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- TO THE PERSON SITTING IN DARKNESS
-
-
- BY
-
- MARK TWAIN
-
- REPRINTED BY PERMISSION FROM THE NORTH AMERICAN REVIEW, FEBRUARY, 1901
-
-
-
-
- TO THE PERSON SITTING IN DARKNESS.
-
-BY MARK TWAIN.
-
-
-Extending the Blessings of Civilization to our Brother who Sits in
-Darkness has been a good trade and has paid well, on the whole; and
-there is money in it yet, if carefully worked—but not enough, in my
-judgment, to make any considerable risk advisable. The People that Sit
-in Darkness are getting to be too scarce—too scarce and too shy. And
-such darkness as is now left is really of but an indifferent quality,
-and not dark enough for the game. The most of those People that Sit in
-Darkness have been furnished with more light than was good for them or
-profitable for us. We have been injudicious.
-
-The Blessings-of-Civilization Trust, wisely and cautiously administered,
-is a Daisy. There is more money in it, more territory, more sovereignty
-and other kinds of emolument, than there is in any other game that is
-played. But Christendom has been playing it badly of late years, and
-must certainly suffer by it, in my opinion. She has been so eager to get
-every stake that appeared on the green cloth, that the People who Sit in
-Darkness have noticed it—they have noticed it, and have begun to show
-alarm. They have become suspicious of the Blessings of Civilization.
-More—they have begun to examine them. This is not well. The Blessings of
-Civilization are all right, and a good commercial property; there could
-not be a better, in a dim light. In the right kind of a light, and at a
-proper distance, with the goods a little out of focus, they furnish this
-desirable exhibit to the Gentlemen who Sit in Darkness:
-
-LOVE, JUSTICE, GENTLENESS, CHRISTIANITY, PROTECTION TO THE WEAK,
-TEMPERANCE, LAW AND ORDER, LIBERTY, EQUALITY, HONORABLE DEALING, MERCY,
-EDUCATION,
-
-—and so on.
-
-There. Is it good? Sir, it is pie. It will bring into camp any idiot
-that sits in darkness anywhere. But not if we adulterate it. It is
-proper to be emphatic upon that point. This brand is strictly for
-Export—apparently. Apparently. Privately and confidentially, it is
-nothing of the kind. Privately and confidentially, it is merely an
-outside cover, gay and pretty and attractive, displaying the special
-patterns of our Civilization which we reserve for Home Consumption,
-while inside the bale is the Actual Thing that the Customer Sitting in
-Darkness buys with his blood and tears and land and liberty. That Actual
-Thing is, indeed, Civilization, but it is only for Export. Is there a
-difference between the two brands? In some of the details, yes.
-
-We all know that the Business is being ruined. The reason is not far to
-seek. It is because our Mr. McKinley, and Mr. Chamberlain, and the
-Kaiser, and the Czar, and the French have been exporting the Actual
-Thing with the outside cover left off. This is bad for the Game. It
-shows that these new players of it are not sufficiently acquainted with
-it.
-
-It is a distress to look on and note the mismoves, they are so strange
-and so awkward. Mr. Chamberlain manufactures a war out of materials so
-inadequate and so fanciful that they make the boxes grieve and the
-gallery laugh, and he tries hard to persuade himself that it isn’t
-purely a private raid for cash, but has a sort of dim, vague
-respectability about it somewhere, if he could only find the spot; and
-that, by and by, he can scour the flag clean again after he has finished
-dragging it through the mud, and make it shine and flash in the vault of
-heaven once more as it had shone and flashed there a thousand years in
-the world’s respect until he laid his unfaithful hand upon it. It is bad
-play—bad. For it exposes the Actual Thing to Them that Sit in Darkness,
-and they say: “What! Christian against Christian? And only for money? Is
-this a case of magnanimity, forbearance, love, gentleness, mercy,
-protection of the weak—this strange and over-showy onslaught of an
-elephant upon a nest of field-mice, on the pretext that the mice had
-squeaked an insolence at him—conduct which ‘no self-respecting
-government could allow to pass unavenged?’ as Mr. Chamberlain said. Was
-that a good pretext in a small case, when it had not been a good pretext
-in a large one?—for only recently Russia had affronted the elephant
-three times and survived alive and unsmitten. Is this Civilization and
-Progress? Is it something better than we already possess? These
-harryings and burnings and desert-makings in the Transvaal—is this an
-improvement on our darkness? Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two
-kinds of Civilization—one for home consumption and one for the heathen
-market?”
-
-Then They that Sit in Darkness are troubled, and shake their heads; and
-they read this extract from a letter of a British private, recounting
-his exploits in one of Methuen’s victories, some days before the affair
-of Magersfontein, and they are troubled again:
-
- “We tore up the hill and into the intrenchments, and the Boers saw
- we had them; so they dropped their guns and went down on their knees
- and put up their hands clasped, and begged for mercy. And we gave it
- them—_with the long spoon_.”
-
-The long spoon is the bayonet. See _Lloyd’s Weekly_, London, of those
-days. The same number—and the same column—contains some quite
-unconscious satire in the form of shocked and bitter upbraidings of the
-Boers for their brutalities and inhumanities!
-
-Next to our heavy damage, the Kaiser went to playing the game without
-first mastering it. He lost a couple of missionaries in a riot in
-Shantung, and in his account he made an overcharge for them. China had
-to pay a hundred thousand dollars apiece for them, in money; twelve
-miles of territory, containing several millions of inhabitants and worth
-twenty million dollars, and to build a monument and also a Christian
-Church; whereas the people of China could have been depended upon to
-remember the missionaries without the help of these expensive memorials.
-This was all bad play. Bad, because it would not, and could not, and
-will not now or ever, deceive the Person Sitting in Darkness. He knows
-that it was an overcharge. He knows that a missionary is like any other
-man; he is worth merely what you can supply his place for, and no more.
-He is useful, but so is a doctor, so is a sheriff, so is an editor; but
-a just Emperor does not charge war-prices for such. A diligent,
-intelligent, but obscure missionary, and a diligent, intelligent country
-editor are worth much, and we know it; but they are not worth the earth.
-We esteem such an editor, and we are sorry to see him go; but, when he
-goes, we should consider twelve miles of territory, and a church, and a
-fortune, over-compensation for his loss. I mean, if he was a Chinese
-editor, and we had to settle for him. It is no proper figure for an
-editor or a missionary; one can get shop-worn kings for less. It was bad
-play on the Kaiser’s part. It got this property, true; but it _produced
-the Chinese revolt_, the indignant uprising of China’s traduced
-patriots, the Boxers. The results have been expensive to Germany, and to
-the other Disseminators of Progress and the Blessings of Civilization.
-
-The Kaiser’s claim was paid, yet it was bad play, for it could not fail
-to have an evil effect upon Persons Sitting in Darkness in China. They
-would muse upon the event, and be likely to say: “Civilization is
-gracious and beautiful, for such is its reputation; but can we afford
-it? There are rich Chinamen, perhaps they could afford it; but this tax
-is not laid upon them, it is laid upon the peasants of Shantung; it is
-they that must pay this mighty sum, and their wages are but four cents a
-day. Is this a better civilization than ours, and holier and higher and
-nobler? Is not this rapacity? Is not this extortion? Would Germany
-charge America two hundred thousand dollars for two missionaries, and
-shake the mailed fist in her face, and send warships, and send soldiers,
-and say: ‘Seize twelve miles of territory, worth twenty millions of
-dollars, as additional pay for the missionaries; and make those peasants
-build a monument to the missionaries, and a costly Christian church to
-remember them by?’ And later would Germany say to her soldiers: ‘March
-through America and slay, _giving no quarter_; make the German face
-there, as has been our Hun-face here, a terror for a thousand years;
-march through the Great Republic and slay, slay, slay, carving a road
-for our offended religion through its heart and bowels?’ Would Germany
-do like this to America, to England, to France, to Russia? Or only to
-China the helpless—imitating the elephant’s assault upon the field-mice?
-Had we better invest in this Civilization—this Civilization which called
-Napoleon a buccaneer for carrying off Venice’s bronze horses, but which
-steals our ancient astronomical instruments from our walls, and goes
-looting like common bandits—that is, all the alien soldiers except
-America’s; and (Americans again excepted) storms frightened villages and
-cables the result to glad journals at home every day: ‘Chinese losses,
-450 killed; ours, _one officer and two men wounded_. Shall proceed
-against neighboring village to-morrow, where a _massacre_ is reported.’
-Can we afford Civilization?”
-
-And, next, Russia must go and play the game injudiciously. She affronts
-England once or twice—with the Person Sitting in Darkness observing and
-noting; by moral assistance of France and Germany, she robs Japan of her
-hard-earned spoil, all swimming in Chinese blood—Port Arthur—with the
-Person again observing and noting; then she seizes Manchuria, raids its
-villages, and chokes its great rivers with the swollen corpses of
-countless massacred peasants—that astonished Person still observing and
-noting. And perhaps he is saying to himself: “It is yet _another_
-Civilized Power, with its banner of the Prince of Peace in one hand and
-its loot-basket and its butcher-knife in the other. Is there no
-salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to
-its level?”
-
-And by and by comes America, and our Master of the Game plays it
-badly—plays it as Mr. Chamberlain was playing it in South Africa. It was
-a mistake to do that; also, it was one which was quite unlooked for in a
-Master who was playing it so well in Cuba. In Cuba, he was playing the
-usual and regular _American_ game, and it was winning, for there is no
-way to beat it. The Master, contemplating Cuba, said: “Here is an
-oppressed and friendless little nation which is willing to fight to be
-free; we go partners, and put up the strength of seventy million
-sympathizers, and the resources of the United States: play!” Nothing but
-Europe combined could call that hand: and Europe cannot combine on
-anything. There, in Cuba, he was following our great traditions in a way
-which made us very proud of him, and proud of the deep dissatisfaction
-which his play was provoking in Continental Europe. Moved by a high
-inspiration, he threw out those stirring words which proclaimed that
-forcible annexation would be “criminal aggression;” and in that
-utterance fired another “shot heard round the world.” The memory of that
-fine saying will be outlived by the remembrance of no act of his but
-one—that he forgot it within the twelvemonth, and its honorable gospel
-along with it.
-
-For, presently, came the Philippine temptation. It was strong; it was
-too strong, and he made that bad mistake: he played the European game,
-the Chamberlain game. It was a pity; it was a great pity, that error;
-that one grievous error, that irrevocable error. For it was the very
-place and time to play the American game again. And at no cost. Rich
-winnings to be gathered in, too; rich and permanent; indestructible; a
-fortune transmissible forever to the children of the flag. Not land, not
-money, not dominion—no, something worth many times more than that dross:
-our share, the spectacle of a nation of long harassed and persecuted
-slaves set free through our influence; our posterity’s share, the golden
-memory of that fair deed. The game was in our hands. If it had been
-played according to the American rules, Dewey would have sailed away
-from Manila as soon as he had destroyed the Spanish fleet—after putting
-up a sign on shore guaranteeing foreign property and life against damage
-by the Filipinos, and warning the Powers that interference with the
-emancipated patriots would be regarded as an act unfriendly to the
-United States. The Powers cannot combine, in even a bad cause, and the
-sign would not have been molested.
-
-Dewey could have gone about his affairs elsewhere, and left the
-competent Filipino army to starve out the little Spanish garrison and
-send it home, and the Filipino citizens to set up the form of government
-they might prefer, and deal with the friars and their doubtful
-acquisitions according to Filipino ideas of fairness and justice—ideas
-which have since been tested and found to be of as high an order as any
-that prevail in Europe or America.
-
-But we played the Chamberlain game, and lost the chance to add another
-Cuba and another honorable deed to our good record.
-
-The more we examine the mistake, the more clearly we perceive that it is
-going to be bad for the Business. The Person Sitting in Darkness is
-almost sure to say: “There is something curious about this—curious and
-unaccountable. There must be two Americas: one that sets the captive
-free, and one that takes a once-captive’s new freedom away from him, and
-picks a quarrel with him with nothing to found it on; then kills him to
-get his land.”
-
-The truth is, the Person Sitting in Darkness is saying things like that;
-and for the sake of the Business we must persuade him to look at the
-Philippine matter in another and healthier way. We must arrange his
-opinions for him. I believe it can be done; for Mr. Chamberlain has
-arranged England’s opinion of the South African matter, and done it most
-cleverly and successfully. He presented the facts—some of the facts—and
-showed those confiding people what the facts meant. He did it
-statistically, which is a good way. He used the formula: “Twice 2 are
-14, and 2 from 9 leaves 35.” Figures are effective; figures will
-convince the elect.
-
-Now, my plan is a still bolder one than Mr. Chamberlain’s, though
-apparently a copy of it. Let us be franker than Mr. Chamberlain; let us
-audaciously present the whole of the facts, shirking none, then explain
-them according to Mr. Chamberlain’s formula. This daring truthfulness
-will astonish and dazzle the Person Sitting in Darkness, and he will
-take the Explanation down before his mental vision has had time to get
-back into focus. Let us say to him:
-
-“Our case is simple. On the 1st of May, Dewey destroyed the Spanish
-fleet. This left the Archipelago in the hands of its proper and rightful
-owners, the Filipino nation. Their army numbered 30,000 men, and they
-were competent to whip out or starve out the little Spanish garrison;
-then the people could set up a government of their own devising. Our
-traditions required that Dewey should now set up his warning sign, and
-go away. But the Master of the Game happened to think of another
-plan—the European plan. He acted upon it. This was, to send out an
-army—ostensibly to help the native patriots put the finishing touch upon
-their long and plucky struggle for independence, but really to take
-their land away from them and keep it. That is, in the interest of
-Progress and Civilization. The plan developed, stage by stage, and quite
-satisfactorily. We entered into a military alliance with the trusting
-Filipinos, and they hemmed in Manila on the land side, and by their
-valuable help the place, with its garrison of 8,000 or 10,000 Spaniards,
-was captured—a thing which we could not have accomplished unaided at
-that time. We got their help by—by ingenuity. We knew they were fighting
-for their independence, and that they had been at it for two years. We
-knew they supposed that we also were fighting in their worthy cause—just
-as we had helped the Cubans fight for Cuban independence—and we allowed
-them to go on thinking so. _Until Manila was ours and we could get along
-without them._ Then we showed our hand. Of course, they were
-surprised—that was natural; surprised and disappointed; disappointed and
-grieved. To them it looked un-American; un-characteristic; foreign to
-our established traditions. And this was natural, too; for we were only
-playing the American Game in public—in private it was the European. It
-was neatly done, very neatly, and it bewildered them so they could not
-understand it; for we had been so friendly—so affectionate, even—with
-those simple-minded patriots! We, our own selves, had brought back
-out of exile their leader, their hero, their hope, their
-Washington—Aguinaldo; brought him in a warship, in high honor, under the
-sacred shelter and hospitality of the flag; brought him back and
-restored him to his people, and got their moving and eloquent gratitude
-for it. Yes, we had been so friendly to them, and had heartened them up
-in so many ways! We had lent them guns and ammunition; advised with
-them; exchanged pleasant courtesies with them; placed our sick and
-wounded in their kindly care; entrusted our Spanish prisoners to their
-humane and honest hands; fought shoulder to shoulder with them against
-“the common enemy” (our own phrase); praised their courage, praised
-their gallantry, praised their mercifulness, praised their fine and
-honorable conduct; borrowed their trenches, borrowed strong positions
-which they had previously captured from the Spaniards; petted them, lied
-to them—officially proclaiming that our land and naval forces came to
-give them their freedom and displace the bad Spanish Government—fooled
-them, used them until we needed them no longer; then derided the sucked
-orange and threw it away. We kept the positions which we had beguiled
-them of; by and by, we moved a force forward and overlapped patriot
-ground—a clever thought, for we needed trouble, and this would produce
-it. A Filipino soldier, crossing the ground, where no one had a right to
-forbid him, was shot by our sentry. The badgered patriots resented this
-with arms, without waiting to know whether Aguinaldo, who was absent,
-would approve or not. Aguinaldo did not approve; but that availed
-nothing. What we wanted, in the interest of Progress and Civilization,
-was the Archipelago, unencumbered by patriots struggling for
-independence; and the War was what we needed. We clinched our
-opportunity. It is Mr. Chamberlain’s case over again—at least in its
-motive and intention; and we played the game as adroitly as he played it
-himself.”
-
-At this point in our frank statement of fact to the Person Sitting in
-Darkness, we should throw in a little trade-taffy about the Blessings of
-Civilization—for a change, and for the refreshment of his spirit—then go
-on with our tale:
-
-“We and the patriots having captured Manila, Spain’s ownership
-of the Archipelago and her sovereignty over it were at an
-end—obliterated—annihilated—not a rag or shred of either remaining
-behind. It was then that we conceived the divinely humorous idea of
-_buying_ both of these spectres from Spain! [It is quite safe to confess
-this to the Person Sitting in Darkness, since neither he nor any other
-sane person will believe it.] In buying those ghosts for twenty
-millions, we also contracted to take care of the friars and their
-accumulations. I think we also agreed to propagate leprosy and smallpox,
-but as to this there is doubt. But it is not important; persons
-afflicted with the friars do not mind the other diseases.
-
-“With our treaty ratified, Manila subdued, and our Ghosts secured, we
-had no further use for Aguinaldo and the owners of the Archipelago. We
-forced a war, and we have been hunting America’s guest and ally through
-the woods and swamps ever since.”
-
-At this point in the tale, it will be well to boast a little of our
-war-work and our heroisms in the field, so as to make our performance
-look as fine as England’s in South Africa; but I believe it will not be
-best to emphasize this too much. We must be cautious. Of course, we must
-read the war-telegrams to the Person, in order to keep up our frankness;
-but we can throw an air of humorousness over them, and that will modify
-their grim eloquence a little, and their rather indiscreet exhibitions
-of gory exultation. Before reading to him the following display heads of
-the dispatches of November 18, 1900, it will be well to practice on them
-in private first, so as to get the right tang of lightness and gaiety
-into them:
-
- “ADMINISTRATION WEARY OF PROTRACTED HOSTILITIES!”
-
- “REAL WAR AHEAD FOR FILIPINO REBELS!”[1]
-
- “WILL SHOW NO MERCY!”
-
- “KITCHENER’S PLAN ADOPTED!”
-
-Footnote 1:
-
- “Rebels!” Mumble that funny word—don’t let the Person catch it
- distinctly.
-
-Kitchener knows how to handle disagreeable people who are fighting for
-their homes and their liberties, and we must let on that we are merely
-imitating Kitchener, and have no national interest in the matter,
-further than to get ourselves admired by the Great Family of Nations, in
-which august company our Master of the Game has bought a place for us in
-the back row.
-
-Of course, we must not venture to ignore our General MacArthur’s
-reports—oh, why do they keep on printing those embarrassing things?—we
-must drop them trippingly from the tongue and take the chances:
-
-“During the last ten months our losses have been 268 killed and 750
-wounded; Filipino loss, _three thousand two hundred and twenty-seven
-killed_, and 694 wounded.”
-
-We must stand ready to grab the Person Sitting in Darkness, for he will
-swoon away at this confession, saying: “Good God, those ‘niggers’ spare
-their wounded, and the Americans massacre theirs!”
-
-We must bring him to, and coax him and coddle him, and assure him that
-the ways of Providence are best, and that it would not become us to find
-fault with them; and then, to show him that we are only imitators, not
-originators, we must read the following passage from the letter of an
-American soldier-lad in the Philippines to his mother, published in
-_Public Opinion_, of Decorah, Iowa, describing the finish of a
-victorious battle:
-
-“WE NEVER LEFT ONE ALIVE. IF ONE WAS WOUNDED, WE WOULD RUN OUR BAYONETS
-THROUGH HIM.”
-
-Having now laid all the historical facts before the Person Sitting in
-Darkness, we should bring him to again, and explain them to him. We
-should say to him:
-
-“They look doubtful, but in reality they are not. There have been
-lies; yes, but they were told in a good cause. We have been
-treacherous; but that was only in order that real good might come out
-of apparent evil. True, we have crushed a deceived and confiding
-people; we have turned against the weak and the friendless who trusted
-us; we have stamped out a just and intelligent and well-ordered
-republic; we have stabbed an ally in the back and slapped the face of
-a guest; we have bought a Shadow from an enemy that hadn’t it to sell;
-we have robbed a trusting friend of his land and his liberty; we have
-invited our clean young men to shoulder a discredited musket and do
-bandit’s work under a flag which bandits have been accustomed to fear,
-not to follow; we have debauched America’s honor and blackened her
-face before the world; but each detail was for the best. We know this.
-The Head of every State and Sovereignty in Christendom and ninety per
-cent. of every legislative body in Christendom, including our Congress
-and our fifty State Legislatures, are members not only of the church,
-but also of the Blessings-of-Civilization Trust. This world-girdling
-accumulation of trained morals, high principles, and justice, cannot
-do an unright thing, an unfair thing, an ungenerous thing, an unclean
-thing. It knows what it is about. Give yourself no uneasiness; it is
-all right.”
-
-Now then, that will convince the Person. You will see. It will restore
-the Business. Also, it will elect the Master of the Game to the vacant
-place in the Trinity of our national gods; and there on their high
-thrones the Three will sit, age after age, in the people’s sight, each
-bearing the Emblem of his service: Washington, the Sword of the
-Liberator; Lincoln, the Slave’s Broken Chains; the Master, the Chains
-Repaired.
-
-It will give the Business a splendid new start. You will see.
-
-Everything is prosperous, now; everything is just as we should wish it.
-We have got the Archipelago, and we shall never give it up. Also, we
-have every reason to hope that we shall have an opportunity before very
-long to slip out of our Congressional contract with Cuba and give her
-something better in the place of it. It is a rich country, and many of
-us are already beginning to see that the contract was a sentimental
-mistake. But now—right now—is the best time to do some profitable
-rehabilitating work—work that will set us up and make us comfortable,
-and discourage gossip. We cannot conceal from ourselves that, privately,
-we are a little troubled about our uniform. It is one of our prides; it
-is acquainted with honor; it is familiar with great deeds and noble; we
-love it, we revere it; and so this errand it is on makes us uneasy. And
-our flag—another pride of ours, our chiefest! We have worshipped it so;
-and when we have seen it in far lands—glimpsing it unexpectedly in that
-strange sky, waving its welcome and benediction to us—we have caught our
-breath and uncovered our heads, and couldn’t speak, for a moment, for
-the thought of what it was to us and the great ideals it stood for.
-Indeed, we _must_ do something about these things: we must not have the
-flag out there, and the uniform. They are not needed there; we can
-manage in some other way. England manages, as regards the uniform, and
-so can we. We have to send soldiers—we can’t get out of that—but we can
-disguise them. It is the way England does in South Africa. Even Mr.
-Chamberlain himself takes pride in England’s honorable uniform, and
-makes the army down there wear an ugly and odious and appropriate
-disguise, of yellow stuff such as quarantine flags are made of, and
-which are hoisted to warn the healthy away from unclean disease and
-repulsive death. This cloth is called khaki. We could adopt it. It is
-light, comfortable, grotesque, and deceives the enemy, for he cannot
-conceive of a soldier being concealed in it.
-
-And as for a flag for the Philippine Province, it is easily managed. We
-can have a special one—our States do it: we can have just our usual
-flag, with the white stripes painted black and the stars replaced by the
-skull and cross-bones.
-
-And we do not need that Civil Commission out there. Having no powers, it
-has to invent them, and that kind of work cannot be effectively done by
-just anybody; an expert is required. Mr. Croker can be spared. We do not
-want the United States represented there, but only the Game.
-
-By help of these suggested amendments, Progress and Civilization in that
-country can have a boom, and it will take in the Persons who are Sitting
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