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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Cricket on the Hearth, by Charles Dickens
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+Title: The Cricket on the Hearth
+ A Fairy Tale of Home
+
+
+Author: Charles Dickens
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+Release Date: November 9, 2012 [eBook #678]
+[This file was first posted on September 25, 1996]
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH***
+
+
+Transcribed from the Charles Scribner’s Sons “Works of Charles Dickens”
+edition by David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+ [Picture: Frontispiece to The Cricket on the Hearth]
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH
+ A Fairy Tale of Home
+
+
+ TO
+ LORD JEFFREY
+ THIS LITTLE STORY IS INSCRIBED
+ WITH
+ THE AFFECTION AND ATTACHMENT OF HIS FRIEND
+
+ THE AUTHOR
+
+_December_, 1845
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I—Chirp the First
+
+
+The kettle began it! Don’t tell me what Mrs. Peerybingle said. I know
+better. Mrs. Peerybingle may leave it on record to the end of time that
+she couldn’t say which of them began it; but, I say the kettle did. I
+ought to know, I hope! The kettle began it, full five minutes by the
+little waxy-faced Dutch clock in the corner, before the Cricket uttered a
+chirp.
+
+As if the clock hadn’t finished striking, and the convulsive little
+Haymaker at the top of it, jerking away right and left with a scythe in
+front of a Moorish Palace, hadn’t mowed down half an acre of imaginary
+grass before the Cricket joined in at all!
+
+Why, I am not naturally positive. Every one knows that. I wouldn’t set
+my own opinion against the opinion of Mrs. Peerybingle, unless I were
+quite sure, on any account whatever. Nothing should induce me. But,
+this is a question of fact. And the fact is, that the kettle began it, at
+least five minutes before the Cricket gave any sign of being in
+existence. Contradict me, and I’ll say ten.
+
+Let me narrate exactly how it happened. I should have proceeded to do so
+in my very first word, but for this plain consideration—if I am to tell a
+story I must begin at the beginning; and how is it possible to begin at
+the beginning, without beginning at the kettle?
+
+It appeared as if there were a sort of match, or trial of skill, you must
+understand, between the kettle and the Cricket. And this is what led to
+it, and how it came about.
+
+Mrs. Peerybingle, going out into the raw twilight, and clicking over the
+wet stones in a pair of pattens that worked innumerable rough impressions
+of the first proposition in Euclid all about the yard—Mrs. Peerybingle
+filled the kettle at the water-butt. Presently returning, less the
+pattens (and a good deal less, for they were tall and Mrs. Peerybingle
+was but short), she set the kettle on the fire. In doing which she lost
+her temper, or mislaid it for an instant; for, the water being
+uncomfortably cold, and in that slippy, slushy, sleety sort of state
+wherein it seems to penetrate through every kind of substance, patten
+rings included—had laid hold of Mrs. Peerybingle’s toes, and even
+splashed her legs. And when we rather plume ourselves (with reason too)
+upon our legs, and keep ourselves particularly neat in point of
+stockings, we find this, for the moment, hard to bear.
+
+Besides, the kettle was aggravating and obstinate. It wouldn’t allow
+itself to be adjusted on the top bar; it wouldn’t hear of accommodating
+itself kindly to the knobs of coal; it _would_ lean forward with a
+drunken air, and dribble, a very Idiot of a kettle, on the hearth. It
+was quarrelsome, and hissed and spluttered morosely at the fire. To sum
+up all, the lid, resisting Mrs. Peerybingle’s fingers, first of all
+turned topsy-turvy, and then, with an ingenious pertinacity deserving of
+a better cause, dived sideways in—down to the very bottom of the kettle.
+And the hull of the Royal George has never made half the monstrous
+resistance to coming out of the water, which the lid of that kettle
+employed against Mrs. Peerybingle, before she got it up again.
+
+It looked sullen and pig-headed enough, even then; carrying its handle
+with an air of defiance, and cocking its spout pertly and mockingly at
+Mrs. Peerybingle, as if it said, ‘I won’t boil. Nothing shall induce
+me!’
+
+But Mrs. Peerybingle, with restored good humour, dusted her chubby little
+hands against each other, and sat down before the kettle, laughing.
+Meantime, the jolly blaze uprose and fell, flashing and gleaming on the
+little Haymaker at the top of the Dutch clock, until one might have
+thought he stood stock still before the Moorish Palace, and nothing was
+in motion but the flame.
+
+He was on the move, however; and had his spasms, two to the second, all
+right and regular. But, his sufferings when the clock was going to
+strike, were frightful to behold; and, when a Cuckoo looked out of a
+trap-door in the Palace, and gave note six times, it shook him, each
+time, like a spectral voice—or like a something wiry, plucking at his
+legs.
+
+It was not until a violent commotion and a whirring noise among the
+weights and ropes below him had quite subsided, that this terrified
+Haymaker became himself again. Nor was he startled without reason; for
+these rattling, bony skeletons of clocks are very disconcerting in their
+operation, and I wonder very much how any set of men, but most of all how
+Dutchmen, can have had a liking to invent them. There is a popular
+belief that Dutchmen love broad cases and much clothing for their own
+lower selves; and they might know better than to leave their clocks so
+very lank and unprotected, surely.
+
+Now it was, you observe, that the kettle began to spend the evening. Now
+it was, that the kettle, growing mellow and musical, began to have
+irrepressible gurglings in its throat, and to indulge in short vocal
+snorts, which it checked in the bud, as if it hadn’t quite made up its
+mind yet, to be good company. Now it was, that after two or three such
+vain attempts to stifle its convivial sentiments, it threw off all
+moroseness, all reserve, and burst into a stream of song so cosy and
+hilarious, as never maudlin nightingale yet formed the least idea of.
+
+So plain too! Bless you, you might have understood it like a book—better
+than some books you and I could name, perhaps. With its warm breath
+gushing forth in a light cloud which merrily and gracefully ascended a
+few feet, then hung about the chimney-corner as its own domestic Heaven,
+it trolled its song with that strong energy of cheerfulness, that its
+iron body hummed and stirred upon the fire; and the lid itself, the
+recently rebellious lid—such is the influence of a bright
+example—performed a sort of jig, and clattered like a deaf and dumb young
+cymbal that had never known the use of its twin brother.
+
+That this song of the kettle’s was a song of invitation and welcome to
+somebody out of doors: to somebody at that moment coming on, towards the
+snug small home and the crisp fire: there is no doubt whatever. Mrs.
+Peerybingle knew it, perfectly, as she sat musing before the hearth.
+It’s a dark night, sang the kettle, and the rotten leaves are lying by
+the way; and, above, all is mist and darkness, and, below, all is mire
+and clay; and there’s only one relief in all the sad and murky air; and I
+don’t know that it is one, for it’s nothing but a glare; of deep and
+angry crimson, where the sun and wind together; set a brand upon the
+clouds for being guilty of such weather; and the widest open country is a
+long dull streak of black; and there’s hoar-frost on the finger-post, and
+thaw upon the track; and the ice it isn’t water, and the water isn’t
+free; and you couldn’t say that anything is what it ought to be; but he’s
+coming, coming, coming!—
+
+And here, if you like, the Cricket DID chime in! with a Chirrup, Chirrup,
+Chirrup of such magnitude, by way of chorus; with a voice so astoundingly
+disproportionate to its size, as compared with the kettle; (size! you
+couldn’t see it!) that if it had then and there burst itself like an
+overcharged gun, if it had fallen a victim on the spot, and chirruped its
+little body into fifty pieces, it would have seemed a natural and
+inevitable consequence, for which it had expressly laboured.
+
+The kettle had had the last of its solo performance. It persevered with
+undiminished ardour; but the Cricket took first fiddle and kept it. Good
+Heaven, how it chirped! Its shrill, sharp, piercing voice resounded
+through the house, and seemed to twinkle in the outer darkness like a
+star. There was an indescribable little trill and tremble in it, at its
+loudest, which suggested its being carried off its legs, and made to leap
+again, by its own intense enthusiasm. Yet they went very well together,
+the Cricket and the kettle. The burden of the song was still the same;
+and louder, louder, louder still, they sang it in their emulation.
+
+The fair little listener—for fair she was, and young: though something of
+what is called the dumpling shape; but I don’t myself object to
+that—lighted a candle, glanced at the Haymaker on the top of the clock,
+who was getting in a pretty average crop of minutes; and looked out of
+the window, where she saw nothing, owing to the darkness, but her own
+face imaged in the glass. And my opinion is (and so would yours have
+been), that she might have looked a long way, and seen nothing half so
+agreeable. When she came back, and sat down in her former seat, the
+Cricket and the kettle were still keeping it up, with a perfect fury of
+competition. The kettle’s weak side clearly being, that he didn’t know
+when he was beat.
+
+There was all the excitement of a race about it. Chirp, chirp, chirp!
+Cricket a mile ahead. Hum, hum, hum—m—m! Kettle making play in the
+distance, like a great top. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket round the
+corner. Hum, hum, hum—m—m! Kettle sticking to him in his own way; no
+idea of giving in. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket fresher than ever.
+Hum, hum, hum—m—m! Kettle slow and steady. Chirp, chirp, chirp!
+Cricket going in to finish him. Hum, hum, hum—m—m! Kettle not to be
+finished. Until at last they got so jumbled together, in the
+hurry-skurry, helter-skelter, of the match, that whether the kettle
+chirped and the Cricket hummed, or the Cricket chirped and the kettle
+hummed, or they both chirped and both hummed, it would have taken a
+clearer head than yours or mine to have decided with anything like
+certainty. But, of this, there is no doubt: that, the kettle and the
+Cricket, at one and the same moment, and by some power of amalgamation
+best known to themselves, sent, each, his fireside song of comfort
+streaming into a ray of the candle that shone out through the window, and
+a long way down the lane. And this light, bursting on a certain person
+who, on the instant, approached towards it through the gloom, expressed
+the whole thing to him, literally in a twinkling, and cried, ‘Welcome
+home, old fellow! Welcome home, my boy!’
+
+This end attained, the kettle, being dead beat, boiled over, and was
+taken off the fire. Mrs. Peerybingle then went running to the door,
+where, what with the wheels of a cart, the tramp of a horse, the voice of
+a man, the tearing in and out of an excited dog, and the surprising and
+mysterious appearance of a baby, there was soon the very What’s-his-name
+to pay.
+
+Where the baby came from, or how Mrs. Peerybingle got hold of it in that
+flash of time, _I_ don’t know. But a live baby there was, in Mrs.
+Peerybingle’s arms; and a pretty tolerable amount of pride she seemed to
+have in it, when she was drawn gently to the fire, by a sturdy figure of
+a man, much taller and much older than herself, who had to stoop a long
+way down, to kiss her. But she was worth the trouble. Six foot six,
+with the lumbago, might have done it.
+
+‘Oh goodness, John!’ said Mrs. P. ‘What a state you are in with the
+weather!’
+
+He was something the worse for it, undeniably. The thick mist hung in
+clots upon his eyelashes like candied thaw; and between the fog and fire
+together, there were rainbows in his very whiskers.
+
+‘Why, you see, Dot,’ John made answer, slowly, as he unrolled a shawl
+from about his throat; and warmed his hands; ‘it—it an’t exactly summer
+weather. So, no wonder.’
+
+‘I wish you wouldn’t call me Dot, John. I don’t like it,’ said Mrs.
+Peerybingle: pouting in a way that clearly showed she _did_ like it, very
+much.
+
+‘Why what else are you?’ returned John, looking down upon her with a
+smile, and giving her waist as light a squeeze as his huge hand and arm
+could give. ‘A dot and’—here he glanced at the baby—‘a dot and carry—I
+won’t say it, for fear I should spoil it; but I was very near a joke. I
+don’t know as ever I was nearer.’
+
+He was often near to something or other very clever, by his own account:
+this lumbering, slow, honest John; this John so heavy, but so light of
+spirit; so rough upon the surface, but so gentle at the core; so dull
+without, so quick within; so stolid, but so good! Oh Mother Nature, give
+thy children the true poetry of heart that hid itself in this poor
+Carrier’s breast—he was but a Carrier by the way—and we can bear to have
+them talking prose, and leading lives of prose; and bear to bless thee
+for their company!
+
+It was pleasant to see Dot, with her little figure, and her baby in her
+arms: a very doll of a baby: glancing with a coquettish thoughtfulness at
+the fire, and inclining her delicate little head just enough on one side
+to let it rest in an odd, half-natural, half-affected, wholly nestling
+and agreeable manner, on the great rugged figure of the Carrier. It was
+pleasant to see him, with his tender awkwardness, endeavouring to adapt
+his rude support to her slight need, and make his burly middle-age a
+leaning-staff not inappropriate to her blooming youth. It was pleasant
+to observe how Tilly Slowboy, waiting in the background for the baby,
+took special cognizance (though in her earliest teens) of this grouping;
+and stood with her mouth and eyes wide open, and her head thrust forward,
+taking it in as if it were air. Nor was it less agreeable to observe how
+John the Carrier, reference being made by Dot to the aforesaid baby,
+checked his hand when on the point of touching the infant, as if he
+thought he might crack it; and bending down, surveyed it from a safe
+distance, with a kind of puzzled pride, such as an amiable mastiff might
+be supposed to show, if he found himself, one day, the father of a young
+canary.
+
+‘An’t he beautiful, John? Don’t he look precious in his sleep?’
+
+‘Very precious,’ said John. ‘Very much so. He generally _is_ asleep,
+an’t he?’
+
+‘Lor, John! Good gracious no!’
+
+‘Oh,’ said John, pondering. ‘I thought his eyes was generally shut.
+Halloa!’
+
+‘Goodness, John, how you startle one!’
+
+‘It an’t right for him to turn ’em up in that way!’ said the astonished
+Carrier, ‘is it? See how he’s winking with both of ’em at once! And
+look at his mouth! Why he’s gasping like a gold and silver fish!’
+
+‘You don’t deserve to be a father, you don’t,’ said Dot, with all the
+dignity of an experienced matron. ‘But how should you know what little
+complaints children are troubled with, John! You wouldn’t so much as
+know their names, you stupid fellow.’ And when she had turned the baby
+over on her left arm, and had slapped its back as a restorative, she
+pinched her husband’s ear, laughing.
+
+‘No,’ said John, pulling off his outer coat. ‘It’s very true, Dot. I
+don’t know much about it. I only know that I’ve been fighting pretty
+stiffly with the wind to-night. It’s been blowing north-east, straight
+into the cart, the whole way home.’
+
+‘Poor old man, so it has!’ cried Mrs. Peerybingle, instantly becoming
+very active. ‘Here! Take the precious darling, Tilly, while I make
+myself of some use. Bless it, I could smother it with kissing it, I
+could! Hie then, good dog! Hie, Boxer, boy! Only let me make the tea
+first, John; and then I’ll help you with the parcels, like a busy bee.
+“How doth the little”—and all the rest of it, you know, John. Did you
+ever learn “how doth the little,” when you went to school, John?’
+
+‘Not to quite know it,’ John returned. ‘I was very near it once. But I
+should only have spoilt it, I dare say.’
+
+‘Ha ha,’ laughed Dot. She had the blithest little laugh you ever heard.
+‘What a dear old darling of a dunce you are, John, to be sure!’
+
+Not at all disputing this position, John went out to see that the boy
+with the lantern, which had been dancing to and fro before the door and
+window, like a Will of the Wisp, took due care of the horse; who was
+fatter than you would quite believe, if I gave you his measure, and so
+old that his birthday was lost in the mists of antiquity. Boxer, feeling
+that his attentions were due to the family in general, and must be
+impartially distributed, dashed in and out with bewildering inconstancy;
+now, describing a circle of short barks round the horse, where he was
+being rubbed down at the stable-door; now feigning to make savage rushes
+at his mistress, and facetiously bringing himself to sudden stops; now,
+eliciting a shriek from Tilly Slowboy, in the low nursing-chair near the
+fire, by the unexpected application of his moist nose to her countenance;
+now, exhibiting an obtrusive interest in the baby; now, going round and
+round upon the hearth, and lying down as if he had established himself
+for the night; now, getting up again, and taking that nothing of a
+fag-end of a tail of his, out into the weather, as if he had just
+remembered an appointment, and was off, at a round trot, to keep it.
+
+‘There! There’s the teapot, ready on the hob!’ said Dot; as briskly busy
+as a child at play at keeping house. ‘And there’s the old knuckle of
+ham; and there’s the butter; and there’s the crusty loaf, and all!
+Here’s the clothes-basket for the small parcels, John, if you’ve got any
+there—where are you, John?’
+
+‘Don’t let the dear child fall under the grate, Tilly, whatever you do!’
+
+It may be noted of Miss Slowboy, in spite of her rejecting the caution
+with some vivacity, that she had a rare and surprising talent for getting
+this baby into difficulties and had several times imperilled its short
+life, in a quiet way peculiarly her own. She was of a spare and straight
+shape, this young lady, insomuch that her garments appeared to be in
+constant danger of sliding off those sharp pegs, her shoulders, on which
+they were loosely hung. Her costume was remarkable for the partial
+development, on all possible occasions, of some flannel vestment of a
+singular structure; also for affording glimpses, in the region of the
+back, of a corset, or pair of stays, in colour a dead-green. Being
+always in a state of gaping admiration at everything, and absorbed,
+besides, in the perpetual contemplation of her mistress’s perfections and
+the baby’s, Miss Slowboy, in her little errors of judgment, may be said
+to have done equal honour to her head and to her heart; and though these
+did less honour to the baby’s head, which they were the occasional means
+of bringing into contact with deal doors, dressers, stair-rails,
+bed-posts, and other foreign substances, still they were the honest
+results of Tilly Slowboy’s constant astonishment at finding herself so
+kindly treated, and installed in such a comfortable home. For, the
+maternal and paternal Slowboy were alike unknown to Fame, and Tilly had
+been bred by public charity, a foundling; which word, though only
+differing from fondling by one vowel’s length, is very different in
+meaning, and expresses quite another thing.
+
+To have seen little Mrs. Peerybingle come back with her husband, tugging
+at the clothes-basket, and making the most strenuous exertions to do
+nothing at all (for he carried it), would have amused you almost as much
+as it amused him. It may have entertained the Cricket too, for anything
+I know; but, certainly, it now began to chirp again, vehemently.
+
+‘Heyday!’ said John, in his slow way. ‘It’s merrier than ever, to-night,
+I think.’
+
+‘And it’s sure to bring us good fortune, John! It always has done so.
+To have a Cricket on the Hearth, is the luckiest thing in all the world!’
+
+John looked at her as if he had very nearly got the thought into his
+head, that she was his Cricket in chief, and he quite agreed with her.
+But, it was probably one of his narrow escapes, for he said nothing.
+
+‘The first time I heard its cheerful little note, John, was on that night
+when you brought me home—when you brought me to my new home here; its
+little mistress. Nearly a year ago. You recollect, John?’
+
+O yes. John remembered. I should think so!
+
+‘Its chirp was such a welcome to me! It seemed so full of promise and
+encouragement. It seemed to say, you would be kind and gentle with me,
+and would not expect (I had a fear of that, John, then) to find an old
+head on the shoulders of your foolish little wife.’
+
+John thoughtfully patted one of the shoulders, and then the head, as
+though he would have said No, no; he had had no such expectation; he had
+been quite content to take them as they were. And really he had reason.
+They were very comely.
+
+‘It spoke the truth, John, when it seemed to say so; for you have ever
+been, I am sure, the best, the most considerate, the most affectionate of
+husbands to me. This has been a happy home, John; and I love the Cricket
+for its sake!’
+
+‘Why so do I then,’ said the Carrier. ‘So do I, Dot.’
+
+‘I love it for the many times I have heard it, and the many thoughts its
+harmless music has given me. Sometimes, in the twilight, when I have
+felt a little solitary and down-hearted, John—before baby was here to
+keep me company and make the house gay—when I have thought how lonely you
+would be if I should die; how lonely I should be if I could know that you
+had lost me, dear; its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp upon the hearth, has seemed to
+tell me of another little voice, so sweet, so very dear to me, before
+whose coming sound my trouble vanished like a dream. And when I used to
+fear—I did fear once, John, I was very young you know—that ours might
+prove to be an ill-assorted marriage, I being such a child, and you more
+like my guardian than my husband; and that you might not, however hard
+you tried, be able to learn to love me, as you hoped and prayed you
+might; its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp has cheered me up again, and filled me
+with new trust and confidence. I was thinking of these things to-night,
+dear, when I sat expecting you; and I love the Cricket for their sake!’
+
+‘And so do I,’ repeated John. ‘But, Dot? _I_ hope and pray that I might
+learn to love you? How you talk! I had learnt that, long before I
+brought you here, to be the Cricket’s little mistress, Dot!’
+
+She laid her hand, an instant, on his arm, and looked up at him with an
+agitated face, as if she would have told him something. Next moment she
+was down upon her knees before the basket, speaking in a sprightly voice,
+and busy with the parcels.
+
+‘There are not many of them to-night, John, but I saw some goods behind
+the cart, just now; and though they give more trouble, perhaps, still
+they pay as well; so we have no reason to grumble, have we? Besides, you
+have been delivering, I dare say, as you came along?’
+
+‘Oh yes,’ John said. ‘A good many.’
+
+‘Why what’s this round box? Heart alive, John, it’s a wedding-cake!’
+
+‘Leave a woman alone to find out that,’ said John, admiringly. ‘Now a
+man would never have thought of it. Whereas, it’s my belief that if you
+was to pack a wedding-cake up in a tea-chest, or a turn-up bedstead, or a
+pickled salmon keg, or any unlikely thing, a woman would be sure to find
+it out directly. Yes; I called for it at the pastry-cook’s.’
+
+‘And it weighs I don’t know what—whole hundredweights!’ cried Dot, making
+a great demonstration of trying to lift it.
+
+‘Whose is it, John? Where is it going?’
+
+‘Read the writing on the other side,’ said John.
+
+‘Why, John! My Goodness, John!’
+
+‘Ah! who’d have thought it!’ John returned.
+
+‘You never mean to say,’ pursued Dot, sitting on the floor and shaking
+her head at him, ‘that it’s Gruff and Tackleton the toymaker!’
+
+John nodded.
+
+Mrs. Peerybingle nodded also, fifty times at least. Not in assent—in
+dumb and pitying amazement; screwing up her lips the while with all their
+little force (they were never made for screwing up; I am clear of that),
+and looking the good Carrier through and through, in her abstraction.
+Miss Slowboy, in the mean time, who had a mechanical power of reproducing
+scraps of current conversation for the delectation of the baby, with all
+the sense struck out of them, and all the nouns changed into the plural
+number, inquired aloud of that young creature, Was it Gruffs and
+Tackletons the toymakers then, and Would it call at Pastry-cooks for
+wedding-cakes, and Did its mothers know the boxes when its fathers
+brought them homes; and so on.
+
+‘And that is really to come about!’ said Dot. ‘Why, she and I were girls
+at school together, John.’
+
+He might have been thinking of her, or nearly thinking of her, perhaps,
+as she was in that same school time. He looked upon her with a
+thoughtful pleasure, but he made no answer.
+
+‘And he’s as old! As unlike her!—Why, how many years older than you, is
+Gruff and Tackleton, John?’
+
+‘How many more cups of tea shall I drink to-night at one sitting, than
+Gruff and Tackleton ever took in four, I wonder!’ replied John,
+good-humouredly, as he drew a chair to the round table, and began at the
+cold ham. ‘As to eating, I eat but little; but that little I enjoy,
+Dot.’
+
+Even this, his usual sentiment at meal times, one of his innocent
+delusions (for his appetite was always obstinate, and flatly contradicted
+him), awoke no smile in the face of his little wife, who stood among the
+parcels, pushing the cake-box slowly from her with her foot, and never
+once looked, though her eyes were cast down too, upon the dainty shoe she
+generally was so mindful of. Absorbed in thought, she stood there,
+heedless alike of the tea and John (although he called to her, and rapped
+the table with his knife to startle her), until he rose and touched her
+on the arm; when she looked at him for a moment, and hurried to her place
+behind the teaboard, laughing at her negligence. But, not as she had
+laughed before. The manner and the music were quite changed.
+
+The Cricket, too, had stopped. Somehow the room was not so cheerful as
+it had been. Nothing like it.
+
+‘So, these are all the parcels, are they, John?’ she said, breaking a
+long silence, which the honest Carrier had devoted to the practical
+illustration of one part of his favourite sentiment—certainly enjoying
+what he ate, if it couldn’t be admitted that he ate but little. ‘So,
+these are all the parcels; are they, John?’
+
+‘That’s all,’ said John. ‘Why—no—I—’ laying down his knife and fork, and
+taking a long breath. ‘I declare—I’ve clean forgotten the old
+gentleman!’
+
+‘The old gentleman?’
+
+‘In the cart,’ said John. ‘He was asleep, among the straw, the last time
+I saw him. I’ve very nearly remembered him, twice, since I came in; but
+he went out of my head again. Halloa! Yahip there! Rouse up! That’s
+my hearty!’
+
+John said these latter words outside the door, whither he had hurried
+with the candle in his hand.
+
+Miss Slowboy, conscious of some mysterious reference to The Old
+Gentleman, and connecting in her mystified imagination certain
+associations of a religious nature with the phrase, was so disturbed,
+that hastily rising from the low chair by the fire to seek protection
+near the skirts of her mistress, and coming into contact as she crossed
+the doorway with an ancient Stranger, she instinctively made a charge or
+butt at him with the only offensive instrument within her reach. This
+instrument happening to be the baby, great commotion and alarm ensued,
+which the sagacity of Boxer rather tended to increase; for, that good
+dog, more thoughtful than its master, had, it seemed, been watching the
+old gentleman in his sleep, lest he should walk off with a few young
+poplar trees that were tied up behind the cart; and he still attended on
+him very closely, worrying his gaiters in fact, and making dead sets at
+the buttons.
+
+‘You’re such an undeniable good sleeper, sir,’ said John, when
+tranquillity was restored; in the mean time the old gentleman had stood,
+bareheaded and motionless, in the centre of the room; ‘that I have half a
+mind to ask you where the other six are—only that would be a joke, and I
+know I should spoil it. Very near though,’ murmured the Carrier, with a
+chuckle; ‘very near!’
+
+The Stranger, who had long white hair, good features, singularly bold and
+well defined for an old man, and dark, bright, penetrating eyes, looked
+round with a smile, and saluted the Carrier’s wife by gravely inclining
+his head.
+
+His garb was very quaint and odd—a long, long way behind the time. Its
+hue was brown, all over. In his hand he held a great brown club or
+walking-stick; and striking this upon the floor, it fell asunder, and
+became a chair. On which he sat down, quite composedly.
+
+‘There!’ said the Carrier, turning to his wife. ‘That’s the way I found
+him, sitting by the roadside! Upright as a milestone. And almost as
+deaf.’
+
+‘Sitting in the open air, John!’
+
+‘In the open air,’ replied the Carrier, ‘just at dusk. “Carriage Paid,”
+he said; and gave me eighteenpence. Then he got in. And there he is.’
+
+‘He’s going, John, I think!’
+
+Not at all. He was only going to speak.
+
+‘If you please, I was to be left till called for,’ said the Stranger,
+mildly. ‘Don’t mind me.’
+
+With that, he took a pair of spectacles from one of his large pockets,
+and a book from another, and leisurely began to read. Making no more of
+Boxer than if he had been a house lamb!
+
+The Carrier and his wife exchanged a look of perplexity. The Stranger
+raised his head; and glancing from the latter to the former, said,
+
+‘Your daughter, my good friend?’
+
+‘Wife,’ returned John.
+
+‘Niece?’ said the Stranger.
+
+‘Wife,’ roared John.
+
+‘Indeed?’ observed the Stranger. ‘Surely? Very young!’
+
+He quietly turned over, and resumed his reading. But, before he could
+have read two lines, he again interrupted himself to say:
+
+‘Baby, yours?’
+
+John gave him a gigantic nod; equivalent to an answer in the affirmative,
+delivered through a speaking trumpet.
+
+‘Girl?’
+
+‘Bo-o-oy!’ roared John.
+
+‘Also very young, eh?’
+
+Mrs. Peerybingle instantly struck in. ‘Two months and three da-ays!
+Vaccinated just six weeks ago-o! Took very fine-ly! Considered, by the
+doctor, a remarkably beautiful chi-ild! Equal to the general run of
+children at five months o-old! Takes notice, in a way quite won-der-ful!
+May seem impossible to you, but feels his legs al-ready!’
+
+Here the breathless little mother, who had been shrieking these short
+sentences into the old man’s ear, until her pretty face was crimsoned,
+held up the Baby before him as a stubborn and triumphant fact; while
+Tilly Slowboy, with a melodious cry of ‘Ketcher, Ketcher’—which sounded
+like some unknown words, adapted to a popular Sneeze—performed some
+cow-like gambols round that all unconscious Innocent.
+
+‘Hark! He’s called for, sure enough,’ said John. ‘There’s somebody at
+the door. Open it, Tilly.’
+
+Before she could reach it, however, it was opened from without; being a
+primitive sort of door, with a latch, that any one could lift if he
+chose—and a good many people did choose, for all kinds of neighbours
+liked to have a cheerful word or two with the Carrier, though he was no
+great talker himself. Being opened, it gave admission to a little,
+meagre, thoughtful, dingy-faced man, who seemed to have made himself a
+great-coat from the sack-cloth covering of some old box; for, when he
+turned to shut the door, and keep the weather out, he disclosed upon the
+back of that garment, the inscription G & T in large black capitals.
+Also the word GLASS in bold characters.
+
+‘Good evening, John!’ said the little man. ‘Good evening, Mum. Good
+evening, Tilly. Good evening, Unbeknown! How’s Baby, Mum? Boxer’s
+pretty well I hope?’
+
+‘All thriving, Caleb,’ replied Dot. ‘I am sure you need only look at the
+dear child, for one, to know that.’
+
+‘And I’m sure I need only look at you for another,’ said Caleb.
+
+He didn’t look at her though; he had a wandering and thoughtful eye which
+seemed to be always projecting itself into some other time and place, no
+matter what he said; a description which will equally apply to his voice.
+
+‘Or at John for another,’ said Caleb. ‘Or at Tilly, as far as that goes.
+Or certainly at Boxer.’
+
+‘Busy just now, Caleb?’ asked the Carrier.
+
+‘Why, pretty well, John,’ he returned, with the distraught air of a man
+who was casting about for the Philosopher’s stone, at least. ‘Pretty
+much so. There’s rather a run on Noah’s Arks at present. I could have
+wished to improve upon the Family, but I don’t see how it’s to be done at
+the price. It would be a satisfaction to one’s mind, to make it clearer
+which was Shems and Hams, and which was Wives. Flies an’t on that scale
+neither, as compared with elephants you know! Ah! well! Have you got
+anything in the parcel line for me, John?’
+
+The Carrier put his hand into a pocket of the coat he had taken off; and
+brought out, carefully preserved in moss and paper, a tiny flower-pot.
+
+‘There it is!’ he said, adjusting it with great care. ‘Not so much as a
+leaf damaged. Full of buds!’
+
+Caleb’s dull eye brightened, as he took it, and thanked him.
+
+‘Dear, Caleb,’ said the Carrier. ‘Very dear at this season.’
+
+‘Never mind that. It would be cheap to me, whatever it cost,’ returned
+the little man. ‘Anything else, John?’
+
+‘A small box,’ replied the Carrier. ‘Here you are!’
+
+‘“For Caleb Plummer,”’ said the little man, spelling out the direction.
+‘“With Cash.” With Cash, John? I don’t think it’s for me.’
+
+‘With Care,’ returned the Carrier, looking over his shoulder. ‘Where do
+you make out cash?’
+
+‘Oh! To be sure!’ said Caleb. ‘It’s all right. With care! Yes, yes;
+that’s mine. It might have been with cash, indeed, if my dear Boy in the
+Golden South Americas had lived, John. You loved him like a son; didn’t
+you? You needn’t say you did. _I_ know, of course. “Caleb Plummer.
+With care.” Yes, yes, it’s all right. It’s a box of dolls’ eyes for my
+daughter’s work. I wish it was her own sight in a box, John.’
+
+‘I wish it was, or could be!’ cried the Carrier.
+
+‘Thank’ee,’ said the little man. ‘You speak very hearty. To think that
+she should never see the Dolls—and them a-staring at her, so bold, all
+day long! That’s where it cuts. What’s the damage, John?’
+
+‘I’ll damage you,’ said John, ‘if you inquire. Dot! Very near?’
+
+‘Well! it’s like you to say so,’ observed the little man. ‘It’s your
+kind way. Let me see. I think that’s all.’
+
+‘I think not,’ said the Carrier. ‘Try again.’
+
+‘Something for our Governor, eh?’ said Caleb, after pondering a little
+while. ‘To be sure. That’s what I came for; but my head’s so running on
+them Arks and things! He hasn’t been here, has he?’
+
+‘Not he,’ returned the Carrier. ‘He’s too busy, courting.’
+
+‘He’s coming round though,’ said Caleb; ‘for he told me to keep on the
+near side of the road going home, and it was ten to one he’d take me up.
+I had better go, by the bye.—You couldn’t have the goodness to let me
+pinch Boxer’s tail, Mum, for half a moment, could you?’
+
+‘Why, Caleb! what a question!’
+
+‘Oh never mind, Mum,’ said the little man. ‘He mightn’t like it perhaps.
+There’s a small order just come in, for barking dogs; and I should wish
+to go as close to Natur’ as I could, for sixpence. That’s all. Never
+mind, Mum.’
+
+It happened opportunely, that Boxer, without receiving the proposed
+stimulus, began to bark with great zeal. But, as this implied the
+approach of some new visitor, Caleb, postponing his study from the life
+to a more convenient season, shouldered the round box, and took a hurried
+leave. He might have spared himself the trouble, for he met the visitor
+upon the threshold.
+
+‘Oh! You are here, are you? Wait a bit. I’ll take you home. John
+Peerybingle, my service to you. More of my service to your pretty wife.
+Handsomer every day! Better too, if possible! And younger,’ mused the
+speaker, in a low voice; ‘that’s the Devil of it!’
+
+‘I should be astonished at your paying compliments, Mr. Tackleton,’ said
+Dot, not with the best grace in the world; ‘but for your condition.’
+
+‘You know all about it then?’
+
+‘I have got myself to believe it, somehow,’ said Dot.
+
+‘After a hard struggle, I suppose?’
+
+‘Very.’
+
+Tackleton the Toy-merchant, pretty generally known as Gruff and
+Tackleton—for that was the firm, though Gruff had been bought out long
+ago; only leaving his name, and as some said his nature, according to its
+Dictionary meaning, in the business—Tackleton the Toy-merchant, was a man
+whose vocation had been quite misunderstood by his Parents and Guardians.
+If they had made him a Money Lender, or a sharp Attorney, or a Sheriff’s
+Officer, or a Broker, he might have sown his discontented oats in his
+youth, and, after having had the full run of himself in ill-natured
+transactions, might have turned out amiable, at last, for the sake of a
+little freshness and novelty. But, cramped and chafing in the peaceable
+pursuit of toy-making, he was a domestic Ogre, who had been living on
+children all his life, and was their implacable enemy. He despised all
+toys; wouldn’t have bought one for the world; delighted, in his malice,
+to insinuate grim expressions into the faces of brown-paper farmers who
+drove pigs to market, bellmen who advertised lost lawyers’ consciences,
+movable old ladies who darned stockings or carved pies; and other like
+samples of his stock in trade. In appalling masks; hideous, hairy,
+red-eyed Jacks in Boxes; Vampire Kites; demoniacal Tumblers who wouldn’t
+lie down, and were perpetually flying forward, to stare infants out of
+countenance; his soul perfectly revelled. They were his only relief, and
+safety-valve. He was great in such inventions. Anything suggestive of a
+Pony-nightmare was delicious to him. He had even lost money (and he took
+to that toy very kindly) by getting up Goblin slides for magic-lanterns,
+whereon the Powers of Darkness were depicted as a sort of supernatural
+shell-fish, with human faces. In intensifying the portraiture of Giants,
+he had sunk quite a little capital; and, though no painter himself, he
+could indicate, for the instruction of his artists, with a piece of
+chalk, a certain furtive leer for the countenances of those monsters,
+which was safe to destroy the peace of mind of any young gentleman
+between the ages of six and eleven, for the whole Christmas or Midsummer
+Vacation.
+
+What he was in toys, he was (as most men are) in other things. You may
+easily suppose, therefore, that within the great green cape, which
+reached down to the calves of his legs, there was buttoned up to the chin
+an uncommonly pleasant fellow; and that he was about as choice a spirit,
+and as agreeable a companion, as ever stood in a pair of
+bull-headed-looking boots with mahogany-coloured tops.
+
+Still, Tackleton, the toy-merchant, was going to be married. In spite of
+all this, he was going to be married. And to a young wife too, a
+beautiful young wife.
+
+He didn’t look much like a bridegroom, as he stood in the Carrier’s
+kitchen, with a twist in his dry face, and a screw in his body, and his
+hat jerked over the bridge of his nose, and his hands tucked down into
+the bottoms of his pockets, and his whole sarcastic ill-conditioned self
+peering out of one little corner of one little eye, like the concentrated
+essence of any number of ravens. But, a Bridegroom he designed to be.
+
+‘In three days’ time. Next Thursday. The last day of the first month in
+the year. That’s my wedding-day,’ said Tackleton.
+
+Did I mention that he had always one eye wide open, and one eye nearly
+shut; and that the one eye nearly shut, was always the expressive eye? I
+don’t think I did.
+
+‘That’s my wedding-day!’ said Tackleton, rattling his money.
+
+‘Why, it’s our wedding-day too,’ exclaimed the Carrier.
+
+‘Ha ha!’ laughed Tackleton. ‘Odd! You’re just such another couple.
+Just!’
+
+The indignation of Dot at this presumptuous assertion is not to be
+described. What next? His imagination would compass the possibility of
+just such another Baby, perhaps. The man was mad.
+
+‘I say! A word with you,’ murmured Tackleton, nudging the Carrier with
+his elbow, and taking him a little apart. ‘You’ll come to the wedding?
+We’re in the same boat, you know.’
+
+‘How in the same boat?’ inquired the Carrier.
+
+‘A little disparity, you know,’ said Tackleton, with another nudge.
+‘Come and spend an evening with us, beforehand.’
+
+‘Why?’ demanded John, astonished at this pressing hospitality.
+
+‘Why?’ returned the other. ‘That’s a new way of receiving an invitation.
+Why, for pleasure—sociability, you know, and all that!’
+
+‘I thought you were never sociable,’ said John, in his plain way.
+
+‘Tchah! It’s of no use to be anything but free with you, I see,’ said
+Tackleton. ‘Why, then, the truth is you have a—what tea-drinking people
+call a sort of a comfortable appearance together, you and your wife. We
+know better, you know, but—’
+
+‘No, we don’t know better,’ interposed John. ‘What are you talking
+about?’
+
+‘Well! We _don’t_ know better, then,’ said Tackleton. ‘We’ll agree that
+we don’t. As you like; what does it matter? I was going to say, as you
+have that sort of appearance, your company will produce a favourable
+effect on Mrs. Tackleton that will be. And, though I don’t think your
+good lady’s very friendly to me, in this matter, still she can’t help
+herself from falling into my views, for there’s a compactness and
+cosiness of appearance about her that always tells, even in an
+indifferent case. You’ll say you’ll come?’
+
+‘We have arranged to keep our Wedding-Day (as far as that goes) at home,’
+said John. ‘We have made the promise to ourselves these six months. We
+think, you see, that home—’
+
+‘Bah! what’s home?’ cried Tackleton. ‘Four walls and a ceiling! (why
+don’t you kill that Cricket? _I_ would! I always do. I hate their
+noise.) There are four walls and a ceiling at my house. Come to me!’
+
+‘You kill your Crickets, eh?’ said John.
+
+‘Scrunch ’em, sir,’ returned the other, setting his heel heavily on the
+floor. ‘You’ll say you’ll come? It’s as much your interest as mine, you
+know, that the women should persuade each other that they’re quiet and
+contented, and couldn’t be better off. I know their way. Whatever one
+woman says, another woman is determined to clinch, always. There’s that
+spirit of emulation among ’em, sir, that if your wife says to my wife,
+“I’m the happiest woman in the world, and mine’s the best husband in the
+world, and I dote on him,” my wife will say the same to yours, or more,
+and half believe it.’
+
+‘Do you mean to say she don’t, then?’ asked the Carrier.
+
+‘Don’t!’ cried Tackleton, with a short, sharp laugh. ‘Don’t what?’
+
+The Carrier had some faint idea of adding, ‘dote upon you.’ But,
+happening to meet the half-closed eye, as it twinkled upon him over the
+turned-up collar of the cape, which was within an ace of poking it out,
+he felt it such an unlikely part and parcel of anything to be doted on,
+that he substituted, ‘that she don’t believe it?’
+
+‘Ah you dog! You’re joking,’ said Tackleton.
+
+But the Carrier, though slow to understand the full drift of his meaning,
+eyed him in such a serious manner, that he was obliged to be a little
+more explanatory.
+
+‘I have the humour,’ said Tackleton: holding up the fingers of his left
+hand, and tapping the forefinger, to imply ‘there I am, Tackleton to
+wit:’ ‘I have the humour, sir, to marry a young wife, and a pretty wife:’
+here he rapped his little finger, to express the Bride; not sparingly,
+but sharply; with a sense of power. ‘I’m able to gratify that humour and
+I do. It’s my whim. But—now look there!’
+
+He pointed to where Dot was sitting, thoughtfully, before the fire;
+leaning her dimpled chin upon her hand, and watching the bright blaze.
+The Carrier looked at her, and then at him, and then at her, and then at
+him again.
+
+‘She honours and obeys, no doubt, you know,’ said Tackleton; ‘and that,
+as I am not a man of sentiment, is quite enough for _me_. But do you
+think there’s anything more in it?’
+
+‘I think,’ observed the Carrier, ‘that I should chuck any man out of
+window, who said there wasn’t.’
+
+‘Exactly so,’ returned the other with an unusual alacrity of assent. ‘To
+be sure! Doubtless you would. Of course. I’m certain of it. Good
+night. Pleasant dreams!’
+
+The Carrier was puzzled, and made uncomfortable and uncertain, in spite
+of himself. He couldn’t help showing it, in his manner.
+
+‘Good night, my dear friend!’ said Tackleton, compassionately. ‘I’m off.
+We’re exactly alike, in reality, I see. You won’t give us to-morrow
+evening? Well! Next day you go out visiting, I know. I’ll meet you
+there, and bring my wife that is to be. It’ll do her good. You’re
+agreeable? Thank’ee. What’s that!’
+
+It was a loud cry from the Carrier’s wife: a loud, sharp, sudden cry,
+that made the room ring, like a glass vessel. She had risen from her
+seat, and stood like one transfixed by terror and surprise. The Stranger
+had advanced towards the fire to warm himself, and stood within a short
+stride of her chair. But quite still.
+
+‘Dot!’ cried the Carrier. ‘Mary! Darling! What’s the matter?’
+
+They were all about her in a moment. Caleb, who had been dozing on the
+cake-box, in the first imperfect recovery of his suspended presence of
+mind, seized Miss Slowboy by the hair of her head, but immediately
+apologised.
+
+‘Mary!’ exclaimed the Carrier, supporting her in his arms. ‘Are you ill!
+What is it? Tell me, dear!’
+
+She only answered by beating her hands together, and falling into a wild
+fit of laughter. Then, sinking from his grasp upon the ground, she
+covered her face with her apron, and wept bitterly. And then she laughed
+again, and then she cried again, and then she said how cold it was, and
+suffered him to lead her to the fire, where she sat down as before. The
+old man standing, as before, quite still.
+
+‘I’m better, John,’ she said. ‘I’m quite well now—I—’
+
+‘John!’ But John was on the other side of her. Why turn her face
+towards the strange old gentleman, as if addressing him! Was her brain
+wandering?
+
+‘Only a fancy, John dear—a kind of shock—a something coming suddenly
+before my eyes—I don’t know what it was. It’s quite gone, quite gone.’
+
+‘I’m glad it’s gone,’ muttered Tackleton, turning the expressive eye all
+round the room. ‘I wonder where it’s gone, and what it was. Humph!
+Caleb, come here! Who’s that with the grey hair?’
+
+‘I don’t know, sir,’ returned Caleb in a whisper. ‘Never see him before,
+in all my life. A beautiful figure for a nut-cracker; quite a new model.
+With a screw-jaw opening down into his waistcoat, he’d be lovely.’
+
+‘Not ugly enough,’ said Tackleton.
+
+‘Or for a firebox, either,’ observed Caleb, in deep contemplation, ‘what
+a model! Unscrew his head to put the matches in; turn him heels up’ards
+for the light; and what a firebox for a gentleman’s mantel-shelf, just as
+he stands!’
+
+‘Not half ugly enough,’ said Tackleton. ‘Nothing in him at all! Come!
+Bring that box! All right now, I hope?’
+
+‘Oh quite gone! Quite gone!’ said the little woman, waving him hurriedly
+away. ‘Good night!’
+
+‘Good night,’ said Tackleton. ‘Good night, John Peerybingle! Take care
+how you carry that box, Caleb. Let it fall, and I’ll murder you! Dark
+as pitch, and weather worse than ever, eh? Good night!’
+
+So, with another sharp look round the room, he went out at the door;
+followed by Caleb with the wedding-cake on his head.
+
+The Carrier had been so much astounded by his little wife, and so busily
+engaged in soothing and tending her, that he had scarcely been conscious
+of the Stranger’s presence, until now, when he again stood there, their
+only guest.
+
+‘He don’t belong to them, you see,’ said John. ‘I must give him a hint
+to go.’
+
+‘I beg your pardon, friend,’ said the old gentleman, advancing to him;
+‘the more so, as I fear your wife has not been well; but the Attendant
+whom my infirmity,’ he touched his ears and shook his head, ‘renders
+almost indispensable, not having arrived, I fear there must be some
+mistake. The bad night which made the shelter of your comfortable cart
+(may I never have a worse!) so acceptable, is still as bad as ever.
+Would you, in your kindness, suffer me to rent a bed here?’
+
+‘Yes, yes,’ cried Dot. ‘Yes! Certainly!’
+
+‘Oh!’ said the Carrier, surprised by the rapidity of this consent.
+
+‘Well! I don’t object; but, still I’m not quite sure that—’
+
+‘Hush!’ she interrupted. ‘Dear John!’
+
+‘Why, he’s stone deaf,’ urged John.
+
+‘I know he is, but—Yes, sir, certainly. Yes! certainly! I’ll make him
+up a bed, directly, John.’
+
+As she hurried off to do it, the flutter of her spirits, and the
+agitation of her manner, were so strange that the Carrier stood looking
+after her, quite confounded.
+
+‘Did its mothers make it up a Beds then!’ cried Miss Slowboy to the Baby;
+‘and did its hair grow brown and curly, when its caps was lifted off, and
+frighten it, a precious Pets, a-sitting by the fires!’
+
+With that unaccountable attraction of the mind to trifles, which is often
+incidental to a state of doubt and confusion, the Carrier as he walked
+slowly to and fro, found himself mentally repeating even these absurd
+words, many times. So many times that he got them by heart, and was
+still conning them over and over, like a lesson, when Tilly, after
+administering as much friction to the little bald head with her hand as
+she thought wholesome (according to the practice of nurses), had once
+more tied the Baby’s cap on.
+
+‘And frighten it, a precious Pets, a-sitting by the fires. What
+frightened Dot, I wonder!’ mused the Carrier, pacing to and fro.
+
+He scouted, from his heart, the insinuations of the Toy-merchant, and yet
+they filled him with a vague, indefinite uneasiness. For, Tackleton was
+quick and sly; and he had that painful sense, himself, of being a man of slow
+perception, that a broken hint was always worrying to him. He certainly
+had no intention in his mind of linking anything that Tackleton had said,
+with the unusual conduct of his wife, but the two subjects of reflection
+came into his mind together, and he could not keep them asunder.
+
+The bed was soon made ready; and the visitor, declining all refreshment
+but a cup of tea, retired. Then, Dot—quite well again, she said, quite
+well again—arranged the great chair in the chimney-corner for her
+husband; filled his pipe and gave it him; and took her usual little stool
+beside him on the hearth.
+
+She always _would_ sit on that little stool. I think she must have had a
+kind of notion that it was a coaxing, wheedling little stool.
+
+She was, out and out, the very best filler of a pipe, I should say, in
+the four quarters of the globe. To see her put that chubby little finger
+in the bowl, and then blow down the pipe to clear the tube, and, when she
+had done so, affect to think that there was really something in the tube,
+and blow a dozen times, and hold it to her eye like a telescope, with a
+most provoking twist in her capital little face, as she looked down it,
+was quite a brilliant thing. As to the tobacco, she was perfect mistress
+of the subject; and her lighting of the pipe, with a wisp of paper, when
+the Carrier had it in his mouth—going so very near his nose, and yet not
+scorching it—was Art, high Art.
+
+And the Cricket and the kettle, turning up again, acknowledged it! The
+bright fire, blazing up again, acknowledged it! The little Mower on the
+clock, in his unheeded work, acknowledged it! The Carrier, in his
+smoothing forehead and expanding face, acknowledged it, the readiest of
+all.
+
+And as he soberly and thoughtfully puffed at his old pipe, and as the
+Dutch clock ticked, and as the red fire gleamed, and as the Cricket
+chirped; that Genius of his Hearth and Home (for such the Cricket was)
+came out, in fairy shape, into the room, and summoned many forms of Home
+about him. Dots of all ages, and all sizes, filled the chamber. Dots
+who were merry children, running on before him gathering flowers, in the
+fields; coy Dots, half shrinking from, half yielding to, the pleading of
+his own rough image; newly-married Dots, alighting at the door, and
+taking wondering possession of the household keys; motherly little Dots,
+attended by fictitious Slowboys, bearing babies to be christened;
+matronly Dots, still young and blooming, watching Dots of daughters, as
+they danced at rustic balls; fat Dots, encircled and beset by troops of
+rosy grandchildren; withered Dots, who leaned on sticks, and tottered as
+they crept along. Old Carriers too, appeared, with blind old Boxers
+lying at their feet; and newer carts with younger drivers (‘Peerybingle
+Brothers’ on the tilt); and sick old Carriers, tended by the gentlest
+hands; and graves of dead and gone old Carriers, green in the churchyard.
+And as the Cricket showed him all these things—he saw them plainly,
+though his eyes were fixed upon the fire—the Carrier’s heart grew light
+and happy, and he thanked his Household Gods with all his might, and
+cared no more for Gruff and Tackleton than you do.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+But, what was that young figure of a man, which the same Fairy Cricket
+set so near Her stool, and which remained there, singly and alone? Why
+did it linger still, so near her, with its arm upon the chimney-piece,
+ever repeating ‘Married! and not to me!’
+
+O Dot! O failing Dot! There is no place for it in all your husband’s
+visions; why has its shadow fallen on his hearth!
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II—Chirp the Second
+
+
+Caleb Plummer and his Blind Daughter lived all alone by themselves, as
+the Story-books say—and my blessing, with yours to back it I hope, on the
+Story-books, for saying anything in this workaday world!—Caleb Plummer
+and his Blind Daughter lived all alone by themselves, in a little cracked
+nutshell of a wooden house, which was, in truth, no better than a pimple
+on the prominent red-brick nose of Gruff and Tackleton. The premises of
+Gruff and Tackleton were the great feature of the street; but you might
+have knocked down Caleb Plummer’s dwelling with a hammer or two, and
+carried off the pieces in a cart.
+
+If any one had done the dwelling-house of Caleb Plummer the honour to
+miss it after such an inroad, it would have been, no doubt, to commend
+its demolition as a vast improvement. It stuck to the premises of Gruff
+and Tackleton, like a barnacle to a ship’s keel, or a snail to a door, or
+a little bunch of toadstools to the stem of a tree.
+
+But, it was the germ from which the full-grown trunk of Gruff and
+Tackleton had sprung; and, under its crazy roof, the Gruff before last,
+had, in a small way, made toys for a generation of old boys and girls,
+who had played with them, and found them out, and broken them, and gone
+to sleep.
+
+I have said that Caleb and his poor Blind Daughter lived here. I should
+have said that Caleb lived here, and his poor Blind Daughter somewhere
+else—in an enchanted home of Caleb’s furnishing, where scarcity and
+shabbiness were not, and trouble never entered. Caleb was no sorcerer,
+but in the only magic art that still remains to us, the magic of devoted,
+deathless love, Nature had been the mistress of his study; and from her
+teaching, all the wonder came.
+
+The Blind Girl never knew that ceilings were discoloured, walls blotched
+and bare of plaster here and there, high crevices unstopped and widening
+every day, beams mouldering and tending downward. The Blind Girl never
+knew that iron was rusting, wood rotting, paper peeling off; the size,
+and shape, and true proportion of the dwelling, withering away. The
+Blind Girl never knew that ugly shapes of delf and earthenware were on
+the board; that sorrow and faintheartedness were in the house; that
+Caleb’s scanty hairs were turning greyer and more grey, before her
+sightless face. The Blind Girl never knew they had a master, cold,
+exacting, and uninterested—never knew that Tackleton was Tackleton in
+short; but lived in the belief of an eccentric humourist who loved to
+have his jest with them, and who, while he was the Guardian Angel of
+their lives, disdained to hear one word of thankfulness.
+
+And all was Caleb’s doing; all the doing of her simple father! But he
+too had a Cricket on his Hearth; and listening sadly to its music when
+the motherless Blind Child was very young, that Spirit had inspired him
+with the thought that even her great deprivation might be almost changed
+into a blessing, and the girl made happy by these little means. For all
+the Cricket tribe are potent Spirits, even though the people who hold
+converse with them do not know it (which is frequently the case); and
+there are not in the unseen world, voices more gentle and more true, that
+may be so implicitly relied on, or that are so certain to give none but
+tenderest counsel, as the Voices in which the Spirits of the Fireside and
+the Hearth address themselves to human kind.
+
+Caleb and his daughter were at work together in their usual working-room,
+which served them for their ordinary living-room as well; and a strange
+place it was. There were houses in it, finished and unfinished, for
+Dolls of all stations in life. Suburban tenements for Dolls of moderate
+means; kitchens and single apartments for Dolls of the lower classes;
+capital town residences for Dolls of high estate. Some of these
+establishments were already furnished according to estimate, with a view
+to the convenience of Dolls of limited income; others could be fitted on
+the most expensive scale, at a moment’s notice, from whole shelves of
+chairs and tables, sofas, bedsteads, and upholstery. The nobility and
+gentry, and public in general, for whose accommodation these tenements
+were designed, lay, here and there, in baskets, staring straight up at
+the ceiling; but, in denoting their degrees in society, and confining
+them to their respective stations (which experience shows to be
+lamentably difficult in real life), the makers of these Dolls had far
+improved on Nature, who is often froward and perverse; for, they, not
+resting on such arbitrary marks as satin, cotton-print, and bits of rag,
+had superadded striking personal differences which allowed of no mistake.
+Thus, the Doll-lady of distinction had wax limbs of perfect symmetry; but
+only she and her compeers. The next grade in the social scale being made
+of leather, and the next of coarse linen stuff. As to the common-people,
+they had just so many matches out of tinder-boxes, for their arms and
+legs, and there they were—established in their sphere at once, beyond the
+possibility of getting out of it.
+
+There were various other samples of his handicraft, besides Dolls, in
+Caleb Plummer’s room. There were Noah’s Arks, in which the Birds and
+Beasts were an uncommonly tight fit, I assure you; though they could be
+crammed in, anyhow, at the roof, and rattled and shaken into the smallest
+compass. By a bold poetical licence, most of these Noah’s Arks had
+knockers on the doors; inconsistent appendages, perhaps, as suggestive of
+morning callers and a Postman, yet a pleasant finish to the outside of
+the building. There were scores of melancholy little carts, which, when
+the wheels went round, performed most doleful music. Many small fiddles,
+drums, and other instruments of torture; no end of cannon, shields,
+swords, spears, and guns. There were little tumblers in red breeches,
+incessantly swarming up high obstacles of red-tape, and coming down, head
+first, on the other side; and there were innumerable old gentlemen of
+respectable, not to say venerable, appearance, insanely flying over
+horizontal pegs, inserted, for the purpose, in their own street doors.
+There were beasts of all sorts; horses, in particular, of every breed,
+from the spotted barrel on four pegs, with a small tippet for a mane, to
+the thoroughbred rocker on his highest mettle. As it would have been
+hard to count the dozens upon dozens of grotesque figures that were ever
+ready to commit all sorts of absurdities on the turning of a handle, so
+it would have been no easy task to mention any human folly, vice, or
+weakness, that had not its type, immediate or remote, in Caleb Plummer’s
+room. And not in an exaggerated form, for very little handles will move
+men and women to as strange performances, as any Toy was ever made to
+undertake.
+
+In the midst of all these objects, Caleb and his daughter sat at work.
+The Blind Girl busy as a Doll’s dressmaker; Caleb painting and glazing
+the four-pair front of a desirable family mansion.
+
+The care imprinted in the lines of Caleb’s face, and his absorbed and
+dreamy manner, which would have sat well on some alchemist or abstruse
+student, were at first sight an odd contrast to his occupation, and the
+trivialities about him. But, trivial things, invented and pursued for
+bread, become very serious matters of fact; and, apart from this
+consideration, I am not at all prepared to say, myself, that if Caleb had
+been a Lord Chamberlain, or a Member of Parliament, or a lawyer, or even
+a great speculator, he would have dealt in toys one whit less whimsical,
+while I have a very great doubt whether they would have been as harmless.
+
+‘So you were out in the rain last night, father, in your beautiful new
+great-coat,’ said Caleb’s daughter.
+
+‘In my beautiful new great-coat,’ answered Caleb, glancing towards a
+clothes-line in the room, on which the sack-cloth garment previously
+described, was carefully hung up to dry.
+
+‘How glad I am you bought it, father!’
+
+‘And of such a tailor, too,’ said Caleb. ‘Quite a fashionable tailor.
+It’s too good for me.’
+
+The Blind Girl rested from her work, and laughed with delight.
+
+‘Too good, father! What can be too good for you?’
+
+‘I’m half-ashamed to wear it though,’ said Caleb, watching the effect of
+what he said, upon her brightening face; ‘upon my word! When I hear the
+boys and people say behind me, “Hal-loa! Here’s a swell!” I don’t know
+which way to look. And when the beggar wouldn’t go away last night; and
+when I said I was a very common man, said “No, your Honour! Bless your
+Honour, don’t say that!” I was quite ashamed. I really felt as if I
+hadn’t a right to wear it.’
+
+Happy Blind Girl! How merry she was, in her exultation!
+
+‘I see you, father,’ she said, clasping her hands, ‘as plainly, as if I
+had the eyes I never want when you are with me. A blue coat—’
+
+‘Bright blue,’ said Caleb.
+
+‘Yes, yes! Bright blue!’ exclaimed the girl, turning up her radiant
+face; ‘the colour I can just remember in the blessed sky! You told me it
+was blue before! A bright blue coat—’
+
+‘Made loose to the figure,’ suggested Caleb.
+
+‘Made loose to the figure!’ cried the Blind Girl, laughing heartily; ‘and
+in it, you, dear father, with your merry eye, your smiling face, your
+free step, and your dark hair—looking so young and handsome!’
+
+‘Halloa! Halloa!’ said Caleb. ‘I shall be vain, presently!’
+
+‘I think you are, already,’ cried the Blind Girl, pointing at him, in her
+glee. ‘I know you, father! Ha, ha, ha! I’ve found you out, you see!’
+
+How different the picture in her mind, from Caleb, as he sat observing
+her! She had spoken of his free step. She was right in that. For years
+and years, he had never once crossed that threshold at his own slow pace,
+but with a footfall counterfeited for her ear; and never had he, when his
+heart was heaviest, forgotten the light tread that was to render hers so
+cheerful and courageous!
+
+Heaven knows! But I think Caleb’s vague bewilderment of manner may have
+half originated in his having confused himself about himself and
+everything around him, for the love of his Blind Daughter. How could the
+little man be otherwise than bewildered, after labouring for so many
+years to destroy his own identity, and that of all the objects that had
+any bearing on it!
+
+‘There we are,’ said Caleb, falling back a pace or two to form the better
+judgment of his work; ‘as near the real thing as sixpenn’orth of
+halfpence is to sixpence. What a pity that the whole front of the house
+opens at once! If there was only a staircase in it, now, and regular
+doors to the rooms to go in at! But that’s the worst of my calling, I’m
+always deluding myself, and swindling myself.’
+
+‘You are speaking quite softly. You are not tired, father?’
+
+‘Tired!’ echoed Caleb, with a great burst of animation, ‘what should tire
+me, Bertha? _I_ was never tired. What does it mean?’
+
+To give the greater force to his words, he checked himself in an
+involuntary imitation of two half-length stretching and yawning figures
+on the mantel-shelf, who were represented as in one eternal state of
+weariness from the waist upwards; and hummed a fragment of a song. It
+was a Bacchanalian song, something about a Sparkling Bowl. He sang it
+with an assumption of a Devil-may-care voice, that made his face a
+thousand times more meagre and more thoughtful than ever.
+
+‘What! You’re singing, are you?’ said Tackleton, putting his head in at
+the door. ‘Go it! _I_ can’t sing.’
+
+Nobody would have suspected him of it. He hadn’t what is generally
+termed a singing face, by any means.
+
+‘I can’t afford to sing,’ said Tackleton. ‘I’m glad _you can_. I hope
+you can afford to work too. Hardly time for both, I should think?’
+
+‘If you could only see him, Bertha, how he’s winking at me!’ whispered
+Caleb. ‘Such a man to joke! you’d think, if you didn’t know him, he was
+in earnest—wouldn’t you now?’
+
+The Blind Girl smiled and nodded.
+
+‘The bird that can sing and won’t sing, must be made to sing, they say,’
+grumbled Tackleton. ‘What about the owl that can’t sing, and oughtn’t to
+sing, and will sing; is there anything that _he_ should be made to do?’
+
+‘The extent to which he’s winking at this moment!’ whispered Caleb to his
+daughter. ‘O, my gracious!’
+
+‘Always merry and light-hearted with us!’ cried the smiling Bertha.
+
+‘O, you’re there, are you?’ answered Tackleton. ‘Poor Idiot!’
+
+He really did believe she was an Idiot; and he founded the belief, I
+can’t say whether consciously or not, upon her being fond of him.
+
+‘Well! and being there,—how are you?’ said Tackleton, in his grudging
+way.
+
+‘Oh! well; quite well. And as happy as even you can wish me to be. As
+happy as you would make the whole world, if you could!’
+
+‘Poor Idiot!’ muttered Tackleton. ‘No gleam of reason. Not a gleam!’
+
+The Blind Girl took his hand and kissed it; held it for a moment in her
+own two hands; and laid her cheek against it tenderly, before releasing
+it. There was such unspeakable affection and such fervent gratitude in
+the act, that Tackleton himself was moved to say, in a milder growl than
+usual:
+
+‘What’s the matter now?’
+
+‘I stood it close beside my pillow when I went to sleep last night, and
+remembered it in my dreams. And when the day broke, and the glorious red
+sun—the _red_ sun, father?’
+
+‘Red in the mornings and the evenings, Bertha,’ said poor Caleb, with a
+woeful glance at his employer.
+
+‘When it rose, and the bright light I almost fear to strike myself
+against in walking, came into the room, I turned the little tree towards
+it, and blessed Heaven for making things so precious, and blessed you for
+sending them to cheer me!’
+
+‘Bedlam broke loose!’ said Tackleton under his breath. ‘We shall arrive
+at the strait-waistcoat and mufflers soon. We’re getting on!’
+
+Caleb, with his hands hooked loosely in each other, stared vacantly
+before him while his daughter spoke, as if he really were uncertain (I
+believe he was) whether Tackleton had done anything to deserve her
+thanks, or not. If he could have been a perfectly free agent, at that
+moment, required, on pain of death, to kick the Toy-merchant, or fall at
+his feet, according to his merits, I believe it would have been an even
+chance which course he would have taken. Yet, Caleb knew that with his
+own hands he had brought the little rose-tree home for her, so carefully,
+and that with his own lips he had forged the innocent deception which
+should help to keep her from suspecting how much, how very much, he every
+day, denied himself, that she might be the happier.
+
+‘Bertha!’ said Tackleton, assuming, for the nonce, a little cordiality.
+‘Come here.’
+
+‘Oh! I can come straight to you! You needn’t guide me!’ she rejoined.
+
+‘Shall I tell you a secret, Bertha?’
+
+‘If you will!’ she answered, eagerly.
+
+How bright the darkened face! How adorned with light, the listening
+head!
+
+‘This is the day on which little what’s-her-name, the spoilt child,
+Peerybingle’s wife, pays her regular visit to you—makes her fantastic
+Pic-Nic here; an’t it?’ said Tackleton, with a strong expression of
+distaste for the whole concern.
+
+‘Yes,’ replied Bertha. ‘This is the day.’
+
+‘I thought so,’ said Tackleton. ‘I should like to join the party.’
+
+‘Do you hear that, father!’ cried the Blind Girl in an ecstasy.
+
+‘Yes, yes, I hear it,’ murmured Caleb, with the fixed look of a
+sleep-walker; ‘but I don’t believe it. It’s one of my lies, I’ve no
+doubt.’
+
+‘You see I—I want to bring the Peerybingles a little more into company
+with May Fielding,’ said Tackleton. ‘I am going to be married to May.’
+
+‘Married!’ cried the Blind Girl, starting from him.
+
+‘She’s such a con-founded Idiot,’ muttered Tackleton, ‘that I was afraid
+she’d never comprehend me. Ah, Bertha! Married! Church, parson, clerk,
+beadle, glass-coach, bells, breakfast, bride-cake, favours, marrow-bones,
+cleavers, and all the rest of the tom-foolery. A wedding, you know; a
+wedding. Don’t you know what a wedding is?’
+
+‘I know,’ replied the Blind Girl, in a gentle tone. ‘I understand!’
+
+‘Do you?’ muttered Tackleton. ‘It’s more than I expected. Well! On
+that account I want to join the party, and to bring May and her mother.
+I’ll send in a little something or other, before the afternoon. A cold
+leg of mutton, or some comfortable trifle of that sort. You’ll expect
+me?’
+
+‘Yes,’ she answered.
+
+She had drooped her head, and turned away; and so stood, with her hands
+crossed, musing.
+
+‘I don’t think you will,’ muttered Tackleton, looking at her; ‘for you
+seem to have forgotten all about it, already. Caleb!’
+
+‘I may venture to say I’m here, I suppose,’ thought Caleb. ‘Sir!’
+
+‘Take care she don’t forget what I’ve been saying to her.’
+
+‘_She_ never forgets,’ returned Caleb. ‘It’s one of the few things she
+an’t clever in.’
+
+‘Every man thinks his own geese swans,’ observed the Toy-merchant, with a
+shrug. ‘Poor devil!’
+
+Having delivered himself of which remark, with infinite contempt, old
+Gruff and Tackleton withdrew.
+
+Bertha remained where he had left her, lost in meditation. The gaiety
+had vanished from her downcast face, and it was very sad. Three or four
+times she shook her head, as if bewailing some remembrance or some loss;
+but her sorrowful reflections found no vent in words.
+
+It was not until Caleb had been occupied, some time, in yoking a team of
+horses to a waggon by the summary process of nailing the harness to the
+vital parts of their bodies, that she drew near to his working-stool, and
+sitting down beside him, said:
+
+‘Father, I am lonely in the dark. I want my eyes, my patient, willing
+eyes.’
+
+‘Here they are,’ said Caleb. ‘Always ready. They are more yours than
+mine, Bertha, any hour in the four-and-twenty. What shall your eyes do
+for you, dear?’
+
+‘Look round the room, father.’
+
+‘All right,’ said Caleb. ‘No sooner said than done, Bertha.’
+
+‘Tell me about it.’
+
+‘It’s much the same as usual,’ said Caleb. ‘Homely, but very snug. The
+gay colours on the walls; the bright flowers on the plates and dishes;
+the shining wood, where there are beams or panels; the general
+cheerfulness and neatness of the building; make it very pretty.’
+
+Cheerful and neat it was wherever Bertha’s hands could busy themselves.
+But nowhere else, were cheerfulness and neatness possible, in the old
+crazy shed which Caleb’s fancy so transformed.
+
+‘You have your working dress on, and are not so gallant as when you wear
+the handsome coat?’ said Bertha, touching him.
+
+‘Not quite so gallant,’ answered Caleb. ‘Pretty brisk though.’
+
+‘Father,’ said the Blind Girl, drawing close to his side, and stealing
+one arm round his neck, ‘tell me something about May. She is very fair?’
+
+‘She is indeed,’ said Caleb. And she was indeed. It was quite a rare
+thing to Caleb, not to have to draw on his invention.
+
+‘Her hair is dark,’ said Bertha, pensively, ‘darker than mine. Her voice
+is sweet and musical, I know. I have often loved to hear it. Her
+shape—’
+
+‘There’s not a Doll’s in all the room to equal it,’ said Caleb. ‘And her
+eyes!—’
+
+He stopped; for Bertha had drawn closer round his neck, and from the arm
+that clung about him, came a warning pressure which he understood too
+well.
+
+He coughed a moment, hammered for a moment, and then fell back upon the
+song about the sparkling bowl; his infallible resource in all such
+difficulties.
+
+‘Our friend, father, our benefactor. I am never tired, you know, of
+hearing about him.—Now, was I ever?’ she said, hastily.
+
+‘Of course not,’ answered Caleb, ‘and with reason.’
+
+‘Ah! With how much reason!’ cried the Blind Girl. With such fervency,
+that Caleb, though his motives were so pure, could not endure to meet her
+face; but dropped his eyes, as if she could have read in them his
+innocent deceit.
+
+‘Then, tell me again about him, dear father,’ said Bertha. ‘Many times
+again! His face is benevolent, kind, and tender. Honest and true, I am
+sure it is. The manly heart that tries to cloak all favours with a show
+of roughness and unwillingness, beats in its every look and glance.’
+
+‘And makes it noble!’ added Caleb, in his quiet desperation.
+
+‘And makes it noble!’ cried the Blind Girl. ‘He is older than May,
+father.’
+
+‘Ye-es,’ said Caleb, reluctantly. ‘He’s a little older than May. But
+that don’t signify.’
+
+‘Oh father, yes! To be his patient companion in infirmity and age; to be
+his gentle nurse in sickness, and his constant friend in suffering and
+sorrow; to know no weariness in working for his sake; to watch him, tend
+him, sit beside his bed and talk to him awake, and pray for him asleep;
+what privileges these would be! What opportunities for proving all her
+truth and devotion to him! Would she do all this, dear father?
+
+‘No doubt of it,’ said Caleb.
+
+‘I love her, father; I can love her from my soul!’ exclaimed the Blind
+Girl. And saying so, she laid her poor blind face on Caleb’s shoulder,
+and so wept and wept, that he was almost sorry to have brought that
+tearful happiness upon her.
+
+In the mean time, there had been a pretty sharp commotion at John
+Peerybingle’s, for little Mrs. Peerybingle naturally couldn’t think of
+going anywhere without the Baby; and to get the Baby under weigh took
+time. Not that there was much of the Baby, speaking of it as a thing of
+weight and measure, but there was a vast deal to do about and about it,
+and it all had to be done by easy stages. For instance, when the Baby
+was got, by hook and by crook, to a certain point of dressing, and you
+might have rationally supposed that another touch or two would finish him
+off, and turn him out a tip-top Baby challenging the world, he was
+unexpectedly extinguished in a flannel cap, and hustled off to bed; where
+he simmered (so to speak) between two blankets for the best part of an
+hour. From this state of inaction he was then recalled, shining very
+much and roaring violently, to partake of—well? I would rather say, if
+you’ll permit me to speak generally—of a slight repast. After which, he
+went to sleep again. Mrs. Peerybingle took advantage of this interval,
+to make herself as smart in a small way as ever you saw anybody in all
+your life; and, during the same short truce, Miss Slowboy insinuated
+herself into a spencer of a fashion so surprising and ingenious, that it
+had no connection with herself, or anything else in the universe, but was
+a shrunken, dog’s-eared, independent fact, pursuing its lonely course
+without the least regard to anybody. By this time, the Baby, being all
+alive again, was invested, by the united efforts of Mrs. Peerybingle and
+Miss Slowboy, with a cream-coloured mantle for its body, and a sort of
+nankeen raised-pie for its head; and so in course of time they all three
+got down to the door, where the old horse had already taken more than the
+full value of his day’s toll out of the Turnpike Trust, by tearing up the
+road with his impatient autographs; and whence Boxer might be dimly seen
+in the remote perspective, standing looking back, and tempting him to
+come on without orders.
+
+As to a chair, or anything of that kind for helping Mrs. Peerybingle into
+the cart, you know very little of John, if you think _that_ was
+necessary. Before you could have seen him lift her from the ground,
+there she was in her place, fresh and rosy, saying, ‘John! How _can_
+you! Think of Tilly!’
+
+If I might be allowed to mention a young lady’s legs, on any terms, I
+would observe of Miss Slowboy’s that there was a fatality about them
+which rendered them singularly liable to be grazed; and that she never
+effected the smallest ascent or descent, without recording the
+circumstance upon them with a notch, as Robinson Crusoe marked the days
+upon his wooden calendar. But as this might be considered ungenteel,
+I’ll think of it.
+
+‘John? You’ve got the Basket with the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and
+the bottles of Beer?’ said Dot. ‘If you haven’t, you must turn round
+again, this very minute.’
+
+‘You’re a nice little article,’ returned the Carrier, ‘to be talking
+about turning round, after keeping me a full quarter of an hour behind my
+time.’
+
+‘I am sorry for it, John,’ said Dot in a great bustle, ‘but I really
+could not think of going to Bertha’s—I would not do it, John, on any
+account—without the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the bottles of Beer.
+Way!’
+
+This monosyllable was addressed to the horse, who didn’t mind it at all.
+
+‘Oh _do_ way, John!’ said Mrs. Peerybingle. ‘Please!’
+
+‘It’ll be time enough to do that,’ returned John, ‘when I begin to leave
+things behind me. The basket’s here, safe enough.’
+
+‘What a hard-hearted monster you must be, John, not to have said so, at
+once, and save me such a turn! I declared I wouldn’t go to Bertha’s
+without the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the bottles of Beer, for any
+money. Regularly once a fortnight ever since we have been married, John,
+have we made our little Pic-Nic there. If anything was to go wrong with
+it, I should almost think we were never to be lucky again.’
+
+‘It was a kind thought in the first instance,’ said the Carrier: ‘and I
+honour you for it, little woman.’
+
+‘My dear John,’ replied Dot, turning very red, ‘don’t talk about
+honouring _me_. Good Gracious!’
+
+‘By the bye—’ observed the Carrier. ‘That old gentleman—’
+
+Again so visibly, and instantly embarrassed!
+
+‘He’s an odd fish,’ said the Carrier, looking straight along the road
+before them. ‘I can’t make him out. I don’t believe there’s any harm in
+him.’
+
+‘None at all. I’m—I’m sure there’s none at all.’
+
+‘Yes,’ said the Carrier, with his eyes attracted to her face by the great
+earnestness of her manner. ‘I am glad you feel so certain of it, because
+it’s a confirmation to me. It’s curious that he should have taken it
+into his head to ask leave to go on lodging with us; an’t it? Things
+come about so strangely.’
+
+‘So very strangely,’ she rejoined in a low voice, scarcely audible.
+
+‘However, he’s a good-natured old gentleman,’ said John, ‘and pays as a
+gentleman, and I think his word is to be relied upon, like a gentleman’s.
+I had quite a long talk with him this morning: he can hear me better
+already, he says, as he gets more used to my voice. He told me a great
+deal about himself, and I told him a great deal about myself, and a rare
+lot of questions he asked me. I gave him information about my having two
+beats, you know, in my business; one day to the right from our house and
+back again; another day to the left from our house and back again (for
+he’s a stranger and don’t know the names of places about here); and he
+seemed quite pleased. “Why, then I shall be returning home to-night your
+way,” he says, “when I thought you’d be coming in an exactly opposite
+direction. That’s capital! I may trouble you for another lift perhaps,
+but I’ll engage not to fall so sound asleep again.” He _was_ sound
+asleep, sure-ly!—Dot! what are you thinking of?’
+
+‘Thinking of, John? I—I was listening to you.’
+
+‘O! That’s all right!’ said the honest Carrier. ‘I was afraid, from the
+look of your face, that I had gone rambling on so long, as to set you
+thinking about something else. I was very near it, I’ll be bound.’
+
+Dot making no reply, they jogged on, for some little time, in silence.
+But, it was not easy to remain silent very long in John Peerybingle’s
+cart, for everybody on the road had something to say. Though it might
+only be ‘How are you!’ and indeed it was very often nothing else, still,
+to give that back again in the right spirit of cordiality, required, not
+merely a nod and a smile, but as wholesome an action of the lungs withal,
+as a long-winded Parliamentary speech. Sometimes, passengers on foot, or
+horseback, plodded on a little way beside the cart, for the express
+purpose of having a chat; and then there was a great deal to be said, on
+both sides.
+
+Then, Boxer gave occasion to more good-natured recognitions of, and by,
+the Carrier, than half-a-dozen Christians could have done! Everybody
+knew him, all along the road—especially the fowls and pigs, who when they
+saw him approaching, with his body all on one side, and his ears pricked
+up inquisitively, and that knob of a tail making the most of itself in
+the air, immediately withdrew into remote back settlements, without
+waiting for the honour of a nearer acquaintance. He had business
+everywhere; going down all the turnings, looking into all the wells,
+bolting in and out of all the cottages, dashing into the midst of all the
+Dame-Schools, fluttering all the pigeons, magnifying the tails of all the
+cats, and trotting into the public-houses like a regular customer.
+Wherever he went, somebody or other might have been heard to cry,
+‘Halloa! Here’s Boxer!’ and out came that somebody forthwith,
+accompanied by at least two or three other somebodies, to give John
+Peerybingle and his pretty wife, Good Day.
+
+The packages and parcels for the errand cart, were numerous; and there
+were many stoppages to take them in and give them out, which were not by
+any means the worst parts of the journey. Some people were so full of
+expectation about their parcels, and other people were so full of wonder
+about their parcels, and other people were so full of inexhaustible
+directions about their parcels, and John had such a lively interest in
+all the parcels, that it was as good as a play. Likewise, there were
+articles to carry, which required to be considered and discussed, and in
+reference to the adjustment and disposition of which, councils had to be
+holden by the Carrier and the senders: at which Boxer usually assisted,
+in short fits of the closest attention, and long fits of tearing round
+and round the assembled sages and barking himself hoarse. Of all these
+little incidents, Dot was the amused and open-eyed spectatress from her
+chair in the cart; and as she sat there, looking on—a charming little
+portrait framed to admiration by the tilt—there was no lack of nudgings
+and glancings and whisperings and envyings among the younger men. And
+this delighted John the Carrier, beyond measure; for he was proud to have
+his little wife admired, knowing that she didn’t mind it—that, if
+anything, she rather liked it perhaps.
+
+The trip was a little foggy, to be sure, in the January weather; and was
+raw and cold. But who cared for such trifles? Not Dot, decidedly. Not
+Tilly Slowboy, for she deemed sitting in a cart, on any terms, to be the
+highest point of human joys; the crowning circumstance of earthly hopes.
+Not the Baby, I’ll be sworn; for it’s not in Baby nature to be warmer or
+more sound asleep, though its capacity is great in both respects, than
+that blessed young Peerybingle was, all the way.
+
+You couldn’t see very far in the fog, of course; but you could see a
+great deal! It’s astonishing how much you may see, in a thicker fog than
+that, if you will only take the trouble to look for it. Why, even to sit
+watching for the Fairy-rings in the fields, and for the patches of
+hoar-frost still lingering in the shade, near hedges and by trees, was a
+pleasant occupation: to make no mention of the unexpected shapes in which
+the trees themselves came starting out of the mist, and glided into it
+again. The hedges were tangled and bare, and waved a multitude of
+blighted garlands in the wind; but there was no discouragement in this.
+It was agreeable to contemplate; for it made the fireside warmer in
+possession, and the summer greener in expectancy. The river looked
+chilly; but it was in motion, and moving at a good pace—which was a great
+point. The canal was rather slow and torpid; that must be admitted.
+Never mind. It would freeze the sooner when the frost set fairly in, and
+then there would be skating, and sliding; and the heavy old barges,
+frozen up somewhere near a wharf, would smoke their rusty iron chimney
+pipes all day, and have a lazy time of it.
+
+In one place, there was a great mound of weeds or stubble burning; and
+they watched the fire, so white in the daytime, flaring through the fog,
+with only here and there a dash of red in it, until, in consequence, as
+she observed, of the smoke ‘getting up her nose,’ Miss Slowboy choked—she
+could do anything of that sort, on the smallest provocation—and woke the
+Baby, who wouldn’t go to sleep again. But, Boxer, who was in advance
+some quarter of a mile or so, had already passed the outposts of the
+town, and gained the corner of the street where Caleb and his daughter
+lived; and long before they had reached the door, he and the Blind Girl
+were on the pavement waiting to receive them.
+
+Boxer, by the way, made certain delicate distinctions of his own, in his
+communication with Bertha, which persuade me fully that he knew her to be
+blind. He never sought to attract her attention by looking at her, as he
+often did with other people, but touched her invariably. What experience
+he could ever have had of blind people or blind dogs, I don’t know. He
+had never lived with a blind master; nor had Mr. Boxer the elder, nor
+Mrs. Boxer, nor any of his respectable family on either side, ever been
+visited with blindness, that I am aware of. He may have found it out for
+himself, perhaps, but he had got hold of it somehow; and therefore he had
+hold of Bertha too, by the skirt, and kept hold, until Mrs. Peerybingle
+and the Baby, and Miss Slowboy, and the basket, were all got safely
+within doors.
+
+May Fielding was already come; and so was her mother—a little querulous
+chip of an old lady with a peevish face, who, in right of having
+preserved a waist like a bedpost, was supposed to be a most transcendent
+figure; and who, in consequence of having once been better off, or of
+labouring under an impression that she might have been, if something had
+happened which never did happen, and seemed to have never been
+particularly likely to come to pass—but it’s all the same—was very
+genteel and patronising indeed. Gruff and Tackleton was also there,
+doing the agreeable, with the evident sensation of being as perfectly at
+home, and as unquestionably in his own element, as a fresh young salmon
+on the top of the Great Pyramid.
+
+‘May! My dear old friend!’ cried Dot, running up to meet her. ‘What a
+happiness to see you.’
+
+Her old friend was, to the full, as hearty and as glad as she; and it
+really was, if you’ll believe me, quite a pleasant sight to see them
+embrace. Tackleton was a man of taste beyond all question. May was very
+pretty.
+
+You know sometimes, when you are used to a pretty face, how, when it
+comes into contact and comparison with another pretty face, it seems for
+the moment to be homely and faded, and hardly to deserve the high opinion
+you have had of it. Now, this was not at all the case, either with Dot
+or May; for May’s face set off Dot’s, and Dot’s face set off May’s, so
+naturally and agreeably, that, as John Peerybingle was very near saying
+when he came into the room, they ought to have been born sisters—which
+was the only improvement you could have suggested.
+
+Tackleton had brought his leg of mutton, and, wonderful to relate, a tart
+besides—but we don’t mind a little dissipation when our brides are in the
+case; we don’t get married every day—and in addition to these dainties,
+there were the Veal and Ham-Pie, and ‘things,’ as Mrs. Peerybingle called
+them; which were chiefly nuts and oranges, and cakes, and such small
+deer. When the repast was set forth on the board, flanked by Caleb’s
+contribution, which was a great wooden bowl of smoking potatoes (he was
+prohibited, by solemn compact, from producing any other viands),
+Tackleton led his intended mother-in-law to the post of honour. For the
+better gracing of this place at the high festival, the majestic old soul
+had adorned herself with a cap, calculated to inspire the thoughtless
+with sentiments of awe. She also wore her gloves. But let us be
+genteel, or die!
+
+Caleb sat next his daughter; Dot and her old schoolfellow were side by
+side; the good Carrier took care of the bottom of the table. Miss
+Slowboy was isolated, for the time being, from every article of furniture
+but the chair she sat on, that she might have nothing else to knock the
+Baby’s head against.
+
+As Tilly stared about her at the dolls and toys, they stared at her and
+at the company. The venerable old gentlemen at the street doors (who
+were all in full action) showed especial interest in the party, pausing
+occasionally before leaping, as if they were listening to the
+conversation, and then plunging wildly over and over, a great many times,
+without halting for breath—as in a frantic state of delight with the
+whole proceedings.
+
+Certainly, if these old gentlemen were inclined to have a fiendish joy in
+the contemplation of Tackleton’s discomfiture, they had good reason to be
+satisfied. Tackleton couldn’t get on at all; and the more cheerful his
+intended bride became in Dot’s society, the less he liked it, though he
+had brought them together for that purpose. For he was a regular dog in
+the manger, was Tackleton; and when they laughed and he couldn’t, he took
+it into his head, immediately, that they must be laughing at him.
+
+‘Ah, May!’ said Dot. ‘Dear dear, what changes! To talk of those merry
+school-days makes one young again.’
+
+‘Why, you an’t particularly old, at any time; are you?’ said Tackleton.
+
+‘Look at my sober plodding husband there,’ returned Dot. ‘He adds twenty
+years to my age at least. Don’t you, John?’
+
+‘Forty,’ John replied.
+
+‘How many _you_’ll add to May’s, I am sure I don’t know,’ said Dot,
+laughing. ‘But she can’t be much less than a hundred years of age on her
+next birthday.’
+
+‘Ha ha!’ laughed Tackleton. Hollow as a drum, that laugh though. And he
+looked as if he could have twisted Dot’s neck, comfortably.
+
+‘Dear dear!’ said Dot. ‘Only to remember how we used to talk, at school,
+about the husbands we would choose. I don’t know how young, and how
+handsome, and how gay, and how lively, mine was not to be! And as to
+May’s!—Ah dear! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, when I think what
+silly girls we were.’
+
+May seemed to know which to do; for the colour flushed into her face, and
+tears stood in her eyes.
+
+‘Even the very persons themselves—real live young men—were fixed on
+sometimes,’ said Dot. ‘We little thought how things would come about. I
+never fixed on John I’m sure; I never so much as thought of him. And if
+I had told you, you were ever to be married to Mr. Tackleton, why you’d
+have slapped me. Wouldn’t you, May?’
+
+Though May didn’t say yes, she certainly didn’t say no, or express no, by
+any means.
+
+Tackleton laughed—quite shouted, he laughed so loud. John Peerybingle
+laughed too, in his ordinary good-natured and contented manner; but his
+was a mere whisper of a laugh, to Tackleton’s.
+
+‘You couldn’t help yourselves, for all that. You couldn’t resist us, you
+see,’ said Tackleton. ‘Here we are! Here we are!’
+
+‘Where are your gay young bridegrooms now!’
+
+‘Some of them are dead,’ said Dot; ‘and some of them forgotten. Some of
+them, if they could stand among us at this moment, would not believe we
+were the same creatures; would not believe that what they saw and heard
+was real, and we _could_ forget them so. No! they would not believe one
+word of it!’
+
+‘Why, Dot!’ exclaimed the Carrier. ‘Little woman!’
+
+She had spoken with such earnestness and fire, that she stood in need of
+some recalling to herself, without doubt. Her husband’s check was very
+gentle, for he merely interfered, as he supposed, to shield old
+Tackleton; but it proved effectual, for she stopped, and said no more.
+There was an uncommon agitation, even in her silence, which the wary
+Tackleton, who had brought his half-shut eye to bear upon her, noted
+closely, and remembered to some purpose too.
+
+May uttered no word, good or bad, but sat quite still, with her eyes cast
+down, and made no sign of interest in what had passed. The good lady her
+mother now interposed, observing, in the first instance, that girls were
+girls, and byegones byegones, and that so long as young people were young
+and thoughtless, they would probably conduct themselves like young and
+thoughtless persons: with two or three other positions of a no less sound
+and incontrovertible character. She then remarked, in a devout spirit,
+that she thanked Heaven she had always found in her daughter May, a
+dutiful and obedient child; for which she took no credit to herself,
+though she had every reason to believe it was entirely owing to herself.
+With regard to Mr. Tackleton she said, That he was in a moral point of
+view an undeniable individual, and That he was in an eligible point of
+view a son-in-law to be desired, no one in their senses could doubt.
+(She was very emphatic here.) With regard to the family into which he
+was so soon about, after some solicitation, to be admitted, she believed
+Mr. Tackleton knew that, although reduced in purse, it had some
+pretensions to gentility; and if certain circumstances, not wholly
+unconnected, she would go so far as to say, with the Indigo Trade, but to
+which she would not more particularly refer, had happened differently, it
+might perhaps have been in possession of wealth. She then remarked that
+she would not allude to the past, and would not mention that her daughter
+had for some time rejected the suit of Mr. Tackleton; and that she would
+not say a great many other things which she did say, at great length.
+Finally, she delivered it as the general result of her observation and
+experience, that those marriages in which there was least of what was
+romantically and sillily called love, were always the happiest; and that
+she anticipated the greatest possible amount of bliss—not rapturous
+bliss; but the solid, steady-going article—from the approaching nuptials.
+She concluded by informing the company that to-morrow was the day she had
+lived for, expressly; and that when it was over, she would desire nothing
+better than to be packed up and disposed of, in any genteel place of
+burial.
+
+As these remarks were quite unanswerable—which is the happy property of
+all remarks that are sufficiently wide of the purpose—they changed the
+current of the conversation, and diverted the general attention to the
+Veal and Ham-Pie, the cold mutton, the potatoes, and the tart. In order
+that the bottled beer might not be slighted, John Peerybingle proposed
+To-morrow: the Wedding-Day; and called upon them to drink a bumper to it,
+before he proceeded on his journey.
+
+For you ought to know that he only rested there, and gave the old horse a
+bait. He had to go some four or five miles farther on; and when he
+returned in the evening, he called for Dot, and took another rest on his
+way home. This was the order of the day on all the Pic-Nic occasions,
+had been, ever since their institution.
+
+There were two persons present, besides the bride and bridegroom elect,
+who did but indifferent honour to the toast. One of these was Dot, too
+flushed and discomposed to adapt herself to any small occurrence of the
+moment; the other, Bertha, who rose up hurriedly, before the rest, and
+left the table.
+
+‘Good bye!’ said stout John Peerybingle, pulling on his dreadnought coat.
+‘I shall be back at the old time. Good bye all!’
+
+‘Good bye, John,’ returned Caleb.
+
+He seemed to say it by rote, and to wave his hand in the same unconscious
+manner; for he stood observing Bertha with an anxious wondering face,
+that never altered its expression.
+
+‘Good bye, young shaver!’ said the jolly Carrier, bending down to kiss
+the child; which Tilly Slowboy, now intent upon her knife and fork, had
+deposited asleep (and strange to say, without damage) in a little cot of
+Bertha’s furnishing; ‘good bye! Time will come, I suppose, when _you’ll_
+turn out into the cold, my little friend, and leave your old father to
+enjoy his pipe and his rheumatics in the chimney-corner; eh? Where’s
+Dot?’
+
+‘I’m here, John!’ she said, starting.
+
+‘Come, come!’ returned the Carrier, clapping his sounding hands.
+‘Where’s the pipe?’
+
+‘I quite forgot the pipe, John.’
+
+Forgot the pipe! Was such a wonder ever heard of! She! Forgot the
+pipe!
+
+‘I’ll—I’ll fill it directly. It’s soon done.’
+
+But it was not so soon done, either. It lay in the usual place—the
+Carrier’s dreadnought pocket—with the little pouch, her own work, from
+which she was used to fill it, but her hand shook so, that she entangled
+it (and yet her hand was small enough to have come out easily, I am
+sure), and bungled terribly. The filling of the pipe and lighting it,
+those little offices in which I have commended her discretion, were
+vilely done, from first to last. During the whole process, Tackleton
+stood looking on maliciously with the half-closed eye; which, whenever it
+met hers—or caught it, for it can hardly be said to have ever met another
+eye: rather being a kind of trap to snatch it up—augmented her confusion
+in a most remarkable degree.
+
+‘Why, what a clumsy Dot you are, this afternoon!’ said John. ‘I could
+have done it better myself, I verily believe!’
+
+With these good-natured words, he strode away, and presently was heard,
+in company with Boxer, and the old horse, and the cart, making lively
+music down the road. What time the dreamy Caleb still stood, watching
+his blind daughter, with the same expression on his face.
+
+‘Bertha!’ said Caleb, softly. ‘What has happened? How changed you are,
+my darling, in a few hours—since this morning. _You_ silent and dull all
+day! What is it? Tell me!’
+
+‘Oh father, father!’ cried the Blind Girl, bursting into tears. ‘Oh my
+hard, hard fate!’
+
+Caleb drew his hand across his eyes before he answered her.
+
+‘But think how cheerful and how happy you have been, Bertha! How good,
+and how much loved, by many people.’
+
+‘That strikes me to the heart, dear father! Always so mindful of me!
+Always so kind to me!’
+
+Caleb was very much perplexed to understand her.
+
+‘To be—to be blind, Bertha, my poor dear,’ he faltered, ‘is a great
+affliction; but—’
+
+‘I have never felt it!’ cried the Blind Girl. ‘I have never felt it, in
+its fulness. Never! I have sometimes wished that I could see you, or
+could see him—only once, dear father, only for one little minute—that I
+might know what it is I treasure up,’ she laid her hands upon her breast,
+‘and hold here! That I might be sure and have it right! And sometimes
+(but then I was a child) I have wept in my prayers at night, to think
+that when your images ascended from my heart to Heaven, they might not be
+the true resemblance of yourselves. But I have never had these feelings
+long. They have passed away and left me tranquil and contented.’
+
+‘And they will again,’ said Caleb.
+
+‘But, father! Oh my good, gentle father, bear with me, if I am wicked!’
+said the Blind Girl. ‘This is not the sorrow that so weighs me down!’
+
+Her father could not choose but let his moist eyes overflow; she was so
+earnest and pathetic, but he did not understand her, yet.
+
+‘Bring her to me,’ said Bertha. ‘I cannot hold it closed and shut within
+myself. Bring her to me, father!’
+
+She knew he hesitated, and said, ‘May. Bring May!’
+
+May heard the mention of her name, and coming quietly towards her,
+touched her on the arm. The Blind Girl turned immediately, and held her
+by both hands.
+
+‘Look into my face, Dear heart, Sweet heart!’ said Bertha. ‘Read it with
+your beautiful eyes, and tell me if the truth is written on it.’
+
+‘Dear Bertha, Yes!’
+
+The Blind Girl still, upturning the blank sightless face, down which the
+tears were coursing fast, addressed her in these words:
+
+‘There is not, in my soul, a wish or thought that is not for your good,
+bright May! There is not, in my soul, a grateful recollection stronger
+than the deep remembrance which is stored there, of the many many times
+when, in the full pride of sight and beauty, you have had consideration
+for Blind Bertha, even when we two were children, or when Bertha was as
+much a child as ever blindness can be! Every blessing on your head!
+Light upon your happy course! Not the less, my dear May;’ and she drew
+towards her, in a closer grasp; ‘not the less, my bird, because, to-day,
+the knowledge that you are to be His wife has wrung my heart almost to
+breaking! Father, May, Mary! oh forgive me that it is so, for the sake
+of all he has done to relieve the weariness of my dark life: and for the
+sake of the belief you have in me, when I call Heaven to witness that I
+could not wish him married to a wife more worthy of his goodness!’
+
+While speaking, she had released May Fielding’s hands, and clasped her
+garments in an attitude of mingled supplication and love. Sinking lower
+and lower down, as she proceeded in her strange confession, she dropped
+at last at the feet of her friend, and hid her blind face in the folds of
+her dress.
+
+‘Great Power!’ exclaimed her father, smitten at one blow with the truth,
+‘have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break her heart at last!’
+
+It was well for all of them that Dot, that beaming, useful, busy little
+Dot—for such she was, whatever faults she had, and however you may learn
+to hate her, in good time—it was well for all of them, I say, that she
+was there: or where this would have ended, it were hard to tell. But
+Dot, recovering her self-possession, interposed, before May could reply,
+or Caleb say another word.
+
+‘Come, come, dear Bertha! come away with me! Give her your arm, May.
+So! How composed she is, you see, already; and how good it is of her to
+mind us,’ said the cheery little woman, kissing her upon the forehead.
+‘Come away, dear Bertha. Come! and here’s her good father will come with
+her; won’t you, Caleb? To—be—sure!’
+
+Well, well! she was a noble little Dot in such things, and it must have
+been an obdurate nature that could have withstood her influence. When
+she had got poor Caleb and his Bertha away, that they might comfort and
+console each other, as she knew they only could, she presently came
+bouncing back,—the saying is, as fresh as any daisy; I say fresher—to
+mount guard over that bridling little piece of consequence in the cap and
+gloves, and prevent the dear old creature from making discoveries.
+
+‘So bring me the precious Baby, Tilly,’ said she, drawing a chair to the
+fire; ‘and while I have it in my lap, here’s Mrs. Fielding, Tilly, will
+tell me all about the management of Babies, and put me right in twenty
+points where I’m as wrong as can be. Won’t you, Mrs. Fielding?’
+
+Not even the Welsh Giant, who, according to the popular expression, was
+so ‘slow’ as to perform a fatal surgical operation upon himself, in
+emulation of a juggling-trick achieved by his arch-enemy at
+breakfast-time; not even he fell half so readily into the snare prepared
+for him, as the old lady did into this artful pitfall. The fact of
+Tackleton having walked out; and furthermore, of two or three people
+having been talking together at a distance, for two minutes, leaving her
+to her own resources; was quite enough to have put her on her dignity,
+and the bewailment of that mysterious convulsion in the Indigo trade, for
+four-and-twenty hours. But this becoming deference to her experience, on
+the part of the young mother, was so irresistible, that after a short
+affectation of humility, she began to enlighten her with the best grace
+in the world; and sitting bolt upright before the wicked Dot, she did, in
+half an hour, deliver more infallible domestic recipes and precepts, than
+would (if acted on) have utterly destroyed and done up that Young
+Peerybingle, though he had been an Infant Samson.
+
+To change the theme, Dot did a little needlework—she carried the contents
+of a whole workbox in her pocket; however she contrived it, I don’t
+know—then did a little nursing; then a little more needlework; then had a
+little whispering chat with May, while the old lady dozed; and so in
+little bits of bustle, which was quite her manner always, found it a very
+short afternoon. Then, as it grew dark, and as it was a solemn part of
+this Institution of the Pic-Nic that she should perform all Bertha’s
+household tasks, she trimmed the fire, and swept the hearth, and set the
+tea-board out, and drew the curtain, and lighted a candle. Then she
+played an air or two on a rude kind of harp, which Caleb had contrived
+for Bertha, and played them very well; for Nature had made her delicate
+little ear as choice a one for music as it would have been for jewels, if
+she had had any to wear. By this time it was the established hour for
+having tea; and Tackleton came back again, to share the meal, and spend
+the evening.
+
+Caleb and Bertha had returned some time before, and Caleb had sat down to
+his afternoon’s work. But he couldn’t settle to it, poor fellow, being
+anxious and remorseful for his daughter. It was touching to see him
+sitting idle on his working-stool, regarding her so wistfully, and always
+saying in his face, ‘Have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break
+her heart!’
+
+When it was night, and tea was done, and Dot had nothing more to do in
+washing up the cups and saucers; in a word—for I must come to it, and
+there is no use in putting it off—when the time drew nigh for expecting
+the Carrier’s return in every sound of distant wheels, her manner changed
+again, her colour came and went, and she was very restless. Not as good
+wives are, when listening for their husbands. No, no, no. It was
+another sort of restlessness from that.
+
+Wheels heard. A horse’s feet. The barking of a dog. The gradual
+approach of all the sounds. The scratching paw of Boxer at the door!
+
+‘Whose step is that!’ cried Bertha, starting up.
+
+‘Whose step?’ returned the Carrier, standing in the portal, with his
+brown face ruddy as a winter berry from the keen night air. ‘Why, mine.’
+
+‘The other step,’ said Bertha. ‘The man’s tread behind you!’
+
+‘She is not to be deceived,’ observed the Carrier, laughing. ‘Come
+along, sir. You’ll be welcome, never fear!’
+
+He spoke in a loud tone; and as he spoke, the deaf old gentleman entered.
+
+‘He’s not so much a stranger, that you haven’t seen him once, Caleb,’
+said the Carrier. ‘You’ll give him house-room till we go?’
+
+‘Oh surely, John, and take it as an honour.’
+
+‘He’s the best company on earth, to talk secrets in,’ said John. ‘I have
+reasonable good lungs, but he tries ’em, I can tell you. Sit down, sir.
+All friends here, and glad to see you!’
+
+When he had imparted this assurance, in a voice that amply corroborated
+what he had said about his lungs, he added in his natural tone, ‘A chair
+in the chimney-corner, and leave to sit quite silent and look pleasantly
+about him, is all he cares for. He’s easily pleased.’
+
+Bertha had been listening intently. She called Caleb to her side, when
+he had set the chair, and asked him, in a low voice, to describe their
+visitor. When he had done so (truly now; with scrupulous fidelity), she
+moved, for the first time since he had come in, and sighed, and seemed to
+have no further interest concerning him.
+
+The Carrier was in high spirits, good fellow that he was, and fonder of
+his little wife than ever.
+
+‘A clumsy Dot she was, this afternoon!’ he said, encircling her with his
+rough arm, as she stood, removed from the rest; ‘and yet I like her
+somehow. See yonder, Dot!’
+
+He pointed to the old man. She looked down. I think she trembled.
+
+‘He’s—ha ha ha!—he’s full of admiration for you!’ said the Carrier.
+‘Talked of nothing else, the whole way here. Why, he’s a brave old boy.
+I like him for it!’
+
+‘I wish he had had a better subject, John,’ she said, with an uneasy
+glance about the room. At Tackleton especially.
+
+‘A better subject!’ cried the jovial John. ‘There’s no such thing.
+Come, off with the great-coat, off with the thick shawl, off with the
+heavy wrappers! and a cosy half-hour by the fire! My humble service,
+Mistress. A game at cribbage, you and I? That’s hearty. The cards and
+board, Dot. And a glass of beer here, if there’s any left, small wife!’
+
+His challenge was addressed to the old lady, who accepting it with
+gracious readiness, they were soon engaged upon the game. At first, the
+Carrier looked about him sometimes, with a smile, or now and then called
+Dot to peep over his shoulder at his hand, and advise him on some knotty
+point. But his adversary being a rigid disciplinarian, and subject to an
+occasional weakness in respect of pegging more than she was entitled to,
+required such vigilance on his part, as left him neither eyes nor ears to
+spare. Thus, his whole attention gradually became absorbed upon the
+cards; and he thought of nothing else, until a hand upon his shoulder
+restored him to a consciousness of Tackleton.
+
+‘I am sorry to disturb you—but a word, directly.’
+
+‘I’m going to deal,’ returned the Carrier. ‘It’s a crisis.’
+
+‘It is,’ said Tackleton. ‘Come here, man!’
+
+There was that in his pale face which made the other rise immediately,
+and ask him, in a hurry, what the matter was.
+
+‘Hush! John Peerybingle,’ said Tackleton. ‘I am sorry for this. I am
+indeed. I have been afraid of it. I have suspected it from the first.’
+
+‘What is it?’ asked the Carrier, with a frightened aspect.
+
+‘Hush! I’ll show you, if you’ll come with me.’
+
+The Carrier accompanied him, without another word. They went across a
+yard, where the stars were shining, and by a little side-door, into
+Tackleton’s own counting-house, where there was a glass window,
+commanding the ware-room, which was closed for the night. There was no
+light in the counting-house itself, but there were lamps in the long
+narrow ware-room; and consequently the window was bright.
+
+‘A moment!’ said Tackleton. ‘Can you bear to look through that window,
+do you think?’
+
+‘Why not?’ returned the Carrier.
+
+‘A moment more,’ said Tackleton. ‘Don’t commit any violence. It’s of no
+use. It’s dangerous too. You’re a strong-made man; and you might do
+murder before you know it.’
+
+The Carrier looked him in the face, and recoiled a step as if he had been
+struck. In one stride he was at the window, and he saw—
+
+Oh Shadow on the Hearth! Oh truthful Cricket! Oh perfidious Wife!
+
+He saw her, with the old man—old no longer, but erect and gallant—bearing
+in his hand the false white hair that had won his way into their desolate
+and miserable home. He saw her listening to him, as he bent his head to
+whisper in her ear; and suffering him to clasp her round the waist, as
+they moved slowly down the dim wooden gallery towards the door by which
+they had entered it. He saw them stop, and saw her turn—to have the
+face, the face he loved so, so presented to his view!—and saw her, with
+her own hands, adjust the lie upon his head, laughing, as she did it, at
+his unsuspicious nature!
+
+He clenched his strong right hand at first, as if it would have beaten
+down a lion. But opening it immediately again, he spread it out before
+the eyes of Tackleton (for he was tender of her, even then), and so, as
+they passed out, fell down upon a desk, and was as weak as any infant.
+
+He was wrapped up to the chin, and busy with his horse and parcels, when
+she came into the room, prepared for going home.
+
+‘Now, John, dear! Good night, May! Good night, Bertha!’
+
+Could she kiss them? Could she be blithe and cheerful in her parting?
+Could she venture to reveal her face to them without a blush? Yes.
+Tackleton observed her closely, and she did all this.
+
+Tilly was hushing the Baby, and she crossed and re-crossed Tackleton, a
+dozen times, repeating drowsily:
+
+‘Did the knowledge that it was to be its wifes, then, wring its hearts
+almost to breaking; and did its fathers deceive it from its cradles but
+to break its hearts at last!’
+
+‘Now, Tilly, give me the Baby! Good night, Mr. Tackleton. Where’s John,
+for goodness’ sake?’
+
+‘He’s going to walk beside the horse’s head,’ said Tackleton; who helped
+her to her seat.
+
+‘My dear John. Walk? To-night?’
+
+The muffled figure of her husband made a hasty sign in the affirmative;
+and the false stranger and the little nurse being in their places, the
+old horse moved off. Boxer, the unconscious Boxer, running on before,
+running back, running round and round the cart, and barking as
+triumphantly and merrily as ever.
+
+When Tackleton had gone off likewise, escorting May and her mother home,
+poor Caleb sat down by the fire beside his daughter; anxious and
+remorseful at the core; and still saying in his wistful contemplation of
+her, ‘Have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break her heart at
+last!’
+
+The toys that had been set in motion for the Baby, had all stopped, and
+run down, long ago. In the faint light and silence, the imperturbably
+calm dolls, the agitated rocking-horses with distended eyes and nostrils,
+the old gentlemen at the street-doors, standing half doubled up upon
+their failing knees and ankles, the wry-faced nut-crackers, the very
+Beasts upon their way into the Ark, in twos, like a Boarding School out
+walking, might have been imagined to be stricken motionless with
+fantastic wonder, at Dot being false, or Tackleton beloved, under any
+combination of circumstances.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III—Chirp the Third
+
+
+The Dutch clock in the corner struck Ten, when the Carrier sat down by
+his fireside. So troubled and grief-worn, that he seemed to scare the
+Cuckoo, who, having cut his ten melodious announcements as short as
+possible, plunged back into the Moorish Palace again, and clapped his
+little door behind him, as if the unwonted spectacle were too much for
+his feelings.
+
+If the little Haymaker had been armed with the sharpest of scythes, and
+had cut at every stroke into the Carrier’s heart, he never could have
+gashed and wounded it, as Dot had done.
+
+It was a heart so full of love for her; so bound up and held together by
+innumerable threads of winning remembrance, spun from the daily working
+of her many qualities of endearment; it was a heart in which she had
+enshrined herself so gently and so closely; a heart so single and so
+earnest in its Truth, so strong in right, so weak in wrong; that it could
+cherish neither passion nor revenge at first, and had only room to hold
+the broken image of its Idol.
+
+But, slowly, slowly, as the Carrier sat brooding on his hearth, now cold
+and dark, other and fiercer thoughts began to rise within him, as an
+angry wind comes rising in the night. The Stranger was beneath his
+outraged roof. Three steps would take him to his chamber-door. One blow
+would beat it in. ‘You might do murder before you know it,’ Tackleton
+had said. How could it be murder, if he gave the villain time to grapple
+with him hand to hand! He was the younger man.
+
+It was an ill-timed thought, bad for the dark mood of his mind. It was
+an angry thought, goading him to some avenging act, that should change
+the cheerful house into a haunted place which lonely travellers would
+dread to pass by night; and where the timid would see shadows struggling
+in the ruined windows when the moon was dim, and hear wild noises in the
+stormy weather.
+
+He was the younger man! Yes, yes; some lover who had won the heart that
+_he_ had never touched. Some lover of her early choice, of whom she had
+thought and dreamed, for whom she had pined and pined, when he had
+fancied her so happy by his side. O agony to think of it!
+
+She had been above-stairs with the Baby, getting it to bed. As he sat
+brooding on the hearth, she came close beside him, without his
+knowledge—in the turning of the rack of his great misery, he lost all
+other sounds—and put her little stool at his feet. He only knew it, when
+he felt her hand upon his own, and saw her looking up into his face.
+
+With wonder? No. It was his first impression, and he was fain to look
+at her again, to set it right. No, not with wonder. With an eager and
+inquiring look; but not with wonder. At first it was alarmed and
+serious; then, it changed into a strange, wild, dreadful smile of
+recognition of his thoughts; then, there was nothing but her clasped
+hands on her brow, and her bent head, and falling hair.
+
+Though the power of Omnipotence had been his to wield at that moment, he
+had too much of its diviner property of Mercy in his breast, to have
+turned one feather’s weight of it against her. But he could not bear to
+see her crouching down upon the little seat where he had often looked on
+her, with love and pride, so innocent and gay; and, when she rose and
+left him, sobbing as she went, he felt it a relief to have the vacant
+place beside him rather than her so long-cherished presence. This in
+itself was anguish keener than all, reminding him how desolate he was
+become, and how the great bond of his life was rent asunder.
+
+The more he felt this, and the more he knew he could have better borne to
+see her lying prematurely dead before him with their little child upon
+her breast, the higher and the stronger rose his wrath against his enemy.
+He looked about him for a weapon.
+
+There was a gun, hanging on the wall. He took it down, and moved a pace
+or two towards the door of the perfidious Stranger’s room. He knew the
+gun was loaded. Some shadowy idea that it was just to shoot this man
+like a wild beast, seized him, and dilated in his mind until it grew into
+a monstrous demon in complete possession of him, casting out all milder
+thoughts and setting up its undivided empire.
+
+That phrase is wrong. Not casting out his milder thoughts, but artfully
+transforming them. Changing them into scourges to drive him on. Turning
+water into blood, love into hate, gentleness into blind ferocity. Her
+image, sorrowing, humbled, but still pleading to his tenderness and mercy
+with resistless power, never left his mind; but, staying there, it urged
+him to the door; raised the weapon to his shoulder; fitted and nerved his
+finger to the trigger; and cried ‘Kill him! In his bed!’
+
+He reversed the gun to beat the stock upon the door; he already held it
+lifted in the air; some indistinct design was in his thoughts of calling
+out to him to fly, for God’s sake, by the window—
+
+When, suddenly, the struggling fire illumined the whole chimney with a
+glow of light; and the Cricket on the Hearth began to Chirp!
+
+No sound he could have heard, no human voice, not even hers, could so
+have moved and softened him. The artless words in which she had told him
+of her love for this same Cricket, were once more freshly spoken; her
+trembling, earnest manner at the moment, was again before him; her
+pleasant voice—O what a voice it was, for making household music at the
+fireside of an honest man!—thrilled through and through his better
+nature, and awoke it into life and action.
+
+He recoiled from the door, like a man walking in his sleep, awakened from
+a frightful dream; and put the gun aside. Clasping his hands before his
+face, he then sat down again beside the fire, and found relief in tears.
+
+The Cricket on the Hearth came out into the room, and stood in Fairy
+shape before him.
+
+‘“I love it,”’ said the Fairy Voice, repeating what he well remembered,
+‘“for the many times I have heard it, and the many thoughts its harmless
+music has given me.”’
+
+‘She said so!’ cried the Carrier. ‘True!’
+
+‘“This has been a happy home, John; and I love the Cricket for its
+sake!”’
+
+‘It has been, Heaven knows,’ returned the Carrier. ‘She made it happy,
+always,—until now.’
+
+‘So gracefully sweet-tempered; so domestic, joyful, busy, and
+light-hearted!’ said the Voice.
+
+‘Otherwise I never could have loved her as I did,’ returned the Carrier.
+
+The Voice, correcting him, said ‘do.’
+
+The Carrier repeated ‘as I did.’ But not firmly. His faltering tongue
+resisted his control, and would speak in its own way, for itself and him.
+
+The Figure, in an attitude of invocation, raised its hand and said:
+
+‘Upon your own hearth—’
+
+‘The hearth she has blighted,’ interposed the Carrier.
+
+‘The hearth she has—how often!—blessed and brightened,’ said the Cricket;
+‘the hearth which, but for her, were only a few stones and bricks and
+rusty bars, but which has been, through her, the Altar of your Home; on
+which you have nightly sacrificed some petty passion, selfishness, or
+care, and offered up the homage of a tranquil mind, a trusting nature,
+and an overflowing heart; so that the smoke from this poor chimney has
+gone upward with a better fragrance than the richest incense that is
+burnt before the richest shrines in all the gaudy temples of this
+world!—Upon your own hearth; in its quiet sanctuary; surrounded by its
+gentle influences and associations; hear her! Hear me! Hear everything
+that speaks the language of your hearth and home!’
+
+‘And pleads for her?’ inquired the Carrier.
+
+‘All things that speak the language of your hearth and home, must plead
+for her!’ returned the Cricket. ‘For they speak the truth.’
+
+And while the Carrier, with his head upon his hands, continued to sit
+meditating in his chair, the Presence stood beside him, suggesting his
+reflections by its power, and presenting them before him, as in a glass
+or picture. It was not a solitary Presence. From the hearthstone, from
+the chimney, from the clock, the pipe, the kettle, and the cradle; from
+the floor, the walls, the ceiling, and the stairs; from the cart without,
+and the cupboard within, and the household implements; from every thing
+and every place with which she had ever been familiar, and with which she
+had ever entwined one recollection of herself in her unhappy husband’s
+mind; Fairies came trooping forth. Not to stand beside him as the
+Cricket did, but to busy and bestir themselves. To do all honour to her
+image. To pull him by the skirts, and point to it when it appeared. To
+cluster round it, and embrace it, and strew flowers for it to tread on.
+To try to crown its fair head with their tiny hands. To show that they
+were fond of it and loved it; and that there was not one ugly, wicked or
+accusatory creature to claim knowledge of it—none but their playful and
+approving selves.
+
+His thoughts were constant to her image. It was always there.
+
+She sat plying her needle, before the fire, and singing to herself. Such
+a blithe, thriving, steady little Dot! The fairy figures turned upon him
+all at once, by one consent, with one prodigious concentrated stare, and
+seemed to say, ‘Is this the light wife you are mourning for!’
+
+There were sounds of gaiety outside, musical instruments, and noisy
+tongues, and laughter. A crowd of young merry-makers came pouring in,
+among whom were May Fielding and a score of pretty girls. Dot was the
+fairest of them all; as young as any of them too. They came to summon
+her to join their party. It was a dance. If ever little foot were made
+for dancing, hers was, surely. But she laughed, and shook her head, and
+pointed to her cookery on the fire, and her table ready spread: with an
+exulting defiance that rendered her more charming than she was before.
+And so she merrily dismissed them, nodding to her would-be partners, one
+by one, as they passed, but with a comical indifference, enough to make
+them go and drown themselves immediately if they were her admirers—and
+they must have been so, more or less; they couldn’t help it. And yet
+indifference was not her character. O no! For presently, there came a
+certain Carrier to the door; and bless her what a welcome she bestowed
+upon him!
+
+Again the staring figures turned upon him all at once, and seemed to say,
+‘Is this the wife who has forsaken you!’
+
+A shadow fell upon the mirror or the picture: call it what you will. A
+great shadow of the Stranger, as he first stood underneath their roof;
+covering its surface, and blotting out all other objects. But the nimble
+Fairies worked like bees to clear it off again. And Dot again was there.
+Still bright and beautiful.
+
+Rocking her little Baby in its cradle, singing to it softly, and resting
+her head upon a shoulder which had its counterpart in the musing figure
+by which the Fairy Cricket stood.
+
+The night—I mean the real night: not going by Fairy clocks—was wearing
+now; and in this stage of the Carrier’s thoughts, the moon burst out, and
+shone brightly in the sky. Perhaps some calm and quiet light had risen
+also, in his mind; and he could think more soberly of what had happened.
+
+Although the shadow of the Stranger fell at intervals upon the
+glass—always distinct, and big, and thoroughly defined—it never fell so
+darkly as at first. Whenever it appeared, the Fairies uttered a general
+cry of consternation, and plied their little arms and legs, with
+inconceivable activity, to rub it out. And whenever they got at Dot
+again, and showed her to him once more, bright and beautiful, they
+cheered in the most inspiring manner.
+
+They never showed her, otherwise than beautiful and bright, for they were
+Household Spirits to whom falsehood is annihilation; and being so, what
+Dot was there for them, but the one active, beaming, pleasant little
+creature who had been the light and sun of the Carrier’s Home!
+
+The Fairies were prodigiously excited when they showed her, with the
+Baby, gossiping among a knot of sage old matrons, and affecting to be
+wondrous old and matronly herself, and leaning in a staid, demure old way
+upon her husband’s arm, attempting—she! such a bud of a little woman—to
+convey the idea of having abjured the vanities of the world in general,
+and of being the sort of person to whom it was no novelty at all to be a
+mother; yet in the same breath, they showed her, laughing at the Carrier
+for being awkward, and pulling up his shirt-collar to make him smart, and
+mincing merrily about that very room to teach him how to dance!
+
+They turned, and stared immensely at him when they showed her with the
+Blind Girl; for, though she carried cheerfulness and animation with her
+wheresoever she went, she bore those influences into Caleb Plummer’s
+home, heaped up and running over. The Blind Girl’s love for her, and
+trust in her, and gratitude to her; her own good busy way of setting
+Bertha’s thanks aside; her dexterous little arts for filling up each
+moment of the visit in doing something useful to the house, and really
+working hard while feigning to make holiday; her bountiful provision of
+those standing delicacies, the Veal and Ham-Pie and the bottles of Beer;
+her radiant little face arriving at the door, and taking leave; the
+wonderful expression in her whole self, from her neat foot to the crown
+of her head, of being a part of the establishment—a something necessary
+to it, which it couldn’t be without; all this the Fairies revelled in,
+and loved her for. And once again they looked upon him all at once,
+appealingly, and seemed to say, while some among them nestled in her
+dress and fondled her, ‘Is this the wife who has betrayed your
+confidence!’
+
+More than once, or twice, or thrice, in the long thoughtful night, they
+showed her to him sitting on her favourite seat, with her bent head, her
+hands clasped on her brow, her falling hair. As he had seen her last.
+And when they found her thus, they neither turned nor looked upon him,
+but gathered close round her, and comforted and kissed her, and pressed
+on one another to show sympathy and kindness to her, and forgot him
+altogether.
+
+Thus the night passed. The moon went down; the stars grew pale; the cold
+day broke; the sun rose. The Carrier still sat, musing, in the chimney
+corner. He had sat there, with his head upon his hands, all night. All
+night the faithful Cricket had been Chirp, Chirp, Chirping on the Hearth.
+All night he had listened to its voice. All night the household Fairies
+had been busy with him. All night she had been amiable and blameless in
+the glass, except when that one shadow fell upon it.
+
+He rose up when it was broad day, and washed and dressed himself. He
+couldn’t go about his customary cheerful avocations—he wanted spirit for
+them—but it mattered the less, that it was Tackleton’s wedding-day, and
+he had arranged to make his rounds by proxy. He thought to have gone
+merrily to church with Dot. But such plans were at an end. It was their
+own wedding-day too. Ah! how little he had looked for such a close to
+such a year!
+
+The Carrier had expected that Tackleton would pay him an early visit; and
+he was right. He had not walked to and fro before his own door, many
+minutes, when he saw the Toy-merchant coming in his chaise along the
+road. As the chaise drew nearer, he perceived that Tackleton was dressed
+out sprucely for his marriage, and that he had decorated his horse’s head
+with flowers and favours.
+
+The horse looked much more like a bridegroom than Tackleton, whose
+half-closed eye was more disagreeably expressive than ever. But the
+Carrier took little heed of this. His thoughts had other occupation.
+
+‘John Peerybingle!’ said Tackleton, with an air of condolence. ‘My good
+fellow, how do you find yourself this morning?’
+
+‘I have had but a poor night, Master Tackleton,’ returned the Carrier,
+shaking his head: ‘for I have been a good deal disturbed in my mind. But
+it’s over now! Can you spare me half an hour or so, for some private
+talk?’
+
+‘I came on purpose,’ returned Tackleton, alighting. ‘Never mind the
+horse. He’ll stand quiet enough, with the reins over this post, if
+you’ll give him a mouthful of hay.’
+
+The Carrier having brought it from his stable, and set it before him,
+they turned into the house.
+
+‘You are not married before noon,’ he said, ‘I think?’
+
+‘No,’ answered Tackleton. ‘Plenty of time. Plenty of time.’
+
+When they entered the kitchen, Tilly Slowboy was rapping at the
+Stranger’s door; which was only removed from it by a few steps. One of
+her very red eyes (for Tilly had been crying all night long, because her
+mistress cried) was at the keyhole; and she was knocking very loud; and
+seemed frightened.
+
+‘If you please I can’t make nobody hear,’ said Tilly, looking round. ‘I
+hope nobody an’t gone and been and died if you please!’
+
+This philanthropic wish, Miss Slowboy emphasised with various new raps
+and kicks at the door; which led to no result whatever.
+
+‘Shall I go?’ said Tackleton. ‘It’s curious.’
+
+The Carrier, who had turned his face from the door, signed to him to go
+if he would.
+
+So Tackleton went to Tilly Slowboy’s relief; and he too kicked and
+knocked; and he too failed to get the least reply. But he thought of
+trying the handle of the door; and as it opened easily, he peeped in,
+looked in, went in, and soon came running out again.
+
+‘John Peerybingle,’ said Tackleton, in his ear. ‘I hope there has been
+nothing—nothing rash in the night?’
+
+The Carrier turned upon him quickly.
+
+‘Because he’s gone!’ said Tackleton; ‘and the window’s open. I don’t see
+any marks—to be sure it’s almost on a level with the garden: but I was
+afraid there might have been some—some scuffle. Eh?’
+
+He nearly shut up the expressive eye altogether; he looked at him so
+hard. And he gave his eye, and his face, and his whole person, a sharp
+twist. As if he would have screwed the truth out of him.
+
+‘Make yourself easy,’ said the Carrier. ‘He went into that room last
+night, without harm in word or deed from me, and no one has entered it
+since. He is away of his own free will. I’d go out gladly at that door,
+and beg my bread from house to house, for life, if I could so change the
+past that he had never come. But he has come and gone. And I have done
+with him!’
+
+‘Oh!—Well, I think he has got off pretty easy,’ said Tackleton, taking a
+chair.
+
+The sneer was lost upon the Carrier, who sat down too, and shaded his
+face with his hand, for some little time, before proceeding.
+
+‘You showed me last night,’ he said at length, ‘my wife; my wife that I
+love; secretly—’
+
+‘And tenderly,’ insinuated Tackleton.
+
+‘Conniving at that man’s disguise, and giving him opportunities of
+meeting her alone. I think there’s no sight I wouldn’t have rather seen
+than that. I think there’s no man in the world I wouldn’t have rather
+had to show it me.’
+
+‘I confess to having had my suspicions always,’ said Tackleton. ‘And
+that has made me objectionable here, I know.’
+
+‘But as you did show it me,’ pursued the Carrier, not minding him; ‘and
+as you saw her, my wife, my wife that I love’—his voice, and eye, and
+hand, grew steadier and firmer as he repeated these words: evidently in
+pursuance of a steadfast purpose—‘as you saw her at this disadvantage, it
+is right and just that you should also see with my eyes, and look into my
+breast, and know what my mind is, upon the subject. For it’s settled,’
+said the Carrier, regarding him attentively. ‘And nothing can shake it
+now.’
+
+Tackleton muttered a few general words of assent, about its being
+necessary to vindicate something or other; but he was overawed by the
+manner of his companion. Plain and unpolished as it was, it had a
+something dignified and noble in it, which nothing but the soul of
+generous honour dwelling in the man could have imparted.
+
+‘I am a plain, rough man,’ pursued the Carrier, ‘with very little to
+recommend me. I am not a clever man, as you very well know. I am not a
+young man. I loved my little Dot, because I had seen her grow up, from a
+child, in her father’s house; because I knew how precious she was;
+because she had been my life, for years and years. There’s many men I
+can’t compare with, who never could have loved my little Dot like me, I
+think!’
+
+He paused, and softly beat the ground a short time with his foot, before
+resuming.
+
+‘I often thought that though I wasn’t good enough for her, I should make
+her a kind husband, and perhaps know her value better than another; and
+in this way I reconciled it to myself, and came to think it might be
+possible that we should be married. And in the end it came about, and we
+were married.’
+
+‘Hah!’ said Tackleton, with a significant shake of the head.
+
+‘I had studied myself; I had had experience of myself; I knew how much I
+loved her, and how happy I should be,’ pursued the Carrier. ‘But I had
+not—I feel it now—sufficiently considered her.’
+
+‘To be sure,’ said Tackleton. ‘Giddiness, frivolity, fickleness, love of
+admiration! Not considered! All left out of sight! Hah!’
+
+‘You had best not interrupt me,’ said the Carrier, with some sternness,
+‘till you understand me; and you’re wide of doing so. If, yesterday, I’d
+have struck that man down at a blow, who dared to breathe a word against
+her, to-day I’d set my foot upon his face, if he was my brother!’
+
+The Toy-merchant gazed at him in astonishment. He went on in a softer
+tone:
+
+‘Did I consider,’ said the Carrier, ‘that I took her—at her age, and with
+her beauty—from her young companions, and the many scenes of which she
+was the ornament; in which she was the brightest little star that ever
+shone, to shut her up from day to day in my dull house, and keep my
+tedious company? Did I consider how little suited I was to her sprightly
+humour, and how wearisome a plodding man like me must be, to one of her
+quick spirit? Did I consider that it was no merit in me, or claim in me,
+that I loved her, when everybody must, who knew her? Never. I took
+advantage of her hopeful nature and her cheerful disposition; and I
+married her. I wish I never had! For her sake; not for mine!’
+
+The Toy-merchant gazed at him, without winking. Even the half-shut eye
+was open now.
+
+‘Heaven bless her!’ said the Carrier, ‘for the cheerful constancy with
+which she tried to keep the knowledge of this from me! And Heaven help
+me, that, in my slow mind, I have not found it out before! Poor child!
+Poor Dot! _I_ not to find it out, who have seen her eyes fill with
+tears, when such a marriage as our own was spoken of! I, who have seen
+the secret trembling on her lips a hundred times, and never suspected it
+till last night! Poor girl! That I could ever hope she would be fond of
+me! That I could ever believe she was!’
+
+‘She made a show of it,’ said Tackleton. ‘She made such a show of it,
+that to tell you the truth it was the origin of my misgivings.’
+
+And here he asserted the superiority of May Fielding, who certainly made
+no sort of show of being fond of _him_.
+
+‘She has tried,’ said the poor Carrier, with greater emotion than he had
+exhibited yet; ‘I only now begin to know how hard she has tried, to be my
+dutiful and zealous wife. How good she has been; how much she has done;
+how brave and strong a heart she has; let the happiness I have known
+under this roof bear witness! It will be some help and comfort to me,
+when I am here alone.’
+
+‘Here alone?’ said Tackleton. ‘Oh! Then you do mean to take some notice
+of this?’
+
+‘I mean,’ returned the Carrier, ‘to do her the greatest kindness, and
+make her the best reparation, in my power. I can release her from the
+daily pain of an unequal marriage, and the struggle to conceal it. She
+shall be as free as I can render her.’
+
+‘Make _her_ reparation!’ exclaimed Tackleton, twisting and turning his
+great ears with his hands. ‘There must be something wrong here. You
+didn’t say that, of course.’
+
+The Carrier set his grip upon the collar of the Toy-merchant, and shook
+him like a reed.
+
+‘Listen to me!’ he said. ‘And take care that you hear me right. Listen
+to me. Do I speak plainly?’
+
+‘Very plainly indeed,’ answered Tackleton.
+
+‘As if I meant it?’
+
+‘Very much as if you meant it.’
+
+‘I sat upon that hearth, last night, all night,’ exclaimed the Carrier.
+‘On the spot where she has often sat beside me, with her sweet face
+looking into mine. I called up her whole life, day by day. I had her
+dear self, in its every passage, in review before me. And upon my soul
+she is innocent, if there is One to judge the innocent and guilty!’
+
+Staunch Cricket on the Hearth! Loyal household Fairies!
+
+‘Passion and distrust have left me!’ said the Carrier; ‘and nothing but
+my grief remains. In an unhappy moment some old lover, better suited to
+her tastes and years than I; forsaken, perhaps, for me, against her will;
+returned. In an unhappy moment, taken by surprise, and wanting time to
+think of what she did, she made herself a party to his treachery, by
+concealing it. Last night she saw him, in the interview we witnessed.
+It was wrong. But otherwise than this she is innocent if there is truth
+on earth!’
+
+‘If that is your opinion’—Tackleton began.
+
+‘So, let her go!’ pursued the Carrier. ‘Go, with my blessing for the
+many happy hours she has given me, and my forgiveness for any pang she
+has caused me. Let her go, and have the peace of mind I wish her!
+She’ll never hate me. She’ll learn to like me better, when I’m not a
+drag upon her, and she wears the chain I have riveted, more lightly.
+This is the day on which I took her, with so little thought for her
+enjoyment, from her home. To-day she shall return to it, and I will
+trouble her no more. Her father and mother will be here to-day—we had
+made a little plan for keeping it together—and they shall take her home.
+I can trust her, there, or anywhere. She leaves me without blame, and
+she will live so I am sure. If I should die—I may perhaps while she is
+still young; I have lost some courage in a few hours—she’ll find that I
+remembered her, and loved her to the last! This is the end of what you
+showed me. Now, it’s over!’
+
+‘O no, John, not over. Do not say it’s over yet! Not quite yet. I have
+heard your noble words. I could not steal away, pretending to be
+ignorant of what has affected me with such deep gratitude. Do not say
+it’s over, ‘till the clock has struck again!’
+
+She had entered shortly after Tackleton, and had remained there. She
+never looked at Tackleton, but fixed her eyes upon her husband. But she
+kept away from him, setting as wide a space as possible between them; and
+though she spoke with most impassioned earnestness, she went no nearer to
+him even then. How different in this from her old self!
+
+‘No hand can make the clock which will strike again for me the hours that
+are gone,’ replied the Carrier, with a faint smile. ‘But let it be so,
+if you will, my dear. It will strike soon. It’s of little matter what
+we say. I’d try to please you in a harder case than that.’
+
+‘Well!’ muttered Tackleton. ‘I must be off, for when the clock strikes
+again, it’ll be necessary for me to be upon my way to church. Good
+morning, John Peerybingle. I’m sorry to be deprived of the pleasure of
+your company. Sorry for the loss, and the occasion of it too!’
+
+‘I have spoken plainly?’ said the Carrier, accompanying him to the door.
+
+‘Oh quite!’
+
+‘And you’ll remember what I have said?’
+
+‘Why, if you compel me to make the observation,’ said Tackleton,
+previously taking the precaution of getting into his chaise; ‘I must say
+that it was so very unexpected, that I’m far from being likely to forget
+it.’
+
+‘The better for us both,’ returned the Carrier. ‘Good bye. I give you
+joy!’
+
+‘I wish I could give it to _you_,’ said Tackleton. ‘As I can’t;
+thank’ee. Between ourselves, (as I told you before, eh?) I don’t much
+think I shall have the less joy in my married life, because May hasn’t
+been too officious about me, and too demonstrative. Good bye! Take care
+of yourself.’
+
+The Carrier stood looking after him until he was smaller in the distance
+than his horse’s flowers and favours near at hand; and then, with a deep
+sigh, went strolling like a restless, broken man, among some neighbouring
+elms; unwilling to return until the clock was on the eve of striking.
+
+His little wife, being left alone, sobbed piteously; but often dried her
+eyes and checked herself, to say how good he was, how excellent he was!
+and once or twice she laughed; so heartily, triumphantly, and
+incoherently (still crying all the time), that Tilly was quite horrified.
+
+‘Ow if you please don’t!’ said Tilly. ‘It’s enough to dead and bury the
+Baby, so it is if you please.’
+
+‘Will you bring him sometimes, to see his father, Tilly,’ inquired her
+mistress, drying her eyes; ‘when I can’t live here, and have gone to my
+old home?’
+
+‘Ow if you please don’t!’ cried Tilly, throwing back her head, and
+bursting out into a howl—she looked at the moment uncommonly like Boxer.
+‘Ow if you please don’t! Ow, what has everybody gone and been and done
+with everybody, making everybody else so wretched! Ow-w-w-w!’
+
+The soft-hearted Slowboy trailed off at this juncture, into such a
+deplorable howl, the more tremendous from its long suppression, that she
+must infallibly have awakened the Baby, and frightened him into something
+serious (probably convulsions), if her eyes had not encountered Caleb
+Plummer, leading in his daughter. This spectacle restoring her to a
+sense of the proprieties, she stood for some few moments silent, with her
+mouth wide open; and then, posting off to the bed on which the Baby lay
+asleep, danced in a weird, Saint Vitus manner on the floor, and at the
+same time rummaged with her face and head among the bedclothes,
+apparently deriving much relief from those extraordinary operations.
+
+‘Mary!’ said Bertha. ‘Not at the marriage!’
+
+‘I told her you would not be there, mum,’ whispered Caleb. ‘I heard as
+much last night. But bless you,’ said the little man, taking her
+tenderly by both hands, ‘I don’t care for what they say. I don’t believe
+them. There an’t much of me, but that little should be torn to pieces
+sooner than I’d trust a word against you!’
+
+He put his arms about her and hugged her, as a child might have hugged
+one of his own dolls.
+
+‘Bertha couldn’t stay at home this morning,’ said Caleb. ‘She was
+afraid, I know, to hear the bells ring, and couldn’t trust herself to be
+so near them on their wedding-day. So we started in good time, and came
+here. I have been thinking of what I have done,’ said Caleb, after a
+moment’s pause; ‘I have been blaming myself till I hardly knew what to do
+or where to turn, for the distress of mind I have caused her; and I’ve
+come to the conclusion that I’d better, if you’ll stay with me, mum, the
+while, tell her the truth. You’ll stay with me the while?’ he inquired,
+trembling from head to foot. ‘I don’t know what effect it may have upon
+her; I don’t know what she’ll think of me; I don’t know that she’ll ever
+care for her poor father afterwards. But it’s best for her that she
+should be undeceived, and I must bear the consequences as I deserve!’
+
+‘Mary,’ said Bertha, ‘where is your hand! Ah! Here it is here it is!’
+pressing it to her lips, with a smile, and drawing it through her arm.
+‘I heard them speaking softly among themselves, last night, of some blame
+against you. They were wrong.’
+
+The Carrier’s Wife was silent. Caleb answered for her.
+
+‘They were wrong,’ he said.
+
+‘I knew it!’ cried Bertha, proudly. ‘I told them so. I scorned to hear
+a word! Blame _her_ with justice!’ she pressed the hand between her own,
+and the soft cheek against her face. ‘No! I am not so blind as that.’
+
+Her father went on one side of her, while Dot remained upon the other:
+holding her hand.
+
+‘I know you all,’ said Bertha, ‘better than you think. But none so well
+as her. Not even you, father. There is nothing half so real and so true
+about me, as she is. If I could be restored to sight this instant, and
+not a word were spoken, I could choose her from a crowd! My sister!’
+
+‘Bertha, my dear!’ said Caleb, ‘I have something on my mind I want to
+tell you, while we three are alone. Hear me kindly! I have a confession
+to make to you, my darling.’
+
+‘A confession, father?’
+
+‘I have wandered from the truth and lost myself, my child,’ said Caleb,
+with a pitiable expression in his bewildered face. ‘I have wandered from
+the truth, intending to be kind to you; and have been cruel.’
+
+She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him, and repeated ‘Cruel!’
+
+‘He accuses himself too strongly, Bertha,’ said Dot. ‘You’ll say so,
+presently. You’ll be the first to tell him so.’
+
+‘He cruel to me!’ cried Bertha, with a smile of incredulity.
+
+‘Not meaning it, my child,’ said Caleb. ‘But I have been; though I never
+suspected it, till yesterday. My dear blind daughter, hear me and
+forgive me! The world you live in, heart of mine, doesn’t exist as I
+have represented it. The eyes you have trusted in, have been false to
+you.’
+
+She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him still; but drew back, and
+clung closer to her friend.
+
+‘Your road in life was rough, my poor one,’ said Caleb, ‘and I meant to
+smooth it for you. I have altered objects, changed the characters of
+people, invented many things that never have been, to make you happier.
+I have had concealments from you, put deceptions on you, God forgive me!
+and surrounded you with fancies.’
+
+‘But living people are not fancies!’ she said hurriedly, and turning very
+pale, and still retiring from him. ‘You can’t change them.’
+
+‘I have done so, Bertha,’ pleaded Caleb. ‘There is one person that you
+know, my dove—’
+
+‘Oh father! why do you say, I know?’ she answered, in a term of keen
+reproach. ‘What and whom do _I_ know! I who have no leader! I so
+miserably blind.’
+
+In the anguish of her heart, she stretched out her hands, as if she were
+groping her way; then spread them, in a manner most forlorn and sad, upon
+her face.
+
+‘The marriage that takes place to-day,’ said Caleb, ‘is with a stern,
+sordid, grinding man. A hard master to you and me, my dear, for many
+years. Ugly in his looks, and in his nature. Cold and callous always.
+Unlike what I have painted him to you in everything, my child. In
+everything.’
+
+‘Oh why,’ cried the Blind Girl, tortured, as it seemed, almost beyond
+endurance, ‘why did you ever do this! Why did you ever fill my heart so
+full, and then come in like Death, and tear away the objects of my love!
+O Heaven, how blind I am! How helpless and alone!’
+
+Her afflicted father hung his head, and offered no reply but in his
+penitence and sorrow.
+
+She had been but a short time in this passion of regret, when the Cricket
+on the Hearth, unheard by all but her, began to chirp. Not merrily, but
+in a low, faint, sorrowing way. It was so mournful that her tears began
+to flow; and when the Presence which had been beside the Carrier all
+night, appeared behind her, pointing to her father, they fell down like
+rain.
+
+She heard the Cricket-voice more plainly soon, and was conscious, through
+her blindness, of the Presence hovering about her father.
+
+‘Mary,’ said the Blind Girl, ‘tell me what my home is. What it truly
+is.’
+
+‘It is a poor place, Bertha; very poor and bare indeed. The house will
+scarcely keep out wind and rain another winter. It is as roughly
+shielded from the weather, Bertha,’ Dot continued in a low, clear voice,
+‘as your poor father in his sack-cloth coat.’
+
+The Blind Girl, greatly agitated, rose, and led the Carrier’s little wife
+aside.
+
+‘Those presents that I took such care of; that came almost at my wish,
+and were so dearly welcome to me,’ she said, trembling; ‘where did they
+come from? Did you send them?’
+
+‘No.’
+
+‘Who then?’
+
+Dot saw she knew, already, and was silent. The Blind Girl spread her
+hands before her face again. But in quite another manner now.
+
+‘Dear Mary, a moment. One moment? More this way. Speak softly to me.
+You are true, I know. You’d not deceive me now; would you?’
+
+‘No, Bertha, indeed!’
+
+‘No, I am sure you would not. You have too much pity for me. Mary, look
+across the room to where we were just now—to where my father is—my
+father, so compassionate and loving to me—and tell me what you see.’
+
+‘I see,’ said Dot, who understood her well, ‘an old man sitting in a
+chair, and leaning sorrowfully on the back, with his face resting on his
+hand. As if his child should comfort him, Bertha.’
+
+‘Yes, yes. She will. Go on.’
+
+‘He is an old man, worn with care and work. He is a spare, dejected,
+thoughtful, grey-haired man. I see him now, despondent and bowed down,
+and striving against nothing. But, Bertha, I have seen him many times
+before, and striving hard in many ways for one great sacred object. And
+I honour his grey head, and bless him!’
+
+The Blind Girl broke away from her; and throwing herself upon her knees
+before him, took the grey head to her breast.
+
+‘It is my sight restored. It is my sight!’ she cried. ‘I have been
+blind, and now my eyes are open. I never knew him! To think I might
+have died, and never truly seen the father who has been so loving to me!’
+
+There were no words for Caleb’s emotion.
+
+‘There is not a gallant figure on this earth,’ exclaimed the Blind Girl,
+holding him in her embrace, ‘that I would love so dearly, and would
+cherish so devotedly, as this! The greyer, and more worn, the dearer,
+father! Never let them say I am blind again. There’s not a furrow in
+his face, there’s not a hair upon his head, that shall be forgotten in my
+prayers and thanks to Heaven!’
+
+Caleb managed to articulate ‘My Bertha!’
+
+‘And in my blindness, I believed him,’ said the girl, caressing him with
+tears of exquisite affection, ‘to be so different! And having him beside
+me, day by day, so mindful of me—always, never dreamed of this!’
+
+‘The fresh smart father in the blue coat, Bertha,’ said poor Caleb.
+‘He’s gone!’
+
+‘Nothing is gone,’ she answered. ‘Dearest father, no! Everything is
+here—in you. The father that I loved so well; the father that I never
+loved enough, and never knew; the benefactor whom I first began to
+reverence and love, because he had such sympathy for me; All are here in
+you. Nothing is dead to me. The soul of all that was most dear to me is
+here—here, with the worn face, and the grey head. And I am NOT blind,
+father, any longer!’
+
+Dot’s whole attention had been concentrated, during this discourse, upon
+the father and daughter; but looking, now, towards the little Haymaker in
+the Moorish meadow, she saw that the clock was within a few minutes of
+striking, and fell, immediately, into a nervous and excited state.
+
+‘Father,’ said Bertha, hesitating. ‘Mary.’
+
+‘Yes, my dear,’ returned Caleb. ‘Here she is.’
+
+‘There is no change in _her_. You never told me anything of _her_ that
+was not true?’
+
+‘I should have done it, my dear, I am afraid,’ returned Caleb, ‘if I
+could have made her better than she was. But I must have changed her for
+the worse, if I had changed her at all. Nothing could improve her,
+Bertha.’
+
+Confident as the Blind Girl had been when she asked the question, her
+delight and pride in the reply and her renewed embrace of Dot, were
+charming to behold.
+
+‘More changes than you think for, may happen though, my dear,’ said Dot.
+‘Changes for the better, I mean; changes for great joy to some of us.
+You mustn’t let them startle you too much, if any such should ever
+happen, and affect you? Are those wheels upon the road? You’ve a quick
+ear, Bertha. Are they wheels?’
+
+‘Yes. Coming very fast.’
+
+‘I—I—I know you have a quick ear,’ said Dot, placing her hand upon her
+heart, and evidently talking on, as fast as she could to hide its
+palpitating state, ‘because I have noticed it often, and because you were
+so quick to find out that strange step last night. Though why you should
+have said, as I very well recollect you did say, Bertha, “Whose step is
+that!” and why you should have taken any greater observation of it than
+of any other step, I don’t know. Though as I said just now, there are
+great changes in the world: great changes: and we can’t do better than
+prepare ourselves to be surprised at hardly anything.’
+
+Caleb wondered what this meant; perceiving that she spoke to him, no less
+than to his daughter. He saw her, with astonishment, so fluttered and
+distressed that she could scarcely breathe; and holding to a chair, to
+save herself from falling.
+
+‘They are wheels indeed!’ she panted. ‘Coming nearer! Nearer! Very
+close! And now you hear them stopping at the garden-gate! And now you
+hear a step outside the door—the same step, Bertha, is it not!—and now!’—
+
+She uttered a wild cry of uncontrollable delight; and running up to Caleb
+put her hands upon his eyes, as a young man rushed into the room, and
+flinging away his hat into the air, came sweeping down upon them.
+
+‘Is it over?’ cried Dot.
+
+‘Yes!’
+
+‘Happily over?’
+
+‘Yes!’
+
+‘Do you recollect the voice, dear Caleb? Did you ever hear the like of
+it before?’ cried Dot.
+
+‘If my boy in the Golden South Americas was alive’—said Caleb, trembling.
+
+‘He is alive!’ shrieked Dot, removing her hands from his eyes, and
+clapping them in ecstasy; ‘look at him! See where he stands before you,
+healthy and strong! Your own dear son! Your own dear living, loving
+brother, Bertha!’
+
+All honour to the little creature for her transports! All honour to her
+tears and laughter, when the three were locked in one another’s arms!
+All honour to the heartiness with which she met the sunburnt
+sailor-fellow, with his dark streaming hair, half-way, and never turned
+her rosy little mouth aside, but suffered him to kiss it, freely, and to
+press her to his bounding heart!
+
+And honour to the Cuckoo too—why not!—for bursting out of the trap-door
+in the Moorish Palace like a house-breaker, and hiccoughing twelve times
+on the assembled company, as if he had got drunk for joy!
+
+The Carrier, entering, started back. And well he might, to find himself
+in such good company.
+
+‘Look, John!’ said Caleb, exultingly, ‘look here! My own boy from the
+Golden South Americas! My own son! Him that you fitted out, and sent
+away yourself! Him that you were always such a friend to!’
+
+The Carrier advanced to seize him by the hand; but, recoiling, as some
+feature in his face awakened a remembrance of the Deaf Man in the Cart,
+said:
+
+‘Edward! Was it you?’
+
+‘Now tell him all!’ cried Dot. ‘Tell him all, Edward; and don’t spare
+me, for nothing shall make me spare myself in his eyes, ever again.’
+
+‘I was the man,’ said Edward.
+
+‘And could you steal, disguised, into the house of your old friend?’
+rejoined the Carrier. ‘There was a frank boy once—how many years is it,
+Caleb, since we heard that he was dead, and had it proved, we
+thought?—who never would have done that.’
+
+‘There was a generous friend of mine, once; more a father to me than a
+friend;’ said Edward, ‘who never would have judged me, or any other man,
+unheard. You were he. So I am certain you will hear me now.’
+
+The Carrier, with a troubled glance at Dot, who still kept far away from
+him, replied, ‘Well! that’s but fair. I will.’
+
+‘You must know that when I left here, a boy,’ said Edward, ‘I was in
+love, and my love was returned. She was a very young girl, who perhaps
+(you may tell me) didn’t know her own mind. But I knew mine, and I had a
+passion for her.’
+
+‘You had!’ exclaimed the Carrier. ‘You!’
+
+‘Indeed I had,’ returned the other. ‘And she returned it. I have ever
+since believed she did, and now I am sure she did.’
+
+‘Heaven help me!’ said the Carrier. ‘This is worse than all.’
+
+‘Constant to her,’ said Edward, ‘and returning, full of hope, after many
+hardships and perils, to redeem my part of our old contract, I heard,
+twenty miles away, that she was false to me; that she had forgotten me;
+and had bestowed herself upon another and a richer man. I had no mind to
+reproach her; but I wished to see her, and to prove beyond dispute that
+this was true. I hoped she might have been forced into it, against her
+own desire and recollection. It would be small comfort, but it would be
+some, I thought, and on I came. That I might have the truth, the real
+truth; observing freely for myself, and judging for myself, without
+obstruction on the one hand, or presenting my own influence (if I had
+any) before her, on the other; I dressed myself unlike myself—you know
+how; and waited on the road—you know where. You had no suspicion of me;
+neither had—had she,’ pointing to Dot, ‘until I whispered in her ear at
+that fireside, and she so nearly betrayed me.’
+
+‘But when she knew that Edward was alive, and had come back,’ sobbed Dot,
+now speaking for herself, as she had burned to do, all through this
+narrative; ‘and when she knew his purpose, she advised him by all means
+to keep his secret close; for his old friend John Peerybingle was much
+too open in his nature, and too clumsy in all artifice—being a clumsy man
+in general,’ said Dot, half laughing and half crying—‘to keep it for him.
+And when she—that’s me, John,’ sobbed the little woman—‘told him all, and
+how his sweetheart had believed him to be dead; and how she had at last
+been over-persuaded by her mother into a marriage which the silly, dear
+old thing called advantageous; and when she—that’s me again, John—told
+him they were not yet married (though close upon it), and that it would
+be nothing but a sacrifice if it went on, for there was no love on her
+side; and when he went nearly mad with joy to hear it; then she—that’s me
+again—said she would go between them, as she had often done before in old
+times, John, and would sound his sweetheart and be sure that what she—me
+again, John—said and thought was right. And it was right, John! And
+they were brought together, John! And they were married, John, an hour
+ago! And here’s the Bride! And Gruff and Tackleton may die a bachelor!
+And I’m a happy little woman, May, God bless you!’
+
+She was an irresistible little woman, if that be anything to the purpose;
+and never so completely irresistible as in her present transports. There
+never were congratulations so endearing and delicious, as those she
+lavished on herself and on the Bride.
+
+Amid the tumult of emotions in his breast, the honest Carrier had stood,
+confounded. Flying, now, towards her, Dot stretched out her hand to stop
+him, and retreated as before.
+
+‘No, John, no! Hear all! Don’t love me any more, John, till you’ve
+heard every word I have to say. It was wrong to have a secret from you,
+John. I’m very sorry. I didn’t think it any harm, till I came and sat
+down by you on the little stool last night. But when I knew by what was
+written in your face, that you had seen me walking in the gallery with
+Edward, and when I knew what you thought, I felt how giddy and how wrong
+it was. But oh, dear John, how could you, could you, think so!’
+
+Little woman, how she sobbed again! John Peerybingle would have caught
+her in his arms. But no; she wouldn’t let him.
+
+‘Don’t love me yet, please, John! Not for a long time yet! When I was
+sad about this intended marriage, dear, it was because I remembered May
+and Edward such young lovers; and knew that her heart was far away from
+Tackleton. You believe that, now. Don’t you, John?’
+
+John was going to make another rush at this appeal; but she stopped him
+again.
+
+‘No; keep there, please, John! When I laugh at you, as I sometimes do,
+John, and call you clumsy and a dear old goose, and names of that sort,
+it’s because I love you, John, so well, and take such pleasure in your
+ways, and wouldn’t see you altered in the least respect to have you made
+a King to-morrow.’
+
+‘Hooroar!’ said Caleb with unusual vigour. ‘My opinion!’
+
+‘And when I speak of people being middle-aged, and steady, John, and
+pretend that we are a humdrum couple, going on in a jog-trot sort of way,
+it’s only because I’m such a silly little thing, John, that I like,
+sometimes, to act a kind of Play with Baby, and all that: and make
+believe.’
+
+She saw that he was coming; and stopped him again. But she was very
+nearly too late.
+
+‘No, don’t love me for another minute or two, if you please, John! What
+I want most to tell you, I have kept to the last. My dear, good,
+generous John, when we were talking the other night about the Cricket, I
+had it on my lips to say, that at first I did not love you quite so
+dearly as I do now; that when I first came home here, I was half afraid I
+mightn’t learn to love you every bit as well as I hoped and prayed I
+might—being so very young, John! But, dear John, every day and hour I
+loved you more and more. And if I could have loved you better than I do,
+the noble words I heard you say this morning, would have made me. But I
+can’t. All the affection that I had (it was a great deal, John) I gave
+you, as you well deserve, long, long ago, and I have no more left to
+give. Now, my dear husband, take me to your heart again! That’s my
+home, John; and never, never think of sending me to any other!’
+
+You never will derive so much delight from seeing a glorious little woman
+in the arms of a third party, as you would have felt if you had seen Dot
+run into the Carrier’s embrace. It was the most complete, unmitigated,
+soul-fraught little piece of earnestness that ever you beheld in all your
+days.
+
+You may be sure the Carrier was in a state of perfect rapture; and you may
+be sure Dot was likewise; and you may be sure they all were, inclusive of
+Miss Slowboy, who wept copiously for joy, and wishing to include her
+young charge in the general interchange of congratulations, handed round
+the Baby to everybody in succession, as if it were something to drink.
+
+But, now, the sound of wheels was heard again outside the door; and
+somebody exclaimed that Gruff and Tackleton was coming back. Speedily
+that worthy gentleman appeared, looking warm and flustered.
+
+‘Why, what the Devil’s this, John Peerybingle!’ said Tackleton. ‘There’s
+some mistake. I appointed Mrs. Tackleton to meet me at the church, and
+I’ll swear I passed her on the road, on her way here. Oh! here she is!
+I beg your pardon, sir; I haven’t the pleasure of knowing you; but if you
+can do me the favour to spare this young lady, she has rather a
+particular engagement this morning.’
+
+‘But I can’t spare her,’ returned Edward. ‘I couldn’t think of it.’
+
+‘What do you mean, you vagabond?’ said Tackleton.
+
+‘I mean, that as I can make allowance for your being vexed,’ returned the
+other, with a smile, ‘I am as deaf to harsh discourse this morning, as I
+was to all discourse last night.’
+
+The look that Tackleton bestowed upon him, and the start he gave!
+
+‘I am sorry, sir,’ said Edward, holding out May’s left hand, and
+especially the third finger; ‘that the young lady can’t accompany you to
+church; but as she has been there once, this morning, perhaps you’ll
+excuse her.’
+
+Tackleton looked hard at the third finger, and took a little piece of
+silver-paper, apparently containing a ring, from his waistcoat-pocket.
+
+‘Miss Slowboy,’ said Tackleton. ‘Will you have the kindness to throw
+that in the fire? Thank’ee.’
+
+‘It was a previous engagement, quite an old engagement, that prevented my
+wife from keeping her appointment with you, I assure you,’ said Edward.
+
+‘Mr. Tackleton will do me the justice to acknowledge that I revealed it
+to him faithfully; and that I told him, many times, I never could forget
+it,’ said May, blushing.
+
+‘Oh certainly!’ said Tackleton. ‘Oh to be sure. Oh it’s all right.
+It’s quite correct. Mrs. Edward Plummer, I infer?’
+
+‘That’s the name,’ returned the bridegroom.
+
+‘Ah, I shouldn’t have known you, sir,’ said Tackleton, scrutinising his
+face narrowly, and making a low bow. ‘I give you joy, sir!’
+
+‘Thank’ee.’
+
+‘Mrs. Peerybingle,’ said Tackleton, turning suddenly to where she stood
+with her husband; ‘I am sorry. You haven’t done me a very great
+kindness, but, upon my life I am sorry. You are better than I thought
+you. John Peerybingle, I am sorry. You understand me; that’s enough.
+It’s quite correct, ladies and gentlemen all, and perfectly satisfactory.
+Good morning!’
+
+With these words he carried it off, and carried himself off too: merely
+stopping at the door, to take the flowers and favours from his horse’s
+head, and to kick that animal once, in the ribs, as a means of informing
+him that there was a screw loose in his arrangements.
+
+Of course it became a serious duty now, to make such a day of it, as
+should mark these events for a high Feast and Festival in the Peerybingle
+Calendar for evermore. Accordingly, Dot went to work to produce such an
+entertainment, as should reflect undying honour on the house and on every
+one concerned; and in a very short space of time, she was up to her
+dimpled elbows in flour, and whitening the Carrier’s coat, every time he
+came near her, by stopping him to give him a kiss. That good fellow
+washed the greens, and peeled the turnips, and broke the plates, and
+upset iron pots full of cold water on the fire, and made himself useful
+in all sorts of ways: while a couple of professional assistants, hastily
+called in from somewhere in the neighbourhood, as on a point of life or
+death, ran against each other in all the doorways and round all the
+corners, and everybody tumbled over Tilly Slowboy and the Baby,
+everywhere. Tilly never came out in such force before. Her ubiquity was
+the theme of general admiration. She was a stumbling-block in the
+passage at five-and-twenty minutes past two; a man-trap in the kitchen at
+half-past two precisely; and a pitfall in the garret at five-and-twenty
+minutes to three. The Baby’s head was, as it were, a test and touchstone
+for every description of matter,—animal, vegetable, and mineral. Nothing
+was in use that day that didn’t come, at some time or other, into close
+acquaintance with it.
+
+Then, there was a great Expedition set on foot to go and find out Mrs.
+Fielding; and to be dismally penitent to that excellent gentlewoman; and
+to bring her back, by force, if needful, to be happy and forgiving. And
+when the Expedition first discovered her, she would listen to no terms at
+all, but said, an unspeakable number of times, that ever she should have
+lived to see the day! and couldn’t be got to say anything else, except,
+‘Now carry me to the grave:’ which seemed absurd, on account of her not
+being dead, or anything at all like it. After a time, she lapsed into a
+state of dreadful calmness, and observed, that when that unfortunate
+train of circumstances had occurred in the Indigo Trade, she had foreseen
+that she would be exposed, during her whole life, to every species of
+insult and contumely; and that she was glad to find it was the case; and
+begged they wouldn’t trouble themselves about her,—for what was she? oh,
+dear! a nobody!—but would forget that such a being lived, and would take
+their course in life without her. From this bitterly sarcastic mood, she
+passed into an angry one, in which she gave vent to the remarkable
+expression that the worm would turn if trodden on; and, after that, she
+yielded to a soft regret, and said, if they had only given her their
+confidence, what might she not have had it in her power to suggest!
+Taking advantage of this crisis in her feelings, the Expedition embraced
+her; and she very soon had her gloves on, and was on her way to John
+Peerybingle’s in a state of unimpeachable gentility; with a paper parcel
+at her side containing a cap of state, almost as tall, and quite as
+stiff, as a mitre.
+
+Then, there were Dot’s father and mother to come, in another little
+chaise; and they were behind their time; and fears were entertained; and
+there was much looking out for them down the road; and Mrs. Fielding
+always would look in the wrong and morally impossible direction; and
+being apprised thereof, hoped she might take the liberty of looking where
+she pleased. At last they came: a chubby little couple, jogging along in
+a snug and comfortable little way that quite belonged to the Dot family;
+and Dot and her mother, side by side, were wonderful to see. They were
+so like each other.
+
+Then, Dot’s mother had to renew her acquaintance with May’s mother; and
+May’s mother always stood on her gentility; and Dot’s mother never stood
+on anything but her active little feet. And old Dot—so to call Dot’s
+father, I forgot it wasn’t his right name, but never mind—took liberties,
+and shook hands at first sight, and seemed to think a cap but so much
+starch and muslin, and didn’t defer himself at all to the Indigo Trade,
+but said there was no help for it now; and, in Mrs. Fielding’s summing
+up, was a good-natured kind of man—but coarse, my dear.
+
+I wouldn’t have missed Dot, doing the honours in her wedding-gown, my
+benison on her bright face! for any money. No! nor the good Carrier, so
+jovial and so ruddy, at the bottom of the table. Nor the brown, fresh
+sailor-fellow, and his handsome wife. Nor any one among them. To have
+missed the dinner would have been to miss as jolly and as stout a meal as
+man need eat; and to have missed the overflowing cups in which they drank
+The Wedding-Day, would have been the greatest miss of all.
+
+After dinner, Caleb sang the song about the Sparkling Bowl. As I’m a
+living man, hoping to keep so, for a year or two, he sang it through.
+
+And, by-the-by, a most unlooked-for incident occurred, just as he
+finished the last verse.
+
+There was a tap at the door; and a man came staggering in, without saying
+with your leave, or by your leave, with something heavy on his head.
+Setting this down in the middle of the table, symmetrically in the centre
+of the nuts and apples, he said:
+
+‘Mr. Tackleton’s compliments, and as he hasn’t got no use for the cake
+himself, p’raps you’ll eat it.’
+
+And with those words, he walked off.
+
+There was some surprise among the company, as you may imagine. Mrs.
+Fielding, being a lady of infinite discernment, suggested that the cake
+was poisoned, and related a narrative of a cake, which, within her
+knowledge, had turned a seminary for young ladies, blue. But she was
+overruled by acclamation; and the cake was cut by May, with much ceremony
+and rejoicing.
+
+I don’t think any one had tasted it, when there came another tap at the
+door, and the same man appeared again, having under his arm a vast
+brown-paper parcel.
+
+‘Mr. Tackleton’s compliments, and he’s sent a few toys for the Babby.
+They ain’t ugly.’
+
+After the delivery of which expressions, he retired again.
+
+The whole party would have experienced great difficulty in finding words
+for their astonishment, even if they had had ample time to seek them.
+But they had none at all; for the messenger had scarcely shut the door
+behind him, when there came another tap, and Tackleton himself walked in.
+
+‘Mrs. Peerybingle!’ said the Toy-merchant, hat in hand. ‘I’m sorry. I’m
+more sorry than I was this morning. I have had time to think of it.
+John Peerybingle! I’m sour by disposition; but I can’t help being
+sweetened, more or less, by coming face to face with such a man as you.
+Caleb! This unconscious little nurse gave me a broken hint last night,
+of which I have found the thread. I blush to think how easily I might
+have bound you and your daughter to me, and what a miserable idiot I was,
+when I took her for one! Friends, one and all, my house is very lonely
+to-night. I have not so much as a Cricket on my Hearth. I have scared
+them all away. Be gracious to me; let me join this happy party!’
+
+He was at home in five minutes. You never saw such a fellow. What _had_
+he been doing with himself all his life, never to have known, before, his
+great capacity of being jovial! Or what had the Fairies been doing with
+him, to have effected such a change!
+
+‘John! you won’t send me home this evening; will you?’ whispered Dot.
+
+He had been very near it though!
+
+There wanted but one living creature to make the party complete; and, in
+the twinkling of an eye, there he was, very thirsty with hard running,
+and engaged in hopeless endeavours to squeeze his head into a narrow
+pitcher. He had gone with the cart to its journey’s end, very much
+disgusted with the absence of his master, and stupendously rebellious to
+the Deputy. After lingering about the stable for some little time,
+vainly attempting to incite the old horse to the mutinous act of
+returning on his own account, he had walked into the tap-room and laid
+himself down before the fire. But suddenly yielding to the conviction
+that the Deputy was a humbug, and must be abandoned, he had got up again,
+turned tail, and come home.
+
+There was a dance in the evening. With which general mention of that
+recreation, I should have left it alone, if I had not some reason to
+suppose that it was quite an original dance, and one of a most uncommon
+figure. It was formed in an odd way; in this way.
+
+Edward, that sailor-fellow—a good free dashing sort of a fellow he
+was—had been telling them various marvels concerning parrots, and mines,
+and Mexicans, and gold dust, when all at once he took it in his head to
+jump up from his seat and propose a dance; for Bertha’s harp was there,
+and she had such a hand upon it as you seldom hear. Dot (sly little
+piece of affectation when she chose) said her dancing days were over; _I_
+think because the Carrier was smoking his pipe, and she liked sitting by
+him, best. Mrs. Fielding had no choice, of course, but to say _her_
+dancing days were over, after that; and everybody said the same, except
+May; May was ready.
+
+So, May and Edward got up, amid great applause, to dance alone; and
+Bertha plays her liveliest tune.
+
+Well! if you’ll believe me, they have not been dancing five minutes, when
+suddenly the Carrier flings his pipe away, takes Dot round the waist,
+dashes out into the room, and starts off with her, toe and heel, quite
+wonderfully. Tackleton no sooner sees this, than he skims across to Mrs.
+Fielding, takes her round the waist, and follows suit. Old Dot no sooner
+sees this, than up he is, all alive, whisks off Mrs. Dot in the middle of
+the dance, and is the foremost there. Caleb no sooner sees this, than he
+clutches Tilly Slowboy by both hands and goes off at score; Miss Slowboy,
+firm in the belief that diving hotly in among the other couples, and
+effecting any number of concussions with them, is your only principle of
+footing it.
+
+Hark! how the Cricket joins the music with its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp; and
+how the kettle hums!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+But what is this! Even as I listen to them, blithely, and turn towards
+Dot, for one last glimpse of a little figure very pleasant to me, she and
+the rest have vanished into air, and I am left alone. A Cricket sings
+upon the Hearth; a broken child’s-toy lies upon the ground; and nothing
+else remains.
+
+
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