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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 26,
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- THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.
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- NUMBER 26. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1840. VOLUME I.
-
-[Illustration: THE CASTLE OF TERMON MAGRATH, COUNTY OF DONEGAL.]
-
-In a recent number of our journal we called the attention of our readers
-to the little-appreciated beauties of Lough Erne; and we now present
-them with another vista of that delightful locality in connection with
-the Castle of Termon Magrath, or Termon, as it is more usually called,
-which is situated at its northern extremity, in the county of Donegal.
-Considered as a sheet of water, the lower lake appears from this side to
-the greatest advantage; but its distant shores are but little improved by
-plantations, and consequently look comparatively bleak and barren. In the
-immediate vicinity of our subject, however, the scenery is of the rich
-character for which Lough Erne is so remarkable, the shores of the lake
-being fringed with the plantations of the glebe of Templecarn and those
-of Waterfoot, the beautiful seat of Colonel Barton.
-
-The Castle of Termon is situated in the parish of Templecarn, about half
-a mile to the west of the pleasant and improving little town of Pettigoe,
-which, if it had a comfortable inn, would be a good station for pleasure
-tourists wishing to enjoy the scenery of the lower Lough Erne and that of
-Lough Derg, with its celebrated purgatory of St Patrick.
-
-The foundation of this castle, according to popular tradition, is
-ascribed to the celebrated Malmurry, or, as he was usually called, Myler
-Magrath, the first Protestant Bishop of Clogher; and there is every
-reason to believe this tradition correct. The lands on which the castle
-is situated anciently constituted the Termon of St Daveog of Lough Derg,
-of which the Magraths were hereditarily the termoners or churchwardens;
-and of this family Myler Magrath was the head; so that these lands
-properly belonged to him anteriorly to any grant of them derived through
-his bishopric. He was originally a Franciscan friar, and being a man of
-distinguished abilities, was advanced by Pope Pius V. to the see of Down;
-but having afterwards embraced Protestantism, he was placed in the see of
-Clogher by letter of Queen Elizabeth, dated 18th May 1570, and by grant
-dated the 18th September, in the same year. He remained, however, but a
-short time in this see, in which he received but little or nothing of the
-revenues, and in which he was probably surrounded by enemies even among
-his own kindred, and was translated to the archbishopric of Cashel on
-the 3d of February, in the year following. He died at Cashel at the age
-of one hundred, in the year 1622, and was interred in the choir of that
-ancient cathedral, where a splendid monument to his memory still exists,
-with a Latin inscription penned by himself, of which the following quaint
-translation is given in Harris’s Ware:--
-
- Patrick, the glory of our isle and gown,
- First sat a bishop in the see of Down.
- I wish that I, succeeding him in place
- As bishop, had an equal share of grace.
- I served thee, England, fifty years in jars,
- And pleased thy princes in the midst of wars;
- Here where I’m placed I’m not; and thus the case is,
- I’m not in both, yet am in both the places. 1621.
- He that judgeth me is the Lord.--1 Cor. iv.
- Let him who stands take care lest he fall.
-
-Harris remarks, that the Roman Catholics of his diocese have a tradition
-that he returned to his original faith previously to his death, and that
-though it was pretended that he was buried in his own cathedral, yet
-he had given private orders for burying his body elsewhere, to which
-circumstance, as they say, the two last lines of his epitaph allude.
-“But,” says Harris, “although he was no good man, and had impoverished
-his see by stripping it of much of its ancient estate, yet I do not
-find any room to call his sincerity as to his religious profession
-in question, living or dying. These lines rather seem to hint at the
-separate existence of the soul and body.” But however this may be, there
-is another tradition relative to him less doubtful, inasmuch as it is
-common to the peasantry of different creeds, namely, that he was the
-handsomest man in Ireland in his day!
-
-The Castle of Termon, like most edifices of the kind erected in the
-sixteenth century, consisted of a strong keep with circular towers at two
-of its angles, and encompassed by outworks. It was battered by Ireton
-from the neighbouring hill in the parliamentary wars; but its ruins are
-considerable, and by their picturesqueness add interest to the northern
-shore of the lower Lough Erne.
-
- P.
-
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-
-THE IRISH MIDWIFE.
-
-BY WILLIAM CARLETON.
-
-
-Introductory.
-
-Of the many remarkable characters that have been formed by the spirit and
-habits of Irish feeling among the peasantry, there is not one so clear,
-distinct, and well traced, as that of the Midwife. We could mention
-several that are certainly marked with great precision, and that stand
-out in fine relief to the eye of the spectator, but none at all, who
-in richness of colouring, in boldness of outline, or in firmness and
-force, can for a moment be compared with the Midwife. The Fiddler for
-instance lives a life sufficiently graphic and distinct; so does the
-Dancing-master, and so also does the Matchmaker, but with some abatement
-of colouring. As for the Cosherer, the Shanahie, the Keener, and the
-Foster-nurse, although all mellow toned, and well individualized by the
-strong power of hereditary usage, yet do they stand dim and shadowy, when
-placed face to face with this great exponent of national temperament.
-
-It is almost impossible to conceive a character of greater
-self-importance than an Irish Midwife, or who exhibits in her whole
-bearing a more complacent consciousness of her own privileges. The
-Fiddler might be dispensed with, and the Dancing-master might follow him
-off the stage; the Cosherer, Shanahie, Keener, might all disappear, and
-the general business of life still go on as before. But not so with her
-whom we are describing; and this conviction is the very basis of her
-power, the secret source from which she draws the confidence that bears
-down every rival claim upon the affections of the people.
-
-Before we introduce Rose Moan to our kind readers, we shall briefly
-relate a few points of character peculiar to the Irish Midwife, because
-they are probably not in general known to a very numerous class of our
-readers. This is a matter which we are the more anxious to do, because
-it is undeniable that an acquaintance with many of the old legendary
-powers with which she was supposed to be invested, is fast fading out of
-the public memory; and unless put into timely record, it is to be feared
-that in the course of one or two generations more, they may altogether
-disappear and be forgotten.
-
-One of the least known of the secrets which old traditionary lore
-affirmed to have been in possession of the Midwife, was the knowledge of
-how beer might be brewed from heather. The Irish people believe that the
-Danes understood and practised this valuable process, and will assure
-you that the liquor prepared from materials so cheap and abundant was
-superior in strength and flavour to any ever produced from malt. Nay,
-they will tell you how it conferred such bodily strength and courage upon
-those who drank it, that it was to the influence and virtue of this alone
-that the Danes held such a protracted sway, and won so many victories
-in Ireland. It was a secret, however, too valuable to be disclosed,
-especially to enemies, who would lose no time in turning the important
-consequences of it against the Danes themselves. The consequence was,
-that from the day the first Dane set foot upon the soil of Ireland, until
-that upon which they bade it adieu for ever, no Irishman was ever able to
-get possession of it. It came to be known, however, and the knowledge of
-it is said to be still in the country, but must remain unavailable until
-the fulfilment of a certain prophecy connected with the liberation of
-Ireland shall take away the obligation of a most solemn oath, which bound
-the original recipient of the secret to this conditional silence. The
-circumstances are said to have been these:--
-
-On the evening previous to the final embarkation of the Danes for their
-own country, the wife of their prince was seized with the pains of
-childbirth, and there being no midwife among themselves, an Irish one
-was brought, who, as the enmity between the nations was both strong and
-bitter, resolutely withheld her services, unless upon the condition of
-being made acquainted with this invaluable process. The crisis it seems
-being a very trying one, the condition was complied with; but the midwife
-was solemnly sworn never to communicate it to any but a woman, and never
-to put it in practice until Ireland should be free, and any two of its
-provinces at peace with each other. The midwife, thinking very naturally
-that there remained no obstacle to the accomplishment of these conditions
-but the presence of the Danes themselves, and seeing that they were on
-the eve of leaving the country for ever, imagined herself perfectly safe
-in entering into the obligation; but it so happened, says the tradition,
-that although the knowledge of the secret is among the Irish midwives
-still, yet it never could be applied, and never will, until Ireland shall
-be in the state required by the terms of her oath. So runs the tradition.
-
-There is, however, one species of power with which some of the old
-midwives were said to be gifted, so exquisitely ludicrous, and yet at the
-same time so firmly fixed in the belief of many among the people, that
-we cannot do justice to the character without mentioning so strange an
-acquisition. It is this, that where a husband happens to be cruel to his
-wife, or suspects her unjustly, the Midwife is able, by some mysterious
-charm, to inflict upon him and remove from the wife the sufferings
-annexed to her confinement, as the penalty mentioned by holy writ which
-is to follow the sex in consequence of the transgression of our mother
-Eve. Some of our readers may perhaps imagine this to be incredible, but
-we assure them that it is strictly true. Such a superstition did prevail
-in Ireland among the humbler classes, and still does, to an extent which
-would surprise any one not as well acquainted with old Irish usages and
-superstitions as we happen to be. The manner in which the Midwife got
-possession of this power is as follows:--It sometimes happened that
-the “good people,” or _Dhoine Shee_--that is, the fairies--were put
-to the necessity of having recourse to the aid of the Midwife. On one
-of those occasions it seems, the good woman discharged her duties so
-successfully, that the fairy matron, in requital for her services and
-promptitude of attendance, communicated to her this secret, so formidable
-to all bad husbands. From the period alluded to, say the people, it
-has of course been gladly transmitted from hand to hand, and on many
-occasions resorted to with fearful but salutary effect. Within our own
-memory several instances of its application were pointed out to us, and
-the very individuals themselves, when closely interrogated, were forced
-to an assertion that was at least equivalent to an admission, “it was
-nothing but an attack of the cholic,” which by the way was little else
-than a libel upon that departed malady. Many are the tales told of cases
-in which midwives were professionally serviceable to the good people;
-but unless their assistance was repaid by the communication of some
-secret piece of knowledge, it was better to receive no payment, any other
-description of remuneration being considered unfortunate. Some of those
-stories have been well told, and with others of them we may probably
-amuse our readers upon some future occasion.
-
-From this source also was derived another most valuable quality said to
-be possessed by the Irish Midwife, but one which we should suppose the
-virtue of our fair countrywomen rendered of very infrequent application.
-This was the power of destroying jealousy between man and wife. We forget
-whether it was said to be efficacious in cases of guilt, but we should
-imagine that the contrary would rather hold good, as an Irishman is
-not exactly that description of husband who would suffer himself to be
-charmed back into the arms of a polluted wife. This was effected by the
-knowledge of a certain herb, a decoction of which the parties were to
-drink nine successive times, each time before sunrise and after sunset.
-Of course the name of the herb was kept a profound secret; but even if it
-had been known, it could have proved of little value, for the full force
-of its influence depended on a charm which the Midwife had learned among
-the fairies. Whether it was the _Anacampserotes_ of the middle ages or
-not, is difficult to say; but one thing is certain, that not only have
-midwives, but other persons of both sexes, gone about through the country
-professing to cure jealousy by the juice or decoction of a mysterious
-herb, which was known only to themselves. It is not unlikely to suppose
-that this great secret after all was nothing more than a perverted
-application of the Waters of Jealousy mentioned by Moses, and that it
-only resembled many other charms practised in this and other countries,
-which are generally founded upon certain passages of Scripture. Indeed,
-there is little doubt that the practice of attempting to cure jealousy by
-herbs existed elsewhere as well as in Ireland; and one would certainly
-imagine that Shakspeare, who left nothing connected with the human heart
-untouched, must have alluded to the very custom we are treating of, when
-he makes Iago, speaking of Othello’s jealousy, say,
-
- “Look where he comes! not poppy nor mandragora,
- Nor all the drowsy syrups of the world,
- Shall ever medicine thee to that sweet sleep
- Which thou hadst yesterday.”
-
-Here it is quite evident that the efficacy of the “syrups” spoken of
-was to be tried upon the mind only in which the Moor’s horrible malady
-existed. That Shakspeare, in the passage quoted, alluded to this singular
-custom, is, we think, at least extremely probable.
-
-We have said that the Midwife stood high as a matchmaker, and so
-unquestionably she did. No woman was better acquainted with charms of
-all kinds, especially with those that were calculated to aid or throw
-light upon the progress of love. If for instance young persons of
-either sex felt doubt as to whether their passion was returned, they
-generally consulted the Midwife, who, on hearing a statement of their
-apprehensions, appointed a day on which she promised to satisfy them.
-Accordingly, at the time agreed upon, she and the party interested
-repaired as secretly as might be, and with much mystery, to some lonely
-place, where she produced a Bible and key, both of which she held in
-a particular position--that is, the Bible suspended by a string which
-passed through the key. She then uttered with a grave and solemn face
-the following verses from the Book of Ruth, which the young person
-accompanying her was made to repeat slowly and deliberately after her:--
-
-“And Ruth said, entreat me not to leave thee or to return from following
-after thee: for whither thou goest I will go; and where thou lodgest I
-will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
-
-“Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so
-to me, and more also, if aught but death part thee and me.”
-
-If at the conclusion of these words the Bible turned, she affirmed, with
-the air of a prophetess, not only that the affection of the parties was
-mutual, but that their courtship would terminate in marriage. If, on the
-contrary, it remained stationary, the passion existed only on one side,
-and the parties were not destined for each other. Oh, credulous love! not
-to see that the venerable sybil could allow the Bible to turn or not,
-just as she may have previously ascertained from either party whether
-their attachment was reciprocal or otherwise! We dare say the above charm
-is seldom resorted to now, and of course this harmless imposition on the
-lovers will soon cease to be practised at all.
-
-The Midwife’s aid to lovers, however, did not stop here. If they wished
-to create a passion in some heart where it had not previously existed,
-she told them to get a dormouse and reduce it to powder, a pinch of
-which, if put into the drink of the person beloved, would immediately
-rivet his or her affections upon the individual by whose hands it was
-administered. Many anecdotes are told of humorous miscarriages that
-resulted from a neglect of this condition. One is especially well
-known, of a young woman who gave the potion through the hands of her
-grandmother; and the consequence was, that the bachelor immediately
-made love to the old lady instead of the young one, and eventually
-became grandfather to the latter instead of her husband. Indeed, the
-administering of philtres and the use of charms in Ireland were formerly
-very frequent, and occasionally attended by results which had not been
-anticipated. The use especially of _cantharides_, or French flies, in the
-hands of the ignorant, has often been said to induce madness, and not
-unfrequently to occasion death. It is not very long since a melancholy
-case of the latter from this very cause appeared in an Irish newspaper.
-
-The Midwife was also a great interpreter of dreams, omens, auguries, and
-signs of all possible sorts, and no youngsters who ever consulted her
-need be long at a loss for a personal view of the object of their love.
-They had only to seek in some remote glen or dell for a briar whose top
-had taken root in the ground; this they were to put under their pillow
-and sleep upon, and the certain consequence was, that the image of the
-future wife or husband would appear to them in a dream. She was also
-famous at cup-tossing; and nothing could surpass the shrewd and sapient
-expression of her face as she sat solemnly peering into the grounds
-of the tea for the imaginary forms of rings, and love-letters, and
-carriages, which were necessary to the happy purport of her divination,
-for she felt great reluctance to foretell calamity. She seldom, however,
-had recourse to card-cutting, which she looked upon as an unholy
-practice; the cards, as everyone knows, being the only book on which
-the devil says his prayers night and morning. Who has not heard of his
-_prayer-book_?
-
-We are now to consider the Midwife in the capacity of a woman not only
-brimful of medicinal knowledge, but possessed of many secrets, which the
-mere physician or apothecary could never penetrate. As a doctress, she
-possessed a very high reputation for all complaints incident to children
-and females; and where herbal skill failed, unlike the mere scientific
-man of diplomas, she could set physical causes and effects aside, and
-have recourse at once to the supernatural and miraculous.
-
-For instance, there are two complaints which she is, beyond any other
-individual, celebrated for managing--that is to say, headache, and
-another malady which is anonymous, or only known to country folk by
-what is termed “the spool or bone of the breast being down.” The first
-she cures by a very formal and serious process called “measuring the
-head.” This is done by a ribbon, which she puts round the cranium,
-repeating during the admeasurement a certain prayer or charm from
-which the operation is to derive its whole efficacy. The measuring is
-performed twice--in the first instance, to show that its sutures are
-separated by disease, or, to speak more plainly, that the bones of the
-head are absolutely opened, and that as a natural consequence the head
-must be much larger than when the patient is in a state of health. The
-circumference of the first admeasurement is marked upon a ribbon, after
-which she repeats the charm that is to remove the headache, and measures
-the cranium again, in order to show, by a comparison of the two ribbons,
-that the sutures have been closed, the charm successful, and the headache
-consequently removed. It is impossible to say how the discrepancy in the
-measurement is brought about; but be that as it may, the writer of this
-has frequently seen the operation performed in such a way as to defy
-the most scrutinising eye to detect any appearance of imposture, and he
-is convinced that in the majority of cases there is not the slightest
-imposture intended. The operator is in truth a dupe to a strong and
-delusive enthusiasm.
-
-When the Midwife raises the spool of the breast, the operation is
-conducted without any assistance from the supernatural. If a boy or
-girl diminishes in flesh, is troubled with want of rest or of appetite,
-without being afflicted with any particular disease, either acute or
-local, the Midwife puts her finger under the bone which projects over the
-pit of the stomach, and immediately feels that “the spool of the breast
-is down”--in other words, she informs the parents that the bone is bent
-inwards, and presses upon _the heart_! The raising of this precisely
-resembles the operation of cupping. She gets a penny piece, which she
-places upon the spot affected, the patient having been first laid in
-a supine posture; after this she burns a little spirits in a tumbler
-in order to exhaust the air in it; she then presses it quickly against
-the part which is under the penny piece; and in a few moments, to the
-amazement of the lookers-on, it is drawn strongly up, and remains so
-until the heart-bone is supposed to be raised in such a manner as that it
-will not return.
-
-The next charm for which she is remarkable among the people, is that
-by which a mote is taken out of the eye. The manner of doing this is
-as follows:--A white basin is got, and a jug of the purest water; the
-midwife repeatedly rinses her mouth with the water, until it returns
-as pure and clear as when she took it in. She then walks to and fro,
-repeating the words of the charm, her mouth all the time filled with the
-water. When the charm is finished, she pours the water out of her mouth
-into the clean basin, and will point out the mote, or whatever it may
-have been, floating in the water, or lying in the bottom of the vessel.
-In fact, you could scarcely mention a malady with which the Midwife of
-the old school was not prepared to grapple by the aid of a charm. The
-toothache, the cholic, measles, childbirth, all had their respective
-charms. The latter especially required one of a very pithy cast. Every
-one knows that the power of fairies in Ireland is never so strong, nor so
-earnestly put forth, as in the moment of parturition, when they strive by
-all possible means to secure the new-born infant before it is christened,
-and leave a changeling in its stead. Invaluable indeed is the midwife who
-is possessed of a charm to prevent this, and knows how to arrange all
-the ceremonies that are to be observed upon the occasion without making
-any mistake, for that would vitiate all. Many a time on such occasions
-have the ribs of the roof been made to crack, the windows rattled out,
-the door pushed with violence, and the whole house shaken as if it would
-tumble about their heads--and all by the fairies--but to no purpose: the
-charm of the midwife was a rock of defence; the necessary precautions had
-been taken, and they were ultimately forced to depart in a strong blast
-of wind, screaming and howling with rage and disappointment as they went.
-
-There were also charms for the diseases of cattle, to cure which there
-exist in Ireland some processes of very distant antiquity. We ourselves
-have seen elemental fire produced by the friction of two green boughs
-together, applied as a remedy for the black-leg and murrain. This is
-evidently of Pagan origin, and must have some remote affinity with the
-old doctrines of Baal, the ancient god of fire, whose worship was once so
-general in Ireland.
-
-Of these charms it may be said that they are all of a religious
-character, some of them evidently the production of imposture, and others
-apparently of those who seriously believed in their efficacy. There is
-one thing peculiar about them, which is, that they must be taught to
-persons of the opposite sex: a man, for instance, cannot teach a charm to
-a man, nor a woman to a woman, but he may to a woman, as a woman may to a
-man. If taught or learned in violation of this principle, they possess no
-virtue.
-
-In treating of the Irish Midwife, we cannot permit ourselves to overlook
-the superstition of the “lucky caul,” which comes so clearly within her
-province. The caul is a thin membrane, about the consistence of very fine
-silk, which covers the head of a new-born infant like a cap. It is always
-the omen of great good fortune to the infant and parents; and in Ireland,
-when any one has unexpectedly fallen into the receipt of property, or any
-other temporal good, it is customary to say “such a person was born with
-a ‘lucky caul’ on his head.”
-
-Why these are considered lucky, it would be a very difficult matter
-to ascertain. Several instances of good fortune, happening to such as
-were born with them, might by their coincidences form a basis for the
-superstition; just as the fact of three men during one severe winter
-having been found drowned, each with two shirts on, generated an opinion
-which has now become fixed and general in that parish, that it is unlucky
-to wear two shirts at once. We are not certain whether the caul is in
-general the perquisite of the Midwife--sometimes we believe it is; at all
-events, her integrity occasionally yields to the desire of possessing it.
-In many cases she conceals its existence, in order that she may secretly
-dispose of it to good advantage, which she frequently does; for it is
-considered to be the herald of good fortune to those who can get it into
-their possession. Now, let not our English neighbours smile at us for
-those things until they wash their own hands clear of such practices. At
-this day a caul will bring a good price in the most civilized city in the
-world--to wit, the good city of London--the British metropolis. Nay, to
-such lengths has the mania for cauls been carried there, that they have
-been actually advertised for in the Times newspaper.
-
-Of a winter evening, at the fireside, there can be few more amusing
-companions than a Midwife of the old school. She has the smack of old
-times and old usages about her, and tastes of that agreeable simplicity
-of manners which always betokens a harmless and inoffensive heart.
-Her language is at once easy, copious, and minute, and if a good deal
-pedantic, the pedantry is rather the traditionary phraseology and antique
-humour which descends with her profession, than the peculiar property or
-bias of her individual mind. She affects much mystery, and intimates
-that she could tell many strange stories of high life; but she is always
-too honourable to betray the confidence that has been reposed in her good
-faith and secrecy. In her dress she always consults warmth and comfort,
-and seldom or never looks to appearance. Flannel and cotton she heaps on
-herself in abundant folds, and the consequence is, that although subject
-to all the inclemency of the seasons both by night and day, she is hardly
-ever known to be sick. The cottage of the Midwife may in general be
-known by the mounting-stone which is beside her door, and which enables
-her without difficulty or loss of time to get on horseback behind the
-impatient messenger. The window of her bedroom is also remarkable for its
-opening on hinges like a door, a thing not usual in the country. This
-is to enable her to thrust forth her well-flannelled head without any
-possible delay, in order to inquire the name of the party requiring her
-aid, the length of journey before her, and such other particulars as she
-usually deems necessary. The sleep of the Midwife is almost peculiar in
-its character to herself. No person sleeps more soundly and deeply than
-she does, unless to a knock at the door or a tap at the window, to both
-of which it may be said she is ever instinctively awake. We question if a
-peal of cannon discharged at her house-side would disturb her; but give
-on the other hand the slightest possible knock or tap at either her door
-or window, and ere you could imagine she had time to awaken, the roll of
-flannel that contains her head is thrust out of the window.
-
-Having thus recited everything, so far as we could remember it, connected
-with the social antiquities of her calling, and detailed some matters not
-generally known, that may, we trust, be interesting to those who are fond
-of looking at the springs which often move rustic society, we now close
-this “Essay on Midwifery,” hoping to be able to bring the Midwife herself
-personally on the stage in our next, or at least in an early number.
-
-
-
-
-GLIMPSES IN THE MOUNTAINS.
-
-BY COUL GOPPAGH.
-
-
-What can have become of the old world I remember long long ago--almost
-twenty years ago? It is a weary look backward, and the distance hides
-it. This is not the world I was born in. I remember when the old men
-used to show me the ways they walked in, scores of years before, and the
-very corners and the footpaths through the fields. Here they met an old
-friend--there they took shelter from a storm. On this lake they skated
-all day--from that hill they saw the ships returning with victory from
-foreign war. Men walked quietly together then in silence or friendly
-talk, and did not jostle each other from the way; they went to bed and
-rose as the sun did; they followed in their fathers’ ways--read the same
-books, laughed at the same fine old jokes, and believed their posterity
-would do the same. Old men then wore grey hairs, and saw their children’s
-children, and were venerable. But they are all gone; and could they look
-out of their graves (if indeed their very graves be spared), they would
-not know the old world they used to live in.
-
-It is all changed now with us old fellows of five-and-twenty. We are
-left doting among the ruins of our youth. There is nothing left to us of
-our early days. The old crooked grassy byeways where we went to gather
-blackberries and idle away a summer day, have been gone over by the
-surveyor’s chain, and some straight cut, with prim, bare fences, has run
-it down. The little stream has been piped over, and, where it “babbled o’
-green fields,” is a noisy, muddy thoroughfare. Over the green glen where
-the hazels nourished their brown clusters, strides a cursed viaduct; the
-execrable railway has frighted the linnets from the boughs, and a bird’s
-nest shall never more be found. In the lonely bay where we used to gather
-shells, thinking ourselves in fairy land, and wondering what lay beyond
-the dim horizon, the steamboat roars and splashes. Riot and swearing and
-slang and vice of cities have usurped the quiet haunts of country calm
-and charity.
-
-It is for a coming age all these things are preparing: to us is allotted
-only the vexation and bewilderment. I have no associations to link me
-to these horrors, and I prefer the old repose to all the luxuries they
-bring. What is it to me that I can go to East or West in so many days
-sooner, or even if the sun that sets on me to-night should rise for me
-to-morrow by the Ganges? Here is my “fortunate isle;” this is my home
-where my heart is. I have no business with Egypt or the Nile. I wish to
-sit undisturbed by my own fireside, to walk under the old trees, to look
-on my own fields, to be warmed by my own sun. But they will dig a canal
-through my silent walks, and the infernal city will pour through these
-banks its restless impurity, and make them echo with the laughter of
-brutal debauchery.
-
-It is something for a man to look on the same scenes he looked on in
-his childhood, among the same fields and trees and household ways his
-forefathers tilled and planted, and knew before him. There is a sanctity
-grows round them year by year, enriching the heart, that cannot be broken
-through nor profaned without a loss never to be repaired. The exile can
-still listen to the whispering of the woods and the sound of the streams,
-but he remembers the woods and waters of his native land with tears. In
-twenty years I have grown old and an exile where I was born. Huge piles
-have covered the green where I played. The roar of busy streets insults
-the memory of the green lanes where I strolled at evening.
-
-There is no country now. The city has invaded the solitude, and vice and
-impudent folly march in its rear. The bumpkin imitates the swagger of the
-citizen--the ploughman talks politics--the haymaker shakes the swathe and
-discourses of political economy--the reaper questions the revenue.
-
-The mountains yet remain! I can see them, still, from my door; I can see
-them from the city streets. I can climb up their rugged sides still, and
-bless God that no discoverer as yet has uprooted the hills.
-
-My heart is with them, for they have not changed. With them I have still
-a sovereign sympathy, for I can look on them and renew the fancies of my
-infancy. There is not a torrent pouring down their sides, not a crag nor
-a bramble, that is not reverend in my eye.
-
-The world is drunk, and raves. Come away from these reeling bacchanals,
-and let us fare among the hills! Long ago, before the time of history,
-some naked savage here has worshipped the sunrise; some Druid sacrificed
-his victims; some barbarian Spartacus, lurking among the wild deer and
-the wolves, has defied his nation; some young warrior, with tears on his
-hardy cheek, has pointed up thither, whispering to one beside him dearer
-than his name, his clan, or his life, and sped away on the wings of love
-to the peace and safety of the mountains.
-
-These noble fronts have never varied. The clouds float here over the same
-ridges on which the eyes of our childhood rested, and of the men of old
-time. The clank of monstrous engines has never yet dismayed the primeval
-stillness.
-
-The skeleton of creation is visible here, and we see the beginnings of
-the world. This solid granite sparkled in the sun when “the evening and
-the morning were the first day,” and was as firm and solid to the centre
-when the world was “without form and void.” This whinstone rock has been
-hardened in some earthquake furnace long since then, and these flints are
-new, though they held fire before Prometheus suffered. This soft soil is
-the relics of the life and death of a thousand green years, and the fresh
-bloom that feeds on its decay will nourish succeeding blossoms.
-
-The Western nations look here for the dawn, and the people of the East
-for sunset. Young children look up here from cottage doors at evening,
-and see the portals of Paradise opened, gazing through vistas brighter
-than imagination, unfolding far into the heart of heaven, and hold their
-breath, waiting for the passage of the archangels. This is a glorified
-soil. On these peaks hang the morning and the evening stars. The sun and
-the moon come here to do them honour; and they clothe themselves with
-gold and azure, and purple, deeper than the Tyrian, to receive their
-celestial guests.
-
-High up here in this blessed solitude there is life, and liberty of
-heart, and sacred peace. No fenced-in space confines me here. I breathe
-in a domain as wide as the horizon, as high as the planets and the sun.
-The clouds are my fellow-wanderers here, and enjoy with me the liberal
-bosom of the air. Their ethereal hills and dales invite my fancy to a
-real heaven, where I gather all I love around me. Their shadows cover me
-as they pass over, and I bid them “God speed” as they carry cool showers
-down to the thirsting land. No miserable moan of want or sickness, no sob
-of long-breaking hearts, no choked sigh of cheated hope, nor any human
-woe, alarms me here. I see no loathsome household, plague-stricken with
-poverty, and festering in filth, despised of men, and famishing into
-horrors and crime: no form of woman (black shame before God!) wading in
-fœtid rags through mire and snow, with those awful human (!) children of
-hers, debased as the swine with whom they sleep (for charity!) and on
-whom the rich man looks--poor unreckoning fool!--and never pauses to
-think and tremble.
-
-Here the wild bee sings among the rich fragrance of the heather-bells
-and thyme, gathering pure honey, fresh from the breath of the immediate
-sunrise. The larks have their nests among the heath by thousands, and
-make the whole mountain musical. Many strange insects, born and dying
-in the hour, that live on dew-drops, buzz by, and a thousand unknown
-creatures, gifted with voice, inhabiting small twigs in labyrinths of
-greenest moss, join in the hymn. The invisible wind, like a ruler of the
-strings, pours in a sovereign master-note that blends in all one solemn
-harmony, filling the air till the valleys sing for joy.
-
-Here is Solitude, unforced, and free as the wandering wind. Here is peace
-like the summer life of untrodden blossoms. Here is a lofty quiet as of
-the dreams of the heart over its holy memories. Here are everlasting
-rocks, steadfast as honour, and true. Here is wealth for Fancy, and a
-dwelling for Imagination. Wide and far as the peaks can seek the heavens,
-there is no place for Envy or Hate, where the glens are vocal, and the
-holy silence compels the heart to adoration, making a haven for religion
-among the mighty hills.
-
-What throes of central agony heaved up these huge mountains, twisting and
-folding each into each away as far as the eye can follow! What pangs and
-convulsions at the heart! What startling from chaotic trance, long before
-man or his mammoth ancestors, at the creative song of some wandering
-star-messenger, millions of years upon its way!
-
-My heart enlarges here, and recognises an aërial amity with the sky. I
-am filled with celestial promptings. I shake off all incumbrance of the
-earth. I stretch out my arms to the blue heaven, and its breath comes
-into my bosom as a friend. The stir of humanity is dumb beneath me. I
-leap among the heathy knolls. I sing beside the infant rivers. I shout,
-and hear answers from the lurking echoes, like the mysterious voices of
-infinite years. I drink in unused air with
-
- “Fair creatures of the element,
- That in the colours of the rainbow live,
- And play i’ the plighted clouds.”
-
-I stand wrapt in mute visions, growing into the majesty of the mountains.
-I spurn Decay and Time. I share the enduring strength, and carry lightly
-the burden of centuries.
-
-The mountains swell up around me like a sea with billows. My footfall is
-inaudible, and I fleet to and fro like the unbodied soul of a great poet
-that makes the worlds it sees. There are no furrows on this soil: the
-curse has not fallen here. The sweat of the brow has not dropped here,
-nor aught save the rain and the dew of heaven. I am still nearer to the
-angels, and my spirit begins to put forth unaccustomed wings.
-
-The ancient gods still linger here, and Antiquity has not yet grown old.
-The world has not yet heard “the voice of one crying in the wilderness,”
-nor has Paul yet preached. Here I am a devout Pagan. I am the friend of
-Plato; I remember the voice of Socrates. I worship the Gods reverently,
-and have come up hither with sacrifice according to the voice of the
-oracle.
-
-I have drunk with the muses at this fountain. Here, under the hanging ivy
-from the rock, I behold the real Castaly; and wherever the stream may
-wander, it will carry music on its way from divinest voices. From this
-clump I have listened to Apollo teaching the shepherds. Yea, I feel my
-veins tingling with a more celestial liquor; I own invulnerable limbs,
-and am myself a God!
-
-It was not Mercury, but I, who passed swiftly down yon green declivity
-with feathered feet, and away over the hill-tops like the shadow of a
-cloud. Those cattle brousing in the thicket, far down the ravine, I stole
-from Pieria. I bear the imperial mandates, and the breeze carries the
-sound of my eloquence through all the forests.
-
-But I aspire to loftier seats. This is the high Olympus; Saturn is
-baffled, and immortal Jove laughs at the terrible prophecies of the
-enduring Titan. Let him rend his rivets. Let him melt the heart of
-Caucasus, or appease the Vulture! Would that I could as easily escape the
-reproaches of Juno, or overcome Danäe! But it shall rain gold to-morrow
-in her lap, and Leda shall fondle in her snowier bosom a snowy swan.
-Meanwhile let the nectar be poured! The laughing gods surround me, and I
-know immortal vigour. How Mercury jeered at the grinning Vulcan erewhile
-as he writhed his iron sinews, when I held him over the edge of heaven!
-Here I compel the clouds around me; I sit throned, and thunder.
-
-Lo! to my ears comes up a solemn strain, and the Eagle shrieks and flies.
-The thunderbolt withers from my hand:--
-
- “The Oracles are dumb;
- No voice or hideous hum
- Runs through the archéd roof with words deceiving;
- Apollo from his shrine
- Can no more divine,
- With hollow shriek the steep of Delphos leaving;
- No nightly trance, or breathéd spell,
- Inspires the pale-eyed priest in his prophetic cell.”
-
-A louder thunder has been heard than Jove’s. There is a mountain more
-venerable than Olympus. Moses went up there to talk with God, and came
-down with the brightness of the sun in his countenance that could not
-be looked upon, bearing in his hand an eternal law. That thunder still
-echoes which shook Babylon, and quelled the Assyrian. The Persian rolled
-away before it like a cloud. The Egyptian, Greek, and Roman, have fled
-from it for ever.
-
-But a greater than Moses has made the mountains holy. A greater
-hierophant opened up there the law and the prophets. On a mountain
-Satan confessed his conqueror. Who shall conceive of that tremendous
-hour, pregnant with the fate of man, when “Jesus went up alone into the
-mountain to pray!” And we know what deed was done on Calvary.
-
-
-
-
-APOLOGUES AND FABLES
-
-FROM FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
-
-(_Translated for the Irish Penny Journal._)
-
-No. V.--THE OLD MAN AND THE YOUTHS.
-
-(FROM THE FRENCH OF LAFONTAINE.)
-
-
- A man of eighty years was planting trees:--
- “Ha! ha!” laughed out three striplings from the village,
- “Planting at eighty!--Had his task been tillage,
- Or building houses, or aught else you please,
- The folly might have passed as less worth noting.
- But--planting trees! He must indeed be doting!
- Why, in the name of all that’s odd, old neighbour,
- What fruit can such as you expect to gather
- From this ridiculous and driftless labour?
- You, who already are a great-grandfather!
- What! do you think to rival in his years
- Methuselah? For shame! Do penance rather
- For your past errors! Mourn your sins with tears!
- Abandon hopes and plans that so ill suit your
- Age and grey hairs! Give over looking wildly
- Out through the vista of a boundless future!
- All these are but for us, and such as we.”
- “They are not even for you,” replied the Old Man mildly.
- “Youth may be just as nigh Eternity
- As Age. What though the pitfalls of Existence
- Be covered o’er with flowers in lieu of snows,
- Who shall foremeasure the brief distance
- Between this dim dream’s birth and close?
- The wingéd bolts of Death are swift to strike
- Life in its dawning as decline;
- The pallid Parcæ play their game alike
- With your days and with mine.
- Who knows which of us four shall be the one
- To gaze last on the glory of the sun?
- Molest me not, then. Leave me to employ
- The hours that yet remain to me. I love
- To think my great-grandchildren will enjoy
- The shade and shelter of this embryo grove.
- Meantime I live, I breathe, and I may even
- Share for some years to come the gifts of Heaven.
- Alas! even I may see the morning-light
- Shine more than once, young men! upon your graves!”
- The Old Man spake a truth which Time revealed:--
- Boating soon after, on a stormy night,
- One of these youths was buried in the waves--
- A second was cut off upon the battle-field--
- The third fell ill, and in four fleeting weeks
- His bier was dressed with Death’s pale plumes;--
- So died the Three--thus early fated!
- And while the tears rolled down his cheeks,
- The Old Man sculptured on their tombs
- The story I have here narrated.
-
- M.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Learning, it has been said, may be an instrument of fraud: so may
-bread, if discharged from the mouth of a cannon, be an instrument of
-death.--_Bentham._
-
-
-
-
-THE SNUFF SHOP.
-
-
-Few, we dare say, ever entered a shop of the description named in the
-title of this paper with any other idea than that they were entering
-merely a repository of Lundy Foot, cigars, and small twist. Few, we
-suppose, ever looked on such a place in any other light, or ever
-considered its keeper in any other point of view than that simply of
-a tobacconist. Yet is there another light, and a dismal one it is, in
-which both the snuff shop and the snuff dealer himself may be looked
-upon; and it is in such a light that we ourselves always do look upon
-them. This is, viewing the one as a charnel-house of defunct authors;
-the other as a goul, battening on their mortal remains. We sometimes
-vary this horrifying, but, alas! too correct view of the snuff shop and
-the snuff dealer, by supposing the one a sort of literary shambles or
-slaughter-house, and the other a cold-blooded, merciless literary butcher.
-
-Taking either of these views of the snuff shop, what a change takes place
-in its aspect, and in that of every thing and person pertaining to it!
-What a dismal and hideous den it then becomes, and what a truculent,
-savage-looking fiend becomes that smiling and simpering tobacconist!
-No bowels of compassion has he for the mangled and mutilated authors
-that are lying thick around him, cruelly Burked by his own merciless
-hands. No; there he sits in the midst of the dire carnage as calm and
-unconcerned as if he had nothing whatever to do with it--the callous
-monster!
-
-Pursuing the idea just broached, let us enter this horrid den, and for a
-moment contemplate its interior in a spirit in accordance with that idea;
-for, not being authors, we have nothing to fear for ourselves, it being
-that class only that need stand in awe of the snuff shop--to all others
-it is a harmless place enough.
-
-Lo! then, behold (giving us the advantage here of a little stretch
-of imagination), the walls bespattered with the blood and brains of
-murdered authors; and see that blood-stained bench which the demon of
-the place calls a counter; and in various other depositories around lie
-their dismembered limbs and mangled carcases. Oh, it is a shocking and
-heart-rending sight!
-
-Some of those unfortunates have evidently died hard: they have the
-appearance of having struggled desperately for life. But, alas, in vain!
-An irresistible destiny thrust them into the fatal snuff shop, where they
-perished quickly and miserably by the hand of the ruthless savage within.
-Others, again, seem to have quietly resigned themselves to their fate,
-and, indeed, to have been more than half dead before they were brought
-in; while others, again, appear to have been wholly defunct, having died
-a natural death. These, then, have been conveyed thither merely to be cut
-up, and converted to the degrading uses of the tobacconist.
-
-Although some of the unhappy authors whose mangled remains strew this
-den of horrors seem to have attained a kind of maturity before they were
-cruelly torn to pieces as we now see them, by far the greater number are
-a sort of murdered innocents, having been strangled in their birth, or
-shortly after. A good many there are, too, who seem to have been dead
-born, or to have perished while yet in embryo.
-
-Piteous as it is to look on the heavy, sturdy corpses of the murdered
-prose writers that lie thickly up and down this chamber of death, yet
-infinitely more piteous is it to contemplate the delicate, fragile forms
-of the poets thus cruelly mangled and mutilated that lie no less thickly
-around us. Poor dear, unfledged things! What a fate has been thine!--what
-a destiny, to be consigned, ere ye had yet opportunity to open your
-little musical throats, to the tender mercies of _that_ literary
-Burke--that ruthless monster whom the world, thinking of him only in
-connection with cigars and pigtail, calls a tobacconist. Where now,
-sweet little humming birds, be those soft and tender notes with which
-ye sought, alas, how vainly! to charm the huge, rude ear of an uncouth
-and barbarous world that would not listen to ye? Alas, they have ceased
-for ever! How little does that savage, the demon of the place, mind your
-sweet, small voices, that give forth a piteous wail, like the last notes
-of the dying swan, every time he lays his merciless hands on you. Little,
-indeed! Let but a customer come in for half an ounce of “Blackguard,”
-and he will, without the smallest hesitation or compunction, seize one
-of you, dear unfortunates, and tear you limb from limb for his own and
-that customer’s conveniency: ay, for a paltry three half-pence, mayhap
-less--a pennyworth of “Scotch”--will he perpetrate this atrocious deed.
-That sanguinary bench, that horrid counter, is strewn over with your
-slim carcases and fragile limbs; and your murderer is hanging over your
-mutilated remains, laughing and chatting and joking with his customers as
-pleasantly and unconcernedly as if you were so much waste paper. Oh, it
-is atrocious!
-
-Such, then, dear reader, is the light--a terrible one, indeed, but as
-thou wilt acknowledge, we have no doubt, a correct one--in which we look
-upon snuff shops, which, as thou well knowest, have long lain, and not
-unjustly, under the stigma of being fatal to authors. If thou art one,
-pray, then, eschew it; for if thou dost once enter its dismal portals,
-thou wilt never, never more be heard of in this world!
-
- C.
-
-
-
-
-ANIMAL TAMING.
-
-SECOND AND CONCLUDING ARTICLE.
-
-
-In my last paper on the taming of animals, I treated the subject
-generally rather than in detail. It is probable that the curious reader
-may not be displeased to learn a little more of the mode of keeping and
-domesticating wild and savage animals, as well as the methods to be
-adopted in order to bring together fierce animals of different species,
-and induce them to occupy the same cage in peace and harmony, and without
-danger of contention. It is, as will be at once recognised, this latter
-circumstance which renders the exhibitions of Van Amburgh and his rivals
-as wonderful as they are; it being a far easier matter to reconcile a
-lion or a tiger to yourself, and even familiarize it to the furthest
-possible degree, than it is to induce the tiger and the lion to consort
-together, and refrain from engaging in deadly conflict.
-
-Let us suppose, for the sake of illustration of the mode which should be
-adopted to tame two or more animals, that you are made a present of a
-lion and a tiger. If the animals be very young, you will have very little
-trouble with them for a long time--none, indeed, beyond the necessity of
-attending to their health, for the larger felines are difficult to be
-reared; but as they grow older, they will be very apt to quarrel between
-themselves; wounds will be given and received, and the death or maiming
-of either, or perhaps of both, will pretty speedily result. To guard
-against any unpleasantness of this nature, it should be your business
-the instant you receive the animals to commence operations. Let them be
-kept at first far apart; for it is not advisable, as their dispositions
-may be very different, that one should be witness of the severity you may
-be compelled to exercise towards the other. This done, take, according
-to the animals’ ages, a stout cane, a supplejack, or an iron rod. If the
-creatures be very young, that is, under three months, or perhaps four,
-the cane will be sufficient. If greater, or from that to half grown, you
-will require the supplejack, and let it be thicker at one end than at the
-other. For a half-grown animal the iron rod will be absolutely necessary,
-and it must be of sufficient weight that a blow of it on the skull may be
-sufficient to produce a temporary insensibility--the only chance you will
-have of escape, should the fierce brutes at any time take it into their
-heads to rebel.
-
-Having thus provided yourself with arms offensive, you must be equally
-cautious as to your costume. That must be of strong material, hard, and
-fitting close. You must have no loose flapping skirts, no open jackets.
-All must be tight, and buttoned closely to the body. An under-waistcoat
-(sleeved) of strong buff, with a stout pea-jacket over it, leather
-or corduroy breeches, and top boots, is about the best dress for the
-experimentalist in animal taming that I can suggest at this moment. The
-reason--for I like to give a reason for everything I recommend--of this
-necessity for a firm, tight-fitting dress, is, that if a wild animal,
-although to all appearance perfectly domesticated, chances even in play
-to get his claws fastened in your clothes, the sensation of seizing upon
-prey involuntarily presents itself to his imagination. The accidental
-entanglement is succeeded by a plunge of the claws, the jaws are brought
-into requisition, and your life is by no means in a safe position. Hence
-the necessity for tight dress.
-
-Thus accoutred, with your rod in your hand, and, if the animal be more
-than half grown, a brace of pistols in your breast--the one loaded with
-ball, the other with powder, upon which a quantity of tow has been
-crammed down--approach the cage of the young animal which you design to
-tame. I commence with this stage of the process, because I presume that
-you have already rendered your protegé sufficiently familiar by feeding
-and caressing it through the bars, and by spending some time each day in
-its company. I presume therefore that it has already begun to recognise
-your appearance, and to come over to your hand when called, as well as to
-permit you to stroke and pat it, without attempting to bite you. Approach
-the cage, hold in your left hand a heavy cloak or blanket wrapped round
-your hand and arm; let there be two assistants near at hand, and a small
-stove in which half a dozen iron rods are heating; let the door of the
-cage be a real door, opening upon hinges, and shutting with a good and
-deeply-notched latch--not a sliding door, as such a mode of entering
-the cage might be as much as your life was worth. Speak kindly to the
-animal, and caress it through the bars of its cage ere you enter, or the
-suddenness of your entrance may irritate or alarm it, and thus induce it
-to attack you. Your costume should likewise by no means have been put on
-for the first time. You should have dressed in a similar manner during
-all your former visits, so that your intended pet might be acquainted
-with your appearance. Let a platform be erected outside the cage, to its
-level, and ascend this, where stand a few minutes, boldly caressing and
-speaking to the animal. Then throw open the door, enter with a firm and
-resolute step, push the door behind you, but see that you do not for an
-instant remove your eyes from those of the animal you are visiting. Do
-not advance from the door; stand near the bars of the cage, that you may
-have a better chance of escape, and may be more readily assisted by your
-attendants in the event of an attack. Speak kindly towards the animal,
-and if it, as it most likely will, comes over to you, fear nothing, but
-stretch forth your hand and caress it. The creature will then probably
-purr, and rub against you. Permit it to do so, and encourage it in its
-familiarity; but if it offer to play with you, repress such disposition
-with firmness; and if you perceive that the animal is bent on frolic,
-leave the cage at once, for it is unsafe longer to remain, the play of
-these savage creatures always leading to mischief, just as the cat sports
-with the captured mouse ere she gives it the finishing blow, and buries
-it in her maw. Repress, therefore, every attempt to play. Use your rod
-freely and severely. Do so not merely for a grievous fault, but for
-the most distant appearance of insubordination. Let your corrections
-be terrible when you do inflict them, and you will have to repeat them
-so much the less frequently. Some, and Van Amburgh I believe among the
-rest, are in favour of beating the animals every morning, whether they
-deserve such chastisement or not, just by way of keeping up a salutary
-awe of their masters. I object to this, as I conceive it to be both cruel
-and unnecessary. If animals are of an unruly disposition, and require
-frequent correction, I should rather recommend that they should be
-visited every morning, and an opportunity of misbehaving themselves thus
-afforded, when indeed a good thrashing might be administered with much
-greater justice. Never display either timidity or ill-humour. The former
-will make the animals despise your menaces, and perhaps give you a bite
-or a claw--the latter will cause them to hate you, to regard you as a
-tyrant, and probably seize on the first favourable opportunity for your
-destruction. Be just, therefore, in your punishments, and do not be too
-familiar. Never for an instant permit any animal to make too free with
-you. Recollect the old copybook adage, “Familiarity breeds contempt;”
-and recollect that if a young lion or a tiger so far forgets himself as
-to despise your authority, you will stand a fair chance of being torn to
-pieces some fine morning, and devoured for their breakfast.
-
-I conceive that the preceding rapidly sketched hints will serve as a
-sufficient ground-work for the animal-tamer to act upon. He must not be
-discouraged if he do not succeed at first, and he must be satisfied to
-take time, and persevere. Without this he need not hope for success.
-
-The animal-tamer must be fearless--such a thing as terror must be a
-feeling wholly foreign to his soul. He must be as brave as a lion: for
-how can he otherwise hope to subdue the bravest of the animal creation?
-I have said “bravest,” and so let the word stand; but I was perhaps led
-to employ the expression rather from popular prejudice, than from a
-conviction of its truth. The feline tribes are very powerful and very
-fierce animals, but they are by no means brave. A bulldog has more
-courage in his pigmy body, than exists in the prodigious carcasses or
-a dozen lions or tigers. Let the animal-tamer recollect this, and the
-knowledge of this fact will probably encourage him. To give a case in
-point:--I was once endeavouring to make friends with the tigress in
-the Zoological Gardens, Phœnix Park--a beautiful animal, subsequently
-purchased from the Zoological Society by the proprietors of the
-Portobello Gardens, and since unfortunately dead. I had got so far as
-to be able to stroke the creature on the head and back, and even to open
-her mouth with my hand, and leave it within her terrible jaws. This I did
-on my third visit to her, in presence of the animal’s keeper. One day I
-was alone with the tigress, and my hand was upon her neck: she with equal
-good nature had placed her enormous paw upon my shoulder, and was purring
-in a most affectionate manner, when a sudden noise from one of the other
-animals caused me to start; instantly the paw was brought down upon my
-arm with some violence, and before I could extricate my hand, Kate, as
-the tigress was called, had closed her teeth upon the limb, which she
-held firmly, though as yet uninjured. I strove to withdraw my hand, but
-to no purpose. I felt in a most uncomfortable position, reader, for I
-feared that I should lose a very useful member of my frame: it was my
-_right_ hand. Had I lost it, I should have been unable to have written
-this or any of the other papers I have given you. The teeth of the
-tigress became more and more firmly closed, and my efforts to disengage
-my hand were unavailing; I called for assistance, but no one was within
-hearing; when, calling courage and resolution to my aid, I bethought me
-of my own principles, and, raising my other hand, dealt Kate as severe a
-blow as I was able with my clenched fist upon her nose. The experiment
-was successful. The animal, at once releasing my hand, sprang with an
-angry howl to the opposite side of her cage, from which in a few moments
-she returned cowering and submissive, apparently eager to regain that
-portion of my good opinion that she seemed conscious of having forfeited.
-
-If, then, you are attacked, act with promptness and decision. Use your
-rod freely; but if you find yourself in danger, employ your pistol,
-not, however, that loaded with ball (reserve it as a last resource,
-when there is nought else between you and death), but that loaded only
-with powder and tow; fire it into the animal’s face, and I think there
-is no doubt but it will afford you ample time for escape; nay, it may
-in all likelihood render you conqueror; and if you perceive that the
-shock has terrified your assailant, hand the pistol to be re-loaded
-by an assistant, while you advance and finish with your rod what the
-pistol began. If you be seized and overpowered, let your attendants use
-the heated irons; they should be of a sufficient length to reach to any
-part of the cage, and should be applied to the nose and mouth. They will
-generally be found successful in turning the current of affairs.
-
-Ere taking leave of my readers, I must say a few words as to introducing
-animals of different species to each other. A very brief notice,
-comprised under one or two heads, will suffice. First, let _each_
-animal be perfectly and individually under your control. Secondly, do
-not put the strangers into the same cage all at once, but put them into
-a cage partitioned by an iron railing, in which leave them for a few
-weeks, until you begin to perceive that they have made each other’s
-acquaintance, and may be trusted together; and do you enter the cage
-with them when first brought together, and visit the least symptom of
-hostility with instant and effective chastisement. They should not at
-first be left together entirely, but only for an hour or two each day
-while it is convenient to you to attend. By and bye, when they become
-sufficiently familiarized, you need be under no apprehension. When
-two animals have been brought together, it will be comparatively easy
-and safe to introduce a third, then a fourth, and so on; the safety
-increasing in proportion to their numbers. Make it also your business to
-select your animals with judgment. To an old leopard introduce a young
-lion, for instance, because the leopard will, in consequence of the
-youth of his new acquaintance, crow over him, and aid you in subduing
-him. This advantage, to be gained by observing dissimilarity of ages, is
-by no means to be overlooked, as it is a powerful agent in the work of
-domestication and association of the different species of animals. When
-one animal is of a timid kind--the natural prey probably of the other,
-which latter is fierce and powerful--you have nothing to do but to make
-the more powerful animal _afraid_ of its timid and defenceless companion.
-This may be done in various modes, just as the time or opportunities
-may suggest. A simple illustration may serve. Take a young cat and put
-her into a cage. Take a rat’s or a mouse’s skin, and fill it with hot
-scalding bran; throw it to the cat, and when she runs at it, take hold of
-her and thrust the hot skin into her mouth; keep it there for a minute
-till she is well burned, and you have rendered that cat ever afterwards
-harmless towards mice, at least towards such as you may introduce to
-her; a wild one which she met with at large might fare differently,
-though I hardly think she would even attempt to injure it. Treat a
-bird-skin in this manner, and, after the scalding, tie it for a while
-around puss’s neck, and you have secured your aviary from molestation.
-Sometimes the first experiment of this kind is not successful. When such
-is the case, however, be not disheartened, but repeat it; and one or two
-such inflictions cannot fail being effective. You may thus have cats,
-rats, mice, birds, &c., &c., all in one cage; a curiosity I have often
-beheld, and which I have myself succeeded in forming in the manner I have
-described.
-
-Let not the reader who may endeavour to put the above rules in practice
-be disheartened by a little difficulty at starting. The power of nature
-is strong, and it is not until after a long and severe course of training
-that art can expect to overcome it. Let, therefore, the experimenter
-ever bear in mind the extraordinary force of nature, and the vast labour
-necessary to keep it in abeyance; and in order that he should do so, I
-shall tell him the following anecdote:--
-
-“Cecco maintained that nature was more potent than art, while Dante
-asserted the contrary. To prove his principle the great Italian bard
-referred to his cat, which by repeated practice he had taught to hold a
-candle in its paw while he supped or read. Cecco desired to witness the
-experiment, and came not unprepared for his purpose. When Dante’s cat
-was performing its part, Cecco lifted up the lid of a pot which he had
-filled with mice; the creature of art instantly showed the weakness of
-a talent merely acquired, and, dropping the candle, sprang on the mice
-with all its instinctive propensity. Dante was himself disconcerted; and
-it was adjudged that the advocate for the occult principle of natural
-faculties had gained his cause.” Bear this anecdote therefore in mind.
-Do not forget the power of natural instinct, even over the most careful
-artificial training; and let it be your anxious care to keep far distant
-every circumstance that might provoke the awakening of the one, or tend
-to shake or to subvert the influence of the other.
-
-This short sketch has, I trust, given my readers an insight into the mode
-by which Van Amburgh and his rivals perform their wonders; and I can
-assure them, that by following the principles I have here laid down, they
-may themselves, if they choose, equal in their own private menageries the
-performances of those public exhibitors.
-
- H. D. R.
-
- * * * * *
-
-PHILOSOPHY.--Philosophy can add to our happiness in no other manner but
-by diminishing our misery: it should not pretend to increase our present
-stock, but make us economists of what we are possessed of. The great
-source of calamity lies in regret or anticipation; he therefore is most
-wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future.
-This is impossible to a man of pleasure; it is difficult to the man of
-business, and is in some degree attainable by the philosopher. Happy were
-we all born philosophers--all born with a talent of thus dissipating our
-own cares by spreading them upon all mankind.--_Goldsmith._
-
- * * * * *
-
-There are but two means in the world of gaining by other men--by being
-either agreeable or useful.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Artificial modesty disparages a woman’s real virtue as much as the use of
-paint does the natural complexion.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It is a common fault never to be satisfied with our fortune, nor
-dissatisfied with our understanding.--_Rochefoucault._
-
- * * * * *
-
-A prison is a grave to bury men alive.--_Mynshul._
-
- * * * * *
-
-A titled nobility is the most undisputed progeny of feudal
-barbarism.--_Sir James Mackintosh._
-
- * * * * *
-
-The worthiest people are the most injured by slander; as we usually find
-that to be the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.--_Swift._
-
- * * * * *
-
-A miser grows rich by seeming poor, an extravagant man grows poor by
-seeming rich.--_Shenstone._
-
- * * * * *
-
-There is not greater difference between the living and the dead, than
-between a wise man and a blockhead.--_Aristotle._
-
- * * * * *
-
-A man who has good judgment has the same advantage over men of any other
-qualifications whatsoever, as one that can see would have over a blind
-man of ten times the strength.--_Steele._
-
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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span></p>
-
-<h1>THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.</h1>
-
-<table summary="Headline layout">
- <tr>
- <td class="smcap">Number 26.</td>
- <td class="center">SATURDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1840.</td>
- <td class="right smcap">Volume I.</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class="figcenter gap4" style="width: 500px;">
-<img src="images/termon.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="The castle of Termon Magrath" />
-</div>
-
-<h2>THE CASTLE OF TERMON MAGRATH, COUNTY OF DONEGAL.</h2>
-
-<p>In a recent number of our journal we called the attention of
-our readers to the little-appreciated beauties of Lough Erne;
-and we now present them with another vista of that delightful
-locality in connection with the Castle of Termon Magrath, or
-Termon, as it is more usually called, which is situated at its
-northern extremity, in the county of Donegal. Considered as
-a sheet of water, the lower lake appears from this side to the
-greatest advantage; but its distant shores are but little improved
-by plantations, and consequently look comparatively
-bleak and barren. In the immediate vicinity of our subject,
-however, the scenery is of the rich character for which Lough
-Erne is so remarkable, the shores of the lake being fringed
-with the plantations of the glebe of Templecarn and those of
-Waterfoot, the beautiful seat of Colonel Barton.</p>
-
-<p>The Castle of Termon is situated in the parish of Templecarn,
-about half a mile to the west of the pleasant and improving
-little town of Pettigoe, which, if it had a comfortable
-inn, would be a good station for pleasure tourists wishing to
-enjoy the scenery of the lower Lough Erne and that of Lough
-Derg, with its celebrated purgatory of St Patrick.</p>
-
-<p>The foundation of this castle, according to popular tradition,
-is ascribed to the celebrated Malmurry, or, as he was
-usually called, Myler Magrath, the first Protestant Bishop of
-Clogher; and there is every reason to believe this tradition
-correct. The lands on which the castle is situated anciently
-constituted the Termon of St Daveog of Lough Derg, of which
-the Magraths were hereditarily the termoners or churchwardens;
-and of this family Myler Magrath was the head; so that
-these lands properly belonged to him anteriorly to any grant of
-them derived through his bishopric. He was originally a
-Franciscan friar, and being a man of distinguished abilities,
-was advanced by Pope Pius V. to the see of Down; but having
-afterwards embraced Protestantism, he was placed in the
-see of Clogher by letter of Queen Elizabeth, dated 18th May
-1570, and by grant dated the 18th September, in the same
-year. He remained, however, but a short time in this see, in
-which he received but little or nothing of the revenues, and in
-which he was probably surrounded by enemies even among
-his own kindred, and was translated to the archbishopric of
-Cashel on the 3d of February, in the year following. He died
-at Cashel at the age of one hundred, in the year 1622, and
-was interred in the choir of that ancient cathedral, where a
-splendid monument to his memory still exists, with a Latin
-inscription penned by himself, of which the following quaint
-translation is given in Harris’s Ware:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">Patrick, the glory of our isle and gown,</div>
-<div class="verse">First sat a bishop in the see of Down.</div>
-<div class="verse">I wish that I, succeeding him in place</div>
-<div class="verse">As bishop, had an equal share of grace.</div><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span>
-<div class="verse">I served thee, England, fifty years in jars,</div>
-<div class="verse">And pleased thy princes in the midst of wars;</div>
-<div class="verse">Here where I’m placed I’m not; and thus the case is,</div>
-<div class="verse">I’m not in both, yet am in both the places. 1621.</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">He that judgeth me is the Lord.&mdash;1 Cor. iv.</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">Let him who stands take care lest he fall.</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Harris remarks, that the Roman Catholics of his diocese have
-a tradition that he returned to his original faith previously to
-his death, and that though it was pretended that he was buried
-in his own cathedral, yet he had given private orders for
-burying his body elsewhere, to which circumstance, as they
-say, the two last lines of his epitaph allude. “But,” says
-Harris, “although he was no good man, and had impoverished
-his see by stripping it of much of its ancient estate, yet I do
-not find any room to call his sincerity as to his religious profession
-in question, living or dying. These lines rather seem
-to hint at the separate existence of the soul and body.” But
-however this may be, there is another tradition relative to
-him less doubtful, inasmuch as it is common to the peasantry
-of different creeds, namely, that he was the handsomest man
-in Ireland in his day!</p>
-
-<p>The Castle of Termon, like most edifices of the kind erected
-in the sixteenth century, consisted of a strong keep with
-circular towers at two of its angles, and encompassed by outworks.
-It was battered by Ireton from the neighbouring hill
-in the parliamentary wars; but its ruins are considerable, and
-by their picturesqueness add interest to the northern shore of
-the lower Lough Erne.</p>
-
-<p class="right">P.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">THE IRISH MIDWIFE.<br />
-<span class="smaller">BY WILLIAM CARLETON.</span></h2>
-
-<h3>Introductory.</h3>
-
-<p>Of the many remarkable characters that have been formed
-by the spirit and habits of Irish feeling among the peasantry,
-there is not one so clear, distinct, and well traced, as that of
-the Midwife. We could mention several that are certainly
-marked with great precision, and that stand out in fine relief
-to the eye of the spectator, but none at all, who in richness
-of colouring, in boldness of outline, or in firmness and force,
-can for a moment be compared with the Midwife. The Fiddler
-for instance lives a life sufficiently graphic and distinct;
-so does the Dancing-master, and so also does the Matchmaker,
-but with some abatement of colouring. As for the
-Cosherer, the Shanahie, the Keener, and the Foster-nurse,
-although all mellow toned, and well individualized by the strong
-power of hereditary usage, yet do they stand dim and shadowy,
-when placed face to face with this great exponent of
-national temperament.</p>
-
-<p>It is almost impossible to conceive a character of greater
-self-importance than an Irish Midwife, or who exhibits in her
-whole bearing a more complacent consciousness of her own
-privileges. The Fiddler might be dispensed with, and the
-Dancing-master might follow him off the stage; the Cosherer,
-Shanahie, Keener, might all disappear, and the general business
-of life still go on as before. But not so with her whom
-we are describing; and this conviction is the very basis
-of her power, the secret source from which she draws the confidence
-that bears down every rival claim upon the affections
-of the people.</p>
-
-<p>Before we introduce Rose Moan to our kind readers, we
-shall briefly relate a few points of character peculiar to the
-Irish Midwife, because they are probably not in general known
-to a very numerous class of our readers. This is a matter
-which we are the more anxious to do, because it is undeniable
-that an acquaintance with many of the old legendary powers
-with which she was supposed to be invested, is fast fading
-out of the public memory; and unless put into timely record,
-it is to be feared that in the course of one or two generations
-more, they may altogether disappear and be forgotten.</p>
-
-<p>One of the least known of the secrets which old traditionary
-lore affirmed to have been in possession of the Midwife, was the
-knowledge of how beer might be brewed from heather. The
-Irish people believe that the Danes understood and practised
-this valuable process, and will assure you that the liquor prepared
-from materials so cheap and abundant was superior in
-strength and flavour to any ever produced from malt. Nay,
-they will tell you how it conferred such bodily strength and courage
-upon those who drank it, that it was to the influence
-and virtue of this alone that the Danes held such a protracted
-sway, and won so many victories in Ireland. It was a secret,
-however, too valuable to be disclosed, especially to enemies,
-who would lose no time in turning the important consequences
-of it against the Danes themselves. The consequence was,
-that from the day the first Dane set foot upon the soil of Ireland,
-until that upon which they bade it adieu for ever, no
-Irishman was ever able to get possession of it. It came to be
-known, however, and the knowledge of it is said to be still in the
-country, but must remain unavailable until the fulfilment of a
-certain prophecy connected with the liberation of Ireland
-shall take away the obligation of a most solemn oath, which
-bound the original recipient of the secret to this conditional
-silence. The circumstances are said to have been these:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>On the evening previous to the final embarkation of the
-Danes for their own country, the wife of their prince was
-seized with the pains of childbirth, and there being no midwife
-among themselves, an Irish one was brought, who, as the enmity
-between the nations was both strong and bitter, resolutely
-withheld her services, unless upon the condition of being
-made acquainted with this invaluable process. The crisis it
-seems being a very trying one, the condition was complied
-with; but the midwife was solemnly sworn never to communicate
-it to any but a woman, and never to put it in practice
-until Ireland should be free, and any two of its provinces at
-peace with each other. The midwife, thinking very naturally
-that there remained no obstacle to the accomplishment of
-these conditions but the presence of the Danes themselves,
-and seeing that they were on the eve of leaving the country
-for ever, imagined herself perfectly safe in entering into the
-obligation; but it so happened, says the tradition, that although
-the knowledge of the secret is among the Irish midwives
-still, yet it never could be applied, and never will, until Ireland
-shall be in the state required by the terms of her oath. So
-runs the tradition.</p>
-
-<p>There is, however, one species of power with which some of
-the old midwives were said to be gifted, so exquisitely ludicrous,
-and yet at the same time so firmly fixed in the belief of
-many among the people, that we cannot do justice to the character
-without mentioning so strange an acquisition. It is
-this, that where a husband happens to be cruel to his wife, or
-suspects her unjustly, the Midwife is able, by some mysterious
-charm, to inflict upon him and remove from the wife the sufferings
-annexed to her confinement, as the penalty mentioned
-by holy writ which is to follow the sex in consequence of the
-transgression of our mother Eve. Some of our readers may
-perhaps imagine this to be incredible, but we assure them
-that it is strictly true. Such a superstition did prevail in Ireland
-among the humbler classes, and still does, to an extent
-which would surprise any one not as well acquainted with old
-Irish usages and superstitions as we happen to be. The manner
-in which the Midwife got possession of this power is as
-follows:&mdash;It sometimes happened that the “good people,” or
-<i lang="ga">Dhoine Shee</i>&mdash;that is, the fairies&mdash;were put to the necessity of
-having recourse to the aid of the Midwife. On one of those
-occasions it seems, the good woman discharged her duties so
-successfully, that the fairy matron, in requital for her services
-and promptitude of attendance, communicated to her this
-secret, so formidable to all bad husbands. From the period
-alluded to, say the people, it has of course been gladly transmitted
-from hand to hand, and on many occasions resorted to
-with fearful but salutary effect. Within our own memory
-several instances of its application were pointed out to us,
-and the very individuals themselves, when closely interrogated,
-were forced to an assertion that was at least equivalent
-to an admission, “it was nothing but an attack of the
-cholic,” which by the way was little else than a libel upon that
-departed malady. Many are the tales told of cases in which
-midwives were professionally serviceable to the good people;
-but unless their assistance was repaid by the communication
-of some secret piece of knowledge, it was better to receive no
-payment, any other description of remuneration being considered
-unfortunate. Some of those stories have been well told,
-and with others of them we may probably amuse our readers
-upon some future occasion.</p>
-
-<p>From this source also was derived another most valuable
-quality said to be possessed by the Irish Midwife, but one
-which we should suppose the virtue of our fair countrywomen
-rendered of very infrequent application. This was the power
-of destroying jealousy between man and wife. We forget
-whether it was said to be efficacious in cases of guilt, but we
-should imagine that the contrary would rather hold good, as
-an Irishman is not exactly that description of husband who
-would suffer himself to be charmed back into the arms of a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>
-polluted wife. This was effected by the knowledge of a certain
-herb, a decoction of which the parties were to drink nine
-successive times, each time before sunrise and after sunset.
-Of course the name of the herb was kept a profound secret;
-but even if it had been known, it could have proved of little
-value, for the full force of its influence depended on a charm
-which the Midwife had learned among the fairies. Whether
-it was the <em>Anacampserotes</em> of the middle ages or not, is difficult
-to say; but one thing is certain, that not only have midwives,
-but other persons of both sexes, gone about through the
-country professing to cure jealousy by the juice or decoction
-of a mysterious herb, which was known only to themselves.
-It is not unlikely to suppose that this great secret after all
-was nothing more than a perverted application of the Waters
-of Jealousy mentioned by Moses, and that it only resembled
-many other charms practised in this and other countries, which
-are generally founded upon certain passages of Scripture.
-Indeed, there is little doubt that the practice of attempting to
-cure jealousy by herbs existed elsewhere as well as in Ireland;
-and one would certainly imagine that Shakspeare, who left
-nothing connected with the human heart untouched, must
-have alluded to the very custom we are treating of, when he
-makes Iago, speaking of Othello’s jealousy, say,</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">“Look where he comes! not poppy nor mandragora,</div>
-<div class="verse">Nor all the drowsy syrups of the world,</div>
-<div class="verse">Shall ever medicine thee to that sweet sleep</div>
-<div class="verse">Which thou hadst yesterday.”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Here it is quite evident that the efficacy of the “syrups”
-spoken of was to be tried upon the mind only in which the
-Moor’s horrible malady existed. That Shakspeare, in the
-passage quoted, alluded to this singular custom, is, we think,
-at least extremely probable.</p>
-
-<p>We have said that the Midwife stood high as a matchmaker,
-and so unquestionably she did. No woman was better acquainted
-with charms of all kinds, especially with those that
-were calculated to aid or throw light upon the progress of
-love. If for instance young persons of either sex felt doubt
-as to whether their passion was returned, they generally consulted
-the Midwife, who, on hearing a statement of their apprehensions,
-appointed a day on which she promised to satisfy
-them. Accordingly, at the time agreed upon, she and the
-party interested repaired as secretly as might be, and with
-much mystery, to some lonely place, where she produced a
-Bible and key, both of which she held in a particular position&mdash;that
-is, the Bible suspended by a string which passed through
-the key. She then uttered with a grave and solemn face the
-following verses from the Book of Ruth, which the young person
-accompanying her was made to repeat slowly and deliberately
-after her:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“And Ruth said, entreat me not to leave thee or to return
-from following after thee: for whither thou goest I will go;
-and where thou lodgest I will lodge: thy people shall be my
-people, and thy God my God:</p>
-
-<p>“Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried:
-the Lord do so to me, and more also, if aught but death part
-thee and me.”</p>
-
-<p>If at the conclusion of these words the Bible turned, she
-affirmed, with the air of a prophetess, not only that the affection
-of the parties was mutual, but that their courtship would
-terminate in marriage. If, on the contrary, it remained stationary,
-the passion existed only on one side, and the parties
-were not destined for each other. Oh, credulous love! not to
-see that the venerable sybil could allow the Bible to turn or
-not, just as she may have previously ascertained from either
-party whether their attachment was reciprocal or otherwise!
-We dare say the above charm is seldom resorted to now,
-and of course this harmless imposition on the lovers will soon
-cease to be practised at all.</p>
-
-<p>The Midwife’s aid to lovers, however, did not stop here.
-If they wished to create a passion in some heart where it had
-not previously existed, she told them to get a dormouse and
-reduce it to powder, a pinch of which, if put into the drink of
-the person beloved, would immediately rivet his or her affections
-upon the individual by whose hands it was administered.
-Many anecdotes are told of humorous miscarriages that resulted
-from a neglect of this condition. One is especially
-well known, of a young woman who gave the potion through
-the hands of her grandmother; and the consequence was, that
-the bachelor immediately made love to the old lady instead of
-the young one, and eventually became grandfather to the latter
-instead of her husband. Indeed, the administering of
-philtres and the use of charms in Ireland were formerly very
-frequent, and occasionally attended by results which had not
-been anticipated. The use especially of <em>cantharides</em>, or French
-flies, in the hands of the ignorant, has often been said to induce
-madness, and not unfrequently to occasion death. It is not
-very long since a melancholy case of the latter from this very
-cause appeared in an Irish newspaper.</p>
-
-<p>The Midwife was also a great interpreter of dreams, omens,
-auguries, and signs of all possible sorts, and no youngsters
-who ever consulted her need be long at a loss for a personal
-view of the object of their love. They had only to seek in
-some remote glen or dell for a briar whose top had taken root
-in the ground; this they were to put under their pillow and
-sleep upon, and the certain consequence was, that the image of
-the future wife or husband would appear to them in a dream.
-She was also famous at cup-tossing; and nothing could surpass
-the shrewd and sapient expression of her face as she sat
-solemnly peering into the grounds of the tea for the imaginary
-forms of rings, and love-letters, and carriages, which were
-necessary to the happy purport of her divination, for she felt
-great reluctance to foretell calamity. She seldom, however,
-had recourse to card-cutting, which she looked upon as an
-unholy practice; the cards, as everyone knows, being the only
-book on which the devil says his prayers night and morning.
-Who has not heard of his <em>prayer-book</em>?</p>
-
-<p>We are now to consider the Midwife in the capacity of a
-woman not only brimful of medicinal knowledge, but possessed
-of many secrets, which the mere physician or apothecary could
-never penetrate. As a doctress, she possessed a very high reputation
-for all complaints incident to children and females;
-and where herbal skill failed, unlike the mere scientific man
-of diplomas, she could set physical causes and effects aside,
-and have recourse at once to the supernatural and miraculous.</p>
-
-<p>For instance, there are two complaints which she is, beyond
-any other individual, celebrated for managing&mdash;that is to say,
-headache, and another malady which is anonymous, or only
-known to country folk by what is termed “the spool or bone
-of the breast being down.” The first she cures by a very formal
-and serious process called “measuring the head.” This
-is done by a ribbon, which she puts round the cranium, repeating
-during the admeasurement a certain prayer or charm from
-which the operation is to derive its whole efficacy. The measuring
-is performed twice&mdash;in the first instance, to show that
-its sutures are separated by disease, or, to speak more plainly,
-that the bones of the head are absolutely opened, and that as
-a natural consequence the head must be much larger than when
-the patient is in a state of health. The circumference of the
-first admeasurement is marked upon a ribbon, after which she
-repeats the charm that is to remove the headache, and measures
-the cranium again, in order to show, by a comparison of
-the two ribbons, that the sutures have been closed, the charm
-successful, and the headache consequently removed. It is
-impossible to say how the discrepancy in the measurement is
-brought about; but be that as it may, the writer of this has
-frequently seen the operation performed in such a way as to
-defy the most scrutinising eye to detect any appearance of
-imposture, and he is convinced that in the majority of cases
-there is not the slightest imposture intended. The operator
-is in truth a dupe to a strong and delusive enthusiasm.</p>
-
-<p>When the Midwife raises the spool of the breast, the operation
-is conducted without any assistance from the supernatural.
-If a boy or girl diminishes in flesh, is troubled with want
-of rest or of appetite, without being afflicted with any particular
-disease, either acute or local, the Midwife puts her
-finger under the bone which projects over the pit of the stomach,
-and immediately feels that “the spool of the breast is
-down”&mdash;in other words, she informs the parents that the bone
-is bent inwards, and presses upon <em>the heart</em>! The raising of
-this precisely resembles the operation of cupping. She gets a
-penny piece, which she places upon the spot affected, the
-patient having been first laid in a supine posture; after this
-she burns a little spirits in a tumbler in order to exhaust the
-air in it; she then presses it quickly against the part which is
-under the penny piece; and in a few moments, to the amazement
-of the lookers-on, it is drawn strongly up, and remains
-so until the heart-bone is supposed to be raised in such a manner
-as that it will not return.</p>
-
-<p>The next charm for which she is remarkable among the
-people, is that by which a mote is taken out of the eye. The
-manner of doing this is as follows:&mdash;A white basin is got,
-and a jug of the purest water; the midwife repeatedly rinses
-her mouth with the water, until it returns as pure and clear<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span>
-as when she took it in. She then walks to and fro, repeating
-the words of the charm, her mouth all the time filled with the
-water. When the charm is finished, she pours the water out
-of her mouth into the clean basin, and will point out the mote,
-or whatever it may have been, floating in the water, or lying
-in the bottom of the vessel. In fact, you could scarcely mention
-a malady with which the Midwife of the old school was
-not prepared to grapple by the aid of a charm. The toothache,
-the cholic, measles, childbirth, all had their respective
-charms. The latter especially required one of a very pithy
-cast. Every one knows that the power of fairies in Ireland is
-never so strong, nor so earnestly put forth, as in the moment
-of parturition, when they strive by all possible means to secure
-the new-born infant before it is christened, and leave a
-changeling in its stead. Invaluable indeed is the midwife who
-is possessed of a charm to prevent this, and knows how to arrange
-all the ceremonies that are to be observed upon the
-occasion without making any mistake, for that would vitiate
-all. Many a time on such occasions have the ribs of the roof
-been made to crack, the windows rattled out, the door pushed
-with violence, and the whole house shaken as if it would tumble
-about their heads&mdash;and all by the fairies&mdash;but to no purpose:
-the charm of the midwife was a rock of defence; the
-necessary precautions had been taken, and they were ultimately
-forced to depart in a strong blast of wind, screaming
-and howling with rage and disappointment as they went.</p>
-
-<p>There were also charms for the diseases of cattle, to cure
-which there exist in Ireland some processes of very distant
-antiquity. We ourselves have seen elemental fire produced by
-the friction of two green boughs together, applied as a remedy
-for the black-leg and murrain. This is evidently of Pagan
-origin, and must have some remote affinity with the old doctrines
-of Baal, the ancient god of fire, whose worship was once
-so general in Ireland.</p>
-
-<p>Of these charms it may be said that they are all of a religious
-character, some of them evidently the production of
-imposture, and others apparently of those who seriously believed
-in their efficacy. There is one thing peculiar about
-them, which is, that they must be taught to persons of the
-opposite sex: a man, for instance, cannot teach a charm to a
-man, nor a woman to a woman, but he may to a woman, as a
-woman may to a man. If taught or learned in violation of
-this principle, they possess no virtue.</p>
-
-<p>In treating of the Irish Midwife, we cannot permit ourselves
-to overlook the superstition of the “lucky caul,” which comes so
-clearly within her province. The caul is a thin membrane,
-about the consistence of very fine silk, which covers the head
-of a new-born infant like a cap. It is always the omen of
-great good fortune to the infant and parents; and in Ireland,
-when any one has unexpectedly fallen into the receipt of property,
-or any other temporal good, it is customary to say
-“such a person was born with a ‘lucky caul’ on his head.”</p>
-
-<p>Why these are considered lucky, it would be a very difficult
-matter to ascertain. Several instances of good fortune, happening
-to such as were born with them, might by their coincidences
-form a basis for the superstition; just as the fact of
-three men during one severe winter having been found
-drowned, each with two shirts on, generated an opinion which
-has now become fixed and general in that parish, that it is
-unlucky to wear two shirts at once. We are not certain whether
-the caul is in general the perquisite of the Midwife&mdash;sometimes
-we believe it is; at all events, her integrity occasionally
-yields to the desire of possessing it. In many cases she conceals
-its existence, in order that she may secretly dispose of
-it to good advantage, which she frequently does; for it is considered
-to be the herald of good fortune to those who can get
-it into their possession. Now, let not our English neighbours
-smile at us for those things until they wash their own hands
-clear of such practices. At this day a caul will bring a good
-price in the most civilized city in the world&mdash;to wit, the good
-city of London&mdash;the British metropolis. Nay, to such lengths
-has the mania for cauls been carried there, that they have been
-actually advertised for in the Times newspaper.</p>
-
-<p>Of a winter evening, at the fireside, there can be few more
-amusing companions than a Midwife of the old school. She
-has the smack of old times and old usages about her, and
-tastes of that agreeable simplicity of manners which always
-betokens a harmless and inoffensive heart. Her language is
-at once easy, copious, and minute, and if a good deal pedantic,
-the pedantry is rather the traditionary phraseology and
-antique humour which descends with her profession, than the
-peculiar property or bias of her individual mind. She affects
-much mystery, and intimates that she could tell many strange
-stories of high life; but she is always too honourable to betray
-the confidence that has been reposed in her good faith and
-secrecy. In her dress she always consults warmth and comfort,
-and seldom or never looks to appearance. Flannel and
-cotton she heaps on herself in abundant folds, and the consequence
-is, that although subject to all the inclemency of the
-seasons both by night and day, she is hardly ever known to
-be sick. The cottage of the Midwife may in general be known
-by the mounting-stone which is beside her door, and which
-enables her without difficulty or loss of time to get on horseback
-behind the impatient messenger. The window of her
-bedroom is also remarkable for its opening on hinges like a
-door, a thing not usual in the country. This is to enable her
-to thrust forth her well-flannelled head without any possible
-delay, in order to inquire the name of the party requiring her
-aid, the length of journey before her, and such other particulars
-as she usually deems necessary. The sleep of the Midwife
-is almost peculiar in its character to herself. No person
-sleeps more soundly and deeply than she does, unless to a
-knock at the door or a tap at the window, to both of which
-it may be said she is ever instinctively awake. We question
-if a peal of cannon discharged at her house-side would disturb
-her; but give on the other hand the slightest possible
-knock or tap at either her door or window, and ere you could
-imagine she had time to awaken, the roll of flannel that contains
-her head is thrust out of the window.</p>
-
-<p>Having thus recited everything, so far as we could remember
-it, connected with the social antiquities of her calling, and
-detailed some matters not generally known, that may, we trust,
-be interesting to those who are fond of looking at the springs
-which often move rustic society, we now close this “Essay on
-Midwifery,” hoping to be able to bring the Midwife herself
-personally on the stage in our next, or at least in an early
-number.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">GLIMPSES IN THE MOUNTAINS.<br />
-<span class="smaller">BY COUL GOPPAGH.</span></h2>
-
-<p>What can have become of the old world I remember long
-long ago&mdash;almost twenty years ago? It is a weary look
-backward, and the distance hides it. This is not the world I
-was born in. I remember when the old men used to show me
-the ways they walked in, scores of years before, and the very
-corners and the footpaths through the fields. Here they met
-an old friend&mdash;there they took shelter from a storm. On this
-lake they skated all day&mdash;from that hill they saw the ships
-returning with victory from foreign war. Men walked quietly
-together then in silence or friendly talk, and did not jostle
-each other from the way; they went to bed and rose as the
-sun did; they followed in their fathers’ ways&mdash;read the same
-books, laughed at the same fine old jokes, and believed their
-posterity would do the same. Old men then wore grey hairs,
-and saw their children’s children, and were venerable. But
-they are all gone; and could they look out of their graves (if
-indeed their very graves be spared), they would not know the
-old world they used to live in.</p>
-
-<p>It is all changed now with us old fellows of five-and-twenty.
-We are left doting among the ruins of our youth. There is
-nothing left to us of our early days. The old crooked grassy
-byeways where we went to gather blackberries and idle away
-a summer day, have been gone over by the surveyor’s chain,
-and some straight cut, with prim, bare fences, has run it down.
-The little stream has been piped over, and, where it “babbled
-o’ green fields,” is a noisy, muddy thoroughfare. Over the
-green glen where the hazels nourished their brown clusters,
-strides a cursed viaduct; the execrable railway has frighted
-the linnets from the boughs, and a bird’s nest shall never more
-be found. In the lonely bay where we used to gather shells,
-thinking ourselves in fairy land, and wondering what lay beyond
-the dim horizon, the steamboat roars and splashes. Riot
-and swearing and slang and vice of cities have usurped the
-quiet haunts of country calm and charity.</p>
-
-<p>It is for a coming age all these things are preparing: to us
-is allotted only the vexation and bewilderment. I have no
-associations to link me to these horrors, and I prefer the old
-repose to all the luxuries they bring. What is it to me that
-I can go to East or West in so many days sooner, or even if
-the sun that sets on me to-night should rise for me to-morrow
-by the Ganges? Here is my “fortunate isle;” this is my
-home where my heart is. I have no business with Egypt or
-the Nile. I wish to sit undisturbed by my own fireside, to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span>
-walk under the old trees, to look on my own fields, to be
-warmed by my own sun. But they will dig a canal through
-my silent walks, and the infernal city will pour through these
-banks its restless impurity, and make them echo with the laughter
-of brutal debauchery.</p>
-
-<p>It is something for a man to look on the same scenes he
-looked on in his childhood, among the same fields and trees
-and household ways his forefathers tilled and planted, and
-knew before him. There is a sanctity grows round them year
-by year, enriching the heart, that cannot be broken through
-nor profaned without a loss never to be repaired. The exile
-can still listen to the whispering of the woods and the sound
-of the streams, but he remembers the woods and waters of
-his native land with tears. In twenty years I have grown old
-and an exile where I was born. Huge piles have covered the
-green where I played. The roar of busy streets insults the
-memory of the green lanes where I strolled at evening.</p>
-
-<p>There is no country now. The city has invaded the solitude,
-and vice and impudent folly march in its rear. The
-bumpkin imitates the swagger of the citizen&mdash;the ploughman
-talks politics&mdash;the haymaker shakes the swathe and discourses
-of political economy&mdash;the reaper questions the revenue.</p>
-
-<p>The mountains yet remain! I can see them, still, from my
-door; I can see them from the city streets. I can climb up
-their rugged sides still, and bless God that no discoverer as
-yet has uprooted the hills.</p>
-
-<p>My heart is with them, for they have not changed. With
-them I have still a sovereign sympathy, for I can look on them
-and renew the fancies of my infancy. There is not a torrent
-pouring down their sides, not a crag nor a bramble, that is
-not reverend in my eye.</p>
-
-<p>The world is drunk, and raves. Come away from these
-reeling bacchanals, and let us fare among the hills! Long
-ago, before the time of history, some naked savage here has
-worshipped the sunrise; some Druid sacrificed his victims;
-some barbarian Spartacus, lurking among the wild deer and
-the wolves, has defied his nation; some young warrior, with
-tears on his hardy cheek, has pointed up thither, whispering to
-one beside him dearer than his name, his clan, or his life, and
-sped away on the wings of love to the peace and safety of the
-mountains.</p>
-
-<p>These noble fronts have never varied. The clouds float
-here over the same ridges on which the eyes of our childhood
-rested, and of the men of old time. The clank of monstrous
-engines has never yet dismayed the primeval stillness.</p>
-
-<p>The skeleton of creation is visible here, and we see the beginnings
-of the world. This solid granite sparkled in the sun
-when “the evening and the morning were the first day,” and
-was as firm and solid to the centre when the world was “without
-form and void.” This whinstone rock has been hardened
-in some earthquake furnace long since then, and these flints
-are new, though they held fire before Prometheus suffered.
-This soft soil is the relics of the life and death of a thousand
-green years, and the fresh bloom that feeds on its decay will
-nourish succeeding blossoms.</p>
-
-<p>The Western nations look here for the dawn, and the people
-of the East for sunset. Young children look up here from
-cottage doors at evening, and see the portals of Paradise
-opened, gazing through vistas brighter than imagination, unfolding
-far into the heart of heaven, and hold their breath,
-waiting for the passage of the archangels. This is a glorified
-soil. On these peaks hang the morning and the evening
-stars. The sun and the moon come here to do them honour;
-and they clothe themselves with gold and azure, and purple,
-deeper than the Tyrian, to receive their celestial guests.</p>
-
-<p>High up here in this blessed solitude there is life, and liberty
-of heart, and sacred peace. No fenced-in space confines me
-here. I breathe in a domain as wide as the horizon, as high
-as the planets and the sun. The clouds are my fellow-wanderers
-here, and enjoy with me the liberal bosom of the air.
-Their ethereal hills and dales invite my fancy to a real heaven,
-where I gather all I love around me. Their shadows cover
-me as they pass over, and I bid them “God speed” as they
-carry cool showers down to the thirsting land. No miserable
-moan of want or sickness, no sob of long-breaking hearts,
-no choked sigh of cheated hope, nor any human woe, alarms
-me here. I see no loathsome household, plague-stricken with
-poverty, and festering in filth, despised of men, and famishing
-into horrors and crime: no form of woman (black shame
-before God!) wading in fœtid rags through mire and snow,
-with those awful human (!) children of hers, debased as the
-swine with whom they sleep (for charity!) and on whom the
-rich man looks&mdash;poor unreckoning fool!&mdash;and never pauses to
-think and tremble.</p>
-
-<p>Here the wild bee sings among the rich fragrance of the
-heather-bells and thyme, gathering pure honey, fresh from
-the breath of the immediate sunrise. The larks have their
-nests among the heath by thousands, and make the whole
-mountain musical. Many strange insects, born and dying in
-the hour, that live on dew-drops, buzz by, and a thousand unknown
-creatures, gifted with voice, inhabiting small twigs in
-labyrinths of greenest moss, join in the hymn. The invisible
-wind, like a ruler of the strings, pours in a sovereign master-note
-that blends in all one solemn harmony, filling the air till
-the valleys sing for joy.</p>
-
-<p>Here is Solitude, unforced, and free as the wandering wind.
-Here is peace like the summer life of untrodden blossoms.
-Here is a lofty quiet as of the dreams of the heart over its
-holy memories. Here are everlasting rocks, steadfast as honour,
-and true. Here is wealth for Fancy, and a dwelling for
-Imagination. Wide and far as the peaks can seek the heavens,
-there is no place for Envy or Hate, where the glens are
-vocal, and the holy silence compels the heart to adoration,
-making a haven for religion among the mighty hills.</p>
-
-<p>What throes of central agony heaved up these huge mountains,
-twisting and folding each into each away as far as the
-eye can follow! What pangs and convulsions at the heart!
-What startling from chaotic trance, long before man or his
-mammoth ancestors, at the creative song of some wandering
-star-messenger, millions of years upon its way!</p>
-
-<p>My heart enlarges here, and recognises an aërial amity with
-the sky. I am filled with celestial promptings. I shake off
-all incumbrance of the earth. I stretch out my arms to the
-blue heaven, and its breath comes into my bosom as a friend.
-The stir of humanity is dumb beneath me. I leap among the
-heathy knolls. I sing beside the infant rivers. I shout, and
-hear answers from the lurking echoes, like the mysterious
-voices of infinite years. I drink in unused air with</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse indent4">“Fair creatures of the element,</div>
-<div class="verse">That in the colours of the rainbow live,</div>
-<div class="verse">And play i’ the plighted clouds.”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>I stand wrapt in mute visions, growing into the majesty of
-the mountains. I spurn Decay and Time. I share the enduring
-strength, and carry lightly the burden of centuries.</p>
-
-<p>The mountains swell up around me like a sea with billows.
-My footfall is inaudible, and I fleet to and fro like the unbodied
-soul of a great poet that makes the worlds it sees. There
-are no furrows on this soil: the curse has not fallen here.
-The sweat of the brow has not dropped here, nor aught save
-the rain and the dew of heaven. I am still nearer to the angels,
-and my spirit begins to put forth unaccustomed wings.</p>
-
-<p>The ancient gods still linger here, and Antiquity has not
-yet grown old. The world has not yet heard “the voice of
-one crying in the wilderness,” nor has Paul yet preached.
-Here I am a devout Pagan. I am the friend of Plato; I remember
-the voice of Socrates. I worship the Gods reverently,
-and have come up hither with sacrifice according to
-the voice of the oracle.</p>
-
-<p>I have drunk with the muses at this fountain. Here, under
-the hanging ivy from the rock, I behold the real Castaly; and
-wherever the stream may wander, it will carry music on its
-way from divinest voices. From this clump I have listened
-to Apollo teaching the shepherds. Yea, I feel my veins
-tingling with a more celestial liquor; I own invulnerable limbs,
-and am myself a God!</p>
-
-<p>It was not Mercury, but I, who passed swiftly down yon
-green declivity with feathered feet, and away over the hill-tops
-like the shadow of a cloud. Those cattle brousing in the
-thicket, far down the ravine, I stole from Pieria. I bear the
-imperial mandates, and the breeze carries the sound of my
-eloquence through all the forests.</p>
-
-<p>But I aspire to loftier seats. This is the high Olympus;
-Saturn is baffled, and immortal Jove laughs at the terrible prophecies
-of the enduring Titan. Let him rend his rivets. Let
-him melt the heart of Caucasus, or appease the Vulture!
-Would that I could as easily escape the reproaches of Juno, or
-overcome Danäe! But it shall rain gold to-morrow in her lap,
-and Leda shall fondle in her snowier bosom a snowy swan.
-Meanwhile let the nectar be poured! The laughing gods surround
-me, and I know immortal vigour. How Mercury jeered
-at the grinning Vulcan erewhile as he writhed his iron sinews,
-when I held him over the edge of heaven! Here I compel the
-clouds around me; I sit throned, and thunder.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Lo! to my ears comes up a solemn strain, and the Eagle
-shrieks and flies. The thunderbolt withers from my hand:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse indent2">“The Oracles are dumb;</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">No voice or hideous hum</div>
-<div class="verse">Runs through the archéd roof with words deceiving;</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">Apollo from his shrine</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">Can no more divine,</div>
-<div class="verse">With hollow shriek the steep of Delphos leaving;</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">No nightly trance, or breathéd spell,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">Inspires the pale-eyed priest in his prophetic cell.”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>A louder thunder has been heard than Jove’s. There is a
-mountain more venerable than Olympus. Moses went up
-there to talk with God, and came down with the brightness
-of the sun in his countenance that could not be looked upon,
-bearing in his hand an eternal law. That thunder still echoes
-which shook Babylon, and quelled the Assyrian. The Persian
-rolled away before it like a cloud. The Egyptian, Greek, and
-Roman, have fled from it for ever.</p>
-
-<p>But a greater than Moses has made the mountains holy. A
-greater hierophant opened up there the law and the prophets.
-On a mountain Satan confessed his conqueror. Who shall
-conceive of that tremendous hour, pregnant with the fate
-of man, when “Jesus went up alone into the mountain to
-pray!” And we know what deed was done on Calvary.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">APOLOGUES AND FABLES<br />
-<span class="smaller">FROM FOREIGN LANGUAGES.</span></h2>
-
-<p class="center">(<i>Translated for the Irish Penny Journal.</i>)</p>
-
-<h3>No. V.&mdash;THE OLD MAN AND THE YOUTHS.<br />
-<span class="smaller">(FROM THE FRENCH OF LAFONTAINE.)</span></h3>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">A man of eighty years was planting trees:&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">“Ha! ha!” laughed out three striplings from the village,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">“Planting at eighty!&mdash;Had his task been tillage,</div>
-<div class="verse">Or building houses, or aught else you please,</div>
-<div class="verse">The folly might have passed as less worth noting.</div>
-<div class="verse">But&mdash;planting trees! He must indeed be doting!</div>
-<div class="verse">Why, in the name of all that’s odd, old neighbour,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">What fruit can such as you expect to gather</div>
-<div class="verse">From this ridiculous and driftless labour?</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">You, who already are a great-grandfather!</div>
-<div class="verse">What! do you think to rival in his years</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Methuselah? For shame! Do penance rather</div>
-<div class="verse">For your past errors! Mourn your sins with tears!</div>
-<div class="verse">Abandon hopes and plans that so ill suit your</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Age and grey hairs! Give over looking wildly</div>
-<div class="verse">Out through the vista of a boundless future!</div>
-<div class="verse">All these are but for us, and such as we.”</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">“They are not even for you,” replied the Old Man mildly.</div>
-<div class="verse">“Youth may be just as nigh Eternity</div>
-<div class="verse">As Age. What though the pitfalls of Existence</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Be covered o’er with flowers in lieu of snows,</div>
-<div class="verse">Who shall foremeasure the brief distance</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Between this dim dream’s birth and close?</div>
-<div class="verse">The wingéd bolts of Death are swift to strike</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Life in its dawning as decline;</div>
-<div class="verse">The pallid Parcæ play their game alike</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">With your days and with mine.</div>
-<div class="verse">Who knows which of us four shall be the one</div>
-<div class="verse">To gaze last on the glory of the sun?</div>
-<div class="verse">Molest me not, then. Leave me to employ</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">The hours that yet remain to me. I love</div>
-<div class="verse">To think my great-grandchildren will enjoy</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">The shade and shelter of this embryo grove.</div>
-<div class="verse">Meantime I live, I breathe, and I may even</div>
-<div class="verse">Share for some years to come the gifts of Heaven.</div>
-<div class="verse">Alas! even I may see the morning-light</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Shine more than once, young men! upon your graves!”</div>
-<div class="verse">The Old Man spake a truth which Time revealed:&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">Boating soon after, on a stormy night,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">One of these youths was buried in the waves&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">A second was cut off upon the battle-field&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">The third fell ill, and in four fleeting weeks</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">His bier was dressed with Death’s pale plumes;&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">So died the Three&mdash;thus early fated!</div>
-<div class="verse">And while the tears rolled down his cheeks,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">The Old Man sculptured on their tombs</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">The story I have here narrated.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse right">M.</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p class="gap4">Learning, it has been said, may be an instrument of fraud:
-so may bread, if discharged from the mouth of a cannon, be
-an instrument of death.&mdash;<cite>Bentham.</cite></p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">THE SNUFF SHOP.</h2>
-
-<p>Few, we dare say, ever entered a shop of the description
-named in the title of this paper with any other idea than that
-they were entering merely a repository of Lundy Foot, cigars,
-and small twist. Few, we suppose, ever looked on such a
-place in any other light, or ever considered its keeper in any
-other point of view than that simply of a tobacconist. Yet is
-there another light, and a dismal one it is, in which both the
-snuff shop and the snuff dealer himself may be looked upon;
-and it is in such a light that we ourselves always do look upon
-them. This is, viewing the one as a charnel-house of defunct
-authors; the other as a goul, battening on their mortal remains.
-We sometimes vary this horrifying, but, alas! too
-correct view of the snuff shop and the snuff dealer, by supposing
-the one a sort of literary shambles or slaughter-house, and
-the other a cold-blooded, merciless literary butcher.</p>
-
-<p>Taking either of these views of the snuff shop, what a change
-takes place in its aspect, and in that of every thing and person
-pertaining to it! What a dismal and hideous den it then becomes,
-and what a truculent, savage-looking fiend becomes
-that smiling and simpering tobacconist! No bowels of compassion
-has he for the mangled and mutilated authors that are
-lying thick around him, cruelly Burked by his own merciless
-hands. No; there he sits in the midst of the dire carnage as
-calm and unconcerned as if he had nothing whatever to do
-with it&mdash;the callous monster!</p>
-
-<p>Pursuing the idea just broached, let us enter this horrid
-den, and for a moment contemplate its interior in a spirit in
-accordance with that idea; for, not being authors, we have
-nothing to fear for ourselves, it being that class only that
-need stand in awe of the snuff shop&mdash;to all others it is a harmless
-place enough.</p>
-
-<p>Lo! then, behold (giving us the advantage here of a little
-stretch of imagination), the walls bespattered with the blood
-and brains of murdered authors; and see that blood-stained
-bench which the demon of the place calls a counter; and in
-various other depositories around lie their dismembered limbs
-and mangled carcases. Oh, it is a shocking and heart-rending
-sight!</p>
-
-<p>Some of those unfortunates have evidently died hard: they
-have the appearance of having struggled desperately for life.
-But, alas, in vain! An irresistible destiny thrust them into the
-fatal snuff shop, where they perished quickly and miserably by
-the hand of the ruthless savage within. Others, again, seem
-to have quietly resigned themselves to their fate, and, indeed,
-to have been more than half dead before they were brought
-in; while others, again, appear to have been wholly defunct,
-having died a natural death. These, then, have been conveyed
-thither merely to be cut up, and converted to the degrading
-uses of the tobacconist.</p>
-
-<p>Although some of the unhappy authors whose mangled
-remains strew this den of horrors seem to have attained a
-kind of maturity before they were cruelly torn to pieces as we
-now see them, by far the greater number are a sort of murdered
-innocents, having been strangled in their birth, or shortly
-after. A good many there are, too, who seem to have been
-dead born, or to have perished while yet in embryo.</p>
-
-<p>Piteous as it is to look on the heavy, sturdy corpses of the
-murdered prose writers that lie thickly up and down this
-chamber of death, yet infinitely more piteous is it to contemplate
-the delicate, fragile forms of the poets thus cruelly mangled
-and mutilated that lie no less thickly around us. Poor
-dear, unfledged things! What a fate has been thine!&mdash;what
-a destiny, to be consigned, ere ye had yet opportunity to open
-your little musical throats, to the tender mercies of <em>that</em> literary
-Burke&mdash;that ruthless monster whom the world, thinking
-of him only in connection with cigars and pigtail, calls a
-tobacconist. Where now, sweet little humming birds, be those
-soft and tender notes with which ye sought, alas, how vainly!
-to charm the huge, rude ear of an uncouth and barbarous
-world that would not listen to ye? Alas, they have ceased
-for ever! How little does that savage, the demon of the place,
-mind your sweet, small voices, that give forth a piteous wail,
-like the last notes of the dying swan, every time he lays his
-merciless hands on you. Little, indeed! Let but a customer
-come in for half an ounce of “Blackguard,” and he will, without
-the smallest hesitation or compunction, seize one of you,
-dear unfortunates, and tear you limb from limb for his own
-and that customer’s conveniency: ay, for a paltry three half-pence,
-mayhap less&mdash;a pennyworth of “Scotch”&mdash;will he perpetrate
-this atrocious deed. That sanguinary bench, that horrid<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span>
-counter, is strewn over with your slim carcases and fragile
-limbs; and your murderer is hanging over your mutilated remains,
-laughing and chatting and joking with his customers
-as pleasantly and unconcernedly as if you were so much waste
-paper. Oh, it is atrocious!</p>
-
-<p>Such, then, dear reader, is the light&mdash;a terrible one, indeed,
-but as thou wilt acknowledge, we have no doubt, a correct
-one&mdash;in which we look upon snuff shops, which, as thou well
-knowest, have long lain, and not unjustly, under the stigma
-of being fatal to authors. If thou art one, pray, then, eschew
-it; for if thou dost once enter its dismal portals, thou wilt
-never, never more be heard of in this world!</p>
-
-<p class="right">C.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">ANIMAL TAMING.</h2>
-
-<h3>SECOND AND CONCLUDING ARTICLE.</h3>
-
-<p>In my last paper on the taming of animals, I treated the subject
-generally rather than in detail. It is probable that the
-curious reader may not be displeased to learn a little more of
-the mode of keeping and domesticating wild and savage animals,
-as well as the methods to be adopted in order to bring
-together fierce animals of different species, and induce them
-to occupy the same cage in peace and harmony, and without
-danger of contention. It is, as will be at once recognised,
-this latter circumstance which renders the exhibitions of Van
-Amburgh and his rivals as wonderful as they are; it being
-a far easier matter to reconcile a lion or a tiger to yourself,
-and even familiarize it to the furthest possible degree, than it
-is to induce the tiger and the lion to consort together, and
-refrain from engaging in deadly conflict.</p>
-
-<p>Let us suppose, for the sake of illustration of the mode
-which should be adopted to tame two or more animals, that
-you are made a present of a lion and a tiger. If the animals
-be very young, you will have very little trouble with them for
-a long time&mdash;none, indeed, beyond the necessity of attending
-to their health, for the larger felines are difficult to be reared;
-but as they grow older, they will be very apt to quarrel between
-themselves; wounds will be given and received, and
-the death or maiming of either, or perhaps of both, will pretty
-speedily result. To guard against any unpleasantness of this
-nature, it should be your business the instant you receive the
-animals to commence operations. Let them be kept at first
-far apart; for it is not advisable, as their dispositions may be
-very different, that one should be witness of the severity you
-may be compelled to exercise towards the other. This done,
-take, according to the animals’ ages, a stout cane, a supplejack,
-or an iron rod. If the creatures be very young, that is,
-under three months, or perhaps four, the cane will be sufficient.
-If greater, or from that to half grown, you will require the
-supplejack, and let it be thicker at one end than at the other.
-For a half-grown animal the iron rod will be absolutely necessary,
-and it must be of sufficient weight that a blow of it
-on the skull may be sufficient to produce a temporary insensibility&mdash;the
-only chance you will have of escape, should the
-fierce brutes at any time take it into their heads to rebel.</p>
-
-<p>Having thus provided yourself with arms offensive, you
-must be equally cautious as to your costume. That must be
-of strong material, hard, and fitting close. You must have
-no loose flapping skirts, no open jackets. All must be tight,
-and buttoned closely to the body. An under-waistcoat
-(sleeved) of strong buff, with a stout pea-jacket over it, leather
-or corduroy breeches, and top boots, is about the best
-dress for the experimentalist in animal taming that I can suggest
-at this moment. The reason&mdash;for I like to give a reason
-for everything I recommend&mdash;of this necessity for a firm, tight-fitting
-dress, is, that if a wild animal, although to all appearance
-perfectly domesticated, chances even in play to get his
-claws fastened in your clothes, the sensation of seizing upon
-prey involuntarily presents itself to his imagination. The accidental
-entanglement is succeeded by a plunge of the claws,
-the jaws are brought into requisition, and your life is by no
-means in a safe position. Hence the necessity for tight dress.</p>
-
-<p>Thus accoutred, with your rod in your hand, and, if the
-animal be more than half grown, a brace of pistols in your
-breast&mdash;the one loaded with ball, the other with powder, upon
-which a quantity of tow has been crammed down&mdash;approach
-the cage of the young animal which you design to tame. I
-commence with this stage of the process, because I presume
-that you have already rendered your protegé sufficiently familiar
-by feeding and caressing it through the bars, and by
-spending some time each day in its company. I presume
-therefore that it has already begun to recognise your appearance,
-and to come over to your hand when called, as well as
-to permit you to stroke and pat it, without attempting to bite
-you. Approach the cage, hold in your left hand a heavy
-cloak or blanket wrapped round your hand and arm; let
-there be two assistants near at hand, and a small stove in
-which half a dozen iron rods are heating; let the door of the
-cage be a real door, opening upon hinges, and shutting with
-a good and deeply-notched latch&mdash;not a sliding door, as such
-a mode of entering the cage might be as much as your life was
-worth. Speak kindly to the animal, and caress it through
-the bars of its cage ere you enter, or the suddenness of your
-entrance may irritate or alarm it, and thus induce it to attack
-you. Your costume should likewise by no means have been
-put on for the first time. You should have dressed in a similar
-manner during all your former visits, so that your intended
-pet might be acquainted with your appearance. Let a platform
-be erected outside the cage, to its level, and ascend this,
-where stand a few minutes, boldly caressing and speaking to
-the animal. Then throw open the door, enter with a firm
-and resolute step, push the door behind you, but see that you
-do not for an instant remove your eyes from those of the animal
-you are visiting. Do not advance from the door; stand
-near the bars of the cage, that you may have a better chance
-of escape, and may be more readily assisted by your attendants
-in the event of an attack. Speak kindly towards the
-animal, and if it, as it most likely will, comes over to you, fear
-nothing, but stretch forth your hand and caress it. The creature
-will then probably purr, and rub against you. Permit it
-to do so, and encourage it in its familiarity; but if it offer to
-play with you, repress such disposition with firmness; and if
-you perceive that the animal is bent on frolic, leave the cage
-at once, for it is unsafe longer to remain, the play of these
-savage creatures always leading to mischief, just as the cat
-sports with the captured mouse ere she gives it the finishing
-blow, and buries it in her maw. Repress, therefore, every attempt
-to play. Use your rod freely and severely. Do so not
-merely for a grievous fault, but for the most distant appearance
-of insubordination. Let your corrections be terrible
-when you do inflict them, and you will have to repeat them so
-much the less frequently. Some, and Van Amburgh I believe
-among the rest, are in favour of beating the animals
-every morning, whether they deserve such chastisement or
-not, just by way of keeping up a salutary awe of their masters.
-I object to this, as I conceive it to be both cruel and
-unnecessary. If animals are of an unruly disposition, and require
-frequent correction, I should rather recommend that
-they should be visited every morning, and an opportunity of
-misbehaving themselves thus afforded, when indeed a good
-thrashing might be administered with much greater justice.
-Never display either timidity or ill-humour. The former will
-make the animals despise your menaces, and perhaps give you
-a bite or a claw&mdash;the latter will cause them to hate you, to
-regard you as a tyrant, and probably seize on the first favourable
-opportunity for your destruction. Be just, therefore,
-in your punishments, and do not be too familiar. Never for
-an instant permit any animal to make too free with you. Recollect
-the old copybook adage, “Familiarity breeds contempt;”
-and recollect that if a young lion or a tiger so far
-forgets himself as to despise your authority, you will stand a
-fair chance of being torn to pieces some fine morning, and devoured
-for their breakfast.</p>
-
-<p>I conceive that the preceding rapidly sketched hints will
-serve as a sufficient ground-work for the animal-tamer to act
-upon. He must not be discouraged if he do not succeed at
-first, and he must be satisfied to take time, and persevere.
-Without this he need not hope for success.</p>
-
-<p>The animal-tamer must be fearless&mdash;such a thing as terror
-must be a feeling wholly foreign to his soul. He must be as
-brave as a lion: for how can he otherwise hope to subdue the
-bravest of the animal creation? I have said “bravest,” and
-so let the word stand; but I was perhaps led to employ the
-expression rather from popular prejudice, than from a conviction
-of its truth. The feline tribes are very powerful and very
-fierce animals, but they are by no means brave. A bulldog has
-more courage in his pigmy body, than exists in the prodigious
-carcasses or a dozen lions or tigers. Let the animal-tamer
-recollect this, and the knowledge of this fact will probably encourage
-him. To give a case in point:&mdash;I was once endeavouring
-to make friends with the tigress in the Zoological Gardens,
-Phœnix Park&mdash;a beautiful animal, subsequently purchased from
-the Zoological Society by the proprietors of the Portobello<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>
-Gardens, and since unfortunately dead. I had got so far as
-to be able to stroke the creature on the head and back, and
-even to open her mouth with my hand, and leave it within
-her terrible jaws. This I did on my third visit to her, in
-presence of the animal’s keeper. One day I was alone with
-the tigress, and my hand was upon her neck: she with equal
-good nature had placed her enormous paw upon my shoulder,
-and was purring in a most affectionate manner, when a sudden
-noise from one of the other animals caused me to start;
-instantly the paw was brought down upon my arm with some
-violence, and before I could extricate my hand, Kate, as the
-tigress was called, had closed her teeth upon the limb, which she
-held firmly, though as yet uninjured. I strove to withdraw my
-hand, but to no purpose. I felt in a most uncomfortable position,
-reader, for I feared that I should lose a very useful
-member of my frame: it was my <em>right</em> hand. Had I lost it, I
-should have been unable to have written this or any of the
-other papers I have given you. The teeth of the tigress became
-more and more firmly closed, and my efforts to disengage
-my hand were unavailing; I called for assistance, but no one
-was within hearing; when, calling courage and resolution to
-my aid, I bethought me of my own principles, and, raising my
-other hand, dealt Kate as severe a blow as I was able with
-my clenched fist upon her nose. The experiment was successful.
-The animal, at once releasing my hand, sprang with
-an angry howl to the opposite side of her cage, from which
-in a few moments she returned cowering and submissive, apparently
-eager to regain that portion of my good opinion that
-she seemed conscious of having forfeited.</p>
-
-<p>If, then, you are attacked, act with promptness and decision.
-Use your rod freely; but if you find yourself in danger, employ
-your pistol, not, however, that loaded with ball (reserve it as
-a last resource, when there is nought else between you and
-death), but that loaded only with powder and tow; fire it into
-the animal’s face, and I think there is no doubt but it will
-afford you ample time for escape; nay, it may in all likelihood
-render you conqueror; and if you perceive that the shock has
-terrified your assailant, hand the pistol to be re-loaded by an
-assistant, while you advance and finish with your rod what the
-pistol began. If you be seized and overpowered, let your
-attendants use the heated irons; they should be of a sufficient
-length to reach to any part of the cage, and should be applied
-to the nose and mouth. They will generally be found successful
-in turning the current of affairs.</p>
-
-<p>Ere taking leave of my readers, I must say a few words as
-to introducing animals of different species to each other. A
-very brief notice, comprised under one or two heads, will suffice.
-First, let <em>each</em> animal be perfectly and individually under
-your control. Secondly, do not put the strangers into the
-same cage all at once, but put them into a cage partitioned by
-an iron railing, in which leave them for a few weeks, until you
-begin to perceive that they have made each other’s acquaintance,
-and may be trusted together; and do you enter the cage
-with them when first brought together, and visit the least
-symptom of hostility with instant and effective chastisement.
-They should not at first be left together entirely, but only for
-an hour or two each day while it is convenient to you to attend.
-By and bye, when they become sufficiently familiarized, you
-need be under no apprehension. When two animals have been
-brought together, it will be comparatively easy and safe to introduce
-a third, then a fourth, and so on; the safety increasing
-in proportion to their numbers. Make it also your business
-to select your animals with judgment. To an old leopard
-introduce a young lion, for instance, because the leopard will,
-in consequence of the youth of his new acquaintance, crow over
-him, and aid you in subduing him. This advantage, to be
-gained by observing dissimilarity of ages, is by no means to be
-overlooked, as it is a powerful agent in the work of domestication
-and association of the different species of animals.
-When one animal is of a timid kind&mdash;the natural prey probably
-of the other, which latter is fierce and powerful&mdash;you have
-nothing to do but to make the more powerful animal <em>afraid</em> of
-its timid and defenceless companion. This may be done in
-various modes, just as the time or opportunities may suggest.
-A simple illustration may serve. Take a young cat and put
-her into a cage. Take a rat’s or a mouse’s skin, and fill it
-with hot scalding bran; throw it to the cat, and when she
-runs at it, take hold of her and thrust the hot skin into her
-mouth; keep it there for a minute till she is well burned, and
-you have rendered that cat ever afterwards harmless towards
-mice, at least towards such as you may introduce to her; a
-wild one which she met with at large might fare differently,
-though I hardly think she would even attempt to injure it.
-Treat a bird-skin in this manner, and, after the scalding, tie
-it for a while around puss’s neck, and you have secured your
-aviary from molestation. Sometimes the first experiment of
-this kind is not successful. When such is the case, however,
-be not disheartened, but repeat it; and one or two such inflictions
-cannot fail being effective. You may thus have cats,
-rats, mice, birds, &amp;c., &amp;c., all in one cage; a curiosity I have
-often beheld, and which I have myself succeeded in forming in
-the manner I have described.</p>
-
-<p>Let not the reader who may endeavour to put the above
-rules in practice be disheartened by a little difficulty at starting.
-The power of nature is strong, and it is not until after
-a long and severe course of training that art can expect to
-overcome it. Let, therefore, the experimenter ever bear in
-mind the extraordinary force of nature, and the vast labour
-necessary to keep it in abeyance; and in order that he should
-do so, I shall tell him the following anecdote:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Cecco maintained that nature was more potent than art,
-while Dante asserted the contrary. To prove his principle
-the great Italian bard referred to his cat, which by repeated
-practice he had taught to hold a candle in its paw while he
-supped or read. Cecco desired to witness the experiment,
-and came not unprepared for his purpose. When Dante’s cat
-was performing its part, Cecco lifted up the lid of a pot which
-he had filled with mice; the creature of art instantly showed
-the weakness of a talent merely acquired, and, dropping the
-candle, sprang on the mice with all its instinctive propensity.
-Dante was himself disconcerted; and it was adjudged that
-the advocate for the occult principle of natural faculties had
-gained his cause.” Bear this anecdote therefore in mind.
-Do not forget the power of natural instinct, even over the
-most careful artificial training; and let it be your anxious
-care to keep far distant every circumstance that might provoke
-the awakening of the one, or tend to shake or to subvert
-the influence of the other.</p>
-
-<p>This short sketch has, I trust, given my readers an insight
-into the mode by which Van Amburgh and his rivals perform
-their wonders; and I can assure them, that by following the
-principles I have here laid down, they may themselves, if they
-choose, equal in their own private menageries the performances
-of those public exhibitors.</p>
-
-<p class="right">H. D. R.</p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">Philosophy.</span>&mdash;Philosophy can add to our happiness in no
-other manner but by diminishing our misery: it should not
-pretend to increase our present stock, but make us economists
-of what we are possessed of. The great source of calamity
-lies in regret or anticipation; he therefore is most wise who
-thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future.
-This is impossible to a man of pleasure; it is difficult to the
-man of business, and is in some degree attainable by the philosopher.
-Happy were we all born philosophers&mdash;all born
-with a talent of thus dissipating our own cares by spreading
-them upon all mankind.&mdash;<cite>Goldsmith.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4">There are but two means in the world of gaining by other
-men&mdash;by being either agreeable or useful.</p>
-
-<p class="gap4">Artificial modesty disparages a woman’s real virtue as much
-as the use of paint does the natural complexion.</p>
-
-<p class="gap4">It is a common fault never to be satisfied with our fortune,
-nor dissatisfied with our understanding.&mdash;<cite>Rochefoucault.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4">A prison is a grave to bury men alive.&mdash;<cite>Mynshul.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4">A titled nobility is the most undisputed progeny of feudal
-barbarism.&mdash;<cite>Sir James Mackintosh.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4">The worthiest people are the most injured by slander; as
-we usually find that to be the best fruit which the birds have
-been pecking at.&mdash;<cite>Swift.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4">A miser grows rich by seeming poor, an extravagant man
-grows poor by seeming rich.&mdash;<cite>Shenstone.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4">There is not greater difference between the living and the
-dead, than between a wise man and a blockhead.&mdash;<cite>Aristotle.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4">A man who has good judgment has the same advantage
-over men of any other qualifications whatsoever, as one that
-can see would have over a blind man of ten times the strength.&mdash;<cite>Steele.</cite></p>
-
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-of the General Advertiser, No. 6, Church Lane, College Green, Dublin&mdash;Agents:&mdash;<span class="smcap">R.
-Groombridge</span>, Panyer Alley, Paternoster Row, London;
-<span class="smcap">Simms</span> and <span class="smcap">Dinham</span>, Exchange Street, Manchester; <span class="smcap">C. Davies</span>, North
-John Street, Liverpool; <span class="smcap">J. Drake</span>, Birmingham; <span class="smcap">Slocombe</span> and <span class="smcap">Simms</span>,
-Leeds; <span class="smcap">Fraser</span> and <span class="smcap">Crawford</span>, George Street, Edinburgh; and <span class="smcap">David
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