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-SLEEPY-TIME TALES
-
-THE TALE OF FATTY COON
-
-BY
-ARTHUR SCOTT BAILEY
-
-ILLUSTRATED BY
-HARRY L. SMITH
-
-
-
-NEW YORK
-
-1915
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-I FATTY COON AT HOME
-
-II FATTY LEARNS SOMETHING ABOUT EGGS
-
-III FATTY DISCOVERS MRS. TURTLE'S SECRET
-
-IV FATTY COON'S MISTAKE
-
-V FATTY COON GOES FISHING
-
-VI FATTY AND THE GREEN CORN
-
-VII JOHNNIE GREEN IS DISAPPOINTED
-
-VIII A TERRIBLE FRIGHT
-
-IX JOHNNIE GREEN LOSES HIS PET
-
-X FATTY COON AND THE MONSTER
-
-XI JASPER JAY TELLS SOME NEWS
-
-XII FORTY FAT TURKEYS
-
-XIII FATTY MEETS JIMMY RABBIT
-
-XIV THE BARBER-SHOP AGAIN
-
-XV FATTY VISITS THE SMOKEHOUSE
-
-XVI FATTY COON PLAYS ROBBER
-
-XVII FATTY FINDS THE MOON
-
-XVIII THE LOGGERS COME
-
-XIX FATTY GROWS EVEN FATTER
-
-XX THE TRACKS IN THE SNOW
-
-
-
-
-ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-FATTY SAW MRS. TURTLE DIGGING IN THE SAND Frontispiece
-
-FATTY COON CROUCHED CLOSE TO THE WATER'S EDGE
-
-FATTY WISHED THE DOG WOULD GO AWAY
-
-FATTY STOPPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
-
-"PLEASE, MR. BEAR, LET GO OF MY TAIL!" FATTY CRIED
-
-IT HUNG UNDER A TREE, JUST OVER FATTY'S HEAD
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-FATTY COON AT HOME
-
-
-Fatty Coon was so fat and round that he looked like a ball of fur, with
-a plumelike tail for a handle. But if you looked at him closely you
-would have seen a pair of very bright eyes watching you.
-
-Fatty loved to eat. Yes--he loved eating better than anything else in
-the world. That was what made him so fat. And that, too, was what led
-him into many adventures.
-
-Close by a swamp, which lay down in the valley, between Blue Mountain
-and Swift River, Fatty Coon lived with his mother and his brother and
-his two sisters. Among them all there was what grown people call "a
-strong family resemblance," which is the same thing as saying that they
-all looked very much alike. The tail of each one of them--mother and
-children too--had six black rings around it. Each of them had a dark
-brown patch of fur across the face, like a mask. And--what do you
-think?--each of them, even Fatty and his brother and his sisters, had a
-stiff, white moustache!
-
-Of course, though they all looked so much alike, you would have known
-which was Mrs. Coon, for she was so much bigger than her children. And
-you would have known which was Fatty--he was so much rounder than his
-brother and his sisters.
-
-Mrs. Coon's home was in the hollow branch of an old tree. It was a giant
-of a tree--a poplar close by a brook which ran into the swamp--and the
-branch which was Mrs. Coon's home was as big as most tree-trunks are.
-
-Blackie was Fatty's brother--for the mask on his face was just a little
-darker than the others'. Fluffy was one of Fatty's sisters, because her
-fur was just a little fluffier than the other children's. And Cutey was
-the other sister's name, because she was so quaint.
-
-Now, Fatty Coon was forever looking around for something to eat. He was
-never satisfied with what his mother brought home for him. No matter how
-big a dinner Mrs. Coon set before her family, as soon as he had finished
-eating his share Fatty would wipe his white moustache carefully--for all
-the world like some old gentleman--and hurry off in search of something
-more.
-
-Sometimes he went to the edge of the brook and tried to catch fish by
-hooking them out of the water with his sharp claws. Sometimes he went
-over to the swamp and hunted for duck among the tall reeds. And though
-he did not yet know how to catch a duck, he could always capture a frog
-or two; and Fatty ate them as if he hadn't had a mouthful of food for
-days.
-
-To tell the truth, Fatty would eat almost anything he could get--nuts,
-cherries, wild grapes, blackberries, bugs, small snakes, fish, chickens,
-honey--there was no end to the different kinds of food he liked. He ate
-everything. And he always wanted more.
-
-"Is this all there is?" Fatty Coon asked his mother one day. He had
-gobbled up every bit of the nice fish that Mrs. Coon had brought home
-for him. It was gone in no time at all.
-
-Mrs. Coon sighed. She had heard that question so many times; and she
-wished that for once Fatty might have all the dinner he wanted.
-
-"Yes--that's all," she said, "and I should think that it was enough for
-a young coon like you."
-
-Fatty said nothing more. He wiped his moustache on the back of his hand
-(I hope you'll never do that!) and without another word he started off
-to see what he could find to eat.
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-FATTY LEARNS SOMETHING ABOUT EGGS
-
-
-When Fatty Coon started off alone to find something more to eat, after
-finishing the fish that his mother had brought home for him, he did not
-know that he was going to have an adventure. He nosed about among the
-bushes and the tall grasses and caught a few bugs and a frog or two. But
-he didn't think that THAT was much. He didn't seem to have much luck,
-down on the ground. So he climbed a tall hemlock, to see if he could
-find a squirrel's nest, or some bird's eggs.
-
-Fatty loved to climb trees. Up in the big hemlock he forgot, for a time,
-that he was still hungry. It was delightful to feel the branches swaying
-under him, and the bright sunshine was warm upon his back. He climbed
-almost to the very tip-top of the tree and wound himself around the
-straight stem. The thick, springy branches held him safely, and soon
-Fatty was fast asleep. Next to eating, Fatty loved sleeping. And now he
-had a good nap.
-
-Fatty Coon woke up at last, yawned, and slowly unwound himself from the
-stem of the tree. He was terribly hungry now. And he felt that he simply
-MUST find something to eat at once.
-
-Without going down to the ground, Fatty climbed over into the top of
-another big tree and his little beady, bright eyes began searching all
-the branches carefully. Pretty soon Fatty smiled. He smiled because he
-was pleased. And he was pleased because he saw exactly what he had been
-looking for. Not far below him was a big nest, built of sticks and lined
-with bark and moss. It was a crow's nest, Fatty decided, and he lost no
-time in slipping down to the crotch of the tree where the nest was
-perched.
-
-There were four white eggs in the nest--the biggest crow's eggs Fatty
-had ever seen. And he began to eat them hungrily. His nose became
-smeared with egg, but he didn't mind that at all. He kept thinking how
-good the eggs tasted--and how he wished there were more of them.
-
-There was a sudden rush through the branches of the tall tree. And Fatty
-Coon caught a hard blow on his head. He felt something sharp sink into
-his back, too. And he clutched at the edge of the nest to keep from
-falling.
-
-Fatty was surprised, to say the least, for he had never known crows to
-fight like that. And he was frightened, because his back hurt. He
-couldn't fight, because he was afraid he would fall if he let go of the
-nest.
-
-There was nothing to do but run home as fast as he could. Fatty tried to
-hurry; but there was that bird, beating and clawing his back, and
-pulling him first one way and then another. He began to think he would
-never reach home. But at last he came to the old poplar where his mother
-lived. And soon, to his great joy, he reached the hole in the big
-branch; and you may well believe that Fatty was glad to slip down into
-the darkness where his mother, and his brother Blackie, and Fluffy and
-Cutey his sisters, were all fast asleep. He was glad, because he knew
-that no crow could follow him down there.
-
-Mrs. Coon waked up. She saw that Fatty's back was sadly torn (for coons,
-you know, can see in the dark just as well as you can see in the
-daylight).
-
-"What on earth is the matter?" she exclaimed.
-
-Poor Fatty told her. He cried a little, because his back hurt him, and
-because he was so glad to be safe at home once more.
-
-"What color were those eggs?" Mrs. Coon inquired.
-
-"White!" said Fatty.
-
-"Ah, ha!" Mrs. Coon said. "Don't you remember that crows' eggs are a
-blueish green? That must have been a goshawk's nest. And a goshawk is
-the fiercest of all the hawks there are. It's no wonder your back is
-clawed. Come here and let me look at it."
-
-Fatty Coon felt quite proud, as his mother examined the marks of the
-goshawk's cruel claws. And he didn't feel half as sorry for himself as
-you might think, for he remembered how good the eggs had tasted. He only
-wished there had been a dozen of them.
-
-
-
-
-III
-
-FATTY DISCOVERS MRS. TURTLE'S SECRET
-
-
-After his adventure with the goshawk Fatty Coon did not go near the
-tree-tops for a long time. Whenever he left home he would crawl down the
-old poplar tree in which he lived; and he wouldn't climb a single tree
-until he came home again. Somehow, he felt safer on the ground. You see,
-he hadn't forgotten the fright he had had, nor how the goshawk's claws
-had hurt his back.
-
-It was just three days after his scare, to be exact, when Fatty Coon
-found himself on the bank of the creek which flowed slowly into Swift
-River. Fatty had been looking for frogs, but he had had no luck at all.
-To tell the truth, Fatty was a little too young to catch frogs easily,
-even when he found one; and he was a good deal too fat, for he was so
-plump that he was not very spry.
-
-Now, Fatty was hiding behind some tall rushes, and his sharp little eyes
-were looking all about him, and his nose was twitching as he sniffed the
-air. He wished he might find a frog. But not one frog appeared. Fatty
-began to think that some other coon must have visited the creek just
-before him and caught them all. And then he forgot all about frogs.
-
-Yes! Frogs passed completely out of Fatty Coon's mind. For whom should
-he spy but Mrs. Turtle! He saw her little black head first, bobbing
-along through the water of the creek. She was swimming toward the bank
-where Fatty was hidden. And pretty soon she pulled herself out of the
-water and waddled a short distance along the sand at the edge of the
-creek.
-
-Mrs. Turtle stopped then; and for a few minutes she was very busy about
-something. First she dug a hole in the sand. And Fatty wondered what she
-was looking for. But he kept very quiet. And after a time Mrs. Turtle
-splashed into the creek again and paddled away. But before she left she
-scooped sand into the hole she had dug. Before she left the place she
-looked all around, as if to make sure that no one had seen her. And as
-she waddled slowly to the water Fatty could see that she was smiling as
-if she was very well pleased about something. She seemed to have a
-secret.
-
-Fatty Coon had grown very curious, as he watched Mrs. Turtle. And just
-as soon as she was out of sight he came out from his hiding place in the
-tall reeds and trotted down to the edge of the creek. He went straight
-to the spot where Mrs. Turtle had dug the hole and filled it up again.
-And Fatty was so eager to know what she had been doing that he began to
-dig in the very spot where Mrs. Turtle had dug before him.
-
-It took Fatty Coon only about six seconds to discover Mrs. Turtle's
-secret. For he did not have to paw away much of the sand before he came
-upon--what do you suppose? Eggs! Turtles' eggs! Twenty-seven round,
-white eggs, which Mrs. Turtle had left there in the warm sand to hatch.
-THAT was why she looked all around to make sure that no one saw her.
-THAT was why she seemed so pleased. For Mrs. Turtle fully expected that
-after a time twenty-seven little turtles would hatch from those eggs--
-just as chickens do--and dig their way out of the sand.
-
-But it never happened that way at all. For as soon as he got over his
-surprise at seeing them, Fatty Coon began at once to eat those twenty-
-seven eggs. They were delicious. And as he finished the last one he
-couldn't help thinking how lucky he had been.
-
-
-
-
-IV
-
-FATTY COON'S MISTAKE
-
-
-Fatty Coon was very fond of squirrels. And you may think it strange when
-I tell you that not one of the squirrels anywhere around Blue Mountain
-was the least bit fond of Fatty Coon. But when I say that Fatty Coon was
-fond of squirrels, I mean that he liked to eat them. So of course you
-will understand now why the squirrels did not care for Fatty at all. In
-fact, they usually kept just as far away from him as they could.
-
-It was easy, in the daytime, for the squirrels to keep out of Fatty's
-way, when he wandered through the tree-tops, for the squirrels were much
-sprier than Fatty. But at night--ah! that was a very different matter.
-For Fatty Coon's eyes were even sharper in the dark than they were in
-the daylight; but the poor squirrels were just as blind as you are when
-you are safely tucked in bed and the light is put out.
-
-Yes--when the squirrels were in bed at night, up in their nests in the
-trees, they could see very little. And you couldn't say they were SAFE
-in bed, because they never knew when Fatty Coon, or his mother, or his
-brother, or one of his sisters, or some cousin of his, might come along
-and catch them before they knew it.
-
-Fatty thought it great sport to hunt squirrels at night. Whenever he
-tried it he usually managed to get a good meal. And after he had almost
-forgotten about the fright the goshawk had given him in the tall hemlock
-he began to roam through the tree-tops every night in search of
-squirrels and sleeping birds.
-
-But a night came at last when Fatty was well punished for hunting
-squirrels. He had climbed half-way to the top of a big chestnut tree,
-when he spied a hole in the trunk. He rather thought that some squirrels
-lived inside that hole. And as he listened for a few seconds he could
-hear something moving about inside. Yes! Fatty was sure that there was a
-squirrel in there--probably several squirrels.
-
-Fatty Coon's eyes turned green. It was a way they had, whenever he was
-about to eat anything, or whenever he played with his brother Blackie,
-or Fluffy and Cutey, his sisters; or whenever he was frightened. And now
-Fatty was so sure that he was going to have a fine lunch that his eyes
-turned as green as a cat's. He reached a paw inside the hole and felt
-all around.
-
-WOW! Fatty gave a cry; and he pulled his paw out much faster than he had
-put it in. Something had given him a cruel dig. And in a jiffy Fatty saw
-what that "something" was. It was a grumpy old tramp coon, whom Fatty
-had never seen before.
-
-"What do you mean, you young rascal, by disturbing me like this?" the
-ragged stranger cried.
-
-"Please, sir, I never knew it was you," Fatty stammered.
-
-"Never knew it was me! Who did you think it was?"
-
-"A--a squirrel!" Fatty said faintly. And he whimpered a little, because
-his paw hurt him.
-
-"Ho, ho! That's a good one! That's a good joke!" The tramp coon laughed
-heartily. And then he scowled so fiercely that poor Fatty nearly tumbled
-out of the tree. "You go home," he said to Fatty. "And don't you let me
-catch you around here again. You hear?"
-
-"Yes, sir!" Fatty said. And home he went. And you may be sure that he
-let THAT tree alone after that. He never went near it again.
-
-
-
-
-V
-
-FATTY COON GOES FISHING
-
-
-One day Fatty Coon was strolling along the brook which flowed not far
-from his home. He stopped now and then, to crouch close to the water's
-edge, in the hope of catching a fish. And one time, when he lay quite
-still among the rocks, at the side of a deep pool, with his eyes
-searching the clear water, Fatty Coon suddenly saw something bright, all
-yellow and red, that lighted on the water right before him. It was a
-bug, or a huge fly. And Fatty was very fond of bugs--to eat, you know.
-So he lost no time. The bright thing had scarcely settled on the water
-when Fatty reached out and seized it. He put it into his mouth, when the
-strangest thing happened. Fatty felt himself pulled right over into the
-water.
-
-He was surprised, for he never knew a bug or a fly to be so strong as
-that. Something pricked his cheek and Fatty thought that the bright
-thing had stung him. He tried to take it out of his mouth, and he was
-surprised again. Whatever the thing was, it seemed to be stuck fast in
-his mouth. And all the time Fatty was being dragged along through the
-water. He began to be frightened. And for the first time he noticed that
-there was a slender line which stretched from his mouth straight across
-the pool. As he looked along the line Fatty saw a man at the other end
-of it--a man, standing on the other side of the brook! And he was
-pulling Fatty toward him as fast as he could.
-
-Do you wonder that Fatty Coon was frightened? He jumped back--as well as
-he could, in the water--and tried to swim away. His mouth hurt; but he
-plunged and pulled just the same, and jerked his head and squirmed and
-wriggled and twisted. And just as Fatty had almost given up hope of
-getting free, the gay-colored bug, or fly, or whatever it was, flew out
-of his mouth and took the line with it. At least, that was what Fatty
-Coon thought. And he swam quickly to the bank and scampered into the
-bushes.
-
-Now, this was what really happened. Farmer Green had come up the brook
-to catch trout. On the end of his fish-line he had tied a make-believe
-fly, with a hook hidden under its red and yellow wings. He had stolen
-along the brook very quietly, so that he wouldn't frighten the fish. And
-he had made so little noise that Fatty Coon never heard him at all.
-Farmer Green had not seen Fatty, crouched as he was among the stones.
-And when Fatty reached out and grabbed the make-believe fly Farmer Green
-was even more surprised at what happened than Fatty himself. If the
-fish-hook hadn't worked loose from Fatty's mouth Farmer Green would have
-caught the queerest fish anybody ever caught, almost.
-
-Something seemed to amuse Farmer Green, as he watched Fatty dive into
-the bushes; and he laughed loud and long. But Fatty Coon didn't laugh at
-all. His mouth was too sore; and he was too frightened. But he was very,
-very glad that the strange bug had flown away.
-
-
-
-
-VI
-
-FATTY AND THE GREEN CORN
-
-
-It was mid-summer when Fatty Coon had what he then believed to be the
-finest time in all his life. And later, when he was older, he still
-thought that nothing had ever happened to him that was quite so
-enjoyable as that surprise his mother gave him when he was a young coon.
-
-Of course it was something to eat--the surprise. You must have guessed
-that, knowing Fatty Coon as you do.
-
-"Come, children!" Mrs. Coon said. "Come with me! I'm going to give you a
-treat--something specially nice."
-
-"Is it something to eat?" Fatty asked, as they started off in the
-direction of Farmer Green's fields.
-
-"Yes--and the best thing you ever tasted," Mrs. Coon said.
-
-Fatty was greatly excited. His little bright eyes turned green in the
-moonlight. He wondered what the surprise would be. And, as usual, he was
-very hungry. He walked close beside his mother, for he wanted to be the
-first to taste the surprise. You would think that he would have wanted
-his two sisters to taste it first, and his brother Blackie, too. But you
-must not forget that Fatty was greedy. And greedy people are not
-thoughtful of others.
-
-When Mrs. Coon turned out of the lane and crawled through the fence,
-Fatty squeezed between the rails very nimbly, for him.
-
-"Here we are!" said his mother.
-
-Fatty looked about him. They stood in a field grown high with tall
-stalks of some sort, which turned to green, ribbon-like leaves half way
-up from the ground. Fatty grunted. He was very impolite, you see.
-
-"Well--what is there to eat that's so fine?" he asked. "This stuff isn't
-good. It's like eating reeds." He had already bitten into one of the
-stalks.
-
-"What do you call that?" Mrs. Coon asked. She showed Fatty a long roll
-of green that grew out of one of the stalks.
-
-"That's something like a cattail," said Fatty. "It isn't good to eat."
-
-"Have you ever tried one?" asked his mother.
-
-"N--no," Patty said. "But Freddie Bluejay told me they weren't good."
-
-"He did, did he?" Mrs. Coon said nothing more. She stood up on her hind
-legs and pulled one of the tall stalks down until she could reach that
-long, green thing that grew there. In a jiffy she had torn it from its
-stalk. And then she stripped the green covering off it. "Try that!" said
-Mrs. Coon with a smile.
-
-Of course it was Fatty who tasted it first. He took a good mouthful of
-the white kernels, and he was overjoyed. Such sweetness! Such delicious,
-milky juice! It was a moment that Fatty never forgot.
-
-Fatty began tearing down the stalks for himself and he never said
-another word until at last he simply had to stop eating just to catch
-his breath.
-
-"What's its name, Mother?" he inquired.
-
-"Corn, my child."
-
-"Well, why doesn't Freddie Bluejay like it?" Fatty asked.
-
-"He's probably very fond of corn," said Mrs. Coon. "And I've no doubt he
-was afraid that you would eat up this whole field, once you started."
-
-"I'd like to," said Fatty, with a sigh. "I'd like to eat all the corn in
-the world."
-
-
-
-
-VII
-
-JOHNNIE GREEN IS DISAPPOINTED
-
-
-It made Fatty Coon feel sad, just to think that there was that field
-full of corn, and that he could never eat all of it. But Fatty made up
-his mind that he would do the best he could. He would visit the
-cornfield every night and feast on those sweet, tender kernels.
-
-The very next night Fatty set out toward Farmer Green's. It was hardly
-dark. But Fatty could not wait any longer. He could not even wait for
-his mother and his sisters and his brother. He hurried away alone. And
-when he came in sight of the cornfield he felt better. He had been the
-least bit afraid that the corn might be gone. He thought that maybe
-Farmer Green had picked it, or that some of the forest people had eaten
-it all. But there it was--a forest of corn, waving and rustling in the
-moonlight as the breeze touched it. Fatty felt very happy as he slipped
-through the rail-fence.
-
-I wouldn't dare say how many ears of corn Fatty ate that night. And he
-would have eaten more, too, if it hadn't been for just one thing. A dog
-barked. And that spoiled Fatty's fun. For the dog was altogether too
-near for Fatty to feel safe. He even dropped the ear of corn he was
-gnawing and hurried toward the woods.
-
-It was lucky for Fatty that he started when he did. For that dog was
-close behind him in no time. There was only one thing to do: Fatty knew
-that he must climb a tree at once. So he made for the nearest tree in
-sight--a big, spreading oak, which stood all alone just beyond the
-fence. And as Fatty crouched on a limb he felt safe enough, though the
-dog barked and whined, and leaped against the tree, and made a great
-fuss.
-
-Fatty looked down at the dog and scolded a little. He was not afraid.
-But it made him cross to be driven out of the cornfield. And he wished
-the dog would go away. But the dog--it was Farmer Green's Spot--the dog
-had no idea of leaving. He stayed right there and barked so loudly that
-it was not long before Farmer Green and his hired man came in sight. And
-with them was Johnnie Green and a little, young dog that had just been
-given to him.
-
-When Farmer Green saw Fatty he seemed disappointed. "He's too young to
-bother with," he said. "His skin's not worth much. We'll go 'long and
-see what we can find."
-
-But Johnnie Green stayed behind. He wanted that young coon. And he
-intended to have him, too. Leaving the young dog to watch Fatty Coon,
-Johnnie went back to the farmhouse. After a while he appeared again with
-an axe over his shoulder. And when he began to chop away at the big oak,
-Fatty Coon felt very uneasy. Whenever Johnnie drove his axe into the
-tree, both the tree and Fatty shivered together. And Fatty began to wish
-he had stayed away from the cornfield. But not for long, because Johnnie
-Green soon gave up the idea of chopping down the big oak. The wood was
-so hard to cut, and the tree was so big, that Johnnie had not chopped
-long before he saw that it would take him all night to cut through it.
-He looked up longingly at Fatty Coon. And Johnnie started to climb the
-tree himself. But the higher he climbed, the higher Fatty climbed. And
-Johnnie knew that he could never catch that plump young coon in that
-way.
-
-At last Johnnie Green started off, calling his dog after him. And then
-Fatty Coon came down. But he did not go back to the cornfield. He
-decided that he had had adventures enough for one night. But Fatty had
-learned something--at least he thought he had. For he made up his mind
-that once he climbed a tree, no man could reach him. TREES COULD NOT BE
-CHOPPED DOWN! That was what Fatty believed. Perhaps you will know,
-later, whether Fatty ever found out that he was mistaken.
-
-
-
-
-VIII
-
-A TERRIBLE FRIGHT
-
-
-It was the very next night after old dog Spot had treed Fatty Coon in
-the big oak near the cornfield. They had finished their evening meal at
-Farmer Green's house. The cows were milked, the horses had been fed, the
-chickens had all gone to roost. And Farmer Green looked up at the moon,
-rising from behind Blue Mountain.
-
-"We'll go coon-hunting again to-night," he said to Johnnie and the hired
-man. "The corn has brought the coons up from the swamp. We'll start as
-soon as it grows a little darker."
-
-Well--after a while they set out for the cornfield. And sure enough! old
-Spot soon began to bark.
-
-"He's treed!" said Farmer Green, pretty soon. And they all hurried over
-to the edge of the woods, where Spot had chased a coon up into a tall
-chestnut tree. In the moonlight they could see the coon quite plainly.
-"Another little feller!" cried Farmer Green. "I declare, all the coons
-that come to the cornfield seem to be young ones. This one's no bigger
-than the one we saw last night."
-
-Now, although Farmer Green never guessed it, it was Fatty Coon who was
-up there in the tall chestnut. He had run almost to the woods this time,
-before he had to take to a tree. In fact, if Spot hadn't been quite so
-close to him Fatty could have reached the woods, and then he would have
-just jumped from one tree to another. But there were no trees near
-enough the big chestnut for that. Fatty had to stay right there and wait
-for those men to pass on. He wasn't afraid. He felt perfectly safe in
-his big tree. And he only smiled when Johnnie Green said to his father--
-
-"I wish I had that young coon. He'd make a fine pet."
-
-"A pet!" exclaimed Farmer Green. "You remember that pet fox you had,
-that stole my chickens?"
-
-"Oh, I'd be careful," Johnnie promised. "Besides, don't you think we
-ought to catch him, so he won't eat any more corn?"
-
-Farmer Green smiled. He had been a boy himself, once upon a time, and he
-had not forgotten the pet coon that he had owned when he was just about
-Johnnie's age.
-
-"All right!" he said at last. "I'll give you one more chance, Johnnie.
-But you'll have to see that this young coon doesn't kill any of my
-poultry."
-
-Johnnie promised that nothing of the sort should happen. And then his
-father and the hired man picked up their axes; and standing on opposite
-sides of the tall chestnut tree, they began to chop.
-
-How the chips did fly! At the very first blow Fatty knew that this was
-an entirely different sort of chopping from that which Johnnie had
-attempted the night before. The great tree shook as if it knew that it
-would soon come crashing down upon the ground.
-
-And as for Fatty Coon, he could not see but that he must fall when the
-tree did. He, too, shivered and shook. And he wrapped himself all the
-way around a limb and hung on as tight as ever he could.
-
-
-
-
-IX
-
-JOHNNIE GREEN LOSES HIS PET
-
-
-Now, Farmer Green and his hired man had not chopped long before they
-stopped to breathe. They had not chopped long--but oh! what great,
-yawning holes they had made in the big chestnut! From the limb where he
-clung Fatty Coon looked down. The tree no longer shook. And Fatty felt
-better at once. You see, he thought that the men would go away, just as
-Johnnie had gone away the night before. But they had no such idea at
-all.
-
-"Which way are you going to fell her?" the hired man asked. He said HER,
-meaning the TREE, of course.
-
-"That way!" said Farmer Green, pointing toward the woods. "We'll have to
-drop her that way, or she'll fall right across the road, and of course
-THAT would never do."
-
-"But will she clear the trees on the edge of the woods?" The hired man
-appeared somewhat doubtful.
-
-"Oh, to be sure--to be sure!" answered Farmer Green.
-
-And with that they set to work again. But this time they both chopped on
-the same side of the tree--the side toward the woods.
-
-Now, if Fatty Coon was frightened before, you will believe that he was
-still more frightened when the big chestnut tree began to sag. Yes! it
-began to lean toward the woods. Slowly, slowly it tipped. And Fatty was
-scared half out of his mind. He climbed to the very top of the tree,
-because he wanted to get just as far away from those men as he could.
-And there he waited. There was nothing else he could do. Yes! he waited
-until that awful moment should come when the tree would go crashing down
-upon the ground. What was going to happen to him then? Fatty wondered.
-And while he was wondering there sounded all at once a great snapping
-and splitting. And Fatty felt the tree falling, falling. He could hear
-Johnnie Green shouting. And he shut his eyes and held fast to his
-branch. Then came the crash.
-
-When Fatty Coon opened his eyes he expected to see Johnnie Green all
-ready to seize him. But to his great surprise he was still far above the
-ground. You see, Farmer Green had been mistaken. Either the big chestnut
-tree was taller than he had guessed, or the woods were nearer than he
-had thought. For instead of dropping upon the ground, Fatty's tree had
-fallen right against another tree on the edge of the woods. And there it
-lay, half-tipped over, with its branches caught fast in the branches of
-that other tree.
-
-It was no wonder that Johnnie Green shouted. And he shouted still more
-loudly when he saw Fatty scramble out of the big chestnut and into the
-other tree, and out of that tree and into another, and then out of THAT
-tree. Fatty was going straight into the woods.
-
-It was no wonder that Johnnie Green shouted. For he had lost his pet
-coon. He had lost him before he ever had him. And he was sadly
-disappointed.
-
-But Fatty Coon was not disappointed, for he had not wanted to be a pet
-at all. And he was very glad--you may be sure--to get safely home once
-more.
-
-
-
-
-X
-
-FATTY COON AND THE MONSTER
-
-
-One night Fatty Coon was strolling along the road that wound through the
-valley. He was in no hurry, for he had just left Farmer Green's apple
-orchard, where he had bolted all the apples he could possibly eat. The
-night was dark and though it was not very late, all the country people
-seemed to be in bed. There were no farmers driving along the road. Fatty
-had it all to himself. And so he walked slowly homewards. It was then
-that the terrible monster almost caught him.
-
-This is how it all happened. There was a br-br-br-r-r-r in the air.
-Fatty really should have heard it long before he did. But he had eaten
-so many apples that he had begun to feel sleepy; and his ears were not
-so sharp as they should have been. And when at last Fatty heard that br-
-r-r-r it was quite loud. He was startled. And he stopped right in the
-middle of the road to listen. Fatty had never heard such a sound before.
-
-The strange animal was on him before he knew it. Its glaring eyes
-blinded him. And if it had not screamed at him Fatty would never have
-escaped. It was the terrible screech of the monster which finally made
-Fatty jump. It was a frightful cry--like six wildcats all wailing
-together. And Fatty leaped to one side of the road just before the
-monster reached him.
-
-The great creature went past Fatty like the wind and tore on up the
-hill. He seemed to be running so fast that he could not stop. Fatty
-could hear him panting as he climbed the sharp rise of the road.
-
-Fatty Coon hurried away. He wanted to get home before the monster could
-stop and come back to look for him.
-
-When Fatty told his mother about his narrow escape Mrs. Coon became much
-excited. She felt sure that Fatty was not mistaken, for had she not
-heard that strange cry herself?
-
-There it was again! Woo-ooo-ooo-oo-o! It began low, rose to a shriek,
-and then died away again.
-
-Mrs. Coon and Fatty climbed to the very top of their old poplar and
-gazed down the valley.
-
-"Look, Mother!" Fatty cried. "He's stopped at Farmer Green's! You can
-see his eyes from here!"
-
-Mrs. Coon looked. Sure enough! It was just as Fatty said. And that
-horrid call echoed across the valley once more.
-
-Farmer Green stuck his head out of his chamber-window, to see what the
-man in the automobile wanted.
-
-"Where's the nearest village, please?" the stranger asked. And after
-Farmer Green had told him the man drove his car on again.
-
-From their tree-top Fatty and his mother watched the monster dash down
-the valley. They knew he had gone, because they could see the gleam of
-those awful eyes.
-
-"Do you suppose he ate up Farmer Green and his family?" Fatty asked in a
-frightened voice.
-
-"I hope so," she said. "Then perhaps there'll be no more traps in the
-woods."
-
-"But who would plant the corn?" Fatty asked.
-
-Mrs. Coon did not appear to hear his question.
-
-
-
-
-XI
-
-JASPER JAY TELLS SOME NEWS
-
-
-It was quite late in the fall, and the weather had grown very cold. Mrs.
-Coon and her family had not left their home for several days; but on
-this day she thought it would be pleasant to go out in the sunshine and
-get a breath of fresh air and a bite to eat.
-
-Fatty was the only one of her children that was not asleep; and he
-complained of being very hungry. So Mrs. Coon decided to take him with
-her.
-
-The hunting was not very good. There were no birds' eggs at all to be
-found in the trees. The river and the brook and the creek were all
-frozen over, so Fatty and his mother could not catch any fish. And as
-for corn--Farmer Green had long ago gathered the last ear of it. Fatty
-wished that it was summertime. But it only made him hungrier than ever,
-to think of all the good things to eat that summer brings. He was
-feeling very unhappy when his mother said to him sharply--
-
-"Run up this tree! Hurry, now! Don't ask any questions."
-
-Now, Fatty did not always mind his mother as quickly as he might have.
-But this time he saw that she had stopped and was sniffing the air as if
-there was something about it she did not like.
-
-That was enough for Fatty. He scrambled up the nearest tree. For he knew
-that his mother had discovered danger of some sort.
-
-Mrs. Coon followed close behind Fatty. And they had. no sooner hidden in
-the branches than Fatty saw what it was that his mother had smelled.
-
-It was Johnnie Green! He passed right underneath the tree where they
-were perched. And as Mrs. Coon peeped down at him she shuddered and
-shivered and shook so hard that Fatty couldn't help noticing it.
-
-"What's the matter?" he asked, as soon as Johnnie Green was out of
-sight.
-
-"His cap!" Mrs. Coon exclaimed. "He is wearing a coon-skin cap!" Now do
-you wonder that she was upset? "Don't ever go near Farmer Green's
-house," she warned Fatty. "You don't want to be made into a cap, or a
-pair of gloves, or a coat, or anything like that, do you?"
-
-"No, indeed, Mother!" Fatty was quite sure that such an adventure
-wouldn't please him at all. And he told himself right then and there
-that he would never go anywhere near Farmer Green's house. We shall see
-how well Fatty remembered.
-
-That very afternoon Fatty Coon heard some very pleasant news. It was
-Jasper Jay who told him.
-
-Jasper Jay was a very noisy blue jay who lived in the neighborhood. He
-did not go south with most of the other birds when the cold weather
-came. He liked the winter and he was forever tearing about the woods,
-squalling and scolding at everybody. He was a very noisy fellow.
-
-Well! when Fatty and his mother had reached home after their hunt, Fatty
-stayed out of doors. He climbed to the top of a tall pine tree nearby
-and stretched himself along a limb, to enjoy the sunshine, which felt
-very good upon his broad back. It was there that Jasper Jay found him
-and told him the pleasant news. And Fatty was very glad to hear the
-news, because he was still hungry.
-
-This is what Jasper Jay told Fatty: he told him that Farmer Green had as
-many as forty fat turkeys, which roosted every night in a spreading oak
-in Farmer Green's front yard.
-
-"If I liked turkeys I would certainly go down there some night and get
-one," said Jasper Jay.
-
-
-
-
-XII
-
-FORTY FAT TURKEYS
-
-
-When Jasper Jay told Fatty Coon about Farmer Green's forty fat turkeys
-Fatty felt hungrier than ever.
-
-"Oh! I mustn't go near Farmer Green's house!" he said. "My mother told
-me to keep away from there. . . . What time did you say the turkeys go
-to roost?"
-
-"Oh! they go to roost every night at sundown," Jasper Jay explained.
-"And there they sit, up in the tree, all night long. They're fast
-asleep. And you would have no trouble at all in catching as many as you
-wanted. . . . But of course, if you're afraid--why there's no use of MY
-talking about it. There's a plenty of other coons in these woods who'd
-be glad to know about those turkeys. And maybe they'd have the manners
-to say 'Thank you!' too." And with a hoarse, sneering laugh Jasper Jay
-flew away.
-
-That was enough for Fatty. He made up his mind that he would show Jasper
-Jay that HE was not afraid. And he wanted a turkey to eat, too. He said
-nothing to his mother about Jasper's news. But that very night, when the
-moon came up, and the lights in Farmer Green's house were all out, Fatty
-Coon went stealing across the fields.
-
-He was not afraid, for he knew that Farmer Green and all his family were
-in their beds. And it was so cold that Fatty felt sure that Farmer
-Green's dogs would be inside their kennels.
-
-Fatty did not intend to make any noise. The turkeys were asleep--so
-Jasper Jay had told him--and he expected to grab one of them so swiftly
-and silently that the other turkeys would never know it.
-
-When Fatty Coon came to Farmer Green's yard he had no trouble at all in
-finding the spreading oak. He could see the turkeys plainly where they
-dozed on the bare branches. And in less time than it takes to tell it
-Fatty had climbed the tree. On the very lowest limb there was a row of
-four plump turkeys, all sound asleep. And Fatty reached out and seized
-the nearest one. He seized the turkey by the neck, so that the big bird
-could not call out. But Fatty was not quite quick enough. Before he
-could pull her off her perch the turkey began to flap her wings, and she
-struck the turkey next her, so that THAT turkey woke up and began to
-gobble and flap HER wings. Then the next turkey on the limb woke up. And
-the first thing that Fatty Coon knew, every one of the thirty-nine
-turkeys that were left was going gobble-gob-gob-gob-gobble! And some of
-them went sailing off across the yard. One of them lighted on top of the
-porch just outside Farmer Green's window and it seemed to Fatty that
-that one made the greatest racket of all.
-
-Farmer Green's window flew up; and Farmer Green's voice called "Spot!
-Spot!"
-
-Fatty Coon did not wait to hear anything more. He dropped the turkey he
-had seized and slipped down to the ground. And then he ran toward the
-woods as fast as he could go.
-
-Farmer Green's dog Spot was barking now. And Fatty wanted to climb one
-of the trees by the roadside. But he remembered, the narrow escape he
-had had when the dog had treed him near the cornfield. So he never
-stopped until he reached the woods. Then he went nimbly up into the
-trees. And while Spot was barking at the foot of the first tree he
-climbed, Fatty was travelling through the tree-tops toward home.
-
-He never said anything to his mother about Farmer Green's turkeys. But
-the next time he saw Jasper Jay Fatty told him exactly what he thought
-of him.
-
-"Ha! ha!" Jasper Jay only laughed. And he did not seem at all surprised
-that Fatty had fallen into trouble. To tell the truth, he was only sorry
-because Fatty had escaped. Jasper Jay did not like Fatty Coon. And he
-had told him about the forty fat turkeys because he hoped that Fatty
-would get caught if he tried to steal one of them.
-
-"Wait till I catch you!" Fatty said.
-
-But Jasper Jay only laughed harder than ever when Fatty said that. He
-seemed to think it was a great joke. He was most annoying.
-
-
-
-
-XIII
-
-FATTY MEETS JIMMY RABBIT
-
-
-For once Fatty Coon was not hungry. He had eaten so much of Farmer
-Green's corn that he felt as if he could not swallow another mouthful.
-He was strolling homewards through the woods when someone called to him.
-It was Jimmy Rabbit.
-
-"Where are you going, Fatty?" Jimmy Rabbit asked.
-
-"Home!" said Fatty.
-
-"Are you hungry?" Jimmy Rabbit asked anxiously.
-
-"I should say not!" Fatty answered. "I've just had the finest meal I
-ever ate in my life."
-
-Jimmy Rabbit seemed to be relieved to hear that.
-
-"Come on over and play," he said. "My brother and I are playing barber-
-shop over in the old sycamore tree; and we need you."
-
-"All right!" said Fatty. It was not often that any of the smaller
-forest-people were willing to play with him, because generally Fatty
-couldn't help getting hungry and then he usually tried to eat his
-playmates. "What do you need me for?" Fatty asked, as he trudged along
-beside Jimmy Rabbit.
-
-"We need you for the barber's pole," Jimmy explained. "You can come
-inside the hollow tree and stick your tail out through a hole. It will
-make a fine barber's pole--though the stripes DO run the wrong way, to
-be sure."
-
-Fatty Coon was greatly pleased. He looked around at his tail and felt
-very proud.
-
-"I've got a beautiful tail--haven't I?" he asked.
-
-"Um--yes!" Jimmy Rabbit replied, "though I must say it isn't one that I
-would care for myself... But come along! There may be people waiting to
-get their hair cut."
-
-Sure enough! When they reached the make-believe barber-shop there was a
-gray squirrel inside, and Jimmy Rabbit's brother was busily snipping the
-fur off Mr. Squirrel's head.
-
-"How much do you charge for a hair-cut?" Fatty asked.
-
-"Oh, that depends!" Jimmy Rabbit said. "Mr. Squirrel will pay us six
-cabbage leaves. But if we were to cut your hair we'd have to ask more.
-We'd want a dozen cabbage leaves, at least."
-
-"Well, don't I get anything for the use of my tail?" Fatty asked. He had
-already stuck it out through the hole; and he had half a mind to pull it
-in again.
-
-Jimmy Rabbit and his brother whispered together for a few moments.
-
-"I'll tell you what we'll do," Jimmy said. "If you'll let us use your
-tail for the barber's pole, we'll cut your hair free. Isn't that fair
-enough?"
-
-Fatty Coon was satisfied. But he insisted that Jimmy begin to cut his
-hair at once.
-
-"I'm doing my part of the work now," he pointed out. "So there's no
-reason why you shouldn't do yours."
-
-With that Jimmy Rabbit began. He clipped and snipped at Fatty's head,
-pausing now and then to see the effect. He smiled once in a while,
-behind Fatty's back, because Fatty certainly did look funny with his fur
-all ragged and uneven.
-
-"Moustache trimmed?" Jimmy Rabbit asked, when he had finished with
-Fatty's head.
-
-"Certainly--of course!" Fatty Coon answered. And pretty soon Fatty's
-long white moustache lay on the floor of the barber-shop. Fatty felt a
-bit uneasy as he looked down and saw his beautiful moustache lying at
-his feet. "You haven't cut it too short, I hope," he said.
-
-"No, indeed!" Jimmy Rabbit assured him. "It's the very latest style."
-
-"What on earth has happened to you?" Mrs. Coon cried,--when Fatty
-reached home that night. "Have you been in a fire?"
-
-"It's the latest style, Mother," Fatty told her. "At least, that's what
-Jimmy Rabbit says." He felt the least bit uneasy again.
-
-"Did you let that Jimmy Rabbit do that to you?" Mrs. Coon asked.
-
-Fatty hung his head. He said nothing at all. But his mother knew.
-
-"Well! you ARE a sight!" she exclaimed. "It will be months before you
-look like my child again. I shall be ashamed to go anywhere with you."
-
-Fatty Coon felt very foolish. And there was just one thing that kept him
-from crying. And THAT was THIS: he made up his mind that when he played
-barber-shop with Jimmy Rabbit again he would get even with him.
-
-But when the next day came, Fatty couldn't find Jimmy Rabbit and his
-brother anywhere. They kept out of sight. But they had told all the
-other forest-people about the trick they had played on Fatty Coon. And
-everywhere Fatty went he heard nothing but hoots and jeers and laughs.
-He felt very silly. And he wished that he might meet Jimmy Rabbit and
-his brother.
-
-
-
-
-XIV
-
-THE BARBER-SHOP AGAIN
-
-
-Although Fatty Coon never could get Jimmy Rabbit and his brother to play
-barber-shop with him again, Fatty saw no reason why he should not play
-the game without them. So one day he led his brother Blackie over to the
-old hollow sycamore. His sisters, Fluffy and Cutey, wanted to go too.
-But Fatty would not let them. "Girls can't be barbers," he said. And of
-course they could find no answer to that.
-
-As soon as Fatty and Blackie reached the old sycamore I am sorry to say
-that a dispute arose. Each of them wanted to use his own tail for the
-barber's pole. They couldn't both stick their tails through the hole in
-the tree at the same time. So they finally agreed to take turns.
-
-Playing barber-shop wasn't so much fun as they had expected, because
-nobody would come near to get his hair cut. You see, the smaller forest-
-people were all afraid to go inside that old sycamore where Fatty and
-Blackie were. There was no telling when the two brothers might get so
-hungry they would seize and eat a rabbit or a squirrel or a chipmunk.
-And you know it isn't wise to run any such risk as that.
-
-Fatty offered to cut Blackie's hair. But Blackie remembered what his
-mother had said when Fatty came home with his moustache gone and his
-head all rough and uneven. So Blackie wouldn't let Fatty touch him. But
-HE offered to cut Fatty's hair--what there was left of it.
-
-"No, thank you!" said Fatty. "I only get my hair cut once a month." Of
-course, he had never had his hair cut except that once, in his whole
-life.
-
-Now, since there was so little to do inside the hollow tree, Fatty and
-Blackie kept quarreling. Blackie would no sooner stick his tail through
-the hole in the side of the tree than Fatty would want HIS turn. And
-when Fatty had succeeded in squeezing HIS tail out through the opening
-Blackie would insist that Fatty's time was up.
-
-It was Fatty's turn, and Blackie was shouting to him to stand aside and
-give him a chance.
-
-"I won't!" said Fatty. "I'm going to stay here just as long as I
-please."
-
-The words were hardly out of his mouth when he gave a sharp squeal, as
-if something hurt him. And he tried to pull his tail out of the hole. He
-wanted to get it out now. But alas! it would not come! It was caught
-fast! And the harder Fatty pulled the more it hurt him.
-
-"Go out and see what's the matter!" he cried to Blackie.
-
-But Blackie wouldn't stir. He was afraid to leave the shelter of the
-hollow tree.
-
-"It may be a bear that has hold of your tail," he told Fatty. And
-somehow, that idea made Fatty tremble all over.
-
-"Oh, dear! oh, dear!" he wailed. "What shall I do? Oh! whatever shall I
-do?" He began to cry. And Blackie cried too. How Fatty wished that his
-mother was there to tell him what to do!
-
-But he knew of no way to fetch her. Even if she were at home she could
-never hear him calling from inside the tree. So Fatty gave up all hope
-of her helping.
-
-"Please, Mr. Bear, let go of my tail!" he cried, when he could stand the
-pain no longer.
-
-The only answer that came was a low growl, which frightened Fatty and
-Blackie more than ever. And then, just as they both began to howl at the
-top of their voices Fatty's tail was suddenly freed. He was pulling on
-it so hard that he fell all in a heap on the floor of the barber-shop.
-And that surprised him.
-
-But he was still more surprised when he heard his mother say--
-
-"Stop crying and come out--both of you!" Fatty and Blackie scrambled out
-of the hollow sycamore. Fatty looked all around. But there was no bear
-to be seen anywhere--no one but his mother.
-
-"Did you frighten the bear away, Mother?" he asked.
-
-"There was no bear," Mrs. Coon told him. "And it's lucky for you that
-there wasn't. I saw your tail sticking out of this tree and I thought I
-would teach you a lesson. Now, don't ever do such a foolish thing again.
-Just think what a fix you would have been in if Johnnie Green had come
-along. He could have caught you just as easily as anything."
-
-Fatty Coon was so glad to be free once more that he promised to be good
-forever after. And he was just as good as any little coon could be--all
-the rest of that day.
-
-
-
-
-XV
-
-FATTY VISITS THE SMOKE-HOUSE
-
-
-The winter was fast going. And one fine day in February Fatty Coon crept
-out of his mother's house to enjoy the warm sunshine--and see what he
-could find to eat.
-
-Fatty was much thinner than he had been in the fall. He had spent so
-much of the time sleeping that he had really eaten very little. And now
-he hardly knew himself as he looked at his sides. They no longer stuck
-out as they had once.
-
-After nosing about the swamp and the woods all the afternoon Fatty
-decided that there was no use in trying to get a meal there. The ground
-was covered with snow. And except for rabbit tracks--and a few
-squirrels'--he could find nothing that even suggested food. And looking
-at those tracks only made him hungrier than ever.
-
-For a few minutes Fatty thought deeply. And then he turned about and
-went straight toward Farmer Green's place. He waited behind the fence
-just beyond Farmer Green's house; and when it began to grow dark he
-crept across the barnyard.
-
-As Fatty passed a small, low building he noticed a delicious smell. And
-he stopped right there. He had gone far enough. The door was open a
-little way. And after one quick look all around--to make sure there was
-nobody to see him--Fatty slipped inside.
-
-It was almost dark inside Farmer Green's smokehouse--for that was what
-the small, low building was called. It was almost dark; but Fatty could
-see just as well as you and I can see in the daytime. There was a long
-row of hams hung up in a line. Underneath them were white ashes, where
-Farmer Green had built wood fires, to smoke the hams. But the fires were
-out, now; and Fatty was in no danger of being burned.
-
-The hams were what Fatty Coon had smelled. And the hams were what Fatty
-intended to eat. He decided that he would eat them all--though of course
-he could never have done that--at least, not in one night; nor in a
-week, either. But when it came to eating, Fatty's courage never failed
-him. He would have tried to eat an elephant, if he had had the chance.
-
-Fatty did not stop to look long at that row of hams. He climbed a post
-that ran up the side of the house and he crept out along the pole from
-which the hams were hung.
-
-He stopped at the very first ham he came to. There was no sense in going
-any further. And Fatty dropped on top of the ham and in a twinkling he
-had torn off a big, delicious mouthful.
-
-Fatty could not eat fast enough. He wished he had two mouths--he was so
-hungry. But he did very well, with only ONE. In no time at all he had
-made a great hole in the ham. And he had no idea of stopping. But he did
-stop. He stopped very suddenly. For the first thing he knew, something
-threw him right down upon the floor. And the ham fell on top of him and
-nearly knocked him senseless.
-
-He choked and spluttered; for the ashes filled his mouth and his eyes,
-and his ears, too. For a moment he lay there on his back; but soon he
-managed to kick the heavy ham off his stomach and then he felt a little
-better. But he was terribly frightened. And though his eyes smarted so
-he could hardly see, he sprang up and found the doorway.
-
-Fatty swallowed a whole mouthful of ashes as he dashed across the
-barnyard. And he never stopped running until he was almost home. He was
-puzzled. Try as he would, he couldn't decide what it was that had flung
-him upon the floor. And when he told his mother about his adventure--as
-he did a whole month later--she didn't know exactly what had happened,
-either.
-
-"It was some sort of trap, probably," Mrs. Coon said.
-
-But for once Mrs. Coon was mistaken.
-
-It was very simple. In his greedy haste Fatty had merely bitten through
-the cord that fastened the ham to the pole. And of course it had at once
-fallen, carrying Fatty with it!
-
-But what do you suppose? Afterward, when Fatty had grown up, and had
-children of his own, he often told them about the time he had escaped
-from the trap in Farmer Green's smokehouse.
-
-Fatty's children thought it very exciting. It was their favorite story.
-And they made their father tell it over and over again.
-
-
-
-
-XVI
-
-FATTY COON PLAYS ROBBER
-
-
-After Fatty Coon played barber-shop with Jimmy Rabbit and his brother it
-was a long time before he met them again. But one day Fatty was
-wandering through the woods when he caught sight of Jimmy. Jimmy dodged
-behind a tree. And Fatty saw Jimmy's brother peep from behind another.
-You see, his ears were so long that they stuck far beyond the tree, and
-Fatty couldn't help seeing them.
-
-"Hello!" Fatty called. "I'm glad to see you." And he told the truth,
-too. He had been trying to find those two brothers for weeks, because he
-wanted to get even with them for cutting off his moustache. Jimmy and
-his brother hopped out from behind their trees.
-
-"Hello!" said Jimmy. "We were just looking for you." Probably he meant
-to say, "We were just looking AT you." He was somewhat upset by meeting
-Fatty; for he knew that Fatty was angry with him.
-
-"Oh, ho! You were, were you?" Fatty answered. He began to slide down the
-tree he had been climbing.
-
-Jimmy Rabbit and his brother edged a little further away.
-
-"Better not come too near us!" he said. "We've both got the pink-eye,
-and you don't want to catch it."
-
-Fatty paused and looked at the brothers. Sure enough! their eyes were as
-pink as anything.
-
-"Does it hurt much?" Fatty asked.
-
-"Well--it does and it doesn't," Jimmy replied. "I just stuck a brier
-into one of my eyes a few minutes ago and it hurt awful, then. But
-you'll be perfectly safe, so long as you don't touch us."
-
-"How long does it last?" Fatty inquired.
-
-"Probably we'll never get over it," Jimmy Rabbit said cheerfully. And
-his brother nodded his head, as much as to say, "That's so!"
-
-Fatty Coon was just the least bit alarmed. He really thought that there
-was something the matter with their eyes. You see, though the Rabbit
-brothers' eyes were always pink (for they were born that way), he had
-never noticed it before. So Fatty thought it would be safer not to go
-too near them.
-
-"Well, it's too bad," he told Jimmy. "I'm sorry. I wanted to play with
-you."
-
-"Oh, that's all right!" Jimmy said. "We can play, just the same. I'll
-tell you what we'll play. We'll play--"
-
-"Not barber-shop!" Fatty interrupted. "I won't play barber-shop, I never
-liked that game."
-
-Jimmy Rabbit started to smile. But he turned his smile into a sneeze.
-And he said--
-
-"We'll play robber. You'll like that, I know. And you can be the robber.
-You look like one, anyhow."
-
-That remark made Fatty Coon angry. And he wished that Jimmy hadn't the
-pink-eye. He would have liked to make an end of him right then and
-there.
-
-"What do you mean?" he shouted. "Robber nothing! I'm just as good as you
-are!"
-
-"Of course, of course!" Jimmy said hastily. "It's your face, you know,
-That black patch covers your eyes just like a robber's mask. That's why
-we want you to be the robber."
-
-Fatty had slipped down his tree to the ground; and now he looked down
-into the creek. It was just as Jimmy said. Fatty had never thought of it
-before, but the black patch of short fur across the upper part of his
-face made him look exactly like a robber.
-
-"Come on!" said Jimmy. "We can't play the game without you."
-
-"Well--all right!" said Fatty. He began to feel proud of his mask. "What
-shall I do?"
-
-"You wait right here," Jimmy ordered. "Hide behind that tree. We'll go
-into the woods. And when we come back past this spot you jump out and
-say 'Hands up!' ... You understand?"
-
-"Of course!" said Fatty. "But hurry up! Don't be gone long."
-
-"Leave that to us," said Jimmy Rabbit. He winked at his brother; and
-they started off together.
-
-Fatty Coon did not see that wink. If he had, he wouldn't have waited
-there all the afternoon for those Rabbit brothers to return. They never
-came back at all. And they told everybody about the trick they had
-played on Fatty Coon. For a long time after that wherever Fatty went the
-forest-people called "Robber!" after him. And Jasper Jay was the most
-annoying of all, because whenever he shouted "Robber!" he always laughed
-so loudly and so long. His hoarse screech echoed through the woods. And
-the worst of it was, everybody knew what he was laughing at.
-
-
-
-
-XVII
-
-FATTY FINDS THE MOON
-
-
-Wandering through the woods one day, Fatty Coon's bright eyes caught a
-strange gleam from something--something that shone and glittered out of
-the green. Fatty wanted to see what it was, though he hardly thought it
-was anything to eat. But whenever he came upon something new he always
-wanted to examine it. So now Fatty hurried to see what the strange thing
-was.
-
-It was the oddest thing he had ever found--flat, round, and silvery; and
-it hung in the air, under a tree, just over Fatty's head. Fatty Coon
-looked carefully at the bright thing. He walked all around it, so he
-could see it from all sides. And at last he thought he knew what it was.
-He made up his mind that it was the moon!
-
-He had often seen the moon up in the sky; and here it was, just the same
-size exactly, hanging so low that he could have reached it with his paw.
-He saw nothing strange in that; for he knew that the moon often touched
-the earth. Had he not seen it many a time, resting on the side of Blue
-Mountain? One night he had asked his mother if he might go up on the
-mountain to play with the moon; but she had only laughed. And here, at
-last, was the moon come to him! Fatty was so excited that he ran home as
-fast as he could go, to tell his mother, and his brother Blackie, and
-Fluffy and Cutey, his sisters.
-
-"Oh! the moon! the moon!" Fatty shouted. He had run so fast that, being
-so plump, he was quite out of breath. And that was all he could say.
-
-"Well, well! What about the moon!" Mrs. Coon asked. "Anybody would think
-you had found it, almost." And she smiled.
-
-Fatty puffed and gasped. And at last he caught his breath again.
-
-"Yes--I've found it! It's over in the woods--just a little way from
-here!" he said. "Big, and round, and shiny! Let's all go and bring it
-home!"
-
-"Well, well, well!" Mrs. Coon was puzzled. She had never heard of the
-moon being found in those woods; and she hardly knew what to think. "Are
-you sure?" she asked.
-
-"Oh, yes, Mother!" Fatty could hardly wait, he was so eager to lead the
-way. And with many a shake of the head, Mrs. Coon, with her family,
-started off to see the moon.
-
-"There!" Fatty cried, as they came in sight of the bright, round thing.
-"There it is--just as I told you!" And they all set up a great shouting.
-
-All but Mrs. Coon. She wasn't quite sure, even yet, that Fatty had
-really found the moon. And she walked close to the shining thing and
-peered at it. But not too close! Mrs. Coon didn't go too near it. And
-she told her children quite sternly to stand back. It was well that she
-did; for when Mrs. Coon took her eyes off Fatty's moon and looked at the
-ground beneath it--well! she jumped back so quickly that she knocked two
-of her children flat on the ground.
-
-A trap! THAT was what Mrs. Coon saw right in front of her. And Farmer
-Green, or his boy, or whoever it was that set the trap, had hung that
-bright piece of TIN over the trap hoping that one of her family would
-see it and play with it--and fall into the trap. Yes--it was a mercy
-that Fatty hadn't begun knocking it about. For if he had he would have
-stepped right into the trap and it would have shut--SNAP! Just like
-that. And there he would have been, caught fast.
-
-It was no wonder that Mrs. Coon hurried her family away from that spot.
-And Fatty led them all home again. He couldn't get away from his moon
-fast enough.
-
-
-
-
-XVIII
-
-THE LOGGERS COME
-
-
-Fatty Coon was frightened; he had just waked up and he heard a sound
-that was exactly like the noise Farmer Green and his hired man had made
-when they cut down the tall chestnut tree where he was perched.
-
-"Oh, Mother! What is it?" he cried.
-
-"The loggers have come," Mrs. Coon said. "They are cutting down all the
-big trees in the swamp."
-
-"Then we'll have to move, won't we?" Fatty asked.
-
-"No! They won't touch this tree," his mother told him. "It's an old
-tree, and hollow--so they won't chop it down. It's only the good sound
-trees that they'll take."
-
-"But I thought this was a good tree." Fatty was puzzled.
-
-"So it is, my son! It's a good tree for us. But not for the loggers.
-They would have little use for it."
-
-Fatty Coon felt better when he heard that. And he had a good deal of
-fun, peeping down at the loggers and watching them work. But he took
-care that they should not see HIM. He knew what their bright axes could
-do.
-
-When night came Fatty had still more fun. When the loggers were asleep
-Fatty went to their camp in the woods beside the brook and he found many
-good things to eat. He did not know the names of all the goodies; but he
-ate them just the same. He 'specially liked some potatoes which the
-careless cook had left in a pan near the open camp-fire. The fire was
-out. And the pan rested on a stump close beside it. Fatty Coon climbed
-up and crawled right inside the pan. And after he had had one taste of
-those potatoes he grew so excited--they were so good--that he tipped the
-pan off the stump and the potatoes rolled right into the ashes.
-
-Fatty had jumped to one side, when the tin pan fell. It made a great
-clatter; and he kept very still for a few moments, while he listened.
-But no one stirred. And then Fatty jumped plump into the ashes.
-
-WHEW! He jumped out again as fast as he could; for beneath the ashes
-there were plenty of hot coals. Fatty stood in them for not more than
-three seconds, but that was quite long enough. The bottoms of his feet
-burned as if a hundred hornets had stung them.
-
-He stood first on one foot and then on another. If you could have seen
-him you would have thought Fatty was dancing. And you might have
-laughed, because he looked funny.
-
-But Fatty Coon did not laugh. In fact, he came very near crying. And he
-did not wait to eat another mouthful. He limped along toward home. And
-it was several days before he stirred out of his mother's house again.
-He just lay in his bed and waited until his burns were well again.
-
-It was very hard. For Fatty did not like to think of all those good
-things to eat that he was missing. And he hoped the loggers would not go
-away before his feet were well again.
-
-
-
-
-XIX
-
-FATTY GROWS EVEN FATTER
-
-
-When Fatty Coon's burned feet were well once more, the very first night
-he left his mother's house he went straight to the loggers' camp. He did
-not wait long after dark, because he was afraid that some of his
-neighbors might have found that there were good things to eat about the
-camp. And Fatty wanted them all.
-
-To his delight, there were goodies almost without end. He nosed about,
-picking up potato peelings, and bits of bacon. And perhaps the best of
-all was a piece of cornbread, which Fatty fairly gobbled. And then he
-found a box half-full of something--scraps that tasted like apples, only
-they were not round like apples, and they were quite dry, instead of
-being juicy. But Fatty liked them; and he ate them all, down to the
-smallest bit.
-
-He was thirsty, then. So he went down to the brook, which ran close by
-the camp. The loggers had cut a hole through the ice, so they could get
-water. And Fatty crept close to the edge of the hole and drank. He drank
-a great deal of water, because he was very thirsty. And when he had
-finished he sat down on the ice for a time. He did not care to stir
-about just then. And he did not think he would ever want anything to eat
-again.
-
-At last Fatty Coon rose to his feet. He felt very queer. There was a
-strange, tight feeling about his stomach. And his sides were no longer
-thin. They stuck out just as they had before winter came--only more so.
-And what alarmed Fatty was this: his sides seemed to be sticking out
-more and more all the time.
-
-He wondered what he had been eating. Those dry things that tasted like
-apples--he wondered what they were.
-
-Now, there was some printing on the outside of the box which held those
-queer, spongy, flat things. Of course, Fatty Coon could not read, so the
-printing did him no good at all. But if you had seen the box, and if you
-are old enough to read, you would have known that the printing said:
-
-EVAPORATED APPLES
-
-Now, evaporated apples are nothing more or less than dried apples. The
-cook of the loggers' camp used them to make apple pies. And first,
-before making his pies, he always soaked them in water so they would
-swell.
-
-Now you see what made Fatty Coon feel so queer and uncomfortable. He had
-first eaten his dried apples. And then he had soaked them, by drinking
-out of the brook. It was no wonder that his sides stuck out, for the
-apples that he had bolted were swelling and puffing him out until he
-felt that he should burst. In fact, the wonder of it was that he was
-able to get through his mother's doorway, when he reached home.
-
-But he did it, though it cost him a few groans. And he frightened his
-mother, too.
-
-"I only hope you're not poisoned," she said, when Fatty told her what he
-had been doing.
-
-And that remark frightened Fatty more than ever. He was sure he was
-never going to feel any better.
-
-Poor Mrs. Coon was much worried all the rest of the night. But when
-morning came she knew that Fatty was out of danger. She knew it because
-of something he said. It was this:
-
-"Oh, dear! I wish I had something to eat!"
-
-
-
-
-XX
-
-THE TRACKS IN THE SNOW
-
-
-One fine winter's day Fatty Coon came upon the queerest tracks in the
-snow. They were huge--a great deal bigger, even, than bear-tracks, which
-Fatty had sometimes seen, for once in a while, before the weather grew
-too cold, and he fell into his winter's sleep, a bear would come down
-into the valley from his home on Blue Mountain.
-
-But these were six times as big as bear tracks. And Fatty felt a shiver
-of fear run up and down his back.
-
-He followed the trail a little way. But he was very careful. He was
-always ready to scramble up a tree, in case he should suddenly see the
-strange animal--or rather, in case the strange animal should see HIM.
-
-The great tracks led straight toward Farmer Green's house. And Fatty did
-not want to go there. So he hurried home to ask his mother what he had
-found. Mrs. Coon listened to Fatty's story.
-
-"I think it must be the monster that almost caught me in the road last
-summer," said Fatty, meaning the automobile that had given him a great
-fright. "Maybe he's come back again to catch Farmer Green and his family
-... Do you suppose he's eaten them up?"
-
-Mrs. Coon was puzzled. And she was somewhat alarmed, too. She wanted to
-see those strange tracks herself. So she told her other children not to
-step a foot out of the house until she came back. And then she asked
-Fatty to run along and show her where he had come upon the monster's
-trail.
-
-Fatty Coon felt very important, as he led the way across the swamp and
-into the woods. It was not often that he could show his mother anything.
-And he was so proud that he almost forgot his fright.
-
-"I guess you're glad I have sharp eyes," he said, as they hurried along.
-
-"If the tracks are as big as you say they are, your eyes wouldn't have
-to be very sharp to see them," his mother told him. Mrs. Coon never
-liked to hear her children boast. She knew that boasting is one of the
-most unpleasant things anyone can do.
-
-"Well--maybe you don't think I saw the monster's tracks at all," said
-Fatty. "Maybe you don't think I heard him screech--"
-
-"When did you hear him screech?" Mrs. Coon asked. "This is the first
-you've said about SCREECHING. When was it?"
-
-"Last summer," Fatty answered.
-
-Mrs. Coon didn't smile. Perhaps she was too worried for that.
-
-"It may not be the same monster," she said. "It may not be a monster at
-all."
-
-But by this time Fatty was sure he was right. He was sure he knew more
-than his mother.
-
-"Why can't we go right over to Farmer Green's and take some of his
-chickens?" he asked. "The monster has probably eaten him by this time,
-and all his family, too."
-
-But Mrs. Coon would do no such thing.
-
-"Show me the tracks," she said firmly. And so they went on into the
-woods.
-
-"There they are!" Fatty cried, a few minutes later. "See, Mother!
-They're even bigger than I said." He heard a funny noise behind him,
-then. And when Fatty Coon looked around he saw that his mother was
-actually holding her sides, she was laughing so hard.
-
-"Those are Farmer Green's tracks," she said, as soon as she could stop
-laughing long enough to speak.
-
-"What--as big as that?" Fatty pointed at the huge prints in the snow.
-
-"Snowshoes!" Mrs. Coon said. "He was wearing snowshoes--great frames
-made of thongs and sticks, to keep him from sinking into the snow."
-
-So that was all there was to Fatty's monster. Somehow, he was
-disappointed. But he was very glad he had said nothing to Jasper Jay
-about his strange animal. For if he had, he knew he would never have
-heard the last of it.
-
-And Fatty was glad about another thing, too. He felt very happy that his
-mother had not let him go after Farmer Green's chickens.
-
-THE END
-
-
-
-
-
-
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