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-Title: Neddie and Beckie Stubtail (Two Nice Bears)
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-[Illustration]
-
-
- _BEDTIME STORIES_
-
-
-
-
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE STUBTAIL
- (TWO NICE BEARS)
-
-
- BY
- HOWARD R. GARIS
-
- AUTHOR OF “SAMMIE AND SUSIE LITTLETAIL,” “JOHNNIE AND BILLIE BUSHYTAIL,”
- “CHARLIE AND ARABELLA CHICK,” “THE SMITH BOYS,” “THE ISLAND BOYS,” ETC.
-
-
- Illustrated by LOUIS WISA
-
-
- A. L. BURT COMPANY
- PUBLISHERS · · NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
- PUBLISHER’S NOTE
-
-
- These stories appeared originally in the Evening News, of Newark, N.
- J., and are reproduced in book form by the kind permission of the
- publishers of that paper, to whom the author extends his thanks.
-
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-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
- STORY PAGE
- I. NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN TROUBLE 9
-
- II. BECKIE AND THE BUNS 17
-
- III. NEDDIE AND THE BEES’ NEST 25
-
- IV. BECKIE AND THE GRAPES 33
-
- V. NEDDIE AND THE TRAINED BEAR 41
-
- VI. THE STUBTAILS RUN AWAY 49
-
- VII. NEDDIE AND BECKIE CLIMB A POLE 57
-
- VIII. NEDDIE DOES A TRICK 65
-
- IX. THE STUBTAILS’ THANKSGIVING 73
-
- X. NEDDIE AND THE ELEPHANT 81
-
- XI. BECKIE AND THE MONKEY 89
-
- XII. NEDDIE AND BECKIE GO HOME 97
-
- XIII. NEDDIE AND FUZZY WUZZYTAIL 104
-
- XIV. BECKIE MAKES A DOLL’S DRESS 111
-
- XV. NEDDIE’S JOKE ON UNCLE WIGWAG 119
-
- XVI. MR. WHITEWASH AND THE STOVEPIPE 127
-
- XVII. PAPA STUBTAIL IN A TRAP 135
-
- XVIII. MAMMA STUBTAIL’S HONEY CAKES 143
-
- XIX. NEDDIE AND THE KINDLING WOOD 151
-
- XX. BECKIE’S COUGH MEDICINE 159
-
- XXI. NEDDIE AND THE TOOTING HORN 167
-
- XXII. BECKIE AND THE ORGAN MAN 175
-
- XXIII. NEDDIE PLAYS THE PIANO 183
-
- XXIV. NEDDIE AND BECKIE AT A PARTY 191
-
- XXV. NEDDIE IN A SNOWBANK 199
-
- XXVI. HELPING UNCLE WIGWAG 207
-
- XXVII. BECKIE AND HER WAX DOLL 215
-
- XXVIII. NEDDIE AND THE LEMON PIE 223
-
- XXIX. BECKIE AND THE COLD BIRDIE 231
-
- XXX. NEDDIE HELPS SANTA CLAUS 239
-
- XXXI. NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN THE CHIMNEY 246
-
-
-
-
- Neddie and Beckie Stubtail
-
-
-
-
- STORY I
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN TROUBLE
-
-
-So many different kinds of stories as I have told you! My goodness me,
-sakes alive, and some molasses popcorn! I should think you would get
-tired of them.
-
-But I hope you do not, and, as everyone likes something new once in a
-while, I thought I would make up some new stories for you. I have been
-telling you about rabbits and squirrels and ducks and chickens. How
-would you like to hear now about some little bear children? Not bad,
-savage bears, you know, but nice, kind, gentle, tame ones who always
-minded the papa and mamma bears, went to bed when they were told, and
-all that.
-
-Of course, I could tell you some stories about bad, growly and scratchy
-bears if I wanted to, but I’d rather not, if it’s all the same to you.
-
-Now, then, for some bear stories.
-
-Once upon a time, not so very many years ago, there lived in a house,
-called a cave, in the side of a hill, a family of bears. Their
-cave-house was not far from where Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy
-dogs, had their kennel, and the bear cave was only a short distance away
-from where Joie and Tommie and Kittie Kat lived.
-
-There were seven bears in the family, five grown-up ones and two
-children. There was a chap named Neddie, who was as nice a boy bear as
-you would want to meet. And there was a little girl bear named Beckie,
-and she was as cute as a soap bubble, if not cuter.
-
-Then there were the papa and mamma bears. And their last name was
-Stubtail, for bears, you know, have only a little, short stubby
-tail—hardly a tail at all, to tell the truth. But still it is more of a
-tail than Buddy and Brighteyes, the guinea pig children, have.
-
-Also living with this same Stubtail family of bears was an old gentleman
-bear named Uncle Wigwag, and the reason he was called that was because
-he was always playing tricks, or telling jokes, and when he laughed,
-after he had fooled anybody, he would wig and wag his head from side to
-side.
-
-Also there was Aunt Piffy, who was so fat that she used to puff and pant
-as she came upstairs, and lastly there was a real old bear gentleman
-named Mr. Whitewash. He was called that because he was all white—he was
-a polar bear from the North Pole, and he always wanted to sit on a cake
-of ice.
-
-So these bears lived together in the cave in the side of the hill, and
-they did many things, about which I shall have the pleasure of telling
-you. Neddie and Beckie did the most things to tell about, but, of
-course, sometimes the other bear folks did things also.
-
-One day when Neddie and Beckie had come home from their school, Mrs.
-Stubtail, the bear lady, said to her children:
-
-“Neddie—Beckie, I wish you would walk a little way through the woods,
-and meet your papa when he comes home from his work in the bed factory.”
-You see Mr. Stubtail worked at making mattresses for beds. With his long
-sharp claws he would make the inside of the mattresses all fluffy and
-soft so, no matter how wide awake you were, you always fell asleep when
-you stretched out on one of the beds the bear gentleman made.
-
-“Why do you want us to meet papa?” asked Neddie.
-
-“I want you to tell him to stop at the store on his way home and bring
-some honey,” said Mrs. Stubtail. “We are going to have hot cornmeal
-biscuits and honey for supper.”
-
-“Oh, joy!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws together. Then she waltzed
-around on her hind paws and she and Neddie hurried off down the road to
-meet their papa.
-
-As they were going along they heard a voice calling to them:
-
-“Oh, ho! Children, wait a minute! Here comes your Uncle Wiggily with
-some ice cream cones for you!”
-
-“Oh, let’s wait for our uncle, the rabbit gentleman,” said Neddie.
-
-So he and Beckie waited, and they heard a rustling in the bushes and
-their mouths were just getting ready for the ice cream cones when out
-popped Uncle Wigwag, the joking old bear.
-
-“Ha! Ha!” he cried, laughing and wigging and wagging his head. “That’s
-the time I fooled you!”
-
-Neddie and Beckie were so disappointed that they did not know what to
-say. Uncle Wigwag was laughing at his joke, but when he saw how badly
-the bear children felt he said:
-
-“Never mind. I’ll give you each a penny and you can buy yourself some
-ice cream cones.”
-
-So he did, and then Beckie and Neddie were happy, and they went on to
-meet their papa, while Uncle Wigwag looked around for some one else on
-whom he could play a joke.
-
-“We ought to meet papa soon now,” said Neddie, as he looked under an old
-stump to see if he could find any crabapples growing there.
-
-“A little farther on and we’ll see him,” spoke Beckie.
-
-They went on a little more, and all of a sudden Neddie saw a large
-hollow log lying on the ground. It was just like a stovepipe, only
-bigger and it had a hole all the way through it.
-
-“Ha! I’m going to crawl through that hollow log!” cried Neddie.
-
-“Better not,” warned Beckie. “Maybe something in it might catch you.”
-
-“Pooh! I’m not afraid!” cried Neddie. “Anyhow, I can look all the way
-through. There’s not a thing in it.”
-
-So he started to crawl through the hollow log, but my goodness me, sakes
-alive and some onion pancakes! Neddie had not gone very far before he
-found the hole in the log getting smaller.
-
-“I don’t believe I’ll be able to crawl through to the other end,”
-thought the little boy bear. Then he tried to back out, but he could
-not—he was stuck fast inside the hollow log.
-
-“Oh, help! Help!” cried Neddie, wiggling and trying to get out. But he
-was tightly held. He could hardly move.
-
-“What’s the matter?” asked Beckie from where she stood outside the
-hollow log.
-
-“I’m stuck! I can’t get out!” cried Neddie, and his voice sounded as if
-it were down cellar.
-
-“Wait! I’ll get a long stick and poke you out, just like you poke out a
-bean that gets stuck in your putty-blower,” said Beckie. So she got a
-long stick, and poked it in through the hollow log. All at once the
-stick came up against something soft.
-
-“What’s that?” asked Beckie, surprised like.
-
-“Stop! Ouch! It’s me!” yelled Neddie. “Stop it! You’re tickling my
-back.”
-
-“But I want to get you out,” said Beckie, poking in the stick again.
-
-“You can’t do it that way,” said her brother. “I guess you’ll have to
-crawl in after me and pull me out.”
-
-“All right,” said Beckie kindly, “I will.” So she climbed through the
-log from the same end where her brother had gone in. “I’m coming,”
-called Beckie. Then she grunted, all of a sudden.
-
-“What’s the matter?” asked Neddie, anxious-like.
-
-“I’m stuck, too,” answered Beckie. “Either I am too fat, or this log is
-too small. I can’t move either way, and I can’t help you.”
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Neddie. So there the two little bear children were in
-trouble inside the hollow log. They wiggled and squirmed and did
-everything they could think of to get out, but it was of no use. They
-were stuck fast.
-
-I don’t know how long they might have had to stay, nor what might have
-happened to them, had not their papa come along just then from the bed
-factory. The bear gentleman heard cries coming from the hollow log, and,
-listening a moment, he knew they were made by his children, Beckie and
-Neddie.
-
-“Ah ha!” cried Mr. Stubtail. “They are in the hollow log! I’ll soon get
-them out.”
-
-Then, with his strong claws, Mr. Stubtail made a big hole in the side of
-the log, taking care not to scratch Beckie or Neddie. Soon the hole was
-large enough for the two bear children to come out about the middle of
-the side of the log. And, oh! how glad they were.
-
-“I’ll never go in a hollow log again!” cried Beckie.
-
-“Nor I,” added Neddie. Then they told their papa about their mamma
-wanting honey, and he took them by the paws and led them to the store
-where honey was sold and bought some. Next they all went home to supper,
-and Uncle Wigwag said it was a good joke on Beckie and Neddie to get
-stuck in the hollow log. Perhaps it was, but the bear children did not
-think so. But they liked the honey, anyhow.
-
-So in the next story, if the jumping-jack doesn’t fall off his stick
-down into the cake dish, and get all covered with frosting so he looks
-like a candy doll, I’ll tell you about Beckie and the buns.
-
-
-
-
- STORY II
- BECKIE AND THE BUNS
-
-
-The next day, after Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little bear
-children, had been caught in the hollow log, and their papa had to claw
-them out, they didn’t go to school. It was not because they were not
-well enough, for, after all, being stuck inside a hollow log doesn’t
-hurt a bear child very much. You see they have a lot of soft, fluffy fur
-on them.
-
-No, that wasn’t the reason Beckie and Neddie didn’t go to school. And it
-wasn’t because it was Saturday, either. No, it was because there was no
-school on account of the teacher bear having a toothache. And when a
-bear has the toothache he really can’t do anything. He has to go to the
-dentist right away.
-
-It was so with the teacher bear.
-
-On the outside of the school house door the bear teacher hung a white
-piece of birch bark, on which was printed:
-
- NO SCHOOL TO-DAY.
- I’VE GOT THE TOOTHACHE.
-
-“Oh, goodie!” cried Neddie when he read it, and he felt so happy that he
-tried to wag his little short tail, only he couldn’t.
-
-“Why, Neddie, I’m s’prised at you!” exclaimed Tommie Kat, who, with his
-brother and sister, Joie and Kittie, had also come to school.
-
-“Oh, I’m not glad ’cause teacher’s got the toothache,” said Neddie
-Stubtail quickly, “it’s just because there’s no school.”
-
-“Oh, then so’m I glad,” said Kittie Kat, purring softly.
-
-So all the animal children went home on account of the school being
-closed, and when Mrs. Stubtail saw Beckie and Neddie coming up to the
-cave-house, she exclaimed:
-
-“Why, what does this mean?” The little bears told their mamma, and Aunt
-Piffy, who had just come up from down cellar, said:
-
-“Well, if there is no (puff) school, I can (puff) hear your (puff)
-lessons!” You see she puffed because she was all out of breath.
-
-“Oh, no, thank you,” said Neddie quickly, “we’ll have to-day’s lessons
-to-morrow, so we don’t have to study any now.”
-
-Then he went out to have some fun: and one of the things he did was to
-watch his uncle Wigwag and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman,
-building a new room onto the cave-house. It was a room made from a big
-hollow log—not the same one that Neddie and Beckie had been caught in,
-however, but another one. Mrs. Stubtail wanted her cave-house made
-larger so Uncle Wigwag suggested adding on a hollow log for a
-sitting-room.
-
-So that’s what he and Mr. Whitewash were doing, and Neddie helped them
-by getting in their way every now and then, so they wouldn’t work too
-fast and get all tired out. Finally Uncle Wigwag said:
-
-“Neddie, I wish you’d go to the store and get me some red paint to color
-this log green.” And, never thinking it was a joke, off Neddie ran.
-
-Pretty soon after that his mamma wanted him to go to the store to get
-her a yeast cake, so she could make bread. But, as Neddie was not in
-sight, Beckie went.
-
-On her way home with the yeast cake in her paws Beckie had to go past a
-house where some other bears lived. Now these bears were not nice and
-good. In fact they were bad, and because they were bad, and because the
-Stubtail family was a family of good bears the bad bears did not like
-them.
-
-Why, would you believe it? Often those bad bears would take rabbit and
-squirrel and guinea pig children off to their dens and keep them there
-for ever and ever so long, just to be mean, you know. But none of the
-Stubtails, or Mr. Whitewash, or Uncle Wigwag, or Aunt Piffy would do
-anything like that. Maybe Uncle Wigwag would play a joke, or do
-something funny, but nothing that was real mean.
-
-And once Mr. Whitewash met a little boy kitten in the woods—Joie Kat I
-think it was. And Joie was wiggling and squirming and twisting this way
-and that.
-
-“What’s the matter, Joie?” asked Mr. Whitewash. “Have you the measles?”
-
-“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Joie, “my back itches me terribly, and I can’t
-reach the place to scratch it. Oh, dear!”
-
-Now, there’s nothing worse than to have an itchy place in your back and
-not be able to scratch it. Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, knew that, so
-with his claws he gently scratched Joie’s back for him and tickled the
-little kitten boy very much.
-
-But if Joie had met one of the bad bears, why, my goodness me, and some
-peanut butter on your cracker! The bad bear would, just as soon as not,
-have taken Joie off to his den and made him pull chestnuts out of the
-fire for the other bears to eat. That’s what it is to be a bad bear!
-
-And that was the cave-house in the woods which Beckie had to go past on
-her way home from the store with the yeast cake. But she was not afraid,
-even of the bad bears.
-
-However, one of the bad bears, looking out of a window in his
-cave-house, saw her coming and he said to his brothers:
-
-“Ha! There’s that goody-goody little Stubtail girl! I’m going to get her
-in here and pull her hair!”
-
-“How are you going to do it?” asked another bear.
-
-“I’ll show you!” spoke the first one.
-
-So he went to the cupboard and got a lot of sweet buns. Bears, you know,
-love buns almost more than anything else. If ever you see some tame
-bears in a cage or in a park give them a few buns, and see how they
-enjoy them. That is, if the keeper lets you, not otherwise.
-
-So this bad bear, who wanted to pull Beckie’s hair, just because she was
-good, threw a bun out of his window. It fell close to the little bear
-girl, who looked at it in surprise.
-
-“Ha!” she exclaimed, “that is strange! I wonder if it is raining buns
-from the sky?” She looked up, but she could see none falling from the
-clouds, and because the bad bear who had thrown the bun was hiding
-behind the window curtains Beckie could not see him, either.
-
-“Well, I’ll eat it,” the little animal said, and she did, for it was a
-good bun, even if a bad bear did throw it.
-
-“Ha!” said one of the bad bears to his brother, “I don’t see how you’re
-going to get her in here to pull her hair just by tossing buns at her.”
-
-“You just watch,” said the first bad bear.
-
-Then he threw another bun, when Beckie wasn’t looking, and this one he
-did not toss quite so far. It fell nearer to the cave-house of the bad
-bears.
-
-“Oh joy!” cried Beckie, seeing the second bun, “someone is very good to
-me to-day!”
-
-Ah! If she had only known.
-
-“See!” exclaimed one bad bear to the other, “that’s how I’m going to get
-Beckie in here! Every bun she picks up will bring her closer and closer
-to us, and soon I can jump out and grab her!”
-
-Oh, wasn’t he the bad old bear!
-
-Well, Beckie ate the second bun, and then came a third one, sailing
-through the air.
-
-“Why, it surely is raining buns!” cried Beckie in delight. “I mustn’t
-eat them all. I’ll save some to take home to Neddie.”
-
-So she began to put the buns in her pocket, and she never noticed that
-each one she picked up brought her nearer and nearer and nearer to the
-cave of the bad bears.
-
-The last bun was almost on their doorstep, and, just as Beckie reached
-over for it, the bad bear jumped out and grabbed her.
-
-“Oh dear!” cried poor Beckie Stubtail.
-
-But the bad bears did not get a chance to take her into their house.
-Just as they were going to do it along came Mr. Whitewash, the kind
-polar bear. He was looking for Neddie to tell him Uncle Wigwag was only
-joking about the red paint to make a log green. And then Mr. Whitewash
-saw the bad bear grab Beckie who had picked up the buns.
-
-And what do you think Mr. Whitewash did?
-
-Why, the big, brave white polar bear went right up to the bad black bear
-and he cuffed him on the ears with his broad paws, and pushed him back
-inside his own house, and then he tickled that furry creature in the
-ribs until the bad bear had to laugh whether he wanted to or not, and
-then Mr. Whitewash just grabbed Beckie up under his paw and hurried away
-home with her. And, oh, how angry the bad bears were, because they could
-pull no one’s hair.
-
-“Beckie, you must be very careful about going near that bear house
-again,” said her mamma when she heard the story.
-
-“I will, but, anyhow, I got the buns,” said Beckie, as she gave Neddie
-some.
-
-So that’s all now, if you please, but the next story will be about
-Neddie and the bees’ nest—that is, if the nutmeg grater doesn’t scratch
-the piano and make it cry when the rubber doll tries to play a song on
-it.
-
-
-
-
- STORY III
- NEDDIE AND THE BEES’ NEST
-
-
-One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little boy and girl bears,
-started for school, Uncle Wigwag, the funny old bear gentleman who, with
-Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, was building a sitting-room on to the
-cave-house out of a hollow tree log, said:
-
-“Neddie, when you come back from your lessons this afternoon I shall
-have something for you to do.”
-
-“All right,” answered Neddie politely, as he stood up on his hind legs
-and reached for a bunch of grapes growing on a vine in the woods. “All
-right, Uncle Wigwag. Do you want me to go after some blue paint to color
-a board pink?” and Neddie laughed.
-
-Uncle Wigwag laughed too, for you see he was always playing jokes on
-Neddie and Beckie, and he remembered when he had once sent the little
-bear boy for the wrong kind of paint.
-
-“No,” answered the old gentleman bear, “nothing like that, Neddie; I
-just want to take you for a walk in the woods, and have you go see Uncle
-Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, with me. Uncle Wiggily is going
-to sell his automobile and buy a new car, so maybe he’ll give us his old
-one.”
-
-“Oh, joy! I hope he does!” cried Neddie.
-
-“So do I!” exclaimed Beckie.
-
-Then she and her brother went to school and learned their lessons, such
-as how to make beds in hollow stumps, and how to scratch their letters
-on the white bark of a birch tree and how to keep out of dangerous
-traps, and all things like that.
-
-And all the while Neddie was wondering whether or not Uncle Wiggily
-would give them his old automobile.
-
-“If he does,” thought the little bear boy, “we can have lots of fun. It
-will be better than sliding down hill or eating ice cream cones.”
-
-Well, after a while, school was out, and the blackboards could take a
-rest and the pieces of chalk could lie down on the back of the erasers
-and go to sleep. Out trooped the animal children.
-
-“Come on, Neddie!” cried Joie Kat, the kitten boy. “Let’s have a game of
-tag!”
-
-“Or run a race!” added Tommie Kat.
-
-“No, I’ve got to go home,” said Neddie. “My uncle is going to take me
-with him.”
-
-So he did not stop to play, but hurried on. Beckie, however, played with
-Kittie Kat and with Susie Littletail, the rabbit girl, and Alice and
-Lulu Wibblewobble, the duck girls.
-
-“Well, here I am, Uncle Wigwag!” at last called Neddie, as he ran up to
-the old bear gentleman. “Come on!”
-
-“Just a minute, Neddie. Sit down on this board while I saw it in two,
-will you? I want it for the front steps,” said Uncle Wigwag.
-
-So Neddie, thinking nothing wrong, sat down on the board, which was
-placed between two stumps, resting on them. And no sooner had Neddie
-seated himself, than “Crack!” went the board, breaking right in the
-middle, and down Neddie went. But he wasn’t hurt, for Uncle Wigwag, when
-he played this trick, had placed a pile of soft leaves for Neddie to
-fall on. They were just like a cushion.
-
-“Excuse my joke!” laughed Uncle Wigwag. You see he had nearly sawed the
-board in two before Neddie arrived, and when the little bear boy sat on
-it the pieces were just held together by a few shreds of wood. Of
-course, they easily broke with Neddie’s weight.
-
-“Oh, that’s all right! I don’t mind!” laughed Neddie, brushing the dried
-leaves off his fur. “You must have your joke, I suppose, Uncle Wigwag.”
-
-“Indeed I must,” answered the old gentleman bear. “But here is a penny
-for you to buy a lollypop, because you took my trick so good-naturedly.”
-
-Then Uncle Wigwag, shaking his head, set off through the woods with
-Neddie to the house of Uncle Wiggily, the rabbit gentleman, to ask for
-the old auto.
-
-“Hum! Let me see!” exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, when Uncle Wigwag had asked
-him. “My old auto, eh? Well, I will think about it. Sit down, Mr.
-Wigwag, and I’ll consider it.”
-
-“And may I go off and buy a lollypop?” asked Neddie, hoping that, by the
-time he came back, Uncle Wiggily would have given Uncle Wigwag the old
-auto.
-
-“Yes, toddle off!” exclaimed Uncle Wigwag, so Neddie toddled off.
-
-On and on he went through the woods, and pretty soon he came to a tree
-on the side of which he saw something sticky. A number of flies were
-buzzing around it, and at first Neddie thought it was flypaper. But when
-he went closer he smelled something sweet, and putting the tip of his
-paw on it, and then putting his paw to his mouth, Neddie found the
-sticky stuff on the tree was honey; just as you wet the tip of your
-finger when you want to see whether there is sugar or salt in the pepper
-dish.
-
-“Ah, ha! Honey!” cried Neddie. “I just love honey! It is better than
-lollypops!”
-
-He put his red tongue on the sticky stuff, and licked off all he could
-reach. Then he stretched up with his paws and got more. Finally he could
-reach up no farther.
-
-But he looked up, and he saw a big black lump high in the tree, and
-Neddie said to himself:
-
-“That must be where the most honey is. I’ll climb up and get some, and
-take some home to mamma and Beckie.”
-
-Now, Neddie could climb a tree very well. All bears can, even little
-baby ones, for they have sharp claws for that very thing. So Neddie got
-ready to climb, and before doing so he sang this little song:
-
- “Honey, honey in a tree,
- Some for you and some for me.
- Oh! how I do love sweet honey,
- I can get this without money!”
-
-Then Neddie began to climb. Higher and higher he went in the tree, and
-as he went up he could smell the sweet honey more and more, and his
-mouth fairly watered for it.
-
-Neddie did not stop to think that the honey was not his. All he thought
-of was how good it would taste, and how much he wanted it. Nor did he
-stop to ask himself what that funny buzzing sound was, that seemed to
-come from inside the tree.
-
-“Oh, you honey!” gaily cried Neddie, as he climbed higher.
-
-Finally he got to the big black lump, and, surely enough, it was a pile
-of honeycomb, the little holes being all filled with the sweet, sticky
-stuff.
-
-“Oh, this beats lollypops!” cried Neddie. “It is better even than
-automobiles.”
-
-Neddie reached his paw into the middle of the black mass and scooped out
-a lot of honey. He put it in his mouth and began to chew on it. It was
-so good that he just had to shut his eyes.
-
-“Oh, yum! yum!” cried Neddie.
-
-Now, if he had had his eyes open Neddie might have seen a lot of bees
-flying out of the hollow honey tree. But he did not look. He was
-thinking too much of the sweet stuff. Out buzzed the bees, and they were
-very angry that some one had come to take their sweet stuff. And, small
-as they were, the bees were not afraid of Neddie, who was quite a large
-bear boy.
-
-“Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!” went the bees. “Get away from our honey!” Then they
-flew at Neddie, and with their sharp stings they stung him on the end of
-his soft and tender nose, and on the bottom parts of his paws, where
-they had no fur, and on his ears; and some of the bees even snuggled
-down in his fur and stung him through that.
-
-“Oh, wow!” cried Neddie, as he felt the needle-like stings. Then he
-opened his eyes quickly enough.
-
-“Get away from our honey!” buzzed the bees, and Neddie was glad to slide
-down that tree more quickly than he had climbed up it. Oh! how his nose
-smarted, and his paws! He seemed on fire all over. He licked the honey
-off his paws, but it did not taste good any more.
-
-“Oh, wow! Double wow!” howled poor Neddie, and then he started to run
-home as fast as he could. And on the way he met Uncle Wigwag, who soon
-knew what the matter was.
-
-“Some cool, wet mud on your nose will stop the pain,” said the bear
-gentleman, and he took Neddie to a brook and made him a nice
-mud-plaster. Then Neddie felt better, but he said he would never go near
-a bees’ honey nest again.
-
-“And did Uncle Wiggily give you the auto?” asked Neddie of Uncle Wigwag
-on their way home.
-
-“He is still thinking about it,” said Uncle Wigwag. “Oh, but your nose
-is all swelled up like a football, Neddie.” And so it was. But in a few
-days it was all better.
-
-And in the story after this, if the horse radish doesn’t run away with
-the spoon-holder and scare the knives and forks off the sideboard, I’ll
-tell you about Beckie and the grapes.
-
-
-
-
- STORY IV
- BECKIE AND THE GRAPES
-
-
-The nose of Neddie Stubtail, the little bear boy, was so badly swelled
-from the bee stings, after he took some of their honey, that he could
-not go to school next day, nor for some days after that. I told you in
-the story before this how Neddie got stung.
-
-So Neddie’s mamma let him stay home from school, but even at that he
-could not have much fun, for he could not go out and play, and what is
-the good of staying home from school if you have to remain in the house
-all the while?
-
-There were two reasons for Neddie’s staying in the cave-house, on the
-side of the green hill, and not going out. One reason was that most of
-the day all his boy animal friends were at their lessons in school.
-
-The other reason was that when Neddie did go out with them, they all
-looked at his stung and swollen nose in such a funny way that it made
-him feel queer. He did not like it.
-
-Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, would ask:
-
-“What is the matter, Neddie? Did you bite yourself, or fall downstairs?”
-
-And Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the squirrel brothers, would say:
-
-“Why, Neddie, did your Uncle Wigwag play a trick on you?”
-
-Then Joie or Tommie Kat would want to know:
-
-“Neddie, did you fall out of bed in your sleep, and bump your nose?”
-
-“Neither one! Now you stop!” Neddie would exclaim, and then he’d go in
-the house. Oh, he was sorry in more ways than one that he had ever
-meddled with the bees’ nest, even if he did get some honey out of it.
-
-But one afternoon, when Neddie had come in the house because the other
-animal boys plagued him so, Mrs. Stubtail, the bear mamma, whispered to
-Beckie, who was Neddie’s sister:
-
-“Beckie, you know Neddie feels pretty badly, don’t you?”
-
-“Yes, mamma, I do. His nose must pain him very much.”
-
-“Indeed it does. Now I’d like to give him a little treat. Suppose you go
-to the store and get him some ice cream. That will cool off his nose and
-he will feel better.”
-
-“Of course I’ll go, mamma!” exclaimed Beckie. So she put on her little
-red cloak and bonnet and off through the woods she went to where Jack
-Frost kept an ice cream store.
-
-Beckie got a nice big box of ice cream for her brother, and on her way
-back through the woods the little bear girl saw some lovely bunches of
-wild grapes hanging on a vine. They were almost the last of the season
-and soon the grapes would be all gone, for the animals of the woods, and
-the birds of the air, would eat them.
-
-“I’m going to pick some nice bunches, and take them home to Neddie,”
-thought Beckie kindly. “Maybe he’ll like them with his ice cream.”
-
-So Beckie set down the box of frozen sweet stuff, and began pulling off
-some bunches of wild grapes with her long claws, which were to her just
-what your fingers are to you.
-
-Well, in a little while, not so very long, Beckie heard some one coming
-up behind her, sort of slow and careful like, and she quickly turned
-around. For she knew there were bad animals in the wood, who would be
-glad to carry her off to their dens. Beckie was a very sweet, fat little
-bear.
-
-But all Beckie saw, when she turned around was Mr. Fuzzytail, the fox
-gentleman.
-
-“Ah, Ha!” exclaimed Mr. Fuzzytail. “Good afternoon, Beckie! I hope I see
-you well. Gathering grapes, I observe!”
-
-“Yes,” answered Beckie, wondering why Mr. Fuzzytail was so polite to
-her. Usually he hardly spoke, always going past as if he were in a great
-hurry. And when she saw Mr. Fuzzytail smiling in such a sly way, Beckie
-knew the fox gentleman had some reason for his politeness.
-
-“Beautiful day; isn’t it?” went on Mr. Fuzzytail, pretending to look at
-his paws, to see if there were any stickers on them.
-
-“Yes,” said Beckie. “Would you like some grapes?”
-
-Beckie thought she would be just as polite as that fox was, and maybe
-she could find out what he was after.
-
-“For he is after something,” decided the little bear girl, “and it isn’t
-grapes, either.”
-
-“Grapes? Why, yes, if you will be so kind and condescending as to stoop
-so low without bending, I would be thankful for a small bunch,” spoke
-Mr. Fuzzytail, very, very politely indeed.
-
-“Oh, he’s surely up to some trick,” thought Beckie. “I must find out
-what it is. He’s as bad at tricks as our Uncle Wigwag.”
-
-Beckie was not afraid of the fox. She was larger and stronger than he
-was, even if she was only a small bear girl. Of course, Kittie Kat, or
-Lulu or Alice Wibblewobble, the duck girls, would have feared Mr.
-Fuzzytail, but Beckie did not.
-
-So she picked a nice bunch of grapes for him, and while he was slowly
-eating them, picking off the bad ones, Beckie looked all about. But she
-could see no danger. And, all the while, Mr. Fuzzytail kept talking to
-Beckie. He asked her all sorts of questions—how she was getting on at
-school, how her brother’s stung nose was, what her papa worked at, and
-whether Aunt Piffy’s epizootic was any better. Oh, that fox was a sly
-fellow!
-
-And now I’ll tell you why he was so polite, and why he stayed there
-talking to Beckie, and why he ate his grapes so slowly.
-
-Do you remember the bad bears who lived in the woods? Yes. Well, do you
-remember how once they tried to get Beckie into their caves, by tossing
-buns to her, so they could pull her hair?
-
-Oh, you do. Very good! Well, these same bears, or rather, one of them,
-was after Beckie again. He was the largest and the worst of the bad
-bears, too.
-
-He had seen Beckie start off to the store, and he made up his mind he’d
-get her. Only he knew that if he followed along she might hear him
-tramping over the sticks, for he was a very heavy bear. And he knew that
-if he started to run after Beckie he could not catch her, for she was
-light on her paws and swift to run.
-
-So the bad bear planned a trick. He met Mr. Fuzzytail, the fox, and said
-to him:
-
-“Now you creep along after Beckie. She won’t be afraid of you, and if
-you can keep her there by the grape vine for a while, by talking to her,
-it will give me a chance to sneak up behind the bushes and grab her
-before she knows what is happening. Will you do it?”
-
-“I will,” said Mr. Fuzzytail, for he was afraid of the big bad bear. So
-that’s how it was the fox kept on talking to Beckie as she picked the
-grapes. He wanted to keep her attention so she would not notice the bear
-sneaking up on her.
-
-Finally Beckie said:
-
-“Well, I must be going now. Good-by, Mr. Fuzzytail.”
-
-“Oh, good-by,” said the sly fox, and out of the corner of his eye he saw
-the bad bear behind the grape vine. The bear had sneaked up without
-Beckie hearing him, because she was so busy in being polite to the fox.
-“Good-by, Beckie,” went on Mr. Fuzzytail. And then to himself he said:
-“I guess you won’t go very far.”
-
-Well, Beckie leaned over to pick up the box of ice cream that she had
-bought for Neddie and just then, with a loud roar, out from behind the
-grape vine sprang the bad bear:
-
-“Ha! This is the time I have you!” he cried to Beckie.
-
-Beckie jumped so that the box of ice cream slipped out of her paw and
-fell to the ground. The paper box hit a sharp stone, burst open and out
-ran the ice cream all over, for it had melted when Beckie stopped to
-pick the grapes.
-
-“Wow!” cried the bad bear, as he made a jump for Beckie.
-
-But he never reached her. Beckie leaped back just in time, and the bear
-came down with his paws in the puddle of the slippery ice cream.
-
-“Bang!” he went. His feet slid out from under him, just as if he were
-coasting down hill backward, and he got so tangled up with himself that
-by the time he was untangled Beckie had run away and gotten safely home.
-Oh, how she ran! No bad bear could catch her.
-
-The bad creature who had gone to all this trouble to catch Beckie got up
-out of the ice cream. He was a funny looking sight, all splattered up
-and plastered with dried leaves.
-
-“This was all your fault!” he cried to the fox. “Be off before I bite
-you!” And the sly fox was glad enough to go.
-
-So that’s how Beckie got away from the bear by means of the slippery ice
-cream. She told her mamma what had happened, and Mrs. Stubtail sent
-Uncle Wigwag to the store for more ice cream for Neddie. So the little
-bear, who was stung by the bees, had some, after all, and everybody was
-happy except the bad bear.
-
-And in the following story, if the chocolate drop doesn’t fall out of
-the window and get all squashed flat on the postman’s umbrella, I’ll
-tell you about Neddie and the trained bear.
-
-
-
-
- STORY V
- NEDDIE AND THE TRAINED BEAR
-
-
-“Come on out and have some fun!” called Tommie Kat, the little kitten
-boy, to Neddie Stubtail, the little bear chap, one afternoon when all
-the animal children had come home from school. “Come on out, Neddie!”
-
-Neddie had just entered the cave-house, where he lived with his mamma
-and papa and the rest of the bear folk. Neddie tossed his books into one
-corner, his hat into another and then he called out:
-
-“Oh, I’m hungry, I want something to eat!”
-
-“Never mind about eating,” said Tommie Kat, “come on have some fun.”
-
-“No, I must eat!” cried Neddie, and he rushed out toward the kitchen.
-
-Well, as it happened, just then Aunt Piffy, the fat lady bear who lived
-with Mrs. Stubtail, being her sister, in fact; Aunt Piffy, as it
-happened, just then, was coming in from the kitchen with a large plate
-of doughnuts she had just baked.
-
-And, of course, Neddie, being in such a hurry, ran right into Aunt
-Piffy, doughnuts, plate and all, and then——
-
-Oh dear! Such a time as there was!
-
-Aunt Piffy suddenly sat down, and it is a mercy she didn’t sit on
-Neddie, for if she had there would have been quite a sad happening, as
-Aunt Piffy was very large and stout. And the plate fell from her paws,
-and broke into twelve pieces, or maybe thirteen, for all I know, and the
-doughnuts rolled all over the floor, one even bumping down the cellar
-stairs.
-
-“Oh, dear! What happened?” gasped Aunt Piffy, and she could hardly
-breathe, she was so excited.
-
-“I—I guess I happened,” said Neddie, looking all around at the scattered
-doughnuts. “But I—I didn’t mean to,” he added. “I’ll help pick up the
-cakes.”
-
-“First, if you please, help me up,” said Aunt Piffy, puffing and blowing
-to get her breath.
-
-“I’ll help you!” exclaimed Tommie Kat, for he had heard, from out on the
-porch of Neddie’s cave-house, the noise of the fall and had come in see
-what had caused it.
-
-So Tommie and Neddie helped Aunt Piffy get up on her hind paws, and then
-Neddie began gathering up the spilled cakes.
-
-“May I help at that, too?” asked Tommie, and Aunt Piffy answered:
-
-“I should be glad to have you. And you may have a doughnut, Tommie.”
-
-“How about me?” asked Neddie, thinking perhaps he did not deserve one
-for having been in such a hurry as to make his Aunt Piffy tumble down.
-
-“Oh, well; yes, I guess you may have one also,” said the bear lady. By
-this time she had her breath again and soon Neddie and Tommie had picked
-up the doughnuts. They each kept one and ate them as they went out to
-play.
-
-But they had not been out long before Mrs. Stubtail called to her little
-bear boy:
-
-“Neddie, come right in here and pick up your things! You have scattered
-your books all over, and your school cap is on the floor.”
-
-“Oh, ma, I don’t want to!” exclaimed Neddie; but his mamma made him,
-because it is not good for boys to be careless and scatter things all
-over the room.
-
-Then Neddie could play, and he and Tommie had lots of fun. They frisked
-about in the woods, for it was cold and jumping about made them warm.
-Then Tommie said:
-
-“Oh, let’s go over and see Uncle Wiggily, the rabbit gentleman.”
-
-“All right, we will,” spoke Neddie. “And I’ll ask him if he has yet made
-up his mind about giving his old automobile to Uncle Wigwag.”
-
-So the kitten boy and the little bear chap went over to the hollow stump
-where the old gentleman rabbit lived, but he was not at home, having
-gone for a ride with Grandfather Goosey Gander, the duck gentleman.
-
-“Well, let’s take a walk in the woods and see if an adventure will
-happen to us,” suggested Tommie.
-
-“All right,” agreed Neddie, and off they went. They had not gone far
-before they met Dickie Chip-Chip, the sparrow boy, flying through the
-air, and Dickie said:
-
-“Oh, Tommie Kat, your mamma is looking all over for you. She wants you
-to go to the store.”
-
-“Then I’d better go home,” said Tommie, and off he ran with his tail up
-in the air like a fishing pole. That left Neddie all alone, for Dickie
-Chip Chip could not stay to play with him.
-
-“Never mind,” thought Neddie, “I’ll look for an adventure by myself.”
-
-He went on and on, and pretty soon he came to a big hole in the ground.
-He was looking down in it, thinking perhaps some new bear might live
-there, when, all of a sudden, up from the hole was poked a long nose,
-and then Neddie saw a big mouth, filled with shining white teeth, and a
-voice cried:
-
-“Ah, ha! Now I have you!” And the first thing Neddie knew the
-skillery-scalery alligator, with the humps on his tail, had grabbed him
-by the back of his neck.
-
-“Oh, let me go! Let me go!” cried Neddie.
-
-“No, I’ll not!” said the alligator, speaking in a thick voice, like cold
-potatoes, for you see he had hold of Neddie by his teeth, and he could
-not talk very well, that alligator couldn’t.
-
-Neddie wiggled this way and that and tried to get loose. It did not hurt
-him very much, for there was thick fur on the back of his neck, and the
-alligator’s teeth did not go through. It was just like when the mamma
-cat carries her little kittens, you know, in her mouth by the backs of
-their necks. Only you must not carry the kittens that way unless papa or
-mamma shows you how, for you might choke them. And I know you wouldn’t
-do that for the world.
-
-Anyhow, there the alligator had hold of Neddie by the loose skin at the
-back of the little boy bear’s neck, and the skillery-scalery creature
-was trying to drag Neddie down into the hole in the ground.
-
-“Let me go! Let me go!” begged Neddie.
-
-“Nope! Nope!” said the ’gator, pulling harder than ever.
-
-Neddie braced with his claws in the dirt, but, in spite of this, he was
-being dragged along, for the alligator was bigger and stronger than the
-bear boy.
-
-Neddie was almost down in the hole and he was wishing he had not gone
-off alone to look for an adventure, when right behind him, he heard a
-large bear growling. At first he hoped it was his papa or Uncle Wigwag,
-the joking bear, or even Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, who
-had come to save him. But when he looked he saw it was a strange
-man-bear.
-
-However, that strange man-bear was very kind to Neddie. Rushing up to
-the alligator, the big bear just tickled him on his thick and scaly hide
-with his sharp claws, and that ’gator was so tickled, and he had to
-laugh so hard, that he let Neddie go.
-
-“Quick now!” cried the big bear, “jump out of the way, little bear boy!”
-
-And you may be sure Neddie got out of the hole and the skillery-scalery
-alligator, still laughing at being tickled, went and hid in the woods
-and did not come out for a day and a half.
-
-Then Neddie looked at the bear gentleman who had saved him. This bear
-was very nice and kind-looking, only he had an iron ring in his nose,
-and fastened to the ring was a long chain.
-
-“What is that for?” asked Neddie, after he had gotten over being
-frightened.
-
-“That is so I will not get lost,” said the other. “You see I am a tame
-bear, and do tricks, and my master has this ring in my nose, and leads
-me around by it so I will not go away. And he feeds me buns and popcorn.
-Oh, it’s nice to be a trained bear!”
-
-“A trained bear, eh?” said Neddie. “Are you like a train of cars that I
-got for Christmas?”
-
-“No, I am trained to do tricks,” said the tame bear. “See, I will show
-you,” and he stood on his head and turned a somersault, and then waltzed
-around in a circle. “Would you not like to learn to do those things?” he
-asked Neddie.
-
-“Maybe,” said the little bear boy, who was not quite sure.
-
-“Then come with me,” invited the tame bear.
-
-But just then there was a rustling in the bushes and out came a real man
-with a long pole and a brass horn. And he took hold of the tame bear’s
-nose chain and looked at Neddie, the man did. And as Neddie had been
-taught to be always afraid of men, the bear boy ran home through the
-woods as fast as he could, and told all that had happened to him.
-
-“It was a narrow escape for you,” said his papa. Then supper was ready
-and Neddie and Beckie, his sister, ate as much as was good for them, and
-not a bit more, I do assure you.
-
-And in the next story, if the raisins in the rice pudding don’t all hop
-out and leave it as full of holes as a Swiss cheese sandwich, I’ll tell
-you about the little Stubtails running away.
-
-
-
-
- STORY VI
- THE STUBTAILS RUN AWAY
-
-
-“What are you thinking of, Neddie?” asked Beckie Stubtail, the little
-bear girl, one Saturday morning when there was no school and when she
-and her brother were out in front of the cave-house brushing up the
-dried leaves to make a bonfire.
-
-“Oh, I’m not thinking of much,” said Neddie, with a look through the
-woods to see if he could see his Uncle Wigwag trying to play any tricks
-on him.
-
-“Oh, but you must be thinking of something,” insisted Beckie. “For I
-have had to speak to you twice before you answered, and when mamma asked
-if you didn’t want to scrape out the frosting dish when she was making a
-cake, you said: ‘I would if I didn’t have to have a ring in my nose.’
-What in the world did you mean, Neddie?”
-
-“Hush!” exclaimed the little bear boy, looking all around. “Not so loud.
-Some one may hear you!”
-
-“Well, what if they do?” asked Beckie in surprise. “I only said what you
-said about having a ring in your nose——”
-
-“Hush, that’s it!” exclaimed Neddie. “You know——”
-
-“I know you said the tame trained bear had one,” went on Beckie, “but
-what has that got to do with you!”
-
-“Hush!” exclaimed Neddie, coming nearer and taking hold of Beckie’s paw,
-“that’s it, Beckie. How would you like to become a trained bear and do
-tricks, Beckie?”
-
-“Like it? Why, I wouldn’t like it at all!” exclaimed the little bear
-girl. “I think it would be perfectly horrid to have a ring in your
-nose.”
-
-“Well, maybe we wouldn’t have to,” went on her brother. “That’s what
-I’ve been thinking of.”
-
-“Why, Neddie Stubtail!” exclaimed Beckie. “I’m going straight and tell
-mamma! The very idonical idea!”
-
-“No, don’t do that!” cried Neddie, grabbing his sister by the paw before
-she could run into the cave-house. “Wait and I’ll tell you about it.”
-
-“Oh, I know,” spoke Beckie, and tears came into her eyes. “You’re
-thinking of running away and becoming a trained bear! Oh, don’t do it!”
-
-“Why not?” asked Neddie. “I think it would be fun. You know the day the
-skillery-scalery alligator had me by the neck, the good tame bear came
-along and tickled the ’gator so that he had to let me go.”
-
-“Yes,” said Beckie. “I remember that, but I don’t see why——”
-
-“Listen!” went on Neddie, just as the nice telephone girl says it,
-“listen and I’ll tell you all about it.”
-
-So Beckie listened as hard as she could.
-
-“The trained tame bear said he could do lots of tricks,” went on Neddie,
-“and he did some for me. And he also said the man gave him buns and
-popcorn and lots of good things to eat.”
-
-“Oh, but papa has always taught us to be afraid of real men,” said
-Beckie.
-
-“Yes, maybe real men, with guns and dogs. But this man only had a stick,
-like mamma’s clothes pole, and a brass trumpet. And as I ran away
-through the woods I could hear him blowing a lovely tune on it. I’m sure
-he was a good man.”
-
-“Well, maybe,” admitted Beckie. “But are you going to run away and
-become a tame trained bear?”
-
-“I’m thinking of it,” answered Neddie. “And maybe you would like to
-come, too. Just imagine—sweet buns every day—and popcorn balls, no
-lessons—and doing tricks, and having that man play on the brass horn for
-you——”
-
-Now it wasn’t right of Neddie to do this, and try to make Beckie come
-away with him. It was bad enough for the little boy bear to think of
-going off by himself. But when he wanted his sister to come, too—well,
-it wasn’t right; that’s all. Neddie was older than Beckie and he should
-have known better. But that’s the way it is sometimes, even with boys in
-real life. Of course I don’t mean any of you, but there are some other
-children I could name if I wanted to. But I’m not going to.
-
-Well, anyhow, Neddie talked of how nice it would be for him and Beckie
-to run away, and become trained bears, and do tricks, and have good
-things to eat and finally Beckie said:
-
-“Well, I’ll run away for a little while with you.”
-
-“Yes, we’ll just try it. If we don’t like it we can run back again,”
-spoke Neddie.
-
-“Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys, once ran away,” said
-Beckie, “and they were glad enough to run home again.”
-
-“I know, but this is different,” said Neddie; “they went to join a
-circus. We’ll just go with a kind man. There will be all the difference
-in the world.”
-
-“All right, we’ll try it,” said Beckie, and she sighed a little at the
-idea of leaving her mamma and papa and Uncle Wigwag, and Aunt Piffy and
-Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, and her nice cave-house, and
-all that.
-
-“Could I take any of my dolls with me?” asked Beckie, after a bit.
-
-“Well, maybe one,” said Neddie, “though I never heard of anybody that
-ran away taking a doll. But maybe one won’t do any harm.”
-
-“Then I’m going to take Maryann Puddingstick Clothespin, my very nicest
-doll,” said Beckie.
-
-“All right,” agreed her brother. “Now we must get ready. And, mind you,
-it’s a secret. No one must know anything about it.”
-
-“Can’t I tell—tell mamma?” asked Beckie, tears coming in her eyes.
-
-“No, not even mamma.”
-
-“Then I’m not going!”
-
-“Oh, that’s just like you girls!” cried Neddie. “We fellows get
-everything going nicely and you won’t play fair. You can leave a note
-for mamma, after we’re gone, telling that you’ve run away, if you like.”
-
-“Then I’ll do it,” said Beckie.
-
-“And you must pack up what clothes you’ll need,” went on Neddie. “Put
-’em in a paper bag, and I’ll do the same. Then when it gets dark we’ll
-go out and run away to find the man with the brass horn.”
-
-“And when will we get some sweet buns and popcorn?” asked Beckie,
-anxious-like.
-
-“Oh, as soon as we find him,” said Neddie. “Now I’m going to get ready.
-Mind! Not a word to anybody.”
-
-So the two bear children prepared to run away. Of course I’m not saying
-they did right—I guess you wouldn’t say so yourself, but I have to tell
-this story exactly as it happened, or it wouldn’t be fair. Of course I
-might make a mistake, but I’ll do as nearly right as I know how.
-
-Neddie and Beckie packed up a few of their clothes in paper bags they
-found in the kitchen. Beckie also took some things for her doll, Maryann
-Puddingstick Clothespin. The doll herself the little bear girl wrapped
-in an old salt bag that had been washed clean.
-
-“I wonder what those two children are up to anyhow?” asked Aunt Piffy,
-the fat bear lady as she helped Mrs. Stubtail do the washing.
-
-“Oh, maybe they’re planning some trick to play on Uncle Wigwag, to pay
-him back for all the joking he has done,” said Mrs. Stubtail. “I guess
-they’re all right.”
-
-But if she had only known what Neddie and Beckie were going to do. Oh
-dear! Isn’t it too bad mothers don’t always know? They could save so
-much trouble!
-
-But there! I must tell about the story.
-
-Beckie and Neddie had their supper, and they had hidden their bags of
-things out under the front porch. They were not very hungry. They were
-too excited; and then, too, they were thinking of what the bear man
-might give them. Perhaps they were also a little sad about leaving their
-nice home. But Neddie had made up his mind to run away.
-
-Finally the bear children went off to bed. But they did not sleep, and
-when the house was all dark and still they quietly got up and went out
-the back door. Silently they went to where they had left their bundles
-and got them.
-
-“Come on!” whispered Neddie. “At last we’re running away!”
-
-“And—and—maybe we’ll be glad to—run back again!” whispered Beckie, and
-her voice choked.
-
-“Oh, don’t be a cry-baby!” said Neddie. “Come on!”
-
-“Oh, but it’s dark!” objected Beckie.
-
-“The moon will soon be up,” said her brother.
-
-On and on through the woods they went, and soon the moon did come up.
-Then it was lighter. On and on went the two bear children; when, all of
-a sudden, they heard a noise in the bushes.
-
-“What’s that?” asked Beckie, sliding close up to her brother.
-
-“I—I don’t know,” he whispered. And just then, through the woods, they
-heard a sound like this:
-
-“Ta-ra! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Toot! Toot!”
-
-“Come on!” cried Neddie, joyfully. “There is the trained bear man. Now
-we are all right,” and holding tightly to Beckie’s paw he raced on
-through the woods toward the bugle sound.
-
-And what happened next, and what Neddie and Beckie did when they found
-the trained bear and his master, I’ll tell you on the next page, when
-the story will be about Neddie and Beckie up a pole—that is I will if
-the letter-carrier doesn’t put a clothespin on our little doggie’s tail
-and mail him away off where he can’t go to the moving picture show in
-our cellar.
-
-
-
-
- STORY VII
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE CLIMB A POLE
-
-
-When Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the two little bear children, had run
-away from home, as I told you in the story before this one, and had come
-to the woods where they heard the horn blowing, they did not know just
-what to do.
-
-“That,” said Beckie, as she held her doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick
-Clothespin, tightly in her arms, “that surely must be the kind man who
-has the trained bear with the ring in his nose. Now we are safe and we
-will get many good things to eat, Neddie.”
-
-“We had better take a peep before we run out from behind this bush,”
-said Neddie, slow and careful like. “Perhaps it is some other man with a
-horn, trying to fool us.”
-
-You know the bear children had met in the woods, one day, a nice, kind
-trained bear, and with him was a man called the Professor, who led the
-bear around by a rope, fast to a ring in the bear’s nose. And the
-trained bear did tricks, such as turning somersaults and standing on his
-head, while the man collected, in his hat, pennies that people tossed to
-him.
-
-The trained bear invited Neddie to travel around with him, promising
-that he would have popcorn and other good things to eat, but at first
-Neddie was afraid of the man with the brass horn.
-
-So he ran home; but the more Neddie thought of it the more he wanted to
-run away and become a traveling trained bear. So he got his sister
-Beckie to go with him, and away they ran in the evening, leaving their
-home and their papa and mamma; and Aunt Piffy, the fat bear lady, and
-Uncle Wigwag, and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, and all their friends.
-Then they came to the woods and heard the brass trumpet blowing, as I
-have told you.
-
-“Can you see anything?” asked Beckie, as she looked over her brother’s
-head, while he was peering through the holes in a bramble bush.
-
-“Not yet,” answered Neddie. Just then there came another blast on the
-brass trumpet, and Neddie cried:
-
-“Oh, yes! There he is!” And then Beckie saw the tame bear with the ring
-in his nose, instead of in an ear where some ladies wear theirs, and
-with the tame bear was the man with the long pole.
-
-“Now, George,” the man was saying, “I guess we’ll go to sleep, and in
-the morning we’ll do some more tricks and get more pennies. Whoop-la!
-There’s your supper, George!”
-
-“I guess it’s time for us to run out now,” said Neddie to his sister,
-when he heard the word supper.
-
-“Yes,” said Beckie, “I guess it is.” You see it was really after supper
-time, and Beckie and Neddie had eaten theirs before they ran away from
-home. But running away makes you hungry, whether you’ve had supper or
-not, I suppose.
-
-Out ran the two bear children, and Beckie especially was very glad they
-had found the tame bear, for it was getting real late, and, though the
-moon was shining brightly, still she wanted company.
-
-“Hello, what’s this!” cried the man with the pole, as he saw Neddie and
-Beckie running toward him. “More bears! Are they going to bite me?”
-
-“Oh, no!” quickly answered the trained bear, “I know who they are. One
-of them is a friend of mine whom I met in the woods the other day. I
-invited him to come with me, and I see he has brought his sister.
-Perhaps you would like to train them to do tricks.”
-
-“Ha! I think I would,” said the man. “They might do tricks very nicely
-with you. I’ll have a regular bear family,” and he pulled some pieces of
-dried bread out of a bag on his arm, and, taking some himself, he gave
-the rest to the trained bear.
-
-“If you please,” said Neddie, making a polite bow, so low that his
-little tail almost pointed to the sky. “If you please, did we hear you
-mention supper?”
-
-“You did,” answered the man. “It is supper time for me and George—rather
-late, it is true, but still supper time. My bear’s name is George,” he
-added. “Eat your supper, George.”
-
-“I am eating it,” said the trained bear, speaking in his own language,
-which the man understood, and spoke also. Not many men can speak bear
-language, but this one could because his head was all bare. He was a
-bald-headed man, and they can mostly always speak a bear language.
-
-“But what about something to eat for us?” asked Beckie.
-
-“Yes,” added Neddie, “we’re hungry, and you know, George,” he said,
-speaking to the trained bear, “you said something about popcorn and cake
-and lollypops—”
-
-“I know I did,” answered the trained bear, sort of confused like and
-puzzled, as he ate his dried bread. “But I didn’t mean I had popcorn
-every day.”
-
-“I should say not!” exclaimed the man, whose name was Professor. “The
-idea! I’d soon be in the poorhouse if I gave George popcorn every day.
-That’s only for Thanksgiving, or Christmas, or the like. But you are
-welcome to some dried bread.”
-
-Then he gave Neddie and Beckie some bread from the bag, and the two bear
-children had to take it. They did not like it very much, but it was the
-best they could get, and they were hungry.
-
-“Running away isn’t as nice as staying home,” whispered Beckie to her
-brother, after she had put her doll to sleep under some dried leaves.
-
-“Oh, well, it will be nice to-morrow,” spoke Neddie. “And, anyhow, it
-will be Thanksgiving in a couple of days, and then we’ll have plenty of
-good things to eat.”
-
-“I wonder where we will sleep?” went on Beckie. “I don’t see any nice
-cave-house, such as we have at home.”
-
-“I should say not!” cried Neddie. “You don’t live in a house after
-you’ve run away. The idea! We’ll live out of doors, and we won’t have to
-wash our faces and paws when we don’t want to.”
-
-“I never mind doing that, anyhow,” said Beckie, who was a very clean
-little bear.
-
-Well, Neddie and Beckie finished their dried bread, and they wished they
-had some buns, or maybe even some ice cream, for all I know, and then
-the man said:
-
-“Well, it is not so very late, and there is a nice moon, so I think I
-will see if you little new bears can do any tricks. Come now, climb that
-pole!” and he pointed to a telegraph pole growing in the woods.
-
-“Oh, we can’t climb that,” said Neddie, quickly.
-
-“Why not?” asked the man with the bald head. “You must climb it if you
-are to be trick-trained bears.”
-
-“Why, the pole is too smooth and slippery,” said Beckie. “It has no
-branches sticking out to take hold of, as a tree has.”
-
-“Pooh! That’s nothing. George can climb the pole,” said his master.
-“Show ’em how, George.”
-
-“All right, Professor,” said George, free and easy like, and up the pole
-he went, like a jumping-jack on a string.
-
-Then Neddie tried it, but he slipped back, and so did Beckie. They had
-not yet learned how to stick their claws in the smooth telegraph pole,
-and hold on.
-
-“I’m afraid you’ll never be trick bears,” said the Professor. “I must
-teach you to climb a pole. We’ll try it again to-morrow.”
-
-But Neddie and Beckie did not wait until next day. All of a sudden, out
-from under a bush, came the biggest skillery-scalery alligator the bear
-children had ever seen. Right for Beckie and Neddie the ’gator came, and
-Neddie cried:
-
-“Come on, Beckie! Up the pole we go and then he can’t get us!”
-
-“Let me go first! Let me go first!” cried Beckie, and Neddie did, most
-politely. And, before they knew it, those two bear children had climbed
-the smooth telegraph pole they never thought they could scale, and the
-’gator could not get them.
-
-What do you think of that?
-
-Then George and the Professor drove the bad alligator away, not being
-the least bit afraid of him or his tail either, for that matter, and the
-man called:
-
-“You may come down now, Beckie and Neddie. At last you have learned to
-climb a pole, though it did take the alligator to make you. You will
-never forget it. Come down, and go to sleep, and in the morning we will
-travel on.”
-
-So Beckie and Neddie came down the pole, and curled up in the soft warm
-leaves to sleep, glad enough that they had on thick fur coats, for the
-weather was very cold. And soon they were safe in by-low land.
-
-And now, if the church steeple doesn’t reach up and tickle the clouds so
-that they giggle and let a lot of rain fall on my umbrella, I’ll tell
-you next about Neddie doing a trick.
-
-
-
-
- STORY VIII
- NEDDIE DOES A TRICK
-
-
-Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little children bears, did not sleep
-very well the first night they ran away from home to become trained
-animals. There were several reasons for this.
-
-In the first place they had to sleep out of doors, and not in their own
-nice cave-house. And then, too, their papa and mamma were not with them.
-
-“It—it’s lonesome,” whispered Beckie, waking up in the dark and putting
-out her paw to touch her brother. “Oh, Neddie, I wish I’d stayed home!”
-
-“Hush! Go to sleep!” advised Neddie, kindly. “You’ll wake up George, the
-trained bear, and the Professor man if you talk.”
-
-“Are they asleep?” whispered Beckie, feeling down in the leaves to see
-if her doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, was all right.
-
-“Sure they’re asleep,” answered Neddie. “Hear ’em snore?”
-
-And, truly enough, you could hear that bear George snore as real as
-anything, honestly you could. What? You didn’t know bears snored? Well,
-did you ever sleep near one? I guess not! So, you see, you can’t tell.
-But I can.
-
-“And it will soon be morning,” went on Neddie, “and then, maybe, we’ll
-travel on and on, and not have any lessons to do, and we may get buns
-and popcorn.”
-
-“Yes, the trained bear did mention about buns,” said Beckie, and then,
-thinking of sweet buns and crackers she did manage to go to sleep.
-
-But, oh! she did miss her mamma, and Aunt Piffy, the old bear lady, who
-was so fat. And more than once Neddie wished he might wake up and see
-Uncle Wigwag, even if the old bear gentleman did play a trick on him.
-And as for Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear, Neddie would have given a
-whole penny to see him again for even a second.
-
-Still, he had run away of his own free will, Neddie had, and he must
-make the best of it.
-
-“Besides, I like it!” he said to himself. “I’m going to learn to be a
-trained bear, and, when Beckie and I get a lot of money we’ll go back
-home and make mamma and papa rich.”
-
-Neddie thought it would be very easy to do this. In fact, he was a very
-kind little bear and had not meant to do wrong when he asked Beckie to
-run away with him.
-
-But now let us see what happened.
-
-Morning came at last. The sun rose from behind the hills, where it had
-slept all night, and made a bright light through the trees, from which
-all the leaves now had fallen.
-
-“Well, children, did you sleep well?” asked George, the trained bear, as
-he wet his big paws in a spring of water and washed his face.
-
-“Pretty well, thank you,” answered Neddie, politely.
-
-“Do you think we will get some buns and popcorn to-day, George?” asked
-Beckie, anxiously.
-
-“We might,” said the trained bear. “I’m sorry I made you think we
-trained bears had that sort of food every day. But if we don’t get it
-to-day I’m sure we will on Thursday, which will be Thanksgiving. And,
-anyhow, to-day we’ll travel on, and you’ll see me do my tricks, and
-you’ll hear the Professor blow his bugle and sing, and you’ll see the
-people standing around to look at me and wonder. And, who knows? perhaps
-you may do some tricks yourselves.”
-
-“We can climb a telegraph pole, anyhow,” said Beckie, a bit proudly.
-“Even if it did take an alligator to scare us into doing it.”
-
-“Well, we’ll have breakfast and travel on,” said the Professor, after a
-bit. Then he reached in the bag again and pulled out some more dried
-bread.
-
-“Only that!” whispered Neddie, and he thought of what a nice meal the
-folks at home were having—huckleberry pancakes, maybe, with maple sugar
-on, and hot buns and milk sweetened with honey.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed Beckie, but she was a brave little bear girl and made
-up her mind not to find fault, especially after having run away when she
-didn’t really have to. So Beckie washed the face of her rubber doll,
-Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, and made believe give her some
-breakfast.
-
-Then Beckie and Neddie ate their dried bread, and so did George, the
-trained bear, and the Professor ate some too. Then the Professor played
-a lively tune on his bugle:
-
-“Ta-ra! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta! Ta!” he blew.
-
-It was quite nice and jolly and made all the bears feel better.
-
-“Here we go!” cried the Professor. “Forward—march! Here we go!”
-
-He tossed the long pole to George, who shouldered it just like a gun,
-and marched on with his head high in the air, while Beckie and Neddie
-laughed at him, he was so funny.
-
-“Oh, I guess we’ll like this after all,” said Neddie.
-
-“Maybe,” spoke Beckie, as she hugged her rubber doll.
-
-But every one was very sad back in the cave-house where the Stubtail
-children lived. As soon as morning had come Aunt Piffy, going in to call
-Neddie and Beckie, saw that they were not in their beds.
-
-“They’re gone!” cried the nice, fat old lady bear.
-
-“They’re up to some trick,” said Uncle Wigwag, who, always playing
-tricks himself, thought that other bears would do the same thing.
-
-“We must find them,” said Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear.
-
-But although they looked all over they could not find Neddie and Beckie,
-of course, for the children were with the Professor and the trained
-bear, far, far away. You knew that, didn’t you?
-
-Oh! how badly papa and mamma Stubtail felt, and they called a nice dog
-policeman to help find Neddie and Beckie. But I’ll tell you about that
-part later. This story is about Neddie’s trick.
-
-After breakfast, as I said, the Professor, George, the trained bear, and
-Neddie and Beckie went on and on through the woods.
-
-“Soon we will come to a village,” said the Professor. “There George will
-do some of his tricks, and you little bears can climb a telegraph pole,
-or maybe the church steeple. Then the people will laugh and clap their
-hands and give us things to eat.”
-
-“Buns and popcorn balls?” asked Beckie, anxiously.
-
-“Yes, I think so,” said the Professor.
-
-Soon they did come to a village, and the Professor blew some sweet notes
-on his bugle. At once a lot of children came running out to watch the
-bears, and when they saw Neddie and Beckie the children said:
-
-“Oh, aren’t they cute!”
-
-One little girl even touched Beckie’s fur, and Beckie liked to feel the
-tiny hand. Beckie and Neddie were getting so they were not afraid of
-real folks. Then George, the trained bear, did some of his tricks,
-turning somersaults, playing soldier and the like.
-
-“Now you little bears will do a trick,” said the Professor. “Come,
-Neddie, climb a pole!” And he blew on the bugle.
-
-Neddie looked for a pole to climb, but just then he saw a fat woman,
-almost as fat as Aunt Piffy, coming down the street. The fat woman had a
-basket of eggs on her arm, and the eggs were very heavy.
-
-“Oh, I must help her!” said Neddie, politely, for his mamma had always
-taught him to be polite to ladies, whether they were fat or not.
-
-So Neddie waltzed over to take the basket of eggs so that he might help
-the woman. She saw the bear coming and, not knowing Neddie was kind and
-tame and trained, she screamed and ran. Neddie ran after her, and just
-as he put his paw on the handle of the basket of eggs he slipped on a
-banana peeling, and so did the fat lady. Down they both went, ker-thump,
-and the basket of eggs fell also—and——
-
-Well, you can imagine what happened! Neddie and the fat woman were just
-covered with the whites and yellows of eggs—all stuck up like—and
-everybody laughed like anything. Really they could not help it.
-
-“Oh, what a fine trick!” cried the boys and girls, clapping their hands.
-
-“Yes, but it is too expensive a trick to do every day,” said the
-Professor. “I shall have to pay for those eggs, I guess.” And the fat
-woman made him pay almost a dollar, and nobody gave Neddie or Beckie any
-buns, or popcorn balls, either.
-
-“Well, we’ll travel on,” said the Professor. “We may get some ice cream
-in the next place.” So on they went after Neddie had washed off the
-sticky eggs from his fur in a brook of water.
-
-And next, if the rubber plant doesn’t stretch itself out and take all
-the lumps of sugar from the salt cellar, I’ll tell you about the
-Stubtails’ Thanksgiving.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY IX
- THE STUBTAILS’ THANKSGIVING
-
-
-“Mamma! Mamma!” called little Beckie Stubtail, the bear girl, as she
-awoke in the morning. “Oh, mamma, is breakfast ready?”
-
-“Hush!” exclaimed Neddie, the little boy bear, as he reached over with
-his paw and patted his sister Beckie. “Mamma isn’t here, Beckie.”
-
-“Oh, that’s so; she isn’t,” and Beckie sat up in her bed of leaves under
-a tree out in the open air. Neddie was sleeping next to her, and on the
-other side was George, the tame trained bear, and Professor, the man who
-made George do tricks, and who blew tunes on a brass horn.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie. “I thought, for a minute, just for a minute,
-Neddie, you know, that we were back home again with mamma, and papa and
-Aunt Piffy and Uncle Wigwag and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, and all
-our friends. But we’re not; are we?”
-
-“No,” answered Neddie, stretching out in the dried leaves, so that they
-rustled like corn husks. “We’re not home, Beckie. We ran away, you know,
-to become trained bears, and earn money the way Jackie and Peetie Bow
-Wow, the puppy dog boys, did when they joined the circus.”
-
-“Only they didn’t,” said Beckie, looking to see if her rubber doll,
-Maryann Puddingstick Clothespin, was still asleep.
-
-“They didn’t what?” asked Neddie.
-
-“They didn’t earn any money. And maybe we won’t.”
-
-“Oh, yes, we will,” said Neddie. “You see we know how to do the trick of
-climbing the telegraph pole, and I can take a basket of eggs, and fall
-down, and break almost every one.”
-
-“Yes,” laughed Beckie, “but that’s a trick the Professor doesn’t want
-you to do. Eggs cost too much!” and she laughed again, as she thought of
-the fat lady whose basket of eggs Neddie had tried to carry, when he
-slipped on a banana skin and went down ker-thump! as I told you in
-another story.
-
-“Well, anyhow, we’ll learn some real tricks, and soon we’ll get money,”
-spoke Neddie. He and his sister, you know, had run away from their house
-in the nice cave to join George, the tame bear, with a ring in his nose,
-and the Professor who made George do tricks.
-
-“I wonder what we’ll have for breakfast to-day?” asked Beckie, as she
-saw George, the big bear, stretching himself.
-
-“I hope it’s something good,” spoke Neddie, as he saw the Professor
-getting up. “I’m tired of dried bread; and that’s all we’ve had so far.”
-
-“Yes; we haven’t had any of the nice buns and the popcorn balls that
-George told us about that day he met us in the woods,” went on Beckie.
-
-“Come to breakfast, Beckie and Neddie,” called the Professor, for he
-could speak and understand bear language. And he took some dried bread
-out of his bag.
-
-“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Beckie.
-
-“Dear, oh!” cried Neddie.
-
-“Never mind,” said the Professor, “to-morrow will be Thanksgiving and
-I’m sure something will happen between now and then so that we shall all
-have a fine dinner. We will start off soon, and see if we can find our
-fortunes as Uncle Wiggily, the rabbit gentleman, did his. Come on!”
-
-So the little bear children, and George, the trained bear, and the
-Professor ate their breakfast of dried bread, and drank some water from
-a spring. And then they traveled on again.
-
-Sometimes they would come to a little village, or town, and there the
-Professor would blow his brass horn. All the boys and girls, and some of
-the older people, would gather about in a circle. Then George, the big
-bear, would do his tricks, marching like a soldier, turning somersaults,
-waltzing, climbing a tree or making believe wrestle with the Professor.
-
-“And the little bears can do tricks, too,” said the Professor to the
-people. “Come, Beckie—Neddie, climb a pole for the audience!”
-
-Then the little Stubtail bears would stick their claws into a smooth
-telegraph pole, and up they would go to the very tip-top.
-
-Then you should have heard the children laugh and shout, and clap their
-hands. The big people would put pennies in the hat of the Professor, and
-some of the children would run in their houses and get slices of bread,
-or maybe an apple or something else good to eat to give to the bears.
-For George, the big fellow, as well as Beckie and Neddie were kind,
-gentle and tame bears, you know. They would hurt no one.
-
-But when it came night they had gotten nothing like a Thanksgiving
-dinner, nor did they have any invitation to eat one with friends,
-either.
-
-“I—I wish we were home,” said Beckie, and some tears came into her eyes.
-The tears didn’t quite fall out, but almost.
-
-“Well, wait until to-morrow,” suggested Neddie. “Something may happen
-then, and it isn’t Thanksgiving until to-morrow, you know.”
-
-Well, the next day came. It was Thanksgiving, and still there was no
-sign of a fine, big dinner for the bears or the Professor. They had
-slept that night in the woods, the Professor cuddling up close to big
-George to keep warm in the bear’s thick fur. And though they had some
-cookies and cakes and apples to eat, it was far from being what Beckie
-or Neddie would have had, had they not run away from their cave-house.
-
-“We’ll travel on,” said the Professor, “and see what happens.”
-
-Well, they had not gone very far, before all of a sudden they saw a man
-running through the woods. And right after him came a big lion, roaring
-as loudly as he could roar. And the lion was switching his tail from
-side to side, and every now and then, reaching out his claws to grab the
-man.
-
-“Oh, save me! Save me!” cried the man.
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the lion.
-
-“Oh, can’t you help the poor man?” asked Beckie, of George, the big
-bear.
-
-“I’ll try,” said George. Then he ran after the lion, and with the long
-pole which the Professor let George carry as a soldier-gun, George
-tripped up the roaring lion beast. Just then the Professor blew a loud
-blast on his brass horn, and Beckie and Neddie threw a lot of oak tree
-acorns at the lion. All this frightened the lion very much, especially
-when he felt the acorns hitting him. He thought they were bullets, and
-he thought the noise of the brass horn meant that a lot of soldiers were
-coming after him.
-
-So away ran the lion through the woods, and the man was safe. Oh, how
-thankful he was!
-
-“You saved my life,” he said to the Professor, and to Neddie and Beckie
-and George. “What can I do for you? where are you going?”
-
-“We are looking for a Thanksgiving dinner,” said the Professor, “but we
-have not found it yet.”
-
-“Ha! Say no more!” cried the man, quickly. “Come with me! I will give
-you the best Thanksgiving dinner you ever ate!”
-
-“Who are you?” asked Beckie.
-
-“I am a circus man,” answered the one the lion had chased. “But we do
-not give shows in winter. I have all my animals in a big barn, not far
-away. This morning that lion would not bring in a pail of milk when I
-asked him to, and to punish him I said he could have no dinner. So he
-chased me, and I don’t know what he would have done had he caught me.
-But you saved me, the lion has run away, and I suppose a policeman
-monkey will catch him. But you—come to my animal barn and you may have
-the dinner I was going to give the lion, as well as all you can eat
-besides. Come on!”
-
-“Oh, at last we are to have a Thanksgiving dinner!” cried Neddie. “Oh,
-joy!” And Beckie clapped her paws.
-
-Then the Professor and Beckie and Neddie and George, the big bear,
-followed the circus man. He led them to a big barn in the woods. And,
-oh! all the animals that were there—elephants and tigers and good lions,
-and zebras and more bears and lots of monkeys, and giraffes with necks
-so long that they could pick an orange off a church steeple, and cunning
-little ponies, and a hippopotamus with a mouth like a red flannel
-bag—and hundreds of others.
-
-“Welcome to our Thanksgiving dinner!” all the animals cried to Beckie
-and Neddie when they saw the Stubtail children. “Eat all you want!”
-
-And such a dinner as it was! From cranberry sauce to popcorn balls and
-honey cakes and blueberry pie and chestnuts and cider—and, oh, dear! I
-mustn’t write any more about it or I’ll get the indigspepsia. Anyhow it
-was a grand dinner, and in the middle of it who should come back but the
-bad lion who had chased the circus man.
-
-“I’m—I’m sorry I was bad,” roared the lion. “May I have a piece of pie?”
-Then the circus man forgave him, and the lion had a good dinner. And
-Beckie and Neddie stayed in the circus barn all night, feeling quite
-happy.
-
-And I hope you have a good dinner on Thanksgiving—each and every one of
-you. But don’t eat too much. Then on the page after this, if the fishman
-doesn’t blow his horn in the phonograph and scare the player-piano, I’ll
-tell you about Neddie and the elephant.
-
-
-
-
- STORY X
- NEDDIE AND THE ELEPHANT
-
-
-It was the day after Thanksgiving. Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the two
-little bear children, awoke in the barn where the circus man kept all
-his animals during winter, when he was not giving a show in the big
-tent. Neddie and Beckie felt very nice and comfortable, for they had had
-a good holiday dinner when they had almost given up expecting one; they
-had a nice warm place to sleep, and they were happier than at any time
-since they had run away from home to join George, the big trained bear,
-and the Professor, his master, who led George around by a chain fast to
-a ring in his nose.
-
-“Are you there, Neddie?” called Beckie from her bed in the nice clean
-sawdust. She was hugging her doll Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin.
-
-“Of course I’m here,” answered Neddie, blinking both his eyes, and
-wiggling his little short tail. “Aren’t you glad you ran away now with
-me, sister, so you can become a trained bear?”
-
-“Yes—I guess so,” answered Beckie. “Still, I’d like to see my mamma, and
-nice fat Aunt Piffy, just once.”
-
-“Oh, we’ll go back home pretty soon,” said Neddie. “When we have earned
-some money. Then papa and mamma will forgive us for running away.”
-
-“I hope so,” went on Beckie. “And I hope that Uncle Wigwag won’t play
-any jokes on us.”
-
-“Oh, he’s sure to do that, but we mustn’t mind,” said Neddie, as he
-hopped up and shook the sawdust out of his ears.
-
-George, the tame bear who did tricks, was already up, and he was
-waltzing around to where a lot of monkey ladies were getting breakfast
-for the circus animals. Then the Professor, who led George around by the
-nose when the bear did tricks, stretched out and yawned and said to the
-circus man:
-
-“It was very kind of you to let us stay here all night.”
-
-“Pray do not mention it,” said the circus man politely. “I hope you
-rested well.”
-
-“Yes, but I did not get to sleep very early,” said the bear Professor.
-“I think perhaps I ate too much mince pie, with strawberry ice cream on
-it.”
-
-“And I didn’t sleep very good, either,” went on Beckie. “But it was
-because the elephant snored so that I was afraid he would shake the roof
-down on our heads.”
-
-“Oh, you mustn’t mind that,” said the circus man with a laugh. “Nosey,
-that’s the elephant’s name, you see, really never does any harm. He’s as
-gentle as a kitten and as playful as a frog.”
-
-“Well, I wouldn’t like him to jump on me,” said Neddie with a laugh.
-“He’s a good bit larger than Bully, the frog, who lives near the beaver
-pond back home.”
-
-Then breakfast was ready, and the monkey ladies waited on the tables at
-which the circus animals sat down. And, in order that they would not
-step on their own tails, the monkey ladies tied them around their necks
-in a double bow. This made them look nice, and also kept them from
-catching cold in their ears.
-
-Neddie and Beckie Stubtail had a good breakfast and they were thinking
-of staying with the circus man, instead of going off looking for
-adventures with George, the Professor, when the circus man called:
-
-“All ready now! First class in somersaults!”
-
-“Why, he sounds just like our school teacher!” exclaimed Neddie. “I
-didn’t think we’d have school when we left our home.”
-
-“This isn’t regular school,” explained the circus man, “but my animals
-have to study their lessons, just the same. How do you think an elephant
-could waltz and play a hand organ, to say nothing of standing on a tub
-and wagging his tail, if he did not have lessons and practise them? Of
-course we have to have a sort of school.”
-
-“And I think I’ll send Neddie and Beckie to it,” said the Professor.
-“They could learn tricks then much better than I could teach them, and
-George and I would have more time to collect pennies and buns and
-popcorn balls.”
-
-“Would you like to go to school to me, and learn tricks?” asked the
-circus man of the bear children, and they said they would.
-
-“Very well, then,” said the circus man. “As soon as I have taught my new
-elephant how to stand on his head I’ll begin, and give you a lesson.”
-
-Then the new elephant, who, as yet, knew hardly any tricks, had to get
-out in the middle of the sawdust ring and learn to stand on his head. It
-was not easy, either. One of the older elephants had to show the new
-elephant a number of times before he could do it even a little bit. But
-finally he could, and the circus man said:
-
-“Now stay standing on your head for ten minutes, Frisko. It will be good
-practice for you. Don’t get down! Stay right as you are. Now then,
-second class in fast running!” and the circus man took a lot of ponies
-over to one side of the barn to have them practice for the races.
-
-And all the while, Frisko, the new elephant, had to stand on his head.
-The Professor took George, the bear, off to one side of the circus barn
-to teach his pet a new trick, and as Beckie had to wash and dress her
-rubber doll, Neddie was left with nothing to do. So he walked over and
-watched the new elephant learning the trick of standing on his head.
-
-“Do you like it?” asked Neddie, the bear boy, of the elephant.
-
-“Oh, yes, I don’t mind,” said the big creature. “Oh, dear!” he suddenly
-cried. “Oh, me! Oh, my!” and a big tear, about as large as a cup of
-water, came in each of the elephant’s eyes.
-
-“Why, what is the matter?” asked Neddie kindly.
-
-“Oh, my back itches me something terrible!” said Frisko, the elephant,
-“and I daren’t get down from standing on my head to scratch it. Oh,
-dear!”
-
-Now, if there is one thing worse than another it is to have an itchy
-place where you can’t scratch it. Neddie knew this as well as anybody.
-It’s as bad as wanting to sneeze when some one scares you out of it, and
-really that’s the very worst thing that can happen.
-
-“Oh, my!” went on the elephant, and he wiggled about, and tried to
-scratch the itchy place on his back, but he couldn’t, and he didn’t dare
-get down from standing on his head, for fear the circus man would be
-angry at him, and oh! such a lot of trouble as he had.
-
-But Neddie thought of a plan.
-
-“How would you like to have me scratch your back for you Frisko?” asked
-the little bear boy. “I won’t dig my claws in very deep. Shall I scratch
-you?”
-
-“If you only would,” sighed the elephant. So Neddie gently scratched the
-big creature who was standing on his head. “Ah, that is lovely. I feel
-so much better now,” said the elephant. “I can stand this way as long as
-I have to.”
-
-But he did not have to stand on his head much longer, for the circus man
-came over pretty soon and said to Frisko:
-
-“That will do. You recited your lesson very nicely. Now you may go to
-the kitchen and get a lump of sugar.”
-
-And the elephant did—a large lump, for he had a large mouth, you know.
-
-“Now, Neddie Stubtail, I think I’ll see what sort of lesson tricks I’ll
-give you to study,” went on the circus man. “First, let me see you climb
-up this pole.”
-
-There was a big round pole, like a telegraph one, sticking up in the
-middle of the circus barn floor.
-
-“Oh, I can’t do that!” said Neddie. But then he remembered how he and
-Beckie had once gone up the telegraph pole the time the skillery-scalery
-alligator was after them. Up and up went Neddie, sticking his claws into
-the soft wood. Beckie, watching her brother, felt very proud of him, and
-so did George, the tame trained bear.
-
-Neddie was almost at the top, when, all of a sudden, the pole began to
-tip over and over and over.
-
-“Oh, it’s falling!” cried Beckie. “Neddie, look out! You’ll be hurt!”
-
-No one knew what to do. There was great excitement. The lions roared and
-the tigers snarled. Then Frisko, the elephant, who had practiced
-standing on his head, and whose back Neddie had so kindly scratched,
-came rushing up, swallowing the last of his lump of sugar, and this
-elephant cried:
-
-“Make way for me. I am strong. I can hold up that pole until you make it
-fast so it will not fall. I’ll save Neddie.”
-
-And the elephant did. In his strong trunk he held the pole up straight
-until other elephants nailed it to make it firm and steady. Then Neddie
-could come safely down. The elephant had saved him. So you see you
-should always scratch an elephant’s back when you can.
-
-And now about the next story. Let me see. I think, in case the feathers
-in the lady’s hat do not tickle the milk pitcher so that it falls off
-the table and spills all the cream, I’ll tell you about Beckie and the
-monkey.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XI
- BECKIE AND THE MONKEY
-
-
-Many things happened to Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little bear boy
-and girl, while they stayed with the circus man in the barn where they
-had their Thanksgiving dinner. Oh many, many things happened, but I have
-only room to tell you of a few of them.
-
-The two little bears cubs had been in the circus barn about a week, and
-though they liked it very much, and, though George, the tame trained
-bear, and his master, the Professor, and the other man, and the elephant
-and the lions and tigers were all very kind to Neddie and Beckie, they
-began to wish they were home.
-
-“I—I’m sort of sorry we ran away,” said Beckie one morning, as she put a
-new dress on her rubber doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin. It was
-only her own pocket handkerchief that Beckie used for a doll’s dress,
-but it did very well for all that.
-
-“I guess I’m a bit sorry, too,” said Neddie. “We have learned some
-tricks, to be sure, and I can turn a somersault almost as good as George
-can, but still it isn’t as much fun as I though it would be.”
-
-“I guess running away never is,” said Beckie.
-
-“But we have had some fun,” went on Neddie.
-
-“Do you mean the time you did the trick of climbing the pole here in the
-barn, and it toppled over with you and the elephant had to hold it up?”
-asked Beckie. “Was that fun?”
-
-“I was too scared to think it was funny, but it might have been jolly
-for the others,” laughed Neddie.
-
-Then the two little bear children, who had run away from their home in
-the cave-house on the side of the hill, walked around the circus barn.
-They listened to the lions having their roaring lessons, in which the
-seals, who juggled rubber balls on the ends of their noses, also joined.
-Then Neddie and Beckie looked at the tall giraffes take a lesson in
-picking oranges off the top rafters of the barn, and at the
-hippopotamus, who had to have his sore throat looked at by Dr. Possum,
-who always attended the sick circus animals.
-
-“My! You have a very sore throat,” said Dr. Possum to the hippopotamus
-when he had looked at it. The hippo opened his mouth so wide that Dr.
-Possum could get right inside, which he did, sitting on the hippo’s
-tongue in order to see better. “Yes, a very sore throat,” went on Dr.
-Possum. “You must gargle it.”
-
-So he gave the hippo some medicine, and the hippo gargled his throat and
-really he made such a funny noise, like thunder, doing it that Beckie
-and Neddie had to laugh. And that made the hippo sneeze so that he could
-not gargle.
-
-“When are we going out traveling around again?” asked Neddie of the
-Professor and George. “Are we always going to stay here with the circus
-animals?”
-
-“No, indeed,” answered the Professor as he blew a nice tune on his brass
-horn. “But it is getting too cold for traveling now, and sleeping out in
-the woods. Besides, all the children are saving up their pennies for
-Christmas, and they will not drop any in my cap when I go around after
-George has done his tricks.
-
-“So I think we will stay with the kind circus man and his pets for some
-time—at least until it gets warmer. Meanwhile, Neddie, I want to show
-you a new trick that you can do with George. I’ll have you ride on his
-shoulders, carrying a broom, and I think that will make the people
-laugh, and when people laugh they give you more pennies than otherwise.”
-
-“Oh, goodie! I’m going to learn another trick!” cried Neddie in delight.
-Then the Professor took the little bear boy off to one side of the barn,
-near the place where the elephants slept in the hay, and, with the big,
-kind, tame bear, George, they practiced the new trick, the Professor
-blowing a tooting-toot-toot-tune on his brass horn every once in a
-while.
-
-This left Beckie to play by herself, but she was not lonesome, for she
-had her rubber doll to take care of, and she could watch the hippo
-gargle his big red flannel throat, and she looked at the monkeys doing
-tricks in their cages.
-
-Beckie was not very lonesome. But perhaps if she and Neddie could have
-seen what was going on back in their cave-house by the hill, they would
-have run to their papa and mamma as fast as their legs would take them,
-for Mr. and Mrs. Stubtail were very lonesome for their children. So was
-Aunt Piffy, the fat bear lady, and also Uncle Wigwag and Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear.
-
-“If my children do not soon come home to me,” said Mrs. Stubtail, wiping
-her eyes on her apron, “I don’t know what I shall do.”
-
-“I know,” said Mr. Whitewash, “Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit
-gentleman, and I will start off and find them. If Uncle Wiggily could
-find his fortune he can find lost children.”
-
-“That is a good idea,” said Papa Stubtail. “If Neddie and Beckie do not
-soon come back I’ll get Uncle Wiggily after them.”
-
-And, all this while, mind you, Neddie and Beckie were in the circus
-barn.
-
-Well, after Beckie had given her rubber doll a nice wash in the parrot’s
-bathtub, the little bear girl heard some one crying. At first she
-thought it might be some bad animal, pretending to be in trouble, so as
-to catch something for his supper. Then Beckie remembered that she was
-safe in the circus barn, where all the animals were her friends.
-
-So she looked around, and there she saw a great big grandfather monkey
-crying, and holding his face in his paw. He was all hunched up and
-stooped over as if he hadn’t a friend in the world, and he looked very
-sorrowful.
-
-“Oh, what is the matter?” asked Beckie, kindly.
-
-“I have a terrible toothache,” said the monkey gentleman.
-
-“Oh, that’s too bad!” exclaimed Beckie. She knew what a toothache was,
-once having had one herself. “Why don’t you do something for it?” she
-asked.
-
-“I don’t know what to do,” said the grandfather monkey. “That is, unless
-I have it pulled, and I don’t want to do that.”
-
-“I don’t blame you,” said Beckie, “still it might be better to have it
-out.”
-
-“If they could just pull out the ache, and leave the tooth in, I would
-not mind it so much,” went on the monkey. “But when they pull the tooth
-just to get out the ache—that is too much! Oh, dear!” and he almost
-stood up on the end of his tail, the pain was so bad.
-
-Beckie glanced about the circus barn. No one seemed to be looking after
-the toothache monkey. All the other monkeys were practicing on their
-hand organs, and all the other animals were reciting their different
-lessons. Beckie and the old Grandfather monkey were all by themselves.
-
-“I know what I’ll do,” said the little bear girl. “I’ll just slip out
-and go to Dr. Possum’s and get some toothache medicine for you. That may
-stop your pain.”
-
-“Oh, will you?” cried the grandpa monkey. “That will be very kind of
-you.”
-
-So Beckie left her rubber doll asleep, and slipped out of the circus
-barn when no one was looking. She hurried to Dr. Possum’s office and got
-some very strong medicine. Then, when she went back, she put some on
-some cotton and then she put the cotton in the hole of the monkey’s
-tooth, and soon it was all better.
-
-Then, as Beckie had nothing else to do, she thought she would go to
-sleep with her doll, which she did, lying down in the soft, clean
-sawdust. Beckie slept and slept, and so she did not see the bad old
-skillery-scalery alligator slip in through the barn door which she had
-left open when she came in with the toothache medicine.
-
-Nearer and nearer came the ’gator to Beckie. She did not see him,
-neither did Neddie nor the circus man, nor the Professor nor George, the
-big bear, or they might have driven him away.
-
-“Ah, ha! Now I’ll get her!” whispered the alligator to himself. “She is
-asleep and can’t see me. I’ll just carry her off to my den, and then—Ah,
-we shall see what will happen then!”
-
-But Beckie was not to be carried off by the ’gator. All of a sudden the
-grandpa monkey, whose toothache was all better now, saw the
-skillery-scalery creature.
-
-“Wake up, Beckie! Wake up!” cried the good monkey. “Get out of the way,
-and I’ll attend to that alligator.”
-
-Beckie awakened, and rolled out of the way just in time, or the
-alligator might have grabbed her. Then the monkey took four pawfuls of
-sawdust and threw it in the eyes of the alligator and down his throat
-and into his mouth and nose and ears, making the ’gator sneeze
-forty-’leven times. And whenever a ’gator sneezes that way he can’t harm
-anybody.
-
-That’s what happened to this skillery-scalery alligator, and away he
-went, taking his humpy-bumpy tail with him. So Beckie was saved, which
-shows that you should always stop a monkey’s toothache when you can.
-
-Then the bear children and the circus animals had their supper, and
-there was pickled ice cream for those who wanted it. And, in the next
-story, if the baby doesn’t sit down in the peach basket so tightly that
-we have to take the poker to get her out, I’ll tell you about Neddie and
-Beckie going back home.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XII
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE GO HOME
-
-
-“Oh, Neddie!” exclaimed Beckie Stubtail, the little girl bear, as she
-rolled over in the clean shavings on the floor of the barn where the
-circus animals stayed during the cold winter months.
-
-“Oh, Neddie, I’ve just thought of the nicest game we can play! Oh, it’s
-just too lovely for anything!”
-
-“Pooh! A girl’s game!” answered Neddie, the boy bear, as he looked under
-a pile of sawdust to see if he could find popcorn ball, or maybe an ice
-cream cone. Mind, I’m not saying for sure, but maybe. Anyhow, Neddie
-found nothing good to eat, so it doesn’t make any difference.
-
-“I don’t want to play any girls’ games,” went on Neddie.
-
-I don’t call Neddie very polite, myself, but then you may think
-differently. Beckie looked sort of disappointed, and her paws, in which
-she was holding Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, her rubber doll,
-trembled a little, and Beckie thought sure she was going to have to use
-her pocket “hankerwitch” (which is just the same of your handkerchief)
-to wipe away her tears.
-
-For Beckie was lonesome, and she wanted her mamma, and the little girl
-bear wished she hadn’t run away from home with her brother to go with
-the Professor and George, the big, tame, trained bear with the ring in
-his nose. Yes, indeed, Beckie was sorry she had run away.
-
-I guess Neddie was sorry, too, for, after pawing about a bit in the
-sawdust, he looked at his sister, and when he saw her lips quivering,
-and that she was trying to reach for her hankerwitch without him seeing
-it—then Neddie did what he should have done at first, and said:
-
-“Oh, well, Beckie, maybe a girl’s game would be nice after all. We
-aren’t doing much here. Tell me about it.”
-
-“I will,” said Beckie, and she brightened up and smiled as well as
-little girl bears can smile, and she patted her little rubber doll, and
-said:
-
-“Now, Neddie, just as soon as Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin is asleep
-I’ll tell you about the trick I thought up all by myself.”
-
-So Neddie waited until the rubber doll should close her eyes, and go
-fast, fast to sleep. It took some time.
-
-“Well, isn’t that doll asleep yet?” asked Neddie after a bit. He was
-anxious to know what trick Beckie was going to tell about.
-
-“Hush! Yes, she’s asleep,” said the little bear girl. “Come on, we’ll go
-over near where the elephants are eating their peanuts and I’ll tell you
-all about it. Will you kindly watch over Mary Ann Puddingstick
-Clothespin?” asked Beckie of the big hippopotamus.
-
-“I will,” answered the river-horse, yawning until it looked as if some
-one had opened a big red flannel bag, so large was the hippo’s mouth.
-
-“Now for my trick,” said Beckie when she and her little brother were
-over on the side of the circus barn where the elephants lived. “I was
-thinking, Neddie, that if we could get a long plank, or board, we could
-put it over the back of one of the big elephants. Then you could get on
-one end of the board and I’d get on the other, and we would see-saw and
-teeter-tauter up and down, and the people who watched us would like the
-trick very much.”
-
-“Yes, I think that would be fine!” cried Neddie. “Why, that isn’t a
-girl’s trick at all! It’s good enough for any of the boys! We’ll do it,
-and maybe we’ll get a lot of sweet buns and some lollypops, too! Why,
-that’s as good a trick as some that George does!”
-
-And George was a pretty good trick bear, too, let me tell you. When the
-Professor blew on his brass horn, Ta-ra-ta-ra-ta-ra! George would
-somersault, or peppersault, and march like a soldier and do all things
-like that.
-
-Well, Neddie and Beckie found a long teetery-tautery plank in the barn,
-and then they asked the kind old elephant, who had once helped Neddie,
-if he would let them put it on his back for a see-saw.
-
-“Why, to be sure I will,” kindly said the elephant, and with his long
-rubbery, stretchy trunk he put the plank on his own back, for it was
-quite too heavy for Neddie and Beckie to lift so high.
-
-“But I wonder how we are to get up on the plank now?” asked the little
-girl bear.
-
-“You can climb up my neck, if you don’t scratch me too much,” said the
-spotted giraffe, who was as tall as a stepladder. So Neddie climbed up
-the neck of one giraffe, on one side of the elephant, and Beckie climbed
-up another giraffe on the other side, the bear children taking care not
-to scratch the tall, spotted creatures. Then the little bear cubs got on
-the plank over the elephant’s back both at the same time, balancing
-themselves nicely, and then they began to teeter-tauter! Up and down
-they went, while Beckie sang this song.
-
- “Teeter-tauter
- Bread and water.
- Up and down we go.
- Sometimes I am very high
- Then again I’m low.”
-
-Well, the bear cubs were having a fine time, when along came the circus
-man and the Professor, who owned George, the trained bear. The two men,
-who could speak and understand bear, and all other animal languages,
-watched Neddie and Beckie doing the teeter-tauter trick Beckie had
-thought up all by herself.
-
-“That’s pretty good,” said the circus man, speaking bear talk, and
-nodding toward the two little bears.
-
-“Yes, indeed,” said the Professor. Then the two of them talked for some
-time in their own language, which Beckie and Neddie could not understand
-very well.
-
-Beckie and Neddie felt very proud that the circus man and the Professor
-should like their trick. But a little later, when the poll-parrot came
-over to them, and told them something, they did not feel so happy. The
-poll-parrot said:
-
-“Oh, you don’t know what I heard! I heard those two men talking about
-you two little bears. I can understand man talk, and talk it myself, you
-see.”
-
-“What did they say?” asked Neddie, sliding down off the teeter-tauter.
-That let Beckie come down suddenly with a bump, but she fell on a pile
-of soft shavings, so she did not get hurt in the least.
-
-“What did they say?” asked the parrot. “Why I heard them say that they
-were going to dress you two bears up like clowns, and make you go down
-South where it’s warm weather even if it’s winter up here. Down there
-the Professor is going to take you and George and an elephant, and make
-you do that see-saw trick. Oh, you’re going to be taken away from here!”
-
-Beckie and Neddie looked at each other. They had never thought such a
-thing would happen when they did their little trick.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie as she thought of going farther and farther
-away from her home and her mamma. “I wish we’d never run away, Neddie!”
-
-“So do I!” exclaimed Neddie. “But I’ll not let them send us down South!
-Listen, Beckie, we must run away again, only this time we’ll run back
-home!”
-
-“Oh, goodie!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws.
-
-“Come on—right away!” said Neddie. “We’ll go before the Professor and
-the circus man see us!”
-
-So the two little bear children slipped out of the back door of the
-barn. They wished they could kiss George, the big, kind bear, good-by,
-but it was impossible—which means you can’t do it.
-
-Oh! how fast Neddie and Beckie ran. Over the fields and through the
-woods they went, until the circus barn was left far, far behind. And
-finally, just as night was coming on, the two little children bears
-reached the cave in the side of the hill where they lived, and they were
-safe home again, and oh! how glad their papa and mamma and Aunt Piffy,
-the fat bear lady, were to see them. And of course Mr. Whitewash, the
-Polar bear, and Uncle Wigwag, the trick-playing bear, were glad also.
-And oh! such a good supper as Neddie and Beckie had.
-
-“We’re never going to run away again!” they said.
-
-So that’s all to this story, but in the next one, if the dog barking at
-the moon in our backyard doesn’t take off his collar and tie it on my
-pussy cat’s neck, I’ll tell you about Neddie Stubtail and little Wuzzy
-Fuzzytail.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XIII
- NEDDIE AND WUZZY FUZZYTAIL
-
-
-“Come, children, it’s time to get up!” called Mrs. Stubtail, the bear
-lady, as she stood at the foot of the stairs in the cave-house, on the
-side of the green hill, one morning. “Come, Neddie! Come, Beckie!”
-
-Up out of their beds in the soft, brown autumn leaves jumped Neddie and
-Beckie.
-
-“Oh, is that the Professor man, going to make us do our trick of
-see-sawing on the elephant’s back?” cried Beckie, rubbing her eyes.
-
-“Or maybe it’s George, the tame bear, calling us,” said Neddie. Then he
-and his sister looked at each other, and they both laughed.
-
-“Why, we’re in our own home!” exclaimed Beckie, looking around.
-
-“So we are! And not in the circus barn at all!” added Neddie, as he
-noticed his own room in the cave. Then he and his sister laughed again,
-jumped into their little bear suits, and slid down the stair rail to
-breakfast.
-
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-
-“Well, isn’t it good to be home again?” asked Mrs. Stubtail, as she put
-some more corn griddle cakes on the stove to cook.
-
-“Indeed, it is!” said Beckie.
-
-“And I guess you didn’t get any nice sweet maple syrup honey like this
-when you ran away from home, to go with the Professor man, and George,
-the trick bear; did you?” asked Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady bear.
-
-“Indeed, we didn’t!” exclaimed Beckie, as she took another cake. “And
-when you called us to breakfast just now, mamma, we thought we were back
-in the barn again, with all the circus animals.”
-
-“Well, what are we going to do to-day?” asked Neddie, as he pushed back
-his chair. And, just as he did it, Uncle Wigwag, the old gentleman bear,
-who was always playing tricks on the animal children, tipped Neddie over
-backward.
-
-“Oh, my!” cried the bear boy.
-
-“Don’t be frightened!” called Uncle Wigwag with a laugh. “I’m not going
-to let you fall!” And with that he caught Neddie, chair and all, up in
-his big paws and gave him a bear hug; he was so glad to see his little
-nephew back home again.
-
-“Well, I know what I’m going to do,” said Beckie, “I’m going to give my
-doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, a nice bath, and put a clean
-dress on her.” For, you see, the rubber doll had got rather mussed up
-traveling around through the woods.
-
-“I know what you are both going to do,” said Mrs. Stubtail, with a
-smile. “You are both going to school. You have missed enough lessons as
-it is, running off the way you did.
-
-“I’ll not punish you, although you did give us a bad fright, but you
-really must go back to school.”
-
-“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Neddie, scratching his nose with his claws.
-
-“That’s what I say!” spoke Beckie. You see, she and Neddie had been out
-of school nearly a week now, and it was rather hard to go back again.
-
-But they were pretty good little bear children—not too goody-goody, you
-know, but good enough—and so they went to school.
-
-And something happened soon after they reached their classes. Neddie
-talked in school. You see, the way it was, Joie Kat leaned over and
-asked him:
-
-“Where have you been all this while?”
-
-And Neddie answered back:
-
-“Oh, in a circus. I’ll tell you all about it at recess.”
-
-The teacher heard them whispering, and kept both the little bear boy and
-the kitten chap in after school. Joie Kat got out first, because he
-finished his punish-lesson sooner than Neddie.
-
-And when Neddie Stubtail finally got out of school there was none of the
-other animal boys to be seen. Every one, from Sammie Littletail, the
-rabbit, to Jimmie Wibblewobble, the duck, and Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow,
-the puppy dog boys, had all run off to play.
-
-“Well,” said Neddie, “I guess I’ll have to go home alone. Never mind,
-maybe I’ll have an adventure.” An adventure, you know, is something that
-happens; like when you drop your candy-penny down a crack in the
-boardwalk.
-
-Well, Neddie was walking along through the woods, and wishing he could
-find a lollypop, or maybe some honey cakes, when, all of a sudden, he
-heard a little crying voice down under a pile of leaves. And it was such
-a sad, baby sort of crying voice that Neddie was not at all frightened.
-He just looked around to see who it was, thinking perhaps it might be
-Jillie Longtail, the little mousie girl.
-
-But instead he saw a big tail sticking out from under the leaves, and
-when Neddie had poked them away with his paw there he saw only Wuzzy
-Fuzzytail, the tiny little fox boy.
-
-“Oh, hello, Wuzzy!” cried Neddie. “What are you doing here?”
-
-“I—I’m lost!” sobbed Wuzzy Fuzzytail. “I’m lost and I don’t know where
-my home is—boo-hoo!”
-
-“Oh, never mind! Don’t cry!” said Neddie. “I’ll take you home. Why did
-you hide under the leaves?”
-
-“Well,” said Wuzzy, “when I heard you coming along through the woods, I
-didn’t know who it was. I thought maybe it was a bad bear, so I hid
-under the leaves. Boo-hoo!”
-
-“Don’t cry!” said Neddie again. “I’ll take care of you.”
-
-“Oh, boo-hoo!” still sobbed Wuzzy.
-
-“Don’t say boo-hoo!” spoke Neddie. “Just say it backward for a
-change—say ‘Hoo-boo!’ Maybe that will make you stop crying.”
-
-“Hoo-boo!” said Wuzzy Fuzzytail, the little fox boy, and, surely enough,
-when he said that he stopped crying at once.
-
-Then Neddie took the paw of the little fox boy in his own big one, and
-away they went through the woods together toward the hollow log where
-Wuzzy lived with his papa and mamma.
-
-“I’m awful glad you found me, Neddie,” said Wuzzy Fuzzytail to the bear
-boy. “I wish I could do you a favor for being so kind to me.”
-
-“Oh, that’s all right!” said Neddie, sort of careless-like. “Maybe you
-can, some day.”
-
-Well, they were going along through the woods, when, all of a sudden,
-they saw right in front of them the bad old skillery-scalery alligator.
-
-“Ah, ha!” cried the unpleasant creature with the hump nose, “at last I
-have you, Neddie Stubtail! And a little fox, too. Better and better!
-Well, I’ll take the bear first and the fox boy afterward,” and with that
-he grabbed Neddie.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried the bear boy. “Now I am caught. This comes of being
-kept in after school.”
-
-He tried to get away from the alligator, but could not, and he felt very
-sad. Poor little Wuzzy did not know what to do, so he just stood there
-shivering and wondering who would take him home in case the alligator
-carried Neddie away.
-
-But foxes are very smart, even when they are small, and Wuzzy was a
-bright little chap. So, when he saw the alligator taking Neddie away,
-Wuzzy said to himself:
-
-“I wonder if I can’t help him? He helped me, so it is only fair that I
-should help him. What can I do?”
-
-He thought a minute and then he said:
-
-“Ah, ha! I have it. I’ll bite the alligator’s tail. He will be so
-surprised that he will give a jump, and then maybe Neddie can get away.”
-
-So, going softly up behind the alligator, who did not see him, Wuzzy
-nipped the alligator on the little end of his tail. And Wuzzy Fuzzytail
-had very sharp teeth, let me tell you, as all foxes have. He gave the
-’gator a good, hard nip.
-
-“Ouch! Wow! Horsecars and mustard seed!” cried the alligator, and he
-jumped around so suddenly, to see who was biting him, that he let go of
-Neddie.
-
-“Now’s your chance, Neddie! Run!” cried Wuzzy. And how Neddie did run!
-Wuzzy ran after him, and soon they were so far away that the alligator
-could not catch them. Then Neddie took Wuzzy home, and Mrs. Fuzzytail
-thanked the bear boy very much and gave him a piece of cake.
-
-Then Neddie went home himself and he didn’t whisper in school any more
-that day. So that’s all to this story.
-
-And to-morrow night if the poll-parrot doesn’t call the poodle dog funny
-names and bite a hole in the firecracker, I’ll tell you about Beckie
-making a doll’s dress.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XIV
- BECKIE MAKES A DOLL’S DRESS
-
-
-“Beckie! Beckie, where are you?” called Neddie Stubtail, the little boy
-bear, one morning after breakfast. “Come along! You’ll be late for
-school. I’m not going to wait for you.”
-
-“I’m coming,” answered Beckie from inside the cave-house on the side of
-the hill. “I’m coming! Wait a minute!”
-
-“I’m not going to wait, and be late!” said Neddie, and he was not quite
-as polite as he might have been.
-
-“Oh, Neddie!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady bear, puffing and
-blowing, for she had been down cellar after some potatoes, and when she
-came up stairs she always puffed and blew.
-
-“Why, Neddie!” she went on, “you should (puff) wait for (puff) your
-little (puff) sister. She doesn’t very often (puff) ask you to (puff) do
-it. More times she has to (puff) wait for you!”
-
-“Oh, well, I’ll wait,” said Neddie, and he felt the least little bit
-ashamed of himself for having talked that way to his sister. “But I
-don’t want to be late,” he added.
-
-“You won’t be late—I’m coming!” called Beckie. “I just wanted to find my
-needle and thread.”
-
-“Needle and thread!” cried Neddie. “You don’t mean to tell me, do you
-Beckie, that you’ve torn your dress and have to stop and sew it? And the
-last bell will ring in a few minutes! Oh, I’m not going to wait at all
-any longer! I’m going!” And off the little bear boy started, holding out
-his little stubby tail as stiff and straight as he could. But at that it
-wasn’t much larger than your thumb, and you could hardly notice it.
-
-“No, indeed, I haven’t torn my dress, and I don’t have to stop to sew it
-up,” said Beckie, as she came running out of the cave-house. “Wait a
-minute, won’t you please, Neddie? I’m just taking my needle and thread
-and some pieces of silk to school with me so I can make my new doll,
-Sarah Janet Picklefeather, a new dress.”
-
-“What, make your doll a dress in school?” cried Neddie, stopping and
-turning around. “Teacher never will let you, Beckie Stubtail—never! And
-you know it!”
-
-“Oh, but I’m not going to sew in school,” said Beckie, sweetly. “I’m
-taking my lunch with me, and I’m not coming home to dinner, and I’m
-going to sew on my doll’s dress during the noon recess. And I’ve got
-some honey cakes for my lunch, too!”
-
-“Oh, wow!” cried Neddie. “So that’s how it is, eh? Then I’m going to
-take my lunch, too, and stay at school and have some fun. May I have
-some honey cakes, mamma?”
-
-“Oh, yes, I guess so,” answered Mrs. Stubtail, who, with Aunt Piffy, had
-come to the door to see the children start for school.
-
-Then Neddie ran back to get his lunch put up. And such a busy time as
-there was, for a few minutes. Mrs. Stubtail and Aunt Piffy both tried to
-put the lunch up, so Neddie would not be late, and Mrs. Stubtail dropped
-the bread, butter side down, and Aunt Piffy lost her breath and could
-hardly find it again. Then Uncle Wigwag, the bear gentleman, who was
-always playing tricks, sat down in the fly paper by mistake, and Mr.
-Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, had to pull the sticky stuff off
-his friend, Uncle Wigwag.
-
-And that wasn’t all. For Mr. Whitewash was shaving his whiskers, and
-when he wasn’t looking, Mrs. Stubtail knocked over the molasses pitcher
-into his cup, full of soap-suds lather, and when Mr. Whitewash went to
-lather his face again he was almost as badly stuck up as Uncle Wigwag
-was with the fly paper.
-
-Oh, my! Such goings on!
-
-But, finally, Neddie’s lunch was put up and all this while Beckie waited
-for him, and she never once said “hurry up!” or “I’m going on, we’ll be
-late!” Not once did she say it, though she might well have done so,
-since the last bell had been ringing for some time.
-
-But finally Beckie and Neddie got to school and they were only about one
-forty-’leventh part of a second late, and that didn’t count.
-
-I wish I could tell you all that happened in school that day—how Neddie
-went to the blackboard, and wrote a fine story of a poodle dog that
-could stand on its head. And how Joie Kat drew such a real-like picture
-of a mouse that Tommie Kat, Joie’s brother, wanted to chase it, and it
-was all his sister Kittie Kat could do to stop him.
-
-But I haven’t room to tell you any of those things now. I must tell you
-about Beckie making her doll’s dress. Now, hold on, boys, if you please.
-You might think this is a girl’s story, but it isn’t—that is not all of
-it, even if it is partly about a doll’s dress.
-
-If you just listen you’ll see that Beckie did a very brave thing, which
-shows you that girls can do things as well as boys can, and lots of
-times better. Take, for instance, braiding hair—a boy couldn’t braid his
-hair to save him, but look how easily a girl can do it, and chew gum,
-and read a book and talk, all at the same time. Well, I guess!
-
-Anyhow, pretty soon it was recess time, and all the animal children
-could come out of school. Some went home to their dinner, and others,
-who had brought their lunch, found nice cozy places where they could eat
-it.
-
-Neddie went off with Tommie and Joie Kat, and with Jackie and Peetie Bow
-Wow, the puppy dog boys. And as soon as Beckie had finished her lunch
-she got out her needle and thread and thimble and the pieces of silk,
-and began to make a dress for her doll, Sarah Janet Picklefeather.
-
-First she sewed in some—tuckers, I think they’re called, or maybe it was
-puckers. Anyhow, she sewed them in the dress, Beckie did, to make it
-look nice.
-
-Then the little bear girl made a few frills around the neck and down the
-side she sewed in some rosettes. Around the middle she gathered some
-insertions, and then on the bottom—let me see now, what did she put on
-the bottom? Oh, I know, it was a ruffle. (You boys may skip this part if
-you like. I wouldn’t write it only I have to put in something about the
-dress, or the girls wouldn’t read the story.)
-
-Where were we? Oh, I remember. We’d gotten to the bottom part of the
-dress. And that reminds me, if we’re at the bottom of the dress that’s
-all there is to it, and I can stop, and so I’m at the end of that part,
-and don’t have to write any more, thank goodness!
-
-Anyhow, Beckie was sitting on the steps of the school, in the warm
-sunshine, sewing away on Miss Picklefeather’s dress, making her needle
-go in and out, when, all of a sudden, along came a bad old, big bear who
-didn’t like little bear girls, nor bear boys, either.
-
-“Ah, ha!” growled the bad bear. “This is the time I have caught you!
-I’ve been waiting a long time to get you! Now I’m going to carry you
-off to my den, and make you wash dishes for ever and ever.
-Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!”
-
-Beckie looked up quickly and started to run, but she had no chance. The
-bad bear was right in front of her, and the door, before which she was
-sitting, was one that was hardly ever used, so it had been locked.
-Beckie couldn’t escape that way. She looked all around the school yard,
-but none of her friends was in sight. Neither was Neddie, who might have
-saved her, and as for the teacher, she had gone home to her dinner.
-
-“Oh, help! Help!” cried poor little Beckie. She didn’t want the bear to
-take her away, and, as for washing dishes, she just hated that work,
-though she didn’t mind doing them for her mamma.
-
-“Pooh! No one will help you!” cried the bad bear. “So don’t bother to
-call. Come along!” And he reached out his paws to grab Beckie. Then he
-happened to notice the doll’s dress, and, being a very curious sort of
-bear, he asked: “What are you doing?”
-
-“I am making a dress for my doll,” answered Beckie, as politely as she
-could, with all her trembling. Then she thought of a trick to play on
-that bear. “Would you like to see me sew on the doll’s dress?” Beckie
-asked, sweetly.
-
-“Well, you might show me one or two stitches,” said the bear, sort of
-careless-like. “But, mind you, I’ll carry you off just the same.”
-
-“All right,” answered Beckie. “Look closely now. You see, I put the
-needle in this side of the silk and I push it through with my thimble.”
-
-“Yes,” said the bear, “I see.”
-
-“Now look closely,” said Beckie, and the bear leaned forward and put his
-nose and eyes close down. “And then,” said Beckie, “I pull my needle out
-this way, and—I stick it in your soft and tender nose—that way!” And
-with that she did it, jabbing the needle into the bear’s nose!
-
-“Oh, wow!” cried the bad bear, and he was so surprised that he turned a
-back somersault and then he ran away off in the woods to get some honey
-to put on his sore nose. So he didn’t take Beckie away after all. Which
-shows you that it’s a good thing to make a doll’s dress, sometimes.
-
-Then, soon the other children came back to school, and so did the
-teacher, and lessons went on and everybody said Beckie was very brave.
-And I think so, too, and in the story after this, if the ashman doesn’t
-take our furnace out in the yard so that it catches cold and can’t go to
-the moving picture show, I’ll tell you about Neddie’s joke on Uncle
-Wigwag.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XV
- NEDDIE’S JOKE ON UNCLE WIGWAG
-
-
-“What is the matter? Why are you laughing so much?” asked Aunt Piffy,
-the fat old lady bear, of Uncle Wigwag, the comical old bear gentleman,
-one morning at the breakfast table.
-
-“Oh, ho! Ha, ha! I tee-hee—ho—ho! I just can’t help it!” said Uncle
-Wigwag, giggling, so that he spilled some honey on the tablecloth. And
-Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, said:
-
-“Oh, there you go again!”
-
-“Excuse me!” spoke Uncle Wigwag, and then he laughed some more, and some
-milk he was drinking went down his Sunday throat, and, as the day
-happened to be Thursday, it was altogether wrong you see, and Uncle
-Wigwag choked and sniffed and snuffled and laughed, all at the same
-time.
-
-“Well, I do declare!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, as she patted Uncle Wigwag
-on the back, so he wouldn’t lose his breath. And he didn’t, I’m glad to
-say, but Aunt Piffy accidentally pounded him so hard that she lost part
-of her own breath, and when she talked next time she had to go like
-this:
-
-“I never (puff) saw you behave so (puff) at the table before (puff)
-Waggie, in all my (puff) life. Never! (puff). What is the (puff) matter,
-Waggie?” You see she called Uncle Wigwag by the name of Waggie for
-short.
-
-“Oh!” said Uncle Wigwag, when finally he could talk, “I just thought of
-something, I did! It made me laugh!”
-
-Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, looked at Uncle Wigwag quite
-severely, but he said nothing, and only went on eating his breakfast.
-
-“I think I know what made Uncle Wigwag laugh,” said Beckie Stubtail, the
-little girl bear, to Neddie, her brother, some time later.
-
-“What?” he asked as he looked for his books to take to school. “What was
-it, Beckie?”
-
-“He’s thinking of a joke to play,” said Beckie.
-
-“I believe you’re right,” went on Neddie. “Oh, Beckie, and I’ve just
-thought of something, too.”
-
-“What is it?” she asked as she looked to see if her doll, Sarah Janet
-Picklefeather, was nicely covered up in the puppy dog’s basket, so she
-wouldn’t get cold while Beckie was at school.
-
-“We’ll just play a trick on Uncle Wigwag,” went on Neddie. “He plays so
-many on us that it’s about time we played one on him.”
-
-“Oh, yes, let’s do it!” cried Beckie, clapping her little paws. “But it
-won’t be a mean or an unkind trick, will it, Neddie? For Uncle Wigwag is
-very good to us, and gives us lollypops, even if he does play a joke on
-us now and then.”
-
-“Oh, no, it won’t be a bad trick,” said Neddie, laughing. “Only a funny
-one.”
-
-So the two little bear children went on to school, talking on the way of
-the joke they would play on Uncle Wigwag. In fact, Neddie was thinking
-so much about this that he did not pay enough attention to his lessons,
-and when the teacher asked him: “Why does a cow eat grass?” Neddie
-answered: “Because it’s a joke!”
-
-You see, he was thinking of the one he and Beckie were going to play.
-But the teacher didn’t know that, so she made Neddie go down to the foot
-of the class for not answering correctly.
-
-Well, when school was out, Neddie and Beckie hurried off by themselves
-to play the joke on Uncle Wigwag.
-
-“Have you thought of what to do yet?” asked Beckie.
-
-“Yes,” said Neddie, “you know it was cold last night, and the little
-puddle of water near our cave-house is frozen over. It’s as slippery as
-glass. Now we’ll cover the puddle over with some sawdust, so you can’t
-see the ice. Then we’ll make believe write a letter to Uncle Wigwag and
-we’ll put it on the top of the sawdust in the middle of the frozen
-puddle.
-
-“He’ll run out to get the letter, when we tell him there is one for him,
-and he’ll slip on the ice and go down ‘ko-bunk!’”
-
-“Oh, but won’t he get hurt?” asked Beckie, anxious-like.
-
-“No, for his fur is so thick now that he won’t feel the fall,” said
-Neddie. “Come on, we’ll play the joke on him.”
-
-So the two little bear children got some sawdust, and, when no one was
-looking, they sprinkled it on the ice so the slippery stuff could not be
-seen.
-
-Then they made believe write a letter to Uncle Wigwag, and, putting it
-in a large envelope, with his name on the outside, they put this right
-in the middle of the frozen puddle, tossing it there so they themselves
-would not have to walk on the ice and maybe fall down.
-
-“Now, we’ll hide behind this tree,” said Neddie, “and watch for Uncle
-Wigwag to fall down.” They had left word with Mr. Whitewash, the polar
-bear, to tell Uncle Wigwag, as soon as he came in, that there was a
-letter for him on the sawdust. Mr. Whitewash, not knowing anything of
-the joke Neddie was playing, said he would tell Uncle Wigwag of the
-letter.
-
-Well, after a while, when Neddie and Beckie had been hiding behind the
-tree for some time, out came Uncle Wigwag.
-
-“Now, watch!” whispered Neddie. “See him tumble when he gets on the
-ice!”
-
-But, instead of going over and picking up the letter, Uncle Wigwag put a
-box down on the ground, near the path by which Neddie and Beckie went to
-school, and then the old gentleman bear himself went and hid behind a
-tree.
-
-“Oh, what do you know about that!” whispered Neddie. “He is playing a
-joke on us, just as I said he would. There’s nothing in that box but a
-piece of brick, or maybe a lot of stones. Uncle Wigwag expects we’ll
-pick it up, thinking it’s candy, and when we open it he’ll cry ‘April
-fool!’ even if it isn’t the month to play those jokes.”
-
-“I believe that’s what he is doing,” said Beckie, laughing.
-
-“Well, we’ll just not be fooled,” went on Neddie. “We’ll leave the
-make-believe box of candy alone, and wait until we see Uncle Wigwag go
-out on the ice after his letter and fall down.”
-
-So the two little bear children, laughing to themselves at the joke they
-were playing on their fun-loving uncle, waited behind the tree. Uncle
-Wigwag waited behind his tree, too.
-
-Pretty soon, along came Tommie Kat, the kitten boy. He saw the white box
-on the path, and cried:
-
-“Oh, joy! I guess this is something good!”
-
-“Watch him get fooled!” whispered Neddie. But lo and behold! Tommie
-opened the box and there it was filled with the nicest kind of candy!
-There wasn’t a stone or brick in it.
-
-“Oh, yum-yum!” cried Tommie, as he ate the sweet stuff.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie. “It _was_ candy, after all. What kind of a
-joke do you call that?”
-
-“I—I don’t know,” answered Neddie, rubbing his nose with his paw. “I
-guess Uncle Wigwag played a different one this time.”
-
-“Then we oughtn’t to play a mean joke on him, as long as he played such
-a nice candy joke on us,” said the little bear girl.
-
-“I guess you’re right,” agreed Neddie. “We’ll tell him not to go get
-that letter.”
-
-But, before they could do this, Tommie Kat saw the white envelope out on
-the sawdust-covered ice puddle.
-
-“Oh, joy!” he cried again. “Maybe that’s more candy!” And, before either
-Beckie or Neddie could call to him, Tommie rushed out to get the
-make-believe letter. And as soon as he got on the ice, which he couldn’t
-see because of the sawdust on top, down he went ker-bunko! his feet
-sliding out from under him, and the candy scattering all over.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Tommie Kat. “I’m all sawdust! And the nice candy! Oh,
-dear! It’s all lost!”
-
-Neddie and Beckie rushed out from behind their tree.
-
-“We didn’t mean that you should fall, Tommie,” said Neddie, as he helped
-the little kitten boy to stand up. “That was for a joke on Uncle
-Wigwag.”
-
-“Well, I don’t call it a very nice joke,” said Tommie, rubbing his nose.
-“But, anyhow, I did find some candy. Help me pick it up.”
-
-“I guess that was for us,” said Beckie. “It was one of Uncle Wigwag’s
-jokes!”
-
-As the bear children and the kitten boy were picking up the scattered
-sweet stuff, out came Uncle Wigwag from behind his tree.
-
-“Ha! Ha!” he cried to Neddie. “I guess I fooled you after all, didn’t I?
-And so you were going to fool me, too, eh? But Tommie got my joke
-instead. Oh, dear!” and he laughed so hard that he got the hiccoughs,
-and Aunt Piffy had to rush out of the cave-house to pat him on the back.
-
-And then, all of a sudden, the bad bear, in whose nose Beckie had stuck
-the needle when she was making her doll’s dress, came rushing up,
-growling and wanting to bite some one. But Neddie Stubtail, brave little
-chap that he was, threw a hard lollypop at the bad bear, hitting him on
-his sore nose, making him cry, “Wow!” and run away off in the woods
-where he belonged.
-
-Then the rest of the candy was picked up, and Beckie and Neddie said
-they were sorry they had tried to play the ice trick on Uncle Wigwag,
-and everything was all right.
-
-And on the next page, if the penholder doesn’t let the ink bottle fall
-out of the window and make a black mark on the sidewalk, I’ll tell you
-about Mr. Whitewash and the stovepipe.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XVI
- MR. WHITEWASH AND THE STOVE PIPE
-
-
-“Oh, dear!”
-
-“What’s the matter?”
-
-“Where’s all that smoke coming from?”
-
-“Oh, ker-choo! Wuzz! Fuzz!”
-
-“Snicker-snacker-snookum!”
-
-Every one seemed shouting at once.
-
-There was great excitement in the cave-house, where the Stubtail family
-of bears lived. Neddie and Beckie, the two little bear children, had
-jumped out of bed and were choking and sneezing in the hall.
-
-“Why, the house is filled with smoke!” cried out Aunt Piffy, the fat old
-lady bear, and she puffed so hard because her breath nearly got away
-from her, that she almost slid downstairs.
-
-“Is the house on fire?” asked Papa Stubtail, as he looked around for a
-pail of water.
-
-“Maybe this is one of Uncle Wigwag’s tricks,” said Beckie, as she wiped
-the tears out of her eyes. She wasn’t exactly crying, you understand,
-but you know smoke always makes tears come into your eyes.
-
-“No, no! There’s no fire!” called Mamma Stubtail, from down in the
-kitchen. “I was getting breakfast when the stovepipe suddenly fell down.
-I guess you’ll have to come and fix it, Hiram,” she called to Mr.
-Stubtail. His first name was Hiram, you see.
-
-“Let me do it,” said Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, and before any one
-else could hurry down to the kitchen Mr. Whitewash had slid down the
-stairs, and soon he had the stovepipe in place again, and the stove
-cooked things without smoking, and Mrs. Stubtail finished getting
-breakfast.
-
-But that wasn’t all about Mr. Whitewash and the stovepipe. Just you wait
-until you get to the end of the story and you’ll see.
-
-Soon breakfast was over, and Beckie and Neddie had started for school.
-Then Mr. Stubtail went to work, and Uncle Wigwag went over to call on
-Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, to talk about Christmas
-and Santa Claus.
-
-That left Mr. Whitewash home with Mrs. Stubtail, who was washing the
-breakfast dishes.
-
-“How did the stovepipe happen to come down?” asked Mr. Whitewash,
-curious-like.
-
-“I guess it’s getting old and couldn’t stand up much longer,” answered
-the lady bear. “The first I knew it had tumbled over and the smoke
-poured out.”
-
-“Yes, there was lots of smoke,” said Mr. Whitewash. “We all were
-frightened. I must take a look at that pipe,” which he did, putting on
-his glasses so he could see better.
-
-“Ha!” he cried, after a bit. “I thought so. That stove needs a new pipe.
-I’ll go after it and fix it before the children come home. Then we won’t
-have any more trouble when you get up to get the breakfast, Mrs.
-Stubtail.”
-
-“That will be very kind of you,” said the lady bear.
-
-So off Mr. Whitewash went to get the stovepipe. And very nice he looked,
-too, walking along through the woods and over the fields, with his white
-fur all combed out like a French poodle’s when he’s had his bath. Mr.
-Whitewash was snow-white—and when he walked along sometimes his friends
-took him for a snowman, and threw snowballs at him. But Mr. Whitewash
-never minded that.
-
-Well, he got to the stovepipe store all right, but the cow gentleman,
-who kept it, said:
-
-“I am very sorry, Mr. Whitewash, but we are all out of stovepipe this
-morning. I expect some in at the end of the week.”
-
-“But I cannot wait that long,” said the white polar bear gentleman. “Our
-old pipe may fall down any day, and fill the house with smoke again.
-Then the fire engines will come out and squirt water in our cave, and
-there’ll be a terrible time. I must have some stovepipe.”
-
-“Well, I’ll tell you what I’ll do,” said the cow gentleman. “I sold some
-pipe to Grandfather Goosey Gander, the duck gentleman, the other day,
-and after he used it awhile he said he wanted a different kind.
-
-“So he took down that I had sold him, and got some different kind. The
-old pipe is out in his back yard now, and I think he would give it to
-you.”
-
-“It will do no harm to ask, anyhow,” said Mr. Whitewash.
-
-Over he went to the house of Grandfather Goosey Gander, and there,
-surely enough, was the pipe.
-
-“Certainly you may have it,” said the duck gentleman. “I am glad to give
-it to you. But be careful, for it is full of black soot, and it may get
-on your white coat.”
-
-“Oh, I can wrap it up in a paper,” said Mr. Whitewash, which he did.
-Then, taking care not to get the stovepipe, though it was wrapped up,
-against his snow-white fur, off Mr. Whitewash started for the
-cave-house, where he lived with the Stubtail family.
-
-Did you ever put up a stovepipe? No, I guess you did not. Well, it is
-not easy work, as Mr. Whitewash soon found. Either the pipe he got from
-Grandfather Goosey Gander was too large to fit in the chimney hole or
-else the chimney hole was too small to let the pipe slide in. Anyhow,
-Mr. Whitewash tried and tried again, and once more, but the pipe would
-not fit.
-
-“I guess I’ll have to get on a stepladder,” said the polar gentleman,
-breathing hard.
-
-“Oh, how black your paws are!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, the fat lady bear.
-
-“Yes, it comes off the stovepipe,” said Mr. Whitewash. “Please bring the
-stepladder.”
-
-So Aunt Piffy and Mrs. Stubtail went for the ladder, but in bringing it
-through the kitchen door it slipped and caught on Mrs. Stubtail’s paws,
-so that she fell down, and so did the fat lady; and Aunt Piffy lost her
-breath.
-
-Aunt Piffy could hardly get her breath back again, either, but she
-caught it just as it was slipping out of the door and then she was all
-right again—at least for a while.
-
-“Now I guess I’ll fix this pipe!” cried Mr. Whitewash, as he stood upon
-the ladder. Carefully he shoved the stovepipe into the chimney hole, but
-still it stuck.
-
-“It must go in!” cried the polar bear gentleman, “or else we can’t have
-a fire in the stove to cook dinner.”
-
-Then he gave a big push on the pipe. But something slipped. Part of what
-slipped was the stepladder and the other part of what slipped was Mr.
-Whitewash and the third part of it was the stovepipe.
-
-Down they fell in a heap together on the floor.
-
-“Oh!” screamed Aunt Piffy.
-
-“Oh, me! Oh, my!” cried Mrs. Stubtail. “Shall I get the doctor?”
-
-Mr. Whitewash didn’t say anything for a little while, and then he
-remarked:
-
-“Please get me a dusting brush!”
-
-And he certainly needed it, for the soot from the stovepipe had
-scattered all over him, and instead of being a pure white bear, he was
-speckled black and white now, like those dogs which always run along
-under a carriage.
-
-But when Aunt Piffy and Mrs. Stubtail tried to brush the black soot off
-Mr. Whitewash, they found they were only making it worse. The brush
-scattered the black all over him instead of leaving it only in spots.
-
-“I guess you had better not try,” said Mr. Whitewash. “I’ll take a bath
-after I get this pipe up.”
-
-“Can you get it up?” asked Mrs. Stubtail.
-
-“Of course I can,” said Mr. Whitewash.
-
-So up on the stepladder the polar bear gentleman got again, and he tried
-to fix the stovepipe. He almost had it in the chimney hole, and he was
-just getting ready to holler “Hurray!” when, all of a sudden, there was
-a growling noise at the back door, and Mrs. Stubtail screamed:
-
-“Oh, a lion! Here’s a lion coming after us!” and she and Aunt Piffy ran
-in the parlor and hid under the sofa.
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the lion. “I’m a bad chap from the circus; and
-I’ve come after Beckie and Neddie!”
-
-Then he roared again, and so loudly that he made the stepladder tremble.
-This shook it so that Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, fell down again.
-This time the stovepipe landed right on top of his head, like the tall
-silk hat Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, wears. And the
-soot from the stovepipe scattered all over Mr. Whitewash some more until
-he was as black as a piece of coal.
-
-“Get out of here!” called Mr. Whitewash to the bad lion, and the lion
-was so scared at seeing a white bear suddenly turn black, and wear a
-stovepipe for a hat, that he ran away as fast as he could, taking his
-tufted tail with him. So he didn’t get Neddie or Beckie after all, and a
-little later Mr. Whitewash got the pipe all nicely fixed.
-
-Then he took a bath, for, oh! he was so black! But soon he was as nice
-and white again as a French poodle. So there was no more trouble with
-smoke in the Stubtail cave-house, and when Beckie and Neddie came home
-from school they made molasses taffy on the stove.
-
-So that’s all I can tell you now, but on the page after this, in case
-our cat doesn’t try to walk the telephone wire and fall off into the
-rose bush, I’ll tell you about Papa Stubtail in a trap.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XVII
- PAPA STUBTAIL IN A TRAP
-
-
-Now to-night I’m going to tell you a story about something sad that
-happened to Hiram Stubtail, the papa bear. And I will not make it any
-sadder than I can help. But still I have to tell things exactly as they
-happened, or it would not be fair, and we must always try to be fair and
-honest in this world, no matter what happens. Even when we’re sad we
-must try.
-
-But I will say this, though there is a sad part to the story, there is
-also a glad part. And the glad part I’ll put in last, so that when you
-go to bed you will dream about that. I always like to have pleasant
-dreams; don’t you?
-
-Once I dreamed I found a lot of money and to make sure I’d have it when
-I awakened I put it under my pillow. But when I woke up the money was
-all gone. Dream money always does that, you know. It disappears.
-
-And once I dreamed I found a lollypop, and when I put my hand under my
-pillow there it was—all sticky! My little girl had put it there to keep
-safe for the night. So that part of my dream came true.
-
-But I started to tell you about Papa Stubtail’s trouble, and I guess you
-don’t want to hear about my troubles.
-
-Anyhow, one Saturday, when there was no school, Beckie and Neddie
-Stubtail, the two little bear children, started off to the woods to see
-if they could have any fun. It was quite cold, and it seemed as if it
-were going to snow, but they did not mind that, for they had on their
-warm fur coats.
-
-“I know what let’s do!” exclaimed Beckie. “Let’s go over and call on
-Uncle Wiggily. You know since he found his fortune he has lots of money,
-and he might give us some to get a popcorn ball with.”
-
-“All right, I’ll go with you,” agreed Neddie. So they went to the house
-of the old gentleman rabbit. They found him at home, and he was glad to
-see them. And, surely enough, he gave each of the bear children a penny
-to buy a popcorn ball. Bears are very fond of those sweet things, you
-know.
-
-Well, while Neddie and Beckie were enjoying the popcorn balls, their
-papa had started to come home from where he worked in the bed factory,
-making nice fuzzy mattresses, fluffing them up with his sharp claws, for
-little bears to sleep on.
-
-“I will go home a little early to-day,” said Mr. Stubtail, to himself,
-“and take Neddie and Beckie to a football game. They will enjoy that.”
-
-Well, as he was walking along, thinking how funny it was for Mr.
-Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, to put up a stovepipe and get all
-black—as Mr. Stubtail was thinking of this, I say—all of a sudden he
-heard some one crying:
-
-“Help! Help! Oh, will no one help me?”
-
-“Ha! Who can that be?” exclaimed Mr. Stubtail, looking all around, and
-thinking maybe it might be one of his own children, little Neddie or
-Beckie, in trouble.
-
-But he could see no one, though the voice still cried out:
-
-“Help! Oh, please help me!”
-
-“I would help you if I could see you,” said Mr. Stubtail, looking up and
-down and sideways and even around the corner. Still he could see no one,
-and then the voice said:
-
-“Here I am, right down by this board fence!”
-
-Then Mr. Stubtail looked more closely, and he saw, crouched on the
-ground, at the bottom of a board fence, Jollie Longtail, the little boy
-mousie.
-
-“Oh, there you are!” exclaimed Mr. Stubtail. “But why are you crying,
-Jollie, and why don’t you run away?”
-
-“I can’t run away,” answered the mousie boy, “because my long tail is
-fast through a knot hole in the fence, and that is the reason I am
-crying.”
-
-“Your tail fast through a knot hole in the fence?” exclaimed Mr.
-Stubtail. “Why, how did that happen?”
-
-“Well, you see,” explained Jollie. “I was creeping along here, looking
-for a piece of cheese, when my tail slipped through the hole. And,
-before I knew it, another boy mousie named Snippy-Snoopy, who doesn’t
-like me, came along and tied a knot in my tail so I couldn’t pull it
-back through the hole again. And here I am held fast. Will you please
-untie the knot in my tail? I can’t reach it.”
-
-“Oh course I will!” exclaimed the bear gentleman, and very gently, so as
-not to hurt Jollie, he untied the knot in the mousie boy’s tail, so
-Jollie could run along home.
-
-“Oh, thank you so much!” he called to Mr. Stubtail, most politely. “And
-if ever I can do you a favor I will!”
-
-Then Mr. Stubtail hurried on home, thinking how nice it would be to take
-Beckie and Neddie to the football game. And I guess Mr. Stubtail was in
-such a hurry that he did not notice where he was going for, all of a
-sudden, he stepped into a steel trap.
-
-“Snap!” it went shut, catching him on the paw. And, oh! how it did hurt.
-
-“My goodness me! Oh, dear! This is terrible!” cried Mr. Stubtail. “I am
-caught!”
-
-He tried to pull his paw out but the more he pulled the worse it hurt,
-and he had to stop. Then he tried to lift up the trap in his other paw,
-thinking maybe he could carry it to the blacksmith shop and have it
-filed off. But the trap was fast to a tree by a big chain and Mr.
-Stubtail could not get it loose. There he was caught fast.
-
-This is the sad part of the story. I’ll make it just as short as I can
-and get to the glad part.
-
-Well, poor Mr. Stubtail stood there in the trap not knowing what to do.
-He thought he would never see his home again, or his wife, or Neddie, or
-Beckie, nor yet Mr. Whitewash and Aunt Piffy and Uncle Wigwag.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed Mr. Stubtail. “What ever shall I do? Soon the hunter
-who put this trap here will come along and get me. Then it will be all
-up with Papa Stubtail.”
-
-But just then he heard a little rustling in the dried leaves, and a tiny
-voice asked:
-
-“Can I help you, Mr. Stubtail?”
-
-The bear gentleman looked down and saw Jollie Longtail, the mousie boy,
-whose tail he had untied a little while ago.
-
-“Oh, Jollie, it’s you, is it?” asked Mr. Stubtail. “No, I’m afraid you
-can’t help me. You see, this trap and chain are made of iron, and though
-you have very sharp little teeth to gnaw through wood, you can’t gnaw
-iron.”
-
-“No,” said Jollie, “I can’t do that, but maybe I could go and get help
-for you.”
-
-“So you can!” cried Mr. Stubtail, trying not to let the little mousie
-boy see how much pain he was in. “The very thing, Jollie. Run home and
-get Mr. Whitewash and Uncle Wigwag, and any one else you can, to come
-and get me out of this trap before the hunter comes.”
-
-Away ran the mousie boy as fast as he could go. But it was a long way to
-the cave-house—not very far for a bear gentleman, perhaps, who can take
-long steps, but quite a distance for a little mouse chap.
-
-“But I’ll get there in time!” cried Jollie. “I must save Mr. Stubtail,
-for he saved me. I’ll get there!”
-
-Faster and faster he ran on. Once a bad fox tried to grab Jollie, but
-the mousie hid under a log until the fox had passed on. Again a big
-horned owl bird, with staring eyes, swooped down on him but Jollie
-dodged under a stone and the bird stubbed its beak, and didn’t get the
-mouse.
-
-Then Jollie reached the cave-house and told what had happened to Mr.
-Stubtail.
-
-Mrs. Stubtail was so excited that she nearly fainted and fell into a tub
-of water when she heard the news.
-
-Aunt Piffy lost her breath completely this time, and it was several
-seconds before Jollie could run after it for her and bring it back.
-
-“What!” cried Neddie, for he and Beckie had come home. “My papa in a
-trap!”
-
-“Yes, and he needs help quickly!” cried Jollie.
-
-“Then I’ll go get my uncle and Mr. Whitewash!” said Neddie. Off he
-rushed to find Uncle Wigwag and the polar bear gentleman. They also got
-Uncle Wiggily, and Gup, the kind, strong horse, and as many other animal
-gentlemen as they could, and back they hurried to where Mr. Stubtail was
-in the trap.
-
-Together, with the help of a kind circus elephant, they pulled the trap
-open and the bear gentleman was free. Then they all hurried away before
-the hunter man, with his gun and dogs, could get them. Mr. Stubtail
-limped a little and was lame for some time, but that is better than
-staying forever in a trap.
-
-When he got home his wife was out of the tub of water, and she and Aunt
-Piffy made some nice salve for Mr. Stubtail’s sore foot. Then they had a
-lovely supper with honey ice cream, and everybody was happy and they
-couldn’t do enough for Jollie Longtail. And this is the glad part of the
-story.
-
-So this shows you that you should always untie a knot in a mousie’s tail
-if you can, for you never can tell when a mousie might help you.
-
-And no more to-night, if you please, but very soon, if the milkman’s
-horse doesn’t come up on our front stoop and take our doormat to wipe
-his feet on, I’ll tell you about Mamma Stubtail’s honey cakes.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XVIII
- MAMMA STUBTAIL’S HONEY CAKES
-
-
-“Oh, mamma!” cried little Neddie Stubtail, the bear cub, as he got ready
-to go to school one morning. “What is it that smells so good in your
-kitchen?”
-
-“What smells so good?” spoke Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear. “Well, I
-don’t know. Maybe it’s the tea kettle boiling.”
-
-“Oh, mamma, you’re joking just as Uncle Wigwag often does,” said Beckie,
-the little bear girl. “I, too, smell something good. Are you making
-candy?”
-
-“Now, you children just run along to school and say your lessons,” said
-Mrs. Stubtail, as she looked to see if there was any stove blacking on
-her apron. But there was none, I’m glad to say.
-
-“Little bears should be seen and not heard,” said Aunt Piffy, the fat
-old lady bear, as she came up from down cellar, where she had been
-looking to see if any dust had gotten in the eyes of the potatoes.
-
-“Oh, but we smell something good!” cried Neddie. “Do tell us what it is,
-mamma.”
-
-Then he and his sister Beckie sniffed and snuffed real hard, to try and
-find out what it was that smelled so good. It was like molasses candy
-and popcorn and lollypops and ice cream cones, all rolled into one. But
-Neddie and Beckie could not tell exactly what it was.
-
-Anyhow, the school bell rang just then, and they had to run on to their
-lessons, so they didn’t have time to find out what it was their mamma
-was cooking in the kitchen that smelled so nice.
-
-But at noontime, when they came home for dinner, they discovered the
-secret. Neddie ate up his dessert and then he blinked both his eyes at
-his sister Beckie. That meant, in bear language:
-
-“Come on outside. I want to talk to you.”
-
-Then Beckie wiggled both her ears and this meant: “All right. I’ll be
-out in a minute.”
-
-And when Beckie met Neddie outside the house and they were on their way
-to school, Beckie asked:
-
-“What is it, Neddie? What smelled so good?”
-
-“It’s honey cakes,” said he.
-
-“Honey cakes?” exclaimed Beckie. “Why, we don’t have them until
-Christmas.”
-
-“I know,” said Neddie, “but it’s almost Christmas now. Mamma is making a
-lot of honey cakes. That’s what smelled so good this morning. They’ll be
-done this afternoon and she’ll put them out on the back steps to cool,
-as she always does.”
-
-“Well, is that all?” asked Beckie, anxious-like.
-
-“No, not quite,” said Neddie. “When we come home from school you and I
-will go softly up on the back stoop and we’ll get some of the honey
-cakes. They’ll be cool by then.”
-
-“Oh, but that’s not right!” cried Beckie, “We can’t eat mamma’s honey
-cakes without asking her.”
-
-“I didn’t say anything about eating them,” spoke Neddie. “I just said
-we’d take a few cakes in our paws. Then we’ll go to mamma and say we saw
-the cakes out on the back stoop, and we’ll ask her if we can eat them.
-Mind you, we won’t take so much as a smitch of one before we ask her!
-
-“But when she sees we have the cakes of course she’ll let us take a
-nibble. Even Aunt Piffy would do that. Otherwise we’d never get a honey
-cake until Christmas. Will you do it?” asked Neddie.
-
-“Oh, well; yes, I guess so,” said Beckie. “But I’m afraid it isn’t
-exactly right.”
-
-“Oh, yes, it is,” said Neddie. “Now, come on to school, and when we come
-home this afternoon we’ll get some honey cakes.”
-
-But I’m afraid, after all, that what Neddie was going to do was not
-exactly right. However, let us see what happens, as the telephone girl
-says.
-
-Neddie and Beckie went on to school, but they did not do very well in
-their lessons, for they were thinking so much about honey cakes. And if
-they had known that Uncle Wigwag, the old bear gentleman, who was always
-playing tricks, had heard them talking about what they were going to do,
-maybe they would not have felt so happy.
-
-For Uncle Wigwag, hiding behind a stump, had heard just what Neddie and
-Beckie had planned to do to get some honey cakes. And the old joking
-gentleman bear said to himself:
-
-“Now, I’ll play a joke on those children. It isn’t right for them to do
-that, and I’ll teach them a lesson.”
-
-So he went out on the back steps, where the pans of honey cakes were
-cooling. Honey cakes, you know, are made from honey and sugar and other
-sweet things, and are very good. Little bear children love them more
-than anything else.
-
-“Let me see now. What trick shall I play?” said Uncle Wigwag to himself.
-“Oh, I know. I’ll put a lot of glue on the back steps, and make them all
-sticky like fly paper. Then, when Neddie and Beckie come up to get the
-honey cakes they’ll step in the glue, and they’ll be held fast, and
-they’ll make such a fuss that their mamma and Aunt Piffy will hear them.
-They’ll come out, and I guess those bear cubs will never take any more
-honey cakes without asking.”
-
-So Uncle Wigwag got a lot of sticky glue from the doll factory where
-they glue dolls’ wigs on, and he spread the sticky stuff all over the
-back steps, where, on the top rail, Mrs. Stubtail had set the honey
-cakes to cool.
-
-Oh, how delicious they smelled! Uncle Wigwag could not help taking one,
-but of course that was all right, as he paid his board to Mrs. Stubtail.
-
-Then Uncle Wigwag spread out the sticky glue, taking care not to step in
-it himself, and then he went and hid behind a stump to see what would
-happen when Neddie and Beckie came softly along to get the honey cakes.
-
-But something else happened. I’ll tell you all about it if you’ll
-listen.
-
-Neddie and Beckie hurried out of school that afternoon. They had managed
-to get through their lessons, and were very anxious to eat some of the
-honey cakes—that is, if their mamma would let them.
-
-“I hope they’re out on the stoop when we get there,” said Beckie.
-
-“Oh, you honey cakes!” exclaimed Neddie, jolly-like. “Of course they’ll
-be there.”
-
-And just then, as it happened, there was a bad old wolf behind the
-fence. And he heard what the bear cub children were saying.
-
-“Honey cakes, eh?” exclaimed the wolf. “I guess I’ll go get some for
-myself.”
-
-So he ran through the woods, a shorter way than Neddie and Beckie went,
-and the old wolf got there first, just as the one did in the Little Red
-Riding Hood story.
-
-“Ah! ha!” exclaimed the wolf, as he smelled the honey cakes. “Now for a
-good meal! I’m glad I heard Neddie and Beckie talking about this. Oh,
-you honey cakes!”
-
-The old wolf went softly to the stoop. He looked all around, but he saw
-no one. Mrs. Stubtail was washing the dishes and Aunt Piffy had gone to
-lie down and take a nap. Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, was over
-visiting Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, and Uncle Wigwag,
-as we know, was hiding behind the stump.
-
-The wolf saw no one, and up the back steps he went to get the honey
-cakes that were set out there to cool. But something happened.
-
-All of a sudden the wolf stepped in the glue and stuck fast. All four
-feet were caught in the sticky stuff and when the wolf tried to get
-loose he only stuck the faster.
-
-“Oh, wow!” howled the wolf. “Oh, dear, I’m caught!”
-
-Uncle Wigwag, hiding behind the stump, heard the noisy noise and, not
-yet having seen the wolf, he cried:
-
-“Ah, ha! Now I have caught Neddie and Beckie. I guess this will be a
-lesson to them not to take honey cakes again!”
-
-Out rushed the old gentleman bear, and when he saw the wolf caught in
-the glue, instead of the little bear cub children, Uncle Wigwag did not
-know what to say, he was so surprised.
-
-And when the wolf saw the bear gentleman he cried:
-
-“Oh, dear! Don’t bite me! I’ll be good! I’ll not take any of your honey
-cakes!”
-
-“You’d better not,” spoke Uncle Wigwag. And then the wolf was so
-frightened that he managed to pull his feet loose from the sticky glue,
-and away he ran without a single honey cake.
-
-And when Neddie and Beckie came along later to take some cakes,
-intending to ask if they could eat them, they found every one so excited
-at the bear cave that they didn’t take any cakes at all. Besides, Mamma
-Stubtail had lifted the honey cakes inside after the wolf made such a
-racket.
-
-“But you were almost caught!” said Uncle Wigwag to Neddie and Beckie, as
-he told them what he had heard them say. Then they promised never to
-think of such a thing again, and their mamma gave them each some nice
-honey cakes for supper. But the wolf had none, and it served him right.
-
-So Uncle Wigwag played his trick just the same, though, on a wolf
-instead of the bear children. Then Aunt Piffy scrubbed all the glue off
-the back steps and everybody was happy.
-
-And in the next story, if the molasses jug doesn’t go down cellar and
-cry in the coal-bin so the coal is all stuck up, I’ll tell you about
-Neddie and the kindling wood.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XIX
- NEDDIE AND THE KINDLING WOOD
-
-
-“Neddie! Neddie! Where are you?” called Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear,
-one afternoon as she stood on the back steps, which were still colored
-dark from the glue that Uncle Wigwag had put there, the time Neddie and
-Beckie were going to take the honey cakes, as I told you in the other
-story. “Neddie! Neddie!” called the mamma bear.
-
-There was no answer for a moment, and then Tommie, the little kitten
-boy, came running as fast as he could run.
-
-“What’s the matter, Tommie Kat?” asked Mrs. Stubtail. “Is a bad rat
-chasing you?”
-
-“Oh, no, not a bad rat,” answered Tommie, as he quickly hid under an old
-ash can. “You see we’re playing hide and seek, and Neddie, he’s it. I’m
-hiding away from him. Don’t tell where I am; will you?”
-
-“Of course not,” said Mrs. Stubtail, with a laugh. “So that’s why Neddie
-didn’t answer me,” she went on. “He’s playing a game. Very well, Tommie
-Kat, but when you get in homefree, or when Neddie finds you, just tell
-him for me, if you please, that I want to see him.”
-
-“I will,” promised Tommie Kat, and then he pulled his tail in close
-under the ash can so when Neddie came to look for him he wouldn’t see
-him.
-
-Truly enough, in a short time, Neddie Stubtail, the little boy bear,
-came looking for all the animal children who were playing the game. He
-found Jimmie Wibblewobble, the boy duck, hiding under some corn meal
-sacks. Then he saw Johnnie Bushytail, the squirrel, in a nut bag, and
-Neddie saw Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow cuddled up together behind the rain
-water barrel.
-
-But Neddie could not find Tommie Kat, and finally the little boy bear
-had to call out:
-
-“Givie up! Givie up! Come on in free!”
-
-This meant that when Tommie ran out from where he was hiding Neddie
-would not tag him, and the kitten boy would not be “it.” So out Tommie
-came from under the ash can, and Neddie said:
-
-“Oh, so that’s where you were; eh?”
-
-“Sure I was,” said Tommie. “But say, Neddie, your mamma wants you.”
-
-“Really?” asked Neddie.
-
-“Really, truly, and truly ruly,” laughed Tommie.
-
-Just then Mrs. Stubtail came out and called again:
-
-“Neddie! Neddie! I want you!”
-
-“What is it, mamma?” asked Neddie, politely, and wondering where he
-would hide when it came his turn.
-
-“I want you to bring me in some kindling wood for the stove, so I can
-easily make a fire in the morning to get breakfast,” said the bear lady.
-
-“Oh, mamma, I don’t want to!” exclaimed Neddie. “I want to play hide and
-seek some more. It’s my turn to hide, and I know a dandy place where
-they can’t find me. Sammie Littletail, the rabbit, has to be it, and
-he’ll never find me.”
-
-“Well, my dear little bear boy,” spoke Mrs. Stubtail, “I know you like
-to play, but you must also help me. Bringing in the wood is one of your
-tasks. So don’t make a fuss about it.”
-
-“All right, mamma, I won’t,” said Neddie, eagerly. “Only do I have to
-bring in the wood right away?”
-
-“It would be better to get it in before dark,” said Mrs. Stubtail, “but
-I don’t mind if you wait a little while longer. Only don’t forget it,
-and don’t be too long. It soon gets dark, you know, and you can’t see to
-get me nice sticks of wood. But go on and play a while longer.”
-
-Mrs. Stubtail wanted to be kind to Neddie, but she also wished him to
-feel that he had certain things to do, and must do them.
-
-Well, Neddie went on playing hide and seek, and he hid in the big
-clothes basket that was in the yard. He pulled a clean sheet from the
-line over him, and really the basket looked as though it were filled
-with clothes from the wash.
-
-Of course when Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, who was searching for
-the other animals this time, passed by the basket, he only saw the
-sheet, and never thought that Neddie was hiding under it. So Sammie
-didn’t find Neddie, though he did all the other animal boys, and such
-fun as Neddie had when he ran in home free.
-
-“I told you that you couldn’t find me!” he said, as he tried to stand on
-one ear, but he couldn’t because his ear bent double. Then Neddie fell
-down, and he knocked over Peetie Bow Wow and Peetie bumped up against
-Jimmie Wibblewobble, the duck, and for a time it looked just like an
-animal circus.
-
-Well, Neddie Stubtail was having so much fun that he forgot all about
-bringing in the kindling wood for his mamma. Then, all of a sudden it
-got dark—so dark that the animal boys couldn’t play hide and seek any
-more—and Neddie remembered the wood.
-
-“Oh, dear!” he exclaimed.
-
-“What’s the matter?” asked Charlie Chick, who was also playing the game.
-
-“I forgot all about the wood,” spoke Neddie. “You stay and help me carry
-it in; won’t you? I’ll give you a honey cake, if you do, Charlie.”
-
-“Well, I’d like to very much,” said Charlie Chick, “for I am very fond
-of honey cakes. But my mamma told me to come home just as soon as it got
-dark. I’ve got to help shell some yellow corn for breakfast. Good-bye!”
-
-Then Charlie Chick trotted off to his chicken coop, and all the other
-animal boys went to their homes, though Neddie asked each of them to
-stay and help him bring in the wood.
-
-But none of them could, for they, too, had little things to do at home.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed Neddie. “I’ve got to bring in the kindling wood all
-alone. And it’s dark! But I suppose it serves me right for letting it go
-so long. Next time I’ll not.” And I suppose it did serve Neddie right,
-though that did not make it any the more pleasant.
-
-So the little bear boy went out to the woodpile. It was so dark he could
-hardly see, but still he was brave, and he made up his mind he was not
-going to ask Uncle Wigwag, or Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, to help
-him.
-
-“For it’s my own fault for not bringing in the wood earlier,” thought
-Neddie.
-
-He hurried all he could, and brought in one pawful, which he put in the
-wood-box behind the stove. His mamma didn’t say anything when Neddie
-stood there in the kitchen a minute, sort of waiting-like, as though he
-hoped she would excuse him.
-
-Mamma Stubtail really felt sorry for her little bear cub, but she knew
-it would be a good lesson to him. And there are more kinds of lessons in
-this world than you learn from your school books, you know.
-
-So Neddie went out to the woodpile again, and it was darker than ever.
-The little bear boy piled his paws full of the firesticks and started
-for the house. It was quite a distance, and before Neddie got there some
-one stepped up behind him and grabbed him tightly.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried the little bear boy. “Who is it?”
-
-“It is I! The skillery-scalery alligator!” was the answer, given in a
-shivery sort of voice. “At last I have you! I have been waiting until it
-was dark enough for me to carry you off without any one seeing me. Now
-I’ve got you. Come along!”
-
-“No, I’m not going!” cried Neddie, and he struggled to get loose. But he
-couldn’t, for the ’gator held him too tightly.
-
-“Oh, help! help!” cried poor Neddie.
-
-“Hush! No more of that!” snarled the skillery alligator, and he held one
-paw over Neddie’s mouth so the little bear boy couldn’t call for help.
-
-“Come along!” cried the alligator, and he started to drag Neddie away.
-
-And then the little bear cub thought of something. In his paws were a
-lot of sharp, jagged sticks of wood. As quickly as a flash Neddie
-dropped all but one of these sticks of wood. This one he grasped tightly
-in his paws, and with that stick he gave that bad alligator such a whack
-on his nose that tears came into his eyes.
-
-“Oh, wow! Trolley cars, and ice cream cones! What happened to me?” cried
-the alligator. “Did it thunder and lightning?”
-
-“No! I did it with my little stick!” cried Neddie and he gave the ’gator
-another whack, if you will excuse my saying so. Then the alligator cried
-“Wow!” again, and more tears came into his eyes, and he could not see
-through so much salt water, and then Neddie managed to wiggle loose and
-run into the house. And the ’gator had too much of a toothache to
-follow, so the little bear boy got away after all. And the
-skillery-scalery alligator went to the dentist’s, to have his tooth
-fixed.
-
-After that, Uncle Wigwag helped the little bear boy bring in the rest of
-the wood, and never again did Neddie let his work go until dark. And on
-the next page, if the coffee grinder doesn’t take a bite out of the gas
-stove and make it sing in its sleep, I’ll tell you about Beckie and her
-cough medicine.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XX
- BECKIE AND HER COUGH MEDICINE
-
-
-“Ker-choo! Ker-choo! Ker-choo!” sneezed little Beckie Stubtail, the bear
-girl, as she sat up in her bed of straw one night. “Ker-choo!
-A-ker-choo! Boo-hoo!”
-
-“My goodness me sakes alive and some castor oil!” cried Aunt Piffy, the
-nice old bear lady, waking up from a sound sleep in the next room. “What
-ever is the matter, Beckie?”
-
-“Oh, dear! I don’t know!” cried Beckie, as she rubbed her eyes in the
-dark. “But I feel so queer! My nose is all stopped up, and I can’t
-breathe and my throat tickles and I’m cold——”
-
-“Oh my goodness!” cried Aunt Piffy, jumping out of bed so quickly that
-she almost stepped on the pussy cat’s tail.
-
-Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, had also heard her little cub girl
-sneezing and coughing, and Mamma Stubtail jumped up too, and ran to
-Beckie’s room, turning up the night light so she could see what was the
-matter.
-
-“What is it, Beckie? What has happened?” asked mamma.
-
-“Oh, dear! I’m so miserable,” said poor Beckie, crying.
-
-“Oh, no wonder!” remarked Aunt Piffy. “See, she is all uncovered, and
-she has taken cold. We must put her feet in hot mustard water at once,
-and send for Dr. Possum. Oh, the dear child is going to be ill!”
-
-“I hope not,” said Mamma Stubtail, but she was afraid just the same.
-
-Then such a time as there was with the two lady bears bustling around to
-look after Beckie. And all through it Papa Stubtail never waked up, for
-he had worked hard that day, and was a sound sleeper. But Uncle Wigwag,
-the funny old bear gentleman, did awaken, and, putting on his dressing
-gown and slippers, he stuck his head in Beckie’s room, and asked:
-
-“Is there anything I can do?”
-
-“Yes,” said Aunt Piffy. “You might heat some water. We want to give
-Beckie a hot bath.”
-
-“I will,” said Uncle Wigwag, and he didn’t try to play any tricks at all
-then, but heated the water at once. And Uncle Wigwag was very fond, too,
-of playing tricks and jokes, let me tell you.
-
-Well, soon Beckie was nice and warm, and she had soaked her paws in
-mustard water, and taken some sweet medicine. And all this while Neddie
-her little bear brother, had not awakened from his sleep.
-
-But Mamma Stubtail and Aunt Piffy were kept very busy until nearly
-morning looking after Beckie. Finally she did not cough or sneeze so
-much, and she fell asleep. Everybody was glad.
-
-“When it’s morning we’ll have Dr. Possum,” said Mrs. Stubtail, softly.
-
-Well, morning came after a while, but it always seems to come very
-slowly when you are awake and waiting for it, especially if some one is
-ill. And Beckie was quite ill. She seemed to get worse all the while.
-
-When Dr. Possum came, right after breakfast, he felt of Beckie’s paw to
-tell how fast her pulse was beating. Then he made her put out her tongue
-to see how red it was, and the animal doctor gentleman said:
-
-“Yes, Beckie is a pretty sick little bear girl. But I think I can cure
-her. She needs some cough medicine.”
-
-“Will it be bad, bitter medicine, doctor?” asked Beckie, as she sat up
-in bed, with a dry-leaf quilt wrapped around her.
-
-“Well, Beckie, I might as well tell you the truth, for you would find it
-out anyhow as soon as you tasted it,” said Dr. Possum. “The cough
-medicine is going to be very bitter and bad. I will not deceive you. But
-I can do one thing—I can make it a pretty color.”
-
-“Do, please, then,” begged Beckie. “But why is it that you doctors can’t
-make medicine that is not bitter?”
-
-“I’ll tell you why, Beckie,” spoke Dr. Possum. “You see the bad cold or
-other disease gets inside you and it likes you so well it stays there,
-and as long as it stays you can’t get better. So we give bitter
-medicines—not to you, but to the bad cold that’s inside you.
-
-“And when the cold sees that bad, bitter medicine coming down your dear
-little red throat, the cold says to itself:
-
-“‘Ha! Hum! This is no place for me! I’d better get out!’ And out the
-cold goes, and then you get better. That’s what bitter medicines are
-for.”
-
-“I see,” said Beckie. “Well, I’ll take it.”
-
-“And you can make as many faces as you like when you swallow it,” said
-Dr. Possum with a laugh. Then he mixed up some bitter cough medicine for
-Beckie, but he colored it pink, just to match the shade of the little
-bear girl’s hair ribbon.
-
-“There, now,” said the possum doctor gentleman. “You can make believe
-it’s pink candy syrup, Beckie.”
-
-“I’ll have to make believe very, very hard to do that,” said Beckie,
-smiling the least little bit.
-
-Well, Dr. Possum went away, and Beckie had her first dose of the bitter
-cough medicine. It was so bad and sour and puckery that she made a
-terribly funny face when she took it. It was such a funny, queer face
-that Neddie, her brother, who was watching her take the medicine, had to
-laugh. And, as he was drinking a glass of water just at that minute, the
-water spilled all over him, of course.
-
-“Well, Neddie,” said his mamma, “I guess you had better go on to school.
-This is no place for you.”
-
-So Neddie went to school, and Beckie stayed home with her cough and the
-pink, bitter cough medicine. For some time she felt quite miserable, and
-then the medicine made her sleepy.
-
-And Aunt Piffy, who was taking care of Beckie, said to herself:
-
-“Well, now, as long as she’s quiet, I’ll have time to run across the
-street and get some sugar from Mrs. Wibblewobble, the duck lady. I will
-make Beckie a little sugar candy to take after her medicine.”
-
-So Aunt Piffy, leaving Beckie asleep, stepped out of the bear cave. And,
-as it happened, Mrs. Stubtail had gone out, too. She went over to Mrs.
-Kat’s house to see about getting a thimbleful of thread to sew some shoe
-buttons on Mr. Stubtail’s coat. That left Beckie sleeping all alone in
-the house, for Neddie, her brother, had gone to school, and Mr.
-Whitewash, the polar bear, had gone out hunting after honey, and Uncle
-Wigwag, the funny bear, was over calling on Grandfather Goosey Gander,
-the duck gentleman.
-
-And a bad old lion, who used to work in a circus, came along just then.
-Seeing the door of the bear cave open, as Aunt Piffy had left it when
-she went out, the lion said:
-
-“Ah, ha! I’m going in here! Perhaps I shall find something good to eat!”
-
-In he went, and he saw Beckie asleep in her bed.
-
-“Ah, ha! A little bear girl!” growled the lion. “The very thing for me!
-I’ll take her away with me!”
-
-He was lifting Beckie up in his big paws, and was just walking away with
-her, when the little bear girl awoke. And she was so frightened at
-seeing the lion that she coughed and sneezed and choked something
-dreadful. Oh, yes, indeed!
-
-“A-ker-choo! Ker-fooz! Ach! Hoch! Pitzel!” sneezed Beckie. “Oh, dear!”
-she cried.
-
-“Keep quiet!” said the lion, rudely enough. “Some one will hear you!”
-
-“That’s what I want,” said Beckie. “Oh, please let me alone.”
-
-“No! No!” growled the lion. Then Beckie coughed some more, and her
-throat hurt her, and she saw the bottle of pink, bitter medicine Dr.
-Possum had left on her table.
-
-“Oh, please let me take some of that pink stuff!” begged Beckie of the
-lion.
-
-Now, the lion had some good in him, after all, and when he saw how much
-Beckie was suffering, he handed her the bottle of cough medicine. Beckie
-took some, and it stopped her cough at once, but she made such a funny
-face when she swallowed it that the lion cried:
-
-“Ha! That must be fine stuff to have you make such a funny face. I must
-look into this. Yes, indeed!”
-
-“Would you like some of my cough medicine?” asked Beckie, hoping the
-lion would take some. She knew what it would do to him.
-
-“Indeed, I will,” the lion said; “I’ll drink the whole bottle full of
-pink stuff, and then you’ll see what a queer face I’ll make.”
-
-So the lion tipped up the bottle of bitter, sour, pink cough medicine
-and swallowed it all at once. Of course it wasn’t meant to be taken that
-way—not even by a lion—all at once.
-
-And such a face as the lion made! It was seven different kinds of a face
-at once, and then the lion howled and roared and said, “Oh, dear!” for
-his throat seemed to be on fire.
-
-And then, without trying to bother Beckie any more, out of the window
-the lion jumped, to run off to find some ice water, so his throat
-wouldn’t burn from the cough medicine.
-
-Of course Beckie’s medicine was all gone, but it did not matter, for her
-cold was soon better. I don’t know whether it was from the medicine she
-took, or whether the lion scared the cold away.
-
-Anyhow, Beckie got all well, and the lion didn’t bother her again for
-more than a week.
-
-And, if the bag of peanuts doesn’t step on the elephant’s toe and make
-him sneeze, I’ll tell you next about Neddie and the tooting horn.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXI
- NEDDIE AND THE TOOTING HORN
-
-
-“Mamma, can’t Beckie come out and play?” asked Neddie, the little bear
-boy, as he ran home from school one afternoon. “I came home early on
-purpose. It was such a nice, sunny day that teacher said I might come
-out before the others, to amuse Beckie.”
-
-“That was very kind of you,” spoke Mrs. Stubtail, “and I think I will
-let Beckie out a little while. But you must look after her, and see that
-she does not stay late, for it gets cold after the sun goes down, and
-you know she is hardly over her cough yet.”
-
-“Oh, I’ll be careful of her,” said Neddie, and he was so glad he could
-take out his little sick sister, that he stood up on the end of his
-short, stubby tail.
-
-That is, Neddie tried to stand on the end of his tail, but the truth of
-the matter is, my dear little friends, that Neddie was getting to be
-such a fat, heavy little chap of a bear cub that his tail would not hold
-him any more.
-
-So over he fell, ker-thump-o! But he landed in a pile of leaves so he
-was not hurt at all.
-
-“Don’t let Beckie try that, Neddie,” said Mrs. Stubtail, with a laugh.
-“She is only just out of a sick bed, you know.”
-
-“I won’t!” laughed Neddie, as he picked himself up and brushed off the
-leaves. You know I told you, in the story before this one, how Beckie
-had to take some pink, bitter medicine for her cough that Dr. Possum
-gave her. Hold on, I don’t mean that Dr. Possum gave her the cough—no,
-he gave her the medicine to cure it. And a bad lion got in after Beckie,
-and he swallowed the whole bottle of medicine and that gave him such a
-conniption fit that he was glad to leave the little girl bear alone.
-
-So while Neddie waited outside the bear cave, Mrs. Stubtail went inside
-to get Beckie ready to take a little walk in the woods.
-
-“Oh, it is just lovely to get out again, after being in the house so
-long!” sighed Beckie, as she walked along with her brother Neddie,
-holding his paw.
-
-Neddie was as nice as could be, and he walked slowly with his sister who
-had been ill, taking good care that she did not stumble over a stick or
-a stone.
-
-On and on they went, and pretty soon, when Neddie was thinking it was
-about time to start for home with his sister, all of a sudden they heard
-a tooting horn in the woods.
-
-“Hark! what’s that?” cried Beckie, giving a jump.
-
-“I don’t know,” answered Neddie, and he looked all around, ready to run
-in case there should be danger.
-
-“Maybe it’s a hunter and his dogs,” suggested Beckie. “Oh, Neddie, I’m
-so frightened!”
-
-“Don’t be frightened, Beckie,” he said gently. “I’ll take care of you.
-Maybe, after all, it’s only the nice trained bear, George, and the
-professor man who toots on his brass horn.”
-
-“Oh, but if it’s he maybe he’ll want to take us back to the circus
-barn,” went on Beckie. “I wouldn’t like that.”
-
-“Nor I,” said Neddie. “But I don’t believe it is. Let’s take a look.”
-
-So the two bear children looked all around, and then they heard the
-tooting horn again. And this time they saw who was blowing it. It was a
-hunter man, and he had his gun and his dog with him.
-
-“Quick! Jump behind this big tree!” cried Neddie, and he helped Beckie
-to hide herself. They were only just in time, too, for just then the
-hunter looked around, and he might have seen the bear children, except
-for the tree.
-
-Then the hunter blew his horn again, and, not seeing anything to shoot,
-he whistled to his dog, put his gun over his shoulder and slinging the
-horn by his side, down the hill he went, leaving Beckie and Neddie
-alone. And, oh, how happy they were!
-
-“Well, I’m glad that’s over,” said Beckie, with a long breath. “We won’t
-come to these woods again.”
-
-“I guess not,” said Neddie. “Let’s hurry home.”
-
-“What kind of a horn was it that the hunter man had?” asked Beckie, as
-she and her brother took hold of paws again, and started for home. “It
-wasn’t at all like the one the professor man blew on. His was brass.”
-
-“I know it,” answered Neddie, “and this one was made of birch bark,
-rolled up like a cornucopia such as come on Christmas trees. Only those
-are filled with candy, and this one had nothing but air in it.”
-
-“I see,” said Beckie. “And can you blow on a birch bark horn, Neddie?”
-
-“I can blow a little bit on that kind of a horn,” said Neddie. “But we’d
-better not stop now to try it. Let’s hurry home.”
-
-So the two little bear children went on, over hills and dales, and
-through the woods.
-
-Now, whether they were not careful to take the right path, or whether
-the hunter and his dog and gun had so scared them that they didn’t know
-what they were doing, I can’t begin to say. It might have been one
-thing, and then, again, on the other hand, it might have been something
-else. And I don’t want to make a mistake.
-
-Anyhow, the first thing Beckie and Neddie realized was that they were
-lost. They didn’t know where they were, nor how to get home. All they
-knew was that they were in the woods, some distance from home, and night
-was coming on.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie, when she saw that Neddie did not know his way
-home. “Oh, dear me!”
-
-“Don’t worry, sister dear,” he said. “I’ll take care of you,” and he put
-his paws about her.
-
-“Oh, I know you will,” said Beckie, “and you are as kind as you can be;
-but, still, and with all that, if I stay out after dark my cold may get
-worse again, and I’ll have to take more of that bitter medicine.”
-
-“You can’t!” exclaimed Neddie. “The bad lion swallowed it all for you!”
-
-“Oh, but Dr. Possum can make plenty more, and maybe worse than that!”
-cried Beckie. “Oh, dear! Where is our home? It’s lost!”
-
-“No, it’s we who are lost,” said Neddie, with a laugh. “Our house is
-just where it always was.” And he giggled again. He didn’t feel very
-much like laughing, you know, but he did it to cheer up his little
-sister. It’s a good thing to laugh, sometimes, even when you don’t feel
-like it.
-
-Well, it kept getting darker and darker, and Beckie was more and more
-frightened, even though Neddie was as jolly as he could be. Finally he
-said:
-
-“We’ll just call for help. Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, or our papa,
-or Uncle Wigwag might be roaming through these woods, and they’d hear us
-and take us home.”
-
-“Oh, then, holler as loudly as you can,” said Beckie. “Perhaps mamma, or
-Aunt Piffy, is out looking for us.”
-
-So the two little bear children called as loudly as they could. Again
-and again they shouted, but only the echoes answered them.
-
-“It’s of no use!” said Beckie, and she was almost ready to cry, for her
-cough was hurting her again. Then Neddie thought of something.
-
-“I have it!” he cried. “I’ll make a tooting horn out of birch bark, like
-the one the hunter man had. I’ll blow on the horn, and surely some one
-will hear that.”
-
-“Oh, goodie!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws. Then she felt better.
-
-Neddie with his sharp claws quickly stripped off some white birch bark
-from a tree. He rolled the bark into a sort of cornucopia, large at one
-end and small at the other. He put the small end to his mouth.
-
-“Toot! Toot! Toot!” went the little bear boy on the birch bark horn.
-Again and again he blew it. Finally Beckie said:
-
-“I hear some one coming!”
-
-Surely enough there was a sound in the bushes.
-
-“Come and get us!” cried Neddie.
-
-“I’m coming,” said a voice, and then, instead of their papa or uncle
-bear, out jumped the bad old skillery-scalery alligator.
-
-“Now I have you!” he cried, snapping his teeth.
-
-“Oh, no, you haven’t!” said Neddie. And with that he blew such a blast
-from the tooting horn in the face of the ’gator that the bad creature
-turned a somersault and a peppersault mixed together and away he ran
-back to the drug store, where he belonged. Then Neddie blew some more
-tunes on the tooting horn, and this time his papa, who was searching in
-the woods, heard him and came to get his little boy and girl bear.
-
-So Neddie and Beckie weren’t lost any more, and soon they were safely
-home, and I’m glad to say that Beckie’s cough got no worse. And they had
-hot mush for supper with sweet molasses on.
-
-And in the next story, if the lady downstairs doesn’t come up and take
-my typewriter to get her baby asleep with, I’ll tell you about Beckie
-and the hand-organ man.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XXII
- BECKIE AND THE HAND-ORGAN MAN
-
-
-“Beckie,” said Mrs. Stubtail, the lady bear, as she came into the
-sitting-room in the cave-house where the little cub girl was playing
-with her rubber doll; “Beckie, I wonder if you are well enough to go to
-the store for me?”
-
-“Of course I am, mamma,” answered Beckie. “My cold and cough is all
-cured now. I can go to school next week, I think.”
-
-“I hope so,” said Mrs. Stubtail, “for you have been very ill.”
-
-I told you, you know, about how Beckie had to take some very bitter,
-sour medicine, and how she fooled the bad lion with it.
-
-And, since her illness, Beckie had not been to school. But she was
-better now, and that’s why Mrs. Stubtail thought perhaps the little bear
-girl could go to school.
-
-“Well, as long as you think you are able to be out,” went on the mamma
-bear, “I’d like you to bring me a cake of yeast. I want to bake some
-bread.
-
-“I would go to the store for it myself,” went on Mrs. Stubtail, “only I
-have to stay in the house, since Aunt Piffy is visiting over at Mrs.
-Wibblewobble’s duck pond, and I expect Mrs. Bow Wow the dog lady might
-call this afternoon. That’s why I asked you to go for the yeast,
-Beckie.”
-
-“Oh, mamma, I don’t in the least mind,” said Beckie, politely. “I think
-the walk will do me good. It is a nice day, though it does look as
-though it were going to snow. And I’ll take my doll, Isabella Trolleycar
-Jamkitchen, along with me. She needs the air, too.”
-
-“Well, wrap up warmly,” spoke Mrs. Stubtail, “and don’t catch any more
-cold.”
-
-“No, and I won’t let the cold catch me!” laughed Beckie, as she looked
-for her little red jacket, hanging on the hat rack.
-
-So the little bear girl started off through the woods to go to the store
-for a yeast cake for her mamma.
-
-The store was kept by a nice, kind old pussycat lady, and when Beckie
-got there the pussycat was just drinking a saucer of warm milk.
-
-“Would you like some, my dear?” asked she of Beckie.
-
-“Thank you, I would,” said the little bear girl, politely.
-
-So before buying her yeast cake, Beckie had some nice, warm milk, and a
-molasses cookie, which the cat lady storekeeper baked all by her own
-self.
-
-“Now be careful, and don’t lose your change,” said the lady cat, as she
-gave the pennies to Beckie. “And put the yeast cake in your pocket,
-where it won’t fall out.”
-
-“I will,” answered Beckie.
-
-Off she started for home, with the pennies and the silver-covered yeast
-cake rattling about in her pocket. Now a yeast cake, as I guess you all
-know, is something to make a loaf of bread light and fluffy. The yeast
-makes the bread all full of little holes, so that the butter won’t fall
-off it when you spread it on.
-
-Well, Beckie was going along, thinking how much nicer it was to be well
-than ill, and she was wondering what the animal girls would say to her
-when she went back to the school, when, all of a sudden, Beckie heard
-some one crying behind a clump of bushes.
-
-“My goodness!” cried the little bear girl. “That’s a man!”
-
-You see she could tell right away that it was no animal crying.
-
-“Yes, it’s a man!” thought Beckie, and she got ready to run as soon as
-she could see which way to go, so as not to run into the man. For most
-men, Beckie knew, would like to carry away a little bear cub like
-herself.
-
-Then Beckie heard the crying again and a voice said:
-
-“Oh, dear! How sad I am. Poor George has run away and left me!”
-
-“George!” thought Beckie. “Why, that was the name of the nice, tame,
-trained bear that Neddie and I ran off to travel with some time ago. I
-wonder if that man can be the Professor who blew on the shiny, brass
-horn?”
-
-So Beckie peeked around the corner of the bramble briar bush, behind
-which the crying man was hiding, and she saw that he wasn’t the
-Professor gentleman at all.
-
-He was a hand-organ man, with a nice fur coat, and he was crying as hard
-as he could cry, that man was.
-
-“I don’t think he’d be cruel to me,” thought Beckie. “Anyhow, he’s in
-trouble, and maybe I can help him. Besides, hand-organ men most always
-have monkeys, and if they are kind to the monkeys they’ll probably be
-kind to little bear girls. I’m going to ask him if I can help him.”
-
-Just then the hand-organ man cried again, and said:
-
-“Oh, dear! Oh, George, why did you ever run away and leave me?”
-
-Oh, I forgot to tell you that the reason Beckie knew the crying man
-played a hand-organ was because there was a hand-organ standing up
-against a tree near him. Only he wasn’t playing it just then. You can’t
-very well play a hand-organ and cry at the same time. At least I never
-saw any one do it, though, of course, it may be done.
-
-“What is the matter, hand-organ man?” asked Beckie, politely, making a
-little bow, as she stepped in front of him. “Why do you cry, and who is
-George? Was he a little bear?”
-
-“Oh, no,” said the man, who could understand bear talk, and speak it,
-too. “No, George was not a bear. He was a monkey, and he used to do lots
-of tricks as I played the music. But he has run away and left me.”
-
-Then Beckie noticed that there was no monkey with the hand-organ, as
-there should have been, by rights.
-
-“So you are crying for George; is that it?” she asked the man who was
-wiping away his tears on the back of his cap.
-
-“That is just why, little bear girl,” he said. “I have no monkey to do
-funny tricks when I play the music, and, unless I have a monkey, the
-people will not give me pennies. Oh, I have no money, I can’t get any,
-and I am so hungry.”
-
-“Poor hand-organ man!” exclaimed Beckie. “Maybe I could be a monkey for
-you.”
-
-“You!” exclaimed the man. “Why, you are too big. But I thank you just
-the same.”
-
-“I know I am a little larger than a monkey,” said Beckie, “but I can do
-tricks. I learned them from some circus animals, when my brother Neddie
-and I ran away with a bear named George. At first I thought you meant
-the bear George.”
-
-“No, my monkey was named George, too,” said the hand-organ man. “But let
-me see you do some tricks.”
-
-So Beckie danced around in the woods, and played soldier, as she had
-seen the bear George do, and she climbed a tall tree and then she stood
-on her hind paws and begged like a little poodle dog, and the man
-exclaimed:
-
-“Why, that’s just fine! Now we’ll have a little music!”
-
-So he played a jolly tune and Beckie did more tricks. Then the man said:
-
-“Will you come with me for a while, little bear girl, and do tricks for
-the people while I play? In that way I may get some pennies, even if I
-have no monkey.”
-
-“Yes, I will come with you for a little while,” said Beckie, “but I can
-not stay very long, for my mamma expects me home with the yeast cake.”
-
-So Beckie went with the hand-organ man, down to the city where he
-played. And such nice tricks as the little bear girl did! The hand-organ
-man said she was better than his monkey, and I guess the boys and girls
-who saw Beckie climb a telegraph pole thought so too. Anyhow, the man
-got lots of pennies, which Beckie took up in his cap, passing it around
-in her paws.
-
-Then it was time for her to go home, but the hand-organ man was sorry to
-have her leave him.
-
-“Maybe I’ll help you again some day,” said Beckie.
-
-“I hope so,” said the man, and he didn’t cry any more, for he had many
-pennies to buy food. And he gave Beckie half of the pennies for her own
-self. Wasn’t he good?
-
-And on the way home a bad old tiger from the circus chased Beckie, but
-she threw the bright, shining yeast cake at him, and the tiger thought
-it was a bullet from a bang-bang gun, and he was so frightened for fear
-he might get shot that he ran off and left Beckie alone.
-
-Then she picked up the yeast cake, which was only bent sideways a little
-bit, and got safely home with it, and it made a nice loaf of bread.
-
-And on the next page, if the wallpaper doesn’t jump down off the ceiling
-and go to sleep in the baby’s crib, I’ll tell you about Neddie playing
-the piano.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXIII
- NEDDIE PLAYS THE PIANO
-
-
-“Come, Neddie!” cried Mamma Stubtail, the lady bear, one day, as she
-went to the door of the cave-house and looked out in front where Neddie,
-the little boy bear, was playing football. “It’s time to practice your
-music lesson, Neddie.”
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried the little bear boy. “I wish I was a player-piano!”
-
-“What a funny wish!” said Beckie, who was taking her doll, Elizabeth
-Jane Huckleberrypie, out for a walk.
-
-“Why do you want to be a player-piano, Neddie?”
-
-“Then I wouldn’t have to practice my music lesson,” said the little bear
-boy.
-
-However, since his mamma had called him, Neddie started to go in. Then
-Tommie and Joie Kat, the kitten boys, and Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the
-puppy dog boys, called to him:
-
-“Where you going, Neddie?”
-
-“I have to practice my music lesson,” he answered, and he went into the
-cave-house, but he didn’t feel very happy. He sat down to the piano, and
-he began to play:
-
- “Tinkle-tinkle tinkle-tink!
- Dum-te dum-dum dum-dum doo!
- Plinko-plunko smasho-bang!
- How I wish that I was through!”
-
-That’s the kind of a tune Neddie had to play for his exercise music
-practice lesson, and really he didn’t do it well at all. For you see he
-was anxious to go back to play football with the boy animals.
-
-And that’s often the way it is when real boys and girls have to practice
-music lessons. I wish it were not so, for there is nothing nicer in this
-world than music, and in order to play it well you have to practice. And
-some day, if you take music lessons, you’ll be glad that you did run up
-and down the piano keyboard with your fingers when you had much rather
-be out having games with your friends. For it is very nice to be able to
-play tunes.
-
-But Neddie didn’t think so as he sat on the piano stool, drumming away,
-and looking at the clock, every now and then to see when his time would
-be up, so that he could go out and play with his animal friends.
-
-Finally the clock struck five and Neddie finished his practice with a
-bang. It wasn’t music at all, but he did not care.
-
-“Hurray!” he cried. “Practice is over. Now I can have some fun!”
-
-Out of doors he rushed and more than ever he wished he were a
-player-piano, so that all he’d have to do would be to jump up and down
-with his feet when he wanted music. That is a good way to make nice
-sounds, too, on the player-piano, and I can play one or two pieces
-myself, that way. But, oh, how I wish I could play by hand!
-
-However, Neddie’s friends were glad to see him come out again. They
-played football and nearly broke the window in Mrs. Wibblewobble’s duck
-pen, so that she had to run out and call to them:
-
-“Now, boys, you must go right away from here. Play football somewhere
-else.”
-
-So Neddie, the little bear boy, and his friends had to move along and
-look for a vacant lot where they could kick around their football
-without breaking any windows.
-
-That night, when Mr. Stubtail, the bear papa, came home, he asked
-Neddie:
-
-“Did everything go all right in school to-day?”
-
-“Yes, sir,” answered Neddie politely.
-
-“And when you came home did you practice your music lesson?”
-
-“Yes, sir,” answered Neddie, and he was glad he had not skipped it, as
-he sometimes did.
-
-“Very good,” said Mr. Stubtail. “Then on Saturday afternoon I will take
-you and Beckie to a nice moving picture show.”
-
-“Oh, joy!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws.
-
-“Oh, happiness!” said Neddie, and he was glad again that he had not
-missed his music practice.
-
-Well, that night, after Neddie had finished his home school-work, he
-wanted to sit up a little longer to read a fairy story. His mamma let
-him do this, but when it came time for Neddie to go to bed, he had not
-finished the story. So he begged:
-
-“Oh, can’t I stay up just a little longer, mamma?”
-
-Then, as he had been such a good boy, Mrs. Stubtail said that he might,
-so Neddie settled down into the deep-cushioned easy chair, and read all
-about how the pink fairy turned herself into a pumpkin and rolled down
-hill so the giant couldn’t make a Jack-o’-lantern of her.
-
-And then quite a lot of things happened. Mrs. Kat, the mother of Tommie
-and Joie and Kittie Kat, came in to call on Mrs. Stubtail. And Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady, came to ask Aunt Piffy what the old
-lady bear did for dyspepsia when she ate cheese for supper. And
-Grandfather Goosey Gander came in to play a game of Scotch checkers with
-Uncle Wigwag, while Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear, went out to look for
-a cake of ice on which to sleep, for, he always liked things cold, you
-know.
-
-And there were so many things going on that no one thought anything
-about Neddie. There he sat in the big chair, reading the fairy story
-until he fell asleep. Then, as it happened, all the company went home at
-once and in a hurry, and when Papa and Mamma Stubtail locked up the
-cave-house, and put the cat down cellar, no one thought that Neddie was
-asleep in the big chair. His sister Beckie had gone up to bed some time
-ago, and every one thought Neddie was in bed also.
-
-So upstairs in the cave-house went all the big folks, not knowing that
-Neddie was in the chair. And there he stayed until it got real late and
-dark. And, oh, so quiet was it in the house! Why, you could have heard a
-pin drop, if any one had let one fall.
-
-All of a sudden Neddie awakened. He sat up with a jump, and looked all
-around in the dark. Of course he couldn’t see anything, for it was all
-black.
-
-Then, hardly knowing where he was, Neddie rubbed his eyes with his paws,
-but still he could scarcely see. Then he noticed a little light from the
-street lamp outside, shining in through the window, and he could tell
-where he was.
-
-“Why!” he exclaimed, “I’m home, in my own house! I fell asleep in the
-big chair. Huh! I guess I’d better go up to bed!”
-
-Neddie stretched himself, and was wondering if he could find his room in
-the dark, without waking every one up, including Mr. Whitewash, who was
-asleep on a cake of ice, when, all of a sudden, Neddie heard a noise. It
-was right under the window, near which he had been sleeping, and he
-listened to a voice, saying:
-
-“Now we’ll break in through the back door, and we’ll take Neddie and
-Beckie and carry them off to our den and never let them out again.”
-
-“Yes, that’s just what we’ll do,” answered another voice, and then
-Neddie tiptoed to the window, and looking out he saw two bad old lions
-that had run away from a circus. They were coming to get Neddie and
-Beckie.
-
-“Oh, what shall I do?” thought Neddie.
-
-“Those lions can easily break into our house. And if I call out to papa
-and mamma now the lions will hear me and they’ll jump in through the
-window and get me before I have a chance to run.
-
-“Oh, what can I do? How can I scare those lions away?”
-
-Just then Neddie heard a tiny mousie run up and down on the piano keys,
-making a little tinkling sound. This made the little bear boy think of
-something.
-
-“I have it!” he whispered to himself in the darkness. “I’ll go in to the
-piano, and I’ll play the loudest bang-bang tune I know. Maybe the lions
-will think it’s thunder and lightning and guns shooting off, and they
-may be afraid and run away!”
-
-So Neddie stole into the piano room and, all of a sudden, he banged his
-paws down on the loud keys as hard as he could. Then he played on the
-tinkle-tinkle keys, and again on the thunder notes. The lions, who were
-just going to break into the cave-house, heard the noise. They had never
-heard music in the dark night before, and they thought it was thunder
-and lightning.
-
-“Oh! wow!” cried one lion, “we’re going to be caught in a storm! Come on
-home to our cave!”
-
-“I’m with you!” growled the other lion, shivering, and away they ran, as
-frightened as could be, because Neddie remembered enough of his music
-lesson to make a thunder sound that he had practiced several times.
-
-“And I’m never going to make a fuss about practice again,” he said.
-“Music is a good thing, after all. It scares lions away.”
-
-Of course everybody in the cave-house woke up when Neddie played the
-piano, and when he told his papa and mamma why he did it, to drive away
-the lions, they said he had done just right.
-
-Then everything got quiet, and Neddie finished his sleep in bed. And
-nothing more happened. So, pretty soon, if the trolley car doesn’t run
-off the track and bunk into the dishpan and make a big dent in it, I’ll
-tell you about Neddie and Beckie going to a party.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXIV
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE AT A PARTY
-
-
-One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little boy and girl bear,
-came home from school, where they had said their lessons, each one
-getting a good mark for not whispering—one day, as they ran in the house
-to get a honey cake, they saw two little white envelopes lying on the
-dining-room table.
-
-“Hello!” exclaimed Neddie, looking at them. “Here’s some post-office
-mail mamma has forgotten to open.”
-
-“I’ll take it to her,” spoke Beckie, as she put her school books on the
-sideboard; “I think she’s in the kitchen. And while I’m out there I’ll
-get the honey cakes.”
-
-“Good!” cried Neddie, as he wiggled his little tail. “And while you are
-about it, get as many honey cakes as you can, Beckie.”
-
-“I will,” answered the little bear girl. Bears are very fond of sweet
-cakes, you know, especially if they have honey in them.
-
-But when Beckie took up the tiny envelopes she gave a little squeal of
-surprise, just like a baby piggie under a gate, and she said:
-
-“Why, Neddie! These are for us—they are letters, with our names on!”
-
-“Are they?” asked Neddie. “Sure enough!” he cried as he looked. “I
-wonder who can be writing to us?”
-
-“The best way would be to open them and find out,” suggested Aunt Piffy,
-the fat old lady bear, as she came up from down cellar, where she had
-gone to keep the apples from getting lonesome. Oh, Aunt Piffy was the
-kindest old lady bear you ever heard of. She was even kind to the apples
-and potatoes, and all things like that.
-
-“Open your letters,” she said to Neddie and Beckie, “and then you can
-tell whom they’re from.”
-
-Beckie began to tear open her envelope, but Neddie, after looking at his
-for a moment, said:
-
-“Oh, ho! I know. This is a joke of Uncle Wigwag’s! I’m not going to let
-him fool us!”
-
-Uncle Wigwag, you know, was an old gentleman bear who was always playing
-tricks, or jokes, on Neddie and Beckie, and sometimes on Aunt Piffy,
-too.
-
-Just then in came Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman.
-
-“Has anybody seen my cake of ice?” he cried. “I can’t find it. Some one
-must have my cake of ice!”
-
-You see, being a white Polar bear, from the North Pole, Mr. Whitewash
-always used to sit on a cake of ice to keep cool, and he often mislaid
-it, or couldn’t find it, just as Grandma CluckCluck, the old lady hen,
-used to lose her glasses.
-
-“Where is my cake of ice?” asked Mr. Whitewash, as he looked all around
-the bear cave-house.
-
-“Oh, my goodness me sakes alive and some horseradish-mustard!” cried
-Aunt Piffy. “I think I put your cake of ice under the stove, to have it
-out of the way while I swept, and by this time——”
-
-“Yes, by this time it must be all melted!” cried Mr. Whitewash, as he
-rushed out to the kitchen. And, as luck would have it, just then,
-through the door, came Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, and in her hand
-she had a plate of honey cakes, that she had just baked. Of course Mr.
-Whitewash rushed right into her, but he didn’t mean to. Down went Mrs.
-Stubtail, down went the honey cakes—down went Mr. Whitewash, and such a
-mix-up you never saw in all your life!
-
-But no one was hurt, I’m glad to say, though some of the honey cakes
-were broken. But that did not hurt them, and Neddie and Beckie picked
-them up and their mamma let them eat the pieces.
-
-Then Mr. Whitewash managed to find his cake of ice under the stove. It
-was not quite all melted, but nearly. However, there was enough left for
-him to sit on and keep cool, until the ice man came with another cake.
-
-Then when everything was quiet Neddie took up his envelope again, and
-said:
-
-“Look, Mr. Whitewash, Uncle Wigwag is trying to play another joke on
-us.”
-
-“No, I do not think so,” answered the white Polar bear gentleman. “He
-has not been in the house in some time. He and Uncle Wiggily Longears,
-the rabbit gentleman, are playing a game of hop butterscotch on the duck
-pond. I think your letters are no joke.”
-
-“Then I’m going to open mine!” exclaimed Beckie, and when she had done
-so and had read the writing inside, she called out:
-
-“Oh, Neddie! It’s an invitation to a party! Kittie Kat, the little pussy
-girl, is giving a party and she’s asked me to come to it. Is yours an
-invitation, too?”
-
-“Why, yes, it is,” said Neddie slowly. “I guess I’ll go.”
-
-“Go? Of course we’ll go!” cried Beckie. “I wonder what dress I’ll wear?”
-
-“Oh, that’s just the way with girls!” cried Neddie. “As soon as they
-hear of a party they begin thinking of dress.”
-
-“Pooh! I guess you boys are just as fussy about wearing a new necktie!”
-said Beckie, as she waggled her little stubby tail.
-
-Well, to make a long story short, Neddie and Beckie got ready to go to
-the party Kittie Kat was to give. It took place three nights after the
-invitations came out, and Neddie and Beckie, the little bear children,
-each one dressed very nicely, went on and on through the woods and over
-the fields to the Kat home. It was not very far, and there was a bright
-moon shining in the sky, so they were not afraid.
-
-And I just wish you could have been to the party, which Kittie Kat gave
-for all her animal children friends. No, on second thought, perhaps, it
-is just as well you were not there. The animal children wouldn’t know
-you, and they might have been frightened. But some day I’ll take you
-around myself to call on them, and after that they won’t mind you.
-
-Anyhow, everybody whom Beckie and Neddie knew seemed to be at Kittie’s
-party. Her brothers, Tommy and Joie Kat, waited on the door and let in
-the guests as they came. Sammie and Susie Littletail, the rabbit
-children, were there, and Peetie and Jackie Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys,
-and Lulu and Alice and Jimmie Wibblewobble, the ducks, and oh!
-everybody.
-
-And such fun as they had! They played all sorts of games, such as little
-bear in the corner, hide the potato, lose the piano and find the
-molasses. And whoever found the molasses could have some of the sweet
-stuff on a spoon. Neddie and Beckie liked this game the best of all.
-
-Then there was another game. Kittie Kat brought in an empty barrel, and
-in the bottom she put a box of candy.
-
-“Now,” said Kittie, “whoever can reach over in and down and get that box
-of candy may have it. But, mind you, you’ve got to get it with your
-paws, you can’t use a stick or a hook to pull it up.”
-
-Now the barrel was quite a deep one, and though all the animal boys and
-girls tried, they could not reach down and get the box of candy.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed Beckie, “this is just the kind of a trick Uncle
-Wigwag would play!”
-
-“Well, it’s only in fun,” said Kittie Kat, with a laugh, “and when
-you’ve all tried and can’t do it, I’ll turn the barrel upside down, the
-candy will drop out and we’ll all have some.”
-
-“Wait! I haven’t finished yet!” called Neddie Stubtail. “I think I can
-claw up that candy!”
-
-So he leaned over the edge of the barrel and stretched his paw down in
-for the candy. At first he could not get hold of the box. Farther and
-farther he leaned over the edge, and his hind paws came up off the
-floor.
-
-“Look out, Neddie! You’ll fall in!” cried Beckie.
-
-And that is just what Neddie did. All of a sudden into the barrel he
-went, head over paws and everything. “Ker-bunko!” went Neddie.
-
-Everybody laughed when he went down inside the barrel, and when he
-bobbed up again, holding the candy in his paws, the animal children
-laughed more than ever. For Neddie was all covered over with white. He
-looked just like Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman, only smaller.
-
-“Oh, Neddie, what happened to you,” asked Beckie, in surprise.
-
-“I know!” exclaimed Kittie Kat. “That barrel had flour in it, and I
-didn’t dust it all out. The white flour is all over Neddie’s fur.”
-
-And so it was, but no one minded.
-
-“I don’t care. I got the candy anyhow,” said Neddie as he jumped out of
-the barrel. Then he gave all the animal children some of the sweet
-stuff, and when a few more games were played it was time to go home.
-
-Neddie and Beckie went through the forest, and when they were almost at
-the bear cave, Beckie said:
-
-“Some one is following us through the woods. Maybe it’s a bad lion.”
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r! I hope not!” cried Neddie. He turned around to look, and
-there it was, a bad circus lion. But an instant later the lion roared
-out:
-
-“Oh, excuse me, Mr. Whitewash, I didn’t know it was you!” and then the
-lion ran away. You see he looked at the white flour still on Neddie’s
-fur, and the bad lion thought he saw the big, strong Polar bear
-gentleman, while it was really only little Neddie. Then the bear
-children ran safely home.
-
-So you see it was a good thing Neddie fell into the flour barrel and got
-all white after all, as it scared away the bad lion. And next, if the
-horsie doesn’t jump out of his picture frame on the wall, and run over
-my typewriter with the pony cart, I’ll tell you about Neddie in the
-snowbank.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXV
- NEDDIE IN A SNOWBANK
-
-
-“Mamma,” said Neddie Stubtail, the little boy bear, as he got up from
-the supper table one evening, “may I go over to Sammie Littletail’s
-house to-night?”
-
-“What for?” asked Mrs. Stubtail.
-
-“Oh, we’re going to play with his magic lantern,” answered Neddie.
-“We’re going to show some funny pictures. All the boys are going to be
-there.”
-
-“Oh, I wish I could go,” cried Beckie, the little girl bear, as she
-looked to see if her green hair ribbon had turned pink. But it had not,
-I am sorry to say.
-
-“Pooh! You wouldn’t want to be the only girl there,” spoke Neddie.
-
-“Oh, yes, I would,” exclaimed Beckie. “I like boys better than I do
-girls,” and she wasn’t at all bashful-like as she said that. Some girls
-are that way, you know.
-
-“Well, maybe I’ll take you some other night,” said Neddie. “But may I go
-over this evening, mamma?”
-
-“Well, I guess so,” answered the lady bear, slowly. “But first you must
-study your school lessons.”
-
-“Oh, I’ll do that,” cried Neddie eagerly. “I’ll learn my reading lesson
-and my number work. I haven’t got much. I’ve just got to find out how
-many apples a man would have left if he bought two peaches for five
-cents and sold a bushel of potatoes for thirteen musk melons.”
-
-“What a funny thing to want to know,” laughed Beckie. “Who asked you
-that question?”
-
-“I don’t know,” replied Neddie. “It’s in the book, that’s all I know,
-and I’ve got to find the answer for myself. I’m not sure, but I think
-it’s a dozen honey cakes. Now please don’t bother me any more, Beckie,
-for I’m going to study.”
-
-“Oh, I won’t bother you,” said the little girl bear. “I’ve got to study
-my own lessons. And after that I’m going to make a sky-blue-pink dress
-for my new doll, Lillian Cheesecake Clothes-basket.”
-
-Neddie hurried with his studying so that he might go over to the house
-of Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, and see the magic lantern show.
-
-A magic lantern, you know, is something like a moving picture show, only
-different. I guess you’ve seen one, so I don’t need to tell you about
-it.
-
-Well, Neddie finished his home school-work, and I guess he did as you
-boys and girls may often have done—he skipped the hard parts and only
-took the easy questions, such as how to spell dog, and cat, and rat, and
-apple, and cake.
-
-Then Neddie put on his hat and coat, and started to go over to Sammie
-Littletail’s house. It was not a great way there through the woods. The
-moon was shining brightly, just as it was the night before, when Neddie
-and Beckie went to Kittie Kat’s party, and Neddie fell into the flour
-barrel, as I had the pleasure of telling you in the story before this
-one.
-
-When Neddie got to Sammie Littletail’s house he saw many of his little
-animal boy friends there, and Sammie was all ready to start the magic
-lantern show.
-
-And, oh! what a nice show it was! A white sheet was tacked on the wall,
-and on that the pictures were shown. There was one picture of some
-little dogs in a country called Germany, walking around on their hind
-legs and eating pie with a spoon. Then there was another picture of a
-cow blowing her horns to make a nice tune so the grasshoppers could
-dance.
-
-After that Sammie showed a picture of a big lion, roaring in his loudest
-voice, and, so as to make it seem more like a lion, Neddie, the little
-bear boy, growled as loudly as he could, stooping down under the table
-to hide himself.
-
-And when that picture was shown, and when Neddie growled, Jilly
-Longtail, the little mousie boy, was so scared that he cried right out
-loud:
-
-“I want to go home! I want to go home!”
-
-Of course, every one laughed at him, but for all that poor little Jilly
-was quite frightened.
-
-“Why, it’s only a picture,” said Neddie, as he crawled out from under
-the table, where he had been trying to roar like a lion. “Don’t cry,
-Jilly,” and he wiped away the tears of the little mousie boy on his soft
-fur.
-
-Well, after that more pictures were shown, and then Mrs. Littletail, the
-rabbit lady, brought out some nice sweet cakes for the animal boys, and
-Susie Littletail, the rabbit girl, who was a sister to Sammie, as I
-guess you know, helped her mamma pass the cakes around to every one.
-
-Well, everybody had a good time, and when it came the hour for the boys
-to go home, which was quite early, Sammie looked out of the window and
-exclaimed:
-
-“Why, it’s snowing hard!”
-
-“Snowing lard, did you say?” asked Neddie.
-
-“No, not lard, and not butter either,” answered Sammie, with a laugh. “I
-said it was snowing hard—h-a-r-d—not soft, you know.”
-
-“Oh, now I see!” cried Neddie. “Well, I’m glad it’s snowing, for we can
-have some fun, making snow men, and building forts and sliding down
-hill.”
-
-“I’m glad, too!” exclaimed Tommie Kat, the kitten boy, “for it will soon
-be Christmas, and I always like snow at Christmas.”
-
-Everybody else at the magic lantern show said the same thing, and soon
-they had started for their homes, because it kept snowing harder all the
-while, and they did not want to get snowed in.
-
-Neddie Stubtail, the little bear boy, hurried along, kicking his paws
-through the snow, and thinking what fun he would have with his sister
-Beckie on their way to school next morning.
-
-“I’ll get out my sled and pull Beckie,” thought Neddie. He would do
-this, you see, because Beckie could not come to the magic lantern show.
-
-Well, Neddie was walking along, and he was putting out his tongue and
-letting the snowflakes melt on it, sort of tickling himself like, when,
-all of a sudden, Neddie heard a roaring sound, and a voice cried:
-
-“Ah, ha! Now I’ve got you. You shan’t fool me this time by covering
-yourself with flour and making believe you’re a Polar bear. I’m after
-you!” And out from behind a snowbank rushed the bad old circus lion who
-had chased Neddie and Beckie the night before, when they were on their
-way home from the Kat party.
-
-“Oh, my!” exclaimed Neddie. “I guess I’d better run!” And run he did,
-through the snow, as fast as he could. But the lion ran, too, and he was
-almost catching up to Neddie, when, all at once, the little bear came to
-the edge of a hill.
-
-He came to it so suddenly that he couldn’t stop himself, and the first
-thing the little bear knew he slid over the top of the hill. Down he
-fell, right into the middle of a big bank of snow, on the other side.
-
-Now a snowbank isn’t hard like the iron bank in which you put your
-pennies, and so Neddie wasn’t hurt the least mite, I’m glad to say.
-Gracious, if he had fallen on a hard iron bank, I don’t know what might
-have happened. I guess maybe he’d have broken his toothache anyhow. I’m
-not saying for sure, but maybe.
-
-Anyhow, Neddie fell “ker-flop!” into the soft snow, and the fluffy
-flakes closed up over his head, not leaving any hole to show where he
-had gone in. So that when the bad lion came to the edge of the hill and
-looked down, expecting to see the little bear boy, he couldn’t see him
-at all, at all. For Neddie was hidden by the kind snowbank.
-
-“My, that’s rather queer,” said the lion, sort of roaring to himself and
-scratching his nose with his tail. “Very strange to be sure! I’m
-positive that bear boy is around here somewhere. I’ll just call and make
-him come out.”
-
-So the lion called:
-
-“Hey, you, Neddie Stubtail! Come out of where ever you are and let me
-bite you!”
-
-But, of course, Neddie was too smart for that. He just stayed hiding
-under the snowbank, and finally the bad lion went away through the
-storm, growling to himself and wondering what had happened to Neddie.
-
-But Neddie stayed in the snowbank for some time, and then finally the
-little bear chap began wondering how he was ever going to get out to go
-home. For the snowbank was very big.
-
-And then a funny thing happened. Neddie’s warm breath melted a hole in
-the snowbank and the little bear boy could look out just as if he were
-looking through a window in a snow house. And in the shining moonlight,
-for it had stopped snowing, he saw, a little way off, the very cave in
-which he lived. Then he scratched hard with his paws and breathed hard
-with his warm breath and soon he was out of the snowbank. A little later
-he was safe in his own house. And oh my! how glad his mamma was to see
-him!
-
-So he had quite an adventure, which goes to show that you can never tell
-what will happen when a lion chases you. And on the next page, if the
-popcorn doesn’t go bang up against the ceiling and knock the gas light
-down cellar, I’ll tell you about Neddie and Beckie helping Uncle Wigwag.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XXVI
- HELPING UNCLE WIGWAG
-
-
-One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little bear children, came
-home from school, they saw in the dining-room Uncle Wigwag, the funny
-old gentleman bear, who was always playing jokes. And Uncle Wigwag was
-laughing and chuckling, and giggling to himself, bobbing up and down,
-and tickling himself on his ribs to make himself laugh all the harder.
-And then he’d sit down in a chair and hold his sides with his paws
-because they ached so from his jollity.
-
-“Why, what in the world can be the matter with Uncle Wigwag?” asked
-Beckie, dropping her books, and hurrying toward him.
-
-“Maybe he’s sick,” suggested Neddie. “I guess I’d better run for Dr.
-Possum.”
-
-“Sick! He isn’t sick at all!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady
-bear. “He’s just up to some of his tricks. If you ever joke with me
-again that way,” she went on, looking at Uncle Wigwag sort of
-sharp-like, “if ever you do that again, I’ll never give you any maple
-sugar on your honey cakes.”
-
-“Oh, what did he do? Tell us!” cried Neddie and Beckie, while Uncle
-Wigwag laughed harder than ever.
-
-“Why he came home from the five-and-ten-cent store—I guess it must have
-been,” explained Aunt Piffy, “and he gave me a box to open. He asked me
-if I didn’t want a new side hair comb, and of course I did. Well, when I
-opened the box out popped a green snake. I was so scared that I ran down
-cellar and hid, and I nearly lost my breath, and could hardly find it
-again. Oh, dear!” and Aunt Piffy fanned herself with her apron, she was
-so warm.
-
-“Well,” said Uncle Wigwag, and he stopped laughing long enough to talk.
-“I really didn’t say there was a side comb in the box, Aunt Piffy.
-Besides, it wasn’t really a snake, you know,” he said, turning to Neddie
-and Beckie. “It was only a snake made of paper, with a spring inside
-like a jack-in-the-box.”
-
-“Oh, I know,” said Neddie. “Where is it? Let me take it, and I’ll play a
-joke on some of the fellows at school.”
-
-“Take it!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy. “I don’t want to see it again. And mind
-you!” she said to Uncle Wigwag, shaking her paw at him, “if you joke
-with me any more—no maple sugar on your fried eggs for breakfast.”
-
-“Oh, I’ll be good,” said the old bear gentleman.
-
-But it was very hard for Uncle Wigwag to stop playing jokes. A little
-later that afternoon he gave Beckie what she thought was a candy egg,
-and when she tried to bite into it, thinking it was nice and sweet, the
-egg popped open, and a little chicken inside, made of paper and
-feathers, crowed just like a rooster, and Beckie nearly jumped out of
-her hair ribbon, she was so surprised.
-
-“Ha! Ha!” laughed Uncle Wigwag. “That was a good joke!”
-
-“I don’t think so,” said Beckie, sort of sorrowful-like.
-
-“Don’t you? Well, maybe it wasn’t,” spoke Uncle Wigwag. “Anyhow, here’s
-a penny for you to buy some real candy.” Uncle Wigwag was always that
-way—first he’d play a joke on you and then he’d do you a kindness. He
-was quite nice after all.
-
-And a little later Neddie was looking for a pencil to write down some of
-his home school-work on his paper pad.
-
-“Here’s a good pencil,” said Uncle Wigwag, taking one from his pocket.
-Neddie didn’t think anything, and started to write with the pencil. But,
-as soon as he did so, it bounced out of his paw and jumped around on the
-floor. For inside it was a jumping-jack. It was a trick pencil, you
-know, and Uncle Wigwag had played another joke.
-
-“Excuse me while I laugh,” said the old gentleman bear. And Neddie
-laughed, too, for he rather liked the trick pencil.
-
-And then Uncle Wigwag played another trick. Oh, but he was full of them
-that day! wasn’t he? I guess he must have been roaming around two or
-three five-and-ten-cent stores to find those jokes.
-
-The last trick Uncle Wigwag played was on Mr. Whitewash, the white Polar
-bear gentleman. Mr. Whitewash used to have a cup of tea every afternoon,
-while he sat down to read in the paper about whether it was going to be
-cold or hot the next day.
-
-Mr. Whitewash used to sit on a cake of ice, you know, because he liked
-everything cold, except his tea, and he did not like warm weather at
-all.
-
-Well, he was sitting there, reading his paper, and sort of not looking
-what he was doing. He reached out his paw to take his cup of tea, with
-his eyes still on the paper, and when he picked up the cup and started
-to drink from it, there was no tea in it. Instead, Uncle Wigwag had put
-in some ink, and when Mr. Whitewash, not looking at it, started to drink
-it, the ink spilled all over his white fur. It made him look like a
-spotted clown in the circus.
-
-“Ha, ha!” laughed Uncle Wigwag. “That’s a fine joke!”
-
-“I don’t think so,” said Mr. Whitewash. “And you had better look out, or
-I’ll play a joke on you.”
-
-Then Uncle Wigwag felt sorry he had done such a thing, and he helped Mr.
-Whitewash clean the ink off his white fur. Neddie and Beckie helped
-also. And a little later the Polar bear gentleman said to the two
-children:
-
-“You just watch and see what a trick I shall play on Uncle Wigwag.”
-
-So Neddie and Beckie watched, though they didn’t see anything for some
-time. But toward dark that evening, when Neddie was bringing in his wood
-to fill the box behind the kitchen stove, he heard some one crying in
-the fields across the way from the bear cave.
-
-“Help! Help! Oh, help!” called a voice.
-
-“Why, who can that be?” asked Beckie, who was watching Neddie bring in
-the wood.
-
-“I’m sure I don’t know,” answered the little bear boy, “but I’m going to
-see.”
-
-“Oh, you’d better not,” spoke Beckie. “Maybe it’s the bad old lion.”
-
-“Yes, and maybe it’s Uncle Wiggily, the nice rabbit gentleman. He may be
-in trouble,” went on Neddie. “Come on, it isn’t far. We’ll go see. We
-must help Uncle Wiggily, you know.”
-
-There was no one else in the bear cave just then to go to the help of
-whoever was calling, as Mrs. Stubtail and Aunt Piffy had gone over to
-the house of Mrs. Kat, the kitten children’s mamma, to ask about making
-sugar pie. So Neddie and Beckie had to do whatever they were going to do
-all by themselves.
-
-They hurried on toward where they heard the voice. It was still calling:
-
-“Help! Help! Oh, will no one help me?”
-
-“Yes, we are coming!” answered Neddie, and then he and Beckie ran around
-the corner by a stump, and they saw, sitting there, Uncle Wigwag, the
-old joking bear gentleman himself. He did not seem to be in any trouble,
-and the bear children wondered what had happened to him.
-
-“Help! Help!” he called.
-
-“Why, what is the matter?” asked Neddie. “If you are in trouble why
-don’t you come away? I see no one hurting you.”
-
-“No, you can’t see it, but I’m in trouble just the same,” said the bear
-gentleman making a funny face. “I am frozen fast to a cake of ice!”
-
-“Frozen to a cake of ice?” said Beckie in surprise.
-
-“Yes. It’s a trick played on me by Mr. Whitewash, but I am not
-complaining about it. It serves me right for playing so many jokes
-to-day, especially the one on him with the ink.
-
-“I was walking along, thinking of a new joke to try, when I saw what I
-thought was a nice seat here by this old stump. The seat had a blanket
-over the top, and a sign saying:
-
- ‘PLEASE SIT DOWN ON ME!’
-
-“Well, of course, I sat down, and before I knew it I was frozen fast.
-You see there was a cake of ice under the blanket, and I’m sure Mr.
-Whitewash put it there, just to fool me.”
-
-“I guess he did,” said Neddie, and he could hardly keep from laughing,
-for Uncle Wigwag looked so funny, frozen fast.
-
-“Can’t you help me?” asked the bear gentleman. “You see Mr. Whitewash
-can sit on a cake of ice without freezing to it, for he is used to
-living at the North Pole, but I am not. Oh, dear! I’m freezing tighter
-and tighter. I may have to stay here all night.”
-
-“Oh, no, we will help you,” said Neddie kindly. So he and Beckie blew
-their warm breath on the cake of ice, and soon it was melted enough so
-that Uncle Wigwag could pull himself loose. And very glad, indeed, he
-was to get up. Then along came Mr. Whitewash saying, as he combed his
-claws through his white fur:
-
-“Well, I see my trick worked after all.”
-
-“Yes,” spoke Uncle Wigwag, “it did. And it served me right. Now let’s
-all go and have some hot chocolate, for I am chilled through.” So they
-had the hot chocolate in the drug store, and everybody was happy, and
-Uncle Wigwag didn’t play any more tricks until the next time.
-
-And if the cat in our back yard doesn’t try to walk across the clothes
-line and fall off into the ash can, I’ll tell you next about Beckie
-Stubtail and her wax doll.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXVII
- BECKIE AND HER WAX DOLL
-
-
-Beckie Stubtail, the little girl bear, who lived in the cave-house near
-the nice woods, had more dolls than any real girl I know of, except
-maybe the daughter of Santa Claus—that is if he has any children. But,
-of course, Santa Claus must have children of his own, or else how could
-he love so many children that belong to other persons—always giving them
-nice things at Christmas, and all that?
-
-Oh, yes, I know, lots of folks say there isn’t any Santa Claus at all,
-but you and I know differently, don’t we? And if those persons don’t
-believe it, I can show them, right on the roof of my house, the very
-same chimney down which Santa Claus comes every Christmas.
-
-That ought to make them believe, oughtn’t it now? Well, I guess yes, and
-some lollypops besides!
-
-But what I started to say was that Beckie Stubtail, the little girl
-bear, had more dolls of different sorts than any real child. Of course a
-daughter of Santa Claus wouldn’t count, for she could go to her papa’s
-big present-bag and take out as many dolls as she wanted—or rocking
-horses or jumping-jacks or anything else. So I don’t mean her.
-
-Really Beckie had the mostest dolls, if you will kindly let me use such
-a word, which I know isn’t just right. Beckie had a rubber doll that
-would bounce up and down when you dropped her in the bath tub or on the
-floor. That doll’s name was Sallie Ann Kissmequick.
-
-And then there was a rag doll, with shoe buttons sewed in her face for
-eyes. And the funny part about that doll was that she always kept
-looking at her feet. I suppose it was on account of the shoe buttons.
-
-“But best of all,” said Beckie, when she was talking about her toys to
-Susie Littletail, the rabbit girl, “best of all, I like my sawdust doll,
-Matilda Jane Shavingstick. She is just lovely!”
-
-“What funny names your dolls have,” said Susie.
-
-“Yes, some of the names were given them by my Uncle Wigwag. He’s always
-playing tricks, and jokes, you know.”
-
-“I know!” exclaimed Susie with a laugh, as she remembered how Uncle
-Wigwag, the funny old bear gentleman, had played one joke too many a few
-days before and how he had frozen himself fast to a cake of ice that Mr.
-Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman, used as an easy chair.
-
-“And I like my clothespin doll, too,” went on Beckie, for she did have a
-doll made of a clothespin, with inky eyes.
-
-“I like my wax doll best of all,” said Susie. “My Uncle Wiggily Longears
-gave her to me last Christmas. Oh, she’s such a darling! Her cheeks are
-so pink and her eyes are so blue, and she can open and shut them, too,
-and she can say ‘Mamma’ and ‘Papa,’ when you push on a spring in her
-back.”
-
-“Oh, I wish I had a wax doll!” exclaimed Beckie, the little girl bear,
-sort of sad-like. “But I don’t s’pose I’ll ever get one, even if
-Christmas is coming.”
-
-Now, you boys needn’t go away just because you think there’s nothing but
-dolls in this story. I’m going to put in a real scary part pretty soon.
-In fact, it’s coming around the corner of my typewriter now and I’ll be
-up to it in a minute.
-
-Well, Susie, the rabbit girl, and Beckie, the little bear girl, talked a
-lot more about dolls. I could write down what they said, but I guess you
-girls know pretty much what it was, anyhow, and as for the boys—well,
-I’ll just say that the two little animal girls kept on saying such
-things as, “Oh, she’s just too sweet for anything!” “She’s a darling!”
-“And she blinks her eyes so natural!” All doll-talk, you know.
-
-Well, Beckie and Susie walked on through the woods, and pretty soon they
-came to a place where there was an old hollow stump. In the summer time
-a nice family of birds lived in it. They were some relation to Dickie
-Chip-Chip, the sparrow boy, but now all the birds had flown away down
-South, where it was nice and warm. For it was winter in bear-land, you
-know.
-
-All the while Beckie Stubtail was wishing and wishing she had a wax
-doll, with real hair, and then, all of sudden, she looked at the old
-hollow stump, and, my goodness me sakes alive, and some molasses
-cookies, she saw a lovely wax doll there.
-
-“Oh, look!” cried Beckie. “What a sweet doll. Whose can she be?”
-
-“Why, she’s yours, of course,” said Susie with a smile, as she wiggled
-her long rabbit ears.
-
-“Oh, I only wish she was!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws. “But how do
-you know?”
-
-“Oh, it’s easy enough to tell that,” answered Susie. “That doll is
-yours, Beckie. It must be. You see, I have a wax doll, so I don’t need
-another. You have no wax doll and you want one.”
-
-“Indeed I do, very much!” exclaimed Beckie.
-
-“Then she is yours—take her,” went on the little rabbit girl. “I’m sure
-she is meant for you.”
-
-“But who could have left her here?” asked Beckie wonderingly.
-
-But Susie did not know this, nor did Beckie. But it would not surprise
-me the least bit if Santa Claus himself had dropped that doll in the
-hollow stump. You know he often comes around a few days before Christmas
-to see how things are getting on and to find out what boys and girls and
-animal children need. So I think it’s safe to say that Santa Claus left
-that doll in the hollow stump for Beckie.
-
-Anyhow, the little bear girl clasped in her paws the lovely wax doll,
-and then she and Susie looked at her and made her open and shut her
-eyes, and they felt of the soft wax in the doll’s pink cheeks, and they
-were both happy, especially Beckie.
-
-“Let’s go home!” exclaimed Susie. “I’ll get my wax doll and we’ll play
-house.”
-
-“All right, we will!” said Beckie.
-
-So she and Susie, the little rabbit girl, started back through the
-woods, Beckie carrying her new wax doll. Well, they hadn’t gone very far
-before, all of a sudden, out from behind a tree, sprang the bad old
-skillery-scalery alligator, and he popped out into the path, in front of
-Beckie and Susie, and he wound his long double-jointed tail around them
-so they couldn’t move and there he had them fast.
-
-“Ah, ha!” cried the bad old alligator, blinking his fishy eyes, “now I
-have you both, and a little baby, too.”
-
-You see the alligator thought the doll that Beckie carried was a real
-baby, and honestly it did look like one. Of course the alligator didn’t
-know any better, you see.
-
-“Yes, now I’ve got you two animal girls, and also the baby,” went on the
-bad creature. “Oh, ho! This is a lucky day for me!” and he blinked his
-fishy eyes real sassy-like.
-
-“What—what are you going to do with us?” Beckie asked, trying to be
-brave and not afraid.
-
-“What am I going to do with you?” repeated the alligator. “Why, I am
-going to carry you off to my cave and there I’ll keep you for a year and
-a day. And after that—ha, hum—let me see. Why, I guess I’ll keep you
-there forever.”
-
-“Oh, dear! That will be terrible,” cried Susie, as she thought she might
-never see her little brother Sammie any more, nor Uncle Wiggily, either.
-
-“Please let us go!” cried the little rabbit girl.
-
-“No, I will not!” growled the bad old skillery-scalery alligator.
-
-Then Susie and Beckie tried as hard as they could to get away, but the
-alligator only wound his double-jointed, stretchy, rubbery tail the more
-tightly about them. Then he began to drag them off to his dark cave, to
-keep them forever and a day, and then—and then——
-
-All of a sudden something happened. Beckie felt her new wax doll
-wiggling in her arms, and the doll seemed to be trying to get away.
-Beckie held the doll tightly, but the wax creature only wiggled the
-more.
-
-Then all at once that doll grew up into a great big giant lady, as tall
-as a tree in the woods, taller and bigger and stronger than the old
-alligator, and then that wax doll just took her two strong arms, and
-with them she unwound the alligator’s tail from about Beckie and Susie.
-And then the doll lady cried:
-
-“There you go, you bad creature, and don’t let me ever catch you
-bothering Susie or Beckie again!” And with that the doll lady just
-tossed the alligator into one peppersault after another over the tree
-tops, and away he sailed, turning over and over through the air, and if
-he hasn’t stopped he may be sailing yet for all I know unless he has
-reached the moon.
-
-Beckie and Susie were so surprised that they did not know what to do,
-but while they looked the doll lady shrank down to her regular wax size
-again, and she blinked her eyes and said “Mamma” and “Papa” just like
-any phonograph doll can do.
-
-“Well, what do you know about that?” cried Beckie. “What a wonderful
-doll I have, to be sure!”
-
-But that was the only time Beckie’s wax doll turned herself into a giant
-lady, and she wouldn’t have done it that time only to save Beckie and
-Susie from the alligator.
-
-The two little animal girls were very glad indeed to get away from the
-skillery-scalery alligator, and they hurried home as fast as they could,
-and played house with the wax doll, and had a lot of fun.
-
-And in the next story, if the baby carriage doesn’t fall down stairs and
-bump the rubber tires off the wheels, for the puppy dog to chew for gum,
-I’ll tell you about Neddie and the lemon pie.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXVIII
- NEDDIE AND THE LEMON PIE
-
-
-“Ho, Neddie boy!” called Uncle Wigwag, the gentleman bear, to the little
-boy bear who was coming home from school, swinging his books in a strap
-that dangled from his paw. “Ho, Neddie boy, your mamma wants you!”
-
-“She does?” asked Neddie. “What for?”
-
-“To go to the store for a bushel of lemons!” said Uncle Wigwag, waltzing
-around on one paw, and holding the other up in the air like a
-jumping-jack dancing on top of a frosted cake.
-
-“Oh, now I know you’re joking,” said Neddie, for Uncle Wigwag was a
-funny old bear gentleman, always playing tricks.
-
-“Well, I am joking, just the least little bit,” admitted Uncle Wigwag,
-blinking both his eyes slow and careful like, so as not to get any dust
-in them. “But really your mamma does want you to go to the store. She
-told me to tell you just as soon as you came home from school.”
-
-“What does she want?” asked Neddie. “I was going over to Jackie Bow
-Wow’s house to play football with him.”
-
-“Your mamma wants you to go to the bakery for a lemon pie,” said Uncle
-Wigwag, scratching his left ear with his right paw, which is not an easy
-thing to do. “I just said a bushel of lemons for fun, you know. But
-really I think I’d like a pie with a bushel of lemons in.”
-
-“So would I!” exclaimed Neddie. “I love lemon pie. I hope mamma wants me
-to get a big one, with that funny white of egg stuff and sugar on top.”
-
-“That’s the very kind I want,” said Mrs. Stubtail, the lady bear, coming
-to the door just then. “Get me a large lemon meringue pie, Neddie. You
-see we are going to have company to-night, and really I haven’t time to
-bake a pie, and Aunt Piffy is so busy with dusting and sweeping that she
-hasn’t either. And as for asking Uncle Wigwag to make a pie, why I’m
-afraid he’d play some joke with it—such as putting in sawdust, or
-filling the top with white cotton batting.”
-
-“Yes, I guess maybe I would,” said Uncle Wigwag, smiling at himself,
-which is another hard thing to do. “I will have my joke. But as long as
-I have told Neddie what you want of him, I suppose I may go over and see
-Grandfather Goosey Gander now, may I not?” asked the old bear gentleman,
-turning a peppersault as easily as a cow can blow her horn.
-
-“Yes, I won’t need you around here, as long as I have Neddie to run on
-my errands,” said Mrs. Stubtail. “But don’t play too many tricks,
-Waggy,” she said, calling Uncle Wigwag a pet name he sometimes went by.
-“And be sure to be back here for supper,” went on the lady bear.
-
-“Oh, you may be sure I’ll not miss that!” exclaimed Uncle Wigwag with a
-laugh. “I want some of that lemon pie Neddie is going to bring home from
-the baker’s.”
-
-So off went Uncle Wigwag to call on Grandfather Goosey Gander.
-
-“Where is your sister Beckie?” asked Mrs. Stubtail, of Neddie, as she
-gave him the money to get the pie.
-
-“Oh, she went over to Susie Littletail’s house, to talk about wax dolls,
-I guess,” spoke Neddie. “She told me to tell you she’ll be home to
-supper. I know I’ll be here to supper, anyhow,” went on Neddie, smacking
-his lips as he thought of the lemon pie. “Who are the company, mamma?”
-
-“Mr. and Mrs. Silver-tip, a new family of bears who have moved into the
-cave across the street,” answered Mrs. Stubtail: “I want to make them
-feel at home.”
-
-“Do they like lemon pie?” asked Neddie.
-
-“Oh, I guess so,” said Mrs. Stubtail.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed the little bear cub.
-
-“Why, what’s the matter?” asked his mother.
-
-“So many people like lemon pie,” he replied. “I’m afraid there won’t be
-enough to go around. There’s Uncle Wigwag, and—”
-
-“Oh, don’t worry!” laughed Mrs. Stubtail. “You may get the largest lemon
-pie the baker has.”
-
-Then Neddie felt happy, and off he went to the baker’s as fast as his
-paws would take him. Sometimes he ran along on just his hind feet,
-walking almost like a real boy and like the trained bears you see in the
-circus. And again Neddie would drop down on his four feet and go along
-that way for a while, like a little poodle doggie.
-
-It was quite cold and there was some snow on the ground. Not as much as
-the time Neddie jumped into the big drift, but enough to make some
-snowballs. Neddie made a few in his paws, tossing them up into the
-air—the snowballs I mean he tossed, not his paws—and he caught the
-snowballs as they came down.
-
-Pretty soon Neddie came to the baker’s, and he said:
-
-“I want the largest lemon pie you have, if you please.”
-
-“All right,” said Mr. Peetie Skeezex, the baker, “you shall have it. I
-have a specially fine large one.”
-
-Then he brought out from the oven the loveliest lemon meringue pie
-Neddie had ever seen. It was almost as large around as a Christmas drum,
-and on top was a lot of that white fluffy stuff made from eggs, and it
-was browned just the least little bit, and sprinkled with powdered
-sugar, and around the edge was some sort of curly-cue stuff like twisted
-rope, and the pie was as pretty as one picture and part of another one.
-
-“Oh, yum-yum!” cried Neddie when he saw the lemon pie. He could not help
-it, and he could hardly stop from taking a taste. But the baker knew
-what hungry bear boys might do to a lemon pie, so Mr. Peetie Skeezex put
-the lemon pie in a paper and tied it very tight.
-
-“There you are, Neddie,” he said to the little bear boy. “There’s your
-pie. Hurry home with it.”
-
-“I will,” answered Neddie. “We’re going to have it for supper. We’ve got
-company coming.”
-
-“Fine!” said Mr. Skeezex, giving Neddie a sweet cake to keep him from
-getting too hungry on the way home with the pie. I guess the baker was
-afraid that maybe Neddie might bite the pie, just to see if it were
-real. But if Neddie had a sweet cake of his own to nibble on, this might
-not happen.
-
-Neddie started for home, carrying the big lemon pie as carefully as the
-milkman brings in a bottle of cream for the cat, and the little boy bear
-was about half way to the cave-house, when, all of a sudden, while he
-was thinking how he could get two pieces of pie for supper, all at once
-out from behind a mulberry bush jumped an old sea lion.
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the sea lion, shaking his whiskers
-from side to side. “Bur-r-r-r-r!”
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Neddie, standing still with the lemon pie, he was so
-frightened. “Oh, dear!”
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r-r! Wow! Woff! Snuff! Bur-r-r-r!” growled the sea lion.
-“Don’t be afraid, little bear boy.”
-
-Well, now, I leave it to you, wouldn’t anybody be afraid to be stopped
-on their way home with a lemon pie for supper—stopped by a sea lion who
-growled like that? I guess they would. Neddie Stubtail was, anyhow. And
-by rights, that sea lion ought to have been in the ocean where he
-belonged. But the ocean was so cold, on account of the ice being in it,
-that the sea lion had flopped out. And now he was going to catch Neddie.
-Oh, dear!
-
-“Don’t be afraid,” said the sea lion to Neddie. “I am not going to hurt
-you. What have you there?”
-
-“A lemon pie, if you please,” answered Neddie, his teeth chattering.
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r!” growled the sea lion. “Give it to me. I am very fond of
-lemon pie. I like it better than lollypops.”
-
-“But, if you please,” said Neddie, “this pie is for supper. We have
-company coming.”
-
-“That matters not to me,” said the sea lion. “Give me that pie!”
-
-And then brave Neddie, thinking he must save the pie, whatever else
-happened, gave a big jump. Right over the sea lion’s head he went, and
-then how Neddie ran for home!
-
-“Ha! You can’t get away like that!” cried the sea lion, and after Neddie
-he flopped. Well, Neddie ran as fast as he could, and the sea lion
-flopped as fast as he could, and the bad creature had almost caught the
-little bear boy when, all at once part of the lemon pie slipped off the
-bottom crust.
-
-Right through a hole in the bag it went, and into the path it fell, and
-before the sea lion could stop himself he had slipped on the slippery
-lemon stuff of the pie and head over flippers he went, slipping and
-sliding, until he came to the top of a hill, and he fell over that and
-down into a bramble briar bush, and he didn’t get out for a week and a
-day.
-
-So Neddie was saved, and he got safely home with the rest of the pie,
-and only a little bit had fallen off, so there was enough left for him
-and for Beckie and the company, and even for Uncle Wigwag.
-
-So that’s the story of Neddie and the lemon pie and if the iceman
-doesn’t take our refrigerator home with him to keep his little pussy cat
-warm in, I’ll tell you next about Beckie and the cold birdie.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXIX
- BECKIE AND THE COLD BIRDIE
-
-
-“Oh, see it snow!” exclaimed Neddie Stubtail, the little boy bear, as he
-looked out of the window of the cave-house. “Look, Beckie!”
-
-“I can’t, Neddie, dear,” said the little girl bear. “I am making a new
-dress for my wax doll, Clarabelle Sarahjane Peartree, and if I look up I
-may drop a stitch or two.”
-
-“Oh, if you drop them I’ll pick them up,” said Neddie most politely.
-
-Beckie laughed.
-
-“You don’t understand,” she said. “When you are sewing and drop a stitch
-it means you let it slip out of the cloth. It doesn’t drop on the
-floor.”
-
-“I don’t understand,” said Neddie; “I admit that. But anyhow it’s
-snowing, and I’m going out and have some fun.”
-
-“I will come, too, as soon as I get this doll’s dress done,” answered
-Beckie. “But I have to put some frills down the middle and some plaits
-up the side. Then around one edge there is to go some lace, and on the
-other some insertion and——”
-
-“That’s enough,” cried Neddie. “I give up! I’m going out and make a
-snowball, and there won’t be any lace on it, nor any tucks, either.”
-
-“Oh, you boys!” said Beckie with a sigh, as she threaded her needle with
-a fine piece of corn silk that she was using to sew her doll’s dress.
-
-So Neddie went out to play in the snow, and while he was hopping about,
-making snowballs and throwing them up in the air to watch them come
-down, and now and then rolling over and over in the snow to make himself
-look white like Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear—while Neddie was doing
-this, his sister Beckie was sewing her doll’s dress.
-
-Pretty soon she had it nearly finished, so she laid it aside, and put
-her needle safely away where Uncle Wigwag or Aunt Piffy, the fat old
-lady bear, would not sit on it by mistake, and then Beckie went out to
-play with her brother Neddie.
-
-The two bear children had lots of fun in the snow, and in a little while
-Neddie said:
-
-“Let’s go over in the woods, Beckie. Maybe we’ll find a lemon pie or a
-pollylop, or something like that.”
-
-“What’s a pollylop?” asked Beckie, as she caught a snowflake on the end
-of her tongue, just as the clown in the circus catches a little piggie
-by his tail. “I never heard of a pollylop, Neddie.”
-
-“Why,” said the little bear boy, “a pollylop is just like a lollypop
-only different. You see a lollypop is a stick with a lump of candy on
-one end.”
-
-“Oh, yes, I know that,” answered Beckie.
-
-“And a pollylop,” went on Neddie, “is a lump of candy, with a stick on
-one end.”
-
-“Oh, I see what you mean!” exclaimed Beckie with a laugh. “One is upside
-down and the other——”
-
-“The other is downside up,” finished her brother, as he turned a
-peppersault into a bank of snow, and came out on the other side with a
-feather sticking in his ear.
-
-“Oh, look at that!” exclaimed Beckie. “Where did you get that feather,
-Neddie?”
-
-“Why, I don’t know,” he answered, scratching his left paw with his right
-ear. “I guess it must have come out of the snowbank.”
-
-“Feathers don’t grow in snowbanks, Neddie,” spoke Beckie.
-
-“No more they do,” he answered, taking this one from his ear and looking
-at it. “I guess this feather must be off a chicken or a turkey, Beckie.”
-
-“No, it isn’t large enough for a chicken’s or a turkey’s feather,” said
-Beckie. “It must be from a little bird. But what would a bird be doing
-in a snowbank?”
-
-And just then the two little bear children heard a voice crying:
-
-“Oh, dear! How cold I am! Oh, I am almost frozen!”
-
-“Oh, the poor thing!” exclaimed Beckie. “That’s a poor little birdie in
-the snowbank, Neddie. You must get him out and we’ll warm him.”
-
-“How?” asked the little bear boy. “How can you warm him?”
-
-“Oh, I’ll find a way,” said Beckie.
-
-“All right. Then I’ll dive into the snowbank again,” said Neddie. And
-into the snow he went, scattering it carefully about with his paws
-until, down near the bottom, on the ground, covered with the white
-flakes, and almost frozen, was a poor little birdie.
-
-“Oh, the dear little thing!” cried Beckie, as Neddie brought out the
-birdie in his paws, holding it carefully so as not to squeeze it.
-
-“Cheep! Cheep!” went the cold little birdie. That was all it could say.
-
-“Quick, Neddie!” exclaimed Beckie. “You run home and get me some nice
-warm milk in a bottle. Aunt Piffy will heat it for you. Bring it back
-here to me, and some bread crumbs, too, I’ll feed the little birdie.”
-
-“But why don’t you bring it home with you?” Neddie wanted to know.
-
-“Because I don’t want to carry it through the cold air,” answered
-Beckie. “I’m going to warm the birdie in my fur while you are gone after
-the milk.”
-
-So Neddie ran back home to the cave-house, and Beckie sat down on a
-stump that stuck up above the snow, and in her warm fur Beckie cuddled
-the cold birdie, holding her paws over it to keep off the frosty north
-wind.
-
-“Cheep! cheep!” went the small birdie, and soon it was nice and warm and
-could flutter its wings a little.
-
-“Do you feel better now?” asked Beckie.
-
-“Oh, much better,” answered the fluttering creature. “Thank you so much
-for warming me.”
-
-“But how did you happen to get in the snowbank?” asked Beckie.
-
-“It was this way,” explained the bird. “Yesterday all my friends and
-brothers and sisters flew away down South, where it is warm. But I
-stayed to have a game of tag with Lulu Wibblewobble, the duck girl, and
-I was left behind. Then it got colder and colder, and I could not fly. I
-fell into the snow and there I stayed until you came to get me out. I
-can never thank you enough.”
-
-“Pray do not think of that,” said Beckie most politely. “I am glad we
-could save you. I suppose it was your feather that stuck in Neddie’s ear
-when he took a peppersault dive through the snow.”
-
-“Yes,” said the birdie, “it was a loose one from my tail. And it is a
-good thing it came off, otherwise you would never have known I was
-here.”
-
-“Very true,” answered Beckie. Then she warmed the poor, cold little
-birdie some more in her fur, and wondered when Neddie would be back with
-the hot milk and the bread crumbs.
-
-All of a sudden, as Beckie was sitting there on the stump, warming the
-birdie, out from behind an old apple tree came the biggest fox Beckie
-had ever seen. He was much larger than the little bear girl. In fact, he
-must have been the grandfather of all the foxes.
-
-“Wuff! Wuff! Wuff!” barked the fox. “I can see where my Christmas dinner
-is coming from.”
-
-“From where?” asked Beckie, as bravely as she could, though really she
-was much frightened.
-
-“From you and that bird,” answered the bad fox. “I am going to carry you
-both off to my den, and what a Christmas dinner I will have!”
-
-Well, he was just going to jump and grab Beckie, when the little birdie
-that wasn’t cold any more, but nice and warm, thanks to Beckie’s
-fur—that little bird just flew right into the face of that fox, and with
-its sharp beak the bird picked the fox on the end of his nose as hard as
-anything.
-
-“Oh, wow!” cried the fox. “I guess I have made a mistake! I don’t want a
-Christmas dinner off you at all.”
-
-“I guess you don’t!” chirped the birdie, pecking him on the nose again,
-and the fox ran away, taking his bushy tail with him, and Beckie and the
-birdie were safe. Then Beckie warmed the birdie some more in her fur,
-and pretty soon along came Neddie with the hot milk and bread crumbs,
-and the birdie ate as much as it wanted.
-
-Then Beckie and Neddie took the birdie home with them to keep it in the
-warm cave until summer should come again; and everybody was happy except
-the fox with the sore nose, and it served him right. And in the next
-story, if the dinner plate doesn’t get hungry and bite a piece out of
-the salt dish, I’ll tell you about Neddie helping Santa Claus.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XXX
- NEDDIE HELPS SANTA CLAUS
-
-
-“Only three days more until Christmas! Aren’t you glad, Neddie?” asked
-Beckie Stubtail, the little girl bear, one morning as she jumped out of
-her bed in the clean straw of the cave-house where she lived, and ran to
-the door of her brother’s room. “Aren’t you just glad, Neddie?”
-
-“Glad? Well, I guess I am!” answered Neddie, as he tickled himself with
-a clothespin to make himself laugh. “I don’t even want to go to school
-to-day, I’m so happy.”
-
-“Oh, but I s’pose we do have to go,” spoke Beckie. “But maybe we’ll get
-out early.”
-
-Just then from the kitchen came a call:
-
-“Hurry, Neddie—Beckie—breakfast is ready! Come and get your griddle
-cakes with honey on!”
-
-Then Beckie and Neddie, the little bear children, hurried downstairs.
-Soon they were eating their breakfast. Their papa, Mr. Stubtail, the old
-bear gentleman, had had his breakfast some time ago and gone to work.
-Uncle Wigwag, the gentleman bear, who was always playing tricks and
-cracking jokes, as a squirrel cracks nuts, was sitting in a corner,
-trying to think of something new to do to make Aunt Piffy, the fat lady
-bear, laugh.
-
-Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman, was out in the yard, looking
-for a fresh cake of ice to sit on while he read the morning paper.
-
-Pretty soon Neddie and Beckie started for their classes. They had on
-their fur coats, for it was rather cold, you see. And in a little while,
-when the bear children were almost at school, and had met Tommie and
-Joie and Kat, the kitten children, in their red mittens and rubber
-boots, it began to snow.
-
-“Oh, how nice!” cried Beckie, jumping about.
-
-“It’s just fine!” exclaimed Neddie. “I always like it to snow around
-Christmas, for I’m going to get a new sled.”
-
-“And I’m going to have a pair of skates,” said Tommie Kat. “At least I
-asked Santa Claus for them, and I hope he brings them, and also some
-ice, so I can use them.”
-
-“Mr. Whitewash will lend you his cake of ice to skate on, if the pond
-doesn’t freeze,” said Neddie.
-
-And then the school bell rang, and the animal children had to hurry on,
-so they would not be late.
-
-Such fun as they had in school that day! It was so near Christmas that
-the professor-teacher was not very strict, and when the children missed
-their lessons he gave them another chance.
-
-And the Professor let Beckie draw a picture of Santa Claus on the
-blackboard, with a red cap, and fur on the coat and a big pack on his
-back—I mean Santa Claus had all these things on, though of course the
-blackboard had also, after Beckie got through drawing.
-
-Well, when school was out, Neddie and Beckie ran home with the rest of
-the animal children, but, all of a sudden, as the little bear boy came
-to the old hollow stump, where Bully, the frog, used to give jumping
-lessons in summer, Neddie happened to think that he had left his reading
-book in school.
-
-“I’ll run back and get it,” he said. “You go on, Beckie, and I’ll soon
-catch up to you.”
-
-But Neddie Stubtail didn’t come back as soon as he thought he would, for
-when he got to the school he found that a little mouse boy had taken the
-reading book down a rat hole to look at the pictures. And by the time
-Neddie got his book back it was quite late, and growing dark.
-
-“But I’m not afraid,” said Neddie as he hurried on toward home, with the
-book under his paw. On and on he went, through the wood. It became
-darker and darker. Neddie began to whistle, so he could not hear any
-rustling in the bushes. For when the bushes rustled he imagined it might
-be the skillery-scalery alligator, or maybe a bad wolf after him.
-
-But nothing like that took place, and soon Neddie was almost home. Then
-all of a sudden something did happen. Just as he was passing under a big
-oak tree, with the brown leaves on it shaking in the wind, the little
-bear boy heard a buzzing sound, and then a crash and a bang, and a
-rattle, and some one cried:
-
-“Oh, dear! Now I have gone and done it! Oh, my, yes! and some
-reindeer-lollypops besides! Oh, what am I going to do now? And not half
-my work done!”
-
-Neddie crouched down under the bushes. He knew well enough that
-something had happened up in the oak tree. What it was he could not
-tell.
-
-“But if it’s a giant, or a bad elephant or a flying eagle trying to get
-me, they shan’t!” exclaimed Neddie.
-
-Then he heard the voice crying again:
-
-“Help! Help! Is there anybody around to help me? I’m stuck in the tree!”
-
-“Ha!” exclaimed Neddie to himself. “He’s only saying that to fool me. I
-believe that’s the skillery-scalery alligator sailing around in a
-balloon, looking for me. But he shan’t find me. I’ll hide here until he
-goes away.”
-
-So Neddie got farther under the bush, and then the voice cried again:
-
-“Help! Help! Please help me!”
-
-Then some bells jingled, and Neddie heard a song that went something
-like this:
-
- “Won’t you please come to help me.
- I am caught fast in a tree.
- Christmas time will soon be here,
- But I’ll sure be late this year,
- Unless some one comes quickly,
- And gets me loose from out this tree.”
-
-Hearing that nice song Neddie wasn’t afraid any more. He opened his ears
-as wide as he could and listened. He opened his eyes as wide as he could
-and looked up. Then he saw a strange sight.
-
-Caught fast in the tree was an airship—you know what they are—a sort of
-flying balloon, like a toy circus one, only larger. And in the airship
-was a nice old gentleman, with a red coat and long white whiskers; and
-beside him in the airship was a big bag just filled to the top with
-sleds and dolls and rocking horses and cradles, and steam engines and
-toy motor boats, and skates and jumping-jacks, and, oh! I couldn’t begin
-to tell you what was in it. Neddie knew right away who was in trouble.
-
-“You’re Santa Claus, aren’t you?” he asked, as he came out from under
-the bush.
-
-“That’s who I am,” answered the old gentleman. “I was flying down here
-from the North Pole in my airship, when I got caught in the tree. I’m
-stuck fast and I can’t get out, and I don’t know what to do. Can you
-find some one to help me?”
-
-“I will help you myself,” said Neddie bravely and kindly. Then, laying
-down his school books, he climbed the tree sticking in the bark his
-sharp claws as he had learned to do from George, the tame trained bear,
-who went around with the Professor.
-
-Soon Neddie was at the top of the tree. Then he broke off the branches
-that held fast Santa’s airship, and dear old St. Nicholas could travel
-on again, with his bag of good things for Christmas.
-
-Off through the air sailed Santa Claus, and as Neddie climbed down the
-tree, after having helped the nice old gentleman, a voice called.
-
-“I’ll see you soon again, Neddie. But don’t tell anybody you saw me for
-it’s a secret.”
-
-“I won’t,” said Neddie, and he didn’t. Then the little bear boy hurried
-on home, and he had honey cakes for supper, and he never said a word
-about Santa Claus. And on the next page, if the umbrella doesn’t climb
-up the hat tree and pick off all the breakfast oranges, I’ll tell you
-about Neddie and Beckie in the chimney.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXXI
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN THE CHIMNEY
-
-
-“Neddie, what makes you act so queerly?” asked Beckie Stubtail, the
-little bear, one morning when she and her brother were on their way to
-school.
-
-“Queer! Do I act queer?” asked Neddie, as he turned around to see if any
-snowballs were growing on the end of his tail. None were, I’m glad to
-say.
-
-“Queer! I really think you do act strange,” said Beckie, as politely as
-she could, while eating a bun Aunt Piffy had given her.
-
-“What do I do that’s queer?” asked Neddie, curious-like.
-
-“Why, you go around looking up in the air all the while, and listening,
-and then looking up again. I should think you would get a stiff neck,”
-said Beckie. “Why do you do it, Neddie?”
-
-“Oh, that’s nothing,” said Neddie, sort of confused like. “I—er—I guess
-I’m looking up to see if it’s going to snow any more for Christmas.”
-
-“Neddie Stubtail!” exclaimed Beckie, shaking her paw at him. “That isn’t
-it at all! You’re looking for something in the air and I know it. And,
-besides, you talked in your sleep last night!”
-
-“Did I?” asked Neddie, sort of anxious-like. “What did I say, Beckie?”
-
-“Well, I couldn’t understand it all. But it was something about a tree,
-and getting caught in it, and then you hollered out: ‘I won’t tell,
-Sandy!’ That’s what you talked.”
-
-“Did I say Sandy?” asked Neddie.
-
-“Well, it sounded like that,” answered Beckie. “But I won’t be sure.”
-Then she looked at her brother. Neddie was all sort of red back of his
-ears, and his little stubby tail was going wiggle-waggle-wog. Then
-Beckie suspected something.
-
-“Neddie Stubtail!” she cried. “I believe you know something about Santa
-Claus! That’s it! It was Santa—not Sandy. Oh! Neddie, do you—really?
-Tell me, please! I won’t tell. Come on, do, it’s so near Christmas!”
-
-Beckie took hold of Neddie’s paw and kissed him on the nose.
-
-“Aw, quit!” he cried. “I’m not a girl!”
-
-“I know, Neddie, dear,” said Beckie softly. “But I love you!”
-
-“Huh! Yes! I guess you want me to tell you the secret, don’t you?” he
-asked, and really Neddie did not speak as politely as he might have
-done. But he did not mean to be unkind.
-
-“Oh, a secret!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws. “Do tell me, Neddie,
-dear.”
-
-“I promised not to,” said the little boy bear, looking at his toes.
-
-“Oh, if you will,” said Beckie, “I’ve got a honey cake, and I’ll give it
-to you. Do tell me!”
-
-“Well,” said Neddie, slowly, as he ate the cake his sister gave him, “It
-happened last night. I promised not to tell, but then you’re my sister
-and it’s almost Christmas, anyhow. I guess he won’t care.”
-
-And then, because he loved his little sister bear, Neddie told all about
-having helped Santa Claus, who got caught in the tree top with his
-airship, as I told you in the story before this one.
-
-“Oh, how perfectly lovely!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws. “Neddie, if
-I had another honey cake I’d give it to you. Just to think! You really
-saw Santa Claus!”
-
-“But it’s a secret!” said Neddie, quickly.
-
-“Of course—I know,” said Beckie, sticking up her nose just the little
-tiniest bit. “I won’t tell a single soul.”
-
-And then they were at school. They studied their lessons and then, as it
-was recess, all the animal children went out in the yard to play. And,
-of course, Beckie had to go and tell that she had a secret.
-
-And, of course, all the girls wanted to know what the secret was. And,
-of course, Beckie said she couldn’t tell, but the girls, like Alice and
-Lulu Wibblewobble, the ducks, and Kittie Kat, and Brighteyes, the guinea
-pig girl, all begged and teased, and well——
-
-“Now promise, cross your heart and twist your paws you’ll never, never
-tell if I tell you,” asked Beckie.
-
-“Oh, we promise,” said all the animal girls.
-
-Well, you can easily guess what happened. Beckie told how her brother
-Neddie had helped Santa Claus out of the tree in his airship. And, of
-course, all the girls promised not to even whisper it. And then,
-somehow, all the boys had heard of what happened to Neddie. And, in a
-short time, everybody in the school knew all about the little boy bear
-having seen Santa Claus.
-
-“Well, it’s very queer!” exclaimed Beckie when Neddie spoke to her about
-it. “I only just told a few girls—only a very few, and they all promised
-not to tell!”
-
-“Huh!” exclaimed Neddie. And then, as he saw that his little sister felt
-badly, he added: “Never mind, Beckie. You didn’t mean to, and I guess
-Santa Claus won’t care, anyhow.”
-
-And Neddie let Beckie kiss him again, which was very nice of him, I
-think.
-
-Then, when recess was almost over, Jackie Bow Bow, the puppy dog boy,
-said:
-
-“Pooh! I don’t believe Santa Claus comes down the chimney the way they
-say he does.”
-
-“You don’t believe that?” cried Neddie Stubtail, surprised-like.
-
-“No, I don’t,” said Jackie. “Maybe he has an airship, for you saw that,
-but nobody ever saw him come down the chimney.”
-
-“The idea!” cried Beckie. “What a funny boy! Of course he comes down the
-chimney.”
-
-“How can he with a pack on his back? Answer me that!” cried Jackie.
-Neddie and Beckie looked at one another. They both thought of the same
-thing. Then Neddie said:
-
-“Of course Santa Claus comes down the chimney. What if he is big? I’m
-bigger than Sammy Littletail, the rabbit, and I can go down a chimney.”
-
-“So can I!” cried Beckie.
-
-“And we’ll do it, too!” added Neddie. “We have a few minutes of recess
-yet. Beckie and I will go down the school chimney to show them all that
-Santa Claus can do the same thing.”
-
-Then, while all the other animal children looked on in wonder, Beckie
-and Neddie scrambled up on the roof of the schoolhouse. They could
-easily do this as there was a tree growing near it. Then Neddie got in
-the chimney first. It was a large, wide one.
-
-“You’ll get all black soot,” said Beckie.
-
-“Never mind, it will all wash off,” spoke Neddie. “Come on in, Beckie.
-There’s lots of room.”
-
-So Beckie got in the chimney, too. Just then the school bell rang.
-Recess was over. All the animal children had to run in.
-
-“Oh, you’ll get a bad mark!” they cried to Neddie and Beckie. “You’ll be
-late!”
-
-“Hurry up! Slide down the chimney and go to school that way!” cried
-Beckie to Neddie.
-
-“I can’t! I’m stuck fast!” he said.
-
-“I’ll give you a push!” she cried. And she did. She pushed so hard that
-both she and Neddie fell right on down through the hole in the chimney,
-into the fireplace in the school room. But, luckily, there was no fire
-on the hearth, so they were not burned. Which shows you that Santa Claus
-can come down a chimney, and which also shows you that you should not
-have a fire in the grate on Christmas eve.
-
-Well, of course, Neddie and Beckie coming down the chimney made quite
-some excitement in the school, but all the animal children laughed, and
-the professor-teacher laughed, too, and then, as it was so near
-Christmas, he said there would be no more lessons that day. So Neddie
-and Beckie, having proved that Santa Claus could come down a chimney,
-went home to wash off the soot.
-
-What’s that? How does Santa Claus get the black soot off him when he
-comes down a chimney? Why, he always has a whiskbroom with him, you
-know, and every time he comes down a chimney he brushes himself off.
-See?
-
-And now we have come to the end of this book, for you can easily tell,
-by looking, that there isn’t room for another story in it.
-
-I’ll just say, though, that Neddie and Beckie had the finest Christmas
-that ever you can imagine. And such presents as they received! And the
-candy and nuts and oranges and honey cakes—Oh, my! It makes me hungry
-just to write about it.
-
-And the two little bear children, and their papa and mamma, and Aunt
-Piffy, the fat bear, and Uncle Wigwag, and Mr. Whitewash lived happily
-for ever after—for many years after. And every time he got a chance
-Uncle Wigwag would play a joke. And Mr. Whitewash would always sit on a
-cake of ice when he could find one.
-
-But if I can’t get any more stories in this book, I can put them in
-another. And I will. That book will be called “Bully and Bawly No-Tail,”
-and they will be stories about the two little frog boys, who lived in a
-pond, and could swim as good as a gold fish. They had no tails, except
-when they were baby tadpoles, but those tails soon fell off. So their
-names were “No-Tail” you see, just as Buddy and Brighteyes, the guinea
-pigs, had no tail.
-
-So I’ll say good-bye now, for a little while, as I have to write the new
-book for you.
-
-
- THE END
-
-
-
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-<p class='c000'><b>Transcriber’s Note:</b></p>
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-<p class='c000'>The cover image was created by the transcriber and is placed in the public domain.</p>
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-<img src='images/frontis.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
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-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div><span class='large'><i>BEDTIME STORIES</i></span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='titlepage'>
-
-<div>
- <h1 class='c002'>NEDDIE AND BECKIE STUBTAIL<br /> <span class='large'>(TWO NICE BEARS)</span></h1>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>BY</div>
- <div><span class='xlarge'>HOWARD R. GARIS</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='sc'>Author of “Sammie and Susie Littletail,” “Johnnie and Billie Bushytail,” “Charlie and Arabella Chick,” “The Smith Boys,” “The Island Boys,” etc.</span></div>
- <div class='c001'><span class='large'>Illustrated by LOUIS WISA</span></div>
- <div class='c001'><span class='large'>A. L. BURT COMPANY</span></div>
- <div>PUBLISHERS · · NEW YORK<a id='t2'></a></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>PUBLISHER’S NOTE</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c005'>These stories appeared originally in the Evening
-News, of Newark, N. J., and are reproduced
-in book form by the kind permission of
-the publishers of that paper, to whom the
-author extends his thanks.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c003' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_7'>7</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>CONTENTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='CONTENTS'>
- <tr>
- <th class='c007'><span class='small'>STORY</span></th>
- <th class='c008'>&nbsp;</th>
- <th class='c009'><span class='small'>PAGE</span></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>I.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and Beckie in Trouble</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_9'>9</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>II.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Beckie and the Buns</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_17'>17</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>III.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and the Bees’ Nest</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_25'>25</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>IV.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Beckie and the Grapes</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_33'>33</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>V.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and the Trained Bear</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_41'>41</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>VI.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>The Stubtails Run Away</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_49'>49</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>VII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and Beckie Climb a Pole</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_57'>57</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>VIII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie Does a Trick</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_65'>65</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>IX.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>The Stubtails’ Thanksgiving</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_73'>73</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>X.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and the Elephant</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_81'>81</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XI.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Beckie and the Monkey</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_89'>89</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and Beckie go Home</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_97'>97</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XIII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and Fuzzy Wuzzytail</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_104'>104</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XIV.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Beckie Makes a Doll’s Dress</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_111'>111</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XV.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie’s Joke on Uncle Wigwag</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_119'>119</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XVI.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Mr. Whitewash and the Stovepipe</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_127'>127</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XVII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Papa Stubtail in a Trap</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_135'>135</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XVIII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Mamma Stubtail’s Honey Cakes</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_143'>143</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XIX.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and the Kindling Wood</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_151'>151</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XX.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Beckie’s Cough Medicine</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_159'>159</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXI.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and the Tooting Horn</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_167'>167</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Beckie and the Organ Man</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_175'>175</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'><span class='pageno' id='Page_8'>8</span>XXIII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie Plays the Piano</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_183'>183</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXIV.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and Beckie at a Party</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_191'>191</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXV.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie in a Snowbank</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_199'>199</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXVI.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Helping Uncle Wigwag</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_207'>207</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXVII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Beckie and Her Wax Doll</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_215'>215</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXVIII.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and the Lemon Pie</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_223'>223</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXIX.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Beckie and the Cold Birdie</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_231'>231</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXX.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie Helps Santa Claus</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_239'>239</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c007'>XXXI.</td>
- <td class='c008'><span class='sc'>Neddie and Beckie in the Chimney</span></td>
- <td class='c009'><a href='#Page_246'>246</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span></div>
-<div class='section ph1'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>Neddie and Beckie Stubtail</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY I<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN TROUBLE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>So many different kinds of stories as I have
-told you! My goodness me, sakes alive, and
-some molasses popcorn! I should think you
-would get tired of them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But I hope you do not, and, as everyone likes
-something new once in a while, I thought I would
-make up some new stories for you. I have been
-telling you about rabbits and squirrels and ducks
-and chickens. How would you like to hear now
-about some little bear children? Not bad, savage
-bears, you know, but nice, kind, gentle, tame ones
-who always minded the papa and mamma bears,
-went to bed when they were told, and all that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Of course, I could tell you some stories about
-bad, growly and scratchy bears if I wanted to,
-but I’d rather not, if it’s all the same to you.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_10'>10</span>Now, then, for some bear stories.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Once upon a time, not so very many years ago,
-there lived in a house, called a cave, in the side
-of a hill, a family of bears. Their cave-house was
-not far from where Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow,
-the puppy dogs, had their kennel, and the bear
-cave was only a short distance away from where
-Joie and Tommie and Kittie Kat lived.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>There were seven bears in the family, five
-grown-up ones and two children. There was a
-chap named Neddie, who was as nice a boy bear
-as you would want to meet. And there was a
-little girl bear named Beckie, and she was as
-cute as a soap bubble, if not cuter.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then there were the papa and mamma bears.
-And their last name was Stubtail, for bears, you
-know, have only a little, short stubby tail—hardly
-a tail at all, to tell the truth. But still it is more
-of a tail than Buddy and Brighteyes, the guinea
-pig children, have.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Also living with this same Stubtail family of
-bears was an old gentleman bear named Uncle
-Wigwag, and the reason he was called that was
-because he was always playing tricks, or telling
-jokes, and when he laughed, after he had fooled
-anybody, he would wig and wag his head from
-side to side.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Also there was Aunt Piffy, who was so fat
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span>that she used to puff and pant as she came
-upstairs, and lastly there was a real old bear
-gentleman named Mr. Whitewash. He was
-called that because he was all white—he was a
-polar bear from the North Pole, and he always
-wanted to sit on a cake of ice.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So these bears lived together in the cave in the
-side of the hill, and they did many things, about
-which I shall have the pleasure of telling you.
-Neddie and Beckie did the most things to tell
-about, but, of course, sometimes the other bear
-folks did things also.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>One day when Neddie and Beckie had come
-home from their school, Mrs. Stubtail, the bear
-lady, said to her children:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neddie—Beckie, I wish you would walk a
-little way through the woods, and meet your papa
-when he comes home from his work in the bed
-factory.” You see Mr. Stubtail worked at making
-mattresses for beds. With his long sharp
-claws he would make the inside of the mattresses
-all fluffy and soft so, no matter how wide awake
-you were, you always fell asleep when you
-stretched out on one of the beds the bear gentleman
-made.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why do you want us to meet papa?” asked
-Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I want you to tell him to stop at the store
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_12'>12</span>on his way home and bring some honey,” said
-Mrs. Stubtail. “We are going to have hot cornmeal
-biscuits and honey for supper.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, joy!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws
-together. Then she waltzed around on her hind
-paws and she and Neddie hurried off down the
-road to meet their papa.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>As they were going along they heard a voice
-calling to them:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, ho! Children, wait a minute! Here
-comes your Uncle Wiggily with some ice cream
-cones for you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, let’s wait for our uncle, the rabbit gentleman,”
-said Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he and Beckie waited, and they heard a
-rustling in the bushes and their mouths were just
-getting ready for the ice cream cones when out
-popped Uncle Wigwag, the joking old bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! Ha!” he cried, laughing and wigging
-and wagging his head. “That’s the time I fooled
-you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie and Beckie were so disappointed that
-they did not know what to say. Uncle Wigwag
-was laughing at his joke, but when he saw how
-badly the bear children felt he said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Never mind. I’ll give you each a penny and
-you can buy yourself some ice cream cones.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he did, and then Beckie and Neddie were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_13'>13</span>happy, and they went on to meet their papa, while
-Uncle Wigwag looked around for some one else
-on whom he could play a joke.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We ought to meet papa soon now,” said
-Neddie, as he looked under an old stump to see
-if he could find any crabapples growing there.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“A little farther on and we’ll see him,” spoke
-Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>They went on a little more, and all of a sudden
-Neddie saw a large hollow log lying on the
-ground. It was just like a stovepipe, only bigger
-and it had a hole all the way through it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! I’m going to crawl through that hollow
-log!” cried Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Better not,” warned Beckie. “Maybe something
-in it might catch you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pooh! I’m not afraid!” cried Neddie.
-“Anyhow, I can look all the way through.
-There’s not a thing in it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he started to crawl through the hollow log,
-but my goodness me, sakes alive and some onion
-pancakes! Neddie had not gone very far before
-he found the hole in the log getting smaller.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t believe I’ll be able to crawl through
-to the other end,” thought the little boy bear.
-Then he tried to back out, but he could not—he
-was stuck fast inside the hollow log.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, help! Help!” cried Neddie, wiggling
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_14'>14</span>and trying to get out. But he was tightly held.
-He could hardly move.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What’s the matter?” asked Beckie from
-where she stood outside the hollow log.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m stuck! I can’t get out!” cried Neddie,
-and his voice sounded as if it were down cellar.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Wait! I’ll get a long stick and poke you
-out, just like you poke out a bean that gets stuck
-in your putty-blower,” said Beckie. So she got
-a long stick, and poked it in through the hollow
-log. All at once the stick came up against something
-soft.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What’s that?” asked Beckie, surprised like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Stop! Ouch! It’s me!” yelled Neddie.
-“Stop it! You’re tickling my back.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But I want to get you out,” said Beckie,
-poking in the stick again.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You can’t do it that way,” said her brother.
-“I guess you’ll have to crawl in after me and
-pull me out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right,” said Beckie kindly, “I will.”
-So she climbed through the log from the same
-end where her brother had gone in. “I’m coming,”
-called Beckie. Then she grunted, all of a
-sudden.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What’s the matter?” asked Neddie, anxious-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m stuck, too,” answered Beckie. “Either
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>I am too fat, or this log is too small. I can’t move
-either way, and I can’t help you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried Neddie. So there the two
-little bear children were in trouble inside the
-hollow log. They wiggled and squirmed and did
-everything they could think of to get out, but it
-was of no use. They were stuck fast.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>I don’t know how long they might have had
-to stay, nor what might have happened to them,
-had not their papa come along just then from the
-bed factory. The bear gentleman heard cries
-coming from the hollow log, and, listening a
-moment, he knew they were made by his children,
-Beckie and Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah ha!” cried Mr. Stubtail. “They are in
-the hollow log! I’ll soon get them out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then, with his strong claws, Mr. Stubtail
-made a big hole in the side of the log, taking care
-not to scratch Beckie or Neddie. Soon the hole
-was large enough for the two bear children to
-come out about the middle of the side of the log.
-And, oh! how glad they were.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll never go in a hollow log again!” cried
-Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Nor I,” added Neddie. Then they told their
-papa about their mamma wanting honey, and he
-took them by the paws and led them to the store
-where honey was sold and bought some. Next
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span>they all went home to supper, and Uncle Wigwag
-said it was a good joke on Beckie and Neddie
-to get stuck in the hollow log. Perhaps it
-was, but the bear children did not think so. But
-they liked the honey, anyhow.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So in the next story, if the jumping-jack
-doesn’t fall off his stick down into the cake dish,
-and get all covered with frosting so he looks
-like a candy doll, I’ll tell you about Beckie and
-the buns.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY II<br /> <span class='large'>BECKIE AND THE BUNS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>The next day, after Neddie and Beckie Stubtail,
-the little bear children, had been caught
-in the hollow log, and their papa had to claw
-them out, they didn’t go to school. It was not
-because they were not well enough, for, after
-all, being stuck inside a hollow log doesn’t hurt
-a bear child very much. You see they have a lot
-of soft, fluffy fur on them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>No, that wasn’t the reason Beckie and Neddie
-didn’t go to school. And it wasn’t because it was
-Saturday, either. No, it was because there was
-no school on account of the teacher bear having
-a toothache. And when a bear has the toothache
-he really can’t do anything. He has to go to the
-dentist right away.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>It was so with the teacher bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>On the outside of the school house door the
-bear teacher hung a white piece of birch bark, on
-which was printed:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>NO SCHOOL TO-DAY.</div>
- <div>I’VE GOT THE TOOTHACHE.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>“Oh, goodie!” cried Neddie when he read it,
-and he felt so happy that he tried to wag his
-little short tail, only he couldn’t.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, Neddie, I’m s’prised at you!” exclaimed
-Tommie Kat, who, with his brother and
-sister, Joie and Kittie, had also come to school.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I’m not glad ’cause teacher’s got the
-toothache,” said Neddie Stubtail quickly, “it’s
-just because there’s no school.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, then so’m I glad,” said Kittie Kat,
-purring softly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So all the animal children went home on account
-of the school being closed, and when Mrs.
-Stubtail saw Beckie and Neddie coming up to
-the cave-house, she exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, what does this mean?” The little
-bears told their mamma, and Aunt Piffy, who
-had just come up from down cellar, said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, if there is no (puff) school, I can
-(puff) hear your (puff) lessons!” You see she
-puffed because she was all out of breath.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, no, thank you,” said Neddie quickly,
-“we’ll have to-day’s lessons to-morrow, so we
-don’t have to study any now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he went out to have some fun: and one
-of the things he did was to watch his uncle Wigwag
-and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman,
-building a new room onto the cave-house.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>It was a room made from a big hollow log—not
-the same one that Neddie and Beckie had
-been caught in, however, but another one. Mrs.
-Stubtail wanted her cave-house made larger so
-Uncle Wigwag suggested adding on a hollow
-log for a sitting-room.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So that’s what he and Mr. Whitewash were
-doing, and Neddie helped them by getting in
-their way every now and then, so they wouldn’t
-work too fast and get all tired out. Finally
-Uncle Wigwag said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neddie, I wish you’d go to the store and
-get me some red paint to color this log green.”
-And, never thinking it was a joke, off Neddie
-ran.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Pretty soon after that his mamma wanted him
-to go to the store to get her a yeast cake, so she
-could make bread. But, as Neddie was not in
-sight, Beckie went.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>On her way home with the yeast cake in her
-paws Beckie had to go past a house where some
-other bears lived. Now these bears were not
-nice and good. In fact they were bad, and because
-they were bad, and because the Stubtail
-family was a family of good bears the bad bears
-did not like them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Why, would you believe it? Often those bad
-bears would take rabbit and squirrel and guinea
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>pig children off to their dens and keep them there
-for ever and ever so long, just to be mean, you
-know. But none of the Stubtails, or Mr. Whitewash,
-or Uncle Wigwag, or Aunt Piffy would
-do anything like that. Maybe Uncle Wigwag
-would play a joke, or do something funny, but
-nothing that was real mean.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And once Mr. Whitewash met a little boy
-kitten in the woods—Joie Kat I think it was.
-And Joie was wiggling and squirming and
-twisting this way and that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What’s the matter, Joie?” asked Mr. Whitewash.
-“Have you the measles?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Joie, “my back itches
-me terribly, and I can’t reach the place to
-scratch it. Oh, dear!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now, there’s nothing worse than to have an
-itchy place in your back and not be able to
-scratch it. Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear,
-knew that, so with his claws he gently scratched
-Joie’s back for him and tickled the little kitten
-boy very much.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But if Joie had met one of the bad bears,
-why, my goodness me, and some peanut butter
-on your cracker! The bad bear would, just as
-soon as not, have taken Joie off to his den and
-made him pull chestnuts out of the fire for the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>other bears to eat. That’s what it is to be a bad
-bear!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And that was the cave-house in the woods which
-Beckie had to go past on her way home from
-the store with the yeast cake. But she was not
-afraid, even of the bad bears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>However, one of the bad bears, looking out
-of a window in his cave-house, saw her coming
-and he said to his brothers:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! There’s that goody-goody little Stubtail
-girl! I’m going to get her in here and pull
-her hair!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“How are you going to do it?” asked another
-bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll show you!” spoke the first one.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he went to the cupboard and got a lot of
-sweet buns. Bears, you know, love buns almost
-more than anything else. If ever you see some
-tame bears in a cage or in a park give them a few
-buns, and see how they enjoy them. That is,
-if the keeper lets you, not otherwise.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So this bad bear, who wanted to pull Beckie’s
-hair, just because she was good, threw a bun
-out of his window. It fell close to the little
-bear girl, who looked at it in surprise.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha!” she exclaimed, “that is strange! I
-wonder if it is raining buns from the sky?”
-She looked up, but she could see none falling
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>from the clouds, and because the bad bear who
-had thrown the bun was hiding behind the window
-curtains Beckie could not see him, either.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I’ll eat it,” the little animal said, and
-she did, for it was a good bun, even if a bad
-bear did throw it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha!” said one of the bad bears to his
-brother, “I don’t see how you’re going to get
-her in here to pull her hair just by tossing buns
-at her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You just watch,” said the first bad bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he threw another bun, when Beckie
-wasn’t looking, and this one he did not toss
-quite so far. It fell nearer to the cave-house of
-the bad bears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh joy!” cried Beckie, seeing the second
-bun, “someone is very good to me to-day!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Ah! If she had only known.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“See!” exclaimed one bad bear to the other,
-“that’s how I’m going to get Beckie in here!
-Every bun she picks up will bring her closer
-and closer to us, and soon I can jump out and
-grab her!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh, wasn’t he the bad old bear!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Beckie ate the second bun, and then
-came a third one, sailing through the air.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, it surely is raining buns!” cried
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>Beckie in delight. “I mustn’t eat them all. I’ll
-save some to take home to Neddie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So she began to put the buns in her pocket,
-and she never noticed that each one she picked
-up brought her nearer and nearer and nearer
-to the cave of the bad bears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The last bun was almost on their doorstep, and,
-just as Beckie reached over for it, the bad bear
-jumped out and grabbed her.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh dear!” cried poor Beckie Stubtail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But the bad bears did not get a chance to take
-her into their house. Just as they were going
-to do it along came Mr. Whitewash, the kind
-polar bear. He was looking for Neddie to tell
-him Uncle Wigwag was only joking about the
-red paint to make a log green. And then Mr.
-Whitewash saw the bad bear grab Beckie who
-had picked up the buns.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And what do you think Mr. Whitewash
-did?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Why, the big, brave white polar bear went
-right up to the bad black bear and he cuffed
-him on the ears with his broad paws, and pushed
-him back inside his own house, and then he
-tickled that furry creature in the ribs until the
-bad bear had to laugh whether he wanted to or
-not, and then Mr. Whitewash just grabbed
-Beckie up under his paw and hurried away home
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>with her. And, oh, how angry the bad bears
-were, because they could pull no one’s hair.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Beckie, you must be very careful about going
-near that bear house again,” said her mamma
-when she heard the story.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will, but, anyhow, I got the buns,” said
-Beckie, as she gave Neddie some.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So that’s all now, if you please, but the next
-story will be about Neddie and the bees’ nest—that
-is, if the nutmeg grater doesn’t scratch the
-piano and make it cry when the rubber doll tries
-to play a song on it.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY III<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND THE BEES’ NEST</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail,
-the little boy and girl bears, started for school,
-Uncle Wigwag, the funny old bear gentleman
-who, with Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, was
-building a sitting-room on to the cave-house out
-of a hollow tree log, said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neddie, when you come back from your lessons
-this afternoon I shall have something for
-you to do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right,” answered Neddie politely, as he
-stood up on his hind legs and reached for a
-bunch of grapes growing on a vine in the woods.
-“All right, Uncle Wigwag. Do you want me
-to go after some blue paint to color a board
-pink?” and Neddie laughed.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Uncle Wigwag laughed too, for you see he
-was always playing jokes on Neddie and Beckie,
-and he remembered when he had once sent the
-little bear boy for the wrong kind of paint.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No,” answered the old gentleman bear,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span>“nothing like that, Neddie; I just want to take
-you for a walk in the woods, and have you go
-see Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman,
-with me. Uncle Wiggily is going to sell
-his automobile and buy a new car, so maybe he’ll
-give us his old one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, joy! I hope he does!” cried Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So do I!” exclaimed Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then she and her brother went to school and
-learned their lessons, such as how to make beds
-in hollow stumps, and how to scratch their letters
-on the white bark of a birch tree and how
-to keep out of dangerous traps, and all things
-like that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And all the while Neddie was wondering
-whether or not Uncle Wiggily would give them
-his old automobile.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“If he does,” thought the little bear boy, “we
-can have lots of fun. It will be better than sliding
-down hill or eating ice cream cones.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, after a while, school was out, and the
-blackboards could take a rest and the pieces of
-chalk could lie down on the back of the erasers
-and go to sleep. Out trooped the animal children.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Come on, Neddie!” cried Joie Kat, the kitten
-boy. “Let’s have a game of tag!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Or run a race!” added Tommie Kat.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>“No, I’ve got to go home,” said Neddie.
-“My uncle is going to take me with him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he did not stop to play, but hurried on.
-Beckie, however, played with Kittie Kat and
-with Susie Littletail, the rabbit girl, and Alice
-and Lulu Wibblewobble, the duck girls.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, here I am, Uncle Wigwag!” at last
-called Neddie, as he ran up to the old bear gentleman.
-“Come on!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Just a minute, Neddie. Sit down on this
-board while I saw it in two, will you? I want
-it for the front steps,” said Uncle Wigwag.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie, thinking nothing wrong, sat down
-on the board, which was placed between two
-stumps, resting on them. And no sooner had
-Neddie seated himself, than “Crack!” went the
-board, breaking right in the middle, and down
-Neddie went. But he wasn’t hurt, for Uncle
-Wigwag, when he played this trick, had placed
-a pile of soft leaves for Neddie to fall on. They
-were just like a cushion.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Excuse my joke!” laughed Uncle Wigwag.
-You see he had nearly sawed the board in two
-before Neddie arrived, and when the little bear
-boy sat on it the pieces were just held together
-by a few shreds of wood. Of course, they easily
-broke with Neddie’s weight.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, that’s all right! I don’t mind!” laughed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>Neddie, brushing the dried leaves off his fur.
-“You must have your joke, I suppose, Uncle
-Wigwag.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Indeed I must,” answered the old gentleman
-bear. “But here is a penny for you to buy a
-lollypop, because you took my trick so good-naturedly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Uncle Wigwag, shaking his head, set
-off through the woods with Neddie to the house
-of Uncle Wiggily, the rabbit gentleman, to ask
-for the old auto.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hum! Let me see!” exclaimed Uncle Wiggily,
-when Uncle Wigwag had asked him.
-“My old auto, eh? Well, I will think about it.
-Sit down, Mr. Wigwag, and I’ll consider it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And may I go off and buy a lollypop?”
-asked Neddie, hoping that, by the time he came
-back, Uncle Wiggily would have given Uncle
-Wigwag the old auto.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, toddle off!” exclaimed Uncle Wigwag,
-so Neddie toddled off.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>On and on he went through the woods, and
-pretty soon he came to a tree on the side of which
-he saw something sticky. A number of flies
-were buzzing around it, and at first Neddie
-thought it was flypaper. But when he went
-closer he smelled something sweet, and putting
-the tip of his paw on it, and then putting his paw
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_29'>29</span>to his mouth, Neddie found the sticky stuff on
-the tree was honey; just as you wet the tip of
-your finger when you want to see whether there
-is sugar or salt in the pepper dish.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha! Honey!” cried Neddie. “I just
-love honey! It is better than lollypops!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He put his red tongue on the sticky stuff, and
-licked off all he could reach. Then he stretched
-up with his paws and got more. Finally he
-could reach up no farther.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But he looked up, and he saw a big black
-lump high in the tree, and Neddie said to himself:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That must be where the most honey is. I’ll
-climb up and get some, and take some home to
-mamma and Beckie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now, Neddie could climb a tree very well.
-All bears can, even little baby ones, for they have
-sharp claws for that very thing. So Neddie
-got ready to climb, and before doing so he sang
-this little song:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c012'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Honey, honey in a tree,</div>
- <div class='line'>Some for you and some for me.</div>
- <div class='line'>Oh! how I do love sweet honey,</div>
- <div class='line'>I can get this without money!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie began to climb. Higher and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_30'>30</span>higher he went in the tree, and as he went up he
-could smell the sweet honey more and more, and
-his mouth fairly watered for it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie did not stop to think that the honey
-was not his. All he thought of was how good it
-would taste, and how much he wanted it. Nor
-did he stop to ask himself what that funny buzzing
-sound was, that seemed to come from inside
-the tree.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, you honey!” gaily cried Neddie, as he
-climbed higher.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Finally he got to the big black lump, and,
-surely enough, it was a pile of honeycomb, the
-little holes being all filled with the sweet, sticky
-stuff.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, this beats lollypops!” cried Neddie. “It
-is better even than automobiles.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie reached his paw into the middle of the
-black mass and scooped out a lot of honey. He
-put it in his mouth and began to chew on it. It
-was so good that he just had to shut his eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yum! yum!” cried Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now, if he had had his eyes open Neddie might
-have seen a lot of bees flying out of the hollow
-honey tree. But he did not look. He was thinking
-too much of the sweet stuff. Out buzzed the
-bees, and they were very angry that some one had
-come to take their sweet stuff. And, small as
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>they were, the bees were not afraid of Neddie,
-who was quite a large bear boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!” went the bees. “Get
-away from our honey!” Then they flew at Neddie,
-and with their sharp stings they stung him
-on the end of his soft and tender nose, and on
-the bottom parts of his paws, where they had no
-fur, and on his ears; and some of the bees even
-snuggled down in his fur and stung him through
-that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, wow!” cried Neddie, as he felt the
-needle-like stings. Then he opened his eyes
-quickly enough.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Get away from our honey!” buzzed the bees,
-and Neddie was glad to slide down that tree
-more quickly than he had climbed up it. Oh! how
-his nose smarted, and his paws! He seemed on
-fire all over. He licked the honey off his paws,
-but it did not taste good any more.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, wow! Double wow!” howled poor Neddie,
-and then he started to run home as fast as
-he could. And on the way he met Uncle Wigwag,
-who soon knew what the matter was.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Some cool, wet mud on your nose will stop
-the pain,” said the bear gentleman, and he took
-Neddie to a brook and made him a nice mud-plaster.
-Then Neddie felt better, but he said
-he would never go near a bees’ honey nest again.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>“And did Uncle Wiggily give you the auto?”
-asked Neddie of Uncle Wigwag on their way
-home.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“He is still thinking about it,” said Uncle
-Wigwag. “Oh, but your nose is all swelled up
-like a football, Neddie.” And so it was. But in
-a few days it was all better.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And in the story after this, if the horse radish
-doesn’t run away with the spoon-holder and scare
-the knives and forks off the sideboard, I’ll tell
-you about Beckie and the grapes.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY IV<br /> <span class='large'>BECKIE AND THE GRAPES</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>The nose of Neddie Stubtail, the little bear
-boy, was so badly swelled from the bee stings,
-after he took some of their honey, that he could
-not go to school next day, nor for some days
-after that. I told you in the story before this
-how Neddie got stung.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie’s mamma let him stay home from
-school, but even at that he could not have much
-fun, for he could not go out and play, and what
-is the good of staying home from school if you
-have to remain in the house all the while?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>There were two reasons for Neddie’s staying
-in the cave-house, on the side of the green hill,
-and not going out. One reason was that most
-of the day all his boy animal friends were at their
-lessons in school.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The other reason was that when Neddie did
-go out with them, they all looked at his stung
-and swollen nose in such a funny way that it made
-him feel queer. He did not like it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, would ask:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What is the matter, Neddie? Did you bite
-yourself, or fall downstairs?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the squirrel
-brothers, would say:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, Neddie, did your Uncle Wigwag play
-a trick on you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Joie or Tommie Kat would want to
-know:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neddie, did you fall out of bed in your sleep,
-and bump your nose?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neither one! Now you stop!” Neddie
-would exclaim, and then he’d go in the house.
-Oh, he was sorry in more ways than one that he
-had ever meddled with the bees’ nest, even if he
-did get some honey out of it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But one afternoon, when Neddie had come in
-the house because the other animal boys plagued
-him so, Mrs. Stubtail, the bear mamma, whispered
-to Beckie, who was Neddie’s sister:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Beckie, you know Neddie feels pretty badly,
-don’t you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, mamma, I do. His nose must pain him
-very much.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Indeed it does. Now I’d like to give him
-a little treat. Suppose you go to the store and
-get him some ice cream. That will cool off his
-nose and he will feel better.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span>“Of course I’ll go, mamma!” exclaimed
-Beckie. So she put on her little red cloak and
-bonnet and off through the woods she went to
-where Jack Frost kept an ice cream store.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie got a nice big box of ice cream for her
-brother, and on her way back through the woods
-the little bear girl saw some lovely bunches of
-wild grapes hanging on a vine. They were almost
-the last of the season and soon the grapes
-would be all gone, for the animals of the woods,
-and the birds of the air, would eat them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m going to pick some nice bunches, and
-take them home to Neddie,” thought Beckie
-kindly. “Maybe he’ll like them with his ice
-cream.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Beckie set down the box of frozen sweet
-stuff, and began pulling off some bunches of wild
-grapes with her long claws, which were to her
-just what your fingers are to you.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, in a little while, not so very long, Beckie
-heard some one coming up behind her, sort of
-slow and careful like, and she quickly turned
-around. For she knew there were bad animals
-in the wood, who would be glad to carry her off
-to their dens. Beckie was a very sweet, fat little
-bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But all Beckie saw, when she turned around
-was Mr. Fuzzytail, the fox gentleman.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span>“Ah, Ha!” exclaimed Mr. Fuzzytail. “Good
-afternoon, Beckie! I hope I see you well.
-Gathering grapes, I observe!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” answered Beckie, wondering why Mr.
-Fuzzytail was so polite to her. Usually he hardly
-spoke, always going past as if he were in a great
-hurry. And when she saw Mr. Fuzzytail smiling
-in such a sly way, Beckie knew the fox gentleman
-had some reason for his politeness.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Beautiful day; isn’t it?” went on Mr. Fuzzytail,
-pretending to look at his paws, to see if there
-were any stickers on them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” said Beckie. “Would you like some
-grapes?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie thought she would be just as polite as
-that fox was, and maybe she could find out what
-he was after.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“For he is after something,” decided the little
-bear girl, “and it isn’t grapes, either.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Grapes? Why, yes, if you will be so kind
-and condescending as to stoop so low without
-bending, I would be thankful for a small bunch,”
-spoke Mr. Fuzzytail, very, very politely indeed.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, he’s surely up to some trick,” thought
-Beckie. “I must find out what it is. He’s as bad
-at tricks as our Uncle Wigwag.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie was not afraid of the fox. She was
-larger and stronger than he was, even if she was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span>only a small bear girl. Of course, Kittie Kat, or
-Lulu or Alice Wibblewobble, the duck girls,
-would have feared Mr. Fuzzytail, but Beckie did
-not.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So she picked a nice bunch of grapes for him,
-and while he was slowly eating them, picking off
-the bad ones, Beckie looked all about. But she
-could see no danger. And, all the while, Mr.
-Fuzzytail kept talking to Beckie. He asked her
-all sorts of questions—how she was getting on at
-school, how her brother’s stung nose was, what
-her papa worked at, and whether Aunt Piffy’s
-epizootic was any better. Oh, that fox was a
-sly fellow!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And now I’ll tell you why he was so polite,
-and why he stayed there talking to Beckie, and
-why he ate his grapes so slowly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Do you remember the bad bears who lived in
-the woods? Yes. Well, do you remember how
-once they tried to get Beckie into their caves, by
-tossing buns to her, so they could pull her hair?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh, you do. Very good! Well, these same
-bears, or rather, one of them, was after Beckie
-again. He was the largest and the worst of the
-bad bears, too.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He had seen Beckie start off to the store, and
-he made up his mind he’d get her. Only he knew
-that if he followed along she might hear him
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>tramping over the sticks, for he was a very heavy
-bear. And he knew that if he started to run after
-Beckie he could not catch her, for she was light
-on her paws and swift to run.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the bad bear planned a trick. He met Mr.
-Fuzzytail, the fox, and said to him:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now you creep along after Beckie. She
-won’t be afraid of you, and if you can keep her
-there by the grape vine for a while, by talking to
-her, it will give me a chance to sneak up behind
-the bushes and grab her before she knows what is
-happening. Will you do it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will,” said Mr. Fuzzytail, for he was afraid
-of the big bad bear. So that’s how it was the fox
-kept on talking to Beckie as she picked the
-grapes. He wanted to keep her attention so she
-would not notice the bear sneaking up on her.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Finally Beckie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I must be going now. Good-by, Mr.
-Fuzzytail.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, good-by,” said the sly fox, and out of the
-corner of his eye he saw the bad bear behind the
-grape vine. The bear had sneaked up without
-Beckie hearing him, because she was so busy in
-being polite to the fox. “Good-by, Beckie,”
-went on Mr. Fuzzytail. And then to himself he
-said: “I guess you won’t go very far.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Beckie leaned over to pick up the box of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>ice cream that she had bought for Neddie and
-just then, with a loud roar, out from behind the
-grape vine sprang the bad bear:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! This is the time I have you!” he cried
-to Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie jumped so that the box of ice cream
-slipped out of her paw and fell to the ground.
-The paper box hit a sharp stone, burst open and
-out ran the ice cream all over, for it had melted
-when Beckie stopped to pick the grapes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Wow!” cried the bad bear, as he made a
-jump for Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But he never reached her. Beckie leaped back
-just in time, and the bear came down with his
-paws in the puddle of the slippery ice cream.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Bang!” he went. His feet slid out from
-under him, just as if he were coasting down hill
-backward, and he got so tangled up with himself
-that by the time he was untangled Beckie had run
-away and gotten safely home. Oh, how she ran!
-No bad bear could catch her.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The bad creature who had gone to all this
-trouble to catch Beckie got up out of the ice
-cream. He was a funny looking sight, all splattered
-up and plastered with dried leaves.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“This was all your fault!” he cried to the fox.
-“Be off before I bite you!” And the sly fox
-was glad enough to go.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>So that’s how Beckie got away from the bear
-by means of the slippery ice cream. She told her
-mamma what had happened, and Mrs. Stubtail
-sent Uncle Wigwag to the store for more ice
-cream for Neddie. So the little bear, who was
-stung by the bees, had some, after all, and everybody
-was happy except the bad bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And in the following story, if the chocolate
-drop doesn’t fall out of the window and get all
-squashed flat on the postman’s umbrella, I’ll tell
-you about Neddie and the trained bear.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY V<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND THE TRAINED BEAR</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Come on out and have some fun!” called
-Tommie Kat, the little kitten boy, to Neddie
-Stubtail, the little bear chap, one afternoon when
-all the animal children had come home from
-school. “Come on out, Neddie!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie had just entered the cave-house, where
-he lived with his mamma and papa and the rest
-of the bear folk. Neddie tossed his books into
-one corner, his hat into another and then he called
-out:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I’m hungry, I want something to eat!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Never mind about eating,” said Tommie Kat,
-“come on have some fun.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, I must eat!” cried Neddie, and he rushed
-out toward the kitchen.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, as it happened, just then Aunt Piffy,
-the fat lady bear who lived with Mrs. Stubtail,
-being her sister, in fact; Aunt Piffy, as it happened,
-just then, was coming in from the kitchen
-with a large plate of doughnuts she had just
-baked.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span>And, of course, Neddie, being in such a hurry,
-ran right into Aunt Piffy, doughnuts, plate and
-all, and then——</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh dear! Such a time as there was!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Aunt Piffy suddenly sat down, and it is a
-mercy she didn’t sit on Neddie, for if she had
-there would have been quite a sad happening, as
-Aunt Piffy was very large and stout. And the
-plate fell from her paws, and broke into twelve
-pieces, or maybe thirteen, for all I know, and the
-doughnuts rolled all over the floor, one even
-bumping down the cellar stairs.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear! What happened?” gasped Aunt
-Piffy, and she could hardly breathe, she was so
-excited.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I—I guess I happened,” said Neddie, looking
-all around at the scattered doughnuts. “But
-I—I didn’t mean to,” he added. “I’ll help pick
-up the cakes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“First, if you please, help me up,” said Aunt
-Piffy, puffing and blowing to get her breath.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll help you!” exclaimed Tommie Kat, for
-he had heard, from out on the porch of Neddie’s
-cave-house, the noise of the fall and had come in
-see what had caused it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Tommie and Neddie helped Aunt Piffy
-get up on her hind paws, and then Neddie began
-gathering up the spilled cakes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span>“May I help at that, too?” asked Tommie,
-and Aunt Piffy answered:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I should be glad to have you. And you may
-have a doughnut, Tommie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“How about me?” asked Neddie, thinking
-perhaps he did not deserve one for having been
-in such a hurry as to make his Aunt Piffy tumble
-down.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, well; yes, I guess you may have one
-also,” said the bear lady. By this time she had
-her breath again and soon Neddie and Tommie
-had picked up the doughnuts. They each kept
-one and ate them as they went out to play.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But they had not been out long before Mrs.
-Stubtail called to her little bear boy:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neddie, come right in here and pick up your
-things! You have scattered your books all over,
-and your school cap is on the floor.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, ma, I don’t want to!” exclaimed Neddie;
-but his mamma made him, because it is not good
-for boys to be careless and scatter things all over
-the room.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie could play, and he and Tommie
-had lots of fun. They frisked about in the
-woods, for it was cold and jumping about made
-them warm. Then Tommie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, let’s go over and see Uncle Wiggily, the
-rabbit gentleman.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_44'>44</span>“All right, we will,” spoke Neddie. “And
-I’ll ask him if he has yet made up his mind about
-giving his old automobile to Uncle Wigwag.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the kitten boy and the little bear chap went
-over to the hollow stump where the old gentleman
-rabbit lived, but he was not at home, having gone
-for a ride with Grandfather Goosey Gander, the
-duck gentleman.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, let’s take a walk in the woods and see
-if an adventure will happen to us,” suggested
-Tommie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right,” agreed Neddie, and off they went.
-They had not gone far before they met Dickie
-Chip-Chip, the sparrow boy, flying through the
-air, and Dickie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, Tommie Kat, your mamma is looking
-all over for you. She wants you to go to the
-store.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then I’d better go home,” said Tommie, and
-off he ran with his tail up in the air like a fishing
-pole. That left Neddie all alone, for Dickie Chip
-Chip could not stay to play with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Never mind,” thought Neddie, “I’ll look for
-an adventure by myself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He went on and on, and pretty soon he came
-to a big hole in the ground. He was looking
-down in it, thinking perhaps some new bear might
-live there, when, all of a sudden, up from the hole
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_45'>45</span>was poked a long nose, and then Neddie saw a
-big mouth, filled with shining white teeth, and a
-voice cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha! Now I have you!” And the first
-thing Neddie knew the skillery-scalery alligator,
-with the humps on his tail, had grabbed him by
-the back of his neck.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, let me go! Let me go!” cried Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, I’ll not!” said the alligator, speaking in
-a thick voice, like cold potatoes, for you see he had
-hold of Neddie by his teeth, and he could not talk
-very well, that alligator couldn’t.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie wiggled this way and that and tried
-to get loose. It did not hurt him very much, for
-there was thick fur on the back of his neck, and
-the alligator’s teeth did not go through. It was
-just like when the mamma cat carries her little
-kittens, you know, in her mouth by the backs of
-their necks. Only you must not carry the kittens
-that way unless papa or mamma shows you
-how, for you might choke them. And I know
-you wouldn’t do that for the world.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, there the alligator had hold of Neddie
-by the loose skin at the back of the little boy
-bear’s neck, and the skillery-scalery creature was
-trying to drag Neddie down into the hole in the
-ground.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Let me go! Let me go!” begged Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_46'>46</span>“Nope! Nope!” said the ’gator, pulling
-harder than ever.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie braced with his claws in the dirt, but, in
-spite of this, he was being dragged along, for the
-alligator was bigger and stronger than the bear
-boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie was almost down in the hole and he
-was wishing he had not gone off alone to look for
-an adventure, when right behind him, he heard
-a large bear growling. At first he hoped it was
-his papa or Uncle Wigwag, the joking bear, or
-even Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman,
-who had come to save him. But when he looked
-he saw it was a strange man-bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>However, that strange man-bear was very
-kind to Neddie. Rushing up to the alligator, the
-big bear just tickled him on his thick and scaly
-hide with his sharp claws, and that ’gator was so
-tickled, and he had to laugh so hard, that he let
-Neddie go.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Quick now!” cried the big bear, “jump out
-of the way, little bear boy!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And you may be sure Neddie got out of the
-hole and the skillery-scalery alligator, still laughing
-at being tickled, went and hid in the woods
-and did not come out for a day and a half.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie looked at the bear gentleman who
-had saved him. This bear was very nice and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>kind-looking, only he had an iron ring in his nose,
-and fastened to the ring was a long chain.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What is that for?” asked Neddie, after he
-had gotten over being frightened.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That is so I will not get lost,” said the other.
-“You see I am a tame bear, and do tricks, and
-my master has this ring in my nose, and leads
-me around by it so I will not go away. And he
-feeds me buns and popcorn. Oh, it’s nice to be
-a trained bear!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“A trained bear, eh?” said Neddie. “Are
-you like a train of cars that I got for Christmas?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, I am trained to do tricks,” said the tame
-bear. “See, I will show you,” and he stood on
-his head and turned a somersault, and then
-waltzed around in a circle. “Would you not like
-to learn to do those things?” he asked Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Maybe,” said the little bear boy, who was not
-quite sure.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then come with me,” invited the tame
-bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But just then there was a rustling in the bushes
-and out came a real man with a long pole and a
-brass horn. And he took hold of the tame bear’s
-nose chain and looked at Neddie, the man did.
-And as Neddie had been taught to be always
-afraid of men, the bear boy ran home through the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span>woods as fast as he could, and told all that had
-happened to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It was a narrow escape for you,” said his
-papa. Then supper was ready and Neddie and
-Beckie, his sister, ate as much as was good for
-them, and not a bit more, I do assure you.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And in the next story, if the raisins in the rice
-pudding don’t all hop out and leave it as full
-of holes as a Swiss cheese sandwich, I’ll tell you
-about the little Stubtails running away.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY VI<br /> <span class='large'>THE STUBTAILS RUN AWAY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What are you thinking of, Neddie?” asked
-Beckie Stubtail, the little bear girl, one Saturday
-morning when there was no school and when she
-and her brother were out in front of the cave-house
-brushing up the dried leaves to make a bonfire.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I’m not thinking of much,” said Neddie,
-with a look through the woods to see if he could
-see his Uncle Wigwag trying to play any tricks
-on him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but you must be thinking of something,”
-insisted Beckie. “For I have had to speak to
-you twice before you answered, and when mamma
-asked if you didn’t want to scrape out the frosting
-dish when she was making a cake, you said:
-‘I would if I didn’t have to have a ring in my
-nose.’ What in the world did you mean,
-Neddie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hush!” exclaimed the little bear boy, looking
-all around. “Not so loud. Some one may
-hear you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_50'>50</span>“Well, what if they do?” asked Beckie in surprise.
-“I only said what you said about having
-a ring in your nose——”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hush, that’s it!” exclaimed Neddie. “You
-know——”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know you said the tame trained bear had
-one,” went on Beckie, “but what has that got
-to do with you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hush!” exclaimed Neddie, coming nearer
-and taking hold of Beckie’s paw, “that’s it,
-Beckie. How would you like to become a trained
-bear and do tricks, Beckie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Like it? Why, I wouldn’t like it at all!” exclaimed
-the little bear girl. “I think it would
-be perfectly horrid to have a ring in your nose.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, maybe we wouldn’t have to,” went
-on her brother. “That’s what I’ve been thinking
-of.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, Neddie Stubtail!” exclaimed Beckie.
-“I’m going straight and tell mamma! The very
-idonical idea!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, don’t do that!” cried Neddie, grabbing
-his sister by the paw before she could run into
-the cave-house. “Wait and I’ll tell you about
-it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I know,” spoke Beckie, and tears came
-into her eyes. “You’re thinking of running away
-and becoming a trained bear! Oh, don’t do it!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span>“Why not?” asked Neddie. “I think it would
-be fun. You know the day the skillery-scalery
-alligator had me by the neck, the good tame bear
-came along and tickled the ’gator so that he had
-to let me go.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” said Beckie. “I remember that, but
-I don’t see why——”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Listen!” went on Neddie, just as the nice
-telephone girl says it, “listen and I’ll tell you all
-about it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Beckie listened as hard as she could.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“The trained tame bear said he could do lots
-of tricks,” went on Neddie, “and he did some for
-me. And he also said the man gave him buns and
-popcorn and lots of good things to eat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but papa has always taught us to be
-afraid of real men,” said Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, maybe real men, with guns and dogs.
-But this man only had a stick, like mamma’s
-clothes pole, and a brass trumpet. And as I ran
-away through the woods I could hear him blowing
-a lovely tune on it. I’m sure he was a good
-man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, maybe,” admitted Beckie. “But are
-you going to run away and become a tame trained
-bear?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m thinking of it,” answered Neddie. “And
-maybe you would like to come, too. Just imagine—sweet
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>buns every day—and popcorn balls, no
-lessons—and doing tricks, and having that man
-play on the brass horn for you——”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now it wasn’t right of Neddie to do this, and
-try to make Beckie come away with him. It
-was bad enough for the little boy bear to think of
-going off by himself. But when he wanted his
-sister to come, too—well, it wasn’t right; that’s
-all. Neddie was older than Beckie and he should
-have known better. But that’s the way it is
-sometimes, even with boys in real life. Of course
-I don’t mean any of you, but there are some
-other children I could name if I wanted to. But
-I’m not going to.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, anyhow, Neddie talked of how nice it
-would be for him and Beckie to run away, and
-become trained bears, and do tricks, and have
-good things to eat and finally Beckie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I’ll run away for a little while with
-you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, we’ll just try it. If we don’t like it we
-can run back again,” spoke Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy
-dog boys, once ran away,” said Beckie, “and
-they were glad enough to run home again.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know, but this is different,” said Neddie;
-“they went to join a circus. We’ll just go with
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span>a kind man. There will be all the difference in
-the world.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right, we’ll try it,” said Beckie, and she
-sighed a little at the idea of leaving her mamma
-and papa and Uncle Wigwag, and Aunt Piffy
-and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman,
-and her nice cave-house, and all that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Could I take any of my dolls with me?”
-asked Beckie, after a bit.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, maybe one,” said Neddie, “though I
-never heard of anybody that ran away taking a
-doll. But maybe one won’t do any harm.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then I’m going to take Maryann Puddingstick
-Clothespin, my very nicest doll,” said
-Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right,” agreed her brother. “Now we
-must get ready. And, mind you, it’s a secret.
-No one must know anything about it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Can’t I tell—tell mamma?” asked Beckie,
-tears coming in her eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, not even mamma.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then I’m not going!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, that’s just like you girls!” cried Neddie.
-“We fellows get everything going nicely and
-you won’t play fair. You can leave a note for
-mamma, after we’re gone, telling that you’ve run
-away, if you like.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then I’ll do it,” said Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>“And you must pack up what clothes you’ll
-need,” went on Neddie. “Put ’em in a paper
-bag, and I’ll do the same. Then when it gets
-dark we’ll go out and run away to find the man
-with the brass horn.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And when will we get some sweet buns and
-popcorn?” asked Beckie, anxious-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, as soon as we find him,” said Neddie.
-“Now I’m going to get ready. Mind! Not a
-word to anybody.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the two bear children prepared to run
-away. Of course I’m not saying they did right—I
-guess you wouldn’t say so yourself, but I have
-to tell this story exactly as it happened, or it
-wouldn’t be fair. Of course I might make a mistake,
-but I’ll do as nearly right as I know
-how.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie and Beckie packed up a few of their
-clothes in paper bags they found in the kitchen.
-Beckie also took some things for her doll,
-Maryann Puddingstick Clothespin. The doll
-herself the little bear girl wrapped in an old
-salt bag that had been washed clean.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I wonder what those two children are up to
-anyhow?” asked Aunt Piffy, the fat bear lady
-as she helped Mrs. Stubtail do the washing.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, maybe they’re planning some trick to
-play on Uncle Wigwag, to pay him back for all
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span>the joking he has done,” said Mrs. Stubtail. “I
-guess they’re all right.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But if she had only known what Neddie and
-Beckie were going to do. Oh dear! Isn’t it too
-bad mothers don’t always know? They could
-save so much trouble!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But there! I must tell about the story.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie and Neddie had their supper, and they
-had hidden their bags of things out under the
-front porch. They were not very hungry. They
-were too excited; and then, too, they were thinking
-of what the bear man might give them. Perhaps
-they were also a little sad about leaving
-their nice home. But Neddie had made up his
-mind to run away.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Finally the bear children went off to bed. But
-they did not sleep, and when the house was all
-dark and still they quietly got up and went out
-the back door. Silently they went to where they
-had left their bundles and got them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Come on!” whispered Neddie. “At last
-we’re running away!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And—and—maybe we’ll be glad to—run
-back again!” whispered Beckie, and her voice
-choked.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, don’t be a cry-baby!” said Neddie.
-“Come on!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but it’s dark!” objected Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span>“The moon will soon be up,” said her brother.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>On and on through the woods they went,
-and soon the moon did come up. Then it was
-lighter. On and on went the two bear children;
-when, all of a sudden, they heard a noise in the
-bushes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What’s that?” asked Beckie, sliding close
-up to her brother.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I—I don’t know,” he whispered. And just
-then, through the woods, they heard a sound like
-this:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ta-ra! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta!
-Toot! Toot!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Come on!” cried Neddie, joyfully. “There
-is the trained bear man. Now we are all right,”
-and holding tightly to Beckie’s paw he raced on
-through the woods toward the bugle sound.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And what happened next, and what Neddie
-and Beckie did when they found the trained
-bear and his master, I’ll tell you on the next page,
-when the story will be about Neddie and Beckie
-up a pole—that is I will if the letter-carrier
-doesn’t put a clothespin on our little doggie’s tail
-and mail him away off where he can’t go to the
-moving picture show in our cellar.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY VII<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND BECKIE CLIMB A POLE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>When Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the two
-little bear children, had run away from home, as
-I told you in the story before this one, and had
-come to the woods where they heard the horn
-blowing, they did not know just what to do.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That,” said Beckie, as she held her doll,
-Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, tightly in
-her arms, “that surely must be the kind man
-who has the trained bear with the ring in his
-nose. Now we are safe and we will get many
-good things to eat, Neddie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We had better take a peep before we run
-out from behind this bush,” said Neddie, slow
-and careful like. “Perhaps it is some other
-man with a horn, trying to fool us.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>You know the bear children had met in the
-woods, one day, a nice, kind trained bear, and
-with him was a man called the Professor, who
-led the bear around by a rope, fast to a ring in
-the bear’s nose. And the trained bear did
-tricks, such as turning somersaults and standing
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_58'>58</span>on his head, while the man collected, in his hat,
-pennies that people tossed to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The trained bear invited Neddie to travel
-around with him, promising that he would have
-popcorn and other good things to eat, but at
-first Neddie was afraid of the man with the
-brass horn.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he ran home; but the more Neddie thought
-of it the more he wanted to run away and become
-a traveling trained bear. So he got his
-sister Beckie to go with him, and away they ran
-in the evening, leaving their home and their
-papa and mamma; and Aunt Piffy, the fat bear
-lady, and Uncle Wigwag, and Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear, and all their friends. Then they
-came to the woods and heard the brass trumpet
-blowing, as I have told you.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Can you see anything?” asked Beckie, as
-she looked over her brother’s head, while he was
-peering through the holes in a bramble bush.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Not yet,” answered Neddie. Just then
-there came another blast on the brass trumpet,
-and Neddie cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yes! There he is!” And then Beckie
-saw the tame bear with the ring in his nose,
-instead of in an ear where some ladies wear
-theirs, and with the tame bear was the man with
-the long pole.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>“Now, George,” the man was saying, “I
-guess we’ll go to sleep, and in the morning we’ll
-do some more tricks and get more pennies.
-Whoop-la! There’s your supper, George!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess it’s time for us to run out now,” said
-Neddie to his sister, when he heard the word
-supper.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” said Beckie, “I guess it is.” You see
-it was really after supper time, and Beckie and
-Neddie had eaten theirs before they ran away
-from home. But running away makes you
-hungry, whether you’ve had supper or not, I
-suppose.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Out ran the two bear children, and Beckie
-especially was very glad they had found the
-tame bear, for it was getting real late, and,
-though the moon was shining brightly, still she
-wanted company.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hello, what’s this!” cried the man with the
-pole, as he saw Neddie and Beckie running toward
-him. “More bears! Are they going to
-bite me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, no!” quickly answered the trained bear,
-“I know who they are. One of them is a friend
-of mine whom I met in the woods the other day.
-I invited him to come with me, and I see he has
-brought his sister. Perhaps you would like to
-train them to do tricks.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>“Ha! I think I would,” said the man. “They
-might do tricks very nicely with you. I’ll have
-a regular bear family,” and he pulled some
-pieces of dried bread out of a bag on his arm,
-and, taking some himself, he gave the rest to the
-trained bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“If you please,” said Neddie, making a polite
-bow, so low that his little tail almost pointed to
-the sky. “If you please, did we hear you mention
-supper?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You did,” answered the man. “It is
-supper time for me and George—rather late, it is
-true, but still supper time. My bear’s name
-is George,” he added. “Eat your supper,
-George.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I am eating it,” said the trained bear, speaking
-in his own language, which the man understood,
-and spoke also. Not many men can speak
-bear language, but this one could because his
-head was all bare. He was a bald-headed man,
-and they can mostly always speak a bear
-language.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But what about something to eat for us?”
-asked Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” added Neddie, “we’re hungry, and
-you know, George,” he said, speaking to the
-trained bear, “you said something about popcorn
-and cake and lollypops—”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span>“I know I did,” answered the trained bear,
-sort of confused like and puzzled, as he ate his
-dried bread. “But I didn’t mean I had popcorn
-every day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I should say not!” exclaimed the man,
-whose name was Professor. “The idea! I’d
-soon be in the poorhouse if I gave George popcorn
-every day. That’s only for Thanksgiving,
-or Christmas, or the like. But you are welcome
-to some dried bread.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he gave Neddie and Beckie some bread
-from the bag, and the two bear children had to
-take it. They did not like it very much, but it
-was the best they could get, and they were
-hungry.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Running away isn’t as nice as staying home,”
-whispered Beckie to her brother, after she had
-put her doll to sleep under some dried leaves.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, well, it will be nice to-morrow,” spoke
-Neddie. “And, anyhow, it will be Thanksgiving
-in a couple of days, and then we’ll have plenty
-of good things to eat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I wonder where we will sleep?” went on
-Beckie. “I don’t see any nice cave-house, such
-as we have at home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I should say not!” cried Neddie. “You
-don’t live in a house after you’ve run away.
-The idea! We’ll live out of doors, and we won’t
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span>have to wash our faces and paws when we don’t
-want to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I never mind doing that, anyhow,” said
-Beckie, who was a very clean little bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Neddie and Beckie finished their dried
-bread, and they wished they had some buns, or
-maybe even some ice cream, for all I know, and
-then the man said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, it is not so very late, and there is a nice
-moon, so I think I will see if you little new bears
-can do any tricks. Come now, climb that pole!”
-and he pointed to a telegraph pole growing in
-the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, we can’t climb that,” said Neddie,
-quickly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why not?” asked the man with the bald
-head. “You must climb it if you are to be trick-trained
-bears.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, the pole is too smooth and slippery,”
-said Beckie. “It has no branches sticking out
-to take hold of, as a tree has.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pooh! That’s nothing. George can climb
-the pole,” said his master. “Show ’em how,
-George.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right, Professor,” said George, free and
-easy like, and up the pole he went, like a jumping-jack
-on a string.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie tried it, but he slipped back, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_63'>63</span>so did Beckie. They had not yet learned how
-to stick their claws in the smooth telegraph pole,
-and hold on.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m afraid you’ll never be trick bears,” said
-the Professor. “I must teach you to climb a
-pole. We’ll try it again to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Neddie and Beckie did not wait until next
-day. All of a sudden, out from under a bush,
-came the biggest skillery-scalery alligator the
-bear children had ever seen. Right for Beckie
-and Neddie the ’gator came, and Neddie cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Come on, Beckie! Up the pole we go and
-then he can’t get us!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Let me go first! Let me go first!” cried
-Beckie, and Neddie did, most politely. And,
-before they knew it, those two bear children had
-climbed the smooth telegraph pole they never
-thought they could scale, and the ’gator could
-not get them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>What do you think of that?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then George and the Professor drove the bad
-alligator away, not being the least bit afraid of
-him or his tail either, for that matter, and the
-man called:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You may come down now, Beckie and
-Neddie. At last you have learned to climb a
-pole, though it did take the alligator to make
-you. You will never forget it. Come down,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_64'>64</span>and go to sleep, and in the morning we will
-travel on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Beckie and Neddie came down the pole,
-and curled up in the soft warm leaves to sleep,
-glad enough that they had on thick fur coats, for
-the weather was very cold. And soon they were
-safe in by-low land.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And now, if the church steeple doesn’t reach
-up and tickle the clouds so that they giggle and
-let a lot of rain fall on my umbrella, I’ll tell you
-next about Neddie doing a trick.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY VIII<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE DOES A TRICK</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little children
-bears, did not sleep very well the first night they
-ran away from home to become trained animals.
-There were several reasons for this.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>In the first place they had to sleep out of
-doors, and not in their own nice cave-house.
-And then, too, their papa and mamma were not
-with them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It—it’s lonesome,” whispered Beckie, waking
-up in the dark and putting out her paw to
-touch her brother. “Oh, Neddie, I wish I’d
-stayed home!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hush! Go to sleep!” advised Neddie,
-kindly. “You’ll wake up George, the trained
-bear, and the Professor man if you talk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Are they asleep?” whispered Beckie, feeling
-down in the leaves to see if her doll, Mary
-Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, was all right.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Sure they’re asleep,” answered Neddie.
-“Hear ’em snore?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>And, truly enough, you could hear that bear
-George snore as real as anything, honestly you
-could. What? You didn’t know bears snored?
-Well, did you ever sleep near one? I guess not!
-So, you see, you can’t tell. But I can.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And it will soon be morning,” went on
-Neddie, “and then, maybe, we’ll travel on and
-on, and not have any lessons to do, and we may
-get buns and popcorn.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, the trained bear did mention about
-buns,” said Beckie, and then, thinking of sweet
-buns and crackers she did manage to go to sleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But, oh! she did miss her mamma, and Aunt
-Piffy, the old bear lady, who was so fat. And
-more than once Neddie wished he might wake
-up and see Uncle Wigwag, even if the old bear
-gentleman did play a trick on him. And as for
-Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear, Neddie would
-have given a whole penny to see him again for
-even a second.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Still, he had run away of his own free will,
-Neddie had, and he must make the best of it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Besides, I like it!” he said to himself. “I’m
-going to learn to be a trained bear, and, when
-Beckie and I get a lot of money we’ll go back
-home and make mamma and papa rich.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie thought it would be very easy to do
-this. In fact, he was a very kind little bear and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span>had not meant to do wrong when he asked Beckie
-to run away with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But now let us see what happened.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Morning came at last. The sun rose from behind
-the hills, where it had slept all night, and
-made a bright light through the trees, from
-which all the leaves now had fallen.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, children, did you sleep well?” asked
-George, the trained bear, as he wet his big paws
-in a spring of water and washed his face.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pretty well, thank you,” answered Neddie,
-politely.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Do you think we will get some buns and
-popcorn to-day, George?” asked Beckie,
-anxiously.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We might,” said the trained bear. “I’m
-sorry I made you think we trained bears had
-that sort of food every day. But if we don’t get
-it to-day I’m sure we will on Thursday, which will
-be Thanksgiving. And, anyhow, to-day we’ll
-travel on, and you’ll see me do my tricks, and
-you’ll hear the Professor blow his bugle and sing,
-and you’ll see the people standing around to
-look at me and wonder. And, who knows?
-perhaps you may do some tricks yourselves.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We can climb a telegraph pole, anyhow,”
-said Beckie, a bit proudly. “Even if it did take
-an alligator to scare us into doing it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span>“Well, we’ll have breakfast and travel on,”
-said the Professor, after a bit. Then he reached
-in the bag again and pulled out some more dried
-bread.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Only that!” whispered Neddie, and he
-thought of what a nice meal the folks at home
-were having—huckleberry pancakes, maybe, with
-maple sugar on, and hot buns and milk sweetened
-with honey.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” sighed Beckie, but she was a
-brave little bear girl and made up her mind not
-to find fault, especially after having run away
-when she didn’t really have to. So Beckie
-washed the face of her rubber doll, Mary Ann
-Puddingstick Clothespin, and made believe give
-her some breakfast.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Beckie and Neddie ate their dried bread,
-and so did George, the trained bear, and the
-Professor ate some too. Then the Professor
-played a lively tune on his bugle:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ta-ra! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta!
-Ta!” he blew.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>It was quite nice and jolly and made all the
-bears feel better.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Here we go!” cried the Professor. “Forward—march!
-Here we go!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He tossed the long pole to George, who
-shouldered it just like a gun, and marched on
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span>with his head high in the air, while Beckie and
-Neddie laughed at him, he was so funny.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I guess we’ll like this after all,” said
-Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Maybe,” spoke Beckie, as she hugged her
-rubber doll.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But every one was very sad back in the cave-house
-where the Stubtail children lived. As
-soon as morning had come Aunt Piffy, going in
-to call Neddie and Beckie, saw that they were
-not in their beds.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“They’re gone!” cried the nice, fat old lady
-bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“They’re up to some trick,” said Uncle Wigwag,
-who, always playing tricks himself, thought
-that other bears would do the same thing.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We must find them,” said Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But although they looked all over they could
-not find Neddie and Beckie, of course, for the
-children were with the Professor and the trained
-bear, far, far away. You knew that, didn’t you?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh! how badly papa and mamma Stubtail
-felt, and they called a nice dog policeman to help
-find Neddie and Beckie. But I’ll tell you about
-that part later. This story is about Neddie’s
-trick.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>After breakfast, as I said, the Professor,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>George, the trained bear, and Neddie and Beckie
-went on and on through the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Soon we will come to a village,” said the
-Professor. “There George will do some of his
-tricks, and you little bears can climb a telegraph
-pole, or maybe the church steeple. Then the
-people will laugh and clap their hands and give
-us things to eat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Buns and popcorn balls?” asked Beckie,
-anxiously.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, I think so,” said the Professor.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Soon they did come to a village, and the Professor
-blew some sweet notes on his bugle. At
-once a lot of children came running out to
-watch the bears, and when they saw Neddie and
-Beckie the children said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, aren’t they cute!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>One little girl even touched Beckie’s fur, and
-Beckie liked to feel the tiny hand. Beckie and
-Neddie were getting so they were not afraid of
-real folks. Then George, the trained bear, did
-some of his tricks, turning somersaults, playing
-soldier and the like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now you little bears will do a trick,” said
-the Professor. “Come, Neddie, climb a pole!”
-And he blew on the bugle.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie looked for a pole to climb, but just
-then he saw a fat woman, almost as fat as Aunt
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>Piffy, coming down the street. The fat woman
-had a basket of eggs on her arm, and the eggs
-were very heavy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I must help her!” said Neddie, politely,
-for his mamma had always taught him to be
-polite to ladies, whether they were fat or not.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie waltzed over to take the basket of
-eggs so that he might help the woman. She saw
-the bear coming and, not knowing Neddie was
-kind and tame and trained, she screamed and
-ran. Neddie ran after her, and just as he put
-his paw on the handle of the basket of eggs he
-slipped on a banana peeling, and so did the fat
-lady. Down they both went, ker-thump, and the
-basket of eggs fell also—and——</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, you can imagine what happened!
-Neddie and the fat woman were just covered
-with the whites and yellows of eggs—all stuck
-up like—and everybody laughed like anything.
-Really they could not help it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, what a fine trick!” cried the boys and
-girls, clapping their hands.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, but it is too expensive a trick to do
-every day,” said the Professor. “I shall have
-to pay for those eggs, I guess.” And the fat
-woman made him pay almost a dollar, and nobody
-gave Neddie or Beckie any buns, or popcorn
-balls, either.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_72'>72</span>“Well, we’ll travel on,” said the Professor.
-“We may get some ice cream in the next place.”
-So on they went after Neddie had washed off the
-sticky eggs from his fur in a brook of water.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And next, if the rubber plant doesn’t stretch
-itself out and take all the lumps of sugar from
-the salt cellar, I’ll tell you about the Stubtails’
-Thanksgiving.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/p072.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY IX<br /> <span class='large'>THE STUBTAILS’ THANKSGIVING</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mamma! Mamma!” called little Beckie
-Stubtail, the bear girl, as she awoke in the morning.
-“Oh, mamma, is breakfast ready?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hush!” exclaimed Neddie, the little boy
-bear, as he reached over with his paw and patted
-his sister Beckie. “Mamma isn’t here, Beckie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, that’s so; she isn’t,” and Beckie sat up
-in her bed of leaves under a tree out in the open
-air. Neddie was sleeping next to her, and on the
-other side was George, the tame trained bear, and
-Professor, the man who made George do tricks,
-and who blew tunes on a brass horn.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie. “I thought, for a
-minute, just for a minute, Neddie, you know,
-that we were back home again with mamma, and
-papa and Aunt Piffy and Uncle Wigwag and
-Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, and all our
-friends. But we’re not; are we?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No,” answered Neddie, stretching out in the
-dried leaves, so that they rustled like corn husks.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>“We’re not home, Beckie. We ran away, you
-know, to become trained bears, and earn money
-the way Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy
-dog boys, did when they joined the circus.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Only they didn’t,” said Beckie, looking to
-see if her rubber doll, Maryann Puddingstick
-Clothespin, was still asleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“They didn’t what?” asked Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“They didn’t earn any money. And maybe
-we won’t.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yes, we will,” said Neddie. “You see
-we know how to do the trick of climbing the telegraph
-pole, and I can take a basket of eggs, and
-fall down, and break almost every one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” laughed Beckie, “but that’s a trick the
-Professor doesn’t want you to do. Eggs cost too
-much!” and she laughed again, as she thought
-of the fat lady whose basket of eggs Neddie had
-tried to carry, when he slipped on a banana skin
-and went down ker-thump! as I told you in another
-story.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, anyhow, we’ll learn some real tricks,
-and soon we’ll get money,” spoke Neddie. He
-and his sister, you know, had run away from their
-house in the nice cave to join George, the tame
-bear, with a ring in his nose, and the Professor
-who made George do tricks.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I wonder what we’ll have for breakfast to-day?”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>asked Beckie, as she saw George, the big
-bear, stretching himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I hope it’s something good,” spoke Neddie,
-as he saw the Professor getting up. “I’m tired
-of dried bread; and that’s all we’ve had so far.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes; we haven’t had any of the nice buns
-and the popcorn balls that George told us about
-that day he met us in the woods,” went on
-Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Come to breakfast, Beckie and Neddie,”
-called the Professor, for he could speak and
-understand bear language. And he took some
-dried bread out of his bag.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Dear, oh!” cried Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Never mind,” said the Professor, “to-morrow
-will be Thanksgiving and I’m sure something
-will happen between now and then so that we
-shall all have a fine dinner. We will start off
-soon, and see if we can find our fortunes as Uncle
-Wiggily, the rabbit gentleman, did his. Come
-on!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the little bear children, and George, the
-trained bear, and the Professor ate their breakfast
-of dried bread, and drank some water from
-a spring. And then they traveled on again.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Sometimes they would come to a little village,
-or town, and there the Professor would blow his
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span>brass horn. All the boys and girls, and some of
-the older people, would gather about in a circle.
-Then George, the big bear, would do his tricks,
-marching like a soldier, turning somersaults,
-waltzing, climbing a tree or making believe
-wrestle with the Professor.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And the little bears can do tricks, too,” said
-the Professor to the people. “Come, Beckie—Neddie,
-climb a pole for the audience!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then the little Stubtail bears would stick their
-claws into a smooth telegraph pole, and up they
-would go to the very tip-top.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then you should have heard the children
-laugh and shout, and clap their hands. The big
-people would put pennies in the hat of the Professor,
-and some of the children would run in
-their houses and get slices of bread, or maybe an
-apple or something else good to eat to give to the
-bears. For George, the big fellow, as well as
-Beckie and Neddie were kind, gentle and tame
-bears, you know. They would hurt no one.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But when it came night they had gotten nothing
-like a Thanksgiving dinner, nor did they have
-any invitation to eat one with friends, either.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I—I wish we were home,” said Beckie, and
-some tears came into her eyes. The tears didn’t
-quite fall out, but almost.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, wait until to-morrow,” suggested
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>Neddie. “Something may happen then, and
-it isn’t Thanksgiving until to-morrow, you
-know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, the next day came. It was Thanksgiving,
-and still there was no sign of a fine, big
-dinner for the bears or the Professor. They had
-slept that night in the woods, the Professor
-cuddling up close to big George to keep warm in
-the bear’s thick fur. And though they had some
-cookies and cakes and apples to eat, it was far
-from being what Beckie or Neddie would have
-had, had they not run away from their cave-house.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We’ll travel on,” said the Professor, “and
-see what happens.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, they had not gone very far, before all
-of a sudden they saw a man running through the
-woods. And right after him came a big lion,
-roaring as loudly as he could roar. And the
-lion was switching his tail from side to side, and
-every now and then, reaching out his claws to
-grab the man.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, save me! Save me!” cried the man.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the lion.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, can’t you help the poor man?” asked
-Beckie, of George, the big bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll try,” said George. Then he ran after
-the lion, and with the long pole which the Professor
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>let George carry as a soldier-gun, George
-tripped up the roaring lion beast. Just then the
-Professor blew a loud blast on his brass horn,
-and Beckie and Neddie threw a lot of oak tree
-acorns at the lion. All this frightened the lion
-very much, especially when he felt the acorns
-hitting him. He thought they were bullets, and
-he thought the noise of the brass horn meant that
-a lot of soldiers were coming after him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So away ran the lion through the woods, and
-the man was safe. Oh, how thankful he was!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You saved my life,” he said to the Professor,
-and to Neddie and Beckie and George. “What
-can I do for you? where are you going?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We are looking for a Thanksgiving dinner,”
-said the Professor, “but we have not found it
-yet.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! Say no more!” cried the man, quickly.
-“Come with me! I will give you the best
-Thanksgiving dinner you ever ate!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Who are you?” asked Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I am a circus man,” answered the one the
-lion had chased. “But we do not give shows in
-winter. I have all my animals in a big barn, not
-far away. This morning that lion would not
-bring in a pail of milk when I asked him to, and
-to punish him I said he could have no dinner.
-So he chased me, and I don’t know what he would
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>have done had he caught me. But you saved
-me, the lion has run away, and I suppose a
-policeman monkey will catch him. But you—come
-to my animal barn and you may have the
-dinner I was going to give the lion, as well as all
-you can eat besides. Come on!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, at last we are to have a Thanksgiving
-dinner!” cried Neddie. “Oh, joy!” And
-Beckie clapped her paws.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then the Professor and Beckie and Neddie
-and George, the big bear, followed the circus
-man. He led them to a big barn in the woods.
-And, oh! all the animals that were there—elephants
-and tigers and good lions, and zebras
-and more bears and lots of monkeys, and giraffes
-with necks so long that they could pick an orange
-off a church steeple, and cunning little ponies,
-and a hippopotamus with a mouth like a red
-flannel bag—and hundreds of others.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Welcome to our Thanksgiving dinner!” all
-the animals cried to Beckie and Neddie when
-they saw the Stubtail children. “Eat all you
-want!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And such a dinner as it was! From cranberry
-sauce to popcorn balls and honey cakes and blueberry
-pie and chestnuts and cider—and, oh, dear!
-I mustn’t write any more about it or I’ll get the
-indigspepsia. Anyhow it was a grand dinner,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span>and in the middle of it who should come back
-but the bad lion who had chased the circus man.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m—I’m sorry I was bad,” roared the lion.
-“May I have a piece of pie?” Then the circus
-man forgave him, and the lion had a good dinner.
-And Beckie and Neddie stayed in the circus barn
-all night, feeling quite happy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And I hope you have a good dinner on
-Thanksgiving—each and every one of you.
-But don’t eat too much. Then on the page after
-this, if the fishman doesn’t blow his horn in the
-phonograph and scare the player-piano, I’ll tell
-you about Neddie and the elephant.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY X<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND THE ELEPHANT</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>It was the day after Thanksgiving. Neddie
-and Beckie Stubtail, the two little bear children,
-awoke in the barn where the circus man kept all
-his animals during winter, when he was not giving
-a show in the big tent. Neddie and Beckie
-felt very nice and comfortable, for they had had a
-good holiday dinner when they had almost
-given up expecting one; they had a nice warm
-place to sleep, and they were happier than at
-any time since they had run away from home to
-join George, the big trained bear, and the Professor,
-his master, who led George around by a
-chain fast to a ring in his nose.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Are you there, Neddie?” called Beckie from
-her bed in the nice clean sawdust. She was hugging
-her doll Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Of course I’m here,” answered Neddie,
-blinking both his eyes, and wiggling his little
-short tail. “Aren’t you glad you ran away now
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_82'>82</span>with me, sister, so you can become a trained
-bear?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes—I guess so,” answered Beckie. “Still,
-I’d like to see my mamma, and nice fat Aunt
-Piffy, just once.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, we’ll go back home pretty soon,” said
-Neddie. “When we have earned some money.
-Then papa and mamma will forgive us for running
-away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I hope so,” went on Beckie. “And I hope
-that Uncle Wigwag won’t play any jokes on
-us.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, he’s sure to do that, but we mustn’t
-mind,” said Neddie, as he hopped up and shook
-the sawdust out of his ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>George, the tame bear who did tricks, was
-already up, and he was waltzing around to where
-a lot of monkey ladies were getting breakfast for
-the circus animals. Then the Professor, who led
-George around by the nose when the bear did
-tricks, stretched out and yawned and said to the
-circus man:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It was very kind of you to let us stay here
-all night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pray do not mention it,” said the circus man
-politely. “I hope you rested well.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, but I did not get to sleep very early,”
-said the bear Professor. “I think perhaps I ate
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>too much mince pie, with strawberry ice cream
-on it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And I didn’t sleep very good, either,” went
-on Beckie. “But it was because the elephant
-snored so that I was afraid he would shake the
-roof down on our heads.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, you mustn’t mind that,” said the circus
-man with a laugh. “Nosey, that’s the elephant’s
-name, you see, really never does any harm. He’s
-as gentle as a kitten and as playful as a frog.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I wouldn’t like him to jump on me,”
-said Neddie with a laugh. “He’s a good bit
-larger than Bully, the frog, who lives near the
-beaver pond back home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then breakfast was ready, and the monkey
-ladies waited on the tables at which the circus
-animals sat down. And, in order that they
-would not step on their own tails, the monkey
-ladies tied them around their necks in a double
-bow. This made them look nice, and also kept
-them from catching cold in their ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie and Beckie Stubtail had a good breakfast
-and they were thinking of staying with the
-circus man, instead of going off looking for
-adventures with George, the Professor, when the
-circus man called:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All ready now! First class in somersaults!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, he sounds just like our school
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>teacher!” exclaimed Neddie. “I didn’t think
-we’d have school when we left our home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“This isn’t regular school,” explained the circus
-man, “but my animals have to study their
-lessons, just the same. How do you think an
-elephant could waltz and play a hand organ, to
-say nothing of standing on a tub and wagging
-his tail, if he did not have lessons and practise
-them? Of course we have to have a sort of
-school.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And I think I’ll send Neddie and Beckie to
-it,” said the Professor. “They could learn
-tricks then much better than I could teach them,
-and George and I would have more time to
-collect pennies and buns and popcorn balls.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Would you like to go to school to me, and
-learn tricks?” asked the circus man of the bear
-children, and they said they would.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Very well, then,” said the circus man. “As
-soon as I have taught my new elephant how to
-stand on his head I’ll begin, and give you a
-lesson.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then the new elephant, who, as yet, knew
-hardly any tricks, had to get out in the middle
-of the sawdust ring and learn to stand on his
-head. It was not easy, either. One of the older
-elephants had to show the new elephant a number
-of times before he could do it even a little bit.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>But finally he could, and the circus man said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now stay standing on your head for ten
-minutes, Frisko. It will be good practice for you.
-Don’t get down! Stay right as you are. Now
-then, second class in fast running!” and the circus
-man took a lot of ponies over to one side of
-the barn to have them practice for the races.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And all the while, Frisko, the new elephant,
-had to stand on his head. The Professor took
-George, the bear, off to one side of the circus
-barn to teach his pet a new trick, and as Beckie
-had to wash and dress her rubber doll, Neddie
-was left with nothing to do. So he walked over
-and watched the new elephant learning the trick
-of standing on his head.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Do you like it?” asked Neddie, the bear boy,
-of the elephant.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yes, I don’t mind,” said the big creature.
-“Oh, dear!” he suddenly cried. “Oh, me! Oh,
-my!” and a big tear, about as large as a cup of
-water, came in each of the elephant’s eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, what is the matter?” asked Neddie
-kindly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, my back itches me something terrible!”
-said Frisko, the elephant, “and I daren’t get
-down from standing on my head to scratch it.
-Oh, dear!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now, if there is one thing worse than another
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>it is to have an itchy place where you can’t
-scratch it. Neddie knew this as well as anybody.
-It’s as bad as wanting to sneeze when some one
-scares you out of it, and really that’s the very
-worst thing that can happen.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, my!” went on the elephant, and he
-wiggled about, and tried to scratch the itchy
-place on his back, but he couldn’t, and he didn’t
-dare get down from standing on his head, for
-fear the circus man would be angry at him, and
-oh! such a lot of trouble as he had.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Neddie thought of a plan.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“How would you like to have me scratch your
-back for you Frisko?” asked the little bear boy.
-“I won’t dig my claws in very deep. Shall I
-scratch you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“If you only would,” sighed the elephant. So
-Neddie gently scratched the big creature who
-was standing on his head. “Ah, that is lovely.
-I feel so much better now,” said the elephant.
-“I can stand this way as long as I have to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But he did not have to stand on his head much
-longer, for the circus man came over pretty soon
-and said to Frisko:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That will do. You recited your lesson very
-nicely. Now you may go to the kitchen and get
-a lump of sugar.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span>And the elephant did—a large lump, for he
-had a large mouth, you know.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now, Neddie Stubtail, I think I’ll see what
-sort of lesson tricks I’ll give you to study,” went
-on the circus man. “First, let me see you climb
-up this pole.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>There was a big round pole, like a telegraph
-one, sticking up in the middle of the circus barn
-floor.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I can’t do that!” said Neddie. But then
-he remembered how he and Beckie had once gone
-up the telegraph pole the time the skillery-scalery
-alligator was after them. Up and up went
-Neddie, sticking his claws into the soft wood.
-Beckie, watching her brother, felt very proud of
-him, and so did George, the tame trained bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie was almost at the top, when, all of a
-sudden, the pole began to tip over and over and
-over.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, it’s falling!” cried Beckie. “Neddie,
-look out! You’ll be hurt!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>No one knew what to do. There was great
-excitement. The lions roared and the tigers
-snarled. Then Frisko, the elephant, who had
-practiced standing on his head, and whose back
-Neddie had so kindly scratched, came rushing
-up, swallowing the last of his lump of sugar, and
-this elephant cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_88'>88</span>“Make way for me. I am strong. I can hold
-up that pole until you make it fast so it will not
-fall. I’ll save Neddie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And the elephant did. In his strong trunk
-he held the pole up straight until other elephants
-nailed it to make it firm and steady. Then
-Neddie could come safely down. The elephant
-had saved him. So you see you should always
-scratch an elephant’s back when you can.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And now about the next story. Let me see.
-I think, in case the feathers in the lady’s hat do
-not tickle the milk pitcher so that it falls off the
-table and spills all the cream, I’ll tell you about
-Beckie and the monkey.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XI<br /> <span class='large'>BECKIE AND THE MONKEY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>Many things happened to Neddie and Beckie
-Stubtail, the little bear boy and girl, while they
-stayed with the circus man in the barn where they
-had their Thanksgiving dinner. Oh many, many
-things happened, but I have only room to tell
-you of a few of them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The two little bears cubs had been in the circus
-barn about a week, and though they liked
-it very much, and, though George, the tame
-trained bear, and his master, the Professor, and
-the other man, and the elephant and the lions
-and tigers were all very kind to Neddie and
-Beckie, they began to wish they were home.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I—I’m sort of sorry we ran away,” said
-Beckie one morning, as she put a new dress
-on her rubber doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick
-Clothespin. It was only her own pocket handkerchief
-that Beckie used for a doll’s dress, but
-it did very well for all that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess I’m a bit sorry, too,” said Neddie.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>“We have learned some tricks, to be sure, and I
-can turn a somersault almost as good as George
-can, but still it isn’t as much fun as I though it
-would be.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess running away never is,” said Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But we have had some fun,” went on Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Do you mean the time you did the trick of
-climbing the pole here in the barn, and it toppled
-over with you and the elephant had to hold it
-up?” asked Beckie. “Was that fun?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I was too scared to think it was funny, but
-it might have been jolly for the others,” laughed
-Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then the two little bear children, who had run
-away from their home in the cave-house on the
-side of the hill, walked around the circus barn.
-They listened to the lions having their roaring
-lessons, in which the seals, who juggled rubber
-balls on the ends of their noses, also joined.
-Then Neddie and Beckie looked at the tall
-giraffes take a lesson in picking oranges off the
-top rafters of the barn, and at the hippopotamus,
-who had to have his sore throat looked at by Dr.
-Possum, who always attended the sick circus animals.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“My! You have a very sore throat,” said Dr.
-Possum to the hippopotamus when he had looked
-at it. The hippo opened his mouth so wide that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>Dr. Possum could get right inside, which he did,
-sitting on the hippo’s tongue in order to see
-better. “Yes, a very sore throat,” went on Dr.
-Possum. “You must gargle it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he gave the hippo some medicine, and the
-hippo gargled his throat and really he made such
-a funny noise, like thunder, doing it that Beckie
-and Neddie had to laugh. And that made the
-hippo sneeze so that he could not gargle.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“When are we going out traveling around
-again?” asked Neddie of the Professor and
-George. “Are we always going to stay here with
-the circus animals?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, indeed,” answered the Professor as he
-blew a nice tune on his brass horn. “But it is
-getting too cold for traveling now, and sleeping
-out in the woods. Besides, all the children are
-saving up their pennies for Christmas, and they
-will not drop any in my cap when I go around
-after George has done his tricks.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So I think we will stay with the kind circus
-man and his pets for some time—at least until
-it gets warmer. Meanwhile, Neddie, I want to
-show you a new trick that you can do with
-George. I’ll have you ride on his shoulders,
-carrying a broom, and I think that will make the
-people laugh, and when people laugh they give
-you more pennies than otherwise.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span>“Oh, goodie! I’m going to learn another
-trick!” cried Neddie in delight. Then the
-Professor took the little bear boy off to one side
-of the barn, near the place where the elephants
-slept in the hay, and, with the big, kind, tame
-bear, George, they practiced the new trick, the
-Professor blowing a tooting-toot-toot-tune on his
-brass horn every once in a while.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>This left Beckie to play by herself, but she
-was not lonesome, for she had her rubber doll to
-take care of, and she could watch the hippo
-gargle his big red flannel throat, and she looked
-at the monkeys doing tricks in their cages.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie was not very lonesome. But perhaps
-if she and Neddie could have seen what was
-going on back in their cave-house by the hill,
-they would have run to their papa and mamma
-as fast as their legs would take them, for Mr. and
-Mrs. Stubtail were very lonesome for their
-children. So was Aunt Piffy, the fat bear lady,
-and also Uncle Wigwag and Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“If my children do not soon come home to
-me,” said Mrs. Stubtail, wiping her eyes on her
-apron, “I don’t know what I shall do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know,” said Mr. Whitewash, “Uncle
-Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, and I
-will start off and find them. If Uncle Wiggily
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span>could find his fortune he can find lost children.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That is a good idea,” said Papa Stubtail.
-“If Neddie and Beckie do not soon come back
-I’ll get Uncle Wiggily after them.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And, all this while, mind you, Neddie and
-Beckie were in the circus barn.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, after Beckie had given her rubber doll
-a nice wash in the parrot’s bathtub, the little bear
-girl heard some one crying. At first she thought
-it might be some bad animal, pretending to be
-in trouble, so as to catch something for his
-supper. Then Beckie remembered that she was
-safe in the circus barn, where all the animals
-were her friends.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So she looked around, and there she saw a great
-big grandfather monkey crying, and holding his
-face in his paw. He was all hunched up and
-stooped over as if he hadn’t a friend in the world,
-and he looked very sorrowful.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, what is the matter?” asked Beckie,
-kindly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I have a terrible toothache,” said the monkey
-gentleman.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, that’s too bad!” exclaimed Beckie. She
-knew what a toothache was, once having had one
-herself. “Why don’t you do something for it?”
-she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span>“I don’t know what to do,” said the grandfather
-monkey. “That is, unless I have it pulled,
-and I don’t want to do that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t blame you,” said Beckie, “still it
-might be better to have it out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“If they could just pull out the ache, and
-leave the tooth in, I would not mind it so much,”
-went on the monkey. “But when they pull the
-tooth just to get out the ache—that is too much!
-Oh, dear!” and he almost stood up on the end
-of his tail, the pain was so bad.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie glanced about the circus barn. No one
-seemed to be looking after the toothache monkey.
-All the other monkeys were practicing on their
-hand organs, and all the other animals were reciting
-their different lessons. Beckie and the
-old Grandfather monkey were all by themselves.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know what I’ll do,” said the little bear
-girl. “I’ll just slip out and go to Dr. Possum’s
-and get some toothache medicine for you. That
-may stop your pain.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, will you?” cried the grandpa monkey.
-“That will be very kind of you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Beckie left her rubber doll asleep, and
-slipped out of the circus barn when no one was
-looking. She hurried to Dr. Possum’s office and
-got some very strong medicine. Then, when she
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>went back, she put some on some cotton and then
-she put the cotton in the hole of the monkey’s
-tooth, and soon it was all better.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then, as Beckie had nothing else to do, she
-thought she would go to sleep with her doll, which
-she did, lying down in the soft, clean sawdust.
-Beckie slept and slept, and so she did not see the
-bad old skillery-scalery alligator slip in through
-the barn door which she had left open when she
-came in with the toothache medicine.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Nearer and nearer came the ’gator to Beckie.
-She did not see him, neither did Neddie nor the
-circus man, nor the Professor nor George, the
-big bear, or they might have driven him away.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha! Now I’ll get her!” whispered the
-alligator to himself. “She is asleep and can’t
-see me. I’ll just carry her off to my den, and
-then—Ah, we shall see what will happen then!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Beckie was not to be carried off by the
-’gator. All of a sudden the grandpa monkey,
-whose toothache was all better now, saw the
-skillery-scalery creature.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Wake up, Beckie! Wake up!” cried the
-good monkey. “Get out of the way, and I’ll
-attend to that alligator.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie awakened, and rolled out of the way
-just in time, or the alligator might have grabbed
-her. Then the monkey took four pawfuls of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>sawdust and threw it in the eyes of the alligator
-and down his throat and into his mouth and nose
-and ears, making the ’gator sneeze forty-’leven
-times. And whenever a ’gator sneezes that way
-he can’t harm anybody.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>That’s what happened to this skillery-scalery
-alligator, and away he went, taking his humpy-bumpy
-tail with him. So Beckie was saved,
-which shows that you should always stop a
-monkey’s toothache when you can.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then the bear children and the circus animals
-had their supper, and there was pickled ice cream
-for those who wanted it. And, in the next story,
-if the baby doesn’t sit down in the peach basket
-so tightly that we have to take the poker to get
-her out, I’ll tell you about Neddie and Beckie
-going back home.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_97'>97</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XII<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND BECKIE GO HOME</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, Neddie!” exclaimed Beckie Stubtail,
-the little girl bear, as she rolled over in the clean
-shavings on the floor of the barn where the circus
-animals stayed during the cold winter months.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, Neddie, I’ve just thought of the nicest
-game we can play! Oh, it’s just too lovely for
-anything!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pooh! A girl’s game!” answered Neddie,
-the boy bear, as he looked under a pile of sawdust
-to see if he could find popcorn ball, or maybe an
-ice cream cone. Mind, I’m not saying for sure,
-but maybe. Anyhow, Neddie found nothing
-good to eat, so it doesn’t make any difference.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t want to play any girls’ games,” went
-on Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>I don’t call Neddie very polite, myself, but
-then you may think differently. Beckie looked
-sort of disappointed, and her paws, in which she
-was holding Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin,
-her rubber doll, trembled a little, and Beckie
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_98'>98</span>thought sure she was going to have to use her
-pocket “hankerwitch” (which is just the same
-of your handkerchief) to wipe away her tears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>For Beckie was lonesome, and she wanted her
-mamma, and the little girl bear wished she hadn’t
-run away from home with her brother to go with
-the Professor and George, the big, tame, trained
-bear with the ring in his nose. Yes, indeed,
-Beckie was sorry she had run away.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>I guess Neddie was sorry, too, for, after pawing
-about a bit in the sawdust, he looked at his
-sister, and when he saw her lips quivering, and
-that she was trying to reach for her hankerwitch
-without him seeing it—then Neddie did what he
-should have done at first, and said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, well, Beckie, maybe a girl’s game would
-be nice after all. We aren’t doing much here.
-Tell me about it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will,” said Beckie, and she brightened up
-and smiled as well as little girl bears can smile,
-and she patted her little rubber doll, and said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now, Neddie, just as soon as Mary Ann
-Puddingstick Clothespin is asleep I’ll tell you
-about the trick I thought up all by myself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie waited until the rubber doll should
-close her eyes, and go fast, fast to sleep. It took
-some time.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, isn’t that doll asleep yet?” asked
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_99'>99</span>Neddie after a bit. He was anxious to know
-what trick Beckie was going to tell about.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hush! Yes, she’s asleep,” said the little bear
-girl. “Come on, we’ll go over near where the
-elephants are eating their peanuts and I’ll tell you
-all about it. Will you kindly watch over Mary
-Ann Puddingstick Clothespin?” asked Beckie
-of the big hippopotamus.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will,” answered the river-horse, yawning
-until it looked as if some one had opened a big
-red flannel bag, so large was the hippo’s mouth.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now for my trick,” said Beckie when she and
-her little brother were over on the side of the
-circus barn where the elephants lived. “I was
-thinking, Neddie, that if we could get a long
-plank, or board, we could put it over the back of
-one of the big elephants. Then you could get
-on one end of the board and I’d get on the other,
-and we would see-saw and teeter-tauter up and
-down, and the people who watched us would like
-the trick very much.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, I think that would be fine!” cried
-Neddie. “Why, that isn’t a girl’s trick at all!
-It’s good enough for any of the boys! We’ll do
-it, and maybe we’ll get a lot of sweet buns and
-some lollypops, too! Why, that’s as good a trick
-as some that George does!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And George was a pretty good trick bear, too,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_100'>100</span>let me tell you. When the Professor blew on his
-brass horn, Ta-ra-ta-ra-ta-ra! George would
-somersault, or peppersault, and march like a
-soldier and do all things like that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Neddie and Beckie found a long teetery-tautery
-plank in the barn, and then they asked
-the kind old elephant, who had once helped
-Neddie, if he would let them put it on his back
-for a see-saw.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, to be sure I will,” kindly said the elephant,
-and with his long rubbery, stretchy trunk
-he put the plank on his own back, for it was
-quite too heavy for Neddie and Beckie to lift so
-high.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But I wonder how we are to get up on the
-plank now?” asked the little girl bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You can climb up my neck, if you don’t
-scratch me too much,” said the spotted giraffe,
-who was as tall as a stepladder. So Neddie
-climbed up the neck of one giraffe, on one side
-of the elephant, and Beckie climbed up another
-giraffe on the other side, the bear children taking
-care not to scratch the tall, spotted creatures.
-Then the little bear cubs got on the plank over
-the elephant’s back both at the same time, balancing
-themselves nicely, and then they began to
-teeter-tauter! Up and down they went, while
-Beckie sang this song.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c012'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_101'>101</span>“Teeter-tauter</div>
- <div class='line'>Bread and water.</div>
- <div class='line'>Up and down we go.</div>
- <div class='line'>Sometimes I am very high</div>
- <div class='line'>Then again I’m low.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, the bear cubs were having a fine time,
-when along came the circus man and the Professor,
-who owned George, the trained bear. The
-two men, who could speak and understand bear,
-and all other animal languages, watched Neddie
-and Beckie doing the teeter-tauter trick Beckie
-had thought up all by herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That’s pretty good,” said the circus man,
-speaking bear talk, and nodding toward the two
-little bears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, indeed,” said the Professor. Then the
-two of them talked for some time in their own
-language, which Beckie and Neddie could not
-understand very well.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie and Neddie felt very proud that the
-circus man and the Professor should like their
-trick. But a little later, when the poll-parrot
-came over to them, and told them something,
-they did not feel so happy. The poll-parrot
-said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, you don’t know what I heard! I heard
-those two men talking about you two little bears.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_102'>102</span>I can understand man talk, and talk it myself,
-you see.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What did they say?” asked Neddie, sliding
-down off the teeter-tauter. That let Beckie come
-down suddenly with a bump, but she fell on a pile
-of soft shavings, so she did not get hurt in the
-least.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What did they say?” asked the parrot.
-“Why I heard them say that they were going
-to dress you two bears up like clowns, and make
-you go down South where it’s warm weather even
-if it’s winter up here. Down there the Professor
-is going to take you and George and an elephant,
-and make you do that see-saw trick. Oh, you’re
-going to be taken away from here!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie and Neddie looked at each other. They
-had never thought such a thing would happen
-when they did their little trick.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie as she thought of
-going farther and farther away from her home
-and her mamma. “I wish we’d never run away,
-Neddie!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So do I!” exclaimed Neddie. “But I’ll not
-let them send us down South! Listen, Beckie,
-we must run away again, only this time we’ll run
-back home!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, goodie!” cried Beckie, clapping her
-paws.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_103'>103</span>“Come on—right away!” said Neddie.
-“We’ll go before the Professor and the circus
-man see us!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the two little bear children slipped out of
-the back door of the barn. They wished they
-could kiss George, the big, kind bear, good-by,
-but it was impossible—which means you can’t do
-it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh! how fast Neddie and Beckie ran. Over
-the fields and through the woods they went, until
-the circus barn was left far, far behind. And
-finally, just as night was coming on, the two
-little children bears reached the cave in the side of
-the hill where they lived, and they were safe home
-again, and oh! how glad their papa and mamma
-and Aunt Piffy, the fat bear lady, were to see
-them. And of course Mr. Whitewash, the Polar
-bear, and Uncle Wigwag, the trick-playing bear,
-were glad also. And oh! such a good supper as
-Neddie and Beckie had.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We’re never going to run away again!” they
-said.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So that’s all to this story, but in the next one,
-if the dog barking at the moon in our backyard
-doesn’t take off his collar and tie it on my pussy
-cat’s neck, I’ll tell you about Neddie Stubtail
-and little Wuzzy Fuzzytail.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_104'>104</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XIII<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND WUZZY FUZZYTAIL</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Come, children, it’s time to get up!” called
-Mrs. Stubtail, the bear lady, as she stood at the
-foot of the stairs in the cave-house, on the side of
-the green hill, one morning. “Come, Neddie!
-Come, Beckie!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Up out of their beds in the soft, brown autumn
-leaves jumped Neddie and Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, is that the Professor man, going to make
-us do our trick of see-sawing on the elephant’s
-back?” cried Beckie, rubbing her eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Or maybe it’s George, the tame bear, calling
-us,” said Neddie. Then he and his sister looked
-at each other, and they both laughed.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, we’re in our own home!” exclaimed
-Beckie, looking around.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So we are! And not in the circus barn at
-all!” added Neddie, as he noticed his own room
-in the cave. Then he and his sister laughed
-again, jumped into their little bear suits, and
-slid down the stair rail to breakfast.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/p104.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_105'>105</span>“Well, isn’t it good to be home again?” asked
-Mrs. Stubtail, as she put some more corn griddle
-cakes on the stove to cook.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Indeed, it is!” said Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And I guess you didn’t get any nice sweet
-maple syrup honey like this when you ran away
-from home, to go with the Professor man, and
-George, the trick bear; did you?” asked Aunt
-Piffy, the fat old lady bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Indeed, we didn’t!” exclaimed Beckie, as
-she took another cake. “And when you called us
-to breakfast just now, mamma, we thought we
-were back in the barn again, with all the circus
-animals.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, what are we going to do to-day?”
-asked Neddie, as he pushed back his chair. And,
-just as he did it, Uncle Wigwag, the old gentleman
-bear, who was always playing tricks on the
-animal children, tipped Neddie over backward.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, my!” cried the bear boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Don’t be frightened!” called Uncle Wigwag
-with a laugh. “I’m not going to let you fall!”
-And with that he caught Neddie, chair and all,
-up in his big paws and gave him a bear hug; he
-was so glad to see his little nephew back home
-again.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I know what I’m going to do,” said
-Beckie, “I’m going to give my doll, Mary Ann
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_106'>106</span>Puddingstick Clothespin, a nice bath, and put a
-clean dress on her.” For, you see, the rubber
-doll had got rather mussed up traveling around
-through the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know what you are both going to do,” said
-Mrs. Stubtail, with a smile. “You are both
-going to school. You have missed enough lessons
-as it is, running off the way you did.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll not punish you, although you did give us
-a bad fright, but you really must go back to
-school.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Neddie, scratching his
-nose with his claws.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That’s what I say!” spoke Beckie. You see,
-she and Neddie had been out of school nearly a
-week now, and it was rather hard to go back
-again.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But they were pretty good little bear children—not
-too goody-goody, you know, but good
-enough—and so they went to school.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And something happened soon after they
-reached their classes. Neddie talked in school.
-You see, the way it was, Joie Kat leaned over
-and asked him:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Where have you been all this while?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And Neddie answered back:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, in a circus. I’ll tell you all about it at
-recess.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_107'>107</span>The teacher heard them whispering, and kept
-both the little bear boy and the kitten chap
-in after school. Joie Kat got out first, because he
-finished his punish-lesson sooner than Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And when Neddie Stubtail finally got out of
-school there was none of the other animal boys to
-be seen. Every one, from Sammie Littletail, the
-rabbit, to Jimmie Wibblewobble, the duck, and
-Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy dog
-boys, had all run off to play.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well,” said Neddie, “I guess I’ll have to go
-home alone. Never mind, maybe I’ll have an
-adventure.” An adventure, you know, is something
-that happens; like when you drop your
-candy-penny down a crack in the boardwalk.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Neddie was walking along through the
-woods, and wishing he could find a lollypop, or
-maybe some honey cakes, when, all of a sudden,
-he heard a little crying voice down under a pile of
-leaves. And it was such a sad, baby sort of crying
-voice that Neddie was not at all frightened.
-He just looked around to see who it was, thinking
-perhaps it might be Jillie Longtail, the little
-mousie girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But instead he saw a big tail sticking out from
-under the leaves, and when Neddie had poked
-them away with his paw there he saw only Wuzzy
-Fuzzytail, the tiny little fox boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_108'>108</span>“Oh, hello, Wuzzy!” cried Neddie. “What
-are you doing here?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I—I’m lost!” sobbed Wuzzy Fuzzytail.
-“I’m lost and I don’t know where my home is—boo-hoo!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, never mind! Don’t cry!” said Neddie.
-“I’ll take you home. Why did you hide under
-the leaves?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well,” said Wuzzy, “when I heard you coming
-along through the woods, I didn’t know who
-it was. I thought maybe it was a bad bear, so I
-hid under the leaves. Boo-hoo!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Don’t cry!” said Neddie again. “I’ll take
-care of you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, boo-hoo!” still sobbed Wuzzy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Don’t say boo-hoo!” spoke Neddie. “Just
-say it backward for a change—say ‘Hoo-boo!’
-Maybe that will make you stop crying.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hoo-boo!” said Wuzzy Fuzzytail, the little
-fox boy, and, surely enough, when he said that he
-stopped crying at once.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie took the paw of the little fox
-boy in his own big one, and away they went
-through the woods together toward the hollow log
-where Wuzzy lived with his papa and mamma.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m awful glad you found me, Neddie,” said
-Wuzzy Fuzzytail to the bear boy. “I wish I
-could do you a favor for being so kind to me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_109'>109</span>“Oh, that’s all right!” said Neddie, sort of
-careless-like. “Maybe you can, some day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, they were going along through the
-woods, when, all of a sudden, they saw right in
-front of them the bad old skillery-scalery
-alligator.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha!” cried the unpleasant creature with
-the hump nose, “at last I have you, Neddie Stubtail!
-And a little fox, too. Better and better!
-Well, I’ll take the bear first and the fox boy
-afterward,” and with that he grabbed Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried the bear boy. “Now I am
-caught. This comes of being kept in after
-school.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He tried to get away from the alligator, but
-could not, and he felt very sad. Poor little
-Wuzzy did not know what to do, so he just
-stood there shivering and wondering who would
-take him home in case the alligator carried
-Neddie away.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But foxes are very smart, even when they are
-small, and Wuzzy was a bright little chap. So,
-when he saw the alligator taking Neddie away,
-Wuzzy said to himself:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I wonder if I can’t help him? He helped me,
-so it is only fair that I should help him. What
-can I do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He thought a minute and then he said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_110'>110</span>“Ah, ha! I have it. I’ll bite the alligator’s tail.
-He will be so surprised that he will give a jump,
-and then maybe Neddie can get away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So, going softly up behind the alligator, who
-did not see him, Wuzzy nipped the alligator on
-the little end of his tail. And Wuzzy Fuzzytail
-had very sharp teeth, let me tell you, as all foxes
-have. He gave the ’gator a good, hard nip.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ouch! Wow! Horsecars and mustard
-seed!” cried the alligator, and he jumped around
-so suddenly, to see who was biting him, that he
-let go of Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now’s your chance, Neddie! Run!” cried
-Wuzzy. And how Neddie did run! Wuzzy
-ran after him, and soon they were so far away
-that the alligator could not catch them. Then
-Neddie took Wuzzy home, and Mrs. Fuzzytail
-thanked the bear boy very much and gave him a
-piece of cake.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie went home himself and he didn’t
-whisper in school any more that day. So that’s
-all to this story.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And to-morrow night if the poll-parrot doesn’t
-call the poodle dog funny names and bite a hole
-in the firecracker, I’ll tell you about Beckie making
-a doll’s dress.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_111'>111</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XIV<br /> <span class='large'>BECKIE MAKES A DOLL’S DRESS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Beckie! Beckie, where are you?” called
-Neddie Stubtail, the little boy bear, one morning
-after breakfast. “Come along! You’ll be late
-for school. I’m not going to wait for you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m coming,” answered Beckie from inside
-the cave-house on the side of the hill. “I’m coming!
-Wait a minute!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m not going to wait, and be late!” said
-Neddie, and he was not quite as polite as he might
-have been.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, Neddie!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, the fat
-old lady bear, puffing and blowing, for she had
-been down cellar after some potatoes, and when
-she came up stairs she always puffed and blew.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, Neddie!” she went on, “you should
-(puff) wait for (puff) your little (puff) sister.
-She doesn’t very often (puff) ask you to (puff)
-do it. More times she has to (puff) wait for
-you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, well, I’ll wait,” said Neddie, and he felt
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_112'>112</span>the least little bit ashamed of himself for having
-talked that way to his sister. “But I don’t want
-to be late,” he added.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You won’t be late—I’m coming!” called
-Beckie. “I just wanted to find my needle and
-thread.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Needle and thread!” cried Neddie. “You
-don’t mean to tell me, do you Beckie, that you’ve
-torn your dress and have to stop and sew it?
-And the last bell will ring in a few minutes!
-Oh, I’m not going to wait at all any longer! I’m
-going!” And off the little bear boy started,
-holding out his little stubby tail as stiff and
-straight as he could. But at that it wasn’t much
-larger than your thumb, and you could hardly
-notice it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, indeed, I haven’t torn my dress, and I
-don’t have to stop to sew it up,” said Beckie, as
-she came running out of the cave-house. “Wait
-a minute, won’t you please, Neddie? I’m just
-taking my needle and thread and some pieces of
-silk to school with me so I can make my new doll,
-Sarah Janet Picklefeather, a new dress.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What, make your doll a dress in school?”
-cried Neddie, stopping and turning around.
-“Teacher never will let you, Beckie Stubtail—never!
-And you know it!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but I’m not going to sew in school,” said
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_113'>113</span>Beckie, sweetly. “I’m taking my lunch with me,
-and I’m not coming home to dinner, and I’m
-going to sew on my doll’s dress during the noon
-recess. And I’ve got some honey cakes for my
-lunch, too!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, wow!” cried Neddie. “So that’s how it
-is, eh? Then I’m going to take my lunch, too,
-and stay at school and have some fun. May I
-have some honey cakes, mamma?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yes, I guess so,” answered Mrs. Stubtail,
-who, with Aunt Piffy, had come to the door to
-see the children start for school.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie ran back to get his lunch put up.
-And such a busy time as there was, for a few
-minutes. Mrs. Stubtail and Aunt Piffy both
-tried to put the lunch up, so Neddie would not
-be late, and Mrs. Stubtail dropped the bread,
-butter side down, and Aunt Piffy lost her breath
-and could hardly find it again. Then Uncle
-Wigwag, the bear gentleman, who was always
-playing tricks, sat down in the fly paper by mistake,
-and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman,
-had to pull the sticky stuff off his friend,
-Uncle Wigwag.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And that wasn’t all. For Mr. Whitewash
-was shaving his whiskers, and when he wasn’t
-looking, Mrs. Stubtail knocked over the molasses
-pitcher into his cup, full of soap-suds lather, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_114'>114</span>when Mr. Whitewash went to lather his face
-again he was almost as badly stuck up as Uncle
-Wigwag was with the fly paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh, my! Such goings on!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But, finally, Neddie’s lunch was put up and all
-this while Beckie waited for him, and she never
-once said “hurry up!” or “I’m going on, we’ll
-be late!” Not once did she say it, though she
-might well have done so, since the last bell had
-been ringing for some time.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But finally Beckie and Neddie got to school
-and they were only about one forty-’leventh part
-of a second late, and that didn’t count.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>I wish I could tell you all that happened in
-school that day—how Neddie went to the blackboard,
-and wrote a fine story of a poodle dog
-that could stand on its head. And how Joie Kat
-drew such a real-like picture of a mouse that
-Tommie Kat, Joie’s brother, wanted to chase it,
-and it was all his sister Kittie Kat could do to
-stop him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But I haven’t room to tell you any of those
-things now. I must tell you about Beckie making
-her doll’s dress. Now, hold on, boys, if you
-please. You might think this is a girl’s story,
-but it isn’t—that is not all of it, even if it is partly
-about a doll’s dress.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>If you just listen you’ll see that Beckie did a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_115'>115</span>very brave thing, which shows you that girls can
-do things as well as boys can, and lots of times
-better. Take, for instance, braiding hair—a boy
-couldn’t braid his hair to save him, but look how
-easily a girl can do it, and chew gum, and read
-a book and talk, all at the same time. Well, I
-guess!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, pretty soon it was recess time, and
-all the animal children could come out of school.
-Some went home to their dinner, and others, who
-had brought their lunch, found nice cozy places
-where they could eat it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie went off with Tommie and Joie Kat,
-and with Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy
-dog boys. And as soon as Beckie had finished
-her lunch she got out her needle and thread and
-thimble and the pieces of silk, and began to make
-a dress for her doll, Sarah Janet Picklefeather.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>First she sewed in some—tuckers, I think
-they’re called, or maybe it was puckers. Anyhow,
-she sewed them in the dress, Beckie did, to
-make it look nice.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then the little bear girl made a few frills
-around the neck and down the side she sewed in
-some rosettes. Around the middle she gathered
-some insertions, and then on the bottom—let me
-see now, what did she put on the bottom? Oh,
-I know, it was a ruffle. (You boys may skip
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_116'>116</span>this part if you like. I wouldn’t write it only I
-have to put in something about the dress, or the
-girls wouldn’t read the story.)</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Where were we? Oh, I remember. We’d
-gotten to the bottom part of the dress. And that
-reminds me, if we’re at the bottom of the dress
-that’s all there is to it, and I can stop, and so
-I’m at the end of that part, and don’t have to
-write any more, thank goodness!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, Beckie was sitting on the steps of the
-school, in the warm sunshine, sewing away on
-Miss Picklefeather’s dress, making her needle go
-in and out, when, all of a sudden, along came a
-bad old, big bear who didn’t like little bear girls,
-nor bear boys, either.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha!” growled the bad bear. “This is the
-time I have caught you! I’ve been waiting a
-long time to get you! Now I’m going to carry
-you off to my den, and make you wash dishes for
-ever and ever. Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie looked up quickly and started to run,
-but she had no chance. The bad bear was right
-in front of her, and the door, before which she
-was sitting, was one that was hardly ever used,
-so it had been locked. Beckie couldn’t escape
-that way. She looked all around the school yard,
-but none of her friends was in sight. Neither
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_117'>117</span>was Neddie, who might have saved her, and as for
-the teacher, she had gone home to her dinner.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, help! Help!” cried poor little Beckie.
-She didn’t want the bear to take her away, and,
-as for washing dishes, she just hated that work,
-though she didn’t mind doing them for her
-mamma.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pooh! No one will help you!” cried the bad
-bear. “So don’t bother to call. Come along!”
-And he reached out his paws to grab Beckie.
-Then he happened to notice the doll’s dress, and,
-being a very curious sort of bear, he asked:
-“What are you doing?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I am making a dress for my doll,” answered
-Beckie, as politely as she could, with all her
-trembling. Then she thought of a trick to play
-on that bear. “Would you like to see me sew
-on the doll’s dress?” Beckie asked, sweetly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, you might show me one or two
-stitches,” said the bear, sort of careless-like.
-“But, mind you, I’ll carry you off just the
-same.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right,” answered Beckie. “Look closely
-now. You see, I put the needle in this side of
-the silk and I push it through with my thimble.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” said the bear, “I see.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now look closely,” said Beckie, and the bear
-leaned forward and put his nose and eyes close
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_118'>118</span>down. “And then,” said Beckie, “I pull my
-needle out this way, and—I stick it in your soft
-and tender nose—that way!” And with that she
-did it, jabbing the needle into the bear’s nose!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, wow!” cried the bad bear, and he was so
-surprised that he turned a back somersault and
-then he ran away off in the woods to get some
-honey to put on his sore nose. So he didn’t take
-Beckie away after all. Which shows you that
-it’s a good thing to make a doll’s dress, sometimes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then, soon the other children came back to
-school, and so did the teacher, and lessons went
-on and everybody said Beckie was very brave.
-And I think so, too, and in the story after this, if
-the ashman doesn’t take our furnace out in the
-yard so that it catches cold and can’t go to the
-moving picture show, I’ll tell you about Neddie’s
-joke on Uncle Wigwag.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/p118.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_119'>119</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XV<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE’S JOKE ON UNCLE WIGWAG</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“What is the matter? Why are you laughing
-so much?” asked Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady
-bear, of Uncle Wigwag, the comical old bear
-gentleman, one morning at the breakfast table.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, ho! Ha, ha! I tee-hee—ho—ho! I just
-can’t help it!” said Uncle Wigwag, giggling, so
-that he spilled some honey on the tablecloth.
-And Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, there you go again!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Excuse me!” spoke Uncle Wigwag, and
-then he laughed some more, and some milk he was
-drinking went down his Sunday throat, and, as
-the day happened to be Thursday, it was altogether
-wrong you see, and Uncle Wigwag choked
-and sniffed and snuffled and laughed, all at the
-same time.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I do declare!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy,
-as she patted Uncle Wigwag on the back, so he
-wouldn’t lose his breath. And he didn’t, I’m glad
-to say, but Aunt Piffy accidentally pounded him
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_120'>120</span>so hard that she lost part of her own breath, and
-when she talked next time she had to go like this:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I never (puff) saw you behave so (puff) at
-the table before (puff) Waggie, in all my
-(puff) life. Never! (puff). What is the (puff)
-matter, Waggie?” You see she called Uncle
-Wigwag by the name of Waggie for short.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh!” said Uncle Wigwag, when finally he
-could talk, “I just thought of something, I did!
-It made me laugh!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman,
-looked at Uncle Wigwag quite severely, but he
-said nothing, and only went on eating his breakfast.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I think I know what made Uncle Wigwag
-laugh,” said Beckie Stubtail, the little girl bear,
-to Neddie, her brother, some time later.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What?” he asked as he looked for his books
-to take to school. “What was it, Beckie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“He’s thinking of a joke to play,” said
-Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I believe you’re right,” went on Neddie.
-“Oh, Beckie, and I’ve just thought of something,
-too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What is it?” she asked as she looked to see
-if her doll, Sarah Janet Picklefeather, was nicely
-covered up in the puppy dog’s basket, so she
-wouldn’t get cold while Beckie was at school.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_121'>121</span>“We’ll just play a trick on Uncle Wigwag,”
-went on Neddie. “He plays so many on us that
-it’s about time we played one on him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yes, let’s do it!” cried Beckie, clapping
-her little paws. “But it won’t be a mean or an
-unkind trick, will it, Neddie? For Uncle Wigwag
-is very good to us, and gives us lollypops,
-even if he does play a joke on us now and then.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, no, it won’t be a bad trick,” said Neddie,
-laughing. “Only a funny one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the two little bear children went on to
-school, talking on the way of the joke they would
-play on Uncle Wigwag. In fact, Neddie was
-thinking so much about this that he did not pay
-enough attention to his lessons, and when the
-teacher asked him: “Why does a cow eat grass?”
-Neddie answered: “Because it’s a joke!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>You see, he was thinking of the one he and
-Beckie were going to play. But the teacher
-didn’t know that, so she made Neddie go down to
-the foot of the class for not answering correctly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, when school was out, Neddie and Beckie
-hurried off by themselves to play the joke on
-Uncle Wigwag.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Have you thought of what to do yet?” asked
-Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” said Neddie, “you know it was cold
-last night, and the little puddle of water near our
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_122'>122</span>cave-house is frozen over. It’s as slippery as
-glass. Now we’ll cover the puddle over with
-some sawdust, so you can’t see the ice. Then
-we’ll make believe write a letter to Uncle Wigwag
-and we’ll put it on the top of the sawdust in
-the middle of the frozen puddle.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“He’ll run out to get the letter, when we tell
-him there is one for him, and he’ll slip on the ice
-and go down ‘ko-bunk!’”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but won’t he get hurt?” asked Beckie,
-anxious-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, for his fur is so thick now that he won’t
-feel the fall,” said Neddie. “Come on, we’ll
-play the joke on him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the two little bear children got some sawdust,
-and, when no one was looking, they
-sprinkled it on the ice so the slippery stuff could
-not be seen.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then they made believe write a letter to Uncle
-Wigwag, and, putting it in a large envelope, with
-his name on the outside, they put this right in the
-middle of the frozen puddle, tossing it there so
-they themselves would not have to walk on the
-ice and maybe fall down.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now, we’ll hide behind this tree,” said
-Neddie, “and watch for Uncle Wigwag to fall
-down.” They had left word with Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear, to tell Uncle Wigwag,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_123'>123</span>as soon as he came in, that there was a letter for
-him on the sawdust. Mr. Whitewash, not knowing
-anything of the joke Neddie was playing,
-said he would tell Uncle Wigwag of the letter.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, after a while, when Neddie and Beckie
-had been hiding behind the tree for some time,
-out came Uncle Wigwag.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now, watch!” whispered Neddie. “See
-him tumble when he gets on the ice!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But, instead of going over and picking up the
-letter, Uncle Wigwag put a box down on the
-ground, near the path by which Neddie and
-Beckie went to school, and then the old gentleman
-bear himself went and hid behind a tree.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, what do you know about that!”
-whispered Neddie. “He is playing a joke on
-us, just as I said he would. There’s nothing in
-that box but a piece of brick, or maybe a lot of
-stones. Uncle Wigwag expects we’ll pick it up,
-thinking it’s candy, and when we open it he’ll cry
-‘April fool!’ even if it isn’t the month to play
-those jokes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I believe that’s what he is doing,” said
-Beckie, laughing.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, we’ll just not be fooled,” went on
-Neddie. “We’ll leave the make-believe box of
-candy alone, and wait until we see Uncle Wigwag
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_124'>124</span>go out on the ice after his letter and fall
-down.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the two little bear children, laughing to
-themselves at the joke they were playing on their
-fun-loving uncle, waited behind the tree. Uncle
-Wigwag waited behind his tree, too.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Pretty soon, along came Tommie Kat, the
-kitten boy. He saw the white box on the path,
-and cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, joy! I guess this is something good!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Watch him get fooled!” whispered Neddie.
-But lo and behold! Tommie opened the box and
-there it was filled with the nicest kind of candy!
-There wasn’t a stone or brick in it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yum-yum!” cried Tommie, as he ate the
-sweet stuff.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie. “It <i>was</i> candy,
-after all. What kind of a joke do you call
-that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I—I don’t know,” answered Neddie, rubbing
-his nose with his paw. “I guess Uncle Wigwag
-played a different one this time.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then we oughtn’t to play a mean joke on
-him, as long as he played such a nice candy joke
-on us,” said the little bear girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess you’re right,” agreed Neddie.
-“We’ll tell him not to go get that letter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But, before they could do this, Tommie Kat
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_125'>125</span>saw the white envelope out on the sawdust-covered
-ice puddle.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, joy!” he cried again. “Maybe that’s
-more candy!” And, before either Beckie or
-Neddie could call to him, Tommie rushed out to
-get the make-believe letter. And as soon as he
-got on the ice, which he couldn’t see because of
-the sawdust on top, down he went ker-bunko! his
-feet sliding out from under him, and the candy
-scattering all over.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried Tommie Kat. “I’m all
-sawdust! And the nice candy! Oh, dear! It’s
-all lost!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie and Beckie rushed out from behind
-their tree.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We didn’t mean that you should fall,
-Tommie,” said Neddie, as he helped the little
-kitten boy to stand up. “That was for a joke
-on Uncle Wigwag.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I don’t call it a very nice joke,” said
-Tommie, rubbing his nose. “But, anyhow, I
-did find some candy. Help me pick it up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess that was for us,” said Beckie. “It
-was one of Uncle Wigwag’s jokes!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>As the bear children and the kitten boy were
-picking up the scattered sweet stuff, out came
-Uncle Wigwag from behind his tree.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! Ha!” he cried to Neddie. “I guess
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_126'>126</span>I fooled you after all, didn’t I? And so you were
-going to fool me, too, eh? But Tommie got my
-joke instead. Oh, dear!” and he laughed so hard
-that he got the hiccoughs, and Aunt Piffy had
-to rush out of the cave-house to pat him on the
-back.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then, all of a sudden, the bad bear, in
-whose nose Beckie had stuck the needle when she
-was making her doll’s dress, came rushing up,
-growling and wanting to bite some one. But
-Neddie Stubtail, brave little chap that he was,
-threw a hard lollypop at the bad bear, hitting him
-on his sore nose, making him cry, “Wow!” and
-run away off in the woods where he belonged.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then the rest of the candy was picked up, and
-Beckie and Neddie said they were sorry they
-had tried to play the ice trick on Uncle Wigwag,
-and everything was all right.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And on the next page, if the penholder doesn’t
-let the ink bottle fall out of the window and
-make a black mark on the sidewalk, I’ll tell you
-about Mr. Whitewash and the stovepipe.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_127'>127</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XVI<br /> <span class='large'>MR. WHITEWASH AND THE STOVE PIPE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, dear!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What’s the matter?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Where’s all that smoke coming from?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, ker-choo! Wuzz! Fuzz!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Snicker-snacker-snookum!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Every one seemed shouting at once.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>There was great excitement in the cave-house,
-where the Stubtail family of bears lived. Neddie
-and Beckie, the two little bear children, had
-jumped out of bed and were choking and sneezing
-in the hall.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, the house is filled with smoke!” cried
-out Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady bear, and she
-puffed so hard because her breath nearly got
-away from her, that she almost slid downstairs.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Is the house on fire?” asked Papa Stubtail,
-as he looked around for a pail of water.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Maybe this is one of Uncle Wigwag’s
-tricks,” said Beckie, as she wiped the tears out
-of her eyes. She wasn’t exactly crying, you
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_128'>128</span>understand, but you know smoke always makes
-tears come into your eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, no! There’s no fire!” called Mamma
-Stubtail, from down in the kitchen. “I was getting
-breakfast when the stovepipe suddenly fell
-down. I guess you’ll have to come and fix it,
-Hiram,” she called to Mr. Stubtail. His first
-name was Hiram, you see.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Let me do it,” said Mr. Whitewash, the polar
-bear, and before any one else could hurry down
-to the kitchen Mr. Whitewash had slid down the
-stairs, and soon he had the stovepipe in place
-again, and the stove cooked things without smoking,
-and Mrs. Stubtail finished getting breakfast.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But that wasn’t all about Mr. Whitewash and
-the stovepipe. Just you wait until you get to
-the end of the story and you’ll see.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Soon breakfast was over, and Beckie and
-Neddie had started for school. Then Mr. Stubtail
-went to work, and Uncle Wigwag went over
-to call on Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit
-gentleman, to talk about Christmas and Santa
-Claus.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>That left Mr. Whitewash home with Mrs.
-Stubtail, who was washing the breakfast dishes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“How did the stovepipe happen to come
-down?” asked Mr. Whitewash, curious-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess it’s getting old and couldn’t stand
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_129'>129</span>up much longer,” answered the lady bear. “The
-first I knew it had tumbled over and the smoke
-poured out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, there was lots of smoke,” said Mr.
-Whitewash. “We all were frightened. I must
-take a look at that pipe,” which he did, putting
-on his glasses so he could see better.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha!” he cried, after a bit. “I thought so.
-That stove needs a new pipe. I’ll go after it and
-fix it before the children come home. Then we
-won’t have any more trouble when you get up to
-get the breakfast, Mrs. Stubtail.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That will be very kind of you,” said the lady
-bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So off Mr. Whitewash went to get the stovepipe.
-And very nice he looked, too, walking
-along through the woods and over the fields, with
-his white fur all combed out like a French
-poodle’s when he’s had his bath. Mr. Whitewash
-was snow-white—and when he walked along
-sometimes his friends took him for a snowman,
-and threw snowballs at him. But Mr. Whitewash
-never minded that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, he got to the stovepipe store all right,
-but the cow gentleman, who kept it, said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I am very sorry, Mr. Whitewash, but we are
-all out of stovepipe this morning. I expect some
-in at the end of the week.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_130'>130</span>“But I cannot wait that long,” said the white
-polar bear gentleman. “Our old pipe may fall
-down any day, and fill the house with smoke
-again. Then the fire engines will come out and
-squirt water in our cave, and there’ll be a terrible
-time. I must have some stovepipe.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I’ll tell you what I’ll do,” said the cow
-gentleman. “I sold some pipe to Grandfather
-Goosey Gander, the duck gentleman, the other
-day, and after he used it awhile he said he wanted
-a different kind.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So he took down that I had sold him, and
-got some different kind. The old pipe is out in
-his back yard now, and I think he would give it
-to you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It will do no harm to ask, anyhow,” said Mr.
-Whitewash.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Over he went to the house of Grandfather
-Goosey Gander, and there, surely enough, was
-the pipe.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Certainly you may have it,” said the duck
-gentleman. “I am glad to give it to you. But
-be careful, for it is full of black soot, and it may
-get on your white coat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I can wrap it up in a paper,” said Mr.
-Whitewash, which he did. Then, taking care
-not to get the stovepipe, though it was wrapped
-up, against his snow-white fur, off Mr. Whitewash
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_131'>131</span>started for the cave-house, where he lived
-with the Stubtail family.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Did you ever put up a stovepipe? No, I
-guess you did not. Well, it is not easy work, as
-Mr. Whitewash soon found. Either the pipe
-he got from Grandfather Goosey Gander was
-too large to fit in the chimney hole or else the
-chimney hole was too small to let the pipe slide
-in. Anyhow, Mr. Whitewash tried and tried
-again, and once more, but the pipe would not
-fit.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess I’ll have to get on a stepladder,” said
-the polar gentleman, breathing hard.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, how black your paws are!” exclaimed
-Aunt Piffy, the fat lady bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, it comes off the stovepipe,” said Mr.
-Whitewash. “Please bring the stepladder.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Aunt Piffy and Mrs. Stubtail went for the
-ladder, but in bringing it through the kitchen
-door it slipped and caught on Mrs. Stubtail’s
-paws, so that she fell down, and so did the fat
-lady; and Aunt Piffy lost her breath.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Aunt Piffy could hardly get her breath back
-again, either, but she caught it just as it was slipping
-out of the door and then she was all right
-again—at least for a while.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now I guess I’ll fix this pipe!” cried Mr.
-Whitewash, as he stood upon the ladder. Carefully
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_132'>132</span>he shoved the stovepipe into the chimney
-hole, but still it stuck.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It must go in!” cried the polar bear gentleman,
-“or else we can’t have a fire in the stove to
-cook dinner.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he gave a big push on the pipe. But
-something slipped. Part of what slipped was the
-stepladder and the other part of what slipped
-was Mr. Whitewash and the third part of it was
-the stovepipe.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Down they fell in a heap together on the floor.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh!” screamed Aunt Piffy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, me! Oh, my!” cried Mrs. Stubtail.
-“Shall I get the doctor?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Mr. Whitewash didn’t say anything for a little
-while, and then he remarked:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Please get me a dusting brush!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And he certainly needed it, for the soot from
-the stovepipe had scattered all over him, and instead
-of being a pure white bear, he was speckled
-black and white now, like those dogs which always
-run along under a carriage.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But when Aunt Piffy and Mrs. Stubtail tried
-to brush the black soot off Mr. Whitewash, they
-found they were only making it worse. The
-brush scattered the black all over him instead of
-leaving it only in spots.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess you had better not try,” said Mr.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_133'>133</span>Whitewash. “I’ll take a bath after I get this
-pipe up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Can you get it up?” asked Mrs. Stubtail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Of course I can,” said Mr. Whitewash.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So up on the stepladder the polar bear gentleman
-got again, and he tried to fix the stovepipe.
-He almost had it in the chimney hole, and he was
-just getting ready to holler “Hurray!” when,
-all of a sudden, there was a growling noise at the
-back door, and Mrs. Stubtail screamed:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, a lion! Here’s a lion coming after us!”
-and she and Aunt Piffy ran in the parlor and hid
-under the sofa.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Bur-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the lion. “I’m a bad
-chap from the circus; and I’ve come after Beckie
-and Neddie!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he roared again, and so loudly that he
-made the stepladder tremble. This shook it so
-that Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, fell down
-again. This time the stovepipe landed right on
-top of his head, like the tall silk hat Uncle
-Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, wears.
-And the soot from the stovepipe scattered all
-over Mr. Whitewash some more until he was as
-black as a piece of coal.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Get out of here!” called Mr. Whitewash to
-the bad lion, and the lion was so scared at seeing a
-white bear suddenly turn black, and wear a stovepipe
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_134'>134</span>for a hat, that he ran away as fast as he
-could, taking his tufted tail with him. So he
-didn’t get Neddie or Beckie after all, and a little
-later Mr. Whitewash got the pipe all nicely fixed.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he took a bath, for, oh! he was so black!
-But soon he was as nice and white again as a
-French poodle. So there was no more trouble
-with smoke in the Stubtail cave-house, and when
-Beckie and Neddie came home from school they
-made molasses taffy on the stove.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So that’s all I can tell you now, but on the
-page after this, in case our cat doesn’t try to walk
-the telephone wire and fall off into the rose bush,
-I’ll tell you about Papa Stubtail in a trap.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/p134.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_135'>135</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XVII<br /> <span class='large'>PAPA STUBTAIL IN A TRAP</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>Now to-night I’m going to tell you a story
-about something sad that happened to Hiram
-Stubtail, the papa bear. And I will not make it
-any sadder than I can help. But still I have to
-tell things exactly as they happened, or it would
-not be fair, and we must always try to be fair and
-honest in this world, no matter what happens.
-Even when we’re sad we must try.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But I will say this, though there is a sad part
-to the story, there is also a glad part. And the
-glad part I’ll put in last, so that when you go to
-bed you will dream about that. I always like
-to have pleasant dreams; don’t you?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Once I dreamed I found a lot of money and
-to make sure I’d have it when I awakened I put
-it under my pillow. But when I woke up the
-money was all gone. Dream money always does
-that, you know. It disappears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And once I dreamed I found a lollypop, and
-when I put my hand under my pillow there it was—all
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_136'>136</span>sticky! My little girl had put it there to
-keep safe for the night. So that part of my
-dream came true.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But I started to tell you about Papa Stubtail’s
-trouble, and I guess you don’t want to hear about
-my troubles.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, one Saturday, when there was no
-school, Beckie and Neddie Stubtail, the two little
-bear children, started off to the woods to see if
-they could have any fun. It was quite cold, and
-it seemed as if it were going to snow, but they did
-not mind that, for they had on their warm fur
-coats.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know what let’s do!” exclaimed Beckie.
-“Let’s go over and call on Uncle Wiggily. You
-know since he found his fortune he has lots of
-money, and he might give us some to get a popcorn
-ball with.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right, I’ll go with you,” agreed Neddie.
-So they went to the house of the old gentleman
-rabbit. They found him at home, and he was
-glad to see them. And, surely enough, he gave
-each of the bear children a penny to buy a popcorn
-ball. Bears are very fond of those sweet
-things, you know.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, while Neddie and Beckie were enjoying
-the popcorn balls, their papa had started to come
-home from where he worked in the bed factory,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_137'>137</span>making nice fuzzy mattresses, fluffing them up
-with his sharp claws, for little bears to sleep on.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will go home a little early to-day,” said Mr.
-Stubtail, to himself, “and take Neddie and
-Beckie to a football game. They will enjoy
-that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, as he was walking along, thinking how
-funny it was for Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear
-gentleman, to put up a stovepipe and get all
-black—as Mr. Stubtail was thinking of this, I
-say—all of a sudden he heard some one crying:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Help! Help! Oh, will no one help me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! Who can that be?” exclaimed Mr.
-Stubtail, looking all around, and thinking maybe
-it might be one of his own children, little Neddie
-or Beckie, in trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But he could see no one, though the voice still
-cried out:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Help! Oh, please help me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I would help you if I could see you,” said Mr.
-Stubtail, looking up and down and sideways and
-even around the corner. Still he could see no
-one, and then the voice said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Here I am, right down by this board fence!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Mr. Stubtail looked more closely, and he
-saw, crouched on the ground, at the bottom of a
-board fence, Jollie Longtail, the little boy mousie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, there you are!” exclaimed Mr. Stubtail.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_138'>138</span>“But why are you crying, Jollie, and why don’t
-you run away?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I can’t run away,” answered the mousie boy,
-“because my long tail is fast through a knot hole
-in the fence, and that is the reason I am crying.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Your tail fast through a knot hole in the
-fence?” exclaimed Mr. Stubtail. “Why, how
-did that happen?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, you see,” explained Jollie. “I was
-creeping along here, looking for a piece of cheese,
-when my tail slipped through the hole. And,
-before I knew it, another boy mousie named
-Snippy-Snoopy, who doesn’t like me, came along
-and tied a knot in my tail so I couldn’t pull it
-back through the hole again. And here I am held
-fast. Will you please untie the knot in my tail?
-I can’t reach it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh course I will!” exclaimed the bear gentleman,
-and very gently, so as not to hurt Jollie,
-he untied the knot in the mousie boy’s tail, so
-Jollie could run along home.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, thank you so much!” he called to Mr.
-Stubtail, most politely. “And if ever I can do
-you a favor I will!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Mr. Stubtail hurried on home, thinking
-how nice it would be to take Beckie and Neddie
-to the football game. And I guess Mr. Stubtail
-was in such a hurry that he did not notice where
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_139'>139</span>he was going for, all of a sudden, he stepped into
-a steel trap.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Snap!” it went shut, catching him on the
-paw. And, oh! how it did hurt.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“My goodness me! Oh, dear! This is
-terrible!” cried Mr. Stubtail. “I am caught!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He tried to pull his paw out but the more he
-pulled the worse it hurt, and he had to stop.
-Then he tried to lift up the trap in his other paw,
-thinking maybe he could carry it to the blacksmith
-shop and have it filed off. But the trap
-was fast to a tree by a big chain and Mr. Stubtail
-could not get it loose. There he was caught fast.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>This is the sad part of the story. I’ll make it
-just as short as I can and get to the glad part.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, poor Mr. Stubtail stood there in the trap
-not knowing what to do. He thought he would
-never see his home again, or his wife, or Neddie,
-or Beckie, nor yet Mr. Whitewash and Aunt
-Piffy and Uncle Wigwag.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” sighed Mr. Stubtail. “What
-ever shall I do? Soon the hunter who put this
-trap here will come along and get me. Then it
-will be all up with Papa Stubtail.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But just then he heard a little rustling in the
-dried leaves, and a tiny voice asked:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Can I help you, Mr. Stubtail?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The bear gentleman looked down and saw
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_140'>140</span>Jollie Longtail, the mousie boy, whose tail he had
-untied a little while ago.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, Jollie, it’s you, is it?” asked Mr. Stubtail.
-“No, I’m afraid you can’t help me. You
-see, this trap and chain are made of iron, and
-though you have very sharp little teeth to gnaw
-through wood, you can’t gnaw iron.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No,” said Jollie, “I can’t do that, but maybe
-I could go and get help for you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So you can!” cried Mr. Stubtail, trying not
-to let the little mousie boy see how much pain
-he was in. “The very thing, Jollie. Run home
-and get Mr. Whitewash and Uncle Wigwag, and
-any one else you can, to come and get me out of
-this trap before the hunter comes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Away ran the mousie boy as fast as he could
-go. But it was a long way to the cave-house—not
-very far for a bear gentleman, perhaps, who
-can take long steps, but quite a distance for a
-little mouse chap.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But I’ll get there in time!” cried Jollie. “I
-must save Mr. Stubtail, for he saved me. I’ll get
-there!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Faster and faster he ran on. Once a bad fox
-tried to grab Jollie, but the mousie hid under a
-log until the fox had passed on. Again a big
-horned owl bird, with staring eyes, swooped
-down on him but Jollie dodged under a stone and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_141'>141</span>the bird stubbed its beak, and didn’t get the
-mouse.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Jollie reached the cave-house and told
-what had happened to Mr. Stubtail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Mrs. Stubtail was so excited that she nearly
-fainted and fell into a tub of water when she
-heard the news.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Aunt Piffy lost her breath completely this
-time, and it was several seconds before Jollie
-could run after it for her and bring it back.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What!” cried Neddie, for he and Beckie had
-come home. “My papa in a trap!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, and he needs help quickly!” cried Jollie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then I’ll go get my uncle and Mr. Whitewash!”
-said Neddie. Off he rushed to find Uncle
-Wigwag and the polar bear gentleman. They
-also got Uncle Wiggily, and Gup, the kind,
-strong horse, and as many other animal gentlemen
-as they could, and back they hurried to where
-Mr. Stubtail was in the trap.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Together, with the help of a kind circus
-elephant, they pulled the trap open and the bear
-gentleman was free. Then they all hurried away
-before the hunter man, with his gun and dogs,
-could get them. Mr. Stubtail limped a little
-and was lame for some time, but that is better
-than staying forever in a trap.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>When he got home his wife was out of the tub
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_142'>142</span>of water, and she and Aunt Piffy made some nice
-salve for Mr. Stubtail’s sore foot. Then they had
-a lovely supper with honey ice cream, and everybody
-was happy and they couldn’t do enough for
-Jollie Longtail. And this is the glad part of
-the story.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So this shows you that you should always
-untie a knot in a mousie’s tail if you can, for you
-never can tell when a mousie might help you.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And no more to-night, if you please, but very
-soon, if the milkman’s horse doesn’t come up on
-our front stoop and take our doormat to wipe
-his feet on, I’ll tell you about Mamma Stubtail’s
-honey cakes.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_143'>143</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XVIII<br /> <span class='large'>MAMMA STUBTAIL’S HONEY CAKES</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, mamma!” cried little Neddie Stubtail,
-the bear cub, as he got ready to go to school one
-morning. “What is it that smells so good in
-your kitchen?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What smells so good?” spoke Mrs. Stubtail,
-the mamma bear. “Well, I don’t know.
-Maybe it’s the tea kettle boiling.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, mamma, you’re joking just as Uncle
-Wigwag often does,” said Beckie, the little bear
-girl. “I, too, smell something good. Are you
-making candy?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now, you children just run along to school
-and say your lessons,” said Mrs. Stubtail, as she
-looked to see if there was any stove blacking on
-her apron. But there was none, I’m glad to say.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Little bears should be seen and not heard,”
-said Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady bear, as she
-came up from down cellar, where she had been
-looking to see if any dust had gotten in the eyes
-of the potatoes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_144'>144</span>“Oh, but we smell something good!” cried
-Neddie. “Do tell us what it is, mamma.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he and his sister Beckie sniffed and
-snuffed real hard, to try and find out what it
-was that smelled so good. It was like molasses
-candy and popcorn and lollypops and ice cream
-cones, all rolled into one. But Neddie and
-Beckie could not tell exactly what it was.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, the school bell rang just then, and
-they had to run on to their lessons, so they didn’t
-have time to find out what it was their mamma
-was cooking in the kitchen that smelled so nice.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But at noontime, when they came home for
-dinner, they discovered the secret. Neddie ate
-up his dessert and then he blinked both his eyes
-at his sister Beckie. That meant, in bear
-language:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Come on outside. I want to talk to you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Beckie wiggled both her ears and this
-meant: “All right. I’ll be out in a minute.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And when Beckie met Neddie outside the
-house and they were on their way to school,
-Beckie asked:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What is it, Neddie? What smelled so
-good?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It’s honey cakes,” said he.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Honey cakes?” exclaimed Beckie. “Why,
-we don’t have them until Christmas.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_145'>145</span>“I know,” said Neddie, “but it’s almost
-Christmas now. Mamma is making a lot of
-honey cakes. That’s what smelled so good this
-morning. They’ll be done this afternoon and
-she’ll put them out on the back steps to cool, as
-she always does.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, is that all?” asked Beckie, anxious-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, not quite,” said Neddie. “When we
-come home from school you and I will go softly
-up on the back stoop and we’ll get some of the
-honey cakes. They’ll be cool by then.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but that’s not right!” cried Beckie,
-“We can’t eat mamma’s honey cakes without
-asking her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I didn’t say anything about eating them,”
-spoke Neddie. “I just said we’d take a few
-cakes in our paws. Then we’ll go to mamma and
-say we saw the cakes out on the back stoop, and
-we’ll ask her if we can eat them. Mind you, we
-won’t take so much as a smitch of one before we
-ask her!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But when she sees we have the cakes of
-course she’ll let us take a nibble. Even Aunt
-Piffy would do that. Otherwise we’d never get
-a honey cake until Christmas. Will you do it?”
-asked Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_146'>146</span>“Oh, well; yes, I guess so,” said Beckie. “But
-I’m afraid it isn’t exactly right.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yes, it is,” said Neddie. “Now, come on
-to school, and when we come home this afternoon
-we’ll get some honey cakes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But I’m afraid, after all, that what Neddie
-was going to do was not exactly right. However,
-let us see what happens, as the telephone
-girl says.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie and Beckie went on to school, but they
-did not do very well in their lessons, for they
-were thinking so much about honey cakes. And
-if they had known that Uncle Wigwag, the old
-bear gentleman, who was always playing tricks,
-had heard them talking about what they were
-going to do, maybe they would not have felt so
-happy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>For Uncle Wigwag, hiding behind a stump,
-had heard just what Neddie and Beckie had
-planned to do to get some honey cakes. And the
-old joking gentleman bear said to himself:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now, I’ll play a joke on those children. It
-isn’t right for them to do that, and I’ll teach
-them a lesson.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he went out on the back steps, where the
-pans of honey cakes were cooling. Honey
-cakes, you know, are made from honey and sugar
-and other sweet things, and are very good.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_147'>147</span>Little bear children love them more than anything
-else.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Let me see now. What trick shall I play?”
-said Uncle Wigwag to himself. “Oh, I know.
-I’ll put a lot of glue on the back steps, and make
-them all sticky like fly paper. Then, when
-Neddie and Beckie come up to get the honey
-cakes they’ll step in the glue, and they’ll be held
-fast, and they’ll make such a fuss that their
-mamma and Aunt Piffy will hear them. They’ll
-come out, and I guess those bear cubs will never
-take any more honey cakes without asking.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Uncle Wigwag got a lot of sticky glue
-from the doll factory where they glue dolls’ wigs
-on, and he spread the sticky stuff all over the
-back steps, where, on the top rail, Mrs. Stubtail
-had set the honey cakes to cool.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh, how delicious they smelled! Uncle Wigwag
-could not help taking one, but of course that
-was all right, as he paid his board to Mrs. Stubtail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Uncle Wigwag spread out the sticky
-glue, taking care not to step in it himself, and
-then he went and hid behind a stump to see what
-would happen when Neddie and Beckie came
-softly along to get the honey cakes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But something else happened. I’ll tell you
-all about it if you’ll listen.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_148'>148</span>Neddie and Beckie hurried out of school that
-afternoon. They had managed to get through
-their lessons, and were very anxious to eat some
-of the honey cakes—that is, if their mamma
-would let them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I hope they’re out on the stoop when we get
-there,” said Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, you honey cakes!” exclaimed Neddie,
-jolly-like. “Of course they’ll be there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And just then, as it happened, there was a bad
-old wolf behind the fence. And he heard what
-the bear cub children were saying.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Honey cakes, eh?” exclaimed the wolf. “I
-guess I’ll go get some for myself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he ran through the woods, a shorter way
-than Neddie and Beckie went, and the old wolf
-got there first, just as the one did in the Little
-Red Riding Hood story.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah! ha!” exclaimed the wolf, as he smelled
-the honey cakes. “Now for a good meal! I’m
-glad I heard Neddie and Beckie talking about
-this. Oh, you honey cakes!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The old wolf went softly to the stoop. He
-looked all around, but he saw no one. Mrs. Stubtail
-was washing the dishes and Aunt Piffy had
-gone to lie down and take a nap. Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear, was over visiting Uncle
-Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_149'>149</span>Uncle Wigwag, as we know, was hiding behind
-the stump.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The wolf saw no one, and up the back steps
-he went to get the honey cakes that were set out
-there to cool. But something happened.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>All of a sudden the wolf stepped in the glue
-and stuck fast. All four feet were caught in the
-sticky stuff and when the wolf tried to get loose
-he only stuck the faster.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, wow!” howled the wolf. “Oh, dear,
-I’m caught!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Uncle Wigwag, hiding behind the stump,
-heard the noisy noise and, not yet having seen
-the wolf, he cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha! Now I have caught Neddie and
-Beckie. I guess this will be a lesson to them not
-to take honey cakes again!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Out rushed the old gentleman bear, and when
-he saw the wolf caught in the glue, instead of the
-little bear cub children, Uncle Wigwag did not
-know what to say, he was so surprised.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And when the wolf saw the bear gentleman
-he cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear! Don’t bite me! I’ll be good! I’ll
-not take any of your honey cakes!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You’d better not,” spoke Uncle Wigwag.
-And then the wolf was so frightened that he
-managed to pull his feet loose from the sticky
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_150'>150</span>glue, and away he ran without a single honey
-cake.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And when Neddie and Beckie came along
-later to take some cakes, intending to ask if they
-could eat them, they found every one so excited
-at the bear cave that they didn’t take any cakes
-at all. Besides, Mamma Stubtail had lifted the
-honey cakes inside after the wolf made such a
-racket.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But you were almost caught!” said Uncle
-Wigwag to Neddie and Beckie, as he told them
-what he had heard them say. Then they promised
-never to think of such a thing again, and their
-mamma gave them each some nice honey cakes for
-supper. But the wolf had none, and it served
-him right.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Uncle Wigwag played his trick just the
-same, though, on a wolf instead of the bear
-children. Then Aunt Piffy scrubbed all the glue
-off the back steps and everybody was happy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And in the next story, if the molasses jug
-doesn’t go down cellar and cry in the coal-bin so
-the coal is all stuck up, I’ll tell you about Neddie
-and the kindling wood.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_151'>151</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XIX<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND THE KINDLING WOOD</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Neddie! Neddie! Where are you?” called
-Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, one afternoon
-as she stood on the back steps, which were still
-colored dark from the glue that Uncle Wigwag
-had put there, the time Neddie and Beckie were
-going to take the honey cakes, as I told you in
-the other story. “Neddie! Neddie!” called the
-mamma bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>There was no answer for a moment, and then
-Tommie, the little kitten boy, came running as
-fast as he could run.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What’s the matter, Tommie Kat?” asked
-Mrs. Stubtail. “Is a bad rat chasing you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, no, not a bad rat,” answered Tommie,
-as he quickly hid under an old ash can. “You
-see we’re playing hide and seek, and Neddie,
-he’s it. I’m hiding away from him. Don’t tell
-where I am; will you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Of course not,” said Mrs. Stubtail, with a
-laugh. “So that’s why Neddie didn’t answer
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_152'>152</span>me,” she went on. “He’s playing a game. Very
-well, Tommie Kat, but when you get in homefree,
-or when Neddie finds you, just tell him for
-me, if you please, that I want to see him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will,” promised Tommie Kat, and then he
-pulled his tail in close under the ash can so when
-Neddie came to look for him he wouldn’t see
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Truly enough, in a short time, Neddie Stubtail,
-the little boy bear, came looking for all the
-animal children who were playing the game. He
-found Jimmie Wibblewobble, the boy duck, hiding
-under some corn meal sacks. Then he saw
-Johnnie Bushytail, the squirrel, in a nut bag,
-and Neddie saw Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow
-cuddled up together behind the rain water
-barrel.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Neddie could not find Tommie Kat, and
-finally the little boy bear had to call out:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Givie up! Givie up! Come on in free!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>This meant that when Tommie ran out from
-where he was hiding Neddie would not tag him,
-and the kitten boy would not be “it.” So out
-Tommie came from under the ash can, and
-Neddie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, so that’s where you were; eh?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Sure I was,” said Tommie. “But say,
-Neddie, your mamma wants you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_153'>153</span>“Really?” asked Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Really, truly, and truly ruly,” laughed
-Tommie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Just then Mrs. Stubtail came out and called
-again:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neddie! Neddie! I want you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What is it, mamma?” asked Neddie, politely,
-and wondering where he would hide when it came
-his turn.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I want you to bring me in some kindling
-wood for the stove, so I can easily make a fire in
-the morning to get breakfast,” said the bear lady.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, mamma, I don’t want to!” exclaimed
-Neddie. “I want to play hide and seek some
-more. It’s my turn to hide, and I know a dandy
-place where they can’t find me. Sammie Littletail,
-the rabbit, has to be it, and he’ll never find
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, my dear little bear boy,” spoke Mrs.
-Stubtail, “I know you like to play, but you must
-also help me. Bringing in the wood is one of
-your tasks. So don’t make a fuss about it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right, mamma, I won’t,” said Neddie,
-eagerly. “Only do I have to bring in the wood
-right away?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It would be better to get it in before dark,”
-said Mrs. Stubtail, “but I don’t mind if you
-wait a little while longer. Only don’t forget it,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_154'>154</span>and don’t be too long. It soon gets dark, you
-know, and you can’t see to get me nice sticks of
-wood. But go on and play a while longer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Mrs. Stubtail wanted to be kind to Neddie,
-but she also wished him to feel that he had certain
-things to do, and must do them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Neddie went on playing hide and seek,
-and he hid in the big clothes basket that was in
-the yard. He pulled a clean sheet from the line
-over him, and really the basket looked as though
-it were filled with clothes from the wash.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Of course when Sammie Littletail, the rabbit
-boy, who was searching for the other animals
-this time, passed by the basket, he only saw the
-sheet, and never thought that Neddie was hiding
-under it. So Sammie didn’t find Neddie, though
-he did all the other animal boys, and such fun
-as Neddie had when he ran in home free.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I told you that you couldn’t find me!” he
-said, as he tried to stand on one ear, but he
-couldn’t because his ear bent double. Then
-Neddie fell down, and he knocked over Peetie
-Bow Wow and Peetie bumped up against Jimmie
-Wibblewobble, the duck, and for a time it looked
-just like an animal circus.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Neddie Stubtail was having so much fun
-that he forgot all about bringing in the kindling
-wood for his mamma. Then, all of a sudden it
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_155'>155</span>got dark—so dark that the animal boys couldn’t
-play hide and seek any more—and Neddie remembered
-the wood.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” he exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What’s the matter?” asked Charlie Chick,
-who was also playing the game.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I forgot all about the wood,” spoke Neddie.
-“You stay and help me carry it in; won’t you?
-I’ll give you a honey cake, if you do, Charlie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I’d like to very much,” said Charlie
-Chick, “for I am very fond of honey cakes. But
-my mamma told me to come home just as soon
-as it got dark. I’ve got to help shell some yellow
-corn for breakfast. Good-bye!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Charlie Chick trotted off to his chicken
-coop, and all the other animal boys went to
-their homes, though Neddie asked each of them
-to stay and help him bring in the wood.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But none of them could, for they, too, had
-little things to do at home.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” sighed Neddie. “I’ve got to
-bring in the kindling wood all alone. And it’s
-dark! But I suppose it serves me right for letting
-it go so long. Next time I’ll not.” And I
-suppose it did serve Neddie right, though that
-did not make it any the more pleasant.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the little bear boy went out to the woodpile.
-It was so dark he could hardly see, but still he
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_156'>156</span>was brave, and he made up his mind he was not
-going to ask Uncle Wigwag, or Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear, to help him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“For it’s my own fault for not bringing in
-the wood earlier,” thought Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He hurried all he could, and brought in one
-pawful, which he put in the wood-box behind the
-stove. His mamma didn’t say anything when
-Neddie stood there in the kitchen a minute, sort
-of waiting-like, as though he hoped she would
-excuse him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Mamma Stubtail really felt sorry for her little
-bear cub, but she knew it would be a good lesson
-to him. And there are more kinds of lessons in
-this world than you learn from your school books,
-you know.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie went out to the woodpile again,
-and it was darker than ever. The little bear boy
-piled his paws full of the firesticks and started
-for the house. It was quite a distance, and before
-Neddie got there some one stepped up behind
-him and grabbed him tightly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried the little bear boy. “Who
-is it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It is I! The skillery-scalery alligator!” was
-the answer, given in a shivery sort of voice. “At
-last I have you! I have been waiting until it
-was dark enough for me to carry you off without
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_157'>157</span>any one seeing me. Now I’ve got you.
-Come along!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, I’m not going!” cried Neddie, and he
-struggled to get loose. But he couldn’t, for the
-’gator held him too tightly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, help! help!” cried poor Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hush! No more of that!” snarled the
-skillery alligator, and he held one paw over
-Neddie’s mouth so the little bear boy couldn’t call
-for help.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Come along!” cried the alligator, and he
-started to drag Neddie away.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then the little bear cub thought of something.
-In his paws were a lot of sharp, jagged
-sticks of wood. As quickly as a flash Neddie
-dropped all but one of these sticks of wood. This
-one he grasped tightly in his paws, and with that
-stick he gave that bad alligator such a whack on
-his nose that tears came into his eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, wow! Trolley cars, and ice cream cones!
-What happened to me?” cried the alligator.
-“Did it thunder and lightning?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No! I did it with my little stick!” cried
-Neddie and he gave the ’gator another whack,
-if you will excuse my saying so. Then the
-alligator cried “Wow!” again, and more tears
-came into his eyes, and he could not see through
-so much salt water, and then Neddie managed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_158'>158</span>to wiggle loose and run into the house. And
-the ’gator had too much of a toothache to follow,
-so the little bear boy got away after all. And
-the skillery-scalery alligator went to the dentist’s,
-to have his tooth fixed.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>After that, Uncle Wigwag helped the little
-bear boy bring in the rest of the wood, and never
-again did Neddie let his work go until dark.
-And on the next page, if the coffee grinder
-doesn’t take a bite out of the gas stove and make
-it sing in its sleep, I’ll tell you about Beckie and
-her cough medicine.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_159'>159</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XX<br /> <span class='large'>BECKIE AND HER COUGH MEDICINE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ker-choo! Ker-choo! Ker-choo!” sneezed
-little Beckie Stubtail, the bear girl, as she sat up
-in her bed of straw one night. “Ker-choo! A-ker-choo!
-Boo-hoo!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“My goodness me sakes alive and some castor
-oil!” cried Aunt Piffy, the nice old bear lady,
-waking up from a sound sleep in the next room.
-“What ever is the matter, Beckie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear! I don’t know!” cried Beckie, as
-she rubbed her eyes in the dark. “But I feel so
-queer! My nose is all stopped up, and I can’t
-breathe and my throat tickles and I’m cold——”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh my goodness!” cried Aunt Piffy, jumping
-out of bed so quickly that she almost stepped
-on the pussy cat’s tail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, had also
-heard her little cub girl sneezing and coughing,
-and Mamma Stubtail jumped up too, and ran
-to Beckie’s room, turning up the night light so
-she could see what was the matter.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_160'>160</span>“What is it, Beckie? What has happened?”
-asked mamma.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear! I’m so miserable,” said poor
-Beckie, crying.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, no wonder!” remarked Aunt Piffy.
-“See, she is all uncovered, and she has taken
-cold. We must put her feet in hot mustard
-water at once, and send for Dr. Possum. Oh,
-the dear child is going to be ill!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I hope not,” said Mamma Stubtail, but she
-was afraid just the same.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then such a time as there was with the two
-lady bears bustling around to look after Beckie.
-And all through it Papa Stubtail never waked
-up, for he had worked hard that day, and was a
-sound sleeper. But Uncle Wigwag, the funny
-old bear gentleman, did awaken, and, putting
-on his dressing gown and slippers, he stuck his
-head in Beckie’s room, and asked:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Is there anything I can do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” said Aunt Piffy. “You might heat
-some water. We want to give Beckie a hot
-bath.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will,” said Uncle Wigwag, and he didn’t
-try to play any tricks at all then, but heated the
-water at once. And Uncle Wigwag was very
-fond, too, of playing tricks and jokes, let me tell
-you.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_161'>161</span>Well, soon Beckie was nice and warm, and she
-had soaked her paws in mustard water, and taken
-some sweet medicine. And all this while
-Neddie her little bear brother, had not awakened
-from his sleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Mamma Stubtail and Aunt Piffy were
-kept very busy until nearly morning looking
-after Beckie. Finally she did not cough or
-sneeze so much, and she fell asleep. Everybody
-was glad.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“When it’s morning we’ll have Dr. Possum,”
-said Mrs. Stubtail, softly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, morning came after a while, but it
-always seems to come very slowly when you are
-awake and waiting for it, especially if some one
-is ill. And Beckie was quite ill. She seemed to
-get worse all the while.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>When Dr. Possum came, right after breakfast,
-he felt of Beckie’s paw to tell how fast her
-pulse was beating. Then he made her put out
-her tongue to see how red it was, and the animal
-doctor gentleman said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, Beckie is a pretty sick little bear girl.
-But I think I can cure her. She needs some
-cough medicine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Will it be bad, bitter medicine, doctor?”
-asked Beckie, as she sat up in bed, with a dry-leaf
-quilt wrapped around her.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_162'>162</span>“Well, Beckie, I might as well tell you the
-truth, for you would find it out anyhow as soon
-as you tasted it,” said Dr. Possum. “The cough
-medicine is going to be very bitter and bad. I
-will not deceive you. But I can do one thing—I
-can make it a pretty color.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Do, please, then,” begged Beckie. “But
-why is it that you doctors can’t make medicine
-that is not bitter?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll tell you why, Beckie,” spoke Dr. Possum.
-“You see the bad cold or other disease gets inside
-you and it likes you so well it stays there, and
-as long as it stays you can’t get better. So we
-give bitter medicines—not to you, but to the bad
-cold that’s inside you.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And when the cold sees that bad, bitter
-medicine coming down your dear little red throat,
-the cold says to itself:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“‘Ha! Hum! This is no place for me! I’d
-better get out!’ And out the cold goes, and then
-you get better. That’s what bitter medicines are
-for.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I see,” said Beckie. “Well, I’ll take it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And you can make as many faces as you like
-when you swallow it,” said Dr. Possum with a
-laugh. Then he mixed up some bitter cough
-medicine for Beckie, but he colored it pink, just
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_163'>163</span>to match the shade of the little bear girl’s hair
-ribbon.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“There, now,” said the possum doctor gentleman.
-“You can make believe it’s pink candy
-syrup, Beckie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll have to make believe very, very hard to do
-that,” said Beckie, smiling the least little bit.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Dr. Possum went away, and Beckie had
-her first dose of the bitter cough medicine. It
-was so bad and sour and puckery that she made a
-terribly funny face when she took it. It was such
-a funny, queer face that Neddie, her brother, who
-was watching her take the medicine, had to laugh.
-And, as he was drinking a glass of water just at
-that minute, the water spilled all over him, of
-course.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, Neddie,” said his mamma, “I guess
-you had better go on to school. This is no place
-for you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie went to school, and Beckie stayed
-home with her cough and the pink, bitter cough
-medicine. For some time she felt quite miserable,
-and then the medicine made her sleepy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And Aunt Piffy, who was taking care of
-Beckie, said to herself:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, now, as long as she’s quiet, I’ll have
-time to run across the street and get some sugar
-from Mrs. Wibblewobble, the duck lady. I will
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_164'>164</span>make Beckie a little sugar candy to take after
-her medicine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Aunt Piffy, leaving Beckie asleep, stepped
-out of the bear cave. And, as it happened, Mrs.
-Stubtail had gone out, too. She went over to
-Mrs. Kat’s house to see about getting a thimbleful
-of thread to sew some shoe buttons on Mr.
-Stubtail’s coat. That left Beckie sleeping all
-alone in the house, for Neddie, her brother, had
-gone to school, and Mr. Whitewash, the polar
-bear, had gone out hunting after honey, and
-Uncle Wigwag, the funny bear, was over calling
-on Grandfather Goosey Gander, the duck gentleman.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And a bad old lion, who used to work in a circus,
-came along just then. Seeing the door of
-the bear cave open, as Aunt Piffy had left it
-when she went out, the lion said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha! I’m going in here! Perhaps I shall
-find something good to eat!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>In he went, and he saw Beckie asleep in her
-bed.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha! A little bear girl!” growled the lion.
-“The very thing for me! I’ll take her away with
-me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He was lifting Beckie up in his big paws, and
-was just walking away with her, when the little
-bear girl awoke. And she was so frightened
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_165'>165</span>at seeing the lion that she coughed and sneezed
-and choked something dreadful. Oh, yes, indeed!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“A-ker-choo! Ker-fooz! Ach! Hoch!
-Pitzel!” sneezed Beckie. “Oh, dear!” she cried.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Keep quiet!” said the lion, rudely enough.
-“Some one will hear you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That’s what I want,” said Beckie. “Oh,
-please let me alone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No! No!” growled the lion. Then Beckie
-coughed some more, and her throat hurt her, and
-she saw the bottle of pink, bitter medicine Dr.
-Possum had left on her table.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, please let me take some of that pink
-stuff!” begged Beckie of the lion.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now, the lion had some good in him, after all,
-and when he saw how much Beckie was suffering,
-he handed her the bottle of cough medicine.
-Beckie took some, and it stopped her cough at
-once, but she made such a funny face when she
-swallowed it that the lion cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! That must be fine stuff to have you
-make such a funny face. I must look into this.
-Yes, indeed!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Would you like some of my cough medicine?”
-asked Beckie, hoping the lion would take
-some. She knew what it would do to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Indeed, I will,” the lion said; “I’ll drink the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_166'>166</span>whole bottle full of pink stuff, and then you’ll
-see what a queer face I’ll make.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the lion tipped up the bottle of bitter, sour,
-pink cough medicine and swallowed it all at once.
-Of course it wasn’t meant to be taken that way—not
-even by a lion—all at once.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And such a face as the lion made! It was seven
-different kinds of a face at once, and then the lion
-howled and roared and said, “Oh, dear!” for his
-throat seemed to be on fire.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then, without trying to bother Beckie any
-more, out of the window the lion jumped, to run
-off to find some ice water, so his throat wouldn’t
-burn from the cough medicine.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Of course Beckie’s medicine was all gone, but
-it did not matter, for her cold was soon better.
-I don’t know whether it was from the medicine
-she took, or whether the lion scared the cold away.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, Beckie got all well, and the lion didn’t
-bother her again for more than a week.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And, if the bag of peanuts doesn’t step on the
-elephant’s toe and make him sneeze, I’ll tell you
-next about Neddie and the tooting horn.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_167'>167</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXI<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND THE TOOTING HORN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mamma, can’t Beckie come out and play?”
-asked Neddie, the little bear boy, as he ran home
-from school one afternoon. “I came home early
-on purpose. It was such a nice, sunny day that
-teacher said I might come out before the others,
-to amuse Beckie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That was very kind of you,” spoke Mrs.
-Stubtail, “and I think I will let Beckie out a
-little while. But you must look after her, and
-see that she does not stay late, for it gets cold
-after the sun goes down, and you know she is
-hardly over her cough yet.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I’ll be careful of her,” said Neddie, and
-he was so glad he could take out his little sick
-sister, that he stood up on the end of his short,
-stubby tail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>That is, Neddie tried to stand on the end of
-his tail, but the truth of the matter is, my dear
-little friends, that Neddie was getting to be such
-a fat, heavy little chap of a bear cub that his tail
-would not hold him any more.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_168'>168</span>So over he fell, ker-thump-o! But he landed
-in a pile of leaves so he was not hurt at all.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Don’t let Beckie try that, Neddie,” said Mrs.
-Stubtail, with a laugh. “She is only just out of
-a sick bed, you know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I won’t!” laughed Neddie, as he picked himself
-up and brushed off the leaves. You know I
-told you, in the story before this one, how Beckie
-had to take some pink, bitter medicine for her
-cough that Dr. Possum gave her. Hold on, I
-don’t mean that Dr. Possum gave her the cough—no,
-he gave her the medicine to cure it. And a
-bad lion got in after Beckie, and he swallowed
-the whole bottle of medicine and that gave him
-such a conniption fit that he was glad to leave the
-little girl bear alone.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So while Neddie waited outside the bear cave,
-Mrs. Stubtail went inside to get Beckie ready
-to take a little walk in the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, it is just lovely to get out again, after
-being in the house so long!” sighed Beckie, as
-she walked along with her brother Neddie, holding
-his paw.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie was as nice as could be, and he walked
-slowly with his sister who had been ill, taking
-good care that she did not stumble over a stick
-or a stone.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>On and on they went, and pretty soon, when
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_169'>169</span>Neddie was thinking it was about time to start
-for home with his sister, all of a sudden they
-heard a tooting horn in the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hark! what’s that?” cried Beckie, giving
-a jump.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t know,” answered Neddie, and he
-looked all around, ready to run in case there
-should be danger.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Maybe it’s a hunter and his dogs,” suggested
-Beckie. “Oh, Neddie, I’m so frightened!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Don’t be frightened, Beckie,” he said gently.
-“I’ll take care of you. Maybe, after all, it’s only
-the nice trained bear, George, and the professor
-man who toots on his brass horn.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but if it’s he maybe he’ll want to take us
-back to the circus barn,” went on Beckie. “I
-wouldn’t like that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Nor I,” said Neddie. “But I don’t believe
-it is. Let’s take a look.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the two bear children looked all around, and
-then they heard the tooting horn again. And
-this time they saw who was blowing it. It was
-a hunter man, and he had his gun and his dog
-with him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Quick! Jump behind this big tree!” cried
-Neddie, and he helped Beckie to hide herself.
-They were only just in time, too, for just then the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_170'>170</span>hunter looked around, and he might have seen
-the bear children, except for the tree.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then the hunter blew his horn again, and, not
-seeing anything to shoot, he whistled to his dog,
-put his gun over his shoulder and slinging the
-horn by his side, down the hill he went, leaving
-Beckie and Neddie alone. And, oh, how happy
-they were!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I’m glad that’s over,” said Beckie,
-with a long breath. “We won’t come to these
-woods again.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess not,” said Neddie. “Let’s hurry
-home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What kind of a horn was it that the hunter
-man had?” asked Beckie, as she and her brother
-took hold of paws again, and started for home.
-“It wasn’t at all like the one the professor man
-blew on. His was brass.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know it,” answered Neddie, “and this one
-was made of birch bark, rolled up like a cornucopia
-such as come on Christmas trees. Only
-those are filled with candy, and this one had
-nothing but air in it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I see,” said Beckie. “And can you blow on
-a birch bark horn, Neddie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I can blow a little bit on that kind of a horn,”
-said Neddie. “But we’d better not stop now
-to try it. Let’s hurry home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_171'>171</span>So the two little bear children went on, over
-hills and dales, and through the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now, whether they were not careful to take
-the right path, or whether the hunter and his dog
-and gun had so scared them that they didn’t know
-what they were doing, I can’t begin to say. It
-might have been one thing, and then, again, on the
-other hand, it might have been something else.
-And I don’t want to make a mistake.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, the first thing Beckie and Neddie
-realized was that they were lost. They didn’t
-know where they were, nor how to get home.
-All they knew was that they were in the woods,
-some distance from home, and night was coming
-on.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie, when she saw that
-Neddie did not know his way home. “Oh, dear
-me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Don’t worry, sister dear,” he said. “I’ll take
-care of you,” and he put his paws about her.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I know you will,” said Beckie, “and
-you are as kind as you can be; but, still, and with
-all that, if I stay out after dark my cold may
-get worse again, and I’ll have to take more of that
-bitter medicine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You can’t!” exclaimed Neddie. “The bad
-lion swallowed it all for you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but Dr. Possum can make plenty more,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_172'>172</span>and maybe worse than that!” cried Beckie.
-“Oh, dear! Where is our home? It’s lost!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, it’s we who are lost,” said Neddie, with
-a laugh. “Our house is just where it always
-was.” And he giggled again. He didn’t feel
-very much like laughing, you know, but he did
-it to cheer up his little sister. It’s a good thing
-to laugh, sometimes, even when you don’t feel
-like it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, it kept getting darker and darker, and
-Beckie was more and more frightened, even
-though Neddie was as jolly as he could be.
-Finally he said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“We’ll just call for help. Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear, or our papa, or Uncle Wigwag
-might be roaming through these woods, and
-they’d hear us and take us home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, then, holler as loudly as you can,” said
-Beckie. “Perhaps mamma, or Aunt Piffy, is
-out looking for us.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the two little bear children called as loudly
-as they could. Again and again they shouted,
-but only the echoes answered them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It’s of no use!” said Beckie, and she was
-almost ready to cry, for her cough was hurting
-her again. Then Neddie thought of something.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I have it!” he cried. “I’ll make a tooting
-horn out of birch bark, like the one the hunter
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_173'>173</span>man had. I’ll blow on the horn, and surely some
-one will hear that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, goodie!” cried Beckie, clapping her
-paws. Then she felt better.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie with his sharp claws quickly stripped
-off some white birch bark from a tree. He
-rolled the bark into a sort of cornucopia, large
-at one end and small at the other. He put the
-small end to his mouth.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Toot! Toot! Toot!” went the little bear
-boy on the birch bark horn. Again and again
-he blew it. Finally Beckie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I hear some one coming!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Surely enough there was a sound in the bushes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Come and get us!” cried Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m coming,” said a voice, and then, instead
-of their papa or uncle bear, out jumped the
-bad old skillery-scalery alligator.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now I have you!” he cried, snapping his
-teeth.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, no, you haven’t!” said Neddie. And
-with that he blew such a blast from the tooting
-horn in the face of the ’gator that the bad creature
-turned a somersault and a peppersault mixed together
-and away he ran back to the drug store,
-where he belonged. Then Neddie blew some
-more tunes on the tooting horn, and this time
-his papa, who was searching in the woods, heard
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_174'>174</span>him and came to get his little boy and girl bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie and Beckie weren’t lost any more,
-and soon they were safely home, and I’m glad
-to say that Beckie’s cough got no worse. And
-they had hot mush for supper with sweet molasses
-on.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And in the next story, if the lady downstairs
-doesn’t come up and take my typewriter to get
-her baby asleep with, I’ll tell you about Beckie
-and the hand-organ man.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/p174.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_175'>175</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXII<br /> <span class='large'>BECKIE AND THE HAND-ORGAN MAN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Beckie,” said Mrs. Stubtail, the lady bear,
-as she came into the sitting-room in the cave-house
-where the little cub girl was playing with
-her rubber doll; “Beckie, I wonder if you are
-well enough to go to the store for me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Of course I am, mamma,” answered Beckie.
-“My cold and cough is all cured now. I can go
-to school next week, I think.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I hope so,” said Mrs. Stubtail, “for you
-have been very ill.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>I told you, you know, about how Beckie had
-to take some very bitter, sour medicine, and how
-she fooled the bad lion with it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And, since her illness, Beckie had not been to
-school. But she was better now, and that’s why
-Mrs. Stubtail thought perhaps the little bear girl
-could go to school.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, as long as you think you are able to be
-out,” went on the mamma bear, “I’d like you to
-bring me a cake of yeast. I want to bake some
-bread.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_176'>176</span>“I would go to the store for it myself,” went
-on Mrs. Stubtail, “only I have to stay in the
-house, since Aunt Piffy is visiting over at Mrs.
-Wibblewobble’s duck pond, and I expect Mrs.
-Bow Wow the dog lady might call this afternoon.
-That’s why I asked you to go for the yeast,
-Beckie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, mamma, I don’t in the least mind,” said
-Beckie, politely. “I think the walk will do me
-good. It is a nice day, though it does look as
-though it were going to snow. And I’ll take
-my doll, Isabella Trolleycar Jamkitchen, along
-with me. She needs the air, too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, wrap up warmly,” spoke Mrs. Stubtail,
-“and don’t catch any more cold.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, and I won’t let the cold catch me!”
-laughed Beckie, as she looked for her little red
-jacket, hanging on the hat rack.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the little bear girl started off through the
-woods to go to the store for a yeast cake for her
-mamma.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The store was kept by a nice, kind old pussycat
-lady, and when Beckie got there the pussycat
-was just drinking a saucer of warm milk.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Would you like some, my dear?” asked she
-of Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Thank you, I would,” said the little bear girl,
-politely.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_177'>177</span>So before buying her yeast cake, Beckie had
-some nice, warm milk, and a molasses cookie,
-which the cat lady storekeeper baked all by her
-own self.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now be careful, and don’t lose your change,”
-said the lady cat, as she gave the pennies to
-Beckie. “And put the yeast cake in your pocket,
-where it won’t fall out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will,” answered Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Off she started for home, with the pennies and
-the silver-covered yeast cake rattling about in her
-pocket. Now a yeast cake, as I guess you all
-know, is something to make a loaf of bread light
-and fluffy. The yeast makes the bread all full
-of little holes, so that the butter won’t fall off it
-when you spread it on.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Beckie was going along, thinking how
-much nicer it was to be well than ill, and she was
-wondering what the animal girls would say to her
-when she went back to the school, when, all of a
-sudden, Beckie heard some one crying behind a
-clump of bushes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“My goodness!” cried the little bear girl.
-“That’s a man!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>You see she could tell right away that it was
-no animal crying.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, it’s a man!” thought Beckie, and she
-got ready to run as soon as she could see which
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_178'>178</span>way to go, so as not to run into the man. For
-most men, Beckie knew, would like to carry away
-a little bear cub like herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Beckie heard the crying again and a
-voice said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear! How sad I am. Poor George has
-run away and left me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“George!” thought Beckie. “Why, that was
-the name of the nice, tame, trained bear that
-Neddie and I ran off to travel with some time
-ago. I wonder if that man can be the Professor
-who blew on the shiny, brass horn?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Beckie peeked around the corner of the
-bramble briar bush, behind which the crying man
-was hiding, and she saw that he wasn’t the Professor
-gentleman at all.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He was a hand-organ man, with a nice fur coat,
-and he was crying as hard as he could cry, that
-man was.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t think he’d be cruel to me,” thought
-Beckie. “Anyhow, he’s in trouble, and maybe
-I can help him. Besides, hand-organ men most
-always have monkeys, and if they are kind to the
-monkeys they’ll probably be kind to little bear
-girls. I’m going to ask him if I can help
-him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Just then the hand-organ man cried again, and
-said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_179'>179</span>“Oh, dear! Oh, George, why did you ever
-run away and leave me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh, I forgot to tell you that the reason Beckie
-knew the crying man played a hand-organ was
-because there was a hand-organ standing up
-against a tree near him. Only he wasn’t playing
-it just then. You can’t very well play a hand-organ
-and cry at the same time. At least I never
-saw any one do it, though, of course, it may be
-done.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What is the matter, hand-organ man?” asked
-Beckie, politely, making a little bow, as she
-stepped in front of him. “Why do you cry, and
-who is George? Was he a little bear?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, no,” said the man, who could understand
-bear talk, and speak it, too. “No, George was
-not a bear. He was a monkey, and he used to
-do lots of tricks as I played the music. But he
-has run away and left me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Beckie noticed that there was no monkey
-with the hand-organ, as there should have been,
-by rights.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So you are crying for George; is that it?”
-she asked the man who was wiping away his tears
-on the back of his cap.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That is just why, little bear girl,” he said.
-“I have no monkey to do funny tricks when I
-play the music, and, unless I have a monkey, the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_180'>180</span>people will not give me pennies. Oh, I have no
-money, I can’t get any, and I am so hungry.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Poor hand-organ man!” exclaimed Beckie.
-“Maybe I could be a monkey for you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You!” exclaimed the man. “Why, you are
-too big. But I thank you just the same.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know I am a little larger than a monkey,”
-said Beckie, “but I can do tricks. I learned
-them from some circus animals, when my brother
-Neddie and I ran away with a bear named
-George. At first I thought you meant the bear
-George.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, my monkey was named George, too,”
-said the hand-organ man. “But let me see you
-do some tricks.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Beckie danced around in the woods, and
-played soldier, as she had seen the bear George
-do, and she climbed a tall tree and then she stood
-on her hind paws and begged like a little poodle
-dog, and the man exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, that’s just fine! Now we’ll have a
-little music!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he played a jolly tune and Beckie did more
-tricks. Then the man said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Will you come with me for a while, little bear
-girl, and do tricks for the people while I play?
-In that way I may get some pennies, even if I
-have no monkey.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_181'>181</span>“Yes, I will come with you for a little while,”
-said Beckie, “but I can not stay very long, for
-my mamma expects me home with the yeast
-cake.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Beckie went with the hand-organ man,
-down to the city where he played. And such nice
-tricks as the little bear girl did! The hand-organ
-man said she was better than his monkey, and I
-guess the boys and girls who saw Beckie climb a
-telegraph pole thought so too. Anyhow, the man
-got lots of pennies, which Beckie took up in his
-cap, passing it around in her paws.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then it was time for her to go home, but the
-hand-organ man was sorry to have her leave him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Maybe I’ll help you again some day,” said
-Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I hope so,” said the man, and he didn’t cry
-any more, for he had many pennies to buy food.
-And he gave Beckie half of the pennies for her
-own self. Wasn’t he good?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And on the way home a bad old tiger from the
-circus chased Beckie, but she threw the bright,
-shining yeast cake at him, and the tiger thought
-it was a bullet from a bang-bang gun, and he was
-so frightened for fear he might get shot that he
-ran off and left Beckie alone.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then she picked up the yeast cake, which was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_182'>182</span>only bent sideways a little bit, and got safely
-home with it, and it made a nice loaf of bread.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And on the next page, if the wallpaper doesn’t
-jump down off the ceiling and go to sleep in the
-baby’s crib, I’ll tell<a id='t182'></a> you about Neddie playing the
-piano.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_183'>183</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXIII<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE PLAYS THE PIANO</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Come, Neddie!” cried Mamma Stubtail, the
-lady bear, one day, as she went to the door of the
-cave-house and looked out in front where Neddie,
-the little boy bear, was playing football. “It’s
-time to practice your music lesson, Neddie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried the little bear boy. “I wish
-I was a player-piano!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What a funny wish!” said Beckie, who was
-taking her doll, Elizabeth Jane Huckleberrypie,
-out for a walk.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why do you want to be a player-piano,
-Neddie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then I wouldn’t have to practice my music
-lesson,” said the little bear boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>However, since his mamma had called him,
-Neddie started to go in. Then Tommie and Joie
-Kat, the kitten boys, and Jackie and Peetie Bow
-Wow, the puppy dog boys, called to him:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Where you going, Neddie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_184'>184</span>“I have to practice my music lesson,” he
-answered, and he went into the cave-house, but
-he didn’t feel very happy. He sat down to the
-piano, and he began to play:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c012'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Tinkle-tinkle tinkle-tink!</div>
- <div class='line'>Dum-te dum-dum dum-dum doo!</div>
- <div class='line'>Plinko-plunko smasho-bang!</div>
- <div class='line'>How I wish that I was through!”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'>That’s the kind of a tune Neddie had to play
-for his exercise music practice lesson, and really
-he didn’t do it well at all. For you see he was
-anxious to go back to play football with the boy
-animals.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And that’s often the way it is when real boys
-and girls have to practice music lessons. I wish
-it were not so, for there is nothing nicer in this
-world than music, and in order to play it well
-you have to practice. And some day, if you take
-music lessons, you’ll be glad that you did run up
-and down the piano keyboard with your fingers
-when you had much rather be out having games
-with your friends. For it is very nice to be able
-to play tunes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Neddie didn’t think so as he sat on the
-piano stool, drumming away, and looking at the
-clock, every now and then to see when his time
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_185'>185</span>would be up, so that he could go out and play
-with his animal friends.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Finally the clock struck five and Neddie
-finished his practice with a bang. It wasn’t
-music at all, but he did not care.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hurray!” he cried. “Practice is over. Now
-I can have some fun!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Out of doors he rushed and more than ever
-he wished he were a player-piano, so that all he’d
-have to do would be to jump up and down with
-his feet when he wanted music. That is a good
-way to make nice sounds, too, on the player-piano,
-and I can play one or two pieces myself, that way.
-But, oh, how I wish I could play by hand!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>However, Neddie’s friends were glad to see
-him come out again. They played football and
-nearly broke the window in Mrs. Wibblewobble’s
-duck pen, so that she had to run out and call to
-them:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now, boys, you must go right away from
-here. Play football somewhere else.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie, the little bear boy, and his friends
-had to move along and look for a vacant lot where
-they could kick around their football without
-breaking any windows.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>That night, when Mr. Stubtail, the bear papa,
-came home, he asked Neddie:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_186'>186</span>“Did everything go all right in school to-day?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, sir,” answered Neddie politely.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And when you came home did you practice
-your music lesson?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, sir,” answered Neddie, and he was glad
-he had not skipped it, as he sometimes did.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Very good,” said Mr. Stubtail. “Then on
-Saturday afternoon I will take you and Beckie
-to a nice moving picture show.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, joy!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, happiness!” said Neddie, and he was
-glad again that he had not missed his music
-practice.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, that night, after Neddie had finished his
-home school-work, he wanted to sit up a little
-longer to read a fairy story. His mamma let him
-do this, but when it came time for Neddie to go to
-bed, he had not finished the story. So he begged:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, can’t I stay up just a little longer,
-mamma?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then, as he had been such a good boy, Mrs.
-Stubtail said that he might, so Neddie settled
-down into the deep-cushioned easy chair, and read
-all about how the pink fairy turned herself into a
-pumpkin and rolled down hill so the giant
-couldn’t make a Jack-o’-lantern of her.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then quite a lot of things happened. Mrs.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_187'>187</span>Kat, the mother of Tommie and Joie and Kittie
-Kat, came in to call on Mrs. Stubtail. And
-Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady,
-came to ask Aunt Piffy what the old lady bear
-did for dyspepsia when she ate cheese for supper.
-And Grandfather Goosey Gander came in to
-play a game of Scotch checkers with Uncle Wigwag,
-while Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear, went
-out to look for a cake of ice on which to sleep, for,
-he always liked things cold, you know.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And there were so many things going on that
-no one thought anything about Neddie. There
-he sat in the big chair, reading the fairy story
-until he fell asleep. Then, as it happened, all the
-company went home at once and in a hurry, and
-when Papa and Mamma Stubtail locked up the
-cave-house, and put the cat down cellar, no one
-thought that Neddie was asleep in the big chair.
-His sister Beckie had gone up to bed some time
-ago, and every one thought Neddie was in bed
-also.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So upstairs in the cave-house went all the big
-folks, not knowing that Neddie was in the chair.
-And there he stayed until it got real late and
-dark. And, oh, so quiet was it in the house!
-Why, you could have heard a pin drop, if any one
-had let one fall.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>All of a sudden Neddie awakened. He sat up
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_188'>188</span>with a jump, and looked all around in the dark.
-Of course he couldn’t see anything, for it was all
-black.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then, hardly knowing where he was, Neddie
-rubbed his eyes with his paws, but still he could
-scarcely see. Then he noticed a little light from
-the street lamp outside, shining in through the
-window, and he could tell where he was.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why!” he exclaimed, “I’m home, in my
-own house! I fell asleep in the big chair. Huh!
-I guess I’d better go up to bed!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie stretched himself, and was wondering
-if he could find his room in the dark, without
-waking every one up, including Mr. Whitewash,
-who was asleep on a cake of ice, when, all of a
-sudden, Neddie heard a noise. It was right
-under the window, near which he had been sleeping,
-and he listened to a voice, saying:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now we’ll break in through the back door,
-and we’ll take Neddie and Beckie and carry
-them off to our den and never let them out
-again.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, that’s just what we’ll do,” answered
-another voice, and then Neddie tiptoed to the
-window, and looking out he saw two bad old
-lions that had run away from a circus. They
-were coming to get Neddie and Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, what shall I do?” thought Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_189'>189</span>“Those lions can easily break into our house.
-And if I call out to papa and mamma now the
-lions will hear me and they’ll jump in through
-the window and get me before I have a chance to
-run.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, what can I do? How can I scare those
-lions away?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Just then Neddie heard a tiny mousie run up
-and down on the piano keys, making a little
-tinkling sound. This made the little bear boy
-think of something.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I have it!” he whispered to himself in the
-darkness. “I’ll go in to the piano, and I’ll play
-the loudest bang-bang tune I know. Maybe the
-lions will think it’s thunder and lightning and
-guns shooting off, and they may be afraid and
-run away!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie stole into the piano room and, all
-of a sudden, he banged his paws down on the loud
-keys as hard as he could. Then he played on the
-tinkle-tinkle keys, and again on the thunder
-notes. The lions, who were just going to break
-into the cave-house, heard the noise. They had
-never heard music in the dark night before, and
-they thought it was thunder and lightning.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh! wow!” cried one lion, “we’re going to be
-caught in a storm! Come on home to our cave!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m with you!” growled the other lion, shivering,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_190'>190</span>and away they ran, as frightened as could be,
-because Neddie remembered enough of his music
-lesson to make a thunder sound that he had
-practiced several times.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And I’m never going to make a fuss about
-practice again,” he said. “Music is a good thing,
-after all. It scares lions away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Of course everybody in the cave-house woke up
-when Neddie played the piano, and when he told
-his papa and mamma why he did it, to drive away
-the lions, they said he had done just right.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then everything got quiet, and Neddie finished
-his sleep in bed. And nothing more happened.
-So, pretty soon, if the trolley car doesn’t run off
-the track and bunk into the dishpan and make a
-big dent in it, I’ll tell you about Neddie and
-Beckie going to a party.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_191'>191</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXIV<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND BECKIE AT A PARTY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail,
-the little boy and girl bear, came home from
-school, where they had said their lessons, each one
-getting a good mark for not whispering—one
-day, as they ran in the house to get a honey cake,
-they saw two little white envelopes lying on the
-dining-room table.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hello!” exclaimed Neddie, looking at them.
-“Here’s some post-office mail mamma has forgotten
-to open.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll take it to her,” spoke Beckie, as she put
-her school books on the sideboard; “I think she’s
-in the kitchen. And while I’m out there I’ll
-get the honey cakes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Good!” cried Neddie, as he wiggled his little
-tail. “And while you are about it, get as many
-honey cakes as you can, Beckie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will,” answered the little bear girl. Bears
-are very fond of sweet cakes, you know, especially
-if they have honey in them.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But when Beckie took up the tiny envelopes
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_192'>192</span>she gave a little squeal of surprise, just like a
-baby piggie under a gate, and she said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, Neddie! These are for us—they are
-letters, with our names on!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Are they?” asked Neddie. “Sure enough!”
-he cried as he looked. “I wonder who can be
-writing to us?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“The best way would be to open them and
-find out,” suggested Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady
-bear, as she came up from down cellar, where
-she had gone to keep the apples from getting
-lonesome. Oh, Aunt Piffy was the kindest old
-lady bear you ever heard of. She was even kind
-to the apples and potatoes, and all things like
-that.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Open your letters,” she said to Neddie and
-Beckie, “and then you can tell whom they’re
-from.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie began to tear open her envelope, but
-Neddie, after looking at his for a moment, said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, ho! I know. This is a joke of Uncle
-Wigwag’s! I’m not going to let him fool us!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Uncle Wigwag, you know, was an old gentleman
-bear who was always playing tricks, or
-jokes, on Neddie and Beckie, and sometimes on
-Aunt Piffy, too.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Just then in came Mr. Whitewash, the Polar
-bear gentleman.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_193'>193</span>“Has anybody seen my cake of ice?” he cried.
-“I can’t find it. Some one must have my cake
-of ice!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>You see, being a white Polar bear, from the
-North Pole, Mr. Whitewash always used to sit
-on a cake of ice to keep cool, and he often mislaid
-it, or couldn’t find it, just as Grandma CluckCluck,
-the old lady hen, used to lose her glasses.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Where is my cake of ice?” asked Mr. Whitewash,
-as he looked all around the bear cave-house.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, my goodness me sakes alive and some
-horseradish-mustard!” cried Aunt Piffy. “I
-think I put your cake of ice under the stove, to
-have it out of the way while I swept, and by this
-time——”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, by this time it must be all melted!”
-cried Mr. Whitewash, as he rushed out to the
-kitchen. And, as luck would have it, just then,
-through the door, came Mrs. Stubtail, the
-mamma bear, and in her hand she had a plate
-of honey cakes, that she had just baked. Of
-course Mr. Whitewash rushed right into her, but
-he didn’t mean to. Down went Mrs. Stubtail,
-down went the honey cakes—down went Mr.
-Whitewash, and such a mix-up you never saw
-in all your life!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But no one was hurt, I’m glad to say, though
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_194'>194</span>some of the honey cakes were broken. But that
-did not hurt them, and Neddie and Beckie picked
-them up and their mamma let them eat the
-pieces.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Mr. Whitewash managed to find his cake
-of ice under the stove. It was not quite all
-melted, but nearly. However, there was enough
-left for him to sit on and keep cool, until the ice
-man came with another cake.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then when everything was quiet Neddie took
-up his envelope again, and said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Look, Mr. Whitewash, Uncle Wigwag is
-trying to play another joke on us.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, I do not think so,” answered the white
-Polar bear gentleman. “He has not been in the
-house in some time. He and Uncle Wiggily
-Longears, the rabbit gentleman, are playing a
-game of hop butterscotch on the duck pond. I
-think your letters are no joke.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then I’m going to open mine!” exclaimed
-Beckie, and when she had done so and had read
-the writing inside, she called out:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, Neddie! It’s an invitation to a party!
-Kittie Kat, the little pussy girl, is giving a party
-and she’s asked me to come to it. Is yours an
-invitation, too?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, yes, it is,” said Neddie slowly. “I
-guess I’ll go.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_195'>195</span>“Go? Of course we’ll go!” cried Beckie. “I
-wonder what dress I’ll wear?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, that’s just the way with girls!” cried
-Neddie. “As soon as they hear of a party they
-begin thinking of dress.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pooh! I guess you boys are just as fussy
-about wearing a new necktie!” said Beckie, as
-she waggled her little stubby tail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, to make a long story short, Neddie and
-Beckie got ready to go to the party Kittie Kat
-was to give. It took place three nights after the
-invitations came out, and Neddie and Beckie, the
-little bear children, each one dressed very nicely,
-went on and on through the woods and over the
-fields to the Kat home. It was not very far, and
-there was a bright moon shining in the sky, so
-they were not afraid.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And I just wish you could have been to the
-party, which Kittie Kat gave for all her animal
-children friends. No, on second thought, perhaps,
-it is just as well you were not there. The
-animal children wouldn’t know you, and they
-might have been frightened. But some day I’ll
-take you around myself to call on them, and after
-that they won’t mind you.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, everybody whom Beckie and Neddie
-knew seemed to be at Kittie’s party. Her
-brothers, Tommy and Joie Kat, waited on the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_196'>196</span>door and let in the guests as they came. Sammie
-and Susie Littletail, the rabbit children, were
-there, and Peetie and Jackie Bow Wow, the
-puppy dog boys, and Lulu and Alice and Jimmie
-Wibblewobble, the ducks, and oh! everybody.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And such fun as they had! They played all
-sorts of games, such as little bear in the corner,
-hide the potato, lose the piano and find the
-molasses. And whoever found the molasses
-could have some of the sweet stuff on a spoon.
-Neddie and Beckie liked this game the best of
-all.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then there was another game. Kittie Kat
-brought in an empty barrel, and in the bottom
-she put a box of candy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now,” said Kittie, “whoever can reach over
-in and down and get that box of candy may have
-it. But, mind you, you’ve got to get it with your
-paws, you can’t use a stick or a hook to pull it
-up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now the barrel was quite a deep one, and
-though all the animal boys and girls tried, they
-could not reach down and get the box of
-candy.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” sighed Beckie, “this is just the
-kind of a trick Uncle Wigwag would play!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, it’s only in fun,” said Kittie Kat, with
-a laugh, “and when you’ve all tried and can’t do
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_197'>197</span>it, I’ll turn the barrel upside down, the candy will
-drop out and we’ll all have some.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Wait! I haven’t finished yet!” called Neddie
-Stubtail. “I think I can claw up that candy!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he leaned over the edge of the barrel and
-stretched his paw down in for the candy. At first
-he could not get hold of the box. Farther and
-farther he leaned over the edge, and his hind paws
-came up off the floor.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Look out, Neddie! You’ll fall in!” cried
-Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And that is just what Neddie did. All of a
-sudden into the barrel he went, head over paws
-and everything. “Ker-bunko!” went Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Everybody laughed when he went down inside
-the barrel, and when he bobbed up again, holding
-the candy in his paws, the animal children laughed
-more than ever. For Neddie was all covered over
-with white. He looked just like Mr. Whitewash,
-the Polar bear gentleman, only smaller.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, Neddie, what happened to you,” asked
-Beckie, in surprise.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know!” exclaimed Kittie Kat. “That
-barrel had flour in it, and I didn’t dust it all out.
-The white flour is all over Neddie’s fur.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And so it was, but no one minded.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t care. I got the candy anyhow,” said
-Neddie as he jumped out of the barrel. Then
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_198'>198</span>he gave all the animal children some of the sweet
-stuff, and when a few more games were played
-it was time to go home.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie and Beckie went through the forest,
-and when they were almost at the bear cave,
-Beckie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Some one is following us through the woods.
-Maybe it’s a bad lion.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Bur-r-r-r-r! I hope not!” cried Neddie.
-He turned around to look, and there it was, a bad
-circus lion. But an instant later the lion roared
-out:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, excuse me, Mr. Whitewash, I didn’t
-know it was you!” and then the lion ran away.
-You see he looked at the white flour still on
-Neddie’s fur, and the bad lion thought he saw the
-big, strong Polar bear gentleman, while it was
-really only little Neddie. Then the bear children
-ran safely home.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So you see it was a good thing Neddie fell into
-the flour barrel and got all white after all, as it
-scared away the bad lion. And next, if the
-horsie doesn’t jump out of his picture frame on
-the wall, and run over my typewriter with the
-pony cart, I’ll tell you about Neddie in the snowbank.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_199'>199</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXV<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE IN A SNOWBANK</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Mamma,” said Neddie Stubtail, the little
-boy bear, as he got up from the supper table one
-evening, “may I go over to Sammie Littletail’s
-house to-night?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What for?” asked Mrs. Stubtail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, we’re going to play with his magic
-lantern,” answered Neddie. “We’re going to
-show some funny pictures. All the boys are
-going to be there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I wish I could go,” cried Beckie, the
-little girl bear, as she looked to see if her green
-hair ribbon had turned pink. But it had not, I
-am sorry to say.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pooh! You wouldn’t want to be the only
-girl there,” spoke Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yes, I would,” exclaimed Beckie. “I
-like boys better than I do girls,” and she wasn’t
-at all bashful-like as she said that. Some girls
-are that way, you know.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_200'>200</span>“Well, maybe I’ll take you some other night,”
-said Neddie. “But may I go over this evening,
-mamma?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I guess so,” answered the lady bear,
-slowly. “But first you must study your school
-lessons.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I’ll do that,” cried Neddie eagerly. “I’ll
-learn my reading lesson and my number work.
-I haven’t got much. I’ve just got to find out
-how many apples a man would have left if he
-bought two peaches for five cents and sold a
-bushel of potatoes for thirteen musk melons.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What a funny thing to want to know,”
-laughed Beckie. “Who asked you that question?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t know,” replied Neddie. “It’s in the
-book, that’s all I know, and I’ve got to find the
-answer for myself. I’m not sure, but I think
-it’s a dozen honey cakes. Now please don’t
-bother me any more, Beckie, for I’m going to
-study.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I won’t bother you,” said the little girl
-bear. “I’ve got to study my own lessons. And
-after that I’m going to make a sky-blue-pink
-dress for my new doll, Lillian Cheesecake
-Clothes-basket.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie hurried with his studying so that he
-might go over to the house of Sammie Littletail,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_201'>201</span>the rabbit boy, and see the magic lantern show.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>A magic lantern, you know, is something like
-a moving picture show, only different. I guess
-you’ve seen one, so I don’t need to tell you about
-it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Neddie finished his home school-work,
-and I guess he did as you boys and girls may
-often have done—he skipped the hard parts and
-only took the easy questions, such as how to spell
-dog, and cat, and rat, and apple, and cake.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie put on his hat and coat, and
-started to go over to Sammie Littletail’s house. It
-was not a great way there through the woods.
-The moon was shining brightly, just as it was the
-night before, when Neddie and Beckie went to
-Kittie Kat’s party, and Neddie fell into the flour
-barrel, as I had the pleasure of telling you in the
-story before this one.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>When Neddie got to Sammie Littletail’s house
-he saw many of his little animal boy friends
-there, and Sammie was all ready to start the
-magic lantern show.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And, oh! what a nice show it was! A white
-sheet was tacked on the wall, and on that the
-pictures were shown. There was one picture of
-some little dogs in a country called Germany,
-walking around on their hind legs and eating pie
-with a spoon. Then there was another picture
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_202'>202</span>of a cow blowing her horns to make a nice tune
-so the grasshoppers could dance.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>After that Sammie showed a picture of a big
-lion, roaring in his loudest voice, and, so as to
-make it seem more like a lion, Neddie, the little
-bear boy, growled as loudly as he could, stooping
-down under the table to hide himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And when that picture was shown, and when
-Neddie growled, Jilly Longtail, the little mousie
-boy, was so scared that he cried right out loud:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I want to go home! I want to go home!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Of course, every one laughed at him, but for
-all that poor little Jilly was quite frightened.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, it’s only a picture,” said Neddie, as he
-crawled out from under the table, where he had
-been trying to roar like a lion. “Don’t cry,
-Jilly,” and he wiped away the tears of the little
-mousie boy on his soft fur.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, after that more pictures were shown,
-and then Mrs. Littletail, the rabbit lady, brought
-out some nice sweet cakes for the animal boys,
-and Susie Littletail, the rabbit girl, who was
-a sister to Sammie, as I guess you know, helped
-her mamma pass the cakes around to every one.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, everybody had a good time, and when it
-came the hour for the boys to go home, which
-was quite early, Sammie looked out of the window
-and exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_203'>203</span>“Why, it’s snowing hard!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Snowing lard, did you say?” asked Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, not lard, and not butter either,”
-answered Sammie, with a laugh. “I said it was
-snowing hard—h-a-r-d—not soft, you know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, now I see!” cried Neddie. “Well, I’m
-glad it’s snowing, for we can have some fun, making
-snow men, and building forts and sliding
-down hill.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’m glad, too!” exclaimed Tommie Kat, the
-kitten boy, “for it will soon be Christmas, and I
-always like snow at Christmas.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Everybody else at the magic lantern show said
-the same thing, and soon they had started for
-their homes, because it kept snowing harder all
-the while, and they did not want to get snowed
-in.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie Stubtail, the little bear boy, hurried
-along, kicking his paws through the snow, and
-thinking what fun he would have with his sister
-Beckie on their way to school next morning.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll get out my sled and pull Beckie,” thought
-Neddie. He would do this, you see, because
-Beckie could not come to the magic lantern
-show.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Neddie was walking along, and he was
-putting out his tongue and letting the snowflakes
-melt on it, sort of tickling himself like, when, all
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_204'>204</span>of a sudden, Neddie heard a roaring sound, and a
-voice cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha! Now I’ve got you. You shan’t fool
-me this time by covering yourself with flour and
-making believe you’re a Polar bear. I’m after
-you!” And out from behind a snowbank rushed
-the bad old circus lion who had chased Neddie
-and Beckie the night before, when they were on
-their way home from the Kat party.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, my!” exclaimed Neddie. “I guess I’d
-better run!” And run he did, through the snow,
-as fast as he could. But the lion ran, too, and
-he was almost catching up to Neddie, when, all
-at once, the little bear came to the edge of a hill.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>He came to it so suddenly that he couldn’t stop
-himself, and the first thing the little bear knew
-he slid over the top of the hill. Down he fell,
-right into the middle of a big bank of snow, on
-the other side.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now a snowbank isn’t hard like the iron bank
-in which you put your pennies, and so Neddie
-wasn’t hurt the least mite, I’m glad to say.
-Gracious, if he had fallen on a hard iron bank,
-I don’t know what might have happened. I
-guess maybe he’d have broken his toothache anyhow.
-I’m not saying for sure, but maybe.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, Neddie fell “ker-flop!” into the soft
-snow, and the fluffy flakes closed up over his
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_205'>205</span>head, not leaving any hole to show where he had
-gone in. So that when the bad lion came to the
-edge of the hill and looked down, expecting to
-see the little bear boy, he couldn’t see him at all,
-at all. For Neddie was hidden by the kind snowbank.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“My, that’s rather queer,” said the lion, sort of
-roaring to himself and scratching his nose with
-his tail. “Very strange to be sure! I’m positive
-that bear boy is around here somewhere. I’ll
-just call and make him come out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So the lion called:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hey, you, Neddie Stubtail! Come out of
-where ever you are and let me bite you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But, of course, Neddie was too smart for that.
-He just stayed hiding under the snowbank, and
-finally the bad lion went away through the storm,
-growling to himself and wondering what had happened
-to Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Neddie stayed in the snowbank for some
-time, and then finally the little bear chap began
-wondering how he was ever going to get out to go
-home. For the snowbank was very big.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then a funny thing happened. Neddie’s
-warm breath melted a hole in the snowbank and
-the little bear boy could look out just as if he
-were looking through a window in a snow house.
-And in the shining moonlight, for it had stopped
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_206'>206</span>snowing, he saw, a little way off, the very cave in
-which he lived. Then he scratched hard with his
-paws and breathed hard with his warm breath and
-soon he was out of the snowbank. A little later
-he was safe in his own house. And oh my! how
-glad his mamma was to see him!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So he had quite an adventure, which goes to
-show that you can never tell what will happen
-when a lion chases you. And on the next page,
-if the popcorn doesn’t go bang up against the
-ceiling and knock the gas light down cellar, I’ll
-tell you about Neddie and Beckie helping Uncle
-Wigwag.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/p206.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_207'>207</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXVI<br /> <span class='large'>HELPING UNCLE WIGWAG</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail,
-the little bear children, came home from school,
-they saw in the dining-room Uncle Wigwag, the
-funny old gentleman bear, who was always playing
-jokes. And Uncle Wigwag was laughing
-and chuckling, and giggling to himself, bobbing
-up and down, and tickling himself on his ribs
-to make himself laugh all the harder. And then
-he’d sit down in a chair and hold his sides with his
-paws because they ached so from his jollity.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, what in the world can be the matter
-with Uncle Wigwag?” asked Beckie, dropping
-her books, and hurrying toward him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Maybe he’s sick,” suggested Neddie. “I
-guess I’d better run for Dr. Possum.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Sick! He isn’t sick at all!” exclaimed Aunt
-Piffy, the fat old lady bear. “He’s just up to
-some of his tricks. If you ever joke with me
-again that way,” she went on, looking at Uncle
-Wigwag sort of sharp-like, “if ever you do that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_208'>208</span>again, I’ll never give you any maple sugar on
-your honey cakes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, what did he do? Tell us!” cried Neddie
-and Beckie, while Uncle Wigwag laughed harder
-than ever.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why he came home from the five-and-ten-cent
-store—I guess it must have been,” explained
-Aunt Piffy, “and he gave me a box to open. He
-asked me if I didn’t want a new side hair comb,
-and of course I did. Well, when I opened the
-box out popped a green snake. I was so scared
-that I ran down cellar and hid, and I nearly lost
-my breath, and could hardly find it again. Oh,
-dear!” and Aunt Piffy fanned herself with her
-apron, she was so warm.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well,” said Uncle Wigwag, and he stopped
-laughing long enough to talk. “I really didn’t
-say there was a side comb in the box, Aunt Piffy.
-Besides, it wasn’t really a snake, you know,” he
-said, turning to Neddie and Beckie. “It was
-only a snake made of paper, with a spring inside
-like a jack-in-the-box.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I know,” said Neddie. “Where is it?
-Let me take it, and I’ll play a joke on some of
-the fellows at school.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Take it!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy. “I don’t
-want to see it again. And mind you!” she said
-to Uncle Wigwag, shaking her paw at him, “if
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_209'>209</span>you joke with me any more—no maple sugar on
-your fried eggs for breakfast.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I’ll be good,” said the old bear gentleman.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But it was very hard for Uncle Wigwag to
-stop playing jokes. A little later that afternoon
-he gave Beckie what she thought was a candy
-egg, and when she tried to bite into it, thinking
-it was nice and sweet, the egg popped open, and
-a little chicken inside, made of paper and feathers,
-crowed just like a rooster, and Beckie nearly
-jumped out of her hair ribbon, she was so surprised.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! Ha!” laughed Uncle Wigwag.
-“That was a good joke!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t think so,” said Beckie, sort of sorrowful-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Don’t you? Well, maybe it wasn’t,” spoke
-Uncle Wigwag. “Anyhow, here’s a penny for
-you to buy some real candy.” Uncle Wigwag
-was always that way—first he’d play a joke on
-you and then he’d do you a kindness. He was
-quite nice after all.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And a little later Neddie was looking for a
-pencil to write down some of his home school-work
-on his paper pad.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Here’s a good pencil,” said Uncle Wigwag,
-taking one from his pocket. Neddie didn’t think
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_210'>210</span>anything, and started to write with the pencil.
-But, as soon as he did so, it bounced out of his
-paw and jumped around on the floor. For inside
-it was a jumping-jack. It was a trick pencil,
-you know, and Uncle Wigwag had played another
-joke.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Excuse me while I laugh,” said the old
-gentleman bear. And Neddie laughed, too, for
-he rather liked the trick pencil.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then Uncle Wigwag played another trick.
-Oh, but he was full of them that day! wasn’t he?
-I guess he must have been roaming around two
-or three five-and-ten-cent stores to find those
-jokes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The last trick Uncle Wigwag played was on
-Mr. Whitewash, the white Polar bear gentleman.
-Mr. Whitewash used to have a cup of tea every
-afternoon, while he sat down to read in the paper
-about whether it was going to be cold or hot the
-next day.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Mr. Whitewash used to sit on a cake of ice,
-you know, because he liked everything cold, except
-his tea, and he did not like warm weather at
-all.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, he was sitting there, reading his paper,
-and sort of not looking what he was doing. He
-reached out his paw to take his cup of tea, with
-his eyes still on the paper, and when he picked
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_211'>211</span>up the cup and started to drink from it, there was
-no tea in it. Instead, Uncle Wigwag had put in
-some ink, and when Mr. Whitewash, not looking
-at it, started to drink it, the ink spilled all over
-his white fur. It made him look like a spotted
-clown in the circus.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha, ha!” laughed Uncle Wigwag. “That’s
-a fine joke!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t think so,” said Mr. Whitewash.
-“And you had better look out, or I’ll play a joke
-on you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Uncle Wigwag felt sorry he had done
-such a thing, and he helped Mr. Whitewash clean
-the ink off his white fur. Neddie and Beckie
-helped also. And a little later the Polar bear
-gentleman said to the two children:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You just watch and see what a trick I shall
-play on Uncle Wigwag.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie and Beckie watched, though they
-didn’t see anything for some time. But toward
-dark that evening, when Neddie was bringing in
-his wood to fill the box behind the kitchen stove,
-he heard some one crying in the fields across the
-way from the bear cave.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Help! Help! Oh, help!” called a voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, who can that be?” asked Beckie, who
-was watching Neddie bring in the wood.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_212'>212</span>“I’m sure I don’t know,” answered the little
-bear boy, “but I’m going to see.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, you’d better not,” spoke Beckie.
-“Maybe it’s the bad old lion.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, and maybe it’s Uncle Wiggily, the nice
-rabbit gentleman. He may be in trouble,” went
-on Neddie. “Come on, it isn’t far. We’ll go see.
-We must help Uncle Wiggily, you know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>There was no one else in the bear cave just then
-to go to the help of whoever was calling, as Mrs.
-Stubtail and Aunt Piffy had gone over to the
-house of Mrs. Kat, the kitten children’s mamma,
-to ask about making sugar pie. So Neddie and
-Beckie had to do whatever they were going to do
-all by themselves.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>They hurried on toward where they heard the
-voice. It was still calling:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Help! Help! Oh, will no one help me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, we are coming!” answered Neddie, and
-then he and Beckie ran around the corner by a
-stump, and they saw, sitting there, Uncle Wigwag,
-the old joking bear gentleman himself. He
-did not seem to be in any trouble, and the bear
-children wondered what had happened to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Help! Help!” he called.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, what is the matter?” asked Neddie.
-“If you are in trouble why don’t you come away?
-I see no one hurting you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_213'>213</span>“No, you can’t see it, but I’m in trouble just
-the same,” said the bear gentleman making a
-funny face. “I am frozen fast to a cake of
-ice!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Frozen to a cake of ice?” said Beckie in surprise.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes. It’s a trick played on me by Mr.
-Whitewash, but I am not complaining about it.
-It serves me right for playing so many jokes to-day,
-especially the one on him with the ink.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I was walking along, thinking of a new joke
-to try, when I saw what I thought was a nice seat
-here by this old stump. The seat had a blanket
-over the top, and a sign saying:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>‘PLEASE SIT DOWN ON ME!’</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, of course, I sat down, and before I
-knew it I was frozen fast. You see there was a
-cake of ice under the blanket, and I’m sure Mr.
-Whitewash put it there, just to fool me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess he did,” said Neddie, and he could
-hardly keep from laughing, for Uncle Wigwag
-looked so funny, frozen fast.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Can’t you help me?” asked the bear gentleman.
-“You see Mr. Whitewash can sit on a cake
-of ice without freezing to it, for he is used to living
-at the North Pole, but I am not. Oh, dear! I’m
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_214'>214</span>freezing tighter and tighter. I may have to stay
-here all night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, no, we will help you,” said Neddie kindly.
-So he and Beckie blew their warm breath on the
-cake of ice, and soon it was melted enough so that
-Uncle Wigwag could pull himself loose. And
-very glad, indeed, he was to get up. Then along
-came Mr. Whitewash saying, as he combed his
-claws through his white fur:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I see my trick worked after all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” spoke Uncle Wigwag, “it did. And
-it served me right. Now let’s all go and have
-some hot chocolate, for I am chilled through.”
-So they had the hot chocolate in the drug store,
-and everybody was happy, and Uncle Wigwag
-didn’t play any more tricks until the next time.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And if the cat in our back yard doesn’t try to
-walk across the clothes line and fall off into the
-ash can, I’ll tell you next about Beckie Stubtail
-and her wax doll.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_215'>215</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXVII<br /> <span class='large'>BECKIE AND HER WAX DOLL</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>Beckie Stubtail, the little girl bear, who
-lived in the cave-house near the nice woods, had
-more dolls than any real girl I know of, except
-maybe the daughter of Santa Claus—that is if he
-has any children. But, of course, Santa Claus
-must have children of his own, or else how could
-he love so many children that belong to other persons—always
-giving them nice things at Christmas,
-and all that?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Oh, yes, I know, lots of folks say there isn’t
-any Santa Claus at all, but you and I know
-differently, don’t we? And if those persons don’t
-believe it, I can show them, right on the roof of
-my house, the very same chimney down which
-Santa Claus comes every Christmas.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>That ought to make them believe, oughtn’t it
-now? Well, I guess yes, and some lollypops besides!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But what I started to say was that Beckie
-Stubtail, the little girl bear, had more dolls of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_216'>216</span>different sorts than any real child. Of course a
-daughter of Santa Claus wouldn’t count, for she
-could go to her papa’s big present-bag and take
-out as many dolls as she wanted—or rocking
-horses or jumping-jacks or anything else. So I
-don’t mean her.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Really Beckie had the mostest dolls, if you will
-kindly let me use such a word, which I know isn’t
-just right. Beckie had a rubber doll that would
-bounce up and down when you dropped her in
-the bath tub or on the floor. That doll’s name was
-Sallie Ann Kissmequick.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then there was a rag doll, with shoe
-buttons sewed in her face for eyes. And the
-funny part about that doll was that she always
-kept looking at her feet. I suppose it was on
-account of the shoe buttons.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But best of all,” said Beckie, when she was
-talking about her toys to Susie Littletail, the
-rabbit girl, “best of all, I like my sawdust doll,
-Matilda Jane Shavingstick. She is just lovely!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What funny names your dolls have,” said
-Susie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, some of the names were given them by
-my Uncle Wigwag. He’s always playing tricks,
-and jokes, you know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I know!” exclaimed Susie with a laugh, as
-she remembered how Uncle Wigwag, the funny
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_217'>217</span>old bear gentleman, had played one joke too
-many a few days before and how he had frozen
-himself fast to a cake of ice that Mr. Whitewash,
-the Polar bear gentleman, used as an easy chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And I like my clothespin doll, too,” went on
-Beckie, for she did have a doll made of a clothespin,
-with inky eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I like my wax doll best of all,” said Susie.
-“My Uncle Wiggily Longears gave her to me
-last Christmas. Oh, she’s such a darling! Her
-cheeks are so pink and her eyes are so blue, and
-she can open and shut them, too, and she can say
-‘Mamma’ and ‘Papa,’ when you push on a
-spring in her back.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I wish I had a wax doll!” exclaimed
-Beckie, the little girl bear, sort of sad-like. “But
-I don’t s’pose I’ll ever get one, even if Christmas
-is coming.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Now, you boys needn’t go away just because
-you think there’s nothing but dolls in this story.
-I’m going to put in a real scary part pretty soon.
-In fact, it’s coming around the corner of my typewriter
-now and I’ll be up to it in a minute.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Susie, the rabbit girl, and Beckie, the
-little bear girl, talked a lot more about dolls. I
-could write down what they said, but I guess you
-girls know pretty much what it was, anyhow, and
-as for the boys—well, I’ll just say that the two
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_218'>218</span>little animal girls kept on saying such things as,
-“Oh, she’s just too sweet for anything!” “She’s
-a darling!” “And she blinks her eyes so
-natural!” All doll-talk, you know.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, Beckie and Susie walked on through the
-woods, and pretty soon they came to a place
-where there was an old hollow stump. In the
-summer time a nice family of birds lived in it.
-They were some relation to Dickie Chip-Chip, the
-sparrow boy, but now all the birds had flown
-away down South, where it was nice and warm.
-For it was winter in bear-land, you know.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>All the while Beckie Stubtail was wishing and
-wishing she had a wax doll, with real hair, and
-then, all of sudden, she looked at the old hollow
-stump, and, my goodness me sakes alive, and
-some molasses cookies, she saw a lovely wax doll
-there.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, look!” cried Beckie. “What a sweet
-doll. Whose can she be?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, she’s yours, of course,” said Susie with
-a smile, as she wiggled her long rabbit ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I only wish she was!” cried Beckie, clapping
-her paws. “But how do you know?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, it’s easy enough to tell that,” answered
-Susie. “That doll is yours, Beckie. It must be.
-You see, I have a wax doll, so I don’t need another.
-You have no wax doll and you want one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_219'>219</span>“Indeed I do, very much!” exclaimed Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Then she is yours—take her,” went on the
-little rabbit girl. “I’m sure she is meant for
-you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But who could have left her here?” asked
-Beckie wonderingly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Susie did not know this, nor did Beckie.
-But it would not surprise me the least bit if Santa
-Claus himself had dropped that doll in the hollow
-stump. You know he often comes around a few
-days before Christmas to see how things are getting
-on and to find out what boys and girls and
-animal children need. So I think it’s safe to say
-that Santa Claus left that doll in the hollow
-stump for Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Anyhow, the little bear girl clasped in her paws
-the lovely wax doll, and then she and Susie looked
-at her and made her open and shut her eyes, and
-they felt of the soft wax in the doll’s pink cheeks,
-and they were both happy, especially Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Let’s go home!” exclaimed Susie. “I’ll get
-my wax doll and we’ll play house.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right, we will!” said Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So she and Susie, the little rabbit girl, started
-back through the woods, Beckie carrying her new
-wax doll. Well, they hadn’t gone very far before,
-all of a sudden, out from behind a tree,
-sprang the bad old skillery-scalery alligator, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_220'>220</span>he popped out into the path, in front of Beckie
-and Susie, and he wound his long double-jointed
-tail around them so they couldn’t move and there
-he had them fast.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ah, ha!” cried the bad old alligator, blinking
-his fishy eyes, “now I have you both, and a little
-baby, too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>You see the alligator thought the doll that
-Beckie carried was a real baby, and honestly it
-did look like one. Of course the alligator didn’t
-know any better, you see.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, now I’ve got you two animal girls, and
-also the baby,” went on the bad creature. “Oh,
-ho! This is a lucky day for me!” and he blinked
-his fishy eyes real sassy-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What—what are you going to do with us?”
-Beckie asked, trying to be brave and not afraid.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What am I going to do with you?” repeated
-the alligator. “Why, I am going to carry you off
-to my cave and there I’ll keep you for a year and
-a day. And after that—ha, hum—let me see.
-Why, I guess I’ll keep you there forever.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear! That will be terrible,” cried Susie,
-as she thought she might never see her little
-brother Sammie any more, nor Uncle Wiggily,
-either.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Please let us go!” cried the little rabbit girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_221'>221</span>“No, I will not!” growled the bad old skillery-scalery
-alligator.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Susie and Beckie tried as hard as they
-could to get away, but the alligator only wound
-his double-jointed, stretchy, rubbery tail the more
-tightly about them. Then he began to drag them
-off to his dark cave, to keep them forever and a
-day, and then—and then——</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>All of a sudden something happened. Beckie
-felt her new wax doll wiggling in her arms, and
-the doll seemed to be trying to get away. Beckie
-held the doll tightly, but the wax creature only
-wiggled the more.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then all at once that doll grew up into a great
-big giant lady, as tall as a tree in the woods, taller
-and bigger and stronger than the old alligator,
-and then that wax doll just took her two strong
-arms, and with them she unwound the alligator’s
-tail from about Beckie and Susie. And then the
-doll lady cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“There you go, you bad creature, and don’t let
-me ever catch you bothering Susie or Beckie
-again!” And with that the doll lady just tossed
-the alligator into one peppersault after another
-over the tree tops, and away he sailed, turning
-over and over through the air, and if he hasn’t
-stopped he may be sailing yet for all I know
-unless he has reached the moon.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_222'>222</span>Beckie and Susie were so surprised that they
-did not know what to do, but while they looked
-the doll lady shrank down to her regular wax
-size again, and she blinked her eyes and said
-“Mamma” and “Papa” just like any phonograph
-doll can do.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, what do you know about that?” cried
-Beckie. “What a wonderful doll I have, to be
-sure!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But that was the only time Beckie’s wax doll
-turned herself into a giant lady, and she wouldn’t
-have done it that time only to save Beckie and
-Susie from the alligator.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The two little animal girls were very glad indeed
-to get away from the skillery-scalery alligator,
-and they hurried home as fast as they
-could, and played house with the wax doll, and
-had a lot of fun.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And in the next story, if the baby carriage
-doesn’t fall down stairs and bump the rubber
-tires off the wheels, for the puppy dog to chew for
-gum, I’ll tell you about Neddie and the lemon pie.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_223'>223</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXVIII<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND THE LEMON PIE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Ho, Neddie boy!” called Uncle Wigwag, the
-gentleman bear, to the little boy bear who was
-coming home from school, swinging his books in
-a strap that dangled from his paw. “Ho,
-Neddie boy, your mamma wants you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“She does?” asked Neddie. “What for?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“To go to the store for a bushel of lemons!”
-said Uncle Wigwag, waltzing around on one paw,
-and holding the other up in the air like a jumping-jack
-dancing on top of a frosted cake.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, now I know you’re joking,” said Neddie,
-for Uncle Wigwag was a funny old bear gentleman,
-always playing tricks.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I am joking, just the least little bit,”
-admitted Uncle Wigwag, blinking both his eyes
-slow and careful like, so as not to get any dust
-in them. “But really your mamma does want
-you to go to the store. She told me to tell you
-just as soon as you came home from school.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What does she want?” asked Neddie. “I
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_224'>224</span>was going over to Jackie Bow Wow’s house to
-play football with him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Your mamma wants you to go to the bakery
-for a lemon pie,” said Uncle Wigwag, scratching
-his left ear with his right paw, which is not
-an easy thing to do. “I just said a bushel of
-lemons for fun, you know. But really I think I’d
-like a pie with a bushel of lemons in.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So would I!” exclaimed Neddie. “I love
-lemon pie. I hope mamma wants me to get a big
-one, with that funny white of egg stuff and sugar
-on top.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That’s the very kind I want,” said Mrs. Stubtail,
-the lady bear, coming to the door just then.
-“Get me a large lemon meringue pie, Neddie.
-You see we are going to have company to-night,
-and really I haven’t time to bake a pie, and Aunt
-Piffy is so busy with dusting and sweeping that
-she hasn’t either. And as for asking Uncle Wigwag
-to make a pie, why I’m afraid he’d play some
-joke with it—such as putting in sawdust, or filling
-the top with white cotton batting.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, I guess maybe I would,” said Uncle
-Wigwag, smiling at himself, which is another
-hard thing to do. “I will have my joke. But as
-long as I have told Neddie what you want of him,
-I suppose I may go over and see Grandfather
-Goosey Gander now, may I not?” asked the old
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_225'>225</span>bear gentleman, turning a peppersault as easily
-as a cow can blow her horn.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes, I won’t need you around here, as long
-as I have Neddie to run on my errands,” said
-Mrs. Stubtail. “But don’t play too many tricks,
-Waggy,” she said, calling Uncle Wigwag a pet
-name he sometimes went by. “And be sure to
-be back here for supper,” went on the lady bear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, you may be sure I’ll not miss that!”
-exclaimed Uncle Wigwag with a laugh. “I
-want some of that lemon pie Neddie is going to
-bring home from the baker’s.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So off went Uncle Wigwag to call on Grandfather
-Goosey Gander.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Where is your sister Beckie?” asked Mrs.
-Stubtail, of Neddie, as she gave him the money
-to get the pie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, she went over to Susie Littletail’s house,
-to talk about wax dolls, I guess,” spoke Neddie.
-“She told me to tell you she’ll be home to supper.
-I know I’ll be here to supper, anyhow,” went on
-Neddie, smacking his lips as he thought of the
-lemon pie. “Who are the company, mamma?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Mr. and Mrs. Silver-tip, a new family of
-bears who have moved into the cave across the
-street,” answered Mrs. Stubtail: “I want to
-make them feel at home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_226'>226</span>“Do they like lemon pie?” asked Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I guess so,” said Mrs. Stubtail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” sighed the little bear cub.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, what’s the matter?” asked his mother.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So many people like lemon pie,” he replied.
-“I’m afraid there won’t be enough to go around.
-There’s Uncle Wigwag, and—”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, don’t worry!” laughed Mrs. Stubtail.
-“You may get the largest lemon pie the baker
-has.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Neddie felt happy, and off he went to
-the baker’s as fast as his paws would take him.
-Sometimes he ran along on just his hind feet,
-walking almost like a real boy and like the trained
-bears you see in the circus. And again Neddie
-would drop down on his four feet and go along
-that way for a while, like a little poodle doggie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>It was quite cold and there was some snow on
-the ground. Not as much as the time Neddie
-jumped into the big drift, but enough to make
-some snowballs. Neddie made a few in his paws,
-tossing them up into the air—the snowballs I
-mean he tossed, not his paws—and he caught the
-snowballs as they came down.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Pretty soon Neddie came to the baker’s, and he
-said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I want the largest lemon pie you have, if you
-please.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_227'>227</span>“All right,” said Mr. Peetie Skeezex, the
-baker, “you shall have it. I have a specially fine
-large one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he brought out from the oven the loveliest
-lemon meringue pie Neddie had ever seen.
-It was almost as large around as a Christmas
-drum, and on top was a lot of that white fluffy
-stuff made from eggs, and it was browned just
-the least little bit, and sprinkled with powdered
-sugar, and around the edge was some sort of
-curly-cue stuff like twisted rope, and the pie was
-as pretty as one picture and part of another
-one.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yum-yum!” cried Neddie when he saw
-the lemon pie. He could not help it, and he could
-hardly stop from taking a taste. But the baker
-knew what hungry bear boys might do to a lemon
-pie, so Mr. Peetie Skeezex put the lemon pie in
-a paper and tied it very tight.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“There you are, Neddie,” he said to the little
-bear boy. “There’s your pie. Hurry home with
-it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will,” answered Neddie. “We’re going to
-have it for supper. We’ve got company coming.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Fine!” said Mr. Skeezex, giving Neddie a
-sweet cake to keep him from getting too hungry
-on the way home with the pie. I guess the baker
-was afraid that maybe Neddie might bite the pie,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_228'>228</span>just to see if it were real. But if Neddie had a
-sweet cake of his own to nibble on, this might not
-happen.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie started for home, carrying the big
-lemon pie as carefully as the milkman brings in
-a bottle of cream for the cat, and the little boy
-bear was about half way to the cave-house, when,
-all of a sudden, while he was thinking how he
-could get two pieces of pie for supper, all at once
-out from behind a mulberry bush jumped an old
-sea lion.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the sea
-lion, shaking his whiskers from side to side.
-“Bur-r-r-r-r!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear!” cried Neddie, standing still with
-the lemon pie, he was so frightened. “Oh,
-dear!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Bur-r-r-r-r-r! Wow! Woff! Snuff!
-Bur-r-r-r!” growled the sea lion. “Don’t be
-afraid, little bear boy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, now, I leave it to you, wouldn’t anybody
-be afraid to be stopped on their way home with a
-lemon pie for supper—stopped by a sea lion who
-growled like that? I guess they would. Neddie
-Stubtail was, anyhow. And by rights, that sea
-lion ought to have been in the ocean where he belonged.
-But the ocean was so cold, on account
-of the ice being in it, that the sea lion had flopped
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_229'>229</span>out. And now he was going to catch Neddie.
-Oh, dear!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Don’t be afraid,” said the sea lion to Neddie.
-“I am not going to hurt you. What have you
-there?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“A lemon pie, if you please,” answered Neddie,
-his teeth chattering.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Bur-r-r-r-r!” growled the sea lion. “Give it
-to me. I am very fond of lemon pie. I like it
-better than lollypops.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But, if you please,” said Neddie, “this pie
-is for supper. We have company coming.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That matters not to me,” said the sea lion.
-“Give me that pie!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then brave Neddie, thinking he must save
-the pie, whatever else happened, gave a big jump.
-Right over the sea lion’s head he went, and then
-how Neddie ran for home!</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha! You can’t get away like that!” cried
-the sea lion, and after Neddie he flopped. Well,
-Neddie ran as fast as he could, and the sea lion
-flopped as fast as he could, and the bad creature
-had almost caught the little bear boy when, all at
-once part of the lemon pie slipped off the bottom
-crust.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Right through a hole in the bag it went, and
-into the path it fell, and before the sea lion could
-stop himself he had slipped on the slippery lemon
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_230'>230</span>stuff of the pie and head over flippers he went,
-slipping and sliding, until he came to the top of
-a hill, and he fell over that and down into a bramble
-briar bush, and he didn’t get out for a week
-and a day.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie was saved, and he got safely home
-with the rest of the pie, and only a little bit had
-fallen off, so there was enough left for him and
-for Beckie and the company, and even for Uncle
-Wigwag.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So that’s the story of Neddie and the lemon
-pie and if the iceman doesn’t take our refrigerator
-home with him to keep his little pussy cat warm
-in, I’ll tell you next about Beckie and the cold
-birdie.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_231'>231</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXIX<br /> <span class='large'>BECKIE AND THE COLD BIRDIE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Oh, see it snow!” exclaimed Neddie Stubtail,
-the little boy bear, as he looked out of the window
-of the cave-house. “Look, Beckie!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I can’t, Neddie, dear,” said the little girl bear.
-“I am making a new dress for my wax doll,
-Clarabelle Sarahjane Peartree, and if I look up I
-may drop a stitch or two.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, if you drop them I’ll pick them up,” said
-Neddie most politely.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie laughed.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You don’t understand,” she said. “When
-you are sewing and drop a stitch it means you let
-it slip out of the cloth. It doesn’t drop on the
-floor.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I don’t understand,” said Neddie; “I admit
-that. But anyhow it’s snowing, and I’m going
-out and have some fun.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will come, too, as soon as I get this doll’s
-dress done,” answered Beckie. “But I have to
-put some frills down the middle and some plaits
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_232'>232</span>up the side. Then around one edge there is to
-go some lace, and on the other some insertion
-and——”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That’s enough,” cried Neddie. “I give up!
-I’m going out and make a snowball, and there
-won’t be any lace on it, nor any tucks, either.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, you boys!” said Beckie with a sigh, as
-she threaded her needle with a fine piece of corn
-silk that she was using to sew her doll’s dress.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie went out to play in the snow, and
-while he was hopping about, making snowballs
-and throwing them up in the air to watch them
-come down, and now and then rolling over and
-over in the snow to make himself look white like
-Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear—while Neddie
-was doing this, his sister Beckie was sewing her
-doll’s dress.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Pretty soon she had it nearly finished, so she
-laid it aside, and put her needle safely away
-where Uncle Wigwag or Aunt Piffy, the fat old
-lady bear, would not sit on it by mistake, and
-then Beckie went out to play with her brother
-Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>The two bear children had lots of fun in the
-snow, and in a little while Neddie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Let’s go over in the woods, Beckie. Maybe
-we’ll find a lemon pie or a pollylop, or something
-like that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_233'>233</span>“What’s a pollylop?” asked Beckie, as she
-caught a snowflake on the end of her tongue,
-just as the clown in the circus catches a little
-piggie by his tail. “I never heard of a pollylop,
-Neddie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why,” said the little bear boy, “a pollylop
-is just like a lollypop only different. You see a
-lollypop is a stick with a lump of candy on one
-end.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, yes, I know that,” answered Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And a pollylop,” went on Neddie, “is a
-lump of candy, with a stick on one end.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I see what you mean!” exclaimed
-Beckie with a laugh. “One is upside down and
-the other——”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“The other is downside up,” finished her
-brother, as he turned a peppersault into a bank
-of snow, and came out on the other side with a
-feather sticking in his ear.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, look at that!” exclaimed Beckie.
-“Where did you get that feather, Neddie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, I don’t know,” he answered, scratching
-his left paw with his right ear. “I guess it
-must have come out of the snowbank.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Feathers don’t grow in snowbanks, Neddie,”
-spoke Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No more they do,” he answered, taking this
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_234'>234</span>one from his ear and looking at it. “I guess
-this feather must be off a chicken or a turkey,
-Beckie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, it isn’t large enough for a chicken’s or a
-turkey’s feather,” said Beckie. “It must be
-from a little bird. But what would a bird be
-doing in a snowbank?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And just then the two little bear children heard
-a voice crying:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear! How cold I am! Oh, I am almost
-frozen!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, the poor thing!” exclaimed Beckie.
-“That’s a poor little birdie in the snowbank,
-Neddie. You must get him out and we’ll warm
-him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“How?” asked the little bear boy. “How
-can you warm him?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, I’ll find a way,” said Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“All right. Then I’ll dive into the snowbank
-again,” said Neddie. And into the snow he went,
-scattering it carefully about with his paws until,
-down near the bottom, on the ground, covered
-with the white flakes, and almost frozen, was
-a poor little birdie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, the dear little thing!” cried Beckie, as
-Neddie brought out the birdie in his paws, holding
-it carefully so as not to squeeze it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_235'>235</span>“Cheep! Cheep!” went the cold little birdie.
-That was all it could say.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Quick, Neddie!” exclaimed Beckie. “You
-run home and get me some nice warm milk in a
-bottle. Aunt Piffy will heat it for you. Bring it
-back here to me, and some bread crumbs, too, I’ll
-feed the little birdie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But why don’t you bring it home with you?”
-Neddie wanted to know.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Because I don’t want to carry it through the
-cold air,” answered Beckie. “I’m going to warm
-the birdie in my fur while you are gone after the
-milk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie ran back home to the cave-house,
-and Beckie sat down on a stump that stuck up
-above the snow, and in her warm fur Beckie
-cuddled the cold birdie, holding her paws over it
-to keep off the frosty north wind.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Cheep! cheep!” went the small birdie, and
-soon it was nice and warm and could flutter its
-wings a little.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Do you feel better now?” asked Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, much better,” answered the fluttering
-creature. “Thank you so much for warming
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But how did you happen to get in the snowbank?”
-asked Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_236'>236</span>“It was this way,” explained the bird. “Yesterday
-all my friends and brothers and sisters
-flew away down South, where it is warm. But I
-stayed to have a game of tag with Lulu Wibblewobble,
-the duck girl, and I was left behind.
-Then it got colder and colder, and I could not fly.
-I fell into the snow and there I stayed until you
-came to get me out. I can never thank you
-enough.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pray do not think of that,” said Beckie most
-politely. “I am glad we could save you. I suppose
-it was your feather that stuck in Neddie’s
-ear when he took a peppersault dive through the
-snow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Yes,” said the birdie, “it was a loose one
-from my tail. And it is a good thing it came off,
-otherwise you would never have known I was
-here.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Very true,” answered Beckie. Then she
-warmed the poor, cold little birdie some more in
-her fur, and wondered when Neddie would be
-back with the hot milk and the bread crumbs.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>All of a sudden, as Beckie was sitting there on
-the stump, warming the birdie, out from behind
-an old apple tree came the biggest fox Beckie had
-ever seen. He was much larger than the little
-bear girl. In fact, he must have been the grandfather
-of all the foxes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_237'>237</span>“Wuff! Wuff! Wuff!” barked the fox. “I
-can see where my Christmas dinner is coming
-from.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“From where?” asked Beckie, as bravely as
-she could, though really she was much frightened.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“From you and that bird,” answered the bad
-fox. “I am going to carry you both off to my
-den, and what a Christmas dinner I will have!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, he was just going to jump and grab
-Beckie, when the little birdie that wasn’t cold any
-more, but nice and warm, thanks to Beckie’s fur—that
-little bird just flew right into the face of
-that fox, and with its sharp beak the bird picked
-the fox on the end of his nose as hard as anything.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, wow!” cried the fox. “I guess I have
-made a mistake! I don’t want a Christmas
-dinner off you at all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I guess you don’t!” chirped the birdie, pecking
-him on the nose again, and the fox ran away,
-taking his bushy tail with him, and Beckie and
-the birdie were safe. Then Beckie warmed the
-birdie some more in her fur, and pretty soon
-along came Neddie with the hot milk and bread
-crumbs, and the birdie ate as much as it wanted.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Beckie and Neddie took the birdie home
-with them to keep it in the warm cave until summer
-should come again; and everybody was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_238'>238</span>happy except the fox with the sore nose, and it
-served him right. And in the next story, if the
-dinner plate doesn’t get hungry and bite a piece
-out of the salt dish, I’ll tell you about Neddie
-helping Santa Claus.</p>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/p238.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_239'>239</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXX<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE HELPS SANTA CLAUS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Only three days more until Christmas!
-Aren’t you glad, Neddie?” asked Beckie Stubtail,
-the little girl bear, one morning as she
-jumped out of her bed in the clean straw of the
-cave-house where she lived, and ran to the door of
-her brother’s room. “Aren’t you just glad,
-Neddie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Glad? Well, I guess I am!” answered
-Neddie, as he tickled himself with a clothespin
-to make himself laugh. “I don’t even want to
-go to school to-day, I’m so happy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, but I s’pose we do have to go,” spoke
-Beckie. “But maybe we’ll get out early.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Just then from the kitchen came a call:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hurry, Neddie—Beckie—breakfast is ready!
-Come and get your griddle cakes with honey
-on!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then Beckie and Neddie, the little bear children,
-hurried downstairs. Soon they were eating
-their breakfast. Their papa, Mr. Stubtail, the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_240'>240</span>old bear gentleman, had had his breakfast some
-time ago and gone to work. Uncle Wigwag, the
-gentleman bear, who was always playing tricks
-and cracking jokes, as a squirrel cracks nuts, was
-sitting in a corner, trying to think of something
-new to do to make Aunt Piffy, the fat lady bear,
-laugh.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman,
-was out in the yard, looking for a fresh cake of
-ice to sit on while he read the morning paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Pretty soon Neddie and Beckie started for
-their classes. They had on their fur coats, for it
-was rather cold, you see. And in a little while,
-when the bear children were almost at school, and
-had met Tommie and Joie and Kat, the kitten
-children, in their red mittens and rubber boots,
-it began to snow.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, how nice!” cried Beckie, jumping about.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“It’s just fine!” exclaimed Neddie. “I always
-like it to snow around Christmas, for I’m
-going to get a new sled.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“And I’m going to have a pair of skates,”
-said Tommie Kat. “At least I asked Santa
-Claus for them, and I hope he brings them, and
-also some ice, so I can use them.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Mr. Whitewash will lend you his cake of ice
-to skate on, if the pond doesn’t freeze,” said
-Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_241'>241</span>And then the school bell rang, and the animal
-children had to hurry on, so they would not be
-late.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Such fun as they had in school that day! It
-was so near Christmas that the professor-teacher
-was not very strict, and when the children missed
-their lessons he gave them another chance.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And the Professor let Beckie draw a picture
-of Santa Claus on the blackboard, with a red
-cap, and fur on the coat and a big pack on his
-back—I mean Santa Claus had all these things
-on, though of course the blackboard had also,
-after Beckie got through drawing.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, when school was out, Neddie and Beckie
-ran home with the rest of the animal children,
-but, all of a sudden, as the little bear boy came
-to the old hollow stump, where Bully, the frog,
-used to give jumping lessons in summer, Neddie
-happened to think that he had left his reading
-book in school.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll run back and get it,” he said. “You go
-on, Beckie, and I’ll soon catch up to you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But Neddie Stubtail didn’t come back as soon
-as he thought he would, for when he got to the
-school he found that a little mouse boy had taken
-the reading book down a rat hole to look at the
-pictures. And by the time Neddie got his book
-back it was quite late, and growing dark.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_242'>242</span>“But I’m not afraid,” said Neddie as he hurried
-on toward home, with the book under his
-paw. On and on he went, through the wood.
-It became darker and darker. Neddie began
-to whistle, so he could not hear any rustling in
-the bushes. For when the bushes rustled he
-imagined it might be the skillery-scalery alligator,
-or maybe a bad wolf after him.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But nothing like that took place, and soon
-Neddie was almost home. Then all of a sudden
-something did happen. Just as he was passing
-under a big oak tree, with the brown leaves on
-it shaking in the wind, the little bear boy heard
-a buzzing sound, and then a crash and a bang,
-and a rattle, and some one cried:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, dear! Now I have gone and done it!
-Oh, my, yes! and some reindeer-lollypops besides!
-Oh, what am I going to do now? And
-not half my work done!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Neddie crouched down under the bushes. He
-knew well enough that something had happened
-up in the oak tree. What it was he could not
-tell.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But if it’s a giant, or a bad elephant or a flying
-eagle trying to get me, they shan’t!” exclaimed
-Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then he heard the voice crying again:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_243'>243</span>“Help! Help! Is there anybody around to
-help me? I’m stuck in the tree!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Ha!” exclaimed Neddie to himself. “He’s
-only saying that to fool me. I believe that’s the
-skillery-scalery alligator sailing around in a
-balloon, looking for me. But he shan’t find me.
-I’ll hide here until he goes away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Neddie got farther under the bush, and
-then the voice cried again:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Help! Help! Please help me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then some bells jingled, and Neddie heard
-a song that went something like this:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c012'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Won’t you please come to help me.</div>
- <div class='line'>I am caught fast in a tree.</div>
- <div class='line'>Christmas time will soon be here,</div>
- <div class='line'>But I’ll sure be late this year,</div>
- <div class='line'>Unless some one comes quickly,</div>
- <div class='line'>And gets me loose from out this tree.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c011'>Hearing that nice song Neddie wasn’t afraid
-any more. He opened his ears as wide as he could
-and listened. He opened his eyes as wide as he
-could and looked up. Then he saw a strange
-sight.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Caught fast in the tree was an airship—you
-know what they are—a sort of flying balloon,
-like a toy circus one, only larger. And in the airship
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_244'>244</span>was a nice old gentleman, with a red coat and
-long white whiskers; and beside him in the airship
-was a big bag just filled to the top with sleds
-and dolls and rocking horses and cradles, and
-steam engines and toy motor boats, and skates
-and jumping-jacks, and, oh! I couldn’t begin to
-tell you what was in it. Neddie knew right away
-who was in trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You’re Santa Claus, aren’t you?” he asked,
-as he came out from under the bush.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“That’s who I am,” answered the old gentleman.
-“I was flying down here from the North
-Pole in my airship, when I got caught in the
-tree. I’m stuck fast and I can’t get out, and I
-don’t know what to do. Can you find some one
-to help me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I will help you myself,” said Neddie bravely
-and kindly. Then, laying down his school books,
-he climbed the tree sticking in the bark his sharp
-claws as he had learned to do from George, the
-tame trained bear, who went around with the
-Professor.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Soon Neddie was at the top of the tree. Then
-he broke off the branches that held fast Santa’s
-airship, and dear old St. Nicholas could travel
-on again, with his bag of good things for Christmas.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Off through the air sailed Santa Claus, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_245'>245</span>as Neddie climbed down the tree, after having
-helped the nice old gentleman, a voice called.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll see you soon again, Neddie. But don’t
-tell anybody you saw me for it’s a secret.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I won’t,” said Neddie, and he didn’t. Then
-the little bear boy hurried on home, and he had
-honey cakes for supper, and he never said a word
-about Santa Claus. And on the next page, if the
-umbrella doesn’t climb up the hat tree and pick
-off all the breakfast oranges, I’ll tell you about
-Neddie and Beckie in the chimney.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_246'>246</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>STORY XXXI<br /> <span class='large'>NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN THE CHIMNEY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>“Neddie, what makes you act so queerly?”
-asked Beckie Stubtail, the little bear, one morning
-when she and her brother were on their way
-to school.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Queer! Do I act queer?” asked Neddie,
-as he turned around to see if any snowballs were
-growing on the end of his tail. None were, I’m
-glad to say.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Queer! I really think you do act strange,”
-said Beckie, as politely as she could, while eating
-a bun Aunt Piffy had given her.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“What do I do that’s queer?” asked Neddie,
-curious-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Why, you go around looking up in the air
-all the while, and listening, and then looking up
-again. I should think you would get a stiff
-neck,” said Beckie. “Why do you do it,
-Neddie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, that’s nothing,” said Neddie, sort of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_247'>247</span>confused like. “I—er—I guess I’m looking up
-to see if it’s going to snow any more for Christmas.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neddie Stubtail!” exclaimed Beckie, shaking
-her paw at him. “That isn’t it at all!
-You’re looking for something in the air and I
-know it. And, besides, you talked in your sleep
-last night!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Did I?” asked Neddie, sort of anxious-like.
-“What did I say, Beckie?”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, I couldn’t understand it all. But it
-was something about a tree, and getting caught
-in it, and then you hollered out: ‘I won’t tell,
-Sandy!’ That’s what you talked.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Did I say Sandy?” asked Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, it sounded like that,” answered Beckie.
-“But I won’t be sure.” Then she looked at her
-brother. Neddie was all sort of red back of his
-ears, and his little stubby tail was going wiggle-waggle-wog.
-Then Beckie suspected something.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Neddie Stubtail!” she cried. “I believe
-you know something about Santa Claus! That’s
-it! It was Santa—not Sandy. Oh! Neddie, do
-you—really? Tell me, please! I won’t tell.
-Come on, do, it’s so near Christmas!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Beckie took hold of Neddie’s paw and kissed
-him on the nose.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Aw, quit!” he cried. “I’m not a girl!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_248'>248</span>“I know, Neddie, dear,” said Beckie softly.
-“But I love you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Huh! Yes! I guess you want me to tell
-you the secret, don’t you?” he asked, and really
-Neddie did not speak as politely as he might
-have done. But he did not mean to be unkind.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, a secret!” cried Beckie, clapping her
-paws. “Do tell me, Neddie, dear.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I promised not to,” said the little boy bear,
-looking at his toes.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, if you will,” said Beckie, “I’ve got a
-honey cake, and I’ll give it to you. Do tell me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well,” said Neddie, slowly, as he ate the
-cake his sister gave him, “It happened last
-night. I promised not to tell, but then you’re
-my sister and it’s almost Christmas, anyhow. I
-guess he won’t care.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then, because he loved his little sister
-bear, Neddie told all about having helped Santa
-Claus, who got caught in the tree top with his
-airship, as I told you in the story before this
-one.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, how perfectly lovely!” cried Beckie,
-clapping her paws. “Neddie, if I had another
-honey cake I’d give it to you. Just to think!
-You really saw Santa Claus!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“But it’s a secret!” said Neddie, quickly.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Of course—I know,” said Beckie, sticking
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_249'>249</span>up her nose just the little tiniest bit. “I won’t
-tell a single soul.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And then they were at school. They studied
-their lessons and then, as it was recess, all the
-animal children went out in the yard to play.
-And, of course, Beckie had to go and tell that
-she had a secret.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And, of course, all the girls wanted to know
-what the secret was. And, of course, Beckie
-said she couldn’t tell, but the girls, like Alice
-and Lulu Wibblewobble, the ducks, and Kittie
-Kat, and Brighteyes, the guinea pig girl, all
-begged and teased, and well——</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Now promise, cross your heart and twist
-your paws you’ll never, never tell if I tell you,”
-asked Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, we promise,” said all the animal girls.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, you can easily guess what happened.
-Beckie told how her brother Neddie had helped
-Santa Claus out of the tree in his airship. And,
-of course, all the girls promised not to even
-whisper it. And then, somehow, all the boys
-had heard of what happened to Neddie. And,
-in a short time, everybody in the school knew all
-about the little boy bear having seen Santa
-Claus.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Well, it’s very queer!” exclaimed Beckie
-when Neddie spoke to her about it. “I only
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_250'>250</span>just told a few girls—only a very few, and they
-all promised not to tell!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Huh!” exclaimed Neddie. And then, as
-he saw that his little sister felt badly, he added:
-“Never mind, Beckie. You didn’t mean to, and
-I guess Santa Claus won’t care, anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And Neddie let Beckie kiss him again, which
-was very nice of him, I think.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then, when recess was almost over, Jackie
-Bow Bow, the puppy dog boy, said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Pooh! I don’t believe Santa Claus comes
-down the chimney the way they say he does.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You don’t believe that?” cried Neddie Stubtail,
-surprised-like.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“No, I don’t,” said Jackie. “Maybe he has
-an airship, for you saw that, but nobody ever
-saw him come down the chimney.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“The idea!” cried Beckie. “What a funny
-boy! Of course he comes down the chimney.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“How can he with a pack on his back?
-Answer me that!” cried Jackie. Neddie and
-Beckie looked at one another. They both
-thought of the same thing. Then Neddie said:</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Of course Santa Claus comes down the
-chimney. What if he is big? I’m bigger than
-Sammy Littletail, the rabbit, and I can go down
-a chimney.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“So can I!” cried Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'><span class='pageno' id='Page_251'>251</span>“And we’ll do it, too!” added Neddie. “We
-have a few minutes of recess yet. Beckie and
-I will go down the school chimney to show them
-all that Santa Claus can do the same thing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Then, while all the other animal children
-looked on in wonder, Beckie and Neddie
-scrambled up on the roof of the schoolhouse.
-They could easily do this as there was a tree
-growing near it. Then Neddie got in the chimney
-first. It was a large, wide one.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“You’ll get all black soot,” said Beckie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Never mind, it will all wash off,” spoke
-Neddie. “Come on in, Beckie. There’s lots
-of room.”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So Beckie got in the chimney, too. Just then
-the school bell rang. Recess was over. All the
-animal children had to run in.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Oh, you’ll get a bad mark!” they cried to
-Neddie and Beckie. “You’ll be late!”</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“Hurry up! Slide down the chimney and go
-to school that way!” cried Beckie to Neddie.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I can’t! I’m stuck fast!” he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>“I’ll give you a push!” she cried. And she
-did. She pushed so hard that both she and
-Neddie fell right on down through the hole in
-the chimney, into the fireplace in the school
-room. But, luckily, there was no fire on the
-hearth, so they were not burned. Which shows
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_252'>252</span>you that Santa Claus can come down a chimney,
-and which also shows you that you should not
-have a fire in the grate on Christmas eve.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>Well, of course, Neddie and Beckie coming
-down the chimney made quite some excitement
-in the school, but all the animal children laughed,
-and the professor-teacher laughed, too, and then,
-as it was so near Christmas, he said there would
-be no more lessons that day. So Neddie and
-Beckie, having proved that Santa Claus could
-come down a chimney, went home to wash off the
-soot.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>What’s that? How does Santa Claus get the
-black soot off him when he comes down a chimney?
-Why, he always has a whiskbroom with
-him, you know, and every time he comes down a
-chimney he brushes himself off. See?</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And now we have come to the end of this book,
-for you can easily tell, by looking, that there
-isn’t room for another story in it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>I’ll just say, though, that Neddie and Beckie
-had the finest Christmas that ever you can
-imagine. And such presents as they received!
-And the candy and nuts and oranges and honey
-cakes—Oh, my! It makes me hungry just to
-write about it.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>And the two little bear children, and their
-papa and mamma, and Aunt Piffy, the fat bear,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_253'>253</span>and Uncle Wigwag, and Mr. Whitewash lived
-happily for ever after—for many years after.
-And every time he got a chance Uncle Wigwag
-would play a joke. And Mr. Whitewash would
-always sit on a cake of ice when he could find
-one.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>But if I can’t get any more stories in this
-book, I can put them in another. And I will.
-That book will be called “Bully and Bawly No-Tail,”
-and they will be stories about the two
-little frog boys, who lived in a pond, and could
-swim as good as a gold fish. They had no tails,
-except when they were baby tadpoles, but those
-tails soon fell off. So their names were “No-Tail”
-you see, just as Buddy and Brighteyes,
-the guinea pigs, had no tail.</p>
-
-<p class='c011'>So I’ll say good-bye now, for a little while,
-as I have to write the new book for you.</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>THE END</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='section ph2'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div><a id='t3'></a>THE FAMOUS BED TIME SERIES</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>Five groups of books, intended for reading
-aloud to the little folks each night. Each
-volume contains 8 colored illustrations, 31
-stories, one for each day of the month. Handsomely
-bound in cloth. Size 6½x8¼.</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div><b>Price 60 cents per volume, postpaid</b></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class='c013' />
-
-<p class='c011'>HOWARD R. GARIS’
-Bed Time Animal Stories</p>
-
- <dl class='dl_1'>
- <dt>No. 1</dt>
- <dd>SAMMIE AND SUSIE LITTLETAIL
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 2</dt>
- <dd>JOHNNY AND BILLY BUSHYTAIL
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 3</dt>
- <dd>LULU, ALICE &amp; JIMMIE WIBBLEWOBBLE
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 5</dt>
- <dd>JACKIE AND PEETIE BOW-WOW
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 7</dt>
- <dd>BUDDY AND BRIGHTEYES PIGG
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 9</dt>
- <dd>JOIE, TOMMIE AND KITTIE KAT
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 10</dt>
- <dd>CHARLIE AND ARABELLA CHICK
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 14</dt>
- <dd>NEDDIE AND BECKIE STUBTAIL
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 16</dt>
- <dd>BULLY AND BAWLY NO-TAIL
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 20</dt>
- <dd>NANNIE AND BILLIE WAGTAIL
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 28</dt>
- <dd>JOLLIE AND JILLIE LONGTAIL
- </dd>
- </dl>
-
-<p class='c011'>Uncle Wiggily Bed Time Stories</p>
-
- <dl class='dl_2'>
- <dt>No. 4</dt>
- <dd>UNCLE WIGGILY’S ADVENTURES
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 6</dt>
- <dd>UNCLE WIGGILY’S TRAVELS
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 8</dt>
- <dd>UNCLE WIGGILY’S FORTUNE
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 11</dt>
- <dd>UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTOMOBILE
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 19</dt>
- <dd>UNCLE WIGGILY AT THE SEASHORE
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 21</dt>
- <dd>UNCLE WIGGILY’S AIRSHIP
- </dd>
- <dt>No. 27</dt>
- <dd>UNCLE WIGGILY IN THE COUNTRY
- </dd>
- </dl>
-<hr class='c013' />
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>For sale by all booksellers, or sent postpaid on receipt of price by the publishers</div>
- <div class='c003'><b>A. L. BURT CO., 114–120 East 23d St., New York</b></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>Copyright, 1913, by</div>
- <div>HOWARD R. GARIS</div>
- <div>Copyright, 1914, by</div>
- <div>R. F. FENNO &amp; COMPANY</div>
- <div>Neddie and Becky Stubtail</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='section ph2'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>The Boy Allies With the Battleships</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='xsmall'>(Registered in the United States Patent Office)</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>By ENSIGN ROBERT L. DRAKE</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>Price, 40 Cents per Volume, Postpaid</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>Frank Chadwick and Jack Templeton, young American
-lads, meet each other in an unusual way soon after
-the declaration of war. Circumstances place them on
-board the British cruiser “The Sylph” and from there
-on, they share adventures with the sailors of the Allies.
-Ensign Robert L. Drake, the author, is an experienced
-naval officer, and he describes admirably the many exciting
-adventures of the two boys.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES UNDER THE
-SEA; or, The Vanishing Submarine.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES IN THE BALTIC;
-or, Through Fields of Ice to Aid the
-Czar.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES ON THE NORTH
-SEA PATROL; or, Striking the First
-Blow at the German Fleet.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES UNDER TWO
-FLAGS; or, Sweeping the Enemy
-from the Seas.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES WITH THE FLYING
-SQUADRON; or, The Naval Raiders
-of the Great War.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES WITH THE TERROR
-OF THE SEAS; or, The Last
-Shot of Submarine D–16.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='section ph2'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>The Boy Allies With the Army</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='xsmall'>(Registered in the United States Patent Office)</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>By CLAIR W. HAYES</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>Price, 40 Cents per Volume, Postpaid</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>In this series we follow the fortunes of two American
-lads unable to leave Europe after war is declared. They
-meet the soldiers of the Allies, and decide to cast their
-lot with them. Their experiences and escapes are many,
-and furnish plenty of the good, healthy action that every
-boy loves.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES IN GREAT PERIL;
-or, With the Italian Army in the
-Alps.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES IN THE BALKAN
-CAMPAIGN; or, The Struggle to
-Save a Nation.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES AT LIEGE; or,
-Through Lines of Steel.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES ON THE FIRING
-LINE; or, Twelve Days Battle Along
-the Marne.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES WITH THE COSSACKS;
-or, A Wild Dash over the
-Carpathians.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BOY ALLIES IN THE TRENCHES;
-or, Midst Shot and Shell Along the
-Aisne.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='section ph2'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>Our Young Aeroplane Scouts Series</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='xsmall'>(Registered in the United States Patent Office)</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>By HORACE PORTER</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>Price, 40 Cents per Volume, Postpaid</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>A series of stories of two American boy aviators in the
-great European war zone. The fascinating life in midair
-is thrillingly described. The boys have many exciting
-adventures, and the narratives of their numerous
-escapes make up a series of wonderfully interesting
-stories.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>OUR YOUNG AEROPLANE SCOUTS
-IN ENGLAND; or, Twin Stars in the
-London Sky Patrol.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>OUR YOUNG AEROPLANE SCOUTS
-IN ITALY; or, Flying with the War
-Eagles of the Alps.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>OUR YOUNG AEROPLANE SCOUTS
-IN FRANCE AND BELGIUM; or,
-Saving the Fortunes of the Trouvilles.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>OUR YOUNG AEROPLANE SCOUTS IN
-GERMANY; or, Winning the Iron
-Cross.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>OUR YOUNG AEROPLANE SCOUTS IN
-RUSSIA; or, Lost on the Frozen
-Steppes.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>OUR YOUNG AEROPLANE SCOUTS IN
-TURKEY; or, Bringing the Light to
-Yusef.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='box'>
-
-<div class='section ph2'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>The Big Five Motorcycle Boys Series</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>By RALPH MARLOW</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'>Price, 40 Cents per Volume, Postpaid</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>It is doubtful whether a more entertaining lot of
-boys ever before appeared in a story than the “Big
-Five,” who figure in the pages of these volumes. From
-cover to cover the reader will be thrilled and delighted
-with the accounts of their many adventures.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BIG FIVE MOTORCYCLE BOYS
-ON THE BATTLE LINE; or, With
-the Allies in France.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BIG FIVE MOTORCYCLE BOYS
-AT THE FRONT; or, Carrying Dispatches
-Through Belgium.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BIG FIVE MOTORCYCLE BOYS
-UNDER FIRE; or, With the Allies in
-the War Zone.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BIG FIVE MOTORCYCLE BOYS’
-SWIFT ROAD CHASE; or, Surprising
-the Bank Robbers.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BIG FIVE MOTORCYCLE BOYS
-ON FLORIDA TRAILS; or, Adventures
-Among the Saw Palmetto
-Crackers.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BIG FIVE MOTORCYCLE BOYS
-IN TENNESSEE WILDS; or, The
-Secret of Walnut Ridge.</p>
-
-<p class='c014'>THE BIG FIVE MOTORCYCLE BOYS
-THROUGH BY WIRELESS; or, A
-Strange Message from the Air.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c003' />
-</div>
-<div class='tnotes'>
-
-<div class='section ph2'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
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- <li>P. <a href='#t182'>182</a>, changed “I’ll you” to “I’ll tell you”.
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- </li>
- <li>Silently corrected typographical errors and variations in spelling.
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- <li>Anachronistic, non-standard, and uncertain spellings retained as printed.
- </li>
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