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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Exhibition Drama, by George M Baker
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most
-other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions
-whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of
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-
-Title: The Exhibition Drama
- Comprising Drama, Comedy, and Farce, Together with Dramatic
- and Musical Entertainments
-
-Author: George M Baker
-
-Release Date: June 16, 2016 [EBook #52348]
-
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE EXHIBITION DRAMA ***
-
-
-
-
-Produced by Richard Tonsing, David Edwards and the Online
-Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This
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-
-[Illustration:
-
- ENLISTED FOR THE WAR.
-]
-
-[Illustration:
-
- 'THE EXHIBITION STAGE
-
- BOSTON: LEE AND SHEPARD.'
-]
-
- THE AMATEUR DRAMA SERIES.
-
-
-
-
- THE
-
- EXHIBITION DRAMA:
-
- COMPRISING
-
- DRAMA, COMEDY, AND FARCE,
-
- TOGETHER WITH
-
- DRAMATIC AND MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENTS,
-
- FOR
-
- _PRIVATE THEATRICALS, HOME REPRESENTATIONS, HOLIDAY AND
- SCHOOL EXHIBITIONS_.
-
-
- BY
-
- GEORGE M. BAKER,
-
- Author of "Amateur Dramas," "The Mimic Stage," "The Social Stage,"
- "The Drawing-Room Stage," "Temperance Dramas," "A Baker's
- Dozen," "Humorous Dialogues," "Running to Waste,"
- &c.
-
- ILLUSTRATED.
-
- BOSTON:
- LEE AND SHEPARD, PUBLISHERS.
- NEW YORK:
- LEE, SHEPARD, & DILLINGHAM.
- 1875.
-
-
-
-
- Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1874, by
- GEORGE M. BAKER,
- In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington.
-
-
- BOSTON:
- RAND, AVERY, & CO., STEREOTYPERS AND PRINTERS.
-
-
-
-
- PREFACE.
-
-
-In the preparation of "The Exhibition Drama," the author has endeavored
-to present as great a variety as in the previous volumes of this series,
-and to comply, as far as possible, with the requests of numerous
-correspondents. Thus "Enlisted for the War" was written in response to a
-demand for something, based on the late civil war, which should meet the
-requirements of various Posts of the G. A. R. The musical allegories,
-"The Visions of Freedom," and "The Tournament of Idylcourt," were
-prepared for the graduating-class in a Boston grammar-school, and are of
-the same general character as those previously issued. The Christmas
-entertainment, and the dramatization of Dickens's "Christmas Carol,"
-have both been successfully performed at sabbath-school entertainments.
-These, as well as the allegories, are plentifully supplied with
-tableaux, easily represented, and are adapted to the wants of many
-occasional exhibitions.
-
-That "Amateur Dramas" are successful, the appearance of a fifth volume
-is convincing testimony. In addition to this, the warm commendations of
-the press, frequent testimonials from public teachers, and last, though
-not least, a steadily increasing demand for the old as well as the new,
-convince the author that he is honorably catering to a healthy appetite
-for innocent and wholesome recreation.
-
- G. M. B.
-
- 207 WEST SPRINGFIELD STREET, BOSTON.
-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS.
-
-
- PAGE.
-
- ENLISTED FOR THE WAR; OR, THE HOME-GUARD 9
-
- NEVER SAY DIE 85
-
- THE CHAMPION OF HER SEX 109
-
- THE VISIONS OF FREEDOM 135
-
- THE MERRY CHRISTMAS OF THE OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE 157
-
- THE TOURNAMENT OF IDYLCOURT 173
-
- A THORN AMONG THE ROSES 201
-
- A CHRISTMAS CAROL 227
-
- All the above are published separately, and can be obtained of LEE &
- SHEPARD, Publishers, Boston. Price 15 cts. each.
-
-
-
-
- ENLISTED FOR THE WAR;
- OR,
- THE HOME-GUARD.
-
-
- A DRAMA IN THREE ACTS.
-
- _Also a complete two-act drama, by omitting the second
- act, and two characters._
-
-
-
-
- CHARACTERS.
-
-
- ROBERT TRUEWORTH, a Soldier of the Union.
- WILDER ROWELL, Guardian of Gaylie Gifford.
- HOSEA JENKS, Auctioneer.
- HIRAM JENKS, his Son, "a mere boy."
- CRIMP, Colored.
- GEN. GRANT.
- LIEUT.-COL. BOXER.
- GAYLIE GIFFORD, an Heiress.
- MRS. TRUEWORTH, Robert's Mother.
- MATTIE TRUEWORTH, Robert's Sister.
-
-
-
-
- COSTUMES.
-
-
- ROBERT. Acts 1 and 2, Uniform of a private. Act 3, Uniform of a
- colonel.
-
- ROWELL. Act 1, Modern dress, change to colonel's uniform. Act 2,
- Colonel's undress uniform. Act 3, Fashionable dress.
-
- HOSEA. Act 1, Make up "fat;" blue coat with brass buttons; nankeen
- pants; striped vest; white necktie; face florid; nose a little
- pimply; curly gray wig. Act 3, Something like the same, but figure
- rather emaciated; cheeks sunken; and a little more bald than in
- first act.
-
- HIRAM JENKS. Act 1, Short jacket, through which his arms protrude;
- light pants, very short; blue stockings; thick shoes; crop wig;
- general juvenile appearance. Act 3, Short dress bob-tail coat,
- &c.; not dandified, but neat; should be an entire change from Act
- 1.
-
- CRIMP. Act 1, Black woolly wig; gray pants; white shirt, sleeves
- rolled up; wide-rimmed straw hat. Act 2, Disguise of an old
- darkey; gray wig; gray side-whiskers; blue shirt; white duck
- pants, with one suspender. Act 3, Black coat and pants; white
- vest; white necktie.
-
- GEN. GRANT. Uniform of major-general, with cloak; military slouch
- hat, full beard, and make up as usual.
-
- GAYLIE GIFFORD. Act 1, Neat travelling-suit. Act 3, Handsome
- evening-dress.
-
- MRS. TRUEWORTH. Black dress, white collar and cuffs, and widow's
- cap, very neat.
-
- MATTIE. Act 1, Muslin dress and white apron; sleeves rolled up. Act
- 3, Evening dress.
-
- NOTE.—"ENLISTED FOR THE WAR," here presented in its most simple
- form, can be elaborately produced, if preferred. Where a military
- display is desirable, the second act will allow of "an awkward-squad
- drill," "relieving guard," a bayonet-drill, or the introduction of a
- camp song. At the end of the third act, the returning company might
- march across the stage, behind windows and door, illuminated with
- white and red lights, with the chorus "Marching through Georgia."
-
-
-
-
- ACT I.—SCENE. _Interior of farm-house. Door in flat_, R. C. _Window
- in flat_, L. C. _Outside the window arrange flowers in pots, and
- shrubbery. Inside, muslin curtain draped up at_ L. _Window open;
- between it and door, bureau or secretary. Lounge or sofa_, L.
- _Rocking-chair_, R. C. _Small table with a chair beside it_, L.
- C.; _writing-materials on table. Chair_, L. MRS. TRUEWORTH
- _discovered in rocking-chair, knitting and rocking_. MATTIE _in
- chair beside table, her arms folded on table, her face hidden in
- her arms_.
-
-
- _Hosea_ (_outside_). It's a downright shame. Look at it; a fine
- piece of property like this going, going at such a ruinous sacrifice;
- and I'm only offered nine hundred and fifty dollars for it; literally
- flowing with milk and honey. Shall I have ten,—ten, do you say? Quick,
- or you lose it; nine hundred and fifty once, nine hundred and fifty
- twice, nine hundred and fifty,—going, going, and gone to Wilder Rowell,
- Esq., for nine hundred and fifty dollars. You've got a bargain.
-
- _Mattie_ (_raising her head_). Do you hear, mother? To Wilder
- Rowell.
-
- _Mrs. T._ It's a shame to let it go for that price, and to a
- stranger.
-
- _Mattie._ Mr. Rowell is no stranger, mother. It's now five years
- since he came to Grainlow with Mr. Gifford.
-
- _Mrs. T._ For all that, he's a stranger,—a proud, haughty man, whom
- nobody likes, nobody has confidence in.
-
- _Mattie._ Mr. Gifford had confidence enough to give him the
- guardianship of his daughter when he died two years ago; and Gaylie
- likes him. As for being proud and haughty, to me he is always pleasant
- and condescending.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Condescending, indeed! You're just as good as he is.
- Bless you, child, the Trueworths held their heads as high as the best
- of folks until our troubles commenced. Your father took to borrowing to
- experiment with his patent wrinkles, and mortgaged the farm to that
- mean skinflint, Hosea Jenks. Ah, well! he did it for the best, no
- doubt. Only six months dead, and now the old farm has gone too.
-
- _Mattie._ Mother 'tis hard, 'tis cruel, to leave you homeless in
- your old age. Had father been wise—
-
- _Mrs. T._ Hush, child! not a word against him. He was a good, kind
- father, and a husband to be proud of. In all his troubles he never
- would touch a cent of the money we had put by to push Rob through
- college. That was safely locked up; and the lad came through with all
- the honors.
-
- _Mattie._ What good can his learning do him now?
-
- _Mrs. T._ That remains to be seen. When the call came for men, our
- boy, bless him! stepped out with the first, and enlisted for the war.
- Then came the hard blow, hardest of all to bear. My own dear, noble
- husband breathed out his life in my arms, and joined the true and noble
- in that better land. Hark! I hear Robert's step. (MATTIE _rises, and
- goes up_ _to the window_. ROBERT _enters slowly door in flat; comes
- down, places his hand on the back of his mother's chair_.)
-
- _Rob._ Mother, the farm has gone. We are homeless.
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_wipes her eyes, and endeavors to suppress emotion_).
- Yes, Rob, the old home is ours no more. Perhaps it is as well we made a
- change. Now he who, who (_rises, and stretches out her arms_)—O Rob,
- Rob! I can't bear it; I can't bear it. (_Sobs, and falls upon his
- neck._)
-
- _Rob_ (_embracing her_). O mother! this should not have been.
- Had I known the worst, I could have prevented it. I have strong arms
- and a cool head. I could have managed the farm. I thought father was so
- comfortably settled; and now my enlistment binds me. Oh, I could have
- done bravely!
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_recovering_). And you will do bravely now, where every
- true man should stand in the hour of his country's peril, in the ranks
- of brave defenders. Fear not for us: there's a power of strength in
- these old arms yet, and a stout heart to struggle; ay, and a brave one.
- Am I not the mother of a man who leaves all to serve his country?
-
- _Rob._ Brave mother, you shall have a son to be proud of.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Right, boy. And my prayers and blessing shall cheer you
- on to victory.
-
- _Rob._ Yet you are homeless, mother. Our regiment is ready for
- the field: it only awaits the appointment of a colonel. I may be called
- away at an hour's notice. If I could only have secured the old home for
- you, I should have been content.
-
- _Mattie._ Rob, why did you not ask the assistance of Gaylie
- Gifford? She is rich, and I know would have helped us,—her old home
- too.
-
- _Rob._ Yes, her old home. Dear little girl! how fond we all were
- of her, and she of us! But she went away to school two years ago,
- perhaps has forgotten us.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Why, Rob, not a week passes but I have a letter from her;
- such a good, kind letter too!
-
- _Rob._ Yes, I know; and yet I could not _ask_ her assistance.
-
- _Mattie._ Perhaps you are right, Rob; but it does seem hard, after
- all the care and attention she has received from mother, she could do
- nothing for us. But they do say money makes inward changes as well as
- outward. Thank Heaven, we're out of its temptation!
-
- [_Exit_ R.
-
- _Rob_ (_seating his mother in her chair, and kneeling at her
- side_). Mother, there's one reason why I could not ask Gaylie for
- assistance. I should like to tell you, for I would want her to know it
- should I never return.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Never return! O Rob! do not say that.
-
- _Rob._ That is one of the chances of war, mother. We must think
- of it. 'Tis the unlucky chance in this game of life, when so much
- depends on my success. But Gaylie, mother.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Well, Rob, what of Gaylie?
-
- _Rob._ Mother, you will, perhaps, call me mad; but, since Gaylie
- left us, a wild and strong desire has taken possession of my heart. I
- could not see her growing up so good and beautiful, without becoming
- more and more strongly attached to her. At college my dreams were of
- her; my waking thoughts again and again fashioned her image into dear
- companionship; and I have at last dared to believe that I might one day
- woo her, perhaps win her.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Rob, my boy, 'tis a wild dream. She is a rich heiress; in
- a year will be mistress of that grand estate yonder. (_Enter door in
- flat_ WILDER ROWELL.)
-
- _Rob._ Yes, mother; but I am a soldier of the Union; and, out of
- that glorious majority who are to battle for its rights, the North will
- pick its trusty leaders. Why may not I rise? Why may not I win rank and
- glory? and, when that is gained, why may not I dare to ask the hand of
- her I love so dearly, Gaylie Gifford?
-
- _Rowell_ (_at back_). I beg your pardon if I intrude. (ROB
- _rises_.) Mr. Jenks asked me to step inside. He will soon join me to
- complete the sale.
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_rising_). You are in your own house, sir. 'Tis we who
- intrude.
-
- _Rob._ Mr. Rowell, I shall take immediate steps to find another
- home for my mother and sister. We will not long trespass.
-
- _Rowell_ (_down_ L.). Oh, take your own time: perhaps 'twill not
- be necessary to remove.
-
- _Rob._ How? I do not understand you.
-
- _Rowell._ I will speak with you again: for the present, make
- yourself perfectly at home in my house.
-
- _Rob_ (_aside_). His house. Poor old house! you have fallen
- among thieves. Come, mother. (_Puts his arm about his mother's waist,
- and they exeunt_ R. ROWELL _looks after them, then places his hat on
- bureau at back, and sits at table_.)
-
- _Rowell._ Well, I certainly have heard something to my advantage.
- So, my fine soldier-boy, you love my ward, Gaylie Gifford. So do I.
- There we are perfectly agreed. But, when it comes to possession, I
- think we shall quarrel. Forewarned, forearmed. I have purchased this
- farm for the purpose of pleasing my ward; well knowing, that, had she
- been informed of the sale, she would have requested its purchase, that
- in gratitude she might have restored it to her old protectress. Her
- gratitude to me, for my wise forethought, would, no doubt, bring me one
- step nearer to my ambition. But this soldier loves her; should she be
- allowed to carry out her wishes, would love her all the more, perhaps
- arouse an answering affection. No. I'll keep the farm for my own
- pleasure; perhaps play the _rôle_ of benefactor myself. Gaylie's large
- fortune must be shared with me. I never dreamed of this fellow's
- ambition. He rise? If fortune only smile upon me, I will guard against
- that.
-
- _Crimp_ (_outside_). I'm obleeged to you, Massa Jinks. I jes
- w-w-want to know w-w-w-whar you gwine t-t-t-ote dis yere farm?
-
- _Hosea_ (_outside_). Oh, bother! do you suppose we're going to
- dig it up, and cart it off, you stupid? (_Enter door in flat, followed
- by_ CRIMP.)
-
- _Crimp._ S'pose, s'pose; donno nuffin 'bout s'posin, Massa Jinks.
- You cum down here, Massa Jinks, betwixt eleben and seben, A.M., into de
- forenoon. You stick up a red frag ober de do', and you gets up onto de
- barril; and, when you's onto de barril, you gets a crowd round de
- barril, and deliber a Fourfe-ob-July speech onto de barril, and you jaw
- away, and ax 'em for dollars, nine hundred dollars, fify dollars, and
- tell dat ar assemblin' dis yere farm am gwine, gwine, gwine; and all I
- ax you for to tole me, whar it am gwine for to go. I'm obleeged to you.
-
- _Hosea._ Oh! that's only a figurative expression. I've sold the
- farm: that's all.
-
- _Crimp._ Figger-who? Sole de farm; who tole you? who ax you?
-
- _Hosea._ My interest.
-
- _Crimp._ In-ter-which? who's he?
-
- _Hosea._ I had a mortgage on the property, foreclosed, and sold
- out.
-
- _Crimp._ M-m-m-orgages onto de property. No, sar, don't raise 'em;
- heaps ob cabbages, but no morgages. I'm obleeged to you.
-
- _Hosea._ Well, I've sold the property,—house, land,
- farming-utensils, and live stock.
-
- _Crimp._ Live stock; horses, cows, by golly, and de hogs (HOSEA
- _nods_), and de chickens and roosters?
-
- _Hosea._ Yes, sold them all.
-
- _Crimp._ By golly, you don't mean it; w-w-w-what we gwine to do
- for Fanksgibben? And de ole ram Jim,—he gwine too?
-
- _Hosea._ Yes, the old ram Jim.
-
- _Crimp._ Golly, dat so? I'm obleeged to you, Massa Jinks. Dat are
- ole ram Jim am de mos' dyspeptic biped—
-
- _Hosea._ Quadruped, Crimp. Bipeds walk on two legs: he goes on
- four.
-
- _Crimp._ Does he, Massa Jinks? You jes' don't know ole Jim: by
- golly, he's on two legs mos' de time, and gwine for me so (_imitates
- butting_), see, so. Hope I may die, Massa Jinks, if dat ar ole Jim
- didn't creep up a-hind me las' night when I was a-leanin' ober de
- pig-sty, jes' as easy, and lif' me ober dat ar fence into de mud, afore
- you could ax no questions. Nearly took away my bref. I'm glad he's
- gwine; he's too sociable; he is always teasin' folks to take a horn wid
- him, always wantin' to help gib you a boost. By golly, I's glad ole Jim
- gwine.
-
- _Hosea._ Suppose you go and tell him so.
-
- _Crimp._ What, me? Guess not, Massa Jinks. We ain't on speakin'
- terms; de conbersation am always interrupted wid so many buts, can't
- get on at all. But I'll jes' go and gib him a hint, Massa Jinks,—wid a
- stone. By golly, ole Jim gwine! Hi! de jubilum am come. I'm obleeged to
- you.
-
- [_Exit_ F.
-
- _Hosea._ Now, Mr. Rowell, I'm at your service; sorry to have kept
- you waiting.
-
- _Rowell._ It's of no consequence, Jenks: by the way, Miss Mattie
- Trueworth is a very pretty girl.
-
- _Hosea._ Isn't she? If she only went with the farm you'd get the
- _true worth_ of your money. You see: ha, ha, ha! I'm always doing it:
- can't help it; will pop out in my office, at my table, even in my
- dreams. It's a bad habit,—a _pun_icious habit, for which I ought to be
- punished. There it is again! Ha, ha, ha! I can't help it. I try, but
- it's no use; in my office, at my table—
-
- _Rowell._ I'm to pay you one hundred dollars.
-
- _Hosea._ Exactly, to bind the bargain; balance in ten days.
-
- _Rowell_ (_takes out pocket-book_). These Trueworths are evidently
- in a bad way.
-
- _Hosea._ Very. Farm gone, all gone. Poor folks! my heart bleeds
- for them.
-
- _Rowell._ Does it, indeed? The farm is sold to pay your claim.
-
- _Hosea._ Yes, and you've got a bargain. It's wartimes, and folks
- ain't a-goin' to put out their money. A year ago, three thousand
- dollars could not have bought this farm. What's the use of buying land
- when there's no telling but what the Southern Confederacy will sweep
- every thing afore the war's over?
-
- _Rowell._ Indeed! then you've not much faith in the success of
- Northern arms?
-
- _Hosea._ It does look a leetle black for the North.
-
- _Rowell._ If that's your opinion, perhaps I'd better withdraw
- before the bargain's closed.
-
- _Hosea._ What! back out? Don't you do it! It's always blackest
- just afore day. The right must conquer: it's a magnificent farm.
- It's only a question of time: a hundred dollars if you have it
- ready. The Union must be preserved: best cows in the country. Look
- at the uprising: a million freemen in arms,—ninety acres of
- meadow-land,—marching on to victory. And we're so far north, you
- know, it's a safe investment. I'll write a receipt.
-
- _Rowell_ (_throws down money, and rises_). There's your money.
-
- _Hosea._ That's good. (_Snatches the money._) The best investment
- you ever made. (_Sits and writes._) There's your receipt. Thank you.
- (_Rises and shouts._) Hi, sonny, take down the flag: bargain's closed.
- That's my son out there; a mere boy, but awful smart if he's kept in
- his place. Hiram Jenks is his baptismal name. I call him Hi, for short:
- see the pun? ha, ha, ha! Hi Jenks, when I'm in a highly humorous
- vein,—that's another; and when he's in a teasing humor, I call him Hi,
- son. There's another! Ha, ha, ha! Can't help it: I'm always doing it. I
- must be funny; in my office, at my table—
-
- _Rowell._ You seem to be a very busy man, Mr. Jenks.
-
- _Hosea._ I am. I'm a auctioneer, funeral undertaker, coroner,
- lawyer, expressman, carpenter, shoemaker, any thing by which I can gain
- an honest penny. There's only one office that seems necessary to my
- happiness. I would be a postmaster; and Stamps is on his last legs.
- Poor fellow! he's nearly stamped out of existence. You see: ha, ha, ha!
- I can't help it; it will pop out. Perhaps it's better, for humor is
- dangerous when it strikes in. See? Ha, ha, ha!
-
- _Rowell._ Your humor is not of the strikin' kind, Mr. Jenks.
-
- _Hosea._ Ha, ha, ha! very good; it's catching. Strike in: that's
- (_looks grave_) rather good.
-
- _Rowell._ There's a son at the head of this Trueworth family, I
- believe?
-
- _Hosea._ Yes; a splendid fellow, who enlisted a week before his
- father died. Poor chap! he's awfully cut up. Thought the old folks
- nicely settled, and was chock full of patriotism. Was disappointed in
- that, but could not get out of Uncle Sam's clutches. I couldn't afford
- to lose my money, so foreclosed and sold out. (_Enter door in flat_
- HIRAM JENKS _with a long pole, on which a red auction-flag is rolled,
- on his shoulder_.)
-
- _Rowell._ 'Twas a hard blow for the family. (HIRAM _turns to shut
- the door: pole swings round, and hits_ HOSEA _in the head_.)
-
- _Hosea._ Oh, murder! you clumsy chap, you've broke my head.
-
- _Hiram._ 'Twas a hard blow for you, dad,—an auctioneer knocked
- down under his own flag.
-
- "When pole meets poll, then comes the crack of skull."
-
- _Hosea._ Shut up, sonny! Where's your manners? Hold up your head.
- (HIRAM _obeys the directions as spoken_.) Boys should be seen, not
- heard. Turn out your toes. That was good, though, "when pole meets
- poll:" ha, ha, ha! He can't help it: takes it from me. I can't help it;
- in my office, at the table—
-
- _Rowell._ I'm anxious to settle this business at once, and get
- possession of the farm. If you will arrange the papers, my check is
- ready to-day for the whole amount of purchase.
-
- _Hosea._ I like that. My son, hold up your head: here's an example
- for you; a man who's anxious to pay,—turn out your toes,—who never puts
- off until to-morrow what can be done to-day. When you grow up, sonny,
- remember ready is the color of the winning horse on the racecourse of
- life,—Ready-cash; by whom that _dun_-colored nag Promise-to-pay is
- always distanced. Ha, ha, ha! There's a pair of 'em. I can't help it;
- it will pop out; in my office, at my table—
-
- _Rowell._ I'm in something of a hurry.
-
- _Hosea._ All right: step over to my office, and we'll settle up at
- once. Sonny, straighten up! You are released from official business,
- and may go off fishing. (_Pats him on the head._) That's good, Ha, ha,
- ha! I can't help it; 'twill pop out regardless of time and place. We
- wits know no pent-up Ut_aca_. You take, hey, Rowell? Ha, ha, ha! I
- really can't help it; in my office, at my table—
-
- _Rowell._ Mr. Jenks, I really must insist—
-
- _Hosea._ You can't stand it, hey? Then we'll move on. Sonny, stand
- by the flag. I'm going, going, gone. Ha, ha, ha! [_Exit, followed by_
- ROWELL, _door in flat_.]
-
- _Hiram_ (_stands_ C., _and looks after them_). Sonny, sonny!
- Well, if the old man keeps on his degenerating pace, he'll be in his
- second childhood in six months. Calls me a boy, a mere boy: twenty last
- month. Keeps me in a short jacket, and shorter pantaloons. Makes me
- keep my hair sandpapered like an urchin of ten. It's about time this
- thing was stopped. If my arm creeps through this jacket much farther,
- I'm very much afraid it will rise in indignation, and smite my aged
- sire. "Honor your parents" is a very good maxim, but it may be carried
- a little too far. I'd go into the army, but he won't let me; swears I
- shall stand by the old flag. (_Clasps the auction-flag in his arms._)
- No matter: it's only a year, and I am free. Ah! here's Mattie
- Trueworth, a girl I would lay down my life for, and who laughs at me.
- Heigho! if I wasn't a boy, I should be very much in love with her. How
- d'ye do, Mattie? (_Enter_ MATTIE R.)
-
- _Mattie._ Oh! it's you, Hiram Jenks.
-
- _Hiram._ Yes, it's me, Mattie: the standard-bearer, (_pompously_)
- bearing the old flag, that has conquered in so many battles; under
- whose folds so many household gods have fallen, never to rise again.
-
- _Mattie._ Pshaw! you'd look more manly bearing the flag of your
- country.
-
- _Hiram._ S'pect I would, Mattie: it's what I'd like. But dad says
- No.
-
- _Mattie._ Oh, indeed! a dutiful son, truly. The house is sold: why
- do you wait here?
-
- _Hiram._ To get a word with you, Mattie. I've a great admiration
- for you. If I dared, I would tell you that I love you. (_Places flag
- in_ R. _corner back_.)
-
- _Mattie._ Don't you dare do any such thing. You must know I detest
- you, a mere boy; why, you're not yet out of jacket and trousers!
-
- _Hiram_ (_stretching up his arms_). You're mistaken, Mattie: I'm
- a long way out of them.
-
- _Mattie._ Hiram Jenks, you're a fool.
-
- _Hiram._ That's just what dad says, Mattie; but he's awfully
- mistaken. He's old and queer, so I think it no harm to humor his
- fancies, though I do get laughed at. He does not know, that, long after
- he's asleep, the fool is studying by candle-light, way into the night;
- that, while he's about his business, the fool's ears are open, and his
- eyes sharp set, watching the kinks and tricks of trade. Only a year,
- Mattie, and I shall be free,—free to laugh at him, free to win you.
-
- _Mattie._ Win me! Hiram Jenks, have you lost your senses?
-
- _Hiram._ Sometimes I think I have, Mattie, when I look at you.
- Don't be hard on me. Think me a boy, if you will: only remember that I
- love you dearly; for your sake, would die a thousand deaths.
-
- _Mattie._ What unparalleled devotion! (_Sits in chair_ R., _and
- turns her back_.)
-
- _Hiram._ Mattie, Rob must soon leave for the battle-field. You
- will then need a friend. Let me take his place, be a brother to you; or
- give me the right to be nearer and dearer. (_Kneels, and takes her
- hand._) Speak, Mattie: I love you dearly, truly. (_Enter door in flat_
- HOSEA, _followed by_ ROWELL.)
-
- _Hosea._ Good gracious, boy! what are you about? You're spoiling
- your trousers. (HIRAM _jumps up_.) Mattie, don't let that boy pester
- you with his nonsense. Sonny, go home. (_Aside._) 'Pon my word, I
- believe the boy was making love to that girl. I must look after him a
- little closer. (_Aloud._) Hiram, hold up your head, turn out your toes,
- 'bout face, march! (HIRAM _looks at his father as if he would defy him,
- then obediently marches off_.) Now, Mr. Rowell, you are in possession.
- There is the deed (_giving paper_), where you may read your title
- clear. What's to prevent? Ha, ha, ha! there it is again! I can't help
- it; in my office—
-
- [_Exit_ D. _in_ F.
-
- _Rowell._ Miss Mattie, will you be kind enough to inform your
- brother that I would speak with him?
-
- _Mattie_ (_rising_). Certainly sir, he's somewhere about the
- place: I'll find him.
-
- [_Exit_ R.
-
- _Rowell._ I will make an attempt to dispose of this farm to
- advantage. I must be quick: Gaylie is expected home to-day, may return
- at any moment. If this fellow was only out of the way, 'twould be clear
- sailing. Yet if I can manage to spike his guns before the prize heaves
- in sight, the victory is mine. (_Sits at table. Enter_ R. ROB.)
-
- _Rob._ You would speak with me, Mr. Rowell?
-
- _Rowell._ Yes: take a chair. (_Rises, and offers chair to_ ROB,
- _then goes_ L., _and brings chair to_ L. _of table: both sit_.) This
- farm has passed from the possession of your family into my hands; the
- purchase-money is all paid; and I now hold by right the title-deed.
- Here it is. (_Lays it on table._)
-
- _Rob._ I understand. Your property shall be vacated at once.
-
- _Rowell._ Not so fast, my dear fellow: hear me out. You are a brave
- man; you have enlisted in your country's cause. You must go to the
- battle-field, and leave your dear ones to the tender mercies of this
- little world. I cannot be insensible to such patriotism, and I would
- befriend you in this emergency.
-
- _Rob._ You befriend me! I have no claim upon you.
-
- _Rowell._ But you have upon my ward. She was reared beneath this
- roof. Were she here, I think she would uphold me in what I am about to
- do,—restore to you this farm.
-
- _Rob._ Restore it! I have no right to it. 'Tis yours by lawful
- purchase.
-
- _Rowell._ You're right; and as an act of justice to one who gives
- himself to a great cause, that his dear ones shall not be left
- helpless, I give you back the farm.
-
- _Rob._ You do this, Mr. Rowell: you give me the farm freely,
- unconditionally?
-
- _Rowell._ Not exactly. There is one condition, and only one.
- (MATTIE _appears at window outside, with a pair of scissors, and is
- arranging and clipping her flowers, overhearing the following
- dialogue_.)
-
- _Rob._ One condition. Mr. Rowell, before you state that
- condition, let us understand one another. I do not like you. I have
- felt an instinctive dislike from the time you first entered this town.
- I have heard hard stories concerning you,—that you have wronged men,
- ay, and women too. With all that, I have no right to prevent my mother
- and sister from remaining in their old home. I will not, can I do so
- honorably. But I will accept no favor from you. Show me any way in
- which I can redeem this place, the way to win it back by good service
- that shall repay in full all expenses you have incurred in its
- purchase, or encumber it with a mortgage and heavy interest; but give
- me time to redeem, and I will believe you are my friend, will trust
- you. Come, I have spoken plainly: now let me hear your condition.
-
- _Rowell._ Ha! I like plain speaking. You are an adept at it. You
- don't like me. Well, then, in place of favor, I will offer a bargain.
- Here it is: this farm to you and yours forever, for a promise—a
- pledge—that you never offer your hand to my ward, Gaylie Gifford.
-
- _Rob._ Gaylie Gifford,—my hand!—Mr. Rowell, you are jesting.
-
- _Rowell._ No, I am serious. When I entered this house for the first
- time to-day, I heard your confession to your mother. I know how
- grateful Gaylie is for the kind care bestowed upon her here in
- childhood; and I would not have her kind heart wounded by the belief
- that one with whom she has been so intimate should presume upon her
- friendship, to seek to gain her hand, and with it a fortune.
-
- _Rob_ (_rising_). Mr. Rowell, you are insulting.
-
- _Rowell._ Come, be reasonable! You can never hope to win her. Give
- me your promise, and the farm is yours.
-
- _Rob._ No! A thousand times no! You know my secret, but you know
- not me. I do love Gaylie Gifford, and with a hopeless love. The very
- fortune you taunt me with seeking is a bar to keep me silent.
-
- _Rowell._ Then take the farm. I will willingly give it up to
- purchase your silence. She can never be yours: 'twas her father's wish,
- that, when she became of age, her hand should be given to another.
-
- _Rob._ And that other, yourself. Am I not right, Wilder Rowell?
-
- _Rowell._ 'Twas a pretty shrewd guess.
-
- _Rob._ It is a lie. He had no such wish. My father was with him
- when he died.
-
- _Rowell_ (_rising_). Lie! this to me?
-
- _Rob._ Ay, a lie! You like plain speaking. I know he left her
- free to choose her own mate, and bade you, as her guardian, to respect
- her choice.
-
- _Rowell._ I am her choice. Already she trusts me, with a confidence
- that only love can bring; and I, I love her, dearer than all else in
- the world.
-
- _Rob._ Except her fortune. You love her, Wilder Rowell, and she
- is in your power. Poor Gaylie! You shall not win her. She is too good,
- too pure, to mate with such as you, an adventurer, a fortune-hunter.
-
- _Rowell._ Indeed! Come, we are rivals. I will be magnanimous: you
- shall have the first chance. Speak, tell her of your love. If she says,
- Yes, I'm silent.
-
- _Rob._ O villain! you know your power. Speak to her, tell her of
- my love; I a poor soldier, she a rich heiress! She would think me as
- mercenary as I know you to be. No, no, I cannot: I love her dearly,
- truly, but must still love on in secret. (_Falls into chair, and buries
- his face in his hands on table_).
-
- _Rowell_ (_rising. Aside_). Honorable to the last! There's no fear
- of him. (_Aloud._) Think well of it, Trueworth. Take the farm, and make
- your dear ones comfortable. The prize you covet hangs too high.
- (_Aside._) Silent! I'll look in on him again (_takes deed_): an hour's
- reflection may awaken a better spirit.
-
- [_Exit door in flat, passing_ MATTIE, _who enters_.
-
- _Mattie_ (_going to_ ROB). Why, Rob, what's the matter?
-
- _Rob._ Nothing, Mattie: I was only thinking over a plan I have
- for your future.
-
- _Mattie._ Gaylie's back, Rob: I just saw her carriage drive up to
- the house.
-
- [_Down_ R.
-
- _Rob._ Indeed! Then I shall see her before I go. Where's mother?
- (_Enter_ MRS. TRUEWORTH, R.)
-
- _Mrs. T._ Here, Rob. What had Mr. Rowell to say to you?
-
- _Rob._ Nothing, mother, to benefit us. I must go out, and look
- about for a new home. Home! home! that's a hard place to find, when the
- roof that has so long sheltered us is stripped from our heads.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Home is where the heart is, Rob; and, while the old love
- binds us together, we can bid defiance to adversity, beneath the
- humblest roof.
-
- _Rob_ (C.). That's right, mother. Keep up a brave heart. We
- shall weather the storm. (_Aside._) Oh! who will care for these dear
- ones when I am gone? (_Crosses to_ L.)
-
- _Gaylie_ (_outside_). Ha, ha, ha, old Jim! you know me, don't you?
- keep away! Open, locks, whoever knocks. I'm home, I'm home! (_Runs in
- door in flat._) Home, home again! You dear, good Mother Trueworth!
- (_Runs into_ MRS. TRUEWORTH'S _arms_, C.; MATTIE R., ROB L.)
-
- _Mrs. T._ Dear child, welcome, a thousand times welcome!
-
- _Gaylie._ I knew you'd be glad to see me; and Mattie (_runs to her_
- R., _and embraces her_), you dear darling, how rosy you look!
-
- _Mattie._ Gaylie, this is a surprise. I'm real glad to see you.
-
- _Gaylie._ Of course you are; isn't it jolly? But where's Rob?
-
- _Rob_ (_advancing_). Here he is; patiently waiting to be
- recognized.
-
- _Gaylie_ (_runs to him, and catches his hands, shaking them
- heartily_). Oh, you dear old fellow! How glad I am to see you! Why
- don't you kiss me?
-
- _Rob_ (_kissing her_). That was certainly an oversight. So you
- are back again, the same dear, good Gaylie. Two years' schooling has
- made little alteration in you.
-
- _Gaylie_ (C. _with_ ROB; MRS. TRUEWORTH _sits in rocking-chair_;
- MATTIE _stands_ L., _with arms akimbo_). Yes, it has. I'm spoiled,
- completely spoiled. Got a beau yet, Mattie?
-
- _Mattie._ No, indeed! I hope not.
-
- _Gaylie._ Ha, ha, ha! what a girl! sneers at her destiny. She'll
- get over it. Yes, I'm completely spoiled. Went away a _cheild_ of
- nature, fresh, buoyant, and all that sort of thing: I've come back a
- cultivated woman. Ahem! (_Struts across stage: comes back._) Oh, my
- poor little head! it's had Latin squeezed into it, Greek pounded into
- it, and French, German, Spanish, and Italian filtered through it. Oh,
- it's a learned head! Then my fingers have been calloused into
- familiarity with all the ugly notes in the musical scale; my feet
- twisted and turned about all the figures a French dancing-master could
- invent; and my poor little figure tortured with elegant movements and
- graceful poses. Oh, bless you! I'm not myself at all. (_Goes back to
- Rob._)
-
- _Rob._ You are our own Gaylie still. I know it; I can feel it in
- the warm clasp of your hand, in the clear light of your eyes.
-
- _Gaylie._ Right, Rob: you're always right. For this dear old home,
- you, my earliest, best friends, are a part of this my heart; and that
- not all the teaching in the world could change. (_Goes to_ MRS.
- TRUEWORTH, _and kneels at her side_. ROB _goes up stage, and watches
- her_.) So here I am again, mother, at your feet. When my father went to
- that far-off land, years ago, in search of wealth, he left me here, and
- asked you to be a mother to his child. How well you took the place of
- her who died when I was so little, let this testify. I am now the
- heiress to his wealth; I have a home rich and attractive, servants at
- my call, much that can make life bright and beautiful: but I could part
- with all, sooner than lose the right to call this home, and you mother.
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_putting her arms about her_). Dear, dear child! You are
- my own; still the same fresh, warm heart.
-
- _Rob_ (_aside_). She's an angel. Had I but the power to call
- her mine!
-
- _Crimp_ (_outside_). Go 'way dar, you Jim! don't yer shake yer
- head at me. Go' way dar! help! murder! help! (_Tumbles in at door, as
- if "butted;" jumps up, runs, and shuts door, placing his back against
- it._) Go 'way, yer fool! Nobody to hum.
-
- _Rob._ What's the matter, Crimp?
-
- _Crimp._ Dat ole fo-fo, Jim, he will insist on squartin' me to de
- door, an' I don't want none of his attention. Go 'way, out dar: stop
- dat knockin' at do'!
-
- _Gaylie._ Oh, here's our black Cupid! Why, Crimp, old friend,
- aren't you going to speak to me?
-
- _Crimp_ (_comes down_). Why, bress my soul! No, 'tain't. Yes, it
- am: it's Miss Gaylie hersel'. You dear little honey! bress us an' save
- us, am dat yerself?
-
- _Gaylie_ (_taking his hand_). Yes, it's your old torment; home
- again, and ready for a frolic.
-
- _Crimp._ Wh-wh-at! bress yer purty face; yer ain't grown a mite;
- gwine fur a frolic; climb de yapple-trees, ride onto de darky's back.
- Oh, golly! what times we did hab, to be sho'!
-
- _Gaylie._ Only give me a chance, Crimp. I'm as spry as ever.
-
- _Crimp._ What! would you, dough, ride onto dis year darky's back?
- By golly! I'm obleeged to you. I's powerful glad to see ye back, honey.
- Comfort de ole lady, now Massa Rob gwine fur a sojer.
-
- _Gaylie._ What! our Rob a soldier?
-
- _Crimp._ Yaas, indeed! Don't you see de uniform? gwine along de
- tramp, tramp, tramp fellars, he am.
-
- _Rob._ Yes, Gaylie, enlisted for the war.
-
- _Gaylie._ But where are your shoulder-straps, your sword?
-
- _Rob._ I am but a private, Gaylie. The emblems of command are
- yet to be won: they'll come in time, I hope.
-
- _Gaylie._ I know they will. O Rob! I'm proud of you.
-
- _Crimp._ Same here, Massa _Rob._ I'm obleeged to you. Golly! if I
- was only a white man, I'd jist go down dar, I would. Hi! I'd lay 'em
- out. I'd go for dem are fellars, like ole Jim, so (_butting_). But dey
- don't want no brack guards; oh, no! S'pect dey will, dough, glad to git
- 'em afore de war am ober; and, when de do, hi! Tumms Jeffsum Crimp am
- dare, he am.
-
- _Rob._ It strikes me, Crimp, you are rather monopolizing the
- conversation. Fall back, sir.
-
- _Crimp._ I'm obleeged to you, Massa Rob. I's dumb. (_Goes to
- window, and in dumb show pesters the imaginary_ JIM _by shaking his
- fist, throwing things out of the window, &c._)
-
- _Rob_ (L. C.). Yes, Gaylie, I am expecting daily orders to
- march. I only hope I shall have time to completely settle mother and
- Mattie in their new home.
-
- _Gaylie_ (R. C.). Their new home! what do you mean?
-
- _Rob._ The farm has been sold, Gaylie,—sold to-day, to satisfy
- the claim of Hosea Jenks.
-
- _Gaylie._ Sold! Why have I heard nothing of this?
-
- _Rob._ You must have known it. Pardon me: I see I have been
- mistaken. Your guardian—
-
- _Gaylie._ Has not written me a word concerning you; not a word have
- I heard of this. But 'tis not too late: the farm can and must be
- redeemed. Who is the purchaser?
-
- _Rob._ Your guardian, Wilder Rowell.
-
- _Gaylie._ He bought it? then it's all right. Dear, good fellow! he
- knew I could not desert you. That's just splendid! (_Enter hurriedly_,
- ROWELL, _door in_ F.)
-
- _Rowell._ Miss Gaylie, I have this moment heard of your arrival.
- Welcome home! (_Gives his hand._)
-
- _Gaylie_ (_eagerly shaking it_). A thousand, thousand thanks,
- Guardy: you have indeed made me welcome. So, sir, you have a surprise
- in store for me. Come, disclose it: I am all impatience. It's so
- splendid to be surprised, when you are all prepared for it!
-
- _Rowell._ A surprise? I do not understand.
-
- _Gaylie._ O Innocence! thy name is Wilder Rowell. But I know your
- secret. You have bought this farm.
-
- _Rowell._ Yes: a good piece of property, they say.
-
- _Gaylie._ Indeed it is! the very investment I should have proposed.
- Thank you for your thoughtful consideration. So it's my property?
-
- _Rowell._ No, it's my property. Not as your agent, but for myself,
- I bought this farm. I mean to settle down, and become a sober, plodding
- farmer, and, in time, take to myself a wife. (_Looks at_ ROB, _who is
- in_ L. _corner_.)
-
- _Gaylie._ Guardy, I _have_ been mistaken. But you will sell _me_
- the farm. Come, you never yet refused me a request; and it is one of
- the dearest wishes I have, to possess this farm.
-
- _Rowell._ Sorry I cannot oblige you. But, for particular reasons, I
- would not sell this farm for ten times the money I gave for it.
-
- _Gaylie._ But you are turning from their dear home the best friends
- I have in the world.
-
- _Rowell._ They are not very much attached to it, Gaylie; for, not
- an hour ago, 'twas offered them on easy terms.
-
- _Gaylie._ Offered them, by you?
-
- _Rob._ Yes, Gaylie: on terms no honest man could for a moment
- consider.
-
- _Rowell._ I offer it again. Consider, Robert Trueworth, 'tis you
- who are driving your family from home.
-
- _Rob._ You have had your answer. Scoundrel!
-
- _Rowell._ That name again!
-
- _Rob._ Ay, again and again! Plead no more, Gaylie. Ask no favors
- for me or mine, of that man: even from your dear hands, I could never
- take the fair farm which he has polluted by ownership.
-
- _Rowell._ Robert Trueworth, you shall repent this. (_Comes close to
- him._) You are making me your enemy.
-
- _Rob._ I am satisfied. Better open war than false friendship
- with a heartless foe.
-
- _Gaylie._ No more of this, I beg. You have quarrelled. For my sake,
- be friends.
-
- _Mattie_ (R.). Silence, Gaylie! you know not what you ask.
-
- _Gaylie._ You too, Mattie? What means this mystery? (_They pass to_
- R., _and converse in dumb show_. ROB _goes up stage, and passes round
- to back of his mother's chair, on which he leans, conversing with her,
- as_ HOSEA JENKS _enters, followed by_ HIRAM. CRIMP _runs to_ HIRAM,
- _and keeps him back, conversing in dumb show about_ "JIM;" CRIMP _going
- through pantomime, to convey an idea of an attack_. HOSEA _comes down_,
- C.)
-
- _Hosea_ (_speaks as he enters_). Oh, here you are, Rowell! I
- thought I should find you. I've just been down to the post-office. Poor
- Stamps has gone. He has distributed his last batch, and been
- transferred to the dead-letter office. Ha, ha, ha! that's a grave pun;
- but I can't help it; you know my weakness.
-
- _Crimp._ Weakness? am you got de lumbago, Massa Jinks? Golly! I
- had de rheumatiz awful, las' winter. Tell you what you do, Massa Jinks:
- you jis get a poorhouse plaster; only draw a quarter out ob yer pocket,
- and all de anguish out ob yer back.
-
- _Hosea._ Ha, Ha, Ha! he little understands my facetious humor.
-
- _Crimp._ Oh, humor! face itches; den clap it onto yer face. Draw
- out all de pain, and some ob yer cheek too.
-
- _Rob._ Crimp, be silent!
-
- _Crimp._ Ob course, ob course! I'm obleeged to you.
-
- _Rowell._ So Stamps is dead?
-
- _Hosea._ Yes: poor fellow, I grieve for him. Who can take his
- place?—I should say, his post. Postmaster, see? ha, ha, ha! There it is
- again! I can't help it.
-
- _Rowell._ Mr. Jenks, if you could contrive to drop this jesting
- humor—
-
- _Hosea._ But I can't. I try, but I can't drop it: it's a drop too
- much. Ha, ha, ha!
-
- _Crimp._ Ya, ya, ya! dat's good: de ole man's been drinking jes' a
- drop too much.
-
- _Rowell._ If I understand you, Mr. Jenks, you would be his
- successor.
-
- _Jenks._ That's just it. I know you have influence. See, here's an
- official envelope addressed to you, and from the war-office too.
-
- _Rowell_ (_snatches and opens it_). For me? Ah, good, good! Jenks,
- I shall remember you. Now comes my turn. Gaylie, I must home at once:
- will you go with me?
-
- _Gaylie._ I prefer remaining here.
-
- _Rowell._ As you please. Mr. Trueworth, a word with you. (ROB
- _advances_.) I give you one more opportunity to embrace my offer. 'Tis
- the last chance. This fine property for your silence.
-
- _Rob._ I will make no terms with you. When I have won the right,
- I will speak. (_Turns up stage._)
-
- _Rowell_ (_walking up slowly to door_). When you have won the
- right: that time will never come. Fool! you have made an enemy of one
- who can strike deep and well.
-
- [_Exit door in_ _F._
-
- _Hosea._ Rowell, Rowell! don't forget me. I must run after him:
- there's no time to be lost. Come, Hiram! fall in, or we shall fall out.
- Ha, ha, ha!
-
- [_Exit door in_ F.
-
- _Crimp._ Take care, Massa Jinks, you don't fall onto ole Jim's
- horns! (_Looks out at door._) golly, he's a-laying fur him. Dere de go!
- Go in, ole man; he's a arter ye! By golly, see 'em run: see 'em run!
- (_Exit._ HIRAM _starts for door, stops irresolutely, and then comes,
- and stretches himself upon lounge_.)
-
- _Hiram._ It's right comfortable here: I think I'll stop.
-
- _Gaylie_ (_aside_). He denies my request. What motive can he have
- in thus appropriating the property of my friends? I must know more of
- this. (_Aloud._) Come, mother, show me to my old room. I want to talk
- to you: I've so much to say! I shall not tell you what I have bought
- for you. Such a cap, a perfect beauty! and such a shawl! You'll be the
- envy of the town.
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_rising_). Dear, dear child! ever thoughtful of my
- comfort.
-
- _Gaylie._ If I were not, I should not deserve so good a mother.
- Good-by, Mattie: good-by, Rob! [_Exit with arm about_ MRS. TRUEWORTH.]
-
- _Rob._ Good-by, Gaylie. Bless her dear heart! mother will have
- one friend when I am gone. Now, Mattie, I'll take a look about, and see
- if there's a poor but neat tenement to be had: I won't be gone long.
-
- _Mattie._ O Rob! where can we go?
-
- _Rob._ Trust all to me, Mattie: I will not leave you homeless.
- (_Going._)
-
- _Hiram_ (_on sofa_). Sh—sh—sh!
-
- _Rob_ (_returning_). Why, Hiram, what's the matter? (HIRAM
- _rises, walks on tiptoe to the window, looks out, turns, "Sh!" then
- walks to the door, and performs the same manœuvre; then comes down_ C.
- _on tiptoe, beckoning_ ROB _down_.)
-
- _Mattie._ What ails the boy? is he crazy?
-
- _Hiram._ Don't mind me. If the old man should happen about, I'm
- ruined. But, sh—you want a friend.
-
- _Rob._ Well, Hiram, I am not quite destitute.
-
- _Hiram._ Sh—if I only dared, I could find a friend for you. If I
- only dared; but I'm such a coward. No matter, I'll take the risk. You
- know the Widow Smith place?
-
- _Rob._ Yes: 'twas sold at auction six months ago.
-
- _Hiram._ Exactly. Sh—it's mine: I bought it.
-
- _Rob._ You? why, 'twas knocked down to Crane!
-
- _Hiram._ Yes; and Crane crooked his long neck round, and took his
- cue from me. I bought it: my money paid for it. Never you mind where
- the money came from; it was an honest purchase. Now you're in trouble:
- you want a home. Take mine, and welcome; only don't let the old man
- dream I'm its owner. Crane holds it now; but, when I am free, 'twill be
- known as my property. Will you have it? Not a cent will I take for it
- until the war is over. It's a pretty place: not much land; but flowers,
- good gracious! and woodbine, why, the front is completely covered. Will
- you take it? Quick! the old man will return, and then I am a boy again.
-
- _Rob_ (_takes his hand_). Hiram, you're a man: you are a true
- friend. Thank you: I will accept your offer.
-
- _Mattie._ O Hiram! I've treated you shamefully. Forgive me: I never
- dreamed you had such a noble heart.
-
- _Hiram._ I haven't any heart, Mattie: you had it all long ago. So
- you'll take the place (_enter Gaylie_ R.), and be my tenant until the
- war is over. Sh—sh! not a word!
-
- _Gaylie._ You're too late, conspirators: I have heard all. Rob, you
- have found a home?
-
- _Rob._ Yes, Gaylie, thanks to a true friend.
-
- _Hiram._ Sh—not so loud; the old man drops round mighty sudden.
-
- _Gaylie._ Rob, you have done this without consulting me. Why am I
- shut out from your counsel?
-
- _Rob._ Ah, Gaylie! you cannot befriend me. You are not of age,
- and I will not be indebted to your guardian.
-
- _Gaylie._ Tell me, why have you quarrelled with my guardian? What
- means this enmity between you and him?
-
- _Rob._ Gaylie, you must not ask me.
-
- _Gaylie._ But I must know: you have no right to keep it from me.
-
- _Rob._ I cannot tell you, Gaylie. Let it suffice, we are
- enemies; that he would do much to crush me and mine.
-
- _Gaylie._ Let him dare! I stand between you and him. You go to
- battle in a noble cause: fear not; if he has the will to wrong the dear
- ones you leave behind, I have the power to crush him, and I will. Face
- the enemy in the South with a brave heart, Rob. Against the enemy here,
- I will be the Home-Guard.
-
- _Rob._ You, Gaylie? what can you do, little woman?
-
- _Gaylie._ Woman's work. Think you we will sit idle at home, while
- husbands, fathers, brothers, are in the field? No! there is work for
- tender hands and willing hearts. To care for the needy, to protect the
- helpless, at home; to heal the wounds, and charm away the pain, in the
- hospitals,—this is our work: to it I give my whole heart; my whole
- fortune, if need be. Henceforth I am the guardian of your mother and
- your sister. (_Enter_ CRIMP _door in flat_). Alone, if need be, I will
- stand the Home-Guard, a bulwark against adversity.
-
- _Hiram._ You shall not stand alone, Miss Gaylie. They say I'm but
- a mere boy, but I'm heart and hand with you in this cause.
-
- _Crimp._ Same here. I'm obleeged to you; I'll be de drum-major in
- dat ar corpse.
-
- _Gaylie._ See, Rob; they muster at my call. Home-Guard, attention!
- fall in! (_Stands_ L. C. HIRAM _steps up beside her_; CRIMP _up stage
- next him; form in line up and down stage_. MATTIE _sits in
- rocking-chair_, R.; ROB _leans upon the back of her chair_.)
-
- _Rob._ Raw recruits, Gaylie!
-
- _Gaylie._ Yes, almost as raw as those who take the field, Rob.
- Company, attention!
-
- _Crimp._ Hole on, Miss Cap'n. Whar's de colors? mus' have a frag.
- Golly, dis year's de ticket. (_Takes auction-flag from corner, and
- unrolls it_). Dar! look at dat; and, as I's de only pusson ob color in
- dis yer corpse, I'll be de color-bearer.
-
- _Gaylie._ Attention, company!
-
- _Crimp._ Yes, Missy Cap'n; I's all attention.
-
- _Gaylie._ Eyes right: eyes left: salute! (_They bring their hands
- to a salute. Enter door in_ F. ROWELL, _in full uniform of a colonel_.)
-
- _Rowell._ Ah! what new recruits have we here?
-
- _Gaylie._ Mr. Rowell, what does this mean?
-
- _Rowell._ That an honor for which I have exerted much influence
- has, at the last moment, been conferred upon me. I am appointed colonel
- of the 10th. (_Bows, and comes to_ L. _corner_.)
-
- _Gaylie_ (C.) Rob's regiment, and his enemy at its head! Oh, this
- is cruel!
-
- _Rob._ He in command! He our colonel! Another blow: fate can do
- no more. (_Goes up_ C.)
-
- _Rowell._ Robert Trueworth, you will join your regiment at once.
- All furloughs are countermanded. We march at sunrise to-morrow.
-
- _Gaylie_ (_aside_). Oh, this is terrible! Rob's bitter foe in
- command: oh, why have they quarrelled? (_Goes to rocking-chair, and
- leans upon it._)
-
- _Rob_ (_aside_). To serve under that man, whom I detest! There
- is no escape. I must submit. There's one comfort: his position takes
- him away from Gaylie. (_Enter_ MRS. TRUEWORTH R.) The time has come,
- mother. I have orders to join my regiment at once: we march at sunrise.
- Keep a stout heart, mother. I leave kind friends behind, who will see
- to it you do not suffer.
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_her arms about his neck_). My brave boy, serve well
- your country, and do not forget your mother. She gives you up freely,
- with a prayer that you may be found true to your duty. Heaven bless and
- keep you, Rob! (_They stand together conversing._)
-
- _Gaylie._ Mattie, before Rob goes, I must know the meaning of this
- quarrel between him and my guardian. Why is it kept from me? You must
- know: I conjure you, as you value my friendship, as you love your
- brother, speak before 'tis too late.
-
- _Mattie._ O Gaylie! I do know; for his sake I will speak. You are
- the cause of this quarrel. Both these men love you.
-
- _Gaylie._ Indeed! Oh, I'm so glad!
-
- _Mattie._ Glad! You should be ashamed of yourself. You can't marry
- them both.
-
- _Gaylie._ Oh! you don't know what I can, what I will do.
-
- _Rob_ (_approaching_). Mattie, sister, good-by.
-
- _Mattie_ (_rising, and running into his arms_. GAYLIE _slips into
- her seat, and covers her face_). O brother! so soon? what shall we do
- without you?
-
- _Rob._ Keep a good heart, sister. You will do bravely. (_Kisses
- her._ MATTIE _goes to her mother_, C. ROB _comes down, looks at_
- GAYLIE, _sighs, and turns up stage_.) Good-by, Crimp. (_Shakes hands._)
-
- _Crimp._ Good-by, Massa Rob. I'm obleeged to you. You'll come home
- a drum-major, sartin sure.
-
- _Rob._ Thank you, Crimp. Good-by, Hiram, and thank you for your
- friendly aid.
-
- _Hiram._ Good-by, Rob. I'll look out for the women-folks, sharp
- too. (ROB _goes to door_.)
-
- _Gaylie_ (_running up stage_). Rob, Rob! you've forgotten me!
-
- _Rob._ True, Gaylie. I had not the heart to say farewell to you.
- You are so dear—
-
- _Rowell._ This is but tardy obedience.
-
- _Rob._ Ah! you fear me, Col. Rowell, no more than I fear myself.
- But am I not bound in honor to be silent? Gaylie, farewell: you have
- been a kind friend to us, will still be to my dear ones when I am gone.
- Good-by.
-
- _Gaylie._ Rob, is there nothing more you would say to me? (_Looks
- at him tenderly._)
-
- _Rob._ Nothing, Gaylie: were you but the poor girl I once
- thought you; but no, no—
-
- _Gaylie._ Rob, whatever you would have said to the poor girl, say
- to the rich heiress: there's the same heart here.
-
- _Rowell._ Confusion! is she leading him on to confession?
-
- _Rob._ O Gaylie! am I awake? You give me life; you give me hope:
- you make me bold to speak. Gaylie, I love you, dearly, truly.
-
- _Gaylie_ (_placing her hands on his shoulders_). As dearly and
- truly as I love you? O Rob! it must be deep and strong.
-
- _Rob_ (_clasping her in his arms_). Mine, Gaylie, mine! oh,
- this is happiness indeed!
-
- _Crimp._ Hi, das a fac. De Union foreber!
-
- _Rowell._ Girl, are you losing your senses? I forbid this folly.
-
- _Gaylie._ And who are you?
-
- _Rowell._ Your guardian. You shall not throw yourself away upon a
- common soldier.
-
- _Rob_ (_comes down_). A common soldier! True. I glory in my
- rank. You leap to a command by power and influence. My spurs must yet
- be won. I am content. Should I rise by merit, no emblems of rank could
- shed a brighter glow than gleams from the trusty bayonets of Liberty's
- common soldiers.
-
- _Rowell._ Enough! To your regiment. You forget I am your superior.
-
- _Rob._ No, I do not forget it; and I know what to expect,—hard
- service, and an enemy in command. I am satisfied, for I have won the
- victory here. (_Takes Gaylie's hand._)
-
- _Rowell._ Be not so sure of that. You forget the enemy has a long
- arm, and it may reach even here.
-
- _Gaylie._ And, if it does, I fear it not.
-
- _Rowell._ Indeed!
-
- _Gaylie._ Ay, indeed, Col. Rowell. You are my guardian, true; but
- you forget my father's will. In one year I am free: even now I have the
- power of appeal to two noble men, should you distort your power. I will
- be mistress of my fortune. I will be free to bestow my hand. With the
- one, I will protect the homeless; with the other, cheer him at whom you
- sneer, a common soldier. Deny my right at your peril.
-
- _Rowell._ No more of this. Quit that man's side. I command you,
- obey me!
-
- _Gaylie._ You command? You forget I am a leader here. I entreat
- you, in the name of justice, to deal fairly and honorably by this true
- hero, who leaves all to serve his country, to recognize his right to
- the hand which I freely give. Come, sir, do we part friends?
-
- _Rowell._ Not on such terms as you offer. (_Crosses to_ R.)
-
- _Gaylie._ Then beware! you make yourself my enemy. Already you
- disgrace the rank you've bought, not won. You have command, and my hero
- in your power. I have love, wealth, and a loyal heart, that abhors
- injustice. Against all treachery and deceit, against the wily arts you
- may contrive to shame my hero, I am the Home-Guard, the firm friend,
- enlisted for the war.
-
- _Tableau_: ROB _and_ GAYLIE, C. ROB _has his right arm about her
- waist, her left hand in his left; she bends forward, with her right
- hand outstretched to_ ROWELL, R., _defying him_. MRS. TRUEWORTH _sits
- on sofa_, L., _with her handkerchief to her eyes_. MATTIE _with her
- hand on her mother's shoulder_. CRIMP, _back_ R., _has the flag rolled
- up, and is menacing_ ROWELL _with it_. HIRAM _catches it in his hand as
- it descends, and holds him back. Slow curtain._
-
-
-
-
- ACT II.—(_After two years._) _Headquarters of_ COL. ROWELL _in
- Virginia. Room in a farm-house. Door in flat_ L., _open; window in
- flat_ R., _open. Landscape behind, moonlight if possible. Set the
- "moon"_ L., _so the light will fall through the door and window.
- Writing-desk or table, against_ R. _side; writing-materials, a
- candle to light, a pile of letters and papers, upon it. Chair in
- front of this. Give the scene a military character by placing a
- stack of arms in_ L. _corner back, a pile of knapsacks in_ R.
- _corner with an American flag thrown over it; hang up a drum
- between the door and window_. ROBERT _discovered, with musket, on
- guard outside the door; passes door and window twice. A "distant"
- fife plays, "The Girl I left behind me," through: as it ceases_,
- ROB _should be at door; he leans against the doorway_ L.
-
-
- _Rob._ The boys are making merry to-night around the camp-fire;
- but that lively air brings only sadness to me. "The girl I left behind
- me," two years ago, in Grainlow, Gaylie Gifford, is still silent. Not a
- line in reply to my frequent letters. Has she repented of her choice?
- No, I cannot believe that; for my sister writes me she often speaks of
- me, longs for my return. But yet she never writes. Perhaps she has
- never received mine; 'tis hardly possible, and yet her silence—Can my
- enemy, the colonel, be conspiring to keep us apart? He is base enough
- to use any means to serve his purpose. By his orders, the mail is
- brought here, and inspected by him, before delivery; perhaps, that he
- may intercept any letters for me. If I could only get a single line
- from her, I would be content. Oh! I am ground down worse than any slave
- that tills the earth beneath the overseer's lash. Two years of service,
- and still a private! I know I have been honorably mentioned many times
- by my captain; and yet poorer men step above me: and I toil on, fight
- on, with no hope of promotion. Well, they shall not say I have not done
- my duty. Will the end never come, and free me from this bondage, give
- me liberty to turn my steps northward, to seek the star of promise that
- gleams in Gaylie's eyes? Halt! Who goes there?
-
- _Crimp_ (_comes from_ L., _passes the window, and appears at door
- speaking_). D-d-d-on't shoot! d-d-d-on't shoot! I's only a poor old
- darky, Massa Sentenull.
-
- _Rob._ Your business here?
-
- _Crimp._ Pressing b-b-business; d-d-d-on't shoot! Want to see de
- colonel.
-
- _Rob._ The colonel is absent.
-
- _Crimp._ Den I'll walk into de parlor, take a cheer, and wait for
- um. D-d-d-on't shoot!
-
- _Rob._ Business. Your pass, uncle.
-
- _Crimp._ Pass: yes, massa, got a pass. Here she am! (_Searches
- pocket._) Golly! it am gone. No, here she am! (_Searches bosom._) Not a
- pass; had um, sure; hope I may die—
-
- _Rob._ What's that sticking out of your hat?
-
- _Crimp._ Golly, dat's so! (_Takes off hat, paper sticking out of
- crown_). Put um up dar to keep um safe. (_Hands pass._)
-
- _Rob_ (_examines paper_). The pass is right: pass in. (_Resumes
- march._)
-
- _Crimp._ Tole you so. Dar aint no inception about dis chile: he's
- de sole ob honor. (_Comes down._) Now, w-w-what's a-gon to be did?
- Missy Cap'n sends me away down here, in dis yer benighted regium, to
- bring a letter to Massa Rob. Tote about forty mile afore I find him,
- and den he's on guard. 'Twon't do to gib him de letter now: these sojer
- fellars so stiff onto de tictacs, dat if I was to gib him de letter,
- jes as likely to put de bagonet into me, or blow my head off, as not.
- No, sar: Crimp don't take no risks in dis yer camplain; no, sar, I'm
- obleeged to you. I'll wait till he's reliebed. Missy Cap'n say, gib 'im
- de letter, and den lay round, and see what de colonel was about. I'll
- hab a smoke (_takes out pipe, lights it_), an' I'll lay round. (_Takes
- the American flag, and wraps it round him._) Glory, hallelujah! dat's
- de warmest cobering dat eber a darkey got into. Yaas indeed. It am de
- protector ob virtue. Dat's me. (_Takes a knapsack for a pillow._) I'l
- jles hab a snooze into de corner, till Massa Rob is reliebed. (_Lies
- down._) Hi! das a heap ob comfort in de arms ob Morphine. (_Smokes._)
- 'Spect Missy Gaylie tink a heap ob dat ar Massa Rob. Oh, lub, lub! when
- you got into dat Miss Gaylie's heart, you jist found de warmest place
- in de whole world. Yaas, indeed! (_Drops pipe._) Dar going to be some
- fun, down dar in Grainlow. By golly! de Home Guard am gwine to commence
- operations. Now, Massa Colonel, mind your eye; for de Home Guard am
- onto de war-path.
-
- _Rob._ Halt! Who goes there? (LIEUT.-COL. BOXER _enters_ L.,
- _passes the window to door_. ROB _salutes_. BOXER _enters_.)
-
- _Boxer._ The colonel away still? Hallo! (_Snuffs the air._)
- Tobacco, and pipe-tobacco too! Smoking in my quarters! Bah! who is it?
- I won't have it. If there's any thing I detest, it's smoking; under my
- very nose too. Here, sentinel! (ROB _steps inside door_.) Have you been
- smoking?
-
- _Rob._ I never smoke, sir.
-
- _Boxer._ Right: it's a filthy habit. But somebody's been here with
- a pipe. Now, mind, no more of it. Let no smokers pass that door. 'Tis a
- strict order which must be obeyed. That's all. (ROB _salutes, and
- retires_.) Plague take the fellow, whoever he is! The smoke of battle
- is inspiring; gunpowder is soothing to the nerves; but tobacco-smoke,
- bah! it makes me sick.
-
- [_Exit_ L.
-
- _Crimp_ (_raising his head_). By golly! dat ar hossifer am riled.
- Don't like smoke. He's proficient in a liberal heducation, he am.
- (_Drops head._ GEN. GRANT _appears_ L., _slowly passes window, and
- crosses to door, is stopped by_ ROB.)
-
- _Rob._ Halt!
-
- _Grant._ I have business with the colonel.
-
- _Rob._ The colonel is absent.
-
- _Grant._ Then I will await his return.
-
- _Rob._ Halt! I have my orders. No smokers can enter here. If you
- would pass, put out that cigar.
-
- _Grant._ Indeed! Your orders are strict. (_Looks at_ ROB _keenly,
- then throws away cigar, and enters_. BOXER _enters_ L., _meeting him_.)
- Good-evening, colonel.
-
- _Boxer_ (_saluting_). Good-evening, general. You have surprised
- our post. The colonel is absent. Can I be of service?
-
- _Grant_ (_sitting in chair, and tilting back against table_).
- Your sentinel ordered me to throw away my cigar.
-
- _Boxer._ He did? confound him! Here, sentinel! (ROB _steps inside
- door_.) Do you know what you have done?
-
- _Rob._ Obeyed orders, colonel.
-
- _Grant._ Do you know me, sentinel?
-
- _Rob_ (_saluting_). I do, general.
-
- _Boxer._ And didn't you know better—
-
- _Grant._ One moment, colonel. Sentinel, you are the first man that
- ever dared put out my cigar. You did perfectly right: orders must be
- obeyed. Your name.
-
- _Rob._ Robert Trueworth.
-
- _Grant._ How long have you been in service?
-
- _Rob._ Two years.
-
- _Grant._ That's all. (_Waves his hand._ ROB _salutes and
- retires_.) Colonel, your orders are too strict. I cannot talk without a
- cigar.
-
- _Boxer._ Sorry I have not one to offer you, for I do like to see a
- man enjoy himself. My orders could not apply to you, general.
-
- _Grant._ Thank you; having permission, I can find the cigar.
- (_Takes out cigar, and lights it._) I always go armed. That man at the
- door,—what is his record?
-
- _Boxer._ Excellent: every inch a soldier; the bravest of the
- brave.
-
- _Grant._ Two years of service, and still a private?
-
- _Boxer._ Yes, general; although he has been honorably mentioned.
- (_Coughs._) (_Aside._) Confound his nasty cigar! (_Aloud._) There's not
- the best of feeling towards him on the part of our colonel. A brave
- soldier, general, but queer. It seems they quarrelled before entering
- service. (_Coughs._) (_Aside._) Oh, I shall choke! (_Aloud._) A
- love-affair, I believe. The private won the girl, and so he's not
- pushed.
-
- _Grant._ Indeed! the colonel brings his private piques into the
- battle-field. I rather like this boy. (_Looks round._) Can't we get out
- of earshot?
-
- _Boxer._ Certainly; in my room. (_Crosses stage, and then opens
- door_ L.) Walk in, general. (GRANT _rises, and crosses stage_.) We
- shall be secure from interruption here.
-
- _Grant._ No: it's pleasant outside; let's walk awhile. (_Passes
- out door off_ L., _smoking_.)
-
- _Boxer._ Bah! I foresee a smoky campaign here. (_Following him._)
-
- _Crimp_ (_raising his head_). By golly! dat ar fellar's a high
- buck. Ain't dey nebber gwine to reliebe dat guard? (COL. ROWELL
- _appears_ R., _passes window to door_. ROB _salutes, he enters_. CRIMP
- _drops his head_.)
-
- _Rowell._ That fellow's on guard to-night. How I hate him! Rebel
- bullets come fast and thick, but they never reach him. Pity! I should
- lose a good soldier, no doubt; but I could spare him. (_Goes to table,
- and lights candle._) Here's the mail for my inspection; let me see if
- there's any thing contraband. (_Examines letters._) "Robert Trueworth."
- His sister's handwriting; that shall go through. "Robert Trueworth."
- Gaylie's hand; detained for the present. (_Places it in his bosom._
- ROBERT _is at the window outside, watching him_.) I have managed to
- keep many sweet morsels from his parched lips. Not a letter of hers
- shall ever reach him while I have the power to prevent. My guardianship
- has expired: she has come to her fortune, and yet she loves this man.
- Not a thought of me; and I love her madly. Ah! what's this? (_Takes
- letter._) For me, and—Gaylie's hand! (_Tears it open._) So, so; at last
- she thinks of me. (_Reads._) "Dear Colonel: Pardon my long silence. I
- have not forgotten you. A business matter which I feel it impossible to
- adjust makes me bold to ask your assistance. Come to Grainlow at once.
- I have repented of my rudeness to you, long to see you. If you can
- obtain a furlough, come; if you cannot, I think I could repay you for
- the loss of your commission should you feel inclined to resign. Believe
- me, I am not ungrateful for your former kindness, and earnestly entreat
- you to return. You shall be made happy here if 'tis in my power.
- Gaylie." So, so; the wind has changed. There is only one construction
- to be placed upon that letter. She has repented of her folly, and I can
- win her. (_Soldier enters_ R., _and relieves guard_.) What's that? Ah!
- relieving guard; I'm glad of that: I cannot bear to have that fellow
- near me. (ROB _is about to pass off; stands irresolute a moment, then
- steps inside door. The colonel is again busy with his letters._)
-
- _Crimp_ (_aside_). Golly! de guard am reliebed.
-
- _Rob_ (_removes hat_). Your pardon, colonel. Can I speak with
- you? (_Comes down_ L.)
-
- _Rowell_ (_turns round_). Eh? oh, Private Trueworth! Certainly, if
- it is important.
-
- _Rob._ You have the mail. Are there letters there for me?
-
- _Rowell._ If there are any, they will be forwarded to your company
- quarters. (ROB _is about to turn away_.) Stay! here is one. (_Hands
- letter._ ROB _takes it eagerly, looks at it, and sighs_.)
-
- _Rob._ Are there no more?
-
- _Rowell_ (_sneeringly_). No. _She_ does not seem inclined to
- write.
-
- _Rob._ I think _she_ has written, not once, but many times.
-
- _Rowell._ Indeed! 'Tis strange you should never have received them,
- for our mails come very regular.
-
- _Rob._ Not so very strange, colonel. We are in an enemy's
- country. Craft and deceit are all about us, even in our own ranks. I
- suspect an enemy has intercepted my letters. I suspect you, colonel.
-
- _Rowell_ (_rising_). Do you dare, Robert Trueworth? Remember who I
- am,—one high in authority, your superior. You are but a private
- soldier. There is no love between us. Be warned in time.
-
- _Rob._ Yes, I do remember; but I do not fear you. You have used
- your power to degrade me, by keeping me in the ranks, when I have _won_
- a higher place. I have not murmured. But when you step between me and
- the girl I love, the girl I have won, mark me, colonel, _won_ in spite
- of you, you are no longer my superior: you are a base and treacherous
- spy.
-
- _Rowell_ (_furious_). Robert Trueworth, you lie! you have not won
- her.
-
- _Crimp_ (_rises to a stooping position, throws off flag_). By
- golly! dere's gwine to be a fight here. Wish Massa Rob jes had dat
- letter. (_Creeps round to_ L. _on "all fours" while the others are
- speaking_.)
-
- _Rob._ In the sight of Heaven she is mine. We have exchanged
- vows; and, as I am true, I believe she is true. O man, man! have you no
- honor? Your strategy is unworthy a soldier of the Union. (GRANT _and_
- BOXER _cross stage_ L. _to_ R., _outside_.)
-
- _Rowell._ I repeat, you have not won her. True, there was a foolish
- plighting of vows; but one year ago, when, as her guardian, I met her
- in Grainlow to surrender my trust, I found her changed. I felt she had
- repented of her rashness: now I am sure of it. She no longer loves you.
-
- _Rob._ I will believe that when I hear it from her lips. You
- cannot shake my faith in her.
-
- _Rowell_ (_handing open letter_). Then read that. I am recalled to
- Grainlow.
-
- _Rob_ (_takes letter, and looks at it, then at_ ROWELL, _then
- at letter_). "Come to Grainlow: I have repented of my rudeness to
- you—long to see you—earnestly entreat you to return—you shall be made
- happy."—oh! what is this? (_Crushes letter in his hand._) She has
- forgotten me, repents. Oh! would I were dead!
-
- _Crimp_ (_aside_). Yaas, Guess not. What a muss! If he only had
- dat ar letter! (_Creeps nearer._)
-
- _Rowell._ There is only one construction to be placed upon that.
- 'Tis I who am the favored suitor. (GRANT _and_ BOXER _saunter across
- stage outside from_ R. _to_ L. GRANT _appears at window, leans on the
- casing, and watches the scene, smoking_; BOXER _with him_.)
-
- _Rob._ 'Tis false! more of your treachery. She would never have
- rejected me without a word, a sign.
-
- _Rowell._ Still incredulous; poor fool! To your quarters! Another
- word to your superior, and you are under arrest. I have waited my time;
- and now Gaylie Gifford and her fortune shall be mine, in spite of
- trusting love and plighted vows. Away! (_Goes to_ R.)
-
- _Rob._ No: I will not stir. I know you have intercepted my
- letters; I know you have one in your bosom now; I saw you from my post
- secrete it; I saw the direction upon it; and by this (_showing letter_)
- I recognize the hand. 'Tis my property, and I claim it. Give it to me;
- or forgetting all distinctions, remembering only I am a man persecuted
- and wronged, I'll tear it from you.
-
- _Rowell_ (_taking pistol from his bosom_). Approach me but a step,
- and I'll have your life! I should be justified, for this is mutiny.
-
- _Rob._ No, this is justice. I claim my rights. Give me the
- letter. (_Approaches._)
-
- _Rowell._ Take that instead! (_Raises arm._)
-
- _Crimp_ (_running between, and throwing up his arm_). D-d-d-don't
- shoot! (_Pistol discharged._) W-w-what you 'bout? w-want to blow dis
- yer darky's head off?
-
- _Rowell_ (_runs to door_). Guard, guard! Quick, quick! (_Guard has
- passed out of sight_, L.)
-
- _Crimp_ (_running to_ ROB, _and falling on his knees at his
- side_, L.; _speaks quick_). Massa Rob, you's made a fo-fo ob yourself.
- Here's de letter right straight from Miss Gaylie. (_Passes letter into
- his hand._)
-
- _Rob._ Who are you?
-
- _Crimp._ Done ye know me? I'se Crimp ob de Home-Guard. (ROWELL
- _returns; guard enters door: should all be done quick_.)
-
- _Rowell_ (_to guard_). Arrest that man. To the guard-house with
- him!
-
- _Rob_ (_presses_ GAYLIE'S _letter to his lips_). At last, at
- last! (_To_ ROWELL.) Ay! to the guard-house let it be. She has
- outwitted you. Here's a letter from her own dear hand.
-
- _Rowell._ Ah! who has done this? Away with him! (_Guard places his
- hand on his shoulder._) To the guard-house. (_Enter_ GRANT _door in_
- F., _writing on tablet in his hand_.)
-
- _Grant._ Right. To the guard-house: orders must be obeyed. (_To_
- ROB.) If it comes to a trial, you may want a friend. (_Gives paper._)
- Count on me.
-
- _Rowell_ (R.). And who are you?
-
- _Grant_ (_takes off hat_). Your superior, sir.
-
- _Rowell_ (_confused_). Gen. Grant? (_Salutes._)
-
- _Crimp._ By golly! it's de ole smoke-jack. Hi! whose pipe's out
- now?
-
- _Tableau._ GEN. GRANT C. BOXER _at door_. ROWELL R., _saluting but
- confused_. ROB L. C., _saluting. Guard with his hand on his shoulder._
- CRIMP _on his knees_ L., _squeezing himself, and laughing internally,
- with a show of white eyeballs and grinning teeth. Slow curtain._
-
-
-
-
- ACT III.—(_Two years later._) _Parlor in_ GAYLIE GIFFORD'S _house.
- Door in flat_, C., _windows each side of it, with drapery
- curtains; shrubbery outside. Table_, R. C., _with books, &c.; a
- lighted astral lamp upon it. Lounge_, L. _Arm-chair_, R., _with
- small table beside it. Easy-chairs_, R. _and_ L. _Should be
- handsomely furnished; elegantly, if possible, by adding
- statuettes, screens, &c._ MRS. TRUEWORTH _discovered in
- arm-chair_, R., _knitting_. MATTIE _sitting at table_, L. C.,
- _reading a newspaper_.
-
-
- _Mattie_ (_dropping paper_). And so at last this cruel war is
- over, mother. Richmond has fallen, and our brave soldiers are already
- marching homeward. Only think of it! any day, any hour, may bring back
- our dear Rob, after four years' absence. Oh! 'twill be a happy return
- for all of us.
-
- _Mrs. T._ For you and me, Mattie, yes. I shall see my brave boy
- again; you, a noble brother, whose record in the long struggle is
- spotless. But how will Gaylie receive him?
-
- _Mattie._ With open arms, mother: are they not lovers?
-
- _Mrs. T._ They parted as lovers: but you know two years ago Wilder
- Rowell resigned his command, and returned to Grainlow; that from that
- time he has been a constant visitor to this house; that he is always
- welcomed by its mistress; that he attends her in all her walks and
- drives; that she smiles upon him, and evidently delights in his
- company. You know this, and I know it, and I don't like it. There, I've
- dropped a stitch!
-
- _Mattie._ Why, mother! I really believe you are jealous of Col.
- Rowell's attentions. Do _you_ doubt Gaylie's affection for us, her love
- for Brother Rob?
-
- _Mrs. T._ Doubt her affection for us? No! Has she not been a dear
- daughter to me for these years? Has she not made us members of her own
- household? Have I not had, every day, convincing proofs of her
- affection? No, no! bless her dear heart, for Mother Trueworth has a
- warm corner in it. It's only for the boy I fear. Suppose he should come
- home, and find our Gaylie's heart turned from him, caught by this man
- whom I don't like, never did like, and never will like. There goes
- another stitch!
-
- _Mattie._ Suppose, suppose! O mother, you ought to be ashamed of
- yourself! Why, I should no more doubt Gaylie's love for our Rob, than I
- should doubt—
-
- _Mrs. T._ Your love for Hiram Jenks, eh, Mattie?
-
- _Mattie._ There's another jealous one! He thinks Mr. Rowell is in
- love with me, or pretends he does, and continually quarrels with me
- about him. But we always make up, and I really believe that it's for
- the pleasure of being reconciled every day that he does it.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Ah! Hiram Jenks is a good, honest, smart, reliable young
- man: so you be careful, and not quarrel too often. There may be a time
- when there will be no reconciliation.
-
- _Mattie._ I'm not afraid of that, mother. He loves me dearly. But I
- mean to cure him of this folly the very next time he attempts it.
-
- _Crimp_ (_outside_). Hi! whar's Missy Gaylie? whar she be?
- Hallelujum! (_Enters_, C., _running, in a high state of excitement_.)
- Babylum am fallen! Got a telegram down dar: de boys am coming dis yer
- night, got mos' home. Der a-lighting up down dar. "Johnny am marching
- home" double-quick. Yaas, indeed! Whar Miss Gaylie? Hi! lots ob fun.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Coming, Crimp, to-night?
-
- _Crimp._ Don't I tole you? Don't I tole you? I'se jes' gwine to
- 'luminate dis yer mamsum from de crown to de heel, regardless ob
- expense. Hi, golly! Jubilum am a-comun, and de darkies are jes' gwine
- into glory. Whar's Miss Gaylie? Whar she be? Golly! I can' hole myself
- still: mus' do somfum, or I shall combusticate and smash all to pieces.
- Whar's Miss Gaylie? (_Runs off_, L.)
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_rising_). Coming to-night! Dear, dear boy! I must dress
- myself to receive him. Just see what a state I'm in,—this old cap and
- this poor dress.
-
- _Mattie._ Why, mother, you never looked better in your life.
-
- _Mrs. T._ It's no such thing. I'm looking shabby, and my boy's
- coming home. Oh! I wish I had the regal robes of a queen, that I might
- receive him as he deserves. Dear, dear boy! (_Hurries off_, L.)
-
- _Mattie._ And so Rob is really coming home: how glad somebody will
- be to see him! She care for Wilder Rowell? I, for one, do not believe
- it. She's some reason for allowing his attentions: what it is, I cannot
- find out. When I ask her, she laughs, and breaks away singing, "Trust
- her not, she is fooling thee. Beware! Take care!" But I do trust her.
- She is all goodness. (_Enter_ ROWELL, C.)
-
- _Rowell_ (_aside_). Ah! only pretty Mattie Trueworth. If I hadn't
- higher aspirations, I should dearly like to make love to that girl.
- (_Aloud._) Good-evening, Miss Mattie.
-
- _Mattie._ Ah! Mr. Rowell, good-evening.
-
- _Rowell._ There seems to be a hubbub about this usually quiet
- mansion. What is going on?
-
- _Mattie._ Why, don't you know our soldiers are coming home
- to-night?
-
- _Rowell._ To-night! That is news. Is the war over?
-
- _Mattie._ Why, what a man! Don't you read the papers? Don't you
- take any interest in the war?
-
- _Rowell_ (_aside_). Not since I resigned two years ago. (_Aloud._)
- Oh, certainly! Is Richmond taken?
-
- _Mattie._ A week ago. Here's the whole account. (_Rises with paper,
- and comes forward._)
-
- _Rowell._ Indeed! show it to me. (_Puts his arm about her waist._
- HIRAM _appears at door_, C.)
-
- _Hiram._ Ahem! a-hem! (MATTIE _starts to_ L. ROWELL, _with paper
- in his hand_, _starts_ R.)
-
- _Hiram_ (_with bombastic fury_). Oh, yes, oh, yes! it is all
- true, all true.
-
- _Rowell._ What! is the news confirmed?
-
- _Hiram_ (_contemptuously_). Confirmed! my _suspicions_ are
- confirmed. (_To_ MATTIE.) Oh, you cruel, deceitful, perfidious,
- ungenerous, ungrateful, unkind, unjust, un—un—unsociable young woman!
- what have you done?
-
- _Rowell_ (_aside_). Hallo! this fellow's in his jealous humor
- again. (_Aloud._) Miss Mattie, as you have company, I'll take the
- paper, and find the news myself.
-
- [_Exit_ L.
-
- _Mattie._ Mr. Hiram Jenks, what's the matter?
-
- _Hiram._ What's the matter? You ask _me_? Matter, what's the
- mattie? I mean Wattie, matts the water? Oh, pshaw! I can't speak. My
- tongue is paralyzed. False woman! you have shattered the shrine of
- affection in this bosom. Young lady, you have burst the bonds of
- devotion. Young maiden, you have lacerated my heart, crushed my soul,
- blasted my hopes, destroyed my—my—Go, deceitful maid! After my long
- devotion, oh! this is too much, after all I have done for you. Oh!
- (_Tears hair._)
-
- _Mattie._ Well, what have you done for me?
-
- _Hiram._ Eh! well, what I was going to do for you,—marry you. To
- see you fondly reclining upon the bosom of another, another's arm about
- your waist,—oh, this is torture! madness! (_Tears his hair, and rushes
- about stage._) Mattie Trueworth, you are a cartless hoquette; no, a—
-
- _Mattie._ You got the cart before the horse that time, Hiram. How
- silly you are! It's all a mistake.
-
- _Hiram_ (_coolly_). Oh! it's a mistake: I'm glad of that; so
- let's kiss and make up. (_Approaching her._)
-
- _Mattie._ Stop! you have opened my eyes. You saw his arm about my
- waist. Then he loves me. Oh, joy! rapture! bliss!
-
- _Hiram._ Why, Mattie! you don't mean, you can't mean, you can't be
- so mean as to say you love Col. Rowell.
-
- _Mattie._ Why not? he's rich; he is the owner of Trueworth Farm;
- and I, I might be again its mistress.
-
- _Hiram._ Yes: but, Mattie, wh-wh-what's to become of me?
-
- _Mattie._ You? why, you unjustly suspected me; but then you opened
- my eyes. You have my thanks: all else is at an end between us.
-
- _Hiram._ Good gracious! I don't want your thanks. I wouldn't thank
- you for your thanks. I want _you_, Mattie. Come, let's make up
- (_coaxingly_). Now, do, Mattie, now, do. You ain't a-going to throw me
- over for that man?
-
- _Mattie._ Why, he owns Trueworth Farm.
-
- _Hiram_ (_aside_). Confound it! she means it. (_Aloud._) Hang
- Trueworth Farm! what's that to a heart filled with devotion! No, don't
- be hard on a feller. You know I love you. Come, let's make up. Do, now,
- do.
-
- _Mattie_ (_drawing herself up to her full length_). No, sir! You
- have trifled with me, and we must part. Seek another mate: be happy if
- you can. (_Imitating_ HIRAM'S _coaxing_.) Do, now, do. I wish you well:
- particularly, _fare_-well. (_Courtesies, and goes off_, L.)
-
- _Hiram_ (_looks after her_). Why! she's gone. She means it!
- Jealous of her? why, it's absurd! She might have known it. I only
- wanted to tease her into a reconciliation: these make-ups are so jolly!
- But she don't tease well; and now I've set her to setting her cap for
- Rowell. Pshaw! Humbug! the jealous game is all up. (_Enter_ CRIMP, L.)
-
- _Crimp._ Hallo, Hi-_ram_! am dat you? Jes' you come down to de
- barn wid me. I'll show you, free gratis, for nuffin, no extra charge,
- and no postfonemet, de greatest dissemblage ob sky—sky—sky—what dat man
- call 'em? _skyrotechnicks_, golly! rickets, fourteen pounders, and—and
- Rum-and-candles, and—and Bungola lights, and squabs, and bombs—golly!
- Jes' busters; de take de roof right off; yaas, indeed! Come down, do,
- Hi-_ram_: gwine to let 'em shoot slam bang, when de boys come home.
-
- _Hiram._ That's right, Crimp: give them a welcome.
-
- _Crimp._ Yaas, indeed, Hi-_ram_! gwine to make 'em smell
- brimstone. I tole you. Serve 'em right: wish we could get up a
- yearthquake: wouldn't be a bit too good for 'em. Come on, Hi. I say,
- Hi-_ram_, am you any relation to ole Jim? he was de highest old ram
- eber I see. Yah, yah, yah! (_Exit_, C., _laughing, followed by_ HIRAM.
- _Enter from_ L., ROWELL.)
-
- _Rowell._ And so the war is over, and the boys are marching home,
- and with them comes, of course, Mr. Rob Trueworth. Hang the luck! I
- fear that fellow's appearance. Two years ago I resigned my command in
- the army for two reasons. First, an unfortunate _rencontre_ with
- Trueworth, whom I kept in the ranks after he had been several times
- honorably mentioned, awakened the suspicions of Grant, and a
- court-martial was threatened; second, a very pressing invitation from
- Gaylie to return, the pretext being business which required my
- assistance, but the real motive, an evident desire for my society. Of
- the first reason, I took good care to let her know nothing; and having
- the postmaster, Hosea Jenks, well under my thumb, I am sure she has
- received no hint from Trueworth. She has evidently repented of her
- folly, and takes kindly to my presence. Never a word about Rob
- Trueworth. Yet I seem no nearer the attainment of my heart's desire,
- than when I returned. I have assiduously courted her: we walk, ride,
- and sail together. I am attentive, devoted, and she enjoys every thing.
- But, when I speak of love, she evades it, or talks of her freedom, or
- we are interrupted. I will speak plainly: she must be bound to me ere
- he returns, or I fear my two-years' campaign will be wasted. Ah! here
- she is. (_Enter_ GAYLIE, L.)
-
- _Gaylie._ Oh, isn't it glorious! the war is over. (_Sees_ ROWELL.)
- Why, colonel, is that you? Have you been waiting long? I'm so sorry.
-
- _Rowell_ (_taking her hand_). Yes: I have been waiting long, two
- years, Gaylie, to give you full assurance that I love you. Is my love
- returned?
-
- _Gaylie_ (_excitedly_). Returned! O colonel! have you heard the
- news? Our brave soldiers have returned; that is, they are coming home
- to-night, crowned with victory. Oh, I'm so happy! ain't you?
-
- _Rowell._ Gaylie, I am miserable.
-
- _Gaylie._ Because they are coming home? Oh, fie! colonel. And you a
- soldier?
-
- _Rowell._ Gaylie, you must listen to me. You evade a question of
- the utmost importance to my welfare. I asked you, Do you love me?
-
- _Gaylie._ As you have asked me a dozen times in the last fortnight;
- and I answer you as I have before, Wait until the war is over.
-
- _Rowell._ Ah, but the war is over: there is no reason for delay.
- Gaylie, will you be my wife?
-
- _Gaylie._ That's a serious question, colonel. I'll consider it.
-
- _Rowell._ Gaylie, you'll drive me mad.
-
- _Gaylie._ Then I won't consider it: will that suit you? O colonel!
- do you suppose there have been any changes in the regiment?
-
- _Rowell._ Will you answer my question, Gaylie?
-
- _Gaylie._ Will you answer mine, colonel?
-
- _Rowell_ (_biting his lips_). I don't know; I don't care. Boxer,
- who took my place, has been made a brigadier-general; but, for the
- rest, I know nothing.
-
- _Gaylie._ I wonder if Rob Trueworth is still a private. Perhaps
- he's a captain, or a sergeant. I do hope he has risen.
-
- _Rowell._ You still have an interest in that fellow?
-
- _Gaylie._ Of course. Isn't he my brother?
-
- _Rowell_ (_aside_). That's good. She ignores the other tie.
- (_Aloud._) Now, Gaylie, speak. (_Takes her hand._) Surely my devotion
- deserves a recompense. Will you? (_Enter_ CRIMP, L., _with a lighted
- candle in each hand_.)
-
- _Crimp_ (_speaking as he enters_). Hi! Miss Gaylie, de hole
- _circumbendence_ ob de exterior ob de house up stairs am in a blaze ob
- glory; lights into all de windows, an' greeze all ober de glass and de
- carpets. Took sum pains up dar, I tole you. Shall I light dese yer
- windows, Miss Gaylie?
-
- _Gaylie._ No, Crimp, I will attend to this.
-
- _Crimp._ Yaas, indeed! I'm obleeged to you. Jes' put your bright
- eyes into de windows, and de illumination up stairs won't be no
- circumstance. I'll jes' stick 'em into de bay window, out yunder.
-
- [_Exit_ R.
-
- _Rowell_ (_runs to_ GAYLIE, _and puts his arm about her waist;
- takes her hand_). Gaylie, am I never to get an answer? Speak before we
- are again interrupted. (MRS. TRUEWORTH _appears_, L.)
-
- _Rowell_ (_goes_ L.). Confusion! Will this never end?
-
- _Gaylie._ Come in, mother.
-
- _Mrs. T._ No: when two young people are so closely interested in
- conversation, an old woman's presence is unpleasant. I'm not blind,
- Gaylie Gifford; and I'm not likely to hold my tongue, when I see
- injustice done one I love; so I'll go away. O Gaylie! Gaylie! have I
- been deceived in you? (_Going._)
-
- _Gaylie_ (_running to her_). No, mother, no! Believe me, trust me.
-
- _Mrs. T._ I try to, Gaylie; but it is so hard, so hard!
-
- [_Exit_ L.
-
- _Gaylie_ (_comes down_ R. _at table_). Have I wounded her dear
- heart? Am I doing right?
-
- _Rowell_ (_approaching_). Gaylie—
-
- _Gaylie._ Silence, sir! Speak to me now, and I shall hate you.
- (ROWELL _returns_ L. _Enter_ C. HOSEA JENKS, _followed by_ HIRAM.
- MATTIE _enters_ L. HOSEA _comes down_. HIRAM _stops up stage, and tries
- to make up with_ MATTIE; _she snubs him_.)
-
- _Hosea._ I—I—really, really, I beg pardon, colonel, if you are
- having a _tety-tety_; but I thought you'd like your mail, and so I
- brought it. (_Comes down_ L. _of table, and hands letters to_ ROWELL,
- _who stands_ R. _of table; then goes back to_ L. C.)
-
- _Rowell._ Ah! thank you, Jenks. (_Aside._) Confound his kindness! I
- know you'll excuse me, Gaylie. Here's my mail.
-
- _Gaylie._ Certainly, colonel. (HIRAM _comes down_ R. _of table,
- where_ GAYLIE _is standing, and hands her a letter secretly_.)
- (_Aside._) And here's mine. (_Presses it to her lips._)
-
- _Rowell_ (_his back to_ GAYLIE). (_Aside._) Here's one for Gaylie,
- in the old familiar hand. (_Looks round to her: she is looking down; he
- turns to_ L., _and slips it into his pocket; as he does so, she bends
- forward, and watches him, then shakes her head_.)
-
- _Gaylie._ Nothing for me, Mr. Jenks? (_She looks at_ JENKS _keenly:
- he tries to look in her face, drops his eyes, and nervously plays with
- his hat_.)
-
- _Hosea._ Oh, no! Nothing for you, not a thing. Do you suppose I
- should have failed to bring them? (_She goes up stage; he comes down_
- R.) (_Aside._) That's a lie, a wicked lie. I can't help it. I try; but
- it will pop out, anywhere, everywhere. Once I was a punster. "Alas,
- poor Jenks! where are your jests now, that were wont to set the table
- in a roar?" All lies now.
-
- _Gaylie_ (_goes up, takes_ HIRAM'S _hand_). (_Aside._) Thanks,
- faithful sentinel. (_Aloud._) Come, Mattie, we'll go and look at
- Crimp's preparations, and leave the colonel to his letters. (_Puts her
- arm about_ MATTIE'S _waist, and they go off_ C.)
-
- _Rowell_ (_who has opened a letter, and is reading it, seated at
- table_, L.). Confound it! another call for money, and no way to raise
- it. (JENKS _starts for door_; ROWELL _looks round_.) Yes; there's
- Jenks: he must help me out. Jenks!
-
- _Hosea_ (_turns trembling_). Ye-yes, colonel.
-
- _Rowell_ (_rising_). Jenks, I must have money at once. I have a
- pressing call, and my funds are completely exhausted. Come, you shall
- give me fifteen hundred dollars, and I'll transfer to you the Trueworth
- Farm.
-
- _Hosea_ (_aside_). That's cool. (_Aloud._) But—but you see,
- colonel, I—I—I don't want the Trueworth Farm.
-
- _Rowell._ Neither do I. But I do want money; so look round and
- raise it, and don't keep me waiting long (_rises, and comes close to
- him_), or Grainlow will have a new postmaster. (_Exit_ C. JENKS _falls
- into chair he has left_.)
-
- _Hosea._ New p-p-p-postmaster! well, that's the old threat. Oh,
- the villain! This comes of meddling with public affairs. When I was a
- private citizen, I was gay and happy, with such a flow of humor,
- punning from morning till night. I never pun now; I can't; it's sure to
- turn into a lie. I'm a miserable old rascal, that's ashamed to look an
- honest man in the face. I'm a swindler, a cheat, a liar, and a coward.
- I can't help it. I sold my birthright for a mess of pottage; no,
- potash, for it's all lie. O Jenks! when you parted with honesty, you
- knocked down a rich estate at an awful sacrifice. I'm in daily dread of
- these infernal detectives. In my office, at home, at my table, in bed,
- I feel the hand of justice on my shoulder, and the voice of outraged
- Uncle Sam thunders in my ear.
-
- _Hiram._ The colonel wants his money, dad.
-
- _Hosea_ (_starts to his feet_). Yes, yes. I'm a-going for it, I'm
- a-going for it. (_Starts up stage._)
-
- _Hiram._ Halt! 'bout face! hold up your head, turn out your toes.
- (HOSEA _obeys_.) Now, dad, you will do no such thing!
-
- _Hosea._ Hey! what do you mean, boy?
-
- _Hiram._ Come, dad, straighten up; drop that. I've changed that
- name with you. You are the boy,—a weak, silly, foolish boy.
-
- _Hosea._ Do you want to insult my gray hairs?
-
- _Hiram._ Insult them? Tell me, dad, have _you_ respected them as
- you should?
-
- _Hosea._ Eh! wh-what do you mean?
-
- _Hiram._ Why does that man order you to find money for him? Why
- does he treat you with such cool contempt?
-
- _Hosea_ (_nervously_). Eh? oh! ha, ha, ha! it's only his way, you
- know. We are great friends,—great friends. He got me my office; and,
- you know, if I can do him a favor, why, I ought; certainty I oughter be
- proud to—to do him a favor: see? (_Aside._) How he looks at me! he
- knows it's a lie. I can't help it: it will pop out.
-
- _Hiram._ That won't do, dad. You're afraid of him: you're a
- coward.
-
- _Hosea._ Coward, boy! this to me?
-
- _Hiram._ Yes, and more. You have sold yourself to this man; you
- are accomplices in crime. You have made yourself liable to a long
- imprisonment, for you have robbed the mail.
-
- _Hosea_ (_alarmed_). Hush! don't speak so loud, boy! Who told you
- this? Do you want to see me hung? do you want—O Hiram, Hiram! pity me,
- pity me! I'm a poor old sinner, a poor old sinner! (_Wrings his hands,
- falls on his knees, and hides his face._)
-
- _Hiram._ That's the truth, dad; a tool in the hands of a crafty
- man. O dad, you were hard on me in the old days! You sought to crush
- out my ambition to be manly while yet a boy,—an ambition which should
- have been encouraged, not crushed. Your example made others slight me,
- and look upon me as a fool. But you were an honest man, and you made me
- honest; and for that I shall always be grateful. Now you have parted
- with your high estate; sold yourself, body and soul, to the—well, Col.
- Rowell is his name. I have kept mine, and I mean to rescue you from the
- clutches of this villain.
-
- _Hosea._ No, boy, you can't do that; I'm sold, delivered: it's too
- late. I see my folly. But that man! O Hiram! he could deliver me up to
- justice: he could have me imprisoned.
-
- _Hiram._ Why, dad, you forget he is your confederate; that, in
- sacrificing you, he must betray himself.
-
- _Hosea._ Eh? I never thought of that. Of course he must. What a
- fool I have been! He dare not move. I'm safe, I'm safe!
-
- _Hiram._ But I dare, dad, and I will. For four years you have
- intercepted letters belonging to Gaylie, and Rob Trueworth. I know it:
- I have full proof. Ah! I've watched you closer than you watched me when
- I was a boy.
-
- _Hosea._ Yes, yes: but you can't betray me; you couldn't have the
- heart. Hiram, I was a good father to you; that is, I tried to be. You
- won't give me up to justice?
-
- _Hiram._ You have wronged my friends. Unless you immediately
- resign your office, I will give information that shall lead to your
- arrest.
-
- _Hosea._ I'll resign, I'll resign! but he won't let me.
-
- _Hiram._ He shall not prevent you. You must also decline to
- furnish him with money.
-
- _Hosea._ I'll do that, I'll do that!—any thing you ask, Hiram,
- only don't give me up.
-
- _Hiram._ He's coming back. Remember, no money to that man. (_Goes
- up_ R. _Enter_ ROWELL, C.)
-
- _Rowell._ Why, Jenks, what are you about? Didn't you hear? I want
- that money to-night,—must have it. Why are you not after it?
-
- _Hosea._ You want fifteen hundred dollars, colonel?
-
- _Rowell._ That's the sum I named.
-
- _Hosea_ (_comes close to him_). Don't you wish you may get it,
- colonel? (_Snaps his fingers in his face._) Do you understand that? not
- a dollar from me. You've been drawing heavily on my conscience, but you
- can't draw on my bank-account: understand that.
-
- _Rowell._ Fool! do you know that I could hang you, unless—
-
- _Hosea._ We hang together. That's good, a pun, ha, ha, ha! the
- first for many a day. Oh, I'm feeling decidedly better! No, colonel,
- you couldn't hang me: you dare not molest me; for we are both in the
- same boat.
-
- _Rowell._ Indeed! Well, my _honest_ friend, we can find a new
- postmaster for Grainlow.
-
- _Hosea._ Do, colonel! the sooner you write to Washington, "Off
- with his head: so much for Jenks," the better for said Jenks.
-
- _Rowell._ Do you refuse to purchase the Trueworth Farm?
-
- _Hosea._ Decidedly I do.
-
- _Hiram_ (_comes down_). Do I understand you, colonel? You wish to
- dispose of Trueworth Farm?
-
- _Rowell._ What's that to you?
-
- _Hiram._ If you want to sell, I'm your customer.
-
- _Rowell._ You?
-
- _Hosea._ You? Why, Hiram Jenks, where can you find the money?
-
- _Hiram._ No matter, dad. Name your price, colonel.
-
- _Rowell._ Fifteen hundred dollars.
-
- _Hiram_ (_takes a wallet from his pocket, and slaps it on
- table_). There's your money.
-
- _Hosea._ The boy's crazy. (_Aside to_ H.) I say, Hiram, what are
- you about? You wouldn't let me buy it, and now—
-
- _Hiram._ I want it: you forget you are under suspicion. Uncle Sam
- might confiscate your property at any moment, and the farm would go
- with it.
-
- _Hosea._ Oh, what a head, what a head! And I thought him a boy!
-
- _Hiram._ If you want the money to-night, write a receipt, and take
- it. We will pass the papers in the morning.
-
- _Rowell_ (_goes to table_, R., _and writes_). Certainly.
-
- _Hiram_ (_takes paper from his pocket_). As I have had some
- thoughts of making you an offer for the property, I have drawn up an
- agreement. Sign that, and I am satisfied.
-
- _Rowell_ (_takes paper, and looks at it_). This is satisfactory.
- (_Signs._)
-
- _Hiram._ Now, dad, if you will witness it. (_Takes bills from
- wallet._)
-
- _Hosea._ Certainly. (_Signs. Aside._) Where could that boy have
- got his money?
-
- _Hiram_ (_taking paper, and laying down bills_). You'll find that
- all right.
-
- _Rowell_ (_counting money_). All correct. I will see you at Lawyer
- Ware's office, to-morrow at nine. Is that satisfactory?
-
- _Hiram._ Perfectly. Come, dad, let's look after the office.
-
- _Hosea._ Yes, to the office, where I shall take the first
- opportunity to write to the Postmaster General, resigning my office.
-
- _Rowell._ Do it at your peril!
-
- _Hosea._ No: I shall do it at my office. Ha, ha, ha! Why, I'm
- getting back into my old humor, thanks to the boy. What a head! I used
- to look in his face, and think I saw a fool. I was wrong: I should have
- looked in a glass.
-
- _Rowell._ I hope the farm will pay you better than it has me,
- Hiram.
-
- _Hiram._ No doubt it will. (_Aside._) If Miss Mattie Trueworth
- wants Trueworth Farm, she'll have to look this way. Come, dad!
-
- _Hosea._ Good-by, colonel: if you want your next mail, you'll have
- to come for it. (HIRAM _goes up, followed by_ HOSEA; _meet_ GAYLIE
- _and_ MATTIE _coming in_; MATTIE _comes down_ R., _is stopped by_
- HIRAM; GAYLIE _speaks with_ HOSEA, L. C.)
-
- _Hiram._ Mattie, won't you make up?
-
- _Mattie._ No, sir: I have higher aspirations.
-
- _Hiram_ (_tragically_). I know: to the owner of Trueworth Farm!
- Mattie, it's hard to lose you, but it's for the best: I see my error. I
- cannot win you; and so I freely give you up to a better, a richer
- man,—the owner of Trueworth Farm. Farewell! (_Clasps her in his arms
- quick, and kisses her: she screams; he runs off_ C.)
-
- _Mattie._ Well, I never! what does he mean? He give me up? He shall
- do no such thing. Dear, dear! have I lost him? Hiram, Hiram! (_Runs
- off_ C.)
-
- _Gaylie._ Your son has gone, Mr. Jenks.
-
- _Hosea._ Has he? I must run after him. I can't bear to have him
- out of my sight: I'm so proud of him! (_Aside._) He might repent, and
- give me up.
-
- [_Exit_ C.
-
- _Rowell_ (_as_ GAYLIE _comes down_). Gaylie, may I ask a favor of
- you? I have been making a sale to-night, and have here fifteen hundred
- dollars: will you give me your check for it? I want to send it
- to-night.
-
- _Gaylie._ Certainly! you'll find my check-book in the next room.
- Please bring it to me, colonel. (ROWELL _bows, and exits_ L.; GAYLIE
- _sits in chair_ R., _and looks after him_.) That man loves me, for two
- years has been my devoted slave; and now the time has come for me to
- speak plainly. He tells me there is no longer reason for delay: he is
- right. He thinks his long period of devotion deserves a recompense: he
- shall have it. And the other, Rob Trueworth, who left here four years
- ago,—does he still love me? (_Smiles._) Can I doubt it? Yet I must
- speak to-night, speak plainly. He believes that he has won me: I can
- see it in his proud step, the triumphant glance of his eye. Is he
- right? (_Smiles._) Can I doubt that? (_Enter_ ROWELL L., _with
- check-book_.) I'm so sorry to trouble you, colonel! (_Takes book._)
- Fifteen hundred, you say? (_Writes check._)
-
- _Rowell_ (_laying down bills_). Yes: you'll find the bills here.
-
- _Gaylie._ So you have made a sale to-night, colonel?
-
- _Rowell._ Yes: Trueworth Farm.
-
- _Gaylie._ Sold Trueworth Farm? And you refused to sell it to me
- four years ago!
-
- _Rowell._ Yes,—yes, I remember. I didn't like to part with it now,
- but I wanted money—
-
- _Gaylie_ (_rising_). Oh! I bear you no malice, colonel. (_Gives
- check._)
-
- _Rowell._ Thank you. And now, Gaylie, that we are alone, may I once
- more press you for an answer? (_Takes her hand, and puts his arm about
- her waist._) You know how dearly I love you: make me happy by saying
- that you return that love.
-
- _Gaylie._ And would that really make you happy, colonel?
-
- _Rowell._ Happy? The happiest of men!
-
- _Gaylie_ (_drawing herself up_). Then hear me, Col. Rowell!
- (_Enter_ L. MRS. TRUEWORTH, _with shawl and_ _bonnet added to her
- former costume, and a large band-box in her hand_.)
-
- _Rowell._ Oh, speak, Gaylie! tell me you love me!
-
- _Mrs. T._ Before you do, Gaylie, let me get out of this house.
- (GAYLIE _goes_ R., ROWELL L.)
-
- _Gaylie._ Mother, what does this mean?
-
- _Mrs. T._ Mother! you have no right to call me by that name: you
- have disgraced it. Four years ago you plighted vows with my dear boy;
- he went to battle, trusting in your promise: and now another's arms are
- about you, another's voice pleading to you for words which tremble on
- your lips. O Gaylie! how I have loved you, you may never know; but I
- love my boy, and he shall not come here to have his noble heart broken
- at the sight of his rival, a favored suitor. No: I thank you for all
- your kindness to me, but—my boy's coming, and I'll go to meet him: he
- has no one to love him now so tenderly as his old mother, bless him!
- 'Twill be a hard blow after all his love and hope and faith. O Gaylie,
- Gaylie! you've broken my heart! (_Drops her box, and staggers forward_;
- GAYLIE _runs, and catches her in her arms_.)
-
- _Gaylie._ O mother, mother! this must not be! Stay here; this is
- your home: here Rob will come—
-
- _Mrs. T._ Not in that man's presence will I meet my boy.
-
- _Rowell_ (_aside_). The old lady's complimentary. (_Aloud._) I
- think Mrs. Trueworth is right, Gaylie. It would certainly be unpleasant
- to young Trueworth to see our happiness.
-
- _Gaylie._ I beg your pardon, colonel; I have not spoken yet.
-
- _Mrs. T._ Let me go, Gaylie: I cannot stay here!
-
- _Gaylie._ You must, you shall, mother! You have heard the colonel:
- now hear me.
-
- _Mrs. T._ No, no! I will go. Hark! what's that? (_Distant chorus;
- sings the chorus of "Marching through Georgia."_)
-
- _Gaylie._ At last, at last! They've come, mother, they've come.
- Hear me. Within myself, and to myself, I made a vow that I would keep
- Col. Rowell in suspense until I heard the victorious shouts of our
- returning heroes. They come, and I can speak; hear me: Col. Rowell, you
- have asked me to be your wife: I answer, No; for I detest you. (MRS.
- TRUEWORTH _goes over to chair_, R.)
-
- _Rowell._ Gaylie, what is this? are you in earnest?
-
- _Gaylie._ Four years ago I defied you; enlisted, for the war
- between you and my hero, on his side, not yours. I have kept the faith:
- I have battled you from that time to this, and won the victory.
-
- _Rowell._ Battled! victory! I do not understand you.
-
- _Gaylie._ You sought to keep us apart, and, to that end,
- intercepted our letters.
-
- _Rowell._ No, no! you are mistaken! I—I am innocent of any such
- crime. (_Enter_ HIRAM, R.)
-
- _Gaylie._ Here is my witness. 'Twas he who aided me in outwitting
- you. For the last two years our letters have passed under cover of his
- name. Those you have stopped were decoys.
-
- _Rowell_ (_aside_). What a fool I have been!
-
- _Gaylie._ You sought to keep my hero in the ranks. Perhaps you will
- recollect the first letter which reached him. 'Twas sent by the hands
- of a trusty messenger. (Enter CRIMP, L.) 'Twas delivered in your
- presence.
-
- _Crimp._ Yaas, colonel; d-d-don't shoot!
-
- _Rowell_ (_aside_). Oh, curse the girl! she has outwitted me.
-
- _Gaylie._ You sought to keep him down; and so I decoyed you here,
- believing that your presence, hateful as it had become, was necessary
- to the exaltation of Rob Trueworth. I have used a woman's art,
- coquetry; but the end justifies the means. So you see, colonel, the
- Home Guard has a right to claim the victory. Home Guard, attention!
- fall in! (_She stands_ L. HIRAM _takes his place next her, and_ CRIMP
- _next up stage_. GAYLIE _then faces them_.)
-
- _Gaylie._ Comrades, your general, ahem! is proud of you; we have
- fought together; we have conquered. Now let us march to meet the
- returning heroes. (_Steps back beside_ HIRAM.) Home Guard, attention!
- Eyes right! eyes left! Salute! (_They salute. Chorus repeated outside,
- "Marching through Georgia," nearer. Enter_ ROB, _in full uniform of a
- colonel_.) Ah! Rob, Rob! he's come, mother, he's come! (_Runs into_
- ROB'S _arms_.)
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_springing up_). O Rob, boy! welcome, welcome, welcome!
-
- _Rob._ Dear, dear mother! (_Enter_ MATTIE, L.)
-
- _Mattie._ Where is he? O Brother Rob! (_Runs into his arms._) This
- is glorious!
-
- _Rob._ Thanks for your hearty welcome. Ah, Hiram! (_Shakes
- hands._) And Crimp!
-
- _Crimp._ Yaas, indeed! how is yer? an' how is Boxer? an'—an' ole
- smoke-jack? Gay times in ole Virginny, two years ago. I'm obleeged to
- you.
-
- _Rob_ (_comes down to_ L., _where_ ROWELL _stands with his back
- to him, and his arms folded_). Wilder Rowell, the regiment with which
- you set out for the battle-field has returned under command of its new
- colonel, myself.
-
- _Rowell_ (_turns round_). You the colonel of the 10th?
-
- _Rob._ I am happy to say I have won that distinction. Won it! do
- you hear? You would have kept me in the ranks; but thanks to woman's
- wit, and military justice, you were removed in time. I now return to
- claim my bride. (_Turns up stage._)
-
- _Rowell_ (_turns away_). Oh, I have failed,—miserably failed! I
- cannot bear to see their happiness. (_All are gathered about_ ROB, _up
- stage_.) I was so sure of her! and she has been laughing at me all this
- time. I wish I could hate her; but no, no, it's impossible. I played
- for her fortune, and I ended in loving her as I can never love again.
- They are busy: I'll slip away. Oh! this may be justice for them: 'tis
- ruin, utter ruin, for me.
-
- [_Exit_ L.
-
- _Hiram_ (_leads_ MATTIE _down_ R.) Now, Mattie, Rob has returned,
- and Gaylie is true to him. Col. Rowell, of course, is in the market.
-
- _Mattie._ I don't care if he is: I don't want him!
-
- _Hiram._ But you want Trueworth Farm.
-
- _Mattie._ Not if I must take its owner.
-
- _Hiram._ No? not when his name is Hiram Jenks? It's mine, Mattie:
- I bought it to-night. Come, let's kiss and make up: do, now, do! (_Kiss
- and retire up, arm in arm._ ROB _and_ GAYLIE _come down_.)
-
- _Rob._ Gaylie, how can I ever thank you for making me what I am?
-
- _Gaylie._ Nonsense, Rob! you made yourself. If I did help a little,
- 'twas for my own pride; for I always wanted to be a colonel's wife.
- Ahem!
-
- _Crimp_ (_down_ L.). So did I. Yaas, yaas! I'm obleeged to you.
- No, no, dat's a bifstake: dat's a bifstake. I mean—I mean—wh-w-w-what
- do I mean? I mean to go an' let off dem ar squabs; make a blaze; cos de
- colonel's come; yaas, indeed!
-
- _Hiram_ (R.). Wait, Crimp: the colonel's going to speak.
-
- _Crimp._ Yaas, indeed! I's waiting with both years wide open
- tight. I'm obleeged to you.
-
- _Rob_ (C. _with_ GAYLIE). Ladies and gentlemen of the Home
- Guard, accept my thanks for your kind and valuable assistance in the
- campaign just closed. Ever grateful must our country's defenders be to
- the strong arms and tender hands, loving hearts and watchful eyes, that
- cared for the old folks at home, when they were in the field.
-
- _Gaylie_ (C.). Ahem! Colonel, in behalf of the Home Guard, I give
- you a hearty welcome home. If our efforts have won your approbation,
- if—There, I've broken down! O Rob, Rob! I'm so glad to get you back!
- we'll be a happy family now, won't we, mother?
-
- _Mrs. T._ (_comes down_ R. C.). Indeed we will, Gaylie. My own boy
- back again, thank Heaven! The skies will be bright now.
-
- _Rob._ Ay, mother! bright to herald the coming of peace, with
- all its blessings. We have fought the good fight: we have conquered.
- Henceforth the land we love is free.
-
- _Crimp._ Das a fac', an' I am one on 'em; I'm obleeged to you.
-
- _Gaylie._ Yes, we have conquered; and, though "the girl you left
- behind you" has done but little for the cause, she carried into it a
- loyal and a willing heart; and, if her hero is satisfied, she will
- never regret having "enlisted for the war."
-
- HIRAM _and_ MATTIE, R. MRS. T., ROB, GAYLIE, C.
- CRIMP, L. _Curtain._
-
-
-
-
- NEVER SAY DIE.
-
-
- CHARACTERS.
-
- MR. SIMON GRAYLOCK.
- MR. RALPH CHEENY.
- JOHN BOUNCE, Mr. Graylock's coachman.
- MRS. GRAYLOCK.
- MISS ALICE CHASE.
- PATTY PERT, Mrs. Graylock's maid.
-
-
- COSTUMES MODERN AND APPROPRIATE.
-
- SCENE.—_Handsome apartment in the house of_ MR. GRAYLOCK. _Table_,
- C., _red cloth. A study-lamp burning. Books and papers. Lounge_,
- R. _Arm-chair_, L. _Chairs_ R. _and_ L. _of table_. PATTY PERT
- _seated in arm-chair with a book_.
-
- _Patty_ (_reading_). "At the sound of that voice musically
- voluminous as the sighing of the October gale in the lofty branches of
- mountain hemlocks, Araminta Augusta Violetta sprang to her feet, and,
- dashing the embroidery-frame to the floor with a crash that shook the
- ancient edifice, gave one terrific, yet ecstatic scream of joy, and
- sank fainting into the arms of her own fond Felix Frederick Freelove."
- Oh! isn't that splendid? Oh! why wasn't I born in those barbaric days,
- when knights and squires, and milk-white steeds, and high-born ladies,
- pranced about, like the grand entry of a magnificent circus? Oh! why
- wasn't I a barbarian? And such love-making! (_Reads._) "Beauteous
- damsel, with eyes of azure blue, hear, oh, hear the vow of your own
- true knight! I will cleave yonder mountain from summit to base with one
- blow of my trusty cimeter, ere one tear of grief shall find its way
- adown thy gently-arching nose:" oh, beautiful, beautiful! There are no
- barons now. Who ever hears such language as that in these plebeian
- times? Even old Mr. Graylock, fond as he is of his young wife, never
- allows his ecstasy to rise above the utterance of "My dear, you're
- looking well, remarkably well." And Mrs. Graylock has nothing more
- romantic on the end of her tongue than, "Hubby, don't be gone long. I
- do get so sleepy when you're away!" Oh, the world's degenerating!
- there's not the least doubt of it. There's John Bounce, who tries to
- make love to me; and precious bad business he makes of it too, forever
- dropping his _h_'s, and sticking them where they don't belong. I'm
- determined to reform him, or he shall bounce about the world without a
- wife, though, as he says, his 'art _h_is given to me _h_alone. (_Enter_
- BOUNCE R.)
-
- _Bounce._ 'Illo, Patty! _h_all by yourself, 'ay? Where's the master
- and missus?
-
- _Patty._ Still at table, Mr. Bounce, daintily toying with the
- dessert of their luxurious repast.
-
- _Bounce._ My _h_eyes, Patty! what _h_elegance of _h_expression!
-
- _Patty._ It's a pity Mr. Bounce, your language is not better
- seasoned with polite pronunciation.
-
- _Bounce._ My _h_eyes, Patty, 'ave you been drinking?
-
- _Patty._ Sir!
-
- _Bounce._ You talk just for _h_all the world like the fellows that
- master used to 'ave 'ere to dine afore 'e was 'itched to the new
- missus. They were dreadful free _h_and _h_easy spoken until the wine
- came _h_on, and then they couldn't find words _h_expansive enough to
- _h_express their _h_ideas.
-
- _Patty._ Mr. Bounce, no more of such language. It is time that you
- and I understood each other. I believe you wish me, at some not very
- distant period, to become your bride?
-
- _Bounce._ Yes: _h_i _h_expect to make you Mrs. Bounce.
-
- _Patty._ _H_expect? Why should you?
-
- _Bounce._ Why, Patty? 'Aven't _h_i _h_offered you my 'art _h_and
- 'and?
-
- _Patty._ And—and what?
-
- _Bounce._ My 'art _h_and 'and. Don't you _h_understand _h_it?
-
- _Patty._ Your art? Yes: your art is driving horses.
-
- _Bounce._ But I ain't talking _h_about 'orses. _H_i said 'art; this
- 'art which 'eaves _h_in my bosom with fond _h_aspiration.
-
- _Patty._ Nonsense! Once for all, Mr. John Bounce, I will never
- marry a man who aspirates in such a shocking manner as you do. No, sir.
- The man whose bride I shall become must be capable of declaring his
- love in grammatical, pronounceably correct English. He must fall
- gracefully upon his knees before me, and, in accents too wild to be
- resisted, say, "Patty, my heart"—not _art_, Mr. Bounce; I'll have no
- artful man—"is at your feet." Not _hat_. Hats are for heads, not feet,
- Mr. Bounce. When you can do that, speak: till then a gulf as wide as
- that which once yawned between Felix Frederick Freelove, and his
- Araminta Augusta Violetta, separates us.
-
- [_Exit_ R.
-
- _Bounce._ My _h_eyes! Who's _H_araminta _H_augusta? _H_i don't know
- 'er. Well, this _h_is _h_extraordinary. _H_and _h_i thought my language
- was so _h_intelligent! Well, Miss Patty, though _h_i love you with
- _h_all my 'art, _h_i'm not _h_a-going to lose no flesh on your
- _h_account. Well, _h_after _h_all, women _h_are a good deal like
- 'orses; _h_if they find you don't notice their capers, but keep cool,
- they're very _h_apt to settle down _h_into a _h_easy trot. 'Ere's
- master and missus. _H_i'll make myself scarce. (_Exit_ L. _Enter_, R.,
- MR. GRAYLOCK, _with a plate containing nuts and raisins balanced on
- each hand, followed by_ MRS. GRAYLOCK.)
-
- _Mr. G._ Now, my dear, for a refreshing season of calm and
- tranquil delight. Here, beneath our own vine and fig-tree,
- metaphorically speaking, we will meditate, converse, and—and eat our
- nuts and raisins. (_Sits in chair_ L. _of table_).
-
- _Mrs. G._ (_placing ottoman beside him_, L.). Yes, indeed; what
- could be more delightful? (_Sits. He hands her a plate. They eat._) How
- grateful I should be—and I am—that I have a dear husband, so fond of
- spending his evenings with me, instead of leaving me for a stupid club,
- or the society of a billiard-room! It's a shame, a disgrace to married
- life, the manner in which some husbands conduct themselves.
-
- _Mr. G._ Ah, my dear, you were a wise young woman, when from the
- multitude of your admirers, young, giddy fellows, you turned to make
- choice of a staid, middle-aged, experienced individual to guide your
- youthful steps. Ah, my dear, yours was a wise choice. Do I not worship
- you? Do I not dote upon you? Is not every wish of your heart gratified?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Yes, indeed. No: there's one wish yet ungratified. Alice—
-
- _Mr. G._ What! you're not going to bring up that troublesome
- subject again?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Again and again, until you give your consent to her
- marriage with Mr. Cheeny.
-
- _Mr. G._ Now, my dear, how are we to enjoy a season of calm and
- tranquil delight if you insist upon boring me with a subject upon which
- we can never agree? Let's change the subject. My dear, I am seriously
- thinking of dyeing—
-
- _Mrs. G._ O Simon, don't talk so! Do you want to frighten me to
- death?
-
- _Mr. G._ Yes, of dyeing—my hair and beard.
-
- _Mrs. G._ You cannot mean it.
-
- _Mr. G._ Yes, I do. Watkins tells me he has a wonderful
- preparation, one application of which will instantly turn white, gray,
- red, or yellow hair to a beautiful black. Think of it, Susannah! In
- imagination behold your husband entering the room, transformed by "The
- Magic Dyer" into a youthful specimen of the genus _homo_.
-
- _Mrs. G._ I couldn't imagine it, and I won't. I am perfectly
- satisfied with your appearance. And you would look horrid with your
- hair and beard in mourning. I should never forgive you if you did such
- a dreadful thing. Never say dye to me again. Now let's change that
- subject. Alice and Mr. Cheeny—
-
- _Mr. G._ Sue! Susan! Susannah! pause. If you do not instantly
- pause, I shall dye—my hair and beard.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Oh, no, you won't! Why are you so determined to keep
- Alice single? (_Enter_ ALICE R.)
-
- _Alice._ Yes, uncle, why am I to be deprived of my natural rights?
-
- _Mr. G._ Oh, bother! You here? Now, how is a man to enjoy a season
- of—
-
- _Mrs. G._ Oh, don't say that again! Answer my question.
-
- _Mr. G._ Certainty, my dear. I have three reasons: the first of
- which is, she is too young to marry.
-
- _Mrs. G. and Alice_ (_together_). Too young to marry!
-
- _Mr. G._ (_aside_). Grand chorus of indignant females. (_Aloud._)
- I repeat it: too young to marry.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Nonsense! She's as old as I am. If that is your opinion,
- why did you allow me to marry?
-
- _Mr. G._ (_aside_). Stuck my foot in it. (_Aloud._) You didn't
- allow me to finish. Too young to marry a young man.
-
- _Alice._ Indeed! Well, I'll never marry an old one, if I live to
- be as old as my grandmother. I do detest old men, and middle-aged men
- too.
-
- _Mr. G._ (_aside_). Stuck my foot in it again.
-
- _Mrs. G._ So much for your first reason. What is your second?
-
- _Mr. G._ My second is, Alice can do better than to marry at all.
- Look at that head. How beautifully the reasoning bumps are developed! A
- phrenologist would go wild with ecstasy with his hands upon that head.
-
- _Alice._ Would he? He'd get them well scratched for his assurance.
-
- _Mr. G._ (_Rising, placing plate on table, and speaking with
- bombastic enthusiasm._) Alice, 'tis the era of progress. Woman's rights
- will soon be fully recognized, and woman take her place among the
- gifted and the learned. They will be called to the bar, the pulpit.
- Think of that time, and prepare to take your place,—to rule, and not be
- ruled. Married life for you! Preposterous! 'Twould be a galling chain
- 'gainst which your noble intellect would chafe and worry.
-
- _Alice._ Uncle, are you crazy?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Poor Simon, has second childhood come so soon to you?
-
- _Mr. G._ My dear, let's change the subject.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Certainly; to the third and last reason. What is that?
-
- _Mr. G._ The third and last? That I refuse to make public.
-
- _Mrs. G._ What! you have another reason?
-
- _Mr. G._ I have, and it's a clincher; but I positively refuse to
- give it.
-
- _Mrs. G._ To your own lawful wife? to her from whom you have often
- said you have no secrets? Simon Graylock, I'm ashamed of you.
-
- _Mr. G._ But, my dear Susan—
-
- _Mrs. G._ Don't dear me, Mr. Graylock. You are a very ungrateful
- man. Do I deserve this treatment? Have I not sacrificed my young and
- ardent admirers for your sake? Have I not crushed out the brightness
- and gayety of my young life to settle down, and become the slave of a
- man old enough to be my father? For what? To have your confidence
- withheld from me—
-
- _Mr. G._ Sue—
-
- _Mrs. G._ Silence, Mr. Graylock! When I fondly hoped, in making our
- Alice happy, to brighten our home with the presence of gay, lively
- company—
-
- _Mr. G._ Susan—
-
- _Mrs. G._ Silence, sir! I must be content with your company; not
- even allowed to share your confidence. You ought to be ashamed of
- yourself. I wonder your iron-gray locks do not turn white with shame.
- They look streaked enough. You want to dye them. You'd better. Disguise
- yourself somehow. Keep out of my sight, for I'm thoroughly ashamed of
- you. Come, Alice, I'll not waste my time with such a wretch.
-
- _Alice._ But, Aunt Susy, my marriage—
-
- _Mrs. G._ Must wait till my lord and master concludes to give his
- third reason. O Simon, Simon! you've broken my heart. (_Weeps._)
- You—you—you've br-br-br-oken my heart.
-
- [_Exit_, R., _followed by_ ALICE.
-
- _Mr. G._ (_looks off_ R., _then speaks slowly_). Well, I never!
- Bless my soul! Goodness gracious! Heavens and earth! Here's a tornado,
- an earthquake, a hurricane! The wife of my bosom, the partner of my
- joys, in the enjoyment of a season of calm and tranquil delight, gets
- up, and—Well, well, here's blighted hearthstones, blasted happiness,
- and for what? For an untold reason. Make public that reason? disclose
- it to the partner of my joys? Never! distinctly, emphatically, and
- unequivocally, never! Tell her that I oppose my niece's marriage
- because upon that marriage I, her lawful guardian, must pay into her
- hands the sum of ten thousand dollars, left in my hands by my deceased
- brother, her father, to be so paid on the occurrence of her marriage,
- which marriage must have my consent? Never! She would drive me from her
- presence with scorn,—or any thing else that was handy. I can't part
- with the money now. This unlucky, happy day must be kept far, far away.
- But my wife, she must be appeased. How can I bring back her smiles? Ah,
- "The Magic Dye!" She would see manhood in its prime, raven locks, and
- all that sort of thing, about her home. She shall. I will disguise
- myself. The die is cast. She will be pleased with the change: she can't
- help it. The smile will return to her rosy lips, and all be bright
- again. Wilkins can transform me in five minutes. He shall. I shall dye
- happy, and live happy ever after. (_Strikes bell._) I'll make a
- confidant of Bounce. No, I won't. I'll mystify him to—(_Enter_ BOUNCE
- L.)
-
- _Bounce._ Did you ring, sir?
-
- _Mr. G._ Bounce, I am about to commit a desperate act.
-
- _Bounce._ _H_another? Why, you've only been married _h_a month!
-
- _Mr. G._ I am about to leave this home, to go—no matter where; to
- do—no matter what. You are a faithful servant. You will keep my secret.
- (_Aside._) I know he won't.
-
- _Bounce._ _H_as the _h_apple of my _h_eye, when I know it.
-
- _Mr. G._ When your mistress asks for me, you will say—nothing;
- when they search for me, you will lead them to the—well; you will lead
- them somewhere, anywhere, but where I am—where I go to dye. You
- understand. Silence, remember. I was here, I am gone, silently,
- mysteriously (_creeps to door_, R.), like the expiring flame of a
- candle. Puff! I'm gone.
-
- [_Exit_ R.
-
- _Bounce._ My _h_eyes! master's _h_out of 'is 'ead. 'E's gone off
- suiciding, _h_as sure _h_as _h_eggs. 'Ere's _h_a situation for _h_a
- 'ouse'old. What's to be done? 'E must be stopped, but 'ow? _H_i'll call
- mistress. Oh, 'ere she _h_is! (_Enter_ MRS. GRAYLOCK R.)
-
- _Mrs. G._ Has your master gone out, John?
-
- _Bounce._ _H_o, mistress, _h_i'm _h_all _h_unstrung. 'E's out of
- 'is 'ead, 'e _h_is. 'E's gone somewhere, _h_and 'e's going to do
- something _h_awful,—put a _h_end to 'imself. _H_it's 'orrible!
-
- _Mrs. G._ What do you mean?
-
- _Bounce._ 'E said _h_i must lead you to the well. 'E's going to
- drown 'imself, _h_only the well is dry, _h_and he can't. Perhaps 'e's
- going to the stable to sacrifice 'imself _h_on the 'alter. _H_o,
- _h_it's 'orrible!
-
- _Mrs. G._ Nonsense, Bounce; he's gone out for a walk.
-
- _Bounce._ Yes, _h_an' 'e'll walk _h_into 'is grave, _h_an' then
- 'e'll walk nights, and scare us to death. _H_o, _h_it's 'orrible!
-
- _Mrs. G._ John Bounce, have you been drinking?
-
- _Bounce._ _H_i 'ave, _h_i 'ave; tea, green tea; Young 'yson. _H_o,
- you'll never set your young _h_eyes _h_on's noble form _h_again. 'E's
- gone to die.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Gone to die? I see it all: the wretch!
-
- _Bounce._ So do _h_i, missus,—'is cold remains, _h_a long
- procession. Poor master! 'is _h_own 'osses will never carry 'im
- _h_again!
-
- _Mrs. G._ John Bounce, you are a fool! Stop your snivelling, and
- listen to me. Your master has no thought of taking his life. He is
- bound on a very foolish errand, the purport of which I know. As he has
- tried to frighten us, we will endeavor to turn the tables upon him.
- Call Patty.
-
- _Bounce._ Yes, ma'am. You're sure 'e's not gone _h_insane?
-
- _Mrs. G._ So sure of it that I shall prevent his entrance to the
- house for the present. You will lock all the doors, and fasten the
- windows, except one in the kitchen. When you have done that, go to his
- room, get his rifle, and return here.
-
- _Bounce._ My _h_eyes! what _h_is coming to this 'ouse? _H_o,
- _h_it's 'orrible!
-
- [_Exit_ R.
-
- _Mrs. G._ So my good husband, evidently vexed at my assumed anger,
- is about to execute his threat of dyeing. Let me see if I cannot turn
- this to good account, and fix the day for Alice's marriage. That third
- reason seems to be the impediment; but, if I cannot find that out, I
- will at least gain his consent by stratagem. O my good Simon! if I
- cannot win your confidence, I will teach you such a lesson that you
- will never say dye again. (_Enter_ PATTY R.)
-
- _Mrs. G._ Patty.
-
- _Patty._ Yes, ma'am.
-
- _Mrs. G._ I believe you are very fond of romantic adventures.
-
- _Patty._ Indeed, I am, ma'am, though I never had one in my life.
-
- _Mrs. G._ I am about to throw one in your way. Mr. Graylock will
- soon return to the house in disguise; that is, he has gone to have his
- hair and beard dyed. I have given orders to have the doors and windows
- locked. He will gain an entrance, after some difficulty, to this room.
- Once here, John Bounce and you, with doors locked, must keep guard over
- him. Whatever he may say or do, you must not recognize him as your
- master, but treat him as a burglar. You understand?
-
- _Patty._ Indeed I do. Trust me to treat him as a burglar. I'll
- pound him with the broom, and John shall fire a few bullets into him to
- keep him quiet.
-
- _Mrs. G._ No, no: there must be no violence. I rely upon your
- discretion. You are both old servants of his, and will not fail to
- treat him respectfully. It's only a frolic of his young wife, at which
- he will laugh heartily when it is over. (_Bell rings._) There's the
- bell. Should it be he, do not open the door.
-
- _Patty._ I will remember.
-
- [_Exit_ R.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Now, then, to rehearse my part in the grand tragedy.
- (_Enter_ PATTY R.)
-
- _Patty._ Mr. Cheeny, ma'am. (_Enter_ Mr. CHEENY R.)
-
- _Mrs. G._ Ah, Ralph; welcome!
-
- [_Exit_ PATTY R.
-
- _Ralph_ (_shaking hands_). My dear Mrs. Graylock, this is jolly,
- to see you in such good spirits. Am I right? You have succeeded? (MRS.
- G. _shakes her head_.) No?
-
- _Mrs. G._ No, my dear friend; the enemy is still strongly
- intrenched behind the bulwarks of obstinacy, from which neither smiles,
- tears, nor reproaches can drive him.
-
- _Ralph._ And the assailing party, discomfited, is about to retire
- from the contest?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Never! We have inscribed upon our banners the motto,
- "Never say die!"
-
- _Ralph._ Good! You're the best friend a man ever had. But where's
- Alice? (_Enter_ ALICE L.)
-
- _Alice._ O Ralph, it's all over! He'll never give his consent.
-
- _Ralph._ Then, my dear Alice, we will do without it. An unexpected
- turn in business affairs to-day has made me as independent as a nabob.
- I should have liked your crusty old uncle's blessing; but, as he won't
- give it, we'll see Parson Clark, say next Tuesday, be married, take a
- journey to Niagara, and, on our return, settle quietly into married
- life. What's to hinder?
-
- _Mrs. G._ The crusty old uncle's wife.
-
- _Ralph._ Eh, my clear Mrs. Graylock! A thousand pardons for my
- levity. He is crusty, you are lovely. "In contrasts lieth love's
- delight," you know. You will place no bar to our union.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Stop. We have begun a battle: let's fight it out. If
- Alice marries without her _crusty_ old uncle's consent, where's her
- fortune?
-
- _Ralph._ Her fortune? I never knew she had one. "Her face is her
- fortune."
-
- _Mrs. G._ With ten thousand dollars with which to buy mirrors to
- see it in if she please.
-
- _Alice._ Why, Aunt Susy! I never heard of it.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Nor I. But it's true, for I've seen the papers. 'Twas
- left you by your father, to be paid when you should marry with Mr.
- Graylock's consent.
-
- _Ralph._ Why, this is charming!
-
- _Alice._ Do you think you like me any better, Ralph?
-
- _Ralph._ Ten thousand times! That is, you understand, I'm not
- mercenary; but you deserve it, you're such a dear, sweet, nice—
-
- _Mrs. G._ Attention, company! Business! I am going to gain his
- consent. Ralph, sit at that table, and write, if you please.
-
- _Ralph_ (_sits at table_; ALICE _leans on his chair_; MRS. G.
- _stands_ L. _of table_). Yes; proceed.
-
- _Mrs. G._ "I, Simon Graylock, being in sound mind and body"—(_Bell
- rings._) Hark! that's he. Don't mind. Write.
-
- _Ralph._ "Sound mind and body."
-
- _Mrs. G._ "Hereby bequeath to my dearly-beloved friend, Ralph
- Cheeny"—(_Bell rings violently._)
-
- _Ralph._ "Beloved friend, Ralph Cheeny." Go on.
-
- _Mrs. G._ "My affectionate niece, Alice Chase"—(_Bell rings
- violently._)
-
- _Ralph._ "Alice Chase:" that's you, Ally. Go on.
-
- _Mrs. G._ "To have and to hold, as his lawful wife, from this day
- forth and forevermore. And to this union I give my consent, and
- subscribe my name." That's all. He has stopped ringing. (_Dog barks._)
-
- _Mr. G._ (_outside_). Hero, Hero, old boy, don't you know your
- master? (_Dog barks. Shouting._)
-
- _Mrs. G._ He's getting into the garden: he will soon be here. We
- must retire.
-
- _Ralph._ But what is it all about?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Ask no questions. Let me arrange that paper. I will turn
- the writing underneath, leaving a blank space for his signature. (_Dog
- barks._)
-
- _Mr. G._ Clear out, you brute! There goes my coat! Murder! help!
-
- _Ralph._ Shall I run to his assistance?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Not for the world! Come this way. I will explain all.
- [_Exeunt_ R. _Then enter, hurriedly_, L., MR. G., _his hair and beard
- dyed black, one coat-tail, torn off, in his hand_.]
-
- _Mr. G._ Confound that dog! He has decidedly curtailed my
- enjoyment. (_Holds up coat-tail._) Is it possible I am so transformed
- as to become a terror to my own terrier? Where is everybody? Doors
- locked, windows fastened, and nobody to let me into my own house! A
- pretty state of affairs, truly! No matter: I have gained an entrance,
- and now for a good surprise. (_Takes hand-mirror from table._) What a
- change! The Simon Graylock of twenty-five takes the place of the Simon
- Graylock of fifty. Glorious! Won't I make a sensation? I can see my
- wife's look of astonishment and pleasure. I can hear her rapturous "O
- Simon, you beauty!" Eh? what's that? (_Turns to_ L., _as_ JOHN BOUNCE
- _enters, locks the door, and stands with his rifle at_ "_present_.")
- Well, what's the matter? Eh! what's that? (_Turns_ R., _as_ PATTY
- _enters, locks the door, and stands with a broom at_ "_present_.")
- What's the meaning of this?
-
- _Bounce._ Silence! Not _h_a sound! not _h_a, step! Sh—!
-
- _Patty._ Silence! Not a look! not a breath! Sh—!
-
- _Patty and John_ (_together_). If you move, if you speak,
- you are a dead man. Sh—!
-
- _Mr. G._ Why, John! Patty! you idiots! don't you know your master?
-
- _Patty and John_ (_together_). Master! you! Ha, ha, ha!
-
- _Mr. G._ Now stop that duet, or out of this house you go without
- warning. Unlock those doors, and call your mistress.
-
- _Bounce._ Call the police. _H_i know you? You're _h_a burglar, _h_a
- thief! But we're wide _h_awake. You're caught.
-
- _Patty._ Yes, Mr. Jack Sheppard, your foot's in the trap. You've
- lost your coat-tails, but that's nothing to the loss of your liberty:
- ten years in prison.
-
- _Mr. G._ Am I awake? John Bounce, who's your master?
-
- _Bounce._ Simon Graylock, _H_esquire, _h_a respectable,
- middle-_h_aged gent, rather plain _h_in 'is _h_external _h_appearance,
- but with _h_an 'art _h_as big _h_as an _h_ox.
-
- _Patty._ Yes, Mr. Burglar, as nice an old gentleman as you ever
- met.
-
- _Mr. G._ Am not I that gentleman?
-
- _Patty._ You! Nonsense!
-
- _Bounce._ You! _H_absurd! Why, you look like what you _h_are,—_h_a
- regular 'ousebreaker.
-
- _Mr. G._ I'll break your head if you call me that name again. I am
- master of this house; and as such I order you instantly to unlock those
- doors, and call your mistress.
-
- _Patty._ What impudence!
-
- _Bounce._ _H_and what _h_assurance!
-
- _Mr. G._ (_approaching_ PATTY). Young woman, out of my way!
-
- _Patty_ (_points broom at him_). Help! murder! thieves!
-
- _Bounce_ (_points rifle at him_). 'Ere, you, none er that! Lay
- _h_a finger _h_on that young woman, _h_and I'll fire. (MR. G. _backs up
- stage; they follow with their weapons pointed at him_.)
-
- _Mr. G._ Confound it! this is ridiculous! Go away. (_Gets up into
- chair._)
-
- _Bounce._ Wretched _h_outcast, would you lift your 'and _h_against
- _h_a woman? Would you—
-
- _Mr. G._ Put down that gun.
-
- _Bounce._ Never! You _h_ex_h_asperate the British lion; you
- _h_insult the _h_object of my 'art's _h_adoration; you—you—you—
-
- _Mr. G._ Put down that gun. It might go off.
-
- _Bounce._ _H_it might; but you can't.—Patty, _h_i'll put _h_an
- _h_end to 'is miserable _h_existence.
-
- _Patty._ No; leave him to the officer of justice.
-
- _Bounce._ _H_i can't. 'E 'as _h_insulted you, _h_and _h_i must 'ave
- blood, blood, blood!
-
- _Mr. G._ Put down that gun! Here, Sue! Susan! Susannah! Help!
- help! help! (_Knock at door_, L.)
-
- _Mrs. G._ (_outside_). Open the door, Patty. (PATTY _unlocks the
- door_, R. MRS. G., ALICE, _and_ RALPH _enter, stand huddled by the
- door_.) Have you got him?
-
- _Mr. G._ Got him! And she the wife of my bosom! Susy!
-
- _Bounce._ Silence! (_Threatens with gun._)
-
- _Mr. G._ Susan!
-
- _Patty._ Silence! (_Flourishes broom._)
-
- _Mr. G._ Susannah!
-
- _Mrs. G._ Why, the wretch knows my name!
-
- _Mr. G._ Of course he does. 'Tis I, your own true, loving husband,
- Simon Graylock.
-
- _Ralph._ Egad, the rascal has assurance!
-
- _Mrs. G._ Did you ever?
-
- _Alice._ No, I never.
-
- _Mr. G._ (_coming forward_). Oh, come! this is all nonsense, you
- know. You're not going to cut me off, are you? I am your husband.
-
- _Mrs. G._ My husband! Why, he's old enough to be your father.
-
- _Mr. G._ (_aside_). There's a "puff" for "The Magic Dye."
- (_Aloud._) You don't know me. Am I, then, so changed?
-
- _Mrs. G._ You look like a burglar.
-
- _Ralph._ What a thievish look there is about his mouth!
-
- _Alice._ And such cunning eyes! Oh, do, Aunt Susy, let John call
- the police, and have him taken away!
-
- _Mr. G._ It's only the effects of the dye, you know. I've had my
- hair and whiskers colored. Gives me quite a juvenile look; quite the
- dandy, eh?
-
- _Ralph._ Oh! come, sir, this won't do. You have entered this house
- in search of plunder. Your attempt has been foiled by the keenness of
- this lady, who, in the absence of her husband, can well protect his
- treasures.
-
- _Mrs. G._ John, call the police.
-
- _Mr. G._ John, if you do, I'll discharge you without a
- character.—Susannah, be reasonable. If you don't know me, you must know
- these clothes. Are they not your husband's?
-
- _Mrs. G._ My husband's? Gracious heaven! I see it all! My husband
- has been murdered, cruelly murdered! and you have stolen his clothing.
- Oh, wretched woman that I am!—John, call the police.
-
- _Mr. G._ And I say, no. Confound it! Do you want to drive me out
- of my senses?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Oh, take me away! My life's in danger. Oh, somebody take
- me away!
-
- _Ralph._ Fear not, madam. I will protect you. If your husband has
- gone, you shall find in me a watchful guardian and a trusty friend.
- Fear not: the miscreant shall not harm you.
-
- _Mr. G._ Confound his impudence! O Susy! what can I do to make you
- own me? I think I am your husband; in fact, I'm quite sure of it.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Can you write?
-
- _Mr. G._ Write? I signed a check for two hundred dollars, which
- you now have in your porte-monnaie.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Can you write your name?
-
- _Mr. G._ To be sure I can.
-
- _Mrs. G._ Then write it. I shall recognize my husband's
- handwriting, I think; yes, I'm quite sure of it. Write at once: there
- are pen, ink, and paper.
-
- _Mr. G._ I'll be hanged if I do any such thing! This is absurd,
- ridiculous!
-
- _Mrs. G._ John, call the police.
-
- _Bounce._ _H_instantly, missus.
-
- _Mr. G._ Stop! I'll write. (_Goes to table_, C.) If ever I'm
- caught in such a ridiculous position as this, may I be—
-
- _Mrs. G._ (_goes to table_). Here! write your name there.
-
- _Mr. G._ (_sits, takes up pen, then looks up at_ MRS. G., _who
- stands immovable_). And that's the wife of my bosom, the partner of my
- joys! and I've got to write my name before—No! I'll be hanged if I do!
- (_Throws down pen._)
-
- _Mrs. G._ John, the police.
-
- _Bounce._ _H_instantly, missus. (JOHN _and_ PATTY L., FRANK _and_
- ALICE R.)
-
- _Mr. G._ No, no: I'll sign! (_Writes._)
-
- _Mrs. G._ (_takes up paper_). What do I see? 'Tis he, my husband,
- my Simon! (_Throws her arms about his neck, and repeatedly embraces him
- in a frantic manner._)
-
- _Ralph._ What do I hear? 'Tis he, your uncle, my Alice!
- (_Embraces_ ALICE.)
-
- _Bounce._ _H_it's _h_all _h_up. 'Tis 'e 'imself, Patty. (_Embraces_
- PATTY.)
-
- _Patty._ Let me alone, you exasperating Englishman! (_Releases
- herself._)
-
- _Mr. G._ Confound it! Susy, don't smother me!
-
- _Mrs. G._ O Simon! something's burning! I smell brimstone!
-
- _Mr. G._ Smell fiddlesticks! It's "The Magic Dye." It makes me
- sick: I wish I was well rid of it. And now be kind enough to tell me
- the meaning of this. I've been locked out of my house, my clothes
- lacerated by my dog, been threatened with death by my servant, with the
- police by my wife; and am threatened with a brain-fever, if I don't
- know what all this is for.
-
- _Mrs. G._ For the third reason, Simon.
-
- _Mr. G._ Eh? You're not going to bring up that subject again?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Oh, no! that's all settled.
-
- _Mr. G._ Settled? How?
-
- _Mrs. G._ (_takes paper from table, and reads_). "I, Simon
- Graylock, being in sound mind and body, hereby bequeath to my dearly
- beloved friend Ralph Cheeny, my affectionate niece Alice Chase, to have
- and to hold, as his lawful wife, from this day forth and forevermore;
- and to this union I give my consent, and subscribe my name." Signed,
- "Simon Graylock."
-
- _Mr. G._ Why, this is a swindle! Obtaining goods under false
- pretences! And you, the wife of my bosom, the partner—Do you know what
- this would cost me, were it known?
-
- _Mrs. G._ Yes; ten thousand dollars: Alice's portion.
-
- _Ralph._ Of which she is in no immediate want; in fact, I think I
- would prefer to leave it in your hands.
-
- _Mr. G._ My dearly beloved, take her, and be happy. When I die,
- you will find I have not forgotten you.
-
- _Mrs. G._ As did the partner of your joys, the last time you dyed;
- eh, Simon?
-
- _Mr. G._ My dear, let's change the subject.
-
- _Mrs. G._ If we could only change the color of your hair as easily!
- Why, Simon, it's purple!
-
- _Mr. G._ Is it? Then don't look at it, don't speak of it; for, if
- you're not pleased, I have dyed in vain.
-
- _Mrs. G._ No: for it has helped to make two people happy who were
- dying for each other, helped your dear wife to triumph in a good cause,
- and helped us all to a little amusement—
-
- _Mr. G._ At my expense. Sue, Susan, Susannah, let's change the
- subject. Never say die, and I never will.
-
- JOHN BOUNCE _and_ PATTY, R. MR. _and_ MRS. G., C.
- RALPH _and_ ALICE, L. _Curtain._
-
-[Illustration:
-
- THE CHAMPION OF HER SEX.
-]
-
-
-
-
- THE CHAMPION OF HER SEX.
-
-
- (FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS ONLY.)
-
-
- CHARACTERS.
-
- MRS. DUPLEX, a widow with money and a mission.
- MRS. DEBORAH HARTSHORN, her mother.
- FLORENCE DUPLEX, her daughter.
- CAROLINE DUPLEX, her step-daughter.
- RHODA DENDRON, │ her friends.
- POLLIE NAY, │
- KATIE O'NAIL, the cook.
- MAGGIE DONOVAN, the chambermaid.
-
-
- COSTUMES MODERN AND APPROPRIATE.
-
- SCENE.—_Apartment in_ MRS. DUPLEX'S _house. Lounge_, L.; _two
- chairs_, R.; _table with writing-materials, and an easy-chair_, C.
-
- _Mrs. H._ (_outside_, R.) Don't tell me, yeou imperdent thing!
- Clear out, I tell yeou!
-
- _Maggie_ (_outside_, R.) Faix! not for the likes av yez, at all,
- at all.
-
- _Mrs. H._ (_outside_, R.). Yeou won't, hay? We'll see about it.
- (_Enter_ MAGGIE, R., _followed by_ MRS. H., _brandishing a broom_.)
-
- _Maggie._ Aisy, Mrs. Hartshorn, or it's yersilf will be sent to
- coort for salt and bathery, sure.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Don't care! If I'm sent to prison for life, I mean to
- have my orders obeyed.
-
- _Maggie._ Faix, an' it's not yersilf is the lady of the house, at
- all, at all.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Don't make no difference. Yeou take that broom, and sweep
- out my room, and be quick about it!
-
- _Maggie._ It's warning I'll give to onct the misthress cooms, Mrs.
- Hartshorn. Faix! there's a power of work in the house, and a heap of
- misthresses to order about—bad luck to 'em! Niver mind, I'll swape the
- room; an', if ye find any thing broke, it's not the fault av Maggie
- Donovan. (_Aside._) Only jist I'll—I'll have one good crack at her
- chiny vases, so I will.
-
- [_Exit_ L.
-
- _Mrs. H._ (_sits in chair_, C., _takes out her smelling-bottle,
- removes stopper, places her finger over it, and applies it to her nose,
- snuffs it, gives a little start, with something between a sigh and an
- exclamation, sounding like "Kee," accompanying it. This should be
- repeated wherever the word appears in the dialogue_). Well! if Hannah
- Merria's heouse ain't a-going to eternal smash, it's not for want er
- help. Sich actions I never did see. There's that ere cook! If I stick
- my head into the kitchen (kee), I'm sure to be saluted with the
- dishcloth; and, if I go up stairs, there's always a broom laying round
- loose for me to tumble over (kee). For the land of liberty's sake,
- what's the use of having a home if you don't take care of it? Neow,
- here's Hannah Merria, whose husband died a year ago, leaving all his
- property to her, his second wife, and who ought to be the happiest
- woman in the world in consequence (kee),—not of his death, but the
- money,—a-prancin' round in perlitical circuses, ravin' like a lunatic
- about "speers," and "rights," and "sufferings," and leaving her home to
- take care of itself. She's the queerest young 'un I ever had (kee).
- (_Enter_ CAROLINE, R.)
-
- _Caroline._ What's the trouble, grandmother?
-
- _Mrs. H._ Oh, it's them hired gals, Ca'line. They've made me crazy
- with their shiftlessness. I do think Hannah Merria might stay at home,
- and look arter them.
-
- _Caroline._ My good step-mother has other affairs to occupy her time.
- You know she is one of the leaders of the Female Reform Club.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Then she'd better bring her club home, and trounce these
- sassy critters into some kind of reform (kee).
-
- _Caroline._ She thinks she is engaged in a noble work. She is the
- champion of her sex.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Champion fiddlesticks! There's no sense in such
- carryings-on. What would my old man, Hezekiah Hartshorn (kee)—bless his
- dear dead and gone memory—have thought if I'd 'a' gone off in this
- fashion, a meddlin' with things that women don't know nothin' about?
- When he took me for better or for wus, sez he to me, "Deborah, there's
- the old homestid,—a snug house and a likely farm,—all ours. Yeou take
- kere of the house, and I'll take kere of the farm. Outside I'll be
- master, inside you shall be mistress; and we won't interfere." That's
- all the bargain we ever made, and we stuck to it. I took good care to
- make his home pleasant; but meddlin' with his affairs would have ben as
- rediculous as it would have ben for him to stick his nose into the
- churn every time I made butter. No, indeed! Let woman do her own work,
- and leave man to his'n.
-
- _Caroline._ Ah, grandmother, the world has turned over a great many
- times since your day. Women have acquired larger ideas of usefulness,
- and have found in intellectual pursuits release from household
- drudgery. Triumphs in medical practice, and success in the pulpit, have
- fired them with ambition to take their place beside the sterner sex in
- those educational, scientific, and political spheres, for which they
- feel themselves equally well fitted.
-
- _Mrs. H._ (Kee.) Do hear that young 'un talk; and she don't believe
- a word of it, nuther.
-
- _Caroline._ But my good step-mother does; and, if she can elevate her
- sex, she is doing a noble work.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Noble cat's foot! If she wants to elervate her sex, as
- she calls it, let her stay to home, and look after things. If that
- Katie don't want elervating with a broomstick, then I'm mistaken (kee).
- Why don't she give you a eddication, instead of keeping you drudging
- about the house, when you should be at school with Florence? She's got
- your father's money, and that's all she keres for (kee).
-
- _Caroline._ I am contented, grandmother. I make no complaint.
-
- _Mrs. H._ 'Cause you're meek as Moses. But I'll give her a piece of
- my mind, you see ef I don't.
-
- _Caroline._ Don't get angry, grandmother. To-day Florence returns
- after six months' absence at school. Let her find every thing bright
- and pleasant.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Lor-a-massy! So she does. Well, I'm glad on it. Ef she
- don't upset things, then I'm greatly mistaken. (_Bell rings_, R.) She's
- a dear good girl.
-
- _Caroline._ Indeed she is, and deserves all the care and affection
- bestowed upon her. (_Enter_ KATIE, R., _with a scrubbing-brush in her
- hand_.)
-
- _Katie._ She's coom, ma'am, she's coom, as rosy and bright as a
- new copper tay-kettle.
-
- _Caroline._ Who? Florence?
-
- _Katie._ Indade, it's the truth ye's spakin'; her own swate silf,
- Miss Ca'line.
-
- _Caroline._ Glorious news! I must run to her at once. Come,
- grandmother.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Bless the child! I must go and fix her somethin' warm.
-
- _Katie._ Somethin' warm, is it? Faix, jist kape out av the
- kitchen, d'ye mind, or it's yersilf will git somethin' warm.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Wal, I never! The airs that these critters do put on
- (kee)!
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Katie._ Faix, the ould woman's a sore thrial, that she is.
- There's little chance to kape my sisther Bridget's children in sugar
- and tay, wid her middlin'. (_Enter_ MAGGIE, L., _with a broom_.)
-
- _Maggie._ An' it's mesilf would likes to know what ye mane by
- demaining yersilf in this fashion, Kate O'Nail. It's little yez know of
- itikate.
-
- _Katie._ Och, be aisy wid yer spakin', Maggie Donovan. Itikate,
- indade!
-
- _Maggie._ Isn't it me privilege to tend the bell, I'd like to know?
-
- _Katie._ To be sure it is. But 'twas the darling Miss Florence
- rowled up to the door; and would I be afther lavin' her on the stips,
- an' you in the attic?
-
- _Maggie._ It's a desateful tongue ye have. Don't I know ye'd be
- afther liftin' yersilf above yer pots and kittles to my place, to
- betther yer condition?
-
- _Katie._ Betther my condition, is it? Wid what? Swapin' and
- dustin', and the likes? Niver, at all, at all. When I betther my
- condition, 'twill be as the widded bride of Terence McFunnigafferty.
-
- _Maggie._ McFunnigafferty! Bad luck to him! he's only a
- hod-carrier.
-
- _Katie._ He's dacent and respictable; an' it's my belafe, Maggie
- Donovan, ye'd be glad av me chance. Haven't I seen ye castin' sly looks
- that way yersilf?
-
- _Maggie._ Oh, murther! An', an' me own b'y, Teddy Murphy, sailin'
- the thrackless say—
-
- _Katie._ Wid a swateheart in ivery port.
-
- _Maggie._ Och! it's invious ye are, Kate O'Nail; an' it's out av
- place ye are above the kitchen shtair. Away wid yez to yer pots and
- kittles! (_Threatening with broom._)
-
- _Katie._ An' its out av place ye are onywhere. Be off to yer
- swapin'! (_Threatens with brush. Enter_ FLORENCE _and_ CAROLINE, R.)
-
- _Florence._ Fie, fie, girls! You're both out of place, quarrelling.
- Ah, Maggie! I'm glad to meet you again. (_Shakes hands with Maggie._)
-
- _Maggie._ Thank you, Miss Florence. An' it's a warm welcome home to
- yez; an' it's glad I am to see yer own bright face once more.
-
- _Florence._ And it's glad I am to be here, Maggie. Now I want you and
- Katie to get my trunk up stairs. It's not very heavy, and I wish to
- open it at once.
-
- "Take it up tenderly,
- Fashioned so slenderly,
- It's fickle and frail."
-
- _Maggie._ Indade, Miss Florence, I'll do my best with the help of
- very rough company.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Katie._ Thar's a fling at me! Arrah, I'll give her one thump on
- the fut with the thrunk.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Caroline._ Welcome, welcome, welcome home! A thousand times welcome,
- Florence! Oh! we have missed you very much. (_They sit on lounge_, L.)
-
- _Florence._ I'm glad of that, Carrie, for you will be so glad to see
- me now that I can have my own way in every thing; and I'm going to
- spend my time advantageously. I'm going to induce mother to send you
- with me when I return to school.
-
- _Caroline._ Oh, that would be grand! But I fear you will not succeed.
-
- _Florence._ But I will. You have as much right to the advantages of
- Rushly Seminary as I; and I will no longer allow you to submit to the
- cruel treatment you are receiving. You go with me: that's settled. But
- where's mother?
-
- _Caroline._ At a committee-meeting.
-
- _Florence._ A committee-meeting at eleven o'clock in the forenoon!
- What important project can take her from home at this hour?
-
- _Caroline._ She is one of the leaders of the Female Reform Club.
-
- _Florence._ What! my mother! You don't mean to say that she has come
- out for women's rights!
-
- _Caroline._ She has, most decidedly. She gives all her time to the
- club. She is a very zealous member.
-
- _Florence._ And who takes care of the house?
-
- _Caroline._ It takes care of itself. The mistress away, it is very
- hard for me to govern affairs; and grandmother does much harm by her
- kindly-meant interference in household matters.
-
- _Florence._ It's too bad! Does mother speak at public meetings?
-
- _Caroline._ She spoke for the first time last night. There's a report
- of her speech in the papers. (_Takes paper from table._) Here it is.
-
- _Florence_ (_reads_). "Mrs. Duplex, widow of the celebrated
- match-manufacturer, whose decease last winter was chronicled in our
- paper, arose and spoke warmly of the oppression of the female sex. She
- vehemently asserted their ability to achieve success in any path
- trodden by man, and eloquently styled herself the champion of her sex
- in its endeavors to throw off the yoke of bondage, and victoriously
- array itself by the side of man in his onward march of progress." What
- nonsense!
-
- _Caroline._ Nonsense, Florence? Then you are not in sympathy with the
- woman movement.
-
- _Florence._ Yes, Carrie: I am an earnest advocate for reform. Noble
- women are doing brave work in _educating_ our sex to a realizing sense
- of their power for good in many of the walks of life heretofore kept
- sacred to the foot of man. But foolish women, who raise the cry of
- oppression or slavery, are no better than the political demagogues of
- the other sex,—loud in speech, but dumb in council.
-
- _Caroline._ And so you think mother has made a mistake?
-
- _Florence._ I certainly do. A woman's duty is to care for her
- household. From what little I have seen since I came home, I am
- convinced reform is needed here. (_Bell rings_, R.) If she would
- elevate her sex, I'm sure she could have no better task than to fit
- you—who were left penniless on her hands by a thoughtless father—for
- the station to which you have a right to aspire. (_Enter_ MAGGIE, R.)
-
- _Maggie._ If ye plase, Miss Florence, yez frinds, the Misses Nay
- and Dendron, are below, axin' for yez.
-
- _Florence._ Show them up, Maggie. (_Exit_ MAGGIE, R.) I must find
- some way to rid mother of her delusion.
-
- _Caroline._ I wish you could, Floy, for it is certainly very
- disagreeable for us who are left at home. (RHODA _and_ POLLIE _appear_,
- R.)
-
- _Rhoda._ May we come in?
-
- _Florence_ (_jumping up_). To be sure you may. Rhoda, you dear, dear
- girl! (_Kissing her._) Pollie, I'm glad to see you! (_Kissing_ POLLIE.)
-
- _Rhoda._ Saw you come up, and couldn't wait a minute longer; could
- we, Pollie?
-
- _Pollie._ No, indeed. We just dropped every thing, and ran across.
- How d'ye do?
-
- _Rhoda._ Yes; how are ye? Tell us, quick!
-
- _Pollie._ Had a splendid time, hey?
-
- _Rhoda._ Not engaged, are you?
-
- _Pollie._ What you got new for dresses? Why, there's Carrie!
- (_Shakes hands, and kisses._)
-
- _Rhoda._ Well, I declare, Miss Meekness! you are as still as a
- mouse. (_Shakes hands, and kisses._)
-
- _Caroline._ She's here, girls, and just as splendid as ever.
-
- _Rhoda and Pollie_ (_together_). Splendid? Of course she is.
-
- _Florence._ Come, come, girls; sit down and tell me the news.
- (CAROLINE _and_ RHODA _sit on lounge_, L.; POLLIE _in chair_, R.;
- FLORENCE _in chair_, C.) I'm dying to know what has been going on since
- I left.
-
- _Pollie._ Well, then, Tilly Dodd's really married.
-
- _Rhoda._ Pooh! that's an old story. She's talking about getting
- divorced now.
-
- _Pollie._ Divorced! Why, she's only been married six months!
-
- _Rhoda._ Six months and ten days. No matter about her. Have you
- read your mother's speech?
-
- _Florence._ I read a brief notice of it.
-
- _Rhoda._ I heard it all. She's the champion of her sex. Oh, it was
- grand! She flourished her right hand as majestically as any orator I
- ever heard; and her voice was as strong and clear as Patrick Henry's.
-
- _Pollie._ Lor, Rhoda, you never heard Patrick Henry.
-
- _Rhoda._ But I've read his speeches, and they've got the ring of
- his voice in them yet. Ain't you proud of your mother, Flory?
-
- _Florence._ Not of her last effort, Rhoda.
-
- _Pollie._ That's where you're right, Floy. I wouldn't like to have
- my mother spouting in that manner. It looks coarse and unladylike.
-
- _Rhoda._ Well, I don't think I should like to have my mother take
- to that kind of business.
-
- _Florence._ I like it so little, girls, that I am determined to give
- mother a lesson, if you will grant me your assistance. Our principal,
- Miss Steady, had an attack of "woman's rights" at school last winter;
- and the girls took advantage of it to indulge in a little masquerading,
- which so affected our honored head, that we heard no more of woman's
- rights for the balance of the term. I shouldn't wonder if something of
- the kind would make mother a little less zealous in the cause.
-
- _Rhoda._ Oh, tell us all about it!
-
- _Pollie._ Is there any fun in it?
-
- _Florence._ You shall see. Come to my room. Mother may return at any
- moment, and I do not wish her to see us at present.
-
- _Pollie._ There's something delightfully mysterious in your
- proceedings, Floy.
-
- _Rhoda._ Yes: there's mischief in your eyes.
-
- _Florence._ Perhaps; time will show. Come, I want you too, Carrie.
- [_Exeunt_, R., FLORENCE, RHODA, _and_ POLLIE.]
-
- _Caroline._ Take me with her! I wish she could. I love Floy too well
- to envy her. But the privileges she enjoys, and to which I feel I am
- entitled, would afford me those opportunities for culture for which I
- have often sighed. (_Enter_ MRS. DUPLEX.)
-
- _Mrs. D._ Caroline, I am astonished! You sitting here with your
- arms folded, and the house in disorder! Is this a fitting return for my
- care? or have you forgotten that to me you owe all you have in the
- world?
-
- _Caroline._ You never allow me to forget that, madam. Yet I am
- grateful for your care. Add one favor more, and let me go into the
- world, and earn my living.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Indeed! As you are anxious to earn a living, perhaps it
- would be as well to commence at home.
-
- _Caroline._ This life is distasteful—
-
- _Mrs. D._ There, that's quite enough. I have very important
- business to engage my attention. Set the reception-room in order at
- once. (_Takes off bonnet and shawl, and sits in easy-chair near
- table._)
-
- _Caroline._ Certainly, madam.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Mrs. D._ My late lamented husband left me one useless
- incumbrance,—that girl. Strange some people are so hard to manage! Now,
- then, to business. I've a long report to make to-night on the "Scheme
- for Improving the Condition of Motherless Girls." (_Enter_ MRS.
- HARTSHORN, R.)
-
- _Mrs. H._ Lor, sakes, Hannah Merria! You home?
-
- _Mrs. D._ Yes, mother, and hard at work.
-
- _Mrs. H._ (_sitting on lounge, and knitting_). Du tell!
-
- _Mrs. D._ Yes, mother. There's a wide field of labor opening to
- willing hands. To raise woman from her lowly position, is not that most
- noble work?
-
- _Mrs. H._ That depends on what she's doing, Hannah Merria. If she's
- scrubbing the floor (kee), the lower the better.
-
- _Mrs. D._ She was never meant for such ignoble toil.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Ignoble fiddlesticks! P'r'aps you want the men-folks to
- do that.
-
- _Mrs. D._ It may be necessary for the triumph of woman. Did you
- read my speech, mother?
-
- _Mrs. H._ No, I didn't. I've _heard_ enough on 'em to be heartily
- sick. A pretty champion of your sex, you are!
-
- _Mrs. D._ I hope I am an earnest and an honest one. I have a
- mission,—to lift woman to a higher plane of civilization; and I believe
- I have the power to fulfil it.
-
- _Mrs. H._ How? By getting up and speaking out in meeting? Never
- heard nothin' like it since Sally Skreecher j'ined the Millerites, and
- hollered so in meetin', that they thought the Angel Gabriel was
- a-tootin' his horn (kee.)
-
- _Mrs. D._ Ah, mother! you do not understand this noble movement of
- woman.
-
- _Mrs. H._ I understand washin' and ironin', and that's what I call
- the noblest movement woman ever took a hand in.
-
- _Mrs. D._ There; that's quite enough: we shall never agree. Be
- quiet, and let me write.
-
- _Mrs. H._ (Kee.)
-
- _Mrs. D._ (_writes_). "Silently, but steadily, moves on the mighty
- car of progress"—
-
- _Mrs. H._ (Kee.)
-
- _Mrs. D._ "Crushing, beneath its fast revolving wheels, prejudice
- and wrong; upward soars the spirit of freedom, mounting on eagles'
- wings."
-
- _Mrs. H._ (Kee.) Say goose's wings, Hannah Merria.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Mother, will you be silent?
-
- _Mrs. H._ And hear you talk that bosh? Why, every Fourth-of-July
- speaker has said them things year after year since Cornwallis
- surrendered. (_Enter RHODA, R., disguised; a black shawl pinned tightly
- across her breast; faded black bonnet with bright flowers stuck in it;
- large, black cotton gloves, much too long in the fingers, on her hands;
- and parasol._)
-
- _Rhoda_ (_very extravagant in her gestures_). Where is she? Let
- me look upon her, the deliverer of our race, the champion of our sex!
- Ah, she's here! the noble face, the stately figger! 'Tis she! 'tis she!
- (_Falls at the feet of_ MRS. D.)
-
- _Mrs. H._ Land er Goshen! that's Hannah Dudley!
-
- _Mrs. D._ My good woman, can I be of service to you?
-
- _Rhoda_ (_rises_). You can, you can. I am the mother of nine
- interesting children, whom I have vainly endeavored to support for five
- years by the manufacture of molasses-candy. A sweet occupation, but,
- alas! not profitable; for, work as I will, I can make but just enough
- to satisfy the wants of my children. 'Tis all they have for food.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Well, they're a sweet set.
-
- _Mrs. D._ My good woman, why do you come to me?
-
- _Rhoda._ I come to sit at your feet; to draw into my thirsty soul
- the teachings of your stupendous intellect. Glorious champion of my
- sex, I would wrest from proud man one of his boasted prerogatives.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Indeed! To what sphere of usefulness do you aspire?
-
- _Mrs. H._ She's ravin' about paregoric. She ought to be a doctor.
-
- _Rhoda._ I heard your glorious speech last night, and every fibre
- of my being thrilled beneath the touch of your matchless eloquence. You
- told us we had the ability to achieve success in any occupation where
- man could triumph. I want to be a butcher.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Heavens and airth! the woman's loony!
-
- _Rhoda._ Yes, a butcher; that I may give my children strong food,
- for which they hanker. Ah, the mighty butcher! the crafty butcher! the
- skilful butcher! I have gazed upon him with admiration. With what power
- he fells the mighty oxen and—and—things! How skilfully he sends to
- "green fields and pastures new" the sportive lambs! With what grace he
- seizes the portly hog, and, regardless of its piteous cries, ends its
- devouring life! Oh, glorious champion of our sex, teach me to excel in
- this great branch of usefulness, and fill the mouths of my babes!
-
- _Mrs. D._ Woman, have you escaped from a lunatic asylum?
-
- _Mrs. H._ Lor, Hannah Merria, she's 'sterricky.
-
- _Mrs. D._ The poor woman's mad.
-
- _Rhoda._ Mad? Then 'tis you who have made me so. You promise, and
- do not fulfil. Make me a butcher, or I will proclaim you a traitor to
- our cause, from the market-place, in the council-hall, from the
- house-tops. Champion of the sex! Bah! Give my children beef, pork,
- mutton, or "get you to a nunnery," quick.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Poor woman, poor woman!
-
- _Mrs. H._ Nothin' but skin and bones (kee). This all comes of
- political circuses. O Hannah Merria! the millinariam won't come any
- sooner for all yer speechifyin'. Better stay to home. Lor sakes! who's
- this? (_Enter_ POLLIE, _disguised. Old-fashioned straw bonnet, bright
- ribbons; faded shawl of bright patterns; white cotton gloves, very
- large, upon hands._)
-
- _Pollie._ W-w-where is she,—the ch-ch-champion of our s-s-s-s-sex?
-
- _Mrs. D._ What do you wish, good woman?
-
- _Pollie._ 'T-t-tis she: I know th-th-th-that v-v-voice! D-d-dear
- Mrs. D-D-Duplex, last night you m-m-moved me with the f-f-f-force of
- your el-l-l-oquence. I have long b-b-blushed at our de-p-p-p-pendent
- situation: I have thrown off the c-ch-chain, and stand p-p-prepared to
- wrest from man one of his pr-p-proud p-p-p-p-prerogatives.
-
- _Mrs. H._ There's an awful waste of paregoric there.
-
- _Mrs. D._ And pray, my good woman, to what new field of labor do
- you aspire?
-
- _Pollie._ B-b-before I heard your v-voice, I listened to one that
- charmed my f-f-f-fancy. M-m-make me like him, and I will b-b-bless you.
- I would be an auc-sh-sh-shuneer.
-
- _Mrs. D._ An auctioneer! do you want to insult me?
-
- _Pollie._ Insult you, the ch-ch-champion of our s-s-s-sex?
- N-n-never! B-b-but an auc-sh-sh-shuneer I must be. G-g-going,
- g-g-going, g-g-gone. Oh, it's splendid! How much am I offered?
- St-st-stove, t-t-table, ch-chair, in one l-l-lot. H-h-how much?
- G-g-going, g-going—
-
- _Mrs. H._ (Kee.)
-
- _Pollie._ G-g-gone! Thank you, marm.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Woman, leave this house at once!
-
- _Pollie._ What f-f-for? Ain't you the ch-ch-champion of our
- s-s-sex? D-d-didn't you s-s-say we were f-f-f-fitted to t-t-take the
- place of m-m-man? and ain't I g-g-going to be an auc-sh-shuneer, hey?
-
- _Mrs. D._ You are fit for nothing but the workhouse. Instantly
- leave this room, or I will have you driven into the street.
-
- _Pollie._ Ch-ch-champion of our s-s-sex! P-p-pooh! You're an
- imp-p-postor: you d-d-deceive us with your sp-p-peeches. If you don't
- make me an auc-sh-sh-shuneer, I'll d-denounce you,—yes, I will, now, at
- once. I'm g-g-going, g-g-going, g-gone.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Was there ever any thing so provoking? It's the work of
- our enemies.
-
- _Mrs. H._ No, 'tain't, Hannah: it's a nat'ral impediment.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Mother, shut up!
-
- _Mrs. H._ Wal, I never! Is that the way you honor your parent?
- (Kee.)
-
- _Mrs. D._ It seems I am to be made a laughing-stock for my speech.
- Could I have been too hasty? (_Enter_ FLORENCE, R.)
-
- _Mrs. D._ Goodness, child! you home again? (_Rises._)
-
- _Florence_ (_tragically_). Stop! Approach me not. Busy rumor, with
- its thousand tongues, says, last night you asserted, in a crowded
- assembly, that woman could achieve success in any path trodden by man.
- I come to you for truth. Speak, mother! did you speak those words? is
- rumor true?
-
- _Mrs. D._ I did say so, _Florence._
-
- _Florence_ (_lightly_). Then, my good mother, you will be delighted
- to hear that your daughter has chosen the profession in which she hopes
- to win fame. I want to be a lawyer.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Lor sakes!
-
- _Mrs. D._ Florence, you are trifling with a serious matter.
-
- _Florence._ Yes, 'tis a serious matter. But I feel that in that
- profession I can win success. "Gentlemen of the jury, I stand before
- you to plead the cause of a young girl, who needs all your sympathy.
- She was the idol of fond parents; but, alas! her mother died: her
- father took to his side a second bride, and she was neglected. Not
- content with this, on his death-bed the father cut her off from any
- share of his wealth, and left to the mercy of her step-mother."
-
- _Mrs. D._ Florence, what means this?
-
- _Florence._ "Gentlemen of the jury, can you ask? Beneath this roof is
- one who is entitled to all the benefits of wealth and education; but
- she is made a drudge: while she who should rear her tenderly sees not
- the oppressed in her own home, but seeks abroad that labor for the
- improvement of the condition of motherless girls which should be
- commenced beneath her own roof."
-
- _Mrs. D._ Florence, are you serious, or are you crazy?
-
- _Mrs. H._ Not a bit of it, Hannah Merria (kee).
-
- _Florence._ Only practising, mother. (_Enter_ RHODA, R.)
-
- _Rhoda._ Mrs. Duplex, champion of our sex, I want to be an actor!
-
- _Mrs. D._ An actress, you mean.
-
- _Rhoda._ No, an actor. Richard the Third, Richelieu, Macbeth, are
- the characters I would play. They are manly. If man can excel in them,
- so can woman. Have you not said we could win success—
-
- _Mrs. D._ Silence! Don't let me hear that word again.
-
- _Rhoda._ Yes: let me tread the boards as Macbeth.
-
- "Is this a dagger which I see before me?"
-
- _Mrs. H._ (Kee.) That young one's loony too.
-
- _Rhoda._ Or as Richelieu.
-
- "In the lexicon of youth, which Fate preserves for a bright manhood,
- There's no such word as fail!"
-
- _Mrs. H._ (Kee.) Mad as a March hare!
-
- _Rhoda._ Or as Richard.
-
- "Off with his head! So much for Buckingham."
-
- _Mrs. H._ Land sakes! that would be too much for him.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Enough of this, Rhoda Dendron. I do not care to be made
- the butt of your amusement. We can dispense with your company. (_Enter_
- POLLIE, R.)
-
- _Pollie._ Mrs. Duplex, champion of your sex, I have chosen my
- profession. I will be a general in the army.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Pollie Nay!
-
- _Pollie._ A glorious life, at the head of a host, charging upon the
- foe. "Up and at them!"
-
- "Charge, Chester, charge! On, Stanley, on!"
-
- _Mrs. D._ Silence! Florence, what does all this mean? Gracious
- goodness! whom have we here? (_Enter_ MAGGIE, L., _with a rough
- pea-jacket and a tarpaulin hat added to her costume_.)
-
- _Mrs. D._ Maggie, what does this mean?
-
- _Maggie._ If ye plaze, missus, they towld me nixt door that all the
- women-folks was a-goin' to step into the men's places; and so I thought
- I'd jist give warnin', and take mesilf to the say, for me own Teddy is
- a sailor, and I might climb the sails, and pull the ropes, and haul in
- a jib, till I larnt the way, if ye plaze.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Why, Maggie, I'm astounded to think you should listen to
- such nonsense.
-
- _Maggie._ Sure, 'twas Bridget Daly, nixt door, that heard yez own
- silf talk last night, and towld me. (_Enter_ KATIE, R., _with a large
- military hat on her head, a gun on her shoulder_.)
-
- _Maggie._ Oh, murther! Here's Kate wid a gun!
-
- _All._ A gun! (KATIE _comes_, C.)
-
- _Pollie_ (R.). Oh, dear! put it the other way! (KATIE _turns to_
- R.)
-
- _Rhoda._ (L.) No, no! the other way!
-
- _Mrs. H._ Lord-a-mercy! she'll blow all our brains out! (_Gets
- behind lounge._)
-
- _Florence._ Put down that gun, Katie. (KATIE _takes it from her
- shoulder_.)
-
- (POLLIE _and_ RHODA _scream, and jump up in chairs_,
- R.; MRS. DUPLEX _gets behind easy-chair_; MAGGIE _jumps upon
- lounge; and all cry, "Drop it!" "It's loaded!" "Take it away!"
- "Call somebody!"_) _Florence_ (_takes the gun, and lays it upon the
- floor_).
-
- You can descend in safety, girls. (_All get down._)
-
- _Mrs. D._ Now, Katie, what does this mean?
-
- _Katie._ If ye plaze, Mrs. Duplex, I thought, bein' the good time
- that's comin' was come, and the women-folks was a goin' to rule, and
- the men-folks do the housework, I'd give warnin', if you plaze.
- (_Stoops, and picks up the gun. All scream, and renew their old
- positions on chairs, behind chair and lounge, as before; repeat cries,
- "Put it down" &c._)
-
- _Florence._ Don't be alarmed: it's not loaded. (_All quiet again._)
-
- _Mrs. D._ Well, it's about time an end was put to this nonsense.
- You have picked up one of my remarks last night for the purpose of
- laughing at me, or—
-
- _Florence._ Teaching a lesson, mother.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Well, I acknowledge my remarks were a little wild, and am
- prepared to pay the penance. What shall it be? You seem to have been
- the manager of the remarkable scene. Speak.
-
- _Florence._ Mother, I want to take Carrie back with me when I return
- to school.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Bless my soul! what do you think I found in your father's
- desk to-day? Something that looks, for all the world, like a will. Here
- it is. (_Gives paper to_ MRS. D.)
-
- _Mrs. D._ A will! (_Opening it._) And of a later date than the one
- in my possession. (_Reads._) "To be equally divided between my dear
- wife, and my beloved daughter Caroline." Indeed! This must be seen to.
-
- _Florence._ Ah! then Carrie is not penniless, after all.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Florence, how can you speak so? Never, while I live.
- Where is the dear child?
-
- _Mrs. H._ Shouldn't wonder if she was sweepin' off the steps.
- (_Enter_ CAROLINE, R.)
-
- _Caroline._ The reception-room is in order, madam.
-
- _Mrs. D._ Caroline, my dear child, I think your experience in
- house-affairs has been sufficient for the present. You will go with my
- daughter to Rushly Seminary on her return. I shall look after my house
- myself hereafter.
-
- _Mrs. H._ Lor' sakes, Hannah Merria, are you coming to your senses?
-
- _Mrs. D._ I hope I have never been bereft of them.
-
- _Florence._ And the Reform Club, mother—
-
- _Mrs. D._ Shall still have my hearty support; but no more public
- speeches for the present, for my house needs putting in order; and you
- have reminded me of that which I had almost forgotten, that a woman's
- first duty is to her home.
-
- _Katie._ Faith, ma'am, if there's to be a misthress, I'll sthay,
- if yez plaze.
-
- _Maggie._ An' mesilf, too, missus, by your lave.
-
- _Florence._ There, mother, the storm's over; so let's hear no more of
- "woman's rights."
-
- _Rhoda._ And I can't be a butcher!
-
- _Pollie._ Nor I an auc-sh-sh-shuneer. It's too bad!
-
- _Mrs. D._ So there has been masquerading here.
-
- _Florence._ For which I alone am to blame. Mother, we are wild girls,
- and good subjects for missionary work. Set the Female Reform Club a
- good example by commencing its work in your own neighborhood, and
- reform us.
-
- _Mrs. D._ There is certainly a large field of labor here for me;
- and I shall set about the work at once. But what will the officers of
- the club say?
-
- _Mrs. H._ (Kee.) That you've backslid, Hannah Merria.
-
- _Florence._ If they are honest and earnest, they will say that she
- who to the welfare of her family first gives her heart, is a stanch
- friend to progress. In that realm she is queen, and they who bend
- beneath her loving sway, freely acknowledge her, in that grand sphere,
- the Champion of her Sex.
-
- _Situations._
-
- CAROLINE. FLORENCE.
- RHODA. MRS. D.
- POLLIE. MRS. H.
- KATIE. MAGGIE.
- R. L.
-
- _Curtain._
-
-
-
-
- THE VISIONS OF FREEDOM.
-
-
- A NATIONAL ALLEGORY.
-
-
- CHARACTERS.
-
- GLORIA, Goddess of Freedom.
- RUBINA, her Counsellor of War.
- SERENA, her Counsellor of Peace.
- QUEEN MAB of Dreamland.
- DROWSA, OBLIVIA, SOMNA, SOOTHA, Dream-Spirits.
- ART, INDUSTRY, MUSIC, PLENTY, SERENA'S Attendants.
- REVENGE, DISCORD, CRUELTY, HATRED, RUBINA'S Attendants.
-
- _Action supposed to have occurred in Dreamland. Green bank_, C.
- _Behind this a small platform about six inches high; chorus
- seated_ R. _and_ L. _of stage_.
-
- _Opening Chorus; air, "The Quiet Night."_
-
- Slumber o'er earth is sending
- Its realm of sweet repose:
- The stream of life, rest-tending,
- In peace through Dreamland flows;
- Where waiting and caressing,
- With varied visions blessing,
- Dream spirits vigils keep;
- Dream spirits vigils keep;
- Their vigils keep, their vigils keep.
-
- (_As the chorus closes, enter_ R., DROWSA _and_ OBLIVIA; L., SOMNA
- _and_ SOOTHA; _then_ R., QUEEN MAB, _who stands_ C.)
-
- _Q. Mab._ Spirits of Dreamland, once again we meet,
- Our round of nightly revel to repeat.
- O'er earth, when locked in sleep's warm, close embrace,
- Since time began, the genius of our race
- Has had the power fearlessly to sway
- The visionary sceptre all obey.
- The mighty monarch, who, with tyrant frown,
- Upholds the burden of his weighty crown;
- The fierce-browed warrior who relentless slays,
- And, bathed in blood, his vows to Moloch pays;
- Haughty and lowly, powerful and weak,—
- Under mysterious spells our guidance seek.
- Sweet sister spirits, Dreamland opens wide;
- Yet justice guards it well on every side.
- Over the pure we rosy visions throw:
- Around the base a sea of troubles flow.
- Ere forth you glide to ply your happy arts,
- Your queen would learn the secrets of your hearts;
- Who hie to sport, with mischievous intent,
- And who on graver ministries are bent.
-
- _Sootha._ I've an old miser under watchful care,
- With sordid soul, of generous impulse bare;
- Who nightly feasts, with avaricious eyes,
- Where treasured gold in rare profusion lies;
- Who revels o'er his fast-increasing store,
- Chuckles with glee, yet wistful sighs for more;
- Starvation's image, in a den so bare,
- It seems a fit abode for dark despair.
- Into his sleep I glide, disturb his rest,
- Rattle his treasure, till, with fear possessed,
- As frightful visions thick and thicker press,
- He trembling wakes, his idol to caress.
-
- _Oblivia._ Fair queen, a toiling student I enchain,
- And with my art refresh his weary brain:
- Up wisdom's heights I lead him by the hand,
- And show him visions of the promised land;
- Fair fields of learning spread before his gaze,
- For him the realm of science set ablaze,
- Ope Fame's grand temple, Honor's scroll unroll,
- And tell the triumphs of the trusting soul,
- Till hope re-animates the wasting fire
- With earnest zeal and conquering desire.
-
- _Somna._ I guard a trusting maiden, young and fair,
- Whom Love has tangled in his silken snare;
- Spread rosy dreams amid her sleeping hours,
- And lead her captive through a land of flowers;
- Adorn her hero with true manly pride,
- And of the future ope the portal wide,
- While smiles of pleasure o'er her sweet face creep,
- And blissful words betray her secret deep.
- With rare delight her day-dreams I repeat,
- And make her young life's round of love complete.
-
- _Drowsa._ Oh, I've a task, fair queen, will love secure.
- Last night I visited with visions pure
- A weary mother, who, for many a day,
- Watched o'er the cradle where her dear babe lay
- Wasting with fever, till the unseen Hand
- Took it in kindness to a better land.
- Long has she mourned its loss, with wakeful eyes,
- Fast-falling tears, low, sad, and bitter cries.
- Last night she slept; and then, in vision's charms,
- I crept, and laid her babe within her arms.
- Content she rested, with a smile so sweet,
- I go to-night this comfort to repeat.
-
- _Q. Mab._ Your zeal, industrious spirits, we applaud:
- Your chosen missions meet with full accord;
- Yet for this night we have a task so grand,
- Your queen would all your energies command.
-
- _Somna._ We wait your pleasure,
-
- _Oblivia._ All our arts employ;
-
- _Drowsa._ Set us what tasks you will,
-
- _Sootha._ We'll serve with joy.
-
- _Q. Mab._ Thanks, sisters! To our confidence draw near,
- And list our secret with attentive ear.
- Freedom's fair goddess, Gloria, in doubt,
- Her fair Republic, restless roams about,
- Seeking a talisman to life prolong,
- And make her youthful charge wax brave and strong.
- Close at her side Rubina, crafty maid,
- Whose fire-lit eyes gloat over war's dread trade,
- Plies her bold speech, unchecked by fear of frown,
- Counselling deeds of conquest and renown;
- While calm Serena, long to Peace allied,
- Whose gentle influence stretches far and wide,
- Recounts the glories of a land at rest,
- With sterling Industry's rich harvests blest.
- Wavering betwixt the gentle and the bold,
- By turns rebellious, and by turns controlled,
- Poor Gloria wanders long, in dire distress
- Which counsellor to choose her realm to bless.
- Old custom gives to us prophetic power
- To guide by vision in the trying hour.
- And so to-night, o'er Gloria's doubting heart,
- Fair sister spirits, we will ply our art,
- Lure her to Dreamland, and in phantom light
- Illume her path, and guide her to the right.
- Stand close! she comes! the light winds bear along
- The martial burden of her triumph song.
-
- [_Retire, and form behind bank._
-
- _Chorus; air, "Love of Country."_
-
- Blest is the land where Freedom rears,
- 'Neath heaven's blue, arching dome,
- For labor's sons of every clime,
- Her proud and happy home.
- Beyond the reach of tyrant rule,
- Free are the hands we raise:
- Onward we move, with joyous song
- Of thankfulness and praise.
- Blest is the land, &c.
-
- (_Enter_ L., GLORIA, _attended by_ RUBINA _and_ SERENA,
- _followed by_ ATTENDANTS.)
-
- C. GLORIA.
- R. RUBINA. SERENA, L.
- ATTENDANTS. ATTENDANTS.
-
- _Gloria._ Yes, mine, all mine, this bounteous land,
- So rich in varied blessings that command
- Homage from all. The mighty of the earth
- Must stoop to thee, O land of lowly birth!
- Thy mountains rise in majesty and pride;
- In royal state thy valleys open wide;
- Thy broad, expansive waters, spreading free,
- Embrace the bosom of the mother sea;
- Out of a fruitful earth thy harvests rise;
- Out leaps the golden ore with glad surprise;
- Over thy broad domains, with ceaseless hum,
- Labor's grand armies ever conquering come;
- While rare Invention opes its secret heart,
- And Genius rears its monumental art.
- O land of promise! Gloria's inmost prayer
- Could ask no more than thy fair fate to share.
- Sweet counsellors, let Wisdom quick contrive
- Some plan this happy state to keep alive.
-
- _Rubina._ A nation's life, fair mistress, action craves;
- Cold, sluggish apathy the blood enslaves.
- Renown's the rock on which to rear a state;
- Rubina's counsel is for conquest straight.
-
- _Gloria._ Conquest, Rubina! Thine's a sorry jest.
- We have no quarrels: friends with all we rest.
-
- _Rubina._ Ay: but to win renown, with fair excuse,
- Strike at the shadow of some old abuse
- Among our neighbors; or, with slight parade
- Of justice, boldly on their borders raid.
- Quick to revenge, their warlike hearts upspring:
- "To arms! to arms!" they cry. Their weapons ring;
- On us they march, a fast-increasing band,
- Till in the confines of our realm they stand.
- "Quick! to repel invasion!" then our cry;
- Alarming signals flash out fierce and high;
- From east and west, from north and south, outpour
- The sons of Freedom, in their strength secure;
- Drive back the foe, in turn invade their fold,
- Until their fate victoriously we hold.
-
- _Gloria._ And then—
-
- _Rubina._ And then boldly for ransom claim
- A portion of their realm in Freedom's name.
-
- _Gloria._ What says Serena?
-
- _Serena._ 'Tis a crafty plot,
- And full of wickedness. I like it not.
- Freedom's a name too sacred to infold
- A hungering appetite for greed and gold.
- What conquest gains is ne'er enriched by toil;
- Ensanguined earth is but a sterile soil.
- Rubina's counsel, and her bold device,
- Would purchase glory at a bloody price.
-
- _Rubina._ Serena, pause! thou hast no right to frown,
- With thy cold-hearted words, my counsel down.
- No crafty plot I weave to bring disgrace,
- But lofty plans to glorify the race.
- Let War once set his standard in the field,
- With strength and valor blazoned on his shield,
- The roar of cannon, and the clash of steel,
- Shall glad the nation with triumphant peal,
- And strong and mighty conquerers enroll
- Heroic deeds on her historic scroll.
-
- _Serena._ While o'er the land the blood of her dear sons—
- Conquest's sad recompense—in horror runs.
- Forbear, Rubina! Gracious mistress, might
- Should ever wield its strong arm for the right.
- Let not Rubina's counsel carry weight,
- Lest angry discord rend your lofty state.
-
- _Rubina._ Insult again—
-
- _Gloria._ Nay, nay, Rubina. Pause:
- Thou hast had ample time to urge thy cause.
- With patience curb a while thy fiery mood;
- We'll ponder well thy influence for good.
- Speak thou, Serena. Canst thou find release
- For our perplexity in ways of peace?
-
- _Serena._ Ay, peace, fair mistress, is the fount of health,
- Whence flow the streams of happiness and wealth
- That bless a nation. In its waters fair,
- Drowned are the pangs of life-corroding care;
- Cheered and refreshed is duty's faithful heart,
- In labor's trials strong to take its part.
- O happy Gloria! o'er this blest domain,
- With Peace thy minister, forever reign.
- Its power can bless thy state with bright renown,
- And deck with radiant gems thy royal crown.
- Let not bold War thy quiet glades invade,
- To ruthless revel in thy marts of trade,
- Affront thy people with its thundering peal,
- And grind the harvests 'neath its iron heel.
- For Peace is mighty to achieve all ends,
- And highest good with grandest triumph blends.
-
- _Rubina._ Ignoble Toil, Serena, grovels low,
- And on the race no glory can bestow.
-
- _Serena._ Toil is the power that tears the rock away,
- And brings rare jewels to the light of day.
-
- _Rubina._ 'Tis base!
-
- _Serena._ 'Tis noble!
-
- _Gloria._ Silence, I entreat!
- Counsel is vain when angry passions meet.
- In patience we have heard: in patience wait,
- Till we have pondered on this strange debate,
- And made our choice. Anon we'll make it known.
- Await our pleasure. We would be alone.
-
- (_Repeat chorus, "Blest is the land," &c., and
- march off_ R., RUBINA _and_ ATTENDANTS; L., SERENA _and_
- ATTENDANTS. GLORIA _sits on bank_.)
-
- _Gloria._ O doubting heart! the battle to repeat,
- Within thy depths Content and Conquest meet.
- Upon the field where Conscience sits enthroned,
- One must be victor crowned, and one disowned.
- When Wisdom all its arguments hath plied,
- Thou, judge impartial, must the case decide.
- Upon thy fiat hangs a nation's fate:
- Give me the power to make my people great.
-
- _Song; air, "Oh, come ye into the summer woods:"_
- QUEEN MAB _and_ DREAM-SPIRITS.
-
- Oh, sink you into soft slumber's arms!
- There dwelleth no annoy;
- There freely rove the Dreamland sprites,
- And sweet rest is full of joy.
-
- _Gloria_ (_slowly sinks to rest, speaking softly,
- with closed eyes_).
-
- Soft, drowsy spirits o'er my senses creep,
- And bear me captive to the realm of sleep.
-
- _Song continued._
-
- We'll spread for you, in phantom light,
- That plainly you may know,
- The woes of dreadful warfare,
- The joys from peace that flow.
- Oh! sink you, &c.
-
- _QUEEN MAB (comes front of bank, and kneels;
- SOMNA and OBLIVIA come down R.; DROWSA and SOOTHA, L.)._
-
- Ay, sink to sleep, fair goddess. Healthy rest
- From weighty care shall ease thy troubled breast;
- Prophetic visions o'er thy senses roll,
- To guide to just result thy struggling soul.
- Rubina comes with treason in her tread,
- To crafty acts by false ambition led.
-
- (_Enter_ RUBINA, R. _She passes behind bank, and
- stands_ C., _looking down at_ GLORIA. _Then enter_ R., CRUELTY
- _and_ HATRED, _who pass to_ L.; DISCORD _and_ REVENGE, _who stand_
- R.)
-
- RUBINA.
- GLORIA, _on bank_.
- QUEEN MAB, _kneeling_.
- R. DISCORD. HATRED. L.
- SOMNA. SOOTHA.
- REVENGE. CRUELTY.
- OBLIVIA. DROWSA.
-
- _Rubina._ In fetters bound all powerless she lies,
- The mighty goddess who all earth defies,
- The slave of sleep. Relinquished the command
- Which sways the fortune of her chosen land.
- The gleaming crown on her majestic brow
- But serves as symbol of her bondage now.
- Should I but snatch it from her pillowed head,
- Rubina rules, and Freedom's host is led
- Instant to conquest. 'Tis a glorious aim.
- Speak, you who wait: have I your free acclaim?
-
- _Discord._ Quick! snatch the crown, and I will hie away
- To boldly with the meaner passions play;
- Quicken your hosts with feverish desire,
- With love of anarchy their bosoms fire.
- Pause not, but on the instant power assume!
- Discord will go before, and cry, "Make room!"
-
- _Cruelty._ Ay, wear the crown. Let war defiant move;
- Let me 'mid soft and tender passions rove,
- Crushing and slaying, turning all to steel,
- Forged in the flame of fierce and bitter zeal.
- Allegiance to thee, Cruelty will give;
- Under thy triumphs will she grandly live.
-
- _Hatred._ Usurp the regal state, and I am free
- War's stanch and sturdy champion to be.
- Warm blood I quicken with a thirsty hate,
- That nought but anarchy can satiate.
- Unto thy crown I full allegiance lend;
- Hatred by thee will ever stand as friend.
-
- _Revenge._ Success to treason! At thy feet I lay
- My fond allegiance. Bid me quick array
- The fiercest passions. I will straightway prove
- My bold endeavor worthy of thy love.
- War is my idol; at its luring call
- Revenge is quick, and sure to conquer all.
-
- _Rubina._ O glorious spirits! what you free accord,
- This grateful heart shall bless with rich reward.
- Success is certain: I'll no longer pause,
- But raise aloft the standard of our cause.
-
- (_Takes crown from_ GLORIA'S _head_.)
-
- The crown is mine. Rise, War, in triumph now;
- Gloria's rare diadem is on my brow!
-
- TABLEAU. _The crowning of War._
-
- HATRED. RUBINA. DISCORD.
- GLORIA, _on bank_.
- R. SOMNA. QUEEN MAB. SOOTHA. L.
- REVENGE. CRUELTY.
- OBLIVIA. DROWSA.
-
- _A chord._ RUBINA _places crown on her head;
- stands with her hands raised to the crown_. GLORIA _starts up,
- resting on one hand, her other hand raised to her brow, terror in
- her eyes_. QUEEN MAB _on her knees in front of bank, her hands
- clasped, resting in her lap, head thrown back_. SOMNA, R., _and_
- SOOTHA, L., _in line with_ QUEEN MAB, _crouch each with one hand on
- her shoulder, the other outstretched, as though warding off
- danger_. HATRED _and_ DISCORD _run_ R. _and_ L. _of_ RUBINA; _each
- has hand on her waist, the other raised in triumph_. DROWSA _falls
- at the feet of_ CRUELTY, L., _her back to audience, her hands
- raised and clasped_. CRUELTY _looks down at her with right hand
- raised and clenched, as though about to strike_. OBLIVIA _falls at
- the feet of_ REVENGE, R., _with outstretched arms, facing
- audience_; REVENGE _seizes her hands, bends her back, and looks
- into her face. Expressions of terror on the faces of_ DREAM-SPIRITS
- _and_ GLORIA; _triumph in those of_ RUBINA _and her_ ATTENDANTS.
- _Soft music until the attention of the audience is fastened on the
- picture, then_,—
-
- _Chorus; air, "Soldier's Chorus."_
-
- Glory and fame for the free and bold!
- War's red banner let heroes unfold,
- Boldly advancing to win renown,
- Ay, eager to fight, and ready to guard Rubina's crown.
-
- _Semi-chorus._
-
- Who lack courage to dare in the front of fight,
- With conquest before, and the foe in sight?
-
- _Semi-chorus._
-
- Who would falter or turn when glory and fame
- Their bright laurels press, and with victory bless,
- In War's mighty name?
-
- _Chorus._
-
- Glory and fame, &c.
-
- _Rubina._ Up and away! the tocsin sounds afar;
- The land of freedom is the realm of war.
-
- (_Repeat chorus, "Glory and Fame," &c., and exit_
- R., RUBINA, _followed by_ REVENGE, HATRED, DISCORD, _and_ CRUELTY.
- _As the music ceases_, QUEEN MAB _and the_ DREAM-SPIRITS _resume
- their places at back of bank_.)
-
- _Gloria._ Rubina false, and I, by sleep possessed,
- Powerless to rise my rightful crown to wrest!
-
- _Queen Mab._ Now, fair Serena, let thy loyal heart,
- The treasures of its secret depths impart.
- Sisters, the spell prolong with slumber's chain;
- Bind the fair goddess to her dreams again.
-
- _Song_: QUEEN MAB _and_ DREAM-SPIRITS; _air, "The
- Image of the Rose."_
-
- Come, Sleep, on drowsy pinions flying,
- Fair Gloria lull to sweet repose.
- The land of dreams around her lying,
- To charm her senses, brightly glows.
- There peaceful visions, soft, entrancing,
- In changeful measures sport and play.
- Sleep, by thy magic power advancing,
- Within thy arms bear her away.
- Magical sleep, bear her, bear her, oh, bear her away!
-
- _As the song proceeds, the_ DREAM-SPIRITS _and_
- QUEEN MAB _slowly exeunt_, R. SERENA, _and_ ATTENDANTS, MUSIC,
- _with a lyre_; INDUSTRY, _with a distaff_; PLENTY, _with a horn of
- plenty; and_ ART, _with a palette and brushes,—appear_, L., _when
- the music ceases_. SERENA _stands_ C., _looking down at_ GLORIA;
- _her_ ATTENDANTS L. _The implements carried by the_ ATTENDANTS
- _should be made of flowers, if possible_.
-
- _Bank._
- SERENA.
- R. L. ATTENDANTS.
-
- _Serena._ Genius of Freedom, in thy visions bless
- Serena's faithful heart with warm caress.
- Let not vain Conquest flatter and deceive:
- Bid restful Peace at once thy doubts relieve.
- Bending in homage to thy royal sway,
- Strong to achieve, and zealous to obey,
- She sues for favor: bid her journey wide,
- Prosperity to sow on every side.
- She pleads in love: receive her earnest prayer,
- And of thy love bestow a generous share.
-
- _Industry._ Hear her, great goddess: ready to inthrall
- True-hearted worth, I wait her cheery call.
- With brain and muscle ceaselessly I play,
- Opening new harvests to the light of day.
- Contentment, life's warm, sweet, and better part,
- Industry thrones in Labor's thrifty heart.
-
- _Plenty._ List to her prayer, O Gloria! All elate
- To fill the treasure-house of wealth I wait;
- At her command, the harvest shall outpour,
- To deck thy chosen land from shore to shore.
- Warmed in the love-light of her peaceful eyes,
- Plenty, fruit-freighted, shall luxurious rise.
-
- _Art._ Grant her fond wish, fair goddess, and I twine
- Into thy reign, with rare and grand design,
- All that pen, brush, and chisel can achieve,
- Thy weighty cares to lighten and relieve.
- Gigantic Genius bends a willing knee,
- When Art, by Peace, to triumph is set free.
-
- _Music._ Hear her, fair goddess, and I joyous soar,
- Pæans of thankfulness and praise to pour
- In bounteous song. Thy proud and happy reign
- Shall be the burden of my glad refrain.
- Religion's anthems swell with large increase
- When Music rises at the call of Peace.
-
- _Serena._ Dost hear, my mistress? All the Graces meet
- In my behalf, thy favor to entreat.
- Grant me thy love, and beautiful and grand
- Shall be the labors of this gifted band.
-
- (_Enter_ RUBINA, R., _and her_ ATTENDANTS.)
-
- _Rubina._ Thou suest for love, Serena, all too late:
- Gloria has parted with her high estate.
- I sued for power, defied the royal frown,
- Played with bold hand, and won the regal crown.
-
- _Serena._ The crown upon thy head! Oh, bitter woe
- O'er a fair land relentlessly shall flow!
- Must I relinquish all my dreams of bliss?
- Do I deserve such recompense as this?
-
- _Rubina._ Check thy bold speech, Serena. Get thee hence!
- Thy piteous pleading is a rash offence
- Against our state.
-
- _Serena._ Rash Rubina, hold!
- Peace by thy sway can never be controlled.
- Thou hast usurped the guidance of a race
- Who shrink in terror from thy brazen face.
- Thou hast with treachery obtained a crown;
- Serena quails not at a wicked frown.
- Traitress—
-
- _Rubina._ Defied by thee! At once away!
- Rubina rules, and can relentless slay.
- Thy power is crushed: Serena now must cease
- The fickle glow of enervating peace.
- With all the sprites that compass thee about,
- From Freedom's realms I boldly drive thee out.
- War's mighty reign begins—
-
- (GLORIA _rises quickly, steps between, and snatches the
- crown from_ RUBINA'S _head_.)
-
- _Gloria._ False one, 'tis o'er!
- Flaunt thy fierce mien in our domain no more.
- Thy rude assaults of recklessness and pride,
- Fame, glory, and renown, in scorn deride.
- Thou hast no charms the noble to inthrall;
- No knightly hearts obey thy martial call
- When Conquest beckons. Here, within the realm,
- Be thou content to treason overwhelm
- With mighty force. Fate binds thee to our side;
- Henceforth thou watchful guard, and we will guide.
-
- (_Waves her hand_; RUBINA _and her_ ATTENDANTS
- _retire to back of stage_, L.; GLORIA _passes behind bank, and
- stands_.)
-
- By vision hath our sleep been girt about,
- And happy wake we, free from anxious doubt.
- Our choice 'twixt War and Peace we here reveal,
- And stamp the fiat with our royal seal.
- Approach, Serena! Love thou dost desire.
-
- (SERENA _stands near_ C.)
-
- Thou hast all charms affection to inspire,—
- Heart warm with honesty and generous zeal;
- Brain strong to contrive, and mighty to reveal;
- Soul full of teeming virtues. All outflow,
- Blessings of peace and love to free bestow.
- Henceforth to guide us by thy loving arts,
- We crown thee sovereign in our heart of hearts.
-
- _TABLEAU. The crowning of Peace._
-
- DREAM-SPIRITS. ATTENDANTS.
- QUEEN MAB. RUBINA.
- GLORIA.
- _Bank._
- INDUSTRY. SERENA. ART.
- R. PLENTY. MUSIC, L.
-
- SERENA _sits on bank_, C., _facing audience,
- hands folded across her breast_. GLORIA _stands behind her, placing
- the crown upon her head_; INDUSTRY R. _of_ SERENA, _seated on bank,
- facing_ R., _distaff in her left hand resting against shoulder_;
- ART _in the same position_ L. _of_ SERENA, _facing_ L., _with
- palette in her left hand_; MUSIC _kneeling in front of_ ART,
- _facing audience, playing upon lyre_; PLENTY _kneeling on right
- knee, front of_ INDUSTRY, _outpouring her horn of plenty_; RUBINA
- L., _back, with her_ ATTENDANTS _grouped behind her_. QUEEN MAB
- _enters_ R., _with her_ DREAM-SPIRITS, _and group_ R., _back.
- Appropriate music: then chorus; air, Eichberg's "National Hymn."_
-
- On thee, O Freedom, grand and great!
- In confidence we lean,
- Our land to bless, with fond caress
- Of happiness serene.
- To hail thy crowning, gentle Peace,
- Let music joyous soar;
- While harvests wave, and blessings lave
- Thy realm from shore to shore.
-
- _Repeat._ _Curtain._
-
- NOTE.—All the tunes used in this allegory, with
- the single
- exception of Eichberg's "National Hymn" (which is published
- in sheet-form), are from "The Grammar School Chorus," which
- furnished the tunes for "The Revolt of the Bees," "The War
- of the Roses," and "Lightheart's Pilgrimage," by the same
- author. Published by O. Ditson & Co., and sold by Lee &
- Shepard, Boston. Price $1.00.
-
-
-
-
- THE MERRY CHRISTMAS
- OF THE
- OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE.
-
-
- CHARACTERS.
-
- THE OLD WOMAN who lived in a Shoe.
- SANTA CLAUS, disguised as a Beggar.
- Ten or twelve CHILDREN, Boys and Girls of various ages.
-
- SCENE.—_The exterior of "Copper Toe Shoe House,"
- which is set at back of platform._
-
- _Chorus (invisible); air, "Revolutionary Tea"_ (p. 194,
- "Golden Wreath").
-
- There was an old woman who lived in a shoe;
- Of children she had a score:
- So many had she, to know what to do
- Was a question which puzzled her sore.
-
- (_Head of_ CHILD _appears at 1_.)
-
- To some she gave broth without any bread;
- But never contented were they,
- Till she whipped them all soundly, and put them to bed,
-
- And then very happy were they,
- And then very happy were they.
-
- (_Head appears at 2._)
-
- "Now, mother, dear mother," the young ones would cry,
- As they dropped off with a nod,
- "To train up a child in the way to go,
- O mother, dear, ne'er spare the rod.
-
- (CHILD'S _head appears at 3_.)
-
- For broth without bread is a watery waste;
- And never contented are we,
- Till with your good stick it is thickened to taste;
-
- (_Three heads appear at 4._)
-
- And then, oh, how happy are we!
- And then, oh, how happy are we!"
-
- _Enter_ OLD WOMAN, R. _Her costume, bodice, quilted petticoat,
- sugar-loaf hat, high-heeled shoes, and cane._
-
- _O. W._ Aha! (_Heads disappear quick._)
- Good gracious! can't I leave the house a minute,
- But what a head's at every window in it?
- Don't let me see the tip of a single nose;
- For, if you do, we'll surely come to blows.
- Poor dears! they want the air. Well, that is cheap
- And strengthening; for they live on air and sleep.
- Food is so high, and work is so unstiddy,
- Life's really wearing on this poor old widdy.
-
-[Illustration: FRONT VIEW OF COPPER TOE SHOE HOUSE.]
-
- 1. Split in the Heel.
- 2. Patch on the best Corn.
- 3. Copper Toe.
- 4. Lookout, or Observatory at top of House.
-
- (_Heads appear, one after the other, as before._)
-
- Ah me! here's good old Christmas come again.
- How can I join in the triumphant strain
- Which moves all hearts? I am so old and poor,
- With none to aid me from their generous store.
-
- CHILD _at 1_. Mother, I want a drum.
-
- CHILD _at 2_. I want a doll!
-
- CHILD _at 3_. Gimme a sword!
-
- _Three_ CHILDREN _at 4_. Got presents for us all?
-
- _O. W._ Aha! (_Heads disappear quick._)
- Poor dears! if with the will I had the power,
- The choicest Christmas gifts should on them shower.
-
- _Song_: OLD WOMAN; _air, "Comin' through the Rye."_
-
- If a widdy's with her biddies,
- Living in a shoe,
- If a widdy's work unstiddies,
- What'll widdy do?
-
- (_Heads appear as before._)
-
- Every mother loves her biddies;
- Many a one have I;
- But where get gifts to fill their fists,
- When I've no gold to buy?
-
- Aha! (_Heads disappear quick._)
-
- There is a sprite oft comes this night,
- Whom children love full well;
- But what's his name, and where's his hame,
- He does not always tell.
-
- (_Heads appear as before._)
-
- Lads and lassies know good Santa,
- With presents not a few;
- Would he were here, my chicks to cheer,
- Living in a shoe!
-
- Aha! (_Heads disappear._)
- Well, I'll get in, and make the children warm.
- Tucked in their beds, they're always safe from harm.
- And in their dreams, perhaps, such gifts will rise
- As wakeful, wretched poverty denies.
-
- (_Disappears behind shoe._)
-
- _Enter cautiously_, R., SANTA CLAUS; _his fabled
- dress is hidden by a long domino, or "waterproof;" he has, swung
- about his neck, a tin kitchen, on which he grinds an imaginary
- accompaniment to his song_.
-
- _Santa._ "You'd scarce expect one of my age"—
- For gray hair is the symbol of the sage—
- To play at "hide-and-seek," to your surprise.
- Here's honest Santa Claus, in rough disguise.
- But 'tis all right, as I will quick explain,
- For I've a mystic project "on the brain."
- I've dropped down chimneys all this blessed night,
- Where warmth and comfort join to give delight;
- I've filled the stockings of the merry elves,
- Who, to fond parents, are rich gifts themselves;
- And now I've come, resolved to make a show
- In that old mansion with the copper toe,
- Where dwells a dame, with children great and small,
- Enough to stock a school, or crowd a hall.
- If they are worthy of our kind regard,
- Christmas shall bring to them a rich reward.
- So I have donned for once a meaner dress,
- To personate a beggar in distress.
- If to my wants they lend a listening ear,
- The rough old shoe shall glow with Christmas cheer:
- If they are rude, and turn me from the door,
- Presto! I vanish, and return no more.
-
- _Song_: SANTA CLAUS; _air_, "_Them blessed Roomatics._"
-
- My name's Johnny Schmoker, and I am no joker;
- I don't in my pockets no greenbacks perceive.
- For, what with high dressing in fashions distressing,
- I can't with a morsel my hunger relieve.
- My stomach so tender, that aches there engender;
- The whole blessed day I am crying out, "Oh!"
- Drat these grand fashions! they wakens my passions,
- A-nippin' and gnawin' my poor stomach so!
-
- (_Heads appear as before._)
-
- I've had the lumbager, dyspepsy, and ager,
- With tight-fitting veskits and pantaloons too;
- Highsterics and swimins, delirious trimins,
- St. Vestris's dance, and the tick dolly-oo.
- But not the whole gettin', one's body tight fits in,
- Is noffin' to this, which is drefful. Oh, oh!
- Drat these grand fashions! they wakens my passions,
- A-nippin' and gnawin' my poor stomach so!
-
- (_Heads disappear._)
-
- Now, there's a touching song to move the heart,
- Hark! what's that? I thought I heard them start.
-
- _Song_: CHILDREN, _outside; air, "Oh, dear, what can
- the matter be?"_
-
- Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
- Dear, dear, what can the matter be?
- Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
- Somebody's groaning out there!
- A hungry old beggar has come here to tease us,
- By grinding an organ he knows will not please us.
- He hopes it may bring him a handful of pennies,
- To buy him a loaf of brown bread.
-
- _Enter_ OLD WOMAN, _with_ CHILDREN, L., _from
- behind shoe. The largest hangs on to her skirts, the next in size
- to the largest, until they dwindle to the smallest; repeat song as
- they enter slowly, turn to_ R., _march across stage; turn to_ L.,
- _march across again; turn to_ R., _and form across stage._
-
- _O. W._ Now go away, old man. 'Tis very queer
- That you should seek to waste your sweetness here;
- For we've no money, not a cent, to pay
- For music; so you'd better up and move away.
-
- _Santa._ Alas, alas! and can you be unkind
- To one who's been by Fortune left behind;
- Who has no friend, no money, and no clo'es;
- The hunted victim of unnumbered woes?
- Good dame, I ask not money: if you please,
- A simple crust my hunger to appease.
-
- _O. W._ Good gracious! Starving! Children, do you hear?
- The old man's hungry: quickly disappear!
-
- (CHILDREN _scamper behind shoe_.)
-
- _Santa._ She drives them in. To me 'tis very clear
- Old Santa fails to find a welcome here.
-
- _O. W._ We're very poor, have fasted many a day,
- Yet from our door ne'er drove the poor away.
-
- _Song; air, "Balm of Gilead," by the_ CHILDREN,
- _who march in as before, carrying sticks, on which are stuck
- apples, potatoes, crusts of bread, turnip, carrot, "beat," &c. They
- move around the stage, singing as they pass_ SANTA; _the last time,
- pitch their potatoes, &c., into his tin kitchen. He stands_ L. _of
- stage_; OLD WOMAN, R.
-
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Down at Copper Toe Shoe.
- Cold potato—tato,
- Cold potato—tato,
- Cold pota—to,
- Down at Copper Toe Shoe.
-
- (_No interlude._)
-
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Down at Copper Toe Shoe.
- Crusts for breakfast—breakfast,
- Crusts for breakfast—breakfast,
- Crusts for break—fast,
- Down at Copper Toe Shoe.
-
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,
- Down at Copper Toe Shoe.
- Broth for supper—supper,
- Broth for supper—supper,
- Broth for sup—per,
- Down at Copper Toe Shoe.
-
- Oh, you sha'n't, &c.
-
- _Santa._ Well, well, I'm puzzled! Here's a grand surprise.
- Bless me, the tears are dropping from my eyes!
- Thank you, my children. This is quite bewitchin';
- With eatables you've nearly filled my kitchen.
- Ah, little ones! you've learned the better part.
- They are the poor who lack the kindly heart;
- And they the rich, the noble, and the high,
- Who never willing pass the sufferer by.
- Now comes my triumph. Children, speak up bright:
- What day is this?
-
- _All._ Christmas.
-
- _Little Girl._ No; 'tis Christmas night!
-
- _Santa._ That's true. Now tell me who, against the laws,
- Drops down the chimneys?
-
- _All._ Why, old Santa Claus!
-
- _Santa._ Bless me! how bright and nice these children are!
- Each eye doth sparkle like the evening star.
- Now, then, suppose I were that ancient sprite,
- What would you ask, to give you most delight?
-
- _Child 1._ I'd have a sled.
-
- _Child 2._ A doll.
-
- _Child 3._ A kite for me.
-
- _Child 4._ Something still better.
-
- _Santa._ What?
-
- _Child 4._ A Christmas tree!
-
- _All Children._ Oh, my! Good gracious! Wouldn't that be grand?
-
- _O. W._ Too grand, my chicks, for you to understand.
- Why, such a tree within our old shoe spread,
- Would from their fastenings tear out every thread;
- Make every peg to start from out its socket,
- And send the buckle flying like a rocket.
-
- _Santa._ Good, good! there's fun beneath that wrinkled phiz.
- At playing Santa Claus, let's make a biz.
- Suppose me Santa Claus. I bless you all:
- Then from my waistcoat let this oven fall,
-
- (_Takes off kitchen._)
-
- Throw off this mantle with a sudden jerk,
-
- (_Throws off disguise, and appears as_ SANTA CLAUS.)
-
- And in an instant set myself to work.
-
- _Children._ 'Tis Santa Claus!
-
- _Santa._ You're right. I am the man,
- Yours to command. I'll serve you if I can;
- For I have found, good dame, that honest worth
- Can burrow in the lowliest spot on earth;
- That sweet compassion's ne'er so poorly fed,
- But what she finds an extra crust of bread.
- Now, to reward your generous hearts, my chicks,
- Into the earth these magic seeds I sticks;
- These cabalistic words in Hebrew mutter,—
- "Ene, mene, moni, suti, sutter;"
- Presto! appear! and, glittering bright and free,
- Beams on your sight the mystic Christmas tree.
-
- (_Shoe divides, and disappears_ R. _and_ L. _Curtains at
- back open, disclosing tree._)
-
- _Song: "We'll gather round the Christmas Tree."_ SANTA CLAUS _and_
- OLD WOMAN _distribute presents to the company. Curtain falls._
-
-[Illustration:
-
- REAR VIEW OF COPPER TOE SHOE HOUSE.
-]
-
- NOTE.—This entertainment was prepared for a Sunday school's
- Christmas Eve, and was arranged as follows: A stage, fourteen feet
- square, was fitted with a "roll-up" curtain in front. Drapery was
- hung at the sides and back; a Christmas tree, filled with presents,
- was placed well back on the stage, and hidden by curtains arranged
- to separate in the middle. In front of these was placed "Copper Toe
- Shoe House." The rear view represents the frame made of wood, in two
- pieces, to separate in the middle, of the following dimensions: ten
- feet from toe to heel, five feet and one half from heel to top, four
- feet and one half across top, heel about twenty inches long, eight
- inches high. Cover front, in two separate sections, with black
- cambric; for toe, copper tinsel paper; for sole and patch, brown
- cambric; for buckle, silver tinsel paper; the patch fastened only at
- bottom. A curtain, of same material or color as back stage, should
- be hung in rear of shank, that children standing behind may not be
- seen. A settee is placed behind it, on which the children in the
- dwelling stand. 1, 2, and 3 lie upon the stage, and stick their
- heads out when required. The characters can pass between the
- curtains at back, to their places. When the tree is disclosed, all
- the characters are in front, the settee is removed, the braces
- unfastened, and, at a signal, two boys run off the shoe, and others
- draw the curtains.
-
-[Illustration:
-
- THE TOURNAMENT OF IDYLCOURT.
-]
-
-
-
-
- THE
- TOURNAMENT OF IDYLCOURT.
-
-
- AN ALLEGORY.
-
-
- CHARACTERS.
-
- JUSTICIA, Genius of Idylcourt.
- PRIMEVA, Goddess of Nature.
- MAJESTA, Guardian of the Mountains.
- LOFTIE, AERIE, Mountain-Spirits.
- FLORA, Guardian of the Fields.
- POMONA, AGRIA, Field-Spirits.
- OCEANA, Guardian of the Sea.
- SHELLIE, WAVA, Sea-Spirits.
- GENIA, Goddess of Art.
- BLENDA, Genius of Painting.
- CLASSICA, Genius of Sculpture.
- HARMONIA, Genius of Music.
- FAITH, HOPE, CHARITY, Classica's Models.
- RELIGION, PRAYER, SORROW, JOY, Blenda's Picture.
- POESIE, a wandering Maiden.
-
- SCENE.—_Idylcourt. For a school exhibition, the chorus should be
- seated right and left of an open space in the centre of the
- platform, for the speakers. There should be a raised platform, six
- or eight inches high, at the rear of this, with a dark background
- for the more effective display of tableaux._
-
- _Opening Chorus; air, "Shady Groves."_
-
- Idylcourt, in fame and beauty
- Glorious, bright thy realms appear;
- Idylcourt, in love and duty
- Willing hearts to thee draw near,
- Wise Justicia's words to hear,
- Wise Justicia's words to hear.
- Court of genius, home of beauty,
- Court of genius, home of beauty,
- Court of genius, home of beauty,
- Willing hearts to thee draw near;
- Court of genius, home of beauty,
- Court of genius, home of beauty,
- Court of genius, home of beauty,
- Willing hearts to thee draw near;
- Court of genius, love and duty
- Render homage to thy beauty,
- Render to thy beauty,
- Court of genius, love and duty.
-
- _During the singing of the Chorus, enter_, R., PRIMEVA, MAJESTA,
- FLORA, _and_ OCEANA. _Enter_ L., GENIA, CLASSICA, BLENDA,
- HARMONIA. _At the conclusion, enter_ JUSTICIA R., _and stands_ C.
- _Positions are indicated by the following diagram_:—
-
-[Illustration]
-
- JUSTICIA.
- _Chorus._ R. C. L. _Chorus._
- MAJ. CLAS.
- FLO. PRIM. GEN. HAR.
- OCEA. BLEN.
-
- _Justicia._ Welcome, fair sisters, to our regal court;
- Your tuneful measures breathe of good report;
- Twin guardian spirits of the fruitful earth,
- To glad mankind creation gave you birth.
- To you, Primeva, Nature bends in awe;
- From you, fair Genia, Art receives its law.
- Your free acclaim, upon this regal seat,
- Justicia placed, all arguments to meet
- With ear impartial; bade her voice decide,
- That blissful harmony might here abide.
- Your graceful homage, to our royal ear
- Is but the foretaste of more welcome cheer.
- You need our aid: unto our grateful heart
- Your mission's import quickly now impart.
-
- _Primeva._ Fair genius—
-
- _Genia._ Sweet Justicia—
-
- _Justicia._ Our decree,
- By courtly rule, admits no double plea.
- Be gracious, sisters.
-
- _Genia._ I was wanting grace,
- And humbly bend to give Primeva place.
-
- _Primeva._ Justicia, yonder proud and haughty sprite
- Usurps a name Primeva claims by right.
- I would have justice!
-
- _Justicia._ Art thou just to her?
- Genia usurper! 'tis a cruel slur.
- Brave, truthful speech bears no envenomed sting,
- But, like good metal, has an honest ring.
-
- _Primeva._ It was an honest truth, I dare repeat;
- I may be rough in speech, but scorn deceit.
-
- _Genia._ 'Tis true, Justicia, in a friendly way,
- I chanced to cross Primeva's path to-day,
- And held some converse with my sister sprite,
- Whose bold, free speech is often my delight.
- Our theme was conquest; and, in pleasant strife,
- Each boasted of her power o'er human life;
- And, half in jest, this boast I gayly hurled,—
- "I, Genia, am the empress of the world."
-
- _Primeva._ 'Tis false. It was no jest.
-
- _Justicia._ Primeva, cease!
- Your angry humor doth disturb our peace.
-
- _Genia._ Primeva met my jest with frowning brow,
- And angry words, so bitter in their flow,
- My jesting humor fled. We argued long
- To whom, by right, that title should belong;
- Leaving all else but this great truth behind,—
- She is the greatest who best serves mankind.
-
- _Justicia._ Who won the battle?
-
- _Genia._ That you must decide.
- By your impartial fiat we abide.
-
- _Primeva._ On this we are agreed. Justicia, hear,
- And let your judgment be both wise and clear.
- Nature's own goddess, crowned and sceptred, I
- Stand forth all meaner powers to defy.
- I rule the field, the mount, the sky, the sea:
- Who shall presume in power to rival me?
- I wave my hand; and, o'er the barren waste,
- Upspringing flowers to meet my coming haste.
- I smile: the trees, o'erburdened with their fruit,
- Bend low, with blushing cheeks, for my salute.
- I speak: the bristling hillocks, far and near,
- Present in homage many an opening ear;
- The grand old mountains, stately and serene,
- Welcome my coming, own me as their queen;
- Adown their sides I loose the mimic streams,
- To sport and revel in the sun's warm beams.
- I rule the mighty sea by wave and tide;
- I deck with starry gems the heavens wide;
- I hurl the storm upon the maddening sea;
- The shifting winds, obedient, follow me;
- I bind the waters in an icy band,
- And spread a snowy pall o'er all the land;
- With all the elements I sport at will,
- And, fast or loose, all my commands fulfil.
- Fair genius, 'tis but just, that, so renowned,
- As empress of the world I should be crowned.
-
- _Justicia._ There's anger in thy speech, pride in thine eye;
- Ambition's soaring pinions lift thee high.
- What says your rival to this weighty claim?
- Can aught be found to heighten Genia's fame?
-
- _Genia._ Justicia, I a mightier sceptre sway,
- And make Primeva's realms but pave the way
- To grand achievements. Through her flowery field
- I drive the plough, and bounteous harvests yield;
- With skilful husbandry I trim and train,
- And bursting garners from wild growth obtain;
- Tunnel her mountains with resistless force,
- And make a pathway for the iron horse;
- Gird up her waters to obey my will,
- And move the strong arm of the whirring mill.
- Across her broad expanse, the mighty sea,
- My white-winged messengers move swift and free;
- From out their earthen graves I pluck the gems
- That warm and shape, or glow in diadems.
- In aërial flights I wander through her sphere,
- Or with rare science draw her planets near,
- With touch electric feel the farthest clime,
- And count the storm-specks on the wings of time.
- She empress of the world! it cannot be;
- All her possessions minister to me.
- Rough and ill-shaped the treasure she displays;
- I mould and carve, and make the jewel blaze.
- I claim the crown. Justicia, be thou true;
- She must be greatest who can all subdue.
-
- _Justicia._ Unto this haughty speech, and fulsome praise,
- We've listened, Genia, in a wild amaze.
- Hast thou forgot, self-laudatory boast
- Was ne'er the leader of a conquering host?
- But that to sober justice we're allied,
- We should be merry at such foolish pride.
-
- _Genia._ We wait your verdict.
-
- _Primeva._ 'Twill give me the crown.
-
- _Genia._ Primeva, cease.
-
- _Primeva._ I care not for your frown.
- Betwixt the false and true she _must_ decide:
- Mine is the wise, and yours the foolish pride.
-
- _Justicia._ This idle skirmish doth our court defame;
- A silly quarrel for an empty name.
-
- _Primeva._ A silly quarrel! Is Justicia fair,
- To shun a verdict by excuse so bare?
-
- _Genia._ She's bound to rule whene'er we make appeal:
- Be wise, Justicia, and your choice reveal.
-
- _Justicia._ Hear, then, the judgment which we now proclaim:—
- As each has sought to blazon her own fame,
- The key to right in this one truth we find,—
- She is the greatest who best serves mankind.
- On this you are agreed. Here rest your case,
- And leave the verdict to the human race.
- Ofttimes, in Idylcourt, you've chanced to meet
- An earthly maid, who favors our retreat,
- With curious, watchful eyes, as though she sought
- Food for the nourishment of new-born thought,—
- A goodly type of fair, ingenuous youth,
- About whom floats an atmosphere of truth.
- Woo her, fair sisters, with all fair device,
- Which should in honest rivalry suffice;
- In peaceful tourney meet to win the maid;
- And on the victor shall our hand be laid
- In benediction of so wise a choice;
- Then harmony prevails, and all rejoice.
-
- _Primeva._ An admirable plan.
-
- _Genia._ Justicia's right.
-
- _Justicia._ Prepare your forces for the bloodless fight.
- Be earnest in the strife, but loyal ever,
- And some success _must_ crown a right endeavor.
-
- _Chorus; air, "New-mown Hay."_
-
- Then gayly to the tourney hie,
- And struggle for the crown;
- The strong in right shall all defy,
- The wrong in shame go down.
- In peaceful contest meeting,
- All courteous be the greeting.
- We arm, the contest to begin:
- Hurrah! the right shall win!
-
- _At the words, "All courteous"_ JUSTICIA _extends
- her right hand_; PRIMEVA _lays her left hand upon it_; GENIA _lays
- her right. They stand thus until the chorus ends. Then repeat the
- chorus._ JUSTICIA _steps back, and exit_ R.; PRIMEVA _and_ GENIA
- _with their attendants countermarch, and exeunt_ R. _and_ L. _As
- the song ceases, enter from_ R., POESIE.
-
- _Poesie_. Vanquished again! Was ever mortal maid
- By wild, illusive phantoms so betrayed?
- Taught by a wise old seer that Idylcourt
- Of guiding genii is the famed resort,
- I've wandered in and out for weary hours,
- Seeking the leaders of those mighty powers
- That robe the earth in beauty, seasons guide,
- Hang out the stars, and shift the changing tide,
- Endow with action all the sons of earth,
- And to the good and beautiful give birth.
- Alas! my search is vain. About me glide
- Tormenting shadows, that my calls deride.
- I feel their presence in the fragrant breeze;
- I touch their fingers in the fruited trees;
- I spy their images in mirrored fount;
- I hear their music in the echoing mount.
- I know that at their touch fair cities rise;
- That at their call delighted progress flies;
- That at their smiles e'en towering genius soars
- To loftier heights, and richer spoil secures.
- And yet far off they stand. I cannot meet
- The love-light of their eyes, or at their feet
- Drink in the wisdom of inspiring speech.
- The springs of power rise far beyond my reach.
- Hear me, ye spirits, wonderful and grand!
- Upon your charmèd ground I fearless stand.
- Come ye in frightful shapes, or forms of grace,
- I challenge you to meet me face to face.
-
- _Chorus: "The Fairy's Revel."_
-
- The mountains are sending their forces in might;
- The fields are upspringing, and girding for fight;
- The sea is outpouring, the air is alive,
- For thee, fair Primeva, in tourney to strive.
-
- _During which, enter_, R., PRIMEVA; FLORA,
- _bearing flowers_; POMONA, _bearing basket of fruit_; AGRIA, _with
- a bundle of dried grass, hay, and grain_; OCEANA, SHELLIE, WAVA,
- MAJESTA, LOFTIE, AERIE, _and take positions according to following
- diagram_:—
-
-[Illustration]
-
- _Chorus_, R. C. _Chorus_, L.
- ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- _Chorus_, R. WAV. SHEL. POESIE. _Chorus_, L.
- _Chorus_, R. OC. _Chorus_, L.
-
- _Chorus_, R. POM. LOFT. _Chorus_, L.
- _Chorus_, R. AGR. PRIM. AER. _Chorus_, L.
- _Chorus_, R. FLO. MAJ. _Chorus_, L.
-
- _Poesie._ Conquered at last; and yet with strange affright
- I am possessed at this most dazzling sight.
- Fair spirits, at my call you've kindly met.
- I'm little skilled in your court etiquette:
- Accept the homage of a grateful heart,
- That long will cherish what you may impart.
-
- _Primeva._ A suitor for that heart behold in me,—
- Primeva, Nature's goddess, strong and free.
- Follow my footsteps, and the path of life
- Shall be with beauty and instruction rife.
- Nature's grand empire all inviting opes,
- To crown with joy and bliss thy youthful hopes.
- The realm of matter owns my sovereign sway;
- All working forces my commands obey.
- But give to me thy heart, and onward press,
- For I've the power to beautify and bless.
- Come thou, fair Flora, guardian of my fields,
- Display the charms thy rich dominion yields.
-
- (FLORA _steps upon platform at_ L. _of_ POESIE. POMONA
- _and_ AGRIA _step behind them_.)
-
- _Flora._ Broad and bright, in beauty and in worth,
- The realms I govern stretch about the earth:
- In pastures where the meek-eyed cattle graze,
- In clustering woodlands, musical with praise,
- In mighty forests where the untamed rove,
- O'er rich plantations, through the tropic grove,
- O'er plain and prairie, noiseless to the tread,
- My regal green luxuriously is spread.
- Out of my thrifty soil mankind's supplies,
- At lusty labor's call, obedient rise.
- With fancy's touch I skilfully combine
- Grove, hill, and river in a rare design,
- And spread for Genius, rich, attractive views
- She fails to catch, yet hopefully pursues.
- Come to my realms, fair maid! Primeva's heart
- With warmest love shall purest joys impart.
-
- _Agria._ Haste, gentle maid, into our fair retreat:
- Agria will lay her treasures at thy feet.
-
- _Pomona._ And in thy lap, from her abundant store,
- Pomona will her choicest treasures pour.
-
- _Flora._ Thou shalt be welcomed with a matchless song,
- Our heaven-taught singers joyously prolong;
- On mossy beds recline for happy hours,
- Charmed by rich perfumes, decked with lovely flowers.
-
- _Tableau: "Flora's Tribute." Music._
-
- POESIE _sinks on one knee, making a "lap" of her
- dress with her hand_. FLORA _steps behind, holding flowers over her
- head_. AGRIA _at_ R., _kneeling, in the act of laying her treasures
- at her feet_. POMONA, L., _bending forward, about to pour her
- fruits into her lap_. OCEANA _with her arms about_ WAVA _and_
- SHELLIE, R. _and_ L., _kneel_. MAJESTA, LOFTIE, _and_ AERIE _form a
- standing group, with arms thrown about each other_. POMONA _passes
- to back_, L. _corner_. FLORA _looks down at_ POESIE. POESIE _has
- her head thrown back, looking up at_ FLORA. _All the others look
- at_ POESIE. _Music continues until the group is well settled in
- position, then_,—
-
- _Chorus; air, "The First Violets."_
-
- Come with gentle Flora, fair fields to rove.
- She can deck with beauty, she will share with love.
- Bathed by the sunlight, and fed by the dew,
- Her bright and verdant regions are opening to you.
-
- _Poesie_ (_springing to her feet; others retiring to their
- first positions_).
-
- Sweet, gentle Flora, take me to your heart;
- In all your joys I long to bear a part.
-
- _Primeva._ Nay, not so fast, fair maiden. List again.
- Majesta burns your homage to obtain;
- She is the guardian of the mountains high,
- Whose peaks in grandeur pierce the arching sky.
-
- _Majesta._ Where the fierce eagle builds her dizzy nest,
- Amid the clouds, I take my regal rest.
- The sun on me his morning kiss bestows,
- And nightly wraps me in his farewell glows.
- The storm-king grimly musters round my throne,
- And sends his chariots to the farthest zone.
- My realms stretch far and wide o'er all the land,
- And monuments of awe-inspiring grandeur stand.
- Within my treasure-caverns locked secure,
- Are precious stones, and veins of gleaming ore;
- Marbles and granites—sleeping giants—lie,
- Long to escape the crafty builder's eye.
- Come to my realm, fair maid, and thou shalt find
- The golden talisman that lures mankind.
- From towering summits watch the creeping world;
- See beauty's colors gloriously unfurled;
- Heap the weird echoes bound from steep to steep;
- And see the lightning take his earthward leap.
- Primeva's fortress shall thy guardian be:
- Give me thy hand, and upward mount with me.
-
- _Tableau: "The Listeners." Music._
-
- MAJESTA _stands_ C., _with left hand pointing up
- over audience_. POESIE, _kneeling_ R., _places her left hand in_
- MAJESTA'S _left, and bends forward, intently gazing in the
- direction in which she points, her right hand behind her ear_.
- LOFTIE _passes to_ L. _of_ MAJESTA, _and kneels with her hand on
- the waist of_ MAJESTA. AERIE _in same position_, R. _of_ POESIE.
- OCEANA _and her sprites form a standing group_, R., _back_. PRIMEVA
- _steps back of all; and_ FLORA _and her sprites form standing
- group_, L., _back. Music continues until all arranged, then_,—
-
- _Chorus; air, "The Herd-Bells."_
-
- Amid the mountains fleeting,
- The echoes linger long,
- Earth's song of praise repeating,
- In chorus rich and strong.
- The grand old mountains proudly
- Their heads in beauty raise,
- And, bathed in blushing glory,
- Accept the song of praise.
-
- [_The effect could be heightened by concealing a
- chorus at the farther end of the hall, and introducing an echo
- refrain in the song._]
-
- _Poesie_ (_springing up; the others resuming their former
- positions_).
-
- Upward, Majesta, guide my willing feet;
- I long to share the joys of your retreat.
-
- _Primeva._ Curb your impatience once again, I crave.
- Speak, Oceana, guardian of the wave.
-
- _Oceana._ Know me, fair maid, as guardian of the sea,
- The wealth of waters stretching far and free,
- Deep basined in the world; in peace as mild,
- As bright and beauteous, as a sportive child;
- Dancing in sunlight up and down the sand;
- Leaping, with white-capped waves, the rocky strand;
- Creeping to shady nooks on pebbly bed;
- Sleeping in moonlight 'neath a silvery spread.
- Over her rolling roads, in strength and pride,
- The floating treasure-chests of nations glide;
- In emerald pastures deep beneath her crest,
- The fin-clad wanderers from their gambols rest.
- At mankind's call she hastes to do her part,
- And from her herds bestows with generous heart.
- Far, far below, fair cities rear their walls
- With jewelled keeps, and coral-caverned halls.
- Come to my realms, fair maid, and float with me
- Upon the bosom of the swelling sea.
- Hark to the song of Naiads far below;
- See in the sunlight yonder billows glow.
-
- _Tableau: "The Gazers." Music._
-
- OCEANA _kneels on one knee_ R. _of_ POESIE,
- _pointing off_ R. POESIE _places her left hand on_ OCEANA'S
- _shoulder, leans forward, shades her eyes with right hand, and
- looks in the direction of pointed hand_. SHELLIE _comes_ L. _of_
- POESIE, _a little behind her, and kneels quickly, holding a shell
- in her hand_. WAVA _kneels in front of all, with her finger to her
- lip, and her hand waving silence to_ PRIMEVA, _who stands_ L. AERIE
- _and her sprites form a standing group_, L., _back, and_ MAJESTA
- _and her sprites the same_, R., _back; all looking in the direction
- in which_ OCEANA _points. Music continues until the picture is
- complete, then_,—
-
- _Chorus; air, "Boating Song."_
-
- Gayly, ye billows, among you we play;
- Take us up gently, and bear us away;
- Light on the surface of ocean we glide;
- Deep in her bosom we fearless abide.
- Roving at pleasure, joyous and free,
- Rocked in the arms of the murmuring sea.
-
- _Poesie_ (_starting up; others resume former positions_).
-
- Among thy happy scenes I long to roam;
- Bright Oceana, take me to thy home.
-
- _Primeva._ Thou shalt be free to roam field, mount, and sea,
- If thou but give thy gentle heart to me.
- These sisters three, my ministers of state,
- My edicts to enforce, obedient wait;
- And I, submissive to a heavenly will,
- With mighty powers its commands fulfil.
- I own no earthly rule, no rival fear;
- Beauty and grandeur at my voice appear;
- What title, Poesie, will you here bestow
- On one in whom such rare endowments glow?
-
- _Poesie._ Thy glorious visions wrap me in amaze;
- Speech were too poor, in eloquence of praise,
- To frame a title that would fitly stand
- To mark a power so wonderful and grand.
- What title can I give? I pray thee tell.
-
- _Primeva._ The empress of the world would suit me well.
-
- _Enter_ JUSTICIA, R.
-
- _Justicia._ Hold, rash Primeva! not to gain applause
- Should wild ambition overstep our laws.—
- What thou hast heard, fair mortal, ponder long,
- For hasty action often strengthens wrong;
- Another suitor comes; give willing ear;
- Weigh well all doubts; then let the truth appear.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Chorus_: "_The Fairy's Revel._"
-
- The armies of Genius outpour in their might,
- Fair Science is marching her clans to the fight.
- At the call of its mistress Art's realms are alive,
- For thee, lovely Genia, in tourney to strive.
-
- (_During the chorus, all upon the platform move
- round back of_ POESIE, _and form in line_. _Enter_ L. GENIA,
- BLENDA, _and_ CLASSICA.)
-
- _Poesie._ Another brilliant throng, so fair and bright,
- My spirit quickens with a new delight.
- Welcome, sweet friends: if me you come to greet,
- Such glowing honors lay me at your feet.
-
- _Genia._ Kneel not to me; I come to win thy heart.
- The suitor here should choose the lowly part.
- Fair mortal, listen. Genia is my name:
- Art's chosen goddess, mighty is my fame.
- Thou art the offspring of that sovereign Thought,
- Under whose sway the universe is brought;
- And I, the guiding genius of mankind,
- In bonds submissive, Nature's realms to bind.
- Before my birth, the world was filled with strife,
- And all the squalor of barbaric life;
- The human race in ignorance sunk deep,
- Content to live and die in sloth and sleep.
- But, with my coming, energy awoke,
- And reason through the deadening chaos broke;
- Awakened Thought, in wonder, sought by lore
- Creation's mystic riddle to explore;
- And, as she strove, the world's great change was wrought,
- With purer joys from deeper delvings brought.
- Beneath my sway, all's wonderful and grand
- Where taste and culture deck what Nature planned.
- Give me thy heart, and with all-conquering might
- I'll guide thy steps through life to realms of light.
- I bring three sisters in my regal train,
- Who high in Art's supreme dominion reign.—
- Blenda, approach. Thy skill to Poesie show,
- And let rare colors on thy canvas glow.
-
- _Blenda._ In Nature's studio, Blenda's models rise
- In various shapes to gladden and surprise.
- The shadows of their beauties to secure,
- Leads genius many trials to endure.
- But what a triumph waits the earnest heart,
- Who on the canvas sees her trophies start
- To life and action, adding, age on age,
- To history many a bright, illumined page!
- Portraying vice with rarely gifted hand,
- She sees a warning light 'gainst passion stand.
- Depicting virtue in her pure attire,
- She warms all hearts to worship and aspire.
- Inwrapping sense and soul with pleasure high,
- To homage leads the world's applauding cry.
- Look on the picture I will now display,—
- Religion standing in the heavenly way,
- Her finger pointing in the Book of truth,
- Instruction pouring in the ears of youth.
-
- _Tableau: "The Heavenly Way" Music._
-
- BLENDA _takes_ POESIE'S _hand, and leads her_ R.,
- t_hen turns, and points to_ C. POESIE _falls upon her knees with
- clasped hands_. PRIMEVA _and her sprites, who are in a line, back,
- separate_ R. _and_ L., _disclosing group_. RELIGION, _standing_ C.,
- _an open Bible supported on her left hand, rests upon her arm, the
- open pages towards audience; her right hand rests on the page, with
- one finger pointing. At her right hand, kneels_ JOY, _pointing with
- her left hand to_ RELIGION, _her right on the shoulder of_ SORROW,
- _who is crouching before her, with her face buried in her hands.
- Left of_ RELIGION, PRAYER _kneels, joining the hands of a little
- child who is in front of her: she is looking up at_ RELIGION.
- _Music soft and low, until the group is formed, then_,—
-
- _Chorus_: "_How gently, how calmly._"
-
- So gently, so calmly descending,
- Religion glides over the earth,
- So pure, so bright,
- She decks the earth with heavenly light,
- That charms to calm and sweet repose.
- Oh, lovely spirit!
- Genia in triumph shall soon arise;
- Blenda calls beauty from out the skies;
- She shall be honored evermore;
- Goddess of Art, your crown is secure.
- Joyous are we, &c.
-
- (_Music continues until all change to their old positions._)
-
- _Poesie._ I am enraptured with your beauteous art;
- Sweet Blenda, let me henceforth share your heart.
-
- _Genia._ Classica waits, fair maid: we hold her dear;
- With words of counsel let her now draw near.
-
- _Classica._ Dull, senseless stone, I train to living grace,
- Trace beauty's lines upon the pallid face;
- From sullen marble draw the prisoned heart,
- And strength and sense to meaner clay impart.
- Over the earth I rear the grandest homes,
- With towering pinnacles, and stately domes;
- While tombs and pyramids for ages stand,
- To mark the workings of my gifted hand.
- Who follows me must labor hard and long,
- Be brave in trial, and in patience strong.
- The tasks I spread, by perils oft beset,
- The sculptor strengthen, when courageous met;
- Through me, life-studies he must ponder o'er,
- And dive deep down in streams of classic lore;
- And, if he fails to reach his ideal plan,
- Out of his struggles he has carved—a man.
- But, if he triumphs, grand is his renown;
- Fame can bestow no more enduring crown.
- Upon my marbles, maiden, look with me;
- Faith, Hope, and Charity,—the peerless three.
-
- _Tableau: "The Peerless Three" Music._
-
- CLASSICA _takes_ POESIE'S _hand, and leads her_
- R., _then turns, and points_ C. POESIE _falls upon her knees. The
- characters at back separate, showing group_: CHARITY, _a tall
- figure_, C., _her left hand upon the left shoulder of a child, who
- stands nearly in front of her, half turned towards her, with
- outstretched hand, into which_ CHARITY _is in the act of dropping a
- coin, with her right hand. At_ R. _of_ CHARITY _stands_ HOPE,
- _leaning upon an anchor, looking at_ CHARITY. _On her_ L. _stands_
- FAITH, _with her arms folded about a large cross, which rests upon
- the platform, and reaches above her shoulder_. FAITH _and_ HOPE
- s_hould be a little shorter than_ CHARITY. _All the figures in
- plain white, no colors; the cross and the anchor should be white.
- Music soft and low until all is arranged, then_,—
-
- _Chorus_; _air, "How gently, how calmly."_
-
- How calmly, how sweetly relieving,
- Moves Charity over the earth,
- With Faith and Hope!
- They deck the earth with heavenly light,
- That charms to calm and sweet belief.
- Oh, lovely spirits!
- Genia in triumph shall now arise;
- Classica calls from out the skies;
- Her works for ages shall endure;
- Goddess of Art, your crown is secure.
- Joyous are we, &c.
-
- _Poesie_ (_starting up; line at back changing as
- before_).
-
- Classica, thy sculptured forms are all divine.
- Has Art another realm can equal thine?
-
- _Genia._ Thou shalt be judge, fair maid; within my train,
- Is one who can the wildest heart enchain;
- She rules the realm of song, melodious moves,
- Gathering the warbled sweets of woodland groves;
- And thence distilling soul-entrancing lays,
- That fill the earth with peace, the heavens with praise.
- Spirit of music, sweet Harmonia, wake:
- Of thy rich gifts bid Poesie partake.
-
- _Music. Characters at back separate._ HARMONIA
- _discovered_, C., _standing erect, a lyre in her left hand, the
- fingers of her right upon the strings_. POESIE _moves up, and
- kneels at her feet, looking up at her with clasped hands. The
- characters group themselves in sitting and reclining positions
- about her._ PRIMEVA _and_ GENIA _stand at extreme_ R. _and_ L.,
- _back_.
-
- _Solo and chorus_: "_So merrily over the Ocean
- Spray._"
-
- HARMONIA _sings the three solos, then full chorus_.
-
- _Solo._ I am queen of the realm of song,
- My home the harmonious sea,
- Where the spirits of music prolong
- Unceasing a welcome for me.
- From the song wave they merrily brave,
- Melodious voices glide;
- Oh, sweet is their song as it floateth along
- The crest of the tremulous tide!
-
- _Chorus._ So merrily over the sea of song,
- Rising and falling we float along;
- So merrily over the sea of song,
- Gayly we float along.
- Gayly over the sea,
- Harmonia's spirits free,
- Singing, singing,
- Happy, happy are we.
- As merrily over the sea of song,
- Rising and falling we float along;
- So merrily over the sea of song,
- Over the sea of song,
- Gayly we float along,
- Gayly we float along.
-
- (_When the song is ended, all keep their places_,
- POESIE _kneeling, with her eyes fixed upon_ HARMONIA. _A pause;
- then_ GENIA _steps to the side of_ POESIE.)
-
- _Genia._ Silent, fair Poesie? What! no words of praise
- As tribute to Harmonia's matchless lays?
-
- _Poesie._ Can words pay fitting homage to her art?
- My tribute's here, in this high-swelling heart,
- Which, filled with rapture, checks the flow of speech
- That would aspire to praise it cannot reach.
-
- _Genia._ And so I triumph. Maiden, unto me
- This soaring spirit bends the humble knee;
- Is but a slave to work my sovereign will,
- And with her sisters my commands fulfil.
- Over the earth unnumbered spirits bind,
- At smile from me, rich blessings for mankind;
- What title can she claim who thus displays
- All that can bless and strengthen and amaze?
-
- _Poesie._ What title can she claim? You ask me this,
- Whose soul is filled with one rich draught of bliss,—
- Harmonia's mistress?
-
- _Genia._ I that spirit claim.
-
- _Primeva_ (_comes down_ L. POESIE _rises_).
-
- 'Tis false! 'Twas I, Primeva, gave her fame.
- From heaven she came, to purify and bless;
- And Nature nurtured her with warm caress.
-
- _Genia._ 'Twas Art's rich culture trained her infant voice
- In grand, majestic numbers to rejoice.
-
- _Primeva._ Genia, no more; let Poesie decide
- Upon our claims. Her judgment we abide.
-
- _Genia._ I am content.
-
- _Poesie._ Of me, ye judgment seek?
- You, strong and mighty, I but poor and weak.
-
- _Primeva._ To save a sovereign title of command,
- Nature and Art in strife before you stand.
- In full accord our forces are combined
- For this great task,—to serve and bless mankind.
- Who is the greatest? Fearlessly proclaim.
- We ask your verdict in Justicia's name.
- Both have our powers skilfully unfurled;
- Who shall be crowned as empress of the world?
-
- _Poesie._ O spirits regal, beautiful, and wise!
- In unity supreme your glory lies;
- Can frail mortality presume to call
- Her judgment forth, to make you rise or fall?
- Fair Genia, through your realms of thought and light,
- I wander in a maze of grand delight;
- Behold mankind upspring in strength and grace,
- And sturdy tasks courageously embrace.
- As through your realms, Primeva, free I rove,
- My spirit glows with reverence and love.
- I see your earth, so wonderful and vast,
- Which proud man conquers, conquer him at last;
- And in both Art and Nature see the hand
- Which wields the sceptre of supreme command,
- Where each within my heart holds equal place,
- I could not elevate, would not abase.
-
- (_Joins their hands._)
-
- Together reign, and teach mankind the way
- To that grand realm, and that one sovereign sway.
-
- _Enter_ JUSTICIA, C.
-
- _Justicia._ A righteous verdict, which we joyous seal.
- Our tourney's ended: let the chorus peal.
-
- _Tableau_: JUSTICIA _on platform, with her hands raised in
- benediction over_ POESIE, _who stands before her, joining the
- hands of_ GENIA, L., _and_ PRIMEVA, R.; GENIA'S _followers on her_
- L., PRIMEVA'S _followers on her_ R.
-
- _Chorus, same as opening chorus._
-
- Idylcourt, in love and beauty, &c.
-
- (_Curtain._)
-
- NOTE.—The airs, "Shady Groves," and "Boatman's Song," can be found
- in "The Grammar School Chorus." The other airs are from the new
- "Fourth Music Reader," published by Ginn Brothers. Price, $1.50.
- Furnished by Lee and Shepard, Boston.
-
-
-
-
- A THORN AMONG THE ROSES.
-
-
- CHARACTERS.
-
- MRS. CANDOR, Principal of Rosebush Institute.
- PATIENCE PLUNKETT, the oldest of her pupils, age thirty-five.
- LUCY WOODS, │
- BESSIE TRAVERS, │
- JANE TURNER, │Pupils.
- AUGUSTA STEPHENS, │
- MARIA MELLISH, │
- BRIDGET MAHONY, the cook, age fifty.
- TOM CANDOR, MRS. CANDOR'S nephew, a homesick youth of nineteen.
- JOB SEEDLING, lad-of-all-work, age twenty.
-
-
- COSTUMES.
-
- PATIENCE PLUNKETT. A very girlish attire, with an old face strongly
- marked; red hair, with corkscrew ringlets.
-
- JOB SEEDLING. Dark pants, rather short, white jacket, apron,
- stockings and shoes.
-
- Other characters appropriately dressed.
-
- SCENE.—_Music-room at Rosebush Institute; piano, back_, C.; _lounge
- or sofa_, L.; _arm-chair_, R.; _two or three chairs_, R. _and_ L.
- _Entrance from_ R.
-
- (_Enter_ BESSIE TRAVERS _and_ LUCY WOODS.)
-
- _Bessie._ Madam Solfa has really gone off in a pet?
-
- _Lucy._ Yes: because poor me could not run up the musical scale
- with celerity,—in fact, stuck fast at the bottom,—her highness
- complained to Mrs. Candor; and Mrs. Candor—bless her!—took my part. "If
- the poor child cannot sing, let her alone."—"But se most be made to
- seeng," says madam; "and se weel steek to 'do,' and go no
- furzer."—"Well, let her stick there, if she likes. Her father's a
- baker, and she has a perfect right to stick to dough, if she likes it."
- So madam, shocked at the levity of our delightful preceptress, put on
- her bonnet and shawl, and vanished in a blaze of fury.
-
- _Bessie._ O Lucy, you have driven the poor lady away!
-
- _Lucy._ But she won't be gone long, depend upon it; for she left
- her baggage behind, and there's a quarter's salary due her.
-
- _Bessie._ And we must go without our lesson to-day.
-
- _Lucy._ I'm glad of it. There's no music in my soul. I must be
- "fit for treason and conspiracies."
-
- _Bessie._ You are the smartest girl in the school, Lucy, with this
- _inharmonious_ exception.
-
- _Lucy._ I the smartest? You flatter me; and you forget our aged
- schoolmate, Patience Plunkett.
-
- _Bessie._ Aged! Why, Lucy, what could have possessed that mature—to
- speak mildly—female to class herself with young girls like us?
-
- _Lucy._ I'm sure I don't know; but Maria Mellish, who is always
- fishing out mysteries, told me her father, a farmer, has recently made
- a mint of money; and Patience has a foolish idea that she can procure
- an education, even at her age, and so entered Rosebush Institute as a
- pupil.
-
- _Bessie._ Poor thing! she is the laughing-stock of the school, and
- cannot be made to see it.
-
- _Lucy._ She has one devoted admirer, Job Seedling. The silly
- gander is evidently in love, and takes no pains to conceal it. At the
- table he forgets his occupation, and stands staring at her.
-
- _Bessie._ She certainly receives a great deal of attention, and all
- the tidbits, there. (_Enter_ MARIA MELLISH, R.)
-
- _Maria._ O girls! I have found it out at last. Only think of it! a
- romance in Rosebush Institute! Yes: now, don't speak of this,—Job
- Seedling, the meek, patient Job, is a prince in disguise.
-
- _Bessie._ A prince? Nonsense.
-
- _Maria._ Well, not exactly a prince; but Hopps the milkman told me
- that Johnson the butcher told him that Bates the expressman told him
- that Patience Plunkett belongs in Razorly, and that his agent there
- told him that Job Seedling was the son of a rich farmer; that he got
- desperately enamoured of Patience, and followed her here, taking a
- menial situation that he might be near the object of his love. Isn't it
- splendid?
-
- _Lucy._ Splendid. If Mrs. Candor should hear of this, I fear that
- Job would have to give up his menial situation for a meaner.
-
- _Maria._ But nobody shall tell her. I mean to watch them. It will
- be such fun to hear Job sigh as he passes the butter, see him roll his
- eyes as he lifts the rolls. Oh, it's just jolly! (_Enter_ JANE TURNER
- _and_ AUGUSTA STEPHENS.)
-
- _Jane._ O girls! have you heard the news? Tom—
-
- _Augusta._ Candor has just arrived.
-
- _Jane._ Sick. Only think of it! Come here to be nursed. And he
- looks awfully.
-
- _Augusta._ Mrs. Candor hurried him off to bed at once, ordered hot
- jugs for his feet, hot ginger-tea, and a cold towel for his head.
-
- _Maria._ Dear me! and I never heard a word of it!
-
- _Lucy._ He ought to have a holiday, and go home.
-
- _Maria._ Oh, wouldn't that be fun! Poor fellow! I'm so sorry for
- him! But then, he can have jam, and jellies, and all the consolations
- of sickness. I think it's rather pleasant to be sick—a little. (_Enter_
- MRS. CANDOR, _equipped for going out_.)
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ Girls, I must run down and see Dr. Bruce.
-
- _Augusta._ │ │ Is he very sick?
- _Maria._ │ (_Together._) │ Is he going to die?
- _Lucy._ │ │ Is he dangerous?
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ I hope not.
-
- _Augusta._ │ │ Will school close?
- _Maria._ │ (_Together._) │ Shall we have a holiday?
- _Lucy._ │ │ Will you send us home?
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ Dear me, what talkers! Keep quiet, girls. I'll run down
- and tell the doctor his symptoms.
-
- _Bessie._ Let me go for him, Mrs. Candor.
-
- _Other girls_ (_in chorus_). Let me! I'll go! We'll all go! Do let us
- go!
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ No: I don't want to have him come unless it is necessary.
- He can determine that when I tell him the symptoms. So keep quiet.
- There will be no music-lesson, and you can amuse yourselves until my
- return—under the rules, remember. Dear me! what could have sent that
- boy home sick?
-
- [_Exit._
-
- _Maria._ Amuse ourselves! Oh, isn't that nice? Let's have a game
- of tag!
-
- _Augusta._ Nonsense! With that poor sick youth over our heads?
-
- _Maria._ That's so! We must be quiet. (_Enter_ BRIDGET.)
-
- _Bridget._ If yez plase, ma'am, what'll I do? Shure, the misthress
- is nowhere at all, at all.
-
- _Bessie._ No, Bridget: she's gone to the doctor's.
-
- _Bridget._ To the doctor's, is it? 'Pon my sowl, there's throuble be
- comin' to the place. Didn't I say a windin'-sheet in the flame av me
- candle last night? Shure, that's a sign av disolation.
-
- _Bessie._ It's a sign the candle wanted snuffing, Bridget.
-
- _Bridget._ Oh, be dacent, Miss Bessie! Don't make light av the
- signs. Shure, I seed it in a candle onct whin me brither Pathrick was
- ailin' wid the masles, and jist fourteen months and six days from that
- very night he died.
-
- _Maria._ Of the measles?
-
- _Bridget._ Go long wid yez! Didn't he fall into a well, and break
- his neck wid drowning?
-
- _Augusta._ Now, Bridget, Mrs. Candor told us we might amuse
- ourselves while she is gone. Do you know what would _most_ amuse us?
-
- _Bridget._ Troth, I don't.
-
- _Augusta._ A nice mince-pie.
-
- _Maria._ Oh, yes; and some cold tongue!
-
- _Jane._ And a pickle. Don't forget a pickle.
-
- _Bridget._ I'll forgit mesilf if I git any sich dili_cases_. No, no:
- I'll not be afther givin' yez ony sich divarshun.
-
- _Maria._ O Bridget! you know me. I've got an elegant breastpin,
- that will look well—
-
- _Augusta._ Fastened to a pretty green necktie that I've no use for.
-
- _Jane._ And they will match a nice pair of earrings that mother
- has promised to send me for somebody—you know, Bridget.
-
- _Bridget._ Och, the darlints! It's the foine wheedlin' way yez have,
- onyhow. Well, well, it's mesilf will look into the panthry; an' if
- there's a deli_cate_ morsel, that's in danger av shpoiling, mayhap it
- moight find its way up here. But I'll make no promises.
-
- [_Exit._
-
- _Maria._ Now let's have a dance.
-
- _Augusta._ Oh, that's splendid! (_Enter_ PATIENCE.)
-
- _Patience._ A dance! A dance in the halls of learning! Horrible!
- Girls, it must not be! You shock me. _I_ came here to cultivate my
- understanding.
-
- _Maria._ And dancing will do it, Patience: it's just the thing for
- the understanding.
-
- _Patience._ Maria Mellish, I'm ashamed of you. You want polish.
-
- _Maria._ A polished floor is delightful, but not necessary to the
- poetry of motion. Come, girls, a dance, a dance!
-
- _Patience._ Not in my presence. I will be no spec_takor_ of such
- priv-priv—nonsense. No: we are here for a higher purpose; to enlarge
- our ca-ca—talents, to store our minds with the in-in—things which the
- great minds of all ages have con-con—got together for good.
-
- _Maria_ (_aside to_ AUGUSTA). Poor Patience! how she trips at the
- hard words!
-
- _Patience._ If there is any dancing here, I shall feel under ob-ob—I
- shall tell Mrs. Candor.
-
- _Maria._ Well, Miss Tattler, you shall be under no ob-ob to do any
- such thing, for we won't dance.
-
- _Patience._ If we have a leisure hour, it cannot be better employed
- than in the per-per—reading of a useful book.
-
- _Maria._ That's so. (_Goes to_ R., _and calls_.) Here, Job, bring
- Miss Patience the dictionary. Come, girls, let's have a sing.
-
- _Augusta_ (_aside to_ MARIA). Hateful old thing!
-
- _Bessie._ Let us look over the music; perhaps we can find something
- sweet and soft, that will not disturb the invalid.
-
- _Jane._ Good! "Mulligan Guards," or, "Gentle Spring." (_They go
- to the piano, which should be placed with back to audience._ BESSIE
- _opens a musicbook; and they gather about her, turning over the
- leaves_. PATIENCE _sits on lounge_, L.)
-
- _Patience._ Thoughtless girls! they lack the wisdom and ripe
- ex-ex—Dear me! it's so hard to remember these words!—experience of my
- ma-ma—older years. But I, in what the poet calls "the fresh bloom of
- womanhood," can curb their flightiness. Ah, this life is so
- con-con-gealing to my ambitious spirit! I am so rapidly mastering the
- ru-ru—first steps of learning! I feel that I shall de-de-velop a
- gi-gi-_antic_ mind, and burst upon the rude boors of Razorly like some
- glorious starry con-con-consternation.
-
- (_Enter_ JOB, R., _with a large quarto dictionary in
- his arms. He stops at entrance; sees_ PATIENCE, _clasps the
- dictionary to his breast, and heaves a sigh_.)
-
- _Maria_ (_at piano_). Hush! there's Job. Now watch the pair.
-
- _Job._ There she is, "a-sittin' on the style, Mary," the stylish
- lounge. Oh, would I were the plush upon that lounge, that I might clasp
- that form! That's Romeo, altered for the occasion. Oh, I'm chock full
- of these frenzied ideas! I do nothing but read Shakspeare and them
- other poet-chaps—when I ain't handling plates, or scouring knives; for
- I'm in love, oh, so bad! with Patience Plunkett. Oh that name! it runs
- in my head. It is so musical, so full of poetry!
-
- With fair, bewitching Patience Plunkett
- I'm in love. Who would have thunk it?
-
- There's poetry, all out of my own head too. (_Comes
- down._) Miss Patience! dear Patience!
-
- _Patience._ Why, Job, is that you? How you startled me! I was
- rume-rume—
-
- _Job._ Not rheumatic. Oh, don't say that you are suffering,
- beloved Patience!
-
- _Patience._ I was ruminating upon some lines in Homer's _Ilyd_, the
- original Greek. You are not acquainted with Greek, Job?
-
- _Job._ Well, Patience, I'm not acquainted with many on 'em.
- There was old Pat Haggerty, in Razorly: they used to call him an
- Original Greek—
-
- _Patience._ O Job! I have no patience with you. How can you expect me
- to stoop from my high speer to mate with you, unless you cultivate your
- head more ass-ass-iduously?
-
- _Job._ Well, I've had it cut and shampooed three times since
- I've been here. If that ain't cultivating it, I'll have it ploughed
- next time. Here's your dictionary, Patience.
-
- _Patience._ Thank you: I do not require it.
-
- _Job._ Then, why did you send for it?
-
- _Augusta_ (_at piano, reading music-titles as they turn the
- leaves_). "Wouldn't you like to know?"
-
- _Job_ (_turning round_). Eh? Why, there's the whole lot of 'em!
-
- _Maria._ No: that won't do. That's too sentimental.
-
- _Patience._ They sent for it, not I. You can take it back.
-
- _Job._ O Patience! why are you so cold to one who loves you to
- distraction? Why—
-
- _Maria_ (_reading title_). "Lubly Cynthia." That's good.
-
- _Job_ (_turning round_). Plague take those girls! You know that
- for love of you I've left my home, Patience, and have donned the apron
- of a waiter, and become a patient waiter for you, Patience. Oh! when
- shall my love be rewarded with the possession of that plump white hand?
-
- _Jane._ "When Johnny comes marching home." That's lovely.
-
- _Job_ (_turning round_). Eh? Oh, bother them girls!
-
- _Patience._ Don't mind them, Job. They do not dream of our
- attachment. They do not dream you are my—
-
- _Maria._ "Curly little bow-wow."
-
- _Job_ (_turning round_). There, now! What's the use of trying
- to talk where them girls are? Patience, dear Patience, meet me, meet
- me—
-
- _Augusta._ "Meet me by moonlight alone."
-
- _Job._ Oh them girls! Meet me after tea in the woodshed, while I
- am cleaning knives. We can commune: we can exchange vows: we can—
-
- _Maria._ "Root hog or die."
-
- _Patience._ Yes, Job, I will be there. But be secret. If our
- attachment is discovered, Mrs. Candor will instantly dismiss you. And
- it's so romantic to have a lover in disguise! I know you love me, Job.
- Have patience.
-
- _Job._ I mean to have her. Don't I love you better than all else
- in the world? better than—
-
- _Augusta._ "My old Aunt Sally."
-
- _Job._ Eh? (_Aside._) I believe they are doing that on purpose.
- (_Aloud._) Farewell, Patience! I must tear myself away from your
- beloved presence. My heart—
-
- _Maria._ "Oh! my heart goes pit-a-pat."
-
- _Augusta._ "Somebody's coming, I'll not tell who."
-
- _Jane._ "Let me kiss him for his mother."
-
- _Lucy._ "Single gentleman, how do you do?"
-
- _Job._ Eh? Oh, I'm pretty well.
-
- _Maria._ Oh! nobody's talking to you, Job. Go about your business.
-
- _Job._ Thank you. I don't hanker for your society, do I? A
- parcel of harum-scarum girls, who are no more to be compared to—
-
- _Lucy_ (_reads_). "The girl I left behind me."
-
- _Job._ Oh, gracious! can they suspect? (_Starts off_ R., _drops
- the dictionary, and stumbles over it; then picks it up, and exit_ R.)
-
- _Maria._ He's stumbled over the hard words too.
-
- _Bessie._ There's nothing here we can sing.
-
- _Maria._ Oh! here's one: "Upidee."
-
- _Lucy._ Oh, that's nice! (_One of the girls strikes the piano,
- and all join in chorus of "Upidee." At the conclusion, three loud
- thumps are heard outside._)
-
- _Maria._ Oh, dear! That's Tom. We have disturbed him.
-
- _Lucy._ No matter: let's try it again, softer. (_Chorus repeated.
- At its conclusion, enter_ TOM, R., _with a blanket wrapped about him,
- and a wet towel tied about his head. The girls scream, and run down_ R.
- _and_ L., _leaving him in_ C.)
-
- _Tom._ Oh, dear! how can you reasonably suppose that a young man
- can be comfortably sick with such a racket going on down here? Oh, my
- head, my head! my poor, poor head!
-
- _Bessie._ Oh, Tom, we're so sorry we disturbed you!
-
- _All_ (_in chorus_). Yes, indeed; awful!
-
- _Lucy._ Wouldn't have done it for the world, had we known you
- didn't like it.
-
- _All_ (_in chorus_). No, indeed, we wouldn't!
-
- _Tom._ Oh, yes! that's all very well, now the mischief's done.
- Why, you might drive me into a fever.
-
- _All_ (_in chorus_). Oh, that would be dreadful!
-
- _Tom._ You might—you might bring on convulsions, spasms, with
- such outrageous squalling. I'll complain of you! Where's my aunt? Where
- is my fond, affectionate relative?
-
- _Bessie._ She's gone out, Tom: gone to the doctor's.
-
- _Tom._ Eh? Gone out? Good! (_Throws off blanket, and tears towel
- from his head._) Thomas is himself again!
-
- _All_ (_in chorus_). Why, Tom!
-
- _Tom._ Because Tom is only homesick, girls. My good aunt would
- not give me time to explain that I was tired of school, eager to have a
- frolic, and so got leave of absence, and came home for a day. No: she
- caught the "sickness," and bundled me off to bed. I humored the joke,
- and laughed under the bedquilt. But no sooner was she out of the room,
- but I was out of bed, dressed myself, and here I am, ready for any
- thing in the way of sport you have to offer. How long will she be gone?
-
- _Bessie._ Perhaps half an hour.
-
- _Tom._ Then for half an hour we will enjoy ourselves. Come,
- girls, what shall it be?
-
- _Maria._ Oh! isn't this jolly?
-
- _Augusta._ Real nice!
-
- _Jane_ (_and others_). Splendid! Beautiful!
-
- _Augusta._ Let's play "Hide the Slipper."
-
- _Maria._ No: "Copenhagen."
-
- _Tom._ Any thing—every thing. The noisier the better.
-
- _Patience_ (_rising_). Stop! Young ladies, are you aware of the
- rules of this ed-ed-ucational institute? We have been sent here from
- our happy homes, to be se-se-quest_rated_ from contact with the ruder
- sex; and now you propose to indulge in games, childish games, for your
- amusement and ame-ame-amelioration. I am ashamed of you! I blush for
- you!
-
- _Tom_ (_aside to_ MARIA). Oh! that's one of the teachers.
-
- _Maria._ Hush! It's one of the girls.
-
- _Tom._ One of the girls? Why, she's old enough to be your
- mother!
-
- _Patience._ I shall not submit to the in-in-trusion of a young man
- upon our privacy. He must instantly leave the room.
-
- _Tom._ I beg your pardon, Mrs.—Excuse me, miss: a slip of the
- tongue. But you look so much like my Aunt Matilda! But then, she's
- forty-five; and you can't be over thirty—
-
- _Patience._ Sir!
-
- _Tom._ Not quite, miss. I'm still very young, and not entitled
- to that address. But I couldn't think of infringing upon the rules; oh,
- no! I should have been pleased to spend half an hour in such agreeable
- society; but, as you object, I will go.
-
- _Girls_ (_in chorus_). Oh, no; don't go; stay!
-
- _Patience._ I insist upon his immediately quitting the room. I did
- not come here to flirt and frolic with young men, but to improve my
- mind, to store it—
-
- _Maria._ Oh, bosh, Patience! I've no patience with you.
-
- _Tom._ "Let Patience have her perfect work."
-
- _Maria_ (_aside_). She's a humbug, Tom. Our Job is in love with
- her, and she with him; and they are billing and cooing every chance
- they can get.
-
- _Tom_ (_aside_). Maria, you're a jewel. You have enlightened my
- understanding. You shall see some fun. (_Aloud._) Miss Patience, you
- are right: I was wrong to disturb your peaceful meditation. Forgive me.
- I will go, and in the quiet of my chamber contemplate—the basin of
- gruel which my fond aunt has left me for consolation.—Sorry, girls; but
- the rules must be obeyed.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Maria._ Patience Plunkett, you're a hateful old thing!
-
- _Augusta._ Yes; just as mean as you can be.
-
- _Jane._ If you are so fond of seclusion, why don't you go to your
- own room?
-
- _Maria._ Yes; and study the Book of Job.
-
- _Bessie._ Hush, Maria!
-
- _Patience._ You know I am right; and I am not at all stu-stu-pefied
- by your ob-ob-jackulations. I am a few years older than you—only a few;
- and I have wisdom to guide—
-
- _Maria._ Oh, fiddlesticks! We have all the preaching we want, and
- don't believe in yours.
-
- _Tom_ (_outside_). Oh, oh! My hand! my hand!
-
- _Bessie._ Tom has hurt himself.
-
- _Tom_ (_outside_). Oh! gracious goodness, how it smarts!
- (_Enters_ R. _hurriedly, his left hand concealed in a large piece of
- white cloth. He should also have in his hand apiece of wood, under the
- cloth; a string in his right hand._) O girls! I've done it now! That
- hand I was so proud of, oh! so white and delicate, oh!
-
- _Bessie._ What is it, Tom? Have you cut it?
-
- _Lucy._ Burnt it?
-
- _All_ (_in chorus_). Oh! what is the matter? (_They gather
- about him._)
-
- _Tom._ Oh! don't come near me. The slightest touch is agony,
- agony, agony! I went up stairs—oh! to my basin of gruel—oh! Beside the
- gruel—oh! there was a knife—oh! I took it up—oh! and—and—and oh, oh,
- oh!
-
- _Jane._ I've got some Russia salve in my room.
-
- _Maria._ Let me run for it.
-
- _Tom._ No. I've spread on the salve an inch thick. Oh! it's all
- right. It will soon be well. If I only had some one to tie it up for
- me!
-
- _All_ (_in chorus_). Let me. Let me. I'll tie it. (_They crowd
- around him._)
-
- _Tom._ Oh, quit! Keep off! Do you want to kill me. The least
- touch causes an indescribable sensation to quiver and shoot to the
- roots of my hair. Oh! I want a gentle hand, a skilful hand, a matronly
- hand. Miss Patience, you have much skill, tact. Will you condescend
- to—to tie up my paw?
-
- _Girls_ (_in chorus_). Poor Tom!
-
- _Patience_ (_approaching him_). Certainty, if I can relieve your
- suffering.
-
- _Tom._ You can, you can! Oh! (_Gives her string, and extends his
- hand. She stands_ L. _of him_. GIRLS _fall back_ R. _and_ L. _She winds
- the string about hand._)
-
- _Tom._ Gently, gently! Oh! how soft and tender! It seems as
- though my mother was hovering about me. Take care, take care! Gently!
- (_She ties the string._) Be very careful.
-
- _Patience._ I think that is tied tight.
-
- _Tom._ You think so? But you must be sure.
-
- _Patience_ (_taking his hand, and looking at string_). Yes, it's all
- right.
-
- _Tom_ (_slipping his hand out of cloth, leaving it in her
- hands_). Then you keep it, Patience, as a slight token of regard. "I'd
- offer thee this hand of mine, if I could love thee less." Keep it,
- Patience, and "wipe your weeping eyes," when I am far away.
-
- [_Runs off_ R.
-
- _Patience_ (_throws the wrapper after him_; GIRLS _laugh_). Was
- there ever such an insulting young puppy! Oh, his aunt shall know of
- this! I'll not go to my slumbers until I have told my story. Now laugh.
- (GIRLS _shout with laughter_.) You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
-
- _Maria._ You told us to laugh. Seems to me you cannot be suited
- any way.
-
- _Patience_ (_sits on lounge_). That scamp shall go out of this
- house, or I will. The idea of his daring to play such a trick upon me!
- Thought his mother was hovering about him!
-
- (_Enter_ TOM R., _enveloped in a large cloak or
- "waterproof," straw bonnet on his head, with a green veil down_.)
-
- _Tom_ (_at_ R.). Ef yez plaise, young ladies, I'm a poor ould
- widdy-woman, wid a husband in Californy; and the door was open, and I
- made bould, ef yez plaise, to walk in, and beg a chrust of bread. It's
- nine days jist, since a morsel of bread, or a sup of tay, has passed me
- lips.
-
- _Bessie._ Poor old lady!
-
- _Chorus._ Oh! do come in! (BESSIE _sets a chair_ C., _and the
- others crowd about_ TOM, _and lead him to chair_.)
-
- _Tom._ Oh! it's the kind hearts yez have, ony way. I'm wairy wid
- the walkin', and faint wid the hunger; and I've corns on my fute, and
- chilblain on my fingers, an' siven childer at home.
-
- _Maria._ Somebody give her something to eat.
-
- _Jane._ Here's Job with the tray.
-
- _Augusta._ And our lunch. (_Enter_ JOB _with tray_.)
-
- _Job._ Hallo! Who's this?
-
- _Jane._ A poor old woman, nearly starving. Quick! Give me the
- tray. (_Takes it, and places it in_ TOM'S _lap_.) Here, old woman, help
- yourself.
-
- _Tom_ (_aside_). My eyes! Here's luck; and I've had nothing but
- gruel. (_Eats voraciously._) It's the kind hearts ye have.
-
- _Jane._ Poor thing. Hasn't eaten any thing for nine days!
-
- _Job._ I should say nine months,—the way she puts it away.
-
- _Maria._ Oh, there's Bridget! Here, Bridget! (_Enter_ BRIDGET, R.)
- Here's a countrywoman of yours.
-
- _Bridget._ Indade! An' what be she doin' up-stairs, I dunno?
-
- _Bessie._ She's very hungry, and we gave her our lunch.
-
- _Bridget._ Oh, murther! An' me company mince-pies goin' down her
- throat! Oh! it's wastin' yez are. A cowld pratie would be good enough
- for her.
-
- _Maria._ Speak to her, Bridget; the tongue of her native land
- might please her.
-
- _Bridget._ Faith, it's my belief that the Yankee tongue she's
- stowin' away is far more to her liking. Whist, avourneen!
-
- _Tom_ (_aside_). That's Irish. (_Aloud._) To be sure! Yis,
- siscon. Fag-a-Balah. Erin-go-bragh. I'm obleeged to yez.
-
- _Bridget._ Were yez long from the owld country?
-
- _Tom._ Siventeen years come nixt Candlemas.
-
- _Bridget._ County Tipperary, I dunno?
-
- _Tom_ (_aside_). Nor I either. (_Aloud._) County
- Coberdowelgowen. D'ye mind that?
-
- _Bridget._ 'Pon my sowl, I niver heard of it. D'ye know Larry
- McFinley at all, at all?
-
- _Tom._ Him as lived at Doublin?
-
- _Bridget._ Thrue for yez.
-
- _Tom._ 'Pon me sowl, I niver hard his name before or since. My
- memory's failin', since I took to fortin'-tellin'.
-
- _Girls_ (_in chorus_). Oh! a fortune-teller. Isn't that grand!
-
- _Job._ Well, old lady, if you're done with that waiter, I'll
- take it.
-
- _Tom_ (_giving waiter_). It's little appetite I have, any way.
-
- _Job._ Little! She _has_ done with it. There's nothing left.
-
- _Tom._ Yis. I'm a bit of a fortin'-teller; and, in return for
- yer kindness, I'll be after tellin' yez a bit.
-
- _Maria._ Tell me mine first.
-
- _Other girls._ No, no! Mine, mine!
-
- _Tom._ Ah, be aisy. The wisest and the wittiest afore the
- youngest and the prettiest, that's my way.
-
- _Job._ Well, 'sposin' you commence with me, old lady. I
- calculate I can see through a grindstone when there's a hole in it.
-
- _Tom._ Ah! but they don't make the holes large enough for your
- observation nowadays, my foine fellow. But I know you. I can say
- through yez. Yez not yerself at all. Lave me alone for seein' through a
- body. You're in love. Ah! don't blush, man: it's rid enough yez are,
- onyhow. Yer fortune's made,—why would I be tellin' yez?
-
- _Job_ (_aside_). She's a keen one.
-
- _Bridget._ If yez plaise, will yez tell me?
-
- _Tom._ Oh! go way wid yez. Don't demane yerself before the foine
- folk!
-
- _Bridget_ (_angrily_). Will, I'd loike to know.
-
- _Tom._ Will, yez won't. It's ignorant yez are. The lady of the
- house would like to know where the sugar goes! D'ye mind?
-
- _Bridget._ Oh! it's a witch she is, onyhow. I'll not cross her.
-
- _Jane._ Now, my good woman, please tell me my fortune.
-
- _Other Girls._ No. Mine, mine!
-
- _Tom._ Be aisy. Don't I tell you? There's the foine lady on the
- sate beyant. Would she be after having her fortune towld, I dunno?
-
- _Patience._ No. I do not believe in such negrominstrelsy.
-
- _Maria._ Necromancy. Oh! what a mistake!
-
- _Tom._ Well, I don't know. The fates p'int that way. Onless I
- can tell her fate, I'll not be permitted to oblige yez.
-
- _Maria._ Oh, do, Patience!
-
- _Other Girls._ Yes, Patience, do!
-
- _Job._ Yes, do, dear—I mean, Miss Patience.
-
- _Patience._ Well, if it will please you, I will condescend to the
- examination. (_Approaches_ TOM, _and offers her hand. He takes it. The_
- GIRLS _crowd about him_.)
-
- _Tom._ Faith, that's a good hand,—a foine large hand; and yez a
- fortune. You've gowld and galore. (_Enter_ MRS. CANDOR, _unperceived,
- at back, with her hat and shawl; she stands by piano_.) Ah! but what's
- this? Ah! Yis, it's the way of the wourld. There's a young man close
- by.
-
- _Patience_ (_trying to release her hand_). It's no such thing. Let
- me go!
-
- _Tom._ It's the truth I'm tellin'.
-
- _Job._ She's a-goin' to let the cat out of the bag.
-
- _Patience._ I don't want to hear any more.
-
- _Tom._ Aisy, aisy! It's the fates wills it! He loves yez, honey,
- and you love him; and what will love not do, honey? He drops from his
- high estate, puts on the waiter's apron, and follows you,—his heart all
- the time cryin', "Have Patience!" Owld Job, him as had the cutaneous
- irruptions, had patience, and so shall Job Seedling have Patience.
-
- _Girls_ (_in chorus_). Oh, my! Our Job?
-
- _Patience._ No: not your Job, but my Job. I'm not ashamed to own him!
-
- _Mrs. Candor_ (_coming forward_). I'm very glad to hear it. (GIRLS
- _start to_ R. _and_ L.)
-
- _Girls_ (_in chorus_). Mrs. Candor!
-
- _Tom_ (_aside_). My aunt! Oh, here's a pickle. (_Hides his
- head._)
-
- _Job_ (_aside_). There'll be a nice row now!
-
- _Mrs. Candor_ (_to_ PATIENCE). So, young lady, contrary to all rules,
- you are carrying on a flirtation under my very nose.
-
- _Girls_ (_in chorus_). It's awful! wicked! O Patience!
-
- _Patience._ Well, what is a poor girl to do? Job loves me, and I love
- Job; and—and (_sobbing_) you couldn't be so wicked as to part two-wo-wo
- young lovers!
-
- _Job._ Yes; born for each other,—
-
- "Two roses on one stalk!"
-
- Them's us, Patience and Job.
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ You, Master Job, will be wanted here no more; and as for
- you, Miss Patience, a word with you. (_They go_ L., _and talk in dumb
- show_.)
-
- _Bridget._ Faith, I'll git the owld woman out of the way. (_To_
- TOM.) Whist, come away! (_Takes hold of him, and shakes him._) The
- misthress will be the death of yez. Coome!
-
- _Tom_ (_aside_). Away wid yez!
-
- _Bridget._ Away wid yerself, or there'll be throuble whin the
- misthress claps her eye onto yez. Coome, coome! (_Pulling her._)
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ Yes, Patience, I think it best you should close your
- connection with the school at once. (_Turns to_ TOM.) But who is this?
-
- _Bridget._ If yez plaise, she's a cousin of mine from County
- Cob-Cob—something; and, if yez plaise, she's a fortune-teller.
-
- _Tom._ Af yez plaise, would I tell yez fate, misthress?
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ No: let me tell yours. Boys that deceive their elders
- will never come to good.
-
- _Tom_ (_jumps up, and throws off cloak and bonnet_).
- Discovered!
-
- _Girls_ (_in chorus_). It's Tom! Oh, it's Tom!
-
- _Bridget._ Well, I niver! 'Pon my sowl! I dhouted the accint of his
- muther-tongue. County Cob-Cob! Oh, yez a gay desaver!
-
- _Tom._ It was the gruel, aunt. It flew to my head.
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ Oh, you scamp! Pack up your bag, and off to school at
- once: you have made a fine disturbance here.
-
- _Tom._ I meant no harm, aunt. I was anxious to come home to
- taste your mince-pies; eh, Bridget?
-
- _Bridget._ It's a greedy epicae yez are, anyhow.
-
- _Tom._ Your tongue and pickles. You wouldn't give me time to
- explain, and I was so homesick! Let me stay my time out.
-
- _Girls_ (_in chorus_). Oh, do, Mrs. Candor, do!
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ No: back you go. You've given me a fright, made me travel
- a mile to the doctor's, and set my school in commotion. No, sir; back
- you go. I'll have no thorns among my roses.
-
- _Tom._ Ah! but I removed the thorns, aunt. I think I'll get
- back, though. 'Twill be such an item for the papers!—"Romantic episode
- at Rosebush Institute."
-
- _Mrs. Candor._ Would you ruin me?
-
- _Tom._ Then don't send me away hungry. Stuff me with mince-pies,
- so that I can't utter a word, and the world shall never know how a
- homesick youth proved that love, in the halls of learning, is but a
- Thorn among the Roses.
-
- _Curtain._
-
-
-
-
- A CHRISTMAS CAROL.
-
-
- [Arranged as an entertainment from Dickens's Christmas Story.]
-
-
- CHARACTERS.
-
- EBENEZER SCROOGE.
- JACOB MARLEY, the shadow.
- FRED, Scrooge's nephew.
- BOB CRATCHIT.
- TINY TIM.
- BOY.
- THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST.
- THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
- THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS TO COME.
-
-
- COSTUMES.
-
- SCROOGE. Rusty suit of black; gray wig.
-
- MARLEY. Blue coat with brass buttons; breeches; top-boots with
- tassels; chain about his waist, with padlocks and keys fastened
- upon it; at the end, a cash-box; very white face; white wig, with
- hair standing up.
-
- FRED. Handsome modern costume; light overcoat; red scarf tied
- loosely about his neck; gloves; hat.
-
- BOB CRATCHIT. Rusty blue coat; shabby pants; iron-gray wig; large
- white comforter about his neck.
-
- TINY TIM. Roundabout jacket; comforter about his neck; crutch; cap.
-
- BOY. Jacket; large cap; very red nose; large mittens; comforter
- about his neck.
-
- CHRISTMAS PAST. A little girl; short white spangled dress; white
- stockings; shoes; a wig of long white hair.
-
- CHRISTMAS PRESENT. Purple robe reaching to the floor, trimmed with
- fur; long, brown, curly hair; full brown beard; on his head "a
- holly-wreath, set here and there with shining icicles;" a belt
- around his waist, to which is attached a scabbard.
-
- CHRISTMAS TO COME. Long black robe, with hood entirely concealing
- his features.
-
- These costumes can be altered or improved by reference to Fields,
- Osgood, & Co.'s illustrated Christmas Carol.
-
- ARRANGEMENT. This entertainment is arranged for a stage eighteen
- feet wide by fourteen feet deep. A curtain, to draw up, is
- required between the audience and the performers. Half way up the
- stage, another curtain, to separate in the centre, and draw aside;
- the front curtain should be green, the back dark fabric. The front
- of the stage represents Scrooge's office, where the dream (in this
- version) occurs. The back is used for the pictures. For home
- representation, the same arrangement can be easily carried out.
- The performer is directed as though standing upon the stage,
- facing audience.
-
-
-
-
- STAVE I.
-
- SCENE.—SCROOGE'S _office_. L., _a low desk, at which sits_ SCROOGE,
- _in a large arm-chair_. R., _a high desk, with a tall stool;
- candle burning upon the desk_. C., _a low stool_. BOB _standing by
- the desk with a poker in his hand; one foot advanced, as though
- creeping off_ L., _looking at_ SCROOGE _with an anxious
- expression_.
-
-
- _Scrooge_ (_looking round_). Here, you! don't you do it; don't you
- do it! Haven't I told you, that, if you venture to waste my coals,
- 'twill be necessary for us to part? Haven't I?
-
- (BOB _drops the poker, gets upon stool, and tries to
- warm his hands at the candle_.)
-
- _Fred_ (_outside_, R.). A merry Christmas, uncle! Ha, ha, ha!
- (_Enters_ R.) A merry Christmas! God save you!
-
- _Scrooge._ Bah! humbug!
-
- _Fred._ Christmas a humbug, uncle? You don't mean _that_, I'm
- sure.
-
- _Scrooge._ I do. Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas-time to
- _you_ but a time for paying bills without money,—a time for finding
- yourself a year older, and not an hour richer? Bah! If I had my will,
- every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be
- boiled with his own pudding, and burned with a stake of holly through
- his heart, he should.
-
- _Fred._ Uncle!
-
- _Scrooge._ Nephew, keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep
- it in mine.
-
- _Fred._ Keep it! But you don't keep it.
-
- _Scrooge._ Let me leave it alone, then. Much good may it do you!
- Much good it has ever _done_ you.
-
- _Fred._ There are many good things, from which I might have
- derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say Christmas among
- the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas-time when it
- has come round, apart from the veneration due to its sacred origin (if
- any thing belonging to it can be apart from that), as a good time,—a
- kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time,—the only time I know of in
- the long calendar of the year when men and women seem, by one consent,
- to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them
- as if they really were fellow-travellers to the grave, and not another
- race of creatures, bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle,
- though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I
- believe that it has done me good, and _will_ do me good; and I say, God
- bless it! (BOB _claps his hands heartily_.)
-
- _Scrooge._ Let me hear another sound from you, and you'll keep your
- Christmas by losing your situation. (_To_ FRED.) You're quite a
- powerful speaker, sir. I wonder you don't go into Parliament.
-
- _Fred._ Don't be angry, uncle. Come, dine with us to-morrow.
-
- _Scrooge._ I'll see you—(BOB _sneezes violently_.) What's the matter
- with _you_?
-
- _Fred._ Come, uncle; say "Yes."
-
- _Scrooge._ No.
-
- _Fred._ But why? why?
-
- _Scrooge._ Why did you get married?
-
- _Fred._ Because I fell in love.
-
- _Scrooge._ Because you fell in love! (_Suddenly turns to his desk._)
- Good afternoon.
-
- _Fred._ Nay, uncle, you never came to see me before that
- happened. Why give it as a reason for not coming now?
-
- _Scrooge._ Good afternoon.
-
- _Fred._ I want nothing from you: I ask nothing from you. Why
- cannot we be friends?
-
- _Scrooge._ Good afternoon.
-
- _Fred._ I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute.
- But I have made the trial, in homage to Christmas; and I'll keep my
- Christmas humor to the last. So a merry Christmas, uncle!
-
- _Scrooge._ Good afternoon.
-
- _Fred._ And a happy new year!
-
- _Scrooge._ Good afternoon.
-
- _Fred_ (_turns to_ R.) Bob Cratchit, a merry Christmas!
-
- _Bob_ (_shakes_ FRED'S _hand_). A merry Christmas, sir. God
- bless it!
-
- _Fred._ Ay, God bless it! and a happy new year.
-
- _Bob._ And a happy new year, sir; God bless that too!
-
- _Fred._ Ay, ay, Bob; God bless that too.
-
- [_Exit_, R.
-
- _Scrooge._ Here, you!
-
- _Bob_ (_jumping off stool_). Yes, sir.
-
- _Scrooge._ _You'll_ want all day to-morrow, I suppose?
-
- _Bob._ If quite convenient, sir.
-
- _Scrooge._ It's not convenient, and it's not fair. If I was to stop
- half-a-crown for it, you'd think yourself mightily ill-used, I'll be
- bound.
-
- _Bob._ Yes, sir.
-
- _Scrooge._ And yet you don't think me ill-used, when I pay a day's
- wages for no work.
-
- _Bob._ It's only once a year, sir.
-
- _Scrooge._ A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every
- twenty-fifth day of December. Well, you can't have it.
-
- _Bob._ But, sir—
-
- _Scrooge._ You can't have it. I shall expect you here earlier
- to-morrow.
-
- _Bob._ But, sir—
-
- _Scrooge._ No more. Go! (BOB, _with a very rueful face, puts on his
- hat, looks at_ SCROOGE, _and goes slowly out_ R.)
-
- _Scrooge_ (_turns his chair round to face_ C.) There's another
- fellow, my clerk, with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family,
- talking about a "merry Christmas!" I'll retire to Bedlam. I don't make
- merry myself at Christmas, and I can't afford to make idle people
- merry. I help to support the prisons and the workhouses. They cost
- enough, and those who are badly off can go there. Merry Christmas!
- Pooh! bah! humbug, humbug! (_Bell rings_ R., _bell rings_ L., _and
- then_ R. _and_ L. _together_.) Mercy! what's that? (_Music, piano, slow
- and solemn. Enter_ R., MARLEY, _dragging his chain, moving slow. Stops_
- C., _looking at_ SCROOGE; _a bandage of white cloth, passing under his
- jaws, tied on top of his head_.) How now? What do you want with me?
-
- _Marley._ Much.
-
- _Scrooge._ Who are you?
-
- _Marley._ Ask me who I _was_.
-
- _Scrooge._ Who _were_ you, then?
-
- _Marley._ In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.
-
- _Scrooge._ Can—can you sit down?
-
- _Marley._ I can.
-
- _Scrooge._ Do it, then. (MARLEY _sits on stool_, C., _facing_
- SCROOGE.)
-
- _Marley._ You don't believe in me.
-
- _Scrooge._ I don't.
-
- _Marley._ What evidence would you have of my reality, beyond that
- of your senses?
-
- _Scrooge._ I don't know.
-
- _Marley._ Why do you doubt your senses?
-
- _Scrooge._ Because a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of
- the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested blot of beef, a
- bit of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato.
- There's more of gravy than grave about you, whatever you are. (MARLEY
- _takes the bandage from his head; his jaw drops_.) Mercy! Dreadful
- apparition, why do you trouble me? Why do spirits walk the earth? and
- why do they come to me?
-
- _Marley._ It is required of every man, that the spirit within him
- should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide; and,
- if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after
- death. My spirit never walked beyond the counting-house. Mark me! in
- life my spirit never moved beyond the narrow limits of our
- money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me.
-
- _Scrooge._ Seven years dead, and travelling all the time! You travel
- fast.
-
- _Marley._ On the wings of the wind.
-
- _Scrooge._ You might have got over a great quantity of ground in
- seven years.
-
- _Marley._ Oh, blind man! blind man! not to know that ages of
- incessant labor by immortal creatures for this earth, must pass into
- eternity before the good of which it is susceptible is all developed;
- not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life's
- opportunities misused. Yet I was like this man. I once was like this
- man.
-
- _Scrooge._ But you were always a good man of business, Jacob.
-
- _Marley._ Business! Mankind was my business. The common welfare was
- my business. Charity, mercy, forbearance, benevolence, were all my
- business. Hear me; my time is nearly gone.
-
- _Scrooge._ I will; but don't be hard upon me. Don't be flowery,
- Jacob, pray.
-
- _Marley._ I am here to-night, to warn you that you have yet a
- chance and hope of escaping my fate; a chance and hope of my procuring,
- Ebenezer.
-
- _Scrooge._ You were always a good friend to me. Thank'ee.
-
- _Marley_ (_rising_). You will be haunted by three spirits.
-
- _Scrooge._ Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob? I—I
- think I'd rather not.
-
- _Marley._ Without their visits you cannot hope to shun the path I
- tread. Expect the first to-night, when the bell tolls one. Expect the
- second to-morrow night at the same hour; the third upon the next night,
- when the last stroke of twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no
- more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed
- between us. (_Music as before._ MARLEY _walks backward to_ R.,
- _followed by_ SCROOGE, _with the same slow step_. MARLEY _goes off_ R.
- _As_ SCROOGE _reaches the_ R., _bell tolls one: he turns. At the same
- moment, the_ SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS PAST _appears_, C., _entering at the
- opening in back curtain_.)
-
- _Scrooge._ Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
-
- _Spirit._ I am.
-
- _Scrooge._ Who and what are you?
-
- _Spirit._ I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
-
- _Scrooge._ Long past?
-
- _Spirit._ No: your past. The things that you will see with me are
- shadows of the things that have been. They will have no consciousness
- of us.
-
- _Scrooge._ What business brought you here?
-
- _Spirit._ Your welfare. Look! (_Steps_ L., SCROOGE R. _Music. The
- back curtains are drawn, showing a boy sitting at a desk_, R., _with an
- open book before him_.)
-
- _Scrooge._ It is myself. (_A man dressed as_ ALI BABA, _with an axe
- across his shoulder, passes slowly and noiselessly across stage back of
- desk_, R. _to_ L.) Why, it's Ali Baba! It's dear, old, honest Ali Baba.
- Yes, yes; I know. One day, Christmas-time, when yonder solitary child
- was left here all alone, he _did_ come here the first time, just like
- that poor boy. (ROBINSON CRUSOE, _with a parrot perched upon his
- finger, crosses from_ R. _to_ L. _For costumes, the performers can
- consult the picture-books._) There's Robinson. There's the
- parrot,—green body and yellow tail, with a thing like a lettuce growing
- out of the top of his head; there he is. Poor Robin Crusoe, he called
- him, when he came home after sailing round the island. "Poor Robin
- Crusoe! Where have you been, Robin Crusoe?" Ah! poor boy, poor boy!
- (_Curtain closes._) I wish (_puts his hand in his pocket_)—but it's too
- late now.
-
- _Spirit._ What is the matter?
-
- _Scrooge._ Nothing, nothing. There was a boy singing a Christmas
- carol at my door last night. I should like to have given him something.
- That's all.
-
- _Spirit._ Let us see another Christmas.
-
- (_Curtains are drawn, disclosing_ "FEZZIWIG'S
- _Dance_." R., _sits an old lady in cap and spectacles, her hands
- raised in admiration_; C., _is_ FEZZIWIG, _in the act of "cutting."
- He is a large man; white stockings, knee-breeches, shoes with
- buckles, long white waistcoat, brown coat, large white cravat, and
- wig. He stands upon his toes, with feet crossed, his countenance
- radiant with enjoyment. Opposite him_, MRS. F., _as though dancing,
- one hand on her waist, the other above her head; bright petticoat,
- dress tucked up, cap, and gray wig._ R. _and_ L. _of this couple,
- three young women and three young men; costumes same as_ MR. _and_
- MRS. FEZZIWIG, _with the exception of the wig. They stand leaning
- forward, with their hands together, as though applauding. In front
- of_ FEZZIWIG, _a little boy, imitating_ FEZZIWIG. _Behind all, a
- musician, standing in a chair, in the act of fiddling; music
- (violin), "Sir Roger de Coverley." The characters should be all
- ready, and take their places, instantly the curtain falls on the
- previous picture, as the time is very short._)
-
- _Scrooge._ Why, it's Fezziwig,—bless his old heart!—my master
- Fezziwig alive again; and there's Dick Wilkins, to be sure. He was very
- much attached to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Dear, dear! those were happy
- times. How grateful we were! (_Curtains close on picture._)
-
- _Spirit._ A small matter, to make these silly people so full of
- gratitude.
-
- _Scrooge._ Small?
-
- _Spirit._ Why, is it not? He has spent but a few pounds of your
- mortal money,—three or four, perhaps. Is that so much, that he deserves
- this praise?
-
- _Scrooge._ It isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to make his
- people happy or unhappy,—to make their service light or burdensome, a
- pleasure or a toil. The happiness he gives is quite as great as though
- it cost a fortune.
-
- _Spirit._ What is the matter?
-
- _Scrooge._ Nothing particular.
-
- _Spirit._ Something, I think.
-
- _Scrooge._ No, no. I should like to be able to say a word or two to
- my clerk just now: that's all.
-
- _Spirit._ My time grows short. Quick!
-
- (_Curtains are drawn, disclosing a young girl sitting
- upon a lounge. Beside her a young man stands, with his arms folded.
- She is looking away, he looking down at her. Costumes same as in_
- "FEZZIWIG'S _Dance._")
-
- _Scrooge._ Again myself.
-
- _Spirit._ Listen.
-
- (_The characters in the picture speak, with soft music
- while they are speaking._)
-
- _Girl._ It matters little—to you, very little. Another idol has
- displaced me; and if it can cheer and comfort you in time to come, as I
- would have tried to do, I have no just cause to grieve.
-
- _Youth._ What idol has displaced you?
-
- _Girl._ A golden one. You fear the world too much. I have seen
- your noble aspirations fall off, one by one, until the master
- passion—gain—engrosses you; have I not?
-
- _Youth._ What then? Even if I have grown so much wiser, what then?
- I am not changed towards you. Have I ever sought release from our
- engagement?
-
- _Girl._ In words, no. Never.
-
- _Youth._ In what, then?
-
- _Girl._ In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another
- atmosphere of life, another hope as its great end. If you were free
- to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe that you would choose
- a dowerless girl? or, choosing her, do I not know that your repentance
- and regret would surely follow? I do; and I release you, with a full
- heart, for the love of him you once were.
-
- _Scrooge._ Spirit, remove me from this place.
-
- _Spirit._ I told you these were shadows of the things that have
- been. That they are what they are, do not blame me.
-
- _Scrooge._ Away, I say! I cannot bear it. Leave me. Away, away!
- Haunt me no longer! (_Falls into chair_, L., _and covers his face with
- his hands. The_ SPIRIT _stands at the side of his chair, pointing at
- the picture. The front curtain slowly descends._)
-
-
-
-
- STAVE TWO.
-
- _Lively music. Curtain rises, showing_ SCROOGE'S _office, as
- before_. SCROOGE _sitting in chair, looking at back stage, the
- curtains of which are drawn, disclosing the_ GHOST OF CHRISTMAS
- PRESENT, _who sits upon a seat covered with red, his right arm
- leaning upon a barrel. In his lap is a bowl of steaming punch; in
- his left hand, a torch [red fire, such as is used in tableaux,
- placed in a hollow at the end of a stick, will produce the desired
- effect]; round him are strewn articles, such as are given for
- presents. After a few seconds_, CHRISTMAS PRESENT _rises, and
- comes forward. The curtains close._
-
-
- _Spirit._ Look up, look up, and know me better, man. I am the Ghost
- of Christmas Present. Look upon me. (SCROOGE _slowly rises, and moves
- round him, looking closely at him. Music continues. This is to give an
- opportunity to set the stage for the next picture._) You have never
- seen the like of me before?
-
- _Scrooge._ Never.
-
- _Spirit._ Have never walked forth with the younger members of my
- family; meaning (for I am very young) my elders born in these later
- years?
-
- _Scrooge._ I don't think I have. I'm afraid I have not. Have you had
- many brothers, Spirit?
-
- _Spirit._ More than eighteen hundred.
-
- _Scrooge._ A tremendous family to provide for. Spirit, show me what
- you will. Last night I learnt a lesson which is working now. To-night,
- if you have aught to teach me, let me profit by it.
-
- _Spirit._ Look well upon the pictures I disclose.
-
- [SPIRIT _retires_ R., SCROOGE, L.
-
- (_Curtains open, disclosing_ "BOB CRATCHIT'S
- _Christmas_." _Table_, C., _covered with white cloth; plates_. L.
- _of table sits_ MARTHA, _a young lady about eighteen; brown dress,
- white collar and cuffs; hair neatly arranged. Beside her, a boy of
- ten; jacket, with an enormous dickey and black cravat; his hands
- raised and clasped._ R. _of table, a boy, with a large ruffled
- collar; his fork in his mouth. Next him, a girl of eight, with her
- spoon thrust into her mouth. At the farther corner of table_, R.,
- _sits_ BOB CRATCHIT, _with_ TINY TIM _sitting upon his knee_. MRS.
- CRATCHIT, _dressed in plaid, stands at back of table, holding in
- both hands a plate bearing a plum-pudding, rather small, with a
- bunch of holly stuck in the top of it, and alcohol blazing around
- it. All eyes are fixed upon the pudding. Expression upon the faces
- joyful and expectant. Music lively._)
-
- _Scrooge._ It's my clerk, Bob Cratchit.
-
- _Spirit._ Ay, Bob Cratchit, who pockets on Saturdays but fifteen
- copies of his Christian name; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present
- blesses his four-roomed house with the sprinklings of his torch.
-
- _Bob Cratchit_ (_raising a cup_). A merry Christmas to us all, my dears!
- God bless us!
-
- _All_ (_in picture_). God bless us!
-
- _Tiny Tim._ God bless us, every one! (_Curtain closes._)
-
- _Scrooge._ Spirit, tell me if Tiny Tim will live.
-
- _Spirit._ I see a vacant seat in the poor chimney-corner, and a
- crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain
- unaltered by the future, the child will die.
-
- _Scrooge._ No, no! Oh, no, kind Spirit; say he will be spared.
-
- _Spirit._ If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, none
- other of my race will find him here. What then? If he be like to die,
- he had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.
-
- _Scrooge._ My very words, when I was asked to give a trifle for the
- poor!
-
- _Spirit._ Man,—if man you be in heart, not adamant,—forbear that
- wretched cant until you have discovered what the surplus is, and where
- it is. Will you decide what men shall live, what men shall die? It may
- be, that, in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless, and less fit
- to live, than this poor man's child.
-
- _Scrooge._ He must live! he must live! Poor Bob! poor Bob!
-
- _Spirit._ Come; look upon another picture.
-
- (_Music lively. Curtain rises upon picture of "Blind
- Man's Buff at_ NEPHEW FRED'S." _Characters in full evening
- costume,—gentlemen, white vests and white ties, black clothes;
- ladies, rich and tasty. In the_ C. _stands a gentleman,
- blindfolded, leaning forward, groping with his hands, the right
- hand just touching a young lady, who is half turned from him, but
- who is looking back with a smile upon her face. Beside her stands a
- gentleman with his finger upon his lip. Behind the blindfolded
- gentleman_, NEPHEW FRED, _with his head thrown back, his mouth
- open, as though laughing. On the_ L., _a young lady, leaning
- forward, with her fan to her lips; next her, a gentleman, holding
- the blindfolded gentleman by the coat-tail, his other hand upon his
- side, his head thrown back, and mouth open, as though laughing. A
- boy in front of the party, on his knees, with finger pointing up to
- the blindfolded gentleman._)
-
- _Scrooge._ Fred's house!
-
- _Spirit._ Ay, your nephew, making merry. If you listen, you will
- hear him say of his Uncle Scrooge, "He may rail at Christmas till he
- dies; but he can't help thinking better of it—I defy him—if he finds me
- going there in good temper, year after year, and saying, 'Uncle
- Scrooge, how are you?'"
-
- _Scrooge._ And I refused his invitation,—I refused it! I couldn't do
- it again, if I had the chance. O Fred, Fred! A merry Christmas, and God
- bless you!
-
- (_Front curtain descends quickly._)
-
-
-
-
- STAVE THREE.
-
- SCROOGE'S _office, as before. Back curtains drawn. The_ GHOST OF
- CHRISTMAS FUTURE _standing_, R., _pointing down_; SCROOGE _beside
- him_, L. _Mournful music._
-
-
- _Scrooge._ Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, Ghost of the Future, I
- fear you more than any spectre I have seen; but as I know your purpose
- is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I
- was, I have borne you company, and did it with a thankful heart.
- Spectre, something informs me that our parting moment is at hand. I
- know it, but I know not how. Tell me who that man was with the covered
- face, whom we saw lying dead, of whom the merchants in the street spoke
- so carelessly, at whom the vultures of the dead sneered and jested.
- (_The_ SPIRIT _raises his hand, then points behind him_.) Before I draw
- near to that stone to which you point, answer me one question. Are
- these the shadows of the things that will be? or are they shadows of
- things that _may_ be, only? (_The_ SPIRIT _points as before_.) Men's
- courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they
- must lead; but, if the courses be departed from, the ends will change.
- Say it is thus with what you show me. (_The_ SPIRIT _moves to_ R.,
- _turns, and points to back, where a gravestone leans against the wall,
- lettered_ "EBENEZER SCROOGE." _The position of the_ SPIRIT _should hide
- it till this_. SCROOGE _staggers back till he reaches chair_, L.) Am I
- that man who lay upon the bed? No, Spirit! Oh, no, no! Spirit, hear me!
- I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for
- this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope? Assure me
- that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered
- life. (_The_ SPIRIT _slowly lets his hand drop by his side_.) I will
- honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will
- live in the past, the present, and the future. The spirits of all these
- shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they
- teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone! (_Sinks
- into chair. The curtains slowly close. Bells outside ringing a merry
- peal. Music lively._ SCROOGE _starts from his chair_.) What's this, my
- own office! (_Runs across stage._) Hallo! what's to-day?
-
- _Boy_ (_outside_, R.). Eh?
-
- _Scrooge._ What's to-day, my fine fellow?
-
- _Boy_ (_outside_, R.). To-day? Why, Christmas Day.
-
- _Scrooge_ (_dancing about_). It's Christmas Day. I haven't missed
- it. Hallo, my fine fellow!
-
- _Boy_ (_entering_, R.). Hallo!
-
- _Scrooge._ Do you know the poulterer's, in the next street but one,
- at the corner?
-
- _Boy._ I should hope I did.
-
- _Scrooge._ An intelligent boy; a remarkable boy! Do you know whether
- they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there? Not the little
- prize turkey, the big one.
-
- _Boy._ What! the one as big as me?
-
- _Scrooge_ (_rubbing his hands_). Ha, ha, ha! What a delightful boy!
- It's a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my buck.
-
- _Boy._ It's hanging there now.
-
- _Scrooge._ Is it? Go and buy it.
-
- _Boy_ (_with finger to his nose_). Walk-er.
-
- _Scrooge._ No, no: I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell 'em to
- bring it here, that I may give them the directions. Come back with the
- man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five
- minutes, and I'll give you half-a-crown. (_Exit boy in a hurry_, R.)
- What a delightful boy! See him run! I'll send him to Bob Cratchit's. He
- sha'n't know who sent it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe Miller
- never made such a joke as sending it to Bob's will be. I forget he's to
- be here to-day. Oh, if he'd only come late! (_Sits at desk_, L.) Here
- he is, sure enough! (_Enter_ BOB, R., _looking very dejected. Takes off
- his hat and comforter, and gets upon stool._) (_Gruffly._) Hallo! what
- do you mean by coming here at this time of day?
-
- _Bob._ I am very sorry, sir. I _am_ behind my time.
-
- _Scrooge._ You are? Yes, I think you are. Step this way, if you
- please.
-
- _Bob_ (_getting down from stool_). I'm very sorry—
-
- _Scrooge._ Are you? What do you mean by coming here at this time?
- Now, I'll tell you what, my man; I'm not going to stand this thing any
- longer; and therefore (_jumps up, and gives_ BOB _a dig in the ribs_)
- I'm about to raise your salary. (BOB _runs to his desk, and gets a
- ruler, looking frightened_.) A merry Christmas, Bob! (_Slaps him in the
- back._) A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you
- for many a year. I'll raise your salary, and endeavor to assist your
- struggling family; and we'll discuss your affairs to-morrow over a
- Christmas bowl of sparkling bishop, Bob. Home to your family, and have
- a merry Christmas, and in the morning make up the fires, and buy a
- second coal-scuttle before you dot another _i_, Bob Cratchit.
-
- _Fred_ (_outside_, R.). A merry Christmas! (_Enters_, R.) Here I
- am again, uncle.
-
- _Scrooge_ (_running to him, and shaking hands_). A merry Christmas,
- Fred! I'm going to dine with you.
-
- _Fred._ That's right, uncle. You'll find a merry company.
-
- _Scrooge._ You can't tell me. I know 'em all. My niece, Plumper, the
- fat sister. Wonderful party! wonderful games! wonderful unanimity!
- wonderful happiness!
-
- _Fred._ We'll have a merry Christmas.
-
- _Scrooge._ Ay, that we will. Henceforth _I_ will honor Christmas in
- my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the past, the
- present, and the future. The spirits of all three shall strive within
- me. (_Sinks to his knees._) God bless us all!
-
- _Fred_ │(_sink to their knees_). God bless us all!
- _Bob_ │
-
- (_Music: curtains at back are drawn, disclosing "A Christmas
- Picture." In the centre, the_ GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT, _seated
- as before, with his torch raised, red fire blazing in it. At his_
- L., _the blindfolded gentleman, in the same position as before,
- with the lady getting away from him; on his_ L., _the lady with
- the fan_; R. _of_ CHRISTMAS PRESENT, MRS. CRATCHIT, _with the
- pudding in her hands_; MARTHA _at her_ R., _with_ TINY TIM _in her
- arms. Two of the children opposite them, looking at the pudding._
- TINY TIM _speaks, when curtain is fairly drawn, "God bless us
- every one!" "The Christmas Carol" [see p. 64] is then sung by an
- invisible chorus; and the front curtain falls upon the whole
- picture._)
-
-
-
-
- TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES
-
-
- 1. Changed "Mrs. Trueworth" to "Mrs. T." on p. 42 to be consistent with
- other entries of the same character.
- 2. Changed "Mrs. Hartshorn" to "Mrs. H." on p. 109 to be consistent
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-<p class='c000'> <strong>Transcriber's Note:</strong></p>
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-<p class='c000'> The cover image was created by the transcriber and is placed in the public domain.</p>
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-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/frontis.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>ENLISTED FOR THE WAR.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='figcenter id002'>
-<img src='images/illustratedtitlepage.jpg' alt='THE EXHIBITION STAGE BOSTON: LEE AND SHEPARD.' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>THE AMATEUR DRAMA SERIES.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div>
- <h1 class='c001'><span class='small'>THE</span><br /> <br /> EXHIBITION DRAMA:<br /> <br /> <span class='small'>COMPRISING</span><br /> <br /> <span class='xlarge'>DRAMA, COMEDY, AND FARCE,</span><br /> <br /> <span class='small'>TOGETHER WITH</span><br /> <br /> <span class='large'>DRAMATIC AND MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENTS,</span><br /> <br /> <span class='small'>FOR</span><br /> <br /> <span class='small'><em>PRIVATE THEATRICALS, HOME REPRESENTATIONS, HOLIDAY AND<br /> SCHOOL EXHIBITIONS</em>.</span></h1>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div>BY</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>GEORGE M. BAKER</span>,</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='small'>Author of "Amateur Dramas," "The Mimic Stage," "The Social Stage,"</span></div>
- <div><span class='small'>"The Drawing-Room Stage," "Temperance Dramas," "A Baker's</span></div>
- <div><span class='small'>Dozen," "Humorous Dialogues," "Running to Waste,"</span></div>
- <div><span class='small'>&amp;c.</span></div>
- <div class='c003'>ILLUSTRATED.</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>BOSTON:</span></div>
- <div><span class='large'>LEE AND SHEPARD, PUBLISHERS.</span></div>
- <div>NEW YORK:</div>
- <div>LEE, SHEPARD, &amp; DILLINGHAM.</div>
- <div>1875.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1874, by</div>
- <div>GEORGE M. BAKER,</div>
- <div>In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington.</div>
- <div class='c002'><span class='sc'>Boston</span>:</div>
- <div><span class='sc'>Rand, Avery, &amp; Co., Stereotypers and Printers</span>.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_3'>3</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>PREFACE.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c006'>In the preparation of "The Exhibition Drama," the
-author has endeavored to present as great a variety as in
-the previous volumes of this series, and to comply, as far as
-possible, with the requests of numerous correspondents.
-Thus "Enlisted for the War" was written in response to a
-demand for something, based on the late civil war, which
-should meet the requirements of various Posts of the G. A. R.
-The musical allegories, "The Visions of Freedom," and
-"The Tournament of Idylcourt," were prepared for the
-graduating-class in a Boston grammar-school, and are of the
-same general character as those previously issued. The
-Christmas entertainment, and the dramatization of Dickens's
-"Christmas Carol," have both been successfully performed
-at sabbath-school entertainments. These, as well as
-the allegories, are plentifully supplied with tableaux, easily
-represented, and are adapted to the wants of many occasional
-exhibitions.</p>
-
-<p class='c000'>That "Amateur Dramas" are successful, the appearance
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_4'>4</span>of a fifth volume is convincing testimony. In addition to
-this, the warm commendations of the press, frequent testimonials
-from public teachers, and last, though not least, a
-steadily increasing demand for the old as well as the new,
-convince the author that he is honorably catering to a
-healthy appetite for innocent and wholesome recreation.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>G. M. B.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-l'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group0'>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>207 West Springfield Street, Boston.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_5'>5</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>CONTENTS.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='CONTENTS'>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='91%' />
-<col width='8%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <th class='c007'></th>
- <th class='c008'>PAGE.</th>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Enlisted for the War; or, The Home-Guard</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><a href='#Page_9'>9</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Never say Die</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><a href='#Page_85'>85</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>The Champion of her Sex</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><a href='#Page_109'>109</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>The Visions of Freedom</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><a href='#Page_135'>135</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>The Merry Christmas of the Old Woman who lived in a Shoe</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><a href='#Page_157'>157</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>The Tournament of Idylcourt</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><a href='#Page_173'>173</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>A Thorn among the Roses</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><a href='#Page_201'>201</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>A Christmas Carol</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><a href='#Page_227'>227</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>All the above are published separately, and can be obtained of <span class='sc'>Lee &amp;</span></div>
- <div><span class='sc'>Shepard</span>, Publishers, Boston. Price 15 cts. each.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>ENLISTED FOR THE WAR;<br /> OR,<br /> THE HOME-GUARD.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div>A DRAMA IN THREE ACTS.</div>
- <div class='c003'><em>Also a complete two-act drama, by omitting the second</em></div>
- <div><em>act, and two characters.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c001'>CHARACTERS.</h3>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c002'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Robert Trueworth</span>, a Soldier of the Union.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Wilder Rowell</span>, Guardian of Gaylie Gifford.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Hosea Jenks</span>, Auctioneer.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Hiram Jenks</span>, his Son, "a mere boy."</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Crimp</span>, Colored.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Gen. Grant.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Lieut.-Col. Boxer.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Gaylie Gifford</span>, an Heiress.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span>, Robert's Mother.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Mattie Trueworth</span>, Robert's Sister.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c001'>COSTUMES.</h3>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='sc'>Robert.</span> Acts 1 and 2, Uniform of a private. Act 3, Uniform of
-a colonel.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Rowell.</span> Act 1, Modern dress, change to colonel's uniform. Act
-2, Colonel's undress uniform. Act 3, Fashionable dress.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_10'>10</span><span class='sc'>Hosea.</span> Act 1, Make up "fat;" blue coat with brass buttons;
-nankeen pants; striped vest; white necktie; face florid; nose
-a little pimply; curly gray wig. Act 3, Something like the
-same, but figure rather emaciated; cheeks sunken; and a little
-more bald than in first act.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Hiram Jenks.</span> Act 1, Short jacket, through which his arms protrude;
-light pants, very short; blue stockings; thick shoes;
-crop wig; general juvenile appearance. Act 3, Short dress
-bob-tail coat, &amp;c.; not dandified, but neat; should be an entire
-change from Act 1.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Crimp.</span> Act 1, Black woolly wig; gray pants; white shirt,
-sleeves rolled up; wide-rimmed straw hat. Act 2, Disguise of
-an old darkey; gray wig; gray side-whiskers; blue shirt;
-white duck pants, with one suspender. Act 3, Black coat and
-pants; white vest; white necktie.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Gen. Grant.</span> Uniform of major-general, with cloak; military
-slouch hat, full beard, and make up as usual.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Gaylie Gifford.</span> Act 1, Neat travelling-suit. Act 3, Handsome
-evening-dress.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth.</span> Black dress, white collar and cuffs, and
-widow's cap, very neat.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Mattie.</span> Act 1, Muslin dress and white apron; sleeves rolled
-up. Act 3, Evening dress.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>NOTE.—"<span class='sc'>Enlisted for the War</span>," here presented in its
-most simple form, can be elaborately produced, if preferred.
-Where a military display is desirable, the second act will allow of
-"an awkward-squad drill," "relieving guard," a bayonet-drill,
-or the introduction of a camp song. At the end of the third act,
-the returning company might march across the stage, behind
-windows and door, illuminated with white and red lights, with
-the chorus "Marching through Georgia."</p>
-
-<p class='c012'><span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span><span class='sc'>Act I.</span>—<span class='sc'>Scene.</span> <em>Interior of farm-house. Door in
-flat</em>, <span class='fss'>R. C.</span> <em>Window in flat</em>, <span class='fss'>L. C.</span> <em>Outside the window
-arrange flowers in pots, and shrubbery. Inside, muslin
-curtain draped up at</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Window open; between
-it and door, bureau or secretary. Lounge or sofa</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>
-<em>Rocking-chair</em>, <span class='fss'>R. C.</span> <em>Small table with a chair beside
-it</em>, <span class='fss'>L. C.</span>; <em>writing-materials on table. Chair</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>
-<span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span> <em>discovered in rocking-chair, knitting
-and rocking</em>. <span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>in chair beside table, her
-arms folded on table, her face hidden in her arms</em>.</p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1 c002'>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). It's a downright shame. Look at it; a fine piece of property like
- this going, going at such a ruinous sacrifice; and I'm only offered nine hundred and
- fifty dollars for it; literally flowing with milk and honey. Shall I have ten,—ten, do
- you say? Quick, or you lose it; nine hundred and fifty once, nine hundred and fifty
- twice, nine hundred and fifty,—going, going, and gone to Wilder Rowell, Esq., for nine
- hundred and fifty dollars. You've got a bargain.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>raising her head</em>). Do you hear, mother? To Wilder Rowell.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's a shame to let it go for that price, and to a stranger.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Rowell is no stranger, mother. It's now five years since he came to Grainlow with Mr.
- Gifford.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>For all that, he's a stranger,—a proud, <span class='pageno' id='Page_12'>12</span>haughty man, whom nobody likes, nobody
- has confidence in.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Gifford had confidence enough to give him the guardianship of his daughter when he
- died two years ago; and Gaylie likes him. As for being proud and haughty, to me he is
- always pleasant and condescending.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Condescending, indeed! You're just as good as he is. Bless you, child, the Trueworths
- held their heads as high as the best of folks until our troubles commenced. Your father
- took to borrowing to experiment with his patent wrinkles, and mortgaged the farm to that
- mean skinflint, Hosea Jenks. Ah, well! he did it for the best, no doubt. Only six months
- dead, and now the old farm has gone too.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mother 'tis hard, 'tis cruel, to leave you homeless in your old age. Had father been wise—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hush, child! not a word against him. He was a good, kind father, and a husband to be
- proud of. In all his troubles he never would touch a cent of the money we had put by to
- push Rob through college. That was safely locked up; and the lad came through with all
- the honors.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>What good can his learning do him now?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>That remains to be seen. When the call came for men, our boy, bless him! stepped out with
- the first, and enlisted for the war. Then came the hard blow, hardest of all to bear. My
- own dear, noble husband breathed out his life in my arms, and joined the true and noble
- in that better land. Hark! I hear Robert's step. (<span class='sc'>Mattie</span>
- <em>rises, and goes up</em> <span class='pageno' id='Page_13'>13</span><em>to the window</em>. <span
- class='sc'>Robert</span> <em>enters slowly door in flat; comes down, places his hand on
- the back of his mother's chair</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mother, the farm has gone. We are homeless.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>wipes her eyes, and endeavors to suppress emotion</em>). Yes, Rob, the old home is
- ours no more. Perhaps it is as well we made a change. Now he who, who (<em>rises, and
- stretches out her arms</em>)—O Rob, Rob! I can't bear it; I can't bear it. (<em>Sobs, and
- falls upon his neck.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>embracing her</em>). O mother! this should not have been. Had I known the worst, I
- could have prevented it. I have strong arms and a cool head. I could have managed the
- farm. I thought father was so comfortably settled; and now my enlistment binds me. Oh, I
- could have done bravely!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>recovering</em>). And you will do bravely now, where every true man should stand in
- the hour of his country's peril, in the ranks of brave defenders. Fear not for us:
- there's a power of strength in these old arms yet, and a stout heart to struggle; ay, and
- a brave one. Am I not the mother of a man who leaves all to serve his country?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Brave mother, you shall have a son to be proud of.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Right, boy. And my prayers and blessing shall cheer you on to victory.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yet you are homeless, mother. Our regiment is ready for the field: it only awaits the
- appointment of a colonel. I may be called away at an hour's notice. If I could only have
- secured the old home for you, I should have been content.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_14'>14</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Rob, why did you not ask the assistance of Gaylie Gifford? She is rich, and I know would
- have helped us,—her old home too.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, her old home. Dear little girl! how fond we all were of her, and she of us! But she
- went away to school two years ago, perhaps has forgotten us.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, Rob, not a week passes but I have a letter from her; such a good, kind letter too!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, I know; and yet I could not <em>ask</em> her assistance.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Perhaps you are right, Rob; but it does seem hard, after all the care and attention she
- has received from mother, she could do nothing for us. But they do say money makes inward
- changes as well as outward. Thank Heaven, we're out of its temptation!
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>seating his mother in her chair, and kneeling at her side</em>). Mother, there's one
- reason why I could not ask Gaylie for assistance. I should like to tell you, for I would
- want her to know it should I never return.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Never return! O Rob! do not say that.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>That is one of the chances of war, mother. We must think of it. 'Tis the unlucky chance
- in this game of life, when so much depends on my success. But Gaylie, mother.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, Rob, what of Gaylie?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mother, you will, perhaps, call me mad; but, since Gaylie left us, a wild and strong
- desire has taken possession of my heart. I could not see her growing up so good and
- beautiful, without becoming more and <span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>more strongly attached to her. At college
- my dreams were of her; my waking thoughts again and again fashioned her image into dear
- companionship; and I have at last dared to believe that I might one day woo her, perhaps
- win her.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Rob, my boy, 'tis a wild dream. She is a rich heiress; in a year will be mistress of that
- grand estate yonder. (<em>Enter door in flat</em> <span class='sc'>Wilder Rowell</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, mother; but I am a soldier of the Union; and, out of that glorious majority who are
- to battle for its rights, the North will pick its trusty leaders. Why may not I rise? Why
- may not I win rank and glory? and, when that is gained, why may not I dare to ask the
- hand of her I love so dearly, Gaylie Gifford?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>at back</em>). I beg your pardon if I intrude. (<span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>rises</em>.) Mr. Jenks asked me to step inside. He will soon join me to complete the
- sale.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). You are in your own house, sir. 'Tis we who intrude.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Rowell, I shall take immediate steps to find another home for my mother and sister.
- We will not long trespass.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>down</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>). Oh, take your own time: perhaps 'twill not
- be necessary to remove.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>How? I do not understand you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I will speak with you again: for the present, make yourself perfectly at home in my house.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). His house. Poor old house! you have fallen among thieves. Come, mother.
- (<em>Puts his arm about his mother's waist, and they exeunt</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span> <span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span><em>looks after them, then
- places his hat on bureau at back, and sits at table</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I certainly have heard something to my advantage. So, my fine soldier-boy, you love
- my ward, Gaylie Gifford. So do I. There we are perfectly agreed. But, when it comes to
- possession, I think we shall quarrel. Forewarned, forearmed. I have purchased this farm
- for the purpose of pleasing my ward; well knowing, that, had she been informed of the
- sale, she would have requested its purchase, that in gratitude she might have restored it
- to her old protectress. Her gratitude to me, for my wise forethought, would, no doubt,
- bring me one step nearer to my ambition. But this soldier loves her; should she be
- allowed to carry out her wishes, would love her all the more, perhaps arouse an answering
- affection. No. I'll keep the farm for my own pleasure; perhaps play the <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">rôle</span></i>
- of benefactor myself. Gaylie's large fortune must be shared with me. I never dreamed of
- this fellow's ambition. He rise? If fortune only smile upon me, I will guard against that.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). I'm obleeged to you, Massa Jinks. I jes w-w-want to know w-w-w-whar
- you gwine t-t-t-ote dis yere farm?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). Oh, bother! do you suppose we're going to dig it up, and cart it off,
- you stupid? (<em>Enter door in flat, followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Crimp</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>S'pose, s'pose; donno nuffin 'bout s'posin, Massa Jinks. You cum down here, Massa Jinks,
- betwixt eleben and seben, <span class='fss'>A.M.</span>, into de forenoon. You stick up a
- red frag ober de do', and you gets up onto <span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>de barril; and, when you's onto de
- barril, you gets a crowd round de barril, and deliber a Fourfe-ob-July speech onto de
- barril, and you jaw away, and ax 'em for dollars, nine hundred dollars, fify dollars, and
- tell dat ar assemblin' dis yere farm am gwine, gwine, gwine; and all I ax you for to tole
- me, whar it am gwine for to go. I'm obleeged to you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! that's only a figurative expression. I've sold the farm: that's all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Figger-who? Sole de farm; who tole you? who ax you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>My interest.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>In-ter-which? who's he?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>I had a mortgage on the property, foreclosed, and sold out.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>M-m-m-orgages onto de property. No, sar, don't raise 'em; heaps ob cabbages, but no
- morgages. I'm obleeged to you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I've sold the property,—house, land, farming-utensils, and live stock.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Live stock; horses, cows, by golly, and de hogs (<span class='sc'>Hosea</span>
- <em>nods</em>), and de chickens and roosters?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, sold them all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>By golly, you don't mean it; w-w-w-what we gwine to do for Fanksgibben? And de ole ram
- Jim,—he gwine too?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, the old ram Jim.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Golly, dat so? I'm obleeged to you, Massa Jinks. Dat are ole ram Jim am de mos' dyspeptic
- biped—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Quadruped, Crimp. Bipeds walk on two legs: he goes on four.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Does he, Massa Jinks? You jes' don't know ole Jim: by golly, he's on two legs mos' de
- time, and gwine for me so (<em>imitates butting</em>), see, so. Hope I may die, Massa
- Jinks, if dat ar ole Jim didn't creep up a-hind me las' night when I was a-leanin' ober
- de pig-sty, jes' as easy, and lif' me ober dat ar fence into de mud, afore you could ax
- no questions. Nearly took away my bref. I'm glad he's gwine; he's too sociable; he is
- always teasin' folks to take a horn wid him, always wantin' to help gib you a boost. By
- golly, I's glad ole Jim gwine.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Suppose you go and tell him so.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>What, me? Guess not, Massa Jinks. We ain't on speakin' terms; de conbersation am always
- interrupted wid so many buts, can't get on at all. But I'll jes' go and gib him a hint,
- Massa Jinks,—wid a stone. By golly, ole Jim gwine! Hi! de jubilum am come. I'm obleeged
- to you.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>F.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, Mr. Rowell, I'm at your service; sorry to have kept you waiting.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's of no consequence, Jenks: by the way, Miss Mattie Trueworth is a very pretty girl.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Isn't she? If she only went with the farm you'd get the <em>true worth</em> of your
- money. You see: ha, ha, ha! I'm always doing it: can't help it; will pop out in my
- office, at my table, even in my dreams. It's a bad habit,—a <em>pun</em>icious habit, for
- which I ought to be punished. There it is again! Ha, ha, ha! I can't help it. I try, but
- it's no use; in my office, at my table—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'm to pay you one hundred dollars.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Exactly, to bind the bargain; balance in ten days.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes out pocket-book</em>). These Trueworths are evidently in a bad way.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Very. Farm gone, all gone. Poor folks! my heart bleeds for them.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Does it, indeed? The farm is sold to pay your claim.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, and you've got a bargain. It's wartimes, and folks ain't a-goin' to put out their
- money. A year ago, three thousand dollars could not have bought this farm. What's the use
- of buying land when there's no telling but what the Southern Confederacy will sweep every
- thing afore the war's over?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! then you've not much faith in the success of Northern arms?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>It does look a leetle black for the North.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>If that's your opinion, perhaps I'd better withdraw before the bargain's closed.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>What! back out? Don't you do it! It's always blackest just afore day. The right must
- conquer: it's a magnificent farm. It's only a question of time: a hundred dollars if you
- have it ready. The Union must be preserved: best cows in the country. Look at the
- uprising: a million freemen in arms,—ninety acres of meadow-land,—marching on to victory.
- And we're so far north, you know, it's a safe investment. I'll write a receipt.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>throws down money, and rises</em>). There's your money.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's good. (<em>Snatches the money.</em>) The <span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>best investment you ever made.
- (<em>Sits and writes.</em>) There's your receipt. Thank you. (<em>Rises and shouts.</em>)
- Hi, sonny, take down the flag: bargain's closed. That's my son out there; a mere boy, but
- awful smart if he's kept in his place. Hiram Jenks is his baptismal name. I call him Hi,
- for short: see the pun? ha, ha, ha! Hi Jenks, when I'm in a highly humorous vein,—that's
- another; and when he's in a teasing humor, I call him Hi, son. There's another! Ha, ha,
- ha! Can't help it: I'm always doing it. I must be funny; in my office, at my table—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>You seem to be a very busy man, Mr. Jenks.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am. I'm a auctioneer, funeral undertaker, coroner, lawyer, expressman, carpenter,
- shoemaker, any thing by which I can gain an honest penny. There's only one office that
- seems necessary to my happiness. I would be a postmaster; and Stamps is on his last legs.
- Poor fellow! he's nearly stamped out of existence. You see: ha, ha, ha! I can't help it;
- it will pop out. Perhaps it's better, for humor is dangerous when it strikes in. See? Ha,
- ha, ha!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your humor is not of the strikin' kind, Mr. Jenks.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ha, ha, ha! very good; it's catching. Strike in: that's (<em>looks grave</em>) rather
- good.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>There's a son at the head of this Trueworth family, I believe?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes; a splendid fellow, who enlisted a week before his father died. Poor chap! he's
- awfully cut up. Thought the old folks nicely settled, and was <span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>chock full of
- patriotism. Was disappointed in that, but could not get out of Uncle Sam's clutches. I
- couldn't afford to lose my money, so foreclosed and sold out. (<em>Enter door in
- flat</em> <span class='sc'>Hiram Jenks</span> <em>with a long pole, on which a red
- auction-flag is rolled, on his shoulder</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Twas a hard blow for the family. (<span class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>turns to shut the
- door: pole swings round, and hits</em> <span class='sc'>Hosea</span> <em>in the
- head</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, murder! you clumsy chap, you've broke my head.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Twas a hard blow for you, dad,—an auctioneer knocked down under his own flag.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>"When pole meets poll, then comes the crack of skull."</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Shut up, sonny! Where's your manners? Hold up your head. (<span class='sc'>Hiram</span>
- <em>obeys the directions as spoken</em>.) Boys should be seen, not heard. Turn out your
- toes. That was good, though, "when pole meets poll:" ha, ha, ha! He can't help it: takes
- it from me. I can't help it; in my office, at the table—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'm anxious to settle this business at once, and get possession of the farm. If you will
- arrange the papers, my check is ready to-day for the whole amount of purchase.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>I like that. My son, hold up your head: here's an example for you; a man who's anxious to
- pay,—turn out your toes,—who never puts off until to-morrow what can be done to-day. When
- you grow up, sonny, remember ready is the color of the winning <span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>horse on the
- racecourse of life,—Ready-cash; by whom that <em>dun</em>-colored nag Promise-to-pay is
- always distanced. Ha, ha, ha! There's a pair of 'em. I can't help it; it will pop out; in
- my office, at my table—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'm in something of a hurry.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>All right: step over to my office, and we'll settle up at once. Sonny, straighten up! You
- are released from official business, and may go off fishing. (<em>Pats him on the
- head.</em>) That's good, Ha, ha, ha! I can't help it; 'twill pop out regardless of time
- and place. We wits know no pent-up Ut<em>aca</em>. You take, hey, Rowell? Ha, ha, ha! I
- really can't help it; in my office, at my table—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Jenks, I really must insist—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>You can't stand it, hey? Then we'll move on. Sonny, stand by the flag. I'm going, going,
- gone. Ha, ha, ha! [<em>Exit, followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <em>door in
- flat</em>.]
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>stands</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>and looks after them</em>). Sonny,
- sonny! Well, if the old man keeps on his degenerating pace, he'll be in his second
- childhood in six months. Calls me a boy, a mere boy: twenty last month. Keeps me in a
- short jacket, and shorter pantaloons. Makes me keep my hair sandpapered like an urchin of
- ten. It's about time this thing was stopped. If my arm creeps through this jacket much
- farther, I'm very much afraid it will rise in indignation, and smite my aged sire. "Honor
- your parents" is a very good maxim, but it may be carried a little too far. I'd go into
- the army, but he won't let me; swears I <span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>shall stand by the old flag. (<em>Clasps
- the auction-flag in his arms.</em>) No matter: it's only a year, and I am free. Ah!
- here's Mattie Trueworth, a girl I would lay down my life for, and who laughs at me.
- Heigho! if I wasn't a boy, I should be very much in love with her. How d'ye do, Mattie?
- (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! it's you, Hiram Jenks.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, it's me, Mattie: the standard-bearer, (<em>pompously</em>) bearing the old flag,
- that has conquered in so many battles; under whose folds so many household gods have
- fallen, never to rise again.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Pshaw! you'd look more manly bearing the flag of your country.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>S'pect I would, Mattie: it's what I'd like. But dad says No.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, indeed! a dutiful son, truly. The house is sold: why do you wait here?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>To get a word with you, Mattie. I've a great admiration for you. If I dared, I would tell
- you that I love you. (<em>Places flag in</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>corner
- back</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't you dare do any such thing. You must know I detest you, a mere boy; why, you're not
- yet out of jacket and trousers!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>stretching up his arms</em>). You're mistaken, Mattie: I'm a long way out of them.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hiram Jenks, you're a fool.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's just what dad says, Mattie; but he's awfully mistaken. He's old and queer, so I
- think it no harm to humor his fancies, though I do get laughed at. He does not know,
- that, long after he's asleep, the fool is studying by candle-light, way into <span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>the
- night; that, while he's about his business, the fool's ears are open, and his eyes sharp
- set, watching the kinks and tricks of trade. Only a year, Mattie, and I shall be
- free,—free to laugh at him, free to win you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Win me! Hiram Jenks, have you lost your senses?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sometimes I think I have, Mattie, when I look at you. Don't be hard on me. Think me a
- boy, if you will: only remember that I love you dearly; for your sake, would die a
- thousand deaths.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>What unparalleled devotion! (<em>Sits in chair</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and
- turns her back</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mattie, Rob must soon leave for the battle-field. You will then need a friend. Let me
- take his place, be a brother to you; or give me the right to be nearer and dearer.
- (<em>Kneels, and takes her hand.</em>) Speak, Mattie: I love you dearly, truly.
- (<em>Enter door in flat</em> <span class='sc'>Hosea</span>, <em>followed by</em> <span
- class='sc'>Rowell</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good gracious, boy! what are you about? You're spoiling your trousers. (<span
- class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>jumps up</em>.) Mattie, don't let that boy pester you with
- his nonsense. Sonny, go home. (<em>Aside.</em>) 'Pon my word, I believe the boy was
- making love to that girl. I must look after him a little closer. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Hiram,
- hold up your head, turn out your toes, 'bout face, march! (<span class='sc'>Hiram</span>
- <em>looks at his father as if he would defy him, then obediently marches off</em>.) Now,
- Mr. Rowell, you are in possession. There is the deed (<em>giving paper</em>), where you
- may read your title clear. What's to prevent? Ha, ha, ha! there it is again! I can't help
- it; in my office—
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>D.</span> <em>in</em> <span class='fss'>F.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Miss Mattie, will you be kind enough to inform your brother that I would speak with him?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Certainly sir, he's somewhere about the place: I'll find him.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I will make an attempt to dispose of this farm to advantage. I must be quick: Gaylie is
- expected home to-day, may return at any moment. If this fellow was only out of the way,
- 'twould be clear sailing. Yet if I can manage to spike his guns before the prize heaves
- in sight, the victory is mine. (<em>Sits at table. Enter</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>
- <span class='sc'>Rob</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You would speak with me, Mr. Rowell?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: take a chair. (<em>Rises, and offers chair to</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span>,
- <em>then goes</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>and brings chair to</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of table: both sit</em>.) This farm has passed from the
- possession of your family into my hands; the purchase-money is all paid; and I now hold
- by right the title-deed. Here it is. (<em>Lays it on table.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I understand. Your property shall be vacated at once.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not so fast, my dear fellow: hear me out. You are a brave man; you have enlisted in your
- country's cause. You must go to the battle-field, and leave your dear ones to the tender
- mercies of this little world. I cannot be insensible to such patriotism, and I would
- befriend you in this emergency.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You befriend me! I have no claim upon you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>But you have upon my ward. She was reared beneath this roof. Were she here, I think she
- would uphold me in what I am about to do,—restore to you this farm.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Restore it! I have no right to it. 'Tis yours by lawful purchase.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>You're right; and as an act of justice to one who gives himself to a great cause, that
- his dear ones shall not be left helpless, I give you back the farm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You do this, Mr. Rowell: you give me the farm freely, unconditionally?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not exactly. There is one condition, and only one. (<span class='sc'>Mattie</span>
- <em>appears at window outside, with a pair of scissors, and is arranging and clipping her
- flowers, overhearing the following dialogue</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>One condition. Mr. Rowell, before you state that condition, let us understand one
- another. I do not like you. I have felt an instinctive dislike from the time you first
- entered this town. I have heard hard stories concerning you,—that you have wronged men,
- ay, and women too. With all that, I have no right to prevent my mother and sister from
- remaining in their old home. I will not, can I do so honorably. But I will accept no
- favor from you. Show me any way in which I can redeem this place, the way to win it back
- by good service that shall repay in full all expenses you have incurred in its purchase,
- or encumber it with a mortgage and heavy interest; but give me time to redeem, and I will
- believe you are my friend, will trust you. Come, I have spoken plainly: now let me hear
- your condition.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ha! I like plain speaking. You are an adept at it. You don't like me. Well, then, in
- place of favor, I will offer a bargain. Here it is: this farm <span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>to you and yours
- forever, for a promise—a pledge—that you never offer your hand to my ward, Gaylie Gifford.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie Gifford,—my hand!—Mr. Rowell, you are jesting.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, I am serious. When I entered this house for the first time to-day, I heard your
- confession to your mother. I know how grateful Gaylie is for the kind care bestowed upon
- her here in childhood; and I would not have her kind heart wounded by the belief that one
- with whom she has been so intimate should presume upon her friendship, to seek to gain
- her hand, and with it a fortune.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Mr. Rowell, you are insulting.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Come, be reasonable! You can never hope to win her. Give me your promise, and the farm is
- yours.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>No! A thousand times no! You know my secret, but you know not me. I do love Gaylie
- Gifford, and with a hopeless love. The very fortune you taunt me with seeking is a bar to
- keep me silent.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then take the farm. I will willingly give it up to purchase your silence. She can never
- be yours: 'twas her father's wish, that, when she became of age, her hand should be given
- to another.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>And that other, yourself. Am I not right, Wilder Rowell?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Twas a pretty shrewd guess.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>It is a lie. He had no such wish. My father was with him when he died.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Lie! this to me?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, a lie! You like plain speaking. I know he left her free to choose her own mate, and
- bade you, as her guardian, to respect her choice.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am her choice. Already she trusts me, with a confidence that only love can bring; and
- I, I love her, dearer than all else in the world.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Except her fortune. You love her, Wilder Rowell, and she is in your power. Poor Gaylie!
- You shall not win her. She is too good, too pure, to mate with such as you, an
- adventurer, a fortune-hunter.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! Come, we are rivals. I will be magnanimous: you shall have the first chance.
- Speak, tell her of your love. If she says, Yes, I'm silent.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>O villain! you know your power. Speak to her, tell her of my love; I a poor soldier, she
- a rich heiress! She would think me as mercenary as I know you to be. No, no, I cannot: I
- love her dearly, truly, but must still love on in secret. (<em>Falls into chair, and
- buries his face in his hands on table</em>).
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising. Aside</em>). Honorable to the last! There's no fear of him.
- (<em>Aloud.</em>) Think well of it, Trueworth. Take the farm, and make your dear ones
- comfortable. The prize you covet hangs too high. (<em>Aside.</em>) Silent! I'll look in
- on him again (<em>takes deed</em>): an hour's reflection may awaken a better spirit.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit door in flat, passing</em> <span class='sc'>Mattie</span>, <em>who enters</em>.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>going to</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span>). Why, Rob, what's the matter?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nothing, Mattie: I was only thinking over a plan I have for your future.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie's back, Rob: I just saw her carriage drive up to the house.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Down</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_29'>29</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! Then I shall see her before I go. Where's mother? (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Here, Rob. What had Mr. Rowell to say to you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nothing, mother, to benefit us. I must go out, and look about for a new home. Home! home!
- that's a hard place to find, when the roof that has so long sheltered us is stripped from
- our heads.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Home is where the heart is, Rob; and, while the old love binds us together, we can bid
- defiance to adversity, beneath the humblest roof.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>C.</span>). That's right, mother. Keep up a brave heart. We shall
- weather the storm. (<em>Aside.</em>) Oh! who will care for these dear ones when I am
- gone? (<em>Crosses to</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). Ha, ha, ha, old Jim! you know me, don't you? keep away! Open, locks,
- whoever knocks. I'm home, I'm home! (<em>Runs in door in flat.</em>) Home, home again!
- You dear, good Mother Trueworth! (<em>Runs into</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs.
- Trueworth's</span> <em>arms</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>; <span
- class='sc'>Mattie</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Dear child, welcome, a thousand times welcome!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>I knew you'd be glad to see me; and Mattie (<em>runs to her</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and embraces her</em>), you dear darling, how rosy you look!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie, this is a surprise. I'm real glad to see you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Of course you are; isn't it jolly? But where's Rob?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>advancing</em>). Here he is; patiently waiting to be recognized.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_30'>30</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>runs to him, and catches his hands, shaking them heartily</em>). Oh, you dear old
- fellow! How glad I am to see you! Why don't you kiss me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>kissing her</em>). That was certainly an oversight. So you are back again, the same
- dear, good Gaylie. Two years' schooling has made little alteration in you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>C.</span> <em>with</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span>; <span
- class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span> <em>sits in rocking-chair</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>stands</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>with arms
- akimbo</em>). Yes, it has. I'm spoiled, completely spoiled. Got a beau yet, Mattie?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, indeed! I hope not.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ha, ha, ha! what a girl! sneers at her destiny. She'll get over it. Yes, I'm completely
- spoiled. Went away a <em>cheild</em> of nature, fresh, buoyant, and all that sort of
- thing: I've come back a cultivated woman. Ahem! (<em>Struts across stage: comes
- back.</em>) Oh, my poor little head! it's had Latin squeezed into it, Greek pounded into
- it, and French, German, Spanish, and Italian filtered through it. Oh, it's a learned
- head! Then my fingers have been calloused into familiarity with all the ugly notes in the
- musical scale; my feet twisted and turned about all the figures a French dancing-master
- could invent; and my poor little figure tortured with elegant movements and graceful
- poses. Oh, bless you! I'm not myself at all. (<em>Goes back to Rob.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You are our own Gaylie still. I know it; I can feel it in the warm clasp of your hand, in
- the clear light of your eyes.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Right, Rob: you're always right. For this dear old home, you, my earliest, best friends,
- are a <span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>part of this my heart; and that not all the teaching in the world could
- change. (<em>Goes to</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span>, <em>and kneels at her
- side</em>. <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>goes up stage, and watches her</em>.) So here
- I am again, mother, at your feet. When my father went to that far-off land, years ago, in
- search of wealth, he left me here, and asked you to be a mother to his child. How well
- you took the place of her who died when I was so little, let this testify. I am now the
- heiress to his wealth; I have a home rich and attractive, servants at my call, much that
- can make life bright and beautiful: but I could part with all, sooner than lose the right
- to call this home, and you mother.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>putting her arms about her</em>). Dear, dear child! You are my own; still the same
- fresh, warm heart.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). She's an angel. Had I but the power to call her mine!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). Go 'way dar, you Jim! don't yer shake yer head at me. Go' way dar!
- help! murder! help! (<em>Tumbles in at door, as if "butted;" jumps up, runs, and shuts
- door, placing his back against it.</em>) Go 'way, yer fool! Nobody to hum.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>What's the matter, Crimp?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Dat ole fo-fo, Jim, he will insist on squartin' me to de door, an' I don't want none of
- his attention. Go 'way, out dar: stop dat knockin' at do'!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, here's our black Cupid! Why, Crimp, old friend, aren't you going to speak to me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>comes down</em>). Why, bress my soul! No, <span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>'tain't. Yes, it am: it's Miss
- Gaylie hersel'. You dear little honey! bress us an' save us, am dat yerself?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>taking his hand</em>). Yes, it's your old torment; home again, and ready for a
- frolic.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Wh-wh-at! bress yer purty face; yer ain't grown a mite; gwine fur a frolic; climb de
- yapple-trees, ride onto de darky's back. Oh, golly! what times we did hab, to be sho'!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Only give me a chance, Crimp. I'm as spry as ever.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>What! would you, dough, ride onto dis year darky's back? By golly! I'm obleeged to you.
- I's powerful glad to see ye back, honey. Comfort de ole lady, now Massa Rob gwine fur a
- sojer.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>What! our Rob a soldier?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yaas, indeed! Don't you see de uniform? gwine along de tramp, tramp, tramp fellars, he am.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Gaylie, enlisted for the war.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>But where are your shoulder-straps, your sword?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am but a private, Gaylie. The emblems of command are yet to be won: they'll come in
- time, I hope.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>I know they will. O Rob! I'm proud of you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Same here, Massa <em>Rob.</em> I'm obleeged to you. Golly! if I was only a white man, I'd
- jist go down dar, I would. Hi! I'd lay 'em out. I'd go for dem are fellars, like ole Jim,
- so (<em>butting</em>). But dey don't want no brack guards; oh, no! S'pect dey will,
- dough, glad to git 'em afore de war am ober; and, when de do, hi! Tumms Jeffsum Crimp am
- dare, he am.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>It strikes me, Crimp, you are rather monopolizing the conversation. Fall back, sir.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'm obleeged to you, Massa Rob. I's dumb. (<em>Goes to window, and in dumb show pesters
- the imaginary</em> <span class='sc'>Jim</span> <em>by shaking his fist, throwing things
- out of the window, &amp;c.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>L. C.</span>). Yes, Gaylie, I am expecting daily orders to march. I
- only hope I shall have time to completely settle mother and Mattie in their new home.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>R. C.</span>). Their new home! what do you mean?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>The farm has been sold, Gaylie,—sold to-day, to satisfy the claim of Hosea Jenks.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sold! Why have I heard nothing of this?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You must have known it. Pardon me: I see I have been mistaken. Your guardian—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Has not written me a word concerning you; not a word have I heard of this. But 'tis not
- too late: the farm can and must be redeemed. Who is the purchaser?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your guardian, Wilder Rowell.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>He bought it? then it's all right. Dear, good fellow! he knew I could not desert you.
- That's just splendid! (<em>Enter hurriedly</em>, <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <em>door
- in</em> <span class='fss'>F.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Miss Gaylie, I have this moment heard of your arrival. Welcome home! (<em>Gives his
- hand.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>eagerly shaking it</em>). A thousand, thousand thanks, Guardy: you have indeed made
- me welcome. So, sir, you have a surprise in store for me. Come, disclose it: I am all
- impatience. It's so splendid to be surprised, when you are all prepared for it!
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>A surprise? I do not understand.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Innocence! thy name is Wilder Rowell. But I know your secret. You have bought this farm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: a good piece of property, they say.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed it is! the very investment I should have proposed. Thank you for your thoughtful
- consideration. So it's my property?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, it's my property. Not as your agent, but for myself, I bought this farm. I mean to
- settle down, and become a sober, plodding farmer, and, in time, take to myself a wife.
- (<em>Looks at</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span>, <em>who is in</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>corner</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Guardy, I <em>have</em> been mistaken. But you will sell <em>me</em> the farm. Come, you
- never yet refused me a request; and it is one of the dearest wishes I have, to possess
- this farm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sorry I cannot oblige you. But, for particular reasons, I would not sell this farm for
- ten times the money I gave for it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>But you are turning from their dear home the best friends I have in the world.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>They are not very much attached to it, Gaylie; for, not an hour ago, 'twas offered them
- on easy terms.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Offered them, by you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Gaylie: on terms no honest man could for a moment consider.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I offer it again. Consider, Robert Trueworth, 'tis you who are driving your family from
- home.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You have had your answer. Scoundrel!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>That name again!
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, again and again! Plead no more, Gaylie. Ask no favors for me or mine, of that man:
- even from your dear hands, I could never take the fair farm which he has polluted by
- ownership.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Robert Trueworth, you shall repent this. (<em>Comes close to him.</em>) You are making me
- your enemy.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am satisfied. Better open war than false friendship with a heartless foe.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>No more of this, I beg. You have quarrelled. For my sake, be friends.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>R.</span>). Silence, Gaylie! you know not what you ask.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You too, Mattie? What means this mystery? (<em>They pass to</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and converse in dumb show</em>. <span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>goes up stage, and passes round to back of his mother's chair, on which he leans,
- conversing with her, as</em> <span class='sc'>Hosea Jenks</span> <em>enters, followed
- by</em> <span class='sc'>Hiram</span>. <span class='sc'>Crimp</span> <em>runs to</em>
- <span class='sc'>Hiram</span>, <em>and keeps him back, conversing in dumb show about</em>
- "<span class='sc'>Jim</span>;" <span class='sc'>Crimp</span> <em>going through pantomime,
- to convey an idea of an attack</em>. <span class='sc'>Hosea</span> <em>comes down</em>,
- <span class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>speaks as he enters</em>). Oh, here you are, Rowell! I thought I should find you.
- I've just been down to the post-office. Poor Stamps has gone. He has distributed his last
- batch, and been transferred to the dead-letter office. Ha, ha, ha! that's a grave pun;
- but I can't help it; you know my weakness.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Weakness? am you got de lumbago, Massa Jinks? Golly! I had de rheumatiz awful, las'
- winter. Tell you what you do, Massa Jinks: you jis get a poorhouse plaster; only draw a
- quarter out ob yer pocket, and all de anguish out ob yer back.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ha, Ha, Ha! he little understands my facetious humor.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, humor! face itches; den clap it onto yer face. Draw out all de pain, and some ob yer
- cheek too.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Crimp, be silent!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ob course, ob course! I'm obleeged to you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>So Stamps is dead?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: poor fellow, I grieve for him. Who can take his place?—I should say, his post.
- Postmaster, see? ha, ha, ha! There it is again! I can't help it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Jenks, if you could contrive to drop this jesting humor—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>But I can't. I try, but I can't drop it: it's a drop too much. Ha, ha, ha!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ya, ya, ya! dat's good: de ole man's been drinking jes' a drop too much.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>If I understand you, Mr. Jenks, you would be his successor.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jenks.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's just it. I know you have influence. See, here's an official envelope addressed to
- you, and from the war-office too.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>snatches and opens it</em>). For me? Ah, good, good! Jenks, I shall remember you.
- Now comes my turn. Gaylie, I must home at once: will you go with me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>I prefer remaining here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>As you please. Mr. Trueworth, a word with you. (<span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>advances</em>.) I give you one more opportunity to embrace my offer. 'Tis the last
- chance. This fine property for your silence.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I will make no terms with you. When I have won the right, I will speak. (<em>Turns up
- stage.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>walking up slowly to door</em>). When you have won the right: that time will never
- come. Fool! you have made an enemy of one who can strike deep and well.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit door in</em> <em>F.</em></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Rowell, Rowell! don't forget me. I must run after him: there's no time to be lost. Come,
- Hiram! fall in, or we shall fall out. Ha, ha, ha!
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit door in</em> <span class='fss'>F.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Take care, Massa Jinks, you don't fall onto ole Jim's horns! (<em>Looks out at
- door.</em>) golly, he's a-laying fur him. Dere de go! Go in, ole man; he's a arter ye! By
- golly, see 'em run: see 'em run! (<em>Exit.</em> <span class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>starts
- for door, stops irresolutely, and then comes, and stretches himself upon lounge</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's right comfortable here: I think I'll stop.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). He denies my request. What motive can he have in thus appropriating the
- property of my friends? I must know more of this. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Come, mother, show me
- to my old room. I want to talk to you: I've so much to say! I shall not tell you what I
- have bought for you. Such a cap, a perfect beauty! and such a shawl! You'll be the envy
- of the town.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Dear, dear child! ever thoughtful of my comfort.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>If I were not, I should not deserve so good a mother. Good-by, Mattie: good-by, Rob!
- [<em>Exit with arm about</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span>.]
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good-by, Gaylie. Bless her dear heart! mother <span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>will have one friend when I am
- gone. Now, Mattie, I'll take a look about, and see if there's a poor but neat tenement to
- be had: I won't be gone long.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Rob! where can we go?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Trust all to me, Mattie: I will not leave you homeless. (<em>Going.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>on sofa</em>). Sh—sh—sh!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>returning</em>). Why, Hiram, what's the matter? (<span class='sc'>Hiram</span>
- <em>rises, walks on tiptoe to the window, looks out, turns, "Sh!" then walks to the door,
- and performs the same manœuvre; then comes down</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span> <em>on
- tiptoe, beckoning</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>down</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>What ails the boy? is he crazy?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't mind me. If the old man should happen about, I'm ruined. But, sh—you want a friend.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, Hiram, I am not quite destitute.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sh—if I only dared, I could find a friend for you. If I only dared; but I'm such a
- coward. No matter, I'll take the risk. You know the Widow Smith place?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: 'twas sold at auction six months ago.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Exactly. Sh—it's mine: I bought it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You? why, 'twas knocked down to Crane!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes; and Crane crooked his long neck round, and took his cue from me. I bought it: my
- money paid for it. Never you mind where the money came from; it was an honest purchase.
- Now you're in trouble: you want a home. Take mine, and welcome; only don't let the old
- man dream I'm its owner. Crane holds it now; but, when I am free, 'twill be known as my
- property. Will you have it? Not a cent will I take <span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>for it until the war is over.
- It's a pretty place: not much land; but flowers, good gracious! and woodbine, why, the
- front is completely covered. Will you take it? Quick! the old man will return, and then I
- am a boy again.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes his hand</em>). Hiram, you're a man: you are a true friend. Thank you: I will
- accept your offer.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Hiram! I've treated you shamefully. Forgive me: I never dreamed you had such a noble
- heart.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>I haven't any heart, Mattie: you had it all long ago. So you'll take the place (<em>enter
- Gaylie</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>), and be my tenant until the war is over. Sh—sh!
- not a word!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You're too late, conspirators: I have heard all. Rob, you have found a home?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Gaylie, thanks to a true friend.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sh—not so loud; the old man drops round mighty sudden.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Rob, you have done this without consulting me. Why am I shut out from your counsel?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah, Gaylie! you cannot befriend me. You are not of age, and I will not be indebted to
- your guardian.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Tell me, why have you quarrelled with my guardian? What means this enmity between you and
- him?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie, you must not ask me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>But I must know: you have no right to keep it from me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I cannot tell you, Gaylie. Let it suffice, we <span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>are enemies; that he would do much
- to crush me and mine.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let him dare! I stand between you and him. You go to battle in a noble cause: fear not;
- if he has the will to wrong the dear ones you leave behind, I have the power to crush
- him, and I will. Face the enemy in the South with a brave heart, Rob. Against the enemy
- here, I will be the Home-Guard.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You, Gaylie? what can you do, little woman?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Woman's work. Think you we will sit idle at home, while husbands, fathers, brothers, are
- in the field? No! there is work for tender hands and willing hearts. To care for the
- needy, to protect the helpless, at home; to heal the wounds, and charm away the pain, in
- the hospitals,—this is our work: to it I give my whole heart; my whole fortune, if need
- be. Henceforth I am the guardian of your mother and your sister. (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Crimp</span> <em>door in flat</em>). Alone, if need be, I will stand the
- Home-Guard, a bulwark against adversity.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>You shall not stand alone, Miss Gaylie. They say I'm but a mere boy, but I'm heart and
- hand with you in this cause.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Same here. I'm obleeged to you; I'll be de drum-major in dat ar corpse.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>See, Rob; they muster at my call. Home-Guard, attention! fall in! (<em>Stands</em> <span
- class='fss'>L. C.</span> <span class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>steps up beside her</em>;
- <span class='sc'>Crimp</span> <em>up stage next him; form in line up and down stage</em>.
- <span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>sits in rocking-chair</em>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>; <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>leans upon the back of her
- chair</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Raw recruits, Gaylie!
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, almost as raw as those who take the field, Rob. Company, attention!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hole on, Miss Cap'n. Whar's de colors? mus' have a frag. Golly, dis year's de ticket.
- (<em>Takes auction-flag from corner, and unrolls it</em>). Dar! look at dat; and, as I's
- de only pusson ob color in dis yer corpse, I'll be de color-bearer.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Attention, company!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Missy Cap'n; I's all attention.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eyes right: eyes left: salute! (<em>They bring their hands to a salute. Enter door
- in</em> <span class='fss'>F.</span> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <em>in full uniform
- of a colonel</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! what new recruits have we here?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Rowell, what does this mean?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>That an honor for which I have exerted much influence has, at the last moment, been
- conferred upon me. I am appointed colonel of the 10th. (<em>Bows, and comes to</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>corner</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>C.</span>) Rob's regiment, and his enemy at its head! Oh, this is
- cruel!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>He in command! He our colonel! Another blow: fate can do no more. (<em>Goes up</em> <span
- class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Robert Trueworth, you will join your regiment at once. All furloughs are countermanded.
- We march at sunrise to-morrow.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Oh, this is terrible! Rob's bitter foe in command: oh, why have they
- quarrelled? (<em>Goes to rocking-chair, and leans upon it.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). To serve under that man, whom I detest! There is no escape. I must
- submit. There's one comfort: his position takes him away from Gaylie.
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span>(<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- The time has come, mother. I have orders to join my regiment at once: we march at
- sunrise. Keep a stout heart, mother. I leave kind friends behind, who will see to it you
- do not suffer.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em><a id='Trueworth'></a></dt>
- <dd>(<em>her arms about his neck</em>). My brave boy, serve well your country, and do not
- forget your mother. She gives you up freely, with a prayer that you may be found true to
- your duty. Heaven bless and keep you, Rob! (<em>They stand together conversing.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mattie, before Rob goes, I must know the meaning of this quarrel between him and my
- guardian. Why is it kept from me? You must know: I conjure you, as you value my
- friendship, as you love your brother, speak before 'tis too late.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Gaylie! I do know; for his sake I will speak. You are the cause of this quarrel. Both
- these men love you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! Oh, I'm so glad!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Glad! You should be ashamed of yourself. You can't marry them both.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! you don't know what I can, what I will do.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>approaching</em>). Mattie, sister, good-by.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising, and running into his arms</em>. <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span> <em>slips
- into her seat, and covers her face</em>). O brother! so soon? what shall we do without
- you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Keep a good heart, sister. You will do bravely. (<em>Kisses her.</em> <span
- class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>goes to her mother</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span> <span
- class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>comes down, looks at</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span>,
- <em>sighs, and turns up stage</em>.) Good-by, Crimp. (<em>Shakes hands.</em>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good-by, Massa Rob. I'm obleeged to you. You'll come home a drum-major, sartin sure.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thank you, Crimp. Good-by, Hiram, and thank you for your friendly aid.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good-by, Rob. I'll look out for the women-folks, sharp too. (<span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>goes to door</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>running up stage</em>). Rob, Rob! you've forgotten me!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>True, Gaylie. I had not the heart to say farewell to you. You are so dear—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>This is but tardy obedience.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! you fear me, Col. Rowell, no more than I fear myself. But am I not bound in honor to
- be silent? Gaylie, farewell: you have been a kind friend to us, will still be to my dear
- ones when I am gone. Good-by.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Rob, is there nothing more you would say to me? (<em>Looks at him tenderly.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nothing, Gaylie: were you but the poor girl I once thought you; but no, no—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Rob, whatever you would have said to the poor girl, say to the rich heiress: there's the
- same heart here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Confusion! is she leading him on to confession?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Gaylie! am I awake? You give me life; you give me hope: you make me bold to speak.
- Gaylie, I love you, dearly, truly.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>placing her hands on his shoulders</em>). As dearly and truly as I love you? O Rob!
- it must be deep and strong.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_44'>44</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>clasping her in his arms</em>). Mine, Gaylie, mine! oh, this is happiness indeed!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hi, das a fac. De Union foreber!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Girl, are you losing your senses? I forbid this folly.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>And who are you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your guardian. You shall not throw yourself away upon a common soldier.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>comes down</em>). A common soldier! True. I glory in my rank. You leap to a command
- by power and influence. My spurs must yet be won. I am content. Should I rise by merit,
- no emblems of rank could shed a brighter glow than gleams from the trusty bayonets of
- Liberty's common soldiers.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Enough! To your regiment. You forget I am your superior.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, I do not forget it; and I know what to expect,—hard service, and an enemy in command.
- I am satisfied, for I have won the victory here. (<em>Takes Gaylie's hand.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Be not so sure of that. You forget the enemy has a long arm, and it may reach even here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>And, if it does, I fear it not.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, indeed, Col. Rowell. You are my guardian, true; but you forget my father's will. In
- one year I am free: even now I have the power of appeal to two noble men, should you
- distort your power. I will be mistress of my fortune. I will be free to bestow my hand.
- With the one, I will protect the homeless; with the other, cheer him at whom you
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_45'>45</span>sneer, a common soldier. Deny my right at your peril.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>No more of this. Quit that man's side. I command you, obey me!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You command? You forget I am a leader here. I entreat you, in the name of justice, to
- deal fairly and honorably by this true hero, who leaves all to serve his country, to
- recognize his right to the hand which I freely give. Come, sir, do we part friends?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not on such terms as you offer. (<em>Crosses to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then beware! you make yourself my enemy. Already you disgrace the rank you've bought, not
- won. You have command, and my hero in your power. I have love, wealth, and a loyal heart,
- that abhors injustice. Against all treachery and deceit, against the wily arts you may
- contrive to shame my hero, I am the Home-Guard, the firm friend, enlisted for the war.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tableau</em>:</dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span>, <span
- class='fss'>C.</span> <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>has his right arm about her waist,
- her left hand in his left; she bends forward, with her right hand outstretched to</em>
- <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>defying him</em>. <span
- class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span> <em>sits on sofa</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>,
- <em>with her handkerchief to her eyes</em>. <span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>with her
- hand on her mother's shoulder</em>. <span class='sc'>Crimp</span>, <em>back</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>has the flag rolled up, and is menacing</em> <span
- class='sc'>Rowell</span> <em>with it</em>. <span class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>catches it
- in his hand as it descends, and holds him back. Slow curtain.</em>
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<p class='c012'><span class='pageno' id='Page_46'>46</span><span class='sc'>Act II.</span>—(<em>After two years.</em>) <em>Headquarters of</em> <span class='sc'>Col.
-Rowell</span> <em>in Virginia. Room in a farm-house.
-Door in flat</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>open; window in flat</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>open.
-Landscape behind, moonlight if possible. Set the
-"moon"</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>so the light will fall through the door
-and window. Writing-desk or table, against</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>
-<em>side; writing-materials, a candle to light, a pile of
-letters and papers, upon it. Chair in front of this.
-Give the scene a military character by placing a stack
-of arms in</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>corner back, a pile of knapsacks in</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>
-<em>corner with an American flag thrown over it; hang
-up a drum between the door and window</em>. <span class='sc'>Robert</span>
-<em>discovered, with musket, on guard outside the door;
-passes door and window twice. A "distant" fife
-plays, "The Girl I left behind me," through: as it
-ceases</em>, <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>should be at door; he leans against the
-doorway</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span></p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1 c002'>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>The boys are making merry to-night around the camp-fire; but that lively air brings only
- sadness to me. "The girl I left behind me," two years ago, in Grainlow, Gaylie Gifford,
- is still silent. Not a line in reply to my frequent letters. Has she repented of her
- choice? No, I cannot believe that; for my sister writes me she often speaks of me, longs
- for my return. But yet she never writes. Perhaps she has never received mine; 'tis hardly
- possible, and yet her silence—Can my enemy, the colonel, be conspiring to keep us apart?
- He is base enough to use any means to serve <span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>his purpose. By his orders, the mail
- is brought here, and inspected by him, before delivery; perhaps, that he may intercept
- any letters for me. If I could only get a single line from her, I would be content. Oh! I
- am ground down worse than any slave that tills the earth beneath the overseer's lash. Two
- years of service, and still a private! I know I have been honorably mentioned many times
- by my captain; and yet poorer men step above me: and I toil on, fight on, with no hope of
- promotion. Well, they shall not say I have not done my duty. Will the end never come, and
- free me from this bondage, give me liberty to turn my steps northward, to seek the star
- of promise that gleams in Gaylie's eyes? Halt! Who goes there?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>comes from</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>passes the window, and appears at
- door speaking</em>). D-d-d-on't shoot! d-d-d-on't shoot! I's only a poor old darky, Massa
- Sentenull.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your business here?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Pressing b-b-business; d-d-d-on't shoot! Want to see de colonel.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>The colonel is absent.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Den I'll walk into de parlor, take a cheer, and wait for um. D-d-d-on't shoot!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Business. Your pass, uncle.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Pass: yes, massa, got a pass. Here she am! (<em>Searches pocket.</em>) Golly! it am gone.
- No, here she am! (<em>Searches bosom.</em>) Not a pass; had um, sure; hope I may die—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>What's that sticking out of your hat?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Golly, dat's so! (<em>Takes off hat, paper sticking out of crown</em>). Put um up dar to
- keep um safe. (<em>Hands pass.</em>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>examines paper</em>). The pass is right: pass in. (<em>Resumes march.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Tole you so. Dar aint no inception about dis chile: he's de sole ob honor. (<em>Comes
- down.</em>) Now, w-w-what's a-gon to be did? Missy Cap'n sends me away down here, in dis
- yer benighted regium, to bring a letter to Massa Rob. Tote about forty mile afore I find
- him, and den he's on guard. 'Twon't do to gib him de letter now: these sojer fellars so
- stiff onto de tictacs, dat if I was to gib him de letter, jes as likely to put de bagonet
- into me, or blow my head off, as not. No, sar: Crimp don't take no risks in dis yer
- camplain; no, sar, I'm obleeged to you. I'll wait till he's reliebed. Missy Cap'n say,
- gib 'im de letter, and den lay round, and see what de colonel was about. I'll hab a smoke
- (<em>takes out pipe, lights it</em>), an' I'll lay round. (<em>Takes the American flag,
- and wraps it round him.</em>) Glory, hallelujah! dat's de warmest cobering dat eber a
- darkey got into. Yaas indeed. It am de protector ob virtue. Dat's me. (<em>Takes a
- knapsack for a pillow.</em>) I'l jles hab a snooze into de corner, till Massa Rob is
- reliebed. (<em>Lies down.</em>) Hi! das a heap ob comfort in de arms ob Morphine.
- (<em>Smokes.</em>) 'Spect Missy Gaylie tink a heap ob dat ar Massa Rob. Oh, lub, lub!
- when you got into dat Miss Gaylie's heart, you jist found de warmest place in de whole
- world. Yaas, indeed! (<em>Drops pipe.</em>) Dar going to be some fun, down dar in
- Grainlow. By golly! de Home Guard am gwine to commence operations. Now, Massa Colonel,
- mind your eye; for de Home Guard am onto de war-path.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Halt! Who goes there? (<span class='sc'>Lieut.-Col. Boxer</span> <em>enters</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>passes the window to door</em>. <span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>salutes</em>. <span class='sc'>Boxer</span> <em>enters</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>The colonel away still? Hallo! (<em>Snuffs the air.</em>) Tobacco, and pipe-tobacco too!
- Smoking in my quarters! Bah! who is it? I won't have it. If there's any thing I detest,
- it's smoking; under my very nose too. Here, sentinel! (<span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>steps inside door</em>.) Have you been smoking?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I never smoke, sir.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>Right: it's a filthy habit. But somebody's been here with a pipe. Now, mind, no more of
- it. Let no smokers pass that door. 'Tis a strict order which must be obeyed. That's all.
- (<span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>salutes, and retires</em>.) Plague take the fellow,
- whoever he is! The smoke of battle is inspiring; gunpowder is soothing to the nerves; but
- tobacco-smoke, bah! it makes me sick.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>raising his head</em>). By golly! dat ar hossifer am riled. Don't like smoke. He's
- proficient in a liberal heducation, he am. (<em>Drops head.</em> <span class='sc'>Gen.
- Grant</span> <em>appears</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>slowly passes window, and
- crosses to door, is stopped by</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Halt!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>I have business with the colonel.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>The colonel is absent.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then I will await his return.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Halt! I have my orders. No smokers can enter here. If you would pass, put out that cigar.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! Your orders are strict. (<em>Looks at</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>keenly, then throws away cigar, and enters</em>. <span class='pageno' id='Page_50'>50</span><span
- class='sc'>Boxer</span> <em>enters</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>meeting
- him</em>.) Good-evening, colonel.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>saluting</em>). Good-evening, general. You have surprised our post. The colonel is
- absent. Can I be of service?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>sitting in chair, and tilting back against table</em>). Your sentinel ordered me to
- throw away my cigar.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>He did? confound him! Here, sentinel! (<span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>steps inside
- door</em>.) Do you know what you have done?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Obeyed orders, colonel.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>Do you know me, sentinel?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>saluting</em>). I do, general.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>And didn't you know better—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>One moment, colonel. Sentinel, you are the first man that ever dared put out my cigar.
- You did perfectly right: orders must be obeyed. Your name.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Robert Trueworth.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>How long have you been in service?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Two years.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's all. (<em>Waves his hand.</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>salutes and
- retires</em>.) Colonel, your orders are too strict. I cannot talk without a cigar.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sorry I have not one to offer you, for I do like to see a man enjoy himself. My orders
- could not apply to you, general.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thank you; having permission, I can find the cigar. (<em>Takes out cigar, and lights
- it.</em>) I always go armed. That man at the door,—what is his record?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>Excellent: every inch a soldier; the bravest of the brave.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>Two years of service, and still a private?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, general; although he has been honorably mentioned. (<em>Coughs.</em>)
- (<em>Aside.</em>) Confound his nasty cigar! (<em>Aloud.</em>) There's not the best of
- feeling towards him on the part of our colonel. A brave soldier, general, but queer. It
- seems they quarrelled before entering service. (<em>Coughs.</em>) (<em>Aside.</em>) Oh, I
- shall choke! (<em>Aloud.</em>) A love-affair, I believe. The private won the girl, and so
- he's not pushed.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! the colonel brings his private piques into the battle-field. I rather like this
- boy. (<em>Looks round.</em>) Can't we get out of earshot?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>Certainly; in my room. (<em>Crosses stage, and then opens door</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>) Walk in, general. (<span class='sc'>Grant</span> <em>rises, and
- crosses stage</em>.) We shall be secure from interruption here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: it's pleasant outside; let's walk awhile. (<em>Passes out door off</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>smoking</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boxer.</em></dt>
- <dd>Bah! I foresee a smoky campaign here. (<em>Following him.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>raising his head</em>). By golly! dat ar fellar's a high buck. Ain't dey nebber
- gwine to reliebe dat guard? (<span class='sc'>Col. Rowell</span> <em>appears</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>passes window to door</em>. <span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>salutes, he enters</em>. <span class='sc'>Crimp</span> <em>drops his head</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>That fellow's on guard to-night. How I hate him! Rebel bullets come fast and thick, but
- they never reach him. Pity! I should lose a good soldier, no doubt; but I could spare
- him. (<em>Goes to table, and lights candle.</em>) Here's the mail for my inspection;
- let <span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>me see if there's any thing contraband. (<em>Examines letters.</em>) "Robert
- Trueworth." His sister's handwriting; that shall go through. "Robert Trueworth." Gaylie's
- hand; detained for the present. (<em>Places it in his bosom.</em> <span
- class='sc'>Robert</span> <em>is at the window outside, watching him</em>.) I have managed
- to keep many sweet morsels from his parched lips. Not a letter of hers shall ever reach
- him while I have the power to prevent. My guardianship has expired: she has come to her
- fortune, and yet she loves this man. Not a thought of me; and I love her madly. Ah!
- what's this? (<em>Takes letter.</em>) For me, and—Gaylie's hand! (<em>Tears it
- open.</em>) So, so; at last she thinks of me. (<em>Reads.</em>) "Dear Colonel: Pardon my
- long silence. I have not forgotten you. A business matter which I feel it impossible to
- adjust makes me bold to ask your assistance. Come to Grainlow at once. I have repented of
- my rudeness to you, long to see you. If you can obtain a furlough, come; if you cannot, I
- think I could repay you for the loss of your commission should you feel inclined to
- resign. Believe me, I am not ungrateful for your former kindness, and earnestly entreat
- you to return. You shall be made happy here if 'tis in my power. Gaylie." So, so; the
- wind has changed. There is only one construction to be placed upon that letter. She has
- repented of her folly, and I can win her. (<em>Soldier enters</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and relieves guard</em>.) What's that? Ah! relieving guard;
- I'm glad of that: I cannot bear to have that fellow near me. (<span class='sc'>Rob</span>
- <em>is about to pass off; stands irresolute a moment, then steps inside door. The colonel
- is again busy with his letters.</em>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Golly! de guard am reliebed.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>removes hat</em>). Your pardon, colonel. Can I speak with you? (<em>Comes down</em>
- <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turns round</em>). Eh? oh, Private Trueworth! Certainly, if it is important.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>You have the mail. Are there letters there for me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>If there are any, they will be forwarded to your company quarters. (<span
- class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>is about to turn away</em>.) Stay! here is one. (<em>Hands
- letter.</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>takes it eagerly, looks at it, and
- sighs</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Are there no more?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>sneeringly</em>). No. <em>She</em> does not seem inclined to write.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I think <em>she</em> has written, not once, but many times.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! 'Tis strange you should never have received them, for our mails come very regular.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not so very strange, colonel. We are in an enemy's country. Craft and deceit are all
- about us, even in our own ranks. I suspect an enemy has intercepted my letters. I suspect
- you, colonel.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Do you dare, Robert Trueworth? Remember who I am,—one high in
- authority, your superior. You are but a private soldier. There is no love between us. Be
- warned in time.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, I do remember; but I do not fear you. You have used your power to degrade me, by
- keeping me in the ranks, when I have <em>won</em> a higher place. I have not murmured.
- But when you step between me and the girl I love, the girl I have won, mark me,
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>colonel, <em>won</em> in spite of you, you are no longer my superior: you are a base
- and treacherous spy.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>furious</em>). Robert Trueworth, you lie! you have not won her.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rises to a stooping position, throws off flag</em>). By golly! dere's gwine to be a
- fight here. Wish Massa Rob jes had dat letter. (<em>Creeps round to</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>on "all fours" while the others are speaking</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>In the sight of Heaven she is mine. We have exchanged vows; and, as I am true, I believe
- she is true. O man, man! have you no honor? Your strategy is unworthy a soldier of the
- Union. (<span class='sc'>Grant</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Boxer</span>
- <em>cross stage</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>outside</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I repeat, you have not won her. True, there was a foolish plighting of vows; but one year
- ago, when, as her guardian, I met her in Grainlow to surrender my trust, I found her
- changed. I felt she had repented of her rashness: now I am sure of it. She no longer
- loves you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I will believe that when I hear it from her lips. You cannot shake my faith in her.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>handing open letter</em>). Then read that. I am recalled to Grainlow.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes letter, and looks at it, then at</em> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <em>then
- at letter</em>). "Come to Grainlow: I have repented of my rudeness to you—long to see
- you—earnestly entreat you to return—you shall be made happy."—oh! what is this?
- (<em>Crushes letter in his hand.</em>) She has forgotten me, repents. Oh! would I were
- dead!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Yaas, Guess not. What a muss! If he only had dat ar letter! (<em>Creeps
- nearer.</em>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>There is only one construction to be placed upon that. 'Tis I who am the favored suitor.
- (<span class='sc'>Grant</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Boxer</span> <em>saunter
- across stage outside from</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>to</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <span class='sc'>Grant</span> <em>appears at window, leans on the
- casing, and watches the scene, smoking</em>; <span class='sc'>Boxer</span> <em>with
- him</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Tis false! more of your treachery. She would never have rejected me without a word, a
- sign.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Still incredulous; poor fool! To your quarters! Another word to your superior, and you
- are under arrest. I have waited my time; and now Gaylie Gifford and her fortune shall be
- mine, in spite of trusting love and plighted vows. Away! (<em>Goes to</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: I will not stir. I know you have intercepted my letters; I know you have one in your
- bosom now; I saw you from my post secrete it; I saw the direction upon it; and by this
- (<em>showing letter</em>) I recognize the hand. 'Tis my property, and I claim it. Give it
- to me; or forgetting all distinctions, remembering only I am a man persecuted and
- wronged, I'll tear it from you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>taking pistol from his bosom</em>). Approach me but a step, and I'll have your life!
- I should be justified, for this is mutiny.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, this is justice. I claim my rights. Give me the letter. (<em>Approaches.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Take that instead! (<em>Raises arm.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>running between, and throwing up his arm</em>). D-d-d-don't shoot! (<em>Pistol
- discharged.</em>) W-w-what you 'bout? w-want to blow dis yer darky's head off?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>runs to door</em>). Guard, guard! Quick, quick! (<em>Guard has passed out of
- sight</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>running to</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span>, <em>and falling on his knees at his
- side</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>; <em>speaks quick</em>). Massa Rob, you's made a
- fo-fo ob yourself. Here's de letter right straight from Miss Gaylie. (<em>Passes letter
- into his hand.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Who are you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Done ye know me? I'se Crimp ob de Home-Guard. (<span class='sc'>Rowell</span>
- <em>returns; guard enters door: should all be done quick</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>to guard</em>). Arrest that man. To the guard-house with him!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>presses</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie's</span> <em>letter to his lips</em>). At last,
- at last! (<em>To</em> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>.) Ay! to the guard-house let it be.
- She has outwitted you. Here's a letter from her own dear hand.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! who has done this? Away with him! (<em>Guard places his hand on his shoulder.</em>)
- To the guard-house. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Grant</span> <em>door in</em> <span
- class='fss'>F.</span>, <em>writing on tablet in his hand</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant.</em></dt>
- <dd>Right. To the guard-house: orders must be obeyed. (<em>To</em> <span
- class='sc'>Rob</span>.) If it comes to a trial, you may want a friend. (<em>Gives
- paper.</em>) Count on me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>R.</span>). And who are you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Grant</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes off hat</em>). Your superior, sir.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>confused</em>). Gen. Grant? (<em>Salutes.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>By golly! it's de ole smoke-jack. Hi! whose pipe's out now?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tableau.</em></dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Gen. Grant</span> <span class='fss'>C.</span> <span
- class='sc'>Boxer</span> <em>at door</em>. <span class='sc'>Rowell</span> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>saluting but confused</em>. <span class='sc'>Rob</span> <span
- class='fss'>L. C.</span>, <em>saluting. Guard with his hand on his shoulder.</em> <span
- class='sc'>Crimp</span> <em>on his knees</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>squeezing
- himself, and laughing internally, with a show of white eyeballs and grinning teeth. Slow
- curtain.</em>
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<p class='c012'><span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span><span class='sc'>Act III.</span>—(<em>Two years later.</em>) <em>Parlor in</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie Gifford's</span>
-<em>house. Door in flat</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>windows each side
-of it, with drapery curtains; shrubbery outside.
-Table</em>, <span class='fss'>R. C.</span>, <em>with books, &amp;c.; a lighted astral lamp
-upon it. Lounge</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Arm-chair</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with small table
-beside it. Easy-chairs</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Should be handsomely
-furnished; elegantly, if possible, by adding
-statuettes, screens, &amp;c.</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span> <em>discovered
-in arm-chair</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>knitting</em>. <span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>sitting at table</em>, <span class='fss'>L.
-C.</span>, <em>reading a newspaper</em>.</p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1 c002'>
- <dt><em>Mattie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>dropping paper</em>). And so at last this cruel war is over, mother. Richmond has
- fallen, and our brave soldiers are already marching homeward. Only think of it! any day,
- any hour, may bring back our dear Rob, after four years' absence. Oh! 'twill be a happy
- return for all of us.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>For you and me, Mattie, yes. I shall see my brave boy again; you, a noble brother, whose
- record in the long struggle is spotless. But how will Gaylie receive him?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>With open arms, mother: are they not lovers?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>They parted as lovers: but you know two years ago Wilder Rowell resigned his command, and
- returned to Grainlow; that from that time he has been a constant visitor to this house;
- that he is always welcomed by its mistress; that he attends her in all her walks and
- drives; that she smiles upon him, and <span class='pageno' id='Page_58'>58</span>evidently delights in his company. You
- know this, and I know it, and I don't like it. There, I've dropped a stitch!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, mother! I really believe you are jealous of Col. Rowell's attentions. Do
- <em>you</em> doubt Gaylie's affection for us, her love for Brother Rob?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Doubt her affection for us? No! Has she not been a dear daughter to me for these years?
- Has she not made us members of her own household? Have I not had, every day, convincing
- proofs of her affection? No, no! bless her dear heart, for Mother Trueworth has a warm
- corner in it. It's only for the boy I fear. Suppose he should come home, and find our
- Gaylie's heart turned from him, caught by this man whom I don't like, never did like, and
- never will like. There goes another stitch!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Suppose, suppose! O mother, you ought to be ashamed of yourself! Why, I should no more
- doubt Gaylie's love for our Rob, than I should doubt—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your love for Hiram Jenks, eh, Mattie?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>There's another jealous one! He thinks Mr. Rowell is in love with me, or pretends he
- does, and continually quarrels with me about him. But we always make up, and I really
- believe that it's for the pleasure of being reconciled every day that he does it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! Hiram Jenks is a good, honest, smart, reliable young man: so you be careful, and not
- quarrel too often. There may be a time when there will be no reconciliation.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'm not afraid of that, mother. He loves <span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>me dearly. But I mean to cure him of
- this folly the very next time he attempts it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). Hi! whar's Missy Gaylie? whar she be? Hallelujum! (<em>Enters</em>,
- <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>running, in a high state of excitement</em>.) Babylum am
- fallen! Got a telegram down dar: de boys am coming dis yer night, got mos' home. Der
- a-lighting up down dar. "Johnny am marching home" double-quick. Yaas, indeed! Whar Miss
- Gaylie? Hi! lots ob fun.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Coming, Crimp, to-night?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't I tole you? Don't I tole you? I'se jes' gwine to 'luminate dis yer mamsum from de
- crown to de heel, regardless ob expense. Hi, golly! Jubilum am a-comun, and de darkies
- are jes' gwine into glory. Whar's Miss Gaylie? Whar she be? Golly! I can' hole myself
- still: mus' do somfum, or I shall combusticate and smash all to pieces. Whar's Miss
- Gaylie? (<em>Runs off</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Coming to-night! Dear, dear boy! I must dress myself to receive him.
- Just see what a state I'm in,—this old cap and this poor dress.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, mother, you never looked better in your life.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's no such thing. I'm looking shabby, and my boy's coming home. Oh! I wish I had the
- regal robes of a queen, that I might receive him as he deserves. Dear, dear boy!
- (<em>Hurries off</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>And so Rob is really coming home: how glad somebody will be to see him! She care for
- Wilder Rowell? I, for one, do not believe it. She's some reason for allowing his
- attentions: what it is, I cannot <span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>find out. When I ask her, she laughs, and
- breaks away singing, "Trust her not, she is fooling thee. Beware! Take care!" But I do
- trust her. She is all goodness. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <span
- class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Ah! only pretty Mattie Trueworth. If I hadn't higher aspirations, I
- should dearly like to make love to that girl. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Good-evening, Miss Mattie.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! Mr. Rowell, good-evening.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>There seems to be a hubbub about this usually quiet mansion. What is going on?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, don't you know our soldiers are coming home to-night?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>To-night! That is news. Is the war over?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, what a man! Don't you read the papers? Don't you take any interest in the war?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Not since I resigned two years ago. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Oh, certainly! Is
- Richmond taken?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>A week ago. Here's the whole account. (<em>Rises with paper, and comes forward.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! show it to me. (<em>Puts his arm about her waist.</em> <span
- class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>appears at door</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ahem! a-hem! (<span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>starts to</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <em>with paper in his hand</em>,
- <em>starts</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>with bombastic fury</em>). Oh, yes, oh, yes! it is all true, all true.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>What! is the news confirmed?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>contemptuously</em>). Confirmed! my <em>suspicions</em> are confirmed. (<em>To</em>
- <span class='sc'>Mattie</span>.) Oh, you cruel, deceitful, perfidious, ungenerous,
- ungrateful, unkind, unjust, un—un—unsociable young woman! what have you done?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Hallo! this fellow's in his jealous humor again. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Miss
- Mattie, as you have company, I'll take the paper, and find the news myself.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Hiram Jenks, what's the matter?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>What's the matter? You ask <em>me</em>? Matter, what's the mattie? I mean Wattie, matts
- the water? Oh, pshaw! I can't speak. My tongue is paralyzed. False woman! you have
- shattered the shrine of affection in this bosom. Young lady, you have burst the bonds of
- devotion. Young maiden, you have lacerated my heart, crushed my soul, blasted my hopes,
- destroyed my—my—Go, deceitful maid! After my long devotion, oh! this is too much, after
- all I have done for you. Oh! (<em>Tears hair.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, what have you done for me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eh! well, what I was going to do for you,—marry you. To see you fondly reclining upon the
- bosom of another, another's arm about your waist,—oh, this is torture! madness!
- (<em>Tears his hair, and rushes about stage.</em>) Mattie Trueworth, you are a cartless
- hoquette; no, a—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You got the cart before the horse that time, Hiram. How silly you are! It's all a mistake.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>coolly</em>). Oh! it's a mistake: I'm glad of that; so let's kiss and make up.
- (<em>Approaching her.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Stop! you have opened my eyes. You saw his arm about my waist. Then he loves me. Oh, joy!
- rapture! bliss!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, Mattie! you don't mean, you can't mean, you can't be so mean as to say you love Col.
- Rowell.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why not? he's rich; he is the owner of Trueworth Farm; and I, I might be again its
- mistress.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: but, Mattie, wh-wh-what's to become of me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You? why, you unjustly suspected me; but then you opened my eyes. You have my thanks: all
- else is at an end between us.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good gracious! I don't want your thanks. I wouldn't thank you for your thanks. I want
- <em>you</em>, Mattie. Come, let's make up (<em>coaxingly</em>). Now, do, Mattie, now, do.
- You ain't a-going to throw me over for that man?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, he owns Trueworth Farm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Confound it! she means it. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Hang Trueworth Farm!
- what's that to a heart filled with devotion! No, don't be hard on a feller. You know I
- love you. Come, let's make up. Do, now, do.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>drawing herself up to her full length</em>). No, sir! You have trifled with me, and
- we must part. Seek another mate: be happy if you can. (<em>Imitating</em> <span
- class='sc'>Hiram's</span> <em>coaxing</em>.) Do, now, do. I wish you well: particularly,
- <em>fare</em>-well. (<em>Courtesies, and goes off</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>looks after her</em>). Why! she's gone. She means it! Jealous of her? why, it's
- absurd! She might have known it. I only wanted to tease her into a reconciliation: these
- make-ups are so jolly! But she don't tease well; and now I've set her to setting her cap
- for Rowell. Pshaw! Humbug! the jealous game is all up. (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Crimp</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hallo, Hi-<em>ram</em>! am dat you? Jes' you <span class='pageno' id='Page_63'>63</span>come down to de barn wid me. I'll
- show you, free gratis, for nuffin, no extra charge, and no postfonemet, de greatest
- dissemblage ob sky—sky—sky—what dat man call 'em? <em>skyrotechnicks</em>, golly!
- rickets, fourteen pounders, and—and Rum-and-candles, and—and Bungola lights, and squabs,
- and bombs—golly! Jes' busters; de take de roof right off; yaas, indeed! Come down, do,
- Hi-<em>ram</em>: gwine to let 'em shoot slam bang, when de boys come home.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's right, Crimp: give them a welcome.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yaas, indeed, Hi-<em>ram</em>! gwine to make 'em smell brimstone. I tole you. Serve 'em
- right: wish we could get up a yearthquake: wouldn't be a bit too good for 'em. Come on,
- Hi. I say, Hi-<em>ram</em>, am you any relation to ole Jim? he was de highest old ram
- eber I see. Yah, yah, yah! (<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>laughing,
- followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Hiram</span>. <em>Enter from</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>, <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>And so the war is over, and the boys are marching home, and with them comes, of course,
- Mr. Rob Trueworth. Hang the luck! I fear that fellow's appearance. Two years ago I
- resigned my command in the army for two reasons. First, an unfortunate
- <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">rencontre</span></i> with Trueworth, whom I kept in the ranks after he had been several
- times honorably mentioned, awakened the suspicions of Grant, and a court-martial was
- threatened; second, a very pressing invitation from Gaylie to return, the pretext being
- business which required my assistance, but the real motive, an evident desire for my
- society. Of the first reason, I took good care to let her know nothing; and having the
- postmaster, Hosea Jenks, well under my thumb, I am sure she <span class='pageno' id='Page_64'>64</span>has received no hint
- from Trueworth. She has evidently repented of her folly, and takes kindly to my presence.
- Never a word about Rob Trueworth. Yet I seem no nearer the attainment of my heart's
- desire, than when I returned. I have assiduously courted her: we walk, ride, and sail
- together. I am attentive, devoted, and she enjoys every thing. But, when I speak of love,
- she evades it, or talks of her freedom, or we are interrupted. I will speak plainly: she
- must be bound to me ere he returns, or I fear my two-years' campaign will be wasted. Ah!
- here she is. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, isn't it glorious! the war is over. (<em>Sees</em> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>.)
- Why, colonel, is that you? Have you been waiting long? I'm so sorry.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>taking her hand</em>). Yes: I have been waiting long, two years, Gaylie, to give you
- full assurance that I love you. Is my love returned?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>excitedly</em>). Returned! O colonel! have you heard the news? Our brave soldiers
- have returned; that is, they are coming home to-night, crowned with victory. Oh, I'm so
- happy! ain't you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie, I am miserable.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Because they are coming home? Oh, fie! colonel. And you a soldier?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie, you must listen to me. You evade a question of the utmost importance to my
- welfare. I asked you, Do you love me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>As you have asked me a dozen times in the last fortnight; and I answer you as I have
- before, Wait until the war is over.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah, but the war is over: there is no reason for delay. Gaylie, will you be my wife?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's a serious question, colonel. I'll consider it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie, you'll drive me mad.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then I won't consider it: will that suit you? O colonel! do you suppose there have been
- any changes in the regiment?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Will you answer my question, Gaylie?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Will you answer mine, colonel?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>biting his lips</em>). I don't know; I don't care. Boxer, who took my place, has
- been made a brigadier-general; but, for the rest, I know nothing.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>I wonder if Rob Trueworth is still a private. Perhaps he's a captain, or a sergeant. I do
- hope he has risen.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>You still have an interest in that fellow?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Of course. Isn't he my brother?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). That's good. She ignores the other tie. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Now, Gaylie,
- speak. (<em>Takes her hand.</em>) Surely my devotion deserves a recompense. Will you?
- (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Crimp</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>with a
- lighted candle in each hand</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>speaking as he enters</em>). Hi! Miss Gaylie, de hole <em>circumbendence</em> ob de
- exterior ob de house up stairs am in a blaze ob glory; lights into all de windows, an'
- greeze all ober de glass and de carpets. Took sum pains up dar, I tole you. Shall I light
- dese yer windows, Miss Gaylie?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, Crimp, I will attend to this.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yaas, indeed! I'm obleeged to you. Jes' put your bright eyes into de windows, and de
- illumination <span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>up stairs won't be no circumstance. I'll jes' stick 'em into de bay
- window, out yunder.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>runs to</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span>, <em>and puts his arm about her waist;
- takes her hand</em>). Gaylie, am I never to get an answer? Speak before we are again
- interrupted. (<span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span> <em>appears</em>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>goes</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>). Confusion! Will this never end?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Come in, mother.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: when two young people are so closely interested in conversation, an old woman's
- presence is unpleasant. I'm not blind, Gaylie Gifford; and I'm not likely to hold my
- tongue, when I see injustice done one I love; so I'll go away. O Gaylie! Gaylie! have I
- been deceived in you? (<em>Going.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>running to her</em>). No, mother, no! Believe me, trust me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>I try to, Gaylie; but it is so hard, so hard!
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>comes down</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>at table</em>). Have I wounded her
- dear heart? Am I doing right?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>approaching</em>). Gaylie—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence, sir! Speak to me now, and I shall hate you. (<span class='sc'>Rowell</span>
- <em>returns</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Enter</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>
- <span class='sc'>Hosea Jenks</span>, <em>followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Hiram</span>.
- <span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>enters</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <span
- class='sc'>Hosea</span> <em>comes down</em>. <span class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>stops up
- stage, and tries to make up with</em> <span class='sc'>Mattie</span>; <em>she snubs
- him</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>I—I—really, really, I beg pardon, colonel, if you are having a <em>tety-tety</em>; but I
- thought you'd like your mail, and so I brought it. (<em>Comes down</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of table, and hands letters to</em> <span
- class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <em>who stands</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>of table;
- then goes back to</em> <span class='fss'>L. C.</span>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! thank you, Jenks. (<em>Aside.</em>) Confound his kindness! I know you'll excuse me,
- Gaylie. Here's my mail.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Certainly, colonel. (<span class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>comes down</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <em>of table, where</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span> <em>is
- standing, and hands her a letter secretly</em>.) (<em>Aside.</em>) And here's mine.
- (<em>Presses it to her lips.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>his back to</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span>). (<em>Aside.</em>) Here's one for
- Gaylie, in the old familiar hand. (<em>Looks round to her: she is looking down; he turns
- to</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>and slips it into his pocket; as he does so, she
- bends forward, and watches him, then shakes her head</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nothing for me, Mr. Jenks? (<em>She looks at</em> <span class='sc'>Jenks</span>
- <em>keenly: he tries to look in her face, drops his eyes, and nervously plays with his
- hat</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, no! Nothing for you, not a thing. Do you suppose I should have failed to bring them?
- (<em>She goes up stage; he comes down</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>) (<em>Aside.</em>)
- That's a lie, a wicked lie. I can't help it. I try; but it will pop out, anywhere,
- everywhere. Once I was a punster. "Alas, poor Jenks! where are your jests now, that were
- wont to set the table in a roar?" All lies now.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>goes up, takes</em> <span class='sc'>Hiram's</span> <em>hand</em>).
- (<em>Aside.</em>) Thanks, faithful sentinel. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Come, Mattie, we'll go and
- look at Crimp's preparations, and leave the colonel to his letters. (<em>Puts her arm
- about</em> <span class='sc'>Mattie's</span> <em>waist, and they go off</em> <span
- class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>who has opened a letter, and is reading it, seated at table</em>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>). Confound it! another call for money, and no way to raise it.
- (<span class='sc'>Jenks</span> <em>starts for door</em>; <span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span><span
- class='sc'>Rowell</span> <em>looks round</em>.) Yes; there's Jenks: he must help me out.
- Jenks!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turns trembling</em>). Ye-yes, colonel.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Jenks, I must have money at once. I have a pressing call, and my funds
- are completely exhausted. Come, you shall give me fifteen hundred dollars, and I'll
- transfer to you the Trueworth Farm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). That's cool. (<em>Aloud.</em>) But—but you see, colonel, I—I—I don't
- want the Trueworth Farm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em><a id='Col'></a></dt>
- <dd>Neither do I. But I do want money; so look round and raise it, and don't keep me waiting
- long (<em>rises, and comes close to him</em>), or Grainlow will have a new postmaster.
- (<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span> <span class='sc'>Jenks</span> <em>falls into
- chair he has left</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>New p-p-p-postmaster! well, that's the old threat. Oh, the villain! This comes of
- meddling with public affairs. When I was a private citizen, I was gay and happy, with
- such a flow of humor, punning from morning till night. I never pun now; I can't; it's
- sure to turn into a lie. I'm a miserable old rascal, that's ashamed to look an honest man
- in the face. I'm a swindler, a cheat, a liar, and a coward. I can't help it. I sold my
- birthright for a mess of pottage; no, potash, for it's all lie. O Jenks! when you parted
- with honesty, you knocked down a rich estate at an awful sacrifice. I'm in daily dread of
- these infernal detectives. In my office, at home, at my table, in bed, I feel the hand of
- justice on my shoulder, and the voice of outraged Uncle Sam thunders in my ear.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>The colonel wants his money, dad.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>starts to his feet</em>). Yes, yes. I'm a-going for it, I'm a-going for it.
- (<em>Starts up stage.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Halt! 'bout face! hold up your head, turn out your toes. (<span class='sc'>Hosea</span>
- <em>obeys</em>.) Now, dad, you will do no such thing!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hey! what do you mean, boy?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Come, dad, straighten up; drop that. I've changed that name with you. You are the boy,—a
- weak, silly, foolish boy.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Do you want to insult my gray hairs?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Insult them? Tell me, dad, have <em>you</em> respected them as you should?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eh! wh-what do you mean?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why does that man order you to find money for him? Why does he treat you with such cool
- contempt?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>nervously</em>). Eh? oh! ha, ha, ha! it's only his way, you know. We are great
- friends,—great friends. He got me my office; and, you know, if I can do him a favor, why,
- I ought; certainty I oughter be proud to—to do him a favor: see? (<em>Aside.</em>) How he
- looks at me! he knows it's a lie. I can't help it: it will pop out.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>That won't do, dad. You're afraid of him: you're a coward.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Coward, boy! this to me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, and more. You have sold yourself to this man; you are accomplices in crime. You have
- made yourself liable to a long imprisonment, for you have robbed the mail.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>alarmed</em>). Hush! don't speak so loud, boy! <span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>Who told you this? Do you
- want to see me hung? do you want—O Hiram, Hiram! pity me, pity me! I'm a poor old sinner,
- a poor old sinner! (<em>Wrings his hands, falls on his knees, and hides his face.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's the truth, dad; a tool in the hands of a crafty man. O dad, you were hard on me in
- the old days! You sought to crush out my ambition to be manly while yet a boy,—an
- ambition which should have been encouraged, not crushed. Your example made others slight
- me, and look upon me as a fool. But you were an honest man, and you made me honest; and
- for that I shall always be grateful. Now you have parted with your high estate; sold
- yourself, body and soul, to the—well, Col. Rowell is his name. I have kept mine, and I
- mean to rescue you from the clutches of this villain.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, boy, you can't do that; I'm sold, delivered: it's too late. I see my folly. But that
- man! O Hiram! he could deliver me up to justice: he could have me imprisoned.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, dad, you forget he is your confederate; that, in sacrificing you, he must betray
- himself.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eh? I never thought of that. Of course he must. What a fool I have been! He dare not
- move. I'm safe, I'm safe!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>But I dare, dad, and I will. For four years you have intercepted letters belonging to
- Gaylie, and Rob Trueworth. I know it: I have full proof. Ah! I've watched you closer than
- you watched me when I was a boy.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, yes: but you can't betray me; you <span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>couldn't have the heart. Hiram, I was a
- good father to you; that is, I tried to be. You won't give me up to justice?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>You have wronged my friends. Unless you immediately resign your office, I will give
- information that shall lead to your arrest.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'll resign, I'll resign! but he won't let me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>He shall not prevent you. You must also decline to furnish him with money.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'll do that, I'll do that!—any thing you ask, Hiram, only don't give me up.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>He's coming back. Remember, no money to that man. (<em>Goes up</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span>, <span
- class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, Jenks, what are you about? Didn't you hear? I want that money to-night,—must have
- it. Why are you not after it?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em><a id='Jenks'></a></dt>
- <dd>You want fifteen hundred dollars, colonel?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's the sum I named.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>comes close to him</em>). Don't you wish you may get it, colonel? (<em>Snaps his
- fingers in his face.</em>) Do you understand that? not a dollar from me. You've been
- drawing heavily on my conscience, but you can't draw on my bank-account: understand that.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Fool! do you know that I could hang you, unless—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>We hang together. That's good, a pun, ha, ha, ha! the first for many a day. Oh, I'm
- feeling decidedly better! No, colonel, you couldn't hang me: you dare not molest me; for
- we are both in the same boat.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_72'>72</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! Well, my <em>honest</em> friend, we can find a new postmaster for Grainlow.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Do, colonel! the sooner you write to Washington, "Off with his head: so much for Jenks,"
- the better for said Jenks.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Do you refuse to purchase the Trueworth Farm?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Decidedly I do.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>comes down</em>). Do I understand you, colonel? You wish to dispose of Trueworth
- Farm?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>What's that to you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>If you want to sell, I'm your customer.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>You?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>You? Why, Hiram Jenks, where can you find the money?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>No matter, dad. Name your price, colonel.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Fifteen hundred dollars.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes a wallet from his pocket, and slaps it on table</em>). There's your money.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>The boy's crazy. (<em>Aside to</em> H.) I say, Hiram, what are you about? You wouldn't
- let me buy it, and now—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>I want it: you forget you are under suspicion. Uncle Sam might confiscate your property
- at any moment, and the farm would go with it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, what a head, what a head! And I thought him a boy!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>If you want the money to-night, write a receipt, and take it. We will pass the papers in
- the morning.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>goes to table</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and writes</em>). Certainly.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes paper from his pocket</em>). As I have had some thoughts of making you an
- offer for the property, I have drawn up an agreement. Sign that, and I am satisfied.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes paper, and looks at it</em>). This is satisfactory. (<em>Signs.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, dad, if you will witness it. (<em>Takes bills from wallet.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Certainly. (<em>Signs. Aside.</em>) Where could that boy have got his money?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>taking paper, and laying down bills</em>). You'll find that all right.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>counting money</em>). All correct. I will see you at Lawyer Ware's office, to-morrow
- at nine. Is that satisfactory?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Perfectly. Come, dad, let's look after the office.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, to the office, where I shall take the first opportunity to write to the Postmaster
- General, resigning my office.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Do it at your peril!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: I shall do it at my office. Ha, ha, ha! Why, I'm getting back into my old humor,
- thanks to the boy. What a head! I used to look in his face, and think I saw a fool. I was
- wrong: I should have looked in a glass.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>I hope the farm will pay you better than it has me, Hiram.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>No doubt it will. (<em>Aside.</em>) If Miss Mattie Trueworth wants Trueworth Farm, she'll
- have to look this way. Come, dad!
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good-by, colonel: if you want your next mail, you'll have to come for it. (<span
- class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>goes up, followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Hosea</span>;
- <em>meet</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Mattie</span>
- <em>coming in</em>; <span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>comes down</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>is stopped by</em> <span class='sc'>Hiram</span>; <span
- class='sc'>Gaylie</span> <em>speaks with</em> <span class='sc'>Hosea</span>, <span
- class='fss'>L. C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mattie, won't you make up?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, sir: I have higher aspirations.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>tragically</em>). I know: to the owner of Trueworth Farm! Mattie, it's hard to lose
- you, but it's for the best: I see my error. I cannot win you; and so I freely give you up
- to a better, a richer man,—the owner of Trueworth Farm. Farewell! (<em>Clasps her in his
- arms quick, and kisses her: she screams; he runs off</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I never! what does he mean? He give me up? He shall do no such thing. Dear, dear!
- have I lost him? Hiram, Hiram! (<em>Runs off</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your son has gone, Mr. Jenks.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hosea.</em></dt>
- <dd>Has he? I must run after him. I can't bear to have him out of my sight: I'm so proud of
- him! (<em>Aside.</em>) He might repent, and give me up.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>as</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span> <em>comes down</em>). Gaylie, may I ask a
- favor of you? I have been making a sale to-night, and have here fifteen hundred dollars:
- will you give me your check for it? I want to send it to-night.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Certainly! you'll find my check-book in the next room. Please bring it to me, colonel.
- (<span class='sc'>Rowell</span> <em>bows, and exits</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>;
- <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span> <em>sits in chair</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>and looks after him</em>.) That man loves me, for two years has been my devoted
- slave; and now the time has come for me to speak plainly. He tells me there is no
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>longer reason for delay: he is right. He thinks his long period of devotion deserves
- a recompense: he shall have it. And the other, Rob Trueworth, who left here four years
- ago,—does he still love me? (<em>Smiles.</em>) Can I doubt it? Yet I must speak to-night,
- speak plainly. He believes that he has won me: I can see it in his proud step, the
- triumphant glance of his eye. Is he right? (<em>Smiles.</em>) Can I doubt that?
- (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Rowell</span> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>with
- check-book</em>.) I'm so sorry to trouble you, colonel! (<em>Takes book.</em>) Fifteen
- hundred, you say? (<em>Writes check.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>laying down bills</em>). Yes: you'll find the bills here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>So you have made a sale to-night, colonel?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: Trueworth Farm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sold Trueworth Farm? And you refused to sell it to me four years ago!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes,—yes, I remember. I didn't like to part with it now, but I wanted money—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Oh! I bear you no malice, colonel. (<em>Gives check.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thank you. And now, Gaylie, that we are alone, may I once more press you for an answer?
- (<em>Takes her hand, and puts his arm about her waist.</em>) You know how dearly I love
- you: make me happy by saying that you return that love.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>And would that really make you happy, colonel?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Happy? The happiest of men!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>drawing herself up</em>). Then hear me, Col. Rowell! (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <span class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span>, <em>with shawl
- and</em> <span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span><em>bonnet added to her former costume, and a large band-box in her hand</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, speak, Gaylie! tell me you love me!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Before you do, Gaylie, let me get out of this house. (<span class='sc'>Gaylie</span>
- <em>goes</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Rowell</span> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mother, what does this mean?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mother! you have no right to call me by that name: you have disgraced it. Four years ago
- you plighted vows with my dear boy; he went to battle, trusting in your promise: and now
- another's arms are about you, another's voice pleading to you for words which tremble on
- your lips. O Gaylie! how I have loved you, you may never know; but I love my boy, and he
- shall not come here to have his noble heart broken at the sight of his rival, a favored
- suitor. No: I thank you for all your kindness to me, but—my boy's coming, and I'll go to
- meet him: he has no one to love him now so tenderly as his old mother, bless him! 'Twill
- be a hard blow after all his love and hope and faith. O Gaylie, Gaylie! you've broken my
- heart! (<em>Drops her box, and staggers forward</em>; <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span>
- <em>runs, and catches her in her arms</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>O mother, mother! this must not be! Stay here; this is your home: here Rob will come—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not in that man's presence will I meet my boy.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). The old lady's complimentary. (<em>Aloud.</em>) I think Mrs. Trueworth
- is right, Gaylie. It would certainly be unpleasant to young Trueworth to see our
- happiness.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>I beg your pardon, colonel; I have not spoken yet.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let me go, Gaylie: I cannot stay here!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You must, you shall, mother! You have heard the colonel: now hear me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, no! I will go. Hark! what's that? (<em>Distant chorus; sings the chorus of "Marching
- through Georgia."</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>At last, at last! They've come, mother, they've come. Hear me. Within myself, and to
- myself, I made a vow that I would keep Col. Rowell in suspense until I heard the
- victorious shouts of our returning heroes. They come, and I can speak; hear me: Col.
- Rowell, you have asked me to be your wife: I answer, No; for I detest you. (<span
- class='sc'>Mrs. Trueworth</span> <em>goes over to chair</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie, what is this? are you in earnest?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Four years ago I defied you; enlisted, for the war between you and my hero, on his side,
- not yours. I have kept the faith: I have battled you from that time to this, and won the
- victory.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>Battled! victory! I do not understand you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You sought to keep us apart, and, to that end, intercepted our letters.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, no! you are mistaken! I—I am innocent of any such crime. (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Hiram</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Here is my witness. 'Twas he who aided me in outwitting you. For the last two years our
- letters have passed under cover of his name. Those you have stopped were decoys.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). What a fool I have been!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You sought to keep my hero in the ranks. Perhaps you will recollect the first letter
- which reached <span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>him. 'Twas sent by the hands of a trusty messenger. (Enter <span
- class='sc'>Crimp</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>) 'Twas delivered in your presence.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yaas, colonel; d-d-don't shoot!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Oh, curse the girl! she has outwitted me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You sought to keep him down; and so I decoyed you here, believing that your presence,
- hateful as it had become, was necessary to the exaltation of Rob Trueworth. I have used a
- woman's art, coquetry; but the end justifies the means. So you see, colonel, the Home
- Guard has a right to claim the victory. Home Guard, attention! fall in! (<em>She
- stands</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <span class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>takes his place
- next her, and</em> <span class='sc'>Crimp</span> <em>next up stage</em>. <span
- class='sc'>Gaylie</span> <em>then faces them</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Comrades, your general, ahem! is proud of you; we have fought together; we have
- conquered. Now let us march to meet the returning heroes. (<em>Steps back beside</em>
- <span class='sc'>Hiram</span>.) Home Guard, attention! Eyes right! eyes left! Salute!
- (<em>They salute. Chorus repeated outside, "Marching through Georgia," nearer. Enter</em>
- <span class='sc'>Rob</span>, <em>in full uniform of a colonel</em>.) Ah! Rob, Rob! he's
- come, mother, he's come! (<em>Runs into</em> <span class='sc'>Rob's</span> <em>arms</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>springing up</em>). O Rob, boy! welcome, welcome, welcome!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Dear, dear mother! (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Mattie</span>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Where is he? O Brother Rob! (<em>Runs into his arms.</em>) This is glorious!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thanks for your hearty welcome. Ah, Hiram! (<em>Shakes hands.</em>) And Crimp!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yaas, indeed! how is yer? an' how is <span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>Boxer? an'—an' ole smoke-jack? Gay times in
- ole Virginny, two years ago. I'm obleeged to you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>comes down to</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>where</em> <span
- class='sc'>Rowell</span> <em>stands with his back to him, and his arms folded</em>).
- Wilder Rowell, the regiment with which you set out for the battle-field has returned
- under command of its new colonel, myself.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turns round</em>). You the colonel of the 10th?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am happy to say I have won that distinction. Won it! do you hear? You would have kept
- me in the ranks; but thanks to woman's wit, and military justice, you were removed in
- time. I now return to claim my bride. (<em>Turns up stage.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rowell</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turns away</em>). Oh, I have failed,—miserably failed! I cannot bear to see their
- happiness. (<em>All are gathered about</em> <span class='sc'>Rob</span>, <em>up
- stage</em>.) I was so sure of her! and she has been laughing at me all this time. I wish
- I could hate her; but no, no, it's impossible. I played for her fortune, and I ended in
- loving her as I can never love again. They are busy: I'll slip away. Oh! this may be
- justice for them: 'tis ruin, utter ruin, for me.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>leads</em> <span class='sc'>Mattie</span> <em>down</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- Now, Mattie, Rob has returned, and Gaylie is true to him. Col. Rowell, of course, is in
- the market.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>I don't care if he is: I don't want him!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>But you want Trueworth Farm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mattie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not if I must take its owner.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram.</em></dt>
- <dd>No? not when his name is Hiram Jenks? It's mine, Mattie: I bought it to-night. Come,
- let's kiss and make up: do, now, do! (<em>Kiss and retire up, arm in arm.</em> <span
- class='sc'>Rob</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span> <em>come down</em>.)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gaylie, how can I ever thank you for making me what I am?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nonsense, Rob! you made yourself. If I did help a little, 'twas for my own pride; for I
- always wanted to be a colonel's wife. Ahem!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>down</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>). So did I. Yaas, yaas! I'm obleeged to you.
- No, no, dat's a bifstake: dat's a bifstake. I mean—I mean—wh-w-w-what do I mean? I mean
- to go an' let off dem ar squabs; make a blaze; cos de colonel's come; yaas, indeed!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hiram</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>R.</span>). Wait, Crimp: the colonel's going to speak.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yaas, indeed! I's waiting with both years wide open tight. I'm obleeged to you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>C.</span> <em>with</em> <span class='sc'>Gaylie</span>). Ladies and
- gentlemen of the Home Guard, accept my thanks for your kind and valuable assistance in
- the campaign just closed. Ever grateful must our country's defenders be to the strong
- arms and tender hands, loving hearts and watchful eyes, that cared for the old folks at
- home, when they were in the field.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>C.</span>). Ahem! Colonel, in behalf of the Home Guard, I give you a
- hearty welcome home. If our efforts have won your approbation, if—There, I've broken
- down! O Rob, Rob! I'm so glad to get you back! we'll be a happy family now, won't we,
- mother?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. T.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>comes down</em> <span class='fss'>R. C.</span>). Indeed we will, Gaylie. My own boy
- back again, thank Heaven! The skies will be bright now.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, mother! bright to herald the coming of peace, with all its blessings. We have fought
- the <span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>good fight: we have conquered. Henceforth the land we love is free.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Crimp.</em></dt>
- <dd>Das a fac', an' I am one on 'em; I'm obleeged to you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gaylie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, we have conquered; and, though "the girl you left behind you" has done but little
- for the cause, she carried into it a loyal and a willing heart; and, if her hero is
- satisfied, she will never regret having "enlisted for the war."
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='sc'>Hiram</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Mattie</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span> <span class='sc'>Mrs. T., Rob, Gaylie</span>, <span class='fss'>C.</span></div>
- <div><span class='sc'>Crimp</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Curtain.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>NEVER SAY DIE.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>CHARACTERS.</h3>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c003'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Mr. Simon Graylock.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Mr. Ralph Cheeny.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>John Bounce</span>, Mr. Graylock's coachman.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Graylock.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Miss Alice Chase.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Patty Pert</span>, Mrs. Graylock's maid.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>COSTUMES MODERN AND APPROPRIATE.</h3>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='sc'>Scene.</span>—<em>Handsome apartment in the house of</em> <span class='sc'>Mr.
-Graylock</span>. <em>Table</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>red cloth. A study-lamp
-burning. Books and papers. Lounge</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>Arm-chair</em>,
-<span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Chairs</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of table</em>. <span class='sc'>Patty Pert</span>
-<em>seated in arm-chair with a book</em>.</p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1'>
- <dt><em>Patty</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>reading</em>). "At the sound of that voice musically voluminous as the sighing of
- the October gale in the lofty branches of mountain hemlocks, Araminta Augusta Violetta
- sprang to her feet, and, dashing the embroidery-frame to the floor with a crash that
- shook the ancient edifice, gave one terrific, yet ecstatic scream <span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>of joy, and
- sank fainting into the arms of her own fond Felix Frederick Freelove." Oh! isn't that
- splendid? Oh! why wasn't I born in those barbaric days, when knights and squires, and
- milk-white steeds, and high-born ladies, pranced about, like the grand entry of a
- magnificent circus? Oh! why wasn't I a barbarian? And such love-making! (<em>Reads.</em>)
- "Beauteous damsel, with eyes of azure blue, hear, oh, hear the vow of your own true
- knight! I will cleave yonder mountain from summit to base with one blow of my trusty
- cimeter, ere one tear of grief shall find its way adown thy gently-arching nose:" oh,
- beautiful, beautiful! There are no barons now. Who ever hears such language as that in
- these plebeian times? Even old Mr. Graylock, fond as he is of his young wife, never
- allows his ecstasy to rise above the utterance of "My dear, you're looking well,
- remarkably well." And Mrs. Graylock has nothing more romantic on the end of her tongue
- than, "Hubby, don't be gone long. I do get so sleepy when you're away!" Oh, the world's
- degenerating! there's not the least doubt of it. There's John Bounce, who tries to make
- love to me; and precious bad business he makes of it too, forever dropping his
- <em>h</em>'s, and sticking them where they don't belong. I'm determined to reform him, or
- he shall bounce about the world without a wife, though, as he says, his 'art <em>h</em>is
- given to me <em>h</em>alone. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Bounce</span> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Illo, Patty! <em>h</em>all by yourself, 'ay? Where's the master and missus?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Still at table, Mr. Bounce, daintily toying with the dessert of their luxurious repast.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>My <em>h</em>eyes, Patty! what <em>h</em>elegance of <em>h</em>expression!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's a pity Mr. Bounce, your language is not better seasoned with polite pronunciation.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>My <em>h</em>eyes, Patty, 'ave you been drinking?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sir!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>You talk just for <em>h</em>all the world like the fellows that master used to 'ave 'ere
- to dine afore 'e was 'itched to the new missus. They were dreadful free <em>h</em>and
- <em>h</em>easy spoken until the wine came <em>h</em>on, and then they couldn't find words
- <em>h</em>expansive enough to <em>h</em>express their <em>h</em>ideas.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Bounce, no more of such language. It is time that you and I understood each other. I
- believe you wish me, at some not very distant period, to become your bride?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: <em>h</em>i <em>h</em>expect to make you Mrs. Bounce.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>expect? Why should you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, Patty? 'Aven't <em>h</em>i <em>h</em>offered you my 'art <em>h</em>and 'and?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>And—and what?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>My 'art <em>h</em>and 'and. Don't you <em>h</em>understand <em>h</em>it?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your art? Yes: your art is driving horses.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>But I ain't talking <em>h</em>about 'orses. <em>H</em>i said 'art; this 'art which 'eaves
- <em>h</em>in my bosom with fond <em>h</em>aspiration.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nonsense! Once for all, Mr. John Bounce, I will never marry a man who aspirates in such a
- shocking manner as you do. No, sir. The man whose <span class='pageno' id='Page_88'>88</span>bride I shall become must be
- capable of declaring his love in grammatical, pronounceably correct English. He must fall
- gracefully upon his knees before me, and, in accents too wild to be resisted, say,
- "Patty, my heart"—not <em>art</em>, Mr. Bounce; I'll have no artful man—"is at your
- feet." Not <em>hat</em>. Hats are for heads, not feet, Mr. Bounce. When you can do that,
- speak: till then a gulf as wide as that which once yawned between Felix Frederick
- Freelove, and his Araminta Augusta Violetta, separates us.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>My <em>h</em>eyes! Who's <em>H</em>araminta <em>H</em>augusta? <em>H</em>i don't know
- 'er. Well, this <em>h</em>is <em>h</em>extraordinary. <em>H</em>and <em>h</em>i thought
- my language was so <em>h</em>intelligent! Well, Miss Patty, though <em>h</em>i love you
- with <em>h</em>all my 'art, <em>h</em>i'm not <em>h</em>a-going to lose no flesh on your
- <em>h</em>account. Well, <em>h</em>after <em>h</em>all, women <em>h</em>are a good deal
- like 'orses; <em>h</em>if they find you don't notice their capers, but keep cool, they're
- very <em>h</em>apt to settle down <em>h</em>into a <em>h</em>easy trot. 'Ere's master and
- missus. <em>H</em>i'll make myself scarce. (<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>
- <em>Enter</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Mr. Graylock</span>,
- <em>with a plate containing nuts and raisins balanced on each hand, followed by</em>
- <span class='sc'>Mrs. Graylock</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, my dear, for a refreshing season of calm and tranquil delight. Here, beneath our own
- vine and fig-tree, metaphorically speaking, we will meditate, converse, and—and eat our
- nuts and raisins. (<em>Sits in chair</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of table</em>).
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>placing ottoman beside him</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>). Yes, indeed; what
- could be more delightful? (<em>Sits. He hands her a plate. They eat.</em>) How grateful I
- should be—and I am—that I have a dear husband, so fond <span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>of spending his evenings
- with me, instead of leaving me for a stupid club, or the society of a billiard-room! It's
- a shame, a disgrace to married life, the manner in which some husbands conduct themselves.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah, my dear, you were a wise young woman, when from the multitude of your admirers,
- young, giddy fellows, you turned to make choice of a staid, middle-aged, experienced
- individual to guide your youthful steps. Ah, my dear, yours was a wise choice. Do I not
- worship you? Do I not dote upon you? Is not every wish of your heart gratified?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, indeed. No: there's one wish yet ungratified. Alice—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>What! you're not going to bring up that troublesome subject again?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Again and again, until you give your consent to her marriage with Mr. Cheeny.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, my dear, how are we to enjoy a season of calm and tranquil delight if you insist
- upon boring me with a subject upon which we can never agree? Let's change the subject. My
- dear, I am seriously thinking of dyeing—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Simon, don't talk so! Do you want to frighten me to death?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, of dyeing—my hair and beard.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>You cannot mean it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, I do. Watkins tells me he has a wonderful preparation, one application of which will
- instantly turn white, gray, red, or yellow hair to a beautiful black. Think of it,
- Susannah! In imagination behold your husband entering the room, transformed <span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>by
- "The Magic Dyer" into a youthful specimen of the genus <em>homo</em>.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>I couldn't imagine it, and I won't. I am perfectly satisfied with your appearance. And
- you would look horrid with your hair and beard in mourning. I should never forgive you if
- you did such a dreadful thing. Never say dye to me again. Now let's change that subject.
- Alice and Mr. Cheeny—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sue! Susan! Susannah! pause. If you do not instantly pause, I shall dye—my hair and beard.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, no, you won't! Why are you so determined to keep Alice single? (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Alice</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, uncle, why am I to be deprived of my natural rights?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, bother! You here? Now, how is a man to enjoy a season of—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, don't say that again! Answer my question.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Certainty, my dear. I have three reasons: the first of which is, she is too young to
- marry.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Mrs. G. and Alice</em> (<em>together</em>). Too young to marry!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Grand chorus of indignant females. (<em>Aloud.</em>) I repeat it: too
- young to marry.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nonsense! She's as old as I am. If that is your opinion, why did you allow me to marry?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Stuck my foot in it. (<em>Aloud.</em>) You didn't allow me to finish.
- Too young to marry a young man.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! Well, I'll never marry an old one, <span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>if I live to be as old as my
- grandmother. I do detest old men, and middle-aged men too.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Stuck my foot in it again.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>So much for your first reason. What is your second?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>My second is, Alice can do better than to marry at all. Look at that head. How
- beautifully the reasoning bumps are developed! A phrenologist would go wild with ecstasy
- with his hands upon that head.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>Would he? He'd get them well scratched for his assurance.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>Rising, placing plate on table, and speaking with bombastic enthusiasm.</em>) Alice,
- 'tis the era of progress. Woman's rights will soon be fully recognized, and woman take
- her place among the gifted and the learned. They will be called to the bar, the pulpit.
- Think of that time, and prepare to take your place,—to rule, and not be ruled. Married
- life for you! Preposterous! 'Twould be a galling chain 'gainst which your noble intellect
- would chafe and worry.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>Uncle, are you crazy?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Poor Simon, has second childhood come so soon to you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>My dear, let's change the subject.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Certainly; to the third and last reason. What is that?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>The third and last? That I refuse to make public.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>What! you have another reason?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>I have, and it's a clincher; but I positively refuse to give it.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>To your own lawful wife? to her from whom you have often said you have no secrets? Simon
- Graylock, I'm ashamed of you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>But, my dear Susan—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't dear me, Mr. Graylock. You are a very ungrateful man. Do I deserve this treatment?
- Have I not sacrificed my young and ardent admirers for your sake? Have I not crushed out
- the brightness and gayety of my young life to settle down, and become the slave of a man
- old enough to be my father? For what? To have your confidence withheld from me—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sue—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence, Mr. Graylock! When I fondly hoped, in making our Alice happy, to brighten our
- home with the presence of gay, lively company—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Susan—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence, sir! I must be content with your company; not even allowed to share your
- confidence. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. I wonder your iron-gray locks do not
- turn white with shame. They look streaked enough. You want to dye them. You'd better.
- Disguise yourself somehow. Keep out of my sight, for I'm thoroughly ashamed of you. Come,
- Alice, I'll not waste my time with such a wretch.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>But, Aunt Susy, my marriage—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Must wait till my lord and master concludes to give his third reason. O Simon, Simon!
- you've broken my heart. (<em>Weeps.</em>) You—you—you've br-br-br-oken my heart.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Alice</span>.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>looks off</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>then speaks slowly</em>). Well, I
- never! Bless my soul! Goodness gracious! Heavens and earth! Here's a tornado, an
- earthquake, a hurricane! The wife of my bosom, the partner of my joys, in the enjoyment
- of a season of calm and tranquil delight, gets up, and—Well, well, here's blighted
- hearthstones, blasted happiness, and for what? For an untold reason. Make public that
- reason? disclose it to the partner of my joys? Never! distinctly, emphatically, and
- unequivocally, never! Tell her that I oppose my niece's marriage because upon that
- marriage I, her lawful guardian, must pay into her hands the sum of ten thousand dollars,
- left in my hands by my deceased brother, her father, to be so paid on the occurrence of
- her marriage, which marriage must have my consent? Never! She would drive me from her
- presence with scorn,—or any thing else that was handy. I can't part with the money now.
- This unlucky, happy day must be kept far, far away. But my wife, she must be appeased.
- How can I bring back her smiles? Ah, "The Magic Dye!" She would see manhood in its prime,
- raven locks, and all that sort of thing, about her home. She shall. I will disguise
- myself. The die is cast. She will be pleased with the change: she can't help it. The
- smile will return to her rosy lips, and all be bright again. Wilkins can transform me in
- five minutes. He shall. I shall dye happy, and live happy ever after. (<em>Strikes
- bell.</em>) I'll make a confidant of Bounce. No, I won't. I'll mystify him
- to—(<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Bounce</span> <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Did you ring, sir?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Bounce, I am about to commit a desperate act.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>another? Why, you've only been married <em>h</em>a month!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am about to leave this home, to go—no matter where; to do—no matter what. You are a
- faithful servant. You will keep my secret. (<em>Aside.</em>) I know he won't.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>as the <em>h</em>apple of my <em>h</em>eye, when I know it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>When your mistress asks for me, you will say—nothing; when they search for me, you will
- lead them to the—well; you will lead them somewhere, anywhere, but where I am—where I go
- to dye. You understand. Silence, remember. I was here, I am gone, silently, mysteriously
- (<em>creeps to door</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>), like the expiring flame of a
- candle. Puff! I'm gone.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>My <em>h</em>eyes! master's <em>h</em>out of 'is 'ead. 'E's gone off suiciding,
- <em>h</em>as sure <em>h</em>as <em>h</em>eggs. 'Ere's <em>h</em>a situation for
- <em>h</em>a 'ouse'old. What's to be done? 'E must be stopped, but 'ow? <em>H</em>i'll
- call mistress. Oh, 'ere she <em>h</em>is! (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs.
- Graylock</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Has your master gone out, John?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>o, mistress, <em>h</em>i'm <em>h</em>all <em>h</em>unstrung. 'E's out of 'is
- 'ead, 'e <em>h</em>is. 'E's gone somewhere, <em>h</em>and 'e's going to do something
- <em>h</em>awful,—put a <em>h</em>end to 'imself. <em>H</em>it's 'orrible!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>What do you mean?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>'E said <em>h</em>i must lead you to the well. 'E's going to drown 'imself,
- <em>h</em>only the well is dry, <em>h</em>and he <span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>can't. Perhaps 'e's going to
- the stable to sacrifice 'imself <em>h</em>on the 'alter. <em>H</em>o, <em>h</em>it's
- 'orrible!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nonsense, Bounce; he's gone out for a walk.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, <em>h</em>an' 'e'll walk <em>h</em>into 'is grave, <em>h</em>an' then 'e'll walk
- nights, and scare us to death. <em>H</em>o, <em>h</em>it's 'orrible!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>John Bounce, have you been drinking?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>i 'ave, <em>h</em>i 'ave; tea, green tea; Young 'yson. <em>H</em>o, you'll
- never set your young <em>h</em>eyes <em>h</em>on's noble form <em>h</em>again. 'E's gone
- to die.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gone to die? I see it all: the wretch!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>So do <em>h</em>i, missus,—'is cold remains, <em>h</em>a long procession. Poor master!
- 'is <em>h</em>own 'osses will never carry 'im <em>h</em>again!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>John Bounce, you are a fool! Stop your snivelling, and listen to me. Your master has no
- thought of taking his life. He is bound on a very foolish errand, the purport of which I
- know. As he has tried to frighten us, we will endeavor to turn the tables upon him. Call
- Patty.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, ma'am. You're sure 'e's not gone <em>h</em>insane?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>So sure of it that I shall prevent his entrance to the house for the present. You will
- lock all the doors, and fasten the windows, except one in the kitchen. When you have done
- that, go to his room, get his rifle, and return here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>My <em>h</em>eyes! what <em>h</em>is coming to this 'ouse? <em>H</em>o, <em>h</em>it's
- 'orrible!
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>So my good husband, evidently vexed at <span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>my assumed anger, is about to execute his
- threat of dyeing. Let me see if I cannot turn this to good account, and fix the day for
- Alice's marriage. That third reason seems to be the impediment; but, if I cannot find
- that out, I will at least gain his consent by stratagem. O my good Simon! if I cannot win
- your confidence, I will teach you such a lesson that you will never say dye again.
- (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Patty</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Patty.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, ma'am.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>I believe you are very fond of romantic adventures.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed, I am, ma'am, though I never had one in my life.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am about to throw one in your way. Mr. Graylock will soon return to the house in
- disguise; that is, he has gone to have his hair and beard dyed. I have given orders to
- have the doors and windows locked. He will gain an entrance, after some difficulty, to
- this room. Once here, John Bounce and you, with doors locked, must keep guard over him.
- Whatever he may say or do, you must not recognize him as your master, but treat him as a
- burglar. You understand?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed I do. Trust me to treat him as a burglar. I'll pound him with the broom, and John
- shall fire a few bullets into him to keep him quiet.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, no: there must be no violence. I rely upon your discretion. You are both old servants
- of his, and will not fail to treat him respectfully. It's only a frolic of his young
- wife, at which he will laugh <span class='pageno' id='Page_97'>97</span>heartily when it is over. (<em>Bell rings.</em>)
- There's the bell. Should it be he, do not open the door.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>I will remember.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, then, to rehearse my part in the grand tragedy. (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Patty</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mr. Cheeny, ma'am. (<em>Enter</em> Mr. <span class='sc'>Cheeny</span> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah, Ralph; welcome!
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='sc'>Patty</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>shaking hands</em>). My dear Mrs. Graylock, this is jolly, to see you in such good
- spirits. Am I right? You have succeeded? (<span class='sc'>Mrs. G.</span> <em>shakes her
- head</em>.) No?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, my dear friend; the enemy is still strongly intrenched behind the bulwarks of
- obstinacy, from which neither smiles, tears, nor reproaches can drive him.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>And the assailing party, discomfited, is about to retire from the contest?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Never! We have inscribed upon our banners the motto, "Never say die!"
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good! You're the best friend a man ever had. But where's Alice? (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Alice</span> <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Ralph, it's all over! He'll never give his consent.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then, my dear Alice, we will do without it. An unexpected turn in business affairs to-day
- has made me as independent as a nabob. I should have liked your crusty old uncle's
- blessing; but, as he won't give it, we'll see Parson Clark, say next Tuesday, be married,
- take a journey to Niagara, and, on our return, settle quietly into married life. What's
- to hinder?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>The crusty old uncle's wife.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_98'>98</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eh, my clear Mrs. Graylock! A thousand pardons for my levity. He is crusty, you are
- lovely. "In contrasts lieth love's delight," you know. You will place no bar to our union.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Stop. We have begun a battle: let's fight it out. If Alice marries without her
- <em>crusty</em> old uncle's consent, where's her fortune?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Her fortune? I never knew she had one. "Her face is her fortune."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>With ten thousand dollars with which to buy mirrors to see it in if she please.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, Aunt Susy! I never heard of it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nor I. But it's true, for I've seen the papers. 'Twas left you by your father, to be paid
- when you should marry with Mr. Graylock's consent.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, this is charming!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>Do you think you like me any better, Ralph?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ten thousand times! That is, you understand, I'm not mercenary; but you deserve it,
- you're such a dear, sweet, nice—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Attention, company! Business! I am going to gain his consent. Ralph, sit at that table,
- and write, if you please.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>sits at table</em>; <span class='sc'>Alice</span> <em>leans on his chair</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Mrs. G.</span> <em>stands</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of table</em>).
- Yes; proceed.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>"I, Simon Graylock, being in sound mind and body"—(<em>Bell rings.</em>) Hark! that's he.
- Don't mind. Write.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Sound mind and body."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Hereby bequeath to my dearly-beloved friend, Ralph Cheeny"—(<em>Bell rings
- violently.</em>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_99'>99</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Beloved friend, Ralph Cheeny." Go on.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>"My affectionate niece, Alice Chase"—(<em>Bell rings violently.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Alice Chase:" that's you, Ally. Go on.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>"To have and to hold, as his lawful wife, from this day forth and forevermore. And to
- this union I give my consent, and subscribe my name." That's all. He has stopped ringing.
- (<em>Dog barks.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). Hero, Hero, old boy, don't you know your master? (<em>Dog barks.
- Shouting.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>He's getting into the garden: he will soon be here. We must retire.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>But what is it all about?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ask no questions. Let me arrange that paper. I will turn the writing underneath, leaving
- a blank space for his signature. (<em>Dog barks.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Clear out, you brute! There goes my coat! Murder! help!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Shall I run to his assistance?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs.<a id='Mr'></a> G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not for the world! Come this way. I will explain all. [<em>Exeunt</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <em>Then enter, hurriedly</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <span
- class='sc'>Mr. G.</span>, <em>his hair and beard dyed black, one coat-tail, torn off, in
- his hand</em>.]
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Confound that dog! He has decidedly curtailed my enjoyment. (<em>Holds up
- coat-tail.</em>) Is it possible I am so transformed as to become a terror to my own
- terrier? Where is everybody? Doors locked, windows fastened, and nobody to let me into my
- own house! A pretty state of affairs, truly! No matter: I have gained an entrance, and
- now for a good surprise. (<em>Takes hand-mirror from table.</em>) What a
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_100'>100</span>change! The Simon Graylock of twenty-five takes the place of the Simon Graylock of
- fifty. Glorious! Won't I make a sensation? I can see my wife's look of astonishment and
- pleasure. I can hear her rapturous "O Simon, you beauty!" Eh? what's that? (<em>Turns
- to</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>as</em> <span class='sc'>John Bounce</span>
- <em>enters, locks the door, and stands with his rifle at</em> "<em>present</em>.") Well,
- what's the matter? Eh! what's that? (<em>Turns</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>as</em> <span class='sc'>Patty</span> <em>enters, locks the door, and stands with a
- broom at</em> "<em>present</em>.") What's the meaning of this?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence! Not <em>h</em>a sound! not <em>h</em>a, step! Sh—!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence! Not a look! not a breath! Sh—!
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Patty and John</em> (<em>together</em>). If you move, if you speak, you are a dead
- man. Sh—!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, John! Patty! you idiots! don't you know your master?
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Patty and John</em> (<em>together</em>). Master! you! Ha, ha, ha!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now stop that duet, or out of this house you go without warning. Unlock those doors, and
- call your mistress.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Call the police. <em>H</em>i know you? You're <em>h</em>a burglar, <em>h</em>a thief! But
- we're wide <em>h</em>awake. You're caught.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Mr. Jack Sheppard, your foot's in the trap. You've lost your coat-tails, but that's
- nothing to the loss of your liberty: ten years in prison.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Am I awake? John Bounce, who's your master?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Simon Graylock, <em>H</em>esquire, <em>h</em>a respectable,
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_101'>101</span>middle-<em>h</em>aged gent, rather plain <em>h</em>in 'is <em>h</em>external
- <em>h</em>appearance, but with <em>h</em>an 'art <em>h</em>as big <em>h</em>as an
- <em>h</em>ox.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Mr. Burglar, as nice an old gentleman as you ever met.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Am not I that gentleman?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>You! Nonsense!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>You! <em>H</em>absurd! Why, you look like what you <em>h</em>are,—<em>h</em>a regular
- 'ousebreaker.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'll break your head if you call me that name again. I am master of this house; and as
- such I order you instantly to unlock those doors, and call your mistress.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>What impudence!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>and what <em>h</em>assurance!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>approaching</em> <span class='sc'>Patty</span>). Young woman, out of my way!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>points broom at him</em>). Help! murder! thieves!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>points rifle at him</em>). 'Ere, you, none er that! Lay <em>h</em>a finger
- <em>h</em>on that young woman, <em>h</em>and I'll fire. (<span class='sc'>Mr. G.</span>
- <em>backs up stage; they follow with their weapons pointed at him</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Confound it! this is ridiculous! Go away. (<em>Gets up into chair.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Wretched <em>h</em>outcast, would you lift your 'and <em>h</em>against <em>h</em>a woman?
- Would you—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Put down that gun.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Never! You <em>h</em>ex<em>h</em>asperate the British lion; you <em>h</em>insult the
- <em>h</em>object of my 'art's <em>h</em>adoration; you—you—you—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Put down that gun. It might go off.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_102'>102</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>it might; but you can't.—Patty, <em>h</em>i'll put <em>h</em>an <em>h</em>end
- to 'is miserable <em>h</em>existence.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>No; leave him to the officer of justice.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>i can't. 'E 'as <em>h</em>insulted you, <em>h</em>and <em>h</em>i must 'ave
- blood, blood, blood!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Put down that gun! Here, Sue! Susan! Susannah! Help! help! help! (<em>Knock at door</em>,
- <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). Open the door, Patty. (<span class='sc'>Patty</span> <em>unlocks the
- door</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span> <span class='sc'>Mrs. G.</span>, <span
- class='sc'>Alice</span>, <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Ralph</span> <em>enter, stand
- huddled by the door</em>.) Have you got him?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Got him! And she the wife of my bosom! Susy!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence! (<em>Threatens with gun.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Susan!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence! (<em>Flourishes broom.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Susannah!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, the wretch knows my name!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Of course he does. 'Tis I, your own true, loving husband, Simon Graylock.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Egad, the rascal has assurance!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Did you ever?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, I never.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>coming forward</em>). Oh, come! this is all nonsense, you know. You're not going to
- cut me off, are you? I am your husband.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>My husband! Why, he's old enough to be your father.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). There's a "puff" for "The Magic Dye." (<em>Aloud.</em>) You don't know
- me. Am I, then, so changed?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>You look like a burglar.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_103'>103</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>What a thievish look there is about his mouth!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Alice.</em></dt>
- <dd>And such cunning eyes! Oh, do, Aunt Susy, let John call the police, and have him taken
- away!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's only the effects of the dye, you know. I've had my hair and whiskers colored. Gives
- me quite a juvenile look; quite the dandy, eh?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! come, sir, this won't do. You have entered this house in search of plunder. Your
- attempt has been foiled by the keenness of this lady, who, in the absence of her husband,
- can well protect his treasures.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>John, call the police.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>John, if you do, I'll discharge you without a character.—Susannah, be reasonable. If you
- don't know me, you must know these clothes. Are they not your husband's?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>My husband's? Gracious heaven! I see it all! My husband has been murdered, cruelly
- murdered! and you have stolen his clothing. Oh, wretched woman that I am!—John, call the
- police.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>And I say, no. Confound it! Do you want to drive me out of my senses?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, take me away! My life's in danger. Oh, somebody take me away!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Fear not, madam. I will protect you. If your husband has gone, you shall find in me a
- watchful guardian and a trusty friend. Fear not: the miscreant shall not harm you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Confound his impudence! O Susy! what can I do to make you own me? I think I am your
- husband; in fact, I'm quite sure of it.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_104'>104</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Can you write?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Write? I signed a check for two hundred dollars, which you now have in your
- <span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">porte-monnaie</span>.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Can you write your name?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>To be sure I can.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then write it. I shall recognize my husband's handwriting, I think; yes, I'm quite sure
- of it. Write at once: there are pen, ink, and paper.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'll be hanged if I do any such thing! This is absurd, ridiculous!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>John, call the police.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>instantly, missus.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Stop! I'll write. (<em>Goes to table</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>) If ever I'm
- caught in such a ridiculous position as this, may I be—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>goes to table</em>). Here! write your name there.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>sits, takes up pen, then looks up at</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. G.</span>, <em>who
- stands immovable</em>). And that's the wife of my bosom, the partner of my joys! and I've
- got to write my name before—No! I'll be hanged if I do! (<em>Throws down pen.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>John, the police.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>instantly, missus. (<span class='sc'>John</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Patty</span> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <span class='sc'>Frank</span>
- <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Alice</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, no: I'll sign! (<em>Writes.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes up paper</em>). What do I see? 'Tis he, my husband, my Simon! (<em>Throws her
- arms about his neck, and repeatedly embraces him in a frantic manner.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>What do I hear? 'Tis he, your uncle, my Alice! (<em>Embraces</em> <span
- class='sc'>Alice</span>.)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_105'>105</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bounce.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>H</em>it's <em>h</em>all <em>h</em>up. 'Tis 'e 'imself, Patty. (<em>Embraces</em>
- <span class='sc'>Patty</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let me alone, you exasperating Englishman! (<em>Releases herself.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Confound it! Susy, don't smother me!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Simon! something's burning! I smell brimstone!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Smell fiddlesticks! It's "The Magic Dye." It makes me sick: I wish I was well rid of it.
- And now be kind enough to tell me the meaning of this. I've been locked out of my house,
- my clothes lacerated by my dog, been threatened with death by my servant, with the police
- by my wife; and am threatened with a brain-fever, if I don't know what all this is for.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>For the third reason, Simon.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eh? You're not going to bring up that subject again?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, no! that's all settled.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Settled? How?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>takes paper from table, and reads</em>). "I, Simon Graylock, being in sound mind and
- body, hereby bequeath to my dearly beloved friend Ralph Cheeny, my affectionate niece
- Alice Chase, to have and to hold, as his lawful wife, from this day forth and
- forevermore; and to this union I give my consent, and subscribe my name." Signed, "Simon
- Graylock."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, this is a swindle! Obtaining goods under false pretences! And you, the wife of my
- bosom, the partner—Do you know what this would cost me, were it known?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes; ten thousand dollars: Alice's portion.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_106'>106</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Ralph.</em></dt>
- <dd>Of which she is in no immediate want; in fact, I think I would prefer to leave it in your
- hands.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>My dearly beloved, take her, and be happy. When I die, you will find I have not forgotten
- you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>As did the partner of your joys, the last time you dyed; eh, Simon?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>My dear, let's change the subject.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>If we could only change the color of your hair as easily! Why, Simon, it's purple!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>Is it? Then don't look at it, don't speak of it; for, if you're not pleased, I have dyed
- in vain.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: for it has helped to make two people happy who were dying for each other, helped your
- dear wife to triumph in a good cause, and helped us all to a little amusement—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mr. G.</em></dt>
- <dd>At my expense. Sue, Susan, Susannah, let's change the subject. Never say die, and I never
- will.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='sc'>John Bounce</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Patty</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span> <span class='sc'>Mr.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. G.</span>, <span class='fss'>C.</span></div>
- <div><span class='sc'>Ralph</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Alice</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Curtain.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i109.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>THE CHAMPION OF HER SEX.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_109'>109</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE CHAMPION OF HER SEX.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div>(FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS ONLY.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>CHARACTERS.</h3>
-
-<table class='table1' summary=''>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Duplex</span>, a widow with money and a mission.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Deborah Hartshorn</span>, her mother.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Florence Duplex</span>, her daughter.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Caroline Duplex</span>, her step-daughter.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><span class='sc'>Rhoda Dendron</span>,</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&#8196;her friends.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><span class='sc'>Pollie Nay</span>,</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Katie O'Nail</span>, the cook.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Maggie Donovan</span>, the chambermaid.</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>COSTUMES MODERN AND APPROPRIATE.</h3>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='sc'>Scene.</span>—<em>Apartment in</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. Duplex's</span> <em>house. Lounge</em>,
-<span class='fss'>L.</span>; <em>two chairs</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>; <em>table with writing-materials, and
-an easy-chair</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span></p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1'>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em><a id='Hartshorn'></a></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>) Don't tell me, yeou imperdent thing!
- Clear out, I tell yeou!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>) Faix! not for the likes av yez, at all,
- at all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>). Yeou won't, hay? We'll see
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_110'>110</span>about it. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Maggie</span>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. H.</span>,
- <em>brandishing a broom</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Aisy, Mrs. Hartshorn, or it's yersilf will be sent to coort for salt and bathery, sure.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't care! If I'm sent to prison for life, I mean to have my orders obeyed.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Faix, an' it's not yersilf is the lady of the house, at all, at all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't make no difference. Yeou take that broom, and sweep out my room, and be quick about
- it!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's warning I'll give to onct the misthress cooms, Mrs. Hartshorn. Faix! there's a power
- of work in the house, and a heap of misthresses to order about—bad luck to 'em! Niver
- mind, I'll swape the room; an', if ye find any thing broke, it's not the fault av Maggie
- Donovan. (<em>Aside.</em>) Only jist I'll—I'll have one good crack at her chiny vases, so
- I will.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>sits in chair</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>takes out her smelling-bottle,
- removes stopper, places her finger over it, and applies it to her nose, snuffs it, gives
- a little start, with something between a sigh and an exclamation, sounding like "Kee,"
- accompanying it. This should be repeated wherever the word appears in the dialogue</em>).
- Well! if Hannah Merria's heouse ain't a-going to eternal smash, it's not for want er
- help. Sich actions I never did see. There's that ere cook! If I stick my head into the
- kitchen (kee), I'm sure to be saluted with the dishcloth; and, if I go up stairs, there's
- always a broom laying round loose for me to tumble over (kee). For the <span class='pageno' id='Page_111'>111</span>land of
- liberty's sake, what's the use of having a home if you don't take care of it? Neow,
- here's Hannah Merria, whose husband died a year ago, leaving all his property to her, his
- second wife, and who ought to be the happiest woman in the world in consequence
- (kee),—not of his death, but the money,—a-prancin' round in perlitical circuses, ravin'
- like a lunatic about "speers," and "rights," and "sufferings," and leaving her home to
- take care of itself. She's the queerest young 'un I ever had (kee). (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Caroline</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>What's the trouble, grandmother?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, it's them hired gals, Ca'line. They've made me crazy with their shiftlessness. I do
- think Hannah Merria might stay at home, and look arter them.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>My good step-mother has other affairs to occupy her time. You know she is one of the
- leaders of the Female Reform Club.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then she'd better bring her club home, and trounce these sassy critters into some kind of
- reform (kee).
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>She thinks she is engaged in a noble work. She is the champion of her sex.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Champion fiddlesticks! There's no sense in such carryings-on. What would my old man,
- Hezekiah Hartshorn (kee)—bless his dear dead and gone memory—have thought if I'd 'a' gone
- off in this fashion, a meddlin' with things that women don't know nothin' about? When he
- took me for better or for wus, sez he to me, "Deborah, there's the old homestid,—a snug
- house and a likely farm,—all ours. Yeou <span class='pageno' id='Page_112'>112</span>take kere of the house, and I'll take
- kere of the farm. Outside I'll be master, inside you shall be mistress; and we won't
- interfere." That's all the bargain we ever made, and we stuck to it. I took good care to
- make his home pleasant; but meddlin' with his affairs would have ben as rediculous as it
- would have ben for him to stick his nose into the churn every time I made butter. No,
- indeed! Let woman do her own work, and leave man to his'n.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah, grandmother, the world has turned over a great many times since your day. Women have
- acquired larger ideas of usefulness, and have found in intellectual pursuits release from
- household drudgery. Triumphs in medical practice, and success in the pulpit, have fired
- them with ambition to take their place beside the sterner sex in those educational,
- scientific, and political spheres, for which they feel themselves equally well fitted.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(Kee.) Do hear that young 'un talk; and she don't believe a word of it, nuther.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>But my good step-mother does; and, if she can elevate her sex, she is doing a noble work.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Noble cat's foot! If she wants to elervate her sex, as she calls it, let her stay to
- home, and look after things. If that Katie don't want elervating with a broomstick, then
- I'm mistaken (kee). Why don't she give you a eddication, instead of keeping you drudging
- about the house, when you should be at school with Florence? She's got your father's
- money, and that's all she keres for (kee).
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am contented, grandmother. I make no complaint.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_113'>113</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Cause you're meek as Moses. But I'll give her a piece of my mind, you see ef I don't.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't get angry, grandmother. To-day Florence returns after six months' absence at
- school. Let her find every thing bright and pleasant.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Lor-a-massy! So she does. Well, I'm glad on it. Ef she don't upset things, then I'm
- greatly mistaken. (<em>Bell rings</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>) She's a dear good
- girl.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed she is, and deserves all the care and affection bestowed upon her. (<em>Enter</em>
- <span class='sc'>Katie</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with a scrubbing-brush in
- her hand</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>She's coom, ma'am, she's coom, as rosy and bright as a new copper tay-kettle.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Who? Florence?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indade, it's the truth ye's spakin'; her own swate silf, Miss Ca'line.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Glorious news! I must run to her at once. Come, grandmother.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Bless the child! I must go and fix her somethin' warm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Somethin' warm, is it? Faix, jist kape out av the kitchen, d'ye mind, or it's yersilf
- will git somethin' warm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Wal, I never! The airs that these critters do put on (kee)!
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Faix, the ould woman's a sore thrial, that she is. There's little chance to kape my
- sisther Bridget's children in sugar and tay, wid her middlin'. (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Maggie</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>with a broom</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>An' it's mesilf would likes to know what <span class='pageno' id='Page_114'>114</span>ye mane by demaining yersilf in this
- fashion, Kate O'Nail. It's little yez know of itikate.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Och, be aisy wid yer spakin', Maggie Donovan. Itikate, indade!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Isn't it me privilege to tend the bell, I'd like to know?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>To be sure it is. But 'twas the darling Miss Florence rowled up to the door; and would I
- be afther lavin' her on the stips, an' you in the attic?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's a desateful tongue ye have. Don't I know ye'd be afther liftin' yersilf above yer
- pots and kittles to my place, to betther yer condition?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Betther my condition, is it? Wid what? Swapin' and dustin', and the likes? Niver, at all,
- at all. When I betther my condition, 'twill be as the widded bride of Terence
- McFunnigafferty.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>McFunnigafferty! Bad luck to him! he's only a hod-carrier.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>He's dacent and respictable; an' it's my belafe, Maggie Donovan, ye'd be glad av me
- chance. Haven't I seen ye castin' sly looks that way yersilf?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, murther! An', an' me own b'y, Teddy Murphy, sailin' the thrackless say—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Wid a swateheart in ivery port.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Och! it's invious ye are, Kate O'Nail; an' it's out av place ye are above the kitchen
- shtair. Away wid yez to yer pots and kittles! (<em>Threatening with broom.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>An' its out av place ye are onywhere. Be off to yer swapin'! (<em>Threatens with brush.
- Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Florence</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Caroline</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_115'>115</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Fie, fie, girls! You're both out of place, quarrelling. Ah, Maggie! I'm glad to meet you
- again. (<em>Shakes hands with Maggie.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thank you, Miss Florence. An' it's a warm welcome home to yez; an' it's glad I am to see
- yer own bright face once more.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>And it's glad I am to be here, Maggie. Now I want you and Katie to get my trunk up
- stairs. It's not very heavy, and I wish to open it at once.
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>"Take it up tenderly,</div>
- <div class='line'>Fashioned so slenderly,</div>
- <div class='line'>It's fickle and frail."</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indade, Miss Florence, I'll do my best with the help of very rough company.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thar's a fling at me! Arrah, I'll give her one thump on the fut with the thrunk.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Welcome, welcome, welcome home! A thousand times welcome, Florence! Oh! we have missed
- you very much. (<em>They sit on lounge</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'm glad of that, Carrie, for you will be so glad to see me now that I can have my own
- way in every thing; and I'm going to spend my time advantageously. I'm going to induce
- mother to send you with me when I return to school.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, that would be grand! But I fear you will not succeed.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>But I will. You have as much right to the advantages of Rushly Seminary as I; and I will
- no longer allow you to submit to the cruel treatment you are receiving. You go with me:
- that's settled. But where's mother?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_116'>116</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>At a committee-meeting.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>A committee-meeting at eleven o'clock in the forenoon! What important project can take
- her from home at this hour?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>She is one of the leaders of the Female Reform Club.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>What! my mother! You don't mean to say that she has come out for women's rights!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>She has, most decidedly. She gives all her time to the club. She is a very zealous member.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>And who takes care of the house?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>It takes care of itself. The mistress away, it is very hard for me to govern affairs; and
- grandmother does much harm by her kindly-meant interference in household matters.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's too bad! Does mother speak at public meetings?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>She spoke for the first time last night. There's a report of her speech in the papers.
- (<em>Takes paper from table.</em>) Here it is.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>reads</em>). "Mrs. Duplex, widow of the celebrated match-manufacturer, whose decease
- last winter was chronicled in our paper, arose and spoke warmly of the oppression of the
- female sex. She vehemently asserted their ability to achieve success in any path trodden
- by man, and eloquently styled herself the champion of her sex in its endeavors to throw
- off the yoke of bondage, and victoriously array itself by the side of man in his onward
- march of progress." What nonsense!
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_117'>117</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nonsense, Florence? Then you are not in sympathy with the woman movement.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Carrie: I am an earnest advocate for reform. Noble women are doing brave work in
- <em>educating</em> our sex to a realizing sense of their power for good in many of the
- walks of life heretofore kept sacred to the foot of man. But foolish women, who raise the
- cry of oppression or slavery, are no better than the political demagogues of the other
- sex,—loud in speech, but dumb in council.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>And so you think mother has made a mistake?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>I certainly do. A woman's duty is to care for her household. From what little I have seen
- since I came home, I am convinced reform is needed here. (<em>Bell rings</em>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>) If she would elevate her sex, I'm sure she could have no better
- task than to fit you—who were left penniless on her hands by a thoughtless father—for the
- station to which you have a right to aspire. (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Maggie</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>If ye plase, Miss Florence, yez frinds, the Misses Nay and Dendron, are below, axin' for
- yez.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Show them up, Maggie. (<em>Exit</em> <span class='sc'>Maggie</span>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>) I must find some way to rid mother of her delusion.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>I wish you could, Floy, for it is certainly very disagreeable for us who are left at
- home. (<span class='sc'>Rhoda</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Pollie</span>
- <em>appear</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>May we come in?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>jumping up</em>). To be sure you may. Rhoda, you dear, dear girl! (<em>Kissing
- her.</em>) Pollie, I'm glad to see you! (<em>Kissing</em> <span class='sc'>Pollie</span>.)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_118'>118</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Saw you come up, and couldn't wait a minute longer; could we, Pollie?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, indeed. We just dropped every thing, and ran across. How d'ye do?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes; how are ye? Tell us, quick!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Had a splendid time, hey?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not engaged, are you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>What you got new for dresses? Why, there's Carrie! (<em>Shakes hands, and kisses.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I declare, Miss Meekness! you are as still as a mouse. (<em>Shakes hands, and
- kisses.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>She's here, girls, and just as splendid as ever.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda and Pollie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>together</em>). Splendid? Of course she is.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Come, come, girls; sit down and tell me the news. (<span class='sc'>Caroline</span>
- <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Rhoda</span> <em>sit on lounge</em>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>; <span class='sc'>Pollie</span> <em>in chair</em>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>; <span class='sc'>Florence</span> <em>in chair</em>, <span
- class='fss'>C.</span>) I'm dying to know what has been going on since I left.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, then, Tilly Dodd's really married.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Pooh! that's an old story. She's talking about getting divorced now.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Divorced! Why, she's only been married six months!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Six months and ten days. No matter about her. Have you read your mother's speech?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>I read a brief notice of it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>I heard it all. She's the champion of her sex. Oh, it was grand! She flourished her right
- hand as majestically as any orator I ever heard; and her voice was as strong and clear as
- Patrick Henry's.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_119'>119</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Lor, Rhoda, you never heard Patrick Henry.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>But I've read his speeches, and they've got the ring of his voice in them yet. Ain't you
- proud of your mother, Flory?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not of her last effort, Rhoda.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's where you're right, Floy. I wouldn't like to have my mother spouting in that
- manner. It looks coarse and unladylike.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I don't think I should like to have my mother take to that kind of business.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>I like it so little, girls, that I am determined to give mother a lesson, if you will
- grant me your assistance. Our principal, Miss Steady, had an attack of "woman's rights"
- at school last winter; and the girls took advantage of it to indulge in a little
- masquerading, which so affected our honored head, that we heard no more of woman's rights
- for the balance of the term. I shouldn't wonder if something of the kind would make
- mother a little less zealous in the cause.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, tell us all about it!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Is there any fun in it?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>You shall see. Come to my room. Mother may return at any moment, and I do not wish her to
- see us at present.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>There's something delightfully mysterious in your proceedings, Floy.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: there's mischief in your eyes.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Perhaps; time will show. Come, I want you too, Carrie. [<em>Exeunt</em>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Florence</span>, <span class='sc'>Rhoda</span>,
- <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Pollie</span>.]
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Take me with her! I wish she could. I <span class='pageno' id='Page_120'>120</span>love Floy too well to envy her. But the
- privileges she enjoys, and to which I feel I am entitled, would afford me those
- opportunities for culture for which I have often sighed. (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Mrs. Duplex</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Caroline, I am astonished! You sitting here with your arms folded, and the house in
- disorder! Is this a fitting return for my care? or have you forgotten that to me you owe
- all you have in the world?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>You never allow me to forget that, madam. Yet I am grateful for your care. Add one favor
- more, and let me go into the world, and earn my living.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! As you are anxious to earn a living, perhaps it would be as well to commence at
- home.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>This life is distasteful—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>There, that's quite enough. I have very important business to engage my attention. Set
- the reception-room in order at once. (<em>Takes off bonnet and shawl, and sits in
- easy-chair near table.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>Certainly, madam.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>My late lamented husband left me one useless incumbrance,—that girl. Strange some people
- are so hard to manage! Now, then, to business. I've a long report to make to-night on the
- "Scheme for Improving the Condition of Motherless Girls." (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Mrs. Hartshorn</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Lor, sakes, Hannah Merria! You home?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, mother, and hard at work.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>sitting on lounge, and knitting</em>). Du tell!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, mother. There's a wide field of <span class='pageno' id='Page_121'>121</span>labor opening to willing hands. To raise
- woman from her lowly position, is not that most noble work?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>That depends on what she's doing, Hannah Merria. If she's scrubbing the floor (kee), the
- lower the better.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>She was never meant for such ignoble toil.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ignoble fiddlesticks! P'r'aps you want the men-folks to do that.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>It may be necessary for the triumph of woman. Did you read my speech, mother?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, I didn't. I've <em>heard</em> enough on 'em to be heartily sick. A pretty champion of
- your sex, you are!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>I hope I am an earnest and an honest one. I have a mission,—to lift woman to a higher
- plane of civilization; and I believe I have the power to fulfil it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>How? By getting up and speaking out in meeting? Never heard nothin' like it since Sally
- Skreecher j'ined the Millerites, and hollered so in meetin', that they thought the Angel
- Gabriel was a-tootin' his horn (kee.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah, mother! you do not understand this noble movement of woman.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>I understand washin' and ironin', and that's what I call the noblest movement woman ever
- took a hand in.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>There; that's quite enough: we shall never agree. Be quiet, and let me write.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(Kee.)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_122'>122</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>writes</em>). "Silently, but steadily, moves on the mighty car of progress"—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(Kee.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Crushing, beneath its fast revolving wheels, prejudice and wrong; upward soars the
- spirit of freedom, mounting on eagles' wings."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(Kee.) Say goose's wings, Hannah Merria.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mother, will you be silent?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>And hear you talk that bosh? Why, every Fourth-of-July speaker has said them things year
- after year since Cornwallis surrendered. (<em>Enter <span class='sc'>Rhoda</span>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, disguised; a black shawl pinned tightly across her breast; faded
- black bonnet with bright flowers stuck in it; large, black cotton gloves, much too long
- in the fingers, on her hands; and parasol.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>very extravagant in her gestures</em>). Where is she? Let me look upon her, the
- deliverer of our race, the champion of our sex! Ah, she's here! the noble face, the
- stately figger! 'Tis she! 'tis she! (<em>Falls at the feet of</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs.
- D.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Land er Goshen! that's Hannah Dudley!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>My good woman, can I be of service to you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rises</em>). You can, you can. I am the mother of nine interesting children, whom I
- have vainly endeavored to support for five years by the manufacture of molasses-candy. A
- sweet occupation, but, alas! not profitable; for, work as I will, I can make but just
- enough to satisfy the wants of my children. 'Tis all they have for food.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, they're a sweet set.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_123'>123</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>My good woman, why do you come to me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>I come to sit at your feet; to draw into my thirsty soul the teachings of your stupendous
- intellect. Glorious champion of my sex, I would wrest from proud man one of his boasted
- prerogatives.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indeed! To what sphere of usefulness do you aspire?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>She's ravin' about paregoric. She ought to be a doctor.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>I heard your glorious speech last night, and every fibre of my being thrilled beneath the
- touch of your matchless eloquence. You told us we had the ability to achieve success in
- any occupation where man could triumph. I want to be a butcher.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Heavens and airth! the woman's loony!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, a butcher; that I may give my children strong food, for which they hanker. Ah, the
- mighty butcher! the crafty butcher! the skilful butcher! I have gazed upon him with
- admiration. With what power he fells the mighty oxen and—and—things! How skilfully he
- sends to "green fields and pastures new" the sportive lambs! With what grace he seizes
- the portly hog, and, regardless of its piteous cries, ends its devouring life! Oh,
- glorious champion of our sex, teach me to excel in this great branch of usefulness, and
- fill the mouths of my babes!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Woman, have you escaped from a lunatic asylum?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Lor, Hannah Merria, she's 'sterricky.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>The poor woman's mad.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mad? Then 'tis you who have made me <span class='pageno' id='Page_124'>124</span>so. You promise, and do not fulfil. Make me
- a butcher, or I will proclaim you a traitor to our cause, from the market-place, in the
- council-hall, from the house-tops. Champion of the sex! Bah! Give my children beef, pork,
- mutton, or "get you to a nunnery," quick.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Poor woman, poor woman!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nothin' but skin and bones (kee). This all comes of political circuses. O Hannah Merria!
- the millinariam won't come any sooner for all yer speechifyin'. Better stay to home. Lor
- sakes! who's this? (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Pollie</span>, <em>disguised.
- Old-fashioned straw bonnet, bright ribbons; faded shawl of bright patterns; white cotton
- gloves, very large, upon hands.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>W-w-where is she,—the ch-ch-champion of our s-s-s-s-sex?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>What do you wish, good woman?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>'T-t-tis she: I know th-th-th-that v-v-voice! D-d-dear Mrs. D-D-Duplex, last night you
- m-m-moved me with the f-f-f-force of your el-l-l-oquence. I have long b-b-blushed at our
- de-p-p-p-pendent situation: I have thrown off the c-ch-chain, and stand p-p-prepared to
- wrest from man one of his pr-p-proud p-p-p-p-prerogatives.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>There's an awful waste of paregoric there.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>And pray, my good woman, to what new field of labor do you aspire?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>B-b-before I heard your v-voice, I listened to one that charmed my f-f-f-fancy. M-m-make
- me like him, and I will b-b-bless you. I would be an auc-sh-sh-shuneer.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_125'>125</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>An auctioneer! do you want to insult me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Insult you, the ch-ch-champion of our s-s-s-sex? N-n-never! B-b-but an auc-sh-sh-shuneer
- I must be. G-g-going, g-g-going, g-g-gone. Oh, it's splendid! How much am I offered?
- St-st-stove, t-t-table, ch-chair, in one l-l-lot. H-h-how much? G-g-going, g-going—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(Kee.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>G-g-gone! Thank you, marm.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Woman, leave this house at once!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>What f-f-for? Ain't you the ch-ch-champion of our s-s-sex? D-d-didn't you s-s-say we were
- f-f-f-fitted to t-t-take the place of m-m-man? and ain't I g-g-going to be an
- auc-sh-shuneer, hey?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>You are fit for nothing but the workhouse. Instantly leave this room, or I will have you
- driven into the street.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ch-ch-champion of our s-s-sex! P-p-pooh! You're an imp-p-postor: you d-d-deceive us with
- your sp-p-peeches. If you don't make me an auc-sh-sh-shuneer, I'll d-denounce you,—yes, I
- will, now, at once. I'm g-g-going, g-g-going, g-gone.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Was there ever any thing so provoking? It's the work of our enemies.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, 'tain't, Hannah: it's a nat'ral impediment.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mother, shut up!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Wal, I never! Is that the way you honor your parent? (Kee.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>It seems I am to be made a laughing-stock <span class='pageno' id='Page_126'>126</span>for my speech. Could I have been too
- hasty? (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Florence</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Goodness, child! you home again? (<em>Rises.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>tragically</em>). Stop! Approach me not. Busy rumor, with its thousand tongues,
- says, last night you asserted, in a crowded assembly, that woman could achieve success in
- any path trodden by man. I come to you for truth. Speak, mother! did you speak those
- words? is rumor true?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>I did say so, <em>Florence.</em>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>lightly</em>). Then, my good mother, you will be delighted to hear that your
- daughter has chosen the profession in which she hopes to win fame. I want to be a lawyer.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Lor sakes!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Florence, you are trifling with a serious matter.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, 'tis a serious matter. But I feel that in that profession I can win success.
- "Gentlemen of the jury, I stand before you to plead the cause of a young girl, who needs
- all your sympathy. She was the idol of fond parents; but, alas! her mother died: her
- father took to his side a second bride, and she was neglected. Not content with this, on
- his death-bed the father cut her off from any share of his wealth, and left to the mercy
- of her step-mother."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Florence, what means this?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Gentlemen of the jury, can you ask? Beneath this roof is one who is entitled to all the
- benefits of wealth and education; but she is made a drudge: while she who should rear her
- tenderly sees <span class='pageno' id='Page_127'>127</span>not the oppressed in her own home, but seeks abroad that labor
- for the improvement of the condition of motherless girls which should be commenced
- beneath her own roof."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Florence, are you serious, or are you crazy?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not a bit of it, Hannah Merria (kee).
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Only practising, mother. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Rhoda</span>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mrs. Duplex, champion of our sex, I want to be an actor!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>An actress, you mean.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, an actor. Richard the Third, Richelieu, Macbeth, are the characters I would play.
- They are manly. If man can excel in them, so can woman. Have you not said we could win
- success—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence! Don't let me hear that word again.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: let me tread the boards as Macbeth.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>"Is this a dagger which I see before me?"</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(Kee.) That young one's loony too.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Or as Richelieu.
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>"In the lexicon of youth, which Fate preserves for a bright manhood,</div>
- <div class='line'>There's no such word as fail!"</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(Kee.) Mad as a March hare!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>Or as Richard.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>"Off with his head! So much for Buckingham."</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Land sakes! that would be too much for him.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_128'>128</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Enough of this, Rhoda Dendron. I do not care to be made the butt of your amusement. We
- can dispense with your company. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Pollie</span>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mrs. Duplex, champion of your sex, I have chosen my profession. I will be a general in
- the army.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Pollie Nay!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>A glorious life, at the head of a host, charging upon the foe. "Up and at them!"
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>"Charge, Chester, charge! On, Stanley, on!"</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence! Florence, what does all this mean? Gracious goodness! whom have we here?
- (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Maggie</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>with a
- rough pea-jacket and a tarpaulin hat added to her costume</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Maggie, what does this mean?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>If ye plaze, missus, they towld me nixt door that all the women-folks was a-goin' to step
- into the men's places; and so I thought I'd jist give warnin', and take mesilf to the
- say, for me own Teddy is a sailor, and I might climb the sails, and pull the ropes, and
- haul in a jib, till I larnt the way, if ye plaze.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, Maggie, I'm astounded to think you should listen to such nonsense.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sure, 'twas Bridget Daly, nixt door, that heard yez own silf talk last night, and towld
- me. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Katie</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with
- a large military hat on her head, a gun on her shoulder</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, murther! Here's Kate wid a gun!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All.</em></dt>
- <dd>A gun! (<span class='sc'>Katie</span> <em>comes</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>R.</span>). Oh, dear! put it the other way! (<span
- class='sc'>Katie</span> <em>turns to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_129'>129</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>(<span class='fss'>L.</span>) No, no! the other way!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Lord-a-mercy! she'll blow all our brains out! (<em>Gets behind lounge.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Put down that gun, Katie. (<span class='sc'>Katie</span> <em>takes it from her
- shoulder</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<span class='sc'>Pollie</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Rhoda</span> <em>scream,
- and jump up in chairs</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>; <span class='sc'>Mrs.
- Duplex</span> <em>gets behind easy-chair</em>; <span class='sc'>Maggie</span> <em>jumps
- upon lounge; and all cry, "Drop it!" "It's loaded!" "Take it away!" "Call
- somebody!"</em>) <em>Florence</em> (<em>takes the gun, and lays it upon the floor</em>).
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>You can descend in safety, girls. (<em>All get down.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, Katie, what does this mean?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>If ye plaze, Mrs. Duplex, I thought, bein' the good time that's comin' was come, and the
- women-folks was a goin' to rule, and the men-folks do the housework, I'd give warnin', if
- you plaze. (<em>Stoops, and picks up the gun. All scream, and renew their old positions
- on chairs, behind chair and lounge, as before; repeat cries, "Put it down" &amp;c.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't be alarmed: it's not loaded. (<em>All quiet again.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, it's about time an end was put to this nonsense. You have picked up one of my
- remarks last night for the purpose of laughing at me, or—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Teaching a lesson, mother.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I acknowledge my remarks were a little wild, and am prepared to pay the penance.
- What shall it be? You seem to have been the manager of the remarkable scene. Speak.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mother, I want to take Carrie back with me when I return to school.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_130'>130</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Bless my soul! what do you think I found in your father's desk to-day? Something that
- looks, for all the world, like a will. Here it is. (<em>Gives paper to</em> <span
- class='sc'>Mrs. D.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>A will! (<em>Opening it.</em>) And of a later date than the one in my possession.
- (<em>Reads.</em>) "To be equally divided between my dear wife, and my beloved daughter
- Caroline." Indeed! This must be seen to.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! then Carrie is not penniless, after all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Florence, how can you speak so? Never, while I live. Where is the dear child?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Shouldn't wonder if she was sweepin' off the steps. (<em>Enter</em> <span
- class='sc'>Caroline</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Caroline.</em></dt>
- <dd>The reception-room is in order, madam.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Caroline, my dear child, I think your experience in house-affairs has been sufficient for
- the present. You will go with my daughter to Rushly Seminary on her return. I shall look
- after my house myself hereafter.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>Lor' sakes, Hannah Merria, are you coming to your senses?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>I hope I have never been bereft of them.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>And the Reform Club, mother—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>Shall still have my hearty support; but no more public speeches for the present, for my
- house needs putting in order; and you have reminded me of that which I had almost
- forgotten, that a woman's first duty is to her home.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Katie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Faith, ma'am, if there's to be a misthress, I'll sthay, if yez plaze.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_131'>131</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maggie.</em></dt>
- <dd>An' mesilf, too, missus, by your lave.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>There, mother, the storm's over; so let's hear no more of "woman's rights."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rhoda.</em></dt>
- <dd>And I can't be a butcher!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pollie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nor I an auc-sh-sh-shuneer. It's too bad!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>So there has been masquerading here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>For which I alone am to blame. Mother, we are wild girls, and good subjects for
- missionary work. Set the Female Reform Club a good example by commencing its work in your
- own neighborhood, and reform us.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. D.</em></dt>
- <dd>There is certainly a large field of labor here for me; and I shall set about the work at
- once. But what will the officers of the club say?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. H.</em></dt>
- <dd>(Kee.) That you've backslid, Hannah Merria.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Florence.</em></dt>
- <dd>If they are honest and earnest, they will say that she who to the welfare of her family
- first gives her heart, is a stanch friend to progress. In that realm she is queen, and
- they who bend beneath her loving sway, freely acknowledge her, in that grand sphere, the
- Champion of her Sex.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Situations.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in8'><span class='sc'>Caroline.</span> <span class='sc'>Florence.</span></div>
- <div class='line in6'><span class='sc'>Rhoda.</span> <span class='sc'>Mrs. D.</span></div>
- <div class='line in4'><span class='sc'>Pollie.</span> <span class='sc'>Mrs. H.</span></div>
- <div class='line in2'><span class='sc'>Katie.</span> <span class='sc'>Maggie.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='fss'>R.</span> <span class='fss'>L.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Curtain.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_135'>135</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE VISIONS OF FREEDOM.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div>A NATIONAL ALLEGORY.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>CHARACTERS.</h3>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c003'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Gloria</span>, Goddess of Freedom.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Rubina</span>, her Counsellor of War.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Serena</span>, her Counsellor of Peace.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Queen Mab</span> of Dreamland.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Drowsa</span>, <span class='sc'>Oblivia</span>, <span class='sc'>Somna</span>, <span class='sc'>Sootha</span>, Dream-Spirits.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Art</span>, <span class='sc'>Industry</span>, <span class='sc'>Music</span>, <span class='sc'>Plenty</span>, <span class='sc'>Serena's</span> Attendants.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Revenge</span>, <span class='sc'>Discord</span>, <span class='sc'>Cruelty</span>, <span class='sc'>Hatred</span>, <span class='sc'>Rubina's</span> Attendants.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><em>Action supposed to have occurred in Dreamland.
-Green bank</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span> <em>Behind this a small platform about
-six inches high; chorus seated</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of stage</em>.</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Opening Chorus; air, "The Quiet Night."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Slumber o'er earth is sending</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Its realm of sweet repose:</div>
- <div class='line'>The stream of life, rest-tending,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>In peace through Dreamland flows;</div>
- <div class='line'>Where waiting and caressing,</div>
- <div class='line'>With varied visions blessing,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Dream spirits vigils keep;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Dream spirits vigils keep;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Their vigils keep, their vigils keep.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_136'>136</span>(<em>As the chorus closes, enter</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Drowsa</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Oblivia</span>; <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <span class='sc'>Somna</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Sootha</span>; <em>then</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Queen Mab</span>, <em>who stands</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>)</p>
-
- <dl class='dl_2'>
- <dt><em>Q. Mab.</em></dt>
- <dd>Spirits of Dreamland, once again we meet,<br />Our round of nightly revel to repeat.<br
- />O'er earth, when locked in sleep's warm, close embrace,<br />Since time began, the
- genius of our race<br />Has had the power fearlessly to sway<br />The visionary sceptre
- all obey.<br />The mighty monarch, who, with tyrant frown,<br />Upholds the burden of his
- weighty crown;<br />The fierce-browed warrior who relentless slays,<br />And, bathed in
- blood, his vows to Moloch pays;<br />Haughty and lowly, powerful and weak,—<br />Under
- mysterious spells our guidance seek.<br />Sweet sister spirits, Dreamland opens wide;<br
- />Yet justice guards it well on every side.<br />Over the pure we rosy visions throw:<br
- />Around the base a sea of troubles flow.<br />Ere forth you glide to ply your happy
- arts,<br />Your queen would learn the secrets of your hearts;<br />Who hie to sport, with
- mischievous intent,<br />And who on graver ministries are bent.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Sootha.</em></dt>
- <dd>I've an old miser under watchful care,<br />With sordid soul, of generous impulse
- bare;<br />Who nightly feasts, with avaricious eyes,<br />Where treasured gold in rare
- profusion lies;<br />Who revels o'er his fast-increasing store,<br />Chuckles with glee,
- yet wistful sighs for more;<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_137'>137</span>Starvation's image, in a den so bare,<br />It
- seems a fit abode for dark despair.<br />Into his sleep I glide, disturb his rest,<br
- />Rattle his treasure, till, with fear possessed,<br />As frightful visions thick and
- thicker press,<br />He trembling wakes, his idol to caress.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Oblivia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Fair queen, a toiling student I enchain,<br />And with my art refresh his weary brain:<br
- />Up wisdom's heights I lead him by the hand,<br />And show him visions of the promised
- land;<br />Fair fields of learning spread before his gaze,<br />For him the realm of
- science set ablaze,<br />Ope Fame's grand temple, Honor's scroll unroll,<br />And tell
- the triumphs of the trusting soul,<br />Till hope re-animates the wasting fire<br />With
- earnest zeal and conquering desire.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Somna.</em></dt>
- <dd>I guard a trusting maiden, young and fair,<br />Whom Love has tangled in his silken
- snare;<br />Spread rosy dreams amid her sleeping hours,<br />And lead her captive through
- a land of flowers;<br />Adorn her hero with true manly pride,<br />And of the future ope
- the portal wide,<br />While smiles of pleasure o'er her sweet face creep,<br />And
- blissful words betray her secret deep.<br />With rare delight her day-dreams I repeat,<br
- />And make her young life's round of love complete.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Drowsa.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, I've a task, fair queen, will love secure.<br />Last night I visited with visions
- pure<br />A weary mother, who, for many a day,<br />Watched o'er the cradle where her
- dear babe lay<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_138'>138</span>Wasting with fever, till the unseen Hand<br />Took it in
- kindness to a better land.<br />Long has she mourned its loss, with wakeful eyes,<br
- />Fast-falling tears, low, sad, and bitter cries.<br />Last night she slept; and then, in
- vision's charms,<br />I crept, and laid her babe within her arms.<br />Content she
- rested, with a smile so sweet,<br />I go to-night this comfort to repeat.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Q. Mab.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your zeal, industrious spirits, we applaud:<br />Your chosen missions meet with full
- accord;<br />Yet for this night we have a task so grand,<br />Your queen would all your
- energies command.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Somna.</em></dt>
- <dd>We wait your pleasure,
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Oblivia.</em></dt>
- <dd>All our arts employ;
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Drowsa.</em></dt>
- <dd>Set us what tasks you will,
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Sootha.</em></dt>
- <dd>We'll serve with joy.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Q. Mab.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thanks, sisters! To our confidence draw near,<br />And list our secret with attentive
- ear.<br />Freedom's fair goddess, Gloria, in doubt,<br />Her fair Republic, restless
- roams about,<br />Seeking a talisman to life prolong,<br />And make her youthful charge
- wax brave and strong.<br />Close at her side Rubina, crafty maid,<br />Whose fire-lit
- eyes gloat over war's dread trade,<br />Plies her bold speech, unchecked by fear of
- frown,<br />Counselling deeds of conquest and renown;<br />While calm Serena, long to
- Peace allied,<br />Whose gentle influence stretches far and wide,<br />Recounts the
- glories of a land at rest,<br />With sterling Industry's rich harvests blest.<br
- /><span class='pageno' id='Page_139'>139</span>Wavering betwixt the gentle and the bold,<br />By turns rebellious, and by turns
- controlled,<br />Poor Gloria wanders long, in dire distress<br />Which counsellor to
- choose her realm to bless.<br />Old custom gives to us prophetic power<br />To guide by
- vision in the trying hour.<br />And so to-night, o'er Gloria's doubting heart,<br />Fair
- sister spirits, we will ply our art,<br />Lure her to Dreamland, and in phantom light<br
- />Illume her path, and guide her to the right.<br />Stand close! she comes! the light
- winds bear along<br />The martial burden of her triumph song.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Retire, and form behind bank.</em></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Chorus; air, "Love of Country."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Blest is the land where Freedom rears,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>'Neath heaven's blue, arching dome,</div>
- <div class='line'>For labor's sons of every clime,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Her proud and happy home.</div>
- <div class='line'>Beyond the reach of tyrant rule,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Free are the hands we raise:</div>
- <div class='line'>Onward we move, with joyous song</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Of thankfulness and praise.</div>
- <div class='line'>Blest is the land, &amp;c.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_140'>140</span>(<em>Enter</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <span class='sc'>Gloria</span>, <em>attended by</em> <span class='sc'>Rubina</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Serena</span>,</div>
- <div><em>followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Attendants</span>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table2' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='23%' />
-<col width='15%' />
-<col width='21%' />
-<col width='15%' />
-<col width='23%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='fss'>C.</span> <span class='sc'>Gloria.</span></td>
- <td class='c018'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c019'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c017'><span class='fss'>R.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Rubina.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c018'><span class='sc'>Serena</span>,</td>
- <td class='c019'><span class='fss'>L.</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Attendants.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c018'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c019'><span class='sc'>Attendants.</span></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, mine, all mine, this bounteous land,<br />So rich in varied blessings that
- command<br />Homage from all. The mighty of the earth<br />Must stoop to thee, O land of
- lowly birth!<br />Thy mountains rise in majesty and pride;<br />In royal state thy
- valleys open wide;<br />Thy broad, expansive waters, spreading free,<br />Embrace the
- bosom of the mother sea;<br />Out of a fruitful earth thy harvests rise;<br />Out leaps
- the golden ore with glad surprise;<br />Over thy broad domains, with ceaseless hum,<br
- />Labor's grand armies ever conquering come;<br />While rare Invention opes its secret
- heart,<br />And Genius rears its monumental art.<br />O land of promise! Gloria's inmost
- prayer<br />Could ask no more than thy fair fate to share.<br />Sweet counsellors, let
- Wisdom quick contrive<br />Some plan this happy state to keep alive.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>A nation's life, fair mistress, action craves;<br />Cold, sluggish apathy the blood
- enslaves.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_141'>141</span>Renown's the rock on which to rear a state;<br />Rubina's
- counsel is for conquest straight.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Conquest, Rubina! Thine's a sorry jest.<br />We have no quarrels: friends with all we
- rest.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay: but to win renown, with fair excuse,<br />Strike at the shadow of some old abuse<br
- />Among our neighbors; or, with slight parade<br />Of justice, boldly on their borders
- raid.<br />Quick to revenge, their warlike hearts upspring:<br />"To arms! to arms!" they
- cry. Their weapons ring;<br />On us they march, a fast-increasing band,<br />Till in the
- confines of our realm they stand.<br />"Quick! to repel invasion!" then our cry;<br
- />Alarming signals flash out fierce and high;<br />From east and west, from north and
- south, outpour<br />The sons of Freedom, in their strength secure;<br />Drive back the
- foe, in turn invade their fold,<br />Until their fate victoriously we hold.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>And then—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>And then boldly for ransom claim<br />A portion of their realm in Freedom's name.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>What says Serena?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Tis a crafty plot,<br />And full of wickedness. I like it not.<br />Freedom's a name too
- sacred to infold<br />A hungering appetite for greed and gold.<br />What conquest gains
- is ne'er enriched by toil;<br />Ensanguined earth is but a sterile soil.<br />Rubina's
- counsel, and her bold device,<br />Would purchase glory at a bloody price.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_142'>142</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>Serena, pause! thou hast no right to frown,<br />With thy cold-hearted words, my counsel
- down.<br />No crafty plot I weave to bring disgrace,<br />But lofty plans to glorify the
- race.<br />Let War once set his standard in the field,<br />With strength and valor
- blazoned on his shield,<br />The roar of cannon, and the clash of steel,<br />Shall glad
- the nation with triumphant peal,<br />And strong and mighty conquerers enroll<br />Heroic
- deeds on her historic scroll.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>While o'er the land the blood of her dear sons—<br />Conquest's sad recompense—in horror
- runs.<br />Forbear, Rubina! Gracious mistress, might<br />Should ever wield its strong
- arm for the right.<br />Let not Rubina's counsel carry weight,<br />Lest angry discord
- rend your lofty state.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>Insult again—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nay, nay, Rubina. Pause:<br />Thou hast had ample time to urge thy cause.<br />With
- patience curb a while thy fiery mood;<br />We'll ponder well thy influence for good.<br
- />Speak thou, Serena. Canst thou find release<br />For our perplexity in ways of peace?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, peace, fair mistress, is the fount of health,<br />Whence flow the streams of
- happiness and wealth<br />That bless a nation. In its waters fair,<br />Drowned are the
- pangs of life-corroding care;<br />Cheered and refreshed is duty's faithful heart,<br
- />In labor's trials strong to take its part.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_143'>143</span>O happy Gloria! o'er this
- blest domain,<br />With Peace thy minister, forever reign.<br />Its power can bless thy
- state with bright renown,<br />And deck with radiant gems thy royal crown.<br />Let not
- bold War thy quiet glades invade,<br />To ruthless revel in thy marts of trade,<br
- />Affront thy people with its thundering peal,<br />And grind the harvests 'neath its
- iron heel.<br />For Peace is mighty to achieve all ends,<br />And highest good with
- grandest triumph blends.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ignoble Toil, Serena, grovels low,<br />And on the race no glory can bestow.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>Toil is the power that tears the rock away,<br />And brings rare jewels to the light of
- day.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Tis base!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Tis noble!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silence, I entreat!<br />Counsel is vain when angry passions meet.<br />In patience we
- have heard: in patience wait,<br />Till we have pondered on this strange debate,<br />And
- made our choice. Anon we'll make it known.<br />Await our pleasure. We would be alone.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Repeat chorus, "Blest is the land," &amp;c., and march off</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Rubina</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Attendants</span>; <span class='fss'>L</span>., <span class='sc'>Serena</span>
- <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Attendants</span>. <span class='sc'>Gloria</span> <em>sits
- on bank</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>O doubting heart! the battle to repeat,<br />Within thy depths Content and Conquest
- meet.<br />Upon the field where Conscience sits enthroned,<br />One must be victor
- crowned, and one disowned.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_144'>144</span>When Wisdom all its arguments hath plied,<br
- />Thou, judge impartial, must the case decide.<br />Upon thy fiat hangs a nation's
- fate:<br />Give me the power to make my people great.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Song; air, "Oh, come ye into the summer woods:"</em></div>
- <div><span class='sc'>Queen Mab</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Dream-Spirits</span>.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Oh, sink you into soft slumber's arms!</div>
- <div class='line in2'>There dwelleth no annoy;</div>
- <div class='line'>There freely rove the Dreamland sprites,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And sweet rest is full of joy.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Gloria</em> (<em>slowly sinks to rest, speaking softly, with closed eyes</em>).
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Soft, drowsy spirits o'er my senses creep,<br />And bear me captive to the realm of sleep.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Song continued.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>We'll spread for you, in phantom light,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>That plainly you may know,</div>
- <div class='line'>The woes of dreadful warfare,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>The joys from peace that flow.</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh! sink you, &amp;c.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em><span class='sc'>Queen Mab</span> (comes front of bank, and kneels; <span
- class='sc'>Somna</span> and <span class='sc'>Oblivia</span> come down <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>; <span class='sc'>Drowsa</span> and <span class='sc'>Sootha</span>,
- <span class='fss'>L.</span>).</em>
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Ay, sink to sleep, fair goddess. Healthy rest<br />From weighty care shall ease thy
- troubled breast;<br />Prophetic visions o'er thy senses roll,<br />To guide to just
- result thy struggling soul.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_145'>145</span>Rubina comes with treason in her tread,<br
- />To crafty acts by false ambition led.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Rubina</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>She
- passes behind bank, and stands</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>looking down at</em>
- <span class='sc'>Gloria</span>. <em>Then enter</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span
- class='sc'>Cruelty</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Hatred</span>, <em>who pass
- to</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>; <span class='sc'>Discord</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Revenge</span>, <em>who stand</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
-<table class='table3' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='5%' />
-<col width='20%' />
-<col width='50%' />
-<col width='20%' />
-<col width='5%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Rubina.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Gloria</span>, <em>on bank</em>.</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Queen Mab</span>, <em>kneeling</em>.</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='fss'>R.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Discord.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Hatred.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='fss'>L.</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Somna.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Sootha.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Revenge.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Cruelty.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Oblivia.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Drowsa.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>In fetters bound all powerless she lies,<br />The mighty goddess who all earth defies,<br
- />The slave of sleep. Relinquished the command<br />Which sways the fortune of her chosen
- land.<br />The gleaming crown on her majestic brow<br />But serves as symbol of her
- bondage now.<br />Should I but snatch it from her pillowed head,<br />Rubina rules, and
- Freedom's host is led<br />Instant to conquest. 'Tis a glorious aim.<br />Speak, you who
- wait: have I your free acclaim?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Discord.</em></dt>
- <dd>Quick! snatch the crown, and I will hie away<br />To boldly with the meaner passions
- play;<br />Quicken your hosts with feverish desire,<br />With love of anarchy their
- bosoms fire.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_146'>146</span>Pause not, but on the instant power assume!<br />Discord will
- go before, and cry, "Make room!"
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Cruelty.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, wear the crown. Let war defiant move;<br />Let me 'mid soft and tender passions
- rove,<br />Crushing and slaying, turning all to steel,<br />Forged in the flame of fierce
- and bitter zeal.<br />Allegiance to thee, Cruelty will give;<br />Under thy triumphs will
- she grandly live.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Hatred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Usurp the regal state, and I am free<br />War's stanch and sturdy champion to be.<br
- />Warm blood I quicken with a thirsty hate,<br />That nought but anarchy can satiate.<br
- />Unto thy crown I full allegiance lend;<br />Hatred by thee will ever stand as friend.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Revenge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Success to treason! At thy feet I lay<br />My fond allegiance. Bid me quick array<br
- />The fiercest passions. I will straightway prove<br />My bold endeavor worthy of thy
- love.<br />War is my idol; at its luring call<br />Revenge is quick, and sure to conquer
- all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>O glorious spirits! what you free accord,<br />This grateful heart shall bless with rich
- reward.<br />Success is certain: I'll no longer pause,<br />But raise aloft the standard
- of our cause.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Takes crown from</em> <span class='sc'>Gloria's</span> <em>head</em>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>The crown is mine. Rise, War, in triumph now;<br />Gloria's rare diadem is on my brow!
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_147'>147</span><span class='sc'>Tableau.</span> <em>The crowning of War.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table4' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='5%' />
-<col width='22%' />
-<col width='44%' />
-<col width='22%' />
-<col width='5%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Hatred.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Rubina.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Discord.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Gloria</span>, <em>on bank</em>.</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='fss'>R.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Somna.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Queen Mab.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Sootha.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='fss'>L.</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Revenge.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Cruelty.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Oblivia.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Drowsa.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>A chord.</em> <span class='sc'>Rubina</span> <em>places crown on her head; stands
- with her hands raised to the crown</em>. <span class='sc'>Gloria</span> <em>starts up,
- resting on one hand, her other hand raised to her brow, terror in her eyes</em>. <span
- class='sc'>Queen Mab</span> <em>on her knees in front of bank, her hands clasped, resting
- in her lap, head thrown back</em>. <span class='sc'>Somna</span>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Sootha</span>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>in line with</em> <span class='sc'>Queen Mab</span>,
- <em>crouch each with one hand on her shoulder, the other outstretched, as though warding
- off danger</em>. <span class='sc'>Hatred</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Discord</span> <em>run</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of</em> <span class='sc'>Rubina</span>; <em>each has hand on
- her waist, the other raised in triumph</em>. <span class='sc'>Drowsa</span> <em>falls at
- the feet of</em> <span class='sc'>Cruelty</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>her
- back to audience, her hands raised and clasped</em>. <span class='sc'>Cruelty</span>
- <em>looks down at her with right hand raised and clenched, as though about to
- strike</em>. <span class='sc'>Oblivia</span> <em>falls at the feet of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Revenge</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with outstretched arms,
- facing audience</em>; <span class='sc'>Revenge</span> <em>seizes her hands, bends her
- back, and looks into her face. Expressions of terror on the faces of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Dream-Spirits</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Gloria</span>; <em>triumph
- in those of</em> <span class='sc'>Rubina</span> <em>and her</em> <span
- class='sc'>Attendants</span>. <em>Soft music until the attention of the audience is
- fastened on the picture, then</em>,—
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Chorus; air, "Soldier's Chorus."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Glory and fame for the free and bold!<br />War's red banner let heroes unfold,<br
- /><span class='pageno' id='Page_148'>148</span>Boldly advancing to win renown,<br />Ay, eager to fight, and ready to guard
- Rubina's crown.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Semi-chorus.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Who lack courage to dare in the front of fight,<br />With conquest before, and the foe in
- sight?
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Semi-chorus.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Who would falter or turn when glory and fame<br />Their bright laurels press, and with
- victory bless,<br />In War's mighty name?
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Chorus.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Glory and fame, &amp;c.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>Up and away! the tocsin sounds afar;<br />The land of freedom is the realm of war.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Repeat chorus, "Glory and Fame," &amp;c., and exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <span class='sc'>Rubina</span>, <em>followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Revenge</span>,
- <span class='sc'>Hatred</span>, <span class='sc'>Discord</span>, <em>and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Cruelty</span>. <em>As the music ceases</em>, <span class='sc'>Queen
- Mab</span> <em>and the</em> <span class='sc'>Dream-Spirits</span> <em>resume their places
- at back of bank</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Rubina false, and I, by sleep possessed,<br />Powerless to rise my rightful crown to
- wrest!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Queen Mab.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, fair Serena, let thy loyal heart,<br />The treasures of its secret depths impart.<br
- />Sisters, the spell prolong with slumber's chain;<br />Bind the fair goddess to her
- dreams again.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_149'>149</span><em>Song</em>: <span class='sc'>Queen Mab</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Dream-Spirits</span>; <em>air, "The</em></div>
- <div><em>Image of the Rose."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in4'>Come, Sleep, on drowsy pinions flying,</div>
- <div class='line in6'>Fair Gloria lull to sweet repose.</div>
- <div class='line in4'>The land of dreams around her lying,</div>
- <div class='line in6'>To charm her senses, brightly glows.</div>
- <div class='line in4'>There peaceful visions, soft, entrancing,</div>
- <div class='line in6'>In changeful measures sport and play.</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Sleep, by thy magic power advancing,</div>
- <div class='line in6'>Within thy arms bear her away.</div>
- <div class='line'>Magical sleep, bear her, bear her, oh, bear her away!</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>As the song proceeds, the</em> <span class='sc'>Dream-Spirits</span> <em>and</em>
- <span class='sc'>Queen Mab</span> <em>slowly exeunt</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>
- <span class='sc'>Serena</span>, <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Attendants</span>, <span
- class='sc'>Music</span>, <em>with a lyre</em>; <span class='sc'>Industry</span>, <em>with
- a distaff</em>; <span class='sc'>Plenty</span>, <em>with a horn of plenty; and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Art</span>, <em>with a palette and brushes,—appear</em>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>when the music ceases</em>. <span class='sc'>Serena</span>
- <em>stands</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>looking down at</em> <span
- class='sc'>Gloria</span>; <em>her</em> <span class='sc'>Attendants</span> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>The implements carried by the</em> <span
- class='sc'>Attendants</span> <em>should be made of flowers, if possible</em>.
-<table class='table5' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='9%' />
-<col width='0%' />
-<col width='31%' />
-<col width='9%' />
-<col width='50%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><em>Bank.</em></td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Serena.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='fss'>R.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='fss'>L.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Attendants.</span></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>Genius of Freedom, in thy visions bless<br />Serena's faithful heart with warm caress.<br
- />Let not vain Conquest flatter and deceive:<br />Bid restful Peace at once thy doubts
- relieve.<br />Bending in homage to thy royal sway,<br />Strong to achieve, and zealous to
- obey,<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_150'>150</span>She sues for favor: bid her journey wide,<br />Prosperity to sow on
- every side.<br />She pleads in love: receive her earnest prayer,<br />And of thy love
- bestow a generous share.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Industry.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hear her, great goddess: ready to inthrall<br />True-hearted worth, I wait her cheery
- call.<br />With brain and muscle ceaselessly I play,<br />Opening new harvests to the
- light of day.<br />Contentment, life's warm, sweet, and better part,<br />Industry
- thrones in Labor's thrifty heart.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Plenty.</em></dt>
- <dd>List to her prayer, O Gloria! All elate<br />To fill the treasure-house of wealth I
- wait;<br />At her command, the harvest shall outpour,<br />To deck thy chosen land from
- shore to shore.<br />Warmed in the love-light of her peaceful eyes,<br />Plenty,
- fruit-freighted, shall luxurious rise.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Art.</em></dt>
- <dd>Grant her fond wish, fair goddess, and I twine<br />Into thy reign, with rare and grand
- design,<br />All that pen, brush, and chisel can achieve,<br />Thy weighty cares to
- lighten and relieve.<br />Gigantic Genius bends a willing knee,<br />When Art, by Peace,
- to triumph is set free.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Music.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hear her, fair goddess, and I joyous soar,<br />Pæans of thankfulness and praise to
- pour<br />In bounteous song. Thy proud and happy reign<br />Shall be the burden of my
- glad refrain.<br />Religion's anthems swell with large increase<br />When Music rises at
- the call of Peace.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>Dost hear, my mistress? All the Graces meet<br />In my behalf, thy favor to
- entreat.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_151'>151</span>Grant me thy love, and beautiful and grand<br />Shall be the
- labors of this gifted band.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Rubina</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and her</em> <span class='sc'>Attendants</span>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thou suest for love, Serena, all too late:<br />Gloria has parted with her high
- estate.<br />I sued for power, defied the royal frown,<br />Played with bold hand, and
- won the regal crown.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>The crown upon thy head! Oh, bitter woe<br />O'er a fair land relentlessly shall flow!<br
- />Must I relinquish all my dreams of bliss?<br />Do I deserve such recompense as this?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>Check thy bold speech, Serena. Get thee hence!<br />Thy piteous pleading is a rash
- offence<br />Against our state.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Serena.</em></dt>
- <dd>Rash Rubina, hold!<br />Peace by thy sway can never be controlled.<br />Thou hast usurped
- the guidance of a race<br />Who shrink in terror from thy brazen face.<br />Thou hast
- with treachery obtained a crown;<br />Serena quails not at a wicked frown.<br />Traitress—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Rubina.</em></dt>
- <dd>Defied by thee! At once away!<br />Rubina rules, and can relentless slay.<br />Thy power
- is crushed: Serena now must cease<br />The fickle glow of enervating peace.<br />With all
- the sprites that compass thee about,<br />From Freedom's realms I boldly drive thee
- out.<br />War's mighty reign begins—
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_152'>152</span>(<span class='sc'>Gloria</span> <em>rises quickly, steps between, and snatches the</em></div>
- <div><em>crown from</em> <span class='sc'>Rubina's</span> <em>head</em>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Gloria.</em></dt>
- <dd>False one, 'tis o'er!<br />Flaunt thy fierce mien in our domain no more.<br />Thy rude
- assaults of recklessness and pride,<br />Fame, glory, and renown, in scorn deride.<br
- />Thou hast no charms the noble to inthrall;<br />No knightly hearts obey thy martial
- call<br />When Conquest beckons. Here, within the realm,<br />Be thou content to treason
- overwhelm<br />With mighty force. Fate binds thee to our side;<br />Henceforth thou
- watchful guard, and we will guide.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Waves her hand</em>; <span class='sc'>Rubina</span> <em>and her</em> <span
- class='sc'>Attendants</span> <em>retire to back of stage</em>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>; <span class='sc'>Gloria</span> <em>passes behind bank, and
- stands</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>By vision hath our sleep been girt about,<br />And happy wake we, free from anxious
- doubt.<br />Our choice 'twixt War and Peace we here reveal,<br />And stamp the fiat with
- our royal seal.<br />Approach, Serena! Love thou dost desire.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<span class='sc'>Serena</span> <em>stands near</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Thou hast all charms affection to inspire,—<br />Heart warm with honesty and generous
- zeal;<br />Brain strong to contrive, and mighty to reveal;<br />Soul full of teeming
- virtues. All outflow,<br />Blessings of peace and love to free bestow.<br />Henceforth to
- guide us by thy loving arts,<br />We crown thee sovereign in our heart of hearts.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_153'>153</span><em><span class='sc'>Tableau.</span> The crowning of Peace.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table4' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='5%' />
-<col width='38%' />
-<col width='19%' />
-<col width='30%' />
-<col width='5%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Dream-Spirits.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Attendants.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Queen Mab.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Rubina.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Gloria.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><em>Bank.</em></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Industry.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Serena.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Art.</span></td>
- <td class='c008'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='fss'>R.</span></td>
- <td class='c007'><span class='sc'>Plenty.</span></td>
- <td class='c017'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c017'><span class='sc'>Music</span>,</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='fss'>L.</span></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Serena</span> <em>sits on bank</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>,
- <em>facing audience, hands folded across her breast</em>. <span class='sc'>Gloria</span>
- <em>stands behind her, placing the crown upon her head</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Industry</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Serena</span>, <em>seated on bank, facing</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>distaff in her left hand resting against shoulder</em>; <span class='sc'>Art</span>
- <em>in the same position</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Serena</span>, <em>facing</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>with palette
- in her left hand</em>; <span class='sc'>Music</span> <em>kneeling in front of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Art</span>, <em>facing audience, playing upon lyre</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Plenty</span> <em>kneeling on right knee, front of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Industry</span>, <em>outpouring her horn of plenty</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Rubina</span> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>back, with her</em> <span
- class='sc'>Attendants</span> <em>grouped behind her</em>. <span class='sc'>Queen
- Mab</span> <em>enters</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with her</em> <span
- class='sc'>Dream-Spirits</span>, <em>and group</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>back. Appropriate music: then chorus; air, Eichberg's "National Hymn."</em>
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>On thee, O Freedom, grand and great!</div>
- <div class='line in2'>In confidence we lean,</div>
- <div class='line'>Our land to bless, with fond caress</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Of happiness serene.</div>
- <div class='line'>To hail thy crowning, gentle Peace,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Let music joyous soar;</div>
- <div class='line'>While harvests wave, and blessings lave</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Thy realm from shore to shore.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Repeat.</em> <em>Curtain.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='pageno' id='Page_154'>154</span><span class='sc'>Note.</span>—All the tunes used in this allegory, with the
- single<br />exception of Eichberg's "National Hymn" (which is published<br />in
- sheet-form), are from "The Grammar School Chorus," which<br />furnished the tunes for
- "The Revolt of the Bees," "The War<br />of the Roses," and "Lightheart's Pilgrimage," by
- the same<br />author. Published by O. Ditson &amp; Co., and sold by Lee &amp;<br />Shepard,
- Boston. Price $1.00.
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_157'>157</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE MERRY CHRISTMAS<br /> OF THE<br /> OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>CHARACTERS.</h3>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c003'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>The Old Woman</span> who lived in a Shoe.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Santa Claus</span>, disguised as a Beggar.</div>
- <div class='line'>Ten or twelve <span class='sc'>Children</span>, Boys and Girls of various ages.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='sc'>Scene.</span>—<em>The exterior of "Copper Toe Shoe House,"</em></div>
- <div><em>which is set at back of platform.</em></div>
- <div class='c003'><em>Chorus (invisible); air, "Revolutionary Tea"</em> (p. <a href='#Page_194'>194</a>,</div>
- <div>"Golden Wreath").</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>There was an old woman who lived in a shoe;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Of children she had a score:</div>
- <div class='line'>So many had she, to know what to do</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Was a question which puzzled her sore.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Head of</em> <span class='sc'>Child</span> <em>appears at 1</em>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>To some she gave broth without any bread;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>But never contented were they,</div>
- <div class='line'>Till she whipped them all soundly, and put them to bed,</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in2'><span class='pageno' id='Page_158'>158</span>And then very happy were they,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And then very happy were they.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Head appears at 2.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>"Now, mother, dear mother," the young ones would cry,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>As they dropped off with a nod,</div>
- <div class='line'>"To train up a child in the way to go,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>O mother, dear, ne'er spare the rod.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<span class='sc'>Child's</span> <em>head appears at 3</em>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>For broth without bread is a watery waste;</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And never contented are we,</div>
- <div class='line'>Till with your good stick it is thickened to taste;</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Three heads appear at 4.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in2'>And then, oh, how happy are we!</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And then, oh, how happy are we!"</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'><em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Old Woman</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>Her costume, bodice, quilted petticoat, sugar-loaf hat, high-heeled shoes, and cane.</em></p>
-
- <dl class='dl_2'>
- <dt><em>O. W.</em></dt>
- <dd>Aha! (<em>Heads disappear quick.</em>)<br />Good gracious! can't I leave the house a
- minute,<br />But what a head's at every window in it?<br />Don't let me see the tip of a
- single nose;<br />For, if you do, we'll surely come to blows.<br />Poor dears! they want
- the air. Well, that is cheap<br />And strengthening; for they live on air and sleep.<br
- />Food is so high, and work is so unstiddy,<br />Life's really wearing on this poor old
- widdy.
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_159'>159</span>
-<img src='images/i159.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>FRONT VIEW OF COPPER TOE SHOE HOUSE.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>1. Split in the Heel.</div>
- <div class='line'>2. Patch on the best Corn.</div>
- <div class='line'>3. Copper Toe.</div>
- <div class='line'>4. Lookout, or Observatory at top of House.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_160'>160</span>(<em>Heads appear, one after the other, as before.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Ah me! here's good old Christmas come again.<br />How can I join in the triumphant
- strain<br />Which moves all hearts? I am so old and poor,<br />With none to aid me from
- their generous store.
- </dd>
- <dt><span class='sc'>Child</span></dt>
- <dd><em>at 1</em>. Mother, I want a drum.
- </dd>
- <dt><span class='sc'>Child</span></dt>
- <dd><em>at 2</em>. I want a doll!
- </dd>
- <dt><span class='sc'>Child</span></dt>
- <dd><em>at 3</em>. Gimme a sword!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Three</em></dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Children</span> <em>at 4</em>. Got presents for us all?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>O. W.</em></dt>
- <dd>Aha! (<em>Heads disappear quick.</em>)<br />Poor dears! if with the will I had the
- power,<br />The choicest Christmas gifts should on them shower.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Song</em>: <span class='sc'>Old Woman</span>; <em>air, "Comin' through the Rye."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>If a widdy's with her biddies,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Living in a shoe,</div>
- <div class='line'>If a widdy's work unstiddies,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>What'll widdy do?</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Heads appear as before.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Every mother loves her biddies;</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Many a one have I;</div>
- <div class='line in4'>But where get gifts to fill their fists,</div>
- <div class='line'>When I've no gold to buy?</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>Aha! (<em>Heads disappear quick.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>There is a sprite oft comes this night,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Whom children love full well;</div>
- <div class='line'>But what's his name, and where's his hame,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>He does not always tell.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_161'>161</span>(<em>Heads appear as before.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Lads and lassies know good Santa,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>With presents not a few;</div>
- <div class='line'>Would he were here, my chicks to cheer,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Living in a shoe!</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd> Aha! (<em>Heads disappear.</em>)<br />Well, I'll get in, and make the children warm.<br
- />Tucked in their beds, they're always safe from harm.<br />And in their dreams, perhaps,
- such gifts will rise<br />As wakeful, wretched poverty denies.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Disappears behind shoe.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Enter cautiously</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Santa
- Claus</span>; <em>his fabled dress is hidden by a long domino, or "waterproof;" he has,
- swung about his neck, a tin kitchen, on which he grinds an imaginary accompaniment to his
- song</em>.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>"You'd scarce expect one of my age"—<br />For gray hair is the symbol of the sage—<br
- />To play at "hide-and-seek," to your surprise.<br />Here's honest Santa Claus, in rough
- disguise.<br />But 'tis all right, as I will quick explain,<br />For I've a mystic
- project "on the brain."<br />I've dropped down chimneys all this blessed night,<br
- />Where warmth and comfort join to give delight;<br />I've filled the stockings of the
- merry elves,<br />Who, to fond parents, are rich gifts themselves;<br />And now I've
- come, resolved to make a show<br />In that old mansion with the copper toe,<br />Where
- dwells a dame, with children great and small,<br />Enough to stock a school, or crowd a
- hall.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_162'>162</span>If they are worthy of our kind regard,<br />Christmas shall bring to
- them a rich reward.<br />So I have donned for once a meaner dress,<br />To personate a
- beggar in distress.<br />If to my wants they lend a listening ear,<br />The rough old
- shoe shall glow with Christmas cheer:<br />If they are rude, and turn me from the
- door,<br />Presto! I vanish, and return no more.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Song</em>: <span class='sc'>Santa Claus</span>; <em>air</em>, "<em>Them blessed Roomatics.</em>"</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>My name's Johnny Schmoker, and I am no joker;<br />I don't in my pockets no greenbacks
- perceive.<br />For, what with high dressing in fashions distressing,<br />I can't with a
- morsel my hunger relieve.<br />My stomach so tender, that aches there engender;<br />The
- whole blessed day I am crying out, "Oh!"<br />Drat these grand fashions! they wakens my
- passions,<br />A-nippin' and gnawin' my poor stomach so!
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Heads appear as before.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>I've had the lumbager, dyspepsy, and ager,<br />With tight-fitting veskits and pantaloons
- too;<br />Highsterics and swimins, delirious trimins,<br />St. Vestris's dance, and the
- tick dolly-oo.<br />But not the whole gettin', one's body tight fits in,<br />Is noffin'
- to this, which is drefful. Oh, oh!<br />Drat these grand fashions! they wakens my
- passions,<br />A-nippin' and gnawin' my poor stomach so!
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_163'>163</span>(<em>Heads disappear.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Now, there's a touching song to move the heart,<br />Hark! what's that? I thought I heard
- them start.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Song</em>: <span class='sc'>Children</span>, <em>outside; air, "Oh, dear, what can</em></div>
- <div><em>the matter be?"</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in6'>Oh, dear, what can the matter be?</div>
- <div class='line in6'>Dear, dear, what can the matter be?</div>
- <div class='line in6'>Oh, dear, what can the matter be?</div>
- <div class='line in8'>Somebody's groaning out there!</div>
- <div class='line'>A hungry old beggar has come here to tease us,</div>
- <div class='line'>By grinding an organ he knows will not please us.</div>
- <div class='line'>He hopes it may bring him a handful of pennies,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>To buy him a loaf of brown bread.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Old Woman</span>, <em>with</em> <span
- class='sc'>Children</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>from behind shoe. The
- largest hangs on to her skirts, the next in size to the largest, until they dwindle to
- the smallest; repeat song as they enter slowly, turn to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>march across stage; turn to</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>march across again;
- turn to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and form across stage.</em>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>O. W.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now go away, old man. 'Tis very queer<br />That you should seek to waste your sweetness
- here;<br />For we've no money, not a cent, to pay<br />For music; so you'd better up and
- move away.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>Alas, alas! and can you be unkind<br />To one who's been by Fortune left behind;<br />Who
- has no friend, no money, and no clo'es;<br />The hunted victim of unnumbered
- woes?<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_164'>164</span>Good dame, I ask not money: if you please,<br />A simple crust my
- hunger to appease.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>O. W.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good gracious! Starving! Children, do you hear?<br />The old man's hungry: quickly
- disappear!
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<span class='sc'>Children</span> <em>scamper behind shoe</em>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>She drives them in. To me 'tis very clear<br />Old Santa fails to find a welcome here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>O. W.</em></dt>
- <dd>We're very poor, have fasted many a day,<br />Yet from our door ne'er drove the poor away.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Song; air, "Balm of Gilead," by the</em> <span class='sc'>Children</span>, <em>who
- march in as before, carrying sticks, on which are stuck apples, potatoes, crusts of
- bread, turnip, carrot, "beat," &amp;c. They move around the stage, singing as they pass</em>
- <span class='sc'>Santa</span>; <em>the last time, pitch their potatoes, &amp;c., into his tin
- kitchen. He stands</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of stage</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Old Woman</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Down at Copper Toe Shoe.</div>
- <div class='line'>Cold potato—tato,</div>
- <div class='line'>Cold potato—tato,</div>
- <div class='line'>Cold pota—to,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Down at Copper Toe Shoe.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_165'>165</span>(<em>No interlude.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Down at Copper Toe Shoe.</div>
- <div class='line'>Crusts for breakfast—breakfast,</div>
- <div class='line'>Crusts for breakfast—breakfast,</div>
- <div class='line'>Crusts for break—fast,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Down at Copper Toe Shoe.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't be hungry now,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Down at Copper Toe Shoe.</div>
- <div class='line'>Broth for supper—supper,</div>
- <div class='line'>Broth for supper—supper,</div>
- <div class='line'>Broth for sup—per,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Down at Copper Toe Shoe.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Oh, you sha'n't, &amp;c.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, well, I'm puzzled! Here's a grand surprise.<br />Bless me, the tears are dropping
- from my eyes!<br />Thank you, my children. This is quite bewitchin';<br />With eatables
- you've nearly filled my kitchen.<br />Ah, little ones! you've learned the better part.<br
- />They are the poor who lack the kindly heart;<br />And they the rich, the noble, and the
- high,<br />Who never willing pass the sufferer by.<br />Now comes my triumph. Children,
- speak up bright:<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_166'>166</span>What day is this?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All.</em></dt>
- <dd>Christmas.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Little Girl.</em></dt>
- <dd>No; 'tis Christmas night!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's true. Now tell me who, against the laws,<br />Drops down the chimneys?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, old Santa Claus!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>Bless me! how bright and nice these children are!<br />Each eye doth sparkle like the
- evening star.<br />Now, then, suppose I were that ancient sprite,<br />What would you
- ask, to give you most delight?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Child 1.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'd have a sled.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Child 2.</em></dt>
- <dd>A doll.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Child 3.</em></dt>
- <dd>A kite for me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Child 4.</em></dt>
- <dd>Something still better.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>What?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Child 4.</em></dt>
- <dd>A Christmas tree!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All Children.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, my! Good gracious! Wouldn't that be grand?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>O. W.</em></dt>
- <dd>Too grand, my chicks, for you to understand.<br />Why, such a tree within our old shoe
- spread,<br />Would from their fastenings tear out every thread;<br />Make every peg to
- start from out its socket,<br />And send the buckle flying like a rocket.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good, good! there's fun beneath that wrinkled phiz.<br />At playing Santa Claus, let's
- make a biz.<br />Suppose me Santa Claus. I bless you all:<br />Then from my waistcoat let
- this oven fall,
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_167'>167</span>(<em>Takes off kitchen.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Throw off this mantle with a sudden jerk,
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Throws off disguise, and appears as</em> <span class='sc'>Santa Claus</span>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>And in an instant set myself to work.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Children.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Tis Santa Claus!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Santa.</em></dt>
- <dd>You're right. I am the man,<br />Yours to command. I'll serve you if I can;<br />For I
- have found, good dame, that honest worth<br />Can burrow in the lowliest spot on
- earth;<br />That sweet compassion's ne'er so poorly fed,<br />But what she finds an extra
- crust of bread.<br />Now, to reward your generous hearts, my chicks,<br />Into the earth
- these magic seeds I sticks;<br />These cabalistic words in Hebrew mutter,—<br />"Ene,
- mene, moni, suti, sutter;"<br />Presto! appear! and, glittering bright and free,<br
- />Beams on your sight the mystic Christmas tree.
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Shoe divides, and disappears</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Curtains at</em></div>
- <div><em>back open, disclosing tree.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><em>Song: "We'll gather round the Christmas Tree."</em> <span class='sc'>Santa Claus</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Old Woman</span> <em>distribute presents to the company. Curtain falls.</em></p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_168'>168</span>
-<img src='images/i168.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>REAR VIEW OF COPPER TOE SHOE HOUSE.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_169'>169</span><span class='sc'>Note.</span>—This entertainment was prepared for a Sunday
-school's Christmas Eve, and was arranged as follows: A stage,
-fourteen feet square, was fitted with a "roll-up" curtain in front.
-Drapery was hung at the sides and back; a Christmas tree,
-filled with presents, was placed well back on the stage, and
-hidden by curtains arranged to separate in the middle. In front
-of these was placed "Copper Toe Shoe House." The rear view
-represents the frame made of wood, in two pieces, to separate in
-the middle, of the following dimensions: ten feet from toe to
-heel, five feet and one half from heel to top, four feet and one
-half across top, heel about twenty inches long, eight inches high.
-Cover front, in two separate sections, with black cambric; for
-toe, copper tinsel paper; for sole and patch, brown cambric;
-for buckle, silver tinsel paper; the patch fastened only at bottom.
-A curtain, of same material or color as back stage, should
-be hung in rear of shank, that children standing behind may not
-be seen. A settee is placed behind it, on which the children in
-the dwelling stand. 1, 2, and 3 lie upon the stage, and stick
-their heads out when required. The characters can pass between
-the curtains at back, to their places. When the tree is disclosed,
-all the characters are in front, the settee is removed, the braces
-unfastened, and, at a signal, two boys run off the shoe, and
-others draw the curtains.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i173.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic001'>
-<p>THE TOURNAMENT OF IDYLCOURT.</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_173'>173</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>THE<br /> TOURNAMENT OF IDYLCOURT.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div>AN ALLEGORY.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>CHARACTERS.</h3>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c003'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Justicia</span>, Genius of Idylcourt.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Primeva</span>, Goddess of Nature.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Majesta</span>, Guardian of the Mountains.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Loftie</span>, <span class='sc'>Aerie</span>, Mountain-Spirits.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Flora</span>, Guardian of the Fields.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Pomona</span>, <span class='sc'>Agria</span>, Field-Spirits.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Oceana</span>, Guardian of the Sea.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Shellie</span>, <span class='sc'>Wava</span>, Sea-Spirits.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Genia</span>, Goddess of Art.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Blenda</span>, Genius of Painting.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Classica</span>, Genius of Sculpture.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Harmonia</span>, Genius of Music.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Faith</span>, <span class='sc'>Hope</span>, <span class='sc'>Charity</span>, Classica's Models.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Religion</span>, <span class='sc'>Prayer</span>, <span class='sc'>Sorrow</span>, <span class='sc'>Joy</span>, Blenda's Picture.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Poesie</span>, a wandering Maiden.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Scene.</span>—<em>Idylcourt. For a school exhibition, the chorus
-should be seated right and left of an open
-space in the centre of the platform, for the speakers.
-There should be a raised platform, six or eight inches
-high, at the rear of this, with a dark background
-for the more effective display of tableaux.</em></p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_174'>174</span><em>Opening Chorus; air, "Shady Groves."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Idylcourt, in fame and beauty</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Glorious, bright thy realms appear;</div>
- <div class='line'>Idylcourt, in love and duty</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Willing hearts to thee draw near,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Wise Justicia's words to hear,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Wise Justicia's words to hear.</div>
- <div class='line'>Court of genius, home of beauty,</div>
- <div class='line'>Court of genius, home of beauty,</div>
- <div class='line'>Court of genius, home of beauty,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Willing hearts to thee draw near;</div>
- <div class='line'>Court of genius, home of beauty,</div>
- <div class='line'>Court of genius, home of beauty,</div>
- <div class='line'>Court of genius, home of beauty,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Willing hearts to thee draw near;</div>
- <div class='line'>Court of genius, love and duty</div>
- <div class='line'>Render homage to thy beauty,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>Render to thy beauty,</div>
- <div class='line'>Court of genius, love and duty.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'><em>During the singing of the Chorus, enter</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Primeva</span>,
-<span class='sc'>Majesta</span>, <span class='sc'>Flora</span>, <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Oceana</span>. <em>Enter</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <span class='sc'>Genia</span>,
-<span class='sc'>Classica</span>, <span class='sc'>Blenda</span>, <span class='sc'>Harmonia</span>. <em>At the conclusion,
-enter</em> <span class='sc'>Justicia</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and stands</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span> <em>Positions are
-indicated by the following diagram</em>:—</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i181.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
- <dl class='dl_2'>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em><span class='pageno' id='Page_175'>175</span></dt>
- <dd>Welcome, fair sisters, to our regal court;<br />Your tuneful measures breathe of good
- report;<br />Twin guardian spirits of the fruitful earth,<br />To glad mankind creation
- gave you birth.<br />To you, Primeva, Nature bends in awe;<br />From you, fair Genia, Art
- receives its law.<br />Your free acclaim, upon this regal seat,<br />Justicia placed, all
- arguments to meet<br />With ear impartial; bade her voice decide,<br />That blissful
- harmony might here abide.<br />Your graceful homage, to our royal ear<br />Is but the
- foretaste of more welcome cheer.<br />You need our aid: unto our grateful heart<br />Your
- mission's import quickly now impart.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>Fair genius—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sweet Justicia—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Our decree,<br />By courtly rule, admits no double plea.<br />Be gracious, sisters.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>I was wanting grace,<br />And humbly bend to give Primeva place.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>Justicia, yonder proud and haughty sprite<br />Usurps a name Primeva claims by right.<br
- />I would have justice!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Art thou just to her?<br />Genia usurper! 'tis a cruel slur.<br />Brave, truthful speech
- bears no envenomed sting,<br />But, like good metal, has an honest ring.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>It was an honest truth, I dare repeat;<br />I may be rough in speech, but scorn deceit.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_176'>176</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Tis true, Justicia, in a friendly way,<br />I chanced to cross Primeva's path to-day,<br
- />And held some converse with my sister sprite,<br />Whose bold, free speech is often my
- delight.<br />Our theme was conquest; and, in pleasant strife,<br />Each boasted of her
- power o'er human life;<br />And, half in jest, this boast I gayly hurled,—<br />"I,
- Genia, am the empress of the world."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Tis false. It was no jest.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Primeva, cease!<br />Your angry humor doth disturb our peace.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Primeva met my jest with frowning brow,<br />And angry words, so bitter in their flow,<br
- />My jesting humor fled. We argued long<br />To whom, by right, that title should
- belong;<br />Leaving all else but this great truth behind,—<br />She is the greatest who
- best serves mankind.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Who won the battle?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>That you must decide.<br />By your impartial fiat we abide.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>On this we are agreed. Justicia, hear,<br />And let your judgment be both wise and
- clear.<br />Nature's own goddess, crowned and sceptred, I<br />Stand forth all meaner
- powers to defy.<br />I rule the field, the mount, the sky, the sea:<br />Who shall
- presume in power to rival me?<br />I wave my hand; and, o'er the barren waste,<br
- />Upspringing flowers to meet my coming haste.<br />I smile: the trees, o'erburdened with
- their fruit,<br />Bend low, with blushing cheeks, for my salute.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_177'>177</span>I speak:
- the bristling hillocks, far and near,<br />Present in homage many an opening ear;<br
- />The grand old mountains, stately and serene,<br />Welcome my coming, own me as their
- queen;<br />Adown their sides I loose the mimic streams,<br />To sport and revel in the
- sun's warm beams.<br />I rule the mighty sea by wave and tide;<br />I deck with starry
- gems the heavens wide;<br />I hurl the storm upon the maddening sea;<br />The shifting
- winds, obedient, follow me;<br />I bind the waters in an icy band,<br />And spread a
- snowy pall o'er all the land;<br />With all the elements I sport at will,<br />And, fast
- or loose, all my commands fulfil.<br />Fair genius, 'tis but just, that, so renowned,<br
- />As empress of the world I should be crowned.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>There's anger in thy speech, pride in thine eye;<br />Ambition's soaring pinions lift
- thee high.<br />What says your rival to this weighty claim?<br />Can aught be found to
- heighten Genia's fame?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Justicia, I a mightier sceptre sway,<br />And make Primeva's realms but pave the way<br
- />To grand achievements. Through her flowery field<br />I drive the plough, and bounteous
- harvests yield;<br />With skilful husbandry I trim and train,<br />And bursting garners
- from wild growth obtain;<br />Tunnel her mountains with resistless force,<br />And make a
- pathway for the iron horse;<br />Gird up her waters to obey my will,<br />And move the
- strong arm of the whirring mill.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_178'>178</span>Across her broad expanse, the mighty
- sea,<br />My white-winged messengers move swift and free;<br />From out their earthen
- graves I pluck the gems<br />That warm and shape, or glow in diadems.<br />In
- <span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">aërial</span> flights I wander through her sphere,<br />Or with rare science draw her
- planets near,<br />With touch electric feel the farthest clime,<br />And count the
- storm-specks on the wings of time.<br />She empress of the world! it cannot be;<br />All
- her possessions minister to me.<br />Rough and ill-shaped the treasure she displays;<br
- />I mould and carve, and make the jewel blaze.<br />I claim the crown. Justicia, be thou
- true;<br />She must be greatest who can all subdue.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Unto this haughty speech, and fulsome praise,<br />We've listened, Genia, in a wild
- amaze.<br />Hast thou forgot, self-laudatory boast<br />Was ne'er the leader of a
- conquering host?<br />But that to sober justice we're allied,<br />We should be merry at
- such foolish pride.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>We wait your verdict.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Twill give me the crown.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Primeva, cease.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>I care not for your frown.<br />Betwixt the false and true she <em>must</em> decide:<br
- />Mine is the wise, and yours the foolish pride.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>This idle skirmish doth our court defame;<br />A silly quarrel for an empty name.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>A silly quarrel! Is Justicia fair,<br />To shun a verdict by excuse so bare?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_179'>179</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>She's bound to rule whene'er we make appeal:<br />Be wise, Justicia, and your choice
- reveal.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hear, then, the judgment which we now proclaim:—<br />As each has sought to blazon her
- own fame,<br />The key to right in this one truth we find,—<br />She is the greatest who
- best serves mankind.<br />On this you are agreed. Here rest your case,<br />And leave the
- verdict to the human race.<br />Ofttimes, in Idylcourt, you've chanced to meet<br />An
- earthly maid, who favors our retreat,<br />With curious, watchful eyes, as though she
- sought<br />Food for the nourishment of new-born thought,—<br />A goodly type of fair,
- ingenuous youth,<br />About whom floats an atmosphere of truth.<br />Woo her, fair
- sisters, with all fair device,<br />Which should in honest rivalry suffice;<br />In
- peaceful tourney meet to win the maid;<br />And on the victor shall our hand be laid<br
- />In benediction of so wise a choice;<br />Then harmony prevails, and all rejoice.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>An admirable plan.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Justicia's right.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Prepare your forces for the bloodless fight.<br />Be earnest in the strife, but loyal
- ever,<br />And some success <em>must</em> crown a right endeavor.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Chorus; air, "New-mown Hay."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Then gayly to the tourney hie,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And struggle for the crown;</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_180'>180</span>The strong in right shall all defy,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>The wrong in shame go down.</div>
- <div class='line'>In peaceful contest meeting,</div>
- <div class='line'>All courteous be the greeting.</div>
- <div class='line'>We arm, the contest to begin:</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Hurrah! the right shall win!</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>At the words, "All courteous"</em> <span class='sc'>Justicia</span> <em>extends her
- right hand</em>; <span class='sc'>Primeva</span> <em>lays her left hand upon it</em>;
- <span class='sc'>Genia</span> <em>lays her right. They stand thus until the chorus ends.
- Then repeat the chorus.</em> <span class='sc'>Justicia</span> <em>steps back, and
- exit</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>; <span class='sc'>Primeva</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Genia</span> <em>with their attendants countermarch, and exeunt</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>As the song ceases,
- enter from</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Poesie</em>. Vanquished again! Was ever mortal maid<br />By wild, illusive phantoms
- so betrayed?<br />Taught by a wise old seer that Idylcourt<br />Of guiding genii is the
- famed resort,<br />I've wandered in and out for weary hours,<br />Seeking the leaders of
- those mighty powers<br />That robe the earth in beauty, seasons guide,<br />Hang out the
- stars, and shift the changing tide,<br />Endow with action all the sons of earth,<br
- />And to the good and beautiful give birth.<br />Alas! my search is vain. About me
- glide<br />Tormenting shadows, that my calls deride.<br />I feel their presence in the
- fragrant breeze;<br />I touch their fingers in the fruited trees;<br />I spy their images
- in mirrored fount;<br />I hear their music in the echoing mount.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_181'>181</span>I know
- that at their touch fair cities rise;<br />That at their call delighted progress
- flies;<br />That at their smiles e'en towering genius soars<br />To loftier heights, and
- richer spoil secures.<br />And yet far off they stand. I cannot meet<br />The love-light
- of their eyes, or at their feet<br />Drink in the wisdom of inspiring speech.<br />The
- springs of power rise far beyond my reach.<br />Hear me, ye spirits, wonderful and
- grand!<br />Upon your <span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">charmèd</span> ground I fearless stand.<br />Come ye in frightful
- shapes, or forms of grace,<br />I challenge you to meet me face to face.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Chorus: "The Fairy's Revel."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>The mountains are sending their forces in might;<br />The fields are upspringing, and
- girding for fight;<br />The sea is outpouring, the air is alive,<br />For thee, fair
- Primeva, in tourney to strive.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>During which, enter</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span
- class='sc'>Primeva</span>; <span class='sc'>Flora</span>, <em>bearing flowers</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Pomona</span>, <em>bearing basket of fruit</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Agria</span>, <em>with a bundle of dried grass, hay, and grain</em>; <span
- class='sc'>Oceana</span>, <span class='sc'>Shellie</span>, <span class='sc'>Wava</span>,
- <span class='sc'>Majesta</span>, <span class='sc'>Loftie</span>, <span
- class='sc'>Aerie</span>, <em>and take positions according to following diagram</em>:—
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/i188.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_182'>182</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Poesie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Conquered at last; and yet with strange affright<br />I am possessed at this most
- dazzling sight.<br />Fair spirits, at my call you've kindly met.<br />I'm little skilled
- in your court etiquette:<br />Accept the homage of a grateful heart,<br />That long will
- cherish what you may impart.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>A suitor for that heart behold in me,—<br />Primeva, Nature's goddess, strong and
- free.<br />Follow my footsteps, and the path of life<br />Shall be with beauty and
- instruction rife.<br />Nature's grand empire all inviting opes,<br />To crown with joy
- and bliss thy youthful hopes.<br />The realm of matter owns my sovereign sway;<br />All
- working forces my commands obey.<br />But give to me thy heart, and onward press,<br
- />For I've the power to beautify and bless.<br />Come thou, fair Flora, guardian of my
- fields,<br />Display the charms thy rich dominion yields.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<span class='sc'>Flora</span> <em>steps upon platform at</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>. <span class='sc'>Pomona</span></div>
- <div><em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Agria</span> <em>step behind them</em>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Flora.</em></dt>
- <dd>Broad and bright, in beauty and in worth,<br />The realms I govern stretch about the
- earth:<br />In pastures where the meek-eyed cattle graze,<br />In clustering woodlands,
- musical with praise,<br />In mighty forests where the untamed rove,<br />O'er rich
- plantations, through the tropic grove,<br />O'er plain and prairie, noiseless to the
- tread,<br />My regal green luxuriously is spread.<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_183'>183</span>Out of my thrifty soil
- mankind's supplies,<br />At lusty labor's call, obedient rise.<br />With fancy's touch I
- skilfully combine<br />Grove, hill, and river in a rare design,<br />And spread for
- Genius, rich, attractive views<br />She fails to catch, yet hopefully pursues.<br />Come
- to my realms, fair maid! Primeva's heart<br />With warmest love shall purest joys impart.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Agria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Haste, gentle maid, into our fair retreat:<br />Agria will lay her treasures at thy feet.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Pomona.</em></dt>
- <dd>And in thy lap, from her abundant store,<br />Pomona will her choicest treasures pour.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Flora.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thou shalt be welcomed with a matchless song,<br />Our heaven-taught singers joyously
- prolong;<br />On mossy beds recline for happy hours,<br />Charmed by rich perfumes,
- decked with lovely flowers.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Tableau: "Flora's Tribute." Music.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Poesie</span> <em>sinks on one knee, making a "lap" of her dress with
- her hand</em>. <span class='sc'>Flora</span> <em>steps behind, holding flowers over her
- head</em>. <span class='sc'>Agria</span> <em>at</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>kneeling, in the act of laying her treasures at her feet</em>. <span
- class='sc'>Pomona</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>bending forward, about to pour
- her fruits into her lap</em>. <span class='sc'>Oceana</span> <em>with her arms about</em>
- <span class='sc'>Wava</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Shellie</span>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>kneel</em>. <span
- class='sc'>Majesta</span>, <span class='sc'>Loftie</span>, <em>and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Aerie</span> <em>form a standing group, with arms thrown about each
- other</em>. <span class='sc'>Pomona</span> <em>passes to back</em>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>corner</em>. <span class='sc'>Flora</span> <em>looks down
- at</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>. <span class='sc'>Poesie</span> <em>has her head
- thrown back, looking up at</em> <span class='sc'>Flora</span>. <em>All the others look
- at</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>. <em>Music continues until the group is well
- settled in position, then</em>,—
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_184'>184</span><em>Chorus; air, "The First Violets."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Come with gentle Flora, fair fields to rove.<br />She can deck with beauty, she will
- share with love.<br />Bathed by the sunlight, and fed by the dew,<br />Her bright and
- verdant regions are opening to you.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Poesie</em> (<em>springing to her feet; others retiring to their</em></div>
- <div><em>first positions</em>).</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Sweet, gentle Flora, take me to your heart;<br />In all your joys I long to bear a part.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nay, not so fast, fair maiden. List again.<br />Majesta burns your homage to obtain;<br
- />She is the guardian of the mountains high,<br />Whose peaks in grandeur pierce the
- arching sky.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Majesta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Where the fierce eagle builds her dizzy nest,<br />Amid the clouds, I take my regal
- rest.<br />The sun on me his morning kiss bestows,<br />And nightly wraps me in his
- farewell glows.<br />The storm-king grimly musters round my throne,<br />And sends his
- chariots to the farthest zone.<br />My realms stretch far and wide o'er all the land,<br
- />And monuments of awe-inspiring grandeur stand.<br />Within my treasure-caverns locked
- secure,<br />Are precious stones, and veins of gleaming ore;<br />Marbles and
- granites—sleeping giants—lie,<br />Long to escape the crafty builder's eye.<br />Come to
- my realm, fair maid, and thou shalt find<br />The golden talisman that lures mankind.<br
- />From towering summits watch the creeping world;<br />See beauty's colors gloriously
- unfurled;<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_185'>185</span>Heap the weird echoes bound from steep to steep;<br />And see
- the lightning take his earthward leap.<br />Primeva's fortress shall thy guardian be:<br
- />Give me thy hand, and upward mount with me.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Tableau: "The Listeners." Music.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Majesta</span> <em>stands</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>with
- left hand pointing up over audience</em>. <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>,
- <em>kneeling</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>places her left hand in</em> <span
- class='sc'>Majesta's</span> <em>left, and bends forward, intently gazing in the direction
- in which she points, her right hand behind her ear</em>. <span class='sc'>Loftie</span>
- <em>passes to</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Majesta</span>, <em>and kneels with her hand on the waist of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Majesta</span>. <span class='sc'>Aerie</span> <em>in same position</em>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <em>of</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>. <span
- class='sc'>Oceana</span> <em>and her sprites form a standing group</em>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>back</em>. <span class='sc'>Primeva</span> <em>steps back of
- all; and</em> <span class='sc'>Flora</span> <em>and her sprites form standing group</em>,
- <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>back. Music continues until all arranged, then</em>,—
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><em>Chorus; air, "The Herd-Bells."</em></div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>Amid the mountains fleeting,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>The echoes linger long,</div>
- <div class='line'>Earth's song of praise repeating,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>In chorus rich and strong.</div>
- <div class='line'>The grand old mountains proudly</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Their heads in beauty raise,</div>
- <div class='line'>And, bathed in blushing glory,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Accept the song of praise.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>[<em>The effect could be heightened by concealing a chorus at the farther end of the
- hall, and introducing an echo refrain in the song.</em>]
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_186'>186</span><em>Poesie</em> (<em>springing up; the others resuming their former</em></div>
- <div><em>positions</em>).</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Upward, Majesta, guide my willing feet;<br />I long to share the joys of your retreat.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>Curb your impatience once again, I crave.<br />Speak, Oceana, guardian of the wave.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Oceana.</em></dt>
- <dd>Know me, fair maid, as guardian of the sea,<br />The wealth of waters stretching far and
- free,<br />Deep basined in the world; in peace as mild,<br />As bright and beauteous, as
- a sportive child;<br />Dancing in sunlight up and down the sand;<br />Leaping, with
- white-capped waves, the rocky strand;<br />Creeping to shady nooks on pebbly bed;<br
- />Sleeping in moonlight 'neath a silvery spread.<br />Over her rolling roads, in strength
- and pride,<br />The floating treasure-chests of nations glide;<br />In emerald pastures
- deep beneath her crest,<br />The fin-clad wanderers from their gambols rest.<br />At
- mankind's call she hastes to do her part,<br />And from her herds bestows with generous
- heart.<br />Far, far below, fair cities rear their walls<br />With jewelled keeps, and
- coral-caverned halls.<br />Come to my realms, fair maid, and float with me<br />Upon the
- bosom of the swelling sea.<br />Hark to the song of Naiads far below;<br />See in the
- sunlight yonder billows glow.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_187'>187</span><em>Tableau: "The Gazers." Music.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Oceana</span> <em>kneels on one knee</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>
- <em>of</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>, <em>pointing off</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span> <em>places her left hand on</em>
- <span class='sc'>Oceana's</span> <em>shoulder, leans forward, shades her eyes with right
- hand, and looks in the direction of pointed hand</em>. <span class='sc'>Shellie</span>
- <em>comes</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>,
- <em>a little behind her, and kneels quickly, holding a shell in her hand</em>. <span
- class='sc'>Wava</span> <em>kneels in front of all, with her finger to her lip, and her
- hand waving silence to</em> <span class='sc'>Primeva</span>, <em>who stands</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <span class='sc'>Aerie</span> <em>and her sprites form a standing
- group</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>back, and</em> <span
- class='sc'>Majesta</span> <em>and her sprites the same</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>back; all looking in the direction in which</em> <span class='sc'>Oceana</span>
- <em>points. Music continues until the picture is complete, then</em>,—
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Chorus; air, "Boating Song."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Gayly, ye billows, among you we play;<br />Take us up gently, and bear us away;<br
- />Light on the surface of ocean we glide;<br />Deep in her bosom we fearless abide.<br
- />Roving at pleasure, joyous and free,<br />Rocked in the arms of the murmuring sea.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Poesie</em> (<em>starting up; others resume former positions</em>).</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Among thy happy scenes I long to roam;<br />Bright Oceana, take me to thy home.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thou shalt be free to roam field, mount, and sea,<br />If thou but give thy gentle heart
- to me.<br />These sisters three, my ministers of state,<br />My edicts to enforce,
- obedient wait;<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_188'>188</span>And I, submissive to a heavenly will,<br />With mighty
- powers its commands fulfil.<br />I own no earthly rule, no rival fear;<br />Beauty and
- grandeur at my voice appear;<br />What title, Poesie, will you here bestow<br />On one in
- whom such rare endowments glow?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Poesie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thy glorious visions wrap me in amaze;<br />Speech were too poor, in eloquence of
- praise,<br />To frame a title that would fitly stand<br />To mark a power so wonderful
- and grand.<br />What title can I give? I pray thee tell.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>The empress of the world would suit me well.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Justicia</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hold, rash Primeva! not to gain applause<br />Should wild ambition overstep our laws.—<br
- />What thou hast heard, fair mortal, ponder long,<br />For hasty action often strengthens
- wrong;<br />Another suitor comes; give willing ear;<br />Weigh well all doubts; then let
- the truth appear.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Chorus</em>: "<em>The Fairy's Revel.</em>"</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>The armies of Genius outpour in their might,<br />Fair Science is marching her clans to
- the fight.<br />At the call of its mistress Art's realms are alive,<br />For thee, lovely
- Genia, in tourney to strive.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>During the chorus, all upon the platform move round back of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Poesie</span>, <em>and form in line</em>. <em>Enter</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <span class='sc'>Genia</span>, <span class='sc'>Blenda</span>,
- <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Classica</span>.)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_189'>189</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Poesie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Another brilliant throng, so fair and bright,<br />My spirit quickens with a new
- delight.<br />Welcome, sweet friends: if me you come to greet,<br />Such glowing honors
- lay me at your feet.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Kneel not to me; I come to win thy heart.<br />The suitor here should choose the lowly
- part.<br />Fair mortal, listen. Genia is my name:<br />Art's chosen goddess, mighty is my
- fame.<br />Thou art the offspring of that sovereign Thought,<br />Under whose sway the
- universe is brought;<br />And I, the guiding genius of mankind,<br />In bonds submissive,
- Nature's realms to bind.<br />Before my birth, the world was filled with strife,<br />And
- all the squalor of barbaric life;<br />The human race in ignorance sunk deep,<br
- />Content to live and die in sloth and sleep.<br />But, with my coming, energy awoke,<br
- />And reason through the deadening chaos broke;<br />Awakened Thought, in wonder, sought
- by lore<br />Creation's mystic riddle to explore;<br />And, as she strove, the world's
- great change was wrought,<br />With purer joys from deeper delvings brought.<br />Beneath
- my sway, all's wonderful and grand<br />Where taste and culture deck what Nature
- planned.<br />Give me thy heart, and with all-conquering might<br />I'll guide thy steps
- through life to realms of light.<br />I bring three sisters in my regal train,<br />Who
- high in Art's supreme dominion reign.—<br />Blenda, approach. Thy skill to Poesie
- show,<br />And let rare colors on thy canvas glow.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_190'>190</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Blenda.</em></dt>
- <dd>In Nature's studio, Blenda's models rise<br />In various shapes to gladden and
- surprise.<br />The shadows of their beauties to secure,<br />Leads genius many trials to
- endure.<br />But what a triumph waits the earnest heart,<br />Who on the canvas sees her
- trophies start<br />To life and action, adding, age on age,<br />To history many a
- bright, illumined page!<br />Portraying vice with rarely gifted hand,<br />She sees a
- warning light 'gainst passion stand.<br />Depicting virtue in her pure attire,<br />She
- warms all hearts to worship and aspire.<br />Inwrapping sense and soul with pleasure
- high,<br />To homage leads the world's applauding cry.<br />Look on the picture I will
- now display,—<br />Religion standing in the heavenly way,<br />Her finger pointing in the
- Book of truth,<br />Instruction pouring in the ears of youth.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Tableau: "The Heavenly Way" Music.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Blenda</span> <em>takes</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie's</span> <em>hand,
- and leads her</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, t<em>hen turns, and points to</em> <span
- class='fss'>C.</span> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span> <em>falls upon her knees with
- clasped hands</em>. <span class='sc'>Primeva</span> <em>and her sprites, who are in a
- line, back, separate</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>disclosing group</em>. <span class='sc'>Religion</span>,
- <em>standing</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>an open Bible supported on her left
- hand, rests upon her arm, the open pages towards audience; her right hand rests on the
- page, with one finger pointing. At her right hand, kneels</em> <span
- class='sc'>Joy</span>, <em>pointing with her left hand to</em> <span
- class='sc'>Religion</span>, <em>her right on the shoulder of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Sorrow</span>, <em>who is crouching before her, with her face buried in her
- hands. Left of</em> <span class='sc'>Religion</span>, <span class='sc'>Prayer</span>
- <em>kneels, joining the hands of a little child who is in front of her: she is looking up
- at</em> <span class='sc'>Religion</span>. <em>Music soft and low, until the group is
- formed, then</em>,—
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_191'>191</span><em>Chorus</em>: "<em>How gently, how calmly.</em>"</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>So gently, so calmly descending,</div>
- <div class='line'>Religion glides over the earth,</div>
- <div class='line in6'>So pure, so bright,</div>
- <div class='line'>She decks the earth with heavenly light,</div>
- <div class='line'>That charms to calm and sweet repose.</div>
- <div class='line in6'>Oh, lovely spirit!</div>
- <div class='line'>Genia in triumph shall soon arise;</div>
- <div class='line'>Blenda calls beauty from out the skies;</div>
- <div class='line'>She shall be honored evermore;</div>
- <div class='line'>Goddess of Art, your crown is secure.</div>
- <div class='line in6'>Joyous are we, &amp;c.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Music continues until all change to their old positions.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Poesie.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am enraptured with your beauteous art;<br />Sweet Blenda, let me henceforth share your
- heart.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Classica waits, fair maid: we hold her dear;<br />With words of counsel let her now draw
- near.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Classica.</em></dt>
- <dd>Dull, senseless stone, I train to living grace,<br />Trace beauty's lines upon the pallid
- face;<br />From sullen marble draw the prisoned heart,<br />And strength and sense to
- meaner clay impart.<br />Over the earth I rear the grandest homes,<br />With towering
- pinnacles, and stately domes;<br /><span class='pageno' id='Page_192'>192</span>While tombs and pyramids for ages stand,<br
- />To mark the workings of my gifted hand.<br />Who follows me must labor hard and
- long,<br />Be brave in trial, and in patience strong.<br />The tasks I spread, by perils
- oft beset,<br />The sculptor strengthen, when courageous met;<br />Through me,
- life-studies he must ponder o'er,<br />And dive deep down in streams of classic lore;<br
- />And, if he fails to reach his ideal plan,<br />Out of his struggles he has carved—a
- man.<br />But, if he triumphs, grand is his renown;<br />Fame can bestow no more enduring
- crown.<br />Upon my marbles, maiden, look with me;<br />Faith, Hope, and Charity,—the
- peerless three.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Tableau: "The Peerless Three" Music.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='sc'>Classica</span> <em>takes</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie's</span>
- <em>hand, and leads her</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>then turns, and points</em>
- <span class='fss'>C.</span> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span> <em>falls upon her knees. The
- characters at back separate, showing group</em>: <span class='sc'>Charity</span>, <em>a
- tall figure</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>her left hand upon the left shoulder
- of a child, who stands nearly in front of her, half turned towards her, with outstretched
- hand, into which</em> <span class='sc'>Charity</span> <em>is in the act of dropping a
- coin, with her right hand. At</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Charity</span> <em>stands</em> <span class='sc'>Hope</span>, <em>leaning upon
- an anchor, looking at</em> <span class='sc'>Charity</span>. <em>On her</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>stands</em> <span class='sc'>Faith</span>, <em>with her arms
- folded about a large cross, which rests upon the platform, and reaches above her
- shoulder</em>. <span class='sc'>Faith</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Hope</span>
- s<em>hould be a little shorter than</em> <span class='sc'>Charity</span>. <em>All the
- figures in plain white, no colors; the cross and the anchor should be white. Music soft
- and low until all is arranged, then</em>,—
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_193'>193</span><em>Chorus</em>; <em>air, "How gently, how calmly."</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>How calmly, how sweetly relieving,</div>
- <div class='line'>Moves Charity over the earth,</div>
- <div class='line in6'>With Faith and Hope!</div>
- <div class='line'>They deck the earth with heavenly light,</div>
- <div class='line'>That charms to calm and sweet belief.</div>
- <div class='line in6'>Oh, lovely spirits!</div>
- <div class='line'>Genia in triumph shall now arise;</div>
- <div class='line'>Classica calls from out the skies;</div>
- <div class='line'>Her works for ages shall endure;</div>
- <div class='line'>Goddess of Art, your crown is secure.</div>
- <div class='line in6'>Joyous are we, &amp;c.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Poesie</em> (<em>starting up; line at back changing as</em></div>
- <div><em>before</em>).</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Classica, thy sculptured forms are all divine.<br />Has Art another realm can equal thine?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thou shalt be judge, fair maid; within my train,<br />Is one who can the wildest heart
- enchain;<br />She rules the realm of song, melodious moves,<br />Gathering the warbled
- sweets of woodland groves;<br />And thence distilling soul-entrancing lays,<br />That
- fill the earth with peace, the heavens with praise.<br />Spirit of music, sweet Harmonia,
- wake:<br />Of thy rich gifts bid Poesie partake.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><em>Music. Characters at back separate.</em> <span class='sc'>Harmonia</span>
- <em>discovered</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>standing erect, a lyre in her left
- hand, the fingers of her right upon the strings</em>. <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>
- <em>moves up, and kneels at her feet, looking up at her with clasped hands. The
- characters group themselves in sitting and reclining positions about her.</em> <span
- class='sc'>Primeva</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Genia</span> <em>stand at
- extreme</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>,
- <em>back</em>.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_194'>194</span><em>Solo and chorus</em>: "<em>So merrily over the Ocean</em></div>
- <div><em>Spray.</em>"</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='sc'>Harmonia</span> <em>sings the three solos, then full chorus</em>.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Solo.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am queen of the realm of song,<br /> My home the harmonious sea,<br />Where the
- spirits of music prolong<br /> Unceasing a welcome for me.<br />From the song wave they
- merrily brave,<br /> Melodious voices glide;<br />Oh, sweet is their song as it floateth
- along<br /> The crest of the tremulous tide!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Chorus.</em></dt>
- <dd>So merrily over the sea of song,<br />Rising and falling we float along;<br />So merrily
- over the sea of song,<br /> Gayly we float along.<br /> Gayly over the sea,<br />
- Harmonia's spirits free,<br /> Singing, singing,<br /> Happy, happy are we.<br />As
- merrily over the sea of song,<br />Rising and falling we float along;<br />So merrily
- over the sea of song,<br /> Over the sea of song,<br /> Gayly we float along,<br />
- Gayly we float along.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='pageno' id='Page_195'>195</span>(<em>When the song is ended, all keep their places</em>, <span
- class='sc'>Poesie</span> <em>kneeling, with her eyes fixed upon</em> <span
- class='sc'>Harmonia</span>. <em>A pause; then</em> <span class='sc'>Genia</span>
- <em>steps to the side of</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>Silent, fair Poesie? What! no words of praise<br />As tribute to Harmonia's matchless
- lays?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Poesie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Can words pay fitting homage to her art?<br />My tribute's here, in this high-swelling
- heart,<br />Which, filled with rapture, checks the flow of speech<br />That would aspire
- to praise it cannot reach.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>And so I triumph. Maiden, unto me<br />This soaring spirit bends the humble knee;<br />Is
- but a slave to work my sovereign will,<br />And with her sisters my commands fulfil.<br
- />Over the earth unnumbered spirits bind,<br />At smile from me, rich blessings for
- mankind;<br />What title can she claim who thus displays<br />All that can bless and
- strengthen and amaze?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Poesie.</em></dt>
- <dd>What title can she claim? You ask me this,<br />Whose soul is filled with one rich
- draught of bliss,—<br />Harmonia's mistress?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>I that spirit claim.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Primeva</em> (<em>comes down</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span> <em>rises</em>).</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>'Tis false! 'Twas I, Primeva, gave her fame.<br />From heaven she came, to purify and
- bless;<br />And Nature nurtured her with warm caress.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Twas Art's rich culture trained her infant voice<br />In grand, majestic numbers to
- rejoice.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>Genia, no more; let Poesie decide<br />Upon our claims. Her judgment we abide.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Genia.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am content.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_196'>196</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Poesie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Of me, ye judgment seek?<br />You, strong and mighty, I but poor and weak.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Primeva.</em></dt>
- <dd>To save a sovereign title of command,<br />Nature and Art in strife before you stand.<br
- />In full accord our forces are combined<br />For this great task,—to serve and bless
- mankind.<br />Who is the greatest? Fearlessly proclaim.<br />We ask your verdict in
- Justicia's name.<br />Both have our powers skilfully unfurled;<br />Who shall be crowned
- as empress of the world?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Poesie.</em></dt>
- <dd>O spirits regal, beautiful, and wise!<br />In unity supreme your glory lies;<br />Can
- frail mortality presume to call<br />Her judgment forth, to make you rise or fall?<br
- />Fair Genia, through your realms of thought and light,<br />I wander in a maze of grand
- delight;<br />Behold mankind upspring in strength and grace,<br />And sturdy tasks
- courageously embrace.<br />As through your realms, Primeva, free I rove,<br />My spirit
- glows with reverence and love.<br />I see your earth, so wonderful and vast,<br />Which
- proud man conquers, conquer him at last;<br />And in both Art and Nature see the hand<br
- />Which wields the sceptre of supreme command,<br />Where each within my heart holds
- equal place,<br />I could not elevate, would not abase.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Joins their hands.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Together reign, and teach mankind the way<br />To that grand realm, and that one
- sovereign sway.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_197'>197</span><em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Justicia</span>, <span class='fss'>C.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Justicia.</em></dt>
- <dd>A righteous verdict, which we joyous seal.<br />Our tourney's ended: let the chorus peal.
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<p class='c010'><em>Tableau</em>: <span class='sc'>Justicia</span> <em>on platform, with her hands raised in benediction over</em> <span class='sc'>Poesie</span>, <em>who stands before her, joining the hands of</em> <span class='sc'>Genia</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Primeva</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>; <span class='sc'>Genia's</span> <em>followers on her</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <span class='sc'>Primeva's</span> <em>followers on her</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Chorus, same as opening chorus.</em></div>
- <div class='c003'>Idylcourt, in love and beauty, &amp;c.</div>
- <div class='c003'>(<em>Curtain.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='sc'>Note.</span>—The airs, "Shady Groves," and "Boatman's Song,"
-can be found in "The Grammar School Chorus." The other
-airs are from the new "Fourth Music Reader," published by
-Ginn Brothers. Price, $1.50. Furnished by Lee and Shepard,
-Boston.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_201'>201</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>A THORN AMONG THE ROSES.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>CHARACTERS.</h3>
-
-<table class='table6' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='25%' />
-<col width='74%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Candor</span>, Principal of Rosebush Institute.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Patience Plunkett</span>, the oldest of her pupils, age thirty-five.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020'><span class='sc'>Lucy Woods</span>,</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020'><span class='sc'>Bessie Travers</span>,</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020'><span class='sc'>Jane Turner</span>,</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>Pupils.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020'><span class='sc'>Augusta Stephens</span>,</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020'><span class='sc'>Maria Mellish</span>,</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Bridget Mahony</span>, the cook, age fifty.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Tom Candor</span>, <span class='sc'>Mrs. Candor's</span> nephew, a homesick youth of nineteen.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c020' colspan='2'><span class='sc'>Job Seedling</span>, lad-of-all-work, age twenty.</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>COSTUMES.</h3>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='sc'>Patience Plunkett.</span> A very girlish attire, with an old face
-strongly marked; red hair, with corkscrew ringlets.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Job Seedling.</span> Dark pants, rather short, white jacket, apron,
-stockings and shoes.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>Other characters appropriately dressed.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Scene.</span>—<em>Music-room at Rosebush Institute; piano,
-back</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>; <em>lounge or sofa</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>; <em>arm-chair</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>; <em>two or
-three chairs</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Entrance from</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_202'>202</span>(<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Bessie Travers</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Lucy Woods</span>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- <dl class='dl_1'>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Madam Solfa has really gone off in a pet?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes: because poor me could not run up the musical scale with celerity,—in fact, stuck
- fast at the bottom,—her highness complained to Mrs. Candor; and Mrs. Candor—bless
- her!—took my part. "If the poor child cannot sing, let her alone."—"But se most be made
- to seeng," says madam; "and se weel steek to 'do,' and go no furzer."—"Well, let her
- stick there, if she likes. Her father's a baker, and she has a perfect right to stick to
- dough, if she likes it." So madam, shocked at the levity of our delightful preceptress,
- put on her bonnet and shawl, and vanished in a blaze of fury.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Lucy, you have driven the poor lady away!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>But she won't be gone long, depend upon it; for she left her baggage behind, and there's
- a quarter's salary due her.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>And we must go without our lesson to-day.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'm glad of it. There's no music in my soul. I must be "fit for treason and conspiracies."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>You are the smartest girl in the school, Lucy, with this <em>inharmonious</em> exception.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>I the smartest? You flatter me; and you forget our aged schoolmate, Patience Plunkett.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Aged! Why, Lucy, what could have possessed that mature—to speak mildly—female to class
- herself with young girls like us?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'm sure I don't know; but Maria Mellish, <span class='pageno' id='Page_203'>203</span>who is always fishing out mysteries,
- told me her father, a farmer, has recently made a mint of money; and Patience has a
- foolish idea that she can procure an education, even at her age, and so entered Rosebush
- Institute as a pupil.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Poor thing! she is the laughing-stock of the school, and cannot be made to see it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>She has one devoted admirer, Job Seedling. The silly gander is evidently in love, and
- takes no pains to conceal it. At the table he forgets his occupation, and stands staring
- at her.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>She certainly receives a great deal of attention, and all the tidbits, there.
- (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Maria Mellish</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>O girls! I have found it out at last. Only think of it! a romance in Rosebush Institute!
- Yes: now, don't speak of this,—Job Seedling, the meek, patient Job, is a prince in
- disguise.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>A prince? Nonsense.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, not exactly a prince; but Hopps the milkman told me that Johnson the butcher told
- him that Bates the expressman told him that Patience Plunkett belongs in Razorly, and
- that his agent there told him that Job Seedling was the son of a rich farmer; that he got
- desperately enamoured of Patience, and followed her here, taking a menial situation that
- he might be near the object of his love. Isn't it splendid?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>Splendid. If Mrs. Candor should hear of this, I fear that Job would have to give up his
- menial situation for a meaner.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_204'>204</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>But nobody shall tell her. I mean to watch them. It will be such fun to hear Job sigh as
- he passes the butter, see him roll his eyes as he lifts the rolls. Oh, it's just jolly!
- (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Jane Turner</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Augusta
- Stephens</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>O girls! have you heard the news? Tom—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Candor has just arrived.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sick. Only think of it! Come here to be nursed. And he looks awfully.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Mrs. Candor hurried him off to bed at once, ordered hot jugs for his feet, hot
- ginger-tea, and a cold towel for his head.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Dear me! and I never heard a word of it!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>He ought to have a holiday, and go home.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, wouldn't that be fun! Poor fellow! I'm so sorry for him! But then, he can have jam,
- and jellies, and all the consolations of sickness. I think it's rather pleasant to be
- sick—a little. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. Candor</span>, <em>equipped for
- going out</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>Girls, I must run down and see Dr. Bruce.
-<table class='table7' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='21%' />
-<col width='22%' />
-<col width='56%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><em>Augusta.</em></td>
- <td class='blt c021'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&#8196;Is he very sick?</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><em>Maria.</em></td>
- <td class='blt c021'>(<em>Together.</em>)</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&#8196;Is he going to die?</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><em>Lucy.</em></td>
- <td class='blt c021'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&#8196;Is he dangerous?</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>I hope not.
-<table class='table7' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='21%' />
-<col width='22%' />
-<col width='56%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><em>Augusta.</em></td>
- <td class='blt c021'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&#8196;Will school close?</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><em>Maria.</em></td>
- <td class='blt c021'>(<em>Together.</em>)</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&#8196;Shall we have a holiday?</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><em>Lucy.</em></td>
- <td class='blt c021'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&#8196;Will you send us home?</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>Dear me, what talkers! Keep quiet, girls. I'll run down and tell the doctor his symptoms.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let me go for him, Mrs. Candor.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_205'>205</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Other girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Let me! I'll go! We'll all go! Do let us go!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: I don't want to have him come unless it is necessary. He can determine that when I
- tell him the symptoms. So keep quiet. There will be no music-lesson, and you can amuse
- yourselves until my return—under the rules, remember. Dear me! what could have sent that
- boy home sick?
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit.</em></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Amuse ourselves! Oh, isn't that nice? Let's have a game of tag!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nonsense! With that poor sick youth over our heads?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's so! We must be quiet. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Bridget</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>If yez plase, ma'am, what'll I do? Shure, the misthress is nowhere at all, at all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, Bridget: she's gone to the doctor's.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>To the doctor's, is it? 'Pon my sowl, there's throuble be comin' to the place. Didn't I
- say a windin'-sheet in the flame av me candle last night? Shure, that's a sign av
- disolation.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's a sign the candle wanted snuffing, Bridget.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, be dacent, Miss Bessie! Don't make light av the signs. Shure, I seed it in a candle
- onct whin me brither Pathrick was ailin' wid the masles, and jist fourteen months and six
- days from that very night he died.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Of the measles?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Go long wid yez! Didn't he fall into a well, and break his neck wid drowning?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_206'>206</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, Bridget, Mrs. Candor told us we might amuse ourselves while she is gone. Do you know
- what would <em>most</em> amuse us?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Troth, I don't.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>A nice mince-pie.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, yes; and some cold tongue!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>And a pickle. Don't forget a pickle.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'll forgit mesilf if I git any sich dili<em>cases</em>. No, no: I'll not be afther
- givin' yez ony sich divarshun.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Bridget! you know me. I've got an elegant breastpin, that will look well—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Fastened to a pretty green necktie that I've no use for.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>And they will match a nice pair of earrings that mother has promised to send me for
- somebody—you know, Bridget.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Och, the darlints! It's the foine wheedlin' way yez have, onyhow. Well, well, it's mesilf
- will look into the panthry; an' if there's a deli<em>cate</em> morsel, that's in danger
- av shpoiling, mayhap it moight find its way up here. But I'll make no promises.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Exit.</em></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now let's have a dance.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, that's splendid! (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Patience</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>A dance! A dance in the halls of learning! Horrible! Girls, it must not be! You shock me.
- <em>I</em> came here to cultivate my understanding.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>And dancing will do it, Patience: it's just the thing for the understanding.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Maria Mellish, I'm ashamed of you. You want polish.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_207'>207</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>A polished floor is delightful, but not necessary to the poetry of motion. Come, girls, a
- dance, a dance!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not in my presence. I will be no spec<em>takor</em> of such priv-priv—nonsense. No: we
- are here for a higher purpose; to enlarge our ca-ca—talents, to store our minds with the
- in-in—things which the great minds of all ages have con-con—got together for good.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside to</em> <span class='sc'>Augusta</span>). Poor Patience! how she trips at the
- hard words!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>If there is any dancing here, I shall feel under ob-ob—I shall tell Mrs. Candor.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, Miss Tattler, you shall be under no ob-ob to do any such thing, for we won't dance.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>If we have a leisure hour, it cannot be better employed than in the per-per—reading of a
- useful book.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's so. (<em>Goes to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>and calls</em>.) Here, Job,
- bring Miss Patience the dictionary. Come, girls, let's have a sing.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside to</em> <span class='sc'>Maria</span>). Hateful old thing!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let us look over the music; perhaps we can find something sweet and soft, that will not
- disturb the invalid.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good! "Mulligan Guards," or, "Gentle Spring." (<em>They go to the piano, which should be
- placed with back to audience.</em> <span class='sc'>Bessie</span> <em>opens a musicbook;
- and they gather about her, turning over the leaves</em>. <span class='sc'>Patience</span>
- <em>sits on lounge</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thoughtless girls! they lack the wisdom <span class='pageno' id='Page_208'>208</span>and ripe ex-ex—Dear me! it's so hard to
- remember these words!—experience of my ma-ma—older years. But I, in what the poet calls
- "the fresh bloom of womanhood," can curb their flightiness. Ah, this life is so
- con-con-gealing to my ambitious spirit! I am so rapidly mastering the ru-ru—first steps
- of learning! I feel that I shall de-de-velop a gi-gi-<em>antic</em> mind, and burst upon
- the rude boors of Razorly like some glorious starry con-con-consternation.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Job</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with a
- large quarto dictionary in his arms. He stops at entrance; sees</em> <span
- class='sc'>Patience</span>, <em>clasps the dictionary to his breast, and heaves a
- sigh</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>at piano</em>). Hush! there's Job. Now watch the pair.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>There she is, "a-sittin' on the style, Mary," the stylish lounge. Oh, would I were the
- plush upon that lounge, that I might clasp that form! That's Romeo, altered for the
- occasion. Oh, I'm chock full of these frenzied ideas! I do nothing but read Shakspeare
- and them other poet-chaps—when I ain't handling plates, or scouring knives; for I'm in
- love, oh, so bad! with Patience Plunkett. Oh that name! it runs in my head. It is so
- musical, so full of poetry!
-<div class='lg-container-b'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>With fair, bewitching Patience Plunkett</div>
- <div class='line'>I'm in love. Who would have thunk it?</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>There's poetry, all out of my own head too. (<em>Comes down.</em>) Miss Patience! dear
- Patience!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, Job, is that you? How you startled me! I was rume-rume—
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_209'>209</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not rheumatic. Oh, don't say that you are suffering, beloved Patience!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>I was ruminating upon some lines in Homer's <em>Ilyd</em>, the original Greek. You are
- not acquainted with Greek, Job?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, Patience, I'm not acquainted with many on 'em. There was old Pat Haggerty, in
- Razorly: they used to call him an Original Greek—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Job! I have no patience with you. How can you expect me to stoop from my high speer to
- mate with you, unless you cultivate your head more ass-ass-iduously?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I've had it cut and shampooed three times since I've been here. If that ain't
- cultivating it, I'll have it ploughed next time. Here's your dictionary, Patience.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thank you: I do not require it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then, why did you send for it?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>at piano, reading music-titles as they turn the leaves</em>). "Wouldn't you like to
- know?"
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turning round</em>). Eh? Why, there's the whole lot of 'em!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: that won't do. That's too sentimental.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>They sent for it, not I. You can take it back.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>O Patience! why are you so cold to one who loves you to distraction? Why—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>reading title</em>). "Lubly Cynthia." That's good.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turning round</em>). Plague take those girls! <span class='pageno' id='Page_210'>210</span>You know that for love of
- you I've left my home, Patience, and have donned the apron of a waiter, and become a
- patient waiter for you, Patience. Oh! when shall my love be rewarded with the possession
- of that plump white hand?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>"When Johnny comes marching home." That's lovely.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turning round</em>). Eh? Oh, bother them girls!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't mind them, Job. They do not dream of our attachment. They do not dream you are my—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Curly little bow-wow."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turning round</em>). There, now! What's the use of trying to talk where them girls
- are? Patience, dear Patience, meet me, meet me—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Meet me by moonlight alone."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh them girls! Meet me after tea in the woodshed, while I am cleaning knives. We can
- commune: we can exchange vows: we can—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Root hog or die."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Job, I will be there. But be secret. If our attachment is discovered, Mrs. Candor
- will instantly dismiss you. And it's so romantic to have a lover in disguise! I know you
- love me, Job. Have patience.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>I mean to have her. Don't I love you better than all else in the world? better than—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>"My old Aunt Sally."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eh? (<em>Aside.</em>) I believe they are doing that on purpose. (<em>Aloud.</em>)
- Farewell, Patience! I must tear myself away from your beloved presence. My heart—
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_211'>211</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Oh! my heart goes pit-a-pat."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Somebody's coming, I'll not tell who."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Let me kiss him for his mother."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Single gentleman, how do you do?"
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eh? Oh, I'm pretty well.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! nobody's talking to you, Job. Go about your business.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thank you. I don't hanker for your society, do I? A parcel of harum-scarum girls, who are
- no more to be compared to—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>reads</em>). "The girl I left behind me."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, gracious! can they suspect? (<em>Starts off</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>drops the dictionary, and stumbles over it; then picks it up, and exit</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>He's stumbled over the hard words too.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>There's nothing here we can sing.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! here's one: "Upidee."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, that's nice! (<em>One of the girls strikes the piano, and all join in chorus of
- "Upidee." At the conclusion, three loud thumps are heard outside.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, dear! That's Tom. We have disturbed him.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>No matter: let's try it again, softer. (<em>Chorus repeated. At its conclusion,
- enter</em> <span class='sc'>Tom</span>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with a blanket
- wrapped about him, and a wet towel tied about his head. The girls scream, and run
- down</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>,
- <em>leaving him in</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, dear! how can you reasonably suppose that a young man can be comfortably sick with
- such a racket going on down here? Oh, my head, my head! my poor, poor head!
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_212'>212</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, Tom, we're so sorry we disturbed you!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Yes, indeed; awful!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>Wouldn't have done it for the world, had we known you didn't like it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). No, indeed, we wouldn't!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, yes! that's all very well, now the mischief's done. Why, you might drive me into a
- fever.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Oh, that would be dreadful!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>You might—you might bring on convulsions, spasms, with such outrageous squalling. I'll
- complain of you! Where's my aunt? Where is my fond, affectionate relative?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>She's gone out, Tom: gone to the doctor's.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Eh? Gone out? Good! (<em>Throws off blanket, and tears towel from his head.</em>) Thomas
- is himself again!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Why, Tom!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Because Tom is only homesick, girls. My good aunt would not give me time to explain that
- I was tired of school, eager to have a frolic, and so got leave of absence, and came home
- for a day. No: she caught the "sickness," and bundled me off to bed. I humored the joke,
- and laughed under the bedquilt. But no sooner was she out of the room, but I was out of
- bed, dressed myself, and here I am, ready for any thing in the way of sport you have to
- offer. How long will she be gone?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Perhaps half an hour.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then for half an hour we will enjoy ourselves. Come, girls, what shall it be?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! isn't this jolly?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_213'>213</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Real nice!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>and others</em>). Splendid! Beautiful!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let's play "Hide the Slipper."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: "Copenhagen."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Any thing—every thing. The noisier the better.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). Stop! Young ladies, are you aware of the rules of this ed-ed-ucational
- institute? We have been sent here from our happy homes, to be se-se-quest<em>rated</em>
- from contact with the ruder sex; and now you propose to indulge in games, childish games,
- for your amusement and ame-ame-amelioration. I am ashamed of you! I blush for you!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside to</em> <span class='sc'>Maria</span>). Oh! that's one of the teachers.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hush! It's one of the girls.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>One of the girls? Why, she's old enough to be your mother!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>I shall not submit to the in-in-trusion of a young man upon our privacy. He must
- instantly leave the room.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>I beg your pardon, Mrs.—Excuse me, miss: a slip of the tongue. But you look so much like
- my Aunt Matilda! But then, she's forty-five; and you can't be over thirty—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Sir!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Not quite, miss. I'm still very young, and not entitled to that address. But I couldn't
- think of infringing upon the rules; oh, no! I should have been pleased to spend half an
- hour in such agreeable society; but, as you object, I will go.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_214'>214</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Oh, no; don't go; stay!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>I insist upon his immediately quitting the room. I did not come here to flirt and frolic
- with young men, but to improve my mind, to store it—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, bosh, Patience! I've no patience with you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>"Let Patience have her perfect work."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). She's a humbug, Tom. Our Job is in love with her, and she with him; and
- they are billing and cooing every chance they can get.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Maria, you're a jewel. You have enlightened my understanding. You shall
- see some fun. (<em>Aloud.</em>) Miss Patience, you are right: I was wrong to disturb your
- peaceful meditation. Forgive me. I will go, and in the quiet of my chamber
- contemplate—the basin of gruel which my fond aunt has left me for consolation.—Sorry,
- girls; but the rules must be obeyed.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Patience Plunkett, you're a hateful old thing!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes; just as mean as you can be.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>If you are so fond of seclusion, why don't you go to your own room?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes; and study the Book of Job.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hush, Maria!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>You know I am right; and I am not at all stu-stu-pefied by your ob-ob-jackulations. I am
- a few years older than you—only a few; and I have wisdom to guide—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, fiddlesticks! We have all the preaching we want, and don't believe in yours.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_215'>215</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). Oh, oh! My hand! my hand!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Tom has hurt himself.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>). Oh! gracious goodness, how it smarts! (<em>Enters</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <em>hurriedly, his left hand concealed in a large piece of white
- cloth. He should also have in his hand apiece of wood, under the cloth; a string in his
- right hand.</em>) O girls! I've done it now! That hand I was so proud of, oh! so white
- and delicate, oh!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>What is it, Tom? Have you cut it?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Lucy.</em></dt>
- <dd>Burnt it?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Oh! what is the matter? (<em>They gather about him.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! don't come near me. The slightest touch is agony, agony, agony! I went up stairs—oh!
- to my basin of gruel—oh! Beside the gruel—oh! there was a knife—oh! I took it up—oh!
- and—and—and oh, oh, oh!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>I've got some Russia salve in my room.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let me run for it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>No. I've spread on the salve an inch thick. Oh! it's all right. It will soon be well. If
- I only had some one to tie it up for me!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Let me. Let me. I'll tie it. (<em>They crowd around him.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, quit! Keep off! Do you want to kill me. The least touch causes an indescribable
- sensation to quiver and shoot to the roots of my hair. Oh! I want a gentle hand, a
- skilful hand, a matronly hand. Miss Patience, you have much skill, tact. Will you
- condescend to—to tie up my paw?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_216'>216</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Poor Tom!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>approaching him</em>). Certainty, if I can relieve your suffering.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>You can, you can! Oh! (<em>Gives her string, and extends his hand. She stands</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of him</em>. <span class='sc'>Girls</span> <em>fall back</em>
- <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>She winds the
- string about hand.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Gently, gently! Oh! how soft and tender! It seems as though my mother was hovering about
- me. Take care, take care! Gently! (<em>She ties the string.</em>) Be very careful.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>I think that is tied tight.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>You think so? But you must be sure.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>taking his hand, and looking at string</em>). Yes, it's all right.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>slipping his hand out of cloth, leaving it in her hands</em>). Then you keep it,
- Patience, as a slight token of regard. "I'd offer thee this hand of mine, if I could love
- thee less." Keep it, Patience, and "wipe your weeping eyes," when I am far away.
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<em>Runs off</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>throws the wrapper after him</em>; <span class='sc'>Girls</span> <em>laugh</em>).
- Was there ever such an insulting young puppy! Oh, his aunt shall know of this! I'll not
- go to my slumbers until I have told my story. Now laugh. (<span class='sc'>Girls</span>
- <em>shout with laughter</em>.) You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>You told us to laugh. Seems to me you cannot be suited any way.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>sits on lounge</em>). That scamp shall go out of this house, or I will. The idea of
- his daring to play such a trick upon me! Thought his mother was hovering about him!
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd><span class='pageno' id='Page_217'>217</span>(<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Tom</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span>,
- <em>enveloped in a large cloak or "waterproof," straw bonnet on his head, with a green
- veil down</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>at</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>). Ef yez plaise, young ladies, I'm a poor ould
- widdy-woman, wid a husband in Californy; and the door was open, and I made bould, ef yez
- plaise, to walk in, and beg a chrust of bread. It's nine days jist, since a morsel of
- bread, or a sup of tay, has passed me lips.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>Poor old lady!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Chorus.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! do come in! (<span class='sc'>Bessie</span> <em>sets a chair</em> <span
- class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>and the others crowd about</em> <span class='sc'>Tom</span>,
- <em>and lead him to chair</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! it's the kind hearts yez have, ony way. I'm wairy wid the walkin', and faint wid the
- hunger; and I've corns on my fute, and chilblain on my fingers, an' siven childer at home.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Somebody give her something to eat.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>Here's Job with the tray.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Augusta.</em></dt>
- <dd>And our lunch. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Job</span> <em>with tray</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Hallo! Who's this?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>A poor old woman, nearly starving. Quick! Give me the tray. (<em>Takes it, and places it
- in</em> <span class='sc'>Tom's</span> <em>lap</em>.) Here, old woman, help yourself.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). My eyes! Here's luck; and I've had nothing but gruel. (<em>Eats
- voraciously.</em>) It's the kind hearts ye have.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>Poor thing. Hasn't eaten any thing for nine days!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>I should say nine months,—the way she puts it away.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_218'>218</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, there's Bridget! Here, Bridget! (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Bridget</span>,
- <span class='fss'>R.</span>) Here's a countrywoman of yours.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Indade! An' what be she doin' up-stairs, I dunno?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bessie.</em></dt>
- <dd>She's very hungry, and we gave her our lunch.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, murther! An' me company mince-pies goin' down her throat! Oh! it's wastin' yez are. A
- cowld pratie would be good enough for her.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Speak to her, Bridget; the tongue of her native land might please her.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Faith, it's my belief that the Yankee tongue she's stowin' away is far more to her
- liking. Whist, avourneen!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). That's Irish. (<em>Aloud.</em>) To be sure! Yis, siscon. Fag-a-Balah.
- Erin-go-bragh. I'm obleeged to yez.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Were yez long from the owld country?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Siventeen years come nixt Candlemas.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>County Tipperary, I dunno?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Nor I either. (<em>Aloud.</em>) County Coberdowelgowen. D'ye mind that?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Pon my sowl, I niver heard of it. D'ye know Larry McFinley at all, at all?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Him as lived at Doublin?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Thrue for yez.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>'Pon me sowl, I niver hard his name before or since. My memory's failin', since I took to
- fortin'-tellin'.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Oh! a fortune-teller. Isn't that grand!
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_219'>219</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, old lady, if you're done with that waiter, I'll take it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>giving waiter</em>). It's little appetite I have, any way.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Little! She <em>has</em> done with it. There's nothing left.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yis. I'm a bit of a fortin'-teller; and, in return for yer kindness, I'll be after
- tellin' yez a bit.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Tell me mine first.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Other girls.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, no! Mine, mine!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah, be aisy. The wisest and the wittiest afore the youngest and the prettiest, that's my
- way.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, 'sposin' you commence with me, old lady. I calculate I can see through a grindstone
- when there's a hole in it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! but they don't make the holes large enough for your observation nowadays, my foine
- fellow. But I know you. I can say through yez. Yez not yerself at all. Lave me alone for
- seein' through a body. You're in love. Ah! don't blush, man: it's rid enough yez are,
- onyhow. Yer fortune's made,—why would I be tellin' yez?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). She's a keen one.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>If yez plaise, will yez tell me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! go way wid yez. Don't demane yerself before the foine folk!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>angrily</em>). Will, I'd loike to know.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Will, yez won't. It's ignorant yez are. The lady of the house would like to know where
- the sugar goes! D'ye mind?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh! it's a witch she is, onyhow. I'll not cross her.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_220'>220</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Jane.</em></dt>
- <dd>Now, my good woman, please tell me my fortune.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Other Girls.</em></dt>
- <dd>No. Mine, mine!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Be aisy. Don't I tell you? There's the foine lady on the sate beyant. Would she be after
- having her fortune towld, I dunno?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>No. I do not believe in such negrominstrelsy.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Necromancy. Oh! what a mistake!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I don't know. The fates p'int that way. Onless I can tell her fate, I'll not be
- permitted to oblige yez.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Maria.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, do, Patience!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Other Girls.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Patience, do!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, do, dear—I mean, Miss Patience.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, if it will please you, I will condescend to the examination. (<em>Approaches</em>
- <span class='sc'>Tom</span>, <em>and offers her hand. He takes it. The</em> <span
- class='sc'>Girls</span> <em>crowd about him</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Faith, that's a good hand,—a foine large hand; and yez a fortune. You've gowld and
- galore. (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs. Candor</span>, <em>unperceived, at back,
- with her hat and shawl; she stands by piano</em>.) Ah! but what's this? Ah! Yis, it's the
- way of the wourld. There's a young man close by.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>trying to release her hand</em>). It's no such thing. Let me go!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's the truth I'm tellin'.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>She's a-goin' to let the cat out of the bag.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>I don't want to hear any more.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Aisy, aisy! It's the fates wills it! He loves <span class='pageno' id='Page_221'>221</span>yez, honey, and you love him; and
- what will love not do, honey? He drops from his high estate, puts on the waiter's apron,
- and follows you,—his heart all the time cryin', "Have Patience!" Owld Job, him as had the
- cutaneous irruptions, had patience, and so shall Job Seedling have Patience.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Oh, my! Our Job?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: not your Job, but my Job. I'm not ashamed to own him!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>coming forward</em>). I'm very glad to hear it. (<span class='sc'>Girls</span>
- <em>start to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Mrs. Candor!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). My aunt! Oh, here's a pickle. (<em>Hides his head.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). There'll be a nice row now!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>to</em> <span class='sc'>Patience</span>). So, young lady, contrary to all rules,
- you are carrying on a flirtation under my very nose.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). It's awful! wicked! O Patience!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Patience.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, what is a poor girl to do? Job loves me, and I love Job; and—and (<em>sobbing</em>)
- you couldn't be so wicked as to part two-wo-wo young lovers!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Job.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes; born for each other,—
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>"Two roses on one stalk!"</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>Them's us, Patience and Job.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>You, Master Job, will be wanted here no more; and as for you, Miss Patience, a word with
- you. (<em>They go</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>and talk in dumb show</em>.)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_222'>222</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Faith, I'll git the owld woman out of the way. (<em>To</em> <span class='sc'>Tom</span>.)
- Whist, come away! (<em>Takes hold of him, and shakes him.</em>) The misthress will be the
- death of yez. Coome!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>aside</em>). Away wid yez!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Away wid yerself, or there'll be throuble whin the misthress claps her eye onto yez.
- Coome, coome! (<em>Pulling her.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, Patience, I think it best you should close your connection with the school at once.
- (<em>Turns to</em> <span class='sc'>Tom</span>.) But who is this?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>If yez plaise, she's a cousin of mine from County Cob-Cob—something; and, if yez plaise,
- she's a fortune-teller.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Af yez plaise, would I tell yez fate, misthress?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: let me tell yours. Boys that deceive their elders will never come to good.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>jumps up, and throws off cloak and bonnet</em>). Discovered!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). It's Tom! Oh, it's Tom!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>Well, I niver! 'Pon my sowl! I dhouted the accint of his muther-tongue. County Cob-Cob!
- Oh, yez a gay desaver!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>It was the gruel, aunt. It flew to my head.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, you scamp! Pack up your bag, and off to school at once: you have made a fine
- disturbance here.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>I meant no harm, aunt. I was anxious to come home to taste your mince-pies; eh, Bridget?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bridget.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's a greedy epicae yez are, anyhow.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_223'>223</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your tongue and pickles. You wouldn't give me time to explain, and I was so homesick! Let
- me stay my time out.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girls</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in chorus</em>). Oh, do, Mrs. Candor, do!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: back you go. You've given me a fright, made me travel a mile to the doctor's, and set
- my school in commotion. No, sir; back you go. I'll have no thorns among my roses.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ah! but I removed the thorns, aunt. I think I'll get back, though. 'Twill be such an item
- for the papers!—"Romantic episode at Rosebush Institute."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Mrs. Candor.</em></dt>
- <dd>Would you ruin me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tom.</em></dt>
- <dd>Then don't send me away hungry. Stuff me with mince-pies, so that I can't utter a word,
- and the world shall never know how a homesick youth proved that love, in the halls of
- learning, is but a Thorn among the Roses.
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><em>Curtain.</em></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_227'>227</span>
- <h2 class='c005'>A CHRISTMAS CAROL.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div>[Arranged as an entertainment from Dickens's Christmas Story.]</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>CHARACTERS.</h3>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c003'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Ebenezer Scrooge.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Jacob Marley</span>, the shadow.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Fred</span>, Scrooge's nephew.</div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Bob Cratchit.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Tiny Tim.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Boy.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>The Ghost of Christmas Past.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>The Ghost of Christmas Present.</span></div>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>The Ghost of Christmas To Come.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<h3 class='c014'>COSTUMES.</h3>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='sc'>Scrooge.</span> Rusty suit of black; gray wig.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Marley.</span> Blue coat with brass buttons; breeches; top-boots
-with tassels; chain about his waist, with padlocks and keys
-fastened upon it; at the end, a cash-box; very white face; white
-wig, with hair standing up.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Fred.</span> Handsome modern costume; light overcoat; red scarf
-tied loosely about his neck; gloves; hat.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Bob Cratchit.</span> Rusty blue coat; shabby pants; iron-gray wig;
-large white comforter about his neck.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Tiny Tim.</span> Roundabout jacket; comforter about his neck; crutch;
-cap.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_228'>228</span><span class='sc'>Boy.</span> Jacket; large cap; very red nose; large mittens; comforter
-about his neck.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Christmas Past.</span> A little girl; short white spangled dress; white
-stockings; shoes; a wig of long white hair.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Christmas Present.</span> Purple robe reaching to the floor, trimmed
-with fur; long, brown, curly hair; full brown beard; on his
-head "a holly-wreath, set here and there with shining icicles;"
-a belt around his waist, to which is attached a scabbard.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Christmas to Come.</span> Long black robe, with hood entirely concealing
-his features.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'>These costumes can be altered or improved by reference to
-Fields, Osgood, &amp; Co.'s illustrated Christmas Carol.</p>
-
-<p class='c010'><span class='sc'>Arrangement.</span> This entertainment is arranged for a stage eighteen
-feet wide by fourteen feet deep. A curtain, to draw up,
-is required between the audience and the performers. Half
-way up the stage, another curtain, to separate in the centre,
-and draw aside; the front curtain should be green, the back
-dark fabric. The front of the stage represents Scrooge's office,
-where the dream (in this version) occurs. The back is used for
-the pictures. For home representation, the same arrangement
-can be easily carried out. The performer is directed as though
-standing upon the stage, facing audience.</p>
-
-<div>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_229'>229</span>
- <h3 class='c001'>STAVE I.</h3>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='sc'>Scene.</span>—<span class='sc'>Scrooge's</span> <em>office</em>. <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>a low desk, at which sits</em>
-<span class='sc'>Scrooge</span>, <em>in a large arm-chair</em>. <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>a high desk,
-with a tall stool; candle burning upon the desk</em>. <span class='fss'>C.</span>,
-<em>a low stool</em>. <span class='sc'>Bob</span> <em>standing by the desk with a poker
-in his hand; one foot advanced, as though creeping
-off</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>looking at</em> <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span> <em>with an anxious expression</em>.</p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1 c002'>
- <dt><em>Scrooge</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>looking round</em>). Here, you! don't you do it; don't you do it! Haven't I told
- you, that, if you venture to waste my coals, 'twill be necessary for us to part? Haven't
- I?
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<span class='sc'>Bob</span> <em>drops the poker, gets upon stool, and tries to</em></div>
- <div><em>warm his hands at the candle</em>.)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>). A merry Christmas, uncle! Ha, ha, ha!
- (<em>Enters</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>) A merry Christmas! God save you!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Bah! humbug!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Christmas a humbug, uncle? You don't mean <em>that</em>, I'm sure.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>I do. Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas-time to <em>you</em> but a time for
- paying bills without money,—a time for finding yourself a year older, and not an hour
- richer? Bah! If I had my will, every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his
- lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and burned with a stake of holly through his
- heart, he should.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_230'>230</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Uncle!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nephew, keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Keep it! But you don't keep it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let me leave it alone, then. Much good may it do you! Much good it has ever <em>done</em>
- you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>There are many good things, from which I might have derived good, by which I have not
- profited, I dare say Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of
- Christmas-time when it has come round, apart from the veneration due to its sacred origin
- (if any thing belonging to it can be apart from that), as a good time,—a kind, forgiving,
- charitable, pleasant time,—the only time I know of in the long calendar of the year when
- men and women seem, by one consent, to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of
- people below them as if they really were fellow-travellers to the grave, and not another
- race of creatures, bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put
- a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and
- <em>will</em> do me good; and I say, God bless it! (<span class='sc'>Bob</span> <em>claps
- his hands heartily</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let me hear another sound from you, and you'll keep your Christmas by losing your
- situation. (<em>To</em> <span class='sc'>Fred</span>.) You're quite a powerful speaker,
- sir. I wonder you don't go into Parliament.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Don't be angry, uncle. Come, dine with us to-morrow.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>I'll see you—(<span class='sc'>Bob</span> <em>sneezes violently</em>.) What's the matter
- with <em>you</em>?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_231'>231</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Come, uncle; say "Yes."
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>No.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>But why? why?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why did you get married?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Because I fell in love.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Because you fell in love! (<em>Suddenly turns to his desk.</em>) Good afternoon.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nay, uncle, you never came to see me before that happened. Why give it as a reason for
- not coming now?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good afternoon.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>I want nothing from you: I ask nothing from you. Why cannot we be friends?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good afternoon.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. But I have made the trial, in
- homage to Christmas; and I'll keep my Christmas humor to the last. So a merry Christmas,
- uncle!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good afternoon.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>And a happy new year!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Good afternoon.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turns to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>) Bob Cratchit, a merry Christmas!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>shakes</em> <span class='sc'>Fred's</span> <em>hand</em>). A merry Christmas, sir.
- God bless it!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, God bless it! and a happy new year.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob.</em></dt>
- <dd>And a happy new year, sir; God bless that too!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, ay, Bob; God bless that too.
-<div class='c013'>[<em>Exit</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Here, you!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>jumping off stool</em>). Yes, sir.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_232'>232</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd><em>You'll</em> want all day to-morrow, I suppose?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob.</em></dt>
- <dd>If quite convenient, sir.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's not convenient, and it's not fair. If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you'd think
- yourself mightily ill-used, I'll be bound.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob.</em></dt>
- <dd>Yes, sir.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>And yet you don't think me ill-used, when I pay a day's wages for no work.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's only once a year, sir.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth day of December. Well, you
- can't have it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob.</em></dt>
- <dd>But, sir—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>You can't have it. I shall expect you here earlier to-morrow.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob.</em></dt>
- <dd>But, sir—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>No more. Go! (<span class='sc'>Bob</span>, <em>with a very rueful face, puts on his hat,
- looks at</em> <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span>, <em>and goes slowly out</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>turns his chair round to face</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>) There's another
- fellow, my clerk, with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about a
- "merry Christmas!" I'll retire to Bedlam. I don't make merry myself at Christmas, and I
- can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the prisons and the workhouses.
- They cost enough, and those who are badly off can go there. Merry Christmas! Pooh! bah!
- humbug, humbug! (<em>Bell rings</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>bell rings</em>
- <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>and then</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em>
- <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>together</em>.) Mercy! what's that? (<em>Music, piano,
- slow and solemn. Enter</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Marley</span>,
- <em>dragging his chain, moving slow. Stops</em> <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>looking
- at</em> <span class='pageno' id='Page_233'>233</span><span class='sc'>Scrooge</span>; <em>a bandage of white cloth, passing
- under his jaws, tied on top of his head</em>.) How now? What do you want with me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>Much.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Who are you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ask me who I <em>was</em>.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Who <em>were</em> you, then?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Can—can you sit down?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>I can.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Do it, then. (<span class='sc'>Marley</span> <em>sits on stool</em>, <span
- class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>facing</em> <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>You don't believe in me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>I don't.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>What evidence would you have of my reality, beyond that of your senses?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>I don't know.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why do you doubt your senses?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Because a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats.
- You may be an undigested blot of beef, a bit of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of
- an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than grave about you, whatever you are. (<span
- class='sc'>Marley</span> <em>takes the bandage from his head; his jaw drops</em>.) Mercy!
- Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me? Why do spirits walk the earth? and why do
- they come to me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>It is required of every man, that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his
- fellow-men, and travel far and wide; and, if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is
- condemned to do so after death. My <span class='pageno' id='Page_234'>234</span>spirit never walked beyond the
- counting-house. Mark me! in life my spirit never moved beyond the narrow limits of our
- money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Seven years dead, and travelling all the time! You travel fast.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>On the wings of the wind.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>You might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>Oh, blind man! blind man! not to know that ages of incessant labor by immortal creatures
- for this earth, must pass into eternity before the good of which it is susceptible is all
- developed; not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life's
- opportunities misused. Yet I was like this man. I once was like this man.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>But you were always a good man of business, Jacob.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>Business! Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business. Charity, mercy,
- forbearance, benevolence, were all my business. Hear me; my time is nearly gone.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>I will; but don't be hard upon me. Don't be flowery, Jacob, pray.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am here to-night, to warn you that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate;
- a chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>You were always a good friend to me. Thank'ee.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rising</em>). You will be haunted by three spirits.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_235'>235</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob? I—I think I'd rather not.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Marley.</em></dt>
- <dd>Without their visits you cannot hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first to-night,
- when the bell tolls one. Expect the second to-morrow night at the same hour; the third
- upon the next night, when the last stroke of twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me
- no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed between us.
- (<em>Music as before.</em> <span class='sc'>Marley</span> <em>walks backward to</em>
- <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>followed by</em> <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span>,
- <em>with the same slow step</em>. <span class='sc'>Marley</span> <em>goes off</em> <span
- class='fss'>R.</span> <em>As</em> <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span> <em>reaches the</em>
- <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>bell tolls one: he turns. At the same moment, the</em>
- <span class='sc'>Spirit of Christmas Past</span> <em>appears</em>, <span
- class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>entering at the opening in back curtain</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Who and what are you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Long past?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>No: your past. The things that you will see with me are shadows of the things that have
- been. They will have no consciousness of us.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>What business brought you here?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Your welfare. Look! (<em>Steps</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <span
- class='sc'>Scrooge</span> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>Music. The back curtains are
- drawn, showing a boy sitting at a desk</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with an
- open book before him</em>.)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>It is myself. (<em>A man dressed as</em> <span class='sc'>Ali Baba</span>, <em>with an
- axe across his shoulder, passes slowly and noiselessly across stage back of desk</em>,
- <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>to</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>) <span class='pageno' id='Page_236'>236</span>Why, it's
- Ali Baba! It's dear, old, honest Ali Baba. Yes, yes; I know. One day, Christmas-time,
- when yonder solitary child was left here all alone, he <em>did</em> come here the first
- time, just like that poor boy. (<span class='sc'>Robinson Crusoe</span>, <em>with a
- parrot perched upon his finger, crosses from</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>to</em>
- <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>For costumes, the performers can consult the
- picture-books.</em>) There's Robinson. There's the parrot,—green body and yellow tail,
- with a thing like a lettuce growing out of the top of his head; there he is. Poor Robin
- Crusoe, he called him, when he came home after sailing round the island. "Poor Robin
- Crusoe! Where have you been, Robin Crusoe?" Ah! poor boy, poor boy! (<em>Curtain
- closes.</em>) I wish (<em>puts his hand in his pocket</em>)—but it's too late now.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>What is the matter?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nothing, nothing. There was a boy singing a Christmas carol at my door last night. I
- should like to have given him something. That's all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Let us see another Christmas.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Curtains are drawn, disclosing</em> "<span class='sc'>Fezziwig's</span>
- <em>Dance</em>." <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>sits an old lady in cap and spectacles,
- her hands raised in admiration</em>; <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>is</em> <span
- class='sc'>Fezziwig</span>, <em>in the act of "cutting." He is a large man; white
- stockings, knee-breeches, shoes with buckles, long white waistcoat, brown coat, large
- white cravat, and wig. He stands upon his toes, with feet crossed, his countenance
- radiant with enjoyment. Opposite him</em>, <span class='sc'>Mrs. F.</span>, <em>as though
- dancing, one hand on her waist, the other above her head; bright petticoat, dress tucked
- up, cap, and gray wig.</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>and</em> <span
- class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of this couple, three young women and three young men; costumes
- same as</em> <span class='sc'>Mr.</span> <em>and</em> <span class='sc'>Mrs.
- Fezziwig</span>, <em>with the exception of the wig. They stand leaning forward, with
- their hands together, as though applauding. In front of</em> <span
- class='sc'>Fezziwig</span>, <em>a little boy, imitating</em> <span
- class='sc'>Fezziwig</span>. <em>Behind all, a musician, standing in a chair, in the act
- of fiddling; music (violin), "Sir Roger de Coverley." The characters should be all ready,
- and take their places, instantly the curtain falls on the previous picture, as the time
- is very short.</em>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_237'>237</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, it's Fezziwig,—bless his old heart!—my master Fezziwig alive again; and there's Dick
- Wilkins, to be sure. He was very much attached to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Dear, dear!
- those were happy times. How grateful we were! (<em>Curtains close on picture.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>A small matter, to make these silly people so full of gratitude.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Small?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Why, is it not? He has spent but a few pounds of your mortal money,—three or four,
- perhaps. Is that so much, that he deserves this praise?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>It isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to make his people happy or unhappy,—to make
- their service light or burdensome, a pleasure or a toil. The happiness he gives is quite
- as great as though it cost a fortune.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>What is the matter?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Nothing particular.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_238'>238</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Something, I think.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, no. I should like to be able to say a word or two to my clerk just now: that's all.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>My time grows short. Quick!
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Curtains are drawn, disclosing a young girl sitting upon a lounge. Beside her a
- young man stands, with his arms folded. She is looking away, he looking down at her.
- Costumes same as in</em> "<span class='sc'>Fezziwig's</span> <em>Dance.</em>")
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Again myself.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Listen.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>The characters in the picture speak, with soft music while they are speaking.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girl.</em></dt>
- <dd>It matters little—to you, very little. Another idol has displaced me; and if it can cheer
- and comfort you in time to come, as I would have tried to do, I have no just cause to
- grieve.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Youth.</em></dt>
- <dd>What idol has displaced you?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girl.</em></dt>
- <dd>A golden one. You fear the world too much. I have seen your noble aspirations fall off,
- one by one, until the master passion—gain—engrosses you; have I not?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Youth.</em></dt>
- <dd>What then? Even if I have grown so much wiser, what then? I am not changed towards you.
- Have I ever sought release from our engagement?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girl.</em></dt>
- <dd>In words, no. Never.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Youth.</em></dt>
- <dd>In what, then?
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_239'>239</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Girl.</em></dt>
- <dd>In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another atmosphere of life, another hope as
- its great end. If you were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe that you
- would choose a dowerless girl? or, choosing her, do I not know that your repentance and
- regret would surely follow? I do; and I release you, with a full heart, for the love of
- him you once were.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Spirit, remove me from this place.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>I told you these were shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are,
- do not blame me.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Away, I say! I cannot bear it. Leave me. Away, away! Haunt me no longer! (<em>Falls into
- chair</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>and covers his face with his hands. The</em>
- <span class='sc'>Spirit</span> <em>stands at the side of his chair, pointing at the
- picture. The front curtain slowly descends.</em>)
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<div>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_240'>240</span>
- <h3 class='c001'>STAVE TWO.</h3>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'><em>Lively music. Curtain rises, showing</em> <span class='sc'>Scrooge's</span> <em>office,
-as before</em>. <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span> <em>sitting in chair, looking at
-back stage, the curtains of which are drawn, disclosing
-the</em> <span class='sc'>Ghost of Christmas Present</span>, <em>who sits upon
-a seat covered with red, his right arm leaning upon a
-barrel. In his lap is a bowl of steaming punch; in
-his left hand, a torch [red fire, such as is used in
-tableaux, placed in a hollow at the end of a stick,
-will produce the desired effect]; round him are strewn
-articles, such as are given for presents. After a few
-seconds</em>, <span class='sc'>Christmas Present</span> <em>rises, and comes forward.
-The curtains close.</em></p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1 c002'>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Look up, look up, and know me better, man. I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon
- me. (<span class='sc'>Scrooge</span> <em>slowly rises, and moves round him, looking
- closely at him. Music continues. This is to give an opportunity to set the stage for the
- next picture.</em>) You have never seen the like of me before?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Never.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Have never walked forth with the younger members of my family; meaning (for I am very
- young) my elders born in these later years?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>I don't think I have. I'm afraid I have not. Have you had many brothers, Spirit?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>More than eighteen hundred.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>A tremendous family to provide for. Spirit, show me what you will. Last night I learnt
- a <span class='pageno' id='Page_241'>241</span>lesson which is working now. To-night, if you have aught to teach me, let me
- profit by it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Look well upon the pictures I disclose.
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- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>[<span class='sc'>Spirit</span> <em>retires</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span>, <span class='fss'>L.</span></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Curtains open, disclosing</em> "<span class='sc'>Bob Cratchit's</span>
- <em>Christmas</em>." <em>Table</em>, <span class='fss'>C.</span>, <em>covered with white
- cloth; plates</em>. <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>of table sits</em> <span
- class='sc'>Martha</span>, <em>a young lady about eighteen; brown dress, white collar and
- cuffs; hair neatly arranged. Beside her, a boy of ten; jacket, with an enormous dickey
- and black cravat; his hands raised and clasped.</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>of
- table, a boy, with a large ruffled collar; his fork in his mouth. Next him, a girl of
- eight, with her spoon thrust into her mouth. At the farther corner of table</em>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>sits</em> <span class='sc'>Bob Cratchit</span>, <em>with</em>
- <span class='sc'>Tiny Tim</span> <em>sitting upon his knee</em>. <span class='sc'>Mrs.
- Cratchit</span>, <em>dressed in plaid, stands at back of table, holding in both hands a
- plate bearing a plum-pudding, rather small, with a bunch of holly stuck in the top of it,
- and alcohol blazing around it. All eyes are fixed upon the pudding. Expression upon the
- faces joyful and expectant. Music lively.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's my clerk, Bob Cratchit.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, Bob Cratchit, who pockets on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his Christian name; and
- yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blesses his four-roomed house with the sprinklings of
- his torch.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob Cratchit</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>raising a cup</em>). A merry Christmas to us all, my dears! God bless us!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>All</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>in picture</em>). God bless us!
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_242'>242</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Tiny Tim.</em></dt>
- <dd>God bless us, every one! (<em>Curtain closes.</em>)
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Spirit, tell me if Tiny Tim will live.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>I see a vacant seat in the poor chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully
- preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, the child will die.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, no! Oh, no, kind Spirit; say he will be spared.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, none other of my race will find him
- here. What then? If he be like to die, he had better do it, and decrease the surplus
- population.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>My very words, when I was asked to give a trifle for the poor!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Man,—if man you be in heart, not adamant,—forbear that wretched cant until you have
- discovered what the surplus is, and where it is. Will you decide what men shall live,
- what men shall die? It may be, that, in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless, and
- less fit to live, than this poor man's child.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>He must live! he must live! Poor Bob! poor Bob!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Come; look upon another picture.
- </dd>
- <dt>&nbsp;</dt>
- <dd>(<em>Music lively. Curtain rises upon picture of "Blind Man's Buff at</em> <span
- class='sc'>Nephew Fred's</span>." <em>Characters in full evening costume,—gentlemen,
- white vests and white ties, black clothes; ladies, rich and tasty. In the</em> <span
- class='fss'>C.</span> <em>stands a gentleman, blindfolded, leaning forward, groping with
- his hands, the right hand just touching a young lady, who is half turned from him, but
- who is looking back with a smile upon her face. Beside her stands a gentleman with his
- finger upon his lip. Behind the blindfolded gentleman</em>, <span class='sc'>Nephew
- Fred</span>, <em>with his head thrown back, his mouth open, as though laughing. On
- the</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>a young lady, leaning forward, with her fan to
- her lips; next her, a gentleman, holding the blindfolded gentleman by the coat-tail, his
- other hand upon his side, his head thrown back, and mouth open, as though laughing. A boy
- in front of the party, on his knees, with finger pointing up to the blindfolded
- gentleman.</em>)
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_243'>243</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Fred's house!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Spirit.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, your nephew, making merry. If you listen, you will hear him say of his Uncle Scrooge,
- "He may rail at Christmas till he dies; but he can't help thinking better of it—I defy
- him—if he finds me going there in good temper, year after year, and saying, 'Uncle
- Scrooge, how are you?'"
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>And I refused his invitation,—I refused it! I couldn't do it again, if I had the chance.
- O Fred, Fred! A merry Christmas, and God bless you!
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>(<em>Front curtain descends quickly.</em>)</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<div>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_244'>244</span>
- <h3 class='c001'>STAVE THREE.</h3>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='sc'>Scrooge's</span> <em>office, as before. Back curtains drawn.
-The</em> <span class='sc'>Ghost of Christmas Future</span> <em>standing</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>pointing
-down</em>; <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span> <em>beside him</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span> <em>Mournful music.</em></p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1 c002'>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, Ghost of the Future, I fear you more than any spectre I
- have seen; but as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be
- another man from what I was, I have borne you company, and did it with a thankful heart.
- Spectre, something informs me that our parting moment is at hand. I know it, but I know
- not how. Tell me who that man was with the covered face, whom we saw lying dead, of whom
- the merchants in the street spoke so carelessly, at whom the vultures of the dead sneered
- and jested. (<em>The</em> <span class='sc'>Spirit</span> <em>raises his hand, then points
- behind him</em>.) Before I draw near to that stone to which you point, answer me one
- question. Are these the shadows of the things that will be? or are they shadows of things
- that <em>may</em> be, only? (<em>The</em> <span class='sc'>Spirit</span> <em>points as
- before</em>.) Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in,
- they must lead; but, if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is
- thus with what you show me. (<em>The</em> <span class='sc'>Spirit</span> <em>moves
- to</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>turns, and points to back, where a gravestone
- leans against the wall, lettered</em> "<span class='sc'>Ebenezer Scrooge</span>." <em>The
- position of the</em> <span class='sc'>Spirit</span> <em>should hide it till this</em>.
- <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span> <em>staggers back till he reaches chair</em>, <span
- class='fss'>L.</span>) Am I that man who lay upon the bed? No, Spirit! Oh, no, no!
- Spirit, hear me! <span class='pageno' id='Page_245'>245</span>I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been
- but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope? Assure me that I yet
- may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life. (<em>The</em> <span
- class='sc'>Spirit</span> <em>slowly lets his hand drop by his side</em>.) I will honor
- Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the past, the
- present, and the future. The spirits of all these shall strive within me. I will not shut
- out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!
- (<em>Sinks into chair. The curtains slowly close. Bells outside ringing a merry peal.
- Music lively.</em> <span class='sc'>Scrooge</span> <em>starts from his chair</em>.)
- What's this, my own office! (<em>Runs across stage.</em>) Hallo! what's to-day?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boy</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>). Eh?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>What's to-day, my fine fellow?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boy</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>). To-day? Why, Christmas Day.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>dancing about</em>). It's Christmas Day. I haven't missed it. Hallo, my fine fellow!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boy</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>entering</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>). Hallo!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Do you know the poulterer's, in the next street but one, at the corner?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boy.</em></dt>
- <dd>I should hope I did.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>An intelligent boy; a remarkable boy! Do you know whether they've sold the prize turkey
- that was hanging up there? Not the little prize turkey, the big one.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boy.</em></dt>
- <dd>What! the one as big as me?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>rubbing his hands</em>). Ha, ha, ha! What a delightful boy! It's a pleasure to talk
- to him. Yes, my buck.
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_246'>246</span></div>
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boy.</em></dt>
- <dd>It's hanging there now.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Is it? Go and buy it.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Boy</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>with finger to his nose</em>). Walk-er.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>No, no: I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell 'em to bring it here, that I may give
- them the directions. Come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with
- him in less than five minutes, and I'll give you half-a-crown. (<em>Exit boy in a
- hurry</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>) What a delightful boy! See him run! I'll send
- him to Bob Cratchit's. He sha'n't know who sent it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe
- Miller never made such a joke as sending it to Bob's will be. I forget he's to be here
- to-day. Oh, if he'd only come late! (<em>Sits at desk</em>, <span class='fss'>L.</span>)
- Here he is, sure enough! (<em>Enter</em> <span class='sc'>Bob</span>, <span
- class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>looking very dejected. Takes off his hat and comforter, and
- gets upon stool.</em>) (<em>Gruffly.</em>) Hallo! what do you mean by coming here at this
- time of day?
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob.</em></dt>
- <dd>I am very sorry, sir. I <em>am</em> behind my time.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>You are? Yes, I think you are. Step this way, if you please.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Bob</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>getting down from stool</em>). I'm very sorry—
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Are you? What do you mean by coming here at this time? Now, I'll tell you what, my man;
- I'm not going to stand this thing any longer; and therefore (<em>jumps up, and gives</em>
- <span class='sc'>Bob</span> <em>a dig in the ribs</em>) I'm about to raise your salary.
- (<span class='sc'>Bob</span> <em>runs to his desk, and gets a ruler, looking
- frightened</em>.) A merry Christmas, Bob! (<em>Slaps him in the back.</em>) A merrier
- Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year. I'll raise your
- salary, and <span class='pageno' id='Page_247'>247</span>endeavor to assist your struggling family; and we'll discuss your
- affairs to-morrow over a Christmas bowl of sparkling bishop, Bob. Home to your family,
- and have a merry Christmas, and in the morning make up the fires, and buy a second
- coal-scuttle before you dot another <em>i</em>, Bob Cratchit.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>outside</em>, <span class='fss'>R.</span>). A merry Christmas! (<em>Enters</em>,
- <span class='fss'>R.</span>) Here I am again, uncle.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge</em></dt>
- <dd>(<em>running to him, and shaking hands</em>). A merry Christmas, Fred! I'm going to dine
- with you.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>That's right, uncle. You'll find a merry company.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>You can't tell me. I know 'em all. My niece, Plumper, the fat sister. Wonderful party!
- wonderful games! wonderful unanimity! wonderful happiness!
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Fred.</em></dt>
- <dd>We'll have a merry Christmas.
- </dd>
- <dt><em>Scrooge.</em></dt>
- <dd>Ay, that we will. Henceforth <em>I</em> will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep
- it all the year. I will live in the past, the present, and the future. The spirits of all
- three shall strive within me. (<em>Sinks to his knees.</em>) God bless us all!
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<table class='table7' summary=''>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='18%' />
-<col width='81%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><em>Fred</em></td>
- <td class='blt c016'>(<em>sink to their knees</em>). God bless us all!</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c016'><em>Bob</em></td>
- <td class='blt c016'>&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p class='c010'>(<em>Music: curtains at back are drawn, disclosing "A
-Christmas Picture." In the centre, the</em> <span class='sc'>Ghost of
-Christmas Present</span>, <em>seated as before, with his torch
-raised, red fire blazing in it. At his</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>the blindfolded
-gentleman, in the same position as before, with
-the lady getting away from him; on his</em> <span class='fss'>L.</span>, <em>the lady
-with the fan</em>; <span class='fss'>R.</span> <em>of</em> <span class='sc'>Christmas Present</span>, <span class='sc'>Mrs.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_248'>248</span>Cratchit</span>, <em>with the pudding in her hands</em>; <span class='sc'>Martha</span>
-<em>at her</em> <span class='fss'>R.</span>, <em>with</em> <span class='sc'>Tiny Tim</span> <em>in her arms. Two of the
-children opposite them, looking at the pudding.</em> <span class='sc'>Tiny
-Tim</span> <em>speaks, when curtain is fairly drawn, "God
-bless us every one!" "The Christmas Carol" [see
-p. <a href='#Page_64'>64</a>] is then sung by an invisible chorus; and
-the front curtain falls upon the whole picture.</em>)</p>
-
-<div class='tnotes'>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 class='c005'>TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES</h2>
-</div>
- <ol class='ol_1 c002'>
- <li>Changed "Mrs. Trueworth" to "Mrs. T." on p. <a href='#Trueworth'>42</a> to be consistent with
- other entries of the same character.
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- <li>Changed "Mrs. Hartshorn" to "Mrs. H." on p. <a href='#Hartshorn'>109</a> to be consistent with
- other entries of the same character.
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- <li>Corrected "Col." to "Rowell" on p. <a href='#Col'>68</a>.
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- </li>
- <li>Corrected "Jenks" to "Hosea" on p. <a href='#Jenks'>71</a>.
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- </li>
- <li>Corrected "Mr. G." to "Mrs. G." on p. <a href='#Mr'>99</a>.
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- </li>
- <li>Silently corrected simple spelling, grammar, and typographical errors.
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- </li>
- <li>Retained anachronistic and non-standard spellings as printed.
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- </li>
- </ol>
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