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-Title: A Journey Round My Room
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-Author: Xavier de Maistre
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-Translator: Henry Attwell
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- A JOURNEY ROUND MY ROOM.
-
- [Illustration]
-
-
-
-
- A JOURNEY
-
- ROUND MY ROOM
-
- BY XAVIER DE MAISTRE
-
- TRANSLATED FROM THE FRENCH WITH A NOTICE
-
- OF THE AUTHOR’S LIFE
-
- BY H. A.
-
- [Illustration]
-
-
- LONDON
-
- LONGMANS, GREEN, READER, AND DYER.
-
- 1871
-
- H. O. HOUGHTON AND CO., PRINTERS, RIVERSIDE PRESS,
- CAMBRIDGE.
-
-
- TO
-
- S. A.
-
- H. A.
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE.
-
-
-The author of the “Voyage autour de ma Chambre” was the younger brother
-of Count Joseph de Maistre, a well-known writer upon political and
-philosophical subjects. Chambéry was the place of their birth, but their
-family was of French origin. Both brothers were officers in the
-Sardinian army; and when Savoy was conquered by the French, Xavier de
-Maistre sought an asylum in Saint Petersburg, where his brother resided
-in the capacity of envoy from the court of Sardinia. Xavier entered the
-Russian army, distinguished himself in the war against Persia, and
-attained the rank of major-general.
-
-Our interest in the “Voyage” is heightened by our knowledge that it was
-actually written during De Maistre’s forty-two days’ arrest at Turin,
-referred to in the third chapter. He sent the manuscript, which he
-regarded as a mere playful effort of his imagination, for his brother’s
-perusal. Joseph was pleased with the book; and Xavier, who had an almost
-filial affection for his brother, was soon afterwards agreeably
-surprised by receiving, in place of his manuscript, the “Voyage” in
-print.
-
-This success encouraged him to begin a sequel to the “Voyage.” Joseph,
-however, disapproved of this new attempt. The “Expédition Nocturne” was,
-notwithstanding, finished, and was published some years later.
-
-Xavier de Maistre’s next production (1811) was “Le Lépreux de la Cité
-d’Aoste,” a very touching and gracefully written narrative. It occupies
-but a few pages; and, as it is to be found in almost every good
-anthology of French literature, is perhaps the best known of our
-author’s works.
-
-His other books are “Les Prisonniers du Caucase” (1815) and “La Jeune
-Sibérienne,” both of them charming works, containing faithful pictures
-of domestic scenes with which we are little familiar through other
-sources.
-
-From his childhood Xavier de Maistre was devoted to painting. He
-deservedly gained considerable reputation as a painter of miniature
-portraits and landscapes.
-
-Nor did he neglect science while devoting himself to art and
-literature. He applied himself so successfully to the study of chemistry
-that he was able to communicate several valuable “Mémoires” to the
-Academy of Turin, of which he was a member.
-
-Xavier de Maistre died (1852) at an advanced age in his adopted country,
-where he had married, and which he only quitted once, for a brief
-season.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Some apology for publishing this translation is perhaps necessary.
-
-Although in France the “Voyage” retains the high esteem in which it has
-been held for half a century, it is hardly known in England, except by
-those who are familiar with the French language and literature.
-
-During the last twenty years the proportion of educated persons in this
-country who are unable to enjoy a French book in the original has
-greatly decreased. Still, there are some to whom a translation of this
-delightful work may be acceptable.
-
-To them I offer the pleasant labor of a few leisure hours; but not
-without assuring them that, in endeavoring to reproduce faithfully the
-author’s ideas, I have felt at every paragraph how true it is that “_le
-style ne se traduit pas_,”--“style is untranslatable.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The _headings_ of the chapters are not De Maistre’s. They appear in
-Tardieu’s pretty little edition of the “Voyage.” The miniatures, by M.
-Veyssier, are from the same source.
-
-H. A.
-
-Barnes, Surrey.
-
- _Autumn, 1871._
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS.
-
-
-CHAPTER PAGE
-
-PREFACE iii
-
-I. A BOOK OF DISCOVERIES (_Vignette._) 1
-
-II. EULOGY OF THE JOURNEY 4
-
-III. LAWS AND CUSTOMS 7
-
-IV. LATITUDE AND TOPOGRAPHY 11
-
-V. THE BED 14
-
-VI. FOR METAPHYSICIANS 17
-
-VII. THE SOUL 21
-
-VIII. THE ANIMAL 24
-
-IX. PHILOSOPHY 26
-
-X. THE PORTRAIT 29
-
-XI. ROSE AND WHITE 33
-
-XII. THE HILLOCK (_Vignette_.) 36
-
-XIII. A HALT 37
-
-XIV. JOANNETTI 38
-
-XV. A DIFFICULTY 42
-
-XVI. SOLUTION (_Vignette_) 45
-
-XVII. ROSE 49
-
-XVIII. RESERVE 52
-
-XIX. A TEAR 54
-
-XX. ALBERT AND CHARLOTTE 57
-
-XXI. A FRIEND (_Vignette_) 59
-
-XXII. JENNY 64
-
-XXIII. THE PICTURE GALLERY 66
-
-XXIV. PAINTING AND MUSIC 69
-
-XXV. AN OBJECTION 72
-
-XXVI. RAPHAEL 75
-
-XXVII. A PERFECT PICTURE 78
-
-XXVIII. THE UPSET CARRIAGE 81
-
-XXIX. MISFORTUNE 87
-
-XXX. CHARITY 91
-
-XXXI. INVENTORY 93
-
-XXXII. MISANTHROPY 95
-
-XXXIII. CONSOLATION 98
-
-XXXIV. CORRESPONDENCE 99
-
-XXXV. THE WITHERED ROSE (_Vignette_) 104
-
-XXXVI. THE LIBRARY 109
-
-XXXVII. ANOTHER WORLD 113
-
-XXXVIII. THE BUST 118
-
-XXXIX. A DIALOGUE 121
-
-XL. IMAGINATION 129
-
-XLI. THE TRAVELLING-COAT 132
-
-XLII. ASPASIA’S BUSKIN (_Vignette_) 137
-
-LIBERTY 150
-
-Circumstances beyond my control prevented my seeing any proof of these
-pages. Such Latinized forms as _behavior_ and _favor_; the misplaced
-hyphen on the first line of page 25; the double _l_ in _skilful_ (p.
-138, last line but one); and the frequent suppression of the former of
-two parenthetical commas (as before I, p. 19, l. 18),--these are the few
-deviations from my manuscript for which the printer is responsible.
-
-The reader will oblige by substituting _comfortable_ for _agreeable_ on
-page 38 line 3, _sweet_ for _lovely_ on page 68 line 4, and
-_ignoramuses_ for _ignorant_ on page 78 line 12.
-
-H. A.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
-WEYSSIER D. GUILLAUME, S.
-]
-
-
-
-
-I.
-
-_A Book of Discoveries._
-
-
-What more glorious than to open for one’s self a new career,--to appear
-suddenly before the learned world with a book of discoveries in one’s
-hand, like an unlooked-for comet blazing in the empyrean!
-
-No longer will I keep my book in obscurity. Behold it, gentlemen; read
-it! I have undertaken and performed a forty-two days’ journey round my
-room. The interesting observations I have made, and the constant
-pleasure I have experienced all along the road, made me wish to publish
-my travels; the certainty of being useful decided the matter. And when
-I think of the number of unhappy ones to whom I offer a never failing
-resource for weary moments, and a balm for the ills they suffer, my
-heart is filled with inexpressible satisfaction. The pleasure to be
-found in travelling round one’s room is sheltered from the restless
-jealousy of men, and is independent of Fortune.
-
-Surely there is no being so miserable as to be without a retreat to
-which he can withdraw and hide himself from the world. Such a
-hiding-place will contain all the preparations our journey requires.
-
-Every man of sense will, I am sure, adopt my system, whatever may be his
-peculiar character or temperament. Be he miserly or prodigal, rich or
-poor, young or old, born beneath the torrid zone or near the poles, he
-may travel with me. Among the immense family of men who throng the
-earth, there is not one, no, not one (I mean of those who inhabit
-rooms), who, after reading this book can refuse his approbation of the
-new mode of travelling I introduce into the world.
-
-
-
-
-II.
-
-_Eulogy of the Journey._
-
-
-I might fairly begin the eulogium of my journey by saying it has cost me
-nothing. This point merits attention. It will gain for it the praise and
-welcome of people of moderate means. And not of these only: there is
-another class with whom its success will, on this account, be even more
-certain. “And who are they?” you ask. Why, the rich, to be sure. And
-then, again, what a comfort the new mode of travelling will be to the
-sick; they need not fear bleak winds or change of weather. And what a
-thing, too, it will be for cowards; they will be safe from pitfalls or
-quagmires. Thousands who hitherto did not dare, others who were not
-able, and others to whom it never occurred to think of such a thing as
-going on a journey, will make up their minds to follow my example.
-Surely, the idlest person will not hesitate to set out with me on a
-pleasure jaunt which will cost him neither trouble nor money. Come then,
-let us start! Follow me, all ye whom the “pangs of despised love” or the
-slights of friends keep within doors,--follow me far from the meannesses
-and unkindnesses of men. Be ye unhappy, sick, or weary, follow me. Ye
-idle ones, arouse ye, one and all. And ye who brood over gloomy projects
-of reform and retreat, on account of some infidelity,--amiable
-anchorites of an evening’s duration, who renounce the world for your
-boudoir,--come, and be led by me to banish these dark thoughts; you lose
-a moment’s pleasure without gaining a moment’s wisdom! Deign to
-accompany me on my journey. We will jog cheerfully and by easy stages
-along the road of travellers who have seen both Rome and Paris. No
-obstacle shall hinder our way; and giving ourselves up gaily to
-Imagination, we will follow her whithersoever it may be her good
-pleasure to lead us.
-
-
-
-
-III.
-
-_Laws and Customs._
-
-
-How many inquisitive people there are in the world! I am sure my reader
-wants to know why the journey round my room has lasted forty-two days
-rather than forty-three, or any other number. But how am I to tell him
-what I do not know myself? All I can say is, that if the work is too
-long for him, it is not my fault that it was not shorter. I dismiss all
-the pride a traveller may fairly indulge in, and candidly declare I
-should have been well contented, for my part, with a single chapter. It
-is quite true that I made myself as comfortable as possible in my room;
-but still, alas, I was not my own master in the matter of leaving it.
-Nay, more, I even think that had it not been for the intervention of
-certain powerful persons who interested themselves in me, and towards
-whom I entertain a lively sense of gratitude, I should have had ample
-time for producing a folio volume; so prejudiced in my favor were the
-guardians who made me travel round my room.
-
-And yet, intelligent reader, see how wrong these men were; and
-understand clearly, if you can, the argument I am about to put before
-you.
-
-Can there be anything more natural or more just than to draw your sword
-upon a man who happens to tread on your toe, who lets slip a bitter word
-during a moment’s vexation caused by your own thoughtlessness, or who
-has had the misfortune to gain favor in the sight of your lady-love?
-
-Under such or like circumstances, you betake yourself to a meadow, and
-there, like Nicole and the “Bourgeois Gentilhomme,” you try to give the
-fourth cut while your adversary parries tierce; and, that vengeance may
-be fully satisfied, you present your naked breast to him, thus running
-the risk of being killed by your enemy, in order to be avenged.
-
-It is evident that such a custom is most reasonable. And yet, we
-sometimes meet with people who disapprove of so praiseworthy a course.
-But what is about of a piece with the rest of the business is, that the
-very persons who condemn the course we have described, and who would
-have it regarded as a grave error, would judge still more harshly any
-one who refused to commit it. More than one unlucky wight has, by
-endeavoring to conform to their opinion, lost his reputation and his
-livelihood. So that, when people are so unfortunate as to have an affair
-of honor to settle, it would not be a bad plan to cast lots to see
-whether it shall be arranged according to law, or according to fashion.
-And as law and fashion are at variance, the judges might decide upon
-their sentence by the aid of dice,--and probably it is to some such
-decision as this that we should have to refer in order to explain how it
-came about that my journey lasted just two and forty days.
-
-
-
-
-IV.
-
-_Latitude and Topography._
-
-
-My room is situated in latitude 48° east, according to the measurement
-of Father Beccaria. It lies east and west, and, if you keep very close
-to the wall, forms a parallelogram of thirty-six steps round. My journey
-will, however, be longer than this; for I shall traverse my room up and
-down and across, without rule or plan. I shall even zig-zag about,
-following, if needs be, every possible geometrical line. I am no admirer
-of people who are such masters of their every step and every idea that
-they can say: “To-morrow I shall make three calls, write four letters,
-and finish this or that work.” So open is my soul to all sorts of ideas,
-tastes, and feelings; so greedily does it absorb whatever comes first,
-that ... but why should it deny itself the delights that are scattered
-along life’s hard path? So few and far between are they, that it would
-indeed be senseless not to stop, and even turn aside, to gather such as
-are placed within our reach. Of these joys, none, to my thinking, is
-more attractive than following the course of one’s fancies as a hunter
-follows his game, without pretending to keep to any set route. Hence,
-when I travel in my room, I seldom keep to a straight line. From my
-table I go towards a picture which is placed in a corner; thence I set
-out in an oblique direction for the door; and then, although on starting
-I had intended to return to my table, yet, if I chance to fall in with
-my arm-chair on the way, I at once, and most unceremoniously, take up my
-quarters therein. By the by, what a capital article of furniture an
-arm-chair is, and, above all, how convenient to a thoughtful man. In
-long winter evenings it is ofttimes sweet, and always prudent, to
-stretch yourself therein, far from the bustle of crowded assemblies. A
-good fire, some books and pens; what safeguards these against _ennui_!
-And how pleasant, again, to forget books and pens in order to stir the
-fire, while giving one’s self up to some agreeable meditation, or
-stringing together a few rhymes for the amusement of friends, as the
-hours glide by and fall into eternity, without making their sad passage
-felt.
-
-
-
-
-V.
-
-_The Bed._
-
-
-Next to my arm-chair, as we go northward, my bed comes into sight. It is
-placed at the end of my room, and forms the most agreeable perspective.
-It is very pleasantly situated, and the earliest rays of the sun play
-upon my curtains. On fine summer days I see them come creeping, as the
-sun rises, all along the whitened wall. The elm-trees opposite my
-windows divide them into a thousand patterns as they dance upon my bed,
-and, reflecting its rose-and-white color, shed a charming tint around. I
-hear the confused twitter of the swallows that have taken possession of
-my roof, and the warbling of the birds that people the elms. Then do a
-thousand smiling fancies fill my soul; and in the whole universe no
-being enjoys an awakening so delightful, so peaceful, as mine.
-
-I confess that I do indeed revel in these sweet moments, and prolong as
-far as I can the pleasure it gives me to meditate in the comfortable
-warmth of my bed. What scene can adapt itself so well to the
-imagination, and awaken such delicious ideas, as the couch on which my
-fancy floats me into the forgetfulness of self! Here it is that the
-mother, intoxicated with joy at the birth of a son, forgets her pangs.
-Hither it is that fantastic pleasures, the fruit of fancy or of hope,
-come to agitate us. In a word, it is here that during one half of a
-life-time we forget the annoyances of the other half.
-
-But what a host of thoughts, some agreeable, some sad, throng my brain
-at once,--strange minglings of terrible and delicious pictures!
-
-A bed sees us born, and sees us die. It is the ever changing scene upon
-which the human race play by turns interesting dramas, laughable farces,
-and fearful tragedies. It is a cradle decked with flowers. A throne of
-love. A sepulchre.
-
-
-
-
-VI.
-
-_For Metaphysicians._
-
-
-This chapter is for metaphysicians, and for metaphysicians only. It will
-throw a great light upon man’s nature. It is the prism with which to
-analyze and decompose the human faculties, by separating the animal
-force from the pure rays of intellect.
-
-It would be impossible for me to explain how I came to burn my fingers
-at the very onset of my journey without expounding to my reader my
-system of the _Soul and the Animal_.[1] And besides, this metaphysical
-discovery has so great an influence on my thoughts and actions, that it
-would be very difficult to understand this book if I did not begin by
-giving the key to its meaning.
-
-Various observations have enabled me to perceive that man is made up of
-a soul and an animal. These two beings are quite distinct, but they are
-so dovetailed one into the other, or upon the other, that the soul must,
-if we would make the distinction between them, possess a certain
-superiority over the animal.
-
-I have it from an old professor (and this is as long ago as I can
-remember), that Plato used to call matter the OTHER. This is all very
-well; but I prefer giving this name _par excellence_ to the animal which
-is joined to our soul. This substance it is which is really the OTHER,
-and which plays such strange tricks upon us. It is easy enough to see,
-in a sort of general way, that man is twofold. But this, they say, is
-because he is made up of soul and body; and they accuse the body of I
-don’t know how many things, and very inconsistently, seeing that it can
-neither feel nor think. It is upon the animal that the blame should
-fall; upon that sensitive being, which, while it is perfectly distinct
-from the soul, is a real individual, enjoying a separate existence, with
-its own tastes, inclinations, and will, and which only ranks higher than
-other animals, because it is better educated than they, and is provided
-with more perfect organs.
-
-Ladies and gentlemen! Be as proud of your intellect as you please, but
-be very suspicious of the OTHER, especially when you are together.
-
-I have experimented I know not how oft, upon the union of these two
-heterogeneous creatures. I have, for instance, clearly ascertained that
-the soul can make herself obeyed by the animal, and that, by way of
-retaliation, the animal makes the soul act contrary to its own
-inclination. The one, as a rule, has the legislative, the other the
-executive power, but these two are often at variance. The great business
-of a man of genius is to train his animal well, in order that it may go
-alone, while the soul, delivered from this troublesome companion, can
-raise herself to the skies.
-
-But this requires illustration. When, sir, you are reading a book, and
-an agreeable idea suddenly enters your imagination, your soul attaches
-herself to the new idea at once, and forgets the book, while your eyes
-follow mechanically the words and lines. You get through the page
-without understanding it, and without remembering what you have read.
-Now this is because your soul, having ordered her companion to read to
-her, gave no warning of the short absence she contemplated, so that the
-OTHER went on reading what the soul no longer attended to.
-
-
-
-
-VII.
-
-_The Soul._
-
-
-Is not this clear to you? Let us illustrate it still farther.
-
-One day last summer at an appointed hour, I was wending my way to court.
-I had been sketching all day, and my soul, choosing to meditate upon
-painting, left the duty of taking me to the king’s palace to the animal.
-
-How sublime, thought my soul, is the painter’s art! Happy is he who is
-touched by the aspect of nature, and does not depend upon his pictures
-for a livelihood; who does not paint solely as a pastime, but struck
-with the majesty of a beautiful form, and the wonderful way in which the
-light with its thousand tints plays upon the human face, strives to
-imitate in his works the wonderful effects of nature! Happy, too, is the
-painter who is led by love of landscape into solitary paths, and who can
-make his canvas breathe the feeling of sadness with which he is inspired
-by a gloomy wood or a desert plain. His productions imitate and
-reproduce nature. He creates new seas and dark caverns into which the
-sun has never peered. At his command, coppices of evergreens spring into
-life, and the blue of heaven is reflected on his pictures. He darkens
-the air, and we hear the roar of the storm. At another time he presents
-to the eye of the wondering beholder the delightful plains of ancient
-Sicily: startled nymphs flee the pursuit of a satyr through the bending
-reeds; temples of stately architecture raise their grand fronts above
-the sacred forest that surrounds them. Imagination loses itself among
-the still paths of this ideal country. Bluish backgrounds blend with
-the sky, and the whole landscape, reproduced in the waters of a tranquil
-river, forms a scene that no tongue can describe.
-
-While my soul was thus reflecting, the _other_ went its way, Heaven
-knows whither! Instead of going to court, according to orders, it took
-such a turn to the left, that my soul just caught it up at Madame de
-Hautcastel’s door, full half a mile from the Palais Royal!
-
-Now I leave the reader to fancy what might have been the consequence had
-the truant visited so beautiful a lady alone.
-
-
-
-
-VIII.
-
-_The Animal._
-
-
-If it is both useful and agreeable to have a soul so disengaged from
-matter that we can let it travel alone whenever we please, this has also
-its disadvantages. Through this, for instance, I got the burn I spoke of
-a few chapters back.
-
-I generally leave my animal to prepare my breakfast. Its care it is to
-slice and toast my bread. My coffee it makes admirably, and helps itself
-thereto without my soul’s concerning herself in the transaction. But
-this is a very rare and nice performance to execute; for though it is
-easy enough while busied in a mechanical operation, to think of
-something quite different, it is extremely difficult, so to speak, to
-watch one’s self-work, or, if I express myself systematically, to employ
-one’s soul to examine the animal’s progress, and to watch its work
-without taking part in it. This is the most extraordinary metaphysical
-feat a man can execute.
-
-I had rested my tongs on the embers to toast my bread, and some little
-time afterwards, while my soul was travelling, a burning stick fell on
-the hearth: my poor animal seized the tongs, and I burnt my fingers.
-
-
-
-
-IX.
-
-_Philosophy_.
-
-
-I hope I have sufficiently developed my ideas in the foregoing chapters
-to furnish you, good reader, with matter for thought, and to enable you
-to make discoveries along the brilliant career before you. You cannot be
-other than highly satisfied with yourself if you succeed in the long run
-in making your soul travel alone. The pleasure afforded by this power
-will amply counterbalance any inconvenience that may arise from it. What
-more flattering delight is there than the being able thus to expand
-one’s existence, to occupy at once earth and heaven, to double, so to
-speak, one’s being? Is it not man’s eternal, insatiable desire to
-augment his strength and his faculties, to be where he is not, to
-recall the past, and live in the future? He would fain command armies,
-preside over learned societies, and be the idol of the fair. And, if he
-attain to all this, then he regrets the tranquillity of a rural life,
-and envies the shepherd’s cot. His plans, his hopes, are constantly
-foiled by the ills that flesh is heir to. He can find happiness nowhere.
-A quarter of an hour’s journey with me will show him the way to it.
-
-Ah, why does he not leave to the OTHER those carking cares and that
-tormenting ambition. Come, my poor friend! Make but an effort to burst
-from thy prison, and from the height of heaven, whither I am about to
-lead thee, from the midst of the celestial shades, from the empyrean
-itself, behold thy _animal_ run along the road to fortune and honor. See
-with what gravity it walks among men. The crowd falls back with respect,
-and believe me, none will remark that it is alone. The people among
-whom it walks care very little whether it has a soul or not, whether it
-thinks or not. A thousand sentimental women will fall desperately in
-love with it without discovering the defect. It may even raise itself
-without thy soul’s help to the highest favor and fortune. Nay, I should
-not be astonished if, on thy return from the empyrean, thy soul, on
-getting home, were to find itself in the _animal_ of a noble lord.
-
-
-
-
-X.
-
-_The Portrait._
-
-
-But you must not let yourself think that instead of keeping my promise
-to describe my journey round my room, I am beating the bush to see how I
-can evade the difficulty. This would be a great mistake on your part.
-For our journey is really going on; and while my soul, falling back on
-her own resources, was in the last chapter threading the mazy paths of
-metaphysics, I had so placed myself in my arm-chair, that its front legs
-being raised about two inches from the floor, I was able, by balancing
-myself from left to right, to make way by degrees, and at last, almost
-without knowing it, to get close to the wall, for this is how I travel
-when not pressed for time. When there, my hand possessed itself by a
-mere mechanical effort, of the portrait of Madame de Hautcastel; and the
-OTHER amused itself with removing the dust which covered it. This
-occupation produced a feeling of quiet pleasure, and the pleasure was
-conveyed to my soul, lost though it was in the vast plains of heaven.
-For it is well to observe that when the mind is thus travelling in
-space, it still keeps linked to the senses by a secret and subtle chain;
-so that, without being distracted from its occupations, it can
-participate in the peaceful joys of the OTHER. But should this pleasure
-reach a certain pitch, or should the soul be struck by some unexpected
-vision, it forthwith descends swift as lightning, and resumes its place.
-
-And that is just what happened to me while dusting the picture. Whilst
-the cloth removed the dust, and brought to light those flaxen curls and
-the wreaths of roses that crowned them, my soul, from the sun, whither
-she had transported herself, felt a slight thrill of pleasure, and
-partook sympathetically of the joy of my heart. This joy became less
-indistinct and more lively, when, by a single sweep, the beautiful
-forehead of that charming face was revealed. My soul was on the point of
-leaving the skies in order to enjoy the spectacle. But had she been in
-the Elysian Fields, had she been engaged in a seraphic concert, she
-could not have stayed a single second longer when her companion, glowing
-with the work, seized a proffered sponge, and passed it at once over the
-eyebrows and the eyes, over the nose, over that mouth, ah heavens!--my
-heart beats at the thought--over the chin and neck! It was the work of
-an instant. The whole face seemed suddenly recalled into existence. My
-soul precipitated herself like a falling star from the sky. She found
-the OTHER in a state of ecstasy, which she herself increased by sharing
-it. This strange and unexpected position caused all thought of time and
-space to vanish from my mind. I lived for a moment in the past, and,
-contrary to the order of nature, I grew young again. Yes, before me
-stands that adored one; ’tis she, her very self! She smiles on me, she
-will speak and own her love. That glance!... come, let me press thee to
-my heart, O, my loved one, my other self! Partake with me this
-intoxicating bliss! The moment was short, but ravishing. Cool reason
-soon reasserted her sway, and in the twinkling of an eye I had grown a
-whole year older. My heart grew icy cold, and I found myself on a level
-with the crowd of heedless ones who throng the earth.
-
-
-
-
-XI.
-
-_Rose and White._
-
-
-But we must not anticipate events. My hurry to communicate to the reader
-my system of the soul and animal caused me to abandon the description of
-my bed earlier than I ought to have done. When I have completed this
-description, I will continue my journey where I interrupted it in the
-last chapter. But let me pray you to bear in mind that we left one half
-of my _ego_ four steps from my bureau, close to the wall, and holding
-the portrait of Madame de Hautcastel.
-
-In speaking of my bed, I forgot to recommend every man to have, if
-possible, a bed with rose and white furniture. There can be no doubt
-that colors so far affect us as to make us cheerful or sad, according
-to their hues. Now, rose and white are two colors that are consecrated
-to pleasure. Nature in bestowing them upon the rose has given her the
-crown of Flora’s realm. And when the sky would announce to the world a
-fine day, it paints the clouds at sunrise with this charming tint.
-
-One day we were with some difficulty climbing a steep pathway. The
-amiable Rosalie, whose agility had given her wings, was far in front. We
-could not overtake her. All on a sudden, having reached the top of a
-hillock, she turned toward us to take breath, and smiled at our
-slowness. Never, perhaps, did the two colors whose praise I proclaim so
-triumph. Her burning cheeks, her coral lips, her alabaster neck, were
-thrown into relief by the verdure around, and entranced us all. We could
-not but pause and gaze upon her. I will not speak of her blue eyes, or
-of the glance she cast upon us, because this would be going from the
-subject, and because I dwell upon these memories as little as possible.
-Let it suffice that I have given the best illustration conceivable of
-the superiority of these two colors over all others, and of their
-influence upon the happiness of man.
-
-Here will I stop for to-day. Of what subject can I treat which would not
-now be insipid? What idea is not effaced by _this_ idea? I do not even
-know when I shall be able to resume my work. If I go on with it at all,
-and if the reader desire to see its termination, let him betake himself
-to the angel who distributes thoughts, and beg him to cease to mingle
-with the disconnected thoughts he showers upon me at every moment the
-image of that hillock.
-
-If this precaution is not taken, my journey will be a failure.
-
-
-
-
-XII.
-
-_The Hillock._
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-XIII.
-
-_A Halt._
-
-
-My efforts are useless. I must sojourn here awhile, whether I will or
-not. The “Halt!” is irresistible.
-
-
-
-
-XIV.
-
-_Joannetti._
-
-
-I remarked that I was singularly fond of meditating when influenced by
-the agreeable warmth of my bed; and that its agreeable color added not a
-little to the pleasure I experienced.
-
-That I may be provided with this enjoyment, my servant is directed to
-enter my room half an hour before my time for rising. I hear him moving
-about my room with a light step, and stealthily managing his
-preparations. This noise just suffices to convey to me the pleasant
-knowledge that I am slumbering,--a delicate pleasure this, unknown to
-most men. You are just awake enough to know you are not entirely so, and
-to make a dreamy calculation that the hour for business and worry is
-still in the sand-glass of time. Gradually my man grows noisier; it is
-so hard for him to restrain himself, and he knows too that the fatal
-hour draws near. He looks at my watch, and jingles the seals as a
-warning. But I turn a deaf ear to him. There is no imaginable cheat I do
-not put upon the poor fellow to lengthen the blissful moment. I give him
-a hundred preliminary orders. He knows that these orders, given somewhat
-peevishly, are mere excuses for my staying in bed without seeming to
-wish to do so. But this he affects not to see through, and I am truly
-thankful to him.
-
-At last, when I have exhausted all my resources, he advances to the
-middle of the room, and with folded arms, plants himself there in a
-perfectly immovable position. It must be admitted that it would be
-impossible to show disapproval of my idleness with greater judgment and
-address. I never resist this tacit invitation, but, stretching out my
-arms to show I understand him, get up at once.
-
-If the reader will reflect upon the behavior of my servant, he will
-convince himself that in certain delicate matters of this kind,
-simplicity and good sense are much better than the sharpest wit. I dare
-assert that the most studied discourse on the impropriety of sloth would
-not make me spring so readily from my bed as the silent reproach of
-Monsieur Joannetti.
-
-This Monsieur Joannetti is a thoroughly honest fellow, and at the same
-time just the man for such a traveller as I. He is accustomed to the
-frequent journeys of my soul, and never laughs at the inconsistencies of
-the OTHER. He even directs it occasionally when it is alone, so that one
-might say it is then conducted by two souls. When it is dressing, for
-instance, he will warn it by a gesture that it is on the point of
-putting on its stockings the wrong way, or its coat before its
-waistcoat.
-
-Many a time has my soul been amused at seeing poor Joannetti running
-after this foolish creature under the arches of the citadel, to remind
-it of a forgotten hat or handkerchief. One day, I must confess, had it
-not been for this faithful servant, who caught it up just at the bottom
-of the staircase, the silly creature would have presented itself at
-court without a sword, as boldly as if it had been the chief
-gentleman-usher, bearing the august rod.
-
-
-
-
-XV.
-
-_A Difficulty._
-
-
-“Come, Joannetti,” I said, “hang up this picture.” He had helped to
-clean it, and had no more notion than the man in the moon what had
-produced our chapter on the portrait. He it was, who, of his own accord,
-held out the wet sponge, and who, through that seemingly unimportant
-act, caused my soul to travel a hundred millions of leagues in a moment
-of time. Instead of restoring it to its place, he held it to examine it
-in his turn. A difficulty, a problem, gave him an inquisitive air, which
-I did not fail to observe.
-
-“Well, and what fault do you find with that portrait?” said I.
-
-“O, none at all, sir.”
-
-“But come now, you have some remark to make, I know.”
-
-He placed it upright on one of the wings of my bureau, and then drawing
-back a little, “I wish, sir,” he said, “that you would explain how it is
-that in whatever part of the room one may be, this portrait always
-watches you. In the morning, when I am making your bed, the face turns
-towards me; and if I move toward the window, it still looks at me, and
-follows me with its eyes as I go about.”
-
-“So that, Joannetti,” said I, “if my room were full of people, that
-beautiful lady would eye every one, on all sides, at once.”
-
-“Just so, sir.”
-
-“She would smile on every comer and goer, just as she would on me?”
-
-Joannetti gave no further answer. I stretched myself in my easy-chair,
-and, hanging down my head, gave myself up to the most serious
-meditations. What a ray of light fell upon me! Alack, poor lover! While
-thou pinest away, far from thy mistress, at whose side another perhaps,
-has already replaced thee; whilst thou fixest thy longing eyes on her
-portrait, imagining that at least in picture, thou art the sole being
-she deigns to regard,--the perfidious image, as faithless as the
-original, bestows its glances on all around, and smiles on every one
-alike!
-
-And in this behold a moral resemblance between certain portraits and
-their originals, which no philosopher, no painter, no observer, had
-before remarked.
-
-I go on from discovery to discovery.
-
-[Illustration: VESSIER GUILLAUME]
-
-
-
-
-XVI.
-
-_Solution._
-
-
-Joannetti remained in the attitude I have described, awaiting the
-explanation he had asked of me. I withdrew my head from the folds of my
-travelling dress, into which I had thrust it that I might meditate more
-at my ease; and after a moment’s silence, to enable me to collect my
-thoughts after the reflections I had just made, I said, turning my
-arm-chair toward him,--
-
-“Do you not see that as a picture is a plane surface, the rays of light
-proceeding from each point on that surface ...?”
-
-At that explanation, Joannetti stretched his eyes to their very widest,
-while he kept his mouth half open. These two movements of the human face
-express, according to the famous Le Brun, the highest pitch of
-astonishment. It was, without doubt, my _animal_, that had undertaken
-this dissertation, while my soul was well aware that Joannetti knew
-nothing whatever about plane surfaces and rays of light. The prodigious
-dilatation of his eyelids caused me to draw back. I ensconced my head in
-the collar of my travelling coat, and this so effectively that I
-well-nigh succeeded in altogether hiding it. I determined to dine where
-I was. The morning was far advanced, and another step in my room would
-have delayed my dinner until night-fall. I let myself slip to the edge
-of my chair, and putting both feet on the mantel-piece, patiently
-awaited my meal. This was a most comfortable attitude; indeed, it would
-be difficult to find another possessing so many advantages, and so well
-adapted to the inevitable sojourns of a long voyage.
-
-At such moments, Rose, my faithful dog, never fails to come and pull at
-the skirts of my travelling dress that I may take her up. She finds a
-very convenient ready-made bed at the angle formed by the two parts of
-my body. A V admirably represents my position. Rose jumps to her post if
-I do not take her up quickly enough to please her, and I often find her
-there without knowing how she has come. My hands fall into a position
-which minister to her well-being, and this, either through a sympathy
-existing between this good-natured creature and myself, or through the
-merest chance. But no, I do not believe in that miserable doctrine of
-_chance_,--in that unmeaning word! I would rather believe in animal
-magnetism.
-
-There is such reality in the relations which exist between these two
-animals, that when out of sheer distraction, I put my two feet on the
-mantel-piece and have no thought at all about a _halt_, dinner-time not
-being near, Rose, observing this movement, shows by a slight wag of her
-tail the pleasure she enjoys. Reserve keeps her in her place. The
-_other_ perceives this and is gratified by it, though quite unable to
-reason upon its cause. And thus a mute dialogue is established between
-them, a pleasing interchange of sensations which could not be attributed
-to simple chance.
-
-
-
-
-XVII.
-
-_Rose._
-
-
-Do not reproach me for the prolixity with which I narrate the details of
-my journey. This is the wont of travellers. When one sets out for the
-ascent of Mont Blanc, or to visit the yawning tomb of Empedocles, the
-minutest particulars are carefully described. The number of persons who
-formed the party, the number of mules, the quality of the food, the
-excellent appetite of the travellers,--everything, to the very stumbling
-of the quadrupeds, is carefully noted down for the instruction of the
-sedentary world.
-
-Upon this principle, I resolved to speak of my dog Rose,--an amiable
-creature for whom I entertain sincere regard,--and to devote a whole
-chapter to her.
-
-We have lived together for six years, and there has never been any
-coolness between us, and if ever any little disputes have arisen, the
-fault has been chiefly on my side, and Rose has always made the first
-advances towards reconciliation.
-
-In the evening, if she has been scolded she withdraws sadly and without
-a murmur. The next morning at daybreak, she stands near my bed in a
-respectful attitude, and at her master’s slightest movement, at the
-first sign of his being awake, she makes her presence known by rapidly
-tapping my little table with her tail.
-
-And why should I refuse my affection to this good-natured creature that
-has never ceased to love me ever since we have lived together? My memory
-would not enable me to enumerate all the people who have interested
-themselves in me but to forget me. I have had some few friends, several
-lady-loves, a host of acquaintances; and now I am to all these people as
-if I had never lived; they have forgotten my very name.
-
-And yet what protestations they made, what offers of assistance! Their
-purse was at my disposal, and they begged me to depend upon their
-eternal and entire friendship!
-
-Poor Rose, who has made me no promises, renders me the greatest service
-that can be bestowed upon humanity, for she has always loved her master,
-and loves him still. And this is why I do not hesitate to say that she
-shares with my other friends the affection I feel towards them.
-
-
-
-
-XVIII.
-
-_Reserve._
-
-
-We left Joannetti standing motionless before me, in an attitude of
-astonishment, awaiting the conclusion of the sublime explanation I had
-begun.
-
-When he saw me bury my head in my dressing-gown, and thus end my
-dissertation, he did not doubt for a moment that I had stopped short for
-lack of resources, and that he had fairly overcome me by the knotty
-question he had plied me with.
-
-Notwithstanding the superiority he had hereby gained over me, he felt no
-movement of pride, and did not seek to profit by his advantage. After a
-moment’s silence, he took the picture, put it back in its place, and
-withdrew softly on tip-toe. He felt that his presence was a sort of
-humiliation to me, and his delicacy of feeling led him thus to retire
-unobserved. His behavior on this occasion interested me greatly, and
-gave him a higher place than ever in my affections. And he will have
-too, without doubt, a place in the heart of my readers. If there be one
-among them who will refuse it him after reading the next chapter, such a
-one must surely have a heart of stone.
-
-
-
-
-XIX.
-
-_A Tear._
-
-
-“Good Heavens!” said I to him one day, “three times have I told you to
-buy me a brush. What a head the fellow has!” He answered not a word; nor
-had he the evening before made any reply to a like expostulation. “This
-is very odd,” I thought to myself, “he is generally so very particular.”
-
-“Well, go and get a duster to wipe my shoes with,” I said angrily. While
-he was on his way, I regretted that I had spoken so sharply, and my
-anger entirely subsided when I saw how carefully he tried to remove the
-dust from my shoes without touching my stockings. “What,” I said to
-myself, “are there then men who brush others’ shoes for _money_!” This
-word _money_ came upon me like a flash of lightning. I suddenly
-remembered that for a long time my servant had not had any money from
-me.
-
-“Joannetti,” said I, drawing away my foot, “have you any change?”
-
-A smile of justification lit up his face at the question.
-
-“No, sir; for the last week I have not possessed a penny. I have spent
-all I had for your little purchases.”
-
-“And the brush? I suppose that is why ...?”
-
-He still smiled. Now, he might very well have said, “No, sir; I am not
-the empty-headed ass you would make out your faithful servant to be. Pay
-me the one pound two shillings and sixpence halfpenny you owe me, and
-then I’ll buy you your brush.” But no, he bore this ill treatment rather
-than cause his master to blush at his unjust anger. And may Heaven
-bless him! Philosophers, Christians! have you read this?
-
-“Come, Joannetti,” said I, “buy me the brush.”
-
-“But, sir, will you go like that, with one shoe clean, and the other
-dirty?”
-
-“Go, go!” I replied, “never mind about the dust, never mind that.”
-
-He went out. I took the duster, and daintily wiped my left shoe, on
-which a tear of repentance had fallen.
-
-
-
-
-XX.
-
-_Albert and Charlotte._
-
-
-The walls of my room are hung with engravings and pictures, which adorn
-it greatly. I should much like to submit them to the reader’s
-inspection, that they might amuse him along the road we have to traverse
-before we reach my bureau. But it is as impossible to describe a picture
-well, as to paint one from a description.
-
-What an emotion he would feel in contemplating the first drawing that
-presents itself! He would see the unhappy Charlotte,[2] slowly, and with
-a trembling hand, wiping Albert’s pistols. Dark forebodings, and all the
-agony of hopeless, inconsolable love, are imprinted on her features,
-while the cold-hearted Albert, surrounded by bags of law papers and
-various old documents, turns with an air of indifference towards his
-friend to bid him good-by. Many a time have I been tempted to break the
-glass that covers this engraving, that I might tear Albert away from the
-table, rend him to pieces, and trample him under foot. But this would
-not do away with the Alberts. There will always be sadly too many of
-them in the world. What sensitive man is there who has not such a one
-near him, who receives the overflowings of his soul, the gentle emotions
-of his heart, and the flights of his imagination just as the rock
-receives the waves of the sea? Happy is he who finds a friend whose
-heart and mind harmonize with his own; a friend who adheres to him by
-likeness of tastes, feeling, and knowledge; a friend who is not the prey
-of ambition or greediness, who prefers the shade of a tree to the pomp
-of a court! Happy is he who has a friend!
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-XXI.
-
-_A Friend._
-
-
-I had a friend. Death took him from me. He was snatched away at the
-beginning of his career, at the moment when his friendship had become a
-pressing need to my heart. We supported one another in the hard toil of
-war. We had but one pipe between us. We drank out of the same cup. We
-slept beneath the same tent. And, amid our sad trials, the spot where we
-lived together became to us a new father-land. I had seen him exposed to
-all the perils of a disastrous war. Death seemed to spare us to each
-other. His deadly missives were exhausted around my friend a thousand
-times over without reaching him; but this was but to make his loss more
-painful to me. The tumult of war, and the enthusiasm which possesses the
-soul at the sight of danger might have prevented his sighs from piercing
-my heart, while his death would have been useful to his country, and
-damaging to the enemy. Had he died thus, I should have mourned him less.
-But to lose him amid the joys of our winter-quarters; to see him die at
-the moment when he seemed full of health, and when our intimacy was
-rendered closer by rest and tranquillity,--ah, this was a blow from
-which I can never recover!
-
-But his memory lives in my heart, and there alone. He is forgotten by
-those who surrounded him, and who have replaced him. And this makes his
-loss the more sad to me.
-
-Nature, in like manner indifferent to the fate of individuals, dons her
-green spring robe, and decks herself in all her beauty near the cemetery
-where he rests. The trees cover themselves with foliage, and intertwine
-their branches; the birds warble under the leafy sprays; the insects hum
-among the blossoms: everything breathes joy in this abode of death.
-
-And in the evening, when the moon shines in the sky, and I am meditating
-in this sad place, I hear the grasshopper, hidden in the grass that
-covers the silent grave of my friend, merrily pursuing his unwearied
-song. The unobserved destruction of human beings, as well as all their
-misfortunes, are counted for nothing in the grand total of events.
-
-The death of an affectionate man who breathes his last surrounded by his
-afflicted friends, and that of a butterfly killed in a flower’s cup by
-the chill air of morning, are but two similar epochs in the course of
-nature. Man is but a phantom, a shadow, a mere vapor that melts into
-the air.
-
-But day-break begins to whiten the sky. The gloomy thoughts that
-troubled me vanish with the darkness, and hope awakens again in my
-heart. No! He who thus suffuses the east with light, has not made it to
-shine upon my eyes only to plunge me into the night of annihilation. He
-who has spread out that vast horizon, who raised those lofty mountains
-whose icy tops the sun is even now gilding, is also He who made my heart
-to beat, and my mind to think.
-
-No! My friend is not annihilated. Whatever may be the barrier that
-separates us, I shall see him again. My hopes are based on no mere
-syllogism. The flight of an insect suffices to persuade me. And often
-the prospect of the surrounding country, the perfume of the air, and an
-indescribable charm which is spread around me, so raise my thoughts,
-that an invincible proof of immortality forces itself upon my soul, and
-fills it to the full.
-
-
-
-
-XXII.
-
-_Jenny._
-
-
-The chapter I have just written had often presented itself to my pen,
-but I had as often rejected it. I had promised myself that I would only
-allow the cheerful phase of my soul to show itself in this book. But
-this project, like many others, I was forced to abandon. I hope the
-sensitive reader will pardon me for having asked his tears; and if any
-one thinks I should have omitted this chapter, he can tear it from his
-copy, or even throw the whole book on the fire.
-
-Enough for me, dear Jenny, that thy heart approves it, thou best and
-best-beloved of women, best and best-beloved of sisters. To thee I
-dedicate my work. If it please thee, it will please all gentle and
-delicate hearts. And if thou wilt pardon the follies into which, albeit
-against my will, I sometimes fall, I will brave all the critics of the
-universe.
-
-
-
-
-XXIII.
-
-_The Picture Gallery._
-
-
-One word only upon our next engraving.
-
-It represents the family of the unfortunate Ugolino, dying of hunger.
-Around him are his sons. One of them lies motionless at his feet. The
-rest stretch their enfeebled arms towards him, asking for bread; while
-the wretched father, leaning against a pillar of his prison, his eyes
-fixed and haggard, his countenance immovable, dies a double death, and
-suffers all that human nature can endure.
-
-And there is the brave Chevalier d’Assas, dying, by an effort of courage
-and heroism unknown in our days, under a hundred bayonets.
-
-And thou who weepest under the palm-trees, poor negro woman! thou, whom
-some barbarous fellow has betrayed and deserted, nay, worse, whom he has
-had the brutality to sell as a vile slave, notwithstanding thy love and
-devotion, notwithstanding the pledge of affection thou hast borne at thy
-breast,--I will not pass before thine image without rendering to thee
-the homage due to thy tenderness and thy sorrows.
-
-Let us pause a moment before the other picture. It is a young
-shepherdess tending her flock alone on the heights of the Alps. She sits
-on an old willow trunk, bleached by many winters. Her feet are covered
-by the broad leaves of a tuft of _cacalia_, whose lilac blossoms bloom
-above her head. Lavender, wild thyme, the anemone, centaury, and flowers
-which are cultivated with care in our hot-houses and gardens, and which
-grow in all their native beauty on the Alps, form the gay carpet on
-which her sheep wander.
-
-Lovely shepherdess! tell me where is the lovely spot thou callest thy
-home. From what far-off sheepfold didst thou set out at daybreak this
-morning? Could I not go thither and live with thee?
-
-But alas, the sweet tranquillity thou enjoyest will soon vanish! The
-demon of war, not content with desolating cities, will ere long carry
-anxiety and alarm to thy solitary retreat. Even now I see the soldiers
-advancing: they climb height after height, as they march upward towards
-the clouds. The cannons’ roar is heard high above the thunder-clap.
-
-Fly, O shepherdess! Urge on thy flock! Hide thee in the farthest caves,
-for no longer is repose to be found on this sad earth!
-
-
-
-
-XXIV.
-
-_Painting and Music._
-
-
-I do not know how it is, but of late my chapters have always ended in a
-mournful strain. In vain do I begin by fixing my eyes on some agreeable
-object; in vain do I embark when all is calm: a sudden gale soon drifts
-me away. To put an end to an agitation which deprives me of the mastery
-of my ideas, and to quiet the beating of a heart too much disturbed by
-so many touching images, I see no remedy but a dissertation. Yes, thus
-will I steel my heart.
-
-And the dissertation shall be about painting, for I cannot at this
-moment expatiate upon any other subject. I cannot altogether descend
-from the point I just now reached. Besides, painting is to me what
-Uncle Toby’s hobby-horse was to him.[3]
-
-I would say a few words, by the way, upon the question of preëminence
-between the charming arts of painting and music. I would cast my grain
-into the balance, were it but a grain of sand, a mere atom.
-
-It is urged in favor of the painter, that he leaves his works behind
-him; that his pictures outlive him, and immortalize his memory.
-
-In reply to this we are reminded that musical composers also leave us
-their operas and oratorios.
-
-But music is subject to fashion, and painting is not. The musical
-passages that deeply affected our forefathers seem simply ridiculous to
-the amateurs of our own day; and they are placed in absurd farces to
-furnish laughter for the nephews of those whom they once made to weep.
-
-Raphael’s pictures will enchant our descendants as greatly as they did
-our forefathers.
-
-This is my grain of sand.
-
-
-
-
-XXV.
-
-_An Objection._
-
-
-“But what,” said Madame de Hautcastel to me one day,--“what if the music
-of Cherubini or Cimarosa differs from that of their predecessors? What
-care I if the music of the past make me laugh, so long as that of the
-present day touch me by its charms? Is it at all essential to my
-happiness that my pleasures should resemble those of my
-great-grandmother? Why talk to me of painting, an art which is only
-enjoyed by a very small class of persons, while music enchants every
-living creature?”
-
-I hardly know at this moment how one could reply to this observation,
-which I did not foresee when I began my chapter.
-
-Had I foreseen it, perhaps I should not have undertaken that
-dissertation. And pray do not imagine that you discover in this
-_objection_ the artifice of a musician, for upon my honor I am none,
-Heaven be my witness, and all those who have heard me play the violin!
-
-But, even supposing the merits of the two arts to be equal, we must not
-be too hasty in concluding that the merits of the _disciples_ of
-Painting and Music are therefore balanced. We see children play the
-harpsichord as if they were _maestri_, but no one has ever been a good
-painter at twelve years old. Painting, besides taste and feeling,
-requires an amount of thoughtfulness that musicians can dispense with.
-Any day may you hear men who are well nigh destitute of head and heart,
-bring out from a violin or harp the most ravishing sounds.
-
-The human ANIMAL may be taught to play the harpsichord, and when it has
-learned of a good master, the soul can travel at her ease while sounds
-with which she does not concern herself are mechanically produced by the
-fingers. But the simplest thing in the world cannot be painted without
-the aid of all the faculties of the soul.
-
-If, however, any one should take it into his head to ply me with a
-distinction between the composition and the performance of music, I
-confess that he would give me some little difficulty. Ah, well! were all
-writers of essays quite candid they would all conclude as I am doing.
-When one enters upon the examination of a question, a dogmatic tone is
-generally assumed, because there has been a secret decision beforehand,
-just as I, notwithstanding my hypocritical impartiality, had decided in
-favor of painting. But discussion awakens objections, and everything
-ends with doubt.
-
-
-
-
-XXVI.
-
-_Raphael._
-
-
-Now that I am more tranquil, I will endeavor to speak calmly of the two
-portraits that follow the picture of the shepherdess of the Alps.
-
-Raphael! Who but thyself could paint thy portrait; who but thyself would
-have dared attempt it? Thy open countenance, beaming with feeling and
-intellect, proclaims thy character and thy genius.
-
-To gratify thy shade, I have placed beside thee the portrait of thy
-mistress, whom the men of all generations will hold answerable for the
-loss of the sublime works of which art has been deprived by thy
-premature death.
-
-When I examine the portrait of Raphael, I feel myself penetrated by an
-almost religious respect for that great man, who, in the flower of his
-age, excelled the ancients, and whose pictures are at once the
-admiration and the despair of modern artists. My soul, in admiring it,
-is moved with indignation against that Italian who preferred her love to
-her lover, and who extinguished at her bosom that heavenly flame, that
-divine genius.
-
-Unhappy one! Knewest thou not that Raphael had announced a picture
-superior even to that of the _Transfiguration_? Didst thou not know that
-thine arms encircled the favorite of nature, the father of enthusiasm, a
-sublime genius ... a divinity?
-
-While my soul makes these observations, her companion, whose eyes are
-attentively fixed upon the lovely face of that fatal beauty, feels quite
-ready to forgive her the death of Raphael.
-
-In vain my soul upbraids this extravagant weakness; she is not listened
-to at all. On such occasions a strange dialogue arises between the two,
-which terminates too often in favor of the bad principles, and of which
-I reserve a sample for another chapter.
-
-And if, by the way, my soul had not at that moment abruptly closed the
-inspection of the gallery, if she had given the OTHER time to
-contemplate the rounded and graceful features of the beautiful Roman
-lady, my intellect would have miserably lost its supremacy.
-
-And if, at that critical moment I had suddenly obtained the favor
-bestowed upon the fortunate Pygmalion, without having the least spark of
-the genius which makes me pardon Raphael his errors, it is just possible
-that I should have succumbed as he did.
-
-
-
-
-XXVII.
-
-_A Perfect Picture._
-
-
-My engravings, and the paintings of which I have spoken, fade away into
-nothing at the first glance bestowed upon the next picture. The immortal
-works of Raphael and Correggio, and of the whole Italian school, are not
-to be compared to it. Hence it is that when I accord to an amateur the
-pleasure of travelling with me, I always keep this until the last as a
-special luxury, and ever since I first exhibited this sublime picture to
-connoisseurs and to ignorant, to men of the world, to artists, to women,
-to children, to animals even, I have always found the spectators,
-whoever they might be, show, each in his own way, signs of pleasure and
-surprise, so admirably is nature rendered therein.
-
-And what picture could be presented to you, gentlemen; what spectacle,
-ladies, could be placed before your eyes more certain of gaining your
-approval than the faithful portraiture of yourselves? The picture of
-which I speak is a mirror, and no one has as yet ventured to criticise
-it. It is to all who look on it a perfect picture, in depreciation of
-which not a word can be said.
-
-You will at once admit that it should be regarded as one of the wonders
-of the world.
-
-I will pass over in silence the pleasure felt by the natural philosopher
-in meditating upon the strange phenomena presented by light as it
-reproduces upon that polished surface all the objects of nature. A
-mirror offers to the sedentary traveller a thousand interesting
-reflections, a thousand observations which render it at once a useful
-and precious article.
-
-Ye whom Love has held or still holds under his sway, learn that it is
-before a mirror that he sharpens his darts, and contemplates his
-cruelties. There it is that he plans his manœuvres, studies his tactics,
-and prepares himself for the war he wishes to declare. There he
-practices his killing glances and little affectations, and sly poutings,
-just as a player practices, with himself for spectator, before appearing
-in public.
-
-A mirror, being always impartial and true, brings before the eyes of the
-beholder the roses of youth and the wrinkles of age, without calumny and
-without flattery. It alone among the councilors of the great, invariably
-tells them the truth.
-
-It was this recommendation that made me desire the invention of a moral
-mirror, in which all men might see themselves, with their virtues and
-their vices. I even thought of offering a prize to some academy for this
-discovery, when riper reflection proved to me that such an invention
-would be useless.
-
-Alas! how rare it is for ugliness to recognize itself and break the
-mirror! In vain are looking-glasses multiplied around us which reflect
-light and truth with geometrical exactness. As soon as the rays reach
-our vision and paint us as we are, self-love slips its deceitful prism
-between us and our image, and presents a divinity to us.
-
-And of all the prisms that have existed since the first that came from
-the hands of the immortal Newton, none has possessed so powerful a
-refractive force, or produced such pleasing and lively colors, as the
-prism of self-love.
-
-Now, seeing that ordinary looking-glasses record the truth in vain, and
-that they cannot make men see their own imperfections, every one being
-satisfied with his face, what would a moral mirror avail? Few people
-would look at it, and no one would recognize himself. None save
-philosophers would spend their time in examining themselves,--I even
-have my doubts about the philosophers.
-
-Taking the mirror as we find it, I hope no one will blame me for ranking
-it above all the pictures of the Italian school.
-
-Ladies, whose taste cannot be faulty, and whose opinion should decide
-the question, generally upon entering a room let their first glance fall
-upon this picture.
-
-A thousand times have I seen ladies, aye, and gallants, too, forget at a
-ball their lovers and their mistresses, the dancing, and all the
-pleasures of the fête, to contemplate with evident complaisance this
-enchanting picture, and honoring it even, from time to time, in the
-midst of the liveliest quadrille, with a look.
-
-Who then can dispute the rank that I accord to it among the masterpieces
-of the art of Apelles?
-
-
-
-
-XXVIII.
-
-_The Upset Carriage._
-
-
-I had at last nearly reached my bureau. So close was I, that had I
-stretched out my arm I could have touched the corner nearest to me. But
-at this very moment I was on the verge of seeing the fruit of all my
-labors destroyed, and of losing my life. I should pass over in silence
-the accident that happened to me, for fear of discouraging other
-travellers, were it not that it is so difficult to upset such a
-post-chaise as I employ, that it must be allowed that one must be
-uncommonly unlucky--as unlucky, indeed, as it is my lot to be--to be
-exposed to a like danger.
-
-There I was, stretched at full length upon the ground, completely upset,
-and it was done so quickly, so unexpectedly, that I should have been
-almost tempted to question the cause of my abject position, had not a
-singing in my ears and a sharp pain in my left shoulder too plainly
-demonstrated it.
-
-This was again the OTHER, who had played a trick upon me.
-
-Startled by the voice of a poor man who suddenly asked alms at my door,
-and by the voice of Rose, my other half suddenly turned the arm-chair
-sharply round, before my soul had time to warn it that a piece of brick,
-which served as a drag, was gone. The jerk was so violent that my
-post-chaise was quite thrown from its centre of gravity, and turned over
-upon me.
-
-This was, I must own, one of the occasions upon which I had most to
-complain of my soul. For instead of being vexed at herself for having
-been absent, and scolding her companion for its hurry, she so far
-forgot herself as to give way to the most animal resentment, and to
-insult the poor fellow cruelly.
-
-“Idle rascal,” she said, “go and work.” (An execrable apostrophe this,
-the invention of miserly, heartless Mammon.)
-
-“Sir,” replied the man, hoping to soften my heart, “I come from
-Chambéry.”
-
-“So much the worse for you.”
-
-“I am James. You saw me when you were in the country. I used to drive
-the sheep into the fields.”
-
-“And what do you do here?” My soul began to regret the harshness of my
-first words; I almost think she regretted them a moment before they were
-uttered. In like manner, when one meets in the road a rut or puddle, one
-sees it, but has not time to avoid it.
-
-Rose finished the work of bringing me to good sense and repentance. She
-had recognized Jem, who had often shared his crust with her, and she
-testified by her caresses, her remembrance and gratitude.
-
-Meanwhile, Joannetti, who had gathered together what was left of my
-dinner, his own share, gave it at once to Jem.
-
-Poor Joannetti!
-
-Thus it is that in my journey I get lessons of philosophy and humanity
-from my servant and my dog.
-
-
-
-
-XXIX.
-
-_Misfortune._
-
-
-Before proceeding farther, I wish to remove a suspicion which may have
-crossed the minds of my readers.
-
-I would not for all the world be suspected of having undertaken this
-journey just because I did not know how to spend my time, and was in a
-manner compelled thereto by circumstances. I here affirm, and swear by
-all that is dear to me, that I projected it long before the event took
-place which deprived me of my liberty for forty-two days. This forced
-retirement only served as an opportunity for setting out sooner than I
-had intended.
-
-This gratuitous protestation will, I know, appear suspicious in the eyes
-of some. But those who are so ready to suspect are just the persons who
-will not read this book. They have enough to do at home and at their
-friends’, plenty of other business to attend to. And good, honest folk
-will believe me.
-
-Still, I freely admit that I should have preferred another season for my
-journey, and that I should have chosen for its execution Lent rather
-than the Carnival. The philosophical reflections, however, that have
-come to me from above have greatly aided me in supporting the loss of
-those pleasures which Turin offers at this noisy and exciting time.
-
-It is certain, I have thought to myself, that the walls of my chamber
-are not so magnificently decorated as those of a ballroom. The silence
-of my cottage is far less agreeable than the pleasing sounds of music
-and dancing. But among the brilliant personages one meets in those
-festive scenes, there are certainly some who are more sick at heart
-than I am.
-
-And why should I picture to myself those who are more happily
-circumstanced than it is my lot to be, while the world swarms with those
-who are worse off? Instead of transporting myself in fancy to that
-sumptuous dancing-hall, where so many beauties are eclipsed by the young
-Eugénie, I need only pause a moment in one of the streets, that lead
-thither, if I would learn how happy is my fate.
-
-For, under the porticos of those magnificent apartments, lie a crowd of
-wretched people, half-naked, and ready to die from cold and misery. What
-a spectacle is here! Would that this page of my book were known
-throughout the universe! Would that every one knew that in this opulent
-city a host of wretched beings sleep, without covering, in the coldest
-winter nights, and with no pillow but the corner-stone of a street, or
-the steps of a palace.
-
-Here, again, is a group of children, crouching together for protection
-from the deadly cold; and here a trembling woman, who has no voice left
-to complain with. The passers-by come and go without being touched by a
-spectacle with which they are so familiar. The noise of carriages, the
-shouts of intemperance, the ravishing sounds of music, mingle not
-unfrequently with the wails of those unhappy creatures, and fill the ear
-with doleful discord.
-
-
-
-
-XXX.
-
-_Charity._
-
-
-Were any one to pass a hasty judgment upon a city, taking my last
-chapter as a criterion, he would err greatly. I have spoken of the poor
-we meet with, of their pitiful lamentations, and of the indifference
-with which many regard them. But I have said nothing of the multitude of
-charitable persons who sleep while others seek amusement, and who rise
-at dawn, unobserved and unostentatiously, to succor the unfortunate.
-
-This aspect of city life must not be passed by in silence. I will write
-it on the reverse of the page I was anxious everybody should read.
-
-After having divided their good things with their brethren, after
-having poured balm into hearts chafed by sorrow, you may see them enter
-the churches, while wearied vice sleeps upon eider-down, to offer up
-their prayers to God, and to thank Him for his mercies. The light of a
-solitary lamp still struggles in the sanctuary with the daylight; but
-they are already prostrate before the altar. And the Almighty, angered
-by the hard-hearted selfishness of men, witholds his threatening hand.
-
-
-
-
-XXXI.
-
-_Inventory._
-
-
-I could not help saying a word in my journey about those poor creatures,
-for the thought of them has often come across me on my way, and turned
-the current of my reflections. Sometimes, struck with the difference
-between their case and my own, I have suddenly stopped my
-travelling-carriage, and thought my chamber extravagantly embellished!
-What superfluous luxury! Six chairs, two tables, a bureau, and a
-looking-glass! What vain display! My bed above all things, my rose and
-white bed, with its two mattresses, seemed to rival the magnificence and
-effeminacy of Asiatic monarchs.
-
-These meditations made me indifferent to the pleasures that had been
-forbidden me. And, as I went on from one reflection to another, my fit
-of philosophy became so serious that I could have seen a ball going on
-in the next room, and heard the sound of violins and flutes without
-stirring. I could have heard Marchesini’s melodious voice, that voice
-which has so often transported me, yes, I could have listened to it
-without being moved. Nay, more, I could have gazed upon the most
-beauteous woman in Turin, upon Eugénie herself, adorned from head to
-foot by the hands of Mademoiselle Rapoux,[4] without emotion. But, of
-this last, I must confess myself not quite sure.
-
-
-
-
-XXXII.
-
-_Misanthropy._
-
-
-But, gentlemen, allow me to ask a question. Do you enjoy balls and plays
-as much as you used to do? As for me, I avow that for some time past
-crowded assemblies have inspired me with a kind of terror. When in their
-midst, I am assailed by an ominous dream. In vain I try to shake it off;
-like the dream of _Athalie_, it constantly returns. Perhaps this is
-because the soul, overwhelmed at the present moment by dark fancies and
-painful pictures, sees nothing but sadness around it, just as a
-disordered stomach turns the most wholesome food into poison. However
-this may be, my dream is as follows. When I am at one of these fêtes,
-among a crowd of kind, good-natured men, who dance and sing, who weep at
-tragedies, and are full of frankness and cordiality, I say to myself:--
-
-“If suddenly a white bear, a philosopher, a tiger, or some other animal
-of this kind were to enter, and ascending to the orchestra, were to
-shout out furiously: ‘Wretched beings! Listen to the truth that comes
-from my lips! You are oppressed! You are the slaves of tyrants! You are
-wretched and heart-sick! Awake from your lethargy!
-
-“‘Musicians, break your instruments about your heads, and let each one
-of you arm himself with a poniard. Think no more about holidays and
-rejoicings. Climb into the boxes, and stab their occupants, one and all.
-And let the women steep their timid hands in blood.
-
-“‘Quit this room, for you are free! Tear your king from his throne, and
-your God from his sanctuary.’
-
-“Well, and how many of these charming men will obey this tiger’s voice.
-How many of them thought, perhaps, of such deeds before they entered?
-Who can tell? Was there no dancing in Paris five years ago?”
-
-Joannetti! shut the door and windows! I do not wish to see the light!
-Let no one enter my room. Put my sword within reach. Go out yourself,
-and keep away from me.
-
-
-
-
-XXXIII.
-
-_Consolation._
-
-
-No, no! Stay, Joannetti, my good fellow! And you too, Rose, you who
-guess what are my sorrows, and soften them by your caresses, come!
-
-V forms the resting-place.
-
-
-
-
-XXXIV.
-
-_Correspondence._
-
-
-The upset of my post-chaise has rendered the reader the service of
-shortening my journey by a good dozen chapters, for, upon getting up, I
-found myself close to my bureau, and saw that I had no time left for any
-observations upon a number of engravings and pictures which had yet to
-be surveyed, and which might have lengthened my excursions into the
-realm of painting.
-
-Leaving to the right the portraits of Raphael and his mistress, the
-Chevalier d’Assas and the Shepherdess of the Alps, and taking the left,
-the side on which the window is situated, my bureau comes into view. It
-is the first and the most prominent object the traveller’s eyes light
-upon, taking the route I have indicated.
-
-It is surmounted by a few shelves that serve as a book-case, and the
-whole is terminated by a bust which completes the pyramid, and
-contributes more than any other object to the adornment of this region.
-
-Upon opening the first drawer to the left, we find an inkstand, paper of
-all kinds, pens ready mended, and sealing-wax; all which set the most
-indolent person longing to write.
-
-I am sure, dear Jenny, that if you chanced to open this drawer, you
-would reply to the letter I wrote you a year ago.
-
-In the opposite drawer lies a confused heap of materials for a touching
-history of the prisoner of Pignerol,[5] which, my dear friends, you will
-ere long read.
-
-Between these two drawers is a recess into which I throw whatever
-letters I receive. All that have reached me during the last ten years
-are there. The oldest of them are arranged according to date in several
-packets; the new ones lie pell-mell. Besides these, I have several
-dating from my early boyhood.
-
-How great a pleasure it is to behold again through the medium of these
-letters the interesting scenes of our early years, to be once again
-transported into those happy days that we shall see no more!
-
-How full is my heart, and how deeply tinged with sadness is its joy, as
-my eyes wander over those words traced by one who is gone forever! That
-handwriting is his, and it was his heart that guided his hand. It was to
-me that he addressed this letter, and this letter is all that is left of
-him!
-
-When I put my hand into this recess, I seldom leave the spot for the
-whole day. In like manner, a traveller will pass rapidly through whole
-provinces of Italy, making a few hurried and trivial observations on the
-way, and upon reaching Rome will take up his abode there for months.
-
-This is the richest vein in the mine I am exploring. How changed I find
-my ideas and sentiments, and how altered do my friends appear when I
-examine them as they were in days gone by, and as they are now! In these
-mirrors of the past I see them in mortal agitation about plans which no
-longer disturb them.
-
-Here I find an event announced which we evidently looked upon as a great
-misfortune; but the end of the letter is wanting, and the circumstance
-is so entirely forgotten that I cannot now make out what the matter was
-which so concerned us. We were possessed by a thousand prejudices. We
-knew nothing of the world, and of men. But then, how warm was our
-intercourse! How intimate our friendship! How unbounded our confidence!
-
-In our ignorance there was bliss. But now,--ah! all is now changed. We
-have been compelled, as others, to read the human heart; and truth,
-falling like a bomb into the midst of us, has forever destroyed the
-enchanted palace of illusion.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-XXXV.
-
-_The Withered Rose._
-
-
-If the subject were worth the trouble, I could readily write a chapter
-upon that dry rose. It is a flower of last year’s carnival. I gathered
-it myself in the Valentino.[6] And in the evening, an hour before the
-ball was to begin, I bore it, full of hope, and agreeably excited, to
-Madame Hautcastel, for her acceptance. She took it, and without looking
-at it or me, placed it upon her toilette-table. And how could she have
-given _me_ any of her attention? She was engaged in looking at herself.
-There she stood before a large mirror; her hair was ornamented for a
-fête, and the decorations of her dress were undergoing their final
-arrangement. She was so fully occupied, her attention was so totally
-absorbed by the ribbons, gauzes, and all sorts of finery that lay in
-heaps before her, that I did not get a look or any sign of recognition.
-There was nothing for me but resignation. I held out humbly in my hand a
-number of pins arranged in order. But her pincushion being more within
-reach, she took them from her pincushion, and when I brought my hand
-nearer, she took them from my hand, quite indifferently, and in taking
-them up she would feel about for them with the tips of her fingers,
-without taking her eyes from the glass, lest she should lose sight of
-herself.
-
-For some time I held behind her a second mirror that she might judge the
-better how her dress became her, and as her face reflected itself from
-one glass to another, I saw a prospective of coquettes, no one of whom
-paid me the least attention. In a word, I must confess that my rose and
-I cut a very poor figure.
-
-At last I lost all patience, and unable longer to control the vexation
-that preyed upon me, I put down the looking-glass I had been holding,
-and went out angrily without taking leave.
-
-“O! you are going?” she said, turning so as to see her figure in
-profile. I made no answer, but I listened some time at the door to see
-what effect my abrupt departure would have.
-
-“Do you not see,” she said to her maid, after a moment’s silence, “that
-this caraco, particularly the lower part, is much too large at the
-waist, and will want pinning?”
-
-Why and wherefore that rose is upon my shelf, I shall certainly not
-explain, for, as I said before, a withered rose does not deserve a
-chapter.
-
-And pray observe, ladies, that I make no reflection upon the adventure
-with the rose. I do not say whether Madame de Hautcastel did well or
-otherwise in preferring her dress to me, or whether I had any right to a
-better reception.
-
-I take special care to deduce therefrom no general conclusions about the
-reality, the strength, and the duration of the affection of ladies for
-their friends. I am content to cast this chapter (since it is one) into
-the world with the rest of my journey, without addressing it to any one,
-and without recommending it to any one.
-
-I will only add, gentlemen, a word of counsel. Impress well upon your
-minds this fact, that your mistress is no longer yours on the day of a
-ball.
-
-As soon as dressing begins, a lover is no more thought of than a husband
-would be; and the ball takes the place of a lover.
-
-Every one knows how little a husband gains by enforcing his love. Take
-your trouble, then, patiently, cheerfully.
-
-And, my dear sir, do not deceive yourself; if a lady welcome you at a
-ball, it is not as a lover that you are received, for you are a
-husband--but as a part of the ball; and you are therefore but a fraction
-of her new conquest. You are the decimal of a lover. Or, it may be, you
-dance well, and so give éclat to her graces. After all, perhaps, the
-most flattering way in which you can regard her kind welcome is to
-consider that she hopes by treating as her cavalier a man of parts like
-yourself, to excite the jealousy of her companions. Were it not for that
-she would not notice you at all.
-
-It amounts then to this. You must resign yourself to your fate, and wait
-until the husband’s _rôle_ is played. I know those who would be glad to
-get off at so cheap a rate.
-
-
-
-
-XXXVI.
-
-_The Library._
-
-
-I promised to give a dialogue between my soul and the OTHER. But there
-are some chapters which elude me, as it were, or rather, there are
-others which flow from my pen _nolens volens_, and derange my plans.
-Among these is one about my library; and I will make it as short as I
-can. Our forty-two days will soon be ended; and even were it not so, a
-similar period would not suffice to complete the description of the rich
-country in which I travel so pleasantly.
-
-My library, then, is composed of novels, if I must make the confession;
-of novels and a few choice poets.
-
-As if I had not troubles enough of my own, I share those of a thousand
-imaginary personages, and I feel them as acutely as my own. How many
-tears have I shed for that poor Clarissa,[7] and for Charlotte’s[8]
-lover!
-
-But if I go out of my way in search of unreal afflictions, I find in
-return, such virtue, kindness, and disinterestedness in this imaginary
-world as I have never yet found united in the real world around me. I
-meet with a woman after my heart’s desire, free from whim, lightness,
-and affectation. I say nothing about beauty; this I can leave to my
-imagination, and picture her faultlessly beautiful. And then, closing
-the book, which no longer keeps pace with my ideas, I take the fair one
-by the hand, and we travel together over a country a thousand times more
-delightful than Eden itself. What painter could represent the fairy
-land in which I have placed the goddess of my heart? What poet could
-ever describe the lively and manifold sensations I experience in those
-enchanted regions?
-
-How often have I cursed that Cleveland,[9] who is always embarking upon
-new troubles which he might very well avoid! I cannot endure that book
-with its long list of calamities. But if I open it by way of
-distraction, I cannot help devouring it to the end.
-
-For how could I leave that poor man among the Abaquis? What would become
-of him in the hands of those savages? Still less dare I leave him in his
-attempt to escape from captivity.
-
-Indeed, I so enter into his sorrows, I am so interested in him and in
-his unfortunate family, that the sudden appearance of the ferocious
-Ruintons makes my hair stand on end. When I read that passage a cold
-perspiration covers me, and my fright is as lively and real as if I was
-going to be roasted and eaten by the monsters myself.
-
-When I have had enough of tears and love, I turn to some poet, and set
-out again for a new world.
-
-
-
-
-XXXVII.
-
-_Another World._
-
-
-From the Argonautic expedition to the Assembly of Notables; from the
-bottom of the nethermost pit to the furthest fixed star beyond the Milky
-Way; to the confines of the Universe; to the gates of chaos; thus far
-extends the vast field over the length and breadth of which I leisurely
-roam. I lack nor time nor space. Thither, conducted by Homer, by Milton,
-by Virgil, by Ossian, I transport my existence.
-
-All the events that have taken place between these two epochs; all the
-countries, all the worlds, all the beings that have existed between
-these two boundaries,--all are mine, all as lawfully belong to me as
-the ships that entered the Piræus belonged to a certain Athenian.
-
-Above all the rest do I love the poets who carry me back to the remotest
-antiquity. The death of the ambitious Agamemnon, the madness of Orestes,
-and the tragical history of the heaven-persecuted family of the Atrides,
-inspire me with a terror that all the events of modern times could not
-excite in my breast.
-
-Behold the fatal urn which contains the ashes of Orestes! Who would not
-shudder at the sight? Electra, unhappy sister! be comforted, for it is
-Orestes himself who bears the urn, and the ashes are those of his
-enemies.
-
-No longer are their banks like those of Xanthus or the Scamander. No
-longer do we visit plains such as those of Hesperia or Arcadia. Where
-are now the isles of Lemnos and Crete? Where the famous labyrinth? Where
-is the rock that forlorn Ariadne washed with her tears? Theseus is seen
-no more; Hercules is gone forever. The men, aye, and the heroes of our
-day are but pigmies.
-
-When I would visit a scene full of enthusiasm, and put forth all the
-strength of my imagination, I cling boldly to the flowing robe of the
-sublime blind poet of Albion at the moment when he soars heavenward, and
-dares approach the throne of the Eternal. What muse was able to sustain
-him in a flight so lofty that no man before him ever ventured to raise
-his eyes so high? From heaven’s dazzling pavement which avaricious
-Mammon looked down upon with envious eyes, I pass, horror-stricken, to
-the vast caverns of Satan’s sojourn. I take my place at the infernal
-council, mingle with the host of rebellious spirits, and listen to their
-discourse.
-
-But here I must confess a weakness for which I have often reproached
-myself.
-
-I cannot help taking a certain interest in Satan, thus hurled headlong
-from heaven. (I am speaking, of course, of _Milton’s_ Satan.) While I
-blame the obstinacy of the rebel angel, the firmness he shows in the
-midst of his exceeding great misery, and the grandness of his courage,
-inspire me, against my will, with admiration. Although not ignorant of
-the woe resulting from the direful enterprise that led him to force the
-gate of hell and to trouble the home of our first parents, I cannot for
-a moment, do what I will, wish he may perish in the confusion of chaos
-on his way. I even think I could willingly help him, did not shame
-withhold me. I follow his every movement, and take as much pleasure in
-travelling with him as if I were in very good company. In vain I
-consider that after all he is a devil on his way to the ruin of the
-human race, that he is a thorough democrat not after the manner of those
-of Athens, but of Paris. All this does not cure me of my prejudice in
-his favor.
-
-How vast was his project! How great the boldness displayed in its
-execution!
-
-When the thrice-threefold gates of hell fly open before him, and the
-dark, boundless ocean discloses itself in all its horror at his feet,
-with undaunted eye he surveys the realm of chaos, and then, opening his
-sail-broad wings, precipitates himself into the abyss.[10]
-
-To me this passage is one of the noblest efforts of imagination, and one
-of the most splendid journeys ever made, next to _the journey round my
-room_.
-
-
-
-
-XXXVIII.
-
-_The Bust._
-
-
-I should never end if I tried to describe a thousandth part of the
-strange events I meet with when I travel in my library. The voyages of
-Cook and the observations of his fellow-travellers Banks and Solander
-are nothing compared with my adventures in this one district. Indeed, I
-think I could spend my life there in a kind of rapture, were it not for
-the bust I have already mentioned, upon which my eyes and thoughts
-always fix themselves at last, whatever may be the position of my soul.
-And when my soul is violently agitated, or a prey to despair, a glance
-at this bust suffices to restore the troubled being to its natural
-state. It sounds the chord upon which I keep in tune the harmonies, and
-correct the discords of the sensations and perceptions of which my being
-is made up. How striking the likeness! Those are the features nature
-gave to the best of men. O, that the sculptor had been able to bring to
-view his noble soul, his genius, his character! But what am I
-attempting! Is it here that his praise should be recorded? Do I address
-myself to the men that surround me? Ah! what concern is it of theirs?
-
-I am contented to bend before thy image, O best of fathers! Alas, that
-this should be all that is left me of thee and of my father-land! Thou
-quittedst the earth when crime was about to invade it; and so heavy are
-the ills that oppress thy family, that we are constrained to regard thy
-loss as a blessing. Many would have been the evils a longer life would
-have brought upon thee! And dost thou, O my father, dost thou, in thine
-abode of bliss, know the lot of thy family! Knowest thou that thy
-children are exiled from the country thou hast served with so much zeal
-and integrity for sixty years?
-
-Dost thou know that they are forbidden to visit thy grave? But tyranny
-has not been able to deprive them of the most precious part of thy
-heritage, the record of thy virtues, and the force of thine example. In
-the midst of the torrent of crime which has borne their father-land and
-their patrimony to ruin, they have steadfastly remained united in the
-path marked out for them by thee. And when it shall be given them to
-prostrate themselves once more beside thy tomb, thou shalt see in them
-thine obedient children.
-
-
-
-
-XXXIX.
-
-_A Dialogue._
-
-
-I promised a dialogue, and I will keep my word.
-
-It was daybreak. The rays of the sun were gilding the summit of Mount
-Viso, and the tops of the highest hills on the island beneath our feet.
-My soul was already awake. This early awakening may have been the effect
-of those night visions which often excite in her a fatiguing and useless
-agitation: or perhaps the carnival, then drawing to a close, was the
-secret cause; for this season of pleasure and folly influences the human
-organization much as do the phases of the moon and the conjunction of
-certain planets. However this may be, my soul was awake, and wide awake,
-when she shook off the bands of sleep.
-
-For some time she had shared, though confusedly, the sensations of the
-OTHER: but she was still encumbered by the swathes of night and sleep;
-and these swathes seemed to her transformed into gauze and fine linen
-and Indian lawn. My poor soul was, as it were, enwrapped in all this
-paraphernalia, and the god of sleep, that he might hold her still more
-firmly under his sway, added to these bonds disheveled tresses of flaxen
-hair, ribbon bows, and pearl necklaces. Really it was pitiful to see her
-struggle in these toils.
-
-The agitation of the nobler part of myself communicated itself to the
-OTHER; and the latter, in its turn, reacted powerfully upon my soul.
-
-I worked myself, at last, into a state which it would be hard to
-describe, while my soul, either sagaciously or by chance, hit upon a way
-of escaping from the gauzes by which it was being suffocated. I know
-not whether she discovered an outlet, or whether, which is a more
-natural conclusion, it occurred to her to raise them: at all events, she
-found a means of egress from the labyrinth. The tresses of disheveled
-hair were still there; but they were now rather help than hindrance; my
-soul seized them, as a drowning man clutches the sedge on a river’s
-bank, but the pearl necklace broke in the act, and the unstrung pearls
-rolled on the sofa, and from the sofa to Madame Hautcastel’s floor (for
-my soul, by an eccentricity for which it would be difficult to give a
-reason, fancied she was at that lady’s house); then a great bunch of
-violets fell to the ground, and my soul, which then awoke, returned
-home, bringing with her common sense and reality. She strongly
-disapproved, as you will readily imagine, of all that had passed in her
-absence; and here it is that the dialogue begins which forms the subject
-of this chapter.
-
-Never had my soul been so ungraciously received. The complaints she
-thought fit to make at this critical moment fully sufficed to stir up
-domestic strife; a revolt, a formal insurrection followed.
-
-“What!” said my soul, “is it thus that during my absence, instead of
-restoring your strength by quiet sleep that you may be better able to do
-my bidding, you have the insolence (the expressing was rather strong) to
-give yourself up to transports which my authority has not sanctioned!”
-
-Little accustomed to this haughty tone, the OTHER angrily answered:--
-
-“Really, madame” (this madame was meant to remove from the discussion
-anything like familiarity), “really, this affectation of virtuous
-decorum is highly becoming to you! Is it not to the sallies of your
-imagination, and to your extravagant ideas, that I owe what in me
-displeases you? What right have you to go on those pleasant excursions
-so often, without taking me with you? Have I ever complained about your
-attending the meetings in the Empyrean or in the Elysian fields, your
-conversations with the celestial intelligences, your profound
-speculations (a little raillery here, you see), your castles in the air,
-and your transcendental systems? And have I not a right, when you leave
-me in this way, to enjoy the blessings bestowed upon me by Nature, and
-the pleasures she places before me?”
-
-My soul, surprised at so much vivacity and eloquence, did not know how
-to reply. In order to settle the dispute amicably, she endeavored to
-veil with the semblance of good-nature the reproaches that had escaped
-her. But, that she might not seem to take the first steps towards
-reconciliation, she affected a formal tone. “_Madame_,” she said, with
-assumed cordiality.... If the reader thought the word misplaced when
-addressed to my soul, what will he say of it now, if he call to mind the
-cause of the quarrel? But my soul did not feel the extreme absurdity of
-this mode of expression, so much does passion obscure the intellect!
-“Madame,” she said, “nothing, be assured, would give me so much pleasure
-as to see you enjoy those pleasures of which your nature is susceptible,
-if even I did not participate in them, were it not that such pleasures
-are harmful to you, injuriously affecting the harmony which....” Here my
-soul was rudely interrupted, “No, no, I am not the dupe of your
-pretended kindness. The sojourn we are compelled to make together in
-this room in which we travel; the wound which I received, which still
-bleeds, and which nearly destroyed me,--is not all this the fruit of
-your overweening conceit and your barbarous prejudices? My comfort, my
-very existence, is counted as nothing when your passions sway you: and
-then, forsooth, you pretend that you take an interest in my welfare, and
-that your insults spring from friendship.”
-
-My soul saw very well that the part she was playing on this occasion was
-no flattering one. She began, too, to perceive that the warmth of the
-dispute had put the cause of it out of sight. Profiting from this
-circumstance, she caused a further distraction by saying to Joannetti,
-who at that moment entered the room, “Make some coffee!” The noise of
-the cups attracted all the rebel’s attention, who forthwith forgot
-everything else. In like manner we show children a toy to make them
-forget the unwholesome fruit for which they beg and stamp.
-
-While the water was being heated, I insensibly fell asleep. I enjoyed
-that delightful sensation about which I have already entertained my
-readers, and which you experience when you feel yourself to be dozing.
-The agreeable rattling Joannetti made with the coffee-pot reëchoed in my
-brain, and set all my sensitive nerves vibrating, just as a single
-harp-string when struck will make the octaves resound.
-
-At last I saw as it were, a shadow pass before me. I opened my eyes, and
-there stood Joannetti. Ah, what an aroma! How agreeable a surprise!
-Coffee! Cream! A pyramid of dry toast! Good reader, come, breakfast with
-me!
-
-
-
-
-XL.
-
-_Imagination._
-
-
-What a wealth of delights has kind Nature given to those who can enjoy
-them. Who can count the innumerable phases they assume in different
-individuals, and at different periods of life! The confused remembrance
-of the pleasures of my boyhood sends a thrill through my heart. Shall I
-attempt to paint the joys of the youth whose soul glows with all the
-warmth of love, at an age when interest, ambition, hatred, and all the
-base passions that degrade and torment humanity are unknown to him, even
-by name?
-
-During this age, too short, alas! the sun shines with a brightness it
-never displays in after-life; the air is then purer, the streams
-clearer and fresher, and nature has aspects, and the woods have paths,
-which in our riper age we never find again. O, what perfumes those
-flowers breathe! How delicious are those fruits! With what colors is the
-morning sky adorned! Men are all good, generous, kind-hearted; and women
-all lovely and faithful. On all sides we meet with cordiality,
-frankness, and unselfishness. Nature presents to us nothing but flowers,
-virtues, and pleasures.
-
-The excitement of love, and the anticipation of happiness, do they not
-fill our hearts to the brim with emotions no less lively and various?
-
-The sight of nature and its contemplation, whether we regard it as a
-whole, or examine its details, opens to our reason an immense field of
-enjoyments. Soon the imagination, brooding over this sea of pleasures,
-increases their number and intensity. The various sensations so unite
-and blend as to form new ones. Dreams of glory mingle with the
-palpitations of love. Benevolence moves hand in hand with self-esteem.
-Melancholy, from time to time, throws over us her solemn livery, and
-changes our tears to joy. Thus the perceptions of the mind, the feelings
-of the heart, the very remembrance of sensations, are inexhaustible
-sources of pleasure and comfort to man. No wonder, then, that the noise
-Joannetti made with the coffee-pot, and the unexpected appearance of a
-cup of cream, should have impressed me so vividly and so agreeably.
-
-
-
-
-XLI.
-
-_The Travelling-coat._
-
-
-I put on my travelling-coat, after having examined it with a complacent
-eye; and forthwith resolved to write a chapter _ad hoc_, that I might
-make it known to the reader.
-
-The form and usefulness of these garments being pretty generally known,
-I will treat specially of their influence upon the minds of travellers.
-
-My winter travelling-coat is made of the warmest and softest stuff I
-could meet with. It envelops me entirely from head to foot, and when I
-am in my arm-chair, with my hands in my pockets, I am very like the
-statue of Vishnu one sees in the pagodas of India.
-
-You may, if you will, tax me with prejudice when I assert the influence
-a traveller’s costume exercises upon its wearer. At any rate I can
-confidently affirm with regard to this matter, that it would appear to
-me as ridiculous to take a single step of my journey round my room in
-uniform, with my sword at my side, as it would to go forth into the
-world in my dressing-gown. Were I to find myself in full military dress,
-not only should I be unable to proceed with my journey, but I really
-believe I should not be able to read what I have written about my
-travels, still less to understand it.
-
-Does this surprise you? Do we not every day meet with people who fancy
-they are ill because they are unshaven, or because some one has thought
-they have looked poorly, and told them so? Dress has such influence upon
-men’s minds that there are valetudinarians who think themselves in
-better health than usual when they have on a new coat and well-powdered
-wig. They deceive the public and themselves by their nicety about dress,
-until one finds some fine morning they have died in full fig, and their
-death startles everybody.
-
-And in the class of men among whom I live, how many there are who,
-finding themselves clothed in uniform, firmly believe they are officers,
-until the unexpected appearance of the enemy shows them their mistake.
-And more than this, if it be the king’s good pleasure to allow one of
-them to add to his coat a certain trimming, he straightway believes
-himself to be a general, and the whole army gives him the title without
-any notion of making fun of him! So great an influence has a coat upon
-the human imagination!
-
-The following illustration will show still further the truth of my
-assertion.
-
-It sometimes happened that they forgot to inform the Count de ---- some
-days beforehand of the approach of his turn to mount guard. Early one
-morning, on the very day on which this duty fell to the Count, a
-corporal awoke him, and announced the disagreeable news. But the idea of
-getting up there and then, putting on his gaiters, and turning out
-without having thought about it the evening before, so disturbed him
-that he preferred reporting himself sick and staying at home all day. So
-he put on his dressing-gown, and sent away his barber. This made him
-look pale and ill, and frightened his wife and family. He really _did_
-feel a little poorly.
-
-He told every one he was not very well, partly for the sake of
-appearances, and partly because he positively believed himself to be
-indisposed. Gradually the influence of the dressing-gown began to work.
-The slops he was obliged to take upset his stomach. His relations and
-friends sent to ask after him. He was soon quite ill enough to take to
-his bed.
-
-In the evening Dr. Ranson[11] found his pulse hard and feverish, and
-ordered him to be bled next day.
-
-If the campaign had lasted a month longer, the sick man’s case would
-have been past cure.
-
-Now, who can doubt about the influence of travelling-coats upon
-travellers, if he reflect that poor Count de ---- thought more than once
-that he was about to perform a journey to the other world for having
-inopportunely donned his dressing-gown in this?
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-XLII.
-
-_Aspasia’s Buskin._
-
-
-I was sitting near my fire after dinner, enveloped in my “habit de
-voyage,” and freely abandoning myself to its influence: the hour for
-starting was, I knew, drawing nigh; but the fumes generated by digestion
-rose to my brain, and so obstructed the channels along which thoughts
-glide on their way from the senses, that all communication between them
-was intercepted. And as my senses no longer transmitted any idea to my
-brain, the latter, in its turn, could no longer emit any of that
-electric fluid with which the ingenious Doctor Valli resuscitates dead
-frogs.
-
-After reading this preamble, you will easily understand why my head fell
-on my chest, and why the muscles of the thumb and forefinger of my right
-hand, being no longer excited by the electric fluid, became so relaxed
-that a volume of the works of the Marquis Caraccioli, which I was
-holding tightly between these two fingers, imperceptibly eluded my
-grasp, and fell upon the hearth.
-
-I had just had some callers, and my conversation with the persons who
-had left the room had turned upon the death of Dr. Cigna, an eminent
-physician then lately deceased. He was a learned and hard-working man, a
-good naturalist, and a famous botanist. My thoughts were occupied with
-the merits of this skillful man. “And yet,” I said to myself, “were it
-possible for me to evoke the spirits of those whom he has, perhaps,
-dismissed to the other world, who knows but that his reputation might
-suffer some diminution?”
-
-I travelled insensibly to a dissertation on medicine and the progress it
-has made since the time of Hippocrates. I asked myself whether the
-famous personages of antiquity who died in their beds, as Pericles,
-Plato, the celebrated Aspasia, and Hippocrates, died, after the manner
-of ordinary mortals, of some putrid or inflammatory fever; and whether
-they were bled, and crammed with specifics.
-
-To say why these four personages came into my mind rather than any
-others, is out of my power; for who can give reasons for what he dreams?
-All that I can say is that my soul summoned the doctor of Cos, the
-doctor of Turin, and the famous statesman who did such great things, and
-committed such grave faults.
-
-But as to his graceful friend, I humbly own that it was the OTHER who
-beckoned her to come. Still, however, when I think of the interview, I
-am tempted to feel some little pride, for it is evident that in this
-dream the balance in favor of reason was as four to one. Pretty fair
-this, methinks, for a lieutenant.
-
-However this may be, whilst giving myself up to the reflections I have
-described, my eyes closed, and I fell fast asleep. But upon shutting my
-eyes, the image of the personages of whom I had been thinking, remained
-painted upon that delicate canvas we call memory; and these images,
-mingling in my brain with the idea of the evocation of the dead, it was
-not long before I saw advancing in procession Hippocrates, Plato,
-Pericles, Aspasia, and Doctor Cigna in his bob-wig.
-
-I saw them all seat themselves in chairs ranged around the fire.
-Pericles alone remained standing to read the newspapers.
-
-“If the discoveries of which you speak were true,” said Hippocrates to
-the doctor, “and had they been as useful to the healing art as you
-affirm, I should have seen the number of those who daily descend to the
-gloomy realm of Pluto decrease; but the ratio of its inhabitants,
-according to the registers of Minos which I have myself verified,
-remains still the same as formerly.”
-
-Doctor Cigna turned to me and said: “You have without doubt heard these
-discoveries spoken of. You know that Harvey discovered the circulation
-of the blood; that the immortal Spallanzani explained the process of
-digestion, the mechanism of which is now well understood;” and he
-entered upon a long detail of all the discoveries connected with physic,
-and of the host of remedies for which we are indebted to chemistry: in
-short, he delivered an academical discourse in favor of modern
-medicine.
-
-“But am I to believe,” I replied, “that these great men were ignorant of
-all you have been telling them, and that their souls, having shuffled
-off this mortal coil, still meet with any obscurities in nature?”
-
-“Ah! how great is your error!” exclaimed the _proto-physician_[12] of
-the Peloponnesus. The mysteries of nature are as closely hidden from the
-dead as from the living. Of one thing we who linger on the banks of the
-Styx are certain, that He who created all things alone knows the great
-secret which men vainly strive to solve. “And,” added he, turning to the
-doctor, “do be persuaded by me to divest yourself of what still clings
-to you of the party-spirit you have brought with you from the sojourn of
-mortals. And since, seeing that Charon daily ferries over in his boat as
-many shades as heretofore, the labors of a thousand generations and all
-the discoveries men have made have not been able to prolong their
-existence, let us not uselessly weary ourselves in defending an art
-which, among the dead, cannot even profit its practitioners.”
-
-Thus, to my great amazement, spoke the famous Hippocrates.
-
-Doctor Cigna smiled; and as spirits can neither withstand evidence, nor
-silence truth, he not only agreed with Hippocrates, but, blushing after
-the manner of disembodied intelligences, he protested that he had
-himself always had his doubts.
-
-Pericles, who had drawn near the window, heaved a deep sigh, the cause
-of which I divined. He was reading a number of the “Moniteur,” which
-announced the decadence of the arts and sciences. He saw illustrious
-scholars desert their sublime conceptions to invent new crimes, and
-shuddered at hearing a rabble herd compare themselves with the heroes
-of generous Greece; and this, forsooth, because they put to death,
-without shame or remorse, venerable old men, women, and children, and
-coolly perpetrated the blackest and most useless crimes.
-
-Plato, who had listened to our conversation without joining in it, and
-seeing it brought to a sudden and unexpected close, thus spoke: “I can
-readily understand that the discoveries great men have made in the
-various branches of natural science do not forward the art of medicine,
-which can never change the course of nature, except at the cost of life.
-But this will certainly not be so with the researches that have been
-made in the study of politics. Locke’s inquiries into the nature of the
-human understanding, the invention of printing, the accumulated
-observations drawn from history, the number of excellent books which
-have spread sound information even among the lower orders,--so many
-wonders must have contributed to make men better, and the happy republic
-I conceived, which the age in which I lived caused me to regard as an
-impracticable dream, no doubt now exists upon the earth?” At this
-question the honest doctor cast down his eyes, and only answered by
-tears. In wiping them with his pocket-handkerchief, he involuntarily
-moved his wig on one side, so that a part of his face was hidden by it.
-“Ye gods!” exclaimed Aspasia, with a scream, “how strange a sight! And
-is it a discovery of one of your great men that has led you to the idea
-of turning another man’s skull into a head-dress?”
-
-Aspasia, from whom our philosophical dissertations had elicited nothing
-but gapes, had taken up a magazine of fashions which lay on the
-chimney-piece, the leaves of which she had been turning over for some
-time when the doctor’s wig made her utter this exclamation. Finding the
-narrow, ricketty seat upon which she was sitting uncomfortable, she had,
-without the least ceremony, placed her two bare legs, which were adorned
-with bandelets, on the straw-bottomed chair between her and me, and
-rested her elbow upon the broad shoulders of Plato.
-
-“It is no skull,” said the doctor, addressing her, and taking off his
-wig, which he threw on the fire, “it is a wig, madam; and I know not why
-I did not cast this ridiculous ornament into the flames of Tartarus when
-first I came among you. But absurdities and prejudices adhere so closely
-to our miserable nature that they even follow us sometimes beyond the
-grave.” I took singular pleasure in seeing the doctor thus abjure his
-physic and his wig at the same moment.
-
-“I assure you,” said Aspasia, “that most of the head-dresses represented
-in the pages I have been turning over deserve the same fate as yours,
-so very extravagant are they.”
-
-The fair Athenian amused herself vastly in looking over the engravings,
-and was very reasonably surprised by the variety and oddity of modern
-contrivances. One figure, especially struck her. It was that of a young
-lady with a really elegant head-dress which Aspasia only thought
-somewhat too high. But the piece of gauze that covered the neck was so
-very full you could scarcely see half her face. Aspasia, not knowing
-that these extraordinary developments were produced by starch, could not
-help showing a surprise which would have been redoubled (but inversely),
-had the gauze been transparent.
-
-“But do explain,” she said, “why women of the present day seem to wear
-dresses to hide rather than to clothe them. They scarcely allow their
-faces to be seen, those faces by which alone their sex is to be
-guessed, so strangely are their bodies disfigured by the eccentric folds
-of their garments. Among all the figures represented in these pages, I
-do not find one with the neck, arms, and legs bare. How is it your young
-warriors are not tempted to put an end to such a fashion? It would
-appear,” she added, “that the virtue of the women of this age, which
-they parade in all their articles of dress, greatly surpasses that of my
-contemporaries.”
-
-As she ended these words, Aspasia turned her eyes on me as if to ask a
-reply. I pretended not to notice this, and in order to give myself an
-absent air, took up the tongs and pushed away among the embers the
-shreds of the doctor’s wig which had escaped the flames. Observing
-presently afterwards that one of the bandelets which clasped Aspasia’s
-buskin had come undone, “Permit me,” said I, “charming lady,”--and
-eagerly stooping, stretched out my hands towards the chair on which I
-had fancied I saw those legs about which even great philosophers went
-into ecstacies.
-
-I am persuaded that at this moment I was very near genuine somnambulism,
-so real was the movement of which I speak. But Rose, who happened to be
-sleeping in the chair, thought the movement was meant for her, and
-jumping nimbly into my arms, she drove back into Hades the famous shades
-my travelling-coat had summoned.
-
-
-
-
-_Liberty._
-
-
-Delightful realm of Imagination, which the benevolent Being has bestowed
-upon man to console him for the disappointments he meets with in real
-life.
-
-This day, certain persons on whom I am dependent affect to restore me to
-liberty. As if they had ever deprived me of it! As if it were in their
-power to snatch it from me for a single moment, and to hinder me from
-traversing, at my own good pleasure, the vast space that ever lies open
-before me! They have forbidden me to go at large in a city, a mere
-speck, and have left open to me the whole universe, in which immensity
-and eternity obey me.
-
-I am now free, then; or rather, I must enter again into bondage. The
-yoke of office is again to weigh me down, and every step I take must
-conform with the exigencies of politeness and duty. Fortunate shall I be
-if some capricious goddess do not again make me forget both, and if I
-escape from this new and dangerous captivity.
-
-O why did they not allow me to finish my captivity! Was it as a
-punishment that I was exiled to my chamber, to that delightful country
-in which abound all the riches and enjoyments of the world? As well
-might they consign a mouse to a granary.
-
-Still, never did I more clearly perceive that I am double than I do now.
-Whilst I regret my imaginary joys, I feel myself consoled. I am borne
-along by an unseen power which tells me I need the pure air, and the
-light of heaven, and that solitude is like death. Once more I don my
-customary garb; my door opens; I wander under the spacious porticos of
-the Strada della Po; a thousand agreeable visions float before my eyes.
-Yes, there is that mansion, that door, that staircase! I thrill with
-expectation.
-
-In like manner the act of slicing a lemon gives you a foretaste that
-makes your mouth water.
-
-Poor ANIMAL! Take care!
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[1] _Bête_ is not translatable here. The English word _animal_ is
-hardly nearer than _beast_. _Bête_ is a milder word than _beast_, and
-when used metaphorically, implies silliness rather than brutality. In
-some cases our _creature_ would translate it, _Pauvre bête!_ _Poor
-creature!_
-
-[2] Vide _Werther_, chapter xxviii.
-
-[3] The reader will probably have been reminded of the “Sentimental
-Journey” before reaching this proof of our author’s acquaintance with
-the writings of Sterne.
-
-H. A.
-
-
-[4] A fashionable milliner of the time.
-
-[5] This work was not published.
-
-[6] The botanical garden of Turin.
-
-[7] Richardson’s _Clarissa Harlowe_.
-
-[8] Goethe’s _Werther_.
-
-[9] _Cleveland_, by the Abbé Prévost.
-
-[10] Some freedom of translation is, perhaps, pardonable here. Our
-author, depending, it would seem, upon his memory, gives Satan wings
-large enough “to cover a whole army.” It was “the extended wings” of
-the gates of hell, not of Satan, that Milton describes as wide enough
-to admit a “bannered host.” _Paradise Lost_, ii. 885.
-
-H. A.
-
-
-[11] A popular Turin physician when the _Voyage_ was written.
-
-[12] A title known at the Sardinian court.
-
-
-
-
-
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-<p class="cb"><img src="images/i_half_title-a.jpg"
-width="250"
-alt=""
-/><br /><br />A JOURNEY &nbsp; ROUND &nbsp; MY &nbsp; ROOM.<br /><br />
-<img src="images/i_half_title-b.jpg"
-width="80"
-alt=""
-/></p>
-
-<h1>
-A &nbsp; J O U R N E Y<br />
-<br /><small>
-ROUND MY ROOM</small></h1>
-
-<p class="c"><big>BY &nbsp; XAVIER &nbsp; DE &nbsp; MAISTRE</big><br />
-<br /><small>
-TRANSLATED FROM THE FRENCH WITH A NOTICE<br />
-<br />
-OF THE AUTHOR’S LIFE</small><br />
-<br />
-<span class="smcap">By</span> H. A.<br />
-<br /><br />
-<img src="images/i_title.jpg"
-width="100"
-alt=""
-/><br />
-<br />
-<br />
-<br />
-LONDON<br />
-<br />
-LONGMANS, GREEN, READER, AND DYER.<br />
-<br />
-1871<br />
-<br /><br /><small>
-H. O. HOUGHTON AND CO., PRINTERS, RIVERSIDE PRESS,<br />CAMBRIDGE.</small><br />
-
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_i" id="page_i">{i}</a>&nbsp; </span>
-<br />
-<br />
-TO<br />
-<br /><br />
-<b><big>S. A.</big></b><br />
-<br /><br />
-H. A.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_ii" id="page_ii">{ii}</a></span>&nbsp; </p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_iii" id="page_iii">{iii}</a></span>&nbsp; </p>
-
-<h2><a name="PREFACE" id="PREFACE"></a>PREFACE.</h2>
-
-<p class="c"><img src="images/i_iii.jpg" width="50" alt="" /></p>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">T</span>HE author of the “Voyage autour de ma Chambre” was the younger brother
-of Count Joseph de Maistre, a well-known writer upon political and
-philosophical subjects. Chambéry was the place of their birth, but their
-family was of French origin. Both brothers were officers in the
-Sardinian army; and when Savoy was conquered by the French, Xavier de
-Maistre sought an asylum in Saint Petersburg, where his brother resided
-in the capacity of envoy from the court of Sardinia. Xavier entered the
-Russian army, distinguished himself in the war<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_iv" id="page_iv">{iv}</a></span> against Persia, and
-attained the rank of major-general.</p>
-
-<p>Our interest in the “Voyage” is heightened by our knowledge that it was
-actually written during De Maistre’s forty-two days’ arrest at Turin,
-referred to in the third chapter. He sent the manuscript, which he
-regarded as a mere playful effort of his imagination, for his brother’s
-perusal. Joseph was pleased with the book; and Xavier, who had an almost
-filial affection for his brother, was soon afterwards agreeably
-surprised by receiving, in place of his manuscript, the “Voyage” in
-print.</p>
-
-<p>This success encouraged him to begin a sequel to the “Voyage.” Joseph,
-however, disapproved of this new attempt. The “Expédition Nocturne” was,
-notwithstanding, finished, and was published some years later.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_v" id="page_v">{v}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Xavier de Maistre’s next production (1811) was “Le Lépreux de la Cité
-d’Aoste,” a very touching and gracefully written narrative. It occupies
-but a few pages; and, as it is to be found in almost every good
-anthology of French literature, is perhaps the best known of our
-author’s works.</p>
-
-<p>His other books are “Les Prisonniers du Caucase” (1815) and “La Jeune
-Sibérienne,” both of them charming works, containing faithful pictures
-of domestic scenes with which we are little familiar through other
-sources.</p>
-
-<p>From his childhood Xavier de Maistre was devoted to painting. He
-deservedly gained considerable reputation as a painter of miniature
-portraits and landscapes.</p>
-
-<p>Nor did he neglect science while devo<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_vi" id="page_vi">{vi}</a></span>ting himself to art and
-literature. He applied himself so successfully to the study of chemistry
-that he was able to communicate several valuable “Mémoires” to the
-Academy of Turin, of which he was a member.</p>
-
-<p>Xavier de Maistre died (1852) at an advanced age in his adopted country,
-where he had married, and which he only quitted once, for a brief
-season.</p>
-
-<p class="c"><img src="images/i_iii.jpg" width="50" alt="" /></p>
-
-<p>Some apology for publishing this translation is perhaps necessary.</p>
-
-<p>Although in France the “Voyage” retains the high esteem in which it has
-been held for half a century, it is hardly known in England, except by
-those who are familiar with the French language and literature.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_vii" id="page_vii">{vii}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>During the last twenty years the proportion of educated persons in this
-country who are unable to enjoy a French book in the original has
-greatly decreased. Still, there are some to whom a translation of this
-delightful work may be acceptable.</p>
-
-<p>To them I offer the pleasant labor of a few leisure hours; but not
-without assuring them that, in endeavoring to reproduce faithfully the
-author’s ideas, I have felt at every paragraph how true it is that “<i>le
-style ne se traduit pas</i>,”&mdash;“style is untranslatable.”</p>
-
-<p>&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>The <i>headings</i> of the chapters are not De Maistre’s. They appear in
-Tardieu’s pretty little edition of the “Voyage.” The miniatures, by M.
-Veyssier, are from the same source.</p>
-
-<p class="r">
-H. A.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="hang">
-Barnes, Surrey.<br />
-<i>Autumn, 1871.</i><br />
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_ix" id="page_ix">{ix}</a></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_viii" id="page_viii">{viii}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CONTENTS" id="CONTENTS"></a>CONTENTS.</h2>
-
-<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" summary="">
-
-<tr><td class="rt"><small>CHAPTER</small></td><td>&nbsp;</td>
-<td><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td valign="top"><span class="smcap"><a href="#PREFACE">Preface</a></span></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_iii">iii</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#I">I.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#I"><span class="smcap">A Book of Discoveries</span> (<i>Vignette.</i>)</a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_1">1</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#II">II.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#II"><span class="smcap">Eulogy of the Journey</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_4">4</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#III">III.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#III"><span class="smcap">Laws and Customs</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_7">7</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#IV">IV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#IV"><span class="smcap">Latitude and Topography</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_11">11</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#V">V.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#V"><span class="smcap">The Bed</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_14">14</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#VI">VI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#VI"><span class="smcap">For Metaphysicians</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_17">17</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#VII">VII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#VII"><span class="smcap">The Soul</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_21">21</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#VIII">VIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#VIII"><span class="smcap">The Animal</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_24">24</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#IX">IX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#IX"><span class="smcap">Philosophy</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_26">26</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#X">X.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#X"><span class="smcap">The Portrait</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_29">29</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XI">XI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XI"><span class="smcap">Rose and White</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_33">33</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XII">XII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XII"><span class="smcap">The Hillock</span> (<i>Vignette</i>.)</a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_36">36</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XIII">XIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XIII"><span class="smcap">A Halt</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_37">37</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_x" id="page_x">{x}</a></span><a href="#XIV">XIV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XIV"><span class="smcap">Joannetti</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_38">38</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XV">XV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XV"><span class="smcap">A Difficulty</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_42">42</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XVI">XVI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XVI"><span class="smcap">Solution</span> (<i>Vignette</i>)</a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_45">45</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XVII">XVII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XVII"><span class="smcap">Rose</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_49">49</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XVIII">XVIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XVIII"><span class="smcap">Reserve</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_52">52</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XIX">XIX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XIX"><span class="smcap">A Tear</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_54">54</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XX">XX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XX"><span class="smcap">Albert and Charlotte</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_57">57</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXI">XXI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXI"><span class="smcap">A Friend</span> (<i>Vignette</i>)</a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_59">59</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXII">XXII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXII"><span class="smcap">Jenny</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_64">64</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXIII">XXIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXIII"><span class="smcap">The Picture Gallery</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_66">66</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXIV">XXIV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXIV"><span class="smcap">Painting and Music</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_69">69</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXV">XXV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXV"><span class="smcap">An Objection</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_72">72</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXVI">XXVI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXVI"><span class="smcap">Raphael</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_75">75</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXVII">XXVII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXVII"><span class="smcap">A Perfect Picture</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_78">78</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXVIII">XXVIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXVIII"><span class="smcap">The Upset Carriage</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_81">81</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXIX">XXIX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXIX"><span class="smcap">Misfortune</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_87">87</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXX">XXX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXX"><span class="smcap">Charity</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_91">91</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXXI">XXXI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXI"><span class="smcap">Inventory</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_93">93</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXXII">XXXII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXII"><span class="smcap">Misanthropy</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_95">95</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXXIII">XXXIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXIII"><span class="smcap">Consolation</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_98">98</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXXIV">XXXIV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXIV"><span class="smcap">Correspondence</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_99">99</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXXV">XXXV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXV"><span class="smcap">The Withered Rose</span> (<i>Vignette</i>)</a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_104">104</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_xi" id="page_xi">{xi}</a></span><a href="#XXXVI">XXXVI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXVI"><span class="smcap">The Library</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_109">109</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXXVII">XXXVII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXVII"><span class="smcap">Another World</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_113">113</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXXVIII">XXXVIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXVIII"><span class="smcap">The Bust</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_118">118</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XXXIX">XXXIX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XXXIX"><span class="smcap">A Dialogue</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_121">121</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XL">XL.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XL"><span class="smcap">Imagination</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_129">129</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XLI">XLI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XLI"><span class="smcap">The Travelling-coat</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_132">132</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#XLII">XLII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#XLII"><span class="smcap">Aspasia’s Buskin</span> (<i>Vignette</i>)</a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_137">137</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td valign="top"><span class="smcap"><a href="#Liberty">Liberty</a></span></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_150">150</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_xii" id="page_xii">{xii}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Circumstances beyond my control prevented my seeing any proof of these
-pages. Such Latinized forms as <i>behavior</i> and <i>favor</i>; the misplaced
-hyphen on the first line of page 25; the double <i>l</i> in <i>skilful</i> (p.
-138, last line but one); and the frequent suppression of the former of
-two parenthetical commas (as before I, p. 19, l. 18),&mdash;these are the few
-deviations from my manuscript for which the printer is responsible.</p>
-
-<p>The reader will oblige by substituting <i>comfortable</i> for <i>agreeable</i> on
-page 38 line 3, <i>sweet</i> for <i>lovely</i> on page 68 line 4, and
-<i>ignoramuses</i> for <i>ignorant</i> on page 78 line 12.</p>
-
-<p class="r">
-H. A.<br />
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_1" id="page_1">{1}</a></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_xiii" id="page_xiii">{xiii}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="I" id="I"></a><br />
-<img src="images/i_001.jpg" width="500" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /><br />I.<br /><br />
-<i>A Book of Discoveries.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">W</span>HAT more glorious than to open for one’s self a new career,&mdash;to appear
-suddenly before the learned world with a book of discoveries in one’s
-hand, like an unlooked-for comet blazing in the empyrean!</p>
-
-<p>No longer will I keep my book in obscurity. Behold it, gentlemen; read
-it! I have undertaken and performed a forty-two days’ journey round my
-room. The interesting observations I have made, and the constant
-pleasure I have experienced all along the road, made me wish to publish
-my travels; the certainty of being<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_2" id="page_2">{2}</a></span> useful decided the matter. And when
-I think of the number of unhappy ones to whom I offer a never failing
-resource for weary moments, and a balm for the ills they suffer, my
-heart is filled with inexpressible satisfaction. The pleasure to be
-found in travelling round one’s room is sheltered from the restless
-jealousy of men, and is independent of Fortune.</p>
-
-<p>Surely there is no being so miserable as to be without a retreat to
-which he can withdraw and hide himself from the world. Such a
-hiding-place will contain all the preparations our journey requires.</p>
-
-<p>Every man of sense will, I am sure, adopt my system, whatever may be his
-peculiar character or temperament. Be he miserly or prodigal, rich or
-poor, young or old, born beneath the torrid zone or near the poles, he
-may travel with me. Among the immense family of men who throng the
-earth, there is not one, no, not<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_3" id="page_3">{3}</a></span> one (I mean of those who inhabit
-rooms), who, after reading this book can refuse his approbation of the
-new mode of travelling I introduce into the world.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_4" id="page_4">{4}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="II" id="II"></a>II.<br /><br />
-<i>Eulogy of the Journey.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> MIGHT fairly begin the eulogium of my journey by saying it has cost me
-nothing. This point merits attention. It will gain for it the praise and
-welcome of people of moderate means. And not of these only: there is
-another class with whom its success will, on this account, be even more
-certain. “And who are they?” you ask. Why, the rich, to be sure. And
-then, again, what a comfort the new mode of travelling will be to the
-sick; they need not fear bleak winds or change of weather. And what a
-thing, too, it will be for cowards; they will be safe from pitfalls or
-quagmires. Thousands who hitherto did not dare, others who were not
-able, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_5" id="page_5">{5}</a></span> others to whom it never occurred to think of such a thing as
-going on a journey, will make up their minds to follow my example.
-Surely, the idlest person will not hesitate to set out with me on a
-pleasure jaunt which will cost him neither trouble nor money. Come then,
-let us start! Follow me, all ye whom the “pangs of despised love” or the
-slights of friends keep within doors,&mdash;follow me far from the meannesses
-and unkindnesses of men. Be ye unhappy, sick, or weary, follow me. Ye
-idle ones, arouse ye, one and all. And ye who brood over gloomy projects
-of reform and retreat, on account of some infidelity,&mdash;amiable
-anchorites of an evening’s duration, who renounce the world for your
-boudoir,&mdash;come, and be led by me to banish these dark thoughts; you lose
-a moment’s pleasure without gaining a moment’s wisdom! Deign to
-accompany me on my journey. We will jog cheerfully and by easy stages<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_6" id="page_6">{6}</a></span>
-along the road of travellers who have seen both Rome and Paris. No
-obstacle shall hinder our way; and giving ourselves up gaily to
-Imagination, we will follow her whithersoever it may be her good
-pleasure to lead us.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_7" id="page_7">{7}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="III" id="III"></a>III.<br /><br />
-<i>Laws and Customs.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">H</span>OW many inquisitive people there are in the world! I am sure my reader
-wants to know why the journey round my room has lasted forty-two days
-rather than forty-three, or any other number. But how am I to tell him
-what I do not know myself? All I can say is, that if the work is too
-long for him, it is not my fault that it was not shorter. I dismiss all
-the pride a traveller may fairly indulge in, and candidly declare I
-should have been well contented, for my part, with a single chapter. It
-is quite true that I made myself as comfortable as possible in my room;
-but still, alas, I was not my own master in the matter of leaving it.
-Nay,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_8" id="page_8">{8}</a></span> more, I even think that had it not been for the intervention of
-certain powerful persons who interested themselves in me, and towards
-whom I entertain a lively sense of gratitude, I should have had ample
-time for producing a folio volume; so prejudiced in my favor were the
-guardians who made me travel round my room.</p>
-
-<p>And yet, intelligent reader, see how wrong these men were; and
-understand clearly, if you can, the argument I am about to put before
-you.</p>
-
-<p>Can there be anything more natural or more just than to draw your sword
-upon a man who happens to tread on your toe, who lets slip a bitter word
-during a moment’s vexation caused by your own thoughtlessness, or who
-has had the misfortune to gain favor in the sight of your lady-love?</p>
-
-<p>Under such or like circumstances, you betake yourself to a meadow, and
-there, like Nicole and the “Bourgeois Gentilhomme,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_9" id="page_9">{9}</a></span>” you try to give the
-fourth cut while your adversary parries tierce; and, that vengeance may
-be fully satisfied, you present your naked breast to him, thus running
-the risk of being killed by your enemy, in order to be avenged.</p>
-
-<p>It is evident that such a custom is most reasonable. And yet, we
-sometimes meet with people who disapprove of so praiseworthy a course.
-But what is about of a piece with the rest of the business is, that the
-very persons who condemn the course we have described, and who would
-have it regarded as a grave error, would judge still more harshly any
-one who refused to commit it. More than one unlucky wight has, by
-endeavoring to conform to their opinion, lost his reputation and his
-livelihood. So that, when people are so unfortunate as to have an affair
-of honor to settle, it would not be a bad plan to cast lots to see
-whether it shall be arranged accord<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_10" id="page_10">{10}</a></span>ing to law, or according to fashion.
-And as law and fashion are at variance, the judges might decide upon
-their sentence by the aid of dice,&mdash;and probably it is to some such
-decision as this that we should have to refer in order to explain how it
-came about that my journey lasted just two and forty days.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_11" id="page_11">{11}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="IV" id="IV"></a>IV.<br /><br />
-<i>Latitude and Topography.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">M</span>Y room is situated in latitude 48° east, according to the measurement
-of Father Beccaria. It lies east and west, and, if you keep very close
-to the wall, forms a parallelogram of thirty-six steps round. My journey
-will, however, be longer than this; for I shall traverse my room up and
-down and across, without rule or plan. I shall even zig-zag about,
-following, if needs be, every possible geometrical line. I am no admirer
-of people who are such masters of their every step and every idea that
-they can say: “To-morrow I shall make three calls, write four letters,
-and finish this or that work.” So open is my soul to all sorts of ideas,
-tastes, and feel<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_12" id="page_12">{12}</a></span>ings; so greedily does it absorb whatever comes first,
-that ... but why should it deny itself the delights that are scattered
-along life’s hard path? So few and far between are they, that it would
-indeed be senseless not to stop, and even turn aside, to gather such as
-are placed within our reach. Of these joys, none, to my thinking, is
-more attractive than following the course of one’s fancies as a hunter
-follows his game, without pretending to keep to any set route. Hence,
-when I travel in my room, I seldom keep to a straight line. From my
-table I go towards a picture which is placed in a corner; thence I set
-out in an oblique direction for the door; and then, although on starting
-I had intended to return to my table, yet, if I chance to fall in with
-my arm-chair on the way, I at once, and most unceremoniously, take up my
-quarters therein. By the by, what a capital article of furniture an
-arm<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_13" id="page_13">{13}</a></span>-chair is, and, above all, how convenient to a thoughtful man. In
-long winter evenings it is ofttimes sweet, and always prudent, to
-stretch yourself therein, far from the bustle of crowded assemblies. A
-good fire, some books and pens; what safeguards these against <i>ennui</i>!
-And how pleasant, again, to forget books and pens in order to stir the
-fire, while giving one’s self up to some agreeable meditation, or
-stringing together a few rhymes for the amusement of friends, as the
-hours glide by and fall into eternity, without making their sad passage
-felt.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_14" id="page_14">{14}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="V" id="V"></a>V.<br /><br />
-<i>The Bed.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">N</span>EXT to my arm-chair, as we go northward, my bed comes into sight. It is
-placed at the end of my room, and forms the most agreeable perspective.
-It is very pleasantly situated, and the earliest rays of the sun play
-upon my curtains. On fine summer days I see them come creeping, as the
-sun rises, all along the whitened wall. The elm-trees opposite my
-windows divide them into a thousand patterns as they dance upon my bed,
-and, reflecting its rose-and-white color, shed a charming tint around. I
-hear the confused twitter of the swallows that have taken possession of
-my roof, and the warbling of the birds that people the elms.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_15" id="page_15">{15}</a></span> Then do a
-thousand smiling fancies fill my soul; and in the whole universe no
-being enjoys an awakening so delightful, so peaceful, as mine.</p>
-
-<p>I confess that I do indeed revel in these sweet moments, and prolong as
-far as I can the pleasure it gives me to meditate in the comfortable
-warmth of my bed. What scene can adapt itself so well to the
-imagination, and awaken such delicious ideas, as the couch on which my
-fancy floats me into the forgetfulness of self! Here it is that the
-mother, intoxicated with joy at the birth of a son, forgets her pangs.
-Hither it is that fantastic pleasures, the fruit of fancy or of hope,
-come to agitate us. In a word, it is here that during one half of a
-life-time we forget the annoyances of the other half.</p>
-
-<p>But what a host of thoughts, some agreeable, some sad, throng my brain
-at once,&mdash;strange minglings of terrible and delicious pictures!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_16" id="page_16">{16}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>A bed sees us born, and sees us die. It is the ever changing scene upon
-which the human race play by turns interesting dramas, laughable farces,
-and fearful tragedies. It is a cradle decked with flowers. A throne of
-love. A sepulchre.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_17" id="page_17">{17}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="VI" id="VI"></a>VI.<br /><br />
-<i>For Metaphysicians.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">T</span>HIS chapter is for metaphysicians, and for metaphysicians only. It will
-throw a great light upon man’s nature. It is the prism with which to
-analyze and decompose the human faculties, by separating the animal
-force from the pure rays of intellect.</p>
-
-<p>It would be impossible for me to explain how I came to burn my fingers
-at the very onset of my journey without expounding to my reader my
-system of the <i>Soul and the Animal</i>.<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> And besides, this metaphysical
-discovery has so great an influ<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_18" id="page_18">{18}</a></span>ence on my thoughts and actions, that it
-would be very difficult to understand this book if I did not begin by
-giving the key to its meaning.</p>
-
-<p>Various observations have enabled me to perceive that man is made up of
-a soul and an animal. These two beings are quite distinct, but they are
-so dovetailed one into the other, or upon the other, that the soul must,
-if we would make the distinction between them, possess a certain
-superiority over the animal.</p>
-
-<p>I have it from an old professor (and this is as long ago as I can
-remember), that Plato used to call matter the <small>OTHER</small>. This is all very
-well; but I prefer giving this name <i>par excellence</i> to the animal which
-is joined to our soul. This substance it is which is really the <small>OTHER</small>,
-and which plays such strange tricks upon us. It is easy enough to see,
-in a sort of general way, that man is twofold. But this, they say, is<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_19" id="page_19">{19}</a></span>
-because he is made up of soul and body; and they accuse the body of I
-don’t know how many things, and very inconsistently, seeing that it can
-neither feel nor think. It is upon the animal that the blame should
-fall; upon that sensitive being, which, while it is perfectly distinct
-from the soul, is a real individual, enjoying a separate existence, with
-its own tastes, inclinations, and will, and which only ranks higher than
-other animals, because it is better educated than they, and is provided
-with more perfect organs.</p>
-
-<p>Ladies and gentlemen! Be as proud of your intellect as you please, but
-be very suspicious of the <small>OTHER</small>, especially when you are together.</p>
-
-<p>I have experimented I know not how oft, upon the union of these two
-heterogeneous creatures. I have, for instance, clearly ascertained that
-the soul can make herself obeyed by the animal, and that, by way of<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_20" id="page_20">{20}</a></span>
-retaliation, the animal makes the soul act contrary to its own
-inclination. The one, as a rule, has the legislative, the other the
-executive power, but these two are often at variance. The great business
-of a man of genius is to train his animal well, in order that it may go
-alone, while the soul, delivered from this troublesome companion, can
-raise herself to the skies.</p>
-
-<p>But this requires illustration. When, sir, you are reading a book, and
-an agreeable idea suddenly enters your imagination, your soul attaches
-herself to the new idea at once, and forgets the book, while your eyes
-follow mechanically the words and lines. You get through the page
-without understanding it, and without remembering what you have read.
-Now this is because your soul, having ordered her companion to read to
-her, gave no warning of the short absence she contemplated, so that the
-<small>OTHER</small> went on reading what the soul no longer attended to.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_21" id="page_21">{21}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="VII" id="VII"></a>VII.<br /><br />
-<i>The Soul.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span>S not this clear to you? Let us illustrate it still farther.</p>
-
-<p>One day last summer at an appointed hour, I was wending my way to court.
-I had been sketching all day, and my soul, choosing to meditate upon
-painting, left the duty of taking me to the king’s palace to the animal.</p>
-
-<p>How sublime, thought my soul, is the painter’s art! Happy is he who is
-touched by the aspect of nature, and does not depend upon his pictures
-for a livelihood; who does not paint solely as a pastime, but struck
-with the majesty of a beautiful form, and the wonderful way in which the
-light with its thousand tints plays upon the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_22" id="page_22">{22}</a></span> human face, strives to
-imitate in his works the wonderful effects of nature! Happy, too, is the
-painter who is led by love of landscape into solitary paths, and who can
-make his canvas breathe the feeling of sadness with which he is inspired
-by a gloomy wood or a desert plain. His productions imitate and
-reproduce nature. He creates new seas and dark caverns into which the
-sun has never peered. At his command, coppices of evergreens spring into
-life, and the blue of heaven is reflected on his pictures. He darkens
-the air, and we hear the roar of the storm. At another time he presents
-to the eye of the wondering beholder the delightful plains of ancient
-Sicily: startled nymphs flee the pursuit of a satyr through the bending
-reeds; temples of stately architecture raise their grand fronts above
-the sacred forest that surrounds them. Imagination loses itself among
-the still paths of this ideal country.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_23" id="page_23">{23}</a></span> Bluish backgrounds blend with
-the sky, and the whole landscape, reproduced in the waters of a tranquil
-river, forms a scene that no tongue can describe.</p>
-
-<p>While my soul was thus reflecting, the <i>other</i> went its way, Heaven
-knows whither! Instead of going to court, according to orders, it took
-such a turn to the left, that my soul just caught it up at Madame de
-Hautcastel’s door, full half a mile from the Palais Royal!</p>
-
-<p>Now I leave the reader to fancy what might have been the consequence had
-the truant visited so beautiful a lady alone.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_24" id="page_24">{24}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="VIII" id="VIII"></a>VIII.<br /><br />
-<i>The Animal.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span>F it is both useful and agreeable to have a soul so disengaged from
-matter that we can let it travel alone whenever we please, this has also
-its disadvantages. Through this, for instance, I got the burn I spoke of
-a few chapters back.</p>
-
-<p>I generally leave my animal to prepare my breakfast. Its care it is to
-slice and toast my bread. My coffee it makes admirably, and helps itself
-thereto without my soul’s concerning herself in the transaction. But
-this is a very rare and nice performance to execute; for though it is
-easy enough while busied in a mechanical operation, to think of
-something quite different, it is extremely difficult, so to speak, to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_25" id="page_25">{25}</a></span>
-watch one’s self-work, or, if I express myself systematically, to employ
-one’s soul to examine the animal’s progress, and to watch its work
-without taking part in it. This is the most extraordinary metaphysical
-feat a man can execute.</p>
-
-<p>I had rested my tongs on the embers to toast my bread, and some little
-time afterwards, while my soul was travelling, a burning stick fell on
-the hearth: my poor animal seized the tongs, and I burnt my fingers.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_26" id="page_26">{26}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="IX" id="IX"></a>IX.<br /><br />
-<i>Philosophy</i>.</h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> HOPE I have sufficiently developed my ideas in the foregoing chapters
-to furnish you, good reader, with matter for thought, and to enable you
-to make discoveries along the brilliant career before you. You cannot be
-other than highly satisfied with yourself if you succeed in the long run
-in making your soul travel alone. The pleasure afforded by this power
-will amply counterbalance any inconvenience that may arise from it. What
-more flattering delight is there than the being able thus to expand
-one’s existence, to occupy at once earth and heaven, to double, so to
-speak, one’s being? Is it not man’s eternal, insatiable desire to
-augment his strength and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_27" id="page_27">{27}</a></span> his faculties, to be where he is not, to
-recall the past, and live in the future? He would fain command armies,
-preside over learned societies, and be the idol of the fair. And, if he
-attain to all this, then he regrets the tranquillity of a rural life,
-and envies the shepherd’s cot. His plans, his hopes, are constantly
-foiled by the ills that flesh is heir to. He can find happiness nowhere.
-A quarter of an hour’s journey with me will show him the way to it.</p>
-
-<p>Ah, why does he not leave to the <small>OTHER</small> those carking cares and that
-tormenting ambition. Come, my poor friend! Make but an effort to burst
-from thy prison, and from the height of heaven, whither I am about to
-lead thee, from the midst of the celestial shades, from the empyrean
-itself, behold thy <i>animal</i> run along the road to fortune and honor. See
-with what gravity it walks among men. The crowd falls back with respect,
-and believe me, none will remark<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_28" id="page_28">{28}</a></span> that it is alone. The people among
-whom it walks care very little whether it has a soul or not, whether it
-thinks or not. A thousand sentimental women will fall desperately in
-love with it without discovering the defect. It may even raise itself
-without thy soul’s help to the highest favor and fortune. Nay, I should
-not be astonished if, on thy return from the empyrean, thy soul, on
-getting home, were to find itself in the <i>animal</i> of a noble lord.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_29" id="page_29">{29}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="X" id="X"></a>X.<br /><br />
-<i>The Portrait.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">B</span>UT you must not let yourself think that instead of keeping my promise
-to describe my journey round my room, I am beating the bush to see how I
-can evade the difficulty. This would be a great mistake on your part.
-For our journey is really going on; and while my soul, falling back on
-her own resources, was in the last chapter threading the mazy paths of
-metaphysics, I had so placed myself in my arm-chair, that its front legs
-being raised about two inches from the floor, I was able, by balancing
-myself from left to right, to make way by degrees, and at last, almost
-without knowing it, to get close to the wall, for this is how I travel
-when not<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_30" id="page_30">{30}</a></span> pressed for time. When there, my hand possessed itself by a
-mere mechanical effort, of the portrait of Madame de Hautcastel; and the
-<small>OTHER</small> amused itself with removing the dust which covered it. This
-occupation produced a feeling of quiet pleasure, and the pleasure was
-conveyed to my soul, lost though it was in the vast plains of heaven.
-For it is well to observe that when the mind is thus travelling in
-space, it still keeps linked to the senses by a secret and subtle chain;
-so that, without being distracted from its occupations, it can
-participate in the peaceful joys of the <small>OTHER</small>. But should this pleasure
-reach a certain pitch, or should the soul be struck by some unexpected
-vision, it forthwith descends swift as lightning, and resumes its place.</p>
-
-<p>And that is just what happened to me while dusting the picture. Whilst
-the cloth removed the dust, and brought to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_31" id="page_31">{31}</a></span> light those flaxen curls and
-the wreaths of roses that crowned them, my soul, from the sun, whither
-she had transported herself, felt a slight thrill of pleasure, and
-partook sympathetically of the joy of my heart. This joy became less
-indistinct and more lively, when, by a single sweep, the beautiful
-forehead of that charming face was revealed. My soul was on the point of
-leaving the skies in order to enjoy the spectacle. But had she been in
-the Elysian Fields, had she been engaged in a seraphic concert, she
-could not have stayed a single second longer when her companion, glowing
-with the work, seized a proffered sponge, and passed it at once over the
-eyebrows and the eyes, over the nose, over that mouth, ah heavens!&mdash;my
-heart beats at the thought&mdash;over the chin and neck! It was the work of
-an instant. The whole face seemed suddenly recalled into existence. My
-soul precipitated herself like a<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_32" id="page_32">{32}</a></span> falling star from the sky. She found
-the <small>OTHER</small> in a state of ecstasy, which she herself increased by sharing
-it. This strange and unexpected position caused all thought of time and
-space to vanish from my mind. I lived for a moment in the past, and,
-contrary to the order of nature, I grew young again. Yes, before me
-stands that adored one; ’tis she, her very self! She smiles on me, she
-will speak and own her love. That glance!... come, let me press thee to
-my heart, O, my loved one, my other self! Partake with me this
-intoxicating bliss! The moment was short, but ravishing. Cool reason
-soon reasserted her sway, and in the twinkling of an eye I had grown a
-whole year older. My heart grew icy cold, and I found myself on a level
-with the crowd of heedless ones who throng the earth.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_33" id="page_33">{33}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XI" id="XI"></a>XI.<br /><br />
-<i>Rose and White.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">B</span>UT we must not anticipate events. My hurry to communicate to the reader
-my system of the soul and animal caused me to abandon the description of
-my bed earlier than I ought to have done. When I have completed this
-description, I will continue my journey where I interrupted it in the
-last chapter. But let me pray you to bear in mind that we left one half
-of my <i>ego</i> four steps from my bureau, close to the wall, and holding
-the portrait of Madame de Hautcastel.</p>
-
-<p>In speaking of my bed, I forgot to recommend every man to have, if
-possible, a bed with rose and white furniture. There can be no doubt
-that colors so far affect us as<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_34" id="page_34">{34}</a></span> to make us cheerful or sad, according
-to their hues. Now, rose and white are two colors that are consecrated
-to pleasure. Nature in bestowing them upon the rose has given her the
-crown of Flora’s realm. And when the sky would announce to the world a
-fine day, it paints the clouds at sunrise with this charming tint.</p>
-
-<p>One day we were with some difficulty climbing a steep pathway. The
-amiable Rosalie, whose agility had given her wings, was far in front. We
-could not overtake her. All on a sudden, having reached the top of a
-hillock, she turned toward us to take breath, and smiled at our
-slowness. Never, perhaps, did the two colors whose praise I proclaim so
-triumph. Her burning cheeks, her coral lips, her alabaster neck, were
-thrown into relief by the verdure around, and entranced us all. We could
-not but pause and gaze upon her. I will not speak of her blue eyes, or
-of the glance<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_35" id="page_35">{35}</a></span> she cast upon us, because this would be going from the
-subject, and because I dwell upon these memories as little as possible.
-Let it suffice that I have given the best illustration conceivable of
-the superiority of these two colors over all others, and of their
-influence upon the happiness of man.</p>
-
-<p>Here will I stop for to-day. Of what subject can I treat which would not
-now be insipid? What idea is not effaced by <i>this</i> idea? I do not even
-know when I shall be able to resume my work. If I go on with it at all,
-and if the reader desire to see its termination, let him betake himself
-to the angel who distributes thoughts, and beg him to cease to mingle
-with the disconnected thoughts he showers upon me at every moment the
-image of that hillock.</p>
-
-<p>If this precaution is not taken, my journey will be a failure.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_36" id="page_36">{36}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XII" id="XII"></a>XII.<br /><br />
-<i>The Hillock.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="astc">. . . . . . . .</p>
-<p class="astc">. . . . . . . .</p>
-<p class="astc">. . . . . . . .</p>
-
-<p class="c"><img src="images/i_036.jpg" width="500" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></p>
-
-<p class="astc">. . . . . . . .</p>
-<p class="astc">. . . . . . . .</p>
-<p class="astc">. . . . . . . .</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_37" id="page_37">{37}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XIII" id="XIII"></a>XIII.<br /><br />
-<i>A Halt.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">M</span>Y efforts are useless. I must sojourn here awhile, whether I will or
-not. The “Halt!” is irresistible.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_38" id="page_38">{38}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XIV" id="XIV"></a>XIV.<br /><br />
-<i>Joannetti.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> REMARKED that I was singularly fond of meditating when influenced by
-the agreeable warmth of my bed; and that its agreeable color added not a
-little to the pleasure I experienced.</p>
-
-<p>That I may be provided with this enjoyment, my servant is directed to
-enter my room half an hour before my time for rising. I hear him moving
-about my room with a light step, and stealthily managing his
-preparations. This noise just suffices to convey to me the pleasant
-knowledge that I am slumbering,&mdash;a delicate pleasure this, unknown to
-most men. You are just awake enough to know you are not entirely so, and
-to make a dreamy calculation that<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_39" id="page_39">{39}</a></span> the hour for business and worry is
-still in the sand-glass of time. Gradually my man grows noisier; it is
-so hard for him to restrain himself, and he knows too that the fatal
-hour draws near. He looks at my watch, and jingles the seals as a
-warning. But I turn a deaf ear to him. There is no imaginable cheat I do
-not put upon the poor fellow to lengthen the blissful moment. I give him
-a hundred preliminary orders. He knows that these orders, given somewhat
-peevishly, are mere excuses for my staying in bed without seeming to
-wish to do so. But this he affects not to see through, and I am truly
-thankful to him.</p>
-
-<p>At last, when I have exhausted all my resources, he advances to the
-middle of the room, and with folded arms, plants himself there in a
-perfectly immovable position. It must be admitted that it would be
-impossible to show disapproval of my idleness with greater judgment and
-address. I<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_40" id="page_40">{40}</a></span> never resist this tacit invitation, but, stretching out my
-arms to show I understand him, get up at once.</p>
-
-<p>If the reader will reflect upon the behavior of my servant, he will
-convince himself that in certain delicate matters of this kind,
-simplicity and good sense are much better than the sharpest wit. I dare
-assert that the most studied discourse on the impropriety of sloth would
-not make me spring so readily from my bed as the silent reproach of
-Monsieur Joannetti.</p>
-
-<p>This Monsieur Joannetti is a thoroughly honest fellow, and at the same
-time just the man for such a traveller as I. He is accustomed to the
-frequent journeys of my soul, and never laughs at the inconsistencies of
-the <small>OTHER</small>. He even directs it occasionally when it is alone, so that one
-might say it is then conducted by two souls. When it is dressing, for
-instance, he will warn it by a gesture that it is on the point of
-put<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_41" id="page_41">{41}</a></span>ting on its stockings the wrong way, or its coat before its
-waistcoat.</p>
-
-<p>Many a time has my soul been amused at seeing poor Joannetti running
-after this foolish creature under the arches of the citadel, to remind
-it of a forgotten hat or handkerchief. One day, I must confess, had it
-not been for this faithful servant, who caught it up just at the bottom
-of the staircase, the silly creature would have presented itself at
-court without a sword, as boldly as if it had been the chief
-gentleman-usher, bearing the august rod.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_42" id="page_42">{42}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XV" id="XV"></a>XV.<br /><br />
-<i>A Difficulty.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">“C</span>OME, Joannetti,” I said, “hang up this picture.” He had helped to
-clean it, and had no more notion than the man in the moon what had
-produced our chapter on the portrait. He it was, who, of his own accord,
-held out the wet sponge, and who, through that seemingly unimportant
-act, caused my soul to travel a hundred millions of leagues in a moment
-of time. Instead of restoring it to its place, he held it to examine it
-in his turn. A difficulty, a problem, gave him an inquisitive air, which
-I did not fail to observe.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, and what fault do you find with that portrait?” said I.</p>
-
-<p>“O, none at all, sir.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_43" id="page_43">{43}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“But come now, you have some remark to make, I know.”</p>
-
-<p>He placed it upright on one of the wings of my bureau, and then drawing
-back a little, “I wish, sir,” he said, “that you would explain how it is
-that in whatever part of the room one may be, this portrait always
-watches you. In the morning, when I am making your bed, the face turns
-towards me; and if I move toward the window, it still looks at me, and
-follows me with its eyes as I go about.”</p>
-
-<p>“So that, Joannetti,” said I, “if my room were full of people, that
-beautiful lady would eye every one, on all sides, at once.”</p>
-
-<p>“Just so, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“She would smile on every comer and goer, just as she would on me?”</p>
-
-<p>Joannetti gave no further answer. I stretched myself in my easy-chair,
-and, hanging down my head, gave myself up to the most serious
-meditations. What a ray<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_44" id="page_44">{44}</a></span> of light fell upon me! Alack, poor lover! While
-thou pinest away, far from thy mistress, at whose side another perhaps,
-has already replaced thee; whilst thou fixest thy longing eyes on her
-portrait, imagining that at least in picture, thou art the sole being
-she deigns to regard,&mdash;the perfidious image, as faithless as the
-original, bestows its glances on all around, and smiles on every one
-alike!</p>
-
-<p>And in this behold a moral resemblance between certain portraits and
-their originals, which no philosopher, no painter, no observer, had
-before remarked.</p>
-
-<p>I go on from discovery to discovery.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_45" id="page_45">{45}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XVI" id="XVI"></a><br />
-<img src="images/i_045.jpg" width="500" alt="[Image unavailable.]" />
-<br />XVI.<br /><br />
-<i>Solution.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">J</span>OANNETTI remained in the attitude I have described, awaiting the
-explanation he had asked of me. I withdrew my head from the folds of my
-travelling dress, into which I had thrust it that I might meditate more
-at my ease; and after a moment’s silence, to enable me to collect my
-thoughts after the reflections I had just made, I said, turning my
-arm-chair toward him,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Do you not see that as a picture is a plane surface, the rays of light
-proceeding from each point on that surface ...?”</p>
-
-<p>At that explanation, Joannetti stretched<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_46" id="page_46">{46}</a></span> his eyes to their very widest,
-while he kept his mouth half open. These two movements of the human face
-express, according to the famous Le Brun, the highest pitch of
-astonishment. It was, without doubt, my <i>animal</i>, that had undertaken
-this dissertation, while my soul was well aware that Joannetti knew
-nothing whatever about plane surfaces and rays of light. The prodigious
-dilatation of his eyelids caused me to draw back. I ensconced my head in
-the collar of my travelling coat, and this so effectively that I
-well-nigh succeeded in altogether hiding it. I determined to dine where
-I was. The morning was far advanced, and another step in my room would
-have delayed my dinner until night-fall. I let myself slip to the edge
-of my chair, and putting both feet on the mantel-piece, patiently
-awaited my meal. This was a most comfortable attitude; indeed, it would
-be difficult to find another possessing so many<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_47" id="page_47">{47}</a></span> advantages, and so well
-adapted to the inevitable sojourns of a long voyage.</p>
-
-<p>At such moments, Rose, my faithful dog, never fails to come and pull at
-the skirts of my travelling dress that I may take her up. She finds a
-very convenient ready-made bed at the angle formed by the two parts of
-my body. A V admirably represents my position. Rose jumps to her post if
-I do not take her up quickly enough to please her, and I often find her
-there without knowing how she has come. My hands fall into a position
-which minister to her well-being, and this, either through a sympathy
-existing between this good-natured creature and myself, or through the
-merest chance. But no, I do not believe in that miserable doctrine of
-<i>chance</i>,&mdash;in that unmeaning word! I would rather believe in animal
-magnetism.</p>
-
-<p>There is such reality in the relations which exist between these two
-animals,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_48" id="page_48">{48}</a></span> that when out of sheer distraction, I put my two feet on the
-mantel-piece and have no thought at all about a <i>halt</i>, dinner-time not
-being near, Rose, observing this movement, shows by a slight wag of her
-tail the pleasure she enjoys. Reserve keeps her in her place. The
-<i>other</i> perceives this and is gratified by it, though quite unable to
-reason upon its cause. And thus a mute dialogue is established between
-them, a pleasing interchange of sensations which could not be attributed
-to simple chance.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_49" id="page_49">{49}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XVII" id="XVII"></a>XVII.<br /><br />
-<i>Rose.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">D</span>O not reproach me for the prolixity with which I narrate the details of
-my journey. This is the wont of travellers. When one sets out for the
-ascent of Mont Blanc, or to visit the yawning tomb of Empedocles, the
-minutest particulars are carefully described. The number of persons who
-formed the party, the number of mules, the quality of the food, the
-excellent appetite of the travellers,&mdash;everything, to the very stumbling
-of the quadrupeds, is carefully noted down for the instruction of the
-sedentary world.</p>
-
-<p>Upon this principle, I resolved to speak of my dog Rose,&mdash;an amiable
-creature for<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_50" id="page_50">{50}</a></span> whom I entertain sincere regard,&mdash;and to devote a whole
-chapter to her.</p>
-
-<p>We have lived together for six years, and there has never been any
-coolness between us, and if ever any little disputes have arisen, the
-fault has been chiefly on my side, and Rose has always made the first
-advances towards reconciliation.</p>
-
-<p>In the evening, if she has been scolded she withdraws sadly and without
-a murmur. The next morning at daybreak, she stands near my bed in a
-respectful attitude, and at her master’s slightest movement, at the
-first sign of his being awake, she makes her presence known by rapidly
-tapping my little table with her tail.</p>
-
-<p>And why should I refuse my affection to this good-natured creature that
-has never ceased to love me ever since we have lived together? My memory
-would not enable me to enumerate all the people who have interested
-themselves in me but to forget<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_51" id="page_51">{51}</a></span> me. I have had some few friends, several
-lady-loves, a host of acquaintances; and now I am to all these people as
-if I had never lived; they have forgotten my very name.</p>
-
-<p>And yet what protestations they made, what offers of assistance! Their
-purse was at my disposal, and they begged me to depend upon their
-eternal and entire friendship!</p>
-
-<p>Poor Rose, who has made me no promises, renders me the greatest service
-that can be bestowed upon humanity, for she has always loved her master,
-and loves him still. And this is why I do not hesitate to say that she
-shares with my other friends the affection I feel towards them.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_52" id="page_52">{52}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XVIII" id="XVIII"></a>XVIII.<br /><br />
-<i>Reserve.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">W</span>E left Joannetti standing motionless before me, in an attitude of
-astonishment, awaiting the conclusion of the sublime explanation I had
-begun.</p>
-
-<p>When he saw me bury my head in my dressing-gown, and thus end my
-dissertation, he did not doubt for a moment that I had stopped short for
-lack of resources, and that he had fairly overcome me by the knotty
-question he had plied me with.</p>
-
-<p>Notwithstanding the superiority he had hereby gained over me, he felt no
-movement of pride, and did not seek to profit by his advantage. After a
-moment’s silence, he took the picture, put it back in its place, and
-withdrew softly on tip-toe. He felt<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_53" id="page_53">{53}</a></span> that his presence was a sort of
-humiliation to me, and his delicacy of feeling led him thus to retire
-unobserved. His behavior on this occasion interested me greatly, and
-gave him a higher place than ever in my affections. And he will have
-too, without doubt, a place in the heart of my readers. If there be one
-among them who will refuse it him after reading the next chapter, such a
-one must surely have a heart of stone.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_54" id="page_54">{54}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XIX" id="XIX"></a>XIX.<br /><br />
-<i>A Tear.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">“G</span>OOD Heavens!” said I to him one day, “three times have I told you to
-buy me a brush. What a head the fellow has!” He answered not a word; nor
-had he the evening before made any reply to a like expostulation. “This
-is very odd,” I thought to myself, “he is generally so very particular.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, go and get a duster to wipe my shoes with,” I said angrily. While
-he was on his way, I regretted that I had spoken so sharply, and my
-anger entirely subsided when I saw how carefully he tried to remove the
-dust from my shoes without touching my stockings. “What,” I said to
-myself, “are there then men who brush<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_55" id="page_55">{55}</a></span> others’ shoes for <i>money</i>!” This
-word <i>money</i> came upon me like a flash of lightning. I suddenly
-remembered that for a long time my servant had not had any money from
-me.</p>
-
-<p>“Joannetti,” said I, drawing away my foot, “have you any change?”</p>
-
-<p>A smile of justification lit up his face at the question.</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir; for the last week I have not possessed a penny. I have spent
-all I had for your little purchases.”</p>
-
-<p>“And the brush? I suppose that is why ...?”</p>
-
-<p>He still smiled. Now, he might very well have said, “No, sir; I am not
-the empty-headed ass you would make out your faithful servant to be. Pay
-me the one pound two shillings and sixpence halfpenny you owe me, and
-then I’ll buy you your brush.” But no, he bore this ill treatment rather
-than cause his master to blush<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_56" id="page_56">{56}</a></span> at his unjust anger. And may Heaven
-bless him! Philosophers, Christians! have you read this?</p>
-
-<p>“Come, Joannetti,” said I, “buy me the brush.”</p>
-
-<p>“But, sir, will you go like that, with one shoe clean, and the other
-dirty?”</p>
-
-<p>“Go, go!” I replied, “never mind about the dust, never mind that.”</p>
-
-<p>He went out. I took the duster, and daintily wiped my left shoe, on
-which a tear of repentance had fallen.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_57" id="page_57">{57}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XX" id="XX"></a>XX.<br /><br />
-<i>Albert and Charlotte.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">T</span>HE walls of my room are hung with engravings and pictures, which adorn
-it greatly. I should much like to submit them to the reader’s
-inspection, that they might amuse him along the road we have to traverse
-before we reach my bureau. But it is as impossible to describe a picture
-well, as to paint one from a description.</p>
-
-<p>What an emotion he would feel in contemplating the first drawing that
-presents itself! He would see the unhappy Charlotte,<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> slowly, and with
-a trembling hand, wiping Albert’s pistols. Dark forebodings, and all the
-agony of hopeless, inconsolable love, are imprinted on her features,
-while<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_58" id="page_58">{58}</a></span> the cold-hearted Albert, surrounded by bags of law papers and
-various old documents, turns with an air of indifference towards his
-friend to bid him good-by. Many a time have I been tempted to break the
-glass that covers this engraving, that I might tear Albert away from the
-table, rend him to pieces, and trample him under foot. But this would
-not do away with the Alberts. There will always be sadly too many of
-them in the world. What sensitive man is there who has not such a one
-near him, who receives the overflowings of his soul, the gentle emotions
-of his heart, and the flights of his imagination just as the rock
-receives the waves of the sea? Happy is he who finds a friend whose
-heart and mind harmonize with his own; a friend who adheres to him by
-likeness of tastes, feeling, and knowledge; a friend who is not the prey
-of ambition or greediness, who prefers the shade of a tree to the pomp
-of a court! Happy is he who has a friend!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_59" id="page_59">{59}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXI" id="XXI"></a><br />
-<img src="images/i_059.jpg" width="500" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /><br />
-XXI.<br /><br />
-<i>A Friend.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> HAD a friend. Death took him from me. He was snatched away at the
-beginning of his career, at the moment when his friendship had become a
-pressing need to my heart. We supported one another in the hard toil of
-war. We had but one pipe between us. We drank out of the same cup. We
-slept beneath the same tent. And, amid our sad trials, the spot where we
-lived together became to us a new father-land. I had seen him exposed to
-all the perils of a disastrous war. Death seemed to spare us to each
-other. His<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_60" id="page_60">{60}</a></span> deadly missives were exhausted around my friend a thousand
-times over without reaching him; but this was but to make his loss more
-painful to me. The tumult of war, and the enthusiasm which possesses the
-soul at the sight of danger might have prevented his sighs from piercing
-my heart, while his death would have been useful to his country, and
-damaging to the enemy. Had he died thus, I should have mourned him less.
-But to lose him amid the joys of our winter-quarters; to see him die at
-the moment when he seemed full of health, and when our intimacy was
-rendered closer by rest and tranquillity,&mdash;ah, this was a blow from
-which I can never recover!</p>
-
-<p>But his memory lives in my heart, and there alone. He is forgotten by
-those who surrounded him, and who have replaced him. And this makes his
-loss the more sad to me.</p>
-
-<p>Nature, in like manner indifferent to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_61" id="page_61">{61}</a></span> fate of individuals, dons her
-green spring robe, and decks herself in all her beauty near the cemetery
-where he rests. The trees cover themselves with foliage, and intertwine
-their branches; the birds warble under the leafy sprays; the insects hum
-among the blossoms: everything breathes joy in this abode of death.</p>
-
-<p>And in the evening, when the moon shines in the sky, and I am meditating
-in this sad place, I hear the grasshopper, hidden in the grass that
-covers the silent grave of my friend, merrily pursuing his unwearied
-song. The unobserved destruction of human beings, as well as all their
-misfortunes, are counted for nothing in the grand total of events.</p>
-
-<p>The death of an affectionate man who breathes his last surrounded by his
-afflicted friends, and that of a butterfly killed in a flower’s cup by
-the chill air of morning, are but two similar epochs in the course of
-na<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_62" id="page_62">{62}</a></span>ture. Man is but a phantom, a shadow, a mere vapor that melts into
-the air.</p>
-
-<p>But day-break begins to whiten the sky. The gloomy thoughts that
-troubled me vanish with the darkness, and hope awakens again in my
-heart. No! He who thus suffuses the east with light, has not made it to
-shine upon my eyes only to plunge me into the night of annihilation. He
-who has spread out that vast horizon, who raised those lofty mountains
-whose icy tops the sun is even now gilding, is also He who made my heart
-to beat, and my mind to think.</p>
-
-<p>No! My friend is not annihilated. Whatever may be the barrier that
-separates us, I shall see him again. My hopes are based on no mere
-syllogism. The flight of an insect suffices to persuade me. And often
-the prospect of the surrounding country, the perfume of the air, and an
-in<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_63" id="page_63">{63}</a></span>describable charm which is spread around me, so raise my thoughts,
-that an invincible proof of immortality forces itself upon my soul, and
-fills it to the full.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_64" id="page_64">{64}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXII" id="XXII"></a>XXII.<br /><br />
-<i>Jenny.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">T</span>HE chapter I have just written had often presented itself to my pen,
-but I had as often rejected it. I had promised myself that I would only
-allow the cheerful phase of my soul to show itself in this book. But
-this project, like many others, I was forced to abandon. I hope the
-sensitive reader will pardon me for having asked his tears; and if any
-one thinks I should have omitted this chapter, he can tear it from his
-copy, or even throw the whole book on the fire.</p>
-
-<p>Enough for me, dear Jenny, that thy heart approves it, thou best and
-best-beloved of women, best and best-beloved of sisters. To thee I
-dedicate my work. If<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_65" id="page_65">{65}</a></span> it please thee, it will please all gentle and
-delicate hearts. And if thou wilt pardon the follies into which, albeit
-against my will, I sometimes fall, I will brave all the critics of the
-universe.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_66" id="page_66">{66}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXIII" id="XXIII"></a>XXIII.<br /><br />
-<i>The Picture Gallery.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">O</span>NE word only upon our next engraving.</p>
-
-<p>It represents the family of the unfortunate Ugolino, dying of hunger.
-Around him are his sons. One of them lies motionless at his feet. The
-rest stretch their enfeebled arms towards him, asking for bread; while
-the wretched father, leaning against a pillar of his prison, his eyes
-fixed and haggard, his countenance immovable, dies a double death, and
-suffers all that human nature can endure.</p>
-
-<p>And there is the brave Chevalier d’Assas, dying, by an effort of courage
-and heroism unknown in our days, under a hundred bayonets.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_67" id="page_67">{67}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And thou who weepest under the palm-trees, poor negro woman! thou, whom
-some barbarous fellow has betrayed and deserted, nay, worse, whom he has
-had the brutality to sell as a vile slave, notwithstanding thy love and
-devotion, notwithstanding the pledge of affection thou hast borne at thy
-breast,&mdash;I will not pass before thine image without rendering to thee
-the homage due to thy tenderness and thy sorrows.</p>
-
-<p>Let us pause a moment before the other picture. It is a young
-shepherdess tending her flock alone on the heights of the Alps. She sits
-on an old willow trunk, bleached by many winters. Her feet are covered
-by the broad leaves of a tuft of <i>cacalia</i>, whose lilac blossoms bloom
-above her head. Lavender, wild thyme, the anemone, centaury, and flowers
-which are cultivated with care in our hot-houses and gardens, and which
-grow in all their native<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_68" id="page_68">{68}</a></span> beauty on the Alps, form the gay carpet on
-which her sheep wander.</p>
-
-<p>Lovely shepherdess! tell me where is the lovely spot thou callest thy
-home. From what far-off sheepfold didst thou set out at daybreak this
-morning? Could I not go thither and live with thee?</p>
-
-<p>But alas, the sweet tranquillity thou enjoyest will soon vanish! The
-demon of war, not content with desolating cities, will ere long carry
-anxiety and alarm to thy solitary retreat. Even now I see the soldiers
-advancing: they climb height after height, as they march upward towards
-the clouds. The cannons’ roar is heard high above the thunder-clap.</p>
-
-<p>Fly, O shepherdess! Urge on thy flock! Hide thee in the farthest caves,
-for no longer is repose to be found on this sad earth!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_69" id="page_69">{69}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXIV" id="XXIV"></a>XXIV.<br /><br />
-<i>Painting and Music.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> DO not know how it is, but of late my chapters have always ended in a
-mournful strain. In vain do I begin by fixing my eyes on some agreeable
-object; in vain do I embark when all is calm: a sudden gale soon drifts
-me away. To put an end to an agitation which deprives me of the mastery
-of my ideas, and to quiet the beating of a heart too much disturbed by
-so many touching images, I see no remedy but a dissertation. Yes, thus
-will I steel my heart.</p>
-
-<p>And the dissertation shall be about painting, for I cannot at this
-moment expatiate upon any other subject. I cannot altogether descend
-from the point I just<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_70" id="page_70">{70}</a></span> now reached. Besides, painting is to me what
-Uncle Toby’s hobby-horse was to him.<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a></p>
-
-<p>I would say a few words, by the way, upon the question of preëminence
-between the charming arts of painting and music. I would cast my grain
-into the balance, were it but a grain of sand, a mere atom.</p>
-
-<p>It is urged in favor of the painter, that he leaves his works behind
-him; that his pictures outlive him, and immortalize his memory.</p>
-
-<p>In reply to this we are reminded that musical composers also leave us
-their operas and oratorios.</p>
-
-<p>But music is subject to fashion, and painting is not. The musical
-passages that deeply affected our forefathers seem<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_71" id="page_71">{71}</a></span> simply ridiculous to
-the amateurs of our own day; and they are placed in absurd farces to
-furnish laughter for the nephews of those whom they once made to weep.</p>
-
-<p>Raphael’s pictures will enchant our descendants as greatly as they did
-our forefathers.</p>
-
-<p>This is my grain of sand.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_72" id="page_72">{72}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXV" id="XXV"></a>XXV.<br /><br />
-<i>An Objection.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">“B</span>UT what,” said Madame de Hautcastel to me one day,&mdash;“what if the music
-of Cherubini or Cimarosa differs from that of their predecessors? What
-care I if the music of the past make me laugh, so long as that of the
-present day touch me by its charms? Is it at all essential to my
-happiness that my pleasures should resemble those of my
-great-grandmother? Why talk to me of painting, an art which is only
-enjoyed by a very small class of persons, while music enchants every
-living creature?”</p>
-
-<p>I hardly know at this moment how one could reply to this observation,
-which I did not foresee when I began my chapter.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_73" id="page_73">{73}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Had I foreseen it, perhaps I should not have undertaken that
-dissertation. And pray do not imagine that you discover in this
-<i>objection</i> the artifice of a musician, for upon my honor I am none,
-Heaven be my witness, and all those who have heard me play the violin!</p>
-
-<p>But, even supposing the merits of the two arts to be equal, we must not
-be too hasty in concluding that the merits of the <i>disciples</i> of
-Painting and Music are therefore balanced. We see children play the
-harpsichord as if they were <i>maestri</i>, but no one has ever been a good
-painter at twelve years old. Painting, besides taste and feeling,
-requires an amount of thoughtfulness that musicians can dispense with.
-Any day may you hear men who are well nigh destitute of head and heart,
-bring out from a violin or harp the most ravishing sounds.</p>
-
-<p>The human <small>ANIMAL</small> may be taught to play the harpsichord, and when it has<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_74" id="page_74">{74}</a></span>
-learned of a good master, the soul can travel at her ease while sounds
-with which she does not concern herself are mechanically produced by the
-fingers. But the simplest thing in the world cannot be painted without
-the aid of all the faculties of the soul.</p>
-
-<p>If, however, any one should take it into his head to ply me with a
-distinction between the composition and the performance of music, I
-confess that he would give me some little difficulty. Ah, well! were all
-writers of essays quite candid they would all conclude as I am doing.
-When one enters upon the examination of a question, a dogmatic tone is
-generally assumed, because there has been a secret decision beforehand,
-just as I, notwithstanding my hypocritical impartiality, had decided in
-favor of painting. But discussion awakens objections, and everything
-ends with doubt.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_75" id="page_75">{75}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXVI" id="XXVI"></a>XXVI.<br /><br />
-<i>Raphael.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">N</span>OW that I am more tranquil, I will endeavor to speak calmly of the two
-portraits that follow the picture of the shepherdess of the Alps.</p>
-
-<p>Raphael! Who but thyself could paint thy portrait; who but thyself would
-have dared attempt it? Thy open countenance, beaming with feeling and
-intellect, proclaims thy character and thy genius.</p>
-
-<p>To gratify thy shade, I have placed beside thee the portrait of thy
-mistress, whom the men of all generations will hold answerable for the
-loss of the sublime works of which art has been deprived by thy
-premature death.</p>
-
-<p>When I examine the portrait of Raphael,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_76" id="page_76">{76}</a></span> I feel myself penetrated by an
-almost religious respect for that great man, who, in the flower of his
-age, excelled the ancients, and whose pictures are at once the
-admiration and the despair of modern artists. My soul, in admiring it,
-is moved with indignation against that Italian who preferred her love to
-her lover, and who extinguished at her bosom that heavenly flame, that
-divine genius.</p>
-
-<p>Unhappy one! Knewest thou not that Raphael had announced a picture
-superior even to that of the <i>Transfiguration</i>? Didst thou not know that
-thine arms encircled the favorite of nature, the father of enthusiasm, a
-sublime genius ... a divinity?</p>
-
-<p>While my soul makes these observations, her companion, whose eyes are
-attentively fixed upon the lovely face of that fatal beauty, feels quite
-ready to forgive her the death of Raphael.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_77" id="page_77">{77}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>In vain my soul upbraids this extravagant weakness; she is not listened
-to at all. On such occasions a strange dialogue arises between the two,
-which terminates too often in favor of the bad principles, and of which
-I reserve a sample for another chapter.</p>
-
-<p>And if, by the way, my soul had not at that moment abruptly closed the
-inspection of the gallery, if she had given the <small>OTHER</small> time to
-contemplate the rounded and graceful features of the beautiful Roman
-lady, my intellect would have miserably lost its supremacy.</p>
-
-<p>And if, at that critical moment I had suddenly obtained the favor
-bestowed upon the fortunate Pygmalion, without having the least spark of
-the genius which makes me pardon Raphael his errors, it is just possible
-that I should have succumbed as he did.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_78" id="page_78">{78}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXVII" id="XXVII"></a>XXVII.<br /><br />
-<i>A Perfect Picture.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">M</span>Y engravings, and the paintings of which I have spoken, fade away into
-nothing at the first glance bestowed upon the next picture. The immortal
-works of Raphael and Correggio, and of the whole Italian school, are not
-to be compared to it. Hence it is that when I accord to an amateur the
-pleasure of travelling with me, I always keep this until the last as a
-special luxury, and ever since I first exhibited this sublime picture to
-connoisseurs and to ignorant, to men of the world, to artists, to women,
-to children, to animals even, I have always found the spectators,
-whoever they might be, show, each in his own way, signs of pleasure and
-surprise, so admirably is nature rendered therein.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_79" id="page_79">{79}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And what picture could be presented to you, gentlemen; what spectacle,
-ladies, could be placed before your eyes more certain of gaining your
-approval than the faithful portraiture of yourselves? The picture of
-which I speak is a mirror, and no one has as yet ventured to criticise
-it. It is to all who look on it a perfect picture, in depreciation of
-which not a word can be said.</p>
-
-<p>You will at once admit that it should be regarded as one of the wonders
-of the world.</p>
-
-<p>I will pass over in silence the pleasure felt by the natural philosopher
-in meditating upon the strange phenomena presented by light as it
-reproduces upon that polished surface all the objects of nature. A
-mirror offers to the sedentary traveller a thousand interesting
-reflections, a thousand observations which render it at once a useful
-and precious article.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_80" id="page_80">{80}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Ye whom Love has held or still holds under his sway, learn that it is
-before a mirror that he sharpens his darts, and contemplates his
-cruelties. There it is that he plans his manœuvres, studies his tactics,
-and prepares himself for the war he wishes to declare. There he
-practices his killing glances and little affectations, and sly poutings,
-just as a player practices, with himself for spectator, before appearing
-in public.</p>
-
-<p>A mirror, being always impartial and true, brings before the eyes of the
-beholder the roses of youth and the wrinkles of age, without calumny and
-without flattery. It alone among the councilors of the great, invariably
-tells them the truth.</p>
-
-<p>It was this recommendation that made me desire the invention of a moral
-mirror, in which all men might see themselves, with their virtues and
-their vices. I even thought of offering a prize to some academy for this
-discovery, when riper reflec<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_81" id="page_81">{81}</a></span>tion proved to me that such an invention
-would be useless.</p>
-
-<p>Alas! how rare it is for ugliness to recognize itself and break the
-mirror! In vain are looking-glasses multiplied around us which reflect
-light and truth with geometrical exactness. As soon as the rays reach
-our vision and paint us as we are, self-love slips its deceitful prism
-between us and our image, and presents a divinity to us.</p>
-
-<p>And of all the prisms that have existed since the first that came from
-the hands of the immortal Newton, none has possessed so powerful a
-refractive force, or produced such pleasing and lively colors, as the
-prism of self-love.</p>
-
-<p>Now, seeing that ordinary looking-glasses record the truth in vain, and
-that they cannot make men see their own imperfections, every one being
-satisfied with his face, what would a moral mirror avail?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_82" id="page_82">{82}</a></span> Few people
-would look at it, and no one would recognize himself. None save
-philosophers would spend their time in examining themselves,&mdash;I even
-have my doubts about the philosophers.</p>
-
-<p>Taking the mirror as we find it, I hope no one will blame me for ranking
-it above all the pictures of the Italian school.</p>
-
-<p>Ladies, whose taste cannot be faulty, and whose opinion should decide
-the question, generally upon entering a room let their first glance fall
-upon this picture.</p>
-
-<p>A thousand times have I seen ladies, aye, and gallants, too, forget at a
-ball their lovers and their mistresses, the dancing, and all the
-pleasures of the fête, to contemplate with evident complaisance this
-enchanting picture, and honoring it even, from time to time, in the
-midst of the liveliest quadrille, with a look.</p>
-
-<p>Who then can dispute the rank that I accord to it among the masterpieces
-of the art of Apelles?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_83" id="page_83">{83}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXVIII" id="XXVIII"></a>XXVIII.<br /><br />
-<i>The Upset Carriage.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> HAD at last nearly reached my bureau. So close was I, that had I
-stretched out my arm I could have touched the corner nearest to me. But
-at this very moment I was on the verge of seeing the fruit of all my
-labors destroyed, and of losing my life. I should pass over in silence
-the accident that happened to me, for fear of discouraging other
-travellers, were it not that it is so difficult to upset such a
-post-chaise as I employ, that it must be allowed that one must be
-uncommonly unlucky&mdash;as unlucky, indeed, as it is my lot to be&mdash;to be
-exposed to a like danger.</p>
-
-<p>There I was, stretched at full length upon the ground, completely upset,
-and it<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_84" id="page_84">{84}</a></span> was done so quickly, so unexpectedly, that I should have been
-almost tempted to question the cause of my abject position, had not a
-singing in my ears and a sharp pain in my left shoulder too plainly
-demonstrated it.</p>
-
-<p>This was again the <small>OTHER</small>, who had played a trick upon me.</p>
-
-<p>Startled by the voice of a poor man who suddenly asked alms at my door,
-and by the voice of Rose, my other half suddenly turned the arm-chair
-sharply round, before my soul had time to warn it that a piece of brick,
-which served as a drag, was gone. The jerk was so violent that my
-post-chaise was quite thrown from its centre of gravity, and turned over
-upon me.</p>
-
-<p>This was, I must own, one of the occasions upon which I had most to
-complain of my soul. For instead of being vexed at herself for having
-been absent, and scolding her companion for its hurry, she<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_85" id="page_85">{85}</a></span> so far
-forgot herself as to give way to the most animal resentment, and to
-insult the poor fellow cruelly.</p>
-
-<p>“Idle rascal,” she said, “go and work.” (An execrable apostrophe this,
-the invention of miserly, heartless Mammon.)</p>
-
-<p>“Sir,” replied the man, hoping to soften my heart, “I come from
-Chambéry.”</p>
-
-<p>“So much the worse for you.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am James. You saw me when you were in the country. I used to drive
-the sheep into the fields.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what do you do here?” My soul began to regret the harshness of my
-first words; I almost think she regretted them a moment before they were
-uttered. In like manner, when one meets in the road a rut or puddle, one
-sees it, but has not time to avoid it.</p>
-
-<p>Rose finished the work of bringing me to good sense and repentance. She
-had recognized Jem, who had often shared his<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_86" id="page_86">{86}</a></span> crust with her, and she
-testified by her caresses, her remembrance and gratitude.</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile, Joannetti, who had gathered together what was left of my
-dinner, his own share, gave it at once to Jem.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Joannetti!</p>
-
-<p>Thus it is that in my journey I get lessons of philosophy and humanity
-from my servant and my dog.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_87" id="page_87">{87}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXIX" id="XXIX"></a>XXIX.<br /><br />
-<i>Misfortune.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">B</span>EFORE proceeding farther, I wish to remove a suspicion which may have
-crossed the minds of my readers.</p>
-
-<p>I would not for all the world be suspected of having undertaken this
-journey just because I did not know how to spend my time, and was in a
-manner compelled thereto by circumstances. I here affirm, and swear by
-all that is dear to me, that I projected it long before the event took
-place which deprived me of my liberty for forty-two days. This forced
-retirement only served as an opportunity for setting out sooner than I
-had intended.</p>
-
-<p>This gratuitous protestation will, I know, appear suspicious in the eyes
-of some.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_88" id="page_88">{88}</a></span> But those who are so ready to suspect are just the persons who
-will not read this book. They have enough to do at home and at their
-friends’, plenty of other business to attend to. And good, honest folk
-will believe me.</p>
-
-<p>Still, I freely admit that I should have preferred another season for my
-journey, and that I should have chosen for its execution Lent rather
-than the Carnival. The philosophical reflections, however, that have
-come to me from above have greatly aided me in supporting the loss of
-those pleasures which Turin offers at this noisy and exciting time.</p>
-
-<p>It is certain, I have thought to myself, that the walls of my chamber
-are not so magnificently decorated as those of a ballroom. The silence
-of my cottage is far less agreeable than the pleasing sounds of music
-and dancing. But among the brilliant personages one meets in those
-fes<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_89" id="page_89">{89}</a></span>tive scenes, there are certainly some who are more sick at heart
-than I am.</p>
-
-<p>And why should I picture to myself those who are more happily
-circumstanced than it is my lot to be, while the world swarms with those
-who are worse off? Instead of transporting myself in fancy to that
-sumptuous dancing-hall, where so many beauties are eclipsed by the young
-Eugénie, I need only pause a moment in one of the streets, that lead
-thither, if I would learn how happy is my fate.</p>
-
-<p>For, under the porticos of those magnificent apartments, lie a crowd of
-wretched people, half-naked, and ready to die from cold and misery. What
-a spectacle is here! Would that this page of my book were known
-throughout the universe! Would that every one knew that in this opulent
-city a host of wretched beings sleep, without covering, in the coldest
-winter nights, and with no pillow but the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_90" id="page_90">{90}</a></span> corner-stone of a street, or
-the steps of a palace.</p>
-
-<p>Here, again, is a group of children, crouching together for protection
-from the deadly cold; and here a trembling woman, who has no voice left
-to complain with. The passers-by come and go without being touched by a
-spectacle with which they are so familiar. The noise of carriages, the
-shouts of intemperance, the ravishing sounds of music, mingle not
-unfrequently with the wails of those unhappy creatures, and fill the ear
-with doleful discord.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_91" id="page_91">{91}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXX" id="XXX"></a>XXX.<br /><br />
-<i>Charity.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">W</span>ERE any one to pass a hasty judgment upon a city, taking my last
-chapter as a criterion, he would err greatly. I have spoken of the poor
-we meet with, of their pitiful lamentations, and of the indifference
-with which many regard them. But I have said nothing of the multitude of
-charitable persons who sleep while others seek amusement, and who rise
-at dawn, unobserved and unostentatiously, to succor the unfortunate.</p>
-
-<p>This aspect of city life must not be passed by in silence. I will write
-it on the reverse of the page I was anxious everybody should read.</p>
-
-<p>After having divided their good things<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_92" id="page_92">{92}</a></span> with their brethren, after
-having poured balm into hearts chafed by sorrow, you may see them enter
-the churches, while wearied vice sleeps upon eider-down, to offer up
-their prayers to God, and to thank Him for his mercies. The light of a
-solitary lamp still struggles in the sanctuary with the daylight; but
-they are already prostrate before the altar. And the Almighty, angered
-by the hard-hearted selfishness of men, witholds his threatening hand.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_93" id="page_93">{93}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXI" id="XXXI"></a>XXXI.<br /><br />
-<i>Inventory.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> COULD not help saying a word in my journey about those poor creatures,
-for the thought of them has often come across me on my way, and turned
-the current of my reflections. Sometimes, struck with the difference
-between their case and my own, I have suddenly stopped my
-travelling-carriage, and thought my chamber extravagantly embellished!
-What superfluous luxury! Six chairs, two tables, a bureau, and a
-looking-glass! What vain display! My bed above all things, my rose and
-white bed, with its two mattresses, seemed to rival the magnificence and
-effeminacy of Asiatic monarchs.</p>
-
-<p>These meditations made me indifferent<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_94" id="page_94">{94}</a></span> to the pleasures that had been
-forbidden me. And, as I went on from one reflection to another, my fit
-of philosophy became so serious that I could have seen a ball going on
-in the next room, and heard the sound of violins and flutes without
-stirring. I could have heard Marchesini’s melodious voice, that voice
-which has so often transported me, yes, I could have listened to it
-without being moved. Nay, more, I could have gazed upon the most
-beauteous woman in Turin, upon Eugénie herself, adorned from head to
-foot by the hands of Mademoiselle Rapoux,<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> without emotion. But, of
-this last, I must confess myself not quite sure.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_95" id="page_95">{95}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXII" id="XXXII"></a>XXXII.<br /><br />
-<i>Misanthropy.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">B</span>UT, gentlemen, allow me to ask a question. Do you enjoy balls and plays
-as much as you used to do? As for me, I avow that for some time past
-crowded assemblies have inspired me with a kind of terror. When in their
-midst, I am assailed by an ominous dream. In vain I try to shake it off;
-like the dream of <i>Athalie</i>, it constantly returns. Perhaps this is
-because the soul, overwhelmed at the present moment by dark fancies and
-painful pictures, sees nothing but sadness around it, just as a
-disordered stomach turns the most wholesome food into poison. However
-this may be, my dream is as follows. When I am at one of these fêtes,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_96" id="page_96">{96}</a></span>
-among a crowd of kind, good-natured men, who dance and sing, who weep at
-tragedies, and are full of frankness and cordiality, I say to myself:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“If suddenly a white bear, a philosopher, a tiger, or some other animal
-of this kind were to enter, and ascending to the orchestra, were to
-shout out furiously: ‘Wretched beings! Listen to the truth that comes
-from my lips! You are oppressed! You are the slaves of tyrants! You are
-wretched and heart-sick! Awake from your lethargy!</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>Musicians, break your instruments about your heads, and let each one
-of you arm himself with a poniard. Think no more about holidays and
-rejoicings. Climb into the boxes, and stab their occupants, one and all.
-And let the women steep their timid hands in blood.</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>Quit this room, for you are free! Tear your king from his throne, and
-your God from his sanctuary.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_97" id="page_97">{97}</a></span>’</p>
-
-<p>“Well, and how many of these charming men will obey this tiger’s voice.
-How many of them thought, perhaps, of such deeds before they entered?
-Who can tell? Was there no dancing in Paris five years ago?”</p>
-
-<p>Joannetti! shut the door and windows! I do not wish to see the light!
-Let no one enter my room. Put my sword within reach. Go out yourself,
-and keep away from me.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_98" id="page_98">{98}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXIII" id="XXXIII"></a>XXXIII.<br /><br />
-<i>Consolation.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">N</span>O, no! Stay, Joannetti, my good fellow! And you too, Rose, you who
-guess what are my sorrows, and soften them by your caresses, come!</p>
-
-<p>V forms the resting-place.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_99" id="page_99">{99}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXIV" id="XXXIV"></a>XXXIV.<br /><br />
-<i>Correspondence.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">T</span>HE upset of my post-chaise has rendered the reader the service of
-shortening my journey by a good dozen chapters, for, upon getting up, I
-found myself close to my bureau, and saw that I had no time left for any
-observations upon a number of engravings and pictures which had yet to
-be surveyed, and which might have lengthened my excursions into the
-realm of painting.</p>
-
-<p>Leaving to the right the portraits of Raphael and his mistress, the
-Chevalier d’Assas and the Shepherdess of the Alps, and taking the left,
-the side on which the window is situated, my bureau comes into view. It
-is the first and the most promi<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_100" id="page_100">{100}</a></span>nent object the traveller’s eyes light
-upon, taking the route I have indicated.</p>
-
-<p>It is surmounted by a few shelves that serve as a book-case, and the
-whole is terminated by a bust which completes the pyramid, and
-contributes more than any other object to the adornment of this region.</p>
-
-<p>Upon opening the first drawer to the left, we find an inkstand, paper of
-all kinds, pens ready mended, and sealing-wax; all which set the most
-indolent person longing to write.</p>
-
-<p>I am sure, dear Jenny, that if you chanced to open this drawer, you
-would reply to the letter I wrote you a year ago.</p>
-
-<p>In the opposite drawer lies a confused heap of materials for a touching
-history of the prisoner of Pignerol,<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> which, my dear friends, you will
-ere long read.</p>
-
-<p>Between these two drawers is a recess<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_101" id="page_101">{101}</a></span> into which I throw whatever
-letters I receive. All that have reached me during the last ten years
-are there. The oldest of them are arranged according to date in several
-packets; the new ones lie pell-mell. Besides these, I have several
-dating from my early boyhood.</p>
-
-<p>How great a pleasure it is to behold again through the medium of these
-letters the interesting scenes of our early years, to be once again
-transported into those happy days that we shall see no more!</p>
-
-<p>How full is my heart, and how deeply tinged with sadness is its joy, as
-my eyes wander over those words traced by one who is gone forever! That
-handwriting is his, and it was his heart that guided his hand. It was to
-me that he addressed this letter, and this letter is all that is left of
-him!</p>
-
-<p>When I put my hand into this recess, I seldom leave the spot for the
-whole day.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_102" id="page_102">{102}</a></span> In like manner, a traveller will pass rapidly through whole
-provinces of Italy, making a few hurried and trivial observations on the
-way, and upon reaching Rome will take up his abode there for months.</p>
-
-<p>This is the richest vein in the mine I am exploring. How changed I find
-my ideas and sentiments, and how altered do my friends appear when I
-examine them as they were in days gone by, and as they are now! In these
-mirrors of the past I see them in mortal agitation about plans which no
-longer disturb them.</p>
-
-<p>Here I find an event announced which we evidently looked upon as a great
-misfortune; but the end of the letter is wanting, and the circumstance
-is so entirely forgotten that I cannot now make out what the matter was
-which so concerned us. We were possessed by a thousand prejudices. We
-knew nothing of the world, and of men. But then, how warm was our
-intercourse!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_103" id="page_103">{103}</a></span> How intimate our friendship! How unbounded our confidence!</p>
-
-<p>In our ignorance there was bliss. But now,&mdash;ah! all is now changed. We
-have been compelled, as others, to read the human heart; and truth,
-falling like a bomb into the midst of us, has forever destroyed the
-enchanted palace of illusion.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_104" id="page_104">{104}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXV" id="XXXV"></a><br />
-<img src="images/i_104.jpg" width="500" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /><br />
-XXXV.<br /><br />
-<i>The Withered Rose.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span>F the subject were worth the trouble, I could readily write a chapter
-upon that dry rose. It is a flower of last year’s carnival. I gathered
-it myself in the Valentino.<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a> And in the evening, an hour before the
-ball was to begin, I bore it, full of hope, and agreeably excited, to
-Madame Hautcastel, for her acceptance. She took it, and without looking
-at it or me, placed it upon her toilette-table. And how could she have
-given <i>me</i> any of her attention? She was engaged in looking at herself.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_105" id="page_105">{105}</a></span>
-There she stood before a large mirror; her hair was ornamented for a
-fête, and the decorations of her dress were undergoing their final
-arrangement. She was so fully occupied, her attention was so totally
-absorbed by the ribbons, gauzes, and all sorts of finery that lay in
-heaps before her, that I did not get a look or any sign of recognition.
-There was nothing for me but resignation. I held out humbly in my hand a
-number of pins arranged in order. But her pincushion being more within
-reach, she took them from her pincushion, and when I brought my hand
-nearer, she took them from my hand, quite indifferently, and in taking
-them up she would feel about for them with the tips of her fingers,
-without taking her eyes from the glass, lest she should lose sight of
-herself.</p>
-
-<p>For some time I held behind her a second mirror that she might judge the
-better how her dress became her, and as<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_106" id="page_106">{106}</a></span> her face reflected itself from
-one glass to another, I saw a prospective of coquettes, no one of whom
-paid me the least attention. In a word, I must confess that my rose and
-I cut a very poor figure.</p>
-
-<p>At last I lost all patience, and unable longer to control the vexation
-that preyed upon me, I put down the looking-glass I had been holding,
-and went out angrily without taking leave.</p>
-
-<p>“O! you are going?” she said, turning so as to see her figure in
-profile. I made no answer, but I listened some time at the door to see
-what effect my abrupt departure would have.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you not see,” she said to her maid, after a moment’s silence, “that
-this caraco, particularly the lower part, is much too large at the
-waist, and will want pinning?”</p>
-
-<p>Why and wherefore that rose is upon my shelf, I shall certainly not
-explain, for, as I said before, a withered rose does not deserve a
-chapter.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_107" id="page_107">{107}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And pray observe, ladies, that I make no reflection upon the adventure
-with the rose. I do not say whether Madame de Hautcastel did well or
-otherwise in preferring her dress to me, or whether I had any right to a
-better reception.</p>
-
-<p>I take special care to deduce therefrom no general conclusions about the
-reality, the strength, and the duration of the affection of ladies for
-their friends. I am content to cast this chapter (since it is one) into
-the world with the rest of my journey, without addressing it to any one,
-and without recommending it to any one.</p>
-
-<p>I will only add, gentlemen, a word of counsel. Impress well upon your
-minds this fact, that your mistress is no longer yours on the day of a
-ball.</p>
-
-<p>As soon as dressing begins, a lover is no more thought of than a husband
-would be; and the ball takes the place of a lover.</p>
-
-<p>Every one knows how little a husband<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_108" id="page_108">{108}</a></span> gains by enforcing his love. Take
-your trouble, then, patiently, cheerfully.</p>
-
-<p>And, my dear sir, do not deceive yourself; if a lady welcome you at a
-ball, it is not as a lover that you are received, for you are a
-husband&mdash;but as a part of the ball; and you are therefore but a fraction
-of her new conquest. You are the decimal of a lover. Or, it may be, you
-dance well, and so give éclat to her graces. After all, perhaps, the
-most flattering way in which you can regard her kind welcome is to
-consider that she hopes by treating as her cavalier a man of parts like
-yourself, to excite the jealousy of her companions. Were it not for that
-she would not notice you at all.</p>
-
-<p>It amounts then to this. You must resign yourself to your fate, and wait
-until the husband’s <i>rôle</i> is played. I know those who would be glad to
-get off at so cheap a rate.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_109" id="page_109">{109}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXVI" id="XXXVI"></a>XXXVI.<br /><br />
-<i>The Library.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> PROMISED to give a dialogue between my soul and the <small>OTHER</small>. But there
-are some chapters which elude me, as it were, or rather, there are
-others which flow from my pen <i>nolens volens</i>, and derange my plans.
-Among these is one about my library; and I will make it as short as I
-can. Our forty-two days will soon be ended; and even were it not so, a
-similar period would not suffice to complete the description of the rich
-country in which I travel so pleasantly.</p>
-
-<p>My library, then, is composed of novels, if I must make the confession;
-of novels and a few choice poets.</p>
-
-<p>As if I had not troubles enough of my<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_110" id="page_110">{110}</a></span> own, I share those of a thousand
-imaginary personages, and I feel them as acutely as my own. How many
-tears have I shed for that poor Clarissa,<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a> and for Charlotte’s<a name="FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a>
-lover!</p>
-
-<p>But if I go out of my way in search of unreal afflictions, I find in
-return, such virtue, kindness, and disinterestedness in this imaginary
-world as I have never yet found united in the real world around me. I
-meet with a woman after my heart’s desire, free from whim, lightness,
-and affectation. I say nothing about beauty; this I can leave to my
-imagination, and picture her faultlessly beautiful. And then, closing
-the book, which no longer keeps pace with my ideas, I take the fair one
-by the hand, and we travel together over a country a thousand times more
-delightful than Eden itself. What painter could represent the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_111" id="page_111">{111}</a></span> fairy
-land in which I have placed the goddess of my heart? What poet could
-ever describe the lively and manifold sensations I experience in those
-enchanted regions?</p>
-
-<p>How often have I cursed that Cleveland,<a name="FNanchor_9_9" id="FNanchor_9_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a> who is always embarking upon
-new troubles which he might very well avoid! I cannot endure that book
-with its long list of calamities. But if I open it by way of
-distraction, I cannot help devouring it to the end.</p>
-
-<p>For how could I leave that poor man among the Abaquis? What would become
-of him in the hands of those savages? Still less dare I leave him in his
-attempt to escape from captivity.</p>
-
-<p>Indeed, I so enter into his sorrows, I am so interested in him and in
-his unfortunate family, that the sudden appearance of the ferocious
-Ruintons makes my hair stand on end. When I read that passage a cold<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_112" id="page_112">{112}</a></span>
-perspiration covers me, and my fright is as lively and real as if I was
-going to be roasted and eaten by the monsters myself.</p>
-
-<p>When I have had enough of tears and love, I turn to some poet, and set
-out again for a new world.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_113" id="page_113">{113}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXVII" id="XXXVII"></a>XXXVII.<br /><br />
-<i>Another World.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">F</span>ROM the Argonautic expedition to the Assembly of Notables; from the
-bottom of the nethermost pit to the furthest fixed star beyond the Milky
-Way; to the confines of the Universe; to the gates of chaos; thus far
-extends the vast field over the length and breadth of which I leisurely
-roam. I lack nor time nor space. Thither, conducted by Homer, by Milton,
-by Virgil, by Ossian, I transport my existence.</p>
-
-<p>All the events that have taken place between these two epochs; all the
-countries, all the worlds, all the beings that have existed between
-these two boundaries,&mdash;all are mine, all as lawfully belong to me as
-the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_114" id="page_114">{114}</a></span> ships that entered the Piræus belonged to a certain Athenian.</p>
-
-<p>Above all the rest do I love the poets who carry me back to the remotest
-antiquity. The death of the ambitious Agamemnon, the madness of Orestes,
-and the tragical history of the heaven-persecuted family of the Atrides,
-inspire me with a terror that all the events of modern times could not
-excite in my breast.</p>
-
-<p>Behold the fatal urn which contains the ashes of Orestes! Who would not
-shudder at the sight? Electra, unhappy sister! be comforted, for it is
-Orestes himself who bears the urn, and the ashes are those of his
-enemies.</p>
-
-<p>No longer are their banks like those of Xanthus or the Scamander. No
-longer do we visit plains such as those of Hesperia or Arcadia. Where
-are now the isles of Lemnos and Crete? Where the famous labyrinth? Where
-is the rock that forlorn<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_115" id="page_115">{115}</a></span> Ariadne washed with her tears? Theseus is seen
-no more; Hercules is gone forever. The men, aye, and the heroes of our
-day are but pigmies.</p>
-
-<p>When I would visit a scene full of enthusiasm, and put forth all the
-strength of my imagination, I cling boldly to the flowing robe of the
-sublime blind poet of Albion at the moment when he soars heavenward, and
-dares approach the throne of the Eternal. What muse was able to sustain
-him in a flight so lofty that no man before him ever ventured to raise
-his eyes so high? From heaven’s dazzling pavement which avaricious
-Mammon looked down upon with envious eyes, I pass, horror-stricken, to
-the vast caverns of Satan’s sojourn. I take my place at the infernal
-council, mingle with the host of rebellious spirits, and listen to their
-discourse.</p>
-
-<p>But here I must confess a weakness for which I have often reproached
-myself.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_116" id="page_116">{116}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I cannot help taking a certain interest in Satan, thus hurled headlong
-from heaven. (I am speaking, of course, of <i>Milton’s</i> Satan.) While I
-blame the obstinacy of the rebel angel, the firmness he shows in the
-midst of his exceeding great misery, and the grandness of his courage,
-inspire me, against my will, with admiration. Although not ignorant of
-the woe resulting from the direful enterprise that led him to force the
-gate of hell and to trouble the home of our first parents, I cannot for
-a moment, do what I will, wish he may perish in the confusion of chaos
-on his way. I even think I could willingly help him, did not shame
-withhold me. I follow his every movement, and take as much pleasure in
-travelling with him as if I were in very good company. In vain I
-consider that after all he is a devil on his way to the ruin of the
-human race, that he is a thorough democrat not after the manner of those
-of<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_117" id="page_117">{117}</a></span> Athens, but of Paris. All this does not cure me of my prejudice in
-his favor.</p>
-
-<p>How vast was his project! How great the boldness displayed in its
-execution!</p>
-
-<p>When the thrice-threefold gates of hell fly open before him, and the
-dark, boundless ocean discloses itself in all its horror at his feet,
-with undaunted eye he surveys the realm of chaos, and then, opening his
-sail-broad wings, precipitates himself into the abyss.<a name="FNanchor_10_10" id="FNanchor_10_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a></p>
-
-<p>To me this passage is one of the noblest efforts of imagination, and one
-of the most splendid journeys ever made, next to <i>the journey round my
-room</i>.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_118" id="page_118">{118}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXVIII" id="XXXVIII"></a>XXXVIII.<br /><br />
-<i>The Bust.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> SHOULD never end if I tried to describe a thousandth part of the
-strange events I meet with when I travel in my library. The voyages of
-Cook and the observations of his fellow-travellers Banks and Solander
-are nothing compared with my adventures in this one district. Indeed, I
-think I could spend my life there in a kind of rapture, were it not for
-the bust I have already mentioned, upon which my eyes and thoughts
-always fix themselves at last, whatever may be the position of my soul.
-And when my soul is violently agitated, or a prey to despair, a glance
-at this bust suffices to restore the troubled being to its natural
-state. It sounds the chord upon<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_119" id="page_119">{119}</a></span> which I keep in tune the harmonies, and
-correct the discords of the sensations and perceptions of which my being
-is made up. How striking the likeness! Those are the features nature
-gave to the best of men. O, that the sculptor had been able to bring to
-view his noble soul, his genius, his character! But what am I
-attempting! Is it here that his praise should be recorded? Do I address
-myself to the men that surround me? Ah! what concern is it of theirs?</p>
-
-<p>I am contented to bend before thy image, O best of fathers! Alas, that
-this should be all that is left me of thee and of my father-land! Thou
-quittedst the earth when crime was about to invade it; and so heavy are
-the ills that oppress thy family, that we are constrained to regard thy
-loss as a blessing. Many would have been the evils a longer life would
-have brought upon thee! And dost thou, O my father,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_120" id="page_120">{120}</a></span> dost thou, in thine
-abode of bliss, know the lot of thy family! Knowest thou that thy
-children are exiled from the country thou hast served with so much zeal
-and integrity for sixty years?</p>
-
-<p>Dost thou know that they are forbidden to visit thy grave? But tyranny
-has not been able to deprive them of the most precious part of thy
-heritage, the record of thy virtues, and the force of thine example. In
-the midst of the torrent of crime which has borne their father-land and
-their patrimony to ruin, they have steadfastly remained united in the
-path marked out for them by thee. And when it shall be given them to
-prostrate themselves once more beside thy tomb, thou shalt see in them
-thine obedient children.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_121" id="page_121">{121}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XXXIX" id="XXXIX"></a>XXXIX.<br /><br />
-<i>A Dialogue.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> PROMISED a dialogue, and I will keep my word.</p>
-
-<p>It was daybreak. The rays of the sun were gilding the summit of Mount
-Viso, and the tops of the highest hills on the island beneath our feet.
-My soul was already awake. This early awakening may have been the effect
-of those night visions which often excite in her a fatiguing and useless
-agitation: or perhaps the carnival, then drawing to a close, was the
-secret cause; for this season of pleasure and folly influences the human
-organization much as do the phases of the moon and the conjunction of
-certain planets. However this may be, my soul was awake, and wide awake,
-when she shook off the bands of sleep.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_122" id="page_122">{122}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>For some time she had shared, though confusedly, the sensations of the
-<small>OTHER</small>: but she was still encumbered by the swathes of night and sleep;
-and these swathes seemed to her transformed into gauze and fine linen
-and Indian lawn. My poor soul was, as it were, enwrapped in all this
-paraphernalia, and the god of sleep, that he might hold her still more
-firmly under his sway, added to these bonds disheveled tresses of flaxen
-hair, ribbon bows, and pearl necklaces. Really it was pitiful to see her
-struggle in these toils.</p>
-
-<p>The agitation of the nobler part of myself communicated itself to the
-<small>OTHER</small>; and the latter, in its turn, reacted powerfully upon my soul.</p>
-
-<p>I worked myself, at last, into a state which it would be hard to
-describe, while my soul, either sagaciously or by chance, hit upon a way
-of escaping from the gauzes by which it was being suffocated. I know<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_123" id="page_123">{123}</a></span>
-not whether she discovered an outlet, or whether, which is a more
-natural conclusion, it occurred to her to raise them: at all events, she
-found a means of egress from the labyrinth. The tresses of disheveled
-hair were still there; but they were now rather help than hindrance; my
-soul seized them, as a drowning man clutches the sedge on a river’s
-bank, but the pearl necklace broke in the act, and the unstrung pearls
-rolled on the sofa, and from the sofa to Madame Hautcastel’s floor (for
-my soul, by an eccentricity for which it would be difficult to give a
-reason, fancied she was at that lady’s house); then a great bunch of
-violets fell to the ground, and my soul, which then awoke, returned
-home, bringing with her common sense and reality. She strongly
-disapproved, as you will readily imagine, of all that had passed in her
-absence; and here it is that the dialogue begins which forms the subject
-of this chapter.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_124" id="page_124">{124}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Never had my soul been so ungraciously received. The complaints she
-thought fit to make at this critical moment fully sufficed to stir up
-domestic strife; a revolt, a formal insurrection followed.</p>
-
-<p>“What!” said my soul, “is it thus that during my absence, instead of
-restoring your strength by quiet sleep that you may be better able to do
-my bidding, you have the insolence (the expressing was rather strong) to
-give yourself up to transports which my authority has not sanctioned!”</p>
-
-<p>Little accustomed to this haughty tone, the <small>OTHER</small> angrily answered:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Really, madame” (this madame was meant to remove from the discussion
-anything like familiarity), “really, this affectation of virtuous
-decorum is highly becoming to you! Is it not to the sallies of your
-imagination, and to your extravagant ideas, that I owe what in me
-displeases you? What right have you to go<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_125" id="page_125">{125}</a></span> on those pleasant excursions
-so often, without taking me with you? Have I ever complained about your
-attending the meetings in the Empyrean or in the Elysian fields, your
-conversations with the celestial intelligences, your profound
-speculations (a little raillery here, you see), your castles in the air,
-and your transcendental systems? And have I not a right, when you leave
-me in this way, to enjoy the blessings bestowed upon me by Nature, and
-the pleasures she places before me?”</p>
-
-<p>My soul, surprised at so much vivacity and eloquence, did not know how
-to reply. In order to settle the dispute amicably, she endeavored to
-veil with the semblance of good-nature the reproaches that had escaped
-her. But, that she might not seem to take the first steps towards
-reconciliation, she affected a formal tone. “<i>Madame</i>,” she said, with
-assumed cordiality.... If the reader thought<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_126" id="page_126">{126}</a></span> the word misplaced when
-addressed to my soul, what will he say of it now, if he call to mind the
-cause of the quarrel? But my soul did not feel the extreme absurdity of
-this mode of expression, so much does passion obscure the intellect!
-“Madame,” she said, “nothing, be assured, would give me so much pleasure
-as to see you enjoy those pleasures of which your nature is susceptible,
-if even I did not participate in them, were it not that such pleasures
-are harmful to you, injuriously affecting the harmony which....” Here my
-soul was rudely interrupted, “No, no, I am not the dupe of your
-pretended kindness. The sojourn we are compelled to make together in
-this room in which we travel; the wound which I received, which still
-bleeds, and which nearly destroyed me,&mdash;is not all this the fruit of
-your overweening conceit and your barbarous prejudices? My comfort, my
-very existence, is counted as nothing when your<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_127" id="page_127">{127}</a></span> passions sway you: and
-then, forsooth, you pretend that you take an interest in my welfare, and
-that your insults spring from friendship.”</p>
-
-<p>My soul saw very well that the part she was playing on this occasion was
-no flattering one. She began, too, to perceive that the warmth of the
-dispute had put the cause of it out of sight. Profiting from this
-circumstance, she caused a further distraction by saying to Joannetti,
-who at that moment entered the room, “Make some coffee!” The noise of
-the cups attracted all the rebel’s attention, who forthwith forgot
-everything else. In like manner we show children a toy to make them
-forget the unwholesome fruit for which they beg and stamp.</p>
-
-<p>While the water was being heated, I insensibly fell asleep. I enjoyed
-that delightful sensation about which I have already entertained my
-readers, and which<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_128" id="page_128">{128}</a></span> you experience when you feel yourself to be dozing.
-The agreeable rattling Joannetti made with the coffee-pot reëchoed in my
-brain, and set all my sensitive nerves vibrating, just as a single
-harp-string when struck will make the octaves resound.</p>
-
-<p>At last I saw as it were, a shadow pass before me. I opened my eyes, and
-there stood Joannetti. Ah, what an aroma! How agreeable a surprise!
-Coffee! Cream! A pyramid of dry toast! Good reader, come, breakfast with
-me!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_129" id="page_129">{129}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XL" id="XL"></a>XL.<br /><br />
-<i>Imagination.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">W</span>HAT a wealth of delights has kind Nature given to those who can enjoy
-them. Who can count the innumerable phases they assume in different
-individuals, and at different periods of life! The confused remembrance
-of the pleasures of my boyhood sends a thrill through my heart. Shall I
-attempt to paint the joys of the youth whose soul glows with all the
-warmth of love, at an age when interest, ambition, hatred, and all the
-base passions that degrade and torment humanity are unknown to him, even
-by name?</p>
-
-<p>During this age, too short, alas! the sun shines with a brightness it
-never displays in after-life; the air is then purer, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_130" id="page_130">{130}</a></span> streams
-clearer and fresher, and nature has aspects, and the woods have paths,
-which in our riper age we never find again. O, what perfumes those
-flowers breathe! How delicious are those fruits! With what colors is the
-morning sky adorned! Men are all good, generous, kind-hearted; and women
-all lovely and faithful. On all sides we meet with cordiality,
-frankness, and unselfishness. Nature presents to us nothing but flowers,
-virtues, and pleasures.</p>
-
-<p>The excitement of love, and the anticipation of happiness, do they not
-fill our hearts to the brim with emotions no less lively and various?</p>
-
-<p>The sight of nature and its contemplation, whether we regard it as a
-whole, or examine its details, opens to our reason an immense field of
-enjoyments. Soon the imagination, brooding over this sea of pleasures,
-increases their number and intensity. The various sensations so unite<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_131" id="page_131">{131}</a></span>
-and blend as to form new ones. Dreams of glory mingle with the
-palpitations of love. Benevolence moves hand in hand with self-esteem.
-Melancholy, from time to time, throws over us her solemn livery, and
-changes our tears to joy. Thus the perceptions of the mind, the feelings
-of the heart, the very remembrance of sensations, are inexhaustible
-sources of pleasure and comfort to man. No wonder, then, that the noise
-Joannetti made with the coffee-pot, and the unexpected appearance of a
-cup of cream, should have impressed me so vividly and so agreeably.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_132" id="page_132">{132}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XLI" id="XLI"></a>XLI.<br /><br />
-<i>The Travelling-coat.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> PUT on my travelling-coat, after having examined it with a complacent
-eye; and forthwith resolved to write a chapter <i>ad hoc</i>, that I might
-make it known to the reader.</p>
-
-<p>The form and usefulness of these garments being pretty generally known,
-I will treat specially of their influence upon the minds of travellers.</p>
-
-<p>My winter travelling-coat is made of the warmest and softest stuff I
-could meet with. It envelops me entirely from head to foot, and when I
-am in my arm-chair, with my hands in my pockets, I am very like the
-statue of Vishnu one sees in the pagodas of India.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_133" id="page_133">{133}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>You may, if you will, tax me with prejudice when I assert the influence
-a traveller’s costume exercises upon its wearer. At any rate I can
-confidently affirm with regard to this matter, that it would appear to
-me as ridiculous to take a single step of my journey round my room in
-uniform, with my sword at my side, as it would to go forth into the
-world in my dressing-gown. Were I to find myself in full military dress,
-not only should I be unable to proceed with my journey, but I really
-believe I should not be able to read what I have written about my
-travels, still less to understand it.</p>
-
-<p>Does this surprise you? Do we not every day meet with people who fancy
-they are ill because they are unshaven, or because some one has thought
-they have looked poorly, and told them so? Dress has such influence upon
-men’s minds that there are valetudinarians who think them<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_134" id="page_134">{134}</a></span>selves in
-better health than usual when they have on a new coat and well-powdered
-wig. They deceive the public and themselves by their nicety about dress,
-until one finds some fine morning they have died in full fig, and their
-death startles everybody.</p>
-
-<p>And in the class of men among whom I live, how many there are who,
-finding themselves clothed in uniform, firmly believe they are officers,
-until the unexpected appearance of the enemy shows them their mistake.
-And more than this, if it be the king’s good pleasure to allow one of
-them to add to his coat a certain trimming, he straightway believes
-himself to be a general, and the whole army gives him the title without
-any notion of making fun of him! So great an influence has a coat upon
-the human imagination!</p>
-
-<p>The following illustration will show still further the truth of my
-assertion.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_135" id="page_135">{135}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It sometimes happened that they forgot to inform the Count de &mdash;&mdash; some
-days beforehand of the approach of his turn to mount guard. Early one
-morning, on the very day on which this duty fell to the Count, a
-corporal awoke him, and announced the disagreeable news. But the idea of
-getting up there and then, putting on his gaiters, and turning out
-without having thought about it the evening before, so disturbed him
-that he preferred reporting himself sick and staying at home all day. So
-he put on his dressing-gown, and sent away his barber. This made him
-look pale and ill, and frightened his wife and family. He really <i>did</i>
-feel a little poorly.</p>
-
-<p>He told every one he was not very well, partly for the sake of
-appearances, and partly because he positively believed himself to be
-indisposed. Gradually the influence of the dressing-gown began to work.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_136" id="page_136">{136}</a></span>
-The slops he was obliged to take upset his stomach. His relations and
-friends sent to ask after him. He was soon quite ill enough to take to
-his bed.</p>
-
-<p>In the evening Dr. Ranson<a name="FNanchor_11_11" id="FNanchor_11_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a> found his pulse hard and feverish, and
-ordered him to be bled next day.</p>
-
-<p>If the campaign had lasted a month longer, the sick man’s case would
-have been past cure.</p>
-
-<p>Now, who can doubt about the influence of travelling-coats upon
-travellers, if he reflect that poor Count de &mdash;&mdash; thought more than once
-that he was about to perform a journey to the other world for having
-inopportunely donned his dressing-gown in this?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_137" id="page_137">{137}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="XLII" id="XLII"></a><br />
-<img src="images/i_137.jpg" width="500" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /><br />
-XLII.<br /><br />
-<i>Aspasia’s Buskin.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">I</span> WAS sitting near my fire after dinner, enveloped in my “habit de
-voyage,” and freely abandoning myself to its influence: the hour for
-starting was, I knew, drawing nigh; but the fumes generated by digestion
-rose to my brain, and so obstructed the channels along which thoughts
-glide on their way from the senses, that all communication between them
-was intercepted. And as my senses no longer transmitted any idea to my
-brain, the latter, in its turn, could no longer emit<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_138" id="page_138">{138}</a></span> any of that
-electric fluid with which the ingenious Doctor Valli resuscitates dead
-frogs.</p>
-
-<p>After reading this preamble, you will easily understand why my head fell
-on my chest, and why the muscles of the thumb and forefinger of my right
-hand, being no longer excited by the electric fluid, became so relaxed
-that a volume of the works of the Marquis Caraccioli, which I was
-holding tightly between these two fingers, imperceptibly eluded my
-grasp, and fell upon the hearth.</p>
-
-<p>I had just had some callers, and my conversation with the persons who
-had left the room had turned upon the death of Dr. Cigna, an eminent
-physician then lately deceased. He was a learned and hard-working man, a
-good naturalist, and a famous botanist. My thoughts were occupied with
-the merits of this skillful man. “And yet,” I said to myself, “were it<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_139" id="page_139">{139}</a></span>
-possible for me to evoke the spirits of those whom he has, perhaps,
-dismissed to the other world, who knows but that his reputation might
-suffer some diminution?”</p>
-
-<p>I travelled insensibly to a dissertation on medicine and the progress it
-has made since the time of Hippocrates. I asked myself whether the
-famous personages of antiquity who died in their beds, as Pericles,
-Plato, the celebrated Aspasia, and Hippocrates, died, after the manner
-of ordinary mortals, of some putrid or inflammatory fever; and whether
-they were bled, and crammed with specifics.</p>
-
-<p>To say why these four personages came into my mind rather than any
-others, is out of my power; for who can give reasons for what he dreams?
-All that I can say is that my soul summoned the doctor of Cos, the
-doctor of Turin, and the famous statesman who did such great things, and
-committed such grave faults.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_140" id="page_140">{140}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>But as to his graceful friend, I humbly own that it was the <small>OTHER</small> who
-beckoned her to come. Still, however, when I think of the interview, I
-am tempted to feel some little pride, for it is evident that in this
-dream the balance in favor of reason was as four to one. Pretty fair
-this, methinks, for a lieutenant.</p>
-
-<p>However this may be, whilst giving myself up to the reflections I have
-described, my eyes closed, and I fell fast asleep. But upon shutting my
-eyes, the image of the personages of whom I had been thinking, remained
-painted upon that delicate canvas we call memory; and these images,
-mingling in my brain with the idea of the evocation of the dead, it was
-not long before I saw advancing in procession Hippocrates, Plato,
-Pericles, Aspasia, and Doctor Cigna in his bob-wig.</p>
-
-<p>I saw them all seat themselves in chairs ranged around the fire.
-Pericles alone remained standing to read the newspapers.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_141" id="page_141">{141}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“If the discoveries of which you speak were true,” said Hippocrates to
-the doctor, “and had they been as useful to the healing art as you
-affirm, I should have seen the number of those who daily descend to the
-gloomy realm of Pluto decrease; but the ratio of its inhabitants,
-according to the registers of Minos which I have myself verified,
-remains still the same as formerly.”</p>
-
-<p>Doctor Cigna turned to me and said: “You have without doubt heard these
-discoveries spoken of. You know that Harvey discovered the circulation
-of the blood; that the immortal Spallanzani explained the process of
-digestion, the mechanism of which is now well understood;” and he
-entered upon a long detail of all the discoveries connected with physic,
-and of the host of remedies for which we are indebted to chemistry: in
-short, he delivered an academical discourse in favor of modern
-medicine.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_142" id="page_142">{142}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“But am I to believe,” I replied, “that these great men were ignorant of
-all you have been telling them, and that their souls, having shuffled
-off this mortal coil, still meet with any obscurities in nature?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! how great is your error!” exclaimed the <i>proto-physician</i><a name="FNanchor_12_12" id="FNanchor_12_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a> of
-the Peloponnesus. The mysteries of nature are as closely hidden from the
-dead as from the living. Of one thing we who linger on the banks of the
-Styx are certain, that He who created all things alone knows the great
-secret which men vainly strive to solve. “And,” added he, turning to the
-doctor, “do be persuaded by me to divest yourself of what still clings
-to you of the party-spirit you have brought with you from the sojourn of
-mortals. And since, seeing that Charon daily ferries over in his boat as
-many shades as heretofore, the labors of a thousand generations and all
-the discov<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_143" id="page_143">{143}</a></span>eries men have made have not been able to prolong their
-existence, let us not uselessly weary ourselves in defending an art
-which, among the dead, cannot even profit its practitioners.”</p>
-
-<p>Thus, to my great amazement, spoke the famous Hippocrates.</p>
-
-<p>Doctor Cigna smiled; and as spirits can neither withstand evidence, nor
-silence truth, he not only agreed with Hippocrates, but, blushing after
-the manner of disembodied intelligences, he protested that he had
-himself always had his doubts.</p>
-
-<p>Pericles, who had drawn near the window, heaved a deep sigh, the cause
-of which I divined. He was reading a number of the “Moniteur,” which
-announced the decadence of the arts and sciences. He saw illustrious
-scholars desert their sublime conceptions to invent new crimes, and
-shuddered at hearing a rabble herd compare themselves with the heroes
-of<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_144" id="page_144">{144}</a></span> generous Greece; and this, forsooth, because they put to death,
-without shame or remorse, venerable old men, women, and children, and
-coolly perpetrated the blackest and most useless crimes.</p>
-
-<p>Plato, who had listened to our conversation without joining in it, and
-seeing it brought to a sudden and unexpected close, thus spoke: “I can
-readily understand that the discoveries great men have made in the
-various branches of natural science do not forward the art of medicine,
-which can never change the course of nature, except at the cost of life.
-But this will certainly not be so with the researches that have been
-made in the study of politics. Locke’s inquiries into the nature of the
-human understanding, the invention of printing, the accumulated
-observations drawn from history, the number of excellent books which
-have spread sound information even among the lower orders,&mdash;so<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_145" id="page_145">{145}</a></span> many
-wonders must have contributed to make men better, and the happy republic
-I conceived, which the age in which I lived caused me to regard as an
-impracticable dream, no doubt now exists upon the earth?” At this
-question the honest doctor cast down his eyes, and only answered by
-tears. In wiping them with his pocket-handkerchief, he involuntarily
-moved his wig on one side, so that a part of his face was hidden by it.
-“Ye gods!” exclaimed Aspasia, with a scream, “how strange a sight! And
-is it a discovery of one of your great men that has led you to the idea
-of turning another man’s skull into a head-dress?”</p>
-
-<p>Aspasia, from whom our philosophical dissertations had elicited nothing
-but gapes, had taken up a magazine of fashions which lay on the
-chimney-piece, the leaves of which she had been turning over for some
-time when the doctor’s wig made<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_146" id="page_146">{146}</a></span> her utter this exclamation. Finding the
-narrow, ricketty seat upon which she was sitting uncomfortable, she had,
-without the least ceremony, placed her two bare legs, which were adorned
-with bandelets, on the straw-bottomed chair between her and me, and
-rested her elbow upon the broad shoulders of Plato.</p>
-
-<p>“It is no skull,” said the doctor, addressing her, and taking off his
-wig, which he threw on the fire, “it is a wig, madam; and I know not why
-I did not cast this ridiculous ornament into the flames of Tartarus when
-first I came among you. But absurdities and prejudices adhere so closely
-to our miserable nature that they even follow us sometimes beyond the
-grave.” I took singular pleasure in seeing the doctor thus abjure his
-physic and his wig at the same moment.</p>
-
-<p>“I assure you,” said Aspasia, “that most of the head-dresses represented
-in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_147" id="page_147">{147}</a></span> pages I have been turning over deserve the same fate as yours,
-so very extravagant are they.”</p>
-
-<p>The fair Athenian amused herself vastly in looking over the engravings,
-and was very reasonably surprised by the variety and oddity of modern
-contrivances. One figure, especially struck her. It was that of a young
-lady with a really elegant head-dress which Aspasia only thought
-somewhat too high. But the piece of gauze that covered the neck was so
-very full you could scarcely see half her face. Aspasia, not knowing
-that these extraordinary developments were produced by starch, could not
-help showing a surprise which would have been redoubled (but inversely),
-had the gauze been transparent.</p>
-
-<p>“But do explain,” she said, “why women of the present day seem to wear
-dresses to hide rather than to clothe them. They scarcely allow their
-faces to be seen,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_148" id="page_148">{148}</a></span> those faces by which alone their sex is to be
-guessed, so strangely are their bodies disfigured by the eccentric folds
-of their garments. Among all the figures represented in these pages, I
-do not find one with the neck, arms, and legs bare. How is it your young
-warriors are not tempted to put an end to such a fashion? It would
-appear,” she added, “that the virtue of the women of this age, which
-they parade in all their articles of dress, greatly surpasses that of my
-contemporaries.”</p>
-
-<p>As she ended these words, Aspasia turned her eyes on me as if to ask a
-reply. I pretended not to notice this, and in order to give myself an
-absent air, took up the tongs and pushed away among the embers the
-shreds of the doctor’s wig which had escaped the flames. Observing
-presently afterwards that one of the bandelets which clasped Aspasia’s
-buskin had come undone,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_149" id="page_149">{149}</a></span> “Permit me,” said I, “charming lady,”&mdash;and
-eagerly stooping, stretched out my hands towards the chair on which I
-had fancied I saw those legs about which even great philosophers went
-into ecstacies.</p>
-
-<p>I am persuaded that at this moment I was very near genuine somnambulism,
-so real was the movement of which I speak. But Rose, who happened to be
-sleeping in the chair, thought the movement was meant for her, and
-jumping nimbly into my arms, she drove back into Hades the famous shades
-my travelling-coat had summoned.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_150" id="page_150">{150}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="Liberty" id="Liberty"></a><i>Liberty.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="letra">D</span>ELIGHTFUL realm of Imagination, which the benevolent Being has bestowed
-upon man to console him for the disappointments he meets with in real
-life.</p>
-
-<p>This day, certain persons on whom I am dependent affect to restore me to
-liberty. As if they had ever deprived me of it! As if it were in their
-power to snatch it from me for a single moment, and to hinder me from
-traversing, at my own good pleasure, the vast space that ever lies open
-before me! They have forbidden me to go at large in a city, a mere
-speck, and have left open to me the whole universe, in which immensity
-and eternity obey me.</p>
-
-<p>I am now free, then; or rather, I must enter again into bondage. The
-yoke of<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_151" id="page_151">{151}</a></span> office is again to weigh me down, and every step I take must
-conform with the exigencies of politeness and duty. Fortunate shall I be
-if some capricious goddess do not again make me forget both, and if I
-escape from this new and dangerous captivity.</p>
-
-<p>O why did they not allow me to finish my captivity! Was it as a
-punishment that I was exiled to my chamber, to that delightful country
-in which abound all the riches and enjoyments of the world? As well
-might they consign a mouse to a granary.</p>
-
-<p>Still, never did I more clearly perceive that I am double than I do now.
-Whilst I regret my imaginary joys, I feel myself consoled. I am borne
-along by an unseen power which tells me I need the pure air, and the
-light of heaven, and that solitude is like death. Once more I don my
-customary garb; my door opens; I wander under<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_152" id="page_152">{152}</a></span> the spacious porticos of
-the Strada della Po; a thousand agreeable visions float before my eyes.
-Yes, there is that mansion, that door, that staircase! I thrill with
-expectation.</p>
-
-<p>In like manner the act of slicing a lemon gives you a foretaste that
-makes your mouth water.</p>
-
-<p>Poor <small>ANIMAL</small>! Take care!</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes"><p class="cb">FOOTNOTES:</p>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> <i>Bête</i> is not translatable here. The English word <i>animal</i>
-is hardly nearer than <i>beast</i>. <i>Bête</i> is a milder word than <i>beast</i>, and
-when used metaphorically, implies silliness rather than brutality. In
-some cases our <i>creature</i> would translate it, <i>Pauvre bête!</i> <i>Poor
-creature!</i></p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> Vide <i>Werther</i>, chapter xxviii.</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> The reader will probably have been reminded of the
-“Sentimental Journey” before reaching this proof of our author’s
-acquaintance with the writings of Sterne.
-</p>
-
-<p class="rt">H. A.<br />
-</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> A fashionable milliner of the time.</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> This work was not published.</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> The botanical garden of Turin.</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> Richardson’s <i>Clarissa Harlowe</i>.</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> Goethe’s <i>Werther</i>.</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_9_9" id="Footnote_9_9"></a><a href="#FNanchor_9_9"><span class="label">[9]</span></a> <i>Cleveland</i>, by the Abbé Prévost.</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_10_10" id="Footnote_10_10"></a><a href="#FNanchor_10_10"><span class="label">[10]</span></a> Some freedom of translation is, perhaps, pardonable
-here. Our author, depending, it would seem, upon his
-memory, gives Satan wings large enough “to cover a
-whole army.” It was “the extended wings” of the gates
-of hell, not of Satan, that Milton describes as wide
-enough to admit a “bannered host.” <i>Paradise Lost</i>, ii.
-885.
-</p>
-
-<p class="rt">H. A.<br />
-</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_11_11" id="Footnote_11_11"></a><a href="#FNanchor_11_11"><span class="label">[11]</span></a> A popular Turin physician when the <i>Voyage</i> was written.</p></div>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_12_12" id="Footnote_12_12"></a>
-<a href="#FNanchor_12_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></a>
-A title known at the Sardinian court.</p></div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="full" />
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-<pre>
-
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