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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Lob Lie-By-The-Fire, The Brownies and Other
-Tales, by Juliana Horatia Gatty Ewing and Frances Henshaw Baden
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-Title: Lob Lie-By-The-Fire, The Brownies and Other Tales
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-Author: Juliana Horatia Gatty Ewing
- Frances Henshaw Baden
-
-Release Date: July 28, 2020 [EBook #62783]
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-
- LOB LIE-BY-THE-FIRE,
- THE BROWNIES,
- AND
- OTHER TALES.
-
- BY
-
- JULIANA HORATIA EWING,
-
-
- AUTHOR OF “JAN OF THE WINDMILL,” “SIX TO SIXTEEN,” “A GREAT
- EMERGENCY,” “WE AND THE WORLD,” “MRS. OVERTHEWAY’S REMEMBRANCES,”
- “JACKANAPES AND OTHER TALES,” “A FLAT
- IRON FOR A FARTHING,” “MELCHIOR’S DREAM, BROTHERS
- OF PITY, AND OTHER TALES.”
-
-
- M. A. DONOHUE & COMPANY
- CHICAGO NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS.
-
-
- Contents
-
- Page
- LOB LIE-BY-THE-FIRE, OR THE LUCK OF 5
- LINGBOROUGH
- TIMOTHY’S SHOES 61
- OLD FATHER CHRISTMAS 85
- BENJY IN BEASTLAND 98
- THE PEACE-EGG 121
- THE BROWNIES 142
- THE LAND OF LOST TOYS 179
- THREE CHRISTMAS-TREES 204
- AN IDYL OF THE WOOD 213
- CHRISTMAS CRACKERS 224
- AMELIA AND THE DWARFS 244
-
-Also included at the end of this book: SPOONS by Frances Henshaw Baden
-
-
-
-
- LOB LIE-BY-THE-FIRE.
-
-
- INTRODUCTORY.
-
-Lob Lie-by-the-fire—the Lubber-fiend, as Milton calls him—is a rough
-kind of Brownie or House Elf, supposed to haunt some north-country
-homesteads, where he does the work of the farm laborers, for no grander
-wages than
-
- “—to earn his cream-bowl duly set.”
-
-Not that he is insensible of the pleasures of rest, for
-
- “—When, in one night, ere glimpse of morn,
- His shadowy flail hath threshed the corn
- That ten day-laborers could not end,
- Then lies him down the Lubber-fiend,
- And, stretched out all the chimney’s length,
- Basks at the fire his hairy strength.”
-
-It was said that a Lob Lie-by-the-fire once haunted the little old Hall
-at Lingborough. It was an old stone house on the Borders, and seemed to
-have got its tints from the gray skies that hung above it. It was
-cold-looking without, but cosy within, “like a north-country heart,”
-said Miss Kitty, who was a woman of sentiment, and kept a common-place
-book.
-
-It was long before Miss Kitty’s time that Lob Lie-by-the-fire first came
-to Lingborough. Why and whence he came is not recorded, nor when and
-wherefore he withdrew his valuable help, which, as wages rose, and
-prices rose also, would have been more welcome than ever.
-
-This tale professes not to record more of him than comes within the
-memory of man.
-
-Whether (as Fletcher says) he were the son of a witch, if curds and
-cream won his heart, and new clothes put an end to his labors, it does
-not pretend to tell. His history is less known than that of any other
-sprite. It may be embodied in some oral tradition that shall one day be
-found; but as yet the mists of forgetfulness hide it from the
-story-teller of to-day as deeply as the sea frogs are wont to lie
-between Lingborough and the adjacent coast.
-
-
- THE LITTLE OLD LADIES.—ALMS DONE IN SECRET.
-
-The little old ladies of Lingborough were heiresses.
-
-Not, mind you, in the sense of being the children of some mushroom
-millionaire, with more money than manners, and (as Miss Betty had seen
-with her own eyes, on the daughter of a manufacturer who shall be
-nameless) dresses so fine in quality and be-furbelowed in construction
-as to cost a good quarter’s income (of the little old ladies), but
-trailed in the dirt from “beggarly extravagance,” or kicked out behind
-at every step by feet which fortune (and a very large fortune too) had
-never taught to walk properly.
-
-“And how should she know how to walk?” said Miss Betty. “Her mother
-can’t have taught her, poor body! that ran through the streets of Leith,
-with a creel on her back, as a lassie; and got out of her coach (lined
-with satin, you mind, sister Kitty?) to her dying day, with a bounce,
-all in a heap, her dress caught, and her stockings exposed (among
-ourselves, ladies!) like some good wife that’s afraid to be late for the
-market. Aye, aye! Malcolm Midden—good man!—made a fine pocket of
-silver in a dirty trade, but his women’ll jerk, and toss, and bounce,
-and fuss, and fluster for a generation or two yet, for all the silks and
-satins he can buy ’em.”
-
-From this it will be seen that the little old ladies inherited some
-prejudices of their class, and were also endowed with a shrewdness of
-observation common among all classes of north-country women.
-
-But to return to what else they inherited. They were heiresses, as the
-last representatives of a family as old in that Border country as the
-bold blue hills which broke its horizon. They were heiresses also in
-default of heirs male to their father, who got the land from his uncle’s
-dying childless—sons being scarce in the family. They were heiresses,
-finally, to the place and the farm, to the furniture that was made when
-folk seasoned their wood before they worked it, to a diamond brooch
-which they wore by turns, besides two diamond rings, and two black lace
-shawls, that had belonged to their mother and their Auntie Jean, long
-since departed thither where neither moth nor rust corrupt the true
-riches.
-
-As to the incomings of Lingborough, “It was nobody’s business but their
-own,” as Miss Betty said to the lawyer who was their man of business,
-and whom they consulted on little matters of rent and repairs at as much
-length, and with as much formal solemnity, as would have gone elsewhere
-to the changing hands of half a million of money. Without violating
-their confidence, however, we may say that the estate paid its way, kept
-them in silk stockings, and gave them new tabbinet dresses once in three
-years. It supplied their wants the better that they had inherited house
-plenishing from their parents, “which they thanked their stars was not
-made of tag-rag, and would last their time,” and that they were quite
-content with an old home and old neighbors, and never desired to change
-the grand air that blew about their native hills for worse, in order to
-be poisoned with bad butter, and make the fortunes of extortionate
-lodging-house keepers.
-
-The rental of Lingborough did more. How much more the little old ladies
-did not know themselves, and no one else shall know till that which was
-done in secret is proclaimed from the housetops.
-
-For they had had a religious scruple, founded upon a literal reading of
-the scriptural command that a man’s left hand should not know what his
-right hand gives in alms, and this scruple had been ingeniously set at
-rest by the parson, who, failing in an attempt to explain the force of
-eastern hyperbole to the little ladies’ satisfaction, had said that Miss
-Betty, being the elder, and the head of the house, might be likened to
-the right hand, and Miss Kitty, as the younger, to the left, and that if
-they pursued their good works without ostentation, or desiring the
-applause even of each other, the spirit of the injunction would be
-fulfilled.
-
-The parson was a good man and a clever. He had (as Miss Betty justly
-said) a very spiritual piety. But he was also gifted with much
-shrewdness in dealing with the various members of his flock. And his
-work was law to the sisters.
-
-Thus it came about that the little ladies’ charities were not known to
-each other—that Miss Betty turned her morning camlet twice instead of
-once, and Miss Kitty denied herself in sugar, to carry out benevolent
-little projects which were accomplished in secret and of which no record
-appears in the Lingborough ledger.
-
-
- AT TEA WITH MRS. DUNMAW.
-
-The little ladies of Lingborough were very sociable, and there was, as
-they said, “as much gaiety as was good for anyone” within their reach.
-There were at least six houses at which they drank tea from time to
-time, all within a walk. As hosts or guests, you always met the same
-people, which was a friendly arrangement, and the programmes of the
-entertainments were so uniform, that no one could possibly feel awkward.
-The best of manners and home-made wines distinguished these tea parties,
-where the company was strictly genteel, if a little faded. Supper was
-served at nine, and the parson and the lawyer played whist for love with
-different partners on different evenings with strict impartiality.
-
-Small jealousies are apt to be weak points in small societies, but there
-was a general acquiescence in the belief that the parson had a friendly
-preference for the little ladies of Lingborough.
-
-He lived just beyond them, too, which led to his invariably escorting
-them home. Miss Betty and Miss Kitty would not for worlds have been so
-indelicate as to take this attention for granted, though it was a custom
-of many years standing. The older sister always went through the form of
-asking the younger to “see if the servant had come,” and at this signal
-the parson always bade the lady of the house good night, and
-respectfully proffered his services as an escort to Lingborough.
-
-It was a lovely evening in June, when the little ladies took tea with
-the widow of General Dunmaw at her cottage, not quite two miles from
-their own home.
-
-It was a memorable evening. The tea party was an agreeable one. The
-little ladies had new tabbinets on, and Miss Kitty wore the diamond
-brooch. Miss Betty had played whist with the parson, and the younger
-sister (perhaps because of the brooch) had been favored with a good deal
-of conversation with the lawyer. It was an honor, because the lawyer
-bore the reputation of an _esprit fort_, and was supposed to have, as a
-rule, a contempt for feminine intellects, which good manners led him to
-veil under an almost officious politeness in society. But honors are apt
-to be uneasy blessings, and this one was at least as harassing as
-gratifying. For a somewhat monotonous vein of sarcasm, a painful power
-of producing puns, and a dexterity in suggesting doubts of everything,
-were the main foundation of his intellectual reputation, and Miss Kitty
-found them hard to cope with. And it was a warm evening.
-
-But women have much courage, especially to defend a friend or a faith,
-and the less Miss Kitty found herself prepared for the conflict the
-harder she esteemed it her duty to fight. She fought for Church and
-State, for parsons and poor people, for the sincerity of her friends,
-the virtues of the Royal Family, the merit of Dr. Drugson’s
-prescriptions, and for her favorite theory that there is some good in
-everyone and some happiness to be found everywhere.
-
-She rubbed nervously at the diamond brooch with her thin little mittened
-hands. She talked very fast; and if the lawyer were guilty of feeling
-any ungallant indifference to her observations, she did not so much as
-hear his, and her cheeks became so flushed that Mrs. Dunmaw crossed the
-room in her China crape shawl and said, “My dear Miss Kitty, I’m sure
-you feel the heat very much. Do take my fan, which is larger than
-yours.”
-
-But Miss Kitty was saved a reply, for at this moment Miss Betty turned
-on the sofa, and said, “Dear Kitty, will you kindly see if the
-servant——”
-
-And the parson closed the volume of ‘Friendship’s Offering’ which lay
-before him, and advanced towards Mrs. Dunmaw and took leave in his own
-dignified way.
-
-Miss Kitty was so much flustered that she had not even presence of mind
-to look for the servant, who had never been ordered to come, but the
-parson relieved her by saying in his round, deep voice, “I hope you will
-not refuse me the honor of seeing you home, since our roads happen to
-lie together.” And she was glad to get into the fresh air, and beyond
-the doubtful compliments of the lawyer’s nasal suavity—“You have been
-very severe upon me to-night, Miss Kitty. I’m sure I had no notion I
-should find so powerful an antagonist,” &c.
-
-
- MIDSUMMER EVE—A LOST DIAMOND.
-
-It was Midsummer eve. The long light of the North was pale and clear,
-and the western sky shone luminous through the fir-wood that bordered
-the road. Under such dim lights colors deepen, and the great bushes of
-broom, that were each one mass of golden blossom, blazed like fairy
-watch-fires up the lane.
-
-Miss Kitty leaned on the left arm of the parson and Miss Betty on his
-right. She chatted gaily, which left her younger sister at leisure to
-think of all the convincing things she had not remembered to say to the
-lawyer, as the evening breeze cooled her cheeks.
-
-“A grand prospect for the crops, sir,” said Miss Betty; “I never saw the
-broom so beautiful.” But as she leaned forward to look at the yellow
-blaze which foretells good luck to farmers, as it shone in the hedge on
-the left-hand side of the road, she caught sight of the Brooch in Miss
-Kitty’s lace shawl. Through a gap in the wood the light from the western
-sky danced among the diamonds. But where one of the precious stones
-should have been, there was a little black hole.
-
-“Sister, you’ve lost a stone out of your brooch!” screamed Miss Betty.
-The little ladies were well-trained, and even in that moment of despair
-Miss Betty would not hint that her sister’s ornaments were not her sole
-property.
-
-When Miss Kitty burst into tears the parson was a little astonished as
-well as distressed. Men are apt to be so, not perhaps because women cry
-on such very small accounts, as because the full reason does not always
-transpire. Tears are often the climax of nervous exhaustion, and this is
-commonly the result of more causes than one. Ostensibly Miss Kitty was
-“upset” by the loss of the diamond, but she also wept away a good deal
-of the vexation of her unequal conflict with the sarcastic lawyer, and
-of all this the parson knew nothing.
-
-Miss Betty knew nothing of that, but she knew enough of things in
-general to feel sure the diamond was not all the matter.
-
-“What is amiss, sister Kitty?” said she. “Have you hurt yourself? Do you
-feel ill? Did you know the stone was out?”—“I hope you’re not going to
-be hysterical, sister Kitty,” added Miss Betty anxiously; “there never
-was a hysterical woman in our family yet.”
-
-“Oh dear no, sister Betty,” sobbed Miss Kitty; “but it’s all my fault. I
-know I was fidgeting with it whilst I was talking; and it’s a punishment
-on my fidgety ways, and for ever presuming to wear it at all, when
-you’re the head of the family, and solely entitled to it. And I shall
-never forgive myself if it’s lost, and if it’s found I’ll never, never
-wear it any more.” And as she deluged her best company
-pocket-handkerchief (for the useful one was in a big pocket under her
-dress, and could not be got at, the parson being present), Church,
-State, the Royal Family, the family Bible, her highest principles, her
-dearest affections, and the diamond brooch, all seemed to swim before
-her disturbed mind in one sea of desolation.
-
-There was not a kinder heart than the parson’s towards women and
-children in distress. He tucked the little ladies again under his arms,
-and insisted upon going back to Mrs. Dunmaw’s, searching the lane as
-they went. In the pulpit or the drawing-room a ready anecdote never
-failed him, and on this occasion he had several. Tales of lost rings,
-and even single gems, recovered in the most marvellous manner and the
-most unexpected places—dug up in gardens, served up to dinner in
-fishes, and so forth. “Never,” said Miss Kitty, afterwards, “never, to
-her dying day, could she forget his kindness.”
-
-She clung to the parson as a support under both her sources of trouble,
-but Miss Betty ran on and back, and hither and thither, looking for the
-diamond. Miss Kitty and the parson looked too, and how many aggravating
-little bits of glass and silica, and shining nothings and
-good-for-nothings there are in the world, no one would believe who has
-not looked for a lost diamond on a high road.
-
-But another story of found jewels was to be added to the parson’s stock.
-He had bent his long back for about the eighteenth time, when such a
-shimmer as no glass or silica can give flashed into his eyes, and he
-caught up the diamond out of the dust, and it fitted exactly into the
-little black hole.
-
-Miss Kitty uttered a cry, and at the same moment Miss Betty, who was
-farther down the road, did the same, and these were followed by a third,
-which sounded like a mocking echo of both. And then the sisters rushed
-together.
-
-“A most miraculous discovery!” gasped Miss Betty.
-
-“You must have passed the very spot before,” cried Miss Kitty.
-
-“Though I’m sure, sister, what to do with it now we have found it I
-don’t know,” said Miss Betty, rubbing her nose, as she was wont to do
-when puzzled.
-
-“It shall be taken better care of for the future, sister Betty,” said
-Miss Kitty, penitently. “Though how it got out I can’t think now.”
-
-“Why, bless my soul! you don’t suppose it got there of itself, sister?”
-snapped Miss Betty. “How did it get there is another matter.”
-
-“I felt pretty confident about it, for my own part,” smiled the parson
-as he joined them.
-
-“Do you mean to say, sir, that you knew it was there?” asked Miss Betty,
-solemnly.
-
-“I didn’t know the precise spot, my dear madam, but——”
-
-“You didn’t see it, sir, I hope?” said Miss Betty.
-
-“Bless me, my dear madam, I found it!” cried the parson.
-
-Miss Betty bridled and bit her lip.
-
-“I never contradict a clergyman, sir,” said she, “but I can only say
-that if you did see it, it was not like your usual humanity to leave it
-lying there.”
-
- I’ve got it in my hand, ma’am!
- “Why
- He’s got it in his hand, sister!”
-
-cried the parson and Miss Kitty in one breath. Miss Betty was too much
-puzzled to be polite.
-
-“What are you talking about?” she asked.
-
-“The diamond, oh dear, oh dear! _The Diamond!_” cried Miss Kitty. “But
-what are you talking about, sister?”
-
-“_The Baby_,” said Miss Betty.
-
-
- WHAT MISS BETTY FOUND.
-
-It was found under a broom-bush. Miss Betty was poking her nose near the
-bank that bordered the wood, in her hunt for the diamond, when she
-caught sight of a mass of yellow of a deeper tint that the mass of
-broom-blossom above it, and this was the baby.
-
-This vivid color, less opaque than “deep chrome” and a shade more
-orange, seems to have a peculiar attraction for wandering tribes.
-Gipsies use it, and it is a favorite color with Indian squaws. To the
-last dirty rag it is effective, whether it flutters near a tent on
-Bagshot Heath, or in some wigwam doorway makes a point of brightness
-against the gray shadows of the pine forest.
-
-A large kerchief of this, wound about its body, was the baby’s only
-robe, but he seemed quite comfortable in it when Miss Betty found him,
-sleeping on a pillow of deep hair moss, his little brown fists closed as
-fast as his eyes, and a crimson toadstool grasped in one of them.
-
-When Miss Betty screamed the baby awoke, and his long black lashes
-tickled his cheeks and made him wink and cry. But by the time she
-returned with her sister and the parson, he was quite happy again,
-gazing up with dark eyes full of delight into the glowing broom-bush,
-and fighting the evening breeze with his feet, which were entangled in
-the folds of the yellow cloth, and with the battered toadstool which was
-still in his hand.
-
-“And, indeed, sir,” said Miss Betty, who had rubbed her nose till it
-looked like the twin toadstool to that which the baby was flourishing in
-her face, “you won’t suppose I would have left the poor little thing
-another moment, to catch its death of cold on a warm evening like this;
-but having no experience of such cases, and remembering that murder at
-the inn in the Black Valley, and that the body was not allowed to be
-moved till the constables had seen it, I didn’t feel to know how it
-might be with foundlings, and——”
-
-But still Miss Betty did not touch the bairn. She was not accustomed to
-children. But the parson had christened too many babies to be afraid of
-them, and he picked up the little fellow in a moment, and tucked the
-yellow rag round him, and then addressing the little ladies precisely as
-if they were sponsors, he asked in his deep round voice, “Now where on
-the face of earth are the vagabonds who have deserted this child?”
-
-The little ladies did not know, the broom-bushes were silent, and the
-question has remained unanswered from that day to this.
-
-
- THE BABY, THE LAWYER, AND THE PARSON.
-
-There were no railways near Lingborough at this time. The coach ran
-three times a week, and a walking postman brought the letters from the
-town to the small hamlets. Telegraph wires were unknown, and yet news
-traveled quite as fast then as it does now, and in the course of the
-following morning all the neighborhood knew that Miss Betty had found a
-baby under a broom-bush, and the lawyer called in the afternoon to
-inquire how the ladies found themselves after the tea party at Mrs.
-General Dunmaw’s.
-
-Miss Kitty was glad on the whole. She felt nervous, but ready for a
-renewal of hostilities. Several clinching arguments had occurred to her
-in bed last night, and after hastily looking up a few lines from her
-common-place book, which always made her cry when she read them, but
-which she hoped to be able to hurl at the lawyer with a steady voice,
-she followed Miss Betty to the drawing-room.
-
-It was half a relief and half a disappointment to find that the lawyer
-was quite indifferent to the subject of their late contest. He
-overflowed with compliments; was quite sure he must have had the worst
-of the argument, and positively dying of curiosity to hear about the
-baby.
-
-The little ladies were very full of the subject themselves. An active
-search for the baby’s relations, conducted by the parson, the clerk, the
-farm-bailiff, the constable, the cowherd, and several supernumeraries,
-had so far proved quite vain. The country folk were most anxious to
-assist, especially by word of mouth. Except a small but sturdy number
-who had seen nothing, they had all seen “tramps,” but unluckily no two
-could be got together whose accounts of the tramps themselves, of the
-hour at which they were seen, or of the direction in which they went,
-would tally with each other.
-
-The little ladies were quite alive to the possibility that the child’s
-parents might never be traced, indeed the matter had been constantly
-before their minds ever since the parson had carried the baby to
-Lingborough, and laid it in the arms of Thomasina, the servant.
-
-Miss Betty had sat long before her toilette-table that evening, gazing
-vacantly at the looking-glass. Not that the reflection of the eight
-curl-papers she had neatly twisted up was conveyed to her brain. She was
-in a brown study, during which the following thoughts passed through her
-mind, and they all pointed one way:
-
-That that fine little fellow was not to blame for his people’s
-misconduct.
-
-That they would never be found.
-
-That it would probably be the means of the poor child’s ruin, body and
-soul, if they were.
-
-That the master of the neighboring workhouse bore a bad character.
-
-That a child costs nothing to keep—where cows are kept too—for years.
-
-That just at the age when a boy begins to eat dreadfully and wear out
-his clothes, he is very useful on a farm (though not for these reasons).
-
-That Thomasina had taken to him.
-
-That there need be no nonsense about it, as he could be brought up in
-his proper station in life in the kitchen and the farmyard.
-
-That tramps have souls.
-
-That he would be taught to say his prayers.
-
-Miss Betty said hers, and went to bed; but all through that midsummer
-night the baby kept her awake, or flaunted his yellow robe and crimson
-toadstool through her dreams.
-
-The morning brought no change in Miss Betty’s views, but she felt
-doubtful as to how her sister would receive them. Would she regard them
-as foolish and unpractical, and her respect for Miss Betty’s opinion be
-lessened thenceforward?
-
-The fear was needless. Miss Kitty was romantic and imaginative. She had
-carried the baby through his boyhood about the Lingborough fields whilst
-she was dressing; and he was attending her own funeral in the capacity
-of an attached and faithful servant, in black livery with worsted frogs,
-as she sprinkled salt on her buttered toast at breakfast, when she was
-startled from this affecting day-dream by Miss Betty’s voice.
-
-“Dear sister Kitty, I wish to consult you as to our plans in the event
-of those wicked people who deserted the baby not being found.”
-
-The little ladies resolved that not an inkling of their benevolent
-scheme must be betrayed to the lawyer. But they dissembled awkwardly,
-and the tone in which they spoke of the tramp-baby roused the lawyer’s
-quick suspicions. He had a real respect for the little ladies, and was
-kindly anxious to save them from their own indiscretion.
-
-“My dear ladies,” said he, “I do hope your benevolence—may I say your
-romantic benevolence?—of disposition is not tempting you to adopt this
-gipsy waif?”
-
-“I hope we know what is due to ourselves, and to the estate—small as it
-is—sir,” said Miss Betty, “as well as to Providence, too well to
-attempt to raise any child, however handsome, from that station of life
-in which he was born.”
-
-“Bless me, madam! I never dreamed you would adopt a beggar child as your
-heir; but I hope you mean to send it to the workhouse, if the gipsy
-tramps it belongs to are not to be found?”
-
-“We have not made up our minds, sir, as to the course we propose to
-pursue,” said Miss Betty, with outward dignity proportioned to her
-inward doubts.
-
-“My dear ladies,” said the lawyer anxiously, “let me implore you not to
-be rash. To adopt a child in the most favorable circumstances is the
-greatest of risks. But if your benevolence _will_ take that line, pray
-adopt some little boy out of one of your tenants’ families. Even your
-teaching will not make him brilliant, as he is likely to inherit the
-minimum of intellectual capacity; but he will learn his catechism,
-probably grow up respectable, and possibly grateful, since his
-forefathers have (so Miss Kitty assures me) had all these virtues for
-generations. But this baby is the child of a heathen, barbarous, and
-wandering race. The propensities of the vagabonds who have deserted him
-are in every drop of his blood. All the parsons in the diocese won’t
-make a Christian of him, and when (after anxieties I shudder to foresee)
-you flatter yourselves that he is civilized, he will run away and leave
-his shoes and stockings behind him.”
-
-“He has a soul to be saved, if he is a gipsy,” said Miss Kitty,
-hysterically.
-
-“The soul, my dear Miss Kitty”—began the lawyer, facing round upon her.
-
-“Don’t say anything dreadful about the soul, sir, I beg,” said Miss
-Betty, firmly. And then she added in a conciliatory tone, “Won’t you
-look at the little fellow, sir? I have no doubt his relations are
-shocking people; but when you see his innocent little face and his
-beautiful eyes, I think you’ll say yourself that if he were a duke’s son
-he couldn’t be a finer child.”
-
-“My experience of babies is so limited, Miss Betty,” said the lawyer,
-“that really—if you’ll excuse me—but I can quite imagine him. I have
-before now been tempted myself to adopt stray—puppies, when I have seen
-them in the round, soft, innocent, bright-eyed stage. And when they have
-grown up in the hands of more credulous friends into lanky,
-ill-conditioned, misconducted curs, I have congratulated myself that I
-was not misled by the graces of an age at which ill-breeding is less
-apparent than later in life.”
-
-The little ladies both rose. “If you see no difference, sir,” said Miss
-Betsy in her stateliest manner, “between a babe with an immortal soul
-and the beasts that perish, it is quite useless to prolong the
-conversation.”
-
-“Reason is apt to be useless when opposed to the generous impulses of a
-sex so full of sentiment as yours, madam,” said the lawyer, rising also.
-“Permit me to take a long farewell, since it is improbable that our
-friendship will resume its old position until your _protegé_ has—run
-away.”
-
-The words “long farewell” and “old friendship” were quite sufficient to
-soften wrath in the tender hearts of the little ladies. But the lawyer
-had really lost his temper, and, before Miss Betty had decided how to
-offer the olive branch without conceding her principles he was gone.
-
-The weather was warm. The little ladies were heated by discussion and
-the parson by vain scouring of the country on foot, when they asked his
-advice upon their project, and related their conversation with the
-lawyer. The two gentlemen had so little in common that the parson felt
-it his duty not to let his advice be prejudiced by this fact. For some
-moments he sat silent, then he began to walk about as if he were
-composing a sermon; then he stepped before the little ladies (who were
-sitting as stiffly on the sofa as if it were a pew) and spoke as if he
-were delivering one.
-
-“If you ask me, dear ladies, whether it is your duty to provide for this
-child because you found him, I say that there is no such obligation. If
-you ask if I think it wise in your own interests, and hopeful as to the
-boy’s career, I am obliged to agree with your legal adviser. Vagabond
-ways are seldom cured in one generation, and I think it is quite
-probable that, after much trouble and anxiety spent upon him, he may go
-back to a wandering life. But, Miss Betty,” continued the parson in
-deepening tones, as he pounded his left palm with his right fist for
-want of a pulpit, “If you ask me whether I believe any child of any race
-is born incapable of improvement, and beyond benefit from the charities
-we owe to each other, I should deny my faith if I could say yes. I shall
-not, madam, confuse the end of your connection with him with the end of
-your training in him, even if he runs away, or fancy that I see the one
-because I see the other. I do not pretend to know how much evil he
-inherits from his forefathers as accurately as our graphic friend; but I
-do know that he has a Father whose image is also to be found in His
-children—not quite effaced in any of them—and whose care of this one
-will last when yours, madam, may seem to have been in vain.”
-
-As the little ladies rushed forward and each shook a hand of the parson,
-he felt some compunction for his speech.
-
-“I fear I am encouraging you in grave indiscretion,” said he. “But,
-indeed, my dear ladies, I am quite against your project, for you do not
-realize the anxieties and disappointments that are before you, I am
-sure. The child will give you infinite trouble. I think he will run
-away. And yet I cannot in good conscience say that I believe love’s
-labor must be lost. He may return to the woods and wilds; but I hope he
-will carry something with him.”
-
-“Did the reverend gentleman mean Miss Betty’s teaspoons?” asked the
-lawyer, stroking his long chin, when he was told what the person had
-said.
-
-
- BABYHOOD.—PRETTY FLOWERS.—THE ROSE-COLORED TULIPS.
-
-The matter of the baby’s cap disturbed the little ladies. It seemed so
-like the beginning of a fulfilment of the lawyer’s croakings.
-
-Miss Kitty had made it. She had never seen a baby without a cap before,
-and the sight was unusual, if not indecent. But Miss Kitty was a quick
-needlewoman, and when the new cap was fairly tied over the thick crop of
-silky black hair, the baby looked so much less like Puck, and so much
-more like the rest of the baby world, that it was quite a relief.
-
-Miss Kitty’s feelings may therefore be imagined when going to the baby
-just after the parson’s departure, she found him in open rebellion
-against his cap. It had been tied on whilst he was asleep, and his eyes
-were no sooner open than he commenced the attack. He pulled with one
-little brown hand and tugged with the other; he dragged a rosette over
-his nose and got the frills into his eyes; he worried it as a puppy
-worries your handkerchief if you tie it round its face and tell it to
-“look like a grandmother.” At last the strings gave way, and he cast it
-triumphantly out of the clothes-basket which served him for cradle.
-
-Successive efforts to induce him to wear it proved vain, so Thomasina
-said the weather was warm and his hair was very thick, and she parted
-this and brushed it, and Miss Kitty gave the cap to the farm-bailiff’s
-baby, who took to it as kindly as a dumpling to a pudding-cloth.
-
-How the boy was ever kept inside his christening clothes, Thomasina said
-she did not know. But when he got into the parson’s arms he lay quite
-quiet, which was a good omen. That he might lack no advantage, Miss
-Betty stood godmother for him, and the parish clerk and the sexton were
-his godfathers.
-
-He was named John.
-
-“A plain, sensible name,” said Miss Betty. “And while we are about it,”
-she added, “we may as well choose his surname. For a surname he must
-have, and the sooner it is decided upon the better.”
-
-Miss Kitty had made a list of twenty-seven of her favorite Christian
-names which Miss Betty had sternly rejected, that everything might be
-plain, practical, and respectable at the outset of the tramp-child’s
-career. For the same reason she refused to adopt Miss Kitty’s
-suggestions for a surname.
-
-“It’s so seldom there’s a chance of _choosing_ a surname for anybody,
-sister,” said Miss Kitty, “it seems a pity not to choose a pretty one.”
-
-“Sister Kitty,” said Miss Betty, “don’t be romantic. The boy is to be
-brought up in that station of life for which one syllable is ample. I
-should have called him Smith if that had not been Thomasina’s name. As
-it is, I propose to call him Broom. He was found under a bush of broom,
-and it goes very well with John, and sounds plain and respectable.”
-
-So Miss Betty bought a Bible, and on the fly-leaf of it she wrote in her
-fine, round, gentlewoman’s writing—“_John Broom. With good wishes for
-his welfare, temporal and eternal. From a sincere friend._” And when the
-inscription was dry the Bible was wrapped in brown paper, and put by in
-Thomasina’s trunk till John Broom should come to years of discretion.
-
-He was slow to reach them, though in other respects he grew fast.
-
-When he began to walk he would walk barefoot. To be out of doors was his
-delight, but on the threshold of the house he always sat down and
-discarded his shoes and stockings. Thomasina bastinadoed the soles of
-his feet with the soles of his shoes “to teach him the use of them,” so
-she said. But Miss Kitty sighed and thought of the lawyer’s prediction.
-
-There was no blinking the fact that the child was as troublesome as he
-was pretty. The very demon of mischief danced in his black eyes, and
-seemed to possess his feet and fingers as if with quicksilver. And if,
-as Thomasina said, you “never knew what he would be at next,” you might
-also be pretty sure that it would be something he ought to have left
-undone.
-
-John Broom early developed a taste for glass and crockery, and as the
-china cupboard was in that part of the house to which he by social
-standing also belonged, he had many chances to seize upon cups, jugs and
-dishes. If detected with anything that he ought not to have had, it was
-his custom to drop the forbidden toy and toddle off as fast as his
-unpractised feet would carry him. The havoc which this caused amongst
-the glass and china was bewildering in a household where tea-sets and
-dinner-sets had passed from generation to generation, where slapdash,
-giddy-pated kitchen-maids never came, where Miss Betty washed the best
-teacups in the parlor, where Thomasina was more careful than her
-mistress, and the breaking of a single plate was a serious matter, and
-if beyond riveting, a misfortune.
-
-Thomasina soon found that her charge was safest, as he was happiest, out
-of doors. A very successful device was to shut him up in the
-drying-ground, and tell him to “pick the pretty flowers.” John Broom
-preferred flowers even to china cups with gilding on them. He gathered
-nosegays of daisies and buttercups, and the winning way in which he
-would present these to the little ladies atoned, in their benevolent
-eyes, for many a smashed teacup.
-
-But the tramp-baby’s restless spirit was soon weary of the drying
-ground, and he set forth one morning in search of “fresh fields and
-pastures new.” He had seated himself on the threshold to take off his
-shoes, when he heard the sound of Thomasina’s footsteps, and, hastily
-staggering to his feet, toddled forth without farther delay. The sky was
-blue above him, the sun was shining, and the air was very sweet. He ran
-for a bit and then tumbled, and picked himself up again, and got a fresh
-impetus, and so on till he reached the door of the kitchen garden, which
-was open. It was an old-fashioned kitchen-garden with flowers in the
-borders. There were single rose-colored tulips which had been in the
-garden as long as Miss Betty could remember, and they had been so
-increased by dividing the clumps that they now stretched in two rich
-lines of color down both sides of the long walk. And John Broom saw
-them.
-
-“Pick the pretty f’owers, love,” said he, in imitation of Thomasina’s
-patronising tone, and forthwith beginning at the end, he went steadily
-to the top of the right-hand border mowing the rose-colored tulips as he
-went.
-
-Meanwhile, when Thomasina came to look for him, he could not be found,
-and when all the back premises and the drying-ground had been searched
-in vain, she gave the alarm to the little ladies.
-
-Miss Kitty’s vivid imagination leaped at once to the conclusion that the
-child’s vagabond relations had fetched him away, and she became rigid
-with alarm. But Miss Betty rushed out into the shrubbery and Miss Kitty
-took a whiff of her vinaigrette and followed her.
-
-When they came at last to the kitchen-garden, Miss Betty’s grief for the
-loss of John Broom did not prevent her observing that there was
-something odd about the borders, and when she got to the top, and found
-that all the tulips had been picked from one side, she sank down on the
-roller which happened to be lying beside her.
-
-And John Broom staggered up to her, and crying “For ’oo, Miss Betty,”
-fell headlong with a sheaf of rose-colored tulips into her lap.
-
-As he did not offer any to Miss Kitty, her better judgment was not
-warped, and she said, “You must slap him, sister Betty.”
-
-“Put out your hand, John Broom,” said Miss Betty, much agitated.
-
-And John Broom, who was quite composed, put out both his little grubby
-paws so trustfully that Miss Betty had not the heart to strike him. But
-she scolded him, “Naughty boy!” and she pointed to the tulips and shook
-her head. John Broom looked thoughtfully at them, and shook his.
-
-“Naughty boy!” repeated Miss Betty, and she added in very impressive
-tones, “John Broom’s a very naughty boy!”
-
-After which she took him to Thomasina, and Miss Kitty collected the
-rose-colored tulips and put them into water in the best old china
-punch-bowl.
-
-In the course of the afternoon she peeped into the kitchen, where John
-Broom sat on the floor, under the window, gazing thoughtfully up into
-the sky.
-
-“As good as gold, bless his little heart!” murmured Miss Kitty. For as
-his feet were tucked under him, she did not know that he had just put
-his shoes and stockings into the pig-tub, into which he all but fell
-himself from the exertion. He did not hear Miss Kitty, and thought on.
-He wanted to be out again, and he had a tantalising remembrance of the
-ease with which the tender juicy stalks of the tulips went snap, snap,
-in that new place of amusement he had discovered. Thomasina looked into
-the kitchen and went away again. When she had gone, John Broom went away
-also.
-
-He went both faster and steadier on his bare feet, and when he got into
-the kitchen garden, it recalled Miss Betty to his mind. And he shook his
-head, and said, “Naughty boy!” And then he went up the left-hand border,
-mowing the tulips as he went; after which he trotted home, and met
-Thomasina at the back door. And he hugged the sheaf of rose-colored
-tulips in his arms, and said, “John Broom a very naughty boy!”
-
-Thomasina was not sentimental, and she slapped him well—his hands for
-picking the tulips and his feet for going barefoot.
-
-But his feet had to be slapped with Thomasina’s slipper, for his own
-shoes could not be found.
-
-
- EDUCATION.—FIRESIDE TALES.
-
-In spite of all his pranks, John Broom did not lose the favor of his
-friends. Thomasina spoiled him, and Miss Betty and Miss Kitty tried not
-to do so.
-
-The parson had said, “Treat the child fairly. Bring him up as he will
-have to live hereafter. Don’t make him half pet and half-servant.” And
-following this advice, and her own resolve that there should be “no
-nonsense” in the matter, Miss Betty had made it a rule that he should
-not be admitted to the parlor. It bore more heavily on the tender hearts
-of the little ladies than on the light heart of John Broom, and led to
-their waylaying him in the passages and gardens with little gifts,
-unknown to each other. And when Miss Kitty kissed his newly-washed
-cheeks, and pronounced them “like ripe russets,” Miss Betty murmured,
-“Be judicious, sister Kitty;” and Miss Kitty would correct any possible
-ill effects by saying, “_Now_ make your bow to your betters, John Broom,
-and say, ‘Thank you, ma’am!’” which was accomplished by the child’s
-giving a tug to the forelock of his thick black hair, with a world of
-mischief in his eyes.
-
-When he was old enough, the little ladies sent him to the village
-school.
-
-The total failure of their hopes for his education was not the smallest
-of the disappointments Miss Betty and Miss Kitty endured on his behalf.
-The quarrel with the lawyer had been made up long ago, and though there
-was always a touch of raillery in his inquiries after “the young gipsy,”
-he had once said, “If he turns out anything of a genius at school, I
-might find a place for him in the office, by-and-by.” The lawyer was
-kind-hearted in his own fashion, and on this hint Miss Kitty built up
-hopes, which unhappily were met by no responsive ambition in John Broom.
-
-As to his fitness to be an errand boy, he could not carry a message from
-the kitchen to the cowhouse without stopping by the way to play with the
-yard-dog, and a hedgehog in the path would probably have led him astray,
-if Thomasina had had a fit and he had been dispatched for a doctor.
-
-During school hours he spent most of his time under the fool’s-cap when
-he was not playing truant. With his school-mates he was good friends. If
-he was seldom out of mischief, he was seldom out of temper. He could
-beat any boy at a foot-race (without shoes); he knew the notes and nests
-of every bird that sang, and whatever an old pocket-knife is capable of,
-that John Broom could and would do with it for his fellows.
-
-Miss Betty had herself tried to teach him to read, and she continued to
-be responsible for his religious instruction. She had tried to stir up
-his industry by showing him the Bible, and promising that when he could
-read it he should have it for his “very own.” But he either could not or
-would not apply himself, so the prize lay unearned in Thomasina’s trunk.
-But he would listen for any length of time to Scripture stories, if they
-were read or told to him, especially to the history of Elisha, and the
-adventures of the Judges.
-
-Indeed, since he could no longer be shut up in the drying-ground,
-Thomasina had found that he was never so happy and so safe as when he
-was listening to tales, and many a long winter evening he lay idle on
-the kitchen hearth, with his head on the sheep dog, whilst the more
-industrious Thomasina plied her knitting-needles, as she sat in the
-ingle-nook, with the flickering firelight playing among the plaits of
-her large cap, and told tales of the country side.
-
-Not that John Broom was her only hearer. Annie “the lass” sat by the
-hearth also, and Thomasina took care that she did not “sit with her
-hands before her.” And a little farther away sat the cowherd.
-
-He had a sleeping-room above the barn, and took his meals in the house.
-By Miss Betty’s desire he always went in to family prayers after supper,
-when he sat as close as possible to the door, under an uncomfortable
-consciousness that Thomasina did not think his boots clean enough for
-the occasion, and would find something to pick off the carpet as she
-followed him out, however hardly he might have used the door-scraper
-beforehand.
-
-It might be a difficult matter to decide which he liked best, beer or
-John Broom. But next to these he liked Thomasina’s stories.
-
-Thomasina was kind to him. With all his failings and the dirt on his
-boots, she liked him better than the farm-bailiff. The farm-bailiff was
-thrifty and sensible and faithful, and Thomasina was faithful and
-sensible and thrifty, and they each had a tendency to claim the monopoly
-of those virtues. Notable people complain, very properly, of thriftless
-and untidy ones, but they sometimes agree better with them than with
-rival notabilities. And so Thomasina’s broad face beamed benevolently as
-she bid the cowherd “draw up” to the fire, and he who (like Thomasina)
-was a native of the country, would confirm the marvels she related, with
-a proper pride in the wonderful district to which they both belonged.
-
-He would help her out sometimes with names and dates in a local
-biography. By his own account he knew the man who was murdered at the
-inn in the Black Valley so intimately that it turned Annie the lass as
-white as a dish-cloth to sit beside him. If Thomasina said that folk
-were yet alive who had seen the little green men dance in Dawborough
-Croft, the cowherd would smack his knees and cry, “Scores on ’em!” And
-when she whispered of the white figure which stood at the cross roads
-after midnight, he testified to having seen it himself—tall beyond
-mortal height, and pointing four ways at once. He had a legend of his
-own too, which Thomasina sometimes gave him the chance of telling, of
-how he was followed home one moonlight night by a black Something as big
-as a young calf, which “wimmled and wammled” around him till he fell
-senseless into the ditch, and being found there by the farm-bailiff on
-his return from market, was unjustly accused of the vice of
-intoxication.
-
-“Fault-finders should be free of flaws,” Thomasina would say with a prim
-chin. She _had_ seen the farm-bailiff himself “the worse” for more than
-his supper beer.
-
-But there was one history which Thomasina was always loth to relate, and
-it was that which both John Broom and the cowherd especially
-preferred—the history of Lob Lie-by-the-fire.
-
-Thomasina had a feeling (which was shared by Annie the lass) that it was
-better not to talk of “anything” peculiar to the house in which you were
-living. One’s neighbors’ ghosts and bogles are another matter.
-
-But to John Broom and the cowherd no subject was so interesting as that
-of the Lubber-fiend. The cowherd sighed to think of the good old times
-when a man might sleep on in spite of cocks, and the stables be cleaner,
-and the beasts better tended than if he had been up with the lark. And
-John Broom’s curiosity was never quenched about the rough, hairy
-Good-fellow who worked at night that others might be idle by day, and
-who was sometimes caught at his hard-earned nap, lying, “like a great
-hurgin bear,” where the boy loved to lie himself, before the fire, on
-this very hearth.
-
-Why and where he had gone, Thomasina could not tell. She had heard that
-he had originally come from some other household, where he had been
-offended. But whether he had gone elsewhere when he forsook Lingborough,
-or whether “such things had left the country” for good, she did not
-pretend to say.
-
-And when she had told, for the third or fourth time, how his porridge
-was put into a corner of the cowhouse for him overnight, and how he had
-been often overheard at his work, but rarely seen, and then only lying
-before the fire, Miss Betty would ring for prayers, and Thomasina would
-fold up her knitting and lead the way, followed by Annie the lass, whose
-nerves John Broom would startle by treading on her heels, the rear being
-brought up by the cowherd, looking hopelessly at his boots.
-
-
- THE FARM-BAILIFF.—PRETTY COCKY.—IN THE WILLOW TREE.
-
-Miss Betty and Miss Kitty did really deny themselves the indulgence of
-being indulgent, and treated John Broom on principles, and for his good.
-But they did so in their own tremulous and spasmodic way, and got little
-credit for it. Thomasina, on the other hand, spoiled him with such a
-masterful managing air, and so much sensible talk, that no one would
-have thought that the only system she followed was to conceal his
-misdemeanors, and to stand between him and the just wrath of the
-farm-bailiff.
-
-The farm-bailiff, or grieve, as he liked to call himself, was a
-Scotchman, with a hard-featured face (which he washed on the Sabbath), a
-harsh voice, a good heart rather deeper down in his body than is usual,
-and a shrewd, money-getting head, with a speckled straw hat on the top
-of it. No one could venture to imagine when that hat was new, or how
-long ago it was that the farm-bailiff went to the expense of purchasing
-those work-day clothes. But the dirt on his face and neck was an orderly
-accumulation, such as gathers on walls, oil-paintings, and other places
-to which soap is not habitually applied; it was not a matter of spills
-and splashes, like the dirt John Broom disgraced himself with. And his
-clothes, if old, fitted neatly about him; they never suggested
-raggedness, which was the normal condition of the tramp-boy’s jackets.
-They only looked as if he had been born (and occasionally buried) in
-them. It is needful to make this distinction, that the good man may not
-be accused of inconsistency in the peculiar vexation which John Broom’s
-disorderly appearance caused him.
-
-In truth, Miss Betty’s _protegé_ had reached the age at which he was to
-“eat dreadfully, wear out his clothes, and be useful on the farm;” and
-the last condition was quite unfulfilled. At eleven years old he could
-not be trusted to scare birds, and at half that age the farm-bailiff’s
-eldest child could drive cattle.
-
-“And no’ just ruin the leddies in new coats and compliments, either,
-like some ne’er-do-weels,” added the farm-bailiff, who had heard with a
-jealous ear of six-pences given by Miss Betty and Miss Kitty to their
-wasteful favorite.
-
-When the eleventh anniversary of John Broom’s discovery was passed, and
-his character at school gave no hopes of his ever qualifying himself to
-serve the lawyer, it was resolved that—“idleness being the mother of
-mischief,” he should be put under the care of the farm-bailiff, to do
-such odd jobs about the place as might be suited to his capacity and
-love of out-door life. And now John Broom’s troubles began. By fair
-means or foul, with here an hour’s weeding and there a day’s bird
-scaring, and with errands perpetual, the farm-bailiff contrived to “get
-some work out of” the idle little urchin. His speckled hat and grim face
-seemed to be everywhere, and always to pop up when John Broom began to
-play.
-
-They lived “at daggers drawn.” I am sorry to say that John Broom’s
-fitful industry was still kept for his own fancies. To climb trees, to
-run races with the sheep dog, to cut grotesque sticks, gather hedge
-fruits, explore a bog, or make new friends among beasts and birds—at
-such matters he would labor with feverish zeal. But so far from trying
-to cure himself of his indolence about daily drudgery, he found a new
-and pleasant excitement in thwarting the farm-bailiff at every turn.
-
-It would not sound dignified to say that the farm-bailiff took pleasure
-in thwarting John Broom. But he certainly did not show his satisfaction
-when the boy did do his work properly. Perhaps he thought that praise is
-not good for young people; and the child did not often give him the
-chance of trying. Of blame he was free enough. Not a good scolding to
-clear the air, such as Thomasina would give to Annie the lass, but his
-slow, caustic tongue was always growling, like muttered thunder, over
-John Broom’s incorrigible head.
-
-He has never approved of the tramp-child, who had the overwhelming
-drawbacks of having no pedigree and of being a bad bargain as to
-expense. This was not altogether John Broom’s fault, but with his
-personal failings the farm-bailiff had even less sympathy. It has been
-hinted that he was born in the speckled hat, and whether this were so or
-not, he certainly had worn an old head whilst his shoulders were still
-young, and could not remember the time when he wished to waste his
-energies on anything that did not earn or at least save something.
-
-Once only did anything like approval of the lad escape his lips.
-
-Miss Betty’s uncle’s second cousin had returned from foreign lands with
-a good fortune and several white cockatoos. He kept the fortune himself,
-but he gave the cockatoos to his friends, and he sent one of them to the
-little ladies of Lingborough.
-
-He was a lovely creature (the cockatoo, not the cousin, who was plain),
-and John Broom’s admiration of him was boundless. He gazed at the
-sulphur-colored crest, the pure white wings with their deeper-tinted
-lining, and even the beak and the fierce round eyes, as he had gazed at
-the broom bush in his babyhood, with insatiable delight.
-
-The cousin did things handsomely. He had had a ring put around one of
-the cockatoo’s ankles, with a bright steel chain attached and a fastener
-to secure it to the perch. The cockatoo was sent in the cage by coach,
-and the perch, made of foreign wood, followed by the carrier.
-
-Miss Betty and Miss Kitty were delighted both with the cockatoo and the
-perch, but they were a good deal troubled as to how to fasten the two
-together. There was a neat little ring on the perch, and the cockatoo’s
-chain was quite complete, and he evidently wanted to get out, for he
-shook the walls of his cage in his gambols. But he put up his crest and
-snapped when any one approached, in a manner so alarming that Annie the
-lass shut herself up in the dairy, and the farm-bailiff turned his
-speckled hat in his hands, and gave cautious counsel from a safe
-distance.
-
-“How he flaps!” cried Miss Betty. “I’m afraid he has a very vicious
-temper.”
-
-“He only wants to get out, Miss Betty,” said John Broom. “He’d be all
-right with his perch, and I think I can get him on it.”
-
-“Now heaven save us from the sin o’ presumption!” cried the
-farm-bailiff, and putting on the speckled hat, he added, slowly: “I’m
-thinking, John Broom, that if ye’re engaged wi’ the leddies this morning
-it’ll be time I turned my hand to singling these few turnips ye’ve been
-thinking about the week past.”
-
-On which he departed, and John Broom pressed the little ladies to leave
-him alone with the bird.
-
-“We shouldn’t like to leave you alone with a wild creature like that,”
-said Miss Betty.
-
-“He’s just frightened on ye, Miss Betty. He’ll be like a lamb when
-you’re gone,” urged John Broom.
-
-“Besides, we should like to see you do it,” said Miss Kitty.
-
-“You can look in through the window, miss. I must fasten the door, or
-he’ll be out.”
-
-“I should never forgive myself if he hurt you, John,” said Miss Betty,
-irresolutely, for she was very anxious to have the cockatoo and perch in
-full glory in the parlor.
-
-“He’ll none hurt me, miss,” said John, with a cheerful smile on his rosy
-face. “I likes him, and he’ll like me.”
-
-This settled the matter. John was left with the cockatoo. He locked the
-door, and the little ladies went into the garden and peeped through the
-window.
-
-They saw John Broom approach the cage, on which the cockatoo put up his
-crest, opened his beak slowly, and snarled, and Miss Betty tapped on the
-window and shook her black satin workbag.
-
-“Don’t go near him!” she cried. But John Broom paid no attention.
-
-“What are you putting up that top-knot of yours at me for?” said he to
-the cockatoo. “Don’t ye know your own friends? I’m going to let ye out,
-I am. You’re going on to your perch, you are.”
-
-“Eh, but you’re a bonny creature!” he added, as the cockatoo filled the
-cage with snow and sulphur flutterings.
-
-“Keep away, keep away!” screamed the little ladies, playing a duet on
-the window panes.
-
-“Out with you!” said John Broom, as he unfastened the cage door.
-
-And just when Miss Betty had run round, and as she shouted through the
-key-hole, “Open the door, John Broom, we’ve changed our minds; we’ve
-decided to keep it in its cage,” the cockatoo strode solemnly forth on
-his eight long toes.
-
-“Pretty Cocky!” said he.
-
-When Miss Betty got back to the window, John Broom had just made an
-injudicious grab at the steel chain, on which Pretty Cocky flew fiercely
-at him, and John, burying his face in his arms, received the attack on
-his thick poll, laughing into his sleeves and holding fast to the chain,
-whilst the cockatoo and the little ladies screamed against each other.
-
-“It’ll break your leg—you’ll tear its eyes out!” cried Miss Kitty.
-
-“Miss Kitty means that you’ll break its leg, and it will tear your eyes
-out,” Miss Betty explained through the glass. “John Broom! Come away!
-Lock it in! Let it go!”
-
-But Cocky was now waddling solemnly round the room, and John Broom was
-creeping after him, with the end of the chain in one hand, and the perch
-in the other, and in a moment more he had joined the chain and the ring,
-and just as Miss Betty was about to send for the constable and have the
-door broken open, Cocky—driven into a corner—clutched his perch, and
-was raised triumphantly to his place in the bow-window.
-
-He was now a parlor pet, and John Broom saw little of him. This vexed
-him, for he had taken a passionate liking for the bird. The little
-ladies rewarded him well for his skill, but this brought him no favor
-from the farm-bailiff, and matters went on as ill as before.
-
-One day the cockatoo got his chain entangled, and Miss Kitty promptly
-advanced to put it right. She had unfastened that end which secured it
-to the perch, when Cocky, who had been watching the proceeding with much
-interest, dabbed at her with his beak. Miss Kitty fled, but with great
-presence of mind shut the door after her. She forgot, however, that the
-window was open, in front of which stood the cockatoo scanning the
-summer sky with his fierce eyes, and flapping himself in the breeze.
-
-And just as the little ladies ran into the garden, and Miss Kitty was
-saying, “One comfort is, sister Betty, that it’s quite safe in the room,
-till we can think what to do next,” he bowed his yellow crest, spread
-his noble wings, and sailed out into the ether.
-
-In ten minutes the whole able-bodied population of the place was in the
-grounds of Lingborough, including the farm-bailiff.
-
-The cockatoo was on the top of a fir-tree, and a fragment of the chain
-was with him, for he had broken it, and below on the lawn stood the
-little ladies, who, with the unfailing courage of women in a hopeless
-cause, were trying to dislodge him by waving their pocket-handkerchiefs
-and crying “sh!”
-
-He looked composedly down out of one eye for some time, and then he
-began to move.
-
-“I think it’s coming down now,” said Miss Kitty.
-
-But in a quarter of a minute, Cocky had sailed a quarter of a mile, and
-was rocking himself on the top of an old willow tree. And at this moment
-John Broom joined the crowd which followed him.
-
-“I’m thinking he’s got his chain fast,” said the farm-bailiff; “if
-anybody that understood the beastie daured to get near him——”
-
-“I’ll get him,” said John Broom, casting down his hat.
-
-“Ye’ll get your neck thrawed,” said the farm-bailiff.
-
-“We won’t hear of it,” said the little ladies.
-
-But to their horror, John Broom kicked off his shoes after which he spat
-upon his hands (a shock which Miss Kitty thought she never could have
-survived), and away he went up the willow.
-
-It was not an easy tree to climb, and he had one or two narrow escapes,
-which kept the crowd breathless, but he shook the hair from his eyes,
-moistened his hands afresh, and went on. The farm-bailiff’s far-away
-heart was stirred. No Scotchman is insensible to gallantry. And courage
-is the only thing a “canny” Scot can bear to see expanded without
-return.
-
-“John Broom,” screamed Miss Betty, “come down! I order, I command you to
-come down.”
-
-The farm-bailiff drew his speckled hat forward to shade his upward gaze,
-and folded his arms.
-
-“Dinna call on him, leddies,” he said, speaking more quickly than usual.
-“Dinna mak him turn his head. Steady, lad! Grip wi’ your feet. Spit on
-your pawms, man.”
-
-Once the boy trod on a rotten branch, and as he drew back his foot, and
-it came crashing down, the farm-bailiff set his teeth, and Miss Kitty
-fainted in Thomasina’s arms.
-
-“I’ll reward anyone who’ll fetch him down,” sobbed Miss Betty. But John
-Broom seated himself on the same branch as the cockatoo, and undid the
-chain and prepared his hands for the downward journey.
-
-“You’ve got a rare perch, this time,” said he. And Pretty Cocky crept
-towards him, and rubbed its head against him and chuckled with joy.
-
-What dreams of liberty in the tree-tops, with John Broom for a
-playfellow, passed through his crested head, who shall say? But when he
-found that his friend meant to take him prisoner, he became very angry
-and much alarmed. And when John Broom grasped him by both legs and began
-to descend, Cocky pecked him vigorously. But the boy held the back of
-his head towards him, and went steadily down.
-
-“Weel done!” roared the farm-bailiff. “Gently lad! Gude save us! ha’e a
-care o’ yoursen. That’s weel. Keep your pow at him. Didna let the beast
-get at your een.”
-
-But when John Broom was so near the ground as to be safe, the
-farm-bailiff turned wrathfully upon his son, who had been gazing
-open-mouthed at the sight which had so interested his father.
-
-“Ye look weel standing gawping here, before the leddies,” said he,
-“wasting the precious hours, and bringing your father’s gray hairs wi’
-sorrow to the grave; and John Broom yonder shaming ye, and you not so
-much as thinking to fetch the perch for him, ye lazy loon. Away wi’ ye
-and get it before I lay a stick about your shoulders.”
-
-And when his son had gone for the perch, and John Broom was safely on
-the ground, laughing, bleeding, and triumphant, the farm-bailiff said,—
-
-“Ye’re a bauld chil, John Broom, I’ll say that for ye.”
-
-
- INTO THE MIST.
-
-Unfortunately the favorable impression produced by “the gipsy lad’s”
-daring soon passed from the farm-bailiff’s mind. It was partly effaced
-by the old jealousy of the little ladies’ favor. Miss Betty gave the boy
-no less than four silver shillings, and he ungraciously refused to let
-the farm-bailiff place them in a savings bank for him.
-
-Matters got from bad to worse. The farming man was not the only one who
-was jealous, and John Broom himself was as idle and reckless as ever.
-Though, if he had listened respectfully to the Scotchman’s counsels, or
-shown any disposition to look up to and be guided by him, much might
-have been overlooked. But he made fun of him and made a friend of the
-cowherd. And this latter most manifest token of low breeding vexed the
-respectable taste of the farm-bailiff.
-
-John Broom had his own grievances too, and he brooded over them. He
-thought the little ladies had given him over to the farm-bailiff,
-because they had ceased to care for him, and that the farm-bailiff was
-prejudiced against him beyond any hope of propitiation. The village folk
-taunted him, too, with being an outcast, and called him Gipsy John, and
-this maddened him. Then he would creep into the cowhouse and lie in the
-straw against the white cow’s warm back, and for a few of Miss Betty’s
-coppers, to spend in beer or tobacco, the cowherd would hide him from
-the farm-bailiff and tell him country-side tales. To Thomasina’s stories
-of ghosts and gossip, he would add strange tales of smugglers on the
-near-lying coast, and as John Broom listened, his restless blood
-rebelled more and more against the sour sneers and dry drudgery that he
-got from the farm-bailiff.
-
-Nor were sneers the sharpest punishment his misdemeanors earned. The
-farm-bailiff’s stick was thick and his arm was strong, and he had a
-tendency to believe that if a flogging was good for a boy, the more he
-had of it the better it would be for him.
-
-And John Broom, who never let a cry escape him at the time would steal
-away afterwards and sob out his grief into the long soft coat of the
-sympathizing sheep dog.
-
-Unfortunately he never tried the effect of deserving better treatment as
-a remedy for his woes. The parson’s good advice and Miss Betty’s
-entreaties were alike in vain. He was ungrateful even to Thomasina. The
-little ladies sighed and thought of the lawyer. And the parson preached
-patience.
-
-“Cocky has been tamed,” said Miss Kitty, thoughtfully, “perhaps John
-Broom will get steadier by-and-by.”
-
-“It seems a pity we can’t chain him to a perch, Miss Kitty,” laughed the
-parson; “he would be safe then, at any rate.”
-
-Miss Betty said afterwards that it did seem so remarkable that the
-parson should have made this particular joke on this particular
-night—the night when John Broom did not come home.
-
-He had played truant all day. The farm-bailiff had wanted him, and he
-had kept out of the way.
-
-The wind was from the east, and a white mist rolled in from the sea,
-bringing a strange invigorating smell, and making your lips clammy with
-salt. It made John Broom’s heart beat faster, and filled his head with
-dreams of ships and smugglers; and rocking masts higher than the willow
-tree, and winds wilder than this wind, and dancing waves.
-
-Then something loomed through the fog. It was the farm-bailiff’s
-speckled hat. John Broom hesitated—the thick stick became visible.
-
-Then a cloud rolled between them, and the child turned, and ran, and
-ran, and ran, coastwards, into the sea mist.
-
-
- THE SEA.—THE ONE-EYED SAILOR.—THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.
-
-John Broom was footsore when he reached the coast, but that keen,
-life-giving smell had drawn him on and held him up. The fog had cleared
-off, and he strained his black eyes through the darkness to see the sea.
-
-He had never seen it—that other world within this, on which one lived
-out of doors, and climbed about all day, and no one blamed him.
-
-When he did see it, he thought he had got to the end of the world. If
-the edge of the cliff were not the end, he could not make out where the
-sky began; and if that darkness were the sea, the sea was full of stars.
-
-But this was because the sea was quiet and reflected the color of the
-night sky, and the stars were the lights of the herring-boats twinkling
-in the bay.
-
-When he got down by the water he saw the vessels lying alongside, and
-they were dirtier than he had supposed. But he did not lose heart, and
-remembering, from the cowherd’s tales, that people who cannot pay for
-their passage must either work it out or hide themselves on board ship,
-he took the easier alternative, and got on to the first vessel which had
-a plank to the quay, and hid himself under some tarpaulin on the deck.
-
-The vessel was a collier bound for London, and she sailed with the
-morning tide.
-
-When he was found out he was not ill-treated. Indeed, the rough skipper
-offered to take him home again on his return voyage. He would have liked
-to go, but pride withheld him, and home sickness had not yet eaten into
-his very soul. Then an old sailor with one eye (but that a sly one) met
-him, and told him tales more wonderful than the cowherd’s. And with him
-he shipped as cabin-boy, on a vessel bound for the other side of the
-world.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-A great many sins bring their own punishment in this life pretty
-clearly, and sometimes pretty closely; but few more directly or more
-bitterly than rebellion against the duties, and ingratitude for the
-blessings, of home.
-
-There was no playing truant on board ship; and as to the master poor
-John Broom served now, his cruelty made the memory of the farm-bailiff a
-memory of tenderness and gentleness and indulgence. Till he was
-half-naked and half-starved, and had only short snatches of sleep in
-hard corners, it had never occurred to him that when one has got good
-food and clothes, and sound sleep in a kindly home, he has got more than
-many people, and enough to be thankful for.
-
-He did everything he was told now as fast as he could do it, in fear for
-his life. The one-eyed sailor had told him that the captain always took
-orphans and poor friendless lads to be his cabin-boys, and John Broom
-thought what a nice kind man he must be, and how different from the
-farm-bailiff, who thought nobody could be trustworthy unless he could
-show parents and grandparents, and cousins to the sixth degree. But
-after they had sailed, when John Broom felt very ill, and asked the
-one-eyed sailor where he was to sleep, the one-eyed sailor pleasantly
-replied that if he hadn’t brought a four-post bed in his pocket he must
-sleep where he could, for that all the other cabin-boys were sleeping in
-Davy’s Locker, and couldn’t be disturbed. And it was not till John Broom
-had learned ship’s language that he found out that Davy’s Locker meant
-the deep, and that the other cabin-boys were dead. “And as they’d nobody
-belonging to ’em, no hearts was broke,” added the sailor, winking with
-his one eye.
-
-John Broom slept standing sometimes for weariness, but he did not sleep
-in Davy’s Locker. Young as he was he had dauntless courage, a careless
-hopeful heart, and a tough little body; and that strong, life-giving sea
-smell bore him up instead of food, and he got to the other side of the
-world.
-
-Why he did not stay there, why he did not run away into the wilderness
-to find at least some easier death than to have his bones broken by the
-cruel captain, he often wondered afterwards. He was so much quicker and
-braver than the boys they commonly got, that the old sailor kept a sharp
-watch over him with his one eye whilst they were ashore; but one day he
-was too drunk to see out of it, and John Broom ran away.
-
-It was Christmas day, and so hot that he could not run far, for it was
-at the other side of the world, where things are upside down, and he sat
-down by the roadside on the outskirts of the city; and as he sat, with
-his thin, brown face resting on his hands, a familiar voice beside him
-said, “Pretty Cocky!” and looking up he saw a man with several cages of
-birds. The speaker was a cockatoo of the most exquisite shades of
-cream-color, salmon, and rose, and he had a rose-colored crest. But
-lovely as he was, John Broom’s eyes were on another cage, where, silent,
-solemn and sulky, sat a big white one with sulphur-colored trimmings and
-fierce black eyes; and he was so like Miss Betty’s pet, that the poor
-child’s heart bounded as if a hand had been held out to him from home.
-
-“If you let him get at you, you’ll not do it a second time, mate,” said
-the man. “He’s the nastiest-tempered beast I ever saw. I’d have wrung
-his neck long ago if he hadn’t such a fine coat.”
-
-But John Broom said as he had said before, “I like him, and he’ll like
-me.”
-
-When the cockatoo bit his finger to the bone, the man roared with
-laughter, but John Broom did not draw his hand away. He kept it still at
-the bird’s beak, and with the other he gently scratched him under the
-crest and wings. And when the white cockatoo began to stretch out his
-eight long toes, as cats clutch with their claws from pleasure, and
-chuckled, and sighed, and bit softly without hurting, and laid his head
-against the bars till his snow and sulphur feathers touched John Broom’s
-black locks, the man was amazed.
-
-“Look here, mate,” said he, “you’ve the trick with birds, and no
-mistake. I’ll sell you this one cheap, and you’ll be able to sell him
-dear.”
-
-“I’ve not a penny in the world,” said John Broom.
-
-“You do look cleaned out, too,” said the man scanning him from head to
-foot. “I tell you what, you shall come with me a bit and tame the birds,
-and I’ll find you something to eat.”
-
-Ten minutes before, John Broom would have jumped at this offer, though
-he now refused it. The sight of the cockatoo had brought back the fever
-of home sickness in all its fierceness. He couldn’t stay out here. He
-would dare anything, do anything, to see the hills about Lingborough
-once more before he died; and even if he did not live to see them, he
-might live to sleep in that part of Davy’s Locker which should rock him
-on the shores of home.
-
-The man gave him a shilling for fastening a ring and chain on to the
-cocky’s ankle, and with this he got the best dinner he had eaten since
-he lost sight of the farm-bailiff’s speckled hat in the mist.
-
-And then he went back to the one-eyed sailor, and shipped as cabin-boy
-again for the homeward voyage.
-
-
- THE HIGHLANDER.—BARRACK LIFE.—THE GREAT CURSE—JOHN BROOM’S MONEY-BOX.
-
-When John Broom did get home he did not go to sea again. He lived from
-hand to mouth in the seaport town, and slept, as he was well accustomed
-to sleep, in holes and corners.
-
-Every day and every night, through the long months of the voyage, he had
-dreamed of begging his way barefoot to Miss Betty’s door. But now he did
-not go. His life was hard, but it was not cruel. He was very idle, and
-there was plenty to see. He wandered about the country as of old. The
-ships and shipping too had a fascination for him now that the past was
-past, and here he could watch them from the shore; and, partly for shame
-and partly for pride, he could not face the idea of going back. If he
-had been taunted with being a vagrant boy before, what would be said now
-if he presented himself, a true tramp, to the farm-bailiff? Besides,
-Miss Betty and Miss Kitty could not forgive him. It was impossible!
-
-He was wandering about one day when he came to some fine high walls with
-buildings inside. There was an open gateway, at which stood a soldier
-with a musket. But a woman and some children went in, and he did not
-shoot them; so when his back was turned, and he was walking stiffly to
-where he came from, John Broom ran in through the gateway.
-
-The first man he saw was the grandest-looking man he had ever seen.
-Indeed, he looked more like a bird than a man, a big bird, with a big
-black crest. He was very tall. His feet were broad and white, like the
-feathered feet of some plumy bird; his legs were bare and brown and
-hairy. He was clothed in many colors. He had fur in front, which swung
-as he walked, and silver and shining stones about him. He held his head
-very high, and from it dropped great black plumes. His face looked as if
-it had been cut—roughly but artistically—out of a block of old wood,
-and his eyes were the color of a summer sky. And John Broom felt as he
-had felt when he first saw Miss Betty’s cockatoo.
-
-In repose the Highlander’s eye was as clear as a cairngorm and as cold,
-but when it fell upon John Broom it took a twinkle not quite unlike the
-twinkle in the one eye of the sailor; and then, to his amazement, this
-grand creature beckoned to John Broom with a rather dirty hand.
-
-“Yes, sir,” said John Broom, staring up at the splendid giant, with eyes
-of wonder.
-
-“I’m saying,” said the Highlander, confidentially (and it had a pleasant
-homely sound to hear him speak like the farm-bailiff)—“I’m saying, I’m
-confined to barracks, ye ken; and I’ll gi’e ye a hawpenny if ye’ll get
-the bottle filled wi’ whusky. Roun’ yon corner ye’ll see the ‘Britain’s
-Defenders.’”
-
-But at this moment he erected himself, his turquoise eyes looked
-straight before them, and he put his hand to his head and moved it
-slowly away again, as a young man with more swinging grandeur of colors
-and fur and plumes, and with greater glittering of gems and silver,
-passed by, a sword clattering after him.
-
-Meanwhile John Broom had been round the corner and was back again.
-
-“What for are ye standin’ there ye fule?” asked his new friend. “What
-for didna ye gang for the whusky?”
-
-“It’s here, sir.”
-
-“My certy, ye dinna let the grass grow under your feet,” said the
-Highlander; and he added, “If ye want to run errands, laddie, ye can
-come back again.”
-
-It was the beginning of a fresh life for John Broom. With many other
-idle or homeless boys he now haunted the barracks, and ran errands for
-the soldiers. His fleetness of foot and ready wit made him the favorite.
-Perhaps, too, his youth and his bright face and eyes pleaded for him,
-for British soldiers are a tender-hearted race.
-
-He was knocked about, but never cruelly, and he got plenty of coppers
-and broken victuals, and now and then an old cap or a pair of a boots, a
-world too large for him. His principal errands were to fetch liquor for
-the soldiers. In arms and pockets he would sometimes carry a dozen
-bottles at once, and fly back from the canteen or public-house without
-breaking one.
-
-Before the summer was over he was familiar with every barrack-room and
-guard-room in the place; he had food to eat and coppers to spare, and he
-shared his bits with the mongrel dogs who lived, as he did, on the
-good-nature of the garrison.
-
-It must be confessed that neatness was not among John Broom’s virtues.
-He looped his rags together with bits of string, and wasted his pence or
-lost them. The soldiers standing at the bar would often give him a drink
-out of their pewter-pots. It choked him at first, and then he got used
-to it, and liked it. Some relics of Miss Betty’s teaching kept him
-honest. He would not condescend to sip by the way out of the soldiers’
-jugs and bottles as other errand-boys did, but he came to feel rather
-proud of laying his twopence on the counter, and emptying his own pot of
-beer with a grimace to the by-standers through the glass at the bottom.
-
-One day he was winking through the froth of a pint of porter at the
-canteen sergeant’s daughter, who was in fits of laughing, when the
-pewter was knocked out of his grasp, and the big Highlander’s hand was
-laid on his shoulder and bore him twenty or thirty yards from the place
-in one swoop.
-
-“I’ll trouble ye to give me your attention,” said the Highlander, when
-they came to a standstill, “and to speak the truth. Did ye ever see me
-the worse of liquor?”
-
-John Broom had several remembrances of the clearest kind to that effect,
-so he put up his arms to shield his head from the probable blow, and
-said, “Yes, McAlister.”
-
-“How often?” asked the Scotchman.
-
-“I never counted,” said John Broom; “pretty often.”
-
-“How many good-conduct stripes do ye ken me to have lost of your ain
-knowledge?”
-
-“Three, McAlister.”
-
-“Is there a finer man than me in the regiment?” asked the Highlander,
-drawing up his head.
-
-“That there’s not,” said John Broom, warmly.
-
-“Our sairgent, now,” drawled the Scotchman, “wad ye say he was a better
-man than me?”
-
-“Nothing like so good,” said John Broom, sincerely.
-
-“And what d’ye suppose, man,” said the Highlander, firing with sudden
-passion, till the light of his clear blue eyes seemed to pierce John
-Broom’s very soul—“what d’ye suppose has hindered me that I’m not
-sairgent, when yon man is? What has keepit me from being an officer,
-that has served my country in twa battles when oor quartermaster hadn’t
-enlisted? Wha gets my money? What lost me my stripes? What loses me
-decent folks’ respect, and waur than that, my ain? What gars a hand that
-can grip a broadsword tremble like a woman’s? What fills the canteen and
-the kirkyard? What robs a man of health and wealth and peace? What ruins
-weans and women, and makes mair homes desolate than war? Drink, man,
-drink! The deevil of drink!”
-
-It was not till the glare in his eyes had paled that John Broom ventured
-to speak. Then he said,—
-
-“Why don’t ye give it up, McAlister?”
-
-The man rose to his full height, and laid his hand heavily on the boy’s
-shoulder, and his eyes seemed to fade with that pitiful, weary look,
-which only such blue eyes show so well, “Because I _canna_,” said he;
-“because, for as big as I am, I canna. But for as little as you are,
-laddie, ye can, and, Heaven help me, ye shall.”
-
-That evening he called John Broom into the barrack-room where he slept.
-He was sitting on the edge of his bed, and had a little wooden money-box
-in his hands.
-
-“What money have ye, laddie?” he asked.
-
-John Broom pulled out three halfpence lately earned, and the Scotchman
-dropped them slowly into the box. Then he turned the key, and put it
-into his pocket, and gave the box to the boy.
-
-“Ye’ll put what you earn in there,” said he, “I’ll keep the key, and
-ye’ll keep the box yourself; and when its opened we’ll open it together,
-and lay out your savings in decent clothes for ye against the winter.”
-
-At this moment some men passing to the canteen shouted, “McAlister!” The
-Highlander did not answer, but he started to the door. Then he stood
-irresolute, and then turned and reseated himself.
-
-“Gang and bring me a bit o’ tobacco,” he said, giving John Broom a
-penny. And when the boy had gone he emptied his pocket of the few pence
-left, and dropped them into the box, muttering, “If he manna, I wunna.”
-
-And when the tobacco came, he lit his pipe, and sat on the bench,
-outside and snarled at every one who spoke to him.
-
-
- OUTPOST DUTY.—THE SERGEANT’S STORY.—GRAND ROUNDS.
-
-It was a bitterly cold winter. The soldiers drank a great deal, and John
-Broom was constantly trotting up and down, and the box grew very heavy.
-
-Bottles were filled and refilled, in spite of greatly increased
-strictness in the discipline of the garrison, for there were rumors of
-invasion, and penalties were heavy, and sentry posts were increased, and
-the regiments were kept in readiness for action.
-
-The Highlander had not cured himself of drinking, though he had cured
-John Broom. But, like others, he was more wary just now, and had
-hitherto escaped the heavy punishments inflicted in a time of probable
-war; and John Broom watched over him with the fidelity of a sheep dog,
-and more than once had roused him with a can of cold water when he was
-all but caught by his superiors in a state of stupor, which would not
-have been credited to the frost alone.
-
-The talk of invasion had become grave, when one day a body of men were
-ordered for outpost duty, and McAlister was among them. The officer had
-got a room for them in a farmhouse, where they sat round the fire, and
-went out by turns to act as sentries at various posts for an hour or two
-at a time.
-
-The novelty was delightful to John Broom. He hung about the farmhouse,
-and warmed himself at the soldiers’ fire.
-
-In the course of the day McAlister got him apart, and whispered, “I’m
-going on duty the night at ten, laddie. It’s fearsome cold, and I hav’na
-had a drop to warm me the day. If ye could ha’ brought me a wee drappie
-to the corner of the three roads—its twa miles from here I’m
-thinking—”
-
-“It’s not the miles, McAlister,” said John Broom, “but you’re on outpost
-duty, and——”
-
-“And you’re misdoubting what may be done to ye for bringing liquor to a
-sentry on duty! Aye, aye, lad, ye do weel to be cautious,” said the
-Highlander, and he turned away.
-
-But it was not the fear of consequences to himself which had made John
-Broom hesitate, and he was stung by the implication.
-
-The night was dark and very cold, and the Highlander had been pacing up
-and down his post for about half an hour, when his quick ear caught a
-faint sound of footsteps.
-
-“Wha goes there?” said he.
-
-“It’s I, McAlister,” whispered John Broom.
-
-“Whisht, laddie,” said the sentry; “are ye there after all? Did no one
-see ye?”
-
-“Not a soul; I crept by the hedges. Here’s your whisky, McAlister; but,
-oh, be careful!” said the lad.
-
-The Scotchman’s eye glistened greedily at the bottle.
-
-“Never fear,” said he, “I’ll just rub a wee drappie on the pawms of my
-hands to keep away the frost-bite, for it’s awsome cold, man. Now away
-wi’ ye, and take tent, laddie, keep off the other sentries.”
-
-John Broom went back as carefully as he had come, and slipped in to warm
-himself by the guard-room fire.
-
-It was a good one, and the soldiers sat close round it. The officer was
-writing a letter in another room, and in a low, impressive voice, the
-sergeant was telling a story which was listened to with breathless
-attention. John Broom was fond of stories, and he listened also.
-
-It was of a friend of the sergeant’s, who had been a boy with him in the
-same village at home, who had seen active service with him abroad, and
-who had slept at his post on such a night as this, from the joint
-effects of cold and drink. It was war time, and he had been tried by
-court-martial, and shot for the offense. The sergeant had been one of
-the firing party to execute his friend, and they had taken leave of each
-other as brothers, before the final parting face to face in this last
-awful scene.
-
-The man’s voice was faltering, when the tale was cut short by the
-jingling of the field officer’s accoutrements as he rode by to visit the
-outposts. In an instant the officer and men turned out to receive him;
-and, after the usual formalities, he rode on. The officer went back to
-his letter, and the sergeant and his men to their fireside.
-
-The opening of the doors had let in a fresh volume of cold, and one of
-the men called to John Broom to mend the fire. But he was gone.
-
-John Broom was fleet of foot, and there are certain moments which lift
-men beyond their natural powers, but he had set himself a hard task.
-
-As he listened to the sergeant’s tale, an agonizing fear smote him for
-his friend McAlister. Was there any hope that the Highlander could keep
-himself from the whisky? Officers were making their rounds at very short
-intervals just now, and if drink and cold overcame him at his post!
-
-Close upon these thoughts came the jingling of the field officer’s
-sword, and the turn out of the guard. “Who goes
-there?”—“Rounds.”—“What rounds?”—“Grand rounds?”—“Halt, grand
-rounds, advance one, and give the countersign!” The familiar words
-struck coldly on John Broom’s heart, as if they had been orders to a
-firing party, and the bandage were already across the Highlander’s blue
-eyes. Would the grand rounds be challenged at the three roads to-night?
-He darted out into the snow.
-
-He flew, as the crow flies, across the fields, to where McAlister was on
-duty. It was a much shorter distance than by the road, which was
-winding; but whether this would balance the difference between a horse’s
-pace and his own was the question, and there being no time to question,
-he ran on.
-
-He kept his black head down, and ran from his shoulders. The clatter,
-clatter, jingle, jingle, on the hard road came to him through the still
-frost on a level with his left ear. It was terrible, but he held on,
-dodging under the hedges to be out of sight, and the sound lessened, and
-by-and-by, the road having wound about, he could hear it faintly, _but
-behind him_.
-
-And he reached the three roads, and McAlister was asleep in the ditch.
-
-But when, with jingle and clatter, the field officer of the day reached
-the spot, the giant Highlander stood like a watch-tower at his post,
-with a little snow on the black plumes that drooped upon his shoulders.
-
-
- HOSPITAL.—“HAME.”
-
-John Broom did not see the Highlander again for two or three days. It
-was Christmas week, and, in spite of the war panic, there was festivity
-enough in the barracks to keep the errand-boy very busy.
-
-Then came New Year’s Eve—“Hogmenay,” as the Scotch call it—and it was
-the Highland regiment’s particular festival. Worn-out with
-whisky-fetching and with helping to deck barrack-rooms and carrying pots
-and trestles, John Broom was having a nap in the evening, in company
-with a mongrel deerhound, when a man shook him, and said, “I heard some
-one asking for ye an hour or two back; McAlister wants ye.”
-
-“Where is he?” said John Broom, jumping to his feet.
-
-“In hospital; he’s been there a day or two. He got cold on out-post
-duty, and it’s flown to his lungs, they say. Ye see he’s been a hard
-drinker, has McAlister, and I expect he’s breaking up.”
-
-With which very just conclusion the speaker went on into the canteen,
-and John Broom ran to the hospital.
-
-Stripped of his picturesque trappings, and with no plumes to shadow the
-hollows in his temples, McAlister looked gaunt and feeble enough, as he
-lay in the little hospital bed, which barely held his long limbs. Such a
-wreck of giant powers of body, and noble qualities of mind as the
-drink-shops are preparing for the hospitals every day!
-
-Since the quickly-reached medical decision that he was in a rapid
-decline, and that nothing could be done for him, McAlister had been left
-a good deal alone. His intellect (and it was no fool’s intellect,) was
-quite clear, and if the long hours by himself, in which he reckoned with
-his own soul, had hastened the death-damps on his brow, they had also
-written there an expression which was new to John Broom. It was not the
-old sour look, it was a kind of noble gravity.
-
-His light, blue eyes brightened as the boy came in, and he held out his
-hand, and John Broom took it with both his, saying,
-
-“I never heard till this minute, McAlister. Eh, I do hope you’ll be
-better soon.”
-
-“The Lord being merciful to me,” said the Highlander. “But _this_
-world’s nearly past, laddie, and I was fain to see ye again. Dinna
-greet, man, for I’ve important business wi’ ye, and I should wish your
-attention. Firstly, I’m aboot to hand ower to ye the key of your box.
-Tak it, and put it in a pocket that’s no got a hole in it, if you’re
-worth one. Secondly, there’s a bit bag I made mysel, and it’s got a
-trifle o’ money in it that I’m giving and bequeathing to ye, under
-certain conditions, namely, that ye shall spend the contents of the box
-according to my last wishes and instructions, with the ultimate end of
-your ain benefit, ye’ll understand.”
-
-A fit of coughing here broke McAlister’s discourse; but after drinking
-from a cup beside him, he put aside John Broom’s remonstrances with a
-dignified movement of his hand, and continued,—
-
-“When a body comes of decent folk, he won’t just care, maybe, to have
-their names brought up in a barrack-room. Ye never heard me say aught of
-my father or my mither?”
-
-“Never, McAlister.”
-
-“I’d a good hame,” said the Highlander, with a decent pride in his tone.
-“It was a strict hame—I’ve no cause now to deceive mysel’, thinking it
-was a wee bit ower strict—but it was a good hame. I left it, man—I ran
-away.”
-
-The glittering blue eyes turned sharply on the lad, and he went on:—
-
-“A body doesna’ care to turn his byeganes oot for every fool to peck at.
-Did I ever speer about your past life, and whar ye came from?”
-
-“Never, McAlister.”
-
-“But that’s no to say that, if I knew manners, I dinna obsairve. And
-there’s been things now and again, John Broom, that’s gar’d me think
-that ye’ve had what I had, and done as I did. Did ye rin awa’, laddie?”
-
-John Broom nodded his black head, but tears choked his voice.
-
-“Man!” said the Highlander, “ane word’s as gude’s a thousand. Gang back!
-Gang hame! There’s the bit siller here that’s to tak ye, and the love
-yonder that’s waiting ye. Listen to a dying man, laddie, and gang hame!”
-
-“I doubt if they’d have me,” sobbed John Broom, “I gave ’em a deal of
-trouble, McAlister.”
-
-“And d’ye think, lad, that that thought has na’ cursed _me_, and keepit
-me from them that loved me? Aye, lad, and till this week I never
-overcame it.”
-
-“Weel may I want to save ye, bairn,” added the Highlander tenderly, “for
-it was the thocht of a’ ye riskit for the like of me at the three roads,
-that made me consider wi’ mysel’ that I’ve aiblins been turning my back
-a’ my wilfu’ life on love that’s bigger than a man’s deservings. It’s
-near done now, and it’ll never lie in my poor power so much as rightly
-to thank ye. It’s strange that a man should set store by a good name
-that he doesna’ deserve; but if ony blessings of mine could bring ye
-good, they’re yours, that saved an old soldier’s honor, and let him die
-respected in his regiment.”
-
-“Oh, McAlister, let me fetch one of the chaplains to write a letter to
-fetch your father,” cried John Broom.
-
-“The minister’s been here this morning,” said the Highlander, “and I’ve
-tell’t him mair than I’ve tell’t you. And he’s jest directed me to put
-my sinful trust in the Father of us a’. I’ve sinned heaviest against
-_Him_, laddie, but His love is stronger than the lave.”
-
-John Broom remained by his friend, whose painful fits of coughing, and
-of gasping for breath, were varied by intervals of seeming stupor. When
-a candle had been brought in and placed near the bed, the Highlander
-roused himself and asked,—
-
-“Is there a Bible on yon table? Could ye read a bit to me, laddie?”
-
-There is little need to dwell on the bitterness of heart with which John
-Broom confessed,—
-
-“I can’t read big words, McAlister.”
-
-“Did ye never go to school?” said the Scotchman.
-
-“I didn’t learn,” said the poor boy; “I played.”
-
-“Aye, aye. Weel, ye’ll learn, when ye gang hame,” said the Highlander,
-in gentle tones.
-
-“I’ll never get home,” said John Broom, passionately. “I’ll never
-forgive myself. I’ll never get over it, that I couldn’t read to ye when
-ye wanted me, McAlister.”
-
-“Gently, gently,” said the Scotchman. “Dinna daunt yoursel’ owermuch wi’
-the past, laddie. And for me—I’m not that presoomptious to think that I
-can square up a misspent life as a man might compound wi’s creditors.
-’Gin He forgi’es me, He’ll forgi’e; but it’s not a prayer up or a
-chapter down that’ll stan’ between me and the Almighty. So dinna fret
-yoursel’, but let me think while I may.”
-
-And so, far into the night, the Highlander lay silent, and John Broom
-watched by him.
-
-It was just midnight when he partly raised himself, and cried,—
-
-“Whist, laddie! do ye hear the pipes?”
-
-The dying ears must have been quick, for John Broom heard nothing; but
-in a few moments he heard the bagpipes from the officers’ mess, where
-they were keeping Hogmenay. They were playing the old year out with
-“Auld lang syne,” and the Highlander beat the tune out with his hand,
-and his eyes gleamed out of his rugged face in the dim light, as
-cairngorms glitter in dark tartan.
-
-There was a pause after the first verse, and he grew restless, and
-turning doubtfully to where John Broom sat, as if his sight were
-failing, he said, “Ye’ll mind your promise, ye’ll gang hame?” And after
-awhile he repeated the last word,
-
-“_Hame!_”
-
-But as he spoke there spread over his face a smile so tender and so full
-of happiness, that John Broom held his breath as he watched him. As the
-light of sunrise creeps over the face of some rugged rock, it crept from
-chin to brow, and the pale blue eyes shone tranquil, like water that
-reflects heaven.
-
-And when it had passed it left them still open, but gems that had lost
-their ray.
-
-
- LUCK GOES.—AND COMES AGAIN.
-
-The spirit does not always falter in its faith because the flesh is
-weary with hope deferred. When week after week, month after month, and
-year after year, went by and John Broom was not found, the
-disappointment seemed to “age” the little ladies, as Thomasina phrased
-it. But yet they said to the parson, “We do not regret it.”
-
-“God forbid that you should regret it,” said he.
-
-And even the lawyer (whose heart was kinder than his tongue) abstained
-from taunting them with his prophecies, and said, “The force of the
-habits of early education is a power as well as that of inherent
-tendencies. It is only for your sake that I regret a too romantic
-benevolence.” And Miss Betty and Miss Kitty tried to put the matter
-quite away. But John Broom was very closely bound up with the life of
-many years past. Thomasina mourned him as if he had been her son, and
-Thomasina being an old and valuable servant, it is needless to say that
-when she was miserable no one in the house was permitted to be quite at
-ease.
-
-As to Pretty Cocky, he lived, but Miss Kitty fancied that he grew less
-pretty and drooped upon his polished perch.
-
-There were times when the parson felt almost conscience-stricken because
-he had encouraged the adoption of John Broom. Disappointments fall
-heavily upon elderly people. They may submit better than the young, but
-they do not so easily revive. The little old ladies looked grayer and
-more nervous, and the little old house looked grayer and gloomier than
-of old.
-
-Indeed there were other causes of anxiety. Times were changing, prices
-were rising, and the farm did not thrive. The lawyer said that the
-farm-bailiff neglected his duties, and that the cowherd did nothing but
-drink; but Miss Betty trembled, and said they could not part with old
-servants.
-
-The farm-bailiff had his own trouble, but he kept it to himself. No one
-knew how severely he had beaten John Broom the day before he ran away,
-but he remembered it himself with painful clearness. Harsh men are apt
-to have consciences, and his was far from easy about the lad who had
-been entrusted to his care. He could not help thinking of it when the
-day’s work was over, and he had to keep filling up his evening
-whisky-glass again and again to drown disagreeable thoughts.
-
-The whisky answered this purpose, but it made him late in the morning;
-it complicated business on market days, not to the benefit of the farm,
-and it put him at a disadvantage in dealing with the drunken cowherd.
-
-The cowherd was completely upset by John Broom’s mysterious
-disappearance, and he comforted himself as the farm-bailiff did, but to
-a larger extent. And Thomasina winked at many irregularities in
-consideration of the groans of sympathy with which he responded to her
-tears as they sat around the hearth where John Broom no longer lay.
-
-At the time that he vanished from Lingborough the gossips of the country
-side said, “This comes of making pets of tramps’ brats, when honest
-folk’s sons may toil and moil without notice.” But when it was proved
-that the tramp-boy had stolen nothing, when all search for him was vain,
-and when prosperity faded from the place season by season and year by
-year, there were old folk who whispered that the gaudily-clothed child
-Miss Betty had found under the broom-bush had something more than common
-in him, and that whoever and whatever had offended the eerie creature,
-he had taken the luck of Lingborough with him when he went away.
-
-It was early summer. The broom was shining in the hedges with uncommon
-wealth of golden blossoms. “The lanes look for all the world as they did
-the year that poor child was found,” said Thomasina, wiping her eyes.
-Annie the lass sobbed hysterically, and the cowherd found himself so low
-in spirits that after gazing dismally at the cow-stalls, which had not
-been cleaned for days past, he betook himself to the ale-house to
-refresh his energies for this and other arrears of work.
-
-On returning to the farm, however, he found his hands still feeble, and
-he took a drop or two more to steady them, after which it occurred to
-him that certain new potatoes which he had had orders to dig were yet in
-the ground. The wood was not chopped for the next day’s use, and he
-wondered what had become of a fork he had had in the morning and had
-laid down somewhere.
-
-So he seated himself on some straw in the corner to think about it all,
-and whilst he was thinking he fell fast asleep.
-
-By his own account many remarkable things had befallen him in the course
-of his life, including that meeting with a Black Something to which
-allusion has been made, but nothing so strange as what happened to him
-that night.
-
-When he awoke in the morning and sat up on the straw, and looked around
-him, the stable was freshly cleaned, the litter in the stalls was shaken
-and turned, and near the door was an old barrel of newly-dug potatoes,
-and the fork stood by it. And when he ran to the wood-house there lay
-the wood neatly chopped and piled to take away.
-
-He kept his own counsel that day and took credit for the work, but when
-on the morrow the farm-bailiff was at a loss to know who had thinned the
-turnips that were left to do in the upper field, and Annie the lass
-found the kitchen-cloths she had left overnight to soak, rubbed through
-and rinsed, and laid to dry, the cowherd told his tale to Thomasina, and
-begged for a bowl of porridge and cream to set in the barn, as one might
-set a mouse-trap baited with cheese.
-
-“For,” said he, “the luck of Lingborough’s come back, missis. _It’s Lob
-Lie-by-the-fire!_”
-
-
- LOB LIE-BY-THE-FIRE.
-
-“It’s Lob Lie-by-the-fire!”
-
-So Thomasina whispered exultingly, and Annie the lass timidly. Thomasina
-cautioned the cowherd to hold his tongue, and she said nothing to the
-little ladies on the subject. She felt certain that they would tell the
-parson, and he might not approve. The farm-bailiff knew of a farm on the
-Scotch side of the Border where a brownie had been driven away by the
-minister preaching his last Sunday’s sermon over again at him, and as
-Thomasina said, “There’d been little enough luck at Lingborough lately,
-that they should wish to scare it away when it came.”
-
-And yet the news leaked out gently, and was soon known all through the
-neighborhood—as a secret.
-
-“The luck of Lingborough’s come back. Lob’s lying by the fire!”
-
-He could be heard at his work any night, and several people had seen
-him, though this vexed Thomasina, who knew well that the Good People do
-not like to be watched at their labors.
-
-The cowherd had not been able to resist peeping down through chinks in
-the floor of the loft above the barn, where he slept, and one night he
-had seen Lob fetching straw for the cowhouse. “A great, rough, black
-fellow,” said he, and he certainly grew bigger and rougher and blacker
-every time the cowherd told the tale.
-
-The Lubber-fiend appeared next to a boy who was loitering at a late hour
-somewhere near the little ladies’ kitchen-garden, and whom he pursued
-and pelted with mud till the lad nearly lost his wits with terror. (It
-was the same boy who was put in the lock-up in the autumn for stealing
-Farmer Mangel’s Siberian crabs.)
-
-For this trick, however, the rough elf atoned by leaving three pecks of
-newly-gathered fruit in the kitchen the following morning. Never had
-there been such a preserving season at Lingborough within the memory of
-Thomasina.
-
-The truth is, hobgoblins, from Puck to Will-o’-the-wisp, are apt to play
-practical jokes and knock people about whom they meet after sunset. A
-dozen tales of such were rife, and folk were more amused than amazed by
-Lob Lie-by-the-fire’s next prank.
-
-There was an aged pauper who lived on the charity of the little ladies,
-and whom it was Miss Betty’s practice to employ to do light weeding in
-the fields for heavy wages. This venerable person was toddling to his
-home in the gloaming with a barrow-load of Miss Betty’s new potatoes,
-dexterously hidden by an upper sprinkling of groundsel and hemlock, when
-the Lubber-fiend sprang out from behind an elder-bush, ran at the old
-man with his black head, and knocked him, heels uppermost into the
-ditch. The wheel-barrow was afterwards found in Miss Betty’s farmyard,
-quite empty.
-
-And when the cowherd (who had his own opinion of the aged pauper, and it
-was a very poor one) went that evening, to drink Lob Lie-by-the-fire’s
-health from a bottle he kept in the harness-room window, he was nearly
-choked with the contents, which had turned into salt and water, as fairy
-jewels turn to withered leaves.
-
-But luck had come to Lingborough. There had not been such crops for
-twice seven years past.
-
-The lay-away hen’s eggs were brought regularly to the kitchen.
-
-The ducklings were not eaten by rats.
-
-No fowls were stolen.
-
-The tub of pig-meal lasted three times as long as usual.
-
-The cart-wheels and gate-hinges were oiled by unseen fingers.
-
-The mushrooms in the croft gathered themselves and lay down on a dish in
-the larder.
-
-It is by small savings that a farm thrives, and Miss Betty’s farm
-throve.
-
-Everybody worked with more alacrity. Annie, the lass, said the butter
-came in a way that made it a pleasure to churn.
-
-The neighbors knew even more than those on the spot. They said—That
-since Lob came back to Lingborough the hens laid eggs as large as
-turkeys’ eggs, and the turkeys’ eggs were—oh, you wouldn’t believe the
-size!
-
-That the cows gave nothing but cream, and that Thomasina skimmed butter
-off it as less lucky folk skim cream from milk.
-
-That her cheeses were as rich as butter.
-
-That she sold all she made, for Lob took the fairy butter from the old
-trees in the avenue, and made it up into pats for Miss Betty’s table.
-
-That if you bought Lingborough turnips, you might feed your cows on them
-all the winter and the milk would be as sweet as new-mown hay.
-
-That horses foddered on Lingborough hay would have thrice the strength
-of others, and that sheep who cropped Lingborough pastures would grow
-three times as fat.
-
-That for as good a watch-dog as it was the sheep dog never barked at
-Lob, a plain proof that he was more than human.
-
-That for all its good luck it was not safe to loiter near the place
-after dark, if you wished to keep your senses. And if you took so much
-as a fallen apple belonging to Miss Betty, you might look out for palsy
-or St. Vitus’s dance, or to be carried off bodily to the underground
-folk.
-
-Finally, that it was well that all the cows gave double, for that Lob
-Lie-by-the-fire drank two gallons of the best cream every day, with
-curds, porridge, and other dainties to match. But what did that matter,
-when he had been overheard to swear that luck should not leave
-Lingborough till Miss Betty owned half the country side?
-
-
- MISS BETTY IS SURPRISED.
-
-Miss Betty and Miss Kitty having accepted a polite invitation from Mrs.
-General Dunmaw, went down to tea with that lady one fine evening in this
-eventful summer.
-
-Death had made a gap or two in the familiar circle during the last
-fourteen years, but otherwise it was quite the same except that the
-lawyer was married and not quite so sarcastic, and that Mrs. Brown Jasey
-had brought a young niece with her dressed in the latest fashion, which
-looked quite as odd as new fashions are wont to do, and with a
-_coiffure_ “enough to frighten the French away,” as her aunt told her.
-
-It was while this young lady was getting more noise out of Mrs. Dunmaw’s
-red silk and rosewood piano than had been shaken out of it during the
-last thirty years, that the lawyer brought his cup of coffee to Miss
-Betty’s side, and said, suavely, “I hear wonderful accounts of
-Lingborough, dear Miss Betty.”
-
-“I am thankful to say, sir, that the farm is doing well this year. I am
-very thankful, for the past few years have been unfavorable, and we had
-begun to face the fact that it might be necessary to sell the old place.
-And, I will not deny, sir, that it would have gone far to break my
-heart, to say nothing of my sister Kitty’s.”
-
-“Oh, we shouldn’t have let it come to that,” said the lawyer, “I could
-have raised a loan——”
-
-“Sir,” said Miss Betty, with dignity; “If we have our own pride, I hope
-it’s an honest one. Lingborough will have passed out of our family when
-it’s kept up on borrowed money.”
-
-“I _could_ live in lodgings,” added Miss Betty, firmly, “little as I’ve
-been accustomed to it, but _not in debt_.”
-
-“Well, well, my dear madam, we needn’t talk about it now. But I’m dying
-of curiosity as to the mainstay of all this good luck.”
-
-“The turnips—” began Miss Betty.
-
-“Bless my soul, Miss Betty!” cried the lawyer, “I’m not talking turnips.
-I’m talking of Lob Lie-by-the-fire, as all the country side is for that
-matter.”
-
-“The country people have plenty of tales of him,” said Miss Betty, with
-some pride in the family goblin. “He used to haunt the old barns, they
-say, in my great-grandfather’s time.”
-
-“And now you’ve got him back again,” said the lawyer.
-
-“Not that I know of,” said Miss Betty.
-
-On which the lawyer poured into her astonished ear all the latest news
-on the subject, and if it had lost nothing before reaching his house in
-the town, it rather gained in marvels as he repeated it to Miss Betty.
-
-No wonder that the little lady was anxious to get home to question
-Thomasina, and that somewhat before the usual hour she said.—
-
-“Sister Kitty, if it’s not too soon for the servant——”
-
-And the parson, threading his way to where Mrs. Dunmaw’s china crape
-shawl (dyed crimson) shone in the bow window, said, “The clergy should
-keep respectable hours; especially when they are as old as I am. Will
-you allow me to thank you for a very pleasant evening, and to say
-good-night?”
-
-
- THE PARSON AND THE LUBBER-FIEND.
-
-“Do you think there’d be any harm in leaving it alone, sister Betty?”
-asked Miss Kitty, tremulously.
-
-They had reached Lingborough, and the parson had come in with them, by
-Miss Betty’s request, and Thomasina had been duly examined:
-
-“Eh, Miss Betty, why should ye chase away good luck with the minister?”
-cried she.
-
-“Sister Kitty! Thomasina!” said Miss Betty. “I would not accept good
-luck from a doubtful quarter to save Lingborough. But if It can face
-this excellent clergyman, the Being who haunted my great-grandfather’s
-farm is still welcome to the old barns, and you, Thomasina, need not
-grudge It cream or curds.”
-
-“You’re quite right, sister Betty,” said Miss Kitty, “you always are;
-but oh dear, oh dear!”—
-
-“Thomasina tells me,” said Miss Betty, turning to the parson, “that on
-chilly evenings It sometimes comes and lies by the kitchen fire after
-they have gone to bed, and I can distinctly remember my grandmother
-mentioning the same thing. Thomasina has of late left the kitchen door
-on the latch for Its convenience, as they had to sit up late for us, she
-and Annie have taken their work into the still-room to leave the kitchen
-free for Lob Lie-by-the-fire. They have not looked into the kitchen this
-evening, as such beings do not like to be watched. But they fancy that
-they heard It come in. I trust, sir, that neither in myself nor my
-sister Kitty does timidity exceed a proper feminine sensibility, where
-duty is concerned. If you will be good enough to precede us, we will go
-to meet the old friend of my great-grandfather’s fortunes, and we leave
-it entirely to your valuable discretion to pursue what course you think
-proper on the occasion.”
-
-“Is this the door?” said the parson, cheerfully, after knocking his head
-against black beams and just saving his legs down shallow and unexpected
-steps on his way to the kitchen—beams so unfelt and steps so familiar
-to the women that it had never struck them that the long passage was not
-the most straightforward walk a man could take—“I think you said It
-generally lies on the hearth?”
-
-The happy thought struck Thomasina that the parson might be frightened
-out of his unlucky interference.
-
-“Aye, aye, sir,” said she from behind. “We’ve heard him rolling by the
-fire, and growling like thunder to himself. They say he’s an awful size,
-too, with the strength of four men, and a long tail, and eyes like coals
-of fire.”
-
-But Thomasina spoke in vain, for the parson opened the door, and as they
-pressed in, the moonlight streaming through the lattice window showed
-Lob lying by the fire.
-
-“There’s his tail! Ay——k!” screeched Annie the lass, and away she
-went, without drawing breath, to the top garret, where she locked and
-bolted herself in, and sat her bandbox flat, screaming for help.
-
-But it was the plumy tail of the sheep dog, who was lying there with the
-Lubber-fiend. And Lob was asleep, with his arms round the sheep dog’s
-neck, and the sheep dog’s head lay on his breast, and his own head
-touched the dog’s.
-
-And it was a smaller head than the parson had been led to expect, and it
-had thick black hair.
-
-As the parson bent over the hearth, Thomasina took Miss Kitty round the
-waist, and Miss Betty clutched her black velvet bag till the steel beads
-ran into her hands, and they were quite prepared for an explosion, and
-sulphur, and blue lights, and thunder.
-
-And then the parson’s deep round voice broke the silence, saying,—
-
-“Is that you, lad? God bless you, John Broom. You’re welcome home!”
-
-
- THE END.
-
-Some things—such as gossip—gain in the telling, but there are others
-before which words fail, though each heart knows its own power of
-sympathy. And such was the joy of the little ladies and of Thomasina at
-John Broom’s return.
-
-The sheep dog had his satisfaction out long ago, and had kept it to
-himself, but how Pretty Cocky crowed, and chuckled, and danced, and
-bowed his crest, and covered his face with his amber wings, and kicked
-his seed-pot over, and spilt his water-pot on to the Derbyshire marble
-chess-table, and screamed till the room rang again, and went on
-screaming, with Miss Kitty’s pocket-handkerchief over his head to keep
-him quiet, my poor pen can but imperfectly describe.
-
-The desire to atone for the past which had led John Broom to act the
-part of one of those Good-Fellows who have, we must fear, finally
-deserted us, will be easily understood. And to a nature of his type, the
-earning of some self-respect, and of a new character before others, was
-perhaps a necessary prelude to future well-doing.
-
-He did do well. He became “a good scholar,” as farmers were then. He
-spent as much of his passionate energies on the farm as the farm would
-absorb, and he restrained the rest. It is not cockatoos only who have
-sometimes to live and be happy in this unfinished life with one wing
-clipped.
-
-In fine weather, when the perch was put into the garden, Miss Betty was
-sometimes startled by stumbling on John Broom in the dusk, sitting on
-his heels, the unfastened chain in his hand, with his black head
-lovingly laid against Cocky’s white and yellow poll, talking in a low
-voice, and apparently with the sympathy of his companion; and, as Miss
-Betty justly feared, of that “other side of the world,” which they both
-knew, and which both at times had cravings to revisit.
-
-Even after the sobering influences of middle age had touched him, and a
-wife and children bound him with the quiet ties of home, he had (at long
-intervals) his “restless times,” when his good “missis” would bring out
-a little store laid by in one of the children’s socks, and would bid him
-“Be off, and get a breath of the sea-air,” but on condition that the
-sock went with him as his purse. John Broom always looked ashamed to go,
-but he came back the better, and his wife was quite easy in his absence
-with that confidence in her knowledge of “the master,” which is so
-mysterious to the unmarried, and which Miss Betty looked upon as “want
-of feeling” to the end. She always dreaded that he would not return, and
-a little ruse which she adopted of giving him money to make bargains for
-foreign articles of _vertu_ with the sailors, is responsible for many of
-the choicest ornaments in the Lingborough parlor.
-
-“The sock’ll bring him home,” said Mrs. Broom, and home he came, and
-never could say what he had been doing. Nor was the account given by
-Thomasina’s cousin, who was a tide-waiter down yonder, particularly
-satisfying to the women’s curiosity. He said that John Broom was always
-about; that he went aboard of all the craft in the bay, and asked whence
-they came and whither they were bound. That, being once taunted to it,
-he went up the rigging of a big vessel like a cat, and came down it
-looking like a fool. That, as a rule, he gossipped and shared his
-tobacco with sailors and fishermen, and brought out the sock much
-oftener than was prudent for the benefit of the ragged boys who haunt
-the quay.
-
-He had two other weaknesses, which a faithful biographer must chronicle.
-
-A regiment on the march would draw him from the ploughtail itself, and
-“With daddy to see the soldiers” was held to excuse any of Mrs. Broom’s
-children from household duties.
-
-The other shall be described in the graphic language of that acute
-observer the farm-bailiff.
-
-“If there cam’ an Irish beggar, wi’ a stripy cloot roond him and a
-bellows under’s arm, and ca’d himself a Hielander, the lad wad gi’e him
-his silly head off his shoulders.”
-
-As to the farm-bailiff, perhaps no one felt more or said less than he
-did on John Broom’s return. But the tones of his voice had tender
-associations for the boy’s ears as he took off his speckled hat, and
-after contemplating the inside for some moments, put it on again, and
-said,—
-
-“Aweel, lad, sae ye’ve cam hame?”
-
-But he listened with quivering face when John Broom told the story of
-McAlister, and when it was ended he rose and went out, and “took the
-pledge” against drink, and—kept it.
-
-Moved by similar enthusiasm, the cowherd took the pledge also, and if he
-didn’t keep it, he certainly drank less, chiefly owing to the vigilant
-oversight of the farm-bailiff, who now exercised his natural severity
-almost exclusively in the denunciation of all liquors whatsoever, from
-the cowherd’s whisky to Thomasina’s elder-flower wine.
-
-The plain cousin left his money to the little old ladies, and
-Lingborough continued to flourish.
-
-Partly perhaps because of this, it is doubtful if John Broom was ever
-looked upon by the rustics as quite “like other folk.”
-
-The favorite version of his history is that he was Lob under the guise
-of a child; that he was driven away by new clothes; that he returned
-from unwillingness to see an old family go to ruin “which he had served
-for hundreds of years;” that the parson preached his last Sunday’s
-sermon at him; and that having stood that test, he took his place among
-Christian people.
-
-Whether a name invented off-hand, however plain and sensible, does not
-stick to a man as his father’s does, is a question. But John Broom was
-not often called by his.
-
-With Scotch caution, the farm-bailiff seldom exceeded the safe title of
-“Man!” and the parson was apt to address him as “My dear boy” when he
-had certainly outgrown the designation.
-
-Miss Betty called him John Broom, but the people called him by the name
-that he had earned.
-
-And long after his black hair lay white and thick on his head, like snow
-on the old barn roof, and when his dark eyes were dim in an honored old
-age, the village children would point him out to each other, crying,
-“There goes Lob Lie-by-the-fire, the Luck of Lingborough!”
-
-
-
-
- TIMOTHY’S SHOES.
-
-
- THE FAIRY GODMOTHER.
-
-Timothy’s mother was very conscientious. When she was quite a young
-woman, just after the birth of her first baby, and long before Timothy
-saw the light, she was very much troubled about the responsibilities of
-having a family.
-
-“Suppose,” she murmured, “they catch measles, whooping cough,
-chicken-pox, scarlatina, croup, or inflammation of the lungs, when I
-might have prevented it; and either die, or have weak eyes, weak lungs
-or a chronic sore throat to the end of their days. Suppose they have
-bandy legs from walking too soon, or crooked spines from being carried
-too long. Suppose, too, that they grow up bad—that they go wrong, do
-what one will to keep them right. Suppose I cannot afford to educate
-them properly, or that they won’t learn if I can afford to have them
-taught. Suppose that they die young, when I might have kept them alive;
-or live only to make me think they had better have died young. Oh dear,
-it’s a terrible responsibility having a family!”
-
-“It’s too late to talk about that now, my dear,” said her godmother (a
-fairy godmother, too!); “the baby is a very fine boy, and if you will
-let me know when the christening-day is fixed, I will come and give him
-a present. I can’t be godmother, though; I’m too old, and you’ve talked
-about responsibilities till I’m quite alarmed.” With which the old lady
-kissed her goddaughter, and nearly put out the baby’s eye with the point
-of her peaked hat, after which she mounted her broomstick and rode away.
-
-“A very fine boy,” continued the young mother. “Ah! that’s just where it
-is; if it had only been a girl I shouldn’t have felt so much afraid.
-Girls are easily managed. They have got consciences, and they mend their
-own clothes. You can make them work, and they can amuse themselves when
-they’re not working. Now with boys it is quite different. And yet I
-shouldn’t wonder if I have a large family of boys, just because I feel
-it to be such a responsibility.”
-
-She was quite right. Years went by; one baby after another was added to
-the family, and they were all boys. “Twenty feet that want socks,”
-sighed the good woman, “and not a hand that can knit or darn!”
-
-But we must go back to the first christening. The godmother arrived,
-dressed in plum-colored satin, with a small brown-paper parcel in her
-hand.
-
-“Fortunatus’s purse!” whispered one of the guests, nudging his neighbor
-with his elbow. “The dear child will always be welcome in my poor
-establishment,” he added aloud to the mother.
-
-“A mere trifle, my love,” said the fairy godmother, laying the
-brown-paper parcel beside her on the table and nodding kindly to her
-goddaughter.
-
-“That means a mug,” said one of the godfathers, decidedly. “Rather
-shabby! I’ve gone as far as a knife, fork, and spoon myself.”
-
-“Doubtless ’tis of the more precious metal,” said Dr. Dixon Airey, the
-schoolmaster (and this was his way of saying that it was a gold mug),
-“and not improbably studded with the glittering diamond. Let us not be
-precipitate in our conclusions.”
-
-At this moment the fairy spoke again. “My dear goddaughter,” she began,
-laying her hand upon the parcel, “I have too often had reason to observe
-that the gift of beauty is far from invariably proving a benefit to its
-possessor.” (“I told you it was a purse,” muttered the guest.) “Riches,”
-continued the fairy, “are hardly a less doubtful boon; and the youth who
-is born to almost unlimited wealth is not always slow to become a
-bankrupt. Indeed, I fear that the experience of many centuries has
-almost convinced us poor fairies that extraordinary gifts are not
-necessarily blessings. This trifle,” she continued, beginning to untie
-the string of the parcel, “is a very common gift to come from my hands,
-but I trust it will prove useful.”
-
-“There!” cried the godfather, “didn’t I say it was a mug? Common? Why
-there’s nothing so universal except, indeed, the knife, fork, and
-spoon.”
-
-But before he had finished his sentence the parcel was opened, and the
-fairy presented the young mother with—_a small pair of strong leather
-shoes, copper tipped and heeled_. “They’ll never wear out, my dear,” she
-said; “rely upon it, you’ll find them a ‘mother’s blessing,’ and however
-large a family you may have, your children will step into one another’s
-shoes just at the age when little feet are the most destructive.” With
-which the old lady carefully wound the string on her finger into a neat
-twist, and folding the bit of brown paper put both in her pocket, for
-she was a very economical dame.
-
-I will not attempt to describe the scandalized buzz in which the
-visitors expressed their astonishment at the meanness of the fairy’s
-gift. As for the young mother, she was a sensible, sweet-tempered woman,
-and very fond of her old godmother, so she set it down to a freak of
-eccentricity; and, dismissing a few ambitious day-dreams from her mind,
-she took the shoes, and thanked the old lady pleasantly enough.
-
-When the company had departed, the godmother still lingered, and kissed
-her goddaughter affectionately. “If your children inherit your good
-sense and good temper, my love, they will need nothing an old woman like
-me can give them,” said she; “but, all the same, my little gift is not
-_quite_ so shabby as it looks. These shoes have another quality besides
-that of not wearing out. The little feet that are in them cannot very
-easily go wrong. If, when your boy is old enough, you send him to school
-in these shoes, should he be disposed to play truant, they will pinch
-and discomfit him so that it is probable he will let his shoes take him
-the right way; they will in like manner bring him home at the proper
-time. And——”
-
-“Mrs. Godmother’s broomstick at the door!” shouted the farming man who
-was acting as footman on this occasion.
-
-“Well, my dear,” said the old lady, “you will find out their virtues all
-in good time, and they will do for the whole family in turn; for I
-really can come to no more christenings. I am getting old—besides, our
-day is over. Farewell, my love.” And mounting her broomstick, the fairy
-finally departed.
-
-
- KINGCUPS.
-
-As years went by, and her family increased, the mother learned the full
-value of the little shoes. Her nine boys wore them in turn, but they
-never wore them out. So long as the fairy shoes were on their feet they
-were pretty sure to go where they were sent and to come back when they
-were wanted, which, as all parents know, is no light matter. Moreover,
-during the time that each boy wore them, he got into such good habits
-that he was thenceforward comparatively tractable. At last they
-descended to the ninth and youngest boy, and became—Timothy’s shoes.
-
-Now the eighth boy had very small feet, so he had worn the shoes rather
-longer, and Timothy got them somewhat later than usual. Then, despite
-her conscientiousness, Timothy’s mother was not above the weakness of
-spoiling the youngest of the family; and so, for one reason or another,
-Master Timothy was wilful, and his little feet pretty well used to
-taking their own way before he stepped into the fairy shoes. But he
-played truant from the dame’s school and was late for dinner so often,
-that at length his mother resolved to bear it no longer; and one morning
-the leather shoes were brightly blacked and the copper tips polished,
-and Master Tim was duly shod, and dismissed to school with many a wise
-warning from his fond parent.
-
-“Now, Tim, dear, I know you will be a good boy,” said his mother, a
-strong conviction that he would be no such thing pricking her
-conscience. “And mind you don’t loiter or play truant, for if you do,
-these shoes will pinch you horribly, and you’ll be sure to be found
-out.”
-
-Tim’s mother held him by his right arm, and Tim’s left arm and both his
-legs were already as far away as he could stretch them, and Tim’s face
-looked just as incredulous as yours would look if you were told that
-there was a bogy in the store-closet who would avenge any attack upon
-the jam-pots with untold terrors. At last the good woman let go her
-hold, and Tim went off like an arrow from a bow, and he gave not one
-more thought to what his mother had said.
-
-The past winter had been very cold, the spring had been fitful and
-stormy, and May had suddenly burst upon the country with one broad
-bright smile of sunshine and flowers. If Tim had loitered on the school
-path when the frost nipped his nose and numbed his toes, or when the
-trees were bare and the ground muddy, and the March winds crept up his
-jacket-sleeves, one can imagine the temptations to delay when every nook
-had a flower and every bush a bird. It is very wrong to play truant, but
-still it was very tempting. Twirr-r-r-r-r—up into the blue sky went the
-larks; hedge-birds chirped and twittered in and out of the bushes, the
-pale milkmaids opened their petals, and down in the dark marsh below the
-kingcups shone like gold.
-
-Once or twice Tim loitered to pick milkmaids and white starflowers and
-speedwell; but the shoes pinched him, and he ran on all the more
-willingly that a newly fledged butterfly went before him. But when the
-path ran on above the marsh, and he looked down and saw the kingcups, he
-dismissed all thoughts of school. True, the bank was long and steep, but
-that only added to the fun. Kingcups he must have. The other flowers he
-flung away. Milkmaids are wan-looking at the best; starflowers and
-speedwell are ragged; but those shining things that he had not seen for
-twelve long months, with cups of gold and leaves like water-lilies—Tim
-flung his satchel on to the grass, and began to scramble down the bank.
-But though he turned his feet towards the kingcups, the shoes seemed
-resolved to go to school; and as he persisted in going towards the
-marsh, he suffered such twitches and twinges that he thought his feet
-must have been wrenched off. But Tim was a very resolute little fellow,
-and though his ankles bid fair to be dislocated at every step, he
-dragged himself, shoes and all, down to the marsh. And now, provokingly
-enough, he could not find a kingcup within reach; in very perversity, as
-it seemed, not one would grow on the safe edge, but, like so many
-Will-o’-the-wisps, they shone out of the depths of the treacherous bog.
-And as Tim wandered round the marsh, jerk, wrench—oh, dear! every step
-was like a galvanic shock. At last, desperate with pain and
-disappointment, he fairly jumped into a brilliant clump that looked
-tolerable near, and was at once ankle-deep in water. Then, to his
-delight, the wet mud sucked the shoes off his feet, and he waded about
-among the rushes, reeds, and kingcups, sublimely happy.
-
-And he was none the worse, though he ought to have been. He moved about
-very cautiously, feeling his way with a stick from tussock to tussock of
-reedy grass, and wondering how his eight brothers had been so
-feeble-minded as never to think of throwing the obnoxious shoes into a
-bog and so getting rid of them once for all. True, in fairy stories, the
-youngest brother always does accomplish what his elders had failed to
-do: but fairy tales are not always true. At last Tim began to feel
-tired; he hurt his foot with a sharp stump. A fat yellow frog jumped up
-in his face and so startled him that he nearly fell backwards into the
-water. He was frightened, and had culled more kingcups than he could
-carry. So he scrambled out, and climbed the bank, and cleaned himself up
-as well as he could with a small cotton pocket handkerchief, and thought
-he would go on to school.
-
-Now, with all his faults, Tim was no coward and no liar, so with a
-quaking heart and a stubborn face he made up his mind to tell the dame
-that he had played truant; but even when one has resolved to confess,
-the words lag behind, and Tim was still composing a speech in his mind,
-and had still got no farther than, “Please, ma’am,” when he found
-himself in the school and under the dame’s very eye.
-
-But Tim heeded not her frown, nor the subdued titters of the children;
-his eyes were fixed on the schoolroom floor, where—in Tim’s proper
-place in the class—stood the little leather shoes, very muddy, and with
-a kingcup in each.
-
-“You’ve been in the marsh, Timothy,” said the dame. “_Put on your
-shoes._”
-
-It will be believed that when his punishment and his lessons were over,
-Tim allowed his shoes to take him quietly home.
-
-
- THE SHOES AT SCHOOL.
-
-When Timothy’s mother heard how he had been in the marsh, she decided to
-send him at once to a real boys’ school, as he was quite beyond dame’s
-management. So he went to live with Dr. Dixon Airey, who kept a school
-on the moors, assisted by one Usher, a gentleman who had very long legs
-and used very long words, and who wore common spectacles of very high
-power on work days, and green ones on Sundays and holidays.
-
-And Timothy’s shoes went with him.
-
-On the whole he liked being at school. He liked the boys, he did not
-hate Dr. Airey much, and he would have felt kindly towards the Usher but
-for certain exasperating circumstances. The Usher was accustomed to
-illustrate his lessons by examples from familiar objects, and as he
-naturally had not much imagination left after years of grinding at the
-rudiments of everything with a succession of lazy little boys, he took
-the first familiar objects that came to hand, and his examples were apt
-to be tame. Now though Timothy’s shoes were well-known in his native
-village, they created quite a sensation in Dr. Dixon Airey’s
-establishment, and the Usher brought them into his familiar examples
-till Timothy was nearly frantic. Thus: “If Timothy’s shoes cost 8_s._
-7_d._ without the copper tips, &c.” or, illustrating the genitive case,
-“Timothy’s shoes, or the shoes of Timothy,” or again: “The shoes. Of the
-shoes. To or for the shoes. The shoes. O shoes! By, with, or from the
-shoes.”
-
-“I’ll run away by, with, or from the shoes shortly,” groaned Timothy,
-“see if I don’t. I can’t stand it any longer.”
-
-“I wouldn’t mind it, if I were you,” returned Bramble minor. “They all
-do it. Look at the fellow who wrote the Latin Grammar! He looks around
-the schoolroom, and the first thing that catches his eyes goes down for
-the first declension, _forma_, a form. They’re all alike.”
-
-But when the fruit season came round, and boys now and then smuggled
-cherries into school, which were forfeited by the Usher, he sometimes
-used these for illustrations instead of the shoes, thus (in the
-arithmetic class): “Two hundred and fifty-four cherries added to one
-thousand six hundred and seventy-five will make——?”
-
-“A _very_ big pie!” cried Tim on one of these occasions. He had been
-sitting half asleep in the sunshine, his mind running on the coming
-enjoyments of the fruit season, cooked and uncooked; the Usher had
-appealed to him unexpectedly, and the answer was out of his lips before
-he could recollect himself. Of course he was sent to the bottom of the
-class; and the worst of going down in class for Timothy was that his
-shoes were never content to rest there. They pinched his poor feet till
-he shuffled them off in despair, and then they pattered back to his
-proper place where they stayed till, for very shame, Tim was obliged to
-work back to them: and if he kept down in his class for two or three
-days, for so long he had to sit in his socks, for the shoes always took
-the place that Tim ought to have filled.
-
-But, after all, it was pleasant enough at that school upon the moors,
-from the time when the cat heather came out upon the hills to the last
-of the blackberries; and even in winter, when the northern snow lay
-deep, and the big dam was “safe” for skaters, and there was a slide from
-the Doctor’s gate to the village post-office—one steep descent of a
-quarter of a mile on the causeway, and as smooth as the glass mountain
-climbed by the princes in the fairy tale. Then Saturday was a
-half-holiday, and the boys were allowed to ramble off on long country
-walks, and if they had been particularly good they were allowed to take
-out Nardy.
-
-This was the Doctor’s big dog, a noble fellow of St. Bernard breed. The
-Doctor called him Bernardus, but the boys called him Nardy.
-
-Sometimes, too, the Usher would take one or two boys for a treat to the
-neighboring town, and when the Usher went out holidaying, he always wore
-the green spectacles, through which he never saw anything amiss, and
-indeed (it was whispered) saw very little at all.
-
-Altogether Timothy would have been happy but for the shoes. They did him
-good service in many ways, it is true. When Timothy first came the
-little boys groaned under the tyranny of a certain big bully of whom all
-were afraid. One day when he was maltreating Bramble minor in a shameful
-and most unjust fashion, Timothy rushed at him and with the copper tips
-of his unerring shoes he kicked him so severely that the big bully did
-not get over it for a week, and no one feared him any more. Then in
-races, and all games of swift and skilful chase, Timothy’s shoes won him
-high renown. But they made him uncomfortable whenever he went wrong, and
-left him no peace till he went right, and he grumbled loudly against
-them.
-
-“There is a right way and a wrong way in all sublunary affairs,” said
-the Usher. “Hereafter, young gentleman, you will appreciate your
-singular felicity in being incapable of taking the wrong course without
-feeling uncomfortable.”
-
-“What’s the use of his talking like that?” said Timothy, kicking the
-bench before him with his “copper tips.” “I don’t want to go the wrong
-way, I only want to go my own way, that’s all.” And night and day he
-beat his brains for a good plan to rid himself of the fairy shoes.
-
-
- THE SHOES AT CHURCH.
-
-On Sunday, Dr. Dixon Airey’s school went to the old church in the
-valley. It was a venerable building with a stone floor, and when Dr.
-Dixon Airey’s young gentlemen came in they made such a clattering with
-their feet that everybody looked round. So the Usher very properly made
-a point of being punctual that they might not disturb the congregation.
-
-The Usher always went to church with the boys, and he always wore his
-green spectacles. It has been hinted that on Sundays and holidays he was
-slow to see anything amiss. Indeed if he were directly told of
-misconduct he would only shake his head and say:
-
-“_Humanum est errare_, my dear boy, as Dr. Kerchever Arnold truly
-remarks in one of the exercises.”
-
-And the boys liked him all the better, and did not on the whole behave
-any the worse for this occasional lenity.
-
-Four times in the year, on certain Sunday afternoons, the young people
-of the neighborhood were publicly catechised in the old church after the
-second lesson at Evening Prayer, and Dr. Dixon Airey’s young gentlemen
-with the rest. They all filed down on the nave in a certain order, and
-every boy knew beforehand which question and answer would fall to his
-share. Now Timothy’s mother had taught him the Catechism very
-thoroughly, and so on a certain Sunday he found that the lengthy answer
-to the question, “What is thy duty towards thy neighbor?” had been given
-to him. He knew it quite well; but a stupid, half-shy, and wholly
-aggravating fit came upon him, and he resolved that he would not stand
-up with the others to say his Catechism in church. So when they were
-about half-way there, Timothy slipped off unnoticed, and the Usher—all
-confidence and green spectacles—took the rest of the party on without
-him.
-
-Oh, how the shoes pinched Tim’s feet as he ran away over the heather,
-and how Tim vowed in his heart never to rest till he got rid of them! At
-last the wrenching became so intolerable that Tim tore them off his
-feet, and kicked them for very spite. Fortunately for Tim’s shins the
-shoes did not kick back again, but they were just setting off after the
-Usher, when Tim snatched them up and put them in his pocket. At last he
-found among the gray rocks that peeped out of the heather and bracken,
-one that he could just move, and when he had pushed it back, he popped
-the shoes under it, and then rolled the heavy boulder back on them to
-keep them fast. After which he ate bilberries till his teeth were blue,
-and tried to forget the shoes and to enjoy himself. But he could hot do
-either.
-
-As to the Usher, when he found that Timothy was missing, he was very
-much vexed; and when the Psalms were ended and still he had not come,
-the Usher took off his green spectacles and put them into his pocket.
-And Bramble minor, who came next to Timothy, kept his Prayer-Book open
-at the Church Catechism and read his Duty to his Neighbor instead of
-attending to the service. At last the time came, and all the boys filed
-down the nave. First the Parish schools and then Doctor Dixon Airey’s
-young gentlemen; and just as they took their places between Bramble
-minor and the next boy—in the spot where Timothy should have
-been—stood Timothy’s shoes.
-
-After service the shoes walked home with the boys, and followed the
-Usher into Dr. Dixon Airey’s study.
-
-“I regret, sir,” said the Usher, “I deeply regret to have to report to
-you that Timothy was absent from Divine worship this evening.”
-
-“And who did his Duty to his Neighbor?” asked the Doctor, anxiously.
-
-“Bramble minor, sir.”
-
-“And how did he do it?” asked the Doctor.
-
-“Perfectly, sir.”
-
-“Mrs. Airey and I,” said the Doctor, “shall have much pleasure in seeing
-Bramble minor at tea this evening. I believe there are greengage
-turnovers. We hope also for the honor of _your_ company, sir,” added the
-Doctor. “And when Timothy retraces his erring steps, _tell him to come
-and fetch his shoes_.”
-
-
- THE POOR PERSON.
-
-I regret to say that the events just related only confirmed Timothy in
-his desire to get rid of his shoes. He took Bramble minor into his
-confidence, and they discussed the matter seriously after they went to
-bed.
-
-What a gift it is to be able to dispose in one trenchant sentence of a
-question that has given infinite trouble to those principally concerned!
-Most journalists have this talent, and Bramble minor must have had some
-of it, for when Timothy had been stating his grievance in doleful and
-hopeless tones, his friend said:
-
-“What’s the use of putting them under stones and leaving them in bogs?
-Give your shoes to some one who wants ’em, my boy, and they’ll be kept
-fast enough, you may be sure!”
-
-“But where am I to find any one who wants them?” asked Timothy.
-
-“Why, bless your life!” said Bramble minor, “go to the first poor
-person’s cottage you come to, and offer them to the first person you
-see. Strong shoes with copper tips and heels will not be refused in a
-hurry, and will be taken very good care of, you’ll find.”
-
-With which Bramble minor rolled over in his little bed and went to
-sleep, and Timothy turned over in his, and thought what a thing it was
-to have a practical genius—like Bramble minor! And the first
-half-holiday he borrowed a pair of shoes, and put his own in his pocket,
-and set forth for the nearest poor person’s cottage.
-
-He did not go towards the village (it was too public he thought); he
-went over the moors, and when he had walked about half a mile, down by a
-sandy lane just below him, he saw a poor person’s cottage. The cottage
-was so tumble-down and so old and inconvenient, there could be no doubt
-but that it belonged to a poor person, and to a very poor person indeed!
-
-When Timothy first rapped at the door he could hear no answer, but after
-knocking two or three times he accepted a faint sound from within as a
-welcome, and walked into the cottage. Though more comfortable within
-than without, it was unmistakably the abode of a “poor person,” and the
-poor person himself was sitting crouched over a small fire, coughing
-after a manner that shook the frail walls of the cottage and his own
-frailer body. He was an old man and rather deaf.
-
-“Good afternoon,” said Timothy, for he did not know what else to say.
-
-“Good day to ye,” coughed the old man.
-
-“And how are you this afternoon?” asked Tim.
-
-“No but badly, thank ye,” said the old man; “but I’m a long age, and
-it’s what I mun expect.”
-
-“You don’t feel as if a small pair of strong leather shoes would be of
-any use to you?” asked Tim in his ear.
-
-“Eh? Shoes? It’s not many shoes I’m bound to wear out now. These’ll last
-my time, I expect. I’m a long age, sir. But thank ye kindly all the
-same.”
-
-Tim was silent, partly because the object of his visit had failed,
-partly with awe of the old man, whose time was measured by the tattered
-slippers on his feet.
-
-“You be one of Dr. Airey’s young gentlemen, I reckon,” said the old man
-at last. Tim nodded.
-
-“And how’s the old gentleman? He wears well, do the Doctor. And I expect
-he’s a long age, too?”
-
-“He’s about sixty, I believe,” said Timothy.
-
-“I thowt he’d been better nor seventy,” said the old man, in almost an
-injured tone, for he did not take much interest in any one younger than
-threescore years and ten.
-
-“Have you any children?” asked Tim, still thinking of the shoes.
-
-“Four buried and four living,” said the old man.
-
-“Perhaps _they_ might like a pair——” began Timothy; but the old man
-had gone on without heeding him.
-
-“And all four on ’em married and settled, and me alone; for my old woman
-went Home twenty years back, come next fift’ o’ March.”
-
-“I daresay you have grandchildren, then?” said Tim.
-
-“Ay, ay. Tom’s wife’s brought him eleven, _so_ fur; and six on ’em
-boys.”
-
-“They’re not very rich, I daresay,” said Tim.
-
-“Rich!” cried the old man; “Why, bless ye, last year Tom were out o’
-work six month, and they were a’most clemmed.”
-
-“I’m so sorry,” said Tim; “and will you please give them these shoes?
-They’re sure to fit one of the boys, and they are very very strong
-leather, and copper-tipped and heeled, and——.”
-
-But as Tim enumerated the merits of his shoes the old man tried to
-speak, and could not for a fit of coughing, and as he choked and
-struggled he put back the shoes with his hand. At last he found voice to
-gasp,—“Lor’, bless you, Tom’s in Osstraylee.”
-
-“Whatever did he go there for?” cried Tim, impatiently, for he saw no
-prospect of getting rid of his tormentors.
-
-“He’d nowt to do at home, and he’s doing well out yonder. He says he’ll
-send me some money soon, but I doubt it won’t be in time for my burying.
-I’m a long age,” muttered the old man.
-
-Tim put the shoes in his pocket again, and pulled out a few coppers, the
-remains of his pocket-money. These the old man gratefully accepted, and
-Tim departed. And as he was late, he took off the borrowed shoes and put
-on his own once more, for they carried him quicker over the ground.
-
-And so they were still Timothy’s shoes.
-
-
- THE DIRTY BOY.
-
-One day the Usher invited Timothy to walk to the town with him. It was a
-holiday. The Usher wore his green spectacles; Tim had a few shillings of
-pocket-money, and plums were in season. Altogether the fun promised to
-be good.
-
-Timothy and the Usher had so much moor breeze and heather scents every
-day, that they quite enjoyed the heavier air of the valley and the smell
-and smoke of town life. Just as they entered the first street a dirty
-little boy, in rags and with bare feet, ran beside them, and as he ran
-he talked. And it was all about his own trouble and poverty, and hunger
-and bare feet, and he spoke very fast, with a kind of whine.
-
-“I feel quite ashamed, Timothy,” said the Usher (who worked hard for
-twelve hours a day, and supported a blind mother and two sisters),—“I
-feel quite ashamed to be out holidaying when a fellow-creature is
-barefooted and in want.” And as he spoke the Usher gave a sixpence to
-the dirty little boy (who never worked at all, and was supported by kind
-people out walking). And when the dirty little boy had got the sixpence,
-he bit it with his teeth and rang it on the stones, and then danced
-catherine-wheels on the pavement till somebody else came by. But the
-Usher did not see this through his green spectacles.
-
-And Timothy thought, “My shoes would fit that barefooted boy.”
-
-After they had enjoyed themselves very much for some time, the Usher had
-to pay a business visit in the town, and he left Timothy to amuse
-himself alone for a while. And Timothy walked about, and at last he
-stopped in front of a bootmaker’s shop, and in the window he saw a
-charming little pair of boots just his own size. And when he turned away
-from the window, he saw something coming very fast along the pavement
-like the three legs on an Isle of Man halfpenny, and when it stood still
-it was the barefooted boy.
-
-Then Timothy went into the shop, and bought the boots, and this took all
-his money to the last farthing.
-
-And when he came out of the shop the dirty little boy was still there.
-
-“Come here, my poor boy,” said Tim, speaking like a young gentleman out
-of ‘Sanford and Merton.’ “You look very poor, and your feet must be very
-cold.”
-
-The dirty boy whined afresh, and said his feet were so bad he could
-hardly walk. They were frost-bitten, sun-blistered, sore, and rheumatic;
-and he expected shortly to become a cripple like his parents and five
-brothers, all from going barefoot. And Timothy stooped down and took off
-the little old leather shoes.
-
-“I will give you these shoes, boy,” said he, “on one condition. You must
-promise not to lose them, nor to give them away.”
-
-“Catch me!” cried the dirty boy, as he took the shoes. And his voice
-seemed quite changed, and he put one of his dirty fingers by the side of
-his nose.
-
-“I could easily catch you if I wished,” said Tim. (For slang was not
-allowed in Dr. Dixon Airey’s establishment, and he did not understand
-the remark.)
-
-“Well, you _are_ green!” said the dirty boy, putting on the shoes.
-
-“It’s no business of yours what color I am,” said Tim, angrily. “You’re
-black, and that’s your own fault for not washing yourself. And if you’re
-saucy or ungrateful, I’ll kick you—at least, I’ll try,” he added, for
-he remembered that he no longer wore the fairy shoes, and could not be
-sure of kicking or catching anybody now.
-
-“Walker!” cried the dirty boy. But he did not walk, he ran, down the
-street as fast as he could go, and Timothy was parted from his shoes.
-
-He gave a sigh, just one sigh, and then he put on the new boots, and
-went to meet the Usher.
-
-The Usher was at the door of a pastrycook’s shop, and he took Tim in,
-and they had veal-pies and ginger-wine; and the Usher paid the bill. And
-all this time he beamed affably through his green spectacles, and never
-looked at Timothy’s feet.
-
-Then they went out into the street, where there was an interesting smell
-of smoke, and humanity, and meat, and groceries, and drapery, and drugs,
-quite different to the moor air, and the rattling and bustling were most
-stimulating. And Tim and the Usher looked in at all the shop-windows
-gratis, and choose the things they would have bought if they had had the
-money. At last the Usher went into a shop and bought for Tim a kite
-which he had admired; and Tim would have given everything he possessed
-to have been able to buy some small keep-sake for the Usher, but he
-could not, for he had spent all his pocket-money on the new boots.
-
-When they reached the bottom of the street, the Usher said, “Suppose we
-go up the other side and look at the shops there.” And when they were
-half way up the other side, they found a small crowd round the window of
-a print-seller, for a new picture was being exhibited in the window. And
-outside the crowd was the dirty boy, but Tim and the Usher did not see
-him. And they squeezed in through the crowd and saw the picture. It was
-a historical subject with a lot of figures, and they were all dressed so
-like people on the stage of a theatre that Tim thought it was a scene
-out of Shakespeare. But the Usher explained that it was the signing of
-the Magna Charta, or the Foundation Stone of our National Liberties, and
-he gave quite a nice little lecture about it, and the crowd said, “Hear,
-hear!” But as everybody wanted to look at King John at the same moment
-when the Usher called him “treacherous brother and base tyrant,” there
-was a good deal of pushing, and Tim and he had to stand arm-in-arm to
-keep together at all. And thus it was that when the dirty boy from
-behind put his hand in the Usher’s waistcoat pocket, and took out the
-silver watch that had belonged to his late father, the Usher thought it
-was Tim’s arm that seemed to press his side, and Tim thought it was the
-Usher’s arm that _he_ felt. But just as the dirty boy had secured the
-watch the shoes gave him such a terrible twinge, that he started in
-spite of himself. And in his start he jerked the Usher’s waistcoat, and
-in one moment the Usher forgot what he was saying about our national
-liberties, and recalled (as with a lightning flash) the connection
-between crowds and our national pickpockets. And when he clapped his
-hand to his waistcoat—his watch was gone!
-
-“My watch has been stolen!” cried the Usher, and, as he turned round,
-the dirty boy fled, and Tim, the Usher, and the crowd ran after him
-crying, “Stop thief!” and every one they met turned round and ran with
-them, and at the top of the street they caught a policeman, and were
-nearly as glad as if they had caught the thief.
-
-Now if the dirty boy had still been barefoot no one could ever have
-stopped _him_. But the wrenching and jerking of the shoes made running
-most difficult, and just as he was turning a corner they gave one
-violent twist that turned him right round, and he ran straight into the
-policeman’s arms.
-
-Then the policeman whipped out the watch as neatly as if he had been a
-pickpocket himself, and gave it back to the Usher. And the dirty boy
-yelled, and bit the policeman’s hand, and butted him in the chest with
-his head, and kicked his shins; but the policeman never lost his temper,
-and only held the dirty boy fast by the collar of his jacket, and shook
-him slightly. When the policeman shook him, the dirty boy shook himself
-violently, and went on shaking in the most ludicrous way, pretending
-that it was the policeman’s doing, and he did it so cleverly that Tim
-could not help laughing. And then the dirty boy danced, and shook
-himself faster and faster, as a conjuror shakes his chains of iron
-rings. And as he shook, he shook the shoes off his feet, and drew his
-arms in, and ducked his head, and, as the policeman was telling the
-Usher about a pickpocket he had caught the day before yesterday, the
-dirty boy gave one wriggle, dived, and leaving his jacket in the
-policeman’s hand, fled a way like the wind on his bare feet.
-
-The policeman looked seriously annoyed; but the Usher said he was very
-glad, as he shouldn’t like to prosecute anybody, and had never been in a
-police-court in his life. And he gave the policeman a shilling for his
-trouble, and the policeman said the court “wouldn’t be no novelty to
-him,”—meaning to the dirty boy.
-
-And when the crowd had dispersed, Timothy told the Usher about the
-boots, and said he was very sorry; and the Usher accepted his apologies,
-and said, “_Humanum est errare_, my dear boy, as Dr. Kerchever Arnold
-truly remarks in one of the exercises.” Then Timothy went to the
-bootmaker, who agreed to take back the boots “for a consideration.” And
-with what was left of his money, Tim bought some things for himself and
-for Bramble minor and for the Usher.
-
-And the shoes took him very comfortably home.
-
-
- THE CHILDREN’S PARTY.
-
-When Timothy went home for the Christmas holidays, his mother thought
-him greatly improved. His friends thought so too, and when Tim had been
-at home about a week, a lady living in the same town invited him to a
-children’s party and dance. It was not convenient for any one to go with
-him; but his mother said, “I think you are to be trusted now, Timothy,
-especially in the shoes. So you shall go, but on one condition. The
-moment ten o’clock strikes, you must start home at once. Now remember!”
-
-“I can come home in proper time without those clod-hopping shoes,” said
-Timothy to himself. “It is really too bad to expect one to go to a party
-in leather shoes with copper tips and heels!”
-
-And he privately borrowed a pair of pumps belonging to his next brother,
-made of patent leather and adorned with neat little bows, and he put a
-bit of cotton wool into each toe to make them fit. And he went by a
-little by-lane at the back of the house, to avoid passing under his
-mother’s window, for he was afraid she might see the pumps.
-
-Now the little by-lane was very badly lighted, and there were some
-queer-looking people loitering about, and one of them shouted something
-at him, and Timothy felt frightened, and walked on pretty fast. And then
-he heard footsteps behind him, and walked faster, and still the
-footsteps followed him, and at last he ran. Then they ran too, and he
-did not dare to look behind. And the footsteps followed him all down the
-by-lane and into the main street and up to the door of the lady’s house,
-where Tim pulled the bell and turned to face his pursuer.
-
-But nothing was to be seen save Timothy’s little old leather shoes,
-which stood beside him on the steps.
-
-“Your shoes, sir?” said the very polite footman who opened the door. And
-he carried the shoes inside, and Tim was obliged to put them on and
-leave the pumps with the footman, for (as he said) “they’ll be coming up
-stairs, and making a fool of me in the ball-room.”
-
-Tim had no reason to regret the exchange. Other people are not nearly so
-much interested in one’s appearance as one is oneself; and then they
-danced so beautifully that every little girl in the room wanted Tim for
-her partner, and he was perfectly at home, even in the Lancers. He went
-down twice to supper, and had lots of gooseberry-fool; and they were
-just about to dance Sir Roger de Coverley, when the clock struck ten.
-
-Tim knew he ought to go, but a very nice little girl wanted to dance
-with him, and Sir Roger is the best of fun, and he thought he would just
-stay till it was over. But though he secured his partner and began, the
-shoes made dancing more a pain than a pleasure to him. They pinched him,
-they twitched him, they baulked his _glissades_, and once when he should
-have gone down the room they fairly turned him around and carried him
-off towards the door. The other dancers complained, and Tim kicked off
-the shoes in a pet, and resolved to dance it out in his socks.
-
-But when the shoes were gone, Tim found how much the credit of his
-dancing was due to them. He could not remember the figure. He swung the
-little lady round when he should have bowed, and bowed when he should
-have taken her hand, and led the long line of boys the wrong way, and
-never made a triumphal arch at all. The boys scolded and squabbled, the
-little ladies said he had had too much gooseberry-fool, and at last
-Timothy left them and went down stairs. Here he got the little pumps
-from the footman and started home. He ran to make up for lost time, and
-as he turned out of the first street he saw the leather shoes running
-before him, the copper tips shining in the lamplight.
-
-And when he reached his own door the little shoes were waiting on the
-threshold.
-
-
- THE SNOW STORM.
-
-When Timothy went back to school in the beginning of the year, the snow
-lay deep upon the moors. The boys made colossal snow men and buried
-things deep under drifts, for the dog Bernardus to fetch out. On the ice
-Timothy’s shoes were invaluable. He was the best skater and slider in
-the school, and when he was going triumphantly down a long slide with
-his arms folded and his friends cheering, Tim was very glad he had not
-given away his shoes.
-
-One Saturday the Usher took him and Bramble minor for a long walk over
-the hills. They had tea with a friendly farmer, whose hospitality would
-hardly let them go. So they were later than they had intended, and about
-the time that they set out to return a little snow began to fall. It was
-small snow, and fell very quietly. But though it fell so quietly, it was
-wonderful how soon the walls and gates got covered; and though the
-flakes were small they were so dense that in a short time no one could
-see more than a few yards in front of him. The Usher thought it was
-desirable to get home as quickly as possible, and he proposed to take a
-short cut across the moors, instead of following the high road all the
-way. So they climbed a wall, and ploughed their way through the
-untrodden snow, and their hands and feet grew bitterly painful and then
-numb, and the soft snow lodged in their necks and drifted on to their
-eyelashes and into their ears, and at last Timothy fairly cried. For he
-said, that besides the biting of the frost his shoes pinched and pulled
-his feet.
-
-“It’s because we are not on the high road,” said the Usher; “but this
-will take half an hour off our journey, and in five minutes we shall
-strike the road again, and then the shoes will be all right. Bear it for
-a few minutes longer if you can, Tim.”
-
-But Tim found it so hard to bear, that the Usher took him on to his back
-and took his feet into his hands, and Bramble minor carried the shoes.
-And five minutes passed but they did not strike the road, and five more
-minutes passed, and though Tim lay heavy upon the Usher’s shoulder (for
-he was asleep) the Usher’s heart was heavier still. And five minutes
-more passed, and Bramble minor was crying, and the Usher said, “Boys,
-we’ve lost our way. I see nothing for it but to put Timothy’s shoes down
-and follow them.”
-
-So Bramble minor put down the shoes, and they started off to the left,
-and the Usher and the boys followed them.
-
-But the shoes tripped lightly over the top of the snow, and went very
-fast, and the Usher and Bramble minor waded slowly through it, and in a
-few seconds the shoes disappeared into the snowstorm, and they lost
-sight of them altogether, and Bramble minor said—“I _can’t_ go any
-further. I don’t mind being left, but I must lie down, I am so very,
-very tired.”
-
-Then the Usher woke Timothy, and made him put on Bramble minor’s boots
-and walk, and he took Bramble minor on to his back, and made Timothy
-take hold of his coat, and they struggled on through the storm, going as
-nearly as they could in the way that the shoes had gone.
-
-“How are you getting on, Timothy?” asked the Usher after a long silence.
-“Don’t be afraid of holding on to me, my boy.”
-
-But Timothy gave no answer.
-
-“Keep a brave heart, laddie!” cried the Usher, as cheerfully as his numb
-and languid lips could speak.
-
-Still there was silence, and when he looked round, _Timothy was not
-there_.
-
-When and where he had lost his hold the distracted Usher had no idea. He
-shouted in vain.
-
-“How could I let him take off the shoes?” groaned the poor man. “Oh!
-what shall I do? Shall I struggle on to save this boy’s life, or risk
-all our lives by turning back after the other?”
-
-He turned round as he spoke, and the wild blast and driving snow struck
-him in the face. The darkness fell rapidly, the drifts grew deeper, and
-yet the Usher went after Timothy.
-
-And he found him, but too late—for his own strength was exhausted, and
-the snow was three feet deep all round him.
-
-
- BERNARDUS ON DUTY.
-
-When the snow first began to fall, Dr. Dixon Airey observed,—“Our
-friends will get a sprinkling of sugar this evening;” and the boys
-laughed, for this was one of Dr. Dixon Airey’s winter jokes.
-
-When it got dusk, and the storm thickened, Dr. Dixon Airey said—“I hope
-they will come home soon.”
-
-But when the darkness fell, and they did not come, Dr. Dixon Airey said,
-“I think they must have remained at the farm.” And when an hour passed
-and nothing was to be seen or heard without but the driving wind and
-snow, the Doctor said, “Of course they are at the farm. Very wise and
-proper.” And he drew the study curtains, and took up a newspaper, and
-rang for tea. But the Doctor could not eat his tea, and he did not read
-his paper, and every five minutes he opened the front door and looked
-out, and all was dark and silent, only a few snow-flakes close to him
-looked white as they fell through the light from the open door. And the
-Doctor said, “There can’t be the slightest doubt they are at the farm.”
-
-But when Dr. Dixon Airey opened the door for the seventh time, Timothy’s
-shoes ran in, and they were filled with snow. And when the Doctor saw
-them he covered his face with his hands.
-
-But in a moment more he had sent his man-servant to the village for
-help, and Mrs. Airey was filling his flask with brandy, and he was tying
-on his comforter and cap, and fastening his leggings and great-coat.
-Then he took his lantern and went out in the yard.
-
-And there lay Bernardus with his big nose at the door of his kennel
-smelling the storm. And when he saw the light and heard footsteps, his
-great, melancholy, human eyes brightened, and he moaned with joy. And
-when the men came up from the village and moved about with shovels and
-lanterns, he was nearly frantic, for he thought, “This looks like
-business;” and he dragged at his kennel, as much as to say, “If you
-don’t let me off the chain now, of all moments, I’ll come on my own
-responsibility and bring the kennel with me.”
-
-Then the Doctor unfastened the chain, and he tied Timothy’s shoes round
-the dog’s neck, saying, “Perhaps they will help to lead their wearer
-aright.” And either the shoes did pull in the right direction, or the
-sagacity of Bernardus sufficed him, for he started off without a
-moment’s hesitation. The men followed him as fast as they were able, and
-from time to time Bernardus would look round to see if they were coming,
-and would wait for them. But if he saw the lanterns he was satisfied and
-went on.
-
-“It’s a rare good thing there’s some dumb animals cleverer than we are
-ourselves,” observed one of the laborers as they struggled blindly
-through the snow, the lanterns casting feeble and erratic patches of
-light for a yard or two before their feet. To Bernardus his own
-wonderful gift was light, and sight, and guide, its own sufficient
-stimulus, and its own reward.
-
-“There’s some’at amiss,” said another man presently; “t’dog’s whining;
-he’s stuck fast.”
-
-“Or perhaps he has found something,” said the Doctor trembling.
-
-The Doctor was right. He had found Timothy and Bramble minor, and the
-Usher: and they were still alive.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-“Mrs. Airey,” said the Doctor, as an hour later, they sat round the
-study fire wrapped in blankets, and drinking tumblers of hot
-compounds—“Mrs. Airey, that is a creature above kennels. From this
-eventful evening I wish him to sleep under our roof.”
-
-And Mrs. Airey began, “Bless him!” and then burst into tears.
-
-And Bernardus, who lay with his large eyes upon the fire, rejoiced in
-the depths of his doggish heart.
-
-
- THE SHOES GO HOME.
-
-It is hardly needful to say that Timothy was reconciled to his shoes. As
-to being ashamed of them—he would as soon have been ashamed of that
-other true friend of his, the Usher. He would no more have parted with
-them now than Dr. Dixon Airey would have parted with the dog Bernardus.
-
-But, alas! how often it happens that we do not fully value our best
-friends till they are about to be taken from us! It was a painful fact,
-but Timothy was outgrowing his shoes.
-
-He was at home when the day came on which the old leather shoes into
-which he could no longer squeeze his feet were polished for the last
-time, and put away in a cupboard in his mother’s room: Timothy blacked
-them with his own hands, and the tears were in his eyes as he put them
-on the shelf.
-
-“Good-bye, good little friends;” said he; “I will try and walk as you
-have taught me.”
-
-Timothy’s mother was much affected by this event. She could not sleep
-that night for thinking of the shoes in the cupboard. She seemed to live
-over again all the long years of her married life. Her first anxieties,
-the good conduct of all her boys, the faithful help of those good
-friends to her nine sons in turn—all passed through her mind as she
-knitted her brows under the frill of her nightcap and gazed at the
-cupboard door with sleepless eyes. “Ah!” she thought, “how wise the good
-godmother was! No money, no good luck, would have done for my boys what
-the early training of these shoes has done. That early discipline which
-makes the prompt performance of duty a habit in childhood, is indeed the
-quickest relief to parental anxieties, and the firmest foundation for
-the fortunes of one’s children.”
-
-Such, and many more, were the excellent reflections of this
-conscientious woman; but excellent as they were, they shall not be
-recorded here. One’s own experience preaches with irresistible
-eloquence; but the second-hand sermons of other people’s lives are apt
-to seem tedious and impertinent.
-
-Her meditations kept her awake till dawn. The sun was just rising, and
-the good woman was just beginning to feel sleepy, and had once or twice
-lost sight of the bed-room furniture in a half-dream, when she was
-startled by the familiar sound as of a child jumping down from some
-height to the floor. The habit of years was strong on her, and she
-cried, “Bless the boy! He’ll break his neck!” as she had had reason to
-exclaim about one or other of her nine sons any day for the last twenty
-years.
-
-But as she spoke the cupboard door swung slowly open, and Timothy’s
-shoes came out and ran across the floor. They paused for an instant by
-his mother’s bed, as if to say farewell, and then the bed-room door
-opened also and let them pass. Down the stairs they went, and they ran
-with that music of a childish patter that no foot in the house could
-make now; and the mother sobbed to hear it for the last time. Then she
-thought, “The house door’s locked, they can’t go right away yet.”
-
-But in that moment she heard the house door turn slowly on its hinges.
-Then she jumped out of bed, and ran to the window, pushed it open, and
-leaned out.
-
-In front of the house was a little garden, and the little garden was
-kept by a gate, and beyond the gate was a road, and beyond the road was
-a hill, and on the grass of the hill the dew lay thick and white, and
-morning mists rested on the top. The little shoes pattered through the
-garden, and the gate opened for them and snecked after them. And they
-crossed the road, and went over the hill, leaving little footprints in
-the dew. And they passed into the morning mists, and were lost to sight.
-
-And when the sun looked over the hill and dried the dew, and sent away
-the mists, Timothy’s Shoes were gone.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-“If they never come back,” said Timothy’s mother, “I shall know that I
-am to have no more children!” and though she had certainly had her
-share, she sighed.
-
-But they never did come back; and Timothy remained the youngest of the
-family.
-
-
-
-
- OLD FATHER CHRISTMAS.
-
-
- CHAPTER I.
-
-“Can you fancy, young people,” said Godfather Garbel, winking with his
-prominent eyes, and moving his feet backwards and forwards in his square
-shoes, so that you could hear the squeak-leather, half a room off—“can
-you fancy my having been a very little boy, and having a godmother? But
-I had, and she sent me presents on my birthdays too. And young people
-did not get presents when I was a child as they get them now. We had not
-half so many toys as you have, but we kept them twice as long. I think
-we were fonder of them too, though they were neither so handsome, nor so
-expensive as these new-fangled affairs you are always breaking about the
-house.
-
-“You see, middle-class folk were more saving then. My mother turned and
-dyed her dresses, and when she had done with them, the servant was very
-glad to have them; but, bless me! your mother’s maids dress so much
-finer than their mistress, I do not think they would say ‘thank you’ for
-her best Sunday silk. The bustle’s the wrong shape.
-
-“What’s that you are laughing at, little miss? It’s _pannier_, is it?
-Well, well, bustle or pannier, call it what you like; but only donkeys
-wore panniers in my young days, and many’s the ride I’ve had in them.
-
-“Now, as I say, my relations and friends thought twice before they
-pulled out five shillings in a toy-shop, but they didn’t forget me, all
-the same. On my eighth birthday my mother gave me a bright blue
-comforter of her own knitting. My little sister gave me a ball. My
-mother had cut out the divisions from various bits in the rag bag, and
-my sister had done some of the seaming. It was stuffed with bran, and
-had a cork inside which had broken from old age, and would no longer fit
-the pickle jar it belonged to. This made the ball bound when we played
-‘prisoner’s base.’ My father gave me the riding-whip that had lost the
-lash and the top of the handle, and an old pair of his gloves, to play
-coachman with; these I had long wished for. Kitty the servant gave me a
-shell that she had had by her for years. How I had coveted that shell!
-It had this remarkable property: when you put it to your ear you could
-hear the roaring of the sea. I had never seen the sea, but Kitty was
-born in a fisherman’s cottage, and many an hour have I sat by the
-kitchen fire whilst she told me strange stories of the mighty ocean, and
-ever and anon she would snatch the shell from the mantelpiece and clap
-it to my ear, crying, ‘There child, you couldn’t hear it plainer than
-that. It’s the very moral!’
-
-“When Kitty gave me that shell for my very own I felt that life had
-little more to offer. I held it to every ear in the house, including the
-cat’s; and, seeing Dick the sexton’s son go by with an armful of straw
-to stuff Guy Fawkes, I ran out, and in my anxiety to make him share the
-treat, and learn what the sea is like, I clapped the shell to his ear so
-smartly and unexpectedly, that he, thinking me to have struck him,
-knocked me down then and there with his bundle of straw. When he
-understood the rights of the case, he begged my pardon handsomely, and
-gave me two whole treacle sticks and part of a third out of his
-breeches’ pocket, in return for which I forgave him freely, and promised
-to let him hear the sea roar on every Saturday half-holiday till farther
-notice.
-
-“And, speaking of Dick and the straw reminds me that my birthday falls
-on the fifth of November. From this it came about that I always had to
-bear a good many jokes about being burnt as a Guy Fawkes; but, on the
-other hand, I was allowed to make a small bonfire of my own, and to have
-six potatoes to roast therein, and eight-pennyworth of crackers to let
-off in the evening.
-
-“On this eighth birthday, having got all the above-named gifts, I cried,
-in the fulness of my heart, ‘There never was such a day!’ And yet there
-was more to come, for the evening coach brought me a parcel, and the
-parcel was my godmother’s picture book.
-
-“My godmother was a woman of small means; but she was accomplished. She
-could make very spirited sketches, and knew how to color them after they
-were outlined and shaded in India ink. She had a pleasant talent for
-versifying. She was very industrious. I have it from her own lips that
-she copied the figures in my picture-book from prints in several
-different houses at which she visited. They were fancy portraits of
-characters, most of which were familiar to my mind. There were Guy
-Fawkes, Punch, his then Majesty the King, Bogy, the Man in the Moon, the
-Clerk of the Weather Office, a Dunce, and Old Father Christmas. Beneath
-each sketch was a stanza of my godmother’s own composing.
-
-“My godmother was very ingenious. She had been mainly guided in her
-choice of these characters by the prints she happened to meet with, as
-she did not trust herself to design a figure. But if she could not get
-exactly what she wanted, she had a clever knack of tracing an outline of
-the attitude from some engraving, and altering the figure to suit her
-purpose in the finished sketch. She was the soul of truthfulness, and
-the notes she added to the index of contents in my picture-book spoke at
-once for her honesty in avowing obligations, and her ingenuity in
-availing herself of opportunities. They ran thus:—
-
- No. 1.—Guy Fawkes. Outlined from a figure of a warehouse man
- rolling a sherry cask into Mr. Rudd’s wine vaults. I added the
- hat, the cloak, and boots in the finished drawing.
-
- No. 2.—Punch. I sketched him from the life.
-
- No. 3.—His Most Gracious Majesty the King. On a quart jug
- bought in Cheapside.
-
- No. 4.—Bogy, _with bad boys in the bag on his back_. Outlined
- from Christian bending under his burden, in my mother’s old copy
- of the ‘Pilgrim’s Progress.’ The face from Giant Despair.
-
- No. 5 and No. 6.—The Man in the Moon, and The Clerk of the
- Weather Office. From a book of caricatures belonging to Dr.
- James.
-
- No. 7.—A Dunce. From a steel engraving framed in rosewood that
- hangs in my Uncle Wilkinson’s parlor.
-
- No. 8.—Old Father Christmas. From a German book at Lady
- Littleham’s.
-
-
- CHAPTER II.
-
-“My sister Patty was six years old. We loved each other dearly. The
-picture-book was almost as much hers as mine. We sat so long together on
-one big foot-stool by the fire, with our arms around each other, and the
-book resting on our knees, that Kitty called down blessings on my
-godmother’s head for having sent a volume that kept us both so long out
-of mischief.
-
-“‘If books was allus as useful as that, they’d do for me,’ said she; and
-though this speech did not mean much, it was a great deal for Kitty to
-say; since, not being herself an educated person, she naturally thought
-that ‘little enough good comes of larning.’
-
-“Patty and I had our favorites amongst the pictures. Bogy, now, was a
-character one did not care to think about too near bed-time. I was tired
-of Guy Fawkes, and thought he looked more natural made of straw, as Dick
-did him. The Dunce was a little too personal; but old Father Christmas
-took our hearts by storm; we had never seen anything like him, though
-now-a-days you may get a plaster figure of him in any toy-shop at
-Christmas-time, with hair and beard like cotton wool, and a
-Christmas-tree in his hand.
-
-“The custom of Christmas-trees came from Germany. I can remember when
-they were first introduced into England, and what wonderful things we
-thought them. Now, every village school has its tree, and the scholars
-openly discuss whether the presents have been ‘good,’ or ‘mean’ as
-compared with other trees in former years. The first one that I ever saw
-I believed to have come from good Father Christmas himself; but little
-boys have grown too wise now to be taken in for their own amusement.
-They are not excited by secret and mysterious preparations in the back
-drawing-room; they hardly confess to the thrill—which I feel to this
-day—when the folding-doors are thrown open, and amid the blaze of
-tapers, mamma, like a Fate, advances with her scissors to give every one
-what falls to his lot.
-
-“Well, young people, when I was eight years old I had not seen a
-Christmas-tree, and the first picture of one I ever saw was the picture
-of that held by Old Father Christmas in my godmother’s picture book.
-
-“‘What are those things on the tree?’ I asked.
-
-“‘Candles,’ said my father.
-
-“‘No, father, not the candles; the other things?’
-
-“‘Those are toys, my son.’
-
-“‘Are they ever taken off?’
-
-“‘Yes, they are taken off, and given to the children who stand around
-the tree.’
-
-“Patty and I grasped each other by the hand, and with one voice
-murmured, ‘How kind of Old Father Christmas!’
-
-“By-and-by I asked, ‘How old is Father Christmas?’
-
-“My father laughed, and said, ‘One thousand eight hundred and thirty
-years, child,’ which was then the year of our Lord, and thus one
-thousand eight hundred and thirty years since the first great Christmas
-Day.
-
-“‘He _looks_ very old,’ whispered Patty.
-
-“And I, who was, for my age, what Kitty called ‘Bible-learned,’ said
-thoughtfully, and with some puzzledness of mind, ‘Then he’s older than
-Methusaleh.’
-
-“But my father had left the room, and did not hear my difficulty.
-
-“November and December went by, and still the picture-book kept all its
-charm for Patty and me; and we pondered on and loved Old Father
-Christmas as children can love and realize a fancy friend. To those who
-remember the fancies of their childhood I need say no more.
-
-“Christmas week came, Christmas Eve came. My father and mother were
-mysteriously and unaccountably busy in the parlor (we had only one
-parlor), and Patty and I were not allowed to go in. We went into the
-kitchen, but even here was no place of rest for us. Kitty was ‘all over
-the place,’ as she phrased it, and cakes, mince-pies, and puddings were
-with her. As she justly observed, ‘There was no place there for children
-and books to sit with their toes in the fire, when a body wanted to be
-at the oven all along. The cat was enough for _her_ temper,’ she added.
-
-“As to puss, who obstinately refused to take a hint which drove her out
-into the Christmas frost, she returned again and again with soft steps,
-and a stupidity that was, I think, affected, to the warm hearth, only to
-fly at intervals, like a football, before Kitty’s hasty slipper.
-
-“We had more sense, or less courage. We bowed to Kitty’s behests, and
-went to the back door.
-
-“Patty and I were hardy children, and accustomed to ‘run out’ in all
-weathers, without much extra wrapping up. We put Kitty’s shawl over our
-two heads, and went outside. I rather hoped to see something of Dick,
-for it was holiday time; but no Dick passed. He was busy helping his
-father bore holes in the carved seats of the church, which were to hold
-sprigs of holly for the morrow—That was the idea of church decoration
-in my young days. You have improved on your elders there, young people,
-and I am candid enough to allow it. Still, the sprigs of red and green
-were better than nothing, and, like your lovely wreaths and pious
-devices, they made one feel as if the old black wood were bursting into
-life and leaf again for very Christmas joy; and, if one only knelt
-carefully, they did not scratch his nose.
-
-“Well, Dick was busy, and not to be seen. We ran across the little yard
-and looked over the wall at the end to see if we could see anything or
-anybody. From this point there was a pleasant meadow field sloping
-prettily away to a little hill about three-quarters of a mile distant;
-which, catching some fine breezes from the moors beyond, was held to be
-a place of cure for whooping-cough, or ‘kincough,’ as it was vulgarly
-called. Up to the top of this Kitty had dragged me, and carried Patty,
-when we were recovering from the complaint, as I well remember. It was
-the only ‘change of air’ we could afford, and I dare say it did as well
-as if we had gone into badly-drained lodgings at the seaside.
-
-“This hill was now covered with snow and stood off against the gray sky.
-The white fields looked vast and dreary in the dusk. The only gay things
-to be seen were the berries on the holly hedge, in the little
-lane—which, running by the end of our back-yard, led up to the
-Hall—and the fat robin, that was staring at me. I was looking at the
-robin, when Patty, who had been peering out of her corner of Kitty’s
-shawl, gave a great jump that dragged the shawl from our heads, and
-cried,
-
-“‘Look!’”
-
-
- CHAPTER III.
-
-“I looked. An old man was coming along the lane. His hair and beard were
-as white as cotton-wool. He had a face like the sort of apple that keeps
-well in winter; his coat was old and brown. There was snow about him in
-patches, and he carried a small fir-tree.
-
-“The same conviction seized upon us both. With one breath we exclaimed,
-‘_It’s old Father Christmas!_’
-
-“I know now that it was only an old man of the place, with whom we did
-not happen to be acquainted, and that he was taking a little fir-tree up
-to the Hall, to be made into a Christmas tree. He was a very
-good-humored old fellow, and rather deaf, for which he made up by
-smiling and nodding his head a good deal, and saying, ‘Aye, aye, _to_ be
-sure!’ at likely intervals.
-
-“As he passed us and met our earnest gaze, he smiled and nodded so
-earnestly that I was bold enough to cry, ‘Good-evening, Father
-Christmas!’
-
-“‘Same to you!’ said he, in a high-pitched voice.
-
-“‘Then you _are_ Father Christmas,’ said Patty.
-
-“‘And a happy New Year,’ was Father Christmas’ reply, which rather put
-me out. But he smiled in such a satisfactory manner, that Patty went on,
-‘You’re very old, aren’t you?’
-
-“‘So I be, miss, so I be,’ said Father Christmas, nodding.
-
-“‘Father says you’re eighteen hundred and thirty years old,’ I muttered.
-
-“‘Aye, aye, to be sure,’ said Father Christmas, ‘I’m a very long age.’
-
-“A _very_ long age, thought I, and I added, ‘You’re nearly twice as old
-as Methusaleh, you know,’ thinking that this might not have struck him.
-
-“‘Aye, aye,’ said Father Christmas; but he did not seem to think
-anything of it. After a pause he held up the tree, and cried, ‘D’ye know
-what this is, little miss?’
-
-“‘A Christmas tree,’ said Patty.
-
-“And the old man smiled and nodded.
-
-“I leant over the wall, and shouted, ‘But there are no candles.’
-
-“‘By-and-by,’ said Father Christmas nodding as before. ‘When it’s dark
-they’ll all be lighted up. That’ll be a fine sight!’
-
-“‘Toys too, there’ll be, won’t there?’ said Patty.
-
-“Father Christmas nodded his head. ‘And sweeties,’ he added,
-expressively.
-
-“I could feel Patty trembling, and my own heart beat fast. The thought
-which agitated us both, was this—‘Was Father Christmas bringing the
-tree to us?’ But very anxiety, and some modesty also, kept us from
-asking outright.
-
-“Only when the old man shouldered his tree, and prepared to move on, I
-cried in despair, ‘Oh, are you going?’
-
-“‘I’m coming back by-and-by,’ said he.
-
-“‘How soon?’ cried Patty.
-
-“‘About four o’clock,’ said the old man smiling, ‘I’m only going up
-yonder.’
-
-“And, nodding and smiling as he went, he passed away down the lane.
-
-“‘Up yonder.’ This puzzled us. Father Christmas had pointed, but so
-indefinitely, that he might have been pointing to the sky, or the
-fields, or the little wood at the end of the Squire’s grounds. I thought
-the latter, and suggested to Patty that perhaps he had some place
-underground like Aladdin’s cave, where he got the candles, and all the
-pretty things for the tree. This idea pleased us both, and we amused
-ourselves by wondering what Old Father Christmas would choose for us
-from his stores in that wonderful hole where he dressed his
-Christmas-trees.
-
-“‘I wonder, Patty,’ said I, ‘why there’s no picture of Father
-Christmas’s dog in the book.’ For at the old man’s heels in the lane
-there crept a little brown and white spaniel, looking very dirty in the
-snow.
-
-“‘Perhaps it’s a new dog that he’s got to take care of his cave,’ said
-Patty.
-
-“When we went in-doors we examined the picture afresh by the dim light
-from the passage window, but there was no dog there.
-
-“My father passed us at this moment, and patted my head. ‘Father,’ said
-I, ‘I don’t know, but I do think Old Father Christmas is going to bring
-us a Christmas-tree to-night.’
-
-“‘Who’s been telling you that?’ said my father. But he passed on before
-I could explain that we had seen Father Christmas himself, and had had
-his word for it that he would return at four o’clock, and that the
-candles on his tree would be lighted as soon as it was dark.
-
-“We hovered on the outskirts of the rooms till four o’clock came. We sat
-on the stairs and watched the big clock, which I was just learning to
-read; and Patty made herself giddy with constantly looking up and
-counting the four strokes, towards which the hour hand slowly moved. We
-put our noses into the kitchen now and then, to smell the cakes and get
-warm, and anon we hung about the parlor door, and were most unjustly
-accused of trying to peep. What did we care what our mother was doing in
-the parlor?—we, who had seen Old Father Christmas himself, and were
-expecting him back again every moment!
-
-“At last the church clock struck. The sounds boomed heavily through the
-frost, and Patty thought there were four of them. Then, after due
-choking and whirring, our own clock struck, and we counted the strokes
-quite clearly—one! two! three! four! Then we got Kitty’s shawl once
-more, and stole out into the back-yard. We ran to our old place, and
-peeped, but could see nothing.
-
-“‘We’d better get up on to the wall,’ I said; and with some difficulty
-and distress from rubbing her bare knees against the cold stones, and
-getting the snow up her sleeves, Patty got on to the coping of the
-little wall. I was just struggling after her, when something warm and
-something cold coming suddenly against the bare calves of my legs, made
-me shriek with fright. I came down ‘with a run,’ and bruised my knees,
-my elbows, and my chin; and the snow that hadn’t gone up Patty’s
-sleeves, went down my neck. Then I found that the cold thing was a dog’s
-nose and the warm thing was his tongue; and Patty cried from her post of
-observation, ‘It’s Father Christmas’s dog and he’s licking your legs.’
-
-“It really was the dirty little brown and white spaniel; and he
-persisted in licking me, and jumping on me, and making curious little
-noises, that must have meant something if one had known his language. I
-was rather harassed at the moment. My legs were sore, I was a little
-afraid of the dog and Patty was very much afraid of sitting on the wall
-without me.
-
-“‘You won’t fall,’ I said to her. ‘Get down, will you?’ I said to the
-dog.
-
-“‘Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall,’ said Patty.
-
-“‘Bow! wow!’ said the dog.
-
-“I pulled Patty down, and the dog tried to pull me down; but when my
-little sister was on her feet, to my relief, he transferred his
-attentions to her. When he had jumped at her, and licked her several
-times, he turned round and ran away.
-
-“‘He’s gone,’ said I; ‘I’m so glad.’
-
-“But even as I spoke he was back again, crouching at Patty’s feet, and
-glaring at her with eyes the color of his ears.
-
-“Now, Patty was very fond of animals, and when the dog looked at her she
-looked at the dog, and then she said to me, ‘He wants us to go with
-him.’
-
-“On which (as if he understood our language, though we were ignorant of
-his) the spaniel sprang away, and went off as hard as he could; and
-Patty and I went after him, a dim hope crossing my mind—‘Perhaps Father
-Christmas had sent him for us.’
-
-“The idea was rather favored by the fact that the dog led us up the
-lane. Only a little way; then he stopped by something lying in the
-ditch—and once more we cried in the same breath, ‘It’s Old Father
-Christmas!’
-
-
- CHAPTER IV.
-
-“Returning from the Hall, the old man had slipped upon a bit of ice, and
-lay stunned in the snow.
-
-“Patty began to cry. ‘I think he’s dead,’ she sobbed.
-
-“‘He is so very old, I don’t wonder,’ I murmured; ‘but perhaps he’s not.
-I’ll fetch father.’
-
-“My father and Kitty were soon on the spot. Kitty was as strong as a
-man; and they carried Father Christmas between them into the kitchen.
-There he quickly revived.
-
-“I must do Kitty the justice to say that she did not utter a word of
-complaint at this disturbance of her labors; and that she drew the old
-man’s chair close up to the oven with her own hand. She was so much
-affected by the behavior of his dog, that she admitted him even to the
-hearth; on which puss, being acute enough to see how matters stood, lay
-down with her back so close to the spaniel’s that Kitty could not expel
-one without kicking both.
-
-“For our parts, we felt sadly anxious about the tree; otherwise we could
-have wished for no better treat than to sit at Kitty’s round table
-taking tea with Father Christmas. Our usual fare of thick bread and
-treacle was to-night exchanged for a delicious variety of cakes, which
-were none the worse to us for being ‘tasters and wasters’—that is,
-little bits of dough, or shortbread, put in to try the state of the
-oven, and certain cakes that had got broken or burnt in the baking.
-
-“Well, there we sat, helping Old Father Christmas to tea and cake, and
-wondering in our hearts what could have become of the tree. But you see,
-young people, when I was a child parents were stricter than they are
-now. Even before Kitty died (and she has been dead many a long year)
-there was a change, and she said that ‘children got to think anything
-became them.’ I think we were taught more honest shame about certain
-things than I often see in little boys and girls now. We were ashamed of
-boasting, or being greedy, or selfish; we were ashamed of asking for
-anything that was not offered to us, and of interrupting grown-up
-people, or talking about ourselves. Why, papas and mammas now-a-days
-seem quite proud to let their friends see how bold and greedy and
-talkative their children can be! A lady said to me the other day, ‘You
-wouldn’t believe, Mr. Garbel, how forward dear little Harry is for his
-age. He has his word in everything, and is not a bit shy; and his papa
-never comes home from town but Harry runs to ask if he’s brought him a
-present. Papa says he’ll be the ruin of him!’
-
-“‘Madam,’ said I, ‘even without your word for it, I am quite aware that
-your child is forward. He is forward and greedy and intrusive, as you
-justly point out, and I wish you joy of him when those qualities are
-fully developed. I think his father’s fears are well founded.’
-
-“But, bless me! now-a-days, it’s ‘Come and tell Mr. Smith what a fine
-boy you are, and how many houses you can build with your bricks,’ or,
-‘The dear child wants everything he sees,’ or ‘Little pet never lets
-mamma alone for a minute; does she, love?’ But in my young days it was,
-‘Self-praise is no recommendation’ (as Kitty used to tell me), or,
-‘You’re knocking too hard at No. One’ (as my father said when we talked
-about ourselves), or, ‘Little boys should be seen but not heard’ (as a
-rule of conduct ‘in company’), or ‘Don’t ask for what you want, but take
-what’s given you, and be thankful.’
-
-“And so you see, young people, Patty and I felt a delicacy in asking Old
-Father Christmas about the tree. It was not till we had had tea three
-times round, with tasters and wasters to match, that Patty said very
-gently, ‘It’s quite dark now.’ And then she heaved a deep sigh.
-
-“Burning anxiety overcame me. I leaned towards Father Christmas, and
-shouted—I had found out that it was needful to shout,—
-
-“‘I suppose the candles are on the tree now?’
-
-“‘Just about putting of ’em on,’ said Father Christmas.
-
-“‘And the presents, too?’ said Patty.
-
-“‘Aye, aye, _to_ be sure,’ said Father Christmas, and he smiled
-delightfully.
-
-“I was thinking what farther questions I might venture upon, when he
-pushed his cup towards Patty, saying, ‘Since you are so pressing, miss,
-I’ll take another dish.’
-
-“And Kitty, swooping on us from the oven, cried ‘Make yourself at home,
-sir; there’s more where these came from. Make a long arm, Miss Patty,
-and hand them cakes.’
-
-“So we had to devote ourselves to the duties of the table; and Patty,
-holding the lid with one hand and pouring with the other, supplied
-Father Christmas’s wants with a heavy heart.
-
-“At last he was satisfied. I said grace, during which he stood, and
-indeed he stood for some time afterwards with his eyes shut—I fancy
-under the impression that I was still speaking. He had just said a
-fervent ‘Amen,’ and reseated himself, when my father put his head into
-the kitchen, and made this remarkable statement,—
-
-“‘Old Father Christmas has sent a tree to the young people.’
-
-“Patty and I uttered a cry of delight, and we forthwith danced round the
-old man, saying, ‘Oh, how nice! Oh, how kind of you!’ which I think must
-have bewildered him, but he only smiled and nodded.
-
-“‘Come along,’ said my father, ‘Come children. Come Reuben. Come Kitty.’
-
-“And he went into the parlor, and we all followed him.
-
-“My godmother’s picture of a Christmas-tree was very pretty; and the
-flames of the candles were so naturally done in red and yellow, that I
-always wondered that they did not shine at night. But the picture was
-nothing to the reality. We had been sitting almost in the dark, for, as
-Kitty said, ‘Firelight was quite enough to burn at meal-times.’ And when
-the parlor door was thrown open, and the tree, with lighted tapers on
-all the branches, burst upon our view, the blaze was dazzling, and threw
-such a glory round the little gifts, and the bags of colored muslin,
-with acid drops and pink rose drops and comfits inside, as I shall never
-forget. We all got something; and Patty and I, at any rate, believed
-that the things came from the stores of Old Father Christmas. We were
-not undeceived even by his gratefully accepting a bundle of old clothes
-which had been hastily put together to form his present.
-
-“We were all very happy; even Kitty, I think, though she kept her
-sleeves rolled up, and seemed rather to grudge enjoying herself (a weak
-point in some energetic characters). She went back to her oven before
-the lights were out and the angel on the top of the tree taken down. She
-locked up her present (a little work-box) at once. She often showed it
-off afterwards, but it was kept in the same bit of tissue paper till she
-died. Our presents certainly did not last so long!
-
-“The old man died about a week afterwards, so we never made his
-acquaintance as a common personage. When he was buried, his little dog
-came to us. I suppose he remembered the hospitality he had received.
-Patty adopted him, and he was very faithful. Puss always looked on him
-with favor. I hoped during our rambles together in the following summer
-that he would lead us at last to the cave where Christmas-trees are
-dressed. But he never did.
-
-“Our parents often spoke of his late master as ‘old Reuben,’ but
-children are not easily disabused of a favorite fancy, and in Patty’s
-thoughts and in mine the old man was long gratefully remembered as Old
-Father Christmas.”
-
-
-
-
- BENJY IN BEASTLAND.
-
-
- A BAD BOY.
-
-Benjy was a bad boy. His name was Benjamin, but he was always called
-Benjy. He looked like something ending in jy or gy, or rather dgy, such
-as _podgy_. Indeed he was podgy, and moreover smudgy, having that
-cloudy, slovenly look (like a slate _smudged_ instead of washed) which
-is characteristic of people whose morning toilet is not so thorough as
-it should be.
-
-Boys are very nice creatures. Far be it from us to think, with some
-people, that they are nuisances to be endured as best may be till they
-develop into men. An intelligent and modest boy is one of the most
-charming of companions. As to an obliging boy (that somewhat rare but
-not extinct animal), there is hardly a limit to his powers of
-usefulness; or anything—from emigrating to a desert island to cleaning
-the kitchen clock—that one would not feel justified in undertaking with
-his assistance, and free access to his pocket stores.
-
-Then boys’ wholesale powers of accumulation and destruction render their
-dens convenient storehouses of generally useless and particularly useful
-lumber. If you want string or wire, or bottles or flower-pots, or a
-bird-cage, or an odd glove or shoe, or anything of any kind to patch up
-something of a similar kind, or missing property of your own or
-another’s—go to a boy’s room! There one finds abundance of everything,
-from cobbler’s wax to the carmine from one’s own water-color box.
-
-(One is apt to recognize old acquaintances, and one occasionally
-reclaims their company!)
-
-All things are in a more or less serviceable condition, and at the same
-time sufficiently damaged to warrant appropriation to the needs of the
-moment. One suffers much loss at boys’ hands from time to time, and it
-is trying to have dainty feminine bowers despoiled of their treasures;
-but there are occasions when one spoils the spoiler!
-
-Then what admirable field naturalists boys can make! They are none the
-worse for nocturnal moth hunts, or for wading up a stream for a
-Batrachosperma, or for standing in a pond pressing recruits for the
-fresh-water aquarium. A “collection” more or less is as nothing in the
-vast chaos of their possessions, though some scrupulous sister might be
-worried to find “a place for it.” And Fortune (capricious dame!) is
-certainly fond of boys, and guides some young “harum-scarum” to a
-_habitat_ that has eluded the spectacles of science. And their cuttings
-always grow!
-
-Then as to boys’ fun; within certain limits, there is no rough-and-ready
-wit to be compared with it.
-
-Thus it is a pity that some boys bring a delightful class into
-disrepute—boys who are neither intelligent, modest, obliging, nor blest
-with cultivated tastes—boys who kick animals, tease children, sneer at
-feminine society, and shirk any company that is better than their
-own—boys, in short, like Benjy, who at one period of his career did all
-this, and who had a taste for low company, too, and something about his
-general appearance which made you think how good for him it would be if
-he could be well scrubbed with hot and soft soap both inside and out.
-
-But Benjy’s worst fault, _the_ vice of his character, was cruelty to
-animals. He was not merely cruel with the thoughtless cruelty of
-childhood, nor with the cruelty which is a secondary part of sport, nor
-with the occasional cruelty of selfishness or ill-temper. But he had
-that taste for torture, that pleasure in other creatures’ pain, which
-does seem to be born with some boys. It is incomprehensible by those who
-have never felt the hateful temptation, and it certainly seems more like
-a fiendish characteristic than a human infirmity.
-
-Benjy was one of three children, and the only boy. He had two little
-sisters, but they were younger than himself, and he held them in supreme
-contempt. They were nice, merry little things, and many boys (between
-teasing, petting, patronizing, and making them useful) would have found
-them companionable enough, at any rate for the holidays. But Benjy, as I
-have said, liked low company, and a boy with a taste for low company
-seldom cares for the society of his sisters. Benjy thought games stupid;
-he never touched his garden (though his sisters kept it religiously in
-order during his absence at school); and as to natural history, or
-reading, or any civilizing pursuit, such matters were not at all in
-Benjy’s line.
-
-But he was proud of being patronized by Tom, the coachman’s scapegrace
-son—a coarse, cruel, and uneducated lad, whose ideas of “fun” Benjy
-unfortunately made his own. With him he went to see pigs killed, helped
-to drown supernumerary pups and kittens, and became learned in
-dog-fights, cock-fights, rat-hunting, cat-hunting, and so forth.
-
-Benjy’s father was an invalid, and he had no brothers, so that he was
-without due control and companionship. His own lack of nice pursuits
-made the excitement of cruelty an acceptable amusement for his idleness,
-and he would have thought it unmanly to be more scrupulous and
-tender-hearted than the coachman’s son.
-
-The society of this youth did not tend to improve Benjy’s manners, and
-indeed he was very awkward in the drawing-room. But he was talkative
-enough in the stable, and rather a hero amongst the village boys who
-stoned frogs by the riverside, in the sweet days of early summer.
-
-Truly Benjy had little in common with those fair, grey-eyed, demure
-little maidens, his sisters. As one of them pathetically said, “Benjy
-does not care for us, you know, because we are only girls, so we have
-taken Nox for our brother.”
-
-
- NOX,
-
-so called because he was (as poets say) “as black as night,” was a big,
-curly dog, partly retriever and partly of Newfoundland breed. He was
-altogether black, except his paws, which were brown, and for a grey spot
-under his tail. Now as the grey-eyed, gentle little sisters elected him
-for their brother in the room of Benjy it is but fair to compare the two
-together.
-
-Benjy, to look at, was smudgy and slovenly, and not at all handsome, for
-he hated tubs, and brushes, and soap, and cold water, and he liked to
-lie late in a morning, and then was apt to shuffle on his clothes and
-come down after very imperfect ablutions, having forgotten to brush his
-teeth, and with his hair still in dusky “cockatoos” from tossing about
-in bed.
-
-Nox rose early, delighted in cold water, and had teeth like ivory and
-hair as glossy as a raven’s wing; his face beamed with intelligence and
-trustfulness, and his clear brown eyes looked straight into yours when
-you spoke to him, as if he would say, “Let my eyes speak for me, if you
-please; I have not the pleasure of understanding your language.”
-
-Benjy’s waistcoat and shirt-front were untidy and spotted with dirt.
-
-The covering of Nox’s broad chest was always glossy and in good order.
-
-Benjy came into the drawing room with muddy boots and dirty hands.
-
-Nox, if he had been out in the mud, would lie down on his return and
-lick his broad, soft, brown paws, like a cat, till they were clean.
-
-It has been said that Benjy did not care for the society of girls; but
-when Nox was petted by his lady-sisters, he put his big head on their
-shoulders, and licked their faces with his big red tongue (which was his
-way of kissing). And he would put up his brown feet in the most
-insinuating manner, and shake paws over and over again, pressing tightly
-with his strong toes, but never hurting the little girls’ hands.
-
-Benjy destroyed lives with much wanton cruelty.
-
-Nox saved lives at the risk of his own.
-
-The ruling idea of his life, and what he evidently considered his most
-important pursuit, in fact, his duty, or vocation, must be described at
-some length.
-
-Near the dog’s home ran a broad deep river. Here one could bathe and
-swim most delightfully. Here also many an unfortunate animal found a
-watery grave. There was one place from which (the water being deep and
-the bank convenient at this spot) the poor wretches were generally
-thrown. A good deal of refuse and worn-out articles of various sorts
-also got flung in here, for at this point the river skirted the back
-part of the town.
-
-Hither at early morning Nox would come, in conformity with his own
-peculiar code of duty, which may be summed up in these words: “_Whatever
-does not properly or naturally belong to the water should be fetched
-out._”
-
-Now near the River Seine, in Paris, there is a building called the
-_Morgue_, where the bodies of the drowned are laid out for recognition
-by their friends. There was no such institution in the town where Nox
-lived, so he established a Morgue for himself. Not far from the spot I
-have mentioned, an old willow tree spread its branches widely over the
-bank, and here and there stretched a long arm, and touched the river
-with its pointed fingers. Under the shadow of this tree was the Morgue,
-and here Nox brought the bodies he rescued from the river and laid them
-down.
-
-I use the word bodies in its most scientific sense, for it was not alone
-the bodies of men or animals that Nox felt himself bound to reclaim. He
-would strive desperately for the rescue of an old riding boot, the rung
-of a chair, a worn-out hearthbrush, or anything obviously out of place
-in the deep waters. Whatever the prize might be, when he had
-successfully brought it ashore, he would toss his noble head, arch his
-neck, paw with his forefeet, and twist and stick out his curly back, as
-much as to say, “Will no one pat me as I deserve?” Though he held his
-prize with all the delicacy of his retriever instincts, he could seldom
-resist the temptation to give it one proud shake, after which he would
-hurry with it to the willow tree, as if conscious that it was high time
-it should be properly attended to.
-
-There the mother whose child had fallen into the river, and the mother
-whose child had thrown her broom into the water, might come to reclaim
-their property, with equal chances of success.
-
-Now it is hardly needful to say that between Benjy and Nox there was
-very little in common. And if there were two things about Nox which
-Benjy disliked more than others, they were his talent for rescue and the
-institution of the Morgue.
-
-There was a reason for this. Benjy had more than once been concerned in
-the death of animals belonging to other people, and the owners had made
-an inconvenient fuss and inquiry. In such circumstances Benjy and Tom
-were accustomed to fasten a stone to the corpse and drop it into the
-river, and thus, as they hoped, get rid of all testimony to the true
-reason of the missing favorite’s disappearance.
-
-But of all the fallacies which shadow the half-truths of popular
-proverbs, none is greater than that of the saying, “Dead men tell no
-tales.” For, to begin with, the dead body is generally the first witness
-to a murder, and that despite the most careful hiding. And so the stones
-which had been tied with hurried or nervous fingers were apt to come
-off, and then the body of Neighbor Goodman’s spaniel, or old Lady
-Dumble’s Angola cat, would float on the river, and tell their own true
-and terrible tale.
-
-But even then the current might have favored Benjy, and carried the
-corpses away, had it not been for Nox’s early rounds whilst Benjy was
-still in bed, and for that hateful and too notorious Morgue.
-
-
- MISTER ROUGH,
-
-was another dog belonging to Benjy’s father, and commonly regarded as
-the property of Benjy himself. He was a wiry-haired terrier, with
-clipped ears and tail, and a chain collar that jingled as he trotted
-about on his bent legs. He was of a grizzled brown color excepting his
-shirt-front, which was white, and his toe-tips, which were like the
-light-colored toes of woolen socks. His eyes had been scratched by
-cats—though not quite out—his lean little body bore marks of all kinds
-of rough usage, and his bark was hoarse from a long imprisonment in a
-damp outhouse in winter. Much training (to encounter rats and cats),
-hard usage, short commons, and a general preponderance of kicks over
-halfpence in his career had shortened his temper and his bark, and
-caused both to be exhibited more often than would probably have been the
-case in happier circumstances. He had been characterized as “rough,
-tough, gruff, and up to snuff,” and the description fitted well.
-
-If Benjy had a kind feeling for any animal, it was for Mister Rough,
-though it might more truly be called admiration. And yet he treated him
-worse than Nox, to whom he bore an unmitigated dislike. But Nox was a
-large dog and could not be ill-treated with impunity. So Benjy feared
-him and hated him doubly.
-
-Next to an animal too strong to be ill-used at all Benjy disliked an
-animal too weak to be ill-used much or long. Now as to this veteran
-Mister Rough, there was no saying what he had not borne, and would not
-bear. He seemed to absorb the nine lives of every cat he killed into his
-own constitution, and only to grow leaner, tougher, more scarred, more
-grizzled, and more “game” as time went on.
-
-And so there grew up in Benjy an admiration for his powers of endurance
-which almost amounted to regard.
-
-
- MORE MISCHIEF.
-
-Benjy had got a bad fit on him. He was in a mood for mischief. Perhaps
-he was not well; he certainly was intolerable by all about him. He even
-ventured to play a trick on Nox. Thus:
-
-Nox was a luxurious, comfort-loving old fellow, and after a good deal of
-exercise in the fresh air he thoroughly enjoyed the drowsy effect of a
-plentiful meal, a warm room, and a comfortable hearth-rug.
-
-If anything in the events of the day had disturbed his composure, or
-affected his feelings, how he talked it all over to himself, with
-curious, expressive little noises, marvellously like human speech, till
-by degrees the remarks came few and far between, the velvety eyelids
-closed, and with one expressive grunt Nox was asleep! But in a few
-moments, though the handsome black body was at rest on the crimson
-sheep-skin that was so becoming to his beauty, his—whatever you please
-to allow in the shape of an “inner consciousness”—was in the land of
-dreams. He was talking once more, this time with short, muffled barks
-and whines, and twitching violently with his legs. Perhaps he fancied
-himself accomplishing a rescue. But a whistle from his master would
-pierce his dream, and quiet without awaking him.
-
-In his most luxurious moments he would roll on to his back, and
-stretching his neck and his four legs to their uttermost, would abandon
-himself to sleep and enjoyment.
-
-It was one of these occasions which Benjy chose for teasing poor Nox. As
-he sat near him he kept lightly pricking his sensitive lips with a fine
-needle. Nox would half awake, shake his head, rub his lips with his paw
-in great disgust, and finally drop off again. When he was fairly asleep,
-Benjy recommenced, for he did dearly love to tease and torment, and this
-evening he was in a restless, mischievous mood. At last one prick was a
-little too severe; Nox jumped up with a start, and the needle went
-deeply in, the top breaking off with the jerk, but the remainder was
-fast in the flesh, where his little sisters discovered it.
-
-Oh! how they wept for the sufferings of their pet! _They_ were not
-afraid of Nox, and had no scruple in handling the powerful mouth whose
-sharp white teeth had so often pretended to bite their hands, with a
-pretence as gentle as if they had been made of eggshell. At last the
-braver of the two held his lips and extracted the needle, whilst the
-other wiped the tears from her sister’s eyes that she might see what she
-was about. Nox himself sat still and moaned faintly, and wagged his tail
-very feebly; but when the operation was over he fairly knocked the
-little sisters down in his gratitude, and licked their faces till he was
-out of breath.
-
-Then he talked to himself for a full half-hour about the injury, and who
-could have been the culprit.
-
-And then he fell asleep and dreamed of his enemy, and growled at him.
-
-But Benjy went out and threw a stick at Mister Rough. And when Mister
-Rough caught it he swung him by it violently round and round. But Mister
-Rough’s teeth were beginning to be the worse for wear, and at the fifth
-round he lost his hold for the first time in his career.
-
-Then Benjy would have caught him to punish him, but either unnerved by
-his failure, or suspicious of the wicked look in Benjy’s eye, Mister
-Rough for the first time “feared his fate,” and took to his heels.
-
-Benjy could not find him, but he found Tom, who was chasing a Scotch
-terrier with stones. So Benjy joined the sport, which would have been
-very good fun, but that one of the stones perversely hit the poor beast
-on the head, and put an end to the chase.
-
-And that night a neighbor’s dog was lost, and there was another corpse
-in the river.
-
-
- FROM THE MORGUE TO THE MOON.
-
-Benjy went to bed, but he could not sleep. He wished he had not put that
-dog in the river—it would get him into a scrape. He had been flogged
-for Mr. Goodman’s spaniel, and though Mister Rough had been flogged for
-Lady Dumble’s cat, Benjy knew on whose shoulders the flogging should by
-rights have descended. Then Nox seemed all right, in spite of the
-needle, and would no doubt pursue his officious charities with sunrise.
-Benjy could not trust himself to get up early in the morning, but he
-could go out that night, and he would—with a hayfork—and get the body
-out of the water, and hide or bury it.
-
-When Benjy came to the river-side a sort of fascination drew him to the
-Morgue. What if the body were already there! But it was not. There were
-only a kitten, part of an old basket, and the roller of a jack-towel.
-And when Benjy looked up into the willow, the moon was looking down at
-him through the forked limbs of the tree, and it looked so large and so
-near, that Benjy thought that if he were sitting upon a certain branch
-he could touch it with his hand.
-
-Then he bethought him of a book which had been his mother’s and now
-belonged to his sisters, in which it was amusingly pretended that dogs
-went to the moon after their existence on earth was over. The book had a
-frontispiece representing the dogs sitting in the moon and relating
-their former experiences.
-
-“It would be odd if the one we killed last were up there now,” said
-Benjy to himself. And he fancied that as he said it the man in the moon
-winked at him.
-
-“I wonder if it is really true,” said Benjy, aloud.
-
-“Not exactly,” said the man in the moon, “but something like it. This is
-Beastland. Won’t you come up?”
-
-“Well, I never did!” cried Benjy, whose English was not of the refined
-order.
-
-“Oh, yes, you have,” said the man in the moon, waggishly. “Now, are you
-coming up? But perhaps you can’t climb.”
-
-“Can’t I?” said Benjy, and in three minutes he was on the branch, and
-close to the moon. The higher he climbed the larger the moon looked,
-till it was like the biggest disc of light ever thrown by a magic
-lantern, and when he was fairly seated on the branch close by, he could
-see nothing but a blaze of white light all round him.
-
-“Walk boldly in,” he heard the man in the moon say. “Put out your feet,
-and don’t be afraid; it’s not so bright inside.” So Benjy put his feet
-down, and dropped, and thought he was certainly falling into the river.
-But he only fell upon his feet, and found himself in Beastland. It was
-an odd place, truly!
-
-As Cerberus guarded the entrance to Pluto’s domains, so there sat at the
-going in to Beastland a black dog—the very black dog who gets on to
-sulky children’s backs. And on the back of the black dog sat a crow—the
-crow that people pluck when they quarrel; and though it has been plucked
-so often it has never been plucked bare, but is in very good feather
-yet, unfortunately. And in a field behind was an Irish bull, a mad bull,
-but quite harmless. The old cow was there too, but not the tune she died
-of, for being still popular on earth, it could not be spared. Near these
-the nightmare was grazing, and in a corner of the field was the mare’s
-nest, on which sat a round-robin, hatching plots.
-
-And about the mare’s nest flew a tell-tale-tit—the little bird who
-tells tales and carries news. And it has neither rest nor nest of its
-own, for gossips are always gadding, and mischief is always being made.
-And in a cat’s cradle swung from the sky slept the cat who washes the
-dishes, with a clean dishcloth under her head, ready to go down by the
-first sunbeam to her work. Whilst the bee that gets into Scotchmen’s
-bonnets went buzzing restlessly up and down with nothing to do, for all
-the lunatics in North Britain happened to be asleep that evening. And on
-the head of the right nail hung a fancy portrait of the cat who “does
-it,” when careless or dishonest servants waste and destroy things. I
-need hardly say that the cat could not be there herself, because (like
-Mrs. Gamp’s friend, Mrs. Harris) “there ain’t no such a person.”
-
-Benjy stared about him for a bit, and then he began to feel
-uncomfortable.
-
-“Where is the man in the moon?” he inquired.
-
-“Gone to Norwich,” said the tell-tale-tit.
-
-“And have you anything to say against that?” asked the crow. “Caw, caw,
-caw! pluck me, if you dare!”
-
-“It’s very odd,” thought Benjy; “but I’ll go on.”
-
-The black dog growled, but let him pass; the bee buzzed about, and the
-cat in the cradle swung and slept serenely through it all.
-
-“I should get on quicker if I rode instead of walking,” thought Benjy;
-so he went up to the nightmare and asked if she would carry him a few
-miles.
-
-“You must be the victim of a very singular delusion,” said the
-nightmare, coolly. “It is for me to be carried by you, not for you to
-ride on me.” And as Benjy looked, her nose grew longer and longer, and
-her eyes were so hideous, they took Benjy’s breath away; and he fled as
-fast as his legs would carry him. And so he got deep, deep into
-Beastland.
-
-Oh! it was a beautiful place. There were many more beasts than there are
-in the Zoölogical Garden; and they were all free. They did not devour
-each other, for a peculiar kind of short grass grew all over Beastland,
-which was eaten by all alike.
-
-If by chance there were any quarrelling, or symptoms of misbehavior, the
-man in the moon would cry “Manners!” and all was quiet at once.
-
-Talking of manners, the civility of the beasts in Beastland was most
-conspicuous. They came in crowds and welcomed Benjy, each after his own
-fashion. The cats rubbed their heads against his legs and held their
-tails erect, as if they were presenting arms. The dogs wagged theirs,
-and barked and capered round him; except one French poodle, who “sat up”
-during the whole visit, as an act of politeness. The little birds sang
-and chirruped. The pigeons sat on his shoulders and cooed; two little
-swallows clung to the eaves of his hat, and twitched their tails, and
-said “Kiwit! kiwit!” A peacock with a spread tail went before him; and a
-flock of rose-colored cockatoos brought up the rear. Presently a wise
-and solemn old elephant came and knelt before Benjy; and Benjy got on to
-his back and rode in triumph, the other beasts following.
-
-“Let us show him the lions!” cried all the beasts, and on they went.
-
-But when Benjy found that they meant real lions—like the lions in a
-menagerie, but not in cages—he was frightened, and would not go on. And
-he explained that by the “lions” of a place _he_ meant the “sights” that
-are exhibited to strangers, whether natural curiosities or local
-manufactures. When the beasts understood this, they were most anxious to
-show him “lions” of his own kind.
-
-So the wise-eyed beavers, whose black faces were as glossy as that of
-Nox, took him to their lodges, and showed him how they fell or collect
-wood “up stream” with their sharp teeth, and so float it down to the
-spot where they have decided to build, as the “logs” from American
-forests float down the rivers in spring. And as they displayed the
-wonderous forethought and ingenuity of their common dwellings, a little
-caddis worm, in the water hard by, begged Benjy to observe that, on a
-smaller scale, his own house bore witness to similar patience and skill,
-with its rubble walls of motley variety.
-
-In another stream a doughty little stickleback sailing round and round
-the barrel-shaped nest, over which he was keeping watch, displayed its
-construction with pardonable pride.
-
-Then Benjy saw, with an interest it was impossible not to feel, the
-wonderful galleries in the earth cities of the ants; the nest of the
-large hornet, the wasp, and the earwig, where hive as well as comb is
-the work of the industrious proprietors; and whilst he was looking at
-these, a message came from three patches of lepraliæ on the back of an
-old oyster-shell by the sea, to beg that Benjy would come and see their
-dwelling, where the cells were not of one uniform pattern, but in all
-varieties of exquisite shapes, each tribe or family having its own
-proper style of architecture. And it must not be supposed that, because
-lepralæ cells can only be seen under a microscope with us, that it was
-so in Beastland; for there all the labors and exquisite performances of
-every small animal were equally manifest to sight.
-
-But invitations came in fast. The “social grosbecks” requested him to
-visit their city of nests in a distant wood; the “prairie dogs” wished
-to welcome him to their village of mounds, where each dog, sitting on
-his own little hut, eagerly awaited the honor of his visit. The rooks
-bade him to a solemn conference; and a sentinel was posted on every
-alternate tree, up to the place of meeting, to give notice of his
-approach. A spider (looking very like some little, old, hard-headed,
-wizen-faced, mechanical genius!) was really anxious to teach Benjy to
-make webs.
-
-“Look here,” said he; “we will suppose that you are ready and about to
-begin. Well. You look—anywhere, in fact—down into space, and decide to
-what point you wish to affix your first line. Then—you have a ball of
-thread in your inside, of course?”
-
-“I can’t say that I have,” said Benjy; “but I have a good deal of string
-in my pocket.”
-
-“That’s all right,” said the spider; “I call it thread; you call it
-string. Pocket or stomach, it’s all the same, I suppose. Well——”
-
-But just as the spider was at the crisis of his lesson, and all was
-going on most pleasantly—whizz!—the tell-tale-tit made its appearance,
-and soon whispered, first to one animal and then to another, who and
-what Benjy was. The effect was magical. “Scandalous!” cried all the
-beasts; “the monster!” An old tabby cat puffed out her tail, and ran up
-a tree. “Boy!” she exclaimed, in a tone of the deepest disgust; for in
-Beastland they say “boy” as a term of reproach where we should say
-“beast.”
-
-The confusion was great, and the tell-tale-tit revelled in it, hopping
-and flitting about, and adding a word here or there if the excitement
-seemed to flag.
-
-“To think what he might do to us, if we were down yonder!” cried an old
-pug. (She was a great-grand-mother and so fat that she could hardly
-waddle.)
-
-“He is in _your_ power up here, you know,” said the tell-tale-tit,
-suggestively.
-
-“So he is!” cried the beasts; and with one voice they
-shouted—“Punishment! Punishment! Bring him to the lion!” And to the
-lion he was brought, the beasts still crying, “Punishment! Punishment!”
-
-“I’ll punish him!” cried a donkey, who trotted up on hearing of the
-matter. “Let me get a lump of cold iron between his teeth, and tug and
-jerk it against the corners of his mouth. Let me pull in and flog at the
-same moment. Let me knock him over the head, and kick him in the ribs,
-and thwack his back, and prod his side; and I’ll soon make him run, and
-take his nasty temper out of him, and teach him to carry any weight, and
-go gaily in harness.”
-
-“Gently, gently, my friend,” said the lion. “You speak under a very
-natural feeling of irritation; but if I am to be judge of this case, the
-prisoner must have fair play.”
-
-Accordingly the beasts placed themselves in a sort of circle, Benjy
-being put in the middle; and a bull-frog who lived in a ditch hard by
-was appointed to watch the case on his behalf. The bull-frog had big,
-watchful eyes, and was cool and cautious. As the case proceeded he
-occasionally said “Omph!” which sounded thoughtful, and committed him to
-nothing.
-
-“What is the prisoner accused of?” asked the lion.
-
-At this question everybody looked round for the tell-tale-tit; but, like
-most mischief-makers, the good gossip liked nothing less than being
-brought to book, and had taken advantage of the confusion to fly away.
-So the other animals had to recall what they had heard as best they
-might.
-
-“He ill-uses and drowns dogs, hunts and kills cats——”
-
-“Rough kills the cats,” interrupted Benjy, for he was becoming alarmed.
-
-“Omph!” said the bull-frog.
-
-“Send for Mr. Rough,” said the lion; and a messenger was despatched. (It
-is not always needful to disturb yourself, dear reader, when your pet
-dog is absent without leave: he may have gone on business to Beastland.)
-
-“Cock-a-doodle-do! Flap, flap! send for more whilst you are about it,”
-cried a handsome gamecock, strutting into the midst. “Cock-a-doodle-do!
-when I crow, let no other cock open his beak. There’s a
-nice-cock-fighting, good-for-nothing young scapegrace! I know a pullet
-of the same breed down yonder: his name is Tom. Let him be fetched up,
-and we will fasten spurs to their heels, and set them to kick each other
-and tear each other’s eyes out. It will be rare sport, and sport is a
-noble taste, and should be encouraged. Flap, flap! cock-a-doodle-do!”
-
-The cock was just stretched on his tiptoes, in the act of crowing, when
-a pattering of feet and the jingling of a chain collar was heard, and
-Mister Rough trotted brusquely into the circle, with his clipped ears
-and his stumpy tail erect.
-
-“Mister Rough,” said the lion; “the prisoner says it is you and not he
-who torment the cats.”
-
-“Bowf, bowf, bowf!” replied the terrier, jumping wildly about in his
-stocking feet. “Whose fault is it? Wowf, wowf, wowf who taught me to do
-it? Bowf, wowf! that bad boy there. Rowf, rowf! let me get hold of him
-by the small of the back, and I’ll shake him as I would shake a rat.
-Rowf, wowf, bowf!”
-
-“_Manners!_” cried the man in the moon, and there was silence at once.
-
-“Then he has not gone to Norwich, after all!” said Benjy to himself.
-
-After a short pause the examination was resumed. Mister Rough deposed
-that he hunted cats by the teaching and imperative orders of Benjy and
-other human beings. That he could not now see a cat without a feeling
-which he could only describe as madness seizing him, which obliged him
-to chase and despatch puss without any delay. He never felt this
-sensation towards the cat of his own house, in her own kitchen. They
-were quite friendly, and ate from the same dish. In cross examination he
-admitted that he had a natural taste for tearing things, and preferred
-fur to any other material. But he affirmed that an occasional slipper or
-other article would have served the purpose, but for his unfortunate
-education, especially if the slipper or other article were hairy or
-trimmed with fur.
-
-“But all that is as nothing,” cried the old tabby, indignantly; “he has
-been guilty of the most horrible cruelties, and they ought to be paid
-back to him in kind. Sss, spt, he’s a boy, I say, a regular boy!”
-
-“Omph!” said the bull-frog, and went below to consider the case.
-
-“Gentlebeasts,” said the lion, “I consider it unnecessary to hear more
-evidences against the prisoner, especially as no attempt is made to deny
-his cruelties, though in the matter of cat-hunting he implicates Mister
-Rough. There are not two opinions as to his guilt; the only open
-question is that of punishment. As you have placed the matter in my
-hands, I will beg you to wait until I have taken three turns and given
-the subject my serious consideration.”
-
-But instead of three turns the lion took seven, pacing majestically
-round and round, and now and then lashing his tail. At last he resumed
-his seat; the bull-frog put his green head up again, and the lion gave
-judgment.
-
-“Gentlebeasts, birds, and fishes, I have given this subject my most
-serious consideration, and I trust that my decision will not give
-offense. Our friend, Madame Tabby, declares that the prisoner should be
-punished with a like cruelty to that which he has inflicted. Friend
-Donkey is ready to ride or drive him with all the kicking, beating, and
-pulling which soured his own temper, and stunted his faculties in their
-early development. I must frankly roar that I am not in favor of this.
-My friends, let us not degrade ourselves to the level of men. We know
-what they are. Too often stupid in their kindness, vindictive in their
-anger, and not seldom wantonly cruel. Is this our character as a class?
-Do we even commonly retaliate? Ask friend Donkey himself. Does the
-treatment (even more irrational than unkind) which blunts the
-intelligence, and twists the temper of so many of his race, prevent
-their rendering on the whole the largest labor for the roughest usage of
-any servant of man? Need I speak of dogs? Do they bear malice towards a
-harsh master? Are they unfaithful because he is unkind? Would Mister
-Rough himself permit any one to touch an article of his master’s
-property, or grudge his own life in his defense? No, my friends, we are
-beasts, remember—not boys. We have our own ideas of chase and sport,
-like men; but cruelty is not one of our vices. I believe, gentlebeasts,
-that it is a principle with the human race to return good for evil; but
-according to my experience the practice is more common amongst
-ourselves. Gentlebeasts, we _cannot_ treat this boy as he has treated
-us: but he is unworthy of our society, and I condemn him to be expelled.
-Some of our dog-friends have taken refuge here with tin-kettles at their
-tails. Let one of these be fastened to Benjy, and let him be chased from
-Beastland.”
-
-This was no sooner said than done. And with an old tin pan cutting his
-heels at every step, Benjy was hunted from the moon. The lion gave one
-terrific roar as the signal for starting, and all the beasts, with
-Mister Rough at their head, gave chase.
-
-Dear readers, did you ever wonder—as I used to wonder—if one could get
-to the end of the world _and jump off_? One is bound to confess that, as
-regards our old earth, it is not feasible; but permit me (in a story) to
-state that Benjy ran and ran till he got to the end of the moon and
-jumped off, Mister Rough jumping after him. Down, down they went through
-space; past the Great Bear (where were all the ghosts of the big wild
-beasts); past the Little Bear (where were the ghosts of all the small
-wild beasts); close by the Dog Star, where good dogs go to when they
-die, and where “the dog in the manger” sat outside and must never go in
-till all the dogs are assembled. This they passed so close that they
-could see the dog of Montargis and the hound Gelert affably licking each
-other’s noses, and telling stories of old times to the latest comer.
-This was a white poodle, whose days on earth had been prolonged by
-tender care till he outlived almost every faculty and sense but the
-power to eat, and a strange intuitive knowledge of his master’s
-presence, surviving every other instinct. There he sat now, no longer
-the blind, deaf, feeble, shrunken heap of bones and matted wool, that
-died of sheer old age, and was buried on the garden side of the
-church-yard wall, as near as permissible to the family vault; but the
-snowy, fluffy, elegant poodle of his youth, with graceful ears raised in
-respectful attention to the hero of Montargis.
-
-Down, down they went, on, on! How far and long it seemed! And now it was
-no longer night but morning, and the sun shone, and still they went on,
-on, down, down: Benjy crying “Oh! oh!” and Rough and his chain collar
-going “Bowf, wowf, jingle, jingle,” till they came close above the
-river, and before Benjy could give an extra shriek the two were
-floundering in the water. Rough soon swam ashore, but Benjy could not
-swim, and the water sucked him down as it had sucked down many a dog in
-that very spot. Then Benjy choked, and gasped, and struggled as his
-victims had so often choked, and gasped, and struggled under his eyes.
-And he fought with the intolerable suffocation till it seemed as if his
-head must burst, yet he could not cry out, for the cold water gagged
-him. Then he grasped at something that floated by, but it gave him no
-help, for it was a dead dog—the one he had thrown into the river the
-evening before. And horror chilled him more than the cold water had
-done, as he thought that now he himself must be drowned, and rot among
-these ghastly relics of his cruelty. And a rook on a tree hard by cried,
-“Serve him right! serve him right!” whilst the frogs on the river’s
-brink sat staring at the crushed bodies of their relatives, and croaked,
-“Stone him! stone him!”
-
-A pike hovering near could owe him no grudge, for the creatures he had
-drowned had afforded it many a meal. But, like most accomplices, the
-pike was selfish, and only waited for the time when it could eat Benjy
-too.
-
-Meanwhile, some one on the bank was giving short barks, like minute guns
-of distress, that had quite a different meaning.
-
-And then Benjy sank; and as he went down the remembrance of all his
-cruelties rushed over his mind, as the water rushed over his body. All,
-from the first bumble-bee he had tortured, to the needle in Nox’s lip,
-came together in one hideous crowd to his remembrance, till even the
-callous soul of Benjy sickened, and he loathed himself.
-
-And now he rose again for a moment to the surface, and caught a breath
-of air, and saw the blue sky, and heard a corn-crake in the field where
-his sisters had wanted him to go cowslip-gathering; and he fancied that
-he saw the beautiful black head of Nox also in the water, and found
-himself saying in his heart, “No, no! thank God I didn’t kill _him_.”
-
-And then he sank again. And he thought of his home, and his father and
-mother, and the little sisters whom he had teased; and how he had got
-them into scrapes, and killed their pets, and laughed at their tears.
-And he remembered how they had come to meet him last midsummer holidays,
-with flowers in their hats and flowers round the donkey’s ears; and how
-he had prodded poor Neddy with a stick having a sliding spike, which he
-had brought with him. And what fun he had found in the starts of the
-donkey and the terror and astonishment of the children. Oh! how often
-had he not skulked from the society of these good and dear ones, to be
-proud of being noticed and instructed in evil by some untaught village
-blackguard! And then he thought of the cosy bed and his mother’s nightly
-blessing, never more to be his, who must now lie amongst dead dogs as if
-he himself were such another!
-
-And then he rose again, and there was the noble head of old Nox not
-three feet from him. He could see the clear brown eyes fixed eagerly
-upon him, and he thought, “He is coming to revenge himself on me.” But
-he did not mind, for he was almost past feeling any new pain. Only he
-gave one longing, wistful look towards the home that had been his. And
-as he looked a lark rose and went up into the summer sky. And as the
-lark went, up, up, Benjy went down, down.
-
-Now as he sank there came into his mind a memory of something he had
-once read, comparing the return of a Christian soul to God to the
-soaring of a lark into the heavens. And no animal that he had seized in
-his pitiless grasp ever felt such despair and helplessness as Benjy felt
-when the strong, pitiless thought seized his soul that though his body
-might decay among dead dogs, he could not die as the dogs had
-died—irresponsible for the use of life. And many a sin, besides sins of
-cruelty came back to poor Benjy’s mind—known sins, for which he had
-been punished, but not penitent; sins that were known to no human being
-but himself, and sins, that he had forgotten until now. And he
-remembered one day at school, when the head master had given some
-serious warnings and advice to himself and a few other boys in private.
-And how he had sat mum and meek, with his smudgy and secretive face,
-till the old doctor had departed, and how he had then delivered a not
-very clever mimic address in the doctor’s style, to the effectual
-dissipation of all serious thought. And now—opportunities, advice, and
-time of amendment were all but gone, and what had he to look forward to?
-From the depths of his breaking heart Benjy prayed he might somehow or
-other be spared to do better. And for the third and last time he rose to
-the surface.
-
-The lark was almost out of sight; but close to Benjy’s pallid face was a
-soft black nose, and large brown eyes met his with an expression neither
-revengeful nor affectionate. It was business-like, earnest, and somewhat
-eager and proud. And then the soft, sensitive mouth he had wounded
-seized Benjy with a hold as firm and as gentle as if he had been a rare
-water-fowl, and Nox paddled himself round with his broad, brown paws,
-and made gallantly for shore. Benjy was much heavier than a dead cat,
-and the big brave beast had hard work of it; so that by the time he had
-dragged the body to land, Nox was too far spent to toss his head and
-carry his prize about as usual. He dropped Benjy, and lay down by him,
-with one paw on the body, as much as to say, “Let no unauthorized person
-meddle in this matter.”
-
-But when he had rested, he took up Benjy in his mouth, and—not deigning
-so much as a glance in the direction of some men who were shouting and
-running towards him—he trotted with his burden to the Morgue under the
-willow tree, where he laid Benjy down side by side with two dead dogs, a
-kitten, and an old hat.
-
-After which he shook himself, and went home to breakfast.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-
- WHAT BECAME OF BENJY.
-
-Benjy was duly found under the willow tree, and taken home. For a long
-time he was very ill, though at last he recovered; and I am bound to
-state that some of his relatives consider his visit to Beastland to be
-entirely mythical. They believe that he fell from the willow tree into
-the water, and that his visit to the moon is a fanciful conceit woven
-during illness by his fevered brain.
-
-However that may be, Benjy and beasts were thenceforward on very
-different terms. Some other causes may have helped towards this. Perhaps
-when the boys of a family are naturally disagreeable, the fact is apt to
-be too readily acquiesced in. They have a license which no one would
-dream of according to “the girls,” but it may sometimes be too readily
-decided that “boys will be boys,” in the most obnoxious sense of the
-phrase, and a “bad name” is unfavorable to them as well as to dogs.
-
-Now, during long weeks of convalescence, Benjy’s only companions were
-his parents and the little sisters whose sympathy with beastkind had
-always been in such manifest contrast with his own tastes. And as the
-little maids could only amuse him with their own amusements, and as,
-moreover, there is no occupation so soothing, healing, and renovating to
-mind and body, so full of interest without hurtful excitement, as the
-study of Nature, it came about that Benjy’s sick-room was so decorated
-with plants, aquariums, and so forth, that it became a sort of miniature
-Beastland. From watching his sisters, Benjy took to feeding the
-fresh-water beasts himself; and at last became so tenderly interested in
-their fate, that he privately “tipped” the house-maid with his last
-half-crown, to induce her to come up the stairs in the morning with
-great circumspection. For the cray-fish was given to escaping from his
-tank for an early stroll, and had once been all but trodden on at the
-bottom of the first flight of stairs.
-
-But it was a very sad event which finally and fully softened Benjy’s
-heart.
-
-As Benjy was being carried into the house after his accident, Mister
-Rough caught sight of his master in this doleful position, and was
-anxious to follow and see what became of him. But as he was in the way,
-a servant was ordered to fasten him up in his own out-house; and to this
-man’s care he was confided through Benjy’s illness. The little girls
-often asked after him, and received satisfactory reports of his health,
-but as the terrier’s temper was supposed to be less trustworthy than
-that of Nox, they were not allowed to play with him, or take him out
-with them. Hence it came about that he was a good deal neglected at this
-time, Benjy’s parents being so absorbed by the anxiety of his illness,
-and the sisters not being allowed to make the dog their companion. Once
-or twice the servant took him out for a run; but Mister Rough would not
-take a proper “constitutional.” The instant he was free, he fled to the
-house to see what had become of Benjy. As he did this every time, and it
-was inconvenient, the servant finally left him alone, and did not take
-him out at all. Food was put within his reach, but Mister Rough’s
-appetite failed daily. A cat crept in under the roof and looked at her
-old enemy with impunity. A rat stole his crusts; and Mister Rough never
-moved his eyes nor his nose from the opening under the barn-door. Oh,
-for one sniff of Benjy passing by! Oh, to be swung round a dozen times
-by the teeth or tail! Oh, for a kicking, a thrashing—for _anything_
-from Benjy! So the gentle heart within that rough little body pined day
-by day in its loving anxiety for a harsh master.
-
-But the first time that Benjy came downstairs he begged that Mister
-Rough might be brought into the drawing-room; for, as I have said, if he
-had a regard for any animal, it was for the wiry terrier. So the servant
-opened the barn-door; and Mister Rough thought of Benjy, and darted into
-the house. And when he got into the front hall, he smelt Benjy, and ran
-into the drawing-room; and when he got into the drawing-room, he saw
-Benjy, who had heard the jingle of his collar, and stood up to receive
-him with outstretched arms. Then with one wild sound, that was neither a
-bark nor a whine, Mister Rough sprang to Benjy’s arms, and fell at his
-feet.
-
-Dead? Yes dead; with one spasm of unspeakable joy!
-
-Benjy’s grief for his faithful friend was not favorable to his bodily
-health just then, but it was good for him in other ways. And as the
-bitter tears poured over his cheeks and dropped on to the scarred,
-grizzled little face that could feel cruelty or kindness no more, the
-smudginess seemed to be washed away from him body and soul.
-
-Yes, in spite of all past sins, Benjy lived to amend, and to become,
-eventually, a first-rate naturalist and a good friend to beasts. For
-there is no doubt that some most objectionable boys do get scrubbed, and
-softened, and ennobled into superior men. And Benjy was one of these.
-
-By the time he was thoroughly strong again, he and his little sisters
-had a common interest in the animals under their care—their own private
-Beastland. He tried to pet another terrier, but in vain. So the new
-“Rough” was given to the sisters, and Benjy adopted Nox. For he said, “I
-should like a dog who knew Mister Rough;” and, “If Nox likes, me in
-spite of old times, I shall believe I am fit to keep a pet.” And no one
-who knows dogs needs to be told that not the ghost of a bit of malice
-lessened the love which the benevolent retriever bore to his new master.
-
-The savings of Benjy’s pocket-money for some time were expended on a
-tombstone for the terrier’s grave, with this inscription:
-
- TO A FAITHFUL FRIEND,
- ROUGH WITHOUT AND GENTLE WITHIN,
- WHO DIED OF JOY,
- APRIL 3, 18—
- ON HIS MASTER’S RECOVERY FROM SICKNESS.
-
-And that true and tender beast, who bore so much hard usage for so long,
-but died of his one great happiness——
-
-Dear reader, do you not think he is in the Dog Star?
-
-
-
-
- THE PEACE-EGG.
-
-
- A CHRISTMAS TALE.
-
-Every one ought to be happy at Christmas. But there are many things
-which ought to be, and yet are not; and people are sometimes sad even in
-the Christmas holidays.
-
-The Captain and his wife were sad, though it was Christmas Eve. Sad,
-though they were in the prime of life, blessed with good health, devoted
-to each other and to their children, with competent means, a comfortable
-house on a little freehold property of their own, and, one might say,
-everything the heart could desire. Sad, though they were good people,
-whose peace of mind had a firmer foundation than their earthly goods
-alone; contented people, too, with plenty of occupation for mind and
-body. Sad—and in the nursery this was held to be past all
-reason—though the children were performing that ancient and most
-entertaining play or Christmas mystery of Good St. George of England,
-known as _The Peace-Egg_, for their benefit and behoof alone.
-
-The play was none the worse that most of the actors were too young to
-learn parts, so that there was very little of the rather tedious
-dialogue, only plenty of dress and ribbons, and of fighting with the
-wooden swords. But though St. George looked bonny enough to warm any
-father’s heart, as he marched up and down with an air learned by
-watching many a parade in barrack-square and drill-ground, and though
-the Valiant Slasher did not cry in spite of falling hard and the Doctor
-treading accidentally on his little finger in picking him up, still the
-Captain and his wife sighed nearly as often as they smiled, and the
-mother dropped tears as well as pennies into the cap which the King of
-Egypt brought round after the performance.
-
-
- THE CAPTAIN’S WIFE.
-
-Many many years back the Captain’s wife had been a child herself, and
-had laughed to see the village mummers act the Peace-Egg, and had been
-quite happy on Christmas Eve. Happy, though she had no mother. Happy,
-though her father was a stern man, very fond of his only child, but with
-an obstinate will that not even she dared thwart. She had lived to
-thwart it, and he had never forgiven her. It was when she married the
-Captain. The old man had a prejudice against soldiers which was quite
-reason enough, in his opinion, for his daughter to sacrifice the
-happiness of her future life by giving up the soldier she loved. At last
-he gave her her choice between the Captain and his own favor and money.
-She chose the Captain, and was disowned and disinherited.
-
-The Captain bore a high character, and was a good and clever officer,
-but that went for nothing against the old man’s whim. He made a very
-good husband, too; but even this did not move his father-in-law, who had
-never held any intercourse with him or his wife since the day of their
-marriage, and who had never seen his own grandchildren. Though not so
-bitterly prejudiced as the old father, the Captain’s wife’s friends had
-their doubts about the marriage. The place was not a military station,
-and they were quiet country folk who knew very little about soldiers,
-whilst what they imagined was not altogether favorable to “red-coats,”
-as they called them. Soldiers are well-looking generally, it is true
-(and the Captain was more than well-looking—he was handsome); brave, of
-course, it is their business (and the Captain had V.C. after his name
-and several bits of ribbon on his patrol jacket). But then, thought the
-good people, they are here to-day and gone to-morrow, you “never know
-where you have them;” they are probably in debt, possibly married to
-several women in several foreign countries, and, though they are very
-courteous in society, who knows how they treat their wives when they
-drag them off from their natural friends and protectors to distant lands
-where no one can call them to account?
-
-“Ah, poor thing!” said Mrs. John Bull, junior, as she took off her
-husband’s coat on his return from business, a week after the Captain’s
-wedding, “I wonder how she feels? There’s no doubt the old man behaved
-disgracefully; but it’s a great risk marrying a soldier. It stands to
-reason, military men aren’t domestic; and I wish—Lucy Jane, fetch your
-papa’s slippers, quick!—she’d had the sense to settle down comfortably
-amongst her friends with a man who would have taken care of her.”
-
-“Officers are a wild set, I expect,” said Mr. Bull, complacently, as he
-stretched his limbs in his own particular arm-chair, into which no
-member of his family ever intruded. “But the red-coats carry the day
-with plenty of girls who ought to know better. You women are always
-caught by a bit of finery. However, there’s no use our bothering _our_
-heads about it. As she has brewed she must bake.”
-
-The Captain’s wife’s baking was lighter and more palatable than her
-friends believed. The Captain (who took off his own coat when he came
-home, and never wore slippers but in his dressing-room) was domestic
-enough. A selfish companion must, doubtless, be a great trial amid the
-hardships of military life, but when a soldier is kind-hearted he is
-often a much more helpful and thoughtful and handy husband than an
-equally well-meaning civilian. Amid the ups and downs of their
-wanderings, the discomforts of shipboard and of stations in the
-colonies, bad servants, and unwonted sicknesses, the Captain’s
-tenderness never failed. If the life was rough the Captain was ready. He
-had been, by turns, in one strait or another, sick-nurse, doctor,
-carpenter, nurse-maid, and cook to his family, and had, moreover, an
-idea that nobody filled these offices quite so well as himself. Withal,
-his very profession kept him neat, well-dressed, and active. In the
-roughest of their ever-changing quarters he was a smarter man, more like
-the lover of his wife’s young days, than Mr. Bull amid his stationary
-comforts. Then if the Captain’s wife was—as her friends said—“never
-settled,” she was also for ever entertained by new scenes; and domestic
-mischances do not weigh very heavily on people whose possessions are few
-and their intellectual interests many. It is true that there were ladies
-in the Captain’s regiment who passed by sea and land from one quarter of
-the globe to another, amid strange climates and customs, strange trees
-and flowers, beasts and birds; from the glittering snows of North
-America to the orchids of the Cape, from beautiful Pera to the
-lily-covered hills of Japan, and who in no place rose above the fret of
-domestic worries, and had little to tell on their return but of the
-universal misconduct of servants, from Irish “helps” in the colonies, to
-_compradors_ and China-boys at Shanghai. But it was not so with the
-Captain’s wife. Moreover, one becomes accustomed to one’s fate, and she
-moved her whole establishment from the Curragh to Corfu with less
-anxiety than that felt by Mrs. Bull over a port-wine stain on the best
-table-cloth.
-
-And yet, as years went and children came, the Captain and his wife grew
-tired of travelling. New scenes were small comfort when they heard of
-the death of old friends. One foot of murky English sky was dearer,
-after all, than miles of the unclouded heavens of the South. The gray
-hills and over-grown lanes of her old home haunted the Captain’s wife by
-night and day, and home-sickness (that weariest of all sicknesses) began
-to take the light out of her eyes before their time. It preyed upon the
-Captain too. Now and then he would say, fretfully, “_I should_ like an
-English resting-place, however small, before _everybody_ is dead! But
-the children’s prospects have to be considered.” The continued
-estrangement from the old man was an abiding sorrow also, and they had
-hopes that, if only they could get to England, he might be persuaded to
-peace and charity this time.
-
-At last they were sent home. But the hard old father still would not
-relent. He returned their letters unopened. This bitter disappointment
-made the Captain’s wife so ill that she almost died, and in one month
-the Captain’s hair became an iron gray. He reproached himself for having
-ever taken the daughter from her father, “to kill her at last,” as he
-said. And (thinking of his own children) he even reproached himself for
-having robbed the old widower of his only child. After two years at home
-his regiment was ordered to India. He failed to effect an exchange, and
-they prepared to move once more—from Chatham to Calcutta. Never before
-had the packing to which she was so well accustomed been so bitter a
-task to the Captain’s wife.
-
-It was at the darkest hour of this gloomy time that the Captain came in,
-waving above his head a letter which changed all their plans.
-
-Now close by the old home of the Captain’s wife there had lived a man,
-much older than herself, who yet had loved her with a devotion as great
-as that of the young Captain. She never knew it, for when he saw that
-she had given her heart to his younger rival, he kept silence, and he
-never asked for what he knew he might have had—the old man’s authority
-in his favor. So generous was the affection which he could never
-conquer, that he constantly tried to reconcile the father to his
-children whilst he lived, and, when he died, he bequeathed his house and
-small estate to the woman he had loved.
-
-“It will be a legacy of peace,” he thought, on his death-bed. “The old
-man cannot hold out when she and her children are constantly in sight.
-And it may please God that I shall know of the reunion I have not been
-permitted to see with my eyes.”
-
-And thus it came about that the Captain’s regiment went to India without
-him, and that the Captain’s wife and her father lived on opposite sides
-of the same road.
-
-
- MASTER ROBERT.
-
-The eldest of the Captain’s children was a boy. He was named Robert,
-after his grandfather, and seemed to have inherited a good deal of the
-old gentleman’s character, mixed with gentler traits. He was a fair,
-fine boy, tall and stout for his age, with the Captain’s regular
-features, and (he flattered himself) the Captain’s firm step and martial
-bearing. He was apt—like his grandfather—to hold his own will to be
-other people’s law, and (happily for the peace of the nursery) this
-opinion was devoutly shared by his brother Nicholas. Though the Captain
-had sold his commission, Robin continued to command an irregular force
-of volunteers in the nursery, and never was Colonel more despotic. His
-brothers and sisters were by turns infantry, cavalry, engineers, and
-artillery, according to his whim, and when his affections finally
-settled upon the Highlanders of “The Black Watch,” no female power could
-compel him to keep his stockings above his knees or his knickerbockers
-below them.
-
-The Captain alone was a match for his strong-willed son.
-
-“If you please, sir,” said Sarah, one morning, flouncing in upon the
-Captain, just as he was about to start for the neighboring town,—“If
-you please, sir, I wish you’d speak to Master Robert. He’s past my
-powers.”
-
-“I’ve no doubt of it,” thought the Captain, but he only said, “Well,
-what’s the matter?”
-
-“Night after night do I put him to bed,” said Sarah, “and night after
-night does he get up as soon as I’m out of the room, and says he’s
-orderly officer for the evening, and goes about in his night-shirt and
-his feet as bare as boards.”
-
-The Captain fingered his heavy moustache to hide a smile, but he
-listened patiently to Sarah’s complaints.
-
-“It ain’t so much _him_ I should mind, sir,” she continued, “but he goes
-round the beds and wakes up the other young gentlemen and Miss Dora, one
-after another, and when I speak to him, he gives me all the sauce he can
-lay his tongue to, and says he’s going round the guards. The other night
-I tried to put him back into his bed, but he got away and ran all over
-the house, me hunting him everywhere, and not a sign of him till he
-jumps out on me from the garret-stairs and nearly knocks me down. ‘I’ve
-visited the outposts, Sarah,’ says he; ‘all’s well.’ And off he goes to
-bed as bold as brass.”
-
-“Have you spoken to your mistress?” asked the Captain.
-
-“Yes, sir,” said Sarah. “And missis spoke to him, and he promised not to
-go round the guards again.”
-
-“Has he broken his promise?” asked the Captain, with a look of anger,
-and also of surprise.
-
-“When I opened the door last night, sir,” continued Sarah, in her shrill
-treble, “what should I see in the dark but Master Robert a-walking up
-and down with the carpet-brush stuck in his arm. ‘Who goes there?’ says
-he. ‘You owdacious boy!’ says I, ‘Didn’t you promise your ma you’d leave
-off them tricks?’ ‘I’m not going round the guards,’ says he; ‘I promised
-not. But I’m for sentry duty to-night.’ And say what I would to him, all
-he had for me was, ‘You mustn’t speak to a sentry on duty.’ So I says,
-‘As sure as I live till morning, I’ll go to your pa,’ for he pays no
-more attention to his ma than to me, nor to any one else.”
-
-“Please to see that the chair-bed in my dressing-room is moved into your
-mistress’s bed-room,” said the Captain. “I will attend to Master
-Robert.”
-
-With this Sarah had to content herself, and she went back to the
-nursery. Robert was nowhere to be seen, and made no reply to her
-summons. On this the unwary nurse-maid flounced into the bed-room to
-look for him, when Robert, who was hidden beneath a table, darted forth,
-and promptly locked her in.
-
-“You’re under arrest,” he shouted, through the key-hole.
-
-“Let me out!” shrieked Sarah.
-
-“I’ll send a file of the guard to fetch you to the orderly-room,
-by-and-by,” said Robert, “for ‘preferring frivolous complaints.’” And he
-departed to the farm-yard to look at the ducks.
-
-That night, when Robert went up to bed, the Captain quietly locked him
-into his dressing-room, from which the bed had been removed.
-
-“You’re for sentry duty, to-night,” said the Captain. “The carpet-brush
-is in the corner. Good-evening.”
-
-As his father anticipated, Robert was soon tired of the sentry game in
-these new circumstances, and long before the night had half worn away he
-wished himself safely undressed and in his own comfortable bed. At
-half-past twelve o’clock he felt as if he could bear it no longer, and
-knocked at the Captain’s door.
-
-“Who goes there?” said the Captain.
-
-“Mayn’t I go to bed, please?” whined poor Robert.
-
-“Certainly not,” said the Captain. “You’re on duty.”
-
-And on duty poor Robert had to remain, for the Captain had a will as
-well as his son. So he rolled himself up in his father’s railway rug,
-and slept on the floor.
-
-The next night he was very glad to go quietly to bed, and remain there.
-
-
- IN THE NURSERY.
-
-The Captain’s children sat at breakfast in a large, bright nursery. It
-was the room where the old bachelor had died, and now _her_ children
-made it merry. This was just what he would have wished.
-
-They all sat round the table, for it was breakfast-time. There were five
-of them, and five bowls of boiled bread-and-milk smoked before them.
-Sarah (a foolish, gossiping girl, who acted as nurse till better could
-be found) was waiting on them, and by the table sat Darkie, the black
-retriever, his long, curly back swaying slightly from the difficulty of
-holding himself up, and his solemn hazel eyes fixed very intently on
-each and all of the breakfast bowls. He was as silent and sagacious as
-Sarah was talkative and empty-headed. The expression of his face was
-that of King Charles I. as painted by Vandyke. Though large, he was
-unassuming. Pax, the pug, on the contrary, who came up to the first
-joint of Darkie’s leg, stood defiantly on his dignity (and his short
-stumps). He always placed himself in front of the bigger dog, and made a
-point of hustling him in doorways and of going first downstairs. He
-strutted like a beadle, and carried his tail more tightly curled than a
-bishop’s crook. He looked as one may imagine the frog in the fable would
-have looked had he been able to swell himself rather nearer to the size
-of the ox. This was partly due to his very prominent eyes, and partly to
-an obesity favored by habits of lying inside the fender and of eating
-meals proportioned more to his consequence than to his hunger. They were
-both favorites of two years’ standing, and had very nearly been given
-away, when the good news came of an English home for the family, dogs
-and all.
-
-Robert’s tongue was seldom idle, even at meals. “Are you a
-Yorkshirewoman, Sarah?” he asked, pausing, with his spoon full in his
-hand.
-
-“No, Master Robert,” said Sarah.
-
-“But you understand Yorkshire, don’t you? I can’t, very often; but mamma
-can, and can speak it, too. Papa says mamma always talks Yorkshire to
-servants and poor people. She used to talk Yorkshire to Themistocles,
-papa said, and he said it was no good; for though Themistocles knew a
-lot of langages, he didn’t know that. And mamma laughed, and said she
-didn’t know she did.”—“Themistocles was our man-servant in Corfu,”
-Robin added, in explanation. “He stole lots of things, Themistocles did;
-but papa found him out.”
-
-Robin now made a rapid attack on his bread-and-milk, after which he
-broke out again.
-
-“Sarah, who is that tall old gentleman at church, in the seat near the
-pulpit? He wears a cloak like what the Blues wear, only all blue, and is
-tall enough for a Life-guardsman. He stood up while we were kneeling,
-and said, _Almighty and most merciful Father_ louder than anybody.”
-
-Sarah knew who the old gentleman was, and knew also that the children
-did not know, and that their parents did not see fit to tell them as
-yet. But she had a passion for telling and hearing news, and would
-rather gossip with a child than not gossip at all. “Never you mind,
-Master Robin,” she said, nodding sagaciously. “Little boys aren’t to
-know everything.”
-
-“Ah, then, I know you don’t know,” replied Robert; “if you did, you’d
-tell. Nicholas, give some of your bread to Darkie and Pax. I’ve done
-mine. _For what we have received the Lord make us truly thankful._ Say
-your grace and put your chair away, and come along. I want to hold a
-court-martial.” And seizing his own chair by the seat, Robin carried it
-swiftly to its corner. As he passed Sarah he observed tauntingly, “You
-pretend to know, but you don’t.”
-
-“I do,” said Sarah.
-
-“You don’t,” said Robin.
-
-“Your ma’s forbid you to contradict, Master Robin,” said Sarah; “and if
-you do, I shall tell her. I know well enough who the old gentleman is,
-and perhaps I might tell you, only you’d go straight off and tell
-again.”
-
-“No, no, I wouldn’t!” shouted Robin. “I can keep a secret, indeed I can!
-Pinch my little finger, and try. Do, do tell me, Sarah, there’s a dear
-Sarah, and then I shall know you know.” And he danced round her,
-catching at her skirts.
-
-To keep a secret was beyond Sarah’s powers.
-
-“Do let my dress be, Master Robin,” she said, “you’re ripping out all
-the gathers, and listen while I whisper. As sure as you’re a living boy,
-that gentleman’s your own grandpapa.”
-
-Robin lost his hold on Sarah’s dress; his arms fell by his side, and he
-stood with his brows knit for some minutes, thinking. Then he said,
-emphatically, “What lies you do tell, Sarah!”
-
-“Oh, Robin!” cried Nicholas, who had drawn near, his thick curls
-standing stark with curiosity, “mamma said ‘lies’ wasn’t a proper word,
-and you promised not to say it again.”
-
-“I forgot,” said Robin. “I didn’t mean to break my promise. But she does
-tell—ahem!—_you know what_.”
-
-“You wicked boy!” cried the enraged Sarah; “how dare you to say such a
-thing, and everybody in the place knows he’s your ma’s own pa.”
-
-“I’ll go and ask her,” said Robin, and he was at the door in a moment;
-but Sarah, alarmed by the thought of getting into a scrape herself,
-caught him by the arm.
-
-“Don’t you go, love; it’ll only make your ma angry. There; it was all my
-nonsense.”
-
-“Then it’s not true?” said Robin, indignantly. “What did you tell me so
-for?”
-
-“It was all my jokes and nonsense,” said the unscrupulous Sarah. “But
-your ma wouldn’t like to know I’ve said such a thing. And Master Robert
-wouldn’t be so mean as to tell tales, would he love?”
-
-“I’m not mean,” said Robin, stoutly; “and I don’t tell tales; but you
-do, and you tell _you know what_, besides. However, I won’t go this
-time; but I’ll tell you what—if you tell tales of me to papa any more,
-I’ll tell him what you said about the old gentleman in the blue coat.”
-With which parting threat Robin strode off to join his brothers and
-sisters.
-
-Sarah’s tale had put the court-martial out of his head, and he leaned
-against the tall fender, gazing at his little sister, who was tenderly
-nursing a well-worn doll. Robin sighed.
-
-“What a long time that doll takes to wear out, Dora!” said he. “When
-will it be done?”
-
-“Oh, not yet, not yet!” cried Dora, clasping the doll to her, and
-turning away. “She’s quite good, yet.”
-
-“How miserly you are,” said her brother; “and selfish, too; for you know
-I can’t have a military funeral till you’ll let me bury that old thing.”
-
-Dora began to cry.
-
-“There you go, crying!” said Robin, impatiently. “Look here; I won’t
-take it till you get the new one on your birthday. You can’t be so mean
-as not to let me have it then?”
-
-But Dora’s tears still fell. “I love this one so much,” she sobbed. “I
-love her better than the new one.”
-
-“You want both; that’s it,” said Robin, angrily. “Dora, you’re the
-meanest girl I ever knew!”
-
-At which unjust and painful accusation Dora threw herself and the doll
-upon their faces, and wept bitterly. The eyes of the soft hearted
-Nicholas began to fill with tears, and he squatted down before her
-looking most dismal. He had a fellow-feeling for her attachment to an
-old toy, and yet Robin’s will was law to him.
-
-“Couldn’t we make a coffin, and pretend the body was inside?” he
-suggested.
-
-“No, we couldn’t,” said Robin. “I wouldn’t play the Dead March after an
-empty candle-box. It’s a great shame—and I promised she should be
-chaplain in one of my night-gowns, too.”
-
-“Perhaps you’ll get just as fond of the new one,” said Nicholas, turning
-to Dora.
-
-But Dora only cried, “No, no! He shall have the new one to bury, and
-I’ll keep my poor, dear, darling Betsy.” And she clasped Betsy tighter
-than before.
-
-“That’s the meanest thing you’ve said yet,” retorted Robin; “for you
-know mamma wouldn’t let me bury the new one.” And, with an air of great
-disgust, he quitted the nursery.
-
-
- “A MUMMING WE WILL GO.”
-
-Nicholas had sore work to console his little sister, and Betsy’s
-prospects were in a very unfavorable state, when a diversion was caused
-in her favor by a new whim which put the military funeral out of Robin’s
-head.
-
-After he left the nursery he strolled out of doors, and, peeping through
-the gate at the end of the drive, he saw a party of boys going through
-what looked like a military exercise with sticks and a good deal of
-stamping; but, instead of mere words of command, they all spoke by turns
-as in a play. In spite of their strong Yorkshire accent, Robin overheard
-a good deal, and it sounded very fine. Not being at all shy, he joined
-them, and asked so many questions that he soon got to know all about it.
-They were practising a Christmas mumming-play, called “The Peace-Egg.”
-Why it was called thus they could not tell him, as there was nothing
-whatever about eggs in it, and so far from being a play of peace, it was
-made up of a series of battles between certain valiant knights and
-princes, of whom St. George of England was the chief and conqueror. The
-rehearsal being over, Robin went with the boys to the sexton’s house (he
-was father to the “King of Egypt”), where they showed him the dresses
-they were to wear. These were made of gay-colored materials, and covered
-with ribbons, except that of the “Black Prince of Paradine,” which was
-black, as became his title. The boys also showed him the book from which
-they learned their parts, and which was to be bought for one penny at
-the post-office shop.
-
-“Then are you the mummers who come round at Christmas, and act in
-people’s kitchens, and people give them money, that mamma used to tell
-us about?” said Robin.
-
-St. George of England looked at his companions as if for counsel as to
-how far they might commit themselves, and then replied, with Yorkshire
-caution, “Well, I suppose we are.”
-
-“And do you go out in the snow from one house to another at night; and
-oh, don’t you enjoy it?” cried Robin.
-
-“We like it well enough,” St. George admitted.
-
-Robin bought a copy of “The Peace-Egg.” He was resolved to have a
-nursery performance, and to act the part of St. George himself. The
-others were willing for what he wished, but there were difficulties. In
-the first place, there are eight characters in the play, and there were
-only five children. They decided among themselves to leave out “the
-Fool,” and mamma said that another character was not to be acted by any
-of them, or indeed mentioned; “the little one who comes in at the end,”
-Robin explained. Mamma had her reasons, and these were always good. She
-had not been altogether pleased that Robin had bought the play. It was a
-very old thing, she said, and very queer; not adapted for a child’s
-play. If mamma thought the parts not quite fit for the children to
-learn, they found them much too long; so in the end she picked out some
-bits for each, which they learned easily, and which, with a good deal of
-fighting, made quite as good a story of it as if they had done the
-whole. What may have been wanting otherwise was made up for by the
-dresses, which were charming.
-
-Robin was St. George, Nicholas the Valiant Slasher, Dora the Doctor, and
-the other two Hector and the King of Egypt. “And now we’ve no Black
-Prince!” cried Robin in dismay.
-
-“Let Darkie be the Black Prince,” said Nicholas. “When you wave your
-stick he’ll jump for it, and then you can pretend to fight with him.”
-
-“It’s not a stick, it’s a sword,” said Robin. “However, Darkie may be
-the Black Prince.”
-
-“And what’s Pax to be?” asked Dora; “for you know he will come if Darkie
-does, and he’ll run in before everybody else too.”
-
-“Then he must be the Fool,” said Robin, “and it will do very well, for
-the Fool comes in before the rest, and Pax can have his red coat on, and
-the collar with the little bells.”
-
-
- CHRISTMAS EVE.
-
-Robin thought that Christmas would never come. To the Captain and his
-wife it seemed to come too fast. They had hoped it might bring
-reconciliation with the old man, but it seemed they had hoped in vain.
-
-There were times now when the Captain almost regretted the old
-bachelor’s bequest. The familiar scenes of her old home sharpened his
-wife’s grief. To see her father every Sunday in church, with marks of
-age and infirmity upon him, but with not a look of tenderness for his
-only child, this tried her sorely.
-
-“She felt it less abroad,” thought the Captain. “An English home in
-which she frets herself to death is, after all, no great boon.”
-
-Christmas eve came.
-
-“I’m sure it’s quite Christmas enough now,” said Robin. “We’ll have ‘The
-Peace-Egg’ to-night.”
-
-So as the Captain and his wife sat sadly over their fire, the door
-opened, and Pax ran in shaking his bells, and followed by the nursery
-mummers. The performance was most successful. It was by no means
-pathetic, and yet, as has been said, the Captain’s wife shed tears.
-
-“What is the matter, mamma?” said St. George, abruptly dropping his
-sword and running up to her.
-
-“Don’t tease mamma with questions,” said the Captain; “she’s not very
-well, and rather sad. We must all be very kind and good to poor dear
-mamma;” and the Captain raised his wife’s hand to his lips as he spoke.
-Robin seized the other hand and kissed it tenderly. He was very fond of
-his mother. At this moment Pax took a little run, and jumped on to
-mamma’s lap, where, sitting facing the company, he opened his black
-mouth and yawned, with a ludicrous inappropriateness worthy of any
-clown. It made everybody laugh.
-
-“And now we’ll go and act in the kitchen,” said Nicholas.
-
-“Supper at nine o’clock, remember,” shouted the Captain. “And we are
-going to have real frumenty and yule cakes, such as mamma used to tell
-us of when we were abroad.”
-
-“Hurray!” shouted the mummers, and they ran off, Pax leaping from his
-seat just in time to hustle the Black Prince in the doorway. When the
-dining-room door was shut, St. George raised his hand, and said “Hush!”
-
-The mummers pricked their ears, but there was only a distant harsh and
-scraping sound, as of stones rubbed together.
-
-“They’re cleaning the passages,” St. George went on, “and Sarah told me
-they meant to finish the mistletoe, and have everything cleaned up by
-supper-time. They don’t want us, I know. Look here, we’ll go _real
-mumming_ instead. That _will_ be fun!”
-
-The Valiant Slasher grinned with delight.
-
-“But will mamma let us?” he inquired.
-
-“Oh, it will be all right if we’re back by supper-time,” said St.
-George, hastily. “Only of course we must take care not to catch cold.
-Come and help me to get some wraps.”
-
-The old oak chest in which spare shawls, rugs, and coats were kept was
-soon ransacked, and the mummers’ gay dresses hidden by motley wrappers.
-But no sooner did Darkie and Pax behold the coats, &c., than they at
-once began to leap and bark, as it was their custom to do when they saw
-any one dressing to go out. Robin was sorely afraid that this would
-betray them; but though the Captain and his wife heard the barking they
-did not guess the cause.
-
-So the front door being very gently opened and closed, the nursery
-mummers stole away.
-
-
- THE NURSERY MUMMERS AND THE OLD MAN.
-
-It was a very fine night. The snow was well-trodden on the drive, so
-that it did not wet their feet, but on the trees and shrubs it hung soft
-and white.
-
-“It’s much jollier being out at night than in the daytime,” said Robin.
-
-“Much,” responded Nicholas, with intense feeling.
-
-“We’ll go a wassailing next week,” said Robin. “I know all about it, and
-perhaps we shall get a good lot of money, and then we’ll buy tin swords
-with scabbards for next year. I don’t like these sticks. Oh, dear, I
-wish it wasn’t so long between one Christmas and another.”
-
-“Where shall we go first?” asked Nicholas, as they turned into the high
-road. But before Robin could reply, Dora clung to Nicholas, crying, “Oh,
-look at those men!”
-
-The boys looked up the road, down which three men were coming in a very
-unsteady fashion, and shouting as they rolled from side to side.
-
-“They’re drunk,” said Nicholas; “and they’re shouting at us.”
-
-“Oh, run, run!” cried Dora; and down the road they ran, the men shouting
-and following them. They had not run far, when Hector caught his foot in
-the Captain’s great-coat, which he was wearing, and came down head-long
-in the road. They were close by a gate, and when Nicholas had set Hector
-upon his legs, St. George hastily opened it.
-
-“This is the first house,” he said. “We’ll act here;” and all, even the
-Valiant Slasher, pressed in as quickly as possible. Once safe within the
-grounds, they shouldered their sticks, and resumed their composure.
-
-“You’re going to the front door,” said Nicholas. “Mummers ought to go to
-the back.”
-
-“We don’t know where it is,” said Robin, and he rang the front door
-bell. There was a pause. Then lights shone, steps were heard, and at
-last a sound of much unbarring, unbolting, and unlocking. It might have
-been a prison. Then the door was opened by an elderly, timid-looking
-woman, who held a tallow candle above her head.
-
-“Who’s there?” she said, “at this time of night.”
-
-“We’re Christmas mummers,” said Robin, stoutly; “we didn’t know the way
-to the back door, but——”
-
-“And don’t you know better than to come here?” said the woman. “Be off
-with you, as fast as you can.”
-
-“You’re only the servant,” said Robin. “Go and ask your master and
-mistress if they wouldn’t like to see us act. We do it very well.”
-
-“You impudent boy, be off with you!” repeated the woman. “Master’d no
-more let you nor any other such rubbish set foot in this house——”
-
-“Woman!” shouted a voice close behind her, which made her start as if
-she had been shot, “who authorizes you to say what your master will or
-will not do, before you’ve asked him? The boy is right. You _are_ the
-servant, and it is not your business to choose for me whom I shall or
-shall not see.”
-
-“I meant no harm, sir, I’m sure,” said the housekeeper; “but I thought
-you’d never——”
-
-“My good woman,” said her master, “if I had wanted somebody to think for
-me, you’re the last person I should have employed. I hire you to obey
-orders, not to think.”
-
-“I’m sure, sir,” said the housekeeper, whose only form of argument was
-reiteration, “I never thought you would have seen them——”
-
-“Then you were wrong,” shouted her master. “I will see them. Bring them
-in.”
-
-He was a tall, gaunt old man, and Robin stared at him for some minutes,
-wondering where he could have seen somebody very like him. At last he
-remembered. It was the old gentleman of the blue cloak.
-
-The children threw off their wraps, the housekeeper helping them, and
-chattering ceaselessly, from sheer nervousness.
-
-“Well, to be sure,” said she, “their dresses are pretty, too. And they
-seem quite a better sort of children, they talk quite genteel. I might
-ha’ knowed they weren’t like common mummers, but I was so flustrated
-hearing the bell go so late, and——”
-
-“Are they ready?” said the old man, who had stood like a ghost in the
-dim light of the flaring tallow candle, grimly watching the proceedings.
-
-“Yes, sir. Shall I take them to the kitchen, sir?”
-
-“—— for you and the other idle hussies to gape and grin at? No. Bring
-them to the library,” he snapped, and then stalked off, leading the way.
-
-The housekeeper accordingly led them to the library, and then withdrew,
-nearly falling on her face as she left the room by stumbling over
-Darkie, who slipped in last like a black shadow.
-
-The old man was seated in a carved oak chair by the fire.
-
-“I never said the dogs were to come in,” he said.
-
-“But we can’t do without them, please,” said Robin, boldly. “You see
-there are eight people in ‘The Peace-Egg,’ and there are only five of
-us; and so Darkie has to be the Black Prince, and Pax has to be the
-fool, and so we have to have them.”
-
-“Five and two make seven,” said the old man, with a grim smile; “what do
-you do for the eighth?”
-
-“Oh, that’s the little one at the end,” said Robin, confidentially.
-“Mamma said we weren’t to mention him, but I think that’s because we’re
-children.”—“You’re grown up, you know, so I’ll show you the book, and
-you can see for yourself,” he went on, drawing ‘The Peace-Egg’ from his
-pocket: “there, that’s the picture of him, on the last page; black, with
-horns and a tail.”
-
-The old man’s stern face relaxed into a broad smile as he examined the
-grotesque woodcut; but when he turned to the first page the smile
-vanished in a deep frown, and his eyes shone like hot coals with anger.
-He had seen Robin’s name.
-
-“Who sent you here?” he asked, in a hoarse voice. “Speak, and speak the
-truth! Did your mother send you here?”
-
-Robin thought the old man was angry with them for playing truant. He
-said, slowly “N—no. She didn’t exactly send us; but I don’t think
-she’ll mind our having come if we get back in time for supper. Mamma
-never _forbid_ our going mumming, you know.”
-
-“I don’t suppose she ever thought of it,” Nicholas said, candidly,
-wagging his curly head from side to side.
-
-“She knows we’re mummers,” said Robin, “for she helped us. When we were
-abroad, you know, she used to tell us about the mummers acting at
-Christmas, when she was a little girl; and so we thought we’d be
-mummers, and so we acted to papa and mamma, and so we thought we’d act
-to the maids, but they were cleaning the passages, and so we thought
-we’d really go mumming; and we’ve got several other houses to go to
-before supper-time; we’d better begin, I think,” said Robin; and without
-more ado he began to march round and round, raising his sword and
-shouting,—
-
- “I am St. George, who from Old England sprung,
- My famous name throughout the world hath rung.”
-
-And the performance went off quite as creditably as before.
-
-As the children acted the old man’s anger wore off. He watched them with
-an interest he could not express. When Nicholas took some hard thwacks
-from St. George without flinching, the old man clapped his hands; and
-after the encounter between St. George and the Black Prince, he said he
-would not have had the dogs excluded on any consideration. It was just
-at the end, when they were all marching round and round, holding on by
-each other’s swords “over the shoulder,” and singing “A mumming we will
-go, &c.,” that Nicholas suddenly brought the circle to a standstill by
-stopping dead short, and staring up at the wall before him.
-
-“What _are_ you stopping for?” said St. George, turning indignantly
-round.
-
-“Look there!” cried Nicholas, pointing to a little painting which hung
-above the old man’s head.
-
-Robin looked, and said, abruptly, “It’s Dora.”
-
-“Which is Dora?” asked the old man, in a strange sharp tone.
-
-“Here she is,” said Robin and Nicholas in one breath, as they dragged
-her forward.
-
-“She’s the Doctor,” said Robin; “and you can’t see her face for her
-things. Dor, take off your cap and pull back that hood. There! Oh, it
-_is_ like her!”
-
-It was a portrait of her mother as a child; but of this the nursery
-mummers knew nothing. The old man looked as the peaked cap and hood fell
-away from Dora’s face and fair curls, and then he uttered a sharp cry,
-and buried his head upon his hands. The boys stood stupefied, but Dora
-ran up to him, and, putting her little hands on his arms, said, in
-childish pitying tones, “Oh, I am so sorry! Have you got a headache? May
-Robin put the shovel in the fire for you? Mamma has hot shovels for her
-headaches.” And, though the old man did not speak or move, she went on
-coaxing him, and stroking his head, on which the hair was white. At this
-moment Pax took one of his unexpected runs, and jumped on to the old
-man’s knee, in his own particular fashion, and then yawned at the
-company. The old man was startled and lifted his face suddenly. It was
-wet with tears.
-
-“Why, you’re crying!” exclaimed the children with one breath.
-
-“It’s very odd,” said Robin, fretfully. “I can’t think what’s the matter
-to-night. Mamma was crying too when we were acting, and papa said we
-weren’t to tease her with questions, and he kissed her hand, and I
-kissed her hand too. And papa said we must all be very good and kind to
-poor dear mamma, and so I mean to be, she’s so good. And I think we’d
-better go home, or perhaps she’ll be frightened,” Robin added.
-
-“She’s so good, is she?” asked the old man. He had put Pax off his knee,
-and taken Dora on to it.
-
-“Oh, isn’t she!” said Nicholas, swaying his curly head from side to side
-as usual.
-
-“She’s always good,” said Robin emphatically; “and so’s papa. But I’m
-always doing something I oughtn’t to,” he added, slowly. “But then, you
-know, I don’t pretend to obey Sarah. I don’t care a fig for Sarah; and I
-won’t obey any woman but mamma.”
-
-“Who’s Sarah?” asked the grandfather.
-
-“She’s our nurse,” said Robin, “and she tells—I mustn’t say what she
-tells—but it’s not the truth. She told one about _you_ the other day,”
-he added.
-
-“About me?” said the old man.
-
-“She said you were our grandpapa. So then I knew she was telling _you
-know what_.”
-
-“How did you know it wasn’t true?” the old man asked.
-
-“Why, of course,” said Robin, “if you were our mamma’s father, you’d
-know her, and be very fond of her, and come and see her. And then you’d
-be our grandfather, too, and you’d have us to see you, and perhaps give
-us Christmas-boxes. I wish you were,” Robin added with a sigh. “It would
-be very nice.”
-
-“Would _you_ like it?” asked the old man of Dora.
-
-And Dora, who was half asleep and very comfortable, put her little arms
-about his neck as she was wont to put them round the Captain’s, and
-said, “Very much.”
-
-He put her down at last, very tenderly, almost unwillingly, and left the
-children alone. By-and-by he returned, dressed in the blue cloak, and
-took Dora up again.
-
-“I will see you home,” he said.
-
-The children had not been missed. The clock had only just struck nine
-when there came a knock on the door of the dining-room, where the
-Captain and his wife still sat by the yule-log. She said “Come in,”
-wearily, thinking it was frumenty and the Christmas cakes.
-
-But it was her father, with her child in her arms!
-
-
- PEACE AND GOODWILL.
-
-Lucy Jane Bull and her sisters were quite old enough to understand a
-good deal of grown-up conversation when they overheard it. Thus, when a
-friend of Mrs. Bull’s observed during an afternoon call that she
-believed that “officers’ wives were very dressy,” the young ladies were
-at once resolved to keep a sharp look-out for the Captain’s wife’s
-bonnet in church on Christmas Day.
-
-The Bulls had just taken their seats when the Captain’s wife came in.
-They really would have hid their faces, and looked at the bonnet
-afterwards, but for the startling sight that met the gaze of the
-congregation. The old grandfather walked into church abreast of the
-Captain.
-
-“They’ve met in the porch,” whispered Mr. Bull under the shelter of his
-hat.
-
-“They can’t quarrel publicly in a place of worship,” said Mrs. Bull,
-turning pale.
-
-“She’s gone into his seat,” cried Lucy Jane in a shrill whisper.
-
-“And the children after her,” added the other sister, incautiously
-aloud.
-
-There was now no doubt about the matter. The old man in his blue cloak
-stood for a few moments, politely disputing the question of precedence
-with his handsome son-in-law. Then the Captain bowed and passed in, and
-the old man followed him.
-
-By the time that the service was ended everybody knew of the happy
-peacemaking, and was glad. One old friend after another came up with
-blessings and good wishes. This was a proper Christmas, indeed, they
-said. There was a general rejoicing.
-
-But only the grandfather and his children knew that it was hatched from
-“The Peace-Egg.”
-
-
-
-
- THE BROWNIES.
-
-
-A little girl sat sewing and crying on a garden seat. She had fair
-floating hair, which the breeze blew into her eyes; and between the
-cloud of hair, and the mist of tears, she could not see her work very
-clearly. She neither tied up her locks, nor dried her eyes, however; for
-when one is miserable, one may as well be completely so.
-
-“What is the matter?” said the Doctor, who was a friend of the Rector’s,
-and came into the garden whenever he pleased.
-
-The Doctor was a tall stout man, with hair as black as crows’ feathers
-on the top, and gray underneath, and a bushy beard. When young, he had
-been slim and handsome, with wonderful eyes, which were wonderful still;
-but that was many years past. He had a great love for children, and this
-one was a particular friend of his.
-
-“What is the matter?” said he.
-
-“I’m in a row,” murmured the young lady through her veil; and the needle
-went in damp, and came out with a jerk, which is apt to result in what
-ladies called “puckering.”
-
-“You are like London in a yellow fog,” said the Doctor, throwing himself
-on to the grass, “and it is very depressing to my feelings. What is the
-row about, and how came you to get into it?”
-
-“We’re all in it,” was the reply; and apparently the fog was thickening,
-for the voice grew less and less distinct—“the boys and everybody. It’s
-all about forgetting, and not putting away, and leaving about, and
-borrowing, and breaking, and that sort of thing. I’ve had father’s new
-pocket-handkerchiefs to hem, and I’ve been out climbing with the boys,
-and kept forgetting and forgetting, and mother says I always forget; and
-I can’t help it. I forget to tidy his newspapers for him, and I forget
-to feed Puss, and I forgot these; besides, they’re a great bore, and
-mother gave them to Nurse to do, and this one was lost, and we found it
-this morning tossing about in the toy-cupboard.”
-
-“It looks as if it had been taking violent exercise,” said the Doctor.
-“But what have the boys to do with it?”
-
-“Why, then there was a regular turn out of the toys,” she explained,
-“and they’re all in a regular mess. You know, we always go on till the
-last minute, and then things get crammed in anyhow. Mary and I did tidy
-them once or twice; but the boys never put anything away, you know, so
-what’s the good?”
-
-“What, indeed!” said the Doctor. “And so you have complained of them?”
-
-“Oh! no!” answered she. “We don’t get them into rows, unless they are
-very provoking; but some of the things were theirs, so everybody was
-sent for, and I was sent out to finish this, and they are all tidying. I
-don’t know when it will be done, for I have all this side to hem; and
-the soldier’s box is broken, and Noah is lost out of the Noah’s Ark, and
-so is one of the elephants and a guinea-pig, and so is the
-rocking-horse’s nose; and nobody knows what has become of Rutlandshire
-and the Wash, but they’re so small, I don’t wonder; only North America
-and Europe are gone too.”
-
-The Doctor started up in affected horror. “Europe gone, did you say?
-Bless me! what will become of us!”
-
-“Don’t!” said the young lady, kicking petulantly with her dangling feet,
-and trying not to laugh. “You know I mean the puzzles; and if they were
-yours, you wouldn’t like it.”
-
-“I don’t half like it as it is,” said the Doctor. “I am seriously
-alarmed. An earthquake is one thing: you have a good shaking, and settle
-down again. But Europe gone—lost— Why, here comes Deordie, I declare,
-looking much more cheerful than we do; let us humbly hope that Europe
-has been found. At present I feel like Aladdin when his palace had been
-transported by the magician; I don’t know where I am.”
-
-“You’re here, Doctor; aren’t you?” asked the slow curly-wigged brother,
-squatting himself on the grass.
-
-“_Is_ Europe found?” said the Doctor tragically.
-
-“Yes,” laughed Deordie. “I found it.”
-
-“You will be a great man,” said the Doctor. “And—it is only common
-charity to ask—how about North America?”
-
-“Found too,” said Deordie. “But the Wash is completely lost.”
-
-“And my six shirts in it!” said the Doctor. “I sent them last Saturday
-as ever was. What a world we live in! Any more news? Poor Tiny here has
-been crying her eyes out.”
-
-“I’m so sorry, Tiny,” said the brother. “But don’t bother about it. It’s
-all square now, and we’re going to have a new shelf put up.”
-
-“Have you found everything?” asked Tiny.
-
-“Well, not the Wash, you know. And the elephant and the guinea-pig are
-gone for good; so the other elephant and the other guinea-pig must walk
-together as a pair now. Noah was among the soldiers, and we have put the
-cavalry into a night-light box. Europe and North America were behind the
-book-case; and, would you believe it? the rocking-horse’s nose has
-turned up in the nursery oven?”
-
-“I can’t believe it,” said the Doctor. “The rocking-horse’s nose
-couldn’t turn up, it was the purest Grecian, modelled from the Elgin
-marbles. Perhaps it was the heat that did it, though. However, you seem
-to have got through your troubles very well, Master Deordie. I wish poor
-Tiny were at the end of her task.”
-
-“So do I,” said Deordie ruefully. “But I tell you what I’ve been
-thinking, Doctor. Nurse is always knagging at us, and we’re always in
-rows of one sort or another, for doing this, and not doing that, and
-leaving our things about. But, you know, it’s a horrid shame, for there
-are plenty of servants, and I don’t see why we should be always
-bothering to do little things, and—”
-
-“Oh! come to the point, please,” said the Doctor; “you do go round the
-square so, in telling your stories, Deordie. What have you been thinking
-of?”
-
-“Well,” said Deordie, who was as good tempered as he was slow, “the
-other day Nurse shut me up in the back nursery for borrowing her
-scissors and losing them; but I’d got ‘Grimm’ inside one of my
-knickerbockers, so when she locked the door, I sat down to read. And I
-read the story of the Shoemaker and the little Elves who came and did
-his work for him before he got up; and I thought it would be so jolly if
-we had some little Elves to do things instead of us.”
-
-“That’s what Tommy Trout said,” observed the Doctor.
-
-“Who’s Tommy Trout?” asked Deordie.
-
-“Don’t you know, Deor?” said Tiny. “It’s the good boy who pulled the cat
-out of the what’s-his-name.
-
- ‘Who pulled her out?
- Little Tommy Trout.’
-
-Is it the same Tommy Trout, Doctor? I never heard anything else about
-him except his pulling the cat out; and I can’t think how he did that.”
-
-“Let down the bucket for her, of course,” said the Doctor. “But listen
-to me. If you will get that handkerchief done, and take it to your
-mother with a kiss, and not keep me waiting, I’ll have you all to tea,
-and tell you the story of Tommy Trout.”
-
-“This very night?” shouted Deordie.
-
-“This very night.”
-
-“Every one of us?” inquired the young gentleman with rapturous
-incredulity.
-
-“Every one of you.—Now Tiny, how about that work?”
-
-“It’s just done,” said Tiny.—“Oh! Deordie, climb up behind, and hold
-back my hair, there’s a darling, while I fasten off. Oh! Deor, you’re
-pulling my hair out. Don’t.”
-
-“I want to make a pig-tail,” said Deor.
-
-“You can’t,” said Tiny, with feminine contempt, “You can’t plait. What’s
-the good of asking boys to do anything? There! it’s done at last. Now go
-and ask mother if we may go.—Will you let me come, doctor,” she
-inquired, “if I do as you said?”
-
-“To be sure I will,” he answered. “Let me look at you. Your eyes are
-swollen with crying. How can you be such a silly little goose?”
-
-“Did you never cry?” asked Tiny.
-
-“When I was your age? Well, perhaps so.”
-
-“You’ve never cried since, surely,” said Tiny.
-
-The Doctor absolutely blushed.
-
-“What do you think?” said he.
-
-“Oh, of course not,” she answered. “You’ve nothing to cry about. You’re
-grown up, and you live all alone in a beautiful house, and you do as you
-like, and never get into rows, or have anybody but yourself to think
-about; and no nasty pocket-handkerchiefs to hem.”
-
-“Very nice; eh, Deordie?” said the Doctor.
-
-“Awfully jolly,” said Deordie.
-
-“Nothing else to wish for, eh?”
-
-“I should keep harriers, and not a poodle, if I were a man,” said
-Deordie; “but I suppose you could, if you wanted to.”
-
-“Nothing to cry about, at any rate?”
-
-“I should think not!” said Deordie.—“There’s mother, though; let’s go
-and ask her about the tea;” and off they ran.
-
-The Doctor stretched his six feet of length upon the sward, dropped his
-gray head on a little heap of newly-mown grass, and looked up into the
-sky.
-
-“Awfully jolly—no nasty pocket-handkerchiefs to hem,” said he laughing
-to himself. “Nothing else to wish for; nothing to cry about.”
-
-Nevertheless, he lay still, staring at the sky, till the smile died
-away, and tears came into his eyes. Fortunately, no one was there to
-see.
-
-What could this “awfully jolly” Doctor be thinking of to make him cry?
-He was thinking of a grave-stone in the church-yard close by, and of a
-story connected with this grave-stone which was known to everybody in
-the place who was old enough to remember it. This story has nothing to
-do with the present story, so it ought not to be told.
-
-And yet it has to do with the Doctor, and is very short, so it shall be
-put in, after all.
-
-
- THE STORY OF A GRAVE-STONE.
-
-One early spring morning about twenty years before, a man, going to his
-work at sunrise through the church-yard, stopped by a flat stone which
-he had lately helped to lay down. The day before, a name had been cut on
-it, which he stayed to read; and below the name some one had scrawled a
-few words in pencil, which he read also—_Pitifully behold the sorrows
-of our hearts_. On the stone lay a pencil, and a few feet from it lay
-the Doctor, face downwards, as he had lain all night, with the hoar
-frost on his black hair.
-
-Ah! these grave-stones (they were ugly things in those days; not the
-light, hopeful, pretty crosses we set up now) how they seem
-remorselessly to imprison and keep our dear dead friends away from us!
-And yet they do not lie with a feather’s weight upon the souls that are
-gone, while God only knows how heavily they press upon the souls that
-are left behind. Did the spirit whose body was with the dead, stand that
-morning by the body whose spirit was with the dead and pity him? Let us
-only talk about what we know.
-
-After this it was said that the Doctor had got a fever, and was dying,
-but he got better of it; and then that he was out of his mind, but he
-got better of that, and came out looking much as usual, except that his
-hair never seemed quite so black again, as if a little of that night’s
-hoar frost still remained. And no further misfortune happened to him
-that I ever heard of; and as time went on he grew a beard, and got
-stout, and kept a German poodle, and gave tea parties to other people’s
-children. As to the grave-stone story, whatever it was to him at the end
-of twenty years; it was a great convenience to his friends; for when he
-said anything they didn’t agree with, or did anything they couldn’t
-understand, or didn’t say or do what was expected of him, what could be
-easier or more conclusive than to shake one’s head and say,
-
-“The fact is, our Doctor has been a little odd, _ever since_—!”
-
-
- THE DOCTOR’S TEA PARTY.
-
-There is one great advantage attendant upon invitations to tea with a
-doctor. No objections can be raised on the score of health. It is
-obvious that it must be fine enough to go out when the doctor asks you,
-and that his tea-cakes may be eaten with perfect impunity.
-
-Those tea-cakes were always good; to-night they were utterly delicious;
-there was a perfect _abandon_ of currants, and the amount of citron peel
-was enervating to behold. Then the housekeeper waited in awful splendor,
-and yet the Doctor’s authority over her seemed as absolute as if he were
-an Eastern despot. Deordie must be excused for believing in the charms
-of living alone. It certainly has its advantages. The limited sphere of
-duty conduces to discipline in the household, demand does not exceed
-supply in the article of waiting, and there is not that general
-scrimmage of conflicting interests which besets a large family in the
-most favored circumstances. The housekeeper waits in black silk, and
-looks as if she had no meaner occupation than to sit in a rocking-chair,
-and dream of damson cheese.
-
-Rustling, hospitable, and subservient, this one retired at last, and—
-
-“Now,” said the Doctor, “for the verandah; and to look at the moon.”
-
-The company adjourned with a rush, the rear being brought up by the
-poodle, who seemed quite used to the proceedings; and there under the
-verandah, framed with passion flowers and geraniums, the Doctor had
-gathered mats, rugs, cushions, and arm-chairs, for the party; while far
-up in the sky, a yellow-faced harvest moon looked down in awful
-benignity.
-
-“Now!” said the Doctor. “Take your seats. Ladies first, and gentlemen
-afterwards. Mary and Tiny race for the American rocking-chair. Well
-done! Of course it will hold both. Now boys, shake down. No one is to
-sit on the stone, or put their feet on the grass; and when you’re ready,
-I’ll begin.”
-
-“We’re ready,” said the girls.
-
-The boys shook down in a few minutes more, and the Doctor began the
-story of
-
-
- “THE BROWNIES.”
-
-“Bairns are a burden,” said the Tailor to himself as he sat at work. He
-lived in a village on some of the glorious moors of the north of
-England; and by bairns he meant children, as every Northman knows.
-
-“Bairns are a burden,” and he sighed.
-
-“Bairns are a blessing,” said the old lady in the window. “It is the
-family motto. The Trouts have had large families and good luck for
-generations; that is, till your grandfather’s time. He had one only son.
-I married him. He was a good husband, but he had been a spoilt child. He
-had always been used to be waited upon, and he couldn’t fash to look
-after the farm when it was his own. We had six children. They are all
-dead but you, who were the youngest. You were bound to a tailor. When
-the farm came into your hands, your wife died, and you have never looked
-up since. The land is sold now, but not the house. No! no! you’re right
-enough there; but you’ve had your troubles, son Thomas, and the lads
-_are_ idle!”
-
-It was the Tailor’s mother who spoke. She was a very old woman, and
-helpless. She was not quite so bright in her intellect as she had been,
-and got muddled over things that had lately happened; but she had a
-clear memory for what was long past, and was very pertinacious in her
-opinions. She knew the private history of almost every family in the
-place, and who of the Trouts were buried under which old stones in the
-church-yard; and had more tales of ghosts, doubles, warnings, fairies,
-witches, hobgoblins, and such like, than even her grandchildren had ever
-come to the end of. Her hands trembled with age, and she regretted this
-for nothing more than for the danger it brought her into of spilling the
-salt. She was past housework, but all day she sat knitting hearth-rugs
-out of the bits and scraps of cloth that were shred in the tailoring.
-How far she believed in the wonder-tales she told, and the odd little
-charms she practised, no one exactly knew; but the older she grew, the
-stranger were the things she remembered, and the more testy she was if
-any one doubted their truth.
-
-“Bairns are a blessing!” said she. “It is the family motto.”
-
-“_Are they?_” said the Tailor, emphatically.
-
-He had a high respect for his mother, and did not like to contradict
-her, but he held his own opinion, based upon personal experience; and
-not being a metaphysician, did not understand that it is safer to found
-opinions on principles than on experience, since experience may alter,
-but principles cannot.
-
-“Look at Tommy,” he broke out suddenly. “That boy does nothing but
-whittle sticks from morning till night. I have almost to lug him out of
-bed o’ mornings. If I send him an errand, he loiters; I’d better have
-gone myself. If I set him to do anything, I have to tell him everything;
-I could sooner do it myself. And if he does work, it’s done so
-unwillingly, with such a poor grace; better, far better, to do it
-myself. What housework do the boys ever do but looking after the baby?
-And this afternoon she was asleep in the cradle, and off they went, and
-when she awoke, _I_ must leave my work to take her. _I_ gave her her
-supper, and put her to bed. And what with what they want and I have to
-get, and what they take out to play with and lose, and what they bring
-in to play with and leave about, bairns give some trouble, Mother, and
-I’ve not an easy life of it. The pay is poor enough when one can get the
-work, and the work is hard enough when one has a clear day to do it in;
-but housekeeping and bairn-minding don’t leave a man much time for his
-trade. No! no! Ma’am, the luck of the Trouts is gone and ‘Bairns are a
-burden,’ is the motto now. Though they are one’s own,” he muttered to
-himself, “and not bad ones and I did hope once would have been a
-blessing.”
-
-“There’s Johnnie,” murmured the old lady, dreamily. “He has a face like
-an apple.”
-
-“And is about as useful,” said the Tailor. “He might have been
-different, but his brother leads him by the nose.”
-
-His brother led him in as the Tailor spoke, not literally by his snub,
-though, but by the hand. They were a handsome pair, this lazy couple.
-Johnnie especially had the largest and roundest of foreheads, the
-reddest of cheeks, the brightest of eyes, the quaintest and most twitchy
-of chins, and looked altogether like a gutta percha cherub in a chronic
-state of longitudinal squeeze. They were locked together by two grubby
-paws, and had each an armful of moss, which they deposited on the floor
-as they came in.
-
-“I’ve swept this floor once to-day,” said the father, “and I’m not going
-to do it again. Put that rubbish outside.”
-
-“Move it Johnnie!” said his brother, seating himself on a stool, and
-taking out his knife and a piece of wood, at which he cut and sliced;
-while the apple cheeked Johnnie stumbled and stamped over the moss, and
-scraped it out on to the door-step, leaving long trails of earth behind
-him, and then sat down also.
-
-“And those chips the same,” added the Tailor; “I will _not_ clear up the
-litter you lads make.”
-
-“Pick ’em up, Johnnie,” said Thomas Trout, junior, with an exasperated
-sigh; and the apple tumbled up, rolled after the flying chips, and
-tumbled down again.
-
-“Is there any supper, Father?” asked Tommy.
-
-“No, there is not, Sir, unless you know how to get it,” said the Tailor;
-and taking his pipe, he went out of the house.
-
-“Is there really nothing to eat Granny?” asked the boy.
-
-“No, my bairn, only some bread for breakfast to-morrow.”
-
-“What makes Father so cross, Granny?”
-
-“He’s wearied, and you don’t help him, my dear.”
-
-“What could I do, Grandmother?”
-
-“Many little things, if you tried,” said the old lady. “He spent
-half-an-hour to-day while you were on the moor, getting turf for the
-fire, and you could have got it just as well, and he been at his work.”
-
-“He never told me,” said Tommy.
-
-“You might help me a bit just now, if you would, my laddie,” said the
-old lady coaxingly; “these bits of cloth want tearing into lengths, and
-if you get ’em ready, I can go on knitting. There’ll be some food when
-this mat is done and sold.”
-
-“I’ll try,” said Tommy, lounging up with desperate resignation. “Hold my
-knife, Johnnie. Father’s been cross, and everything has been miserable,
-ever since the farm was sold. I wish I were a big man, and could make a
-fortune.—Will that do, Granny?”
-
-The old lady put down her knitting and looked. “My dear, that’s too
-short. Bless me! I gave the lad a piece to measure by.”
-
-“I thought it was the same length. Oh, dear! I am so tired;” and he
-propped himself against the old lady’s chair.
-
-“My dear! don’t lean so! you’ll tipple me over!” she shrieked.
-
-“I beg your pardon, Grandmother. Will _that_ do?”
-
-“It’s that much too long.”
-
-“Tear that bit off. Now it’s all right.”
-
-“But, my dear, that wastes it. Now that bit is of no use. There goes my
-knitting, you awkward lad!”
-
-“Johnnie, pick it up!—Oh! Grandmother, I _am_ so hungry.”
-
-The boy’s eyes filled with tears, and the old lady was melted in an
-instant.
-
-“What can I do for you, my poor bairns?” said she. “There, never mind
-the scraps, Tommy.”
-
-“Tell us a tale, Granny. If you told us a new one, I shouldn’t keep
-thinking of that bread in the cupboard.—Come Johnny, and sit against
-me. Now then!”
-
-“I doubt if there’s one of my old-world cracks I haven’t told you,” said
-the old lady, “unless it’s a queer ghost story was told me years ago of
-that house in the hollow with the blocked-up windows.”
-
-“Oh! not ghosts!” Tommy broke in; “we’ve had so many. I know it was a
-rattling, or a scratching, or a knocking, or a figure in white; and if
-it turns out a tombstone or a white petticoat, I hate it.”
-
-“It was nothing of the sort as a tombstone,” said the old lady with
-dignity. “It’s a good half-mile from the church-yard. And as to white
-petticoats, there wasn’t a female in the house; he wouldn’t have one;
-and his victuals came in by the pantry window. But never mind! Though
-it’s as true as a sermon.”
-
-Johnnie lifted his head from his brother’s knee.
-
-“Let Granny tell what she likes, Tommy. It’s a new ghost, and I should
-like to know who he was, and why his victuals came in by the window.”
-
-“I don’t like a story about victuals,” sulked Tommy. “It makes me think
-of the bread. O Granny dear! do tell us a fairy story. You never will
-tell us about the Fairies, and I know you know.”
-
-“Hush! hush!” said the old lady. “There’s Miss Surbiton’s Love Letter,
-and her Dreadful End.”
-
-“I know Miss Surbiton, Granny. I think she was a goose. Why won’t you
-tell us about the Fairies?”
-
-“Hush! hush! my dears. There’s the Clerk and the Corpse-candles.”
-
-“I know the Corpse-candles, Granny. Besides, they make Johnnie dream and
-he wakes me to keep him company. _Why_ won’t you tell us about the
-Fairies?”
-
-“My dear, they don’t like it,” said the old lady.
-
-“O Granny dear, why don’t they? Do tell! I shouldn’t think of the bread
-a bit, if you told us about the Fairies. I know nothing about them.”
-
-“He lived in this house long enough,” said the old lady. “But it’s not
-lucky to name him.”
-
-“Oh, Granny, we are so hungry and miserable, what can it matter?”
-
-“Well, that’s true enough,” she sighed. “Trouts’ luck is gone; it went
-with the Brownie, I believe.”
-
-“Was that _he_, Granny?”
-
-“Yes, my dear, he lived with the Trouts for several generations.”
-
-“What was he like, Granny?”
-
-“Like a little man, they say, my dear.”
-
-“What did he do?”
-
-“He came in before the family were up, and swept up the hearth, and
-lighted the fire, and set out the breakfast, and tidied the room, and
-did all sorts of house-work. But he never would be seen, and was off
-before they could catch him. But they could hear him laughing and
-playing about the house sometimes.”
-
-“What a darling! Did they give him any wages, Granny?”
-
-“No! my dear. He did it for love. They set a pancheon of clear water for
-him over night, and now and then a bowl of bread and milk, or cream. He
-liked that, for he was very dainty. Sometimes he left a bit of money in
-the water. Sometimes he weeded the garden or threshed the corn. He saved
-endless trouble, both to men and maids.”
-
-“O Granny! why did he go?”
-
-“The maids caught sight of him one night, my dear, and his coat was so
-ragged, that they got a new suit, and a linen shirt for him, and laid
-them by the bread and milk bowl. But when Brownie saw the things, he put
-them on, and dancing round the kitchen, sang,
-
- ‘What have we here? Hemten hamten!
- Here will I never more tread nor stampen,’
-
-and so danced through the door and never came back again.”
-
-“O Grandmother! But why not? Didn’t he like the new clothes?”
-
-“The Old Owl knows, my dear; I don’t.”
-
-“Who’s the Old Owl, Granny?”
-
-“I don’t exactly know, my dear. It’s what my mother used to say when we
-asked anything that puzzled her. It was said that the Old Owl was Nancy
-Besom, (a witch, my dear!) who took the shape of a bird, but couldn’t
-change her voice, and that that’s why the owl sits silent all day for
-fear she should betray herself by speaking, and has no singing voice
-like other birds. Many people used to go and consult the Old Owl at
-moon-rise, in my young days.”
-
-“Did you ever go, Granny?”
-
-“Once, very nearly, my dear.”
-
-“Oh! tell us, Granny dear.—There are no Corpse-candles, Johnnie; it’s
-only moonlight,” he added consolingly, as Johnnie crept closer to his
-knee and pricked his little red ears.
-
-“It was when your grandfather was courting me, my dears,” said the old
-lady, “and I couldn’t quite make up my mind. So I went to my mother, and
-said, ‘He’s this on the one side, but then he’s that on the other, and
-so on. Shall I say yes or no?’ And my mother said, ‘The Old Owl knows,’
-for she was fairly puzzled. So says I, ‘I’ll go and ask her to-night, as
-sure as the moon rises.’
-
-“So at moon-rise I went, and there in the white light by the gate stood
-your grandfather. ‘What are you doing here at this time o’ night?’ says
-I. ‘Watching your window,’ says he. ‘What are _you_ doing here at this
-time o’ night?’ ‘The Old Owl knows,’ said I, and burst out crying.”
-
-“What for?” said Johnnie.
-
-“I can’t rightly tell you, my dear,” said the old lady, “but it gave me
-such a turn to see him. And without more ado your grandfather kissed me.
-‘How dare you?’ said I. ‘What do you mean?’ ‘The Old Owl knows,’ said
-he. So we never went.”
-
-“How stupid!” said Tommy.
-
-“Tell us more about Brownie, please,” said Johnnie. “Did he ever live
-with anybody else?”
-
-“There are plenty of Brownies,” said the old lady, “or used to be in my
-mother’s young days. Some houses had several.”
-
-“Oh! I wish ours would come back!” cried both the boys in chorus.
-“He’d—
-
-“tidy the room,” said Johnnie;
-“fetch the turf,” said Tommy;
-“pick up the chips,” said Johnnie;
-“sort your scraps,” said Tommy;
-“and do everything. Oh! I wish he hadn’t gone away.”
-
-“What’s that?” said the Tailor coming in at this moment.
-
-“It’s the Brownie, Father,” said Tommy. “We are so sorry he went, and do
-so wish we had one.”
-
-“What nonsense have you been telling them, Mother?” asked the Tailor.
-
-“Heighty teighty,” said the old lady, bristling. “Nonsense, indeed! As
-good men as you, Son Thomas, would as soon have jumped off the crags, as
-spoken lightly of _them_, in my mother’s young days.”
-
-“Well, well,” said the Tailor, “I beg their pardon. They never did aught
-for me, whatever they did for my forbears; but they’re as welcome to the
-old place as ever, if they choose to come. There’s plenty to do.”
-
-“Would you mind our setting a pan of water, Father?” asked Tommy very
-gently. “There’s no bread and milk.”
-
-“You may set what you like, my lad,” said the Tailor; “and I wish there
-were bread and milk for your sakes, Bairns. You should have it, had I
-got it. But go to bed now.”
-
-They lugged out a pancheon, and filled it with more dexterity than
-usual, and then went off to bed, leaving the knife in one corner, the
-wood in another, and a few splashes of water in their track.
-
-There was more room than comfort in the ruined old farm-house, and the
-two boys slept on a bed of cut heather, in what had been the old malt
-loft. Johnnie was soon in the land of dreams, growing rosier and rosier
-as he slept, a tumbled apple among the gray heather. But not so lazy
-Tommy. The idea of a domesticated Brownie had taken full possession of
-his mind; and whither Brownie had gone, where he might be found, and
-what would induce him to return, were mysteries he longed to solve.
-“There’s an owl living in the old shed by the mere,” he thought. “It may
-be the Old Owl herself, and she knows, Granny says. When father’s gone
-to bed, and the moon rises I’ll go.” Meanwhile he lay down.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-The moon rose like gold, and went up into the heavens like silver,
-flooding the moors with a pale ghostly light, taking the color out of
-the heather, and painting black shadows under the stone walls. Tommy
-opened his eyes, and ran to the window. “The moon has risen,” said he,
-and crept softly down the ladder, through the kitchen, where was the pan
-of water, but no Brownie, and so out on the moor. The air was fresh, not
-to say chilly; but it was a glorious night, though everything but the
-wind and Tommy seemed asleep. The stones, the walls, the gleaming lanes,
-were so intensely still; the church tower in the valley seemed awake and
-watching, but silent; the houses in the village round it all had their
-eyes shut, that is, their window blinds down; and it seemed to Tommy as
-if the very moors had drawn white sheets over them, and lay sleeping
-also.
-
-“Hoot! hoot!” said a voice from the fir plantation behind him. Somebody
-else was awake, then. “It’s the Old Owl,” said Tommy; and there she
-came, swinging heavily across the moor with a flapping stately flight,
-and sailed into the shed by the mere. The old lady moved faster than she
-seemed to do, and though Tommy ran hard she was in the shed some time
-before him. When he got in, no bird was to be seen, but he heard a
-crunching sound from above, and looking up, there sat the Old Owl,
-pecking and tearing and munching at some shapeless black object, and
-blinking at him—Tommy—with yellow eyes.
-
-“Oh dear!” said Tommy, for he didn’t much like it.
-
-The Old Owl dropped the black mass on to the floor; and Tommy did not
-care somehow to examine it.
-
-“Come up! come up!” said she, hoarsely.
-
-She could speak, then! Beyond all doubt it was _the_ Old Owl and none
-other. Tommy shuddered.
-
-“Come up here! come up here!” said the Old Owl.
-
-The Old Owl sat on a beam that ran across the shed. Tommy had often
-climbed up for fun; and he climbed up now, and sat face to face with
-her, and thought her eyes looked as if they were made of flame.
-
-“Kiss my fluffy face,” said the Owl.
-
-Her eyes were going round like flaming catherine wheels, but there are
-certain requests which one has not the option of refusing. Tommy crept
-nearer, and put his lips to the round face out of which the eyes shone.
-Oh! it was so downy and warm, so soft, so indescribably soft. Tommy’s
-lips sank into it, and couldn’t get to the bottom. It was unfathomable
-feathers and fluffyness.
-
-“Now, what do you want?” said the Owl.
-
-“Please,” said Tommy, who felt rather re-assured, “can you tell me where
-to find the Brownies, and how to get one to come and live with us?”
-
-“Oohoo!” said the Owl, “that’s it, is it? I know of three Brownies.”
-
-“Hurrah!” said Tommy. “Where do they live?”
-
-“In your house,” said the Owl.
-
-Tommy was aghast.
-
-“In our house!” he exclaimed. “Whereabouts? Let me rummage them out. Why
-do they do nothing?”
-
-“One of them is too young,” said the Owl.
-
-“But why don’t the others work?” asked Tommy.
-
-“They are idle, they are idle,” said the Old Owl, and she gave herself
-such a shake as she said it, that the fluff went flying through the
-shed, and Tommy nearly tumbled off the beam in his fright.
-
-“Then we don’t want them,” said he. “What is the use of having Brownies
-if they do nothing to help us?”
-
-“Perhaps they don’t know how, as no one has told them,” said the Owl.
-
-“I wish you would tell me where to find them,” said Tommy; “I could tell
-them.”
-
-“Could you?” said the Owl. “Oohoo! Oohoo!” and Tommy couldn’t tell
-whether she were hooting or laughing.
-
-“Of course I could,” he said. “They might be up and sweep the house, and
-light the fire, and spread the table, and that sort of thing, before
-father came down. Besides, they could _see_ what was wanted. The
-Brownies did all that in Granny’s mother’s young days. And then they
-could tidy the room, and fetch the turf, and pick up my chips, and sort
-Granny’s scraps. Oh! there’s lots to do.”
-
-“So there is,” said the Owl. “Oohoo! Well, I can tell you where to find
-one of the Brownies; and if you find him, he will tell you where his
-brother is. But all this depends upon whether you feel equal to
-undertaking it, and whether you will follow my directions.”
-
-“I am quite ready to go,” said Tommy, “and I will do as you shall tell
-me. I feel sure I could persuade them. If they only knew how every one
-would love them if they made themselves useful!”
-
-“Oohoo! ohoo!” said the Owl. “Now pay attention. You must go to the
-north side of the mere when the moon is shining—(‘I know Brownies like
-water,’ muttered Tommy)—and turn yourself around three times, saying
-this charm:
-
- ‘Twist me and turn me, and show me the Elf—
- I looked in the water, and saw—’
-
-When you have got so far, look into the water, and at the same moment
-you will see the Brownie, and think of a word that will fill up the
-couplet, and rhyme with the first line. If either you do not see the
-Brownie, or fail to think of the word, it will be of no use.”
-
-“Is the Brownie a mermaid,” said Tommy, wriggling himself along the
-beam, “that he lives under water?”
-
-“That depends on whether he has a fish’s tail,” said the Owl, “and this
-you can discover for yourself.”
-
-“Well, the moon is shining, so I shall go,” said Tommy. “Good-bye, and
-thank you, Ma’am;” and he jumped down and went, saying to himself as he
-ran, “I believe he is a merman all the same, or else how could he live
-in the mere? I know more about Brownies than Granny does, and I shall
-tell her so;” for Tommy was somewhat opinionated, like other young
-people.
-
-The moon shone very brightly on the centre of the mere. Tommy knew the
-place well for there was a fine echo there. Round the edge grew rushes
-and water plants, which cast a border of shadow. Tommy went to the north
-side, and turning himself three times, as the old Owl had told him, he
-repeated the charm—
-
- ‘Twist me, and turn me, and show me the Elf—
- I looked in the water, and saw—’
-
-Now for it. He looked in, and saw—the reflection of his own face.
-
-“Why, there’s no one but myself!” said Tommy. “And what can the word be?
-I must have done it wrong.”
-
-“Wrong!” said the Echo.
-
-Tommy was almost surprised to find the echo awake at this time of night.
-
-“Hold your tongue!” said he. “Matters are provoking enough of
-themselves. Belf! Celf! Delf! Felf! Gelf! Helf! Jelf! What rubbish!
-There can’t be a word to fit it. And then to look for Brownie, and see
-nothing but myself!”
-
-“Myself!” said the Echo.
-
-“Will you be quiet?” said Tommy. “If you would tell one the word there
-would be some sense in your interference; but to roar ‘Myself!’ at one,
-which neither rhymes nor runs—it does rhyme though, as it happens,” he
-added; “and how very odd! it runs too—
-
- ‘Twist me, and turn me, and show me the Elf;
- I looked in the water, and saw myself,’
-
-which I certainly did. What can it mean? The Old Owl knows, as Granny
-would say; so I shall go back and ask her.”
-
-“Ask her!” said the Echo.
-
-“Didn’t I say I should?” said Tommy. “How exasperating you are! It is
-very strange. _Myself_ certainly does rhyme, and I wonder I did not
-think of it long ago.”
-
-“Go,” said the Echo.
-
-“Will you mind your own business, and go to sleep?” said Tommy. “I am
-going; I said I should.”
-
-And back he went. There sat the Old Owl as before.
-
-“Oohoo!” said she, as Tommy climbed up. “What did you see in the mere?”
-
-“I saw nothing but myself,” said Tommy indignantly.
-
-“And what did you expect to see?” asked the Owl.
-
-“I expected to see a Brownie,” said Tommy; “you told me so.”
-
-“And what are Brownies like, pray?” inquired the Owl.
-
-“The one Granny knew was a useful little fellow, something like a little
-man,” said Tommy.
-
-“Ah!” said the Owl, “but you know at present this one is an idle little
-fellow, something like a little man. Oohoo! oohoo! Are you quite sure
-you didn’t see him?”
-
-“Quite,” answered Tommy sharply. “I saw no one but myself.”
-
-“Hoot! toot! How touchy we are! And who are you, pray?”
-
-“I am not a Brownie,” said Tommy.
-
-“Don’t be too sure,” said the Owl. “Did you find out the word?”
-
-“No,” said Tommy. “I could find no word with any meaning that would
-rhyme but ‘myself.’”
-
-“Well, that runs and rhymes,” said the Owl. “What do you want? Where’s
-your brother now?”
-
-“In bed in the malt-loft,” said Tommy.
-
-“Then now all your questions are answered,” said the Owl, “and you know
-what wants doing, so go and do it. Good-night, or rather good-morning,
-for it is long past midnight;” and the old lady began to shake her
-feathers for a start.
-
-“Don’t go yet, please,” said Tommy humbly. “I don’t understand it. You
-know I’m not a Brownie, am I?”
-
-“Yes, you are,” said the Owl, “and a very idle one too. All children are
-Brownies.”
-
-“But I couldn’t do work like a Brownie,” said Tommy.
-
-“Why not?” inquired the Owl. “Couldn’t you sweep the floor, light the
-fire, spread the table, tidy the room, fetch the turf, pick up your own
-chips, and sort your grandmother’s scraps? You know ‘there’s lots to
-do.’”
-
-“But I don’t think I should like it,” said Tommy. “I’d much rather have
-a Brownie to do it for me.”
-
-“And what would you do meanwhile?” asked the Owl. “Be idle, I suppose;
-and what do you suppose is the use of a man’s having children if they do
-nothing to help him? Ah! if they only knew how every one would love them
-if they made themselves useful!”
-
-“But is it really and truly so?” asked Tommy, in a dismal voice. “Are
-there no Brownies but children?”
-
-“No, there are not,” said the owl. “And pray do you think that the
-Brownies, whoever they may be, come into a house to save trouble for the
-idle healthy little boys who live in it? Listen to me, Tommy,” said the
-old lady, her eyes shooting rays of fire in the dark corner where she
-sat. “Listen to me, you are a clever boy, and can understand when one
-speaks; so I will tell you the whole history of the Brownies, as it has
-been handed down in our family from my grandmother’s great-grandmother,
-who lived in the Druid’s Oak, and was intimate with the fairies. And
-when I have done you shall tell me what you think they are, if they are
-not children. It’s the opinion I have come to at any rate, and I don’t
-think that wisdom died with our great-grandmothers.”
-
-“I should like to hear if you please,” said Tommy.
-
-The Old Owl shook out a tuft or two of fluff, and set her eyes a-going,
-and began:
-
-“The Brownies, or as they are sometimes called, the Small Folk, the
-Little People, or the Good People, are a race of tiny beings who
-domesticate themselves in a house of which some grown-up human being
-pays the rent and taxes. They are like small editions of men and women,
-they are too small and fragile for heavy work; they have not the
-strength of a man, but are a thousand times more fresh and nimble. They
-can run and jump, and roll and tumble, with marvellous agility and
-endurance, and of many of the aches and pains which men and women groan
-under, they do not even know the names. They have no trade or
-profession, and as they live entirely upon other people, they know
-nothing of domestic cares; in fact, they know very little upon any
-subject, though they are often intelligent and highly inquisitive. They
-love dainties, play, and mischief. They are apt to be greatly beloved,
-and are themselves capriciously affectionate. They are little people,
-and can only do little things. When they are idle and mischievous, they
-are called Boggarts, and are a curse to the house they live in. When
-they are useful and considerate, they are Brownies, and are a
-much-coveted blessing. Sometimes the Blessed Brownies will take up their
-abode with some worthy couple, cheer them with their romp and merry
-laughter, tidy the house, find things that have been lost, and take
-little troubles out of hands full of great anxieties. Then in time these
-Little People are Brownies no longer. They grow up into men and women.
-They do not care so much for dainties, play, or mischief. They cease to
-jump and tumble, and roll about the house. They know more, and laugh
-less. Then, when their heads begin to ache with anxiety, and they have
-to labor for their own living, and the great cares of life come on,
-other Brownies come and live with them, and take up their little cares,
-and supply their little comforts, and make the house merry once more.”
-
-“How nice!” said Tommy.
-
-“Very nice,” said the Old Owl. “But what”—and she shook herself more
-fiercely than ever, and glared so that Tommy expected nothing less than
-her eyes would set fire to her feathers and she would be burnt alive.
-“But what must I say of the Boggarts? Those idle urchins who eat the
-bread and milk, and don’t do the work, who lie in bed without an ache or
-pain to excuse them, who untidy instead of tidying, cause work instead
-of doing it, and leave little cares to heap on big cares, till the old
-people who support them are worn out altogether.”
-
-“Don’t!” said Tommy. “I can’t bear it.”
-
-“I hope when Boggarts grow into men,” said the Old Owl, “that their
-children will be Boggarts too, and then they’ll know what it is!”
-
-“Don’t!” roared Tommy. “I won’t be a Boggart. I’ll be a Brownie.”
-
-“That’s right,” nodded the Old Owl. “I said you were a boy who could
-understand when one spoke. And remember that the Brownies never are seen
-at their work. They get up before the household, and get away before any
-one can see them. I can’t tell you why. I don’t think my grandmother’s
-great-grandmother knew. Perhaps because all good deeds are better done
-in secret.”
-
-“Please,” said Tommy, “I should like to go home now, and tell Johnnie.
-It’s getting cold, and I am so tired!”
-
-“Very true,” said the Old Owl, “and then you will have to be up early
-to-morrow. I think I had better take you home.”
-
-“I know the way, thank you,” said Tommy.
-
-“I didn’t say _shew_ you the way, I said _take_ you—carry you,” said
-the Owl. “Lean against me.”
-
-“I’d rather not thank you,” said Tommy.
-
-“Lean against me,” screamed the Owl. “Oohoo! how obstinate boys are to
-be sure!”
-
-Tommy crept up, very unwillingly.
-
-“Lean your full weight, and shut your eyes,” said the Owl.
-
-Tommy laid his head against the Old Owl’s feathers, had a vague idea
-that she smelt of heather, and thought it must be from living on the
-moor, shut his eyes, and leant his full weight, expecting that he and
-the Owl would certainly fall off the beam together.
-Down—feathers—fluff—he sank and sank, could feel nothing solid,
-jumped up with a start to save himself, opened his eyes, and found that
-he was sitting among the heather in the malt-loft, with Johnny sleeping
-by his side.
-
-“How quickly we came!” said he; “that is certainly a very clever Old
-Owl. I couldn’t have counted ten whilst my eyes were shut. How very
-odd!”
-
-But what was odder still was, that it was no longer moonlight but early
-dawn.
-
-“Get up, Johnnie,” said his brother, “I’ve got a story to tell you.”
-
-And while Johnnie sat up, and rubbed his eyes open, he related his
-adventures on the moor.
-
-“Is all that true?” said Johnnie; “I mean, did it really happen?”
-
-“Of course it did,” said his brother; “don’t you believe it?”
-
-“Oh yes,” said Johnny. “But I thought it was perhaps only a true story,
-like Granny’s true stories. I believe all these, you know. But if you
-were there, you know, it is different—”
-
-“I was there,” said Tommy, “and it’s all just as I tell you: and I tell
-you what, if we mean to do anything we must get up: though, oh dear! I
-should like to stay in bed. I say,” he added, after a pause, “suppose we
-do. It can’t matter being Boggarts for one night more. I mean to be a
-Brownie before I grow up, though. I couldn’t stand boggarty children.”
-
-“I won’t be a Boggart at all,” said Johnnie, “it’s horrid. But I don’t
-see how we can be Brownies, for I’m afraid we can’t do the things. I
-wish I were bigger!”
-
-“I can do it well enough,” said Tommy, following his brother’s example
-and getting up. “Don’t you suppose I can light a fire? Think of all the
-bonfires we have made! And I don’t think I should mind having a regular
-good tidy-up either. It’s that stupid
-putting-away-things-when-you’ve-done-with-them that I hate so!”
-
-The Brownies crept softly down the ladder and into the kitchen. There
-was the blank hearth, the dirty floor, and all the odds and ends lying
-about, looking cheerless enough in the dim light, Tommy felt quite
-important as he looked round. There is no such cure for untidiness as
-clearing up after other people; one sees so clearly where the fault
-lies.
-
-“Look at that door-step, Johnnie,” said the Brownie-elect, “what a mess
-you made of it! If you had lifted the moss carefully, instead of
-stamping and struggling with it, it would have saved us ten minutes’
-work this morning.”
-
-This wisdom could not be gainsaid, and Johnnie only looked meek and
-rueful.
-
-“I am going to light the fire,” pursued his brother;—“the next turfs,
-you know _we_ must get—you can tidy a bit. Look at the knife I gave you
-to hold last night, and that wood—that’s my fault though, and so are
-those scraps by Granny’s chair. What are you grubbing at that rat-hole
-for?”
-
-Johnnie raised his head somewhat flushed and tumbled.
-
-“What do you think I have found?” said he triumphantly. “Father’s
-measure that has been lost for a week!”
-
-“Hurrah!” said Tommy, “put it by his things. That’s just a sort of thing
-for a Brownie to have done. What will he say? And I say, Johnnie, when
-you’ve tidied, just go and grub up a potato or two in the garden, and
-I’ll put them to roast for breakfast. I’m lighting such a bonfire!”
-
-The fire was very successful. Johnnie went after the potatoes, and Tommy
-cleaned the door-step, swept the room, dusted the chairs and the old
-chest, and set out the table. There was no doubt he could be handy when
-he chose.
-
-“I’ll tell you what I have thought of, if we have time,” said Johnnie,
-as he washed the potatoes in the water that had been set for Brownie.
-“We might run down to the South Pasture for some mushrooms. Father said
-the reason we found so few was that people go by sunrise for them to
-take to market. The sun’s only just rising, we should be sure to find
-some, and they would do for breakfast.”
-
-“There’s plenty of time,” said Tommy; so they went. The dew lay heavy
-and thick upon the grass by the road side, and over the miles of network
-that the spiders had woven from blossom to blossom of the heather. The
-dew is the Sun’s breakfast; but he was barely up yet, and had not eaten
-it, and the world felt anything but warm. Nevertheless, it was so sweet
-and fresh as it is at no later hour of the day, and every sound was like
-the returning voice of a long absent friend. Down to the pastures, where
-was more network and more dew, but when one has nothing to speak of in
-the way of boots, the state of the ground is of the less consequence.
-
-The Tailor had been right, there was no lack of mushrooms at this time
-of the morning. All over the pasture they stood, of all sizes, some like
-buttons, some like tables; and in the distance one or two ragged women,
-stopping over them with baskets, looked like huge fungi also.
-
-“This is where the fairies feast,” said Tommy. “They had a large party
-last night. When they go, they take away the dishes and cups, for they
-are made of gold; but they leave their tables, and we eat them.”
-
-“I wonder whether giants would like to eat our tables,” said Johnnie.
-
-This was beyond Tommy’s capabilities of surmise; so they filled a
-handkerchief, and hurried back again for fear the Tailor should have
-come down-stairs.
-
-They were depositing the last mushroom in a dish on the table, when his
-footsteps were heard descending.
-
-“There he is!” exclaimed Tommy. “Remember, we mustn’t be caught. Run
-back to bed.”
-
-Johnnie caught up the handkerchief, and smothering their laughter, the
-two scrambled back up the ladder, and dashed straight into the heather.
-
-Meanwhile the poor Tailor came wearily down-stairs. Day after day, since
-his wife’s death, he had come down every morning to the same desolate
-sight—yesterday’s refuse and an empty hearth. This morning task of
-tidying was always a sad and ungrateful one to the widowed father. His
-awkward struggles with the house-work in which _she_ had been so
-notable, chafed him. The dirty kitchen was dreary, the labor lonely, and
-it was an hour’s time lost to his trade. But life does not stand still
-while one is wishing, and so the Tailor did that for which there was
-neither remedy nor substitute; and came down this morning as other
-mornings to the pail and broom. When he came in he looked round, and
-started, and rubbed his eyes; looked round again, and rubbed them
-harder; then went up to the fire and held out his hand, (warm
-certainly)—then up to the table and smelt the mushrooms, (esculent
-fungi beyond a doubt) handled the loaf, stared at the open door and
-window, the swept floor, and the sunshine pouring in, and finally sat
-down in stunned admiration. Then he jumped up and ran to the foot of the
-stairs, shouting,—
-
-“Mother! Mother! Trout’s luck has come again.” “And yet, no!” he
-thought, “the old lady’s asleep, it’s a shame to wake her, I’ll tell
-those idle rascally lads, they’ll be more pleased than they deserve. It
-was Tommy after all that set the water and caught him.” “Boys! boys!” he
-shouted at the foot of the ladder, “the Brownie has come!—and if he
-hasn’t found my measure!” he added on returning to the kitchen, “this is
-as good as a day’s work to me.”
-
-There was great excitement in the small household that day. The boys
-kept their own counsel. The old Grandmother was triumphant, and tried
-not to seem surprised. The Tailor made no such vain effort, and remained
-till bed-time in a state of fresh and unconcealed amazement.
-
-“I’ve often heard of the Good People,” he broke out towards the end of
-the evening. “And I’ve heard folk say they’ve known those that have seen
-them capering round the gray rocks on the moor at midnight: but this is
-wonderful! To come and do the work for a pan of cold water! Who could
-have believed it?”
-
-“You might have believed it if you’d believed me, Son Thomas,” said the
-old lady tossily. “I told you so. But young people always know better
-than their elders!”
-
-“I didn’t see him,” said the Tailor, beginning his story afresh; “but I
-thought as I came in I heard a sort of laughing and rustling.”
-
-“My mother said they often heard him playing and laughing about the
-house,” said the old lady. “I told you so.”
-
-“Well, he shan’t want for a bowl of bread and milk to-morrow, anyhow,”
-said the Tailor, “if I have to stick to Farmer Swede’s waistcoat till
-midnight.”
-
-But the waistcoat was finished by bed-time, and the Tailor set the bread
-and milk himself, and went to rest.
-
-“I say,” said Tommy, when both the boys were in bed, “the Old Owl was
-right, and we must stick to it. But I’ll tell you what I don’t like, and
-that is, father thinking we’re idle still. I wish he knew we were the
-Brownies.”
-
-“So do I,” said Johnnie; and he sighed.
-
-“I tell you what,” said Tommy, with the decisiveness of elder
-brotherhood, “we’ll keep quiet for a bit for fear we should leave off;
-but when we’ve gone on a good while, I shall tell him. It was only the
-Old Owl’s grandmother’s great-grandmother who said it was to be kept
-secret, and the Old Owl herself said grandmothers were not always in the
-right.”
-
-“No more they are,” said Johnnie; “look at Granny about this.”
-
-“I know,” said Tommy. “She’s in a regular muddle.”
-
-“So she is,” said Johnnie. “But that’s rather fun, I think.”
-
-And they went to sleep.
-
-Day after day went by, and still the Brownies “stuck to it,” and did
-their work. It is no such very hard matter after all to get up early
-when one is young and light-hearted, and sleeps upon heather in a loft
-without window-blind, and with so many broken window-panes that the air
-comes freely in. In old times the boys used to play at tents among the
-heather, while the Tailor did the house-work; now they came down and did
-it for him.
-
-Size is not everything, even in this material existence. One has heard
-of dwarfs who were quite as clever, (not to say as powerful,) as giants,
-and I do not fancy that Fairy Godmothers are ever very large. It is
-wonderful what a comfort Brownies may be in the house that is fortunate
-enough to hold them! The Tailor’s Brownies were the joy of his life; and
-day after day they seemed to grow more and more ingenious in finding
-little things to do for his good.
-
-Now-a-days Granny never picked a scrap for herself. One day’s shearings
-were all neatly arranged the next morning, and laid by her
-knitting-pins; and the Tailor’s tape and shears were no more absent
-without leave.
-
-One day a message came to him to offer him two or three days’ tailoring
-in a farmhouse some miles up the valley. This was pleasant and
-advantageous sort of work; good food, sure pay, and a cheerful change;
-but he did not know how he could leave his family, unless, indeed, the
-Brownie might be relied upon to “keep the house together,” as they say.
-The boys were sure that he would, and they promised to set his water,
-and to give as little trouble as possible; so, finally, the Tailor took
-up his shears and went up the valley, where the green banks sloped up
-into purple moor, or broke into sandy rocks, crowned with nodding oak
-fern. On to the prosperous old farm, where he spent a very pleasant
-time, sitting level with the window geraniums on a table set apart for
-him, stitching and gossiping, gossiping and stitching, and feeling
-secure of honest payment when his work was done. The mistress of the
-house was a kind good creature, and loved a chat; and though the Tailor
-kept his own secret as to the Brownies, he felt rather curious to know
-if the Good People had any hand in the comfort of this flourishing
-household, and watched his opportunity to make a few careless inquiries
-on the subject.
-
-“Brownies?” laughed the dame. “Ay, Master, I have heard of them. When I
-was a girl, in service at the old hall, on Cowberry Edge, I heard a good
-deal of one they said had lived there in former times. He did housework
-as well as a woman, and a good deal quicker, they said. One night one of
-the young ladies (that were then, they’re all dead now,) hid herself in
-a cupboard, to see what he was like.”
-
-“And what was he like?” inquired the Tailor, as composedly as he was
-able.
-
-“A little fellow, they said;” answered the Farmer’s wife, knitting
-calmly on. “Like a dwarf, you know, with a largish head for his body.
-Not taller than—why, my Bill, or your eldest boy, perhaps. And he was
-dressed in rags, with an old cloak on, and stamping with passion at a
-cobweb he couldn’t get at with his broom. They’ve very uncertain
-tempers, they say. Tears one minute and laughing the next.”
-
-“You never had one here, I suppose?” said the Tailor.
-
-“Not we,” she answered; “and I think I’d rather not. They’re not canny
-after all; and my master and me have always been used to work, and we’ve
-sons, and daughters to help us, and that’s better than meddling with the
-Fairies, to my mind. No! no!” she added, laughing, “If we had had one
-you’d have heard of it, whoever didn’t, for I should have had some
-decent clothes made for him. I couldn’t stand rags and old cloaks,
-messing and moth-catching in my house.”
-
-“They say it’s not lucky to give them clothes, though,” said the Tailor;
-“they don’t like it.”
-
-“Tell me!” said the dame, “as if any one that liked a tidy room,
-wouldn’t like tidy clothes, if they could get them. No! no! when we have
-one, you shall take his measure, I promise you.”
-
-And this was all the Tailor got out of her on the subject. When his work
-was finished, the Farmer paid him at once; and the good dame added half
-a cheese, and a bottle-green coat.
-
-“That has been laid by for being too small for the master now he’s so
-stout,” she said; “but except for a stain or two it’s good enough, and
-will cut up like new for one of the lads.”
-
-The Tailor thanked them, and said farewell, and went home. Down the
-valley, where the river, wandering between the green banks and the sandy
-rocks, was caught by giant mosses, and bands of fairy fern, and there
-choked and struggled, and at last barely escaped with an existence, and
-ran away in a diminished stream. On up the purple hills to the old
-ruined house. As he came in at the gate he was struck by some idea of
-change, and looking again, he saw that the garden had been weeded, and
-was comparatively tidy. The truth is, that Tommy and Johnnie had taken
-advantage of the Tailor’s absence to do some Brownie’s work in the
-daytime.
-
-“It’s that Blessed Brownie!” said the Tailor. “Has he been as usual?” he
-asked, when he was in the house.
-
-“To be sure,” said the old lady; “all has been well, Son Thomas.”
-
-“I’ll tell you what it is,” said the Tailor, after a pause. “I’m a needy
-man, but I hope I’m not ungrateful. I can never repay the Brownie for
-what he has done for me and mine; but the mistress up yonder has given
-me a bottle-green coat that will cut up as good as new; and as sure as
-there’s a Brownie in this house, I’ll make him a suit of it.”
-
-“You’ll _what_?” shrieked the old lady. “Son Thomas, Son Thomas, you’re
-mad! Do what you please for the Brownies, but never make them clothes.”
-
-“There’s nothing they want more,” said the Tailor, “by all accounts.
-They’re all in rags, as well they may be, doing so much work.”
-
-“If you make clothes for this Brownie, he’ll go for good,” said the
-Grandmother, in a voice of awful warning.
-
-“Well, I don’t know,” said her son. “The mistress up at the farm is
-clever enough, I can tell you; and as she said to me, fancy any one that
-likes a tidy room, not liking a tidy coat!” For the Tailor, like most
-men, was apt to think well of the wisdom of woman-kind in other houses.
-
-“Well, well,” said the old lady, “go your own way. I’m an old woman, and
-my time is not long. It doesn’t matter much to me. But it was new
-clothes that drove the Brownie out before, and Trout’s luck went with
-him.”
-
-“I know, Mother,” said the Tailor, “and I’ve been thinking of it all the
-way home; and I can tell you why it was. Depend upon it, _the clothes
-didn’t fit_. But I’ll tell you what I mean to do. I shall measure them
-by Tommy—they say the Brownies are about his size—and if ever I turned
-out a well-made coat and waistcoat, they shall be his.”
-
-“Please yourself,” said the old lady, and she would say no more.
-
-“I think you’re quite right, Father,” said Tommy, “and if I can, I’ll
-help you to make them.”
-
-Next day the father and son set to work, and Tommy contrived to make
-himself so useful, that the Tailor hardly knew how he got through so
-much work.
-
-“It’s not like the same thing,” he broke out at last, “to have some one
-a bit helpful about you; both for the tailoring and for company’s sake.
-I’ve not done such a pleasant morning’s work since your poor mother
-died. I’ll tell you what it is, Tommy,” he added, “if you were always
-like this, I shouldn’t much care whether Brownie stayed or went. I’d
-give up his help to have yours.”
-
-“I’ll be back directly,” said Tommy, who burst out of the room in search
-of his brother.
-
-“I’ve come away,” he said squatting down, “because I can’t bear it. I
-very nearly let it all out, and I shall soon. I wish the things weren’t
-going to come to me,” he added, kicking a stone in front of him. “I wish
-he’d measured you, Johnnie.”
-
-“I’m very glad he didn’t,” said Johnnie. “I wish he’d kept them
-himself.”
-
-“Bottle-green, with brass buttons,” murmured Tommy, and therewith fell
-into a reverie.
-
-The next night the suit was finished, and laid by the bread and milk.
-
-“We shall see,” said the old lady, in a withering tone. There is not
-much real prophetic wisdom in this truism, but it sounds very awful, and
-the Tailor went to bed somewhat depressed.
-
-Next morning the Brownies came down as usual.
-
-“Don’t they look splendid?” said Tommy, feeling the cloth. “When we’ve
-tidied the place I shall put them on.”
-
-But long before the place was tidy, he could wait no longer, and dressed
-up.
-
-“Look at me!” he shouted; “bottle-green and brass buttons! Oh, Johnnie,
-I wish you had some.”
-
-“It’s a good thing there are two Brownies,” said Johnnie, laughing, “and
-one of them in rags still. I shall do the work this morning.” And he
-went flourishing round with a broom, while Tommy jumped madly about in
-his new suit. “Hurrah!” he shouted, “I feel just like the Brownie. What
-was it Grannie said he sang when he got his clothes? Oh, I know—
-
- ‘What have we here? Hemten hamten,
- Here will I never more tread nor stampen.’”
-
-And on he danced, regardless of the clouds of dust raised by Johnnie, as
-he drove the broom indiscriminately over the floor, to the tune of his
-own laughter.
-
-It was laughter which roused the Tailor that morning, laughter coming
-through the floor from the kitchen below. He scrambled on his things and
-stole down stairs.
-
-“It’s the Brownie,” he thought; “I must look, if it’s for the last
-time.”
-
-At the door he paused and listened. The laughter was mixed with singing,
-and he heard the words—
-
- “What have we here? Hemten hamten,
- Here will I never more tread nor stampen.”
-
-He pushed in, and this was the sight that met his eyes.
-
-The kitchen in its primeval condition of chaos, the untidy particulars
-of which were the less apparent, as everything was more or less obscured
-by the clouds of dust, where Johnnie reigned triumphant, like a witch
-with her broomstick; and, to crown all, Tommy capering and singing in
-the Brownie’s bottle-green suit, brass buttons and all.
-
-“What’s this?” shouted the astonished Tailor, when he could find breath
-to speak.
-
-“It’s the Brownies,” sang the boys; and on they danced, for they had
-worked themselves up into a state of excitement from which it was not
-easy to settle down.
-
-“Where _is_ Brownie?” shouted the father.
-
-“He’s here,” said Tommy; “we are the Brownies.”
-
-“Can’t you stop that fooling?” cried the Tailor, angrily. “This is past
-a joke. Where is the real Brownie, I say?”
-
-“We are the only Brownies, really, father,” said Tommy, coming to a full
-stop, and feeling strongly tempted to run down from laughing to crying.
-“Ask the Old Owl. It’s true, really.”
-
-The Tailor saw the boy was in earnest, and passed his hand over his
-forehead.
-
-“I suppose I’m getting old,” he said; “I can’t see daylight through
-this. If you are the Brownie, who has been tidying the kitchen lately?”
-
-“We have,” said they.
-
-“But who found my measure?”
-
-“I did,” said Johnnie.
-
-“And who sorts your grandmother’s scraps?”
-
-“We do,” said they.
-
-“And who sets breakfast, and puts my things in order?”
-
-“We do,” said they.
-
-“But when do you do it?” asked the Tailor.
-
-“Before you come down,” said they.
-
-“But I always have to call you,” said the Tailor.
-
-“We get back to bed again,” said the boys.
-
-“But how was it you never did it before!” asked the Tailor doubtfully.
-
-“We were idle, we were idle,” said Tommy.
-
-The Tailor’s voice rose to a pitch of desperation—
-
-“But if you do the work,” he shouted, “_Where is the Brownie?_”
-
-“Here!” cried the boys, “and we are very sorry we were Boggarts so
-long.”
-
-With which the father and sons fell into each other’s arms and fairly
-wept.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-It will be believed that to explain all this to the Grandmother was not
-the work of a moment. She understood it all at last, however, and the
-Tailor could not restrain a little good-humored triumph on the subject.
-Before he went to work he settled her down in the window with her
-knitting, and kissed her.
-
-“What do you think of it all, Mother?” he inquired.
-
-“Bairns are a blessing,” said the old lady, tartly. “_I told you so._”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“That’s not the end, is it?” asked one of the boys in a tone of dismay,
-for the Doctor had paused here.
-
-“Yes it is,” said he.
-
-“But couldn’t you make a little more end?” asked Deordie, “to tell us
-what became of them all?”
-
-“I don’t see what there is to tell,” said the Doctor.
-
-“Why, there’s whether they ever saw the Old Owl again, and whether Tommy
-and Johnnie went on being Brownies,” said the children.
-
-The Doctor laughed.
-
-“Well, be quiet for five minutes,” he said.
-
-“We’ll be as quiet as mice,” said the children.
-
-And as quiet as mice they were. Very like mice, indeed. Very like mice
-behind a wainscot at night, when you have just thrown something to
-frighten them away. Death-like stillness for a few seconds, and then all
-the rustling and scuffling you please. So the children sat holding their
-breath for a moment or two, and then shuffling feet and smothered bursts
-of laughter testified to their impatience, and to the difficulty of
-understanding the process of story-making as displayed by the Doctor,
-who sat pulling his beard, and staring at his boots, as he made up “a
-little more end.”
-
-“Well,” he said, sitting up suddenly, “the Brownies went on with their
-work in spite of the bottle-green suit, and Trout’s luck returned to the
-old house once more. Before long Tommy began to work for the farmers,
-and Baby grew up into a Brownie, and made (as girls are apt to make) the
-best house-sprite of all. For, in the Brownie habits of self-denial,
-thoughtfulness, consideration, and the art of little kindnesses, boys
-are, I am afraid, as a general rule, somewhat behindhand with their
-sisters. Whether this altogether proceeds from constitutional deficiency
-on these points in the masculine character, or is one result among many
-of the code of by-laws which obtains in men’s moral education from the
-cradle, is a question on which everybody has their own opinion. For the
-present the young gentlemen may appropriate whichever theory they
-prefer, and we will go back to the story. The Tailor lived to see his
-boy-Brownies become men, with all the cares of a prosperous farm on
-their hands, and his girl-Brownie carry her fairy talents into another
-home. For these Brownies—young ladies!—are much desired as wives,
-whereas a man might as well marry an old witch as a young Boggartess.”
-
-“And about the Owl?” clamored the children, rather resentful of the
-Doctor’s pausing to take breath.
-
-“Of course,” he continued, “the Tailor heard the whole story, and being
-both anxious to thank the Old Owl for her friendly offices, and also
-rather curious to see and hear her, he went with the boys one night at
-moon-rise to the shed by the mere. It was earlier in the evening than
-when Tommy went, for before daylight had vanished—and at the first
-appearance of the moon, the impatient Tailor was at the place. There
-they found the Owl, looking very solemn and stately on the beam. She was
-sitting among the shadows with her shoulders up, and she fixed her eyes
-so steadily on the Tailor, that he felt quite overpowered. He made her a
-civil bow, however, and said—
-
-“I’m much obliged to you, Ma’am, for your good advice to my Tommy.”
-
-The Owl blinked sharply, as if she grudged shutting her eyes for an
-instant, and then stared on, but not a word spoke she.
-
-“I don’t mean to intrude, Ma’am,” said the Tailor; “but I was wishful to
-pay my respects and gratitude.”
-
-Still the Owl gazed in determined silence.
-
-“Don’t you remember me?” said Tommy pitifully. “I did everything you
-told me. Won’t you even say good-bye?” and he went up towards her.
-
-The Owl’s eyes contracted, she shuddered a few tufts of fluff into the
-shed, shook her wings, and shouting “Oohoo!” at the top of her voice,
-flew out upon the moor. The Tailor and his sons rushed out to watch her.
-They could see her clearly against the green twilight sky, flapping
-rapidly away with her round face to the pale moon. “Good-bye!” they
-shouted as she disappeared; first the departing owl, then a shadowy body
-with flapping sails, then two wings beating the same measured time, then
-two moving lines still to the old tune, then a stroke, a fancy, and
-then—the green sky and the pale moon, but the Old Owl was gone.
-
-“Did she never come back?” asked Tiny in subdued tones, for the Doctor
-had paused again.
-
-“No,” said he; “at least not to the shed by the mere. Tommy saw many
-owls after this in the course of his life; but as none of them would
-speak, and as most of them were addicted to the unconventional customs
-of staring and winking, he could not distinguish his friend, if she were
-among them. And now I think that is all.”
-
-“Is that the very very end?” asked Tiny.
-
-“The very very end,” said the Doctor.
-
-“I suppose there might be more and more ends,” speculated
-Deordie—“about whether the Brownies had any children when they grew
-into farmers, and whether the children were Brownies, and whether _they_
-had other Brownies, and so on and on.” And Deordie rocked himself among
-the geraniums, in the luxurious imagination of an endless fairy tale.
-
-“You insatiable rascal!” said the Doctor. “Not another word. Jump up,
-for I’m going to see you home. I have to be off early to-morrow.”
-
-“Where?” said Deordie.
-
-“Never mind. I shall be away all day, and I want to be at home in good
-time in the evening, for I mean to attack that crop of groundsel between
-the sweet-pea hedges. You know, no Brownies come to my homestead!”
-
-And the Doctor’s mouth twitched a little till he fixed it into a stiff
-smile.
-
-The children tried hard to extract some more ends out of him on the way
-to the Rectory; but he declined to pursue the history of the Trout
-family through indefinite generations. It was decided on all hands,
-however, that Tommy Trout was evidently one and the same with Tommy
-Trout who pulled the cat out of the well, because “it was just a sort of
-thing for a Brownie to do, you know!” and that Johnnie Green (who, of
-course, was not Johnnie Trout,) was some unworthy village acquaintance,
-and “a thorough Boggart.”
-
-“Doctor!” said Tiny, as they stood by the garden-gate, “how long do you
-think gentlemen’s pocket-handkerchiefs take to wear out?”
-
-“That, my dear Madam,” said the Doctor, “must depend, like other
-terrestrial matters, upon circumstances; whether the gentleman bought
-fine cambric, or coarse cotton with pink portraits of the reigning
-Sovereign, to commence with; whether he catches many colds, has his
-pocket picked, takes snuff, or allows his washerwoman to use washing
-powders. But why do you want to know?”
-
-“I shan’t tell you that,” said Tiny, who was spoilt by the Doctor, and
-consequently tyrannized in proportion; “but I will tell you what I mean
-to do. I mean to tell Mother that when Father wants any more pocket
-handkerchiefs hemmed, she had better put them by the bath in the
-nursery, and perhaps some Brownie will come and do them.”
-
-“Kiss my fluffy face!” said the Doctor in sepulchral tones.
-
-“The owl is too high up,” said Tiny, tossing her head.
-
-The Doctor lifted her four feet or so, obtained his kiss, and set her
-down again.
-
-“You’re not fluffy at all,” said she in a tone of the utmost contempt;
-“you’re tickly and bristly. Puss is more fluffy, and Father is scrubby
-and scratchy, because he shaves.”
-
-“And which of the three styles do you prefer?” said the Doctor.
-
-“Not tickly and bristly,” said Tiny with firmness, and she strutted up
-the walk for a pace or two, and then turned round to laugh over her
-shoulder.
-
-“Good-night!” shouted her victim, shaking his fist after her.
-
-The other children took a noisy farewell, and they all raced into the
-house, to give joint versions of the fairy tale, first to the parents in
-the drawing-room, and then to nurse in the nursery.
-
-The Doctor went home also, with his poodle at his heels, but not by the
-way he came. He went out of his way, which was odd; but then the Doctor
-was “a little odd,” and moreover this was always the end of his evening
-walk. Through the church-yard, where spreading cedars and stiff yews
-rose from the velvet grass, and where among tombstones and crosses of
-various devices lay one of older and uglier date, by which he stayed. It
-was framed by a border of the most brilliant flowers, and it would seem
-as if the Doctor must have been the gardener, for he picked off some
-dead ones, and put them absently in his pocket. Then he looked round, as
-if to see that he was alone. Not a soul was to be seen, and the
-moonlight and shadow lay quietly side by side, as the dead do in their
-graves. The Doctor stooped down and took off his hat.
-
-“Good-night, Marcia,” he said, in a low quiet voice. “Good-night, my
-darling!” The dog licked his hand, but there was no voice to answer, nor
-any that regarded.
-
-Poor foolish Doctor! Most foolish to speak to the departed with his face
-earthwards. But we are weak mortals, the best of us; and this man (one
-of the very best) raised his head at last, and went home like a lonely
-owl with his face to the moon and the sky.
-
-
- A BORROWED BROWNIE.
-
-“I can’t imagine,” said the Rector, walking into the drawing-room the
-following afternoon; “I can’t imagine where Tiny is. I want her to drive
-to the other end of the parish with me.”
-
-“There she comes,” said his wife, looking out of the window, “by the
-garden-gate, with a great basket; what has she been after?”
-
-The Rector went out to discover, and met his daughter looking decidedly
-earthy, and seemingly much exhausted by the weight of a basketful of
-groundsel plants.
-
-“Where have you been?” said he.
-
-“In the Doctor’s garden,” said Tiny triumphantly; “and look what I have
-done? I’ve weeded his sweet-peas, and brought away the groundsel; so
-when he gets home to-night he’ll think a Brownie has been in the garden,
-for Mrs. Pickles has promised not to tell him.”
-
-“But look here!” said the Rector, affecting a great appearance of
-severity, “you’re my Brownie, not his. Supposing Tommy Trout had gone
-and weeded Farmer Swede’s garden, and brought back his weeds to go to
-seed on the Tailor’s flower-beds, how do you think he would have liked
-it?”
-
-Tiny looked rather crestfallen. When one has fairly carried through a
-splendid benevolence of this kind, it is trying to find oneself in the
-wrong. She crept up to the Rector, however, and put her golden head upon
-his arm.
-
-“But, Father dear,” she pleaded, “I didn’t mean not to be your Brownie;
-only, you know, you had got five left at home, and it was only for a
-short time, and the Doctor hasn’t any Brownie at all. Don’t you pity
-him?”
-
-And the Rector, who was old enough to remember that grave-stone story we
-wot of, hugged his Brownie in his arms, and answered—
-
-“My Darling, I do pity him!”
-
-
-
-
- THE LAND OF LOST TOYS.
-
-
- AN EARTHQUAKE IN THE NURSERY.
-
-It was certainly an aggravated offence. It is generally understood in
-families that “boys will be boys,” but there is a limit to the
-forbearance implied in the extenuating axiom. Master Sam was condemned
-to the back nursery for the rest of the day.
-
-He always had had the knack of breaking his own toys,—he not
-unfrequently broke other people’s; but accidents will happen, and his
-twin sister and factotum, Dot, was long-suffering.
-
-Dot was fat, resolute, hasty, and devotedly unselfish. When Sam scalped
-her new doll, and fastened the glossy black curls to a wigwam improvised
-with the curtains of the four-post bed in the best bedroom, Dot was
-sorely tried. As her eyes passed from the crownless doll on the floor to
-the floss-silk ringlets hanging from the bed-furniture, her round rosy
-face grew rounder and rosier, and tears burst from her eyes. But in a
-moment more she clenched her little fists, forced back the tears, and
-gave vent to her favorite saying, “I don’t care.”
-
-That sentence was Dot’s bane and antidote; it was her vice and her
-virtue. It was her standing consolation, and it brought her into all her
-scrapes. It was her one panacea for all the ups and downs of her life
-(and in the nursery where Sam developed his organ of destructiveness
-there were ups and downs not a few); and it was the form her naughtiness
-took when she was naughty.
-
-“Don’t care fell into a goose-pond, Miss Dot,” said nurse, on one
-occasion of the kind.
-
-“I don’t care if he did,” said Miss Dot; and as nurse knew no further
-feature of the goose-pond adventure which met this view of it, she
-closed the subject by putting Dot into the corner.
-
-In the strength of _Don’t care_, and her love for Sam, Dot bore much and
-long. Her dolls perished by ingenious but untimely deaths. Her toys were
-put to purposes for which they were never intended, and suffered
-accordingly. But Sam was penitent, and Dot was heroic. Florinda’s scalp
-was mended with a hot knitting-needle and a perpetual bonnet, and Dot
-rescued her paint-brushes from the glue-pot, and smelt her India-rubber
-as it boiled down in Sam’s water-proof manufactory, with long-suffering
-forbearance.
-
-There are, however, as we have said, limits to everything. An earthquake
-celebrated with the whole contents of the toy cupboard is not to be
-borne.
-
-The matter was this. Early one morning Sam announced that he had a
-glorious project on hand. He was going to give a grand show and
-entertainment, far surpassing all the nursery imitations of circuses,
-conjurors, lectures on chemistry, and so forth, with which they had ever
-amused themselves. He refused to confide his plans to the faithful Dot;
-but he begged her to lend him all the toys she possessed, in return for
-which she was to be the sole spectator of the fun. He let out that the
-idea had suggested itself to him after the sight of a Diorama to which
-they had been taken, but he would not allow that it was anything of the
-same kind; in proof of which she was at liberty to keep back her
-paint-box. Dot tried hard to penetrate the secret, and to reserve some
-of her things from the general conscription. But Sam was obstinate. He
-would tell nothing, and he wanted everything. The dolls, the bricks
-(especially the bricks), the tea-things, the German farm, the Swiss
-cottages, the animals, and all the dolls’ furniture. Dot gave them with
-a doubtful mind, and consoled herself as she watched Sam carrying pieces
-of board and a green table cover into the back nursery, with the
-prospect of a show. At last, Sam threw open the door and ushered her
-into the nursery rocking-chair.
-
-The boy had certainly some constructive as well as destructive talent.
-Upon a sort of impromptu table covered with green cloth he had arranged
-all the toys in rough imitation of a town, with its streets and
-buildings. The relative proportion of the parts was certainly not good;
-but it was not Sam’s fault that the doll’s house and the German farm,
-his own brick buildings, and the Swiss cottages, were all on totally
-different scales of size. He had ingeniously put the larger things in
-the foreground, keeping the small farm-buildings from the German box at
-the far end of the streets, yet after all the perspective was extreme.
-The effect of three large horses from the toy stables in front, with the
-cows from the small Noah’s Ark in the distance, was admirable; but the
-big dolls seated in an unroofed building, made with the wooden bricks on
-no architectural principle but that of a pound, and taking tea out of
-the new china tea-things, looked simply ridiculous.
-
-Dot’s eyes, however, saw no defects, and she clapped vehemently.
-
-“Here, ladies and gentlemen,” said Sam, waving his hand politely towards
-the rocking-chair, “you see the great city of Lisbon, the capital of
-Portugal——”
-
-At this display of geographical accuracy Dot fairly cheered, and rocked
-herself to and fro in unmitigated enjoyment.
-
-“——as it appeared,” continued the showman, “on the morning of November
-1st, 1755.”
-
-Never having had occasion to apply Mangnall’s Questions to the
-exigencies of every-day life, this date in no way disturbed Dot’s
-comfort.
-
-“In this house,” Sam proceeded, “a party of Portuguese ladies of rank
-may be seen taking tea together.”
-
-“_Breakfast_, you mean,” said Dot; “you said it was in the morning, you
-know.”
-
-“Well, they took tea to their breakfast,” said Sam. “Don’t interrupt me.
-You are the audience, and you mustn’t speak. Here you see the horses of
-the English ambassador out airing with his groom. There you see two
-peasants—no! they are _not_ Noah and his wife, Dot, and if you go on
-talking I shall shut up. I say they are peasants peacefully driving
-cattle. At this moment a rumbling sound startles every one in the
-city”—here Sam rolled some croquet balls up and down in a box, but the
-dolls sat as quiet as before, and Dot alone was startled,—“this was
-succeeded by a slight shock”—here he shook the table, which upset some
-of the buildings belonging to the German farm.—“Some houses fell.”—Dot
-began to look anxious.—“This shock was followed by several
-others.”—“Take care,” she begged—“of increasing magnitude”—“Oh, Sam!”
-Dot shrieked, jumping up, “you’re breaking the china!”—“The largest
-buildings shook to their foundations,”—“Sam! Sam! the doll’s house is
-falling,” Dot cried, making wild efforts to save it: but Sam held her
-back with one arm, whilst with the other he began to pull at the boards
-which formed his table—“Suddenly the ground split and opened with a
-fearful yawn”—Dot’s shrieks shamed the impassive dolls, as Sam jerked
-out the boards by a dextrous movement, and doll’s house, brick
-buildings, the farm, the Swiss cottages, and the whole toy-stock of the
-nursery, sank together in ruins. Quite unabashed by the evident damage,
-Sam continued—“and in a moment the whole magnificent city of Lisbon was
-swallowed up. Dot! Dot! don’t be a muff! What’s the matter? It’s
-splendid fun. Things must be broken sometime, and I’m sure it was
-exactly like the real thing. Dot! why don’t you speak? Dot! my dear Dot!
-You don’t care, do you? I didn’t think you’d mind it so. It was such a
-splendid earthquake. Oh! try not to go on like that!”
-
-But Dot’s feelings were far beyond her own control, much more that of
-Master Sam, at this moment. She was gasping and choking, and when at
-last she found breath it was only to throw herself on her face upon the
-floor with bitter and uncontrollable sobbing.
-
-It was certainly a mild punishment that condemned Master Sam to the back
-nursery for the rest of the day. It had, however, this additional
-severity, that during the afternoon Aunt Penelope was expected to
-arrive.
-
-
- AUNT PENELOPE.
-
-Aunt Penelope was one of those dear, good souls, who, single themselves,
-have, as real or adopted relatives, the interests of a dozen families,
-instead of one, at heart. There are few people whose youth has not owned
-the influence of at least one such friend. It may be a good habit, the
-first interest in some life-loved pursuit or favorite author, some
-pretty feminine art, or delicate womanly counsel enforced by those
-narratives of real life that are more interesting than any fiction: it
-may be only the periodical return of gifts and kindness, and the store
-of family histories that no one else can tell; but we all owe something
-to such an aunt or uncle—the fairy godmothers of real life.
-
-The benefits which Sam and Dot reaped from Aunt Penelope’s visits, may
-be summed up under the heads of presents and stories, with a general
-leaning to indulgence in the matters of punishment, lessons, and going
-to bed, which perhaps is natural to aunts and uncles who have no
-positive responsibilities in the young people’s education, and are not
-the daily sufferers by the lack of due discipline.
-
-Aunt Penelope’s presents were lovely. Aunt Penelope’s stories were
-charming. There was generally a moral wrapped up in them, like the motto
-in a cracker-bonbon; but it was quite in the inside, so to speak, and
-there was abundance of smart paper and sugar-plums.
-
-All things considered, it was certainly most proper that the
-much-injured Dot should be dressed out in her best, and have access to
-dessert, the dining-room, and Aunt Penelope, whilst Sam was kept
-upstairs. And yet it was Dot who (her first burst of grief being over),
-fought stoutly for his pardon all the time she was being dressed, and
-was afterwards detected in the act of endeavoring to push fragments of
-raspberry tart through the nursery key-hole.
-
-“You GOOD thing!” Sam emphatically exclaimed, as he heard her in fierce
-conflict on the other side of the door with the nurse who found
-her—“You GOOD thing! leave me alone, for I deserve it.”
-
-He really was very penitent. He was too fond of Dot not to regret the
-unexpected degree of distress he had caused her; and Dot made much of
-his penitence in her intercessions in the drawing-room.
-
-“Sam is so very sorry,” she said, “he says he knows he deserves it. I
-think he ought to come down. He is so _very_ sorry!”
-
-Aunt Penelope, as usual, took the lenient side, joining her entreaties
-to Dot’s, and it ended in Master Sam’s being hurriedly scrubbed and
-brushed, and shoved into his black velvet suit, and sent downstairs,
-rather red about the eyelids, and looking very sheepish.
-
-“Oh, Dot!” he exclaimed, as soon as he could get her into a corner, “I
-am so very, very sorry! particularly about the tea-things.”
-
-“Never mind,” said Dot, “I don’t care; and I’ve asked for a story, and
-we’re going into the library.” As Dot said this, she jerked her head
-expressively in the direction of the sofa, where Aunt Penelope was just
-casting on stitches preparatory to beginning a pair of her famous ribbed
-socks for Papa, whilst she gave to Mamma’s conversation that sympathy,
-which (like her knitting-needles) was always at the service of her large
-circle of friends. Dot anxiously watched the bow on the top of her cap
-as it danced and nodded with the force of Mamma’s observations. At last
-it gave a little chorus of jerks, as one should say, “Certainly,
-undoubtedly.” And then the story came to an end, and Dot, who had been
-slowly creeping nearer, fairly took Aunt Penelope by the hand, and
-carried her off, knitting and all, to the library.
-
-“Now, please,” said Dot, when she had struggled into a chair that was
-too tall for her.
-
-“Stop a minute!” cried Sam, who was perched in the opposite one, “the
-horsehair tickles my legs.”
-
-“Put your pocket-handkerchief under them, as I do,” said Dot. “_Now_,
-Aunt Penelope.”
-
-“No, wait,” groaned Sam; “it isn’t big enough; it only covers one leg.”
-
-Dot slid down again, and ran to Sam.
-
-“Take my handkerchief for the other.”
-
-“But what will you do?” said Sam.
-
-“Oh, I don’t care,” said Dot, scrambling back into her place. “Now,
-Aunty, please.”
-
-And Aunt Penelope began.
-
-
- THE LAND OF LOST TOYS.
-
-“I suppose people who have children transfer their childish follies and
-fancies to them, and become properly sedate and grown-up. Perhaps it is
-because I am an old maid, and have none, that some of my nursery whims
-stick to me, and I find myself liking things, and wanting things, quite
-out of keeping with my cap and time of life. For instance. Anything in
-the shape of a toy-shop (from a London bazaar to a village window, with
-Dutch dolls, leather balls, and wooden battle-dores) quite unnerves me,
-so to speak. When I see one of those boxes containing a jar, a churn, a
-kettle, a pan, a coffee-pot, a cauldron on three legs, and sundry
-dishes, all of the smoothest wood, and with the immemorial red flower on
-one side of each vessel, I fairly long for an excuse for playing with
-them, and for trying (positively for the last time) if the lids _do_
-come off, and whether the kettle will (literally, as well as
-metaphorically) hold water. Then if, by good or ill luck, there is a
-child flattening its little nose against the window with longing eyes,
-my purse is soon empty; and as it toddles off with a square parcel under
-one arm, and a lovely being in black ringlets and white tissue paper in
-the other, I wish that I were worthy of being asked to join the ensuing
-play. Don’t suppose there is any generosity in this. I have only done
-what we are all glad to do. I have found an excuse for indulging a pet
-weakness. As I said, it is not merely the new and expensive toys that
-attract me; I think my weakest corner is where the penny boxes lie, the
-wooden tea-things (with the above-named flower in miniature), the
-soldiers on their lazy tongs, the nine-pins, and the tiny farm.
-
-“I need hardly say that the toy booth in a village fair tries me very
-hard. It tried me in childhood, when I was often short of pence, and
-when ‘the Feast’ came once a year. It never tried me more than on one
-occasion, lately, when I was revisiting my old home.
-
-“It was deep Midsummer, and the Feast. I had children with me of course
-(I find children, somehow, wherever I go), and when we got into the
-fair, there were children of people whom I had known as children, with
-just the same love for a monkey going up one side of a yellow stick and
-coming down the other, and just as strong heads for a giddy-go-round on
-a hot day and a diet of peppermint lozenges, as their fathers and
-mothers before them. There were the very same names—and here and there
-it seemed the very same faces—I knew so long ago. A few shillings were
-indeed well expended in brightening those familiar eyes: and then there
-were the children with me. . . . Besides, there really did seem to be an
-unusually nice assortment of things, and the man was very intelligent
-(in reference to his wares: . . . . Well, well! It was two o’clock P. M.
-when we went in at one end of that glittering avenue of drums, dolls,
-trumpets, accordions, work-boxes and what not; but what o’clock it was
-when I came out at the other end, with a shilling and some coppers in my
-pocket, and was cheered, I can’t say, though I should like to have been
-able to be accurate about the time, because of what followed.)
-
-“I thought the best thing I could do was to get out of the fair at once,
-so I went up the village and struck off across some fields into a little
-wood that lay near. (A favorite walk in old times.) As I turned out of
-the booth, my foot struck against one of the yellow sticks of the
-climbing monkeys. The monkey was gone, and the stick broken. It set me
-thinking as I walked along.
-
-“What an untold number of pretty and ingenious things one does (not wear
-out in honorable wear and tear, but) utterly lose, and wilfully destroy,
-in one’s young days—things that would have given pleasure to so many
-more young eyes, if they had been kept a little longer—things that one
-would so value in later years, if some of them had survived the
-dissipating and destructive days of Nurserydom. I recalled a young lady
-I knew, whose room was adorned with knick-knacks of a kind I had often
-envied. They were not plaster figures, old china, wax-work flowers under
-a glass, or ordinary ornaments of any kind. They were her old toys.
-Perhaps she had not had many of them, and had been the more careful of
-those she had. She had certainly been very fond of them, and had kept
-more of them than any one I ever knew. A faded doll slept in its cradle
-at the foot of her bed. A wooden elephant stood on the dressing-table,
-and a poodle that had lost his bark put out a red-flannel tongue with
-quixotic violence at a windmill on the opposite corner of the
-mantelpiece. Everything had a story of its own. Indeed the whole room
-must have been redolent with the sweet story of childhood, of which the
-toys were the illustrations, or like a poem of which the toys were the
-verses. She used to have children to play with them sometimes, and this
-was a high honor. She is married now, and has children of her own, who
-on birthdays and holidays will forsake the newest of their own
-possessions to play with ‘mamma’s toys.’
-
-“I was roused from these recollections by the pleasure of getting into
-the wood.
-
-“If I have a stronger predilection than my love for toys, it is my love
-for woods, and, like the other, it dates from childhood. It was born and
-bred with me, and I fancy will stay with me till I die. The soothing
-scents of leaf mould, moss, and fern (not to speak of flowers)—the pale
-green veil in spring, the rich shade in summer, the rustle of the dry
-leaves in autumn, I suppose an old woman may enjoy all these, my dears,
-as well as you. But I think I could make ‘fairy jam’ of hips and haws in
-acorn cups now, if any child would be condescending enough to play with
-me.
-
-“_This_ wood, too, had associations.
-
-“I strolled on in leisurely enjoyment, and at last seated myself at the
-foot of a tree to rest. I was hot and tired; partly with the mid-day
-heat and the atmosphere of the fair, partly with the exertion of
-calculating change in the purchase of articles ranging in price from
-three farthings upwards. The tree under which I sat was an old friend.
-There was a hole at its base that I knew well. Two roots covered with
-exquisite moss ran out from each side, like the arms of a chair, and
-between them there accumulated year after year a rich, though tiny store
-of dark leaf-mould. We always used to say that fairies lived within,
-though I never saw anything go in myself but wood beetles. There was one
-going in at that moment.
-
-“How little the wood was changed! I bent my head for a few seconds, and,
-closing my eyes, drank in the delicious and suggestive scents of earth
-and moss about the dear old tree. I had been so long parted from the
-place that I could hardly believe that I was in the old familiar spot.
-Surely it was only one of the many dreams in which I had played again
-beneath those trees! But when I reopened my eyes there was the same
-hole, and, oddly enough, the same beetle or one just like it. I had not
-noticed till that moment how much larger the hole was than it used to be
-in my young days.
-
-“‘I suppose the rain and so forth wears them away in time,’ I said
-vaguely.
-
-“‘Suppose it does,’ said the beetle politely; ‘will you walk in?’
-
-“I don’t know why I was not so overpoweringly astonished as you would
-imagine. I think I was a good deal absorbed in considering the size of
-the hole, and the very foolish wish that seized me to do what I had
-often longed to do in childhood, and creep in. I _had_ so much regard
-for propriety as to see that there was no one to witness the escapade.
-Then I tucked my skirts round me, put my spectacles into my pocket for
-fear they should get broken, and in I went.
-
-“I must say one thing. A wood is charming enough (no one appreciates it
-more than myself), but, if you have never been there, you have no idea
-how much nicer it is inside than on the surface. Oh, the mosses—the
-gorgeous mosses! The fretted lichens! The fungi like flowers for beauty,
-and the flowers like nothing you have ever seen!
-
-“Where the beetle went to I don’t know. I could stand up now quite well,
-and I wandered on till dusk in unwearied admiration. I was among some
-large beeches as it grew dark, and was beginning to wonder how I should
-find my way (not that I had lost it, having none to lose), when suddenly
-lights burst from every tree, and the whole place was illuminated. The
-nearest approach to this scene that I ever witnessed above ground was in
-a wood near the Hague in Holland. There, what look like tiny glass
-tumblers holding floating wicks, are fastened to the trunks of the fine
-old trees, at intervals of sufficient distance to make the light and
-shade mysterious, and to give effect to the full blaze when you reach
-the spot where the hanging chains of lamps illuminate the ‘Pavilion’ and
-the open space where the band plays, and where the townsfolk assemble by
-hundreds to drink coffee and enjoy the music. I was the more reminded of
-the Dutch ‘bosch’ because, after wandering some time among the lighted
-trees, I heard distant sounds of music, and came at last upon a glade
-lit up in a similar manner, except that the whole effect was
-incomparably more brilliant.
-
-“As I stood for a moment doubting whether I should proceed, and a good
-deal puzzled about the whole affair, I caught sight of a large spider
-crouched up in a corner with his stomach on the ground and his knees
-above his head, as some spiders do sit, and looking at me, as I fancied,
-through a pair of spectacles. (About the spectacles I do not feel sure.
-It may have been two of his bent legs in apparent connection with his
-prominent eyes.) I thought of the beetle, and said civilly, ‘Can you
-tell me, sir, if this is Fairyland?’ The spider took off his spectacles
-(or untucked his legs), and took a sideways run out of his corner.
-
-“‘Well,’ he said, ‘it’s a Providence. The fact is, it’s the Land of Lost
-Toys. You haven’t such a thing as a fly anywhere about you, have you?’
-
-“‘No,’ I said, ‘I’m sorry to say I have not.’ This was not strictly
-true, for I was not at all sorry; but I wished to be civil to the old
-gentleman, for he projected his eyes at me with such an intense (I had
-almost said greedy) gaze, that I felt quite frightened.
-
-“‘How did you pass the sentries?’ he inquired.
-
-“‘I never saw any,’ I answered.
-
-“‘You couldn’t have seen anything if you didn’t see them,’ he said; ‘but
-perhaps you don’t know. They’re the glow-worms. Six to each tree, so
-they light the road, and challenge the passers-by. Why didn’t they
-challenge you?’
-
-“‘I don’t know,’ I began, ‘unless the beetle——’
-
-“‘I don’t like beetles,’ interrupted the spider, stretching each leg in
-turn by sticking it up above him, ‘all shell and no flavor. You never
-tried walking on anything of that sort, did you?’ and he pointed with
-one leg to a long thread that fastened a web above his head.
-
-“‘Certainly not,’ said I.
-
-“‘I’m afraid it wouldn’t bear you,’ he observed slowly.
-
-“‘I’m quite sure it wouldn’t,’ I hastened to reply. ‘I wouldn’t try for
-worlds. It would spoil your pretty work in a moment. Good-evening.’
-
-“And I hurried forward. Once I looked back, but the spider was not
-following me. He was in his hole again, on his stomach, with his knees
-above his head, and looking (apparently through his spectacles) down the
-road up which I came.
-
-“I soon forgot him in the sight before me. I had reached the open place
-with the lights and the music; but how shall I describe the spectacle
-that I beheld?
-
-“I have spoken of the effect of a toy-shop on my feelings. Now imagine a
-toy-fair, brighter and gayer than the brightest bazaar ever seen, held
-in an open glade, where forest-trees stood majestically behind the
-glittering stalls, and stretched their gigantic arms above our heads,
-brilliant with a thousand hanging lamps. At the moment of my entrance
-all was silent and quiet. The toys lay in their places looking so
-incredibly attractive that I reflected with disgust that all my ready
-cash, except one shilling and some coppers, had melted away amid the
-tawdry fascinations of a village booth. I was counting the coppers
-(sevenpence halfpenny), when all in a moment a dozen sixpenny fiddles
-leaped from their places and began to play, accordions of all sizes
-joined them, the drumsticks beat upon the drums, the penny trumpets
-sounded, and yellow flutes took up the melody on high notes, and bore it
-away through the trees. It was weird fairy-music but quite delightful.
-The nearest approach to it that I know of above ground is to hear a wild
-dreamy air very well whistled to a pianoforte accompaniment.
-
-“When the music began, all the toys rose. The dolls jumped down and
-began to dance. The poodles barked, the pannier donkeys wagged their
-ears, the windmills turned, the puzzles put themselves together, the
-bricks built houses, the balls flew from side to side, the battle-doors
-and shuttle-cocks kept it up among themselves, and the skipping-ropes
-went round, the hoops ran off, and the sticks went after them, the
-cobbler’s wax at the tails of all the green frogs gave way, and they
-jumped at the same moment, whilst an old-fashioned go-cart ran madly
-about with nobody inside. It was most exhilarating.
-
-“I soon became aware that the beetle was once more at my elbow.
-
-“‘There are some beautiful toys here,’ I said.
-
-“‘Well, yes,’ he replied, ‘and some odd-looking ones, too. You see,
-whatever has been really used by any child as a plaything gets a right
-to come down here in the end; and there is some very queer company, I
-assure you. Look there.’
-
-“I looked, and said, ‘It seems to be a potato.’
-
-“‘So it is,’ said the beetle. ‘It belonged to an Irish child in one of
-your great cities. But to whom the child belonged I don’t know, and I
-don’t think he knew himself. He lived in a corner of a dirty,
-over-crowded room, and into this corner, one day, the potato rolled. It
-was the only plaything he ever had. He stuck two cinders into it for
-eyes, scraped a nose and mouth, and loved it. He sat upon it during the
-day, for fear it should be taken from him, but in the dark he took it
-out and played with it. He was often hungry, but he never ate that
-potato. When he died it rolled out of the corner, and was swept into the
-ashes. Then it came down here.’
-
-“‘What a sad story!’ I exclaimed.
-
-“The beetle seemed in no way affected.
-
-“‘It is a curious thing,’ he rambled on, ‘that potato takes quite a good
-place among the toys. You see, rank and precedence down here is entirely
-a question of age; that is, of the length of time that any plaything has
-been in the possession of a child; and all kinds of ugly old things hold
-the first rank; whereas the most costly and beautiful works of art have
-often been smashed or lost, by the spoilt children of rich people, in
-two or three days. If you care for sad stories, there is another queer
-thing belonging to a child who died.’
-
-“It appeared to be a large sheet of canvas with some strange kind of
-needlework upon it.
-
-“‘It belonged to a little girl in a rich household,’ the beetle
-continued; ‘she was an invalid, and difficult to amuse. We have lots of
-her toys, and very pretty ones too. At last some one taught her to make
-caterpillars in wool-work. A bit of work was to be done in a certain
-stitch and then cut with scissors, which made it look like a hairy
-caterpillar. The child took to this, and cared for nothing else. Wool of
-every shade was procured for her, and she made caterpillars of all
-colors. Her only complaint was that they did not turn into butterflies.
-However, she was a sweet, gentle-tempered child, and she went on, hoping
-that they would do so, and making new ones. One day she was heard
-talking and laughing in her bed for joy. She said that all the
-caterpillars had become butterflies of many colors, and that the room
-was full of them. In that happy fancy she died.’
-
-“‘And the caterpillars came down here?’
-
-“‘Not for a long time,’ said the beetle; ‘her mother kept them while
-_she_ lived, and then they were lost and came down. No toys come down
-here till they are broken or lost.’
-
-“‘What are those sticks doing here?’ I asked.
-
-“The music had ceased, and all the toys were lying quiet. Up in a corner
-leaned a large bundle of walking-sticks. They are often sold in
-toy-shops, but I wondered on what grounds they came here.
-
-“‘Did you ever meet with a too benevolent old gentleman wondering where
-on earth his sticks go to?’ said the beetle. ‘Why do they lend them to
-their grandchildren? The young rogues use them as hobby-horses and lose
-them, and down they come, and the sentinels cannot stop them. The real
-hobby-horses won’t allow them to ride with them, however. There was a
-meeting on the subject. Every stick was put through an examination.
-‘Where is your nose? Where is your mane? Where are your wheels?’ The
-last was a poser. Some of them had got noses, but none of them had got
-wheels. So they were not true hobby-horses. Something of the kind
-occurred with the elder whistles.’
-
-“‘The what?’ I asked.
-
-“‘Whistles that boys make of elder sticks with the pith scooped out,’
-said the beetle. ‘The real instruments would not allow them to play with
-them. The elder-whistles said they would not have joined had they been
-asked. They were amateurs, and never played with professionals. So they
-have private concerts with the combs and curl-papers. But, bless you,
-toys of this kind are endless here! Teetotums made of old cotton reels,
-tea-sets of acorn cups, dinner-sets of old shells, monkeys made of bits
-of sponge, all sorts of things made of breastbones and merrythoughts,
-old packs of cards that are always building themselves into houses and
-getting knocked down when the band begins to play, feathers, rabbits’
-tails——’
-
-“‘Ah! I have heard about rabbits’ tails,’ I said.
-
-“‘There they are,’ the beetle continued; ‘and when the band plays you
-will see how they skip and run. I don’t believe you would find out that
-they had no bodies, for my experience of a warren is, that when rabbits
-skip and run it is the tails chiefly that you do see. But of all the
-amateur toys the most successful are the boats. We have a lake for our
-craft, you know, and there’s quite a fleet of boats made out of old cork
-floats in fishing villages. Then, you see, the old bits of cork have
-really been to sea, and seen a good deal of service on the herring nets,
-and so they quite take the lead of the smart shop ships, that have never
-been beyond a pond or a tub of water. But that’s an exception. Amateur
-toys are mostly very dowdy. Look at that box.’
-
-“I looked, thought I must have seen it before, and wondered why a very
-common-looking box without a lid should affect me so strangely, and why
-my memory should seem struggling to bring it back out of the past.
-Suddenly it came to me—it was our old Toy Box.
-
-“I had completely forgotten that nursery institution till recalled by
-the familiar aspect of the inside, which was papered with proof-sheets
-of some old novel on which black stars had been stamped by way of
-ornament. Dim memories of how these stars, and the angles of the box,
-and certain projecting nails interfered with the letter-press and
-defeated all attempts to trace the thread of the nameless narrative,
-stole back over my brain; and I seemed once more, with my head in the
-Toy Box, to beguile a wet afternoon by apoplectic endeavors to follow
-the fortunes of Sir Charles and Lady Belinda, as they took a favorable
-turn in the left-hand corner at the bottom of the trunk.
-
-“‘What are you staring at?’ said the beetle.
-
-“‘It’s my old Toy Box!’ I exclaimed.
-
-“The beetle rolled on to his back, and struggled helplessly with his
-legs: I turned him over. (Neither the first nor the last time of my
-showing that attention to beetles.)
-
-“‘That’s right,’ he said, ‘set me on my legs. What a turn you gave me!
-You don’t mean to say you have any toys here? If you have, the sooner
-you make your way home the better.’
-
-“‘Why?’ I inquired.
-
-“‘Well,’ he said, ‘there’s a very strong feeling in the place. The toys
-think that they are ill-treated, and not taken care of by children in
-general. And there is some truth in it. Toys come down here by scores
-that have been broken the first day. And they are all quite resolved
-that if any of their old masters or mistresses come this way they shall
-be punished.’
-
-“‘How will they be punished?’ I inquired.
-
-“‘Exactly as they did to their toys, their toys will do to them. All is
-perfectly fair and regular.’
-
-“‘I don’t know that I treated mine particularly badly,’ I said; ‘but I
-think I would rather go.’
-
-“‘I think you’d better,’ said the beetle. ‘Good-evening!’ and I saw him
-no more.
-
-“I turned to go, but somehow I lost the road. At last, as I thought, I
-found it, and had gone a few steps when I came on a detachment of wooden
-soldiers, drawn up on their lazy tongs. I thought it better to wait till
-they got out of the way, so I turned back, and sat down in a corner in
-some alarm. As I did so, I heard a click, and the lid of a small box
-covered with mottled paper burst open, and up jumped a figure in a blue
-striped shirt and a rabbit-skin beard, whose eyes were intently fixed on
-me. He was very like my old Jack-in-a-box. My back began to creep, and I
-wildly meditated escape, frantically trying at the same time to recall
-whether it were I or my brother who originated the idea of making a
-small bonfire of our own one 5th of November, and burning the old
-Jack-in-a-box for Guy Fawkes, till nothing was left of him but a
-twirling bit of red-hot wire and a strong smell of frizzled fur. At this
-moment he nodded to me and spoke.
-
-“‘Oh! that’s you, is it?’ he said.
-
-“‘No, it is not,’ I answered, hastily; for I was quite demoralized by
-fear and the strangeness of the situation.
-
-“‘Who is it, then?’ he inquired.
-
-“‘I’m sure I don’t know,’ I said; and really I was so confused that I
-hardly did.
-
-“‘Well, _we_ know,’ said the Jack-in-a-box, ‘and that’s all that’s
-needed. Now, my friends,’ he continued, addressing the toys who had
-begun to crowd round us, ‘whoever recognizes a mistress and remembers a
-grudge—the hour of our revenge has come. Can we any of us forget the
-treatment we received at her hands? No! When we think of the ingenious
-fancy, the patient skill, that went to our manufacture; that fitted the
-delicate joints and springs, laid on the paint and varnish, and gave
-back-hair combs, and ear-rings to our smallest dolls, we feel that we
-deserved more care than we received. When we reflect upon the kind
-friends who bought us with their money, and gave us away in the
-benevolence of their hearts, we know that for their sakes we ought to
-have been longer kept and better valued. And when we remember that the
-sole object of our own existence was to give pleasure and amusement to
-our possessors, we have no hesitation in believing that we deserved a
-handsomer return than to have had our springs broken, our paint dirtied,
-and our earthly careers so untimely shortened by wilful mischief or
-fickle neglect. My friends, the prisoner is at the bar.’
-
-“‘I am not,’ I said; for I was determined not to give in as long as
-resistance was possible. But as I said it I became aware, to my
-unutterable amazement, that I was inside the go-cart. How I got there is
-to this moment a mystery to me—but there I was.
-
-“There was a great deal of excitement about the Jack-in-a-box’s speech.
-It was evident that he was considered an orator, and, indeed, I have
-seen counsel in a real court look wonderfully like him. Meanwhile, my
-old toys appeared to be getting together. I had no idea that I had had
-so many. I had really been very fond of most of them, and my heart beat
-as the sight of them recalled scenes long forgotten, and took me back to
-childhood and home. There were my little gardening tools, and my slate,
-and there was the big doll’s bedstead, that had a real mattress, and
-real sheets and blankets, all marked with the letter D, and a workbasket
-made in the blind school, and a shilling School of Art paint box, and a
-wooden doll we used to call the Dowager, and innumerable other toys
-which I had forgotten till the sight of them recalled them to my memory,
-but which have again passed from my mind. Exactly opposite to me stood
-the Chinese mandarin, nodding as I had never seen him nod since the day
-when I finally stopped his performances by ill-directed efforts to
-discover how he did it.
-
-“And what was that familiar figure among the rest, in a yellow silk
-dress and maroon velvet cloak and hood trimmed with black lace? How
-those clothes recalled the friends who gave them to me! And surely this
-was no other than my dear doll Rosa—the beloved companion of five years
-of my youth, whose hair I wore in a locket after I was grown up. No one
-could say I had ill-treated _her_. Indeed, she fixed her eyes on me with
-a most encouraging smile—but then she always smiled, her mouth was
-painted so.
-
-“‘All whom it may concern, take notice,’ shouted the Jack-in-a-box, at
-this point, ‘that the rule of this honorable court is tit for tat.’
-
-“‘Tit, tat, tumble two,’ muttered the slate in a cracked voice. (How
-well I remembered the fall that cracked it, and the sly games of tit tat
-that varied the monotony of our long multiplication sums!)
-
-“‘What are you talking about?’ said the Jack-in-a-box, sharply; ‘if you
-have grievances, state them, and you shall have satisfaction, as I told
-you before.’
-
-“‘——and five make nine,’ added the slate promptly, ‘and six are
-fifteen, and eight are twenty-seven—there we go again! I wonder why I
-never get up to the top of a line of figures right. It will never prove
-at this rate.’
-
-“‘His mind is lost in calculations,’ said the Jack-in-a-box,
-‘besides—between ourselves—he has been “cracky” for some time. Let
-some one else speak, and observe that no one is at liberty to pass a
-sentence on the prisoner heavier than what he has suffered from her. I
-reserve _my_ judgment to the last.’
-
-“‘I know what that will be,’ thought I; ‘oh dear! oh dear! that a
-respectable maiden lady should live to be burnt as a Guy Fawkes!’
-
-“‘Let the prisoner drink a gallon of iced water at once, and then be
-left to die of thirst.’
-
-“The horrible idea that the speaker might possibly have the power to
-enforce his sentence diverted my attention from the slate, and I looked
-round. In front of the Jack-in-a-box stood a tiny red flower-pot and
-saucer, in which was a miniature cactus. My thoughts flew back to a
-bazaar in London where, years ago, a stand of these fairy plants had
-excited my warmest longings, and where a benevolent old gentleman whom I
-had not seen before, and never saw again, bought this one and gave it to
-me. Vague memories of his directions for re-potting and tending it
-reproached me from the past. My mind misgave me that after all it had
-died a dusty death for lack of water. True, the cactus tribe being
-succulent plants do not demand much moisture, but I had reason to fear
-that, in this instance, the principle had been applied too far, and that
-after copious baths of cold spring water in the first days of its
-popularity it had eventually perished by drought. I suppose I looked
-guilty, for it nodded its prickly head towards me, and said, ‘Ah! you
-know me. You remember what I was, do you? Did you ever think of what I
-might have been? There was a fairy rose which came down here not long
-ago—a common rose enough, in a broken pot patched with string and white
-paint. It had lived in a street where it was the only pure beautiful
-thing your eyes could see. When the girl who kept it died there were
-eighteen roses upon it. She was eighteen years old, and they put the
-roses in the coffin with her when she was buried. That was worth living
-for. Who knows what I might have done? And what right had you to cut
-short a life that might have been useful?’
-
-“Before I could think of a reply to these too just reproaches, the
-flower-pot enlarged, the plant shot up, putting forth new branches as it
-grew; then buds burst from the prickly limbs, and in a few moments there
-hung about it great drooping blossoms of lovely pink, with long white
-tassels in their throats. I had been gazing at it some time in silent
-and self-reproachful admiration when I became aware that the business of
-this strange court was proceeding, and that the other toys were
-pronouncing sentence against me.
-
-“‘Tie a string round her neck and take her out bathing in the brooks,’ I
-heard an elderly voice say in severe tones. It was the Dowager Doll. She
-was inflexibly wooden, and had been in the family for more than one
-generation.
-
-“‘It’s not fair,’ I exclaimed, ‘the string was only to keep you from
-being carried away by the stream. The current is strong, and the bank
-steep by the Hollow Oak Pool, and you had no arms or legs. You were old
-and ugly, but you would wash, and we loved you better than many waxen
-beauties.’
-
-“‘Old and ugly!’ shrieked the Dowager. ‘Tear her wig off! Scrub the
-paint off her face! Flatten her nose on the pavement! Saw off her legs
-and give her no crinoline! Take her out bathing, I say, and bring her
-home in a wheel-barrow with fern roots on the top of her.’
-
-“I was about to protest again, when the paint-box came forward, and
-balancing itself in an artistic, undecided kind of way on two
-camel’s-hair brushes which seemed to serve it for feet, addressed the
-Jack-in-a-box.
-
-“‘Never dip your paint into the water. Never put your brush into your
-mouth——’
-
-“‘That’s not evidence,’ said the Jack-in-a-box.
-
-“‘Your notions are crude,’ said the paint-box loftily; ‘it’s in print,
-and here, all of it, or words to that effect;’ with which he touched the
-lid, as a gentleman might lay his hand upon his heart.
-
-“‘It’s not evidence,’ repeated the Jack-in-a-box. ‘Let us proceed.’
-
-“‘Take her to pieces and see what she’s made of, if you please,’
-tittered a pretty German toy that moved to a tinkling musical
-accompaniment. ‘If her works are available after that it will be an era
-in natural science.’
-
-“The idea tickled me, and I laughed.
-
-“‘Hard-hearted wretch!’ growled the Dowager Doll.
-
-“‘Dip her in water and leave her to soak on a white soup plate,’ said
-the paint-box; ‘if that doesn’t soften her feelings, deprive me of my
-medal from the School of Art.’
-
-“‘Give her a stiff neck!’ muttered the mandarin. ‘Ching Fo! give her a
-stiff neck.’
-
-“‘Knock her teeth out,’ growled the rake in a scratchy voice; and then
-the tools joined in chorus.
-
-“‘Take her out when its fine and leave her out when it’s wet, and lose
-her in——’
-
-“‘The coal hole,’ said the spade.
-
-“‘The hay field,’ said the rake.
-
-“‘The shrubbery,’ said the hoe.
-
-“This difference of opinion produced a quarrel, which in turn seemed to
-affect the general behavior of toys, for a disturbance arose which the
-Jack-in-a-box vainly endeavored to quell. A dozen voices shouted for a
-dozen different punishments and (happily for me) each toy insisted upon
-its own wrongs being the first to be avenged, and no one would hear of
-the claims of any one else being attended to for an instant. Terrible
-sentences were passed, which I either failed to hear through the clamor
-then, or have forgotten now. I have a vague idea that several voices
-cried that I was to be sent to wash in somebody’s pocket; that the
-work-basket wished to cram my mouth with unfinished needlework; and that
-through all the din the thick voice of my old leather ball monotonously
-repeated:
-
-“‘Throw her into the dust-hole.’
-
-“Suddenly a clear voice pierced the confusion, and Rosa tripped up.
-
-“‘My dears,’ she began, ‘the only chance of restoring order is to
-observe method. Let us follow our usual rule of precedence. I claim the
-first turn as the prisoner’s oldest toy.’
-
-“‘That you are not, Miss,’ snapped the dowager; ‘I was in the family for
-fifty years.’
-
-“‘In the family. Yes, ma’am; but you were never her doll in particular.
-I was her very own, and she kept me longer than any other plaything. My
-judgment must be first.’
-
-“‘She is right,’ said the Jack-in-a-box, ‘and now let us get on. The
-prisoner is delivered unreservedly into the hands of our trusty and
-well-beloved Rosa—doll of the first class—for punishment according to
-the strict law of tit for tat.’
-
-“‘I shall request the assistance of the pewter tea-things,’ said Rosa,
-with her usual smile. ‘And now, my love,’ she added, turning to me, ‘we
-will come and sit down.’
-
-“Where the go-cart vanished to I cannot remember, nor how I got out of
-it; I only know that I suddenly found myself free, and walking away with
-my hand in Rosa’s. I remember vacantly feeling the rough edge of the
-stitches on her flat kid fingers, and wondering what would come next.
-
-“‘How very oddly you hold your feet, my dear,’ she said; ‘you stick out
-your toes in such an eccentric fashion, and you lean your legs as if
-they were table legs, instead of supporting yourself by my hand. Turn
-your heels well out, and bring your toes together. You may even let them
-fold over each other a little; it is considered to have a pretty effect
-among dolls.’
-
-“Under one of the big trees Miss Rosa made me sit down, propping me
-against the trunk as if I should otherwise have fallen; and in a moment
-more a square box of pewter tea-things came tumbling up to our feet,
-where the lid burst open, and all the tea-things fell out in perfect
-order; the cups on the saucers, the lid on the teapot and so on.
-
-“‘Take a little tea, my love?’ said Miss Rosa pressing a pewter teacup
-to my lips.
-
-“I made believe to drink, but was only conscious of inhaling a draught
-of air with a slight flavor of tin. In taking my second cup I was nearly
-choked with the teaspoon, which got into my throat.
-
-“‘What are you doing?’ roared the Jack-in-a-box at this moment; ‘you are
-not punishing her.’
-
-“‘I am treating her as she treated me,’ answered Rosa, looking as severe
-as her smile would allow. ‘I believe that tit for tat is the rule, and
-that at present it is my turn.’
-
-“‘It will be mine soon,’ growled the Jack-in-a-box, and I thought of the
-bonfire with a shudder. However, there was no knowing what might happen
-before his turn did come, and meanwhile I was in friendly hands. It was
-not the first time my dolly and I had set together under a tree, and,
-truth to say, I do not think she had any injuries to avenge.
-
-“‘When your wig comes off,’ murmured Rosa, as she stole a pink kid arm
-tenderly round my neck, ‘I’ll make you a cap with blue and white
-rosettes, and pretend that you have had a fever.’
-
-“I thanked her gratefully, and was glad to reflect that I was not yet in
-need of an attention which I distinctly remember having shown to her in
-the days of her dollhood. Presently she jumped up.
-
-“‘I think you shall go to bed now, dear,’ she said, and, taking my hand
-once more, she led me to the big doll’s bedstead, which, with its pretty
-bedclothes and white dimity furniture, looked tempting enough to a
-sleeper of suitable size. It could not have supported one-quarter of my
-weight.
-
-“‘I have not made you a night-dress, my love,’ Rosa continued; ‘I am not
-fond of my needle, you know. _You_ were not fond of your needle, I
-think. I fear you must go to bed in your clothes, my dear.’
-
-“‘You are very kind,’ I said, ‘but I am not tired, and—it would not
-bear my weight.’
-
-“‘Pooh! pooh!’ said Rosa. ‘My love! I remember passing one Sunday in it
-with the rag-doll, and the Dowager, and the Punch and Judy (the amount
-of pillow their two noses took up I shall never forget!), and the old
-doll that had nothing on, because her clothes were in the dolls’ wash
-and did not get ironed on Saturday night, and the Highlander, whose
-things wouldn’t come off, and who slept in his kilt. Not bear you?
-Nonsense! You must go to bed, my dear. I’ve got other things to do, and
-I can’t leave you lying about.’
-
-“‘The whole lot of you did not weigh one-quarter of what I do,’ I cried
-desperately. ‘I cannot, and will not get into that bed; I should break
-it all to pieces, and hurt myself into the bargain.’
-
-“‘Well, if you will not go to bed, I must put you there,’ said Rosa, and
-without more ado, she snatched me up in her kid arms, and laid me down.
-
-“Of course it was just as I expected. I had hardly touched the two
-little pillows (they had a meal-bag smell from being stuffed with bran),
-when the woodwork gave way with a crash, and I fell—fell—fell—
-
-“Though I fully believed every bone in my body to be broken, it was
-really a relief to get to the ground. As soon as I could, I sat up, and
-felt myself all over. A little stiff, but, as it seemed, unhurt. Oddly
-enough, I found that I was back again under the tree; and more strange
-still, it was not the tree where I sat with Rosa, but the old oak-tree
-in the little wood. Was it all a dream? The toys had vanished, the
-lights were out, the mosses looked dull in the growing dusk, the evening
-was chilly, the hole no larger than it was thirty years ago, and when I
-felt in my pocket for my spectacles I found that they were on my nose.
-
-“I have returned to the spot many times since, but I never could induce
-a beetle to enter into conversation on the subject, the hole remains
-obstinately impassable, and I have not been able to repeat my visit to
-the Land of Lost Toys.
-
-“When I recall my many sins against the playthings of my childhood, I am
-constrained humbly to acknowledge that perhaps this is just as well.”
-
- * * * * * *
-
-
- SAM SETS UP SHOP.
-
-“I think you might help me, Dot,” cried Sam in dismal and rather injured
-tones.
-
-It was the morning following the day of the earthquake, and of Aunt
-Penelope’s arrival. Sam had his back to Dot, and his face to the fire,
-over which indeed he had bent for so long that he appeared to be half
-roasted.
-
-“What do you want?” asked Dot, who was working at a doll’s night-dress
-that had for long been partly finished, and now seemed in a fair way to
-completion.
-
-“It’s the glue-pot,” Sam continued. “It does take so long to boil. And I
-have been stirring at the glue with a stick for ever so long to get it
-to melt. It is very hot work. I wish you would take it for a bit. It’s
-as much for your good as for mine.”
-
-“Is it?” said Dot.
-
-“Yes it is, Miss,” cried Sam. “You must know I’ve got a splendid idea.”
-
-“Not another earthquake, I hope?” said Dot, smiling.
-
-“Now, Dot, that’s truly unkind of you. I thought it was to be
-forgotten.”
-
-“So it is,” said Dot, getting up. “I was only joking. What is the idea!”
-
-“I don’t think I shall tell you till I have finished my shop. I want to
-get to it now, and I wish you would take a turn at the glue-pot.”
-
-Sam was apt to want a change of occupation. Dot, on the other hand, was
-equally averse from leaving what she was about till it was finished, so
-they suited each other like Jack Sprat and his wife. It had been an
-effort to Dot to leave the night-dress which she had hoped to finish at
-a sitting; but when she was fairly set to work on the glue business she
-never moved till the glue was in working order, and her face as red as a
-ripe tomato.
-
-By this time Sam had set up business in the window-seat, and was
-fastening a large paper inscription over his shop. It ran thus:—
-
- MR. SAM,
-
- _Doll’s Doctor and Toymender to Her
- Majesty,_
-
- _the Queen, and all other Potentates._
-
-“Splendid!” shouted Dot, who was serving up the glue as if it had been a
-kettle of soup, and who looked herself very like an overtoasted cook.
-
-Sam took the glue, and began to bustle about.
-
-“Now, Dot, get me all the broken toys, and we’ll see what we can do. And
-here’s a second splendid idea. Do you see that box? Into that we shall
-put all the toys that are quite spoiled and cannot possibly be mended.
-It is to be called the Hospital for Incurables. I’ve got a placard for
-that. At least it’s not written yet, but here’s the paper, and perhaps
-you would write it, Dot, for I am tired of writing and I want to begin
-the mending.”
-
-“For the future,” he presently resumed, “when I want a doll to scalp or
-behead, I shall apply to the Hospital for Incurables, and the same with
-any other toy that I want to destroy. And you will see, my dear Dot,
-that I shall be quite a blessing to the nursery; for I shall attend the
-dolls gratis, and keep all the furniture in repair.”
-
-Sam really kept his word. He had a natural turn for mechanical work,
-and, backed by Dot’s mechanical genius, he prolonged the days of the
-broken toys by skillful mending, and so acquired an interest in them
-which was still more favorable to their preservation. When his birthday
-came round, which was some months after these events, Dot (assisted by
-Mamma and Aunt Penelope), had prepared for him a surprise that was more
-than equal to any of his own “splendid ideas.” The whole force of the
-toy cupboard was assembled on the nursery table, to present Sam with a
-fine box of joiner’s tools as a reward for his services, Papa kindly
-acting as spokesman on the occasion.
-
-And certain gaps in the china tea-set, some scars on the dolls’ face,
-and a good many new legs, both amongst the furniture and the animals,
-are now the only remaining traces of Sam’s earthquake.
-
-
-
-
- THREE CHRISTMAS-TREES.
-
-
-This is a story of Three Christmas-Trees. The first was a real one, but
-the child we are to speak of did not see it. He saw the other two, but
-they were not real; they only existed in his fancy. The plot of the
-story is very simple; and, as it has been described so early, it is easy
-for those who think it stupid to lay the book down in good time.
-
-Probably every child who reads this has seen one Christmas-tree or more;
-but in the small town of a distant colony with which we have to do, this
-could not at one time have been said. Christmas-trees were then by no
-means so universal, even in England, as they now are, and in this little
-colonial town, they were unknown. Unknown that is, till the Governor’s
-wife gave her great children’s party. At which point we will begin the
-story.
-
-The Governor had given a great many parties in his time. He had
-entertained big wigs and little wigs, the passing military and the local
-grandees. Everybody who had the remotest claim to attention had been
-attended to: the ladies had had their full share of balls and pleasure
-parties: only one class of the population had any complaint to prefer
-against his hospitality; but the class was a large one—it was the
-children. However, he was a bachelor, and knew little or nothing about
-little boys and girls: let us pity rather than blame him. At last he
-took to himself a wife; and among the many advantages of this important
-step, was a due recognition of the claims of these young citizens. It
-was towards happy Christmas-tide, that “the Governor’s amiable and
-admired lady” (as she was styled in the local newspaper) sent out notes
-for his first children’s party. At the top of the note paper was a very
-red robin, who carried a blue Christmas greeting in his mouth, and at
-the bottom—written with the A. D. C.’s best flourish—were the magic
-words, _A Christmas Tree_. In spite of the flourishes—partly perhaps,
-because of them—the A. D. C.’s handwriting, though handsome, was rather
-illegible. But for all this, most of the children invited contrived to
-read these words, and those who could not do so were not slow to learn
-the news by hearsay. There was to be a Christmas-Tree! It would be like
-a birthday party, with this above ordinary birthdays, that there were to
-be presents for every one.
-
-One of the children invited lived in a little white house, with a spruce
-fir-tree before the door. The spruce fir did this good service to the
-little house, that it helped people to find their way to it; and it was
-by no means easy for a stranger to find his way to any given house in
-this little town, especially if the house were small and white, and
-stood in one of the back streets. For most of the houses were small, and
-most of them were painted white, and the back streets ran parallel with
-each other, and had no names, and were all so much alike that it was
-very confusing. For instance, if you had asked the way to Mr.
-So-and-So’s, it is very probable that some friend would have directed
-you as follows: “Go straight forward and take the first turning to your
-left, and you will find that there are four streets, which run at right
-angles to the one you are in, and parallel with each other. Each of them
-has got a big pine in it—one of the old forest trees. Take the last
-street but one, and the fifth white house you come to is Mr.
-So-and-So’s. He has green blinds and a colored servant.” You would not
-always have got such clear directions as these, but with them you would
-probably have found the house at last, partly by accident, partly by the
-blinds and colored servant. Some of the neighbors affirmed that the
-little white house had a name; that all the houses and streets had
-names, only they were traditional and not recorded anywhere; that very
-few people knew them, and nobody made any use of them. The name of the
-little white house was said to be Trafalgar Villa, which seemed so
-inappropriate to the modest peaceful little home, that the man who lived
-in it tried to find out why it had been so called. He thought that his
-predecessor must have been in the navy, until he found that he had been
-the owner of what is called a “dry-goods store,” which seems to mean a
-shop where things are sold which are not good to eat or drink—such as
-drapery. At last somebody said, that as there was a public-house called
-the “Duke of Wellington” at the corner of the street, there probably had
-been a nearer one called “The Nelson,” which had been burnt down, and
-that the man who built “The Nelson” had built the house with a spruce
-fir before it, and that so the name had arisen. An explanation which was
-just so far probable, that public-houses and fires were of frequent
-occurrence in those parts.
-
-But this had nothing to do with the story. Only we must say, as we said
-before, and as we should have said had we been living there then, the
-child we speak of lived in the little white house with one spruce fir
-just in front of it.
-
-Of all the children who looked forward to the Christmas-tree, he looked
-forward to it the most intensely. He was an imaginative child, of a
-simple, happy nature, easy to please. His father was an Englishman, and
-in the long winter evenings he would tell the child tales of the old
-country, to which his mother would listen also. Perhaps the parents
-enjoyed these stories the most. To the boy they were new, and
-consequently delightful, but to the parents they were old; and as
-regards some stories, that is better still.
-
-“What kind of a bird is this on my letter?” asked the boy on the day
-which brought the Governor’s lady’s note of invitation. “And oh! what is
-a Christmas-tree?”
-
-“The bird is an English robin,” said his father. “It is quite another
-bird to that which is called a robin here: it is smaller and rounder;
-and has a redder breast and bright dark eyes, and lives and sings at
-home through the winter. A Christmas-tree is a fir-tree—just such a one
-as that outside the door—brought into the house and covered with lights
-and presents. Picture to yourself our fir-tree lighted up with tapers on
-all the branches, with dolls, and trumpets, and bonbons, and drums, and
-toys of all kinds hanging from it like fir-cones, and on the tip-top
-shoot a figure of a Christmas Angel in white, with a star upon its
-head.”
-
-“Fancy!” said the boy.
-
-And fancy he did. Every day he looked at the spruce firs, and tried to
-imagine it laden with presents, and brilliant with tapers, and thought
-how wonderful must be that “old country”—_Home_, as it was called, even
-by those who had never seen it—where the robins were so very red, and
-where at Christmas the fir-trees were hung with toys instead of cones.
-
-It was certainly a pity that, two days before the party, an original
-idea on the subject of snowmen struck one of the children who used to
-play together, with their sleds and snow-shoes, in the back streets. The
-idea was this: That instead of having a common-place snowman, whose legs
-were obliged to be mere stumps, for fear he should be top-heavy, and who
-could not walk, even with them; who, in fact, could do nothing but stand
-at the corner of the street, holding his impotent stick, and staring
-with his pebble eyes, till he was broken to pieces or ignominiously
-carried away by a thaw,—that, instead of this, they should have a real,
-live snowman, who should walk on competent legs, to the astonishment,
-and (happy thought!) perhaps to the alarm of the passers-by. This
-delightful novelty was to be accomplished by covering one of the boys of
-the party with snow till he looked as like a real snowman as
-circumstances would admit. At first everybody wanted to be the snowman,
-but, when it came to the point, it was found to be so much duller to
-stand still and be covered up than to run about and work, that no one
-was willing to act the part. At last it was undertaken by the little boy
-from the Fir House. He was somewhat small, but then he was so
-good-natured he would always do as he was asked. So he stood manfully
-still, with his arms folded over a walking-stick upon his breast, while
-the others heaped the snow upon him. The plan was not so successful as
-they had hoped. The snow would not stick anywhere except on his
-shoulders, and when it got into his neck he cried with the cold; but
-they were so anxious to carry out their project, that they begged him to
-bear it “just a little longer:” and the urchin who had devised the
-original idea wiped the child’s eyes with his handkerchief, and (with
-that hopefulness which is so easy over other people’s matters) “dared
-say that when all the snow was on, he wouldn’t feel it.” However, he did
-feel it, and that so severely that the children were obliged to give up
-the game, and, taking the stick out of his stiff little arms, to lead
-him home.
-
-It appears that it is with snowmen as with some other men in conspicuous
-positions. It is easier to find fault with them than to fill their
-place.
-
-The end of this was a feverish cold, and, when the day of the party
-came, the ex-snowman was still in bed. It is due to the other children
-to say that they felt the disappointment as keenly as he did, and that
-it greatly damped the pleasure of the party for them to think that they
-had prevented his sharing in the treat. The most penitent of all was the
-deviser of the original idea. He had generously offered to stay at home
-with the little patient, which was as generously refused; but the next
-evening he was allowed to come and sit on the bed, and describe it all
-for the amusement of his friend. He was a quaint boy, this urchin, with
-a face as broad as an American Indian’s, eyes as bright as a squirrel’s,
-and all the mischief in life lurking about him, till you could see
-roguishness in the very folds of his hooded Indian winter coat of blue
-and scarlet. In his hand he brought the sick child’s presents: a dray
-with two white horses, and little barrels that took off and on, and a
-driver, with wooden joints, a cloth coat, and everything, in fact, that
-was suitable to the driver of a brewer’s dray, except that he had blue
-boots and earrings, and that his hair was painted in braids like a
-lady’s, which is clearly the fault of the doll manufacturers, who will
-persist in making them all of the weaker sex.
-
-“And what was the Christmas-tree like?” asked the invalid.
-
-“Exactly like the fir outside your door,” was the reply. “Just about
-that size, and planted in a pot covered with red cloth. It was kept in
-another room till after tea, and then when the door was opened it was
-like a street fire in the town at night—such a blaze of light—candles
-everywhere! And on all the branches the most beautiful presents. I got a
-drum and a penwiper.”
-
-“Was there an angel?” the child asked.
-
-“Oh, yes!” the boy answered. “It was on the tip-top branch, and it was
-given to me, and I brought it for you, if you would like it; for, you
-know, I am so very, very sorry I thought of the snowman and made you
-ill, and I do love you, and beg you to forgive me.”
-
-And the roguish face stooped over the pillow to be kissed; and out of a
-pocket in the hooded coat came forth the Christmas Angel. In the face it
-bore a strong family likeness to the drayman, but its feet were hidden
-in folds of snowy muslin, and on its head glittered a tinsel star.
-
-“How lovely!” said the child. “Father told me about this. I like it best
-of all. And it is very kind of you, for it is not your fault that I
-caught cold. I should have liked it if we could have done it, but I
-think to enjoy being a snowman, one should be snow all through.”
-
-They had tea together, and then the invalid was tucked up for the night.
-The dray was put away in the cupboard, but he took the angel to bed with
-him.
-
-And so ended the first of the Three Christmas-Trees.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-Except for a warm glow from the wood fire in the stove, the room was
-dark; but about midnight it seemed to the child that a sudden blaze of
-light filled the chamber. At the same moment the window curtains were
-drawn aside, and he saw that the spruce fir had come close up to the
-panes, and was peeping in. Ah! how beautiful it looked! It had become a
-Christmas-tree. Lighted tapers shone from every familiar branch, toys of
-the most fascinating appearance hung like fruit, and on the tip-top
-shoot there stood the Christmas Angel. He tried to count the candles,
-but somehow it was impossible. When he looked at them they seemed to
-change places—to move—to become like the angel, and then to be candles
-again, whilst the flames nodded to each other and repeated the blue
-greeting of the robin, “A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!” Then he
-tried to distinguish the presents, but, beautiful as the toys looked, he
-could not exactly discover what any of them were, or choose which he
-would like best. Only the Angel he could see clearly—so clearly! It was
-more beautiful than the doll under his pillow; it had a lovely face like
-his own mother’s, he thought, and on its head gleamed a star far
-brighter than tinsel. Its white robes waved with the flames of the
-tapers, and it stretched its arms towards him with a smile.
-
-“I am to go and choose my present,” thought the child; and he called
-“Mother! mother dear! please open the window.”
-
-But his mother did not answer. So he thought he must get up himself, and
-with an effort, he struggled out of bed.
-
-But when he was on his feet, everything seemed changed! Only the
-fire-light shone upon the walls, and the curtains were once more firmly
-closed before the window. It had been a dream, but so vivid that in his
-feverish state he still thought it must be true, and dragged the
-curtains back to let in the glorious sight again. The fire-light shone
-upon a thick coating of frost upon the panes, but no further could he
-see, so with all his strength he pushed the window open and leaned out
-into the night.
-
-The spruce fir stood in its old place; but it looked very beautiful in
-its Christmas dress. Beneath it lay a carpet of pure white. The snow was
-clustered in exquisite shapes upon its plumy branches; wrapping the tree
-top with its little cross shots, as a white robe might wrap a figure
-with outstretched arms.
-
-There were no tapers to be seen, but northern lights shot up into the
-dark blue sky, and just over the fir-tree shone a bright, bright star.
-
-“Jupiter looks well to-night,” said the old Professor in the town
-observatory, as he fixed his telescope; but to the child it seemed as
-the star of the Christmas Angel.
-
-His mother had really heard him call, and now came and put him back to
-bed again. And so ended the second of the Three Christmas-Trees.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-It was enough to have killed him, all his friends said; but it did not.
-He lived to be a man, and—what is rarer—to keep the faith, the
-simplicity, the tender-heartedness, the vivid fancy of his childhood. He
-lived to see many Christmas-Trees “at home,” in that old country where
-the robins are red-breasts, and sing in winter. There a heart as good
-and gentle as his own became one with his; and once he brought his young
-wife across the sea to visit the place where he was born. They stood
-near the little white house, and he told her the story of the
-Christmas-trees.
-
-“This was when I was a child,” he added.
-
-“But that you are still,” said she; and she plucked a bit of the
-fir-tree and kissed it, and carried it away.
-
-He lived to tell the story to his children, and even to his
-grandchildren; but he never was able to decide which of the two was the
-more beautiful—the Christmas-Tree of his dream, or the Spruce Fir as it
-stood in the loveliness of that winter night.
-
-This is told, not that it has anything to do with any of the Three
-Christmas-Trees, but to show that the story is a happy one, as is right
-and proper; that the hero lived, and married, and had children, and was
-as prosperous as good people, in books, should always be.
-
-Of course he died at last. The best and happiest of men must die; and it
-is only because some stories stop short in their history, that every
-hero is not duly buried before we lay down the book.
-
-When death came for our hero he was an old man. The beloved wife, some
-of his children, and many of his friends had died before him, and of
-those whom he had loved there were fewer to leave than to rejoin. He had
-had a short illness, with little pain, and was now lying on his
-death-bed in one of the big towns in the North of England. His youngest
-son, a clergyman, was with him, and one or two others of his children,
-and by the fire sat the doctor.
-
-The doctor had been sitting by the patient, but now that he could do no
-more for him he had moved to the fire; and they had taken the ghastly,
-half-emptied medicine bottles from the table by the bedside, and had
-spread it with a fair linen cloth, and had set out the silver vessels of
-the Supper of the Lord.
-
-The old man had been “wandering” somewhat during the day. He had talked
-much of going home to the old country, and with the wide range of dying
-thoughts he had seemed to mingle memories of childhood with his hopes of
-Paradise. At intervals he was clear and collected—one of those moments
-had been chosen for his last sacrament—and he had fallen asleep with
-the blessing in his ears.
-
-He slept so long and so peacefully that the son almost began to hope
-there might be a change, and looked towards the doctor, who still sat by
-the fire with his right leg crossed over his left. The doctor’s eyes
-were also on the bed, but at that moment he drew out his watch and
-looked at it with an air of professional conviction, which said, “It’s
-only a question of time.” Then he crossed his left leg over his right,
-and turned to the fire again. Before the right leg should be tired, all
-would be over. The son saw it as clearly as if it had been spoken, and
-he too turned away and sighed.
-
-As they sat, the bells of a church in the town began to chime for
-midnight service, for it was Christmas Eve, but they did not wake the
-dying man. He slept on and on.
-
-The doctor dozed. The son read in the Prayer Book on the table, and one
-of his sisters read with him. Another, from grief and weariness, slept
-with her head upon his shoulder. Except for a warm glow from the fire,
-the room was dark. Suddenly the old man sat up in bed, and, in a strong
-voice, cried with inexpressible enthusiasm.
-
-“_How beautiful!_”
-
-The son held back his sisters, and asked quietly,
-
-“_What_, my dear father?”
-
-“The Christmas-Tree!” he said, in a low, eager voice. “Draw back the
-curtains.”
-
-They were drawn back; but nothing could be seen, and still the old man
-gazed as if in ecstacy.
-
-“Light!” he murmured. “The Angel! the Star!”
-
-Again there was silence; and then he stretched forth his hands, and
-cried passionately,
-
-“The Angel is beckoning to me! Mother! mother dear! Please open the
-window.”
-
-The sash was thrown open, and all eyes turned involuntarily where those
-of the dying man were gazing. There was no Christmas-Tree—no tree at
-all. But over the housetops the morning star looked pure and pale in the
-dawn of Christmas Day. For the night was past, and above the distant hum
-of the streets the clear voices of some waits made the words of an old
-carol heard—words dearer for their association than their poetry—
-
- “While shepherds watched their flocks by night
- All seated on the ground,
- The Angel of the Lord came down,
- And glory shone around.”
-
-When the window was opened, the soul passed; and when they looked back
-to the bed the old man had lain down again, and like a child, was
-smiling in his sleep—his last sleep.
-
-And this was the Third Christmas-Tree.
-
-
-
-
- AN IDYL OF THE WOOD.
-
-
-“Tell us a story,” said the children, “a sad one, if you please, and a
-little true. But, above all, let it end badly, for we are tired of
-people who live happily ever after.”
-
-“I heard one lately,” said the old man who lived in the wood; “it is
-founded on fact, and it is a sad one also; but whether it ends badly or
-no I cannot pretend to say. That is a matter of taste: what is a bad
-ending?”
-
-“A story ends badly,” said the children with authority, “when people
-die, and nobody marries anybody else, especially if it is a prince and
-princess.”
-
-“A most lucid explanation,” said the old man. “I think my story will do,
-for the principal character dies, and there is no wedding.”
-
-“Tell it, tell it!” cried his hearers, “and tell us also where you got
-it from.”
-
-“Who knows the riches of a wood in summer?” said the old man. “In
-summer, do I say? In spring, in autumn, or in winter either. Who knows
-them? You, my children? Well, well. Better than some of your elders,
-perchance. You know the wood where I live; the hollow tree that will
-hold five children, and Queen Mab knows how many fairies. (What a castle
-it makes! And if it had but another floor put into it, with a sloping
-ladder—like one of the round towers of Ireland—what a house for
-children to live in! With no room for lesson-books, grown-up people, or
-beds!)
-
-“You know the way to the hazel copse, and the place where the wild
-strawberries grow. You know where the wren sits on her eggs, and, like
-good children, pass by with soft steps and hushed voices, that you may
-not disturb that little mother. You know (for I have shown you) where
-the rare fern grows—a habitat happily yet unnoted in scientific pages.
-_We_ never add its lovely fronds to our nosegays, and if we move a root
-it is but to plant it in another part of the wood, with as much mystery
-and circumspection as if we were performing some solemn druidical rite.
-It is to us as a king in hiding, and the places of its abode we keep
-faithfully secret. It will be thus held sacred by us until, with all the
-seeds its untouched fronds have scattered, and all the off-shoots we
-have propagated, it shall have become as plentiful as Heaven intends all
-beautiful things to be. Every one is not so scrupulous. There are
-certain ladies and gentlemen who picnic near my cottage in the hot
-weather, and who tell each other that they love a wood. Most of these
-good people have nevertheless neither eyes nor ears for what goes on
-around them, except that they hear each other, and see the cold
-collation. They will picnic there summer after summer, and not know
-whether they sit under oaks or ashes, beeches or elms. All birds sing
-for them the same song. Tell _them_ that such a plant is rare in the
-neighborhood, that there are but few specimens of it, and it will not
-long be their fault if there are any. Does any one direct them to it,
-they tear it ruthlessly up, and carry it away. If by any chance a root
-is left, it is left so dragged and pulled and denuded of earth, that
-there is small chance that it will survive. Probably, also, the ravished
-clump dies in the garden or pot to which it is transplanted, either from
-neglect, or from ignorance of the conditions essential to its life; and
-the rare plant becomes yet rarer. Oh! without doubt they love a wood. It
-gives more shade than the largest umbrella, and is cheaper for summer
-entertainment than a tent: there you get canopy and carpet, fuel and
-water, shade and song, and beauty—all gratis; and these are not small
-matters when one has invited a large party of one’s acquaintance. There
-are insects, it is true, which somewhat disturb our friends; and as they
-do not know which sting, and which are harmless, they kill all that come
-within their reach, as a safe general principle. The town boys, too!
-They know the wood—that is to say, they know where the wild fruits
-grow, and how to chase the squirrel, and rob the bird’s nests, and snare
-the birds. Well, well, my children; to know and love a wood truly, it
-may be that one must live in it as I have done; and then a lifetime will
-scarcely reveal all its beauties, or exhaust its lessons. But even then,
-one must have eyes that see, and ears that hear, or one misses a good
-deal. It was in the wood that I heard this story that I shall tell you.”
-
-“How did you hear it?” asked the children.
-
-“A thrush sang it to me one night.”
-
-“One night?” said the children. “Then you mean a nightingale.”
-
-“I mean a thrush,” said the old man. “Do I not know the note of one bird
-from another? I tell you that pine tree by my cottage has a legend of
-its own, and the topmost branch is haunted. Must all legends be above
-the loves and sorrows of our self-satisfied race alone?”
-
-“But did you really and truly hear it?” they asked.
-
-“I heard it,” said the old man. “But, as I tell you, one hears and one
-hears. I don’t say that everybody would have heard it, merely by
-sleeping in my chamber; but, for the benefit of the least imaginative, I
-will assure you that it is founded on fact.”
-
-“Begin! begin!” shouted the children.
-
-“Once upon a time,” said the old man, “there was a young thrush, who was
-born in that beautiful dingle where we last planted the —— fern. His
-home-nest was close to the ground, but the lower one is, the less fear
-of falling; and in woods, the elevation at which you sleep is a matter
-of taste, and not of expense or gentility. He awoke to life when the
-wood was dressed in the pale fresh green of early summer; and believing,
-like other folk, that, his own home was at least the principal part of
-the world, earth seemed to him so happy and so beautiful an abode, that
-his heart felt ready to burst with joy. The ecstacy was almost pain,
-till wings and a voice came to him. Then, one day, when, after a gray
-morning, the sun came out at noon, drawing the scent from the old pine
-that looks in at my bedroom window, his joy burst forth, after long
-silence, into song, and flying upwards he sat on the topmost branch of
-the pine and sang as loud as he could sing to the sun and the blue sky.
-
-“‘Joy! joy!’ he sang. ‘Fresh water and green woods, ambrosial sunshine
-and sun-flecked shade, chattering brooks and rustling leaves, glade, and
-sward, and dell. Lichens and cool mosses, feathered ferns and flowers.
-Green leaves! Green leaves! Summer! summer! summer!’
-
-“It was monotonous, but every word came from the singer’s heart, which
-is not always the case. Thenceforward, though he slept near the ground,
-he went up every day to this pine, as to some sacred high place, and
-sang the same song, of which neither he nor I were ever weary.
-
-“Let one be ever so inoffensive, however, one is not long left in peace
-in this world, even in a wood. The thrush sang too loudly of his simple
-happiness, and some boys from the town heard him and snared him, and
-took him away in a dirty cloth cap, where he was nearly smothered. The
-world is certainly not exclusively composed of sunshine, and green
-woods, and odorous pines. He became almost senseless during the hot
-dusty walk that led to the town. It was a seaport town, about two miles
-from the wood, a town of narrow, steep streets, picturesque old houses,
-and odors compounded of tar, dead fish, and many other scents less
-agreeable than forest perfumes. The thrush was put into a small
-wicker-cage in an upper room, in one of the narrowest and steepest of
-the streets.
-
-“‘I shall die to-night,’ he piped. But he did not. He lived that night,
-and for several nights and days following. The boys took small care of
-him, however. He was often left without food, without water, and always
-with too little air. Two or three times they tried to sell him, but he
-was not bought, for no one could hear him sing. One day he was hung
-outside the window, and partly owing to the sun and fresh air, and
-partly because a woman was singing in the street, he began to carol his
-old song.
-
-“The woman was a street singer. She was even paler, thinner, and more
-destitute-looking than such women usually are. In some past time there
-had been beauty and feeling in her face, but the traces of both were
-well-nigh gone. An indifference almost amounting to vacancy was there
-now, and, except that she sang, you might almost have fancied her a
-corpse. In her voice also there had once been beauty and feeling, and
-here again the traces were small indeed. From time to time, she was
-stopped by fits of coughing, when an ill-favored hunchback, who
-accompanied her on a tambourine, swore and scowled at her. She sang a
-song of sentiment, with a refrain about
-
- ‘Love and truth,
- And joys of youth—’
-
-on which the melody dwelt and quavered as if in mockery. As she sang a
-sailor came down the street. His collar was very large, his trousers
-were very wide, his hat hung on the back of his head more as an ornament
-than for shelter; and he had one of the roughest faces and the gentlest
-hearts that ever went together since Beauty was entertained by the
-Beast. His hands were in his pockets, where he could feel one shilling
-and a penny, all the spare cash that remained to him after a friendly
-stroll through the town. When he saw the street singer, he stopped,
-pulled off his hat, and scratched his head, as was his custom when he
-was puzzled or interested.
-
-“‘It’s no good keeping an odd penny,’ he said to himself; ‘poor thing,
-she looks bad enough!’ And, bringing the penny to the surface out of the
-depths of his pocket, he gave it to the woman. The hunchback came
-forward to take it, but the sailor passed him with a shove of his elbow,
-and gave it to the singer, who handed it over to her companion without
-moving a feature, and went on with her song.
-
-“‘I’d like to break every bone in your ugly body,’ muttered the sailor,
-with a glance at the hunchback, who scowled in return.
-
-“‘I shall die of this close street, and of all I have suffered,’ thought
-the thrush.
-
-“‘Green leaves! green leaves!’ he sang, for it was the only song he
-knew.
-
-“‘My voice is gone,’ thought the hunchback’s companion. ‘He’ll beat me
-again to-night; but it can’t last long:
-
- “Love and truth,
- And joys of youth—”’
-
-she sang, for that was all the song she had learned; and it was not her
-fault that it was inappropriate.
-
-“But the ballad singer’s captivity was nearly at an end. When the
-hunchback left her that evening to spend the sailor’s penny with the few
-others which she had earned, he swore that when he came back he would
-make her sing louder than she had done all day. Her face showed no
-emotion, less than it did when he saw it hours after, when beauty and
-feeling seemed to have returned to it in the peace of death, when he
-came back and found the cage empty, and that the long prisoned spirit
-had flown away to seek the face of love and truth indeed.”
-
-“But how about the thrush?”
-
-“The sailor had scarcely swallowed the wrath which the hunchback had
-stirred in him, when his ear was caught by the song of the thrush above
-him.
-
-“‘You sing uncommon well, pretty one,’ he said, stopping and putting his
-hat even farther back than usual to look up. He was one of those good
-people who stop a dozen times in one street, and look at everything as
-they go along; whereby you may see three times as much of life as other
-folk, but it is a terrible temptation to spend money. It was so in this
-instance. The sailor looked till his kindly eyes perceived that the bird
-was ill-cared for.
-
-“‘It should have a bit of sod, it _should_,’ he said, emphatically,
-taking his hat off, and scratching his head again; ‘and there’s not a
-crumb of food on board. Maybe, they don’t understand the ways of birds
-here. It would be a good turn to mention it.’
-
-“With this charitable intention he entered the house, and when he left
-it, his pocket was empty, and the thrush was carried tenderly in his
-handkerchief.
-
-“‘The canary died last voyage,’ he muttered apologetically to himself,
-‘and the money always does go somehow or other.’
-
-“The sailor’s hands were about three times as large and coarse as those
-of the boy who had carried the thrush before, but they seemed to him
-three times more light and tender—they were handy and kind, and this
-goes farther than taper fingers.
-
-“The thrush’s new home was not in the narrow streets. It was in a small
-cottage in a small garden at the back of the town. The canary’s old cage
-was comparatively roomy, and food, water, and fresh turf were regularly
-supplied to him. He could see green leaves too. There was an apple tree
-in the garden, and two geraniums, a fuchsia, and a tea-rose in the
-window. Near the tea-rose an old woman sat in the sunshine. She was the
-sailor’s mother, and looked very like a tidily kept window plant
-herself. She had a little money of her own, which gave her a certain
-dignity, and her son was very good to her; and so she dwelt in
-considerable comfort, dividing her time chiefly between reading in the
-big Bible, knitting socks for Jack, and raising cuttings in bottles of
-water. She had heard of hothouses and forcing frames, but she did not
-think much of them. She believed a bottle of water to be the most
-natural, because it was the oldest method she knew of, and she thought
-no good came of new-fangled ways, and trying to outdo Nature.
-
-“‘Slow and sure is best,’ she said, and stuck to her own system.
-
-“‘What’s that, my dear?’ she asked, when the sailor came in and held up
-the handkerchief. He told her.
-
-“‘You’re always a-laying out your money on something or other,’ said the
-old lady, who took the privilege of her years to be a little testy.
-‘What did you give for _that_?’
-
-“‘A shilling, ma’am.’
-
-“‘Tst! tst! tst!’ said the old lady, disapprovingly.
-
-“‘Now, mother, don’t shake that cap of yours off your head,’ said the
-sailor. ‘What’s a shilling? If I hadn’t spent it, I should have changed
-it; and once change a shilling, and it all dribbles away in coppers, and
-you get nothing for it. But spend it in a lump, and you get something
-you want. That’s what I say.’
-
-“‘_I_ want no more pets,’ said the old lady stiffly.
-
-“‘Well, you won’t be troubled with this one long,’ said her son; ‘it’ll
-go with me, and that’s soon enough.’
-
-“Any allusion to his departure always melted the old lady, as Jack well
-knew. She became tearful, and begged him to leave the thrush with her.
-
-“‘You know, my dear, I’ve always looked to your live things as if they
-were Christians; and loved them too (unless it was that monkey that I
-never _could_ do with!) Leave it with me, my dear. I’d never bother
-myself with a bird on board ship, if I was you.’
-
-“‘That’s because you’ve got a handsome son of your own, old lady,’
-chuckled the sailor; ‘I’ve neither chick nor child, ma’am, remember, and
-a man must have something to look to. The bird’ll go with me.’
-
-“And so it came to pass that just when the thrush was becoming
-domesticated, and almost happy at the cottage, that one morning the
-sailor brought him fresh turf and groundsel, besides his meal-cake, and
-took the cage down. And the old woman kissed the wires, and bade the
-bird good-bye, and prayed Heaven to bring him safe home again; and they
-went their way.
-
-“The forecastle of a steamship (even of a big one) is a poor exchange
-for a snug cottage to any one but a sailor. To Jack, the ship was home.
-_He_ had never lived in a wood, and carrolled in tree-tops. He preferred
-blue to green, and pine masts to pine trees; and he smoked his pipe very
-comfortably in the forecastle, whilst the ship rolled to and fro, and
-swung the bird’s cage above his head. To the thrush it was only an
-imprisonment that grew worse as time went on. Each succeeding day made
-him pine more bitterly for his native woods—the fresh air and green
-leaves, and the rest and quiet, and sweet perfumes, and pleasant sounds
-of country life. His turf dried up, his groundsel withered, and no more
-could be got. He longed even to be back with the old woman—to see the
-apple tree, and the window plants, and be still. The shudder of the
-screw, the blasts of hot air from the engine and cook’s galley, the
-ceaseless jangling, clanging, pumping noises, and all the indescribable
-smells which haunt a steamship, became more wearisome day by day. Even
-when the cage was hung outside, the sea breeze seemed to mock him with
-its freshness. The rich blue of the waters gave him no pleasure, his
-eyes failed with looking for green, the bitter, salt spray vexed him,
-and the wind often chilled him to the bone, whilst the sun shone, and
-icebergs gleamed upon the horizon.
-
-“The sailor had been so kind a master, that the thrush had become deeply
-attached to him, as birds will; and while at the cottage he had scarcely
-fretted after his beloved wood. But with every hour of the voyage, home
-sickness came more strongly upon him, and his heart went back to the
-nest, and the pine-top, and the old home. When one sleeps soundly, it is
-seldom that one remembers one’s dreams; but when one is apt to be roused
-by an unexpected lurch of the ship, by the moan of a fog-whistle, or the
-scream of an engine, one becomes a light sleeper, and the visions of the
-night have a strange reality, and are easily recalled. And now the
-thrush always dreamt of home.
-
-“One day he was hung outside. It was not a very fine day, but he looked
-drooping, and the pitying sailor brought him out, to get some air. His
-heart was sore with home sickness, and he watched the sea-birds skimming
-up and down with envious eyes. It seemed all very well for poor men, who
-hadn’t so much as a wing to carry them over the water, to build
-lumbering sea-nests, with bodies to float in the water like fish, and
-wings of canvas to carry them along, and to help it out with noisy
-steam-engines—and to endure it all. But for him, who could fly over a
-hundred tree-tops before a man could climb to one, it was hard to swing
-outside a ship, and to watch other birds use their wings, when his,
-which quivered to fly homewards, could only flutter against the bars. As
-he thought, a roll of the ship threw him forward, the wind shook the
-wires of the cage, and loosened the fastening; and, when the vessel
-righted, the cage-door swung slowly open.
-
-“At this moment, a ray of sunshine streaked the deep blue water, and a
-gleaming sea-bird, which had been sitting like a tuft of foam upon a
-wave, rose with outstretched pinions, and soared away. It was too much.
-With one shrill pipe of hope, the thrush fluttered from his cage, spread
-his wings, and followed him.
-
-“When the sailor found that the wind was getting up, he came to take the
-cage down, and then his grief was sore indeed.
-
-“‘The canary died last voyage,’ he said sadly. ‘The cage was bought on a
-Friday, and I knew ill luck would come of it. I said so to mother; but
-the old lady says there’s no such thing as luck, and she’s
-Bible-learned, if ever a woman was. “That’s very true,” says I, “but if
-I’d the money for another cage, I wouldn’t use this;” and I never will
-again. Poor bird! it was a sweet singer.’ And he turned his face aside.
-
-“‘It may have the sense to come back,’ said one of the crew. The sailor
-scratched his head, and shook it sadly.
-
-“‘Noah’s bird came back to him, when she found no rest,’ he said, ‘but I
-don’t think mine will, Tom.’
-
-“He was right. The thrush returned no more. He did not know how wide was
-the difference between his own strength and that of the bird he
-followed. The sea-fowl cut the air with wings of tenfold power; he
-swooped up and down, he stooped to fish, he rested on the ridges of the
-dancing waves, and then, with one steady flight, he disappeared, and the
-thrush was left alone. Other birds passed him, and flew about him, and
-fished, and rocked upon the waters near him, but he held steadily on.
-Ships passed him also, but too far away for him to rest upon; whales
-spouted in the distance, and strange fowl screamed; but not a familiar
-object broke the expanse of the cold sea. He did not know what course he
-was taking. He hoped against hope that he was going home. Although he
-was more faint and weary than he had ever yet been, he felt no pain. The
-intensity of his hope to reach the old wood made everything seem light;
-even at the last, when his wings were almost powerless, he believed that
-they would bear him home, and was happy. Already he seemed to rest upon
-the trees, the waters sounded in his ears like the rustling of leaves,
-and the familiar scent of the pine tree seemed to him to come upon the
-breeze.
-
-“In this he was not wrong. A country of pine woods was near; and land
-was in sight, though too far away for him to reach it now. Not home, but
-yet a land of wondrous summer beauty: of woods, and flowers, and
-sun-flecked leaves—of sunshine more glowing than he had ever known—of
-larger ferns, and deeper mosses, and clearer skies—a land of balmy
-summer nights, where the stars shine brighter than with us, and where
-fireflies appear and vanish, like stars of a lower firmament, amid the
-trees. As the sun broke out, the scent of pines came strong upon the
-land breeze. A strange land, but the thrush thought it was his own.
-
-“‘I smell woods,’ he chirped faintly; ‘I see the sun. This is home!’
-
-“All round him, the noisy crest of the fresh waves seemed to carol the
-song he could no longer sing—‘Home, home! fresh water and green woods,
-ambrosial sunshine and sun-flecked shade, chattering brooks and rustling
-leaves, glade and sward and dell, lichens and cool mosses, feathered
-ferns and flowers. Green leaves! green leaves! Summer! summer! summer!’
-
-“The slackened wings dropped, the dying eyes looked landward, and then
-closed. But even as he fell, he believed himself sinking to rest on
-Mother Earth’s kindly bosom, and he did not know it, when the cold waves
-buried him at sea.”
-
-“Oh, then, he _did_ die!” cried the children, who thought they were
-tired of stories that end happily, yet, when they heard it, liked a sad
-ending no better than other children do (in which, by-the-by, we hold
-them to be in the right, and can hardly forgive ourselves for
-chronicling this “ower true tale”).
-
-“Yes,” said the old man, “he died; but it is said that the sweet dingle
-which was his home—forsaken by the nightingale—is regarded by birds as
-men regard a haunted house; for that at still summer midnight, when the
-other thrushes sleep, a shadowy form, more like a skeleton leaf than a
-living bird, swings upon the tall tree-tops where he sat of old, and,
-rapt in a happy ecstacy, sings a song more sweet and joyous than thrush
-ever sang by day.”
-
-“Have you heard it?” asked the children.
-
-The old man nodded. But not another word would he say. The children,
-however, forthwith began to lay plans for getting into the wood some
-midsummer night, to test with their own ears the truth of his story, and
-to hear the spectre thrush’s song. Whether the authorities permitted the
-expedition, and if not, whether the young people baffled their
-vigilance—whether they heard the song, and if so, whether they
-understood it—we are not empowered to tell here.
-
-
-
-
- CHRISTMAS CRACKERS.
-
-
- A FANTASIA.
-
-It was Christmas Eve in an old-fashioned country-house, where Christmas
-was being kept with old-fashioned form and custom. It was getting late.
-The candles swaggered in their sockets, and the yule-log glowed steadily
-like a red-hot coal.
-
-“The fire has reached his heart,” said the tutor: “he is warm all
-through. How red he is! He shines with heat and hospitality like some
-warm-hearted old gentleman when a convivial evening is pretty far
-advanced. To-morrow he will be as cold and grey as the morning after a
-festival, when the glasses are being washed up, and the host is
-calculating his expenses. Yes! you know it is so;” and the tutor nodded
-to the yule-log as he spoke; and the log flared and crackled in return,
-till the tutor’s face shone like his own. He had no other means of
-reply.
-
-The tutor was grotesque-looking at any time. He was lank and meagre,
-with a long body and limbs, and high shoulders. His face was
-smooth-shaven, and his skin like old parchment stretched over high
-cheek-bones and lantern jaws; but in their hollow sockets his eyes
-gleamed with the changeful lustre of two precious gems. In the ruddy
-firelight they were like rubies, and when he drew back into the shade
-they glared green like the eyes of a cat. It must not be inferred from
-the tutor’s presence this evening that there were no Christmas holidays
-in this house. They had begun some days before; and if the tutor had had
-a home to go to, it is to be presumed that he would have gone.
-
-As the candles got lower, and the log flared less often, weird lights
-and shades, such as haunt the twilight, crept about the room. The
-tutor’s shadow, longer, lanker, and more grotesque than himself, mopped
-and mowed upon the wall beside him. The snapdragon burnt blue, and as
-the raisin-hunters stirred the flaming spirit, the ghastly light made
-the tutor look so hideous that the widow’s little boy was on the eve of
-howling, and spilled the raisins he had just secured. (He did not like
-putting his fingers into the flames, but he hovered near the more
-adventurous school-boys, and collected the raisins that were scattered
-on the table by the hasty _grabs_ of braver hands.)
-
-The widow was a relative of the house. She had married a Mr. Jones, and
-having been during his life his devoted slave, had on his death
-transferred her allegiance to his son. The late Mr. Jones was a small
-man with a strong temper, a large appetite, and a taste for drawing-room
-theatricals. So Mrs. Jones had called her son Macready; “for,” she said,
-“his poor papa would have made a fortune on the stage, and I wish to
-commemorate his talents. Besides, Macready sounds better with Jones than
-a commoner Christian name would do.”
-
-But his cousins called him MacGreedy.
-
-“The apples of the enchanted garden were guarded by dragons. Many
-knights went after them. One wished for the apples, but he did not like
-to fight the dragons.”
-
-It was the tutor who spoke from the dark corner by the fireplace. His
-eyes shone like a cat’s, and MacGreedy felt like a half-scared mouse,
-and made up his mind to cry. He put his right fist into one eye, and had
-just taken it out, and was about to put his left fist into the other,
-when he saw that the tutor was no longer looking at him. So he made up
-his mind to go on with the raisins, for one can have a peevish cry at
-any time, but plums are not scattered broadcast every day. Several times
-he had tried to pocket them, but just at the moment the tutor was sure
-to look at him, and in his fright he dropped the raisins, and never
-could find them again. So this time he resolved to eat them then and
-there. He had just put one into his mouth when the tutor leaned forward,
-and his eyes, glowing in the fire-light, met MacGreedy’s, who had not
-even the presence of mind to shut his mouth, but remained spellbound,
-with a raisin in his cheek.
-
-Flicker, flack! The school-boys stirred up snapdragon again, and with
-the blue light upon his features the tutor made so horrible a grimace
-that MacGreedy swallowed the raisin with a start. He had bolted it
-whole, and it might have been a bread pill for any enjoyment he had of
-the flavor. But the tutor laughed aloud. He certainly was an alarming
-object, pulling those grimaces in the blue brandy glare; and
-unpleasantly like a picture of Bogy himself with horns and a tail, in a
-juvenile volume upstairs. True, there were no horns to speak of among
-the tutor’s grizzled curls, and his coat seemed to fit as well as most
-people’s on his long back, so that unless he put his tail in his pocket,
-it is difficult to see how he could have had one. But then (as Miss
-Letitia said) “With dress one can do anything and hide anything.” And on
-dress Miss Letitia’s opinion was final.
-
-Miss Letitia was a cousin. She was dark, high-colored, glossy-haired,
-stout, and showy. She was as neat as a new pin, and had a will of her
-own. Her hair was firmly fixed by bandoline, her garibaldis by an
-arrangement which failed when applied to those of the widow, and her
-opinions by the simple process of looking at everything from one point
-of view. Her _forte_ was dress and general ornamentation; not that Miss
-Letitia was extravagant—far from it. If one may use the expression, she
-utilized for ornament a hundred bits and scraps that most people would
-have wasted. But, like other artists, she saw everything through the
-medium of her own art. She looked at birds with an eye to hats, and at
-flowers with reference to evening parties. At picture exhibitions and
-concerts she carried away jacket patterns and bonnets in her head, as
-other people make mental notes of an aerial effect, or a bit of fine
-instrumentation. An enthusiastic horticulturist once sent Miss Letitia a
-cut specimen of a new flower. It was a lovely spray from a
-lately-imported shrub. A botanist would have pressed it—an artist must
-have taken its portrait—a poet might have written a sonnet in praise of
-its beauty. Miss Letitia twisted a piece of wire round its stem, and
-fastened it on to her black lace bonnet. It came on the day of a review,
-when Miss Letitia had to appear in a carriage, and it was quite a
-success. As she said to the widow, “It was so natural that no one could
-doubt its being Parisian.”
-
-“What a strange fellow that tutor is!” said the visitor. He spoke to the
-daughter of the house, a girl with a face like a summer’s day, and hair
-like a ripe corn-field rippling in the sun. He was a fine young man, and
-had a youth’s taste for the sports and amusements of his age. But lately
-he had changed. He seemed to himself to be living in a higher, nobler
-atmosphere than hitherto. He had discovered that he was poetical—he
-might prove to be a genius. He certainly was eloquent, he could talk for
-hours and did so—to the young lady with the sunshiny face. They spoke
-on the highest subjects, and what a listener she was! So intelligent and
-appreciative, and with such an exquisite _pose_ of the head—it must
-inspire a block of wood merely to see such a creature in a listening
-attitude. As to our young friend, he poured forth volumes; he was really
-clever, and for her he became eloquent. To-night he spoke of Christmas,
-of time-honored custom and old association; and what he said would have
-made a Christmas article for a magazine of the first class. He poured
-scorn on the cold nature that could not, and the affectation that would
-not, appreciate the domestic festivities of this sacred season.
-
-What, he asked, could be more delightful, more perfect, than such a
-gathering as this, of the family circle round the Christmas hearth? He
-spoke with feeling, and it may be said with disinterested feeling, for
-he had not joined his family circle himself this Christmas, and there
-was a vacant place by the hearth of his own home.
-
-“He is strange,” said the young lady (she spoke of the tutor in answer
-to the above remark); “but I am very fond of him. He has been with us so
-long he is like one of the family; though we know as little of his
-history as we did on the day he came.”
-
-“He looks clever,” said the visitor. (Perhaps that is the least one can
-say for a fellow-creature who shows a great deal of bare skull, and is
-not otherwise good-looking.)
-
-“He is clever,” she answered, “wonderfully clever; so clever and so odd
-that sometimes I fancy he is hardly ‘canny.’ There is something almost
-supernatural about his acuteness and his ingenuity, but they are so
-kindly used; I wonder he has not brought out any playthings for us
-to-night.”
-
-“Playthings?” inquired the young man.
-
-“Yes; on birthdays or festivals like this he generally brings something
-out of those huge pockets of his. He has been all over the world, and he
-produces Indian puzzles, Japanese flower-buds that bloom in hot water,
-and German toys with complicated machinery, which I suspect him of
-manufacturing himself. I call him God-papa Drosselmayer, after that
-delightful old fellow in Hoffman’s tale of the Nut Cracker.”
-
-“What’s that about crackers?” inquired the tutor, sharply, his eyes
-changing color like a fire opal.
-
-“I am talking of _Nussknacker und Mausekönig_,” laughed the young lady.
-“Crackers do not belong to Christmas; fireworks come on the fifth of
-November.”
-
-“Tut, tut!” said the tutor; “I always tell your ladyship that you are
-still a tom-boy at heart, as when I first came, and you climbed trees
-and pelted myself and my young students with horse-chestnuts. You think
-of crackers to explode at the heels of timorous old gentlemen in a
-November fog; but I mean bonbon crackers, colored crackers, dainty
-crackers—crackers for young people with mottoes of sentiment”—(here
-the tutor shrugged his high shoulders an inch or two higher, and turned
-the palms of his hands outwards with a glance indescribably
-comical)—“crackers with paper prodigies, crackers with
-sweetmeats—_such_ sweetmeats!” He smacked his lips with a grotesque
-contortion, and looked at Master MacGreedy, who choked himself with his
-last raisin, and forthwith burst into tears.
-
-The widow tried in vain to soothe him with caresses, he only stamped and
-howled the more. But Miss Letitia gave him some smart smacks on the
-shoulders to cure his choking fit, and as she kept up the treatment with
-vigor the young gentleman was obliged to stop and assure her that the
-raisin had “gone the right way” at last. “If he were my child,” Miss
-Letitia had been known to observe, with that confidence which
-characterises the theories of those who are not parents, “I would &c.
-&c. &c.;” in fact, Miss Letitia thought she would have made a different
-boy of him—as, indeed, I believe she would.
-
-“Are crackers all that you have for us, sir?” asked one of the two
-school-boys, as they hung over the tutor’s chair. They were twins, grand
-boys, with broad, good-humored faces, and curly wigs, as like as two
-puppy dogs of the same breed. They were only known apart by their
-intimate friends, and were always together, romping, laughing, snarling,
-squabbling, huffing and helping each other against the world. Each of
-them owned a wiry terrier, and in their relations to each other the two
-dogs (who were marvellously alike) closely followed the example of their
-masters.
-
-“Do you not care for crackers, Jim?” asked the tutor.
-
-“Not much, sir. They do for girls: but, as you know, I care for nothing
-but military matters. Do you remember that beautiful toy of yours—‘The
-Besieged City?’ Ah! I liked that. Look out, Tom! you’re shoving my arm.
-Can’t you stand straight, man?”
-
-“R-r-r-r—r-r, snap!”
-
-Tom’s dog was resenting contact with Jim’s dog on the hearthrug. There
-was a hustle among the four, and then they subsided.
-
-“The Besieged City was all very well for you, Jim,” said Tom, who meant
-to be a sailor; “but please to remember that it admitted of no attack
-from the sea; and what was there for me to do? Ah, sir! you are so
-clever, I often think you could help me to make a swing with ladders
-instead of single ropes, so that I could run up and down the rigging
-whilst it was in full go.”
-
-“That would be something like your fir-tree prank, Tom,” said his
-sister. “Can you believe,” she added, turning to the visitor, “that Tom
-lopped the branches of a tall young fir-tree all the way up, leaving
-little bits for foothold, and then climbed up it one day in an awful
-storm of wind, and clung on at the top, rocking backwards and forwards?
-And when papa sent word for him to come down, he said parental authority
-was superseded at sea by the rules of the service. It was a dreadful
-storm, and the tree snapped very soon after he got safe to the ground.”
-
-“Storm!” sneered Tom, “a capful of wind. Well, it did blow half a gale
-at the last. But oh! it was glorious!”
-
-“Let us see what we can make of the crackers,” said the tutor—and he
-pulled some out of his pocket. They were put in a dish upon the table,
-for the company to choose from; and the terriers jumped and snapped, and
-tumbled over each other, for they thought that the plate contained
-eatables. Animated by the same idea, but with quieter steps, Master
-MacGreedy also approached the table.
-
-“The dogs are noisy,” said the tutor, “too noisy. We must have
-quiet—peace and quiet.” His lean hand was once more in his pocket, and
-he pulled out a box, from which he took some powder, which he scattered
-on the burning log. A slight smoke now rose from the hot embers, and
-floated into the room. Was the powder one of those strange compounds
-that act upon the brain? Was it a magician’s powder? Who knows? With it
-came a sweet, subtile fragrance. It is strange—every one fancied he had
-smelt it before, and all were absorbed in wondering what it was, and
-where they had met with it. Even the dogs sat on their haunches with
-their noses up, sniffing in a speculative manner.
-
-“It’s not lavender,” said the grandmother slowly, “and it’s not
-rosemary. There is a something of tansy in it (and a very fine tonic
-flavor too, my dears, though it’s _not_ in fashion now). Depend upon it,
-it’s a potpourri, and from an excellent receipt, sir”—and the old lady
-bowed courteously towards the tutor. “My mother made the best potpourri
-in the county, and it was very much like this. Not quite, perhaps, but
-much the same, much the same.”
-
-The grandmother was a fine old gentlewoman “of the old school,” as the
-phrase is. She was very stately and gracious in her manners, daintily
-neat in her person, and much attached to the old parson of the parish,
-who now sat near her chair. All her life she had been very proud of her
-fine stock of fair linen, both household and personal; and for many
-years past had kept her own grave-clothes ready in a drawer. They were
-bleached as white as snow, and lay amongst bags of dry lavender and
-potpourri. Many times had it seemed likely that they would be needed,
-for the old lady had had severe illnesses of late, when the good parson
-sat by her bedside, and read to her of the coming of the Bridegroom, and
-of that “fine linen, clean and white,” which is “the righteousness of
-the saints.” It was of that drawer, with its lavender and potpourri
-bags, that the scented smoke had reminded her.
-
-“It has rather an overpowering odor,” said the old parson, “it is
-suggestive of incense. I am sure I once smelt something like it in the
-Church of the Nativity at Bethlehem. It is very delicious.”
-
-The parson’s long residence in his parish had been marked by one great
-holiday. With the savings of many years he had performed a pilgrimage to
-the Holy Land; and it was rather a joke against him that he illustrated
-a large variety of subjects by the reference to his favorite topic, the
-holiday of his life.
-
-“It smells of gunpowder,” said Jim, decidedly, “and something else. I
-can’t tell what.”
-
-“Something one smells in a seaport town,” said Tom.
-
-“Can’t be very delicious then,” Jim retorted.
-
-“It’s not _quite_ the same,” piped the widow; “but it reminds me very
-much of an old bottle of attar of roses that was given to me when I was
-at school, with a copy of verses, by a young gentleman who was brother
-to one of the pupils. I remember Mr. Jones was quite annoyed when he
-found it in an old box, where I am sure I had not touched it for ten
-years or more; and I never spoke to him but once, on Examination Day
-(the young gentleman, I mean). And it’s like—yes, it’s certainly like a
-hair-wash Mr. Jones used to use. I’ve forgotten what it was called, but
-I know it cost fifteen shillings a bottle; and Macready threw one over a
-few weeks before his dear papa’s death, and annoyed him extremely.”
-
-Whilst the company were thus engaged, Master MacGreedy took advantage of
-the general abstraction to secure half a dozen crackers to his own
-share; he retired to a corner with them, where he meant to pick them
-quietly to pieces by himself. He wanted the gay paper, and the motto,
-and the sweetmeats; but he did not like the report of the cracker. And
-then what he did want, he wanted all to himself.
-
-“Give us a cracker,” said Master Jim, dreamily.
-
-The dogs, after a few dissatisfied snorts, had dropped from their
-sitting posture, and were lying close together on the rug, dreaming, and
-uttering short commenting barks and whines at intervals. The twins were
-now reposing lazily at the tutor’s feet, and did not feel disposed to
-exert themselves even so far as to fetch their own bonbons.
-
-“There’s one,” said the tutor, taking a fresh cracker from his pocket.
-One end of it was of red and gold paper, the other of transparent green
-stuff with silver lines. The boys pulled it.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-The report was louder than Jim had expected.
-
-“The firing has begun,” he murmured, involuntarily; “steady, steady!”
-these last words were to his horse, who seemed to be moving under him,
-not from fear, but from impatience.
-
-What had been the red and gold paper of the cracker was now the scarlet
-and gold lace of his own cavalry uniform. He knocked a speck from his
-sleeve, and scanned the distant ridge, from which a thin line of smoke
-floated solemnly away, with keen, impatient eyes. Were they to stand
-inactive all the day?
-
-Presently the horse erects his head. His eyes sparkle—he pricks his
-sensitive ears—his nostrils quiver with a strange delight. It is the
-trumpet! Fan farrâ! Fan farrâ! The brazen voice speaks—the horses
-move—the plumes wave—the helmets shine. On a summer’s day they ride
-slowly, gracefully, calmly down a slope, to Death or Glory. Fan farrâ!
-Fan farrâ! Fan farrâ!
-
- * * * * * *
-
-Of all this Master Tom knew nothing. The report of the cracker seemed to
-him only an echo in his brain of a sound that had been in his ears for
-thirty-six weary hours. The noise of a heavy sea beating against the
-ship’s side in a gale. It was over now, and he was keeping the midnight
-watch on deck, gazing upon the liquid green of the waves, which heaving
-and seething after storm, were lit with phosphoric light, and as the
-ship held steadily on her course, poured past at the rate of twelve
-knots an hour in a silvery stream. Faster than any ship can sail his
-thoughts travelled home, and as old times came back to him, he hardly
-knew whether what he looked at was the phosphor-lighted sea, or green
-gelatine paper barred with silver. And did the tutor speak? Or was it
-the voice of some sea monster sounding in his ears?
-
-“The spirits of the storm have gone below to make their report. The
-treasure gained from sunk vessels has been reckoned, and the sea is
-illuminated in honor of the spoil.”
-
- * * * * * *
-
-The visitor now took a cracker and held it to the young lady. Her end
-was of white paper with a raised pattern; his of dark-blue gelatine with
-gold stars. It snapped, the bonbon dropped between them, and the young
-man got the motto. It was a very bald one—
-
- “My heart is thine.
- Wilt thou be mine?”
-
-He was ashamed to show it to her. What could be more meagre? One could
-write a hundred better couplets “standing on one leg,” as the saying is.
-He was trying to improvise just one for the occasion, when he became
-aware that the blue sky over his head was dark with the shades of night,
-and lighted with stars. A brook rippled near with a soothing monotony.
-The evening wind sighed through the trees, and wafted the fragrance of
-the sweet bay-leaved willow towards him, and blew a stray lock of hair
-against his face. Yes! _She_ also was there, walking beside him, under
-the scented willow bushes. Where, why, and whither he did not ask to
-know. She was with him—with him; and he seemed to tread on the summer
-air. He had no doubt as to the nature of his own feelings for her, and
-here was such an opportunity for declaring them as might never occur
-again. Surely now, if ever, he would be eloquent! Thoughts of poetry
-clothed in words of fire must spring unbidden to his lips at such a
-moment. And yet somehow he could not find a single word to say. He beat
-his brains, but not an idea would come forth. Only that idiotic cracker
-motto, which haunted him with its meagre couplet.
-
- “My heart is thine,
- Wilt thou be mine?”
-
-Meanwhile they wandered on. The precious time was passing. He must at
-least make a beginning.
-
-“What a fine night it is!” he observed. But, oh dear! That was a
-thousand times balder and more meagre than the cracker motto; and not
-another word could he find to say. At this moment the awkward silence
-was broken by a voice from a neighboring copse. It was a nightingale
-singing to his mate. There was no lack of eloquence, and of melodious
-eloquence, there. The song was as plaintive as old memories, and as full
-of tenderness as the eyes of the young girl were full of tears. They
-were standing still now, and with her graceful head bent she was
-listening to the bird. He stooped his head near hers, and spoke with a
-simple natural outburst almost involuntary.
-
-“Do you ever think of old times? Do you remember the old house, and the
-fun we used to have? and the tutor whom you pelted with horse-chestnuts
-when you were a little girl? And those cracker bonbons, and the motto
-_we_ drew—
-
- ‘My heart is thine.
- Wilt thou be mine?’”
-
-She smiled, and lifted her eyes (“blue as the sky, and bright as the
-stars,” he thought) to his, and answered “Yes.”
-
-Then the bonbon motto was avenged, and there was silence. Eloquent,
-perfect, complete, beautiful silence! Only the wind sighed through the
-fragrant willows, the stream rippled, the stars shone and in the
-neighboring copse the nightingale sang, and sang, and sang.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-When the white end of the cracker came into the young lady’s hand, she
-was full of admiration for the fine raised pattern. As she held it
-between her fingers it suddenly struck her that she had discovered what
-the tutor’s fragrant smoke smelt like. It was like the scent of
-orange-flowers, and had certainly a soporific effect upon the senses.
-She felt very sleepy, and as she stroked the shiny surface of the
-cracker she found herself thinking it was very soft for paper, and then
-rousing herself with a start, and wondering at her own folly in speaking
-thus of the white silk in which she was dressed, and of which she was
-holding up the skirt between her finger and thumb, as if she were
-dancing a minuet.
-
-“It’s grandmamma’s egg-shell brocade!” she cried. “Oh, Grandmamma! Have
-you given it to me? That lovely old thing! But I thought it was the
-family wedding-dress, and that I was not to have it till I was a bride.”
-
-“And so you are, my dear. And a fairer bride the sun never shone on,”
-sobbed the old lady, who was kissing and blessing her, and wishing her,
-in the words of the old formula—
-
- “Health to wear it,
- Strength to tear it,
- And money to buy another.”
-
-“There is no hope for the last two things, you know,” said the young
-girl; “for I am sure that the flag that braved a thousand years was not
-half so strong as your brocade; and as to buying another, there are none
-to be bought in these degenerate days.”
-
-The old lady’s reply was probably very gracious, for she liked to be
-complimented on the virtues of old things in general, and of her
-egg-shell brocade in particular. But of what she said her granddaughter
-heard nothing. With the strange irregularity of dreams, she found
-herself, she knew not how, in the old church. It was true. She was a
-bride, standing there with old friends and old associations thick around
-her, on the threshold of a new life. The sun shone through the stained
-glass of the windows, and illuminated the brocade, whose old-fashioned
-stiffness so became her childish beauty, and flung a thousand new tints
-over her sunny hair, and drew so powerful a fragrance from the orange
-blossom with which it was twined, that it was almost overpowering. Yes!
-It was too sweet—too strong. She certainly would not be able to bear it
-much longer without losing her senses. And the service was going on. A
-question had been asked of her, and she must reply. She made a strong
-effort, and said “Yes,” simply and very earnestly, for it was what she
-meant. But she had no sooner said it than she became uneasily conscious
-that she had not used the right word. Some one laughed. It was the
-tutor, and his voice jarred and disturbed the dream, as a stone troubles
-the surface of still water. The vision trembled, and then broke, and the
-young lady found herself still sitting by the table and fingering the
-cracker paper, whilst the tutor chuckled and rubbed his hands by the
-fire, and his shadow scrambled on the wall like an ape upon a tree. But
-her “Yes” had passed into the young man’s dream without disturbing it,
-and he dreamt on.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-It was a cracker like the preceding one that the grandmother and the
-parson pulled together. The old lady had insisted upon it. The good
-rector had shown a tendency to low spirits this evening, and a wish to
-withdraw early. But the old lady did not approve of people “shirking”
-(as boys say) either their duties or their pleasures; and to keep a
-“merry Christmas” in a family circle that has been spared to meet in
-health and happiness, seemed to her to be both the one and the other.
-
-It was his sermon for next day which weighed on the parson’s mind. Not
-that he was behindhand with that part of his duties. He was far too
-methodical in his habits for that, and it had been written before the
-bustle of Christmas week began. But after preaching Christmas sermons
-from the same pulpit for thirty-five years, he felt keenly how difficult
-it is to awaken due interest in subjects that are so familiar, and to
-give due force to lessons so often repeated. So he wanted a quiet hour
-in his own study before he went to rest, with the sermon that did not
-satisfy him, and the subject that should be so heart-stirring and ever
-new—the Story of Bethlehem.
-
-He consented, however, to pull one cracker with the grandmother, though
-he feared the noise might startle her nerves, and said so.
-
-“Nerves were not invented in my young days,” said the old lady, firmly;
-and she took her part in the ensuing explosion without so much as a
-wink.
-
-As the crackers snapped, it seemed to the parson as if the fragrant
-smoke from the yule-log were growing denser in the room. Through the
-mist from time to time the face of the tutor loomed large, and then
-disappeared. At last the clouds rolled away, and the parson breathed
-clear air. Clear, yes, and how clear! This brilliant freshness, these
-intense lights and shadows, this mildness and purity in the night
-air——
-
-“It is not England,” he muttered, “it is the East. I have felt no air
-like this since I breathed the air of Palestine.”
-
-Over his head, through immeasurable distances, the dark-blue space was
-lighted by the great multitude of the stars, whose glittering ranks have
-in that atmosphere a distinctness and a glory unseen with us. Perhaps no
-scene of beauty in the visible creation has proved a more hackneyed
-theme for the poet and the philosopher than a starry night. But not all
-the superabundance of simile and moral illustration with which the
-subject has been loaded can rob the beholder of the freshness of its
-grandeur or the force of its teaching; that noblest and most majestic
-vision of the handiwork of God on which the eye of man is here permitted
-to rest.
-
-As the parson gazed he became conscious that he was not alone. Other
-eyes beside his were watching the skies to-night. Dark, profound,
-patient, eastern eyes, used from the cradle to the grave to watch and
-wait. The eyes of star-gazers and dream-interpreters; men who believed
-the fate of empires to be written in shining characters on the face of
-heaven, as the “Mene, Mene,” was written in fire on the walls of the
-Babylonian palace. The old parson was one of the many men of real
-learning and wide reading who pursue their studies in the quiet country
-parishes of England, and it was with the keen interest of intelligence
-that he watched the group of figures that lay near him.
-
-“Is this a vision of the past?” he asked himself. “There can be no doubt
-as to these men. They are star-gazers, magi, and, from their dress and
-bearing, men of high rank; perhaps ‘teachers of a higher wisdom’ in one
-of the purest philosophies of the old heathen world. When one thinks,”
-he pursued, “of the intense interest, the eager excitement which the
-student of history finds in the narrative of the past as unfolded in
-dusty records written by the hand of man, one may realize how absorbing
-must have been that science which professed to unveil the future, and to
-display to the eyes of the wise the fate of dynasties written with the
-finger of God amid the stars.”
-
-The dark-robed figures were so still that they might almost have been
-carved in stone. The air seemed to grow purer and purer; the stars shone
-brighter and brighter; suspended in ether the planets seemed to hang
-like lamps. Now a shooting meteor passed athwart the sky, and vanished
-behind the hill. But not for this did the watchers move; in silence they
-watched on—till, on a sudden, how and whence the parson knew not,
-across the shining ranks of that immeasurable host, whose names and
-number are known to God alone, there passed in slow but obvious motion
-one brilliant solitary star—a star of such surpassing brightness that
-he involuntarily joined in the wild cry of joy and greeting with which
-the Men of the East now prostrated themselves with their faces to the
-earth.
-
-He could not understand the language in which, with noisy clamor and
-gesticulation, they broke their former profound and patient silence, and
-greeted the portent for which they had watched. But he knew now that
-these were the Wise Men of the Epiphany, and that this was the Star of
-Bethlehem. In his ears rang the energetic simplicity of the Gospel
-narrative, “When they saw the Star, they rejoiced with exceeding great
-joy.”
-
-With exceeding great joy! Ah! happy magi, who (more blest than Balaam
-the son of Beor), were faithful to the dim light vouchsafed to you; the
-Gentile church may well be proud of your memory. Ye travelled long and
-far to bring royal offerings to the King of the Jews, with a faith not
-found in Israel. Ye saw him whom prophets and kings had desired to see,
-and were glad. Wise men indeed, and wise with the highest wisdom, in
-that ye suffered yourselves to be taught of God.
-
-Then the parson prayed that if this were indeed a dream he might dream
-on; might pass, if only in a vision, over the hill, following the
-footsteps of the magi, whilst the Star went before them, till he should
-see it rest above that city, which, little indeed among the thousands of
-Judah, was yet the birthplace of the Lord’s Christ.
-
-“Ah!” he almost sobbed, “let me follow! On my knees let me follow into
-the house and see the Holy Child. In the eyes of how many babies I have
-seen mind and thought far beyond their powers of communication, every
-mother knows. But if at times, with a sort of awe, one sees the immortal
-soul shining through the prison-bars of helpless infancy, what, oh! what
-must it be to behold the Godhead veiled in flesh through the face of a
-little child!”
-
-The parson stretched out his arms, but even with the passion of his
-words the vision began to break. He dared not move for fear it should
-utterly fade, and as he lay still and silent, the wise men roused their
-followers, and led by the Star, the train passed solemnly over the
-distant hills.
-
-Then the clear night became clouded with fragrant vapor, and with a sigh
-the parson awoke.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-When the cracker snapped and the white end was left in the grandmother’s
-hand, she was astonished to perceive (as she thought) that the white
-lace veil which she had worn over her wedding bonnet was still in her
-possession, and that she was turning it over in her fingers. “I fancied
-I gave it to Jemima when her first baby was born,” she muttered
-dreamily. It was darned and yellow, but it carried her back all the
-same, and recalled happy hours with wonderful vividness. She remembered
-the post-chaise and the postillion. “He was such a pert little fellow,
-and how we laughed at him! He must be either dead or a very shaky old
-man by now,” said the old lady. She seemed to smell the scent of
-meadow-sweet that was so powerful in a lane through which they drove;
-and how clearly she could see the clean little country inn where they
-spent the honeymoon! She seemed to be there now, taking off her bonnet
-and shawl, in the quaint clean chamber, with the heavy oak rafters, and
-the jasmine coming in at the window, and glancing with pardonable pride
-at the fair face reflected in the mirror. But as she laid her things on
-the patchwork coverlet, it seemed to her that the lace veil became fine
-white linen, and was folded about a figure that lay in the bed; and when
-she looked round the room again everything was draped in white—white
-blinds hung before the windows, and even the old oak chest and the press
-were covered with clean white cloths, after the decent custom of the
-country; whilst from the church tower without the passing bell tolled
-slowly. She had not seen the face of the corpse, and a strange anxiety
-came over her to count the strokes of the bell, which tell if it is a
-man, woman, or child who has passed away. One, two, three, four, five,
-six, seven! No more. It was a woman, and when she looked on the face of
-the dead she saw her own. But even as she looked the fair linen of the
-grave clothes became the buoyant drapery of another figure, in whose
-face she found a strange recognition of the lineaments of the dead, with
-all the loveliness of the bride. But ah! more, much more! On that face
-there was a beauty not doomed to wither, before those happy eyes lay a
-future unshadowed by the imperfections of earthly prospects, and the
-folds of that robe were white as no fuller on earth can white them. The
-window curtain parted, the jasmine flowers bowed their heads, the spirit
-passed from the chamber of death, and the old lady’s dream was ended.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-Miss Letitia had shared a cracker with the widow. The widow squeaked
-when the cracker went off, and then insisted upon giving up the smart
-paper and everything to Miss Letitia. She had always given up everything
-to Mr. Jones, she did so now to Master MacGreedy, and was quite
-unaccustomed to keep anything for her own share. She did not give this
-explanation herself, but so it was.
-
-The cracker that thus fell into the hands of Miss Letitia was one of
-those new-fashioned ones that have a paper pattern of some article of
-dress wrapped up in them instead of a bonbon. This one was a paper
-bonnet made in the latest _mode_—of green tissue paper; and Miss
-Letitia stuck it on the top of her chignon with an air that the widow
-envied from the bottom of her heart. She had not the gift of “carrying
-off” her clothes. But to the tutor, on the contrary, it seemed to afford
-the most extreme amusement; and as Miss Letitia bowed gracefully hither
-and thither in the energy of her conversation with the widow, the green
-paper fluttering with each emphasis, he fairly shook with delight, his
-shadow dancing like a maniac beside him. He had scattered some more
-powder on the coals, and it may have been that the smoke got into her
-eyes, and confused her ideas of color, but Miss Letitia was struck with
-a fervid and otherwise unaccountable admiration for the paper ends of
-the cracker, which were most unusually ugly. One was of a sallowish
-salmon-color, and transparent, the other was of brick-red paper with a
-fringe. As Miss Letitia turned them over, she saw, to her unspeakable
-delight, that there were several yards of each material, and her
-peculiar genius instantly seized upon the fact that in the present rage
-for double skirts there might be enough of the two kinds to combine into
-a fashionable dress.
-
-It had never struck her before that a dirty salmon went well with brick
-red. “They blend so becomingly, my dear,” she murmured; “and I think the
-under skirt will sit well, it is so stiff.”
-
-The widow did not reply. The fumes of the tutor’s compound made her
-sleepy, and though she nodded to Miss Letitia’s observations, it was
-less from appreciation of their force, than from inability to hold up
-her head. She was dreaming uneasy, horrible dreams, like nightmares; in
-which from time to time there mingled expressions of doubt and
-dissatisfaction which fell from Miss Letitia’s lips. “Just half a yard
-short—no gores—false hem” (and the melancholy reflection that)
-“flounces take so much stuff.” Then the tutor’s face kept appearing and
-vanishing with horrible grimaces through the mist. At last the widow
-fell fairly asleep, and dreamed that she was married to the Blue Beard
-of nursery annals, and that on his return from his memorable journey he
-had caught her in the act of displaying the mysterious cupboard to Miss
-Letitia. As he waved his scimitar over her head, he seemed unaccountably
-to assume the form and features of the tutor. In her agitation the poor
-woman could think of no plea against his severity, except that the
-cupboard was already crammed with the corpses of his previous wives, and
-that there was no room for her. She was pleading this argument when Miss
-Letitia’s voice broke in upon her dream with decisive accent:
-
-“There’s enough for two bodies.”
-
-The widow shrieked and awoke.
-
-“High and low,” explained Miss Letitia. “My dear, what _are_ you
-screaming about?”
-
-“I am very sorry indeed,” said the widow; “I beg your pardon, I am sure,
-a thousand times. But since Mr. Jones’s death I have been so nervous,
-and I had such a horrible dream. And, oh dear! oh dear!” she added,
-“what is the matter with my precious child? Macready, love, come to your
-mamma, my pretty lamb.”
-
-Ugh! ugh! There were groans from the corner where Master MacGreedy sat
-on his crackers as if they were eggs, and he hatching them. He had only
-touched one, as yet, of the stock he had secured. He had picked it to
-pieces, had avoided the snap, and had found a large comfit like an egg
-with a rough shell inside. Every one knows that the goodies in crackers
-are not of a very superior quality. There is a large amount of white
-lead in the outside thinly disguised by a shabby flavor of sugar. But
-that outside once disposed of, there lies an almond at the core. Now an
-almond is a very delicious thing in itself, and doubly nice when it
-takes the taste of white paint and chalk out of one’s mouth. But in
-spite of all the white lead and sugar and chalk through which he had
-sucked his way, MacGreedy could not come to the almond. A dozen times
-had he been on the point of spitting out the delusive sweetmeat; but
-just as he thought of it he was sure to feel a bit of hard rough edge,
-and thinking he had gained the kernel at last, he held valiantly on. It
-only proved to be a rough bit of sugar, however, and still the
-interminable coating melted copiously in his mouth; and still the clean,
-fragrant almond evaded his hopes. At last with a groan he spat the
-seemingly undiminished bonbon on to the floor, and turned as white and
-trembling as an arrow-root blancmange.
-
-In obedience to the widow’s entreaties the tutor opened a window, and
-tried to carry MacGreedy to the air; but that young gentleman utterly
-refused to allow the tutor to approach him, and was borne howling to bed
-by his mamma.
-
-With the fresh air the fumes of the fragrant smoke dispersed, and the
-company roused themselves.
-
-“Rather oppressive, eh?” said the master of the house, who had had his
-dream too, with which we have no concern.
-
-The dogs had had theirs also, and had testified to the same in their
-sleep by low growls and whines. Now they shook themselves, and rubbed
-against each other, growling in a warlike manner through their teeth,
-and wagging peaceably with their little stumpy tails.
-
-The twins shook themselves, and fell to squabbling as to whether they
-had been to sleep or no; and, if either, which of them had given way to
-that weakness.
-
-Miss Letitia took the paper bonnet from her head with a nervous laugh,
-and after looking regretfully at the cracker papers put them in her
-pocket.
-
-The parson went home through the frosty night. In the village street he
-heard a boy’s voice singing two lines of the Christmas hymn—
-
- “Trace we the Babe Who hath redeemed our loss
- From the poor Manger to the bitter Cross;”
-
-and his eyes filled with tears.
-
-The old lady went to bed and slept in peace.
-
-“In all the thirty-five years we have been privileged to hear you, sir,”
-she told the rector next day after service, “I never heard such a
-Christmas sermon before.”
-
-The visitor carefully preserved the blue paper and the cracker motto. He
-came down early next morning to find the white half to put with them. He
-did not find it, for the young lady had taken it the night before.
-
-The tutor had been in the room before him, wandering round the scene of
-the evening’s festivities.
-
-The yule-log lay black and cold upon the hearth, and the tutor nodded to
-it. “I told you how it would be,” he said; “but never mind, you have had
-your day, and a merry one too.” In the corner lay the heap of crackers
-which Master MacGreedy had been too ill to remember when he retired. The
-tutor pocketed them with a grim smile.
-
-As to the comfit, it was eaten by one of the dogs, who had come down
-earliest of all. He swallowed it whole, so whether it contained an
-almond or not, remains a mystery to the present time.
-
-
-
-
- AMELIA AND THE DWARFS.
-
-
-My godmother’s grandmother knew a good deal about the fairies. _Her_
-grandmother had seen a fairy rade on a Rodmas Eve, and she herself could
-remember a copper vessel of a queer shape which had been left by the
-elves on some occasion at an old farm-house among the hills. The
-following story came from her, and where she got it I do not know. She
-used to say it was a pleasant tale, with a good moral in the inside of
-it. My godmother often observed that a tale without a moral was like a
-nut without a kernel, not worth the cracking. (We called fireside
-stories “cracks” in our part of the country.) This is the tale.
-
-
- AMELIA.
-
-A couple of gentlefolk once lived in a certain part of England. (My
-godmother never would tell the name either of the place or the people,
-even if she knew it. She said one ought not to expose one’s neighbors’
-failings more than there was a due occasion for.) They had an only
-child, a daughter, whose name was Amelia. They were an easy-going,
-good-humored couple; “rather soft,” my godmother said, but she was apt
-to think anybody “soft” who came from the southern shires, as these
-people did. Amelia, who had been born farther north, was by no means so.
-She had a strong, resolute will, and a clever head of her own, though
-she was but a child. She had a way of her own too, and had it very
-completely. Perhaps because she was an only child, or perhaps because
-they were so easy going, her parents spoiled her. She was, beyond
-question, the most tiresome little girl in that or any other
-neighborhood. From her baby days her father and mother had taken every
-opportunity of showing her to their friends, and there was not a friend
-who did not dread the infliction. When the good lady visited her
-acquaintances, she always took Amelia with her, and if the acquaintances
-were fortunate enough to see from the windows who was coming, they used
-to snatch up any delicate knick-knacks, or brittle ornaments lying
-about, and put them away, crying, “What is to be done? Here comes
-Amelia!”
-
-When Amelia came in, she would stand and survey the room, whilst her
-mother saluted her acquaintances; and if anything struck her fancy, she
-would interrupt the greetings to draw her mother’s attention to it, with
-a twitch of her shawl, “Oh, look, mamma, at that funny bird in the glass
-case!” or perhaps, “Mamma, mamma! There’s a new carpet since we were
-here last;” for, as her mother said, she was “a very observing child.”
-
-Then she would wander round the room, examining and fingering
-everything, and occasionally coming back with something in her hand to
-tread on her mother’s dress, and break in upon the ladies’ conversation
-with—“Mamma, mamma! What’s the good of keeping this old basin! It’s
-been broken and mended, and some of the pieces are quite loose now. I
-can feel them:” or—addressing the lady of the house—“That’s not a real
-ottoman in the corner. It’s a box covered with chintz. I know, for I’ve
-looked.”
-
-Then her mamma would say, reprovingly, “My _dear_ Amelia!”
-
-And perhaps the lady of the house would beg, “Don’t play with that old
-china, my love; for though it is mended, it is very valuable;” and her
-mother would add, “My dear Amelia, you must not.”
-
-Sometimes the good lady said, “You _must_ not.” Sometimes she
-tried—“You must _not_.” When both these failed, and Amelia was
-balancing the china bowl on her finger ends, her mamma would get
-flurried, and when Amelia flurried her, she always rolled her r’s, and
-emphasized her words, so that it sounded thus:
-
-“My dear-r-r-r-Ramelia! You must not.”
-
-At which Amelia would not so much as look round, till perhaps the bowl
-slipped from her fingers, and was smashed into unmendable fragments.
-Then her mamma would exclaim, “Oh, dear-r-r-r, oh, dear-r-r-r-Ramelia!”
-and the lady of the house would try to look as if it did not matter, and
-when Amelia and her mother departed, would pick up the bits, and pour
-out her complaints to her lady friends, most of whom had suffered many
-such damages at the hands of this “very observing child.”
-
-When the good couple received their friends at home, there was no
-escaping from Amelia. If it was a dinner party, she came in with the
-dessert, or perhaps sooner. She would take up her position near some
-one, generally the person most deeply engaged in conversation, and
-either lean heavily against him or her, or climb on to his or her knee,
-without being invited. She would break in upon the most interesting
-discussion with her own little childish affairs, in the following
-style—
-
-“I’ve been out to-day. I walked to the town. I jumped across three
-brooks. Can you jump? Papa gave me sixpence to-day. I am saving up my
-money to be rich. You may cut me an orange; no, I’ll take it to Mr.
-Brown, he peels it with a spoon and turns the skin back. Mr. Brown! Mr.
-Brown! Don’t talk to mamma, but peel me an orange, please. Mr. Brown!
-I’m playing with your finger-glass.”
-
-And when the finger-glass full of cold water had been upset on to Mr.
-Brown’s shirt-front, Amelia’s mamma would cry—“Oh dear, oh
-dear-r-Ramelia!” and carry her off with the ladies to the drawing-room.
-
-Here she would scramble on to the ladies’ knees, or trample out the
-gathers of their dresses, and fidget with their ornaments, startling
-some luckless lady by the announcement, “I’ve got your bracelet undone
-at last!” who would find one of the divisions broken open by force,
-Amelia not understanding the working of a clasp.
-
-Or perhaps two young lady friends would get into a quiet corner for a
-chat. The observing child was sure to spy them, and run on to them,
-crushing their flowers and ribbons, and crying—“You two want to talk
-secrets, I know. I can hear what you say. I’m going to listen, I am. And
-I shall tell, too.” When perhaps a knock at the door announced the nurse
-to take Miss Amelia to bed, and spread a general rapture of relief.
-
-Then Amelia would run to trample and worry her mother, and after much
-teasing, and clinging, and complaining, the nurse would be dismissed,
-and the fond mamma would turn to the lady next to her, and say with a
-smile—“I suppose I must let her stay up a little. It is such a treat to
-her, poor child!”
-
-But it was no treat to the visitors.
-
-Besides tormenting her fellow-creatures, Amelia had a trick of teasing
-animals. She was really fond of dogs, but she was still fonder of doing
-what she was wanted not to do, and of worrying everything and everybody
-about her. So she used to tread on the tips of their tails, and pretend
-to give them biscuit, and then hit them on the nose, besides pulling at
-those few, long, sensitive hairs which thin-skinned dogs wear on the
-upper lip.
-
-Now Amelia’s mother’s acquaintances were so very well-bred and amiable,
-that they never spoke their minds to either the mother or the daughter
-about what they endured from the latter’s rudeness, wilfulness, and
-powers of destruction. But this was not the case with the dogs, and they
-expressed their sentiments by many a growl and snap. At last one day
-Amelia was tormenting a snow-white bull-dog (who was certainly as
-well-bred and as amiable as any living creature in the kingdom), and she
-did not see that even his patience was becoming worn out. His pink nose
-became crimson with increased irritation, his upper lip twitched over
-his teeth, behind which he was rolling as many warning Rs as Amelia’s
-mother herself. She finally held out a bun towards him, and just as he
-was about to take it, she snatched it away and kicked him instead. This
-fairly exasperated the bull-dog, and as Amelia would not let him bite
-the bun, he bit Amelia’s leg.
-
-Her mamma was so distressed that she fell into hysterics, and hardly
-knew what she was saying. She said the bull-dog must be shot for fear he
-should go mad, and Amelia’s wound must be done with a red-hot poker for
-fear _she_ should go mad (with hydrophobia). And as of course she
-couldn’t bear the pain of this, she must have chloroform, and she would
-most probably die of that; for as one in several thousands dies annually
-under chloroform, it was evident that her chance of life was very small
-indeed. So, as the poor lady said, “Whether we shoot Amelia and burn the
-bull-dog—at least I mean shoot the bull-dog and burn Amelia with a
-red-hot poker—or leave it alone; and whether Amelia or the bull-dog has
-chloroform or bears it without—it seems to be death or madness
-everyway!”
-
-And as the doctor did not come fast enough, she ran out without her
-bonnet to meet him, and Amelia’s papa, who was very much distressed too,
-ran after her with her bonnet. Meanwhile the doctor came in by another
-way, found Amelia sitting on the dining-room floor with the bull-dog,
-and crying bitterly. She was telling him that they wanted to shoot him,
-but that they should not, for it was all her fault and not his. But she
-did not tell him that she was to be burnt with a red-hot poker, for she
-thought it might hurt his feelings. And then she wept afresh, and kissed
-the bull-dog, and the bull-dog kissed her with his red tongue, and
-rubbed his pink nose against her, and beat his own tail much harder on
-the floor than Amelia had ever hit it. She said the same things to the
-doctor, but she told him also that she was willing to be burnt without
-chloroform if it must be done, and if they would spare the bull-dog. And
-though she looked very white, she meant what she said.
-
-But the doctor looked at her leg, and found it was only a snap, and not
-a deep wound; and then he looked at the bull-dog, and saw that so far
-from looking mad, he looked a great deal more sensible than anybody in
-the house. So he only washed Amelia’s leg and bound it up, and she was
-not burnt with the poker, neither did she get hydrophobia; but she had
-got a good lesson on manners, and thenceforward she always behaved with
-the utmost propriety to animals, though she tormented her mother’s
-friends as much as ever.
-
-Now although Amelia’s mamma’s acquaintances were too polite to complain
-before her face, they made up for it by what they said behind her back.
-In allusion to the poor lady’s ineffectual remonstrances, one gentleman
-said that the more mischief Amelia did, the dearer she seemed to grow to
-her mother. And somebody else replied that however dear she might be as
-a daughter, she was certainly a very _dear_ friend, and proposed that
-they should send in a bill for all the damage she had done in the course
-of the year, as a round robin to her parents at Christmas. From which it
-may be seen that Amelia was not popular with her parents’ friends, as
-(to do grown-up people justice) good children almost invariably are.
-
-If she was not a favorite in the drawing-room, she was still less so in
-the nursery, where, besides all the hardships naturally belonging to
-attendance on a spoilt-child, the poor nurse was kept, as she said, “on
-the continual go” by Amelia’s reckless destruction of her clothes. It
-was not fair wear and tear, it was not an occasional fall in the mire,
-or an accidental rent or two during a game at “Hunt the Hare,” but it
-was constant wilful destruction, which nurse had to repair as best she
-might. No entreaties would induce Amelia to “take care” of anything. She
-walked obstinately on the muddy side of the road when nurse pointed out
-the clean parts, kicking up the dirt with her feet; if she climbed a
-wall she never tried to free her dress if it had caught; on she rushed,
-and half a skirt might be left behind for any care she had in the
-matter. “They must be mended,” or, “They must be washed,” was all she
-thought about it.
-
-“You seem to think things clean and mend themselves, Miss Amelia,” said
-poor nurse one day.
-
-“No, I don’t,” said Amelia, rudely. “I think you do them; what are you
-here for?”
-
-But though she spoke in this insolent and unladylike fashion, Amelia
-really did not realize what the tasks were which her carelessness
-imposed on other people. When every hour of nurse’s day had been spent
-in struggling to keep her wilful young lady regularly fed, decently
-dressed, and moderately well-behaved (except, indeed, those hours when
-her mother was fighting the same battle downstairs); and when at last,
-after the hardest struggle of all, she had been got to bed not more than
-two hours later than her appointed time, even then there was no rest for
-nurse. Amelia’s mamma could at last lean back in her chair and have a
-quiet chat with her husband, which was not broken in upon every two
-minutes, and Amelia herself was asleep; but nurse must sit up for hours
-wearing out her eyes by the light of a tallow candle, in fine-darning
-great, jagged and most unnecessary holes in Amelia’s muslin dresses. Or
-perhaps she had to wash and iron clothes for Amelia’s wear next day. For
-sometimes she was so very destructive, that towards the end of the week
-she had used up all her clothes and had no clean ones to fall back upon.
-
-Amelia’s meals were another source of trouble. She would not wear a
-pinafore; if it had been put on, she would burst the strings, and
-perhaps in throwing it away knock her plate of mutton broth over the
-tablecloth and her own dress. Then she fancied first one thing and then
-another; she did not like this or that; she wanted a bit cut here and
-there. Her mamma used to begin by saying, “My dear-r-Ramelia, you must
-not be so wasteful,” and she used to end by saying, “The dear child has
-positively no appetite;” which seemed to be a good reason for not
-wasting any more food upon her; but with Amelia’s mamma it only meant
-that she might try a little cutlet and tomato sauce when she had half
-finished her roast beef, and that most of the cutlet and all the mashed
-potato might be exchanged for plum tart and custard; and that when she
-had spooned up the custard and played with the paste, and put the plum
-stones on the tablecloth, she might be tempted with a little Stilton
-cheese and celery, and exchange that for anything that caught her fancy
-in the dessert dishes.
-
-The nurse used to say, “Many a poor child would thank God for what you
-waste every meal time, Miss Amelia,” and to quote a certain good old
-saying, “Waste not want not.” But Amelia’s mamma allowed her to send
-away on her plates what would have fed another child, day after day.
-
-
- UNDER THE HAYCOCKS.
-
-It was summer, and haytime. Amelia had been constantly in the hayfield,
-and the haymakers had constantly wished that she had been anywhere else.
-She mislaid the rakes, nearly killed herself and several other persons
-with a fork, and overturned one haycock after another as fast as they
-were made. At tea time it was hoped that she would depart, but she
-teased her mamma to have the tea brought into the field, and her mamma
-said, “The poor child must have a treat sometimes,” and so it was
-brought out.
-
-After this she fell off the haycart, and was a good deal shaken, but not
-hurt. So she was taken indoors, and the haymakers worked hard and
-cleared the field, all but a few cocks which were left till the morning.
-
-The sun set, the dew fell, the moon rose. It was a lovely night. Amelia
-peeped from behind the blinds of the drawing-room windows, and saw four
-haycocks, each with a deep shadow reposing at its side. The rest of the
-field was swept clean, and looked pale in the moonshine. It was a lovely
-night.
-
-“I want to go out,” said Amelia. “They will take away those cocks before
-I can get at them in the morning, and there will be no more jumping and
-tumbling. I shall go out and have some fun now.”
-
-“My dear Amelia, you must not,” said her mamma; and her papa added, “I
-won’t hear of it.” So Amelia went upstairs to grumble to nurse; but
-nurse only said, “Now, my dear Miss Amelia, do go quietly to bed, like a
-dear love. The field is all wet with dew. Besides, it’s a moonlight
-night, and who knows what’s abroad? You might see the fairies—bless us
-and sain us!—and what not. There’s been a magpie hopping up and down
-near the house all day, and that’s a sign of ill-luck.”
-
-“I don’t care for magpies,” said Amelia; “I threw a stone at that one
-to-day.”
-
-And she left the nursery, and swung downstairs on the rail of the
-banisters. But she did not go into the drawing-room; she opened the
-front door and went out into the moonshine.
-
-It was a lovely night. But there was something strange about it.
-Everything looked asleep, and yet seemed not only awake but watching.
-There was not a sound, and yet the air seemed full of half sounds. The
-child was quite alone, and yet at every step she fancied some one behind
-her, on one side of her, somewhere, and found it only a rustling leaf or
-a passing shadow. She was soon in the hayfield, where it was just the
-same; so that when she fancied that something green was moving near the
-first haycock she thought very little of it, till, coming closer, she
-plainly perceived by the moonlight a tiny man dressed in green, with a
-tall, pointed hat, and very, very long tips to his shoes, tying his
-shoestring with his foot on a stubble stalk. He had the most wizened of
-faces, and when he got angry with his shoe, he pulled so wry a grimace
-that it was quite laughable. At last he stood up, stepping carefully
-over the stubble, went up to the first haycock, and drawing out a hollow
-grass stalk blew upon it till his cheeks were puffed like footballs. And
-yet there was no sound, only a half-sound, as of a horn blown in the far
-distance, or in a dream. Presently the point of a tall hat, and finally
-just such another little weazened face poked out through the side of the
-haycock.
-
-“Can we hold revel here to-night?” asked the little green man.
-
-“That indeed you cannot,” answered the other; “we have hardly room to
-turn round as it is, with all Amelia’s dirty frocks.”
-
-“Ah, bah!” said the dwarf; and he walked on to the next haycock, Amelia
-cautiously following.
-
-Here he blew again, and a head was put out as before; on which he said—
-
-“Can we hold revel here to-night?”
-
-“How is it possible?” was the reply, “when there is not a place where
-one can so much as set down an acorn cup, for Amelia’s broken victuals.”
-
-“Fie! fie!” said the dwarf, and went on to the third, where all happened
-as before; and he asked the old question—
-
-“Can we hold revel here to-night?”
-
-“Can you dance on glass and crockery shreds?” inquired the other.
-“Amelia’s broken gimcracks are everywhere.”
-
-“Pshaw!” snorted the dwarf, frowning terribly; and when he came to the
-fourth haycock he blew such an angry blast that the grass stalk split
-into seven pieces. But he met with no better success than before. Only
-the point of a hat came through the hay, and a feeble voice piped in
-tones of depression—“The broken threads would entangle our feet. It’s
-all Amelia’s fault. If we could only get hold of her!”
-
-“If she’s wise, she’ll keep as far from these haycocks as she can,”
-snarled the dwarf, angrily; and he shook his fist as much as to say, “If
-she did come, I should not receive her very pleasantly.”
-
-Now with Amelia, to hear that she had better not do something, was to
-make her wish at once to do it; and as she was not at all wanting in
-courage, she pulled the dwarf’s little cloak, just as she would have
-twitched her mother’s shawl, and said (with that sort of snarly whine in
-which spoilt children generally speak), “Why shouldn’t I come to the
-haycocks if I want to? They belong to my papa, and I shall come if I
-like. But you have no business here.”
-
-“Nightshade and hemlock!” ejaculated the little man, “you are not
-lacking in impudence. Perhaps your Sauciness is not quite aware how
-things are distributed in this world?” saying which he lifted his
-pointed shoes and began to dance and sing—
-
- “All under the sun belongs to men,
- And all under the moon to the fairies.
- So, so, so! Ho, ho, ho!
- All under the moon to the fairies.”
-
-As he sang “Ho, ho, ho!” the little man turned head over heels; and
-though by this time Amelia would gladly have got away, she could not,
-for the dwarf seemed to dance and tumble round her, and always to cut
-off the chance of escape; whilst numberless voices from all around
-seemed to join in the chorus, with—
-
- “So, so, so! Ho, ho, ho!
- All under the moon to the fairies.”
-
-“And now,” said the little man, “to work! And you have plenty of work
-before you, so trip on, to the first haycock.”
-
-“I shan’t!” said Amelia.
-
-“On with you!” repeated the dwarf.
-
-“I won’t!” said Amelia.
-
-But the little man, who was behind her, pinched her funny-bone with his
-lean fingers, and, as everybody knows, that is agony; so Amelia ran on,
-and tried to get away. But when she went too fast, the dwarf trod on her
-heels with his long-pointed shoe, and if she did not go fast enough, he
-pinched her funny-bone. So for once in her life she was obliged to do as
-she was told. As they ran, tall hats and wizened faces were popped out
-on all sides of the haycocks, like blanched almonds on a tipsy cake; and
-whenever the dwarf pinched Amelia, or trod on her heels, they cried “Ho,
-ho, ho!” with such horrible contortions as they laughed, that it was
-hideous to behold.
-
-“Here is Amelia!” shouted the dwarf when they reached the first haycock.
-
-“Ho, ho, ho!” laughed all the others, as they poked out here and there
-from the hay.
-
-“Bring a stock,” said the dwarf; on which the hay was lifted, and out
-ran six or seven dwarfs, carrying what seemed to Amelia to be a little
-girl like herself. And when she looked closer, to her horror and
-surprise the figure was exactly like her—it was her own face, clothes,
-and everything.
-
-“Shall we kick it into the house?” asked the goblins.
-
-“No,” said the dwarf; “lay it down by the haycock. The father and mother
-are coming to seek her now.”
-
-When Amelia heard this she began to shriek for help; but she was pushed
-into the haycock, where her loudest cries sounded like the chirruping of
-a grasshopper.
-
-It was really a fine sight to see the inside of the cock.
-
-Farmers do not like to see flowers in a hayfield, but the fairies do.
-They had arranged all the buttercups, &c., in patterns on the haywalls;
-bunches of meadow-sweet swung from the roof like censers, and perfumed
-the air; and the ox-eye daisies which formed the ceiling gave a light
-like stars. But Amelia cared for none of this. She only struggled to
-peep through the hay, and she did see her father and mother and nurse
-come down the lawn, followed by the other servants, looking for her.
-When they saw the stock they ran to raise it with exclamations of pity
-and surprise. The stock moaned faintly, and Amelia’s mamma wept, and
-Amelia herself shouted with all her might.
-
-“What’s that?” said her mamma. (It is not easy to deceive a mother.)
-
-“Only the grasshoppers, my dear,” said papa. “Let us get the poor child
-home.”
-
-The stock moaned again, and the mother said, “Oh dear! oh
-dear-r-Ramelia!” and followed in tears.
-
-“Rub her eyes,” said the dwarf; on which Amelia’s eyes were rubbed with
-some ointment, and when she took a last peep, she could see that the
-stock was nothing but a hairy imp with a face like the oldest and most
-grotesque of apes.
-
-“——and send her below;” said the dwarf. On which the field opened, and
-Amelia was pushed underground.
-
-She found herself on a sort of open heath, where no houses were to be
-seen. Of course there was no moonshine, and yet it was neither daylight
-nor dark. There was as the light of early dawn, and every sound was at
-once clear and dreamy, like the first sounds of the day coming through
-the fresh air before sunrise. Beautiful flowers crept over the heath,
-whose tints were constantly changing in the subdued light; and as the
-hues changed and blended, the flowers gave forth different perfumes. All
-would have been charming but that at every few paces the paths were
-blocked by large clothes-baskets full of dirty frocks. And the frocks
-were Amelia’s. Torn, draggled, wet, covered with sand, mud, and dirt of
-all kinds, Amelia recognized them.
-
-“You’ve got to wash them all,” said the dwarf, who was behind her as
-usual; “that’s what you’ve come down for—not because your society is
-particularly pleasant. So the sooner you begin the better.”
-
-“I can’t,” said Amelia (she had already learnt that “I won’t” is not an
-answer for every one); “send them up to nurse, and she’ll do them. It is
-her business.”
-
-“What nurse can do she has done, and now it’s time for you to begin,”
-said the dwarf. “Sooner or later the mischief done by spoilt children’s
-wilful disobedience comes back on their own hands. Up to a certain point
-we help them, for we love children, and we are wilful ourselves. But
-there are limits to everything. If you can’t wash your dirty frocks, it
-is time you learnt to do so, if only that you may know what the trouble
-is you impose on other people. _She_ will teach you.”
-
-The dwarf kicked out his foot in front of him, and pointed with his long
-toe to a woman who sat by a fire made upon the heath, where a pot was
-suspended from crossed poles. It was like a bit of a gipsy encampment,
-and the woman seemed to be a real woman, not a fairy—which was the
-case, as Amelia afterwards found. She had lived underground for many
-years, and was the dwarfs’ servant.
-
-And this was how it came about that Amelia had to wash her dirty frocks.
-Let any little girl try to wash one of her dresses; not to half wash it,
-not to leave it stained with dirty water, but to wash it quite clean.
-Let her then try to starch and iron it—in short, to make it look as if
-it had come from the laundress—and she will have some idea of what poor
-Amelia had to learn to do. There was no help for it. When she was
-working she very seldom saw the dwarfs; but if she were idle or
-stubborn, or had any hopes of getting away, one was sure to start up at
-her elbow and pinch her funny-bone, or poke her in the ribs, till she
-did her best. Her back ached with stooping over the wash-tub; her hands
-and arms grew wrinkled with soaking in hot soapsuds, and sore with
-rubbing. Whatever she did not know how to do, the woman of the heath
-taught her. At first, whilst Amelia was sulky, the woman of the heath
-was sharp and cross; but when Amelia became willing and obedient, she
-was good-natured, and even helped her.
-
-The first time that Amelia felt hungry she asked for some food.
-
-“By all means,” said one of the dwarfs; “there is plenty down here which
-belongs to you;” and he led her away till they came to a place like the
-first, except that it was covered with plates of broken meats; all the
-bits of good meat, pie, pudding, bread and butter, &c., that Amelia had
-wasted beforetime.
-
-“I can’t eat cold scraps like these,” said Amelia turning away.
-
-“Then what did you ask for food for before you were hungry?” screamed
-the dwarf, and he pinched her and sent her about her business.
-
-After a while she became so famished that she was glad to beg humbly to
-be allowed to go for food; and she ate a cold chop and the remains of a
-rice pudding with thankfulness. How delicious they tasted! She was
-surprised herself at the good things she had rejected. After a time she
-fancied she would like to warm up some of the cold meat in a pan, which
-the woman of the heath used to cook her own dinner in, and she asked for
-leave to do so.
-
-“You may do anything you like to make yourself comfortable, if you do it
-yourself,” said she; and Amelia, who had been watching her for many
-times, became quite expert in cooking up the scraps.
-
-As there was no real daylight underground, so also there was no night.
-When the old woman was tired she lay down and had a nap, and when she
-thought that Amelia had earned a rest, she allowed her to do the same.
-It was never cold, and it never rained, so they slept on the heath among
-the flowers.
-
-They say that “It’s a long lane that has no turning,” and the hardest
-tasks come to an end some time, and Amelia’s dresses were clean at last;
-but then a more wearisome work was before her. They had to be mended.
-Amelia looked at the jagged rents made by the hedges, the great gaping
-holes in front where she had put her foot through; the torn tucks and
-gathers. First she wept, then she bitterly regretted that she had so
-often refused to do her sewing at home that she was very awkward with
-her needle. Whether she ever would have got through this task alone is
-doubtful, but she had by this time become so well-behaved and willing
-that the old woman was kind to her, and, pitying her blundering
-attempts, she helped her a great deal; whilst Amelia would cook the old
-woman’s victuals, or repeat stories and pieces of poetry to amuse her.
-
-“How glad I am that I ever learnt anything?” thought the poor child;
-“everything one learns seems to come useful some time.”
-
-At last the dresses were finished.
-
-“Do you think I shall be allowed to go home now?” Amelia asked of the
-woman of the heath.
-
-“Not yet,” said she; “you have got to mend the broken gimcracks next.”
-
-“But when I have done all my tasks,” Amelia said; “will they let me go
-then?”
-
-“That depends,” said the woman, and she sat silent over the fire; but
-Amelia wept so bitterly, that she pitied her and said—“Only dry your
-eyes, for the fairies hate tears, and I will tell you all I know and do
-the best for you I can. You see, when you first came you were—excuse
-me!—such an unlicked cub; such a peevish, selfish, wilful, useless, and
-ill-mannered little miss, that neither the fairies nor anybody else were
-likely to keep you any longer than necessary. But now you are such a
-willing, handy, and civil little thing, and so pretty and graceful
-withal, and I think it is very likely that they will want to keep you
-altogether. I think you had better make up your mind to it. They are
-kindly little folk, and will make a pet of you in the end.”
-
-“Oh, no, no!” moaned poor Amelia; “I want to be with my mother, my poor
-dear mother! I want to make up for being a bad child so long. Besides,
-surely that ‘stock,’ as they called her, will want to come back to her
-own people.”
-
-“As to that,” said the woman, “after a time the stock will affect mortal
-illness, and will then take possession of the first black cat she sees,
-and in that shape leave the house, and come home. But the figure that is
-like you will remain lifeless in the bed, and will be duly buried. Then
-your people, believing you to be dead, will never look for you, and you
-will always remain here. However, as this distresses you so, I will give
-you some advice. Can you dance?”
-
-“Yes,” said Amelia; “I did attend pretty well to my dancing lessons. I
-was considered rather clever about it.”
-
-“At any spare moments you find,” continued the woman, “dance, dance all
-your dances, and as well as you can. The dwarfs love dancing.”
-
-“And then?” said Amelia.
-
-“Then, perhaps some night they will take you up to dance with them in
-the meadows above ground.”
-
-“But I could not get away. They would tread on my heels—oh! I could
-never escape them.”
-
-“I know that,” said the woman; “your only chance is this. If ever, when
-dancing in the meadows, you can find a four-leaved clover, hold it in
-your hand and wish to be at home. Then no one can stop you. Meanwhile I
-advise you to seem happy, and they may think you are content, and have
-forgotten the world. And dance, above all, dance!”
-
-And Amelia, not to be behindhand, began then and there to dance some
-pretty figures on the heath. As she was dancing the dwarf came by.
-
-“Ho, ho!” said he, “you can dance, can you?”
-
-“When I am happy, I can,” said Amelia, performing several graceful
-movements as she spoke.
-
-“What are you pleased about now?” snapped the dwarf, suspiciously.
-
-“Have I not reason?” said Amelia. “The dresses are washed and mended.”
-
-“Then up with them!” returned the dwarf. On which half a dozen elves
-popped the whole lot into a big basket and kicked them up into the
-world, where they found their way to the right wardrobes somehow.
-
-As the woman of the heath had said, Amelia was soon set to a new task.
-When she bade the old woman farewell, she asked if she could do nothing
-for her if ever she got at liberty herself.
-
-“Can I do nothing to get you back to your old home?” Amelia cried, for
-she thought of others now as well as herself.
-
-“No, thank you,” returned the old woman; “I am used to this, and do not
-care to return. I have been here a long time—how long I do not know;
-for as there is neither daylight nor dark we have no measure of
-time—long, I am sure, very long. The light and noise up yonder would
-now be too much for me. But I wish you well, and, above all, remember to
-dance!”
-
-The new scene of Amelia’s labors was a more rocky part of the heath,
-where grey granite boulders served for seats and tables, and sometimes
-for workshops and anvils, as in one place, where a grotesque and grimy
-old dwarf sat forging rivets to mend china and glass. A fire in a hollow
-of the boulder served for a forge, and on the flatter part was his
-anvil. The rocks were covered in all directions with the knick-knacks,
-ornaments, &c., that Amelia had at various times destroyed.
-
-“If you please, sir,” she said to the dwarf, “I am Amelia.”
-
-The dwarf left off blowing at his forge and looked at her.
-
-“Then I wonder you’re not ashamed of yourself,” said he.
-
-“I am ashamed of myself,” said poor Amelia, “very much ashamed. I should
-like to mend these things if I can.”
-
-“Well, you can’t say more than that,” said the dwarf, in a mollified
-tone, for he was a kindly little creature; “bring that china bowl here,
-and I’ll show you how to set to work.”
-
-Poor Amelia did not get on very fast, but she tried her best. As to the
-dwarf, it was truly wonderful to see how he worked. Things seemed to
-mend themselves at his touch, and he was so proud of his skill, and so
-particular, that he generally did over again the things which Amelia had
-done after her fashion. The first time he gave her a few minutes in
-which to rest and amuse herself, she held out her little skirt, and
-began one of her prettiest dances.
-
-“Rivets and trivets!” shrieked the little man, “How you dance! It is
-charming! I say it is charming! On with you! Fa, la fa! La, fa la! It
-gives me the fidgets in my shoe points to see you!” and forthwith down
-he jumped, and began capering about.
-
-“I am a good dancer myself,” said the little man, “Do you know the ‘Hop,
-Skip, and Jump’ dance?”
-
-“I do not think I do,” said Amelia.
-
-“It is much admired,” said the dwarf, “when I dance it;” and he
-thereupon tucked up the little leathern apron in which he worked, and
-performed some curious antics on one leg.
-
-“That is the Hop,” he observed, pausing for a moment.
-
-“The Skip is thus. You throw out your left leg as high and as far as you
-can, and as you drop on the toe of your left foot you fling out the
-right leg in the same manner, and so on. This is the Jump,” with which
-he turned a somersault and disappeared from view. When Amelia next saw
-him he was sitting cross-legged on his boulder.
-
-“Good, wasn’t it?” he said.
-
-“Wonderful!” Amelia replied.
-
-“Now it’s your turn again,” said the dwarf.
-
-But Amelia cunningly replied—“I’m afraid I must go on with my work.”
-
-“Pshaw!” said the little tinker. “Give me your work. I can do more in a
-minute than you in a month, and better to boot. Now dance again.”
-
-“Do you know this?” said Amelia, and she danced a few paces of a polka
-mazurka.
-
-“Admirable!” cried the little man. “Stay”—and he drew an old violin
-from behind the rock; “now dance again, and mark the time well, so that
-I may catch the measure, and then I will accompany you.”
-
-Which accordingly he did, improvising a very spirited tune, which had,
-however, the peculiar subdued and weird effect of all the other sounds
-in this strange region.
-
-“The fiddle came from up yonder,” said the little man. “It was smashed
-to atoms in the world and thrown away. But ho, ho, ho! There is nothing
-that I cannot mend, and a mended fiddle is an amended fiddle. It
-improves the tone. Now teach me that dance, and I will patch up all the
-rest of the gimcracks. Is it a bargain?”
-
-“By all means,” said Amelia; and she began to explain the dance to the
-best of her ability.
-
-“Charming! charming!” cried the dwarf. “We have no such dance ourselves.
-We only dance hand in hand, and round and round, when we dance together.
-Now I will learn the step, and then I will put my arm round your waist
-and dance with you.”
-
-Amelia looked at the dwarf. He was very smutty, and old, and weazened.
-Truly, a queer partner! But “handsome is that handsome does;” and he had
-done her a good turn. So when he had learnt the step, he put his arm
-round Amelia’s waist, and they danced together. His shoe points were
-very much in the way, but otherwise he danced very well.
-
-Then he set to work on the broken ornaments, and they were all very soon
-“as good as new.” But they were not kicked up into the world, for, as
-the dwarfs said, they would be sure to break on the road. So they kept
-them and used them; and I fear that no benefit came from the little
-tinker’s skill to Amelia’s mamma’s acquaintance in this matter.
-
-“Have I any other tasks?” Amelia inquired.
-
-“One more,” said the dwarfs; and she was led farther on to a smooth
-mossy green, thickly covered with what looked like bits of broken
-thread. One would think it had been a milliner’s work-room from the
-first invention of needles and thread.
-
-“What are these?” Amelia asked.
-
-“They are the broken threads of all the conversations you have
-interrupted,” was the reply; “and pretty dangerous work it is to dance
-here now, with threads getting round one’s shoe points. Dance a hornpipe
-in a herring-net, and you’ll know what it is!”
-
-Amelia began to pick up the threads, but it was tedious work. She had
-cleared a yard or two, and her back was aching terribly, when she heard
-the fiddle and the mazurka behind her; and looking round she saw the old
-dwarf, who was playing away, and making the most hideous grimaces as his
-chin pressed the violin.
-
-“Dance, my lady, dance!” he shouted.
-
-“I do not think I can,” said Amelia; “I am so weary with stooping over
-my work.”
-
-“Then rest a few minutes,” he answered, “and I will play you a jig. A
-jig is a beautiful dance, such life, such spirit! So!”
-
-And he played faster and faster, his arm, his face, his fiddle-bow all
-seemed working together; and as he played, the threads danced themselves
-into three heaps.
-
-“That is not bad, is it?” said the dwarf; “and now for our own dance,”
-and he played the mazurka. “Get the measure well into your head. Lâ, la
-fa lâ! Lâ, la fa lâ! So!”
-
-And throwing away his fiddle, he caught Amelia round the waist, and they
-danced as before. After which, she had no difficulty in putting the
-three heaps of thread into a basket.
-
-“Where are these to be kicked to?” asked the young goblins.
-
-“To the four winds of heaven,” said the old dwarf. “There are very few
-drawing-room conversations worth putting together a second time. They
-are not like old china bowls.”
-
-
- BY MOONLIGHT.
-
-Thus Amelia’s tasks were ended; but not a word was said of her return
-home. The dwarfs were now very kind, and made so much of her that it was
-evident that they meant her to remain with them. Amelia often cooked for
-them, and she danced and played with them, and never showed a sign of
-discontent; but her heart ached for home, and when she was alone she
-would bury her face in the flowers and cry for her mother.
-
-One day she overheard the dwarfs in consultation.
-
-“The moon is full to-morrow,” said one—(“Then I have been a month down
-here,” thought Amelia; “it was full moon that night”)—“shall we dance
-in the Mary Meads?”
-
-“By all means,” said the old tinker dwarf; “and we will take Amelia, and
-dance my dance.”
-
-“Is it safe?” said another.
-
-“Look how content she is,” said the old dwarf; “and, oh! how she dances;
-my feet tickle at the bare thought.”
-
-“The ordinary run of mortals do not see us,” continued the objector;
-“but she is visible to any one. And there are men and women who wander
-in the moonlight, and the Mary Meads are near her old home.”
-
-“I will make her a hat of touchwood,” said the old dwarf, “so that even
-if she is seen it will look like a will-o’-the-wisp bobbing up and down.
-If she does not come, I will not. I must dance my dance. You do not know
-what it is! We two alone move together with a grace which even here is
-remarkable. But when I think that up yonder we shall have attendant
-shadows echoing our movements, I long for the moment to arrive.”
-
-“So be it,” said the others; and Amelia wore the touchwood hat, and went
-up with them to the Mary Meads.
-
-Amelia and the dwarf danced the mazurka, and their shadows, now as short
-as themselves, then long and gigantic, danced beside them. As the moon
-went down, and the shadows lengthened, the dwarf was in raptures.
-
-“When one sees how colossal one’s very shadow is,” he remarked, “one
-knows one’s true worth. You also have a good shadow. We are partners in
-the dance, and I think we will be partners for life. But I have not
-fully considered the matter, so this is not to be regarded as a formal
-proposal.” And he continued to dance, singing, “Lâ, la, fa, lâ, lâ, la,
-fa, lâ.” It was highly admired.
-
-The Mary Meads lay a little below the house where Amelia’s parents
-lived, and once during the night her father, who was watching by the
-sick bed of the stock, looked out of the window.
-
-“How lovely the moonlight is!” he murmured; “but, dear me! there is a
-will-o’-the-wisp yonder. I had no idea the Mary Meads were so damp.”
-Then he pulled the blind down and went back into the room.
-
-As for poor Amelia, she found no four-leaved clover, and at cockcrow
-they all went underground.
-
-“We will dance on Hunch Hill to-morrow,” said the dwarfs.
-
-All went as before; not a clover plant of any kind did Amelia see, and
-at cockcrow the revel broke up.
-
-On the following night they danced in the hayfield. The old stubble was
-now almost hidden by green clover. There was a grand fairy dance—a
-round dance, which does not mean, as with us, a dance for two partners,
-but a dance where all join hands and dance round and round in a circle
-with appropriate antics. Round they went, faster and faster, the pointed
-shoes now meeting in the centre like the spokes of a wheel now kicked
-out behind like spikes, and then scamper, caper, hurry! They seemed to
-fly, when suddenly the ring broke at one corner, and nothing being
-stronger than its weakest point, the whole circle were sent flying over
-the field.
-
-“Ho, ho, ho!” laughed the dwarfs, for they are good-humored little folk,
-and do not mind a tumble.
-
-“Ha, ha, ha!” laughed Amelia, for she had fallen with her fingers on a
-four-leaved clover.
-
-She put it behind her back, for the old tinker dwarf was coming up to
-her, wiping the mud from his face with his leathern apron.
-
-“Now for our dance!” he shrieked. “And I have made up my mind—partners
-now and partners always. You are incomparable. For three hundred years I
-have not met with your equal.”
-
-But Amelia held the four-leaved clover above her head, and cried from
-her very heart—“I want to go home!”
-
-The dwarf gave a hideous yell of disappointment, and at this instant the
-stock came stumbling head over heels into the midst, crying—“Oh! the
-pills, the powders, and the draughts! oh, the lotions and embrocations!
-oh, the blisters, the poultices, and the plasters! men may well be so
-short-lived!”
-
-And Amelia found herself in bed in her own home.
-
-
- AT HOME AGAIN.
-
-By the side of Amelia’s bed stood a little table, on which were so many
-big bottles of medicine, that Amelia smiled to think of all the stock
-must have had to swallow during the month past. There was an open Bible
-on it too, in which Amelia’s mother was reading, whilst tears trickled
-slowly down her pale cheeks. The poor lady looked so thin and ill, so
-worn with sorrow and watching, that Amelia’s heart smote her, as if some
-one had given her a sharp blow.
-
-“Mamma, mamma! Mother, my dear, dear, mother!”
-
-The tender, humble, loving tone of voice was so unlike Amelia’s old
-imperious snarl, that her mother hardly recognized it; and when she saw
-Amelia’s eyes full of intelligence instead of the delirium of fever, and
-that (though older and thinner and rather pale) she looked wonderfully
-well, the poor worn-out lady could hardly restrain herself from falling
-into hysterics for very joy.
-
-“Dear mamma, I want to tell you all about it,” said Amelia, kissing the
-kind hand that stroked her brow.
-
-But it appeared that the doctor had forbidden conversation; and though
-Amelia knew it would do her no harm, she yielded to her mother’s wish
-and lay still and silent.
-
-“Now, my love, it is time to take your medicine.”
-
-But Amelia pleaded—“Oh, mamma, indeed I don’t want any medicine. I am
-quite well, and would like to get up.”
-
-“Ah, my dear child!” cried her mother, “what I have suffered in inducing
-you to take your medicine, and yet see what good it has done you.”
-
-“I hope you will never suffer any more from my wilfulness,” said Amelia;
-and she swallowed two tablespoonfuls of a mixture labelled, “To be well
-shaken before taken,” without even a wry face.
-
-Presently the doctor came.
-
-“You’re not so very angry at the sight of me to-day my little lady, eh?”
-he said.
-
-“I have not seen you for a long time,” said Amelia; “but I know you have
-been here, attending a stock who looked like me. If your eyes had been
-touched with fairy ointment, however, you would have been aware that it
-was a fairy imp, and a very ugly one, covered with hair. I have been
-living in terror lest it should go back underground in the shape of a
-black cat. However, thanks to the four-leaved clover, and the old woman
-of the heath, I am at home again.”
-
-On hearing this rhodomontade, Amelia’s mother burst into tears, for she
-thought the poor child was still raving with fever. But the doctor
-smiled pleasantly, and said—“Ay, ay, to be sure,” with a little nod, as
-one should say, “We know all about it;” and laid two fingers in a casual
-manner on Amelia’s wrist.
-
-“But she is wonderfully better, madam,” he said afterwards to her mamma;
-“the brain has been severely tried, but she is marvellously improved: in
-fact, it is an effort of nature, a most favorable effort, and we can but
-assist the rally; we will change the medicine.” Which he did, and very
-wisely assisted nature with a bottle of pure water flavored with
-tincture of roses.
-
-“And it was so very kind of him to give me his directions in poetry,”
-said Amelia’s mamma; “for I told him my memory, which is never good,
-seemed going completely, from anxiety, and if I had done anything wrong
-just now, I should never had forgiven myself. And I always found poetry
-easier to remember than prose,”—which puzzled everybody, the doctor
-included, till it appeared that she had ingeniously discovered a rhyme
-in his orders
-
- ‘To be kept cool and quiet,
- With light nourishing diet.’
-
-Under which treatment Amelia was soon pronounced to be well.
-
-She made another attempt to relate her adventures, but she found that
-not even the nurse would believe in them.
-
-“Why you told me yourself I might meet with the fairies,” said Amelia,
-reproachfully.
-
-“So I did, my dear,” nurse replied, “and they say that it’s that put it
-into your head. And I’m sure what you say about the dwarfs and all is as
-good as a printed book, though you can’t think that ever I would have
-let any dirty clothes store up like that, let alone your frocks, my
-dear. But for pity sake, Miss Amelia, don’t go on about it to your
-mother, for she thinks you’ll never get your senses right again, and she
-has fretted enough about you, poor lady; and nursed you night and day
-till she is nigh worn out. And anybody can see you’ve been ill, miss,
-you’ve grown so, and look paler and older like. Well, to be sure, as you
-say, if you’d been washing and working for a month in a place without a
-bit of sun, or a bed to lie on, and scraps to eat, it would be enough to
-do it; and many’s the poor child that has to, and gets worn and old
-before her time. But, my dear, whatever you think, give in to your
-mother; you’ll never repent giving in to your mother, my dear, the
-longest day you live.”
-
-So Amelia kept her own counsel. But she had one confidant.
-
-When her parents brought the stock home on the night of Amelia’s visit
-to the haycocks, the bull-dog’s conduct had been most strange. His usual
-good-humor appeared to have been exchanged for incomprehensible fury,
-and he was with difficulty prevented from flying at the stock, who on
-her part showed an anger and dislike fully equal to his.
-
-Finally the bull-dog had been confined in the stable, where he remained
-the whole month, uttering from time to time such howls, with his snub
-nose in the air, that poor nurse quite gave up hope of Amelia’s
-recovery.
-
-“For indeed, my dear, they do say that a howling dog is a sign of death,
-and it was more than I could abear.”
-
-But the day after Amelia’s return, as nurse was leaving the room with a
-tray which had carried some of the light nourishing diet ordered by the
-doctor, she was knocked down, tray and all, by the bull-dog, who came
-tearing into the room, dragging a chain and dirty rope after him, and
-nearly choked by the desperate efforts which had finally effected his
-escape from the stable. And he jumped straight on the end of Amelia’s
-bed, where he lay, _thudding_ with his tail, and giving short whines of
-ecstacy. And as Amelia begged that he might be left, and as it was
-evident that he would bite any one who tried to take him away, he became
-established as chief nurse. When Amelia’s meals were brought to the
-bedside on a tray, he kept a fixed eye on the plates, as if to see if
-her appetite were improving. And he would even take a snack himself,
-with an air of great affability.
-
-And when Amelia told him her story, she could see by his eyes, and his
-nose, and his ears, and his tail, and the way he growled whenever the
-stock was mentioned, that he knew all about it. As, on the other hand,
-he had no difficulty in conveying to her by sympathetic whines the
-sentiment “Of course I would have helped you if I could; but they tied
-me up, and this disgusting old rope has taken me a month to worry
-through.”
-
-So, in spite of the past, Amelia grew up good and gentle, unselfish and
-considerate for others. She was unusually clever, as those who have been
-with the “Little People” are said always to be.
-
-And she became so popular with her mother’s acquaintances that they
-said—“We will no longer call her Amelia, for it was a name we learnt to
-dislike, but we will call her Amy, that is to say, ‘Beloved.’”
-
- * * * * * *
-
-“And did my godmother’s grandmother believe that Amelia had really been
-with the fairies, or did she think it was all fever ravings?”
-
-“That, indeed, she never said, but she always observed that it was a
-pleasant tale with a good moral, which was surely enough for anybody.”
-
-
- THE END.
-
- * * * * *
-
-
-
-
- SPOONS
-
-
- BY FRANCES HENSHAW BADEN
-
-The clear, smooth brow of Mrs. St. James clouded and contracted
-unmistakably. As she stood at the window, her eyes wandering about the
-beautiful grounds surrounding her home, they rested on two figures
-seated in a rustic arbor. They were her daughter Alice and young Gerald
-Clifton. Now Mrs. St. James would have preferred seeing any other of the
-young gentlemen of her acquaintance with Alice, than the present one.
-She turned impatiently from the window, saying:
-
-“My remonstrance is useless. She is perfectly infatuated—and her father
-scarcely less so. I can’t imagine what he is thinking about. He has not
-a care about his child making a brilliant match. There is Albert Hyde,
-young Lord Clavering, and half a dozen others, any of whom she could
-marry; all eligible, and should be considered really more desirable and
-worthy. But no—this young man, with neither wealth nor position, has, I
-fear, secured the hearts of both Alice and her father. And I really
-think, unless something providential prevents, she will marry him.”
-
-The lovely Alice, quite unconscious of the unfavorable eyes which had
-lingered on them, was listening with delight to a beautiful poem her
-lover was reading. Suddenly he closed the book, and looking earnestly on
-his companion, said:
-
-“Your mother dislikes me very much, Alice. I fear I shall never win her
-favor.”
-
-“No, no, not dislikes you; but there are others she likes better,
-perhaps. But papa will yet win her over. He loves you, and mamma dearly
-loves him. So in time all will be well,” answered Alice, with a sweet,
-assuring smile.
-
-“I trust so, Alice. And in time I will prove worthy of your love and
-your father’s confidence. I will make a name for you, love, with
-heaven’s blessing.”
-
-A week or so after, Sydney St. James was returning home from his
-editorial office. He had had a harassing day, and was very tired. He
-wanted rest, and a quiet evening; saying to himself, “I trust we shall
-have no company, unless Gerald; he never wearies me. Bless the boy! I am
-growing strangely fond of him!” He entered the house, made his way to
-the parlor, where he was accustomed to find his family. Alas! for his
-hopes of rest and quiet. There, instead of the usual pleasant greeting
-from his wife, the bright smile and loving embrace of his daughter, he
-found the first very much excited, with flashing eyes and glowing
-cheeks; the latter sobbing, her face hidden in the cushion of the sofa.
-Hastily approaching her, he raised her head tenderly and asked:
-
-“What is it, love?”
-
-Another rush of tears; then her head nestled in her father’s bosom.
-
-“What has happened?” he asked, in real anxiety looking to his wife.
-
-“Well, I always knew something was wrong about him, and how very
-presumptuous he was; but I never did suppose he would descend to such a
-low, crim—”
-
-“Mamma! oh! don’t, pray!” sobbed Alice.
-
-“He! Who? What is it?” asked Mr. St. James, growing more and more
-anxious.
-
-“Well, your great favorite, Mr. Clifton, was here at noon, to take leave
-of Alice, before leaving for Scotland. We were about going out shopping
-when he came; so of course were detained. I drew off my gloves, and laid
-them, with my porte-monnaie, handkerchief and sunshade, on the center
-table. I saw him take up the porte-monnaie, and look at it; I thought
-just admiring it. You know it was that pearl and inlaid one you gave me
-at Christmas. Well, after a little while I went into the next room,
-immediately returning when I heard him about leaving. I bade him good-by
-in the hall, and proceeded to draw on my gloves again, intending to go
-on our proposed excursion. I missed the porte-monnaie; but, thinking
-Alice had put it in her pocket, I was not anxious. When she was again
-ready to start, I said:
-
-“‘You have the money?’
-
-“‘No,’ she replied.
-
-“We began to look about, but our hunt was in vain. You can readily
-arrive at the conclusion, and the cause of Alice’s mortification and
-grief,” said Mrs. St. James, in a manner and tone that looked and
-sounded very much like she was rather glad of it.
-
-“And do you for a moment imagine, or would have me, that Clifton—” Mr.
-St. James hesitated.
-
-“Stole it? Certainly.”
-
-Another sob from Alice, with the cry:
-
-“Don’t—don’t, mamma!”
-
-“Tut, tut, tut, wife. Hush, Alice, love. There is some mistake. I’d risk
-all my worldly possessions—aye, and my life—on Gerald’s honesty and
-noble nature,” said Mr. St. James.
-
-“You would lose both, then. There is no mistake, my dear. You know he
-has been much embarrassed in money matters. I know no one entered this
-room but him; and I know the porte-monnaie is gone, and in it a hundred
-pounds. You can call it by what name you choose. I have my own idea
-about the matter. However, should you put it in the mildest form,
-kleptomania would not be a very desirable acquisition to our family.
-Alice, I think, feels fully sensible of that. Why you have thought so
-much of him I cannot tell.”
-
-“Why?” and the dark brown eyes of Sydney St. James grew more earnest,
-and glowed with a tender, loving light; and in a voice full of emotion,
-he said: “Why? Because I, who have no son of my own, see in this young
-man a reproduction of myself—the struggles of my youth. So much he
-brings to my mind those years of trial—oh, those long, weary
-heart-sickening years!—when, alone in my humble, cheerless room, I
-brewed my own coffee, broiled my chops, and worked—worked, day and
-night, so long before I could get any production accepted, and then for
-many months after, before I received any remuneration. And then how
-small it was! how meagerly dealt out! Aye, and in the very act of which
-you accuse him, most forcibly I see the great resemblance between us.
-
-“At the time when the ‘Prison Reform Bill’ was very much engrossing the
-public mind, my fortunes took a favorable turn. I wrote a leader on that
-subject. It was published, and although I am sure it was no better than
-many I had written before, pleased the people. A few days after, when in
-the office of the editor of the journal in which my productions were
-principally published, that gentleman handed me a note, which opening I
-found was from the Secretary of the Premier, saying his lordship would
-be pleased to see me, and appointing the next day for my call. Lord
-Cedarcliff received me most kindly, complimenting me on that article,
-that really proved the making of my present success. That call was the
-beginning of my intimacy with his lordship. A few days after, I was
-invited to a dinner party given by Lord Cedarcliff. There I met many of
-the noble and distinguished men of the time. It was my first dinner
-party, and naturally I was considerably embarrassed. However, his
-lordship’s kindness, and the marked attention of many of his guests,
-placed me more at ease. During the dinner, Lord Cedarcliff called our
-attention to a gold spoon, curiously wrought and very valuable. It was
-said to have belonged to the camp equipage of Napoleon. The conversation
-then, from the Emperor and his battles, naturally turned to those of the
-Crimea, and the prolonged siege of Sebastopol. Several of the gentlemen
-expressed their views as to how the city might have been taken; and I,
-considerably excited by the wine, and like most young men, possessing my
-full share of egotism, had my ideas about the matter. So I began to
-explain how Sebastopol might have been taken very speedily. With the
-handle of the Emperor’s spoon, I marked my plan on the table-cloth.
-After a little I became conscious that a silence more than profound,
-really painful, had fallen upon the company. I felt confident it could
-not have been occasioned by their great interest in my theme. I had
-wearied them, most likely, or perhaps I had said or done something very
-_outré_. The embarrassment was somewhat relieved by his lordship’s
-making the move for our adjournment to the drawing-room. There, however,
-I could not fail to observe that I had in some way lost favor. His
-lordship was _too_ polite, frigidly so. In truth, the whole atmosphere
-seemed changed. At length I excused myself, and left, sadly mystified as
-to the change, in not only his lordship’s treatment of me, but likewise
-of most of his guests.
-
-“A few days after, I called on Lord Cedarcliff, but was told by the
-butler that his lordship was engaged; again, the next day, with the same
-result; a third time, with no better success. Determining to press the
-matter a little, and find out, if possible, what such treatment meant, I
-asked:
-
-“‘When can I see his lordship?’
-
-“Judge of my mortification, when the butler replied:
-
-“‘It will not be agreeable for his lordship to receive Mr. St. James
-now, or at any future time.’
-
-“I could not imagine what I had done to merit such a change in the
-Premier’s kind feeling. In vain I asked myself, over and over, ‘What did
-I say or do at the dinner-table?’ for I was sensible the change took
-place there.
-
-“That evening I was engaged to go with a friend to the opera. I felt in
-no mood for such enjoyment, I was so depressed by my reception at the
-Premier’s mansion. However, my friend would not excuse me, and so I
-began getting ready to accompany him. Taking from the closet my only
-dress coat—indeed, I may say, my only respectable one—which was kept
-for great occasions, I began to brush and dust it—I had not worn it
-since the Premier’s dinner party. While thus engaged, the brush struck
-against something in the pocket. Putting my hand in to ascertain what it
-was, I drew out—oh, horror!—the Emperor’s golden spoon!
-
-“The mystery was solved, then. I had pocketed that spoon while seated at
-his lordship’s table. Many times—in fact, I was accustomed, when deeply
-interested in conversation, to pocket pens, pencils, knives,
-handkerchiefs and napkins; but never before anything of much value. For
-a moment I was so overwhelmed with mortification I could only gaze
-wildly from the spoon to my friend. Then, hurriedly pulling on my coat,
-I caught up my hat, still grasping the spoon, rushed out of the room,
-down the stairs, and into the street. My companion started to follow me,
-calling out:
-
-“‘St. James, are you mad? Stop! I must go with you!’
-
-“I stopped not nor deigned a word of reply, but rushed on through the
-streets until I reached the Premier’s dwelling. I rang the bell, and
-when the butler opened the door, I said:
-
-“‘I must see his lordship. Tell him it is a matter of life and death!’
-
-“My excited manner testified to the urgency of my case, so the man
-turned to do my bidding. With quick, noiseless steps I followed behind
-him. He opened the door of his lordship’s sanctum, but before he opened
-his mouth to speak, I rushed past him, and up to the nobleman’s side,
-exclaiming:
-
-“‘My lord, here is your spoon—that Emperor’s spoon! On my honor—’
-Excited as I was, I could detect a curl of the haughty lip, as if to
-signify his lordship’s doubt of my possessing that quality. ‘Ah, I fear
-you think I know nothing of such a feeling,’ I continued; ‘but, as
-heaven hears me, I had no more idea of having taken that spoon, until
-fifteen minutes ago, than your lordship has now of having purloined the
-crown jewels.’
-
-“My look, words and manner enforced conviction. After an instant his
-lordship grasped my hand, saying:
-
-“‘I believe you, St. James. I wonder, now, how I could ever have doubted
-you. I might have known how it was.’
-
-“So excited had I been, I failed to notice the room had other occupants.
-A merry laugh reached my ear. Turning, I saw several gentlemen who were
-present at the dinner party. They came forward, each grasping my hand
-cordially, and apologizing for their suspicions. The story was told many
-times after, and afforded considerable amusement. And after a while I
-could join in the laugh; but for a long time it was a very sore subject.
-
-“Now, Alice, love, rest easy. I’ll answer for Gerald. We will hear from
-him before long; just as soon as he has made the discovery. Come, smile,
-now; and—Ah, there is the dinner bell. I cannot have a clouded face
-near me. It will take away my appetite.”
-
-Alice tried to smile, but it proved a poor apology for one.
-
-They were just about entering the dining-room, when a servant met them,
-holding out an envelope, saying:
-
-“A telegram, sir.”
-
-Quickly opening which, Mr. St. James exclaimed joyously:
-
-“Ah, I knew it! It is from Gerald.”
-
-It was from Peterborough, addressed to Mr. St. James, and read:
-
- “Took, by mistake, an article of value from your house. Will
- return with it by the next train.”
-
-“Bless the boy! How could you have doubted him, Alice? _You_, of all
-others! I can scarcely forgive you,” her father said, affectionately
-chiding her.
-
-Alice’s face was radiant with smiles then, and she whispered in her
-father’s ear:
-
-“Gerald will.”
-
-A few hours more and young Clifton was with them, and the porte-monnaie
-restored to the owner. The event served to bind more firmly the
-affection of Mr. St. James to his favorite, who, in a year after, became
-his son-in-law and in time not only fulfilled the great expectation of
-St. James, but quite reconciled Mrs. St. James to the fact of Alice’s
-husband bearing no lordly title, but one won by his own merit. And that
-worthy lady has been more cautious in pronouncing so decidedly upon the
-actions of _literary_ folk, since the event of the missing porte-monnaie
-and the hearing of her husband’s story; and she is often heard to say
-now, that “deep thinkers, who are nearly all the time planning the
-future, cannot be expected to be anything else than absent-minded. In
-fact, it is a positive proof of a great mind.”
-
- THE END.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Transcriber’s Notes:
-
-Archaic spellings and hyphenation have been retained. Inconsistencies in
-spelling and hyphenation have been retained. A few obvious typesetting
-and punctuation errors have been corrected without note.
-
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