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+Title: Eeldrop and Appleplex
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+Author: T.S. Eliot
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+EELDROP AND APPLEPLEX
+
+T.S. Eliot
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+
+I
+
+
+Eeldrop and Appleplex rented two small rooms in a disreputable part of
+town. Here they sometimes came at nightfall, here they sometimes slept,
+and after they had slept, they cooked oatmeal and departed in the
+morning for destinations unknown to each other. They sometimes slept,
+more often they talked, or looked out of the window.
+
+They had chosen the rooms and the neighborhood with great care. There
+are evil neighborhoods of noise and evil neighborhoods of silence, and
+Eeldrop and Appleplex preferred the latter, as being the more evil. It
+was a shady street, its windows were heavily curtained; and over it hung
+the cloud of a respectability which has something to conceal. Yet it
+had the advantage of more riotous neighborhoods near by, and Eeldrop and
+Appleplex commanded from their windows the entrance of a police station
+across the way. This alone possessed an irresistible appeal in their
+eyes. From time to time the silence of the street was broken; whenever a
+malefactor was apprehended, a wave of excitement curled into the street
+and broke upon the doors of the police station. Then the inhabitants of
+the street would linger in dressing-gowns, upon their doorsteps: then
+alien visitors would linger in the street, in caps; long after the
+centre of misery had been engulphed in his cell. Then Eeldrop and
+Appleplex would break off their discourse, and rush out to mingle with
+the mob. Each pursued his own line of enquiry. Appleplex, who had the
+gift of an extraordinary address with the lower classes of both sexes,
+questioned the onlookers, and usually extracted full and inconsistent
+histories: Eeldrop preserved a more passive demeanor, listened to the
+conversation of the people among themselves, registered in his mind
+their oaths, their redundance of phrase, their various manners of
+spitting, and the cries of the victim from the hall of justice within.
+When the crowd dispersed, Eeldrop and Appleplex returned to their rooms:
+Appleplex entered the results of his inquiries into large notebooks,
+filed according to the nature of the case, from A (adultery) to Y
+(yeggmen). Eeldrop smoked reflectively. It may be added that Eeldrop was
+a sceptic, with a taste for mysticism, and Appleplex a materialist with
+a leaning toward scepticism; that Eeldrop was learned in theology, and
+that Appleplex studied the physical and biological sciences.
+
+There was a common motive which led Eeldrop and Appleplex thus to
+separate themselves from time to time, from the fields of their
+daily employments and their ordinarily social activities. Both were
+endeavoring to escape not the commonplace, respectable or even the
+domestic, but the too well pigeonholed, too taken-for-granted, too
+highly systematized areas, and,--in the language of those whom they
+sought to avoid--they wished "to apprehend the human soul in its
+concrete individuality."
+
+"Why," said Eeldrop, "was that fat Spaniard, who sat at the table
+with us this evening, and listened to our conversation with occasional
+curiosity, why was he himself for a moment an object of interest to us?
+He wore his napkin tucked into his chin, he made unpleasant noises while
+eating, and while not eating, his way of crumbling bread between fat
+fingers made me extremely nervous: he wore a waistcoat cafe au lait, and
+black boots with brown tops. He was oppressively gross and vulgar;
+he belonged to a type, he could easily be classified in any town
+of provincial Spain. Yet under the circumstances--when we had been
+discussing marriage, and he suddenly leaned forward and exclaimed:
+'I was married once myself'--we were able to detach him from his
+classification and regard him for a moment as an unique being, a soul,
+however insignificant, with a history of its own, once for all. It is
+these moments which we prize, and which alone are revealing. For any
+vital truth is incapable of being applied to another case: the essential
+is unique. Perhaps that is why it is so neglected: because it is
+useless. What we learned about that Spaniard is incapable of being
+applied to any other Spaniard, or even recalled in words. With the
+decline of orthodox theology and its admirable theory of the soul, the
+unique importance of events has vanished. A man is only important as he
+is classed. Hence there is no tragedy, or no appreciation of tragedy,
+which is the same thing. We had been talking of young Bistwick, who
+three months ago married his mother's housemaid and now is aware of the
+fact. Who appreciates the truth of the matter? Not the relatives, for
+they are only moved by affection, by regard for Bistwick's interests,
+and chiefly by their collective feeling of family disgrace. Not the
+generous minded and thoughtful outsider, who regards it merely as
+evidence for the necessity of divorce law reform. Bistwick is classed
+among the unhappily married. But what Bistwick feels when he wakes up
+in the morning, which is the great important fact, no detached outsider
+conceives. The awful importance of the ruin of a life is overlooked. Men
+are only allowed to be happy or miserable in classes. In Gopsum Street a
+man murders his mistress. The important fact is that for the man the act
+is eternal, and that for the brief space he has to live, he is already
+dead. He is already in a different world from ours. He has crossed the
+frontier. The important fact is that something is done which can not
+be undone--a possibility which none of us realize until we face it
+ourselves. For the man's neighbors the important fact is what the man
+killed her with? And at precisely what time? And who found the body?
+For the 'enlightened public' the case is merely evidence for the Drink
+question, or Unemployment, or some other category of things to be
+reformed. But the mediaeval world, insisting on the eternity of
+punishment, expressed something nearer the truth."
+
+"What you say," replied Appleplex, "commands my measured adherence.
+I should think, in the case of the Spaniard, and in the many other
+interesting cases which have come under our attention at the door of
+the police station, what we grasp in that moment of pure observation
+on which we pride ourselves, is not alien to the principle of
+classification, but deeper. We could, if we liked, make excellent
+comment upon the nature of provincial Spaniards, or of destitution (as
+misery is called by the philanthropists), or on homes for working girls.
+But such is not our intention. We aim at experience in the particular
+centres in which alone it is evil. We avoid classification. We do not
+deny it. But when a man is classified something is lost. The majority of
+mankind live on paper currency: they use terms which are merely good for
+so much reality, they never see actual coinage."
+
+"I should go even further than that," said Eeldrop. "The majority not
+only have no language to express anything save generalized man; they are
+for the most part unaware of themselves as anything but generalized men.
+They are first of all government officials, or pillars of the church, or
+trade unionists, or poets, or unemployed; this cataloguing is not only
+satisfactory to other people for practical purposes, it is sufficient
+to themselves for their 'life of the spirit.' Many are not quite real at
+any moment. When Wolstrip married, I am sure he said to himself: 'Now I
+am consummating the union of two of the best families in Philadelphia.'"
+
+"The question is," said Appleplex, "what is to be our philosophy. This
+must be settled at once. Mrs. Howexden recommends me to read Bergson. He
+writes very entertainingly on the structure of the eye of the frog."
+
+"Not at all," interrupted his friend. "Our philosophy is quite
+irrelevant. The essential is, that our philosophy should spring from our
+point of view and not return upon itself to explain our point of view. A
+philosophy about intuition is somewhat less likely to be intuitive than
+any other. We must avoid having a platform."
+
+"But at least," said Appleplex, "we are..."
+
+"Individualists. No!! nor anti-intellectualists. These also are labels.
+The 'individualist' is a member of a mob as fully as any other man: and
+the mob of individualists is the most unpleasing, because it has
+the least character. Nietzsche was a mob-man, just as Bergson is an
+intellectualist. We cannot escape the label, but let it be one which
+carries no distinction, and arouses no self-consciousness. Sufficient
+that we should find simple labels, and not further exploit them. I am, I
+confess to you, in private life, a bank-clerk...."
+
+"And should, according to your own view, have a wife, three children,
+and a vegetable garden in a suburb," said Appleplex.
+
+"Such is precisely the case," returned Eeldrop, "but I had not thought
+it necessary to mention this biographical detail. As it is Saturday
+night, I shall return to my suburb. Tomorrow will be spent in that
+garden...."
+
+"I shall pay my call on Mrs. Howexden," murmured Appleplex.
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+The suburban evening was grey and yellow on Sunday; the gardens of the
+small houses to left and right were rank with ivy and tall grass and
+lilac bushes; the tropical South London verdure was dusty above and
+mouldy below; the tepid air swarmed with flies. Eeldrop, at the window,
+welcomed the smoky smell of lilac, the gramaphones, the choir of the
+Baptist chapel, and the sight of three small girls playing cards on the
+steps of the police station.
+
+"On such a night as this," said Eeldrop, "I often think of Scheherazade,
+and wonder what has become of her."
+
+Appleplex rose without speaking and turned to the files which contained
+the documents for his "Survey of Contemporary Society." He removed the
+file marked London from between the files Barcelona and Boston where it
+had been misplaced, and turned over the papers rapidly. "The lady you
+mention," he rejoined at last, "whom I have listed not under S. but as
+Edith, alias Scheherazade, has left but few evidences in my possession.
+Here is an old laundry account which she left for you to pay, a cheque
+drawn by her and marked 'R/D,' a letter from her mother in Honolulu (on
+ruled paper), a poem written on a restaurant bill--'To Atthis'--and a
+letter by herself, on Lady Equistep's best notepaper, containing some
+damaging but entertaining information about Lady Equistep. Then there
+are my own few observations on two sheets of foolscap."
+
+"Edith," murmured Eeldrop, who had not been attending to this catalogue,
+"I wonder what has become of her. 'Not pleasure, but fulness of life...
+to burn ever with a hard gem-like flame,' those were her words. What
+curiosity and passion for experience! Perhaps that flame has burnt
+itself out by now."
+
+"You ought to inform yourself better," said Appleplex severely, "Edith
+dines sometimes with Mrs. Howexden, who tells me that her passion for
+experience has taken her to a Russian pianist in Bayswater. She is also
+said to be present often at the Anarchist Tea Rooms, and can usually be
+found in the evening at the Cafe de l'Orangerie."
+
+"Well," replied Eeldrop, "I confess that I prefer to wonder what has
+become of her. I do not like to think of her future. Scheherazade grown
+old! I see her grown very plump, full-bosomed, with blond hair, living
+in a small flat with a maid, walking in the Park with a Pekinese,
+motoring with a Jewish stock-broker. With a fierce appetite for food and
+drink, when all other appetite is gone, all other appetite gone except
+the insatiable increasing appetite of vanity; rolling on two wide
+legs, rolling in motorcars, rolling toward a diabetic end in a seaside
+watering place."
+
+"Just now you saw that bright flame burning itself out," said Appleplex,
+"now you see it guttering thickly, which proves that your vision
+was founded on imagination, not on feeling. And the passion for
+experience--have you remained so impregnably Pre-Raphaelite as to
+believe in that? What real person, with the genuine resources of
+instinct, has ever believed in the passion for experience? The passion
+for experience is a criticism of the sincere, a creed only of the
+histrionic. The passionate person is passionate about this or that,
+perhaps about the least significant things, but not about experience.
+But Marius, des Esseintes, Edith..."
+
+"But consider," said Eeldrop, attentive only to the facts of Edith's
+history, and perhaps missing the point of Appleplex's remarks, "her
+unusual career. The daughter of a piano tuner in Honolulu, she secured
+a scholarship at the University of California, where she graduated
+with Honors in Social Ethics. She then married a celebrated billiard
+professional in San Francisco, after an acquaintance of twelve hours,
+lived with him for two days, joined a musical comedy chorus, and was
+divorced in Nevada. She turned up several years later in Paris and
+was known to all the Americans and English at the Cafe du Dome as Mrs.
+Short. She reappeared in London as Mrs. Griffiths, published a small
+volume of verse, and was accepted in several circles known to us. And
+now, as I still insist, she has disappeared from society altogether."
+
+"The memory of Scheherazade," said Appleplex, "is to me that of
+Bird's custard and prunes in a Bloomsbury boarding house. It is not my
+intention to represent Edith as merely disreputable. Neither is she
+a tragic figure. I want to know why she misses. I cannot altogether
+analyse her 'into a combination of known elements' but I fail to touch
+anything definitely unanalysable.
+
+"Is Edith, in spite of her romantic past, pursuing steadily some hidden
+purpose of her own? Are her migrations and eccentricities the sign
+of some unguessed consistency? I find in her a quantity of shrewd
+observation, an excellent fund of criticism, but I cannot connect them
+into any peculiar vision. Her sarcasm at the expense of her friends
+is delightful, but I doubt whether it is more than an attempt to mould
+herself from outside, by the impact of hostilities, to emphasise her
+isolation. Everyone says of her, 'How perfectly impenetrable!' I suspect
+that within there is only the confusion of a dusty garret."
+
+"I test people," said Eeldrop, "by the way in which I imagine them as
+waking up in the morning. I am not drawing upon memory when I imagine
+Edith waking to a room strewn with clothes, papers, cosmetics, letters
+and a few books, the smell of Violettes de Parme and stale tobacco. The
+sunlight beating in through broken blinds, and broken blinds keeping out
+the sun until Edith can compel herself to attend to another day. Yet the
+vision does not give me much pain. I think of her as an artist without
+the slightest artistic power."
+
+"The artistic temperament--" began Appleplex.
+
+"No, not that." Eeldrop snatched away the opportunity. "I mean that what
+holds the artist together is the work which he does; separate him from
+his work and he either disintegrates or solidifies. There is no interest
+in the artist apart from his work. And there are, as you said, those
+people who provide material for the artist. Now Edith's poem 'To Atthis'
+proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that she is not an artist. On the
+other hand I have often thought of her, as I thought this evening, as
+presenting possibilities for poetic purposes. But the people who can
+be material for art must have in them something unconscious, something
+which they do not fully realise or understand. Edith, in spite of what
+is called her impenetrable mask, presents herself too well. I cannot use
+her; she uses herself too fully. Partly for the same reason I think,
+she fails to be an artist: she does not live at all upon instinct.
+The artist is part of him a drifter, at the mercy of impressions, and
+another part of him allows this to happen for the sake of making use of
+the unhappy creature. But in Edith the division is merely the rational,
+the cold and detached part of the artist, itself divided. Her material,
+her experience that is, is already a mental product, already digested by
+reason. Hence Edith (I only at this moment arrive at understanding)
+is really the most orderly person in existence, and the most rational.
+Nothing ever happens to her; everything that happens is her own doing."
+
+"And hence also," continued Appleplex, catching up the thread, "Edith
+is the least detached of all persons, since to be detached is to be
+detached from one's self, to stand by and criticise coldly one's own
+passions and vicissitudes. But in Edith the critic is coaching the
+combatant."
+
+"Edith is not unhappy."
+
+"She is dissatisfied, perhaps."
+
+"But again I say, she is not tragic: she is too rational. And in
+her career there is no progression, no decline or degeneration. Her
+condition is once and for always. There is and will be no catastrophe.
+
+"But I am tired. I still wonder what Edith and Mrs. Howexden have
+in common. This invites the consideration (you may not perceive the
+connection) of Sets and Society, a subject which we can pursue tomorrow
+night."
+
+Appleplex looked a little embarrassed. "I am dining with Mrs. Howexden,"
+he said. "But I will reflect upon the topic before I see you again."
+
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