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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature,
-Science, and Art, No. 739, February 23, 1, by Various
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-Title: Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 739, February 23, 1878
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-[Illustration: CHAMBERS’S JOURNAL
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-OF
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-POPULAR
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-LITERATURE, SCIENCE, AND ART.
-
-Fourth Series
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-CONDUCTED BY WILLIAM AND ROBERT CHAMBERS.
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-NO. 739. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1878. PRICE 1½_d._]
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-
-A WORD ABOUT BIRD-KEEPING.
-
-
-We have never looked with perfect complacency on the keeping of birds
-in cages; for it looks very much like an unnatural imprisonment. They
-have not space to fly about, and there is something painful in seeing
-them flitting up and down on two or three spars within very narrow
-bounds, or looking through the wires of their cage as if wishful to get
-out. It would, however, be of no use to remonstrate against a practice
-that is common not only over all England but over the whole civilised
-world. Besides, the keepers of pet birds are not without arguments in
-their favour. Most of the birds to be seen in cages, such as canaries,
-goldfinches, or siskins, have been bred in confinement. They never knew
-what it was to be at liberty, and in their helpless inexperience, if
-let loose, they would inevitably perish. There is much truth in this
-species of excuse for bird-keeping. Some weight is also to be attached
-to the plea that the little creatures are, generally speaking, so happy
-in their captivity that many of them live to an old age—say twelve
-or thirteen years, and keep on piping their ‘wood-notes wild’ to the
-last. There may be the further apology, that the maintenance of birds
-in cages communicates happiness to invalids, or to persons who do not
-go much from home. There is cheerfulness in their song, and a degree
-of amusement in witnessing their movements, as well as in attending
-to their simple wants. Altogether, therefore, there is a good deal to
-say for bird-keeping. It is not quite so inhumane a practice as it at
-first appears. In short, birds, like dogs, may be viewed in the light
-of domestic solacements kindly sent by Providence. Their society and
-grateful attachment help to fill up many a melancholy gap.
-
-These ideas have been suggested to us by an accidental interview with
-a Dealer in Birds, who in his own way was apt in the philosophy of the
-subject. If people would have birds, it was his business to supply
-them with what they wanted, and he did so with as great tenderness
-of feeling as the fragile nature of the article dealt in demanded. He
-had much to explain respecting the importation of song-birds, and the
-breeding of them in cages. But on neither of these points shall we say
-anything. What especially interested us were this intelligent dealer’s
-observations on the proper method of keeping birds. Some folks, he
-said, have a notion that all you have to do is to buy a bird, put it
-into a cage, and give it food and water as directed. That is far from
-being enough. The habits of the animal must be studied. The climate of
-the room in which it lives, the amount of daylight it should enjoy, the
-atmosphere it breathes, its freedom from sudden alarms—all have to be
-thought of, if you wish the bird to be happy; and without that it has
-little chance of being a pleasant companion.
-
-When the dealer began business many years ago, he was very unfortunate
-as concerns his stock. He occupied as good a shop as any one in the
-trade. The birds arranged all around in their respective cages, ready
-for the inspection of customers, were as merry as birds could be. They
-sung in full pipe, as if rivalling each other in their gaiety. Provided
-with appropriate food, with pure water, and fresh air, they had not a
-want unsupplied. Without any apparent reason, they began to droop and
-to moult. This did not alone occur at the season when such might be
-expected. Their moulting was often fatal. Vexed at cases of mortality
-notwithstanding all his care, the dealer bethought himself that the use
-of gas in his shop might be injurious, so for gas he substituted an
-oil-lamp light. Still they drooped and died. He next in various ways
-and at some expense improved the ventilation of his shop. Still they
-drooped and died.
-
-What could be the matter? Puzzled to the last extent, the bird-dealer
-at length conjectured what might be the cause of these numerous deaths.
-Could it be that the birds wore themselves out singing? If so, the only
-way to stop them was to shorten the time they were exposed to the
-light, for if kept in the dark they are not inclined to sing.
-
-The supposition proved to be correct. He shut up his shop at an
-early hour, and from that time the mortality of the birds ceased.
-During the day they had just that amount of singing that suited their
-constitutions, and in the evening they were left to their repose. This
-bird-dealer’s ingenious discovery seems exceedingly rational. In a
-state of nature, small birds flit about and sing only during daylight.
-They retire to rest at sundown. This procedure requires to be imitated
-in keeping birds artificially. If you let them sing all day and several
-hours additional by lamp-light, you over-fatigue them. The labour is
-too much. Of course the birds do not understand that they had better
-be silent when the lamp or candles are lit. They instinctively keep
-singing on, as if it were still daylight. The immediate effect of
-this over-fatigue is that the poor birds are apt to moult, and become
-attenuated; and suffering from premature exhaustion, they speedily
-perish.
-
-The dealer mentions that few birds subject to the exhaustion of
-singing beyond ordinary daylight survive more than two years. This
-does not surprise us. How could any of our public vocalists, male or
-female, and of even a robust constitution, endure the tear and wear of
-singing under a mental strain for any great length of time, as much as
-eighteen hours a day? If human beings would thus sink under the effort
-of over-work, we need not wonder that the fragile creatures we are
-speaking of should succumb and drop from their perch.
-
-As a means, therefore, of protecting the lives of pet birds, the
-recommendation is, to remove the cages to a darkened apartment at
-nightfall, or if they are not removed, to cover up every cage with a
-dark cloth before lighting the gas or oil-lamps. In shifting birds from
-one room to another, it is important to see that there be no change
-in the temperature. If removed to a different temperature, there is a
-chance of their moulting, which may be preliminary to something more
-serious. Let it be always kept in mind that Nature supplies a coat to
-suit the heat or cold in which the creatures are placed. By changing
-a bird from a warm to a cold climate, birds change their coat and get
-one that is heavier, and _vice versâ_, so, by repeated changes they are
-kept continually moulting, instead of once a year, as they ought to do.
-
-We have referred principally to the treatment of small song-birds, the
-delicacy of which calls for particular attention. But our observations
-in the main apply to all birds whatsoever. If it be wrong to keep a
-little bird singing beyond its constitutional capacity, so it would be
-wrong to over-work a parrot by causing it to speak eighteen hours on a
-stretch. It would seem that by this degree of loquacity, the parrot has
-a tendency to take some kind of bronchial affection, analogous to the
-ailment of preachers, usually known as ‘the minister’s sore throat,’
-and which, if not checked in time, may prove equally disastrous.
-
-We have thrown these interesting facts together not only in the
-interest of bird-keepers, but for the sake of inculcating kindness to
-animals.
-
- W. C.
-
-
-
-
-MY KITMITGHAR ‘_SAM_.’
-
-
-For nearly three years my Kitmitghar, as that functionary is called,
-was cook, butler, and factotum of my then small bachelor establishment
-in India. A cunning concocter of mulligatawnies, curries, and
-chutnies—as cunning a hand too in ‘cooking’ his daily bazaar accounts,
-adding annas and pice, for his own particular benefit, to the prime
-cost of as many articles as possible. Mildly remonstrated with, and
-petty larceny hinted at, his honest indignation would be aroused.
-‘Master tink I cheat,’ he would say; ‘master can inquire bazaar-mans;’
-well knowing, the rogue, the moral and almost physical impossibility of
-‘master’—a swell in his way—going to the distant market in a broiling
-sun, and finding out the ruling prices of flesh and fowl.
-
-This worthy, whose original cognomen of _Mootoosammy_ was shortened
-into ‘_Sam_’ for convenience and euphony sakes, was a Tamil from
-the Malabar Coast. _Au reste_, a dark, handsome, stoutly-built,
-clean-looking native, on whose polished skin water and coarse country
-soap were evidently no strangers. In his early youth, fated to earn his
-own living, he had been ejected from the paternal hut and placed as a
-_chokerah_ or dressing-boy to a fiery and impecunious lieutenant of
-infantry; and under the fostering care of that impetuous and coinless
-officer, his indoctrination into the art and mystery of a valet had
-been advanced and improved by sundry ‘lickings,’ and by frequent
-applications to his ebon person of boot-heels, backs of brushes, and
-heavy lexicons of the English and Hindustani languages. This education
-completed, and when he had learned to appreciate the difference between
-uniform and mufti, mess-dress and parade-dress, and indeed to master
-the intricacies of his employer’s scanty wardrobe—_non sine lacrymis_,
-not without ‘howls’—then he emerged from dressing-boyhood, was promoted
-_matie_ or under-butler, and got translated into more pretentious
-bungalows than those of indigent subalterns. By-and-by further
-preferment awaited him; he became _kitmitghar_ (major-domo) in the
-households of unmarried civilian or military swells, and thenceforward
-led a life free from kicks and cuffs, canes and whips, and impromptu
-missiles snatched from toilet or study tables. I have said advisedly
-‘unmarried,’ for except under financial difficulties, Sam would not
-take service with the Benedicts of Indian society, and the actual
-presence or possible advent of a wife was the signal for his departure.
-‘Plenty too much bodder wid lady; too much want ebery day, ebery day
-measure curry stuff, oil, ghee [butter]; too much make say always dis
-ting too dear, dat ting too dear; too much trouble take count. Now,
-Colonel Sahib he good man; he call, he say: “Sam! how much this week
-you eespend? [spend].” He just look book; he give rupee; no one single
-word _bobberee_ [fuss] make.’ And so, for a palpable reason, my worthy
-cook-butler eschewed those households where a better-half took the
-reckoning.
-
-English, after the rickety fashion of a Madrassee, Sam spoke fairly
-enough; he also read and wrote the language, the latter accomplishment
-phonetically, but yet sufficiently near to the rules of orthography to
-make you fully understand and pay for ‘tirty seers wrice’ as thirty
-seers (measures) of rice. What if he did elect to spell rice with a
-_w_? Is it not recorded that an eminent member of a large mercantile
-firm, in days long gone by, invariably included an _h_ in the word
-sugar? And is it not also chronicled how he chastised almost to the
-death his son and heir for omitting that letter when invoicing a cargo
-of best Jamaica moist? If then Blank Blank, Esq. of the city of London
-opined that sugar required an _h_, why not the same liberty as regards
-the _w_ to Mootoosammy of the city of Madras?
-
-A sad waverer in religious opinions Master Sam, I fear. A very Pharisee
-of a Hindu, a rigid stickler for the worship of Vishnu or Siva on the
-high-days and holidays of those deities, when his forehead and arms
-would be spotted and streaked with coloured ashes, his garments would
-smell of saffron and sandal-wood, his English diminutive name would be
-put aside for its more lengthy and sonorous native patronymic, and he
-would be off to the temple to make _poojah_ (prayer) to his _swamis_
-(gods). But yet, somehow or other, all these symptoms and signs of
-Hinduism would disappear at Christmas, Easter, or Whitsuntide. At those
-seasons of the Christian year, Sam was no longer Mootoosammy, but Sam
-pure and simple. No more the believer he in the Vedahs and Shastras,
-but a pinner of faith on Aves and Credos; no _poojah_ for him now in
-the temple, but crossings and genuflections in the little chapel of
-the station. Not a trace in these days of idolatrous scents clinging
-to cloths and turban, or of ‘caste’ marks disfiguring brow or limb.
-Dole in hand—obtained either from pickings at master’s ’counts or from
-bazaar-man’s _dustoor_ (custom)—he is off to join Father Chasuble’s
-small flock, and to bow down and formalise with the best or worst of
-that good priest’s congregation. I really think and believe, that to
-secure a holiday and an ‘outing,’ Sam would have professed himself a
-Mohammedan during the Ramadan, a Hebrew during the Passover, a Heathen
-Chinee during the feast of Lanterns, and a Buddhist during the Perihara
-or other high-jinks of the yellow-robed priests of Gautama Buddha.
-
-I never before or since met any man into whose household death was so
-constantly making inroads, and strange to say, carrying away the same
-individual. I suppose that, on a rough estimate, all Sam’s kith and kin
-died at least twice during the thirty months or so that he was in my
-service.
-
-‘Master please’—thus Sam howling and weeping after his kind—‘scuse
-[excuse] me. Gib tree day leave go Madras; too much trouble my house.
-My poor old mudder—booh! ooh!—plenty long time sick; master know well;
-too much old got; die last night. Booh! ooh! o-o-g-h!’
-
-‘Why, what tomfoolery is this?’ I reply. ‘Your mother dead! Dead
-_again_! Why, man, how can that be? Four months ago you came and told
-me your mother was dead; you got four rupees advance; you went off,
-leaving the boy to do your work, and put me to no end of inconvenience.
-How can the old woman be dead again?’
-
-But the fellow is not the least put out, and is quite equal to the
-‘fix.’ ‘Master Sahib,’ he says, ‘I beg you scuse me. Sahib quite wrong.
-That time you speak I get leave, not _my_ mudder—my _wife’s_ mudder
-die. Master can look book!’
-
-This random shot anent the ‘book’ alludes to my diary, in which the
-disbursement of the money has been entered, but not of course the
-casualty in his family. But I don’t lose the hint nevertheless, and I
-jot down a memorandum for future reference, should occasion require.
-
-Then Sam goes on: ‘I no tell lie, sar. Plenty true; too much bobberee
-my house make. My fader gone Mysore’——
-
-‘Why, bless my heart!’ I put in, ‘you told me ages ago your father died
-of cholera in Masulipatam.’
-
-‘No, sar,’ says Sam; ‘never, sar! My grand-fader, scuse me. My wife she
-catch bad fever. No one single person my home got, make funeral-feast.
-Please, my master, advance half-month’s pay; gib four days’ leave. I
-too much hurry come back.’ Then he falls down, clasps my feet, calls me
-his father, brother; gets my consent to be absent, handles the rupees,
-and is off like a shot; not of course to his mother’s obsequies, for
-the old harridan has either been buried or burned years ago, or even
-now is all alive and kicking; but to some spun-out native theatricals,
-nautch, or _tamasha_ (entertainment) in Black Town, where he feasts,
-drinks, and sleeps, and for a week at least I see his face no more.
-
-History repeats itself; so does Sam. Months and months have passed;
-I am away from the neighbourhood of the Presidency town, and on the
-cool Neilgherry Hills. Enters one morning my man into my sitting-room,
-a letter in his hand, written in Tamil, and which he asks me to
-read, well knowing that I can’t, that except a very few of the
-commonest words of the language, which I speak with an uncertain not
-to say incorrect idea of their meaning, the tongue of his forebears,
-scriptural and oral, is to me Chaldee or Arabic.
-
-‘Well! what’s up now?’ I say ‘_Ennah?_’ airing one of the expressions I
-know.
-
-‘Master can see self. My uncle he send chit [note]; just now tappal-man
-[postman] bring. He write, say: “Sam! you plenty quick come Madras.”
-He put inside letter one five-rupee government note. Sahib can see. He
-tell me no one minute lose; take fire-road [railway]; too soon come;
-plenty, plenty trouble. _My mudder dead._’
-
-‘You awful blackguard!’ I exclaim. ‘Your mother dead—dead again! Look
-here—look here!’ And I turn up my diary and shew him, under date August
-9, 186-, nearly two years past and gone: ‘Sam’s mother reported dead
-for the second time by Sam, &c.’
-
-Then he slinks away discomfited; and I hear him in his smoky kitchen
-growling and grumbling, and no doubt anathematising me and mine past,
-present, and future.
-
-My first introduction to Sam was after this wise. I had come down from
-Bombay to Beypore with troops in a small steamer, and Mr Sam, who had
-either deserted or been sent away from the Abyssinian Expedition, in
-which he had been a camp-follower, was also a passenger in the same
-ship. Of this craft a word _en passant_, for I have to this day a
-lively and by no means pleasant olfactory recollection of her. She
-was the dirtiest vessel in which I ever put foot; guiltless of paint
-from keel to truck; all grime, coal-soot, and tar from stem to stern.
-She had but recently taken a cargo of mules to Annesley Bay; and but
-scant if any application of water and deodorants had followed the
-disembarkation of the animals. The ‘muley’ flavour still therefore
-clung closely to bulkhead and planking; it hung about cordage and
-canvas; it penetrated saloon and sleeping-berth; it even overpowered
-the smell of the rancid grease with which pistons and wheels were
-lubricated. Worthy Captain B—— the skipper assured us that deck and
-hold, sides and bulwarks, had been well scoured in Bombay; but as the
-old salt’s views of scrubbing, judging from his personal appearance,
-were infinitesimally limited, we opined that the ship’s ablution had
-been as little as was that of its commander’s diurnal tub.
-
-But to return to Sam. The poor fellow was wandering about the streets
-of Beypore coinless and curry-and-rice-less, when he stumbled upon
-me. He was seeking, he told me, from some good Samaritan of an
-officer, a free convoy to Madras as his servant; and as I happened
-to be in a position entitled to passes for some three or four
-followers at government expense, I was enabled to pour oil and wine
-into Sam’s wounds, and without even the disbursement to mine host
-the assistant-quartermaster-general, of the traditional ‘tuppence,’
-to get him across from terminus to terminus—some four hundred long
-miles—and without once casting eyes on him. But at Lucifer’s hotel in
-Madras where I stayed—— What a memory of mosquitoes, fleas, and other
-nimble insects doth it bring! What a night-band of croaking frogs
-and howling jackals it kept! What packs of prowling pariah dogs and
-daringly thieving crows congregated about its yards and outhouses!
-What repulsive nude mendicants and fakeers strolled almost into its
-very verandahs! What a staff of lazy sweepers, slow-footed ‘boys,’ and
-sleepy punkah-pullers crawled about it generally! And last, though not
-least, what a wretched ‘coolie-cook’ superintended its flesh-pots, from
-which not even the every-day stereotyped prawn curry, boiled seer-fish,
-and grilled _morghee_ (fowl) could creditably and palatably issue. At
-this Stygian caravanserai then, Sam, whom I thought I had bid adieu
-to for ever and a day on the railway platform, turns up again clean
-and smirk, salaams, asks for permanent employment, produces a thick
-packet of highly laudatory characters (mostly, I had no doubt, either
-fabricated by a native scribe in the Thieves’ Bazaar at Black Town,
-or borrowed for the occasion from some other brother-butler), gets
-engaged; and from that moment, both figuratively and literally, begins
-to eat my salt. Nor did the saline feasting fail to give him a taste
-for liquor—for alcoholic, decidedly alcoholic were Sam’s proclivities.
-He drank at all times and in all places; but his favourite day and
-locality was Tuesday, at the weekly market of the cantonment. Then and
-there he imbibed right royally, and staggering home—the coolies with
-the supplies following him as tipsy as himself—went straight to his
-mat-spread _charpoy_ (bedstead).
-
-‘Hollo, Sam!’ I exclaim; ‘at it again; drunk as usual from _shandy_
-[market].’
-
-‘No, shar! Dis time no shrunk! Shun too mush hot! Splenshy head pain
-gib! Too mush make shake, sthagger, shar! No, mash-err, no! Sham not
-shrunk! Plenty shick! Shmall glass brandy—all right, shar!’
-
-But I decline to add ‘the sum of more to that which hath too much,’ and
-I leave Sam to sober himself as he best can, and which, truth to say,
-he quickly does.
-
-In the way of intoxicants nothing came amiss to my man’s unfastidious
-palate. He had no particular ‘wanity,’ like Old Weller’s friend the
-red-nosed Shepherd: Henneysey’s brandy, Kinahan’s whisky, Boord’s gin,
-Bass’s ale, Guinness’s stout, champagne, sherry, claret—all and each
-were equally acceptable; and failing these European liquors, then the
-vile palm-toddy and killing mango-spirit of the neighbouring native
-stills supplied their place. Bar the toddy and mango stuff, which
-were cheap and easily obtained, Sam did not disburse much for his
-wine-cellar; master’s sideboard and stores, guard them as he would,
-came cheaper and handier. Every bottle, somehow or other, got ‘other
-lips’ than mine and my friends’ applied to it, and its contents went
-into and warmed other ‘hollow hearts’ than ours. Sam laid an embargo
-on and helped himself from all. He it is, I fancy, to whom Aliph Cheem
-alludes in his Lay of Ind entitled _The Faithful Abboo_, that trusty
-servant who, habitually stealing his master’s liquor, and accusing his
-brother-domestics, got caught and half-poisoned by mistaking in his
-prowls Kerosine for Old Tom. A misadventure not unlike befell Sam;
-but in that instance he did not ‘strike oil,’ but came upon a very
-nauseating dose of tartar emetic, and was ‘plenty sick’ and ‘plenty
-shame’ for some hours after.
-
-Another predilection of my factotum’s was tobacco, which he smoked
-without ceasing, and without the least regard to quality or fabric.
-‘Long-cut or short-cut’ to him ‘were all the same.’ But as I did not
-happen to be addicted to the ‘nicotian weed’ Sam could not draw on any
-resources of mine, but had to depend on his own means, supplemented by
-the surreptitious abstraction of Trichys and Manillas, of Latakia and
-Bird’s-eye, from the boxes and pouches of my chum and visitors.
-
-Every native gambles; so it could hardly be expected that Sam should
-differ from his brethren in this respect. In the words of the old ditty
-anent Ally Croker:
-
- He’d game till he lost the coat from his shoulder.
-
-I don’t think he cared much for cards or dice; but the game that he
-delighted in was played with a red and white checkered square of cloth,
-and with round pieces like draughtsmen. Whenever the advent of a friend
-and opportunity served, down the two squatted with this board between
-their legs, and a pile of copper pieces of money by their sides; and
-so intent would they be on their play, that nothing short of a gentle
-kick, or tap on the head, would arouse them to master’s wants and
-needings.
-
-My readers will naturally inquire why, with all these delinquencies,
-Sam so long remained my henchman. Well, first, had I discharged him,
-another and probably greater robber would have stepped into his
-shoes, and bazaar accounts and inroads on alcohol and tobacco would
-have remained undiminished. ‘They all do it;’ so better the de’il I
-knew, than the de’il whose acquaintance I would have to make. Again,
-Sam had his redeeming points; he was, as I have said before, clean,
-handy, and deft at the creature comforts, which, having appetisingly
-compounded, he could serve up with taste and elegance. Then he was
-a good nurse; and during a serious illness that befell me at one of
-the vilest stations in Madras, he tended me closely and carefully,
-keeping a watchful eye and a ready stick on punkah-pullers and wetters
-of kus-kus tatties (scented grass mats), without the cooling aid of
-which the heat of that grilling July would have been my death on that
-fever-bed. Once more, on those military inspections which fell to
-my lot, and which had to be undertaken partly over the Nizam’s very
-sandy and rough highways, and in those close comfortless bone-breaking
-vehicles called _byle-nibbs_ (bullock-carts), my man became invaluable.
-Seated on the narrow perch alongside the almost garmentless and highly
-odoriferous native driver, he urged him on by promises of ‘backsheesh’
-and cheroots; he helped to whip and tail-twist the slow-footed oxen; he
-roused up lazy _byle-wallahs_ (bullock-men) sleeping in their hovels,
-and assisted them in driving from the fields and in yoking to the cart
-refractory and kicking cattle. He stirred up with the long pole the
-_peons_ (keepers) in charge of the road-side travellers’ bungalows at
-which we halted, aiding these officials in chasing, slaughtering, and
-‘spatch-cocking’ the ever-waiting-to-be-killed-and-cooked gaunt and
-fleshless _morghee_ (fowl); he saw that the chatties for the bath were
-not filled with the very dirtiest of tank water; that the numerous
-and hard-biting insects, out and taking the air from their thickly
-populated homes in the crevices of cane-bottomed chair and bedstead,
-met with sudden and violent death; and lastly, that no man’s hand but
-his own should be put into master’s money-bag and stores.
-
-But as all things come to an end more or less, so did Sam’s career with
-me actually terminate. My wife and family came ‘out’ from England.
-The ‘Mem Saab,’ sometimes even the ‘Missee Saab,’ took bazaar ’count;
-the current bachelor rates for chillies, cocoa-nuts, first and second
-sorts _wrice_, gram, and such-like necessaries underwent a fall. Sam’s
-occupation and gain were gone. He quitted my homestead under this new
-and unprofitable régime. ‘I discharge you, sar!’ said he; and away he
-went, I know not where.
-
-
-
-
-HELENA, LADY HARROGATE.
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.—AN UNEXPECTED MEETING.
-
-The _De Vere Arms_ at Pebworth, fourth-rate hotel though it necessarily
-was in a place where any hotel of the first or even of the second
-magnitude would have been as an oak in a flower-pot, was well and
-neatly kept. There was the commercial connection, and there was the
-county connection, both dear to the landlord, but on grounds wholly
-dissimilar. Biggles had been butler to the present, under-butler and
-knife-boy to the late Earl of Wolverhampton; and had he but had his own
-way, the _De Vere Arms_ would have been strictly the family hotel which
-its address-cards proclaimed it, and the obnoxious word ‘commercial’
-would have found no place there.
-
-Mr Biggles, however, was in the position of one of those unfortunate
-managers of English country theatres who tell their friends, perhaps
-truly, that they would play nothing, save the legitimate drama, if they
-could help it. They cannot help it, and scared by the dismal spectre
-of Insolvency, they shelve Shakspeare in favour of newer idols of the
-public. So did Biggles and worthy Mrs B. to boot lay themselves out in
-practice to secure the lucrative custom of the ready-money, constantly
-moving, commercial gentlemen, while in theory devoting all their
-loyalty to those of their patrons who came in their own carriages,
-with armorial bearings on their panels and liveried servants on the
-driving-seat.
-
-To this hostelry was borne, in Sir Gruntley Pigbury’s carriage, the
-insensible form of Jasper Denzil, supported by the sturdy arm of
-Captain Prodgers, while little Dr Aulfus, on the opposite seat, kept
-the patient’s nerveless wrist between his own thin fingers all the way
-from the race-course to the inn. Then Jasper, amidst spasmodic gaspings
-from the landlady and sympathetic exclamations from the chambermaids,
-was carried into the _De Vere Arms_ and established in one of the best
-rooms, whence were summarily dislodged the effects of some well-to-do
-customer who had had a horse in the race, but who was unlikely under
-the circumstances to resent the invasion of his apartment. Jack
-Prodgers and the doctor seemed to have taken joint possession of the
-invalid; the former as _prochain ami_ (and it is to the credit of such
-ne’er-do-wells as Captain Prodgers that the very wildest of them never
-do leave a friend untended in a scrape), and the other professionally.
-
-Other friends came not. Lord Harrogate did indeed tap at the door, and
-so did four or five officers of the Lancer regiment, but contented
-themselves with an assurance that Jasper was in no immediate danger.
-And when Blanche Denzil’s tearful entreaties induced the Earl to
-solicit admittance to the sick-room for her at least, the surgeon went
-out and politely deprecated her entrance. Anything which might excite
-the patient should, he truly said, be as far as possible avoided. It
-was not exactly possible just yet to ascertain the amount of damage
-done; but he, the doctor, anticipated no serious consequences. And
-with this assurance the poor sister was compelled to be content. They
-say that every educated man of fifty is a fool or a physician. Jack
-Prodgers had seen the light some half-century since, and his worst
-enemies—the men whose cash he pouched at play—would not have taxed him
-with folly.
-
-‘Now, doctor,’ he said quietly, ‘don’t you think the best we can do
-for the poor fellow is to get his left shoulder into the socket again
-before the muscles stiffen?’
-
-The surgeon winced. He knew by the cursory examination he had made
-that no bones—unless it might be the collar-bone, an injury to which
-is not always promptly ascertained—were broken; but here, annoying
-circumstance! was a dislocation which he had left to be discovered by
-an outsider to the profession.
-
-‘Bless my soul!’ he exclaimed, adjusting his spectacles, ‘so it is. We
-have no time to lose.’
-
-As it was, time enough had been lost to bring about a contraction of
-the muscles, that rendered it necessary to call in the aid of James the
-waiter and Joe the boots, before the hurt shoulder could be reinstated
-in its normal position.
-
-The pain of the operation roused Jasper from his stupor. He moaned
-several times and stirred feebly to and fro, and when the wrench was
-over, opened his eyes and gazed with a bewildered stare about him. Very
-pale and ghastly he looked, lying thus, with the blood slowly oozing
-from a cut on his right temple, and his hair stained and matted. They
-sprinkled water on his face and put brandy to his lips; but he merely
-groaned again, and his eyes closed.
-
-‘That’s a very ugly knock on the temple; I hope there’s no more
-mischief,’ said the doctor in a whisper, but speaking more openly than
-medicine-men, beside a patient’s bed, often speak to the laity.
-
-Jack Prodgers shook his head. He was a man of experience, and had in
-his time seen some prompt and easy recoveries, and other cases in which
-there was no recovery at all. It was with some remorse that he looked
-down at the bruised and helpless form lying on the bed. His heart had
-been case-hardened by the rubs of a worldly career, but there was a
-soft spot in it after all, and it was with sincere joy that he saw at
-length the sick man’s eyes open with a glance of evident recognition,
-while a wan smile played about his lips.
-
-‘I say, Jack,’ said Jasper feebly, ‘we’re in a hole, old man, after
-all’—— Then he fainted.
-
-‘Nothing the matter with his reason, thank goodness! It was the shock
-to the brain I feared the most for him,’ said the doctor, as again
-brandy was administered.
-
-The regular clock-work routine of social machinery must go on in
-despite of accidents, and accordingly the down-train reached Pebworth
-at 3.40 (or, to tell the truth, a few minutes behind time) with its
-usual punctuality. There was no omnibus, whether from the _De Vere
-Arms_ or from the opposition or _White Hart_ hotel, in waiting at the
-station, wherefore the few arrivals had to consign their bales and bags
-and boxes of samples to the wheelbarrows of porters, for conveyance
-to whichever house of entertainment they designed to patronise.
-Amongst these was a thickset middle-aged man, with trim whiskers, a
-dust-coloured overcoat, a slim umbrella, and a plump black bag, which
-he preferred to carry as he trudged from the station to the hotel.
-
-There was nothing very noteworthy about the new-comer, who was neatly
-dressed in black, and wore a hat that was just old enough to have lost
-its first tell-tale gloss, except that he had evidently striven to
-look some years younger than the parish register would have proclaimed
-him. Thus the purplish tint of his thick whiskers and thinned hair,
-heedfully brushed and parted so as to make the most of it, savoured of
-art rather than nature. His cravat too, instead of being black, was
-what haberdashers call a scarf of blue silk, of a dark shade certainly,
-but still blue, and was secured by a massive golden horse-shoe.
-Glittering trinkets rattled at his watch-chain, and his boots were
-tighter and brighter than the boots of men of business usually are.
-There is or ought to be a sort of fitness between clothes and their
-wearer, but in the case of this traveller, obviously bound for the
-_De Vere Arms_, no such fitness existed. That cold gray eye, those
-deeply marked crow’s-feet, the coarse mouth, and mottled complexion,
-consorted ill with the pretensions to dandyism indicated by a portion
-of their owner’s attire. Altogether, the man might have been set down
-as a corn-doctor, a quack, a projector of bubble companies, or possibly
-an auctioneer whose hammer seldom fell to a purely legitimate bid in a
-fair market.
-
-As the stranger drew near to the hotel, having inquired his way once
-or twice from such of the natives as the great attraction of the day
-had not allured to the race-course, a carriage dashed past him at a
-very fast pace indeed, and drew up with a jerk in front of the _De
-Vere Arms_. The gentleman who alighted from it, tall, and of a goodly
-presence, lingered for an instant in the doorway to give some order to
-his servants. As he did so, his eyes encountered those of the traveller
-freshly arrived by the train, and who by this time was beneath the
-pillars of the porch. Sir Sykes Denzil, for it was he whose carriage
-had just brought him in hot haste to the place where his son lay ill,
-started perceptibly and hesitated, then turned abruptly on his heel
-and disappeared within the hotel, greeted by the obsequious Mr and Mrs
-Biggles.
-
-Recognition, as we can all avouch, is in the immense majority of cases
-simultaneous, one memory seeming as it were to take fire at the spark
-of recollection kindled in the other. In this instance such was not
-exactly what occurred. Yet the traveller with the bag was perfectly
-certain that he had seen before the tall gentleman who had started at
-the sight of him, and that a diligent searching of the mental archives
-would elicit the answer to the riddle.
-
-‘Have I written or telegraphed to order rooms here?’ repeated the new
-arrival testily, after the flippant waiter who came, flourishing his
-napkin, to see what the stranger wanted. ‘No, I have not. And to judge
-by the size of your town, my friend, and the general look of affairs, I
-should say that on any other day of the year but this such a precaution
-would be wholly superfluous.’
-
-The waiter, who had been slightly puffed up by the ephemeral vogue
-of Pebworth and its chief hotel, took the rebuke meekly. ‘Would you
-step into the coffee-room, sir?’ he said. ‘I’ll ask Mrs Biggles about
-accommodation likely to be vacant. Any name I could mention, sir?’
-
-‘Name—yes, Wilkins,’ returned the traveller, pushing open the door
-of the coffee-room, in which, at various tables, some dozen of
-sporting-men were making a scrambling meal. One or two of these
-looking up from their plates, nodded a greeting, with a ‘How d’ ye do,
-Wilkins?’ or ‘How goes it, old fellow?’ salutations which the recipient
-of them returned in kind. Then the waiter bustled in to say, more
-respectfully than before, that so soon as No. 28 should be vacated by
-a gentleman leaving by the 6.25 train, it would be at the disposal
-of Mr Wilkins. Further, here was a note for Mr Wilkins; into whose
-hand he proceeded to thrust a half-sheet of letter-paper, roughly
-folded in four, and containing but some two or three lines of blotted
-handwriting. ‘If you will so far oblige me’—thus ran the words, shaky
-and blurred as to their caligraphy, but tolerably legible—‘I shall be
-glad of a few moments’ interview with you, at once if not inconvenient,
-in No. 11. I will not detain you.’
-
-There was no signature, but no reasonable doubt could exist in the mind
-of Mr Wilkins as to the note having been penned by the owner of the
-carriage that had so lately driven up to the door of the _De Vere Arms_.
-
-‘Why, this is taking the bull by the horns,’ said Mr Wilkins, as he
-rose to obey the summons.
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.—IN NO. XI.
-
-No. 11 was a sitting-room of a class peculiar to those old-fashioned
-inns which are rapidly being improved off the length and breadth of
-Britain, large, low-ceiled, with a sloping floor that attained its
-highest elevation beside the broad bay-window. A dark room, it must be
-confessed, and an airless, but snug and warm on winter-nights, when
-the glow of the firelight combined with the lustre of many wax-candles
-to defy the storm and blackness without. There had been jovial dinners
-in that room, and drawing together of arm-chairs around the huge
-fireplace, and tapping of dusty magnums of rare old port, and calling
-for more punch as the night waned, in those hard-living days of which
-so many of us innocent, pay the penalty in neuralgia and dyspepsia.
-
-In No. 11 stood Sir Sykes, pale but resolute. The traveller with the
-black bag came in, and for the second time their eyes met. ‘You wished
-to see me, sir,’ began Mr Wilkins, with a slight bow. ‘Ah! I remember
-you now, sir, as it happens,’ he added in a different tone; ‘remember
-you very distinctly indeed, Mr’——
-
-‘Hush!’ interrupted Sir Sykes, with uplifted fore-finger. ‘A place
-like this is the very last in which to mention anything best left
-unspoken—the very walls, I believe, have ears to hear and tongues to
-tattle. I am Sir Sykes Denzil, of Carbery Chase, within a very few
-miles of this, at your service, Mr Wilkins.’
-
-‘Sir Sykes Denzil! Well, this _is_ a surprise,’ exclaimed the owner
-of the name of Wilkins wonderingly, and yet with a sort of dry humour
-mingling with his evidently genuine astonishment. ‘Dear me, dear me!
-They say the world is very little, and people constantly meeting and
-jostling in it; but I never so thoroughly realised the truth of the
-saying as I do now. So I’ve the honour of talking to Sir Sykes Denzil,
-when I thought I was addressing’——
-
-‘Be cautious, sir,’ interposed the baronet, with an energy that
-impressed the other in spite of himself. ‘Let us have no reference, if
-you please, to a past that is dead and buried. I sent for you, certain
-as I was that sooner or later your memory must recall me to your
-remembrance, and well aware too how easily you could learn who I was
-here.’
-
-‘No great trouble about that, Mr—I mean Sir Sykes,’ rejoined the
-traveller smirkingly. ‘The people seem to know you well enough, and any
-fellow in the stable-yard would have told me whose was the carriage
-with the brown liveries.’
-
-‘And having met and recognised one another,’ said Sir Sykes, ‘on what
-footing is our future intercourse to be conducted? We are not as we
-once were, lawyer and client, and’——
-
-‘No, Sir Sykes, I grant you that; but we might be,’ returned Mr
-Wilkins, rubbing his fleshy hands together, as though they had been
-two millstones between which the bones of suitors might be ground to
-make his bread. ‘You can’t, a man of your landed property—I’ve heard
-something as to your acreage, and could give a shrewd guess as to your
-rent-roll—be without law business. Devonshire isn’t Arcadia, I suppose.
-Are there not leases to draw, inclosure bills to promote, poachers to
-prosecute, paths to stop up, bills to file, actions to bring, defend,
-compromise? Ten to one, some of your best farms are let on leases of
-lives, and—— But no matter! You’ve your own legal advisers; hey, Sir
-Sykes?’
-
-The baronet bowed coldly by way of assent.
-
-‘Pounce and Pontifex, of Lincoln’s Inn—_I_ know,’ pursued the unabashed
-lawyer. ‘A brace of respectable twaddling old stagers. There was a
-saying, soon after I got my articles, as to that firm, to the effect
-that Pounce and Pontifex were fit for a marriage settlement, a will,
-and a Chancery suit, and that was about all. If you care about raising
-your rents, crushing an enemy, or gratifying a whim—and most rich men
-have a hankering after one or other of these fancies—why, you’ll need a
-brisker counsellor at your elbow than the jog-trots of Lincoln’s Inn.’
-
-Again the baronet bent his head, and his eyes moved towards the door.
-Mr Wilkins noted their movement.
-
-‘You hardly derived a fair judgment of my capabilities,’ he said, ‘by
-the little I had to do in that Sandston business’——
-
-‘Again I ask you, sir, to make no mention of that subject. It—it is
-naturally painful to me—and—and’—— Sir Sykes here fairly broke down.
-
-The lawyer’s eyes twinkled as he saw his advantage. ‘So long as _you_
-remember it, Sir Sykes,’ he made haste to say, ‘I shall be only too
-happy to forget the whole concern. What was that story about the
-organ-blower and Handel? “Shan’t it be ‘we,’ then?” said the fellow,
-when the great organist couldn’t get a note out of his instrument
-for want of the necessary but humble bellows. And the musician was
-compelled to acknowledge that there was a sort of partnership between
-the man who fingered the stops and the man who raised the wind. I’m
-in no hurry. Think it over. I have a client to see here to-day; but
-perhaps you will let me have a word with you before you drive back to
-Carbery Chase.’
-
-A long deep line, which might have been mistaken for the furrow of some
-old sword-cut, running from the angle of the mouth obliquely upwards,
-became visible in the baronet’s comely face as he listened. He was one
-of those men who can better endure misfortune than disrespect, and to
-whom the bitterest sting of ruin is the withdrawal of the deference and
-lip-service which environ them. But it was in an amicable tone that he
-made answer: ‘I shall be happy to pursue our conversation, Mr Wilkins,
-to-day or at any time which you may deem suitable. At present, however,
-you will excuse me if I leave you. My son, Captain Denzil, has been
-hurt—badly hurt, I fear, in the steeplechase to-day, and I have been
-called here to see him, where he lies, in this very hotel.’ And the
-baronet moved towards the door.
-
-‘Hurt, is he?’ exclaimed Mr Wilkins, with inconsiderate roughness. ‘Ah,
-then, I shall look to you, Sir Sykes, to indemnify me in case’——
-
-Then came an awkward pause. The solicitor was a remarkably plain-spoken
-man, but he did not quite like to say, ‘in case your son’s accident
-prove fatal,’ and so stopped, and left his eloquent silence to complete
-his words. Sir Sykes, with his hand on the door, turned, astonished,
-upon the attorney.
-
-‘What, pray, have you to do with the illness or the recovery of Captain
-Denzil?’ he asked in evident ill-humour. He had borne up to this with
-Mr Wilkins, but the lawyer’s interference with regard to his son
-appeared to him in the light of a gratuitous piece of insolence.
-
-‘Simply,’ returned Mr Wilkins, thrusting his hand into an inner pocket
-of his coat, ‘because I am the holder of certain acceptances, renewed,
-renewed afresh, and finally dishonoured; acceptances amounting, with
-expenses, to a gross amount of—shall we say some eleven or twelve
-thousand, Sir Sykes? Nearer the twelve than the eleven, I suspect.
-A flea-bite of course to a gentleman of your fortune, but a very
-important sum to a plain man like yours truly.’
-
-‘I have been put to heavy expense, very heavy, for my son’s debts,’
-said Sir Sykes, almost piteously. ‘I have paid every’——
-
-‘Now, my very good sir,’ interrupted the attorney, ‘don’t, I beg you,
-don’t fall into the common error of fathers, and imagine that your
-own particular son is either a miracle of ingenuous candour or a
-prodigal worse than his neighbours. You think that you’ve paid all his
-liabilities, Sir Sykes, and no doubt you have paid all you knew of. But
-as a man of the world, if not as a parent, you ought to be aware that
-nobody ever did tell all that he owed—excess of modesty, perhaps! They
-always leave a margin, these interesting penitents; and in this case,
-as you will see by these documents’ (and Mr Wilkins produced several
-pieces of stamped paper), ‘the margin is tolerably ample.’
-
-The baronet was now thoroughly roused to wrath. He strode to and fro
-with frowning brow and hands that were fast clenched together, then
-walked to the window and stood still, idly tapping the panes with one
-white finger, on which there glistened a great diamond that had been an
-heirloom at Carbery Chase before ever a Denzil crossed its threshold.
-
-‘I’ll not give him a shilling or leave him a shilling!’ he said in a
-voice that quivered with anger. ‘Carbery Chase is my very own, and I
-can deal with it as I please. My daughters at anyrate have deserved
-better of me than that thankless graceless boy.’
-
-Sir Sykes, under the influence of this new emotion, seemed to have
-forgotten the lawyer’s presence, or merely to regard Mr Wilkins in the
-light of the impartial Chorus in a Greek tragedy; but the attorney,
-who was by no means pleased by the turn which the affair seemed to be
-taking, intervened.
-
-‘Come, come, Sir Sykes. It’s natural that you should be annoyed at
-having such a heavy bill presented, when you thought it settled. But
-between ourselves, boys will be boys. The captain has turned over a
-new leaf, and rely on it he will be a credit to you yet. I’ve a pretty
-wide acquaintance amongst wild young gentlemen of his kind, and I give
-you my word I don’t know one who is more wide-awake. He had paid his
-’prentice fees, and that smartly; but I expect before I die to hear of
-him as an ornament to the bench of magistrates and perhaps a county
-member. As for these bills and notes of hand’——
-
-‘I’m not liable for a sixpence!’ exclaimed Sir Sykes petulantly. ‘My
-son may go through the Court if he chooses, and perhaps will learn a
-wholesome lesson from the exposure, which’——
-
-‘Fie, fie, Sir Sykes!’ broke in the lawyer. ‘A coat of whitewash,
-believe me, sticks to a youngster’s back to that extent that no amount
-of scrubbing can get rid of it. Fume and fret as you please, you
-know, and I know, that you mean Captain Jasper to have Carbery after
-you, and to keep the place in the Denzil line. Better so, than to
-have so fine an estate sold or cut in two for division between your
-daughters’ husbands. And the captain won’t bear the ‘bloody hand’ in
-his escutcheon the better because he has been made an insolvent in his
-youth. As for these claims, I don’t press for an immediate settlement;
-not I; I don’t exact my pound of flesh down on the nail, Sir Sykes.’
-
-There was a hard struggle in the baronet’s breast. Time had been
-given him for reflection, and he had used it. To hear of his son’s
-extravagance, of his son’s deceit, and from such lips, was bad enough.
-To be compelled to endure the familiarity of the lawyer’s manner was
-to have to swallow a still more bitter pill. He could remember Mr
-Wilkins of old, blunt and jocose certainly, but by no means so jaunty
-in his bearing as he now was, although Sir Sykes had not then been
-the rich county magnate he had blossomed. He felt, and writhed as he
-felt, that it was the attorney’s sense of his hold upon him by reason
-of his knowledge of his past life, which had emboldened Mr Wilkins to
-deal with him as he had done. But the most provoking feature of the
-affair was that Sir Sykes felt that this man’s advice, coarsely and
-offensively administered as it was, yet contained a solid kernel of
-truth. Jasper was by no means a model son. He had committed fearful
-follies, and incurred debts which even the Master of Carbery had
-thought twice before discharging. His profligacy was redeemed by no
-brilliant talents, softened by no affectionate qualities. There are
-spendthrifts who remain lovable to the last, as there are others who
-dazzle the world by the glitter of their wit or valour. To neither
-category did the graceless offspring of Sir Sykes belong. And yet, in
-spite of his occasional menaces on the subject of his will, the baronet
-felt that national manners and family pride combined to constitute a
-sort of moral entail, of which Jasper was to reap the benefit.
-
-‘I must see my son,’ said Sir Sykes smoothly, after a pause; ‘and when
-I have time to think over the matter, Mr Wilkins, I will write to you
-appointing as early an interview as possible. In the meantime I feel
-assured that you will see the propriety of not urging personally your
-claims on Captain Denzil in his present condition.’
-
-Mr Wilkins was amenity itself. He would but eat a morsel in the
-coffee-room, he said, and would then go back to London by the next
-train, confident that he could not leave his interests in better hands
-than those of Sir Sykes.
-
-‘The old address, sir! You used to know it well enough!’ said the
-lawyer with a leer, as he took the hand which the baronet did not dare
-to refuse in sign of friendship; and so they parted.
-
-
-
-
-COAL AND ITS PRODUCTS.
-
-
-In an article which appeared in this _Journal_ in August 1876, entitled
-_The Age of the World_, we endeavoured to explain how coal was
-produced, and how it might be regarded simply as stored-up heat and
-light, derived from the sun ages ago.
-
-Apart from the varied uses of coal in its ordinary state, we owe an
-immense deal to the products which by chemical means we obtain from it;
-and it is our purpose in this paper to briefly review these products,
-and to shew how we have adapted them to our several wants.
-
-The manufacture of gas is undoubtedly the most important feature in
-the modern history of coal. Natural reservoirs of inflammable air
-exist in many parts of the world, and have in many cases been turned
-to profitable account. In China, for instance, the evaporation of
-salt has for many years been carried on by the heat obtained by the
-combustion of gas which issues from the ground. Streets and buildings
-there have also been lighted by the same means. In our own country
-too, such eruptions of natural gas—which have generally manifested
-themselves during the operation of well-boring—have not been uncommon.
-But the gas so obtained is not the same as that which we get from the
-distillation of coal, although it forms one of its chief constituents.
-It is commonly called marsh-gas, from its constant presence in bogs
-and places where decaying vegetable matter abounds. The treacherous
-Will o’ the Wisp owes its origin to this gas. It also issues in large
-quantities from coal-beds, and diluted with air forms the dreadful
-compound called ‘fire-damp.’
-
-The first recorded experiment relating to the production of true
-coal-gas was as early as the year 1660, when a country clergyman
-distilled some coal, collected the gas in bladders, and burnt it from
-a jet, for the amusement of his friends. Although this very suggestive
-experiment was communicated to the Royal Society, no action seems to
-have been taken upon it until the beginning of the present century,
-when the matter seems to have attained a more practical form. At this
-time one or two factories in Manchester and Birmingham were for the
-first time lighted with gas. The idea of illuminating an entire town
-by means of a chemical vapour seems to have met with much ridicule,
-and it was found necessary to employ lecturers to go about the country
-to shew people how such an apparent impossibility could be carried
-out. However, in spite of much opposition, part of London was lighted
-by gas in 1812; and three years later, Paris adopted the same system.
-The delay in the acceptance of gas-making among the industrial arts
-was no doubt largely due to the expressed opinion of several eminent
-chemists and others, who considered that such a mode of lighting our
-towns could never be realised, because of the supposed danger which it
-involved. Modern experience teaches us that it is at once the cheapest
-as well as the safest mode of illumination that we can as yet command.
-In the manufacture of gas, the coal is placed in iron retorts, which
-are subjected to a high temperature for about six hours, when the
-operation is finished, and the retorts are ready for a fresh charge.
-A residue of nearly pure carbon, in the form of coke, remains in the
-retort, whilst the varied products of the distillation are carried off
-by pipes into suitable receptacles. For the sake of convenience, we
-will at present name only three of these products—ammoniacal liquor,
-tar, and the gas itself. The first is the principal source of ammonia,
-one of the most useful substances known. It may be almost said of
-ammonia, as it has been remarked of sulphuric acid, that the prosperity
-of a country may be known by the quantity which it consumes. It is used
-by colour-makers, calico-printers, and in the manufacture of most of
-the textile fabrics; in cleansing and extracting grease from various
-kinds of cloth, in the preparation of leather, in galvanising iron, and
-in pewtering. The chemist would be almost helpless without its aid;
-whilst in medicine it is used in about twenty different forms as a
-most valuable stimulant. It is almost needless to say that ammonia was
-in general use long before the era of gas-manufacture, for life could
-hardly go on without it. In fact its very name is derived from its
-manufacture hundreds of years ago from animal refuse in a district of
-Libya where the deity Jupiter Ammon was worshipped. The old alchemists
-too obtained it from the distillation of deer’s horns; hence one
-preparation of it is still called spirit of hartshorn. There are many
-other sources of ammonia, for its presence in nature is universal; but
-all have sunk into insignificance since the gas-works have yielded such
-plentiful supplies.
-
-Coal-tar in its crude state is not of very great importance, its use
-being confined to such rough work as the water-proofing of boats and
-the painting of outhouses and the like. But in the hands of the chemist
-its applications cannot be lightly regarded, in fact its distillation
-is of sufficient importance to form a distinct branch of trade. In this
-process coal-tar is separated into three different products—naphtha
-(which in a rectified state is the benzol of commerce); heavy or
-creosote oil, which is used almost exclusively for the preservation of
-railway sleepers; and the residue pitch. The last is of great use to
-shipbuilders, and has more recently found employment in the preparation
-of asphalt roofing and paving. But naphtha is by far the most important
-of the three substances, if it were only for its use as a solvent for
-both india-rubber and gutta-percha. No doubt, failing this, other
-solvents for caoutchouc would have been found; but naphtha is a
-particularly cheap and effective menstruum for the purpose; and when we
-consider the varied uses to which india-rubber and gutta-percha are now
-applied—from elastic hosiery to submarine cables—we must acknowledge
-that naphtha is a valuable addition to our manufacturing resources.
-It is a significant circumstance that the date of the introduction
-of manufactured india-rubber (by Mr Mackintosh) follows the general
-adoption of gas-lighting by only a few years. Previous to this,
-india-rubber was imported merely as a curiosity, its first use being to
-obliterate pencil-marks, for which purpose it was once advertised in
-London at the modest price of six shillings per square inch.
-
-Besides its use as a solvent, benzol is of particular importance in
-yielding, when treated with nitric acid, a substance called aniline.
-The discovery of aniline is one of the most remarkable triumphs of
-chemistry, as applied to the advancement of a manufacturing industry.
-(Before the date of coal-tar it was obtained from indigo, and the
-name it bears is the Portuguese for that colour.) The production of
-aniline caused quite a revolution in the various trades which are
-dependent in any way upon the colour-manufacturer; for lithographers,
-paper-stainers, calico-printers, and especially dyers, owe their most
-brilliant tints to its aid. The various dyes which are now commonly
-retailed for household use are also derived from the same source.
-Aniline is an almost colourless liquid, of a peculiar vinous odour,
-which after exposure to the air, changes to a dark resinous matter.
-The treatment which it undergoes in producing the various colours (and
-nearly every colour of the rainbow can now be obtained from it), is of
-too complicated a nature to be of any interest to the general reader.
-Magenta, the advent of which some years back many of our readers
-will remember, was the first aniline dye which appeared. The other
-colours have followed in quick succession, nearly all of them being
-the subjects of one or more patents. It is questionable whether all
-these colours are strictly permanent; but it is a pleasing thought that
-the hues which in one form or another existed at a period long before
-mankind had a place in nature, are now reproduced for man’s delight and
-benefit.
-
-Another very important product of gas-tar is carbolic acid, which is
-also largely employed for dyeing purposes. Its value as a disinfectant
-is too well known to need recapitulation here; but we may mention
-that its use as a preventive of disease was most abundantly proved
-during the last epidemic among our cattle. It is in general use in
-our hospitals, not only as a disinfectant, but also as an antiseptic
-both in the dressing of wounds and in the treatment of various skin
-diseases. Carbolic acid also yields a substance called picric acid,
-which, on account of its explosive properties when combined with
-potassium, has been proposed as a substitute for gunpowder. There are
-many other substances derived from the distillation of coal-tar, but at
-present they are only of interest to the experimental chemist.
-
-A ton of coals will produce a chaldron of coke, twelve gallons of tar,
-ten gallons of ammoniacal liquor, and nearly ten thousand feet of gas.
-A consideration of these figures, with a due regard to what we have
-said as to the value of the various chemical products obtained by
-distillation, will enable our readers to understand why gas companies
-can shew such good balance-sheets. Much has been written as to the
-possible exhaustion, after one or two centuries, of the British
-coal-fields. This is a question upon which it is next to impossible
-to form any reliable opinion. Should the coal-supply actually fail,
-it is more than probable that as science is extended, a new source of
-light and heat may be developed. A cheap and ready means of producing
-electricity, as we have in a former article endeavoured to shew, would
-at once solve the problem, and it is within the bounds of reason that
-to this agency the future races of the earth will look for the two most
-common necessaries of existence.
-
-
-
-
-MALAPROPOS.
-
-
-Charles Dickens once wrote to a friend: ‘I have distinguished myself in
-two respects lately. I took a young lady unknown down to dinner, and
-talked to her about the Bishop of Durham’s nepotism in the matter of
-Mr Cheese. I found she was Mrs Cheese. And I expatiated to the member
-for Marylebone, Lord Fermoy—generally conceiving him to be an Irish
-member—on the contemptible character of the Marylebone constituency
-and Marylebone representatives.’ Two such mishaps in one evening were
-enough to reduce the most brilliant talker to the condition of the
-three ‘insides’ of the London-bound coach, who beguiled the tedium of
-the journey from Southampton by discussing the demerits of William
-Cobbett, until one of the party went so far as to assert that the
-object of their denunciations was a domestic tyrant, given to beating
-his wife; when, much to his dismay, the solitary lady passenger, who
-had hitherto sat a silent listener, remarked: ‘Pardon me, sir; a kinder
-husband and father never breathed; and I ought to know, for I am
-William Cobbett’s wife!’
-
-Mr Giles of Virginia and Judge Duval of Maryland, members of Congress
-during Washington’s administration, boarded at the house of a Mrs
-Gibbon, whose daughters were well on in years, and remarkable for
-talkativeness. When Jefferson became President, Duval was Comptroller
-of the Treasury, and Giles a senator. Meeting one day in Washington,
-they fell to chatting over old times, and the senator asked the
-Comptroller if he knew what had become of ‘that cackling old maid,
-Jenny Gibbon.’ ‘She is Mrs Duval, sir,’ was the unexpected reply.
-Giles did not attempt to mend matters, as a certain Mr Tuberville
-unwisely did. This unhappy blunderer resembled the Irish gentleman who
-complained that he could not open his mouth without putting his foot
-in it. Happening to observe to a fellow-guest at Dunraven Castle, that
-the lady who had sat at his right hand at dinner was the ugliest woman
-he had ever beheld; the person addressed expressed his regret that he
-should think his wife so ill-looking. ‘I have made a mistake,’ said the
-horrified Tuberville; ‘I meant the lady who sat on my left.’ ‘Well,
-sir, she is my sister,’ was the response to the well-intentioned fib;
-bringing from the desperate connoisseur of beauty the frank avowal: ‘It
-can’t be helped, sir, then; for if what you say be true, I confess I
-never saw such an ugly family in the course of my life!’
-
-An honest expression of opinion perhaps not so easily forgiven by the
-individual concerned, as that wrung from Mark Twain, who, standing
-right before a young lady in a Parisian public garden, cried out to
-his friend: ‘Dan, just look at this girl; how beautiful she is!’ to
-be rebuked by ‘this girl’ saying in excellent English: ‘I thank you
-more for the evident sincerity of the compliment, sir, than for the
-extraordinary publicity you have given it!’ Mark took a walk, but did
-not feel just comfortable for some time afterward.
-
-One of the humorist’s countrymen made a much more serious blunder.
-He was a married man. Going into the kitchen one day, a pair of soft
-hands were thrown over his eyes, a kiss was imprinted on his cheek.
-He returned the salute with interest, and as he gently disengaged
-the hands of his fair assailant, asked: ‘Mary, darling, where is the
-mistress?’ and found his answer in an indignant wife’s face. ‘Mary
-darling’ had gone out for the day, and the lady of the house intended
-by her affectionate greeting to give her lord a pleasant surprise.
-He got his surprise; whether he thought it a pleasant one he never
-divulged, but that kitchen knew Mary no more.
-
-A stout hearty-looking gentleman one day made his way from the
-dock-side at Plymouth to the deck of a man-of-war newly arrived from
-abroad, and desired to be shewn over the ship. Most of the officers
-were on shore, and the duty of playing cicerone devolved upon a young
-midshipman. He made the most of his opportunity, and to have a lark
-at the expense of the elderly gentleman as he shewed him round, he
-told him how the capstan was used to grind the ship’s coffee, the
-eighteen-ton guns for cooling the officers’ champagne, the main-yards
-for drying the Admiral’s Sunday shirts, and many other things not
-generally known. When the gentleman had seen all he wanted to see, he
-handed a card to his kind instructor, saying: ‘Young gentleman, you
-are a very smart youth indeed, and full of very curious information;
-and I trust that you will see there is no mistake in this card of mine
-finding its way to your captain.’ The middy glanced at the bit of
-pasteboard and read thereon the name ‘Ward Hunt;’ but before he could
-thoroughly realise the situation, the First Lord of the Admiralty, with
-a parting nod and pleasant smile, had gone.
-
-Another story, illustrating the awkward results that come of letting
-the tongue wag freely under a misapprehension regarding other folk’s
-identity, is told of a London tailor. An aristocratic customer noted
-for dressing in anything but aristocratic fashion, called to pay his
-bill. The tailor’s new manager, after receipting the account, handed
-it back with a sovereign, saying: ‘There’s a sovereign for yourself,
-and it’s your own fault it isn’t two. You don’t wear out your master’s
-clothes half quick enough. He ought to have had double the amount in
-the time; it would be worth your while to use a harder brush.’
-
-‘Well, I don’t know,’ said his lordship, smiling; ‘I think my brush is
-a pretty hard one too; his lordship complains of it anyhow.’
-
-‘Pooh! Hard! Not a bit of it! Now I’ll put you up to a dodge that’ll
-put many a pound in your pocket. You see this piece of wood—now that’s
-roughened on purpose. You take that, and give your master’s coat a good
-scrubbing with it about the elbows and shoulders every day; and give
-the trousers a touch about the knees, and it will be a good five pounds
-a year in your pocket. We shan’t forget you.’
-
-‘You are very kind,’ quoth the enlightened gentleman. ‘I will impart
-your instructions to my valet, though I fear while he remains in my
-service he will not be able to profit by them, as I shall not trouble
-you with my custom. I wish you good-day.’
-
-We read in Lord Eldon’s Journal: ‘The most awkward thing that ever
-occurred to me was this. Immediately after I was married I was
-appointed Deputy Professor of Law at Oxford, and the Law Professor sent
-me the first lecture, which I had to read immediately to the students,
-and which I began without knowing a single word that was in it. It was
-upon the statute applying to young men running away with maidens. Fancy
-me reading with about one hundred and fifty boys and young men all
-giggling at the Professor! Such a tittering audience no one ever had.’
-The comical coincidence may have been an accidental one; but as the Law
-Professor must, like the students, have known that his deputy ran away
-with his Bessie, the chances are against it. The great lawyer was fated
-to be reminded of the romantic episode of his life. A client whose
-daughter had been stolen from him, insisted upon the jury being told
-that a man who could run away with another man’s daughter was a rascal
-and a villain, and deserved to be hanged. ‘I cannot say that,’ said
-Scott. ‘And why not, Lawyer Scott—why not?’ inquired the irate father.
-‘Because I did it myself!’ was the unanswerable reply.
-
-After doing his office for a young couple, a clergyman was inveigled
-into proposing the health of bride and bridegroom at the wedding
-breakfast. He wound up a neat little speech by expressing the hope
-that the result of the union of the happy pair might prove strictly
-analogous to that of the bride’s honoured parents. The groom looked
-angry, the bride went into hysterics, the bridesmaids blushed and
-became interested in the pattern of the carpet, the master of the
-house blew his nose with extraordinary violence, and the speaker sat
-down wondering at the effect he had created; till his better-informed
-neighbour whispered that the lady was not the daughter of the host and
-hostess, but a niece who came to live with them when her mother and
-father were divorced.
-
-During Mr Gladstone’s Premiership, Sir George Pollock called one
-morning in Downing Street to thank the Prime-minister for making him
-governor of the Tower. A cabinet council had just assembled; but
-rather than keep the veteran waiting, Mr Gladstone invited him into
-the council-chamber and introduced him to his colleagues. Sir George
-entertained his new acquaintances with a tedious story about a nobleman
-who had been detected cheating at cards, ending his narration with:
-‘They turned him out of all the clubs he belonged to; even the Reform
-would have nothing more to say to him!’ A way of proving the enormity
-of the card-player’s offence that must have pleased his hearers
-amazingly, since all or nearly all of them were members of that famous
-Liberal club.
-
-The old governor sincerely meant what his words implied. Such is not
-always the case with utterers of malapropos things. When a note was
-handed to Dr Fletcher in his pulpit intimating that the presence of a
-medical gentleman, supposed to be in the church, was urgently required
-elsewhere, the preacher read the letter out, and as the doctor was
-making for the door, fervently ejaculated: ‘May the Lord have mercy
-on his patient!’ A Scotch minister exchanging pulpits with a friend
-one Sunday, was accosted after service by an old woman anxious to know
-what had become of her ‘ain minister.’ ‘Oh,’ said he, ‘he is with my
-people to-day.’ ‘Indeed, indeed,’ said the dame; ‘they’ll be getting
-a treat the day!’ As flattering a remark as that of the wife of a
-popular lecturer, who on her lord telling her he was going to lecture
-at Sheffield, exclaimed: ‘I’m so glad; I always hated those Sheffield
-people.’
-
-Epitaph writers sometimes display a talent for this kind of
-_double-entendre_. A couple of specimens will suffice. The first
-from Arbroath, running: ‘Here lie the bodies of John, William,
-Robert, and David Matthews, who all died in the hope of a glorious
-resurrection—excepting David.’ The other from an American
-burying-ground:
-
- Here lies the mother of children five;
- Two are dead and three are alive;
- The two that are dead preferring rather
- To die with their mother than live with their father.
-
-Although a high authority insists that the lunatic and the lover are of
-imagination all compact, it would not enter an ordinary lover’s head
-to tell his mistress that loving her was synonymous with madness, as
-Steele did when he wrote to his dear lovely Prue: ‘It is the hardest
-thing in the world to be in love and yet attend business. As for me,
-all who speak to me found me out, and I must lock myself up, or other
-people will do it for me;’ but fair Mistress Scurlock doubtless took
-the dubious flattery in as good part as the great animal painter took
-the king of Portugal’s odd greeting: ‘Ah, Sir Edwin, I am glad to see
-you; I’m so fond of beasts.’ An unpleasant way of putting the thing was
-innocently adopted by the New York car-driver, who, blissfully ignorant
-that his interlocutor was Mr Beecher, replied to that gentleman’s query
-whether he did not think it possible to dispense with running the cars
-all day on Sunday: ‘Yes, sir, I do; but there’s no hope for it so long
-as they keep that Beecher theatre open in Brooklyn; the cars have to
-run to accommodate that.’
-
-An American newspaper says: ‘The enthusiastic choir-master who adopted
-_Hold the Fort_ as a processional hymn, has been dismissed by the
-minister, who considered it personal when the choir burst forth:
-
- See the mighty host advancing,
- Satan leading on!
-
-A similar objection might have been raised to the Maine county
-commissioners quoting Watts’s lines:
-
- Ye sinners round, come view the ground
- Where you will shortly lie,
-
-when inviting certain lawyers to inspect the new court-house; although
-they had less reason to complain than Lord Kenyon and Justice Rooke,
-who while on circuit, came one Sunday to a little village just as the
-good folks were going to church; an example the two judges followed.
-Anxious to shew his appreciation of the unexpected honour, the parish
-clerk searched for a suitable psalm to sing before the service; and
-at the proper time gave out the first two verses of the fifty-eighth
-psalm, and the congregation sang:
-
- Speak, O ye judges of the earth,
- If just your sentence be;
- Or must not innocence appeal
- To heaven from your decree.
- Your wicked hearts and judgments are
- Alike by malice swayed;
- Your griping hands, by mighty bribes,
- To violence betrayed.
-
-Here the congregation awoke to the meaning of what they were singing,
-and left the clerk and the children to offend the ears of the legal
-dignitaries with:
-
- To virtue, strangers from the womb,
- Their infant steps went wrong;
- They prattled slander, and in lies
- Employed their lisping tongue.
- No serpent of parched Afric’s breed
- Does ranker poison bear;
- The drowsy adder will as soon
- Unlock his sullen ear.
-
-The performance unlocked the tongues of the astonished judges at any
-rate; and the churchwardens had some difficulty in convincing them that
-the apparent insult arose out of the stupidity of the well-meaning
-clerk.
-
-
-
-
-THEODOR MINTROP.
-
-
-‘The poor world is almost six thousand years old, and in all this time
-there was not any man died in his own person, namely, in a love-cause.’
-
-I cannot help recalling Rosalind’s words as I look at the photograph
-before me; the history of its original so completely disproves her
-saucy speech. In my hand I hold the likeness of a man of forty or
-thereabouts, with a noble square forehead arching above deep thoughtful
-eyes, a large beardless face surrounded by a heavy growth of long hair,
-and a thickset form denoting great personal strength. A superficial
-observer might call the homely portrait commonplace, and turn to
-gaze on the more aristocratic faces of his fellow-artists in the
-photographic album; but a careful scrutiny of the coarse irregular
-features and the broad brow impresses one with the feeling that this
-was no ordinary man; that a spirit dwelt within these steady eyes
-purer and mightier than usually falls to the lot of mortal man. But
-the closest inspection would still leave much untold. The indomitable
-energy, the heaven-sent genius, may be traced in his strong features
-and deep eyes; but the exquisite sensibility, the single-heartedness,
-the uncomplaining patience, would never be guessed.
-
-But a short time has elapsed since he was one of us, and his story is
-still ringing in the hearts of his countrymen—a story so pathetic in
-its poverty and its triumph, so touching in its untimely close.
-
-Theodor Mintrop, the original of the photograph, was born near
-the village of Werden in Westphalia. From his childhood he had an
-uncontrollable desire to draw, which brought nothing but censure from
-his elders, substantial _bauers_ and petty farmers, who considered
-drawing an unpardonable waste of time. But the talent was not to be
-crushed out. In spite of opposition and discouragement, in spite
-of his daily hard work on his father’s farm, he practised his art
-whenever he had an opportunity; at first sketching rough outlines on
-whitewashed walls, and when he could afford it, buying pencils and
-paper. In time his fame as an artist spread among the simple peasantry,
-and even beyond his own limited circle. ‘The country Raphael,’ he was
-popularly called; and made a little money occasionally by painting
-signs for country inns, and pictures of the Virgin and Child for the
-Catholics. All this time he wrought in the fields at a labourer’s usual
-avocations; and it was a hard horny hand that in his leisure moments
-wielded the pencil with such surprising genius. He was waiting—waiting
-patiently till the tide would turn—waiting till the time would come
-when he could study his art and devote himself wholly to it. And thus
-he might have spent his entire life, his genius, like an imprisoned
-bird, hemmed in by sordid cares and toils, if one of these strange
-coincidences that so often bring the unexpected, had not occurred.
-
-A celebrated artist, seeing some of Mintrop’s drawings, was so struck
-by their merit, that he immediately set out for Werden, found Mintrop
-at the plough, and carried him back to his house in Düsseldorf,
-offering him every facility for studying thoroughly his beloved art.
-
-The opportunity had come; but how long the country Raphael had waited
-for it! Thirty years had he repressed his ambition, and performed
-the duties of farm-labourer for his father and brother. No wonder a
-sad weariness can be traced on his features. In Düsseldorf, Mintrop
-went through the regular course of instruction, beginning at the very
-lowest class, where he, a man of thirty, sat on the same bench with
-young lads; but his great genius and intense application soon carried
-him through the class-rooms. His art had an amount of originality
-and freshness that seemed to breathe of his free country life at
-Werden. From his boyhood a great lover of fairy tales, there was a
-strain of grotesqueness in his works. His father, a man of an original
-turn of mind, had fostered his passion for the weird homely legends
-of the German peasantry; and to Theodor, in his imaginative youth,
-_kobolds_ had peeped out of the earth, _nixies_ had sung in the
-rivers. The fame of the country Raphael soon spread in Düsseldorf;
-art critics acknowledged his wonderful genius, and vied with one
-another in pointing out the grand simplicity and admirable power of
-his compositions. How did the untrained peasant, fresh from his rural
-life, bear all this homage? Simply and meekly. With reverence he
-regarded the wonderful new life around him, so much more polished,
-so much pleasanter than his old one; but the dignity of his art and
-his own self-respect saved him from being overborne by it. But no one
-guessed that under his homely and somewhat uncouth exterior such an
-appreciation for all that was fair and good in life existed, as the
-sequel of his life proved.
-
-Behold him now at perhaps the zenith of his career; having attained the
-object of his desires, an artistic education; having in a few short
-years established a fame that many academical pupils of many years’
-standing had failed to win; surrounded by many friends, living in the
-home-circle of his first patron and dearest friend in that pleasant
-city on the Rhine. His future lay fair and unclouded before him,
-leading him on from triumph to still greater triumph. But inscrutable
-are the ways of Providence; God’s ways are not man’s ways; and the tree
-that promised such glorious fruit was never to reach maturity.
-
-To the house of Geselschap (the name of the artist who had befriended
-Mintrop, and in whose house he lived) came one fine summer a young
-lady-friend. In the free unrestrained home society, Mintrop had much
-opportunity of becoming intimately acquainted with this young girl.
-He had been learning much of life as well as art since he came to
-Düsseldorf; but women in a higher rank than the peasants he had for
-thirty years been familiar with, were ever an object of peculiar
-interest and intense admiration to him; and the grace and amiability
-of this stranger soon made a powerful impression on him. For a whole
-long happy summer this fair young creature lived under the same
-roof with him, and treated the grave shy man with the playfulness
-and friendliness of a sister, wholly unaware of the passion she had
-unwittingly kindled. In short he, the hard-working country Raphael,
-engrossed in his art, which he pursued for itself, not for money
-(about which he was one of the most careless of mortals)—he, the rough
-Westphalian peasant, with hard hands and uncouth figure, had learned
-to love this gentle maiden, with all the strength of his noble patient
-heart.
-
-That long happy summer passed, and the young lady returned to her
-friends. Shortly after, the announcement of her engagement to be
-married reached Düsseldorf, piercing the true heart that loved her so
-well. To commemorate her marriage, Mintrop composed a wonderful series
-of pictures, that will always link her name to his.
-
-The ‘Love of King Heinzelmann’ they were called; seventy scenes in all,
-in which he, in the guise of King Heinzelmann, following his beloved
-Johanna through every incident in daily life, protects and helps her
-as he would fain have done in reality. True to the traditions of his
-youth, numbers of quaint dwarfs with long beards, pointed caps, and
-trunk-hose, attend on the commands of their king; who is himself a
-strange weird vision with a wizened face, pointed cap, and magic wand,
-tipped by a burning eye. In a burgher household, these droll figures
-sweep and wash, bake and brew, throwing themselves into many strange
-contortions, in the service of Anna; the king ever with them, looking
-sadder and sadder; for as time goes on, a stranger from America falls
-in love with Johanna and carries her away across the sea. The poor
-gnome-king loves in vain; and when the day comes that Johanna and her
-lover sail away, he and his dwarfs stand sadly on the shore (for they
-may not cross the sea) watching the vessel till it fades from sight.
-
-The fantastic legend is imbued with a strange humanity; and the ugly
-figure of the gnome-king touches our inmost sensibility with a thrill
-of pathos. Such was the love of Mintrop—intense, undying, and hopeless!
-Some things are almost too sad to bear speaking of, and the waste of
-affection that goes on in this world is one of them. Doubtless there
-were many girls in Düsseldorf equal to Johanna in every respect; but
-for Mintrop she was the only one, and yet she was another’s.
-
-Three years had passed since Mintrop worked his love into his
-art—throwing but a thin veil of grotesqueness over his real feelings;
-and Johanna returned from afar with her husband. They settled in
-Westphalia; and Johanna, moved by the memories of old days, proposed
-that Mintrop should be godfather to their infant daughter. Three years
-were gone, and Mintrop thought he had conquered his hopeless love; but
-yet the request startles him, and he requires to struggle for composure
-before he can determine whether he shall agree to it or not. He goes,
-finds the comfortable home where his lost love resides, meets her and
-her husband and the various guests present at the ceremony. The priest
-comes, and the little soft baby is placed in his arms. He looks at his
-sleeping god-daughter as he somewhat awkwardly receives her, and the
-child slowly opens her large eyes, so like her mother’s. A thrill runs
-through Mintrop’s veins; all the old feelings, the old hopes and fears,
-rush through his mind with a force too cruel to be borne. He hastily
-places the child in its mother’s arms, and hurries away from the scene.
-
-Not long after, and Mintrop is dying. Some physical cause, the doctor
-assigns; but his friends know well what it is. His patient loving heart
-has borne too much. The intensity of his feelings has snapped the cord
-of life. As his breath leaves him, he thinks of his other love, his
-Art, and he sighs: ‘Would I might live long enough to finish my work;
-otherwise, I am ready to die!’ And thus the brave gentle spirit went
-forth to meet its Maker, regretting only that the promise of its youth
-was not fulfilled—the work not yet completed. Alas, alas, for human
-love, for human hopes and wishes! My eyes are wet as I trace these
-concluding lines; and the face in the photograph is hallowed by a
-strange sad interest.
-
-Theodor Mintrop died at Düsseldorf in July 1870; and his sad story,
-as given above, speedily found its way into the German newspapers. In
-autumn 1871, a bronze bust erected to his memory was unveiled in the
-presence of thousands of spectators; and the poet Emil Rittershaus
-composed and recited a beautiful poem—a requiem to one who died of a
-broken heart.
-
-
-
-
-THE MONTH:
-
-SCIENCE AND ARTS.
-
-
-The rumour mentioned in our last _Month_ has been verified, and we
-now know that hydrogen and nitrogen have yielded to the power of the
-physicist, and that there is no longer, in our part of the universe,
-any such thing as a permanent gas. After Pictet in Geneva had led
-the way by liquefying oxygen, Cailletet followed in Paris with the
-other two; but Pictet has since gone farther, and has obtained liquid
-hydrogen in considerable quantity, and has produced solid particles of
-oxygen. In communicating these facts to a scientific body in Paris,
-Mr Dumas, the eminent chemist, stated to his hearers they might take
-it for granted that in swallowing a glass of water they were really
-drinking a metallic oxide.
-
-Dr Angus Smith says in a paper ‘On the Examination of Air,’ read before
-the Royal Society, that there ought to be observatories for Chemical
-Climatology and Meteorology, in which the air should be systematically
-examined, ‘so as to obtain decidedly those bodies which have from the
-earliest times been supposed to exist in it, bringing with them, on
-certain occasions, the worst results.’ But the process of examination,
-as at present carried on, is slow and troublesome; when a sure and easy
-way is found, then its adoption may become general. Dr Angus Smith is
-perhaps the first who has taken the subject in hand from this point of
-view. ‘It is the more interesting,’ he remarks, ‘as he has sufficiently
-shewn that in the places examined, the organic ammonia has been in
-intimate relation with the gross death-rate.... It may be true that
-oxygen is the prime mover—producing in man animal life—a favourite
-idea for a chemist; but it may also be true that minute organisms
-cause a peculiar class of decomposition connected with mental or other
-activity, diseased or otherwise.’
-
-Before the telephone has ceased to be a scientific novelty, America
-sends us news of another novelty called a phonograph. This instrument,
-the invention of Mr T. A. Edison, makes sound visible, and records it
-in a permanent form. You speak into a tube, and while doing so you
-work a handle which causes a cylinder to revolve; the sound of the
-voice causes a thin disk or diaphragm of metal to vibrate, as in the
-telephone; the vibrations actuate a steel point which, as it advances
-and recedes, makes impressions more or less deep in a band of tinfoil
-wound round the cylinder, and this band of tinfoil becomes the record
-of what has been spoken. Now comes the wonderful part of the process;
-for we are told that if the tinfoil so indented be applied to another
-instrument, called the ‘transmitter,’ consisting of a hollow tube with
-a paper diaphragm, then the original sounds will be reproduced, though
-with somewhat of a metallic tone. Turn the handle of the cylinder and
-you may have repetitions of the discourse until, in fact, the tinfoil
-is quite worn out. Casts of the indented tinfoil may, it is said, be
-taken in plaster of Paris, so that copies of spoken words could be sent
-to as many persons as may be desired.
-
-This invention seems too questionable to allow of any one, even the
-inventor, forming an opinion as to its practical value. Fanciful
-conjectures may of course be made. A fugitive swindler, for example,
-may be arrested in a foreign city, and held fast until a foil of
-evidence spoken by one of his confederates might be sent out to convict
-him. Or a hardy young sheep-farmer in Australia might sing into his
-tube, puncturing his song on the sheet of foil, fold it neatly up, and
-send the graven song home to the girl he left behind him; and she, by
-applying the sheet to her own phonograph might, by proper manipulation,
-hear the tender ditty as often as she pleased.
-
-While waiting for further developments, we venture to suggest that what
-is wanted by numbers of intellectual people who find the mechanical
-action of writing slow and irksome, is, some kind of ‘graphy’ which
-will enable them at once to print their thoughts on paper without aid
-from pen or fingers.
-
-Some months ago we mentioned the little torpedo boat _Lightning_, and
-her swift steaming, nineteen knots an hour. Her length is eighty-four
-feet, her width ten feet ten inches: and now we hear that fifteen
-similar vessels are to be built, and that the builders promise a speed
-of twenty-five knots. Experiments have been made which prove that
-swiftness is an element of safety, for on firing a rifle-bullet through
-the bottom it was found that the water did not enter. In future it is
-thought that torpedoes will play an important part in naval warfare;
-and as has already been mentioned in recent papers in this _Journal_, a
-School has been established at Portsmouth in which their use is taught
-theoretically and practically. A further improvement is whispered in
-certain quarters—a torpedo boat which shall carry on her evolutions
-under water, and hook on torpedoes to the bottom of an enemy’s ship
-without being discovered. Are we about to see in this a realisation
-of what has long been a dream among speculative inventors? Is naval
-warfare, from its hopelessly fatal nature to those engaged, to become
-an impossibility?
-
-Communications addressed to the Société d’Encouragement pour
-l’Industrie Nationale, Paris, describe a method for preventing the
-deposit of soot in chimneys; but as yet no details are published: also
-an apparatus for stopping runaway horses (in harness), by completely
-closing the winkers; and a way to deaden the blows of a hammer moved
-by machinery. In this case, the anvil is supported on a float in
-a reservoir of water. Another subject is a tramway car in which
-compressed air is the motive-power, as proved during some months on
-the line between Courbevoie and Puteaux, and the Round Point in the
-Champs-Elysées. This car has room for thirty passengers, is served by
-a conductor, and a mechanician who has entire charge of the machinery,
-which with a number of iron tubes is all placed between the wheels,
-under the floor, where it occasions no inconvenience to any one. A
-powerful air-pump at the starting station, forces air enough into the
-iron tubes for the journey to and fro, and the car travels smoothly and
-without noise or smoke, and can be stopped and started more readily
-than a horse-car. Mr Mékarski, the inventor of this car, has been
-thanked by the Société for having solved the problem of a locomotive
-which can be used with safety in crowded streets. Of course there are
-appliances for regulating the pressure of the air, and for preventing
-the deposit of hoar-frost in the tubes, consequent on rapid expansion
-of air; but for a description of these and other particulars we must
-refer to the _Bulletin_ published by the Society.
-
-Mr Coret has invented what he calls a self-acting thermo-signal which
-by ringing a bell makes known to all within hearing when an axle or any
-other part of an engine is over-heated. It is a small brass cylinder,
-containing a system of flexible metal disks, and a dilatable liquid,
-which is to be fixed to the part liable to over-heating. While all
-goes well the instrument makes no sign; but as the temperature rises
-the liquid dilates, forces out a small metal pin at the end of the
-cylinder, which, as the wheel revolves, strikes a bell, and thereby
-warns the attendants. Thus the necessity for constantly watching an
-indicator is avoided.
-
-Other subjects brought before the same Society are—A description of
-a chimney which does not occasion loss of heat, by Mr Toulet, 38
-Avenue de l’Observatoire, Paris—Specimens of harmless colours which
-may be used with varnish, oil, or water, and are described as durable
-and remarkably brilliant. They are available for many purposes of
-decoration, but are specially intended, as they contain no poisonous
-element, for the colouring of children’s toys. These new colours
-are derived from the substances known to chemists as eosin and
-fluorescin—And certain manufacturers who have carefully studied the
-material give an account of the capabilities of jute, from which we
-gather that by proper preparation of the yarns, remarkable effects of
-colour, of mottling, of light and shade, and also a velvety appearance
-can be produced. The process is described as very simple and moderate
-in cost; so that applications of jute to decorative purposes hitherto
-not thought of may ere long become available.
-
-It has been found by experiment that aniline black can be made to yield
-different colours: treated in one way it is a light violet, in another
-way it is a bluish pink, and in a third way it becomes blue.
-
-Pure butter, as is stated in the _Journal_ of the Chemical Society,
-contains from ninety to ninety-eight per cent. of pure butter fat and
-a small quantity of water. Its colour should be from yellowish white
-to reddish yellow, but this depends on the kind of fodder given to
-the cows, and may be produced by means of beetroot or other plants
-possessed of colouring properties. The colouring matter may be detected
-by treating the butter with strong alcohol. The melting-point of pure
-butter is from thirty to thirty-seven degrees, while artificial butter
-melts at from twenty-seven to thirty-one degrees. Substances used to
-increase the bulk and weight of butter are chalk, gypsum, oxide of
-zinc, starch, and so forth. These neither improve its flavour nor
-its wholesomeness. The agreeable smell of pure butter, with a slight
-suggestion of milk, is not easy to imitate by artificial means.
-
-Now that chemists can avail themselves of the spectroscope in their
-researches, falsifications have but little chance of escaping
-detection. We learn from the same _Journal_ that the colouring
-matters generally used in the adulteration of wine are—fuchsine, the
-preparations termed caramels, ammoniacal cochineal, sulphindigotic
-acid, logwood, the lichen reds, rosaniline, bilberries, cherries,
-mallows, and the berries of the privet. Most if not all of these
-matters can be precipitated by chemical treatment, or they may be
-detected by dialysis. If a cube of gelatine less than an inch square
-be placed in the wine under experiment, it will be found, after
-twenty-four or forty-eight hours, stained all through, if artificial
-colouring matters are present; but if the wine is quite pure, then
-the natural colouring matter will not have penetrated deeper into
-the gelatine than one-eighth of an inch. It is worth notice that the
-natural colour soaks in slowly; the artificial colour quickly.
-
-The _Comptes Rendus_ of the Académie des Sciences, Paris, give an
-account of a patient who, through entire closure of the esophagus or
-gullet, could get neither food nor liquid into his stomach, and had
-to undergo the operation of gastrotomy. Through the opening thus made
-the operator passed different substances and took note of the time
-they remained in the stomach. Starch, fat, and flesh disappear in
-from three to four hours; milk is digested in an hour and a half or
-two hours, and alcohol and water are absorbed in from thirty-five to
-forty-five minutes. One day a small quantity of pure gastric juice was
-taken from the stomach for experiment: it is described as colourless,
-viscid, yet easily filterable, having little odour, and not putrefying
-spontaneously. The acidity of the gastric juice varies but slightly
-whether mixed with food or not, the mean being 1.7 gram of hydrochloric
-acid to one thousand grams of liquid. ‘The quantity of liquid,’ we
-are informed, ‘found in the stomach has no influence on its acidity;
-the latter is almost invariable whether the stomach be nearly empty
-or very full. Wine and alcohol increase the acidity, while cane-sugar
-diminishes it. If acid or alkaline liquids are injected into the
-stomach, the gastric juice reassumes its normal acidity in about one
-hour. It is more acid during digestion than when digestion is not going
-on, and the acidity increases towards the end of the process. Since the
-stomach is generally empty at the end of four hours, and hunger does
-not supervene till about six hours after a meal, it would seem that
-hunger does not result solely from emptiness of the stomach.’ This last
-remark is not in accordance with the opinions of other physiologists;
-but we venture to suggest that in common with the limbs, the stomach
-needs rest, and finds it in the two hours of quiet above mentioned. We
-would further remark, that the theory that sugar does not create acid
-in the stomach is contrary to all ordinary medical teaching, and even
-of daily experience.
-
-A surgeon in a provincial town in Scotland has achieved a remarkable
-operation. He cut out from the neck of a patient a diseased portion of
-the larynx, and inserted an artificial larynx through which the man can
-speak articulately. This is one of the triumphs of surgery.
-
-We mentioned some time ago that certain practitioners in the United
-States had succeeded in removing tumours by the application of a
-current of electricity. Recently the same method has been employed,
-and with the same success, for the removal of those blemishes from the
-skin popularly described as ‘port-wine stains,’ and other excrescences.
-Care is required in regulating the strength and duration of the current
-according to the nature of the case; if this be insured, the operation
-can hardly fail of a successful result. Particulars of cases and their
-treatment are published in the _New York Medical Journal_.
-
-Pursuing his contributions to meteorology, Professor Loomis of Yale
-College, Newhaven, U.S., finds that the areas of rainfall in the
-United States generally assume an oval form, and the oval is not
-unfrequently a thousand miles long and five hundred broad. He finds
-too that falls of rain often have great influence in checking the
-progress of a storm; and that they appear to be subject to some law
-of duration. For example, some rains last eight hours, some sixteen,
-some twenty-four; but beyond twenty-four hours the instances are very
-rare. ‘This fact,’ he remarks, ‘seems to indicate that the causes which
-produce rain, instead of deriving increased force from the rainfall,
-rapidly expend themselves and become exhausted. It cannot be explained
-by supposing that the vapour of the air has all been precipitated,
-because these cases chiefly occur near the Atlantic coast, where the
-supply of vapour is inexhaustible. Is there not here an indication that
-the forces which impart that movement to the air which is requisite
-to a precipitation of its vapour, become exhausted after a few hours’
-exercise?’ By further research it is found that during the six months
-from November to April, violent winds are more than five times as
-frequent as during the other six months of the year; and that they come
-from a northern quarter two-and-a-half times more frequently than from
-a southern quarter. Though Professor Loomis’ observations apply to the
-climate of America, they may be considered with advantage by our own
-meteorologists.
-
-The President of the Institution of Civil Engineers in his inaugural
-address took occasion to say, as evidence of the advantages which
-accrue to a country through the labours of the civil engineer, that the
-sum authorised to be expended on British railways up to the end of 1876
-amounted to seven hundred and forty-two millions; a sum pretty nearly
-as large as our huge national debt. And from this Mr J. F. Bateman
-argued, that as in engineering special qualifications, and some of a
-high order, were required, it would be well if advantage were taken of
-the numerous public schools in which instruction bearing on engineering
-is given, whereby young men would have at least some qualification on
-entering the profession. At the same time it would be a mistake to
-regard that training as other than preparatory and incomplete. It is
-by actual outdoor work only, that a man can become an engineer; and
-engineering work is not to be found at school or college.
-
-Mr Bateman—who by the way will long be remembered for his water-supply
-of Glasgow—instead of travelling over many topics, confined himself
-to the great and important question of rainfall and water-supply for
-the whole kingdom, with a view to proper economy. It is a question
-which becomes more and more important with the increase of population
-and consequent multiplication of machinery. When the Metropolitan
-Board of Works are about to ask parliament for leave to undertake the
-water-supply of London, the proportions of the question may be assumed
-to be at their largest; and storage of rainfall and of flood-waters,
-prevention of pollution, and the best way of obtaining absolutely pure
-water, together with other topics, will have to be treated with serious
-consideration.
-
-
-
-
-SPRING.
-
-
- Oft let me wander hand in hand with Thought
- In woodland paths and lone sequestered shades,
- What time the sunny banks and mossy glades
- With dewy wreaths of early violets wrought,
- Into the air their fragrant incense fling,
- To greet the triumph of the youthful Spring.
- Lo! where she comes! ’scaped from the icy lair
- Of hoary Winter; wanton free and fair!
- Now smile the heavens again upon the earth,
- Bright hill and bosky dell resound with mirth,
- And voices full of laughter and wild glee
- Shout through the air, pregnant with harmony,
- And wake poor sobbing Echo, who replies
- With sleeping voice that softly, slowly dies.
-
-
-
-
-ERRATUM.
-
-
-[The verses which appeared in last month’s issue, entitled _The
-Well-known Spot_, were signed by mistake ASTLEY H. BALDWIN instead of
-F. G. ELLIOTT. We take this opportunity of rectifying the error.]
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