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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Seven English Cities, by William Dean Howells
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+Title: Seven English Cities
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+Author: William Dean Howells
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SEVEN ENGLISH CITIES ***
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+SEVEN ENGLISH CITIES
+
+By W. D. Howells
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+Illustrated
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+[Illustration: A VIEW OF MONK BAR]
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+CONTENTS
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+
+ A MODEST LIKING FOR LIVERPOOL
+ SOME MERITS OF MANCHESTER
+ IN SMOKIEST SHEFFIELD
+ NINE DAYS' WONDER IN YORK
+ TWO YORKISH EPISODES
+ A DAY AT DONCASTER AND AN HOUR OUT OF DURHAM
+ THE MOTHER OF THE AMERICAN ATHENS
+ ABERYSTWYTH, A WELSH WATERING-PLACE
+ LLANDUDNO, ANOTHER WELSH WATERING-PLACE
+ GLIMPSES OF ENGLISH CHARACTER
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS (not available)
+
+
+ A VIEW OF MONK BAR
+ ST. GEORGE'S HALL, LIVERPOOL
+ THE WELLINGTON MONUMENT, LIVERPOOL
+ THE LIVERPOOL DOCKS
+ MANCHESTER CATHEDRAL
+ TOWN HALL, MANCHESTER
+ THE MANCHESTER SHIP-CANAL
+ TOWN HALL, SHEFFIELD
+ YORK MINSTER--THE GRANDEST IN ALL ENGLAND
+ BOOTHAM BAR AND THE MINSTER
+ WALMGATE BAR HAS A BARBICAN
+ ST. MARY'S ABBEY
+ CLIFFORD'S TOWER
+ YORK AS SEEN FROM THE RIVER
+ DURHAM CATHEDRAL--NORTHWEST VIEW
+ FINCHALE PRIORY
+ DURHAM CATHEDRAL--ITS MATCHLESS SEAT ON THE BLUFFS OF THE RIVER
+ THE "STUMP" OF ST. BOTOLPH'S CHURCH AGAINST THE SKY
+ THE WORTHY ANCESTRESS OF FANEUIL HALL AND QUINCY MARKET-PLACES
+ THE RIVER AT EVENING
+ LIFTING ITS TOWER FROM THE BRINK OF THE WITHAM
+ FISHING-SHIPS AT GREAT GRIMSBY
+ THE BEACH, ABERYSTWYTH
+ ABERYSTWYTH FROM CRAIG GLAS ROCKS
+ LLANDUDNO--THE CITY AND HARBOR
+ LLANDUDNO FROM GREAT ORME'S NECK
+ THE GREAT PIER, LLANDUDNO
+ CONWAY CASTLE
+ PLAS MAWR
+ A PRESENTATION AT COURT
+ THE ENGLISH HOUSEMAID
+ LEADS A LIFE OF GAYETY ON THE SANDS
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+A MODEST LIKING FOR LIVERPOOL
+
+
+Why should the proud stomach of American travel, much tossed in the
+transatlantic voyage, so instantly have itself carried from Liverpool
+to any point where trains will convey it? Liverpool is most worthy to be
+seen and known, and no one who looks up from the bacon and eggs of his
+first hotel breakfast after landing, and finds himself confronted by the
+coal-smoked Greek architecture of St. George's Hall, can deny that it is
+of a singularly noble presence. The city has moments of failing in the
+promise of this classic edifice, but every now and then it reverts to
+it, and reminds the traveller that he is in a great modern metropolis of
+commerce by many other noble edifices.
+
+
+I
+
+Liverpool does not remind him of this so much as the good and true
+Baedeker professes, in the dockside run on the overhead railway (as the
+place unambitiously calls its elevated road); but then, as I noted in my
+account of Southampton, docks have a fancy of taking themselves in,
+and eluding the tourist eye, and even when they "flank the Mersey for a
+distance of 6-7 M." they do not respond to American curiosity so frankly
+as could be wished. They are like other English things in that, however,
+and it must be said for them that when apparent they are sometimes
+unimpressive. From my own note-book, indeed, I find that I pretended to
+think them "wonderful and almost endless," and so I dare say they
+are. But they formed only a very perfunctory interest of our day at
+Liverpool, where we had come to meet, not to take, a steamer.
+
+Our run from London, in the heart of June, was very quick and pleasant,
+through a neat country and many tidy towns. In the meadows the elms
+seemed to droop like our own rather than to hold themselves oakenly
+upright like the English; the cattle stood about in the yellow
+buttercups, knee-deep, white American daisies, and red clover, and among
+the sheep we had our choice of shorn and unshorn; they were equally
+abundant. Some of the blossomy May was left yet on the hawthorns, and
+over all the sky hovered, with pale-white clouds in pale-blue spaces
+of air like an inverted lake of bonnyclabber. We stopped the night at
+Chester, and the next evening, in the full daylight of 7.40, we pushed
+on to Liverpool, over lovely levels, with a ground swell like that of
+Kansas plains, under a sunset drying its tears and at last radiantly
+smiling.
+
+
+II
+
+The hotel in Liverpool swarmed and buzzed with busy and murmurous
+American arrivals. One could hardly get at the office window, on account
+of them, to plead for a room. A dense group of our countrywomen were
+buying picture-postals of the rather suave office-ladies, and helplessly
+fawning on them in the inept confidences of American women with all
+persons in official or servile attendance. "Let me stay here," one of
+them entreated, "because there's such a draught at the other window.
+May I?" She was a gentle child of forty-five or fifty; and I do not know
+whether she was allowed to stay in the sheltered nook or not, tender
+creature. As she was in every one else's way there, possibly she was
+harshly driven into the flaw at the other window.
+
+[Illustration: ST. GEORGE'S HALL, LIVERPOOL]
+
+The place was a little America which swelled into a larger with the
+arrivals of the successive steamers, though the soft swift English
+trains bore our co-nationals away as rapidly as they could. Many
+familiar accents remained till the morning, and the breakfast-room was
+full of a nasal resonance which would have made one at home anywhere in
+our East or West. I, who was then vainly trying to be English, escaped
+to the congenial top of the farthest bound tram, and flew, at the rate
+of four miles an hour, to the uttermost suburbs of Liverpool, whither
+no rumor of my native speech could penetrate. It was some balm to my
+wounded pride of country to note how pale and small the average type of
+the local people was. The poorer classes swarmed along a great part
+of the tram-line in side streets of a hard, stony look, and what
+characterized itself to me as a sort of iron squalor seemed to prevail.
+You cannot anywhere have great prosperity without great adversity, just
+as you cannot have day without night, and the more Liverpool evidently
+flourished the more it plainly languished. I found no pleasure in the
+paradox, and I was not overjoyed by the inevitable ugliness of the brick
+villas of the suburbs into which these obdurate streets decayed. But
+then, after divers tram changes, came the consolation of beautiful
+riverside beaches, thronged with people who looked gay at that distance,
+and beyond the Mersey rose the Welsh hills, blue, blue.
+
+
+III
+
+At the end of the tram-line, where we necessarily dismounted, we
+rejected a thatched cottage, offering us tea, because we thought it too
+thatched and too cottage to be quite true (though I do not now say that
+there were vermin in the straw roof), and accepted the hospitality of
+a pastry-cook's shop. We felt the more at home with the kind woman
+who kept it because she had a brother at Chicago in the employ of the
+Pinkerton Detective Agency, and had once been in Stratford-on-Avon; this
+doubly satisfied us as cultivated Americans. She had a Welsh name, and
+she testified to a great prevalence of Welsh and Irish in the population
+of Liverpool; besides, she sent us to a church of the Crusaders at
+Little Crosby, and it was no fault of hers that we did not find it. We
+found one of the many old crosses for which Little Crosby is named, and
+this was quite as much as we merited. It stood at the intersection of
+the streets in what seemed the fragment of a village, not yet lost in
+the vast maw of the city, and it calmed all the simple neighborhood,
+so that we sat down at its foot and rested a long, long minute till the
+tram came by and took us back into the loud, hard heart of Liverpool.
+
+I do not mean to blame it, for it was no louder or harder than the
+hearts of other big towns, and it had some alleviation from the many
+young couples who were out together half-holidaying in the unusually
+pleasant Saturday weather. I wish their complexions had been better,
+but you cannot have South-of-England color if you live as far north as
+Liverpool, and all the world knows what the American color is. The young
+couples abounded in the Gallery of Fine Arts, where they frankly looked
+at one another instead of the pictures. The pictures might have been
+better, but then they might have been worse (there being examples of
+Filippo Lippi, Memmi, Holbein, and, above all, the _Dante's Dream_ of
+Rossetti); and in any case those couples could come and see them when
+they were old men and women; but now they had one another in a moment of
+half-holiday which could not last forever.
+
+In the evening there were not so many lovers at the religious meetings
+before the classic edifice opposite the hotel, where the devotions were
+transacted with the help of a brass-band; but there were many youths
+smoking short pipes, and flitting from one preacher to another, in the
+half-dozen groups. Some preachers were nonconformist, but there was one
+perspiring Anglican priest who labored earnestly with his hearers, and
+who had more of his aspirates in the right place. Many of his hearers
+were in the rags which seem a favorite wear in Liverpool, and I hope his
+words did their poor hearts good.
+
+Slightly apart from the several congregations, I found myself with a
+fellow-foreigner of seafaring complexion who addressed me in an accent
+so unlike my own American that I ventured to answer him in Italian. He
+was indeed a Genoese, who had spent much time in Buenos Ayres and was
+presently thinking of New York; and we had some friendly discourse
+together concerning the English. His ideas of them were often so
+parallel with my own that I hardly know how to say he thought them
+an improvident people. I owned that they spent much more on state, or
+station, than the Americans; but we neither had any censure for them
+otherwise. He was of that philosophic mind which one is rather apt to
+encounter in the Latin races, and I could well wish for his further
+acquaintance. His talk rapt me to far other and earlier scenes, and I
+seemed to be conversing with him under a Venetian heaven, among objects
+of art more convincing than the equestrian statue of the late Queen, who
+had no special motive I could think of for being shown to her rightly
+loving subjects on horseback. We parted with the expressed hope of
+seeing each other again, and if this should meet his eye and he can
+recall the pale young man, with the dark full beard, who chatted with
+him between the pillars of the Piazzetta, forty years before our actual
+encounter I would be glad of his address.
+
+
+IV
+
+How strange are the uses of travel! There was a time when the mention
+of Liverpool would have conjured up for me nothing but the thought of
+Hawthorne, who spent divers dull consular years there, and has left a
+record of them which I had read, with the wish that it were cheerfuler.
+Yet, now, here on the ground his feet might have trod, and in the very
+smoke he breathed, I did not once think of him. I thought as little of
+that poor Felicia Hemans, whose poetry filled my school-reading years
+with the roar of the wintry sea breaking from the waveless Plymouth Bay
+on the stern and rock-bound coast where the Pilgrim Fathers landed on a
+bowlder measuring eight by ten feet, now fenced in against the predatory
+hammers and chisels of reverent visitors. I knew that Gladstone was born
+at Liverpool, but not Mrs. Oliphant, and the only literary shade I could
+summon from a past vague enough to my ignorance was William Roscoe,
+whose _Life of Leo X._, in the Bohn Library, had been too much for my
+young zeal when my zeal was still young. My other memories of Liverpool
+have been acquired since my visit, and I now recur fondly to the
+picturesque times when King John founded a castle there, to the prouder
+times when Sir Francis Bacon represented it in Parliament; or again to
+the brave days when it resisted Prince Rupert for three weeks, and the
+inglorious epoch when the new city (it was then only some four or five
+hundred years old) began to flourish on the trade in slaves with the
+colonies of the Spanish Main, and on the conjoint and congenial traffic
+in rum, sugar, and tobacco.
+
+[Illustration: THE WELLINGTON MONUMENT, LIVERPOOL]
+
+It will be suspected from these reminiscences that I have been studying
+a page of fine print in Baedeker, and I will not deceive the reader. It
+is true; but it is also true that I had some wonder, altogether my own,
+that so great a city should make so small an appeal to the imagination.
+In this it outdoes almost any metropolis of our own. Even in journalism,
+an intensely modern product, it does not excel; Manchester has its able
+and well-written _Guardian_, but what has Liverpool? Glasgow has its
+Glasgow School of Painting, but again what has Liverpool? It is said
+that not above a million of its people live in it; all the rest, who
+can, escape to Chester, where they perhaps vainly hope to escape the
+Americans. There, intrenched in charming villas behind myrtle hedges,
+they measurably do so; but Americans are very penetrating, and I would
+not be sure that the thickest and highest hedge was invulnerable to
+them. As it is, they probably constitute the best society of Liverpool,
+which the natives have abandoned to them, though they do not constitute
+it permanently, but consecutively. Every Cunarder, every White Star,
+pours out upon a city abandoned by its own good society a flood of
+cultivated Americans, who eddy into its hotels, and then rush out
+of them by every train within twenty-four hours, and often within
+twenty-five minutes. They understand that there are no objects of
+interest in Liverpool; and they are not met at the Customs with
+invitations to breakfast, luncheon, and dinner from the people of rank
+and fashion with whom they have come to associate. These have their
+stately seats in the lovely neighboring country, but they are not at the
+landing-stage, and even the uncultivated American cannot stay for the
+vast bourgeoisie of which Liverpool, like the cities of his own land,
+is composed. Our own cities have a social consciousness, and are each
+sensible of being a centre, with a metropolitan destiny; but the strange
+thing about Liverpool and the like English towns is that they are
+without any social consciousness. Their meek millions are socially
+unborn; they can come into the world only in London, and in their
+prenatal obscurity they remain folded in a dreamless silence, while all
+the commercial and industrial energies rage round them in a gigantic
+maturity.
+
+
+V
+
+The time was when Liverpool was practically the sole port of entry
+for our human cargoes, indentured apprentices of the beautiful, the
+historical. With the almost immediate transference of the original
+transatlantic steamship interests from Bristol, Liverpool became the
+only place where you could arrive. American lines, long erased from the
+seas, and the Inman line, the Cunard line, the White Star line, and the
+rest, would land you nowhere else. Then heretical steamers began to land
+you at Glasgow; worse schismatics carried you to Southampton; there
+were heterodox craft that touched at Plymouth, and now great swelling
+agnostics bring you to London itself. Still, Liverpool remains the
+greatest port of entry for our probationers, who are bound out to the
+hotels and railroad companies of all Europe till they have morally paid
+back their fare. The superstition that if you go in a Cunarder you can
+sleep on both ears is no longer so exclusive as it once was; yet the
+Cunarder continues an ark of safety for the timid and despairing,
+and the cooking is so much better than it used to be that if in
+contravention of the old Cunard rule against a passenger's being carried
+overboard you do go down, you may be reasonably sure of having eaten
+something that the wallowing sea-monsters will like in you.
+
+[Illustration: THE LIVERPOOL DOCKS]
+
+I have tried to give some notion of the fond behavior of the arriving
+Americans in the hotels; no art can give the impression of their
+exceeding multitude. Expresses, panting with as much impatience as the
+disciplined English expresses ever suffer themselves to show, await them
+in the stations, which are effectively parts of the great hotels, and
+whir away to London with them as soon as they can drive up from the
+steamer; but many remain to rest, to get the sea out of their heads
+and legs, and to prepare their spirits for adjustment to the novel
+conditions. These the successive trains carry into the heart of the land
+everywhere, these and their baggage, to which they continue attached by
+their very heart-strings, invisibly stretching from their first-class
+corridor compartments to the different luggage-vans. I must say they
+have very tenderly, very perfectly imagined us, all those hotel people
+and railroad folk, and fold us, anxious and bewildered exiles, in a
+reassuring and consoling embrace which leaves all their hands--they are
+Briarean--free for the acceptance of our wide, wild tips. You may trust
+yourself implicitly to their care, but if you are going to Oxford do not
+trust the head porter who tells you to take the London and Northwestern,
+for then you will have to change four times on the way and at every
+junction personally see that your baggage is unladen and started anew to
+its destination.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SOME MERITS OF MANCHESTER
+
+
+I will suppose the reader not to be going to Oxford, but, in compliance
+with the scheme of this paper, to Manchester, where there is perhaps
+no other reason for his going. He will there, for one thing, find the
+supreme type of the railroad hotel which in England so promptly shelters
+and so kindly soothes the fluttered exile. At Manchester, even more than
+at Liverpool, we are imagined in the immense railroad station hotel,
+which is indeed perhaps superorganized and over-convenienced after an
+American ideal: one does not, for instance, desire a striking, or even
+a ticking, clock in the transom above one's bedroom door; but the like
+type of hotel is to be found at every great railroad centre or terminal
+in England, and it is never to be found quite bad, though of course it
+is sometimes better and sometimes worse. It is hard to know if it is
+more hotel or more station; perhaps it is a mixture of each which defies
+analysis; but in its well-studied composition you pass, as it were, from
+your car to your room, as from one chamber to another. This is putting
+the fact poetically; but, prosaically, the intervening steps are few at
+the most; and when you have entered your room your train has ceased to
+be. The simple miracle would be impossible in America, where our trains,
+when not shrieking at the tops of their whistles, are backing and
+filling with a wild clangor of their bells, and making a bedlam of their
+stations; but in England they
+
+ "Come like shadows, so depart,"
+
+and make no sound within the vast caravansary where the enchanted
+traveller has changed from them into a world of dreams.
+
+
+I
+
+These hotels are, next to the cathedrals, perhaps the greatest wonder
+of England, and in Manchester the railway hotel is in some ways more
+wonderful than the cathedral, which is not so much planned on our native
+methods. Yet this has the merit, if it is a merit, of antedating our
+Discovery by nearly a century, and pre-historically it is indefinitely
+older. My sole recorded impression of it is that I found it smelling
+strongly of coal-gas, such as comes up the register when your furnace is
+mismanaged; but that is not strange in such a manufacturing centre; and
+it would be paltering with the truth not to own a general sense of the
+beauty and grandeur in it which no English cathedral is without. The
+morning was fitly dim and chill, and one could move about in the vague
+all the more comfortably for the absence of that appeal of thronging
+monuments which harasses and bewilders the visitor in other cathedrals;
+one could really give one's self up to serious emotion, and not be
+sordidly and rapaciously concerned with objects of interest. Manchester
+has been an episcopal see only some fifty years; before that the
+cathedral was simply T' Owd Church, and in this character it is still
+venerable, and is none the less so because of the statue of Oliver
+Cromwell which holds the chief place in the open square before it. Call
+it an incongruity, if you will, but that enemy of episcopacy is at least
+not accused of stabling his horses in The Old Church at Manchester, or
+despoiling it of its sacred images and stained glass, and he merits a
+monument there if anywhere.
+
+[Illustration: MANCHESTER CATHEDRAL]
+
+With the constantly passing trams which traverse the square, he is
+undoubtedly more significant of modern Manchester than the episcopacy
+is, and perhaps of that older Manchester which held for him against the
+king, and that yet older Manchester of John Bradford, the first martyr
+of the Reformation to suffer death at the stake in Smithfield. Of the
+still yet older, far older Manchester, which trafficked with the Greeks
+of Marseilles, and later passed under the yoke of Agricola and was
+a Roman military station, and got the name of Maen-ceaster from the
+Saxons, and was duly bedevilled by the Danes and mishandled by the
+Normans, there may be traces in the temperament of the modern town
+which would escape even the scrutiny of the hurried American. Such
+a compatriot was indeed much more bent upon getting a pair of cotton
+socks, like those his own continent wears almost universally in summer,
+but a series of exhaustive visits to all the leading haberdashers in
+Manchester developed the strange fact that there, in the world-heart of
+the cotton-spinning industry, there was no such thing to be found.
+In Manchester there are only woollen socks, heavier or lighter, to be
+bought, and the shopmen smile pityingly if you say, in your strange
+madness, that woollen socks are not for summer wear. Possibly, however,
+it was not summer in Manchester, and we were misled by the almanac.
+Possibly we had been spoiled by three weeks of warm, sunny rain on the
+Welsh coast, and imagined a vain thing in supposing that the end of
+August was not the beginning of November.
+
+
+II
+
+I thought Manchester, however, as it shows itself in its public
+edifices, a most dignified town, with as great beauty as could be
+expected of a place which has always had so much to do besides looking
+after its figure and complexion. The very charming series or system
+of parks, public gardens, and playgrounds, unusual in their number and
+variety, had a sympathetic allure in the gray, cool light, even to the
+spectator passing in a hurried hansom. They have not the unity of
+the Boston or Chicago parkways, and I will own that I had not come to
+Manchester for them. What interested me more were the miles and miles
+of comfortable-looking little brick houses in which, for all I knew, the
+mill-labor dwelt. Very possibly it did not; the mills themselves are
+now nearly all, or mostly, outside of Manchester, and perhaps for this
+reason I did not find the slums, when shown them, very slummy, and I
+saw no such dreadful shapes of rags and dirt as in Liverpool. We passed
+through a quarter of large, old-fashioned mansions, as charming as
+they were unimagined of Manchester; but these could not have been the
+dwellings of the mill-hands, any more than of the mill-owners. The
+mill-owners, at least, live in suburban palaces and villas, which I
+fancy by this time are not
+
+ --"pricking a cockney ear,"
+
+as in the time of Tennyson's "Maud."
+
+What wild and whirling insolences, however, the people who have greatly
+made the greatness of England have in all times suffered from their
+poets and novelists, with few exceptions! One need not be a very blind
+devotee of commercialism or industrialism to resent the affronts put
+upon them, when one comes to the scenes of such mighty achievement as
+Liverpool, and Manchester, and Sheffield; but how mildly they seem to
+have taken it all--with what a meek subordination and sufferance! One
+asks one's self whether the society of such places can be much inferior
+to that of Pittsburg, or Chicago, or St. Louis, which, even from the
+literary attics of New York, we should not exactly allow ourselves to
+spit upon. Practically, I know nothing about society in Manchester, or
+rather, out of it; and I can only say of the general type, of richer or
+poorer, as I saw it in the streets, that it was uncommonly good. Not so
+many women as men were abroad in such weather as we had, and I cannot be
+sure that the sex shows there that superiority physically which it has
+long held morally with us. One learns in the north not to look for the
+beautiful color of the south and west; but in Manchester the average
+faces were intelligent and the figures good.
+
+
+III
+
+With such a journal as the Manchester _Guardian_ still keeping its
+high rank among English newspapers, there cannot be question of the
+journalistic sort of thinking in the place. Of the sort that comes to
+its effect in literature, such as, say, Mrs. Gaskell's novels, there may
+also still be as much as ever; and I will not hazard my safe ignorance
+in a perilous conjecture. I can only say that of the Unitarianism
+which eventuated in that literature, I heard it had largely turned to
+episcopacy, as Unitarianism has in our own Boston. I must not forget
+that one of our religions, now a dying faith, was invented in Manchester
+by Ann Lee, who brought, through the usual persecutions, Shakerism to
+such spiritual importance as it has now lost in these States. Only those
+who have known the Shakers, with their good lives and gentle ways,
+can regret with me the decline of the celibate communism which their
+foundress imagined in her marital relations with the Lancashire
+blacksmith she left behind her.
+
+I am reminded (or perhaps instructed) by Mr. Hope Moncrieff in Black's
+excellent _Guide to Manchester_ that before Mrs. Gaskell's celebrity the
+fitful fame of De Quincey shed a backward gleam upon his native place,
+which can still show the house where he was probably born and the
+grammar-school he certainly ran away from. In my forgetfulness, or my
+ignorance, that Manchester was the mother of this tricksy master-spirit
+of English prose, who was an idol of my youth, I failed to visit either
+house. The renown of Cobden and of Bright is precious to a larger world
+than mine; and the name of the stalwart Quaker friend of man is dear
+to every American who remembers the heroic part he played in our behalf
+during our war for the Union. It is one of the amusing anomalies of
+the British constitution, that the great city from whose political
+fame these names are inseparable should have had no representation in
+Parliament from Cromwell's time to Victoria's. Fancy Akron, Ohio, or
+Grand Rapids, Michigan, without a member of Congress!
+
+[Illustration: TOWN HALL, MANCHESTER]
+
+The "Manchester school" of political economy has long since passed
+into reproach if not obloquy with people for whom a byword is a potent
+weapon, and perhaps the easiest they can handle, and I am not myself
+so extreme a _laissez-faireist_ as to have thought of that school with
+pathos in the city of its origin; but I dare say it was a good thing
+in its time. We are only now slowly learning how to apply the opposite
+social principles in behalf of the Man rather than the Master, and
+we have not yet surmounted all the difficulties or dangers of the
+experiment. It is droll how, in a tolerably well-meaning world like
+this, any sort of contempt becomes inclusive, and a whole population
+suffers for the vice, or it may be the virtue, of a very small majority,
+or a very powerful minority. Probably the most liberal and intelligent
+populations of Great Britain are those of Manchester and Birmingham,
+names which have stood for a hard and sordid industrialism, unrelieved
+by noble sympathies and impulses. It is quite possible that a less
+generous spirit than mine would have censured the "Manchester school"
+for the weather of the place, and found in its cold gray light the
+effect of the Gradgrind philosophy which once wrapt a world of fiction
+in gloom.
+
+
+IV
+
+I can only be sure that the light, what little there was of it, was very
+cold and gray, but it quite sufficed to show the huge lowries, as the
+wagons are called, passing through the streets with the cotton fabrics
+of the place in certain stages of manufacture: perhaps the raw, perhaps
+the finished material. In Manchester itself one sees not much else of
+"the cotton-spinning chorus" which has sent its name so far. The cotton
+is now spun in ten or twenty towns in the nearer or farther neighborhood
+of the great city, as every one but myself and some ninety millions of
+other Americans well know. I had seen something of cotton-mills in our
+Lowell, and I was eager, if not willing, to contrast them with the mills
+of Manchester; but such of these as still remained there were, for my
+luckless moment, inoperative. Personal influences brought me within one
+or two days of their starting up; one almost started up during my brief
+stay; but a great mill, employing perhaps a thousand hands, cannot start
+up for the sake of the impression desired by the aesthetic visitor, and
+I had to come away without mine.
+
+I had to come away without that personal acquaintance with the great
+Manchester ship-canal which I almost equally desired. Coming or going, I
+asked about it, and was told, looking for it from the car window, there,
+_there_ it was! but beyond a glimpse of something very long and very
+straight marking the landscape with lines no more convincing than those
+which science was once decided, and then undecided, to call canals on
+the planet Mars, I had no sight of it. I do not say this was not
+my fault; and I will not pretend that the canal, like the mills of
+Manchester, was not running. I dare say I was not in the right hands,
+but this was not for want of trying to get into them. In the local
+delusion that it was then summer, those whose kindness might have
+befriended the ignorance of the stranger were "away on their holidays":
+that was exactly the phrase.
+
+When, by a smiling chance, I fell into the right hands and was borne
+to the Cotton Exchange I did not fail of a due sense of the important
+scene, I hope. The building itself, like the other public buildings of
+Manchester, is most dignified, and the great hall of the exchange is
+very noble. I would not, if I could, have repressed a thrill of pride
+in seeing our national colors and emblems equalled with those of Great
+Britain at one end of the room, but these were the only things American
+in the impression left. We made our way through the momently thickening
+groups on the floor, and in the guidance of a member of the exchange
+found a favorable point of observation in the gallery. From this the
+vast space below showed first a moving surface of hats, with few silk
+toppers among them, but a multitude of panamas and other straws. The
+marketing was not carried on with anything like the wild, rangy movement
+of our Stock Exchange, and the floor sent up no such hell-roaring (there
+is no other phrase for it) tumult as rises from the mad but not malign
+demons of that most dramatic representation of perdition. The merchants,
+alike staid, whether old or young, congregated in groups which, dealing
+in a common type of goods, kept the same places till, toward three
+o'clock, they were lost in the mass which covered the floor. Even
+then there was no uproar, no rush or push, no sharp cries or frenzied
+shouting; but from the crowd, which was largely made up of elderly men,
+there rose a sort of surd, rich hum, deepening ever, and never breaking
+into a shriek of torment or derision. It was not histrionic, and yet for
+its commercial importance it was one of the most moving spectacles which
+could offer itself to the eye in the whole world.
+
+[Illustration: THE MANCHESTER SHIP-CANAL]
+
+I cannot pretend to have profited by my visit to that immensely valuable
+deposit of books, bought from the Spencer family at Althorp, and
+dedicated as the Rylands library to the memory of a citizen of
+Manchester. Books in a library, except you have time and free access to
+them, are as baffling as so many bottles in a wine-cellar, which are
+not opened for you, and which if they were would equally go to your head
+without final advantage. I find, therefore, that my sole note upon
+the Rylands Library is the very honest one that it smelt, like the
+cathedral, of coal-gas. The absence of this gas was the least merit
+of the beautiful old Chetham College, with its library dating from the
+seventeenth century, and claiming to have been the first free library in
+England, and doubtless the world. In the cloistered picturesqueness
+of the place, its mediaeval memorials, and its ancient peace, I found
+myself again in those dear Middle Ages which are nowhere quite wanting
+in England, and against which I rubbed off all smirch of the modernity I
+had come to Manchester for.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+IN SMOKIEST SHEFFIELD
+
+
+If I had waited a little till I had got into the beautiful Derbyshire
+country which lies, or rather rolls, between Manchester and Sheffield,
+I could as easily have got rid of my epoch in the smiling agricultural
+landscape. I do not know just the measure of the Black Country in
+England, or where Sheffield begins to be perhaps the blackest spot in
+it; but I am sure that nothing not surgically clean could be whiter than
+the roads that, almost as soon as we were free of Manchester, began to
+climb the green, thickly wooded hills, and dip into the grassy and leafy
+valleys. In the very heart of the loveliness we found Sheffield most
+nobly posed against a lurid sunset, and clouding the sky, which can
+never be certain of being blue, with the smoke of a thousand towering
+chimneys. From whatever point you have it, the sight is most prodigious,
+but no doubt the subjective sense of the great ducal mansions and
+estates which neighbor the mirky metropolis of steel and iron has its
+part in heightening the dramatic effect.
+
+
+I
+
+The English, with their love of brevity and simplicity, call these proud
+seats the Dukeries, but our affair was not with them, and I shall not
+be able to follow the footmen or butlers or housekeepers who would
+so obligingly show them to the reader in my company. I had a fine
+consciousness of passing some of them on my way into the town, and when
+there of being, however, incongruously, in the midst of them.
+Worksop, more properly than Sheffield, is the plebeian heart of these
+aristocratic homes, or sojourns, which no better advised traveller,
+or less hurried, will fail to see. But I was in Sheffield to see the
+capital of the Black Country in its most characteristic aspects, and I
+thought it felicitously in keeping, after I had dined (less well than I
+could have wished, at the railway hotel which scarcely kept the promise
+made for it by other like hotels) that I should be tempted beyond my
+strength to go and see that colored opera which we had lately sent,
+after its signal success with us, to an even greater prosperity in
+England. _In Dahomey_ is a musical drama not pitched in the highest key,
+but it is a genuine product of our national life, and to witness its
+performance by the colored brethren who invented it, and were giving
+it with great applause in an atmosphere quite undarkened by our racial
+prejudices, was an experience which I would not have missed for many
+Dukeries. The kindly house was not so suffocatingly full that it could
+not find breath for cheers and laughter; but I proudly felt that no
+one there could delight so intelligently as the sole American, in the
+familiar Bowery figures, the blue policemen, the varying darky types,
+which peopled a scene largely laid in Africa. The local New York
+suggestions were often from Mr. Edward Harrigan, and all the more
+genuine for that, but there was a final cake-walk which owed its
+inspiration wholly to the genius of a race destined to greater triumphs
+in music and art, and perhaps to a kindlier civilization than our ideals
+have evolved in yet. It was pleasant to look upon those different shades
+of color, from dead black to creamy blond, in their novel relief against
+an air of ungrudging, of even respectful, appreciation, and I dare say
+the poor things liked it for themselves as much as I liked it for them.
+At a fine moment of the affair I was aware of a figure in evening dress,
+standing near me, and regarding the stage with critical severity:
+a young man, but shrewd and well in hand, who, as the unmistakable
+manager, was, I hope, finally as well satisfied as the other spectators.
+
+
+II
+
+I myself came away entirely satisfied, indeed, but for the lasting pang
+I inflicted upon myself by denying a penny to the ragged wretch who
+superfluously opened the valves of my hansom for me. My explanation to
+my soul was that I had no penny in my pocket, and that it would have
+been folly little short of crime to give so needy a wretch sixpence. But
+would it? Would it have corrupted him, since pauperize him further it
+could not? I advise the reader who finds himself in the like case to
+give the sixpence, and if he cares for the peace of my conscience, to
+make it a shilling; or, come! a half-crown, if he wishes to be truly
+handsome. It is astonishing how these regrets persist; but perhaps in
+this instance I owe the permanence of my pang to those frequent appeals
+to one's pity which repeated themselves in Sheffield. As I had noted at
+Liverpool I now noted at Sheffield that you cannot have great prosperity
+without having adversity, just as you cannot have heat without cold or
+day without dark. The one substantiates and verifies the other; and I
+perceived that wherever business throve it seemed to be at the cost of
+somebody; though even when business pines it is apparently no better.
+The thing ought to be looked into.
+
+At the moment of my visit to Sheffield, it happened that many works were
+running half-time or no time, and many people were out of work. At one
+place there was a little oblong building between branching streets,
+round which sat a miserable company of Murchers, as I heard them called,
+on long benches under the overhanging roof, who were too obviously, who
+were almost offensively, out of work. Some were old and some young, some
+dull and some fierce, some savage and some imbecile in their looks, and
+they were all stained and greasy and dirty, and looked their apathy or
+their grim despair. Even the men who were coming to or from their work
+at dinner-time looked stunted and lean and pale, with no color of that
+south of England bloom with which they might have favored a stranger.
+Slatternly girls and women abounded, and little babies carried about by
+a little larger babies, and of course kissed on their successive layers
+of dirt. There were also many small boys who, I hope, were not so wicked
+as they were ragged. At noon-time they hung much about the windows of
+cookshops which one would think their sharp hunger would have pierced
+to the steaming and smoking dishes within. The very morning after I had
+denied that man a penny at the theatre door, and was still smarting to
+think I had not given him sixpence, I saw a boy of ten, in the cut-down
+tatters of a man, gloating upon a meat-pie which a cook had cruelly set
+behind the pane in front of him. I took out the sixpence which I ought
+to have given that poor man, and made it a shilling, and put it into
+the boy's wonderfully dirty palm, and bade him go in and get the pie. He
+looked at me, and he looked at the shilling, and then I suppose he did
+as he was bid. But I ought to say, in justice to myself, that I never
+did anything of the kind again as long as I remained in Sheffield. I
+felt that I owed a duty to the place and must not go about corrupting
+the populace for my selfish pleasure.
+
+
+III
+
+Between our hotel and the main part of the town there yawned a black
+valley, rather nobly bridged, or viaducted, and beyond it in every
+direction the chimneys of the many works thickened in the perspectives.
+It was really like a dead forest, or like thick-set masts of shipping
+in a thronged port; or the vents of tellurian fires, which send up
+their flames by night and their smoke by day. It was splendid, it was
+magnificent, it was insurpassably picturesque. People must have painted
+it often, but if some bravest artist-soul would come, reverently, not
+patronizingly, and portray the sight in its naked ugliness, he would
+create one of the most beautiful masterpieces in the world. On our first
+morning the sun, when it climbed to the upper heavens, found a little
+hole in the dun pall, and shone down through it, and tried to pierce
+through the more immediate cloud above the works; but it could not, and
+it ended by shutting the hole under it, and disappearing.
+
+Beyond the foul avenues thridding the region of the works, and smelling
+of the decay of market-houses, were fine streets of shops and churches,
+and I dare say comely dwellings, with tram-cars ascending and descending
+their hilly slopes. The stores I find noted as splendid, and in my
+pocket-book I say that outside of the market-house, before you got to
+those streets, there are doves and guinea-pigs as well as a raven for
+sale in cages; and the usual horrible English display of flesh meats.
+The trams were one story, like our trolleys, without roof-seats, and
+there were plenty of them; but nothing could keep me, I suppose, till
+I had seen one of the works. Each of these stands in a vast yard, or
+close, by itself, with many buildings, and they are of all sorts; but
+I chose what I thought the most typical, and overcame the reluctance
+of the manager to let me see it. He said I had no idea what tricks were
+played by other makers to find out any new processes and steal them; but
+this was after I had pleaded my innocent trade of novelist, and assured
+him of my congenital incapability of understanding, much less conveying
+from the premises, the image of the simplest and oldest process. Then he
+gave me for guide an intelligent man who was a penknife-maker by trade,
+but was presently out of work, and glad to earn my fee.
+
+My guide proved a most decent, patient, and kindly person, and I hope
+it is no betrayal of confidence to say that he told me the men in
+these multitudinous shops work by the piece. The grinders furnish their
+grindstones and all their tools for making the knives; there is no dry
+grinding, such as used to fill the lungs of the grinders with deadly
+particles of steel and stone, and bring them to an early death; but
+sometimes a stone, which ordinarily lasts six months, will burst and
+drive the grinder through the roof. The blade-makers do their own
+forging and hammering, and it is from first to last apparently all
+hand-work. But it is head-work and heart-work too, and the men who
+wrought at it wrought with such intensity and constancy that they did
+not once look up or round where we paused to look on. I was made to know
+that trade was dull and work slack, and these fellows were lucky fellows
+to have anything to do. Still I did not envy them; and I felt it a
+distinct relief to pass from their shops into the cool, dim crypt which
+was filled with tusks of ivory, in all sizes from those of the
+largest father elephant to those of the babes of the herd; these were
+milk-tusks, I suppose. They get dearer as the elephants get scarcer; and
+that must have been why I paid as much for a penknife in the glittering
+showroom as it would have cost me in New York, with the passage money
+and the duties added. Because of the price, perhaps, I did not think of
+buying the two-thousand-bladed penknife I saw there; but I could never
+have used all the blades, now that we no longer make quill pens. I
+looked fondly at the maker's name on the knife I did buy, and said that
+the table cutlery of a certain small household which set itself up forty
+years ago had borne the same: but the pleasant salesman did not seem to
+feel the pathos of the fact so much as I.
+
+
+IV
+
+There is not only a vast deal of industry in Sheffield, but there is
+an unusual abundance of history, as there might very well be in a place
+that began life, in the usual English fashion, under the Britons and
+grew into municipal consciousness in the fostering care of the Romans
+and the ruder nurture of the Saxons, Danes, and Normans. Lords it had of
+the last, and the great line of the Earls of Shrewsbury presently rose
+and led Sheffield men back to battle in France, where the first earl
+fell on the bloody field, and so many of the men died with him in 1453
+that there was not a house in all the region which did not mourn a loss.
+Which of the Roses Sheffield held for, White or Red, I am not sure;
+but we will say that it duly suffered for one or the other; and it is
+certain that the great Cardinal Wolsey rested eighteen days at Sheffield
+Manor just before he went to die at Leicester; and Mary Queen of Scots
+spent fourteen years of sorrowful captivity, sometimes at the Manor
+and sometimes in Sheffield Castle. This hold was taken by the
+Parliamentarians in the Civil War; but the famous industries of the
+place had begun long before; so that Chaucer could say of one of his
+pilgrims,
+
+ "A Sheffield thwytel bare he in his hose."
+
+Thwytels, or whittles, figured in the broils and stage-plays of
+Elizabethan times, and three gross of them were exported from Liverpool
+in 1589, when the Sheffield penknife was already famed the best in the
+world. Manufactures flourished there apace when England turned to them
+from agriculture, and Sheffield is now a city of four hundred thousand
+or more. Apparently it has been growing radical, as the centres of
+prosperity and adversity always do, and the days of the Chartist
+agitation continued there for ten years, from 1839 till it came as near
+open rebellion as it well could in a plot for an armed uprising. Then
+that cause of the people, like many another, failed, and liberty there,
+as elsewhere in England, was fain to
+
+ "broaden slowly down
+ From precedent to precedent."
+
+Labor troubles, patient or violent, have followed, as labor troubles
+must, but leisure has always been equal to their pacification, and now
+Sheffield takes its adversity almost as quietly as its prosperity.
+
+[Illustration: TOWN HALL, SHEFFIELD]
+
+
+V
+
+We were not there, though, for others' labor or leisure, which we have
+plenty of at home; but even before I appeased such conscience as I had
+about seeing a type of the works, we went a long drive up out of the
+town to that Manor where the poor, brilliant, baddish Scotch queen was
+imprisoned by her brilliant, baddish English cousin. In any question
+of goodness, there was little to choose between them; both were
+blood-stained liars; but it is difficult being a good woman and a queen
+too, and they only failed where few have triumphed. Mary is the more
+appealing to the fancy because she suffered beyond her deserts,
+but Elizabeth was to be pitied because Mary had made it politically
+imperative for her to kill her. All this we had threshed out many times
+before, and had said that, cat for cat, Mary was the more dangerous
+because she was the more feminine, and Elizabeth the more detestable
+because she was the more masculine in her ferocity. We were therefore
+in the right mood to visit Mary's prison, and we were both indignant and
+dismayed to find that our driver, called from a mews at a special price
+set upon his intelligence, had never heard of it and did not know where
+it was.
+
+We reported his inability to the head porter, who came out of the hotel
+in a fine flare of sarcasm. "You call yourself a Sheffield man and not
+know where the Old Manor is!" he began, and presently reduced that proud
+ignoramus of a driver to such a willingness to learn that we thought it
+at least safe to set out with him, and so started for the long climb
+up the hills that hold Sheffield in their hollow. When we reached their
+crest, we looked down and back through the clearer air upon as strange
+and grand a sight as could be. It was as if we were looking into the
+crater of a volcano, which was sending up its smoke through a thousand
+vents. All detail of the works and their chimneys was lost in the
+retrospect; one was aware only of a sort of sea of vapor through which
+they loomed and gloomed.
+
+Our ascent was mostly through winding and climbing streets of
+little dirty houses, with frowsy gardens beside them, and the very
+dirtiest-faced children in England playing about them. From time to time
+our driver had to ask his way of the friendly flat-bosomed slatterns,
+with babies in their arms, on their thresholds, or the women tending
+shop, or peddling provisions, who were all kind to him, and assured him
+with varying degrees of confidence that the Old Manor was a bit, or a
+goodish bit, beyond. All at once we came upon the sight of it on an open
+top, hard by what is left of the ruins of the real Manor, where Wolsey
+stayed that little while from death. The relics are broken walls, higher
+here, lower there; with some Tudor fireplaces showing through their
+hollow windows. What we saw in tolerable repair was the tower of the
+Manor, or the lodge, and we drove to it across a field, on a track made
+by farm carts, and presently kept by a dog that showed his teeth in a
+grin not wholly of amusement at our temerity. While we debated whether
+we had not better let the driver get down and knock, a farmer-like man
+came to the door and called the dog off. Then, in a rich North Country
+accent, he welcomed us to his kitchen parlor, where his wife was peeling
+potatoes for their midday dinner, and so led us up the narrow stone
+stairs of the tower to the chambers where Mary miserably passed those
+many long years of captivity.
+
+The rooms were visibly restored in every point where they could have
+needed restoration, but they were not ruthlessly or too insistently
+restored. There was even an antique chair, but when our guide was put on
+his honor as to whether it was one of the original chairs he answered,
+"Well, if people wanted a chair!" He was a rather charmingly quaint,
+humorous person, with that queer conscience, and he did not pretend to
+be moved by the hard inexorable stoniness of the place which had been
+a queen's prison for many years. One must not judge it too severely,
+though: bowers and prisons of that day looked much alike, and Mary
+Stuart may have felt this a bower, and only hated it because she could
+not get out of it, or anyhow break the relentless hold of that Earl and
+Countess of Shrewsbury whose captive guest she was, though she never
+ceased trying. We went up on the wide flat roof, of lead or stone,
+whither her feet must have so often heavily climbed, and looked out over
+the lovely landscape which she must have abhorred; and the wind that
+blew over it, in late August, was very cold; far colder than the air of
+the prison, or the bower, below.
+
+The place belongs now to the Duke of Norfolk, the great Catholic duke,
+and owes its restoration to his pity and his piety. Our farmer guide
+was himself a Protestant, but he spoke well of the duke, with whom he
+reported himself in such colloquies as, "I says to Dook," and, "Dook
+says to me." When he understood that we were Americans he asked after a
+son of his who had gone out to our continent twenty years before. He had
+only heard from him once, and that on the occasion of his being robbed
+of all his money by a roommate. It was in a place called Massatusy; we
+suggested Massachusetts, and he assented that such might be the place;
+and Mary's prison-house acquired an added pathos.
+
+
+VI
+
+We drove back through the beautiful park, the Duke of Norfolk's gift to
+Sheffield, which is plentifully provided, like all English towns, with
+public pleasure-grounds. They lie rather outside of it, but within it
+are many and many religious and civic edifices which merit to be seen.
+We chose as chiefest the ancient Parish Church, of Norman origin and
+modern restoration, where we visited the tomb of the Lord and Lady
+Shrewsbury who were Mary Stuart's jailers; or if they were not, a pair
+of their family were, and it comes to the same thing, emotionally. The
+chapel in which they lie is most beautiful, and the verger had just
+brushed the carpet within the chancel to such immaculate dustlessness
+that he could not bring himself to let us walk over it. He let us walk
+round it, and we saw the chapel as a favor, which we discharged with an
+abnormal tip after severe debate whether a person of this verger's rich
+respectability and perfect manner would take any tip at all. In the
+event it appeared that he would.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+NINE DAYS' WONDER IN YORK
+
+
+Perhaps it would be better to come to York somewhat earlier in the year
+than the 2d of September. By that time the English summer has suffered
+often if not severe discouragements. It has really only two months out
+of the year to itself, and even July and August are not always constant
+to it. To be sure, their defection cannot spoil it, but they dispose it
+to the slights of September in a dejection from which there is no rise
+to those coquetries with October known to our own summer. Yet, having
+said so much, I feel bound to add that our nine days in York, from the
+2d to the 12th of September, were more summer than autumn days, some
+wholly, some partly, with hours of sunshine keeping the flowers bright
+which the rain kept fresh. If you walked fast in this sunshine you were
+quite hot, and sometimes in the rain you were uncomfortably warm, or at
+least you were wet. If the mornings demanded a fire in the grate, the
+evenings were so clement that the lamp was sufficient, and the noons
+were very well with neither.
+
+
+I
+
+The day of our arrival in York began bright at Sheffield, where there
+was a man quarrelling so loudly and aimlessly in the station that we
+were glad to get away from him, as well as from the mountains of slag
+surrounding the iron metropolis. The train ran through a pass in these,
+and then we found ourselves in a plain country, and, though the day
+turned gray and misty, there seemed a sort of stored sunshine in the
+fields of wheat which the farmers were harvesting far and near. One has
+heard so much of the decay of the English agriculture that one sees
+what is apparently the contrary with nothing less than astonishment. The
+acreage of these wheat-fields was large, and the yield heavier than I
+could remember to have seen at home. Where the crop had been got in,
+much ploughing for the next year had been done already, and where the
+ploughing was finished the work of sowing by drill was going steadily
+forward, in the faith that such an unprecedented summer as was now
+passing would return another year. At all these pleasant labors, of
+course, the rooks were helping, or at least bossing.
+
+
+II
+
+We expected to stay certainly a week, and perhaps two weeks, in York,
+and our luck with railway hotels had been so smiling elsewhere that we
+had no other mind than to spend the time at the house into which we all
+but stepped from our train. But we had reckoned without our host, as he
+was represented by one of a half-dozen alert young ladies in the office,
+who asked how long we expected to stay, and when we expressed a general
+purpose of staying indefinitely, said that all her rooms were taken
+from the next Monday by people who had engaged them long before for
+the races. I did not choose to betray my ignorance to a woman, but
+I privately asked the head porter what races those were which were
+limiting our proposed sojourn, and I am now afraid he had some
+difficulty in keeping a head porter's conventional respect for a formal
+superior in answering that we had arrived on the eve of Doncaster Week.
+Then I said, "Oh yes," and affected the knowledge of Doncaster Week
+which I resolved to acquire by staying somewhere in York till it was
+over.
+
+But as yet, that Friday afternoon, there was no hurry, and, instead of
+setting about a search for lodgings at once, we drove up into the town,
+as soon as we had tea, and visited York Minster while it was still
+the gray afternoon and not yet the gray evening. I thought the hour
+fortunate, and I do not see yet how we could have chosen a better hour
+out of the whole twenty-four, for the inside or the outside of the
+glorious fane, the grandest and beautifulest in all England, as I felt
+then and I feel now. If I were put to the question and were forced to
+say in what its supreme grandeur and beauty lay, I should perhaps say in
+its most ample simplicity. No doubt it is full of detail, but I keep no
+sense of this from that mighty interior, with its tree-like, clustered
+pillars, and its measureless windows, like breadths of stained foliage
+in autumnal woodlands. You want the scale of nature for the Minster at
+York, and I cannot liken it to less than all-out-doors. Some cathedrals,
+like that of Wells, make you think of gardens; but York Minster will not
+be satisfied with less than an autumnal woodland, where the trees stand
+in clumps, with grassy levels about them, and with spacious openings to
+the sky, that let in the colored evening light.
+
+You could not get lost in it, for it was so free of all such
+architectural undergrowth as cumbers the perspectives of some
+cathedrals; besides, the afternoon of our visit there were so many other
+Americans that you could easily have asked your way in your own dialect.
+We loitered over its lengths and breadths, and wondered at its windows,
+which were like the gates of sunrise and sunset for magnitude, and
+lingered in a sumptuous delay from going into the choir, delighting in
+the gray twilight which seemed to gather from the gray walls inward,
+when suddenly what seemed a metallic curtain was dropped with a clash
+and the simultaneous up-flashing of electric bulbs inside it, and we
+were shut out from the sight but not the sound of the service that
+began in the choir. We could not wholly regret the incident, for as
+we recalled the like operation of religion in churches of our Italian
+travel, we were reminded how equally authoritative the Church of England
+and the Church of Home were, and how little they adjust their ceremonial
+to the individual, how largely to the collective worshipper. You could
+come into the Minster of York as into the basilica of St. Mark at Venice
+for a silent prayer amid the religious influences of the place, and be
+conscious of your oneness with your Source, as if there were no
+other one; but when the priesthood called you as one of many to your
+devotions, it was with the same imperative voice in both, and you must
+obey or be cut off from your chance. I suppose it is right; but somehow
+the down-clashing of that screen of the choir in the Minster at York
+seemed to exclude us with reproach, almost with ignominy.
+
+[Illustration: YORK MINSTER--THE GRANDEST IN ALL ENGLAND]
+
+We did what we could to repair our wounded self respect, and did not lay
+our exclusion up against the Minster itself, which I find that I noted
+as "scatteringly noble outside." By this I dare say I meant it had not
+that artistic unity of which I brought the impression from the inside.
+They were doing, as they were always doing, every where, with English
+cathedrals, something to one of the towers; but this only enhanced
+its scattering nobleness, for it left that greatly bescaffolded tower
+largely to the imagination, in which it soared sublimer, if anything,
+than its compeer. Most of the streets leading to and from the rather
+insufficient, irregular square where the Minster stands are lanes
+of little houses of the fifteenth and sixteenth, centuries, which
+collectively curved in their line, and not only overhung at their second
+stories, but bulged outward involuntarily from the weakness of age.
+They were all quite habitable, and some much later dwellings immediately
+surrounding the church were the favorite sojourn, apparently, of such
+strangers as could have rooms at the hotels only until the Monday of
+Doncaster Week.
+
+
+III
+
+During those limited days of the week before Doncaster, I was constantly
+coming back to the Minster, which is not the germ of political York, or
+hardly religious York; the brave city was a Romano-British capital and
+a Romano-British episcopal see centuries before the first wooden temple
+was built on the site of the present edifice in 627. I should like to
+make believe that we found traces of that simple church in the crypt of
+the Minster when we went the next morning and were herded through it by
+the tenderest of vergers. Most of our flock were Americans, and we put
+our guide to such question in matters of imagination and information
+as the patience of a less amiable shepherd would not have borne. Many a
+tale, true or o'ertrue, our verger had, which he told with unction; when
+he ascended with us to the body of the church, and said that the stained
+glass of the gigantic windows suffered from the depredations of the
+mistaken birds which pecked holes in the joints of their panes, I felt
+that I had full measure from him, pressed down and running over. I do
+not remember why he said the birds should have done this, but it seems
+probable that they took the mellow colors of the glass for those of ripe
+fruits.
+
+For myself, I could not get enough of those windows, in another sort
+of famine which ought at this time to have been sated. I was forever
+wondering at their grandeur outside and their glory inside. I was glad
+to lose my way about the town, for if I kept walking I was sure, sooner
+or later, to bring up at the Minster; but the last evening of our stay
+I made a purposed pilgrimage to it for a final emotion. It was the
+clearest evening we had in York, and at half-past six the sun was
+setting in a transparent sky, which somehow it did not flush with any of
+those glaring reds which the vulgarer sorts of sunsets are fond of, but
+bathed the air in a delicate suffusion of daffodil light, just tinged
+with violet. This was the best medium to see the past of the Minster in,
+and I can see it there now, if I did not then. I followed, or I follow,
+its veracious history back to the beginning of the seventh century,
+whence you can look back further still to the earliest Christian temples
+where the Romans worshipped with the Britons, whom they had enslaved
+and converted. But it was not till 627 that the little wooden chapel was
+built on the site of the Minster, to house the rite of the Northumbrian
+King Eadwine's baptism. He felt so happy in his new faith that he
+replaced the wooden structure with stone. In the next century it was
+burned, but rebuilt by another pious prince, and probably repaired by
+yet another after the Danes took the city a hundred years later. It
+was then in a good state to be destroyed by that devout William the
+Conqueror, who came to take the Saxon world in its sins of guttling
+and guzzling. The first Norman archbishop reconstructed or restored
+the church, and then it began to rise and to spread in glory--nave,
+transepts, and choir, and pillars and towers, Norman and Early English,
+and Perpendicular and Decorated--till it found itself at last what the
+American tourist sees it to-day. It suffered from two great fires in
+the nineteenth century, the first set by a lunatic who had the fancy of
+seeing it burn, but who had only the satisfaction of destroying part of
+the roof.
+
+It was never richly painted, but the color wanting in the walls and
+fretted vault was more than compensated by the mellowed splendors of
+the matchless windows. It was, indeed, fit to be the home of much more
+secular history than can be associated with it; but not till the end
+of the thirteenth century had the Minster a patron of its own, when St.
+William was canonized, and exercised his office, whatever it was, for
+two brief centuries. Then the Cromwell of Henry VIII. took possession
+of it in behalf of the crown, and the saint's charge was practically
+abolished. He was even deprived of his head, for the relic was encased
+in gold and jewels, and was therefore worth the king's having, who was
+most a friend of the reformed religion when it paid best. The later
+Cromwell, who beat a later king hard by at Marston Moor, must have
+somehow desecrated the Minster, though there is no record of any such
+fact. A more authentic monument of the religious difficulties of the
+times is the pastoral staff, bearing the arms of Catharine of Braganza,
+the poor little wife of Charles II., which was snatched from a Roman
+Catholic bishop when, to the high offence of Protestant piety, he was
+heading a procession in York in 1688. The verger showing us through the
+Minster was a good Protestant, but he held it bad taste in a predecessor
+of his, who when leading about a Catholic party of sight-seers took the
+captive staff from its place and shook it in their faces, saying, "Don't
+you wish you had it?"
+
+
+IV
+
+There is no telling to what lengths true religion, may rightly not go. I
+rather prize the incident as the sole fact concerning the Minster which
+I could make sure of even after repeated visits, and if I am indebted
+for my associations with it, long after the event, to Dr. Raine's
+scholarly and interesting sketch of York history, there is no reason
+why the better-informed reader should not accompany me in my last visit
+fully equipped. I walked slowly all round the structure, and fancied
+that I got a new sense of grandeur in the effect of the east window,
+which was, at any rate, more impressive than the north window. It was
+a long walk, almost the measure of such a walk as one should take after
+supper for one's health, and it had such incidents as many pauses for
+staring up at the many restorations going on. From point to point the
+incomparable Perpendicular Gothic carried the eye to the old gargoyles
+of the caves and towers waiting to be replaced by the new gargoyles,
+which lay in open-mouthed grimacing in the grass at the bases of the
+church. While I stood noting both, and thinking the chances were that I
+should never look on York Minster again, and feeling the luxurious pang
+of it, a verger in a skull-cap was so good as to come to a side door and
+parley long and pleasantly with a policeman. The simple local life went
+on around; people going to or from supper passed me; kind, vulgar
+noises came from the little houses bulging over the narrow, neighboring
+streets; there seemed to be the stamping of horses in a stable, and
+there was certainly the misaspirated talk about them. I could not have
+asked better material for the humble emotions I love; and I was more
+than content on my way home to find myself one of the congregation
+at the loud devotions of a detachment of the Salvation Army. After a
+battering of drums and a clashing of cymbals and a shouting of hymns,
+the worship settled to the prayer of a weak brother, who was so long in
+supplication that the head exhorter covered a yawn with his hand, and at
+the first sign of relenting in the supplicant bade the drums and cymbals
+strike up. Then, after a hymn, a sister, such a very plain, elderly
+sister, with hardly a tooth or an aitch in her head, began to relate her
+religious history. It appeared that she had been a much greater sinner
+than she looked, and that the mercy shown her had been proportionate.
+She was vain both of her sins and mercies, poor soul, and in her scrimp
+figure, with its ill-fitting uniform, Heaven knows how long she went on.
+I was distracted by a clergyman passing on the outside of the ring of
+listening women and children, and looking, I chose to think, somewhat
+sourly askance at the distasteful ceremonial. I wished to stop him,
+on his way to the Minster, if that was his way, and tell him that so
+Christianity must have begun, and so the latest form of it must
+always begin and work round after ages and ages to the beauty and
+respectability his own ritual has. But I now believe this would have
+been the greatest impertinence and hypocrisy, for I myself found the
+performance before us as tasteless and tawdry as he could possibly have
+done. He was going toward the Minster, and it would make him forget it;
+but I was going away from it, perhaps, for the last time, and this loud
+side-show of religion would make me forget the Minster.
+
+
+V
+
+Our railway hotel lay a little way out of the town, and after a day's
+sight-seeing we were to meet or mingle with troops of wholesome-looking
+workmen whose sturdiness and brightness were a consolation after
+the pale debility of labor's looks in Sheffield. From the
+chocolate-factories or the railroad-shops, which are the chief
+industries of York, they would be crossing the bridge of the Ouse, the
+famous stream on which the Romans had their town, and which suggested to
+the Anglicans to call their Eboracum Eurewic--a town on a river. In due
+time the Danes modified this name to Yerik, and so we came honestly by
+the name of our own New York, called after the old York, as soon as the
+English had robbed the Dutch of it, and the King of England had given
+the province to his brother the Duke of York. Both cities are still
+towns on rivers, but the Ouse is no more an image or forecast of the
+Hudson than Old York is of New York. For that reason, the bridge over
+it is not to be compared to our Brooklyn Bridge, or even to any bridge
+which is yet to span the Hudson. The difference is so greatly in our
+favor that we may well yield our city's mother the primacy in her city
+wall. We have ourselves as yet no Plantagenet wall, and we have not yet
+got a mediaeval gate through which the traveller passes in returning
+from the Flatiron Building to his hotel in the Grand Central Station.
+
+We do not begin to have such a hoar antiquity as is articulate in the
+mother city, speaking with muted voices from the innumerable monuments
+which the earth has yielded from the site of our hotel and its adjacent
+railway station. All underground York is doubtless fuller of Home than
+even Bath is; and it has happened that her civilization was much more
+largely dug up here than elsewhere when the foundations of the spreading
+edifices were laid. The relics are mainly the witnesses of pagan Rome,
+but Christianity politically began in York, as it has politically ended
+in New York, and doubtless some soldiers of the Sixth Legion and many of
+the British slaves were religiously Christians in the ancient metropolis
+before Constantine was elected emperor there.
+
+I have been in many places where history is hospitably at home and is
+not merely an unwilling guest, as in our unmemoried land. Florence is
+very well, Venice is not so bad, Naples has her long thoughts, and Milan
+is mediaeval-minded, not to speak of Genoa, or Marseilles, or Paris, or
+those romantic German towns where the legends, if not the facts, abound;
+but, after all, for my pleasure in the past, I could not choose any
+place before York. You need not be so very definite in your knowledge.
+The event of Constantine's presence and election is so spacious as to
+leave no room for particulars in the imagination; and you are so rich in
+it that you will even reject them from your thoughts, as you sit in
+the close-cropped flowery lawn of your hotel garden (try to imagine a
+railroad hotel garden in _New_ York!) on the sunniest of the afternoons
+before you are turned out for Doncaster Week, and, while you watch
+a little adventurous American boy climbing over a pile of rock-work,
+realize the most august, the most important fact in the story of the
+race as native to the very air you are breathing! Where you sit you are
+in full view of the Minster, which is to say in view of something like
+the towers and battlements of the celestial city. Or if you wake
+very early on a morning still nearer the fatal Doncaster Week of your
+impending banishment, and look out of your lofty windows at the sunrise
+reddening the level bars of cloud behind the Minster, you shall find it
+bulked up against the pearl-gray masses of the sunny mist which hangs
+in all the intervening trees, and solidifies them in unbroken masses of
+foliage. All round your hotel spreads a gridiron of railroad, yet such
+is the force of the English genius for quiet that you hear no clatter of
+trains; the expresses whir in and out of the station with not more noise
+than humming-birds; and amid this peace the past has some chance with
+modernity. The Britons dwell, unmolested by our latter-day clamor, in
+their wattled huts and dugouts; the Romans come and make them slaves and
+then Christians, and after three or four hundred years send word from
+the Tiber to the Ouse that they can stay no longer, and so leave them
+naked to their enemies, the Picts and Scots and Saxons and Angles; and
+in due course come the ravaging and burning Danes; and in due course
+still, the murdering and plundering and scorning Normans. But all so
+quietly, like the humming-bird-like expresses, with a kind of railway
+celerity in the foreshortened retrospect; and after the Normans have
+crushed themselves down into the mass of the vanquished, and formed the
+English out of the blend, there follow the many wars of the successions,
+of the Roses, of the Stuarts, with all the intermediate insurrections
+and rebellions. In the splendid Histories of Shakespeare, which are
+full of York, the imagination visits and revisits the place, and you are
+entreated by mouth of one of his princely personages,
+
+ "I pray you let us satisfy our eyes
+ With the memorials and things of fame,
+ That do renown this city,"
+
+where his Henrys and Richards and Margarets and Edwards and Eleanors
+abide still and shall forever abide while the English speech lasts.
+
+[Illustration: BOOTHAM BAR AND THE MINSTER]
+
+
+VI
+
+Something of all this I knew, and more pretended, with a mounting
+indignation at the fast-coming Doncaster Week which was to turn us out
+of our hotel. We began our search for other lodgings with what seemed to
+be increasing failure. The failure had consolation in it so far as the
+sweet regret of people whose apartments were taken could console. They
+would have taken us at other hotels for double the usual price, but,
+when we showed ourselves willing to pay, it proved that they had
+no rooms at any price. From house to house, then, we went, at first
+vaingloriously, in the spaces about the Minster, and then meekly into
+any side street, wherever the legend of Apartments showed itself in a
+transom. At last, the second day, after being denied at seven successive
+houses, we found quite the refuge we wanted in the Bootham, which means
+very much more than the ignorant reader can imagine. Our upper rooms
+looked on a pretty grassy garden space behind, where there was sun when
+there was sun, and in front on the fine old brick dwellings of a most
+personable street, with a sentiment of bygone fashion. At the upper end
+of it was a famous city gate--Bootham Bar, namely--with a practicable
+portcullis, which we verified at an early moment by going up into "the
+chamber over the gate," where it was once worked, and whence its lower
+beam, set thick with savage spikes, was dropped. Outside the gate there
+was a sign in the wall saying that guards were to be had there to guide
+travellers through the Forest of Galtres beyond Bootham, and keep them
+from the wolves. Now woods and wolves and guards are all gone, and
+Bootham Bar is never closed.
+
+The upper room is a passageway for people who are walking round the town
+on the Plantagenet wall, and one morning we took this walk in sunshine
+that befitted the Sabbath. Half the children of York seemed to be taking
+it, too, with their good parents, who had stayed away from church to
+give them this pleasure, the fathers putting on their frock-coats and
+top-hats, which are worn on no other days in the provincial cities of
+England. For a Plantagenet wall, that of York is in excellent repair,
+and it is very clean, so that the children could not spoil their Sunday
+best by clambering on the parapet, and trying to fall over it. There
+was no parapet on the other side, and they could have fallen over that
+without trouble; but it would not have served the same purpose; for
+under the parapet there were the most alluringly ragged little boys,
+with untidy goats and delightfully dirty geese. There was no trace of a
+moat outside the wall, where pleasant cottages pressed close to it
+with their gardens full of bright flowers. At one point there were
+far-spreading sheep and cattle pens, where there is a weekly market, and
+at another the old Norman castle which cruel Conqueror William built to
+hold the city, and which has suffered change, not unpicturesque,
+into prisons for unluckier criminals, and the Assize Courts for their
+condemnation. From time to time the wall left off, and then we got down,
+perforce, and walked to the next piece of it. In these pieces we
+made the most of the old gates, especially Walmgate Bar, which has a
+barbican. I should be at a loss to say why the barbican should have
+commended it so; perhaps it was because we there realized, for the first
+time, what a barbican was; I doubt if the reader knows, now. Otherwise,
+I should have preferred Monk Bar or Micklegate Bar, as being more like
+those I was used to in the theatre. But we came back gladly to Bootham
+Bar, holding that a portcullis was equal any day to a barbican, and
+feeling as if we had got home in the more familiar neighborhood.
+
+There were small shops in the Bootham, thread-and-needle stores,
+newspaper stores, and provision stores mainly, which I affected, and
+there was one united florist's and fruiterer's which I particularly
+liked because of the conversability of the proprietor. He was a stout
+man, of a vinous complexion, with what I should call here, where our
+speech is mostly uncouth, an educated accent, though with few and
+wandering aspirates in it. Him I visited every morning to buy for my
+breakfast one of those Spanish melons which they have everywhere in
+England, and which put our native cantaloupes to shame; and we always
+fell into a little talk over our transaction of fourpence or sixpence,
+as the case might be. After I had confided that I was an American, he
+said one day, "Ah, the Americans are clever people." Then he added,
+"I hope you won't mind my saying it, sir, but I think their ladies are
+rather harder than our English ladies, sir."
+
+"Yes," I eagerly assented. "How do you mean? Sharper? Keener?"
+
+"Well, not just that, sir."
+
+"More practical? More business-like?" I pursued.
+
+"Well, I shouldn't like to say that, sir. But--they seem rather harder,
+sir; at least, judging from what I see of them in York, sir. Rather
+harder, sir."
+
+We remained not the less friends with that mystery between us; and I
+bought my last melon of him on my last morning, when the early September
+had turned somewhat sharply chill. That turn made me ask what the winter
+was in York, and he boasted it very cold, with ice and snow aplenty,
+and degrees of frost much like our own. But apparently those York women
+resisted it and remained of a tenderness which contrasted to their
+advantage with the summer hardness of our women.
+
+
+VII
+
+It was a pleasure, which I should be glad to share with the reader, to
+lose one's self in the streets of York. They were all kinds of streets
+except straight, and they seemed not to go anywhere except for the
+joke of bringing the wayfarer unexpectedly back to, or near, his
+starting-point and far from his goal. The blame of their vagariousness,
+if it was a fault, is put upon the Danes, who found York when they
+captured it very rectangular, for so the Romans built it, and so the
+Angles kept it; but nothing would serve the Danes but to crook its
+streets and call them gates, so that the real gates of the city have to
+be called bars, or else the stranger might take them for streets. If he
+asked another wayfarer, he could sometimes baffle the streets, and get
+to the point he aimed at, but, whether he did or not, he could always
+amuse himself in them; they would take a friendly interest in him,
+and show him the old houses and churches which the American stranger
+prefers. They abound in the poorer sorts of buildings, of course, just
+as they do in the poorer sorts of people, but in their simpler courts
+and squares and expanses they have often dignified mansions of that
+Georgian architecture which seems the last word in its way, and which is
+known here in our older edifices as there in their newer. Some of them
+are said to have "richly carved ceilings, wainscoted, panelled rooms,
+chimneypieces with paintings framed in the over-mantel, dentilled
+cornices, and pedimented doors," and I could well believe it, as I
+passed them with an envious heart. There were gardens behind these
+mansions which hung their trees over the spiked coping of their
+high-shouldered walls and gates, and sequestered I know not what damp
+social events in their flowery and leafy bounds.
+
+[Illustration: WALMGATE BAR HAS A BARBICAN]
+
+At times I distinctly wished to know something of the life of York, but
+I was not in the way of it. The nearest to an acquaintance I had there,
+besides my critical fruiterer, was the actor whose name I recognized on
+his bills as that of a brave youth who had once dramatized a novel of
+mine, and all too briefly played the piece, and who was now to come
+to York for a week of Shakespeare. Perhaps I could not forgive him the
+recrudescence; at any rate, I did not try to see him, and there was no
+other social chance for me, except as I could buy in for a few glimpses
+at the tidy confectioners', where persons of civil condition resorted
+for afternoon tea. Even to these one could not speak, and I could only
+do my best in a little mercenary conversation with the bookseller about
+York histories. The bookstores were not on our scale, and generally the
+shops in York were not of the modern department type, but were perhaps
+the pleasanter for that reason.
+
+In my earlier wanderings I made the acquaintance of a most agreeable
+market-place, stretching the length of two squares, which on a Saturday
+afternoon I found filled with every manner of bank and booth and
+canopied counter, three deep, and humming pleasantly with traffic in
+everything one could eat, drink, wear, or read; there seemed as many
+book-stalls as fruit-stalls. What I noted equally with the prettiness
+of the abounding flowers was the mild kindness of the market-people's
+manners and their extreme anxiety to state exactly the quality of the
+things they had for sale. They seemed incapable of deceit, but I do
+not say they really were so. My own transactions were confined to the
+purchase of some golden-gage plums, and I advise the reader rather to
+buy greengages; the other plums practised the deception in their looks
+which their venders abhorred.
+
+
+VIII
+
+I wandered in a perfectly contemporary mood through the long ranks and
+lanes of the marketplace, and did not know till afterward that at one
+end of it, called the Pavement, the public executions used to take place
+for those great or small occasions which brought folks to the block or
+scaffold in the past. I had later some ado to verify the dismal fact
+from a cluster of people before a tavern who seemed to be taking bets
+for the Doncaster Week, and I could hardly keep them from booking me
+for this horse or that when I merely wanted to know whether it was on a
+certain spot the Earl of Northumberland had his head cut off for leading
+a rising against Henry IV.; or some such execution.
+
+What riches of story has not York to browbeat withal the storyless
+New-Yorker who visits her! That Henry IV. was he whom I had lately seen
+triumphing near Shrewsbury in the final battle of the Roses, where the
+Red was so bloodily set above the White; and it was his poetic fancy
+to have Northumberland, when he bade him come to York, pass through the
+gateway on which the head of his son, Hotspur Harry, was festering. No
+wonder the earl led a rising against his liege, who had first mercifully
+meant to imprison him for life, and then more mercifully pardoned him.
+But there seems to have been fighting up and down the centuries from the
+beginning, in York, interspersed with praying and wedding and feasting.
+After the citizens drove out Conqueror William's garrison, and Earl
+Waltheof provided against the Normans' return by standing at the castle
+gate and chopping their heads off with his battle-axe as they came
+forth, William efficaciously devastated the city and the country as far
+as Durham. His son William gave it a church, and that "worthy peer,"
+King Stephen, a hospital. In his time the archbishop and barons of York
+beat the Scotch hard by, and the next Scotch king had to do homage to
+Henry II. at York for his kingdom. Henry III. married his sister at York
+to one Scotch king and his daughter to that king's successor. Edward I.
+and his queen Eleanor honored with their presence the translation of St.
+William's bones to the Minster; Edward II. retreated from his defeat at
+Bannockburn to York, and Edward III. was often there for a king's
+varied occasions of fighting and feasting. Weak Henry VI. and his wilful
+Margaret, after their defeat at Towton by Edward IV., escaped from the
+city just in time, and Edward entered York under his own father's head
+on Micklegate Bar. Richard III. was welcomed there before his rout and
+death at Bosworth, and was truly mourned by the citizens. Henry VII.
+wedded Elizabeth, the "White Rose of York," and afterward visited her
+city; Mary, Queen of Scots, was once in hiding there, and her uncouth
+son stayed two nights in York on his way to be crowned James I. in
+London. His son, Charles I., was there early in his reign, and touched
+many for the king's evil; later, he was there again, but could not cure
+the sort of king's evil which raged past all magic in the defeat of his
+followers at Marston Moor by Cromwell. The city yielded to the Puritans,
+whose temperament had already rather characterized it. James II., as
+Duke of York, made it his brief sojourn; "proud Cumberland," returning
+from Culloden after the defeat of the Pretender, visited the city
+and received its freedom for destroying the last hope of the Stuarts;
+perhaps the twenty-two rebels who were then put to death in York were
+executed in the very square where those wicked men thought I was wanting
+to play the horses. The reigning family has paid divers visits to the
+ancient metropolis, which was the capital of Britain before London was
+heard of. The old prophecy of her ultimate primacy must make time if
+it is to fulfil itself and increase York's seventy-two thousand beyond
+London's six million.
+
+
+IX
+
+I should be at a loss to say why its English memories haunted my York
+less than the Roman associations of the place. They form, however,
+rather a clutter of incidents, whereas the few spreading facts of
+Hadrian's stay, the deaths of Severus and Constantius, and the election
+of Constantine, his son, enlarge themselves to the atmospheric compass
+of the place, but leave a roominess in which the fancy may more
+commodiously orb about. I was on terms of more neighborly intimacy
+with the poor Punic emperor than with any one else in York, doubtless
+because, when he fell sick, he visited the temple of Bellona near
+Bootham Bar, and paid his devotions unmolested, let us hope, by any
+prevision of the misbehavior of his son Caracalla (whose baths I had
+long ago visited at Rome) in killing his other son Geta. Everywhere I
+could be an early Christian, in company with Constantine, in whom the
+instinct of political Christianity must have begun to stir as soon as he
+was chosen emperor. But I dare say I heard the muted tramp of the Sixth
+Legion about the Yorkish streets above all other martial sounds because
+I stayed as long as Doncaster Week would let me in the railway hotel,
+which so many of their bones made room for when the foundations of it
+were laid, with those of the adherent station. Their bones seem to
+have been left there, after the disturbance, but their sepulchres were
+respectfully transferred to the museum of the Philosophical Society, in
+the grounds where the ruins of St. Mary's Abbey rise like fragments
+of pensive music or romantic verse, inviting the moonlight and the
+nightingale, but, wanting these, make shift with the noonday and the
+babies in perambulators neglected by nurse-girls reading novels.
+
+[Illustration: ST. MARY'S ABBEY]
+
+The babies and the nurses are not allowed in the museum of antiquities,
+which is richer in Roman remains than any that one sees outside of
+Italy. There are floors of mosaic, large and perfect, taken from the
+villas which people are always digging up in the neighborhood of York,
+and, from the graves uncovered in the railway excavations, coffins of
+lead and stone for civilians, and of rude tiles for the soldiers of the
+Sixth Legion; the slaves were cast into burial-pits of tens and twenties
+and left to indiscriminate decay till they should be raised in the
+universal incorruption. Probably the slaves were the earliest Christians
+at York; certainly the monuments are pagan, as the inmates of the tombs
+must have been. Some of the monuments bear inscriptions from loving
+wives and husbands to the partners they have lost, and some of the stone
+coffins are those of children. It is all infinitely touching, and after
+two thousand years the heart aches for the fathers and mothers who laid
+their little ones away in these hard cradles for their last sleep.
+Faith changes, but constant death remains the same, and life is not very
+different in any age, when it comes to the end. The Roman exiles who had
+come so far to hold my British ancestors in subjection to their alien
+rule seemed essentially not only of the same make as me, but the
+same civilization. Their votive altars and inscriptions to other gods
+expressed a human piety of like anxiety and helplessness with ours, and
+called to a like irresponsive sky. A hundred witnesses of their mortal
+state--jars and vases and simple household utensils--fill the shelves of
+the museum; but the most awful, the most beautiful appeal of the past is
+in that mass of dark auburn hair which is kept here in a special urn and
+uncovered for your supreme emotion. It is equally conjectured to be the
+hair of a Roman lady or of a British princess, but is of a young girl
+certainly, dressed twenty centuries ago for the tomb in which it was
+found, and still faintly lucent with the fashionable unguent of the day,
+and kept in form by pins of jet. One thinks of the little, slender hands
+that used to put them there, and of the eyes that confronted themselves
+in the silver mirror under the warm shadow that the red-gold mass
+cast upon the white forehead. This sanctuary of the past was the most
+interesting place in that most interesting city of York, and the day of
+our first visit a princess of New York sat reading a book in the midst
+of it, waiting for the rain to be over, which was waiting for her to
+come out and then begin again. We knew her from having seen her at the
+station in relation to some trunks bearing her initials and those of
+her native city; and she could be about the age of the York princess or
+young Roman lady whose hair was kept in the urn hard by.
+
+
+X
+
+There is in York a little, old, old church, whose dear and reverend
+name I have almost forgotten, if ever I knew it, but I think it is Holy
+Trinity Goodramgate, which divides the heart of my adoration with the
+Minster. We came to it quite by accident, one of our sad September
+afternoons, after we had been visiting the Guildhall, Venetianly
+overhanging the canal calm of the Ouse, and very worthy to be seen for
+its York histories in stained glass. The custodian had surprised us and
+the gentlemen of the committee by taking us into the room where they
+were investigating the claims of the registered voters to the suffrage;
+and so, much entertained and instructed, we issued forth, and, passing
+by the church in which Guy Fawkes was baptized, only too ineffectually,
+we came quite unexpectedly upon Holy Trinity Goodramgate, if that and
+not another is indeed its name.
+
+It stands sequestered in a little leafy and grassy space of its own,
+with a wall hardly overlooked on one side by low stone cottages, the
+immemorial homes of rheumatism and influenza. The church had the air
+of not knowing that it is of Perpendicular and Decorated Gothic, with
+a square, high-shouldered tower, as it bulks up to a very humble
+height from the turf to the boughs overhead, or that it has a nice
+girl sketching its doorway, where a few especially favored weddings and
+funerals may enter. It is open once a year for service, and when the
+tourist will, or can, for the sight of the time-mellowed, beautiful
+stained glass of its eastward window. The oaken pews are square and
+high-shouldered, like the low church tower; and, without, the soft
+yellow sandstone is crumbling away from the window traceries. The church
+did not look as if it felt itself a thousand years old, and perhaps it
+is not; but I never was in a place where I seemed so like a ghost of
+that antiquity. I had a sense of haunting it, in the inner twilight and
+the outer sunlight, where a tender wind was stirring the leaves of its
+embowering trees and scattering them on the graves of my eleventh and
+twelfth century contemporaries.
+
+
+XI
+
+We chose the sunniest morning we could for our visit to Clifford's
+Tower, which remains witness of the Norman castle the Conqueror built
+and rebuilt to keep the Danish-Anglian-Roman-British town in awe. But
+the tower was no part of the original castle, and only testifies of it
+by hearsay. That was built by Roger de Clifford, who suffered death with
+his party chief, the Earl of Lancaster, when Edward of York took the
+city, and it is mainly memorable as the refuge of the Jews whom the
+Christians had harried out of their homes. They had grown in numbers and
+riches, when the Jew-hate of 1190 broke out in England, as from time
+to time the Jew-hate breaks out in Russia now, to much the same cruel
+effect. They were followed and besieged in the castle, and, seeing that
+they must be captured, they set fire to the place, and five hundred slew
+themselves. Some that promised to be Christians came out and were killed
+by their brethren in Christ. In New York the Christians have grown
+milder, and now they only keep the Jews out of their clubs and their
+homes.
+
+[Illustration: CLIFFORD'S TOWER]
+
+The Clifford Tower leans very much to one side, so that as you ascend it
+for the magnificent view from the top you have to incline yourself the
+other way, as you do in the Tower of Pisa, to help it keep its balance.
+The morning of our visit, so gay in its forgetfulness of the tragical
+past, we found the place in charge of an old soldier, an Irishman who
+had learned, as custodian, a professional compassion for those poor Jews
+of nine hundred years ago, and, being moved by our confession of our
+nationality, owned to three "nevvies" in New Haven. So small is the
+world and so closely knit in the ties of a common humanity and a common
+citizenship, native and adoptive!
+
+The country around York looked so beautiful from Clifford's Tower that
+we would not be satisfied till we had seen it closer, and we chose a
+bright, cool September afternoon for our drive out of the town and over
+the breezy, high levels which surround it. The first British capital
+could hardly have been more nobly placed, and one could not help
+grieving that the Ouse should have indolently lost York that early
+dignity by letting its channel fill up with silt and spoil its
+navigation. The Thames managed better for York's upstart rival London,
+and yet the Ouse is not destitute of sea or river craft. These were of
+both steam and sail, and I myself have witnessed the energy with which
+the reluctance of the indolent stream is sometimes overcome. I do not
+suppose that anywhere else, when the wind is low, is a vessel madly
+hurled through the water at a mile an hour by means of a rope tied
+to its mast and pulled by a fatherly old horse under the intermittent
+drivership of two boys whom he could hardly keep to the work. I loved
+the banks of a stream where one could see such a triumph of man over
+nature, and where nature herself was so captivating. All that grassy
+and shady neighborhood seemed a public promenade, where on a Sunday one
+could see the lower middle classes in their best and brightest, and
+it had for all its own the endearing and bewitching name of Ings. Why
+cannot we have Ings by the Hudson side?
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+TWO YORKISH EPISODES
+
+
+Certainly I had not come to York, as certainly I would not have gone
+anywhere, for battle-fields, but becoming gradually sensible in that
+city that the battle of Marston Moor was fought a few miles away, and
+my enemy Charles I. put to one of his worst defeats there, I bought a
+third-class ticket and ran out to the place one day for whatever emotion
+awaited me there.
+
+
+I
+
+At an English station you are either overwhelmed with transportation,
+or you are without any except such as you were born with, and at the
+station for Marston Moor I asked for a fly in vain. But it was a most
+walkable afternoon, and the pleasant road into the region which the
+station-master indicated as that I was seeking invited the foot by its
+level stretch, sometimes under wayside trees, but mostly between open
+fields, newly reaped and still yellow with their stubble, or green with
+the rowen clover. Sometimes it ran straight and sometimes it curved,
+but it led so rarely near any human habitation that one would rather not
+have met any tramps beside one's self on it. Presently I overtook one, a
+gentle old farm-wife, a withered blonde, whom I helped with the bundles
+she bore in either hand, in the hope that she could tell me whether I
+was near Marston Moor or not. But she could tell me only, what may have
+been of higher human interest, that her husband had the grass farm of
+a hundred and fifty acres, which we were coming to, for seventy-five
+pounds a year; and they had their own cattle, sheep, and horses, and
+were well content with themselves. She excused herself for not knowing
+more than vaguely of the battle-field, as not having been many years
+in the neighborhood; and being now come to a gate in the fields, she
+thanked me and took her way up a grassy path to the pleasant farmhouse I
+saw in the distance.
+
+It must have been about this time that it rained, having shone long
+enough for English weather, and it hardly held up before I was overtaken
+by a friendly youth on a bicycle, whom I stayed with the question
+uppermost in my mind. He promptly got off his wheel to grapple with the
+problem. He was a comely young fellow, an artisan of some sort from
+a neighboring town, and he knew the country well, but he did not know
+where my lost battle-field was. He was sure that it was near by: but he
+was sure there was no monument to mark the spot. Then we parted friends,
+with many polite expressions, and he rode on and I walked on.
+
+For a mile and more I met no other wayfarer, and as I felt that it was
+time to ask for Marston Moor again, I was very glad to be overtaken by
+a gentleman driving in a dog-cart, with his pretty young daughter on
+the wide seat with him. He halted at sight of the elderly pilgrim, and
+hospitably asked if he could not give him a lift, alleging that there
+was plenty of room. He was interested in my search, which he was not
+able definitely to promote, but he believed that if I would drive with
+him to his place I could find the battle-field, and, anyhow, I could get
+a trap back from the The Sun. I pleaded the heat I was in from walking,
+and the danger for an old fellow of taking cold in a drive through the
+cool air; and then, as old fellows do, we bantered each other about
+our ages, each claiming to be older than the other, and the kind, sweet
+young girl sat listening with that tolerance of youth for the triviality
+of age which is so charming. When he could do no more, he said he was
+sorry, and wished me luck, and drove on; and I being by this time tired
+with my three miles' tramp, took advantage of a wayside farmhouse, the
+first in all the distance, and went in and asked for a cup of tea.
+
+The farm-wife, who came in out of her back garden to answer my knock,
+pleaded regretfully that her fire was down; but she thought I could
+get tea at the next house; and she was very conversable about the
+battle-field. She did not know just where it was, but she was sure it
+was quite a mile farther on; and at that I gave up the hope of it along
+with the tea. This is partly the reader's loss, for I have no doubt
+I could have been very graphic about it if I had found it; but as for
+Marston Moor, I feel pretty certain that if it ever existed it does not
+now. A moor, as I understand, implies a sort of wildness, but nothing
+could be more domestic than the peaceful fields between which I had come
+so far, and now easily found my way back to the station. Easily, I say,
+but there was one point where the road forked, though I was sure it
+had not forked before, and I felt myself confronted with some sort,
+any sort, of exciting adventure. By taking myself firmly in hand, and
+saying, "It was yonder to the left where I met my kind bicycler, and we
+vainly communed of my evanescent battle-field," and so keeping on, I got
+safely to the station with nothing more romantic in my experience than a
+thrilling apprehension.
+
+
+II
+
+I quite forgot Marston Moor in my self-gratulation and my recognition
+of the civility from every one which had so ineffectively abetted my
+search. Simple and gentle, how hospitable they had all been to my vain
+inquiry, and how delicately they had forborne to visit the stranger
+with the irony of the average American who is asked anything, especially
+anything he does not know! I went thinking that the difference was a
+difference between human nature long mellowed to its conditions, and
+human nature rasped on its edges and fretted by novel circumstances to a
+provisional harshness. I chose to fancy that unhuman nature sympathized
+with the English mood; in the sheep bleating from the pastures I heard
+the note of Wordsworth's verse; and by the sky, hung in its low
+blue with rough, dusky clouds, I was canopied as with a canvas of
+Constable's.
+
+It was the more pity, then, that at the station a shooting party,
+approaching from the other quarter with their servants and guns and
+dogs, and their bags of hares and partridges, should have given English
+life another complexion to the wanderer so willing to see it always
+rose color. The gunners gained the station platform first, and at once
+occupied the benches, strewing all the vacant places with their still
+bleeding prey. I did not fail of the opportunity to see in them the
+arrogance of class, which I had hitherto so vainly expected, and I
+disabled their looks by finding them as rude as their behavior. How
+different they were from the kind bicycler, or the gentleman in the
+dog-cart, or either one of the farm-wives who sorrowed so civilly not to
+know where my lost battle-field was!
+
+In England, it is always open to the passenger to enforce a claim to
+his share of the public facilities, but I chose to go into the licensed
+victualler's next the station and sit down to a peaceable cup of tea
+rather than contest a place on that bloody benching; and so I made the
+acquaintance of an interior out of literature, such as my beloved Thomas
+Hardy likes to paint. On a high-backed rectangular settle rising against
+the wall, and almost meeting in front of the comfortable range, sat a
+company of rustics, stuffing themselves with cold meat, washed down with
+mugs of ale, and cozily talking. They gained indefinitely in my interest
+from being served by a lame woman, with a rhythmical limp, and I hope it
+was not for my demerit that I was served apart in the chillier parlor,
+when I should have liked so much to stay and listen to the rustic tale
+or talk. The parlor was very depressingly papered, but on its walls I
+had the exalted company of his Majesty the King, their Royal Highnesses
+the Prince and Princess of Wales, the late Premier, the Marquis of
+Salisbury, and, for no assignable reason except a general fitness for
+high society, the twelve Apostles in Da Vinci's _Last Supper_, together
+with an appropriate view of York Minster.
+
+
+III
+
+I do not pretend this search for the battle-field of Marston Moor was
+the most exciting episode of my stay in York. In fact, I think it
+was much surpassed in a climax of dramatic poignancy incident to our
+excursion to Bishopsthorpe, down the Ouse, on one of the cosey little
+steamers which ply the stream without unreasonably crowding it against
+its banks. It was a most silvery September afternoon when we started
+from the quay at York, and after escaping from embarkment on a boat
+going in the wrong direction, began, with no unseemly swiftness, to
+scuttle down the current. It was a perfect voyage, as perfect as any I
+ever made on the Mississippi, the Ohio, the St. Lawrence, or the Hudson,
+on steamers in whose cabins our little boat would have lost itself. We
+had a full but not crowded company of passengers, overflowing into
+a skiff at our stern, in which a father and mother, with three women
+friends, preferred the high excitement of being towed to Bishopsthorpe,
+where it seemed that the man of the party knew the gardener. With each
+curve of the river and with each remove we got the city in more and more
+charming retrospective, till presently its roofs and walls and spires
+and towers were lost in the distance, and we were left to the sylvan
+or pastoral loveliness of the low shores. Here and there at a pleasant
+interval from the river a villa rose against a background of rounded
+tree tops, with Lombardy poplars picking themselves out before it, but
+for the most part the tops of the banks, with which we stood even on
+our deck, retreated from the waterside willows in levels of meadow-land,
+where white and red cows were grazing, and now and then young horses
+romping away from groups of their elders. It was all dear and kind and
+sweet, with a sort of mid-Western look in its softness (as the English
+landscape often has), and the mud-banks were like those of my native
+Ohio Valley rivers. The effect was heightened, on our return, by an
+aged and virtuously poor (to all appearance) flageolet and cornet band,
+playing _'Way down upon the Suwanee River_, while the light played in
+"ditties no-tone" over the groves and pastures of the shore, and the
+shadows stretched themselves luxuriously out as if for a long night's
+sleep. There has seldom been such a day since I began to grow old; a
+soft September gale ruffled and tossed the trees finely, and a subtle
+Italian quality mixed with the American richness of the sunshiny air; so
+that I thought we reached Bishopsthorpe only too soon, and I woke from a
+pleasant reverie to be told that the steamer could not land with us, but
+we must be taken ashore in the small boat which we saw putting out for
+us from its moorings. To this day I do not know why the steamer could
+not land, but perhaps the small boat had a prescriptive right in the
+matter. At any rate, it was vigorously manned by a woman, who took
+tuppence from each of us for her service, and presently earned it by the
+interest she showed in our getting to the Archbishop's palace, or villa,
+the right way.
+
+[Illustration: YORK AS SEEN FROM THE RIVER]
+
+So we went round by an alluring road to its forking, where, looking up
+to the left, we could see a pretty village behind Lombardy poplars,
+and coming down toward us in a victoria for their afternoon drive,
+two charmingly dressed ladies, with bright parasols, and looking very
+county-family, as we poor Americans imagine such things out of English
+fiction. We entered the archiepiscopal grounds through a sympathetic
+Gothic screen, as I will call the overture to the Gothic edifice in my
+defect of architectural terminology, though perhaps gateway would be
+simpler; and found ourselves in the garden, and in the company of
+those people we had towed down behind our steamer. They were with
+their friend, the gardener, and, claiming their acquaintance as
+fellow-passengers, we made favor with him to see the house. The
+housekeeper, or some understudy of hers, who received us, said the
+family were away, but she let us follow her through. That is more than
+I will let the reader do, for I know the duty of the cultivated American
+to the intimacies of the gentle English life; it is only with the simple
+life that I ever make free; there, I own, I have no scruple. But I will
+say (with my back turned conscientiously to the interior) that nothing
+could be lovelier than the outlook from the dining-room, and the whole
+waterfront of the house, on the wavy and willowy Ouse, and that I would
+willingly be many times an archbishop to have that prospect at all my
+meals.
+
+
+IV
+
+We despatched our visit so promptly that we got back to our boat-woman's
+cottage a full hour before our steamer was to call for us. She had an
+afternoon fire kindled in her bright range, from the oven of which came
+already the odor of agreeable baking. Upon this hint we acted, and
+asked if tea were possible. It was, and jam sandwiches as well, or if
+we preferred buttered tea-cake, with or without currants, to jam
+sandwiches, there would be that presently. We preferred both, and we sat
+down in that pleasant parlor-kitchen, and listened, till the tea-cake
+came out of the oven and was split open and buttered smoking hot, to
+a flow of delightful and instructive talk. For our refection we paid
+sixpence each, but for our edification we are still, and hope ever to
+be, in debt. Our hostess was of a most cheerful philosophy, such as
+could not be bought of most modern philosophers for money. The flour for
+our tea-cakes, she said, was a shilling fivepence a stone, "And not too
+much for growing and grinding it, and all." Every week-day morning she
+rose at half-past four, and got breakfast for her boys, who then rode
+their bicycles, or, in the snow, walked, all the miles of our voyage
+into York, where they worked in the railway shops. No, they did not
+belong to any union; the railway men did not seem to care for it; only a
+"benefit union."
+
+She kept the house for her family, and herself ready to answer every
+hail from the steamer; but in her mellow English content, which was not
+stupid or sodden, but clever and wise, it was as if it were she, rather
+than the archbishop, whose nature expressed itself in a motto on one
+of the palace walls, "Blessed be the Lord who loadeth us with blessings
+every day."
+
+When the range, warming to its work, had made her kitchen-parlor a
+little too hot to hold us, she hospitably suggested the river shore as
+cooler, where she knew a comfortable log we could sit on. Thither she
+presently followed when the steamer's whistle sounded, and held her
+boat for us to get safely in. The most nervous of our party offered
+the reflection, as she sculled us out into the stream to overhaul the
+pausing steamer, that she must find the ferry business very shattering
+to the nerves, and she said,
+
+"Yes, but it's nothing to a murder case I was on, once."
+
+"Oh, what murder, what murder?" we palpitated back; and both of us
+forgot the steamer, so that it almost ran us down, while our ferrywoman
+began again:
+
+"A man shot a nurse--There! Throw that line, will you?"
+
+But he, who ought to have thrown the line for her, in his distraction
+let her drop her oar and throw the line herself, and then we scrambled
+aboard without hearing any more of the murder.
+
+This is the climax I have been working up to, and I call it a fine one;
+as good as a story to be continued ever ended an instalment with.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+A DAY AT DONCASTER AND AN HOUR OUT OF DURHAM
+
+
+The Doncaster Races lured us from our hotel at York, on the first day,
+as I had dimly foreboded they would. In fact, if there had been no lure,
+I might have gone in search of temptation, for in a world where sins are
+apt to be ugly, a horse-race is so beautiful that if one loves beauty
+he can practise an aesthetic virtue by sinning in that sort. So I
+made myself a pretence of profit as well as pleasure, and in going to
+Doncaster I feigned the wish chiefly to compare its high event with that
+of Saratoga. I had no association with the place save horse-racing, and
+having missed Ascot and Derby Day, I took my final chance in pursuit
+of knowledge--I said to myself, "Not mere amusement"--and set out for
+Doncaster unburdened by the lightest fact concerning the place.
+
+
+I
+
+I learned nothing of it when there, but I have since learned, from
+divers trustworthy sources, that Doncaster is the Danum of Antoninus and
+the Dona Ceaster of the Saxons, and that it is not only on the line of
+the Northeastern Railway, but also on that famous Watling Street which
+from the earliest Saxon time has crossed the British continent from sea
+to sea, and seems to impress most of the cities north and south into a
+conformity with its line, like a map of the straightest American railway
+routes.
+
+Unless my ignorance has been abused, nothing remarkable has happened
+at Doncaster in two thousand years, but this is itself a distinction in
+that eventful England where so many things have happened elsewhere.
+It is the market town of a rich farming region, and has notable
+manufactures of iron and brass, of sacking and linen, of spun flax and
+of agricultural machines and implements. Otherwise, it is important only
+for its races, which began there three hundred years ago, and especially
+for its St. Leger Day, of which Lieutenant-General St. Leger became the
+patron saint in 1778, though he really established his Day two years
+earlier.
+
+Doncaster is a mighty pleasant, friendly, rather modern, and
+commonplacely American-looking town, with two-story trams gently ambling
+up and down its chief avenues, in the leisurely English fashion, and
+all of more or less arrival and departure at the race-grounds. In our
+company the reader will have our appetites for lunch, and if he will
+take his chance with us in the first simple place away from the station,
+he will help us satisfy them very wholesomely and agreeably at boards
+which seem festively set up for the occasion, and spread with hot
+roast-beef and the plain vegetables which accompany the national dish
+in its native land; or he can have the beef cold, or have cold lamb or
+chicken cold. His fellow-lunchers will be, as he may like well enough
+to fancy, of somewhat lower degree than himself, but they will all seem
+very respectable, and when they come out together, they will all be
+equalized in the sudden excitement which has possessed itself of the
+street, and lined the curbstones up and down with spectators, their
+bodies bent forward, and their faces turned in the direction of the
+station.
+
+
+II
+
+The excitement is caused by the coming of the King; and I wish that I
+could present that event in just its sincere unimpressiveness. I have
+assisted at several such events on the Continent, where, especially in
+Germany, they are heralded as they are in the theatre, with a blare of
+trumpets, and a sensation in the populace and the attendant military
+little short of an ague fit. There, as soon as the majesties mount into
+their carriages from the station, they drive off as swiftly as their
+horses can trot, and their subjects, who have been waiting for hours to
+see them, make what they can of a meagre half-minute's glimpse of
+them. But how different was the behavior of that easy-going Majesty of
+England! As soon as I heard that he was coming, I perceived how anxious
+I had been in the half-year of my English sojourn to see him, and how
+bitterly I should have been disappointed to leave his realms without it.
+All kings are bad, I knew that well enough; but I also knew that some
+kings are not so bad as others, and I had been willing to accept at
+their face the golden opinions of this King, which, almost without
+exception, his lieges seemed to hold. Of course it is not hard to think
+well of a king if you are under him, just as it is not hard to think
+ill of him if you are not under him; but there is no use being bigotedly
+republican when there is nothing to be got by it, and I own the fact
+that his subjects like him willingly. Probably no man in his kingdom
+understands better than Edward VII. that he is largely a form, and that
+the more a form he is the more conformable he is to the English ideal
+of a monarch. But no Englishman apparently knows better than he when to
+leave off being a form and become a man, and he has endeared himself to
+his people from time to time by such inspirations. He is reputed on all
+hands to be a man of great good sense; if he is ever fooled it is not by
+himself, but by the system which he is no more a part of than the least
+of his subjects. If he will let a weary old man or a delicate woman
+stand indefinitely before him, he is no more to blame for that than for
+speaking English with a trace of German in his _th_ sounds; he did not
+invent his origins or his traditions. Personally, having had it out with
+life, he is as amiable and as unceremonious as a king may be. He shares,
+as far as he can, the great and little interests of his people. He has
+not, so far as noted, the gifts of some of his sisters, but he has much
+of his mother's steadfast wisdom, and his father's instinct for the
+right side in considerable questions; and he has his father's prescience
+of the psychological moment for not bothering. Of course, he is a
+fetish; no Englishman can deny that the kingship is an idolatry; but
+he is a fetish with an uncommon share of the common man's divinity.
+The system which provides him for the people provides them the best
+administration in the world, always naturally in the hands of their
+superiors, social and political; but we could be several times rottener
+than we administratively are, and still be incalculably reasonabler, as
+republicans, than those well-governed monarchists.
+
+[Illustration: DURHAM CATHEDRAL--NORTHWEST VIEW]
+
+Some of us are apt to forget the immense advantage which we have of the
+monarchical peoples in having cast away the very name of King, for with
+the name goes the nature of royalty and all that is under and around it.
+But because we are largely a fond and silly folk, with a false conceit
+of ourselves and others, we like to make up romances about the favor in
+which thrones, municipalities, and powers hold us. Once it was the Tsar
+of Russia who held us dear, and would do almost anything for Americans;
+now it is the King of England who is supposed rather to prefer us to his
+own people, and to delight to honor us. We attribute to him a feeling
+which a little thought would teach, us was wholly our own, and which
+would be out of nature if not out of reason with him. He is a man of
+sense, and not of sentiment, and except as a wise politician he could
+have no affection for a nation whose existence denies him. He is very
+civil to Americans; it is part of a constitutional king's business to be
+civil to every one; but he is probably not sentimental about us; and we
+need not be sentimental about him.
+
+He looked like a man of sense, and not like a man of sentiment, that
+day as he drove through the Doncaster street on his way to the sport he
+loves beyond any other sport. He sat with three other gentlemen on the
+sidewise seats of the trap, preceded by outriders, which formed the
+simple turnout of the greatest prince in the world. He was at the end on
+the right, and he showed fully as stout as he was, in the gray suit he
+wore, while he lifted his gray top-hat now and then, bowing casually,
+almost absently, to the spectators fringing, not too deeply, the
+sidewalks. He was very, very stout, even after many seasons of
+Marienbad, and after the sufferings he had lately undergone, and he
+was quite like the pictures and effigies of him, down to those on the
+postage-stamps. He has a handsome face, still bearded in the midst of a
+mostly clean-shaving nation, and with the white hairs prevalent on
+the cheeks and temples; his head is bald atop, though hardly from the
+uneasiness of wearing a crown.
+
+It was difficult to realize him for what he was, and in the unmilitary
+keeping of a few policemen, he was not of the high histrionic presence
+that those German majesties were. The good-natured crowd did not strain
+itself in cheering, though it seemed to cheer cordially; and it did
+not stay long after the trap tooled comfortably away. I then addressed
+myself to a little knot of railway servants who lingered talking, and
+asked them what some carriages were still waiting for at the door of the
+station, and one of them answered with a lightness you do not expect
+in England, "Oh, Lord This, and Lady That, and the Hon. Mr.
+I-don't-know-what's-his-name." The others laughed at this ribald satire
+of the upper classes, and I thought it safer to follow the King to the
+races lest I should hear worse things of them.
+
+
+III
+
+The races were some miles away, and when we got to the tracks we did
+not find their keeping very different from that of the Saratoga tracks,
+although the crowd was both smarter and shabbier, and it had got to the
+place through a town of tents and sheds, and a population of hucksters
+and peddlers, giving an effect of permanency to the festivity such as
+a solemnity of ours seldom has. When we bought our tickets we found, in
+the familiarity with the event expected of us, that there was no one to
+show us to our places; but by dint of asking we got to the Grand Stand,
+and mounted to our seats, which, when we stood up from them, commanded a
+wholly satisfactory prospect of the whole field.
+
+I do not know the dimensions of the Doncaster track, or how far they
+exceed those of the Saratoga track. Possibly one does not do its extent
+justice because there is no track at Doncaster: there is nothing but a
+green turf, with a certain course railed off on it. I hope the reader
+will be as much surprised as I was to realize that the sport of
+horse-racing in England gets its name of Turf from the fact that the
+races are run on the grass, and not on the bare ground, as with us. We
+call the sport the Turf, too, but that is because in this, as in so many
+other things, we lack incentive and invention, and are fondly colonial
+and imitative; we ought to call it the Dirt, for that is what it is with
+us. As a spectacle, the racing lacks the definition in England which
+our course gives, and when it began, I missed the relief into which our
+track throws the bird-like sweep of the horses as they skim the naked
+earth in the distance.
+
+I missed also the superfluity of jockeying which delays and enhances
+the thrill of the start with us, and I thought the English were not so
+scrupulous about an even start as we are. But, above all, I missed the
+shining faces and the gleaming eyes of the black jockeys, who lend so
+much gayety to our scene, where they seem born to it, if not of it. The
+crowd thickened in English bloom and bulk, which is always fine to see,
+and bubbled over with the babble of multitudinous voices, crossed with
+the shouts of the book-makers. Having failed to enter any bets with the
+book-makers of The Pavement in York, I did not care to make them here.
+With all my passion for racing, I never know or care which horse wins;
+but I tried to enter into the joy of a diffident young fellow near me at
+the Grand Stand rail, who was so proud of having guessed as winner the
+horse next to the winner at the first race; it was coming pretty close.
+By the end of the third or how far they exceed those of the Saratoga
+track. Possibly one does not do its extent justice because there is no
+track at Doncaster: there is nothing but a green turf, with a certain
+course railed off on it. I hope the reader will be as much surprised as
+I was to realize that the sport of horse-racing in England gets its name
+of Turf from the fact that the races are run on the grass, and not on
+the bare ground, as with us. We call the sport the Turf, too, but that
+is because in this, as in so many other things, we lack incentive and
+invention, and are fondly colonial and imitative; we ought to call it
+the Dirt, for that is what it is with us. As a spectacle, the racing
+lacks the definition in England which our course gives, and when it
+began, I missed the relief into which our track throws the bird-like
+sweep of the horses as they skim the naked earth in the distance.
+
+I missed also the superfluity of jockeying which delays and enhances
+the thrill of the start with us, and I thought the English were not so
+scrupulous about an even start as we are. But, above all, I missed the
+shining faces and the gleaming eyes of the black jockeys, who lend so
+much gayety to our scene, where they seem born to it, if not of it. The
+crowd thickened in English bloom and bulk, which is always fine to see,
+and bubbled over with the babble of multitudinous voices, crossed with
+the shouts of the book-makers. Having failed to enter any bets with the
+book-makers of The Pavement in York, I did not care to make them here.
+With all my passion for racing, I never know or care which horse wins;
+but I tried to enter into the joy of a diffident young fellow near me at
+the Grand Stand rail, who was so proud of having guessed as winner the
+horse next to the winner at the first race; it was coming pretty
+close. By the end of the third race he had softened into something like
+confidence toward me; certainly into conversability; such was the effect
+of my being a dead-game sport, or looking it. But how account for the
+trustfulness of the young woman on my other hand who wore her gold watch
+outside her dress, and who turned to the elderly stranger for sympathy
+in a certain supreme moment? This was when the crowd below crumpled
+suddenly together like the crushing of paper and the sense of something
+tragically mysterious in the distance clarified itself as the death of
+one of the horses. It had dropped from heart-break in its tracks, as if
+shot, and presently a string of young men and boys came dragging to some
+_spoliarium_ the long, slender body of the pretty creature over the turf
+which its hoofs had beaten a moment before. Then it was that the girl,
+with the watch on her breast, turned and asked, "Isn't it sad?"
+
+[Illustration: FINCHALE PRIORY]
+
+
+IV
+
+She was probably not the daughter of a hundred earls, but there must
+have been some such far-descended fair among the ladies who showed
+themselves from time to time in the royal paddock across a little space
+from our Grand Stand. The enclosure has no doubt a more technical
+name, which I would call it by if I knew it, for I do not wish to be
+irreverent; but paddock is very sporty, and it must serve my occasion.
+The King never showed himself there at all, though much craned round for
+and eagerly expected. But ladies and gentlemen moved about in the close,
+and stood and talked together; very tall people, very easily straight
+and well set up, very handsome, and very amiable-looking; they may have
+been really kind and good, or they may have looked so to please the
+King and keep his spirits up. I did not then, but I do now, realize that
+these were courtiers, such as one has always read of, and were of very
+historical quality in their attendance on the monarch. I trust it will
+not take from the dignity of the fact if I note that several of the
+courtiers wore derby hats, and one was in a sack coat and a topper. I
+am not sure what the fairer reader will think if I tell that one of the
+ladies had on a dress with a white body and crimson skirt and sleeves,
+and a vast black picture-hat, and wore it with a charming air of
+authority.
+
+The weather, in the excitement of the races, had not known whether it
+was raining or not, but we feared its absent-mindedness, and at the end
+of the third race we went away. It is not well to trust an English day
+too far; this had begun with brilliant sunshine, but it dimmed as it
+wore on, and we could not know that it was keeping for us the surprise
+of a very refined sunset. My memory does not serve as to just how we had
+got out to the race-ground; I think, from our being set down at the very
+gate, that it was by hansom or by fly; but now we promised ourselves to
+walk back to town. We did not actually do so; we went back most of the
+way by tram; but we were the firmer about walking at the outset, because
+we presently found ourselves in a lane of gypsy tents, where there was
+an alluring sight and smell of frying fish and potatoes. In the midst of
+the refection, you could have your fortune told, very favorably, for a
+very little money. All up and down this happy avenue there went girls of
+several dozen sizes and ages, crying a particular kind of taffy, proper
+to the day and place, and never to be had on any other day in any other
+place.
+
+We had an hour before train-time, and we thought we would go and see
+the Parish Church of Doncaster, which we had read was worth seeing.
+Our belief was confirmed by a group of disappointed ladies in the
+churchyard, who said it was a most beautiful church inside, but that
+they had not seen it because it was shut. We proved the fact by trying
+the door, and then we came away consoling ourselves with the scoff that
+it was probably closed for the races. At the bookseller's, where we
+stopped to buy some photographs of the interior of the church we had not
+seen, we lamented our disappointment, and the salesman said, "Perhaps
+it was closed for the races." So our joke seemed to turn earnest, and on
+reflection it did not surprise us in that England of close-knit unities
+where people and prince are of one texture in their pleasures and
+devotions, and the Church is hardly more national than the Turf.
+
+
+V
+
+At Durham, which was my next excursion from York, I cannot claim,
+therefore, that my mission was more serious because it almost solely
+concerned the Church, or that it was more frivolous at Doncaster, where
+it almost solely concerned the Turf. My train started in a fine mist
+that turned to sun, but not before it had shown me with the local color,
+which a gray light lends everything, a pack of hounds crossing a field
+near the track with two huntsmen at their heels. They were not chasing,
+but running leisurely, and with their flower-like, loose spread over the
+green, and the pink-coated hunters on their brown mounts, they afforded
+a picture as vivid and of as perfect semblance to all my visions of
+fox-hunting as I could have asked. I had been hoping that I might see
+something of the famous sport, almost as English as the Church or the
+Turf, and there, suddenly and all unexpectedly, the sight fully and
+satisfyingly was. Now, indeed, I felt that my impression of English
+society was complete, and that I might go home and write novels of
+English high life, and do something to redeem myself a little from the
+disgrace I had fallen into with my fellow-plebeians by always writing
+of common Americans, like themselves, and never _grandes dames_ or ideal
+persons, or people in the best society.
+
+But I did not want to go home at once, or turn back from going to Durham
+through that pleasant landscape, where the mist hung between the trees
+which seemed themselves only heavier bulks of mist. The wheat in some
+of the fields was still uncut, and in others, where it had been gathered
+into sheaves, the rooks by hundreds were noisily gleaning in the track
+of the reapers. From this conventionally English keeping, I passed
+suddenly to the sight of the gaunt, dry, gravelly bed of a wide river,
+such as I had known in Central Italy, or the Middle West at home; and I
+realized once again that England is no island of one simple complexion,
+but is a condensed continent, with all continental varieties of feature
+in it. You must cover thousands and thousands of miles in our tedious
+lengths and breadths for the beauties and sublimities of scenery which
+you shall gather from fewer hundreds in England; I have no doubt they
+have even volcanoes there, but I did not see any, probably because the
+English are so reticent, and hate to make a display of any sort.
+
+
+VI
+
+It is because they are so, or possibly because of my ignorance, that I
+did not know or at all imagine how magnificent the Cathedral of Durham
+is, or what a matchless seat it has on the bluffs of the river, with
+depths of woods below its front, tossing in the rich chill of the
+September wind. As it takes flight for the heavens, to which its
+business is to invite the thought, it seems to carry the earth with it,
+for if you climb those noble heights, you find your feet still on the
+ground, in a most stately space of open level between the cathedral and
+its neighbor castle, which alone could be worthy of its high company.
+
+The castle is Tudor, but the cathedral is beyond all other English
+cathedrals, I believe, Norman, though to the naked eye it looks so
+Gothic, and probably is. Here I will leave the reader with any pictures
+or memories of it which he happens to have, for I have always held it
+a sin to try describing architecture, or if not a sin, a bore. What
+chiefly remains to me of my impression of Durham Cathedral is,
+strangely enough, an objection: I did not like those decorated pillars,
+alternating with the clustered columns of the interior, and I do not
+suppose I ever shall: the spiral furrows, the zigzag and lozenge figures
+chiselled in their surfaces, weakened them to the eye and seemed to
+trifle with their proud bulk.
+
+But to the castle of Durham I have no objection whatever. I should like
+to live in it, as I should in all other Tudor houses, great or small,
+that I saw, where, as I am constantly saying, a high ideal of comfort
+is realized. It is almost as nobly placed as the cathedral, and it is
+approached by a very stately courtyard, of like spacious effect with the
+cathedral piazza. Inside it there is a kitchen of the sixteenth century,
+with a company of neat serving-maids, too comely and young to be,
+perhaps, of the same period, that gives the tourist a high sense of the
+luxury in which the Bishop of Durham and the Judges of the Assize Courts
+live when they are residents in the castle. One sees their apartments,
+dim and rich, and darkly furnished, but not gloomily, both where they
+sleep and where they eat, and flatteringly envies them in a willingness
+for the moment to be a judge or a bishop for the sake of such a fit
+setting. There is also a fine crypt, with a fine dining-hall and a black
+staircase of ancient oak, and a gallery with classic busts, and other
+pictures worthy of wonder, let alone a history from the time of William
+the Conqueror, who first fancied a castle where it stands, down to the
+present day. The memory of such successive guests as the Empress Matilda
+and Henry II. her son, King John, Henry III., Edwards I., II., and III.,
+Queen Philippa, Henry VI., and James I., and Charles I., and Edward
+VII., abides in the guidebook, and may be summoned from its page to
+the chambers of the beautiful old place by any traveller intending
+impressions for literary use from a medieval environment in perfect
+repair.
+
+
+VII
+
+One must be hard to satisfy if one is not satisfied with Durham Castle,
+and its interior contented me as fully as the exterior of the Cathedral.
+I went a walk, after leaving the castle, for a further feast of the
+Cathedral from the paths along the shelving banks of the beautiful
+Weare. There, at a certain point, I met a studious-looking gentleman who
+I am sure must have been a professor of Durham University hard by; and
+I asked him, with due entreaty for pardon, "What river was that." He
+quelled the surprise he must have felt at my ignorance and answered
+gently, "The Weare." "Ah, to be sure! The Weare," I said, and thanked
+him, and longed for more talk with him, but felt myself so unworthy that
+I had not the face to prompt him further. He passed, and then I met a
+man much more of my own kind, if not probably so little informed. That
+rich, chill gale was still tossing and buffeting the tree tops, and he
+made occasion of this to say, "This is a cold wynd a-blowin', Mister."
+"It is, rather," I assented. "I was think-in'," he observed from an
+apparent generalization, "that I wished I was at home." Then he suddenly
+added, "Help a poor man!" I was not wholly surprised at the climax,
+and I offered him, provisionally, a penny. "Will that do?" He hesitated
+perceptibly; then he allowed, with a subtle reluctance, "Yes, that'll
+do," and so passed on to satisfy, I hope, the wish he thought he had.
+
+[Illustration: DURHAM CATHEDRAL--ITS MATCHLESS SEAT ON THE BLUFFS OF THE
+RIVER]
+
+I pursued my own course, as far as the bridge which spans the Weare near
+a most picturesque mill, and then I stopped a kindly-looking workman
+and asked him whether he thought I could find a fly or cab anywhere near
+that would take me into the town. He answered, briefly but consistently
+with his looks, "Ah doot," and as he owned that it was a long way to
+town, I let his doubt decide me to go back to the station.
+
+I felt that I ought to have driven from there into the town, and seen
+it, and taken to York a later train than the one I had in mind. In the
+depravity induced by my neglect of this plain duty, I went, with my
+third class return ticket conscious in my pocket, into the first class
+refreshment room, and had tea there, as if I had been gentry at the very
+least, and possibly nobility. Then, having a good deal of time still
+on my hands, I loitered over the book-stall of the station, and stole a
+passage of conversation with a kindly clergyman whom I found looking at
+the pretty shilling editions filling the cases. I said, How nice it was
+to have Hazlitt in that green cloth; and he said, Yes, but he held for
+Gibbon in leather; and just then his train came in and he ran off to
+it, and left me to my guilt in not having gone to see Durham. It was now
+twilight, and too late; but there the charming old town still is, and
+will long remain, I hope, with its many memories of war and peace, for
+whoever will visit it. Certainly there had been no lack of adventures in
+my ample hour. It was as charming to weave my conjectures, about the
+two gentlemen with whom I had so barely spoken, as to have carried
+my acquaintance with them further, and I cannot see how it would have
+profited me to know more even of that fellow-man who, in the cold wynd
+a-blowing, had just been thinking he wished he was at home.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE MOTHER OF THE AMERICAN ATHENS
+
+
+It was fit that on our way to Boston we should pause in passing through
+Cambridge. That was quite as we should have done at home, and I can only
+wish now that we had paused longer, though every moment that kept us
+from Boston, if it had been anywhere but in England, would have been a
+loss. There, it was all gain, and all joy, the gay September 24th
+that we went this divine journey. My companion was that companionable
+archaeologist who had guided my steps in search of the American origins
+in London, and who was now to help me follow the Pilgrim Fathers over
+the ground where they sojourned when they were only the Pilgrim Sons.
+At divers places on the way, after we left London, he pointed out some
+scene associated with American saints or heroes. We traversed the region
+that George William Curtis' people came from, hard by Roxburgh, and
+Eliot's, the Apostle to the Indians; again we skirted the Ralph Waldo
+Emerson country, with its big market town of Bishop's Stortford; and
+beyond Ely, where we stopped for the Cathedral and a luncheon, not
+unworthy of it, at the station, he startled me from a pleasant drowse I
+had fallen into in our railway carriage, with the cry: "There! That is
+where Captain John Smith was born." "Where? Where?" I implored too late,
+looking round the compartment everywhere. "Back where those chickens
+were."
+
+
+I
+
+That was the nearest I came to seeing one of the most famous Virginian
+origins. But you cannot see everything in England; there are too many
+things; and if the truth must be known I cared more for the natural
+features than the historical facts of the landscape. The country was
+flat, and a raw green, as it should be in that raw air, under that
+dun sky, with sheep hardily biting the short tough pasturage under the
+imbrowning oaks and elms, and the olive-graying willows, beside the
+full, still streams scarce wetter than the ground they dreamed through.
+
+We did not reach Boston until six o'clock, when the day was already
+waning, and the Stump of St. Botolph's Church stood dim against the sky.
+It was a long drive through the suburban streets from the station to the
+hotel, which we found full, and which with its crazy floors touched the
+fancy as full of something besides guests. But it was well for us so,
+because across the market-place, which forms the chief public square
+of Boston, was a far better hotel, where we were welcomed to the
+old-fashioned ideal of the English inn, such as I did not so nearly
+realize anywhere else. The ideal was a little impaired by the electric
+light in our bedrooms, but it was not a very brilliant electric light,
+and there was a damp cold in the corridors which allowed no doubt of its
+genuineness. In the dining-room, which was also the reading-room, there
+was an admirable image of a fire in the grate, and a prevailing warmth
+and brightness which cheered the heart of exile. When we presently had
+dinner, specialized for us by certain differences from that of two other
+travellers, there seemed nothing more to ask, except the conversation of
+our companions, and this we duly had, quite as if we were four wayfarers
+met there in a book. One of these gentlemen proved a solicitor from
+Bath, and that made me feel more at home, knowing and loving Bath as I
+did. It did not matter that in trying for some mutual acquaintance
+there we failed; our good-will was everything; and the solicitor was
+intelligent and agreeable. The other gentleman, tall, dark, of urbane
+stateliness, was something more, in the touch of Oriental suavity
+which, more than his nose, betrayed him; and it appeared, in delightful
+suggestion of the old-time commercial intimacy of the Dutch and English
+coasts, that he was from Holland, and next morning at breakfast he
+developed a large valise, which I now think held samples. If he was a
+Dutch Jew, he was probably a Spanish Jew by descent, and what will the
+difficult reader have more, in the materials for his romance? Did we
+gather about the grate after we had done dinner, and each tell the
+story of his life, or at least the most remarkable thing that had ever
+happened to him?
+
+[Illustration: THE "STUMP" OF ST. BOTOLPH'S CHURCH AGAINST THE SKY]
+
+I cannot say, but I remember that my friend and I, in my instant hunger
+for Boston, which was greater than my hunger for dinner, set forth while
+the meal was preparing, and visited the Church of St. Botolph. To reach
+it we had to pass through the greater length of the market-place, one
+of the most picturesque in England, and the worthy ancestress of
+Faneuil Hall and Quincy market-places, which are the most picturesque in
+America. At one side of its triangle is the birthplace and dwelling
+of Jean Ingelow, and at the point nearest the church is the statue of
+Herbert Ingram, the less famous but more locally recognized Bostonian,
+who founded the _Illustrated London News_ with the money he made by the
+invention and sale of Old Parr's Pills. He was thrice sent to Parliament
+from his native town, and he related it to America, after two centuries,
+by drowning in Lake Michigan. "R. N.," the otherwise anonymous author of
+a very intelligent and agreeable _Handbook of Boston_, relates that in
+his first canvass for Parliament Ingram was opposed by a gentleman who,
+when he asked the voices of the voters, after the old English fashion,
+was told by four of them in succession that they were promised "to their
+cousin Ingram," and who thereupon declared that if he had known Ingram
+"was cousin to the whole town" he would, never have stood against him.
+Like the Bostonians of Massachusetts, the Bostonians of Lincolnshire
+were in fact closely knit together by ties of kinship, owing, "R. N."
+believes, to the isolation of Boston before the draining of its fens,
+and not to their conviction that there were no outsiders worthy to mate
+with them.
+
+
+II
+
+The house where the martyrologist John Fox first saw the light was
+replaced long ago by a famous old inn, pulled down in its turn; but the
+many and many Americans who visit Boston may still visit the house where
+Jean Ingelow was born. Whether they may see more than the outside of it
+I do not know from experiment or even inquiry. "R. N." will say nothing
+of her but that she was born, and that her father was a banker; perhaps
+he thinks that she has spoken sufficiently for herself.
+
+[Illustration: THE WORTHY ANCESTRESS OF FANEUIL HALL AND QUINCY
+MARKET-PLACES]
+
+The air of the market-place, as we crossed to the church, was of a
+pleasant bleakness, and the Witham was coldly washing under the wall
+which keeps St. Botolph from it. In the dimness we could have only a
+conjecture of the church's outward beauty, and of the grandeur of the
+tower climbing into the evening, where it has hailed so many myriads
+of moving ships, and beckoned them to safety. But within, where it was
+already night, the church was cheerfully luminous with Welsbach lights,
+which showed it all wreathed and garlanded for a harvest festival,
+began the day before, and to be concluded now with some fit religious
+observance. The blossoms and leaves were a little wilted and withered,
+but the fruits and vegetables were there in sturdy endurance, and
+together they swathed the pulpit from which John Cotton used to preach,
+and all but hid its structure from view, like flowers of rhetoric
+softening some hard doctrine.
+
+Apparently, however, Cotton's doctrine was not anywise too hard, or
+even hard enough, for such "a factious people, who were imbued with the
+Puritan spirit," as he found in Boston, when he was first elected vicar
+of St. Botolph's; and it was not till Archbishop Laud's ecclesiastical
+tyrannies began that he came to see "the Sin of Conformity" and to
+preach resistance. His conflict with the authorities went so far that
+exile to another Boston in another hemisphere became his only hope.
+Or, as Lord Dorset intimated, "if he had been guilty of drunkenness,
+uncleanness, or any lesser fault, he could have obtained his pardon,
+but as he was guilty of Puritanism, and Non-conformity, the crime was
+non-pardonable; and therefore he advised him to flee for his safety."
+
+The Cotton Chapel, so called, was restored mainly with moneys received
+from Cotton's posterity, lineal or lateral, in his city of refuge
+overseas, and "the corbels that support the timbered ceiling are carved
+with the arms of certain of the early colonists of New England." Edward
+Everett, one of Cotton's descendants, wrote the dedicatory inscription
+in Latin, which "R. N." has Englished in verse, and I am the more
+scrupulous to quote it, because, as I must own with my usual reluctant
+honesty, I quite missed seeing the Cotton Chapel.
+
+ That here John Cotton's memory may survive
+ Where for so long he labored when alive,
+ In James' reign and Charles', ere it ceased--
+ A grave, skilled, learned, earnest parish-priest;
+ Till from the strife that tossed the Church of God
+ He in a new world sought a new abode,
+ To a new England, a new Boston came,
+ (That took, to honor him, that reverend name)
+ Fed the first flock of Christ that gathered there--
+ Till death deprived it of its shepherd's care--
+ There well resolved all doubts of mind perplext,
+ Whether with cares of this world or the next;
+ Two centuries five lustra from the year
+ That saw the exile leave his labors here,
+ His family, his townsmen, with delight--
+ (Whom to the task their English kin invite)--
+ To the fair fane he served so well of yore,
+ His name, in two worlds honored, thus restore,
+ This chapel renovate, this tablet place,
+ In this, the year of man's recovered Grace,
+ 1855.
+
+
+III
+
+I missed most of the other memorable things in the church that night,
+but I saw fleetingly some of the beautiful tombs for which it is famous;
+the effigies of the dead lay in their niches, quietly, as if already
+tucked away for the night, in the secular sleep of the dust beneath. The
+tombs were more famous than they, and more beautiful, if the faces of
+some were true likenesses, but after so many centuries one ought not to
+require even women to be pretty.
+
+[Illustration: THE RIVER AT EVENING]
+
+We had not begun to have enough of Boston yet, and after dinner we went
+a long walk up the Witham, away from the parapet before the church,
+under which its deep tides are always washing to and fro. In the
+dimness, after we had got a little to the outskirts of the town, there
+seemed shipyards along the river's course, but at one place there was
+a large building brilliantly lighted, which from certain effects at the
+windows we decided to be a printing-office on the scale of those in and
+near our own Boston. What was our shame and grief the next morning
+to find it was a cigar factory, and to learn that cigar and cigarette
+making was almost the chief industry of the mother Boston. There are
+really two large tobacco factories there running overtime, and always
+advertising for more women and girls to do their work; and in our
+Boston, not so long ago, smoking in the street was forbidden! Such are
+the ironies of life.
+
+What the shipyards had turned into by daylight, I do not now remember.
+The Witham had turned into a long, deep gash, cut down into the clay
+twenty feet from the level of the flood tides. We crossed on a penny
+ferry which the current pushed over in the manner of the earliest
+ferries, near the tobacco factory, and came back into the heart of the
+town through streets of low stone houses, with few buildings of note to
+dignify their course. Small craft lay along the steep muddy shores, and
+at one place a little excursion steamer was waiting for the tide to
+come in and float it for the fulfilment of its promise of sailing at ten
+o'clock. We idly longed to make its voyage with it, and if the chance
+were offering now, I certainly should not forego it as I did then. But
+when you are in a foreign place, no matter how much you have travelled
+and how well you know that it will not offer soon again, you reject the
+most smiling chance because you think you can take it any time.
+
+The morning was soft and warm, with a sun shining amiably on the rather
+commonplace old town. I had risen betimes that I might go and get
+a Spanish melon for my breakfast, but at eight o'clock I found the
+fruiterer's locked and barred against me. I lingered and hungered for
+the melons which I saw in his window, and then I tried other fruiterers,
+but none of them was stirring yet. I reflected how different it would
+have been in our own Boston; and if it had not been for the market
+people coming into the square and beginning to dress their stalls with
+vegetables, and fish, and native fruits, such as hard pears and knotty
+apples, I do not know how ill I might have come away thinking of that
+idle mother Boston. In other squares there were cattle for sale later,
+and fish, but I cannot in even my present leniency claim that the
+markets were open at the hour which the genteeler commerce of the place
+found so indiscreet. They were irregular spaces of a form in keeping
+with the general shambling and shapeless character of the town, which,
+once for all, I must own was not an impressive place.
+
+The best thing in it, and the thing you are always coming back to,
+is the beautiful church, to which we paid a second visit early in the
+forenoon. We found it where we left it the night before, lifting its
+tower from the brink of the Witham, and looking far out over the flat
+land to a sea no flatter. The land seems indeed, like so much English
+coast, merely the sea come ashore, and turned into fens for the greater
+convenience of the fishermen, whom, with the deeper sea sailors, we
+saw about the town, lounging through the crooked streets, and hanging
+bare-armed upon the parapets of the bridges. Now we found the church
+had about its foot a population of Bostonians for whom, under their flat
+gravestones, it had been chiming the quarters from its mellow-throated
+bells, while the Bostonians on our side had been hustling for liberty,
+and money, and culture, and all the good things of this world, and
+getting them in a measure that would astonish their namesakes. Within
+the church we saw again the beautiful tombs of the night before, and
+others like them, and again we saw the pulpit of John Cotton, which we
+could make out a little better than at first, because its garlands were
+a little more withered and shrunken away. But better than either we
+realized the perfection of the church interior as a whole, so ample, so
+simple, such a comfortable and just sufficient eyeful.
+
+
+IV
+
+From other interests in St. Botolph's you somehow keep always, or
+finally, coming to the Stump, as the tower is called somewhat in the
+humor of our Boston. It is not so fair within as without; that could
+not be in the nature of things; and yet the interior of the tower has a
+claim upon the spectator's wonder, if not his admiration, which, so far
+as I know, the interior of no other tower has. It is all treated as a
+loftier room of the church, and its ceiling, a hundred and fifty feet
+from the ground, is elaborately and allegorically groined. The work was
+done when the whole church was restored about half a century ago, and
+has not the claim of medieval whim upon the fancy. Not so much pleasure
+as he might wish mingles with the marvel of the beholder, who carries a
+crick in the neck away from the sight, and yet once, but not more, in a
+way, it is worth while to have had the sight. Certainly this treatment
+of the tower is unique; there is nothing to compare with it in Boston,
+Massachusetts, and cannot be even when the interior of the Old South is
+groined.
+
+When we came out of the church, we found the weather amusing itself
+as usual in England, raining with wind, then blowing without rain, and
+presently, but by no means decisively, sunning without either wind or
+rain. The conditions were favorable to a further exploration of the
+town, which seemed to have a passion for old cannon, and for sticking
+them about in all sorts of odd nooks and corners. We found one smaller
+piece over a gateway, which we were forbidden by a sign-board to enter
+on pain of prosecution for trespassing. There was nothing else to
+prevent our entering, and we went in, to find ourselves in an alley with
+nothing but a Gypsy van in it. Nothing but a Gypsy van! As if that were
+not the potentiality of all manner of wild romance! Whether the alley
+belonged to Gypsies, or the Gypsies had trespassed by leaving their van
+in it, I shall now probably never know, but I commend the inquiry to any
+reader of mine whom these pages shall inspire to repeat our pilgrimage.
+
+[Illustration: LIFTING ITS TOWER FROM THE BRINK OF THE WITHAM]
+
+There was no great token of genteel life in Boston, so far as we saw it,
+but perhaps we did not look in the right places. There were good shops,
+but not fine or large ones, and I am able to report of the intellectual
+status that there are three weekly newspapers, but no dailies, which
+could not be the case in any American town of fourteen thousand people.
+Concerning society, I can only say that in our wanderings we came at one
+point on a vast, high-walled, iron-gated garden, which looked as if it
+might have society beyond it, but not being positively forbidden we did
+not penetrate it. We did indeed visit the ancient grammar-school, one
+of those foundations which in England were meant originally for the poor
+deserving of scholarship, but which have nearly all lapsed to the more
+deserving rich, careful of the contamination of the lower classes.
+Being out of term the school was closed to its pupils, but we found
+a contractor there removing the old stoves and putting in a system of
+hot-water heating, which he said was better fitted to resist the cold
+of the Boston winters. He was not a very conversable man, but so much we
+screwed out of him, with the added fact that the tuition of that school
+was no longer free. It came to some five guineas a year, no great sum,
+but perhaps sufficient to keep the school, with the other influences,
+select enough for the patronage to which it had fallen. It was a
+pleasant place, with a playground before it, which in the course of
+generations there must have been a good deal of schoolboy fun got out
+of.
+
+
+V
+
+There remained for us now only the Guildhall to visit, and we had left
+that to the last because it was the thing that had mostly brought us
+to Boston. It was the scene of the trial and imprisonment of those poor
+people of the region roundabout who were trying to escape from their
+"dread lord," James the First, and were arrested for this crime, and
+brought to answer for it before the magistrates of the town. Their dread
+lord had then lately met some ministers of their faith at Hampton Court,
+and there browbeaten, if not beaten, them in argument, so that he was in
+no humor to let, these people, who afterward became the Pilgrim Fathers,
+get away to Holland, where there was no dread lord, or at least none of
+King James' thinking.
+
+But no words can be so good to tell of all this as the words of Governor
+Bradford in his _Historie of Plymouth Plantation_, where he says that
+"ther was a large companie of them purposed to get passage at Boston in
+Lincolnshire, and for that end had hired a shipe wholy to them selves, &
+made agreement with the maister to be ready at a certaine day, and take
+them and their goods in, at a conveniente place, wher they accordingly
+would all attende in readiness. So after long waiting, & large expences,
+though he kepte not day with them, yet he came at length & tooke them
+in, in the night. But when he had them & their goods abord, he betrayed
+them, haveing before hand complotted with the serchers & other officers
+so to doe; who tooke them, and put them into open boats, & ther rifled
+and ransaked them, searching them to their shirts for money, yea even
+the women furder then became modestie; and then caried them back into
+the towne, & made them a spectakle & wonder to the multitude, which
+came flocking on all sides to behould them. Being thus first, by the
+catchpoule officer, rifled, & stripte of their money, books, and much
+other goods, they were presented to the magistrates, and messengers
+sente to informe the lords of the Counsell of them; and so they were
+comited to ward. Indeed the magistrats used them courteously, and shewed
+them what favour they could; but could not deliver them till order
+came from the Counsell-table. But the issue was that after a months
+imprisonmente, the greatest parte were dismiste, & sent to the places
+from whence they came; but 7. of the principall were still kept in
+prison, and bound over to the Assises."
+
+My excellent "R. N." of the _Handbook of Boston_ is anxious to have his
+reader, as I in turn am anxious to have mine, distinguish between these
+future Pilgrim Fathers and the gentlemen and scholars who later founded
+Boston in Massachusetts Bay, and called its name after that of the town
+they had dwelt in or often visited before they left the handsome keeping
+of the gentler life of Lincolnshire. Such were Richard Bellingham,
+Edmund Quincy, Thomas Leverett, John Cotton, Samuel Whiting, and
+others, known to our colonial and national history. Not even Bradford
+or Brewster, afterward dignified figures in Plymouth colony, were of the
+humble band, men, women, and children, that the officers of Boston took
+from their vessel. "Pathetic but splendid figures," my brave "R. N."
+calls them, and he tells how, after a month's jail, they were "sent home
+broken men, to endure the scoffs of their neighbors and the rigors of
+ecclesiastical discipline."
+
+
+VI
+
+The dungeons which remain to witness of their hardships in Boston are of
+thick-walled, iron-grated stone, and the captives were fed on bread
+and water within smell of the roasting and broiling of the Guildhall
+kitchens immediately beside them. I will not conjecture with "R. N."
+that they were put there "by a refinement of cruelty," so that they
+might suffer the more in that vicinage. "The magistrates" who had "used
+them courteously and shewed them what favour they could," would not have
+willed that; but perhaps "the Counsell-table" did; and it was certainly
+a hardship that the dungeons and the kitchens were so close together, as
+any man may see at this day. Neither the dungeons nor the kitchens are
+any longer used; the spits and grates are rusted where the fires blazed,
+and the cells where the Pilgrims suffered are now full of large earthen
+jars. For no other or better reason, the large open spaces of the
+basement outside of them were scattered about with agricultural
+implements, ploughs, harrows, and the like. It was the belief of my
+companion, founded on I know not what fact, that the hall in which the
+Pilgrims were tried was a large upper chamber which we found occupied by
+a boys' school. The door stood partly ajar, and we could see the master
+within walking up and down before some twenty boys, as if waiting for
+one of them to answer some question he had put them. Perhaps it was a
+question of local history, for none of them seemed able to answer it;
+presently when a boy came out on some errand, and we stopped him, and
+asked him where it was the Pilgrims had been tried, he did not know,
+and apparently he had never heard of the Pilgrims. He was a very
+nice-looking boy, and otherwise not unintelligent; certainly he was
+well-mannered, as nice-looking English boys are apt to be with their
+elders; perhaps he had heard too much of the Pilgrims, and had purposely
+forgotten them. This might very well have happened in a place like
+Boston where such hordes of Americans are coming every year, and asking
+so many hard questions concerning an incident of local history not
+wholly creditable to the place. He could justly have said that the same
+or worse might have happened to the Pilgrims anywhere else in England,
+under the dread lord there then was, and in fact something of the same
+hardship did befall them afterward at the place a little northeast of
+Boston, which we were now to visit for their piteous sake.
+
+"The nexte spring after," as Bradford continues the narrative of their
+sorrows, "ther was another attempte made by some of these & others, to
+get over at an other place. And so it fell out, that they light of a
+Dutchman at Hull, having a ship of his owne belonging to Zealand; they
+made agreements with him, and acquainted him with their condition,
+hoping to find more faithfullnes in him, then in the former of their
+owne nation. He bad them not fear, for he would doe well enough. He
+was by appointment to take them in betweene Grimsbe & Hull, where was
+a large comone a good way distante from any towne. Now against the
+prefixed time, the women & children, with the goods, were sent to the
+place in a small barke, which they had hired for that end; and the men
+were to meete them by land. But it so fell out, that they were ther a
+day before the shipe came, and the sea being rough, and the women very
+sicke, prevailed with the seamen to put into a creeke hardby, wher they
+lay on ground at lowwater. The nexte morning the shipe came, but they
+were fast, & could not stir till about noone. In the mean time, the
+shipe maister, perceiveing how the matter was, sente his boate to be
+getting the men abord whom he saw ready, walking aboute the shore. But
+after the first boat full was gott abord, & she was ready to goe for
+more, the Mr. espied a greate company, both horse & foote, with bills,
+& gunes, & other weapons; for the countrie was raised to take them. The
+Dutchman seeing this swore his countries oath, 'sacremente,' and having
+the wind faire, waiged his Ancor, hoysed sayles, & away. But the poore
+men which were gott abord, were in great distress for their wives and
+children, which they saw thus to be taken, and were left destitute of
+their helps; and them selves also, not having a cloath to shifte them
+with, more then they had on their baks, & some scarce a peney aboute
+them, all they had being abord the barke. It drew tears from their
+eyes, and any thing they had they would have given to have been a shore
+againe; but all in vaine, ther was no remedy, they must thus sadly part.
+The rest of the men there were in greatest danger, made shift to escape
+away before the troope could surprise them: those only staying that best
+might, to be assistante unto the women. But pitifull it was to see the
+heavie case of these poore women in this distress: what weeping & crying
+on every side, some for their husbands, that were carried away in the
+ship as is before related; others not knowing what should become of
+them, & their little ones; others again melted in teares, seeing their
+poore little ones hanging aboute them, crying for feare, and quaking
+with could. Being thus aprehanded, they hurried from one place to
+another, and from one justice to another, till in the ende they knew not
+what to doe with them; for to imprison so many women & innocent children
+for no other cause (many of them) but that they must goo with their
+husbands, seemed to be unreasonable and all would crie out of them;
+and to send them home againe was as difficult, for they aleged, as the
+trueth was, they had no homes to goe to, for they had either sould, or
+otherwise disposed of their houses & livings. To be shorte, after they
+had been thus turmoyled a good while, and conveyed from one constable to
+another, they were glad to be ridd of them in the end upon any termes:
+for all were wearied & tired with them. Though in the mean time they
+(poore soules) indured miserie enough; and thus in the end necessitie
+forste a way for them."
+
+
+VII
+
+If there is any more touching incident in the history of man's
+inhumanity to man, I do not know it, or cannot now recall it; and it was
+to visit the scene of it near "Grimsbe," or Great Grimsby, as it is now
+called, that we set out, after viewing their prison in Boston, over wide
+plains, with flights of windmills alighted on them everywhere. Here and
+there one seemed to have had its wings clipped, and we were told by a
+brighter young fellow than we often had for a travelling companion
+that this was because steam had been put into it as a motive power more
+constant than wind, even on that wind-swept coast. There seems to have
+been nothing else, so far as my note-book witnesses, to take up our
+thoughts in the short run to Great Grimsby, and for all I know now I
+may have drowsed by many chicken-yards marking the birthplace of our
+discoverers and founders. We got to Great Grimsby in time for a very
+lamentable lunch in a hostelry near the station, kept, I think, for such
+"poore people" as the Pilgrims were, with stomachs not easily turned by
+smeary marble table-tops with a smeary maid having to take their orders,
+and her ineffective napkin in her hand. The honesty as well as the
+poverty of the place was attested, when, returning to recover a
+forgotten umbrella, we were met at the door by this good girl, who had
+left her bar to fetch it in anticipation of all question.
+
+At Great Grimsby, it seemed, there was no vehicle but a very exceptional
+kind of cab,--looking like a herdic turned wrongside fore, and unable
+to orient itself aright,--available for the long drive to that "large
+comone a good way distante from any towne," which we were to make, if
+we wished to visit the scene of the Pilgrims' sufferings in their second
+attempt to escape from their dread lord. In this strange equipage,
+therefore, we set out, and nine long miles we drove through a country
+which seemed to rise with increasing surprise at us and our turnout on
+each inquiry we made for the way from chance passers. Just beyond the
+suburbs of the town we entered the region of a vast, evil smell which
+we verified as that of the decaying fish spread upon the fields, for
+a fertilizer after they had missed their market in that great fishing
+centre. Otherwise the landscape was much the ordinary English landscape
+of the flatter parts, but wilder and rougher than in the south or west,
+and constantly growing more so as we drove on and on. Our cabman kept
+a good courage, as long as the highway showed signs of much travel,
+but when it began to falter away into a country road, he must have
+lost faith in our sanity, though he kept an effect of the conventional
+respect for his nominal betters which English cabmen never part with
+except in a dispute about fares and distances. We stayed him as well
+as we could with some grapes and pears, which we found we did not
+want after our lunch, and which we handed him up through his little
+trap-door, but a plaintive quaver grew into his voice, and he let his
+horse lag in the misgiving which it probably shared with him. Nothing
+of signal interest occurred in our progress except at one point, near
+a Methodist chapel, where we caught sight of a gayly painted blue van,
+lettered over with many texts and mottoes, which my friend explained
+as one of the vans intinerantly used by extreme Protestants of the Anne
+Askew persuasion to prevent the spread of Romanism in England.
+
+The signs of travel had not only ceased, but a little in front of us the
+way was barred by a gate, and beyond this gate there was nothing but a
+sort of savage pasture, with many red and brown cattle in it, gathered
+questioningly about the barrier, or lifting their heads indifferently
+from the grass. Just before we reached the gate we passed a peasant's
+cottage, where he was sociably getting in his winter's coal, and he and
+his wife and children, and the carter, all leaned upon whatever supports
+they found next them, and stared at the extraordinary apparition of two,
+I hope, personable strangers driving in a hansom of extreme type into a
+cow pasture. But we were not going to give ourselves away to their too
+probable ignorance by asking if that were the place where the Pilgrims
+who founded New England were first stopped from going to Holland.
+
+My friend dismounted, and opened the gate, and we drove in among the
+cattle, and after they had satisfied a peaceful curiosity concerning us,
+they went about their business of eating grass, and we strayed over "the
+large comone," and tried to imagine its looks nearly three hundred years
+before. They could not have been very different; the place could hardly
+have been much wilder, and there was the "creeke hardby wher they lay,"
+the hapless women and children, in their boat "at lowwater," while the
+evening came on, no doubt, just as it was doing with us, the weather
+clearing, and the sunset glassy and cold. Off yonder, away across the
+solitary moor, was the course of the Humber, marked for us by the trail
+of a steamer's smoke through the fringes of trees, and for them by the
+sail of the Dutchman, who, when he saw next day that "great company,
+both horse and foote, with bills and gunes, and other weapons," coming
+to harry those poor people, "swore his countries oath, 'sacremente,'
+and having the wind faire, waiged his ancor, hoysed sails, and away,"
+leaving those desolate women and their little ones lamenting.
+
+
+VIII
+
+On our way back we stopped at a little country church, so peaceful, so
+very peaceful, in the evening light, where it stood, withdrawn from the
+highway, Norman and Gothic without, and within all so sweet and bare
+and clean, that we could not believe in the old ecclesiasticism
+which persecuted the Puritans into the exile whither they carried the
+persecuting spirit with them. A pretty child, a little girl, opened the
+churchyard gate and held it for us to pass, and her gentleness made me
+the more question the history of those dreadful days in the past. When I
+saw a young lady, in the modern dress which I had so often lost my heart
+to at the Church Parade in Hyde Park, going up a leafy lane, toward the
+vicarage, from having been for tennis and afternoon tea at some pleasant
+home in the neighborhood, I denied the atrocious facts altogether. She
+had such a very charming hat on.
+
+The suburbs of Great Grimsby, after you reach them through that zone of
+bad smell, are rather attractive, and you get into long clean streets of
+small stone houses, like those of Plymouth or Southampton, and presently
+you reach the Humber, which is full of the steamers and sail, both
+fishing and deep sea, of the prosperous port, with great booms of
+sawlogs from Norway, half filling the channel, and with a fringe of tall
+chimneys from the sawmills along the shores. Great Grimsby is not only
+the centre of a vast distributing trade in coal and lumber, but of a
+still vaster trade in fish. It cuts one's pride, if one has believed
+that Gloucester, Massachusetts, is the greatest fishing port in the
+world, to learn that Grimsby, with a hundred more fishing sail, is only
+"_one_ of the principal fishing ports" of the United Kingdom. What can
+one do against those brutal British statistics? We think our towns grow
+like weeds, but London seems to grow half such a weed as Chicago in a
+single night.
+
+[Illustration: FISHING-SHIPS AT GREAT GRIMSBY]
+
+After we were got well into the town, we found ourselves part of an
+immense bicycle parade, with bicyclers of both sexes on their wheels, in
+masks and costumes, Pierrots, and Clowns, and Harlequins and Columbines,
+in a competition for the prettiest and fanciest dress.
+
+When we came to start from the station on our run to London, we
+reflected that there were a great many of these bicyclers, and that they
+would probably crowd us in our third-class compartment. So, as we had
+bought an excellent supper in baskets, such as they send you on the
+trains everywhere in England, and wished to eat it in quiet, we sought
+out the guard who was lurking near for the purpose, and bribed him to
+shut us into that compartment, and not let any one else in. There
+we remained in darkness, with our curtains drawn, and when, near
+train-time, the bicyclers began to swarm about the carriages, we heard
+them demanding admittance to our compartment from our faithful guard,
+if that is the right way to call him. He turned them away with soft
+answers, answers so very soft that we could not make out what he said,
+but he seemed to be inviting them into other compartments, which he
+doubtless pretended were better. The murmurs would die away, and then
+rise again, and from time to time we knew that a baffled bicycler was
+pulling at our door, or vainly bumping against it. We listened with our
+hearts in our mouths; but no one got in, and the train started, and we
+opened our baskets and began to eat and to drink, like two aristocrats
+or plutocrats. What made our inhuman behavior worse was that we were
+really nothing of the kind, but both professed friends of the common
+people. The story might show that when it comes to a question of
+selfishness men are all alike ready to profit by the unjust conditions.
+However, it must be remembered that those people were only bicyclers. If
+we could have conceived of them as masses we should have known them for
+brothers, and let them in, probably.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+ABERYSTWYTH, A WELSH WATERING-PLACE
+
+
+It is only some six or seven hours by train from London to Aberystwyth,
+but if you will look at the names on a map of the Cambrian railways,
+when you begin the Welsh part of your journey, you will seem to be in a
+stranger and farther country than that of Prester John. Pwllheli, Cerrig
+y Drudion, Gwerful Goch, Festiniog, Bryn Eglwys, Llanidloes, Maertwro,
+Carnedd Fibast, Clynog Fwr, Llan-y-Mawddwy Machynlleth, Duffws, are a
+few out of the hundred names in the hills or along the valleys, giving
+the near neighborhood of England an effect of more than mid-Asian
+remoteness. The eye starts at their look; but if the jaw aches at the
+thought of pronouncing them, it is our own wilful orthographical usage
+that is at fault; the words, whose sound the letters faithfully render,
+are music, and they largely record a Christian civilization which was
+centuries old when the Saxons came to drive the Britons into the western
+mountains and to call them strangers in the immemorial home of their
+race. The Britons of the Roman conquest, who became the Welsh of the
+baffled Saxon invaders, and are the Cymry of their own history and
+poetry, still stand five feet four in their stockings, where they have
+stood from the dawn of time, an inexpugnable host of dark little men,
+defying the Saeseneg in their unintelligible, imperishable speech.
+
+
+I
+
+Of course, except in the loneliest and farthest places, they speak
+English as well as Welsh; and they misplace their aspirates, which they
+lost under the Normans as the Saxons did. But this did not happen to
+them by conquest as it did to the Saxons; they were beguiled of their
+h's when they were cheated with a Welsh-born prince instead of the Welsh
+prince they were promised in the succession of their ancient lines.
+They had been devout Christians, after their manner, in the earliest
+centuries; as the prefix Llan, or Saint, everywhere testifies, the
+country abounded in saints, whose sons inherited their saintship; and
+at the Reformation they became Calvinists as unqualifiedly as their
+kindred, the Bretons, remained Catholics. They have characterized the
+English and Americans with their strong traits in a measure which can
+be dimly traced in the spread of their ten or twenty national names, and
+they have kept even with the most modern ideals quite to the verge of
+co-education in their colleges. It is a fact which no Welshman will
+deny that Cromwell was of Welsh blood. Shakespeare was unquestionably of
+Welsh origin. Henry VII. was that Welsh Twdwr (or Tudor, as the Saeseneg
+misspell it), who set aside the Plantagenet succession, and was the
+grandsire of "the great Elizabeth," not to boast of Bloody Mary or Henry
+VIII. But if these are not enough, there is the present Chancellor of
+the Exchequer, Mr. Lloyd-George, who is now the chief figure of the
+English cabinet.
+
+The bad name which their own half-countryman, Giraldus Cambrensis, gave
+the Welsh in the twelfth century, clings to them yet in the superstition
+of all Norman-minded and Saxon-minded men, so that the Englishman I met
+on the way from Edinburgh was doubtless speaking racially rather than
+personally when he said that the Welsh were the prize liars of the
+universe. I for my part heard no lies in Wales except those I told
+myself; but as I am of Welsh stock, perhaps my experience is not wholly
+refutive of that Englishman's position. I can only urge further the
+noted philological fact that the Welsh language is so full of imagery
+that it is almost impossible to express in it the brute veracities in
+which the English speech is so apt. Otherwise I should say that nowhere
+have I been used with a more immediate and constant sincerity than in
+Wales. The people were polite and they were almost always amiable, but
+in English, at least, they did not say the thing that was not; and their
+politeness was without the servile forms from lower to higher which
+rather weary one in England. They said "Yes," and "No," but as gently as
+if they had always added "Sir." If I have it on my conscience to except
+from my sweeping praise of sincerity the expressman at Aberystwyth who
+promised that our baggage should be at our lodgings in an hour, and did
+not bring it in five, I must add that we arrived on the last day of a
+great agricultural fair, when even the New York Transfer Company might
+have given a promise of more than wonted elasticity.
+
+
+II
+
+In the station of Aberystwyth there were about three or four thousand
+Welshmen of the national height, volubly waiting for the trains to bear
+them away to their farms and villages; but they made way most amiably
+for the dismounting travellers, who in our case were led through them by
+the most energetic porter I ever knew. They did not stare down upon us
+from the unseemly altitude of other national statures, and often during
+our stay I saw like crowds of civil men in the street markets who were
+no taller, and sometimes there were women who had not scaled the heights
+reached by our American girls. They would probably have competed fairly
+well with these in the courses of the colleges to which the Welsh send
+their daughters as well as their sons; but I will not pretend that the
+good looks of either the men or women was of the American average.
+I cannot even say that these contemporary ancient Britons had the
+advantage of the toothless English peasantry in the prompt dentistry
+which is our peculiar blessing. In Great Britain, though I must not say
+Ireland, for I have never been there, a few staggering incisors seem
+a formidable equipment of the jaw in lower-class middle life and even
+tender youth. The difference is a tremendous advantage which, if it does
+not make for the highest character in us, will doubtless stand us in
+good stead in any close with the well-toothed Japanese, and when we are
+beaten, our gold-fillings will go far to pay our indemnity.
+
+After all those thousands at the station had departed, there were still
+visitors enough left in Aberystwyth to distend the hotels uncomfortably;
+and the next morning we set out in the pursuit, always interesting and
+alluring, of lodgings. The town seemed to be pretty full of lodgings,
+but as it was the middle of August, and the very height of the season,
+they were full-up in dismaying measure. We found the only one not kept
+by a Welsh woman in the ostensible keeping of an Englishwoman, a veteran
+cockney landlady, but behind her tottering throne reigned a Welsh
+girl, under whose iron rule we fell as if we had been unworthy Saeseneg
+instead of Cymric-fetched Americans. We had rejected other lodgings
+because, though their keepers had promised to provision us, it always
+appeared that we must go out and do the marketing ourselves. I shall
+lastingly regret that we did not submit to this condition, for it would
+have been one of the best means of studying the local life. But we held
+out for the London custom, and before the Welsh Power, which has
+so often made itself felt behind English thrones, could intervene,
+compliance was promised. After that it remained for the Welsh Power to
+make our stay difficult, and our going easy.
+
+[Illustration: THE BEACH, ABERYSTWYTH]
+
+Otherwise the place was delightful; it was in almost the centre of the
+long curve of the Victoria Terrace, with windows that looked down upon
+the pebbly beach, and over the blue sea to the bluer stretch of the
+Pembrokeshire hills on the south, and the Carnarvonshire hills on the
+north, holding the lovely waters in their shadowy embrace. There was
+not much shipping, and what there was seemed of the pleasure sort that
+parties go down to the sea to be sick in. The long parade was filled
+at most hours with the English who make the place their resort; whose
+bathing began early in the morning and whose flirting continued far
+into the night, with forenoon and afternoon dawdling and dozing on the
+pebbles. At one end of the Terrace rose a prodigious headland, whose
+slope was scaled over with broken slate, like some mammoth heaving from
+the deep and showing an elephantine hide of bluish gray. At the other
+end was the Amusement Pier, with the co-educational college, which is
+part of the University of Wales, and with divers hotels. Somewhat behind
+and beyond were the ruins of one of those castles which the Normans
+planted with a mailed fist at every vantage in Wales, as their sole
+means of holding down the swarming, squirming, fighting little dark
+people of the country. Even then they could not do it, for the Welsh,
+often overrun, were never conquered, as they will tell you themselves if
+you ask them. But Wales is now perhaps the most peaceful country in the
+world. Its prisons for the most part stand empty (it is said), and the
+people, once so turbulent, are as little given to violence as to vice.
+In fact, I once heard a great Welsh scholar declare that in the old
+times it was not the true Welsh who kept up the fighting, either on the
+public or the private scale, but the Scotch and Irish who had found
+a home among them. In any case, it is true that after the Normans had
+planted their castles in Wales to hold the country, it was all they
+could do to hold the castles, and not till their enemies had imagined
+having the English King's son born in one of them did they bring the
+Welsh under the English crown at last. Even then that uncertain people
+broke from their allegiance now and again; or the Scotch and Irish among
+them did.
+
+
+III
+
+All sorts of sights and sounds might be expected on our Terrace, but
+that which especially warmed the heart of exile in us, and pleased the
+fancy of other sojourners was the appearance, one evening, of a stately
+band of tall men in evening dress and top-hats, with musical instruments
+in their grasp, and heads lifted high above their Welsh following. We
+called the Power behind the Throne to the window in our question and she
+gave a glad cry: "Oh, they're the Neegurs! They're the white Neegurs!"
+and at sight of our compatriotic faces at the pane, these beautiful
+giants took their stand before our house, and burst into the familiar
+music of the log-cabin, the stern-wheel steamboat, and the cornfield, as
+well as the ragtime melodies of later days. It was a rich moment, and
+I know not which joyed in it more, the Welsh Power or the American
+Sufferance.
+
+But here, before I go farther afield, I must note a main difference
+between the Welsh Power and the English slavey to whom she corresponded
+in calling and condition. She was so far educated as to know the
+pseudonym of the friend who came to see us, and to have read his
+writings in the _Welsh Gazette_, treating our proposed triumph in his
+distinction with the fine scorn she used for all our airs. If she had
+been an old-fashioned Yankee Help she could not have been more snubbing;
+but when we had been taught to know our place she was more tolerant, and
+finally took leave of us without rancor.
+
+The notion of the general Welsh education which her intelligence gave us
+was carried indefinitely farther by the grocer's boy to whom our friend
+presented me one evening, after he had been struggling to make me
+understand what an _englyn_ was. I am able now to explain that it is a
+polite stanza which the Welsh send with a present of fruit or flowers,
+or for a greeting upon any worthy occasion. It is rhymed, sometimes
+at both ends of the lines, and sometimes in the middle of them, and it
+presents all the difficulties of euphony which the indomitable Welsh
+glory in overcoming. But when my friend took me in hand, my ignorance
+was of so dense a surface that he could make no impression on it, and he
+said at last, "Let us go into this grocery. There's a boy here who will
+_show_ you what an englyn is," and after I was introduced the kind youth
+did so with pleasure, while he sold candles to one customer, soap to
+another, cheese to another, and herring to another. He first wrote the
+englyn in Welsh, and when I had sufficiently admired it in that tongue
+(for which no atavistic knowledge really served me), he said he would
+put it into English, and he did so. It was then not rhymed at both ends
+or in the middle, but it was rhymed quite enough, and if it had not the
+harp-like sweetness of the original, it was still such a musical stanza
+that I shall always be sorry to have lost it. What I can never lose
+the impression of is the wide-spread literary lore of the common Welsh
+people which the incident suggested. I could not fancy even a Boston
+grocer's boy doing the like; and perhaps this was an uncommon boy in
+Wales itself. He told me a good deal, which I have mainly forgotten,
+about the state of polite learning in his country and in what honor the
+living bards were held. It seems that in that rhyming and singing little
+land, the poets are still known as of old by their bardic names. As
+Jones, or Evans, or Edwards they have no fame beyond other men, but up
+and down all Wales they are celebrated as this bard or that, and are
+honored according to their poetic worth.
+
+
+IV
+
+After the appearance of the White Neegurs on the Terrace, I could hardly
+have expected any livelier appeal to my American pride, and yet it came,
+one day, when I learned that the line of carriages which I saw passing
+our windows were the vehicles bearing to some public function the
+members of the British Chautauqua. How far the name and idea of
+Chautauqua have since spread there is no saying, but it was the last
+of our national inventions which I should have expected to find in
+Aberystwyth, though Welsh culture was reasonably in its line, and the
+Eisteddfod was not out of keeping with the summer conferences held
+beside our lovely up-State lake. The British Chautauqua, as I saw it,
+was a group of people from all parts of the United Kingdom joined in the
+pursuit of improvement and enjoyment, and they were now here on one of
+their summer outings. They had been invited to a gentleman's place not
+far from Aberystwyth to view as indubitable a remnant of the Holy Grail
+as now exists, and it was my very good fortune through the kind offices
+of that friend of ours to be invited with them.
+
+It was a blamelessly rainless afternoon, of a sort commoner on the
+western Welsh coast than on other shores of the "rainy isles," but
+not too common even there; and we drove out of the town through the
+prettiest country of hillside fields and valleys opening to the sea,
+on a road that was fairly dusty in the hot sun. There were cottages,
+grouped and detached, all the way, with gray stone walls and blue slate
+roofs, and in places the children ran out from them with mercenary
+offerings of flowers and song, or with frank pleas for charity direct. I
+yielded with reluctance to the instruction of a Manchester economist in
+my carriage, and denied them, when I would so much rather have abetted
+them in their wicked attempts on our pockets. I remember ruefully still
+that they had voices as sweet and eyes as dark as the children who used
+to chase our wheels in Italy, and I have no doubt they deserved quite as
+well of us as those did.
+
+I got back my spirits when we left our carriages, and I found myself
+walking up a pleasant avenue of wilding trees, with a young Chautauquan
+from Australia who looked as if he might be a young Chautauquan from
+Alabama, tall, and lean, and brown. We fell into talk about the trees,
+and he said how they differed in their green from the sombre gray of his
+native forests; and then he, from that vast far continent of his, spoke
+of the little island where we were, as Home. That has always a strange
+effect for us self-outcasts from the great British roof, and whether it
+makes us smile, or makes us sigh, it never fails to startle us when we
+hear it from colonial lips. The word holds in common kindness Canada and
+India and South Africa and Australia, and it has its pathos in the fact
+that the old mother of these mighty children seems to leave solely to
+them the tenderness that draws them to her in that notion of home.
+
+
+V
+
+There were about fifty of those British Chautauquans, and when they had
+ranged themselves on the grass before the shrubbery of a pleasant lawn,
+backed by a wooded slope, the dignified lady of the house came out with
+a casket in her hand, and put it on a table, and the exercises began.
+Fitly, if the casket really held the sacred relic, they began with
+prayer; then a Welsh soloist followed with a hymn, but whether she
+sang in Welsh or English, I do not remember; I am only sure she sang
+divinely; and then came the speeches. The first of the speeches was by
+our friend, who was the local Unitarian minister, and of a religious
+body not inconsiderable in that Calvinistic Wales. He told us how the
+Holy Grail had been deposited with the monks of Strata Florida, the
+famous old abbey near Aberystwyth; but I forgot who made them this
+trust, unless it was King Arthur's knights, and I am not sure whether
+the fact is matter of legend or history. What I remember is that when
+the abbey was suppressed by Henry VIII., certain of the escaping monks
+came with the relic to the gentle house where we then were, and placed
+it in the keeping of the family who have guarded it ever since.
+
+[Illustration: ABERYSTWYTH FROM CRAIG GLAS ROCKS]
+
+After our friend, the lady of this house took up the tale, and told in
+words singularly choice and simple the story of the sacred relic as the
+family knew it. I had only once before heard a woman speak, no less a
+woman than our great and dear Julia Ward Howe, and it seemed to me
+that she spoke better than any man; and I must say of the Chautauquans'
+hostess, that day, that if ever the Englishwomen come into their full
+political rights, as they seem sure to do, the traditions of good
+sense and good taste in English public speaking will not pass, but
+will prosper on through their orators. There were touches of poetry,
+nationally Welsh, in what she said, and touches of humor perhaps
+personally Welsh. It seems that the cup had been famed throughout the
+countryside for the miraculous property by which whoever drank from it
+was cured of his or her malady, and it had been passed freely round to
+all sufferers ever since it came into her family's keeping. That they
+might make doubly sure of the miracle, it was the custom of the sick
+not only to empty the cup, but to nibble a little bit of the wood, and
+swallow that, so that in whatever state the monks of Strata Florida had
+confided it, the vessel was now in the state we saw. Saying this the
+lady opened the casket holding it, and showed us the crescent-shaped rim
+of a wooden bowl, about the bigness of a cocoanut shell; all the rest
+had been consumed by the pious sufferers whom it had restored to health.
+
+I am sorry, after all, to own that this cup is said by some authorities
+not to be the Holy Grail, but a vessel like it carved out of the true
+cross. But even so subordinate a relic is priceless, and as it is no
+longer possible to drink from it, we may hope that the fragment will
+remain indefinitely to after time. When they had wondered at the sight
+of it the Chautauquans and their friend were made free of the charming
+seventeenth-century house, which would be old for this country, but
+which in the taste of that time was rather modern, and looked like the
+casino of some Italian villa. It abounded, as such houses in England do,
+in the pictured faces of the past, and in the memorials which only the
+centuries can leave behind them, but was too graceful to seem rich. "A
+home of ancient peace," it looked, in its mild gray stone amidst its
+lawns and shrubberies, the larger hold of the gardens and pleasaunces
+through which the Chautauquans followed from it.
+
+
+VI
+
+At Aberystwyth, and elsewhere in Wales, one of the things I noticed was
+the difference of the people from the people over the English border in
+their attitude toward their betters. They might stand only five feet in
+their stockings, but they stood straight, and if they were respectful,
+they were first self-respectful. In our run from Shrewsbury, their
+language first made itself generally heard at Newport, and it increased
+in the unutterable names of the stations westward, the farther we passed
+into their beautiful country, but they had always English enough to be
+civil, though never servile. The country is beautiful in the New
+England measure, but it is of a softer and smaller beauty; it looks more
+caressable; it is like Vermont rather than New Hampshire, and it is
+more like New England than Old England in the greater number of isolated
+farm-houses, from which the girls as well as the boys come to the
+university colleges for learning undreamt of by English farm villagers.
+
+The air was fresh and sweet, and though it seemed to shower wherever
+we stopped to let another train go by on a siding of our single track,
+there was a very passable sense of summer sun. The human type as we
+began to observe it and as we saw it afterward throughout the land was
+not only diminutive, but rather plain and mostly dark, in the men; as to
+the women they were, as they are everywhere, charming, with now and then
+a face of extraordinary loveliness, and nearly always the exquisite West
+of England complexion. In their manners the people could not be more
+amiable than the English, who are as amiable as possible, but they
+seemed brighter and gayer. This remained their effect to the last in
+Aberystwyth, and when one left the Terrace where the English visitors
+superabounded, the Welsh had the whole place to themselves. I would not
+push my conjecture, but it seemed to me that there was an absence of
+the cloying loyalty which makes sojourn in England afflictive to the
+republican spirit; I remember but one shop dedicated to the King's
+Majesty, with the royal arms over the door, though there may have
+been many others; I am always warning the reader not to take me too
+literally.
+
+Though I was about the streets by day and by dark, I saw no disorderly
+behavior of any kind in the town away from the beach; I do not mean
+there was any by the sea, unless some athletic courtship among the young
+people of the watering-place element was to be accounted so. There was
+not much fashion there, except in a few pretty women who recalled the
+church parade of Hyde Park in their flowery and feathery costumes.
+Back in the town there was no fashion at all, but a general decency
+and comfort of dress. The Welsh costume survives almost solely in the
+picture-postal cards, though perhaps in the hilly fastnesses the women
+still wear the steeple-crowned hats which we associate with the notion
+of witches; when they come to market in Aberystwyth they wear
+hard, shiny black straw hats like the men's. Amongst the throng of
+Saturday-night shoppers I saw none of the drunkenness that one sees so
+often in Scottish streets, and in English cities, and, I grieve to say,
+even in some New England towns. In the Welsh quarter Sunday was much
+more the Sabbath than it was on the Terrace, where indeed it seemed a
+day of pleasure rather than praise.
+
+
+VII
+
+All the week I had the best intention of hearing the singing in some of
+the Welsh churches, but my goodwill could not carry the day against the
+fear of a sermon which I should not understand. A chance sermon would
+probably have touched upon the education act which was then stirring
+all Dissenting England and Wales to passive resistance, and from
+Lincolnshire to Carnarvonshire was causing the distraint of tables
+and chairs, tools, hams, clocks, clothing, poultry, and crops for the
+payment of such part of the Dissenters' taxes as would go to the support
+of the Church schools. Possibly it might also have referred to the Walk
+Out of the Welsh Members of Parliament; this was an incident which I
+heard mentioned as of imperial importance, though what caused it or came
+of it I do not know.
+
+Instead of going to church, I strolled up and down the Terrace and
+observed the watering-place life. The town was evidently full, or
+at least all the lodging-houses were, and as it is with the English
+everywhere in their summer resorts, there were men enough to go round,
+so that no poor dear need pine for a mate on that pleasant beach.
+Aberystwyth is therefore to be commended to our overflow of girls,
+though whether there are many eligible noblemen among those youth I have
+not the statistics for saying. All the visitors may have been people
+of rank; I only know that I was told they were mostly from the midland
+cities, and they seemed to be having the good time which people of brief
+outings alone have. The bathing began, as I have noted, very early in
+the day with the men in the briefest possible tights; the women, for
+compensation, wore long trousers with their bathing-skirts, and
+they enhanced the modesty of their effect by the universal use of
+bathing-machines, pushed well away from the curious shore. There was not
+much variety in the visiting English type, but there was here and there
+a sharp imperial accent, as in the two pale little, spindle-legged
+Anglo-Indian boys, with their Hindu ayah, very dark, with sleek dark
+hair, and gleaming eyes in a head not much bigger than a black walnut.
+
+The crescent of the beach was a serried series of hotels and
+lodging-houses, from tip to tip, but back of these were streets
+of homelike, smallish dwellings, that broke rank farther away, and
+scattered about in suburban villas, with trees and flowers and grass
+around them. Beyond stretched, as well as it could stretch among its
+hills, the charming country of fields, and woods, and orchards.
+
+
+VIII
+
+I suppose I did not quite do my duty by the ruins of the Norman castle,
+and I feel that it is now too late to repair my neglect. The stronghold
+was more than once attempted by the Welsh in those wars which make their
+history a catalogue of battles, but it held out Norman till the Normans
+turned English. Owen Glendover took it in 1402, when it was three
+hundred years old, though not yet feeble with age, and in due time one
+of Cromwell's lieutenants destroyed it. Some very picturesque fragments
+remain to attest the grace and strength of the ancient hold. It is
+near the University College and the Amusement Pier, so that the mere
+sight-seers can do all the ordinary objects of interest at Aberystwyth
+in half a day or half an hour. But we were none of these. We had fallen
+in love with the place, and we would fain have stayed on after the
+week was up for which we had taken our lodging. It appeared from a
+house-to-house canvass, that there was no other lodging to be had in all
+that long crescent of the Terrace; or, if this is incredible, there was
+none we would have. Our successors were impending; and though I think
+our English landlady might have invented something for us at the last
+moment, the Welsh Power was inexorable. Her ideal was lodgers who would
+go out and buy their own provisions, and we had set our faces against
+that. Some one must yield, and the Welsh Power could not; it was not in
+her nature. We were therefore in a manner expelled from Aberystwyth, but
+our banishment was not from all Wales, and this was how we went next to
+Llandudno.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+LLANDUDNO, ANOTHER WELSH WATERING-PLACE
+
+
+Froissart's saying, if it was Froissart's, that the English amuse
+themselves sadly antedates that notion of Merry England which is now
+generally rejected by serious observers. I should myself prefer the
+agnostic position, and say that I did not know whether the English were
+glad or not when they looked gay. What I seem to be certain of, but I
+do not say that I am certain, is that they look gayer in their places
+of amusement than we do. I do not mean theatres, or parliaments, or
+music-halls, or lecture-rooms, by places of amusement, but what we
+call summer resorts a little more largely than those resorts which the
+English call watering-places. Of these I should like to take as a type
+the charming summer resort on the coast of North Wales which is called
+Llandudno in print, and in speech several different ways.
+
+
+I
+
+The English simply and frankly, after their blunt nature, call the place
+Landudno, but the Welsh call it, according to one superstition of their
+double _l_ and their French _u_, Thlandidno. According to another, we
+cannot spell it in English at all; but it does not much matter, for
+the last superstition is the ever-delightful but ever-doubtful George
+Borrow's, who says that the Welsh _ll_ is the same as the Spanish _ll_,
+but who is probably mistaken, most other authorities agreeing that if
+you pronounce it _lhl_ you will come as near it as any Saeseneg need.
+It is a constantly besetting question in Wales, where the prefix _Llan_
+speckles the map all over, owing to that multitude of Saints who peopled
+the country in the times when a Saint's sons were every one saints, and
+none was of particularly holy, or even good life, because he was known
+for a saint. Like a continental noble, he inherited his title equally
+with all his brothers.
+
+But through whatever orthoepic mazes you search it, Llandudno has every
+claim on your regard and admiration. Like Aberystwyth, its sea front is
+a shallow crescent, but vaster, with a larger town expanding back of it,
+and with loftier and sublimer headlands, at either end, closing it in a
+more symmetrical frame. But I should say that its sea was not so blue,
+or its sky either, and its air was not so soft or dry. Morally it is
+more constantly lively, with a greater and more insistent variety of
+entertainments. For the American its appeal might well have begun with
+the sight of his country's flag floating over a tennis-ground at the
+neighboring watering-place and purer Welsh town of Rhyl. The approach to
+his affections was confirmed by another American flag displayed before
+one of the chief hotels in Llandudno itself. I learned afterward of the
+landlord that this was because there were several Chicago families in
+his house, and fifteen Americans in all; but why the tennis-ground of
+Rhyl flew our national banner, I do not know to this day. It was
+indeed that gentle moment when our innocent people believed themselves
+peculiarly dear to the English, and might naturally suppose, if from
+Chicago, or Boston, or Denver, that the English would wish to see as
+often as possible the symbol of our successful revolt from the princes
+and principles to which they have religiously adhered.
+
+[Illustration: LLANDUDNO--THE CITY AND HARBOR]
+
+Both that home of the patriotic Chicago families, and the other best
+hotel were too full for us, and after a round of the second-best we
+decided for lodgings, hoping as usual that they would bring us nearer
+the native life. The best we could get, facing the sea midway of the
+crescent, were not exactly Welsh in their keeping. The landladies were,
+in fact, two elderly Church-of-England sisters from Dublin, who had
+named their house out of a novel they had read. They said they believed
+the name was Italian, and the reader shall judge if it were so from its
+analogue of Osier Wood. The maids in the house, however, were very truly
+and very wickedly Welsh: two tough little ponies of girls, who tied
+their hair up with shoe-strings, and were forbidden, when about their
+work, to talk Welsh together, lest they should speak lezing of those
+Irish ladies. The rogues were half English, but the gentle creature
+who served our table was wholly Welsh; small, sweet-voiced, dark-eyed,
+intelligent, who suffered from the universal rheumatism of the British
+Isles, but kept steadily to her duty, and accepted her fate with
+patience and even cheerfulness. She waited on several other tables, for
+the house was full of lodgers, all rather less permanent than ourselves,
+who were there for a fortnight; we found our landladies hoping, when we
+said we were going, to have had us with them through the winter.
+
+
+II
+
+Our fellow-lodgers were quiet people of divers degrees, except perhaps
+the highest, unless the nobility bring boiled hams with them when they
+visit the seaside. The boiled ham of the drawing-room floor was frankly
+set out on the hall table, where it seemed to last a week, or at least
+till the lodgers went away. There was much coming and going, for it was
+the height of the season, with the prices at flood tide. We paid six
+guineas a week for three bedrooms and a sitting-room; but our landladies
+owned it was dear. An infirm and superannuated sideboard served for a
+dressing-table in one room; in others the heavier pieces of furniture
+stood sometimes on four legs, sometimes on three. We had the advantage
+of two cats on the back fence, and a dog in the back yard; but if the
+controversy between them was carried on in Welsh, it is no wonder we
+never knew what it was about.
+
+Our hostesses said the Welsh were dirty housekeepers: "At least _we_
+think so," but I am bound to say their own cooking was very good; and
+not being Welsh our hostesses consented to market for us, except in the
+article of Spanish melons: these I bought myself of increasing cost and
+size. When I alleged, the second morning, that the melon then sold
+me for sixpence had been sold me by another boy for fourpence the day
+before, my actual Cymric youth said, "Then he asked you too little,"
+which seemed a _non sequitur_ but was really an unexpected stroke of
+logic.
+
+It was the utmost severity used with me by my co-racials in Llandudno.
+They were in the great majority of the permanent inhabitants, but they
+were easily outnumbered among the pleasurers by the Saeseneg, whose
+language prevailed, so that a chance word of Welsh now and then was all
+that I heard in the streets. Some faint stirrings of ambition to follow
+the language as far as a phrase-book would lead were not encouraged by
+the kindly bookseller who took my money for it; and I did not go on. It
+is a loss for me in literature which translation cannot supply, for
+the English lovers of Welsh poetry, after praising it to the skies,
+are never able to produce anything which is not direly mechanical and
+vacuous. The native charm somehow escapes them; the grace beyond the
+reach of art remains with the Cymric poets who have resources for its
+capture unknown to their English admirers. George Borrow seems the worst
+failure in this sort, and the worst offender in giving his reader the
+hopes he never fulfils, so that his _Wild Wales_ is a desert of blighted
+literary promises. I believe that the merit of Welsh poetry dwells
+largely, perhaps overlargely, in its intricate technique, and in the
+euphonic changes which leave the spoken word ready for singing almost
+without the offices of the composer.
+
+
+III
+
+One of the great musical contests, the yearly national Eisteddfod, was
+taking place that year at the neighboring town of Rhyl, but I did not go
+to hear it, not being good for a week's music without intermission.
+At Llandudno there was only the music of the Pierrots and the Niggers,
+which those simple-hearted English have borrowed, the one from
+France and the other from these States. Their passion for our colored
+minstrelsy is, in fact, something pathetic. They like Pierrots well
+enough, and Pierrots _are_ amusing, there is no doubt of it; but they
+dote upon Niggers, as they call them with a brutality unknown among us
+except to the vulgarest white men and boys, and the negroes themselves
+in moments of exasperation. Negro minstrelsy is almost extinct in the
+land of its birth, but in the land of its adoption it flourishes in the
+vigor of undying youth: no watering-place is genuine without it. Bands
+of Niggers haunt the streets and suburbs of London, and apparently every
+high day or holiday throughout the British Islands requires the stamp of
+their presence as a nostrum requires the name of the patentee blown in
+the bottle. The decay of their gay science began among us with the fall
+of slavery, and the passing of the old plantation life; but as these
+never existed in Great Britain the English version of negro minstrelsy
+is not affected by their disappearance. It is like the English tradition
+of the Red Skins, which has all but vanished from our superstition, but
+remains as powerful as ever in the constant fancy of those islanders.
+
+The English like their Niggers very, very black, and as their Niggers
+are English they know how to gratify the national preference: such a
+spread of scarlet lips over half the shining sable face is known nowhere
+else in nature or art; and it must have been in despair of rivalling
+their fellow-minstrels that the small American troupe we saw at
+Aberystwyth went to the opposite extreme and frankly appeared as the
+White Neegurs. At Llandudno the blackness of the Niggers was absolute,
+so that it almost darkened the day as they passed our lodging, along the
+crescent of the beach on their way to their open-air theatre beyond it.
+They were followed by a joyous retinue of boys and girls, tradesmen's
+apprentices, donkeys, bath-chairs, and all the movable gladness of the
+watering-place, to the music of their banjos and the sound of their
+singing. They were going to a fold of the foot-hills called the Happy
+Valley, bestowed on the public for such pleasures by the local nobleman
+whose title is given to a principal street, and to other points and
+places, I suppose out of the public pride and gratitude. It is a
+charming amphitheatre overlooked by the lofty tops around, and there
+on the green slope the Niggers had set up their stage, and ranged the
+spectators' chairs in the classification of first, second, and third so
+dear to the British soul. There they cracked their jokes, and there they
+sang their songs; the songs were newer than the jokes, but they were
+both kinds delivered with a strong Cockney accent, and without an
+aspirate in its place. But it was all richly acceptable to the audience,
+who laughed and cheered and joined in the chorus when asked. Here,
+as everywhere, the crowd delighted equally in songs of the sloppiest
+sentimentality and of humor nighest indecency.
+
+[Illustration: LLANDUDNO FROM GREAT ORME'S NECK]
+
+On the afternoon of our visit the good lady next me could not contain
+her peculiar pride in the entertainment, and confided that she knew the
+leader of the troupe, who was an old friend of her husband's. It was
+indeed a time and place that invited to expansion. Nothing could have
+been friendlier and livelier than the spectacle of the spectators spread
+over the grassy slope, or sublimer than the rise of the hills around, or
+more enchanting than the summer sea, with the large and little shipping
+on it, and the passenger-steamers going and coming from Liverpool and
+all the points in the region round. The two headlands which mark the
+limits of the beautiful beach, Great Orme's Head, and Little Orme's
+Head, are both of a nobleness tempered to kindliness by the soft and
+manageable beauty of their forms. I never got quite so far as Little
+Orme's Head, for it was full two miles from our lodging, and a fortnight
+was not long enough for the journey, but with Great Orme's Head I was on
+terms of very tolerable intimacy. A road of the excellence peculiar to
+England passes round on the chin, so to speak, and though I never went
+the length of it, I went far enough to know the majesty of the seaward
+prospect. From the crown of the Head there is a view of perhaps all the
+mountains in Wales, which from this point appears entirely composed of
+mountains, blue, blue and enchantingly fair. On the townward side you
+may descend into the Happy Valley, as we did, and find always a joyous
+crowd listening to the Niggers. If, after some doubt of your way, you
+have the favor of a nice boy and an intelligent collie dog, whom the boy
+is helping herd home the evening cows of a pleasant farm, you will
+have a charming glimpse of the local civilization; and perhaps you will
+notice that the cows do not pay much attention to the boy, but obey the
+dog implicitly; it is their Old World convention.
+
+
+IV
+
+From another side we had ascended the mountain by the tram line which
+climbs it to the top, and at every twist and turn lavishes some fresh
+loveliness of landscape upon your vision. Near by, we noticed many
+depressions and sinkages in the ground, and a conversable man in
+well-oiled overalls who joined us at a power-house, said it was from the
+giving way of the timbers in the disused copper-mines. Were they very
+old, we asked, and he said they had not been worked for forty years; but
+this, when you come to think of the abandoned Roman mines yet deeper
+in the hill, was a thing of yesterday. The man in the oily overalls
+had evidently not come to think of it, but he was otherwise a very
+intelligent mechanic, and of a hospitable mind, like all the rest of our
+chance acquaintance in Great Britain. I do not know that I like to think
+of those Roman mines myself, where it is said the sea now surges back
+and forth: they must have been worked by British slaves, who may be
+fancied climbing purblindly out when the legions left Britain, and not
+joining very loudly in the general lamentation at their withdrawal,
+but probably tempering the popular grief with the reflection that the
+heathen Saxons could not be much worse.
+
+The hill-top was covered with the trippers who seem perpetually
+holidaying on their island, and who were always kind to their children
+when they had them, and to each other when they had not. They were
+commonly in couples, very affectionate and inoffensively young. They
+wandered about, and from time to time went and had tea at one of the
+tea-houses which are always at hand over there. Except the view there
+was not much to see; the ways were rough; now and then you came to a
+pink cottage or a white one where the peasantry, again, sold tea. At one
+place in our walk over the occiput of Great Orme's Head into the Happy
+Valley in its bosom, we fell a prey to a conspiracy of boys selling
+mignonette: it appeared to be a mignonette trust, or syndicate,
+confining its commerce to that flower.
+
+I have no other statistics to offer concerning business on Great Orme's
+Head, or indeed in all Llandudno. One of the chief industries seemed to
+be coaching, for a score of delightful places are to be easily reached
+by the stages always departing from the hotels on the Parade. There was
+no particularly noticeable traffic in leek, though I suppose that as I
+did not see the national emblem in any Welshman's hat--to be sure, it
+was not St. David's Day--it must have been boiling in every Welshman's
+pot. I am rather ashamed to be joining, even at this remove, in the poor
+English joking which goes on about the Welsh, quite as much as about the
+Scotch, the Irish having become too grave a matter for joking. There
+are little burlesque manuals making merry with the language and its
+agglutinative prolixity, which I shall certainly not quote; and
+there are postal-cards representing Welsh dames drinking tea in tall
+witch-hats, with one of them saying: "I wass enjoying myself shocking,
+look you." There was, of course, nothing serious in this joking; the
+Welsh, who have all the small commerce in their hands, gladly sold the
+manuals and postals, and I did not see one Englishman laughing over
+them.
+
+The Saeseneg visitors rather amused themselves with the sea and the
+resources of the beach and the bathing. As contrasted with the visitors
+at Aberystwyth, so distinctly in the earlier and later stages of
+love-making, I should say those at Llandudno were domestic: fathers and
+mothers who used the long phalanx of bathing-machines appointed to their
+different sexes, and their children who played in the sand. I thought
+the children charming, and I contributed tuppence to aid in the repair
+of the sand castle of two nice little boys which had fallen down; it now
+seems strange that I should have been asked for a subscription, but in
+England subscriptions spare nobody; though I wonder if two such nice
+little boys would have come to me for money in America. Besides the
+entertainment of lying all afternoon on the beach, or sitting beside it
+in canopied penny chairs, there was more active diversion for all ages
+and sexes in the circus prevailing somewhere in the background,
+and advertising itself every afternoon by a procession of six young
+elephants neatly carrying each in his trunk the tail of the elephant
+before him. There were also the delightful shows of the amusement pier
+where one could go and see Pierrots to one's heart's content, if one can
+ever get enough of Pierrots; I never can.
+
+[Illustration: THE GREAT PIER, LLANDUDNO]
+
+Besides all these daytime things there were two very good theatres, at
+one of which I saw Mr. Barrie's _Little Mary_ given better than in New
+York (that was easy), and at the other a comic opera, with a bit of
+comedy or tragedy in a stage-box, not announced in the bills. The
+audience was otherwise decorous enough to be composed of Welsh Baptist
+elders and their visiting friends, but in this box there were two young
+men in evening dress, scuffling with a young woman in dinner decolletee,
+and what appeared to be diamonds in her ears. They were trying,
+after what seems the convention of English seaside flirtation, to get
+something out of her hand, and allowing her successfully to resist them;
+and their playful contest went on through a whole act to the distraction
+of the spectators, who did not seem greatly scandalized. It suggested
+the misgiving that perhaps bad people came to Llandudno for their summer
+outing as well as good; but there was no interference by the police or
+the management with this robust side-show. Were the actors in the scene,
+all or any of them, too high in rank to be lightly molested in their
+lively event; or were they too low? Perhaps they were merely tipsy,
+but all the same their interlude was a contribution to the evening's
+entertainment which would not have been so placidly accepted in, say,
+Atlantic City, or Coney Island, or even Newport, where people are said
+to be more accustomed to the caprices of society persons, and more
+indulgent of their whims.
+
+
+V
+
+A more improving, and on the whole more pleasing, phase of the
+indigenous life, and also more like a phase of our own, showed itself
+the day of our visit to Conway, a little way from Llandudno. There, on
+our offering to see the ruins of the wonderful and beautiful old castle,
+we were met at the entrance with a demand for an exceptional shilling
+gate money, because of the fair for the local Wesleyan Chapel which was
+holding in the interior. What seemed at first a hardship turned out a
+chance which we would not have missed on any account. There was a large
+tent set up in the old castle court, and a table spread with home-made
+dainties of many sorts, and waited upon by gentle maids and matrons who
+served one with tea or whatever else one liked, all for that generously
+inclusive shilling. They were Welsh, they told us, and they were
+speaking their language to right and left of us, while they were so
+courteous to us in English. It was quite like a church fair in some
+American village, where, however, it could not have had the advantage
+of a ruined Norman castle for its scene, and where it would not have
+provided a range for target practice with air-guns, or grounds for
+running and jumping.
+
+The place was filled with people young and old who were quietly amusing
+themselves and were more taken up with the fair than with the castle.
+I must myself comparatively slight the castle in the present study of
+people rather than places, though I may note that if there is any
+more interesting ruin in the world, I am satisfied with this which it
+surpasses. Besides its beauty, what strikes one most is its perfect
+adaptation to the original purpose of palace and fortress for which the
+Normans planned their strongholds in Wales. The architect built not only
+with a constant instinct of beauty, but with unsurpassable science and
+skill. The skill and the science have gone the way of the need of them,
+but the beauty remains indelible and as eternal as the hunger for it
+in the human soul. Conway castle is not all a ruin, even as a fortress,
+however. Great part of it still challenges decay, and is so entire in
+its outward shape that it has inspired the railway running under its
+shoulder to attempt a conformity of style in the bridge approaching it,
+but without enabling it to an equal effect of grandeur. One would as
+soon the bridge had not tried.
+
+All Conway is worthy, within its ancient walls, of as much devotion as
+one can render it in the rain, which begins as soon as you leave the
+castle. The walls climb from the waters to the hills, and the streets
+wander up and down and seem to the stranger mainly to seek that
+beautiful old Tudor house, Plas Mawr, which like the castle is without
+rival in its kind. It was full of reeking and streaming sight-seers,
+among whom one could easily find one's self incommoded without feeling
+one's self a part of the incommodation, but in spite of them there was
+the assurance of comfort as well as splendor in the noble old mansion,
+such as the Elizabethan houses so successfully studied. In the
+dining-room a corner of the mantel has its sandstone deeply worn
+away, and a much-elbowed architect, who was taking measurements of the
+chimney, agreed that this carf was the effect of the host or the butler
+flying to the place and sharpening his knife for whatever haunch of
+venison or round of beef was toward. It was a fine memento of the
+domestic past, and there was a secret chamber where the refugees of this
+cause or that in other times were lodged in great discomfort. Besides,
+there was a ghost which was fairly crowded out of its accustomed
+quarters, where so far from being able to walk, it would have had much
+ado to stand upright by flattening itself against the wall.
+
+
+VI
+
+In fact, there was not much more room that day in the Plas Mawr, than in
+the Smallest House in the World, which is the next chiefest attraction
+of Conway. This, too, was crammed with damp enthusiasts, passionately
+eager to sign their names in the guest-book. They scarcely left space in
+the sitting-room of ten by twelve feet for the merry old hostess selling
+photographs and ironically inviting her visitors' guests to a glimpse
+of the chamber overhead, or so much of it as the bed allowed to be seen.
+She seemed not to believe in her abode as a practicable tenement, and
+could not be got to say that she actually lived in it; as to why it was
+built so small she was equally vague. But there it was, to like or to
+leave, and there, not far off, was the "briny beach" where the Walrus
+and the Carpenter walked together,--
+
+ "And wept like anything to see
+ Such quantities of sand."
+
+For it was in Conway, as history or tradition is, that _Through the
+Looking-Glass_ was written.
+
+There are very few places in those storied British Isles which are
+not hallowed by some association with literature; but I suppose that
+Llandudno is as exempt as any can be, and I will not try to invoke any
+dear and honored shade from its doubtful obscurity. We once varied the
+even tenor of our days there by driving to Penmaenmawr, and wreaking our
+love of literary associations so far as we might by connecting the place
+with the memory of Gladstone, who was literary as well as political. We
+thought with him that Penmaenmawr was "the most charming watering-place
+in Wales," and as you drive into the place, the eye of faith will
+detect the house, on the right, in which he spent many happy summers. We
+contented ourselves with driving direct to the principal hotel, where
+I know not what kept us from placing ourselves for life. We had tea and
+jam en the pretty lawn, and the society of a large company of wasps of
+the yellow-jacket variety, which must have been true Welsh wasps, as
+peaceful as they were musical, and no interloping Scotch or Irish, for
+they did not offer to attack us, but confined themselves altogether to
+our jam: to be sure, we thought best to leave it to them.
+
+[Illustration: CONWAY CASTLE]
+
+It is said that the purple year is not purpler at any point on the
+southernmost shores of England than it is at Llandudno. In proof of the
+mildness of its winter climate, the presence of many sorts of tender
+evergreens is alleged, and the persistence of flowers in blooming from
+Christmas to Easter. But those who have known the deceitful habits of
+flowers on the Riviera, where they bloom in any but an arctic degree of
+cold, will not perhaps hurry to Llandudno much later than November.
+All the way to Penmaenmawr the flowers showed us what they could do in
+summer, whether in field or garden, and there was one beautiful hill
+on which immense sweeps and slopes of yellow gorse and purple heather
+boldly stretched separately, or mingled their dyes in the fearlessness
+of nature when she spurns the canons of art. I suppose there is no
+upholsterer or paperhanger who would advise mixing or matching yellow
+and purple in the decoration of a room, but here the outdoor effect rapt
+the eye in a transport of delight. It was indeed a day when almost any
+arrangement of colors would have pleased.
+
+
+VII
+
+It is not easy in that much summer-resorted region to get at the country
+in other than its wilder moods; it is either town or mountain; but now
+and then one found one's self among harvest-fields, where the yield of
+wheat and oats was far heavier than with us, either because the soil was
+richer or the tilth thorougher. The farms indeed looked very fertile,
+and the farmhouses very alluringly clean and neat, at least on the
+outside. They were not gray, as in the West of England, or brick as
+in the Southeast, but were of stone whitewashed, and the roofs were of
+slate, and not thatch or tile. As I have noted, they were not so much
+gathered into villages as in England, and again, as I have noted, it
+is out of such houses that the farmers' boys and girls go to the
+co-educational colleges of the Welsh University. It is still the
+preference of the farmers that their sons should be educated for the
+ministry, which in that country of multiplied dissents has pulpits for
+every color of contrary-mindedness, as well as livings of the not yet
+disestablished English Church. It is not indeed the English Church in
+speech. The Welsh will have their service and their sermon in their own
+tongue, and when an Oxford or Cambridge man is given a Welsh living, he
+must do what he can to conform to the popular demand. It is said that
+in one case, where the incumbent long held out against the parish,
+he compromised by reading the service in Welsh with the English
+pronunciation. But the Welsh churches are now supplied with
+Welsh-speaking clergy, though whether it is well for the Welsh to cling
+so strongly to their ancient speech is doubted by many Welshmen. These
+hold that it cramps and dwarfs the national genius; but in the mean time
+in Ireland the national genius, long enlarged to our universal English,
+offers the strange spectacle of an endeavor to climb back into its
+Gaelic shell.
+
+[Illustration: PLAS MAWR]
+
+I do not know whether an incident of my experience in coming from
+Chester to Llandudno is to be offered as an illustration of Welsh
+manners or of English manners. A woman of the middle rank, certainly
+below gentlewoman, but very personable and well dressed, got into our
+carriage where there was no seat for her. She was no longer young, but
+she was not so old as the American who offered her his seat. She refused
+it, but consented to sit on the hand-bag and rug which he arranged for
+her, and so remained till she left the train, while a half-grown boy
+and several young men kept their countenances and their places, not
+apparently dreaming of offering her a seat, or if they thought of her
+at all, thought she was well punished for letting the guard crowd her
+in upon us. By her stature and complexion she was undoubtedly Welsh, and
+these youth from theirs were as undoubtedly English. Perhaps, then, the
+incident had better be offered as an illustration of Welsh and English
+manners combined.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+GLIMPSES OF ENGLISH CHARACTER
+
+
+Nothing is so individual in any man as the peculiar blend of
+characteristics which he has inherited from his racial ancestries. The
+Englishman, who leaves the stamp of the most distinct personality upon
+others, is the most mixed, the most various, the most relative of all
+men. He is not English except as he is Welsh, Dutch, and Norman, with
+"a little Latin and less Greek" from his earliest visitors and invaders.
+This conception of him will indefinitely simplify the study of his
+nature if it is made in the spirit of the frank superficiality which I
+propose to myself. After the most careful scrutiny which I shall be
+able to give him, he will remain, for every future American, the
+contradiction, the anomaly, the mystery which I expect to leave him.
+
+
+I
+
+No error of the Englishman's latest invader is commoner than the notion,
+which perhaps soonest suggests itself, that he is a sort of American,
+tardily arriving at our kind of consciousness, with the disadvantages
+of an alien environment, after apparently hopeless arrest in unfriendly
+conditions. The reverse may much more easily be true; we may be a sort
+of Englishmen, and the Englishman, if he comes to us and abides with
+us, may become a sort of American. But that is the affair of a possible
+future, and the actual Englishman is certainly not yet any sort of
+American, unless, indeed, for good and for bad, he is a better sort
+of Bostonian. He does not even speak the American language, whatever
+outlandish accent he uses in speaking his own. It may be said, rather
+too largely, too loosely, that the more cultivated he is, the more he
+will speak like a cultivated American, until you come to the King,
+or the Royal Family, with whom a strong German accent is reported to
+prevail. The Englishman may write American, if he is a very good
+writer, but in no case does he spell American. He prefers, as far as
+he remembers it, the Norman spelling, and, the Conqueror having said
+"_geole_," the Conquered print "gaol," which the American invader must
+pronounce "jail," not "gayol."
+
+The mere mention of the Royal Family advances us to the most marked of
+all the superficial English characteristics; or, perhaps, loyalty is
+not superficial, but is truly of the blood and bone, and not reasoned
+principle, but a passion induced by the general volition. Whatever
+it is, it is one of the most explicitly as well as the most tacitly
+pervasive of the English idiosyncrasies. A few years ago--say, fifteen
+or twenty--it was scarcely known in its present form. It was not known
+at all with many in the time of the latest and worst of the Georges, or
+the time of the happy-go-lucky sailor William; in the earlier time of
+Victoria, it was a chivalrous devotion among the classes, and with the
+masses an affection which almost no other sovereign has inspired. I
+should not be going farther than some Englishmen if I said that her
+personal character saved the monarchy; when she died there was not a
+vestige of the republican dream which had remained from a sentiment
+for "the free peoples of antiquity" rather than from the Commonwealth.
+Democracy had indeed effected itself in a wide-spread socialism, but the
+kingship was safe in the hearts of the Queen's subjects when the Prince
+of Wales, who was the first of them, went about praising loyalty as
+prime among the civic virtues and duties. The notion took the general
+fancy, and met with an acceptance in which the old superstition of kings
+by divine right was resuscitated with the vulgar. One of the vulgar
+lately said to an American woman who owned that we did not yield an
+equal personal fealty to all our Presidents, "Oh yes, but you know that
+it is only your _people_ that choose the President, but _God_ gave us
+the King." Nothing could be opposed to a belief so simple, as in the
+churches of the eldest faith the humble worshipper could not well be
+told that the picture or the statue of his adoration was not itself
+sacred. In fact, it is not going too far, at least for a very
+adventurous spirit, to say that loyalty with the English is a sort of
+religious principle. What is with us more or less a joke, sometimes
+bad, sometimes good, namely, our allegiance to the powers that be in the
+person of the Chief Magistrate, is with them a most serious thing, at
+which no man may smile without loss.
+
+I was so far from wishing myself to smile at it, that I darkled most
+respectfully about it, without the courage to inquire directly into the
+mystery. If it was often on my tongue to ask, "What is loyalty? How
+did you come by it? Why are you loyal?"--I felt that it would be
+embarrassing when it would not be offensive, and I should vainly plead
+in excuse that this property of theirs mystified me the more because it
+seemed absolutely left out of the American nature. I perceived that in
+the English it was not less really present because it was mixed, or used
+to be mixed, with scandal that the alien can do no more than hint at.
+That sort of abuse has long ceased, and if one were now to censure the
+King, or any of the Royal Family, it would be felt to be rather ill
+bred, and quite unfair, since royalty is in no position to reply to
+criticism. Even the Socialists would think it ill-mannered, though
+in their hearts, if not in their sleeves, they must all the while be
+smiling at the notion of anything sacred in the Sovereign.
+
+[Illustration: A PRESENTATION AT COURT]
+
+
+II
+
+Loyalty, like so many other things in England, is a convention to which
+the alien will tacitly conform in the measure of his good taste or his
+good sense. It is not his affair, and in the mean time it is a most
+curious and interesting spectacle; but it is not more remarkable,
+perhaps, than the perfect acquiescence in the aristocratic forms of
+society which hedge the King with their divinity. We think that family
+counts for much with ourselves, in New England or in Virginia; but it
+counts for nothing at all in comparison with the face value at which it
+is current in England. We think we are subject to our plutocracy, when
+we are very much out of humor or out of heart, in some such measure as
+the commoners of England are subject to the aristocracy; but that is
+nonsense. A very rich man with us is all the more ridiculous for his
+more millions; he becomes a byword if not a hissing; he is the meat of
+the paragrapher, the awful example of the preacher; his money is found
+to smell of his methods. But in England, the greater a nobleman is,
+the greater his honor. The American mother who imagines marrying her
+daughter to an English duke, cannot even imagine an English
+duke--say, like him of Devonshire, or him of Northumberland, or him
+of Norfolk--with the social power and state which wait upon him in his
+duchy and in the whole realm; and so is it in degree down to the latest
+and lowest of the baronets, and of those yet humbler men who have been
+knighted for their merits and services in medicine, in literature, in
+art. The greater and greatest nobles are established in a fear which is
+very like what the fear of God used to be when the common people feared
+Him; and, though they are potent political magnates, they mainly rule
+as the King himself does, through the secular reverence of those beneath
+them for their titles and the visible images of their state. They are
+wealthy men, of course, with so much substance that, when one now and
+then attempts to waste it, he can hardly do so; but their wealth alone
+would not establish them in the popular regard. His wealth does no
+such effect for Mr. Astor in England; and mere money, though it is much
+desired by all, is no more venerated in the person of its possessor than
+it is with us. It is ancestry, it is the uncontested primacy of families
+first in their place, time out of mind, that lays its resistless hold
+upon the fancy and bows the spirit before it. By means of this comes
+the sovereign effect in the political as well as the social state; for,
+though the people vote into or out of power those who vote other people
+into or out of the administration, it is always--or so nearly always
+that the exception proves the rule--family that rules, from the King
+down to the least attache of the most unimportant embassy. No doubt many
+of the English are restive under the fact; and, if one had asked their
+mind about it, one might have found them frank enough; but, never asking
+it, it was with amusement that I heard said once, as if such a thing had
+never occurred to anybody before, "Yes, isn't it strange that those few
+families should keep it all among themselves!" It was a slender female
+voice, lifted by a young girl with an air of pensive surprise, as at a
+curious usage of some realm of faery.
+
+
+III
+
+England is in fact, to the American, always a realm of faery, in its
+political and social constitution. It must be owned, concerning the
+government by family, that it certainly seems to work well. That
+justifies it, so far as the exclusion of the immense majority from the
+administration of their own affairs can be justified by anything;
+though I hold that the worst form of graft in office is hardly less
+justifiable: that is, at least, one of the people picking their pockets.
+But it is the universal make-believe behind all the practical virtue of
+the state that constitutes the English monarchy a realm of faery. The
+whole population, both the great and the small, by a common effort of
+the will, agree that there is a man or a woman of a certain line who
+can rightfully inherit the primacy amongst them, and can be dedicated
+through this right to live the life of a god, to be so worshipped and
+flattered, so cockered about with every form of moral and material
+flummery, that he or she may well be more than human not to be made a
+fool of. Then, by a like prodigious stroke of volition, the inhabitants
+of the enchanted island universally agree that there is a class of them
+which can be called out of their names in some sort of title, bestowed
+by some ancestral or actual prince, and can forthwith be something
+different from the rest, who shall thenceforth do them reverence, them
+and their heirs and assigns, forever. By this amusing process, the realm
+of faery is constituted, a thing which could not have any existence in
+nature, yet by its existence in fancy becomes the most absolute of human
+facts.
+
+It is not surprising that, in the conditions which ensue, snobbishness
+should abound; the surprising thing would be if it did not abound. Even
+with ourselves, who by a seven years' struggle burst the faery dream a
+century ago, that least erected spirit rears its loathly head from the
+dust at times, and in our polite press we can read much if we otherwise
+see nothing of its subtle influence. But no evil is without its
+compensating good, and the good of English snobbishness is that it
+has reduced loyalty, whether to the prince or to the patrician, from a
+political to a social significance. That is, it does so with the upper
+classes; with the lower, loyalty finds expression in an unparalleled
+patriotism. An Englishman of the humble or the humbler life may know
+very well that he is not much in himself; but he believes that England
+stands for him, and that royalty and nobility stand for England. Both
+of these, there, are surrounded by an atmosphere of reverence wholly
+inconceivable to the natives of a country where there are only
+millionaires to revere.
+
+
+IV
+
+The most curious thing is that the persons in the faery dream seem to
+believe it as devoutly as the simplest and humblest of the dreamers. The
+persons in the dream apparently take themselves as seriously as if there
+were or could be in reality kings and lords. They could not, of course,
+do so if they were recently dreamed, as they were, say, in the France
+of the Third Empire. There, one fancies, these figments must have always
+been smiling in each other's faces when they were by themselves. But
+the faery dream holds solidly in England because it is such a very old
+dream. Besides, the dream does not interfere with the realities; it even
+honors them. If a man does any great thing in England, the chief figure
+of the faery dream recognizes his deed, stoops to him, lifts him up
+among the other figures, and makes him part of the dream forever. After
+that he has standing, such as no man may have with us for more than that
+psychological moment, when all the papers cry him up, and then everybody
+tries to forget him. But, better than this, the dream has the effect, if
+it has not the fact, of securing every man in his place, so long as
+he keeps to it. Nowhere else in the world is there so much personal
+independence, without aggression, as in England. There is apparently
+nothing of it in Germany; in Italy, every one is so courteous and kind
+that there is no question of it; in the French Republic and in our own,
+it exists in an excess that is molestive and invasive; in England alone
+does it strike the observer as being of exactly the just measure.
+
+Very likely the observer is mistaken, and in the present case he will
+not insist. After all, even the surface indications in such matters are
+slight and few. But what I noted was that, though the simple and humble
+have to go to the wall, and for the most part go to it unkicking, in
+England they were, on their level, respectfully and patiently entreated.
+At a railroad junction one evening, when there was a great hurrying up
+stairs and down, and a mad seeking of wrong trains by right people, the
+company's servants who were taking tickets, and directing passengers
+this way and that, were patiently kind with futile old men and women,
+who came up, in the midst of their torment, and pestered them with
+questions as to the time when trains that had not arrived would leave
+after they did arrive. I shuddered to think what would have at least
+verbally happened to such inquirers with us; but, there, not only their
+lives but their feelings were safe, and they could go away with such
+self-respect as they had quite intact.
+
+
+V
+
+In no country less good-hearted than England could anything so
+wrong-headed as the English baggage system be suffered. But, there,
+passengers of all kinds help the porters to sort their trunks from other
+people's trunks, on arrival at their stations, and apparently think it
+no hardship. The porters, who do not seem especially inspired persons,
+have a sort of guiding instinct in the matter, and wonderfully seldom
+fail to get the things together for the cab, or to get them off the cab,
+and, duly labelled, into the luggage-van. Once, at a great junction,
+my porter seemed to have missed my train, and after vain but not
+unconsidered appeals to the guard, I had to start without it. At
+the next station, the company telegraphed back at its own cost the
+voluminous message of my anxiety and indignation, and I was assured that
+the next train would bring my valise from Crewe to Edinburgh. When I
+arrived at Edinburgh, I casually mentioned my trouble to a guard whom I
+had not seen before. He asked how the bags were marked, and then he said
+they had come with us. My porter had run with them to my train, but in
+despair of getting to my car with his burden, had put them into the
+last luggage-van, and all I had to do was now to identify them at my
+journey's end.
+
+Why one does not, guiltily or guiltlessly, claim other people's baggage,
+I do not know; but apparently it is not the custom. Perhaps in this, the
+deference for any one within his rights, peculiar to the faery dream,
+operates the security of the respective owners of baggage that could
+otherwise easily be the general prey. While I saw constant regard paid
+for personal rights, I saw only one case in which they were offensively
+asserted. This was in starting from York for London, when we attempted
+to take possession of a compartment we had paid for from the nearest
+junction, in order to make certain of it. We found it in the keeping
+of a gentleman who had turned it from a non-smoking into a smoking
+compartment, and bestrewn it with his cigar ashes. When told by the
+porters that we had engaged the compartment, he refused to stir, and
+said that he had paid for his seat, and he should not leave it till he
+was provided with another. In vain they besought him to consider our
+hard case, in being kept out of our own, and promised him another place
+as good as the one he held. He said that he would not believe it till he
+saw it, and as he would not go to see it, and it could not be brought to
+him, there appeared little chance of our getting rid of him. I thought
+it best to let him and the porters fight it out among themselves. When
+a force of guards appeared, they were equally ineffective against
+the intruder, who could not, or did not, say that he did not know the
+compartment was engaged. Suddenly, for no reason, except that he had
+sufficiently stood, or sat, upon his rights, he rose, and the others
+precipitated themselves upon his hand-baggage, mainly composed of
+fishing-tackle, such as a gentleman carries who has been asked to
+somebody's fishing, and bore it away to another part of the train. They
+left one piece behind, and the porter who came back for it was radiantly
+smiling, as if the struggle had been an agreeable exercise, and he spoke
+of his antagonist without the least exasperation; evidently, he regarded
+him as one who had justly defended himself from corporate aggression;
+his sympathies were with him rather than with us, perhaps because we had
+not so vigorously asserted ourselves.
+
+
+VI
+
+A case in which a personal wrong rather than a personal right was
+offensively asserted, was that of a lady, young and too fair to be so
+unfair, in a crowded train coming from the Doncaster Races to York. She
+had kept a whole first-class compartment to herself, putting her maid
+into the second-class adjoining, and heaping the vacant seats with her
+hand-baggage, which had also overflowed into the corridor. At the time
+the train started she was comforting herself in her luxurious solitude
+with a cup of tea, and she stood up, as if to keep other people out.
+But, after waiting, seven of us, in the corridor, until she should offer
+to admit us, we all swarmed in upon her, and made ourselves indignantly
+at home. When it came to that she offered no protest, but gathered up
+her belongings, and barricaded herself with them. Among the rest there
+was a typewriting-machine, but what manner of young lady she was, or
+whether of the journalistic or the theatrical tribe, has never revealed
+itself to this day. We could not believe that she was very high-born,
+not nearly so high, for instance, as the old lady who helped dispossess
+her, and who, when we ventured the hope that it would not rain on the
+morrow, which was to be St. Leger Day, almost lost the kindness for us
+inspired by some small service, because we had the bad taste to suggest
+such a possibility for so sacred a day.
+
+I never saw people standing in a train, except that once which I have
+already noted, when in a very crowded car in Wales, two women, decent
+elderly persons, got in and were suffered to remain on foot by the young
+men who had comfortable places; no one dreamed, apparently, of offering
+to give up his seat. But, on the other hand, a superior civilization
+is shown in what I may call the manual forbearance of the trolley and
+railway folk, who are so apt to nudge and punch you at home here, when
+they wish your attention. The like happened to me only once in England,
+and that was at Liverpool, where the tram conductor, who laid hands
+on me instead of speaking, had perhaps been corrupted by the unseen
+American influences of a port at which we arrive so abundantly and
+indiscriminately. I did not resent the touch, though it is what every
+one is expected to do, if aggrieved, and every one else does it in
+England. Within his rights, every one is safe; though there may be some
+who have no rights. If there were, I did not see them, and I suppose
+that, as an alien, I might have refused to stand up and uncover when the
+band began playing _God Save the King_, as it did at the end of every
+musical occasion; I might have urged that, being no subject of the King,
+I did not feel bound to join in the general prayer. But that would have
+been churlish, and, where every one had been so civil to me, I did not
+see why I should not be civil to the King, in a small matter. In the
+aggregate indeed, it is not a small matter, and I suppose that the
+stranger always finds the patriotism of a country molestive. Patriotism
+is, at any rate, very disagreeable, with the sole exception of our own,
+which we are constantly wishing to share with other people, especially
+with English people. We spare them none of it, even in their own
+country, and yet many of us object to theirs; I feel that I am myself
+being rather offensive about it, now, at this distance from them. Upon
+the whole, not caring very actively for us, one way or the other, they
+take it amiably; they try to get our point of view, and, as if it were a
+thorn, self-sacrificially press their bosoms against it, in the present
+or recent _entente cordiale_. None of their idiosyncrasies is more
+notable than their patience, their kindness with our divergence from
+them; but I am not sure that, having borne with us when we are by, they
+do not take it out of us when we are away.
+
+We are the poetry of a few, who, we like to think, have studied the
+most deeply into the causes of our being, or its excuses. But you cannot
+always be enjoying poetry, and I could well imagine that our lovers must
+sometimes prefer to shut the page. The common gentleness comes from the
+common indifference, and from something else that I will not directly
+touch upon. What is certain is that, with all manner of strangers,
+the English seem very gentle, when they meet in chance encounter. The
+average level of good manners is high. My experience was not the widest,
+and I am always owning it was not deep; but, such as it was, it brought
+me to the distasteful conviction that in England I did not see the
+mannerless uncouthness which I often see in America, not so often from
+high to low, or from old to young, but the reverse. There may be much
+more than we infer, at the moment, from the modulated voices, which
+sweetens casual intercourse, but there are certain terms of respect,
+almost unknown to us, which more obviously do that effect. It is a pity
+that democracy, being the fine thing it essentially is, should behave
+so rudely. Must we come to family government, in order to be filial or
+fraternal in our bearing with one another? Why should we be so blunt, so
+sharp, so ironical, so brutal in our kindness?
+
+
+VII
+
+The single-mindedness of the English is beautiful. It may not help to
+the instant understanding of our jokes; but then, even we are not always
+joking, and it does help to put us at rest and to make us feel safe. The
+Englishman may not always tell the truth, but he makes us feel that we
+are not so sincere as he; perhaps there are many sorts of sincerity. But
+there is something almost caressing in the kindly pause that precedes
+his perception of your meaning, and this is very pleasing after the
+sense of always having your hearer instantly onto you. When, by a chance
+indefinitely rarer than it is with us at home, one meets an Irishman in
+England, or better still an Irishwoman, there is an instant lift of the
+spirit; and, when one passes the Scotch border, there is so much lift
+that, on returning, one sinks back into the embrace of the English
+temperament, with a sigh for the comfort of its soft unhurried
+expectation that there is really something in what you say which, will
+be clear by-and-by.
+
+Having said so much as this in compliance with the frequent American
+pretence that the English are without humor, I wish to hedge in the
+interest of truth. They certainly are not so constantly joking as we; it
+does not apparently seem to them that fate can be propitiated by a habit
+of pleasantry, or that this is so merry a world that one need go about
+grinning in it. Perhaps the conditions with most of them are harder than
+the conditions with most of us. But, thinking of certain Englishmen
+I have known, I should be ashamed to join in the cry of those
+story-telling Americans whose jokes have sometimes fallen effectless.
+It is true that, wherever the Celt has leavened the doughier Anglo-Saxon
+lump, the expectation of a humorous sympathy is greater; but there are
+subtile spirits of Teutonic origin whose fineness we cannot deny, whose
+delicate gayety is of a sort which may well leave ours impeaching itself
+of a heavier and grosser fibre.
+
+No doubt you must sometimes, and possibly oftenest, go more than
+half-way for the response to your humorous intention. Those subtile
+spirits are shy, and may not offer it an effusive welcome. They are
+also of such an exquisite honesty that, if they do not think your wit
+is funny, they will not smile at it, and this may grieve some of our
+jokers. But, if you have something fine and good in you, you need not be
+afraid they will fail of it, and they will not be so long about finding
+it out as some travellers say. When it comes to the grace of the
+imaginative in your pleasantry, they will be even beforehand with you.
+But in their extreme of impersonality they will leave the initiative to
+you in the matter of humor as in others. They will no more seek out your
+peculiar humor than they will name you in speaking with you.
+
+
+VIII
+
+Nothing in England seeks you out, except the damp. Your impressions, you
+have to fight for them. What you see or hear seems of accident. The sort
+of people you have read of your whole life, and are most intimate with
+in fiction, you must surprise. They no more court observance than the
+birds in whose seasonable slaughter society from the King down delights.
+In fact, it is probable that, if you looked for both, you would find the
+gunner shyer than the gunned. The pheasant and the fox are bred to give
+pleasure by their chase; they are tenderly cared for and watched over
+and kept from harm at the hands of all who do not wish to kill them for
+the joy of killing, and they are not so elusive but they can be seen by
+easy chance. The pheasant especially has at times all but the boldness
+of the barnyard in his fearless port. Once from my passing train, I saw
+him standing in the middle of a ploughed field, erect, distinct, like
+a statue of himself, commemorative of the long ages in which his heroic
+death and martyr sufferance have formed the pride of princes and the
+peril of poachers. But I never once saw him shot, though almost as many
+gunners pursue him as there are pheasants in the land. This alone shows
+how shy the gunners are; and when once I saw the trail of a fox-hunt
+from the same coign of vantage without seeing the fox, I felt that I
+had almost indecently come upon the horse and hounds, and that the pink
+coats and the flowery spread of the dappled dogs over the field were
+mine by a kind of sneak as base as killing a fox to save my hens.
+
+
+IX
+
+Equally with the foxes and the pheasants, the royalties and nobilities
+abound in English novels, which really form the chief means of our
+acquaintance with English life; but the chances that reveal them to the
+average unintroduced, unpresented American are rarer. By these chances,
+I heard, out of the whole peerage, but one lord so addressed in public,
+and that was on a railroad platform where a porter was reassuring him
+about his luggage. Similarly, I once saw a lady of quality, a tall and
+girlish she, who stood beside her husband, absently rubbing with her
+glove the window of her motor, and whom but for the kind interest of our
+cabman we might never have known for a duchess. It is by their personal
+uninsistence largely, no doubt, that the monarchy and the aristocracy
+exist; the figures of the faery dream remain blent with the background,
+and appear from it only when required to lay cornerstones, or preside at
+races, or teas or bazars, or to represent the masses at home and abroad,
+and invisibly hold the viewless reins of government.
+
+Yet it must not be supposed that the commoner sort of dreamers are never
+jealous of these figments of their fancy. They are often so, and rouse
+themselves to self-assertion as frequently as our Better Element flings
+off the yoke of Tammany. At a fair, open to any who would pay, for
+some forgotten good object, such as is always engaging the energies
+of society, I saw moving among the paying guests the tall form of a
+nobleman who had somehow made himself so distasteful to his neighbors
+that they were not his friends, and regularly voted down his men,
+whether they stood for Parliament or County Council, and whether they
+were better than the popular choice or not. As a matter of fact, it was
+said that they were really better, but the people would not have them
+because they were his; and one of the theories of English manliness
+is that the constant pressure from above has toughened the spirit and
+enabled Englishmen to stand up stouter and straighter each in his place,
+just as it is contended elsewhere that the aesthetic qualities of the
+human race have been heightened by its stresses and deprivations in the
+struggle of life.
+
+For my own part, I believe neither the one theory nor the other. People
+are the worse for having people above them, and are the ruder and
+coarser for having to fight their way. If the triumph of social
+inequality is such that there are not four men in London who are not
+snobs, it cannot boast itself greater than the success of economic
+inequality with ourselves, among whom the fight for money has not
+produced of late a first-class poet, painter, or sculptor. The English,
+if they are now the manliest people under the sun, have to thank not
+their masters but themselves, and a nature originally so generous that
+no abuse could lastingly wrong it, no political absurdity spoil it. But
+if this nature had been left free from the beginning, we might see now a
+nation of Englishmen who, instead of being bound so hard and fast in
+the bonds of an imperial patriotism, would be the first in a world-wide
+altruism. Yet their patriotism is so devout that it may well pass itself
+off upon them for a religious emotion, instead of the superstition which
+seems to the stranger the implication of an England in the next world as
+well as in this.
+
+
+X
+
+We fancy that, because we have here an Episcopal Church, with its
+hierarchy, we have something equivalent to the English Church. But that
+is a mistake. The English Church is a part of the whole of English life,
+as the army or navy is; in English crowds, the national priest is not so
+frequent as the national soldier, but he is of as marked a quality, and
+as distinct from the civil world, in uniform, bearing, and aspect; in
+the cathedral towns, he and his like form a sort of spiritual garrison.
+At home here you may be ignorant of the feasts of the Episcopal Church
+without shame or inconvenience; but in England you had better be versed
+in the incidence of all the holy days if you would stand well with
+other men, and would know accurately when the changes in the railroad
+time-tables will take place. It will not do to have ascertained the
+limits of Lent; you must be up in the Michaelmases and Whitmondays,
+and the minor saints' days. When once you have mastered this
+difficult science, you will realize what a colossal transaction the
+disestablishment of the English Church in England would be, and how it
+would affect the whole social fabric.
+
+But, even when you have learned your lesson, it will not be to you as
+that knowledge which has been lived, and which has no more need ever
+to question itself than the habitual pronunciation of words. If one has
+moved in good English society, one has no need ever to ask how a word is
+pronounced, far less to go to the dictionary; one pronounces it as one
+has always heard it pronounced. The sense of this gives the American a
+sort of despair, like that of a German or French speaking foreigner, who
+perceives that he never will be able to speak English. The American is
+rather worse off, for he has to subdue an inward rebellion, and to form
+even the wish to pronounce some English words as the English do. He
+has, for example, always said "financier," with the accent on the last
+syllable; and if he has consulted his Webster he has found that there
+was no choice for him. Then, when he hears it pronounced at Oxford by
+the head of a college with the accent on the second syllable, and learns
+on asking that it is never otherwise accented in England, his head
+whirls a little, and he has a sick moment, in which he thinks he had
+better let the verb "to be" govern the accusative as the English do,
+and be done with it, or else telegraph for his passage home at once. Or
+stop! He must not "telegraph," he must "wire."
+
+
+XI
+
+As for that breathing in the wrong place which is known as dropping
+one's aitches, I found that in the long time between the first and last
+of my English sojourns, there had arisen the theory that it was a vice
+purely cockney in origin, and that it had grown upon the nation through
+the National Schools. It is grossly believed, or boldly pretended, that
+till the National School teachers had conformed to the London standard
+in their pronunciation the wrong breathing was almost unknown in
+England, but that now it was heard everywhere south of the Scottish
+border. Worse yet, the teachers in the National Schools had scattered
+far and wide that peculiar intonation, that droll slip or twist of the
+vowel sounds by which the cockney alone formerly proclaimed his low
+breeding, and the infection is now spread as far as popular learning.
+Like the wrong breathing, it is social death "to any he that utters it,"
+not indeed that swift extinction which follows having your name crossed
+by royalty from the list of guests at a house where royalty is about to
+visit, but a slow, insidious malady, which preys upon its victim, and
+finally destroys him after his life-long struggle to shake it off. It is
+even worse than the wrong breathing, and is destined to sweep the whole
+island, where you can nowhere, even now, be quite safe from hearing
+a woman call herself "a lydy." It may indeed be the contagion of the
+National School teacher, but I feel quite sure, from long observation of
+the wrong breathing, that the wrong breathing did not spread from London
+through the schools, but was everywhere as surely characteristic of
+the unbred in England as nasality is with us. Both infirmities are of
+national origin and extent, and both are individual or personal in their
+manifestation. That is, some Americans in every part of the Union talk
+through their noses; some Englishmen in every part of the kingdom drop
+their aitches.
+
+The English-speaking Welsh often drop their aitches, as the
+English-speaking French do, though the Scotch and Irish never drop them,
+any more than the Americans, or the English of the second generation
+among us; but the extremely interesting and great little people of Wales
+are otherwise as unlike the English as their mother-language is. They
+seem capable of doing anything but standing six feet in their stockings,
+which is such a very common achievement with the English, but that is
+the fault of nature which gave them dark complexions and the English
+fair. Where the work of the spirit comes in, it effects such a
+difference between the two peoples as lies between an Eisteddfod and a
+horse-race. While all the singers of Wales met in artistic emulation at
+their national musical festival at Rhyl, all the gamblers of England met
+in the national pastime of playing the horses at Doncaster. More money
+probably changed hands on the events at Doncaster than at Rhyl, and it
+was characteristic of the prevalent influence in the common civilization
+(if there is a civilization common to both races) that the King was at
+Doncaster and not at Rhyl. But I do not say this to his disadvantage,
+for I was myself at Doncaster and not at Rhyl. You cannot, unless
+you have a very practised ear, say which is the finer singer at an
+Eisteddfod, but almost any one can see which horse comes in first at a
+race.
+
+
+XII
+
+What is most striking in the mixture of strains in England is that it
+apparently has not ultimately mixed them; and perhaps after a thousand
+years the racial traits will be found marking Americans as persistently.
+We now absorb, and suppose ourselves to be assimilating, the different
+voluntary and involuntary immigrations; but doubtless after two thousand
+years the African, the Celt, the Scandinavian, the Teuton, the Gaul,
+the Hun, the Latin, the Slav will be found atavistically asserting his
+origin in certain of their common posterity. The Pennsylvania Germans
+have as stolidly maintained their identity for two centuries as the
+Welsh in Great Britain for twenty, or, so far as history knows, from
+the beginning of time. The prejudices of one British stock concerning
+another are as lively as ever, apparently, however the enmities may
+have worn themselves away. One need not record any of these English
+prejudices concerning the Scotch or Irish; they are too well known; but
+I may set down the opinion of a lively companion in a railroad journey
+that the Welsh are "the prize liars of the universe." He was an expert
+accountant by profession, and his affairs took him everywhere in the
+three Kingdoms, and this was his settled error; for the Welsh themselves
+know that, if they sometimes seem the prey of a lively imagination, it
+is the philologically noted fault of their language, which refuses to
+lend itself to the accurate expression of fact, but which would probably
+afford them terms for pronouncing the statement of my accountant
+inexact. He was perhaps a man of convictions rather than conclusions,
+for, though he was a bright intelligence, of unusually varied interests,
+there were things that had never appealed to him. We praised together
+the lovely September landscape through which we were running, and I
+ventured some remark upon the large holdings of the land: a thing that
+always saddened me in the face of nature with the reflection that those
+who tilled the soil owned none of it; though I ought to have remembered
+the times when the soil owned them, and taken heart. My notion seemed to
+strike him for the first time, but he dismissed the fact as a necessary
+part of the English system; it had never occurred to him that there
+could be question of that system. There must be many Englishmen to whom
+it does occur, but if you do not happen to meet them you cannot blame
+the others.
+
+I fancied that one of the Englishmen to whom it might have occurred was
+he whom I met in Wales at Aberystwyth, where we spoke together a moment
+in the shadow of the co-educational University there, and who seemed at
+least of a different mind concerning the Welsh. "These Welsh farmers,"
+he said, "send their sons and daughters to college as if it were quite
+the natural thing to do. But just imagine a Dorsetshire peasant sending
+his boy to a University!"
+
+We suppose that the large holdings of land are the effect of wrongs and
+abuses now wholly in the past, and that the causes for their increase
+are no longer operative, but are something like those geological laws by
+which the strata under them formed themselves. Once, however, in driving
+through the most beautiful part of England, which I will not specify
+because every part of England is the most beautiful, I came upon an
+illustration of the reverse, as signal as the spectacle of a landslide.
+It was the accumulation, not merely within men's memories, but within
+the actual generation, of vast bodies of land in the hold of a great
+nobleman who had contrived a title in them by the simple device of
+enclosing the people's commons. It was a wrong, but there was no one of
+the wronged who was brave enough or rich enough to dispute it through
+the broken law, and no witness public-spirited enough to come to
+their aid. Such things make us think patiently, almost proudly, of
+our national foible of graft, which may really be of feudal origin.
+Doubtless the aggression was attacked in the press, but we all know
+what the attacks of the press amount to against the steadfast will of
+a powerful corporation, and a great nobleman in England is a powerful
+corporation. In this instance he had not apparently taken the people's
+land without some wish to make them a return for it. He had built a
+handsome road through their property, which he maintained in splendid
+condition, and he allowed them to drive over his road, and to walk
+freely in certain portions of their woods. He had also built a
+magnificent hospital for them, and it seemed rather hard, then, to
+hear that one of the humblest of them had been known to speak of him in
+whispered confidence as a "Upas tree."
+
+
+XIII
+
+Probably he was not personally a Upas tree, probably the rancor toward
+him left from being bawled after by one of his gatemen at a turning we
+had taken in his enclosure, "That's a private path!" was unjust. There
+was no sign, such as everywhere in England renders a place secure from
+intrusion. The word "Private" painted up anywhere does the effect of
+bolts and bars and of all obsolete man-traps beyond it, and is not for a
+moment that challenge to the wayfaring foot which it seems so often
+with us; but the warnings to the public which we make so mandatory, the
+English language with unfailing gentleness. You are not told to keep
+your foot or your wheel to a certain pathway; you are "requested,"
+and sometimes even "kindly requested"; I do not know but once I was
+"respectfully requested." Perhaps that nobleman's possession of these
+lands was so new that his retainers had to practise something of
+unwonted rudeness in keeping it wholly his where he chose. At any rate,
+the rule of civility is so universal that the politeness from class to
+class is, for what the stranger sees, all but unfailing. I dare say he
+does not see everything, even the Argus-eyed American, but apparently
+the manners of the lower class, where they have been touched by the
+upper, have been softened and polished to the same consistence
+and complexion. When it comes to the proffers, and refusals, and
+insistences, and acceptances between people of condition, such as I
+witnessed once in a crowded first-class carriage from London on an
+Oxford holiday, nothing could be more gently urgent, more beautifully
+forbearing. If the writers of our romantic novels could get just those
+manners into their fiction, I should not mind their dealing so much with
+the English nobility and gentry; for those who intend being our
+nobility and gentry, by-and-by, could not do better than study such
+high-breeding.
+
+If we approach the morals of either superiors or inferiors, we are in
+a region where it behooves us to tread carefully. To be honest, I know
+nothing about them, and I will not assume to know anything. I heard from
+authority which I could not suspect of posing for omniscience that the
+English rustics were apt to be very depraved, but they may on the
+other hand be saints for all that I can prove against them. They are
+superstitious, it is said, and there are few villages or old houses
+that have not their tutelary spectres. The belief in ghosts is almost
+universal among the people; as I may allow without superiority, for I
+do not know but I believe in them myself, and there are some million of
+American spiritualists who make an open profession of faith in them. It
+is said also that the poor in England are much spoiled by the constant
+aid given them in charity. This is supposed to corrupt them, and to
+make them dependent upon the favors of fortune, rather than the sweat of
+their brows. On the other hand, they often cannot get work, as I infer
+from the armies of the unemployed, and, in these cases, I cannot hold
+them greatly to blame if they bless their givers by their readiness
+to receive. If one may infer from the incessant beneficences, and the
+constant demands for more and more charities, one heaped upon another,
+there are more good objects in England than anywhere else under the sun,
+for one only gives to good objects, of course. The oppression of the
+subscriptions is tempered by the smallness of the sum which may satisfy
+them. "Five shillings is a subscription," said a friend who was accused
+of really always giving five pounds.
+
+
+XIV
+
+The English rich do not give so spectacularly as our rich do--that
+is, by handfuls of millions, but then the whole community gives more, I
+think, than our community does, and when it does not give, the necessary
+succor is taxed out of its incomes and legacies. I do not mean that
+there is no destitution, but only that the better off seem to have the
+worse off more universally and perpetually in mind than with us. All
+this is believed to be very demoralizing to the poor, and doubtless the
+certainty of soup and flannel is bad for the soul of an old woman whose
+body is doubled up with rheumatism. The Church seems to blame for
+much of the evil that ensues from giving something to people who have
+nothing; but I dare say the Dissenters are also guilty.
+
+Just how much is wanted to stay the stomach of a healthy pauper, it
+would be hard to say; but now and then the wayfarer gets some hint of
+the frequency if not the amount of feeding among the poor who are able
+to feed themselves. One day, in the outskirts--they were very tattered
+and draggled--of Liverpool, we stopped at a pastry-shop, where the kind
+woman "thought she could accommodate" us with a cup of tea, though she
+was terribly pressed with custom from all sorts of minute maids and
+small boys coming in for "penn'orths" of that frightful variety of tart
+and cake which dismays the beholder from innumerable shop windows
+in England. When we were brought our safer refection, we noted her
+activities to the hostess, and she said, "Yes, they all want a bit
+of cake with their tea, even the poorest"; and when we ventured our
+supposition that they made their afternoon tea the last meal of the day,
+she laughed at the notion. "Last meal! They have a good supper before
+they go to bed. Indeed, they all want their four meals a day."
+
+Another time, thriftily running in a third-class carriage from Crewe to
+Chester, I was joined by a friendly man who addressed me with the frank
+cordiality of the lower classes in recognizing one of their sort. "They
+don't know how to charge!" he said, with an irony that referred to the
+fourpence he had been obliged to pay for a cup of station tea; and when
+I tried to allege some mitigating facts in behalf of the company, he
+readily became autobiographical. The transition from tea to eating
+generally was easy, and he told me that he was a plumber, going to do a
+job of work at Llandudno, where he had to pay fourteen bob, which I
+knew to be shillings and mentally translated into $3.50, a week for
+his board. His wages were $1.50 a day, which the reader who multiplies
+fourpence by twenty, to make up the difference in money values, will
+find to be the wages of a good mechanic in the first Edward's time, five
+hundred years ago. On this he professed to live very well. He rose
+every morning at half-past four, and at six he had a breakfast of bread,
+butter, and coffee; at nine he had porridge and coffee; at one, he had
+soup, meat, and eggs, and perhaps beer; at night, after he got home from
+work, he had a stew and a bit of meat, and perhaps beer, with Mother. He
+thought that English people ate too much, generally, and especially
+on Sunday, when they had nothing else to do. Most men never came home
+without asking, "Well, Mother, what have you got for me to eat now?"
+When I remembered how sparely our farm people and mechanics fared, I
+thought that he was right, or they were wrong; for the puzzling fact
+remained that they looked gaunt and dyspeptic, and he hale and fresh,
+though the difference may have had as much to do with the air as the
+food. I liked him, and I cannot leave him without noting that he was of
+the lean-faced, slightly aquiline British type, with a light mustache;
+he was well dressed and well set up, and he spoke strongly, as North
+Britons do, with nothing of our people's husky whine. I found him on
+further acquaintance of anti-Chamberlain politics, pro-Boer as to
+the late war, and rather socialistic. He blamed the labor men for
+not choosing labor men to office instead of the gentry who offered
+themselves. He belonged to a plumbers' union, and he had nothing to
+complain of, but he inferred that the working-man was better off in
+America, from the fact that none of his friends who had gone to the
+States ever came home to stay, though they nearly all came home for
+a holiday, sooner or later. He differed from my other friend, the
+accountant, in being very fond of the Welsh; it must be owned their race
+seemed to have acquired merit with him through the tip of two sovereigns
+which his last employer in Llandudno had given him. On the other hand,
+he had no love for the Italians who were coming in, especially at
+Glasgow. In Glasgow, he said, there were more drunken women than
+anywhere else in the world, though there was no public-house drinking
+with them as in London. This, so far as I got at it, formed his outlook
+on life, but I dare say there was more of it.
+
+
+XV
+
+I was always regretting that I got at the people so little, and that
+only chance hints of what they were thinking and feeling reached me.
+Now and then, a native observer said something about them which
+seemed luminous. "We are frightfully feudal," such an observer said,
+"especially the poor." He did not think it a fault, I believe, and only
+used his adverb intensifyingly, for he was of a Tory mind. He meant the
+poor among the country people, who have at last mastered that principle
+of the feudal system which early enabled the great nobles to pay nothing
+for the benefits they enjoyed from it. But my other friend, the plumber,
+was not the least feudal, or not so feudal as many a lowly ward-heeler
+in New York, who helps to make up the muster of some captain of
+politics, under the lead of a common boss. The texture of society, in
+the smarter sense, the narrower sense, is what I could not venture to
+speak of more confidently. Once I asked a friend, a very dear and valued
+friend, whether a man's origin or occupation would make any difference
+in his social acceptance, if he were otherwise interesting and
+important. He seemed not to know what I would be at, and, when he
+understood, he responded with almost a shout of amazement, "Oh, not the
+least in the world!" But I have my doubts still; and I should say that
+it might be as difficult for a very cultivated and agreeable man servant
+to get on in London society, as for an artist or poet to feel at home
+in the first circles of New York. Possibly, however, London society,
+because of its almost immeasurable vastness, can take in more of more
+sorts of people, without the consciousness of differences which keeps
+our own first circles so elect. I venture, somewhat wildly, somewhat
+unwarrantably, the belief that English society is less sensitive to
+moral differences than ours, and that people with their little _taches_
+would find less anxiety in London than in New York lest they should come
+off on the people they rubbed against. Some Americans, who, even with
+our increasing prevalence of divorces, are not well seen at home, are
+cheerfully welcomed in England.
+
+Perhaps, there, all Americans, good and bad, high and low, coarse and
+fine, are the same to senses not accustomed to our varying textures
+and shades of color; that is a matter I should be glad to remand to the
+psychologist, who will have work enough to do if he comes to inquire
+into such mysteries. One can never be certain just how the English take
+us, or how much, or whether they take us at all. Oftenest I was inclined
+to think that we were imperceptible to them, or that, when we were
+perceptible, they were aware of us as Swedenborg says the most celestial
+angels are aware of evil spirits, merely as something angular. Americans
+were distressful to their consciousness, they did not know why; and
+then they tried to ignore us. But perhaps this is putting it a little
+fantastically. What I know is that one comes increasingly to reserve the
+fact of one's nationality, when it is not essential to the occasion, and
+to become as much as possible an unknown quality, rather than a quality
+aggressive or positive. Sometimes, when I could feel certain of my
+ground, I ventured my conviction that Englishmen were not so much
+interested in Americans as those Americans who stayed at home were apt
+to think; but when I once expressed this belief to a Unitarian minister,
+whom I met in the West of England, he received it with surprise and
+refusal. He said that in his own immediate circle, at least, his friends
+were interested and increasingly interested in America, what she was
+and what she meant to be, and still looked toward her for the lead
+in certain high things which Englishmen have ceased to expect of
+themselves. My impression is that most of the most forward of the
+English Sociologists regard America as a back number in those political
+economics which imply equality as well as liberty in the future. They do
+not see any difference between our conditions and theirs, as regards
+the man who works for his living with his hands, except that wages are
+higher with us, and that physically there is more elbow-room, though
+mentally and morally there is not. Save a little in my Unitarian
+minister, and this only conjecturally, I did not encounter that fine
+spirit which in Old England used to imagine the New World we have not
+quite turned out to be; but once I met an Englishman who had lived
+in Canada, and who, gentleman-bred as he was, looked back with fond
+homesickness to the woods where he had taken up land, and built himself
+a personable house, chiefly with his own hands. He had lived himself out
+of touch with his old English life in that new country, and had drawn
+breath in an opener and livelier air which filled his lungs as the home
+atmosphere never could again.
+
+
+XVI
+
+Yet he was standing stiffly up for himself, and strewing his
+convictions and opinions broadcast as the English all do when pressed
+by circumstance, while we, with none of their shyness, mostly think our
+thoughts to ourselves. I suppose we do it because we like better than
+they to seem of one effect with the rest of our kind. In England one
+sees a variety of dress in men which one rarely sees at home. They dress
+there not only in keeping with their work and their play, but in the
+indulgence of any freak of personal fancy, so that in the street of a
+provincial town, like Bath, for instance, you will encounter in a short
+walk a greater range of trousers, leggings, caps, hats, coats, jackets,
+collars, scarfs, boots and shoes, of tan and black, than you would meet
+at home in a month of Sundays. The differences do not go to the length
+of fashions, such as reduce our differences to uniformity, and clothe,
+say, our legs in knickerbockers till it is found everybody is wearing
+them, when immediately nobody wears them. Only ladies, of fashions
+beyond men's, gratify caprices like ours, and even these perhaps not
+voluntarily. In the obedience they show to the rule that they must never
+wear the same dinner or ball gown twice, it was said (but who can ever
+find out the truth of such things?) that they sometimes had sent home
+from the dressmaker's a number of dresses on liking, and wore them in
+succession, only to return them, all but one at least, as not liked, the
+dressmaker having found her account in her work being shown in society.
+
+[Illustration: AN ENGLISH HOUSEMAID]
+
+I do not know just what is to be inferred from a social fact or
+statement like this, but I may say that the devotion to an ideal of
+social position is far deeper with the English than with us. Whether
+we spend more or not, I believe that the English live much nearer their
+incomes than Americans do. I think that we save more out of our
+earnings than they out of theirs, and that in this we are more like the
+Continental peoples, the French or the Italians. They spend vastly more
+on state than we do, because, for one thing, they have more state to
+spend on. A man may continue to make money in America, and not change
+his manner of living till he chooses, and he may never change it. Such
+a thing could not happen to an Englishwoman as happened to the elderly
+American housewife who walked through the magnificent house which her
+husband had bought to surprise her, and sighed out at last, "Well, now I
+suppose I shall have to keep a girl!" The girl would have been kept
+from the beginning of her husband's prosperity, and multiplied, till
+the house was full of servants. If you have the means of a gentleman
+in England, you must live like a gentleman, apparently; you cannot live
+plainly, and put by, and largely you must trust to your life-insurance
+as the fortune you will leave your heirs. It cannot be denied that the
+more generous expenditure of the English adds to the grace of life, and
+that they are more hospitable according to their means than we are; or
+than those Continental peoples who are not hospitable at all.
+
+A thing that one feels more and more irritatingly in England is that,
+while with other foreigners we stand on common ground, where we may be
+as unlike them as we choose, with the English we always stand on English
+ground, where we can differ only at our peril, and to our disadvantage.
+A person speaking English and bearing an English name, had better be
+English, for if he cannot it shows, it proves, that there is something
+wrong in him. Our misfortune is that our tradition, and perhaps our
+inclination, obliges us to be un-English, whereas we do not trouble
+ourselves to be un-French, or un-Italian, for we are so by nature. The
+effort involved in distinguishing ourselves breeds a sort of annoyance,
+or call it no more than uneasiness, which is almost as bad as a bad
+conscience; and in our sense of hopeless perdition we turn vindictively
+upon our judge. But that is not fair and it is not wise; he does not
+mean to be our judge, except when he comes to us for the purpose; in his
+own house, he is civilly unaware of putting us to any test whatever. If
+you ask him whether he likes this thing or that of ours, he will tell
+you frankly; he never can see why he should not be frank; he has a kind
+of helplessness in always speaking the truth; and he does not try to
+make it palatable.
+
+
+XVII
+
+An English Radical, who would say of his King no more than that he was
+a good little man, and most useful in promoting friendship with France,
+was inclined to blame us because we did not stay by at the time of our
+Revolution, and help them fight out as Englishmen the fight for English
+freedom. He had none of the loyalty of sentiment which so mystifies the
+American, but plenty of the loyalty of reason, and expected a Utopia
+which should not be of political but of economical cast. But one was
+always coming upon illustrations of the loyalty of sentiment with
+which of course one could have no quarrel, for their patriotism seldom
+concerned us, except rather handsomely to include us. The French have
+ceased to be the hereditary enemy, and the Russians have now taken their
+place in the popular patriotism. I always talked with the lower classes
+when I could, perhaps because I felt myself near them in my unworthy
+way, and one evening in a grassy lane I made the acquaintance of a
+friendly man letting his horse browse the wayside turf. He was in the
+livery-stable line, but he had been a soldier many years. Upon this
+episode he became freely autobiographical, especially concerning his
+service in India. He volunteered the declaration that he had had enough
+of war, but he added, thoughtfully, "I should like to go out for a
+couple of years if there was any trouble with Russia."
+
+The love of England comes out charmingly in the swarming of English
+tourists in every part of their country. Americans may sometimes
+outnumber them at the Continental shrines, but we are in a pitiful
+minority at the memorable places in England; in fact, we are nowhere
+beside the natives. I liked their fondness for their own so much that
+I never could feel the fine scorn for "trippers" which I believe all
+persons of condition ought to assume. Even when the trippers did
+not seem very intelligently interested in what they saw, they were
+harmlessly employed, for a scene of beauty, or of historic appeal, could
+not be desecrated by the courtships which are constantly going on all
+over England, especially at the holiday seasons.
+
+The English are, indeed, great holiday-makers, even when past the age
+of putting their arms around one another's waists. The many and many
+seaside resorts form the place of their favorite outings, where they try
+to spend such days and weeks of the late summer as their savings will
+pay for. It is said that families in very humble station save the year
+round for these vacations, and, having put by twelve or fifteen pounds,
+repair to some such waterside as Blackpool, or its analogue in their
+neighborhood, and lavish them upon the brief joy of the time. They
+take the cheaper lodgings, and bring with them the less perishable
+provisions, and lead a life of resolute gayety on the sands and in the
+sea, and at the pier-ends where the negro minstrels and the Pierrots,
+who equally abound, make the afternoons and evenings a delight which no
+one would suspect from their faces to be the wild thing it is. If they
+go home at the end "high sorrowful and cloyed," there is no forecast of
+it in their demeanor, which is as little troubled as it is animated.
+The young people are even openly gay, and the robustness of their
+flirtations adds sensibly to the interest of the spectator. Our own
+public lovers seem of a humbler sort, and they mostly content themselves
+with the passive embraces of which every seat in our parks affords an
+example; but in England such lovers add playful struggles. A favorite
+pastime seemed to be for one of them to hold something in the hand, and
+for the other to try prying it open. When it was the young man who kept
+his hand shut, the struggle could go on almost indefinitely. I suppose
+it led to many engagements and marriages.
+
+When the young people were not walking up and down, or playfully
+scuffling, they were reading novels; in fact, I do not imagine that
+anywhere else in the world is there a half, or a tenth part, so much
+fiction consumed as in the English summer resorts. It is probably of the
+innutritious lightness of pop-corn; I had never the courage to look at
+the volumes which I could so easily have overlooked; but I am sure it
+was all out of the circulating library. As there were often several
+young women to one man, most of the girls had to content themselves
+with the flirtations in the books, where, I dare say, the heroines
+were always prying the heroes' hands open. On every seat one found them
+poring upon the glowing page, and met them in every walk with a volume
+under the arm, and another clasped to the heart. At places where the
+hand played, and they were ostensibly listening to the music, they were
+bowed upon their books, and the flutter of the turning leaves almost
+silenced the blare of the horns. By what inspiration they knew when _God
+Save the King_ was coming, and rose with a long sigh heaved in common,
+I should not be able to say. Perhaps they always reached the end of a
+story at the time the band came to that closing number, or perhaps they
+felt its imminence in their nerves. The fiction was not confined to the
+young girls, however. Both sexes and all ages partook of it; I saw as
+many old girls as young girls reading novels, and mothers of families
+were apparently as much addicted to the indulgence. I suppose they put
+by their books when they took tea, which is the other most noticeable
+dissipation in England. But I cannot enter upon that chapter; it is
+too large a theme; I will say, merely, that as the saloons are on Sixth
+Avenue, so the tearooms are in every part of the island.
+
+[Illustration: LEADS A LIFE OF GAYETY ON THE SANDS]
+
+
+XVIII
+
+It had seemed to me in former visits to England that the Christian
+Sabbath was a more depressing day there than here, but from the last
+I have a more cheerful memory of it. I still felt it dispiriting in
+London, where as many fled from it as could, and where the empty streets
+symbolized a world abandoned to destruction; but this was mainly in the
+forenoon. Even then, the markets and fairs in the avenues given up to
+them were the scenes of an activity which was not without gayety, and
+certainly not without noise; and when the afternoon came, the lower
+classes, such as had remained in town, thronged to the public houses,
+and the upper classes to the evening parade in the Park. As to the
+relative amount of church-going, I will not even assume to be sure; but
+I have a fancy that it is a rite much less rigorous than it used to
+be. Still, in provincial places, I found the churches full on a Sunday
+morning, and all who could afford it hallowed the day by putting on
+a frock-coat and a top-hat, which are not worn outside of London on
+week-days. The women, of course, were always in their best on Sunday.
+Perhaps in the very country the upper classes go to church as much as
+formerly, but I have my doubts whether they feel so much obliged to it
+in conformity to usage, or for the sake of example to their inferiors.
+Where there are abbeys and minsters and cathedrals, as there are pretty
+well everywhere in England, religion is an attractive spectacle, and one
+could imagine people resorting to its functions for aesthetic reasons.
+
+But, in these guesses, one must remember that the English who remained
+at home were never Puritanized, never in such measure personally
+conscienced, as those who came to America in the times of the successive
+Protestant fervors; and that is a thing which we are apt to forget. The
+home-keeping English continued, with changes of ritual, much like the
+peoples who still acknowledged as their head "the Bishop of Rome."
+Their greater morality, if it was greater, was temperamental rather than
+spiritual, and, leaving the church to look after religion much more than
+our Puritans did, they kept a simplicity of nature impossible to the
+sectaries always taking stock of their souls. In fact, the Calvinists
+of New England were almost essentially different from the Calvinists of
+Holland, of France, even of Scotland. If our ancestors were the children
+of light, as they trusted, they were darkened by the forest, into which
+they plunged, to certain reasons which the children of darkness, as the
+Puritans believed the non-Puritans to be, saw by the uncertain glimmers
+from the world about them. There is no denying that with certain great
+gains, the American Puritans became, in a worldly sense, provincialized,
+and that if they lived in the spirit, they lived in it narrowly, while
+the others, who lived in the body, lived in it liberally, or at any rate
+handsomely. From our narrowness we flattered ourselves that we were able
+to imagine a life more broadly based than theirs, or at least a life
+from which theirs must look insufficient and unfinal, so long as man
+feels within himself the prompting to be something better or higher than
+he is. Yet the English life is wonderfully perfected. With a faery
+dream of a king supported in his preeminence by a nobility, a nobility
+supported in turn by a commonalty, a commonalty supported again by a
+proletariat resting upon immeasurable ether; with a system of government
+kept, by assent so general that the dissent does not matter, in the
+hands of a few families reared, if not trained, to power; with a society
+so intimately and thoroughly self-acquainted that one touch of gossip
+makes its whole world kin, and responsive to a single emotion; with a
+charity so wisely studied, and so carefully applied, that restive misery
+never quite grows rebellious; with a patriotism so inborn and ingrained
+that all things English seem righteous because English; with a
+willingness to share the general well-being quite to the verge, but
+never beyond the verge, of public control of the administration--with
+all this, the thing must strike the unbelieving observer as desperately
+perfect. "They have got it down cold," he must say to himself, and
+confirm himself in his unfaith by reflecting that it is very cold.
+
+
+XIX
+
+The best observer of England that ever was, he whose book about the
+English makes all other comment seem idle and superfluous palaver, that
+Ralph Waldo Emerson whom we always find ahead of us when we look back
+for him, was once, as he relates in a closing chapter of English Traits,
+brought to bay by certain great English friends of his, who challenged
+him to say whether there really were any Americans with an American
+idea, and a theory of our future. "Thus challenged, I bethought myself
+neither of Congress, neither of President nor of Cabinet Ministers, nor
+of such as would make of America another Europe.... I opened the dogma
+of no-government and non-resistance, and anticipated the objections and
+the fun, and procured a kind of hearing for it. I said, It is true that
+I have never yet seen in any country a man of sufficient valor to stand
+for this truth, and yet ... 'tis certain, as God liveth, the gun that
+does not need another gun, the law of love and justice alone, can effect
+a clean revolution.... I insisted ... that the manifest absurdity of
+the view to English feasibility could make no difference to a gentleman;
+that as to our secure tenure of our mutton-chop and spinach in London
+or in Boston, the soul might quote Talleyrand, '_Messieurs, je n'en
+vois pas la necessite_.'" In other words, Emerson laid before his
+great English friends a programme, as nearly as might then be, of
+philosophical anarchism, and naturally it met with no more acceptance
+than it would if now presented to the most respectable of his American
+readers. Yet it is never to be forgotten that it was the English who,
+with all their weight of feudal tradition, and amidst the nightmares to
+which their faery dream seemed so long subject, invented the only form
+of Democratic Christianity the world has yet known, unless indeed the
+German Mennonites are the same as the earlier English Quakers were in
+creed and life. In the pseudo-republic of the Cromwellian commonwealth
+the English had a state as wholly without liberty, equality, and
+fraternity as in the king-capped oligarchy they had before and have
+had ever since. We may be sure that they will never have such another
+commonwealth, or any resembling ours, which can no longer offer itself
+as an eminent example.
+
+The sort of Englishmen, of whose respect Americans can make surest are
+those English thick-and-thin patriots who admire force and strength, and
+believe that it is the Anglo-Saxon mission to possess the earth, and
+to profit by its weaker peoples, not cruelly, not unkindly, yet
+unquestionably. The Englishmen of whose disrespect we can make surest
+are those who expect to achieve liberty, equality, and fraternity in the
+economic way, the political way having failed; who do not care whether
+the head of the state is born or elected, is called "King" or called
+"President," since he will presently not be at all; who abhor war, and
+believe that the meek shall inherit the earth, and these only if they
+work for a living. They have already had their will with the existing
+English state, until now that state is far more the servant of the
+people in fetching and carrying, in guarding them from hard masters
+and succoring them in their need, than the republic which professes
+to derive its just powers from the consent of the governed. When one
+encounters this sort of Englishman, one thinks silently of the child
+labor in the South, of the monopolies in the North, of the companies
+which govern while they serve us, and one hopes that the Englishman is
+not silently thinking of them too. He is probably of the lower classes,
+and one consoles one's self as one can by holding one's head higher in
+better company, where, without secret self-contempt, one can be more
+openly proud of our increasing fortunes and our increasing territory,
+and our warlike adequacy to a first position among the nations of
+the world. There is no fear that in such company one's national
+susceptibilities will be wounded, or that one will not be almost as much
+admired for one's money as at home. I do not say quite, because there
+are still things in England even more admired than money. Certainly
+a very rich American would be considered in such English society,
+but certainly he would not be so much considered as an equally rich
+Englishman who was also a duke.
+
+I cannot name a nobleman of less rank, because I will not belittle my
+rich countryman, but perhaps the English would think differently, and
+would look upon him as lower than the latest peer or the newest knight
+of the King's creation. The King, who has no power, can do almost
+anything in England; and his touch, which is no longer sovereign for
+scrofula, can add dignity and give absolute standing to a man whose
+achievements merit it, but who with us would fail of anything like it.
+The English system is more logical than ours, but not so reasonable. The
+English have seen from the beginning inequality and the rule of the few.
+We can hardly prove that we see, in the future, equality and the rule
+of the many. Yet our vision is doubtless prophetic, whatever obliquities
+our frequent astigmatism may impart to it. Meantime, in its ampler range
+there is room for the play of any misgiving short of denial; but the
+English cannot doubt the justice of what they have seen without forming
+an eccentric relation to the actual fact. The Englishman who refuses the
+formal recognition of his distinction by his prince is the anomaly,
+not the Englishman who accepts it. Gladstone who declines a peerage is
+anomalous, not Tennyson who takes it. As part of the English system, as
+a true believer in the oligarchically administered monarchy, Gladstone
+was illogical, and Tennyson was logical.
+
+
+THE END
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