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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Neddie and Beckie Stubtail (Two Nice Bears), by
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-Title: Neddie and Beckie Stubtail (Two Nice Bears)
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-[Illustration]
-
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- _BEDTIME STORIES_
-
-
-
-
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE STUBTAIL
- (TWO NICE BEARS)
-
-
- BY
- HOWARD R. GARIS
-
- AUTHOR OF “SAMMIE AND SUSIE LITTLETAIL,” “JOHNNIE AND BILLIE BUSHYTAIL,”
- “CHARLIE AND ARABELLA CHICK,” “THE SMITH BOYS,” “THE ISLAND BOYS,” ETC.
-
-
- Illustrated by LOUIS WISA
-
-
- A. L. BURT COMPANY
- PUBLISHERS · · NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
- PUBLISHER’S NOTE
-
-
- These stories appeared originally in the Evening News, of Newark, N.
- J., and are reproduced in book form by the kind permission of the
- publishers of that paper, to whom the author extends his thanks.
-
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-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
- STORY PAGE
- I. NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN TROUBLE 9
-
- II. BECKIE AND THE BUNS 17
-
- III. NEDDIE AND THE BEES’ NEST 25
-
- IV. BECKIE AND THE GRAPES 33
-
- V. NEDDIE AND THE TRAINED BEAR 41
-
- VI. THE STUBTAILS RUN AWAY 49
-
- VII. NEDDIE AND BECKIE CLIMB A POLE 57
-
- VIII. NEDDIE DOES A TRICK 65
-
- IX. THE STUBTAILS’ THANKSGIVING 73
-
- X. NEDDIE AND THE ELEPHANT 81
-
- XI. BECKIE AND THE MONKEY 89
-
- XII. NEDDIE AND BECKIE GO HOME 97
-
- XIII. NEDDIE AND FUZZY WUZZYTAIL 104
-
- XIV. BECKIE MAKES A DOLL’S DRESS 111
-
- XV. NEDDIE’S JOKE ON UNCLE WIGWAG 119
-
- XVI. MR. WHITEWASH AND THE STOVEPIPE 127
-
- XVII. PAPA STUBTAIL IN A TRAP 135
-
- XVIII. MAMMA STUBTAIL’S HONEY CAKES 143
-
- XIX. NEDDIE AND THE KINDLING WOOD 151
-
- XX. BECKIE’S COUGH MEDICINE 159
-
- XXI. NEDDIE AND THE TOOTING HORN 167
-
- XXII. BECKIE AND THE ORGAN MAN 175
-
- XXIII. NEDDIE PLAYS THE PIANO 183
-
- XXIV. NEDDIE AND BECKIE AT A PARTY 191
-
- XXV. NEDDIE IN A SNOWBANK 199
-
- XXVI. HELPING UNCLE WIGWAG 207
-
- XXVII. BECKIE AND HER WAX DOLL 215
-
- XXVIII. NEDDIE AND THE LEMON PIE 223
-
- XXIX. BECKIE AND THE COLD BIRDIE 231
-
- XXX. NEDDIE HELPS SANTA CLAUS 239
-
- XXXI. NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN THE CHIMNEY 246
-
-
-
-
- Neddie and Beckie Stubtail
-
-
-
-
- STORY I
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN TROUBLE
-
-
-So many different kinds of stories as I have told you! My goodness me,
-sakes alive, and some molasses popcorn! I should think you would get
-tired of them.
-
-But I hope you do not, and, as everyone likes something new once in a
-while, I thought I would make up some new stories for you. I have been
-telling you about rabbits and squirrels and ducks and chickens. How
-would you like to hear now about some little bear children? Not bad,
-savage bears, you know, but nice, kind, gentle, tame ones who always
-minded the papa and mamma bears, went to bed when they were told, and
-all that.
-
-Of course, I could tell you some stories about bad, growly and scratchy
-bears if I wanted to, but I’d rather not, if it’s all the same to you.
-
-Now, then, for some bear stories.
-
-Once upon a time, not so very many years ago, there lived in a house,
-called a cave, in the side of a hill, a family of bears. Their
-cave-house was not far from where Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy
-dogs, had their kennel, and the bear cave was only a short distance away
-from where Joie and Tommie and Kittie Kat lived.
-
-There were seven bears in the family, five grown-up ones and two
-children. There was a chap named Neddie, who was as nice a boy bear as
-you would want to meet. And there was a little girl bear named Beckie,
-and she was as cute as a soap bubble, if not cuter.
-
-Then there were the papa and mamma bears. And their last name was
-Stubtail, for bears, you know, have only a little, short stubby
-tail—hardly a tail at all, to tell the truth. But still it is more of a
-tail than Buddy and Brighteyes, the guinea pig children, have.
-
-Also living with this same Stubtail family of bears was an old gentleman
-bear named Uncle Wigwag, and the reason he was called that was because
-he was always playing tricks, or telling jokes, and when he laughed,
-after he had fooled anybody, he would wig and wag his head from side to
-side.
-
-Also there was Aunt Piffy, who was so fat that she used to puff and pant
-as she came upstairs, and lastly there was a real old bear gentleman
-named Mr. Whitewash. He was called that because he was all white—he was
-a polar bear from the North Pole, and he always wanted to sit on a cake
-of ice.
-
-So these bears lived together in the cave in the side of the hill, and
-they did many things, about which I shall have the pleasure of telling
-you. Neddie and Beckie did the most things to tell about, but, of
-course, sometimes the other bear folks did things also.
-
-One day when Neddie and Beckie had come home from their school, Mrs.
-Stubtail, the bear lady, said to her children:
-
-“Neddie—Beckie, I wish you would walk a little way through the woods,
-and meet your papa when he comes home from his work in the bed factory.”
-You see Mr. Stubtail worked at making mattresses for beds. With his long
-sharp claws he would make the inside of the mattresses all fluffy and
-soft so, no matter how wide awake you were, you always fell asleep when
-you stretched out on one of the beds the bear gentleman made.
-
-“Why do you want us to meet papa?” asked Neddie.
-
-“I want you to tell him to stop at the store on his way home and bring
-some honey,” said Mrs. Stubtail. “We are going to have hot cornmeal
-biscuits and honey for supper.”
-
-“Oh, joy!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws together. Then she waltzed
-around on her hind paws and she and Neddie hurried off down the road to
-meet their papa.
-
-As they were going along they heard a voice calling to them:
-
-“Oh, ho! Children, wait a minute! Here comes your Uncle Wiggily with
-some ice cream cones for you!”
-
-“Oh, let’s wait for our uncle, the rabbit gentleman,” said Neddie.
-
-So he and Beckie waited, and they heard a rustling in the bushes and
-their mouths were just getting ready for the ice cream cones when out
-popped Uncle Wigwag, the joking old bear.
-
-“Ha! Ha!” he cried, laughing and wigging and wagging his head. “That’s
-the time I fooled you!”
-
-Neddie and Beckie were so disappointed that they did not know what to
-say. Uncle Wigwag was laughing at his joke, but when he saw how badly
-the bear children felt he said:
-
-“Never mind. I’ll give you each a penny and you can buy yourself some
-ice cream cones.”
-
-So he did, and then Beckie and Neddie were happy, and they went on to
-meet their papa, while Uncle Wigwag looked around for some one else on
-whom he could play a joke.
-
-“We ought to meet papa soon now,” said Neddie, as he looked under an old
-stump to see if he could find any crabapples growing there.
-
-“A little farther on and we’ll see him,” spoke Beckie.
-
-They went on a little more, and all of a sudden Neddie saw a large
-hollow log lying on the ground. It was just like a stovepipe, only
-bigger and it had a hole all the way through it.
-
-“Ha! I’m going to crawl through that hollow log!” cried Neddie.
-
-“Better not,” warned Beckie. “Maybe something in it might catch you.”
-
-“Pooh! I’m not afraid!” cried Neddie. “Anyhow, I can look all the way
-through. There’s not a thing in it.”
-
-So he started to crawl through the hollow log, but my goodness me, sakes
-alive and some onion pancakes! Neddie had not gone very far before he
-found the hole in the log getting smaller.
-
-“I don’t believe I’ll be able to crawl through to the other end,”
-thought the little boy bear. Then he tried to back out, but he could
-not—he was stuck fast inside the hollow log.
-
-“Oh, help! Help!” cried Neddie, wiggling and trying to get out. But he
-was tightly held. He could hardly move.
-
-“What’s the matter?” asked Beckie from where she stood outside the
-hollow log.
-
-“I’m stuck! I can’t get out!” cried Neddie, and his voice sounded as if
-it were down cellar.
-
-“Wait! I’ll get a long stick and poke you out, just like you poke out a
-bean that gets stuck in your putty-blower,” said Beckie. So she got a
-long stick, and poked it in through the hollow log. All at once the
-stick came up against something soft.
-
-“What’s that?” asked Beckie, surprised like.
-
-“Stop! Ouch! It’s me!” yelled Neddie. “Stop it! You’re tickling my
-back.”
-
-“But I want to get you out,” said Beckie, poking in the stick again.
-
-“You can’t do it that way,” said her brother. “I guess you’ll have to
-crawl in after me and pull me out.”
-
-“All right,” said Beckie kindly, “I will.” So she climbed through the
-log from the same end where her brother had gone in. “I’m coming,”
-called Beckie. Then she grunted, all of a sudden.
-
-“What’s the matter?” asked Neddie, anxious-like.
-
-“I’m stuck, too,” answered Beckie. “Either I am too fat, or this log is
-too small. I can’t move either way, and I can’t help you.”
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Neddie. So there the two little bear children were in
-trouble inside the hollow log. They wiggled and squirmed and did
-everything they could think of to get out, but it was of no use. They
-were stuck fast.
-
-I don’t know how long they might have had to stay, nor what might have
-happened to them, had not their papa come along just then from the bed
-factory. The bear gentleman heard cries coming from the hollow log, and,
-listening a moment, he knew they were made by his children, Beckie and
-Neddie.
-
-“Ah ha!” cried Mr. Stubtail. “They are in the hollow log! I’ll soon get
-them out.”
-
-Then, with his strong claws, Mr. Stubtail made a big hole in the side of
-the log, taking care not to scratch Beckie or Neddie. Soon the hole was
-large enough for the two bear children to come out about the middle of
-the side of the log. And, oh! how glad they were.
-
-“I’ll never go in a hollow log again!” cried Beckie.
-
-“Nor I,” added Neddie. Then they told their papa about their mamma
-wanting honey, and he took them by the paws and led them to the store
-where honey was sold and bought some. Next they all went home to supper,
-and Uncle Wigwag said it was a good joke on Beckie and Neddie to get
-stuck in the hollow log. Perhaps it was, but the bear children did not
-think so. But they liked the honey, anyhow.
-
-So in the next story, if the jumping-jack doesn’t fall off his stick
-down into the cake dish, and get all covered with frosting so he looks
-like a candy doll, I’ll tell you about Beckie and the buns.
-
-
-
-
- STORY II
- BECKIE AND THE BUNS
-
-
-The next day, after Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little bear
-children, had been caught in the hollow log, and their papa had to claw
-them out, they didn’t go to school. It was not because they were not
-well enough, for, after all, being stuck inside a hollow log doesn’t
-hurt a bear child very much. You see they have a lot of soft, fluffy fur
-on them.
-
-No, that wasn’t the reason Beckie and Neddie didn’t go to school. And it
-wasn’t because it was Saturday, either. No, it was because there was no
-school on account of the teacher bear having a toothache. And when a
-bear has the toothache he really can’t do anything. He has to go to the
-dentist right away.
-
-It was so with the teacher bear.
-
-On the outside of the school house door the bear teacher hung a white
-piece of birch bark, on which was printed:
-
- NO SCHOOL TO-DAY.
- I’VE GOT THE TOOTHACHE.
-
-“Oh, goodie!” cried Neddie when he read it, and he felt so happy that he
-tried to wag his little short tail, only he couldn’t.
-
-“Why, Neddie, I’m s’prised at you!” exclaimed Tommie Kat, who, with his
-brother and sister, Joie and Kittie, had also come to school.
-
-“Oh, I’m not glad ’cause teacher’s got the toothache,” said Neddie
-Stubtail quickly, “it’s just because there’s no school.”
-
-“Oh, then so’m I glad,” said Kittie Kat, purring softly.
-
-So all the animal children went home on account of the school being
-closed, and when Mrs. Stubtail saw Beckie and Neddie coming up to the
-cave-house, she exclaimed:
-
-“Why, what does this mean?” The little bears told their mamma, and Aunt
-Piffy, who had just come up from down cellar, said:
-
-“Well, if there is no (puff) school, I can (puff) hear your (puff)
-lessons!” You see she puffed because she was all out of breath.
-
-“Oh, no, thank you,” said Neddie quickly, “we’ll have to-day’s lessons
-to-morrow, so we don’t have to study any now.”
-
-Then he went out to have some fun: and one of the things he did was to
-watch his uncle Wigwag and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman,
-building a new room onto the cave-house. It was a room made from a big
-hollow log—not the same one that Neddie and Beckie had been caught in,
-however, but another one. Mrs. Stubtail wanted her cave-house made
-larger so Uncle Wigwag suggested adding on a hollow log for a
-sitting-room.
-
-So that’s what he and Mr. Whitewash were doing, and Neddie helped them
-by getting in their way every now and then, so they wouldn’t work too
-fast and get all tired out. Finally Uncle Wigwag said:
-
-“Neddie, I wish you’d go to the store and get me some red paint to color
-this log green.” And, never thinking it was a joke, off Neddie ran.
-
-Pretty soon after that his mamma wanted him to go to the store to get
-her a yeast cake, so she could make bread. But, as Neddie was not in
-sight, Beckie went.
-
-On her way home with the yeast cake in her paws Beckie had to go past a
-house where some other bears lived. Now these bears were not nice and
-good. In fact they were bad, and because they were bad, and because the
-Stubtail family was a family of good bears the bad bears did not like
-them.
-
-Why, would you believe it? Often those bad bears would take rabbit and
-squirrel and guinea pig children off to their dens and keep them there
-for ever and ever so long, just to be mean, you know. But none of the
-Stubtails, or Mr. Whitewash, or Uncle Wigwag, or Aunt Piffy would do
-anything like that. Maybe Uncle Wigwag would play a joke, or do
-something funny, but nothing that was real mean.
-
-And once Mr. Whitewash met a little boy kitten in the woods—Joie Kat I
-think it was. And Joie was wiggling and squirming and twisting this way
-and that.
-
-“What’s the matter, Joie?” asked Mr. Whitewash. “Have you the measles?”
-
-“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Joie, “my back itches me terribly, and I can’t
-reach the place to scratch it. Oh, dear!”
-
-Now, there’s nothing worse than to have an itchy place in your back and
-not be able to scratch it. Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, knew that, so
-with his claws he gently scratched Joie’s back for him and tickled the
-little kitten boy very much.
-
-But if Joie had met one of the bad bears, why, my goodness me, and some
-peanut butter on your cracker! The bad bear would, just as soon as not,
-have taken Joie off to his den and made him pull chestnuts out of the
-fire for the other bears to eat. That’s what it is to be a bad bear!
-
-And that was the cave-house in the woods which Beckie had to go past on
-her way home from the store with the yeast cake. But she was not afraid,
-even of the bad bears.
-
-However, one of the bad bears, looking out of a window in his
-cave-house, saw her coming and he said to his brothers:
-
-“Ha! There’s that goody-goody little Stubtail girl! I’m going to get her
-in here and pull her hair!”
-
-“How are you going to do it?” asked another bear.
-
-“I’ll show you!” spoke the first one.
-
-So he went to the cupboard and got a lot of sweet buns. Bears, you know,
-love buns almost more than anything else. If ever you see some tame
-bears in a cage or in a park give them a few buns, and see how they
-enjoy them. That is, if the keeper lets you, not otherwise.
-
-So this bad bear, who wanted to pull Beckie’s hair, just because she was
-good, threw a bun out of his window. It fell close to the little bear
-girl, who looked at it in surprise.
-
-“Ha!” she exclaimed, “that is strange! I wonder if it is raining buns
-from the sky?” She looked up, but she could see none falling from the
-clouds, and because the bad bear who had thrown the bun was hiding
-behind the window curtains Beckie could not see him, either.
-
-“Well, I’ll eat it,” the little animal said, and she did, for it was a
-good bun, even if a bad bear did throw it.
-
-“Ha!” said one of the bad bears to his brother, “I don’t see how you’re
-going to get her in here to pull her hair just by tossing buns at her.”
-
-“You just watch,” said the first bad bear.
-
-Then he threw another bun, when Beckie wasn’t looking, and this one he
-did not toss quite so far. It fell nearer to the cave-house of the bad
-bears.
-
-“Oh joy!” cried Beckie, seeing the second bun, “someone is very good to
-me to-day!”
-
-Ah! If she had only known.
-
-“See!” exclaimed one bad bear to the other, “that’s how I’m going to get
-Beckie in here! Every bun she picks up will bring her closer and closer
-to us, and soon I can jump out and grab her!”
-
-Oh, wasn’t he the bad old bear!
-
-Well, Beckie ate the second bun, and then came a third one, sailing
-through the air.
-
-“Why, it surely is raining buns!” cried Beckie in delight. “I mustn’t
-eat them all. I’ll save some to take home to Neddie.”
-
-So she began to put the buns in her pocket, and she never noticed that
-each one she picked up brought her nearer and nearer and nearer to the
-cave of the bad bears.
-
-The last bun was almost on their doorstep, and, just as Beckie reached
-over for it, the bad bear jumped out and grabbed her.
-
-“Oh dear!” cried poor Beckie Stubtail.
-
-But the bad bears did not get a chance to take her into their house.
-Just as they were going to do it along came Mr. Whitewash, the kind
-polar bear. He was looking for Neddie to tell him Uncle Wigwag was only
-joking about the red paint to make a log green. And then Mr. Whitewash
-saw the bad bear grab Beckie who had picked up the buns.
-
-And what do you think Mr. Whitewash did?
-
-Why, the big, brave white polar bear went right up to the bad black bear
-and he cuffed him on the ears with his broad paws, and pushed him back
-inside his own house, and then he tickled that furry creature in the
-ribs until the bad bear had to laugh whether he wanted to or not, and
-then Mr. Whitewash just grabbed Beckie up under his paw and hurried away
-home with her. And, oh, how angry the bad bears were, because they could
-pull no one’s hair.
-
-“Beckie, you must be very careful about going near that bear house
-again,” said her mamma when she heard the story.
-
-“I will, but, anyhow, I got the buns,” said Beckie, as she gave Neddie
-some.
-
-So that’s all now, if you please, but the next story will be about
-Neddie and the bees’ nest—that is, if the nutmeg grater doesn’t scratch
-the piano and make it cry when the rubber doll tries to play a song on
-it.
-
-
-
-
- STORY III
- NEDDIE AND THE BEES’ NEST
-
-
-One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little boy and girl bears,
-started for school, Uncle Wigwag, the funny old bear gentleman who, with
-Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, was building a sitting-room on to the
-cave-house out of a hollow tree log, said:
-
-“Neddie, when you come back from your lessons this afternoon I shall
-have something for you to do.”
-
-“All right,” answered Neddie politely, as he stood up on his hind legs
-and reached for a bunch of grapes growing on a vine in the woods. “All
-right, Uncle Wigwag. Do you want me to go after some blue paint to color
-a board pink?” and Neddie laughed.
-
-Uncle Wigwag laughed too, for you see he was always playing jokes on
-Neddie and Beckie, and he remembered when he had once sent the little
-bear boy for the wrong kind of paint.
-
-“No,” answered the old gentleman bear, “nothing like that, Neddie; I
-just want to take you for a walk in the woods, and have you go see Uncle
-Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, with me. Uncle Wiggily is going
-to sell his automobile and buy a new car, so maybe he’ll give us his old
-one.”
-
-“Oh, joy! I hope he does!” cried Neddie.
-
-“So do I!” exclaimed Beckie.
-
-Then she and her brother went to school and learned their lessons, such
-as how to make beds in hollow stumps, and how to scratch their letters
-on the white bark of a birch tree and how to keep out of dangerous
-traps, and all things like that.
-
-And all the while Neddie was wondering whether or not Uncle Wiggily
-would give them his old automobile.
-
-“If he does,” thought the little bear boy, “we can have lots of fun. It
-will be better than sliding down hill or eating ice cream cones.”
-
-Well, after a while, school was out, and the blackboards could take a
-rest and the pieces of chalk could lie down on the back of the erasers
-and go to sleep. Out trooped the animal children.
-
-“Come on, Neddie!” cried Joie Kat, the kitten boy. “Let’s have a game of
-tag!”
-
-“Or run a race!” added Tommie Kat.
-
-“No, I’ve got to go home,” said Neddie. “My uncle is going to take me
-with him.”
-
-So he did not stop to play, but hurried on. Beckie, however, played with
-Kittie Kat and with Susie Littletail, the rabbit girl, and Alice and
-Lulu Wibblewobble, the duck girls.
-
-“Well, here I am, Uncle Wigwag!” at last called Neddie, as he ran up to
-the old bear gentleman. “Come on!”
-
-“Just a minute, Neddie. Sit down on this board while I saw it in two,
-will you? I want it for the front steps,” said Uncle Wigwag.
-
-So Neddie, thinking nothing wrong, sat down on the board, which was
-placed between two stumps, resting on them. And no sooner had Neddie
-seated himself, than “Crack!” went the board, breaking right in the
-middle, and down Neddie went. But he wasn’t hurt, for Uncle Wigwag, when
-he played this trick, had placed a pile of soft leaves for Neddie to
-fall on. They were just like a cushion.
-
-“Excuse my joke!” laughed Uncle Wigwag. You see he had nearly sawed the
-board in two before Neddie arrived, and when the little bear boy sat on
-it the pieces were just held together by a few shreds of wood. Of
-course, they easily broke with Neddie’s weight.
-
-“Oh, that’s all right! I don’t mind!” laughed Neddie, brushing the dried
-leaves off his fur. “You must have your joke, I suppose, Uncle Wigwag.”
-
-“Indeed I must,” answered the old gentleman bear. “But here is a penny
-for you to buy a lollypop, because you took my trick so good-naturedly.”
-
-Then Uncle Wigwag, shaking his head, set off through the woods with
-Neddie to the house of Uncle Wiggily, the rabbit gentleman, to ask for
-the old auto.
-
-“Hum! Let me see!” exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, when Uncle Wigwag had asked
-him. “My old auto, eh? Well, I will think about it. Sit down, Mr.
-Wigwag, and I’ll consider it.”
-
-“And may I go off and buy a lollypop?” asked Neddie, hoping that, by the
-time he came back, Uncle Wiggily would have given Uncle Wigwag the old
-auto.
-
-“Yes, toddle off!” exclaimed Uncle Wigwag, so Neddie toddled off.
-
-On and on he went through the woods, and pretty soon he came to a tree
-on the side of which he saw something sticky. A number of flies were
-buzzing around it, and at first Neddie thought it was flypaper. But when
-he went closer he smelled something sweet, and putting the tip of his
-paw on it, and then putting his paw to his mouth, Neddie found the
-sticky stuff on the tree was honey; just as you wet the tip of your
-finger when you want to see whether there is sugar or salt in the pepper
-dish.
-
-“Ah, ha! Honey!” cried Neddie. “I just love honey! It is better than
-lollypops!”
-
-He put his red tongue on the sticky stuff, and licked off all he could
-reach. Then he stretched up with his paws and got more. Finally he could
-reach up no farther.
-
-But he looked up, and he saw a big black lump high in the tree, and
-Neddie said to himself:
-
-“That must be where the most honey is. I’ll climb up and get some, and
-take some home to mamma and Beckie.”
-
-Now, Neddie could climb a tree very well. All bears can, even little
-baby ones, for they have sharp claws for that very thing. So Neddie got
-ready to climb, and before doing so he sang this little song:
-
- “Honey, honey in a tree,
- Some for you and some for me.
- Oh! how I do love sweet honey,
- I can get this without money!”
-
-Then Neddie began to climb. Higher and higher he went in the tree, and
-as he went up he could smell the sweet honey more and more, and his
-mouth fairly watered for it.
-
-Neddie did not stop to think that the honey was not his. All he thought
-of was how good it would taste, and how much he wanted it. Nor did he
-stop to ask himself what that funny buzzing sound was, that seemed to
-come from inside the tree.
-
-“Oh, you honey!” gaily cried Neddie, as he climbed higher.
-
-Finally he got to the big black lump, and, surely enough, it was a pile
-of honeycomb, the little holes being all filled with the sweet, sticky
-stuff.
-
-“Oh, this beats lollypops!” cried Neddie. “It is better even than
-automobiles.”
-
-Neddie reached his paw into the middle of the black mass and scooped out
-a lot of honey. He put it in his mouth and began to chew on it. It was
-so good that he just had to shut his eyes.
-
-“Oh, yum! yum!” cried Neddie.
-
-Now, if he had had his eyes open Neddie might have seen a lot of bees
-flying out of the hollow honey tree. But he did not look. He was
-thinking too much of the sweet stuff. Out buzzed the bees, and they were
-very angry that some one had come to take their sweet stuff. And, small
-as they were, the bees were not afraid of Neddie, who was quite a large
-bear boy.
-
-“Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!” went the bees. “Get away from our honey!” Then they
-flew at Neddie, and with their sharp stings they stung him on the end of
-his soft and tender nose, and on the bottom parts of his paws, where
-they had no fur, and on his ears; and some of the bees even snuggled
-down in his fur and stung him through that.
-
-“Oh, wow!” cried Neddie, as he felt the needle-like stings. Then he
-opened his eyes quickly enough.
-
-“Get away from our honey!” buzzed the bees, and Neddie was glad to slide
-down that tree more quickly than he had climbed up it. Oh! how his nose
-smarted, and his paws! He seemed on fire all over. He licked the honey
-off his paws, but it did not taste good any more.
-
-“Oh, wow! Double wow!” howled poor Neddie, and then he started to run
-home as fast as he could. And on the way he met Uncle Wigwag, who soon
-knew what the matter was.
-
-“Some cool, wet mud on your nose will stop the pain,” said the bear
-gentleman, and he took Neddie to a brook and made him a nice
-mud-plaster. Then Neddie felt better, but he said he would never go near
-a bees’ honey nest again.
-
-“And did Uncle Wiggily give you the auto?” asked Neddie of Uncle Wigwag
-on their way home.
-
-“He is still thinking about it,” said Uncle Wigwag. “Oh, but your nose
-is all swelled up like a football, Neddie.” And so it was. But in a few
-days it was all better.
-
-And in the story after this, if the horse radish doesn’t run away with
-the spoon-holder and scare the knives and forks off the sideboard, I’ll
-tell you about Beckie and the grapes.
-
-
-
-
- STORY IV
- BECKIE AND THE GRAPES
-
-
-The nose of Neddie Stubtail, the little bear boy, was so badly swelled
-from the bee stings, after he took some of their honey, that he could
-not go to school next day, nor for some days after that. I told you in
-the story before this how Neddie got stung.
-
-So Neddie’s mamma let him stay home from school, but even at that he
-could not have much fun, for he could not go out and play, and what is
-the good of staying home from school if you have to remain in the house
-all the while?
-
-There were two reasons for Neddie’s staying in the cave-house, on the
-side of the green hill, and not going out. One reason was that most of
-the day all his boy animal friends were at their lessons in school.
-
-The other reason was that when Neddie did go out with them, they all
-looked at his stung and swollen nose in such a funny way that it made
-him feel queer. He did not like it.
-
-Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, would ask:
-
-“What is the matter, Neddie? Did you bite yourself, or fall downstairs?”
-
-And Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the squirrel brothers, would say:
-
-“Why, Neddie, did your Uncle Wigwag play a trick on you?”
-
-Then Joie or Tommie Kat would want to know:
-
-“Neddie, did you fall out of bed in your sleep, and bump your nose?”
-
-“Neither one! Now you stop!” Neddie would exclaim, and then he’d go in
-the house. Oh, he was sorry in more ways than one that he had ever
-meddled with the bees’ nest, even if he did get some honey out of it.
-
-But one afternoon, when Neddie had come in the house because the other
-animal boys plagued him so, Mrs. Stubtail, the bear mamma, whispered to
-Beckie, who was Neddie’s sister:
-
-“Beckie, you know Neddie feels pretty badly, don’t you?”
-
-“Yes, mamma, I do. His nose must pain him very much.”
-
-“Indeed it does. Now I’d like to give him a little treat. Suppose you go
-to the store and get him some ice cream. That will cool off his nose and
-he will feel better.”
-
-“Of course I’ll go, mamma!” exclaimed Beckie. So she put on her little
-red cloak and bonnet and off through the woods she went to where Jack
-Frost kept an ice cream store.
-
-Beckie got a nice big box of ice cream for her brother, and on her way
-back through the woods the little bear girl saw some lovely bunches of
-wild grapes hanging on a vine. They were almost the last of the season
-and soon the grapes would be all gone, for the animals of the woods, and
-the birds of the air, would eat them.
-
-“I’m going to pick some nice bunches, and take them home to Neddie,”
-thought Beckie kindly. “Maybe he’ll like them with his ice cream.”
-
-So Beckie set down the box of frozen sweet stuff, and began pulling off
-some bunches of wild grapes with her long claws, which were to her just
-what your fingers are to you.
-
-Well, in a little while, not so very long, Beckie heard some one coming
-up behind her, sort of slow and careful like, and she quickly turned
-around. For she knew there were bad animals in the wood, who would be
-glad to carry her off to their dens. Beckie was a very sweet, fat little
-bear.
-
-But all Beckie saw, when she turned around was Mr. Fuzzytail, the fox
-gentleman.
-
-“Ah, Ha!” exclaimed Mr. Fuzzytail. “Good afternoon, Beckie! I hope I see
-you well. Gathering grapes, I observe!”
-
-“Yes,” answered Beckie, wondering why Mr. Fuzzytail was so polite to
-her. Usually he hardly spoke, always going past as if he were in a great
-hurry. And when she saw Mr. Fuzzytail smiling in such a sly way, Beckie
-knew the fox gentleman had some reason for his politeness.
-
-“Beautiful day; isn’t it?” went on Mr. Fuzzytail, pretending to look at
-his paws, to see if there were any stickers on them.
-
-“Yes,” said Beckie. “Would you like some grapes?”
-
-Beckie thought she would be just as polite as that fox was, and maybe
-she could find out what he was after.
-
-“For he is after something,” decided the little bear girl, “and it isn’t
-grapes, either.”
-
-“Grapes? Why, yes, if you will be so kind and condescending as to stoop
-so low without bending, I would be thankful for a small bunch,” spoke
-Mr. Fuzzytail, very, very politely indeed.
-
-“Oh, he’s surely up to some trick,” thought Beckie. “I must find out
-what it is. He’s as bad at tricks as our Uncle Wigwag.”
-
-Beckie was not afraid of the fox. She was larger and stronger than he
-was, even if she was only a small bear girl. Of course, Kittie Kat, or
-Lulu or Alice Wibblewobble, the duck girls, would have feared Mr.
-Fuzzytail, but Beckie did not.
-
-So she picked a nice bunch of grapes for him, and while he was slowly
-eating them, picking off the bad ones, Beckie looked all about. But she
-could see no danger. And, all the while, Mr. Fuzzytail kept talking to
-Beckie. He asked her all sorts of questions—how she was getting on at
-school, how her brother’s stung nose was, what her papa worked at, and
-whether Aunt Piffy’s epizootic was any better. Oh, that fox was a sly
-fellow!
-
-And now I’ll tell you why he was so polite, and why he stayed there
-talking to Beckie, and why he ate his grapes so slowly.
-
-Do you remember the bad bears who lived in the woods? Yes. Well, do you
-remember how once they tried to get Beckie into their caves, by tossing
-buns to her, so they could pull her hair?
-
-Oh, you do. Very good! Well, these same bears, or rather, one of them,
-was after Beckie again. He was the largest and the worst of the bad
-bears, too.
-
-He had seen Beckie start off to the store, and he made up his mind he’d
-get her. Only he knew that if he followed along she might hear him
-tramping over the sticks, for he was a very heavy bear. And he knew that
-if he started to run after Beckie he could not catch her, for she was
-light on her paws and swift to run.
-
-So the bad bear planned a trick. He met Mr. Fuzzytail, the fox, and said
-to him:
-
-“Now you creep along after Beckie. She won’t be afraid of you, and if
-you can keep her there by the grape vine for a while, by talking to her,
-it will give me a chance to sneak up behind the bushes and grab her
-before she knows what is happening. Will you do it?”
-
-“I will,” said Mr. Fuzzytail, for he was afraid of the big bad bear. So
-that’s how it was the fox kept on talking to Beckie as she picked the
-grapes. He wanted to keep her attention so she would not notice the bear
-sneaking up on her.
-
-Finally Beckie said:
-
-“Well, I must be going now. Good-by, Mr. Fuzzytail.”
-
-“Oh, good-by,” said the sly fox, and out of the corner of his eye he saw
-the bad bear behind the grape vine. The bear had sneaked up without
-Beckie hearing him, because she was so busy in being polite to the fox.
-“Good-by, Beckie,” went on Mr. Fuzzytail. And then to himself he said:
-“I guess you won’t go very far.”
-
-Well, Beckie leaned over to pick up the box of ice cream that she had
-bought for Neddie and just then, with a loud roar, out from behind the
-grape vine sprang the bad bear:
-
-“Ha! This is the time I have you!” he cried to Beckie.
-
-Beckie jumped so that the box of ice cream slipped out of her paw and
-fell to the ground. The paper box hit a sharp stone, burst open and out
-ran the ice cream all over, for it had melted when Beckie stopped to
-pick the grapes.
-
-“Wow!” cried the bad bear, as he made a jump for Beckie.
-
-But he never reached her. Beckie leaped back just in time, and the bear
-came down with his paws in the puddle of the slippery ice cream.
-
-“Bang!” he went. His feet slid out from under him, just as if he were
-coasting down hill backward, and he got so tangled up with himself that
-by the time he was untangled Beckie had run away and gotten safely home.
-Oh, how she ran! No bad bear could catch her.
-
-The bad creature who had gone to all this trouble to catch Beckie got up
-out of the ice cream. He was a funny looking sight, all splattered up
-and plastered with dried leaves.
-
-“This was all your fault!” he cried to the fox. “Be off before I bite
-you!” And the sly fox was glad enough to go.
-
-So that’s how Beckie got away from the bear by means of the slippery ice
-cream. She told her mamma what had happened, and Mrs. Stubtail sent
-Uncle Wigwag to the store for more ice cream for Neddie. So the little
-bear, who was stung by the bees, had some, after all, and everybody was
-happy except the bad bear.
-
-And in the following story, if the chocolate drop doesn’t fall out of
-the window and get all squashed flat on the postman’s umbrella, I’ll
-tell you about Neddie and the trained bear.
-
-
-
-
- STORY V
- NEDDIE AND THE TRAINED BEAR
-
-
-“Come on out and have some fun!” called Tommie Kat, the little kitten
-boy, to Neddie Stubtail, the little bear chap, one afternoon when all
-the animal children had come home from school. “Come on out, Neddie!”
-
-Neddie had just entered the cave-house, where he lived with his mamma
-and papa and the rest of the bear folk. Neddie tossed his books into one
-corner, his hat into another and then he called out:
-
-“Oh, I’m hungry, I want something to eat!”
-
-“Never mind about eating,” said Tommie Kat, “come on have some fun.”
-
-“No, I must eat!” cried Neddie, and he rushed out toward the kitchen.
-
-Well, as it happened, just then Aunt Piffy, the fat lady bear who lived
-with Mrs. Stubtail, being her sister, in fact; Aunt Piffy, as it
-happened, just then, was coming in from the kitchen with a large plate
-of doughnuts she had just baked.
-
-And, of course, Neddie, being in such a hurry, ran right into Aunt
-Piffy, doughnuts, plate and all, and then——
-
-Oh dear! Such a time as there was!
-
-Aunt Piffy suddenly sat down, and it is a mercy she didn’t sit on
-Neddie, for if she had there would have been quite a sad happening, as
-Aunt Piffy was very large and stout. And the plate fell from her paws,
-and broke into twelve pieces, or maybe thirteen, for all I know, and the
-doughnuts rolled all over the floor, one even bumping down the cellar
-stairs.
-
-“Oh, dear! What happened?” gasped Aunt Piffy, and she could hardly
-breathe, she was so excited.
-
-“I—I guess I happened,” said Neddie, looking all around at the scattered
-doughnuts. “But I—I didn’t mean to,” he added. “I’ll help pick up the
-cakes.”
-
-“First, if you please, help me up,” said Aunt Piffy, puffing and blowing
-to get her breath.
-
-“I’ll help you!” exclaimed Tommie Kat, for he had heard, from out on the
-porch of Neddie’s cave-house, the noise of the fall and had come in see
-what had caused it.
-
-So Tommie and Neddie helped Aunt Piffy get up on her hind paws, and then
-Neddie began gathering up the spilled cakes.
-
-“May I help at that, too?” asked Tommie, and Aunt Piffy answered:
-
-“I should be glad to have you. And you may have a doughnut, Tommie.”
-
-“How about me?” asked Neddie, thinking perhaps he did not deserve one
-for having been in such a hurry as to make his Aunt Piffy tumble down.
-
-“Oh, well; yes, I guess you may have one also,” said the bear lady. By
-this time she had her breath again and soon Neddie and Tommie had picked
-up the doughnuts. They each kept one and ate them as they went out to
-play.
-
-But they had not been out long before Mrs. Stubtail called to her little
-bear boy:
-
-“Neddie, come right in here and pick up your things! You have scattered
-your books all over, and your school cap is on the floor.”
-
-“Oh, ma, I don’t want to!” exclaimed Neddie; but his mamma made him,
-because it is not good for boys to be careless and scatter things all
-over the room.
-
-Then Neddie could play, and he and Tommie had lots of fun. They frisked
-about in the woods, for it was cold and jumping about made them warm.
-Then Tommie said:
-
-“Oh, let’s go over and see Uncle Wiggily, the rabbit gentleman.”
-
-“All right, we will,” spoke Neddie. “And I’ll ask him if he has yet made
-up his mind about giving his old automobile to Uncle Wigwag.”
-
-So the kitten boy and the little bear chap went over to the hollow stump
-where the old gentleman rabbit lived, but he was not at home, having
-gone for a ride with Grandfather Goosey Gander, the duck gentleman.
-
-“Well, let’s take a walk in the woods and see if an adventure will
-happen to us,” suggested Tommie.
-
-“All right,” agreed Neddie, and off they went. They had not gone far
-before they met Dickie Chip-Chip, the sparrow boy, flying through the
-air, and Dickie said:
-
-“Oh, Tommie Kat, your mamma is looking all over for you. She wants you
-to go to the store.”
-
-“Then I’d better go home,” said Tommie, and off he ran with his tail up
-in the air like a fishing pole. That left Neddie all alone, for Dickie
-Chip Chip could not stay to play with him.
-
-“Never mind,” thought Neddie, “I’ll look for an adventure by myself.”
-
-He went on and on, and pretty soon he came to a big hole in the ground.
-He was looking down in it, thinking perhaps some new bear might live
-there, when, all of a sudden, up from the hole was poked a long nose,
-and then Neddie saw a big mouth, filled with shining white teeth, and a
-voice cried:
-
-“Ah, ha! Now I have you!” And the first thing Neddie knew the
-skillery-scalery alligator, with the humps on his tail, had grabbed him
-by the back of his neck.
-
-“Oh, let me go! Let me go!” cried Neddie.
-
-“No, I’ll not!” said the alligator, speaking in a thick voice, like cold
-potatoes, for you see he had hold of Neddie by his teeth, and he could
-not talk very well, that alligator couldn’t.
-
-Neddie wiggled this way and that and tried to get loose. It did not hurt
-him very much, for there was thick fur on the back of his neck, and the
-alligator’s teeth did not go through. It was just like when the mamma
-cat carries her little kittens, you know, in her mouth by the backs of
-their necks. Only you must not carry the kittens that way unless papa or
-mamma shows you how, for you might choke them. And I know you wouldn’t
-do that for the world.
-
-Anyhow, there the alligator had hold of Neddie by the loose skin at the
-back of the little boy bear’s neck, and the skillery-scalery creature
-was trying to drag Neddie down into the hole in the ground.
-
-“Let me go! Let me go!” begged Neddie.
-
-“Nope! Nope!” said the ’gator, pulling harder than ever.
-
-Neddie braced with his claws in the dirt, but, in spite of this, he was
-being dragged along, for the alligator was bigger and stronger than the
-bear boy.
-
-Neddie was almost down in the hole and he was wishing he had not gone
-off alone to look for an adventure, when right behind him, he heard a
-large bear growling. At first he hoped it was his papa or Uncle Wigwag,
-the joking bear, or even Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, who
-had come to save him. But when he looked he saw it was a strange
-man-bear.
-
-However, that strange man-bear was very kind to Neddie. Rushing up to
-the alligator, the big bear just tickled him on his thick and scaly hide
-with his sharp claws, and that ’gator was so tickled, and he had to
-laugh so hard, that he let Neddie go.
-
-“Quick now!” cried the big bear, “jump out of the way, little bear boy!”
-
-And you may be sure Neddie got out of the hole and the skillery-scalery
-alligator, still laughing at being tickled, went and hid in the woods
-and did not come out for a day and a half.
-
-Then Neddie looked at the bear gentleman who had saved him. This bear
-was very nice and kind-looking, only he had an iron ring in his nose,
-and fastened to the ring was a long chain.
-
-“What is that for?” asked Neddie, after he had gotten over being
-frightened.
-
-“That is so I will not get lost,” said the other. “You see I am a tame
-bear, and do tricks, and my master has this ring in my nose, and leads
-me around by it so I will not go away. And he feeds me buns and popcorn.
-Oh, it’s nice to be a trained bear!”
-
-“A trained bear, eh?” said Neddie. “Are you like a train of cars that I
-got for Christmas?”
-
-“No, I am trained to do tricks,” said the tame bear. “See, I will show
-you,” and he stood on his head and turned a somersault, and then waltzed
-around in a circle. “Would you not like to learn to do those things?” he
-asked Neddie.
-
-“Maybe,” said the little bear boy, who was not quite sure.
-
-“Then come with me,” invited the tame bear.
-
-But just then there was a rustling in the bushes and out came a real man
-with a long pole and a brass horn. And he took hold of the tame bear’s
-nose chain and looked at Neddie, the man did. And as Neddie had been
-taught to be always afraid of men, the bear boy ran home through the
-woods as fast as he could, and told all that had happened to him.
-
-“It was a narrow escape for you,” said his papa. Then supper was ready
-and Neddie and Beckie, his sister, ate as much as was good for them, and
-not a bit more, I do assure you.
-
-And in the next story, if the raisins in the rice pudding don’t all hop
-out and leave it as full of holes as a Swiss cheese sandwich, I’ll tell
-you about the little Stubtails running away.
-
-
-
-
- STORY VI
- THE STUBTAILS RUN AWAY
-
-
-“What are you thinking of, Neddie?” asked Beckie Stubtail, the little
-bear girl, one Saturday morning when there was no school and when she
-and her brother were out in front of the cave-house brushing up the
-dried leaves to make a bonfire.
-
-“Oh, I’m not thinking of much,” said Neddie, with a look through the
-woods to see if he could see his Uncle Wigwag trying to play any tricks
-on him.
-
-“Oh, but you must be thinking of something,” insisted Beckie. “For I
-have had to speak to you twice before you answered, and when mamma asked
-if you didn’t want to scrape out the frosting dish when she was making a
-cake, you said: ‘I would if I didn’t have to have a ring in my nose.’
-What in the world did you mean, Neddie?”
-
-“Hush!” exclaimed the little bear boy, looking all around. “Not so loud.
-Some one may hear you!”
-
-“Well, what if they do?” asked Beckie in surprise. “I only said what you
-said about having a ring in your nose——”
-
-“Hush, that’s it!” exclaimed Neddie. “You know——”
-
-“I know you said the tame trained bear had one,” went on Beckie, “but
-what has that got to do with you!”
-
-“Hush!” exclaimed Neddie, coming nearer and taking hold of Beckie’s paw,
-“that’s it, Beckie. How would you like to become a trained bear and do
-tricks, Beckie?”
-
-“Like it? Why, I wouldn’t like it at all!” exclaimed the little bear
-girl. “I think it would be perfectly horrid to have a ring in your
-nose.”
-
-“Well, maybe we wouldn’t have to,” went on her brother. “That’s what
-I’ve been thinking of.”
-
-“Why, Neddie Stubtail!” exclaimed Beckie. “I’m going straight and tell
-mamma! The very idonical idea!”
-
-“No, don’t do that!” cried Neddie, grabbing his sister by the paw before
-she could run into the cave-house. “Wait and I’ll tell you about it.”
-
-“Oh, I know,” spoke Beckie, and tears came into her eyes. “You’re
-thinking of running away and becoming a trained bear! Oh, don’t do it!”
-
-“Why not?” asked Neddie. “I think it would be fun. You know the day the
-skillery-scalery alligator had me by the neck, the good tame bear came
-along and tickled the ’gator so that he had to let me go.”
-
-“Yes,” said Beckie. “I remember that, but I don’t see why——”
-
-“Listen!” went on Neddie, just as the nice telephone girl says it,
-“listen and I’ll tell you all about it.”
-
-So Beckie listened as hard as she could.
-
-“The trained tame bear said he could do lots of tricks,” went on Neddie,
-“and he did some for me. And he also said the man gave him buns and
-popcorn and lots of good things to eat.”
-
-“Oh, but papa has always taught us to be afraid of real men,” said
-Beckie.
-
-“Yes, maybe real men, with guns and dogs. But this man only had a stick,
-like mamma’s clothes pole, and a brass trumpet. And as I ran away
-through the woods I could hear him blowing a lovely tune on it. I’m sure
-he was a good man.”
-
-“Well, maybe,” admitted Beckie. “But are you going to run away and
-become a tame trained bear?”
-
-“I’m thinking of it,” answered Neddie. “And maybe you would like to
-come, too. Just imagine—sweet buns every day—and popcorn balls, no
-lessons—and doing tricks, and having that man play on the brass horn for
-you——”
-
-Now it wasn’t right of Neddie to do this, and try to make Beckie come
-away with him. It was bad enough for the little boy bear to think of
-going off by himself. But when he wanted his sister to come, too—well,
-it wasn’t right; that’s all. Neddie was older than Beckie and he should
-have known better. But that’s the way it is sometimes, even with boys in
-real life. Of course I don’t mean any of you, but there are some other
-children I could name if I wanted to. But I’m not going to.
-
-Well, anyhow, Neddie talked of how nice it would be for him and Beckie
-to run away, and become trained bears, and do tricks, and have good
-things to eat and finally Beckie said:
-
-“Well, I’ll run away for a little while with you.”
-
-“Yes, we’ll just try it. If we don’t like it we can run back again,”
-spoke Neddie.
-
-“Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys, once ran away,” said
-Beckie, “and they were glad enough to run home again.”
-
-“I know, but this is different,” said Neddie; “they went to join a
-circus. We’ll just go with a kind man. There will be all the difference
-in the world.”
-
-“All right, we’ll try it,” said Beckie, and she sighed a little at the
-idea of leaving her mamma and papa and Uncle Wigwag, and Aunt Piffy and
-Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, and her nice cave-house, and
-all that.
-
-“Could I take any of my dolls with me?” asked Beckie, after a bit.
-
-“Well, maybe one,” said Neddie, “though I never heard of anybody that
-ran away taking a doll. But maybe one won’t do any harm.”
-
-“Then I’m going to take Maryann Puddingstick Clothespin, my very nicest
-doll,” said Beckie.
-
-“All right,” agreed her brother. “Now we must get ready. And, mind you,
-it’s a secret. No one must know anything about it.”
-
-“Can’t I tell—tell mamma?” asked Beckie, tears coming in her eyes.
-
-“No, not even mamma.”
-
-“Then I’m not going!”
-
-“Oh, that’s just like you girls!” cried Neddie. “We fellows get
-everything going nicely and you won’t play fair. You can leave a note
-for mamma, after we’re gone, telling that you’ve run away, if you like.”
-
-“Then I’ll do it,” said Beckie.
-
-“And you must pack up what clothes you’ll need,” went on Neddie. “Put
-’em in a paper bag, and I’ll do the same. Then when it gets dark we’ll
-go out and run away to find the man with the brass horn.”
-
-“And when will we get some sweet buns and popcorn?” asked Beckie,
-anxious-like.
-
-“Oh, as soon as we find him,” said Neddie. “Now I’m going to get ready.
-Mind! Not a word to anybody.”
-
-So the two bear children prepared to run away. Of course I’m not saying
-they did right—I guess you wouldn’t say so yourself, but I have to tell
-this story exactly as it happened, or it wouldn’t be fair. Of course I
-might make a mistake, but I’ll do as nearly right as I know how.
-
-Neddie and Beckie packed up a few of their clothes in paper bags they
-found in the kitchen. Beckie also took some things for her doll, Maryann
-Puddingstick Clothespin. The doll herself the little bear girl wrapped
-in an old salt bag that had been washed clean.
-
-“I wonder what those two children are up to anyhow?” asked Aunt Piffy,
-the fat bear lady as she helped Mrs. Stubtail do the washing.
-
-“Oh, maybe they’re planning some trick to play on Uncle Wigwag, to pay
-him back for all the joking he has done,” said Mrs. Stubtail. “I guess
-they’re all right.”
-
-But if she had only known what Neddie and Beckie were going to do. Oh
-dear! Isn’t it too bad mothers don’t always know? They could save so
-much trouble!
-
-But there! I must tell about the story.
-
-Beckie and Neddie had their supper, and they had hidden their bags of
-things out under the front porch. They were not very hungry. They were
-too excited; and then, too, they were thinking of what the bear man
-might give them. Perhaps they were also a little sad about leaving their
-nice home. But Neddie had made up his mind to run away.
-
-Finally the bear children went off to bed. But they did not sleep, and
-when the house was all dark and still they quietly got up and went out
-the back door. Silently they went to where they had left their bundles
-and got them.
-
-“Come on!” whispered Neddie. “At last we’re running away!”
-
-“And—and—maybe we’ll be glad to—run back again!” whispered Beckie, and
-her voice choked.
-
-“Oh, don’t be a cry-baby!” said Neddie. “Come on!”
-
-“Oh, but it’s dark!” objected Beckie.
-
-“The moon will soon be up,” said her brother.
-
-On and on through the woods they went, and soon the moon did come up.
-Then it was lighter. On and on went the two bear children; when, all of
-a sudden, they heard a noise in the bushes.
-
-“What’s that?” asked Beckie, sliding close up to her brother.
-
-“I—I don’t know,” he whispered. And just then, through the woods, they
-heard a sound like this:
-
-“Ta-ra! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Toot! Toot!”
-
-“Come on!” cried Neddie, joyfully. “There is the trained bear man. Now
-we are all right,” and holding tightly to Beckie’s paw he raced on
-through the woods toward the bugle sound.
-
-And what happened next, and what Neddie and Beckie did when they found
-the trained bear and his master, I’ll tell you on the next page, when
-the story will be about Neddie and Beckie up a pole—that is I will if
-the letter-carrier doesn’t put a clothespin on our little doggie’s tail
-and mail him away off where he can’t go to the moving picture show in
-our cellar.
-
-
-
-
- STORY VII
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE CLIMB A POLE
-
-
-When Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the two little bear children, had run
-away from home, as I told you in the story before this one, and had come
-to the woods where they heard the horn blowing, they did not know just
-what to do.
-
-“That,” said Beckie, as she held her doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick
-Clothespin, tightly in her arms, “that surely must be the kind man who
-has the trained bear with the ring in his nose. Now we are safe and we
-will get many good things to eat, Neddie.”
-
-“We had better take a peep before we run out from behind this bush,”
-said Neddie, slow and careful like. “Perhaps it is some other man with a
-horn, trying to fool us.”
-
-You know the bear children had met in the woods, one day, a nice, kind
-trained bear, and with him was a man called the Professor, who led the
-bear around by a rope, fast to a ring in the bear’s nose. And the
-trained bear did tricks, such as turning somersaults and standing on his
-head, while the man collected, in his hat, pennies that people tossed to
-him.
-
-The trained bear invited Neddie to travel around with him, promising
-that he would have popcorn and other good things to eat, but at first
-Neddie was afraid of the man with the brass horn.
-
-So he ran home; but the more Neddie thought of it the more he wanted to
-run away and become a traveling trained bear. So he got his sister
-Beckie to go with him, and away they ran in the evening, leaving their
-home and their papa and mamma; and Aunt Piffy, the fat bear lady, and
-Uncle Wigwag, and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, and all their friends.
-Then they came to the woods and heard the brass trumpet blowing, as I
-have told you.
-
-“Can you see anything?” asked Beckie, as she looked over her brother’s
-head, while he was peering through the holes in a bramble bush.
-
-“Not yet,” answered Neddie. Just then there came another blast on the
-brass trumpet, and Neddie cried:
-
-“Oh, yes! There he is!” And then Beckie saw the tame bear with the ring
-in his nose, instead of in an ear where some ladies wear theirs, and
-with the tame bear was the man with the long pole.
-
-“Now, George,” the man was saying, “I guess we’ll go to sleep, and in
-the morning we’ll do some more tricks and get more pennies. Whoop-la!
-There’s your supper, George!”
-
-“I guess it’s time for us to run out now,” said Neddie to his sister,
-when he heard the word supper.
-
-“Yes,” said Beckie, “I guess it is.” You see it was really after supper
-time, and Beckie and Neddie had eaten theirs before they ran away from
-home. But running away makes you hungry, whether you’ve had supper or
-not, I suppose.
-
-Out ran the two bear children, and Beckie especially was very glad they
-had found the tame bear, for it was getting real late, and, though the
-moon was shining brightly, still she wanted company.
-
-“Hello, what’s this!” cried the man with the pole, as he saw Neddie and
-Beckie running toward him. “More bears! Are they going to bite me?”
-
-“Oh, no!” quickly answered the trained bear, “I know who they are. One
-of them is a friend of mine whom I met in the woods the other day. I
-invited him to come with me, and I see he has brought his sister.
-Perhaps you would like to train them to do tricks.”
-
-“Ha! I think I would,” said the man. “They might do tricks very nicely
-with you. I’ll have a regular bear family,” and he pulled some pieces of
-dried bread out of a bag on his arm, and, taking some himself, he gave
-the rest to the trained bear.
-
-“If you please,” said Neddie, making a polite bow, so low that his
-little tail almost pointed to the sky. “If you please, did we hear you
-mention supper?”
-
-“You did,” answered the man. “It is supper time for me and George—rather
-late, it is true, but still supper time. My bear’s name is George,” he
-added. “Eat your supper, George.”
-
-“I am eating it,” said the trained bear, speaking in his own language,
-which the man understood, and spoke also. Not many men can speak bear
-language, but this one could because his head was all bare. He was a
-bald-headed man, and they can mostly always speak a bear language.
-
-“But what about something to eat for us?” asked Beckie.
-
-“Yes,” added Neddie, “we’re hungry, and you know, George,” he said,
-speaking to the trained bear, “you said something about popcorn and cake
-and lollypops—”
-
-“I know I did,” answered the trained bear, sort of confused like and
-puzzled, as he ate his dried bread. “But I didn’t mean I had popcorn
-every day.”
-
-“I should say not!” exclaimed the man, whose name was Professor. “The
-idea! I’d soon be in the poorhouse if I gave George popcorn every day.
-That’s only for Thanksgiving, or Christmas, or the like. But you are
-welcome to some dried bread.”
-
-Then he gave Neddie and Beckie some bread from the bag, and the two bear
-children had to take it. They did not like it very much, but it was the
-best they could get, and they were hungry.
-
-“Running away isn’t as nice as staying home,” whispered Beckie to her
-brother, after she had put her doll to sleep under some dried leaves.
-
-“Oh, well, it will be nice to-morrow,” spoke Neddie. “And, anyhow, it
-will be Thanksgiving in a couple of days, and then we’ll have plenty of
-good things to eat.”
-
-“I wonder where we will sleep?” went on Beckie. “I don’t see any nice
-cave-house, such as we have at home.”
-
-“I should say not!” cried Neddie. “You don’t live in a house after
-you’ve run away. The idea! We’ll live out of doors, and we won’t have to
-wash our faces and paws when we don’t want to.”
-
-“I never mind doing that, anyhow,” said Beckie, who was a very clean
-little bear.
-
-Well, Neddie and Beckie finished their dried bread, and they wished they
-had some buns, or maybe even some ice cream, for all I know, and then
-the man said:
-
-“Well, it is not so very late, and there is a nice moon, so I think I
-will see if you little new bears can do any tricks. Come now, climb that
-pole!” and he pointed to a telegraph pole growing in the woods.
-
-“Oh, we can’t climb that,” said Neddie, quickly.
-
-“Why not?” asked the man with the bald head. “You must climb it if you
-are to be trick-trained bears.”
-
-“Why, the pole is too smooth and slippery,” said Beckie. “It has no
-branches sticking out to take hold of, as a tree has.”
-
-“Pooh! That’s nothing. George can climb the pole,” said his master.
-“Show ’em how, George.”
-
-“All right, Professor,” said George, free and easy like, and up the pole
-he went, like a jumping-jack on a string.
-
-Then Neddie tried it, but he slipped back, and so did Beckie. They had
-not yet learned how to stick their claws in the smooth telegraph pole,
-and hold on.
-
-“I’m afraid you’ll never be trick bears,” said the Professor. “I must
-teach you to climb a pole. We’ll try it again to-morrow.”
-
-But Neddie and Beckie did not wait until next day. All of a sudden, out
-from under a bush, came the biggest skillery-scalery alligator the bear
-children had ever seen. Right for Beckie and Neddie the ’gator came, and
-Neddie cried:
-
-“Come on, Beckie! Up the pole we go and then he can’t get us!”
-
-“Let me go first! Let me go first!” cried Beckie, and Neddie did, most
-politely. And, before they knew it, those two bear children had climbed
-the smooth telegraph pole they never thought they could scale, and the
-’gator could not get them.
-
-What do you think of that?
-
-Then George and the Professor drove the bad alligator away, not being
-the least bit afraid of him or his tail either, for that matter, and the
-man called:
-
-“You may come down now, Beckie and Neddie. At last you have learned to
-climb a pole, though it did take the alligator to make you. You will
-never forget it. Come down, and go to sleep, and in the morning we will
-travel on.”
-
-So Beckie and Neddie came down the pole, and curled up in the soft warm
-leaves to sleep, glad enough that they had on thick fur coats, for the
-weather was very cold. And soon they were safe in by-low land.
-
-And now, if the church steeple doesn’t reach up and tickle the clouds so
-that they giggle and let a lot of rain fall on my umbrella, I’ll tell
-you next about Neddie doing a trick.
-
-
-
-
- STORY VIII
- NEDDIE DOES A TRICK
-
-
-Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little children bears, did not sleep
-very well the first night they ran away from home to become trained
-animals. There were several reasons for this.
-
-In the first place they had to sleep out of doors, and not in their own
-nice cave-house. And then, too, their papa and mamma were not with them.
-
-“It—it’s lonesome,” whispered Beckie, waking up in the dark and putting
-out her paw to touch her brother. “Oh, Neddie, I wish I’d stayed home!”
-
-“Hush! Go to sleep!” advised Neddie, kindly. “You’ll wake up George, the
-trained bear, and the Professor man if you talk.”
-
-“Are they asleep?” whispered Beckie, feeling down in the leaves to see
-if her doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, was all right.
-
-“Sure they’re asleep,” answered Neddie. “Hear ’em snore?”
-
-And, truly enough, you could hear that bear George snore as real as
-anything, honestly you could. What? You didn’t know bears snored? Well,
-did you ever sleep near one? I guess not! So, you see, you can’t tell.
-But I can.
-
-“And it will soon be morning,” went on Neddie, “and then, maybe, we’ll
-travel on and on, and not have any lessons to do, and we may get buns
-and popcorn.”
-
-“Yes, the trained bear did mention about buns,” said Beckie, and then,
-thinking of sweet buns and crackers she did manage to go to sleep.
-
-But, oh! she did miss her mamma, and Aunt Piffy, the old bear lady, who
-was so fat. And more than once Neddie wished he might wake up and see
-Uncle Wigwag, even if the old bear gentleman did play a trick on him.
-And as for Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear, Neddie would have given a
-whole penny to see him again for even a second.
-
-Still, he had run away of his own free will, Neddie had, and he must
-make the best of it.
-
-“Besides, I like it!” he said to himself. “I’m going to learn to be a
-trained bear, and, when Beckie and I get a lot of money we’ll go back
-home and make mamma and papa rich.”
-
-Neddie thought it would be very easy to do this. In fact, he was a very
-kind little bear and had not meant to do wrong when he asked Beckie to
-run away with him.
-
-But now let us see what happened.
-
-Morning came at last. The sun rose from behind the hills, where it had
-slept all night, and made a bright light through the trees, from which
-all the leaves now had fallen.
-
-“Well, children, did you sleep well?” asked George, the trained bear, as
-he wet his big paws in a spring of water and washed his face.
-
-“Pretty well, thank you,” answered Neddie, politely.
-
-“Do you think we will get some buns and popcorn to-day, George?” asked
-Beckie, anxiously.
-
-“We might,” said the trained bear. “I’m sorry I made you think we
-trained bears had that sort of food every day. But if we don’t get it
-to-day I’m sure we will on Thursday, which will be Thanksgiving. And,
-anyhow, to-day we’ll travel on, and you’ll see me do my tricks, and
-you’ll hear the Professor blow his bugle and sing, and you’ll see the
-people standing around to look at me and wonder. And, who knows? perhaps
-you may do some tricks yourselves.”
-
-“We can climb a telegraph pole, anyhow,” said Beckie, a bit proudly.
-“Even if it did take an alligator to scare us into doing it.”
-
-“Well, we’ll have breakfast and travel on,” said the Professor, after a
-bit. Then he reached in the bag again and pulled out some more dried
-bread.
-
-“Only that!” whispered Neddie, and he thought of what a nice meal the
-folks at home were having—huckleberry pancakes, maybe, with maple sugar
-on, and hot buns and milk sweetened with honey.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed Beckie, but she was a brave little bear girl and made
-up her mind not to find fault, especially after having run away when she
-didn’t really have to. So Beckie washed the face of her rubber doll,
-Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, and made believe give her some
-breakfast.
-
-Then Beckie and Neddie ate their dried bread, and so did George, the
-trained bear, and the Professor ate some too. Then the Professor played
-a lively tune on his bugle:
-
-“Ta-ra! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta-ra-ta! Ta! Ta!” he blew.
-
-It was quite nice and jolly and made all the bears feel better.
-
-“Here we go!” cried the Professor. “Forward—march! Here we go!”
-
-He tossed the long pole to George, who shouldered it just like a gun,
-and marched on with his head high in the air, while Beckie and Neddie
-laughed at him, he was so funny.
-
-“Oh, I guess we’ll like this after all,” said Neddie.
-
-“Maybe,” spoke Beckie, as she hugged her rubber doll.
-
-But every one was very sad back in the cave-house where the Stubtail
-children lived. As soon as morning had come Aunt Piffy, going in to call
-Neddie and Beckie, saw that they were not in their beds.
-
-“They’re gone!” cried the nice, fat old lady bear.
-
-“They’re up to some trick,” said Uncle Wigwag, who, always playing
-tricks himself, thought that other bears would do the same thing.
-
-“We must find them,” said Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear.
-
-But although they looked all over they could not find Neddie and Beckie,
-of course, for the children were with the Professor and the trained
-bear, far, far away. You knew that, didn’t you?
-
-Oh! how badly papa and mamma Stubtail felt, and they called a nice dog
-policeman to help find Neddie and Beckie. But I’ll tell you about that
-part later. This story is about Neddie’s trick.
-
-After breakfast, as I said, the Professor, George, the trained bear, and
-Neddie and Beckie went on and on through the woods.
-
-“Soon we will come to a village,” said the Professor. “There George will
-do some of his tricks, and you little bears can climb a telegraph pole,
-or maybe the church steeple. Then the people will laugh and clap their
-hands and give us things to eat.”
-
-“Buns and popcorn balls?” asked Beckie, anxiously.
-
-“Yes, I think so,” said the Professor.
-
-Soon they did come to a village, and the Professor blew some sweet notes
-on his bugle. At once a lot of children came running out to watch the
-bears, and when they saw Neddie and Beckie the children said:
-
-“Oh, aren’t they cute!”
-
-One little girl even touched Beckie’s fur, and Beckie liked to feel the
-tiny hand. Beckie and Neddie were getting so they were not afraid of
-real folks. Then George, the trained bear, did some of his tricks,
-turning somersaults, playing soldier and the like.
-
-“Now you little bears will do a trick,” said the Professor. “Come,
-Neddie, climb a pole!” And he blew on the bugle.
-
-Neddie looked for a pole to climb, but just then he saw a fat woman,
-almost as fat as Aunt Piffy, coming down the street. The fat woman had a
-basket of eggs on her arm, and the eggs were very heavy.
-
-“Oh, I must help her!” said Neddie, politely, for his mamma had always
-taught him to be polite to ladies, whether they were fat or not.
-
-So Neddie waltzed over to take the basket of eggs so that he might help
-the woman. She saw the bear coming and, not knowing Neddie was kind and
-tame and trained, she screamed and ran. Neddie ran after her, and just
-as he put his paw on the handle of the basket of eggs he slipped on a
-banana peeling, and so did the fat lady. Down they both went, ker-thump,
-and the basket of eggs fell also—and——
-
-Well, you can imagine what happened! Neddie and the fat woman were just
-covered with the whites and yellows of eggs—all stuck up like—and
-everybody laughed like anything. Really they could not help it.
-
-“Oh, what a fine trick!” cried the boys and girls, clapping their hands.
-
-“Yes, but it is too expensive a trick to do every day,” said the
-Professor. “I shall have to pay for those eggs, I guess.” And the fat
-woman made him pay almost a dollar, and nobody gave Neddie or Beckie any
-buns, or popcorn balls, either.
-
-“Well, we’ll travel on,” said the Professor. “We may get some ice cream
-in the next place.” So on they went after Neddie had washed off the
-sticky eggs from his fur in a brook of water.
-
-And next, if the rubber plant doesn’t stretch itself out and take all
-the lumps of sugar from the salt cellar, I’ll tell you about the
-Stubtails’ Thanksgiving.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY IX
- THE STUBTAILS’ THANKSGIVING
-
-
-“Mamma! Mamma!” called little Beckie Stubtail, the bear girl, as she
-awoke in the morning. “Oh, mamma, is breakfast ready?”
-
-“Hush!” exclaimed Neddie, the little boy bear, as he reached over with
-his paw and patted his sister Beckie. “Mamma isn’t here, Beckie.”
-
-“Oh, that’s so; she isn’t,” and Beckie sat up in her bed of leaves under
-a tree out in the open air. Neddie was sleeping next to her, and on the
-other side was George, the tame trained bear, and Professor, the man who
-made George do tricks, and who blew tunes on a brass horn.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie. “I thought, for a minute, just for a minute,
-Neddie, you know, that we were back home again with mamma, and papa and
-Aunt Piffy and Uncle Wigwag and Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, and all
-our friends. But we’re not; are we?”
-
-“No,” answered Neddie, stretching out in the dried leaves, so that they
-rustled like corn husks. “We’re not home, Beckie. We ran away, you know,
-to become trained bears, and earn money the way Jackie and Peetie Bow
-Wow, the puppy dog boys, did when they joined the circus.”
-
-“Only they didn’t,” said Beckie, looking to see if her rubber doll,
-Maryann Puddingstick Clothespin, was still asleep.
-
-“They didn’t what?” asked Neddie.
-
-“They didn’t earn any money. And maybe we won’t.”
-
-“Oh, yes, we will,” said Neddie. “You see we know how to do the trick of
-climbing the telegraph pole, and I can take a basket of eggs, and fall
-down, and break almost every one.”
-
-“Yes,” laughed Beckie, “but that’s a trick the Professor doesn’t want
-you to do. Eggs cost too much!” and she laughed again, as she thought of
-the fat lady whose basket of eggs Neddie had tried to carry, when he
-slipped on a banana skin and went down ker-thump! as I told you in
-another story.
-
-“Well, anyhow, we’ll learn some real tricks, and soon we’ll get money,”
-spoke Neddie. He and his sister, you know, had run away from their house
-in the nice cave to join George, the tame bear, with a ring in his nose,
-and the Professor who made George do tricks.
-
-“I wonder what we’ll have for breakfast to-day?” asked Beckie, as she
-saw George, the big bear, stretching himself.
-
-“I hope it’s something good,” spoke Neddie, as he saw the Professor
-getting up. “I’m tired of dried bread; and that’s all we’ve had so far.”
-
-“Yes; we haven’t had any of the nice buns and the popcorn balls that
-George told us about that day he met us in the woods,” went on Beckie.
-
-“Come to breakfast, Beckie and Neddie,” called the Professor, for he
-could speak and understand bear language. And he took some dried bread
-out of his bag.
-
-“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Beckie.
-
-“Dear, oh!” cried Neddie.
-
-“Never mind,” said the Professor, “to-morrow will be Thanksgiving and
-I’m sure something will happen between now and then so that we shall all
-have a fine dinner. We will start off soon, and see if we can find our
-fortunes as Uncle Wiggily, the rabbit gentleman, did his. Come on!”
-
-So the little bear children, and George, the trained bear, and the
-Professor ate their breakfast of dried bread, and drank some water from
-a spring. And then they traveled on again.
-
-Sometimes they would come to a little village, or town, and there the
-Professor would blow his brass horn. All the boys and girls, and some of
-the older people, would gather about in a circle. Then George, the big
-bear, would do his tricks, marching like a soldier, turning somersaults,
-waltzing, climbing a tree or making believe wrestle with the Professor.
-
-“And the little bears can do tricks, too,” said the Professor to the
-people. “Come, Beckie—Neddie, climb a pole for the audience!”
-
-Then the little Stubtail bears would stick their claws into a smooth
-telegraph pole, and up they would go to the very tip-top.
-
-Then you should have heard the children laugh and shout, and clap their
-hands. The big people would put pennies in the hat of the Professor, and
-some of the children would run in their houses and get slices of bread,
-or maybe an apple or something else good to eat to give to the bears.
-For George, the big fellow, as well as Beckie and Neddie were kind,
-gentle and tame bears, you know. They would hurt no one.
-
-But when it came night they had gotten nothing like a Thanksgiving
-dinner, nor did they have any invitation to eat one with friends,
-either.
-
-“I—I wish we were home,” said Beckie, and some tears came into her eyes.
-The tears didn’t quite fall out, but almost.
-
-“Well, wait until to-morrow,” suggested Neddie. “Something may happen
-then, and it isn’t Thanksgiving until to-morrow, you know.”
-
-Well, the next day came. It was Thanksgiving, and still there was no
-sign of a fine, big dinner for the bears or the Professor. They had
-slept that night in the woods, the Professor cuddling up close to big
-George to keep warm in the bear’s thick fur. And though they had some
-cookies and cakes and apples to eat, it was far from being what Beckie
-or Neddie would have had, had they not run away from their cave-house.
-
-“We’ll travel on,” said the Professor, “and see what happens.”
-
-Well, they had not gone very far, before all of a sudden they saw a man
-running through the woods. And right after him came a big lion, roaring
-as loudly as he could roar. And the lion was switching his tail from
-side to side, and every now and then, reaching out his claws to grab the
-man.
-
-“Oh, save me! Save me!” cried the man.
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the lion.
-
-“Oh, can’t you help the poor man?” asked Beckie, of George, the big
-bear.
-
-“I’ll try,” said George. Then he ran after the lion, and with the long
-pole which the Professor let George carry as a soldier-gun, George
-tripped up the roaring lion beast. Just then the Professor blew a loud
-blast on his brass horn, and Beckie and Neddie threw a lot of oak tree
-acorns at the lion. All this frightened the lion very much, especially
-when he felt the acorns hitting him. He thought they were bullets, and
-he thought the noise of the brass horn meant that a lot of soldiers were
-coming after him.
-
-So away ran the lion through the woods, and the man was safe. Oh, how
-thankful he was!
-
-“You saved my life,” he said to the Professor, and to Neddie and Beckie
-and George. “What can I do for you? where are you going?”
-
-“We are looking for a Thanksgiving dinner,” said the Professor, “but we
-have not found it yet.”
-
-“Ha! Say no more!” cried the man, quickly. “Come with me! I will give
-you the best Thanksgiving dinner you ever ate!”
-
-“Who are you?” asked Beckie.
-
-“I am a circus man,” answered the one the lion had chased. “But we do
-not give shows in winter. I have all my animals in a big barn, not far
-away. This morning that lion would not bring in a pail of milk when I
-asked him to, and to punish him I said he could have no dinner. So he
-chased me, and I don’t know what he would have done had he caught me.
-But you saved me, the lion has run away, and I suppose a policeman
-monkey will catch him. But you—come to my animal barn and you may have
-the dinner I was going to give the lion, as well as all you can eat
-besides. Come on!”
-
-“Oh, at last we are to have a Thanksgiving dinner!” cried Neddie. “Oh,
-joy!” And Beckie clapped her paws.
-
-Then the Professor and Beckie and Neddie and George, the big bear,
-followed the circus man. He led them to a big barn in the woods. And,
-oh! all the animals that were there—elephants and tigers and good lions,
-and zebras and more bears and lots of monkeys, and giraffes with necks
-so long that they could pick an orange off a church steeple, and cunning
-little ponies, and a hippopotamus with a mouth like a red flannel
-bag—and hundreds of others.
-
-“Welcome to our Thanksgiving dinner!” all the animals cried to Beckie
-and Neddie when they saw the Stubtail children. “Eat all you want!”
-
-And such a dinner as it was! From cranberry sauce to popcorn balls and
-honey cakes and blueberry pie and chestnuts and cider—and, oh, dear! I
-mustn’t write any more about it or I’ll get the indigspepsia. Anyhow it
-was a grand dinner, and in the middle of it who should come back but the
-bad lion who had chased the circus man.
-
-“I’m—I’m sorry I was bad,” roared the lion. “May I have a piece of pie?”
-Then the circus man forgave him, and the lion had a good dinner. And
-Beckie and Neddie stayed in the circus barn all night, feeling quite
-happy.
-
-And I hope you have a good dinner on Thanksgiving—each and every one of
-you. But don’t eat too much. Then on the page after this, if the fishman
-doesn’t blow his horn in the phonograph and scare the player-piano, I’ll
-tell you about Neddie and the elephant.
-
-
-
-
- STORY X
- NEDDIE AND THE ELEPHANT
-
-
-It was the day after Thanksgiving. Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the two
-little bear children, awoke in the barn where the circus man kept all
-his animals during winter, when he was not giving a show in the big
-tent. Neddie and Beckie felt very nice and comfortable, for they had had
-a good holiday dinner when they had almost given up expecting one; they
-had a nice warm place to sleep, and they were happier than at any time
-since they had run away from home to join George, the big trained bear,
-and the Professor, his master, who led George around by a chain fast to
-a ring in his nose.
-
-“Are you there, Neddie?” called Beckie from her bed in the nice clean
-sawdust. She was hugging her doll Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin.
-
-“Of course I’m here,” answered Neddie, blinking both his eyes, and
-wiggling his little short tail. “Aren’t you glad you ran away now with
-me, sister, so you can become a trained bear?”
-
-“Yes—I guess so,” answered Beckie. “Still, I’d like to see my mamma, and
-nice fat Aunt Piffy, just once.”
-
-“Oh, we’ll go back home pretty soon,” said Neddie. “When we have earned
-some money. Then papa and mamma will forgive us for running away.”
-
-“I hope so,” went on Beckie. “And I hope that Uncle Wigwag won’t play
-any jokes on us.”
-
-“Oh, he’s sure to do that, but we mustn’t mind,” said Neddie, as he
-hopped up and shook the sawdust out of his ears.
-
-George, the tame bear who did tricks, was already up, and he was
-waltzing around to where a lot of monkey ladies were getting breakfast
-for the circus animals. Then the Professor, who led George around by the
-nose when the bear did tricks, stretched out and yawned and said to the
-circus man:
-
-“It was very kind of you to let us stay here all night.”
-
-“Pray do not mention it,” said the circus man politely. “I hope you
-rested well.”
-
-“Yes, but I did not get to sleep very early,” said the bear Professor.
-“I think perhaps I ate too much mince pie, with strawberry ice cream on
-it.”
-
-“And I didn’t sleep very good, either,” went on Beckie. “But it was
-because the elephant snored so that I was afraid he would shake the roof
-down on our heads.”
-
-“Oh, you mustn’t mind that,” said the circus man with a laugh. “Nosey,
-that’s the elephant’s name, you see, really never does any harm. He’s as
-gentle as a kitten and as playful as a frog.”
-
-“Well, I wouldn’t like him to jump on me,” said Neddie with a laugh.
-“He’s a good bit larger than Bully, the frog, who lives near the beaver
-pond back home.”
-
-Then breakfast was ready, and the monkey ladies waited on the tables at
-which the circus animals sat down. And, in order that they would not
-step on their own tails, the monkey ladies tied them around their necks
-in a double bow. This made them look nice, and also kept them from
-catching cold in their ears.
-
-Neddie and Beckie Stubtail had a good breakfast and they were thinking
-of staying with the circus man, instead of going off looking for
-adventures with George, the Professor, when the circus man called:
-
-“All ready now! First class in somersaults!”
-
-“Why, he sounds just like our school teacher!” exclaimed Neddie. “I
-didn’t think we’d have school when we left our home.”
-
-“This isn’t regular school,” explained the circus man, “but my animals
-have to study their lessons, just the same. How do you think an elephant
-could waltz and play a hand organ, to say nothing of standing on a tub
-and wagging his tail, if he did not have lessons and practise them? Of
-course we have to have a sort of school.”
-
-“And I think I’ll send Neddie and Beckie to it,” said the Professor.
-“They could learn tricks then much better than I could teach them, and
-George and I would have more time to collect pennies and buns and
-popcorn balls.”
-
-“Would you like to go to school to me, and learn tricks?” asked the
-circus man of the bear children, and they said they would.
-
-“Very well, then,” said the circus man. “As soon as I have taught my new
-elephant how to stand on his head I’ll begin, and give you a lesson.”
-
-Then the new elephant, who, as yet, knew hardly any tricks, had to get
-out in the middle of the sawdust ring and learn to stand on his head. It
-was not easy, either. One of the older elephants had to show the new
-elephant a number of times before he could do it even a little bit. But
-finally he could, and the circus man said:
-
-“Now stay standing on your head for ten minutes, Frisko. It will be good
-practice for you. Don’t get down! Stay right as you are. Now then,
-second class in fast running!” and the circus man took a lot of ponies
-over to one side of the barn to have them practice for the races.
-
-And all the while, Frisko, the new elephant, had to stand on his head.
-The Professor took George, the bear, off to one side of the circus barn
-to teach his pet a new trick, and as Beckie had to wash and dress her
-rubber doll, Neddie was left with nothing to do. So he walked over and
-watched the new elephant learning the trick of standing on his head.
-
-“Do you like it?” asked Neddie, the bear boy, of the elephant.
-
-“Oh, yes, I don’t mind,” said the big creature. “Oh, dear!” he suddenly
-cried. “Oh, me! Oh, my!” and a big tear, about as large as a cup of
-water, came in each of the elephant’s eyes.
-
-“Why, what is the matter?” asked Neddie kindly.
-
-“Oh, my back itches me something terrible!” said Frisko, the elephant,
-“and I daren’t get down from standing on my head to scratch it. Oh,
-dear!”
-
-Now, if there is one thing worse than another it is to have an itchy
-place where you can’t scratch it. Neddie knew this as well as anybody.
-It’s as bad as wanting to sneeze when some one scares you out of it, and
-really that’s the very worst thing that can happen.
-
-“Oh, my!” went on the elephant, and he wiggled about, and tried to
-scratch the itchy place on his back, but he couldn’t, and he didn’t dare
-get down from standing on his head, for fear the circus man would be
-angry at him, and oh! such a lot of trouble as he had.
-
-But Neddie thought of a plan.
-
-“How would you like to have me scratch your back for you Frisko?” asked
-the little bear boy. “I won’t dig my claws in very deep. Shall I scratch
-you?”
-
-“If you only would,” sighed the elephant. So Neddie gently scratched the
-big creature who was standing on his head. “Ah, that is lovely. I feel
-so much better now,” said the elephant. “I can stand this way as long as
-I have to.”
-
-But he did not have to stand on his head much longer, for the circus man
-came over pretty soon and said to Frisko:
-
-“That will do. You recited your lesson very nicely. Now you may go to
-the kitchen and get a lump of sugar.”
-
-And the elephant did—a large lump, for he had a large mouth, you know.
-
-“Now, Neddie Stubtail, I think I’ll see what sort of lesson tricks I’ll
-give you to study,” went on the circus man. “First, let me see you climb
-up this pole.”
-
-There was a big round pole, like a telegraph one, sticking up in the
-middle of the circus barn floor.
-
-“Oh, I can’t do that!” said Neddie. But then he remembered how he and
-Beckie had once gone up the telegraph pole the time the skillery-scalery
-alligator was after them. Up and up went Neddie, sticking his claws into
-the soft wood. Beckie, watching her brother, felt very proud of him, and
-so did George, the tame trained bear.
-
-Neddie was almost at the top, when, all of a sudden, the pole began to
-tip over and over and over.
-
-“Oh, it’s falling!” cried Beckie. “Neddie, look out! You’ll be hurt!”
-
-No one knew what to do. There was great excitement. The lions roared and
-the tigers snarled. Then Frisko, the elephant, who had practiced
-standing on his head, and whose back Neddie had so kindly scratched,
-came rushing up, swallowing the last of his lump of sugar, and this
-elephant cried:
-
-“Make way for me. I am strong. I can hold up that pole until you make it
-fast so it will not fall. I’ll save Neddie.”
-
-And the elephant did. In his strong trunk he held the pole up straight
-until other elephants nailed it to make it firm and steady. Then Neddie
-could come safely down. The elephant had saved him. So you see you
-should always scratch an elephant’s back when you can.
-
-And now about the next story. Let me see. I think, in case the feathers
-in the lady’s hat do not tickle the milk pitcher so that it falls off
-the table and spills all the cream, I’ll tell you about Beckie and the
-monkey.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XI
- BECKIE AND THE MONKEY
-
-
-Many things happened to Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little bear boy
-and girl, while they stayed with the circus man in the barn where they
-had their Thanksgiving dinner. Oh many, many things happened, but I have
-only room to tell you of a few of them.
-
-The two little bears cubs had been in the circus barn about a week, and
-though they liked it very much, and, though George, the tame trained
-bear, and his master, the Professor, and the other man, and the elephant
-and the lions and tigers were all very kind to Neddie and Beckie, they
-began to wish they were home.
-
-“I—I’m sort of sorry we ran away,” said Beckie one morning, as she put a
-new dress on her rubber doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin. It was
-only her own pocket handkerchief that Beckie used for a doll’s dress,
-but it did very well for all that.
-
-“I guess I’m a bit sorry, too,” said Neddie. “We have learned some
-tricks, to be sure, and I can turn a somersault almost as good as George
-can, but still it isn’t as much fun as I though it would be.”
-
-“I guess running away never is,” said Beckie.
-
-“But we have had some fun,” went on Neddie.
-
-“Do you mean the time you did the trick of climbing the pole here in the
-barn, and it toppled over with you and the elephant had to hold it up?”
-asked Beckie. “Was that fun?”
-
-“I was too scared to think it was funny, but it might have been jolly
-for the others,” laughed Neddie.
-
-Then the two little bear children, who had run away from their home in
-the cave-house on the side of the hill, walked around the circus barn.
-They listened to the lions having their roaring lessons, in which the
-seals, who juggled rubber balls on the ends of their noses, also joined.
-Then Neddie and Beckie looked at the tall giraffes take a lesson in
-picking oranges off the top rafters of the barn, and at the
-hippopotamus, who had to have his sore throat looked at by Dr. Possum,
-who always attended the sick circus animals.
-
-“My! You have a very sore throat,” said Dr. Possum to the hippopotamus
-when he had looked at it. The hippo opened his mouth so wide that Dr.
-Possum could get right inside, which he did, sitting on the hippo’s
-tongue in order to see better. “Yes, a very sore throat,” went on Dr.
-Possum. “You must gargle it.”
-
-So he gave the hippo some medicine, and the hippo gargled his throat and
-really he made such a funny noise, like thunder, doing it that Beckie
-and Neddie had to laugh. And that made the hippo sneeze so that he could
-not gargle.
-
-“When are we going out traveling around again?” asked Neddie of the
-Professor and George. “Are we always going to stay here with the circus
-animals?”
-
-“No, indeed,” answered the Professor as he blew a nice tune on his brass
-horn. “But it is getting too cold for traveling now, and sleeping out in
-the woods. Besides, all the children are saving up their pennies for
-Christmas, and they will not drop any in my cap when I go around after
-George has done his tricks.
-
-“So I think we will stay with the kind circus man and his pets for some
-time—at least until it gets warmer. Meanwhile, Neddie, I want to show
-you a new trick that you can do with George. I’ll have you ride on his
-shoulders, carrying a broom, and I think that will make the people
-laugh, and when people laugh they give you more pennies than otherwise.”
-
-“Oh, goodie! I’m going to learn another trick!” cried Neddie in delight.
-Then the Professor took the little bear boy off to one side of the barn,
-near the place where the elephants slept in the hay, and, with the big,
-kind, tame bear, George, they practiced the new trick, the Professor
-blowing a tooting-toot-toot-tune on his brass horn every once in a
-while.
-
-This left Beckie to play by herself, but she was not lonesome, for she
-had her rubber doll to take care of, and she could watch the hippo
-gargle his big red flannel throat, and she looked at the monkeys doing
-tricks in their cages.
-
-Beckie was not very lonesome. But perhaps if she and Neddie could have
-seen what was going on back in their cave-house by the hill, they would
-have run to their papa and mamma as fast as their legs would take them,
-for Mr. and Mrs. Stubtail were very lonesome for their children. So was
-Aunt Piffy, the fat bear lady, and also Uncle Wigwag and Mr. Whitewash,
-the polar bear.
-
-“If my children do not soon come home to me,” said Mrs. Stubtail, wiping
-her eyes on her apron, “I don’t know what I shall do.”
-
-“I know,” said Mr. Whitewash, “Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit
-gentleman, and I will start off and find them. If Uncle Wiggily could
-find his fortune he can find lost children.”
-
-“That is a good idea,” said Papa Stubtail. “If Neddie and Beckie do not
-soon come back I’ll get Uncle Wiggily after them.”
-
-And, all this while, mind you, Neddie and Beckie were in the circus
-barn.
-
-Well, after Beckie had given her rubber doll a nice wash in the parrot’s
-bathtub, the little bear girl heard some one crying. At first she
-thought it might be some bad animal, pretending to be in trouble, so as
-to catch something for his supper. Then Beckie remembered that she was
-safe in the circus barn, where all the animals were her friends.
-
-So she looked around, and there she saw a great big grandfather monkey
-crying, and holding his face in his paw. He was all hunched up and
-stooped over as if he hadn’t a friend in the world, and he looked very
-sorrowful.
-
-“Oh, what is the matter?” asked Beckie, kindly.
-
-“I have a terrible toothache,” said the monkey gentleman.
-
-“Oh, that’s too bad!” exclaimed Beckie. She knew what a toothache was,
-once having had one herself. “Why don’t you do something for it?” she
-asked.
-
-“I don’t know what to do,” said the grandfather monkey. “That is, unless
-I have it pulled, and I don’t want to do that.”
-
-“I don’t blame you,” said Beckie, “still it might be better to have it
-out.”
-
-“If they could just pull out the ache, and leave the tooth in, I would
-not mind it so much,” went on the monkey. “But when they pull the tooth
-just to get out the ache—that is too much! Oh, dear!” and he almost
-stood up on the end of his tail, the pain was so bad.
-
-Beckie glanced about the circus barn. No one seemed to be looking after
-the toothache monkey. All the other monkeys were practicing on their
-hand organs, and all the other animals were reciting their different
-lessons. Beckie and the old Grandfather monkey were all by themselves.
-
-“I know what I’ll do,” said the little bear girl. “I’ll just slip out
-and go to Dr. Possum’s and get some toothache medicine for you. That may
-stop your pain.”
-
-“Oh, will you?” cried the grandpa monkey. “That will be very kind of
-you.”
-
-So Beckie left her rubber doll asleep, and slipped out of the circus
-barn when no one was looking. She hurried to Dr. Possum’s office and got
-some very strong medicine. Then, when she went back, she put some on
-some cotton and then she put the cotton in the hole of the monkey’s
-tooth, and soon it was all better.
-
-Then, as Beckie had nothing else to do, she thought she would go to
-sleep with her doll, which she did, lying down in the soft, clean
-sawdust. Beckie slept and slept, and so she did not see the bad old
-skillery-scalery alligator slip in through the barn door which she had
-left open when she came in with the toothache medicine.
-
-Nearer and nearer came the ’gator to Beckie. She did not see him,
-neither did Neddie nor the circus man, nor the Professor nor George, the
-big bear, or they might have driven him away.
-
-“Ah, ha! Now I’ll get her!” whispered the alligator to himself. “She is
-asleep and can’t see me. I’ll just carry her off to my den, and then—Ah,
-we shall see what will happen then!”
-
-But Beckie was not to be carried off by the ’gator. All of a sudden the
-grandpa monkey, whose toothache was all better now, saw the
-skillery-scalery creature.
-
-“Wake up, Beckie! Wake up!” cried the good monkey. “Get out of the way,
-and I’ll attend to that alligator.”
-
-Beckie awakened, and rolled out of the way just in time, or the
-alligator might have grabbed her. Then the monkey took four pawfuls of
-sawdust and threw it in the eyes of the alligator and down his throat
-and into his mouth and nose and ears, making the ’gator sneeze
-forty-’leven times. And whenever a ’gator sneezes that way he can’t harm
-anybody.
-
-That’s what happened to this skillery-scalery alligator, and away he
-went, taking his humpy-bumpy tail with him. So Beckie was saved, which
-shows that you should always stop a monkey’s toothache when you can.
-
-Then the bear children and the circus animals had their supper, and
-there was pickled ice cream for those who wanted it. And, in the next
-story, if the baby doesn’t sit down in the peach basket so tightly that
-we have to take the poker to get her out, I’ll tell you about Neddie and
-Beckie going back home.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XII
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE GO HOME
-
-
-“Oh, Neddie!” exclaimed Beckie Stubtail, the little girl bear, as she
-rolled over in the clean shavings on the floor of the barn where the
-circus animals stayed during the cold winter months.
-
-“Oh, Neddie, I’ve just thought of the nicest game we can play! Oh, it’s
-just too lovely for anything!”
-
-“Pooh! A girl’s game!” answered Neddie, the boy bear, as he looked under
-a pile of sawdust to see if he could find popcorn ball, or maybe an ice
-cream cone. Mind, I’m not saying for sure, but maybe. Anyhow, Neddie
-found nothing good to eat, so it doesn’t make any difference.
-
-“I don’t want to play any girls’ games,” went on Neddie.
-
-I don’t call Neddie very polite, myself, but then you may think
-differently. Beckie looked sort of disappointed, and her paws, in which
-she was holding Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, her rubber doll,
-trembled a little, and Beckie thought sure she was going to have to use
-her pocket “hankerwitch” (which is just the same of your handkerchief)
-to wipe away her tears.
-
-For Beckie was lonesome, and she wanted her mamma, and the little girl
-bear wished she hadn’t run away from home with her brother to go with
-the Professor and George, the big, tame, trained bear with the ring in
-his nose. Yes, indeed, Beckie was sorry she had run away.
-
-I guess Neddie was sorry, too, for, after pawing about a bit in the
-sawdust, he looked at his sister, and when he saw her lips quivering,
-and that she was trying to reach for her hankerwitch without him seeing
-it—then Neddie did what he should have done at first, and said:
-
-“Oh, well, Beckie, maybe a girl’s game would be nice after all. We
-aren’t doing much here. Tell me about it.”
-
-“I will,” said Beckie, and she brightened up and smiled as well as
-little girl bears can smile, and she patted her little rubber doll, and
-said:
-
-“Now, Neddie, just as soon as Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin is asleep
-I’ll tell you about the trick I thought up all by myself.”
-
-So Neddie waited until the rubber doll should close her eyes, and go
-fast, fast to sleep. It took some time.
-
-“Well, isn’t that doll asleep yet?” asked Neddie after a bit. He was
-anxious to know what trick Beckie was going to tell about.
-
-“Hush! Yes, she’s asleep,” said the little bear girl. “Come on, we’ll go
-over near where the elephants are eating their peanuts and I’ll tell you
-all about it. Will you kindly watch over Mary Ann Puddingstick
-Clothespin?” asked Beckie of the big hippopotamus.
-
-“I will,” answered the river-horse, yawning until it looked as if some
-one had opened a big red flannel bag, so large was the hippo’s mouth.
-
-“Now for my trick,” said Beckie when she and her little brother were
-over on the side of the circus barn where the elephants lived. “I was
-thinking, Neddie, that if we could get a long plank, or board, we could
-put it over the back of one of the big elephants. Then you could get on
-one end of the board and I’d get on the other, and we would see-saw and
-teeter-tauter up and down, and the people who watched us would like the
-trick very much.”
-
-“Yes, I think that would be fine!” cried Neddie. “Why, that isn’t a
-girl’s trick at all! It’s good enough for any of the boys! We’ll do it,
-and maybe we’ll get a lot of sweet buns and some lollypops, too! Why,
-that’s as good a trick as some that George does!”
-
-And George was a pretty good trick bear, too, let me tell you. When the
-Professor blew on his brass horn, Ta-ra-ta-ra-ta-ra! George would
-somersault, or peppersault, and march like a soldier and do all things
-like that.
-
-Well, Neddie and Beckie found a long teetery-tautery plank in the barn,
-and then they asked the kind old elephant, who had once helped Neddie,
-if he would let them put it on his back for a see-saw.
-
-“Why, to be sure I will,” kindly said the elephant, and with his long
-rubbery, stretchy trunk he put the plank on his own back, for it was
-quite too heavy for Neddie and Beckie to lift so high.
-
-“But I wonder how we are to get up on the plank now?” asked the little
-girl bear.
-
-“You can climb up my neck, if you don’t scratch me too much,” said the
-spotted giraffe, who was as tall as a stepladder. So Neddie climbed up
-the neck of one giraffe, on one side of the elephant, and Beckie climbed
-up another giraffe on the other side, the bear children taking care not
-to scratch the tall, spotted creatures. Then the little bear cubs got on
-the plank over the elephant’s back both at the same time, balancing
-themselves nicely, and then they began to teeter-tauter! Up and down
-they went, while Beckie sang this song.
-
- “Teeter-tauter
- Bread and water.
- Up and down we go.
- Sometimes I am very high
- Then again I’m low.”
-
-Well, the bear cubs were having a fine time, when along came the circus
-man and the Professor, who owned George, the trained bear. The two men,
-who could speak and understand bear, and all other animal languages,
-watched Neddie and Beckie doing the teeter-tauter trick Beckie had
-thought up all by herself.
-
-“That’s pretty good,” said the circus man, speaking bear talk, and
-nodding toward the two little bears.
-
-“Yes, indeed,” said the Professor. Then the two of them talked for some
-time in their own language, which Beckie and Neddie could not understand
-very well.
-
-Beckie and Neddie felt very proud that the circus man and the Professor
-should like their trick. But a little later, when the poll-parrot came
-over to them, and told them something, they did not feel so happy. The
-poll-parrot said:
-
-“Oh, you don’t know what I heard! I heard those two men talking about
-you two little bears. I can understand man talk, and talk it myself, you
-see.”
-
-“What did they say?” asked Neddie, sliding down off the teeter-tauter.
-That let Beckie come down suddenly with a bump, but she fell on a pile
-of soft shavings, so she did not get hurt in the least.
-
-“What did they say?” asked the parrot. “Why I heard them say that they
-were going to dress you two bears up like clowns, and make you go down
-South where it’s warm weather even if it’s winter up here. Down there
-the Professor is going to take you and George and an elephant, and make
-you do that see-saw trick. Oh, you’re going to be taken away from here!”
-
-Beckie and Neddie looked at each other. They had never thought such a
-thing would happen when they did their little trick.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie as she thought of going farther and farther
-away from her home and her mamma. “I wish we’d never run away, Neddie!”
-
-“So do I!” exclaimed Neddie. “But I’ll not let them send us down South!
-Listen, Beckie, we must run away again, only this time we’ll run back
-home!”
-
-“Oh, goodie!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws.
-
-“Come on—right away!” said Neddie. “We’ll go before the Professor and
-the circus man see us!”
-
-So the two little bear children slipped out of the back door of the
-barn. They wished they could kiss George, the big, kind bear, good-by,
-but it was impossible—which means you can’t do it.
-
-Oh! how fast Neddie and Beckie ran. Over the fields and through the
-woods they went, until the circus barn was left far, far behind. And
-finally, just as night was coming on, the two little children bears
-reached the cave in the side of the hill where they lived, and they were
-safe home again, and oh! how glad their papa and mamma and Aunt Piffy,
-the fat bear lady, were to see them. And of course Mr. Whitewash, the
-Polar bear, and Uncle Wigwag, the trick-playing bear, were glad also.
-And oh! such a good supper as Neddie and Beckie had.
-
-“We’re never going to run away again!” they said.
-
-So that’s all to this story, but in the next one, if the dog barking at
-the moon in our backyard doesn’t take off his collar and tie it on my
-pussy cat’s neck, I’ll tell you about Neddie Stubtail and little Wuzzy
-Fuzzytail.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XIII
- NEDDIE AND WUZZY FUZZYTAIL
-
-
-“Come, children, it’s time to get up!” called Mrs. Stubtail, the bear
-lady, as she stood at the foot of the stairs in the cave-house, on the
-side of the green hill, one morning. “Come, Neddie! Come, Beckie!”
-
-Up out of their beds in the soft, brown autumn leaves jumped Neddie and
-Beckie.
-
-“Oh, is that the Professor man, going to make us do our trick of
-see-sawing on the elephant’s back?” cried Beckie, rubbing her eyes.
-
-“Or maybe it’s George, the tame bear, calling us,” said Neddie. Then he
-and his sister looked at each other, and they both laughed.
-
-“Why, we’re in our own home!” exclaimed Beckie, looking around.
-
-“So we are! And not in the circus barn at all!” added Neddie, as he
-noticed his own room in the cave. Then he and his sister laughed again,
-jumped into their little bear suits, and slid down the stair rail to
-breakfast.
-
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-
-“Well, isn’t it good to be home again?” asked Mrs. Stubtail, as she put
-some more corn griddle cakes on the stove to cook.
-
-“Indeed, it is!” said Beckie.
-
-“And I guess you didn’t get any nice sweet maple syrup honey like this
-when you ran away from home, to go with the Professor man, and George,
-the trick bear; did you?” asked Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady bear.
-
-“Indeed, we didn’t!” exclaimed Beckie, as she took another cake. “And
-when you called us to breakfast just now, mamma, we thought we were back
-in the barn again, with all the circus animals.”
-
-“Well, what are we going to do to-day?” asked Neddie, as he pushed back
-his chair. And, just as he did it, Uncle Wigwag, the old gentleman bear,
-who was always playing tricks on the animal children, tipped Neddie over
-backward.
-
-“Oh, my!” cried the bear boy.
-
-“Don’t be frightened!” called Uncle Wigwag with a laugh. “I’m not going
-to let you fall!” And with that he caught Neddie, chair and all, up in
-his big paws and gave him a bear hug; he was so glad to see his little
-nephew back home again.
-
-“Well, I know what I’m going to do,” said Beckie, “I’m going to give my
-doll, Mary Ann Puddingstick Clothespin, a nice bath, and put a clean
-dress on her.” For, you see, the rubber doll had got rather mussed up
-traveling around through the woods.
-
-“I know what you are both going to do,” said Mrs. Stubtail, with a
-smile. “You are both going to school. You have missed enough lessons as
-it is, running off the way you did.
-
-“I’ll not punish you, although you did give us a bad fright, but you
-really must go back to school.”
-
-“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Neddie, scratching his nose with his claws.
-
-“That’s what I say!” spoke Beckie. You see, she and Neddie had been out
-of school nearly a week now, and it was rather hard to go back again.
-
-But they were pretty good little bear children—not too goody-goody, you
-know, but good enough—and so they went to school.
-
-And something happened soon after they reached their classes. Neddie
-talked in school. You see, the way it was, Joie Kat leaned over and
-asked him:
-
-“Where have you been all this while?”
-
-And Neddie answered back:
-
-“Oh, in a circus. I’ll tell you all about it at recess.”
-
-The teacher heard them whispering, and kept both the little bear boy and
-the kitten chap in after school. Joie Kat got out first, because he
-finished his punish-lesson sooner than Neddie.
-
-And when Neddie Stubtail finally got out of school there was none of the
-other animal boys to be seen. Every one, from Sammie Littletail, the
-rabbit, to Jimmie Wibblewobble, the duck, and Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow,
-the puppy dog boys, had all run off to play.
-
-“Well,” said Neddie, “I guess I’ll have to go home alone. Never mind,
-maybe I’ll have an adventure.” An adventure, you know, is something that
-happens; like when you drop your candy-penny down a crack in the
-boardwalk.
-
-Well, Neddie was walking along through the woods, and wishing he could
-find a lollypop, or maybe some honey cakes, when, all of a sudden, he
-heard a little crying voice down under a pile of leaves. And it was such
-a sad, baby sort of crying voice that Neddie was not at all frightened.
-He just looked around to see who it was, thinking perhaps it might be
-Jillie Longtail, the little mousie girl.
-
-But instead he saw a big tail sticking out from under the leaves, and
-when Neddie had poked them away with his paw there he saw only Wuzzy
-Fuzzytail, the tiny little fox boy.
-
-“Oh, hello, Wuzzy!” cried Neddie. “What are you doing here?”
-
-“I—I’m lost!” sobbed Wuzzy Fuzzytail. “I’m lost and I don’t know where
-my home is—boo-hoo!”
-
-“Oh, never mind! Don’t cry!” said Neddie. “I’ll take you home. Why did
-you hide under the leaves?”
-
-“Well,” said Wuzzy, “when I heard you coming along through the woods, I
-didn’t know who it was. I thought maybe it was a bad bear, so I hid
-under the leaves. Boo-hoo!”
-
-“Don’t cry!” said Neddie again. “I’ll take care of you.”
-
-“Oh, boo-hoo!” still sobbed Wuzzy.
-
-“Don’t say boo-hoo!” spoke Neddie. “Just say it backward for a
-change—say ‘Hoo-boo!’ Maybe that will make you stop crying.”
-
-“Hoo-boo!” said Wuzzy Fuzzytail, the little fox boy, and, surely enough,
-when he said that he stopped crying at once.
-
-Then Neddie took the paw of the little fox boy in his own big one, and
-away they went through the woods together toward the hollow log where
-Wuzzy lived with his papa and mamma.
-
-“I’m awful glad you found me, Neddie,” said Wuzzy Fuzzytail to the bear
-boy. “I wish I could do you a favor for being so kind to me.”
-
-“Oh, that’s all right!” said Neddie, sort of careless-like. “Maybe you
-can, some day.”
-
-Well, they were going along through the woods, when, all of a sudden,
-they saw right in front of them the bad old skillery-scalery alligator.
-
-“Ah, ha!” cried the unpleasant creature with the hump nose, “at last I
-have you, Neddie Stubtail! And a little fox, too. Better and better!
-Well, I’ll take the bear first and the fox boy afterward,” and with that
-he grabbed Neddie.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried the bear boy. “Now I am caught. This comes of being
-kept in after school.”
-
-He tried to get away from the alligator, but could not, and he felt very
-sad. Poor little Wuzzy did not know what to do, so he just stood there
-shivering and wondering who would take him home in case the alligator
-carried Neddie away.
-
-But foxes are very smart, even when they are small, and Wuzzy was a
-bright little chap. So, when he saw the alligator taking Neddie away,
-Wuzzy said to himself:
-
-“I wonder if I can’t help him? He helped me, so it is only fair that I
-should help him. What can I do?”
-
-He thought a minute and then he said:
-
-“Ah, ha! I have it. I’ll bite the alligator’s tail. He will be so
-surprised that he will give a jump, and then maybe Neddie can get away.”
-
-So, going softly up behind the alligator, who did not see him, Wuzzy
-nipped the alligator on the little end of his tail. And Wuzzy Fuzzytail
-had very sharp teeth, let me tell you, as all foxes have. He gave the
-’gator a good, hard nip.
-
-“Ouch! Wow! Horsecars and mustard seed!” cried the alligator, and he
-jumped around so suddenly, to see who was biting him, that he let go of
-Neddie.
-
-“Now’s your chance, Neddie! Run!” cried Wuzzy. And how Neddie did run!
-Wuzzy ran after him, and soon they were so far away that the alligator
-could not catch them. Then Neddie took Wuzzy home, and Mrs. Fuzzytail
-thanked the bear boy very much and gave him a piece of cake.
-
-Then Neddie went home himself and he didn’t whisper in school any more
-that day. So that’s all to this story.
-
-And to-morrow night if the poll-parrot doesn’t call the poodle dog funny
-names and bite a hole in the firecracker, I’ll tell you about Beckie
-making a doll’s dress.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XIV
- BECKIE MAKES A DOLL’S DRESS
-
-
-“Beckie! Beckie, where are you?” called Neddie Stubtail, the little boy
-bear, one morning after breakfast. “Come along! You’ll be late for
-school. I’m not going to wait for you.”
-
-“I’m coming,” answered Beckie from inside the cave-house on the side of
-the hill. “I’m coming! Wait a minute!”
-
-“I’m not going to wait, and be late!” said Neddie, and he was not quite
-as polite as he might have been.
-
-“Oh, Neddie!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady bear, puffing and
-blowing, for she had been down cellar after some potatoes, and when she
-came up stairs she always puffed and blew.
-
-“Why, Neddie!” she went on, “you should (puff) wait for (puff) your
-little (puff) sister. She doesn’t very often (puff) ask you to (puff) do
-it. More times she has to (puff) wait for you!”
-
-“Oh, well, I’ll wait,” said Neddie, and he felt the least little bit
-ashamed of himself for having talked that way to his sister. “But I
-don’t want to be late,” he added.
-
-“You won’t be late—I’m coming!” called Beckie. “I just wanted to find my
-needle and thread.”
-
-“Needle and thread!” cried Neddie. “You don’t mean to tell me, do you
-Beckie, that you’ve torn your dress and have to stop and sew it? And the
-last bell will ring in a few minutes! Oh, I’m not going to wait at all
-any longer! I’m going!” And off the little bear boy started, holding out
-his little stubby tail as stiff and straight as he could. But at that it
-wasn’t much larger than your thumb, and you could hardly notice it.
-
-“No, indeed, I haven’t torn my dress, and I don’t have to stop to sew it
-up,” said Beckie, as she came running out of the cave-house. “Wait a
-minute, won’t you please, Neddie? I’m just taking my needle and thread
-and some pieces of silk to school with me so I can make my new doll,
-Sarah Janet Picklefeather, a new dress.”
-
-“What, make your doll a dress in school?” cried Neddie, stopping and
-turning around. “Teacher never will let you, Beckie Stubtail—never! And
-you know it!”
-
-“Oh, but I’m not going to sew in school,” said Beckie, sweetly. “I’m
-taking my lunch with me, and I’m not coming home to dinner, and I’m
-going to sew on my doll’s dress during the noon recess. And I’ve got
-some honey cakes for my lunch, too!”
-
-“Oh, wow!” cried Neddie. “So that’s how it is, eh? Then I’m going to
-take my lunch, too, and stay at school and have some fun. May I have
-some honey cakes, mamma?”
-
-“Oh, yes, I guess so,” answered Mrs. Stubtail, who, with Aunt Piffy, had
-come to the door to see the children start for school.
-
-Then Neddie ran back to get his lunch put up. And such a busy time as
-there was, for a few minutes. Mrs. Stubtail and Aunt Piffy both tried to
-put the lunch up, so Neddie would not be late, and Mrs. Stubtail dropped
-the bread, butter side down, and Aunt Piffy lost her breath and could
-hardly find it again. Then Uncle Wigwag, the bear gentleman, who was
-always playing tricks, sat down in the fly paper by mistake, and Mr.
-Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, had to pull the sticky stuff off
-his friend, Uncle Wigwag.
-
-And that wasn’t all. For Mr. Whitewash was shaving his whiskers, and
-when he wasn’t looking, Mrs. Stubtail knocked over the molasses pitcher
-into his cup, full of soap-suds lather, and when Mr. Whitewash went to
-lather his face again he was almost as badly stuck up as Uncle Wigwag
-was with the fly paper.
-
-Oh, my! Such goings on!
-
-But, finally, Neddie’s lunch was put up and all this while Beckie waited
-for him, and she never once said “hurry up!” or “I’m going on, we’ll be
-late!” Not once did she say it, though she might well have done so,
-since the last bell had been ringing for some time.
-
-But finally Beckie and Neddie got to school and they were only about one
-forty-’leventh part of a second late, and that didn’t count.
-
-I wish I could tell you all that happened in school that day—how Neddie
-went to the blackboard, and wrote a fine story of a poodle dog that
-could stand on its head. And how Joie Kat drew such a real-like picture
-of a mouse that Tommie Kat, Joie’s brother, wanted to chase it, and it
-was all his sister Kittie Kat could do to stop him.
-
-But I haven’t room to tell you any of those things now. I must tell you
-about Beckie making her doll’s dress. Now, hold on, boys, if you please.
-You might think this is a girl’s story, but it isn’t—that is not all of
-it, even if it is partly about a doll’s dress.
-
-If you just listen you’ll see that Beckie did a very brave thing, which
-shows you that girls can do things as well as boys can, and lots of
-times better. Take, for instance, braiding hair—a boy couldn’t braid his
-hair to save him, but look how easily a girl can do it, and chew gum,
-and read a book and talk, all at the same time. Well, I guess!
-
-Anyhow, pretty soon it was recess time, and all the animal children
-could come out of school. Some went home to their dinner, and others,
-who had brought their lunch, found nice cozy places where they could eat
-it.
-
-Neddie went off with Tommie and Joie Kat, and with Jackie and Peetie Bow
-Wow, the puppy dog boys. And as soon as Beckie had finished her lunch
-she got out her needle and thread and thimble and the pieces of silk,
-and began to make a dress for her doll, Sarah Janet Picklefeather.
-
-First she sewed in some—tuckers, I think they’re called, or maybe it was
-puckers. Anyhow, she sewed them in the dress, Beckie did, to make it
-look nice.
-
-Then the little bear girl made a few frills around the neck and down the
-side she sewed in some rosettes. Around the middle she gathered some
-insertions, and then on the bottom—let me see now, what did she put on
-the bottom? Oh, I know, it was a ruffle. (You boys may skip this part if
-you like. I wouldn’t write it only I have to put in something about the
-dress, or the girls wouldn’t read the story.)
-
-Where were we? Oh, I remember. We’d gotten to the bottom part of the
-dress. And that reminds me, if we’re at the bottom of the dress that’s
-all there is to it, and I can stop, and so I’m at the end of that part,
-and don’t have to write any more, thank goodness!
-
-Anyhow, Beckie was sitting on the steps of the school, in the warm
-sunshine, sewing away on Miss Picklefeather’s dress, making her needle
-go in and out, when, all of a sudden, along came a bad old, big bear who
-didn’t like little bear girls, nor bear boys, either.
-
-“Ah, ha!” growled the bad bear. “This is the time I have caught you!
-I’ve been waiting a long time to get you! Now I’m going to carry you
-off to my den, and make you wash dishes for ever and ever.
-Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!”
-
-Beckie looked up quickly and started to run, but she had no chance. The
-bad bear was right in front of her, and the door, before which she was
-sitting, was one that was hardly ever used, so it had been locked.
-Beckie couldn’t escape that way. She looked all around the school yard,
-but none of her friends was in sight. Neither was Neddie, who might have
-saved her, and as for the teacher, she had gone home to her dinner.
-
-“Oh, help! Help!” cried poor little Beckie. She didn’t want the bear to
-take her away, and, as for washing dishes, she just hated that work,
-though she didn’t mind doing them for her mamma.
-
-“Pooh! No one will help you!” cried the bad bear. “So don’t bother to
-call. Come along!” And he reached out his paws to grab Beckie. Then he
-happened to notice the doll’s dress, and, being a very curious sort of
-bear, he asked: “What are you doing?”
-
-“I am making a dress for my doll,” answered Beckie, as politely as she
-could, with all her trembling. Then she thought of a trick to play on
-that bear. “Would you like to see me sew on the doll’s dress?” Beckie
-asked, sweetly.
-
-“Well, you might show me one or two stitches,” said the bear, sort of
-careless-like. “But, mind you, I’ll carry you off just the same.”
-
-“All right,” answered Beckie. “Look closely now. You see, I put the
-needle in this side of the silk and I push it through with my thimble.”
-
-“Yes,” said the bear, “I see.”
-
-“Now look closely,” said Beckie, and the bear leaned forward and put his
-nose and eyes close down. “And then,” said Beckie, “I pull my needle out
-this way, and—I stick it in your soft and tender nose—that way!” And
-with that she did it, jabbing the needle into the bear’s nose!
-
-“Oh, wow!” cried the bad bear, and he was so surprised that he turned a
-back somersault and then he ran away off in the woods to get some honey
-to put on his sore nose. So he didn’t take Beckie away after all. Which
-shows you that it’s a good thing to make a doll’s dress, sometimes.
-
-Then, soon the other children came back to school, and so did the
-teacher, and lessons went on and everybody said Beckie was very brave.
-And I think so, too, and in the story after this, if the ashman doesn’t
-take our furnace out in the yard so that it catches cold and can’t go to
-the moving picture show, I’ll tell you about Neddie’s joke on Uncle
-Wigwag.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XV
- NEDDIE’S JOKE ON UNCLE WIGWAG
-
-
-“What is the matter? Why are you laughing so much?” asked Aunt Piffy,
-the fat old lady bear, of Uncle Wigwag, the comical old bear gentleman,
-one morning at the breakfast table.
-
-“Oh, ho! Ha, ha! I tee-hee—ho—ho! I just can’t help it!” said Uncle
-Wigwag, giggling, so that he spilled some honey on the tablecloth. And
-Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, said:
-
-“Oh, there you go again!”
-
-“Excuse me!” spoke Uncle Wigwag, and then he laughed some more, and some
-milk he was drinking went down his Sunday throat, and, as the day
-happened to be Thursday, it was altogether wrong you see, and Uncle
-Wigwag choked and sniffed and snuffled and laughed, all at the same
-time.
-
-“Well, I do declare!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, as she patted Uncle Wigwag
-on the back, so he wouldn’t lose his breath. And he didn’t, I’m glad to
-say, but Aunt Piffy accidentally pounded him so hard that she lost part
-of her own breath, and when she talked next time she had to go like
-this:
-
-“I never (puff) saw you behave so (puff) at the table before (puff)
-Waggie, in all my (puff) life. Never! (puff). What is the (puff) matter,
-Waggie?” You see she called Uncle Wigwag by the name of Waggie for
-short.
-
-“Oh!” said Uncle Wigwag, when finally he could talk, “I just thought of
-something, I did! It made me laugh!”
-
-Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, looked at Uncle Wigwag quite
-severely, but he said nothing, and only went on eating his breakfast.
-
-“I think I know what made Uncle Wigwag laugh,” said Beckie Stubtail, the
-little girl bear, to Neddie, her brother, some time later.
-
-“What?” he asked as he looked for his books to take to school. “What was
-it, Beckie?”
-
-“He’s thinking of a joke to play,” said Beckie.
-
-“I believe you’re right,” went on Neddie. “Oh, Beckie, and I’ve just
-thought of something, too.”
-
-“What is it?” she asked as she looked to see if her doll, Sarah Janet
-Picklefeather, was nicely covered up in the puppy dog’s basket, so she
-wouldn’t get cold while Beckie was at school.
-
-“We’ll just play a trick on Uncle Wigwag,” went on Neddie. “He plays so
-many on us that it’s about time we played one on him.”
-
-“Oh, yes, let’s do it!” cried Beckie, clapping her little paws. “But it
-won’t be a mean or an unkind trick, will it, Neddie? For Uncle Wigwag is
-very good to us, and gives us lollypops, even if he does play a joke on
-us now and then.”
-
-“Oh, no, it won’t be a bad trick,” said Neddie, laughing. “Only a funny
-one.”
-
-So the two little bear children went on to school, talking on the way of
-the joke they would play on Uncle Wigwag. In fact, Neddie was thinking
-so much about this that he did not pay enough attention to his lessons,
-and when the teacher asked him: “Why does a cow eat grass?” Neddie
-answered: “Because it’s a joke!”
-
-You see, he was thinking of the one he and Beckie were going to play.
-But the teacher didn’t know that, so she made Neddie go down to the foot
-of the class for not answering correctly.
-
-Well, when school was out, Neddie and Beckie hurried off by themselves
-to play the joke on Uncle Wigwag.
-
-“Have you thought of what to do yet?” asked Beckie.
-
-“Yes,” said Neddie, “you know it was cold last night, and the little
-puddle of water near our cave-house is frozen over. It’s as slippery as
-glass. Now we’ll cover the puddle over with some sawdust, so you can’t
-see the ice. Then we’ll make believe write a letter to Uncle Wigwag and
-we’ll put it on the top of the sawdust in the middle of the frozen
-puddle.
-
-“He’ll run out to get the letter, when we tell him there is one for him,
-and he’ll slip on the ice and go down ‘ko-bunk!’”
-
-“Oh, but won’t he get hurt?” asked Beckie, anxious-like.
-
-“No, for his fur is so thick now that he won’t feel the fall,” said
-Neddie. “Come on, we’ll play the joke on him.”
-
-So the two little bear children got some sawdust, and, when no one was
-looking, they sprinkled it on the ice so the slippery stuff could not be
-seen.
-
-Then they made believe write a letter to Uncle Wigwag, and, putting it
-in a large envelope, with his name on the outside, they put this right
-in the middle of the frozen puddle, tossing it there so they themselves
-would not have to walk on the ice and maybe fall down.
-
-“Now, we’ll hide behind this tree,” said Neddie, “and watch for Uncle
-Wigwag to fall down.” They had left word with Mr. Whitewash, the polar
-bear, to tell Uncle Wigwag, as soon as he came in, that there was a
-letter for him on the sawdust. Mr. Whitewash, not knowing anything of
-the joke Neddie was playing, said he would tell Uncle Wigwag of the
-letter.
-
-Well, after a while, when Neddie and Beckie had been hiding behind the
-tree for some time, out came Uncle Wigwag.
-
-“Now, watch!” whispered Neddie. “See him tumble when he gets on the
-ice!”
-
-But, instead of going over and picking up the letter, Uncle Wigwag put a
-box down on the ground, near the path by which Neddie and Beckie went to
-school, and then the old gentleman bear himself went and hid behind a
-tree.
-
-“Oh, what do you know about that!” whispered Neddie. “He is playing a
-joke on us, just as I said he would. There’s nothing in that box but a
-piece of brick, or maybe a lot of stones. Uncle Wigwag expects we’ll
-pick it up, thinking it’s candy, and when we open it he’ll cry ‘April
-fool!’ even if it isn’t the month to play those jokes.”
-
-“I believe that’s what he is doing,” said Beckie, laughing.
-
-“Well, we’ll just not be fooled,” went on Neddie. “We’ll leave the
-make-believe box of candy alone, and wait until we see Uncle Wigwag go
-out on the ice after his letter and fall down.”
-
-So the two little bear children, laughing to themselves at the joke they
-were playing on their fun-loving uncle, waited behind the tree. Uncle
-Wigwag waited behind his tree, too.
-
-Pretty soon, along came Tommie Kat, the kitten boy. He saw the white box
-on the path, and cried:
-
-“Oh, joy! I guess this is something good!”
-
-“Watch him get fooled!” whispered Neddie. But lo and behold! Tommie
-opened the box and there it was filled with the nicest kind of candy!
-There wasn’t a stone or brick in it.
-
-“Oh, yum-yum!” cried Tommie, as he ate the sweet stuff.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie. “It _was_ candy, after all. What kind of a
-joke do you call that?”
-
-“I—I don’t know,” answered Neddie, rubbing his nose with his paw. “I
-guess Uncle Wigwag played a different one this time.”
-
-“Then we oughtn’t to play a mean joke on him, as long as he played such
-a nice candy joke on us,” said the little bear girl.
-
-“I guess you’re right,” agreed Neddie. “We’ll tell him not to go get
-that letter.”
-
-But, before they could do this, Tommie Kat saw the white envelope out on
-the sawdust-covered ice puddle.
-
-“Oh, joy!” he cried again. “Maybe that’s more candy!” And, before either
-Beckie or Neddie could call to him, Tommie rushed out to get the
-make-believe letter. And as soon as he got on the ice, which he couldn’t
-see because of the sawdust on top, down he went ker-bunko! his feet
-sliding out from under him, and the candy scattering all over.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Tommie Kat. “I’m all sawdust! And the nice candy! Oh,
-dear! It’s all lost!”
-
-Neddie and Beckie rushed out from behind their tree.
-
-“We didn’t mean that you should fall, Tommie,” said Neddie, as he helped
-the little kitten boy to stand up. “That was for a joke on Uncle
-Wigwag.”
-
-“Well, I don’t call it a very nice joke,” said Tommie, rubbing his nose.
-“But, anyhow, I did find some candy. Help me pick it up.”
-
-“I guess that was for us,” said Beckie. “It was one of Uncle Wigwag’s
-jokes!”
-
-As the bear children and the kitten boy were picking up the scattered
-sweet stuff, out came Uncle Wigwag from behind his tree.
-
-“Ha! Ha!” he cried to Neddie. “I guess I fooled you after all, didn’t I?
-And so you were going to fool me, too, eh? But Tommie got my joke
-instead. Oh, dear!” and he laughed so hard that he got the hiccoughs,
-and Aunt Piffy had to rush out of the cave-house to pat him on the back.
-
-And then, all of a sudden, the bad bear, in whose nose Beckie had stuck
-the needle when she was making her doll’s dress, came rushing up,
-growling and wanting to bite some one. But Neddie Stubtail, brave little
-chap that he was, threw a hard lollypop at the bad bear, hitting him on
-his sore nose, making him cry, “Wow!” and run away off in the woods
-where he belonged.
-
-Then the rest of the candy was picked up, and Beckie and Neddie said
-they were sorry they had tried to play the ice trick on Uncle Wigwag,
-and everything was all right.
-
-And on the next page, if the penholder doesn’t let the ink bottle fall
-out of the window and make a black mark on the sidewalk, I’ll tell you
-about Mr. Whitewash and the stovepipe.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XVI
- MR. WHITEWASH AND THE STOVE PIPE
-
-
-“Oh, dear!”
-
-“What’s the matter?”
-
-“Where’s all that smoke coming from?”
-
-“Oh, ker-choo! Wuzz! Fuzz!”
-
-“Snicker-snacker-snookum!”
-
-Every one seemed shouting at once.
-
-There was great excitement in the cave-house, where the Stubtail family
-of bears lived. Neddie and Beckie, the two little bear children, had
-jumped out of bed and were choking and sneezing in the hall.
-
-“Why, the house is filled with smoke!” cried out Aunt Piffy, the fat old
-lady bear, and she puffed so hard because her breath nearly got away
-from her, that she almost slid downstairs.
-
-“Is the house on fire?” asked Papa Stubtail, as he looked around for a
-pail of water.
-
-“Maybe this is one of Uncle Wigwag’s tricks,” said Beckie, as she wiped
-the tears out of her eyes. She wasn’t exactly crying, you understand,
-but you know smoke always makes tears come into your eyes.
-
-“No, no! There’s no fire!” called Mamma Stubtail, from down in the
-kitchen. “I was getting breakfast when the stovepipe suddenly fell down.
-I guess you’ll have to come and fix it, Hiram,” she called to Mr.
-Stubtail. His first name was Hiram, you see.
-
-“Let me do it,” said Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, and before any one
-else could hurry down to the kitchen Mr. Whitewash had slid down the
-stairs, and soon he had the stovepipe in place again, and the stove
-cooked things without smoking, and Mrs. Stubtail finished getting
-breakfast.
-
-But that wasn’t all about Mr. Whitewash and the stovepipe. Just you wait
-until you get to the end of the story and you’ll see.
-
-Soon breakfast was over, and Beckie and Neddie had started for school.
-Then Mr. Stubtail went to work, and Uncle Wigwag went over to call on
-Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, to talk about Christmas
-and Santa Claus.
-
-That left Mr. Whitewash home with Mrs. Stubtail, who was washing the
-breakfast dishes.
-
-“How did the stovepipe happen to come down?” asked Mr. Whitewash,
-curious-like.
-
-“I guess it’s getting old and couldn’t stand up much longer,” answered
-the lady bear. “The first I knew it had tumbled over and the smoke
-poured out.”
-
-“Yes, there was lots of smoke,” said Mr. Whitewash. “We all were
-frightened. I must take a look at that pipe,” which he did, putting on
-his glasses so he could see better.
-
-“Ha!” he cried, after a bit. “I thought so. That stove needs a new pipe.
-I’ll go after it and fix it before the children come home. Then we won’t
-have any more trouble when you get up to get the breakfast, Mrs.
-Stubtail.”
-
-“That will be very kind of you,” said the lady bear.
-
-So off Mr. Whitewash went to get the stovepipe. And very nice he looked,
-too, walking along through the woods and over the fields, with his white
-fur all combed out like a French poodle’s when he’s had his bath. Mr.
-Whitewash was snow-white—and when he walked along sometimes his friends
-took him for a snowman, and threw snowballs at him. But Mr. Whitewash
-never minded that.
-
-Well, he got to the stovepipe store all right, but the cow gentleman,
-who kept it, said:
-
-“I am very sorry, Mr. Whitewash, but we are all out of stovepipe this
-morning. I expect some in at the end of the week.”
-
-“But I cannot wait that long,” said the white polar bear gentleman. “Our
-old pipe may fall down any day, and fill the house with smoke again.
-Then the fire engines will come out and squirt water in our cave, and
-there’ll be a terrible time. I must have some stovepipe.”
-
-“Well, I’ll tell you what I’ll do,” said the cow gentleman. “I sold some
-pipe to Grandfather Goosey Gander, the duck gentleman, the other day,
-and after he used it awhile he said he wanted a different kind.
-
-“So he took down that I had sold him, and got some different kind. The
-old pipe is out in his back yard now, and I think he would give it to
-you.”
-
-“It will do no harm to ask, anyhow,” said Mr. Whitewash.
-
-Over he went to the house of Grandfather Goosey Gander, and there,
-surely enough, was the pipe.
-
-“Certainly you may have it,” said the duck gentleman. “I am glad to give
-it to you. But be careful, for it is full of black soot, and it may get
-on your white coat.”
-
-“Oh, I can wrap it up in a paper,” said Mr. Whitewash, which he did.
-Then, taking care not to get the stovepipe, though it was wrapped up,
-against his snow-white fur, off Mr. Whitewash started for the
-cave-house, where he lived with the Stubtail family.
-
-Did you ever put up a stovepipe? No, I guess you did not. Well, it is
-not easy work, as Mr. Whitewash soon found. Either the pipe he got from
-Grandfather Goosey Gander was too large to fit in the chimney hole or
-else the chimney hole was too small to let the pipe slide in. Anyhow,
-Mr. Whitewash tried and tried again, and once more, but the pipe would
-not fit.
-
-“I guess I’ll have to get on a stepladder,” said the polar gentleman,
-breathing hard.
-
-“Oh, how black your paws are!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, the fat lady bear.
-
-“Yes, it comes off the stovepipe,” said Mr. Whitewash. “Please bring the
-stepladder.”
-
-So Aunt Piffy and Mrs. Stubtail went for the ladder, but in bringing it
-through the kitchen door it slipped and caught on Mrs. Stubtail’s paws,
-so that she fell down, and so did the fat lady; and Aunt Piffy lost her
-breath.
-
-Aunt Piffy could hardly get her breath back again, either, but she
-caught it just as it was slipping out of the door and then she was all
-right again—at least for a while.
-
-“Now I guess I’ll fix this pipe!” cried Mr. Whitewash, as he stood upon
-the ladder. Carefully he shoved the stovepipe into the chimney hole, but
-still it stuck.
-
-“It must go in!” cried the polar bear gentleman, “or else we can’t have
-a fire in the stove to cook dinner.”
-
-Then he gave a big push on the pipe. But something slipped. Part of what
-slipped was the stepladder and the other part of what slipped was Mr.
-Whitewash and the third part of it was the stovepipe.
-
-Down they fell in a heap together on the floor.
-
-“Oh!” screamed Aunt Piffy.
-
-“Oh, me! Oh, my!” cried Mrs. Stubtail. “Shall I get the doctor?”
-
-Mr. Whitewash didn’t say anything for a little while, and then he
-remarked:
-
-“Please get me a dusting brush!”
-
-And he certainly needed it, for the soot from the stovepipe had
-scattered all over him, and instead of being a pure white bear, he was
-speckled black and white now, like those dogs which always run along
-under a carriage.
-
-But when Aunt Piffy and Mrs. Stubtail tried to brush the black soot off
-Mr. Whitewash, they found they were only making it worse. The brush
-scattered the black all over him instead of leaving it only in spots.
-
-“I guess you had better not try,” said Mr. Whitewash. “I’ll take a bath
-after I get this pipe up.”
-
-“Can you get it up?” asked Mrs. Stubtail.
-
-“Of course I can,” said Mr. Whitewash.
-
-So up on the stepladder the polar bear gentleman got again, and he tried
-to fix the stovepipe. He almost had it in the chimney hole, and he was
-just getting ready to holler “Hurray!” when, all of a sudden, there was
-a growling noise at the back door, and Mrs. Stubtail screamed:
-
-“Oh, a lion! Here’s a lion coming after us!” and she and Aunt Piffy ran
-in the parlor and hid under the sofa.
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the lion. “I’m a bad chap from the circus; and
-I’ve come after Beckie and Neddie!”
-
-Then he roared again, and so loudly that he made the stepladder tremble.
-This shook it so that Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, fell down again.
-This time the stovepipe landed right on top of his head, like the tall
-silk hat Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, wears. And the
-soot from the stovepipe scattered all over Mr. Whitewash some more until
-he was as black as a piece of coal.
-
-“Get out of here!” called Mr. Whitewash to the bad lion, and the lion
-was so scared at seeing a white bear suddenly turn black, and wear a
-stovepipe for a hat, that he ran away as fast as he could, taking his
-tufted tail with him. So he didn’t get Neddie or Beckie after all, and a
-little later Mr. Whitewash got the pipe all nicely fixed.
-
-Then he took a bath, for, oh! he was so black! But soon he was as nice
-and white again as a French poodle. So there was no more trouble with
-smoke in the Stubtail cave-house, and when Beckie and Neddie came home
-from school they made molasses taffy on the stove.
-
-So that’s all I can tell you now, but on the page after this, in case
-our cat doesn’t try to walk the telephone wire and fall off into the
-rose bush, I’ll tell you about Papa Stubtail in a trap.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XVII
- PAPA STUBTAIL IN A TRAP
-
-
-Now to-night I’m going to tell you a story about something sad that
-happened to Hiram Stubtail, the papa bear. And I will not make it any
-sadder than I can help. But still I have to tell things exactly as they
-happened, or it would not be fair, and we must always try to be fair and
-honest in this world, no matter what happens. Even when we’re sad we
-must try.
-
-But I will say this, though there is a sad part to the story, there is
-also a glad part. And the glad part I’ll put in last, so that when you
-go to bed you will dream about that. I always like to have pleasant
-dreams; don’t you?
-
-Once I dreamed I found a lot of money and to make sure I’d have it when
-I awakened I put it under my pillow. But when I woke up the money was
-all gone. Dream money always does that, you know. It disappears.
-
-And once I dreamed I found a lollypop, and when I put my hand under my
-pillow there it was—all sticky! My little girl had put it there to keep
-safe for the night. So that part of my dream came true.
-
-But I started to tell you about Papa Stubtail’s trouble, and I guess you
-don’t want to hear about my troubles.
-
-Anyhow, one Saturday, when there was no school, Beckie and Neddie
-Stubtail, the two little bear children, started off to the woods to see
-if they could have any fun. It was quite cold, and it seemed as if it
-were going to snow, but they did not mind that, for they had on their
-warm fur coats.
-
-“I know what let’s do!” exclaimed Beckie. “Let’s go over and call on
-Uncle Wiggily. You know since he found his fortune he has lots of money,
-and he might give us some to get a popcorn ball with.”
-
-“All right, I’ll go with you,” agreed Neddie. So they went to the house
-of the old gentleman rabbit. They found him at home, and he was glad to
-see them. And, surely enough, he gave each of the bear children a penny
-to buy a popcorn ball. Bears are very fond of those sweet things, you
-know.
-
-Well, while Neddie and Beckie were enjoying the popcorn balls, their
-papa had started to come home from where he worked in the bed factory,
-making nice fuzzy mattresses, fluffing them up with his sharp claws, for
-little bears to sleep on.
-
-“I will go home a little early to-day,” said Mr. Stubtail, to himself,
-“and take Neddie and Beckie to a football game. They will enjoy that.”
-
-Well, as he was walking along, thinking how funny it was for Mr.
-Whitewash, the polar bear gentleman, to put up a stovepipe and get all
-black—as Mr. Stubtail was thinking of this, I say—all of a sudden he
-heard some one crying:
-
-“Help! Help! Oh, will no one help me?”
-
-“Ha! Who can that be?” exclaimed Mr. Stubtail, looking all around, and
-thinking maybe it might be one of his own children, little Neddie or
-Beckie, in trouble.
-
-But he could see no one, though the voice still cried out:
-
-“Help! Oh, please help me!”
-
-“I would help you if I could see you,” said Mr. Stubtail, looking up and
-down and sideways and even around the corner. Still he could see no one,
-and then the voice said:
-
-“Here I am, right down by this board fence!”
-
-Then Mr. Stubtail looked more closely, and he saw, crouched on the
-ground, at the bottom of a board fence, Jollie Longtail, the little boy
-mousie.
-
-“Oh, there you are!” exclaimed Mr. Stubtail. “But why are you crying,
-Jollie, and why don’t you run away?”
-
-“I can’t run away,” answered the mousie boy, “because my long tail is
-fast through a knot hole in the fence, and that is the reason I am
-crying.”
-
-“Your tail fast through a knot hole in the fence?” exclaimed Mr.
-Stubtail. “Why, how did that happen?”
-
-“Well, you see,” explained Jollie. “I was creeping along here, looking
-for a piece of cheese, when my tail slipped through the hole. And,
-before I knew it, another boy mousie named Snippy-Snoopy, who doesn’t
-like me, came along and tied a knot in my tail so I couldn’t pull it
-back through the hole again. And here I am held fast. Will you please
-untie the knot in my tail? I can’t reach it.”
-
-“Oh course I will!” exclaimed the bear gentleman, and very gently, so as
-not to hurt Jollie, he untied the knot in the mousie boy’s tail, so
-Jollie could run along home.
-
-“Oh, thank you so much!” he called to Mr. Stubtail, most politely. “And
-if ever I can do you a favor I will!”
-
-Then Mr. Stubtail hurried on home, thinking how nice it would be to take
-Beckie and Neddie to the football game. And I guess Mr. Stubtail was in
-such a hurry that he did not notice where he was going for, all of a
-sudden, he stepped into a steel trap.
-
-“Snap!” it went shut, catching him on the paw. And, oh! how it did hurt.
-
-“My goodness me! Oh, dear! This is terrible!” cried Mr. Stubtail. “I am
-caught!”
-
-He tried to pull his paw out but the more he pulled the worse it hurt,
-and he had to stop. Then he tried to lift up the trap in his other paw,
-thinking maybe he could carry it to the blacksmith shop and have it
-filed off. But the trap was fast to a tree by a big chain and Mr.
-Stubtail could not get it loose. There he was caught fast.
-
-This is the sad part of the story. I’ll make it just as short as I can
-and get to the glad part.
-
-Well, poor Mr. Stubtail stood there in the trap not knowing what to do.
-He thought he would never see his home again, or his wife, or Neddie, or
-Beckie, nor yet Mr. Whitewash and Aunt Piffy and Uncle Wigwag.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed Mr. Stubtail. “What ever shall I do? Soon the hunter
-who put this trap here will come along and get me. Then it will be all
-up with Papa Stubtail.”
-
-But just then he heard a little rustling in the dried leaves, and a tiny
-voice asked:
-
-“Can I help you, Mr. Stubtail?”
-
-The bear gentleman looked down and saw Jollie Longtail, the mousie boy,
-whose tail he had untied a little while ago.
-
-“Oh, Jollie, it’s you, is it?” asked Mr. Stubtail. “No, I’m afraid you
-can’t help me. You see, this trap and chain are made of iron, and though
-you have very sharp little teeth to gnaw through wood, you can’t gnaw
-iron.”
-
-“No,” said Jollie, “I can’t do that, but maybe I could go and get help
-for you.”
-
-“So you can!” cried Mr. Stubtail, trying not to let the little mousie
-boy see how much pain he was in. “The very thing, Jollie. Run home and
-get Mr. Whitewash and Uncle Wigwag, and any one else you can, to come
-and get me out of this trap before the hunter comes.”
-
-Away ran the mousie boy as fast as he could go. But it was a long way to
-the cave-house—not very far for a bear gentleman, perhaps, who can take
-long steps, but quite a distance for a little mouse chap.
-
-“But I’ll get there in time!” cried Jollie. “I must save Mr. Stubtail,
-for he saved me. I’ll get there!”
-
-Faster and faster he ran on. Once a bad fox tried to grab Jollie, but
-the mousie hid under a log until the fox had passed on. Again a big
-horned owl bird, with staring eyes, swooped down on him but Jollie
-dodged under a stone and the bird stubbed its beak, and didn’t get the
-mouse.
-
-Then Jollie reached the cave-house and told what had happened to Mr.
-Stubtail.
-
-Mrs. Stubtail was so excited that she nearly fainted and fell into a tub
-of water when she heard the news.
-
-Aunt Piffy lost her breath completely this time, and it was several
-seconds before Jollie could run after it for her and bring it back.
-
-“What!” cried Neddie, for he and Beckie had come home. “My papa in a
-trap!”
-
-“Yes, and he needs help quickly!” cried Jollie.
-
-“Then I’ll go get my uncle and Mr. Whitewash!” said Neddie. Off he
-rushed to find Uncle Wigwag and the polar bear gentleman. They also got
-Uncle Wiggily, and Gup, the kind, strong horse, and as many other animal
-gentlemen as they could, and back they hurried to where Mr. Stubtail was
-in the trap.
-
-Together, with the help of a kind circus elephant, they pulled the trap
-open and the bear gentleman was free. Then they all hurried away before
-the hunter man, with his gun and dogs, could get them. Mr. Stubtail
-limped a little and was lame for some time, but that is better than
-staying forever in a trap.
-
-When he got home his wife was out of the tub of water, and she and Aunt
-Piffy made some nice salve for Mr. Stubtail’s sore foot. Then they had a
-lovely supper with honey ice cream, and everybody was happy and they
-couldn’t do enough for Jollie Longtail. And this is the glad part of the
-story.
-
-So this shows you that you should always untie a knot in a mousie’s tail
-if you can, for you never can tell when a mousie might help you.
-
-And no more to-night, if you please, but very soon, if the milkman’s
-horse doesn’t come up on our front stoop and take our doormat to wipe
-his feet on, I’ll tell you about Mamma Stubtail’s honey cakes.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XVIII
- MAMMA STUBTAIL’S HONEY CAKES
-
-
-“Oh, mamma!” cried little Neddie Stubtail, the bear cub, as he got ready
-to go to school one morning. “What is it that smells so good in your
-kitchen?”
-
-“What smells so good?” spoke Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear. “Well, I
-don’t know. Maybe it’s the tea kettle boiling.”
-
-“Oh, mamma, you’re joking just as Uncle Wigwag often does,” said Beckie,
-the little bear girl. “I, too, smell something good. Are you making
-candy?”
-
-“Now, you children just run along to school and say your lessons,” said
-Mrs. Stubtail, as she looked to see if there was any stove blacking on
-her apron. But there was none, I’m glad to say.
-
-“Little bears should be seen and not heard,” said Aunt Piffy, the fat
-old lady bear, as she came up from down cellar, where she had been
-looking to see if any dust had gotten in the eyes of the potatoes.
-
-“Oh, but we smell something good!” cried Neddie. “Do tell us what it is,
-mamma.”
-
-Then he and his sister Beckie sniffed and snuffed real hard, to try and
-find out what it was that smelled so good. It was like molasses candy
-and popcorn and lollypops and ice cream cones, all rolled into one. But
-Neddie and Beckie could not tell exactly what it was.
-
-Anyhow, the school bell rang just then, and they had to run on to their
-lessons, so they didn’t have time to find out what it was their mamma
-was cooking in the kitchen that smelled so nice.
-
-But at noontime, when they came home for dinner, they discovered the
-secret. Neddie ate up his dessert and then he blinked both his eyes at
-his sister Beckie. That meant, in bear language:
-
-“Come on outside. I want to talk to you.”
-
-Then Beckie wiggled both her ears and this meant: “All right. I’ll be
-out in a minute.”
-
-And when Beckie met Neddie outside the house and they were on their way
-to school, Beckie asked:
-
-“What is it, Neddie? What smelled so good?”
-
-“It’s honey cakes,” said he.
-
-“Honey cakes?” exclaimed Beckie. “Why, we don’t have them until
-Christmas.”
-
-“I know,” said Neddie, “but it’s almost Christmas now. Mamma is making a
-lot of honey cakes. That’s what smelled so good this morning. They’ll be
-done this afternoon and she’ll put them out on the back steps to cool,
-as she always does.”
-
-“Well, is that all?” asked Beckie, anxious-like.
-
-“No, not quite,” said Neddie. “When we come home from school you and I
-will go softly up on the back stoop and we’ll get some of the honey
-cakes. They’ll be cool by then.”
-
-“Oh, but that’s not right!” cried Beckie, “We can’t eat mamma’s honey
-cakes without asking her.”
-
-“I didn’t say anything about eating them,” spoke Neddie. “I just said
-we’d take a few cakes in our paws. Then we’ll go to mamma and say we saw
-the cakes out on the back stoop, and we’ll ask her if we can eat them.
-Mind you, we won’t take so much as a smitch of one before we ask her!
-
-“But when she sees we have the cakes of course she’ll let us take a
-nibble. Even Aunt Piffy would do that. Otherwise we’d never get a honey
-cake until Christmas. Will you do it?” asked Neddie.
-
-“Oh, well; yes, I guess so,” said Beckie. “But I’m afraid it isn’t
-exactly right.”
-
-“Oh, yes, it is,” said Neddie. “Now, come on to school, and when we come
-home this afternoon we’ll get some honey cakes.”
-
-But I’m afraid, after all, that what Neddie was going to do was not
-exactly right. However, let us see what happens, as the telephone girl
-says.
-
-Neddie and Beckie went on to school, but they did not do very well in
-their lessons, for they were thinking so much about honey cakes. And if
-they had known that Uncle Wigwag, the old bear gentleman, who was always
-playing tricks, had heard them talking about what they were going to do,
-maybe they would not have felt so happy.
-
-For Uncle Wigwag, hiding behind a stump, had heard just what Neddie and
-Beckie had planned to do to get some honey cakes. And the old joking
-gentleman bear said to himself:
-
-“Now, I’ll play a joke on those children. It isn’t right for them to do
-that, and I’ll teach them a lesson.”
-
-So he went out on the back steps, where the pans of honey cakes were
-cooling. Honey cakes, you know, are made from honey and sugar and other
-sweet things, and are very good. Little bear children love them more
-than anything else.
-
-“Let me see now. What trick shall I play?” said Uncle Wigwag to himself.
-“Oh, I know. I’ll put a lot of glue on the back steps, and make them all
-sticky like fly paper. Then, when Neddie and Beckie come up to get the
-honey cakes they’ll step in the glue, and they’ll be held fast, and
-they’ll make such a fuss that their mamma and Aunt Piffy will hear them.
-They’ll come out, and I guess those bear cubs will never take any more
-honey cakes without asking.”
-
-So Uncle Wigwag got a lot of sticky glue from the doll factory where
-they glue dolls’ wigs on, and he spread the sticky stuff all over the
-back steps, where, on the top rail, Mrs. Stubtail had set the honey
-cakes to cool.
-
-Oh, how delicious they smelled! Uncle Wigwag could not help taking one,
-but of course that was all right, as he paid his board to Mrs. Stubtail.
-
-Then Uncle Wigwag spread out the sticky glue, taking care not to step in
-it himself, and then he went and hid behind a stump to see what would
-happen when Neddie and Beckie came softly along to get the honey cakes.
-
-But something else happened. I’ll tell you all about it if you’ll
-listen.
-
-Neddie and Beckie hurried out of school that afternoon. They had managed
-to get through their lessons, and were very anxious to eat some of the
-honey cakes—that is, if their mamma would let them.
-
-“I hope they’re out on the stoop when we get there,” said Beckie.
-
-“Oh, you honey cakes!” exclaimed Neddie, jolly-like. “Of course they’ll
-be there.”
-
-And just then, as it happened, there was a bad old wolf behind the
-fence. And he heard what the bear cub children were saying.
-
-“Honey cakes, eh?” exclaimed the wolf. “I guess I’ll go get some for
-myself.”
-
-So he ran through the woods, a shorter way than Neddie and Beckie went,
-and the old wolf got there first, just as the one did in the Little Red
-Riding Hood story.
-
-“Ah! ha!” exclaimed the wolf, as he smelled the honey cakes. “Now for a
-good meal! I’m glad I heard Neddie and Beckie talking about this. Oh,
-you honey cakes!”
-
-The old wolf went softly to the stoop. He looked all around, but he saw
-no one. Mrs. Stubtail was washing the dishes and Aunt Piffy had gone to
-lie down and take a nap. Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, was over
-visiting Uncle Wiggily Longears, the rabbit gentleman, and Uncle Wigwag,
-as we know, was hiding behind the stump.
-
-The wolf saw no one, and up the back steps he went to get the honey
-cakes that were set out there to cool. But something happened.
-
-All of a sudden the wolf stepped in the glue and stuck fast. All four
-feet were caught in the sticky stuff and when the wolf tried to get
-loose he only stuck the faster.
-
-“Oh, wow!” howled the wolf. “Oh, dear, I’m caught!”
-
-Uncle Wigwag, hiding behind the stump, heard the noisy noise and, not
-yet having seen the wolf, he cried:
-
-“Ah, ha! Now I have caught Neddie and Beckie. I guess this will be a
-lesson to them not to take honey cakes again!”
-
-Out rushed the old gentleman bear, and when he saw the wolf caught in
-the glue, instead of the little bear cub children, Uncle Wigwag did not
-know what to say, he was so surprised.
-
-And when the wolf saw the bear gentleman he cried:
-
-“Oh, dear! Don’t bite me! I’ll be good! I’ll not take any of your honey
-cakes!”
-
-“You’d better not,” spoke Uncle Wigwag. And then the wolf was so
-frightened that he managed to pull his feet loose from the sticky glue,
-and away he ran without a single honey cake.
-
-And when Neddie and Beckie came along later to take some cakes,
-intending to ask if they could eat them, they found every one so excited
-at the bear cave that they didn’t take any cakes at all. Besides, Mamma
-Stubtail had lifted the honey cakes inside after the wolf made such a
-racket.
-
-“But you were almost caught!” said Uncle Wigwag to Neddie and Beckie, as
-he told them what he had heard them say. Then they promised never to
-think of such a thing again, and their mamma gave them each some nice
-honey cakes for supper. But the wolf had none, and it served him right.
-
-So Uncle Wigwag played his trick just the same, though, on a wolf
-instead of the bear children. Then Aunt Piffy scrubbed all the glue off
-the back steps and everybody was happy.
-
-And in the next story, if the molasses jug doesn’t go down cellar and
-cry in the coal-bin so the coal is all stuck up, I’ll tell you about
-Neddie and the kindling wood.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XIX
- NEDDIE AND THE KINDLING WOOD
-
-
-“Neddie! Neddie! Where are you?” called Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear,
-one afternoon as she stood on the back steps, which were still colored
-dark from the glue that Uncle Wigwag had put there, the time Neddie and
-Beckie were going to take the honey cakes, as I told you in the other
-story. “Neddie! Neddie!” called the mamma bear.
-
-There was no answer for a moment, and then Tommie, the little kitten
-boy, came running as fast as he could run.
-
-“What’s the matter, Tommie Kat?” asked Mrs. Stubtail. “Is a bad rat
-chasing you?”
-
-“Oh, no, not a bad rat,” answered Tommie, as he quickly hid under an old
-ash can. “You see we’re playing hide and seek, and Neddie, he’s it. I’m
-hiding away from him. Don’t tell where I am; will you?”
-
-“Of course not,” said Mrs. Stubtail, with a laugh. “So that’s why Neddie
-didn’t answer me,” she went on. “He’s playing a game. Very well, Tommie
-Kat, but when you get in homefree, or when Neddie finds you, just tell
-him for me, if you please, that I want to see him.”
-
-“I will,” promised Tommie Kat, and then he pulled his tail in close
-under the ash can so when Neddie came to look for him he wouldn’t see
-him.
-
-Truly enough, in a short time, Neddie Stubtail, the little boy bear,
-came looking for all the animal children who were playing the game. He
-found Jimmie Wibblewobble, the boy duck, hiding under some corn meal
-sacks. Then he saw Johnnie Bushytail, the squirrel, in a nut bag, and
-Neddie saw Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow cuddled up together behind the rain
-water barrel.
-
-But Neddie could not find Tommie Kat, and finally the little boy bear
-had to call out:
-
-“Givie up! Givie up! Come on in free!”
-
-This meant that when Tommie ran out from where he was hiding Neddie
-would not tag him, and the kitten boy would not be “it.” So out Tommie
-came from under the ash can, and Neddie said:
-
-“Oh, so that’s where you were; eh?”
-
-“Sure I was,” said Tommie. “But say, Neddie, your mamma wants you.”
-
-“Really?” asked Neddie.
-
-“Really, truly, and truly ruly,” laughed Tommie.
-
-Just then Mrs. Stubtail came out and called again:
-
-“Neddie! Neddie! I want you!”
-
-“What is it, mamma?” asked Neddie, politely, and wondering where he
-would hide when it came his turn.
-
-“I want you to bring me in some kindling wood for the stove, so I can
-easily make a fire in the morning to get breakfast,” said the bear lady.
-
-“Oh, mamma, I don’t want to!” exclaimed Neddie. “I want to play hide and
-seek some more. It’s my turn to hide, and I know a dandy place where
-they can’t find me. Sammie Littletail, the rabbit, has to be it, and
-he’ll never find me.”
-
-“Well, my dear little bear boy,” spoke Mrs. Stubtail, “I know you like
-to play, but you must also help me. Bringing in the wood is one of your
-tasks. So don’t make a fuss about it.”
-
-“All right, mamma, I won’t,” said Neddie, eagerly. “Only do I have to
-bring in the wood right away?”
-
-“It would be better to get it in before dark,” said Mrs. Stubtail, “but
-I don’t mind if you wait a little while longer. Only don’t forget it,
-and don’t be too long. It soon gets dark, you know, and you can’t see to
-get me nice sticks of wood. But go on and play a while longer.”
-
-Mrs. Stubtail wanted to be kind to Neddie, but she also wished him to
-feel that he had certain things to do, and must do them.
-
-Well, Neddie went on playing hide and seek, and he hid in the big
-clothes basket that was in the yard. He pulled a clean sheet from the
-line over him, and really the basket looked as though it were filled
-with clothes from the wash.
-
-Of course when Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, who was searching for
-the other animals this time, passed by the basket, he only saw the
-sheet, and never thought that Neddie was hiding under it. So Sammie
-didn’t find Neddie, though he did all the other animal boys, and such
-fun as Neddie had when he ran in home free.
-
-“I told you that you couldn’t find me!” he said, as he tried to stand on
-one ear, but he couldn’t because his ear bent double. Then Neddie fell
-down, and he knocked over Peetie Bow Wow and Peetie bumped up against
-Jimmie Wibblewobble, the duck, and for a time it looked just like an
-animal circus.
-
-Well, Neddie Stubtail was having so much fun that he forgot all about
-bringing in the kindling wood for his mamma. Then, all of a sudden it
-got dark—so dark that the animal boys couldn’t play hide and seek any
-more—and Neddie remembered the wood.
-
-“Oh, dear!” he exclaimed.
-
-“What’s the matter?” asked Charlie Chick, who was also playing the game.
-
-“I forgot all about the wood,” spoke Neddie. “You stay and help me carry
-it in; won’t you? I’ll give you a honey cake, if you do, Charlie.”
-
-“Well, I’d like to very much,” said Charlie Chick, “for I am very fond
-of honey cakes. But my mamma told me to come home just as soon as it got
-dark. I’ve got to help shell some yellow corn for breakfast. Good-bye!”
-
-Then Charlie Chick trotted off to his chicken coop, and all the other
-animal boys went to their homes, though Neddie asked each of them to
-stay and help him bring in the wood.
-
-But none of them could, for they, too, had little things to do at home.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed Neddie. “I’ve got to bring in the kindling wood all
-alone. And it’s dark! But I suppose it serves me right for letting it go
-so long. Next time I’ll not.” And I suppose it did serve Neddie right,
-though that did not make it any the more pleasant.
-
-So the little bear boy went out to the woodpile. It was so dark he could
-hardly see, but still he was brave, and he made up his mind he was not
-going to ask Uncle Wigwag, or Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, to help
-him.
-
-“For it’s my own fault for not bringing in the wood earlier,” thought
-Neddie.
-
-He hurried all he could, and brought in one pawful, which he put in the
-wood-box behind the stove. His mamma didn’t say anything when Neddie
-stood there in the kitchen a minute, sort of waiting-like, as though he
-hoped she would excuse him.
-
-Mamma Stubtail really felt sorry for her little bear cub, but she knew
-it would be a good lesson to him. And there are more kinds of lessons in
-this world than you learn from your school books, you know.
-
-So Neddie went out to the woodpile again, and it was darker than ever.
-The little bear boy piled his paws full of the firesticks and started
-for the house. It was quite a distance, and before Neddie got there some
-one stepped up behind him and grabbed him tightly.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried the little bear boy. “Who is it?”
-
-“It is I! The skillery-scalery alligator!” was the answer, given in a
-shivery sort of voice. “At last I have you! I have been waiting until it
-was dark enough for me to carry you off without any one seeing me. Now
-I’ve got you. Come along!”
-
-“No, I’m not going!” cried Neddie, and he struggled to get loose. But he
-couldn’t, for the ’gator held him too tightly.
-
-“Oh, help! help!” cried poor Neddie.
-
-“Hush! No more of that!” snarled the skillery alligator, and he held one
-paw over Neddie’s mouth so the little bear boy couldn’t call for help.
-
-“Come along!” cried the alligator, and he started to drag Neddie away.
-
-And then the little bear cub thought of something. In his paws were a
-lot of sharp, jagged sticks of wood. As quickly as a flash Neddie
-dropped all but one of these sticks of wood. This one he grasped tightly
-in his paws, and with that stick he gave that bad alligator such a whack
-on his nose that tears came into his eyes.
-
-“Oh, wow! Trolley cars, and ice cream cones! What happened to me?” cried
-the alligator. “Did it thunder and lightning?”
-
-“No! I did it with my little stick!” cried Neddie and he gave the ’gator
-another whack, if you will excuse my saying so. Then the alligator cried
-“Wow!” again, and more tears came into his eyes, and he could not see
-through so much salt water, and then Neddie managed to wiggle loose and
-run into the house. And the ’gator had too much of a toothache to
-follow, so the little bear boy got away after all. And the
-skillery-scalery alligator went to the dentist’s, to have his tooth
-fixed.
-
-After that, Uncle Wigwag helped the little bear boy bring in the rest of
-the wood, and never again did Neddie let his work go until dark. And on
-the next page, if the coffee grinder doesn’t take a bite out of the gas
-stove and make it sing in its sleep, I’ll tell you about Beckie and her
-cough medicine.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XX
- BECKIE AND HER COUGH MEDICINE
-
-
-“Ker-choo! Ker-choo! Ker-choo!” sneezed little Beckie Stubtail, the bear
-girl, as she sat up in her bed of straw one night. “Ker-choo!
-A-ker-choo! Boo-hoo!”
-
-“My goodness me sakes alive and some castor oil!” cried Aunt Piffy, the
-nice old bear lady, waking up from a sound sleep in the next room. “What
-ever is the matter, Beckie?”
-
-“Oh, dear! I don’t know!” cried Beckie, as she rubbed her eyes in the
-dark. “But I feel so queer! My nose is all stopped up, and I can’t
-breathe and my throat tickles and I’m cold——”
-
-“Oh my goodness!” cried Aunt Piffy, jumping out of bed so quickly that
-she almost stepped on the pussy cat’s tail.
-
-Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, had also heard her little cub girl
-sneezing and coughing, and Mamma Stubtail jumped up too, and ran to
-Beckie’s room, turning up the night light so she could see what was the
-matter.
-
-“What is it, Beckie? What has happened?” asked mamma.
-
-“Oh, dear! I’m so miserable,” said poor Beckie, crying.
-
-“Oh, no wonder!” remarked Aunt Piffy. “See, she is all uncovered, and
-she has taken cold. We must put her feet in hot mustard water at once,
-and send for Dr. Possum. Oh, the dear child is going to be ill!”
-
-“I hope not,” said Mamma Stubtail, but she was afraid just the same.
-
-Then such a time as there was with the two lady bears bustling around to
-look after Beckie. And all through it Papa Stubtail never waked up, for
-he had worked hard that day, and was a sound sleeper. But Uncle Wigwag,
-the funny old bear gentleman, did awaken, and, putting on his dressing
-gown and slippers, he stuck his head in Beckie’s room, and asked:
-
-“Is there anything I can do?”
-
-“Yes,” said Aunt Piffy. “You might heat some water. We want to give
-Beckie a hot bath.”
-
-“I will,” said Uncle Wigwag, and he didn’t try to play any tricks at all
-then, but heated the water at once. And Uncle Wigwag was very fond, too,
-of playing tricks and jokes, let me tell you.
-
-Well, soon Beckie was nice and warm, and she had soaked her paws in
-mustard water, and taken some sweet medicine. And all this while Neddie
-her little bear brother, had not awakened from his sleep.
-
-But Mamma Stubtail and Aunt Piffy were kept very busy until nearly
-morning looking after Beckie. Finally she did not cough or sneeze so
-much, and she fell asleep. Everybody was glad.
-
-“When it’s morning we’ll have Dr. Possum,” said Mrs. Stubtail, softly.
-
-Well, morning came after a while, but it always seems to come very
-slowly when you are awake and waiting for it, especially if some one is
-ill. And Beckie was quite ill. She seemed to get worse all the while.
-
-When Dr. Possum came, right after breakfast, he felt of Beckie’s paw to
-tell how fast her pulse was beating. Then he made her put out her tongue
-to see how red it was, and the animal doctor gentleman said:
-
-“Yes, Beckie is a pretty sick little bear girl. But I think I can cure
-her. She needs some cough medicine.”
-
-“Will it be bad, bitter medicine, doctor?” asked Beckie, as she sat up
-in bed, with a dry-leaf quilt wrapped around her.
-
-“Well, Beckie, I might as well tell you the truth, for you would find it
-out anyhow as soon as you tasted it,” said Dr. Possum. “The cough
-medicine is going to be very bitter and bad. I will not deceive you. But
-I can do one thing—I can make it a pretty color.”
-
-“Do, please, then,” begged Beckie. “But why is it that you doctors can’t
-make medicine that is not bitter?”
-
-“I’ll tell you why, Beckie,” spoke Dr. Possum. “You see the bad cold or
-other disease gets inside you and it likes you so well it stays there,
-and as long as it stays you can’t get better. So we give bitter
-medicines—not to you, but to the bad cold that’s inside you.
-
-“And when the cold sees that bad, bitter medicine coming down your dear
-little red throat, the cold says to itself:
-
-“‘Ha! Hum! This is no place for me! I’d better get out!’ And out the
-cold goes, and then you get better. That’s what bitter medicines are
-for.”
-
-“I see,” said Beckie. “Well, I’ll take it.”
-
-“And you can make as many faces as you like when you swallow it,” said
-Dr. Possum with a laugh. Then he mixed up some bitter cough medicine for
-Beckie, but he colored it pink, just to match the shade of the little
-bear girl’s hair ribbon.
-
-“There, now,” said the possum doctor gentleman. “You can make believe
-it’s pink candy syrup, Beckie.”
-
-“I’ll have to make believe very, very hard to do that,” said Beckie,
-smiling the least little bit.
-
-Well, Dr. Possum went away, and Beckie had her first dose of the bitter
-cough medicine. It was so bad and sour and puckery that she made a
-terribly funny face when she took it. It was such a funny, queer face
-that Neddie, her brother, who was watching her take the medicine, had to
-laugh. And, as he was drinking a glass of water just at that minute, the
-water spilled all over him, of course.
-
-“Well, Neddie,” said his mamma, “I guess you had better go on to school.
-This is no place for you.”
-
-So Neddie went to school, and Beckie stayed home with her cough and the
-pink, bitter cough medicine. For some time she felt quite miserable, and
-then the medicine made her sleepy.
-
-And Aunt Piffy, who was taking care of Beckie, said to herself:
-
-“Well, now, as long as she’s quiet, I’ll have time to run across the
-street and get some sugar from Mrs. Wibblewobble, the duck lady. I will
-make Beckie a little sugar candy to take after her medicine.”
-
-So Aunt Piffy, leaving Beckie asleep, stepped out of the bear cave. And,
-as it happened, Mrs. Stubtail had gone out, too. She went over to Mrs.
-Kat’s house to see about getting a thimbleful of thread to sew some shoe
-buttons on Mr. Stubtail’s coat. That left Beckie sleeping all alone in
-the house, for Neddie, her brother, had gone to school, and Mr.
-Whitewash, the polar bear, had gone out hunting after honey, and Uncle
-Wigwag, the funny bear, was over calling on Grandfather Goosey Gander,
-the duck gentleman.
-
-And a bad old lion, who used to work in a circus, came along just then.
-Seeing the door of the bear cave open, as Aunt Piffy had left it when
-she went out, the lion said:
-
-“Ah, ha! I’m going in here! Perhaps I shall find something good to eat!”
-
-In he went, and he saw Beckie asleep in her bed.
-
-“Ah, ha! A little bear girl!” growled the lion. “The very thing for me!
-I’ll take her away with me!”
-
-He was lifting Beckie up in his big paws, and was just walking away with
-her, when the little bear girl awoke. And she was so frightened at
-seeing the lion that she coughed and sneezed and choked something
-dreadful. Oh, yes, indeed!
-
-“A-ker-choo! Ker-fooz! Ach! Hoch! Pitzel!” sneezed Beckie. “Oh, dear!”
-she cried.
-
-“Keep quiet!” said the lion, rudely enough. “Some one will hear you!”
-
-“That’s what I want,” said Beckie. “Oh, please let me alone.”
-
-“No! No!” growled the lion. Then Beckie coughed some more, and her
-throat hurt her, and she saw the bottle of pink, bitter medicine Dr.
-Possum had left on her table.
-
-“Oh, please let me take some of that pink stuff!” begged Beckie of the
-lion.
-
-Now, the lion had some good in him, after all, and when he saw how much
-Beckie was suffering, he handed her the bottle of cough medicine. Beckie
-took some, and it stopped her cough at once, but she made such a funny
-face when she swallowed it that the lion cried:
-
-“Ha! That must be fine stuff to have you make such a funny face. I must
-look into this. Yes, indeed!”
-
-“Would you like some of my cough medicine?” asked Beckie, hoping the
-lion would take some. She knew what it would do to him.
-
-“Indeed, I will,” the lion said; “I’ll drink the whole bottle full of
-pink stuff, and then you’ll see what a queer face I’ll make.”
-
-So the lion tipped up the bottle of bitter, sour, pink cough medicine
-and swallowed it all at once. Of course it wasn’t meant to be taken that
-way—not even by a lion—all at once.
-
-And such a face as the lion made! It was seven different kinds of a face
-at once, and then the lion howled and roared and said, “Oh, dear!” for
-his throat seemed to be on fire.
-
-And then, without trying to bother Beckie any more, out of the window
-the lion jumped, to run off to find some ice water, so his throat
-wouldn’t burn from the cough medicine.
-
-Of course Beckie’s medicine was all gone, but it did not matter, for her
-cold was soon better. I don’t know whether it was from the medicine she
-took, or whether the lion scared the cold away.
-
-Anyhow, Beckie got all well, and the lion didn’t bother her again for
-more than a week.
-
-And, if the bag of peanuts doesn’t step on the elephant’s toe and make
-him sneeze, I’ll tell you next about Neddie and the tooting horn.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXI
- NEDDIE AND THE TOOTING HORN
-
-
-“Mamma, can’t Beckie come out and play?” asked Neddie, the little bear
-boy, as he ran home from school one afternoon. “I came home early on
-purpose. It was such a nice, sunny day that teacher said I might come
-out before the others, to amuse Beckie.”
-
-“That was very kind of you,” spoke Mrs. Stubtail, “and I think I will
-let Beckie out a little while. But you must look after her, and see that
-she does not stay late, for it gets cold after the sun goes down, and
-you know she is hardly over her cough yet.”
-
-“Oh, I’ll be careful of her,” said Neddie, and he was so glad he could
-take out his little sick sister, that he stood up on the end of his
-short, stubby tail.
-
-That is, Neddie tried to stand on the end of his tail, but the truth of
-the matter is, my dear little friends, that Neddie was getting to be
-such a fat, heavy little chap of a bear cub that his tail would not hold
-him any more.
-
-So over he fell, ker-thump-o! But he landed in a pile of leaves so he
-was not hurt at all.
-
-“Don’t let Beckie try that, Neddie,” said Mrs. Stubtail, with a laugh.
-“She is only just out of a sick bed, you know.”
-
-“I won’t!” laughed Neddie, as he picked himself up and brushed off the
-leaves. You know I told you, in the story before this one, how Beckie
-had to take some pink, bitter medicine for her cough that Dr. Possum
-gave her. Hold on, I don’t mean that Dr. Possum gave her the cough—no,
-he gave her the medicine to cure it. And a bad lion got in after Beckie,
-and he swallowed the whole bottle of medicine and that gave him such a
-conniption fit that he was glad to leave the little girl bear alone.
-
-So while Neddie waited outside the bear cave, Mrs. Stubtail went inside
-to get Beckie ready to take a little walk in the woods.
-
-“Oh, it is just lovely to get out again, after being in the house so
-long!” sighed Beckie, as she walked along with her brother Neddie,
-holding his paw.
-
-Neddie was as nice as could be, and he walked slowly with his sister who
-had been ill, taking good care that she did not stumble over a stick or
-a stone.
-
-On and on they went, and pretty soon, when Neddie was thinking it was
-about time to start for home with his sister, all of a sudden they heard
-a tooting horn in the woods.
-
-“Hark! what’s that?” cried Beckie, giving a jump.
-
-“I don’t know,” answered Neddie, and he looked all around, ready to run
-in case there should be danger.
-
-“Maybe it’s a hunter and his dogs,” suggested Beckie. “Oh, Neddie, I’m
-so frightened!”
-
-“Don’t be frightened, Beckie,” he said gently. “I’ll take care of you.
-Maybe, after all, it’s only the nice trained bear, George, and the
-professor man who toots on his brass horn.”
-
-“Oh, but if it’s he maybe he’ll want to take us back to the circus
-barn,” went on Beckie. “I wouldn’t like that.”
-
-“Nor I,” said Neddie. “But I don’t believe it is. Let’s take a look.”
-
-So the two bear children looked all around, and then they heard the
-tooting horn again. And this time they saw who was blowing it. It was a
-hunter man, and he had his gun and his dog with him.
-
-“Quick! Jump behind this big tree!” cried Neddie, and he helped Beckie
-to hide herself. They were only just in time, too, for just then the
-hunter looked around, and he might have seen the bear children, except
-for the tree.
-
-Then the hunter blew his horn again, and, not seeing anything to shoot,
-he whistled to his dog, put his gun over his shoulder and slinging the
-horn by his side, down the hill he went, leaving Beckie and Neddie
-alone. And, oh, how happy they were!
-
-“Well, I’m glad that’s over,” said Beckie, with a long breath. “We won’t
-come to these woods again.”
-
-“I guess not,” said Neddie. “Let’s hurry home.”
-
-“What kind of a horn was it that the hunter man had?” asked Beckie, as
-she and her brother took hold of paws again, and started for home. “It
-wasn’t at all like the one the professor man blew on. His was brass.”
-
-“I know it,” answered Neddie, “and this one was made of birch bark,
-rolled up like a cornucopia such as come on Christmas trees. Only those
-are filled with candy, and this one had nothing but air in it.”
-
-“I see,” said Beckie. “And can you blow on a birch bark horn, Neddie?”
-
-“I can blow a little bit on that kind of a horn,” said Neddie. “But we’d
-better not stop now to try it. Let’s hurry home.”
-
-So the two little bear children went on, over hills and dales, and
-through the woods.
-
-Now, whether they were not careful to take the right path, or whether
-the hunter and his dog and gun had so scared them that they didn’t know
-what they were doing, I can’t begin to say. It might have been one
-thing, and then, again, on the other hand, it might have been something
-else. And I don’t want to make a mistake.
-
-Anyhow, the first thing Beckie and Neddie realized was that they were
-lost. They didn’t know where they were, nor how to get home. All they
-knew was that they were in the woods, some distance from home, and night
-was coming on.
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Beckie, when she saw that Neddie did not know his way
-home. “Oh, dear me!”
-
-“Don’t worry, sister dear,” he said. “I’ll take care of you,” and he put
-his paws about her.
-
-“Oh, I know you will,” said Beckie, “and you are as kind as you can be;
-but, still, and with all that, if I stay out after dark my cold may get
-worse again, and I’ll have to take more of that bitter medicine.”
-
-“You can’t!” exclaimed Neddie. “The bad lion swallowed it all for you!”
-
-“Oh, but Dr. Possum can make plenty more, and maybe worse than that!”
-cried Beckie. “Oh, dear! Where is our home? It’s lost!”
-
-“No, it’s we who are lost,” said Neddie, with a laugh. “Our house is
-just where it always was.” And he giggled again. He didn’t feel very
-much like laughing, you know, but he did it to cheer up his little
-sister. It’s a good thing to laugh, sometimes, even when you don’t feel
-like it.
-
-Well, it kept getting darker and darker, and Beckie was more and more
-frightened, even though Neddie was as jolly as he could be. Finally he
-said:
-
-“We’ll just call for help. Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear, or our papa,
-or Uncle Wigwag might be roaming through these woods, and they’d hear us
-and take us home.”
-
-“Oh, then, holler as loudly as you can,” said Beckie. “Perhaps mamma, or
-Aunt Piffy, is out looking for us.”
-
-So the two little bear children called as loudly as they could. Again
-and again they shouted, but only the echoes answered them.
-
-“It’s of no use!” said Beckie, and she was almost ready to cry, for her
-cough was hurting her again. Then Neddie thought of something.
-
-“I have it!” he cried. “I’ll make a tooting horn out of birch bark, like
-the one the hunter man had. I’ll blow on the horn, and surely some one
-will hear that.”
-
-“Oh, goodie!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws. Then she felt better.
-
-Neddie with his sharp claws quickly stripped off some white birch bark
-from a tree. He rolled the bark into a sort of cornucopia, large at one
-end and small at the other. He put the small end to his mouth.
-
-“Toot! Toot! Toot!” went the little bear boy on the birch bark horn.
-Again and again he blew it. Finally Beckie said:
-
-“I hear some one coming!”
-
-Surely enough there was a sound in the bushes.
-
-“Come and get us!” cried Neddie.
-
-“I’m coming,” said a voice, and then, instead of their papa or uncle
-bear, out jumped the bad old skillery-scalery alligator.
-
-“Now I have you!” he cried, snapping his teeth.
-
-“Oh, no, you haven’t!” said Neddie. And with that he blew such a blast
-from the tooting horn in the face of the ’gator that the bad creature
-turned a somersault and a peppersault mixed together and away he ran
-back to the drug store, where he belonged. Then Neddie blew some more
-tunes on the tooting horn, and this time his papa, who was searching in
-the woods, heard him and came to get his little boy and girl bear.
-
-So Neddie and Beckie weren’t lost any more, and soon they were safely
-home, and I’m glad to say that Beckie’s cough got no worse. And they had
-hot mush for supper with sweet molasses on.
-
-And in the next story, if the lady downstairs doesn’t come up and take
-my typewriter to get her baby asleep with, I’ll tell you about Beckie
-and the hand-organ man.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XXII
- BECKIE AND THE HAND-ORGAN MAN
-
-
-“Beckie,” said Mrs. Stubtail, the lady bear, as she came into the
-sitting-room in the cave-house where the little cub girl was playing
-with her rubber doll; “Beckie, I wonder if you are well enough to go to
-the store for me?”
-
-“Of course I am, mamma,” answered Beckie. “My cold and cough is all
-cured now. I can go to school next week, I think.”
-
-“I hope so,” said Mrs. Stubtail, “for you have been very ill.”
-
-I told you, you know, about how Beckie had to take some very bitter,
-sour medicine, and how she fooled the bad lion with it.
-
-And, since her illness, Beckie had not been to school. But she was
-better now, and that’s why Mrs. Stubtail thought perhaps the little bear
-girl could go to school.
-
-“Well, as long as you think you are able to be out,” went on the mamma
-bear, “I’d like you to bring me a cake of yeast. I want to bake some
-bread.
-
-“I would go to the store for it myself,” went on Mrs. Stubtail, “only I
-have to stay in the house, since Aunt Piffy is visiting over at Mrs.
-Wibblewobble’s duck pond, and I expect Mrs. Bow Wow the dog lady might
-call this afternoon. That’s why I asked you to go for the yeast,
-Beckie.”
-
-“Oh, mamma, I don’t in the least mind,” said Beckie, politely. “I think
-the walk will do me good. It is a nice day, though it does look as
-though it were going to snow. And I’ll take my doll, Isabella Trolleycar
-Jamkitchen, along with me. She needs the air, too.”
-
-“Well, wrap up warmly,” spoke Mrs. Stubtail, “and don’t catch any more
-cold.”
-
-“No, and I won’t let the cold catch me!” laughed Beckie, as she looked
-for her little red jacket, hanging on the hat rack.
-
-So the little bear girl started off through the woods to go to the store
-for a yeast cake for her mamma.
-
-The store was kept by a nice, kind old pussycat lady, and when Beckie
-got there the pussycat was just drinking a saucer of warm milk.
-
-“Would you like some, my dear?” asked she of Beckie.
-
-“Thank you, I would,” said the little bear girl, politely.
-
-So before buying her yeast cake, Beckie had some nice, warm milk, and a
-molasses cookie, which the cat lady storekeeper baked all by her own
-self.
-
-“Now be careful, and don’t lose your change,” said the lady cat, as she
-gave the pennies to Beckie. “And put the yeast cake in your pocket,
-where it won’t fall out.”
-
-“I will,” answered Beckie.
-
-Off she started for home, with the pennies and the silver-covered yeast
-cake rattling about in her pocket. Now a yeast cake, as I guess you all
-know, is something to make a loaf of bread light and fluffy. The yeast
-makes the bread all full of little holes, so that the butter won’t fall
-off it when you spread it on.
-
-Well, Beckie was going along, thinking how much nicer it was to be well
-than ill, and she was wondering what the animal girls would say to her
-when she went back to the school, when, all of a sudden, Beckie heard
-some one crying behind a clump of bushes.
-
-“My goodness!” cried the little bear girl. “That’s a man!”
-
-You see she could tell right away that it was no animal crying.
-
-“Yes, it’s a man!” thought Beckie, and she got ready to run as soon as
-she could see which way to go, so as not to run into the man. For most
-men, Beckie knew, would like to carry away a little bear cub like
-herself.
-
-Then Beckie heard the crying again and a voice said:
-
-“Oh, dear! How sad I am. Poor George has run away and left me!”
-
-“George!” thought Beckie. “Why, that was the name of the nice, tame,
-trained bear that Neddie and I ran off to travel with some time ago. I
-wonder if that man can be the Professor who blew on the shiny, brass
-horn?”
-
-So Beckie peeked around the corner of the bramble briar bush, behind
-which the crying man was hiding, and she saw that he wasn’t the
-Professor gentleman at all.
-
-He was a hand-organ man, with a nice fur coat, and he was crying as hard
-as he could cry, that man was.
-
-“I don’t think he’d be cruel to me,” thought Beckie. “Anyhow, he’s in
-trouble, and maybe I can help him. Besides, hand-organ men most always
-have monkeys, and if they are kind to the monkeys they’ll probably be
-kind to little bear girls. I’m going to ask him if I can help him.”
-
-Just then the hand-organ man cried again, and said:
-
-“Oh, dear! Oh, George, why did you ever run away and leave me?”
-
-Oh, I forgot to tell you that the reason Beckie knew the crying man
-played a hand-organ was because there was a hand-organ standing up
-against a tree near him. Only he wasn’t playing it just then. You can’t
-very well play a hand-organ and cry at the same time. At least I never
-saw any one do it, though, of course, it may be done.
-
-“What is the matter, hand-organ man?” asked Beckie, politely, making a
-little bow, as she stepped in front of him. “Why do you cry, and who is
-George? Was he a little bear?”
-
-“Oh, no,” said the man, who could understand bear talk, and speak it,
-too. “No, George was not a bear. He was a monkey, and he used to do lots
-of tricks as I played the music. But he has run away and left me.”
-
-Then Beckie noticed that there was no monkey with the hand-organ, as
-there should have been, by rights.
-
-“So you are crying for George; is that it?” she asked the man who was
-wiping away his tears on the back of his cap.
-
-“That is just why, little bear girl,” he said. “I have no monkey to do
-funny tricks when I play the music, and, unless I have a monkey, the
-people will not give me pennies. Oh, I have no money, I can’t get any,
-and I am so hungry.”
-
-“Poor hand-organ man!” exclaimed Beckie. “Maybe I could be a monkey for
-you.”
-
-“You!” exclaimed the man. “Why, you are too big. But I thank you just
-the same.”
-
-“I know I am a little larger than a monkey,” said Beckie, “but I can do
-tricks. I learned them from some circus animals, when my brother Neddie
-and I ran away with a bear named George. At first I thought you meant
-the bear George.”
-
-“No, my monkey was named George, too,” said the hand-organ man. “But let
-me see you do some tricks.”
-
-So Beckie danced around in the woods, and played soldier, as she had
-seen the bear George do, and she climbed a tall tree and then she stood
-on her hind paws and begged like a little poodle dog, and the man
-exclaimed:
-
-“Why, that’s just fine! Now we’ll have a little music!”
-
-So he played a jolly tune and Beckie did more tricks. Then the man said:
-
-“Will you come with me for a while, little bear girl, and do tricks for
-the people while I play? In that way I may get some pennies, even if I
-have no monkey.”
-
-“Yes, I will come with you for a little while,” said Beckie, “but I can
-not stay very long, for my mamma expects me home with the yeast cake.”
-
-So Beckie went with the hand-organ man, down to the city where he
-played. And such nice tricks as the little bear girl did! The hand-organ
-man said she was better than his monkey, and I guess the boys and girls
-who saw Beckie climb a telegraph pole thought so too. Anyhow, the man
-got lots of pennies, which Beckie took up in his cap, passing it around
-in her paws.
-
-Then it was time for her to go home, but the hand-organ man was sorry to
-have her leave him.
-
-“Maybe I’ll help you again some day,” said Beckie.
-
-“I hope so,” said the man, and he didn’t cry any more, for he had many
-pennies to buy food. And he gave Beckie half of the pennies for her own
-self. Wasn’t he good?
-
-And on the way home a bad old tiger from the circus chased Beckie, but
-she threw the bright, shining yeast cake at him, and the tiger thought
-it was a bullet from a bang-bang gun, and he was so frightened for fear
-he might get shot that he ran off and left Beckie alone.
-
-Then she picked up the yeast cake, which was only bent sideways a little
-bit, and got safely home with it, and it made a nice loaf of bread.
-
-And on the next page, if the wallpaper doesn’t jump down off the ceiling
-and go to sleep in the baby’s crib, I’ll tell you about Neddie playing
-the piano.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXIII
- NEDDIE PLAYS THE PIANO
-
-
-“Come, Neddie!” cried Mamma Stubtail, the lady bear, one day, as she
-went to the door of the cave-house and looked out in front where Neddie,
-the little boy bear, was playing football. “It’s time to practice your
-music lesson, Neddie.”
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried the little bear boy. “I wish I was a player-piano!”
-
-“What a funny wish!” said Beckie, who was taking her doll, Elizabeth
-Jane Huckleberrypie, out for a walk.
-
-“Why do you want to be a player-piano, Neddie?”
-
-“Then I wouldn’t have to practice my music lesson,” said the little bear
-boy.
-
-However, since his mamma had called him, Neddie started to go in. Then
-Tommie and Joie Kat, the kitten boys, and Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the
-puppy dog boys, called to him:
-
-“Where you going, Neddie?”
-
-“I have to practice my music lesson,” he answered, and he went into the
-cave-house, but he didn’t feel very happy. He sat down to the piano, and
-he began to play:
-
- “Tinkle-tinkle tinkle-tink!
- Dum-te dum-dum dum-dum doo!
- Plinko-plunko smasho-bang!
- How I wish that I was through!”
-
-That’s the kind of a tune Neddie had to play for his exercise music
-practice lesson, and really he didn’t do it well at all. For you see he
-was anxious to go back to play football with the boy animals.
-
-And that’s often the way it is when real boys and girls have to practice
-music lessons. I wish it were not so, for there is nothing nicer in this
-world than music, and in order to play it well you have to practice. And
-some day, if you take music lessons, you’ll be glad that you did run up
-and down the piano keyboard with your fingers when you had much rather
-be out having games with your friends. For it is very nice to be able to
-play tunes.
-
-But Neddie didn’t think so as he sat on the piano stool, drumming away,
-and looking at the clock, every now and then to see when his time would
-be up, so that he could go out and play with his animal friends.
-
-Finally the clock struck five and Neddie finished his practice with a
-bang. It wasn’t music at all, but he did not care.
-
-“Hurray!” he cried. “Practice is over. Now I can have some fun!”
-
-Out of doors he rushed and more than ever he wished he were a
-player-piano, so that all he’d have to do would be to jump up and down
-with his feet when he wanted music. That is a good way to make nice
-sounds, too, on the player-piano, and I can play one or two pieces
-myself, that way. But, oh, how I wish I could play by hand!
-
-However, Neddie’s friends were glad to see him come out again. They
-played football and nearly broke the window in Mrs. Wibblewobble’s duck
-pen, so that she had to run out and call to them:
-
-“Now, boys, you must go right away from here. Play football somewhere
-else.”
-
-So Neddie, the little bear boy, and his friends had to move along and
-look for a vacant lot where they could kick around their football
-without breaking any windows.
-
-That night, when Mr. Stubtail, the bear papa, came home, he asked
-Neddie:
-
-“Did everything go all right in school to-day?”
-
-“Yes, sir,” answered Neddie politely.
-
-“And when you came home did you practice your music lesson?”
-
-“Yes, sir,” answered Neddie, and he was glad he had not skipped it, as
-he sometimes did.
-
-“Very good,” said Mr. Stubtail. “Then on Saturday afternoon I will take
-you and Beckie to a nice moving picture show.”
-
-“Oh, joy!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws.
-
-“Oh, happiness!” said Neddie, and he was glad again that he had not
-missed his music practice.
-
-Well, that night, after Neddie had finished his home school-work, he
-wanted to sit up a little longer to read a fairy story. His mamma let
-him do this, but when it came time for Neddie to go to bed, he had not
-finished the story. So he begged:
-
-“Oh, can’t I stay up just a little longer, mamma?”
-
-Then, as he had been such a good boy, Mrs. Stubtail said that he might,
-so Neddie settled down into the deep-cushioned easy chair, and read all
-about how the pink fairy turned herself into a pumpkin and rolled down
-hill so the giant couldn’t make a Jack-o’-lantern of her.
-
-And then quite a lot of things happened. Mrs. Kat, the mother of Tommie
-and Joie and Kittie Kat, came in to call on Mrs. Stubtail. And Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady, came to ask Aunt Piffy what the old
-lady bear did for dyspepsia when she ate cheese for supper. And
-Grandfather Goosey Gander came in to play a game of Scotch checkers with
-Uncle Wigwag, while Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear, went out to look for
-a cake of ice on which to sleep, for, he always liked things cold, you
-know.
-
-And there were so many things going on that no one thought anything
-about Neddie. There he sat in the big chair, reading the fairy story
-until he fell asleep. Then, as it happened, all the company went home at
-once and in a hurry, and when Papa and Mamma Stubtail locked up the
-cave-house, and put the cat down cellar, no one thought that Neddie was
-asleep in the big chair. His sister Beckie had gone up to bed some time
-ago, and every one thought Neddie was in bed also.
-
-So upstairs in the cave-house went all the big folks, not knowing that
-Neddie was in the chair. And there he stayed until it got real late and
-dark. And, oh, so quiet was it in the house! Why, you could have heard a
-pin drop, if any one had let one fall.
-
-All of a sudden Neddie awakened. He sat up with a jump, and looked all
-around in the dark. Of course he couldn’t see anything, for it was all
-black.
-
-Then, hardly knowing where he was, Neddie rubbed his eyes with his paws,
-but still he could scarcely see. Then he noticed a little light from the
-street lamp outside, shining in through the window, and he could tell
-where he was.
-
-“Why!” he exclaimed, “I’m home, in my own house! I fell asleep in the
-big chair. Huh! I guess I’d better go up to bed!”
-
-Neddie stretched himself, and was wondering if he could find his room in
-the dark, without waking every one up, including Mr. Whitewash, who was
-asleep on a cake of ice, when, all of a sudden, Neddie heard a noise. It
-was right under the window, near which he had been sleeping, and he
-listened to a voice, saying:
-
-“Now we’ll break in through the back door, and we’ll take Neddie and
-Beckie and carry them off to our den and never let them out again.”
-
-“Yes, that’s just what we’ll do,” answered another voice, and then
-Neddie tiptoed to the window, and looking out he saw two bad old lions
-that had run away from a circus. They were coming to get Neddie and
-Beckie.
-
-“Oh, what shall I do?” thought Neddie.
-
-“Those lions can easily break into our house. And if I call out to papa
-and mamma now the lions will hear me and they’ll jump in through the
-window and get me before I have a chance to run.
-
-“Oh, what can I do? How can I scare those lions away?”
-
-Just then Neddie heard a tiny mousie run up and down on the piano keys,
-making a little tinkling sound. This made the little bear boy think of
-something.
-
-“I have it!” he whispered to himself in the darkness. “I’ll go in to the
-piano, and I’ll play the loudest bang-bang tune I know. Maybe the lions
-will think it’s thunder and lightning and guns shooting off, and they
-may be afraid and run away!”
-
-So Neddie stole into the piano room and, all of a sudden, he banged his
-paws down on the loud keys as hard as he could. Then he played on the
-tinkle-tinkle keys, and again on the thunder notes. The lions, who were
-just going to break into the cave-house, heard the noise. They had never
-heard music in the dark night before, and they thought it was thunder
-and lightning.
-
-“Oh! wow!” cried one lion, “we’re going to be caught in a storm! Come on
-home to our cave!”
-
-“I’m with you!” growled the other lion, shivering, and away they ran, as
-frightened as could be, because Neddie remembered enough of his music
-lesson to make a thunder sound that he had practiced several times.
-
-“And I’m never going to make a fuss about practice again,” he said.
-“Music is a good thing, after all. It scares lions away.”
-
-Of course everybody in the cave-house woke up when Neddie played the
-piano, and when he told his papa and mamma why he did it, to drive away
-the lions, they said he had done just right.
-
-Then everything got quiet, and Neddie finished his sleep in bed. And
-nothing more happened. So, pretty soon, if the trolley car doesn’t run
-off the track and bunk into the dishpan and make a big dent in it, I’ll
-tell you about Neddie and Beckie going to a party.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXIV
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE AT A PARTY
-
-
-One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little boy and girl bear,
-came home from school, where they had said their lessons, each one
-getting a good mark for not whispering—one day, as they ran in the house
-to get a honey cake, they saw two little white envelopes lying on the
-dining-room table.
-
-“Hello!” exclaimed Neddie, looking at them. “Here’s some post-office
-mail mamma has forgotten to open.”
-
-“I’ll take it to her,” spoke Beckie, as she put her school books on the
-sideboard; “I think she’s in the kitchen. And while I’m out there I’ll
-get the honey cakes.”
-
-“Good!” cried Neddie, as he wiggled his little tail. “And while you are
-about it, get as many honey cakes as you can, Beckie.”
-
-“I will,” answered the little bear girl. Bears are very fond of sweet
-cakes, you know, especially if they have honey in them.
-
-But when Beckie took up the tiny envelopes she gave a little squeal of
-surprise, just like a baby piggie under a gate, and she said:
-
-“Why, Neddie! These are for us—they are letters, with our names on!”
-
-“Are they?” asked Neddie. “Sure enough!” he cried as he looked. “I
-wonder who can be writing to us?”
-
-“The best way would be to open them and find out,” suggested Aunt Piffy,
-the fat old lady bear, as she came up from down cellar, where she had
-gone to keep the apples from getting lonesome. Oh, Aunt Piffy was the
-kindest old lady bear you ever heard of. She was even kind to the apples
-and potatoes, and all things like that.
-
-“Open your letters,” she said to Neddie and Beckie, “and then you can
-tell whom they’re from.”
-
-Beckie began to tear open her envelope, but Neddie, after looking at his
-for a moment, said:
-
-“Oh, ho! I know. This is a joke of Uncle Wigwag’s! I’m not going to let
-him fool us!”
-
-Uncle Wigwag, you know, was an old gentleman bear who was always playing
-tricks, or jokes, on Neddie and Beckie, and sometimes on Aunt Piffy,
-too.
-
-Just then in came Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman.
-
-“Has anybody seen my cake of ice?” he cried. “I can’t find it. Some one
-must have my cake of ice!”
-
-You see, being a white Polar bear, from the North Pole, Mr. Whitewash
-always used to sit on a cake of ice to keep cool, and he often mislaid
-it, or couldn’t find it, just as Grandma CluckCluck, the old lady hen,
-used to lose her glasses.
-
-“Where is my cake of ice?” asked Mr. Whitewash, as he looked all around
-the bear cave-house.
-
-“Oh, my goodness me sakes alive and some horseradish-mustard!” cried
-Aunt Piffy. “I think I put your cake of ice under the stove, to have it
-out of the way while I swept, and by this time——”
-
-“Yes, by this time it must be all melted!” cried Mr. Whitewash, as he
-rushed out to the kitchen. And, as luck would have it, just then,
-through the door, came Mrs. Stubtail, the mamma bear, and in her hand
-she had a plate of honey cakes, that she had just baked. Of course Mr.
-Whitewash rushed right into her, but he didn’t mean to. Down went Mrs.
-Stubtail, down went the honey cakes—down went Mr. Whitewash, and such a
-mix-up you never saw in all your life!
-
-But no one was hurt, I’m glad to say, though some of the honey cakes
-were broken. But that did not hurt them, and Neddie and Beckie picked
-them up and their mamma let them eat the pieces.
-
-Then Mr. Whitewash managed to find his cake of ice under the stove. It
-was not quite all melted, but nearly. However, there was enough left for
-him to sit on and keep cool, until the ice man came with another cake.
-
-Then when everything was quiet Neddie took up his envelope again, and
-said:
-
-“Look, Mr. Whitewash, Uncle Wigwag is trying to play another joke on
-us.”
-
-“No, I do not think so,” answered the white Polar bear gentleman. “He
-has not been in the house in some time. He and Uncle Wiggily Longears,
-the rabbit gentleman, are playing a game of hop butterscotch on the duck
-pond. I think your letters are no joke.”
-
-“Then I’m going to open mine!” exclaimed Beckie, and when she had done
-so and had read the writing inside, she called out:
-
-“Oh, Neddie! It’s an invitation to a party! Kittie Kat, the little pussy
-girl, is giving a party and she’s asked me to come to it. Is yours an
-invitation, too?”
-
-“Why, yes, it is,” said Neddie slowly. “I guess I’ll go.”
-
-“Go? Of course we’ll go!” cried Beckie. “I wonder what dress I’ll wear?”
-
-“Oh, that’s just the way with girls!” cried Neddie. “As soon as they
-hear of a party they begin thinking of dress.”
-
-“Pooh! I guess you boys are just as fussy about wearing a new necktie!”
-said Beckie, as she waggled her little stubby tail.
-
-Well, to make a long story short, Neddie and Beckie got ready to go to
-the party Kittie Kat was to give. It took place three nights after the
-invitations came out, and Neddie and Beckie, the little bear children,
-each one dressed very nicely, went on and on through the woods and over
-the fields to the Kat home. It was not very far, and there was a bright
-moon shining in the sky, so they were not afraid.
-
-And I just wish you could have been to the party, which Kittie Kat gave
-for all her animal children friends. No, on second thought, perhaps, it
-is just as well you were not there. The animal children wouldn’t know
-you, and they might have been frightened. But some day I’ll take you
-around myself to call on them, and after that they won’t mind you.
-
-Anyhow, everybody whom Beckie and Neddie knew seemed to be at Kittie’s
-party. Her brothers, Tommy and Joie Kat, waited on the door and let in
-the guests as they came. Sammie and Susie Littletail, the rabbit
-children, were there, and Peetie and Jackie Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys,
-and Lulu and Alice and Jimmie Wibblewobble, the ducks, and oh!
-everybody.
-
-And such fun as they had! They played all sorts of games, such as little
-bear in the corner, hide the potato, lose the piano and find the
-molasses. And whoever found the molasses could have some of the sweet
-stuff on a spoon. Neddie and Beckie liked this game the best of all.
-
-Then there was another game. Kittie Kat brought in an empty barrel, and
-in the bottom she put a box of candy.
-
-“Now,” said Kittie, “whoever can reach over in and down and get that box
-of candy may have it. But, mind you, you’ve got to get it with your
-paws, you can’t use a stick or a hook to pull it up.”
-
-Now the barrel was quite a deep one, and though all the animal boys and
-girls tried, they could not reach down and get the box of candy.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed Beckie, “this is just the kind of a trick Uncle
-Wigwag would play!”
-
-“Well, it’s only in fun,” said Kittie Kat, with a laugh, “and when
-you’ve all tried and can’t do it, I’ll turn the barrel upside down, the
-candy will drop out and we’ll all have some.”
-
-“Wait! I haven’t finished yet!” called Neddie Stubtail. “I think I can
-claw up that candy!”
-
-So he leaned over the edge of the barrel and stretched his paw down in
-for the candy. At first he could not get hold of the box. Farther and
-farther he leaned over the edge, and his hind paws came up off the
-floor.
-
-“Look out, Neddie! You’ll fall in!” cried Beckie.
-
-And that is just what Neddie did. All of a sudden into the barrel he
-went, head over paws and everything. “Ker-bunko!” went Neddie.
-
-Everybody laughed when he went down inside the barrel, and when he
-bobbed up again, holding the candy in his paws, the animal children
-laughed more than ever. For Neddie was all covered over with white. He
-looked just like Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman, only smaller.
-
-“Oh, Neddie, what happened to you,” asked Beckie, in surprise.
-
-“I know!” exclaimed Kittie Kat. “That barrel had flour in it, and I
-didn’t dust it all out. The white flour is all over Neddie’s fur.”
-
-And so it was, but no one minded.
-
-“I don’t care. I got the candy anyhow,” said Neddie as he jumped out of
-the barrel. Then he gave all the animal children some of the sweet
-stuff, and when a few more games were played it was time to go home.
-
-Neddie and Beckie went through the forest, and when they were almost at
-the bear cave, Beckie said:
-
-“Some one is following us through the woods. Maybe it’s a bad lion.”
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r! I hope not!” cried Neddie. He turned around to look, and
-there it was, a bad circus lion. But an instant later the lion roared
-out:
-
-“Oh, excuse me, Mr. Whitewash, I didn’t know it was you!” and then the
-lion ran away. You see he looked at the white flour still on Neddie’s
-fur, and the bad lion thought he saw the big, strong Polar bear
-gentleman, while it was really only little Neddie. Then the bear
-children ran safely home.
-
-So you see it was a good thing Neddie fell into the flour barrel and got
-all white after all, as it scared away the bad lion. And next, if the
-horsie doesn’t jump out of his picture frame on the wall, and run over
-my typewriter with the pony cart, I’ll tell you about Neddie in the
-snowbank.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXV
- NEDDIE IN A SNOWBANK
-
-
-“Mamma,” said Neddie Stubtail, the little boy bear, as he got up from
-the supper table one evening, “may I go over to Sammie Littletail’s
-house to-night?”
-
-“What for?” asked Mrs. Stubtail.
-
-“Oh, we’re going to play with his magic lantern,” answered Neddie.
-“We’re going to show some funny pictures. All the boys are going to be
-there.”
-
-“Oh, I wish I could go,” cried Beckie, the little girl bear, as she
-looked to see if her green hair ribbon had turned pink. But it had not,
-I am sorry to say.
-
-“Pooh! You wouldn’t want to be the only girl there,” spoke Neddie.
-
-“Oh, yes, I would,” exclaimed Beckie. “I like boys better than I do
-girls,” and she wasn’t at all bashful-like as she said that. Some girls
-are that way, you know.
-
-“Well, maybe I’ll take you some other night,” said Neddie. “But may I go
-over this evening, mamma?”
-
-“Well, I guess so,” answered the lady bear, slowly. “But first you must
-study your school lessons.”
-
-“Oh, I’ll do that,” cried Neddie eagerly. “I’ll learn my reading lesson
-and my number work. I haven’t got much. I’ve just got to find out how
-many apples a man would have left if he bought two peaches for five
-cents and sold a bushel of potatoes for thirteen musk melons.”
-
-“What a funny thing to want to know,” laughed Beckie. “Who asked you
-that question?”
-
-“I don’t know,” replied Neddie. “It’s in the book, that’s all I know,
-and I’ve got to find the answer for myself. I’m not sure, but I think
-it’s a dozen honey cakes. Now please don’t bother me any more, Beckie,
-for I’m going to study.”
-
-“Oh, I won’t bother you,” said the little girl bear. “I’ve got to study
-my own lessons. And after that I’m going to make a sky-blue-pink dress
-for my new doll, Lillian Cheesecake Clothes-basket.”
-
-Neddie hurried with his studying so that he might go over to the house
-of Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, and see the magic lantern show.
-
-A magic lantern, you know, is something like a moving picture show, only
-different. I guess you’ve seen one, so I don’t need to tell you about
-it.
-
-Well, Neddie finished his home school-work, and I guess he did as you
-boys and girls may often have done—he skipped the hard parts and only
-took the easy questions, such as how to spell dog, and cat, and rat, and
-apple, and cake.
-
-Then Neddie put on his hat and coat, and started to go over to Sammie
-Littletail’s house. It was not a great way there through the woods. The
-moon was shining brightly, just as it was the night before, when Neddie
-and Beckie went to Kittie Kat’s party, and Neddie fell into the flour
-barrel, as I had the pleasure of telling you in the story before this
-one.
-
-When Neddie got to Sammie Littletail’s house he saw many of his little
-animal boy friends there, and Sammie was all ready to start the magic
-lantern show.
-
-And, oh! what a nice show it was! A white sheet was tacked on the wall,
-and on that the pictures were shown. There was one picture of some
-little dogs in a country called Germany, walking around on their hind
-legs and eating pie with a spoon. Then there was another picture of a
-cow blowing her horns to make a nice tune so the grasshoppers could
-dance.
-
-After that Sammie showed a picture of a big lion, roaring in his loudest
-voice, and, so as to make it seem more like a lion, Neddie, the little
-bear boy, growled as loudly as he could, stooping down under the table
-to hide himself.
-
-And when that picture was shown, and when Neddie growled, Jilly
-Longtail, the little mousie boy, was so scared that he cried right out
-loud:
-
-“I want to go home! I want to go home!”
-
-Of course, every one laughed at him, but for all that poor little Jilly
-was quite frightened.
-
-“Why, it’s only a picture,” said Neddie, as he crawled out from under
-the table, where he had been trying to roar like a lion. “Don’t cry,
-Jilly,” and he wiped away the tears of the little mousie boy on his soft
-fur.
-
-Well, after that more pictures were shown, and then Mrs. Littletail, the
-rabbit lady, brought out some nice sweet cakes for the animal boys, and
-Susie Littletail, the rabbit girl, who was a sister to Sammie, as I
-guess you know, helped her mamma pass the cakes around to every one.
-
-Well, everybody had a good time, and when it came the hour for the boys
-to go home, which was quite early, Sammie looked out of the window and
-exclaimed:
-
-“Why, it’s snowing hard!”
-
-“Snowing lard, did you say?” asked Neddie.
-
-“No, not lard, and not butter either,” answered Sammie, with a laugh. “I
-said it was snowing hard—h-a-r-d—not soft, you know.”
-
-“Oh, now I see!” cried Neddie. “Well, I’m glad it’s snowing, for we can
-have some fun, making snow men, and building forts and sliding down
-hill.”
-
-“I’m glad, too!” exclaimed Tommie Kat, the kitten boy, “for it will soon
-be Christmas, and I always like snow at Christmas.”
-
-Everybody else at the magic lantern show said the same thing, and soon
-they had started for their homes, because it kept snowing harder all the
-while, and they did not want to get snowed in.
-
-Neddie Stubtail, the little bear boy, hurried along, kicking his paws
-through the snow, and thinking what fun he would have with his sister
-Beckie on their way to school next morning.
-
-“I’ll get out my sled and pull Beckie,” thought Neddie. He would do
-this, you see, because Beckie could not come to the magic lantern show.
-
-Well, Neddie was walking along, and he was putting out his tongue and
-letting the snowflakes melt on it, sort of tickling himself like, when,
-all of a sudden, Neddie heard a roaring sound, and a voice cried:
-
-“Ah, ha! Now I’ve got you. You shan’t fool me this time by covering
-yourself with flour and making believe you’re a Polar bear. I’m after
-you!” And out from behind a snowbank rushed the bad old circus lion who
-had chased Neddie and Beckie the night before, when they were on their
-way home from the Kat party.
-
-“Oh, my!” exclaimed Neddie. “I guess I’d better run!” And run he did,
-through the snow, as fast as he could. But the lion ran, too, and he was
-almost catching up to Neddie, when, all at once, the little bear came to
-the edge of a hill.
-
-He came to it so suddenly that he couldn’t stop himself, and the first
-thing the little bear knew he slid over the top of the hill. Down he
-fell, right into the middle of a big bank of snow, on the other side.
-
-Now a snowbank isn’t hard like the iron bank in which you put your
-pennies, and so Neddie wasn’t hurt the least mite, I’m glad to say.
-Gracious, if he had fallen on a hard iron bank, I don’t know what might
-have happened. I guess maybe he’d have broken his toothache anyhow. I’m
-not saying for sure, but maybe.
-
-Anyhow, Neddie fell “ker-flop!” into the soft snow, and the fluffy
-flakes closed up over his head, not leaving any hole to show where he
-had gone in. So that when the bad lion came to the edge of the hill and
-looked down, expecting to see the little bear boy, he couldn’t see him
-at all, at all. For Neddie was hidden by the kind snowbank.
-
-“My, that’s rather queer,” said the lion, sort of roaring to himself and
-scratching his nose with his tail. “Very strange to be sure! I’m
-positive that bear boy is around here somewhere. I’ll just call and make
-him come out.”
-
-So the lion called:
-
-“Hey, you, Neddie Stubtail! Come out of where ever you are and let me
-bite you!”
-
-But, of course, Neddie was too smart for that. He just stayed hiding
-under the snowbank, and finally the bad lion went away through the
-storm, growling to himself and wondering what had happened to Neddie.
-
-But Neddie stayed in the snowbank for some time, and then finally the
-little bear chap began wondering how he was ever going to get out to go
-home. For the snowbank was very big.
-
-And then a funny thing happened. Neddie’s warm breath melted a hole in
-the snowbank and the little bear boy could look out just as if he were
-looking through a window in a snow house. And in the shining moonlight,
-for it had stopped snowing, he saw, a little way off, the very cave in
-which he lived. Then he scratched hard with his paws and breathed hard
-with his warm breath and soon he was out of the snowbank. A little later
-he was safe in his own house. And oh my! how glad his mamma was to see
-him!
-
-So he had quite an adventure, which goes to show that you can never tell
-what will happen when a lion chases you. And on the next page, if the
-popcorn doesn’t go bang up against the ceiling and knock the gas light
-down cellar, I’ll tell you about Neddie and Beckie helping Uncle Wigwag.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XXVI
- HELPING UNCLE WIGWAG
-
-
-One day, when Neddie and Beckie Stubtail, the little bear children, came
-home from school, they saw in the dining-room Uncle Wigwag, the funny
-old gentleman bear, who was always playing jokes. And Uncle Wigwag was
-laughing and chuckling, and giggling to himself, bobbing up and down,
-and tickling himself on his ribs to make himself laugh all the harder.
-And then he’d sit down in a chair and hold his sides with his paws
-because they ached so from his jollity.
-
-“Why, what in the world can be the matter with Uncle Wigwag?” asked
-Beckie, dropping her books, and hurrying toward him.
-
-“Maybe he’s sick,” suggested Neddie. “I guess I’d better run for Dr.
-Possum.”
-
-“Sick! He isn’t sick at all!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy, the fat old lady
-bear. “He’s just up to some of his tricks. If you ever joke with me
-again that way,” she went on, looking at Uncle Wigwag sort of
-sharp-like, “if ever you do that again, I’ll never give you any maple
-sugar on your honey cakes.”
-
-“Oh, what did he do? Tell us!” cried Neddie and Beckie, while Uncle
-Wigwag laughed harder than ever.
-
-“Why he came home from the five-and-ten-cent store—I guess it must have
-been,” explained Aunt Piffy, “and he gave me a box to open. He asked me
-if I didn’t want a new side hair comb, and of course I did. Well, when I
-opened the box out popped a green snake. I was so scared that I ran down
-cellar and hid, and I nearly lost my breath, and could hardly find it
-again. Oh, dear!” and Aunt Piffy fanned herself with her apron, she was
-so warm.
-
-“Well,” said Uncle Wigwag, and he stopped laughing long enough to talk.
-“I really didn’t say there was a side comb in the box, Aunt Piffy.
-Besides, it wasn’t really a snake, you know,” he said, turning to Neddie
-and Beckie. “It was only a snake made of paper, with a spring inside
-like a jack-in-the-box.”
-
-“Oh, I know,” said Neddie. “Where is it? Let me take it, and I’ll play a
-joke on some of the fellows at school.”
-
-“Take it!” exclaimed Aunt Piffy. “I don’t want to see it again. And mind
-you!” she said to Uncle Wigwag, shaking her paw at him, “if you joke
-with me any more—no maple sugar on your fried eggs for breakfast.”
-
-“Oh, I’ll be good,” said the old bear gentleman.
-
-But it was very hard for Uncle Wigwag to stop playing jokes. A little
-later that afternoon he gave Beckie what she thought was a candy egg,
-and when she tried to bite into it, thinking it was nice and sweet, the
-egg popped open, and a little chicken inside, made of paper and
-feathers, crowed just like a rooster, and Beckie nearly jumped out of
-her hair ribbon, she was so surprised.
-
-“Ha! Ha!” laughed Uncle Wigwag. “That was a good joke!”
-
-“I don’t think so,” said Beckie, sort of sorrowful-like.
-
-“Don’t you? Well, maybe it wasn’t,” spoke Uncle Wigwag. “Anyhow, here’s
-a penny for you to buy some real candy.” Uncle Wigwag was always that
-way—first he’d play a joke on you and then he’d do you a kindness. He
-was quite nice after all.
-
-And a little later Neddie was looking for a pencil to write down some of
-his home school-work on his paper pad.
-
-“Here’s a good pencil,” said Uncle Wigwag, taking one from his pocket.
-Neddie didn’t think anything, and started to write with the pencil. But,
-as soon as he did so, it bounced out of his paw and jumped around on the
-floor. For inside it was a jumping-jack. It was a trick pencil, you
-know, and Uncle Wigwag had played another joke.
-
-“Excuse me while I laugh,” said the old gentleman bear. And Neddie
-laughed, too, for he rather liked the trick pencil.
-
-And then Uncle Wigwag played another trick. Oh, but he was full of them
-that day! wasn’t he? I guess he must have been roaming around two or
-three five-and-ten-cent stores to find those jokes.
-
-The last trick Uncle Wigwag played was on Mr. Whitewash, the white Polar
-bear gentleman. Mr. Whitewash used to have a cup of tea every afternoon,
-while he sat down to read in the paper about whether it was going to be
-cold or hot the next day.
-
-Mr. Whitewash used to sit on a cake of ice, you know, because he liked
-everything cold, except his tea, and he did not like warm weather at
-all.
-
-Well, he was sitting there, reading his paper, and sort of not looking
-what he was doing. He reached out his paw to take his cup of tea, with
-his eyes still on the paper, and when he picked up the cup and started
-to drink from it, there was no tea in it. Instead, Uncle Wigwag had put
-in some ink, and when Mr. Whitewash, not looking at it, started to drink
-it, the ink spilled all over his white fur. It made him look like a
-spotted clown in the circus.
-
-“Ha, ha!” laughed Uncle Wigwag. “That’s a fine joke!”
-
-“I don’t think so,” said Mr. Whitewash. “And you had better look out, or
-I’ll play a joke on you.”
-
-Then Uncle Wigwag felt sorry he had done such a thing, and he helped Mr.
-Whitewash clean the ink off his white fur. Neddie and Beckie helped
-also. And a little later the Polar bear gentleman said to the two
-children:
-
-“You just watch and see what a trick I shall play on Uncle Wigwag.”
-
-So Neddie and Beckie watched, though they didn’t see anything for some
-time. But toward dark that evening, when Neddie was bringing in his wood
-to fill the box behind the kitchen stove, he heard some one crying in
-the fields across the way from the bear cave.
-
-“Help! Help! Oh, help!” called a voice.
-
-“Why, who can that be?” asked Beckie, who was watching Neddie bring in
-the wood.
-
-“I’m sure I don’t know,” answered the little bear boy, “but I’m going to
-see.”
-
-“Oh, you’d better not,” spoke Beckie. “Maybe it’s the bad old lion.”
-
-“Yes, and maybe it’s Uncle Wiggily, the nice rabbit gentleman. He may be
-in trouble,” went on Neddie. “Come on, it isn’t far. We’ll go see. We
-must help Uncle Wiggily, you know.”
-
-There was no one else in the bear cave just then to go to the help of
-whoever was calling, as Mrs. Stubtail and Aunt Piffy had gone over to
-the house of Mrs. Kat, the kitten children’s mamma, to ask about making
-sugar pie. So Neddie and Beckie had to do whatever they were going to do
-all by themselves.
-
-They hurried on toward where they heard the voice. It was still calling:
-
-“Help! Help! Oh, will no one help me?”
-
-“Yes, we are coming!” answered Neddie, and then he and Beckie ran around
-the corner by a stump, and they saw, sitting there, Uncle Wigwag, the
-old joking bear gentleman himself. He did not seem to be in any trouble,
-and the bear children wondered what had happened to him.
-
-“Help! Help!” he called.
-
-“Why, what is the matter?” asked Neddie. “If you are in trouble why
-don’t you come away? I see no one hurting you.”
-
-“No, you can’t see it, but I’m in trouble just the same,” said the bear
-gentleman making a funny face. “I am frozen fast to a cake of ice!”
-
-“Frozen to a cake of ice?” said Beckie in surprise.
-
-“Yes. It’s a trick played on me by Mr. Whitewash, but I am not
-complaining about it. It serves me right for playing so many jokes
-to-day, especially the one on him with the ink.
-
-“I was walking along, thinking of a new joke to try, when I saw what I
-thought was a nice seat here by this old stump. The seat had a blanket
-over the top, and a sign saying:
-
- ‘PLEASE SIT DOWN ON ME!’
-
-“Well, of course, I sat down, and before I knew it I was frozen fast.
-You see there was a cake of ice under the blanket, and I’m sure Mr.
-Whitewash put it there, just to fool me.”
-
-“I guess he did,” said Neddie, and he could hardly keep from laughing,
-for Uncle Wigwag looked so funny, frozen fast.
-
-“Can’t you help me?” asked the bear gentleman. “You see Mr. Whitewash
-can sit on a cake of ice without freezing to it, for he is used to
-living at the North Pole, but I am not. Oh, dear! I’m freezing tighter
-and tighter. I may have to stay here all night.”
-
-“Oh, no, we will help you,” said Neddie kindly. So he and Beckie blew
-their warm breath on the cake of ice, and soon it was melted enough so
-that Uncle Wigwag could pull himself loose. And very glad, indeed, he
-was to get up. Then along came Mr. Whitewash saying, as he combed his
-claws through his white fur:
-
-“Well, I see my trick worked after all.”
-
-“Yes,” spoke Uncle Wigwag, “it did. And it served me right. Now let’s
-all go and have some hot chocolate, for I am chilled through.” So they
-had the hot chocolate in the drug store, and everybody was happy, and
-Uncle Wigwag didn’t play any more tricks until the next time.
-
-And if the cat in our back yard doesn’t try to walk across the clothes
-line and fall off into the ash can, I’ll tell you next about Beckie
-Stubtail and her wax doll.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXVII
- BECKIE AND HER WAX DOLL
-
-
-Beckie Stubtail, the little girl bear, who lived in the cave-house near
-the nice woods, had more dolls than any real girl I know of, except
-maybe the daughter of Santa Claus—that is if he has any children. But,
-of course, Santa Claus must have children of his own, or else how could
-he love so many children that belong to other persons—always giving them
-nice things at Christmas, and all that?
-
-Oh, yes, I know, lots of folks say there isn’t any Santa Claus at all,
-but you and I know differently, don’t we? And if those persons don’t
-believe it, I can show them, right on the roof of my house, the very
-same chimney down which Santa Claus comes every Christmas.
-
-That ought to make them believe, oughtn’t it now? Well, I guess yes, and
-some lollypops besides!
-
-But what I started to say was that Beckie Stubtail, the little girl
-bear, had more dolls of different sorts than any real child. Of course a
-daughter of Santa Claus wouldn’t count, for she could go to her papa’s
-big present-bag and take out as many dolls as she wanted—or rocking
-horses or jumping-jacks or anything else. So I don’t mean her.
-
-Really Beckie had the mostest dolls, if you will kindly let me use such
-a word, which I know isn’t just right. Beckie had a rubber doll that
-would bounce up and down when you dropped her in the bath tub or on the
-floor. That doll’s name was Sallie Ann Kissmequick.
-
-And then there was a rag doll, with shoe buttons sewed in her face for
-eyes. And the funny part about that doll was that she always kept
-looking at her feet. I suppose it was on account of the shoe buttons.
-
-“But best of all,” said Beckie, when she was talking about her toys to
-Susie Littletail, the rabbit girl, “best of all, I like my sawdust doll,
-Matilda Jane Shavingstick. She is just lovely!”
-
-“What funny names your dolls have,” said Susie.
-
-“Yes, some of the names were given them by my Uncle Wigwag. He’s always
-playing tricks, and jokes, you know.”
-
-“I know!” exclaimed Susie with a laugh, as she remembered how Uncle
-Wigwag, the funny old bear gentleman, had played one joke too many a few
-days before and how he had frozen himself fast to a cake of ice that Mr.
-Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman, used as an easy chair.
-
-“And I like my clothespin doll, too,” went on Beckie, for she did have a
-doll made of a clothespin, with inky eyes.
-
-“I like my wax doll best of all,” said Susie. “My Uncle Wiggily Longears
-gave her to me last Christmas. Oh, she’s such a darling! Her cheeks are
-so pink and her eyes are so blue, and she can open and shut them, too,
-and she can say ‘Mamma’ and ‘Papa,’ when you push on a spring in her
-back.”
-
-“Oh, I wish I had a wax doll!” exclaimed Beckie, the little girl bear,
-sort of sad-like. “But I don’t s’pose I’ll ever get one, even if
-Christmas is coming.”
-
-Now, you boys needn’t go away just because you think there’s nothing but
-dolls in this story. I’m going to put in a real scary part pretty soon.
-In fact, it’s coming around the corner of my typewriter now and I’ll be
-up to it in a minute.
-
-Well, Susie, the rabbit girl, and Beckie, the little bear girl, talked a
-lot more about dolls. I could write down what they said, but I guess you
-girls know pretty much what it was, anyhow, and as for the boys—well,
-I’ll just say that the two little animal girls kept on saying such
-things as, “Oh, she’s just too sweet for anything!” “She’s a darling!”
-“And she blinks her eyes so natural!” All doll-talk, you know.
-
-Well, Beckie and Susie walked on through the woods, and pretty soon they
-came to a place where there was an old hollow stump. In the summer time
-a nice family of birds lived in it. They were some relation to Dickie
-Chip-Chip, the sparrow boy, but now all the birds had flown away down
-South, where it was nice and warm. For it was winter in bear-land, you
-know.
-
-All the while Beckie Stubtail was wishing and wishing she had a wax
-doll, with real hair, and then, all of sudden, she looked at the old
-hollow stump, and, my goodness me sakes alive, and some molasses
-cookies, she saw a lovely wax doll there.
-
-“Oh, look!” cried Beckie. “What a sweet doll. Whose can she be?”
-
-“Why, she’s yours, of course,” said Susie with a smile, as she wiggled
-her long rabbit ears.
-
-“Oh, I only wish she was!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws. “But how do
-you know?”
-
-“Oh, it’s easy enough to tell that,” answered Susie. “That doll is
-yours, Beckie. It must be. You see, I have a wax doll, so I don’t need
-another. You have no wax doll and you want one.”
-
-“Indeed I do, very much!” exclaimed Beckie.
-
-“Then she is yours—take her,” went on the little rabbit girl. “I’m sure
-she is meant for you.”
-
-“But who could have left her here?” asked Beckie wonderingly.
-
-But Susie did not know this, nor did Beckie. But it would not surprise
-me the least bit if Santa Claus himself had dropped that doll in the
-hollow stump. You know he often comes around a few days before Christmas
-to see how things are getting on and to find out what boys and girls and
-animal children need. So I think it’s safe to say that Santa Claus left
-that doll in the hollow stump for Beckie.
-
-Anyhow, the little bear girl clasped in her paws the lovely wax doll,
-and then she and Susie looked at her and made her open and shut her
-eyes, and they felt of the soft wax in the doll’s pink cheeks, and they
-were both happy, especially Beckie.
-
-“Let’s go home!” exclaimed Susie. “I’ll get my wax doll and we’ll play
-house.”
-
-“All right, we will!” said Beckie.
-
-So she and Susie, the little rabbit girl, started back through the
-woods, Beckie carrying her new wax doll. Well, they hadn’t gone very far
-before, all of a sudden, out from behind a tree, sprang the bad old
-skillery-scalery alligator, and he popped out into the path, in front of
-Beckie and Susie, and he wound his long double-jointed tail around them
-so they couldn’t move and there he had them fast.
-
-“Ah, ha!” cried the bad old alligator, blinking his fishy eyes, “now I
-have you both, and a little baby, too.”
-
-You see the alligator thought the doll that Beckie carried was a real
-baby, and honestly it did look like one. Of course the alligator didn’t
-know any better, you see.
-
-“Yes, now I’ve got you two animal girls, and also the baby,” went on the
-bad creature. “Oh, ho! This is a lucky day for me!” and he blinked his
-fishy eyes real sassy-like.
-
-“What—what are you going to do with us?” Beckie asked, trying to be
-brave and not afraid.
-
-“What am I going to do with you?” repeated the alligator. “Why, I am
-going to carry you off to my cave and there I’ll keep you for a year and
-a day. And after that—ha, hum—let me see. Why, I guess I’ll keep you
-there forever.”
-
-“Oh, dear! That will be terrible,” cried Susie, as she thought she might
-never see her little brother Sammie any more, nor Uncle Wiggily, either.
-
-“Please let us go!” cried the little rabbit girl.
-
-“No, I will not!” growled the bad old skillery-scalery alligator.
-
-Then Susie and Beckie tried as hard as they could to get away, but the
-alligator only wound his double-jointed, stretchy, rubbery tail the more
-tightly about them. Then he began to drag them off to his dark cave, to
-keep them forever and a day, and then—and then——
-
-All of a sudden something happened. Beckie felt her new wax doll
-wiggling in her arms, and the doll seemed to be trying to get away.
-Beckie held the doll tightly, but the wax creature only wiggled the
-more.
-
-Then all at once that doll grew up into a great big giant lady, as tall
-as a tree in the woods, taller and bigger and stronger than the old
-alligator, and then that wax doll just took her two strong arms, and
-with them she unwound the alligator’s tail from about Beckie and Susie.
-And then the doll lady cried:
-
-“There you go, you bad creature, and don’t let me ever catch you
-bothering Susie or Beckie again!” And with that the doll lady just
-tossed the alligator into one peppersault after another over the tree
-tops, and away he sailed, turning over and over through the air, and if
-he hasn’t stopped he may be sailing yet for all I know unless he has
-reached the moon.
-
-Beckie and Susie were so surprised that they did not know what to do,
-but while they looked the doll lady shrank down to her regular wax size
-again, and she blinked her eyes and said “Mamma” and “Papa” just like
-any phonograph doll can do.
-
-“Well, what do you know about that?” cried Beckie. “What a wonderful
-doll I have, to be sure!”
-
-But that was the only time Beckie’s wax doll turned herself into a giant
-lady, and she wouldn’t have done it that time only to save Beckie and
-Susie from the alligator.
-
-The two little animal girls were very glad indeed to get away from the
-skillery-scalery alligator, and they hurried home as fast as they could,
-and played house with the wax doll, and had a lot of fun.
-
-And in the next story, if the baby carriage doesn’t fall down stairs and
-bump the rubber tires off the wheels, for the puppy dog to chew for gum,
-I’ll tell you about Neddie and the lemon pie.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXVIII
- NEDDIE AND THE LEMON PIE
-
-
-“Ho, Neddie boy!” called Uncle Wigwag, the gentleman bear, to the little
-boy bear who was coming home from school, swinging his books in a strap
-that dangled from his paw. “Ho, Neddie boy, your mamma wants you!”
-
-“She does?” asked Neddie. “What for?”
-
-“To go to the store for a bushel of lemons!” said Uncle Wigwag, waltzing
-around on one paw, and holding the other up in the air like a
-jumping-jack dancing on top of a frosted cake.
-
-“Oh, now I know you’re joking,” said Neddie, for Uncle Wigwag was a
-funny old bear gentleman, always playing tricks.
-
-“Well, I am joking, just the least little bit,” admitted Uncle Wigwag,
-blinking both his eyes slow and careful like, so as not to get any dust
-in them. “But really your mamma does want you to go to the store. She
-told me to tell you just as soon as you came home from school.”
-
-“What does she want?” asked Neddie. “I was going over to Jackie Bow
-Wow’s house to play football with him.”
-
-“Your mamma wants you to go to the bakery for a lemon pie,” said Uncle
-Wigwag, scratching his left ear with his right paw, which is not an easy
-thing to do. “I just said a bushel of lemons for fun, you know. But
-really I think I’d like a pie with a bushel of lemons in.”
-
-“So would I!” exclaimed Neddie. “I love lemon pie. I hope mamma wants me
-to get a big one, with that funny white of egg stuff and sugar on top.”
-
-“That’s the very kind I want,” said Mrs. Stubtail, the lady bear, coming
-to the door just then. “Get me a large lemon meringue pie, Neddie. You
-see we are going to have company to-night, and really I haven’t time to
-bake a pie, and Aunt Piffy is so busy with dusting and sweeping that she
-hasn’t either. And as for asking Uncle Wigwag to make a pie, why I’m
-afraid he’d play some joke with it—such as putting in sawdust, or
-filling the top with white cotton batting.”
-
-“Yes, I guess maybe I would,” said Uncle Wigwag, smiling at himself,
-which is another hard thing to do. “I will have my joke. But as long as
-I have told Neddie what you want of him, I suppose I may go over and see
-Grandfather Goosey Gander now, may I not?” asked the old bear gentleman,
-turning a peppersault as easily as a cow can blow her horn.
-
-“Yes, I won’t need you around here, as long as I have Neddie to run on
-my errands,” said Mrs. Stubtail. “But don’t play too many tricks,
-Waggy,” she said, calling Uncle Wigwag a pet name he sometimes went by.
-“And be sure to be back here for supper,” went on the lady bear.
-
-“Oh, you may be sure I’ll not miss that!” exclaimed Uncle Wigwag with a
-laugh. “I want some of that lemon pie Neddie is going to bring home from
-the baker’s.”
-
-So off went Uncle Wigwag to call on Grandfather Goosey Gander.
-
-“Where is your sister Beckie?” asked Mrs. Stubtail, of Neddie, as she
-gave him the money to get the pie.
-
-“Oh, she went over to Susie Littletail’s house, to talk about wax dolls,
-I guess,” spoke Neddie. “She told me to tell you she’ll be home to
-supper. I know I’ll be here to supper, anyhow,” went on Neddie, smacking
-his lips as he thought of the lemon pie. “Who are the company, mamma?”
-
-“Mr. and Mrs. Silver-tip, a new family of bears who have moved into the
-cave across the street,” answered Mrs. Stubtail: “I want to make them
-feel at home.”
-
-“Do they like lemon pie?” asked Neddie.
-
-“Oh, I guess so,” said Mrs. Stubtail.
-
-“Oh, dear!” sighed the little bear cub.
-
-“Why, what’s the matter?” asked his mother.
-
-“So many people like lemon pie,” he replied. “I’m afraid there won’t be
-enough to go around. There’s Uncle Wigwag, and—”
-
-“Oh, don’t worry!” laughed Mrs. Stubtail. “You may get the largest lemon
-pie the baker has.”
-
-Then Neddie felt happy, and off he went to the baker’s as fast as his
-paws would take him. Sometimes he ran along on just his hind feet,
-walking almost like a real boy and like the trained bears you see in the
-circus. And again Neddie would drop down on his four feet and go along
-that way for a while, like a little poodle doggie.
-
-It was quite cold and there was some snow on the ground. Not as much as
-the time Neddie jumped into the big drift, but enough to make some
-snowballs. Neddie made a few in his paws, tossing them up into the
-air—the snowballs I mean he tossed, not his paws—and he caught the
-snowballs as they came down.
-
-Pretty soon Neddie came to the baker’s, and he said:
-
-“I want the largest lemon pie you have, if you please.”
-
-“All right,” said Mr. Peetie Skeezex, the baker, “you shall have it. I
-have a specially fine large one.”
-
-Then he brought out from the oven the loveliest lemon meringue pie
-Neddie had ever seen. It was almost as large around as a Christmas drum,
-and on top was a lot of that white fluffy stuff made from eggs, and it
-was browned just the least little bit, and sprinkled with powdered
-sugar, and around the edge was some sort of curly-cue stuff like twisted
-rope, and the pie was as pretty as one picture and part of another one.
-
-“Oh, yum-yum!” cried Neddie when he saw the lemon pie. He could not help
-it, and he could hardly stop from taking a taste. But the baker knew
-what hungry bear boys might do to a lemon pie, so Mr. Peetie Skeezex put
-the lemon pie in a paper and tied it very tight.
-
-“There you are, Neddie,” he said to the little bear boy. “There’s your
-pie. Hurry home with it.”
-
-“I will,” answered Neddie. “We’re going to have it for supper. We’ve got
-company coming.”
-
-“Fine!” said Mr. Skeezex, giving Neddie a sweet cake to keep him from
-getting too hungry on the way home with the pie. I guess the baker was
-afraid that maybe Neddie might bite the pie, just to see if it were
-real. But if Neddie had a sweet cake of his own to nibble on, this might
-not happen.
-
-Neddie started for home, carrying the big lemon pie as carefully as the
-milkman brings in a bottle of cream for the cat, and the little boy bear
-was about half way to the cave-house, when, all of a sudden, while he
-was thinking how he could get two pieces of pie for supper, all at once
-out from behind a mulberry bush jumped an old sea lion.
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!” roared the sea lion, shaking his whiskers
-from side to side. “Bur-r-r-r-r!”
-
-“Oh, dear!” cried Neddie, standing still with the lemon pie, he was so
-frightened. “Oh, dear!”
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r-r! Wow! Woff! Snuff! Bur-r-r-r!” growled the sea lion.
-“Don’t be afraid, little bear boy.”
-
-Well, now, I leave it to you, wouldn’t anybody be afraid to be stopped
-on their way home with a lemon pie for supper—stopped by a sea lion who
-growled like that? I guess they would. Neddie Stubtail was, anyhow. And
-by rights, that sea lion ought to have been in the ocean where he
-belonged. But the ocean was so cold, on account of the ice being in it,
-that the sea lion had flopped out. And now he was going to catch Neddie.
-Oh, dear!
-
-“Don’t be afraid,” said the sea lion to Neddie. “I am not going to hurt
-you. What have you there?”
-
-“A lemon pie, if you please,” answered Neddie, his teeth chattering.
-
-“Bur-r-r-r-r!” growled the sea lion. “Give it to me. I am very fond of
-lemon pie. I like it better than lollypops.”
-
-“But, if you please,” said Neddie, “this pie is for supper. We have
-company coming.”
-
-“That matters not to me,” said the sea lion. “Give me that pie!”
-
-And then brave Neddie, thinking he must save the pie, whatever else
-happened, gave a big jump. Right over the sea lion’s head he went, and
-then how Neddie ran for home!
-
-“Ha! You can’t get away like that!” cried the sea lion, and after Neddie
-he flopped. Well, Neddie ran as fast as he could, and the sea lion
-flopped as fast as he could, and the bad creature had almost caught the
-little bear boy when, all at once part of the lemon pie slipped off the
-bottom crust.
-
-Right through a hole in the bag it went, and into the path it fell, and
-before the sea lion could stop himself he had slipped on the slippery
-lemon stuff of the pie and head over flippers he went, slipping and
-sliding, until he came to the top of a hill, and he fell over that and
-down into a bramble briar bush, and he didn’t get out for a week and a
-day.
-
-So Neddie was saved, and he got safely home with the rest of the pie,
-and only a little bit had fallen off, so there was enough left for him
-and for Beckie and the company, and even for Uncle Wigwag.
-
-So that’s the story of Neddie and the lemon pie and if the iceman
-doesn’t take our refrigerator home with him to keep his little pussy cat
-warm in, I’ll tell you next about Beckie and the cold birdie.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXIX
- BECKIE AND THE COLD BIRDIE
-
-
-“Oh, see it snow!” exclaimed Neddie Stubtail, the little boy bear, as he
-looked out of the window of the cave-house. “Look, Beckie!”
-
-“I can’t, Neddie, dear,” said the little girl bear. “I am making a new
-dress for my wax doll, Clarabelle Sarahjane Peartree, and if I look up I
-may drop a stitch or two.”
-
-“Oh, if you drop them I’ll pick them up,” said Neddie most politely.
-
-Beckie laughed.
-
-“You don’t understand,” she said. “When you are sewing and drop a stitch
-it means you let it slip out of the cloth. It doesn’t drop on the
-floor.”
-
-“I don’t understand,” said Neddie; “I admit that. But anyhow it’s
-snowing, and I’m going out and have some fun.”
-
-“I will come, too, as soon as I get this doll’s dress done,” answered
-Beckie. “But I have to put some frills down the middle and some plaits
-up the side. Then around one edge there is to go some lace, and on the
-other some insertion and——”
-
-“That’s enough,” cried Neddie. “I give up! I’m going out and make a
-snowball, and there won’t be any lace on it, nor any tucks, either.”
-
-“Oh, you boys!” said Beckie with a sigh, as she threaded her needle with
-a fine piece of corn silk that she was using to sew her doll’s dress.
-
-So Neddie went out to play in the snow, and while he was hopping about,
-making snowballs and throwing them up in the air to watch them come
-down, and now and then rolling over and over in the snow to make himself
-look white like Mr. Whitewash, the polar bear—while Neddie was doing
-this, his sister Beckie was sewing her doll’s dress.
-
-Pretty soon she had it nearly finished, so she laid it aside, and put
-her needle safely away where Uncle Wigwag or Aunt Piffy, the fat old
-lady bear, would not sit on it by mistake, and then Beckie went out to
-play with her brother Neddie.
-
-The two bear children had lots of fun in the snow, and in a little while
-Neddie said:
-
-“Let’s go over in the woods, Beckie. Maybe we’ll find a lemon pie or a
-pollylop, or something like that.”
-
-“What’s a pollylop?” asked Beckie, as she caught a snowflake on the end
-of her tongue, just as the clown in the circus catches a little piggie
-by his tail. “I never heard of a pollylop, Neddie.”
-
-“Why,” said the little bear boy, “a pollylop is just like a lollypop
-only different. You see a lollypop is a stick with a lump of candy on
-one end.”
-
-“Oh, yes, I know that,” answered Beckie.
-
-“And a pollylop,” went on Neddie, “is a lump of candy, with a stick on
-one end.”
-
-“Oh, I see what you mean!” exclaimed Beckie with a laugh. “One is upside
-down and the other——”
-
-“The other is downside up,” finished her brother, as he turned a
-peppersault into a bank of snow, and came out on the other side with a
-feather sticking in his ear.
-
-“Oh, look at that!” exclaimed Beckie. “Where did you get that feather,
-Neddie?”
-
-“Why, I don’t know,” he answered, scratching his left paw with his right
-ear. “I guess it must have come out of the snowbank.”
-
-“Feathers don’t grow in snowbanks, Neddie,” spoke Beckie.
-
-“No more they do,” he answered, taking this one from his ear and looking
-at it. “I guess this feather must be off a chicken or a turkey, Beckie.”
-
-“No, it isn’t large enough for a chicken’s or a turkey’s feather,” said
-Beckie. “It must be from a little bird. But what would a bird be doing
-in a snowbank?”
-
-And just then the two little bear children heard a voice crying:
-
-“Oh, dear! How cold I am! Oh, I am almost frozen!”
-
-“Oh, the poor thing!” exclaimed Beckie. “That’s a poor little birdie in
-the snowbank, Neddie. You must get him out and we’ll warm him.”
-
-“How?” asked the little bear boy. “How can you warm him?”
-
-“Oh, I’ll find a way,” said Beckie.
-
-“All right. Then I’ll dive into the snowbank again,” said Neddie. And
-into the snow he went, scattering it carefully about with his paws
-until, down near the bottom, on the ground, covered with the white
-flakes, and almost frozen, was a poor little birdie.
-
-“Oh, the dear little thing!” cried Beckie, as Neddie brought out the
-birdie in his paws, holding it carefully so as not to squeeze it.
-
-“Cheep! Cheep!” went the cold little birdie. That was all it could say.
-
-“Quick, Neddie!” exclaimed Beckie. “You run home and get me some nice
-warm milk in a bottle. Aunt Piffy will heat it for you. Bring it back
-here to me, and some bread crumbs, too, I’ll feed the little birdie.”
-
-“But why don’t you bring it home with you?” Neddie wanted to know.
-
-“Because I don’t want to carry it through the cold air,” answered
-Beckie. “I’m going to warm the birdie in my fur while you are gone after
-the milk.”
-
-So Neddie ran back home to the cave-house, and Beckie sat down on a
-stump that stuck up above the snow, and in her warm fur Beckie cuddled
-the cold birdie, holding her paws over it to keep off the frosty north
-wind.
-
-“Cheep! cheep!” went the small birdie, and soon it was nice and warm and
-could flutter its wings a little.
-
-“Do you feel better now?” asked Beckie.
-
-“Oh, much better,” answered the fluttering creature. “Thank you so much
-for warming me.”
-
-“But how did you happen to get in the snowbank?” asked Beckie.
-
-“It was this way,” explained the bird. “Yesterday all my friends and
-brothers and sisters flew away down South, where it is warm. But I
-stayed to have a game of tag with Lulu Wibblewobble, the duck girl, and
-I was left behind. Then it got colder and colder, and I could not fly. I
-fell into the snow and there I stayed until you came to get me out. I
-can never thank you enough.”
-
-“Pray do not think of that,” said Beckie most politely. “I am glad we
-could save you. I suppose it was your feather that stuck in Neddie’s ear
-when he took a peppersault dive through the snow.”
-
-“Yes,” said the birdie, “it was a loose one from my tail. And it is a
-good thing it came off, otherwise you would never have known I was
-here.”
-
-“Very true,” answered Beckie. Then she warmed the poor, cold little
-birdie some more in her fur, and wondered when Neddie would be back with
-the hot milk and the bread crumbs.
-
-All of a sudden, as Beckie was sitting there on the stump, warming the
-birdie, out from behind an old apple tree came the biggest fox Beckie
-had ever seen. He was much larger than the little bear girl. In fact, he
-must have been the grandfather of all the foxes.
-
-“Wuff! Wuff! Wuff!” barked the fox. “I can see where my Christmas dinner
-is coming from.”
-
-“From where?” asked Beckie, as bravely as she could, though really she
-was much frightened.
-
-“From you and that bird,” answered the bad fox. “I am going to carry you
-both off to my den, and what a Christmas dinner I will have!”
-
-Well, he was just going to jump and grab Beckie, when the little birdie
-that wasn’t cold any more, but nice and warm, thanks to Beckie’s
-fur—that little bird just flew right into the face of that fox, and with
-its sharp beak the bird picked the fox on the end of his nose as hard as
-anything.
-
-“Oh, wow!” cried the fox. “I guess I have made a mistake! I don’t want a
-Christmas dinner off you at all.”
-
-“I guess you don’t!” chirped the birdie, pecking him on the nose again,
-and the fox ran away, taking his bushy tail with him, and Beckie and the
-birdie were safe. Then Beckie warmed the birdie some more in her fur,
-and pretty soon along came Neddie with the hot milk and bread crumbs,
-and the birdie ate as much as it wanted.
-
-Then Beckie and Neddie took the birdie home with them to keep it in the
-warm cave until summer should come again; and everybody was happy except
-the fox with the sore nose, and it served him right. And in the next
-story, if the dinner plate doesn’t get hungry and bite a piece out of
-the salt dish, I’ll tell you about Neddie helping Santa Claus.
-
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-
-
-
-
- STORY XXX
- NEDDIE HELPS SANTA CLAUS
-
-
-“Only three days more until Christmas! Aren’t you glad, Neddie?” asked
-Beckie Stubtail, the little girl bear, one morning as she jumped out of
-her bed in the clean straw of the cave-house where she lived, and ran to
-the door of her brother’s room. “Aren’t you just glad, Neddie?”
-
-“Glad? Well, I guess I am!” answered Neddie, as he tickled himself with
-a clothespin to make himself laugh. “I don’t even want to go to school
-to-day, I’m so happy.”
-
-“Oh, but I s’pose we do have to go,” spoke Beckie. “But maybe we’ll get
-out early.”
-
-Just then from the kitchen came a call:
-
-“Hurry, Neddie—Beckie—breakfast is ready! Come and get your griddle
-cakes with honey on!”
-
-Then Beckie and Neddie, the little bear children, hurried downstairs.
-Soon they were eating their breakfast. Their papa, Mr. Stubtail, the old
-bear gentleman, had had his breakfast some time ago and gone to work.
-Uncle Wigwag, the gentleman bear, who was always playing tricks and
-cracking jokes, as a squirrel cracks nuts, was sitting in a corner,
-trying to think of something new to do to make Aunt Piffy, the fat lady
-bear, laugh.
-
-Mr. Whitewash, the Polar bear gentleman, was out in the yard, looking
-for a fresh cake of ice to sit on while he read the morning paper.
-
-Pretty soon Neddie and Beckie started for their classes. They had on
-their fur coats, for it was rather cold, you see. And in a little while,
-when the bear children were almost at school, and had met Tommie and
-Joie and Kat, the kitten children, in their red mittens and rubber
-boots, it began to snow.
-
-“Oh, how nice!” cried Beckie, jumping about.
-
-“It’s just fine!” exclaimed Neddie. “I always like it to snow around
-Christmas, for I’m going to get a new sled.”
-
-“And I’m going to have a pair of skates,” said Tommie Kat. “At least I
-asked Santa Claus for them, and I hope he brings them, and also some
-ice, so I can use them.”
-
-“Mr. Whitewash will lend you his cake of ice to skate on, if the pond
-doesn’t freeze,” said Neddie.
-
-And then the school bell rang, and the animal children had to hurry on,
-so they would not be late.
-
-Such fun as they had in school that day! It was so near Christmas that
-the professor-teacher was not very strict, and when the children missed
-their lessons he gave them another chance.
-
-And the Professor let Beckie draw a picture of Santa Claus on the
-blackboard, with a red cap, and fur on the coat and a big pack on his
-back—I mean Santa Claus had all these things on, though of course the
-blackboard had also, after Beckie got through drawing.
-
-Well, when school was out, Neddie and Beckie ran home with the rest of
-the animal children, but, all of a sudden, as the little bear boy came
-to the old hollow stump, where Bully, the frog, used to give jumping
-lessons in summer, Neddie happened to think that he had left his reading
-book in school.
-
-“I’ll run back and get it,” he said. “You go on, Beckie, and I’ll soon
-catch up to you.”
-
-But Neddie Stubtail didn’t come back as soon as he thought he would, for
-when he got to the school he found that a little mouse boy had taken the
-reading book down a rat hole to look at the pictures. And by the time
-Neddie got his book back it was quite late, and growing dark.
-
-“But I’m not afraid,” said Neddie as he hurried on toward home, with the
-book under his paw. On and on he went, through the wood. It became
-darker and darker. Neddie began to whistle, so he could not hear any
-rustling in the bushes. For when the bushes rustled he imagined it might
-be the skillery-scalery alligator, or maybe a bad wolf after him.
-
-But nothing like that took place, and soon Neddie was almost home. Then
-all of a sudden something did happen. Just as he was passing under a big
-oak tree, with the brown leaves on it shaking in the wind, the little
-bear boy heard a buzzing sound, and then a crash and a bang, and a
-rattle, and some one cried:
-
-“Oh, dear! Now I have gone and done it! Oh, my, yes! and some
-reindeer-lollypops besides! Oh, what am I going to do now? And not half
-my work done!”
-
-Neddie crouched down under the bushes. He knew well enough that
-something had happened up in the oak tree. What it was he could not
-tell.
-
-“But if it’s a giant, or a bad elephant or a flying eagle trying to get
-me, they shan’t!” exclaimed Neddie.
-
-Then he heard the voice crying again:
-
-“Help! Help! Is there anybody around to help me? I’m stuck in the tree!”
-
-“Ha!” exclaimed Neddie to himself. “He’s only saying that to fool me. I
-believe that’s the skillery-scalery alligator sailing around in a
-balloon, looking for me. But he shan’t find me. I’ll hide here until he
-goes away.”
-
-So Neddie got farther under the bush, and then the voice cried again:
-
-“Help! Help! Please help me!”
-
-Then some bells jingled, and Neddie heard a song that went something
-like this:
-
- “Won’t you please come to help me.
- I am caught fast in a tree.
- Christmas time will soon be here,
- But I’ll sure be late this year,
- Unless some one comes quickly,
- And gets me loose from out this tree.”
-
-Hearing that nice song Neddie wasn’t afraid any more. He opened his ears
-as wide as he could and listened. He opened his eyes as wide as he could
-and looked up. Then he saw a strange sight.
-
-Caught fast in the tree was an airship—you know what they are—a sort of
-flying balloon, like a toy circus one, only larger. And in the airship
-was a nice old gentleman, with a red coat and long white whiskers; and
-beside him in the airship was a big bag just filled to the top with
-sleds and dolls and rocking horses and cradles, and steam engines and
-toy motor boats, and skates and jumping-jacks, and, oh! I couldn’t begin
-to tell you what was in it. Neddie knew right away who was in trouble.
-
-“You’re Santa Claus, aren’t you?” he asked, as he came out from under
-the bush.
-
-“That’s who I am,” answered the old gentleman. “I was flying down here
-from the North Pole in my airship, when I got caught in the tree. I’m
-stuck fast and I can’t get out, and I don’t know what to do. Can you
-find some one to help me?”
-
-“I will help you myself,” said Neddie bravely and kindly. Then, laying
-down his school books, he climbed the tree sticking in the bark his
-sharp claws as he had learned to do from George, the tame trained bear,
-who went around with the Professor.
-
-Soon Neddie was at the top of the tree. Then he broke off the branches
-that held fast Santa’s airship, and dear old St. Nicholas could travel
-on again, with his bag of good things for Christmas.
-
-Off through the air sailed Santa Claus, and as Neddie climbed down the
-tree, after having helped the nice old gentleman, a voice called.
-
-“I’ll see you soon again, Neddie. But don’t tell anybody you saw me for
-it’s a secret.”
-
-“I won’t,” said Neddie, and he didn’t. Then the little bear boy hurried
-on home, and he had honey cakes for supper, and he never said a word
-about Santa Claus. And on the next page, if the umbrella doesn’t climb
-up the hat tree and pick off all the breakfast oranges, I’ll tell you
-about Neddie and Beckie in the chimney.
-
-
-
-
- STORY XXXI
- NEDDIE AND BECKIE IN THE CHIMNEY
-
-
-“Neddie, what makes you act so queerly?” asked Beckie Stubtail, the
-little bear, one morning when she and her brother were on their way to
-school.
-
-“Queer! Do I act queer?” asked Neddie, as he turned around to see if any
-snowballs were growing on the end of his tail. None were, I’m glad to
-say.
-
-“Queer! I really think you do act strange,” said Beckie, as politely as
-she could, while eating a bun Aunt Piffy had given her.
-
-“What do I do that’s queer?” asked Neddie, curious-like.
-
-“Why, you go around looking up in the air all the while, and listening,
-and then looking up again. I should think you would get a stiff neck,”
-said Beckie. “Why do you do it, Neddie?”
-
-“Oh, that’s nothing,” said Neddie, sort of confused like. “I—er—I guess
-I’m looking up to see if it’s going to snow any more for Christmas.”
-
-“Neddie Stubtail!” exclaimed Beckie, shaking her paw at him. “That isn’t
-it at all! You’re looking for something in the air and I know it. And,
-besides, you talked in your sleep last night!”
-
-“Did I?” asked Neddie, sort of anxious-like. “What did I say, Beckie?”
-
-“Well, I couldn’t understand it all. But it was something about a tree,
-and getting caught in it, and then you hollered out: ‘I won’t tell,
-Sandy!’ That’s what you talked.”
-
-“Did I say Sandy?” asked Neddie.
-
-“Well, it sounded like that,” answered Beckie. “But I won’t be sure.”
-Then she looked at her brother. Neddie was all sort of red back of his
-ears, and his little stubby tail was going wiggle-waggle-wog. Then
-Beckie suspected something.
-
-“Neddie Stubtail!” she cried. “I believe you know something about Santa
-Claus! That’s it! It was Santa—not Sandy. Oh! Neddie, do you—really?
-Tell me, please! I won’t tell. Come on, do, it’s so near Christmas!”
-
-Beckie took hold of Neddie’s paw and kissed him on the nose.
-
-“Aw, quit!” he cried. “I’m not a girl!”
-
-“I know, Neddie, dear,” said Beckie softly. “But I love you!”
-
-“Huh! Yes! I guess you want me to tell you the secret, don’t you?” he
-asked, and really Neddie did not speak as politely as he might have
-done. But he did not mean to be unkind.
-
-“Oh, a secret!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws. “Do tell me, Neddie,
-dear.”
-
-“I promised not to,” said the little boy bear, looking at his toes.
-
-“Oh, if you will,” said Beckie, “I’ve got a honey cake, and I’ll give it
-to you. Do tell me!”
-
-“Well,” said Neddie, slowly, as he ate the cake his sister gave him, “It
-happened last night. I promised not to tell, but then you’re my sister
-and it’s almost Christmas, anyhow. I guess he won’t care.”
-
-And then, because he loved his little sister bear, Neddie told all about
-having helped Santa Claus, who got caught in the tree top with his
-airship, as I told you in the story before this one.
-
-“Oh, how perfectly lovely!” cried Beckie, clapping her paws. “Neddie, if
-I had another honey cake I’d give it to you. Just to think! You really
-saw Santa Claus!”
-
-“But it’s a secret!” said Neddie, quickly.
-
-“Of course—I know,” said Beckie, sticking up her nose just the little
-tiniest bit. “I won’t tell a single soul.”
-
-And then they were at school. They studied their lessons and then, as it
-was recess, all the animal children went out in the yard to play. And,
-of course, Beckie had to go and tell that she had a secret.
-
-And, of course, all the girls wanted to know what the secret was. And,
-of course, Beckie said she couldn’t tell, but the girls, like Alice and
-Lulu Wibblewobble, the ducks, and Kittie Kat, and Brighteyes, the guinea
-pig girl, all begged and teased, and well——
-
-“Now promise, cross your heart and twist your paws you’ll never, never
-tell if I tell you,” asked Beckie.
-
-“Oh, we promise,” said all the animal girls.
-
-Well, you can easily guess what happened. Beckie told how her brother
-Neddie had helped Santa Claus out of the tree in his airship. And, of
-course, all the girls promised not to even whisper it. And then,
-somehow, all the boys had heard of what happened to Neddie. And, in a
-short time, everybody in the school knew all about the little boy bear
-having seen Santa Claus.
-
-“Well, it’s very queer!” exclaimed Beckie when Neddie spoke to her about
-it. “I only just told a few girls—only a very few, and they all promised
-not to tell!”
-
-“Huh!” exclaimed Neddie. And then, as he saw that his little sister felt
-badly, he added: “Never mind, Beckie. You didn’t mean to, and I guess
-Santa Claus won’t care, anyhow.”
-
-And Neddie let Beckie kiss him again, which was very nice of him, I
-think.
-
-Then, when recess was almost over, Jackie Bow Bow, the puppy dog boy,
-said:
-
-“Pooh! I don’t believe Santa Claus comes down the chimney the way they
-say he does.”
-
-“You don’t believe that?” cried Neddie Stubtail, surprised-like.
-
-“No, I don’t,” said Jackie. “Maybe he has an airship, for you saw that,
-but nobody ever saw him come down the chimney.”
-
-“The idea!” cried Beckie. “What a funny boy! Of course he comes down the
-chimney.”
-
-“How can he with a pack on his back? Answer me that!” cried Jackie.
-Neddie and Beckie looked at one another. They both thought of the same
-thing. Then Neddie said:
-
-“Of course Santa Claus comes down the chimney. What if he is big? I’m
-bigger than Sammy Littletail, the rabbit, and I can go down a chimney.”
-
-“So can I!” cried Beckie.
-
-“And we’ll do it, too!” added Neddie. “We have a few minutes of recess
-yet. Beckie and I will go down the school chimney to show them all that
-Santa Claus can do the same thing.”
-
-Then, while all the other animal children looked on in wonder, Beckie
-and Neddie scrambled up on the roof of the schoolhouse. They could
-easily do this as there was a tree growing near it. Then Neddie got in
-the chimney first. It was a large, wide one.
-
-“You’ll get all black soot,” said Beckie.
-
-“Never mind, it will all wash off,” spoke Neddie. “Come on in, Beckie.
-There’s lots of room.”
-
-So Beckie got in the chimney, too. Just then the school bell rang.
-Recess was over. All the animal children had to run in.
-
-“Oh, you’ll get a bad mark!” they cried to Neddie and Beckie. “You’ll be
-late!”
-
-“Hurry up! Slide down the chimney and go to school that way!” cried
-Beckie to Neddie.
-
-“I can’t! I’m stuck fast!” he said.
-
-“I’ll give you a push!” she cried. And she did. She pushed so hard that
-both she and Neddie fell right on down through the hole in the chimney,
-into the fireplace in the school room. But, luckily, there was no fire
-on the hearth, so they were not burned. Which shows you that Santa Claus
-can come down a chimney, and which also shows you that you should not
-have a fire in the grate on Christmas eve.
-
-Well, of course, Neddie and Beckie coming down the chimney made quite
-some excitement in the school, but all the animal children laughed, and
-the professor-teacher laughed, too, and then, as it was so near
-Christmas, he said there would be no more lessons that day. So Neddie
-and Beckie, having proved that Santa Claus could come down a chimney,
-went home to wash off the soot.
-
-What’s that? How does Santa Claus get the black soot off him when he
-comes down a chimney? Why, he always has a whiskbroom with him, you
-know, and every time he comes down a chimney he brushes himself off.
-See?
-
-And now we have come to the end of this book, for you can easily tell,
-by looking, that there isn’t room for another story in it.
-
-I’ll just say, though, that Neddie and Beckie had the finest Christmas
-that ever you can imagine. And such presents as they received! And the
-candy and nuts and oranges and honey cakes—Oh, my! It makes me hungry
-just to write about it.
-
-And the two little bear children, and their papa and mamma, and Aunt
-Piffy, the fat bear, and Uncle Wigwag, and Mr. Whitewash lived happily
-for ever after—for many years after. And every time he got a chance
-Uncle Wigwag would play a joke. And Mr. Whitewash would always sit on a
-cake of ice when he could find one.
-
-But if I can’t get any more stories in this book, I can put them in
-another. And I will. That book will be called “Bully and Bawly No-Tail,”
-and they will be stories about the two little frog boys, who lived in a
-pond, and could swim as good as a gold fish. They had no tails, except
-when they were baby tadpoles, but those tails soon fell off. So their
-names were “No-Tail” you see, just as Buddy and Brighteyes, the guinea
-pigs, had no tail.
-
-So I’ll say good-bye now, for a little while, as I have to write the new
-book for you.
-
-
- THE END
-
-
-
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