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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Unbearable Bassington, by Saki
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+Title: The Unbearable Bassington
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE UNBEARABLE BASSINGTON***
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+Transcribed from the 1913 John Lane edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
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+
+ THE UNBEARABLE
+ BASSINGTON
+
+
+ :: BY H. H. MUNRO (“SAKI”) ::
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [Picture: Decorative graphic]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON: JOHN LANE, THE BODLEY HEAD
+
+ NEW YORK: JOHN LANE COMPANY
+
+ TORONTO: BELL & COCKBURN. MCMXIII
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _SIXTH EDITION_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ PRINTED BY JAS. TRUSCOTT & SON, LTD. LONDON
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+AUTHOR’S NOTE
+
+
+This story has no moral.
+
+If it points out an evil at any rate it suggests no remedy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+
+FRANCESCA BASSINGTON sat in the drawing-room of her house in Blue Street,
+W., regaling herself and her estimable brother Henry with China tea and
+small cress sandwiches. The meal was of that elegant proportion which,
+while ministering sympathetically to the desires of the moment, is
+happily reminiscent of a satisfactory luncheon and blessedly expectant of
+an elaborate dinner to come.
+
+In her younger days Francesca had been known as the beautiful Miss
+Greech; at forty, although much of the original beauty remained, she was
+just dear Francesca Bassington. No one would have dreamed of calling her
+sweet, but a good many people who scarcely knew her were punctilious
+about putting in the “dear.”
+
+Her enemies, in their honester moments, would have admitted that she was
+svelte and knew how to dress, but they would have agreed with her friends
+in asserting that she had no soul. When one’s friends and enemies agree
+on any particular point they are usually wrong. Francesca herself, if
+pressed in an unguarded moment to describe her soul, would probably have
+described her drawing-room. Not that she would have considered that the
+one had stamped the impress of its character on the other, so that close
+scrutiny might reveal its outstanding features, and even suggest its
+hidden places, but because she might have dimly recognised that her
+drawing-room was her soul.
+
+Francesca was one of those women towards whom Fate appears to have the
+best intentions and never to carry them into practice. With the
+advantages put at her disposal she might have been expected to command a
+more than average share of feminine happiness. So many of the things
+that make for fretfulness, disappointment and discouragement in a woman’s
+life were removed from her path that she might well have been considered
+the fortunate Miss Greech, or later, lucky Francesca Bassington. And she
+was not of the perverse band of those who make a rock-garden of their
+souls by dragging into them all the stoney griefs and unclaimed troubles
+they can find lying around them. Francesca loved the smooth ways and
+pleasant places of life; she liked not merely to look on the bright side
+of things but to live there and stay there. And the fact that things
+had, at one time and another, gone badly with her and cheated her of some
+of her early illusions made her cling the closer to such good fortune as
+remained to her now that she seemed to have reached a calmer period of
+her life. To undiscriminating friends she appeared in the guise of a
+rather selfish woman, but it was merely the selfishness of one who had
+seen the happy and unhappy sides of life and wished to enjoy to the
+utmost what was left to her of the former. The vicissitudes of fortune
+had not soured her, but they had perhaps narrowed her in the sense of
+making her concentrate much of her sympathies on things that immediately
+pleased and amused her, or that recalled and perpetuated the pleasing and
+successful incidents of other days. And it was her drawing-room in
+particular that enshrined the memorials or tokens of past and present
+happiness.
+
+Into that comfortable quaint-shaped room of angles and bays and alcoves
+had sailed, as into a harbour, those precious personal possessions and
+trophies that had survived the buffetings and storms of a not very
+tranquil married life. Wherever her eyes might turn she saw the embodied
+results of her successes, economies, good luck, good management or good
+taste. The battle had more than once gone against her, but she had
+somehow always contrived to save her baggage train, and her complacent
+gaze could roam over object after object that represented the spoils of
+victory or the salvage of honourable defeat. The delicious bronze
+Fremiet on the mantelpiece had been the outcome of a Grand Prix
+sweepstake of many years ago; a group of Dresden figures of some
+considerable value had been bequeathed to her by a discreet admirer, who
+had added death to his other kindnesses; another group had been a
+self-bestowed present, purchased in blessed and unfading memory of a
+wonderful nine-days’ bridge winnings at a country-house party. There
+were old Persian and Bokharan rugs and Worcester tea-services of glowing
+colour, and little treasures of antique silver that each enshrined a
+history or a memory in addition to its own intrinsic value. It amused
+her at times to think of the bygone craftsmen and artificers who had
+hammered and wrought and woven in far distant countries and ages, to
+produce the wonderful and beautiful things that had come, one way and
+another, into her possession. Workers in the studios of medieval Italian
+towns and of later Paris, in the bazaars of Baghdad and of Central Asia,
+in old-time English workshops and German factories, in all manner of
+queer hidden corners where craft secrets were jealously guarded, nameless
+unremembered men and men whose names were world-renowned and deathless.
+
+And above all her other treasures, dominating in her estimation every
+other object that the room contained, was the great Van der Meulen that
+had come from her father’s home as part of her wedding dowry. It fitted
+exactly into the central wall panel above the narrow buhl cabinet, and
+filled exactly its right space in the composition and balance of the
+room. From wherever you sat it seemed to confront you as the dominating
+feature of its surroundings. There was a pleasing serenity about the
+great pompous battle scene with its solemn courtly warriors bestriding
+their heavily prancing steeds, grey or skewbald or dun, all gravely in
+earnest, and yet somehow conveying the impression that their campaigns
+were but vast serious picnics arranged in the grand manner. Francesca
+could not imagine the drawing-room without the crowning complement of the
+stately well-hung picture, just as she could not imagine herself in any
+other setting than this house in Blue Street with its crowded Pantheon of
+cherished household gods.
+
+And herein sprouted one of the thorns that obtruded through the rose-leaf
+damask of what might otherwise have been Francesca’s peace of mind.
+One’s happiness always lies in the future rather than in the past. With
+due deference to an esteemed lyrical authority one may safely say that a
+sorrow’s crown of sorrow is anticipating unhappier things. The house in
+Blue Street had been left to her by her old friend Sophie Chetrof, but
+only until such time as her niece Emmeline Chetrof should marry, when it
+was to pass to her as a wedding present. Emmeline was now seventeen and
+passably good-looking, and four or five years were all that could be
+safely allotted to the span of her continued spinsterhood. Beyond that
+period lay chaos, the wrenching asunder of Francesca from the sheltering
+habitation that had grown to be her soul. It is true that in imagination
+she had built herself a bridge across the chasm, a bridge of a single
+span. The bridge in question was her schoolboy son Comus, now being
+educated somewhere in the southern counties, or rather one should say the
+bridge consisted of the possibility of his eventual marriage with
+Emmeline, in which case Francesca saw herself still reigning, a trifle
+squeezed and incommoded perhaps, but still reigning in the house in Blue
+Street. The Van der Meulen would still catch its requisite afternoon
+light in its place of honour, the Fremiet and the Dresden and Old
+Worcester would continue undisturbed in their accustomed niches.
+Emmeline could have the Japanese snuggery, where Francesca sometimes
+drank her after-dinner coffee, as a separate drawing-room, where she
+could put her own things. The details of the bridge structure had all
+been carefully thought out. Only—it was an unfortunate circumstance that
+Comus should have been the span on which everything balanced.
+
+Francesca’s husband had insisted on giving the boy that strange Pagan
+name, and had not lived long enough to judge as to the appropriateness,
+or otherwise, of its significance. In seventeen years and some odd
+months Francesca had had ample opportunity for forming an opinion
+concerning her son’s characteristics. The spirit of mirthfulness which
+one associates with the name certainly ran riot in the boy, but it was a
+twisted wayward sort of mirth of which Francesca herself could seldom see
+the humorous side. In her brother Henry, who sat eating small cress
+sandwiches as solemnly as though they had been ordained in some
+immemorial Book of Observances, fate had been undisguisedly kind to her.
+He might so easily have married some pretty helpless little woman, and
+lived at Notting Hill Gate, and been the father of a long string of pale,
+clever useless children, who would have had birthdays and the sort of
+illnesses that one is expected to send grapes to, and who would have
+painted fatuous objects in a South Kensington manner as Christmas
+offerings to an aunt whose cubic space for lumber was limited. Instead
+of committing these unbrotherly actions, which are so frequent in family
+life that they might almost be called brotherly, Henry had married a
+woman who had both money and a sense of repose, and their one child had
+the brilliant virtue of never saying anything which even its parents
+could consider worth repeating. Then he had gone into Parliament,
+possibly with the idea of making his home life seem less dull; at any
+rate it redeemed his career from insignificance, for no man whose death
+can produce the item “another by-election” on the news posters can be
+wholly a nonentity. Henry, in short, who might have been an
+embarrassment and a handicap, had chosen rather to be a friend and
+counsellor, at times even an emergency bank balance; Francesca on her
+part, with the partiality which a clever and lazily-inclined woman often
+feels for a reliable fool, not only sought his counsel but frequently
+followed it. When convenient, moreover, she repaid his loans.
+
+Against this good service on the part of Fate in providing her with Henry
+for a brother, Francesca could well set the plaguy malice of the destiny
+that had given her Comus for a son. The boy was one of those untameable
+young lords of misrule that frolic and chafe themselves through nursery
+and preparatory and public-school days with the utmost allowance of storm
+and dust and dislocation and the least possible amount of collar-work,
+and come somehow with a laugh through a series of catastrophes that has
+reduced everyone else concerned to tears or Cassandra-like forebodings.
+Sometimes they sober down in after-life and become uninteresting,
+forgetting that they were ever lords of anything; sometimes Fate plays
+royally into their hands, and they do great things in a spacious manner,
+and are thanked by Parliaments and the Press and acclaimed by gala-day
+crowds. But in most cases their tragedy begins when they leave school
+and turn themselves loose in a world that has grown too civilised and too
+crowded and too empty to have any place for them. And they are very
+many.
+
+Henry Greech had made an end of biting small sandwiches, and settled down
+like a dust-storm refreshed, to discuss one of the fashionably prevalent
+topics of the moment, the prevention of destitution.
+
+“It is a question that is only being nibbled at, smelt at, one might say,
+at the present moment,” he observed, “but it is one that will have to
+engage our serious attention and consideration before long. The first
+thing that we shall have to do is to get out of the dilettante and
+academic way of approaching it. We must collect and assimilate hard
+facts. It is a subject that ought to appeal to all thinking minds, and
+yet, you know, I find it surprisingly difficult to interest people in
+it.”
+
+Francesca made some monosyllabic response, a sort of sympathetic grunt
+which was meant to indicate that she was, to a certain extent, listening
+and appreciating. In reality she was reflecting that Henry possibly
+found it difficult to interest people in any topic that he enlarged on.
+His talents lay so thoroughly in the direction of being uninteresting,
+that even as an eye-witness of the massacre of St. Bartholomew he would
+probably have infused a flavour of boredom into his descriptions of the
+event.
+
+“I was speaking down in Leicestershire the other day on this subject,”
+continued Henry, “and I pointed out at some length a thing that few
+people ever stop to consider—”
+
+Francesca went over immediately but decorously to the majority that will
+not stop to consider.
+
+“Did you come across any of the Barnets when you were down there?” she
+interrupted; “Eliza Barnet is rather taken up with all those subjects.”
+
+In the propagandist movements of Sociology, as in other arenas of life
+and struggle, the fiercest competition and rivalry is frequently to be
+found between closely allied types and species. Eliza Barnet shared many
+of Henry Greech’s political and social views, but she also shared his
+fondness for pointing things out at some length; there had been occasions
+when she had extensively occupied the strictly limited span allotted to
+the platform oratory of a group of speakers of whom Henry Greech had been
+an impatient unit. He might see eye to eye with her on the leading
+questions of the day, but he persistently wore mental blinkers as far as
+her estimable qualities were concerned, and the mention of her name was a
+skilful lure drawn across the trail of his discourse; if Francesca had to
+listen to his eloquence on any subject she much preferred that it should
+be a disparagement of Eliza Barnet rather than the prevention of
+destitution.
+
+“I’ve no doubt she means well,” said Henry, “but it would be a good thing
+if she could be induced to keep her own personality a little more in the
+background, and not to imagine that she is the necessary mouthpiece of
+all the progressive thought in the countryside. I fancy Canon Besomley
+must have had her in his mind when he said that some people came into the
+world to shake empires and others to move amendments.”
+
+Francesca laughed with genuine amusement.
+
+“I suppose she is really wonderfully well up in all the subjects she
+talks about,” was her provocative comment.
+
+Henry grew possibly conscious of the fact that he was being drawn out on
+the subject of Eliza Barnet, and he presently turned on to a more
+personal topic.
+
+“From the general air of tranquillity about the house I presume Comus has
+gone back to Thaleby,” he observed.
+
+“Yes,” said Francesca, “he went back yesterday. Of course, I’m very fond
+of him, but I bear the separation well. When he’s here it’s rather like
+having a live volcano in the house, a volcano that in its quietest
+moments asks incessant questions and uses strong scent.”
+
+“It is only a temporary respite,” said Henry; “in a year or two he will
+be leaving school, and then what?”
+
+Francesca closed her eyes with the air of one who seeks to shut out a
+distressing vision. She was not fond of looking intimately at the future
+in the presence of another person, especially when the future was draped
+in doubtfully auspicious colours.
+
+“And then what?” persisted Henry.
+
+“Then I suppose he will be upon my hands.”
+
+“Exactly.”
+
+“Don’t sit there looking judicial. I’m quite ready to listen to
+suggestions if you’ve any to make.”
+
+“In the case of any ordinary boy,” said Henry, “I might make lots of
+suggestions as to the finding of suitable employment. From what we know
+of Comus it would be rather a waste of time for either of us to look for
+jobs which he wouldn’t look at when we’d got them for him.”
+
+“He must do something,” said Francesca.
+
+“I know he must; but he never will. At least, he’ll never stick to
+anything. The most hopeful thing to do with him will be to marry him to
+an heiress. That would solve the financial side of his problem. If he
+had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere
+and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve
+it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our
+social misfits.”
+
+Henry, who never killed anything larger or fiercer than a trout, was
+scornfully superior on the subject of big game shooting.
+
+Francesca brightened at the matrimonial suggestion. “I don’t know about
+an heiress,” she said reflectively. “There’s Emmeline Chetrof of course.
+One could hardly call her an heiress, but she’s got a comfortable little
+income of her own and I suppose something more will come to her from her
+grandmother. Then, of course, you know this house goes to her when she
+marries.”
+
+“That would be very convenient,” said Henry, probably following a line of
+thought that his sister had trodden many hundreds of times before him.
+“Do she and Comus hit it off at all well together?”
+
+“Oh, well enough in boy and girl fashion,” said Francesca. “I must
+arrange for them to see more of each other in future. By the way, that
+little brother of hers that she dotes on, Lancelot, goes to Thaleby this
+term. I’ll write and tell Comus to be specially kind to him; that will
+be a sure way to Emmeline’s heart. Comus has been made a prefect, you
+know. Heaven knows why.”
+
+“It can only be for prominence in games,” sniffed Henry; “I think we may
+safely leave work and conduct out of the question.”
+
+Comus was not a favourite with his uncle.
+
+Francesca had turned to her writing cabinet and was hastily scribbling a
+letter to her son in which the delicate health, timid disposition and
+other inevitable attributes of the new boy were brought to his notice,
+and commanded to his care. When she had sealed and stamped the envelope
+Henry uttered a belated caution.
+
+“Perhaps on the whole it would be wiser to say nothing about the boy to
+Comus. He doesn’t always respond to directions you know.”
+
+Francesca did know, and already was more than half of her brother’s
+opinion; but the woman who can sacrifice a clean unspoiled penny stamp is
+probably yet unborn.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+
+LANCELOT CHETROF stood at the end of a long bare passage, restlessly
+consulting his watch and fervently wishing himself half an hour older
+with a certain painful experience already registered in the past;
+unfortunately it still belonged to the future, and what was still more
+horrible, to the immediate future. Like many boys new to a school he had
+cultivated an unhealthy passion for obeying rules and requirements, and
+his zeal in this direction had proved his undoing. In his hurry to be
+doing two or three estimable things at once he had omitted to study the
+notice-board in more than a perfunctory fashion and had thereby missed a
+football practice specially ordained for newly-joined boys. His fellow
+juniors of a term’s longer standing had graphically enlightened him as to
+the inevitable consequences of his lapse; the dread which attaches to the
+unknown was, at any rate, deleted from his approaching doom, though at
+the moment he felt scarcely grateful for the knowledge placed at his
+disposal with such lavish solicitude.
+
+“You’ll get six of the very best, over the back of a chair,” said one.
+
+“They’ll draw a chalk line across you, of course you know,” said another.
+
+“A chalk line?”
+
+“Rather. So that every cut can be aimed exactly at the same spot. It
+hurts much more that way.”
+
+Lancelot tried to nourish a wan hope that there might be an element of
+exaggeration in this uncomfortably realistic description.
+
+Meanwhile in the prefects’ room at the other end of the passage, Comus
+Bassington and a fellow prefect sat also waiting on time, but in a mood
+of far more pleasurable expectancy. Comus was one of the most junior of
+the prefect caste, but by no means the least well-known, and outside the
+masters’ common-room he enjoyed a certain fitful popularity, or at any
+rate admiration. At football he was too erratic to be a really brilliant
+player, but he tackled as if the act of bringing his man headlong to the
+ground was in itself a sensuous pleasure, and his weird swear-words
+whenever he got hurt were eagerly treasured by those who were fortunate
+enough to hear them. At athletics in general he was a showy performer,
+and although new to the functions of a prefect he had already established
+a reputation as an effective and artistic caner. In appearance he
+exactly fitted his fanciful Pagan name. His large green-grey eyes seemed
+for ever asparkle with goblin mischief and the joy of revelry, and the
+curved lips might have been those of some wickedly-laughing faun; one
+almost expected to see embryo horns fretting the smoothness of his sleek
+dark hair. The chin was firm, but one looked in vain for a redeeming
+touch of ill-temper in the handsome, half-mocking, half-petulant face.
+With a strain of sourness in him Comus might have been leavened into
+something creative and masterful; fate had fashioned him with a certain
+whimsical charm, and left him all unequipped for the greater purposes of
+life. Perhaps no one would have called him a lovable character, but in
+many respects he was adorable; in all respects he was certainly damned.
+
+Rutley, his companion of the moment, sat watching him and wondering, from
+the depths of a very ordinary brain, whether he liked or hated him; it
+was easy to do either.
+
+“It’s not really your turn to cane,” he said.
+
+“I know it’s not,” said Comus, fingering a very serviceable-looking cane
+as lovingly as a pious violinist might handle his Strad. “I gave Greyson
+some mint-chocolate to let me toss whether I caned or him, and I won. He
+was rather decent over it and let me have half the chocolate back.”
+
+The droll lightheartedness which won Comus Bassington such measure of
+popularity as he enjoyed among his fellows did not materially help to
+endear him to the succession of masters with whom he came in contact
+during the course of his schooldays. He amused and interested such of
+them as had the saving grace of humour at their disposal, but if they
+sighed when he passed from their immediate responsibility it was a sigh
+of relief rather than of regret. The more enlightened and experienced of
+them realised that he was something outside the scope of the things that
+they were called upon to deal with. A man who has been trained to cope
+with storms, to foresee their coming, and to minimise their consequences,
+may be pardoned if he feels a certain reluctance to measure himself
+against a tornado.
+
+Men of more limited outlook and with a correspondingly larger belief in
+their own powers were ready to tackle the tornado had time permitted.
+
+“I think I could tame young Bassington if I had your opportunities,” a
+form-master once remarked to a colleague whose House had the embarrassing
+distinction of numbering Comus among its inmates.
+
+“Heaven forbid that I should try,” replied the housemaster.
+
+“But why?” asked the reformer.
+
+“Because Nature hates any interference with her own arrangements, and if
+you start in to tame the obviously untameable you are taking a fearful
+responsibility on yourself.”
+
+“Nonsense; boys are Nature’s raw material.”
+
+“Millions of boys are. There are just a few, and Bassington is one of
+them, who are Nature’s highly finished product when they are in the
+schoolboy stage, and we, who are supposed to be moulding raw material,
+are quite helpless when we come in contact with them.”
+
+“But what happens to them when they grow up?”
+
+“They never do grow up,” said the housemaster; “that is their tragedy.
+Bassington will certainly never grow out of his present stage.”
+
+“Now you are talking in the language of Peter Pan,” said the form-master.
+
+“I am not thinking in the manner of Peter Pan,” said the other. “With
+all reverence for the author of that masterpiece I should say he had a
+wonderful and tender insight into the child mind and knew nothing
+whatever about boys. To make only one criticism on that particular work,
+can you imagine a lot of British boys, or boys of any country that one
+knows of, who would stay contentedly playing children’s games in an
+underground cave when there were wolves and pirates and Red Indians to be
+had for the asking on the other side of the trap door?”
+
+The form-master laughed. “You evidently think that the ‘Boy who would
+not grow up’ must have been written by a ‘grown-up who could never have
+been a boy.’ Perhaps that is the meaning of the ‘Never-never Land.’ I
+daresay you’re right in your criticism, but I don’t agree with you about
+Bassington. He’s a handful to deal with, as anyone knows who has come in
+contact with him, but if one’s hands weren’t full with a thousand and one
+other things I hold to my opinion that he could be tamed.”
+
+And he went his way, having maintained a form-master’s inalienable
+privilege of being in the right.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the prefects’ room, Comus busied himself with the exact position of a
+chair planted out in the middle of the floor.
+
+“I think everything’s ready,” he said.
+
+Rutley glanced at the clock with the air of a Roman elegant in the
+Circus, languidly awaiting the introduction of an expected Christian to
+an expectant tiger.
+
+“The kid is due in two minutes,” he said.
+
+“He’d jolly well better not be late,” said Comus.
+
+Comus had gone through the mill of many scorching castigations in his
+earlier school days, and was able to appreciate to the last ounce the
+panic that must be now possessing his foredoomed victim, probably at this
+moment hovering miserably outside the door. After all, that was part of
+the fun of the thing, and most things have their amusing side if one
+knows where to look for it.
+
+There was a knock at the door, and Lancelot entered in response to a
+hearty friendly summons to “come in.”
+
+“I’ve come to be caned,” he said breathlessly; adding by way of
+identification, “my name’s Chetrof.”
+
+“That’s quite bad enough in itself,” said Comus, “but there is probably
+worse to follow. You are evidently keeping something back from us.”
+
+“I missed a footer practice,” said Lancelot
+
+“Six,” said Comus briefly, picking up his cane.
+
+“I didn’t see the notice on the board,” hazarded Lancelot as a forlorn
+hope.
+
+“We are always pleased to listen to excuses, and our charge is two extra
+cuts. That will be eight. Get over.”
+
+And Comus indicated the chair that stood in sinister isolation in the
+middle of the room. Never had an article of furniture seemed more
+hateful in Lancelot’s eyes. Comus could well remember the time when a
+chair stuck in the middle of a room had seemed to him the most horrible
+of manufactured things.
+
+“Lend me a piece of chalk,” he said to his brother prefect.
+
+Lancelot ruefully recognised the truth of the chalk-line story.
+
+Comus drew the desired line with an anxious exactitude which he would
+have scorned to apply to a diagram of Euclid or a map of the
+Russo-Persian frontier.
+
+“Bend a little more forward,” he said to the victim, “and much tighter.
+Don’t trouble to look pleasant, because I can’t see your face anyway. It
+may sound unorthodox to say so, but this is going to hurt you much more
+than it will hurt me.”
+
+There was a carefully measured pause, and then Lancelot was made vividly
+aware of what a good cane can be made to do in really efficient hands.
+At the second cut he projected himself hurriedly off the chair.
+
+“Now I’ve lost count,” said Comus; “we shall have to begin all over
+again. Kindly get back into the same position. If you get down again
+before I’ve finished Rutley will hold you over and you’ll get a dozen.”
+
+Lancelot got back on to the chair, and was re-arranged to the taste of
+his executioner. He stayed there somehow or other while Comus made eight
+accurate and agonisingly effective shots at the chalk line.
+
+“By the way,” he said to his gasping and gulping victim when the
+infliction was over, “you said Chetrof, didn’t you? I believe I’ve been
+asked to be kind to you. As a beginning you can clean out my study this
+afternoon. Be awfully careful how you dust the old china. If you break
+any don’t come and tell me but just go and drown yourself somewhere; it
+will save you from a worse fate.”
+
+“I don’t know where your study is,” said Lancelot between his chokes.
+
+“You’d better find it or I shall have to beat you, really hard this time.
+Here, you’d better keep this chalk in your pocket, it’s sure to come in
+handy later on. Don’t stop to thank me for all I’ve done, it only
+embarrasses me.”
+
+As Comus hadn’t got a study Lancelot spent a feverish half-hour in
+looking for it, incidentally missing another footer practice.
+
+“Everything is very jolly here,” wrote Lancelot to his sister Emmeline.
+“The prefects can give you an awful hot time if they like, but most of
+them are rather decent. Some are Beasts. Bassington is a prefect though
+only a junior one. He is the Limit as Beasts go. At least I think so.”
+
+Schoolboy reticence went no further, but Emmeline filled in the gaps for
+herself with the lavish splendour of feminine imagination. Francesca’s
+bridge went crashing into the abyss.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+
+ON the evening of a certain November day, two years after the events
+heretofore chronicled, Francesca Bassington steered her way through the
+crowd that filled the rooms of her friend Serena Golackly, bestowing nods
+of vague recognition as she went, but with eyes that were obviously
+intent on focussing one particular figure. Parliament had pulled its
+energies together for an Autumn Session, and both political Parties were
+fairly well represented in the throng. Serena had a harmless way of
+inviting a number of more or less public men and women to her house, and
+hoping that if you left them together long enough they would constitute a
+_salon_. In pursuance of the same instinct she planted the flower
+borders at her week-end cottage retreat in Surrey with a large mixture of
+bulbs, and called the result a Dutch garden. Unfortunately, though you
+may bring brilliant talkers into your home, you cannot always make them
+talk brilliantly, or even talk at all; what is worse you cannot restrict
+the output of those starling-voiced dullards who seem to have, on all
+subjects, so much to say that was well worth leaving unsaid. One group
+that Francesca passed was discussing a Spanish painter, who was
+forty-three, and had painted thousands of square yards of canvas in his
+time, but of whom no one in London had heard till a few months ago; now
+the starling-voices seemed determined that one should hear of very little
+else. Three women knew how his name was pronounced, another always felt
+that she must go into a forest and pray whenever she saw his pictures,
+another had noticed that there were always pomegranates in his later
+compositions, and a man with an indefensible collar knew what the
+pomegranates “meant.” “What I think so splendid about him,” said a stout
+lady in a loud challenging voice, “is the way he defies all the
+conventions of art while retaining all that the conventions stand for.”
+“Ah, but have you noticed—” put in the man with the atrocious collar, and
+Francesca pushed desperately on, wondering dimly as she went, what people
+found so unsupportable in the affliction of deafness. Her progress was
+impeded for a moment by a couple engaged in earnest and voluble
+discussion of some smouldering question of the day; a thin spectacled
+young man with the receding forehead that so often denotes advanced
+opinions, was talking to a spectacled young woman with a similar type of
+forehead, and exceedingly untidy hair. It was her ambition in life to be
+taken for a Russian girl-student, and she had spent weeks of patient
+research in trying to find out exactly where you put the tea-leaves in a
+samovar. She had once been introduced to a young Jewess from Odessa, who
+had died of pneumonia the following week; the experience, slight as it
+was, constituted the spectacled young lady an authority on all things
+Russian in the eyes of her immediate set.
+
+“Talk is helpful, talk is needful,” the young man was saying, “but what
+we have got to do is to lift the subject out of the furrow of
+indisciplined talk and place it on the threshing-floor of practical
+discussion.”
+
+The young woman took advantage of the rhetorical full-stop to dash in
+with the remark which was already marshalled on the tip of her tongue.
+
+“In emancipating the serfs of poverty we must be careful to avoid the
+mistakes which Russian bureaucracy stumbled into when liberating the
+serfs of the soil.”
+
+She paused in her turn for the sake of declamatory effect, but recovered
+her breath quickly enough to start afresh on level terms with the young
+man, who had jumped into the stride of his next sentence.
+
+“They got off to a good start that time,” said Francesca to herself; “I
+suppose it’s the Prevention of Destitution they’re hammering at. What on
+earth would become of these dear good people if anyone started a crusade
+for the prevention of mediocrity?”
+
+Midway through one of the smaller rooms, still questing for an elusive
+presence, she caught sight of someone that she knew, and the shadow of a
+frown passed across her face. The object of her faintly signalled
+displeasure was Courtenay Youghal, a political spur-winner who seemed
+absurdly youthful to a generation that had never heard of Pitt. It was
+Youghal’s ambition—or perhaps his hobby—to infuse into the greyness of
+modern political life some of the colour of Disraelian dandyism, tempered
+with the correctness of Anglo-Saxon taste, and supplemented by the
+flashes of wit that were inherent from the Celtic strain in him. His
+success was only a half-measure. The public missed in him that touch of
+blatancy which it looks for in its rising public men; the decorative
+smoothness of his chestnut-golden hair, and the lively sparkle of his
+epigrams were counted to him for good, but the restrained sumptuousness
+of his waistcoats and cravats were as wasted efforts. If he had
+habitually smoked cigarettes in a pink coral mouthpiece, or worn spats of
+Mackenzie tartan, the great heart of the voting-man, and the gush of the
+paragraph-makers might have been unreservedly his. The art of public
+life consists to a great extent of knowing exactly where to stop and
+going a bit further.
+
+It was not Youghal’s lack of political sagacity that had brought the
+momentary look of disapproval into Francesca’s face. The fact was that
+Comus, who had left off being a schoolboy and was now a social problem,
+had lately enrolled himself among the young politician’s associates and
+admirers, and as the boy knew and cared nothing about politics, and
+merely copied Youghal’s waistcoats, and, less successfully, his
+conversation, Francesca felt herself justified in deploring the intimacy.
+To a woman who dressed well on comparatively nothing a year it was an
+anxious experience to have a son who dressed sumptuously on absolutely
+nothing.
+
+The cloud that had passed over her face when she caught sight of the
+offending Youghal was presently succeeded by a smile of gratified
+achievement, as she encountered a bow of recognition and welcome from a
+portly middle-aged gentleman, who seemed genuinely anxious to include her
+in the rather meagre group that he had gathered about him.
+
+“We were just talking about my new charge,” he observed genially,
+including in the “we” his somewhat depressed-looking listeners, who in
+all human probability had done none of the talking. “I was just telling
+them, and you may be interested to hear this—”
+
+Francesca, with Spartan stoicism, continued to wear an ingratiating
+smile, though the character of the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear and
+will not hearken, seemed to her at that moment a beautiful one.
+
+Sir Julian Jull had been a member of a House of Commons distinguished for
+its high standard of well-informed mediocrity, and had harmonised so
+thoroughly with his surroundings that the most attentive observer of
+Parliamentary proceedings could scarcely have told even on which side of
+the House he sat. A baronetcy bestowed on him by the Party in power had
+at least removed that doubt; some weeks later he had been made Governor
+of some West Indian dependency, whether as a reward for having accepted
+the baronetcy, or as an application of a theory that West Indian islands
+get the Governors they deserve, it would have been hard to say. To Sir
+Julian the appointment was, doubtless, one of some importance; during the
+span of his Governorship the island might possibly be visited by a member
+of the Royal Family, or at the least by an earthquake, and in either case
+his name would get into the papers. To the public the matter was one of
+absolute indifference; “who is he and where is it?” would have correctly
+epitomised the sum total of general information on the personal and
+geographical aspects of the case.
+
+Francesca, however, from the moment she had heard of the likelihood of
+the appointment, had taken a deep and lively interest in Sir Julian. As
+a Member of Parliament he had not filled any very pressing social want in
+her life, and on the rare occasions when she took tea on the Terrace of
+the House she was wont to lapse into rapt contemplation of St. Thomas’s
+Hospital whenever she saw him within bowing distance. But as Governor of
+an island he would, of course, want a private secretary, and as a friend
+and colleague of Henry Greech, to whom he was indebted for many little
+acts of political support (they had once jointly drafted an amendment
+which had been ruled out of order), what was more natural and proper than
+that he should let his choice fall on Henry’s nephew Comus? While
+privately doubting whether the boy would make the sort of secretary that
+any public man would esteem as a treasure, Henry was thoroughly in
+agreement with Francesca as to the excellence and desirability of an
+arrangement which would transplant that troublesome’ young animal from
+the too restricted and conspicuous area that centres in the parish of St.
+James’s to some misty corner of the British dominion overseas. Brother
+and sister had conspired to give an elaborate and at the same time cosy
+little luncheon to Sir Julian on the very day that his appointment was
+officially announced, and the question of the secretaryship had been
+mooted and sedulously fostered as occasion permitted, until all that was
+now needed to clinch the matter was a formal interview between His
+Excellency and Comus. The boy had from the first shewn very little
+gratification at the prospect of his deportation. To live on a remote
+shark-girt island, as he expressed it, with the Jull family as his chief
+social mainstay, and Sir Julian’s conversation as a daily item of his
+existence, did not inspire him with the same degree of enthusiasm as was
+displayed by his mother and uncle, who, after all, were not making the
+experiment. Even the necessity for an entirely new outfit did not appeal
+to his imagination with the force that might have been expected. But,
+however lukewarm his adhesion to the project might be, Francesca and her
+brother were clearly determined that no lack of deft persistence on their
+part should endanger its success. It was for the purpose of reminding
+Sir Julian of his promise to meet Comus at lunch on the following day,
+and definitely settle the matter of the secretaryship that Francesca was
+now enduring the ordeal of a long harangue on the value of the West
+Indian group as an Imperial asset. Other listeners dexterously detached
+themselves one by one, but Francesca’s patience outlasted even Sir
+Julian’s flow of commonplaces, and her devotion was duly rewarded by a
+renewed acknowledgment of the lunch engagement and its purpose. She
+pushed her way back through the throng of starling-voiced chatterers
+fortified by a sense of well-earned victory. Dear Serena’s absurd
+_salons_ served some good purpose after all.
+
+Francesca was not an early riser and her breakfast was only just
+beginning to mobilise on the breakfast-table next morning when a copy of
+_The Times_, sent by special messenger from her brother’s house, was
+brought up to her room. A heavy margin of blue pencilling drew her
+attention to a prominently-printed letter which bore the ironical
+heading: “Julian Jull, Proconsul.” The matter of the letter was a cruel
+dis-interment of some fatuous and forgotten speeches made by Sir Julian
+to his constituents not many years ago, in which the value of some of our
+Colonial possessions, particularly certain West Indian islands, was
+decried in a medley of pomposity, ignorance and amazingly cheap humour.
+The extracts given sounded weak and foolish enough, taken by themselves,
+but the writer of the letter had interlarded them with comments of his
+own, which sparkled with an ironical brilliance that was Cervantes-like
+in its polished cruelty. Remembering her ordeal of the previous evening
+Francesca permitted herself a certain feeling of amusement as she read
+the merciless stabs inflicted on the newly-appointed Governor; then she
+came to the signature at the foot of the letter, and the laughter died
+out of her eyes. “Comus Bassington” stared at her from above a thick
+layer of blue pencil lines marked by Henry Greech’s shaking hand.
+
+Comus could no more have devised such a letter than he could have written
+an Episcopal charge to the clergy of any given diocese. It was obviously
+the work of Courtenay Youghal, and Comus, for a palpable purpose of his
+own, had wheedled him into foregoing for once the pride of authorship in
+a clever piece of political raillery, and letting his young friend stand
+sponsor instead. It was a daring stroke, and there could be no question
+as to its success; the secretaryship and the distant shark-girt island
+faded away into the horizon of impossible things. Francesca, forgetting
+the golden rule of strategy which enjoins a careful choosing of ground
+and opportunity before entering on hostilities, made straight for the
+bathroom door, behind which a lively din of splashing betokened that
+Comus had at least begun his toilet.
+
+“You wicked boy, what have you done?” she cried, reproachfully.
+
+“Me washee,” came a cheerful shout; “me washee from the neck all the way
+down to the merrythought, and now washee down from the merrythought to—”
+
+“You have ruined your future. _The Times_ has printed that miserable
+letter with your signature.”
+
+A loud squeal of joy came from the bath. “Oh, Mummy! Let me see!”
+
+There were sounds as of a sprawling dripping body clambering hastily out
+of the bath. Francesca fled. One cannot effectively scold a moist
+nineteen-year old boy clad only in a bath-towel and a cloud of steam.
+
+Another messenger arrived before Francesca’s breakfast was over. This
+one brought a letter from Sir Julian Jull, excusing himself from
+fulfilment of the luncheon engagement.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+
+FRANCESCA prided herself on being able to see things from other people’s
+points of view, which meant, as it usually does, that she could see her
+own point of view from various aspects. As regards Comus, whose doings
+and non-doings bulked largely in her thoughts at the present moment, she
+had mapped out in her mind so clearly what his outlook in life ought to
+be, that she was peculiarly unfitted to understand the drift of his
+feelings or the impulses that governed them. Fate had endowed her with a
+son; in limiting the endowment to a solitary offspring Fate had certainly
+shown a moderation which Francesca was perfectly willing to acknowledge
+and be thankful for; but then, as she pointed out to a certain complacent
+friend of hers who cheerfully sustained an endowment of half-a-dozen male
+offsprings and a girl or two, her one child was Comus. Moderation in
+numbers was more than counterbalanced in his case by extravagance in
+characteristics.
+
+Francesca mentally compared her son with hundreds of other young men whom
+she saw around her, steadily, and no doubt happily, engaged in the
+process of transforming themselves from nice boys into useful citizens.
+Most of them had occupations, or were industriously engaged in qualifying
+for such; in their leisure moments they smoked reasonably-priced
+cigarettes, went to the cheaper seats at music-halls, watched an
+occasional cricket match at Lord’s with apparent interest, saw most of
+the world’s spectacular events through the medium of the cinematograph,
+and were wont to exchange at parting seemingly superfluous injunctions to
+“be good.” The whole of Bond Street and many of the tributary
+thoroughfares of Piccadilly might have been swept off the face of modern
+London without in any way interfering with the supply of their daily
+wants. They were doubtless dull as acquaintances, but as sons they would
+have been eminently restful. With a growing sense of irritation
+Francesca compared these deserving young men with her own intractable
+offspring, and wondered why Fate should have singled her out to be the
+parent of such a vexatious variant from a comfortable and desirable type.
+As far as remunerative achievement was concerned, Comus copied the
+insouciance of the field lily with a dangerous fidelity. Like his mother
+he looked round with wistful irritation at the example afforded by
+contemporary youth, but he concentrated his attention exclusively on the
+richer circles of his acquaintance, young men who bought cars and polo
+ponies as unconcernedly as he might purchase a carnation for his
+buttonhole, and went for trips to Cairo or the Tigris valley with less
+difficulty and finance-stretching than he encountered in contriving a
+week-end at Brighton.
+
+Gaiety and good-looks had carried Comus successfully and, on the whole,
+pleasantly, through schooldays and a recurring succession of holidays;
+the same desirable assets were still at his service to advance him along
+his road, but it was a disconcerting experience to find that they could
+not be relied on to go all distances at all times. In an animal world,
+and a fiercely competitive animal world at that, something more was
+needed than the decorative _abandon_ of the field lily, and it was just
+that something more which Comus seemed unable or unwilling to provide on
+his own account; it was just the lack of that something more which left
+him sulking with Fate over the numerous breakdowns and stumbling-blocks
+that held him up on what he expected to be a triumphal or, at any rate,
+unimpeded progress.
+
+Francesca was, in her own way, fonder of Comus than of anyone else in the
+world, and if he had been browning his skin somewhere east of Suez she
+would probably have kissed his photograph with genuine fervour every
+night before going to bed; the appearance of a cholera scare or rumour of
+native rising in the columns of her daily news-sheet would have caused
+her a flutter of anxiety, and she would have mentally likened herself to
+a Spartan mother sacrificing her best-beloved on the altar of State
+necessities. But with the best-beloved installed under her roof,
+occupying an unreasonable amount of cubic space, and demanding daily
+sacrifices instead of providing the raw material for one, her feelings
+were tinged with irritation rather than affection. She might have
+forgiven Comus generously for misdeeds of some gravity committed in
+another continent, but she could never overlook the fact that out of a
+dish of five plovers’ eggs he was certain to take three. The absent may
+be always wrong, but they are seldom in a position to be inconsiderate.
+
+Thus a wall of ice had grown up gradually between mother and son, a
+barrier across which they could hold converse, but which gave a wintry
+chill even to the sparkle of their lightest words. The boy had the gift
+of being irresistibly amusing when he chose to exert himself in that
+direction, and after a long series of moody or jangling meal-sittings he
+would break forth into a torrential flow of small talk, scandal and
+malicious anecdote, true or more generally invented, to which Francesca
+listened with a relish and appreciation, that was all the more flattering
+from being so unwillingly bestowed.
+
+“If you chose your friends from a rather more reputable set you would be
+doubtless less amusing, but there would be compensating advantages.”
+
+Francesca snapped the remark out at lunch one day when she had been
+betrayed into a broader smile than she considered the circumstances of
+her attitude towards Comus warranted.
+
+“I’m going to move in quite decent society to-night,” replied Comus with
+a pleased chuckle; “I’m going to meet you and Uncle Henry and heaps of
+nice dull God-fearing people at dinner.”
+
+Francesca gave a little gasp of surprise and annoyance.
+
+“You don’t mean to say Caroline has asked you to dinner to-night?” she
+said; “and of course without telling me. How exceedingly like her!”
+
+Lady Caroline Benaresq had reached that age when you can say and do what
+you like in defiance of people’s most sensitive feelings and most
+cherished antipathies. Not that she had waited to attain her present age
+before pursuing that line of conduct; she came of a family whose
+individual members went through life, from the nursery to the grave, with
+as much tact and consideration as a cactus-hedge might show in going
+through a crowded bathing tent. It was a compensating mercy that they
+disagreed rather more among themselves than they did with the outside
+world; every known variety and shade of religion and politics had been
+pressed into the family service to avoid the possibility of any agreement
+on the larger essentials of life, and such unlooked-for happenings as the
+Home Rule schism, the Tariff-Reform upheaval and the Suffragette crusade
+were thankfully seized on as furnishing occasion for further differences
+and sub-divisions. Lady Caroline’s favourite scheme of entertaining was
+to bring jarring and antagonistic elements into close contact and play
+them remorselessly one against the other. “One gets much better results
+under those circumstances” she used to observe, “than by asking people
+who wish to meet each other. Few people talk as brilliantly to impress a
+friend as they do to depress an enemy.”
+
+She admitted that her theory broke down rather badly if you applied it to
+Parliamentary debates. At her own dinner table its success was usually
+triumphantly vindicated.
+
+“Who else is to be there?” Francesca asked, with some pardonable
+misgiving.
+
+“Courtenay Youghal. He’ll probably sit next to you, so you’d better
+think out a lot of annihilating remarks in readiness. And Elaine de
+Frey.”
+
+“I don’t think I’ve heard of her. Who is she?”
+
+“Nobody in particular, but rather nice-looking in a solemn sort of way,
+and almost indecently rich.”
+
+“Marry her” was the advice which sprang to Francesca’s lips, but she
+choked it back with a salted almond, having a rare perception of the fact
+that words are sometimes given to us to defeat our purposes.
+
+“Caroline has probably marked her down for Toby or one of the
+grand-nephews,” she said, carelessly; “a little money would be rather
+useful in that quarter, I imagine.”
+
+Comus tucked in his underlip with just the shade of pugnacity that she
+wanted to see.
+
+An advantageous marriage was so obviously the most sensible course for
+him to embark on that she scarcely dared to hope that he would seriously
+entertain it; yet there was just a chance that if he got as far as the
+flirtation stage with an attractive (and attracted) girl who was also an
+heiress, the sheer perversity of his nature might carry him on to more
+definite courtship, if only from the desire to thrust other more
+genuinely enamoured suitors into the background. It was a forlorn hope;
+so forlorn that the idea even crossed her mind of throwing herself on the
+mercy of her _bête noire_, Courtenay Youghal, and trying to enlist the
+influence which he seemed to possess over Comus for the purpose of
+furthering her hurriedly conceived project. Anyhow, the dinner promised
+to be more interesting than she had originally anticipated.
+
+Lady Caroline was a professed Socialist in politics, chiefly, it was
+believed, because she was thus enabled to disagree with most of the
+Liberals and Conservatives, and all the Socialists of the day. She did
+not permit her Socialism, however, to penetrate below stairs; her cook
+and butler had every encouragement to be Individualists. Francesca, who
+was a keen and intelligent food critic, harboured no misgivings as to her
+hostess’s kitchen and cellar departments; some of the human side-dishes
+at the feast gave her more ground for uneasiness. Courtenay Youghal, for
+instance, would probably be brilliantly silent; her brother Henry would
+almost certainly be the reverse.
+
+The dinner party was a large one and Francesca arrived late with little
+time to take preliminary stock of the guests; a card with the name, “Miss
+de Frey,” immediately opposite her own place at the other side of the
+table, indicated, however, the whereabouts of the heiress. It was
+characteristic of Francesca that she first carefully read the menu from
+end to end, and then indulged in an equally careful though less open
+scrutiny of the girl who sat opposite her, the girl who was nobody in
+particular, but whose income was everything that could be desired. She
+was pretty in a restrained nut-brown fashion, and had a look of grave
+reflective calm that probably masked a speculative unsettled temperament.
+Her pose, if one wished to be critical, was just a little too elaborately
+careless. She wore some excellently set rubies with that indefinable air
+of having more at home that is so difficult to improvise. Francesca was
+distinctly pleased with her survey.
+
+“You seem interested in your _vis-à-vis_,” said Courtenay Youghal.
+
+“I almost think I’ve seen her before,” said Francesca; “her face seems
+familiar to me.”
+
+“The narrow gallery at the Louvre; attributed to Leonardo da Vinci,” said
+Youghal.
+
+“Of course,” said Francesca, her feelings divided between satisfaction at
+capturing an elusive impression and annoyance that Youghal should have
+been her helper. A stronger tinge of annoyance possessed her when she
+heard the voice of Henry Greech raised in painful prominence at Lady
+Caroline’s end of the table.
+
+“I called on the Trudhams yesterday,” he announced; “it was their Silver
+Wedding, you know, at least the day before was. Such lots of silver
+presents, quite a show. Of course there were a great many duplicates,
+but still, very nice to have. I think they were very pleased to get so
+many.”
+
+“We must not grudge them their show of presents after their twenty-five
+years of married life,” said Lady Caroline, gently; “it is the silver
+lining to their cloud.”
+
+A third of the guests present were related to the Trudhams.
+
+“Lady Caroline is beginning well,” murmured Courtenay Youghal.
+
+“I should hardly call twenty-five years of married life a cloud,” said
+Henry Greech, lamely.
+
+“Don’t let’s talk about married life,” said a tall handsome woman, who
+looked like some modern painter’s conception of the goddess Bellona;
+“it’s my misfortune to write eternally about husbands and wives and their
+variants. My public expects it of me. I do so envy journalists who can
+write about plagues and strikes and Anarchist plots, and other pleasing
+things, instead of being tied down to one stale old topic.”
+
+“Who is that woman and what has she written?” Francesca asked Youghal;
+she dimly remembered having seen her at one of Serena Golackly’s
+gatherings, surrounded by a little Court of admirers.
+
+“I forget her name; she has a villa at San Remo or Mentone, or somewhere
+where one does have villas, and plays an extraordinary good game of
+bridge. Also she has the reputation, rather rare in your sex, of being a
+wonderfully sound judge of wine.”
+
+“But what has she written?”
+
+“Oh, several novels of the thinnish ice order. Her last one, ‘The Woman
+who wished it was Wednesday,’ has been banned at all the libraries. I
+expect you’ve read it.”
+
+“I don’t see why you should think so,” said Francesca, coldly.
+
+“Only because Comus lent me your copy yesterday,” said Youghal. He threw
+back his handsome head and gave her a sidelong glance of quizzical
+amusement. He knew that she hated his intimacy with Comus, and he was
+secretly rather proud of his influence over the boy, shallow and negative
+though he knew it to be. It had been, on his part, an unsought intimacy,
+and it would probably fall to pieces the moment he tried seriously to
+take up the _rôle_ of mentor. The fact that Comus’s mother openly
+disapproved of the friendship gave it perhaps its chief interest in the
+young politician’s eyes.
+
+Francesca turned her attention to her brother’s end of the table. Henry
+Greech had willingly availed himself of the invitation to leave the
+subject of married life, and had launched forthwith into the equally
+well-worn theme of current politics. He was not a person who was in much
+demand for public meetings, and the House showed no great impatience to
+hear his views on the topics of the moment; its impatience, indeed, was
+manifested rather in the opposite direction. Hence he was prone to
+unburden himself of accumulated political wisdom as occasion presented
+itself—sometimes, indeed, to assume an occasion that was hardly visible
+to the naked intelligence.
+
+“Our opponents are engaged in a hopelessly uphill struggle, and they know
+it,” he chirruped, defiantly; “they’ve become possessed, like the
+Gadarene swine, with a whole legion of—”
+
+“Surely the Gadarene swine went downhill,” put in Lady Caroline in a
+gently enquiring voice.
+
+Henry Greech hastily abandoned simile and fell back on platitude and the
+safer kinds of fact.
+
+Francesca did not regard her brother’s views on statecraft either in the
+light of gospel or revelation; as Comus once remarked, they more usually
+suggested exodus. In the present instance she found distraction in a
+renewed scrutiny of the girl opposite her, who seemed to be only
+moderately interested in the conversational efforts of the diners on
+either side of her. Comus who was looking and talking his best, was
+sitting at the further end of the table, and Francesca was quick to
+notice in which direction the girl’s glances were continually straying.
+Once or twice the eyes of the young people met and a swift flush of
+pleasure and a half-smile that spoke of good understanding came to the
+heiress’s face. It did not need the gift of the traditional intuition of
+her sex to enable Francesca to guess that the girl with the desirable
+banking account was already considerably attracted by the lively young
+Pagan who had, when he cared to practise it, such an art of winning
+admiration. For the first time for many, many months Francesca saw her
+son’s prospects in a rose-coloured setting, and she began, unconsciously,
+to wonder exactly how much wealth was summed up in the expressive label
+“almost indecently rich.” A wife with a really large fortune and a
+correspondingly big dower of character and ambition, might, perhaps,
+succeed in turning Comus’s latent energies into a groove which would
+provide him, if not with a career, at least with an occupation, and the
+young serious face opposite looked as if its owner lacked neither
+character or ambition. Francesca’s speculations took a more personal
+turn. Out of the well-filled coffers with which her imagination was
+toying, an inconsiderable sum might eventually be devoted to the leasing,
+or even perhaps the purchase of, the house in Blue Street when the
+present convenient arrangement should have come to an end, and Francesca
+and the Van der Meulen would not be obliged to seek fresh quarters.
+
+A woman’s voice, talking in a discreet undertone on the other side of
+Courtenay Youghal, broke in on her bridge-building.
+
+“Tons of money and really very presentable. Just the wife for a rising
+young politician. Go in and win her before she’s snapped up by some
+fortune hunter.”
+
+Youghal and his instructress in worldly wisdom were looking straight
+across the table at the Leonardo da Vinci girl with the grave reflective
+eyes and the over-emphasised air of repose. Francesca felt a quick throb
+of anger against her match-making neighbour; why, she asked herself, must
+some women, with no end or purpose of their own to serve, except the
+sheer love of meddling in the affairs of others, plunge their hands into
+plots and schemings of this sort, in which the happiness of more than one
+person was concerned? And more clearly than ever she realised how
+thoroughly she detested Courtenay Youghal. She had disliked him as an
+evil influence, setting before her son an example of showy ambition that
+he was not in the least likely to follow, and providing him with a model
+of extravagant dandyism that he was only too certain to copy. In her
+heart she knew that Comus would have embarked just as surely on his
+present course of idle self-indulgence if he had never known of the
+existence of Youghal, but she chose to regard that young man as her son’s
+evil genius, and now he seemed likely to justify more than ever the
+character she had fastened on to him. For once in his life Comus
+appeared to have an idea of behaving sensibly and making some use of his
+opportunities, and almost at the same moment Courtenay Youghal arrived on
+the scene as a possible and very dangerous rival. Against the good looks
+and fitful powers of fascination that Comus could bring into the field,
+the young politician could match half-a-dozen dazzling qualities which
+would go far to recommend him in the eyes of a woman of the world, still
+more in those of a young girl in search of an ideal. Good-looking in his
+own way, if not on such showy lines as Comus, always well turned-out,
+witty, self-confident without being bumptious, with a conspicuous
+Parliamentary career alongside him, and heaven knew what else in front of
+him, Courtenay Youghal certainly was not a rival whose chances could be
+held very lightly. Francesca laughed bitterly to herself as she
+remembered that a few hours ago she had entertained the idea of begging
+for his good offices in helping on Comus’s wooing. One consolation, at
+least, she found for herself: if Youghal really meant to step in and try
+and cut out his young friend, the latter at any rate had snatched a
+useful start. Comus had mentioned Miss de Frey at luncheon that day,
+casually and dispassionately; if the subject of the dinner guests had not
+come up he would probably not have mentioned her at all. But they were
+obviously already very good friends. It was part and parcel of the state
+of domestic tension at Blue Street that Francesca should only have come
+to know of this highly interesting heiress by an accidental sorting of
+guests at a dinner party.
+
+Lady Caroline’s voice broke in on her reflections; it was a gentle
+purring voice, that possessed an uncanny quality of being able to make
+itself heard down the longest dinner table.
+
+“The dear Archdeacon is getting so absent-minded. He read a list of
+box-holders for the opera as the First Lesson the other Sunday, instead
+of the families and lots of the tribes of Israel that entered Canaan.
+Fortunately no one noticed the mistake.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+
+ON a conveniently secluded bench facing the Northern Pheasantry in the
+Zoological Society’s Gardens, Regent’s Park, Courtenay Youghal sat
+immersed in mature flirtation with a lady, who, though certainly young in
+fact and appearance, was some four or five years his senior. When he was
+a schoolboy of sixteen, Molly McQuade had personally conducted him to the
+Zoo and stood him dinner afterwards at Kettner’s, and whenever the two of
+them happened to be in town on the anniversary of that bygone festivity
+they religiously repeated the programme in its entirety. Even the menu
+of the dinner was adhered to as nearly as possible; the original
+selection of food and wine that schoolboy exuberance, tempered by
+schoolboy shyness, had pitched on those many years ago, confronted
+Youghal on those occasions, as a drowning man’s past life is said to rise
+up and parade itself in his last moments of consciousness.
+
+The flirtation which was thus perennially restored to its old-time
+footing owed its longevity more to the enterprising solicitude of Miss
+McQuade than to any conscious sentimental effort on the part of Youghal
+himself. Molly McQuade was known to her neighbours in a minor hunting
+shire as a hard-riding conventionally unconventional type of young woman,
+who came naturally into the classification, “a good sort.” She was just
+sufficiently good-looking, sufficiently reticent about her own illnesses,
+when she had any, and sufficiently appreciative of her neighbours’
+gardens, children and hunters to be generally popular. Most men liked
+her, and the percentage of women who disliked her was not inconveniently
+high. One of these days, it was assumed, she would marry a brewer or a
+Master of Otter Hounds, and, after a brief interval, be known to the
+world as the mother of a boy or two at Malvern or some similar seat of
+learning. The romantic side of her nature was altogether unguessed by
+the countryside.
+
+Her romances were mostly in serial form and suffered perhaps in fervour
+from their disconnected course what they gained in length of days. Her
+affectionate interest in the several young men who figured in her affairs
+of the heart was perfectly honest, and she certainly made no attempt
+either to conceal their separate existences, or to play them off one
+against the other. Neither could it be said that she was a husband
+hunter; she had made up her mind what sort of man she was likely to
+marry, and her forecast did not differ very widely from that formed by
+her local acquaintances. If her married life were eventually to turn out
+a failure, at least she looked forward to it with very moderate
+expectations. Her love affairs she put on a very different footing and
+apparently they were the all-absorbing element in her life. She
+possessed the happily constituted temperament which enables a man or
+woman to be a “pluralist,” and to observe the sage precaution of not
+putting all one’s eggs into one basket. Her demands were not exacting;
+she required of her affinity that he should be young, good-looking, and
+at least, moderately amusing; she would have preferred him to be
+invariably faithful, but, with her own example before her, she was
+prepared for the probability, bordering on certainty, that he would be
+nothing of the sort. The philosophy of the “Garden of Kama” was the
+compass by which she steered her barque and thus far, if she had
+encountered some storms and buffeting, she had at least escaped being
+either shipwrecked or becalmed.
+
+Courtenay Youghal had not been designed by Nature to fulfil the _rôle_ of
+an ardent or devoted lover, and he scrupulously respected the limits
+which Nature had laid down. For Molly, however, he had a certain
+responsive affection. She had always obviously admired him, and at the
+same time she never beset him with crude flattery; the principal reason
+why the flirtation had stood the test of so many years was the fact that
+it only flared into active existence at convenient intervals. In an age
+when the telephone has undermined almost every fastness of human privacy,
+and the sanctity of one’s seclusion depends often on the ability for
+tactful falsehood shown by a club pageboy, Youghal was duly appreciative
+of the circumstance that his lady fair spent a large part of the year
+pursuing foxes, in lieu of pursuing him. Also the honestly admitted fact
+that, in her human hunting, she rode after more than one quarry, made the
+inevitable break-up of the affair a matter to which both could look
+forward without a sense of coming embarrassment and recrimination. When
+the time for gathering ye rosebuds should be over, neither of them could
+accuse the other of having wrecked his or her entire life. At the most
+they would only have disorganised a week-end.
+
+On this particular afternoon, when old reminiscences had been gone
+through, and the intervening gossip of past months duly recounted, a lull
+in the conversation made itself rather obstinately felt. Molly had
+already guessed that matters were about to slip into a new phase; the
+affair had reached maturity long ago, and a new phase must be in the
+nature of a wane.
+
+“You’re a clever brute,” she said, suddenly, with an air of affectionate
+regret; “I always knew you’d get on in the House, but I hardly expected
+you to come to the front so soon.”
+
+“I’m coming to the front,” admitted Youghal, judicially; “the problem is,
+shall I be able to stay there. Unless something happens in the financial
+line before long, I don’t see how I’m to stay in Parliament at all.
+Economy is out of the question. It would open people’s eyes, I fancy, if
+they knew how little I exist on as it is. And I’m living so far beyond
+my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”
+
+“It will have to be a rich wife, I suppose,” said Molly, slowly; “that’s
+the worst of success, it imposes so many conditions. I rather knew, from
+something in your manner, that you were drifting that way.”
+
+Youghal said nothing in the way of contradiction; he gazed steadfastly at
+the aviary in front of him as though exotic pheasants were for the moment
+the most absorbing study in the world. As a matter of fact, his mind was
+centred on the image of Elaine de Frey, with her clear untroubled eyes
+and her Leonardo da Vinci air. He was wondering whether he was likely to
+fall into a frame of mind concerning her which would be in the least like
+falling in love.
+
+“I shall mind horribly,” continued Molly, after a pause, “but, of course,
+I have always known that something of the sort would have to happen one
+of these days. When a man goes into politics he can’t call his soul his
+own, and I suppose his heart becomes an impersonal possession in the same
+way.”
+
+“Most people who know me would tell you that I haven’t got a heart,” said
+Youghal.
+
+“I’ve often felt inclined to agree with them,” said Molly; “and then, now
+and again, I think you have a heart tucked away somewhere.”
+
+“I hope I have,” said Youghal, “because I’m trying to break to you the
+fact that I think I’m falling in love with somebody.”
+
+Molly McQuade turned sharply to look at her companion, who still fixed
+his gaze on the pheasant run in front of him.
+
+“Don’t tell me you’re losing your head over somebody useless, someone
+without money,” she said; “I don’t think I could stand that.”
+
+For the moment she feared that Courtenay’s selfishness might have taken
+an unexpected turn, in which ambition had given way to the fancy of the
+hour; he might be going to sacrifice his Parliamentary career for a life
+of stupid lounging in momentarily attractive company. He quickly
+undeceived her.
+
+“She’s got heaps of money.”
+
+Molly gave a grunt of relief. Her affection for Courtenay had produced
+the anxiety which underlay her first question; a natural jealousy
+prompted the next one.
+
+“Is she young and pretty and all that sort of thing, or is she just a
+good sort with a sympathetic manner and nice eyes? As a rule that’s the
+kind that goes with a lot of money.”
+
+“Young and quite good-looking in her way, and a distinct style of her
+own. Some people would call her beautiful. As a political hostess I
+should think she’d be splendid. I imagine I’m rather in love with her.”
+
+“And is she in love with you?”
+
+Youghal threw back his head with the slight assertive movement that Molly
+knew and liked.
+
+“She’s a girl who I fancy would let judgment influence her a lot. And
+without being stupidly conceited, I think I may say she might do worse
+than throw herself away on me. I’m young and quite good-looking, and I’m
+making a name for myself in the House; she’ll be able to read all sorts
+of nice and horrid things about me in the papers at breakfast-time. I
+can be brilliantly amusing at times, and I understand the value of
+silence; there is no fear that I shall ever degenerate into that fearsome
+thing—a cheerful talkative husband. For a girl with money and social
+ambitions I should think I was rather a good thing.”
+
+“You are certainly in love, Courtenay,” said Molly, “but it’s the old
+love and not a new one. I’m rather glad. I should have hated to have
+you head-over-heels in love with a pretty woman, even for a short time.
+You’ll be much happier as it is. And I’m going to put all my feelings in
+the background, and tell you to go in and win. You’ve got to marry a
+rich woman, and if she’s nice and will make a good hostess, so much the
+better for everybody. You’ll be happier in your married life than I
+shall be in mine, when it comes; you’ll have other interests to absorb
+you. I shall just have the garden and dairy and nursery and lending
+library, as like as two peas to all the gardens and dairies and nurseries
+for hundreds of miles round. You won’t care for your wife enough to be
+worried every time she has a finger-ache, and you’ll like her well enough
+to be pleased to meet her sometimes at your own house. I shouldn’t
+wonder if you were quite happy. She will probably be miserable, but any
+woman who married you would be.”
+
+There was a short pause; they were both staring at the pheasant cages.
+Then Molly spoke again, with the swift nervous tone of a general who is
+hurriedly altering the disposition of his forces for a strategic retreat.
+
+“When you are safely married and honey-mooned and all that sort of thing,
+and have put your wife through her paces as a political hostess, some
+time, when the House isn’t sitting, you must come down by yourself, and
+do a little hunting with us. Will you? It won’t be quite the same as
+old times, but it will be something to look forward to when I’m reading
+the endless paragraphs about your fashionable political wedding.”
+
+“You’re looking forward pretty far,” laughed Youghal; “the lady may take
+your view as to the probable unhappiness of a future shared with me, and
+I may have to content myself with penurious political bachelorhood.
+Anyhow, the present is still with us. We dine at Kettner’s to-night,
+don’t we?”
+
+“Rather,” said Molly, “though it will be more or less a throat-lumpy
+feast as far as I am concerned. We shall have to drink to the health of
+the future Mrs. Youghal. By the way, it’s rather characteristic of you
+that you haven’t told me who she is, and of me that I haven’t asked. And
+now, like a dear boy, trot away and leave me. I haven’t got to say
+good-bye to you yet, but I’m going to take a quiet farewell of the
+Pheasantry. We’ve had some jolly good talks, you and I, sitting on this
+seat, haven’t we? And I know, as well as I know anything, that this is
+the last of them. Eight o’clock to-night, as punctually as possible.”
+
+She watched his retreating figure with eyes that grew slowly misty; he
+had been such a jolly comely boy-friend, and they had had such good times
+together. The mist deepened on her lashes as she looked round at the
+familiar rendezvous where they had so often kept tryst since the day when
+they had first come there together, he a schoolboy and she but lately out
+of her teens. For the moment she felt herself in the thrall of a very
+real sorrow.
+
+Then, with the admirable energy of one who is only in town for a fleeting
+fortnight, she raced away to have tea with a world-faring naval admirer
+at his club. Pluralism is a merciful narcotic.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+
+ELAINE DE FREY sat at ease—at bodily ease—at any rate—in a low wicker
+chair placed under the shade of a group of cedars in the heart of a
+stately spacious garden that had almost made up its mind to be a park.
+The shallow stone basin of an old fountain, on whose wide ledge a
+leaden-moulded otter for ever preyed on a leaden salmon, filled a
+conspicuous place in the immediate foreground. Around its rim ran an
+inscription in Latin, warning mortal man that time flows as swiftly as
+water and exhorting him to make the most of his hours; after which piece
+of Jacobean moralising it set itself shamelessly to beguile all who might
+pass that way into an abandonment of contemplative repose. On all sides
+of it a stretch of smooth turf spread away, broken up here and there by
+groups of dwarfish chestnut and mulberry trees, whose leaves and branches
+cast a laced pattern of shade beneath them. On one side the lawn sloped
+gently down to a small lake, whereon floated a quartette of swans, their
+movements suggestive of a certain mournful listlessness, as though a
+weary dignity of caste held them back from the joyous bustling life of
+the lesser waterfowl. Elaine liked to imagine that they re-embodied the
+souls of unhappy boys who had been forced by family interests to become
+high ecclesiastical dignitaries and had grown prematurely Right Reverend.
+A low stone balustrade fenced part of the shore of the lake, making a
+miniature terrace above its level, and here roses grew in a rich
+multitude. Other rose bushes, carefully pruned and tended, formed little
+oases of colour and perfume amid the restful green of the sward, and in
+the distance the eye caught the variegated blaze of a many-hued hedge of
+rhododendron. With these favoured exceptions flowers were hard to find
+in this well-ordered garden; the misguided tyranny of staring geranium
+beds and beflowered archways leading to nowhere, so dear to the suburban
+gardener, found no expression here. Magnificent Amherst pheasants, whose
+plumage challenged and almost shamed the peacock on his own ground,
+stepped to and fro over the emerald turf with the assured self-conscious
+pride of reigning sultans. It was a garden where summer seemed a
+part-proprietor rather than a hurried visitor.
+
+By the side of Elaine’s chair under the shadow of the cedars a wicker
+table was set out with the paraphernalia of afternoon tea. On some
+cushions at her feet reclined Courtenay Youghal, smoothly preened and
+youthfully elegant, the personification of decorative repose; equally
+decorative, but with the showy restlessness of a dragonfly, Comus
+disported his flannelled person over a considerable span of the available
+foreground.
+
+The intimacy existing between the two young men had suffered no immediate
+dislocation from the circumstance that they were tacitly paying court to
+the same lady. It was an intimacy founded not in the least on friendship
+or community of tastes and ideas, but owed its existence to the fact that
+each was amused and interested by the other. Youghal found Comus, for
+the time being at any rate, just as amusing and interesting as a rival
+for Elaine’s favour as he had been in the _rôle_ of scapegrace
+boy-about-Town; Comus for his part did not wish to lose touch with
+Youghal, who among other attractions possessed the recommendation of
+being under the ban of Comus’s mother. She disapproved, it is true, of a
+great many of her son’s friends and associates, but this particular one
+was a special and persistent source of irritation to her from the fact
+that he figured prominently and more or less successfully in the public
+life of the day. There was something peculiarly exasperating in reading
+a brilliant and incisive attack on the Government’s rash handling of
+public expenditure delivered by a young man who encouraged her son in
+every imaginable extravagance. The actual extent of Youghal’s influence
+over the boy was of the slightest; Comus was quite capable of deriving
+encouragement to rash outlay and frivolous conversation from an anchorite
+or an East-end parson if he had been thrown into close companionship with
+such an individual. Francesca, however, exercised a mother’s privilege
+in assuming her son’s bachelor associates to be industrious in labouring
+to achieve his undoing. Therefore the young politician was a source of
+unconcealed annoyance to her, and in the same degree as she expressed her
+disapproval of him Comus was careful to maintain and parade the intimacy.
+Its existence, or rather its continued existence, was one of the things
+that faintly puzzled the young lady whose sought-for favour might have
+been expected to furnish an occasion for its rapid dissolution.
+
+With two suitors, one of whom at least she found markedly attractive,
+courting her at the same moment, Elaine should have had reasonable cause
+for being on good terms with the world, and with herself in particular.
+Happiness was not, however, at this auspicious moment, her dominant mood.
+The grave calm of her face masked as usual a certain degree of grave
+perturbation. A succession of well-meaning governesses and a plentiful
+supply of moralising aunts on both sides of her family, had impressed on
+her young mind the theoretical fact that wealth is a great
+responsibility. The consciousness of her responsibility set her
+continually wondering, not as to her own fitness to discharge her
+“stewardship,” but as to the motives and merits of people with whom she
+came in contact. The knowledge that there was so much in the world that
+she could buy, invited speculation as to how much there was that was
+worth buying. Gradually she had come to regard her mind as a sort of
+appeal court before whose secret sittings were examined and judged the
+motives and actions, the motives especially, of the world in general. In
+her schoolroom days she had sat in conscientious judgment on the motives
+that guided or misguided Charles and Cromwell and Monck, Wallenstein and
+Savonarola. In her present stage she was equally occupied in examining
+the political sincerity of the Secretary for Foreign Affairs, the
+good-faith of a honey-tongued but possibly loyal-hearted waiting-maid,
+and the disinterestedness of a whole circle of indulgent and flattering
+acquaintances. Even more absorbing, and in her eyes, more urgently
+necessary, was the task of dissecting and appraising the characters of
+the two young men who were favouring her with their attentions. And
+herein lay cause for much thinking and some perturbation. Youghal, for
+example, might have baffled a more experienced observer of human nature.
+Elaine was too clever to confound his dandyism with foppishness or
+self-advertisement. He admired his own toilet effect in a mirror from a
+genuine sense of pleasure in a thing good to look upon, just as he would
+feel a sensuous appreciation of the sight of a well-bred, well-matched,
+well-turned-out pair of horses. Behind his careful political flippancy
+and cynicism one might also detect a certain careless sincerity, which
+would probably in the long run save him from moderate success, and turn
+him into one of the brilliant failures of his day. Beyond this it was
+difficult to form an exact appreciation of Courtenay Youghal, and Elaine,
+who liked to have her impressions distinctly labelled and pigeon-holed,
+was perpetually scrutinising the outer surface of his characteristics and
+utterances, like a baffled art critic vainly searching beneath the
+varnish and scratches of a doubtfully assigned picture for an
+enlightening signature. The young man added to her perplexities by his
+deliberate policy of never trying to show himself in a favourable light
+even when most anxious to impart a favourable impression. He preferred
+that people should hunt for his good qualities, and merely took very good
+care that as far as possible they should never draw blank; even in the
+matter of selfishness, which was the anchor-sheet of his existence, he
+contrived to be noted, and justly noted, for doing remarkably unselfish
+things. As a ruler he would have been reasonably popular; as a husband
+he would probably be unendurable.
+
+Comus was to a certain extent as great a mystification as Youghal, but
+here Elaine was herself responsible for some of the perplexity which
+enshrouded his character in her eyes. She had taken more than a passing
+fancy for the boy—for the boy as he might be, that was to say—and she was
+desperately unwilling to see him and appraise him as he really was. Thus
+the mental court of appeal was constantly engaged in examining witnesses
+as to character, most of whom signally failed to give any testimony which
+would support the favourable judgment which the tribunal was so anxious
+to arrive at. A woman with wider experience of the world’s ways and
+shortcomings would probably have contented herself with an endeavour to
+find out whether her liking for the boy outweighed her dislike of his
+characteristics; Elaine took her judgments too seriously to approach the
+matter from such a simple and convenient standpoint. The fact that she
+was much more than half in love with Comus made it dreadfully important
+that she should discover him to have a lovable soul, and Comus, it must
+be confessed, did little to help forward the discovery.
+
+“At any rate he is honest,” she would observe to herself, after some
+outspoken admission of unprincipled conduct on his part, and then she
+would ruefully recall certain episodes in which he had figured, from
+which honesty had been conspicuously absent. What she tried to label
+honesty in his candour was probably only a cynical defiance of the laws
+of right and wrong.
+
+“You look more than usually thoughtful this afternoon,” said Comus to
+her, “as if you had invented this summer day and were trying to think out
+improvements.”
+
+“If I had the power to create improvements anywhere I think I should
+begin with you,” retorted Elaine.
+
+“I’m sure it’s much better to leave me as I am,” protested Comus; “you’re
+like a relative of mine up in Argyllshire, who spends his time producing
+improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and
+irritating to the Almighty I should think, to go about putting superior
+finishing touches to Creation.”
+
+Elaine frowned, and then laughed, and finally gave a little sigh.
+
+“It’s not easy to talk sense to you,” she said.
+
+“Whatever else you take in hand,” said Youghal, “you must never improve
+this garden. It’s what our idea of Heaven might be like if the Jews
+hadn’t invented one for us on totally different lines. It’s dreadful
+that we should accept them as the impresarios of our religious dreamland
+instead of the Greeks.”
+
+“You are not very fond of the Jews,” said Elaine.
+
+“I’ve travelled and lived a good deal in Eastern Europe,” said Youghal.
+
+“It seems largely a question of geography,” said Elaine; “in England no
+one really is anti-Semitic.”
+
+Youghal shook his head. “I know a great many Jews who are.”
+
+Servants had quietly, almost reverently, placed tea and its accessories
+on the wicker table, and quietly receded from the landscape. Elaine sat
+like a grave young goddess about to dispense some mysterious potion to
+her devotees. Her mind was still sitting in judgment on the Jewish
+question.
+
+Comus scrambled to his feet.
+
+“It’s too hot for tea,” he said; “I shall go and feed the swans.”
+
+And he walked off with a little silver basket-dish containing brown
+bread-and-butter.
+
+Elaine laughed quietly.
+
+“It’s so like Comus,” she said, “to go off with our one dish of
+bread-and-butter.”
+
+Youghal chuckled responsively. It was an undoubted opportunity for him
+to put in some disparaging criticism of Comus, and Elaine sat alert in
+readiness to judge the critic and reserve judgment on the criticised.
+
+“His selfishness is splendid but absolutely futile,” said Youghal; “now
+my selfishness is commonplace, but always thoroughly practical and
+calculated. He will have great difficulty in getting the swans to accept
+his offering, and he incurs the odium of reducing us to a
+bread-and-butterless condition. Incidentally he will get very hot.”
+
+Elaine again had the sense of being thoroughly baffled. If Youghal had
+said anything unkind it was about himself.
+
+“If my cousin Suzette had been here,” she observed, with the shadow of a
+malicious smile on her lips, “I believe she would have gone into a flood
+of tears at the loss of her bread-and-butter, and Comus would have
+figured ever after in her mind as something black and destroying and
+hateful. In fact I don’t really know why we took our loss so
+unprotestingly.”
+
+“For two reasons,” said Youghal; “you are rather fond of Comus. And I—am
+not very fond of bread-and-butter.”
+
+The jesting remark brought a throb of pleasure to Elaine’s heart. She
+had known full well that she cared for Comus, but now that Courtenay
+Youghal had openly proclaimed the fact as something unchallenged and
+understood matters seemed placed at once on a more advanced footing. The
+warm sunlit garden grew suddenly into a Heaven that held the secret of
+eternal happiness. Youth and comeliness would always walk here, under
+the low-boughed mulberry trees, as unchanging as the leaden otter that
+for ever preyed on the leaden salmon on the edge of the old fountain, and
+somehow the lovers would always wear the aspect of herself and the boy
+who was talking to the four white swans by the water steps. Youghal was
+right; this was the real Heaven of one’s dreams and longings,
+immeasurably removed from that Rue de la Paix Paradise about which one
+professed utterly insincere hankerings in places of public worship.
+Elaine drank her tea in a happy silence; besides being a brilliant talker
+Youghal understood the rarer art of being a non-talker on occasion.
+
+Comus came back across the grass swinging the empty basket-dish in his
+hand.
+
+“Swans were very pleased,” he cried, gaily, “and said they hoped I would
+keep the bread-and-butter dish as a souvenir of a happy tea-party. I may
+really have it, mayn’t I?” he continued in an anxious voice; “it will do
+to keep studs and things in. You don’t want it.”
+
+“It’s got the family crest on it,” said Elaine. Some of the happiness
+had died out of her eyes.
+
+“I’ll have that scratched off and my own put on,” said Comus.
+
+“It’s been in the family for generations,” protested Elaine, who did not
+share Comus’s view that because you were rich your lesser possessions
+could have no value in your eyes.
+
+“I want it dreadfully,” said Comus, sulkily, “and you’ve heaps of other
+things to put bread-and-butter in.”
+
+For the moment he was possessed by an overmastering desire to keep the
+dish at all costs; a look of greedy determination dominated his face, and
+he had not for an instant relaxed his grip of the coveted object.
+
+Elaine was genuinely angry by this time, and was busily telling herself
+that it was absurd to be put out over such a trifle; at the same moment a
+sense of justice was telling her that Comus was displaying a good deal of
+rather shabby selfishness. And somehow her chief anxiety at the moment
+was to keep Courtenay Youghal from seeing that she was angry.
+
+“I know you don’t really want it, so I’m going to keep it,” persisted
+Comus.
+
+“It’s too hot to argue,” said Elaine.
+
+“Happy mistress of your destinies,” laughed Youghal; “you can suit your
+disputations to the desired time and temperature. I have to go and
+argue, or what is worse, listen to other people’s arguments, in a hot and
+doctored atmosphere suitable to an invalid lizard.”
+
+“You haven’t got to argue about a bread-and-butter dish,” said Elaine.
+
+“Chiefly about bread-and-butter,” said Youghal; “our great preoccupation
+is other people’s bread-and-butter. They earn or produce the material,
+but we busy ourselves with making rules how it shall be cut up, and the
+size of the slices, and how much butter shall go on how much bread. That
+is what is called legislation. If we could only make rules as to how the
+bread-and-butter should be digested we should be quite happy.”
+
+Elaine had been brought up to regard Parliaments as something to be
+treated with cheerful solemnity, like illness or family re-unions.
+Youghal’s flippant disparagement of the career in which he was involved
+did not, however, jar on her susceptibilities. She knew him to be not
+only a lively and effective debater but an industrious worker on
+committees. If he made light of his labours, at least he afforded no one
+else a loophole for doing so. And certainly, the Parliamentary
+atmosphere was not inviting on this hot afternoon.
+
+“When must you go?” she asked, sympathetically.
+
+Youghal looked ruefully at his watch. Before he could answer, a cheerful
+hoot came through the air, as of an owl joyously challenging the sunlight
+with a foreboding of the coming night. He sprang laughing to his feet.
+
+“Listen! My summons back to my galley,” he cried. “The Gods have given
+me an hour in this enchanted garden, so I must not complain.”
+
+Then in a lower voice he almost whispered, “It’s the Persian debate
+to-night.”
+
+It was the one hint he had given in the midst of his talking and laughing
+that he was really keenly enthralled in the work that lay before him. It
+was the one little intimate touch that gave Elaine the knowledge that he
+cared for her opinion of his work.
+
+Comus, who had emptied his cigarette-case, became suddenly clamorous at
+the prospect of being temporarily stranded without a smoke. Youghal took
+the last remaining cigarette from his own case and gravely bisected it.
+
+“Friendship could go no further,” he observed, as he gave one-half to the
+doubtfully appeased Comus, and lit the other himself.
+
+“There are heaps more in the hall,” said Elaine.
+
+“It was only done for the Saint Martin of Tours effect,” said Youghal; “I
+hate smoking when I’m rushing through the air. Good-bye.”
+
+The departing galley-slave stepped forth into the sunlight, radiant and
+confident. A few minutes later Elaine could see glimpses of his white
+car as it rushed past the rhododendron bushes. He woos best who leaves
+first, particularly if he goes forth to battle or the semblance of
+battle.
+
+Somehow Elaine’s garden of Eternal Youth had already become clouded in
+its imagery. The girl-figure who walked in it was still distinctly and
+unchangingly herself, but her companion was more blurred and undefined,
+as a picture that has been superimposed on another.
+
+Youghal sped townward well satisfied with himself. To-morrow, he
+reflected, Elaine would read his speech in her morning paper, and he knew
+in advance that it was not going to be one of his worst efforts. He knew
+almost exactly where the punctuations of laughter and applause would
+burst in, he knew that nimble fingers in the Press Gallery would be
+taking down each gibe and argument as he flung it at the impassive
+Minister confronting him, and that the fair lady of his desire would be
+able to judge what manner of young man this was who spent his afternoon
+in her garden, lazily chaffing himself and his world.
+
+And he further reflected, with an amused chuckle, that she would be
+vividly reminded of Comus for days to come, when she took her afternoon
+tea, and saw the bread-and-butter reposing in an unaccustomed dish.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+
+TOWARDS four o’clock on a hot afternoon Francesca stepped out from a shop
+entrance near the Piccadilly end of Bond Street and ran almost into the
+arms of Merla Blathlington. The afternoon seemed to get instantly
+hotter. Merla was one of those human flies that buzz; in crowded
+streets, at bazaars and in warm weather, she attained to the proportions
+of a human bluebottle. Lady Caroline Benaresq had openly predicted that
+a special fly-paper was being reserved for her accommodation in another
+world; others, however, held the opinion that she would be miraculously
+multiplied in a future state, and that four or more Merla Blathlingtons,
+according to deserts, would be in perpetual and unremitting attendance on
+each lost soul.
+
+“Here we are,” she cried, with a glad eager buzz, “popping in and out of
+shops like rabbits; not that rabbits do pop in and out of shops very
+extensively.”
+
+It was evidently one of her bluebottle days.
+
+“Don’t you love Bond Street?” she gabbled on. “There’s something so
+unusual and distinctive about it; no other street anywhere else is quite
+like it. Don’t you know those ikons and images and things scattered up
+and down Europe, that are supposed to have been painted or carved, as the
+case may be, by St. Luke or Zaccheus, or somebody of that sort; I always
+like to think that some notable person of those times designed Bond
+Street. St. Paul, perhaps. He travelled about a lot.”
+
+“Not in Middlesex, though,” said Francesca.
+
+“One can’t be sure,” persisted Merla; “when one wanders about as much as
+he did one gets mixed up and forgets where one _has_ been. I can never
+remember whether I’ve been to the Tyrol twice and St. Moritz once, or the
+other way about; I always have to ask my maid. And there’s something
+about the name Bond that suggests St. Paul; didn’t he write a lot about
+the bond and the free?”
+
+“I fancy he wrote in Hebrew or Greek,” objected Francesca; “the word
+wouldn’t have the least resemblance.”
+
+“So dreadfully non-committal to go about pamphleteering in those bizarre
+languages,” complained Merla; “that’s what makes all those people so
+elusive. As soon as you try to pin them down to a definite statement
+about anything you’re told that some vitally important word has fifteen
+other meanings in the original. I wonder our Cabinet Ministers and
+politicians don’t adopt a sort of dog-Latin or Esperanto jargon to
+deliver their speeches in; what a lot of subsequent explaining away would
+be saved. But to go back to Bond Street—not that we’ve left it—”
+
+“I’m afraid I must leave it now,” said Francesca, preparing to turn up
+Grafton Street; “Good-bye.”
+
+“Must you be going? Come and have tea somewhere. I know of a cosy
+little place where one can talk undisturbed.”
+
+Francesca repressed a shudder and pleaded an urgent engagement.
+
+“I know where you’re going,” said Merla, with the resentful buzz of a
+bluebottle that finds itself thwarted by the cold unreasoning resistance
+of a windowpane. “You’re going to play bridge at Serena Golackly’s. She
+never asks me to her bridge parties.”
+
+Francesca shuddered openly this time; the prospect of having to play
+bridge anywhere in the near neighbourhood of Merla’s voice was not one
+that could be contemplated with ordinary calmness.
+
+“Good-bye,” she said again firmly, and passed out of earshot; it was
+rather like leaving the machinery section of an exhibition. Merla’s
+diagnosis of her destination had been a correct one; Francesca made her
+way slowly through the hot streets in the direction of Serena Golackly’s
+house on the far side of Berkeley Square. To the blessed certainty of
+finding a game of bridge, she hopefully added the possibility of hearing
+some fragments of news which might prove interesting and enlightening.
+And of enlightenment on a particular subject, in which she was acutely
+and personally interested, she stood in some need. Comus of late had
+been provokingly reticent as to his movements and doings; partly,
+perhaps, because it was his nature to be provoking, partly because the
+daily bickerings over money matters were gradually choking other forms of
+conversation. Francesca had seen him once or twice in the Park in the
+desirable company of Elaine de Frey, and from time to time she heard of
+the young people as having danced together at various houses; on the
+other hand, she had seen and heard quite as much evidence to connect the
+heiress’s name with that of Courtenay Youghal. Beyond this meagre and
+conflicting and altogether tantalising information, her knowledge of the
+present position of affairs did not go. If either of the young men was
+seriously “making the running,” it was probable that she would hear some
+sly hint or open comment about it from one of Serena’s gossip-laden
+friends, without having to go out of her way to introduce the subject and
+unduly disclose her own state of ignorance. And a game of bridge, played
+for moderately high points, gave ample excuse for convenient lapses into
+reticence; if questions took an embarrassingly inquisitive turn, one
+could always find refuge in a defensive spade.
+
+The afternoon was too warm to make bridge a generally popular diversion,
+and Serena’s party was a comparatively small one. Only one table was
+incomplete when Francesca made her appearance on the scene; at it was
+seated Serena herself, confronted by Ada Spelvexit, whom everyone was
+wont to explain as “one of the Cheshire Spelvexits,” as though any other
+variety would have been intolerable. Ada Spelvexit was one of those
+naturally stagnant souls who take infinite pleasure in what are called
+“movements.” “Most of the really great lessons I have learned have been
+taught me by the Poor,” was one of her favourite statements. The one
+great lesson that the Poor in general would have liked to have taught
+her, that their kitchens and sickrooms were not unreservedly at her
+disposal as private lecture halls, she had never been able to assimilate.
+She was ready to give them unlimited advice as to how they should keep
+the wolf from their doors, but in return she claimed and enforced for
+herself the penetrating powers of an east wind or a dust storm. Her
+visits among her wealthier acquaintances were equally extensive and
+enterprising, and hardly more welcome; in country-house parties, while
+partaking to the fullest extent of the hospitality offered her, she made
+a practice of unburdening herself of homilies on the evils of leisure and
+luxury, which did not particularly endear her to her fellow guests.
+Hostesses regarded her philosophically as a form of social measles which
+everyone had to have once.
+
+The third prospective player, Francesca noted without any special
+enthusiasm, was Lady Caroline Benaresq. Lady Caroline was far from being
+a remarkably good bridge player, but she always managed to domineer
+mercilessly over any table that was favoured with her presence, and
+generally managed to win. A domineering player usually inflicts the
+chief damage and demoralisation on his partner; Lady Caroline’s special
+achievement was to harass and demoralise partner and opponents alike.
+
+“Weak and weak,” she announced in her gentle voice, as she cut her
+hostess for a partner; “I suppose we had better play only five shillings
+a hundred.”
+
+Francesca wondered at the old woman’s moderate assessment of the stake,
+knowing her fondness for highish play and her usual good luck in card
+holding.
+
+“I don’t mind what we play,” said Ada Spelvexit, with an incautious
+parade of elegant indifference; as a matter of fact she was inwardly
+relieved and rejoicing at the reasonable figure proposed by Lady
+Caroline, and she would certainly have demurred if a higher stake had
+been suggested. She was not as a rule a successful player, and money
+lost at cards was always a poignant bereavement to her.
+
+“Then as you don’t mind we’ll make it ten shillings a hundred,” said Lady
+Caroline, with the pleased chuckle of one who has spread a net in the
+sight of a bird and disproved the vanity of the proceeding.
+
+It proved a tiresome ding-dong rubber, with the strength of the cards
+slightly on Francesca’s side, and the luck of the table going mostly the
+other way. She was too keen a player not to feel a certain absorption in
+the game once it had started, but she was conscious to-day of a
+distracting interest that competed with the momentary importance of leads
+and discards and declarations. The little accumulations of talk that
+were unpent during the dealing of the hands became as noteworthy to her
+alert attention as the play of the hands themselves.
+
+“Yes, quite a small party this afternoon,” said Serena, in reply to a
+seemingly casual remark on Francesca’s part; “and two or three
+non-players, which is unusual on a Wednesday. Canon Besomley was here
+just before you came; you know, the big preaching man.”
+
+“I’ve been to hear him scold the human race once or twice,” said
+Francesca.
+
+“A strong man with a wonderfully strong message,” said Ada Spelvexit, in
+an impressive and assertive tone.
+
+“The sort of popular pulpiteer who spanks the vices of his age and
+lunches with them afterwards,” said Lady Caroline.
+
+“Hardly a fair summary of the man and his work,” protested Ada. “I’ve
+been to hear him many times when I’ve been depressed or discouraged, and
+I simply can’t tell you the impression his words leave—”
+
+“At least you can tell us what you intend to make trumps,” broke in Lady
+Caroline, gently.
+
+“Diamonds,” pronounced Ada, after a rather flurried survey of her hand.
+
+“Doubled,” said Lady Caroline, with increased gentleness, and a few
+minutes later she was pencilling an addition of twenty-four to her score.
+
+“I stayed with his people down in Herefordshire last May,” said Ada,
+returning to the unfinished theme of the Canon; “such an exquisite rural
+retreat, and so restful and healing to the nerves. Real country scenery;
+apple blossom everywhere.”
+
+“Surely only on the apple trees,” said Lady Caroline.
+
+Ada Spelvexit gave up the attempt to reproduce the decorative setting of
+the Canon’s homelife, and fell back on the small but practical
+consolation of scoring the odd trick in her opponent’s declaration of
+hearts.
+
+“If you had led your highest club to start with, instead of the nine, we
+should have saved the trick,” remarked Lady Caroline to her partner in a
+tone of coldly, gentle reproof; “it’s no use, my dear,” she continued, as
+Serena flustered out a halting apology, “no earthly use to attempt to
+play bridge at one table and try to see and hear what’s going on at two
+or three other tables.”
+
+“I can generally manage to attend to more than one thing at a time,” said
+Serena, rashly; “I think I must have a sort of double brain.”
+
+“Much better to economise and have one really good one,” observed Lady
+Caroline.
+
+“_La belle dame sans merci_ scoring a verbal trick or two as usual,” said
+a player at another table in a discreet undertone.
+
+“Did I tell you Sir Edward Roan is coming to my next big evening,” said
+Serena, hurriedly, by way, perhaps, of restoring herself a little in her
+own esteem.
+
+“Poor dear, good Sir Edward. What have you made trumps?” asked Lady
+Caroline, in one breath.
+
+“Clubs,” said Francesca; “and pray, why these adjectives of
+commiseration?”
+
+Francesca was a Ministerialist by family interest and allegiance, and was
+inclined to take up the cudgels at the suggested disparagement aimed at
+the Foreign Secretary.
+
+“He amuses me so much,” purred Lady Caroline. Her amusement was usually
+of the sort that a sporting cat derives from watching the Swedish
+exercises of a well-spent and carefully thought-out mouse.
+
+“Really? He has been rather a brilliant success at the Foreign Office,
+you know,” said Francesca.
+
+“He reminds one so of a circus elephant—infinitely more intelligent than
+the people who direct him, but quite content to go on putting his foot
+down or taking it up as may be required, quite unconcerned whether he
+steps on a meringue or a hornet’s nest in the process of going where he’s
+expected to go.”
+
+“How can you say such things?” protested Francesca.
+
+“I can’t,” said Lady Caroline; “Courtenay Youghal said it in the House
+last night. Didn’t you read the debate? He was really rather in form.
+I disagree entirely with his point of view, of course, but some of the
+things he says have just enough truth behind them to redeem them from
+being merely smart; for instance, his summing up of the Government’s
+attitude towards our embarrassing Colonial Empire in the wistful phrase
+‘happy is the country that has no geography.’”
+
+“What an absurdly unjust thing to say,” put in Francesca; “I daresay some
+of our Party at some time have taken up that attitude, but every one
+knows that Sir Edward is a sound Imperialist at heart.”
+
+“Most politicians are something or other at heart, but no one would be
+rash enough to insure a politician against heart failure. Particularly
+when he happens to be in office.”
+
+“Anyhow, I don’t see that the Opposition leaders would have acted any
+differently in the present case,” said Francesca.
+
+“One should always speak guardedly of the Opposition leaders,” said Lady
+Caroline, in her gentlest voice; “one never knows what a turn in the
+situation may do for them.”
+
+“You mean they may one day be at the head of affairs?” asked Serena,
+briskly.
+
+“I mean they may one day lead the Opposition. One never knows.”
+
+Lady Caroline had just remembered that her hostess was on the Opposition
+side in politics.
+
+Francesca and her partner scored four tricks in clubs; the game stood
+irresolutely at twenty-four all.
+
+“If you had followed the excellent lyrical advice given to the Maid of
+Athens and returned my heart we should have made two more tricks and gone
+game,” said Lady Caroline to her partner.
+
+“Mr. Youghal seems pushing himself to the fore of late,” remarked
+Francesca, as Serena took up the cards to deal. Since the young
+politician’s name had been introduced into their conversation the
+opportunity for turning the talk more directly on him and his affairs was
+too good to be missed.
+
+“I think he’s got a career before him,” said Serena; “the House always
+fills when he’s speaking, and that’s a good sign. And then he’s young
+and got rather an attractive personality, which is always something in
+the political world.”
+
+“His lack of money will handicap him, unless he can find himself a rich
+wife or persuade someone to die and leave him a fat legacy,” said
+Francesca; “since M.P.’s have become the recipients of a salary rather
+more is expected and demanded of them in the expenditure line than
+before.”
+
+“Yes, the House of Commons still remains rather at the opposite pole to
+the Kingdom of Heaven as regards entrance qualifications,” observed Lady
+Caroline.
+
+“There ought to be no difficulty about Youghal picking up a girl with
+money,” said Serena; “with his prospects he would make an excellent
+husband for any woman with social ambitions.”
+
+And she half sighed, as though she almost regretted that a previous
+matrimonial arrangement precluded her from entering into the competition
+on her own account.
+
+Francesca, under an assumption of languid interest, was watching Lady
+Caroline narrowly for some hint of suppressed knowledge of Youghal’s
+courtship of Miss de Frey.
+
+“Whom are you marrying and giving in marriage?”
+
+The question came from George St. Michael, who had strayed over from a
+neighbouring table, attracted by the fragments of small-talk that had
+reached his ears.
+
+St. Michael was one of those dapper bird-like illusorily-active men, who
+seem to have been in a certain stage of middle-age for as long as human
+memory can recall them. A close-cut peaked beard lent a certain dignity
+to his appearance—a loan which the rest of his features and mannerisms
+were continually and successfully repudiating. His profession, if he had
+one, was submerged in his hobby, which consisted of being an
+advance-agent for small happenings or possible happenings that were or
+seemed imminent in the social world around him; he found a perpetual and
+unflagging satisfaction in acquiring and retailing any stray items of
+gossip or information, particularly of a matrimonial nature, that chanced
+to come his way. Given the bare outline of an officially announced
+engagement he would immediately fill it in with all manner of details,
+true or, at any rate, probable, drawn from his own imagination or from
+some equally exclusive source. The _Morning Post_ might content itself
+with the mere statement of the arrangement which would shortly take
+place, but it was St. Michael’s breathless little voice that proclaimed
+how the contracting parties had originally met over a salmon-fishing
+incident, why the Guards’ Chapel would not be used, why her Aunt Mary had
+at first opposed the match, how the question of the children’s religious
+upbringing had been compromised, etc., etc., to all whom it might
+interest and to many whom it might not. Beyond his industriously-earned
+pre-eminence in this special branch of intelligence, he was chiefly
+noteworthy for having a wife reputed to be the tallest and thinnest woman
+in the Home Counties. The two were sometimes seen together in Society,
+where they passed under the collective name of St. Michael and All
+Angles.
+
+“We are trying to find a rich wife for Courtenay Youghal,” said Serena,
+in answer to St. Michael’s question.
+
+“Ah, there I’m afraid you’re a little late,” he observed, glowing with
+the importance of pending revelation; “I’m afraid you’re a little late,”
+he repeated, watching the effect of his words as a gardener might watch
+the development of a bed of carefully tended asparagus. “I think the
+young gentleman has been before you and already found himself a rich mate
+in prospect.”
+
+He lowered his voice as he spoke, not with a view to imparting impressive
+mystery to his statement, but because there were other table groups
+within hearing to whom he hoped presently to have the privilege of
+re-disclosing his revelation.
+
+“Do you mean—?” began Serena.
+
+“Miss de Frey,” broke in St. Michael, hurriedly, fearful lest his
+revelation should be forestalled, even in guesswork; “quite an ideal
+choice, the very wife for a man who means to make his mark in politics.
+Twenty-four thousand a year, with prospects of more to come, and a
+charming place of her own not too far from town. Quite the type of girl,
+too, who will make a good political hostess, brains without being brainy,
+you know. Just the right thing. Of course, it would be premature to
+make any definite announcement at present—”
+
+“It would hardly be premature for my partner to announce what she means
+to make trumps,” interrupted Lady Caroline, in a voice of such sinister
+gentleness that St. Michael fled headlong back to his own table.
+
+“Oh, is it me? I beg your pardon. I leave it,” said Serena.
+
+“Thank you. No trumps,” declared Lady Caroline. The hand was
+successful, and the rubber ultimately fell to her with a comfortable
+margin of honours. The same partners cut together again, and this time
+the cards went distinctly against Francesca and Ada Spelvexit, and a
+heavily piled-up score confronted them at the close of the rubber.
+Francesca was conscious that a certain amount of rather erratic play on
+her part had at least contributed to the result. St. Michael’s incursion
+into the conversation had proved rather a powerful distraction to her
+ordinarily sound bridge-craft.
+
+Ada Spelvexit emptied her purse of several gold pieces and infused a
+corresponding degree of superiority into her manner.
+
+“I must be going now,” she announced; “I’m dining early. I have to give
+an address to some charwomen afterwards.”
+
+“Why?” asked Lady Caroline, with a disconcerting directness that was one
+of her most formidable characteristics.
+
+“Oh, well, I have some things to say to them that I daresay they will
+like to hear,” said Ada, with a thin laugh.
+
+Her statement was received with a silence that betokened profound
+unbelief in any such probability.
+
+“I go about a good deal among working-class women,” she added.
+
+“No one has ever said it,” observed Lady Caroline, “but how painfully
+true it is that the poor have us always with them.”
+
+Ada Spelvexit hastened her departure; the marred impressiveness of her
+retreat came as a culminating discomfiture on the top of her ill-fortune
+at the card-table. Possibly, however, the multiplication of her own
+annoyances enabled her to survey charwomen’s troubles with increased
+cheerfulness. None of them, at any rate, had spent an afternoon with
+Lady Caroline.
+
+Francesca cut in at another table and with better fortune attending on
+her, succeeded in winning back most of her losses. A sense of
+satisfaction was distinctly dominant as she took leave of her hostess.
+St. Michael’s gossip, or rather the manner in which it had been received,
+had given her a clue to the real state of affairs, which, however slender
+and conjectural, at least pointed in the desired direction. At first she
+had been horribly afraid lest she should be listening to a definite
+announcement which would have been the death-blow to her hopes, but as
+the recitation went on without any of those assured little minor details
+which St. Michael so loved to supply, she had come to the conclusion that
+it was merely a piece of intelligent guesswork. And if Lady Caroline had
+really believed in the story of Elaine de Frey’s virtual engagement to
+Courtenay Youghal she would have taken a malicious pleasure in
+encouraging St. Michael in his confidences, and in watching Francesca’s
+discomfiture under the recital. The irritated manner in which she had
+cut short the discussion betrayed the fact, that, as far as the old
+woman’s information went, it was Comus and not Courtenay Youghal who held
+the field. And in this particular case Lady Caroline’s information was
+likely to be nearer the truth than St. Michael’s confident gossip.
+
+Francesca always gave a penny to the first crossing-sweeper or
+match-seller she chanced across after a successful sitting at bridge.
+This afternoon she had come out of the fray some fifteen shillings to the
+bad, but she gave two pennies to a crossing-sweeper at the north-west
+corner of Berkeley Square as a sort of thank-offering to the Gods.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+
+IT was a fresh rain-repentant afternoon, following a morning that had
+been sultry and torrentially wet by turns; the sort of afternoon that
+impels people to talk graciously of the rain as having done a lot of
+good, its chief merit in their eyes probably having been its recognition
+of the art of moderation. Also it was an afternoon that invited bodily
+activity after the convalescent languor of the earlier part of the day.
+Elaine had instinctively found her way into her riding-habit and sent an
+order down to the stables—a blessed oasis that still smelt sweetly of
+horse and hay and cleanliness in a world that reeked of petrol, and now
+she set her mare at a smart pace through a succession of long-stretching
+country lanes. She was due some time that afternoon at a garden-party,
+but she rode with determination in an opposite direction. In the first
+place neither Comus or Courtenay would be at the party, which fact seemed
+to remove any valid reason that could be thought of for inviting her
+attendance thereat; in the second place about a hundred human beings
+would be gathered there, and human gatherings were not her most crying
+need at the present moment. Since her last encounter with her wooers,
+under the cedars in her own garden, Elaine realised that she was either
+very happy or cruelly unhappy, she could not quite determine which. She
+seemed to have what she most wanted in the world lying at her feet, and
+she was dreadfully uncertain in her more reflective moments whether she
+really wanted to stretch out her hand and take it. It was all very like
+some situation in an Arabian Nights tale or a story of Pagan Hellas, and
+consequently the more puzzling and disconcerting to a girl brought up on
+the methodical lines of Victorian Christianity. Her appeal court was in
+permanent session these last few days, but it gave no decisions, at least
+none that she would listen to. And the ride on her fast light-stepping
+little mare, alone and unattended, through the fresh-smelling leafy lanes
+into unexplored country, seemed just what she wanted at the moment. The
+mare made some small delicate pretence of being roadshy, not the staring
+dolt-like kind of nervousness that shows itself in an irritating
+hanging-back as each conspicuous wayside object presents itself, but the
+nerve-flutter of an imaginative animal that merely results in a quick
+whisk of the head and a swifter bound forward. She might have
+paraphrased the mental attitude of the immortalised Peter Bell into
+
+ A basket underneath a tree
+ A yellow tiger is to me,
+ If it is nothing more.
+
+The more really alarming episodes of the road, the hoot and whir of a
+passing motor-car or the loud vibrating hum of a wayside
+threshing-machine, were treated with indifference.
+
+On turning a corner out of a narrow coppice-bordered lane into a wider
+road that sloped steadily upward in a long stretch of hill Elaine saw,
+coming toward her at no great distance, a string of yellow-painted vans,
+drawn for the most part by skewbald or speckled horses. A certain rakish
+air about these oncoming road-craft proclaimed them as belonging to a
+travelling wild-beast show, decked out in the rich primitive colouring
+that one’s taste in childhood would have insisted on before it had been
+schooled in the artistic value of dulness. It was an unlooked-for and
+distinctly unwelcome encounter. The mare had already commenced a sixfold
+scrutiny with nostrils, eyes and daintily-pricked ears; one ear made
+hurried little backward movements to hear what Elaine was saying about
+the eminent niceness and respectability of the approaching caravan, but
+even Elaine felt that she would be unable satisfactorily to explain the
+elephants and camels that would certainly form part of the procession.
+To turn back would seem rather craven, and the mare might take fright at
+the manœuvre and try to bolt; a gate standing ajar at the entrance to a
+farmyard lane provided a convenient way out of the difficulty.
+
+As Elaine pushed her way through she became aware of a man standing just
+inside the lane, who made a movement forward to open the gate for her.
+
+“Thank you. I’m just getting out of the way of a wild-beast show,” she
+explained; “my mare is tolerant of motors and traction-engines, but I
+expect camels—hullo,” she broke off, recognising the man as an old
+acquaintance, “I heard you had taken rooms in a farmhouse somewhere.
+Fancy meeting you in this way.”
+
+In the not very distant days of her little-girlhood, Tom Keriway had been
+a man to be looked upon with a certain awe and envy; indeed the glamour
+of his roving career would have fired the imagination, and wistful desire
+to do likewise, of many young Englishmen. It seemed to be the grown-up
+realisation of the games played in dark rooms in winter fire-lit
+evenings, and the dreams dreamed over favourite books of adventure.
+Making Vienna his headquarters, almost his home, he had rambled where he
+listed through the lands of the Near and Middle East as leisurely and
+thoroughly as tamer souls might explore Paris. He had wandered through
+Hungarian horse-fairs, hunted shy crafty beasts on lonely Balkan
+hillsides, dropped himself pebble-wise into the stagnant human pool of
+some Bulgarian monastery, threaded his way through the strange racial
+mosaic of Salonika, listened with amused politeness to the shallow
+ultra-modern opinions of a voluble editor or lawyer in some wayside
+Russian town, or learned wisdom from a chance tavern companion, one of
+the atoms of the busy ant-stream of men and merchandise that moves
+untiringly round the shores of the Black Sea. And far and wide as he
+might roam he always managed to turn up at frequent intervals, at ball
+and supper and theatre, in the gay Hauptstadt of the Habsburgs, haunting
+his favourite cafés and wine-vaults, skimming through his favourite
+news-sheets, greeting old acquaintances and friends, from ambassadors
+down to cobblers in the social scale. He seldom talked of his travels,
+but it might be said that his travels talked of him; there was an air
+about him that a German diplomat once summed up in a phrase: “a man that
+wolves have sniffed at.”
+
+And then two things happened, which he had not mapped out in his route; a
+severe illness shook half the life and all the energy out of him, and a
+heavy money loss brought him almost to the door of destitution. With
+something, perhaps, of the impulse which drives a stricken animal away
+from its kind, Tom Keriway left the haunts where he had known so much
+happiness, and withdrew into the shelter of a secluded farmhouse lodging;
+more than ever he became to Elaine a hearsay personality. And now the
+chance meeting with the caravan had flung her across the threshold of his
+retreat.
+
+“What a charming little nook you’ve got hold of,” she exclaimed with
+instinctive politeness, and then looked searchingly round, and discovered
+that she had spoken the truth; it really was charming. The farmhouse had
+that intensely English look that one seldom sees out of Normandy. Over
+the whole scene of rickyard, garden, outbuildings, horsepond and orchard,
+brooded that air which seems rightfully to belong to out-of-the-way
+farmyards, an air of wakeful dreaminess which suggests that here, man and
+beast and bird have got up so early that the rest of the world has never
+caught them up and never will.
+
+Elaine dismounted, and Keriway led the mare round to a little paddock by
+the side of a great grey barn. At the end of the lane they could see the
+show go past, a string of lumbering vans and great striding beasts that
+seemed to link the vast silences of the desert with the noises and sights
+and smells, the naphtha-flares and advertisement hoardings and trampled
+orange-peel, of an endless succession of towns.
+
+“You had better let the caravan pass well on its way before you get on
+the road again,” said Keriway; “the smell of the beasts may make your
+mare nervous and restive going home.”
+
+Then he called to a boy who was busy with a hoe among some defiantly
+prosperous weeds, to fetch the lady a glass of milk and a piece of
+currant loaf.
+
+“I don’t know when I’ve seen anything so utterly charming and peaceful,”
+said Elaine, propping herself on a seat that a pear-tree had obligingly
+designed in the fantastic curve of its trunk.
+
+“Charming, certainly,” said Keriway, “but too full of the stress of its
+own little life struggle to be peaceful. Since I have lived here I’ve
+learnt, what I’ve always suspected, that a country farmhouse, set away in
+a world of its own, is one of the most wonderful studies of interwoven
+happenings and tragedies that can be imagined. It is like the old
+chronicles of medieval Europe in the days when there was a sort of
+ordered anarchy between feudal lords and overlords, and burg-grafs, and
+mitred abbots, and prince-bishops, robber barons and merchant guilds, and
+Electors and so forth, all striving and contending and counter-plotting,
+and interfering with each other under some vague code of loosely-applied
+rules. Here one sees it reproduced under one’s eyes, like a musty page
+of black-letter come to life. Look at one little section of it, the
+poultry-life on the farm. Villa poultry, dull egg-machines, with records
+kept of how many ounces of food they eat, and how many pennyworths of
+eggs they lay, give you no idea of the wonder-life of these farm-birds;
+their feuds and jealousies, and carefully maintained prerogatives, their
+unsparing tyrannies and persecutions, their calculated courage and
+bravado or sedulously hidden cowardice, it might all be some human
+chapter from the annals of the old Rhineland or medieval Italy. And
+then, outside their own bickering wars and hates, the grim enemies that
+come up against them from the woodlands; the hawk that dashes among the
+coops like a moss-trooper raiding the border, knowing well that a charge
+of shot may tear him to bits at any moment. And the stoat, a creeping
+slip of brown fur a few inches long, intently and unstayably out for
+blood. And the hunger-taught master of craft, the red fox, who has
+waited perhaps half the afternoon for his chance while the fowls were
+dusting themselves under the hedge, and just as they were turning
+supper-ward to the yard one has stopped a moment to give her feathers a
+final shake and found death springing upon her. Do you know,” he
+continued, as Elaine fed herself and the mare with morsels of
+currant-loaf, “I don’t think any tragedy in literature that I have ever
+come across impressed me so much as the first one, that I spelled out
+slowly for myself in words of three letters: the bad fox has got the red
+hen. There was something so dramatically complete about it; the badness
+of the fox, added to all the traditional guile of his race, seemed to
+heighten the horror of the hen’s fate, and there was such a suggestion of
+masterful malice about the word ‘got.’ One felt that a countryside in
+arms would not get that hen away from the bad fox. They used to think me
+a slow dull reader for not getting on with my lesson, but I used to sit
+and picture to myself the red hen, with its wings beating helplessly,
+screeching in terrified protest, or perhaps, if he had got it by the
+neck, with beak wide agape and silent, and eyes staring, as it left the
+farmyard for ever. I have seen blood-spillings and down-crushings and
+abject defeat here and there in my time, but the red hen has remained in
+my mind as the type of helpless tragedy.” He was silent for a moment as
+if he were again musing over the three-letter drama that had so dwelt in
+his childhood’s imagination. “Tell me some of the things you have seen
+in your time,” was the request that was nearly on Elaine’s lips, but she
+hastily checked herself and substituted another.
+
+“Tell me more about the farm, please.”
+
+And he told her of a whole world, or rather of several intermingled
+worlds, set apart in this sleepy hollow in the hills, of beast lore and
+wood lore and farm craft, at times touching almost the border of
+witchcraft—passing lightly here, not with the probing eagerness of those
+who know nothing, but with the averted glance of those who fear to see
+too much. He told her of those things that slept and those that prowled
+when the dusk fell, of strange hunting cats, of the yard swine and the
+stalled cattle, of the farm folk themselves, as curious and remote in
+their way, in their ideas and fears and wants and tragedies, as the
+brutes and feathered stock that they tended. It seemed to Elaine as if a
+musty store of old-world children’s books had been fetched down from some
+cobwebbed lumber-room and brought to life. Sitting there in the little
+paddock, grown thickly with tall weeds and rank grasses, and shadowed by
+the weather-beaten old grey barn, listening to this chronicle of
+wonderful things, half fanciful, half very real, she could scarcely
+believe that a few miles away there was a garden-party in full swing,
+with smart frocks and smart conversation, fashionable refreshments and
+fashionable music, and a fevered undercurrent of social strivings and
+snubbings. Did Vienna and the Balkan Mountains and the Black Sea seem as
+remote and hard to believe in, she wondered, to the man sitting by her
+side, who had discovered or invented this wonderful fairyland? Was it a
+true and merciful arrangement of fate and life that the things of the
+moment thrust out the after-taste of the things that had been? Here was
+one who had held much that was priceless in the hollow of his hand and
+lost it all, and he was happy and absorbed and well-content with the
+little wayside corner of the world into which he had crept. And Elaine,
+who held so many desirable things in the hollow of her hand, could not
+make up her mind to be even moderately happy. She did not even know
+whether to take this hero of her childhood down from his pedestal, or to
+place him on a higher one; on the whole she was inclined to resent rather
+than approve the idea that ill-health and misfortune could so completely
+subdue and tame an erstwhile bold and roving spirit.
+
+The mare was showing signs of delicately-hinted impatience; the paddock,
+with its teasing insects and very indifferent grazing, had not thrust out
+the image of her own comfortable well-foddered loose-box. Elaine
+divested her habit of some remaining crumbs of bun-loaf and jumped
+lightly on to her saddle. As she rode slowly down the lane, with Keriway
+escorting her as far as its gate, she looked round at what had seemed to
+her, a short while ago, just a picturesque old farmstead, a place of
+bee-hives and hollyhocks and gabled cart-sheds; now it was in her eyes a
+magic city, with an undercurrent of reality beneath its magic.
+
+“You are a person to be envied,” she said to Keriway; “you have created a
+fairyland, and you are living in it yourself.”
+
+“Envied?”
+
+He shot the question out with sudden bitterness. She looked down and saw
+the wistful misery that had come into his face.
+
+“Once,” he said to her, “in a German paper I read a short story about a
+tame crippled crane that lived in the park of some small town. I forget
+what happened in the story, but there was one line that I shall always
+remember: ‘it was lame, that is why it was tame.’”
+
+He had created a fairyland, but assuredly he was not living in it.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+
+IN the warmth of a late June morning the long shaded stretch of raked
+earth, gravel-walk and rhododendron bush that is known affectionately as
+the Row was alive with the monotonous movement and alert stagnation
+appropriate to the time and place. The seekers after health, the seekers
+after notoriety and recognition, and the lovers of good exercise were all
+well represented on the galloping ground; the gravel-walk and chairs and
+long seats held a population whose varied instincts and motives would
+have baffled a social catalogue-maker. The children, handled or in
+perambulators, might be excused from instinct or motive; they were
+brought.
+
+Pleasingly conspicuous among a bunch of indifferent riders pacing along
+by the rails where the onlookers were thickest was Courtenay Youghal, on
+his handsome plum-roan gelding Anne de Joyeuse. That delicately stepping
+animal had taken a prize at Islington and nearly taken the life of a
+stable-boy of whom he disapproved, but his strongest claims to
+distinction were his good looks and his high opinion of himself. Youghal
+evidently believed in thorough accord between horse and rider.
+
+“Please stop and talk to me,” said a quiet beckoning voice from the other
+side of the rails, and Youghal drew rein and greeted Lady Veula Croot.
+Lady Veula had married into a family of commercial solidity and
+enterprising political nonentity. She had a devoted husband, some blonde
+teachable children, and a look of unutterable weariness in her eyes. To
+see her standing at the top of an expensively horticultured staircase
+receiving her husband’s guests was rather like watching an animal
+performing on a music-hall stage.
+
+One always tells oneself that the animal likes it, and one always knows
+that it doesn’t.
+
+“Lady Veula is an ardent Free Trader, isn’t she?” someone once remarked
+to Lady Caroline.
+
+“I wonder,” said Lady Caroline, in her gently questioning voice; “a woman
+whose dresses are made in Paris and whose marriage has been made in
+Heaven might be equally biassed for and against free imports.”
+
+Lady Veula looked at Youghal and his mount with slow critical
+appraisement, and there was a note of blended raillery and wistfulness in
+her voice.
+
+“You two dear things, I should love to stroke you both, but I’m not sure
+how Joyeuse would take it. So I’ll stroke you down verbally instead. I
+admired your attack on Sir Edward immensely, though of course I don’t
+agree with a word of it. Your description of him building a hedge round
+the German cuckoo and hoping he was isolating it was rather sweet.
+Seriously though, I regard him as one of the pillars of the
+Administration.”
+
+“So do I,” said Youghal; “the misfortune is that he is merely propping up
+a canvas roof. It’s just his regrettable solidity and integrity that
+makes him so expensively dangerous. The average Briton arrives at the
+same judgment about Roan’s handling of foreign affairs as Omar does of
+the Supreme Being in his dealings with the world: He’s a good fellow and
+’twill all be well.’”
+
+Lady Veula laughed lightly. “My Party is in power so I may exercise the
+privilege of being optimistic. Who is that who bowed to you?” she
+continued, as a dark young man with an inclination to stoutness passed by
+them on foot; “I’ve seen him about a good deal lately. He’s been to one
+or two of my dances.”
+
+“Andrei Drakoloff,” said Youghal; “he’s just produced a play that has had
+a big success in Moscow and is certain to be extremely popular all over
+Russia. In the first three acts the heroine is supposed to be dying of
+consumption; in the last act they find she is really dying of cancer.”
+
+“Are the Russians really such a gloomy people?”
+
+“Gloom-loving but not in the least gloomy. They merely take their
+sadness pleasurably, just as we are accused of taking our pleasures
+sadly. Have you noticed that dreadful Klopstock youth has been pounding
+past us at shortening intervals. He’ll come up and talk if he half
+catches your eye.”
+
+“I only just know him. Isn’t he at an agricultural college or something
+of the sort?”
+
+“Yes, studying to be a gentleman farmer, he told me. I didn’t ask if
+both subjects were compulsory.”
+
+“You’re really rather dreadful,” said Lady Veula, trying to look as if
+she thought so; “remember, we are all equal in the sight of Heaven.”
+
+For a preacher of wholesome truths her voice rather lacked conviction.
+
+“If I and Ernest Klopstock are really equal in the sight of Heaven,” said
+Youghal, with intense complacency, “I should recommend Heaven to consult
+an eye specialist.”
+
+There was a heavy spattering of loose earth, and a squelching of
+saddle-leather, as the Klopstock youth lumbered up to the rails and
+delivered himself of loud, cheerful greetings. Joyeuse laid his ears well
+back as the ungainly bay cob and his appropriately matched rider drew up
+beside him; his verdict was reflected and endorsed by the cold stare of
+Youghal’s eyes.
+
+“I’ve been having a nailing fine time,” recounted the newcomer with
+clamorous enthusiasm; “I was over in Paris last month and had lots of
+strawberries there, then I had a lot more in London, and now I’ve been
+having a late crop of them in Herefordshire, so I’ve had quite a lot this
+year.” And he laughed as one who had deserved well and received well of
+Fate.
+
+“The charm of that story,” said Youghal, “is that it can be told in any
+drawing-room.” And with a sweep of his wide-brimmed hat to Lady Veula he
+turned the impatient Joyeuse into the moving stream of horse and
+horsemen.
+
+“That woman reminds me of some verse I’ve read and liked,” thought
+Youghal, as Joyeuse sprang into a light showy canter that gave full
+recognition to the existence of observant human beings along the side
+walk. “Ah, I have it.”
+
+And he quoted almost aloud, as one does in the exhilaration of a canter:
+
+ “How much I loved that way you had
+ Of smiling most, when very sad,
+ A smile which carried tender hints
+ Of sun and spring,
+ And yet, more than all other thing,
+ Of weariness beyond all words.”
+
+And having satisfactorily fitted Lady Veula on to a quotation he
+dismissed her from his mind. With the constancy of her sex she thought
+about him, his good looks and his youth and his railing tongue, till late
+in the afternoon.
+
+While Youghal was putting Joyeuse through his paces under the elm trees
+of the Row a little drama in which he was directly interested was being
+played out not many hundred yards away. Elaine and Comus were indulging
+themselves in two pennyworths of Park chair, drawn aside just a little
+from the serried rows of sitters who were set out like bedded plants over
+an acre or so of turf. Comus was, for the moment, in a mood of
+pugnacious gaiety, disbursing a fund of pointed criticism and unsparing
+anecdote concerning those of the promenaders or loungers whom he knew
+personally or by sight. Elaine was rather quieter than usual, and the
+grave serenity of the Leonardo da Vinci portrait seemed intensified in
+her face this morning. In his leisurely courtship Comus had relied
+almost exclusively on his physical attraction and the fitful drollery of
+his wit and high spirits, and these graces had gone far to make him seem
+a very desirable and rather lovable thing in Elaine’s eyes. But he had
+left out of account the disfavour which he constantly risked and
+sometimes incurred from his frank and undisguised indifference to other
+people’s interests and wishes, including, at times, Elaine’s. And the
+more that she felt that she liked him the more she was irritated by his
+lack of consideration for her. Without expecting that her every wish
+should become a law to him she would at least have liked it to reach the
+formality of a Second Reading. Another important factor he had also left
+out of his reckoning, namely the presence on the scene of another suitor,
+who also had youth and wit to recommend him, and who certainly did not
+lack physical attractions. Comus, marching carelessly through unknown
+country to effect what seemed already an assured victory, made the
+mistake of disregarding the existence of an unbeaten army on his flank.
+
+To-day Elaine felt that, without having actually quarrelled, she and
+Comus had drifted a little bit out of sympathy with one another. The
+fault she knew was scarcely hers, in fact from the most good-natured
+point of view it could hardly be denied that it was almost entirely his.
+The incident of the silver dish had lacked even the attraction of
+novelty; it had been one of a series, all bearing a strong connecting
+likeness. There had been small unrepaid loans which Elaine would not
+have grudged in themselves, though the application for them brought a
+certain qualm of distaste; with the perversity which seemed inseparable
+from his doings, Comus had always flung away a portion of his borrowings
+in some ostentatious piece of glaring and utterly profitless
+extravagance, which outraged all the canons of her upbringing without
+bringing him an atom of understandable satisfaction. Under these
+repeated discouragements it was not surprising that some small part of
+her affection should have slipped away, but she had come to the Park that
+morning with an unconfessed expectation of being gently wooed back to the
+mood of gracious forgetfulness that she was only too eager to assume. It
+was almost worth while being angry with Comus for the sake of
+experiencing the pleasure of being coaxed into friendliness again with
+the charm which he knew so well how to exert. It was delicious here
+under the trees on this perfect June morning, and Elaine had the blessed
+assurance that most of the women within range were envying her the
+companionship of the handsome merry-hearted youth who sat by her side.
+With special complacence she contemplated her cousin Suzette, who was
+self-consciously but not very elatedly basking in the attentions of her
+fiancé, an earnest-looking young man who was superintendent of a People’s
+something-or-other on the south side of the river, and whose clothes
+Comus had described as having been made in Southwark rather than in
+anger.
+
+Most of the pleasures in life must be paid for, and the chair-ticket
+vendor in due time made his appearance in quest of pennies.
+
+Comus paid him from out of a varied assortment of coins and then balanced
+the remainder in the palm of his hand. Elaine felt a sudden
+foreknowledge of something disagreeable about to happen and a red spot
+deepened in her cheeks.
+
+“Four shillings and fivepence and a half-penny,” said Comus,
+reflectively. “It’s a ridiculous sum to last me for the next three days,
+and I owe a card debt of over two pounds.”
+
+“Yes?” commented Elaine dryly and with an apparent lack of interest in
+his exchequer statement. Surely, she was thinking hurriedly to herself,
+he could not be foolish enough to broach the matter of another loan.
+
+“The card debt is rather a nuisance,” pursued Comus, with fatalistic
+persistency.
+
+“You won seven pounds last week, didn’t you?” asked Elaine; “don’t you
+put by any of your winnings to balance losses?”
+
+“The four shillings and the fivepence and the half-penny represent the
+rearguard of the seven pounds,” said Comus; “the rest have fallen by the
+way. If I can pay the two pounds to-day I daresay I shall win something
+more to go on with; I’m holding rather good cards just now. But if I
+can’t pay it of course I shan’t show up at the club. So you see the fix
+I am in.”
+
+Elaine took no notice of this indirect application. The Appeal Court was
+assembling in haste to consider new evidence, and this time there was the
+rapidity of sudden determination about its movement.
+
+The conversation strayed away from the fateful topic for a few moments
+and then Comus brought it deliberately back to the danger zone.
+
+“It would be awfully nice if you would let me have a fiver for a few
+days, Elaine,” he said quickly; “if you don’t I really don’t know what I
+shall do.”
+
+“If you are really bothered about your card debt I will send you the two
+pounds by messenger boy early this afternoon.” She spoke quietly and
+with great decision. “And I shall not be at the Connor’s dance
+to-night,” she continued; “it’s too hot for dancing. I’m going home now;
+please don’t bother to accompany me, I particularly wish to go alone.”
+
+Comus saw that he had overstepped the mark of her good nature. Wisely he
+made no immediate attempt to force himself back into her good graces. He
+would wait till her indignation had cooled.
+
+His tactics would have been excellent if he had not forgotten that
+unbeaten army on his flank.
+
+Elaine de Frey had known very clearly what qualities she had wanted in
+Comus, and she had known, against all efforts at self-deception, that he
+fell far short of those qualities. She had been willing to lower her
+standard of moral requirements in proportion as she was fond of the boy,
+but there was a point beyond which she would not go. He had hurt her
+pride besides alarming her sense of caution.
+
+Suzette, on whom she felt a thoroughly justified tendency to look down,
+had at any rate an attentive and considerate lover. Elaine walked
+towards the Park gates feeling that in one essential Suzette possessed
+something that had been denied to her, and at the gates she met Joyeuse
+and his spruce young rider preparing to turn homeward.
+
+“Get rid of Joyeuse and come and take me out to lunch somewhere,”
+demanded Elaine.
+
+“How jolly,” said Youghal. “Let’s go to the Corridor Restaurant. The
+head waiter there is an old Viennese friend of mine and looks after me
+beautifully. I’ve never been there with a lady before, and he’s sure to
+ask me afterwards, in his fatherly way, if we’re engaged.”
+
+The lunch was a success in every way. There was just enough orchestral
+effort to immerse the conversation without drowning it, and Youghal was
+an attentive and inspired host. Through an open doorway Elaine could see
+the café reading-room, with its imposing array of _Neue Freie Presse_,
+_Berliner Tageblatt_, and other exotic newspapers hanging on the wall.
+She looked across at the young man seated opposite her, who gave one the
+impression of having centred the most serious efforts of his brain on his
+toilet and his food, and recalled some of the flattering remarks that the
+press had bestowed on his recent speeches.
+
+“Doesn’t it make you conceited, Courtenay,” she asked, “to look at all
+those foreign newspapers hanging there and know that most of them have
+got paragraphs and articles about your Persian speech?”
+
+Youghal laughed.
+
+“There’s always a chastening corrective in the thought that some of them
+may have printed your portrait. When once you’ve seen your features
+hurriedly reproduced in the _Matin_, for instance, you feel you would
+like to be a veiled Turkish woman for the rest of your life.”
+
+And Youghal gazed long and lovingly at his reflection in the nearest
+mirror, as an antidote against possible incitements to humility in the
+portrait gallery of fame.
+
+Elaine felt a certain soothed satisfaction in the fact that this young
+man, whose knowledge of the Middle East was an embarrassment to Ministers
+at question time and in debate, was showing himself equally well-informed
+on the subject of her culinary likes and dislikes. If Suzette could have
+been forced to attend as a witness at a neighbouring table she would have
+felt even happier.
+
+“Did the head waiter ask if we were engaged?” asked Elaine, when
+Courtenay had settled the bill, and she had finished collecting her
+sunshade and gloves and other impedimenta from the hands of obsequious
+attendants.
+
+“Yes,” said Youghal, “and he seemed quite crestfallen when I had to say
+‘no.’”
+
+“It would be horrid to disappoint him when he’s looked after us so
+charmingly,” said Elaine; “tell him that we are.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+
+THE Rutland Galleries were crowded, especially in the neighbourhood of
+the tea-buffet, by a fashionable throng of art-patrons which had gathered
+to inspect Mervyn Quentock’s collection of Society portraits. Quentock
+was a young artist whose abilities were just receiving due recognition
+from the critics; that the recognition was not overdue he owed largely to
+his perception of the fact that if one hides one’s talent under a bushel
+one must be careful to point out to everyone the exact bushel under which
+it is hidden. There are two manners of receiving recognition: one is to
+be discovered so long after one’s death that one’s grandchildren have to
+write to the papers to establish their relationship; the other is to be
+discovered, like the infant Moses, at the very outset of one’s career.
+Mervyn Quentock had chosen the latter and happier manner. In an age when
+many aspiring young men strive to advertise their wares by imparting to
+them a freakish imbecility, Quentock turned out work that was
+characterised by a pleasing delicate restraint, but he contrived to
+herald his output with a certain fanfare of personal eccentricity,
+thereby compelling an attention which might otherwise have strayed past
+his studio. In appearance he was the ordinary cleanly young Englishman,
+except, perhaps, that his eyes rather suggested a library edition of the
+Arabian Nights; his clothes matched his appearance and showed no taint of
+the sartorial disorder by which the bourgeois of the garden-city and the
+Latin Quarter anxiously seeks to proclaim his kinship with art and
+thought. His eccentricity took the form of flying in the face of some of
+the prevailing social currents of the day, but as a reactionary, never as
+a reformer. He produced a gasp of admiring astonishment in fashionable
+circles by refusing to paint actresses—except, of course, those who had
+left the legitimate drama to appear between the boards of Debrett. He
+absolutely declined to execute portraits of Americans unless they hailed
+from certain favoured States. His “water-colour-line,” as a New York
+paper phrased it, earned for him a crop of angry criticisms and a shoal
+of Transatlantic commissions, and criticism and commissions were the
+things that Quentock most wanted.
+
+“Of course he is perfectly right,” said Lady Caroline Benaresq, calmly
+rescuing a piled-up plate of caviare sandwiches from the neighbourhood of
+a trio of young ladies who had established themselves hopefully within
+easy reach of it. “Art,” she continued, addressing herself to the Rev.
+Poltimore Vardon, “has always been geographically exclusive. London may
+be more important from most points of view than Venice, but the art of
+portrait painting, which would never concern itself with a Lord Mayor,
+simply grovels at the feet of the Doges. As a Socialist I’m bound to
+recognise the right of Ealing to compare itself with Avignon, but one
+cannot expect the Muses to put the two on a level.”
+
+“Exclusiveness,” said the Reverend Poltimore, “has been the salvation of
+Art, just as the lack of it is proving the downfall of religion. My
+colleagues of the cloth go about zealously proclaiming the fact that
+Christianity, in some form or other, is attracting shoals of converts
+among all sorts of races and tribes, that one had scarcely ever heard of,
+except in reviews of books of travel that one never read. That sort of
+thing was all very well when the world was more sparsely populated, but
+nowadays, when it simply teems with human beings, no one is particularly
+impressed by the fact that a few million, more or less, of converts, of a
+low stage of mental development, have accepted the teachings of some
+particular religion. It not only chills one’s enthusiasm, it positively
+shakes one’s convictions when one hears that the things one has been
+brought up to believe as true are being very favourably spoken of by
+Buriats and Samoyeds and Kanakas.”
+
+The Rev. Poltimore Vardon had once seen a resemblance in himself to
+Voltaire, and had lived alongside the comparison ever since.
+
+“No modern cult or fashion,” he continued, “would be favourably
+influenced by considerations based on statistics; fancy adopting a
+certain style of hat or cut of coat, because it was being largely worn in
+Lancashire and the Midlands; fancy favouring a certain brand of champagne
+because it was being extensively patronised in German summer resorts. No
+wonder that religion is falling into disuse in this country under such
+ill-directed methods.”
+
+“You can’t prevent the heathen being converted if they choose to be,”
+said Lady Caroline; “this is an age of toleration.”
+
+“You could always deny it,” said the Rev. Poltimore, “like the Belgians
+do with regrettable occurrences in the Congo. But I would go further
+than that. I would stimulate the waning enthusiasm for Christianity in
+this country by labelling it as the exclusive possession of a privileged
+few. If one could induce the Duchess of Pelm, for instance, to assert
+that the Kingdom of Heaven, as far as the British Isles are concerned, is
+strictly limited to herself, two of the under-gardeners at Pelmby, and,
+possibly, but not certainly, the Dean of Dunster, there would be an
+instant reshaping of the popular attitude towards religious convictions
+and observances. Once let the idea get about that the Christian Church
+is rather more exclusive than the Lawn at Ascot, and you would have a
+quickening of religious life such as this generation has never witnessed.
+But as long as the clergy and the religious organisations advertise their
+creed on the lines of ‘Everybody ought to believe in us: millions do,’
+one can expect nothing but indifference and waning faith.”
+
+“Time is just as exclusive in its way as Art,” said Lady Caroline.
+
+“In what way?” said the Reverend Poltimore.
+
+“Your pleasantries about religion would have sounded quite clever and
+advanced in the early ’nineties. To-day they have a dreadfully warmed-up
+flavour. That is the great delusion of you would-be advanced satirists;
+you imagine you can sit down comfortably for a couple of decades saying
+daring and startling things about the age you live in, which, whatever
+other defects it may have, is certainly not standing still. The whole of
+the Sherard Blaw school of discursive drama suggests, to my mind, Early
+Victorian furniture in a travelling circus. However, you will always
+have relays of people from the suburbs to listen to the Mocking Bird of
+yesterday, and sincerely imagine it is the harbinger of something new and
+revolutionising.”
+
+“_Would_ you mind passing that plate of sandwiches,” asked one of the
+trio of young ladies, emboldened by famine.
+
+“With pleasure,” said Lady Caroline, deftly passing her a nearly empty
+plate of bread-and-butter.
+
+“I meant the place of caviare sandwiches. So sorry to trouble you,”
+persisted the young lady.
+
+Her sorrow was misapplied; Lady Caroline had turned her attention to a
+newcomer.
+
+“A very interesting exhibition,” Ada Spelvexit was saying; “faultless
+technique, as far as I am a judge of technique, and quite a master-touch
+in the way of poses. But have you noticed how very animal his art is?
+He seems to shut out the soul from his portraits. I nearly cried when I
+saw dear Winifred depicted simply as a good-looking healthy blonde.”
+
+“I wish you had,” said Lady Caroline; “the spectacle of a strong, brave
+woman weeping at a private view in the Rutland Galleries would have been
+so sensational. It would certainly have been reproduced in the next
+Drury Lane drama. And I’m so unlucky; I never see these sensational
+events. I was ill with appendicitis, you know, when Lulu Braminguard
+dramatically forgave her husband, after seventeen years of estrangement,
+during a State luncheon party at Windsor. The old queen was furious
+about it. She said it was so disrespectful to the cook to be thinking of
+such a thing at such a time.”
+
+Lady Caroline’s recollections of things that hadn’t happened at the Court
+of Queen Victoria were notoriously vivid; it was the very widespread fear
+that she might one day write a book of reminiscences that made her so
+universally respected.
+
+“As for his full-length picture of Lady Brickfield,” continued Ada,
+ignoring Lady Caroline’s commentary as far as possible, “all the
+expression seems to have been deliberately concentrated in the feet;
+beautiful feet, no doubt, but still, hardly the most distinctive part of
+a human being.”
+
+“To paint the right people at the wrong end may be an eccentricity, but
+it is scarcely an indiscretion,” pronounced Lady Caroline.
+
+One of the portraits which attracted more than a passing flutter of
+attention was a costume study of Francesca Bassington. Francesca had
+secured some highly desirable patronage for the young artist, and in
+return he had enriched her pantheon of personal possessions with a clever
+piece of work into which he had thrown an unusual amount of imaginative
+detail. He had painted her in a costume of the great Louis’s brightest
+period, seated in front of a tapestry that was so prominent in the
+composition that it could scarcely be said to form part of the
+background. Flowers and fruit, in exotic profusion, were its dominant
+note; quinces, pomegranates, passion-flowers, giant convolvulus, great
+mauve-pink roses, and grapes that were already being pressed by gleeful
+cupids in a riotous Arcadian vintage, stood out on its woven texture.
+The same note was struck in the beflowered satin of the lady’s kirtle,
+and in the pomegranate pattern of the brocade that draped the couch on
+which she was seated. The artist had called his picture “Recolte.” And
+after one had taken in all the details of fruit and flower and foliage
+that earned the composition its name, one noted the landscape that showed
+through a broad casement in the left-hand corner. It was a landscape
+clutched in the grip of winter, naked, bleak, black-frozen; a winter in
+which things died and knew no rewakening. If the picture typified
+harvest, it was a harvest of artificial growth.
+
+“It leaves a great deal to the imagination, doesn’t it?” said Ada
+Spelvexit, who had edged away from the range of Lady Caroline’s tongue.
+
+“At any rate one can tell who it’s meant for,” said Serena Golackly.
+
+“Oh, yes, it’s a good likeness of dear Francesca,” admitted Ada; “of
+course, it flatters her.”
+
+“That, too, is a fault on the right side in portrait painting,” said
+Serena; “after all, if posterity is going to stare at one for centuries
+it’s only kind and reasonable to be looking just a little better than
+one’s best.”
+
+“What a curiously unequal style the artist has,” continued Ada, almost as
+if she felt a personal grievance against him; “I was just noticing what a
+lack of soul there was in most of his portraits. Dear Winifred, you
+know, who speaks so beautifully and feelingly at my gatherings for old
+women, he’s made her look just an ordinary dairy-maidish blonde; and
+Francesca, who is quite the most soulless woman I’ve ever met, well, he’s
+given her quite—”
+
+“Hush,” said Serena, “the Bassington boy is just behind you.”
+
+Comus stood looking at the portrait of his mother with the feeling of one
+who comes suddenly across a once-familiar half-forgotten acquaintance in
+unfamiliar surroundings. The likeness was undoubtedly a good one, but
+the artist had caught an expression in Francesca’s eyes which few people
+had ever seen there. It was the expression of a woman who had forgotten
+for one short moment to be absorbed in the small cares and excitements of
+her life, the money worries and little social plannings, and had found
+time to send a look of half-wistful friendliness to some sympathetic
+companion. Comus could recall that look, fitful and fleeting, in his
+mother’s eyes when she had been a few years younger, before her world had
+grown to be such a committee-room of ways and means. Almost as a
+re-discovery he remembered that she had once figured in his boyish mind
+as a “rather good sort,” more ready to see the laughable side of a piece
+of mischief than to labour forth a reproof. That the bygone feeling of
+good fellowship had been stamped out was, he knew, probably in great part
+his own doing, and it was possible that the old friendliness was still
+there under the surface of things, ready to show itself again if he
+willed it, and friends were becoming scarcer with him than enemies in
+these days. Looking at the picture with its wistful hint of a long ago
+comradeship, Comus made up his mind that he very much wanted things to be
+back on their earlier footing, and to see again on his mother’s face the
+look that the artist had caught and perpetuated in its momentary
+flitting. If the projected Elaine-marriage came off, and in spite of
+recent maladroit behaviour on his part he still counted it an assured
+thing, much of the immediate cause for estrangement between himself and
+his mother would be removed, or at any rate, easily removable. With the
+influence of Elaine’s money behind him he promised himself that he would
+find some occupation that would remove from himself the reproach of being
+a waster and idler. There were lots of careers, he told himself, that
+were open to a man with solid financial backing and good connections.
+There might yet be jolly times ahead, in which his mother would have her
+share of the good things that were going, and carking thin-lipped Henry
+Greech and other of Comus’s detractors could take their sour looks and
+words out of sight and hearing. Thus, staring at the picture as though
+he were studying its every detail, and seeing really only that wistful
+friendly smile, Comus made his plans and dispositions for a battle that
+was already fought and lost.
+
+The crowd grew thicker in the galleries, cheerfully enduring an amount of
+overcrowding that would have been fiercely resented in a railway
+carriage. Near the entrance Mervyn Quentock was talking to a Serene
+Highness, a lady who led a life of obtrusive usefulness, largely imposed
+on her by a good-natured inability to say “No.” “That woman creates a
+positive draught with the number of bazaars she opens,” a
+frivolously-spoken ex-Cabinet Minister had once remarked. At the present
+moment she was being whimsically apologetic.
+
+“When I think of the legions of well-meaning young men and women to whom
+I’ve given away prizes for proficiency in art-school curriculum, I feel
+that I ought not to show my face inside a picture gallery. I always
+imagine that my punishment in another world will be perpetually
+sharpening pencils and cleaning palettes for unending relays of misguided
+young people whom I deliberately encouraged in their artistic delusions.”
+
+“Do you suppose we shall all get appropriate punishments in another world
+for our sins in this?” asked Quentock.
+
+“Not so much for our sins as for our indiscretions; they are the things
+which do the most harm and cause the greatest trouble. I feel certain
+that Christopher Columbus will undergo the endless torment of being
+discovered by parties of American tourists. You see I am quite old
+fashioned in my ideas about the terrors and inconveniences of the next
+world. And now I must be running away; I’ve got to open a Free Library
+somewhere. You know the sort of thing that happens—one unveils a bust of
+Carlyle and makes a speech about Ruskin, and then people come in their
+thousands and read ‘Rabid Ralph, or Should he have Bitten Her?’ Don’t
+forget, please, I’m going to have the medallion with the fat cupid
+sitting on a sundial. And just one thing more—perhaps I ought not to ask
+you, but you have such nice kind eyes, you embolden one to make daring
+requests, would you send me the recipe for those lovely
+chestnut-and-chicken-liver sandwiches? I know the ingredients of course,
+but it’s the proportions that make such a difference—just how much liver
+to how much chestnut, and what amount of red pepper and other things.
+Thank you so much. I really am going now.”
+
+Staring round with a vague half-smile at everybody within nodding
+distance, Her Serene Highness made one of her characteristic exits, which
+Lady Caroline declared always reminded her of a scrambled egg slipping
+off a piece of toast. At the entrance she stopped for a moment to
+exchange a word or two with a young man who had just arrived. From a
+corner where he was momentarily hemmed in by a group of tea-consuming
+dowagers, Comus recognised the newcomer as Courtenay Youghal, and began
+slowly to labour his way towards him. Youghal was not at the moment the
+person whose society he most craved for in the world, but there was at
+least the possibility that he might provide an opportunity for a game of
+bridge, which was the dominant desire of the moment. The young
+politician was already surrounded by a group of friends and
+acquaintances, and was evidently being made the recipient of a salvo of
+congratulation—presumably on his recent performances in the Foreign
+Office debate, Comus concluded. But Youghal himself seemed to be
+announcing the event with which the congratulations were connected. Had
+some dramatic catastrophe overtaken the Government, Comus wondered. And
+then, as he pressed nearer, a chance word, the coupling of two names,
+told him the news.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+
+AFTER the momentous lunch at the Corridor Restaurant Elaine had returned
+to Manchester Square (where she was staying with one of her numerous
+aunts) in a frame of mind that embraced a tangle of competing emotions.
+In the first place she was conscious of a dominant feeling of relief; in
+a moment of impetuosity, not wholly uninfluenced by pique, she had
+settled the problem which hours of hard thinking and serious
+heart-searching had brought no nearer to solution, and, although she felt
+just a little inclined to be scared at the headlong manner of her final
+decision, she had now very little doubt in her own mind that the decision
+had been the right one. In fact the wonder seemed rather that she should
+have been so long in doubt as to which of her wooers really enjoyed her
+honest approval. She had been in love, these many weeks past with an
+imaginary Comus, but now that she had definitely walked out of her
+dreamland she saw that nearly all the qualities that had appealed to her
+on his behalf had been absent from, or only fitfully present in, the
+character of the real Comus. And now that she had installed Youghal in
+the first place of her affections he had rapidly acquired in her eyes
+some of the qualities which ranked highest in her estimation. Like the
+proverbial buyer she had the happy feminine tendency of magnifying the
+worth of her possession as soon as she had acquired it. And Courtenay
+Youghal gave Elaine some justification for her sense of having chosen
+wisely. Above all other things, selfish and cynical though he might
+appear at times, he was unfailingly courteous and considerate towards
+her. That was a circumstance which would always have carried weight with
+her in judging any man; in this case its value was enormously heightened
+by contrast with the behaviour of her other wooer. And Youghal had in
+her eyes the advantage which the glamour of combat, even the combat of
+words and wire-pulling, throws over the fighter. He stood well in the
+forefront of a battle which however carefully stage-managed, however
+honeycombed with personal insincerities and overlaid with calculated
+mock-heroics, really meant something, really counted for good or wrong in
+the nation’s development and the world’s history. Shrewd parliamentary
+observers might have warned her that Youghal would never stand much
+higher in the political world than he did at present, as a brilliant
+Opposition freelance, leading lively and rather meaningless forays
+against the dull and rather purposeless foreign policy of a Government
+that was scarcely either to be blamed for or congratulated on its
+handling of foreign affairs. The young politician had not the strength
+of character or convictions that keeps a man naturally in the forefront
+of affairs and gives his counsels a sterling value, and on the other hand
+his insincerity was not deep enough to allow him to pose artificially and
+successfully as a leader of men and shaper of movements. For the moment,
+however, his place in public life was sufficiently marked out to give him
+a secure footing in that world where people are counted individually and
+not in herds. The woman whom he would make his wife would have the
+chance, too, if she had the will and the skill, to become an individual
+who counted.
+
+There was balm to Elaine in this reflection, yet it did not wholly
+suffice to drive out the feeling of pique which Comus had called into
+being by his slighting view of her as a convenient cash supply in moments
+of emergency. She found a certain satisfaction in scrupulously observing
+her promise, made earlier on that eventful day, and sent off a messenger
+with the stipulated loan. Then a reaction of compunction set in, and she
+reminded herself that in fairness she ought to write and tell her news in
+as friendly a fashion as possible to her dismissed suitor before it burst
+upon him from some other quarter. They had parted on more or less
+quarrelling terms it was true, but neither of them had foreseen the
+finality of the parting nor the permanence of the breach between them;
+Comus might even now be thinking himself half-forgiven, and the awakening
+would be rather cruel. The letter, however, did not prove an easy one to
+write; not only did it present difficulties of its own but it suffered
+from the competing urgency of a desire to be doing something far
+pleasanter than writing explanatory and valedictory phrases. Elaine was
+possessed with an unusual but quite overmastering hankering to visit her
+cousin Suzette Brankley. They met but rarely at each other’s houses and
+very seldom anywhere else, and Elaine for her part was never conscious of
+feeling that their opportunities for intercourse lacked anything in the
+way of adequacy. Suzette accorded her just that touch of patronage which
+a moderately well-off and immoderately dull girl will usually try to mete
+out to an acquaintance who is known to be wealthy and suspected of
+possessing brains. In return Elaine armed herself with that particular
+brand of mock humility which can be so terribly disconcerting if properly
+wielded. No quarrel of any description stood between them and one could
+not legitimately have described them as enemies, but they never disarmed
+in one another’s presence. A misfortune of any magnitude falling on one
+of them would have been sincerely regretted by the other, but any minor
+discomfiture would have produced a feeling very much akin to
+satisfaction. Human nature knows millions of these inconsequent little
+feuds, springing up and flourishing apart from any basis of racial,
+political, religious or economic causes, as a hint perhaps to crass
+unseeing altruists that enmity has its place and purpose in the world as
+well as benevolence.
+
+Elaine had not personally congratulated Suzette since the formal
+announcement of her engagement to the young man with the dissentient
+tailoring effects. The impulse to go and do so now, overmastered her
+sense of what was due to Comus in the way of explanation. The letter was
+still in its blank unwritten stage, an unmarshalled sequence of sentences
+forming in her brain, when she ordered her car and made a hurried but
+well-thought-out change into her most sumptuously sober afternoon
+toilette. Suzette, she felt tolerably sure, would still be in the
+costume that she had worn in the Park that morning, a costume that aimed
+at elaboration of detail, and was damned with overmuch success.
+
+Suzette’s mother welcomed her unexpected visitor with obvious
+satisfaction. Her daughter’s engagement, she explained, was not so
+brilliant from the social point of view as a girl of Suzette’s
+attractions and advantages might have legitimately aspired to, but Egbert
+was a thoroughly commendable and dependable young man, who would very
+probably win his way before long to membership of the County Council.
+
+“From there, of course, the road would be open to him to higher things.”
+
+“Yes,” said Elaine, “he might become an alderman.”
+
+“Have you seen their photographs, taken together?” asked Mrs. Brankley,
+abandoning the subject of Egbert’s prospective career.
+
+“No, do show me,” said Elaine, with a flattering show of interest; “I’ve
+never seen that sort of thing before. It used to be the fashion once for
+engaged couples to be photographed together, didn’t it?”
+
+“It’s _very_ much the fashion now,” said Mrs. Brankley assertively, but
+some of the complacency had filtered out of her voice. Suzette came into
+the room, wearing the dress that she had worn in the Park that morning.
+
+“Of course, you’ve been hearing all about _the_ engagement from mother,”
+she cried, and then set to work conscientiously to cover the same ground.
+
+“We met at Grindelwald, you know. He always calls me his Ice Maiden
+because we first got to know each other on the skating rink. Quite
+romantic, wasn’t it? Then we asked him to tea one day, and we got to be
+quite friendly. Then he proposed.”
+
+“He wasn’t the only one who was smitten with Suzette,” Mrs. Brankley
+hastened to put in, fearful lest Elaine might suppose that Egbert had had
+things all his own way. “There was an American millionaire who was quite
+taken with her, and a Polish count of a very old family. I assure you I
+felt quite nervous at some of our tea-parties.”
+
+Mrs. Brankley had given Grindelwald a sinister but rather alluring
+reputation among a large circle of untravelled friends as a place where
+the insolence of birth and wealth was held in precarious check from
+breaking forth into scenes of savage violence.
+
+“My marriage with Egbert will, of course, enlarge the sphere of my life
+enormously,” pursued Suzette.
+
+“Yes,” said Elaine; her eyes were rather remorselessly taking in the
+details of her cousin’s toilette. It is said that nothing is sadder than
+victory except defeat. Suzette began to feel that the tragedy of both
+was concentrated in the creation which had given her such unalloyed
+gratification, till Elaine had come on the scene.
+
+“A woman can be so immensely helpful in the social way to a man who is
+making a career for himself. And I’m so glad to find that we’ve a great
+many ideas in common. We each made out a list of our idea of the hundred
+best books, and quite a number of them were the same.”
+
+“He looks bookish,” said Elaine, with a critical glance at the
+photograph.
+
+“Oh, he’s not at all a bookworm,” said Suzette quickly, “though he’s
+tremendously well-read. He’s quite the man of action.”
+
+“Does he hunt?” asked Elaine.
+
+“No, he doesn’t get much time or opportunity for riding.”
+
+“What a pity,” commented Elaine; “I don’t think I could marry a man who
+wasn’t fond of riding.”
+
+“Of course that’s a matter of taste,” said Suzette, stiffly; “horsey men
+are not usually gifted with overmuch brains, are they?”
+
+“There is as much difference between a horseman and a horsey man as there
+is between a well-dressed man and a dressy one,” said Elaine, judicially;
+“and you may have noticed how seldom a dressy woman really knows how to
+dress. As an old lady of my acquaintance observed the other day, some
+people are born with a sense of how to clothe themselves, others acquire
+it, others look as if their clothes had been thrust upon them.”
+
+She gave Lady Caroline her due quotation marks, but the sudden
+tactfulness with which she looked away from her cousin’s frock was
+entirely her own idea.
+
+A young man entering the room at this moment caused a diversion that was
+rather welcome to Suzette.
+
+“Here comes Egbert,” she announced, with an air of subdued triumph; it
+was at least a satisfaction to be able to produce the captive of her
+charms, alive and in good condition, on the scene. Elaine might be as
+critical as she pleased, but a live lover outweighed any number of
+well-dressed straight-riding cavaliers who existed only as a distant
+vision of the delectable husband.
+
+Egbert was one of those men who have no small talk, but possess an
+inexhaustible supply of the larger variety. In whatever society he
+happened to be, and particularly in the immediate neighbourhood of an
+afternoon-tea table, with a limited audience of womenfolk, he gave the
+impression of someone who was addressing a public meeting, and would be
+happy to answer questions afterwards. A suggestion of gas-lit
+mission-halls, wet umbrellas, and discreet applause seemed to accompany
+him everywhere. He was an exponent, among other things, of what he
+called New Thought, which seemed to lend itself conveniently to the
+employment of a good deal of rather stale phraseology. Probably in the
+course of some thirty odd years of existence he had never been of any
+notable use to man, woman, child or animal, but it was his
+firmly-announced intention to leave the world a better, happier, purer
+place than he had found it; against the danger of any relapse to earlier
+conditions after his disappearance from the scene, he was, of course,
+powerless to guard. ’Tis not in mortals to insure succession, and Egbert
+was admittedly mortal.
+
+Elaine found him immensely entertaining, and would certainly have exerted
+herself to draw him out if such a proceeding had been at all necessary.
+She listened to his conversation with the complacent appreciation that
+one bestows on a stage tragedy, from whose calamities one can escape at
+any moment by the simple process of leaving one’s seat. When at last he
+checked the flow of his opinions by a hurried reference to his watch, and
+declared that he must be moving on elsewhere, Elaine almost expected a
+vote of thanks to be accorded him, or to be asked to signify herself in
+favour of some resolution by holding up her hand.
+
+When the young man had bidden the company a rapid business-like farewell,
+tempered in Suzette’s case by the exact degree of tender intimacy that it
+would have been considered improper to omit or overstep, Elaine turned to
+her expectant cousin with an air of cordial congratulation.
+
+“He is exactly the husband I should have chosen for you, Suzette.”
+
+For the second time that afternoon Suzette felt a sense of waning
+enthusiasm for one of her possessions.
+
+Mrs. Brankley detected the note of ironical congratulation in her
+visitor’s verdict.
+
+“I suppose she means he’s not her idea of a husband, but, he’s good
+enough for Suzette,” she observed to herself, with a snort that expressed
+itself somewhere in the nostrils of the brain. Then with a smiling air
+of heavy patronage she delivered herself of her one idea of a damaging
+counter-stroke.
+
+“And when are we to hear of your engagement, my dear?”
+
+“Now,” said Elaine quietly, but with electrical effect; “I came to
+announce it to you but I wanted to hear all about Suzette first. It will
+be formally announced in the papers in a day or two.”
+
+“But who is it? Is it the young man who was with you in the Park this
+morning?” asked Suzette.
+
+“Let me see, who was I with in the Park this morning? A very
+good-looking dark boy? Oh no, not Comus Bassington. Someone you know by
+name, anyway, and I expect you’ve seen his portrait in the papers.”
+
+“A flying-man?” asked Mrs. Brankley.
+
+“Courtenay Youghal,” said Elaine.
+
+Mrs. Brankley and Suzette had often rehearsed in the privacy of their
+minds the occasion when Elaine should come to pay her personal
+congratulations to her engaged cousin. It had never been in the least
+like this.
+
+On her return from her enjoyable afternoon visit Elaine found an express
+messenger letter waiting for her. It was from Comus, thanking her for
+her loan—and returning it.
+
+“I suppose I ought never to have asked you for it,” he wrote, “but you
+are always so deliciously solemn about money matters that I couldn’t
+resist. Just heard the news of your engagement to Courtenay. Congrats.
+to you both. I’m far too stoney broke to buy you a wedding present so
+I’m going to give you back the bread-and-butter dish. Luckily it still
+has your crest on it. I shall love to think of you and Courtenay eating
+bread-and-butter out of it for the rest of your lives.”
+
+That was all he had to say on the matter about which Elaine had been
+preparing to write a long and kindly-expressed letter, closing a rather
+momentous chapter in her life and his. There was not a trace of regret
+or upbraiding in his note; he had walked out of their mutual fairyland as
+abruptly as she had, and to all appearances far more unconcernedly.
+Reading the letter again and again Elaine could come to no decision as to
+whether this was merely a courageous gibe at defeat, or whether it
+represented the real value that Comus set on the thing that he had lost.
+
+And she would never know. If Comus possessed one useless gift to
+perfection it was the gift of laughing at Fate even when it had struck
+him hardest. One day, perhaps, the laughter and mockery would be silent
+on his lips, and Fate would have the advantage of laughing last.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+
+A DOOR closed and Francesca Bassington sat alone in her well-beloved
+drawing-room. The visitor who had been enjoying the hospitality of her
+afternoon-tea table had just taken his departure. The tête-à-tête had
+not been a pleasant one, at any rate as far as Francesca was concerned,
+but at least it had brought her the information for which she had been
+seeking. Her rôle of looker-on from a tactful distance had necessarily
+left her much in the dark concerning the progress of the all-important
+wooing, but during the last few hours she had, on slender though
+significant evidence, exchanged her complacent expectancy for a
+conviction that something had gone wrong. She had spent the previous
+evening at her brother’s house, and had naturally seen nothing of Comus
+in that uncongenial quarter; neither had he put in an appearance at the
+breakfast table the following morning. She had met him in the hall at
+eleven o’clock, and he had hurried past her, merely imparting the
+information that he would not be in till dinner that evening. He spoke
+in his sulkiest tone, and his face wore a look of defeat, thinly masked
+by an air of defiance; it was not the defiance of a man who is losing,
+but of one who has already lost.
+
+Francesca’s conviction that things had gone wrong between Comus and
+Elaine de Frey grew in strength as the day wore on. She lunched at a
+friend’s house, but it was not a quarter where special social information
+of any importance was likely to come early to hand. Instead of the news
+she was hankering for, she had to listen to trivial gossip and
+speculation on the flirtations and “cases” and “affairs” of a string of
+acquaintances whose matrimonial projects interested her about as much as
+the nesting arrangements of the wildfowl in St. James’s Park.
+
+“Of course,” said her hostess, with the duly impressive emphasis of a
+privileged chronicler, “we’ve always regarded Claire as the marrying one
+of the family, so when Emily came to us and said, ‘I’ve got some news for
+you,’ we all said, ‘Claire’s engaged!’ ‘Oh, no,’ said Emily, ‘it’s not
+Claire this time, it’s me.’ So then we had to guess who the lucky man
+was. ‘It can’t be Captain Parminter,’ we all said, ‘because he’s always
+been sweet on Joan.’ And then Emily said—”
+
+The recording voice reeled off the catalogue of inane remarks with a
+comfortable purring complacency that held out no hope of an early
+abandoning of the topic. Francesca sat and wondered why the innocent
+acceptance of a cutlet and a glass of indifferent claret should lay one
+open to such unsparing punishment.
+
+A stroll homeward through the Park after lunch brought no further
+enlightenment on the subject that was uppermost in her mind; what was
+worse, it brought her, without possibility of escape, within hailing
+distance of Merla Blathington, who fastened on to her with the enthusiasm
+of a lonely tsetse fly encountering an outpost of civilisation.
+
+“Just think,” she buzzed inconsequently, “my sister in Cambridgeshire has
+hatched out thirty-three White Orpington chickens in her incubator!”
+
+“What eggs did she put in it?” asked Francesca.
+
+“Oh, some very special strain of White Orpington.”
+
+“Then I don’t see anything remarkable in the result. If she had put in
+crocodile’s eggs and hatched out White Orpingtons, there might have been
+something to write to _Country Life_ about.”
+
+“What funny fascinating things these little green park-chairs are,” said
+Merla, starting off on a fresh topic; “they always look so quaint and
+knowing when they’re stuck away in pairs by themselves under the trees,
+as if they were having a heart-to-heart talk or discussing a piece of
+very private scandal. If they could only speak, what tragedies and
+comedies they could tell us of, what flirtations and proposals.”
+
+“Let us be devoutly thankful that they can’t,” said Francesca, with a
+shuddering recollection of the luncheon-table conversation.
+
+“Of course, it would make one very careful what one said before them—or
+above them rather,” Merla rattled on, and then, to Francesca’s infinite
+relief, she espied another acquaintance sitting in unprotected solitude,
+who promised to supply a more durable audience than her present rapidly
+moving companion. Francesca was free to return to her drawing-room in
+Blue Street to await with such patience as she could command the coming
+of some visitor who might be able to throw light on the subject that was
+puzzling and disquieting her. The arrival of George St. Michael boded
+bad news, but at any rate news, and she gave him an almost cordial
+welcome.
+
+“Well, you see I wasn’t far wrong about Miss de Frey and Courtenay
+Youghal, was I?” he chirruped, almost before he had seated himself.
+Francesca was to be spared any further spinning-out of her period of
+uncertainty. “Yes, it’s officially given out,” he went on, “and it’s to
+appear in the _Morning Post_ to-morrow. I heard it from Colonel Deel
+this morning, and he had it direct from Youghal himself. Yes, please,
+one lump; I’m not fashionable, you see.” He had made the same remark
+about the sugar in his tea with unfailing regularity for at least thirty
+years. Fashions in sugar are apparently stationary. “They say,” he
+continued, hurriedly, “that he proposed to her on the Terrace of the
+House, and a division bell rang, and he had to hurry off before she had
+time to give her answer, and when he got back she simply said, ‘the Ayes
+have it.’” St. Michael paused in his narrative to give an appreciative
+giggle.
+
+“Just the sort of inanity that would go the rounds,” remarked Francesca,
+with the satisfaction of knowing that she was making the criticism direct
+to the author and begetter of the inanity in question. Now that the blow
+had fallen and she knew the full extent of its weight, her feeling
+towards the bringer of bad news, who sat complacently nibbling at her
+tea-cakes and scattering crumbs of tiresome small-talk at her feet, was
+one of wholehearted dislike. She could sympathise with, or at any rate
+understand, the tendency of oriental despots to inflict death or
+ignominious chastisement on messengers bearing tidings of misfortune and
+defeat, and St. Michael, she perfectly well knew, was thoroughly aware of
+the fact that her hopes and wishes had been centred on the possibility of
+having Elaine for a daughter-in-law; every purring remark that his mean
+little soul prompted him to contribute to the conversation had an easily
+recognizable undercurrent of malice. Fortunately for her powers of
+polite endurance, which had been put to such searching and repeated tests
+that day, St. Michael had planned out for himself a busy little
+time-table of afternoon visits, at each of which his self-appointed task
+of forestalling and embellishing the newspaper announcements of the
+Youghal-de Frey engagement would be hurriedly but thoroughly performed.
+
+“They’ll be quite one of the best-looking and most interesting couples of
+the Season, won’t they?” he cried, by way of farewell. The door closed
+and Francesca Bassington sat alone in her drawing-room.
+
+Before she could give way to the bitter luxury of reflection on the
+downfall of her hopes, it was prudent to take precautionary measures
+against unwelcome intrusion. Summoning the maid who had just speeded the
+departing St. Michael, she gave the order: “I am not at home this
+afternoon to Lady Caroline Benaresq.” On second thoughts she extended
+the taboo to all possible callers, and sent a telephone message to catch
+Comus at his club, asking him to come and see her as soon as he could
+manage before it was time to dress for dinner. Then she sat down to
+think, and her thinking was beyond the relief of tears.
+
+She had built herself a castle of hopes, and it had not been a castle in
+Spain, but a structure well on the probable side of the Pyrenees. There
+had been a solid foundation on which to build. Miss de Frey’s fortune
+was an assured and unhampered one, her liking for Comus had been an
+obvious fact; his courtship of her a serious reality. The young people
+had been much together in public, and their names had naturally been
+coupled in the match-making gossip of the day. The only serious shadow
+cast over the scene had been the persistent presence, in foreground or
+background, of Courtenay Youghal. And now the shadow suddenly stood
+forth as the reality, and the castle of hopes was a ruin, a hideous
+mortification of dust and débris, with the skeleton outlines of its
+chambers still standing to make mockery of its discomfited architect.
+The daily anxiety about Comus and his extravagant ways and intractable
+disposition had been gradually lulled by the prospect of his making an
+advantageous marriage, which would have transformed him from a
+ne’er-do-well and adventurer into a wealthy idler. He might even have
+been moulded, by the resourceful influence of an ambitious wife, into a
+man with some definite purpose in life. The prospect had vanished with
+cruel suddenness, and the anxieties were crowding back again, more
+insistent than ever. The boy had had his one good chance in the
+matrimonial market and missed it; if he were to transfer his attentions
+to some other well-dowered girl he would be marked down at once as a
+fortune-hunter, and that would constitute a heavy handicap to the most
+plausible of wooers. His liking for Elaine had evidently been genuine in
+its way, though perhaps it would have been rash to read any deeper
+sentiment into it, but even with the spur of his own inclination to
+assist him he had failed to win the prize that had seemed so temptingly
+within his reach. And in the dashing of his prospects, Francesca saw the
+threatening of her own. The old anxiety as to her precarious tenure of
+her present quarters put on again all its familiar terrors. One day, she
+foresaw, in the horribly near future, George St. Michael would come
+pattering up her stairs with the breathless intelligence that Emmeline
+Chetrof was going to marry somebody or other in the Guards or the Record
+Office as the case might be, and then there would be an uprooting of her
+life from its home and haven in Blue Street and a wandering forth to some
+cheap unhappy far-off dwelling, where the stately Van der Meulen and its
+companion host of beautiful and desirable things would be stuffed and
+stowed away in soulless surroundings, like courtly émigrés fallen on evil
+days. It was unthinkable, but the trouble was that it had to be thought
+about. And if Comus had played his cards well and transformed himself
+from an encumbrance into a son with wealth at his command, the tragedy
+which she saw looming in front of her might have been avoided or at the
+worst whittled down to easily bearable proportions. With money behind
+one, the problem of where to live approaches more nearly to the simple
+question of where do you wish to live, and a rich daughter-in-law would
+have surely seen to it that she did not have to leave her square mile of
+Mecca and go out into the wilderness of bricks and mortar. If the house
+in Blue Street could not have been compounded for there were other
+desirable residences which would have been capable of consoling Francesca
+for her lost Eden. And now the detested Courtenay Youghal, with his
+mocking eyes and air of youthful cynicism, had stepped in and overthrown
+those golden hopes and plans whose non-fulfilment would make such a world
+of change in her future. Assuredly she had reason to feel bitter against
+that young man, and she was not disposed to take a very lenient view of
+Comus’s own mismanagement of the affair; her greeting when he at last
+arrived, was not couched in a sympathetic strain.
+
+“So you have lost your chance with the heiress,” she remarked abruptly.
+
+“Yes,” said Comus, coolly; “Courtenay Youghal has added her to his other
+successes.”
+
+“And you have added her to your other failures,” pursued Francesca,
+relentlessly; her temper had been tried that day beyond ordinary limits.
+
+“I thought you seemed getting along so well with her,” she continued, as
+Comus remained uncommunicative.
+
+“We hit it off rather well together,” said Comus, and added with
+deliberate bluntness, “I suppose she got rather sick at my borrowing
+money from her. She thought it was all I was after.”
+
+“You borrowed money from her!” said Francesca; “you were fool enough to
+borrow money from a girl who was favourably disposed towards you, and
+with Courtenay Youghal in the background waiting to step in and oust
+you!”
+
+Francesca’s voice trembled with misery and rage. This great stroke of
+good luck that had seemed about to fall into their laps had been thrust
+aside by an act or series of acts of wanton paltry folly. The good ship
+had been lost for the sake of the traditional ha’porth of tar. Comus had
+paid some pressing tailor’s or tobacconist’s bill with a loan unwillingly
+put at his disposal by the girl he was courting, and had flung away his
+chances of securing a wealthy and in every way desirable bride. Elaine
+de Frey and her fortune might have been the making of Comus, but he had
+hurried in as usual to effect his own undoing. Calmness did not in this
+case come with reflection; the more Francesca thought about the matter,
+the more exasperated she grew. Comus threw himself down in a low chair
+and watched her without a trace of embarrassment or concern at her
+mortification. He had come to her feeling rather sorry for himself, and
+bitterly conscious of his defeat, and she had met him with a taunt and
+without the least hint of sympathy; he determined that she should be
+tantalised with the knowledge of how small and stupid a thing had stood
+between the realisation and ruin of her hopes for him.
+
+“And to think she should be captured by Courtenay Youghal,” said
+Francesca, bitterly; “I’ve always deplored your intimacy with that young
+man.”
+
+“It’s hardly my intimacy with him that’s made Elaine accept him,” said
+Comus.
+
+Francesca realised the futility of further upbraiding. Through the tears
+of vexation that stood in her eyes, she looked across at the handsome boy
+who sat opposite her, mocking at his own misfortune, perversely
+indifferent to his folly, seemingly almost indifferent to its
+consequences.
+
+“Comus,” she said quietly and wearily, “you are an exact reversal of the
+legend of Pandora’s Box. You have all the charm and advantages that a
+boy could want to help him on in the world, and behind it all there is
+the fatal damning gift of utter hopelessness.”
+
+“I think,” said Comus, “that is the best description that anyone has ever
+given of me.”
+
+For the moment there was a flush of sympathy and something like outspoken
+affection between mother and son. They seemed very much alone in the
+world just now, and in the general overturn of hopes and plans, there
+flickered a chance that each might stretch out a hand to the other, and
+summon back to their lives an old dead love that was the best and
+strongest feeling either of them had known. But the sting of
+disappointment was too keen, and the flood of resentment mounted too high
+on either side to allow the chance more than a moment in which to flicker
+away into nothingness. The old fatal topic of estrangement came to the
+fore, the question of immediate ways and means, and mother and son faced
+themselves again as antagonists on a well-disputed field.
+
+“What is done is done,” said Francesca, with a movement of tragic
+impatience that belied the philosophy of her words; “there is nothing to
+be gained by crying over spilt milk. There is the present and the future
+to be thought about, though. One can’t go on indefinitely as a
+tenant-for-life in a fools’ paradise.” Then she pulled herself together
+and proceeded to deliver an ultimatum which the force of circumstances no
+longer permitted her to hold in reserve.
+
+“It’s not much use talking to you about money, as I know from long
+experience, but I can only tell you this, that in the middle of the
+Season I’m already obliged to be thinking of leaving Town. And you, I’m
+afraid, will have to be thinking of leaving England at equally short
+notice. Henry told me the other day that he can get you something out in
+West Africa. You’ve had your chance of doing something better for
+yourself from the financial point of view, and you’ve thrown it away for
+the sake of borrowing a little ready money for your luxuries, so now you
+must take what you can get. The pay won’t be very good at first, but
+living is not dear out there.”
+
+“West Africa,” said Comus, reflectively; “it’s a sort of modern
+substitute for the old-fashioned _oubliette_, a convenient depository for
+tiresome people. Dear Uncle Henry may talk lugubriously about the burden
+of Empire, but he evidently recognises its uses as a refuse consumer.”
+
+“My dear Comus, you are talking of the West Africa of yesterday. While
+you have been wasting your time at school, and worse than wasting your
+time in the West End, other people have been grappling with the study of
+tropical diseases, and the West African coast country is being rapidly
+transformed from a lethal chamber into a sanatorium.”
+
+Comus laughed mockingly.
+
+“What a beautiful bit of persuasive prose; it reminds one of the Psalms
+and even more of a company prospectus. If you were honest you’d confess
+that you lifted it straight out of a rubber or railway promotion scheme.
+Seriously, mother, if I must grub about for a living, why can’t I do it
+in England? I could go into a brewery for instance.”
+
+Francesca shook her head decisively; she could foresee the sort of steady
+work Comus was likely to accomplish, with the lodestone of Town and the
+minor attractions of race-meetings and similar festivities always
+beckoning to him from a conveniently attainable distance, but apart from
+that aspect of the case there was a financial obstacle in the way of his
+obtaining any employment at home.
+
+“Breweries and all those sort of things necessitate money to start with;
+one has to pay premiums or invest capital in the undertaking, and so
+forth. And as we have no money available, and can scarcely pay our debts
+as it is, it’s no use thinking about it.”
+
+“Can’t we sell something?” asked Comus.
+
+He made no actual suggestion as to what should be sacrificed, but he was
+looking straight at the Van der Meulen.
+
+For a moment Francesca felt a stifling sensation of weakness, as though
+her heart was going to stop beating. Then she sat forward in her chair
+and spoke with energy, almost fierceness.
+
+“When I am dead my things can be sold and dispersed. As long as I am
+alive I prefer to keep them by me.”
+
+In her holy place, with all her treasured possessions around her, this
+dreadful suggestion had been made. Some of her cherished household gods,
+souvenirs and keepsakes from past days, would, perhaps, not have fetched
+a very considerable sum in the auction-room, others had a distinct value
+of their own, but to her they were all precious. And the Van der Meulen,
+at which Comus had looked with impious appraising eyes, was the most
+sacred of them all. When Francesca had been away from her Town residence
+or had been confined to her bedroom through illness, the great picture
+with its stately solemn representation of a long-ago battle-scene,
+painted to flatter the flattery-loving soul of a warrior-king who was
+dignified even in his campaigns—this was the first thing she visited on
+her return to Town or convalescence. If an alarm of fire had been raised
+it would have been the first thing for whose safety she would have
+troubled. And Comus had almost suggested that it should be parted with,
+as one sold railway shares and other soulless things.
+
+Scolding, she had long ago realised, was a useless waste of time and
+energy where Comus was concerned, but this evening she unloosed her
+tongue for the mere relief that it gave to her surcharged feelings. He
+sat listening without comment, though she purposely let fall remarks that
+she hoped might sting him into self-defence or protest. It was an
+unsparing indictment, the more damaging in that it was so irrefutably
+true, the more tragic in that it came from perhaps the one person in the
+world whose opinion he had ever cared for. And he sat through it as
+silent and seemingly unmoved as though she had been rehearsing a speech
+for some drawing-room comedy. When she had had her say his method of
+retort was not the soft answer that turneth away wrath but the
+inconsequent one that shelves it.
+
+“Let’s go and dress for dinner.”
+
+The meal, like so many that Francesca and Comus had eaten in each other’s
+company of late, was a silent one. Now that the full bearings of the
+disaster had been discussed in all its aspects there was nothing more to
+be said. Any attempt at ignoring the situation, and passing on to less
+controversial topics would have been a mockery and pretence which neither
+of them would have troubled to sustain. So the meal went forward with
+its dragged-out dreary intimacy of two people who were separated by a
+gulf of bitterness, and whose hearts were hard with resentment against
+one another.
+
+Francesca felt a sense of relief when she was able to give the maid the
+order to serve her coffee upstairs. Comus had a sullen scowl on his
+face, but he looked up as she rose to leave the room, and gave his
+half-mocking little laugh.
+
+“You needn’t look so tragic,” he said, “You’re going to have your own
+way. I’ll go out to that West African hole.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+
+COMUS found his way to his seat in the stalls of the Straw Exchange
+Theatre and turned to watch the stream of distinguished and
+distinguishable people who made their appearance as a matter of course at
+a First Night in the height of the Season. Pit and gallery were already
+packed with a throng, tense, expectant and alert, that waited for the
+rise of the curtain with the eager patience of a terrier watching a
+dilatory human prepare for outdoor exercises. Stalls and boxes filled
+slowly and hesitatingly with a crowd whose component units seemed for the
+most part to recognise the probability that they were quite as
+interesting as any play they were likely to see. Those who bore no
+particular face-value themselves derived a certain amount of social
+dignity from the near neighbourhood of obvious notabilities; if one could
+not obtain recognition oneself there was some vague pleasure in being
+able to recognise notoriety at intimately close quarters.
+
+“Who is that woman with the auburn hair and a rather effective
+belligerent gleam in her eyes?” asked a man sitting just behind Comus;
+“she looks as if she might have created the world in six days and
+destroyed it on the seventh.”
+
+“I forget her name,” said his neighbour; “she writes. She’s the author
+of that book, ‘The Woman who wished it was Wednesday,’ you know. It used
+to be the convention that women writers should be plain and dowdy; now we
+have gone to the other extreme and build them on extravagantly decorative
+lines.”
+
+A buzz of recognition came from the front rows of the pit, together with
+a craning of necks on the part of those in less favoured seats. It
+heralded the arrival of Sherard Blaw, the dramatist who had discovered
+himself, and who had given so ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.
+Lady Caroline, who was already directing little conversational onslaughts
+from her box, gazed gently for a moment at the new arrival, and then
+turned to the silver-haired Archdeacon sitting beside her.
+
+“They say the poor man is haunted by the fear that he will die during a
+general election, and that his obituary notices will be seriously
+curtailed by the space taken up by the election results. The curse of
+our party system, from his point of view, is that it takes up so much
+room in the press.”
+
+The Archdeacon smiled indulgently. As a man he was so exquisitely
+worldly that he fully merited the name of the Heavenly Worldling bestowed
+on him by an admiring duchess, and withal his texture was shot with a
+pattern of such genuine saintliness that one felt that whoever else might
+hold the keys of Paradise he, at least, possessed a private latchkey to
+that abode.
+
+“Is it not significant of the altered grouping of things,” he observed,
+“that the Church, as represented by me, sympathises with the message of
+Sherard Blaw, while neither the man nor his message find acceptance with
+unbelievers like you, Lady Caroline.”
+
+Lady Caroline blinked her eyes. “My dear Archdeacon,” she said, “no one
+can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian Apologists have left one
+nothing to disbelieve.”
+
+The Archdeacon rose with a delighted chuckle. “I must go and tell that
+to De la Poulett,” he said, indicating a clerical figure sitting in the
+third row of the stalls; “he spends his life explaining from his pulpit
+that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not
+true it has been found necessary to invent it.”
+
+The door of the box opened and Courtenay Youghal entered, bringing with
+him subtle suggestion of chaminade and an atmosphere of political
+tension. The Government had fallen out of the good graces of a section
+of its supporters, and those who were not in the know were busy
+predicting a serious crisis over a forthcoming division in the Committee
+stage of an important Bill. This was Saturday night, and unless some
+successful cajolery were effected between now and Monday afternoon,
+Ministers would be, seemingly, in danger of defeat.
+
+“Ah, here is Youghal,” said the Archdeacon; “he will be able to tell us
+what is going to happen in the next forty-eight hours. I hear the Prime
+Minister says it is a matter of conscience, and they will stand or fall
+by it.”
+
+His hopes and sympathies were notoriously on the Ministerial side.
+
+Youghal greeted Lady Caroline and subsided gracefully into a chair well
+in the front of the box. A buzz of recognition rippled slowly across the
+house.
+
+“For the Government to fall on a matter of conscience,” he said, “would
+be like a man cutting himself with a safety razor.”
+
+Lady Caroline purred a gentle approval.
+
+“I’m afraid it’s true, Archdeacon,” she said.
+
+No one can effectively defend a Government when it’s been in office
+several years. The Archdeacon took refuge in light skirmishing.
+
+“I believe Lady Caroline sees the makings of a great Socialist statesman
+in you, Youghal,” he observed.
+
+“Great Socialist statesmen aren’t made, they’re stillborn,” replied
+Youghal.
+
+“What is the play about to-night?” asked a pale young woman who had taken
+no part in the talk.
+
+“I don’t know,” said Lady Caroline, “but I hope it’s dull. If there is
+any brilliant conversation in it I shall burst into tears.”
+
+In the front row of the upper circle a woman with a restless
+starling-voice was discussing the work of a temporarily fashionable
+composer, chiefly in relation to her own emotions, which she seemed to
+think might prove generally interesting to those around her.
+
+“Whenever I hear his music I feel that I want to go up into a mountain
+and pray. Can you understand that feeling?”
+
+The girl to whom she was unburdening herself shook her head.
+
+“You see, I’ve heard his music chiefly in Switzerland, and we were up
+among the mountains all the time, so it wouldn’t have made any
+difference.”
+
+“In that case,” said the woman, who seemed to have emergency emotions to
+suit all geographical conditions, “I should have wanted to be in a great
+silent plain by the side of a rushing river.”
+
+“What I think is so splendid about his music—” commenced another
+starling-voice on the further side of the girl. Like sheep that feed
+greedily before the coming of a storm the starling-voices seemed impelled
+to extra effort by the knowledge of four imminent intervals of acting
+during which they would be hushed into constrained silence.
+
+In the back row of the dress circle a late-comer, after a cursory glance
+at the programme, had settled down into a comfortable narrative, which
+was evidently the resumed thread of an unfinished taxi-drive monologue.
+
+“We all said ‘it can’t be Captain Parminter, because he’s always been
+sweet on Joan,’ and then Emily said—”
+
+The curtain went up, and Emily’s contribution to the discussion had to be
+held over till the entr’acte.
+
+The play promised to be a success. The author, avoiding the pitfall of
+brilliancy, had aimed at being interesting and as far as possible,
+bearing in mind that his play was a comedy, he had striven to be amusing.
+Above all he had remembered that in the laws of stage proportions it is
+permissible and generally desirable that the part should be greater than
+the whole; hence he had been careful to give the leading lady such a
+clear and commanding lead over the other characters of the play that it
+was impossible for any of them ever to get on level terms with her. The
+action of the piece was now and then delayed thereby, but the duration of
+its run would be materially prolonged.
+
+The curtain came down on the first act amid an encouraging instalment of
+applause, and the audience turned its back on the stage and began to take
+a renewed interest in itself. The authoress of “The Woman who wished it
+was Wednesday” had swept like a convalescent whirlwind, subdued but
+potentially tempestuous, into Lady Caroline’s box.
+
+“I’ve just trodden with all my weight on the foot of an eminent publisher
+as I was leaving my seat,” she cried, with a peal of delighted laughter.
+“He was such a dear about it; I said I hoped I hadn’t hurt him, and he
+said, ‘I suppose you think, who drives hard bargains should himself be
+hard.’ Wasn’t it pet-lamb of him?”
+
+“I’ve never trodden on a pet lamb,” said Lady Caroline, “so I’ve no idea
+what its behaviour would be under the circumstances.”
+
+“Tell me,” said the authoress, coming to the front of the box, the better
+to survey the house, and perhaps also with a charitable desire to make
+things easy for those who might pardonably wish to survey her, “tell me,
+please, where is the girl sitting whom Courtenay Youghal is engaged to?”
+
+Elaine was pointed out to her, sitting in the fourth row of the stalls,
+on the opposite side of the house to where Comus had his seat. Once
+during the interval she had turned to give him a friendly nod of
+recognition as he stood in one of the side gangways, but he was absorbed
+at the moment in looking at himself in the glass panel. The grave brown
+eyes and the mocking green-grey ones had looked their last into each
+other’s depths.
+
+For Comus this first-night performance, with its brilliant gathering of
+spectators, its groups and coteries of lively talkers, even its
+counterfoil of dull chatterers, its pervading atmosphere of stage and
+social movement, and its intruding undercurrent of political flutter, all
+this composed a tragedy in which he was the chief character. It was the
+life he knew and loved and basked in, and it was the life he was leaving.
+It would go on reproducing itself again and again, with its stage
+interest and social interest and intruding outside interests, with the
+same lively chattering crowd, the people who had done things being
+pointed out by people who recognised them to people who didn’t—it would
+all go on with unflagging animation and sparkle and enjoyment, and for
+him it would have stopped utterly. He would be in some unheard-of
+sun-blistered wilderness, where natives and pariah dogs and
+raucous-throated crows fringed round mockingly on one’s loneliness, where
+one rode for sweltering miles for the chance of meeting a collector or
+police officer, with whom most likely on closer acquaintance one had
+hardly two ideas in common, where female society was represented at long
+intervals by some climate-withered woman missionary or official’s wife,
+where food and sickness and veterinary lore became at last the three
+outstanding subjects on which the mind settled or rather sank. That was
+the life he foresaw and dreaded, and that was the life he was going to.
+For a boy who went out to it from the dulness of some country rectory,
+from a neighbourhood where a flower show and a cricket match formed the
+social landmarks of the year, the feeling of exile might not be very
+crushing, might indeed be lost in the sense of change and adventure. But
+Comus had lived too thoroughly in the centre of things to regard life in
+a backwater as anything else than stagnation, and stagnation while one is
+young he justly regarded as an offence against nature and reason, in
+keeping with the perverted mockery that sends decrepit invalids touring
+painfully about the world and shuts panthers up in narrow cages. He was
+being put aside, as a wine is put aside, but to deteriorate instead of
+gaining in the process, to lose the best time of his youth and health and
+good looks in a world where youth and health and good looks count for
+much and where time never returns lost possessions. And thus, as the
+curtain swept down on the close of each act, Comus felt a sense of
+depression and deprivation sweep down on himself; bitterly he watched his
+last evening of social gaiety slipping away to its end. In less than an
+hour it would be over; in a few months’ time it would be an unreal
+memory.
+
+In the third interval, as he gazed round at the chattering house, someone
+touched him on the arm. It was Lady Veula Croot.
+
+“I suppose in a week’s time you’ll be on the high seas,” she said. “I’m
+coming to your farewell dinner, you know; your mother has just asked me.
+I’m not going to talk the usual rot to you about how much you will like
+it and so on. I sometimes think that one of the advantages of Hell will
+be that no one will have the impertinence to point out to you that you’re
+really better off than you would be anywhere else. What do you think of
+the play? Of course one can foresee the end; she will come to her
+husband with the announcement that their longed-for child is going to be
+born, and that will smooth over everything. So conveniently effective,
+to wind up a comedy with the commencement of someone else’s tragedy. And
+every one will go away saying ‘I’m glad it had a happy ending.’”
+
+Lady Veula moved back to her seat, with her pleasant smile on her lips
+and the look of infinite weariness in her eyes.
+
+The interval, the last interval, was drawing to a close and the house
+began to turn with fidgetty attention towards the stage for the unfolding
+of the final phase of the play. Francesca sat in Serena Golackly’s box
+listening to Colonel Springfield’s story of what happened to a
+pigeon-cote in his compound at Poona. Everyone who knew the Colonel had
+to listen to that story a good many times, but Lady Caroline had
+mitigated the boredom of the infliction, and in fact invested it with a
+certain sporting interest, by offering a prize to the person who heard it
+oftenest in the course of the Season, the competitors being under an
+honourable understanding not to lead up to the subject. Ada Spelvexit
+and a boy in the Foreign Office were at present at the top of the list
+with five recitals each to their score, but the former was suspected of
+doubtful adherence to the rules and spirit of the competition.
+
+“And there, dear lady,” concluded the Colonel, “were the eleven dead
+pigeons. What had become of the bandicoot no one ever knew.”
+
+Francesca thanked him for his story, and complacently inscribed the
+figure 4 on the margin of her theatre programme. Almost at the same
+moment she heard George St. Michael’s voice pattering out a breathless
+piece of intelligence for the edification of Serena Golackly and anyone
+else who might care to listen. Francesca galvanised into sudden
+attention.
+
+“Emmeline Chetrof to a fellow in the Indian Forest Department. He’s got
+nothing but his pay and they can’t be married for four or five years; an
+absurdly long engagement, don’t you think so? All very well to wait
+seven years for a wife in patriarchal times, when you probably had others
+to go on with, and you lived long enough to celebrate your own
+tercentenary, but under modern conditions it seems a foolish
+arrangement.”
+
+St. Michael spoke almost with a sense of grievance. A marriage project
+that tied up all the small pleasant nuptial gossip-items about
+bridesmaids and honeymoon and recalcitrant aunts and so forth, for an
+indefinite number of years seemed scarcely decent in his eyes, and there
+was little satisfaction or importance to be derived from early and
+special knowledge of an event which loomed as far distant as a
+Presidential Election or a change of Viceroy. But to Francesca, who had
+listened with startled apprehension at the mention of Emmeline Chetrof’s
+name, the news came in a flood of relief and thankfulness. Short of
+entering a nunnery and taking celibate vows, Emmeline could hardly have
+behaved more conveniently than in tying herself up to a lover whose
+circumstances made it necessary to relegate marriage to the distant
+future. For four or five years Francesca was assured of undisturbed
+possession of the house in Blue Street, and after that period who knew
+what might happen? The engagement might stretch on indefinitely, it
+might even come to nothing under the weight of its accumulated years, as
+sometimes happened with these protracted affairs. Emmeline might lose
+her fancy for her absentee lover, and might never replace him with
+another. A golden possibility of perpetual tenancy of her present home
+began to float once more through Francesca’s mind. As long as Emmeline
+had been unbespoken in the marriage market there had always been the
+haunting likelihood of seeing the dreaded announcement, “a marriage has
+been arranged and will shortly take place,” in connection with her name.
+And now a marriage had been arranged and would not shortly take place,
+might indeed never take place. St. Michael’s information was likely to
+be correct in this instance; he would never have invented a piece of
+matrimonial intelligence which gave such little scope for supplementary
+detail of the kind he loved to supply. As Francesca turned to watch the
+fourth act of the play, her mind was singing a pæan of thankfulness and
+exultation. It was as though some artificer sent by the Gods had
+reinforced with a substantial cord the horsehair thread that held up the
+sword of Damocles over her head. Her love for her home, for her
+treasured household possessions, and her pleasant social life was able to
+expand once more in present security, and feed on future hope. She was
+still young enough to count four or five years as a long time, and
+to-night she was optimistic enough to prophesy smooth things of the
+future that lay beyond that span. Of the fourth act, with its carefully
+held back but obviously imminent reconciliation between the leading
+characters, she took in but little, except that she vaguely understood it
+to have a happy ending. As the lights went up she looked round on the
+dispersing audience with a feeling of friendliness uppermost in her mind;
+even the sight of Elaine de Frey and Courtenay Youghal leaving the
+theatre together did not inspire her with a tenth part of the annoyance
+that their entrance had caused her. Serena’s invitation to go on to the
+Savoy for supper fitted in exactly with her mood of exhilaration. It
+would be a fit and appropriate wind-up to an auspicious evening. The
+cold chicken and modest brand of Chablis waiting for her at home should
+give way to a banquet of more festive nature.
+
+In the crush of the vestibule, friends and enemies, personal and
+political, were jostled and locked together in the general effort to
+rejoin temporarily estranged garments and secure the attendance of
+elusive vehicles. Lady Caroline found herself at close quarters with the
+estimable Henry Greech, and experienced some of the joy which comes to
+the homeward wending sportsman when a chance shot presents itself on
+which he may expend his remaining cartridges.
+
+“So the Government is going to climb down, after all,” she said, with a
+provocative assumption of private information on the subject.
+
+“I assure you the Government will do nothing of the kind,” replied the
+Member of Parliament with befitting dignity; “the Prime Minister told me
+last night that under no circumstances—”
+
+“My dear Mr. Greech,” said Lady Caroline, “we all know that Prime
+Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they
+sometimes live apart.”
+
+For her, at any rate, the comedy had had a happy ending.
+
+Comus made his way slowly and lingeringly from the stalls, so slowly that
+the lights were already being turned down and great shroud-like
+dust-cloths were being swaythed over the ornamental gilt-work. The
+laughing, chattering, yawning throng had filtered out of the vestibule,
+and was melting away in final groups from the steps of the theatre. An
+impatient attendant gave him his coat and locked up the cloak room.
+Comus stepped out under the portico; he looked at the posters announcing
+the play, and in anticipation he could see other posters announcing its
+200th performance. Two hundred performances; by that time the Straw
+Exchange Theatre would be to him something so remote and unreal that it
+would hardly seem to exist or to have ever existed except in his fancy.
+And to the laughing chattering throng that would pass in under that
+portico to the 200th performance, he would be, to those that had known
+him, something equally remote and non-existent. “The good-looking
+Bassington boy? Oh, dead, or rubber-growing or sheep-farming or
+something of that sort.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+
+THE farewell dinner which Francesca had hurriedly organised in honour of
+her son’s departure threatened from the outset to be a doubtfully
+successful function. In the first place, as he observed privately, there
+was very little of Comus and a good deal of farewell in it. His own
+particular friends were unrepresented. Courtenay Youghal was out of the
+question; and though Francesca would have stretched a point and welcomed
+some of his other male associates of whom she scarcely approved, he
+himself had been opposed to including any of them in the invitations. On
+the other hand, as Henry Greech had provided Comus with this job that he
+was going out to, and was, moreover, finding part of the money for the
+necessary outfit, Francesca had felt it her duty to ask him and his wife
+to the dinner; the obtuseness that seems to cling to some people like a
+garment throughout their life had caused Mr. Greech to accept the
+invitation. When Comus heard of the circumstance he laughed long and
+boisterously; his spirits, Francesca noted, seemed to be rising fast as
+the hour for departure drew near.
+
+The other guests included Serena Golackly and Lady Veula, the latter
+having been asked on the inspiration of the moment at the theatrical
+first-night. In the height of the Season it was not easy to get together
+a goodly selection of guests at short notice, and Francesca had gladly
+fallen in with Serena’s suggestion of bringing with her Stephen Thorle,
+who was alleged, in loose feminine phrasing, to “know all about” tropical
+Africa. His travels and experiences in those regions probably did not
+cover much ground or stretch over any great length of time, but he was
+one of those individuals who can describe a continent on the strength of
+a few days’ stay in a coast town as intimately and dogmatically as a
+paleontologist will reconstruct an extinct mammal from the evidence of a
+stray shin bone. He had the loud penetrating voice and the prominent
+penetrating eyes of a man who can do no listening in the ordinary way and
+whose eyes have to perform the function of listening for him. His vanity
+did not necessarily make him unbearable, unless one had to spend much
+time in his society, and his need for a wide field of audience and
+admiration was mercifully calculated to spread his operations over a
+considerable human area. Moreover, his craving for attentive listeners
+forced him to interest himself in a wonderful variety of subjects on
+which he was able to discourse fluently and with a certain semblance of
+special knowledge. Politics he avoided; the ground was too well known,
+and there was a definite no to every definite yes that could be put
+forward. Moreover, argument was not congenial to his disposition, which
+preferred an unchallenged flow of dissertation modified by occasional
+helpful questions which formed the starting point for new offshoots of
+word-spinning. The promotion of cottage industries, the prevention of
+juvenile street trading, the extension of the Borstal prison system, the
+furtherance of vague talkative religious movements the fostering of
+inter-racial _ententes_, all found in him a tireless exponent, a fluent
+and entertaining, though perhaps not very convincing, advocate. With the
+real motive power behind these various causes he was not very closely
+identified; to the spade-workers who carried on the actual labours of
+each particular movement he bore the relation of a trowel-worker, delving
+superficially at the surface, but able to devote a proportionately far
+greater amount of time to the advertisement of his progress and
+achievements. Such was Stephen Thorle, a governess in the nursery of
+Chelsea-bred religions, a skilled window-dresser in the emporium of his
+own personality, and needless to say, evanescently popular amid a wide
+but shifting circle of acquaintances. He improved on the record of a
+socially much-travelled individual whose experience has become classical,
+and went to most of the best houses—twice.
+
+His inclusion as a guest at this particular dinner-party was not a very
+happy inspiration. He was inclined to patronise Comus, as well as the
+African continent, and on even slighter acquaintance. With the exception
+of Henry Greech, whose feelings towards his nephew had been soured by
+many years of overt antagonism, there was an uncomfortable feeling among
+those present that the topic of the black-sheep export trade, as Comus
+would have himself expressed it, was being given undue prominence in what
+should have been a festive farewell banquet. And Comus, in whose honour
+the feast was given, did not contribute much towards its success; though
+his spirits seemed strung up to a high pitch his merriment was more the
+merriment of a cynical and amused onlooker than of one who responds to
+the gaiety of his companions. Sometimes he laughed quietly to himself at
+some chance remark of a scarcely mirth-provoking nature, and Lady Veula,
+watching him narrowly, came to the conclusion that an element of fear was
+blended with his seemingly buoyant spirits. Once or twice he caught her
+eye across the table, and a certain sympathy seemed to grow up between
+them, as though they were both consciously watching some lugubrious
+comedy that was being played out before them.
+
+An untoward little incident had marked the commencement of the meal. A
+small still-life picture that hung over the sideboard had snapped its
+cord and slid down with an alarming clatter on to the crowded board
+beneath it. The picture itself was scarcely damaged, but its fall had
+been accompanied by a tinkle of broken glass, and it was found that a
+liqueur glass, one out of a set of seven that would be impossible to
+match, had been shivered into fragments. Francesca’s almost motherly
+love for her possessions made her peculiarly sensible to a feeling of
+annoyance and depression at the accident, but she turned politely to
+listen to Mrs. Greech’s account of a misfortune in which four soup-plates
+were involved. Mrs. Henry was not a brilliant conversationalist, and her
+flank was speedily turned by Stephen Thorle, who recounted a slum
+experience in which two entire families did all their feeding out of one
+damaged soup-plate.
+
+“The gratitude of those poor creatures when I presented them with a set
+of table crockery apiece, the tears in their eyes and in their voices
+when they thanked me, would be impossible to describe.”
+
+“Thank you all the same for describing it,” said Comus.
+
+The listening eyes went swiftly round the table to gather evidence as to
+how this rather disconcerting remark had been received, but Thorle’s
+voice continued uninterruptedly to retail stories of East-end gratitude,
+never failing to mention the particular deeds of disinterested charity on
+his part which had evoked and justified the gratitude. Mrs. Greech had
+to suppress the interesting sequel to her broken-crockery narrative, to
+wit, how she subsequently matched the shattered soup-plates at Harrod’s.
+Like an imported plant species that sometimes flourishes exceedingly, and
+makes itself at home to the dwarfing and overshadowing of all native
+species, Thorle dominated the dinner-party and thrust its original
+purport somewhat into the background. Serena began to look helplessly
+apologetic. It was altogether rather a relief when the filling of
+champagne glasses gave Francesca an excuse for bringing matters back to
+their intended footing.
+
+“We must all drink a health,” she said; “Comus, my own dear boy, a safe
+and happy voyage to you, much prosperity in the life you are going out
+to, and in due time a safe and happy return—”
+
+Her hand gave an involuntary jerk in the act of raising the glass, and
+the wine went streaming across the tablecloth in a froth of yellow
+bubbles. It certainly was not turning out a comfortable or auspicious
+dinner party.
+
+“My dear mother,” cried Comus, “you must have been drinking healths all
+the afternoon to make your hand so unsteady.”
+
+He laughed gaily and with apparent carelessness, but again Lady Veula
+caught the frightened note in his laughter. Mrs. Henry, with practical
+sympathy, was telling Francesca two good ways for getting wine stains out
+of tablecloths. The smaller economies of life were an unnecessary branch
+of learning for Mrs. Greech, but she studied them as carefully and
+conscientiously as a stay-at-home plain-dwelling English child commits to
+memory the measurements and altitudes of the world’s principal mountain
+peaks. Some women of her temperament and mentality know by heart the
+favourite colours, flowers and hymn-tunes of all the members of the Royal
+Family; Mrs. Greech would possibly have failed in an examination of that
+nature, but she knew what to do with carrots that have been over-long in
+storage.
+
+Francesca did not renew her speech-making; a chill seemed to have fallen
+over all efforts at festivity, and she contented herself with refilling
+her glass and simply drinking to her boy’s good health. The others
+followed her example, and Comus drained his glass with a brief “thank you
+all very much.” The sense of constraint which hung over the company was
+not, however, marked by any uncomfortable pause in the conversation.
+Henry Greech was a fluent thinker, of the kind that prefer to do their
+thinking aloud; the silence that descended on him as a mantle in the
+House of Commons was an official livery of which he divested himself as
+thoroughly as possible in private life. He did not propose to sit
+through dinner as a mere listener to Mr. Thorle’s personal narrative of
+philanthropic movements and experiences, and took the first opportunity
+of launching himself into a flow of satirical observations on current
+political affairs. Lady Veula was inured to this sort of thing in her
+own home circle, and sat listening with the stoical indifference with
+which an Esquimau might accept the occurrence of one snowstorm the more,
+in the course of an Arctic winter. Serena Golackly felt a certain relief
+at the fact that her imported guest was not, after all, monopolising the
+conversation. But the latter was too determined a personality to allow
+himself to be thrust aside for many minutes by the talkative M.P. Henry
+Greech paused for an instant to chuckle at one of his own shafts of
+satire, and immediately Thorle’s penetrating voice swept across the
+table.
+
+“Oh, you politicians!” he exclaimed, with pleasant superiority; “you are
+always fighting about how things should be done, and the consequence is
+you are never able to do anything. Would you like me to tell you what a
+Unitarian horsedealer said to me at Brindisi about politicians?”
+
+A Unitarian horsedealer at Brindisi had all the allurement of the
+unexpected. Henry Greech’s witticisms at the expense of the Front
+Opposition bench were destined to remain as unfinished as his wife’s
+history of the broken soup-plates. Thorle was primed with an ample
+succession of stories and themes, chiefly concerning poverty,
+thriftlessness, reclamation, reformed characters, and so forth, which
+carried him in an almost uninterrupted sequence through the remainder of
+the dinner.
+
+“What I want to do is to make people think,” he said, turning his
+prominent eyes on to his hostess; “it’s so hard to make people think.”
+
+“At any rate you give them the opportunity,” said Comus, cryptically.
+
+As the ladies rose to leave the table Comus crossed over to pick up one
+of Lady Veula’s gloves that had fallen to the floor.
+
+“I did not know you kept a dog,” said Lady Veula.
+
+“We don’t,” said Comus, “there isn’t one in the house.”
+
+“I could have sworn I saw one follow you across the hall this evening,”
+she said.
+
+“A small black dog, something like a schipperke?” asked Comus in a low
+voice.
+
+“Yes, that was it.”
+
+“I saw it myself to-night; it ran from behind my chair just as I was
+sitting down. Don’t say anything to the others about it; it would
+frighten my mother.”
+
+“Have you ever seen it before?” Lady Veula asked quickly.
+
+“Once, when I was six years old. It followed my father downstairs.”
+
+Lady Veula said nothing. She knew that Comus had lost his father at the
+age of six.
+
+In the drawing-room Serena made nervous excuses for her talkative friend.
+
+“Really, rather an interesting man, you know, and up to the eyes in all
+sorts of movements. Just the sort of person to turn loose at a
+drawing-room meeting, or to send down to a mission-hall in some
+unheard-of neighbourhood. Given a sounding-board and a harmonium, and a
+titled woman of some sort in the chair, and he’ll be perfectly happy; I
+must say I hadn’t realised how overpowering he might be at a small
+dinner-party.”
+
+“I should say he was a very good man,” said Mrs. Greech; she had forgiven
+the mutilation of her soup-plate story.
+
+The party broke up early as most of the guests had other engagements to
+keep. With a belated recognition of the farewell nature of the occasion
+they made pleasant little good-bye remarks to Comus, with the usual
+predictions of prosperity and anticipations of an ultimate auspicious
+return. Even Henry Greech sank his personal dislike of the boy for the
+moment, and made hearty jocular allusions to a home-coming, which, in the
+elder man’s eyes, seemed possibly pleasantly remote. Lady Veula alone
+made no reference to the future; she simply said, “Good-bye, Comus,” but
+her voice was the kindest of all and he responded with a look of
+gratitude. The weariness in her eyes was more marked than ever as she
+lay back against the cushions of her carriage.
+
+“What a tragedy life is,” she said, aloud to herself.
+
+Serena and Stephen Thorle were the last to leave, and Francesca stood
+alone for a moment at the head of the stairway watching Comus laughing
+and chatting as he escorted the departing guests to the door. The
+ice-wall was melting under the influence of coming separation, and never
+had he looked more adorably handsome in her eyes, never had his merry
+laugh and mischief-loving gaiety seemed more infectious than on this
+night of his farewell banquet. She was glad enough that he was going
+away from a life of idleness and extravagance and temptation, but she
+began to suspect that she would miss, for a little while at any rate, the
+high-spirited boy who could be so attractive in his better moods. Her
+impulse, after the guests had gone, was to call him to her and hold him
+once more in her arms, and repeat her wishes for his happiness and
+good-luck in the land he was going to, and her promise of his welcome
+back, some not too distant day, to the land he was leaving. She wanted
+to forget, and to make him forget, the months of irritable jangling and
+sharp discussions, the months of cold aloofness and indifference and to
+remember only that he was her own dear Comus as in the days of yore,
+before he had grown from an unmanageable pickle into a weariful problem.
+But she feared lest she should break down, and she did not wish to cloud
+his light-hearted gaiety on the very eve of his departure. She watched
+him for a moment as he stood in the hall, settling his tie before a
+mirror, and then went quietly back to her drawing-room. It had not been
+a very successful dinner party, and the general effect it had left on her
+was one of depression.
+
+Comus, with a lively musical-comedy air on his lips, and a look of
+wretchedness in his eyes, went out to visit the haunts that he was
+leaving so soon.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+
+ELAINE YOUGHAL sat at lunch in the Speise Saal of one of Vienna’s
+costlier hotels. The double-headed eagle, with its “K.u.K.” legend,
+everywhere met the eye and announced the imperial favour in which the
+establishment basked. Some several square yards of yellow bunting,
+charged with the image of another double-headed eagle, floating from the
+highest flag-staff above the building, betrayed to the initiated the fact
+that a Russian Grand Duke was concealed somewhere on the premises.
+Unannounced by heraldic symbolism but unconcealable by reason of nature’s
+own blazonry, were several citizens and citizenesses of the great
+republic of the Western world. One or two Cobdenite members of the
+British Parliament engaged in the useful task of proving that the cost of
+living in Vienna was on an exorbitant scale, flitted with restrained
+importance through a land whose fatness they had come to spy out; every
+fancied over-charge in their bills was welcome as providing another nail
+in the coffin of their fiscal opponents. It is the glory of democracies
+that they may be misled but never driven. Here and there, like brave
+deeds in a dust-patterned world, flashed and glittered the sumptuous
+uniforms of representatives of the Austrian military caste. Also in
+evidence, at discreet intervals, were stray units of the Semetic tribe
+that nineteen centuries of European neglect had been unable to mislay.
+
+Elaine sitting with Courtenay at an elaborately appointed luncheon table,
+gay with high goblets of Bohemian glassware, was mistress of three
+discoveries. First, to her disappointment, that if you frequent the more
+expensive hotels of Europe you must be prepared to find, in whatever
+country you may chance to be staying, a depressing international likeness
+between them all. Secondly, to her relief, that one is not expected to
+be sentimentally amorous during a modern honeymoon. Thirdly, rather to
+her dismay, that Courtenay Youghal did not necessarily expect her to be
+markedly affectionate in private. Someone had described him, after their
+marriage, as one of Nature’s bachelors, and she began to see how aptly
+the description fitted him.
+
+“Will those Germans on our left never stop talking?” she asked, as an
+undying flow of Teutonic small talk rattled and jangled across the
+intervening stretch of carpet. “Not one of those three women has ceased
+talking for an instant since we’ve been sitting here.”
+
+“They will presently, if only for a moment,” said Courtenay; “when the
+dish you have ordered comes in there will be a deathly silence at the
+next table. No German can see a _plat_ brought in for someone else
+without being possessed with a great fear that it represents a more
+toothsome morsel or a better money’s worth than what he has ordered for
+himself.”
+
+The exuberant Teutonic chatter was balanced on the other side of the room
+by an even more penetrating conversation unflaggingly maintained by a
+party of Americans, who were sitting in judgment on the cuisine of the
+country they were passing through, and finding few extenuating
+circumstances.
+
+“What Mr. Lonkins wants is a real _deep_ cherry pie,” announced a lady in
+a tone of dramatic and honest conviction.
+
+“Why, yes, that is so,” corroborated a gentleman who was apparently the
+Mr. Lonkins in question; “a real _deep_ cherry pie.”
+
+“We had the same trouble way back in Paris,” proclaimed another lady;
+“little Jerome and the girls don’t want to eat any more _crème
+renversée_. I’d give anything if they could get some real cherry pie.”
+
+“Real _deep_ cherry pie,” assented Mr. Lonkins.
+
+“Way down in Ohio we used to have peach pie that was real good,” said
+Mrs. Lonkins, turning on a tap of reminiscence that presently flowed to a
+cascade. The subject of pies seemed to lend itself to indefinite
+expansion.
+
+“Do those people think of nothing but their food?” asked Elaine, as the
+virtues of roasted mutton suddenly came to the fore and received emphatic
+recognition, even the absent and youthful Jerome being quoted in its
+favour.
+
+“On the contrary,” said Courtenay, “they are a widely-travelled set, and
+the man has had a notably interesting career. It is a form of
+home-sickness with them to discuss and lament the cookery and foods that
+they’ve never had the leisure to stay at home and digest. The Wandering
+Jew probably babbled unremittingly about some breakfast dish that took so
+long to prepare that he had never time to eat it.”
+
+A waiter deposited a dish of Wiener Nierenbraten in front of Elaine. At
+the same moment a magic hush fell upon the three German ladies at the
+adjoining table, and the flicker of a great fear passed across their
+eyes. Then they burst forth again into tumultuous chatter. Courtenay
+had proved a reliable prophet.
+
+Almost at the same moment as the luncheon-dish appeared on the scene, two
+ladies arrived at a neighbouring table, and bowed with dignified
+cordiality to Elaine and Courtenay. They were two of the more worldly
+and travelled of Elaine’s extensive stock of aunts, and they happened to
+be making a short stay at the same hotel as the young couple. They were
+far too correct and rationally minded to intrude themselves on their
+niece, but it was significant of Elaine’s altered view as to the sanctity
+of honeymoon life that she secretly rather welcomed the presence of her
+two relatives in the hotel, and had found time and occasion to give them
+more of her society than she would have considered necessary or desirable
+a few weeks ago. The younger of the two she rather liked, in a
+restrained fashion, as one likes an unpretentious watering-place or a
+restaurant that does not try to give one a musical education in addition
+to one’s dinner. One felt instinctively about her that she would never
+wear rather more valuable diamonds than any other woman in the room, and
+would never be the only person to be saved in a steamboat disaster or
+hotel fire. As a child she might have been perfectly well able to recite
+“On Linden when the sun was low,” but one felt certain that nothing ever
+induced her to do so. The elder aunt, Mrs. Goldbrook, did not share her
+sister’s character as a human rest-cure; most people found her rather
+disturbing, chiefly, perhaps, from her habit of asking unimportant
+questions with enormous solemnity. Her manner of enquiring after a
+trifling ailment gave one the impression that she was more concerned with
+the fortunes of the malady than with oneself, and when one got rid of a
+cold one felt that she almost expected to be given its postal address.
+Probably her manner was merely the defensive outwork of an innate
+shyness, but she was not a woman who commanded confidences.
+
+“A telephone call for Courtenay,” commented the younger of the two women
+as Youghal hurriedly flashed through the room; “the telephone system
+seems to enter very largely into that young man’s life.”
+
+“The telephone has robbed matrimony of most of its sting,” said the
+elder; “so much more discreet than pen and ink communications which get
+read by the wrong people.”
+
+Elaine’s aunts were conscientiously worldly; they were the natural
+outcome of a stock that had been conscientiously straight-laced for many
+generations.
+
+Elaine had progressed to the pancake stage before Courtenay returned.
+
+“Sorry to be away so long,” he said, “but I’ve arranged something rather
+nice for to-night. There’s rather a jolly masquerade ball on. I’ve
+’phoned about getting a costume for you and it’s alright. It will suit
+you beautifully, and I’ve got my harlequin dress with me. Madame
+Kelnicort, excellent soul, is going to chaperone you, and she’ll take you
+back any time you like; I’m quite unreliable when I get into fancy dress.
+I shall probably keep going till some unearthly hour of the morning.”
+
+A masquerade ball in a strange city hardly represented Elaine’s idea of
+enjoyment. Carefully to disguise one’s identity in a neighbourhood where
+one was entirely unknown seemed to her rather meaningless. With
+Courtenay, of course, it was different; he seemed to have friends and
+acquaintances everywhere. However, the matter had progressed to a point
+which would have made a refusal to go seem rather ungracious. Elaine
+finished her pancake and began to take a polite interest in her costume.
+
+“What is your character?” asked Madame Kelnicort that evening, as they
+uncloaked, preparatory to entering the already crowded ball-room.
+
+“I believe I’m supposed to represent Marjolaine de Montfort, whoever she
+may have been,” said Elaine. “Courtenay declares he only wanted to marry
+me because I’m his ideal of her.”
+
+“But what a mistake to go as a character you know nothing about. To
+enjoy a masquerade ball you ought to throw away your own self and be the
+character you represent. Now Courtenay has been Harlequin since half-way
+through dinner; I could see it dancing in his eyes. At about six o’clock
+to-morrow morning he will fall asleep and wake up a member of the British
+House of Parliament on his honeymoon, but to-night he is unrestrainedly
+Harlequin.”
+
+Elaine stood in the ball-room surrounded by a laughing jostling throng of
+pierrots, jockeys, Dresden-china shepherdesses, Roumanian peasant-girls
+and all the lively make-believe creatures that form the ingredients of a
+fancy-dress ball. As she stood watching them she experienced a growing
+feeling of annoyance, chiefly with herself. She was assisting, as the
+French say, at one of the gayest scenes of Europe’s gayest capital, and
+she was conscious of being absolutely unaffected by the gaiety around
+her. The costumes were certainly interesting to look at, and the music
+good to listen to, and to that extent she was amused, but the _abandon_
+of the scene made no appeal to her. It was like watching a game of which
+you did not know the rules, and in the issue of which you were not
+interested. Elaine began to wonder what was the earliest moment at which
+she could drag Madame Kelnicort away from the revel without being guilty
+of sheer cruelty. Then Courtenay wriggled out of the crush and came
+towards her, a joyous laughing Courtenay, looking younger and handsomer
+than she had ever seen him. She could scarcely recognise in him to-night
+the rising young debater who made embarrassing onslaughts on the
+Government’s foreign policy before a crowded House of Commons. He
+claimed her for the dance that was just starting, and steered her
+dexterously into the heart of the waltzing crowd.
+
+“You look more like Marjolaine than I should have thought a mortal woman
+of these days could look,” he declared, “only Marjolaine did smile
+sometimes. You have rather the air of wondering if you’d left out enough
+tea for the servants’ breakfast. Don’t mind my teasing; I love you to
+look like that, and besides, it makes a splendid foil to my Harlequin—my
+selfishness coming to the fore again, you see. But you really are to go
+home the moment you’re bored; the excellent Kelnicort gets heaps of
+dances throughout the winter, so don’t mind sacrificing her.”
+
+A little later in the evening Elaine found herself standing out a dance
+with a grave young gentleman from the Russian Embassy.
+
+“Monsieur Courtenay enjoys himself, doesn’t he?” he observed, as the
+youthful-looking harlequin flashed past them, looking like some restless
+gorgeous-hued dragonfly; “why is it that the good God has given your
+countrymen the boon of eternal youth? Some of your countrywomen, too,
+but all of the men.”
+
+Elaine could think of many of her countrymen who were not and never could
+have been youthful, but as far as Courtenay was concerned she recognised
+the fitness of the remark. And the recognition carried with it a sense
+of depression. Would he always remain youthful and keen on gaiety and
+revelling while she grew staid and retiring? She had thrust the lively
+intractable Comus out of her mind, as by his perverseness he had thrust
+himself out of her heart, and she had chosen the brilliant young man of
+affairs as her husband. He had honestly let her see the selfish side of
+his character while he was courting her, but she had been prepared to
+make due sacrifices to the selfishness of a public man who had his career
+to consider above all other things. Would she also have to make
+sacrifices to the harlequin spirit which was now revealing itself as an
+undercurrent in his nature? When one has inured oneself to the idea of a
+particular form of victimisation it is disconcerting to be confronted
+with another. Many a man who would patiently undergo martyrdom for
+religion’s sake would be furiously unwilling to be a martyr to neuralgia.
+
+“I think that is why you English love animals so much,” pursued the young
+diplomat; “you are such splendid animals yourselves. You are lively
+because you want to be lively, not because people are looking on at you.
+Monsieur Courtenay is certainly an animal. I mean it as a high
+compliment.”
+
+“Am I an animal?” asked Elaine.
+
+“I was going to say you are an angel,” said the Russian, in some
+embarrassment, “but I do not think that would do; angels and animals
+would never get on together. To get on with animals you must have a
+sense of humour, and I don’t suppose angels have any sense of humour; you
+see it would be no use to them as they never hear any jokes.”
+
+“Perhaps,” said Elaine, with a tinge of bitterness in her voice, “perhaps
+I am a vegetable.”
+
+“I think you most remind me of a picture,” said the Russian.
+
+It was not the first time Elaine had heard the simile.
+
+“I know,” she said, “the Narrow Gallery at the Louvre; attributed to
+Leonardo da Vinci.”
+
+Evidently the impression she made on people was solely one of externals.
+
+Was that how Courtenay regarded her? Was that to be her function and
+place in life, a painted background, a decorative setting to other
+people’s triumphs and tragedies? Somehow to-night she had the feeling
+that a general might have who brought imposing forces into the field and
+could do nothing with them. She possessed youth and good looks,
+considerable wealth, and had just made what would be thought by most
+people a very satisfactory marriage. And already she seemed to be
+standing aside as an onlooker where she had expected herself to be taking
+a leading part.
+
+“Does this sort of thing appeal to you?” she asked the young Russian,
+nodding towards the gay scrimmage of masqueraders and rather prepared to
+hear an amused negative.”
+
+“But yes, of course,” he answered; “costume balls, fancy fairs, café
+chantant, casino, anything that is not real life appeals to us Russians.
+Real life with us is the sort of thing that Maxim Gorki deals in. It
+interests us immensely, but we like to get away from it sometimes.”
+
+Madame Kelnicort came up with another prospective partner, and Elaine
+delivered her ukase: one more dance and then back to the hotel. Without
+any special regret she made her retreat from the revel which Courtenay
+was enjoying under the impression that it was life and the young Russian
+under the firm conviction that it was not.
+
+Elaine breakfasted at her aunts’ table the next morning at much her usual
+hour. Courtenay was sleeping the sleep of a happy tired animal. He had
+given instructions to be called at eleven o’clock, from which time onward
+the _Neue Freie Presse_, the _Zeit_, and his toilet would occupy his
+attention till he appeared at the luncheon table. There were not many
+people breakfasting when Elaine arrived on the scene, but the room seemed
+to be fuller than it really was by reason of a penetrating voice that was
+engaged in recounting how far the standard of Viennese breakfast fare
+fell below the expectations and desires of little Jerome and the girls.
+
+“If ever little Jerome becomes President of the United States,” said
+Elaine, “I shall be able to contribute quite an informing article on his
+gastronomic likes and dislikes to the papers.”
+
+The aunts were discreetly inquisitive as to the previous evening’s
+entertainment.
+
+“If Elaine would flirt mildly with somebody it would be such a good
+thing,” said Mrs. Goldbrook; “it would remind Courtenay that he’s not the
+only attractive young man in the world.”
+
+Elaine, however, did not gratify their hopes; she referred to the ball
+with the detachment she would have shown in describing a drawing-room
+show of cottage industries. It was not difficult to discern in her
+description of the affair the confession that she had been slightly
+bored. From Courtenay, later in the day, the aunts received a much
+livelier impression of the festivities, from which it was abundantly
+clear that he at any rate had managed to amuse himself. Neither did it
+appear that his good opinion of his own attractions had suffered any
+serious shock. He was distinctly in a very good temper.
+
+“The secret of enjoying a honeymoon,” said Mrs. Goldbrook afterwards to
+her sister, “is not to attempt too much.”
+
+“You mean—?”
+
+“Courtenay is content to try and keep one person amused and happy, and he
+thoroughly succeeds.”
+
+“I certainly don’t think Elaine is going to be very happy,” said her
+sister, “but at least Courtenay saved her from making the greatest
+mistake she could have made—marrying that young Bassington.”
+
+“He has also,” said Mrs. Goldbrook, “helped her to make the next biggest
+mistake of her life—marrying Courtenay Youghal.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+
+IT was late afternoon by the banks of a swiftly rushing river, a river
+that gave back a haze of heat from its waters as though it were some
+stagnant steaming lagoon, and yet seemed to be whirling onward with the
+determination of a living thing, perpetually eager and remorseless,
+leaping savagely at any obstacle that attempted to stay its course; an
+unfriendly river, to whose waters you committed yourself at your peril.
+Under the hot breathless shade of the trees on its shore arose that acrid
+all-pervading smell that seems to hang everywhere about the tropics, a
+smell as of some monstrous musty still-room where herbs and spices have
+been crushed and distilled and stored for hundreds of years, and where
+the windows have seldom been opened. In the dazzling heat that still
+held undisputed sway over the scene, insects and birds seemed
+preposterously alive and active, flitting their gay colours through the
+sunbeams, and crawling over the baked dust in the full swing and pursuit
+of their several businesses; the flies engaged in Heaven knows what, and
+the fly-catchers busy with the flies. Beasts and humans showed no such
+indifference to the temperature; the sun would have to slant yet further
+downward before the earth would become a fit arena for their revived
+activities. In the sheltered basement of a wayside rest-house a gang of
+native hammock-bearers slept or chattered drowsily through the last hours
+of the long mid-day halt; wide awake, yet almost motionless in the thrall
+of a heavy lassitude, their European master sat alone in an upper
+chamber, staring out through a narrow window-opening at the native
+village, spreading away in thick clusters of huts girt around with
+cultivated vegetation. It seemed a vast human ant-hill, which would
+presently be astir with its teeming human life, as though the Sun God in
+his last departing stride had roused it with a careless kick. Even as
+Comus watched he could see the beginnings of the evening’s awakening.
+Women, squatting in front of their huts, began to pound away at the rice
+or maize that would form the evening meal, girls were collecting their
+water pots preparatory to a walk down to the river, and enterprising
+goats made tentative forays through gaps in the ill-kept fences of
+neighbouring garden plots; their hurried retreats showed that here at
+least someone was keeping alert and wakeful vigil. Behind a hut perched
+on a steep hillside, just opposite to the rest-house, two boys were
+splitting wood with a certain languid industry; further down the road a
+group of dogs were leisurely working themselves up to quarrelling pitch.
+Here and there, bands of evil-looking pigs roamed about, busy with
+foraging excursions that came unpleasantly athwart the border-line of
+scavenging. And from the trees that bounded and intersected the village
+rose the horrible, tireless, spiteful-sounding squawking of the
+iron-throated crows.
+
+Comus sat and watched it all with a sense of growing aching depression.
+It was so utterly trivial to his eyes, so devoid of interest, and yet it
+was so real, so serious, so implacable in its continuity. The brain grew
+tired with the thought of its unceasing reproduction. It had all gone
+on, as it was going on now, by the side of the great rushing swirling
+river, this tilling and planting and harvesting, marketing and
+store-keeping, feast-making and fetish-worship and love-making, burying
+and giving in marriage, child-bearing and child-rearing, all this had
+been going on, in the shimmering, blistering heat and the warm nights,
+while he had been a youngster at school, dimly recognising Africa as a
+division of the earth’s surface that it was advisable to have a certain
+nodding acquaintance with.
+
+It had been going on in all its trifling detail, all its serious
+intensity, when his father and his grandfather in their day had been
+little boys at school, it would go on just as intently as ever long after
+Comus and his generation had passed away, just as the shadows would
+lengthen and fade under the mulberry trees in that far away English
+garden, round the old stone fountain where a leaden otter for ever preyed
+on a leaden salmon.
+
+Comus rose impatiently from his seat, and walked wearily across the hut
+to another window-opening which commanded a broad view of the river.
+There was something which fascinated and then depressed one in its
+ceaseless hurrying onward sweep, its tons of water rushing on for all
+time, as long as the face of the earth should remain unchanged. On its
+further shore could be seen spread out at intervals other teeming
+villages, with their cultivated plots and pasture clearings, their moving
+dots which meant cattle and goats and dogs and children. And far up its
+course, lost in the forest growth that fringed its banks, were hidden
+away yet more villages, human herding-grounds where men dwelt and worked
+and bartered, squabbled and worshipped, sickened and perished, while the
+river went by with its endless swirl and rush of gleaming waters. One
+could well understand primitive early races making propitiatory
+sacrifices to the spirit of a great river on whose shores they dwelt.
+Time and the river were the two great forces that seemed to matter here.
+
+It was almost a relief to turn back to that other outlook and watch the
+village life that was now beginning to wake in earnest. The procession
+of water-fetchers had formed itself in a long chattering line that
+stretched river-wards. Comus wondered how many tens of thousands of
+times that procession had been formed since first the village came into
+existence. They had been doing it while he was playing in the
+cricket-fields at school, while he was spending Christmas holidays in
+Paris, while he was going his careless round of theatres, dances, suppers
+and card-parties, just as they were doing it now; they would be doing it
+when there was no one alive who remembered Comus Bassington. This
+thought recurred again and again with painful persistence, a morbid
+growth arising in part from his loneliness.
+
+Staring dumbly out at the toiling sweltering human ant-hill Comus
+marvelled how missionary enthusiasts could labour hopefully at the work
+of transplanting their religion, with its homegrown accretions of
+fatherly parochial benevolence, in this heat-blistered, fever-scourged
+wilderness, where men lived like groundbait and died like flies. Demons
+one might believe in, if one did not hold one’s imagination in healthy
+check, but a kindly all-managing God, never. Somewhere in the west
+country of England Comus had an uncle who lived in a rose-smothered
+rectory and taught a wholesome gentle-hearted creed that expressed itself
+in the spirit of “Little lamb, who made thee?” and faithfully reflected
+the beautiful homely Christ-child sentiment of Saxon Europe. What a far
+away, unreal fairy story it all seemed here in this West African land,
+where the bodies of men were of as little account as the bubbles that
+floated on the oily froth of the great flowing river, and where it
+required a stretch of wild profitless imagination to credit them with
+undying souls. In the life he had come from Comus had been accustomed to
+think of individuals as definite masterful personalities, making their
+several marks on the circumstances that revolved around them; they did
+well or ill, or in most cases indifferently, and were criticised,
+praised, blamed, thwarted or tolerated, or given way to. In any case,
+humdrum or outstanding, they had their spheres of importance, little or
+big. They dominated a breakfast table or harassed a Government,
+according to their capabilities or opportunities, or perhaps they merely
+had irritating mannerisms. At any rate it seemed highly probable that
+they had souls. Here a man simply made a unit in an unnumbered
+population, an inconsequent dot in a loosely-compiled deathroll. Even
+his own position as a white man exalted conspicuously above a horde of
+black natives did not save Comus from the depressing sense of nothingness
+which his first experience of fever had thrown over him. He was a lost,
+soulless body in this great uncaring land; if he died another would take
+his place, his few effects would be inventoried and sent down to the
+coast, someone else would finish off any tea or whisky that he left
+behind—that would be all.
+
+It was nearly time to be starting towards the next halting place where he
+would dine or at any rate eat something. But the lassitude which the
+fever had bequeathed him made the tedium of travelling through
+interminable forest-tracks a weariness to be deferred as long as
+possible. The bearers were nothing loth to let another half-hour or so
+slip by, and Comus dragged a battered paper-covered novel from the pocket
+of his coat. It was a story dealing with the elaborately tangled love
+affairs of a surpassingly uninteresting couple, and even in his almost
+bookless state Comus had not been able to plough his way through more
+than two-thirds of its dull length; bound up with the cover, however,
+were some pages of advertisement, and these the exile scanned with a
+hungry intentness that the romance itself could never have commanded.
+The name of a shop, of a street, the address of a restaurant, came to him
+as a bitter reminder of the world he had lost, a world that ate and drank
+and flirted, gambled and made merry, a world that debated and intrigued
+and wire-pulled, fought or compromised political battles—and recked
+nothing of its outcasts wandering through forest paths and steamy swamps
+or lying in the grip of fever. Comus read and re-read those few lines of
+advertisement, just as he treasured a much-crumpled programme of a
+first-night performance at the Straw Exchange Theatre; they seemed to
+make a little more real the past that was already so shadowy and so
+utterly remote. For a moment he could almost capture the sensation of
+being once again in those haunts that he loved; then he looked round and
+pushed the book wearily from him. The steaming heat, the forest, the
+rushing river hemmed him in on all sides.
+
+The two boys who had been splitting wood ceased from their labours and
+straightened their backs; suddenly the smaller of the two gave the other
+a resounding whack with a split lath that he still held in his hand, and
+flew up the hillside with a scream of laughter and simulated terror, the
+bigger lad following in hot pursuit. Up and down the steep bush-grown
+slope they raced and twisted and dodged, coming sometimes to close
+quarters in a hurricane of squeals and smacks, rolling over and over like
+fighting kittens, and breaking away again to start fresh provocation and
+fresh pursuit. Now and again they would lie for a time panting in what
+seemed the last stage of exhaustion, and then they would be off in
+another wild scamper, their dusky bodies flitting through the bushes,
+disappearing and reappearing with equal suddenness. Presently two girls
+of their own age, who had returned from the water-fetching, sprang out on
+them from ambush, and the four joined in one joyous gambol that lit up
+the hillside with shrill echoes and glimpses of flying limbs. Comus sat
+and watched, at first with an amused interest, then with a returning
+flood of depression and heart-ache. Those wild young human kittens
+represented the joy of life, he was the outsider, the lonely alien,
+watching something in which he could not join, a happiness in which he
+had no part or lot. He would pass presently out of the village and his
+bearers’ feet would leave their indentations in the dust; that would be
+his most permanent memorial in this little oasis of teeming life. And
+that other life, in which he once moved with such confident sense of his
+own necessary participation in it, how completely he had passed out of
+it. Amid all its laughing throngs, its card parties and race-meetings
+and country-house gatherings, he was just a mere name, remembered or
+forgotten, Comus Bassington, the boy who went away. He had loved himself
+very well and never troubled greatly whether anyone else really loved
+him, and now he realised what he had made of his life. And at the same
+time he knew that if his chance were to come again he would throw it away
+just as surely, just as perversely. Fate played with him with loaded
+dice; he would lose always.
+
+One person in the whole world had cared for him, for longer than he could
+remember, cared for him perhaps more than he knew, cared for him perhaps
+now. But a wall of ice had mounted up between him and her, and across it
+there blew that cold-breath that chills or kills affection.
+
+The words of a well-known old song, the wistful cry of a lost cause, rang
+with insistent mockery through his brain:
+
+ “Better loved you canna be,
+ Will ye ne’er come back again?”
+
+If it was love that was to bring him back he must be an exile for ever.
+His epitaph in the mouths of those that remembered him would be, Comus
+Bassington, the boy who never came back.
+
+And in his unutterable loneliness he bowed his head on his arms, that he
+might not see the joyous scrambling frolic on yonder hillside.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+
+THE bleak rawness of a grey December day held sway over St. James’s Park,
+that sanctuary of lawn and tree and pool, into which the bourgeois
+innovator has rushed ambitiously time and again, to find that he must
+take the patent leather from off his feet, for the ground on which he
+stands is hallowed ground.
+
+In the lonely hour of early afternoon, when the workers had gone back to
+their work, and the loiterers were scarcely yet gathered again, Francesca
+Bassington made her way restlessly along the stretches of gravelled walk
+that bordered the ornamental water. The overmastering unhappiness that
+filled her heart and stifled her thinking powers found answering echo in
+her surroundings. There is a sorrow that lingers in old parks and
+gardens that the busy streets have no leisure to keep by them; the dead
+must bury their dead in Whitehall or the Place de la Concorde, but there
+are quieter spots where they may still keep tryst with the living and
+intrude the memory of their bygone selves on generations that have almost
+forgotten them. Even in tourist-trampled Versailles the desolation of a
+tragedy that cannot die haunts the terraces and fountains like a
+bloodstain that will not wash out; in the Saxon Garden at Warsaw there
+broods the memory of long-dead things, coeval with the stately trees that
+shade its walks, and with the carp that swim to-day in its ponds as they
+doubtless swam there when “Lieber Augustin” was a living person and not
+as yet an immortal couplet. And St. James’s Park, with its lawns and
+walks and waterfowl, harbours still its associations with a bygone order
+of men and women, whose happiness and sadness are woven into its history,
+dim and grey as they were once bright and glowing, like the faded pattern
+worked into the fabric of an old tapestry. It was here that Francesca
+had made her way when the intolerable inaction of waiting had driven her
+forth from her home. She was waiting for that worst news of all, the
+news which does not kill hope, because there has been none to kill, but
+merely ends suspense. An early message had said that Comus was ill,
+which might have meant much or little; then there had come that morning a
+cablegram which only meant one thing; in a few hours she would get a
+final message, of which this was the preparatory forerunner. She already
+knew as much as that awaited message would tell her. She knew that she
+would never see Comus again, and she knew now that she loved him beyond
+all things that the world could hold for her. It was no sudden rush of
+pity or compunction that clouded her judgment or gilded her recollection
+of him; she saw him as he was, the beautiful, wayward, laughing boy, with
+his naughtiness, his exasperating selfishness, his insurmountable folly
+and perverseness, his cruelty that spared not even himself, and as he
+was, as he always had been, she knew that he was the one thing that the
+Fates had willed that she should love. She did not stop to accuse or
+excuse herself for having sent him forth to what was to prove his death.
+It was, doubtless, right and reasonable that he should have gone out
+there, as hundreds of other men went out, in pursuit of careers; the
+terrible thing was that he would never come back. The old cruel
+hopelessness that had always chequered her pride and pleasure in his good
+looks and high spirits and fitfully charming ways had dealt her a last
+crushing blow; he was dying somewhere thousands of miles away without
+hope of recovery, without a word of love to comfort him, and without hope
+or shred of consolation she was waiting to hear of the end. The end;
+that last dreadful piece of news which would write “nevermore” across his
+life and hers.
+
+The lively bustle in the streets had been a torture that she could not
+bear. It wanted but two days to Christmas and the gaiety of the season,
+forced or genuine, rang out everywhere. Christmas shopping, with its
+anxious solicitude or self-centred absorption, overspread the West End
+and made the pavements scarcely passable at certain favoured points.
+Proud parents, parcel-laden and surrounded by escorts of their young
+people, compared notes with one another on the looks and qualities of
+their offspring and exchanged loud hurried confidences on the difficulty
+or success which each had experienced in getting the right presents for
+one and all. Shouted directions where to find this or that article at
+its best mingled with salvos of Christmas good wishes. To Francesca,
+making her way frantically through the carnival of happiness with that
+lonely deathbed in her eyes, it had seemed a callous mockery of her pain;
+could not people remember that there were crucifixions as well as joyous
+birthdays in the world? Every mother that she passed happy in the
+company of a fresh-looking clean-limbed schoolboy son sent a fresh stab
+at her heart, and the very shops had their bitter memories. There was
+the tea-shop where he and she had often taken tea together, or, in the
+days of their estrangement, sat with their separate friends at separate
+tables. There were other shops where extravagantly-incurred bills had
+furnished material for those frequently recurring scenes of
+recrimination, and the Colonial outfitters, where, as he had phrased it
+in whimsical mockery, he had bought grave-clothes for his burying-alive.
+The “oubliette!” She remembered the bitter petulant name he had flung at
+his destined exile. There at least he had been harder on himself than
+the Fates were pleased to will; never, as long as Francesca lived and had
+a brain that served her, would she be able to forget. That narcotic
+would never be given to her. Unrelenting, unsparing memory would be with
+her always to remind her of those last days of tragedy. Already her mind
+was dwelling on the details of that ghastly farewell dinner-party and
+recalling one by one the incidents of ill-omen that had marked it; how
+they had sat down seven to table and how one liqueur glass in the set of
+seven had been shivered into fragments; how her glass had slipped from
+her hand as she raised it to her lips to wish Comus a safe return; and
+the strange, quiet hopelessness of Lady Veula’s “good-bye”; she
+remembered now how it had chilled and frightened her at the moment.
+
+The park was filling again with its floating population of loiterers, and
+Francesca’s footsteps began to take a homeward direction. Something
+seemed to tell her that the message for which she waited had arrived and
+was lying there on the hall table. Her brother, who had announced his
+intention of visiting her early in the afternoon would have gone by now;
+he knew nothing of this morning’s bad news—the instinct of a wounded
+animal to creep away by itself had prompted her to keep her sorrow from
+him as long as possible. His visit did not necessitate her presence; he
+was bringing an Austrian friend, who was compiling a work on the
+Franco-Flemish school of painting, to inspect the Van der Meulen, which
+Henry Greech hoped might perhaps figure as an illustration in the book.
+They were due to arrive shortly after lunch, and Francesca had left a
+note of apology, pleading an urgent engagement elsewhere. As she turned
+to make her way across the Mall into the Green Park a gentle voice hailed
+her from a carriage that was just drawing up by the sidewalk. Lady
+Caroline Benaresq had been favouring the Victoria Memorial with a long
+unfriendly stare.
+
+“In primitive days,” she remarked, “I believe it was the fashion for
+great chiefs and rulers to have large numbers of their relatives and
+dependents killed and buried with them; in these more enlightened times
+we have invented quite another way of making a great Sovereign
+universally regretted. My dear Francesca,” she broke off suddenly,
+catching the misery that had settled in the other’s eyes, “what is the
+matter? Have you had bad news from out there?”
+
+“I am waiting for very bad news,” said Francesca, and Lady Caroline knew
+what had happened.
+
+“I wish I could say something; I can’t.” Lady Caroline spoke in a harsh,
+grunting voice that few people had ever heard her use.
+
+Francesca crossed the Mall and the carriage drove on.
+
+“Heaven help that poor woman,” said Lady Caroline; which was, for her,
+startlingly like a prayer.
+
+As Francesca entered the hall she gave a quick look at the table; several
+packages, evidently an early batch of Christmas presents, were there, and
+two or three letters. On a salver by itself was the cablegram for which
+she had waited. A maid, who had evidently been on the lookout for her,
+brought her the salver. The servants were well aware of the dreadful
+thing that was happening, and there was pity on the girl’s face and in
+her voice.
+
+“This came for you ten minutes ago, ma’am, and Mr. Greech has been here,
+ma’am, with another gentleman, and was sorry you weren’t at home. Mr.
+Greech said he would call again in about half-an-hour.”
+
+Francesca carried the cablegram unopened into the drawing-room and sat
+down for a moment to think. There was no need to read it yet, for she
+knew what she would find written there. For a few pitiful moments Comus
+would seem less hopelessly lost to her if she put off the reading of that
+last terrible message. She rose and crossed over to the windows and
+pulled down the blinds, shutting out the waning December day, and then
+reseated herself. Perhaps in the shadowy half-light her boy would come
+and sit with her again for awhile and let her look her last upon his
+loved face; she could never touch him again or hear his laughing,
+petulant voice, but surely she might look on her dead. And her starving
+eyes saw only the hateful soulless things of bronze and silver and
+porcelain that she had set up and worshipped as gods; look where she
+would they were there around her, the cold ruling deities of the home
+that held no place for her dead boy. He had moved in and out among them,
+the warm, living, breathing thing that had been hers to love, and she had
+turned her eyes from that youthful comely figure to adore a few feet of
+painted canvas, a musty relic of a long departed craftsman. And now he
+was gone from her sight, from her touch, from her hearing for ever,
+without even a thought to flash between them for all the dreary years
+that she should live, and these things of canvas and pigment and wrought
+metal would stay with her. They were her soul. And what shall it profit
+a man if he save his soul and slay his heart in torment?
+
+On a small table by her side was Mervyn Quentock’s portrait of her—the
+prophetic symbol of her tragedy; the rich dead harvest of unreal things
+that had never known life, and the bleak thrall of black unending Winter,
+a Winter in which things died and knew no re-awakening.
+
+Francesca turned to the small envelope lying in her lap; very slowly she
+opened it and read the short message. Then she sat numb and silent for a
+long, long time, or perhaps only for minutes. The voice of Henry Greech
+in the hall, enquiring for her, called her to herself. Hurriedly she
+crushed the piece of paper out of sight; he would have to be told, of
+course, but just yet her pain seemed too dreadful to be laid bare.
+“Comus is dead” was a sentence beyond her power to speak.
+
+“I have bad news for you, Francesca, I’m sorry to say,” Henry announced.
+Had he heard, too?
+
+“Henneberg has been here and looked at the picture,” he continued,
+seating himself by her side, “and though he admired it immensely as a
+work of art he gave me a disagreeable surprise by assuring me that it’s
+not a genuine Van der Meulen. It’s a splendid copy, but still,
+unfortunately, only a copy.”
+
+Henry paused and glanced at his sister to see how she had taken the
+unwelcome announcement. Even in the dim light he caught some of the
+anguish in her eyes.
+
+“My dear Francesca,” he said soothingly, laying his hand affectionately
+on her arm, “I know that this must be a great disappointment to you,
+you’ve always set such store by this picture, but you mustn’t take it too
+much to heart. These disagreeable discoveries come at times to most
+picture fanciers and owners. Why, about twenty per cent. of the alleged
+Old Masters in the Louvre are supposed to be wrongly attributed. And
+there are heaps of similar cases in this country. Lady Dovecourt was
+telling me the other day that they simply daren’t have an expert in to
+examine the Van Dykes at Columbey for fear of unwelcome disclosures. And
+besides, your picture is such an excellent copy that it’s by no means
+without a value of its own. You must get over the disappointment you
+naturally feel, and take a philosophical view of the matter. . . ”
+
+Francesca sat in stricken silence, crushing the folded morsel of paper
+tightly in her hand and wondering if the thin, cheerful voice with its
+pitiless, ghastly mockery of consolation would never stop.
+
+
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