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+Title: The Cricket on the Hearth
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+Author: Charles Dickens
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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK, THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH ***
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+Transcribed from the Charles Scribner's Sons "Works of Charles
+Dickens" edition by David Price, email ccx074@coventry.ac.uk
+
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+
+THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I--Chirp the First
+
+
+
+The kettle began it! Don't tell me what Mrs. Peerybingle said. I
+know better. Mrs. Peerybingle may leave it on record to the end of
+time that she couldn't say which of them began it; but, I say the
+kettle did. I ought to know, I hope! The kettle began it, full
+five minutes by the little waxy-faced Dutch clock in the corner,
+before the Cricket uttered a chirp.
+
+As if the clock hadn't finished striking, and the convulsive little
+Haymaker at the top of it, jerking away right and left with a
+scythe in front of a Moorish Palace, hadn't mowed down half an acre
+of imaginary grass before the Cricket joined in at all!
+
+Why, I am not naturally positive. Every one knows that. I
+wouldn't set my own opinion against the opinion of Mrs.
+Peerybingle, unless I were quite sure, on any account whatever.
+Nothing should induce me. But, this is a question of act. And the
+fact is, that the kettle began it, at least five minutes before the
+Cricket gave any sign of being in existence. Contradict me, and
+I'll say ten.
+
+Let me narrate exactly how it happened. I should have proceeded to
+do so in my very first word, but for this plain consideration--if I
+am to tell a story I must begin at the beginning; and how is it
+possible to begin at the beginning, without beginning at the
+kettle?
+
+It appeared as if there were a sort of match, or trial of skill,
+you must understand, between the kettle and the Cricket. And this
+is what led to it, and how it came about.
+
+Mrs. Peerybingle, going out into the raw twilight, and clicking
+over the wet stones in a pair of pattens that worked innumerable
+rough impressions of the first proposition in Euclid all about the
+yard--Mrs. Peerybingle filled the kettle at the water-butt.
+Presently returning, less the pattens (and a good deal less, for
+they were tall and Mrs. Peerybingle was but short), she set the
+kettle on the fire. In doing which she lost her temper, or mislaid
+it for an instant; for, the water being uncomfortably cold, and in
+that slippy, slushy, sleety sort of state wherein it seems to
+penetrate through every kind of substance, patten rings included--
+had laid hold of Mrs. Peerybingle's toes, and even splashed her
+legs. And when we rather plume ourselves (with reason too) upon
+our legs, and keep ourselves particularly neat in point of
+stockings, we find this, for the moment, hard to bear.
+
+Besides, the kettle was aggravating and obstinate. It wouldn't
+allow itself to be adjusted on the top bar; it wouldn't hear of
+accommodating itself kindly to the knobs of coal; it WOULD lean
+forward with a drunken air, and dribble, a very Idiot of a kettle,
+on the hearth. It was quarrelsome, and hissed and spluttered
+morosely at the fire. To sum up all, the lid, resisting Mrs.
+Peerybingle's fingers, first of all turned topsy-turvy, and then,
+with an ingenious pertinacity deserving of a better cause, dived
+sideways in--down to the very bottom of the kettle. And the hull
+of the Royal George has never made half the monstrous resistance to
+coming out of the water, which the lid of that kettle employed
+against Mrs. Peerybingle, before she got it up again.
+
+It looked sullen and pig-headed enough, even then; carrying its
+handle with an air of defiance, and cocking its spout pertly and
+mockingly at Mrs. Peerybingle, as if it said, 'I won't boil.
+Nothing shall induce me!'
+
+But Mrs. Peerybingle, with restored good humour, dusted her chubby
+little hands against each other, and sat down before the kettle,
+laughing. Meantime, the jolly blaze uprose and fell, flashing and
+gleaming on the little Haymaker at the top of the Dutch clock,
+until one might have thought he stood stock still before the
+Moorish Palace, and nothing was in motion but the flame.
+
+He was on the move, however; and had his spasms, two to the second,
+all right and regular. But, his sufferings when the clock was
+going to strike, were frightful to behold; and, when a Cuckoo
+looked out of a trap-door in the Palace, and gave note six times,
+it shook him, each time, like a spectral voice--or like a something
+wiry, plucking at his legs.
+
+It was not until a violent commotion and a whirring noise among the
+weights and ropes below him had quite subsided, that this terrified
+Haymaker became himself again. Nor was he startled without reason;
+for these rattling, bony skeletons of clocks are very disconcerting
+in their operation, and I wonder very much how any set of men, but
+most of all how Dutchmen, can have had a liking to invent them.
+There is a popular belief that Dutchmen love broad cases and much
+clothing for their own lower selves; and they might know better
+than to leave their clocks so very lank and unprotected, surely.
+
+Now it was, you observe, that the kettle began to spend the
+evening. Now it was, that the kettle, growing mellow and musical,
+began to have irrepressible gurglings in its throat, and to indulge
+in short vocal snorts, which it checked in the bud, as if it hadn't
+quite made up its mind yet, to be good company. Now it was, that
+after two or three such vain attempts to stifle its convivial
+sentiments, it threw off all moroseness, all reserve, and burst
+into a stream of song so cosy and hilarious, as never maudlin
+nightingale yet formed the least idea of.
+
+So plain too! Bless you, you might have understood it like a book-
+-better than some books you and I could name, perhaps. With its
+warm breath gushing forth in a light cloud which merrily and
+gracefully ascended a few feet, then hung about the chimney-corner
+as its own domestic Heaven, it trolled its song with that strong
+energy of cheerfulness, that its iron body hummed and stirred upon
+the fire; and the lid itself, the recently rebellious lid--such is
+the influence of a bright example--performed a sort of jig, and
+clattered like a deaf and dumb young cymbal that had never known
+the use of its twin brother.
+
+That this song of the kettle's was a song of invitation and welcome
+to somebody out of doors: to somebody at that moment coming on,
+towards the snug small home and the crisp fire: there is no doubt
+whatever. Mrs. Peerybingle knew it, perfectly, as she sat musing
+before the hearth. It's a dark night, sang the kettle, and the
+rotten leaves are lying by the way; and, above, all is mist and
+darkness, and, below, all is mire and clay; and there's only one
+relief in all the sad and murky air; and I don't know that it is
+one, for it's nothing but a glare; of deep and angry crimson, where
+the sun and wind together; set a brand upon the clouds for being
+guilty of such weather; and the widest open country is a long dull
+streak of black; and there's hoar-frost on the finger-post, and
+thaw upon the track; and the ice it isn't water, and the water
+isn't free; and you couldn't say that anything is what it ought to
+be; but he's coming, coming, coming! -
+
+And here, if you like, the Cricket DID chime in! with a Chirrup,
+Chirrup, Chirrup of such magnitude, by way of chorus; with a voice
+so astoundingly disproportionate to its size, as compared with the
+kettle; (size! you couldn't see it!) that if it had then and there
+burst itself like an overcharged gun, if it had fallen a victim on
+the spot, and chirruped its little body into fifty pieces, it would
+have seemed a natural and inevitable consequence, for which it had
+expressly laboured.
+
+The kettle had had the last of its solo performance. It persevered
+with undiminished ardour; but the Cricket took first fiddle and
+kept it. Good Heaven, how it chirped! Its shrill, sharp, piercing
+voice resounded through the house, and seemed to twinkle in the
+outer darkness like a star. There was an indescribable little
+trill and tremble in it, at its loudest, which suggested its being
+carried off its legs, and made to leap again, by its own intense
+enthusiasm. Yet they went very well together, the Cricket and the
+kettle. The burden of the song was still the same; and louder,
+louder, louder still, they sang it in their emulation.
+
+The fair little listener--for fair she was, and young: though
+something of what is called the dumpling shape; but I don't myself
+object to that--lighted a candle, glanced at the Haymaker on the
+top of the clock, who was getting in a pretty average crop of
+minutes; and looked out of the window, where she saw nothing, owing
+to the darkness, but her own face imaged in the glass. And my
+opinion is (and so would yours have been), that she might have
+looked a long way, and seen nothing half so agreeable. When she
+came back, and sat down in her former seat, the Cricket and the
+kettle were still keeping it up, with a perfect fury of
+competition. The kettle's weak side clearly being, that he didn't
+know when he was beat.
+
+There was all the excitement of a race about it. Chirp, chirp,
+chirp! Cricket a mile ahead. Hum, hum, hum--m--m! Kettle making
+play in the distance, like a great top. Chirp, chirp, chirp!
+Cricket round the corner. Hum, hum, hum--m--m! Kettle sticking to
+him in his own way; no idea of giving in. Chirp, chirp, chirp!
+Cricket fresher than ever. Hum, hum, hum--m--m! Kettle slow and
+steady. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket going in to finish him.
+Hum, hum, hum--m--m! Kettle not to be finished. Until at last
+they got so jumbled together, in the hurry-skurry, helter-skelter,
+of the match, that whether the kettle chirped and the Cricket
+hummed, or the Cricket chirped and the kettle hummed, or they both
+chirped and both hummed, it would have taken a clearer head than
+yours or mine to have decided with anything like certainty. But,
+of this, there is no doubt: that, the kettle and the Cricket, at
+one and the same moment, and by some power of amalgamation best
+known to themselves, sent, each, his fireside song of comfort
+streaming into a ray of the candle that shone out through the
+window, and a long way down the lane. And this light, bursting on
+a certain person who, on the instant, approached towards it through
+the gloom, expressed the whole thing to him, literally in a
+twinkling, and cried, 'Welcome home, old fellow! Welcome home, my
+boy!'
+
+This end attained, the kettle, being dead beat, boiled over, and
+was taken off the fire. Mrs. Peerybingle then went running to the
+door, where, what with the wheels of a cart, the tramp of a horse,
+the voice of a man, the tearing in and out of an excited dog, and
+the surprising and mysterious appearance of a baby, there was soon
+the very What's-his-name to pay.
+
+Where the baby came from, or how Mrs. Peerybingle got hold of it in
+that flash of time, _I_ don't know. But a live baby there was, in
+Mrs. Peerybingle's arms; and a pretty tolerable amount of pride she
+seemed to have in it, when she was drawn gently to the fire, by a
+sturdy figure of a man, much taller and much older than herself,
+who had to stoop a long way down, to kiss her. But she was worth
+the trouble. Six foot six, with the lumbago, might have done it.
+
+'Oh goodness, John!' said Mrs. P. 'What a state you are in with
+the weather!'
+
+He was something the worse for it, undeniably. The thick mist hung
+in clots upon his eyelashes like candied thaw; and between the fog
+and fire together, there were rainbows in his very whiskers.
+
+'Why, you see, Dot,' John made answer, slowly, as he unrolled a
+shawl from about his throat; and warmed his hands; 'it--it an't
+exactly summer weather. So, no wonder.'
+
+'I wish you wouldn't call me Dot, John. I don't like it,' said
+Mrs. Peerybingle: pouting in a way that clearly showed she DID
+like it, very much.
+
+'Why what else are you?' returned John, looking down upon her with
+a smile, and giving her waist as light a squeeze as his huge hand
+and arm could give. 'A dot and'--here he glanced at the baby--'a
+dot and carry--I won't say it, for fear I should spoil it; but I
+was very near a joke. I don't know as ever I was nearer.'
+
+He was often near to something or other very clever, by his own
+account: this lumbering, slow, honest John; this John so heavy,
+but so light of spirit; so rough upon the surface, but so gentle at
+the core; so dull without, so quick within; so stolid, but so good!
+Oh Mother Nature, give thy children the true poetry of heart that
+hid itself in this poor Carrier's breast--he was but a Carrier by
+the way--and we can bear to have them talking prose, and leading
+lives of prose; and bear to bless thee for their company!
+
+It was pleasant to see Dot, with her little figure, and her baby in
+her arms: a very doll of a baby: glancing with a coquettish
+thoughtfulness at the fire, and inclining her delicate little head
+just enough on one side to let it rest in an odd, half-natural,
+half-affected, wholly nestling and agreeable manner, on the great
+rugged figure of the Carrier. It was pleasant to see him, with his
+tender awkwardness, endeavouring to adapt his rude support to her
+slight need, and make his burly middle-age a leaning-staff not
+inappropriate to her blooming youth. It was pleasant to observe
+how Tilly Slowboy, waiting in the background for the baby, took
+special cognizance (though in her earliest teens) of this grouping;
+and stood with her mouth and eyes wide open, and her head thrust
+forward, taking it in as if it were air. Nor was it less agreeable
+to observe how John the Carrier, reference being made by Dot to the
+aforesaid baby, checked his hand when on the point of touching the
+infant, as if he thought he might crack it; and bending down,
+surveyed it from a safe distance, with a kind of puzzled pride,
+such as an amiable mastiff might be supposed to show, if he found
+himself, one day, the father of a young canary.
+
+'An't he beautiful, John? Don't he look precious in his sleep?'
+
+'Very precious,' said John. 'Very much so. He generally IS
+asleep, an't he?'
+
+'Lor, John! Good gracious no!'
+
+'Oh,' said John, pondering. 'I thought his eyes was generally
+shut. Halloa!'
+
+'Goodness, John, how you startle one!'
+
+'It an't right for him to turn 'em up in that way!' said the
+astonished Carrier, 'is it? See how he's winking with both of 'em
+at once! And look at his mouth! Why he's gasping like a gold and
+silver fish!'
+
+'You don't deserve to be a father, you don't,' said Dot, with all
+the dignity of an experienced matron. 'But how should you know
+what little complaints children are troubled with, John! You
+wouldn't so much as know their names, you stupid fellow.' And when
+she had turned the baby over on her left arm, and had slapped its
+back as a restorative, she pinched her husband's ear, laughing.
+
+'No,' said John, pulling off his outer coat. 'It's very true, Dot.
+I don't know much about it. I only know that I've been fighting
+pretty stiffly with the wind to-night. It's been blowing north-
+east, straight into the cart, the whole way home.'
+
+'Poor old man, so it has!' cried Mrs. Peerybingle, instantly
+becoming very active. 'Here! Take the precious darling, Tilly,
+while I make myself of some use. Bless it, I could smother it with
+kissing it, I could! Hie then, good dog! Hie, Boxer, boy! Only
+let me make the tea first, John; and then I'll help you with the
+parcels, like a busy bee. "How doth the little"--and all the rest
+of it, you know, John. Did you ever learn "how doth the little,"
+when you went to school, John?'
+
+'Not to quite know it,' John returned. 'I was very near it once.
+But I should only have spoilt it, I dare say.'
+
+'Ha ha,' laughed Dot. She had the blithest little laugh you ever
+heard. 'What a dear old darling of a dunce you are, John, to be
+sure!'
+
+Not at all disputing this position, John went out to see that the
+boy with the lantern, which had been dancing to and fro before the
+door and window, like a Will of the Wisp, took due care of the
+horse; who was fatter than you would quite believe, if I gave you
+his measure, and so old that his birthday was lost in the mists of
+antiquity. Boxer, feeling that his attentions were due to the
+family in general, and must be impartially distributed, dashed in
+and out with bewildering inconstancy; now, describing a circle of
+short barks round the horse, where he was being rubbed down at the
+stable-door; now feigning to make savage rushes at his mistress,
+and facetiously bringing himself to sudden stops; now, eliciting a
+shriek from Tilly Slowboy, in the low nursing-chair near the fire,
+by the unexpected application of his moist nose to her countenance;
+now, exhibiting an obtrusive interest in the baby; now, going round
+and round upon the hearth, and lying down as if he had established
+himself for the night; now, getting up again, and taking that
+nothing of a fag-end of a tail of his, out into the weather, as if
+he had just remembered an appointment, and was off, at a round
+trot, to keep it.
+
+'There! There's the teapot, ready on the hob!' said Dot; as
+briskly busy as a child at play at keeping house. 'And there's the
+old knuckle of ham; and there's the butter; and there's the crusty
+loaf, and all! Here's the clothes-basket for the small parcels,
+John, if you've got any there--where are you, John?'
+
+'Don't let the dear child fall under the grate, Tilly, whatever you
+do!'
+
+It may be noted of Miss Slowboy, in spite of her rejecting the
+caution with some vivacity, that she had a rare and surprising
+talent for getting this baby into difficulties and had several
+times imperilled its short life, in a quiet way peculiarly her own.
+She was of a spare and straight shape, this young lady, insomuch
+that her garments appeared to be in constant danger of sliding off
+those sharp pegs, her shoulders, on which they were loosely hung.
+Her costume was remarkable for the partial development, on all
+possible occasions, of some flannel vestment of a singular
+structure; also for affording glimpses, in the region of the back,
+of a corset, or pair of stays, in colour a dead-green. Being
+always in a state of gaping admiration at everything, and absorbed,
+besides, in the perpetual contemplation of her mistress's
+perfections and the baby's, Miss Slowboy, in her little errors of
+judgment, may be said to have done equal honour to her head and to
+her heart; and though these did less honour to the baby's head,
+which they were the occasional means of bringing into contact with
+deal doors, dressers, stair-rails, bed-posts, and other foreign
+substances, still they were the honest results of Tilly Slowboy's
+constant astonishment at finding herself so kindly treated, and
+installed in such a comfortable home. For, the maternal and
+paternal Slowboy were alike unknown to Fame, and Tilly had been
+bred by public charity, a foundling; which word, though only
+differing from fondling by one vowel's length, is very different in
+meaning, and expresses quite another thing.
+
+To have seen little Mrs. Peerybingle come back with her husband,
+tugging at the clothes-basket, and making the most strenuous
+exertions to do nothing at all (for he carried it), would have
+amused you almost as much as it amused him. It may have
+entertained the Cricket too, for anything I know; but, certainly,
+it now began to chirp again, vehemently.
+
+'Heyday!' said John, in his slow way. 'It's merrier than ever, to-
+night, I think.'
+
+'And it's sure to bring us good fortune, John! It always has done
+so. To have a Cricket on the Hearth, is the luckiest thing in all
+the world!'
+
+John looked at her as if he had very nearly got the thought into
+his head, that she was his Cricket in chief, and he quite agreed
+with her. But, it was probably one of his narrow escapes, for he
+said nothing.
+
+'The first time I heard its cheerful little note, John, was on that
+night when you brought me home--when you brought me to my new home
+here; its little mistress. Nearly a year ago. You recollect,
+John?'
+
+O yes. John remembered. I should think so!
+
+'Its chirp was such a welcome to me! It seemed so full of promise
+and encouragement. It seemed to say, you would be kind and gentle
+with me, and would not expect (I had a fear of that, John, then) to
+find an old head on the shoulders of your foolish little wife.'
+
+John thoughtfully patted one of the shoulders, and then the head,
+as though he would have said No, no; he had had no such
+expectation; he had been quite content to take them as they were.
+And really he had reason. They were very comely.
+
+'It spoke the truth, John, when it seemed to say so; for you have
+ever been, I am sure, the best, the most considerate, the most
+affectionate of husbands to me. This has been a happy home, John;
+and I love the Cricket for its sake!'
+
+'Why so do I then,' said the Carrier. 'So do I, Dot.'
+
+'I love it for the many times I have heard it, and the many
+thoughts its harmless music has given me. Sometimes, in the
+twilight, when I have felt a little solitary and down-hearted,
+John--before baby was here to keep me company and make the house
+gay--when I have thought how lonely you would be if I should die;
+how lonely I should be if I could know that you had lost me, dear;
+its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp upon the hearth, has seemed to tell me of
+another little voice, so sweet, so very dear to me, before whose
+coming sound my trouble vanished like a dream. And when I used to
+fear--I did fear once, John, I was very young you know--that ours
+might prove to be an ill-assorted marriage, I being such a child,
+and you more like my guardian than my husband; and that you might
+not, however hard you tried, be able to learn to love me, as you
+hoped and prayed you might; its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp has cheered me
+up again, and filled me with new trust and confidence. I was
+thinking of these things to-night, dear, when I sat expecting you;
+and I love the Cricket for their sake!'
+
+'And so do I,' repeated John. 'But, Dot? _I_ hope and pray that I
+might learn to love you? How you talk! I had learnt that, long
+before I brought you here, to be the Cricket's little mistress,
+Dot!'
+
+She laid her hand, an instant, on his arm, and looked up at him
+with an agitated face, as if she would have told him something.
+Next moment she was down upon her knees before the basket, speaking
+in a sprightly voice, and busy with the parcels.
+
+'There are not many of them to-night, John, but I saw some goods
+behind the cart, just now; and though they give more trouble,
+perhaps, still they pay as well; so we have no reason to grumble,
+have we? Besides, you have been delivering, I dare say, as you
+came along?'
+
+'Oh yes,' John said. 'A good many.'
+
+'Why what's this round box? Heart alive, John, it's a wedding-
+cake!'
+
+'Leave a woman alone to find out that,' said John, admiringly.
+'Now a man would never have thought of it. Whereas, it's my belief
+that if you was to pack a wedding-cake up in a tea-chest, or a
+turn-up bedstead, or a pickled salmon keg, or any unlikely thing, a
+woman would be sure to find it out directly. Yes; I called for it
+at the pastry-cook's.'
+
+'And it weighs I don't know what--whole hundredweights!' cried Dot,
+making a great demonstration of trying to lift it.
+
+'Whose is it, John? Where is it going?'
+
+'Read the writing on the other side,' said John.
+
+'Why, John! My Goodness, John!'
+
+'Ah! who'd have thought it!' John returned.
+
+'You never mean to say,' pursued Dot, sitting on the floor and
+shaking her head at him, 'that it's Gruff and Tackleton the
+toymaker!'
+
+John nodded.
+
+Mrs. Peerybingle nodded also, fifty times at least. Not in assent-
+-in dumb and pitying amazement; screwing up her lips the while with
+all their little force (they were never made for screwing up; I am
+clear of that), and looking the good Carrier through and through,
+in her abstraction. Miss Slowboy, in the mean time, who had a
+mechanical power of reproducing scraps of current conversation for
+the delectation of the baby, with all the sense struck out of them,
+and all the nouns changed into the plural number, inquired aloud of
+that young creature, Was it Gruffs and Tackletons the toymakers
+then, and Would it call at Pastry-cooks for wedding-cakes, and Did
+its mothers know the boxes when its fathers brought them homes; and
+so on.
+
+'And that is really to come about!' said Dot. 'Why, she and I were
+girls at school together, John.'
+
+He might have been thinking of her, or nearly thinking of her,
+perhaps, as she was in that same school time. He looked upon her
+with a thoughtful pleasure, but he made no answer.
+
+'And he's as old! As unlike her!--Why, how many years older than
+you, is Gruff and Tackleton, John?'
+
+'How many more cups of tea shall I drink to-night at one sitting,
+than Gruff and Tackleton ever took in four, I wonder!' replied
+John, good-humouredly, as he drew a chair to the round table, and
+began at the cold ham. 'As to eating, I eat but little; but that
+little I enjoy, Dot.'
+
+Even this, his usual sentiment at meal times, one of his innocent
+delusions (for his appetite was always obstinate, and flatly
+contradicted him), awoke no smile in the face of his little wife,
+who stood among the parcels, pushing the cake-box slowly from her
+with her foot, and never once looked, though her eyes were cast
+down too, upon the dainty shoe she generally was so mindful of.
+Absorbed in thought, she stood there, heedless alike of the tea and
+John (although he called to her, and rapped the table with his
+knife to startle her), until he rose and touched her on the arm;
+when she looked at him for a moment, and hurried to her place
+behind the teaboard, laughing at her negligence. But, not as she
+had laughed before. The manner and the music were quite changed.
+
+The Cricket, too, had stopped. Somehow the room was not so
+cheerful as it had been. Nothing like it.
+
+'So, these are all the parcels, are they, John?' she said, breaking
+a long silence, which the honest Carrier had devoted to the
+practical illustration of one part of his favourite sentiment--
+certainly enjoying what he ate, if it couldn't be admitted that he
+ate but little. 'So, these are all the parcels; are they, John?'
+
+'That's all,' said John. 'Why--no--I--' laying down his knife and
+fork, and taking a long breath. 'I declare--I've clean forgotten
+the old gentleman!'
+
+'The old gentleman?'
+
+'In the cart,' said John. 'He was asleep, among the straw, the
+last time I saw him. I've very nearly remembered him, twice, since
+I came in; but he went out of my head again. Holloa! Yahip there!
+Rouse up! That's my hearty!'
+
+John said these latter words outside the door, whither he had
+hurried with the candle in his hand.
+
+Miss Slowboy, conscious of some mysterious reference to The Old
+Gentleman, and connecting in her mystified imagination certain
+associations of a religious nature with the phrase, was so
+disturbed, that hastily rising from the low chair by the fire to
+seek protection near the skirts of her mistress, and coming into
+contact as she crossed the doorway with an ancient Stranger, she
+instinctively made a charge or butt at him with the only offensive
+instrument within her reach. This instrument happening to be the
+baby, great commotion and alarm ensued, which the sagacity of Boxer
+rather tended to increase; for, that good dog, more thoughtful than
+its master, had, it seemed, been watching the old gentleman in his
+sleep, lest he should walk off with a few young poplar trees that
+were tied up behind the cart; and he still attended on him very
+closely, worrying his gaiters in fact, and making dead sets at the
+buttons.
+
+'You're such an undeniable good sleeper, sir,' said John, when
+tranquillity was restored; in the mean time the old gentleman had
+stood, bareheaded and motionless, in the centre of the room; 'that
+I have half a mind to ask you where the other six are--only that
+would be a joke, and I know I should spoil it. Very near though,'
+murmured the Carrier, with a chuckle; 'very near!'
+
+The Stranger, who had long white hair, good features, singularly
+bold and well defined for an old man, and dark, bright, penetrating
+eyes, looked round with a smile, and saluted the Carrier's wife by
+gravely inclining his head.
+
+His garb was very quaint and odd--a long, long way behind the time.
+Its hue was brown, all over. In his hand he held a great brown
+club or walking-stick; and striking this upon the floor, it fell
+asunder, and became a chair. On which he sat down, quite
+composedly.
+
+'There!' said the Carrier, turning to his wife. 'That's the way I
+found him, sitting by the roadside! Upright as a milestone. And
+almost as deaf.'
+
+'Sitting in the open air, John!'
+
+'In the open air,' replied the Carrier, 'just at dusk. "Carriage
+Paid," he said; and gave me eighteenpence. Then he got in. And
+there he is.'
+
+'He's going, John, I think!'
+
+Not at all. He was only going to speak.
+
+'If you please, I was to be left till called for,' said the
+Stranger, mildly. 'Don't mind me.'
+
+With that, he took a pair of spectacles from one of his large
+pockets, and a book from another, and leisurely began to read.
+Making no more of Boxer than if he had been a house lamb!
+
+The Carrier and his wife exchanged a look of perplexity. The
+Stranger raised his head; and glancing from the latter to the
+former, said,
+
+'Your daughter, my good friend?'
+
+'Wife,' returned John.
+
+'Niece?' said the Stranger.
+
+'Wife,' roared John.
+
+'Indeed?' observed the Stranger. 'Surely? Very young!'
+
+He quietly turned over, and resumed his reading. But, before he
+could have read two lines, he again interrupted himself to say:
+
+'Baby, yours?'
+
+John gave him a gigantic nod; equivalent to an answer in the
+affirmative, delivered through a speaking trumpet.
+
+'Girl?'
+
+'Bo-o-oy!' roared John.
+
+'Also very young, eh?'
+
+Mrs. Peerybingle instantly struck in. 'Two months and three da-
+ays! Vaccinated just six weeks ago-o! Took very fine-ly!
+Considered, by the doctor, a remarkably beautiful chi-ild! Equal
+to the general run of children at five months o-old! Takes notice,
+in a way quite wonderful! May seem impossible to you, but feels
+his legs al-ready!'
+
+Here the breathless little mother, who had been shrieking these
+short sentences into the old man's ear, until her pretty face was
+crimsoned, held up the Baby before him as a stubborn and triumphant
+fact; while Tilly Slowboy, with a melodious cry of 'Ketcher,
+Ketcher'--which sounded like some unknown words, adapted to a
+popular Sneeze--performed some cow-like gambols round that all
+unconscious Innocent.
+
+'Hark! He's called for, sure enough,' said John. 'There's
+somebody at the door. Open it, Tilly.'
+
+Before she could reach it, however, it was opened from without;
+being a primitive sort of door, with a latch, that any one could
+lift if he chose--and a good many people did choose, for all kinds
+of neighbours liked to have a cheerful word or two with the
+Carrier, though he was no great talker himself. Being opened, it
+gave admission to a little, meagre, thoughtful, dingy-faced man,
+who seemed to have made himself a great-coat from the sack-cloth
+covering of some old box; for, when he turned to shut the door, and
+keep the weather out, he disclosed upon the back of that garment,
+the inscription G & T in large black capitals. Also the word GLASS
+in bold characters.
+
+'Good evening, John!' said the little man. 'Good evening, Mum.
+Good evening, Tilly. Good evening, Unbeknown! How's Baby, Mum?
+Boxer's pretty well I hope?'
+
+'All thriving, Caleb,' replied Dot. 'I am sure you need only look
+at the dear child, for one, to know that.'
+
+'And I'm sure I need only look at you for another,' said Caleb.
+
+He didn't look at her though; he had a wandering and thoughtful eye
+which seemed to be always projecting itself into some other time
+and place, no matter what he said; a description which will equally
+apply to his voice.
+
+'Or at John for another,' said Caleb. 'Or at Tilly, as far as that
+goes. Or certainly at Boxer.'
+
+'Busy just now, Caleb?' asked the Carrier.
+
+'Why, pretty well, John,' he returned, with the distraught air of a
+man who was casting about for the Philosopher's stone, at least.
+'Pretty much so. There's rather a run on Noah's Arks at present.
+I could have wished to improve upon the Family, but I don't see how
+it's to be done at the price. It would be a satisfaction to one's
+mind, to make it clearer which was Shems and Hams, and which was
+Wives. Flies an't on that scale neither, as compared with
+elephants you know! Ah! well! Have you got anything in the parcel
+line for me, John?'
+
+The Carrier put his hand into a pocket of the coat he had taken
+off; and brought out, carefully preserved in moss and paper, a tiny
+flower-pot.
+
+'There it is!' he said, adjusting it with great care. 'Not so much
+as a leaf damaged. Full of buds!'
+
+Caleb's dull eye brightened, as he took it, and thanked him.
+
+'Dear, Caleb,' said the Carrier. 'Very dear at this season.'
+
+'Never mind that. It would be cheap to me, whatever it cost,'
+returned the little man. 'Anything else, John?'
+
+'A small box,' replied the Carrier. 'Here you are!'
+
+'"For Caleb Plummer,"' said the little man, spelling out the
+direction. '"With Cash." With Cash, John? I don't think it's for
+me.'
+
+'With Care,' returned the Carrier, looking over his shoulder.
+'Where do you make out cash?'
+
+'Oh! To be sure!' said Caleb. 'It's all right. With care! Yes,
+yes; that's mine. It might have been with cash, indeed, if my dear
+Boy in the Golden South Americas had lived, John. You loved him
+like a son; didn't you? You needn't say you did. _I_ know, of
+course. "Caleb Plummer. With care." Yes, yes, it's all right.
+It's a box of dolls' eyes for my daughter's work. I wish it was
+her own sight in a box, John.'
+
+'I wish it was, or could be!' cried the Carrier.
+
+'Thank'ee,' said the little man. 'You speak very hearty. To think
+that she should never see the Dolls--and them a-staring at her, so
+bold, all day long! That's where it cuts. What's the damage,
+John?'
+
+'I'll damage you,' said John, 'if you inquire. Dot! Very near?'
+
+'Well! it's like you to say so,' observed the little man. 'It's
+your kind way. Let me see. I think that's all.'
+
+'I think not,' said the Carrier. 'Try again.'
+
+'Something for our Governor, eh?' said Caleb, after pondering a
+little while. 'To be sure. That's what I came for; but my head's
+so running on them Arks and things! He hasn't been here, has he?'
+
+'Not he,' returned the Carrier. 'He's too busy, courting.'
+
+'He's coming round though,' said Caleb; 'for he told me to keep on
+the near side of the road going home, and it was ten to one he'd
+take me up. I had better go, by the bye.--You couldn't have the
+goodness to let me pinch Boxer's tail, Mum, for half a moment,
+could you?'
+
+'Why, Caleb! what a question!'
+
+'Oh never mind, Mum,' said the little man. 'He mightn't like it
+perhaps. There's a small order just come in, for barking dogs; and
+I should wish to go as close to Natur' as I could, for sixpence.
+That's all. Never mind, Mum.'
+
+It happened opportunely, that Boxer, without receiving the proposed
+stimulus, began to bark with great zeal. But, as this implied the
+approach of some new visitor, Caleb, postponing his study from the
+life to a more convenient season, shouldered the round box, and
+took a hurried leave. He might have spared himself the trouble,
+for he met the visitor upon the threshold.
+
+'Oh! You are here, are you? Wait a bit. I'll take you home.
+John Peerybingle, my service to you. More of my service to your
+pretty wife. Handsomer every day! Better too, if possible! And
+younger,' mused the speaker, in a low voice; 'that's the Devil of
+it!'
+
+'I should be astonished at your paying compliments, Mr. Tackleton,'
+said Dot, not with the best grace in the world; 'but for your
+condition.'
+
+'You know all about it then?'
+
+'I have got myself to believe it, somehow,' said Dot.
+
+'After a hard struggle, I suppose?'
+
+'Very.'
+
+Tackleton the Toy-merchant, pretty generally known as Gruff and
+Tackleton--for that was the firm, though Gruff had been bought out
+long ago; only leaving his name, and as some said his nature,
+according to its Dictionary meaning, in the business--Tackleton the
+Toy-merchant, was a man whose vocation had been quite misunderstood
+by his Parents and Guardians. If they had made him a Money Lender,
+or a sharp Attorney, or a Sheriff's Officer, or a Broker, he might
+have sown his discontented oats in his youth, and, after having had
+the full run of himself in ill-natured transactions, might have
+turned out amiable, at last, for the sake of a little freshness and
+novelty. But, cramped and chafing in the peaceable pursuit of toy-
+making, he was a domestic Ogre, who had been living on children all
+his life, and was their implacable enemy. He despised all toys;
+wouldn't have bought one for the world; delighted, in his malice,
+to insinuate grim expressions into the faces of brown-paper farmers
+who drove pigs to market, bellmen who advertised lost lawyers'
+consciences, movable old ladies who darned stockings or carved
+pies; and other like samples of his stock in trade. In appalling
+masks; hideous, hairy, red-eyed Jacks in Boxes; Vampire Kites;
+demoniacal Tumblers who wouldn't lie down, and were perpetually
+flying forward, to stare infants out of countenance; his soul
+perfectly revelled. They were his only relief, and safety-valve.
+He was great in such inventions. Anything suggestive of a Pony-
+nightmare was delicious to him. He had even lost money (and he
+took to that toy very kindly) by getting up Goblin slides for
+magic-lanterns, whereon the Powers of Darkness were depicted as a
+sort of supernatural shell-fish, with human faces. In intensifying
+the portraiture of Giants, he had sunk quite a little capital; and,
+though no painter himself, he could indicate, for the instruction
+of his artists, with a piece of chalk, a certain furtive leer for
+the countenances of those monsters, which was safe to destroy the
+peace of mind of any young gentleman between the ages of six and
+eleven, for the whole Christmas or Midsummer Vacation.
+
+What he was in toys, he was (as most men are) in other things. You
+may easily suppose, therefore, that within the great green cape,
+which reached down to the calves of his legs, there was buttoned up
+to the chin an uncommonly pleasant fellow; and that he was about as
+choice a spirit, and as agreeable a companion, as ever stood in a
+pair of bull-headed-looking boots with mahogany-coloured tops.
+
+Still, Tackleton, the toy-merchant, was going to be married. In
+spite of all this, he was going to be married. And to a young wife
+too, a beautiful young wife.
+
+He didn't look much like a bridegroom, as he stood in the Carrier's
+kitchen, with a twist in his dry face, and a screw in his body, and
+his hat jerked over the bridge of his nose, and his hands tucked
+down into the bottoms of his pockets, and his whole sarcastic ill-
+conditioned self peering out of one little corner of one little
+eye, like the concentrated essence of any number of ravens. But, a
+Bridegroom he designed to be.
+
+'In three days' time. Next Thursday. The last day of the first
+month in the year. That's my wedding-day,' said Tackleton.
+
+Did I mention that he had always one eye wide open, and one eye
+nearly shut; and that the one eye nearly shut, was always the
+expressive eye? I don't think I did.
+
+'That's my wedding-day!' said Tackleton, rattling his money.
+
+'Why, it's our wedding-day too,' exclaimed the Carrier.
+
+'Ha ha!' laughed Tackleton. 'Odd! You're just such another
+couple. Just!'
+
+The indignation of Dot at this presumptuous assertion is not to be
+described. What next? His imagination would compass the
+possibility of just such another Baby, perhaps. The man was mad.
+
+'I say! A word with you,' murmured Tackleton, nudging the Carrier
+with his elbow, and taking him a little apart. 'You'll come to the
+wedding? We're in the same boat, you know.'
+
+'How in the same boat?' inquired the Carrier.
+
+'A little disparity, you know,' said Tackleton, with another nudge.
+'Come and spend an evening with us, beforehand.'
+
+'Why?' demanded John, astonished at this pressing hospitality.
+
+'Why?' returned the other. 'That's a new way of receiving an
+invitation. Why, for pleasure--sociability, you know, and all
+that!'
+
+'I thought you were never sociable,' said John, in his plain way.
+
+'Tchah! It's of no use to be anything but free with you, I see,'
+said Tackleton. 'Why, then, the truth is you have a--what tea-
+drinking people call a sort of a comfortable appearance together,
+you and your wife. We know better, you know, but--'
+
+'No, we don't know better,' interposed John. 'What are you talking
+about?'
+
+'Well! We DON'T know better, then,' said Tackleton. 'We'll agree
+that we don't. As you like; what does it matter? I was going to
+say, as you have that sort of appearance, your company will produce
+a favourable effect on Mrs. Tackleton that will be. And, though I
+don't think your good lady's very friendly to me, in this matter,
+still she can't help herself from falling into my views, for
+there's a compactness and cosiness of appearance about her that
+always tells, even in an indifferent case. You'll say you'll
+come?'
+
+'We have arranged to keep our Wedding-Day (as far as that goes) at
+home,' said John. 'We have made the promise to ourselves these six
+months. We think, you see, that home--'
+
+'Bah! what's home?' cried Tackleton. 'Four walls and a ceiling!
+(why don't you kill that Cricket? _I_ would! I always do. I hate
+their noise.) There are four walls and a ceiling at my house.
+Come to me!'
+
+'You kill your Crickets, eh?' said John.
+
+'Scrunch 'em, sir,' returned the other, setting his heel heavily on
+the floor. 'You'll say you'll come? it's as much your interest as
+mine, you know, that the women should persuade each other that
+they're quiet and contented, and couldn't be better off. I know
+their way. Whatever one woman says, another woman is determined to
+clinch, always. There's that spirit of emulation among 'em, sir,
+that if your wife says to my wife, "I'm the happiest woman in the
+world, and mine's the best husband in the world, and I dote on
+him," my wife will say the same to yours, or more, and half believe
+it.'
+
+'Do you mean to say she don't, then?' asked the Carrier.
+
+'Don't!' cried Tackleton, with a short, sharp laugh. 'Don't what?'
+
+The Carrier had some faint idea of adding, 'dote upon you.' But,
+happening to meet the half-closed eye, as it twinkled upon him over
+the turned-up collar of the cape, which was within an ace of poking
+it out, he felt it such an unlikely part and parcel of anything to
+be doted on, that he substituted, 'that she don't believe it?'
+
+'Ah you dog! You're joking,' said Tackleton.
+
+But the Carrier, though slow to understand the full drift of his
+meaning, eyed him in such a serious manner, that he was obliged to
+be a little more explanatory.
+
+'I have the humour,' said Tackleton: holding up the fingers of his
+left hand, and tapping the forefinger, to imply 'there I am,
+Tackleton to wit:' 'I have the humour, sir, to marry a young wife,
+and a pretty wife:' here he rapped his little finger, to express
+the Bride; not sparingly, but sharply; with a sense of power. 'I'm
+able to gratify that humour and I do. It's my whim. But--now look
+there!'
+
+He pointed to where Dot was sitting, thoughtfully, before the fire;
+leaning her dimpled chin upon her hand, and watching the bright
+blaze. The Carrier looked at her, and then at him, and then at
+her, and then at him again.
+
+'She honours and obeys, no doubt, you know,' said Tackleton; 'and
+that, as I am not a man of sentiment, is quite enough for ME. But
+do you think there's anything more in it?'
+
+'I think,' observed the Carrier, 'that I should chuck any man out
+of window, who said there wasn't.'
+
+'Exactly so,' returned the other with an unusual alacrity of
+assent. 'To be sure! Doubtless you would. Of course. I'm
+certain of it. Good night. Pleasant dreams!'
+
+The Carrier was puzzled, and made uncomfortable and uncertain, in
+spite of himself. He couldn't help showing it, in his manner.
+
+'Good night, my dear friend!' said Tackleton, compassionately.
+'I'm off. We're exactly alike, in reality, I see. You won't give
+us to-morrow evening? Well! Next day you go out visiting, I know.
+I'll meet you there, and bring my wife that is to be. It'll do her
+good. You're agreeable? Thank'ee. What's that!'
+
+It was a loud cry from the Carrier's wife: a loud, sharp, sudden
+cry, that made the room ring, like a glass vessel. She had risen
+from her seat, and stood like one transfixed by terror and
+surprise. The Stranger had advanced towards the fire to warm
+himself, and stood within a short stride of her chair. But quite
+still.
+
+'Dot!' cried the Carrier. 'Mary! Darling! What's the matter?'
+
+They were all about her in a moment. Caleb, who had been dozing on
+the cake-box, in the first imperfect recovery of his suspended
+presence of mind, seized Miss Slowboy by the hair of her head, but
+immediately apologised.
+
+'Mary!' exclaimed the Carrier, supporting her in his arms. 'Are
+you ill! What is it? Tell me, dear!'
+
+She only answered by beating her hands together, and falling into a
+wild fit of laughter. Then, sinking from his grasp upon the
+ground, she covered her face with her apron, and wept bitterly.
+And then she laughed again, and then she cried again, and then she
+said how cold it was, and suffered him to lead her to the fire,
+where she sat down as before. The old man standing, as before,
+quite still.
+
+'I'm better, John,' she said. 'I'm quite well now--I -'
+
+'John!' But John was on the other side of her. Why turn her face
+towards the strange old gentleman, as if addressing him! Was her
+brain wandering?
+
+'Only a fancy, John dear--a kind of shock--a something coming
+suddenly before my eyes--I don't know what it was. It's quite
+gone, quite gone.'
+
+'I'm glad it's gone,' muttered Tackleton, turning the expressive
+eye all round the room. 'I wonder where it's gone, and what it
+was. Humph! Caleb, come here! Who's that with the grey hair?'
+
+'I don't know, sir,' returned Caleb in a whisper. 'Never see him
+before, in all my life. A beautiful figure for a nut-cracker;
+quite a new model. With a screw-jaw opening down into his
+waistcoat, he'd be lovely.'
+
+'Not ugly enough,' said Tackleton.
+
+'Or for a firebox, either,' observed Caleb, in deep contemplation,
+'what a model! Unscrew his head to put the matches in; turn him
+heels up'ards for the light; and what a firebox for a gentleman's
+mantel-shelf, just as he stands!'
+
+'Not half ugly enough,' said Tackleton. 'Nothing in him at all!
+Come! Bring that box! All right now, I hope?'
+
+'Quite gone!' said the little woman, waving him hurriedly away.
+'Good night!'
+
+'Good night,' said Tackleton. 'Good night, John Peerybingle! Take
+care how you carry that box, Caleb. Let it fall, and I'll murder
+you! Dark as pitch, and weather worse than ever, eh? Good night!'
+
+So, with another sharp look round the room, he went out at the
+door; followed by Caleb with the wedding-cake on his head.
+
+The Carrier had been so much astounded by his little wife, and so
+busily engaged in soothing and tending her, that he had scarcely
+been conscious of the Stranger's presence, until now, when he again
+stood there, their only guest.
+
+'He don't belong to them, you see,' said John. 'I must give him a
+hint to go.'
+
+'I beg your pardon, friend,' said the old gentleman, advancing to
+him; 'the more so, as I fear your wife has not been well; but the
+Attendant whom my infirmity,' he touched his ears and shook his
+head, 'renders almost indispensable, not having arrived, I fear
+there must be some mistake. The bad night which made the shelter
+of your comfortable cart (may I never have a worse!) so acceptable,
+is still as bad as ever. Would you, in your kindness, suffer me to
+rent a bed here?'
+
+'Yes, yes,' cried Dot. 'Yes! Certainly!'
+
+'Oh!' said the Carrier, surprised by the rapidity of this consent.
+
+'Well! I don't object; but, still I'm not quite sure that--'
+
+'Hush!' she interrupted. 'Dear John!'
+
+'Why, he's stone deaf,' urged John.
+
+'I know he is, but--Yes, sir, certainly. Yes! certainly! I'll
+make him up a bed, directly, John.'
+
+As she hurried off to do it, the flutter of her spirits, and the
+agitation of her manner, were so strange that the Carrier stood
+looking after her, quite confounded.
+
+'Did its mothers make it up a Beds then!' cried Miss Slowboy to the
+Baby; 'and did its hair grow brown and curly, when its caps was
+lifted off, and frighten it, a precious Pets, a-sitting by the
+fires!'
+
+With that unaccountable attraction of the mind to trifles, which is
+often incidental to a state of doubt and confusion, the Carrier as
+he walked slowly to and fro, found himself mentally repeating even
+these absurd words, many times. So many times that he got them by
+heart, and was still conning them over and over, like a lesson,
+when Tilly, after administering as much friction to the little bald
+head with her hand as she thought wholesome (according to the
+practice of nurses), had once more tied the Baby's cap on.
+
+'And frighten it, a precious Pets, a-sitting by the fires. What
+frightened Dot, I wonder!' mused the Carrier, pacing to and fro.
+
+He scouted, from his heart, the insinuations of the Toy-merchant,
+and yet they filled him with a vague, indefinite uneasiness. For,
+Tackleton was quick and sly; and he had that painful sense,
+himself, of being of slow perception, that a broken hint was always
+worrying to him. He certainly had no intention in his mind of
+linking anything that Tackleton had said, with the unusual conduct
+of his wife, but the two subjects of reflection came into his mind
+together, and he could not keep them asunder.
+
+The bed was soon made ready; and the visitor, declining all
+refreshment but a cup of tea, retired. Then, Dot--quite well
+again, she said, quite well again--arranged the great chair in the
+chimney-corner for her husband; filled his pipe and gave it him;
+and took her usual little stool beside him on the hearth.
+
+She always WOULD sit on that little stool. I think she must have
+had a kind of notion that it was a coaxing, wheedling little stool.
+
+She was, out and out, the very best filler of a pipe, I should say,
+in the four quarters of the globe. To see her put that chubby
+little finger in the bowl, and then blow down the pipe to clear the
+tube, and, when she had done so, affect to think that there was
+really something in the tube, and blow a dozen times, and hold it
+to her eye like a telescope, with a most provoking twist in her
+capital little face, as she looked down it, was quite a brilliant
+thing. As to the tobacco, she was perfect mistress of the subject;
+and her lighting of the pipe, with a wisp of paper, when the
+Carrier had it in his mouth--going so very near his nose, and yet
+not scorching it--was Art, high Art.
+
+And the Cricket and the kettle, turning up again, acknowledged it!
+The bright fire, blazing up again, acknowledged it! The little
+Mower on the clock, in his unheeded work, acknowledged it! The
+Carrier, in his smoothing forehead and expanding face, acknowledged
+it, the readiest of all.
+
+And as he soberly and thoughtfully puffed at his old pipe, and as
+the Dutch clock ticked, and as the red fire gleamed, and as the
+Cricket chirped; that Genius of his Hearth and Home (for such the
+Cricket was) came out, in fairy shape, into the room, and summoned
+many forms of Home about him. Dots of all ages, and all sizes,
+filled the chamber. Dots who were merry children, running on
+before him gathering flowers, in the fields; coy Dots, half
+shrinking from, half yielding to, the pleading of his own rough
+image; newly-married Dots, alighting at the door, and taking
+wondering possession of the household keys; motherly little Dots,
+attended by fictitious Slowboys, bearing babies to be christened;
+matronly Dots, still young and blooming, watching Dots of
+daughters, as they danced at rustic balls; fat Dots, encircled and
+beset by troops of rosy grandchildren; withered Dots, who leaned on
+sticks, and tottered as they crept along. Old Carriers too,
+appeared, with blind old Boxers lying at their feet; and newer
+carts with younger drivers ('Peerybingle Brothers' on the tilt);
+and sick old Carriers, tended by the gentlest hands; and graves of
+dead and gone old Carriers, green in the churchyard. And as the
+Cricket showed him all these things--he saw them plainly, though
+his eyes were fixed upon the fire--the Carrier's heart grew light
+and happy, and he thanked his Household Gods with all his might,
+and cared no more for Gruff and Tackleton than you do.
+
+
+But, what was that young figure of a man, which the same Fairy
+Cricket set so near Her stool, and which remained there, singly and
+alone? Why did it linger still, so near her, with its arm upon the
+chimney-piece, ever repeating 'Married! and not to me!'
+
+O Dot! O failing Dot! There is no place for it in all your
+husband's visions; why has its shadow fallen on his hearth!
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II--Chirp The Second
+
+
+
+Caleb Plummer and his Blind Daughter lived all alone by themselves,
+as the Story-books say--and my blessing, with yours to back it I
+hope, on the Story-books, for saying anything in this workaday
+world!--Caleb Plummer and his Blind Daughter lived all alone by
+themselves, in a little cracked nutshell of a wooden house, which
+was, in truth, no better than a pimple on the prominent red-brick
+nose of Gruff and Tackleton. The premises of Gruff and Tackleton
+were the great feature of the street; but you might have knocked
+down Caleb Plummer's dwelling with a hammer or two, and carried off
+the pieces in a cart.
+
+If any one had done the dwelling-house of Caleb Plummer the honour
+to miss it after such an inroad, it would have been, no doubt, to
+commend its demolition as a vast improvement. It stuck to the
+premises of Gruff and Tackleton, like a barnacle to a ship's keel,
+or a snail to a door, or a little bunch of toadstools to the stem
+of a tree.
+
+But, it was the germ from which the full-grown trunk of Gruff and
+Tackleton had sprung; and, under its crazy roof, the Gruff before
+last, had, in a small way, made toys for a generation of old boys
+and girls, who had played with them, and found them out, and broken
+them, and gone to sleep.
+
+I have said that Caleb and his poor Blind Daughter lived here. I
+should have said that Caleb lived here, and his poor Blind Daughter
+somewhere else--in an enchanted home of Caleb's furnishing, where
+scarcity and shabbiness were not, and trouble never entered. Caleb
+was no sorcerer, but in the only magic art that still remains to
+us, the magic of devoted, deathless love, Nature had been the
+mistress of his study; and from her teaching, all the wonder came.
+
+The Blind Girl never knew that ceilings were discoloured, walls
+blotched and bare of plaster here and there, high crevices
+unstopped and widening every day, beams mouldering and tending
+downward. The Blind Girl never knew that iron was rusting, wood
+rotting, paper peeling off; the size, and shape, and true
+proportion of the dwelling, withering away. The Blind Girl never
+knew that ugly shapes of delf and earthenware were on the board;
+that sorrow and faintheartedness were in the house; that Caleb's
+scanty hairs were turning greyer and more grey, before her
+sightless face. The Blind Girl never knew they had a master, cold,
+exacting, and uninterested--never knew that Tackleton was Tackleton
+in short; but lived in the belief of an eccentric humourist who
+loved to have his jest with them, and who, while he was the
+Guardian Angel of their lives, disdained to hear one word of
+thankfulness.
+
+And all was Caleb's doing; all the doing of her simple father! But
+he too had a Cricket on his Hearth; and listening sadly to its
+music when the motherless Blind Child was very young, that Spirit
+had inspired him with the thought that even her great deprivation
+might be almost changed into a blessing, and the girl made happy by
+these little means. For all the Cricket tribe are potent Spirits,
+even though the people who hold converse with them do not know it
+(which is frequently the case); and there are not in the unseen
+world, voices more gentle and more true, that may be so implicitly
+relied on, or that are so certain to give none but tenderest
+counsel, as the Voices in which the Spirits of the Fireside and the
+Hearth address themselves to human kind.
+
+Caleb and his daughter were at work together in their usual
+working-room, which served them for their ordinary living-room as
+well; and a strange place it was. There were houses in it,
+finished and unfinished, for Dolls of all stations in life.
+Suburban tenements for Dolls of moderate means; kitchens and single
+apartments for Dolls of the lower classes; capital town residences
+for Dolls of high estate. Some of these establishments were
+already furnished according to estimate, with a view to the
+convenience of Dolls of limited income; others could be fitted on
+the most expensive scale, at a moment's notice, from whole shelves
+of chairs and tables, sofas, bedsteads, and upholstery. The
+nobility and gentry, and public in general, for whose accommodation
+these tenements were designed, lay, here and there, in baskets,
+staring straight up at the ceiling; but, in denoting their degrees
+in society, and confining them to their respective stations (which
+experience shows to be lamentably difficult in real life), the
+makers of these Dolls had far improved on Nature, who is often
+froward and perverse; for, they, not resting on such arbitrary
+marks as satin, cotton-print, and bits of rag, had superadded
+striking personal differences which allowed of no mistake. Thus,
+the Doll-lady of distinction had wax limbs of perfect symmetry; but
+only she and her compeers. The next grade in the social scale
+being made of leather, and the next of coarse linen stuff. As to
+the common-people, they had just so many matches out of tinder-
+boxes, for their arms and legs, and there they were--established in
+their sphere at once, beyond the possibility of getting out of it.
+
+There were various other samples of his handicraft, besides Dolls,
+in Caleb Plummer's room. There were Noah's Arks, in which the
+Birds and Beasts were an uncommonly tight fit, I assure you; though
+they could be crammed in, anyhow, at the roof, and rattled and
+shaken into the smallest compass. By a bold poetical licence, most
+of these Noah's Arks had knockers on the doors; inconsistent
+appendages, perhaps, as suggestive of morning callers and a
+Postman, yet a pleasant finish to the outside of the building.
+There were scores of melancholy little carts, which, when the
+wheels went round, performed most doleful music. Many small
+fiddles, drums, and other instruments of torture; no end of cannon,
+shields, swords, spears, and guns. There were little tumblers in
+red breeches, incessantly swarming up high obstacles of red-tape,
+and coming down, head first, on the other side; and there were
+innumerable old gentlemen of respectable, not to say venerable,
+appearance, insanely flying over horizontal pegs, inserted, for the
+purpose, in their own street doors. There were beasts of all
+sorts; horses, in particular, of every breed, from the spotted
+barrel on four pegs, with a small tippet for a mane, to the
+thoroughbred rocker on his highest mettle. As it would have been
+hard to count the dozens upon dozens of grotesque figures that were
+ever ready to commit all sorts of absurdities on the turning of a
+handle, so it would have been no easy task to mention any human
+folly, vice, or weakness, that had not its type, immediate or
+remote, in Caleb Plummer's room. And not in an exaggerated form,
+for very little handles will move men and women to as strange
+performances, as any Toy was ever made to undertake.
+
+In the midst of all these objects, Caleb and his daughter sat at
+work. The Blind Girl busy as a Doll's dressmaker; Caleb painting
+and glazing the four-pair front of a desirable family mansion.
+
+The care imprinted in the lines of Caleb's face, and his absorbed
+and dreamy manner, which would have sat well on some alchemist or
+abstruse student, were at first sight an odd contrast to his
+occupation, and the trivialities about him. But, trivial things,
+invented and pursued for bread, become very serious matters of
+fact; and, apart from this consideration, I am not at all prepared
+to say, myself, that if Caleb had been a Lord Chamberlain, or a
+Member of Parliament, or a lawyer, or even a great speculator, he
+would have dealt in toys one whit less whimsical, while I have a
+very great doubt whether they would have been as harmless.
+
+'So you were out in the rain last night, father, in your beautiful
+new great-coat,' said Caleb's daughter.
+
+'In my beautiful new great-coat,' answered Caleb, glancing towards
+a clothes-line in the room, on which the sack-cloth garment
+previously described, was carefully hung up to dry.
+
+'How glad I am you bought it, father!'
+
+'And of such a tailor, too,' said Caleb. 'Quite a fashionable
+tailor. It's too good for me.'
+
+The Blind Girl rested from her work, and laughed with delight.
+
+'Too good, father! What can be too good for you?'
+
+'I'm half-ashamed to wear it though,' said Caleb, watching the
+effect of what he said, upon her brightening face; 'upon my word!
+When I hear the boys and people say behind me, "Hal-loa! Here's a
+swell!" I don't know which way to look. And when the beggar
+wouldn't go away last night; and when I said I was a very common
+man, said "No, your Honour! Bless your Honour, don't say that!" I
+was quite ashamed. I really felt as if I hadn't a right to wear
+it.'
+
+Happy Blind Girl! How merry she was, in her exultation!
+
+'I see you, father,' she said, clasping her hands, 'as plainly, as
+if I had the eyes I never want when you are with me. A blue coat--
+'
+
+'Bright blue,' said Caleb.
+
+'Yes, yes! Bright blue!' exclaimed the girl, turning up her
+radiant face; 'the colour I can just remember in the blessed sky!
+You told me it was blue before! A bright blue coat--'
+
+'Made loose to the figure,' suggested Caleb.
+
+'Made loose to the figure!' cried the Blind Girl, laughing
+heartily; 'and in it, you, dear father, with your merry eye, your
+smiling face, your free step, and your dark hair--looking so young
+and handsome!'
+
+'Halloa! Halloa!' said Caleb. 'I shall be vain, presently!'
+
+'I think you are, already,' cried the Blind Girl, pointing at him,
+in her glee. 'I know you, father! Ha, ha, ha! I've found you
+out, you see!'
+
+How different the picture in her mind, from Caleb, as he sat
+observing her! She had spoken of his free step. She was right in
+that. For years and years, he had never once crossed that
+threshold at his own slow pace, but with a footfall counterfeited
+for her ear; and never had he, when his heart was heaviest,
+forgotten the light tread that was to render hers so cheerful and
+courageous!
+
+Heaven knows! But I think Caleb's vague bewilderment of manner may
+have half originated in his having confused himself about himself
+and everything around him, for the love of his Blind Daughter. How
+could the little man be otherwise than bewildered, after labouring
+for so many years to destroy his own identity, and that of all the
+objects that had any bearing on it!
+
+'There we are,' said Caleb, falling back a pace or two to form the
+better judgment of his work; 'as near the real thing as
+sixpenn'orth of halfpence is to sixpence. What a pity that the
+whole front of the house opens at once! If there was only a
+staircase in it, now, and regular doors to the rooms to go in at!
+But that's the worst of my calling, I'm always deluding myself, and
+swindling myself.'
+
+'You are speaking quite softly. You are not tired, father?'
+
+'Tired!' echoed Caleb, with a great burst of animation, 'what
+should tire me, Bertha? _I_ was never tired. What does it mean?'
+
+To give the greater force to his words, he checked himself in an
+involuntary imitation of two half-length stretching and yawning
+figures on the mantel-shelf, who were represented as in one eternal
+state of weariness from the waist upwards; and hummed a fragment of
+a song. It was a Bacchanalian song, something about a Sparkling
+Bowl. He sang it with an assumption of a Devil-may-care voice,
+that made his face a thousand times more meagre and more thoughtful
+than ever.
+
+'What! You're singing, are you?' said Tackleton, putting his head
+in at the door. 'Go it! _I_ can't sing.'
+
+Nobody would have suspected him of it. He hadn't what is generally
+termed a singing face, by any means.
+
+'I can't afford to sing,' said Tackleton. 'I'm glad YOU CAN. I
+hope you can afford to work too. Hardly time for both, I should
+think?'
+
+'If you could only see him, Bertha, how he's winking at me!'
+whispered Caleb. 'Such a man to joke! you'd think, if you didn't
+know him, he was in earnest--wouldn't you now?'
+
+The Blind Girl smiled and nodded.
+
+'The bird that can sing and won't sing, must be made to sing, they
+say,' grumbled Tackleton. 'What about the owl that can't sing, and
+oughtn't to sing, and will sing; is there anything that HE should
+be made to do?'
+
+'The extent to which he's winking at this moment!' whispered Caleb
+to his daughter. 'O, my gracious!'
+
+'Always merry and light-hearted with us!' cried the smiling Bertha.
+
+'O, you're there, are you?' answered Tackleton. 'Poor Idiot!'
+
+He really did believe she was an Idiot; and he founded the belief,
+I can't say whether consciously or not, upon her being fond of him.
+
+'Well! and being there,--how are you?' said Tackleton, in his
+grudging way.
+
+'Oh! well; quite well. And as happy as even you can wish me to be.
+As happy as you would make the whole world, if you could!'
+
+'Poor Idiot!' muttered Tackleton. 'No gleam of reason. Not a
+gleam!'
+
+The Blind Girl took his hand and kissed it; held it for a moment in
+her own two hands; and laid her cheek against it tenderly, before
+releasing it. There was such unspeakable affection and such
+fervent gratitude in the act, that Tackleton himself was moved to
+say, in a milder growl than usual:
+
+'What's the matter now?'
+
+'I stood it close beside my pillow when I went to sleep last night,
+and remembered it in my dreams. And when the day broke, and the
+glorious red sun--the RED sun, father?'
+
+'Red in the mornings and the evenings, Bertha,' said poor Caleb,
+with a woeful glance at his employer.
+
+'When it rose, and the bright light I almost fear to strike myself
+against in walking, came into the room, I turned the little tree
+towards it, and blessed Heaven for making things so precious, and
+blessed you for sending them to cheer me!'
+
+'Bedlam broke loose!' said Tackleton under his breath. 'We shall
+arrive at the strait-waistcoat and mufflers soon. We're getting
+on!'
+
+Caleb, with his hands hooked loosely in each other, stared vacantly
+before him while his daughter spoke, as if he really were uncertain
+(I believe he was) whether Tackleton had done anything to deserve
+her thanks, or not. If he could have been a perfectly free agent,
+at that moment, required, on pain of death, to kick the Toy-
+merchant, or fall at his feet, according to his merits, I believe
+it would have been an even chance which course he would have taken.
+Yet, Caleb knew that with his own hands he had brought the little
+rose-tree home for her, so carefully, and that with his own lips he
+had forged the innocent deception which should help to keep her
+from suspecting how much, how very much, he every day, denied
+himself, that she might be the happier.
+
+'Bertha!' said Tackleton, assuming, for the nonce, a little
+cordiality. 'Come here.'
+
+'Oh! I can come straight to you! You needn't guide me!' she
+rejoined.
+
+'Shall I tell you a secret, Bertha?'
+
+'If you will!' she answered, eagerly.
+
+How bright the darkened face! How adorned with light, the
+listening head!
+
+'This is the day on which little what's-her-name, the spoilt child,
+Peerybingle's wife, pays her regular visit to you--makes her
+fantastic Pic-Nic here; an't it?' said Tackleton, with a strong
+expression of distaste for the whole concern.
+
+'Yes,' replied Bertha. 'This is the day.'
+
+'I thought so,' said Tackleton. 'I should like to join the party.'
+
+'Do you hear that, father!' cried the Blind Girl in an ecstasy.
+
+'Yes, yes, I hear it,' murmured Caleb, with the fixed look of a
+sleep-walker; 'but I don't believe it. It's one of my lies, I've
+no doubt.'
+
+'You see I--I want to bring the Peerybingles a little more into
+company with May Fielding,' said Tackleton. 'I am going to be
+married to May.'
+
+'Married!' cried the Blind Girl, starting from him.
+
+'She's such a con-founded Idiot,' muttered Tackleton, 'that I was
+afraid she'd never comprehend me. Ah, Bertha! Married! Church,
+parson, clerk, beadle, glass-coach, bells, breakfast, bride-cake,
+favours, marrow-bones, cleavers, and all the rest of the
+tomfoolery. A wedding, you know; a wedding. Don't you know what a
+wedding is?'
+
+'I know,' replied the Blind Girl, in a gentle tone. 'I
+understand!'
+
+'Do you?' muttered Tackleton. 'It's more than I expected. Well!
+On that account I want to join the party, and to bring May and her
+mother. I'll send in a little something or other, before the
+afternoon. A cold leg of mutton, or some comfortable trifle of
+that sort. You'll expect me?'
+
+'Yes,' she answered.
+
+She had drooped her head, and turned away; and so stood, with her
+hands crossed, musing.
+
+'I don't think you will,' muttered Tackleton, looking at her; 'for
+you seem to have forgotten all about it, already. Caleb!'
+
+'I may venture to say I'm here, I suppose,' thought Caleb. 'Sir!'
+
+'Take care she don't forget what I've been saying to her.'
+
+'SHE never forgets,' returned Caleb. 'It's one of the few things
+she an't clever in.'
+
+'Every man thinks his own geese swans,' observed the Toy-merchant,
+with a shrug. 'Poor devil!'
+
+Having delivered himself of which remark, with infinite contempt,
+old Gruff and Tackleton withdrew.
+
+Bertha remained where he had left her, lost in meditation. The
+gaiety had vanished from her downcast face, and it was very sad.
+Three or four times she shook her head, as if bewailing some
+remembrance or some loss; but her sorrowful reflections found no
+vent in words.
+
+It was not until Caleb had been occupied, some time, in yoking a
+team of horses to a waggon by the summary process of nailing the
+harness to the vital parts of their bodies, that she drew near to
+his working-stool, and sitting down beside him, said:
+
+'Father, I am lonely in the dark. I want my eyes, my patient,
+willing eyes.'
+
+'Here they are,' said Caleb. 'Always ready. They are more yours
+than mine, Bertha, any hour in the four-and-twenty. What shall
+your eyes do for you, dear?'
+
+'Look round the room, father.'
+
+'All right,' said Caleb. 'No sooner said than done, Bertha.'
+
+'Tell me about it.'
+
+'It's much the same as usual,' said Caleb. 'Homely, but very snug.
+The gay colours on the walls; the bright flowers on the plates and
+dishes; the shining wood, where there are beams or panels; the
+general cheerfulness and neatness of the building; make it very
+pretty.'
+
+Cheerful and neat it was wherever Bertha's hands could busy
+themselves. But nowhere else, were cheerfulness and neatness
+possible, in the old crazy shed which Caleb's fancy so transformed.
+
+'You have your working dress on, and are not so gallant as when you
+wear the handsome coat?' said Bertha, touching him.
+
+'Not quite so gallant,' answered Caleb. 'Pretty brisk though.'
+
+'Father,' said the Blind Girl, drawing close to his side, and
+stealing one arm round his neck, 'tell me something about May. She
+is very fair?'
+
+'She is indeed,' said Caleb. And she was indeed. It was quite a
+rare thing to Caleb, not to have to draw on his invention.
+
+'Her hair is dark,' said Bertha, pensively, 'darker than mine. Her
+voice is sweet and musical, I know. I have often loved to hear it.
+Her shape--'
+
+'There's not a Doll's in all the room to equal it,' said Caleb.
+'And her eyes!--'
+
+He stopped; for Bertha had drawn closer round his neck, and from
+the arm that clung about him, came a warning pressure which he
+understood too well.
+
+He coughed a moment, hammered for a moment, and then fell back upon
+the song about the sparkling bowl; his infallible resource in all
+such difficulties.
+
+'Our friend, father, our benefactor. I am never tired, you know,
+of hearing about him.--Now, was I ever?' she said, hastily.
+
+'Of course not,' answered Caleb, 'and with reason.'
+
+'Ah! With how much reason!' cried the Blind Girl. With such
+fervency, that Caleb, though his motives were so pure, could not
+endure to meet her face; but dropped his eyes, as if she could have
+read in them his innocent deceit.
+
+'Then, tell me again about him, dear father,' said Bertha. 'Many
+times again! His face is benevolent, kind, and tender. Honest and
+true, I am sure it is. The manly heart that tries to cloak all
+favours with a show of roughness and unwillingness, beats in its
+every look and glance.'
+
+'And makes it noble!' added Caleb, in his quiet desperation.
+
+'And makes it noble!' cried the Blind Girl. 'He is older than May,
+father.'
+
+'Ye-es,' said Caleb, reluctantly. 'He's a little older than May.
+But that don't signify.'
+
+'Oh father, yes! To be his patient companion in infirmity and age;
+to be his gentle nurse in sickness, and his constant friend in
+suffering and sorrow; to know no weariness in working for his sake;
+to watch him, tend him, sit beside his bed and talk to him awake,
+and pray for him asleep; what privileges these would be! What
+opportunities for proving all her truth and devotion to him! Would
+she do all this, dear father?
+
+'No doubt of it,' said Caleb.
+
+'I love her, father; I can love her from my soul!' exclaimed the
+Blind Girl. And saying so, she laid her poor blind face on Caleb's
+shoulder, and so wept and wept, that he was almost sorry to have
+brought that tearful happiness upon her.
+
+In the mean time, there had been a pretty sharp commotion at John
+Peerybingle's, for little Mrs. Peerybingle naturally couldn't think
+of going anywhere without the Baby; and to get the Baby under weigh
+took time. Not that there was much of the Baby, speaking of it as
+a thing of weight and measure, but there was a vast deal to do
+about and about it, and it all had to be done by easy stages. For
+instance, when the Baby was got, by hook and by crook, to a certain
+point of dressing, and you might have rationally supposed that
+another touch or two would finish him off, and turn him out a tip-
+top Baby challenging the world, he was unexpectedly extinguished in
+a flannel cap, and hustled off to bed; where he simmered (so to
+speak) between two blankets for the best part of an hour. From
+this state of inaction he was then recalled, shining very much and
+roaring violently, to partake of--well? I would rather say, if
+you'll permit me to speak generally--of a slight repast. After
+which, he went to sleep again. Mrs. Peerybingle took advantage of
+this interval, to make herself as smart in a small way as ever you
+saw anybody in all your life; and, during the same short truce,
+Miss Slowboy insinuated herself into a spencer of a fashion so
+surprising and ingenious, that it had no connection with herself,
+or anything else in the universe, but was a shrunken, dog's-eared,
+independent fact, pursuing its lonely course without the least
+regard to anybody. By this time, the Baby, being all alive again,
+was invested, by the united efforts of Mrs. Peerybingle and Miss
+Slowboy, with a cream-coloured mantle for its body, and a sort of
+nankeen raised-pie for its head; and so in course of time they all
+three got down to the door, where the old horse had already taken
+more than the full value of his day's toll out of the Turnpike
+Trust, by tearing up the road with his impatient autographs; and
+whence Boxer might be dimly seen in the remote perspective,
+standing looking back, and tempting him to come on without orders.
+
+As to a chair, or anything of that kind for helping Mrs.
+Peerybingle into the cart, you know very little of John, if you
+think THAT was necessary. Before you could have seen him lift her
+from the ground, there she was in her place, fresh and rosy,
+saying, 'John! How CAN you! Think of Tilly!'
+
+If I might be allowed to mention a young lady's legs, on any terms,
+I would observe of Miss Slowboy's that there was a fatality about
+them which rendered them singularly liable to be grazed; and that
+she never effected the smallest ascent or descent, without
+recording the circumstance upon them with a notch, as Robinson
+Crusoe marked the days upon his wooden calendar. But as this might
+be considered ungenteel, I'll think of it.
+
+'John? You've got the Basket with the Veal and Ham-Pie and things,
+and the bottles of Beer?' said Dot. 'If you haven't, you must turn
+round again, this very minute.'
+
+'You're a nice little article,' returned the Carrier, 'to be
+talking about turning round, after keeping me a full quarter of an
+hour behind my time.'
+
+'I am sorry for it, John,' said Dot in a great bustle, 'but I
+really could not think of going to Bertha's--I would not do it,
+John, on any account--without the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and
+the bottles of Beer. Way!'
+
+This monosyllable was addressed to the horse, who didn't mind it at
+all.
+
+'Oh DO way, John!' said Mrs. Peerybingle. 'Please!'
+
+'It'll be time enough to do that,' returned John, 'when I begin to
+leave things behind me. The basket's here, safe enough.'
+
+'What a hard-hearted monster you must be, John, not to have said
+so, at once, and save me such a turn! I declared I wouldn't go to
+Bertha's without the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the bottles
+of Beer, for any money. Regularly once a fortnight ever since we
+have been married, John, have we made our little Pic-Nic there. If
+anything was to go wrong with it, I should almost think we were
+never to be lucky again.'
+
+'It was a kind thought in the first instance,' said the Carrier:
+'and I honour you for it, little woman.'
+
+'My dear John,' replied Dot, turning very red, 'don't talk about
+honouring ME. Good Gracious!'
+
+'By the bye--' observed the Carrier. 'That old gentleman--'
+
+Again so visibly, and instantly embarrassed!
+
+'He's an odd fish,' said the Carrier, looking straight along the
+road before them. 'I can't make him out. I don't believe there's
+any harm in him.'
+
+'None at all. I'm--I'm sure there's none at all.'
+
+'Yes,' said the Carrier, with his eyes attracted to her face by the
+great earnestness of her manner. 'I am glad you feel so certain of
+it, because it's a confirmation to me. It's curious that he should
+have taken it into his head to ask leave to go on lodging with us;
+an't it? Things come about so strangely.'
+
+'So very strangely,' she rejoined in a low voice, scarcely audible.
+
+'However, he's a good-natured old gentleman,' said John, 'and pays
+as a gentleman, and I think his word is to be relied upon, like a
+gentleman's. I had quite a long talk with him this morning: he
+can hear me better already, he says, as he gets more used to my
+voice. He told me a great deal about himself, and I told him a
+great deal about myself, and a rare lot of questions he asked me.
+I gave him information about my having two beats, you know, in my
+business; one day to the right from our house and back again;
+another day to the left from our house and back again (for he's a
+stranger and don't know the names of places about here); and he
+seemed quite pleased. "Why, then I shall be returning home to-
+night your way," he says, "when I thought you'd be coming in an
+exactly opposite direction. That's capital! I may trouble you for
+another lift perhaps, but I'll engage not to fall so sound asleep
+again." He WAS sound asleep, sure-ly!--Dot! what are you thinking
+of?'
+
+'Thinking of, John? I--I was listening to you.'
+
+'O! That's all right!' said the honest Carrier. 'I was afraid,
+from the look of your face, that I had gone rambling on so long, as
+to set you thinking about something else. I was very near it, I'll
+be bound.'
+
+Dot making no reply, they jogged on, for some little time, in
+silence. But, it was not easy to remain silent very long in John
+Peerybingle's cart, for everybody on the road had something to say.
+Though it might only be 'How are you!' and indeed it was very often
+nothing else, still, to give that back again in the right spirit of
+cordiality, required, not merely a nod and a smile, but as
+wholesome an action of the lungs withal, as a long-winded
+Parliamentary speech. Sometimes, passengers on foot, or horseback,
+plodded on a little way beside the cart, for the express purpose of
+having a chat; and then there was a great deal to be said, on both
+sides.
+
+Then, Boxer gave occasion to more good-natured recognitions of, and
+by, the Carrier, than half-a-dozen Christians could have done!
+Everybody knew him, all along the road--especially the fowls and
+pigs, who when they saw him approaching, with his body all on one
+side, and his ears pricked up inquisitively, and that knob of a
+tail making the most of itself in the air, immediately withdrew
+into remote back settlements, without waiting for the honour of a
+nearer acquaintance. He had business everywhere; going down all
+the turnings, looking into all the wells, bolting in and out of all
+the cottages, dashing into the midst of all the Dame-Schools,
+fluttering all the pigeons, magnifying the tails of all the cats,
+and trotting into the public-houses like a regular customer.
+Wherever he went, somebody or other might have been heard to cry,
+'Halloa! Here's Boxer!' and out came that somebody forthwith,
+accompanied by at least two or three other somebodies, to give John
+Peerybingle and his pretty wife, Good Day.
+
+The packages and parcels for the errand cart, were numerous; and
+there were many stoppages to take them in and give them out, which
+were not by any means the worst parts of the journey. Some people
+were so full of expectation about their parcels, and other people
+were so full of wonder about their parcels, and other people were
+so full of inexhaustible directions about their parcels, and John
+had such a lively interest in all the parcels, that it was as good
+as a play. Likewise, there were articles to carry, which required
+to be considered and discussed, and in reference to the adjustment
+and disposition of which, councils had to be holden by the Carrier
+and the senders: at which Boxer usually assisted, in short fits of
+the closest attention, and long fits of tearing round and round the
+assembled sages and barking himself hoarse. Of all these little
+incidents, Dot was the amused and open-eyed spectatress from her
+chair in the cart; and as she sat there, looking on--a charming
+little portrait framed to admiration by the tilt--there was no lack
+of nudgings and glancings and whisperings and envyings among the
+younger men. And this delighted John the Carrier, beyond measure;
+for he was proud to have his little wife admired, knowing that she
+didn't mind it--that, if anything, she rather liked it perhaps.
+
+The trip was a little foggy, to be sure, in the January weather;
+and was raw and cold. But who cared for such trifles? Not Dot,
+decidedly. Not Tilly Slowboy, for she deemed sitting in a cart, on
+any terms, to be the highest point of human joys; the crowning
+circumstance of earthly hopes. Not the Baby, I'll be sworn; for
+it's not in Baby nature to be warmer or more sound asleep, though
+its capacity is great in both respects, than that blessed young
+Peerybingle was, all the way.
+
+You couldn't see very far in the fog, of course; but you could see
+a great deal! It's astonishing how much you may see, in a thicker
+fog than that, if you will only take the trouble to look for it.
+Why, even to sit watching for the Fairy-rings in the fields, and
+for the patches of hoar-frost still lingering in the shade, near
+hedges and by trees, was a pleasant occupation: to make no mention
+of the unexpected shapes in which the trees themselves came
+starting out of the mist, and glided into it again. The hedges
+were tangled and bare, and waved a multitude of blighted garlands
+in the wind; but there was no discouragement in this. It was
+agreeable to contemplate; for it made the fireside warmer in
+possession, and the summer greener in expectancy. The river looked
+chilly; but it was in motion, and moving at a good pace--which was
+a great point. The canal was rather slow and torpid; that must be
+admitted. Never mind. It would freeze the sooner when the frost
+set fairly in, and then there would be skating, and sliding; and
+the heavy old barges, frozen up somewhere near a wharf, would smoke
+their rusty iron chimney pipes all day, and have a lazy time of it.
+
+In one place, there was a great mound of weeds or stubble burning;
+and they watched the fire, so white in the daytime, flaring through
+the fog, with only here and there a dash of red in it, until, in
+consequence, as she observed, of the smoke 'getting up her nose,'
+Miss Slowboy choked--she could do anything of that sort, on the
+smallest provocation--and woke the Baby, who wouldn't go to sleep
+again. But, Boxer, who was in advance some quarter of a mile or
+so, had already passed the outposts of the town, and gained the
+corner of the street where Caleb and his daughter lived; and long
+before they had reached the door, he and the Blind Girl were on the
+pavement waiting to receive them.
+
+Boxer, by the way, made certain delicate distinctions of his own,
+in his communication with Bertha, which persuade me fully that he
+knew her to be blind. He never sought to attract her attention by
+looking at her, as he often did with other people, but touched her
+invariably. What experience he could ever have had of blind people
+or blind dogs, I don't know. He had never lived with a blind
+master; nor had Mr. Boxer the elder, nor Mrs. Boxer, nor any of his
+respectable family on either side, ever been visited with
+blindness, that I am aware of. He may have found it out for
+himself, perhaps, but he had got hold of it somehow; and therefore
+he had hold of Bertha too, by the skirt, and kept hold, until Mrs.
+Peerybingle and the Baby, and Miss Slowboy, and the basket, were
+all got safely within doors.
+
+May Fielding was already come; and so was her mother--a little
+querulous chip of an old lady with a peevish face, who, in right of
+having preserved a waist like a bedpost, was supposed to be a most
+transcendent figure; and who, in consequence of having once been
+better off, or of labouring under an impression that she might have
+been, if something had happened which never did happen, and seemed
+to have never been particularly likely to come to pass--but it's
+all the same--was very genteel and patronising indeed. Gruff and
+Tackleton was also there, doing the agreeable, with the evident
+sensation of being as perfectly at home, and as unquestionably in
+his own element, as a fresh young salmon on the top of the Great
+Pyramid.
+
+'May! My dear old friend!' cried Dot, running up to meet her.
+'What a happiness to see you.'
+
+Her old friend was, to the full, as hearty and as glad as she; and
+it really was, if you'll believe me, quite a pleasant sight to see
+them embrace. Tackleton was a man of taste beyond all question.
+May was very pretty.
+
+You know sometimes, when you are used to a pretty face, how, when
+it comes into contact and comparison with another pretty face, it
+seems for the moment to be homely and faded, and hardly to deserve
+the high opinion you have had of it. Now, this was not at all the
+case, either with Dot or May; for May's face set off Dot's, and
+Dot's face set off May's, so naturally and agreeably, that, as John
+Peerybingle was very near saying when he came into the room, they
+ought to have been born sisters--which was the only improvement you
+could have suggested.
+
+Tackleton had brought his leg of mutton, and, wonderful to relate,
+a tart besides--but we don't mind a little dissipation when our
+brides are in the case. we don't get married every day--and in
+addition to these dainties, there were the Veal and Ham-Pie, and
+'things,' as Mrs. Peerybingle called them; which were chiefly nuts
+and oranges, and cakes, and such small deer. When the repast was
+set forth on the board, flanked by Caleb's contribution, which was
+a great wooden bowl of smoking potatoes (he was prohibited, by
+solemn compact, from producing any other viands), Tackleton led his
+intended mother-in-law to the post of honour. For the better
+gracing of this place at the high festival, the majestic old soul
+had adorned herself with a cap, calculated to inspire the
+thoughtless with sentiments of awe. She also wore her gloves. But
+let us be genteel, or die!
+
+Caleb sat next his daughter; Dot and her old schoolfellow were side
+by side; the good Carrier took care of the bottom of the table.
+Miss Slowboy was isolated, for the time being, from every article
+of furniture but the chair she sat on, that she might have nothing
+else to knock the Baby's head against.
+
+As Tilly stared about her at the dolls and toys, they stared at her
+and at the company. The venerable old gentlemen at the street
+doors (who were all in full action) showed especial interest in the
+party, pausing occasionally before leaping, as if they were
+listening to the conversation, and then plunging wildly over and
+over, a great many times, without halting for breath--as in a
+frantic state of delight with the whole proceedings.
+
+Certainly, if these old gentlemen were inclined to have a fiendish
+joy in the contemplation of Tackleton's discomfiture, they had good
+reason to be satisfied. Tackleton couldn't get on at all; and the
+more cheerful his intended bride became in Dot's society, the less
+he liked it, though he had brought them together for that purpose.
+For he was a regular dog in the manger, was Tackleton; and when
+they laughed and he couldn't, he took it into his head,
+immediately, that they must be laughing at him.
+
+'Ah, May!' said Dot. 'Dear dear, what changes! To talk of those
+merry school-days makes one young again.'
+
+'Why, you an't particularly old, at any time; are you?' said
+Tackleton.
+
+'Look at my sober plodding husband there,' returned Dot. 'He adds
+twenty years to my age at least. Don't you, John?'
+
+'Forty,' John replied.
+
+'How many YOU'll add to May's, I am sure I don't know,' said Dot,
+laughing. 'But she can't be much less than a hundred years of age
+on her next birthday.'
+
+'Ha ha!' laughed Tackleton. Hollow as a drum, that laugh though.
+And he looked as if he could have twisted Dot's neck, comfortably.
+
+'Dear dear!' said Dot. 'Only to remember how we used to talk, at
+school, about the husbands we would choose. I don't know how
+young, and how handsome, and how gay, and how lively, mine was not
+to be! And as to May's!--Ah dear! I don't know whether to laugh
+or cry, when I think what silly girls we were.'
+
+May seemed to know which to do; for the colour flushed into her
+face, and tears stood in her eyes.
+
+'Even the very persons themselves--real live young men--were fixed
+on sometimes,' said Dot. 'We little thought how things would come
+about. I never fixed on John I'm sure; I never so much as thought
+of him. And if I had told you, you were ever to be married to Mr.
+Tackleton, why you'd have slapped me. Wouldn't you, May?'
+
+Though May didn't say yes, she certainly didn't say no, or express
+no, by any means.
+
+Tackleton laughed--quite shouted, he laughed so loud. John
+Peerybingle laughed too, in his ordinary good-natured and contented
+manner; but his was a mere whisper of a laugh, to Tackleton's.
+
+'You couldn't help yourselves, for all that. You couldn't resist
+us, you see,' said Tackleton. 'Here we are! Here we are!'
+
+'Where are your gay young bridegrooms now!'
+
+'Some of them are dead,' said Dot; 'and some of them forgotten.
+Some of them, if they could stand among us at this moment, would
+not believe we were the same creatures; would not believe that what
+they saw and heard was real, and we COULD forget them so. No! they
+would not believe one word of it!'
+
+'Why, Dot!' exclaimed the Carrier. 'Little woman!'
+
+She had spoken with such earnestness and fire, that she stood in
+need of some recalling to herself, without doubt. Her husband's
+check was very gentle, for he merely interfered, as he supposed, to
+shield old Tackleton; but it proved effectual, for she stopped, and
+said no more. There was an uncommon agitation, even in her
+silence, which the wary Tackleton, who had brought his half-shut
+eye to bear upon her, noted closely, and remembered to some purpose
+too.
+
+May uttered no word, good or bad, but sat quite still, with her
+eyes cast down, and made no sign of interest in what had passed.
+The good lady her mother now interposed, observing, in the first
+instance, that girls were girls, and byegones byegones, and that so
+long as young people were young and thoughtless, they would
+probably conduct themselves like young and thoughtless persons:
+with two or three other positions of a no less sound and
+incontrovertible character. She then remarked, in a devout spirit,
+that she thanked Heaven she had always found in her daughter May, a
+dutiful and obedient child; for which she took no credit to
+herself, though she had every reason to believe it was entirely
+owing to herself. With regard to Mr. Tackleton she said, That he
+was in a moral point of view an undeniable individual, and That he
+was in an eligible point of view a son-in-law to be desired, no one
+in their senses could doubt. (She was very emphatic here.) With
+regard to the family into which he was so soon about, after some
+solicitation, to be admitted, she believed Mr. Tackleton knew that,
+although reduced in purse, it had some pretensions to gentility;
+and if certain circumstances, not wholly unconnected, she would go
+so far as to say, with the Indigo Trade, but to which she would not
+more particularly refer, had happened differently, it might perhaps
+have been in possession of wealth. She then remarked that she
+would not allude to the past, and would not mention that her
+daughter had for some time rejected the suit of Mr. Tackleton; and
+that she would not say a great many other things which she did say,
+at great length. Finally, she delivered it as the general result
+of her observation and experience, that those marriages in which
+there was least of what was romantically and sillily called love,
+were always the happiest; and that she anticipated the greatest
+possible amount of bliss--not rapturous bliss; but the solid,
+steady-going article--from the approaching nuptials. She concluded
+by informing the company that to-morrow was the day she had lived
+for, expressly; and that when it was over, she would desire nothing
+better than to be packed up and disposed of, in any genteel place
+of burial.
+
+As these remarks were quite unanswerable--which is the happy
+property of all remarks that are sufficiently wide of the purpose--
+they changed the current of the conversation, and diverted the
+general attention to the Veal and Ham-Pie, the cold mutton, the
+potatoes, and the tart. In order that the bottled beer might not
+be slighted, John Peerybingle proposed To-morrow: the Wedding-Day;
+and called upon them to drink a bumper to it, before he proceeded
+on his journey.
+
+For you ought to know that he only rested there, and gave the old
+horse a bait. He had to go some four of five miles farther on; and
+when he returned in the evening, he called for Dot, and took
+another rest on his way home. This was the order of the day on all
+the Pic-Nic occasions, had been, ever since their institution.
+
+There were two persons present, besides the bride and bridegroom
+elect, who did but indifferent honour to the toast. One of these
+was Dot, too flushed and discomposed to adapt herself to any small
+occurrence of the moment; the other, Bertha, who rose up hurriedly,
+before the rest, and left the table.
+
+'Good bye!' said stout John Peerybingle, pulling on his dreadnought
+coat. 'I shall be back at the old time. Good bye all!'
+
+'Good bye, John,' returned Caleb.
+
+He seemed to say it by rote, and to wave his hand in the same
+unconscious manner; for he stood observing Bertha with an anxious
+wondering face, that never altered its expression.
+
+'Good bye, young shaver!' said the jolly Carrier, bending down to
+kiss the child; which Tilly Slowboy, now intent upon her knife and
+fork, had deposited asleep (and strange to say, without damage) in
+a little cot of Bertha's furnishing; 'good bye! Time will come, I
+suppose, when YOU'LL turn out into the cold, my little friend, and
+leave your old father to enjoy his pipe and his rheumatics in the
+chimney-corner; eh? Where's Dot?'
+
+'I'm here, John!' she said, starting.
+
+'Come, come!' returned the Carrier, clapping his sounding hands.
+'Where's the pipe?'
+
+'I quite forgot the pipe, John.'
+
+Forgot the pipe! Was such a wonder ever heard of! She! Forgot
+the pipe!
+
+'I'll--I'll fill it directly. It's soon done.'
+
+But it was not so soon done, either. It lay in the usual place--
+the Carrier's dreadnought pocket--with the little pouch, her own
+work, from which she was used to fill it, but her hand shook so,
+that she entangled it (and yet her hand was small enough to have
+come out easily, I am sure), and bungled terribly. The filling of
+the pipe and lighting it, those little offices in which I have
+commended her discretion, were vilely done, from first to last.
+During the whole process, Tackleton stood looking on maliciously
+with the half-closed eye; which, whenever it met hers--or caught
+it, for it can hardly be said to have ever met another eye: rather
+being a kind of trap to snatch it up--augmented her confusion in a
+most remarkable degree.
+
+'Why, what a clumsy Dot you are, this afternoon!' said John. 'I
+could have done it better myself, I verify believe!'
+
+With these good-natured words, he strode away, and presently was
+heard, in company with Boxer, and the old horse, and the cart,
+making lively music down the road. What time the dreamy Caleb
+still stood, watching his blind daughter, with the same expression
+on his face.
+
+'Bertha!' said Caleb, softly. 'What has happened? How changed you
+are, my darling, in a few hours--since this morning. YOU silent
+and dull all day! What is it? Tell me!'
+
+'Oh father, father!' cried the Blind Girl, bursting into tears.
+'Oh my hard, hard fate!'
+
+Caleb drew his hand across his eyes before he answered her.
+
+'But think how cheerful and how happy you have been, Bertha! How
+good, and how much loved, by many people.'
+
+'That strikes me to the heart, dear father! Always so mindful of
+me! Always so kind to me!'
+
+Caleb was very much perplexed to understand her.
+
+'To be--to be blind, Bertha, my poor dear,' he faltered, 'is a
+great affliction; but--'
+
+'I have never felt it!' cried the Blind Girl. 'I have never felt
+it, in its fulness. Never! I have sometimes wished that I could
+see you, or could see him--only once, dear father, only for one
+little minute--that I might know what it is I treasure up,' she
+laid her hands upon her breast, 'and hold here! That I might be
+sure and have it right! And sometimes (but then I was a child) I
+have wept in my prayers at night, to think that when your images
+ascended from my heart to Heaven, they might not be the true
+resemblance of yourselves. But I have never had these feelings
+long. They have passed away and left me tranquil and contented.'
+
+'And they will again,' said Caleb.
+
+'But, father! Oh my good, gentle father, bear with me, if I am
+wicked!' said the Blind Girl. 'This is not the sorrow that so
+weighs me down!'
+
+Her father could not choose but let his moist eyes overflow; she
+was so earnest and pathetic, but he did not understand her, yet.
+
+'Bring her to me,' said Bertha. 'I cannot hold it closed and shut
+within myself. Bring her to me, father!'
+
+She knew he hesitated, and said, 'May. Bring May!'
+
+May heard the mention of her name, and coming quietly towards her,
+touched her on the arm. The Blind Girl turned immediately, and
+held her by both hands.
+
+'Look into my face, Dear heart, Sweet heart!' said Bertha. 'Read
+it with your beautiful eyes, and tell me if the truth is written on
+it.'
+
+'Dear Bertha, Yes!'
+
+The Blind Girl still, upturning the blank sightless face, down
+which the tears were coursing fast, addressed her in these words:
+
+'There is not, in my soul, a wish or thought that is not for your
+good, bright May! There is not, in my soul, a grateful
+recollection stronger than the deep remembrance which is stored
+there, of the many many times when, in the full pride of sight and
+beauty, you have had consideration for Blind Bertha, even when we
+two were children, or when Bertha was as much a child as ever
+blindness can be! Every blessing on your head! Light upon your
+happy course! Not the less, my dear May;' and she drew towards
+her, in a closer grasp; 'not the less, my bird, because, to-day,
+the knowledge that you are to be His wife has wrung my heart almost
+to breaking! Father, May, Mary! oh forgive me that it is so, for
+the sake of all he has done to relieve the weariness of my dark
+life: and for the sake of the belief you have in me, when I call
+Heaven to witness that I could not wish him married to a wife more
+worthy of his goodness!'
+
+While speaking, she had released May Fielding's hands, and clasped
+her garments in an attitude of mingled supplication and love.
+Sinking lower and lower down, as she proceeded in her strange
+confession, she dropped at last at the feet of her friend, and hid
+her blind face in the folds of her dress.
+
+'Great Power!' exclaimed her father, smitten at one blow with the
+truth, 'have I deceived her from the cradle, but to break her heart
+at last!'
+
+It was well for all of them that Dot, that beaming, useful, busy
+little Dot--for such she was, whatever faults she had, and however
+you may learn to hate her, in good time--it was well for all of
+them, I say, that she was there: or where this would have ended,
+it were hard to tell. But Dot, recovering her self-possession,
+interposed, before May could reply, or Caleb say another word.
+
+'Come, come, dear Bertha! come away with me! Give her your arm,
+May. So! How composed she is, you see, already; and how good it
+is of her to mind us,' said the cheery little woman, kissing her
+upon the forehead. 'Come away, dear Bertha. Come! and here's her
+good father will come with her; won't you, Caleb? To--be--sure!'
+
+Well, well! she was a noble little Dot in such things, and it must
+have been an obdurate nature that could have withstood her
+influence. When she had got poor Caleb and his Bertha away, that
+they might comfort and console each other, as she knew they only
+could, she presently came bouncing back,--the saying is, as fresh
+as any daisy; I say fresher--to mount guard over that bridling
+little piece of consequence in the cap and gloves, and prevent the
+dear old creature from making discoveries.
+
+'So bring me the precious Baby, Tilly,' said she, drawing a chair
+to the fire; 'and while I have it in my lap, here's Mrs. Fielding,
+Tilly, will tell me all about the management of Babies, and put me
+right in twenty points where I'm as wrong as can be. Won't you,
+Mrs. Fielding?'
+
+Not even the Welsh Giant, who, according to the popular expression,
+was so 'slow' as to perform a fatal surgical operation upon
+himself, in emulation of a juggling-trick achieved by his arch-
+enemy at breakfast-time; not even he fell half so readily into the
+snare prepared for him, as the old lady did into this artful
+pitfall. The fact of Tackleton having walked out; and furthermore,
+of two or three people having been talking together at a distance,
+for two minutes, leaving her to her own resources; was quite enough
+to have put her on her dignity, and the bewailment of that
+mysterious convulsion in the Indigo trade, for four-and-twenty
+hours. But this becoming deference to her experience, on the part
+of the young mother, was so irresistible, that after a short
+affectation of humility, she began to enlighten her with the best
+grace in the world; and sitting bolt upright before the wicked Dot,
+she did, in half an hour, deliver more infallible domestic recipes
+and precepts, than would (if acted on) have utterly destroyed and
+done up that Young Peerybingle, though he had been an Infant
+Samson.
+
+To change the theme, Dot did a little needlework--she carried the
+contents of a whole workbox in her pocket; however she contrived
+it, I don't know--then did a little nursing; then a little more
+needlework; then had a little whispering chat with May, while the
+old lady dozed; and so in little bits of bustle, which was quite
+her manner always, found it a very short afternoon. Then, as it
+grew dark, and as it was a solemn part of this Institution of the
+Pic-Nic that she should perform all Bertha's household tasks, she
+trimmed the fire, and swept the hearth, and set the tea-board out,
+and drew the curtain, and lighted a candle. Then she played an air
+or two on a rude kind of harp, which Caleb had contrived for
+Bertha, and played them very well; for Nature had made her delicate
+little ear as choice a one for music as it would have been for
+jewels, if she had had any to wear. By this time it was the
+established hour for having tea; and Tackleton came back again, to
+share the meal, and spend the evening.
+
+Caleb and Bertha had returned some time before, and Caleb had sat
+down to his afternoon's work. But he couldn't settle to it, poor
+fellow, being anxious and remorseful for his daughter. It was
+touching to see him sitting idle on his working-stool, regarding
+her so wistfully, and always saying in his face, 'Have I deceived
+her from her cradle, but to break her heart!'
+
+When it was night, and tea was done, and Dot had nothing more to do
+in washing up the cups and saucers; in a word--for I must come to
+it, and there is no use in putting it off--when the time drew nigh
+for expecting the Carrier's return in every sound of distant
+wheels, her manner changed again, her colour came and went, and she
+was very restless. Not as good wives are, when listening for their
+husbands. No, no, no. It was another sort of restlessness from
+that.
+
+Wheels heard. A horse's feet. The barking of a dog. The gradual
+approach of all the sounds. The scratching paw of Boxer at the
+door!
+
+'Whose step is that!' cried Bertha, starting up.
+
+'Whose step?' returned the Carrier, standing in the portal, with
+his brown face ruddy as a winter berry from the keen night air.
+'Why, mine.'
+
+'The other step,' said Bertha. 'The man's tread behind you!'
+
+'She is not to be deceived,' observed the Carrier, laughing. 'Come
+along, sir. You'll be welcome, never fear!'
+
+He spoke in a loud tone; and as he spoke, the deaf old gentleman
+entered.
+
+'He's not so much a stranger, that you haven't seen him once,
+Caleb,' said the Carrier. 'You'll give him house-room till we go?'
+
+'Oh surely, John, and take it as an honour.'
+
+'He's the best company on earth, to talk secrets in,' said John.
+'I have reasonable good lungs, but he tries 'em, I can tell you.
+Sit down, sir. All friends here, and glad to see you!'
+
+When he had imparted this assurance, in a voice that amply
+corroborated what he had said about his lungs, he added in his
+natural tone, 'A chair in the chimney-corner, and leave to sit
+quite silent and look pleasantly about him, is all he cares for.
+He's easily pleased.'
+
+Bertha had been listening intently. She called Caleb to her side,
+when he had set the chair, and asked him, in a low voice, to
+describe their visitor. When he had done so (truly now; with
+scrupulous fidelity), she moved, for the first time since he had
+come in, and sighed, and seemed to have no further interest
+concerning him.
+
+The Carrier was in high spirits, good fellow that he was, and
+fonder of his little wife than ever.
+
+'A clumsy Dot she was, this afternoon!' he said, encircling her
+with his rough arm, as she stood, removed from the rest; 'and yet I
+like her somehow. See yonder, Dot!'
+
+He pointed to the old man. She looked down. I think she trembled.
+
+'He's--ha ha ha!--he's full of admiration for you!' said the
+Carrier. 'Talked of nothing else, the whole way here. Why, he's a
+brave old boy. I like him for it!'
+
+'I wish he had had a better subject, John,' she said, with an
+uneasy glance about the room. At Tackleton especially.
+
+'A better subject!' cried the jovial John. 'There's no such thing.
+Come, off with the great-coat, off with the thick shawl, off with
+the heavy wrappers! and a cosy half-hour by the fire! My humble
+service, Mistress. A game at cribbage, you and I? That's hearty.
+The cards and board, Dot. And a glass of beer here, if there's any
+left, small wife!'
+
+His challenge was addressed to the old lady, who accepting it with
+gracious readiness, they were soon engaged upon the game. At
+first, the Carrier looked about him sometimes, with a smile, or now
+and then called Dot to peep over his shoulder at his hand, and
+advise him on some knotty point. But his adversary being a rigid
+disciplinarian, and subject to an occasional weakness in respect of
+pegging more than she was entitled to, required such vigilance on
+his part, as left him neither eyes nor ears to spare. Thus, his
+whole attention gradually became absorbed upon the cards; and he
+thought of nothing else, until a hand upon his shoulder restored
+him to a consciousness of Tackleton.
+
+'I am sorry to disturb you--but a word, directly.'
+
+'I'm going to deal,' returned the Carrier. 'It's a crisis.'
+
+'It is,' said Tackleton. 'Come here, man!'
+
+There was that in his pale face which made the other rise
+immediately, and ask him, in a hurry, what the matter was.
+
+'Hush! John Peerybingle,' said Tackleton. 'I am sorry for this.
+I am indeed. I have been afraid of it. I have suspected it from
+the first.'
+
+'What is it?' asked the Carrier, with a frightened aspect.
+
+'Hush! I'll show you, if you'll come with me.'
+
+The Carrier accompanied him, without another word. They went
+across a yard, where the stars were shining, and by a little side-
+door, into Tackleton's own counting-house, where there was a glass
+window, commanding the ware-room, which was closed for the night.
+There was no light in the counting-house itself, but there were
+lamps in the long narrow ware-room; and consequently the window was
+bright.
+
+'A moment!' said Tackleton. 'Can you bear to look through that
+window, do you think?'
+
+'Why not?' returned the Carrier.
+
+'A moment more,' said Tackleton. 'Don't commit any violence. It's
+of no use. It's dangerous too. You're a strong-made man; and you
+might do murder before you know it.'
+
+The Carrier looked him in the face, and recoiled a step as if he
+had been struck. In one stride he was at the window, and he saw -
+
+Oh Shadow on the Hearth! Oh truthful Cricket! Oh perfidious Wife!
+
+He saw her, with the old man--old no longer, but erect and gallant-
+-bearing in his hand the false white hair that had won his way into
+their desolate and miserable home. He saw her listening to him, as
+he bent his head to whisper in her ear; and suffering him to clasp
+her round the waist, as they moved slowly down the dim wooden
+gallery towards the door by which they had entered it. He saw them
+stop, and saw her turn--to have the face, the face he loved so, so
+presented to his view!--and saw her, with her own hands, adjust the
+lie upon his head, laughing, as she did it, at his unsuspicious
+nature!
+
+He clenched his strong right hand at first, as if it would have
+beaten down a lion. But opening it immediately again, he spread it
+out before the eyes of Tackleton (for he was tender of her, even
+then), and so, as they passed out, fell down upon a desk, and was
+as weak as any infant.
+
+He was wrapped up to the chin, and busy with his horse and parcels,
+when she came into the room, prepared for going home.
+
+'Now, John, dear! Good night, May! Good night, Bertha!'
+
+Could she kiss them? Could she be blithe and cheerful in her
+parting? Could she venture to reveal her face to them without a
+blush? Yes. Tackleton observed her closely, and she did all this.
+
+Tilly was hushing the Baby, and she crossed and re-crossed
+Tackleton, a dozen times, repeating drowsily:
+
+'Did the knowledge that it was to be its wifes, then, wring its
+hearts almost to breaking; and did its fathers deceive it from its
+cradles but to break its hearts at last!'
+
+'Now, Tilly, give me the Baby! Good night, Mr. Tackleton. Where's
+John, for goodness' sake?'
+
+'He's going to walk beside the horse's head,' said Tackleton; who
+helped her to her seat.
+
+'My dear John. Walk? To-night?'
+
+The muffled figure of her husband made a hasty sign in the
+affirmative; and the false stranger and the little nurse being in
+their places, the old horse moved off. Boxer, the unconscious
+Boxer, running on before, running back, running round and round the
+cart, and barking as triumphantly and merrily as ever.
+
+When Tackleton had gone off likewise, escorting May and her mother
+home, poor Caleb sat down by the fire beside his daughter; anxious
+and remorseful at the core; and still saying in his wistful
+contemplation of her, 'Have I deceived her from her cradle, but to
+break her heart at last!'
+
+The toys that had been set in motion for the Baby, had all stopped,
+and run down, long ago. In the faint light and silence, the
+imperturbably calm dolls, the agitated rocking-horses with
+distended eyes and nostrils, the old gentlemen at the street-doors,
+standing half doubled up upon their failing knees and ankles, the
+wry-faced nut-crackers, the very Beasts upon their way into the
+Ark, in twos, like a Boarding School out walking, might have been
+imagined to be stricken motionless with fantastic wonder, at Dot
+being false, or Tackleton beloved, under any combination of
+circumstances.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III--Chirp the Third
+
+
+
+The Dutch clock in the corner struck Ten, when the Carrier sat down
+by his fireside. So troubled and grief-worn, that he seemed to
+scare the Cuckoo, who, having cut his ten melodious announcements
+as short as possible, plunged back into the Moorish Palace again,
+and clapped his little door behind him, as if the unwonted
+spectacle were too much for his feelings.
+
+If the little Haymaker had been armed with the sharpest of scythes,
+and had cut at every stroke into the Carrier's heart, he never
+could have gashed and wounded it, as Dot had done.
+
+It was a heart so full of love for her; so bound up and held
+together by innumerable threads of winning remembrance, spun from
+the daily working of her many qualities of endearment; it was a
+heart in which she had enshrined herself so gently and so closely;
+a heart so single and so earnest in its Truth, so strong in right,
+so weak in wrong; that it could cherish neither passion nor revenge
+at first, and had only room to hold the broken image of its Idol.
+
+But, slowly, slowly, as the Carrier sat brooding on his hearth, now
+cold and dark, other and fiercer thoughts began to rise within him,
+as an angry wind comes rising in the night. The Stranger was
+beneath his outraged roof. Three steps would take him to his
+chamber-door. One blow would beat it in. 'You might do murder
+before you know it,' Tackleton had said. How could it be murder,
+if he gave the villain time to grapple with him hand to hand! He
+was the younger man.
+
+It was an ill-timed thought, bad for the dark mood of his mind. It
+was an angry thought, goading him to some avenging act, that should
+change the cheerful house into a haunted place which lonely
+travellers would dread to pass by night; and where the timid would
+see shadows struggling in the ruined windows when the moon was dim,
+and hear wild noises in the stormy weather.
+
+He was the younger man! Yes, yes; some lover who had won the heart
+that HE had never touched. Some lover of her early choice, of whom
+she had thought and dreamed, for whom she had pined and pined, when
+he had fancied her so happy by his side. O agony to think of it!
+
+She had been above-stairs with the Baby, getting it to bed. As he
+sat brooding on the hearth, she came close beside him, without his
+knowledge--in the turning of the rack of his great misery, he lost
+all other sounds--and put her little stool at his feet. He only
+knew it, when he felt her hand upon his own, and saw her looking up
+into his face.
+
+With wonder? No. It was his first impression, and he was fain to
+look at her again, to set it right. No, not with wonder. With an
+eager and inquiring look; but not with wonder. At first it was
+alarmed and serious; then, it changed into a strange, wild,
+dreadful smile of recognition of his thoughts; then, there was
+nothing but her clasped hands on her brow, and her bent head, and
+falling hair.
+
+Though the power of Omnipotence had been his to wield at that
+moment, he had too much of its diviner property of Mercy in his
+breast, to have turned one feather's weight of it against her. But
+he could not bear to see her crouching down upon the little seat
+where he had often looked on her, with love and pride, so innocent
+and gay; and, when she rose and left him, sobbing as she went, he
+felt it a relief to have the vacant place beside him rather than
+her so long-cherished presence. This in itself was anguish keener
+than all, reminding him how desolate he was become, and how the
+great bond of his life was rent asunder.
+
+The more he felt this, and the more he knew he could have better
+borne to see her lying prematurely dead before him with their
+little child upon her breast, the higher and the stronger rose his
+wrath against his enemy. He looked about him for a weapon.
+
+There was a gun, hanging on the wall. He took it down, and moved a
+pace or two towards the door of the perfidious Stranger's room. He
+knew the gun was loaded. Some shadowy idea that it was just to
+shoot this man like a wild beast, seized him, and dilated in his
+mind until it grew into a monstrous demon in complete possession of
+him, casting out all milder thoughts and setting up its undivided
+empire.
+
+That phrase is wrong. Not casting out his milder thoughts, but
+artfully transforming them. Changing them into scourges to drive
+him on. Turning water into blood, love into hate, gentleness into
+blind ferocity. Her image, sorrowing, humbled, but still pleading
+to his tenderness and mercy with resistless power, never left his
+mind; but, staying there, it urged him to the door; raised the
+weapon to his shoulder; fitted and nerved his finger to the
+trigger; and cried 'Kill him! In his bed!'
+
+He reversed the gun to beat the stock up the door; he already held
+it lifted in the air; some indistinct design was in his thoughts of
+calling out to him to fly, for God's sake, by the window -
+
+When, suddenly, the struggling fire illumined the whole chimney
+with a glow of light; and the Cricket on the Hearth began to Chirp!
+
+No sound he could have heard, no human voice, not even hers, could
+so have moved and softened him. The artless words in which she had
+told him of her love for this same Cricket, were once more freshly
+spoken; her trembling, earnest manner at the moment, was again
+before him; her pleasant voice--O what a voice it was, for making
+household music at the fireside of an honest man!--thrilled through
+and through his better nature, and awoke it into life and action.
+
+He recoiled from the door, like a man walking in his sleep,
+awakened from a frightful dream; and put the gun aside. Clasping
+his hands before his face, he then sat down again beside the fire,
+and found relief in tears.
+
+The Cricket on the Hearth came out into the room, and stood in
+Fairy shape before him.
+
+'"I love it,"' said the Fairy Voice, repeating what he well
+remembered, '"for the many times I have heard it, and the many
+thoughts its harmless music has given me."'
+
+'She said so!' cried the Carrier. 'True!'
+
+'"This has been a happy home, John; and I love the Cricket for its
+sake!"'
+
+'It has been, Heaven knows,' returned the Carrier. 'She made it
+happy, always,--until now.'
+
+'So gracefully sweet-tempered; so domestic, joyful, busy, and
+light-hearted!' said the Voice.
+
+'Otherwise I never could have loved her as I did,' returned the
+Carrier.
+
+The Voice, correcting him, said 'do.'
+
+The Carrier repeated 'as I did.' But not firmly. His faltering
+tongue resisted his control, and would speak in its own way, for
+itself and him.
+
+The Figure, in an attitude of invocation, raised its hand and said:
+
+'Upon your own hearth--'
+
+'The hearth she has blighted,' interposed the Carrier.
+
+'The hearth she has--how often!--blessed and brightened,' said the
+Cricket; 'the hearth which, but for her, were only a few stones and
+bricks and rusty bars, but which has been, through her, the Altar
+of your Home; on which you have nightly sacrificed some petty
+passion, selfishness, or care, and offered up the homage of a
+tranquil mind, a trusting nature, and an overflowing heart; so that
+the smoke from this poor chimney has gone upward with a better
+fragrance than the richest incense that is burnt before the richest
+shrines in all the gaudy temples of this world!--Upon your own
+hearth; in its quiet sanctuary; surrounded by its gentle influences
+and associations; hear her! Hear me! Hear everything that speaks
+the language of your hearth and home!'
+
+'And pleads for her?' inquired the Carrier.
+
+'All things that speak the language of your hearth and home, must
+plead for her!' returned the Cricket. 'For they speak the truth.'
+
+And while the Carrier, with his head upon his hands, continued to
+sit meditating in his chair, the Presence stood beside him,
+suggesting his reflections by its power, and presenting them before
+him, as in a glass or picture. It was not a solitary Presence.
+From the hearthstone, from the chimney, from the clock, the pipe,
+the kettle, and the cradle; from the floor, the walls, the ceiling,
+and the stairs; from the cart without, and the cupboard within, and
+the household implements; from every thing and every place with
+which she had ever been familiar, and with which she had ever
+entwined one recollection of herself in her unhappy husband's mind;
+Fairies came trooping forth. Not to stand beside him as the
+Cricket did, but to busy and bestir themselves. To do all honour
+to her image. To pull him by the skirts, and point to it when it
+appeared. To cluster round it, and embrace it, and strew flowers
+for it to tread on. To try to crown its fair head with their tiny
+hands. To show that they were fond of it and loved it; and that
+there was not one ugly, wicked or accusatory creature to claim
+knowledge of it--none but their playful and approving selves.
+
+His thoughts were constant to her image. It was always there.
+
+She sat plying her needle, before the fire, and singing to herself.
+Such a blithe, thriving, steady little Dot! The fairy figures
+turned upon him all at once, by one consent, with one prodigious
+concentrated stare, and seemed to say, 'Is this the light wife you
+are mourning for!'
+
+There were sounds of gaiety outside, musical instruments, and noisy
+tongues, and laughter. A crowd of young merry-makers came pouring
+in, among whom were May Fielding and a score of pretty girls. Dot
+was the fairest of them all; as young as any of them too. They
+came to summon her to join their party. It was a dance. If ever
+little foot were made for dancing, hers was, surely. But she
+laughed, and shook her head, and pointed to her cookery on the
+fire, and her table ready spread: with an exulting defiance that
+rendered her more charming than she was before. And so she merrily
+dismissed them, nodding to her would-be partners, one by one, as
+they passed, but with a comical indifference, enough to make them
+go and drown themselves immediately if they were her admirers--and
+they must have been so, more or less; they couldn't help it. And
+yet indifference was not her character. O no! For presently,
+there came a certain Carrier to the door; and bless her what a
+welcome she bestowed upon him!
+
+Again the staring figures turned upon him all at once, and seemed
+to say, 'Is this the wife who has forsaken you!'
+
+A shadow fell upon the mirror or the picture: call it what you
+will. A great shadow of the Stranger, as he first stood underneath
+their roof; covering its surface, and blotting out all other
+objects. But the nimble Fairies worked like bees to clear it off
+again. And Dot again was there. Still bright and beautiful.
+
+Rocking her little Baby in its cradle, singing to it softly, and
+resting her head upon a shoulder which had its counterpart in the
+musing figure by which the Fairy Cricket stood.
+
+The night--I mean the real night: not going by Fairy clocks--was
+wearing now; and in this stage of the Carrier's thoughts, the moon
+burst out, and shone brightly in the sky. Perhaps some calm and
+quiet light had risen also, in his mind; and he could think more
+soberly of what had happened.
+
+Although the shadow of the Stranger fell at intervals upon the
+glass--always distinct, and big, and thoroughly defined--it never
+fell so darkly as at first. Whenever it appeared, the Fairies
+uttered a general cry of consternation, and plied their little arms
+and legs, with inconceivable activity, to rub it out. And whenever
+they got at Dot again, and showed her to him once more, bright and
+beautiful, they cheered in the most inspiring manner.
+
+They never showed her, otherwise than beautiful and bright, for
+they were Household Spirits to whom falsehood is annihilation; and
+being so, what Dot was there for them, but the one active, beaming,
+pleasant little creature who had been the light and sun of the
+Carrier's Home!
+
+The Fairies were prodigiously excited when they showed her, with
+the Baby, gossiping among a knot of sage old matrons, and affecting
+to be wondrous old and matronly herself, and leaning in a staid,
+demure old way upon her husband's arm, attempting--she! such a bud
+of a little woman--to convey the idea of having abjured the
+vanities of the world in general, and of being the sort of person
+to whom it was no novelty at all to be a mother; yet in the same
+breath, they showed her, laughing at the Carrier for being awkward,
+and pulling up his shirt-collar to make him smart, and mincing
+merrily about that very room to teach him how to dance!
+
+They turned, and stared immensely at him when they showed her with
+the Blind Girl; for, though she carried cheerfulness and animation
+with her wheresoever she went, she bore those influences into Caleb
+Plummer's home, heaped up and running over. The Blind Girl's love
+for her, and trust in her, and gratitude to her; her own good busy
+way of setting Bertha's thanks aside; her dexterous little arts for
+filling up each moment of the visit in doing something useful to
+the house, and really working hard while feigning to make holiday;
+her bountiful provision of those standing delicacies, the Veal and
+Ham-Pie and the bottles of Beer; her radiant little face arriving
+at the door, and taking leave; the wonderful expression in her
+whole self, from her neat foot to the crown of her head, of being a
+part of the establishment--a something necessary to it, which it
+couldn't be without; all this the Fairies revelled in, and loved
+her for. And once again they looked upon him all at once,
+appealingly, and seemed to say, while some among them nestled in
+her dress and fondled her, 'Is this the wife who has betrayed your
+confidence!'
+
+More than once, or twice, or thrice, in the long thoughtful night,
+they showed her to him sitting on her favourite seat, with her bent
+head, her hands clasped on her brow, her falling hair. As he had
+seen her last. And when they found her thus, they neither turned
+nor looked upon him, but gathered close round her, and comforted
+and kissed her, and pressed on one another to show sympathy and
+kindness to her, and forgot him altogether.
+
+Thus the night passed. The moon went down; the stars grew pale;
+the cold day broke; the sun rose. The Carrier still sat, musing,
+in the chimney corner. He had sat there, with his head upon his
+hands, all night. All night the faithful Cricket had been Chirp,
+Chirp, Chirping on the Hearth. All night he had listened to its
+voice. All night the household Fairies had been busy with him.
+All night she had been amiable and blameless in the glass, except
+when that one shadow fell upon it.
+
+He rose up when it was broad day, and washed and dressed himself.
+He couldn't go about his customary cheerful avocations--he wanted
+spirit for them--but it mattered the less, that it was Tackleton's
+wedding-day, and he had arranged to make his rounds by proxy. He
+thought to have gone merrily to church with Dot. But such plans
+were at an end. It was their own wedding-day too. Ah! how little
+he had looked for such a close to such a year!
+
+The Carrier had expected that Tackleton would pay him an early
+visit; and he was right. He had not walked to and fro before his
+own door, many minutes, when he saw the Toy-merchant coming in his
+chaise along the road. As the chaise drew nearer, he perceived
+that Tackleton was dressed out sprucely for his marriage, and that
+he had decorated his horse's head with flowers and favours.
+
+The horse looked much more like a bridegroom than Tackleton, whose
+half-closed eye was more disagreeably expressive than ever. But
+the Carrier took little heed of this. His thoughts had other
+occupation.
+
+'John Peerybingle!' said Tackleton, with an air of condolence. 'My
+good fellow, how do you find yourself this morning?'
+
+'I have had but a poor night, Master Tackleton,' returned the
+Carrier, shaking his head: 'for I have been a good deal disturbed
+in my mind. But it's over now! Can you spare me half an hour or
+so, for some private talk?'
+
+'I came on purpose,' returned Tackleton, alighting. 'Never mind
+the horse. He'll stand quiet enough, with the reins over this
+post, if you'll give him a mouthful of hay.'
+
+The Carrier having brought it from his stable, and set it before
+him, they turned into the house.
+
+'You are not married before noon,' he said, 'I think?'
+
+'No,' answered Tackleton. 'Plenty of time. Plenty of time.'
+
+When they entered the kitchen, Tilly Slowboy was rapping at the
+Stranger's door; which was only removed from it by a few steps.
+One of her very red eyes (for Tilly had been crying all night long,
+because her mistress cried) was at the keyhole; and she was
+knocking very loud; and seemed frightened.
+
+'If you please I can't make nobody hear,' said Tilly, looking
+round. 'I hope nobody an't gone and been and died if you please!'
+
+This philanthropic wish, Miss Slowboy emphasised with various new
+raps and kicks at the door; which led to no result whatever.
+
+'Shall I go?' said Tackleton. 'It's curious.'
+
+The Carrier, who had turned his face from the door, signed to him
+to go if he would.
+
+So Tackleton went to Tilly Slowboy's relief; and he too kicked and
+knocked; and he too failed to get the least reply. But he thought
+of trying the handle of the door; and as it opened easily, he
+peeped in, looked in, went in, and soon came running out again.
+
+'John Peerybingle,' said Tackleton, in his ear. 'I hope there has
+been nothing--nothing rash in the night?'
+
+The Carrier turned upon him quickly.
+
+'Because he's gone!' said Tackleton; 'and the window's open. I
+don't see any marks--to be sure it's almost on a level with the
+garden: but I was afraid there might have been some--some scuffle.
+Eh?'
+
+He nearly shut up the expressive eye altogether; he looked at him
+so hard. And he gave his eye, and his face, and his whole person,
+a sharp twist. As if he would have screwed the truth out of him.
+
+'Make yourself easy,' said the Carrier. 'He went into that room
+last night, without harm in word or deed from me, and no one has
+entered it since. He is away of his own free will. I'd go out
+gladly at that door, and beg my bread from house to house, for
+life, if I could so change the past that he had never come. But he
+has come and gone. And I have done with him!'
+
+'Oh!--Well, I think he has got off pretty easy,' said Tackleton,
+taking a chair.
+
+The sneer was lost upon the Carrier, who sat down too, and shaded
+his face with his hand, for some little time, before proceeding.
+
+'You showed me last night,' he said at length, 'my wife; my wife
+that I love; secretly--'
+
+'And tenderly,' insinuated Tackleton.
+
+'Conniving at that man's disguise, and giving him opportunities of
+meeting her alone. I think there's no sight I wouldn't have rather
+seen than that. I think there's no man in the world I wouldn't
+have rather had to show it me.'
+
+'I confess to having had my suspicions always,' said Tackleton.
+'And that has made me objectionable here, I know.'
+
+'But as you did show it me,' pursued the Carrier, not minding him;
+'and as you saw her, my wife, my wife that I love'--his voice, and
+eye, and hand, grew steadier and firmer as he repeated these words:
+evidently in pursuance of a steadfast purpose--'as you saw her at
+this disadvantage, it is right and just that you should also see
+with my eyes, and look into my breast, and know what my mind is,
+upon the subject. For it's settled,' said the Carrier, regarding
+him attentively. 'And nothing can shake it now.'
+
+Tackleton muttered a few general words of assent, about its being
+necessary to vindicate something or other; but he was overawed by
+the manner of his companion. Plain and unpolished as it was, it
+had a something dignified and noble in it, which nothing but the
+soul of generous honour dwelling in the man could have imparted.
+
+'I am a plain, rough man,' pursued the Carrier, 'with very little
+to recommend me. I am not a clever man, as you very well know. I
+am not a young man. I loved my little Dot, because I had seen her
+grow up, from a child, in her father's house; because I knew how
+precious she was; because she had been my life, for years and
+years. There's many men I can't compare with, who never could have
+loved my little Dot like me, I think!'
+
+He paused, and softly beat the ground a short time with his foot,
+before resuming.
+
+'I often thought that though I wasn't good enough for her, I should
+make her a kind husband, and perhaps know her value better than
+another; and in this way I reconciled it to myself, and came to
+think it might be possible that we should be married. And in the
+end it came about, and we were married.'
+
+'Hah!' said Tackleton, with a significant shake of the head.
+
+'I had studied myself; I had had experience of myself; I knew how
+much I loved her, and how happy I should be,' pursued the Carrier.
+'But I had not--I feel it now--sufficiently considered her.'
+
+'To be sure,' said Tackleton. 'Giddiness, frivolity, fickleness,
+love of admiration! Not considered! All left out of sight! Hah!'
+
+'You had best not interrupt me,' said the Carrier, with some
+sternness, 'till you understand me; and you're wide of doing so.
+If, yesterday, I'd have struck that man down at a blow, who dared
+to breathe a word against her, to-day I'd set my foot upon his
+face, if he was my brother!'
+
+The Toy-merchant gazed at him in astonishment. He went on in a
+softer tone:
+
+'Did I consider,' said the Carrier, 'that I took her--at her age,
+and with her beauty--from her young companions, and the many scenes
+of which she was the ornament; in which she was the brightest
+little star that ever shone, to shut her up from day to day in my
+dull house, and keep my tedious company? Did I consider how little
+suited I was to her sprightly humour, and how wearisome a plodding
+man like me must be, to one of her quick spirit? Did I consider
+that it was no merit in me, or claim in me, that I loved her, when
+everybody must, who knew her? Never. I took advantage of her
+hopeful nature and her cheerful disposition; and I married her. I
+wish I never had! For her sake; not for mine!'
+
+The Toy-merchant gazed at him, without winking. Even the half-shut
+eye was open now.
+
+'Heaven bless her!' said the Carrier, 'for the cheerful constancy
+with which she tried to keep the knowledge of this from me! And
+Heaven help me, that, in my slow mind, I have not found it out
+before! Poor child! Poor Dot! _I_ not to find it out, who have
+seen her eyes fill with tears, when such a marriage as our own was
+spoken of! I, who have seen the secret trembling on her lips a
+hundred times, and never suspected it till last night! Poor girl!
+That I could ever hope she would be fond of me! That I could ever
+believe she was!'
+
+'She made a show of it,' said Tackleton. 'She made such a show of
+it, that to tell you the truth it was the origin of my misgivings.'
+
+And here he asserted the superiority of May Fielding, who certainly
+made no sort of show of being fond of HIM.
+
+'She has tried,' said the poor Carrier, with greater emotion than
+he had exhibited yet; 'I only now begin to know how hard she has
+tried, to be my dutiful and zealous wife. How good she has been;
+how much she has done; how brave and strong a heart she has; let
+the happiness I have known under this roof bear witness! It will
+be some help and comfort to me, when I am here alone.'
+
+'Here alone?' said Tackleton. 'Oh! Then you do mean to take some
+notice of this?'
+
+'I mean,' returned the Carrier, 'to do her the greatest kindness,
+and make her the best reparation, in my power. I can release her
+from the daily pain of an unequal marriage, and the struggle to
+conceal it. She shall be as free as I can render her.'
+
+'Make HER reparation!' exclaimed Tackleton, twisting and turning
+his great ears with his hands. 'There must be something wrong
+here. You didn't say that, of course.'
+
+The Carrier set his grip upon the collar of the Toy-merchant, and
+shook him like a reed.
+
+'Listen to me!' he said. 'And take care that you hear me right.
+Listen to me. Do I speak plainly?'
+
+'Very plainly indeed,' answered Tackleton.
+
+'As if I meant it?'
+
+'Very much as if you meant it.'
+
+'I sat upon that hearth, last night, all night,' exclaimed the
+Carrier. 'On the spot where she has often sat beside me, with her
+sweet face looking into mine. I called up her whole life, day by
+day. I had her dear self, in its every passage, in review before
+me. And upon my soul she is innocent, if there is One to judge the
+innocent and guilty!'
+
+Staunch Cricket on the Hearth! Loyal household Fairies!
+
+'Passion and distrust have left me!' said the Carrier; 'and nothing
+but my grief remains. In an unhappy moment some old lover, better
+suited to her tastes and years than I; forsaken, perhaps, for me,
+against her will; returned. In an unhappy moment, taken by
+surprise, and wanting time to think of what she did, she made
+herself a party to his treachery, by concealing it. Last night she
+saw him, in the interview we witnessed. It was wrong. But
+otherwise than this she is innocent if there is truth on earth!'
+
+'If that is your opinion'--Tackleton began.
+
+'So, let her go!' pursued the Carrier. 'Go, with my blessing for
+the many happy hours she has given me, and my forgiveness for any
+pang she has caused me. Let her go, and have the peace of mind I
+wish her! She'll never hate me. She'll learn to like me better,
+when I'm not a drag upon her, and she wears the chain I have
+riveted, more lightly. This is the day on which I took her, with
+so little thought for her enjoyment, from her home. To-day she
+shall return to it, and I will trouble her no more. Her father and
+mother will be here to-day--we had made a little plan for keeping
+it together--and they shall take her home. I can trust her, there,
+or anywhere. She leaves me without blame, and she will live so I
+am sure. If I should die--I may perhaps while she is still young;
+I have lost some courage in a few hours--she'll find that I
+remembered her, and loved her to the last! This is the end of what
+you showed me. Now, it's over!'
+
+'O no, John, not over. Do not say it's over yet! Not quite yet.
+I have heard your noble words. I could not steal away, pretending
+to be ignorant of what has affected me with such deep gratitude.
+Do not say it's over, 'till the clock has struck again!'
+
+She had entered shortly after Tackleton, and had remained there.
+She never looked at Tackleton, but fixed her eyes upon her husband.
+But she kept away from him, setting as wide a space as possible
+between them; and though she spoke with most impassioned
+earnestness, she went no nearer to him even then. How different in
+this from her old self!
+
+'No hand can make the clock which will strike again for me the
+hours that are gone,' replied the Carrier, with a faint smile.
+'But let it be so, if you will, my dear. It will strike soon.
+It's of little matter what we say. I'd try to please you in a
+harder case than that.'
+
+'Well!' muttered Tackleton. 'I must be off, for when the clock
+strikes again, it'll be necessary for me to be upon my way to
+church. Good morning, John Peerybingle. I'm sorry to be deprived
+of the pleasure of your company. Sorry for the loss, and the
+occasion of it too!'
+
+'I have spoken plainly?' said the Carrier, accompanying him to the
+door.
+
+'Oh quite!'
+
+'And you'll remember what I have said?'
+
+'Why, if you compel me to make the observation,' said Tackleton,
+previously taking the precaution of getting into his chaise; 'I
+must say that it was so very unexpected, that I'm far from being
+likely to forget it.'
+
+'The better for us both,' returned the Carrier. 'Good bye. I give
+you joy!'
+
+'I wish I could give it to YOU,' said Tackleton. 'As I can't;
+thank'ee. Between ourselves, (as I told you before, eh?) I don't
+much think I shall have the less joy in my married life, because
+May hasn't been too officious about me, and too demonstrative.
+Good bye! Take care of yourself.'
+
+The Carrier stood looking after him until he was smaller in the
+distance than his horse's flowers and favours near at hand; and
+then, with a deep sigh, went strolling like a restless, broken man,
+among some neighbouring elms; unwilling to return until the clock
+was on the eve of striking.
+
+His little wife, being left alone, sobbed piteously; but often
+dried her eyes and checked herself, to say how good he was, how
+excellent he was! and once or twice she laughed; so heartily,
+triumphantly, and incoherently (still crying all the time), that
+Tilly was quite horrified.
+
+'Ow if you please don't!' said Tilly. 'It's enough to dead and
+bury the Baby, so it is if you please.'
+
+'Will you bring him sometimes, to see his father, Tilly,' inquired
+her mistress, drying her eyes; 'when I can't live here, and have
+gone to my old home?'
+
+'Ow if you please don't!' cried Tilly, throwing back her head, and
+bursting out into a howl--she looked at the moment uncommonly like
+Boxer. 'Ow if you please don't! Ow, what has everybody gone and
+been and done with everybody, making everybody else so wretched!
+Ow-w-w-w!'
+
+The soft-hearted Slowboy trailed off at this juncture, into such a
+deplorable howl, the more tremendous from its long suppression,
+that she must infallibly have awakened the Baby, and frightened him
+into something serious (probably convulsions), if her eyes had not
+encountered Caleb Plummer, leading in his daughter. This spectacle
+restoring her to a sense of the proprieties, she stood for some few
+moments silent, with her mouth wide open; and then, posting off to
+the bed on which the Baby lay asleep, danced in a weird, Saint
+Vitus manner on the floor, and at the same time rummaged with her
+face and head among the bedclothes, apparently deriving much relief
+from those extraordinary operations.
+
+'Mary!' said Bertha. 'Not at the marriage!'
+
+'I told her you would not be there, mum,' whispered Caleb. 'I
+heard as much last night. But bless you,' said the little man,
+taking her tenderly by both hands, 'I don't care for what they say.
+I don't believe them. There an't much of me, but that little
+should be torn to pieces sooner than I'd trust a word against you!'
+
+He put his arms about her and hugged her, as a child might have
+hugged one of his own dolls.
+
+'Bertha couldn't stay at home this morning,' said Caleb. 'She was
+afraid, I know, to hear the bells ring, and couldn't trust herself
+to be so near them on their wedding-day. So we started in good
+time, and came here. I have been thinking of what I have done,'
+said Caleb, after a moment's pause; 'I have been blaming myself
+till I hardly knew what to do or where to turn, for the distress of
+mind I have caused her; and I've come to the conclusion that I'd
+better, if you'll stay with me, mum, the while, tell her the truth.
+You'll stay with me the while?' he inquired, trembling from head to
+foot. 'I don't know what effect it may have upon her; I don't know
+what she'll think of me; I don't know that she'll ever care for her
+poor father afterwards. But it's best for her that she should be
+undeceived, and I must bear the consequences as I deserve!'
+
+' Mary,' said Bertha, 'where is your hand! Ah! Here it is here it
+is!' pressing it to her lips, with a smile, and drawing it through
+her arm. 'I heard them speaking softly among themselves, last
+night, of some blame against you. They were wrong.'
+
+The Carrier's Wife was silent. Caleb answered for her.
+
+'They were wrong,' he said.
+
+'I knew it!' cried Bertha, proudly. 'I told them so. I scorned to
+hear a word! Blame HER with justice!' she pressed the hand between
+her own, and the soft cheek against her face. 'No! I am not so
+blind as that.'
+
+Her father went on one side of her, while Dot remained upon the
+other: holding her hand.
+
+'I know you all,' said Bertha, 'better than you think. But none so
+well as her. Not even you, father. There is nothing half so real
+and so true about me, as she is. If I could be restored to sight
+this instant, and not a word were spoken, I could choose her from a
+crowd! My sister!'
+
+'Bertha, my dear!' said Caleb, 'I have something on my mind I want
+to tell you, while we three are alone. Hear me kindly! I have a
+confession to make to you, my darling.'
+
+'A confession, father?'
+
+'I have wandered from the truth and lost myself, my child,' said
+Caleb, with a pitiable expression in his bewildered face. 'I have
+wandered from the truth, intending to be kind to you; and have been
+cruel.'
+
+She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him, and repeated
+'Cruel!'
+
+'He accuses himself too strongly, Bertha,' said Dot. 'You'll say
+so, presently. You'll be the first to tell him so.'
+
+'He cruel to me!' cried Bertha, with a smile of incredulity.
+
+'Not meaning it, my child,' said Caleb. 'But I have been; though I
+never suspected it, till yesterday. My dear blind daughter, hear
+me and forgive me! The world you live in, heart of mine, doesn't
+exist as I have represented it. The eyes you have trusted in, have
+been false to you.'
+
+She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him still; but drew
+back, and clung closer to her friend.
+
+'Your road in life was rough, my poor one,' said Caleb, 'and I
+meant to smooth it for you. I have altered objects, changed the
+characters of people, invented many things that never have been, to
+make you happier. I have had concealments from you, put deceptions
+on you, God forgive me! and surrounded you with fancies.'
+
+'But living people are not fancies!' she said hurriedly, and
+turning very pale, and still retiring from him. 'You can't change
+them.'
+
+'I have done so, Bertha,' pleaded Caleb. 'There is one person that
+you know, my dove--'
+
+'Oh father! why do you say, I know?' she answered, in a term of
+keen reproach. 'What and whom do _I_ know! I who have no leader!
+I so miserably blind.'
+
+In the anguish of her heart, she stretched out her hands, as if she
+were groping her way; then spread them, in a manner most forlorn
+and sad, upon her face.
+
+'The marriage that takes place to-day,' said Caleb, 'is with a
+stern, sordid, grinding man. A hard master to you and me, my dear,
+for many years. Ugly in his looks, and in his nature. Cold and
+callous always. Unlike what I have painted him to you in
+everything, my child. In everything.'
+
+'Oh why,' cried the Blind Girl, tortured, as it seemed, almost
+beyond endurance, 'why did you ever do this! Why did you ever fill
+my heart so full, and then come in like Death, and tear away the
+objects of my love! O Heaven, how blind I am! How helpless and
+alone!'
+
+Her afflicted father hung his head, and offered no reply but in his
+penitence and sorrow.
+
+She had been but a short time in this passion of regret, when the
+Cricket on the Hearth, unheard by all but her, began to chirp. Not
+merrily, but in a low, faint, sorrowing way. It was so mournful
+that her tears began to flow; and when the Presence which had been
+beside the Carrier all night, appeared behind her, pointing to her
+father, they fell down like rain.
+
+She heard the Cricket-voice more plainly soon, and was conscious,
+through her blindness, of the Presence hovering about her father.
+
+'Mary,' said the Blind Girl, 'tell me what my home is. What it
+truly is.'
+
+'It is a poor place, Bertha; very poor and bare indeed. The house
+will scarcely keep out wind and rain another winter. It is as
+roughly shielded from the weather, Bertha,' Dot continued in a low,
+clear voice, 'as your poor father in his sack-cloth coat.'
+
+The Blind Girl, greatly agitated, rose, and led the Carrier's
+little wife aside.
+
+'Those presents that I took such care of; that came almost at my
+wish, and were so dearly welcome to me,' she said, trembling;
+'where did they come from? Did you send them?'
+
+'No.'
+
+'Who then?'
+
+Dot saw she knew, already, and was silent. The Blind Girl spread
+her hands before her face again. But in quite another manner now.
+
+'Dear Mary, a moment. One moment? More this way. Speak softly to
+me. You are true, I know. You'd not deceive me now; would you?'
+
+'No, Bertha, indeed!'
+
+'No, I am sure you would not. You have too much pity for me.
+Mary, look across the room to where we were just now--to where my
+father is--my father, so compassionate and loving to me--and tell
+me what you see.'
+
+'I see,' said Dot, who understood her well, 'an old man sitting in
+a chair, and leaning sorrowfully on the back, with his face resting
+on his hand. As if his child should comfort him, Bertha.'
+
+'Yes, yes. She will. Go on.'
+
+'He is an old man, worn with care and work. He is a spare,
+dejected, thoughtful, grey-haired man. I see him now, despondent
+and bowed down, and striving against nothing. But, Bertha, I have
+seen him many times before, and striving hard in many ways for one
+great sacred object. And I honour his grey head, and bless him!'
+
+The Blind Girl broke away from her; and throwing herself upon her
+knees before him, took the grey head to her breast.
+
+'It is my sight restored. It is my sight!' she cried. 'I have
+been blind, and now my eyes are open. I never knew him! To think
+I might have died, and never truly seen the father who has been so
+loving to me!'
+
+There were no words for Caleb's emotion.
+
+'There is not a gallant figure on this earth,' exclaimed the Blind
+Girl, holding him in her embrace, 'that I would love so dearly, and
+would cherish so devotedly, as this! The greyer, and more worn,
+the dearer, father! Never let them say I am blind again. There's
+not a furrow in his face, there's not a hair upon his head, that
+shall be forgotten in my prayers and thanks to Heaven!'
+
+Caleb managed to articulate 'My Bertha!'
+
+'And in my blindness, I believed him,' said the girl, caressing him
+with tears of exquisite affection, 'to be so different! And having
+him beside me, day by day, so mindful of me--always, never dreamed
+of this!'
+
+'The fresh smart father in the blue coat, Bertha,' said poor Caleb.
+'He's gone!'
+
+'Nothing is gone,' she answered. 'Dearest father, no! Everything
+is here--in you. The father that I loved so well; the father that
+I never loved enough, and never knew; the benefactor whom I first
+began to reverence and love, because he had such sympathy for me;
+All are here in you. Nothing is dead to me. The soul of all that
+was most dear to me is here--here, with the worn face, and the grey
+head. And I am NOT blind, father, any longer!'
+
+Dot's whole attention had been concentrated, during this discourse,
+upon the father and daughter; but looking, now, towards the little
+Haymaker in the Moorish meadow, she saw that the clock was within a
+few minutes of striking, and fell, immediately, into a nervous and
+excited state.
+
+'Father,' said Bertha, hesitating. 'Mary.'
+
+'Yes, my dear,' returned Caleb. 'Here she is.'
+
+'There is no change in HER. You never told me anything of HER that
+was not true?'
+
+'I should have done it, my dear, I am afraid,' returned Caleb, 'if
+I could have made her better than she was. But I must have changed
+her for the worse, if I had changed her at all. Nothing could
+improve her, Bertha.'
+
+Confident as the Blind Girl had been when she asked the question,
+her delight and pride in the reply and her renewed embrace of Dot,
+were charming to behold.
+
+'More changes than you think for, may happen though, my dear,' said
+Dot. 'Changes for the better, I mean; changes for great joy to
+some of us. You mustn't let them startle you too much, if any such
+should ever happen, and affect you? Are those wheels upon the
+road? You've a quick ear, Bertha. Are they wheels?'
+
+'Yes. Coming very fast.'
+
+'I--I--I know you have a quick ear,' said Dot, placing her hand
+upon her heart, and evidently talking on, as fast as she could to
+hide its palpitating state, 'because I have noticed it often, and
+because you were so quick to find out that strange step last night.
+Though why you should have said, as I very well recollect you did
+say, Bertha, "Whose step is that!" and why you should have taken
+any greater observation of it than of any other step, I don't know.
+Though as I said just now, there are great changes in the world:
+great changes: and we can't do better than prepare ourselves to be
+surprised at hardly anything.'
+
+Caleb wondered what this meant; perceiving that she spoke to him,
+no less than to his daughter. He saw her, with astonishment, so
+fluttered and distressed that she could scarcely breathe; and
+holding to a chair, to save herself from falling.
+
+'They are wheels indeed!' she panted. 'Coming nearer! Nearer!
+Very close! And now you hear them stopping at the garden-gate!
+And now you hear a step outside the door--the same step, Bertha, is
+it not!--and now!' -
+
+She uttered a wild cry of uncontrollable delight; and running up to
+Caleb put her hands upon his eyes, as a young man rushed into the
+room, and flinging away his hat into the air, came sweeping down
+upon them.
+
+'Is it over?' cried Dot.
+
+'Yes!'
+
+'Happily over?'
+
+'Yes!'
+
+'Do you recollect the voice, dear Caleb? Did you ever hear the
+like of it before?' cried Dot.
+
+'If my boy in the Golden South Americas was alive'--said Caleb,
+trembling.
+
+'He is alive!' shrieked Dot, removing her hands from his eyes, and
+clapping them in ecstasy; 'look at him! See where he stands before
+you, healthy and strong! Your own dear son! Your own dear living,
+loving brother, Bertha
+
+All honour to the little creature for her transports! All honour
+to her tears and laughter, when the three were locked in one
+another's arms! All honour to the heartiness with which she met
+the sunburnt sailor-fellow, with his dark streaming hair, half-way,
+and never turned her rosy little mouth aside, but suffered him to
+kiss it, freely, and to press her to his bounding heart!
+
+And honour to the Cuckoo too--why not!--for bursting out of the
+trap-door in the Moorish Palace like a house-breaker, and
+hiccoughing twelve times on the assembled company, as if he had got
+drunk for joy!
+
+The Carrier, entering, started back. And well he might, to find
+himself in such good company.
+
+'Look, John!' said Caleb, exultingly, 'look here! My own boy from
+the Golden South Americas! My own son! Him that you fitted out,
+and sent away yourself! Him that you were always such a friend
+to!'
+
+The Carrier advanced to seize him by the hand; but, recoiling, as
+some feature in his face awakened a remembrance of the Deaf Man in
+the Cart, said:
+
+'Edward! Was it you?'
+
+'Now tell him all!' cried Dot. 'Tell him all, Edward; and don't
+spare me, for nothing shall make me spare myself in his eyes, ever
+again.'
+
+'I was the man,' said Edward.
+
+'And could you steal, disguised, into the house of your old
+friend?' rejoined the Carrier. 'There was a frank boy once--how
+many years is it, Caleb, since we heard that he was dead, and had
+it proved, we thought?--who never would have done that.'
+
+'There was a generous friend of mine, once; more a father to me
+than a friend;' said Edward, 'who never would have judged me, or
+any other man, unheard. You were he. So I am certain you will
+hear me now.'
+
+The Carrier, with a troubled glance at Dot, who still kept far away
+from him, replied, 'Well! that's but fair. I will.'
+
+'You must know that when I left here, a boy,' said Edward, 'I was
+in love, and my love was returned. She was a very young girl, who
+perhaps (you may tell me) didn't know her own mind. But I knew
+mine, and I had a passion for her.'
+
+'You had!' exclaimed the Carrier. 'You!'
+
+'Indeed I had,' returned the other. 'And she returned it. I have
+ever since believed she did, and now I am sure she did.'
+
+'Heaven help me!' said the Carrier. 'This is worse than all.'
+
+'Constant to her,' said Edward, 'and returning, full of hope, after
+many hardships and perils, to redeem my part of our old contract, I
+heard, twenty miles away, that she was false to me; that she had
+forgotten me; and had bestowed herself upon another and a richer
+man. I had no mind to reproach her; but I wished to see her, and
+to prove beyond dispute that this was true. I hoped she might have
+been forced into it, against her own desire and recollection. It
+would be small comfort, but it would be some, I thought, and on I
+came. That I might have the truth, the real truth; observing
+freely for myself, and judging for myself, without obstruction on
+the one hand, or presenting my own influence (if I had any) before
+her, on the other; I dressed myself unlike myself--you know how;
+and waited on the road--you know where. You had no suspicion of
+me; neither had--had she,' pointing to Dot, 'until I whispered in
+her ear at that fireside, and she so nearly betrayed me.'
+
+'But when she knew that Edward was alive, and had come back,'
+sobbed Dot, now speaking for herself, as she had burned to do, all
+through this narrative; 'and when she knew his purpose, she advised
+him by all means to keep his secret close; for his old friend John
+Peerybingle was much too open in his nature, and too clumsy in all
+artifice--being a clumsy man in general,' said Dot, half laughing
+and half crying--'to keep it for him. And when she--that's me,
+John,' sobbed the little woman--'told him all, and how his
+sweetheart had believed him to be dead; and how she had at last
+been over-persuaded by her mother into a marriage which the silly,
+dear old thing called advantageous; and when she--that's me again,
+John--told him they were not yet married (though close upon it),
+and that it would be nothing but a sacrifice if it went on, for
+there was no love on her side; and when he went nearly mad with joy
+to hear it; then she--that's me again--said she would go between
+them, as she had often done before in old times, John, and would
+sound his sweetheart and be sure that what she--me again, John--
+said and thought was right. And it was right, John! And they were
+brought together, John! And they were married, John, an hour ago!
+And here's the Bride! And Gruff and Tackleton may die a bachelor!
+And I'm a happy little woman, May, God bless you!'
+
+She was an irresistible little woman, if that be anything to the
+purpose; and never so completely irresistible as in her present
+transports. There never were congratulations so endearing and
+delicious, as those she lavished on herself and on the Bride.
+
+Amid the tumult of emotions in his breast, the honest Carrier had
+stood, confounded. Flying, now, towards her, Dot stretched out her
+hand to stop him, and retreated as before.
+
+'No, John, no! Hear all! Don't love me any more, John, till
+you've heard every word I have to say. It was wrong to have a
+secret from you, John. I'm very sorry. I didn't think it any
+harm, till I came and sat down by you on the little stool last
+night. But when I knew by what was written in your face, that you
+had seen me walking in the gallery with Edward, and when I knew
+what you thought, I felt how giddy and how wrong it was. But oh,
+dear John, how could you, could you, think so!'
+
+Little woman, how she sobbed again! John Peerybingle would have
+caught her in his arms. But no; she wouldn't let him.
+
+'Don't love me yet, please, John! Not for a long time yet! When I
+was sad about this intended marriage, dear, it was because I
+remembered May and Edward such young lovers; and knew that her
+heart was far away from Tackleton. You believe that, now. Don't
+you, John?'
+
+John was going to make another rush at this appeal; but she stopped
+him again.
+
+'No; keep there, please, John! When I laugh at you, as I sometimes
+do, John, and call you clumsy and a dear old goose, and names of
+that sort, it's because I love you, John, so well, and take such
+pleasure in your ways, and wouldn't see you altered in the least
+respect to have you made a King to-morrow.'
+
+'Hooroar!' said Caleb with unusual vigour. 'My opinion!'
+
+'And when I speak of people being middle-aged, and steady, John,
+and pretend that we are a humdrum couple, going on in a jog-trot
+sort of way, it's only because I'm such a silly little thing, John,
+that I like, sometimes, to act a kind of Play with Baby, and all
+that: and make believe.'
+
+She saw that he was coming; and stopped him again. But she was
+very nearly too late.
+
+'No, don't love me for another minute or two, if you please, John!
+What I want most to tell you, I have kept to the last. My dear,
+good, generous John, when we were talking the other night about the
+Cricket, I had it on my lips to say, that at first I did not love
+you quite so dearly as I do now; that when I first came home here,
+I was half afraid I mightn't learn to love you every bit as well as
+I hoped and prayed I might--being so very young, John! But, dear
+John, every day and hour I loved you more and more. And if I could
+have loved you better than I do, the noble words I heard you say
+this morning, would have made me. But I can't. All the affection
+that I had (it was a great deal, John) I gave you, as you well
+deserve, long, long ago, and I have no more left to give. Now, my
+dear husband, take me to your heart again! That's my home, John;
+and never, never think of sending me to any other!'
+
+You never will derive so much delight from seeing a glorious little
+woman in the arms of a third party, as you would have felt if you
+had seen Dot run into the Carrier's embrace. It was the most
+complete, unmitigated, soul-fraught little piece of earnestness
+that ever you beheld in all your days.
+
+You maybe sure the Carrier was in a state of perfect rapture; and
+you may be sure Dot was likewise; and you may be sure they all
+were, inclusive of Miss Slowboy, who wept copiously for joy, and
+wishing to include her young charge in the general interchange of
+congratulations, handed round the Baby to everybody in succession,
+as if it were something to drink.
+
+But, now, the sound of wheels was heard again outside the door; and
+somebody exclaimed that Gruff and Tackleton was coming back.
+Speedily that worthy gentleman appeared, looking warm and
+flustered.
+
+'Why, what the Devil's this, John Peerybingle!' said Tackleton.
+'There's some mistake. I appointed Mrs. Tackleton to meet me at
+the church, and I'll swear I passed her on the road, on her way
+here. Oh! here she is! I beg your pardon, sir; I haven't the
+pleasure of knowing you; but if you can do me the favour to spare
+this young lady, she has rather a particular engagement this
+morning.'
+
+'But I can't spare her,' returned Edward. 'I couldn't think of
+it.'
+
+'What do you mean, you vagabond?' said Tackleton.
+
+'I mean, that as I can make allowance for your being vexed,'
+returned the other, with a smile, 'I am as deaf to harsh discourse
+this morning, as I was to all discourse last night.'
+
+The look that Tackleton bestowed upon him, and the start he gave!
+
+'I am sorry, sir,' said Edward, holding out May's left hand, and
+especially the third finger; 'that the young lady can't accompany
+you to church; but as she has been there once, this morning,
+perhaps you'll excuse her.'
+
+Tackleton looked hard at the third finger, and took a little piece
+of silver-paper, apparently containing a ring, from his waistcoat-
+pocket.
+
+'Miss Slowboy,' said Tackleton. 'Will you have the kindness to
+throw that in the fire? Thank'ee.'
+
+'It was a previous engagement, quite an old engagement, that
+prevented my wife from keeping her appointment with you, I assure
+you,' said Edward.
+
+'Mr. Tackleton will do me the justice to acknowledge that I
+revealed it to him faithfully; and that I told him, many times, I
+never could forget it,' said May, blushing.
+
+'Oh certainly!' said Tackleton. 'Oh to be sure. Oh it's all
+right. It's quite correct. Mrs. Edward Plummer, I infer?'
+
+'That's the name,' returned the bridegroom.
+
+'Ah, I shouldn't have known you, sir,' said Tackleton, scrutinising
+his face narrowly, and making a low bow. 'I give you joy, sir!'
+
+'Thank'ee.'
+
+'Mrs. Peerybingle,' said Tackleton, turning suddenly to where she
+stood with her husband; 'I am sorry. You haven't done me a very
+great kindness, but, upon my life I am sorry. You are better than
+I thought you. John Peerybingle, I am sorry. You understand me;
+that's enough. It's quite correct, ladies and gentlemen all, and
+perfectly satisfactory. Good morning!'
+
+With these words he carried it off, and carried himself off too:
+merely stopping at the door, to take the flowers and favours from
+his horse's head, and to kick that animal once, in the ribs, as a
+means of informing him that there was a screw loose in his
+arrangements.
+
+Of course it became a serious duty now, to make such a day of it,
+as should mark these events for a high Feast and Festival in the
+Peerybingle Calendar for evermore. Accordingly, Dot went to work
+to produce such an entertainment, as should reflect undying honour
+on the house and on every one concerned; and in a very short space
+of time, she was up to her dimpled elbows in flour, and whitening
+the Carrier's coat, every time he came near her, by stopping him to
+give him a kiss. That good fellow washed the greens, and peeled
+the turnips, and broke the plates, and upset iron pots full of cold
+water on the fire, and made himself useful in all sorts of ways:
+while a couple of professional assistants, hastily called in from
+somewhere in the neighbourhood, as on a point of life or death, ran
+against each other in all the doorways and round all the corners,
+and everybody tumbled over Tilly Slowboy and the Baby, everywhere.
+Tilly never came out in such force before. Her ubiquity was the
+theme of general admiration. She was a stumbling-block in the
+passage at five-and-twenty minutes past two; a man-trap in the
+kitchen at half-past two precisely; and a pitfall in the garret at
+five-and-twenty minutes to three. The Baby's head was, as it were,
+a test and touchstone for every description of matter,--animal,
+vegetable, and mineral. Nothing was in use that day that didn't
+come, at some time or other, into close acquaintance with it.
+
+Then, there was a great Expedition set on foot to go and find out
+Mrs. Fielding; and to be dismally penitent to that excellent
+gentlewoman; and to bring her back, by force, if needful, to be
+happy and forgiving. And when the Expedition first discovered her,
+she would listen to no terms at all, but said, an unspeakable
+number of times, that ever she should have lived to see the day!
+and couldn't be got to say anything else, except, 'Now carry me to
+the grave:' which seemed absurd, on account of her not being dead,
+or anything at all like it. After a time, she lapsed into a state
+of dreadful calmness, and observed, that when that unfortunate
+train of circumstances had occurred in the Indigo Trade, she had
+foreseen that she would be exposed, during her whole life, to every
+species of insult and contumely; and that she was glad to find it
+was the case; and begged they wouldn't trouble themselves about
+her,--for what was she? oh, dear! a nobody!--but would forget that
+such a being lived, and would take their course in life without
+her. From this bitterly sarcastic mood, she passed into an angry
+one, in which she gave vent to the remarkable expression that the
+worm would turn if trodden on; and, after that, she yielded to a
+soft regret, and said, if they had only given her their confidence,
+what might she not have had it in her power to suggest! Taking
+advantage of this crisis in her feelings, the Expedition embraced
+her; and she very soon had her gloves on, and was on her way to
+John Peerybingle's in a state of unimpeachable gentility; with a
+paper parcel at her side containing a cap of state, almost as tall,
+and quite as stiff, as a mitre.
+
+Then, there were Dot's father and mother to come, in another little
+chaise; and they were behind their time; and fears were
+entertained; and there was much looking out for them down the road;
+and Mrs. Fielding always would look in the wrong and morally
+impossible direction; and being apprised thereof, hoped she might
+take the liberty of looking where she pleased. At last they came:
+a chubby little couple, jogging along in a snug and comfortable
+little way that quite belonged to the Dot family; and Dot and her
+mother, side by side, were wonderful to see. They were so like
+each other.
+
+Then, Dot's mother had to renew her acquaintance with May's mother;
+and May's mother always stood on her gentility; and Dot's mother
+never stood on anything but her active little feet. And old Dot--
+so to call Dot's father, I forgot it wasn't his right name, but
+never mind--took liberties, and shook hands at first sight, and
+seemed to think a cap but so much starch and muslin, and didn't
+defer himself at all to the Indigo Trade, but said there was no
+help for it now; and, in Mrs. Fielding's summing up, was a good-
+natured kind of man--but coarse, my dear.
+
+I wouldn't have missed Dot, doing the honours in her wedding-gown,
+my benison on her bright face! for any money. No! nor the good
+Carrier, so jovial and so ruddy, at the bottom of the table. Nor
+the brown, fresh sailor-fellow, and his handsome wife. Nor any one
+among them. To have missed the dinner would have been to miss as
+jolly and as stout a meal as man need eat; and to have missed the
+overflowing cups in which they drank The Wedding-Day, would have
+been the greatest miss of all.
+
+After dinner, Caleb sang the song about the Sparkling Bowl. As I'm
+a living man, hoping to keep so, for a year or two, he sang it
+through.
+
+And, by-the-by, a most unlooked-for incident occurred, just as he
+finished the last verse.
+
+There was a tap at the door; and a man came staggering in, without
+saying with your leave, or by your leave, with something heavy on
+his head. Setting this down in the middle of the table,
+symmetrically in the centre of the nuts and apples, he said:
+
+'Mr. Tackleton's compliments, and as he hasn't got no use for the
+cake himself, p'raps you'll eat it.'
+
+And with those words, he walked off.
+
+There was some surprise among the company, as you may imagine.
+Mrs. Fielding, being a lady of infinite discernment, suggested that
+the cake was poisoned, and related a narrative of a cake, which,
+within her knowledge, had turned a seminary for young ladies, blue.
+But she was overruled by acclamation; and the cake was cut by May,
+with much ceremony and rejoicing.
+
+I don't think any one had tasted it, when there came another tap at
+the door, and the same man appeared again, having under his arm a
+vast brown-paper parcel.
+
+'Mr. Tackleton's compliments, and he's sent a few toys for the
+Babby. They ain't ugly.'
+
+After the delivery of which expressions, he retired again.
+
+The whole party would have experienced great difficulty in finding
+words for their astonishment, even if they had had ample time to
+seek them. But they had none at all; for the messenger had
+scarcely shut the door behind him, when there came another tap, and
+Tackleton himself walked in.
+
+'Mrs. Peerybingle!' said the Toy-merchant, hat in hand. 'I'm
+sorry. I'm more sorry than I was this morning. I have had time to
+think of it. John Peerybingle! I'm sour by disposition; but I
+can't help being sweetened, more or less, by coming face to face
+with such a man as you. Caleb! This unconscious little nurse gave
+me a broken hint last night, of which I have found the thread. I
+blush to think how easily I might have bound you and your daughter
+to me, and what a miserable idiot I was, when I took her for one!
+Friends, one and all, my house is very lonely to-night. I have not
+so much as a Cricket on my Hearth. I have scared them all away.
+Be gracious to me; let me join this happy party!'
+
+He was at home in five minutes. You never saw such a fellow. What
+HAD he been doing with himself all his life, never to have known,
+before, his great capacity of being jovial! Or what had the
+Fairies been doing with him, to have effected such a change!
+
+'John! you won't send me home this evening; will you?' whispered
+Dot.
+
+He had been very near it though!
+
+There wanted but one living creature to make the party complete;
+and, in the twinkling of an eye, there he was, very thirsty with
+hard running, and engaged in hopeless endeavours to squeeze his
+head into a narrow pitcher. He had gone with the cart to its
+journey's end, very much disgusted with the absence of his master,
+and stupendously rebellious to the Deputy. After lingering about
+the stable for some little time, vainly attempting to incite the
+old horse to the mutinous act of returning on his own account, he
+had walked into the tap-room and laid himself down before the fire.
+But suddenly yielding to the conviction that the Deputy was a
+humbug, and must be abandoned, he had got up again, turned tail,
+and come home.
+
+There was a dance in the evening. With which general mention of
+that recreation, I should have left it alone, if I had not some
+reason to suppose that it was quite an original dance, and one of a
+most uncommon figure. It was formed in an odd way; in this way.
+
+Edward, that sailor-fellow--a good free dashing sort of a fellow he
+was--had been telling them various marvels concerning parrots, and
+mines, and Mexicans, and gold dust, when all at once he took it in
+his head to jump up from his seat and propose a dance; for Bertha's
+harp was there, and she had such a hand upon it as you seldom hear.
+Dot (sly little piece of affectation when she chose) said her
+dancing days were over; _I_ think because the Carrier was smoking
+his pipe, and she liked sitting by him, best. Mrs. Fielding had no
+choice, of course, but to say HER dancing days were over, after
+that; and everybody said the same, except May; May was ready.
+
+So, May and Edward got up, amid great applause, to dance alone; and
+Bertha plays her liveliest tune.
+
+Well! if you'll believe me, they have not been dancing five
+minutes, when suddenly the Carrier flings his pipe away, takes Dot
+round the waist, dashes out into the room, and starts off with her,
+toe and heel, quite wonderfully. Tackleton no sooner sees this,
+than he skims across to Mrs. Fielding, takes her round the waist,
+and follows suit. Old Dot no sooner sees this, than up he is, all
+alive, whisks off Mrs. Dot in the middle of the dance, and is the
+foremost there. Caleb no sooner sees this, than he clutches Tilly
+Slowboy by both hands and goes off at score; Miss Slowboy, firm in
+the belief that diving hotly in among the other couples, and
+effecting any number of concussions with them, is your only
+principle of footing it.
+
+Hark! how the Cricket joins the music with its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp;
+and how the kettle hums!
+
+* * * * *
+
+But what is this! Even as I listen to them, blithely, and turn
+towards Dot, for one last glimpse of a little figure very pleasant
+to me, she and the rest have vanished into air, and I am left
+alone. A Cricket sings upon the Hearth; a broken child's-toy lies
+upon the ground; and nothing else remains.
+
+
+
+
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