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+MEMOIRS OF EXTRAORDINARY POPULAR DELUSIONS
+
+BY CHARLES MACKAY
+
+AUTHOR OF
+
+"THE THAMES AND ITS TRIBUTARIES,"
+"THE HOPE OF THE WORLD," ETC.
+
+"Il est bon de connaitre les delires de l'esprit humain.
+Chaque people a ses folies plus ou moins grossieres."
+ MILLOT
+
+VOL I.
+
+LONDON:
+RICHARD BENTLEY, NEW BURLINGTON STREET.
+PUBLISHER IN ORDINARY TO HER MAJESTY.
+1841.
+
+
+CONTENTS OF THE FIRST VOLUME
+
+THE MISSISSIPPI SCHEME
+THE SOUTH SEA BUBBLE
+THE TULIPOMANIA
+RELICS
+MODERN PROPHECIES
+POPULAR ADMIRATION FOR GREAT THIEVES
+INFLUENCE OF POLITICS AND RELIGION ON THE HAIR AND BEARD
+DUELS AND 0RDEALS
+THE LOVE OF THE MARVELOUS AND THE DISBELIEF OF THE TRUE
+POPULAR FOLLIES IN GREAT CITIES
+THE O. P. MANIA
+THE THUGS, OR PHANSIGARS
+
+
+
+
+
+NATIONAL DELUSIONS.
+
+N'en deplaise a ces fous nommes sages de Grece;
+En ce monde il n'est point de parfaite sagesse;
+Tous les hommes sont fous, et malgre tous leurs soins,
+Ne different entre eux que du plus ou du moins.
+
+BOILEAU.
+
+
+ In reading the history of nations, we find that, like individuals,
+they have their whims and their peculiarities; their seasons of
+excitement and recklessness, when they care not what they do. We find
+that whole communities suddenly fix their minds upon one object, and
+go mad in its pursuit; that millions of people become simultaneously
+impressed with one delusion, and run after it, till their attention is
+caught by some new folly more captivating than the first. We see one
+nation suddenly seized, from its highest to its lowest members, with a
+fierce desire of military glory; another as suddenly becoming crazed
+upon a religious scruple, and neither of them recovering its senses
+until it has shed rivers of blood and sowed a harvest of groans and
+tears, to be reaped by its posterity. At an early age in the annals of
+Europe its population lost their wits about the Sepulchre of Jesus,
+and crowded in frenzied multitudes to the Holy Land: another age went
+mad for fear of the Devil, and offered up hundreds of thousands of
+victims to the delusion of witchcraft. At another time, the many
+became crazed on the subject of the Philosopher's Stone, and committed
+follies till then unheard of in the pursuit. It was once thought a
+venial offence in very many countries of Europe to destroy an enemy by
+slow poison. Persons who would have revolted at the idea of stabbing a
+man to the heart, drugged his pottage without scruple. Ladies of
+gentle birth and manners caught the contagion of murder, until
+poisoning, under their auspices, became quite fashionable. Some
+delusions, though notorious to all the world, have subsisted for ages,
+flourishing as widely among civilized and polished nations as among
+the early barbarians with whom they originated, -- that of duelling, for
+instance, and the belief in omens and divination of the future, which
+seem to defy the progress of knowledge to eradicate entirely from the
+popular mind. Money, again, has often been a cause of the delusion of
+multitudes. Sober nations have all at once become desperate gamblers,
+and risked almost their existence upon the turn of a piece of paper.
+To trace the history of the most prominent of these delusions is the
+object of the present pages. Men, it has been well said, think in
+herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only
+recover their senses slowly, and one by one.
+
+ In the present state of civilization, society has often shown
+itself very prone to run a career of folly from the last-mentioned
+cases. This infatuation has seized upon whole nations in a most
+extraordinary manner. France, with her Mississippi madness, set the
+first great example, and was very soon imitated by England with her
+South Sea Bubble. At an earlier period, Holland made herself still
+more ridiculous in the eyes of the world, by the frenzy which came
+over her people for the love of Tulips. Melancholy as all these
+delusions were in their ultimate results, their history is most
+amusing. A more ludicrous and yet painful spectacle, than that which
+Holland presented in the years 1635 and 1636, or France in 1719 and
+1720, can hardly be imagined. Taking them in the order of their
+importance, we shall commence our history with John Law and the famous
+Mississippi scheme of the years above mentioned.
+
+
+THE MISSISSIPPI SCHEME
+
+Some in clandestine companies combine;
+Erect new stocks to trade beyond the line;
+With air and empty names beguile the town,
+And raise new credits first, then cry 'em down;
+Divide the empty nothing into shares,
+And set the crowd together by the ears.
+
+Defoe.
+
+
+ The personal character and career of one man are so intimately
+connected with the great scheme of the years 1719 and 1720, that a
+history of the Mississippi madness can have no fitter introduction
+than a sketch of the life of its great author, John Law. Historians
+are divided in opinion as to whether they should designate him a knave
+or a madman. Both epithets were unsparingly applied to him in his
+lifetime, and while the unhappy consequences of his projects were
+still deeply felt. Posterity, however, has found reason to doubt the
+justice of the accusation, and to confess that John Law was neither
+knave nor madman, but one more deceived than deceiving; more sinned
+against than sinning. He was thoroughly acquainted with the philosophy
+and true principles of credit. He understood the monetary question
+better than any man of his day; and if his system fell with a crash so
+tremendous, it was not so much his fault as that of the people amongst
+whom he had erected it. He did not calculate upon the avaricious
+frenzy of a whole nation; he did not see that confidence, like
+mistrust, could be increased, almost ad infinitum, and that hope was
+as extravagant as fear. How was he to foretell that the French people,
+like the man in the fable, would kill, in their frantic eagerness, the
+fine goose he had brought to lay them so many golden eggs? His fate
+was like that which may be supposed to have overtaken the first
+adventurous boatman who rowed from Erie to Ontario. Broad and smooth
+was the river on which he embarked; rapid and pleasant was his
+progress; and who was to stay him in his career? Alas for him! the
+cataract was nigh. He saw, when it was too late, that the tide which
+wafted him so joyously along was a tide of destruction; and when he
+endeavoured to retrace his way, he found that the current was too
+strong for his weak efforts to stem, and that he drew nearer every
+instant to the tremendous falls. Down he went over the sharp rocks,
+and the waters with him. He was dashed to pieces with his bark, but
+the waters, maddened and turned to foam by the rough descent, only
+boiled and bubbled for a time, and then flowed on again as smoothly as
+ever. Just so it was with Law and the French people. He was the
+boatman and they were the waters.
+
+ John Law was born at Edinburgh in the year 1671. His father was
+the younger son of an ancient family in Fife, and carried on the
+business of a goldsmith and banker. He amassed considerable wealth in
+his trade, sufficient to enable him to gratify the wish, so common
+among his countrymen, of adding a territorial designation to his name.
+He purchased with this view the estates of Lauriston and Randleston,
+on the Frith of Forth on the borders of West and Mid Lothian, and was
+thenceforth known as Law of Lauriston. The subject of our memoir,
+being the eldest son, was received into his father's counting-house at
+the age of fourteen, and for three years laboured hard to acquire an
+insight into the principles of banking, as then carried on in
+Scotland. He had always manifested great love for the study of
+numbers, and his proficiency in the mathematics was considered
+extraordinary in one of his tender years. At the age of seventeen he
+was tall, strong, and well made; and his face, although deeply scarred
+with the small-pox, was agreeable in its expression, and full of
+intelligence. At this time he began to neglect his business, and
+becoming vain of his person, indulged in considerable extravagance of
+attire. He was a great favourite with the ladies, by whom he was
+called Beau Law, while the other sex, despising his foppery, nicknamed
+him Jessamy John. At the death of his father, which happened in 1688,
+he withdrew entirely from the desk, which had become so irksome, and
+being possessed of the revenues of the paternal estate of Lauriston,
+he proceeded to London, to see the world.
+
+ He was now very young, very vain, good-looking, tolerably rich,
+and quite uncontrolled. It is no wonder that, on his arrival in the
+capital, he should launch out into extravagance. He soon became a
+regular frequenter of the gaming-houses, and by pursuing a certain
+plan, based upon some abstruse calculation of chances, he contrived to
+gain considerable sums. All the gamblers envied him his luck, and many
+made it a point to watch his play, and stake their money on the same
+chances. In affairs of gallantry he was equally fortunate; ladies of
+the first rank smiled graciously upon the handsome Scotchman -- the
+young, the rich, the witty, and the obliging. But all these successes
+only paved the way for reverses. After he had been for nine years
+exposed to the dangerous attractions of the gay life he was leading,
+he became an irrecoverable gambler. As his love of play increased in
+violence, it diminished in prudence. Great losses were only to be
+repaired by still greater ventures, and one unhappy day he lost more
+than he could repay without mortgaging his family estate. To that step
+he was driven at last. At the same time his gallantry brought him into
+trouble. A love affair, or slight flirtation, with a lady of the name
+of Villiers [Miss Elizabeth Villiers, afterwards Countess of Orkney]
+exposed him to the resentment of a Mr. Wilson, by whom he was
+challenged to fight a duel. Law accepted, and had the ill fortune to
+shoot his antagonist dead upon the spot. He was arrested the same day,
+and brought to trial for murder by the relatives of Mr. Wilson. He was
+afterwards found guilty, and sentenced to death. The sentence was
+commuted to a fine, upon the ground that the offence only amounted to
+manslaughter. An appeal being lodged by a brother of the deceased, Law
+was detained in the King's Bench, whence, by some means or other,
+which he never explained, he contrived to escape; and an action being
+instituted against the sheriffs, he was advertised in the Gazette, and
+a reward offered for his apprehension. He was described as "Captain
+John Law, a Scotchman, aged twenty-six; a very tall, black, lean man;
+well shaped, above six feet high, with large pockholes in his face;
+big nosed, and speaking broad and loud." As this was rather a
+caricature than a description of him, it has been supposed that it was
+drawn up with a view to favour his escape. He succeeded in reaching
+the Continent, where he travelled for three years, and devoted much of
+his attention to the monetary and banking affairs of the countries
+through which he passed. He stayed a few months in Amsterdam, and
+speculated to some extent in the funds. His mornings were devoted to
+the study of finance and the principles of trade, and his evenings to
+the gaming-house. It is generally believed that he returned to
+Edinburgh in the year 1700. It is certain that he published in that
+city his "Proposals and Reasons for constituting a Council of Trade."
+This pamphlet did not excite much attention.
+
+ In a short time afterwards he published a project for establishing
+what he called a Land-bank [The wits of the day called it a sand-bank,
+which would wreck the vessel of the state.], the notes issued by which
+were never to exceed the value of the entire lands of the state, upon
+ordinary interest, or were to be equal in value to the land, with the
+right to enter into possession at a certain time. The project excited
+a good deal of discussion in the Scottish parliament, and a motion for
+the establishment of such a bank was brought forward by a neutral
+party, called the Squadrone, whom Law had interested in his favour.
+The Parliament ultimately passed a resolution to the effect, that, to
+establish any kind of paper credit, so as to force it to pass, was an
+improper expedient for the nation.
+
+ Upon the failure of this project, and of his efforts to procure a
+pardon for the murder of Mr. Wilson, Law withdrew to the Continent,
+and resumed his old habits of gaming. For fourteen years he continued
+to roam about, in Flanders, Holland, Germany, Hungary, Italy, and
+France. He soon became intimately acquainted with the extent of the
+trade and resources of each, and daily more confirmed in his opinion
+that no country could prosper without a paper currency. During the
+whole of this time he appears to have chiefly supported himself by
+successful play. At every gambling-house of note in the capitals of
+Europe, he was known and appreciated as one better skilled in the
+intricacies of chance than any other man of the day. It is stated in
+the "Biographie Universelle" that he was expelled, first from Venice,
+and afterwards from Genoa, by the magistrates, who thought him a
+visitor too dangerous for the youth of those cities. During his
+residence in Paris he rendered himself obnoxious to D'Argenson, the
+lieutenant-general of the police, by whom he was ordered to quit the
+capital. This did not take place, however, before he had made the
+acquaintance in the saloons, of the Duke de Vendome, the Prince de
+Conti, and of the gay Duke of Orleans, the latter of whom was destined
+afterwards to exercise so much influence over his fate. The Duke of
+Orleans was pleased with the vivacity and good sense of the Scottish
+adventurer, while the latter was no less pleased with the wit and
+amiability of a prince who promised to become his patron. They were
+often thrown into each other's society, and Law seized every
+opportunity to instil his financial doctrines into the mind of one
+whose proximity to the throne pointed him out as destined, at no very
+distant date, to play an important part in the government.
+
+ Shortly before the death of Louis XIV, or, as some say, in 1708,
+Law proposed a scheme of finance to Desmarets, the Comptroller. Louis
+is reported to have inquired whether the projector were a Catholic,
+and, on being answered in the negative, to have declined having
+anything to do with him. [This anecdote, which is related in the
+correspondence of Madame de Baviere, Duchess of Orleans, and mother of
+the Regent, is discredited by Lord John Russell, in his "History of
+the principal States of Europe, from the Peace of Utrecht;" for what
+reason he does not inform us. There is no doubt that Law proposed his
+scheme to Desmarets, and that Louis refused to hear of it. The reason
+given for the refusal is quite consistent with the character of that
+bigoted and tyrannical monarch.]
+
+ It was after this repulse that he visited Italy. His mind being
+still occupied with schemes of finance, he proposed to Victor Amadeus,
+Duke of Savoy, to establish his land-bank in that country. The Duke
+replied that his dominions were too circumscribed for the execution of
+so great a project, and that he was by far too poor a potentate to be
+ruined. He advised him, however, to try the King of France once more;
+for he was sure, if he knew anything of the French character, that the
+people would be delighted with a plan, not only so new, but so
+plausible.
+
+ Louis XIV died in 1715, and the heir to the throne being an
+infant only seven years of age, the Duke of Orleans assumed the reins
+of government, as Regent, during his minority. Law now found himself
+in a more favourable position. The tide in his affairs had come,
+which, taken at the flood, was to waft him on to fortune. The Regent
+was his friend, already acquainted with his theory and pretensions,
+and inclined, moreover, to aid him in any efforts to restore the
+wounded credit of France, bowed down to the earth by the extravagance
+of the long reign of Louis XIV.
+
+ Hardly was that monarch laid in his grave ere the popular hatred,
+suppressed so long, burst forth against his memory. He who, during his
+life, had been flattered with an excess of adulation, to which history
+scarcely offers a parallel, was now cursed as a tyrant, a bigot, and a
+plunderer. His statues were pelted and disfigured; his effigies torn
+down, amid the execrations of the populace, and his name rendered
+synonymous with selfishness and oppression. The glory of his arms was
+forgotten, and nothing was remembered but his reverses, his
+extravagance, and his cruelty.
+
+ The finances of the country were in a state of the utmost
+disorder. A profuse and corrupt monarch, whose profuseness and
+corruption were imitated by almost every functionary, from the highest
+to the lowest grade, had brought France to the verge of ruin. The
+national debt amounted to 3000 millions of livres, the revenue to 145
+millions, and the expenditure to 142 millions per annum; leaving only
+three millions to pay the interest upon 3000 millions. The first care
+of the Regent was to discover a remedy for an evil of such magnitude,
+and a council was early summoned to take the matter into
+consideration. The Duke de St. Simon was of opinion that nothing could
+save the country from revolution but a remedy at once bold and
+dangerous. He advised the Regent to convoke the States-General, and
+declare a national bankruptcy. The Duke de Noailles, a man of
+accommodating principles, an accomplished courtier, and totally averse
+from giving himself any trouble or annoyance that ingenuity could
+escape from, opposed the project of St. Simon with all his influence.
+He represented the expedient as alike dishonest and ruinous. The
+Regent was of the same opinion, and this desperate remedy fell to the
+ground.
+
+ The measures ultimately adopted, though they promised fair, only
+aggravated the evil. The first, and most dishonest measure, was of no
+advantage to the state. A recoinage was ordered, by which the currency
+was depreciated one-fifth; those who took a thousand pieces of gold or
+silver to the mint received back an amount of coin of the same nominal
+value, but only four-fifths of the weight of metal. By this
+contrivance the treasury gained seventy-two millions of livres, and
+all the commercial operations of the country were disordered. A
+trifling diminution of the taxes silenced the clamours of the people,
+and for the slight present advantage the great prospective evil was
+forgotten.
+
+ A chamber of justice was next instituted, to inquire into the
+malversations of the loan-contractors and the farmers of the revenues.
+Tax collectors are never very popular in any country, but those of
+France at this period deserved all the odium with which they were
+loaded. As soon as these farmers-general, with all their hosts of
+subordinate agents, called maltotiers [From maltote, an oppressive
+tax.], were called to account for their misdeeds, the most extravagant
+joy took possession of the nation. The Chamber of Justice, instituted
+chiefly for this purpose, was endowed with very extensive powers. It
+was composed of the presidents and councils of the parliament, the
+judges of the Courts of Aid and of Requests, and the officers of the
+Chamber of Account, under the general presidence of the minister of
+finance. Informers were encouraged to give evidence against the
+offenders by the promise of one-fifth part of the fines and
+confiscations. A tenth of all concealed effects belonging to the
+guilty was promised to such as should furnish the means of discovering
+them.
+
+ The promulgation of the edict constituting this court caused a
+degree of consternation among those principally concerned which can
+only be accounted for on the supposition that their peculation had
+been enormous. But they met with no sympathy. The proceedings against
+them justified their terror. The Bastile was soon unable to contain
+the prisoners that were sent to it, and the gaols all over the country
+teemed with guilty or suspected persons. An order was issued to all
+innkeepers and postmasters to refuse horses to such as endeavoured to
+seek safety in flight; and all persons were forbidden, under heavy
+fines, to harbour them or favour their evasion. Some were condemned to
+the pillory, others to the gallies, and the least guilty to fine and
+imprisonment. One only, Samuel Bernard, a rich banker, and
+farmer-general of a province remote from the capital, was sentenced to
+death. So great had been the illegal profits of this man, -- looked
+upon as the tyrant and oppressor of his district, -- that he offered
+six millions of livres, or 250,000 pounds sterling, to be allowed to
+escape.
+
+ His bribe was refused, and he suffered the penalty of death.
+Others, perhaps more guilty, were more fortunate. Confiscation, owing
+to the concealment of their treasures by the delinquents, often
+produced less money than a fine. The severity of the government
+relaxed, and fines, under the denomination of taxes, were
+indiscriminately levied upon all offenders. But so corrupt was every
+department of the administration, that the country benefited but
+little by the sums which thus flowed into the treasury. Courtiers, and
+courtiers' wives and mistresses, came in for the chief share of the
+spoils. One contractor had been taxed in proportion to his wealth and
+guilt, at the sum of twelve millions of livres. The Count * * *, a man
+of some weight in the government, called upon him, and offered to
+procure a remission of the fine, if he would give him a hundred
+thousand crowns. "Vous etes trop tard, mon ami," replied the
+financier; "I have already made a bargain with your wife for fifty
+thousand." [This anecdote is related by M. de la Hode, in his Life of
+Philippe of Orleans. It would have looked more authentic if he had
+given the names of the dishonest contractor and the still more
+dishonest minister. But M. de la Hode's book is liable to the same
+objection as most of the French memoirs of that and of subsequent
+periods. It is sufficient with most of them that an anecdote be ben
+trovato; the veto is but matter of secondary consideration.]
+
+ About a hundred and eighty millions of livres were levied in this
+manner, of which eighty were applied in payment of the debts
+contracted by the government. The remainder found its way into the
+pockets of the courtiers. Madame de Maintenon, writing on this
+subject, says, "We hear every day of some new grant of the Regent; the
+people murmur very much at this mode of employing the money taken from
+the peculators." The people, who, after the first burst of their
+resentment is over, generally express a sympathy for the weak, were
+indignant that so much severity should be used to so little purpose.
+They did not see the justice of robbing one set of rogues to fatten
+another. In a few months all the more guilty had been brought to
+punishment, and the chamber of justice looked for victims in humbler
+walks of life. Charges of fraud and extortion were brought against
+tradesmen of good character, in consequence of the great inducements
+held out to common informers. They were compelled to lay open their
+affairs before this tribunal in order to establish their innocence.
+The voice of complaint resounded from every side, and at the
+expiration of a year the government found it advisable to discontinue
+further proceedings. The chamber of justice was suppressed, and a
+general amnesty granted to all against whom no charges had yet been
+preferred.
+
+ In the midst of this financial confusion Law appeared upon the
+scene. No man felt more deeply than the Regent the deplorable state of
+the country, but no man could be more averse from putting his
+shoulders manfully to the wheel. He disliked business; he signed
+official documents without proper examination, and trusted to others
+what he should have undertaken himself. The cares inseparable from his
+high office were burdensome to him; he saw that something was
+necessary to be done, but he lacked the energy to do it, and had not
+virtue enough to sacrifice his case and his pleasures in the attempt.
+No wonder that, with this character, he listened favourably to the
+mighty projects, so easy of execution, of the clever adventurer whom
+he had formerly known, and whose talents he appreciated.
+
+ When Law presented himself at court, he was most cordially
+received. He offered two memorials to the Regent, in which he set
+forth the evils that had befallen France, owing to an insufficient
+currency, at different times depreciated. He asserted that a metallic
+currency, unaided by a paper money, was wholly inadequate to the wants
+of a commercial country, and particularly cited the examples of Great
+Britain and Holland to show the advantages of paper. He used many
+sound arguments on the subject of credit, and proposed, as a means of
+restoring that of France, then at so low an ebb among the nations,
+that he should be allowed to set up a bank, which should have the
+management of the royal revenues, and issue notes, both on that and on
+landed security. He further proposed that this bank should be
+administered in the King's name, but subject to the control of
+commissioners, to be named by the States-General.
+
+ While these memorials were under consideration, Law translated
+into French his essay on money and trade, and used every means to
+extend through the nation his renown as a financier. He soon became
+talked of. The confidants of the Regent spread abroad his praise, and
+every one expected great things of Monsieur Lass. [The French
+pronounced his name in this manner to avoid the ungallic sound, aw.
+After the failure of his scheme, the wags said the nation was lasse de
+lui, and proposed that he should in future be known by the name of
+Monsieur Helas!]
+
+ On the 5th of May, 1716, a royal edict was published, by which Law
+was authorised, in conjunction with his brother, to establish a bank,
+under the name of Law and Company, the notes of which should be
+received in payment of the taxes. The capital was fixed at six
+millions of livres, in twelve thousand shares of five hundred livres
+each, purchasable one-fourth in specie and the remainder in billets
+d'etat. It was not thought expedient to grant him the whole of the
+privileges prayed for in his memorials until experience should have
+shown their safety and advantage.
+
+ Law was now on the high road to fortune. The study of thirty years
+was brought to guide him in the management of his bank. He made all
+his notes payable at sight, and in the coin current at the time they
+were issued. This last was a master-stroke of policy, and immediately
+rendered his notes more valuable than the precious metals. The latter
+were constantly liable to depreciation by the unwise tampering of the
+government. A thousand livres of silver might be worth their nominal
+value one day and be reduced one-sixth the next, but a note of Law's
+bank retained its original value. He publicly declared at the same
+time that a banker deserved death if he made issues without having
+sufficient security to answer all demands. The consequence was, that
+his notes advanced rapidly in public estimation, and were received at
+one per cent. more than specie. It was not long before the trade of
+the country felt the benefit. Languishing commerce began to lift up
+her head; the taxes were paid with greater regularity and less
+murmuring, and a degree of confidence was established that could not
+fail, if it continued, to become still more advantageous. In the
+course of a year Law's notes rose to fifteen per cent. premium, while
+the billets d'etat, or notes issued by the government, as security for
+the debts contracted by the extravagant Louis XIV, were at a discount
+of no less than seventy-eight and a half per cent. The comparison was
+too great in favour of Law not to attract the attention of the whole
+kingdom, and his credit extended itself day by day. Branches of his
+bank were almost simultaneously established at Lyons, Rochelle, Tours,
+Amiens, and Orleans.
+
+ The Regent appears to have been utterly astonished at his success,
+and gradually to have conceived the idea, that paper, which could so
+aid a metallic currency, could entirely supersede it. Upon this
+fundamental error he afterwards acted. In the mean time, Law commenced
+the famous project which has handed his name down to posterity. He
+proposed to the Regent, who could refuse him nothing, to establish a
+company, that should have the exclusive privilege of trading to the
+great river Mississippi and the province of Louisiana, on its western
+bank. The country was supposed to abound in the precious metals, and
+the company, supported by the profits of their exclusive commerce,
+were to be the sole farmers of the taxes, and sole coiners of money.
+Letters patent were issued, incorporating the company, in August 1717.
+The capital was divided into two hundred thousand shares of five
+hundred livres each, the whole of which might be paid in billets
+d'etat, at their nominal value, although worth no more than 160 livres
+in the market.
+
+ It was now that the frenzy of speculating began to seize upon the
+nation. Law's bank had effected so much good, that any promises for
+the future which he thought proper to make were readily believed. The
+Regent every day conferred new privileges upon the fortunate
+projector. The bank obtained the monopoly of the sale of tobacco; the
+sole right of refinage of gold and silver, and was finally erected
+into the Royal Bank of France. Amid the intoxication of success, both
+Law and the Regent forgot the maxim so loudly proclaimed by the
+former, that a banker deserved death who made issues of paper without
+the necessary funds to provide for them. As soon as the bank, from
+a private, became a public institution, the Regent caused a
+fabrication of notes to the amount of one thousand millions of livres.
+This was the first departure from sound principles, and one for which
+Law is not justly blameable. While the affairs of the bank were under
+his control, the issues had never exceeded sixty millions. Whether Law
+opposed the inordinate increase is not known, but as it took place as
+soon as the bank was made a royal establishment, it is but fair to lay
+the blame of the change of system upon the Regent.
+
+ Law found that he lived under a despotic government, but he was
+not yet aware of the pernicious influence which such a government
+could exercise upon so delicate a framework as that of credit. He
+discovered it afterwards to his cost, but in the mean time suffered
+himself to be impelled by the Regent into courses which his own reason
+must have disapproved. With a weakness most culpable, he lent his aid
+in inundating the country with paper money, which, based upon no solid
+foundation, was sure to fall, sooner or later. The extraordinary
+present fortune dazzled his eyes, and prevented him from seeing the
+evil day that would burst over his head, when once, from any cause or
+other, the alarm was sounded. The Parliament were from the first
+jealous of his influence as a foreigner, and had, besides, their
+misgivings as to the safety of his projects. As his influence
+extended, their animosity increased. D'Aguesseau, the Chancellor, was
+unceremoniously dismissed by the Regent for his opposition to the vast
+increase of paper money, and the constant depreciation of the gold and
+silver coin of the realm. This only served to augment the enmity of
+the Parliament, and when D'Argenson, a man devoted to the interests of
+the Regent, was appointed to the vacant chancellorship, and made at
+the same time minister of finance, they became more violent than ever.
+The first measure of the new minister caused a further depreciation of
+the coin. In order to extinguish the billets d'etat, it was ordered
+that persons bringing to the mint four thousand livres in specie and
+one thousand livres in billets d'etat, should receive back coin to the
+amount of five thousand livres. D'Argenson plumed himself mightily
+upon thus creating five thousand new and smaller livres out of the
+four thousand old and larger ones, being too ignorant of the true
+principles of trade and credit to be aware of the immense injury he
+was inflicting upon both.
+
+ The Parliament saw at once the impolicy and danger of such a
+system, and made repeated remonstrances to the Regent. The latter
+refused to entertain their petitions, when the Parliament, by a bold,
+and very unusual stretch of authority, commanded that no money should
+be received in payment but that of the old standard. The Regent
+summoned a lit de justice, and annulled the decree. The Parliament
+resisted, and issued another. Again the Regent exercised his
+privilege, and annulled it, till the Parliament, stung to fiercer
+opposition, passed another decree, dated August 12th, 1718, by which
+they forbade the bank of Law to have any concern, either direct or
+indirect, in the administration of the revenue; and prohibited all
+foreigners, under heavy penalties, from interfering, either in their
+own names, or in that of others, in the management of the finances of
+the state. The Parliament considered Law to be the author of all the
+evil, and some of the counsellors, in the virulence of their enmity,
+proposed that he should be brought to trial, and, if found guilty, be
+hung at the gates of the Palais de Justice.
+
+ Law, in great alarm, fled to the Palais Royal, and threw himself
+on the protection of the Regent, praying that measures might be taken
+to reduce the Parliament to obedience. The Regent had nothing so much
+at heart, both on that account and because of the disputes that had
+arisen relative to the legitimation of the Duke of Maine and the Count
+of Thoulouse, the sons of the late King. The Parliament was ultimately
+overawed by the arrest of their president and two of the counsellors,
+who were sent to distant prisons.
+
+ Thus the first cloud upon Law's prospects blew over: freed from
+apprehension of personal danger, he devoted his attention to his
+famous Mississippi project, the shares of which were rapidly rising,
+in spite of the Parliament. At the commencement of the year 1719 an
+edict was published, granting to the Mississippi Company the exclusive
+privilege of trading to the East Indies, China, and the South Seas,
+and to all the possessions of the French East India Company,
+established by Colbert. The Company, in consequence of this great
+increase of their business, assumed, as more appropriate, the title of
+Company of the Indies, and created fifty thousand new shares. The
+prospects now held out by Law were most magnificent. He promised a
+yearly dividend of two hundred livres upon each share of five hundred,
+which, as the shares were paid for in billets d'etat, at their nominal
+value, but worth only 100 livres, was at the rate of about 120 per
+cent. profit.
+
+ The public enthusiasm, which had been so long rising, could not
+resist a vision so splendid. At least three hundred thousand
+applications were made for the fifty thousand new shares, and Law's
+house in the Rue de Quincampoix was beset from morning to night by the
+eager applicants. As it was impossible to satisfy them all, it was
+several weeks before a list of the fortunate new stockholders could be
+made out, during which time the public impatience rose to a pitch of
+frenzy. Dukes, marquises, counts, with their duchesses, marchionesses,
+and countesses, waited in the streets for hours every day before Mr.
+Law's door to know the result. At last, to avoid the jostling of the
+plebeian crowd, which, to the number of thousands, filled the whole
+thoroughfare, they took apartments in the adjoining houses, that they
+might be continually near the temple whence the new Plutus was
+diffusing wealth. Every day the value of the old shares increased, and
+the fresh applications, induced by the golden dreams of the whole
+nation, became so numerous that it was deemed advisable to create no
+less than three hundred thousand new shares, at five thousand livres
+each, in order that the Regent might take advantage of the popular
+enthusiasm to pay off the national debt. For this purpose, the sum of
+fifteen hundred millions of livres was necessary. Such was the
+eagerness of the nation, that thrice the sum would have been
+subscribed if the government had authorised it.
+
+ Law was now at the zenith of his prosperity, and the people were
+rapidly approaching the zenith of their infatuation. The highest and
+the lowest classes were alike filled with a vision of boundless
+wealth. There was not a person of note among the aristocracy, with the
+exception of the Duke of St. Simon and Marshal Villars, who was not
+engaged in buying or selling stock. People of every age and sex, and
+condition in life, speculated in the rise and fall of the Mississippi
+bonds. The Rue de Quincampoix was the grand resort of the jobbers, and
+it being a narrow, inconvenient street, accidents continually occurred
+in it, from the tremendous pressure of the crowd. Houses in it, worth,
+in ordinary times, a thousand livres of yearly rent, yielded as much
+as twelve or sixteen thousand. A cobbler, who had a stall in it,
+gained about two hundred livres a day by letting it out, and
+furnishing writing materials to brokers and their clients. The story
+goes, that a hump-backed man who stood in the street gained
+considerable sums by lending his hump as a writing-desk to the eager
+speculators! The great concourse of persons who assembled to do
+business brought a still greater concourse of spectators. These again
+drew all the thieves and immoral characters of Paris to the spot, and
+constant riots and disturbances took place. At nightfall, it was often
+found necessary to send a troop of soldiers to clear the street.
+
+ Law, finding the inconvenience of his residence, removed to the
+Place Vendome, whither the crowd of agioteurs followed him. That
+spacious square soon became as thronged as the Rue de Quincampoix :
+from morning to night it presented the appearance of a fair. Booths
+and tents were erected for the transaction of business and the sale of
+refreshments, and gamblers with their roulette tables stationed
+themselves in the very middle of the place, and reaped a golden, or
+rather a paper, harvest from the throng. The Boulevards and public
+gardens were forsaken; parties of pleasure took their walks in
+preference in the Place Vendome, which became the fashionable lounge
+of the idle, as well as the general rendezvous of the busy. The noise
+was so great all day, that the Chancellor, whose court was situated in
+the square, complained to the Regent and the municipality, that he
+could not hear the advocates. Law, when applied to, expressed his
+willingness to aid in the removal of the nuisance, and for this
+purpose entered into a treaty with the Prince de Carignan for the
+Hotel de Soissons, which had a garden of several acres in the rear. A
+bargain was concluded, by which Law became the purchaser of the hotel,
+at an enormous price, the Prince reserving to himself the magnificent
+gardens as a new source of profit. They contained some fine statues
+and several fountains, and were altogether laid out with much taste.
+As soon as Law was installed in his new abode, an edict was published,
+forbidding all persons to buy or sell stock anywhere but in the
+gardens of the Hotel de Soissons. In the midst among the trees, about
+five hundred small tents and pavilions were erected, for the
+convenience of the stock-jobbers. Their various colours, the gay
+ribands and banners which floated from them, the busy crowds which
+passed continually in and out--the incessant hum of voices, the noise,
+the music, and the strange mixture of business and pleasure on the
+countenances of the throng, all combined to give the place an air of
+enchantment that quite enraptured the Parisians. The Prince de
+Carignan made enormous profits while the delusion lasted. Each tent
+was let at the rate of five hundred livres a month; and, as there were
+at least five hundred of them, his monthly revenue from this source
+alone must have amounted to 250,000 livres, or upwards of 10,000
+pounds sterling.
+
+ The honest old soldier, Marshal Villars, was so vexed to see the
+folly which had smitten his countrymen, that he never could speak with
+temper on the subject. Passing one day through the Place Vendome in
+his carriage, the choleric gentleman was so annoyed at the infatuation
+of the people, that he abruptly ordered his coachman to stop, and,
+putting his head out of the carriage window, harangued them for full
+half an hour on their "disgusting avarice." This was not a very wise
+proceeding on his part. Hisses and shouts of laughter resounded from
+every side, and jokes without number were aimed at him. There being at
+last strong symptoms that something more tangible was flying through
+the air in the direction of his head, Marshal was glad to drive on. He
+never again repeated the experiment.
+
+ Two sober, quiet, and philosophic men of letters, M. de la Motte
+and the Abbe Terrason, congratulated each other, that they, at least,
+were free from this strange infatuation. A few days afterwards, as the
+worthy Abbe was coming out of the Hotel de Soissons, whither he had
+gone to buy shares in the Mississippi, whom should he see but his
+friend La Motte entering for the same purpose. "Ha!" said the Abbe,
+smiling, "is that you?" "Yes," said La Motte, pushing past him as fast
+as he was able; "and can that be you?" The next time the two scholars
+met, they talked of philosophy, of science, and of religion, but
+neither had courage for a long time to breathe one syllable about the
+Mississippi. At last, when it was mentioned, they agreed that a man
+ought never to swear against his doing any one thing, and that there
+was no sort of extravagance of which even a wise man was not capable.
+
+ During this time, Law, the new Plutus, had become all at once the
+most important personage of the state. The ante-chambers of the Regent
+were forsaken by the courtiers. Peers, judges, and bishops thronged to
+the Hotel de Soissons; officers of the army and navy, ladies of title
+and fashion, and every one to whom hereditary rank or public employ
+gave a claim to precedence, were to be found waiting in his
+ante-chambers to beg for a portion of his India stock. Law was so
+pestered that he was unable to see one-tenth part of the applicants,
+and every manoeuvre that ingenuity could suggest was employed to gain
+access to him. Peers, whose dignity would have been outraged if the
+Regent had made them wait half an hour for an interview, were content
+to wait six hours for the chance of seeing Monsieur Law. Enormous fees
+were paid to his servants, if they would merely announce their names.
+Ladies of rank employed the blandishments of their smiles for the same
+object; but many of them came day after day for a fortnight before
+they could obtain an audience. When Law accepted an invitation, he was
+sometimes so surrounded by ladies, all asking to have their names put
+down in his lists as shareholders in the new stock, that, in spite of
+his well-known and habitual gallantry, he was obliged to tear himself
+away par force. The most ludicrous stratagems were employed to have an
+opportunity of speaking to him. One lady, who had striven in vain
+during several days, gave up in despair all attempts to see him at his
+own house, but ordered her coachman to keep a strict watch whenever
+she was out in her carriage, and if he saw Mr. Law coming, to drive
+against a post, and upset her. The coachman promised obedience, and
+for three days the lady was driven incessantly through the town,
+praying inwardly for the opportunity to be overturned. At last she
+espied Mr. Law, and, pulling the string, called out to the coachman,
+"Upset us now! for God's sake, upset us now!" The coachman drove
+against a post, the lady screamed, the coach was overturned, and Law,
+who had seen the accident, hastened to the spot to render assistance.
+The cunning dame was led into the Hotel de Soissons, where she soon
+thought it advisable to recover from her fright, and, after
+apologizing to Mr. Law, confessed her stratagem. Law smiled, and
+entered the lady in his books as the purchaser of a quantity of India
+stock. Another story is told of a Madame de Boucha, who, knowing that
+Mr. Law was at dinner at a certain house, proceeded thither in her
+carriage, and gave the alarm of fire. The company started from table,
+and Law among the rest; but, seeing one lady making all haste into the
+house towards him, while everybody else was scampering away, he
+suspected the trick, and ran off in another direction.
+
+ Many other anecdotes are related, which even, though they may be a
+little exaggerated, are nevertheless worth preserving, as showing the
+spirit of that singular period. [The curious reader may find an
+anecdote of the eagerness of the French ladies to retain Law in their
+company, which will make him blush or smile according as he happens to
+be very modest or the reverse. It is related in the Letters of Madame
+Charlotte Elizabeth de Baviere, Duchess of Orleans, vol. ii. p. 274.]
+The Regent was one day mentioning, in the presence of D'Argenson, the
+Abbe Dubois, and some other persons, that he was desirous of deputing
+some lady, of the rank at least of a Duchess, to attend upon his
+daughter at Modena; "but," added he, "I do not exactly know where to
+find one." "No!" replied one, in affected surprise; "I can tell you
+where to find every Duchess in France :--you have only to go to Mr.
+Law's; you will see them every one in his ante-chamber."
+
+ M. de Chirac, a celebrated physician, had bought stock at an
+unlucky period, and was very anxious to sell out. Stock, however
+continued to fall for two or three days, much to his alarm. His mind
+was filled with the subject, when he was suddenly called upon to
+attend a lady, who imagined herself unwell. He arrived, was shown up
+stairs, and felt the lady's pulse. "It falls! it falls! good God! it
+falls continually!" said he, musingly, while the lady looked up in his
+face, all anxiety for his opinion. "Oh! M. de Chirac," said she,
+starting to her feet, and ringing the bell for assistance; "I am
+dying! I am dying! it falls! it falls! it falls!" "What falls?"
+inquired the doctor, in amazement. "My pulse! my pulse!" said the
+lady; "I must be dying." "Calm your apprehensions, my dear Madam,"
+said M. de Chirac; "I was speaking of the stocks. The truth is, I have
+been a great loser, and my mind is so disturbed, I hardly know what I
+have been saying."
+
+ The price of shares sometimes rose ten or twenty per cent. in the
+course of a few hours, and many persons in the humbler walks of life,
+who had risen poor in the morning, went to bed in affluence. An
+extensive holder of stock, being taken ill, sent his servant to sell
+two hundred and fifty shares, at eight thousand livres each, the price
+at which they were then quoted. The servant went, and, on his arrival
+in the Jardin de Soissons, found that in the interval the price had
+risen to ten thousand livres. The difference of two thousand livres on
+the two hundred and fifty shares, amounting to 500,000 livres, or
+20,000 pounds sterling, he very coolly transferred to his own use,
+and, giving the remainder to his master, set out the same evening for
+another country. Law's coachman in a very short time made money enough
+to set up a carriage of his own, and requested permission to leave his
+service. Law, who esteemed the man, begged of him as a favour, that he
+would endeavour, before he went, to find a substitute as good as
+himself. The coachman consented, and in the evening brought two of his
+former comrades, telling Mr. Law to choose between them, and he would
+take the other. Cookmaids and footmen were now and then as lucky, and,
+in the full-blown pride of their easily-acquired wealth, made the most
+ridiculous mistakes. Preserving the language and manners of their old,
+with the finery of their new station, they afforded continual subjects
+for the pity of the sensible, the contempt of the sober, and the
+laughter of everybody. But the folly and meanness of the higher ranks
+of society were still more disgusting. One instance alone, related by
+the Duke de St. Simon, will show the unworthy avarice which infected
+the whole of society. A man of the name of Andre, without character or
+education, had, by a series of well-timed speculations in Mississippi
+bonds, gained enormous wealth, in an incredibly short space of time.
+As St. Simon expresses it, "he had amassed mountains of gold." As he
+became rich, he grew ashamed of the lowness of his birth, and anxious
+above all things to be allied to nobility. He had a daughter, an
+infant only three years of age, and he opened a negotiation with the
+aristocratic and needy family of D'Oyse, that this child should, upon
+certain conditions, marry a member of that house. The Marquis d'Oyse,
+to his shame, consented, and promised to marry her himself on her
+attaining the age of twelve, if the father would pay him down the sum
+of a hundred thousand crowns, and twenty thousand livres every year,
+until the celebration of the marriage. The Marquis was himself in his
+thirty-third year. This scandalous bargain was duly signed and sealed,
+the stockjobber furthermore agreeing to settle upon his daughter, on
+the marriage-day, a fortune of several millions. The Duke of Brancas,
+the head of the family, was present throughout the negotiation, and
+shared in all the profits. St. Simon, who treats the matter with the
+levity becoming what he thought so good a joke, adds, "that people did
+not spare their animadversions on this beautiful marriage," and
+further informs us, "that the project fell to the ground some months
+afterwards by the overthrow of Law, and the ruin of the ambitious
+Monsieur Andre." It would appear, however, that the noble family never
+had the honesty to return the hundred thousand crowns.
+
+ Amid events like these, which, humiliating though they be, partake
+largely of the ludicrous, others occurred of a more serious nature.
+Robberies in the streets were of daily occurrence, in consequence of
+the immense sums, in paper, which people carried about with them.
+Assassinations were also frequent. One case in particular fixed the
+attention of the whole of France, not only on account of the enormity
+of the offence, but of the rank and high connexions of the criminal.
+
+ The Count d'Horn, a younger brother of the Prince d'Horn, and
+related to the noble families of D'Aremberg, De Ligne, and De
+Montmorency, was a young man of dissipated character, extravagant to a
+degree, and unprincipled as he was extravagant. In connexion with two
+other young men as reckless as himself, named Mille, a Piedmontese
+captain, and one Destampes, or Lestang, a Fleming, he formed a design
+to rob a very rich broker, who was known, unfortunately for himself,
+to carry great sums about his person. The Count pretended a desire to
+purchase of him a number of shares in the Company of the Indies, and
+for that purpose appointed to meet him in a cabaret, or low
+public-house, in the neighbourhood of the Place Vendome. The
+unsuspecting broker was punctual to his appointment; so were the Count
+d'Horn and his two associates, whom he introduced as his particular
+friends. After a few moments' conversation, the Count d'Horn suddenly
+sprang upon his victim, and stabbed him three times in the breast with
+a poniard. The man fell heavily to the ground, and, while the Count
+was employed in rifling his portfolio of bonds in the Mississippi and
+Indian schemes to the amount of one hundred thousand crowns, Mille,
+the Piedmontese, stabbed the unfortunate broker again and again, to
+make sure of his death. But the broker did not fall without a
+struggle, and his cries brought the people of the cabaret to his
+assistance. Lestang, the other assassin, who had been set to keep
+watch at a staircase, sprang from a window and escaped; but Mille and
+the Count d'Horn were seized in the very act.
+
+ This crime, committed in open day, and in so public a place as a
+cabaret, filled Paris with consternation. The trial of the assassins
+commenced on the following day, and the evidence being so clear, they
+were both found guilty and condemned to be broken alive on the wheel.
+The noble relatives of the Count d'Horn absolutely blocked up the
+ante-chambers of the Regent, praying for mercy on the misguided youth,
+and alleging that he was insane. The Regent avoided them as long as
+possible, being determined that, in a case so atrocious, justice
+should take its course; but the importunity of these influential
+suitors was not to be overcome so silently, and they at last forced
+themselves into the presence of the Regent, and prayed him to save
+their house the shame of a public execution. They hinted that the
+Princes d'Horn were allied to the illustrious family of Orleans, and
+added that the Regent himself would be disgraced if a kinsman of his
+should die by the hands of a common executioner. The Regent, to his
+credit, was proof against all their solicitations, and replied to
+their last argument in the words of Corneille,-
+ "Le crime fait la honte, et non pas l'echafaud:"
+adding, that whatever shame there might be in the punishment he would
+very willingly share with the other relatives. Day after day they
+renewed their entreaties, but always with the same result. At last
+they thought that if they could interest the Duke de St. Simon in
+their layout, a man for whom the Regent felt sincere esteem, they
+might succeed in their object. The Duke, a thorough aristocrat, was as
+shocked as they were, that a noble assassin should die by the same
+death as a plebeian felon, and represented to the Regent the impolicy
+of making enemies of so numerous, wealthy, and powerful a family. He
+urged, too, that in Germany, where the family of D'Aremberg had large
+possessions, it was the law, that no relative of a person broken on
+the wheel could succeed to any public office or employ until a whole
+generation had passed away. For this reason he thought the punishment
+of the guilty Count might be transmuted into beheading, which was
+considered all over Europe as much less infamous. The Regent was moved
+by this argument, and was about to consent, when Law, who felt
+peculiarly interested in the fate of the murdered man, confirmed him
+in his former resolution, to let the law take its course.
+
+ The relatives of D'Horn were now reduced to the last extremity.
+The Prince de Robec Montmorency, despairing of other methods, found
+means to penetrate into the dungeon of the criminal, and offering him
+a cup of poison, implored him to save them from disgrace. The Count
+d'Horn turned away his head, and refused to take it. Montmorency
+pressed him once more, and losing all patience at his continued
+refusal, turned on his heel, and exclaiming, "Die, then, as thou wilt,
+mean-spirited wretch! thou art fit only to perish by the hands of the
+hangman!" left him to his fate.
+
+ D'Horn himself petitioned the Regent that he might be beheaded,
+but Law, who exercised more influence over his mind than any other
+person, with the exception of the notorious Abbe Dubois, his tutor,
+insisted that he could not in justice succumb to the self-interested
+views of the D'Horns. The Regent had from the first been of the same
+opinion, and within six days after the commission of their crime,
+D'Horn and Mille were broken on the wheel in the Place de Greve. The
+other assassin, Lestang, was never apprehended.
+
+ This prompt and severe justice was highly pleasing to the populace
+of Paris; even M. de Quincampoix, as they called Law, came in for a
+share of their approbation for having induced the Regent to show no
+favour to a patrician. But the number of robberies and assassinations
+did not diminish. No sympathy was shown for rich jobbers when they
+were plundered: the general laxity of public morals, conspicuous
+enough before, was rendered still more so by its rapid pervasion of
+the middle classes, who had hitherto remained comparatively pure,
+between the open vices of the class above and the hidden crimes of the
+class below them. The pernicious love of gambling diffused itself
+through society, and bore all public, and nearly all private, virtue
+before it.
+
+ For a time, while confidence lasted, an impetus was given to
+trade, which could not fail to be beneficial. In Paris, especially,
+the good results were felt. Strangers flocked into the capital from
+every part, bent, not only upon making money, but on spending it. The
+Duchess of Orleans, mother of the Regent, computes the increase of the
+population during this time, from the great influx of strangers from
+all parts of the world, at 305,000 souls. The housekeepers were
+obliged to make up beds in garrets, kitchens, and even stables, for
+the accommodation of lodgers; and the town was so full of carriages
+and vehicles of every description, that they were obliged in the
+principal streets to drive at a foot-pace for fear of accidents. The
+looms of the country worked with unusual activity, to supply rich
+laces, silks, broad-cloth, and velvets, which being paid for in
+abundant paper, increased in price four-fold. Provisions shared the
+general advance; bread, meat, and vegetables were sold at prices
+greater than had ever before been known; while the wages of labour
+rose in exactly the same proportion. The artisan, who formerly gained
+fifteen sous per diem, now gained sixty. New houses were built in
+every direction; an illusory prosperity shone over the land, and so
+dazzled the eyes of the whole nation that none could see the dark
+cloud on the horizon, announcing the storm that was too rapidly
+approaching.
+
+ Law himself, the magician whose wand had wrought so surprising a
+change, shared, of course, in the general prosperity. His wife and
+daughter were courted by the highest nobility, and their alliance
+sought by the heirs of ducal and princely houses. He bought two
+splendid estates in different parts of France, and entered into a
+negotiation with the family of the Duke de Sully for the purchase of
+the Marquisate of Rosny. His religion being an obstacle to his
+advancement, the Regent promised, if he would publicly conform to the
+Catholic faith, to make him comptroller-general of the finances. Law,
+who had no more real religion than any other professed gambler,
+readily agreed, and was confirmed by the Abbe de Tencin in the
+cathedral of Melun, in presence of a great crowd of spectators.
+[The following squib was circulated on the occasion :--
+ "Foin de ton zele seraphique,
+ Malheureux Abbe de Tencin,
+ Depuis que Law est Catholique,
+ Tout le royaume est Capucin
+
+Thus, somewhat weakly and paraphrastically rendered by Justansond, in
+his translation of the "Memoirs of Louis XV:"--
+ "Tencin, a curse on thy seraphic zeal,
+ Which by persuasion hath contrived the means
+ To make the Scotchman at our altars kneel,
+ Since which we all are poor as Capucines?]
+On the following day he was elected honorary churchwarden of the
+parish of St. Roch, upon which occasion he made it a present of the
+sum of five hundred thousand livres. His charities, always
+magnificent, were not always so ostentatious. He gave away great sums
+privately, and no tale of real distress ever reached his ears in vain.
+
+ At this time, he was by far the most influential person of the
+state. The Duke of Orleans had so much confidence in his sagacity, and
+the success of his plans, that he always consulted him upon every
+matter of moment. He was by no means unduly elevated by his
+prosperity, but remained the same simple, affable, sensible man that
+he had shown himself in adversity. His gallantry, which was always
+delightful to the fair objects of it, was of a nature, so kind, so
+gentlemanly, and so respectful, that not even a lover could have taken
+offence at it. If upon any occasion he showed any symptoms of
+haughtiness, it was to the cringing nobles, who lavished their
+adulation upon him till it became fulsome. He often took pleasure in
+seeing how long he could make them dance attendance upon him for a
+single favour. To such of his own countrymen as by chance visited
+Paris, and sought an interview with him, he was, on the contrary, all
+politeness and attention. When Archibald Campbell, Earl of Islay, and
+afterwards Duke of Argyle, called upon him in the Place Vendome, he
+had to pass through an ante-chamber crowded with persons of the first
+distinction, all anxious to see the great financier, and have their
+names put down as first on the list of some new subscription. Law
+himself was quietly sitting in his library, writing a letter to the
+gardener at his paternal estate of Lauriston about the planting of
+some cabbages! The Earl stayed for a considerable time, played a game
+of piquet with his countryman, and left him, charmed with his ease,
+good sense, and good breeding.
+
+ Among the nobles who, by means of the public credulity at this
+time, gained sums sufficient to repair their ruined fortunes, may be
+mentioned the names of the Dukes de Bourbon, de Guiche, de la
+Force [The Duke de la Force gained considerable sums, not only by
+jobbing in the stocks, but in dealing in porcelain, spices, &c. It was
+debated for a length of time in the Parliament of Paris whether he had
+not, in his quality of spice-merchant, forfeited his rank in the
+peerage. It was decided in the negative. A caricature of him was made,
+dressed as a street porter, carrying a large bale of spices on his
+back, with the inscription, "Admirez La Force."], de Chaulnes, and
+d'Antin; the Marechal d'Estrees, the Princes de Rohan, de Poix, and de
+Leon. The Duke de Bourbon, son of Louis XIV by Madame de Montespan,
+was peculiarly fortunate in his speculations in Mississippi paper.
+He rebuilt the royal residence of Chantilly in a style of unwonted
+magnificence, and, being passionately fond of horses, he erected a
+range of stables, which were long renowned throughout Europe, and
+imported a hundred and fifty of the finest racers from England, to
+improve the breed in France. He bought a large extent of country in
+Picardy, and became possessed of nearly all the valuable lands lying
+between the Oise and the Somme.
+
+ When fortunes such as these were gained, it is no wonder that Law
+should have been almost worshipped by the mercurial population. Never
+was monarch more flattered than he was. All the small poets and
+litterateurs of the day poured floods of adulation upon him. According
+to them he was the saviour of the country, the tutelary divinity of
+France; wit was in all his words, goodness in all his looks, and
+wisdom in all his actions. So great a crowd followed his carriage
+whenever he went abroad, that the Regent sent him a troop of horse as
+his permanent escort, to clear the streets before him.
+
+ It was remarked at this time, that Paris had never before been so
+full of objects of elegance and luxury. Statues, pictures, and
+tapestries were imported in great quantities from foreign countries,
+and found a ready market. All those pretty trifles in the way of
+furniture and ornament which the French excel in manufacturing, were
+no longer the exclusive play-things of the aristocracy, but were to be
+found in abundance in the houses of traders and the middle classes in
+general. Jewellery of the most costly description was brought to Paris
+as the most favourable mart. Among the rest, the famous diamond,
+bought by the Regent, and called by his name, and which long adorned
+the crown of France. It was purchased for the sum of two millions of
+livres, under circumstances which show that the Regent was not so
+great a gainer as some of his subjects, by the impetus which trade had
+received. When the diamond was first offered to him, he refused to buy
+it, although he desired, above all things, to possess it, alleging as
+his reason, that his duty to the country he governed would not allow
+him to spend so large a sum of the public money for a mere jewel. This
+valid and honourable excuse threw all the ladies of the court into
+alarm, and nothing was heard for some days but expressions of regret,
+that so rare a gem should be allowed to go out of France; no private
+individual being rich enough to buy it. The Regent was continually
+importuned about it; but all in vain, until the Duke de St. Simon,
+who, with all his ability, was something of a twaddler, undertook the
+weighty business. His entreaties, being seconded by Law, the
+good-natured Regent gave his consent, leaving to Law's ingenuity to
+find the means to pay for it. The owner took security for the payment
+of the sum of two millions of livres within a stated period,
+receiving, in the mean time, the interest of five per cent. upon that
+amount, and being allowed, besides, all the valuable clippings of the
+gem. St. Simon, in his Memoirs, relates, with no little complacency,
+his share in this transaction. After describing the diamond to be as
+large as a greengage, of a form nearly round, perfectly white, and
+without flaw, and weighing more than five hundred grains, he concludes
+with a chuckle, by telling the world, "that he takes great credit to
+himself for having induced the Regent to make so illustrious a
+purchase." In other words, he was proud that he had induced him to
+sacrifice his duty, and buy a bauble for himself, at an extravagant
+price, out of the public money.
+
+ Thus the system continued to flourish till the commencement of the
+year 1720. The warnings of the Parliament, that too great a creation
+of paper money would, sooner or later, bring the country to
+bankruptcy, were disregarded. The Regent, who knew nothing whatever of
+the philosophy of finance, thought that a system which had produced
+such good effects could never be carried to excess. If five hundred
+millions of paper had been of such advantage, five hundred millions
+additional would be of still greater advantage. This was the grand
+error of the Regent, and which Law did not attempt to dispel. The
+extraordinary avidity of the people kept up the delusion; and the
+higher the price of Indian and Mississippi stock, the more billets de
+banque were issued to keep pace with it. The edifice thus reared might
+not unaptly be compared to the gorgeous palace erected by Potemkin,
+that princely barbarian of Russia, to surprise and please his imperial
+mistress: huge blocks of ice were piled one upon another; ionic
+pillars, of chastest workmanship, in ice, formed a noble portico; and
+a dome, of the same material, shone in the sun, which had just
+strength enough to gild, but not to melt it. It glittered afar, like a
+palace of crystals and diamonds; but there came one warm breeze from
+the south, and the stately building dissolved away, till none were
+able even to gather up the fragments. So with Law and his paper
+system. No sooner did the breath of popular mistrust blow steadily
+upon it, than it fell to ruins, and none could raise it up again.
+
+ The first slight alarm that was occasioned was early in 1720. The
+Prince de Conti, offended that Law should have denied him fresh shares
+in India stock, at his own price, sent to his bank to demand payment
+in specie of so enormous a quantity of notes, that three waggons were
+required for its transport. Law complained to the Regent, and urged on
+his attention the mischief that would be done, if such an example
+found many imitators. The Regent was but too well aware of it, and,
+sending for the Prince de Conti, ordered him, under penalty of his
+high displeasure, to refund to the Bank two-thirds of the specie which
+he had withdrawn from it. The Prince was forced to obey the despotic
+mandate. Happily for Law's credit, De Conti was an unpopular man:
+everybody condemned his meanness and cupidity, and agreed that Law had
+been hardly treated. It is strange, however, that so narrow an escape
+should not have made both Law and the Regent more anxious to restrict
+their issues. Others were soon found who imitated, from motives of
+distrust, the example which had been set by De Conti in revenge. The
+more acute stockjobbers imagined justly that prices could not continue
+to rise for ever. Bourdon and La Richardiere, renowned for their
+extensive operations in the funds, quietly and in small quantities at
+a time, converted their notes into specie, and sent it away to foreign
+countries. They also bought as much as they could conveniently carry
+of plate and expensive jewellery, and sent it secretly away to England
+or to Holland. Vermalet, a jobber, who sniffed the coming storm,
+procured gold and silver coin to the amount of nearly a million of
+livres, which he packed in a farmer's cart, and covered over with hay
+and cow-dung. He then disguised himself in the dirty smock-frock, or
+blouse, of a peasant, and drove his precious load in safety into
+Belgium. From thence he soon found means to transport it to Amsterdam.
+
+ Hitherto no difficulty had been experienced by any class in
+procuring specie for their wants. But this system could not long be
+carried on without causing a scarcity. The voice of complaint was
+heard on every side, and inquiries being instituted, the cause was
+soon discovered. The council debated long on the remedies to be taken,
+and Law, being called on for his advice, was of opinion, that an edict
+should be published, depreciating the value of coin five per cent.
+below that of paper. The edict was published accordingly; but, failing
+of its intended effect, was followed by another, in which the
+depreciation was increased to ten per cent. The payments of the bank
+were at the same time restricted to one hundred livres in gold, and
+ten in silver. All these measures were nugatory to restore confidence
+in the paper, though the restriction of cash payments within limits so
+extremely narrow kept up the credit of the Bank.
+
+ Notwithstanding every effort to the contrary, the precious metals
+continued to be conveyed to England and Holland. The little coin that
+was left in the country was carefully treasured, or hidden until the
+scarcity became so great, that the operations of trade could no longer
+be carried on. In this emergency, Law hazarded the bold experiment of
+forbidding the use of specie altogether. In February 1720 an edict was
+published, which, instead of restoring the credit of the paper, as was
+intended, destroyed it irrecoverably, and drove the country to the
+very brink of revolution. By this famous edict it was forbidden to any
+person whatever to have more than five hundred livres (20 pounds
+sterling) of coin in his possession, under pain of a heavy fine, and
+confiscation of the sums found. It was also forbidden to buy up
+jewellery, plate, and precious stones, and informers were encouraged
+to make search for offenders, by the promise of one-half the amount
+they might discover. The whole country sent up a cry of distress at
+this unheard-of tyranny. The most odious persecution daily took place.
+The privacy of families was violated by the intrusion of informers and
+their agents. The most virtuous and honest were denounced for the
+crime of having been seen with a louis d'or in their possession.
+Servants betrayed their masters, one citizen became a spy upon his
+neighbour, and arrests and confiscations so multiplied, that the
+courts found a difficulty in getting through the immense increase of
+business thus occasioned. It was sufficient for an informer to say
+that he suspected any person of concealing money in his house, and
+immediately a search-warrant was granted. Lord Stair, the English
+ambassador, said, that it was now impossible to doubt of the sincerity
+of Law's conversion to the Catholic religion; he had established the
+inquisition, after having given abundant evidence of his faith in
+transubstantiation, by turning so much gold into paper.
+
+ Every epithet that popular hatred could suggest was showered upon
+the Regent and the unhappy Law. Coin, to any amount above five hundred
+livres, was an illegal tender, and nobody would take paper if he could
+help it. No one knew to-day what his notes would be worth to-morrow.
+"Never," says Duclos, in his Secret Memoirs of the Regency, "was seen
+a more capricious government-never was a more frantic tyranny
+exercised by hands less firm. It is inconceivable to those who were
+witnesses of the horrors of those times, and who look back upon them
+now as on a dream, that a sudden revolution did not break out--that
+Law and the Regent did not perish by a tragical death. They were both
+held in horror, but the people confined themselves to complaints; a
+sombre and timid despair, a stupid consternation, had seized upon all,
+and men's minds were too vile even to be capable of a courageous
+crime." It would appear that, at one time, a movement of the people
+was organised. Seditious writings were posted up against the walls,
+and were sent, in hand-bills, to the houses of the most conspicuous
+people. One of them, given in the "Memoires de la Regence," was to
+the following effect :--" Sir and Madam,--This is to give you notice
+that a St. Bartholomew's Day will be enacted again on Saturday and
+Sunday, if affairs do not alter. You are desired not to stir out, nor
+you, nor your servants. God preserve you from the flames! Give notice
+to your neighbours. Dated Saturday, May 25th, 1720." The immense
+number of spies with which the city was infested rendered the people
+mistrustful of one another, and beyond some trifling disturbances made
+in the evening by an insignificant group, which was soon dispersed,
+the peace of the capital was not compromised.
+
+ The value of shares in the Louisiana, or Mississippi stock, had
+fallen very rapidly, and few indeed were found to believe the tales
+that had once been told of the immense wealth of that region. A last
+effort was therefore tried to restore the public confidence in the
+Mississippi project. For this purpose, a general conscription of all
+the poor wretches in Paris was made by order of government. Upwards of
+six thousand of the very refuse of the population were impressed, as
+if in time of war, and were provided with clothes and tools to be
+embarked for New Orleans, to work in the gold mines alleged to abound
+there. They were paraded day after day through the streets with their
+pikes and shovels, and then sent off in small detachments to the
+out-ports to be shipped for America. Two-thirds of them never reached
+their destination, but dispersed themselves over the country, sold
+their tools for what they could get, and returned to their old course
+of life. In less than three weeks afterwards, one-half of them were to
+be found again in Paris. The manoeuvre, however, caused a trifling
+advance in Mississippi stock. Many persons of superabundant
+gullibility believed that operations had begun in earnest in the new
+Golconda, and that gold and silver ingots would again be found in
+France.
+
+ In a constitutional monarchy some surer means would have been
+found for the restoration of public credit. In England, at a
+subsequent period, when a similar delusion had brought on similar
+distress, how different were the measures taken to repair the evil;
+but in France, unfortunately, the remedy was left to the authors of
+the mischief. The arbitrary will of the Regent, which endeavoured to
+extricate the country, only plunged it deeper into the mire. All
+payments were ordered to be made in paper, and between the 1st of
+February and the end of May, notes were fabricated to the amount of
+upwards of 1500 millions of livres, or 60,000,000 pounds sterling. But
+the alarm once sounded, no art could make the people feel the
+slightest confidence in paper which was not exchangeable into metal.
+M. Lambert, the President of the Parliament of Paris, told the Regent
+to his face that he would rather have a hundred thousand livres in
+gold or silver than five millions in the notes of his bank. When such
+was the general feeling, the superabundant issues of paper but
+increased the evil, by rendering still more enormous the disparity
+between the amount of specie and notes in circulation. Coin, which it
+was the object of the Regent to depreciate, rose in value on every
+fresh attempt to diminish it. In February, it was judged advisable
+that the Royal Bank should be incorporated with the Company of the
+Indies. An edict to that effect was published and registered by the
+Parliament. The state remained the guarantee for the notes of the
+bank, and no more were to be issued without an order in council. All
+the profits of the bank, since the time it had been taken out of Law's
+hands and made a national institution, were given over by the Regent
+to the Company of the Indies. This measure had the effect of raising
+for a short time the value of the Louisiana and other shares of the
+company, but it failed in placing public credit on any permanent
+basis.
+
+ A council of state was held in the beginning of May, at which Law,
+D'Argenson (his colleague in the administration of the finances), and
+all the ministers were present. It was then computed that the total
+amount of notes in circulation was 2600 millions of livres, while the
+coin in the country was not quite equal to half that amount. It was
+evident to the majority of the council that some plan must be adopted
+to equalise the currency. Some proposed that the notes should be
+reduced to the value of the specie, while others proposed that the
+nominal value of the specie should be raised till it was on an
+equality with the paper. Law is said to have opposed both these
+projects, but failing in suggesting any other, it was agreed that the
+notes should be depreciated one-half. On the 21st of May, an edict was
+accordingly issued, by which it was decreed that the shares of the
+Company of the Indies, and the notes of the bank, should gradually
+diminish in value, till at the end of a year they should only pass
+current for one half of their nominal worth. The Parliament refused to
+register the edict--the greatest outcry was excited, and the state of
+the country became so alarming, that, as the only means of preserving
+tranquillity, the council of the regency was obliged to stultify its
+own proceedings, by publishing within seven days another edict,
+restoring the notes to their original value.
+
+ On the same day (the 27th of May) the bank stopped payment in
+specie. Law and D'Argenson were both dismissed from the ministry. The
+weak, vacillating, and cowardly Regent threw the blame of all the
+mischief upon Law, who, upon presenting himself at the Palais Royal,
+was refused admitance. At nightfall, however, he was sent for, and
+admitted into the palace by a secret door,[Duclos, Memoires Secrets de
+la Regence.] when the Regent endeavoured to console him, and made all
+manner of excuses for the severity with which in public he had been
+compelled to treat him. So capricious was his conduct, that, two days
+afterwards, he took him publicly to the opera, where he sat in the
+royal box, alongside of the Regent, who treated him with marked
+consideration in face of all the people. But such was the hatred
+against Law that the experiment had well nigh proved fatal to him. The
+mob assailed his carriage with stones just as he was entering his own
+door; and if the coachman had not made a sudden jerk into the
+court-yard, and the domestics closed the gate immediately, he would,
+in all probability, have been dragged out and torn to pieces. On the
+following day, his wife and daughter were also assailed by the mob as
+they were returning in their carriage from the races. When the Regent
+was informed of these occurrences he sent Law a strong detachment of
+Swiss guards, who were stationed night and day in the court of his
+residence. The public indignation at last increased so much, that Law,
+finding his own house, even with this guard, insecure, took refuge in
+the Palais Royal, in the apartments of the Regent.
+
+ The Chancellor, D'Aguesseau, who had been dismissed in 1718 for
+his opposition to the projects of Law, was now recalled to aid in the
+restoration of credit. The Regent acknowledged too late, that he had
+treated with unjustifiable harshness and mistrust one of the ablest,
+and perhaps the sole honest public man of that corrupt period. He had
+retired ever since his disgrace to his country-house at Fresnes,
+where, in the midst of severe but delightful philosophic studies, he
+had forgotten the intrigues of an unworthy court. Law himself, and the
+Chevalier de Conflans, a gentleman of the Regent's household, were
+despatched in a post-chaise, with orders to bring the ex-chancellor to
+Paris along with them. D'Aguesseau consented to render what assistance
+he could, contrary to the advice of his friends, who did not approve
+that he should accept any recall to office of which Law was the
+bearer. On his arrival in Paris, five counsellors of the Parliament
+were admitted to confer with the Commissary of Finance, and on the 1st
+of June an order was published, abolishing the law which made it
+criminal to amass coin to the amount of more than five hundred livres.
+Every one was permitted to have as much specie as he pleased. In order
+that the bank-notes might be withdrawn, twenty-five millions of new
+notes were created, on the security of the revenues of the city of
+Paris, at two-and-a-half per cent. The bank-notes withdrawn were
+publicly burned in front of the Hotel de Ville. The new notes were
+principally of the value of ten livres each; and on the 10th of June
+the bank was re-opened, with a sufficiency of silver coin to give in
+change for them.
+
+ These measures were productive of considerable advantage. All the
+population of Paris hastened to the bank, to get coin for their small
+notes; and silver becoming scarce, they were paid in copper. Very few
+complained that this was too heavy, although poor fellows might be
+continually seen toiling and sweating along the streets, laden with
+more than they could comfortably carry, in the shape of change for
+fifty livres. The crowds around the bank were so great, that hardly a
+day passed that some one was not pressed to death. On the 9th of
+July, the multitude was so dense and clamorous that the guards
+stationed at the entrance of the Mazarin Gardens closed the gate, and
+refused to admit any more. The crowd became incensed, and flung stones
+through the railings upon the soldiers. The latter, incensed in their
+turn, threatened to fire upon the people. At that instant one of them
+was hit by a stone, and, taking up his piece, he fired into the crowd.
+One man fell dead immediately, and another was severely wounded. It
+was every instant expected that a general attack would have been
+commenced upon the bank; but the gates of the Mazarin Gardens being
+opened to the crowd, who saw a whole troop of soldiers, with their
+bayonets fixed, ready to receive them, they contented themselves by
+giving vent to their indignation in groans and hisses.
+
+ Eight days afterwards the concourse of people was so tremendous,
+that fifteen persons were squeezed to death at the doors of the bank.
+The people were so indignant that they took three of the bodies on
+stretchers before them, and proceeded, to the number of seven or eight
+thousand, to the gardens of the Palais Royal, that they might show the
+Regent the misfortunes that he and Law had brought upon the country.
+Law's coachman, who was sitting on the box of his master's carriage,
+in the court-yard of the palace, happened to have more zeal than
+discretion, and, not liking that the mob should abuse his master, he
+said, loud enough to be overheard by several persons, that they were
+all blackguards, and deserved to be hanged. The mob immediately set
+upon him, and, thinking that Law was in the carriage, broke it to
+pieces. The imprudent coachman narrowly escaped with his life. No
+further mischief was done; a body of troops making their appearance,
+the crowd quietly dispersed, after an assurance had been given by the
+Regent that the three bodies they had brought to show him should be
+decently buried at his own expense. The Parliament was sitting at the
+time of this uproar, and the President took upon himself to go out and
+see what was the matter. On his return he informed the councillors,
+that Law's carriage had been broken by the mob. All the members rose
+simultaneously, and expressed their joy by a loud shout, while one
+man, more zealous in his hatred than the rest, exclaimed, "And Law
+himself, is he torn to pieces?"
+[The Duchess of Orleans gives a different version of this story; but
+whichever be the true one, the manifestation of such feeling in a
+legislative assembly was not very creditable. She says, that the
+President was so transported with joy, that he was seized with a
+rhyming fit, and, returning into the hall, exclaimed to the members:--
+
+"Messieurs ! Messieurs ! bonne nouvelle !
+Le carfosse de Lass est reduit en canelle !"]
+
+ Much undoubtedly depended on the credit of the Company of the
+Indies, which was answerable for so great a sum to the nation. It was,
+therefore, suggested in the council of the ministry, that any
+privileges which could be granted to enable it to fulfil its
+engagements, would be productive of the best results. With this end in
+view, it was proposed that the exclusive privilege of all maritime
+commerce should be secured to it, and an edict to that effect was
+published. But it was unfortunately forgotten that by such a measure
+all the merchants of the country would be ruined. The idea of such an
+immense privilege was generally scouted by the nation, and petition on
+petition was presented to the Parliament, that they would refuse to
+register the decree. They refused accordingly, and the Regent,
+remarking that they did nothing but fan the flame of sedition, exiled
+them to Blois. At the intercession of D'Aguesseau, the place of
+banishment was changed to Pontoise, and thither accordingly the
+councillors repaired, determined to set the Regent at defiance. They
+made every arrangement for rendering their temporary exile as
+agreeable as possible. The President gave the most elegant suppers, to
+which he invited all the gayest and wittiest company of Paris. Every
+night there was a concert and ball for the ladies. The usually grave
+and solemn judges and councillors joined in cards and other
+diversions, leading for several weeks a life of the most extravagant
+pleasure, for no other purpose than to show the Regent of how little
+consequence they deemed their banishment, and that when they willed
+it, they could make Pontoise a pleasanter residence than Paris.
+
+ Of all the nations in the world the French are the most renowned
+for singing over their grievances. Of that country it has been
+remarked with some truth, that its whole history may be traced in its
+songs. When Law, by the utter failure of his best-laid plans, rendered
+himself obnoxious, satire of course seized hold upon him, and, while
+caricatures of his person appeared in all the shops, the streets
+resounded with songs, in which neither he nor the Regent was spared.
+Many of these songs were far from decent; and one of them in
+particular counselled the application of all his notes to the most
+ignoble use to which paper can be applied. But the following,
+preserved in the letters of the Duchess of Orleans, was the best and
+the most popular, and was to be heard for months in all the carrefours
+of Paris. The application of the chorus is happy enough :--
+
+Aussitot que Lass arriva
+Dans notre bonne ville,
+Monsieur le Regent publia
+Que Lass serait utile
+Pour retablir la nation.
+La faridondaine! la faridondon.
+Mais il nous a tous enrich!,
+Biribi!
+A la facon de Barbari,
+Mort ami!
+
+Ce parpaillot, pour attirer
+Tout l'argent de la France,
+Songea d'abord a s'assurer
+De notre confiance.
+Il fit son abjuration.
+La faridondaine! la faridondon!
+Mais le fourbe s'est converti,
+Biribi!
+A la facon de Barbari,
+Mon ami!
+
+Lass, le fils aine de Satan
+Nous met tous a l'aumone,
+Il nous a pris tout notre argent
+Et n'en rend a personne.
+Mais le Regent, humain et bon,
+La faridondaine! la faridondon!
+Nous rendra ce qu'on nous a pris,
+Biribi!
+A la facon de Barbari,
+Mon ami!
+
+The following smart epigram is of the same date:--
+
+Lundi, j'achetai des actions;
+Mardi, je gagnai des millions;
+Mercredi, j'arrangeai mon menage,
+Jeudi, je pris un equipage,
+Vendredi, je m'en fus au bal,
+Et Samedi, a l'Hopital.
+
+ Among the caricatures that were abundantly published, and that
+showed as plainly as graver matters, that the nation had awakened to a
+sense of its folly, was one, a fac-simile of which is preserved in the
+"Memoires de la Regence." It was thus described by its author: "The
+'Goddess of Shares,' in her triumphal car, driven by the Goddess of
+Folly. Those who are drawing the car are impersonations of the
+Mississippi, with his wooden leg, the South Sea, the Bank of England,
+the Company of the West of Senegal, and of various assurances. Lest
+the car should not roll fast enough, the agents of these companies,
+known by their long fox-tails and their cunning looks, turn round the
+spokes of the wheels, upon which are marked the names of the several
+stocks, and their value, sometimes high and sometimes low, according
+to the turns of the wheel. Upon the ground are the merchandise,
+day-books and ledgers of legitimate commerce, crushed under the
+chariot of Folly. Behind is an immense crowd of persons, of all ages,
+sexes, and conditions, clamoring after Fortune, and fighting with each
+other to get a portion of the shares which she distributes so
+bountifully among them. In the clouds sits a demon, blowing bubbles of
+soap, which are also the objects of the admiration and cupidity of the
+crowd, who jump upon one another's backs to reach them ere they burst.
+Right in the pathway of the car, and blocking up the passage, stands a
+large building, with three doors, through one of which it must pass,
+if it proceeds further, and all the crowd along with it. Over the
+first door are the words, "Hopital des Foux," over the second,
+"Hopital des Malades," and over the third, "Hopital des Gueux."
+Another caricature represented Law sitting in a large cauldron,
+boiling over the flames of popular madness, surrounded by an impetuous
+multitude, who were pouring all their gold and silver into it, and
+receiving gladly in exchange the bits of paper which he distributed
+among them by handsfull.
+
+ While this excitement lasted, Law took good care not to expose
+himself unguarded in the streets. Shut up in the apartments of the
+Regent, he was secure from all attack, and, whenever he ventured
+abroad, it was either incognito, or in one of the Royal carriages,
+with a powerful escort. An amusing anecdote is recorded of the
+detestation in which he was held by the people, and the ill treatment
+he would have met, had he fallen into their hands. A gentleman, of the
+name of Boursel, was passing in his carriage down the Rue St. Antoine,
+when his further progress was stayed by a hackneycoach that had
+blocked up the road. M. Boursel's servant called impatiently to the
+hackneycoachman to get out of the way, and, on his refusal, struck him
+a blow on the face. A crowd was soon drawn together by the
+disturbance, and M. Boursel got out of the carriage to restore order.
+The hackney-coachman, imagining that he had now another assailant,
+bethought him of an expedient to rid himself of both, and called out
+as loudly as he was able, "Help! help! murder! murder! Here are Law
+and his servant going to kill me! Help! help!" At this cry, the people
+came out of their shops, armed with sticks and other weapons, while
+the mob gathered stones to inflict summary vengeance upon the supposed
+financier. Happily for M. Boursel and his servant, the door of the
+church of the Jesuits stood wide open, and, seeing the fearful odds
+against them, they rushed towards it with all speed. They reached the
+altar, pursued by the people, and would have been ill treated even
+there, if, finding the door open leading to the sacristy, they had not
+sprang through, and closed it after them. The mob were then persuaded
+to leave the church by the alarmed and indignant priests; and, finding
+M. Boursel's carriage still in the streets, they vented their ill-will
+against it, and did it considerable damage.
+
+ The twenty-five millions secured on the municipal revenues of the
+city of Paris, bearing so low an interest as two and a half per cent.,
+were not very popular among the large holders of Mississippi stock.
+The conversion of the securities was, therefore, a work of
+considerable difficulty; for many preferred to retain the falling
+paper of Law's Company, in the hope that a favourable turn might take
+place. On the 15th of August, with a view to hasten the conversion, an
+edict was passed, declaring that all notes for sums between one
+thousand and ten thousand livres; should not pass current, except for
+the purchase of annuities and bank accounts, or for the payment of
+instalments still due on the shares of the company.
+
+ In October following another edict was passed, depriving these
+notes of all value whatever after the month of November next ensuing.
+The management of the mint, the farming of the revenue, and all the
+other advantages and privileges of the India, or Mississippi Company,
+were taken from them, and they were reduced to a mere private company.
+This was the deathblow to the whole system, which had now got into the
+hands of its enemies. Law had lost all influence in the Council of
+Finance, and the company, being despoiled of its immunities, could no
+longer hold out the shadow of a prospect of being able to fulfil its
+engagements. All those suspected of illegal profits at the time the
+public delusion was at its height, were sought out and amerced in
+heavy fines. It was previously ordered that a list of the original
+proprietors should be made out, and that such persons as still
+retained their shares should place them in deposit with the company,
+and that those who had neglected to complete the shares for which they
+had put down their names, should now purchase them of the company, at
+the rate of 13,500 livres for each share of 500 livres. Rather than
+submit to pay this enormous sum for stock which was actually at a
+discount, the shareholders packed up all their portable effects, and
+endeavoured to find a refuge in foreign countries. Orders were
+immediately issued to the authorities at the ports and frontiers, to
+apprehend all travellers who sought to leave the kingdom, and keep
+them in custody, until it was ascertained whether they had any plate
+or jewellery with them, or were concerned in the late stock-jobbing.
+Against such few as escaped, the punishment of death was recorded,
+while the most arbitrary proceedings were instituted against those who
+remained.
+
+ Law himself, in a moment of despair, determined to leave a country
+where his life was no longer secure. He at first only demanded
+permission to retire from Paris to one of his country-seats; a
+permission which the Regent cheerfully granted. The latter was much
+affected at the unhappy turn affairs had taken, but his faith
+continued unmoved in the truth and efficacy of Law's financial system.
+His eyes were opened to his own errors, and during the few remaining
+years of his life, he constantly longed for an opportunity of again
+establishing the system upon a securer basis. At Law's last interview
+with the Prince, he is reported to have said--"I confess that I have
+committed many faults; I committed them because I am a man, and all
+men are liable to error; but I declare to you most solemnly that none
+of them proceeded from wicked or dishonest motives, and that nothing
+of the kind will be found in the whole course of my conduct."
+
+ Two or three days after his departure the Regent sent him a very
+kind letter, permitting him to leave the kingdom whenever he pleased,
+and stating that he had ordered his passports to be made ready. He at
+the same time offered him any sum of money he might require. Law
+respectfully declined the money, and set out for Brussels in a
+postchaise belonging to Madame de Prie, the mistress of the Duke of
+Bourbon, escorted by six horse-guards. From thence he proceeded to
+Venice, where he remained for some months, the object of the greatest
+curiosity to the people, who believed him to be the possessor of
+enormous wealth. No opinion, however, could be more erroneous. With
+more generosity than could have been expected from a man who during
+the greatest part of his life had been a professed gambler, he had
+refused to enrich himself at the expense of a ruined nation. During
+the height of the popular frenzy for Mississippi stock, he had never
+doubted of the final success of his projects, in making France the
+richest and most powerful nation of Europe. He invested all his gains
+in the purchase of landed property in France - a sure proof of his own
+belief in the stability of his schemes. He had hoarded no plate or
+jewellery, and sent no money, like the dishonest jobbers, to foreign
+countries. His all, with the exception of one diamond, worth about
+five or six thousand pounds sterling, was invested in the French soil;
+and when he left that country, he left it almost a beggar. This fact
+alone ought to rescue his memory from the charge of knavery, so often
+and so unjustly brought against him.
+
+ As soon as his departure was known, all his estates and his
+valuable library were confiscated. Among the rest, an annuity of
+200,000 livres, (8000 pounds sterling,) on the lives of his wife and
+children, which had been purchased for five millions of livres, was
+forfeited, notwithstanding that a special edict, drawn up for the
+purpose in the days of his prosperity, had expressly declared that it
+should never be confiscated for any cause whatever. Great discontent
+existed among the people that Law had been suffered to escape. The mob
+and the Parliament would have been pleased to have seen him hanged.
+The few who had not suffered by the commercial revolution, rejoiced
+that the quack had left the country; but all those (and they were by
+far the most numerous class) whose fortunes were implicated, regretted
+that his intimate knowledge of the distress of the country, and of the
+causes that had led to it, had not been rendered more available in
+discovering a remedy.
+
+ At a meeting of the Council of Finance, and the general council of
+the Regency, documents were laid upon the table, from which it
+appeared that the amount of notes in circulation was 2700 millions.
+The Regent was called upon to explain how it happened that there was a
+discrepancy between the dates at which these issues were made, and
+those of the edicts by which they were authorised. He might have
+safely taken the whole blame upon himself, but he preferred that an
+absent man should bear a share of it, and he therefore stated that
+Law, upon his own authority, had issued 1200 millions of notes at
+different times, and that he (the Regent) seeing that the thing had
+been irrevocably done, had screened Law, by antedating the decrees of
+the council, which authorised the augmentation. It would have been
+more to his credit if he had told the whole truth while he was about
+it, and acknowledged that it was mainly through his extravagance and
+impatience that Law had been induced to overstep the bounds of safe
+speculation. It was also ascertained that the national debt, on the
+1st of January, 1721, amounted to upwards of $100 millions of livres,
+or more than 124,000,000 pounds sterling, the interest upon which was
+3,196,000 pounds. A commission, or visa, was forthwith appointed to
+examine into all the securities of the state creditors, who were to be
+divided into five classes, the first four comprising those who had
+purchased their securities with real effects, and the latter
+comprising those who could give no proofs that the transactions they
+had entered into were real and bona fide. The securities of the latter
+were ordered to be destroyed, while those of the first four classes
+were subjected to a most rigid and jealous scrutiny. The result of the
+labours of the visa was a report, in which they counselled the
+reduction of the interest upon these securities to fifty-six millions
+of livres. They justified this advice by a statement of the various
+acts of peculation and extortion which they had discovered, and an
+edict to that effect was accordingly published and duly registered by
+the parliaments of the kingdom.
+
+ Another tribunal was afterwards established, under the title of
+the Chambre de l'Arsenal, which took cognizance of all the
+malversations committed in the financial departments of the government
+during the late unhappy period. A Master of Requests, named Falhonet,
+together with the Abbe Clement, and two clerks in their employ, had
+been concerned in divers acts of peculation, to the amount of upwards
+of a million of livres. The first two were sentenced to be beheaded,
+and the latter to be hanged; but their punishment was afterwards
+commuted into imprisonment for life in the Bastile. Numerous other
+acts of dishonesty were discovered, and punished by fine and
+imprisonment.
+
+ D'Argenson shared with Law and the Regent the unpopularity which
+had alighted upon all those concerned in the Mississippi madness. He
+was dismissed from his post of Chancellor, to make room for
+D'Aguesseau; but he retained the title of Keeper of the Seals, and was
+allowed to attend the councils whenever he pleased. He thought it
+better, however, to withdraw from Paris, and live for a time a life of
+seclusion at his country-seat. But he was not formed for retirement,
+and becoming moody and discontented, he aggravated a disease under
+which he had long laboured, and died in less than a twelvemonth. The
+populace of of Paris so detested him, that they carried their hatred
+even to his grave. As his funeral procession passed to the church of
+St. Nicholas du Chardonneret, the burying-place of his family, it was
+beset by a riotous mob, and his two sons, who were following as
+chief-mourners, were obliged to drive as fast as they were able down a
+by-street to escape personal violence.
+
+ As regards Law, he for some time entertained a hope that he should
+be recalled to France, to aid in establishing its credit upon a firmer
+basis. The death of the Regent, in 1723, who expired suddenly, as he
+was sitting by the fireside conversing with his mistress, the Duchess
+de Phalaris, deprived him of that hope, and he was reduced to lead his
+former life of gambling. He was more than once obliged to pawn his
+diamond, the sole remnant of his vast wealth, but successful play
+generally enabled him to redeem it. Being persecuted by his creditors
+at Rome, he proceeded to Copenhagen, where he received permission from
+the English ministry to reside in his native country, his pardon for
+the murder of Mr. Wilson having been sent over to him in 1719. He was
+brought over in the admiral's ship, a circumstance which gave occasion
+for a short debate in the House of Lords. Earl Coningsby complained
+that a man, who had renounced both his country and his religion,
+should have been treated with such honour, and expressed his belief
+that his presence in England, at a time when the people were so
+bewildered by the nefarious practices of the South Sea directors,
+would be attended with no little danger. He gave notice of a motion on
+the subject; but it was allowed to drop, no other member of the House
+having the slightest participation in his lordship's fears. Law
+remained for about four years in England, and then proceeded to
+Venice, where he died in 1729, in very embarrassed circumstances. The
+following epitaph was written at the time :--
+
+"Ci git cet Ecossais celebre,
+Ce calculateur sans egal,
+Qui, par les regles de l'algebre,
+A mis la France a l'Hopital."
+
+ His brother, William Law, who had been concerned with him in the
+administration both of the Bank and the Louisiana Company, was
+imprisoned in the Bastile for alleged malversation, but no guilt was
+ever proved against him. He was liberated after fifteen months, and
+became the founder of a family, which is still known in France under
+the title of Marquises of Lauriston.
+
+ In the next chapter will be found an account of the madness which
+infected the people of England at the same time, and under very
+similar circumstances, but which, thanks to the energies and good
+sense of a constitutional government, was attended with results far
+less disastrous than those which were seen in France.
+
+
+THE SOUTH SEA BUBBLE
+
+At length corruption, like a general flood,
+Did deluge all, and avarice creeping on,
+Spread, like a low-born mist, and hid the sun.
+Statesmen and patriots plied alike the stocks,
+Peeress and butler shared alike the box;
+And judges jobbed, and bishops bit the town,
+And mighty dukes packed cards for half-a-crown:
+Britain was sunk in lucre's sordid charms.
+ --Pope.
+
+ The South Sea Company was originated by the celebrated Harley,
+Earl of Oxford, in the year 1711, with the view of restoring public
+credit, which had suffered by the dismissal of the Whig ministry, and
+of providing for the discharge of the army and navy debentures, and
+other parts of the floating debt, amounting to nearly ten millions
+sterling. A company of merchants, at that time without a name, took
+this debt upon themselves, and the government agreed to secure them,
+for a certain period, the interest of six per cent. To provide for
+this interest, amounting to 600,000 pounds per annum, the duties upon
+wines, vinegar, India goods, wrought silks, tobacco, whale-fins, and
+some other articles, were rendered permanent. The monopoly of the
+trade to the South Seas was granted, and the company, being
+incorporated by Act of Parliament, assumed the title by which it has
+ever since been known. The minister took great credit to himself for
+his share in this transaction, and the scheme was always called by his
+flatterers "the Earl of Oxford's masterpiece."
+
+ Even at this early period of its history, the most visionary ideas
+were formed by the company and the public of the immense riches of the
+eastern coast of South America. Everybody had heard of the gold and
+silver mines of Peru and Mexico; every one believed them to be
+inexhaustible, and that it was only necessary to send the manufactures
+of England to the coast, to be repaid a hundredfold in gold and silver
+ingots by the natives. A report, industriously spread, that Spain was
+willing to concede four ports, on the coasts of Chili and Peru, for
+the purposes of traffic, increased the general confidence; and for
+many years the South Sea Company's stock was in high favour.
+
+ Philip V of Spain, however, never had any intention of admitting
+the English to a free trade in the ports of Spanish America.
+Negotiations were set on foot, but their only result was the assiento
+contract, or the privilege of supplying the colonies with negroes for
+thirty years, and of sending once a year a vessel, limited both as to
+tonnage and value of cargo, to trade with Mexico, Peru, or Chili. The
+latter permission was only granted upon the hard condition, that the
+King of Spain should enjoy one-fourth of the profits, and a tax of
+five per cent. on the remainder. This was a great disappointment to
+the Earl of Oxford and his party, who were reminded much oftener than
+they found agreeable of the
+
+"Parturiunt montes, nascitur ridiculus mus,"
+
+But the public confidence in the South Sea Company was not shaken. The
+Earl of Oxford declared, that Spain would permit two ships, in
+addition to the annual ship, to carry out merchandise during the first
+year; and a list was published, in which all the ports and harbours of
+these coasts were pompously set forth as open to the trade of Great
+Britain. The first voyage of the annual ship was not made till the
+year 1717, and in the following year the trade was suppressed by the
+rupture with Spain.
+
+ The King's speech, at the opening of the session of 1717, made pointed
+allusion to the state of public credit, and recommended that proper
+measures should be taken to reduce the national debt. The two great
+monetary corporations, the South Sea Company and the Bank of England,
+made proposals to Parliament on the 20th of May ensuing. The South Sea
+Company prayed that their capital stock of ten millions might be
+increased to twelve, by subscription or otherwise, and offered to
+accept five per cent. instead of six upon the whole amount. The Bank
+made proposals equally advantageous. The House debated for some time,
+and finally three acts were passed, called the South Sea Act, the Bank
+Act, and the General Fund Act. By the first, the proposals of the
+South Sea Company were accepted, and that body held itself ready to
+advance the sum of two millions towards discharging the principal and
+interest of the debt due by the state for the four lottery funds of
+the ninth and tenth years of Queen Anne. By the second act, the Bank
+received a lower rate of interest for the sum of 1,775,027 pounds 15
+shillings due to it by the state, and agreed to deliver up to be
+cancelled as many Exchequer bills as amounted to two millions
+sterling, and to accept of an annuity of one hundred thousand pounds,
+being after the rate of five per cent, the whole redeemable at one
+year's notice. They were further required to be ready to advance, in
+case of need, a sum not exceeding 2,500,000 pounds upon the same terms
+of five per cent interest, redeemable by Parliament. The General Fund
+Act recited the various deficiencies, which were to be made good by
+the aids derived from the foregoing sources.
+
+ The name of the South Sea Company was thus continually before the
+public. Though their trade with the South American States produced
+little or no augmentation of their revenues, they continued to
+flourish as a monetary corporation. Their stock was in high request,
+and the directors, buoyed up with success, began to think of new means
+for extending their influence. The Mississippi scheme of John Law,
+which so dazzled and captivated the French people, inspired them with
+an idea that they could carry on the same game in England. The
+anticipated failure of his plans did not divert them from their
+intention. Wise in their own conceit, they imagined they could avoid
+his faults, carry on their schemes for ever, and stretch the cord of
+credit to its extremest tension, without causing it to snap asunder.
+
+ It was while Law's plan was at its greatest height of popularity,
+while people were crowding in thousands to the Rue Quincampoix, and
+ruining themselves with frantic eagerness, that the South Sea
+directors laid before Parliament their famous plan for paying off the
+national debt. Visions of boundless wealth floated before the
+fascinated eyes of the people in the two most celebrated countries of
+Europe. The English commenced their career of extravagance somewhat
+later than the French; but as soon as the delirium seized them, they
+were determined not to be outdone. Upon the 22nd of January 1720, the
+House of Commons resolved itself into a Committee of the whole House,
+to take into consideration that part of the King's speech at the
+opening of the session which related to the public debts, and the
+proposal of the South Sea Company towards the redemption and sinking
+of the same. The proposal set forth at great length, and under several
+heads, the debts of the state, amounting to 30,981,712 pounds, which
+the Company were anxious to take upon themselves, upon consideration
+of five per cent. per annum, secured to them until Midsummer 1727;
+after which time, the whole was to become redeemable at the pleasure
+of the legislature, and the interest to be reduced to four per cent.
+The proposal was received with great favour; but the Bank of England
+had many friends in the House of Commons, who were desirous that that
+body should share in the advantages that were likely to accrue. On
+behalf of this corporation it was represented, that they had performed
+great and eminent services to the state, in the most difficult times,
+and deserved, at least, that if any advantage was to be made by public
+bargains of this nature, they should be preferred before a company
+that had never done any thing for the nation. The further
+consideration of the matter was accordingly postponed for five days.
+In the mean time, a plan was drawn up by the Governors of the Bank.
+The South Sea Company, afraid that the Bank might offer still more
+advantageous terms to the government than themselves, reconsidered
+their former proposal, and made some alterations in it, which they
+hoped would render it more acceptable. The principal change was a
+stipulation that the government might redeem these debts at the
+expiration of four years, instead of seven, as at first suggested. The
+Bank resolved not to be outbidden in this singular auction, and the
+Governors also reconsidered their first proposal, and sent in a new
+one.
+
+ Thus, each corporation having made two proposals, the House began
+to deliberate. Mr. Robert Walpole was the chief speaker in favour of
+the Bank, and Mr. Aislabie, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, the
+principal advocate on behalf of the South Sea Company. It was
+resolved, on the 2nd of February, that the proposals of the latter
+were most advantageous to the country. They were accordingly received,
+and leave was given to bring in a bill to that effect.
+
+ Exchange Alley was in a fever of excitement. The Company's stock,
+which had been at a hundred and thirty the previous day, gradually
+rose to three hundred, and continued to rise with the most astonishing
+rapidity during the whole time that the bill in its several stages was
+under discussion. Mr. Walpole was almost the only statesman in the
+House who spoke out boldly against it. He warned them, in eloquent and
+solemn language, of the evils that would ensue. It countenanced, he
+said, "the dangerous practice of stockjobbing, and would divert the
+genius of the nation from trade and industry. It would hold out a
+dangerous lure to decoy the unwary to their ruin, by making them part
+with the earnings of their labour for a prospect of imaginary wealth.
+The great principle of the project was an evil of first-rate
+magnitude; it was to raise artificially the value of the stock, by
+exciting and keeping up a general infatuation, and by promising
+dividends out of funds which could never be adequate to the purpose.
+In a prophetic spirit he added, that if the plan succeeded, the
+directors would become masters of the government, form a new and
+absolute aristocracy in the kingdom, and control the resolutions of
+the legislature. If it failed, which he was convinced it would, the
+result would bring general discontent and ruin upon the country. Such
+would be the delusion, that when the evil day came, as come it would,
+the people would start up, as from a dream, and ask themselves if
+these things could have been true. All his eloquence was in vain. He
+was looked upon as a false prophet, or compared to the hoarse raven,
+croaking omens of evil. His friends, however, compared him to
+Cassandra, predicting evils which would only be believed when they
+came home to men's hearths, and stared them in the face at their own
+boards. Although, in former times, the House had listened with the
+utmost attention to every word that fell from his lips, the benches
+became deserted when it was known that he would speak on the South Sea
+question.
+
+ The bill was two months in its progress through the House of
+Commons. During this time every exertion was made by the directors and
+their friends, and more especially by the Chairman, the noted Sir John
+Blunt, to raise the price of the stock. The most extravagant rumours
+were in circulation. Treaties between England and Spain were spoken
+of, whereby the latter was to grant a free trade to all her colonies;
+and the rich produce of the mines of Potosi-la-Paz was to be brought
+to England until silver should become almost as plentiful as iron. For
+cotton and woollen goods, with which we could supply them in
+abundance, the dwellers in Mexico were to empty their golden mines.
+The company of merchants trading to the South Seas would be the
+richest the world ever saw, and every hundred pounds invested in it
+would produce hundreds per annum to the stockholder. At last the stock
+was raised by these means to near four hundred; but, after fluctuating
+a good deal, settled at three hundred and thirty, at which price it
+remained when the bill passed the Commons by a majority of 172 against
+55.
+
+ In the House of Lords the bill was hurried through all its stages with
+unexampled rapidity. On the 4th of April it was read a first time; on
+the 5th, it was read a second time; on the 6th, it was committed; and
+on the 7th, was read a third time, and passed.
+
+ Several peers spoke warmly against the scheme; but their warnings
+fell upon dull, cold ears. A speculating frenzy had seized them as
+well as the plebeians. Lord North and Grey said the bill was unjust in
+its nature, and might prove fatal in its consequences, being
+calculated to enrich the few and impoverish the many. The Duke of
+Wharton followed; but, as he only retailed at second-hand the
+arguments so eloquently stated by Walpole in the Lower House, he was
+not listened to with even the same attention that had been bestowed
+upon Lord North and Grey. Earl Cowper followed on the same side, and
+compared the bill to the famous horse of the siege of Troy. Like that,
+it was ushered in and received with great pomp and acclamations of
+joy, but bore within it treachery and destruction. The Earl of
+Sunderland endeavoured to answer all objections; and, on the question
+being put, there appeared only seventeen peers against, and
+eighty-three in favour of the project. The very same day on which it
+passed the Lords, it received the Royal assent, and became the law of
+the land.
+
+ It seemed at that time as if the whole nation had turned
+stockjobbers. Exchange Alley was every day blocked up by crowds, and
+Cornhill was impassable for the number of carriages. Everybody came to
+purchase stock. "Every fool aspired to be a knave." In the words of a
+ballad, published at the time, and sung about the streets, ["A South
+Sea Ballad; or, Merry Remarks upon Exchange Alley Bubbles. To a new
+tune, called 'The Grand Elixir; or, the Philosopher's Stone
+Discovered.'"]
+
+Then stars and garters did appear
+Among the meaner rabble;
+To buy and sell, to see and hear,
+The Jews and Gentiles squabble.
+
+The greatest ladies thither came,
+And plied in chariots daily,
+Or pawned their jewels for a sum
+To venture in the Alley.
+
+ The inordinate thirst of gain that had afflicted all ranks of
+society, was not to be slaked even in the South Sea. Other schemes, of
+the most extravagant kind, were started. The share-lists were speedily
+filled up, and an enormous traffic carried on in shares, while, of
+course, every means were resorted to, to raise them to an artificial
+value in the market.
+
+ Contrary to all expectation, South Sea stock fell when the bill
+received the Royal assent. On the 7th of April the shares were quoted
+at three hundred and ten, and. on the following day, at two hundred
+and ninety. Already the directors had tasted the profits of their
+scheme, and it was not likely that they should quietly allow the stock
+to find its natural level, without an effort to raise it. Immediately
+their busy emissaries were set to work. Every person interested in the
+success of the project endeavoured to draw a knot of listeners around
+him, to whom he expatiated on the treasures of the South American
+seas. Exchange Alley was crowded with attentive groups. One rumour
+alone, asserted with the utmost confidence, had an immediate effect
+upon the stock. It was said, that Earl Stanhope had received overtures
+in France from the Spanish Government to exchange Gibraltar and Port
+Mahon for some places on the coast of Peru, for the security and
+enlargement of the trade in the South Seas. Instead of one annual ship
+trading to those ports, and allowing the King of Spain twenty-five per
+cent. out of the profits, the Company might build and charter as many
+ships as they pleased, and pay no per centage whatever to any foreign
+potentate.
+
+Visions of ingots danced before their eyes,
+
+and stock rose rapidly. On the 12th of April, five days after the bill
+had become law, the directors opened their books for a subscription of
+a million, at the rate of 300 pounds for every 100 pounds capital.
+Such was the concourse of persons, of all ranks, that this first
+subscription was found to amount to above two millions of original
+stock. It was to be paid at five payments, of 60 pounds each for every
+100 pounds. In a few days the stock advanced to three hundred and
+forty, and the subscriptions were sold for double the price of the
+first payment. To raise the stock still higher, it was declared, in a
+general court of directors, on the 21st of April, that the midsummer
+dividend should be ten per cent., and that all subscriptions should be
+entitled to the same. These resolutions answering the end designed,
+the directors, to improve the infatuation of the monied men, opened
+their books for a second subscription of a million, at four hundred
+per cent. Such was the frantic eagerness of people of every class to
+speculate in these funds, that in the course of a few hours no less
+than a million and a half was subscribed at that rate.
+
+ In the mean time, innumerable joint-stock companies started up
+everywhere. They soon received the name of Bubbles, the most
+appropriate that imagination could devise. The populace are often most
+happy in the nicknames they employ. None could be more apt than that
+of Bubbles. Some of them lasted for a week, or a fortnight, and were
+no more heard of, while others could not even live out that short span
+of existence. Every evening produced new schemes, and every morning
+new projects. The highest of the aristocracy were as eager in this hot
+pursuit of gain as the most plodding jobber in Cornhill. The Prince of
+Wales became governor of one company, and is said to have cleared
+40,000 pounds by his speculations. [Coxe's Walpole, Correspondence
+between Mr. Secretary Craggs and Earl Stanhope.] The Duke of
+Bridgewater started a scheme for the improvement of London and
+Westminster, and the Duke of Chandos another. There were nearly a
+hundred different projects, each more extravagant and deceptive than
+the other. To use the words of the "Political State," they were "set
+on foot and promoted by crafty knaves, then pursued by multitudes of
+covetous fools, and at last appeared to be, in effect, what their
+vulgar appellation denoted them to be -- bubbles and mere
+cheats." It was computed that near one million and a half sterling was
+won and lost by these unwarrantable practices, to the impoverishment
+of many a fool, and the enriching of many a rogue.
+
+ Some of these schemes were plausible enough, and, had they been
+undertaken at a time when the public mind was unexcited, might have
+been pursued with advantage to all concerned. But they were
+established merely with the view of raising the shares in the market.
+The projectors took the first opportunity of a rise to sell out, and
+next morning the scheme was at an end. Maitland, in his History of
+London, gravely informs us, that one of the projects which received
+great encouragement, was for the establishment of a company "to make
+deal-boards out of saw-dust." This is, no doubt, intended as a joke;
+but there is abundance of evidence to show that dozens of schemes
+hardly a whir more reasonable, lived their little day, ruining
+hundreds ere they fell. One of them was for a wheel for perpetual
+motion -- capital, one million; another was "for encouraging the breed
+of horses in England, and improving of glebe and church lands, and
+repairing and rebuilding parsonage and vicarage houses." Why the
+clergy, who were so mainly interested in the latter clause, should
+have taken so much interest in the first, is only to be explained on
+the supposition that the scheme was projected by a knot of the
+foxhunting parsons, once so common in England. The shares of this
+company were rapidly subscribed for. But the most absurd and
+preposterous of all, and which showed, more completely than any other,
+the utter madness of the people, was one, started by an unknown
+adventurer, entitled "company for carrying on an undertaking of great
+advantage, but nobody to know what it is." Were not the fact stated by
+scores of credible witnesses, it would be impossible to believe that
+any person could have been duped by such a project. The man of genius
+who essayed this bold and successful inroad upon public credulity,
+merely stated in his prospectus that the required capital was half a
+million, in five thousand shares of 100 pounds each, deposit 2 pounds
+per share. Each subscriber, paying his deposit, would be entitled to
+100 pounds per annum per share. How this immense profit was to be
+obtained, he did not condescend to inform them at that time, but
+promised, that in a month full particulars should be duly announced,
+and a call made for the remaining 98 pounds of the subscription. Next
+morning, at nine o'clock, this great man opened an office in Cornhill.
+Crowds of people beset his door, and when he shut up at three o'clock,
+he found that no less than one thousand shares had been subscribed
+for, and the deposits paid. He was thus, in five hours, the winner of
+2,000 pounds. He was philosopher enough to be contented with his
+venture, and set off the same evening for the Continent. He was never
+heard of again.
+
+ Well might Swift exclaim, comparing Change Alley to a gulf in the
+South Sea,--
+
+Subscribers here by thousands float,
+And jostle one another down,
+Each paddling in his leaky boat,
+And here they fish for gold, and drown.
+
+Now buried in the depths below,
+Now mounted up to heaven again,
+They reel and stagger to and fro,
+At their wit's end, like drunken men
+
+Meantime, secure on Garraway cliffs,
+A savage race, by shipwrecks fed,
+Lie waiting for the foundered skiffs,
+And strip the bodies of the dead.
+
+ Another fraud that was very successful, was that of the "Globe
+Permits," as they were called. They were nothing more than square
+pieces of playing cards, on which was the impression of a seal, in
+wax, bearing the sign of the Globe Tavern, in the neighbourhood of
+Exchange Alley, with the inscription of "Sail Cloth Permits." The
+possessors enjoyed no other advantage from them than permission to
+subscribe, at some future time, to a new sail-cloth manufactory,
+projected by one who was then known to be a man of fortune, but who
+was afterwards involved in the peculation and punishment of the South
+Sea directors. These permits sold for as much as sixty guineas in the
+Alley.
+
+ Persons of distinction, of both sexes, were deeply engaged in all
+these bubbles, those of the male sex going to taverns and
+coffee-houses to meet their brokers, and the ladies resorting for the
+same purpose to the shops of milliners and haberdashers. But it did
+not follow that all these people believed in the feasibility of the
+schemes to which they subscribed; it was enough for their purpose that
+their shares would, by stock-jobbing arts, be soon raised to a
+premium, when they got rid of them with all expedition to the really
+credulous. So great was the confusion of the crowd in the alley, that
+shares in the same bubble were known to have been sold at the same
+instant ten per cent. higher at one end of the alley than at the
+other. Sensible men beheld the extraordinary infatuation of the people
+with sorrow and alarm. There were some, both in and out of Parliament,
+who foresaw clearly the ruin that was impending. Mr. Walpole did not
+cease his gloomy forebodings. His fears were shared by all the
+thinking few, and impressed most forcibly upon the government. On the
+11th of June, the day the Parliament rose, the King published a
+proclamation, declaring that all these unlawful projects should be
+deemed public nuisances, and prosecuted accordingly, and forbidding
+any broker, under a penalty of five hundred pounds, from buying or
+selling any shares in them. Notwithstanding this proclamation, roguish
+speculators still carried them on, and the deluded people still
+encouraged them. On the 12th of July, an order of the Lords Justices
+assembled in privy council was published, dismissing all the petitions
+that had been presented for patents and charters, and dissolving all
+the bubble companies. The following copy of their lordships' order,
+containing a list of all these nefarious projects, will not be deemed
+uninteresting at the present day, when there is but too much tendency
+in the public mind to indulge in similar practices :-
+
+"At the Council Chamber, Whitehall, the 12th day of July, 1720.
+Present, their Excellencies the Lords Justices in Council.
+
+ "Their Excellencies, the Lords Justices in council, taking into
+consideration the many inconveniences arising to the public from
+several projects set on foot for raising of joint stock for various
+purposes, and that a great many of his Majesty's subjects have been
+drawn in to part with their money on pretence of assurances that their
+petitions for patents and charters, to enable them to carry on the
+same, would be granted: to prevent such impositions, their
+Excellencies, this day, ordered the said several petitions, together
+with such reports from the Board of Trade, and from his Majesty's
+Attorney and Solicitor General, as had been obtained thereon, to be
+laid before them, and after mature consideration thereof, were
+pleased, by advice of his Majesty's Privy Council, to order that the
+said petitions be dismissed, which are as follow :--
+
+ "1. Petition of several persons, praying letters patent for
+carrying on a fishing trade, by the name of the Grand Fishery of Great
+Britain.
+
+ "2. Petition of the Company of the Royal Fishery of England,
+praying letters patent for such further powers as will effectually
+contribute to carry on the said fishery.
+
+ "3. Petition of George James, on behalf of himself and divers
+persons of distinction concerned in a national fishery; praying
+letters patent of incorporation to enable them to carry on the same.
+
+ "4. Petition of several merchants, traders, and others, whose
+names are thereunto subscribed, praying to be incorporated for
+reviving and carrying on a whale fishery to Greenland and elsewhere.
+
+ "5. Petition of Sir John Lambert, and others thereto subscribing,
+on behalf of themselves and a great number of merchants, praying to be
+incorporated for carrying on a Greenland trade, and particularly a
+whale fishery in Davis's Straits.
+
+ "6. Another petition for a Greenland trade.
+
+ "7. Petition of several merchants, gentlemen, and citizens,
+praying to be incorporated, for buying and building of ships to let or
+freight.
+
+ "8. Petition of Samuel Antrim and others, praying for letters
+patent for sowing hemp and flax.
+
+ "9. Petition of several merchants, masters of ships, sail-makers,
+and manufacturers of sail-cloth, praying a charter of incorporation,
+to enable them to carry on and promote the said manufactory by a joint
+stock.
+
+ "10. Petition of Thomas Boyd, and several hundred merchants,
+owners and masters of ships, sailmakers, weavers, and other traders,
+praying a charter of incorporation, empowering them to borrow money
+for purchasing lands, in order to the manufacturing sail-cloth and
+fine Holland.
+
+ "11. Petition on behalf of several persons interested in a patent
+granted by the late King William and Queen Mary, for the making of
+linen and sail-cloth, praying that no charter may be granted to any
+persons whatsoever for making sail-cloth, but that the privilege now
+enjoyed by them may be confirmed, and likewise an additional power to
+carry on the cotton and cotton-silk manufactures.
+
+ "12. Petition of several citizens, merchants, and traders in
+London, and others, subscribers to a British stock, for a general
+insurance from fire in any part of England, praying to be incorporated
+for carrying on the said undertaking.
+
+ "13. Petition of several of his Majesty's loyal snbjects of the
+city of London, and other parts of Great Britain, praying to be
+incorporated, for carrying on a general insurance from losses by fire
+within the kingdom of England.
+
+ "14. Petition of Thomas Burges, and others his Majesty's subjects
+thereto subscribing, in behalf of themselves and others, subscribers
+to a fund of 1,200,000 pounds, for carrying on a trade to his
+Majesty's German dominions, praying to be incorporated, by the name of
+the Harburg Company.
+
+ "15. Petition of Edward Jones, a dealer in timber, on behalf of
+himself and others, praying to be incorporated for the importation of
+timber from Germany.
+
+ "16. Petition of several merchants of London, praying a charter of
+incorporation for carrying on a salt-work.
+
+ "17. Petition of Captain Macphedris, of London, merchant, on
+behalf of himself and several merchants, clothiers, hatters, dyers,
+and other traders, praying a charter of incorporation, empowering them
+to raise a sufficient sum of money to purchase lands for planting and
+rearing a wood called madder, for the use of dyers.
+
+ "18. Petition of Joseph Galendo, of London, snuff-maker, praying a
+patent for his invention to prepare and cure Virginia tobacco for
+snuff in Virginia, and making it into the same in all his Majesty's
+dominions."
+
+LIST OF BUBBLES.
+
+ The following Bubble Companies were by the same order declared to
+be illegal, and abolished accordingly :--
+
+1. For the importation of Swedish iron.
+
+2. For supplying London with sea-coal. Capital, three millions.
+
+3. For building and rebuilding houses throughout all England. Capital,
+three millions.
+
+4. For making of muslin.
+
+5. For carrying on and improving the British alum works.
+
+6. For effectually settling the island of Blanco and Sal Tartagus.
+
+7. For supplying the town of Deal with fresh water.
+
+8. For the importation of Flanders lace.
+
+9. For improvement of lands in Great Britain. Capital, four millions.
+
+10. For encouraging the breed of horses in England, and improving of
+glebe and church lands, and for repairing and rebuilding parsonage and
+vicarage houses.
+
+11. For making of iron and steel in Great Britain.
+
+12. For improving the land in the county of Flint. Capital, one
+million.
+
+13. For purchasing lands to build on. Capital, two millions.
+
+14. For trading in hair.
+
+15. For erecting salt-works in Holy Island. Capital, two millions.
+
+16. For buying and selling estates, and lending money on mortgage.
+
+17. For carrying on an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody to
+know what it is.
+
+18. For paving the streets of London. Capital, two millions.
+
+19. For furnishing funerals to any part of Great Britain.
+
+20. For buying and selling lands and lending money at interest.
+Capital, five millions.
+
+21. For carrying on the Royal Fishery of Great Britain. Capital, ten
+millions.
+
+22. For assuring of seamen's wages.
+
+23. For erecting loan-offices for the assistance and encouragement of
+the industrious. Capital, two millions.
+
+24. For purchasing and improving leasable lands. Capital, four
+millions.
+
+25. For importing pitch and tar, and other naval stores, from North
+Britain and America.
+
+26. For the clothing, felt, and pantile trade.
+
+27. For purchasing and improving a manor and royalty in Essex.
+
+28. For insuring of horses. Capital, two millions.
+
+29. For exporting the woollen manufacture, and importing copper,
+brass, and iron. Capital, four millions.
+
+30. For a grand dispensary. Capital, three millions.
+
+31. For erecting mills and purchasing lead mines. Capital, two
+millions.
+
+32. For improving the art of making soap.
+
+33. For a settlement on the island of Santa Cruz.
+
+34. For sinking pits and smelting lead ore in Derbyshire.
+
+35. For making glass bottles and other glass.
+
+36. For a wheel for perpetual motion. Capital, one million.
+
+37. For improving of gardens.
+
+38. For insuring and increasing children's fortunes.
+
+39. For entering and loading goods at the custom-house, and for
+negotiating business for merchants.
+
+40. For carrying on a woollen manufacture in the north of England.
+
+41. For importing walnut-trees from Virginia. Capital, two millions.
+
+42. For making Manchester stuffs of thread and cotton.
+
+43. For making Joppa and Castile soap.
+
+44. For improving the wrought-iron and steel manufactures of this
+kingdom. Capital, four millions.
+
+45. For dealing in lace, Hollands, cambrics, lawns, &c. Capital, two
+millions.
+
+46. For trading in and improving certain commodities of the produce of
+this kingdom, &c. Capital, three millions.
+
+47. For supplying the London markets with cattle.
+
+48. For making looking-glasses, coach glasses, &c. Capital, two
+millions.
+
+49. For working the tin and lead mines in Cornwall and Derbyshire.
+
+50. For making rape-oil.
+
+51. For importing beaver fur. Capital, two millions.
+
+52. For making pasteboard and packing-paper.
+
+53. For importing of oils and other materials used in the woollen
+manufacture.
+
+54. For improving and increasing the silk manufactures.
+
+55. For lending money on stock, annuities, tallies, &c.
+
+56. For paying pensions to widows and others, at a small discount.
+Capital, two millions.
+
+57. For improving malt liquors. Capital, four millions.
+
+58. For a grand American fishery.
+
+59. For purchasing and improving the fenny lands in Lincolnshire.
+Capital, two millions.
+
+60. For improving the paper manufacture of Great Britain.
+
+61. The Bottomry Company.
+
+62. For drying malt by hot air.
+
+63. For carrying on a trade in the river Oronooko.
+
+64. For the more effectual making of baize, in Colchester and other
+parts of Great Britain.
+
+65. For buying of naval stores, supplying the victualling, and paying
+the wages of the workmen.
+
+66. For employing poor artificers, and furnishing merchants and others
+with watches.
+
+67. For improvement of tillage and the breed of cattle.
+
+68. Another for the improvement of our breed of horses.
+
+69. Another for a horse-insurance.
+
+70. For carrying on the corn trade of Great Britain.
+
+71. For insuring to all masters and mistresses the losses they may
+sustain by servants. Capital, three millions.
+
+72. For erecting houses or hospitals, for taking in and maintaining
+illegitimate children. Capital, two millions.
+
+73. For bleaching coarse sugars, without the use of fire or loss of
+substance.
+
+74. For building turnpikes and wharfs in Great Britain.
+
+75. For insuring from thefts and robberies.
+
+76. For extracting silver from lead.
+
+77. For making China and Delft ware. Capital, one million.
+
+78. For importing tobacco, and exporting it again to Sweden and the
+north of Europe. Capital, four millions.
+
+79. For making iron with pit coal.
+
+80. For furnishing the cities of London and Westminster with hay and
+straw. Capital, three millions.
+
+81. For a sail and packing cloth manufactory in Ireland.
+
+82. For taking up ballast.
+
+83. For buying and fitting out ships to suppress pirates.
+
+84. For the importation of timber from Wales. Capital, two millions.
+
+85. For rock-salt.
+
+86. For the transmutation of quicksilver into a malleable fine metal.
+
+ Besides these bubbles, many others sprang up daily, in spite of
+the condemnation of the Government and the ridicule of the still sane
+portion of the public. The print-shops teemed with caricatures, and
+the newspapers with epigrams and satires, upon the prevalent folly. An
+ingenious card-maker published a pack of South Sea playing-cards,
+which are now extremely rare, each card containing, besides the usual
+figures, of a very small size, in one corner, a caricature of a bubble
+company, with appropriate verses underneath. One of the most famous
+bubbles was "Puckle's Machine Company," for discharging round and
+square cannon-balls and bullets, and making a total revolution in the
+art of war. Its pretensions to public favour were thus summed up, on
+the eight of spades :--
+
+A rare invention to destroy the crowd
+Of fools at home, instead of fools abroad.
+Fear not, my friends, this terrible machine,
+They're only wounded who have shares therein.
+
+The nine of hearts was a caricature of the English Copper and Brass
+Company, with the following epigram :--
+
+The headlong fool that wants to be a swopper
+Of gold and silver coin for English copper,
+May, in Change Alley, prove himself an ass,
+And give rich metal for adulterate brass.
+
+The eight of diamonds celebrated the Company for the Colonization of
+Acadia, with this doggrel :--
+
+He that is rich and wants to fool away
+A good round sum in North America,
+Let him subscribe himself a headlong sharer,
+And asses' ears shall honour him or bearer.
+
+ And in a similar style every card of the pack exposed some knavish
+scheme, and ridiculed the persons who were its dupes. It was computed
+that the total amount of the sums proposed for carrying on these
+projects was upwards of three hundred millions sterling, a sum so
+immense that it exceeded the value of all the lands in England at
+twenty years' purchase.
+
+ It is time, however, to return to the great South Sea gulf, that
+swallowed the fortunes of so many thousands of the avaricious and the
+credulous. On the 29th of May, the stock had risen as high as five
+hundred, and about two-thirds of the government annuitants had
+exchanged the securities of the state for those of the South Sea
+Company. During the whole of the month of May the stock continued to
+rise, and on the 28th it was quoted at five hundred and fifty. In four
+days after this it took a prodigious leap, rising suddenly from five
+hundred and fifty to eight hundred and ninety. It was now the general
+opinion that the stock could rise no higher, and many persons took
+that opportunity of selling out, with a view of realising their
+profits. Many noblemen and persons in the train of the King, and about
+to accompany him to Hanover, were also anxious to sell out. So many
+sellers, and so few buyers, appeared in the Alley on the 3rd of June,
+that the stock fell at once from eight hundred and ninety to six
+hundred and forty. The directors were alarmed, and gave their agents
+orders to buy. Their efforts succeeded. Towards evening confidence was
+restored, and the stock advanced to seven hundred and fifty. It
+continued at this price, with some slight fluctuation, until the
+company closed their books on the 22nd of June.
+
+ It would be needless and uninteresting to detail the various arts
+employed by the directors to keep up the price of stock. It will be
+sufficient to state that it finally rose to one thousand per cent. It
+was quoted at this price in the commencement of August. The bubble was
+then full-blown, and began to quiver and shake, preparatory to its
+bursting.
+
+ Many of the government annuitants expressed dissatisfaction
+against the directors. They accused them of partiality in making out
+the lists for shares in each subscription. Further uneasiness was
+occasioned by its being generally known that Sir John Blunt, the
+chairman, and some others, had sold out. During the whole of the month
+of August the stock fell, and on the 2nd of September it was quoted at
+seven hundred only.
+
+ The state of things now became alarming. To prevent, if possible,
+the utter extinction of public confidence in their proceedings, the
+directors summoned a general court of the whole corporation, to
+meet in Merchant Tailors' Hall, on the 8th of September. By nine
+o'clock in the morning, the room was filled to suffocation; Cheapside
+was blocked up by a crowd unable to gain admittance, and the greatest
+excitement prevailed. The directors and their friends mustered in
+great numbers. Sir John Fellowes, the sub-governor, was called to the
+chair. He acquainted the assembly with the cause of their meeting,
+read to them the several resolutions of the court of directors, and
+gave them an account of their proceedings; of the taking in the
+redeemable and unredeemable funds, and of the subscriptions in money.
+Mr. Secretary Craggs then made a short speech, wherein he commended
+the conduct of the directors, and urged that nothing could more
+effectually contribute to the bringing this scheme to perfection than
+union among themselves. He concluded with a motion for thanking the
+court of directors for their prudent and skilful management, and for
+desiring them to proceed in such manner as they should think most
+proper for the interest and advantage of the corporation. Mr.
+Hungerford, who had rendered himself very conspicuous in the House of
+Commons for his zeal in behalf of the South Sea Company, and who was
+shrewdly suspected to have been a considerable gainer by knowing the
+right time to sell out, was very magniloquent on this occasion. He
+said that he had seen the rise and fall, the decay and resurrection of
+many communities of this nature, but that, in his opinion, none had
+ever performed such wonderful things in so short a time as the South
+Sea Company. They had done more than the crown, the pulpit, or the
+bench could do. They had reconciled all parties in one common
+interest; they had laid asleep, if not wholly extinguished, all the
+domestic jars and animosities of the nation. By the rise of their
+stock, monied men had vastly increased their fortunes;
+country-gentlemen had seen the value of their lands doubled and
+trebled in their hands. They had at the same time done good to the
+Church, not a few of the reverend clergy having got great sums by the
+project. In short, they had enriched the whole nation, and he hoped
+they had not forgotten themselves. There was some hissing at the
+latter part of this speech, which for the extravagance of its eulogy
+was not far removed from satire; but the directors and their friends,
+and all the winners in the room, applauded vehemently. The Duke of
+Portland spoke in a similar strain, and expressed his great wonder why
+anybody should be dissatisfied: of course, he was a winner by his
+speculations, and in a condition similar to that of the fat alderman
+in Joe Miller's Jests, who, whenever he had eaten a good dinner,
+folded his hands upon his paunch, and expressed his doubts whether
+there could be a hungry man in the world.
+
+ Several resolutions were passed at this meeting, but they had no
+effect upon the public. Upon the very same evening the stock fell to
+six hundred and forty, and on the morrow to five hundred and forty.
+Day after day it continued to fall, until it was as low as four
+hundred. In a letter dated September 13th, from Mr. Broderick, M.P. to
+Lord Chancellor Middleton, and published in Coxo's Walpole, the former
+says,--"Various are the conjectures why the South Sea directors have
+suffered the cloud to break so early. I made no doubt but they would
+do so when they found it to their advantage. They have stretched
+credit so far beyond what it would bear, that specie proves
+insufficient to support it. Their most considerable men have drawn
+out, securing themselves by the losses of the deluded, thoughtless
+numbers, whose understandings have been overruled by avarice and the
+hope of making mountains out of mole-hills. Thousands of families will
+be reduced to beggary. The consternation is inexpressible-- the rage
+beyond description, and the case altogether so desperate that I do not
+see any plan or scheme so much as thought of for averting the blow, so
+that I cannot pretend to guess what is next to be done." Ten days
+afterwards, the stock still falling, he writes,--"The Company have
+yet come to no determination, for they are in such a wood that they
+know not which way to turn. By several gentlemen lately come to town,
+I perceive the very name of a South-Sea-man grows abominable in every
+country. A great many goldsmiths are already run off, and more will
+daily. I question whether one-third, nay, one-fourth, of them can
+stand it. From the very beginning, I founded my judgment of the whole
+affair upon the unquestionable maxim, that ten millions (which is more
+than our running cash) could not circulate two hundred millions,
+beyond which our paper credit extended. That, therefore, whenever that
+should become doubtful, be the cause what it would, our noble state
+machine must inevitably fall to the ground."
+
+ On the 12th of September, at the earnest solicitation of Mr.
+Secretary Craggs, several conferences were held between the directors
+of the South Sea and the directors of the Bank. A report which was
+circulated, that the latter had agreed to circulate six millions of
+the South Sea Company's bonds, caused the stock to rise to six hundred
+and seventy; but in the afternoon, as soon as the report was known to
+be groundless, the stock fell again to five hundred and eighty; the
+next day to five hundred and seventy, and so gradually to four
+hundred. [Gay (the poet), in that disastrous year, had a present from
+young Craggs of some South Sea stock, and once supposed himself to be
+master of twenty thousand pounds. His friends persuaded him to sell
+his share, but he dreamed of dignity and splendour, and could not bear
+to obstruct his own fortune. He was then importuned to sell as much as
+would purchase a hundred a year for life, "which," says Fenton, "will
+make you sure of a clean shirt and a shoulder of mutton every day."
+This counsel was rejected; the profit and principal were lost, and Gay
+sunk under the calamity so low that his life became in
+danger.--Johnson's Lives of the Poets.]
+
+ The ministry were seriously alarmed at the aspect of affairs. The
+directors could not appear in the streets without being insulted;
+dangerous riots were every moment apprehended. Despatches were sent
+off to the King at Hanover, praying his immediate return. Mr. Walpole,
+who was staying at his country-seat, was sent for, that he might
+employ his known influence with the directors of the Bank of England
+to induce them to accept the proposal made by the South Sea Company
+for circulating a number of their bonds.
+
+ The Bank was very unwilling to mix itself up with the affairs of
+the Company; it dreaded being involved in calamities which it could
+not relieve, and received all overtures with visible reluctance. But
+the universal voice of the nation called upon it to come to the
+rescue. Every person of note in commercial politics was called in to
+advise in the emergency. A rough draft of a contract drawn up by Mr.
+Walpole was ultimately adopted as the basis of further negotiations,
+and the public alarm abated a little.
+
+ On the following day, the 20th of September, a general court of
+the South Sea Company was held at Merchant Tailors' Hall, in which
+resolutions were carried, empowering the directors to agree with the
+Bank of England, or any other persons, to circulate the Company's
+bonds, or make any other agreement with the Bank which they should
+think proper. One of the speakers, a Mr. Pulteney, said it was most
+surprising to see the extraordinary panic which had seized upon the
+people. Men were running to and fro in alarm and terror, their
+imaginations filled with some great calamity, the form and dimensions
+of which nobody knew.
+
+"Black it stood as night--
+Fierce as ten furies--terrible as hell."
+
+ At a general court of the Bank of England held two days
+afterwards, the governor informed them of the several meetings that
+had been held on the affairs of the South Sea Company, adding that the
+directors had not yet thought fit to come to any decision upon the
+matter. A resolution was then proposed, and carried without a
+dissentient voice, empowering the directors to agree with those of the
+South Sea to circulate their bonds, to what sum, and upon what terms,
+and for what time, they might think proper.
+
+ Thus both parties were at liberty to act as they might judge best
+for the public interest. Books were opened at the Bank for a
+subscription of three millions for the support of public credit, on
+the usual terms of 15 pounds per cent. deposit, per cent. premium, and
+5 pounds per cent. interest. So great was the concourse of people in
+the early part of the morning, all eagerly bringing their money, that
+it was thought the subscription would be filled that day; but before
+noon, the tide turned. In spite of all that could be done to prevent
+it, the South Sea Company's stock fell rapidly. Their bonds were in
+such discredit, that a run commenced upon the most eminent goldsmiths
+and bankers, some of whom having lent out great sums upon South Sea
+stock were obliged to shut up their shops and abscond. The Sword-blade
+Company, who had hitherto been the chief cashiers of the South Sea
+Company, stopped payment. This being looked upon as but the beginning
+of evil, occasioned a great run upon the Bank, who were now obliged to
+pay out money much faster than they had received it upon the
+subscription in the morning. The day succeeding was a holiday (the
+29th of September), and the Bank had a little breathing time. They
+bore up against the storm; but their former rivals, the South Sea
+Company, were wrecked upon it. Their stock fell to one hundred and
+fifty, and gradually, after various fluctuations, to one hundred and
+thirty-five.
+
+ The Bank, finding they were not able to restore public confidence,
+and stem the tide of ruin, without running the risk of being swept
+away with those they intended to save, declined to carry out the
+agreement into which they had partially entered. They were under no
+obligation whatever to continue; for the so called Bank contract was
+nothing more than the rough draught of an agreement, in which blanks
+had been left for several important particulars, and which contained
+no penalty for their secession. "And thus," to use the words of the
+Parliamentary History, "were seen, in the space of eight months, the
+rise, progress, and fall of that mighty fabric, which, being wound up
+by mysterious springs to a wonderful height, had fixed the eyes and
+expectations of all Europe, but whose foundation, being fraud,
+illusion, credulity, and infatuation, fell to the ground as soon as
+the artful management of its directors was discovered."
+
+ In the hey-day of its blood, during the progress of this dangerous
+delusion, the manners of the nation became sensibly corrupted. The
+Parliamentary inquiry, set on foot to discover the delinquents,
+disclosed scenes of infamy, disgraceful alike to the morals of the
+offenders and the intellects of the people among whom they had arisen.
+It is a deeply interesting study to investigate all the evils
+that were the result. Nations, like individuals, cannot become
+desperate gamblers with impunity. Punishment is sure to overtake them
+sooner or later. A celebrated writer [Smollett.] is quite wrong, when
+he says, "that such an era as this is the most unfavourable for a
+historian; that no reader of sentiment and imagination can be
+entertained or interested by a detail of transactions such as these,
+which admit of no warmth, no colouring, no embellishment; a detail of
+which only serves to exhibit an inanimate picture of tasteless vice
+and mean degeneracy." On the contrary, and Smollett might have
+discovered it, if he had been in the humour--the subject is capable of
+inspiring as much interest as even a novelist can desire. Is there no
+warmth in the despair of a plundered people?--no life and animation
+in the picture which might be drawn of the woes of hundreds of
+impoverished and ruined families? of the wealthy of yesterday become
+the beggars of to-day? of the powerful and influential changed into
+exiles and outcasts, and the voice of self-reproach and imprecation
+resounding from every corner of the land? Is it a dull or
+uninstructive picture to see a whole people shaking suddenly off the
+trammels of reason, and running wild after a golden vision, refusing
+obstinately to believe that it is not real, till, like a deluded hind
+running after an ignis fatuus, they are plunged into a quagmire? But
+in this false spirit has history too often been written. The intrigues
+of unworthy courtiers to gain the favour of still more unworthy kings;
+or the records of murderous battles and sieges have been dilated on,
+and told over and over again, with all the eloquence of style and all
+the charms of fancy; while the circumstances which have most deeply
+affected the morals and welfare of the people, have been passed over
+with but slight notice as dry and dull, and capable of neither warmth
+nor colouring.
+
+ During the progress of this famous bubble, England presented a
+singular spectacle. The public mind was in a state of unwholesome
+fermentation. Men were no longer satisfied with the slow but sure
+profits of cautious industry. The hope of boundless wealth for the
+morrow made them heedless and extravagant for to-day. A luxury, till
+then unheard-of, was introduced, bringing in its train a corresponding
+laxity of morals. The overbearing insolence of ignorant men, who had
+arisen to sudden wealth by successful gambling, made men of true
+gentility of mind and manners, blush that gold should have power to
+raise the unworthy in the scale of society. The haughtiness of some of
+these "cyphering cits," as they were termed by Sir Richard Steele, was
+remembered against them in the day of their adversity. In the
+Parliamentary inquiry, many of the directors suffered more for their
+insolence than for their peculation. One of them, who, in the
+full-blown pride of an ignorant rich man, had said that he would feed
+his horse upon gold, was reduced almost to bread and water for
+himself; every haughty look, every overbearing speech, was set down,
+and repaid them a hundredfold in poverty and humiliation.
+
+ The state of matters all over the country was so alarming, that
+George I shortened his intended stay in Hanover, and returned in all
+haste to England. He arrived on the 11th of November, and Parliament
+was summoned to meet on the 8th of December. In the mean time, public
+meetings were held in every considerable town of the empire, at which
+petitions were adopted, praying the vengeance of the Legislature upon
+the South Sea directors, who, by their fraudulent practices, had
+brought the nation to the brink of ruin. Nobody seemed to imagine that
+the nation itself was as culpable as the South Sea Company. Nobody
+blamed the credulity and avarice of the people,--the degrading lust of
+gain, which had swallowed up every nobler quality in the national
+character, or the infatuation which had made the multitude run their
+heads with such frantic eagerness into the net held out for them by
+scheming projectors. These things were never mentioned. The people
+were a simple, honest, hard-working people, ruined by a gang of
+robbers, who were to be hanged, drawn, and quartered without mercy.
+
+ This was the almost unanimous feeling of the country. The two
+Houses of Parliament were not more reasonable. Before the guilt of the
+South Sea directors was known, punishment was the only cry. The King,
+in his speech from the throne, expressed his hope that they would
+remember that all their prudence, temper, and resolution were
+necessary to find out and apply the proper remedy for their
+misfortunes. In the debate on the answer to the address, several
+speakers indulged in the most violent invectives against the directors
+of the South Sea project. The Lord Molesworth was particularly
+vehement. "It had been said by some, that there was no law to punish
+the directors of the South Sea Company, who were justly looked upon as
+the authors of the present misfortunes of the state. In his opinion
+they ought, upon this occasion, to follow the example of the ancient
+Romans, who, having no law against parricide, because their
+legislators supposed no son could be so unnaturally wicked as to
+embrue his hands in his father's blood, made a law to punish this
+heinous crime as soon as it was committed. They adjudged the guilty
+wretch to be sown in a sack, and thrown alive into the Tyber. He
+looked upon the contrivers and executors of the villanous South Sea
+scheme as the parricides of their country, and should be satisfied to
+see them tied in like manner in sacks, and thrown into the Thames."
+Other members spoke with as much want of temper and discretion. Mr.
+Walpole was more moderate. He recommended that their first care should
+be to restore public credit. "If the city of London were on fire, all
+wise men would aid in extinguishing the flames, and preventing the
+spread of the conflagration before they inquired after the
+incendiaries. Public credit had received a dangerous wound, and lay
+bleeding, and they ought to apply a speedy remedy to it. It was time
+enough to punish the assassin afterwards." On the 9th of December an
+address, in answer to his Majesty's speech, was agreed upon, after an
+amendment, which was carried without a division, that words should be
+added expressive of the determination of the House not only to seek a
+remedy for the national distresses, but to punish the authors of them.
+
+ The inquiry proceeded rapidly. The directors were ordered to lay
+before the House a full account of all their proceedings. Resolutions
+were passed to the effect that the calamity was mainly owing to the
+vile arts of stockjobbers, and that nothing could tend more to the
+re-establishment of public credit than a law to prevent this infamous
+practice. Mr. Walpole then rose, and said, that "as he had previously
+hinted, he had spent some time upon a scheme for restoring public
+credit, but that, the execution of it depending upon a position which
+had been laid down as fundamental, he thought it proper, before he
+opened out his scheme, to be informed whether he might rely upon that
+foundation. It was, whether the subscription of public debts and
+encumbrances, money subscriptions, and other contracts, made with the
+South Sea Company should remain in the present state?" This question
+occasioned an animated debate. It was finally agreed, by a majority of
+259 against 117, that all these contracts should remain in their
+present state, unless altered for the relief of the proprietors by a
+general court of the South Sea Company, or set aside by due course of
+law. On the following day Mr. Walpole laid before a committee of the
+whole House his scheme for the restoration of public credit, which
+was, in substance, to ingraft nine millions of South Sea stock into
+the Bank of England, and the same sum into the East India Company,
+upon certain conditions. The plan was favourably received by the
+House. After some few objections, it was ordered that proposals should
+be received from the two great corporations. They were both unwilling
+to lend their aid, and the plan met with a warm but fruitless
+opposition at the general courts summoned for the purpose of
+deliberating upon it. They, however, ultimately agreed upon the terms
+on which they would consent to circulate the South Sea bonds, and
+their report, being presented to the committee, a bill was brought in,
+under the superintendence of Mr. Walpole, and safely carried through
+both Houses of Parliament.
+
+ A bill was at the same time brought in, for restraining the South
+Sea directors, governor, sub-governor, treasurer, cashier, and clerks
+from leaving the kingdom for a twelvemonth, and for discovering their
+estates and effects, and preventing them from transporting or
+alienating the same. All the most influential members of the House
+supported the bill. Mr. Shippen, seeing Mr. Secretary Craggs in his
+place, and believing the injurious rumours that were afloat of that
+minister's conduct in the South Sea business, determined to touch him
+to the quick. He said, he was glad to see a British House of Commons
+resuming its pristine vigour and spirit, and acting with so much
+unanimity for the public good. It was necessary to secure the persons
+and estates of the South Sea directors and their officers; "but," he
+added, looking fixedly at Mr. Craggs as he spoke, "there were other
+men in high station, whom, in time, he would not be afraid to name,
+who were no less guilty than the directors." Mr. Craggs arose in great
+wrath, and said, that if the innuendo were directed against him, he
+was ready to give satisfaction to any man who questioned him, either
+in the House or out of it. Loud cries of order immediately arose on
+every side. In the midst of the uproar Lord Molesworth got up, and
+expressed his wonder at the boldness of Mr. Craggs in challenging the
+whole House of Commons. He, Lord Molesworth, though somewhat old, past
+sixty, would answer Mr. Craggs whatever he had to say in the House,
+and he trusted there were plenty of young men beside him, who would
+not be afraid to look Mr. Craggs in the face, out of the House. The
+cries of order again resounded from every side; the members arose
+simultaneously; everybody seemed to be vociferating at once. The
+Speaker in vain called order. The confusion lasted several minutes,
+during which Lord Molesworth and Mr. Craggs were almost the only
+members who kept their seats. At last the call for Mr. Craggs became
+so violent that he thought proper to submit to the universal feeling
+of the House, and explain his unparliamentary expression. He said,
+that by giving satisfaction to the impugners of his conduct in that
+House, he did not mean that he would fight, but that he would explain
+his conduct. Here the matter ended, and the House proceeded to debate
+in what manner they should conduct their inquiry into the affairs of
+the South Sea Company, whether in a grand or a select committee.
+Ultimately, a Secret Committee of thirteen was appointed, with power
+to send for persons, papers, and records.
+
+ The Lords were as zealous and as hasty as the Commons. The Bishop
+of Rochester said the scheme had been like a pestilence. The Duke of
+Wharton said the House ought to show no respect of persons; that, for
+his part, he would give up the dearest friend he had, if he had been
+engaged in the project. The nation had been plundered in a most
+shameful and flagrant manner, and he would go as far as anybody in the
+punishment of the offenders. Lord Stanhope said, that every farthing
+possessed by the criminals, whether directors or not directors, ought
+to be confiscated, to make good the public losses.
+
+ During all this time the public excitement was extreme. We learn,
+front Coxe's Walpole, that the very name of a South Sea director was
+thought to be synonymous with every species of fraud and villany.
+Petitions from counties, cities, and boroughs, in all parts of the
+kingdom, were presented, crying for the justice due to an injured
+nation and the punishment of the villanous peculators. Those moderate
+men, who would not go to extreme lengths, even in the punishment of
+the guilty, were accused of being accomplices, were exposed to
+repeated insults and virulent invectives, and devoted, both in
+anonymous letters and public writings, to the speedy vengeance of an
+injured people. The accusations against Mr. Aislabie, Chancellor of
+the Exchequer, and Mr. Craggs, another member of the ministry, were so
+loud, that the House of Lords resolved to proceed at once into the
+investigation concerning them. It was ordered, on the 21st of January,
+that all brokers concerned in the South Sea scheme should lay before
+the House an account of the stock or subscriptions bought or sold by
+them for any of the officers of the Treasury or Exchequer, or in trust
+for any of them, since Michaelmas 1719. When this account was
+delivered, it appeared that large quantities of stock had been
+transferred to the use of Mr. Aislabie. Five of the South Sea
+directors, ineluding Mr. Edward Gibbon, the grandfather of the
+celebrated historian, were ordered into the custody of the black rod.
+Upon a motion made by Earl Stanhope, it was unanimously resolved, that
+the taking in or giving credit for stock without a valuable
+consideration actually paid or sufficiently secured; or the purchasing
+stock by any director or agent of the South Sea Company, for the use
+or benefit of any member of the administration, or any member of
+either House of Parliament, during such time as the South Sea Bill was
+yet pending in Parliament, was a notorious and dangerous corruption.
+Another resolution was passed a few days afterwards, to the effect
+that several of the directors and officers of the Company having, in a
+clandestine manner, sold their own stock to the Company, had been
+guilty of a notorious fraud and breach of trust, and had thereby
+mainly caused the unhappy turn of affairs that had so much affected
+public credit. Mr. Aislabie resigned his office as Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, and absented himself from Parliament until the formal
+inquiry into his individual guilt was brought under the consideration
+of the Legislature.
+
+ In the mean time, Knight, the treasurer of the Company, and who
+was intrusted with all the dangerous secrets of the dishonest
+directors, packed up his books and documents, and made his escape from
+the country. He embarked in disguise, in a small boat on the river,
+and proceeding to a vessel hired for the purpose, was safely conveyed
+to Calais. The Committee of Secrecy informed the House of the
+circumstance, when it was resolved unanimously that two addresses
+should be presented to the King; the first praying that he would issue
+a proclamation, offering a reward for the apprehension of Knight; and
+the second, that he would give immediate orders to stop the ports, and
+to take effectual care of the coasts, to prevent the said Knight, or
+any other officers of the South Sea Company, from escaping out of the
+kingdom. The ink was hardly dry upon these addresses before they were
+carried to the King by Mr. Methuen, deputed by the House for that
+purpose. The same evening a royal proclamation was issued, offering a
+reward of two thousand pounds for the apprehension of Knight. The
+Commons ordered the doors of the House to be locked, and the keys to
+be placed upon the table. General Ross, one of the members of the
+Committee of Secrecy, acquainted them that they had already discovered
+a train of the deepest villany and fraud that Hell had ever contrived
+to ruin a nation, which in due time they would lay before the House.
+In the mean time, in order to a further discovery, the Committee
+thought it highly necessary to secure the persons of some of the
+directors and principal South Sea officers, and to seize their papers.
+A motion to this effect having been made, was carried unanimously. Sir
+Robert Chaplin, Sir Theodore Janssen, Mr. Sawbridge, and Mr. F. Eyles,
+members of the House, and directors of the South Sea Company, were
+summoned to appear in their places, and answer for their corrupt
+practices. Sir Theodore Janssen and Mr. Sawbridge answered to their
+names, and endeavoured to exculpate themselves. The House heard them
+patiently, and then ordered them to withdraw. A motion was then made,
+and carried nemine contradicente, that they had been guilty of a
+notorious breach of trust--had occasioned much loss to great numbers
+of his Majesty's subjects, and had highly prejudiced the public
+credit. It was then ordered that, for their offence, they should be
+expelled the House, and taken into the custody of the
+sergeant-at-arms. Sir Robert Chaplin and Mr. Eyles, attending in their
+places four days afterwards, were also expelled the House. It was
+resolved at the same time to address the King, to give directions to
+his ministers at foreign courts to make application for Knight, that
+he might be delivered up to the English authorities, in ease he took
+refuge in any of their dominions. The King at once agreed, and
+messengers were despatched to all parts of the Continent the same
+night.
+
+ Among the directors taken into custody, was Sir John Blunt, the man
+whom popular opinion has generally accused of having been the original
+author and father of the scheme. This man, we are informed by Pope, in
+his epistle to Allen, Lord Bathurst, was a dissenter, of a most
+religious deportment, and professed to be a great believer. He
+constantly declaimed against the luxury and corruption of the age, the
+partiality of parliaments, and the misery of party spirit. He was
+particularly eloquent against avarice in great and noble persons. He
+was originally a scrivener, and afterwards became, not only a
+director, but the most active manager of the South Sea Company.
+Whether it was during his career in this capacity that he first began
+to declaim against the avarice of the great, we are not informed. He
+certainly must have seen enough of it to justify his severest
+anathema; but if the preacher had himself been free from the vice he
+condemned, his declamations would have had a better effect. He was
+brought up in custody to the bar of the House of Lords, and underwent
+a long examination. He refused to answer several important questions.
+He said he had been examined already by a committee of the House of
+Commons, and as he did not remember his answers, and might contradict
+himself, he refused to answer before another tribunal. This
+declaration, in itself an indirect proof of guilt, occasioned some
+commotion in the House. He was again asked peremptorily whether he had
+ever sold any portion of the stock to any member of the
+administration, or any member of either House of Parliament, to
+facilitate the passing of the hill. He again declined to answer. He
+was anxious, he said, to treat the House with all possible respect,
+but he thought it hard to be compelled to accuse himself. After
+several ineffectual attempts to refresh his memory, he was directed to
+withdraw. A violent discussion ensued between the friends and
+opponents of the ministry. It was asserted that the administration
+were no strangers to the convenient taciturnity of Sir John Blunt. The
+Duke of Wharton made a reflection upon the Earl Stanhope, which the
+latter warmly resented. He spoke under great excitement, and with such
+vehemence as to cause a sudden determination of blood to the head. He
+felt himself so ill that he was obliged to leave the House and retire
+to his chamber. He was cupped immediately, and also let blood on the
+following morning, but with slight relief. The fatal result was not
+anticipated. Towards evening he became drowsy, and turning himself on
+his face, expired. The sudden death of this statesman caused great
+grief to the nation. George I was exceedingly affected, and shut
+himself up for some hours in his closet, inconsolable for his loss.
+
+ Knight, the treasurer of the company, was apprehended at
+Tirlemont, near Liege, by one of the secretaries of Mr. Leathes, the
+British resident at Brussels, and lodged in the citadel of Antwerp.
+Repeated applications were made to the court of Austria to deliver him
+up, but in vain. Knight threw himself upon the protection of the
+states of Brabant, and demanded to be tried in that country. It was a
+privilege granted to the states of Brabant by one of the articles of
+the Joyeuse Entree, that every criminal apprehended in that country
+should be tried in that country. The states insisted on their
+privilege, and refused to deliver Knight to the British authorities.
+The latter did not cease their solicitations; but in the mean time,
+Knight escaped from the citadel.
+
+ On the 16th of February the Committee of Secrecy made their first
+report to the House. They stated that their inquiry had been attended
+with numerous difficulties and embarrassments; every one they had
+examined had endeavoured, as far as in him lay, to defeat the ends of
+justice. In some of the books produced before them, false and
+fictitious entries had been made; in others, there were entries of
+money, with blanks for the name of the stockholders. There were
+frequent erasures and alterations, and in some of the books leaves
+were torn out. They also found that some books of great importance had
+been destroyed altogether, and that some had been taken away or
+secreted. At the very entrance into their inquiry, they had observed
+that the matters referred to them were of great variety and extent.
+Many persons had been intrusted with various parts in the execution of
+the law, and under colour thereof had acted in an unwarrantable
+manner, in disposing of the properties of many thousands of persons,
+amounting to many millions of money. They discovered that, before the
+South Sea Act was passed, there was an entry in the Company's books of
+the sum of 1,259,325 pounds, upon account of stock stated to have been
+sold to the amount of 574,500 pounds. This stock was all fictitious,
+and had been disposed of with a view to promote the passing of the
+bill. It was noted as sold at various days, and at various prices,
+from 150 to 325 per cent. Being surprised to see so large an account
+disposed of, at a time when the Company were not empowered to increase
+their capital, the committee determined to investigate most carefully
+the whole transaction. The governor, sub-governor, and several
+directors were brought before them, and examined rigidly. They found
+that, at the time these entries were made, the Company was not in
+possession of such a quantity of stock, having in their own right only
+a small quantity, not exceeding thirty thousand pounds at the utmost.
+Pursuing the inquiry, they found that this amount of stock, was to be
+esteemed as taken in or holden by the Company, for the benefit of the
+pretended purchasers, although no mutual agreement was made for its
+delivery or acceptance at any certain time. No money was paid down,
+nor any deposit or security whatever given to the Company by the
+supposed purchasers; so that if the stock had fallen, as might have
+been expected, had the act not passed, they would have sustained no
+loss. If, on the contrary, the price of stock advanced (as it actually
+did by the success of the scheme), the difference by the advanced
+price was to be made good to them. Accordingly, after the passing of
+the act, the account of stock was made up and adjusted with Mr.
+Knight, and the pretended purchasers were paid the difference out of
+the Company's cash. This fictitious stock, which had been chiefly at
+the disposal of Sir John Blunt, Mr. Gibbon, and Mr. Knight, was
+distributed among several members of the government and their
+connexions, by way of bribe, to facilitate the passing of the bill. To
+the Earl of Sunderland was assigned 50,000 pounds of this stock; to
+the Duchess of Kendal 10,000 pounds; to the Countess of Platen 10,000
+pounds; to her two nieces 10,000 pounds; to Mr. Secretary Craggs
+30,000 pounds; to Mr. Charles Stanhope (one of the Secretaries of the
+Treasury) 10,000 pounds; to the Swordblade Company 50,000 pounds. It
+also appeared that Mr. Stanhope had received the enormous sum of
+250,000 pounds as the difference in the price of some stock, through
+the hands of Turner, Caswall, and Co., but that his name had been
+partly erased from their books, and altered to Stangape. Aislabie, the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer, had made profits still more abominable.
+He had an account with the same firm, who were also South Sea
+directors, to the amount of 794,451 pounds. He had, besides, advised
+the Company to make their second subscription one million and a half,
+instead of a million, by their own authority, and without any warrant.
+The third subscription had been conducted in a manner as disgraceful.
+Mr. Aislabie's name was down for 70,000 pounds; Mr. Craggs, senior,
+for 659,000 pounds; the Earl of Sunderland's for 160,000 pounds; and
+Mr. Stanhope for 47,000 pounds. This report was succeeded by six
+others, less important. At the end of the last, the committee declared
+that the absence of Knight, who had been principally intrusted,
+prevented them from carrying on their inquiries.
+
+ The first report was ordered to be printed, and taken into
+consideration on the next day but one succeeding. After a very angry
+and animated debate, a series of resolutions were agreed to,
+condemnatory of the conduct of the directors, of the members of the
+Parliament and of the administration concerned with them; and
+declaring that they ought, each and all, to make satisfaction out of
+their own estates for the injury they had done the public. Their
+practices were declared to be corrupt, infamous, and dangerous; and a
+bill was ordered to be brought in for the relief of the unhappy
+sufferers.
+
+ Mr. Charles Stanhope was the first person brought to account for his
+share in these transactions. He urged in his defence that, for some
+years past, he had lodged all the money he was possessed of in Mr.
+Knight's hands, and whatever stock Mr. Knight had taken in for him, he
+had paid a valuable consideration for it. As to the stock that had
+been bought for him by Turner, Caswall, and Co. he knew nothing about
+it. Whatever had been done in that matter was done without his
+authority, and he could not be responsible for it. Turner and Co. took
+the latter charge upon themselves, but it was notorious to every
+unbiassed and unprejudiced person that Mr. Stanhope was a gainer of
+the 250,000 pounds which lay in the hands of that firm to his credit.
+He was, however, acquitted by a majority of three only. The greatest
+exertions were made to screen him. Lord Stanhope, the son of the Earl
+of Chesterfield, went round to the wavering members, using all the
+eloquence he was possessed of to induce them either to vote for the
+acquittal or to absent themselves from the house. Many weak-headed
+country-gentlemen were led astray by his persuasions, and the result
+was as already stated. The acquittal caused the greatest discontent
+throughout the country. Mobs of a menacing character assembled in
+different parts of London; fears of riots were generally entertained,
+especially as the examination of a still greater delinquent was
+expected by many to have a similar termination. Mr. Aislabie, whose
+high office and deep responsibilities should have kept him honest,
+even had native principle been insufficient, was very justly regarded
+as perhaps the greatest criminal of all. His case was entered into
+on the day succeeding the acquittal of Mr. Starthope. Great excitement
+prevailed, and the lobbies and avenues of the house were beset by
+crowds, impatient to know the result. The debate lasted the whole day.
+Mr. Aislabie found few friends: his guilt was so apparent and so
+heinous that nobody had courage to stand up in his favour. It was
+finally resolved, without a dissentient voice, that Mr. Aislabie had
+encouraged and promoted the destructive execution of the South Sea
+scheme with a view to his own exorbitant profit, and had combined with
+the directors in their pernicious practices to the ruin of the public
+trade and credit of the kingdom: that he should for his offences be
+ignominiously expelled from the House of Commons, and committed a
+close prisoner to the Tower of London; that he should be restrained
+from going out of the kingdom for a whole year, or till the end of the
+next session of Parliament; and that he should make out a correct
+account of all his estate, in order that it might be applied to the
+relief of those who had suffered by his malpractices.
+
+ This verdict caused the greatest joy. Though it was delivered at
+half-past twelve at night, it soon spread over the city. Several
+persons illuminated their houses in token of their joy. On the
+following day, when Mr. Aislabie was conveyed to the Tower, the mob
+assembled on Tower-hill with the intention of hooting and pelting him.
+Not succeeding in this, they kindled a large bonfire, and danced
+around it in the exuberance of their delight. Several bonfires were
+made in other places; London presented the appearance of a holiday,
+and people congratulated one another as if they had just escaped from
+some great calamity. The rage upon the acquittal of Mr. Stanhope had
+grown to such a height that none could tell where it would have ended,
+had Mr. Aislabie met with the like indulgence.
+
+ To increase the public satisfaction, Sir George Caswall, of the
+firm of Turner, Caswall, & Co. was expelled the House on the following
+day, and ordered to refund the sum of 250,000 pounds.
+
+ That part of the report of the Committee of Secrecy which related
+to the Earl of Sunderland was next taken into consideration. Every
+effort was made to clear his Lordship from the imputation. As the case
+against him rested chiefly on the evidence extorted from Sir John
+Blunt, great pains were taken to make it appear that Sir John's word
+was not to be believed, especially in a matter affecting the honour of
+a peer and privy councillor. All the friends of the ministry rallied
+around the Earl, it being generally reported that a verdict of guilty
+against him would bring a Tory ministry into power. He was eventually
+acquitted, by a majority of 233 against 172; but the country was
+convinced of his guilt. The greatest indignation was everywhere
+expressed, and menacing mobs again assembled in London. Happily no
+disturbances took place.
+
+ This was the day on which Mr. Craggs, the elder, expired. The
+morrow had been appointed for the consideration of his case. It was
+very generally believed that he had poisoned himself. It appeared,
+however, that grief for the loss of his son, one of the Secretaries of
+the Treasury, who had died five weeks previously of the small-pox,
+preyed much on his mind. For this son, dearly beloved, he had been
+amassing vast heaps of riches: he had been getting money, but not
+honestly; and he for whose sake he had bartered his honour and sullied
+his fame, was now no more. The dread of further exposure increased his
+trouble of mind, and ultimately brought on an apoplectic fit, in which
+he expired. He left a fortune of a million and a half, which was
+afterwards confiscated for the benefit of the sufferers by the unhappy
+delusion he had been so mainly instrumental in raising.
+
+ One by one the case of every director of the Company was taken
+into consideration. A sum amounting to two millions and fourteen
+thousand pounds was confiscated from their estates towards repairing
+the mischief they had done, each man being allowed a certain residue,
+in proportion to his conduct and circumstances, with which he might
+begin the world anew. Sir John Blunt was only allowed 5,000 pounds out
+of his fortune of upwards of 183,000 pounds; Sir John Fellows was
+allowed 10,000 pounds out of 243,000 pounds; Sir Theodore Janssen,
+50,000 pounds out of 243,000 pounds; Mr. Edward Gibbon, 10,000
+pounds out of 106,000 pounds.; Sir John Lambert, 5000 pounds out of
+72,000 pounds. Others, less deeply involved, were treated with greater
+liberality. Gibbon, the historian, whose grandfather was the Mr.
+Edward Gibbon so severely mulcted, has given, in the Memoirs of his
+Life and Writings, an interesting account of the proceedings in
+Parliament at this time. He owns that he is not an unprejudiced
+witness; but, as all the writers from which it is possible to extract
+any notice of the proceedings of these disastrous years, were
+prejudiced on the other side, the statements of the great historian
+become of additional value. If only on the principle of audi alteram
+partem, his opinion is entitled to consideration. "In the year 1716,"
+he says, "my grandfather was elected one of the directors of the South
+Sea Company, and his books exhibited the proof that before his
+acceptance of that fatal office, he had acquired an independent
+fortune of 60,000 pounds. But his fortune was overwhelmed in the
+shipwreck of the year twenty, and the labours of thirty years were
+blasted in a single day. Of the use or abuse of the South Sea scheme,
+of the guilt or innocence of my grandfather and his brother directors,
+I am neither a competent nor a disinterested judge. Yet the equity of
+modern times must condemn the violent and arbitrary proceedings, which
+would have disgraced the cause of justice, and rendered injustice
+still more odious. No sooner had the nation awakened from its golden
+dream, than a popular, and even a Parliamentary clamour, demanded its
+victims; but it was acknowledged on all sides, that the directors,
+however guilty, could not be touched by any known laws of the land.
+The intemperate notions of Lord Molesworth were not literally acted
+on; but a bill of pains and penalties was introduced -- a retro-active
+statute, to punish the offences which did not exist at the time they
+were committed. The Legislature restrained the persons of the
+directors, imposed an exorbitant security for their appearance, and
+marked their character with a previous note of ignominy. They were
+compelled to deliver, upon oath, the strict value of their estates,
+and were disabled from making any transfer or alienation of any part
+of their property. Against a bill of pains and penalties, it is the
+common right of every subject to be heard by his counsel at the bar.
+They prayed to be heard. Their prayer was refused, and their
+oppressors, who required no evidence, would listen to no defence. It
+had been at first proposed, that one eighth of their respective
+estates should be allowed for the future support of the directors; but
+it was speciously urged, that in the various shades of opulence and
+guilt, such a proportion would be too light for many, and for some
+might possibly be too heavy. The character and conduct of each man
+were separately weighed; but, instead of the calm solemnity of a
+judicial inquiry, the fortune and honour of thirty-three Englishmen
+were made the topics of hasty conversation, the sport of a lawless
+majority; and the basest member of the committee, by a malicious word,
+or a silent vote, might indulge his general spleen or personal
+animosity. Injury was aggravated by insult, and insult was embittered
+by pleasantry. Allowances of 20 pounds or 1 shilling were facetiously
+moved. A vague report that a director had formerly been concerned in
+another project, by which some unknown persons had lost their money,
+was admitted as a proof of his actual guilt. One man was ruined
+because he had dropped a foolish speech, that his horses should feed
+upon gold; another, because he was grown so proud, that one day, at
+the Treasury, he had refused a civil answer to persons much above him.
+All were condemned, absent and unheard, in arbitrary fines and
+forfeitures, which swept away the greatest part of their substance.
+Such bold oppression can scarcely be shielded by the omnipotence of
+Parliament. My grandfather could not expect to be treated with more
+lenity than his companions. His Tory principles and connexions
+rendered him obnoxious to the ruling powers. His name was reported in
+a suspicious secret. His well-known abilities could not plead the
+excuse of ignorance or error. In the first proceedings against the
+South Sea directors, Mr. Gibbon was one of the first taken into
+custody, and in the final sentence the measure of his fine proclaimed
+him eminently guilty. The total estimate, which he delivered on oath
+to the House of Commons, amounted to 106,543 pounds 5 shillings 6
+pence, exclusive of antecedent settlements. Two different allowances
+of 15,000 pounds and of 10,000 pounds were moved for Mr. Gibbon; but,
+on the question being put, it was carried without a division for the
+smaller sum. On these ruins, with the skill and credit of which
+Parliament had not been able to despoil him, my grandfather, at a
+mature age, erected the edifice of a new fortune. The labours of
+sixteen years were amply rewarded; and I have reason to believe that
+the second structure was not much inferior to the first."
+
+ The next consideration of the Legislature, after the punishment of
+the directors, was to restore public credit. The scheme of Walpole had
+been found insufficient, and had fallen into disrepute. A computation
+was made of the whole capital stock of the South Sea Company at the
+end of the year 1720. It was found to amount to thirty-seven millions
+eight hundred thousand pounds, of which the stock allotted to all the
+proprietors only amounted to twenty-four millions five hundred
+thousand pounds. The remainder of thirteen millions three hundred
+thousand pounds belonged to the Company in their corporate capacity,
+and was the profit they had made by the national delusion. Upwards of
+eight millions of this were taken from the Company, and divided among
+the proprietors and subscribers generally, making a dividend of about
+33 pounds 6 shillings 8 pence per cent. This was a great relief. It
+was further ordered, that such persons as had borrowed money from the
+South Sea Company upon stock actually transferred and pledged at the
+time of borrowing to or for the use of the Company, should be free
+from all demands, upon payment of ten per cent. of the sums so
+borrowed. They had lent about eleven millions in this manner, at a
+time when prices were unnaturally raised; and they now received back
+one million one hundred thousand, when prices had sunk to their
+ordinary level.
+
+ But it was a long time before public credit was thoroughly
+restored. Enterprise, like Icarus, had soared too high, and melted the
+wax of her wings; like Icarus, she had fallen into a sea, and learned,
+while floundering in its waves, that her proper element was the solid
+ground. She has never since attempted so high a flight.
+
+ In times of great commercial prosperity there has been a tendency
+to over-speculation on several occasions since then. The success of
+one project generally produces others of a similar kind. Popular
+imitativeness will always, in a trading nation, seize hold of such
+successes, and drag a community too anxious for profits into an abyss
+from which extrication is difficult. Bubble companies, of a kind
+similar to those engendered by the South Sea project, lived their
+little day in the famous year of the panic, 1825. On that occasion, as
+in 1720, knavery gathered a rich harvest from cupidity, but both
+suffered when the day of reckoning came. The schemes of the year 1836
+threatened, at one time, results as disastrous; but they were happily
+averted before it was too late. The South Sea project thus remains,
+and, it is to be hoped, always will remain, the greatest example in
+British history, of the infatuation of the people for commercial
+gambling. From the bitter experience of that period, posterity may
+learn how dangerous it is to let speculation riot unrestrained, and to
+hope for enormous profits from inadequate causes. Degrading as were
+the circumstances, there is wisdom to be gained from the lesson which
+they teach.
+
+
+THE TULIPOMANIA.
+
+Quis furor o cives! -- Lucan.
+
+ The tulip,--so named, it is said, from a Turkish word, signifying
+a turban,-- was introduced into western Europe about the middle of the
+sixteenth century. Conrad Gesner, who claims the merit of having
+brought it into repute,--little dreaming of the extraordinary
+commotion it was to make in the world,--says that he first saw it in
+the year 1559, in a garden at Augsburg, belonging to the learned
+Counsellor Herwart, a man very famous in his day for his collection of
+rare exotics. The bulbs were sent to this gentleman by a friend at
+Constantinople, where the flower had long been a favourite. In the
+course of ten or eleven years after this period, tulips were much
+sought after by the wealthy, especially in Holland and Germany. Rich
+people at Amsterdam sent for the bulbs direct to Constantinople, and
+paid the most extravagant prices for them. The first roots planted in
+England were brought from Vienna in 1600. Until the year 1634 the
+tulip annually increased in reputation, until it was deemed a proof of
+bad taste in any man of fortune to be without a collection of them.
+Many learned men, including Pompeius de Angelis and the celebrated
+Lipsius of Leyden, the author of the treatise "De Constantia," were
+passionately fond of tulips. The rage for possessing them soon caught
+the middle classes of society, and merchants and shopkeepers, even of
+moderate means, began to vie with each other in the rarity of these
+flowers and the preposterous prices .they paid for them. A trader at
+Harlaem was known to pay one-half of his fortune for a single
+root--not with the design of selling it again at a profit, but to keep
+in his own conservatory for the admiration of his acquaintance.
+
+ One would suppose that there must have been some great virtue in
+this flower to have made it so valuable in the eyes of so prudent a
+people as the Dutch; but it has neither the beauty nor the perfume of
+the rose--hardly the beauty of the "sweet, sweet-pea;" neither is it
+as enduring as either. Cowley, it is true, is loud in its praise. He
+says--
+
+"The tulip next appeared, all over gay,
+But wanton, full of pride, and full of play;
+The world can't show a dye but here has place;
+Nay, by new mixtures, she can change her face;
+Purple and gold are both beneath her care-
+The richest needlework she loves to wear;
+Her only study is to please the eye,
+And to outshine the rest in finery."
+
+This, though not very poetical, is the description of a poet.
+Beckmann, in his History of Inventions, paints it with more fidelity,
+and in prose more pleasing than Cowley's poetry. He says, "There are
+few plants which acquire, through accident, weakness, or disease, so
+many variegations as the tulip. When uncultivated, and in its natural
+state, it is almost of one colour, has large leaves, and an
+extraordinarily long stem. When it has been weakened by cultivation,
+it becomes more agreeable in the eyes of the florist. The petals are
+then paler, smaller, and more diversified in hue; and the leaves
+acquire a softer green colour. Thus this masterpiece of culture, the
+more beautiful it turns, grows so much the weaker, so that, with the
+greatest skill and most careful attention, it can scarcely be
+transplanted, or even kept alive."
+
+ Many persons grow insensibly attached to that which gives them a
+great deal of trouble, as a mother often loves her sick and
+ever-ailing child better than her more healthy offspring. Upon the
+same principle we must account for the unmerited encomia lavished upon
+these fragile blossoms. In 1634, the rage among the Dutch to possess
+them was so great that the ordinary industry of the country was
+neglected, and the population, even to its lowest dregs, embarked in
+the tulip trade. As the mania increased, prices augmented, until, in
+the year 1635, many persons were known to invest a fortune of 100,000
+florins in the purchase of forty roots. It then became necessary to
+sell them by their weight in perits, a small weight less than a grain.
+A tulip of the species called Admiral Liefken, weighing 400 perits,
+was worth 4400 florins; an Admiral Von der Eyk, weighing 446 perits,
+was worth 1260 florins; a shilder of 106 perits was worth 1615
+florins; a viceroy of 400 perits, 3000 florins, and, most precious of
+all, a Semper Augustus, weighing 200 perits, was thought to be very
+cheap at 5500 florins. The latter was much sought after, and even an
+inferior bulb might command a price of 2000 florins. It is related
+that, at one time, early in 1636, there were only two roots of this
+description to be had in all Holland, and those not of the best. One
+was in the possession of a dealer in Amsterdam, and the other in
+Harlaem. So anxious were the speculators to obtain them that one
+person offered the fee-simple of twelve acres of building ground for
+the Harlaem tulip. That of Amsterdam was bought for 4600 florins, a
+new carriage, two grey horses, and a complete suit of harness.
+Munting, an industrious author of that day, who wrote a folio volume
+of one thousand pages upon the tulipomania, has preserved the
+following list of the various articles, and their value, which were
+delivered for one single root of the rare species called the viceroy:--
+
+ florins.
+Two lasts of wheat.............. 448
+Four lasts of rye............... 558
+Four fat oxen................... 480
+Eight fat swine................. 240
+Twelve fat sheep................ 120
+Two hogsheads of wine........... 70
+Four tuns of beer............... 32
+Two tons of butter.............. 192
+One thousand lbs. of cheese..... 120
+A complete bed.................. 100
+A suit of clothes............... 80
+A silver drinking cup........... 60
+ -----
+ 2500
+ -----
+
+ People who had been absent from Holland, and whose chance it was
+to return when this folly was at its maximum, were sometimes led into
+awkward dilemmas by their ignorance. There is an amusing instance of
+the kind related in Blainville's Travels. A wealthy merchant, who
+prided himself not a little on his rare tulips, received upon one
+occasion a very valuable consignment of merchandise from the Levant.
+Intelligence of its arrival was brought him by a sailor, who presented
+himself for that purpose at the counting-house, among bales of goods
+of every description. The merchant, to reward him for his news,
+munificently made him a present of a fine red herring for his
+breakfast. The sailor had, it appears, a great partiality for onions,
+and seeing a bulb very like an onion lying upon the counter of this
+liberal trader, and thinking it, no doubt, very much out of its place
+among silks and velvets, he slily seized an opportunity and slipped it
+into his pocket, as a relish for his herring. He got clear off with
+his prize, and proceeded to the quay to eat his breakfast. Hardly was
+his back turned when the merchant missed his valuable Semper Augustus,
+worth three thousand florins, or about 280 pounds sterling. The whole
+establishment was instantly in an uproar; search was everywhere made
+for the precious root, but it was not to be found. Great was the
+merchant's distress of mind. The search was renewed, but again without
+success. At last some one thought of the sailor.
+
+ The unhappy merchant sprang into the street at the bare suggestion.
+His alarmed household followed him. The sailor, simple soul! had not
+thought of concealment. He was found quietly sitting on a coil of
+ropes, masticating the last morsel of his "onion." Little did he dream
+that he had been eating a breakfast whose cost might have regaled a
+whole ship's crew for a twelvemonth; or, as the plundered merchant
+himself expressed it, "might have sumptuously feasted the Prince of
+Orange and the whole court of the Stadtholder." Anthony caused pearls
+to be dissolved in wine to drink the health of Cleopatra; Sir Richard
+Whittington was as foolishly magnificent in an entertainment to King
+Henry V; and Sir Thomas Gresham drank a diamond, dissolved in wine, to
+the health of Queen Elizabeth, when she opened the Royal Exchange: but
+the breakfast of this roguish Dutchman was as splendid as either. He
+had an advantage, too, over his wasteful predecessors: their gems did
+not improve the taste or the wholesomeness of their wine, while his
+tulip was quite delicious with his red herring. The most unfortunate
+part of the business for him was, that he remained in prison for some
+months, on a charge of felony, preferred against him by the merchant.
+
+ Another story is told of an English traveller, which is scarcely
+less ludicrous. This gentleman, an amateur botanist, happened to see a
+tulip-root lying in the conservatory of a wealthy Dutchman. Being
+ignorant of its quality, he took out his penknife, and peeled off its
+coats, with the view of making experiments upon it. When it was by
+this means reduced to half its original size, he cut it into two equal
+sections, making all the time many learned remarks on the singular
+appearances of the unknown bulb. Suddenly the owner pounced upon him,
+and, with fury in his eyes, asked him if he knew what he had been
+doing? "Peeling a most extraordinary onion," replied the philosopher.
+"Hundert tausend duyvel," said the Dutchman; "it's an Admiral Van der
+E. yck." "Thank you," replied the traveller, taking out his note-book
+to make a memorandum of the same; "are these admirals common in your
+country?" "Death and the devil," said the Dutchman, seizing the
+astonished man of science by the collar; "come before the
+syndic, and you shall see." In spite of his remonstrances, the
+traveller was led through the streets, followed by a mob of persons.
+When brought into the presence of the magistrate, he learned, to his
+consternation, that the root upon which he had been experimentalizing
+was worth four thousand florins; and, notwithstanding all he could
+urge in extenuation, he was lodged in prison until he found securities
+for the payment of this sum.
+
+ The demand for tulips of a rare species increased so much in the
+year 1636, that regular marts for their sale were established on the
+Stock Exchange of Amsterdam, in Rotterdam, Harlaem, Leyden, Alkmar,
+Hoorn, and other towns. Symptoms of gambling now became, for the first
+time, apparent. The stockjobbers, ever on the alert for a new
+speculation, dealt largely in tulips, making use of all the means they
+so well knew how to employ, to cause fluctuations in prices. At first,
+as in all these gambling mania, confidence was at its height, and
+everybody gained. The tulip-jobbers speculated in the rise and fall of
+the tulip stocks, and made large profits by buying when prices fell,
+and selling out when they rose. Many individuals grew suddenly rich. A
+golden bait hung temptingly out before the people, and, one after the
+other, they rushed to the tulip marts, like flies around a honeypot.
+Every one imagined that the passion for tulips would last for ever,
+and that the wealthy from every part of the world would send to
+Holland, and pay whatever prices were asked for them. The riches of
+Europe would be concentrated on the shores of the Zuyder Zee, and
+poverty banished from the favoured clime of Holland. Nobles, citizens,
+farmers, mechanics, seamen, footmen, maidservants, even chimney-sweeps
+and old clotheswomen, dabbled in tulips. People of all grades
+converted their property into cash, and invested it in flowers. Houses
+and lands were offered for sale at ruinously low prices, or assigned
+in payment of bargains made at the tulip-mart. Foreigners became
+smitten with the same frenzy, and money poured into Holland from all
+directions. The prices of the necessaries of life rose again by
+degrees; houses and lands, horses and carriages, and luxuries of every
+sort, rose in value with them, and for some months Holland seemed the
+very antechamber of Plutus. The operations of the trade became so
+extensive and so intricate, that it was found necessary to draw up a
+code of laws for the guidance of the dealers. Notaries and clerks were
+also appointed, who devoted themselves exclusively to the interests of
+the trade. The designation of public notary was hardly known in some
+towns, that of tulip notary usurping its place. In the smaller towns,
+where there was no exchange, the principal tavern was usually selected
+as the "showplace," where high and low traded in tulips, and confirmed
+their bargains over sumptuous entertainments. These dinners were
+sometimes attended by two or three hundred persons, and large vases of
+tulips, in full bloom, were placed at regular intervals upon the
+tables and sideboards, for their gratification during the repast.
+
+ At last, however, the more prudent began to see that this folly
+could not last for ever. Rich people no longer bought the flowers to
+keep them in their gardens, but to sell them again at cent. per cent.
+profit. It was seen that somebody must lose fearfully in the end. As
+this conviction spread, prices fell, and never rose again. Confidence
+was destroyed, and a universal panic seized upon the dealers. A had
+agreed to purchase ten Sempers Augustines from B, at four thousand
+florins each, at six weeks after the signing of the contract. B was
+ready with the flowers at the appointed time; but the price had fallen
+to three or four hundred florins, and A refused either to pay the
+difference or receive the tulips. Defaulters were announced day after
+day in all the towns of Holland. Hundreds who, a few months
+previously, had begun to doubt that there was such a thing as poverty
+in the land, suddenly found themselves the possessors of a few bulbs,
+which nobody would buy, even though they offered them at one quarter
+of the sums they had paid for them. The cry of distress resounded
+everywhere, and each man accused his neighbour. The few who had
+contrived to enrich themselves hid their wealth from the knowledge of
+their fellow-citizens, and invested it in the English or other funds.
+Many who, for a brief season, had emerged from the humbler walks of
+life, were cast back into their original obscurity. Substantial
+merchants were reduced almost to beggary, and many a representative of
+a noble line saw the fortunes of his house ruined beyond redemption.
+
+ When the first alarm subsided, the tulip-holders in the several
+towns held public meetings to devise what measures were best to be
+taken to restore public credit. It was generally agreed, that deputies
+should be sent from all parts to Amsterdam, to consult with the
+government upon some remedy for the evil. The Government at first
+refused to interfere, but advised the tulip-holders to agree to some
+plan among themselves. Several meetings were held for this purpose;
+but no measure could be devised likely to give satisfaction to the
+deluded people, or repair even a slight portion of the mischief that
+had been done. The language of complaint and reproach was in
+everybody's mouth, and all the meetings were of the most stormy
+character. At last, however, after much bickering and ill-will, it was
+agreed, at Amsterdam, by the assembled deputies, that all contracts
+made in the height of the mania, or prior to the month of November
+1636, should be declared null and void, and that, in those made after
+that date, purchasers should be freed from their engagements, on
+paying ten per cent. to the vendor. This decision gave no
+satisfaction. The vendors who had their tulips on hand were, of
+course, discontented, and those who had pledged themselves to
+purchase, thought themselves hardly treated. Tulips which had, at one
+time, been worth six thousand florins, were now to be procured for
+five hundred; so that the composition of ten per cent. was one hundred
+florins more than the actual value. Actions for breach of contract
+were threatened in all the courts of the country; but the latter
+refused to take cognizance of gambling transactions.
+
+ The matter was finally referred to the Provincial Council at the
+Hague, and it was confidently expected that the wisdom of this body
+would invent some measure by which credit should be restored.
+Expectation was on the stretch for its decision, but it never came.
+The members continued to deliberate week after week, and at last,
+after thinking about it for three months, declared that they could
+offer no final decision until they had more information. They advised,
+however, that, in the mean time, every vendor should, in the presence
+of witnesses, offer the tulips in natura to the purchaser for the sums
+agreed upon. If the latter refused to take them, they might be put up
+for sale by public auction, and the original contractor held
+responsible for the difference between the actual and the stipulated
+price. This was exactly the plan recommended by the deputies, and
+which was already shown to be of no avail. There was no court in
+Holland which would enforce payment. The question was raised in
+Amsterdam, but the judges unanimously refused to interfere, on the
+ground that debts contracted in gambling were no debts in law.
+
+ Thus the matter rested. To find a remedy was beyond the power of
+the government. Those who were unlucky enough to have had stores of
+tulips on hand at the time of the sudden reaction were left to bear
+their ruin as philosophically as they could; those who had made
+profits were allowed to keep them; but the commerce of the country
+suffered a severe shock, from which it was many years ere it
+recovered.
+
+ The example of the Dutch was imitated to some extent in England.
+In the year 1636 tulips were publicly sold in the Exchange of London,
+and the jobbers exerted themselves to the utmost to raise them to the
+fictitious value they had acquired in Amsterdam. In Paris also the
+jobbers strove to create a tulipomania. In both cities they only
+partially succeeded. However, the force of example brought the flowers
+into great favour, and amongst a certain class of people tulips have
+ever since been prized more highly than any other flowers of the
+field. The Dutch are still notorious for their partiality to them, and
+continue to pay higher prices for them than any other people. As the
+rich Englishman boasts of his fine race-horses or his old pictures, so
+does the wealthy Dutchman vaunt him of his tulips.
+
+
+ In England, in our day, strange as it may appear, a tulip will
+produce more money than an oak. If one could be found, rara in tetris,
+and black as the black swan alluded to by Juvenal, its price would
+equal that of a dozen acres of standing corn. In Scotland, towards the
+close of the seventeenth century, the highest price for tulips,
+according to the authority of a writer in the supplement to the third
+edition of the "Encyclopedia Britannica," was ten guineas. Their value
+appears to have diminished from that time till the year 1769, when the
+two most valuable species in England were the Don Quevedo and the
+Valentinier, the former of which was worth two guineas and the latter
+two guineas and a half. These prices appear to have been the minimum.
+In the year 1800, a common price was fifteen guineas for a single
+bulb. In 1835, so foolish were the fanciers, that a bulb of the
+species called the Miss Fanny Kemble was sold by public auction in
+London for seventy-five pounds. Still more astonishing was the price
+of a tulip in the possession of a gardener in the King's Road,
+Chelsea. In his catalogues, it was labelled at two hundred guineas!
+Thus a flower, which for beauty and perfume was surpassed by the
+abundant roses of the garden,--a nosegay of which might be purchased
+for a penny,--was priced at a sum which would have provided an
+industrious labourer and his family with food, and clothes, and
+lodging for six years! Should chickweed and groundsel ever come into
+fashion, the wealthy would, no doubt, vie with each other in adorning
+their gardens with them, and paying the most extravagant prices for
+them. In so doing, they would hardly be more foolish than the admirers
+of tulips. The common prices for these flowers at the present time
+vary from five to fifteen guineas, according to the rarity of the
+species.
+
+
+RELICS.
+
+A fouth o' auld knick-knackets,
+Rusty airn caps and jinglin' jackets,
+Wad haud the Lothians three, in tackets,
+ A towmond guid;
+An' parritch pats, and auld saut backets,
+ Afore the flood.
+ Burns.
+
+ The love for relics is one which will never be eradicated as long
+as feeling and affection are denizens of the heart. It is a love which
+is most easily excited in the best and kindliest natures, and which
+few are callous enough to scoff at. Who would not treasure the lock of
+hair that once adorned the brow of the faithful wife, now cold in
+death, or that hung down the neck of a beloved infant, now sleeping
+under the sward? Not one. They are home-relics, whose sacred worth is
+intelligible to all; spoils rescued from the devouring grave, which,
+to the affectionate, are beyond all price. How dear to a forlorn
+survivor the book over whose pages he has pored with one departed!
+How much greater its value, if that hand, now cold, had written a
+thought, an opinion, or a name, upon the leaf! Besides these sweet,
+domestic relics, there are others, which no one can condemn; relics
+sanctified by that admiration of greatness and goodness which is akin
+to love; such as the copy of Montaigne's Florio, with the name of
+Shakspeare upon the leaf, written by the poet of all time himself; the
+chair preserved at Antwerp, in which Rubens sat when he painted the
+immortal "Descent from the Cross;" or the telescope, preserved in the
+Museum of Florence, which aided Galileo in his sublime discoveries.
+Who would not look with veneration upon the undoubted arrow of William
+Tell--the swords of Wallace or of Hampden--or the Bible whose leaves
+were turned by some stern old father of the faith?
+
+ Thus the principle of reliquism is hallowed and enshrined by love.
+But from this germ of purity how numerous the progeny of errors and
+superstitions! Men, in their admiration of the great, and of all that
+appertained to them, have forgotten that goodness is a component part
+of true greatness, and have made fools of themselves for the jaw-bone
+of a saint, the toe-nail of an apostle, the handkerchief a king blew
+his nose in, or the rope that hanged a criminal. Desiring to rescue
+some slight token from the graves of their predecessors, they have
+confounded the famous and the infamous, the renowned and the
+notorious. Great saints, great sinners; great philosophers, great
+quacks; great conquerors, great murderers; great ministers, great
+thieves; each and all have had their admirers, ready to ransack earth,
+from the equator to either pole, to find a relic of them.
+
+ The reliquism of modern times dates its origin from the centuries
+immediately preceding the Crusades. The first pilgrims to the Holy
+Land brought back to Europe thousands of apocryphal relics, in the
+purchase of which they had expended all their store. The greatest
+favourite was the wood of the true cross, which, like the oil of the
+widow, never diminished. It is generally asserted, in the traditions
+of the Romish Church, that the Empress Helen, the mother of
+Constantine the Great, first discovered the veritable "true cross" in
+her pilgrimage to Jerusalem. The Emperor Theodosius made a present of
+the greater part of it to St. Ambrose, Bishop of Milan, by whom it was
+studded with precious stones, and deposited in the principal church of
+that city. It was carried away by the Huns, by whom it was burnt,
+after they had extracted the valuable jewels it contained. Fragments,
+purporting to have been cut from it were, in the eleventh and twelfth
+centuries, to be found in almost every church in Europe, and would, if
+collected together in one place, have been almost sufficient to have
+built a cathedral. Happy was the sinner who could get a sight of one
+of them; happier he who possessed one! To obtain them the greatest
+dangers were cheerfully braved. They were thought to preserve from all
+evils, and to cure the most inveterate diseases. Annual pilgrimages
+were made to the shrines that contained them, and considerable
+revenues collected from the devotees.
+
+ Next in renown were those precious relics, the tears of the
+Saviour. By whom and in what manner they were preserved, the pilgrims
+did not often inquire. Their genuineness was vouched by the Christians
+of the Holy Land, and that was sufficient. Tears of the Virgin Mary,
+and tears of St. Peter, were also to be had, carefully enclosed in
+little caskets, which the pious might wear in their bosoms. After the
+tears the next most precious relics were drops of the blood of Jesus
+and the martyrs. Hair and toe-nails were also in great repute, and
+were sold at extravagant prices. Thousands of pilgrims annually
+visited Palestine in the eleventh and twelfth centuries, to purchase
+pretended relics for the home market. The majority of them had no
+other means of subsistence than the profits thus obtained. Many a
+nail, cut from the filthy foot of some unscrupulous ecclesiastic, was
+sold at a diamond's price, within six months after its severance from
+its parent toe, upon the supposition that it had once belonged to a
+saint. Peter's toes were uncommonly prolific, for there were nails
+enough in Europe, at the time of the Council of Clermont, to have
+filled a sack, all of which were devoutly believed to have grown on
+the sacred feet of that great apostle. Some of them are still shown in
+the cathedral of Aix-la-Chapelle. The pious come from a distance of a
+hundred German miles to feast their eyes upon them.
+
+ At Port Royal, in Paris, is kept with great care a thorn, which
+the priests of that seminary assert to be one of the identical thorns
+that bound the holy head of the Son of God. How it came there, and by
+whom it was preserved, has never been explained. This is the famous
+thorn, celebrated in the long dissensions of the Jansenists and the
+Molenists, and which worked the miraculous cure upon Mademoiselle
+Perrier: by merely kissing it, she was cured of a disease of the eyes
+of long standing. [Voltaire, Siecle de Louis XIV.]
+
+ What traveller is unacquainted with the Santa Scala, or Holy
+Stairs, at Rome? They were brought from Jerusalem along with the true
+cross, by the Empress Helen, and were taken from the house which,
+according to popular tradition, was inhabited by Pontius Pilate. They
+are said to be the steps which Jesus ascended and descended when
+brought into the presence of the Roman governor. They are held in the
+greatest veneration at Rome: it is sacrilegious to walk upon them. The
+knees of the faithful must alone touch them in ascending or
+descending, and that only after they have reverentially kissed them.
+
+ Europe still swarms with these religious relics. There is hardly a
+Roman Catholic church in Spain, Portugal, Italy, France, or Belgium,
+without one or more of them. Even the poorly endowed churches of the
+villages boast the possession of miraculous thigh-bones of the
+innumerable saints of the Romish calendar. Aix-la-Chapelle is proud of
+the veritable chasse, or thigh-bone of Charlemagne, which cures
+lameness. Halle has a thighbone of the Virgin Mary; Spain has seven or
+eight, all said to be undoubted relics. Brussels at one time
+preserved, and perhaps does now, the teeth of St. Gudule. The
+faithful, who suffered from the tooth-ache, had only to pray, look at
+them, and be cured. Some of these holy bones have been buried in
+different parts of the Continent. After a certain lapse of time, water
+is said to ooze from them, which soon forms a spring, and cures all
+the diseases of the faithful. At a church in Halle, there is a famous
+thigh-bone, which cures barrenness in women. Of this bone, which is
+under the special superintendence of the Virgin, a pleasant story is
+related by the incredulous. There resided at Ghent a couple who were
+blessed with all the riches of this world, but whose happiness was
+sore troubled by the want of children. Great was the grief of the
+lady, who was both beautiful and loving, and many her lamentations to
+her husband. The latter, annoyed by her unceasing sorrow, advised her
+to make a pilgrimage to the celebrated chasse of the Virgin. She went,
+was absent a week, and returned with a face all radiant with joy and
+pleasure. Her lamentations ceased, and, in nine months afterwards, she
+brought forth a son. But, oh! the instability of human joys! The babe,
+so long desired and so greatly beloved, survived but a few months. Two
+years passed over the heads of the disconsolate couple, and no second
+child appeared to cheer their fire-side. A third year passed away with
+the same result, and the lady once more began to weep. "Cheer up, my
+love," said her husband, "and go to the holy chasse, at Halle; perhaps
+the Virgin will again listen to your prayers." The lady took courage
+at the thought, wiped away her tears, and proceeded on the morrow
+towards Halle. She was absent only three days, and returned home sad,
+weeping, and sorrow-stricken. "What is the matter?" said her husband;
+"is the Virgin unwilling to listen to your prayers?" "The Virgin is
+willing enough," said the disconsolate wife, "and will do what she can
+for me; but I shall never have any more children! The priest! the
+priest!--He is gone from Halle, and nobody knows where to find him!"
+
+ It is curious to remark the avidity manifested in all ages, and in
+all countries, to obtain possession of some relic of any persons who
+have been much spoken of, even for their crimes. When William
+Longbeard, leader of the populace of London, in the reign of Richard
+I, was hanged at Smithfield, the utmost eagerness was shown to obtain
+a hair from his head, or a shred from his garments. Women came from
+Essex, Kent, Suffolk, Sussex, and all the surrounding counties, to
+collect the mould at the foot of his gallows. A hair of his beard was
+believed to preserve from evil spirits, and a piece of his clothes
+from aches and pains.
+
+ In more modern days, a similar avidity was shown to obtain a relic
+of the luckless Masaniello, the fisherman of Naples. After he had been
+raised by mob favour to a height of power more despotic than monarch
+ever wielded, he was shot by the same populace in the streets, as if
+he had been a mad dog. His headless trunk was dragged through the mire
+for several hours, and cast at night-fall into the city ditch. On the
+morrow the tide of popular feeling turned once more in his favour. His
+corpse was sought, arrayed in royal robes, and buried magnificently by
+torch-light in the cathedral, ten thousand armed men, and as many
+mourners, attending at the ceremony. The fisherman's dress which he
+had worn was rent into shreds by the crowd, to be preserved as relics;
+the door of his hut was pulled off its hinges by a mob of women, and
+eagerly cut up into small pieces, to be made into images, caskets, and
+other mementos. The scanty furniture of his poor abode became of more
+value than the adornments of a palace; the ground he had walked upon
+was considered sacred, and, being collected in small phials, was sold
+at its weight in gold, and worn in the bosom as an amulet.
+
+ Almost as extraordinary was the frenzy manifested by the populace
+of Paris on the execution of the atrocious Marchioness de
+Brinvilliers. There were grounds for the popular wonder in the case of
+Masaniello, who was unstained with personal crimes. But the career of
+Madame de Brinvilliers was of a nature to excite no other feelings
+than disgust and abhorrence. She was convicted of poisoning several
+persons, and sentenced to be burned in the Place de Greve, and to have
+her ashes scattered to the winds. On the day of her execution, the
+populace, struck by her gracefulness and beauty, inveighed against the
+severity of her sentence. Their pity soon increased to admiration,
+and, ere evening, she was considered a saint. Her ashes were
+industriously collected, even the charred wood, which had aided to
+consume her, was eagerly purchased by the populace. Her ashes were
+thought to preserve from witchcraft.
+
+ In England many persons have a singular love for the relics of
+thieves and murderers, or other great criminals. The ropes with which
+they have been hanged are very often bought by collectors at a guinea
+per foot. Great sums were paid for the rope which hanged Dr. Dodd, and
+for those more recently which did justice upon Mr. Fauntleroy for
+forgery, and on Thurtell for the murder of Mr. Weare. The murder of
+Maria Marten, by Corder, in the year 1828, excited the greatest
+interest all over the country. People came from Wales and Scotland,
+and even from Ireland, to visit the barn where the body of the
+murdered woman was buried. Every one of them was anxious to carry away
+some memorial of his visit. Pieces of the barn-door, tiles from the
+roof, and, above all, the clothes of the poor victim, were eagerly
+sought after. A lock of her hair was sold for two guineas, and the
+purchaser thought himself fortunate in getting it so cheaply.
+
+ So great was the concourse of people to visit the house in
+Camberwell Lane, where Greenacre murdered Hannah Brown, in 1837, that
+it was found necessary to station a strong detachment of police on the
+spot. The crowd was so eager to obtain a relic of the house of this
+atrocious criminal, that the police were obliged to employ force to
+prevent the tables and chairs, and even the doors, from being carried
+away.
+
+ In earlier times, a singular superstition was attached to the hand of
+a criminal who had suffered execution. It was thought that by merely
+rubbing the dead hand on the body, the patient afflicted with the
+king's evil would be instantly cured. The executioner at Newgate,
+sixty or seventy years ago, derived no inconsiderable revenue from
+this foolish practice. The possession of the hand was thought to be of
+still greater efficacy in the cure of diseases and the prevention of
+misfortunes. In the time of Charles II as much as ten guineas was
+thought a small price for one of these disgusting relics.
+
+ When the maniac, Thom, or Courtenay, was shot, in the spring of
+1838, the relic-hunters were immediately in motion to obtain a memento
+of so extraordinary an individual. His long, black beard and hair,
+which were cut off by the surgeons, fell into the hands of his
+disciples, by whom they are treasured with the utmost reverence. A
+lock of his hair commands a great price, not only amongst his
+followers, but among the more wealthy inhabitants of Canterbury and
+its neighbourhood. The tree against which he fell when he was shot,
+has already been stripped of all its bark by the curious, and bids
+fair to be entirely demolished within a twelvemonth. A letter, with
+his signature to it, is paid for in gold coins; and his favourite
+horse promises to become as celebrated as his master. Parties of
+ladies and gentlemen have come to Boughton from a distance of a
+hundred and fifty miles, to visit the scene of that fatal affray, and
+stroke on the back the horse of the "mad Knight of Malta." If a strict
+watch had not been kept over his grave for months, the body would have
+been disinterred, and the bones carried away as memorials.
+
+ Among the Chinese no relics are more valued than the boots which
+have been worn by an upright magistrate. In Davis's interesting
+Description of the Empire of China, we are informed, that whenever a
+judge of unusual integrity resigns his situation, the people all
+congregate to do him honour. If he leaves the city where he has
+presided, the crowd accompany him from his residence to the gates,
+where his boots are drawn off with great ceremony, to be preserved in
+the hall of justice. Their place is immediately supplied by a new
+pair, which, in their turn, are drawn off to make room for others
+before he has worn them five minutes, it being considered sufficient
+to consecrate them that he should have merely drawn them on.
+
+ Among the most favourite relics of modern times, in Europe, are
+Shakspeare's mulberry-tree, Napoleon's willow, and the table at
+Waterloo, on which the Emperor wrote his despatches. Snuffboxes of
+Shakspeare's mulberry-tree, are comparatively rare, though there are
+doubtless more of them in the market than were ever made of the wood
+planted by the great bard. Many a piece of alien wood passes under
+this name. The same may be said of Napoleon's table at Waterloo. The
+original has long since been destroyed, and a round dozen of
+counterfeits along with it. Many preserve the simple stick of wood;
+others have them cut into brooches and every variety of ornament; but
+by far the greater number prefer them as snuff-boxes. In France they
+are made into bonbonnieres, and are much esteemed by the many
+thousands whose cheeks still glow, and whose eyes still sparkle at the
+name of Napoleon.
+
+ Bullets from the field of Waterloo, and buttons from the coats of
+the soldiers who fell in the fight, are still favourite relics in
+Europe. But the same ingenuity which found new tables after the old
+one was destroyed, has cast new bullets for the curious. Many a one
+who thinks himself the possessor of a bullet which aided in giving
+peace to the world on that memorable day, is the owner of a dump,
+first extracted from the ore a dozen years afterwards. Let all lovers
+of genuine relics look well to their money before they part with it to
+the ciceroni that swarm in the village of Waterloo.
+
+ Few travellers stop at the lonely isle of St. Helena, without
+cutting a twig from the willow that droops over the grave of Napoleon.
+Many of them have since been planted in different parts of Europe, and
+have grown into trees as large as their parent. Relic-hunters, who are
+unable to procure a twig of the original, are content with one from
+these. Several of them are growing in the neighbourhood of London,
+more prized by their cultivators than any other tree in their gardens.
+But in relics, as in everything else, there is the use and the abuse.
+The undoubted relics of great men, or great events, will always
+possess attractions for the thinking and refined. There are few who
+would not join with Cowley in the extravagant wish introduced in his
+lines "written while sitting in a chair made of the remains of the
+ship in which Sir Francis Drake sailed round the world:"--
+
+And I myself, who now love quiet too,
+Almost as much as any chair can do,
+Would yet a journey take
+An old wheel of that chariot to see,
+Which Phaeton so rashly brake.
+
+
+MODERN PROPHECIES.
+
+ As epidemic terror of the end of the world has several times
+spread over the nations. The most remarkable was that which seized
+Christendom about the middle of the tenth century. Numbers of fanatics
+appeared in France, Germany, and Italy at that time, preaching that
+the thousand years prophesied in the Apocalypse as the term of the
+world's duration, were about to expire, and that the Son of Man would
+appear in the clouds to judge the godly and the ungodly. The delusion
+appears to have been discouraged by the church, but it nevertheless
+spread rapidly among the people. [See Gibbon and Voltaire for further
+notice of this subject.]
+
+ The scene of the last judgment was expected to be at Jerusalem. In
+the year 999, the number of pilgrims proceeding eastward, to await the
+coming of the Lord in that city, was so great that they were compared
+to a desolating army. Most of them sold their goods and possessions
+before they quitted Europe, and lived upon the proceeds in the Holy
+Land. Buildings of every sort were suffered to fall into ruins. It was
+thought useless to repair them, when the end of the world was so near.
+Many noble edifices were deliberately pulled down. Even churches,
+usually so well maintained, shared the general neglect. Knights,
+citizens, and serfs, travelled eastwards in company, taking with them
+their wives and children, singing psalms as they went, and looking
+with fearful eyes upon the sky, which they expected each minute to
+open, to let the Son of God descend in his glory.
+
+ During the thousandth year the number of pilgrims increased. Most
+of them were smitten with terror as with a plague. Every phenomenon of
+nature filled them with alarm. A thunder-storm sent them all upon
+their knees in mid-march. It was the opinion that thunder was the
+voice of God, announcing the day of judgment. Numbers expected the
+earth to open, and give up its dead at the sound. Every meteor in the
+sky seen at Jerusalem brought the whole Christian population into the
+streets to weep and pray. The pilgrims on the road were in the same
+alarm :--
+
+Lorsque, pendant la nuit, un globe de lumiere
+ S'echappa quelquefois de la voute des cieux,
+ Et traca dans sa chute un long sillon de feux,
+La troupe suspendit sa marche solitaire.
+[Charlemagne. Pomme Epique, par Lucien Buonaparte.]
+
+ Fanatic preachers kept up the flame of terror. Every shooting star
+furnished occasion for a sermon, in which the sublimity of the
+approaching judgment was the principal topic.
+
+
+ The appearance of comets has been often thought to foretell the
+speedy dissolution of this world. Part of this belief still exists;
+but the comet is no longer looked upon as the sign, but the agent of
+destruction. So lately as in the year 1832 the greatest alarm spread
+over the Continent of Europe, especially in Germany, lest the comet,
+whose appearance was then foretold by astronomers, should destroy the
+earth. The danger of our globe was gravely discussed. Many persons
+refrained from undertaking or concluding any business during that
+year, in consequence solely of their apprehension that this terrible
+comet would dash us and our world to atoms.
+
+ During seasons of great pestilence men have often believed the
+prophecies of crazed fanatics, that the end of the world was come.
+Credulity is always greatest in times of calamity. Prophecies of all
+sorts are rife on such occasions, and are readily believed, whether
+for good or evil. During the great plague, which ravaged all Europe,
+between the years 1345 and 1350, it was generally considered that the
+end of the world was at hand. Pretended prophets were to be found in
+all the principal cities of Germany, France, and Italy, predicting
+that within ten years the trump of the Archangel would sound, and the
+Saviour appear in the clouds to call the earth to judgment.
+
+ No little consternation was created in London in 1736 by the
+prophecy of the famous Whiston, that the world would be destroyed in
+that year, on the 13th of October. Crowds of people went out on the
+appointed day to Islington, Hampstead, and the fields intervening, to
+see the destruction of London, which was to be the "beginning of the
+end." A satirical account of this folly is given in Swift's
+Miscellanies, vol. iii. entitled, "A True and Faithful Narrative of
+what passed in London on a Rumour of the Day of Judgment." An
+authentic narrative of this delusion would be interesting; but this
+solemn witticism of Pope and Gay is not to be depended upon.
+
+ In the year 1761 the citizens of London were again frightened out
+of their wits by two shocks of an earthquake, and the prophecy of a
+third, which was to destroy them altogether. The first shock was felt
+on the 8th of February, and threw down several chimneys in the
+neighbourhood of Limehouse and Poplar; the second happened on the 8th
+of March, and was chiefly felt in the north of London, and towards
+Hampstead and Highgate. It soon became the subject of general remark,
+that there was exactly an interval of a month between the shocks; and
+a crack-brained fellow, named Bell, a soldier in the Life Guards, was
+so impressed with the idea that there would be a third in another
+month, that he lost his senses altogether, and ran about the streets
+predicting the destruction of London on the 5th of April. Most people
+thought that the first would have been a more appropriate day; but
+there were not wanting thousands who confidently believed the
+prediction, and took measures to transport themselves and families
+from the scene of the impending calamity. As the awful day approached,
+the excitement became intense, and great numbers of credulous people
+resorted to all the villages within a circuit of twenty miles,
+awaiting the doom of London. Islington, Highgate, Hampstead, Harrow,
+and Blackheath, were crowded with panic-stricken fugitives, who paid
+exorbitant prices for accommodation to the housekeepers of these
+secure retreats. Such as could not afford to pay for lodgings at any
+of those places, remained in London until two or three days before the
+time, and then encamped in the surrounding fields, awaiting the
+tremendous shock which was to lay their high city all level with the
+dust. As happened during a similar panic in the time of Henry VIII,
+the fear became contagious, and hundreds who had laughed at the
+prediction a week before, packed up their goods, when they saw others
+doing so, and hastened away. The river was thought to be a place of
+great security, and all the merchant vessels in the port were filled
+with people, who passed the night between the 4th and 5th on board,
+expecting every instant to see St. Paul's totter, and the towers of
+Westminster Abbey rock in the wind and fall amid a cloud of dust. The
+greater part of the fugitives returned on the following day, convinced
+that the prophet was a false one; but many judged it more prudent to
+allow a week to elapse before they trusted their dear limbs in London.
+Bell lost all credit in a short time, and was looked upon even by the
+most credulous as a mere madman. He tried some other prophecies, but
+nobody was deceived by them; and, in a few months afterwards, he was
+confined in a lunatic asylum.
+
+ A panic terror of the end of the world seized the good people of
+Leeds and its neighbourhood in the year 1806. It arose from the
+following circumstances. A hen, in a village close by, laid eggs, on
+which were inscribed, in legible characters, the words "Christ is
+coming." Great numbers visited the spot, and examined these wondrous
+eggs, convinced that the day of judgment was near at hand. Like
+sailors in a storm, expecting every instant to go to the bottom, the
+believers suddenly became religious, prayed violently, and flattered
+themselves that they repented them of their evil courses. But a plain
+tale soon put them down, and quenched their religion entirely. Some
+gentlemen, hearing of the matter, went one fine morning, and caught
+the poor hen in the act of laying one of her miraculous eggs. They
+soon ascertained beyond doubt that the egg had been inscribed with
+some corrosive ink, and cruelly forced up again into the bird's body.
+At this explanation, those who had prayed, now laughed, and the world
+wagged as merrily as of yore.
+
+ At the time of the plague in Milan, in 1630, of which so affecting
+a description has been left us by Ripamonte, in his interesting work
+"De Peste Mediolani", the people, in their distress, listened with
+avidity to the predictions of astrologers and other impostors. It is
+singular enough that the plague was foretold a year before it broke
+out. A large comet appearing in 1628, the opinions of astrologers were
+divided with regard to it. Some insisted that it was a forerunner of a
+bloody war; others maintained that it predicted a great famine; but
+the greater number, founding their judgment upon its pale colour,
+thought it portended a pestilence. The fulfilment of their prediction
+brought them into great repute while the plague was raging.
+
+ Other prophecies were current, which were asserted to have been
+delivered hundreds of years previously. They had a most pernicious
+effect upon the mind of the vulgar, as they induced a belief in
+fatalism. By taking away the hope of recovery - that greatest balm in
+every malady - they increased threefold the ravages of the disease.
+One singular prediction almost drove the unhappy people mad. An
+ancient couplet, preserved for ages by tradition, foretold, that in
+the year 1630 the devil would poison all Milan. Early one morning in
+April, and before the pestilence had reached its height, the
+passengers were surprised to see that all the doors in the principal
+streets of the city were marked with a curious daub, or spot, as if a
+sponge, filled with the purulent matter of the plague-sores,
+had been pressed against them. The whole population were speedily in
+movement to remark the strange appearance, and the greatest alarm
+spread rapidly. Every means was taken to discover the perpetrators,
+but in vain. At last the ancient prophecy was remembered, and prayers
+were offered up in all the churches that the machinations of the Evil
+One might be defeated. Many persons were of opinion that the
+emissaries of foreign powers were employed to spread infectious poison
+over the city; but by far the greater number were convinced that the
+powers of hell had conspired against them, and that the infection was
+spread by supernatural agencies. In the mean time the plague increased
+fearfully. Distrust and alarm took possession of every mind.
+Everything was believed to have been poisoned by the devil; the waters
+of the wells, the standing corn in the fields, and the fruit upon the
+trees. It was believed that all objects of touch were poisoned; the
+walls of the houses, the pavement of the streets, and the very handles
+of the doors. The populace were raised to a pitch of ungovernable
+fury. A strict watch was kept for the devil's emissaries, and any man
+who wanted to be rid of an enemy, had only to say that he had seen
+him besmearing a door with ointment; his fate was certain death at the
+hands of the mob. An old man, upwards of eighty years of age, a daily
+frequenter of the church of St. Antonio, was seen, on rising from his
+knees, to wipe with the skirt of his cloak the stool on which he was
+about to sit down. A cry was raised immediately that he was besmearing
+the seat with poison. A mob of women, by whom the church was crowded,
+seized hold of the feeble old man, and dragged him out by the hair of
+his head, with horrid oaths and imprecations. He was trailed in this
+manner through the mire to the house of the municipal judge, that he
+might be put to the rack, and forced to discover his accomplices; but
+he expired on the way. Many other victims were sacrificed to the
+popular fury. One Mora, who appears to have been half a chemist and
+half a barber, was accused of being in league with the devil to poison
+Milan. His house was surrounded, and a number of chemical preparations
+were found. The poor man asserted, that they were intended as
+preservatives against infection; but some physicians, to whom they
+were submitted, declared they were poison. Mora was put to the rack,
+where he for a long time asserted his innocence. He confessed at last,
+when his courage was worn down by torture, that he was in league with
+the devil and foreign powers to poison the whole city; that he had
+anointed the doors, and infected the fountains of water. He named
+several persons as his accomplices, who were apprehended and put to a
+similar torture. They were all found guilty, and executed. Mora's
+house was rased to the ground, and a column erected on the spot, with
+an inscription to commemorate his guilt.
+
+ While the public mind was filled with these marvellous
+occurrences, the plague continued to increase. The crowds that were
+brought together to witness the executions, spread the infection among
+one another. But the fury of their passions, and the extent of their
+credulity, kept pace with the violence of the plague; every wonderful
+and preposterous story was believed. One, in particular, occupied them
+to the exclusion, for a long time, of every other. The Devil himself
+had been seen. He had taken a house in Milan, in which he prepared his
+poisonous unguents, and furnished them to his emissaries for
+distribution. One man had brooded over such tales till he became
+firmly convinced that the wild flights of his own fancy were
+realities. He stationed himself in the market-place of Milan, and
+related the following story to the crowds that gathered round him. He
+was standing, he said, at the door of the cathedral, late in the
+evening, and when there was nobody nigh, he saw a dark-coloured
+chariot, drawn by six milk-white horses, stop close beside him. The
+chariot was followed by a numerous train of domestics in dark
+liveries, mounted on dark-coloured steeds. In the chariot there sat a
+tall stranger of a majestic aspect; his long black hair floated in the
+wind--fire flashed from his large black eyes, and a curl of ineffable
+scorn dwelt upon his lips. The look of the stranger was so sublime
+that he was awed, and trembled with fear when he gazed upon him. His
+complexion was much darker than that of any man he had ever seen, and
+the atmosphere around him was hot and suffocating. He perceived
+immediately that he was a being of another world. The stranger, seeing
+his trepidation, asked him blandly, yet majestically, to mount beside
+him. He had no power to refuse, and before he was well aware that he
+had moved, he found himself in the chariot. Onwards they went, with
+the rapidity of the wind, the stranger speaking no word, until they
+stopped before a door in the high-street of Milan. There was a crowd
+of people in the street, but, to his great surprise, no one seemed to
+notice the extraordinary equipage and its numerous train. From this he
+concluded that they were invisible. The house at which they stopped
+appeared to be a shop, but the interior was like a vast half-ruined
+palace. He went with his mysterious guide through several large and
+dimly-lighted rooms. In one of them, surrounded by huge pillars of
+marble, a senate of ghosts was assembled, debating on the progress of
+the plague. Other parts of the building were enveloped in the thickest
+darkness, illumined at intervals by flashes of lightning, which
+allowed him to distinguish a number of gibing and chattering
+skeletons, running about and pursuing each other, or playing at
+leap-frog over one another's backs. At the rear of the mansion was a
+wild, uncultivated plot of ground, in the midst of which arose a black
+rock. Down its sides rushed with fearful noise a torrent of poisonous
+water, which, insinuating itself through the soil, penetrated to all
+the springs of the city, and rendered them unfit for use. After he had
+been shown all this, the stranger led him into another large chamber,
+filled with gold and precious stones, all of which he offered him if
+he would kneel down and worship him, and consent to smear the doors
+and houses of Milan with a pestiferous salve which he held out to him.
+tie now knew him to be the Devil, and in that moment of temptation,
+prayed to God to give him strength to resist. His prayer was heard -
+he refused the bribe. The stranger scowled horribly upon him - a loud
+clap of thunder burst over his head - the vivid lightning flashed in
+his eyes, and the next moment he found himself standing alone at the
+porch of the cathedral. He repeated this strange tale day after day,
+without any variation, and all the populace were firm believers in its
+truth. Repeated search was made to discover the mysterious house, but
+all in vain. The man pointed out several as resembling it, which were
+searched by the police; but the Demon of the Pestilence was not to be
+found, nor the hall of ghosts, nor the poisonous fountain. But the
+minds of the people were so impressed with the idea that scores of
+witnesses, half crazed by disease, came forward to swear that they
+also had seen the diabolical stranger, and had heard his chariot,
+drawn by the milk-white steeds, rumbling over the streets at midnight
+with a sound louder than thunder.
+
+ The number of persons who confessed that they were employed by the
+Devil to distribute poison is almost incredible. An epidemic frenzy
+was abroad, which seemed to be as contagious as the plague.
+Imagination was as disordered as the body, and day after day persons
+came voluntarily forward to accuse themselves. They generally had the
+marks of disease upon them, and some died in the act of confession.
+
+ During the great plague of London, in 1665, the people listened
+with similar avidity to the predictions of quacks and fanatics. Defoe
+says, that at that time the people were more addicted to prophecies
+and astronomical conjurations, dreams, and old wives' tales than ever
+they were before or since. Almanacs, and their predictions, frightened
+them terribly. Even the year before the plague broke out, they were
+greatly alarmed by the comet which then appeared, and anticipated that
+famine, pestilence, or fire would follow. Enthusiasts, while yet the
+disease had made but little progress, ran about the streets,
+predicting that in a few days London would be destroyed.
+
+ A still more singular instance of the faith in predictions
+occurred in London in the year 1524. The city swarmed at that time
+with fortune-tellers and astrologers, who were consulted daily by
+people of every class in society on the secrets of futurity. As early
+as the month of June 1523, several of them concurred in predicting
+that, on the 1st day of February, 1524, the waters of the Thames would
+swell to such a height as to overflow the whole city of London, and
+wash away ten thousand houses. The prophecy met implicit belief. It
+was reiterated with the utmost confidence month after month, until so
+much alarm was excited that many families packed up their goods, and
+removed into Kent and Essex. As the time drew nigh, the number of
+these emigrants increased. In January, droves of workmen might be
+seen, followed by their wives and children, trudging on foot to the
+villages within fifteen or twenty miles, to await the catastrophe.
+People of a higher class were also to be seen, in waggons and other
+vehicles, bound on a similar errand. By the middle of January, at
+least twenty thousand persons had quitted the doomed city, leaving
+nothing but the bare walls of their homes to be swept away by the
+impending floods. Many of the richer sort took up their abode on the
+heights of Highgate, Hampstead, and Blackheath; and some erected tents
+as far away as Waltham Abbey, on the north, and Croydon, on the south
+of the Thames. Bolton, the prior of St. Bartholomew's, was so alarmed
+that he erected, at very great expense, a sort of fortress at
+Harrow-on-the-Hill, which he stocked with provisions for two months.
+On the 24th of January, a week before the awful day which was to see
+the destruction of London, he removed thither, with the brethren and
+officers of the priory and all his household. A number of boats were
+conveyed in waggons to his fortress, furnished abundantly with expert
+rowers, in case the flood, reaching so high as Harrow, should force
+them to go further for a resting-place. Many wealthy citizens prayed
+to share his retreat, but the Prior, with a prudent forethought,
+admitted only his personal friends, and those who brought stores of
+eatables for the blockade.
+
+ At last the morn, big with the fate of London, appeared in the
+east. The wondering crowds were astir at an early hour to watch the
+rising of the waters. The inundation, it was predicted, would be
+gradual, not sudden; so that they expected to have plenty of time to
+escape, as soon as they saw the bosom of old Thames heave beyond the
+usual mark. But the majority were too much alarmed to trust to this,
+and thought themselves safer ten or twenty miles off. The Thames,
+unmindful of the foolish crowds upon its banks, flowed on quietly as
+of yore. The tide ebbed at its usual hour, flowed to its usual height,
+and then ebbed again, just as if twenty astrologers had not pledged
+their words to the contrary. Blank were their faces as evening
+approached, and as blank grew the faces of the citizens to think that
+they had made such fools of themselves. At last night set in, and the
+obstinate river would not lift its waters to sweep away even one house
+out of the ten thousand. Still, however, the people were afraid to go
+to sleep. Many hundreds remained up till dawn of the next day, lest
+the deluge should come upon them like a thief in the night.
+
+ On the morrow, it was seriously discussed whether it would not be
+advisable to duck the false prophets in the river. Luckily for them,
+they thought of an expedient which allayed the popular fury. They
+asserted that, by an error (a very slight one) of a little figure,
+they had fixed the date of this awful inundation a whole century too
+early. The stars were right after all, and they, erring mortals, were
+wrong. The present generation of cockneys was safe, and London 'would
+be washed away, not in 1524, but in 1624. At this announcement,
+Bolton, the prior, dismantled his fortress, and the weary emigrants
+came back.
+
+ An eye-witness of the great fire of London, in an account
+preserved among the Harleian MSS. in the British Museum, and recently
+published in the Transactions of the Royal Society of Antiquaries,
+relates another instance of the credulity of the Londoners. The
+writer, who accompanied the Duke of York day by day through the
+district included between the Fleet-bridge and the Thames, states
+that, in their efforts to check the progress of the flames, they were
+much impeded by the superstition of the people. Mother Shipton, in one
+of her prophecies, had said that London would be reduced to ashes, and
+they refused to make any efforts to prevent it. [This prophecy seems
+to have been that set forth at length in the popular Life of Mother
+Shipton :--
+
+"When fate to England shall restore
+A king to reign as heretofore,
+Great death in London shall be though,
+And many houses be laid low."]
+
+A son of the noted Sir Kenelm Digby, who was also a pretender to the
+gifts of prophecy, persuaded them that no power on earth could prevent
+the fulfilment of the prediction; for it was written in the great book
+of fate that London was to be destroyed. Hundreds of persons, who
+might have rendered valuable assistance, and saved whole parishes from
+devastation, folded their arms and looked on. As many more gave
+themselves up, with the less compunction, to plunder a city which they
+could not save.
+
+ The prophecies of Mother Shipton are still believed in many of the
+rural districts of England. In cottages and servants' halls her
+reputation is great; and she rules, the most popular of British
+prophets, among all the uneducated, or half-educated, portions of the
+community. She is generally supposed to have been born at
+Knaresborough, in the reign of Henry VII, and to have sold her soul to
+the Devil for the power of foretelling future events. Though during
+her lifetime she was looked upon as a witch, she yet escaped the
+witch's fate, and died peaceably in her bed at an extreme old age,
+near Clifton in Yorkshire. A stone is said to have been erected to her
+memory in the church-yard of that place, with the following epitaph:--
+
+"Here lies she who never lied;
+Whose skill often has been tried:
+Her prophecies shall still survive,
+And ever keep her name alive."
+
+ "Never a day passed," says her traditionary biography, "wherein
+she did not relate something remarkable, and that required the most
+serious consideration. People flocked to her from far and near, her
+fame was so great. They went to her of all sorts, both old and young,
+rich and poor, especially young maidens, to be resolved of their
+doubts relating to things to come; and all returned wonderfully
+satisfied in the explanations she gave to their questions." Among the
+rest, went the Abbot of Beverley, to whom she foretold the suppression
+of the monasteries by Henry VIII; his marriage with Anne Boleyn; the
+fires for heretics in Smithfield, and the execution of Mary Queen of
+Scots. She also foretold the accession of James I, adding that, with
+him,
+
+"From the cold North,
+Every evil should come forth."
+
+On a subsequent visit she uttered another prophecy, which, in the
+opinion of her believers, still remains unfulfilled, but may be
+expected to be realised during the present century:--
+"The time shall come when seas of blood
+Shall mingle with a greater flood.
+Great noise there shall be heard--great shouts and cries,
+And seas shall thunder louder than the skies;
+Then shall three lions fight with three, and bring
+Joy to a people, honour to a king.
+That fiery year as soon as o'er,
+Peace shall then be as before;
+Plenty shall everywhere be found,
+And men with swords shall plough the ground."
+
+But the most famous of all her prophecies is one relating to London.
+Thousands of persons still shudder to think of the woes that are to
+burst over this unhappy realm, when London and Highgate are joined by
+one continuous line of houses. This junction, which, if the rage for
+building lasts much longer, in the same proportion as heretofore, bids
+fair to be soon accomplished, was predicted by her shortly before her
+death. Revolutions -- the fall of mighty monarchs, and the shedding of
+much blood are to signalise that event. The very angels, afflicted by
+our woes, are to turn aside their heads, and weep for hapless Britain.
+
+ But great as is the fame of Mother Shipton, she ranks but second
+in the list of British prophets. Merlin, the mighty Merlin, stands
+alone in his high pre-eminence -- the first and greatest. As old
+Drayton sings, in his Poly-olbion :--
+
+"Of Merlin and his skill what region doth not hear?
+The world shall still be full of Merlin every year.
+A thousand lingering years his prophecies have run,
+And scarcely shall have end till time itself be done."
+
+Spenser, in his divine poem, has given us a powerfid description of
+this renowned seer--
+
+".......who had in magic more insight
+Than ever him before, or after, living wight.
+
+"For he by words could call out of the sky
+Both sun and moon, and make them him obey;
+The land to sea, and sea to mainland dry,
+And darksome night he eke could turn to day--
+Huge hosts of men he could, alone, dismay.
+And hosts of men and meanest things could frame,
+Whenso him list his enemies to fray,
+That to this day, for terror of his name,
+The fiends do quake, when any him to them does name.
+
+"And soothe men say that he was not the sonne,
+Of mortal sire or other living wighte,
+But wondrously begotten and begoune
+By false illusion of a guileful sprite,
+On a faire ladye nun."
+
+ In these verses the poet has preserved the popular belief with
+regard to Merlin, who is generally supposed to have been a
+contemporary of Vortigern. Opinion is divided as to whether he were a
+real personage, or a mere impersonation, formed by the poetic fancy of
+a credulous people. It seems most probable that such a man did exist,
+and that, possessing knowledge as much above the comprehension of his
+age, as that possessed by Friar Bacon was beyond the reach of his, he
+was endowed by the wondering crowd with the supernatural attributes
+that Spenser has enumerated.
+
+ Geoffrey of Monmouth translated Merlin's poetical odes, or
+prophecies, into Latin prose, and he was much reverenced, not only by
+Geoffrey, but by most of,the old annalists. In a "Life of Merlin, with
+his Prophecies and Predictions. interpreted and made good by our
+English Annals," by Thomas Heywood, published in the reign of Charles
+I, we find several of these pretended prophecies. They seem, however,
+to have been all written by Heywood himself. They are in terms too
+plain and positive to allow any one to doubt for a moment of their
+having been composed ex post facto. Speaking of Richard I, he says :--
+
+"The Lion's heart will 'gainst the Saracen rise,
+And purchase from him many a glorious prize;
+The rose and lily shall at first unite,
+But, parting of the prey prove opposite.
+ * * * *
+But while abroad these great acts shall be done;
+All things at home shall to disorder run.
+Cooped up and caged then shall the Lion be,
+But, after sufferance, ransomed and set free."
+
+ The sapient Thomas Heywood gravely goes on to inform us, that all
+these things actually came to pass. Upon Richard III he is equally
+luminous. He says :--
+
+"A hunch-backed monster, who with teeth is born,
+The mockery of art and nature's scorn;
+Who from the womb preposterously is hurled,
+And, with feet forward, thrust into the world,
+Shall, from the lower earth on which he stood,
+Wade, every step he mounts, knee-deep in blood.
+He shall to th' height of all his hopes aspire,
+And, clothed in state, his ugly shape admire;
+But, when he thinks himself most safe to stand,
+From foreign parts a native whelp shall land."
+
+ Another of these prophecies after the event tells us that Henry
+VIII should take the power from Rome, "and bring it home unto his
+British bower;" that he should "root out from the land all the
+razored skulls;" and that he should neither spare "man in his rage
+nor woman in his lust;" and that, in the time of his next successor
+but one, "there should come in the fagot and the stake." Master
+Heywood closes Merlin's prophecies at his own day, and does not give
+even a glimpse of what was to befall England after his decease. Many
+other prophecies, besides those quoted by him, were, he says,
+dispersed abroad, in his day, under the name of Merlin; but he gives
+his readers a taste of one only, and that is the following :--
+
+"When hempe is ripe and ready to pull,
+Then Englishman beware thy skull."
+
+ This prophecy, which, one would think, ought to have put him in
+mind of the gallows, the not unusual fate of false prophets, and
+perchance his own, he explains thus:-- "In this word HEMPE be five
+letters. Now, by reckoning the five successive princes from Henry
+VIII, this prophecy is easily explained: H signifieth King Henry
+before named; E, Edward, his son, the sixth of that name; M, Mary, who
+succeeded him; P, Philip of Spain, who, by marrying Queen Mary,
+participated with her in the English diadem; and, lastly, E signifieth
+Queen Elizabeth, after whose death there was a great feare that some
+troubles might have arisen about the crown." As this did not happen,
+Heywood, who was a sly rogue in a small way, gets out of the scrape
+by saying, "Yet proved this augury true, though not according to the
+former expectation; for, after the peaceful inauguration of King
+James, there was great mortality, not in London only, but through the
+whole kingdom, and from which the nation was not quite clean in seven
+years after."
+
+ This is not unlike the subterfuge of Peter of Pontefract, who had
+prophesied the death and deposition of King John, and who was hanged
+by that monarch for his pains. A very graphic and amusing account of
+this pretended prophet is given by Grafton, in his Chronicles of
+England. There is so much homely vigour about the style of the old
+annalist, that it would be a pity to give the story in other words
+than his own. [Chronicles of England, by Richard Grafton; London,
+1568, p. 106.] "In the meanwhile," says he, "the priestes within
+England had provided them a false and counterfeated prophet, called
+Peter Wakefielde, a Yorkshire man, who was an hermite, an idle gadder
+about, and a pratlyng marchant. Now to bring this Peter in credite,
+and the kyng out of all credite with his people, diverse vaine persons
+bruted dayly among the commons of the realme, that Christe had twice
+appered unto him in the shape of a childe, betwene the prieste's
+handes, once at Yorke, another tyme at Pomfret; and that he had
+breathed upon him thrice, saying, 'Peace, peace, peace,' and teachyng
+many things, which he anon declared to the bishops, and bid the people
+amend their naughtie living. Being rapt also in spirite, they sayde he
+behelde the joyes of heaven and sorowes of hell, for scant were there
+three in the realme, sayde he, that lived Christainly.
+
+ "This counterfeated soothsayer prophecied of King John, that he
+should reigne no longer than the Ascension-day next followyng, which
+was in the yere of our Lord 1211, and was the thirteenth yere from his
+coronation; and this, he said, he had by revelation. Then it was of
+him demanded, whether he should be slaine or be deposed, or should
+voluntarily give over the crowne? He aunswered, that he could not
+tell; but of this he was sure (he sayd), that neither he nor any of
+his stock or lineage should reigne after that day.
+
+ "The king hering of this, laughed much at it, and made but a scoff
+thereat. 'Tush!' saith he, 'it is but an ideot knave, and such an one
+as lacketh his right wittes.' But when this foolish prophet had so
+escaped the daunger of the Kinge's displeasure, and that he made no
+more of it, he gate him abroad, and prated thereof at large, as he was
+a very idle vagabond, and used to trattle and talke more than ynough,
+so that they which loved the King caused him anon after to be
+apprehended as a malefactor, and to be throwen in prison, the King not
+yet knowing thereof.
+
+ "Anone after the fame of this phantasticall prophet went all the
+realme over, and his name was knowen everywhere, as foolishnesse is
+much regarded of the people, where wisdome is not in place;
+specially because he was then imprisoned for the matter, the rumour
+was the larger, their wonderynges were the wantoner, their practises
+the foolisher, their busye talkes and other idle doinges the greater.
+Continually from thence, as the rude manner of people is, olde gossyps
+tales went abroade, new tales were invented, fables were added to
+fables, and lyes grew upon lyes. So that every daye newe slanders were
+laide upon the King, and not one of them true. Rumors arose,
+blasphemyes were sprede, the enemyes rejoyced, and treasons by the
+priestes were mainteyned; and what lykewise was surmised, or other
+subtiltye practised, all was then lathered upon this foolish prophet,
+as 'thus saith Peter Wakefield;' 'thus hath he prophecied;' ' and
+thus it shall come to pass;' yea, many times, when he thought nothing
+lesse. And when the Ascension-day was come, which was prophecyed of
+before, King John commanded his royal tent to be spread in the open
+fielde, passing that day with his noble counseyle and men of honour,
+in the greatest solemnitie that ever he did before; solacing himself
+with musickale instrumentes and songs, most in sight among his trustie
+friendes. When that day was paste in all prosperitie and myrth, his
+enemyes being confused, turned all into an allegorical understanding
+to make the prophecie good, and sayde, "he is no longer King, for the
+Pope reigneth, and not he." [King John was labouring under a sentence
+of excommunication at the time.]
+
+ "Then was the King by his council perswaded that this false
+prophet had troubled the realme, perverted the heartes of the people,
+and raysed the commons against him; for his wordes went over the sea,
+by the help of his prelates, and came to the French King's care, and
+gave to him a great encouragement to invade the lande. He had not else
+done it so sodeinely. But he was most lowly deceived, as all they are
+and shall be that put their trust in such dark drowsye dreames of
+hipocrites. The King therefore commanded that he should be hanged up,
+and his sonne also with him, lest any more false prophets should arise
+of that race."
+
+ Heywood, who was a great stickler for the truth of all sorts of
+prophecies, gives a much more favourable account of this Peter of
+Pomfret, or Pontefract, whose fate he would, in all probability, have
+shared, if he had had the misfortune to have flourished in the same
+age. He says, that Peter, who was not only a prophet, but a bard,
+predicted divers of King John's disasters, which fell out accordingly.
+On being taxed for a lying prophet in having predicted that the King
+would be deposed before .he entered into the fifteenth year of his
+reign, he answered him boldly, that all he had said was justifiable
+and true; for that, having given up his crown to the Pope, and paying
+him an annual tribute, the Pope reigned, and not he. Heywood thought
+this explanation to be perfectly satisfactory, and the prophet's faith
+for ever established.
+
+ But to return to Merlin. Of him even to this day it may be said,
+in the words which Burns has applied to another notorious personage,
+
+"Great was his power and great his fame;
+Far kenned and noted is his name?
+
+ His reputation is by no means confined to the land of his birth,
+but extends through most of the nations of Europe. A very curious
+volume of his Life, Prophecies, and Miracles, written, it is supposed,
+by Robert de Bosron, was printed at Paris in 1498, which states, that
+the Devil himself was his father, and that he spoke the instant he was
+born, and assured his mother, a very virtuous young woman, that she
+should not die in child-bed with him, as her ill-natured neighbours
+had predicted. The judge of the district, hearing of so marvellous an
+occurrence, summoned both mother and child to appear before him; and
+they went accordingly the same day. To put the wisdom of the young
+prophet most effectually to the test, the judge asked him if he knew
+his own father? To which the infant Merlin replied, in a clear,
+sonorous voice, "Yes, my father is the Devil; and I have his power,
+and know all things, past, present, and to come." His worship clapped
+his hands in astonishment, and took the prudent resolution of not
+molesting so awful a child, or its mother either.
+
+ Early tradition attributes the building of Stonehenge to the power
+of Merlin. It was believed that those mighty stones were whirled
+through the air, at his command, from Ireland to Salisbury Plain, and
+that he arranged them in the form in which they now stand, to
+commemorate for ever the unhappy fate of three hundred British chiefs,
+who were massacred on that spot by the Saxons.
+
+ At Abergwylly, near Caermarthen, is still shown the cave of the
+prophet and the scene of his incantations. How beautiful is the
+description of it given by Spenser in his "Faerie Queene." The lines
+need no apology for their repetition here, and any sketch of the great
+prophet of Britain would be incomplete without them :--
+
+"There the wise Merlin, whilom wont (they say),
+To make his wonne low underneath the ground,
+In a deep delve far from the view of day,
+That of no living wight he mote be found,
+Whenso he counselled with his sprites encompassed round.
+
+"And if thou ever happen that same way
+To travel, go to see that dreadful place;
+It is a hideous, hollow cave, they say,
+Under a rock that lies a little space
+From the swift Barry, tumbling down apace
+Amongst the woody hills of Dynevoure;
+But dare thou not, I charge, in any case,
+To enter into that same baleful bower,
+For fear the cruel fiendes should thee unwares devour!
+
+"But, standing high aloft, low lay thine care,
+And there such ghastly noise of iron chaines,
+And brazen caudrons thou shalt rombling heare,
+Which thousand sprites, with long-enduring paines,
+Doe tosse, that it will stun thy feeble braines;
+And often times great groans and grievous stownds,
+When too huge toile and labour them constraines;
+And often times loud strokes and ringing sounds
+From under that deep rock most horribly rebounds.
+
+"The cause, they say, is this. A little while
+Before that Merlin died, he did intend
+A brazen wall in compass, to compile
+About Cayr Merdin, and did it commend
+Unto these sprites to bring to perfect end;
+During which work the Lady of the Lake,
+Whom long he loved, for him in haste did send,
+Who thereby forced his workmen to forsake,
+Them bound till his return their labour not to slake.
+
+"In the mean time, through that false ladie's traine,
+He was surprised, and buried under biere,
+Ne ever to his work returned again;
+Natheless these fiendes may not their work forbeare,
+So greatly his commandement they fear,
+But there doe toile and travaile day and night,
+Until that brazen wall they up doe reare."
+[Faerie Queene, b. 3. c. 3. s. 6--13.]
+
+ Amongst other English prophets, a belief in whose power has not
+been entirely effaced by the light of advancing knowledge, is Robert
+Nixon, the Cheshire idiot, a contemporary of Mother Shipton. The
+popular accounts of this man say, that he was born of poor parents,
+not far from Vale Royal, on the edge of the forest of Delamere. He was
+brought up to the plough, but was so ignorant and stupid, that nothing
+could be made of him. Everybody thought him irretrievably insane, and
+paid no attention to the strange, unconnected discourses which he
+held. Many of his prophecies are believed to have been lost in this
+manner. But they were not always destined to be wasted upon dull and
+inattentive ears. An incident occurred which brought him into notice,
+and established his fame as a prophet of the first calibre. He was
+ploughing in a field when he suddenly stopped from his labour, and,
+with a wild look and strange gestures, exclaimed, "Now, Dick! now,
+Harry! O, ill done, Dick! O, well done, Harry! Harry has gained the
+day!" His fellow labourers in the field did not know what to make of
+this rhapsody; but the next day cleared up the mystery. News was
+brought by a messenger, in hot haste, that at the very instant when
+Nixon had thus ejaculated, Richard III had been slain at the battle
+of Bosworth, and Henry VII proclaimed King of England.
+
+ It was not long before the fame of the new prophet reached the
+ears of the King, who expressed a wish to see and converse with him. A
+messenger was accordingly despatched to bring him to court; but long
+before he reached Cheshire, Nixon knew and dreaded the honours that
+awaited him. Indeed it was said, that at the very instant the King
+expressed the wish, Nixon was, by supernatural means, made acquainted
+with it, and that he ran about the town of Over in great distress of
+mind, calling out, like a madman, that Henry had sent for him, and
+that he must go to court, and be clammed; that is, starved to death.
+These expressions excited no little wonder; but, on the third day, the
+messenger arrived, and carried him to court, leaving on the minds of
+the good people of Cheshire an impression that their prophet was one
+of the greatest ever born. On his arrival King Henry appeared to be
+troubled exceedingly at the loss of a valuable diamond, and asked
+Nixon if he could inform him where it was to be found. Henry had
+hidden the diamond himself, with a view to test the prophet's skill.
+Great, therefore, was his surprise when Nixon answered him in the
+words of the old proverb, "Those who hide can find." From that time
+forth the King implicitly believed that he had the gift of prophecy,
+and ordered all his words to be taken down.
+
+ During all the time of his residence at court he was in constant
+fear of being starved to death, and repeatedly told the King that such
+would be his fate, if he were not allowed to depart, and return into
+his own country. Henry would not suffer it, but gave strict orders to
+all his officers and cooks to give him as much to eat as he wanted. He
+lived so well, that for some time he seemed to be thriving like a
+nobleman's steward, and growing as fat as an alderman. One day the
+king went out hunting, when Nixon ran to the palace gate, and
+entreated on his knees that he might not be left behind to be starved.
+The King laughed, and, calling an officer, told him to take especial
+care of the prophet during his absence, and rode away to the forest.
+After his departure, the servants of the palace began to jeer at and
+insult Nixon, whom they imagined to be much better treated than he
+deserved. Nixon complained to the officer, who, to prevent him from
+being further molested, locked him up in the King's own closet, and
+brought him regularly his four meals a day. But it so happened that a
+messenger arrived from the King to this officer, requiring his
+immediate presence at Winchester, on a matter of life and death. So
+great was his haste to obey the King's command, that he mounted on the
+horse behind the messenger, and rode off, without bestowing a thought
+upon poor Nixon. He did not return till three days afterwards, when,
+remembering the prophet for the first time, he went to the King's
+closet, and found him lying upon the floor, starved to death, as he
+had predicted.
+
+ Among the prophecies of his which are believed to have been
+fulfilled, are the following, which relate to the times of the
+Pretender :--
+
+"A great man shall come into England,
+But the son of a King
+Shall take from him the victory."
+
+" Crows shall drink the blood of many nobles,
+And the North shall rise against the South."
+"The cock of the North shall be made to flee,
+And his feather be plucked for his pride,
+That he shall almost curse the day that he was born,"
+
+ All these, say his admirers, are as clear as the sun at noon-day.
+The first denotes the defeat of Prince Charles Edward, at the battle
+of Culloden, by the Duke of Cumberland; the second, the execution of
+Lords Derwentwater, Balmerino, and Lovat; and the third, the retreat
+of the Pretender from the shores of Britain. Among the prophecies that
+still remain to be accomplished, are the following :--
+
+"Between seven, eight, and nine,
+In England wonders shall be seen;
+Between nine and thirteen
+All sorrow shall be done!"
+
+"Through our own money and our men
+Shall a dreadful war begin.
+Between the sickle and the suck
+All England shall have a pluck,"
+
+"Foreign nations shall invade England with snow on their helmets, and
+shall bring plague, famine, and murder in the skirts of their
+garments."
+
+"The town of Nantwich shall be swept away by a flood"
+
+ Of the two first of these no explanation has yet been attempted;
+but some event or other will doubtless be twisted into such a shape as
+will fit them. The third, relative to the invasion of England by a
+nation with snow on their helmets, is supposed by the old women to
+foretell most clearly the coming war with Russia. As to the last,
+there are not a few in the town mentioned who devoutly believe that
+such will be its fate. Happily for their peace of mind, the prophet
+said nothing of the year that was to witness the awful calamity; so
+that they think it as likely to be two centuries hence as now.
+
+ The popular biographers of Nixon conclude their account of him by
+saying, that "his prophecies are by some persons thought fables; yet
+by what has come to pass, it is now thought, and very plainly appears,
+that most of them have proved, or will prove, true; for which we, on
+all occasions, ought not only to exert our utmost might to repel by
+force our enemies, but to refrain from our abandoned and wicked course
+of life, and to make our continual prayer to God for protection and
+safety." To this, though a non sequitur, every one will cry Amen!
+
+ Besides the prophets, there have been the almanack makers, Lilly,
+Poor Robin, Partridge, and Francis Moore, physician, in England, and
+Matthew Laensbergh, in France and Belgium. But great as were their
+pretensions, they were modesty itself in comparison with Merlin,
+Shipton, and Nixon, who fixed their minds upon higher things than the
+weather, and who were not so restrained in their flights of fancy as
+to prophesy for only one year at a time. After such prophets as they,
+the almanack makers hardly deserve to be mentioned; no, not even the
+renowned Partridge, whose wonderful prognostications set all England
+agog in 1708, and whose death, at a time when he was still alive and
+kicking, was so pleasantly and satisfactorily proved by Isaac
+Bickerstaff. The anti-climax would be too palpable, and they and their
+doings must be left uncommemorated.
+
+
+POPULAR ADMIRATION FOR GREAT THIEVES.
+
+Jack. Where shall we find such another set of practical philosophers
+who, to a man, are above the fear of death?
+
+Wat. Sound men and true!
+
+Robin. Of tried courage and indefatigable industry!
+
+Ned. Who is there here that would not die for his friend?
+
+Harry. Who is there here that would betray him for his interest?
+
+Mat. Show me a gang of courtiers that could say as much!
+
+Dialogue of thieves in the Beggars' Opera.
+
+ Whether it be that the multitude, feeling the pangs of poverty,
+sympathise with the daring and ingenious depredators who take away the
+rich man's superfluity, or whether it be the interest that mankind in
+general feel for the records of perilous adventures, it is certain
+that the populace of all countries look with admiration upon great and
+successful thieves. Perhaps both these causes combine to invest their
+career with charms in the popular eye. Almost every country in Europe
+has its traditional thief, whose exploits are recorded with all the
+graces of poetry, and whose trespasses --
+
+"-- are cited up in rhymes,
+And sung by children in succeeding times."
+[Shakspeare's Rape of Lucretia.]
+
+ Those travellers who have made national manners and
+characteristics their peculiar study, have often observed and remarked
+upon this feeling. The learned Abbe le Blanc, who resided for some
+time in England at the commencement of the eighteenth century, says,
+in his amusing letters on the English and French nations, that he
+continually met with Englishmen who were not less vain in boasting of
+the success of their highwaymen than of the bravery of their troops.
+Tales of their address, their cunning, or their generosity, were in
+the mouths of everybody, and a noted thief was a kind of hero in high
+repute. He adds that the mob, in all countries, being easily moved,
+look in general with concern upon criminals going to the gallows; but
+an English mob looked upon such scenes with 'extraordinary interest:
+they delighted to see them go through their last trials with
+resolution, and applauded those who were insensible enough to die as
+they had lived, braving the justice both of God and men: such, he
+might have added, as the noted robber Macpherson, of whom the old
+ballad says--
+
+"Sae rantingly, sae wantonly,
+Sae dauntingly gaed he:
+He played a spring, and danced it round
+Beneath the gallows tree."
+
+ Among these traditional thieves the most noted in England, or
+perhaps in any country, is Robin Hood, a name which popular affection
+has encircled with a peculiar halo. "He robbed the rich to give to the
+poor;" and his reward has been an immortality of fame, a tithe of
+which would be thought more than sufficient to recompense a benefactor
+of his species. Romance and poetry have been emulous to make him all
+their own; and the forest of Sherwood, in which he roamed with his
+merry men, armed with their long bows, and clad in Lincoln green, has
+become the resort of pilgrims, and a classic spot sacred to his
+memory. The few virtues he had, which would have ensured him no praise
+if he had been an honest man, have been blazoned forth by popular
+renown during seven successive centuries, and will never be forgotten
+while the English tongue endures. His charity to the poor, and his
+gallantry and respect for women, have made him the pre-eminent thief
+of all the world.
+
+ Among English thieves of a later date, who has not heard of Claude
+Duval, Dick Turpin, Jonathan Wild, and Jack Sheppard, those knights of
+the road and of the town, whose peculiar chivalry formed at once the
+dread and the delight of England during the eighteenth century?
+Turpin's fame is unknown to no portion of the male population of
+England after they have attained the age of ten. His wondrous ride
+from London to York has endeared him to the imagination of millions;
+his cruelty in placing an old woman upon a fire, to force her to tell
+him where she had hidden her money, is regarded as a good joke; and
+his proud bearing upon the scaffold is looked upon as a virtuous
+action. The Abbe le Blanc, writing in 1737, says he was continually
+entertained with stories of Turpin -- how, when he robbed gentlemen,
+he would generously leave them enough to continue their journey, and
+exact a pledge from them never to inform against him, and how
+scrupulous such gentlemen were in keeping their word. He was one day
+told a story with which the relator was he the highest degree
+delighted. Turpin, or some other noted robber, stopped a man whom he
+knew to be very rich, with the usual salutation --"Your money or your
+life!" but not finding more than five or six guineas about him, he
+took the liberty of entreating him, in the most affable manner, never
+to come out so ill provided; adding that, if he fell in with him, and
+he had no more than such a paltry sum, he would give him a good
+licking. Another story, told by one of Turpin's admirers, was of a
+robbery he had committed upon a Mr. C. near Cambridge. He took from
+this gentleman his watch, his snuff-box, and all his money but two
+shillings, and, before he left him, required his word of honour that
+he would not cause him to be pursued or brought before a justice. The
+promise being given, they both parted very courteously. They
+afterwards met at Newmarket, and renewed their acquaintance. Mr. C.
+kept his word religiously; he not only refrained from giving Turpin
+into custody, but made a boast that he had fairly won some of his
+money back again in an honest way. Turpin offered to bet with him on
+some favourite horse, and Mr. C. accepted the wager with as good a
+grace as he could have done from the best gentleman in England. Turpin
+lost his bet and paid it immediately, and was so smitten with the
+generous behaviour of Mr. C. that he told him how deeply he regretted
+that the trifling affair which had happened between them did not
+permit them to drink together. The narrator of this anecdote was quite
+proud that England was the birthplace of such a highwayman.
+
+[The Abbe, in the second volume, in the letter No. 79, dressed to
+Monsieur de Buffon, gives the following curious particulars of the
+robbers of 1757, which are not without interest at this day, if it
+were only to show the vast improvement which has taken place since
+that period :-- "It is usual, in travelling, to put ten or a dozen
+guineas in a separate pocket, as a tribute to the first that comes to
+demand them: the right of passport, which custom has established here
+in favour of the robbers, who are almost the only highway surveyors in
+England, has made this necessary; and accordingly the English call
+these fellows the 'Gentlemen of the Road,' the government letting them
+exercise their jurisdiction upon travellers without giving them any
+great molestation. To say the truth, they content themselves with only
+taking the money of those who obey without disputing; but
+notwithstanding their boasted humanity, the lives of those who
+endeavour to get away are not always safe. They are very strict and
+severe in levying their impost; and if a man has not wherewithal to
+pay them, he may run the chance of getting himself knocked on the head
+for his poverty.
+
+"About fifteen years ago, these robbers, with the view of maintaining
+their rights, fixed up papers at the doors of rich people about
+London, expressly forbidding all persons, of whatsoever quality or
+condition, from going out of town without ten guineas and a watch
+about them, on pain of death. In bad times, when there is little or
+nothing to be got on the roads, these fellows assemble in gangs, to
+raise contributions even in London itself; and the watchmen seldom
+trouble themselves to interfere with them in their vocation."]
+
+ Not less familiar to the people of England is the career of Jack
+Sheppard, as brutal a ruffian as ever disgraced his country, but who
+has claims upon the popular admiration which are very generally
+acknowledged. He did not, like Robin Hood, plunder the rich to relieve
+the poor, nor rob with an uncouth sort of courtesy, like Turpin; but
+he escaped from Newgate with the fetters on his limbs. This
+achievement, more than once repeated, has encircled his felon brow
+with the wreath of immortality, and made him quite a pattern thief
+among the populace. He was no more than twenty-three years of age at
+the time of his execution, and he died much pitied by the crowd. His
+adventures were the sole topics of conversation for months; the
+print-shops were filled with his effigies, and a fine painting of him
+was made by Sir Richard Thornhill. The following complimentary verses
+to the artist appeared in the "British Journal" of November 28th,
+1724.
+
+"Thornhill! 'tis thine to gild with fame
+Th' obscure, and raise the humble name;
+To make the form elude the grave,
+And Sheppard from oblivion save!
+
+Apelles Alexander drew--
+Cesar is to Aurelius due;
+Cromwell in Lilly's works doth shine,
+And Sheppard, Thornhill, lives in thine!"
+
+ So high was Jack's fame that a pantomime entertainment, called
+"Harlequin Jack Sheppard," was devised by one Thurmond, and brought
+out with great success at Drury Lane Theatre. All the scenes were
+painted from nature, including the public-house that the robber
+frequented in Claremarket, and the condemned cell from which he had
+made his escape in Newgate.
+
+ The Rev. Mr. Villette, the editor of the "Annals of Newgate,"
+published in 1754, relates a curious sermon which, he says, a friend
+of his heard delivered by a street-preacher about the time of Jack's
+execution. The orator, after animadverting on the great care men took
+of their bodies, and the little care they bestowed upon their souls,
+continued as follows, by way of exemplifying the position:-- "We have
+a remarkable instance of this in a notorious malefactor, well known by
+the name of Jack Sheppard. What amazing difficulties has he overcome!
+what astonishing things has he performed! and all for the sake of a
+stinking, miserable carcass; hardly worth the hanging! How dexterously
+did he pick the chain of his padlock with a crooked nail! how manfully
+he burst his fetters asunder! -- climb up the chimney! -- wrench out
+an iron bar! -- break his way through a stone wall! -- make the strong
+door of a dark entry fly before him, till he got upon the leads of the
+prison! then, fixing a blanket to the wall with a spike, he stole out
+of the chapel. How intrepidly did he descend to the top of the
+turner's house! -- how cautiously pass down the stair, and make his
+escape to the street door!
+
+ "Oh! that ye were all like Jack Sheppard! Mistake me not, my
+brethren; I don't mean in a carnal, but in a spiritual sense, for I
+propose to spiritualise these things. What a shame it would be if we
+should not think it worth our while to take as much pains, and employ
+as many deep thoughts, to save our souls as he has done to preserve
+his body!
+
+ "Let me exhort ye, then, to open the locks of your hearts with the
+nail of repentance! Burst asunder the fetters of your beloved lusts!
+-- mount the chimney of hope! -- take from thence the bar of good
+resolution! -- break through the stone wall of despair, and all the
+strongholds in the dark entry of the valley of the shadow of death!
+Raise yourselves to the leads of divine meditation! -- fix the
+blanket of faith with the spike of the church! let yourselves down to
+the turner's house of re signation, and descend the stairs of
+humility! So shall you come to the door of deliverance from the prison
+of iniquity, and escape the clutches of that old executioner the
+Devil!"
+
+ But popular as the name of Jack Sheppard was immediately after he
+had suffered the last penalty of his crimes, it was as nothing
+compared to the vast renown which he has acquired in these latter
+days, after the lapse of a century and a quarter. Poets too often, are
+not fully appreciated till they have been dead a hundred years, and
+thieves, it would appear, share the disadvantage. But posterity is
+grateful if our contemporaries are not; and Jack Sheppard, faintly
+praised in his own day, shines out in ours the hero of heroes,
+preeminent above all his fellows. Thornhill made but one picture of
+the illustrious robber, but Cruikshank has made dozens, and the art of
+the engraver has multiplied them into thousands and tens of thousands,
+until the populace of England have become as familiar with Jack's
+features as they are with their own. Jack, the romantic, is the hero
+of three goodly volumes, and the delight of the circulating libraries;
+and the theatres have been smitten with the universal enthusiasm.
+Managers have set their playmongers at work, and Jack's story has been
+reproduced in the shape of drama, melodrama, and farce, at half a
+dozen places of entertainment at once. Never was such a display of
+popular regard for a hero as was exhibited in London in 1840 for the
+renowned Jack Sheppard: robbery acquired additional lustre in the
+popular eye, and not only Englishmen, but foreigners, caught the
+contagion; and one of the latter, fired by the example, robbed and
+murdered a venerable, unoffending, and too confiding nobleman, whom it
+was his especial duty to have obeyed and protected. But he was a
+coward and a wretch; -- it was a solitary crime -- he had not made a
+daring escape from dungeon walls, or ridden from London to York, and
+he died amid the execrations of the people, affording a melancholy
+exemplification of the trite remark, that every man is not great who
+is desirous of being so.
+
+ Jonathan Wild, whose name has been immortalised by Fielding, was
+no favourite with the people. He had none of the virtues which,
+combined with crimes, make up the character of the great thief. He was
+a pitiful fellow, who informed against his comrades, and was afraid of
+death. This meanness was not to be forgiven by the crowd, and they
+pelted him with dirt and stones on his way to Tyburn, and expressed
+their contempt by every possible means. How different was their
+conduct to Turpin and Jack Sheppard, who died in their neatest attire,
+with nosegays in their button-holes, and with the courage that a crowd
+expects! It was anticipated that the body of Turpin would have been
+delivered up to the surgeons for dissection, and the people seeing
+some men very busily employed in removing it, suddenly set upon them,
+rescued the body, bore it about the town in triumph, and then buried
+it in a very deep grave, filled with quick-lime, to hasten the
+progress of decomposition. They would not suffer the corpse of their
+hero, of the man who had ridden from London to York in four-and-twenty
+hours to be mangled by the rude hands of unmannerly surgeons.
+
+ The death of Claude Duval would appear to have been no less
+triumphant. Claude was a gentlemanly thief. According to Butler, in
+the famous ode to his memory, he
+
+"Taught the wild Arabs of the road
+To rob in a more gentle mode;
+Take prizes more obligingly than those
+Who never had breen bred filous;
+And how to hang in a more graceful fashion
+Than e'er was known before to the dull English nation."
+
+In fact, he was the pink of politeness, and his gallantry to the fair
+sex was proverbial. When he was caught at last, pent in "stone walls
+and chains and iron grates," -- their grief was in proportion to his
+rare merits and his great fame. Butler says, that to his dungeon
+
+"-- came ladies from all parts,
+To offer up close prisoners their hearts,
+Which he received as tribute due--
+ * * * *
+Never did bold knight, to relieve
+Distressed dames, such dreadful feats achieve,
+As feeble damsels, for his sake,
+Would have been proud to undertake,
+And, bravely ambitious to redeem
+The world's loss and their own,
+Strove who should have the honour to lay down,
+And change a life with him."
+
+ Among the noted thieves of France, there is none to compare with
+the famous Aimerigot Tetenoire, who flourished in the reign of Charles
+VI. This fellow was at the head of four or five hundred men, and
+possessed two very strong castles in Limousin and Auvergne. There was
+a good deal of the feudal baron about him, although he possessed no
+revenues but such as the road afforded him. At his death he left a
+singular will. "I give and bequeath," said the robber, "one thousand
+five hundred francs to St. George's Chapel, for such repairs as it may
+need. To my sweet girl who so tenderly loved me, I give two thousand
+five hundred; and the surplus I give to my companions. I hope they
+will all live as brothers, and divide it amicably among them. If they
+cannot agree, and the devil of contention gets among them, it is no
+fault of mine; and I advise them to get a good strong, sharp axe, and
+break open my strong box. Let them scramble for what it contains, and
+the Devil seize the hindmost." The people of Auvergne still recount
+with admiration the daring feats of this brigand.
+
+ Of later years, the French thieves have been such unmitigated
+scoundrels as to have left but little room for popular admiration. The
+famous Cartouche, whose name has become synonymous with ruffian in
+their language, had none of the generosity, courtesy, and devoted
+bravery which are so requisite to make a robber-hero. He was born at
+Paris, towards the end of the seventeenth century, and broken alive on
+the wheel in November 1727. He was, however, sufficiently popular to
+have been pitied at his death, and afterwards to have formed the
+subject of a much admired drama, which bore his name, and was played
+with great success in all the theatres of France during the years
+1734, 5, and 6. In our own day the French have been more fortunate in
+a robber; Vidocq bids fair to rival the fame of Turpin and Jack
+Sheppard. Already he has become the hero of many an apocryphal tale --
+already his compatriots boast of his manifold achievements, and
+express their doubts whether any other country in Europe could produce
+a thief so clever, so accomplished, so gentlemanly, as Vidocq.
+
+ Germany has its Schinderhannes, Hungary its Schubry, and Italy and
+Spain a whole host of brigands, whose names and exploits are familiar
+as household words in the mouths of the children and populace of those
+countries. The Italian banditti are renowned over the world; and many
+of them are not only very religious (after a fashion), but very
+charitable. Charity from such a source is so unexpected, that the
+people dote upon them for it. One of them, when he fell into the hands
+of the police, exclaimed, as they led him away, "Ho fatto pitt
+carita!" -- "I have given away more in charity than any three
+convents in these provinces." And the fellow spoke truth.
+
+ In Lombardy, the people cherish the memory of two notorious
+robbers, who flourished about two centuries ago under the Spanish
+government. Their story, according to Macfarlane, is contained in a
+little book well known to all the children of the province, and read
+by them with much more gusto than their Bibles.
+
+ Schinderhannes, the robber of the Rhine, is a great favourite on
+the banks of the river which he so long kept in awe. Many amusing
+stories are related by the peasantry of the scurvy tricks he played
+off upon rich Jews, or too-presuming officers of justice -- of his
+princely generosity, and undaunted courage. In short, they are proud
+of him, and would no more consent to have the memory of his
+achievements dissociated from their river than they would to have the
+rock of Ehrenbreitstein blown to atoms by gunpowder.
+
+ There is another robber-hero, of whose character and exploits the
+people of Germany speak admiringly. Mausch Nadel was captain of a
+considerable band that infested the Rhine, Switzerland, Alsatia, and
+Lorraine during the years 1824, 5, and 6. Like Jack Sheppard, he
+endeared himself to the populace by his most hazardous escape from
+prison. Being confined, at Bremen, in a dungeon, on the third story of
+the prison of that town, he contrived to let himself down without
+exciting the vigilance of the sentinels, and to swim across the Weser,
+though heavily laden with irons. When about half way over, he was
+espied by a sentinel, who fired at him, and shot him in the calf of
+the leg: but the undaunted robber struck out manfully, reached the
+shore, and was out of sight before the officers of justice could get
+ready their boats to follow him. He was captured again in 1826, tried
+at Mayence, and sentenced to death. He was a tall, strong, handsome
+man, and his fate, villain as he was, excited much sympathy all over
+Germany. The ladies especially were loud in their regret that nothing
+could be done to save a hero so good-looking, and of adventures so
+romantic, from the knife of the headsman.
+
+ Mr. Macfarlane, in speaking of Italian banditti, remarks, that the
+abuses of the Catholic religion, with its confessions and absolutions,
+have tended to promote crime of this description. But, he adds, more
+truly, that priests and monks have not done half the mischief which
+has been perpetrated by ballad-mongers and story-tellers. If he had
+said play-wrights also, the list would have been complete. In fact,
+the theatre, which can only expect to prosper, in a pecuniary sense,
+by pandering to the tastes of the people, continually recurs to the
+annals of thieves and banditti for its most favourite heroes. These
+theatrical robbers; with their picturesque attire, wild haunts, jolly,
+reckless, devil-may-care manners, take a wonderful hold upon the
+imagination, and, whatever their advocates may say to the contrary,
+exercise a very pernicious influence upon public morals. In the
+Memoirs of the Duke of Guise upon the Revolution of Naples in 1647 and
+1648, it is stated, that the manners, dress, and mode of life of the
+Neapolitan banditti were rendered so captivating upon the stage, that
+the authorities found it absolutely necessary to forbid the
+representation of dramas in which they figured, and even to prohibit
+their costume at the masquerades. So numerous were the banditti at
+this time, that the Duke found no difficulty in raising an army of.
+them, to aid him in his endeavours to seize on the throne of Naples.
+He thus describes them; [See also "Foreign Quarterly Review," vol. iv.
+p. 398.]
+
+ "They were three thousand five hundred men, of whom the oldest
+came short of five and forty years, and the youngest was above twenty.
+They were all tall and well made, with long black hair, for the most
+part curled, coats of black Spanish leather, with sleeves of velvet,
+or cloth of gold, cloth breeches with gold lace, most of them scarlet;
+girdles of velvet, laced with gold, with two pistols on each side; a
+cutlass hanging at a belt, suitably trimmed, three fingers broad and
+two feet long; a hawking-bag at their girdle, and a powder-flask hung
+about their neck with a great silk riband. Some of them carried
+firelocks, and others blunder-busses; they had all good shoes, with
+silk stockings, and every one a cap of cloth of gold, or cloth of
+silver, of different colours, on his head, which was very delightful
+to the eye."
+
+ "The Beggars' Opera," in our own country, is another instance of
+the admiration that thieves excite upon the stage. Of the
+extraordinary success of this piece, when first produced, the
+following account is given in the notes to "The Dunciad," and quoted
+by Johnson in his "Lives of the Poets." "This piece was received with
+greater applause than was ever known. Besides being acted in London
+sixty-three days without interruption, and renewed the next season
+with equal applause, it spread into all the great towns of England;
+was played in many places to the thirtieth and fortieth time; at Bath
+and Bristol, &c. fifty. It made its progress into Wales, Scotland, and
+Ireland, where it was performed twenty-four days successively. The
+ladies carried about with them the favourite songs of it in fans, and
+houses were furnished with it in screens. The fame of it was not
+confined to the author only. The person who acted Polly, till then
+obscure, became all at once the favourite of the town; [Lavinia
+Fenton, afterwards Duchess of Bolton.] her pictures were engraved and
+sold in great numbers; her life written, books of letters and verses
+to her published, and pamphlets made even of her sayings and jests.
+Furthermore, it drove out of England, for that season, the Italian
+Opera, which had carried all before it for ten years." Dr. Johnson, in
+his Life of the Author, says, that Herring, afterwards Archbishop of
+Canterbury, censured the opera, as giving encouragement, not only to
+vice, but to crimes, by making the highwayman the hero, and dismissing
+him at last unpunished; and adds, that it was even said, that after
+the exhibition the gangs of robbers were evidently multiplied. The
+Doctor doubts the assertion, giving as his reason that highwaymen and
+housebreakers seldom frequent the playhouse, and that it was not
+possible for any one to imagine that he might rob with safety, because
+he saw Macheath reprieved upon the stage. But if Johnson had wished to
+be convinced, he might very easily have discovered that highwaymen and
+housebreakers did frequent the theatre, and that nothing was more
+probable than that a laughable representation of successful villany
+should induce the young and the already vicious to imitate it.
+Besides, there is the weighty authority of Sir John Fielding, the
+chief magistrate of Bow Street, who asserted positively, and proved
+his assertion by the records of his office, that the number of thieves
+was greatly increased at the time when that opera was so popular.
+
+ We have another instance of the same result much nearer our own
+times. Schiller's "Rauber," that wonderful play, written by a green
+youth, perverted the taste and imagination of all the young men in
+Germany. An accomplished critic of our own country (Hazlitt), speaking
+of this play, says it was the first he ever read, and such was the
+effect it produced on him, that "it stunned him, like a blow." After
+the lapse of five-and-twenty years he could not forget it; it was
+still, to use his own words, "an old dweller in the chambers of his
+brain," and he had not even then recovered enough from it, to describe
+how it was. The high-minded, metaphysical thief, its hero, was so
+warmly admired, that several raw students, longing to imitate a
+character they thought so noble, actually abandoned their homes and
+their colleges, and betook themselves to the forests and wilds to levy
+contributions upon travellers. They thought they would, like Moor,
+plunder the rich, and deliver eloquent soliloquies to the setting sun
+or the rising moon; relieve the poor when they met them, and drink
+flasks of Rhenish with their free companions in rugged mountain
+passes, or in tents in the thicknesses of the forests. But a little
+experience wonderfully cooled their courage; they found that real,
+every-day robbers were very unlike the conventional banditti of the
+stage, and that three months in prison, with bread and water for their
+fare, and damp straw to lie upon, was very well to read about by their
+own fire sides, but not very agreeable to undergo in their own proper
+persons.
+
+ Lord Byron, with his soliloquising, high-souled thieves, has, in a
+slight degree, perverted the taste of the greenhorns and incipient
+rhymesters of his country. As yet, however, they have shown more good
+sense than their fellows of Germany, and have not taken to the woods
+or the highways. Much as they admire Conrad the Corsair, they will not
+go to sea, and hoist the black flag in emulation of him. By words
+only, and not by deeds, they testify their admiration, and deluge the
+periodicals and music shops of the hand with verses describing
+pirates' and bandits' brides, and robber adventures of every kind.
+
+ But it is the play-wright who does most harm; and Byron has fewer
+sins of this nature to answer for than Gay or Schiller, and the modern
+dramatizers of Jack Sheppard. With the aid of scenery, fine dresses,
+and music, and the very false notions they convey, they vitiate the
+public taste, not knowing,
+
+"----------- vulgaires rimeurs
+Quelle force ont les arts pour demolir les moeurs."
+
+ In the penny theatres that abound in the poor and populous
+districts of London, and which are chiefly frequented by striplings of
+idle and dissolute habits, tales of thieves and murderers are more
+admired, and draw more crowded audiences, than any other species of
+representation. There the footpad, the burglar, and the highwayman are
+portrayed in unnatural colours, and give pleasant lessons in crime to
+their delighted listeners. There the deepest tragedy and the broadest
+farce are represented in the career of the murderer and the thief, and
+are applauded in proportion to their depth and their breadth. There,
+whenever a crime of unusual atrocity is committed, it is brought out
+afresh, with all its disgusting incidents copied from the life, for
+the amusement of those who will one day become its imitators.
+
+ With the mere reader the case is widely different; and most people
+have a partiality for knowing the adventures of noted rogues. Even in
+fiction they are delightful: witness the eventful story of Gil Blas de
+Santillane, and of that great rascal Don Guzman d'Alfarache. Here
+there is no fear of imitation. Poets, too, without doing mischief, may
+sing of such heroes when they please, wakening our sympathies for the
+sad fate of Gilderoy, or Macpherson the Dauntless; or celebrating in
+undying verse the wrongs and the revenge of the great thief of
+Scotland, Rob Roy. If, by the music of their sweet rhymes, they can
+convince the world that such heroes are but mistaken philosophers,
+born a few ages too late, and having both a theoretical and practical
+love for
+
+"The good old rule, the simple plan,
+That they should take who have the power,
+That they should keep who can,"
+
+the world may, perhaps, become wiser, and consent to some better
+distribution of its good things, by means of which thieves may become
+reconciled to the age, and the age to them. The probability, however,
+seems to be, that the charmers will charm in vain, charm they ever so
+wisely.
+
+
+INFLUENCE OF POLITICS AND RELIGION ON THE HAIR AND BEARD.
+
+Speak with respect and honour
+Both of the beard and the beard's owner.
+ HUDIBRAS,
+
+ The famous declaration of St. Paul, "that long hair was a shame
+unto a man" has been made the pretext for many singular enactments,
+both of civil and ecclesiastical governments. The fashion of the hair
+and the cut of the beard were state questions in France and England
+from the establishment of Christianity until the fifteenth century.
+
+ We find, too, that in much earlier times men were not permitted to
+do as they liked with their own hair. Alexander the Great thought that
+the beards of his soldiery afforded convenient handles for the enemy
+to lay hold of, preparatory to cutting off their heads; and, with the
+view of depriving them of this advantage, he ordered the whole of his
+army to be closely shaven. His notions of courtesy towards an enemy
+were quite different from those entertained by the North American
+Indians, amongst whom it is held a point of honour to allow one
+"chivalrous lock" to grow, that the foe, in taking the scalp, may have
+something to catch hold of.
+
+ At one time, long hair was the symbol of sovereignty in Europe. We
+learn from Gregory of Tours that, among the successors of Clovis, it
+was the exclusive privilege of the royal family to have their hair
+long, and curled. The nobles, equal to kings in power, would not show
+any inferiority in this respect, and wore not only their hair, but
+their beards, of an enormous length. This fashion lasted, with but
+slight changes, till the time of Louis the Debonnaire, but his
+successors, up to Hugh Capet, wore their hair short, by way of
+distinction. Even the serfs had set all regulation at defiance, and
+allowed their locks and beards to grow.
+
+ At the time of the invasion of England by William the Conqueror,
+the Normans wore their hair very short. Harold, in his progress
+towards Hastings, sent forward spies to view the strength and number
+of the enemy. They reported, amongst other things, on their return,
+that "the host did almost seem to be priests, because they had all
+their face and both their lips shaven." The fashion among the English
+at the time was to wear the hair long upon the head and the upper lip,
+but to shave the chin. When the haughty victors had divided the broad
+lands of the Saxon thanes and franklins among them, when tyranny of
+every kind was employed to make the English feel that they were indeed
+a subdued and broken nation, the latter encouraged the growth of their
+hair, that they might resemble as little as possible their cropped and
+shaven masters.
+
+ This fashion was exceedingly displeasing to the clergy, and
+prevailed to a considerable extent in France and Germany. Towards the
+end of the eleventh century, it was decreed by the Pope, and zealously
+supported by the ecclesiastical authorities all over Europe, that such
+persons as wore long hair should be excommunicated while living, and
+not be prayed for when dead. William of Malmesbury relates, that the
+famous St. Wulstan, Bishop of Worcester, was peculiarly indignant
+whenever he saw a man with long hair. He declaimed against the
+practice as one highly immoral, criminal, and beastly. He continually
+carried a small knife in his pocket, and whenever anybody, offending
+in this respect, knelt before him to receive his blessing, he would
+whip it out slily, and cut off a handful, and then, throwing it in his
+face, tell him to cut off all the rest, or he would go to hell.
+
+ But fashion, which at times it is possible to move with a wisp,
+stands firm against a lever; and men preferred to run the risk of
+damnation to parting with the superfluity of their hair. In the time
+of Henry I, Anselm, Archbishop of Canterbury, found it necessary to
+republish the famous decree of excommunication and outlawry against
+the offenders; but, as the court itself had begun to patronize curls,
+the fulminations of the church were unavailing. Henry I and his nobles
+wore their hair in long ringlets down their backs and shoulders, and
+became a scandalum magnatum in the eyes of the godly. One Serlo, the
+King's chaplain, was so grieved in spirit at the impiety of his
+master, that he preached a sermon from the well-known text of St.
+Paul, before the assembled court, in which he drew so dreadful a
+picture of the torments that awaited them in the other world, that
+several of them burst into tears, and wrung their hair, as if they
+would have pulled it out by the roots. Henry himself was observed to
+weep. The priest, seeing the impression he had made, determined to
+strike while the iron was hot, and, pulling a pair of scissors from
+his pocket, cut the king's hair in presence of them all. Several of
+the principal courtiers consented to do the like, and, for a short
+time, long hair appeared to be going out of fashion. But the courtiers
+thought, after the first glow of their penitence had been cooled by
+reflection, that the clerical Dalilah had shorn them of their
+strength, and, in less than six months, they were as great sinners as
+ever.
+
+ Anselm, the Archbishop of Canterbury, who had been a monk of Bec,
+in Normandy, and who had signalized himself at Rouen by his fierce
+opposition to long hair, was still anxious to work a reformation in
+this matter. But his pertinacity was far from pleasing to the King,
+who had finally made up his mind to wear ringlets. There were other
+disputes, of a more serious nature, between them; so that when the
+Archbishop died, the King was so glad to be rid of him, that he
+allowed the see to remain vacant for five years. Still the cause had
+other advocates, and every pulpit in the land resounded with anathemas
+against that disobedient and long-haired generation. But all was of no
+avail. Stowe, in writing of this period, asserts, on the authority of
+some more ancient chronicler, "that men, forgetting their birth,
+transformed themselves, by the length of their haires, into the
+semblance of woman kind;" and that when their hair decayed from age,
+or other causes, "they knit about their heads certain rolls and
+braidings of false hair." At last accident turned the tide of fashion.
+A knight of the court, who was exceedingly proud of his beauteous
+locks, dreamed one night that, as he lay in bed, the devil sprang upon
+him, and endeavoured to choke him with his own hair. He started in
+affright, and actually found that he had a great quantity of hair in
+his mouth. Sorely stricken in conscience, and looking upon the dream
+as a warning from Heaven, he set about the work of reformation, and
+cut off his luxuriant tresses the same night. The story was soon
+bruited abroad; of course it was made the most of by the clergy, and
+the knight, being a man of influence and consideration, and the
+acknowledged leader of the fashion, his example, aided by priestly
+exhortations, was very generally imitated. Men appeared almost as
+decent as St. Wulstan himself could have wished, the dream of a dandy
+having proved more efficacious than the entreaties of a saint. But, as
+Stowe informs us, "scarcely was one year past, when all that thought
+themselves courtiers fell into the former vice, and contended with
+women in their long haires." Henry, the King, appears to have been
+quite uninfluenced by the dreams of others, for even his own would not
+induce him a second time to undergo a cropping from priestly shears.
+It is said, that he was much troubled at this time by disagreeable
+visions. Having offended the church in this and other respects, he
+could get no sound refreshing sleep, and used to imagine that he saw
+all the bishops, abbots, and monks of every degree, standing around
+his bed-side, and threatening to belabour him with their pastoral
+staves; which sight, we are told, so frightened him, that he often
+started naked out of his bed, and attacked the phantoms sword in hand.
+Grimbalde, his physician, who, like most of his fraternity at that
+day, was an ecclesiastic, never hinted that his dreams were the result
+of a bad digestion, but told him to shave his head, be reconciled to
+the Church, and reform himself with alms and prayer. But he would not
+take this good advice, and it was not until he had been nearly drowned
+a year afterwards, in a violent storm at sea, that he repented of his
+evil ways, cut his hair short, and paid proper deference to the wishes
+of the clergy.
+
+ In France, the thunders of the Vatican with regard to long curly
+hair were hardly more respected than in England. Louis VII. however,
+was more obedient than his brother-king, and cropped himself as
+closely as a monk, to the great sorrow of all the gallants of his
+court. His Queen, the gay, haughty, and pleasure-seeking Eleanor of
+Guienne, never admired him in this trim, and continually reproached
+him with imitating, not only the headdress, but the asceticism of the
+monks. From this cause, a coldness arose between them. The lady
+proving at last unfaithful to her shaven and indifferent lord, they
+were divorced, and the Kings of France lost the rich provinces of
+Guienne and Poitou, which were her dowry. She soon after bestowed her
+hand and her possessions upon Henry Duke of Normandy, afterwards Henry
+II of England, and thus gave the English sovereigns that strong
+footing in France which was for so many centuries the cause of such
+long and bloody wars between the nations.
+
+ When the Crusades had drawn all the smart young fellows into
+Palestine, the clergy did not find it so difficult to convince the
+staid burghers who remained in Europe, of the enormity of long hair.
+During the absence of Richard Coeur de Lion, his English subjects not
+only cut their hair close, but shaved their faces. William Fitzosbert,
+or Long-beard, the great demagogue of that day, reintroduced among the
+people who claimed to be of Saxon origin the fashion of long hair. He
+did this with the view of making them as unlike as possible to the
+citizens and the Normans. He wore his own beard hanging down to his
+waist, from whence the name by which he is best known to posterity.
+
+ The Church never showed itself so great an enemy to the beard as
+to long hair on the head. It generally allowed fashion to take its own
+course, both with regard to the chin and the upper lip. This fashion
+varied continually; for we find that, in little more than a century
+after the time of Richard I, when beards were short, that they had
+again become so long as to be mentioned in the famous epigram made by
+the Scots who visited London in 1327, when David, son of Robert Bruce,
+was married to Joan, the sister of King Edward. This epigram, which
+was stuck on the church-door of St. Peter Stangate, ran as follows--
+
+"Long beards heartlesse,
+Painted hoods witlesse,
+Gray coats gracelesse,
+Make England thriftlesse."
+
+ When the Emperor Charles V. ascended the throne of Spain, he had
+no beard. It was not to be expected that the obsequious parasites who
+always surround a monarch, could presume to look more virile than
+their master. Immediately all the courtiers appeared beardless, with
+the exception of such few grave old men as had outgrown the influence
+of fashion, and who had determined to die bearded as they had lived.
+Sober people in general saw this revolution with sorrow and alarm, and
+thought that every manly virtue would be banished with the beard. It
+became at the time a common saying,--
+
+"Desde que no hay barba, no hay mas alma."
+We have no longer souls since we have lost our beards.
+
+ In France, also, the beard fell into disrepute after the death of
+Henry IV, from the mere reason that his successor was too young to
+have one. Some of the more immediate friends of the great Bearnais,
+and his minister Sully among the rest, refused to part with their
+beards, notwithstanding the jeers of the new generation.
+
+ Who does not remember the division of England into the two great
+parties of Roundheads and Cavaliers? In those days, every species of
+vice and iniquity was thought by the Puritans to lurk in the long
+curly tresses of the Monarchists, while the latter imagined that their
+opponents were as destitute of wit, of wisdom, and of virtue, as they
+were of hair. A man's locks were the symbol of his creed, both in
+politics and religion. The more abundant the hair, the more scant the
+faith; and the balder the head, the more sincere the piety.
+
+ But among all the instances of the interference of governments
+with men's hair, the most extraordinary, not only for its daring, but
+for its success is that of Peter the Great, in 1705. By this time,
+fashion had condemned the beard in every other country in Europe, and
+with a voice more potent than Popes or Emperors, had banished it from
+civilized society. But this only made the Russians cling more fondly
+to their ancient ornament, as a mark to distinguish them from
+foreigners, whom they hated. Peter, however resolved that they should
+be shaven. If he had been a man deeply read in history, he might have
+hesitated before he attempted so despotic an attack upon the
+time-hallowed customs and prejudices of his countrymen; but he was
+not. He did not know or consider the danger of the innovation; he only
+listened to the promptings of his own indomitable will, and his fiat
+went forth, that not only the army, but all ranks of citizens, from
+the nobles to the serfs, should shave their beards. A certain time was
+given, that people might get over the first throes of their
+repugnance, after which every man who chose to retain his beard was to
+pay a tax of one hundred roubles. The priests and the serfs were put
+on a lower footing, and allowed to retain theirs upon payment of a
+copeck every time they passed the gate of a city. Great discontent
+existed in consequence, but the dreadful fate of the Strelitzes was
+too recent to be forgotten, and thousands who had the will had not the
+courage to revolt. As is well remarked by a writer in the
+"Encyclopedia Britannica," they thought it wiser to cut off their
+beards than to run the risk of incensing a man who would make no
+scruple in cutting off their heads. Wiser, too, than the popes and
+bishops of a former age, he did not threaten them with eternal
+damnation, but made them pay in hard cash the penalty of their
+disobedience. For many years, a very considerable revenue was
+collected from this source. The collectors gave in receipt for its
+payment a small copper coin, struck expressly for the purpose, and
+called the "borodovaia," or "the bearded." On one side it bore the
+figure of a nose, mouth, and moustachios, with a long bushy beard,
+surmounted by the words, "Deuyee Vyeatee," "money received;" the whole
+encircled by a wreath, and stamped with the black eagle of Russia. On
+the reverse, it bore the date of the year. Every man who chose to wear
+a beard was obliged to produce this receipt on his entry into a town.
+Those who were refractory, and refused to pay the tax, were thrown
+into prison.
+
+ Since that day, the rulers of modern Europe have endeavoured to
+persuade, rather than to force, in all matters pertaining to fashion.
+The Vatican troubles itself no more about beards or ringlets, and men
+may become hairy as bears, if such is their fancy, without fear of
+excommunication or deprivation of their political rights. Folly has
+taken a new start, and cultivates the moustachio.
+
+ Even upon this point governments will not let men alone. Religion
+as yet has not meddled with it; but perhaps it will; and politics
+already influence it considerably. Before the revolution of 1830,
+neither the French nor Belgian citizens were remarkable for their
+moustachios; but, after that event, there was hardly a shopkeeper
+either in Paris or Brussels whose upper lip did not suddenly become
+hairy with real or mock moustachios. During a temporary triumph gained
+by the Dutch soldiers over the citizens of Louvain, in October 1830,
+it became a standing joke against the patriots, that they shaved their
+faces clean immediately; and the wits of the Dutch army asserted, that
+they had gathered moustachios enough from the denuded lips of the
+Belgians to stuff mattresses for all the sick and wounded in their
+hospital.
+
+ The last folly of this kind is still more recent. In the German
+newspapers, of August 1838, appeared an ordonnance, signed by the King
+of Bavaria, forbidding civilians, on any pretence whatever, to wear
+moustachios, and commanding the police and other authorities to
+arrest, and cause to be shaved, the offending parties. "Strange to
+say," adds "Le Droit," the journal from which this account is taken,
+"moustachios disappeared immediately, like leaves from the trees in
+autumn; everybody made haste to obey the royal order, and not one
+person was arrested.
+
+ The King of Bavaria, a rhymester of some celebrity, has taken a
+good many poetical licences in his time. His licence in this matter
+appears neither poetical nor reasonable. It is to be hoped that he
+will not take it into his royal head to make his subjects shave
+theirs; nothing but that is wanting to complete their degradation.
+
+
+DUELS AND ORDEALS
+
+There was an ancient sage philosopher,
+Who swore the world, as he could prove,
+Was mad of fighting. * * *
+
+ Hudibras,
+
+ Most writers, in accounting for the origin of duelling, derive it
+from the warlike habits of those barbarous nations who overran Europe
+in the early centuries of the Christian era, and who knew no mode so
+effectual for settling their differences as the point of the sword. In
+fact, duelling, taken in its primitive and broadest sense, means
+nothing more than combatting, and is the universal resort of all wild
+animals, including man, to gain or defend their possessions, or avenge
+their insults. Two dogs who tear each other for a bone, or two bantams
+fighting on a dunghill for the love of some beautiful hen, or two
+fools on Wimbledon Common, shooting at each other to satisfy the laws
+of offended honour, stand on the same footing in this respect, and
+are, each and all, mere duellists. As civilization advanced, the best
+informed men naturally grew ashamed of such a mode of adjusting
+disputes, and the promulgation of some sort of laws for obtaining
+redress for injuries was the consequence. Still there were many cases
+in which the allegations of an accuser could not be rebutted by any
+positive proof on the part of the accused; and in all these, which
+must have been exceedingly numerous in the early stages of European
+society, the combat was resorted to. From its decision there was no
+appeal. God was supposed to nerve the arm of the combatant whose cause
+was just, and to grant him the victory over his opponent. As
+Montesquieu well remarks, ["Esprit des Loix," liv. xxviii. chap.
+xvii.] this belief was not unnatural among a people just emerging from
+barbarism. Their manners being wholly warlike, the man deficient in
+courage, the prime virtue of his fellows, was not unreasonably
+suspected of other vices besides cowardice, which is generally found
+to be co-existent with treachery. He, therefore, who showed himself
+most valiant in the encounter, was absolved by public opinion from any
+crime with which he might be charged. As a necessary consequence,
+society would have been reduced to its original elements, if the men
+of thought, as distinguished from the men of action, had not devised
+some means for taming the unruly passions of their fellows. With this
+view, governments commenced by restricting within the narrowest
+possible limits the cases in which it was lawful to prove or deny
+guilt by the single combat. By the law of Gondebaldus, King of the
+Burgundians, passed in the year 501, the proof by combat was allowed
+in all legal proceedings, in lieu of swearing. In the time of
+Charlemagne, the Burgundian practice had spread over the empire of the
+Francs, and not only the suitors for justice, but the witnesses, and
+even the judges, were obliged to defend their cause, their evidence,
+or their decision, at the point of the sword. Louis the Debonnaire,
+his successor, endeavoured to remedy the growing evil, by permitting
+the duel only in appeals of felony, in civil cases, or issue joined in
+a writ of right, and in cases of the court of chivalry, or attacks
+upon a man's knighthood. None were exempt from these trials, but
+women, the sick and the maimed, and persons under fifteen or above
+sixty years of age. Ecclesiastics were allowed to produce champions in
+their stead. This practice, in the course of time, extended to all
+trials of civil and criminal cases, which had to be decided by battle.
+
+ The clergy, whose dominion was an intellectual one, never approved
+of a system of jurisprudence which tended so much to bring all things
+under the rule of the strongest arm. From the first they set their
+faces against duelling, and endeavoured, as far as the prejudices of
+their age would allow them, to curb the warlike spirit, so alien from
+the principles of religion. In the Council of Valentia, and afterwards
+in the Council of Trent, they excommunicated all persons engaged in
+duelling, and not only them, but even the assistants and spectators,
+declaring the custom to be hellish and detestable, and introduced by
+the Devil for the destruction both of body and soul. They added, also,
+that princes who connived at duels, should be deprived of all temporal
+power, jurisdiction, and dominion over the places where they had
+permitted them to be fought. It will be seen hereafter that this
+clause only encouraged the practice which it was intended to prevent.
+
+ But it was the blasphemous error of these early ages to expect
+that the Almighty, whenever he was called upon, would work a miracle
+in favour of a person unjustly accused. The priesthood, in condemning
+the duel, did not condemn the principle on which it was founded. They
+still encouraged the popular belief of Divine interference in all the
+disputes or differences that might arise among nations or individuals.
+It was the very same principle that regulated the ordeals, which, with
+all their influence, they supported against the duel. By the former,
+the power of deciding the guilt or innocence was vested wholly in
+their hands, while, by the latter, they enjoyed no power or privilege
+at all. It is not to be wondered at, that for this reason, if for no
+other, they should have endeavoured to settle all differences by the
+peaceful mode. While that prevailed, they were as they wished to be,
+the first party in the state; but while the strong arm of individual
+prowess was allowed to be the judge in all doubtful cases, their power
+and influence became secondary to those of nobility.
+
+ Thus, it was not the mere hatred of bloodshed which induced them
+to launch the thunderbolts excommunication against the combatants; it
+a desire to retain the power, which, to do them justice, they were, in
+those times, the persons best qualified to wield. The germs of
+knowledge and civilization lay within the bounds of their order; for
+they were the representatives of the intellectual, as the nobility
+were of the physical power of man. To centralize this power in the
+Church, and make it the judge of the last resort in all appeals, both
+in civil and criminal cases, they instituted five modes of trial, the
+management of which lay wholly in their hands. These were the oath
+upon the Evangelists; the ordeal of the cross, and the fire ordeal,
+for persons in the higher ranks; the water ordeal, for the humbler
+classes; and, lastly, the Corsned, or bread and cheese ordeal, for
+members of their own body.
+
+ The oath upon the Evangelists was taken in the following manner:
+the accused who was received to this proof, says Paul Hay, Count du
+Chastelet, in his Memoirs of Bertrand du Guesclin, swore upon a copy
+of the New Testament, and on the relics of the holy martyrs, or on
+their tombs, that he was innocent of the crime imputed to him. He was
+also obliged to find twelve persons, of acknowledged probity, who
+should take oath at the same time, that they believed him innocent.
+This mode of trial led to very great abuses, especially in cases of
+disputed inheritance, where the hardest swearer was certain of the
+victory. This abuse was one of the principal causes which led to the
+preference given to the trial by battle. It is not all surprising that
+a feudal baron, or captain of the early ages, should have preferred
+the chances of a fair fight with his opponent, to a mode by which firm
+perjury would always be successful.
+
+ The trial by, or judgment of, the cross, which Charlemagne begged
+his sons to have recourse to, in case of disputes arising between
+them, was performed thus:-- When a person accused of any crime had
+declared his innocence upon oath, and appealed to the cross for its
+judgment in his favour, he was brought into the church, before the
+altar. The priests previously prepared two sticks exactly like one
+another, upon one of which was carved a figure of the cross. They were
+both wrapped up with great care and many ceremonies, in a quantity of
+fine wool, and laid upon the altar, or on the relics of the saints. A
+solemn prayer was then offered up to God, that he would be pleased to
+discover, by the judgment of his holy cross, whether the accused
+person were innocent or guilty. A priest then approached the altar,
+and took up one of the sticks, and the assistants unswathed it
+reverently. If it was marked with the cross, the accused person was
+innocent; if unmarked, he was guilty. It would be unjust to assert,
+that the judgments thus delivered were, in all cases, erroneous; and
+it would be absurd to believe that they were left altogether to
+chance. Many true judgments were doubtless given, and, in all
+probability, most conscientiously; for we cannot but believe that the
+priests endeavoured beforehand to convince themselves by secret
+inquiry and a strict examination of the circumstances, whether the
+appellant were innocent or guilty, and that they took up the crossed
+or uncrossed stick accordingly. Although, to all other observers, the
+sticks, as enfolded in the wool, might appear exactly similar, those
+who enwrapped them could, without any difficulty, distinguish the one
+from the other.
+
+ By the fire-ordeal the power of deciding was just as unequivocally
+left in their hands. It was generally believed that fire would not
+burn the innocent, and the clergy, of course, took care that the
+innocent, or such as it was their pleasure or interest to declare so,
+should be so warned before undergoing the ordeal, as to preserve
+themselves without any difficulty from the fire. One mode of ordeal
+was to place red-hot ploughshares on the ground at certain distances,
+and then, blindfolding the accused person, make him walk barefooted
+over them. If he stepped regularly in the vacant spaces, avoiding the
+fire, he was adjudged innocent; if he burned himself, he was declared
+guilty. As none but the clergy interfered with the arrangement of the
+ploughshares, they could always calculate beforehand the result of the
+ordeal. To find a person guilty, they had only to place them at
+irregular distances, and the accused was sure to tread upon one of
+them. When Emma, the wife of King Ethelred, and mother of Edward the
+Confessor, was accused of a guilty familiarity with Alwyn, Bishop of
+Winchester, she cleared her character in this manner. The reputation,
+not only of their order, but of a queen, being at stake, a verdict of
+guilty was not to be apprehended from any ploughshares which priests
+had the heating of. This ordeal was called the Judicium Dei, and
+sometimes the Vulgaris Purgatio, and might also be tried by several
+other methods. One was to hold in the hand, unhurt, a piece of red-hot
+iron, of the weight of one, two, or three pounds. When we read not
+only that men with hard hands, but women of softer and more delicate
+skin, could do this with impunity, we must be convinced that the hands
+were previously rubbed with some preservative, or that the apparently
+hot iron was merely cold iron painted red. Another mode was to plunge
+the naked arm into a caldron of boiling water. The priests then
+enveloped it in several folds of linen and flannel, and kept the
+patient confined within the church, and under their exclusive care,
+for three days. If, at the end of that time, the arm appeared without
+a scar, the innocence of the accused person was firmly established.
+[Very similar to this is the fire-ordeal of the modern Hindoos,. which
+is thus described in Forbes's "Oriental Memoirs," vol. i. c. xi.--"
+When a man, accused of a capital crime, chooses to undergo the ordeal
+trial, he is closely confined for several days; his right hand and arm
+are covered with thick wax-cloth, tied up and sealed, in the presence
+of proper officers, to prevent deceit. In the English districts the
+covering was always sealed with the Company's arms, and the prisoner
+placed under an European guard. At the time fixed for the ordeal, a
+caldron of oil is placed over a fire; when it boils, a piece of money
+is dropped into the vessel; the prisoner's arm is unsealed, and washed
+in the presence of his judges and accusers. During this part of the
+ceremony, the attendant Brahmins supplicate the Deity. On receiving
+their benediction, the accused plunges his hand into the boiling
+fluid, and takes out the coin. The arm is afterwards again Sealed up
+until the time appointed for a re-examination. The seal is then
+broken: if no blemish appears, the prisoner is declared innocent; if
+the contrary, he suffers the punishment due to his crime." * * * On
+this trial the accused thus addresses the element before plunging his
+hand into the boiling oil:-- "Thou, O fire! pervadest all things. O
+cause of purity! who givest evidence of virtue and of sin, declare the
+truth in this my hand!" If no juggling were practised, the decisions
+by this ordeal would be all the same way; but, as some are by this
+means declared guilty, and others innocent, it is clear that the
+Brahmins, like the Christian priests of the middle ages, practise some
+deception in saving those whom they wish to be thought guiltless.]
+
+ As regards the water-ordeal, the same trouble was not taken. It
+was a trial only for the poor and humble, and, whether they sank or
+swam, was thought of very little consequence. Like the witches of more
+modern times, the accused were thrown into a pond or river; if they
+sank, and were drowned, their surviving friends had the consolation of
+knowing that they were innocent; if they swam, they were guilty. In
+either case society was rid of them.
+
+ But of all the ordeals, that which the clergy reserved for
+themselves was the one least likely to cause any member of their corps
+to be declared guilty. The most culpable monster in existence came off
+clear when tried by this method. It was called the Corsned, and was
+thus performed. A piece of barley bread and a piece of cheese were
+laid upon the altar, and the accused priest, in his full canonicals,
+and surrounded by all the pompous adjuncts of Roman ceremony,
+pronounced certain conjurations, and prayed with great fervency for
+several minutes. The burden of his prayer was, that if he were guilty
+of the crime laid to his charge, God would send his angel Gabriel to
+stop his throat, that he might not be able to swallow the bread and
+cheese. There is no instance upon record of a priest having been
+choked in this manner. [An ordeal very like this is still practised in
+India. Consecrated rice is the article chosen, instead of bread and
+cheese. Instances are not rare in which, through the force of
+imagination, guilty persons are not able to swallow a single grain.
+Conscious of their crime, and fearful of the punishment of Heaven,
+they feel a suffocating sensation in their throat when they attempt
+it, and they fall on their knees, and confess all that is laid to
+their charge. The same thing, no doubt, would have happened with the
+bread and cheese of the Roman church, if it had been applied to any
+others but ecclesiastics. The latter had too much wisdom to be caught
+in a trap of their own setting.]
+
+ When, under Pope Gregory VII, it was debated whether the Gregorian
+chant should be introduced into Castile, instead of the Musarabic,
+given by St. Isidore, of Seville, to the churches of that kingdom,
+very much ill feeling was excited. The churches refused to receive the
+novelty, and it was proposed that the affair should be decided by a
+battle between two champions, one chosen from each side. The clergy
+would not consent to a mode of settlement which they considered
+impious, but had no objection to try the merits of each chant by the
+fire ordeal. A great fire was accordingly made, and a book of the
+Gregorian and one of the Musarabic chant were thrown into it, that the
+flames might decide which was most agreeable to God by refusing to
+burn it. Cardinal Baronius, who says he was an eye-witness of the
+miracle, relates, that the book of the Gregorian chant was no sooner
+laid upon the fire, than it leaped out uninjured, visibly, and with a
+great noise. Every one present thought that the saints had decided in
+favour of Pope Gregory. After a slight interval, the fire was
+extinguished; but, wonderful to relate! the other book of St. Isidore
+was found covered with ashes, but not injured in the slightest degree.
+The flames had not even warmed it. Upon this it was resolved, that
+both were alike agreeable to God, and that they should be used by
+turns in all the churches of Seville? [Histoire de Messire Bertrand du
+Guesclin, par Paul Hay du Chastelet. Livre i. chap. xix.]
+
+ If the ordeals had been confined to questions like this, the laity
+would have had little or no objection to them; but when they were
+introduced as decisive in all the disputes that might arise between
+man and man, the opposition of all those whose prime virtue was
+personal bravery, was necessarily excited. In fact, the nobility, from
+a very early period, began to look with jealous eyes upon them. They
+were not slow to perceive their true purport, which was no other than
+to make the Church the last court of appeal in all cases, both civil
+and criminal: and not only did the nobility prefer the ancient mode of
+single combat from this cause, in itself a sufficient one, but they
+clung to it because an acquittal gained by those displays of courage
+and address which the battle afforded, was more creditable in the eyes
+of their compeers, than one which it required but little or none of
+either to accomplish. To these causes may be added another, which was,
+perhaps, more potent than either, in raising the credit of the
+judicial combat at the expense of the ordeal. The noble institution of
+chivalry was beginning to take root, and, notwithstanding the clamours
+of the clergy, war was made the sole business of life, and the only
+elegant pursuit of the aristocracy. The fine spirit of honour was
+introduced, any attack upon which was only to be avenged in the lists,
+within sight of applauding crowds, whose verdict of approbation was
+far more gratifying than the cold and formal acquittal of the ordeal.
+Lothaire, the son of Louis I, abolished that by fire and the trial of
+the cross within his dominions; but in England they were allowed so
+late as the time of Henry III, in the early part of whose reign they
+were prohibited by an order of council. In the mean time, the Crusades
+had brought the institution of chivalry to the full height of
+perfection. The chivalric spirit soon achieved the downfall of the
+ordeal system, and established the judicial combat on a basis too firm
+to be shaken. It is true that with the fall of chivalry, as an
+institution, fell the tournament, and the encounter in the lists; but
+the duel, their offspring, has survived to this day, defying the
+efforts of sages and philosophers to eradicate it. Among all the
+errors bequeathed to us by a barbarous age, it has proved the most
+pertinacious. It has put variance between men's reason and their
+honour; put the man of sense on a level with the fool, and made
+thousands who condemn it submit to it, or practise it. Those who are
+curious to see the manner in which these combats were regulated, may
+consult the learned Montesquieu, where they will find a copious
+summary of the code of ancient duelling. ["Esprit des Loix," livre
+xxviii. chap. xxv.] Truly does he remark, in speaking of the clearness
+and excellence of the arrangements, that, as there were many wise
+matters which were conducted in a very foolish manner, so there were
+many foolish matters conducted very wisely. No greater exemplification
+of it could be given, than the wise and religious rules of the absurd
+and blasphemous trial by battle.
+
+ In the ages that intervened between the Crusades and the new era
+that was opened out by the invention of gunpowder and printing, a more
+rational system of legislation took root. The inhabitants of cities,
+engaged in the pursuits of trade and industry, were content to
+acquiesce in the decisions of their judges and magistrates whenever
+any differences arose among them. Unlike the class above them, their
+habits and manners did not lead them to seek the battle-field on every
+slight occasion. A dispute as to the price of a sack of corn, a bale
+of broad-cloth, or a cow, could be more satisfactorily adjusted before
+the mayor or bailiff of their district. Even the martial knights and
+nobles, quarrelsome as they were, began to see that the trial by
+battle would lose its dignity and splendour if too frequently resorted
+to. Governments also shared this opinion, and on several occasions
+restricted the cases in which it was legal to proceed to this
+extremity. In France, before the time of Louis IX, duels were
+permitted only in cases of Lese Majesty, Rape, Incendiarism,
+Assassination, and Burglary. Louis IX, by taking off all restriction,
+made them legal in civil eases. This was not found to work well, and,
+in 1303, Philip the Fair judged it necessary to confine them, in
+criminal matters, to state offences, rape, and incendiarism; and in
+civil cases, to questions of disputed inheritance. Knighthood was
+allowed to be the best judge of its own honour, and might defend or
+avenge it as often as occasion arose.
+
+ Among the earliest duels upon record, is a very singular one that
+took place in the reign of Louis II (A.D. 878). Ingelgerius, Count of
+Gastinois, was one morning discovered by his Countess dead in bed at
+her side. Gontran, a relation of the Count, accused the Countess of
+having murdered her husband, to whom, he asserted, she had long been
+unfaithful, and challenged her to produce a champion to do battle in
+her behalf, that he might establish her guilt by killing him.[Memoires
+de Brantome touchant les Duels.] All the friends and relatives of the
+Countess believed in her innocence; but Gontran was so stout and bold
+and renowned a warrior, that no one dared to meet him, for which, as
+Brantome quaintly says, "Mauvais et poltrons parens estaient." The
+unhappy Countess began to despair, when a champion suddenly appeared
+in the person of Ingelgerius, Count of Anjou, a boy of sixteen years
+of age, who had been held by the Countess on the baptismal font, and
+received her husband's name. He tenderly loved his godmother, and
+offered to do battle in her cause against any and every opponent. The
+King endeavoured to persuade the generous boy from his enterprise,
+urging the great strength, tried skill, and invincible courage of the
+challenger; but he persisted in his resolution, to the great sorrow of
+all the court, who said it was a cruel thing to permit so brave and
+beautiful a child to rush to such butchery and death.
+
+ When the lists were prepared, the Countess duly acknowledged her
+champion, and the combatants commenced the onset. Gontran rode so
+fiercely at his antagonist, and hit him on the shield with such
+impetuosity, that he lost his own balance and rolled to the ground.
+The young Count, as Gontran fell, passed his lance through his body,
+and then dismounting, cut off his head, which, Brantome says, "he
+presented to the King, who received it most graciously, and was very
+joyful, as much so as if any one had made him a present of a city."
+The innocence of the Countess was then proclaimed with great
+rejoicings; and she kissed her godson, and wept over his neck with
+joy, in the presence of all the assembly.
+
+ When the Earl of Essex was accused, by Robert de Montfort, before
+King Henry II, in 1162, of having traitorously suffered the royal
+standard of England to fall from his hands in a skirmish with the
+Welsh, at Coleshill, five years previously, the latter offered to
+prove the truth of the charge by single combat. The Earl of Essex
+accepted the challenge, and the lists were prepared near Reading. An
+immense concourse of persons assembled to witness the battle. Essex at
+first fought stoutly, but, losing his temper and self-command, he gave
+an advantage to his opponent, which soon decided the struggle. He was
+unhorsed, and so severely wounded, that all present thought he was
+dead. At the solicitation of his relatives, the monks of the Abbey of
+Reading were allowed to remove the body for interment, and Montfort
+was declared the victor. Essex, however, was not dead, but stunned
+only, and, under the care of the monks, recovered in a few weeks from
+his bodily injuries. The wounds of his mind were not so easily healed.
+Though a loyal and brave subject, the whole realm believed him a
+traitor and a coward because he had been vanquished. He could not
+brook to return to the world deprived of the good opinion of his
+fellows; he, therefore, made himself a monk, and passed the remainder
+of his days within the walls of the Abbey.
+
+ Du Chastelet relates a singular duel that was proposed in
+Spain.[Histoire de Messire Bertrand du Guesclin, livre i. chap. xix.]
+A Christian gentleman of Seville sent a challenge to a Moorish
+cavalier, offering to prove against him, with whatever weapons he
+might choose, that the religion of Jesus Christ was holy and divine,
+and that of Mahomet impious and damnable. The Spanish prelates did not
+choose that Christianity should be com promised within their
+jurisdiction by the result of any such combat, and they commanded the
+knight, under pain of excommunication, to withdraw the challenge.
+
+ The same author relates, that under Otho I a question arose among
+jurisconsults, viz. whether grandchildren, who had lost their father,
+should share equally with their uncles in the property of their
+grandfather, at the death of the latter. The difficulty of this
+question was found so insurmountable, that none of the lawyers of that
+day could resolve it. It was at last decreed, that it should be
+decided by single combat. Two champions were accordingly chosen; one
+for, and the other against, the claims of the little ones. After a
+long struggle, the champion of the uncles was unhorsed and slain; and
+it was, therefore, decided, that the right of the grandchildren was
+established, and that they should enjoy the same portion of their
+grandfather's possessions that their father would have done had he
+been alive.
+
+ Upon pretexts, just as frivolous as these, duels continued to be
+fought in most of the countries of Europe during the whole of the
+fourteenth and fifteenth centuries. A memorable instance of the
+slightness of the pretext on which a man could be forced to fight a
+duel to the death, occurs in the Memoirs of the brave Constable, Du
+Guesclin. The advantage he had obtained, in a skirmish before Rennes,
+against William Brembre, an English captain, so preyed on the spirits
+of William Troussel, the chosen friend and companion of the latter,
+that nothing would satisfy him but a mortal combat with the Constable.
+The Duke of Lancaster, to whom Troussel applied for permission to
+fight the great Frenchman, forbade the battle, as not warranted by the
+circumstances. Troussel nevertheless burned with a fierce desire to
+cross his weapon with Du Guesclin, and sought every occasion to pick a
+quarrel with him. Having so good a will for it, of course he found a
+way. A relative of his had been taken prisoner by the Constable, in
+whose hands he remained till he was able to pay his ransom. Troussel
+resolved to make a quarrel out of this, and despatched a messenger to
+Du Guesclin, demanding the release of his prisoner, and offering a
+bond, at a distant date, for the payment of the ransom. Du Guesclin,
+who had received intimation of the hostile purposes of the Englishman,
+sent back word, that he would not accept his bond, neither would he
+release his prisoner, until the full amount of his ransom was paid. As
+soon as this answer was received, Troussel sent a challenge to the
+Constable, demanding reparation for the injury he had done his honour,
+by refusing his bond, and offering a mortal combat, to be fought three
+strokes with the lance, three with the sword, and three with the
+dagger. Du Guesclin, although ill in bed with the ague, accepted the
+challenge, and gave notice to the Marshal d'Andreghem, the King's
+Lieutenant-General in Lower Normandy, that he might fix the day and
+the place of combat. The Marshal made all necessary arrangements, upon
+condition that he who was beaten should pay a hundred florins of gold
+to feast the nobles and gentlemen who were witnesses of the encounter.
+
+ The Duke of Lancaster was very angry with his captain, and told
+him, that it would be a shame to his knighthood and his nation, if he
+forced on a combat with the brave Du Guesclin, at a time when he was
+enfeebled by disease and stretched on the couch of suffering. Upon
+these representations, Troussel, ashamed of himself, sent notice to Du
+Guesclin that he was willing to postpone the duel until such time as
+he should be perfectly recovered. Du Guesclin replied, that he could
+not think of postponing the combat, after all the nobility had
+received notice of it; that he had sufficient strength left, not only
+to meet, but to conquer such an opponent as he was; and that, if he
+did not make his appearance in the lists at the time appointed, he
+would publish him everywhere as a man unworthy to be called a knight,
+or to wear an honourable sword by his side. Troussel carried this
+haughty message to the Duke of Lancaster, who immediately gave
+permission for the battle.
+
+ On the day appointed, the two combatants appeared in the lists, in
+the presence of several thousand spectators. Du Guesclin was attended
+by the flower of the French nobility, including the Marshal de
+Beaumanoir, Olivier de Mauny, Bertrand de Saint Pern, and the Viscount
+de la Belliere, while the Englishman appeared with no more than the
+customary retinue of two seconds, two squires, two coutilliers, or
+daggermen, and two trumpeters. The first onset was unfavourable to the
+Constable: he received so heavy a blow on his shield-arm, that he fell
+forward to the left, upon his horse's neck, and, being weakened by his
+fever, was nearly thrown to the ground. All his friends thought he
+could never recover himself, and began to deplore his ill fortune; but
+Du Guesclin collected his energies for a decisive effort, and, at the
+second charge, aimed a blow at the shoulder of his enemy, which felled
+him to the earth, mortally wounded. He then sprang from his horse,
+sword in hand, with the intention of cutting off the head of his
+fallen foe, when the Marshal D'Andreghem threw a golden wand into the
+arena, as a signal that hostilities should cease. Du Guesclin was
+proclaimed the victor, amid the joyous acclamations of the crowd, and
+retiring, left the field to the meaner combatants, who were afterwards
+to make sport for the people. Four English and as many French squires
+fought for some time with pointless lances, when the French, gaining
+the advantage, the sports were declared at an end.
+
+ In the time of Charles VI, about the beginning of the fifteenth
+century, a famous duel was ordered by the Parliament of Paris. The
+Sieur de Carrouges being absent in the Holy Land, his lady was
+violated by the Sieur Legris. Carrouges, on his return, challenged
+Legris to mortal combat, for the twofold crime of violation and
+slander, inasmuch as he had denied his guilt, by asserting that the
+lady was a willing party. The lady's asseverations of innocence were
+held to be no evidence by the Parliament, and the duel was commanded
+with all the ceremonies. "On the day appointed," says Brantome,
+[Memoires de Brantome touchant les Duels.] "the lady came to witness
+the spectacle in her chariot; but the King made her descend, judging
+her unworthy, because she was criminal in his eyes till her innocence
+was proved, and caused her to stand upon a scaffold to await the mercy
+of God and this judgment by the battle. After a short struggle, the
+Sieur de Carrouges overthrew his enemy, and made him confess both the
+rape and the slander. He was then taken to the gallows and hanged in
+the presence of the multitude; while the innocence of the lady was
+proclaimed by the heralds, and recognized by her husband, the King,
+and all the spectators."
+
+ Numerous battles, of a similar description, constantly took place,
+until the unfortunate issue of one encounter of the kind led the
+French King, Henry II, to declare solemnly, that he would never again
+permit any such encounter, whether it related to a civil or criminal
+case, or the honour of a gentleman.
+
+ This memorable combat was fought in the year 1547. Francois de
+Vivonne, Lord of La Chataigneraie, and Guy de Chabot, Lord of Jarnac,
+had been friends from their early youth, and were noted at the court
+of Francis I for the gallantry of their bearing and the magnificence
+of their retinue. Chataigneraie, who knew that his friend's means were
+not very ample, asked him one day, in confidence, how it was that he
+contrived to be so well provided? Jarnac replied, that his father had
+married a young and beautiful woman, who, loving the son far better
+than the sire, supplied him with as much money as he desired. La
+Chataigneraie betrayed the base secret to the Dauphin, the Dauphin to
+the King, the King to his courtiers, and the courtiers to all their
+acquaintance. In a short time it reached the ears of the old Lord de
+Jarnac, who immediately sent for his son, and demanded to know in what
+manner the report had originated, and whether he had been vile enough
+not only to carry on such a connexion, but to boast of it? De Jarnac
+indignantly denied that he had ever said so, or given reason to the
+world to say so, and requested his father to accompany him to court,
+and confront him with his accuser, that he might see the manner in
+which he would confound him. They went accordingly, and the younger De
+Jarnac, entering a room where the Dauphin, La Chataigneraie, and
+several courtiers were present, exclaimed aloud, "That whoever had
+asserted, that he maintained a criminal connexion with his
+mother-in-law, was a liar and a coward!" Every eye was turned to the
+Dauphin and La Chataigneraie, when the latter stood forward, and
+asserted, that De Jarnac had himself avowed that such was the fact,
+and he would extort from his lips another confession of it. A case
+like this could not be met or rebutted by any legal proof, and the
+royal council ordered that it should be decided by single combat. The
+King, however, set his face against the duel [Although Francis showed
+himself in this case an enemy to duelling, yet, in his own case, he
+had not the same objection. Every reader of history must remember his
+answer to the challenge of the Emperor Charles V. The Emperor wrote
+that he had failed in his word, and that he would sustain their
+quarrel single-handed against him. Francis replied, that he lied --
+qu'il en avait menti par la gorge, and that he was ready to meet him
+in single combat whenever and wherever he pleased.] and forbade them
+both, under pain of his high displeasure, to proceed any further in
+the matter. But Francis died in the following year, and the Dauphin,
+now Henry II, who was himself compromised, resolved that the combat
+should take place. The lists were prepared in the court-yard of the
+chateau of St. Germain-en-Laye, and the 10th of July 1547 was
+appointed for the encounter. The cartels of the combatants, which are
+preserved in the "Memoires de Castelnau," were as follow:--
+
+"Cartel of Francois de Vivonne, Lord of La Chataigneraie.
+
+"Sire,
+
+ "Having learned that Guy Chabot de Jarnac, being lately at
+Compeigne, asserted, that whoever had said that he boasted of having
+criminal intercourse with his mother-in-law, was wicked and a
+wretch,-- I, Sire, with your good-will and pleasure, do answer, that
+he has wickedly lied, and will lie as many times as he denies having
+said that which I affirm he did say; for I repeat, that he told me
+several times, and boasted of it, that he had slept with his
+mother-in-law.
+
+"Francois de Vivonne."
+
+To this cartel De Jarnac replied :--
+
+"Sire,
+
+ "With your good will and permission, I say, that Francois de
+Vivonne has lied in the imputation which he has cast upon me, and of
+which I spoke to you at Compeigne. I, therefore, entreat you, Sire,
+most humbly, that you be pleased to grant us a fair field, that we may
+fight this battle to the death.
+
+"Guy Chabot."
+
+ The preparations were conducted on a scale of the greatest
+magnificence, the King having intimated his intention of being
+present. La Chataigneraie made sure of the victory, and invited the
+King and a hundred and fifty of the principal personages of the court
+to sup with him in the evening, after the battle, in a splendid tent,
+which he had prepared at the extremity of the lists. De Jarnac was not
+so confident, though perhaps more desperate. At noon, on the day
+appointed, the combatants met, and each took the customary oath, that
+he bore no charms or amulets about him, or made use of any magic, to
+aid him against his antagonist. They then attacked each other, sword
+in hand. La Chataigneraie was a strong, robust man, and over
+confident; De Jarnac was nimble, supple, and prepared for the worst.
+The combat lasted for some time doubtful, until De Jarnac, overpowered
+by the heavy blows of his opponent, covered his head with his shield,
+and, stooping down, endeavoured to make amends by his agility for his
+deficiency of strength. In this crouching posture he aimed two blows
+at the left thigh of La Chataigneraie, who had left it uncovered, that
+the motion of his leg might not be impeded. Each blow was successful,
+and, amid the astonishment of all the spectators, and to the great
+regret of the King, La Chataigneraie rolled over upon the sand. He
+seized his dagger, and made a last effort to strike De Jarnac; but he
+was unable to support himself, and fell powerless into the arms of the
+assistants. The officers now interfered, and De Jarnac being declared
+the victor, fell down upon his knees, uncovered his head, and,
+clasping his hands together, exclaimed:-- "O Domine, non sum dignus!"
+La Chataigneraie was so mortified by the result of the encounter, that
+he resolutely refused to have his wounds dressed. He tore off the
+bandages which the surgeons applied, and expired two days afterwards.
+Ever since that time, any sly and unforeseen attack has been called by
+the French a coup de Jarnac. Henry was so grieved at the loss of his
+favourite, that he made the solemn oath already alluded to, that he
+would never again, so long as he lived, permit a due]. Some writers
+have asserted, and among others, Mezeraie, that he issued a royal
+edict forbidding them. This has been doubted by others, and, as there
+appears no registry of the edict in any of the courts, it seems most
+probable that it was never issued. This opinion is strengthened by the
+fact, that two years afterwards, the council ordered another duel to
+be fought, with similar forms, but with less magnificence, on account
+of the inferior rank of the combatants. It is not anywhere stated,
+that Henry interfered to prevent it, notwithstanding his solemn oath;
+but that, on the contrary, he encouraged it, and appointed the Marshal
+de la Marque to see that it was conducted according to the rules of
+chivalry. The disputants were Fendille and D'Aguerre, two gentlemen of
+the household, who, quarrelling in the King's chamber, had proceeded
+from words to blows. The council, being informed of the matter,
+decreed that it could only be decided in the lists. Marshal de la
+Marque, with the King's permission, appointed the city of Sedan as the
+place of combat. Fendille, who was a bad swordsman, was anxious to
+avoid an encounter with D'Aguerre, who was one of the most expert men
+of the age; but the council authoritatively commanded that he should
+fight, or be degraded from all his honours. D'Aguerre appeared in the
+field attended by Francois de Vendome, Count de Chartres, while
+Fendille was accompanied by the Duke de Nevers. Fendille appears to
+have been not only an inexpert swordsman, but a thorough coward; one
+who, like Cowley, might have heaped curses on the man,
+
+"-------(Death's factor sure), who brought
+Dire swords into this peaceful world."
+
+On the very first encounter he was thrown from his horse, and,
+confessing on the ground all that his victor required of him, slunk
+away ignominiously from the arena.
+
+ One is tempted to look upon the death of Henry II as a judgment
+upon him for his perjury in the matter of duelling. In a grand
+tournament instituted on the occasion of the marriage of his daughter,
+he broke several lances in encounters with some of the bravest knights
+of the time. Ambitious of still further renown, he would not rest
+satisfied until he had also engaged the young Count de Montgomeri. He
+received a wound in the eye from the lance of this antagonist, and
+died from its effects shortly afterwards, in the forty-first year of
+his age.
+
+ In the succeeding reigns of Francis II, Charles IX, and Henry III,
+the practice of duelling increased to an alarming extent. Duels were
+not rare in the other countries of Europe at the same period; but in
+France they were so frequent, that historians, in speaking of that
+age, designate it as "l'epoque de la fureur des duels." The Parliament
+of Paris endeavoured, as far as in its power lay, to discourage the
+practice. By a decree dated the 26th of June 1559, it declared all
+persons who should be present at duels, or aiding and abetting in
+them, to be rebels to the King, transgressors of the law, and
+disturbers of the public peace.
+
+ When Henry III was assassinated at St. Cloud, in 1589, a young
+gentleman, named L'isle Marivaut, who had been much beloved by him,
+took his death so much to heart, that he resolved not to survive him.
+Not thinking suicide an honourable death, and wishing, as he said, to
+die gloriously in revenging his King and master, he publicly expressed
+his readiness to fight anybody to the death who should assert that
+Henry's assassination was not a great misfortune to the community.
+Another youth, of a fiery temper and tried courage, named Marolles,
+took him at his word, and the day and place of the combat were
+forthwith appointed. When the hour had come, and all were ready,
+Marolles turned to his second, and asked whether his opponent had a
+casque or helmet only, or whether he wore a sallade, or headpiece.
+Being answered a helmet only, he said gaily, "So much the better; for,
+sir, my second, you shall repute me the wickedest man in all the
+world, if I do not thrust my lance right through the the middle of his
+head and kill him." Truth to say, he did so at the very first onset,
+and the unhappy L'isle Marivaut expired without a groan. Brantome, who
+relates this story, adds, that the victor might have done as he
+pleased with the body, cut off the head, dragged it out of the camp,
+or exposed it upon an ass, but that, being a wise and very courteous
+gentleman, he left it to the relatives of the deceased to be
+honourably buried, contenting himself with the glory of his triumph,
+by which he gained no little renown and honour among the ladies of
+Paris.
+
+ On the accession of Henry IV that monarch pretended to set his
+face against duelling; but such was the influence of early education
+and the prejudices of society upon him, that he never could find it in
+his heart to punish a man for this offence. He thought it tended to
+foster a warlike spirit among his people. When the chivalrous Crequi
+demanded his permission to fight Don Philippe de Savoire, he is
+reported to have said, "Go, and if I were not a King, I would be your
+second." It is no wonder that when such were known to be the King's
+disposition, his edicts attracted but small attention. A calculation
+was made by M. de Lomenie, in the year 1607, that since the accession
+of Henry, in 1589, no less than four thousand French gentlemen had
+lost their lives in these conflicts, which, for the eighteen years,
+would have been at the rate of four or five in a week, or eighteen per
+month! Sully, who reports this fact in his Memoirs, does not throw the
+slightest doubt upon its exactness, and adds, that it was chiefly
+owing to the facility and ill-advised good-nature of his royal master
+that the bad example had so empoisoned the court, the city, and the
+whole country. This wise minister devoted much of his time and
+attention to the subject; for the rage, he says, was such as to cause
+him a thousand pangs, and the King also. There was hardly a man moving
+in what was called good society, who had not been engaged in a duel
+either as principal or second; and if there were such a man, his chief
+desire was to free himself from the imputation of non-duelling, by
+picking a quarrel with somebody. Sully constantly wrote letters to the
+King, in which he prayed him to renew the edicts against this
+barbarous custom, to aggravate the punishment against offenders, and
+never, in any instance, to grant a pardon, even to a person who had
+wounded another in a duel, much less to any one who had taken away
+life. He also advised, that some sort of tribunal, or court of honour,
+should be established, to take cognizance of injurious and slanderous
+language, and of all such matters as usually led to duels; and that
+the justice to be administered by this court should be sufficiently
+prompt and severe to appease the complainant, and make the offender
+repent of his aggression.
+
+ Henry, being so warmly pressed by his friend and minister, called
+together an extraordinary council in the gallery of the palace of
+Fontainebleau, to take the matter into consideration. When all the
+members were assembled, his Majesty requested that some person
+conversant with the subject would make a report to him on the origin,
+progress, and different forms of the duel. Sully complacently remarks,
+that none of the counsllors gave the King any great reason to
+felicitate them on their erudition. In fact, they all remained silent.
+Sully held his peace with the rest; but he looked so knowing, that the
+King turned towards him, and said:-- "Great master! by your face I
+conjecture that you know more of this matter than you would have us
+believe. I pray you, and indeed I command, that you tell us what you
+think and what you know." The coy minister refused, as he says, out of
+mere politeness to his more ignorant colleagues; but, being again
+pressed by the King, he entered into a history of duelling both in
+ancient and modern times. He has not preserved this history in his
+Memoirs; and, as none of the ministers or counsellors present thought
+proper to do so, the world is deprived of a discourse which was, no
+doubt, a learned and remarkable one. The result was, that a royal
+edict was issued, which Sully lost no time in transmitting to the most
+distant provinces, with a distinct notification to all parties
+concerned that the King was in earnest, and would exert the full
+rigour of the law in punishment of the offenders. Sully himself does
+not inform us what were the provisions of the new law; but Father
+Matthias has been more explicit, and from him we learn, that the
+Marshals of France were created judges of a court of chivalry, for the
+hearing of all causes wherein the honour of a noble or gentleman was
+concerned, and that such as resorted to duelling should be punished by
+death and confiscation of property, and that the seconds and
+assistants should lose their rank, dignity, or offices, and be
+banished from the court of their sovereign. [Le Pere Matthias, tome
+ii. livre iv.]
+
+ But so strong a hold had the education and prejudice of his age
+upon the mind of the King, that though his reason condemned, his
+sympathies approved the duel. Notwithstanding this threatened
+severity, the number of duels did not diminish, and the wise Sully had
+still to lament the prevalence of an evil which menaced society with
+utter disorganization. In the succeeding reign the practice prevailed,
+if possible, to a still greater extent, until the Cardinal de
+Richelieu, better able to grapple with it than Sully had been, made
+some severe examples in the very highest classes. Lord Herbert, the
+English ambassador at the court of Louis XIII repeats, in his letters,
+an observation that had been previously made in the reign of Henry IV,
+that it was rare to find a Frenchman moving in good society who had
+not killed his man in a duel. The Abbe Millot says of this period,
+that the duel madness made the most terrible ravages. Men had actually
+a frenzy for combatting. Caprice and vanity, as well as the excitement
+of passion, imposed the necessity of fighting. Friends were obliged to
+enter into the quarrels of their friends, or be themselves called out
+for their refusal, and revenge became hereditary in many families. It
+was reckoned that in twenty years eight thousand letters of pardon had
+been issued to persons who had killed others in single combat.
+["Elemens de l'Histoire de France, vol. iii. p. 219.]
+
+ Other writers confirm this statement. Amelot de Houssaye, in his
+Memoirs, says, upon this subject, that duels were so common in the
+first years of the reign of Louis XIII, that the ordinary conversation
+of persons when they met in the morning was, "Do you know who fought
+yesterday?" and after dinner, "Do you know who fought this morning?"
+The most infamous duellist at that period was De Bouteville. It was
+not at all necessary to quarrel with this assassin to be forced to
+fight a duel with him. When he heard that any one was very brave, he
+would go to him, and say, "People tell me that you are brave; you and
+I must fight together!" Every morning the most notorious bravos and
+duellists used to assemble at his house, to take a breakfast of bread
+and wine, and practise fencing. M. de Valencay, who was afterwards
+elevated to the rank of a cardinal, ranked very high in the estimation
+of De Bouteville and his gang. Hardly a day passed but what he was
+engaged in some duel or other, either as principal or second; and he
+once challenged De Bouteville himself, his best friend, because De
+Bouteville had fought a duel without inviting him to become his
+second. This quarrel was only appeased on the promise of De Bouteville
+that, in his next encounter, he would not fail to avail himself of his
+services. For that purpose he went out the same day, and picked a
+quarrel with the Marquis des Portes. M. de Valencay, according to
+agreement, had the pleasure of serving as his second, and of running
+through the body M. de Cavois, the second of the Marquis des Portes, a
+man who had never done him any injury, and whom he afterwards
+acknowledged he had never seen before.
+
+ Cardinal Richelieu devoted much attention to this lamentable state
+of public morals, and seems to have concurred with his great
+predecessor, Sully, that nothing but the most rigorous severity could
+put a stop to the evil. The subject indeed was painfully forced upon
+him by his enemies. The Marquis de Themines, to whom Richelieu, then
+Bishop of Lucon, had given offence by some representations he had made
+to Mary of Medicis, determined, since he could not challenge an
+ecclesiastic, to challenge his brother. An opportunity was soon found.
+Themines, accosting the Marquis de Richelieu, complained, in an
+insulting tone, that the Bishop of Lucon had broken his faith. The
+Marquis resented both the manner and matter of his speech, and readily
+accepted a challenge. They met in the Rue d'Angouleme, and the
+unfortunate Richelieu was stabbed to the heart, and instantly expired.
+From that moment the Bishop became the steady foe of the practice of
+duelling. Reason and the impulse of brotherly love alike combined to
+make him detest it, and when his power in France was firmly
+established, he set vigorously about repressing it. In his "Testament
+Politique," he has collected his thoughts upon the subject, in the
+chapter entitled "Des moyens d'arreter les Duels." In spite of the
+edicts that he published, the members of the nobility persisted in
+fighting upon the most trivial and absurd pretences. At last Richelieu
+made a terrible example. The infamous De Bouteville challenged and
+fought the Marquis de Beuoron; and, although the duel itself was not
+fatal to either, its consequences were fatal to both. High as they
+were, Richelieu resolved that the law should reach them, and they were
+both tried, found guilty, and beheaded. Thus did society get rid of
+one of the most bloodthirsty scoundrels that ever polluted it.
+
+ In 1632 two noblemen fought a duel, in which they were both
+killed. The officers of justice had notice of the breach of the law,
+and arrived at the scene of combat before the friends of the parties
+had time to remove the bodies. In conformity with the Cardinal's
+severe code upon the subject, the bodies were ignominiously stripped,
+and hanged upon a gallows, with their heads downwards, for several
+hours, within sight of all the people. [Mercure de France, vol. xiii.]
+This severity sobered the frenzy of the nation for a time; but it was
+soon forgotten. Men's minds were too deeply imbued with a false notion
+of honour to be brought to a right way of thinking: by such examples,
+however striking, Richelieu was unable to persuade them to walk in the
+right path, though he could punish them for choosing the wrong one. He
+had, with all his acuteness, miscalculated the spirit of duelling. It
+was not death that a duellist feared: it was shame, and the contempt
+of his fellows. As Addison remarked more than eighty years afterwards,
+"Death was not sufficient to deter men who made it their glory to
+despise it; but if every one who fought a duel were to stand in the
+pillory, it would quickly diminish the number of those imaginary men
+of honour, and put an end to so absurd a practice." Richelieu never
+thought of this.
+
+ Sully says, that in his time the Germans were also much addicted
+to duelling. There were three places where it was legal to fight;
+Witzburg, in Franconia, and Uspach and Halle, in Swabia. Thither, of
+course, vast numbers repaired, and murdered each other under sanction
+of the law. At an earlier period, in Germany, it was held highly
+disgraceful to refuse to fight. Any one who surrendered to his
+adversary for a simple wound that did not disable him, was reputed
+infamous, and could neither cut his beard, bear arms, mount on
+horseback, or hold any Office in the state. He who fell in a duel was
+buried with great pomp and splendour.
+
+ In the year 1652, just after Louis XIV had attained his majority,
+a desperate duel was fought between the Dukes de Beaufort and De
+Nemours, each attended by four gentlemen. Although brothers-in-law,
+they had long been enemies, and their constant dissensions had
+introduced much disorganization among the troops which they severally
+commanded. Each had long sought an opportunity for combat, which at
+last arose on a misunderstanding relative to the places they were to
+occupy at the council board. They fought with pistols, and, at the
+first discharge, the Duke de Nemours was shot through the body, and
+almost instantly expired. Upon this the Marquis de Villars, who
+seconded Nemours, challenged Hericourt, the second of the Duke de
+Beaufort, a man whom he had never before seen; and the challenge being
+accepted, they fought even more desperately than their principals.
+This combat, being with swords, lasted longer than the first, and was
+more exciting to the six remaining gentlemen who stayed to witness it.
+The result was fatal to Hericourt, who fell pierced to the heart by
+the sword of De Villars. Anything more savage than this can hardly be
+imagined. Voltaire says such duels were frequent, and the compiler of
+the "Dictionnaire d'Anecdotes" informs us, that the number of seconds
+was not fixed. As many as ten, or twelve, or twenty, were not
+unfrequent, and they often fought together after their principals were
+disabled. The highest mark of friendship one man could manifest
+towards another, was to choose him for his second; and many gentlemen
+were so desirous of serving in this capacity, that they endeavoured to
+raise every slight misunderstanding into a quarrel, that they might
+have the pleasure of being engaged in it. The Count de Bussy Rabutin
+relates an instance of this in his Memoirs. He says, that as he was
+one evening coming out of the theatre, a gentleman, named Bruc, whom
+he had not before known, stopped him very politely, and, drawing him
+aside, asked him if it was true that the Count de Thianges had called
+him (Bruc) a drunkard? Bussy replied, that he really did not know, for
+he saw the Count very seldom. "Oh! he is your uncle!" replied Bruc;
+"and, as I cannot have satisfaction from him, because he lives so far
+off in the country, I apply to you." "I see what you are at," replied
+Bussy, "and, since you wish to put me in my uncle's place, I answer,
+that whoever asserted that he called you a drunkard, told a lie !" "My
+brother said so," replied Bruc, "and he is a child." "Horsewhip him,
+then, for his falsehood," returned De Bussy. "I will not have my
+brother called a liar," returned Bruc, determined to quarrel with him;
+"so draw, and defend yourself!" They both drew their swords in the
+public street, but were separated by the spectators. They agreed,
+however, to fight on a future occasion, and with all regular forms of
+the duello. A few days afterwards, a gentleman, whom De Bussy had
+never before seen, and whom he did not know, even by name, called upon
+him, and asked if he might have the privilege of serving as his
+second. He added, that he neither knew him nor Bruc, except by
+reputation, but, having made up his mind to be second to one of them,
+he had decided upon accompanying De Bussy as the braver man of the
+two. De Bussy thanked him very sincerely for his politeness, but
+begged to be excused, as he had already engaged four seconds to
+accompany him, and he was afraid that if he took any more, the affair
+would become a battle instead of a duel.
+
+ When such quarrels as these were looked upon as mere matters of
+course, the state of society must have been indeed awful. Louis XIV
+very early saw the evil, and as early determined to remedy it. It was
+not, however, till the year 1679, when he instituted the "Chambre
+Ardente," for the trial of the slow poisoners and pretenders to
+sorcery, that he published any edict against duelling. In that year
+his famous edict was promulgated, in which he reiterated and confirmed
+the severe enactments of his predecessors, Henry IV and Louis XIII,
+and expressed his determination never to pardon any offender. By this
+celebrated ordinance a supreme court of honour was established,
+composed of the Marshals of France. They were bound, on taking the
+office, to give to every one who brought a well-founded complaint
+before them, such reparation as would satisfy the justice of the case.
+Should any gentleman against whom complaint was made refuse to obey
+the mandate of the court of honour, he might be punished by fine and
+imprisonment; and when that was not possible, by reason of his
+absenting himself from the kingdom, his estates might be confiscated
+till his return.
+
+ Every man who sent a challenge, be the cause of offence what it
+might, was deprived of all redress from the court of honour--suspended
+three years from the exercise of any office in the state--was further
+imprisoned for two years, and sentenced to pay a fine of half his
+yearly income. He who accepted a challenge, was subject to the same
+punishment. Any servant, or other person, who knowingly became the
+bearer of a challenge, was, if found guilty, sentenced to stand in the
+pillory and be publicly whipped for the first offence, and for the
+second, sent for three years to the galleys.
+
+ Any person who actually fought, was to be held guilty of murder,
+even though death did not ensue, and was to be punished accordingly.
+Persons in the higher ranks of life were to be beheaded, and those of
+the middle class hanged upon a gallows, and their bodies refused
+Christian burial.
+
+ At the same time that Louis published this severe edict, he
+exacted a promise from his principal nobility that they would never
+engage in a duel on any pretence whatever. He never swerved from his
+resolution to pursue all duellists with the utmost rigour, and many
+were executed in various parts of the country. A slight abatement of
+the evil was the consequence, and in the course of a few years one
+duel was not fought where twelve had been fought previously. A medal
+was struck to commemorate the circumstance, by the express command of
+the King. So much had he this object at heart, that, in his will, he
+particularly recommended to his successor the care of his edict
+against duelling, and warned him against any ill-judged lenity to
+those who disobeyed it. A singular law formerly existed in Malta with
+regard to duelling. By this law it was permitted, but only upon
+condition that the parties should fight in one particular street. If
+they presumed to settle their quarrel elsewhere, they were held guilty
+of murder, and punished accordingly. What was also very singular, they
+were bound, under heavy penalties, to put up their swords when
+requested to do so by a priest, a knight, or a woman. It does not
+appear, however, that the ladies or the knights exercised this mild
+and beneficent privilege to any great extent; the former were too
+often themselves the cause of duels, and the latter sympathised too
+much in the wounded honour of the combatants to attempt to separate
+them. The priests alone were the great peacemakers. Brydone says, that
+a cross was always painted on the wall opposite to the spot where a
+knight had been killed, and that in the "street of duels" he counted
+about twenty of them. [Brydone's "Tour in Malta." 1772.]
+
+ In England the private duel was also practised to a scandalous
+extent, towards the end of the sixteenth and beginning of the
+seventeenth centuries. The judicial combat now began to be more rare,
+but several instances of it are mentioned in history. One was
+instituted in the reign of Elizabeth, and another so late as the time
+of Charles I. Sir Henry Spelman gives an account of that which took
+place in Elizabeth's reign, which is curious, perhaps the more so when
+we consider that it was perfectly legal, and that similar combats
+remained so till the year 1819. A proceeding having been instituted in
+the Court of Common Pleas for the recovery of certain manorial rights
+in the county of Kent, the defendant offered to prove by single combat
+his right to retain possession. The plaintiff accepted the challenge,
+and the Court having no power to stay the proceedings, agreed to the
+champions who were to fight in lieu of the principals. The Queen
+commanded the parties to compromise; but it being represented to Her
+Majesty that they were justified by law in the course they were
+pursuing, she allowed them to proceed. On the day appointed, the
+Justices of the Common Pleas, and all the council engaged in the
+cause, appeared as umpires of the combat, at a place in
+Tothill-fields, where the lists had been prepared. The champions were
+ready for the encounter, and the plaintiff and defendant were publicly
+called to come forward and acknowledge them. The defendant answered to
+his name, and recognised his champion with the due formalities, but
+the plaintiff did not appear. Without his presence and authority the
+combat could not take place; and his absence being considered an
+abandonment of his claim, he was declared to be nonsuited, and barred
+for ever from renewing his suit before any other tribunal whatever.
+
+ The Queen appears to have disapproved personally of this mode of
+settling a disputed claim, but her judges and legal advisers made no
+attempt to alter the barbarous law. The practice of private duelling
+excited more indignation, from its being of every-day occurrence. In
+the time of James I the English were so infected with the French
+madness, that Bacon, when he was Attorney-general, lent the aid of his
+powerful eloquence to effect a reformation of the evil. Informations
+were exhibited in the Star Chamber against two persons, named Priest
+and Wright, for being engaged, as principal and second, in a duel, on
+which occasion he delivered a charge that was so highly approved of by
+the Lords of the Council, that they ordered it to be printed and
+circulated over the country, as a thing "very meet and worthy to be
+remembered and made known unto the world." He began by considering the
+nature and greatness of the mischief of duelling. "It troubleth peace
+-- it disfurnisheth war -- it bringeth calamity upon private men,
+peril upon the state, and contempt upon the law. Touching the causes
+of it," he observed, "that the first motive of it, no doubt, is a
+false and erroneous imagination of honour and credit; but then, the
+seed of this mischief being such, it is nourished by vain discourses
+and green and unripe conceits. Hereunto may be added, that men have
+almost lost the true notion and understanding of fortitude and valour.
+For fortitude distinguisheth of the grounds of quarrel whether they be
+just; and not only so, but whether they be worthy, and setteth a
+better price upon men's lives than to bestow them idly. Nay, it is
+weakness and disesteem of a man's self to put a man's life upon such
+liedger performances. A man's life is not to be trifled with: it is to
+be offered up and sacrificed to honourable services, public merits,
+good causes, and noble adventures. It is in expense of blood as it is
+in expense of money. It is no liberality to make a profusion of money
+upon every vain occasion, neither is it fortitude to make effusion of
+blood, except the cause of it be worth." [See "Life and Character of
+Lord Bacon," by Thomas Martin, Barrister-at-law.]
+
+ The most remarkable event connected with duelling in this reign
+was that between Lord Sanquir, a Scotch nobleman, and one Turner, a
+fencing-master. In a trial of skill between them, his lordship's eye
+was accidentally thrust out by the point of Turner's sword. Turner
+expressed great regret at the circumstance, and Lord Sanquir bore his
+loss with as much philosophy as he was master of, and forgave his
+antagonist. Three years afterwards, Lord Sanquir was at Paris, where
+he was a constant visitor at the court of Henry IV. One day, in the
+course of conversation, the affable monarch inquired how he had lost
+his eye. Sanquir, who prided himself on being the most expert
+swordsman of the age, blushed as he replied that it was inflicted by
+the sword of a fencing-master. Henry, forgetting his assumed character
+of an antiduellist, carelessly, and as a mere matter of course,
+inquired whether the man lived? Nothing more was said, but the query
+sank deep into the proud heart of the Scotch baron, who returned
+shortly afterwards to England, burning for revenge. His first intent
+was to challenge the fencing-master to single combat, but, on further
+consideration, he deemed it inconsistent with his dignity to meet him
+as an equal in fair and open fight. He therefore hired two bravos, who
+set upon the fencing-master, and murdered him in his own house at
+Whitefriars. The assassins were taken and executed, and a reward of
+one thousand pounds offered for the apprehension of their employer.
+Lord Sanquir concealed himself for several days, and then surrendered
+to take his trial, in the hope (happily false) that Justice would
+belie her name, and be lenient to a murderer because he was a
+nobleman, who, on a false point of honour, had thought fit to take
+revenge into his own hands. The most powerful intercessions were
+employed in his favour, but James, to his credit, was deaf to them
+all. Bacon, in his character of Attorney-general, prosecuted the
+prisoner to conviction; and he died the felon's death, on the 29th of
+June, 1612, on a gibbet erected in front of the gate of Westminster
+Hall.
+
+ With regard to the public duel, or trial by battle, demanded under
+the sanction of the law, to terminate a quarrel which the ordinary
+course of justice could with difficulty decide, Bacon was equally
+opposed to it, and thought that in no case should it be granted. He
+suggested that there should be declared a constant and settled
+resolution in the state to abolish it altogether; that care should be
+taken that the evil be no more cockered, nor the humour of it fed, but
+that all persons found guilty should be rigorously punished by the
+Star Chamber, and these of eminent quality banished from the court.
+
+ In the succeeding reign, when Donald Mackay, the first Lord Reay,
+accused David Ramsay of treason, in being concerned with the Marquis
+of Hamilton in a design upon the crown of Scotland, he was challenged
+by the latter to make good his assertion by single combat. [See
+"History of the House and Clan of Mackay."] It had been at first the
+intention of the government to try the case by the common law, but
+Ramsay thought he would stand a better chance of escape by recurring
+to the old and almost exploded custom, but which was still the right
+of every man in appeals of treason. Lord Reay readily accepted the
+challenge, and both were confined in the Tower until they found
+security that they would appear on a certain day, appointed by the
+court, to determine the question. The management of the affair was
+delegated to the Marischal Court of Westminster, and the Earl of
+Lindsay was created Lord Constable of England for the purpose. Shortly
+before the day appointed, Ramsay confessed in substance all that Lord
+Reay had laid to his charge, upon which Charles I put a stop to the
+proceedings.
+
+ But in England, about this period, sterner disputes arose among
+men than those mere individual matters which generate duels. The men
+of the Commonwealth encouraged no practice of the kind, and the
+subdued aristocracy carried their habits and prejudices elsewhere, and
+fought their duels at foreign courts. Cromwell's Parliament, however,
+-- although the evil at that time was not so crying, -- published an
+order, in 1654, for the prevention of duels, and the punishment of all
+con cerned in them. Charles II, on his restoration, also issued a
+proclamation upon the subject. In his reign an infamous duel was
+fought -- infamous, not only from its own circumstances, but from the
+lenity that was shown to the principal offenders.
+
+ The worthless Duke of Buckingham, having debauched the Countess of
+Shrewsbury, was challenged by her husband to mortal combat, in January
+1668. Charles II endeavoured to prevent the duel, not from any regard
+to public morality, but from fear for the life of his favourite. He
+gave commands to the Duke of Albemarle to confine Buckingham to his
+house, or take some other measures to prevent him flora fighting.
+Albemarle neglected the order, thinking that the King himself might
+prevent the combat by some surer means. The meeting took place at Barn
+Elms, the injured Shrewsbury being attended by Sir John Talbot, his
+relative, and Lord Bernard Howard, son of the Earl of Arundel.
+Buckingham was accompanied by two of his dependants, Captain Holmes
+and Sir John Jenkins. According to the barbarous custom of the age,
+not only the principals, but the seconds, engaged each other. Jenkins
+was pierced to the heart, and left dead upon the field, and Sir John
+Talbot severely wounded in both arms. Buckingham himself escaping with
+slight wounds, ran his unfortunate antagonist through the body, and
+then left the field with the wretched woman, the cause of all the
+mischief, who, in the dress of a page, awaited the issue of the
+conflict in a neighbouring wood, holding her paramour's horse to avoid
+suspicion. Great influence was exerted to save the guilty parties from
+punishment, and the master, as base as the favourite, made little
+difficulty in granting a free pardon to all concerned. In a royal
+proclamation issued shortly afterwards, Charles II formally pardoned
+the murderers, but declared his intention never to extend, in future,
+any mercy to such offenders. It would be hard after this to say who
+was the most infamous, the King, the favourite, or the courtezan.
+
+ In the reign of Queen Anne, repeated complaints were made of the
+prevalence of duelling. Addison, Swift, Steele, and other writers,
+employed their powerful pens in reprobation of it. Steele especially,
+in the "Tatler" and "Guardian," exposed its impiety and absurdity, and
+endeavoured, both by argument and by ridicule, to bring his countrymen
+to a right way of thinking. [See "Spectator," Nos. 84. 97, and 99; and
+"Tatler," Nos. 25, 26, 29, 31, 38, and 39; and "Guardian," No. 20.]
+His comedy of "The Conscious Lovers" contains an admirable exposure of
+the abuse of the word honour, which led men into an error so
+lamentable. Swift, writing upon the subject, remarked that he could
+see no harm in rogues and fools shooting each other. Addison and
+Steele took higher ground, and the latter, in the "Guardian," summed
+up nearly all that could be said upon the subject in the following
+impressive words: -- "A Christian and a gentleman are made
+inconsistent appellations of the same person. You are not to expect
+eternal life if you do not forgive injuries, and your mortal life is
+rendered uncomfortable if you are not ready to commit a murder in
+resentment of an affront; for good sense, as well as religion, is so
+utterly banished the world that men glory in their very passions, and
+pursue trifles with the utmost vengeance, so little do they know that
+to forgive is the most arduous pitch human nature can arrive at. A
+coward has often fought -- a coward has often conquered, but a coward
+never forgave." Steele also published a pamphlet, in which he gave a
+detailed account of the edict of Louis XIV, and the measures taken by
+that monarch to cure his subjects of their murderous folly.
+
+ On the 8th of May, 1711, Sir Cholmely Deering, M.P. for the county
+of Kent, was slain in a duel by Mr. Richard Thornhill, also a member
+of the House of Commons. Three days afterwards, Sir Peter King brought
+the subject under the notice of the Legislature, and after dwelling at
+considerable length on the alarming increase of the practice, obtained
+leave to bring in a bill for the prevention and punishment of
+duelling. It was read a first time that day, and ordered for a second
+reading in the ensuing week.
+
+ About the same time the attention of the Upper House of Parliament
+was also drawn to the subject in the most painful manner. Two of its
+most noted members would have fought, had it not been that Queen Anne
+received notice of their intention, and exacted a pledge that they
+would desist; while a few months afterwards, two other of its members
+lost their lives in one of the most remarkable duels upon record. The
+first affair, which happily terminated without a meeting, was between
+the Duke of Marlborough and the Earl Pawlet. The latter, and fatal
+encounter, was between the Duke of Hamilton and Lord Mohun.
+
+ The first arose out of a debate in the Lords upon the conduct of
+the Duke of Ormond, in refusing to hazard a general engagement with
+the enemy, in which Earl Pawlet remarked that nobody could doubt the
+courage of the Duke of Ormond. "He was not like a certain general, who
+led troops to the slaughter, to cause great numbers of officers to be
+knocked on the head in a battle, or against stone walls, in order to
+fill his pockets by disposing of their commissions." Every one felt
+that the remark was aimed at the Duke of Marlborough, but he remained
+silent, though evidently suffering in mind. Soon after the House broke
+up, the Earl Pawlet received a visit from Lord Mohun, who told him
+that the Duke of Marlborough was anxious to come to an explanation
+with him relative to some expressions he had made use of in that day's
+debate, and therefore prayed him to "go and take a little air in the
+country." Earl Pawlet did not affect to misunderstand the hint, but
+asked him in plain terms whether he brought a challenge from the Duke.
+Lord Mohun said his message needed no explanation, and that he (Lord
+Mohun) would accompany the Duke of Marlborough. He then took his
+leave, and Earl Pawlet returned home and told his lady that he was
+going out to fight a duel with the Duke of Marlborough. His lady,
+alarmed for her lord's safety, gave notice of his intention to the
+Earl of Dartmouth, who immediately, in the Queen's name, sent to the
+Duke of Marlborough, and commanded him not to stir abroad. He also
+caused Earl Pawlet's house to be guarded by two sentinels; and having
+taken these precautions, informed the Queen of the whole affair. Her
+Majesty sent at once for the Duke, expressed her abhorrence of the
+custom of duelling, and required his word of honour that he would
+proceed no further. The Duke pledged his word accordingly, and the
+affair terminated.
+
+ The lamentable duel between the Duke of Hamilton and Lord Mohun
+took place in November 1712, and sprang from the following
+circumstances. A lawsuit had been pending for eleven years between
+these two noblemen, and they looked upon each other in consequence
+with a certain degree of coldness. They met together on the 13th of
+November in the chambers of Mr. Orlebar, a Master in Chancery, when,
+in the course of conversation, the Duke of Hamilton reflected upon the
+conduct of one of the witnesses in the cause, saying that he was a
+person who had neither truth nor justice in him. Lord Mohun, somewhat
+nettled at this remark, applied to a witness favourable to his side,
+made answer hastily, that Mr. Whiteworth, the person alluded to, had
+quite as much truth and justice in him as the Duke of Hamilton. The
+Duke made no reply, and no one present imagined that he took offence
+at what was said; and when he went out, of the room, he made a low and
+courteous salute to the Lord Mohun. In the evening, General Macartney
+called twice upon the Duke with a challenge from Lord Mohun, and
+failing in seeing him, sought him a third time at a tavern, where he
+found him, and delivered his message. The Duke accepted the challenge,
+and the day after the morrow, which was Sunday, the 15th of November,
+at seven in the morning, was appointed for the meeting.
+
+ At that hour they assembled in Hyde Park, the Duke being attended
+by his relative, Colonel Hamilton, and the Lord Mohun by General
+Macartney. They jumped over a ditch into a place called the Nursery,
+and prepared for the combat. The Duke of Hamilton, turning to General
+Macartney, said, "Sir, you are the cause of this, let the event be
+what it will." Lord Mohun did not wish that the seconds should engage,
+but the Duke insisted that "Macartney should have a share in the
+dance." All being ready, the two principals took up their positions,
+and fought with swords so desperately that, after a short time, they
+both fell down, mortally wounded. The Lord Mohun expired upon the
+spot, and the Duke of Hamilton in the arms of his servants as they
+were carrying him to his coach.
+
+ This unhappy termination caused the greatest excitement, not only
+in the metropolis, but all over the country. The Tories, grieved at
+the loss of the Duke of Hamilton, charged the fatal combat on the Whig
+party, whose leader, the Duke of Marlborough, had so recently set the
+example of political duels. They. called Lord Mohun the bully of the
+Whig faction, (he had already killed three men in duels, and been
+twice tried for murder), and asserted openly, that the quarrel was
+concocted between him and General Macartney to rob the country of the
+services of the Duke of Hamilton by murdering him. It was also
+asserted, that the wound of which the Duke died was not inflicted by
+Lord Mohun, but by Macartney; and every means was used to propagate
+this belief. Colonel Hamilton, against whom and Macartney the
+coroner's jury had returned a verdict of wilful murder, surrendered a
+few days afterwards, and was examined before a privy council sitting
+at the house of Lord Dartmouth. He then deposed, that seeing Lord
+Mohun fall, and the Duke upon him, he ran to the Duke's assistance,
+and that he might with the more ease help him, he flung down both
+their swords, and, as he was raising the Duke up, he saw Macartney,
+make a push at him. Upon this deposition a royal proclamation was
+immediately issued, offering a reward of 500 pounds for the
+apprehension of Macartney, to which the Duchess of Hamilton afterwards
+added a reward of 300 pounds.
+
+ Upon the further examination of Colonel Hamilton, it was found
+that reliance could not be placed on all his statements, and that he
+contradicted himself in several important particulars. He was
+arraigned at the Old Bailey for the murder of Lord Mohun, the whole
+political circles of London being in a fever of excitement for the
+result. All the Tory party prayed for his acquittal, and a Tory mob
+surrounded the doors and all the avenues leading to the court of
+justice for many hours before the trial began. The examination of
+witnesses lasted seven hours. The criminal still persisted in accusing
+General Macartney of the murder of the Duke of Hamilton, but, in other
+respects, say the newspapers of the day, prevaricated foully. He was
+found guilty of manslaughter. This favourable verdict was received
+with universal applause, "not only from the court and all the
+gentlemen present, but the common people showed a mighty satisfaction,
+which they testified by loud and repeated huzzas." ["Post Boy,"
+December l3th, 1712.]
+
+ As the popular delirium subsided, and men began to reason coolly
+upon the subject, they disbelieved the assertions of Colonel Hamilton,
+that Macartney had stabbed the Duke, although it was universally
+admitted that he had been much too busy and presuming. Hamilton was
+shunned by all his former companions, and his life rendered so irksome
+to him, that he sold out of the Guards, and retired to private life,
+in which he died heart-broken four years afterwards.
+
+ General Macartney surrendered about the same time, and was tried
+for murder in the Court of King's Bench. He was, however, found guilty
+of manslaughter only.
+
+ At the opening of the session of Parliament of 1713, the Queen
+made pointed allusion in her speech to the frequency of duelling, and
+recommended to the Legislature to devise some speedy and effectual
+remedy for it. A bill to that effect was brought forward, but thrown
+out on the second reading, to the very great regret of all the
+sensible portion of the community.
+
+ A famous duel was fought in 1765 between Lord Byron and Mr.
+Chaworth. The dispute arose at a club-dinner, and was relative to
+which of the two had the largest quantity of game on his estates.
+Infuriated by wine and passion, they retired instantly into an
+adjoining room, and fought with swords across a table, by the feeble
+glimmer of a tallow-candle. Mr. Chaworth, who was the more expert
+swordsman of the two, received a mortal wound, and shortly afterwards
+expired. Lord Byron was brought to trial for the murder before the
+House of Lords; and it appearing clearly, that the duel was not
+premeditated, but fought at once, and in the heat of passion, he was
+found guilty of manslaughter only, and ordered to be discharged upon
+payment of his fees. This was a very bad example for the country, and
+duelling of course fell into no disrepute after such a verdict.
+
+ In France, more severity was exercised. In the year 1769, the
+Parliament of Grenoble took cognizance of the delinquency of the Sieur
+Duchelas, one of its members, who challenged and killed in a duel a
+captain of the Flemish legion. The servant of Duchelas officiated as
+second, and was arraigned with his master for the murder of the
+captain. They were both found guilty. Duchelas was broken alive on the
+wheel, and the servant condemned to the galleys for life.
+
+ A barbarous and fiercely-contested duel was fought in November
+1778, between two foreign adventurers, at Bath, named Count Rice and
+the Vicomte du Barri. Some dispute arose relative to a gambling
+transaction, in the course of which Du Barri contradicted an assertion
+of the other, by saying, "That is not true!" Count Rice immediately
+asked him if he knew the very disagreeable meaning of the words he had
+employed. Du Barri said he was perfectly well aware of their meaning,
+and that Rice might interpret them just as he pleased. A challenge was
+immediately given and accepted. Seconds were sent for, who, arriving
+with but little delay, the whole party, though it was not long after
+midnight, proceeded to a place called Claverton Down, where they
+remained with a surgeon until daylight. They then prepared for the
+encounter, each being armed with two pistols and a sword. The ground
+having been marked out by the seconds, Du Barri fired first, and
+wounded his opponent in the thigh. Count Rice then levelled his
+pistol, and shot Du Barri mortally in the breast. So angry were the
+combatants, that they refused to desist; both stepped back a few
+paces, and then rushing forward, discharged their second pistols at
+each other. Neither shot took effect, and both throwing away their
+pistols, prepared to finish the sanguinary struggle by the sword. They
+took their places, and were advancing towards each other, when the
+Vicomte du Barri suddenly staggered, grew pale, and, falling to the
+ground, exclaimed, "Je vous demande ma vie." His opponent had but just
+time to answer, that he granted it, when the unfortunate Du Barri
+turned upon the grass, and expired with a heavy groan. The survivor of
+this savage conflict was then removed to his lodgings, where he lay
+for some weeks in a dangerous state. The coroner's jury, in the mean
+while, sat upon the body of Du Barri, and disgraced themselves by
+returning a verdict of manslaughter only. Count Rice, upon his
+recovery, was indicted for the murder notwithstanding this verdict. On
+his trial he entered into a long defence of his conduct, pleading the
+fairness of the duel, and its unpremeditated nature; and, at the same
+time, expressing his deep regret for the unfortunate death of Du
+Barri, with whom for many years he had been bound in ties of the
+strictest friendship. These considerations appear to have weighed with
+the jury, and this fierce duellist was again found guilty of
+manslaughter only, and escaped with a merely nominal punishment.
+
+ A duel, less remarkable from its circumstances, but more so from
+the rank of the parties, took place in 1789. The combatants on this
+occasion were the Duke of York and Colonel Lenox, the nephew and heir
+of the Duke of Richmond. The cause of offence was given by the Duke of
+York, who had said, in presence of several officers of the Guards,
+that words had been used to Colonel Lenox at Daubigny's to which no
+gentleman ought to have submitted. Colonel Lenox went up to the Duke
+on parade, and asked him publicly whether he had made such an
+assertion. The Duke of York, without answering his question, coldly
+ordered him to his post. When parade was over, he took an opportunity
+of saying publicly in the orderly room before Colonel Lenox, that he
+desired no protection from his rank as a prince and his station as
+commanding officer; adding that, when he was off duty, he wore a plain
+brown coat like a private gentleman, and was ready as such to give
+satisfaction. Colonel Lenox desired nothing better than satisfaction;
+that is to say, to run the chance of shooting the Duke through the
+body, or being himself shot. He accordingly challenged his Royal
+Highness, and they met on Wimbledon Common. Colonel Lenox fired first,
+and the ball whizzed past the head of his opponent, so near to it as
+to graze his projecting curl. The Duke refused to return the fire, and
+the seconds interfering, the affair terminated.
+
+ Colonel Lenox was very shortly afterwards engaged in another duel
+arising out of this. A Mr. Swift wrote a pamphlet in reference to the
+dispute between him and the Duke of York, at some expressions in which
+he took so much offence, as to imagine that nothing but a shot at the
+writer could atone for them. They met on the Uxbridge Road, but no
+damage was done to either party.
+
+ The Irish were for a long time renowned for their love of
+duelling. The slightest offence which it is possible to imagine that
+one man could offer to another, was sufficient to provoke a challenge.
+Sir Jonah Barrington relates, in his Memoirs, that, previous to the
+Union, during the time of a disputed election in Dublin, it was no
+unusual thing for three-and-twenty duels to be fought in a day. Even
+in times of less excitement, they were so common as to be deemed
+unworthy of note by the regular chroniclers of events, except in cases
+where one or both of the combatants were killed.
+
+ In those days, in Ireland, it was not only the man of the
+military, but of every profession, who had to work his way to eminence
+with the sword or the pistol. Each political party had its regular
+corps of bullies, or fire-eaters, as they were called, who qualified
+themselves for being the pests of society by spending all their spare
+time in firing at targets. They boasted that they could hit an
+opponent in any part of his body they pleased, and made up their minds
+before the encounter began whether they should kill him, disable, or
+disfigure him for life -- lay him on a bed of suffering for a
+twelve-month, or merely graze a limb.
+
+ The evil had reached an alarming height, when, in the year 1808,
+an opportunity was afforded to King George III of showing in a
+striking manner his detestation of the practice, and of setting an
+example to the Irish that such murders were not to be committed with
+impunity. A dispute arose, in the month of June 1807, between Major
+Campbell and Captain Boyd, officers of the 21st regiment, stationed in
+Ireland, about the proper manner of giving the word of command on
+parade. Hot words ensued on this slight occasion, and the result was a
+challenge from Campbell to Boyd. They retired into the mess-room
+shortly afterwards, and each stationed himself at a corner, the
+distance obliquely being but seven paces. Here, without friends or
+seconds being present, they fired at each other, and Captain Boyd fell
+mortally wounded between the fourth and fifth ribs. A surgeon who came
+in shortly, found him sitting in a chair, vomiting and suffering great
+agony. He was led into another room, Major Campbell following, in
+great distress and perturbation of mind. Boyd survived but eighteen
+hours; and just before his death, said, in reply to a question from
+his opponent, that the duel was not fair, and added, "You hurried me,
+Campbell -- you're a bad man." --- "Good God!" replied Campbell, "will
+you mention before these gentlemen, was not everything fair? Did you
+not say that you were ready?" Boyd answered faintly, "Oh, no! you know
+I wanted you to wait and have friends." On being again asked whether
+all was fair, the dying man faintly murmured "Yes:" but in a minute
+after, he said, "You're a bad man!" Campbell was now in great
+agitation, and wringing his hands convulsively, he exclaimed, "Oh,
+Boyd! you are the happiest man of the two! Do you forgive me?" Boyd
+replied, "I forgive you -- I feel for you, as I know you do for me."
+He shortly afterwards expired, and Major Campbell made his escape from
+Ireland, and lived for some months with his family under an assumed
+name, in the neighbourhood of Chelsea. He was, however, apprehended,
+and brought to trial at Armagh, in August 1808. He said while in
+prison, that, if found guilty of murder, he should suffer as an
+example to duellists in Ireland; but he endeavoured to buoy himself
+up, with the hope that the jury would only convict him of
+manslaughter. It was proved in evidence upon the trial, that the duel
+was not fought immediately after the offence was given, but that Major
+Campbell went home and drank tea with his family, before he sought
+Boyd for the fatal encounter. The jury returned a verdict of wilful
+murder against him, but recommended him to mercy on the ground that
+the duel had been a fair one. He was condemned to die on the Monday
+following, but was afterwards respited for a few days longer. In the
+mean time the greatest exertions were made in his behalf. His
+unfortunate wife went upon her knees before the Prince of Wales, to
+move him to use his influence with the King, in favour of her unhappy
+husband. Everything a fond wife and a courageous woman could do, she
+tried, to gain the royal clemency; but George III was inflexible, in
+consequence of the representations of the Irish Viceroy that an
+example was necessary. The law was therefore allowed to take its
+course, and the victim of a false spirit of honour died the death of a
+felon.
+
+ The most inveterate duellists of the present day are the students
+in the Universities of Germany. They fight on the most frivolous
+pretences, and settle with swords and pistols the schoolboy disputes
+which in other countries are arranged by the more harmless medium of
+the fisticuffs. It was at one time the custom among these savage
+youths to prefer the sword combat, for the facility it gave them of
+cutting off the noses of their opponents. To disfigure them in this
+manner was an object of ambition, and the German duellists reckoned
+the number of these disgusting trophies which they had borne away,
+with as much satisfaction as a successful general the provinces he had
+reduced or the cities he had taken.
+
+ But it would be wearisome to enter into the minute detail of all
+the duels of modern times. If an examination were made into the
+general causes which produced them, it would be found that in every
+case they had been either of the most trivial or the most unworthy
+nature. Parliamentary duels were at one time very common, and amongst
+the names of those who have soiled a great reputation by conforming to
+the practice, may be mentioned those of Warren Hastings, Sir Philip
+Francis, Wilkes, Pitt, Fox, Grattan, Curran, Tierney, and Canning. So
+difficult is it even for the superior mind to free itself from the
+trammels with which foolish opinion has enswathed it -- not one of
+these celebrated persons who did not in his secret soul condemn the
+folly to which he lent himself. The bonds of reason, though
+iron-strong, are easily burst through; but those of folly, though
+lithe and frail as the rushes by a stream, defy the stoutest heart to
+snap them asunder. Colonel Thomas, an officer of the Guards, who was
+killed in a duel, added the following clause to his will the night
+before he died: -- "In the first place, I commit my soul to Almighty
+God, in hope of his mercy and pardon for the irreligious step I now
+(in compliance with the unwarrantable customs of this wicked world)
+put myself under the necessity of taking." How many have been in the
+same state of mind as this wise, foolish man! He knew his error, and
+abhorred it, but could not resist it, for fear of the opinion of the
+prejudiced and unthinking. No other could have blamed him for refusing
+to fight a duel.
+
+ The list of duels that have sprung from the most degrading causes
+might be stretched out to an almost indefinite extent. Sterne's father
+fought a duel about a goose; and the great Raleigh about a tavern
+bill. [Raleigh, at one period of his life, appeared to be an
+inveterate duellist, and it was said of him that he had been engaged
+in more encounters of the kind than any man of note among his
+contemporaries. More than one fellow-creature he had deprived of life;
+but he lived long enough to be convinced of the sinfulness of his
+conduct, and made a solemn vow never to fight another duel. The
+following anecdote of his forbearance is well known, but it will bear
+repetition :--
+ A dispute arose in a coffee-house between him and a young man on
+some trivial point, and the latter, losing his temper, impertinently
+spat in the face of the veteran. Sir Walter, instead of running him
+through the body, as many would have done, or challenging him to
+mortal combat, coolly took out his handkerchief, wiped his face, and
+said, "Young man, if I could as easily wipe from my conscience the
+stain of killing you, as I can this spittle from my face, you should
+not live another minute." The young man immediately begged his
+pardon.] Scores of duels (many of them fatal) have been fought from
+disputes at cards, or a place at a theatre, while hundreds of
+challenges, given and accepted over-night, in a fit of drunkenness,
+have been fought out the next morning to the death of one or both of
+the antagonists.
+
+ Two of the most notorious duels of modern times had their origin
+in causes no more worthy than the quarrel of a dog and the favour of a
+prostitute: that between Macnamara and Montgomery arising from the
+former; and that between Best and Lord Camelford, from the latter. The
+dog of Montgomery attacked a dog belonging to Macnamara, and each
+master interfering in behalf of his own animal, high words ensued. The
+result was the giving and accepting a challenge to mortal combat. The
+parties met on the following day, when Montgomery was shot dead, and
+his antagonist severely wounded. This affair created a great sensation
+at the time, and Heaviside, the surgeon who attended at the fatal
+field to render his assistance, if necessary, was arrested as an
+accessory to the murder, and committed to Newgate.
+
+ In the duel between Best and Lord Camelford, two pistols were used
+which were considered to be the best in England. One of them was
+thought slightly superior to the other, and it was agreed that the
+belligerents should toss up a piece of money to decide the choice of
+weapons. Best gained it, and, at the first discharge, Lord Camelford
+fell, mortally wounded. But little sympathy was expressed for his
+fate; he was a confirmed duellist, had been engaged in many meetings
+of the kind, and the blood of more than one fellow-creature lay at his
+door. As he had sowed, so did he reap; and the violent man met an
+appropriate death.
+
+ It now only remains to notice the means that have been taken to
+stay the prevalence of this madness of false honour in the various
+countries of the civilized world. The efforts of the governments of
+France and England have already been mentioned, and their want of
+success is but too well known. The same efforts have been attended
+with the same results elsewhere. In despotic countries, where the will
+of the monarch has been strongly expressed and vigorously supported, a
+diminution of the evil has for a while resulted, but only to be
+increased again, when death relaxed the iron grasp, and a successor
+appeared of less decided opinions upon the subject. This was the case
+in Prussia under the great Frederick, of whose aversion to duelling a
+popular anecdote is recorded. It is stated of him that he permitted
+duelling in his army, but only upon the condition that the combatants
+should fight in presence of a whole battalion of infantry, drawn up on
+purpose, to see fair play. The latter received strict orders, when one
+of the belligerents fell, to shoot the other immediately. It is added,
+that the known determination of the King effectually put a stop to the
+practice.
+
+ The Emperor Joseph II of Austria was as firm as Frederick,
+although the measures he adopted were not so singular. The following
+letter explains his views on the subject:--
+
+"To GENERAL * * * * *
+
+"MY GENERAL,
+
+ "You will immediately arrest the Count of K. and Captain W. The
+Count is young, passionate, and influenced by wrong notions of birth
+and a false spirit of honour. Captain W. is an old soldier, who will
+adjust every dispute with the sword and pistol, and who has received
+the challenge of the young Count with unbecoming warmth.
+
+ "I will suffer no duelling in my army. I despise the principles of
+those who attempt to justify the practice, and who would run each
+other through the body in cold blood.
+
+ "When I have officers who bravely expose themselves to every
+danger in facing the enemy -- who at all times exhibit courage,
+valour, and resolution in attack and defence, I esteem them highly.
+The coolness with which they meet death on such occasions is
+serviceable to their country, and at the same time redounds to their
+own honour; but should there be men amongst them who are ready to
+sacrifice everything to their vengeance and hatred, I despise them. I
+consider such a man as no better than a Roman gladiator.
+
+ "Order a court-martial to try the two officers. Investigate the
+subject of their dispute with that impartiality which I demand from
+every judge; and he that is guilty, let him be a sacrifice to his fate
+and the laws.
+
+ "Such a barbarous custom, which suits the age of the Tamerlanes
+and Bajazets, and which has often had such melancholy effects on
+single families, I will have suppressed and punished, even if it
+should deprive me of one half of my officers. There are still men who
+know how to unite the character of a hero with that of a good subject;
+and he only can be so who respects the laws.
+ "JOSEPH."
+"August 1771."
+
+[Vide the Letters of Joseph II to distinguished Princes and Statesmen,
+published for the first time in England in "The Pamphleteer" for 1821.
+They were originally published in Germany a few years previously, and
+throw a great light upon the character of that monarch and the events
+of his reign.]
+
+ In the United States of America the code varies considerably. In
+one or two of the still wild and simple States of the Far West, where
+no duel has yet been fought, there is no specific law upon the subject
+beyond that in the Decalogue, which says, "Thou shalt do no murder."
+But duelling everywhere follows the steps of modern civilization, and
+by the time the backwoodsman is transformed into the citizen, he has
+imbibed the false notions of honour which are prevalent in Europe, and
+around him, and is ready, like his progenitors, to settle his
+differences with the pistol. In the majority of the States the
+punishment for challenging, fighting, or acting as second, is solitary
+imprisonment and hard labour for any period less than a year, and
+disqualification for serving any public office for twenty years. In
+Vermont the punishment is total disqualification for office,
+deprivation of the rights of citizenship, and a fine; in fatal cases,
+the same punishment as that of murderers. In Rhode Island, the
+combatant, though death does not ensue, is liable to be carted to the
+gallows, with a rope about his neck, and to sit in this trim for an
+hour, exposed to the peltings of the mob. He may be further imprisoned
+for a year, at the option of the magistrate. In Connecticut the
+punishment is total disqualification for office or employ, and a fine,
+varying from one hundred to a thousand dollars. The laws of Illinois
+require certain officers of the state to make oath, previous to their
+instalment, that they have never been, nor ever will be, concerned in
+a duel. ["Encyclopedia Americana," art. Duelling.]
+
+ Amongst the edicts against duelling promulgated at various times
+in Europe, may be mentioned that of Augustus King of Poland, in 1712,
+which decreed the punishment of death against principals and seconds,
+and minor punishments against the bearers of a challenge. An edict was
+also published at Munich, in 1773, according to which both principals
+and seconds, even in duels where no one was either killed or wounded,
+should be hanged, and their bodies buried at the foot of the gallows.
+The King of Naples issued an ordinance against duelling in 1838, in
+which the punishment of death is decreed against all concerned in a
+fatal duel. The bodies of those killed, and of those who may be
+executed in consequence, are to be buried in unconsecrated ground, and
+without any religious ceremony; nor is any monument to be erected on
+the spot. The punishment for duels in which either, or both, are
+wounded, and for those in which no damage whatever is done, varies
+according to the case, and consists of fine, imprisonment, loss of
+rank and honours, and incapacity for filling any public situation.
+Bearers of challenges may also be punished with fine and imprisonment.
+
+ It might be imagined that enactments so severe all over the
+civilized world would finally eradicate a custom, the prevalence of
+which every wise and good man must deplore. But the frowns of the law
+never yet have taught, and never will teach, men to desist from this
+practice, as long as it is felt that the lawgiver sympathises with it
+in his heart. The stern judge upon the bench may say to the
+unfortunate wight who has been called a liar by some unmannerly
+opponent, "If you challenge him, you meditate murder, and are guilty
+of murder !" but the same judge, divested of his robes of state, and
+mixing in the world with other men, would say, "If you do not
+challenge him, if you do not run the risk of making yourself a
+murderer, you will be looked upon as a mean-spirited wretch, unfit to
+associate with your fellows, and deserving nothing but their scorn and
+their contempt!" It is society, and not the duellist, who is to blame.
+Female influence, too, which is so powerful in leading men either to
+good or to evil, takes, in this case, the evil part. Mere animal
+bravery has, unfortunately, such charms in the female eye, that a
+successful duellist is but too often regarded as a sort of hero; and
+the man who refuses to fight, though of truer courage, is thought a
+poltroon, who may be trampled on. Mr. Graves, a member of the American
+Legislature, who, early in 1838, killed a Mr. Cilley in a duel, truly
+and eloquently said, on the floor of the House of Representatives,
+when lamenting the unfortunate issue of that encounter, that society
+was more to blame than he was. "Public opinion," said the repentant
+orator, "is practically the paramount law of the land. Every other
+law, both human and divine, ceases to be observed; yea, withers and
+perishes in contact with it. It was this paramount law of this nation,
+and of this House, that forced me, under the penalty of dishonour, to
+subject myself to the code, which impelled me unwillingly into this
+tragical affair. Upon the heads of this nation, and at the doors of
+this House, rests the blood with which my unfortunate hands have been
+stained!"
+
+ As long as society is in this mood; as long as it thinks that the
+man who refuses to resent an insult, deserved that insult, and should
+be scouted accordingly, so long, it is to be feared, will duelling
+exist, however severe the laws may be. Men must have redress for
+injuries inflicted, and when those injuries are of such a nature that
+no tribunal will take cognizance of them, the injured will take the
+law into their own hands, and right themselves in the opinion of their
+fellows, at the hazard of their lives. Much as the sage may affect to
+despise the opinion of the world, there are few who would not rather
+expose their lives a hundred times than be condemned to live on, in
+society, but not of it -- a by-word of reproach to all who know their
+history, and a mark for scorn to point his finger at.
+
+ The only practicable means for diminishing the force of a custom
+which is the disgrace of civilization, seems to be the establishment
+of a court of honour, which should take cognizance of all those
+delicate and almost intangible offences which yet wound so deeply. The
+court established by Louis XIV might be taken as a model. No man now
+fights a duel when a fit apology has been offered, and it should be
+the duty of this court to weigh dispassionately the complaint of every
+man injured in his honour, either by word or deed, and to force the
+offender to make a public apology. If he refused the apology, he would
+be the breaker of a second law; an offender against a high court, as
+well as against the man he had injured, and might be punished with
+fine and imprisonment, the latter to last until he saw the error of
+his conduct, and made the concession which the court demanded.
+
+ If, after the establishment of this tribunal, men should be found
+of a nature so bloodthirsty as not to be satisfied with its peaceful
+decisions, and should resort to the old and barbarous mode of an
+appeal to the pistol, some means might be found of dealing with them.
+To hang them as murderers would be of no avail; for to such men death
+would have few terrors. Shame alone would bring them to reason. The
+following code, it is humbly suggested to all future legislators upon
+the subject, would, in conjunction with the establishment of a court
+of honour, do much towards eradicating this blot from society. Every
+man who fought a duel, even though he did not wound his opponent,
+should be tried, and, upon proof of the fact, be sentenced to have his
+right hand cut off. The world would then know his true character as
+long as he lived. If his habits of duelling were so inveterate, and he
+should learn to fire a pistol with his left hand, he should, upon
+conviction of a second offence, lose that hand also. This law, which
+should allow no commutation of the punishment, under any
+circumstances, would lend strength and authority to the court of
+honour. In the course of a few years duelling would be ranked amongst
+exploded follies, and men would begin to wonder that a custom so
+barbarous and so impious had ever existed amongst them.
+
+
+THE LOVE OF THE MARVELLOUS AND THE DISBELIEF OF THE TRUE.
+
+ "Well, son John," said the old woman, "and what wonderful things
+did you meet with all the time you were at sea?" - "Oh! mother,"
+replied John, "I saw many strange things." -- "Tell us all about
+them," replied his mother, "for I long to hear your adventures." -- "
+Well, then," said John, "as we were sailing over the Line, what do you
+think we saw?" - "I can't imagine," replied his mother. -- "Well, we
+saw a fish rise out of the sea, and fly over our ship!" "Oh! John!
+John! what a liar you are!" said his mother, shaking her head, and
+smiling incredulously. "True as death? said John; "and we saw still
+more wonderful things than that." -- "Let us hear them," said his
+mother, shaking her head again; "and tell the truth, John, if you
+can." -- "Believe it, or believe it not, as you please," replied her
+son; "but as we were sailing up the Red Sea, our captain thought he
+should like some fish for dinner; so he told us to throw our nets, and
+catch some." -- "Well," inquired his mother, seeing that he paused in
+his story. "Well," rejoined her son, "we did throw them, and, at the
+very first haul, we brought up a chariot-wheel, made all of gold, and
+inlaid with diamonds!" "Lord bless us!" said his mother, "and what did
+the captain say?" -- "Why, he said it was one of the wheels of
+Pharaoh's chariot, that had lain in the Red Sea ever since that wicked
+King was drowned, with all his host, while pursuing the Israelites."
+-- "Well, well," said his mother, lifting up her hands in admiration;
+"now, that's very possible, and I think the captain was a very
+sensible man. Tell me such stories as that, and I'll believe you; but
+never talk to me of such things as flying fish! No, no, John, such
+stories won't go down with me, I can assure you!"
+
+ Such old women as the sailor's mother, in the above well-known
+anecdote, are by no means rare in the world. Every age and country has
+produced them. They have been found in high places, and have sat down
+among the learned of the earth. Instances must be familiar to every
+reader in which the same person was willing, with greedy credulity, to
+swallow the most extravagant fiction, and yet refuse credence to a
+philosophical fact. The same Greeks who believed readily that Jupiter
+wooed Leda in the form of a swan, denied stoutly that there were any
+physical causes for storms and thunder, and treated as impious those
+who attempted to account for them on true philosophical principles.
+
+ The reasons that thus lead mankind to believe the marvellously
+false, and to disbelieve the marvellously true, may be easily
+gathered. Of all the offspring of Time, Error is the most ancient, and
+is so old and familiar an acquaintance, that Truth, when discovered,
+comes upon most of us like an intruder, and meets the intruder's
+welcome. We all pay an involuntary homage to antiquity -- a "blind
+homage," as Bacon calls it in his "Novum Organum," which tends greatly
+to the obstruction of truth. To the great majority of mortal eyes,
+Time sanctifies everything that he does not destroy. The mere fact of
+anything being spared by the great foe makes it a favourite with us,
+who are sure to fall his victims. To call a prejudice "time-hallowed,"
+is to open a way for it into hearts where it never before penetrated.
+Some peculiar custom may disgrace the people amongst whom it
+flourishes; yet men of a little wisdom refuse to aid in its
+extirpation, merely because it is old. Thus it is with human belief,
+and thus it is we bring shame upon our own intellect.
+
+ To this cause may be added another, also mentioned by Lord Bacon
+-- a misdirected zeal in matters of religion, which induces so many to
+decry a newly-discovered truth, because the Divine records contain no
+allusion to it, or because, at first sight, it appears to militate,
+not against religion, but against some obscure passage which has never
+been fairly interpreted. The old woman in the story could not believe
+that there was such a creature as a flying-fish, because her Bible did
+not tell her so, but she believed that her son had drawn up the golden
+and bejewelled wheel from the Red Sea, because her Bible informed her
+that Pharaoh was drowned there.
+
+ Upon a similar principle the monks of the inquisition believed
+that the devil appeared visibly among men, that St. Anthony pulled his
+nose with a pair of red-hot pincers, and that the relics of the saints
+worked miracles; yet they would not believe Galileo, when he proved
+that the earth turned round the sun.
+
+ Keppler, when he asserted the same fact, could gain no bread, and
+little credence; but when he pretended to tell fortunes and cast
+nativities, the whole town flocked to him, and paid him enormous fees
+for his falsehood.
+
+ When Roger Bacon invented the telescope and the magic-lantern, no
+one believed that the unaided ingenuity of man could have done it; but
+when some wiseacres asserted that the devil had appeared to him, and
+given him the knowledge which he turned to such account, no one was
+bold enough to assert that it was improbable. His hint that saltpetre,
+sulphur, and charcoal, mixed in certain proportions, would produce
+effects similar to thunder and lightning, was disregarded or
+disbelieved; but the legend of the brazen head which delivered
+oracles, was credited for many ages.
+
+[Godwin, in his "Lives of the Necromancers," gives the following
+version of this legend. Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay entertained the
+project of enclosing England with a wall, so as to render it
+inaccessible to any invader. They accordingly raised the devil, as the
+person best able to inform them how this was to be done. The devil
+advised them to make a brazen head, with all the internal structure
+and organs of a human head. The construction would cost them much
+time, and they must wait with patience till the faculty of speech
+descended upon it. Finally, however, it would become an oracle, and,
+if the question were propounded to it, would teach them the solution
+of their problem. The friars spent seven years in bringing the subject
+to perfection, and waited day after day in expectation that it would
+utter articulate sounds. At length nature became exhausted in them,
+and they lay down to sleep, having first given it strictly in charge
+to a servant of theirs, clownish in nature, but of strict fidelity,
+that he should awaken them the moment the image began to speak. That
+period arrived. The head uttered sounds, but such as the clown judged
+unworthy of notice. "Time is!" it said. No notice was taken, and a
+long pause ensued. "Time was!" -- a similar pause, and no notice.
+"Time is passed!" The moment these words were uttered, a tremendous
+storm ensued, with thunder and lightning, and the head was shivered
+into a thousand pieces. Thus the experiment of Friar Bacon and Friar
+Bungay came to nothing.]
+
+ Solomon De Cans, who, in the time of Cardinal Richelieu, conceived
+the idea of a steam-engine, was shut up in the Bastille as a madman,
+because the idea of such an extraordinary instrument was too
+preposterous for the wise age that believed in all the absurdities of
+witchcraft.
+
+ When Harvey first proved the circulation of the blood, every
+tongue was let loose against him. The thing was too obviously an
+imposition, and an attempt to deceive that public who believed that a
+king's touch had power to cure the scrofula. That a dead criminal's
+hand, rubbed against a wen, would cure it, was reasonable enough; but
+that the blood flowed through the veins was beyond all probability.
+
+ In our own day, a similar fate awaited the beneficent discovery of
+Dr. Jenner. That vaccination could abate the virulence of, or preserve
+from, the smallpox, was quite incredible; none but a cheat and a quack
+could assert it: but that the introduction of the vaccine matter into
+the human frame could endow men with the qualities of a cow, was quite
+probable. Many of the poorer people actually dreaded that their
+children would grow hairy and horned as cattle, if they suffered them
+to be vaccinated.
+
+ The Jesuit, Father Labat, the shrewd and learned traveller in
+South America, relates an experiment which he made upon the credulity
+of some native Peruvians. Holding a powerful lens in his hand, and
+concentrating the rays of the sun upon the naked arm of an admiring
+savage, he soon made him roar with pain. All the tribe looked on,
+first with wonder, and then with indignation and wonder both combined.
+In vain the philosopher attempted to explain the cause of the
+phenomenon - in vain he offered to convince them that there was
+nothing devilish in the experiment - he was thought to be in league
+with the infernal gods to draw down the fire from Heaven, and was
+looked upon, himself, as an awful and supernatural being. Many
+attempts were made to gain possession of the lens, with the view of
+destroying it, and thereby robbing the Western stranger of the means
+of bringing upon them the vengeance of his deities.
+
+ Very similar was the conduct of that inquiring Brahmin, which is
+related by Forbes in his Oriental Memoirs. The Brahmin had a mind
+better cultivated than his fellows; he was smitten with a love for the
+knowledge of Europe -- read English books -- pored over the pages of
+the Encyclopedia, and profited by various philosophical instruments;
+but on religious questions the Brahmin was firm to the faith of his
+caste and the doctrine of the Metempsychosis. Lest he might
+sacrilegiously devour his progenitors, he abstained from all animal
+food; and thinking that he ate nothing which enjoyed life, he
+supported himself, like his brethren, upon fruits and vegetables. All
+the knowledge that did not run counter to this belief, he sought after
+with avidity, and bade fair to become the wisest of his race. In an
+evil hour, his English friend and instructor exhibited a very powerful
+solar microscope, by means of which he showed him that every drop of
+water that he drank teemed with life -- that every fruit was like a
+world, covered with innumerable animalculae, each of which was fitted
+by its organization for the sphere in which it moved, and had its
+wants, and the capability of supplying them as completely as visible
+animals millions of times its bulk. The English philosopher expected
+that his Hindoo friend would be enraptured at the vast field of
+knowledge thus suddenly opened out to him, but he was deceived. The
+Brahmin from that time became an altered man -- thoughtful, gloomy,
+reserved, and discontented. He applied repeatedly to his friend that
+he would make him a present of the microscope; but as it was the only
+one of its kind in India, and the owner set a value upon it for other
+reasons, he constantly refused the request, but offered him the loan
+of it for any period he might require. But nothing short of an
+unconditional gift of the instrument would satisfy the Brahmin, who
+became at last so importunate that the patience of the Englishman was
+exhausted, and he gave it him. A gleam of joy shot across the
+care-worn features of the Hindoo as he clutched it, and bounding with
+an exulting leap into the garden, he seized a large stone, and dashed
+the instrument into a thousand pieces. When called upon to explain his
+extraordinary conduct, he said to his friend, "Oh that I had remained
+in that happy state of ignorance wherein you first found me! Yet will
+I confess that, as my knowledge increased, so did my pleasure, until I
+beheld the last wonders of the microscope; from that moment I have
+been tormented by doubt and perplexed by mystery: my mind, overwhelmed
+by chaotic confusion, knows not where to rest, nor how to extricate
+itself from such a maze. I am miserable, and must continue to be so,
+until I enter on another stage of existence. I am a solitary
+individual among fifty millions of people, all educated in the same
+belief with myself -- all happy in their ignorance! So may they ever
+remain! I shall keep the secret within my own bosom, where it will
+corrode my peace and break my rest. But I shall have some satisfaction
+in knowing that I alone feel those pangs which, had I not destroyed
+the instrument, might have been extensively communicated, and rendered
+thousands miserable! Forgive me, my valuable friend! and oh, convey no
+more implements of knowledge and destruction!"
+
+ Many a learned man may smile at the ignorance of the Peruvian and
+the Hindoo, unconscious that he himself is just as ignorant and as
+prejudiced. Who does not remember the outcry against the science of
+geology, which has hardly yet subsided? Its professors were impiously
+and absurdly accused of designing to "hurl the Creator from his
+throne." They were charged with sapping the foundations of religion,
+and of propping atheism by the aid of a pretended science.
+
+ The very same principle which leads to the rejection of the true,
+leads to the encouragement of the false. Thus we may account for the
+success which has attended great impostors, at times when the truth,
+though not half so wondrous as their impositions, has been
+disregarded as extravagant and preposterous. The man who wishes to
+cheat the people, must needs found his operations upon some prejudice
+or belief that already exists. Thus the philosophic pretenders who
+told fortunes by the stars cured all diseases by one nostrum, and
+preserved from evil by charms and amulets, ran with the current of
+popular belief. Errors that were consecrated by time and long
+familiarity, they heightened and embellished, and succeeded to their
+hearts' content; but the preacher of truth had a foundation to make as
+well as a superstructure, a difficulty which did not exist for the
+preacher of error. Columbus preached a new world, but was met with
+distrust and incredulity; had he preached with as much zeal and
+earnestness the discovery of some valley in the old one, where
+diamonds hung upon the trees, or a herb grew that cured all the ills
+incidental to humanity, he would have found a warm and hearty welcome
+-- might have sold dried cabbage leaves for his wonderful herb, and
+made his fortune.
+
+ In fact, it will be found in the history of every generation and
+race of men, that whenever a choice of belief between the "Wondrously
+False" and the "Wondrously True" is given to ignorance or prejudice,
+that their choice will be fixed upon the first, for the reason that it
+is most akin to their own nature. The great majority of mankind, and
+even of the wisest among us, are still in the condition of the
+sailor's mother -- believing and disbelieving on the same grounds that
+she did -- protesting against the flying fish, but cherishing the
+golden wheels. Thousands there are amongst us, who, rather than pin
+their faith in the one fish, would believe not only in the wheel of
+gold, but the chariot - not only in the chariot, but in the horses and
+the driver.
+
+
+POPULAR FOLLIES IN GREAT CITIES
+
+La faridondaine -- la faridondon,
+Vive la faridondaine!
+
+BERANGER.
+
+ The popular humours of a great city are a never-failing source of
+amusement to the man whose sympathies are hospitable enough to embrace
+all his kind, and who, refined though he may be himself, will not
+sneer at the humble wit or grotesque peculiarities of the boozing
+mechanic, the squalid beggar, the vicious urchin, and all the motley
+group of the idle, the reckless, and the imitative that swarm in the
+alleys and broadways of a metropolis. He who walks through a great
+city to find subjects for weeping, may, God knows, find plenty at
+every corner to wring his heart; but let such a man walk on his
+course, and enjoy his grief alone -- we are not of those who would
+accompany him. The miseries of us poor earthdwellers gain no
+alleviation from the sympathy of those who merely hunt them out to be
+pathetic over them. The weeping philosopher too often impairs his
+eyesight by his woe, and becomes unable from his tears to see the
+remedies for the evils which he deplores. Thus it will often be found
+that the man of no tears is the truest philanthropist, as he is the
+best physician who wears a cheerful face, even in the worst of cases.
+
+ So many pens have been employed to point out the miseries, and so
+many to condemn the crimes and vices, and more serious follies of the
+multitude, that our's shall not increase the number, at least in this
+chapter. Our present task shall be less ungracious, and wandering
+through the busy haunts of great cities, we shall seek only for
+amusement, and note as we pass a few of the harmless follies and
+whimsies of the poor.
+
+ And, first of all, walk where we will, we cannot help hearing from
+every side a phrase repeated with delight, and received with laughter,
+by men with hard hands and dirty faces -- by saucy butcher lads and
+errand-boys -- by loose women -- by hackney coachmen, cabriolet
+drivers, and idle fellows who loiter at the corners of streets. Not
+one utters this phrase without producing a laugh from all within
+hearing. It seems applicable to every circumstance, and is the
+universal answer to every question; in short, it is the favourite
+slang phrase of the day, a phrase that, while its brief season of
+popularity lasts, throws a dash of fun and frolicsomeness over the
+existence of squalid poverty and ill-requited labour, and gives them
+reason to laugh as well as their more fortunate fellows in a higher
+stage of society.
+
+ London is peculiarly fertile in this sort of phrases, which spring
+up suddenly, no one knows exactly in what spot, and pervade the whole
+population in a few hours, no one knows how. Many years ago the
+favourite phrase (for, though but a monosyllable, it was a phrase in
+itself) was Quoz. This odd word took the fancy of the multitude in an
+extraordinary degree, and very soon acquired an almost boundless
+meaning. When vulgar wit wished to mark its incredulity and raise a
+laugh at the same time, there was no resource so sure as this popular
+piece of slang. When a man was asked a favour which he did not choose
+to grant, he marked his sense of the suitor's unparalleled presumption
+by exclaiming Quoz! When a mischievous urchin wished to annoy a
+passenger, and create mirth for his chums, he looked him in the face,
+and cried out Quoz! and the exclamation never failed in its object.
+When a disputant was desirous of throwing a doubt upon the veracity of
+his opponent, and getting summarily rid of an argument which he could
+not overturn, he uttered the word Quoz, with a contemptuous curl of
+his lip and an impatient shrug of his shoulders. The universal
+monosyllable conveyed all his meaning, and not only told his opponent
+that he lied, but that he erred egregiously if he thought that any one
+was such a nincompoop as to believe him. Every alehouse resounded with
+Quoz; every street corner was noisy with it, and every wall for miles
+around was chalked with it.
+
+ But, like all other earthly things, Quoz had its season, and
+passed away as suddenly as it arose, never again to be the pet and the
+idol of the populace. A new claimant drove it from its place, and held
+undisputed sway till, in its turn, it was hurled from its
+pre-eminence, and a successor appointed in its stead.
+
+ "What a shocking bad hat!" was the phrase that was next in vogue.
+No sooner had it become universal, than thousands of idle but sharp
+eyes were on the watch for the passenger whose hat showed any signs,
+however slight, of ancient service. Immediately the cry arose, and,
+like the what-whoop of the Indians, was repeated by a hundred
+discordant throats. He was a wise man who, finding himself under these
+circumstances "the observed of all observers," bore his honours
+meekly. He who showed symptoms of ill-feeling at the imputations cast
+upon his hat, only brought upon himself redoubled notice. The mob soon
+perceive whether a man is irritable, and, if of their own class, they
+love to make sport of him. When such a man, and with such a hat,
+passed in those days through a crowded neighbourhood, he might think
+himself fortunate if his annoyances were confined to the shouts and
+cries of the populace. The obnoxious hat was often snatched from his
+head, and thrown into the gutter by some practical joker, and then
+raised, covered with mud, upon the end of a stick, for the admiration
+of the spectators, who held their sides with laughter, and exclaimed
+in the pauses of their mirth, "Oh! what a shocking bad hat! .... What
+a shocking bad hat!" Many a nervous, poor man, whose purse could but
+ill spare the outlay, doubtless purchased a new hat before the time,
+in order to avoid exposure in this manner.
+
+ The origin of this singular saying, which made fun for the
+metropolis for months, is not involved in the same obscurity as that
+which shrouds the origin of Quoz and some others. There had been a
+hotly-contested election for the borough of Southwark, and one of the
+candidates was an eminent hatter. This gentleman, in canvassing the
+electors, adopted a somewhat professional mode of conciliating their
+good-will, and of bribing them without letting them perceive that they
+were bribed. Whenever he called upon or met a voter whose hat was not
+of the best material, or, being so, had seen its best days, he
+invariably said, "What a shocking bad hat you have got; call at my
+warehouse, and you shall have a new one!" Upon the day of election
+this circumstance was remembered, and his opponents made the most of
+it, by inciting the crowd to keep up an incessant cry of "What a
+shocking bad hat!" all the time the honourable candidate was
+addressing them. From Southwark the phrase spread over all London, and
+reigned, for a time, the supreme slang of the season.
+
+ Hookey Walker, derived from the chorus of a popular ballad, was
+also high in favour at one time, and served, like its predecessor,
+Quoz, to answer all questions. In the course of time the latter word
+alone became the favourite, and was uttered with a peculiar drawl upon
+the first syllable, and a sharp turn upon the last. If a lively
+servant girl was importuned for a kiss by a fellow she did not care
+about, she cocked her little nose, and cried "Walker!" If a dustman
+asked his friend for the loan of a shilling, and his friend was either
+unable or unwilling to accommodate him, the probable answer he would
+receive was "Walker!" If a drunken man was reeling along the streets,
+and a boy pulled his coat-tails, or a man knocked his hat over his
+eyes to make fun of him, the joke was always accompanied by the same
+exclamation. This lasted for two or three months, and "Walker!" walked
+off the stage, never more to be revived for the entertainment of that
+or any future generation.
+
+ The next phrase was a most preposterous one. Who invented it, how
+it arose, or where it was first heard, are alike unknown. Nothing
+about it is certain, but that for months it was the slang par
+excellence of the Londoners, and afforded them a vast gratification.
+"There he goes with his eye out!" or "There she goes with her eye
+out!" as the sex of the party alluded to might be, was in the mouth of
+everybody who knew the town. The sober part of the community were as
+much puzzled by this unaccountable saying as the vulgar were delighted
+with it. The wise thought it very foolish, but the many thought it
+very funny, and the idle amused themselves by chalking it upon walls,
+or scribbling it upon monuments. But, "all that's bright must fade,"
+even in slang. The people grew tired of their hobby, and "There he
+goes with his eye out!" was heard no more in its accustomed haunts.
+
+ Another very odd phrase came into repute in a brief space
+afterwards, in the form of the impertinent and not universally
+apposite query, "Has your mother sold her mangle?" But its popularity
+was not of that boisterous and cordial kind which ensures a long
+continuance of favour. What tended to impede its progress was, that it
+could not be well applied to the older portions of society. It
+consequently ran but a brief career, and then sank into oblivion. Its
+successor enjoyed a more extended fame, and laid its foundations so
+deep, that years and changing fashions have not sufficed to eradicate
+it. This phrase was "Flare up!" and it is, even now, a colloquialism
+in common use. It took its rise in the time of the Reform riots, when
+Bristol was nearly half burned by the infuriated populace. The flames
+were said to have flared up in the devoted city. Whether there was
+anything peculiarly captivating in the sound, or in the idea of these
+words, is hard to say; but whatever was the reason, it tickled the
+mob-fancy mightily, and drove all other slang out of the field before
+it. Nothing was to be heard all over London but "flare up!" It
+answered all questions, settled all disputes, was applied to all
+persons, all things, and all circumstances, and became suddenly the
+most comprehensive phrase in the English language. The man who had
+overstepped the bounds of decorum in his speech was said to have
+flared up; he who had paid visits too repeated to the gin-shop, and
+got damaged in consequence, had flared up. To put one's-self into a
+passion; to stroll out on a nocturnal frolic, and alarm a
+neighbourhood, or to create a disturbance in any shape, was to flare
+up. A lovers' quarrel was a fare up; so was a boxing-match between two
+blackguards in the streets, and the preachers of sedition and
+revolution recommended the English nation to flare up, like the
+French. So great a favourite was the word, that people loved to repeat
+it for its very sound. They delighted apparently in hearing their own
+organs articulate it; and labouring men, when none who could respond
+to the call were within hearing, would often startle the aristocratic
+echoes of the West by the well-known slang phrase of the East. Even in
+the dead hours of the night, the ears of those who watched late, or
+who could not sleep, were saluted with the same sound. The drunkard
+reeling home showed that he was still a man and a citizen, by calling
+"flare up" in the pauses of his hiccough. Drink had deprived him of
+the power of arranging all other ideas; his intellect was sunk to the
+level of the brute's; but he clung to humanity by the one last link of
+the popular cry. While he could vociferate that sound, he had rights
+as an Englishman, and would not sleep in a gutter, like a dog! Onwards
+he went, disturbing quiet streets and comfortable people by his whoop,
+till exhausted nature could support him no more, and he rolled
+powerless into the road. When, in due time afterwards, the policeman
+stumbled upon him as he lay, that guardian of the peace turned the
+full light of his lantern on his face, and exclaimed, "Here's a poor
+devil who's been flaring up!" Then came the stretcher, on which the
+victim of deep potations was carried to the watchhouse, and pitched
+into a dirty cell, among a score of wretches about as far gone as
+himself, who saluted their new comrade by a loud, long shout of flare
+up!
+
+ So universal was this phrase, and so enduring seemed its
+popularity, that a speculator, who knew not the evanescence of slang,
+established a weekly newspaper under its name. But he was like the man
+who built his house upon the sand; his foundation gave way under him,
+and the phrase and the newspaper were washed into the mighty sea of
+the things that were. The people grew at last weary of the monotony,
+and "flare up" became vulgar even among them. Gradually it was left to
+little boys who did not know the world, and in process of time sank
+altogether into neglect. It is now heard no more as a piece of popular
+slang; but the words are still used to signify any sudden outburst
+either of fire, disturbance, or ill-nature.
+
+ The next phrase that enjoyed the favour of the million was less
+concise, and seems to have been originally aimed against precocious
+youths who gave themselves the airs of manhood before their time.
+"Does your mother know you're out?" was the provoking query addressed
+to young men of more than reasonable swagger, who smoked cigars in the
+streets, and wore false whiskers to look irresistible. We have seen
+many a conceited fellow who could not suffer a woman to pass him
+without staring her out of countenance, reduced at once into his
+natural insignificance by the mere utterance of this phrase.
+Apprentice lads and shopmen in their Sunday clothes held the words in
+abhorrence, and looked fierce when they were applied to them.
+Altogether the phrase had a very salutary effect, and in a thousand
+instances showed young Vanity, that it was not half so pretty and
+engaging as it thought itself. What rendered it so provoking was the
+doubt it implied as to the capability of self-guidance possessed by
+the individual to whom it was addressed. "Does your mother know you're
+out?" was a query of mock concern and solicitude, implying regret and
+concern that one so young and inexperienced in the ways of a great
+city should be allowed to wander abroad without the guidance of a
+parent. Hence the great wrath of those who verged on manhood, but had
+not reached it, whenever they were made the subject of it. Even older
+heads did not like it; and the heir of a ducal house, and inheritor of
+a warrior's name, to whom they were applied by a cabriolet driver, who
+was ignorant of his rank, was so indignant at the affront, that he
+summoned the offender before the magisterial bench. The fellow had
+wished to impose upon his Lordship by asking double the fare he was
+entitled to, and when his Lordship resisted the demand, he was
+insultingly asked "if his mother knew he was out?" All the drivers on
+the stand joined in the query, and his Lordship was fain to escape
+their laughter by walking away with as much haste as his dignity would
+allow. The man pleaded ignorance that his customer was a Lord, but
+offended justice fined him for his mistake.
+
+ When this phrase had numbered its appointed days, it died away,
+like its predecessors, and "Who are you?" reigned in its stead. This
+new favourite, like a mushroom, seems to have sprung up in a night,
+or, like a frog in Cheapside, to have come down in a sudden shower.
+One day it was unheard, unknown, uninvented; the next it pervaded
+London; every alley resounded with it; every highway was musical with
+it,
+
+"And street to street, and lane to lane flung back
+The one unvarying cry."
+
+The phrase was uttered quickly, and with a sharp sound upon the first
+and last words, leaving the middle one little more than an aspiration.
+Like all its compeers which had been extensively popular, it was
+applicable to almost every variety of circumstance. The lovers of a
+plain answer to a plain question did not like it at all. Insolence
+made use of it to give offence; ignorance, to avoid exposing itself;
+and waggery, to create laughter. Every new comer into an alehouse
+tap-room was asked unceremoniously, "Who are you?" and if he looked
+foolish, scratched his head, and did not know what to reply, shouts of
+boisterous merriment resounded on every side. An authoritative
+disputant was not unfrequently put down, and presumption of every kind
+checked by the same query. When its popularity was at its height, a
+gentleman, feeling the hand of a thief in his pocket, turned suddenly
+round, and caught him in the act, exclaiming, "Who are you?" The mob
+which gathered round applauded to the very echo, and thought it the
+most capital joke they had ever heard -- the very acme of wit -- the
+very essence of humour. Another circumstance, of a similar kind, gave
+an additional fillip to the phrase, and infused new life and vigour
+into it, just as it was dying away. The scene occurred in the chief
+criminal court of the kingdom. A prisoner stood at the bar; the
+offence with which he had been charged was clearly proved against him;
+his counsel had been heard, not in his defence, but in extenuation,
+insisting upon his previous good life and character, as reasons for
+the lenity of the court. "And where are your witnesses?" inquired the
+learned judge who presided. "Please you, my Lord, I knows the prisoner
+at the bar, and a more honester feller never breathed," said a rough
+voice in the gallery. The officers of the court looked aghast, and the
+strangers tittered with ill-suppressed laughter. "Who are you?" said
+the Judge, looking suddenly up, but with imperturbable gravity. The
+court was convulsed; the titter broke out into a laugh, and it was
+several minutes before silence and decorum could be restored. When the
+Ushers recovered their self-possession, they made diligent search for
+the profane transgressor; but he was not to be found. Nobody knew him;
+nobody had seen him. After a while the business of the court again
+proceeded. The next prisoner brought up for trial augured favourably
+of his prospects when he learned that the solemn lips of the
+representative of justice had uttered the popular phrase as if he felt
+and appreciated it. There was no fear that such a judge would use
+undue severity; his heart was with the people; he understood their
+language and their manners, and would make allowances for the
+temptations which drove them into crime. So thought many of the
+prisoners, if we may infer it from the fact, that the learned judge
+suddenly acquired an immense increase of popularity. The praise of his
+wit was in every mouth, and "Who are you?" renewed its lease, and
+remained in possession of public favour for another term in
+consequence.
+
+ But it must not be supposed that there were no interregni between
+the dominion of one slang phrase and another. They did not arise in
+one long line of unbroken succession, but shared with song the
+possession of popular favour. Thus, when the people were in the mood
+for music, slang advanced its claims to no purpose, and, when they
+were inclined for slang, the sweet voice of music wooed them in vain.
+About twenty years ago London resounded with one chorus, with the love
+of which everybody seemed to be smitten. Girls and boys, young men and
+old, maidens and wives, and widows, were all alike musical. There was
+an absolute mania for singing, and the worst of it was, that, like
+good Father Philip, in the romance of "The Monastery," they seemed
+utterly unable to change their tune. "Cherry ripe!" "Cherry ripe!" was
+the universal cry of all the idle in the town. Every unmelodious voice
+gave utterance to it; every crazy fiddle, every cracked flute, every
+wheezy pipe, every street organ was heard in the same strain, until
+studious and quiet men stopped their ears in desperation, or fled
+miles away into the fields or woodlands, to be at peace. This plague
+lasted for a twelvemonth, until the very name of cherries became an
+abomination in the land. At last the excitement wore itself away, and
+the tide of favour set in a new direction. Whether it was another song
+or a slang phrase, is difficult to determine at this distance of time;
+but certain it is, that very shortly afterwards, people went mad upon
+a dramatic subject, and nothing was to be heard of but "Tom and
+Jerry." Verbal wit had amused the multitude long enough, and they
+became more practical in their recreation. Every youth on the town was
+seized with the fierce desire of distinguishing himself, by knocking
+down the "charlies," being locked up all night in a watchhouse, or
+kicking up a row among loose women and blackguard men in the low dens
+of St. Giles's. Imitative boys vied with their elders in similar
+exploits, until this unworthy passion, for such it was, had lasted,
+like other follies, its appointed time, and the town became merry
+after another fashion. It was next thought the height of vulgar wit to
+answer all questions by placing the point of the thumb upon the tip of
+the nose, and twirling the fingers in the air. If one man wished to
+insult or annoy another, he had only to make use of this cabalistic
+sign in his face, and his object was accomplished. At every street
+corner where a group was assem- bled, the spectator who was curious
+enough to observe their movements, would be sure to see the fingers of
+some of them at their noses, either as a mark of incredulity,
+surprise, refusal, or mockery, before he had watched two minutes.
+There is some remnant of this absurd custom to be seen to this day;
+but it is thought low, even among the vulgar.
+
+ About six years ago, London became again most preposterously
+musical. The vox populi wore itself hoarse by singing the praises of
+"The Sea, the Sea!" If a stranger (and a philosopher) had walked
+through London, and listened to the universal chorus, he might have
+constructed a very pretty theory upon the love of the English for the
+sea-service, and our acknowledged superiority over all other nations
+upon that element. "No wonder," he might have said, "that this people
+is invincible upon the ocean. The love of it mixes with their daily
+thoughts: they celebrate it even in the market-place: their
+street-minstrels excite charity by it; and high and low, young and
+old, male and female, chant Io paeans in its praise. Love is not
+honoured in the national songs of this warlike race -- Bacchus is no
+god to them; they are men of sterner mould, and think only of 'the
+Sea, the Sea!' and the means of conquering upon it."
+
+ Such would, doubtless, have been his impression if he had taken
+the evidence only of his ears. Alas! in those days for the refined
+ears that were musical! great was their torture when discord, with its
+thousand diversities of tone, struck up this appalling anthem -- there
+was no escape from it. The migratory minstrels of Savoy caught the
+strain, and pealed it down the long vistas of quiet streets, till
+their innermost and snuggest apartments re-echoed with the sound. Men
+were obliged to endure this crying evil for full six months, wearied
+to desperation, and made sea-sick on the dry land.
+
+ Several other songs sprang up in due succession afterwards, but
+none of them, with the exception of one, entitled "All round my Hat,"
+enjoyed any extraordinary share of favour, until an American actor
+introduced a vile song called "Jim Crow." The singer sang his verses
+in appropriate costume, with grotesque gesticulations, and a sudden
+whirl of his body at the close of each verse. It took the taste of the
+town immediately, and for months the ears of orderly people were
+stunned by the senseless chorus-
+
+"Turn about and wheel about,
+And do just so--
+Turn about and wheel about,
+And jump, Jim Crow!"
+
+Street-minstrels blackened their faces in order to give proper effect
+to the verses; and fatherless urchins, who had to choose between
+thieving and singing for their livelihood, took the latter course, as
+likely to be the more profitable, as long as the public taste remained
+in that direction. The uncouth dance, its accompaniment, might be seen
+in its full perfection on market nights in any great thoroughfare; and
+the words of the song might be heard, piercing above all the din and
+buzz of the ever-moving multitude. He, the calm observer, who during
+the hey-day popularity of this doggrel,
+
+"Sate beside the public way,
+Thick strewn with summer dust, and saw the stream
+Of people there was hurrying to and fro,
+Numerous as gnats upon the evening gleam,"
+
+might have exclaimed with Shelley, whose fine lines we quote, that
+
+"The million, with fierce song and maniac dance,
+Did rage around."
+
+The philosophic theorist we have already supposed soliloquising upon
+the English character, and forming his opinion of it from their
+exceeding love for a sea-song, might, if he had again dropped suddenly
+into London, have formed another very plausible theory to account for
+our unremitting efforts for the abolition of the Slave Trade.
+"Benevolent people!" he might have said, "how unbounded are your
+sympathies! Your unhappy brethren of Africa, differing from you only
+in the colour of their skins, are so dear to you, and you begrudge so
+little the twenty millions you have paid on their behalf, that you
+love to have a memento of them continually in your sight. Jim Crow is
+the representative of that injured race, and as such is the idol of
+your populace! See how they all sing his praises! -- how they imitate
+his peculiarities! -- how they repeat his name in their moments of
+leisure and relaxation! They even carve images of him to adorn their
+hearths, that his cause and his sufferings may never be forgotten !
+Oh, philanthropic England! -- oh, vanguard of civilization!"
+
+ Such are a few of the peculiarities of the London multitude, when
+no riot, no execution, no murder, no balloon, disturbs the even
+current of their thoughts. These are the whimseys of the mass - the
+harmless follies by which they unconsciously endeavour to lighten the
+load of care which presses upon their existence. The wise man, even
+though he smile at them, will not altogether withhold his sympathy,
+and will say, "Let them enjoy their slang phrases and their choruses
+if they will; and if they cannot be happy, at least let them be
+merry." To the Englishman, as well as to the Frenchman of whom
+Beranger sings, there may be some comfort in so small a thing as a
+song, and we may, own with him that
+
+"Au peuple attriste
+Ce qui rendra la gaite,
+C'est la GAUDRIOLE!
+O gue!
+C'est la GAUDRIOLE!"
+
+
+THE O.P. MANIA.
+
+And these things bred a great combustion in the town.
+ Wagstaffe's "Apparition of Mother Haggis."
+
+ The acrimonious warfare carried on for a length of time by the
+playgoers of London against the proprietors of Covent-Garden Theatre,
+is one of the most singular instances upon record of the small folly
+which will sometimes pervade a multitude of intelligent men. Carried
+on at first from mere obstinacy by a few, and afterwards for mingled
+obstinacy and frolic by a greater number, it increased at last to such
+a height, that the sober dwellers in the provinces held up their hands
+in astonishment, and wondered that the people of London should be such
+fools. As much firmness and perseverance displayed in a better cause,
+might have achieved important triumphs; and we cannot but feel regret,
+in recording this matter, that so much good and wholesome energy
+should have been thrown away on so unworthy an object. But we will
+begin with the beginning, and trace the O. P. mania from its source.
+
+ On the night of the 20th of September, 1808, the old theatre of
+Covent-Garden was totally destroyed by fire. Preparations were
+immediately made for the erection of a more splendid edifice, and the
+managers, Harris and the celebrated John Philip Kemble, announced that
+the new theatre should be without a rival in Europe. In less than
+three months, the rubbish of the old building was cleared away, and
+the foundation-stone of the new one laid with all due ceremony by the
+Duke of Sussex. With so much celerity were the works carried on that,
+in nine months more, the edifice was completed, both without and
+within. The opening night was announced for the 18th of September
+1809, within two days of a twelvemonth since the destruction of the
+original building.
+
+ But the undertaking had proved more expensive than the Committee
+anticipated. To render the pit entrance more commodious, it had been
+deemed advisable to remove a low public-house that stood in the way.
+This turned out a matter of no little difficulty, for the proprietor
+was a man well skilled in driving a hard bargain. The more eager the
+Committee showed themselves to come to terms with him for his
+miserable pot-house, the more grasping he became in his demands for
+compensation. They were ultimately obliged to pay him an exorbitant
+sum. Added to this, the interior decorations were on the most costly
+scale; and Mrs. Siddons, and other members of the Kemble family,
+together with the celebrated Italian singer, Madame Catalani, had been
+engaged at very high salaries. As the night of opening drew near, the
+Committee found that they had gone a little beyond their means; and
+they issued a notice, stating that, in consequence of the great
+expense they had been at in building the theatre, and the large
+salaries they had agreed to pay, to secure the services of the most
+eminent actors, they were under the necessity of fixing the prices of
+admission at seven shillings to the boxes and four shillings to the
+pit, instead of six shillings and three and sixpence, as heretofore.
+
+ This announcement created the greatest dissatisfaction. The boxes
+might have borne the oppression, but the dignity of the pit was
+wounded. A war-cry was raised immediately. For some weeks previous to
+the opening, a continual clatter was kept up in clubs and
+coffee-rooms, against what was considered a most unconstitutional
+aggression on the rights of play-going man. The newspapers assiduously
+kept up the excitement, and represented, day after day, to the
+managers the impolicy of the proposed advance. The bitter politics of
+the time were disregarded, and Kemble and Covent-Garden became as
+great sources of interest as Napoleon and France. Public attention was
+the more fixed upon the proceedings at Covent-Garden, since it was the
+only patent theatre then in existence, Drury-Lane theatre having also
+been destroyed by fire in the month of February previous. But great as
+was the indignation of the lovers of the drama at that time, no one
+could have anticipated the extraordinary lengths to which opposition
+would be carried.
+
+ First Night, September 20th. -- The performances announced were
+the tragedy of "Macbeth" and the afterpiece of "The Quaker." The house
+was excessively crowded (the pit especially) with persons who had gone
+for no other purpose than to make a disturbance. They soon discovered
+another grievance to add to the list. The whole of the lower, and
+three-fourths of the upper tier of boxes, were let out for the season;
+so that those who had paid at the door for a seat in the boxes, were
+obliged to mount to a level with the gallery. Here they were stowed
+into boxes which, from their size and shape, received the
+contemptuous, and not inappropriate designation of pigeon-holes. This
+was considered in the light of a new aggression upon established
+rights; and long before the curtain drew up, the managers might have
+heard in their green-room the indignant shouts of "Down with the
+pigeon-holes!" -- "Old prices for ever!" Amid this din the curtain
+rose, and Mr. Kemble stood forward to deliver a poetical address in
+honour of the occasion. The riot now began in earnest; not a word of
+the address was audible, from the stamping and groaning of the people
+in the pit. This continued, almost without intermission, through the
+five acts of the tragedy. Now and then, the sublime acting of Mrs.
+Siddons, as "the awful woman," hushed the noisy multitude into
+silence, in spite of themselves: but it was only for a moment; the
+recollection of their fancied wrongs made them ashamed of their
+admiration, and they shouted and hooted again more vigorously than
+before. The comedy of Munden in the afterpiece met with no better
+reception; not a word was listened to, and the curtain fell amid still
+increasing uproar and shouts of "Old prices!" Some magistrates, who
+happened to be present, zealously came to the rescue, and appeared on
+the stage with copies of the Riot Act. This ill-judged proceeding made
+the matter worse. The men of the pit were exasperated by the
+indignity, and strained their lungs to express how deeply they felt
+it. Thus remained the war till long after midnight, when the
+belligerents withdrew from sheer exhaustion.
+
+ Second Night. -- The crowd was not so great; all those who had
+gone on the previous evening to listen to the performances, now stayed
+away, and the rioters had it nearly all to themselves. With the
+latter, "the play was not the thing," and Macheath and Polly sang in
+"The Beggar's Opera" in vain. The actors and the public appeared to
+have changed sides -- the audience acted, and the actors listened. A
+new feature of this night's proceedings was the introduction of
+placards. Several were displayed from the pit and boxes, inscribed in
+large letters with the words, "Old prices." With a view of striking
+terror, the constables who had been plentifully introduced into the
+house, attacked the placard-bearers, and succeeded, after several
+severe battles, in dragging off a few of them to the neighbouring
+watch-house, in Bow Street. Confusion now became worse and worse
+confounded. The pitites screamed themselves hoarse; while, to increase
+the uproar, some mischievous frequenters of the upper regions squeaked
+through dozens of cat-calls, till the combined noise was enough to
+blister every tympanum in the house.
+
+ Third Night.--The appearance of several gentlemen in the morning
+at the bar of the Bow Street police office, to answer for their
+riotous conduct, had been indignantly commented upon during the day.
+All augured ill for the quiet of the night. The performances announced
+were "Richard the Third" and "The Poor Soldier," but the popularity of
+the tragedy could not obtain it a hearing. The pitites seemed to be
+drawn into closer union by the attacks made upon them, and to act more
+in concert than on the previous nights. The placards were, also, more
+numerous; not only the pit, but the boxes and galleries exhibited
+them. Among the most conspicuous, was one inscribed, "John Bull
+against John Kemble. -- Who'll win?" Another bore "King George for
+ever! but no King Kemble." A third was levelled against Madame
+Catalani, whose large salary was supposed to be one of the causes of
+the increased prices, and was inscribed "No foreigners to tax us --
+we're taxed enough already." This last was a double-barrelled one,
+expressing both dramatic and political discontent, and was received
+with loud cheers by the pitites.
+
+ The tragedy and afterpiece were concluded full two hours before
+their regular time; and the cries for Mr. Kemble became so loud, that
+the manager thought proper to obey the summons. Amid all these scenes
+of uproar he preserved his equanimity, and was never once betrayed
+into any expression of petulance or anger. With some difficulty he
+obtained a hearing. He entered into a detail of the affairs of the
+theatre, assuring the audience at the same time of the solicitude of
+the proprietors to accommodate themselves to the public wish. This was
+received with some applause, as it was thought at first to manifest a
+willingness to come back to the old prices, and the pit eagerly waited
+for the next sentence, that was to confirm their hopes. That sentence
+was never uttered, for Mr. Kemble, folding his arms majestically,
+added, in his deep tragic voice, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I wait here to
+know what you want!" Immediately the uproar was renewed, and became so
+tremendous and so deafening, that the manager, seeing the uselessness
+of further parley, made his bow and retired.
+
+ A gentleman then rose in the boxes and requested a hearing. He
+obtained it without difficulty. He began by inveighing in severe terms
+against the pretended ignorance of Mr. Kemble, in asking them so
+offensively what they wanted, and concluded by exhorting the people
+never to cease their opposition until they brought down the prices to
+their old level. The speaker, whose name was understood to be Leigh,
+then requested a cheer for the actors, to show that no disrespect was
+intended them. The cheer was given immediately.
+
+ A barrister of the name of Smythe then rose to crave another
+hearing for Mr. Kemble. The manager stood forth again, calm, unmoved,
+and severe. "Ladies and gentlemen," said he, "I wait here to know your
+wishes." Mr. Leigh, who took upon himself, "for that night only," the
+character of popular leader, said, the only reply he could give was
+one in three words, "the old prices." Hereat the shouts of applause
+again rose, till the building rang. Still serene amid the storm, the
+manager endeavoured to enter into explanations. The men of the pit
+would hear nothing of the sort. They wanted entire and absolute
+acquiescence. Less would not satisfy them; and, as Mr. Kemble only
+wished to explain, they would not hear a word. He finally withdrew
+amid a noise to which Babel must have been comparatively silent.
+
+ Fourth night. -- The rioters were more obstinate than ever. The
+noises were increased by the addition of whistles, bugle-horns, and
+watchmen's rattles, sniffling, snorting, and clattering from all parts
+of the house. Human lungs were taxed to the uttermost, and the
+stamping on the floor raised such a dust as to render all objects but
+dimly visible. In placards, too, there was greater variety. The loose
+wits of the town had all day been straining their ingenuity to invent
+new ones. Among them were, "Come forth, O Kemble! come forth and
+tremble!" "Foolish John Kemble, we'll make you tremble!" and "No cats!
+no Catalani! English actors for ever!"
+
+ Those who wish to oppose a mob successfully, should never lose
+their temper. It is a proof of weakness which masses of people at once
+perceive, and never fail to take advantage of. Thus, when the managers
+unwisely resolved to fight the mob with their own weapons, it only
+increased the opposition it was intended to allay. A dozen pugilists,
+commanded by a notorious boxer of the day, were introduced into the
+pit, to use the argumentum ad hominem to the rioters. Continual
+scuffles ensued: but the invincible resolution of the playgoers would
+not allow them to quail; it rather aroused them to renewed opposition,
+and a determination never to submit or yield. It also strengthened
+their cause, by affording them further ground of complaint against the
+managers.
+
+ The performances announced on the bills were the opera of "Love in
+a Village," and "Who wins?" but the bills had it all to themselves,
+for neither actors nor public were much burthened with them. The
+latter, indeed, afforded some sport. The title was too apt to the
+occasion to escape notice, and shouts of "Who wins? who wins?"
+displaced for a time the accustomed cry of old prices.
+
+ After the fall of the curtain, Mr. Leigh, with another gentleman,
+again spoke, complaining bitterly of the introduction of the
+prize-fighters, and exhorting the public never to give in. Mr. Kemble
+was again called forward; but when he came, the full tide of discord
+ran so strongly against him that, being totally unable to stem it, he
+withdrew. Each man seemed to shout as if he had been a Stentor; and
+when his lungs were wearied, took to his feet and stamped, till all
+the black coats in his vicinity became grey with dust. At last the
+audience were tired out, and the theatre was closed before eleven
+o'clock.
+
+ Fifth night. -- The play was Coleman's amusing comedy of" John
+Bull." There was no diminution of the uproar. Every note on the
+diapason of discord was run through. The prize-fighters, or hitites as
+they were called, mustered in considerable numbers, and the battles
+between them and the pitites were fierce and many. It was now, for the
+first time, that the letters O.P. came into general use as an
+abbreviation of the accustomed watchword of old prices. Several
+placards were thus inscribed; and, as brevity is so desirable in
+shouting, the mob adopted the emendation. As usual, the manager was
+called for. After some delay he came forward, and was listened to with
+considerable patience. He repeated, in respectful terms, the great
+loss that would be occasioned to the proprietors by a return to the
+old prices, and offered to submit a statement of their accounts to the
+eminent lawyers, Sir Vicary Gibbs and Sir Thomas Plumer; the eminent
+merchants, Sir Francis Baring and Mr. Angerstein; and Mr. Whitmore,
+the Governor of the Bank of England. By their decision as to the
+possibility of carrying on the theatre at the old prices, he would
+consent to be governed, and he hoped the public would do the same.
+This reasonable proposition was scouted immediately. Not even the high
+and reputable names he had mentioned were thought to afford any
+guarantee for impartiality. The pitites were too wrong-headed to abate
+one iota of their pretensions; and they had been too much insulted by
+the prize-fighters in the manager's pay, to show any consideration for
+him, or agree to any terms he might propose. They wanted full
+acquiescence, and nothing less. Thus the conference broke off, and the
+manager retired amid a storm of hisses.
+
+ An Irish gentleman, named O'Reilly, then stood up in one of the
+boxes. With true Irish gallantry, he came to the rescue of an ill-used
+lady. He said he was disgusted at the attacks made upon Madame
+Catalani, the finest singer in the world, and a lady inestimable in
+private life. It was unjust, unmanly, and un-English to make the
+innocent suffer for the guilty; and he hoped this blot would be no
+longer allowed to stain a fair cause. As to the quarrel with the
+manager, he recommended them to persevere. They were not only wronged
+by his increased prices, but insulted by his boxers, and he hoped,
+that before they had done with him, they would teach him a lesson he
+would not soon forget. The gallant Hibernian soon became a favourite,
+and sat down amid loud cheers.
+
+ Sixth night. - No signs of a cessation of hostilities on the one
+side, or of a return to the old prices on the other. The playgoers
+seemed to grow more united as the managers grew more obstinate. The
+actors had by far the best time of it; for they were spared nearly all
+the labour of their parts, and merely strutted on the stage to see how
+matters went on, and then strutted off again. Notwithstanding the
+remonstrance of Mr. O'Reilly on the previous night, numerous placards
+reflecting upon Madame Catalani were exhibited. One was inscribed with
+the following doggrel :-
+
+"Seventeen thousand a-year goes pat,
+To Kemble, his sister, and Madame Cat."
+
+On another was displayed, in large letters, "No compromise, old
+prices, and native talent!" Some of these were stuck against the front
+of the boxes, and others were hoisted from the pit on long poles. The
+following specimens will suffice to show the spirit of them; wit they
+had none, or humour either, although when they were successively
+exhibited, they elicited roars of laughter:--
+
+"John Kemble alone is the cause of this riot;
+When he lowers his prices, John Bull will be quiet."
+
+"John Kemble be damn'd,
+We will not be cramm'd."
+
+"Squire Kemble
+Begins to tremble."
+
+ The curtain fell as early as nine o'clock, when there being loud
+calls for Mr. Kemble, he stood forward. He announced that Madame
+Catalani, against whom so unjustifiable a prejudice had been excited,
+had thrown up her engagement rather than stand in the way of any
+accommodation of existing differences. This announcement was received
+with great applause. Mr. Kemble then went on to vindicate himself and
+co-proprietors from the charge of despising public opinion. No
+assertion, he assured them, could be more unjust. They were sincerely
+anxious to bring these unhappy differences to a close, and he thought
+he had acted in the most fair and reasonable manner in offering to
+submit the accounts to an impartial committee, whose decision, and the
+grounds for it, should be fully promulgated. This speech was received
+with cheering, but interrupted at the close by some individuals, who
+objected to any committee of the manager's nomination. This led to a
+renewal of the uproar, and it was some time before silence could be
+obtained. When, at last, he was able to make himself heard, he gave
+notice, that until the decision of the committee had been drawn up,
+the theatre should remain closed. Immediately every person in the pit
+stood up, and a long shout of triumph resounded through the house,
+which was heard at the extremity of Bow Street. As if this result had
+been anticipated, a placard was at the same moment hoisted, inscribed,
+"Here lies the body of NEW PRICE, an ugly brat and base born, who
+expired on the 23rd of September 1809, aged six days. -- Requiescat in
+pace!"
+
+ Mr. Kemble then retired, and the pitites flung up their hats in
+the air, or sprang over the benches, shouting and hallooing in the
+exuberance of their joy; and thus ended the first act of this popular
+farce.
+
+ The committee ultimately chosen differed from that first named,
+Alderman Sir Charles Price, Bart. and Mr. Silvester, the Recorder of
+London, being substituted for Sir Francis Baring and Sir Vicary Gibbs.
+In a few days they had examined the multitudinous documents of the
+theatre, and agreed to a report which was published in all the
+newspapers, and otherwise distributed. They stated the average profits
+of the six preceding years at 6 and 3/8 per cent, being only 1 and 3/8
+per cent. beyond the legal interest of money, to recompense the
+proprietors for all their care and enterprise. Under the new prices
+they would receive 3 and 1/2 per cent. profit; but if they returned to
+the old prices, they would suffer a loss of fifteen shillings per
+cent. upon their capital. Under these circumstances, they could do no
+other than recommend the proprietors to continue the new prices.
+
+ This report gave no satisfaction. It certainly convinced the
+reasonable, but they, unfortunately, were in a minority of one to ten.
+The managers, disregarding the outcry that it excited, advertised the
+recommencement of the performances for Wednesday the 4th of October
+following. They endeavoured to pack the house with their friends, but
+the sturdy O.P. men were on the alert, and congregated in the pit in
+great numbers. The play was "The Beggar's Opera," but, as on former
+occasions, it was wholly inaudible. The noises were systematically
+arranged, and the actors, seeing how useless it was to struggle
+against the popular feeling, hurried over their parts as quickly as
+they could, and the curtain fell shortly after nine o'clock. Once more
+the manager essayed the difficult task of convincing madness by
+appealing to reason. As soon as the din of the rattles and post-horns
+would permit him to speak, he said, he would throw himself on the
+fairness of the most enlightened metropolis in the world. He was sure,
+however strongly they might feel upon the subject, they would not be
+accessory to the ruin of the theatre, by insisting upon a return to
+the former prices. Notwithstanding the little sop he had thrown out to
+feed the vanity of this roaring Cerberus, the only answer he received
+was a renewal of the noise, intermingled with shouts of "Hoax! hoax!
+imposition!" Mr. O'Reilly, the gallant friend of Madame Catalani,
+afterwards addressed the pit, and said no reliance could be placed on
+the report of the committee. The profits of the theatre were evidently
+great: they had saved the heavy salary of Madame Catalani; and by
+shutting out the public from all the boxes but the pigeon-holes, they
+made large sums. The first and second tiers were let at high rents to
+notorious courtesans, several of whom he then saw in the house; and it
+was clear that the managers preferred a large revenue from this impure
+source to the reasonable profits they would receive from respectable
+people. Loud cheers greeted this speech; every eye was turned towards
+the boxes, and the few ladies in them immediately withdrew. At the
+same moment, some inveterate pitite hoisted a large placard, on which
+was inscribed,
+
+"We lads of the pit
+Will never submit."
+
+Several others were introduced. One of them was a caricature likeness
+of Mr. Kemble, asking, "What do you want?" with a pitite replying,
+"The old prices, and no pigeon-holes!" Others merely bore the drawing
+of a large key, in allusion to a notorious house in the neighbourhood,
+the denizens of which were said to be great frequenters of the private
+boxes. These appeared to give the managers more annoyance than all the
+rest, and the prize-fighters made vigorous attacks upon the holders of
+them. Several persons were, on this night, and indeed nearly every
+night, taken into custody, and locked up in the watchhouse. On their
+appearance the following morning, they were generally held to bail in
+considerable sums to keep the peace. This proceeding greatly augmented
+the animosity of the pit.
+
+ It would be useless to detail the scenes of confusion which
+followed night after night. For about three weeks the war continued
+with unabated fury. Its characteristics were nearly always the same.
+Invention was racked to discover new noises, and it was thought a
+happy idea when one fellow got into the gallery with a dustman's bell,
+and rang it furiously. Dogs were also brought into the boxes, to add
+their sweet voices to the general uproar. The animals seemed to join
+in it con amore, and one night a large mastiff growled and barked so
+loudly, as to draw down upon his exertions three cheers from the
+gratified pitites.
+
+ So strong did the popular enthusiasm run in favour of the row,
+that well-dressed ladies appeared in the boxes with the letters O. P.
+on their bonnets. O. P. hats for the gentlemen were still more common,
+and some were so zealous in the cause, as to sport waistcoats with an
+O embroidered upon one flap and a P on the other. O.P. toothpicks were
+also in fashion; and gentlemen and ladies carried O.P. handkerchiefs,
+which they waved triumphantly whenever the row was unusually
+deafening. The latter suggested the idea of O. P. flags, which were
+occasionally unfurled from the gallery to the length of a dozen feet.
+Sometimes the first part of the night's performances were listened to
+with comparative patience, a majority of the manager's friends being
+in possession of the house. But as soon as the half-price commenced,
+the row began again in all its pristine glory. At the fall of the
+curtain it soon became customary to sing "God save the King," the
+whole of the O.P.'s joining in loyal chorus. Sometimes this was
+followed by "Rule Britannia;" and, on two or three occasions, by a
+parody of the national anthem, which excited great laughter. A verse
+may not be uninteresting as a specimen.
+
+"O Johnny Bull, be true,
+Confound the prices new,
+And make them fall!
+Curse Kemble's politics,
+Frustrate his knavish tricks,
+On thee our hopes we fix,
+T' upset them all !"
+
+This done, they scrambled over the benches, got up sham fights in the
+pit, or danced the famous O.P. dance. The latter may as well be
+described here: half a dozen, or a dozen fellows formed in a ring, and
+stamped alternately with the right and left foot, calling out at
+regular intervals, O. P. - O. P. with a drawling and monotonous sound.
+This uniformly lasted till the lights were put out, when the rioters
+withdrew, generally in gangs of ten or twenty, to defend themselves
+from sudden attacks on the part of the constables.
+
+ An idea seemed about this time to break in upon them, that
+notwithstanding the annoyance they caused the manager, they were
+aiding to fill his coffers. This was hinted at in some of the
+newspapers, and the consequence was, that many stayed away to punish
+him, if possible, under the silent system. But this did not last long.
+The love of mischief was as great an incentive to many of them as
+enmity to the new prices. Accidental circumstances also contributed to
+disturb the temporary calm. At the Westminster quarter-sessions, on
+the 27th of October, bills of indictment were preferred against
+forty-one persons for creating a disturbance and interrupting the
+performances of the theatre. The grand jury ignored twenty-seven of
+the bills, left two undecided, and found true bills against twelve.
+The latter exercised their right of traverse till the ensuing
+sessions. The preferment of these bills had the effect of re-awakening
+the subsiding excitement. Another circumstance about the same time
+gave a still greater impetus to it, and furnished the rioters with a
+chief, round whom they were eager to rally. Mr. Clifford, a barrister,
+appeared in the pit on the night of the 31st of October, with the
+letters O. P. on his hat. Being a man of some note, he was pounced
+upon by the constables, and led off to Bow Street police office, where
+Brandon, the box-keeper, charged him with riotous and disorderly
+conduct. This was exactly what Clifford wanted. He told the presiding
+magistrate, a Mr. Read, that he had purposely displayed the letters on
+his hat, in order that the question of right might be determined
+before a competent tribunal. He denied that he had committed any
+offence, and seemed to manifest so intimate an acquaintance with the
+law upon the subject, that the magistrate, convinced by his reasoning,
+ordered his immediate dismissal, and stated that he had been taken
+into custody without the slightest grounds. The result was made known
+in the theatre a few minutes afterwards, where Mr. Clifford, on his
+appearance victorious, was received with reiterated huzzas. On his
+leaving the house, he was greeted by a mob of five or six hundred
+persons, who had congregated outside to do him honour as he passed.
+From that night the riots may be said to have recommenced, and
+"Clifford and O. P." became the rallying cry of the party. The
+officious box-keeper became at the same time the object of the popular
+dislike, and the contempt with which the genius and fine qualities of
+Mr. Kemble would not permit them to regard him, was fastened upon his
+underling. So much ill-feeling was directed towards the latter, that
+at this time a return to the old prices, unaccompanied by his
+dismissal, would not have made the manager's peace with the pitites.
+
+ In the course of the few succeeding weeks, during which the riots
+continued with undiminished fury, O. P. medals were struck, and worn
+in great numbers in the theatre. A few of the ultra-zealous even wore
+them in the streets. A new fashion also came into favour for hats,
+waistcoats, and handkerchiefs, on which the mark, instead of the
+separate letters O and P, was a large O, with a small P in the middle
+of it: thus,
+
+ xxxxxxxxx
+ x x
+ x xxx x
+ x x x x
+ x xxx x
+ x x x
+ x x x
+ x x
+ xxxxxxxxx
+
+ The managers, seeing that Mr. Clifford was so identified with the
+rioters, determined to make him responsible. An action was accordingly
+brought against him and other defendants in the Court of King's Bench.
+On the 20th of November, the Attorney-general moved, before Lord
+Ellenborough, for a rule to show cause why a criminal information
+should not be filed against Clifford for unlawfully conspiring with
+certain others to intimidate the proprietors of Covent-Garden Theatre,
+and force them, to their loss and detriment, to lower their prices of
+admission. The rule was granted, and an early day fixed for the trial.
+In the mean time, these proceedings kept up the acerbity of the O.
+P.s, and every night at the fall of the curtain, three groans were
+given for John Kemble and three cheers for John Bull.
+
+ It was during this year that the national Jubilee was celebrated,
+in honour of tile fiftieth year of the reign of George III. When the
+riots had reached their fiftieth night, the O. P.s also determined to
+have a jubilee. All their previous efforts in the way of roaring,
+great as they were, were this night outdone, and would have continued
+long after "the wee short hour," had not the managers wisely put the
+extinguisher upon them and the lights about eleven o'clock.
+
+ Pending the criminal prosecution against himself, Mr. Clifford
+brought an action for false imprisonment against Brandon. The cause
+was fixed for trial in the Court of Common Pleas, on the 5th of
+December, before Lord Chief-Justice Mansfield. From an early hour in
+the morning all the avenues leading to the court were thronged with an
+eager multitude; all London was in anxiety for the resuit. So dense
+was the crowd, that counsel found the greatest difficulty in making
+their way into court. Mr. Sergeant Best was retained on the part of
+the plaintiff, and Mr. Sergeant Shepherd for the defence. The
+defendant put two pleas upon the record; first, that he was not
+guilty, and secondly, that he was justified. Sergeant Best, in stating
+the plaintiff's case, blamed the managers for all the disturbances
+that had taken place, and contended that his client, in affixing the
+letters O. P. to his hat, was not guilty of any offence. Even if he
+had joined in the noises, which he had not, his so doing would not
+subject him to the penalties for rioting. Several witnesses were then
+called to prove the capture of Mr. Clifford, the hearing of the case
+before the magistrate at Bow Street, and his ultimate dismissal.
+Sergeant Shepherd was heard at great length on the other side, and
+contended that his client was perfectly justified in taking into
+custody a man who was inciting others to commit a breach of the peace.
+
+ The Lord Chief-Justice summed up, with an evident bias in favour
+of the defendant. He said an undue apprehension of the rights of an
+audience had got abroad. Even supposing the object of the rioters to
+be fair and legal, they were not authorized to carry it by unfair
+means. In order to constitute a riot, it was not necessary that
+personal violence should be committed, and it seemed to him that the
+defendant had not acted in an improper manner in giving into custody a
+person who, by the display of a symbol, was encouraging others to
+commit a riot.
+
+ The jury retired to consider their verdict. The crowd without and
+within the court awaited the result in feverish suspense. Half an hour
+elapsed, when the jury returned with a verdict for the plaintiff --
+Damages, five pounds. The satisfaction of the spectators was evident
+upon their countenances, that of the judge expressed the contrary
+feeling. Turning to the foreman of the jury, his Lordship asked upon
+which of the two points referred to them, namely, the broad question,
+whether a riot had been committed, and, if committed, whether the
+plaintiff had participated in it, they had found their verdict?
+
+ The foreman stated, that they were all of opinion generally that
+the plaintiff had been illegally arrested. This vague answer did not
+satisfy his Lordship, and he repeated his question. He could not,
+however, obtain a more satisfactory reply. Evidently vexed at what he
+deemed the obtuseness or partiality of the jury, he turned to the bar,
+and said, that a spirit of a mischievous and destructive nature was
+abroad, which, if not repressed, threatened awful consequences. The
+country would be lost, he said, and the government overturned, if such
+a spirit were encouraged; it was impossible it could end in good.
+Time, the destroyer and fulfiller of predictions, has proved that his
+Lordship was a false prophet. The harmless O. P. war has been
+productive of no such dire results.
+
+ It was to be expected that after this triumph, the war in the pit
+would rage with redoubled acrimony. A riot beginning at half-price
+would not satisfy the excited feelings of the O. P.s on the night of
+such a victory. Long before the curtain drew up, the house was filled
+with them, and several placards were exhibited, which the constables
+and friends of the managers strove, as usual, to tear into shreds. One
+of them, which met this fate, was inscribed, "Success to O.P.! A
+British jury for ever!" It was soon replaced by another of a similar
+purport. It is needless to detail the uproar that ensued; the jumping,
+the fighting, the roaring, and the howling. For nine nights more the
+same system was continued; but the end was at hand.
+
+ On the 14th a grand dinner was given at the Crown and Anchor
+tavern, to celebrate the victory of Mr. Clifford. "The reprobators of
+managerial insolence," as they called themselves, attended in
+considerable numbers; and Mr. Clifford was voted to the chair. The
+cloth had been removed, and a few speeches made, when the company were
+surprised by a message that their arch-enemy himself solicited the
+honour of an audience. It was some time ere they could believe that
+Mr. Kemble had ventured to such a place. After some parley the manager
+was admitted, and a conference was held. A treaty was ultimately
+signed and sealed, which put an end to the long-contested wars of
+O.P., and restored peace to the drama.
+
+ All this time the disturbance proceeded at the theatre with its
+usual spirit. It was now the sixty-sixth night of its continuance, and
+the rioters were still untired -- still determined to resist to the
+last. In the midst of it a gentleman arrived from the Crown and
+Anchor, and announced to the pit that Mr. Kemble had attended the
+dinner, and had yielded at last to the demand of the public. He
+stated, that it had been agreed upon between him and the Committee for
+defending the persons under prosecution, that the boxes should remain
+at the advanced price; that the pit should be reduced to three
+shillings and sixpence; that the private boxes should be done away
+with; and that all prosecutions, on both sides, should be immediately
+stayed. This announcement was received with deafening cheers. As soon
+as the first burst of enthusiasm was over, the O. P.s became anxious
+for a confirmation of the intelligence, and commenced a loud call for
+Mr. Kemble. He had not then returned from the Crown and Anchor; but of
+this the pitites were not aware, and for nearly half an hour they kept
+up a most excruciating din. At length the great actor made his
+appearance, in his walking dress, with his cane in hand, as he had
+left the tavern. It was a long time before he could obtain silence.
+He. apologized in the most respectful terms for appearing before them
+in such unbecoming costume, which was caused solely by his ignorance
+that he should have to appear before them that night. After
+announcing, as well as occasional interruptions would allow, the terms
+that had been agreed upon, he added, "In order that no trace or
+recollection of the past differences, which had unhappily prevailed so
+long, should remain, he was instructed by the proprietors to say, that
+they most sincerely lamented the course that had been pursued, and
+engaged that, on their parts, all legal proceedings should forthwith
+be put a stop to." The cheering which greeted this speech was
+interrupted at the close by loud cries from the pit of "Dismiss
+Brandon," while one or two exclaimed, "We want old prices generally,
+-- six shillings for the boxes." After an ineffectual attempt to
+address them again upon this point, Mr. Kemble made respectful and
+repeated obeisances, and withdrew. The noises still continued, until
+Munden stood forward, leading by the hand the humbled box-keeper,
+contrition in his looks, and in his hands a written apology, which he
+endeavoured to read. The uproar was increased threefold by his
+presence, and, amid cries of "We won't hear him!" "Where's his
+master?" he was obliged to retire. Mr. Harris, the son of Kemble's
+co-manager, afterwards endeavoured to propitiate the audience in his
+favour; but it was of no avail; nothing less than his dismissal would
+satisfy the offended majesty of the pit. Amid this uproar the curtain
+finally fell, and the O. P. dance was danced for the last time within
+the walls of Covent Garden.
+
+ On the following night it was announced that Brandon had resigned
+his situation. This turned the tide of popular ill-will. The
+performances were "The Wheel of Fortune," and an afterpiece. The house
+was crowded to excess; a desire to be pleased was manifest on every
+countenance, and when Mr. Kemble, who took his favourite character of
+Penruddock, appeared upon the stage, he was greeted with the most
+vehement applause. The noises ceased entirely, and the symbols of
+opposition disappeared. The audience, hushed into attention, gave vent
+to no sounds but those of admiration for the genius of the actor.
+When, in the course of his part, he repeated the words, "So! I am in
+London again !" the aptness of the expression to the circumstances of
+the night, was felt by all present, and acknowledged by a round of
+boisterous and thrice repeated cheering. It was a triumphant scene for
+Mr. Kemble after his long annoyances. He had achieved a double
+victory. He had, not only as a manager, soothed the obstinate
+opposition of the play-goers, but as an actor he had forced from one
+of the largest audiences he had ever beheld, approbation more cordial
+and unanimous than he had ever enjoyed before. The popular favour not
+only turned towards him; it embraced everybody connected with the
+theatre, except the poor victim, Brandon. Most of the favourite actors
+were called before the curtain to make their bow, and receive the
+acclamations of the pit. At the close of the performances, a few
+individuals, implacable and stubborn, got up a feeble cry of "Old
+prices for the boxes;" but they were quickly silenced by the
+reiterated cheers of the majority, or by cries of "Turn them out!" A
+placard, the last of its race, was at the same time exhibited in the
+front of the pit, bearing, in large letters, the words "We are
+satisfied."
+
+ Thus ended the famous wars of O. P., which, for a period of nearly
+three months, had kept the metropolis in an uproar. And after all,
+what was the grand result? As if the whole proceeding had been a
+parody upon the more destructive, but scarcely more sensible wars
+recorded in history, it was commenced in injustice, carried on in
+bitterness of spirit, and ended, like the labour of the mountain, in a
+mouse. The abatement of sixpence in the price of admission to the pit,
+and the dismissal of an unfortunate servant, whose only fault was too
+much zeal in the service of his employers, -- such were the grand
+victories of the O. P.'s.
+
+
+THE THUGS, or PHANSIGARS.
+
+Orribili favelle -- parole di dolor.--DANTE.
+
+ Among the black deeds which Superstition has imposed as duties
+upon her wretched votaries, none are more horrible than the practices
+of the murderers, who, under the name of Thugs, or Phansigars, have so
+long been the scourge of India. For ages they have pursued their dark
+and dreadful calling, moulding assassination into a science, or
+extolling it as a virtue, worthy only to be practised by a race
+favoured of Heaven. Of late years this atrocious delusion has excited
+much attention, both in this country and in India; an attention which,
+it is to be hoped, will speedily lead to the uprooting of a doctrine
+so revolting and anti-human. Although the British Government has
+extended over Hindostan for so long a period, it does not appear that
+Europeans even suspected the existence of this mysterious sect until
+the commencement of the present century. In the year 1807, a gang of
+Thugs, laden with the plunder of murdered travellers, was accidentally
+discovered. The inquiries then set on foot revealed to the astonished
+Government a system of iniquity unparalleled in the history of man.
+Subsequent investigation extended the knowledge; and by throwing light
+upon the peculiar habits of the murderers, explained the reason why
+their crimes had remained so long undiscovered. In the following pages
+will be found an epitome of all the information which has reached
+Europe concerning them, derived principally from Dr. Sherwood's
+treatise upon the subject, published in 1816, and the still more
+valuable and more recent work of Mr. Sleeman, entitled the
+"Ramaseeana; or, Vocabulary of the peculiar Language of the Thugs."
+
+ The followers of this sect are called Thugs, or T'hugs, and their
+profession Thuggee. In the south of India they are called Phansigars:
+the former word signifying "a deceiver;" and the latter, "a
+strangler." They are both singularly appropriate. The profession of
+Thuggee is hereditary, and embraces, it is supposed, in every part of
+India, a body of at least ten thousand individuals, trained to murder
+from their childhood; carrying it on in secret and in silence, yet
+glorying in it, and holding the practice of it higher than any earthly
+honour. During the winter months, they usually follow some reputable
+calling, to elude suspicion; and in the summer, they set out in gangs
+over all the roads of India, to plunder and destroy. These gangs
+generally contain from ten to forty Thugs, and sometimes as many as
+two hundred. Each strangler is provided with a noose, to despatch the
+unfortunate victim, as the Thugs make it a point never to cause death
+by any other means. When the gangs are very large, they divide into
+smaller bodies; and each taking a different route, they arrive at the
+same general place of rendezvous to divide the spoil. They sometimes
+travel in the disguise of respectable traders; sometimes as sepoys or
+native soldiers; and at others, as government officers. If they chance
+to fall in with an unprotected wayfarer, his fate is certain. One Thug
+approaches him from behind, and throws the end of a sash round his
+neck; the other end is seized by a second at the same instant, crossed
+behind the neck, and drawn tightly, while with their other hand the
+two Thugs thrust his head forward to expedite the strangulation: a
+third Thug seizes the traveller by the legs at the same moment, and he
+is thrown to the ground, a corpse before he reaches it.
+
+ But solitary travellers are not the prey they are anxious to seek.
+A wealthy caravan of forty or fifty individuals has not unfrequently
+been destroyed by them; not one soul being permitted to escape.
+Indeed, there is hardly an instance upon record of any one's escape
+from their hands, so surely are their measures taken, and so well do
+they calculate beforehand all the risks and difficulties of the
+undertaking. Each individual of the gang has his peculiar duty
+allotted to him. Upon-approaching a town, or serai, two or three,
+known as the Soothaes, or "inveiglers," are sent in advance to
+ascertain if any travellers are there; to learn, if possible, the
+amount of money or merchandize they carry with them, their hours of
+starting in the morning, or any other particulars that may be of use.
+If they can, they enter into conversation with them, pretend to be
+travelling to the same place, and propose, for mutual security, to
+travel with them. This intelligence is duly communicated to the
+remainder of the gang. The. place usually chosen for the murder is
+some lonely part of the road in the vicinity of a jungle, and the
+time, just before dusk. At given signals, understood only by
+themselves, the scouts of the party station themselves in the front,
+in the rear, and on each side, to guard against surprise. A strangler
+and assistant strangler, called Bhurtote and Shamshea, place
+themselves, the one on the right, and the other on the left of the
+victim, without exciting his suspicion. At another signal the noose is
+twisted, drawn tightly by a strong hand at each extremity, and the
+traveller, in a few seconds, hurried into eternity. Ten, twelve,
+twenty, and in some instances, sixty persons have been thus despatched
+at the same moment. Should any victim, by a rare chance, escape their
+hands, he falls into those of the scouts who are stationed within
+hearing, who run upon him and soon overpower him.
+
+ Their next care is to dispose of the bodies. So cautious are they
+to prevent detection, that they usually break all the joints to hasten
+decomposition. They then cut open the body to prevent it swelling in
+the grave and causing fissures in the soil above, by which means the
+jackals might be attracted to the spot, and thereby lead to discovery.
+When obliged to bury the body in a frequented district, they kindle a
+fire over the grave to obliterate the traces of the newly turned
+earth. Sometimes the grave-diggers of the party, whose office, like
+that of all the rest, is hereditary, are despatched to make the graves
+in the morning at some distant spot, by which it is known the
+travellers will pass. The stranglers, in the mean time, journey
+quietly with their victims, conversing with them in the most friendly
+manner. Towards nightfall they approach the spot selected for their
+murder; the signal is given, and they fall into the graves that have
+been ready for them since day-break. On one occasion, related by
+Captain Sleeman, a party of fifty-nine people, consisting of fifty-two
+men and seven women, were thus simultaneously strangled, and thrown
+into the graves prepared for them in the morning. Some of these
+travellers were on horseback and well armed, but the Thugs, who appear
+to have been upwards of two hundred in a gang, had provided against
+all risk of failure. The only one left alive of all that numerous
+party, was an infant four years old, who was afterwards initiated into
+all the mysteries of Thuggee.
+
+ If they cannot find a convenient opportunity for disposing of the
+bodies, they carry them for many miles, until they come to a spot
+secure from intrusion, and to a soil adapted to receive them. If fear
+of putrefaction admonishes them to use despatch, they set up a large
+screen or tent, as other travellers do, and bury the body within the
+enclosure, pretending, if inquiries are made, that their women are
+within. But this only happens when they fall in with a victim
+unexpectedly. In murders which they have planned previously, the
+finding of a place of sepulture is never left to hazard.
+
+ Travellers who have the misfortune to lodge in the same choultry
+or hostelry, as the Thugs, are often murdered during the night. It is
+either against their creed to destroy a sleeper, or they find a
+difficulty in placing the noose round the neck of a person in a
+recumbent position. When this is the case, the slumberer is suddenly
+aroused by the alarm of a snake or a scorpion. He starts to his feet,
+and finds the fatal sash around his neck. -- He never escapes.
+
+ In addition to these Thugs who frequent the highways, there are
+others, who infest the rivers, and are called Pungoos. They do not
+differ in creed, but only in a few of their customs, from their
+brethren on shore. They go up and down the rivers in their own boats,
+pretending to be travellers of consequence, or pilgrims, proceeding
+to, or returning from Benares, Allahabad, or other sacred places. The
+boatmen, who are also Thugs, are not different in appearance from the
+ordinary boatmen on the river. The artifices used to entice victims on
+board are precisely similar to those employed by the highway Thugs.
+They send out their "inveiglers" to scrape acquaintance with
+travellers, and find out the direction in which they are journeying.
+They always pretend to be bound for the same place, and vaunt the
+superior accommodation of the boat by which they are going. The
+travellers fall into the snare, are led to the Thug captain, who very
+often, to allay suspicion, demurs to take them, but eventually agrees
+for a moderate sum. The boat strikes off into the middle of the
+stream; the victims are amused and kept in conversation for hours by
+their insidious foes, until three taps are given on the deck above.
+This is a signal from the Thugs on the look-out that the coast is
+clear. In an instant the fatal noose is ready, and the travellers are
+no more. The bodies are then thrown, warm and palpitating, into the
+river, from a hole in the side of the boat, contrived expressly for
+the purpose.
+
+ A river Thug, who was apprehended, turned approver, to save his
+own life, and gave the following evidence relative to the practices of
+his fraternity: -- "We embarked at Rajmahul. The travellers sat on one
+side of the boat, and the Thugs on the other; while we three (himself
+and two "stranglers,") were placed in the stern, the Thugs on our
+left, and the travellers on our right. Some of the Thugs, dressed as
+boatmen, were above deck, and others walking along the bank of the
+river, and pulling the boat by the joon, or rope, and all, at the same
+time, on the look-out. We came up with a gentleman's pinnace and two
+baggage-boats, and were obliged to stop, and let them go on. The
+travellers seemed anxious; but were quieted by being told that the men
+at the rope were tired, and must take some refreshment. They pulled
+out something, and began to eat; and when the pinnace had got on a
+good way, they resumed their work, and our boat proceeded. It was now
+afternoon; and, when a signal was given above, that all was clear, the
+five Thugs who sat opposite the travellers sprang in upon them, and,
+with the aid of others, strangled them. Having done this, they broke
+their spinal bones, and then threw them out of a hole made at the
+side, into the river, and kept on their course; the boat being all
+this time pulled along by the men on the bank."
+
+ That such atrocities as these should have been carried on for
+nearly two centuries without exciting the attention of the British
+Government, seems incredible. But our wonder will be diminished when
+we reflect upon the extreme caution of the Thugs, and the ordinary
+dangers of travelling in India. The Thugs never murder a man near his
+own home, and they never dispose of their booty near the scene of the
+murder. They also pay, in common with other and less atrocious
+robbers, a portion of their gains to the Polygars, or native
+authorities of the districts in which they reside, to secure
+protection. The friends and relatives of the victims, perhaps a
+thousand miles off, never surmise their fate till a period has elapsed
+when all inquiry would be fruitless, or, at least, extremely
+difficult. They have no clue to the assassins, and very often impute
+to the wild beasts of the jungles the slaughter committed by that
+wilder beast, man.
+
+ There are several gradations through which every member of the
+fraternity must regularly pass before he arrives at the high office of
+a Bhurtote, or strangler. He is first employed as a scout -- then as a
+sexton -- then as a Shumseea, or holder of hands, and lastly as a
+Bhurtote. When a man who is not of Thug lineage, or who has not been
+brought up from his infancy among them, wishes to become a strangler,
+he solicits the oldest, and most pious and experienced Thug, to take
+him under his protection and make him his disciple; and under his
+guidance he is regularly initiated. When he has acquired sufficient
+experience in the lower ranks of the profession, he applies to his
+Gooroo, or preceptor, to give the finishing grace to his education,
+and make a strangler of him. An opportunity is found when a solitary
+traveller is to be murdered; and the tyro, with his preceptor, having
+seen that the proposed victim is asleep, and in safe keeping till
+their return, proceed to a neighbouring field and perform several
+religious ceremonies, accompanied by three or four of the oldest and
+steadiest members of the gang. The Gooroo first offers up a prayer to
+the goddess, saying, "Oh, Kalee! Kun-kalee! Bhud-kalee! Oh, Kalee!
+Maha-kalee! Calkutta Walee! if it seems fit to thee that the traveller
+now at our lodging should die by the hands of this thy slave,
+vouchsafe us thy good omen." They then sit down and watch for the good
+omen; and if they receive it within half an hour, conclude that their
+goddess is favourable to the claims of the new candidate for
+admission. If they have a bad omen, or no omen at all, some other Thug
+must put the traveller to death, and the aspirant must wait a more
+favourable opportunity, purifying himself in the mean time by prayer
+and humiliation for the favour of the goddess. If the good omen has
+been obtained, they return to their quarters; and the Gooroo takes a
+handkerchief and, turning his face to the west, ties a knot at one end
+of it, inserting a rupee, or other piece of silver. This knot is
+called the goor khat, or holy knot, and no man who has not been
+properly ordained is allowed to tie it. The aspirant receives it
+reverently in his right hand from his Gooroo, and stands over the
+sleeping victim, with a Shumseea, or holder of hands, at his side. The
+traveller is aroused, the handkerchief is passed around his neck, and,
+at a signal from the Gooroo, is drawn tight till the victim is
+strangled; the Shumseea holding his hands to prevent his making any
+resistance. The work being now completed, the Bhurtote (no longer an
+aspirant, but an admitted member) bows down reverently in the dust
+before his Gooroo, and touches his feet with both his hands, and
+afterwards performs the same respect to his relatives and friends who
+have assembled to witness the solemn ceremony. He then waits for
+another favourable omen, when he unties the knot and takes out the
+rupee, which he gives to his Gooroo, with any other silver which he
+may have about him. The Gooroo adds some of his own money, with which
+he purchases what they call goor, or consecrated sugar, when a solemn
+sacrifice is performed, to which all the gang are invited. The
+relationship between the Gooroo and his disciple is accounted the most
+holy that can be formed, and subsists to the latest period of life. A
+Thug may betray his father, but never his Gooroo.
+
+ Dark and forbidding as is the picture already drawn, it will
+become still darker and more repulsive, when we consider the motives
+which prompt these men to systematic murder. Horrible as their
+practices would be, if love of plunder alone incited them, it is
+infinitely more horrible to reflect that the idea of duty and religion
+is joined to the hope of gain, in making them the scourges of their
+fellows. If plunder were their sole object, there would be reason to
+hope, that when a member of the brotherhood grew rich, he would rest
+from his infernal toils; but the dismal superstition which he
+cherishes tells him never to desist. He was sent into the world to be
+a slayer of men, and he religiously works out his destiny. As
+religiously he educates his children to pursue the same career,
+instilling into their minds, at the earliest age, that Thuggee is the
+noblest profession a man can follow, and that the dark goddess they
+worship will always provide rich travellers for her zealous devotees.
+
+ The following is the wild and startling legend upon which the
+Thugs found the divine origin of their sect. They believe that, in the
+earliest ages of the world, a gigantic demon infested the earth, and
+devoured mankind as soon as they were created. He was of so tall a
+stature, that when he strode through the most unfathomable depths of
+the great sea, the waves, even in tempest, could not reach above his
+middle. His insatiable appetite for human flesh almost unpeopled the
+world, until Bhawanee, Kalee, or Davee, the goddess of the Thugs,
+determined to save mankind by the destruction of the monster. Nerving
+herself for the encounter, she armed herself with an immense sword;
+and, meeting with the demon, she ran him through the body. His blood
+flowed in torrents as he fell dead at her feet; but from every drop
+there sprang up another monster, as rapacious and as terrible as the
+first. Again the goddess upraised her massive sword, and hewed down
+the hellish brood by hundreds; but the more she slew, the more
+numerous they became. Every drop of their blood generated a demon;
+and, although the goddess endeavoured to lap up the blood ere it
+sprang into life, they increased upon her so rapidly, that the labour
+of killing became too great for endurance. The perspiration rolled
+down her arms in large drops, and she was compelled to think of some
+other mode of exterminating them. In this emergency, she created two
+men out of the perspiration of her body, to whom she confided the holy
+task of delivering the earth from the monsters. To each of the men she
+gave a handkerchief, and showed them how to kill without shedding
+blood. From her they learned to tie the fatal noose; and they became,
+under her tuition, such expert stranglers, that, in a very short space
+of time, the race of demons became extinct.
+
+ When there were no more to slay, the two men sought the great
+goddess, in order to return the handkerchiefs. The grateful Bhawanee
+desired that they would retain them, as memorials of their heroic
+deeds; and in order that they might never lose the dexterity that they
+had acquired in using them, she commanded that, from thenceforward,
+they should strangle men. These were the two first Thugs, and from
+them the whole race have descended. To the early Thugs the goddess was
+more direct in her favours, than she has been to their successors. At
+first, she undertook to bury the bodies of all the men they slew and
+plundered, upon the condition that they should never look back to see
+what she was doing. The command was religiously observed for many
+ages, and the Thugs relied with implicit faith upon the promise of
+Bhawanee; but as men became more corrupt, the ungovernable curiosity
+of a young Thug offended the goddess, and led to the withdrawal of a
+portion of her favour. This youth, burning with a desire to see how
+she made her graves, looked back, and beheld her in the act, not of
+burying, but of devouring, the body of a man just strangled. Half of
+the still palpitating remains was dangling over her lips. She was so
+highly displeased that she condemned the Thugs, from that time
+forward, to bury their victims themselves. Another account states that
+the goddess was merely tossing the body in the air; and that, being
+naked, her anger was aggravated by the gaze of mortal eyes upon her
+charms. Before taking a final leave of her devotees, she presented
+them with one of her teeth for a pickaxe, one of her ribs for a knife,
+and the hem of her garment for a noose. She has not since appeared to
+human eyes.
+
+ The original tooth having been lost in the lapse of ages, new
+pickaxes have been constructed, with great care and many ceremonies,
+by each considerable gang of Thugs, to be used in making the graves of
+strangled travellers. The pickaxe is looked upon with the utmost
+veneration by the tribe. A short account of the process of making it,
+and the rites performed, may be interesting, as showing still further
+their gloomy superstition. In the first place, it is necessary to fix
+upon a lucky day. The chief Thug then instructs a smith to forge the
+holy instrument: no other eye is permitted to see the operation. The
+smith must engage in no other occupation until it is completed, and
+the chief Thug never quits his side during the process. When the
+instrument is formed, it becomes necessary to consecrate it to the
+especial service of Bhawnee. Another lucky day is chosen for this
+ceremony, care being had in the mean time that the shadow of no
+earthly thing fall upon the pickaxe, as its efficacy would be for ever
+destroyed. A learned Thug then sits down; and turning his face to the
+west, receives the pickaxe in a brass dish. After muttering some
+incantation, he throws it into a pit already prepared for it, where it
+is washed in clear water. It is then taken out, and washed again three
+times; the first time in sugar and water, the second in sour milk, and
+the third in spirits. It is then dried, and marked from the head to
+the point with seven red spots. This is the first part of the
+ceremony: the second consists in its purification by fire. The pickaxe
+is again placed upon the brass dish, along with a cocoa-nut, some
+sugar, cloves, white sandal-wood, and other articles. A fire of the
+mango tree, mixed with dried cow-dung, is then kindled; and the
+officiating Thug, taking the pickaxe with both hands, passes it seven
+times through the flames.
+
+ It now remains to be ascertained whether the goddess is favourable
+to her followers. For this purpose, the cocoa-nut is taken from the
+dish and placed upon the ground. The officiating Thug, turning to the
+spectators, and holding the axe uplifted, asks, "Shall I strike?"
+Assent being given, he strikes the nut with the but-end of the axe,
+exclaiming, "All hail! mighty Davee! great mother of us all!" The
+spectators respond, "All hail! mighty Davee! and prosper thy children,
+the Thugs!"
+
+ If the nut is severed at the first blow, the goddess is
+favourable; if not, she is unpropitious: all their labour is thrown
+away, and the ceremony must be repeated upon some more fitting
+occasion. But if the sign be favourable, the axe is tied carefully in
+a white cloth and turned towards the west, all the spectators
+prostrating themselves before it. It is then buried in the earth, with
+its point turned in the direction the gang wishes to take on their
+approaching expedition. If the goddess desires to warn them that they
+will be unsuccessful, or that they have not chosen the right track,
+the Thugs believe that the point of the axe will veer round, and point
+to the better way. During an expedition, it is entrusted to the most
+prudent and exemplary Thug of the party: it is his care to hold it
+fast. If by any chance he should let it fall, consternation spreads
+through the gang: the goddess is thought to be offended; the
+enterprise is at once abandoned; and the Thugs return home in
+humiliation and sorrow, to sacrifice to their gloomy deity, and win
+back her estranged favour. So great is the reverence in which they
+hold the sacred axe, that a Thug will never break an oath that he has
+taken upon it. He fears that, should he perjure himself, his neck
+would be so twisted by the offended Bhawanee as to make his face turn
+to his back; and that, in the course of a few days, he would expire in
+the most excruciating agonies.
+
+ The Thugs are diligent observers of signs and omens. No expedition
+is ever undertaken before the auspices are solemnly taken. Upon this
+subject Captain Sleeman says, "Even the most sensible approvers, who
+have been with me for many years, as well Hindoos as Mussulmans,
+believe that their good or ill success depended upon the skill with
+which the omens were discovered and interpreted, and the strictness
+with which they were observed and obeyed. One of the old Sindouse
+stock told me, in presence of twelve others, from Hydrabad, Behar, the
+Dooah, Oude, Rajpootana, and Bundelcund, that, had they not attended
+to these omens, they never could have thrived as they did. In ordinary
+cases of murder, other men seldom escaped punishment, while they and
+their families had, for ten generations, thrived, although they had
+murdered hundreds of people. 'This,' said the Thug,' could never have
+been the case had we not attended to omens, and had not omens been
+intended for us. There were always signs around us to guide us to rich
+booty, and warn us of danger, had we been always wise enough to
+discern them and religious enough to attend to them.' Every Thug
+present concurred with him from his soul."
+
+ A Thug, of polished manners and great eloquence, being asked by a
+native gentleman, in the presence of Captain Sleeman, whether he never
+felt compunction in murdering innocent people, replied with a smile
+that he did not. "Does any man," said he, "feel compunction in
+following his trade? and are not all our trades assigned us by
+Providence?" He was then asked how many people he had killed with his
+own hands in the course of his life? "I have killed none," was the
+reply. "What! and have you not been describing a number of murders in
+which you were concerned?" "True; but do you suppose that I committed
+them? Is any man killed by man's killing? Is it not the hand of God
+that kills, and are we not the mere instruments in the hands of God?"
+
+ Upon another occasion, Sahib, an approver, being asked if he had
+never felt any pity or compunction at murdering old men or young
+children, or persons with whom he had sat and conversed, and who had
+told him, perchance, of their private affairs -- their hopes and their
+fears, their wives and their little ones? replied unhesi- tatingly
+that he never did. From the time that the omens were favourable, the
+Thugs considered all the travellers they met as victims thrown into
+their hands by their divinity to be killed. The Thugs were the mere
+instruments in the hands of Bhawanee to destroy them. "If we did not
+kill them," said Sahib, "the goddess would never again be propitious
+to us, and we and our families would be involved in misery and want.
+If we see or hear a bad omen, it is the order of the goddess not to
+kill the travellers we are in pursuit of, and we dare not disobey."
+
+ As soon as an expedition has been planned, the goddess is
+consulted. On the day chosen for starting, which is never during the
+unlucky months of July, September, and December, nor on a Wednesday or
+Thursday; the chief Thug of the party fills a brass jug with water,
+which he carries in his right hand by his side. With his left, he
+holds upon his breast the sacred pickaxe, wrapped carefully in a white
+cloth, along with five knots of turmeric, two copper, and one silver
+coin. He then moves slowly on, followed by the whole of the gang, to
+some field or retired place, where halting, with his countenance
+turned in the direction they wish to pursue, he lifts up his eyes to
+heaven, saying, "Great goddess! universal mother! if this, our
+meditated expedition, be fitting in thy sight, vouchsafe to help us,
+and give us the signs of thy approbation." All the Thugs present
+solemnly repeat the prayer after their leader, and wait in silence for
+the omen. If within half an hour they see Pilhaoo, or good omen on the
+left, it signifies that the goddess has taken them by the left hand to
+lead them on; if they see the Thibaoo, or omen on the right, it
+signifies that she has taken them by the right hand also. The leader
+then places the brazen pitcher on the ground and sits down beside it,
+with his face turned in the same direction for seven hours, during
+which time his followers make all the necessary preparations for the
+journey. If, during this interval, no unfavourable signs are observed,
+the expedition advances slowly, until it arrives at the bank of the
+nearest stream, when they all sit down and eat of the goor, or
+consecrated sugar. Any evil omens that are perceived after this
+ceremony may be averted by sacrifices; but any evil omens before,
+would at once put an end to the expedition.
+
+ Among the evil omens are the following: -- If the brazen pitcher
+drops from the hand of the Jemadar or leader, it threatens great evil
+either to him or to the gang -- sometimes to both. If they meet a
+funeral procession, a blind man, a lame man, an oil-vender, a
+carpenter, a potter, or a dancing-master, the expedition will be
+dangerous. In like manner it is unlucky to sneeze, to meet a woman
+with an empty pail, a couple of jackals, or a hare. The crossing of
+their path by the latter is considered peculiarly inauspicious. Its
+cry at night on the left is sometimes a good omen, but if they hear it
+on the right it is very bad; a warning sent to them from Bhawanee that
+there is danger if they kill. Should they disregard this warning, and
+led on by the hope of gain, strangle any traveller, they would either
+find no booty on him, or such booty as would eventually lead to the
+ruin and dispersion of the gang. Bhawanee would be wroth with her
+children; and causing them to perish in the jungle, would send the
+hares to drink water out of their skulls.
+
+ The good omens are quite as numerous as the evil. It promises a
+fortunate expedition, if, on the first day, they pass through a
+village where there is a fair. It is also deemed fortunate, if they
+hear wailing for the dead in any village but their own. To meet a
+woman with a pitcher full of water upon her head, bodes a prosperous
+journey and a safe return. The omen is still more favourable if she be
+in a state of pregnancy. It is said of the Thugs of the Jumaldehee and
+Lodaha tribes, that they always make the youngest Thug of the party
+kick the body of the first person they strangle, five times on the
+back, thinking that it will bring them good luck. This practice,
+however, is not general. If they hear an ass bray on the left at the
+commencement of an expedition, and an another soon afterwards on the
+right, they believe that they shall be supereminently successful, that
+they shall strangle a multitude of travellers, and find great booty.
+
+ After every murder a solemn sacrifice, called the Tuponee, is
+performed by all the gang. The goor, or consecrated sugar, is placed
+upon a large cloth or blanket, which is spread upon the grass. Beside
+it is deposited the sacred pickaxe, and a piece of silver for an
+offering. The Jemadar, or chief of the party, together with all the
+oldest and most prudent Thugs, take their places upon the cloth, and
+turn their faces to the west. Those inferior Thugs who cannot find
+room upon the privileged cloth, sit round as close to it as possible.
+A pit is then dug, into which the Jemadar pours a small quantity of
+the goor, praying at the same time that the goddess will always reward
+her followers with abundant spoils. All the Thugs repeat the prayer
+after him. He then sprinkles water upon the pickaxe, and puts a little
+of the goor upon the head of every one who has obtained a seat beside
+him on the cloth. A short pause ensues, when the signal for strangling
+is given, as if a murder were actually about to be committed, and each
+Thug eats his goor in solemn silence. So powerful is the impression
+made upon their imagination by this ceremony, that it almost drives
+them frantic with enthusiasm. Captain Sleeman relates, that when he
+reproached a Thug for his share in a murder of great atrocity, and
+asked him whether he never felt pity; the man replied, "We all feel
+pity sometimes; but the goor of the Tuponee changes our nature; it
+would change the nature of a horse. Let any man once taste of that
+goor, and he will be a Thug, though he know all the trades and have
+all the wealth in the world. I never was in want of food; my mother's
+family was opulent, and her relations high in office. I have been high
+in office myself, and became so great a favourite wherever I went that
+I was sure of promotion; yet I was always miserable when absent from
+my gang, and obliged to return to Thuggee. My father made me taste of
+that fatal goor, when I was yet a mere boy; and if I were to live a
+thousand years I should never be able to follow any other trade."
+
+ The possession of wealth, station in society, and the esteem of
+his fellows, could not keep this man from murder. From his
+extraordinary confession we may judge of the extreme difficulty of
+exterminating a sect who are impelled to their horrid practises, not
+only by the motives of self-interest which govern mankind in general,
+but by a fanaticism which fills up the measure of their whole
+existence. Even severity seems thrown away upon the followers of this
+brutalizing creed. To them, punishment is no example; they have no
+sympathy for a brother Thug who is hung at his own door by the British
+Government, nor have they any dread of his fate. Their invariable idea
+is, that their goddess only suffers those Thugs to fall into the hands
+of the law, who have contravened the peculiar observances of Thuggee,
+and who have neglected the omens she sent them for their guidance.
+
+ To their neglect of the warnings of the goddess they attribute all
+the reverses which have of late years befallen their sect. It is
+expressly forbidden, in the creed of the old Thugs, to murder women or
+cripples. The modern Thugs have become unscrupulous upon this point,
+murdering women, and even children, with unrelenting barbarity.
+Captain Sleeman reports several conversations upon this subject, which
+he held at different times with Thugs, who had been taken prisoners,
+or who had turned approvers. One of them, named Zolfukar, said, in
+reply to the Captain, who accused him of murdering women, "Yes, and
+was not the greater part of Feringeea's and my gang seized, after we
+had murdered the two women and the little girl, at Manora, in 1830?
+and were we not ourselves both seized soon after? How could we survive
+things like that? Our ancestors never did such things." Lalmun,
+another Thug, in reply to a similar question, said, "Most of our
+misfortunes have come upon us for the murder of women. We all knew
+that they would come upon us some day, for this and other great sins.
+We were often admonished, but we did not take warning; and we deserve
+our fates." In speaking of the supposed protection which their goddess
+had extended to them in former times, Zolfukar said: -- "Ah! we had
+some regard for religion then! We have lost it since. All kinds of men
+have been made Thugs, and all classes of people murdered, without
+distinction; and little attention has been paid to omens. How, after
+this, could we think to escape? * * * * Davee never forsook us till we
+neglected her!"
+
+ It might be imagined that men who spoke in this manner of the
+anger of the goddess, and who, even in custody, showed so much
+veneration for their unhappy calling, would hesitate before they
+turned informers, and laid bare the secrets and exposed the haunts of
+their fellows: -- among the more civilized ruffians of Europe, we
+often find the one chivalrous trait of character, which makes them
+scorn a reward that must be earned by the blood of their accomplices:
+but in India there is no honour among thieves. When the approvers are
+asked, if they, who still believe in the power of the terrible goddess
+Davee, are not afraid to incur her displeasure by informing of their
+fellows, they reply, that Davee has done her worst in abandoning them.
+She can inflict no severer punishment, and therefore gives herself no
+further concern about her degenerate children. This cowardly doctrine
+is, however, of advantage to the Government that seeks to put an end
+to the sect, and has thrown a light upon their practices, which could
+never have been obtained from other sources.
+
+ Another branch of the Thug abomination has more recently been
+discovered by the indefatigable Captain Sleeman. The followers of this
+sect are called MEGPUNNAS, and they murder travellers, not to rob them
+of their wealth, but of their children, whom they afterwards sell into
+slavery. They entertain the same religious opinions as the Thugs, and
+have carried on their hideous practices, and entertained their dismal
+superstition, for about a dozen years with impunity. The report of
+Captain Sleeman states, that the crime prevails almost exclusively in
+Delhi and the native principalities, or Rajpootana of Ulwar and
+Bhurtpore; and that it first spread extensively after the siege of
+Bhurtpore in 1826.
+
+ The original Thugs never or rarely travel with their wives; but
+the Megpunnas invariably take their families with them, the women and
+children being used to inveigle the victims. Poor travellers are
+always chosen by the Megpunnas as the objects of their murderous
+traffic. The females and children are sent on in advance to make
+acquaintance with emigrants or beggars on the road, travelling with
+their families, whom they entice to pass the night in some secluded
+place, where they are afterwards set upon by the men, and strangled.
+The women take care of the children. Such of them as are beautiful are
+sold at a high price to the brothels of Delhi, or other large cities;
+while the boys and ill-favoured girls are sold for servants at a more
+moderate rate. These murders are perpetrated perhaps five hundred
+miles from the homes of the unfortunate victims; and the children thus
+obtained, deprived of all their relatives, are never inquired after.
+Even should any of their kin be alive, they are too far off and too
+poor to institute inquiries. One of the members, on being questioned,
+said the Megpunnas made more money than the other Thugs; it was more
+profitable to kill poor people for the sake of their children, than
+rich people for their wealth. Megpunnaism is supposed by its votaries
+to be, like Thuggee, under the immediate protection of the great
+goddess Davee, or Kalee, whose favour is to be obtained before the
+commencement of every expedition, and whose omens, whether of good or
+evil, are to be diligently sought on all occasions. The first apostle
+to whom she communicated her commands for the formation of the new
+sect, and the rules and ordinances by which it was to be guided, was
+called Kheama Jemadar. He was considered so holy a man, that the Thugs
+and Megpunnas considered it an extreme felicity to gaze upon and touch
+him. At the moment of his arrest by the British authorities, a fire
+was raging in the village, and the inhabitants gathered round him and
+implored him to intercede with his god, that the flames might be
+extinguished. The Megpunna, says the tradition, stretched forth his
+hand to heaven, prayed, and the fire ceased immediately.
+
+ There now only remain to be considered the exertions that have
+been made to remove from the face of India this purulent and
+disgusting sore. From the year 1807 until 1826, the proceedings
+against Thuggee were not carried on with any extraordinary degree of
+vigour; but, in the latter year, the Government seems to have begun to
+act upon a settled determination to destroy it altogether. From 1826
+to 1855, both included, there were committed to prison, in the various
+Presidencies, 1562 persons accused of this crime. Of these, 328 were
+hanged; 999 transported; 77 imprisoned for life; 71 imprisoned for
+shorter periods; 21 held to bail; and only 21 acquitted. Of the
+remainder, 31 died in prison, before they were brought to trial, 11
+escaped, and 49 turned approvers.
+
+ One Feringeea, a Thug leader of great notoreity, was delivered up
+to justice in the year 1830, in consequence of the reward of five
+hundred rupees offered for his apprehension by the Government. He was
+brought before Captain Sleeman, at Sangir, in the December of that
+year, and offered, if his life were spared, to give such information
+as would lead to the arrest of several extensive gangs which had
+carried on their murderous practices undetected for several years. He
+mentioned the place of rendezvous, for the following February, of some
+well organized gangs, who were to proceed into Guzerat and Candeish.
+Captain Sleeman appeared to doubt his information; but accompanied the
+Thug to a mango grove, two stages from Sangir, on the road to
+Seronage. They reached this place in the evening, and in the morning
+Feringeea pointed out three places in which he and his gang had, at
+different intervals, buried the bodies of three parties of travellers
+whom they had murdered. The sward had grown over all the spots, and
+not the slightest traces were to be seen that it had ever been
+disturbed. Under the sod of Captain Sleeman's tent were found the
+bodies of the first party, consisting of a pundit and his six
+attendants, murdered in 1818. Another party of five, murdered in 1824,
+were under the ground at the place where the Captain's horses had been
+tied up for the night; and four Brahmin carriers of the Ganges water,
+with a woman, were buried under his sleeping tent. Before the ground
+was moved, Captain Sleeman expressed some doubts; but Feringeea, after
+looking at the position of some neighbouring trees, said be would risk
+his life on the accuracy of his remembrance. The workmen dug five feet
+without discovering the bodies; but they were at length found a little
+beyond that depth, exactly as the Thug had described them. With this
+proof of his knowledge of the haunts of his brethren, Feringeea was
+promised his liberty and pardon if he would aid in bringing to justice
+the many large gangs to which he had belonged, and which were still
+prowling over the country. They were arrested in the February
+following, at the place of rendezvous pointed out by the approver, and
+most of them condemned and executed.
+
+ So far we learn from Captain Sleeman, who only brought down his
+tables to the close of the year 1835. A writer in the "Foreign
+Quarterly Review" furnishes an additional list of 241 persons,
+committed to prison in 1836, for being concerned in the murder and
+robbery of 474 individuals. Of these criminals, 91 were sentenced to
+death, and 22 to imprisonment for life, leaving 306, who were
+sentenced to transportation for life, or shorter periods of
+imprisonment, or who turned approvers, or died in gaol. Not one of the
+whole number was acquitted.
+
+ Great as is this amount of criminals who have been brought to
+justice, it is to be feared that many years must elapse before an evil
+so deeply rooted can be eradicated. The difficulty is increased by the
+utter hopelessness of reformation as regards the survivors. Their
+numbers are still calculated to amount to ten thousand persons, who,
+taking the average of three murders annually for each, as calculated
+by Captain Sleeman and other writers, murder every year thirty
+thousand of their fellow creatures. This average is said to be under
+the mark; but even if we were to take it at only a third of this
+calculation, what a frightful list it would be! When religion teaches
+men to go astray, they go far astray indeed!
+
+END OF THE FIRST VOLUME.
+
+LONDON:
+PRINTED BY SAMUEL BENTLEY
+Bangor House, Shoe Lane.
+
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+End of Project Gutenberg's Etext Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions
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