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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Roving East and Roving West, by E. V. Lucas
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+Title: Roving East and Roving West
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+Author: E. V. Lucas
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+ROVING EAST
+
+AND
+
+ROVING WEST
+
+
+
+BY
+
+
+
+E. V. LUCAS
+
+
+TO
+
+E. L. L.
+
+MY HOST AT RAISINA
+
+
+
+[Illustration: TWO MEN ADMIRING FUJI FROM A WINDOW From Hokusai's "A
+Hundred Views of Fuji"]
+
+
+
+"Yes, Sir, there are two objects of curiosity, e.g., the Christian world
+and the Mahometan world."--DR. JOHNSON.
+
+"Motion recollected in tranquillity."--WORDSWORTH (_very nearly_).
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ INDIA
+
+ NOISELESS FEET
+ THE SAHIB
+ THE PASSING SHOW
+ INDIA'S BIRDS
+ THE TOWERS OF SILENCE
+ THE GARLANDS
+ DELHI
+ A DAY'S HAWKING
+ NEW, OR IMPERIAL, DELHI
+ THE DIVERS
+ THE ROPE TRICK
+ AGRA AND FATEHPUR-SIKRI
+ LUCKNOW
+ A TIGER
+ THE SACRED CITY
+ CALCUTTA
+ ROSE AYLMER
+ JOB AND JOE
+ EXIT
+
+
+ JAPAN
+
+ INTRODUCTORY
+ THE LITTLE LAND
+ THE RICE FIELDS
+ SURFACE MATERIALISM
+ FIRST GLIMPSE OF FUJI
+ TWO FUNERALS
+ THE LITTLE GEISHA
+ MANNERS
+ THE PLAY
+ MYANOSHITA
+ FUJI
+
+
+ AMERICA
+
+ DEMOCRACY AT HOME
+ SAN FRANCISCO
+ ROADS GOOD AND BAD
+ UNIVERSITIES, LOVE AND PRONUNCIATION
+ FIRST SIGNS OF PROHIBITION
+ R. L. S.
+ STORIES AND HUMORISTS
+ THE CARS
+ CHICAGO
+ THE MOVIES
+ THE AMERICAN FACE
+ PROHIBITION AGAIN
+ THE BALL GAME
+ SKY SCRAPERS
+ A PLEA FOR THE AQUARIUM
+ ENGLISH AND FRENCH INFLUENCES
+ SKY-SIGNS AND CONEY ISLAND
+ THE PRESS
+ TREASURES OF ART
+ MOUNT VERNON
+ VERS LIBRE
+ DOMESTIC ARCHITECTURE
+ BOSTON
+ PHILADELPHIA
+ GENERAL REFLECTIONS
+
+
+ INDEX
+
+
+
+
+INDIA
+
+NOISELESS FEET
+
+
+Although India is a land of walkers, there is no sound of footfalls.
+Most of the feet are bare and all are silent: dark strangers overtake
+one like ghosts.
+
+Both in the cities and the country some one is always walking. There are
+carts and motorcars, and on the roads about Delhi a curious service of
+camel omnibuses, but most of the people walk, and they walk ever. In the
+bazaars they walk in their thousands; on the long, dusty roads, miles
+from anywhere, there are always a few, approaching or receding.
+
+It is odd that the only occasion on which Indians break from their walk
+into a run or a trot is when they are bearers at a funeral, or have
+an unusually heavy head-load, or carry a piano. Why there is so much
+piano-carrying in Calcutta I cannot say, but the streets (as I feel now)
+have no commoner spectacle than six or eight merry, half-naked fellows,
+trotting along, laughing and jesting under their burden, all with an
+odd, swinging movement of the arms.
+
+One of one's earliest impressions of the Indians is that their hands are
+inadequate. They suggest no power.
+
+Not only is there always some one walking, but there is always some one
+resting. They repose at full length wherever the need for sleep takes
+them; or they sit with pointed knees. Coming from England one is struck
+by so much inertness; for though the English labourer can be lazy enough
+he usually rests on his feet, leaning against walls: if he is a land
+labourer, leaning with his back to the support; if he follows the sea,
+leaning on his stomach.
+
+It was interesting to pass on from India and its prostrate philosophers
+with their infinite capacity for taking naps, to Japan, where there
+seems to be neither time nor space for idlers. Whereas in India one
+has continually to turn aside in order not to step upon a sleeping
+figure--the footpath being a favourite dormitory--in Japan no one is
+ever doing nothing, and no one appears to be weary or poor.
+
+India, save for a few native politicians and agitators, strikes one as a
+land destitute of ambition. In the cities there are infrequent signs of
+progress; in the country none. The peasants support life on as little as
+they can, they rest as much as possible and their carts and implements
+are prehistoric. They may believe in their gods, but fatalism is their
+true religion. How little they can be affected by civilisation I learned
+from a tiny settlement of bush-dwellers not twenty miles from Bombay,
+close to that beautiful lake which has been transformed into a
+reservoir, where bows and arrows are still the only weapons and rats are
+a staple food. And in an hour's time, in a car, one could be telephoning
+one's friends or watching a cinema!
+
+
+
+
+THE SAHIB
+
+
+I did not have to wait to reach India for that great and exciting moment
+when one is first called "Sahib." I was addressed as "Sahib," to my
+mingled pride and confusion, at Marseilles, by an attendant on the
+steamer which I joined there. Later I grew accustomed to it, although
+never, I hope, blase; but to the end my bearer fascinated me by alluding
+to me as Master--not directly, but obliquely: impersonally, as though
+it were some other person that I knew, who was always with me, an _alter
+ego_ who could not answer for himself: "Would Master like this or that?"
+"At what time did Master wish to be called?"
+
+And then the beautiful "Salaam"!
+
+I was sorry for the English doomed to become so used to Eastern
+deference that they cease to be thrilled.
+
+
+
+
+THE PASSING SHOW
+
+
+It is difficult for a stranger to India, especially when paying only a
+brief visit, to lose the impression that he is at an exhibition--in a
+section of a World's Fair. How long it takes for this delusion to wear
+off I cannot say. All I can say is that seven weeks are not enough.
+And never does one feel it more than in the bazaar, where movement is
+incessant and humanity is so packed and costumes are so diverse, and
+where the suggestion of the exhibition is of course heightened by the
+merchants and the stalls. What one misses is any vantage point--anything
+resembling a chair at the Cafe de la Paix in Paris, for instance--where
+one may sit at ease and watch the wonderful changing spectacle going
+past. There are in Indian cities no such places. To observe the life of
+the bazaar closely and be unobserved is almost impossible.
+
+It would be extraordinarily interesting to sit there, beside some
+well-informed Anglo-Indian or Indo-Anglian, and learn all the minutiae of
+caste and be told who and what everybody was: what the different ochre
+marks signified on the Hindu foreheads; what this man did for a living,
+and that; and so forth. Even without such an informant I was never tired
+of drifting about the native quarters in whatever city I found myself
+and watching the curiously leisurely and detached commercial methods
+of the dealers--the money lenders reclining on their couches; the pearl
+merchants with their palms full of the little desirable jewels; the
+silversmiths hammering; the tailors cross-legged; the whole Arabian
+Nights pageant. All the shops seem to be overstaffed, unless an element
+of detached inquisitiveness is essential to business in the East. No
+transaction is complete without a few watchful spectators, usually
+youths, who apparently are employed by the establishment for the sole
+purpose of exhibiting curiosity.
+
+I picked up a few odds and ends of information, by degrees, but only the
+more obvious: such as that the slight shaving of the Mohammedan's upper
+lip is to remove any impediment to the utterance of the name of Allah;
+that the red-dyed beards are a record that their wearers have made the
+pilgrimage to Mecca; that the respirator often worn by the Jains is to
+prevent the death of even a fly in inhalation. I was shown a Jain woman
+carefully emptying a piece of wood with holes in it into the road, each
+hole containing a louse which had crawled there during the night but
+must not be killed. The Jains adore every living creature; the Hindus
+chiefly the cow. As for this divinity, she drifts about the cities as
+though they were built for her, and one sees the passers-by touching
+her, hoping for sanctity or a blessing. A certain sex inequality is,
+however, only too noticeable, and particularly in and about Bombay,
+where the bullock cart is so common--the bullock receiving little but
+blows and execration from his drivers.
+
+The sacred pigeon is also happy in Bombay, being fed copiously all day
+long; and I visited there a Hindu sanctuary, called the Pingheripole,
+for every kind of animal--a Home of Rest or Asylum--where even pariah
+dogs are fed and protected.
+
+I was told early of certain things one must not do: such as saluting
+with the left hand, which is the dishonourable one of the pair, and
+refraining carefully, when in a temple or mosque, from touching anything
+at all, because for an unbeliever to touch is to desecrate. I was told
+also that a Mohammedan grave always gives one the points of the compass,
+because the body is buried north and south with the head at the north,
+turned towards Mecca. The Hindus have no graves.
+
+In India the Occidental, especially if coming from France as I did,
+is struck by the absence of any out-of-door communion between men and
+women. In the street men are with men, women with women. Most women
+lower their eyes as a man approaches, although when the woman is a
+Mohammedan and young one is often conscious of a bright black glance
+through the veil. There is no public fondling, nothing like the familiar
+demonstrations of affection that we are accustomed to in Paris and
+London (more so during the War and since) and in New York. Nothing so
+offends and surprises the Indian as this want of restraint and shame
+on our part, and in Japan I learned that the Japanese share the Indian
+view.
+
+It seemed to me that the chewing of the betel-nut is more prevalent in
+Bombay than elsewhere. One sees it all over India; everywhere are moving
+jaws with red juice trickling; but in Bombay there are more vendors of
+the rolled-up leaves and more crimson splashes on pavement and wall. It
+is an unpleasant habit, but there is no doubt that teeth are ultimately
+the whiter for it. Even though I was instructed in the art of betel-nut
+chewing by an Indian gentleman of world-wide fame in the cricket field,
+from whom I would willingly learn anything, I could not endure the
+experience.
+
+Most nations, I suppose, look upon the dances of other nations with a
+certain perplexity. Such glimpses, for example, as I had in America
+of the movement known as the Shimmie Shake filled me with alarm, while
+Orientals have been known to display boredom at the Russian Ballet.
+Personally I adore the Russian Ballet, but I found the Nautch very
+fatiguing. It is at once too long and too monotonous, but I dare
+say that if one could follow the words of the accompanying songs, or
+cantillations, the result might be more entertaining. That would not,
+however, improve the actual dancing, in which I was disappointed. In
+Japan, on the other hand, I succumbed completely to the odd, hypnotic
+mechanism of the Geisha, the accompaniments to which are more varied,
+or more acceptable to my ear, than the Indian music. But I shall
+always remember the sounds of the distant, approaching or receding,
+snake-charmers' piping, heard through the heat, as it so often is on
+Sundays in Calcutta. To my inward ear that is India's typical melody;
+and it has relationship to the Punch and Judy allurement of our
+childhood.
+
+It was in Bombay that I saw my first fakir, and in Harrison Road,
+Calcutta, my last. There had been so long a series in between that I was
+able to confirm my first impression. I can now, therefore, generalise
+safely when saying that all these strange creatures resemble a blend of
+Tolstoi and Mr. Bernard Shaw. Imagine such a hybrid, naked save for a
+loin cloth, and smeared all over with dust, and you have a holy man
+in the East. The Harrison Road fakir, who passed on his way along the
+crowded pavement unconcerned and practically unobserved, was white with
+ashes and was beating a piece of iron as a wayward child might be doing.
+He was followed by a boy, but no effort was made to collect alms. It is
+true philosophy to be prepared to live in such a state of simplicity.
+Most of the problems of life would dissolve and vanish if one could
+reduce one's needs to the frugality of a fakir. I have thought often of
+him since I returned, in London, to all the arrears of work and duty and
+the liabilities that accumulate during a long holiday; but never more so
+than when confronted by a Peace-time tailor's bill.
+
+
+
+
+INDIA'S BIRDS
+
+
+One of the first peculiarities of Bombay that I noticed and never lost
+sight of was the kites. The city by day is never without these spies,
+these sentries. From dawn to dusk the great unresting birds are sailing
+over it, silent and vigilant. Whenever you look up, there they are,
+criss-crossing in the sky, swooping and swerving and watching. After a
+while one begins to be nervous: it is disquieting to be so continually
+under inspection. Now and then they quarrel and even fight: now and then
+one will descend with a rush and rise carrying a rat or other delicacy
+in its claws; but these interruptions of the pattern are only momentary.
+For the rest of the time they swirl and circle and never cease to watch.
+Bombay also has its predatory crows, who are so bold that it is unsafe
+to leave any bright article on the veranda table. Spectacles, for
+example, set up a longing in their hearts which they make no effort
+to control. But these birds are everywhere. At a wayside station just
+outside Calcutta, in the early morning, the passengers all had tea, and
+when it was finished and the trays were laid on the platform, I
+watched the crows, who were perfectly aware of this custom and had been
+approaching nearer and nearer as we drank, dart swiftly to the sugar
+basins and carry off the lumps that remained. The crow, however, is,
+comparatively speaking, a human being; the kite is something alien and a
+cause of fear, and the traveller in India never loses him. His eye is as
+coldly attentive to Calcutta as to Bombay.
+
+It is, of course, the indigenous birds of a country that emphasise its
+foreignness far more than its people. People can travel. Turbaned heads
+are, for example, not unknown in England; but to have green parrots with
+long tails flitting among the trees, as they used to flit in my host's
+garden in Bombay, is to be in India beyond question. At Raisina we had
+mynahs and the babblers, or "Seven Sisters," in great profusion, and
+also the King Crow with his imposing tail; while the little striped
+squirrels were everywhere. These merry restless little rodents do more
+than run and scamper and leap: they seem to be positively lifted into
+space by their tails. Their stripes (as every one knows) came directly
+from the hand of God, recording for ever how, on the day of creation, He
+stroked them by way of approval.
+
+No Indian bird gave me so much pleasure to watch as the speckled
+kingfishers, which I saw at their best on the Jumna at Okhla. They poise
+in the air above the water with their long bills pointed downwards at a
+right-angle to their fluttering bodies, searching the depths for their
+prey; and then they drop with the quickness of thought into the stream.
+The other kingfisher--coloured like ours but bigger--who waits on
+an overhanging branch, I saw too, but the evolutions of the hovering
+variety were more absorbing.
+
+When one is travelling by road, the birds that most attract the notice
+are the peacocks and the giant cranes; while wherever there are cattle
+in any numbers there are the white paddy birds, feeding on their
+backs--the birds from which the osprey plumes are obtained. One sees,
+too, many kinds of eagle and hawk. In fact, the ornithologist can never
+be dull in this country.
+
+Wild animals I had few opportunities to observe, although a mongoose
+at Raisina gave me a very amusing ten minutes. At Raisina, also, the
+jackals came close to the house at night; and on an early morning ride
+in a motorcar to Agra we passed a wolf, and a little later were most
+impudently raced and outdistanced by a blackbuck, who, instead of
+bolting into security at the sight or sound of man, ran, or rather,
+advanced--for his progress is mysterious and magical--beside us for some
+forty yards and then,--with a laugh, put on extra speed (we were doing
+perhaps thirty miles an hour) and disappeared ahead. All about Muttra
+we dispersed monkeys up the trees and into the bushes as we approached.
+Next to the parrots it is the monkeys that most convince the traveller
+that he is in a strange tropical land. And the flying foxes. Nothing
+is more strange than a tree full of these creatures sleeping pendant by
+day, or their silent swift black movements by night.
+
+I saw no snakes wild, but in the Bacteriological Laboratory at Parel
+in Bombay, which Lt.-Col. Glen Liston controls with so much zeal and
+resourcefulness, I was shown the process by which the antidotes to snake
+poisoning are prepared, for dispersion through the country. A cobra or
+black snake is released from his cage and fixed by the attendant with
+a stick pressed on his neck a little below the head. The snake is then
+firmly and safely held just above this point between the finger and
+thumb, and a tumbler, with a piece of flannel round its edge, is
+proffered to it to bite. As the snake bites, a clear yellow fluid, like
+strained honey in colour and thickness, flows into the glass from the
+poison fangs. This poison is later injected in small doses into the
+veins of horses kept carefully for the purpose, and then, in due course,
+the blood of the horses is tapped in order to make the anti-toxin.
+Wonderful are the ways of science! The Laboratory is also the
+headquarters of the Government's constant campaign against malaria and
+guinea worm, typhoid and cholera, and, in a smaller degree, hydrophobia.
+But nothing, I should guess, would ever get sanitary sense into India,
+except in almost negligible patches.
+
+
+
+
+THE TOWERS OF SILENCE
+
+
+The Parsees have made Bombay their own, more surely even than the
+Scotch possess Calcutta. Numerically very weak, they are long-headed and
+far-sighted beyond any Indian and are better qualified to traffick
+and to control. All the cotton mills are theirs, and theirs the finest
+houses in the most beautiful sites. When that conflict begins between
+the Hindus and the Mohammedans which will render India a waste and a
+shambles, it is the Parsees who will occupy the high places--until a
+more powerful conqueror arrives.
+
+Bombay has no more curious sight than the Towers of Silence, the Parsee
+cemetery; and one of the first questions that one is asked is if one
+has visited them. But when the time came for me to ascend those sinister
+steps on Malabar Hill I need hardly say that my companion was a many
+years' resident of Bombay who, although he had long intended to go
+there, had hitherto neglected his opportunities. Throughout my travels I
+was, it is pleasant to think, in this way the cause of more sightseeing
+in others than they might ever have suffered. To give but one other
+instance typical of many--I saw Faneuil Hall in Boston in the company
+of a Bostonian some thirty years of age, whose office was within a few
+yards of this historic and very interesting building, and whose business
+is more intimately associated with culture than any other, but who had
+never before crossed the threshold.
+
+The Towers of Silence, which are situated in a very beautiful park, with
+little temples among the trees and flowers, consist of five circular
+buildings, a model of one of which is displayed to visitors. Inside the
+tower is an iron grating on which the naked corpses are laid, and no
+sooner are they there than the awaiting vultures descend and consume
+the flesh. I saw these grisly birds sitting expectantly in rows on the
+coping of the towers, and the sight was almost too gruesome. Such is
+their voracity that the body is a skeleton in an hour or so. The Parsees
+choose this method of dissolution because since they worship fire they
+must not ask it to demean itself with the dead; and both earth and water
+they hold also too sacred to use for burial. Hence this strange and--at
+the first blush--repellant compromise. The sight of the cemetery that
+awaits us in England is rarely cheering, but if to that cemetery were
+attached a regiment of cruel and hideous birds of prey we should shudder
+indeed. Whether the Parsees shudder I cannot say, but they give no sign
+of it. They build their palaces in full view of these terrible Towers,
+pass, on their way to dinner parties, luxuriously in Rolls-Royces beside
+the trees where the vultures roost, and generally behave themselves as
+if this were the best possible of worlds and the only one. And I think
+they are wise.
+
+Oriental apathy, or, at any rate, unruffled receptiveness, may carry its
+owner very far, and yet if these vultures cause no misgivings, no chills
+at the heart, I shall be surprised. As for those olive-skinned Parsee
+girls, with the long oval faces and the lustrous eyes--how must it
+strike them?
+
+It was not till I went to the caves of Elephanta that I saw vultures
+in their marvellous flight. It is here that they breed, and the sky was
+full of them at an incredible distance up, resting on their great
+wings against the wind, circling and deploying. At this height they are
+magnificent. But seen at close quarters they are horrible, revolting. On
+a day's hunting which I shall describe later I was in at the death of
+a gond, or swamp-deer, at about noon, and we returned for the carcase
+about three hours later, only to find it surrounded by some hundreds of
+these birds tearing at it in a kind of frenzy of gluttony. They were not
+in the least disconcerted by our approach, and not until the bearers had
+taken sticks to them would they leave. The heavy half-gorged flapping of
+a vulture's wings as it settles itself to a new aspect of its repast is
+the most disgusting sight I have seen.
+
+To revert to the Towers of Silence, one is brought very near to death
+everywhere in the East. We have our funeral corteges at home, with
+sufficient frequency, but they do not emphasize the thought of the
+necessary end of all things as do the swathed corpses that one meets so
+often being carried through the streets, on their way to this or that
+burning place. In Bombay I met several every day, with their bearers and
+followers all in white, and all moving with the curious trot that seems
+to be reserved for such obsequies. There were always, also, during my
+stay, new supplies of fire-wood outside the great Hindu burning ground
+in Queen's Road; and yet no epidemic was raging; the city was normal
+save for a strike of mill-hands. It is true that I met wedding parties
+almost equally often; but in India a wedding party is not, as with us, a
+suggestion of new life to replace the dead, for the brides so often are
+infants.
+
+One of the differences between the poor of London and the poor of India
+may be noticed here. In the East-End a funeral is considered to be
+a failure unless its cost is out of all proportion to the survivors'
+means, while a wedding is a matter of a few shillings; whereas in India
+a funeral is a simple ceremony, to be hurried over, while the wedding
+festivities last for weeks and often plunge the family into debts from
+which they never recover.
+
+
+
+
+THE GARLANDS
+
+
+The selective processes of the memory are very curious. It has been
+decreed that one of my most vivid recollections of Bombay should be that
+of the embarrassment and half-amused self-consciousness of an American
+business man on the platform of the railway station for Delhi. Having
+completed his negotiatory visit he was being speeded on his way by
+the native staff of the firm, who had hung him with garlands like a
+sacrificial bull. In the Crawford Market I had watched the florists at
+work tearing the blossoms from a kind of frangipani known as the Temple
+Flower, in order to string them tightly into chains; and now and again
+in the streets one came upon people wearing them; but to find a
+shrewd and portly commercial American thus bedecked was a shock. As it
+happened, he was to share my compartment, and on entering, just before
+the train started, he apologised very heartily for importing so much
+heavy perfume into the atmosphere, but begged to be excused because
+it was the custom of the country and he didn't like to hurt anyone's
+feelings. He then stood at the door, waving farewells, and directly the
+line took a bend flung the wreaths out of the window. I was glad of his
+company, for in addition to these floral offerings his Bombay associates
+had provided him with a barrel of the best oranges that ever were
+grown--sufficient for a battalion--and these we consumed at brief
+intervals all the way to Delhi.
+
+
+
+
+DELHI
+
+
+"If you can be in India only so short a time as seven weeks," said an
+artist friend of mine--and among his pictures is a sombre representation
+of the big sacred bull that grazes under the walls of Delhi Fort--"why
+not stay in Delhi all the while? You will then learn far more of India
+than by rushing about." I think he was right, although it was not
+feasible to accept the advice. For Delhi has so much; it has, first and
+foremost, the Fort; it has the Jama Masjid, that immense mosque where
+on Fridays at one o'clock may be seen Mohammedans of every age wearing
+every hue, thousands worshipping as one; it has the ancient capitals
+scattered about the country around it; it has signs and memories of
+the Mutiny; it has delectable English residences; and it has the Chadni
+Chauk, the long main street with all its curious buildings and
+crowds and countless tributary alleys, every one of which is the East
+crystallised, every one of which has its white walls, its decorative
+doorways, its loiterers, its beggars, its artificers, and its defiance
+of the bogey, Progress.
+
+Another thing: in January, Delhi, before the sun is high and after he
+has sunk, is cool and bracing.
+
+But, most of all, Delhi is interesting because it was the very centre
+of the Mogul dominance, and when one has become immersed in the story
+of the great rulers, from Babar to Aurungzebe, one thinks of most other
+history as insipid. Of Babar, who reigned from 1526 to 1530, I saw no
+trace in India; but his son Humayun (1530-1556) built Indrapat, which is
+just outside the walls of Delhi, and he lies close by in the beautiful
+mausoleum that bears his name. Humayun's son, Akbar (1556-1605),
+preferred Agra to Delhi; nor was Jahangir (1605-1627), who succeeded
+Akbar, a great builder hereabout; but with Shah Jahan (1627-1658),
+Jahangir's son, came the present Delhi's golden age. He it was who built
+the Jama Masjid, the great mosque set commandingly on a mound and gained
+by magnificent flights of steps. To the traveller approaching the city
+from any direction the two graceful minarets of the mosque stand for
+Delhi. It was Shah Jahan, price of Mogul builders, who decreed also the
+palace in the Fort, to say nothing (at the moment) of the Taj Mahal at
+Agra; while two of his daughters, Jahanara, and Roshanara, that naughty
+Begam, enriched Delhi too, the little pavilion in the Gardens that
+bear Roshanara's name being a gem. Wandering among these architectural
+delights, now empty and under alien protection, it is difficult to
+believe that their period was as recent as Cromwell and Milton. But in
+India the sense of chronology vanishes.
+
+After Shah Jahan came his crafty son, Aurungzebe, who succeeded in
+keeping his empire together until 1707, and with him the grandeur of the
+Grand Moguls waned and after him ceased to be, although not until the
+Mutiny was their rule extinguished. As I have just said, in India the
+sense of chronology vanishes, or goes astray, and it is with a start
+that one is confronted, in the Museum in Delhi Fort, by a photograph of
+the last Mogul!
+
+In Bombay, during my wakeful moments in the hottest part of the day,
+I had passed the time and imbibed instruction by reading the three
+delightful books of the late E. H. Aitken, who called himself
+"Eha"--"Behind the Bungalow," "The Tribes on My Frontier" and "A
+Naturalist on the Prowl." No more amusing and kindly studies of the
+fauna, flora and human inhabitants of a country can have ever been
+written than these; and I can suggest, to the domestically curious mind,
+no better preparation for a visit to India. But at Raisina, when the
+cool evenings set in and it was pleasant to get near the wood fire, I
+took to history and revelled in the story of the Moguls as told by many
+authorities, but most entertainingly perhaps by Tavernier, the French
+adventurer who took service under Aurungzebe. If any one wants to know
+what Delhi was like in the seventeenth century during Aurungzebe's long
+reign, and how the daily life in the Palace went, and would learn
+more of the power and autocracy and splendour and cruelty of the Grand
+Moguls, let him get Tavernier's record. If once I began to quote from it
+I should never stop; and therefore I pass on, merely remarking that
+when you have finished the travels of M. Tavernier, the travels of M.
+Bernier, another contemporary French observer, await you. And I hold you
+to be envied.
+
+The Palace in the Fort is now but a fraction of what it was in the
+time of Aurungzebe and his father, but enough remains to enable the
+imaginative mind to reconstruct the past, especially if one has read
+my two annalists. One of Bernier's most vivid passages describes the
+Diwan-i-Am, or Hall of Public Audience, the building to which, after
+leaving the modern military part of the Fort, one first comes, where the
+Moguls sat in state during a durbar, and painted and gilded elephants,
+richly draped, took part in the obeisances. Next comes the Hall of
+Private Audiences, where the Peacock Throne once stood. It has now
+vanished, but in its day it was one of the wonders of the world, the
+tails of the two guardian peacocks being composed of precious stones and
+the throne itself being of jewelled gold. It was for this that one of
+Shah Jahan's poets wrote an inscription in which we find such lines as--
+
+ By the order of the Emperor the azure of Heaven
+ was exhausted on its decoration....
+
+ The world had become so short of gold on account of
+ its use in the throne that the purse of the Earth
+ was empty of treasure....
+
+ On a dark night, by the lustre of its rubies and pearls
+ it can lend stars to a hundred skies....
+
+That was right enough, no doubt, but when our poet went on to say,
+
+ As long as a trace remains of existence and space
+ Shah Jahan shall continue to sit on this throne,
+
+we feel that he was unwise. Such pronouncements can be tested. As it
+happened, Shah Jahan was destined, very shortly after the poem was
+written, to be removed into captivity by his son, and the rest of his
+unhappy life was spent in a prison at Agra. On each end wall of the Hall
+of Private Audience is the famous couplet,--
+
+ If there is a Paradise on the face of the earth,
+ It is this, Oh! it is this, Oh! it is this.
+
+I think of the garden and palace of Delhi Fort as the loveliest spot
+in India. Not the most beautiful, not the most impressive; but the
+loveliest. The Taj Mahal has a greater beauty; the ruined city of
+Fatehpur-Sikri has a greater dignity; but for the perfection of domestic
+regality in design and material and workmanship, this marble home and
+mosque and accompanying garden and terrace could not be excelled.
+After the Halls of Audience we come to the seraglio and accompanying
+buildings, where everything is perfect and nothing is on the grand
+scale. The Pearl Mosque could hardly be smaller; and it is as pure and
+fresh as a lotus. There is a series of apartments all in white marble
+(with inlayings of gold and the most delicately pierced marble gratings)
+through which a stream of water used to run (and it ran again at the
+Coronation Durbar in 1911, when the Royal Baths were again made to
+"function") that must be one of the most magical of the works of man.
+Every inch is charming and distinguished. All these rooms are built
+along the high wall which in the time of Shah Jahan and his many lady
+loves was washed by the Jumna. But to-day the river has receded and a
+broad strip of grass intervenes.
+
+
+
+
+A DAY'S HAWKING
+
+
+One of my best Indian days was that on which Colonel Sir Umar Hayat
+Khan took us out a-hawking. Sir Umar is himself something of a hawk--an
+impressive figure in his great turban with long streamers, his keen
+aquiline features and blackest of hair. All sport comes naturally to
+him, whether hunting or shooting, pig-sticking, coursing or falconry;
+and the Great War found him with a sportsman's eagerness to rush into
+the fray, where he distinguished himself notably.
+
+We found this gallant chieftain in the midst of his retainers on the
+further bank of the Jumna, at the end of the long bridge. Here the
+plains begin--miles of fields of stubble, with here and there a tree
+and here and there a pool or marsh, as far as eye can reach, an ancient
+walled city in the near distance being almost the only excrescence.
+Between the river and this city was our hunting ground.
+
+With the exception of Sir Umar, two of his friends and ourselves, the
+company was on foot; and nothing more like the middle ages did I ever
+see. The retainers were in every kind of costume, one having an old pink
+coat and one a green; one leading a couple of greyhounds in case we put
+up a hare; others carrying guns (for we were prepared for all); while
+the chief falconer and his assistants had their hawks on their wrists,
+and one odd old fellow was provided with a net, in which a captive live
+hawk was to flutter and struggle to attract his hereditary foes, the
+little birds, who, deeming him unable to hit back, were to swarm down to
+deride and defy and be caught in the meshes.
+
+I may say at once that hawking, particularly in this form, does not give
+me much pleasure. There is something magnificent in the flight of the
+falcon when it is released and flung towards its prey, but the odds are
+too heavy in its favour and the whimperings of the doomed quarry strike
+a chill in the heart. We flew our hawks at duck and plovers, and missed
+none. Often the first swoop failed, but the deadly implacable pursuer
+was instantly ready to swoop again, and rarely was a third manoeuvre
+necessary. Man, under the influence of the excitement of the chase, is
+the same all the world over, and there was no difference between these
+Indians moving swiftly to intervene between the hawk and its stricken
+prey and an English boy running to retrieve his rabbit. Their animation
+and triumph--even their shouts and cries--were alike.
+
+And so we crossed field after field on our gentle steeds--and no one
+admires gentleness in a horse more than I--stopping only to watch
+another tragedy of the air, or to look across the river to Delhi and see
+the Fort under new conditions. All this country I had so often looked
+down upon from those high massive walls, standing in one of the
+lovely windows of Shah Jahan's earthly paradise; and now the scene was
+reversed, and I began to take more delight in it than in the sport. But
+at a pond to which we next came there was enacted a drama so absorbing
+that everything else was forgotten, even the heat of the sun.
+
+Upon this pond were three wild-duck at which a falcon was instantly
+flown. For a while, however, they kept their presence of mind and
+refused to leave the water--diving beneath the surface at the moment
+that the enemy was within a foot of them. On went the hawk, in its
+terrible, cruel onset, and up came the ducks, all ready to repeat these
+tactics when it turned and attacked again. But on one of the party (I
+swear it was not I), in order to assist the hawk, firing his gun, two of
+the ducks became panic-stricken and left the water, only of course to
+be quickly destroyed. It was on the hawk's return journey to the pond
+to make sure of the third duck that I saw for the first time in my
+life--and I hope the last--the expression on the countenance of these
+terrible birds in the execution of their duty: more than the mere
+execution of duty, the determination to have no more nonsense, to put an
+end to anything so monstrous as self-protection in others; for my horse
+being directly in the way, he flew under its neck and for a moment I
+thought that he was confusing me with the desired mallard. Nothing more
+merciless or purposeful did I ever see.
+
+Then began a really heroic struggle on the part of the victim. He
+timed his dives to perfection, and escaped so often that the spirit of
+chivalry would have decreed a truce. But blood had been tasted, and, the
+desire being for more, the guns were again discharged. Not even they,
+however, could divert the duck from his intention of saving his life,
+and he dived away from the shot, too.
+
+It was at this moment that assistance to the gallant little bird
+arrived--not from man, who was past all decency, but from brother
+feathers. Out of a clear sky suddenly appeared two tern, dazzling in
+their whiteness, and these did all in their power to infuriate the hawk
+and lure him from the water. They flew round him and over him; they
+called him names; they said he was a bully and that all of us (which was
+true) ought to be ashamed of ourselves; they daunted and challenged and
+attacked. But the enemy was too strong for them. A fusillade drove them
+off, and once again we were free to consider the case of the duck, who
+was still swimming anxiously about, hoping against hope. More shots were
+fired, one of the boys waded in with a stick, and the dogs were added
+to the assault; and in the face of so determined a bombardment the poor
+little creature at last flew up, to be struck down within a few seconds
+by the insatiable avenger.
+
+That was the crowning event of the afternoon. Thereafter we had only
+small successes, and some very pronounced failures when, as happened
+several times, a bird flew for safety through a tree, and the hawk,
+following, was held up amid the branches. One of the birds thus to
+escape was a blue jay of brilliant beauty. We also got some hares. And
+then we loitered back under the yellowing sky, and Sir Umar Hayat Khan
+ceased suddenly to be a foe of fur and feathers and became a poet,
+talking of sunsets in India and in England as though the appreciation of
+tender beauty were his only delight.
+
+
+
+
+NEW, OR IMPERIAL, DELHI
+
+
+There have been seven Delhis; and it required no little courage to
+establish a new one--the Imperial capital--actually within sight of most
+of them; but the courage was forthcoming. Originally the position was to
+be to the north of the present city, where the Coronation Durbar spread
+its canvas, but Raisina was found to be healthier, and it is there, some
+five miles to the south-west, that the new palaces are rising from the
+rock. Fatehpur-Sikri is the only city with which the New Delhi can
+be compared; but not Akbar himself could devise it on a nobler scale.
+Akbar's centralising gift and Napoleon's spacious views may be said to
+combine here, the long avenues having kinship with the Champs Elysees,
+and Government House and the Secretariat on the great rocky plateau at
+Raisina corresponding to the palace on Fatehpur-Sikri's highest point.
+The splendour and the imagination which designed the lay-out of Imperial
+Delhi cannot be over-praised, and under the hands of Sir Edwin Lutyens
+and Mr. Herbert Baker some wonderful buildings are coming to life. The
+city, since it is several square miles in extent, cannot be finished for
+some years, but it may be ready to be the seat of Government as soon as
+1924.
+
+As I have said, the old Delhis are all about the new one. On the Grand
+Trunk road out of Delhi proper, which goes to Muttra and Agra, you pass,
+very quickly, on the left, the remains of Firozabad, the capital of
+Firoz Shah in the later thirteenth century. Two or three miles further
+on is Indrapat on its hill overlooking the Jumna, surrounded by lofty
+walls. It is as modern as the sixteenth century, but is now in ruins.
+At Indrapat reigned Humayun, the son of the mighty Babar (who on his
+conquering way to Delhi had swum every river in advance of his army)
+and the father of the mighty Akbar. I loitered long within Indrapat's
+massive walls, which are now given up to a few attendants and an
+occasional visitor, and like all the monuments around Delhi are most
+carefully conserved under the Act for that purpose, which was not the
+least of Lord Curzon's Viceregal achievements. Among the buildings which
+still stand, rising from the turf, is Humayun's library. It was here
+that he met his end--one tradition relating that he fell in the dark
+on his way to fetch a book, and another that his purpose had been less
+intellectually amatory.
+
+Another mile and we come, still just beside the Grand Trunk road,
+to Humayun's Tomb, which stands in a vast garden where green parrots
+continually chatter and pursue each other. There is something very
+charming--a touch of the truest civilisation, if civilisation means
+the art of living graciously--in the practice of the old Emperors and
+rulers, of building their mausoleums during their lifetime and using
+them, until their ultimate destiny was fulfilled, as pleasure resorts.
+To this enchanting spot came Humayun and his ladies full of life, to
+be insouciant and gay. Then, his hour striking, Humayun's happy retreat
+became Humayun's Tomb. He died in 1556, when Queen Mary, in England, was
+persecuting Protestants. The Tomb is in good repair and to the stranger
+to the East who has not yet visited Agra and seen the Taj Mahal (which
+has a similar ground plan), it is as beautiful as need be. Humayun's
+cenotaph, in plain white marble, is in the very centre. Below, in the
+vault immediately beneath it, are his remains. Other illustrious dust is
+here, too; and some less illustrious, such as that of Humayun's barber,
+which reposes beneath a dome of burning-blue tiles in a corner of the
+garden.
+
+From the upper galleries of the Emperor's mausoleum the eye enjoys
+various rich prospects--the valley of the Jumna pulsating in the heat,
+the walls of the New Delhi at Raisina almost visibly growing, and, to
+the north, Delhi itself, with the twin towers of the great mosque over
+all. Down the Grand Trunk road, immediately below, are bullock wagons
+and wayfarers, and here and there is a loaded camel. Across the road is
+a curious little group of sacred buildings whither some of the wayfarers
+no doubt are bent on a pilgrimage; for here is the shrine of the Saint
+Nizam-ud-din Aulia, who worked miracles during his life and died during
+the reign of our Edward II--in 1324.
+
+On visiting his shrine (which involved the usual assumption of overshoes
+to prevent our infidel leather from contaminating the floor), we fell,
+after evading countless beggars and would-be guides, into the hands of a
+kindly old man who pressed handfuls of little white nuts upon us and who
+remains in my memory as the only independent Mussulman priest in India,
+for he refused a tip. In this respect nothing could be more widely
+separated than his conduct and that of the three priests of the Jama
+Masjid in Delhi, who, discovering us on the wall, just before the
+Friday service began, held up the service for several minutes while they
+explained their schedule of gratuities--beginning with ten rupees
+for the High Priest--and this after we had already provided for the
+attendant who had supplied the overshoes and had led us to the point of
+vantage! I thought how amusing it would be if a visitor to an English
+cathedral--where money usually has to pass, as it is--were surrounded by
+the Dean, Archdeacon, Canons and Minor Canons, with outstretched hands,
+and had to buy his way to a sight of the altar, according to the status
+of each. The spectacle would be as odd to us, as it must be to the
+French or Italians--and even perhaps Americans--to see a demand for an
+entrance fee on the Canterbury portals.
+
+Were we to continue on the Grand Trunk road for a few miles, first
+crossing a noble Mogul bridge, we should come to a little walled city,
+Badapur, where a turning due west leads to another Delhi of the past,
+Tughlakabad, and on to yet another, the remains of Lal Kot, where the
+famous Minar soars to the sky.
+
+One of the most pleasing effects of the New Delhi is the series of
+vistas which the lay-out provides. It has been so arranged that many of
+the avenues radiating from the central rock on which Government House
+and the Secretariat are being set are closed at their distant ends by
+historic buildings. Standing on the temporary tower which marks this
+centre one is able to see in a few moments all the ruined cities that I
+have mentioned. The Kutb Minar is the most important landmark in the
+far south, although the eye rests most lovingly on the red and white
+comeliness of the tomb of Safdar Jang in the middle distance--which,
+with Humayun's Tomb, makes a triangle with the new Government House.
+Within that triangle are the Lodi tombs, marking yet another period
+in the history of Delhi, the Lodis being the rulers who early in the
+fifteenth century were defeated by Babar.
+
+The Kutb Minar enclosure, which is a large garden, where beautiful
+masonry, flowers, trees and birds equally flourish, commemorates the
+capture of Delhi by Muhammad bin Sam in 1193, the battle being directed
+by his lieutenant, Kutb-ud-din. From that time until the Mutiny in 1857
+Delhi was under Mohammedan rule. One of the first acts of the conqueror
+was to destroy the Hindu temple that stood here and erect the mosque
+that now takes its place, and he then built the great tower known as the
+Kutb Minar, or Tower of Victory, which ascends in diminishing red
+and white storeys to a height of 235 feet, involving the inquisitive
+view-finder in a climb of 379 steps. On the other side of the mosque
+are the beginnings of a second tower, which, judging by the size of the
+base, was to have risen to a still greater height, but it was abandoned
+after 150 feet. Its purpose was to celebrate for ever the glory of the
+Emperor Ala-ud-din (1296-1316).
+
+In front of the mosque is the Iron Pillar which has been the cause of so
+much perplexity both to antiquaries and chemists, and meat and drink to
+Sanscrit scholars. The pillar has an inscription commemorating an early
+monarch named Chandra who conquered Bengal in the fifth century, and it
+must have been brought to this spot for re-erection. But its refusal to
+rust, and the purity of its constituents, are its special merits. To me
+the mysteries of iron pillars are without interest, and what I chiefly
+remember of this remarkable pleasaunce is the exquisite stone carvings
+of the ruined cloisters and the green parrots that play among the trees.
+
+
+
+
+THE DIVERS
+
+
+As we were leaving the Kutb after a late afternoon visit, my host and
+I were hailed excitedly by an elderly man whose speech was
+incomprehensible, but whose gestures indicated plainly enough that there
+was something important up the hill. The line of least resistance being
+the natural one in India, we allowed him to guide us, and came after a
+few minutes, among the ruins of the citadel of Lal Kot, to one of those
+deep wells gained by long flights of steps whither the ladies of the
+palaces used to resort in the hottest weather. Evening was drawing on
+and the profundities of this cavern were forbiddingly gloomy; nor was
+the scene rendered more alluring by the presence of three white-bearded
+old men, almost stark naked and leaner than greyhounds, who shivered
+and grimaced, and suggested nothing so much as fugitives from the
+grave. They were, however, not only alive, but athletically so, being
+professional divers who earned an exceedingly uncomfortable living by
+dropping, feet first, from the highest point of the building into the
+water eighty feet below.
+
+One of them indicating his willingness--more than willingness,
+eagerness--to perform this manoeuvre for two rupees, we agreed, and
+placing us on a step from which the best view could be had, he fled
+along the gallery to the top of the shaft, and after certain preliminary
+movements, to indicate how perilous was the adventure, and how chilly
+the evening, and how more than worth two rupees it was, he committed
+his body to the operations of the law of gravity. We saw it through the
+apertures in the shaft on its downward way and then heard the splash as
+it reached the distant water, while a crowd of pigeons who had retired
+to roost among the masonry dashed out and away. The diver emerged from
+the well and came running up the steps towards us, while his companion
+scarecrows fled also to the top of the shaft and one after the other
+dropped down, too; so that in a minute or so we were surrounded by three
+old, dripping men, each demanding two rupees. Useless to protest that we
+had desired but one of them to perform: they pursued us into the open,
+and even clung to our knees, and of course we paid--afterwards to learn
+that one rupee for the lot was a lavish guerdon.
+
+One meets with these divers continually, wherever there is a pool sacred
+or otherwise; but some actually leap into the water and do not merely
+drop. At the shrine of the Saint Nizam-ud-din, near Humayun's Tomb, I
+found them--but there they were healthy-looking youths--and again at
+Fatehpur-Sikri. But for this sporadic diving, the wrestling bouts which
+are common everywhere, the Nautch and the jugglers, India seems to have
+no pastimes.
+
+
+
+
+THE ROPE TRICK
+
+
+The returning traveller from India is besieged by questioners who want
+to know all about the most famous of the jugglers' performances. In this
+trick the magician flings a rope into the air, retaining one end in his
+hand, and his boy climbs up it and disappears. I did not see it.
+
+
+
+
+AGRA AND FATEHPUR-SIKRI
+
+
+All the Indian cities that I saw seemed to cover an immense acreage,
+partly because every modern house has its garden and compound. In a
+country where land is cheap and servants are legion there need be no
+congestion, and, so far, the Anglo-Indian knows little or nothing of the
+embarrassments of dwellers in New York or London. To every one in India
+falls naturally a little faithful company of assistants to oil the
+wheels of life--groom, gardener, butler and so forth--and a spacious
+dwelling-place to think of England in, and calculate the variable value
+of the rupee, and wonder why the dickens So-and-so got his knighthood.
+Agra seemed to me to be the most widespreading city of all; but very
+likely it is not. In itself it is far from being the most interesting,
+but it has one building of great beauty--the Pearl Mosque in the
+Fort--and one building of such consummate beauty as to make it a place
+of pilgrimage that no traveller would dare to avoid--the Taj Mahal.
+Whether or not the Taj Mahal is the most enchanting work of architecture
+in the world I leave it to more extensive travellers to say. To my eyes
+it has an unearthly loveliness which I make no effort to pass on to
+others.
+
+The Taj Mahal was built by that inspired friend of architecture, Shah
+Jahan, as the tomb of the best beloved of his wives, Arjmand Banu,
+called Mumtaz-i-Mahal or Pride of the Palace. There she lies, and
+there lies her husband. I wonder how many of the travellers who stand
+entranced before this mausoleum, in sunshine and at dusk or under the
+moon, and who have not troubled about its history, realise that Giotto's
+Tower in Florence is three centuries older, and St. Peter's in Rome
+antedates it by a little, and St. Paul's Cathedral in London is only
+twenty or thirty years younger. Yet so it is. In India one falls
+naturally into the way of thinking of everything that is not of our own
+time as being of immense age, if not prehistoric.
+
+Opinions differ as to the respective beauties of Agra Fort and Delhi
+Fort, but in so far as the enclosures themselves are considered I give
+my vote unhesitatingly to Delhi. Yet when one thinks also of what can
+be seen from the ramparts, then the palm goes instantly to Agra, for its
+view of the Taj Mahal. It is tragic, walking here, to think of the last
+days of Shah Jahan, who brought into being both the marble palace
+and the wonderful Moti-Masjid or marble mosque. For in 1658 his son,
+Aurungzebe, deposed him and for the rest of his life he was imprisoned
+in these walls.
+
+His grandfather, Akbar, the other great Agra builder, was made of
+sterner stuff. All Shah Jahan's creations--the Taj, the marble mosque,
+the palaces both here and at Delhi, even the great Jama Masjid at
+Delhi,--have a certain sensuous quality. They are not exactly decadent,
+but they suggest sweetness rather than strength. The Empire had been
+won, and Shah Jahan could indulge in luxury and ease. But Akbar had had
+to fight, and he remained to the end a man of action, and we see his
+character reflected in his stronghold Fatehpur-Sikri, which one visits
+from Agra and never forgets. If I were asked to say which place in India
+most fascinated me and touched the imagination I think I should name
+this dead city.
+
+Akbar, the son of Babar, is my hero among the Moguls, and this was
+Akbar's chosen home, until scarcity of water forced him to abandon it
+for Agra. Akbar, the noblest of the great line of Moguls whose splendour
+ended in 1707 with the death of Aurungzebe, came to the throne in 1556,
+only eight years before Shakespeare was born, and died in 1605, and
+it is interesting to realise how recent were his times, the whole
+suggestion of Fatehpur-Sikri being one of very remote antiquity. Yet
+when it was being built so modern a masterpiece as _Hamlet_ was being
+written and played. Those interested in the Great Moguls ought really
+to visit Fatehpur-Sikri before Delhi or Agra, because Akbar was the
+grandfather of Shah Jahan. But there can be no such chronological
+wanderings in India. Have we not already seen Humayun's Tomb, outside
+Delhi?--and Humayun was Akbar's father.
+
+ They say the leopard and the jackal keep
+ The courts where Akbar gloried....
+--this adaptation of FitzGerald's lines ran through my mind as we passed
+from room to room and tower to tower of Fatehpur-Sikri. There is nothing
+to compare with it, except perhaps Pompeii. And in that comparison one
+realises how impossible it is at a hazard to date an Indian ruin, for,
+as I have said, Fatehpur-Sikri is from the days of Elizabeth, while
+Pompeii was destroyed in the first century, and yet Pompeii in many ways
+seems less ancient.
+
+The walls of Fatehpur-Sikri are seven miles round and the city rises to
+the summits of two steep hills. It was on the higher one that Akbar set
+his palace. Civilisation has run a railway through the lower levels; the
+old high road still climbs the hill under the incredibly lofty walls of
+the palace. The royal enclosure is divided into all the usual courtyards
+and apartments, but they are on a grander scale. Also the architecture
+is more mixed. Here is the swimming bath; here are the cool, dark rooms
+for the ladies of the harem in the hottest days, with odd corners where
+Akbar is said to have played hide-and-seek with them; here is the
+hall where Akbar, who kept an open mind on religion, listened to, and
+disputed with, dialecticians of varying creeds--himself seated in the
+middle, and the doctrinaires in four pulpits around him; here is
+the Mint; here is the house of the Turkish queen, with its elaborate
+carvings and decorations; here is the girls' school, with a courtyard
+laid out for human chess, the pieces being slave-girls; here is a noble
+mosque; here is the vast court where the great father of his people
+administered justice, or what approximated to it, and received homage.
+Here are the spreading stables and riding school; here is even the tomb
+of a favourite elephant.
+
+And here is the marble tomb of the Saint, the Shaikh Salim, whose
+holiness brought it about that the Emperor became at last the father of
+a son--none other than Jahangir. The shrine is visited even to this day
+by childless wives, who tie shreds of their clothing to the lattice-work
+of a marble window as an earnest of their maternal worthiness. It is
+visited also by the devout for various purposes, among others by those
+whose horses are sick and who nail votive horseshoes to the great gate.
+According to tradition the mother of Jahangir was a Christian named
+Miriam, and her house and garden may be seen, the house having the
+traces of a fresco which by those who greatly wish it can be believed to
+represent the Annunciation. Tradition, however, is probably wrong, and
+the princess was from Jaipur and a true Mussulwoman.
+
+From every height--and particularly from the Panch Mahal's roof--one
+sees immense prospects and realises what a landmark the stronghold of
+Fatehpur-Sikri must have been to the dwellers in the plains; but no view
+is the equal of that which bursts on the astonished eyes at the great
+north gateway, where all Rajputana is at one's feet. I do not pretend to
+any exhaustive knowledge of the gates of the world, but I cannot believe
+that there can be others set as this Gate of Victory is in the walls of
+a palace, at the head of myriad steps, on the very top of a commanding
+rock and opening on to thousands of square miles of country. Having seen
+the amazing landscape one descends the steps to the road, and looking
+up is astonished and exalted by seeing the gate from below. Nothing
+so grand has ever come into my ken. The Taj Mahal is unforgettingly
+beautiful; but this glorious gate in the sky has more at once to
+exercise and stimulate the imagination and reward the vision.
+
+On the gate are the words: "Isa (Jesus), on whom be peace, said: 'The
+world is a bridge; pass over it, but build no house on it. The world
+endures but an hour; spend it in devotion.'"
+
+Having seen Fatehpur-Sikri, where Akbar lived and did more than build
+a house, it is a natural course to return to Agra by way of Sikandra,
+where he was buried. Sikandra is like the Taj Mahal and Humayun's Tomb
+in general disposition--the mausoleum itself being in the centre of a
+garden. But it is informed by a more sombre spirit. The burial-place
+of the mighty Emperor is in the very heart of the building, gained by a
+sloping passage lit by an attendant with a torch. Here was Akbar laid,
+while high above, on the topmost stage of the mausoleum, in the full
+light, is his cenotoph of marble, with the ninety-nine names of Allah
+inscribed upon it. Near the cenotaph is a marble pillar on which once
+was set the Koh-i-noor diamond, chief of Akbar's treasures. To-day it is
+part of the English regalia.
+
+
+
+
+LUCKNOW
+
+
+The Ridge at Delhi is a sufficiently moving reminder of the Indian
+Mutiny; but it is at Lucknow that the most poignant phases are
+re-enacted. At Delhi may be seen, preserved for ever, the famous
+buildings which the British succeeded in keeping--Hindu Rao's house,
+and the Observatory, and Flagstaff Tower, the holding of which gave them
+victory; while in the walls of the Kashmir Gate our cannon balls are
+still visibly imbedded. There is also the statue of John Nicholson in
+the Kudsia Garden, and in the little Museum of the Fort are countless
+souvenirs.
+
+But Lucknow was the centre of the tragedy, and the Residency is
+preserved as a sacred spot. Not even the recent Great War left in its
+track any more poignant souvenirs of fortitude and disaster than the
+little burial ground here, around the ruins of the church, where those
+who fell in the Mutiny and those who fought or suffered in the Mutiny
+are lying. Long ago as it was--1857--there are still a few vacant lots
+destined to be filled. Chief of the tombstones that bear the honoured
+names is that of the heroic defender who kept upon the topmost roof the
+banner of England flying. It has the simple and touching inscription:
+"Here lies Henry Lawrence, who tried to do his duty. May the Lord have
+mercy on his soul!"
+
+In the Residency every step of the siege and relief can be followed.
+I was there first on a serene evening after rain; and but for some
+tropical trees it might have been an English scene. All that was lacking
+was a thrush or blackbird's note; but the grass was as soft and green
+as at home and the air as sweet. I shall long retain the memory of the
+contrast between the incidents which give this enclosure its unique
+place in history and the perfect calm brooding over all. And whenever
+any one calls my attention to a Bougainvillaea I shall say, "Ah! But you
+should see the Bougainvillaea in the Residency garden at Lucknow."
+
+Everywhere that I went in India I found this noble lavish shrub in full
+flower, but never wearing such a purple as at Lucknow. The next best was
+in the Fort at Delhi. It was not till I reached Calcutta that I caught
+any glimpse of the famous scarlet goldmore tree in leaf; but I saw
+enough to realise how splendid must be the effect of an avenue of them.
+Bombay, however, was rich in hedges of poinsettia, and they serve as an
+introduction to the goldmore's glory.
+
+Before leaving the Residency I should like to quote a passage from the
+little brochure on the defence of Lucknow which Sir Harcourt Butler, the
+Governor of the United Provinces, with characteristic thoughtfulness has
+prepared for the use of his guests. "The visitor to the Residency,"
+he wrote, thinking evidently of a similar evening to that on which we
+visited it, "who muses on the past and the future, may note that upon
+the spot where the enemy's assault was hottest twin hospitals for
+Europeans and Indians have been erected by Oudh's premier Taluqdar,
+the Maharaja of Balrampur; and as the sun sets over the great city,
+lingering awhile on the trim lawns and battered walls which link the
+present with the past, a strong hope may come to him, like a distant
+call to prayer, that old wounds may soon be healed, and old causes of
+disunion may disappear, and that Englishmen and Indians, knit together
+by loyalty to their beloved Sovereign, may be as brothers before the
+altar of the Empire, bearing the Empire's burden, and sharing its
+inestimable privileges, and, it may be, adding something not yet seen or
+dreamt of to its world-wide and weather-beaten fame."
+
+I left Lucknow with regret, and would advise any European with time
+to spare, and the desire to be at once civilised and warm, to think
+seriously of spending a winter there instead of in the illusory sunshine
+of the Riviera, or the comparative barbarity of Algiers. The journey is
+longer, but the charm of the place would repay.
+
+
+
+
+A TIGER
+
+
+To have the opportunity of hunting a tiger--on an elephant too--which by
+a stroke of luck fell to me, is to experience the un-English character
+of India at its fullest. Almost everything else could be reproduced
+elsewhere--the palaces, the bazaars, the caravans, the mosques and
+temples with their worshippers--but not the jungle, the Himalayas, the
+vast swamps through which our elephants waded up to the Plimsoll, the
+almost too painful ecstasies of the pursuit of an eater of man.
+
+The master of the chase, who has many tigers to his name, was Sir
+Harcourt Butler, whose hospitality is famous, so large and warm is it,
+and so minute, and it was because he was not satisfied that the ordinary
+diversions of the "Lucknow Week" were sufficient for his guests, that
+he impulsively arranged a day's swamp-deer shooting on the borders
+of Nepaul. The time was short, or of elephants there would have been
+seventy or more; as it was, we were apologised to (there were only about
+six of us) for the poverty of the supply, a mere five and twenty being
+obtainable. But to these eyes, which had never seen more than six
+elephants at once, and those in the captivity either of a zoo or a
+circus, a row of five and twenty was astounding. They were waiting for
+us on the plain, at a spot distant some score of miles by car, through
+improvised roads, from the station, whither an all-night railway
+journey had borne us. The name of the station, if I ever knew it, I have
+forgotten: there was no room in my heated brain for such trifles; but I
+have forgotten nothing else.
+
+It was after an hour and a half's drive in the cool and spicy early
+morning air--between the fluttering rags on canes which told the drivers
+how to steer--that we came suddenly in sight of some distant tents and
+beside them an immense long dark inexplicable mass which through the
+haze seemed now and then to move. As we drew nearer, this mass was
+discerned to be a row of elephants assembled in line ready to salute the
+Governor. The effect was more impressive and more Eastern than anything
+I had seen. Grotesque too--for some had painted faces and gilded toes,
+and not a few surveyed me with an expression in which the comic spirit
+was too noticeable. Six or seven had howdahs, the rest blankets: those
+with howdahs being for the party and its leader, Bam Bahadur, a noted
+shikaree; and the others to carry provisions and bring back the spoil.
+On the neck of each sat an impassive mahout.
+
+To one to whom the pen is mightier than the gun and whose half a
+century's bag contains only a few rabbits, a hedgehog and a moorhen,
+it is no inconsiderable ordeal to be handed a repeating rifle and some
+dozens of cartridges and be told that that is your elephant--the big one
+there, with the red ochre on its forehead. To be on an elephant in
+the jungle without the responsibilities of a lethal weapon would be
+sufficient thrill for one day: but to be expected also to deal out death
+was too much. In the company of others, however, one can do anything;
+and I gradually ascended to the top, not, as the accomplished hunters
+did, by placing a foot on the trunk and being swung heavenwards, but
+painfully, on a ladder; by my side being a very keen Indian youth,
+the son of a minor chieftain, who spoke English perfectly and was to
+instruct me in Nimrod's lore.
+
+And so the procession started, and for a while discomfort set acutely
+in, for the movement of a howdah is short and jerky, and it takes some
+time both to adjust oneself to it and to lose the feeling that the
+elephant sooner or later--and probably sooner--must trip and fall. But
+the glory of the morning, the urgency of our progress, the novelty and
+sublimity of the means of transport, the strangeness of the scene, and
+my companion's speculations on the day's promise, overcame any personal
+want of ease and I forgot myself in the universal. Our destination was
+a series of marshes some six miles away, where the gonds--or
+swamp-deer--were usually found, and we were divided up, some elephants,
+of which mine was one, taking the left wing, with instructions on
+reaching a certain spot to wait there for the deer who would move off in
+that direction; others taking the right wing; and others beating up the
+middle.
+
+We began with a trial of nervous stamina--for a river far down in its
+bed below us almost immediately occurred, and this had to be crossed.
+I abandoned all hope as the elephant descended the bank almost, as it
+seemed, perpendicularly, and plunged into the water with an enormous
+splash. But after he had squeeged through, extricating himself with a
+gigantic wrench, the ground was level for a long while, and there was
+time to look around and recollect one's fatalism. Far ahead in a blue
+mist were the Himalayas. All about were unending fields, with here
+and there white cattle grazing. Cranes stretched their necks above the
+grass; now and then a herd of blackbuck (which were below our hunting
+ambitions) scampered away; the sky was full of wild-duck and other
+water-fowl.
+
+Of the hunting of the gond I should have something to say had not a
+diversion occurred which relegated that lively and elusive creature to
+an obscure place in the background. We had finished the beat, and most
+of us had emerged from the swamp to higher ground where an open space,
+or maidan, corresponding to a drive in an English preserve, but on the
+grand scale, divided it from the jungle--all our thoughts being set upon
+lunch--when suddenly across this open space passed a blur of yellow and
+black only a few yards from the nearest elephant. It was so unexpected
+and so quick that even the trained eyes of my companion were uncertain.
+"Did you see?" he asked me in a voice of hushed and wondering awe.
+"Could that have been a tiger?" I could not say, but I understood his
+excitement. For the tiger is the king of Indian carnivorae, the most
+desired of all game. Hunters date their lives by them: such and such
+a thing happened not on the anniversary of their wedding day; not when
+their boy went to Balliol; not when they received the K.C.I.E.; but in
+the year that they shot this or that man-eater.
+
+That a tiger had really chanced upon us we soon ascertained. Also that
+it had been hit by the rifle on the first elephant and had disappeared
+into the jungle, which consisted hereabouts of a grass some twenty feet
+high, bleached by the sun.
+
+A Council of War followed, and we were led by Bam Bahadur on a
+rounding-up manoeuvre. According to his judgment the tiger would remain
+just inside the cover, and our duty was therefore to make a wide detour
+and then advance in as solid a semicircle as possible upon him and force
+him again into the open, where the hunter who had inflicted the first
+wound was to remain stationed. Accordingly all the rest of us entered
+the jungle in single file, our elephants treading down the grass with
+their great irresistible feet or wrenching it away with their invincible
+trunks. It was now that the shikaree was feeling the elephant shortage.
+Had there been seventy-five instead of only twenty-five, he said, all
+would be well: he could then form a cordon such as no tiger might
+break through. For lack of these others, when the time came to turn and
+advance upon our prey he caused fires to be lighted here and there
+where the gaps were widest, so that we forged onwards not only to
+the accompaniment of the shrill cries of the mahouts and the noise of
+plunging and overwhelming elephants, but to the fierce roar and crackle
+of burning stalks.
+
+And thus, after an hour in this bewildering tangle, with the universe
+filled with sound and strangeness, and the scent of wood smoke mingling
+with the heat of the air, and the lust of the chase in our veins, we
+drew to the spot where the animal was guessed to be hiding, and knew
+that the guess was true by the demeanour of the elephants. Real danger
+had suddenly entered into the adventure; and they showed it. A wounded
+tiger at bay can do desperate things, and some of the elephants now
+refused to budge forward any more, or complied only with terrified
+screams. Some of the unarmed mahouts were also reluctant, and shouted
+their fears. But the shikaree was inexorable. There the tiger was, and
+we must drive it out.
+
+Closer and closer we drew, until every elephant's flank was pressing
+against its neighbour, the outside ones being each at the edge of
+the open space; in the middle of which was the twenty-fifth with its
+vigilant rider standing tense with his rifle to his shoulder. The noise
+was now deafening. Every one was uttering something, either to scare
+the tiger or to encourage the elephants or his neighbour or possibly
+himself; while now and then from the depths of the grass ahead of us
+came an outraged growl, with more than a suggestion of contempt in it
+for such unsportsmanship as could array twenty-five elephants, half a
+hundred men and a dozen rifles against one inoffensive wild beast.
+
+And then suddenly the grass waved, there was a rustle and rush and a
+snarl of furious rage, and once again a blur of yellow and black crossed
+the open space. Six or more reports rang out, and to my dying day I
+shall remember, with mixed feelings, that one of these reports was the
+result of pressure on a trigger applied by a finger belonging to me.
+That the tiger was hit again--by other bullets than mine--was certain,
+but instead of falling it disappeared into the jungle on the other side
+of the maidan, and again we were destined to employ enclosing tactics.
+It was now intensely hot, but nobody minded; and we were an hour and a
+half late for lunch, but nobody minded: the chase was all! The phrase
+"out for blood" had taken on its literal primitive meaning.
+
+The second rounding-up was less simple than the first, because the tiger
+had more choice of hiding places; but again our shikaree displayed his
+wonderful intuition, and in about an hour we had ringed the creature
+in. That this was to be the end was evident from the electrical
+purposefulness which animated the old hands. The experienced shots were
+carefully disposed, and my own peace of mind was not increased by the
+warning "If the tiger leaps on your elephant, don't shoot"--the point
+being that novices can be very wild with their rifles under such
+conditions. As the question "What shall I do instead?" was lost in the
+tumult, the latter stages of this momentous drama were seen by these
+eyes less steadily and less whole than I could have wished. But I saw
+the tiger spring, growling, at an elephant removed some four yards from
+mine, and I saw it driven back by a shot from one of the native hunters.
+And then when, after another period of anxious expectancy, it emerged
+again from the undergrowth, and sprang towards our host, I saw him put
+two bullets into it almost instantaneously; and the beautiful obstinate
+creature fell, never to rise again.
+
+
+
+
+THE SACRED CITY
+
+
+The devout Hindu knows in Benares the height of ecstasy: but, if I am
+typical, the European experiences there both discomfort and inquietude.
+Nowhere else in India did I feel so foreign, so alien. To be of cool
+Christian traditions and an Occidental, an inquisitive sightseer among
+these fervent pilgrims intent upon their pious duties and rapt
+in exaltation and unthinking inflexible belief, was in itself
+disconcerting, almost to the point of shame; while the pilgrims were so
+remarkably of a different world, a different era, that one felt lost.
+
+This, however, is not all. India is never too sanitary, except where the
+English are in their own strongholds, but Benares--at any rate the parts
+which the tourist must visit--is least scrupulous in such matters. The
+canonization of the cow must needs carry a penalty with it, and Benares
+might be described as a sanctified byre without any labouring Hercules
+in prospect. Godliness it may have, but cleanliness is very distant. The
+streets, too, seem to be narrower and more congested than those in any
+other city; so that it is often embarrassingly difficult to treat the
+approaching ruminants with the respect due to them. Fortunately they
+are seldom anything but mild and unaggressive. Part perplexed, part
+inquisitive, and part contemptuous, they are met everywhere, while
+in one of the temples in which the unbeliever may (to his great
+contentment) do no more than stand at the entrance, they are frankly
+worshipped. In another temple monkeys are revered too, careering about
+the walls and courtyards and being fed by the curious and the devout.
+
+Holiness is not only the peculiar characteristic of Benares: it is also
+its staple industry. In the streets there is a shrine at every few feet,
+while the shops where little lingams are for sale must be numbered by
+hundreds.
+
+The chief glory of Benares is, however, the Ganges, on one side of which
+is the teeming sweltering city with its palaces and temples heaped high
+for two or three miles, and bathers swarming at the river's edge; while
+the other bank is flat and bare. A watering-place front on the ocean's
+shore does not end more suddenly and completely. There is nothing that
+I have seen with which to compare the north bank of the Ganges, with the
+morning sun on its many-coloured facades and towers, but Venice. As one
+is rowed slowly down the river it is of Venice that one instinctively
+thinks. As in Venice, the palaces are of various colours, pink and red
+and yellow and blue, and the sun has crumbled their facades in the
+same way. But there is this difference--that over the Benares roofs the
+monkeys scamper.
+
+Gradually Venice is forgotten as the novel interest of the scene
+captures one's whole attention. At each of the ghauts (a landing place
+or steps) variegated masses of pilgrims--no matter how early the hour,
+and to see them rightly one ought to start quite by six--are making
+their ablutions and deriving holiness from the yellow tide. You saw them
+yesterday trudging wearily through the streets, the sacred city at last
+reached; and here they are in their thousands, brown and glistening.
+They are of every age: quite old white-bearded men and withered women,
+meticulously serious in their ritual, and then boys and girls deriving
+also a little fun from their immersion. Here and there the bathing ghaut
+is diversified by a burning ghaut, and one may catch a glimpse of the
+extremities of the corpse twisting among the faggots. Here and there is
+a boat or raft in which a priest is seated under his umbrella, fishing
+for souls as men in punts on the Thames fish for roach. And over all
+is the pitiless sun, hot even now, before breakfast, but soon to be
+unbearable.
+
+I was not sorry when the voyage ended and we returned to the Maharajah's
+Guest House for a little repose and refreshment, before visiting the
+early Buddhist stronghold at Sarnath, the "Deer Park," where the Master
+first preached his doctrine and whither his five attendants sought
+a haven after they had forsaken him. Drifting about its ruins and
+contemplating the glorious capital of the famous Asoka column--all that
+has been preserved--I found myself murmuring the couplet,--
+
+ With a friendly Buddhist priest I seek respite from
+ the strife
+ And manifold anomalies which go to make up life--
+
+but the odds are that even the early Buddhists were not immune.
+
+
+
+
+CALCUTTA
+
+
+Calcutta and Bombay are strangely different--so different that they can
+only be contrasted. Bombay, first and foremost, has the sea, and I can
+think of nothing more lovely than the sunsets that one watches from the
+lawn of the Yacht Club or from the promenade on Warder Road. Calcutta
+has no sea--nothing but a very difficult tidal river. Calcutta, again,
+has no Malabar Hill. But then Bombay has no open space to compare
+with the Maidan; and for all its crowded bazaars it has no street so
+diversified and interesting as Harrison Road. It has no Chinatown. Its
+climate is enervating where that of Calcutta, if not bracing--and no
+one could call it that--at any rate does not extract every particle of
+vigour from the European system.
+
+But the special glory of Calcutta is the Maidan, that vast green space
+which, unlike so many parks, spreads itself at the city's feet. One
+does not have to seek it: there it is, with room for every one and a
+race-course and a cricket-ground to boot. And if there is no magic in
+the evening prospect such as the sea and its ships under the flaming
+or mysterious enveiling sky can offer to the eye at Bombay, there is a
+quality of golden richness in the twilight over Calcutta, as seen across
+the Maidan, through its trees, that is unique. I rejoiced in it daily.
+This twilight is very brief, but it is exquisite.
+
+It is easier in Calcutta to be suddenly transported to England than
+in any other Indian city that I visited. There are, it is true, more
+statues of Lord Curzon than we are accustomed to; but many of the homes
+are quite English, save for the multitude of servants; Government House,
+serene and spacious and patrician, is a replica of Kedlestone Hall in
+Derbyshire: the business buildings within and without are structurally
+English, and the familiar Scotch accent sounds everywhere; but the
+illusion is most complete in St. John's Church, that very charming,
+cool, white and comfortable sanctuary, in the manner of Wren, and in St.
+Andrew's too. Secluded here, the world shut off, one might as well be
+in some urban conventicle at home on a sunny August day, as in the
+glamorous East. St. John's particularly I shall remember: its light, its
+distinction, its surrounding verdancy.
+
+
+
+
+ROSE AYLMER
+
+
+ Ah, what avails the sceptred race,
+ Ah, what the form divine!
+ What every virtue, every grace!
+ Rose Aylmer, all were thine!
+
+ Rose Aylmer, whom these wakeful eyes
+ May weep, but never see,
+ A night of memories and sighs
+ I consecrate to thee.
+
+One curious task which I set myself in Calcutta was to find Rose
+Aylmer's grave, for it was there that, in 1800, the mortal part of the
+lady whom Landor immortalised was buried. But I tried in vain. I walked
+for hours amid the sombre pyramidal tombs beneath which the Calcutta
+English used to be laid, among them, in 1815, Thackeray's father, but I
+found no trace of her whom I sought. I have seen many famous cemeteries,
+all depressing, from Kensal Green to Genoa, from Rock Creek to
+Montmartre, but none can approach in its forlorn melancholy the tract of
+stained and crumbling sarcophagi packed so close as almost to touch each
+other, in the burial ground off Rawdon Street and Park Street. Let no
+one establish a monument of cement over me. Any material rather than
+that!
+
+
+
+
+JOB AND JOE
+
+
+If I did not find Rose Aylmer's tomb, I found, in St. John's pleasant
+God's Acre, the comely mausoleum of Job Charnock, and this delighted me,
+because for how long has been ringing in my ears that line--
+
+ "The tall pale widow is mine, Joe, the little brown
+ girl's for you."
+
+which I met with so many years ago in "The Light That Failed," where the
+Nilghai sings it to his own music! He got it, he said, from a tombstone,
+in a distant land; and the tombstone is now incorporated with Job
+Charnock's, the distant land being India; but the verses I have had to
+collect elsewhere. I found them in Calcutta, in my host's library.
+
+Joe was Joseph, or Josiah, Townsend, a pilot of the Ganges, and
+tradition has it that he and Job Charnock, who, as an officer of the
+East India Company, founded Calcutta in 1690, saved a pretty young Hindu
+widow from ascending her husband's funeral pyre and committing suttee.
+Tradition states further that Job Charnock and his bride "lived lovingly
+for many years and had several children," until in due time she was
+buried in the mausoleum at St. John's, where her husband sacrificed a
+cock on each anniversary of her death ever after. The story has been
+examined and found to be improbable, but Charnock was a bold fellow who
+might easily have started many legends; and the poem remains, and if
+there is a livelier, I should like to know of it. I have been at the
+agreeable pains of reconstructing the verses as they were probably
+written, so that there are two more than the Nilghai sang. The whole is
+a very curious haunting ballad, leaving us with the desire to know much
+more of the lives of both men--Job Charnock the frontiersman, and Joseph
+Townsend, "skilful and industrious, a kind father and a useful friend,"
+who could navigate not only the Ganges but the shifting Hooghli. Rarely
+can so much mixed autobiography and romance have been packed into six
+stanzas--and here too the adventurous East and West meet:--
+
+ I've shipped my cable, messmates, I'm dropping down
+ with the tide;
+ I have my sailing orders while ye at anchor ride,
+ And never, on fair June morning, have I put out to sea
+ With clearer conscience, or better hope, or heart more light and free.
+
+ An Ashburnham! A Fairfax! Hark how the corslets ring!
+ Why are the blacksmiths out to-day, beating those men at the spring?
+ Ho, Willie, Hob and Cuddie!--bring out your boats amain,
+ There's a great red pool to swim them o'er, yonder in Deadman's Lane.
+
+ Nay, do not cry, sweet Katie--only a month afloat
+ And then the ring and the parson, at Fairlight Church, my doat.
+ The flower-strewn path--the Press Gang! No, I shall never see
+ Her little grave where the daisies wave in the breeze on Fairlight Lee.
+
+ "Shoulder to shoulder, Joe, my boy, into the crowd like a wedge!
+ Out with the hangers, messmates, but do not strike with the edge!"
+ Cries Charnock, "Scatter the faggots! Double that Brahmin in two!
+ The tall pale widow is mine, Joe, the little brown girl for you."
+
+ Young Joe (you're nearing sixty), why is your hide so dark?
+ Katie had fair soft blue eyes--who blackened yours? Why, hark!
+ The morning gun! Ho, steady! The arquebuses to me;
+ I've sounded the Dutch High Admiral's heart as my lead doth sound the
+ sea.
+
+ Sounding, sounding the Ganges--floating down with the tide,
+ Moor me close by Charnock, next to my nut-brown bride.
+ My blessing to Katie at Fairlight--Howell, my thanks to you--
+ Steady!--We steer for Heaven through scud drifts cold and blue.
+
+
+
+
+EXIT
+
+
+I arrived in Bombay on the last day of 1919 and embarked at Calcutta for
+Japan on the evening of February 17th, seven weeks later. But to embark
+at Calcutta is not to leave it, for we merely dropped down the river a
+short distance that night, and for the next day and a half we were in
+the Hooghli, sounding all the way. It is a difficult river to emerge
+from; nor do I recommend any one else to travel, as I did, on a boat
+with a forward deck cargo of two or three hundred goats on the starboard
+side and half as many monkeys on the port, with a small elephant
+tethered between and a cage of leopards adjacent. These, the property
+of an American dealer in wild animals, were intended for sale in the
+States; all but one of the leopards, which, being lame, he had decided
+to kill, to provide a "robe" for his wife. Nothing could be more
+different than the careless aimless activities of the monkeys I had seen
+among the trees between Agra and Delhi and scampering over the
+parapets of Benares, all thieves and libertines with a charter, and
+the restriction of these poor cowering mannikins, overcrowded in their
+cages, with an abysmal sorrow in their eyes. Many died on the voyage,
+and I think the Indian Government should look into the question of their
+export very narrowly.
+
+
+
+
+JAPAN
+
+INTRODUCTORY
+
+
+I ought not to write about Japan at all, for I was there but three
+short weeks, and rain or snow fell almost all the time, and I sailed
+for America on the very day that the cherry blossom festivities began.
+But--well, there is only one Fujiyama, and it is surpassingly beautiful
+and satisfying--the perfect mountain--and I should feel contemptible if
+I did not add my eulogy of it--my gratitude--to all the others.
+
+Since, then, I am to say something of Fuji, let the way be paved.
+
+
+
+
+THE LITTLE LAND
+
+
+One is immediately struck, on landing at Kobe--and continually after--by
+the littleness of Japan. The little flimsy houses, the little flimsy
+shops, the small men, the toylike women, the tiny children, as numerous
+and like unto each other as the pebbles on the shore--these are
+everywhere. But although small of stature the Japanese men are often
+very powerfully built and many of them suggest great strength. They are
+taking to games, too. While I was in the country baseball was a craze,
+and boys were practising pitching and catching everywhere, even in the
+streets of the cities.
+
+Littleness--with which is associated the most delicate detail and
+elaborate finish--is the mark also of modern Japanese art. In the
+curiosity shops whatever was massive or largely simple was Chinese. Even
+the royal palaces at Kyoto are small, the rooms, exquisite as they are,
+with perfect joinery and ancient paintings, being seldom more than a few
+feet square, with very low ceilings. I went over two of these palaces,
+falling into the hands, at each, of English-speaking officials whose
+ciceronage was touched with a kind of rapture. At the Nijo, especially,
+was my guide an enthusiast, becoming lyrical over the famous cartoons of
+the "Wet Heron" and the "Sleeping Sparrows."
+
+In India I had grown accustomed to removing my shoes at the threshold
+of mosques. There it was out of deference to Allah, but in Japan the
+concession is demanded solely in the interests of floor polish, and you
+take your shoes off not only in palaces and houses but in some of the
+shops. It gave one an odd burglarious feeling to be creeping noiselessly
+from room to room of the Nijo; but there was nothing to steal. The place
+was empty, save for decoration.
+
+There is a certain amplitude in some of the larger Kyoto temples, with
+their long galleries and massive gateways, but these only serve to
+accentuate the littleness elsewhere. In the principal Kyoto temple I had
+for guide a minute Japanese with the ecstatic passion for trifles
+that seems to mark his race. A picture representing the miracle of the
+"Fly-away Sparrows," as he called them, was the treasure on which he
+concentrated, and next to that he drew my attention to the boards of the
+gangway uniting two buildings, which, as one stepped on them, emitted a
+sound that the Japanese believe to resemble the song of Philomela. To
+me it brought no such memory, and the fact that this effect, common in
+Japan, is technically known as "a nightingale squeak," perhaps supports
+my insensitiveness.
+
+If old Japan is to be found anywhere it is in Kyoto--in spite of its
+huge factory chimneys. In Tokio, complete European dress is common in
+the streets, but in Kyoto it is the exception. Tokio also wears boots,
+but Kyoto is noisy with pattens night and day. Not only are there
+countless shops in Kyoto given up to porcelain, carvings, screens,
+bronzes, old armour, and so forth, but no matter how trumpery the normal
+stock in trade of the other shops, a number of them have a little glass
+case--a shop within a shop, as it were--in which a few rare and ancient
+articles of beauty are kept. A great deal of Japan is expressed in this
+pretty custom.
+
+
+
+
+THE RICE FIELDS
+
+
+My first experience of Japanese scenery of any wildness was gained
+while shooting the rapids of the Katsuragava, an exciting voyage among
+boulders in a shallow and often very turbulent stream in a steep and
+craggy valley a few miles from Kyoto. Previous to this expedition I
+had seen, from the train, only the trim rice fields,--each a tiny
+parallelogram with its irrigation channels as a boundary, so carefully
+tended that there is not a weed in the whole country. Japan is cut up
+into these absurd little squares, of which twenty and more would go into
+an ordinary English field. Often the terminal posts are painted a bright
+red; often a little row of family tombs is there too. The watermill is
+a common object of the country. But birds are few and animals one sees
+never. Indeed in all my three weeks I saw no four-footed animals, except
+a dead rat, two pigs and one cat. I am excluding of course beasts of
+draught--horses and bullocks--which are everywhere. Not a cow, not a
+sheep, not a dog! but that there are cattle is proved by the proverbial
+excellence of Kobe steaks, which I tested and can swear to. In all
+my three weeks, both in cities and the country, I saw only one crying
+child. Of children there were millions, mostly boys, but only one was
+unhappy.
+
+
+
+
+SURFACE MATERIALISM
+
+
+In spite of Kyoto's eight hundred temples I could not get any but a
+materialistic concept of its inhabitants; and elsewhere this impression
+was emphasised. A stranger cannot, of course, know; he can but record
+his feelings, without claiming any authority for them. But I am sure
+I was never in a country where I perceived fewer indications of any
+spiritual life. Every one is busy; every one seems to be happy or at any
+rate not discontented; every one chatters and laughs and is, one feels,
+a fatalist. Sufficient unto the day! After all, it is the women of a
+nation that chiefly keep burning the sacred flame and pass it on; but in
+Japan, I understand, the women are far too busy in pleasing the men
+to have time for such duties; Japan is run by men for men. It is an
+unwritten law that a woman must never be anything but gay in her lord's
+presence, must never for a moment claim the privilege of peevishness.
+
+As an instance of the Japanese woman's indifference to fate and
+readiness to oblige, I may say that we had on our ship two or three
+hundred girls in charge of a duenna or so, who were bound for Honolulu
+to be married to Japanese settlers there, to whom their photographs had
+been forwarded. These girls are known as "Picture Brides." At Honolulu
+their new proprietors awaited them, and I suppose identified and
+appropriated them, although to the European eye one face differed no
+whit from another.
+
+The Japanese have the practical qualities that consort with materialism.
+They are quick to supply creature comforts; their hotels are
+well-managed; their cooks are excellent; their sign-posts are numerous
+and, I believe, very circumstantial; at the railway stations are lists
+of the show places in the neighbourhood; the telephone is general. But
+there are strange failings. The roads, for example, are often very bad,
+although so many motor-cars exist. Even in Tokio the puddles and mud are
+abominable. There is no fixed rule to force rickshaw men to carry bells.
+There is no rule of the road at all, so that the driver of a vehicle
+must be doubly alert, having to make up his mind not only as to what he
+is going to do himself, but also what the approaching driver is probably
+going to do. From time to time, I believe, a rule of the road has been
+tried, but it has always broken down.
+
+The rickshaw bells are the more important, because the Japanese are not
+observant. They may see Fuji and stand for hours worshipping a spray of
+cherry blossom, but they do not see what is coming. Normally they look
+down.
+
+The rickshaw is comfortable and speedy; but to be drawn about by a
+fellow-creature is a humiliating experience and I never ceased to feel
+too conspicuous and ashamed. I discovered also how easy it is to lose
+one's temper with these men. I used to sit and wonder if there had ever
+been a runaway, and I never hired a rickshaw without thinking of Mr.
+Anstey's story of the talking horse.
+
+
+
+
+FIRST GLIMPSE OF FUJI
+
+
+I left Kyoto for Yokohama on Wednesday night, March 17, 1920, at eleven,
+and Thursday, March 18, 1920, thus remains with me as a red-letter day,
+for it was then, at about half-past seven in the morning, that, lifting
+the blind of my sleeping compartment, I saw--almost within reach, as it
+seemed, dazzlingly white under its snow against a clear blue sky, with
+the sun flooding it with glory--Fujiyama. I was to see it again several
+times--for I went to Myanoshita for that purpose--but never again so
+startlingly and wonderfully as this.
+
+When I am asked to name in a word the most beautiful thing I saw on my
+travels I mention Fujiyama instantly. There is nothing else to challenge
+it. Perhaps had I seen Everest from Darjeeling I might have a different
+story to tell; but I missed it. The Taj? Yes, the Taj is a divine
+work of man; but it has not the serene lofty isolation of this sublime
+mountain, rising from the plain alone and immense with almost perfect
+symmetry.
+
+I was not to see Fujiyama again for a week or so, but in the meanwhile
+I saw the Daibutsu, the giant figure of Buddha, at Kamakura, in all its
+bland placidity. These were the only big things I found in Japan.
+
+
+
+
+TWO FUNERALS
+
+
+Yokohama is industrial and dirty everywhere but on the drive beside the
+harbour, and on the Bluff, where the rich foreigners live. I visited one
+house on this pleasant eminence and there was nothing in it to suggest
+that it was in Japan any more than in, say, Cheltenham. The form was
+English, the furniture was English, the pictures and books were English;
+photographs of school and college cricket elevens gave it the final home
+touch. Only in the garden were there exotic indications. The English
+certainly have the knack of carrying their atmosphere with them. I had
+noticed that often in India; but this Yokohama villa was the completest
+exemplification.
+
+Wandering about the city I came one morning on a funeral procession that
+ought to have pleased Henry Ward Beecher, who, on the only occasion on
+which I heard him, when he was very old and I was very young, urged upon
+his hearers the importance of bright colours and flowers instead of the
+ordinary habiliments and accoutrements of woe. For when a soul is on its
+way to paradise, he said, we should be glad. The Yokohama cortege was
+headed by men bearing banners; then came girls all in white, riding in
+rickshaws; then the gaudy hearse; then priests in rickshaws; and
+finally the relations and friends. The effect conveyed was not one of
+melancholy; but even if every one had been in black, impressiveness
+would have been wanting, for no one can look dignified in a rickshaw.
+
+Compared, however, with a funeral which I saw in Hong-Kong, the Yokohama
+ceremony was solemnity in essence. The Hong-Kong obsequies were those
+of a tobacco-magnate's wife and the widower had determined to spare no
+expense on their thoroughness. He had even offered, but without success,
+to compensate the tramway company for a suspension of the service, the
+result of his failure being that every few minutes the procession was
+held up to permit the cars to go by; which meant that instead of taking
+only two hours to pass any given point, it took three. The estimated
+cost of the funeral was one hundred thousand dollars and all Hong-Kong
+was there to see.
+
+To Chinese eyes it doubtless had a sombre religious character, but to us
+it was merely a diverting spectacle of incredible prolongation. We were
+not wholly to blame in missing its sanctity, for the participants,
+who were more like mummers than mourners, had all been hired and were
+enjoying the day off. For the most part they merely wore their fancy
+dress and walked and talked or played instruments, but now and then
+there was a dragon and a champion boxing it and these certainly earned
+their money. At intervals came bearers with trays on which were comforts
+for the next world or symbolical devices, while, to infinity both in
+front and behind, banners and streamers and lanterns danced and jogged
+above all. A miracle-show of the middle ages can have been not unlike
+it.
+
+
+
+
+THE LITTLE GEISHA
+
+
+I left Japan, as I have said, just before the cherry-blossom festivities
+began, but I was able to see a number of the dances--which never change
+but are passed with exactitude, step for step, gesture for gesture and
+expression for expression, from one geisha to another--as performed by
+a child who was being educated for the profession. Although so young
+she knew accurately upwards of sixty dances, and the pick of these she
+executed for a few spectators, in a little fragile paper-walled house
+outside Yokohama, while her adoring aunt played the wistful repetitive
+accompaniments.
+
+The little creature--a mere watch-chain ornament--had a typical Japanese
+face, half mask, half mischief, and a tiny high voice which now and then
+broke into the dance. But dances, strictly speaking, they are not.
+They are really posturing and the manoeuvres of a fan. To me they are
+strangely fascinating, and, with the music, almost more so than our
+Western ballets. But there is a difference between the ballet and the
+geisha dances, and it is so wide that there is no true comparison; for
+whereas the ballet stimulates and excites, these Japanese movements
+hypnotise and lull.
+
+
+
+
+MANNERS
+
+
+The public manners of the Japanese are not good. In all my solitary
+walks about Myanoshita I met with no single peasant who passed the time
+of day, and in the streets of Tokio English people were being jostled
+and stared at and treated without respect. It was a moment when
+Americans were unpopular, and the theory was broached that for fear of
+missing the chance to be rude to an American the Japanese became rude
+to all outlanders indiscriminately. One indeed gathered the impression
+that, except in Kyoto, which is a backwater, foreigners are no longer
+wanted. "Japan for the Japanese" would seem to be the motto: one day,
+not far distant, to be amended to "The World for Japan." I shall never
+forget the humiliation I suffered in a stockbroker's office in Tokio,
+into which, seeing the words "English spoken" over the door, I had
+ventured in the hope of being directed to an address I was seeking.
+Not a word of English did any one know, but the whole staff left its
+typewriters and desks to come and laugh. I was always willing to remove
+the gravity of Japanese children by my grotesque Occidentalism, but
+I have a very real objection to being a butt for the ridicule of
+grown-ups. Such an incident could not have occurred, I believe, anywhere
+else. But it is not only the foreigners to whom the Japanese are rude:
+they do nothing for their fellows either. The want of chivalry in trains
+and trams was conspicuous.
+
+The ceremonial manners of the Japanese can, however, be more precise and
+formal than any I ever witnessed. A wedding reception chanced to be in
+progress in my Tokio hotel one afternoon, and through the open door I
+had glimpses of Japanese gentlemen in frock coats bowing to Japanese
+ladies and making perfect right angles as they did so. So elaborate
+indeed were the courtesies that to Western eyes they bordered
+dangerously on burlesque.
+
+The destination that I was seeking when I entered the stockbroker's
+office was a certain book-store, and when I eventually found it I was
+asked a question by a Japanese youth that still perplexes me. It was
+in the English section, the principal volumes in which, as imported to
+supply Japanese demands, were American, and all bore either upon
+success in engineering and other professions and crafts, or on the rapid
+acquirement of wealth. "How to double your income in a week"; "How
+to get rich quickly"; "How to succeed in business"; and so forth; all
+preaching, in fact, the new gospel which is doing Japan no good.
+There were also, however, a certain number of novels, and one of the
+customers, a boy who looked as though he were still at school, noting my
+English appearance, brought a translation of Maupassant to me and asked
+me what "soul" meant--"A Woman's Soul" being the new title. Now I defy
+any one with no Japanese to make it clear to a Japanese boy with very
+little English what a woman's soul is.
+
+
+
+
+THE PLAY
+
+
+At Tokio I was present for an hour or so at a performance in a national
+theatre. It had been in progress for a long time when I entered and
+would continue long after I left, for that is the Japanese custom. In
+London people with too little to do are on occasion prepared to spend
+the whole day outside theatres waiting for the doors to open. They will
+then witness a two and a half hours' performance. But in Japan the
+plays go on from eleven a.m. to eleven p.m. and the audience bring their
+sustenance and tobacco with them. The seats are mats on the ground, and
+the actors reach the stage by a passage through the auditorium as well
+as from the wings. The scenery is very elementary, and there is always a
+gate which has to be opened when the characters pass through and closed
+after them, although it is isolated and has no contiguous wall or fence.
+
+None of our Western morbid desire for novelty, I am told, troubles the
+Japanese play-goer, who is prepared to witness the same drama, usually
+based on an historical event or national legend thoroughly familiar to
+him, for ever and ever. It is as though the theatres in England were
+given up exclusively to, say, Shakespeare's Henry IV, V and VI sequence.
+On the occasion of my visit there was little of what we call acting,
+but endless elocution. During the performance the attendants walk about,
+with the persistence of constables during a London police-court hearing,
+carrying refreshments and little charcoal stoves. The signal for the
+next act is a deafening clicking noise made by one of the stage hands
+on two sticks, which gradually rises to a shattering crescendo as the
+curtain is drawn aside. It must be understood that the theatre that I am
+describing was set apart for national drama. In others there are topical
+farces and laughter is continuous; but I did not visit any. On board
+ship, however, we had a series of performances of such pieces by the
+Japanese cabin attendants and waiters, many of whom were professional
+actors. The Japanese passengers enjoyed them immensely.
+
+
+
+
+MYANOSHITA
+
+
+A whole week of my too short stay was given to Myanoshita, whither I was
+driven by the impossibility of retaining a room in either Yokohama or
+Tokio, and where I stayed willingly on, out of delight in the place
+itself. After being cooped up for so long on ships, and kept inactive
+under the heat of India, it was like a new existence to take immense
+walks among these mountains in the keen rarified air, even though there
+was both rain and snow. Myanoshita stands some four thousand feet high
+and is situated in a valley in which are many summer cottages and health
+resorts. The heart of this Alpine settlement is the Fujiya Hotel,
+where I was living, which is kept by an enterprising Americanised and
+Europeanised Japanese proprietor and his very charming wife, Madame
+Yamaguchi, whose father was the founder of the house, and, I believe,
+the discoverer of the district, and who herself is famous as a
+gracious hostess throughout Japan. No hotel so well or so thoughtfully
+administered have I ever stayed in; nor was I ever in another where the
+water for the bath gushes in from a natural hot spring. But hot springs
+are numerous in this region, while there is a gorge which I visited,
+some four miles distant, where boiling sulphur hisses and bubbles for
+ever and aye.
+
+Many of the Myanoshita dishes were new to me and welcome. There is an
+excellent salad called "Slow," and the bamboo, which is Japan's best
+friend--serving the nation in scores of ways: as fences, as walls,
+as water-pipes, as supports, as carrying-poles, as thatch, as
+fishing-rods--here found its way into the salad bowl and was not
+distasteful. The custom of drinking a glass of orange juice before
+breakfast might well be adopted with us; but not the least of the
+oddities of England which I realised as I moved about the earth is our
+unwillingness to eat fruit. Japan also has a perfect mineral water,
+"Tansan."
+
+When not making long expeditions to catch new glimpses of Fuji I roamed
+about the hill-sides among the little villages, or leaned over crazy
+bridges to watch the waterfalls beneath; for there is water everywhere,
+tumbling down to the distant ocean, a wedge of which can be seen from
+the hotel windows. This Japanese valley might be in Switzerland, save
+for the absence of any but human life. Not a cow, not a goat.
+
+The labourers wear blue linen smocks, usually with some device upon
+them, and they merge into the landscape as naturally as French or
+Belgian peasants. These men, whether working on the soil or the roads,
+or engaged in cutting bamboos or building houses, wear the large straw
+hats that one sees in the old Japanese prints. Nothing has changed in
+their dress. But the modernized Japanese, the dweller in the cities or
+casual visitor to the country, pins his faith to the bowler. The bowler
+is so much his favourite headgear that he wears it often with native
+costume on his body. Perhaps it is to Japan that all the bowlers have
+gone, now that London has taken to the soft Homburg. It was odd to meet
+groups of these bizarre little men among the precipices: even stranger
+perhaps were their little ladies, especially on Sunday, in the gayest
+Japanese clothes, their faces plastered with rice powder and cigarettes
+in their mouths. Too many of them are disfigured by gold teeth, which
+are so common in Japan as to be almost the rule. An English resident
+assured me that I must not assume that the Japanese teeth are therefore
+unusually defective: often the gold is merely ostentation, a visible
+sign that the owner of the auriferous mouth is both alive to American
+progress and can afford it.
+
+Even in Myanoshita Fujiyama has to be sought for and climbed for, the
+walls of rock that form the valley being so high and enclosing. But the
+result is worth every effort. Immediately above the hotel is a hill from
+whose summit the upper part of the enchanted mountain can be seen, and I
+ascended tortuously to this point within an hour of my arrival. The next
+day I walked to Lake Hakone (where the Emperor has a summer palace),
+some eight miles away, in the hope of getting Fuji's white crest
+reflected on its surface; but a veil of mist enshrouded all. And then
+twice I went to the edge of the watershed at the head of the valley:
+once struggling through the snow to the Otome Pass, on an immemorial
+and nearly perpendicular bridle path, and once by the modern road to
+the tunnel which, with characteristic address, the Japanese have bored
+through the rock, thus reducing a very steep gradient.
+
+In the tunnel the icicles were hanging several feet long and as big as
+masts, and the air was biting. But one emerged suddenly upon a prospect
+the wonder of which probably cannot be excelled--a vast plain far below,
+made up of verdure and villages and lakes, with distant surrounding
+heights, and immediately in front, filling half the sky, Fuji himself.
+It is from this point, and from the ancient Otome Pass, a mile or
+so away on the same ridge, that the symmetry of the mountain is most
+perfect; and here one can best appreciate the simplicity of it, the
+quiet natural ease with which it rises above its neighbours. There was
+more snow on the slopes than when I had seen it from the train a few
+days before; and the sky again was without a cloud. I have never been so
+conscious of majestic serenity, without any concomitant feeling of awe.
+Fuji is both sublime and human.
+
+No other country has a symbol like this. When the Japanese think of
+Japan they visualise Fuji: returning exiles crowd the decks for the
+first glimpse of it; departing exiles with tears in their eyes watch
+it disappear. There is not a shop window but has Fuji in some
+representation; it is found in every house; its contours are engraved
+on teaspoons, embossed on ash-trays. You cannot escape from its
+counterfeits; but if you have seen it you do not mind.
+
+When on my way home I found myself in an American picture gallery,
+either in San Francisco, Chicago, Boston or New York, I lingered longest
+in the rooms where the coloured prints of the Japanese masters hang--and
+America has very fine collections, particularly in Boston--and I stood
+longest before those landscapes by Hokusai and Hiroshige in which Fuji
+occurs. Hokusai in particular venerated the mountain, and in many of his
+most beautiful pictures people are calling to each other to admire some
+new and marvellous aspect of it. It was he who drew Fuji as seen through
+the arch of a breaking wave! I was looking at the British Museum's
+example of this daring print only a few days ago, and, doing so, living
+my Myanoshita days again.
+
+There is much in Japan that is petty, much that is too material and not
+a little that is disturbing; but Fuji is there too, dominating all, calm
+and wise and lovely beyond description, and it would be Fuji that lured
+me back.
+
+
+
+
+AMERICA
+
+DEMOCRACY AT HOME
+
+
+My first experience of democracy-in-being followed swiftly upon boarding
+the steamboat for San Francisco, when "Show this man Number 231" was the
+American steward's command to a cabin boy. I had no objection to being
+called a man: far from it; but after years of being called a gentleman
+it was startling. This happened at Yokohama; and when, in the Customs
+House at San Francisco, a porter wheeling a truck broke through a queue
+of us waiting to obtain our quittances, with the careless warning, "Out
+of the way, fellers!" I knew that here was democracy indeed.
+
+I confess to liking it, although I was to be brought up with another
+jolt when a notice-board on a grass-plot suddenly confronted me, bearing
+the words:--
+
+[Illustration: KEEP OFF. THIS MEANS YOU.]
+
+But I like it. I like the tradition which, once your name is written in
+the hotel reception book, makes you instantly "Mr. Lucas" to every one
+in the place. There is a friendliness about it: the hotel is more of
+a home, or at any rate, less of a barrack, because of it. And yet this
+universal camaraderie has some odd lapses into formality. The members of
+clubs in America are far more ceremonious with each other than we are
+in England. In English clubs the prefix "Mr." is a solecism, but in
+American clubs I have watched quite old friends and associates whose
+greetings have been marked almost by pomposity and certainly by ritual.
+Yet Americans, I should say, are heartier than we; more happy to be with
+each other; less critical and exacting. They certainly spend less time
+in discussing each other's foibles. That may be because the dollar is so
+much more an absorbing theme, but more likely it is because America is a
+democracy, and the theory of democracy, as I understand it, is to assume
+that every man is a good fellow until the reverse is proved. I should
+not like to say that the theory of those of us who live under a monarchy
+is the opposite, but it seemed to me that Americans are more ready than
+we to be sociable and tolerant.
+
+Try as I might I could never be quick enough to get in first with that
+delightful American greeting, "Pleased to meet you," or "Glad to
+know you, Mr. Lucas." I pondered long on the best retort and at last
+formulated this, but never dared to use it for fear that its genuineness
+might be suspected: "I shall be sorry when we have to part."
+
+
+
+
+SAN FRANCISCO
+
+
+It was in San Francisco that I learned--and very quickly--that it is as
+necessary to visit America in order to know what Americans are like
+as it is to leave one's own country in order to know more about that.
+Americans when abroad are less hearty, less revealing. They are either
+suffering from a constraint or an over-assertiveness; and both moods may
+be due to not being at home. In neither case are they so natural as
+at home. I suppose that on soil not our own we all tend to be a little
+over-anxious to proclaim our nationality, to maintain the distinction.
+In our hats can perhaps be too firmly planted the invisible flag of our
+country.
+
+Be this as it may, I very quickly discerned a difference between
+Americans in America and in England. I found them simple where I had
+thought of them as the reverse, and now, after meeting others in various
+parts of the country, even in complex and composite New York, I should
+say that simplicity is the keynote of the American character. It is in
+his simplicity that the American differs most from the European. Such
+simplicity is perfectly consistent with the impatience, the desire for
+novelty, for brevity, of the American people. We think of them as
+always wishing to reduce life to formulae, as unwilling to express any
+surprise, and these tendencies may easily be considered as signs of a
+tiring civilisation. But in reality they are signs of youth too.
+
+
+
+
+ROADS GOOD AND BAD
+
+
+San Francisco I shall chiefly recollect (apart from personal reasons)
+for the sparkling freshness and vigour of the air; for the extent and
+variety of Golden Gate Park, where I found a bust of Beethoven, but
+no sign of Bret Harte; for the vast reading-room in the library at
+Berkeley, a university which is so enchantingly situated, beneath such a
+sun, and in sight of such a bay, that I marvel that any work can be
+done there at all; and for the miles and miles of perfect tarmac roads
+fringed with burning eschscholtzias and gentle purple irises. That was
+in April. I found elsewhere in America no roads comparable with these.
+Even around Washington their condition was such that to ride in a
+motor-car was to experience all the alleged benefits of horseback, while
+in the Adirondacks, anywhere off the noble Theodore Roosevelt Memorial
+Highway, with its "T.R." blazonings along the route, one's liver
+was bent and broken. While I was in America the movement to purchase
+Roosevelt's house as a national possession was in full swing, but this
+Memorial Highway strikes the imagination with more force. That was an
+inspiration, and I hope that the road will never be allowed to fall into
+disrepair.
+
+
+
+
+UNIVERSITIES, LOVE AND PRONUNCIATION
+
+
+Watching the young men and maidens crowding to a lecture in the Hearst
+Amphitheatre at Berkeley, under that glorious Californian sky, I was
+struck by the sensible, frank intimacy of them all, and envied them the
+advantages that must be theirs over the English methods of segregation
+at the same age, which, by creating shyness and destroying familiarity,
+tends to retard if not destroy the natural understanding which ought to
+subsist between them and if it did would often make life afterwards so
+much simpler.
+
+I asked one of the professors to what extent marriages were made in
+Berkeley, but he had no statistics. All he could say was that Cupid
+was very little trouble to the authorities and that Mr. Hoover and Mrs.
+Hoover first met each other as students at Stanford. And then I asked an
+ex-member of one of the Sororities and she said that at college one
+was a good deal in love and a good deal out of it. The romance rarely
+persisted into later life.
+
+She pronounced romance with the accent on the first syllable, whereas
+somewhere half-way across the Atlantic the accent passes to the second;
+and why such illogical things should be is a mystery. The differences
+can be very disconcerting, especially if one refuses to give way. I had
+an experience to the point when talking with some one in Chicago and
+wishing to answer carefully his question as to the conditions under
+which the poor of our great cities live. These are, in my observation,
+infinitely worse in England than in America. Indeed I hardly saw any
+poor in America at all--not poverty as we understand it. But I could not
+frame my reply because "squalor" (which we pronounce as though it rhymed
+with "mollor") was the only fitting epithet and he had just used it
+himself, pronouncing it in the American way--or at any rate in his
+American way--with a long "a." So I turned the subject.
+
+Neither nation has any monopoly of reasonableness in pronunciation. The
+American way of saying "advertisement" is more sensible than ours of
+saying "adver'tisment," since we say "advertise" too. But then, although
+the Americans say "inquire," just as we do, they illogically put the
+stress on the first syllable when they talk about an "in'quiry." The
+Tower of Babel is thus carried up one storey higher. The original idea
+was merely to confuse languages; it cannot ever have been wished that
+two friendly peoples should speak the same language differently.
+
+But I have wandered far from Berkeley and Stanford. I am not sure as to
+my course of conduct if I had a daughter of seventeen, but I am quite
+convinced that if I had a son of that age I should send him to an
+American university for two or three years after his English school. He
+should then become a citizen of the Anglo-Saxon world indeed.
+
+
+
+
+FIRST SIGNS OF PROHIBITION
+
+
+We had met Prohibition first at Honolulu, not a few of the passengers
+receiving the shock of their lives on learning at the hotel that only
+"soft drinks" were permitted. Our second reminder of the new regime came
+as we entered American waters off the Golden Gate and the ship's bar was
+formally closed. And then, in San Francisco, we found "dry" land indeed.
+In this connection let me say that in the hotel I made acquaintance
+with an official of great power who was new to me: the buttoned boy
+who rejoices in the proud title of Bell Captain. He gave me a private
+insight into his precocity (but that is not the word, for all boys in
+America are men too), and into his influence, by offering to supply me
+with forbidden fruit, in the shape of whisky, at the modest figure
+of $25 a bottle. He did not, however, say dollars: like most of his
+compatriots (and it is a favourite word with them) he said something
+between "dollars" and "dallars."
+
+I had, a few days later, in Chicago, a similarly friendly offer from a
+policeman of whom I had inquired the way. Recognizing an English accent,
+he had instantly divined what my dearest wish must be. I then asked him
+how prohibition was affecting the people on his beat. He said that a few
+drunkards were less comfortable and a few wives more serene; but for the
+most part he had seen no increase of happiness, and the extra money
+that it provided was spent either on the movies, dress, or "other
+foolishness." I did not allow him to refresh me. After a course of
+American "tough" fiction, of which "Susan Lenox" remains most luridly in
+the memory, I had a terror of all professional upholders of the law.
+
+
+
+
+R.L.S.
+
+
+Coming by chance upon the Robert Louis Stevenson memorial at San
+Francisco, on the edge of Chinatown, I copied its inscription, and in
+case any reader of these notes may have forgotten its trend I copy it
+again here; for I do not suppose that its application was intended
+to cease with the Californian city. It is counsel addressed to the
+individual, but since nations are but individuals in quantity such
+ideals cannot be repeated amiss:
+
+To be honest; to be kind; to earn a little; to spend a little less; to
+make upon the whole a family happier for his presence; to renounce when
+that shall be necessary and not to be embittered; to keep a few friends,
+but these without capitulation; above all, on the same grim condition,
+to keep friends with himself--here is a task for all that man has of
+fortitude and delicacy.
+
+It is a far cry from San Francisco to Saranac, yet Stevenson is their
+connecting chain, with the late Harry Widener's amazing collection
+of Stevensoniana, in his memorial library at Harvard, as a link. The
+Saranac cottage, which on the day of my visit was surrounded by the
+sweetest lilac blooms that ever perfumed the air, is still a place of
+pilgrimage, and one by one new articles of interest are being added to
+the collection. It was pleasant indeed to find an English author thus
+honoured. Later, in Central Park, New York, I was to find statues of
+Shakespeare, Burns and Sir Walter Scott.
+
+It was, oddly enough, in the Adirondacks that I came upon my only
+experience of simplified spelling in the land of its birth. It was in
+that pleasant home from home, the Lake Placid Club, where one is adjured
+to close the door "tyt" as one leaves a room; where one drinks "cofi";
+and where that most necessary and mysterious of the functionaries of
+life, the physician, is able to watch his divinity dwindle and his
+dignity disappear under the style "fizisn."
+
+
+
+
+STORIES AND HUMOURISTS
+
+
+I heard many stories in America, where every one is a raconteur, but
+none was better than this, which my San Francisco host narrated, from
+his own experience, as the most perfect example of an honest answer ever
+given. When a boy, he said, he was much in the company of an old trapper
+in the Californian mountains. During one of their expeditions together
+he noticed that a camp meeting was to be held, and out of curiosity he
+persuaded Reuben to attend it with him. Perched on a back seat, they
+were watching the scene when an elderly Evangelical sister placed
+herself beside the old hunter, laid her hand on his arm, and asked him
+if he loved Jesus. He pondered for some moments and then replied thus:
+"Waal, ma'am, I can't go so far as to say that I love Him. I can't go so
+far as that. But, by gosh, I'll say this--I ain't got nothin' agin Him."
+
+The funniest spontaneous thing I heard said was the remark of a farmer
+in the Adirondacks in reply to my question, Had they recovered up there,
+from the recent war? "Yes," he said, they had; adding brightly, "Quite a
+war, wasn't it?"
+
+In a manner of speaking all Americans are humourists. Just as all
+French people are wits by reason of the epigrammatic structure of their
+language, so are all Americans humourists by reason of the national
+stores of picturesque slang and analogy to which they have access. I
+think that this tendency to resort to a common stock instead of striving
+after individual exactitude and colour is to be deplored. It discourages
+thought where thought should be encouraged. Adults are, of course,
+beyond redemption, but parents might at least do something about it with
+their children. One of the cleverest American writers whom I met made no
+effort whatever to get beyond these accepted phrases as he narrated
+one racy incident after another. With the pen in his hand (or, more
+probably, the typewriter under his fingers) his sense of epithet is
+precise; but in his conversational stories men were as mad "as Sam
+Hill," injuries hurt "like hell," and a knapsack was as heavy "as the
+devil." We all laughed; but he should have had more of the artist's
+pride.
+
+Three American professional humourists whom I had the good fortune to
+meet and be with for some time were Irvin Cobb, Don Marquis, and Oliver
+Herford, each authentic and each so different. Beneath Mr. Cobb's fun is
+a mass of ripe experience and sagacity. However playful he may be on the
+surface one is aware of an almost Johnsonian universality beneath. It
+would not be extravagant to call his humour the bloom on the fruit of
+the tree of knowledge (I am talking now only of the three as I found
+them in conversation). Don Marquis, while equally serious (and all the
+best humourists are serious at heart), has a more grotesque fancy and is
+more of a reformer, or, at any rate, a rebel. His dissatisfaction with
+hypocrisy provoked a scorn that Mr. Cobb is too elemental to entertain.
+Some day perhaps Don Marquis will induce an editor to print the
+exercises in unorthodoxy which he has been writing and which, in
+extract, he repeated to us with such unction; but I doubt it. They are
+too searching. But that so busy a man should turn aside from his work
+to dabble in religious satire seemed to me a very interesting thing;
+for nothing is so unprofitable--except to the honest soul of him who
+conceives it.
+
+One of Don Marquis's more racy stories which I recollect is of a loafer
+in a country town who had the habit of dropping into the store every
+day at the time the free cheese was set on the counter, and buying very
+little in return. When the time came for the privilege to be withdrawn
+the loafer was outraged and aghast. Addressing the storekeeper (his
+friend for years) he summed up his ungenerosity in these terms: "Your
+soul, Henry," he said, "is so mean, that if there were a million souls
+like it in the belly of a flea, they'd be so far apart they couldn't
+hear each other holler."
+
+As for Oliver Herford, he is an elf, a sprite, a creature of fantasy,
+who may be--and, I rejoice to say, is--in this world, but certainly is
+not of it. This Oliver is in the line of Puck and Mercutio and Lamb and
+Hood and other lovers and makers of nonsense, and it is we who ask for
+"more." He had just brought out his irresponsible but very searching
+exercise in cosmogony, "This Giddy Globe," dedicated to President
+Wilson ("with all his faults he quotes me still") and this was the first
+indigenous work I read on American soil. Oliver Herford is perhaps best
+known by his "Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten," and there is a kitten also
+in "This Giddy Globe":
+
+ "Hurray!" cried the Kitten, "Hurray!"
+ As he merrily set the sails,
+ "I sail o'er the ocean to-day
+ To look at the Prince of Wales."
+--this was when the Prince was making his triumphant visit to New York
+in 1919--
+
+ "But, Kitten," I said dismayed,
+ "If you live through the angry gales
+ You know you will be afraid
+ To look at the Prince of Wales."
+
+ Said the Kitten, "No such thing!
+ Why should he make me wince?
+ If a Cat may look at a King
+ A Kitten may look at a Prince!"
+
+This reminds me that the story goes that when the Prince expressed his
+admiration for Fifth Avenue he was congratulated upon having "said
+a mouthful." Beyond a mouthful, as an encomium of sagacity or
+sensationalism in speech, there is but one advance and that is when one
+says "an earful."
+
+
+
+
+THE CARS
+
+
+The journey from San Francisco to Chicago, once the fruit country is
+passed, is drearily tedious, and I was never so tired of a train. The
+spacious compartments that one travelled in on the Indian journeys,
+where there are four arm-chairs and a bath-room, are a bad preparation
+for the long narrow American cars packed with humanity, and for the
+very inadequate washing-room, which is also the negro attendant's
+bed-chamber: "Although," he explained to me, "when the car isn't full
+I always sleep in Berth Number 1." If the night could be indefinitely
+prolonged, these journeys would be more tolerable; but for the general
+comfort the sleeping berths must be converted into seats at an early
+hour. In addition to books, I had, as a means of beguilement, the
+society of a returned exile from the Philippines, who told me the story
+of his life, showed me the necklace he was taking home to his daughter's
+wedding, and asked my advice as to the wisdom or unwisdom of marrying
+again, the lady of his wavering choice having been at school with him in
+New England and being now a widow in Nebraska with property of her own.
+Besides being thus garrulous and open, he was the most helpful man I
+ever met, acting as a nurse to the three or four restless children in
+the car, and even producing from his bag a pair of scissors and a bottle
+of gum with which to make dolls' paper clothes. Never in my life have
+I called a stranger "Ed" on such short acquaintance; never have I been
+called "Poppa" so often by the peevish progeny of others.
+
+It was on this train that I began to realise how much thirstier the
+Americans are than we. The passengers were continually filling and
+emptying the little cups that are stacked beside the fountains in the
+corridors, and long before we reached Chicago the cups had all been
+used. In England only children drink water at odd times and they not to
+excess. But in America every one drinks water, and the water is there
+for drinking, pure and cold and plentiful. It is beside the bed, in the
+corners of offices, awaiting you at meals, jingling down the passages of
+hotels, bubbling in the streets. In English restaurants, water bottles
+are rarely supplied until asked for; in our hotel bedrooms they seldom
+bear lifting to the light. As to whether the general health of
+the Americans is superior or inferior to ours by reason of this
+water-drinking custom, I have no information; but figures would be
+interesting.
+
+
+
+
+CHICAGO
+
+
+In Chicago the weather was wet and cold, and it was not until after
+I had left that I learned of the presence there of certain literary
+collections which I may now perhaps never see. But I spent much time in
+the Museum, where there is one of the finest Hobbemas in the world, and
+where two such different creative artists as Claude Monet and Josiah
+Wedgwood are especially honoured. But the chief discovery for me was
+the sincere and masterly work in landscape of George Inness, my first
+impression of whom was to be fortified when I passed on to Boston, and
+reinforced in the Hearn collection in the Metropolitan Museum in New
+York.
+
+It was in Chicago, in the Marshall Field Book Department--which is to
+ordinary English bookshops like a liner to a houseboat--that I first
+realised how intense is the interest which America takes in foreign
+contemporary literature. In England the translation has a certain
+vogue--Mrs. Garnett's supple and faithful renderings of Turgenev,
+Tolstoi, Dostoievski, and Tchekov have, for example, a great
+following--but we do not adventure much beyond the French and the
+Russians; whereas I learn that English versions of hundreds of other
+foreign books are eagerly bought in America. Such curiosity seems to
+me to be very sensible. I was surprised also to find tables packed high
+with the modern drama. In England the printed play is not to the general
+taste.
+
+It was in Chicago that I found "window-shopping" at its most
+enterprising. In San Francisco the costumiers' windows were thronged all
+Sunday, but in Chicago they are brilliantly lighted till midnight, long
+after closing hours, so that late passers-by may mark down desirable
+things to buy on the morrow.
+
+The spirited equestrian statue of General John A. Logan, in a waste
+space by Michigan Avenue, which I could see from my bedroom window, was
+my first and by no means the least satisfying experience of American
+sculpture on its native soil--to be face to face with St. Gaudens'
+figure of "Grief" in Rock Creek Cemetery, at Washington, having long
+been a desire. In time I came to see that beautiful conception, and
+I saw also the fine Shaw monument in Boston, fine both in idea and in
+execution; and the Sheridan, by the Plaza Hotel in New York; and the
+Farragut in Madison Square; and the Pilgrim in Philadelphia--all the
+work of the same firm, sensitive hand, a replica of whose Lincoln is now
+to be seen at Westminster.
+
+The statue seems almost as natural a part of civic ornament in America
+as it is in France, and is not in England; and the standard as a rule is
+high. In particular I like the many horsemen--Anthony Wayne dominating
+the landscape at Valley Forge; and George Washington again and again,
+and not least in Fairmount Park in Philadelphia (where there is also a
+bronze roughrider realistically set on a cliff--as though from Ambrose
+Bierce's famous story--by Frederic Remington). American painters can
+too often suggest predecessors, usually French, but the sculptors have
+a strength and directness of their own, and it would not surprise me if
+some of the best statues of the future came from their country. No one
+would say that all American civic sculpture is good. There is a gigantic
+bust of Washington Irving behind New York's Public Library which would
+be better away; nor are the lions that guard that splendid institution
+superabundantly leonine; but the traveller is more charmed than
+depressed by the marble and bronze effigies that meet his eye--and
+few witnesses have been able to say that of England. Among the more
+remarkable public works I might name the symbolical figures on the
+steps of the Boston Free Library, and the frieze in deep relief on the
+Romanesque church on Park Avenue in New York, and I found something big
+and impressive in the Barnard groups at Harrisburg. Many of the little
+bronzes in the Metropolitan Museum--at the other extreme--are exquisite.
+
+
+
+
+THE MOVIES
+
+
+We have our cinema theatres in England in some abundance, but the cinema
+is not yet in the blood here as in America. In America picture-palaces
+are palaces indeed--with gold and marble, and mural decorations, built
+to seat thousands--and every newspaper has its cinema page, where the
+activities of the movie stars in their courses are chronicled every
+morning. Moreover, America is the home of the industry; and rightly so,
+for it has, I should say, been abundantly proved that Americans are
+the only people who really understand both cinema acting and cinema
+production. Italy, France and England make a few pictures, but their
+efforts are half-hearted: not only because acting for the film is a
+new and separate art, but because atmospheric conditions are better in
+America than in Europe.
+
+It was in Chicago that I had my only opportunity of seeing cinema stars
+in the flesh. The rain falling, as it seems to do there with no more
+effort or fatigue to itself than in Manchester, I had, one afternoon,
+to change my outdoor plans and take refuge at the matinee of a musical
+comedy called "Sometime," with Frank Tinney in the leading part. Tinney,
+I may say, during his engagement in London some years ago, became
+so great a favourite that one performer has been flourishing on an
+imitation of him ever since. The play had been in progress only for a
+few minutes when Frank, in his capacity as a theatre doorkeeper, was
+presented by his manager with a tip. A dialogue, which to the trained
+ear was obviously more or less an improvisation, then followed:
+
+_Manager_: "What will you do with that dollar, Frank?"
+
+_Frank_: "I shall go to the movies. I always go to the movies when
+there's a Norma Talmadge picture. Ask me why I always go to the movies
+when there's a Norma Talmadge picture."
+
+_Manager_: "Why do you always go to the movies when there's a Norma
+Talmadge picture, Frank?"
+
+_Frank_: "I go because, I go because she's my favourite actress.
+(_Applause_.) Ask me why Norma Talmadge is my favourite actress."
+
+_Manager_: "Why is Norma Talmadge your favourite actress, Frank?"
+
+_Frank_: "Norma Talmadge is my favourite actress because she is always
+saving her honour. I've seen her saving it seventeen times. (_To the
+audience_) You like Norma Talmadge, don't you?" (_Applause from the
+audience_.)
+
+_Frank_: "Then wouldn't you like to see her as she really is? (_To
+a lady sitting with friends in a box_.) Stand up, Norma, and let the
+audience see you."
+
+_Here a slim lady with a tense, eager, pale face and a mass of hair
+stood up and bowed. Immense enthusiasm_.
+
+_Frank_: "That's Norma Talmadge. You do like saving your honour, don't
+you, Norma? And now (_to the audience_) wouldn't you like to see Norma's
+little sister, Constance? (_More applause_.) Stand up, Constance, and
+let the audience see you."
+
+Here another slim lady bowed her acknowledgments and the play was
+permitted to proceed.
+
+What America is going to do with the cinema remains to be seen, but
+I, for one, deplore the modern tendency of novelists to be lured
+by American money to write for it. If the cinema wants stories from
+novelists let it take them from the printed books. One has but to
+reflect upon what might have happened had the cinema been invented a
+hundred years ago, to realise my disturbance of mind. With Mr. Lasky's
+millions to tempt them Dickens would have written "David Copperfield"
+and Thackeray "Vanity Fair," not for their publishers and as an
+endowment to millions of grateful readers in perpetuity, but as plots
+for the immediate necessity of the film, with a transitory life of a
+few months in dark rooms. Of what new "David Copperfields" and "Vanity
+Fairs" the cinema is to rob us we shall not know; but I hold that
+the novelist who can write a living book is a traitor to his art and
+conscience if he prefers the easy money of the film. Readers are to be
+considered before the frequenters of Picture Palaces. His privilege
+is to beguile and amuse and refresh through the ages: not to snatch
+momentary triumphs and disappear.
+
+The evidence of the moment is more on the side of the pessimist than
+the optimist. I found in America no trace of interest in such valuable
+records as the Kearton pictures of African jungle life or the Ponting
+records of the Arctic Zone. For the moment the whole energy of the
+gigantic cinema industry seemed to be directed towards the filming
+of human stories and the completest beguilement, without the faintest
+infusion of instruction or idealism, of the many-headed mob. In short,
+to provide "dope." Whether so much "dope" is desirable, is the question
+to be answered. That poor human nature needs a certain amount, is beyond
+doubt. But so much? And do we all need it, or at any rate deserve it? is
+another question. Sometimes indeed I wonder whether those of us who have
+our full share of senses ought to go to the cinema at all. It may be
+that its true purpose is to be the dramatist of the deaf.
+
+
+
+
+THE AMERICAN FACE
+
+
+Perhaps it is one of the travellers' illusions (and we are very
+susceptible to them), but I have the impression that American men are
+more alike than the English are. It may be because there are fewer
+idiosyncrasies in male attire, for in America every one wears the same
+kind of hat; but I think not. In spite of the mixed origin of most
+Americans, a national type of face has been evolved to which they seem
+satisfied almost universally to pay allegiance. Again and again in the
+streets I have been about to accost strangers to whom I felt sure I had
+recently been introduced, discovering just in time that they were merely
+doubles. In England I fancy there is more individuality in appearance.
+If it is denied that American faces are more true to one type than ours,
+I shall reopen the attack by affirming that American voices are beyond
+question alike. My position in these two charges may be illustrated by
+notices that I saw fixed to gates at the docks in San Francisco. On one
+were the words "No Smoking"; on the other "Positively No Smoking."
+
+And what about the science of physiognomy? I have been wondering if
+Lavater is to be trusted outside Europe. In China and Japan I was
+continually perplexed, for I saw so many men who obviously were
+successful--leaders and controllers--but who were without more than the
+rudiments of a nose on which to support their glasses; and yet I have
+been brought up to believe that without a nose of some dimensions it
+was idle to hope for worldly eminence. Again, in America, is it possible
+that all these massive chins and firm aquiline beaks are ruling the
+roost and reaching whatever goal they set out for? I doubt it.
+
+The average American face is, I think, keener than ours and healthier.
+One sees fewer ruined faces than in English cities, fewer men and women
+who have lost self-respect and self-control. The American people as
+a whole strike the observer as being more prosperous, more alert and
+ambitious, than the English. Where I found mean streets they were always
+in the occupation of aliens.
+
+To revert to the matter of clothes, the American does as little as
+possible to make things easy for the conjectural observer. In England
+one can base guesses of some accuracy on attire. In a railway carriage
+one can hazard without any great risk of error the theory that this man
+is in trade and that in a profession, that another is a stockbroker, and
+a fourth a country squire. But America is full of surprises, due to the
+uniformity of clothing and a certain carelessness which elevates comfort
+to a ritual. The man you think of as a millionaire may be a drummer, the
+drummer a millionaire. Again, in England people are known to a certain
+extent by the hotels they stay at, the restaurants they eat at, and the
+class in which they travel. Such superficial guides fail one in America.
+
+
+
+
+PROHIBITION AGAIN
+
+
+I can best indicate, without the mechanical assistance of dates, the
+time of my sojourn in New York by saying that, during those few weeks,
+Woodrow Wilson's successor was being sought, the possibility of the
+repeal of the Prohibition Act was a matter of excited interest,
+and "Babe" Ruth was the national hero. During this period I saw the
+President sitting on the veranda of the White House; I had opportunities
+of honouring Prohibition in the breach as well as in the observance; and
+these eyes were everlastingly cheered and enriched by the spectacle of
+the "Babe" (who is a baseball divinity) lifting a ball over the Polo
+Ground pavilion into Manhattan Field. I hold, then, that I cannot be
+said to have been unlucky or to have wasted my time.
+
+I found (this was in the spring of 1920) Prohibition the universal
+topic: could it last, and should it last? In England we are accused of
+talking always of the weather. In America, where there is no weather,
+nothing but climate, that theme probably was never popular. Even if it
+once were, however, it had given way to Prohibition. At every lunch or
+dinner table at which I was present Prohibition was a topic. And how
+could it be otherwise?--for if my host was a "dry" man, he had to begin
+by apologising for having nothing cheering to offer, and if he possessed
+a cellar it was impossible not to open the ball by congratulating him on
+his luck and his generosity. Meanwhile the guests were comparing notes
+as to the best substitutes for alcoholic beverages, exchanging recipes,
+or describing their adventures with private stills.
+
+I visited a young couple in a charming little cottage in one of the
+garden cities near New York, and found them equally divided in their
+solicitude over a baby on the top floor and a huge jar in the basement
+which needed constant skimming if the beer was to be worth drinking.
+
+One effect of Prohibition which I was hoping for, if not actually
+expecting, failed to materialise. I had thought that the standard of
+what are called T.B.M. (Tired Business Men) theatrical shows might be
+higher if the tendency of alcohol to make audiences more tolerant (as
+it undoubtedly can do in London) were no longer operative. But these
+entertainments seemed, under teetotallers, no better.
+
+
+
+
+THE BALL GAME
+
+
+After seeing my first ball game or so I was inclined to suggest
+improvements; but now that I have attended more I am disposed to think
+that those in authority know more about it than I do, and that such
+blemishes as it appears to have are probably inevitable. For one thing,
+I thought that the outfield had too great an advantage. For another, not
+unassociated with that objection, I thought that the home-run hit was
+not sufficiently rewarded above the quite ordinary hit--"bunch-hit," is
+it?--that brings in a man or men. In the English game of "Rounders," the
+parent of baseball, a home-run hit either restores life to a man already
+out or provides the batting side with a life in reserve. To put a
+premium of this kind on so noble an achievement is surely not fantastic.
+So I thought. And yet I see now that the game must not be lengthened,
+or much of its character would go. It is its concentrated American fury
+that is its greatest charm. If a three-day cricket match were so packed
+with emotion we should all die of heart failure.
+
+I thought, too, that it is illogical that a ground stroke behind the
+diamond should be a no-ball, and yet, should that ball be in the air
+and caught, the striker should be out. I thought it an odd example of
+lenience to allow the batsman as many strokes behind the catcher as he
+chanced to make. But the more baseball I see the more it enchants me as
+a spectacle, and these early questionings are forgotten.
+
+Baseball and cricket cannot be compared, because they are as different
+as America and England; they can only be contrasted. Indeed, many of the
+differences between the peoples are reflected in the games; for cricket
+is leisurely and patient, whereas baseball is urgent and restless.
+Cricket can prosper without excitement, while excitement is baseball's
+life-blood, and so on: the catalogue could be indefinitely extended.
+But, though a comparison is futile, it may be interesting to note some
+of the divergences between the games. One of the chief is that baseball
+requires no specially prepared ground, whereas cricket demands turf in
+perfect order. Bad weather, again, is a more serious foe to the English
+than to the American game, for if the turf is soaked we cannot go on,
+and hence the number of drawn or unfinished matches in the course of a
+season. A two hours' game, such as baseball is, can, however, always be
+played off.
+
+In baseball the pitcher's ball must reach the batter before it touches
+the ground; in cricket, if the ball did not touch the ground first and
+reach the batsman on the bound, no one would ever be out at all, for the
+other ball, the full-pitch as we call it, is, with a flat bat, too easy
+to hit, for our bowlers swerve very rarely: it is the contact with the
+ground which enables them to give the ball its extra spin or break.
+Full-pitches are therefore very uncommon. In cricket a bowler who
+delivered the ball with the action of a pitcher would be disqualified
+for "throwing": it is one of the laws of cricket that the bowler's elbow
+must not be bent.
+
+In cricket (I mean in the first-class variety of the game) the decisions
+of the umpire are never questioned, either by players or public.
+
+In baseball there are but two strokes for the batter: either the
+"swipe," or "slog," as we call it, where he uses all his might, or the
+"bunt," usually a sacrificial effort; in cricket there are scores of
+strokes, before the wicket, behind it, and at every angle to it. These
+the cricketer is able to make because the bat is flat and wide, and he
+holds it both vertically and at a slant, as occasion demands, and is
+allowed, at his own risk, to run out to meet the ball. In the early days
+of cricket, a hundred and fifty years ago, the bat was like a baseball
+club, but curved, and the only strokes then were much what the only
+baseball strokes are now--the full-strength hit and the stopping hit. So
+long as the pitcher delivers the ball in the air it is probable that the
+baseball club will remain as it is; but should the evolution of the game
+allow the pitcher to make use of the ground, then the introduction of a
+flattened club is probable. But let us not look ahead. All that we can
+be sure of is that, since baseball is American, it will change.
+
+To resume the catalogue of contrast. In baseball the batsman must run
+for every fair hit; in cricket he may choose which hits to run for.
+
+In baseball a man's desire is to hit the ball in the air beyond the
+fielders; in cricket, though a man would like to do this, his side is
+better served if he hits every ball along the ground.
+
+In baseball no man can have more than a very small number of hits in
+a match; in cricket he can be batting for a whole day, and then again
+before the match is over. There are instances of batsmen making over 400
+runs before being out.
+
+Another difference between the games is that in cricket we use a new
+ball only at the beginning of a fresh inning (of which there cannot be
+more than four in a match) and when each 200 runs have been scored; and
+(this will astonish the American reader) when the ball is hit among the
+people it is returned. I have seen such rapid voluntary surrenders at
+baseball very seldom, and so much of a "fan" have I become that the
+spectacle has always been accompanied in my breast by pain and contempt.
+I had the gratification of receiving from the burly John McGraw an
+autograph ball as a souvenir of a visit to the Polo Ground. I put it
+in my pocket hurriedly, conscious of the risk I ran among a nation of
+ball-stealers in possessing such a trophy; and I got away with it. But
+I am sure that had it been a ball hit out of the ground by the mighty
+"Babe" Ruth, which--recovering it by some supernatural means--he had
+handed to me in public, I should not have emerged alive, or, if alive,
+not in the ball's company.
+
+In cricket the wicket-keeper, who, like the baseball catcher, is
+protected, although he has no mask, is the most difficult man to obtain,
+because he has the hardest time and the least public approbation; in
+baseball the catcher is a hero and every boy aspires to his mitt.
+
+In cricket no player makes more than three hundred pounds a season,
+unless it is his turn for his one and only benefit, when he may make
+a thousand pounds more. But most players do not reach such a level of
+success that a benefit is their lot. But baseballers earn enormous sums.
+
+If a match could be arranged between eleven cricketers and eleven
+baseballers, the cricketers to be allowed to bowl and the baseballers
+to pitch, the cricketers to use their own bats and the baseballers their
+own clubs, I fancy that the cricketers would win; for the difficulty of
+hitting our bowling with a club would be greater than of hitting their
+pitching with a bat. But their wonderful fielding and far more accurate
+and swifter throwing than ours might just save them. Such throwing we
+see only very rarely, for good throwing is no longer insisted upon in
+cricket, much to the game's detriment. That old players should lose
+their shoulders is natural--and, of course, our players remain in
+first-class cricket for many years longer than ball champions--but there
+is no excuse for the young men who have taken advantage of a growing
+laxity in this matter. Chief of the few cricketers who throw with any of
+the terrible precision of a baseball field is Hobbs. It must be borne
+in mind, however, that cricket does not demand such constant throwing at
+full speed as baseball does; for in cricket, as I have said, the
+batsman may choose what hits he will run for, and if he chooses only the
+perfectly safe ones the fieldsmen are never at high pressure. There is
+also nothing in cricket quite to compare with base-stealing.
+
+When it comes to catching, the percentage of missed catches is far
+higher at cricket than at baseball; but there are good reasons for this.
+One is that in baseball a glove is worn; another that in baseball
+all catches come to the fieldsmen with long or sufficient notice. The
+fieldsmen are all, except the catcher, in front of the batsmen; there
+is nothing to compare with the unexpected nimbleness that our point and
+slips have to display.
+
+In the hypothetical contest that I have suggested, between baseballers
+and cricketers, if the conditions were nominally equal and the
+cricketers had to pitch like baseballers and the baseballers to use the
+English bat, why then the baseballers would win handsomely.
+
+Baseball, I fancy, will not be acclimatised in England. We had our
+chance when London was full of American soldiers and we did not take it.
+But we were very grateful to them for playing the game in our midst,
+for the authorities were so considerate as to let them play on Sundays
+(which we are never allowed to do) and I was one of those who hoped
+that this might be the thin end of the wedge and Sunday cricket also be
+permitted. But no; when the war was over and the Americans left us, the
+old Sabbatarianism reasserted itself. If, however, we ever exchanged
+national games, and cricket were played in America and baseball in
+England, it is the English spectator who would have the better of the
+exchange. I am convinced that although we should quickly find baseball
+diverting, nothing would ever persuade an American crowd to be otherwise
+than bored by cricket.
+
+
+
+
+SKYSCRAPERS
+
+
+Perhaps if I had reached New York from the sea the skyscrapers would
+have struck me more violently. But I had already seen a few in San
+Francisco (and wondered at and admired the courage which could build so
+high after the earthquake of 1906), and more in Chicago, all ugly; so
+that when I came to New York and found that the latest architects were
+not only building high, but imposing beauty on these mammoth structures,
+surprise was mingled with delight. No matter how many more millions of
+dollars are expended on that strange medley of ancient forms which go
+to make up New York's new Cathedral, where Romanesque and Gothic seem
+already to be ready for their divorce, the Woolworth Building will be
+New York's true fane. Mr. Cass Gilbert, the designer of that graceful
+immensity, not only gave commerce its most notable monument (to date),
+but removed for ever the slur upon skyscrapers. The Woolworth Building
+does not scrape the sky; it greets it, salutes it with a _beau geste_.
+And I would say something similar of the Bush Building, with its
+alabaster chapel in the air which becomes translucent at night; and
+the Madison Square Tower (whose clock face, I noticed, has the amazing
+diameter of three storeys); and the Burroughs Welcome Building on 41st
+Street, with its lovely perpendicular lines; and that immense cube of
+masonry on Park Avenue which bursts into flower, so to speak, at the top
+in the shape of a very beautiful loggia. But even if these adornments
+become, as I hope, the rule, one could not resent the ordinary
+structural elephantiasis a moment after realising New York's physical
+conditions. A growing city built on a narrow peninsula is unable to
+expand laterally and must, therefore, soar. The problem was how to make
+it soar with dignity, and the problem has been solved.
+
+In the old days when brown stone was the only builders' medium New York
+must have been a drab city indeed; or so I gather from the few ancient
+typical residences that remain. There are a few that are new, too, but
+for the most part the modern house is of white stone. Gayest of all is,
+I suppose, that vermilion-roofed florist's on Fifth Avenue.
+
+One has to ascend the Woolworth Building to appreciate at a blow with
+what discretion the original settlers of New York made their choice. It
+is interesting, too, to watch Broadway--which, for all I know, is the
+longest street in the world--starting at one's feet on its lawless
+journey to Albany: lawless because it is almost the only sinuous
+thing in this city of parallelograms and has the effrontery to cross
+diagonally both Fifth Avenue and Sixth. Before leaving the Woolworth
+Building, I would say that there seemed to me something rather comically
+paradoxical in being charged 50 cents for access to the top of a
+structure which was erected to celebrate the triumph of a commercial
+genius whose boast it was to have made his fortune out of articles sold
+at a rate never higher than 10 cents.
+
+Having dallied sufficiently on the summit--there are a trifle of
+fifty-eight floors, but an express lift makes nothing of them--I
+continued the implacable career of the tripper by watching for a while
+the deafening kerb market, which presented on that morning an odd
+appearance, more like Yarmouth beach than a financial centre, for there
+had been rain, and all the street operators were in sou'westers and
+sea-boots. There can be spasms of similar excitement in London, in
+the neighbourhood of Capel Court, but we have nothing that compares so
+closely with this crowd as Tattersall's Ring at Epsom just before the
+Derby.
+
+
+
+
+A PLEA FOR THE AQUARIUM
+
+
+It was a relief to resume my programme by entering that abode of the
+dumb and detached--the aquarium in Battery Park. For the kerb uproar
+"the uncommunicating muteness of fishes" was the only panacea. The Bronx
+Zoo is not, I think, except in the matter of buffalo and deer paddocks,
+so good as ours in London, but it has this shining advantage--it is
+free. So also is the Aquarium in Battery Park, and it was pleasing to
+see how crowded the place can be. In England all interest in living
+fish, except as creatures to be coaxed towards hooks and occasionally
+retained there, has vanished; on the site of old Westminster Aquarium
+the Wesleyans now manage their finances and determine their circuits,
+while the Brighton Aquarium, once famous all the world over, is a
+variety hall with barely a fin to its name.
+
+After seeing the aquarium in Honolulu, which is like a pelagic rainbow
+factory, and the aquarium in New York with all its strange and beautiful
+denizens, I am a little ashamed of our English apathy. To maintain
+picture galleries, where, however beautiful and chromatic, all is dead,
+and be insensitive to the loveliness of fish, in hue, in shape and in
+movement, is not quite pardonable.
+
+
+
+
+ENGLISH AND FRENCH INFLUENCES
+
+
+In essentials America is American, but when it comes to inessentials, to
+trimmings, her dependence on old England was noticeable again and again
+as I walked about New York. The fashion which, at the moment, the print
+shops were fostering was for our racing, hunting and coaching coloured
+prints of a century ago, while in the gallery of the distinguished
+little Grolier Club I found an exhibition of the work of Randolph
+Caldecott and Kate Greenaway. In such old bookshops as I visited all
+the emphasis was--just then--laid upon Keats and Lamb and Shelley, whose
+first editions and presentation copies seem to be continually making the
+westward journey. I had not been in New York twenty-four hours before
+Keats' "Lamia," 1820--with an inscription from the author to Charles
+Lamb--the very copy from which, I imagine, Lamb wrote his review, was in
+my hands; but it would have been far beyond my means even if the pound
+were not standing at 3.83. These "association" books, in which American
+collectors take especial pleasure, can be very costly. At a sale soon
+after I left New York, seven presentation copies of Dickens' books,
+containing merely the author's signed inscription, realised 4870
+dollars. To continue, in Wanamaker's old curiosity department I found
+little but English furniture and odds and ends, at prices which in their
+own country would have been fantastically high. In the "Vanity Fair"
+department, however (as I think it is called), the source was French. I
+suppose that French influence must be at the back of all the costumiers
+and jewellers of New York, but the shops themselves are far more
+spacious than those in Paris and not less well-appointed. Tiffany's is
+a palace; all it lacks is a name, but its splendid anonymity is, I take
+it, a point of honour.
+
+It used to be said that good Americans when they died went to Paris. The
+Parisian lure no doubt is still powerful; but every day I should guess
+that more of Paris comes to America. The upper parts of New York have
+boulevards and apartment houses very like the real thing, and I noticed
+that the architecture of France exerts a special attraction for the
+rich man decreeing himself a pleasure dome. There are millionaires'
+residences in New York that might have been transplanted not only from
+the Avenue du Bois de Boulogne, but from Touraine itself; while when I
+made my pilgrimage to Mr. Widener's, just outside Philadelphia, I found
+Rembrandt's "Mill," and Manet's dead bull-fighter, and a Vermeer, and
+a little meadow painted divinely by Corot, and El Greco's family group,
+and Donatello's St. George, and one of the most lovely scenes that ever
+was created by Turner's enchanted brush, all enshrined in a palace which
+Louis Seize might have built.
+
+But America is even more French than this. Her women can be not less
+_soignees_ than those of France, although they suggest a cooler blood
+and less dependence on male society; her bread and coffee are better
+than France's best. Moreover, when it comes to night and the Broadway
+constellations challenge the darkness, New York leaves Paris far behind.
+For every cabaret and supper resort that Paris can provide, New York has
+three; and for every dancing floor in Paris, New York has thirty. Good
+Americans, however, will still remain faithful to their old posthumous
+love, if only for her wine.
+
+Apropos of American women, their position struck me as very different
+from the position of women with us. English women are deferential to
+their husbands; they are content to be relegated to the background on
+all occasions when they are not wanted. They are dependent. They seldom
+wear an air of triumph and rarely take the lead. But American women are
+complacent and assured, they do most of the talking, make most of the
+plans: if they are not seen, it is because they are in the background;
+they are either active prominently elsewhere or are high on pedestals.
+With each other they are mostly or often humorously direct, whereas with
+men they seem to adopt an ironical or patronising attitude. American
+women seem also to have a curious power of attracting to themselves
+other women who admire them and foster their self-esteem. And, for all
+that I know, these satellites have satellites too. Their federacy almost
+amounts to a solid secret society; not so much against men, for men
+must provide the sinews of war and other comforts, but for their own
+satisfaction. Both sexes appear not to languish when alone.
+
+
+
+
+SKY-SIGNS AND CONEY ISLAND
+
+
+All visitors to New York speak of the exhilaration of its air, and I can
+but repeat their testimony. After the first few days the idea of going
+to bed became an absurdity.
+
+Among the peculiarly beautiful effects that America produces, sky signs
+must be counted high. I had seen some when in San Francisco against the
+deep Californian night, and they captivated the startled vision; but the
+reckless profusion and movement of the Great White Way, as I turned out
+of 42nd Street on my first evening in New York, came as something more
+than a surprise: a revelation of wilful gaiety. We have normally nothing
+in England to compare with it. Nor can we have even our Earl's Court
+exhibition imitations of it so long as coal is so rare and costly. But
+though we had the driving power for the electricity we could never get
+such brilliance, for the clear American atmosphere is an essential ally.
+In our humid airs all the diamond glints would be blurred.
+
+For the purest beauty of traceries of light against a blue background
+one must go, however, not to Broadway, which is too bizarre, but to Luna
+Park on Coney Island. Odd that it should be there, in that bewildering
+medley of sound and restlessness, that an extreme of loveliness should
+be found; but I maintain that it is so, that nothing more strangely and
+voluptuously beautiful could be seen than all those minarets and domes,
+with their lines and curves formed by myriad lamps, turning by contrast
+the heavens into an ocean of velvet blue, mysterious and soft and
+profound.
+
+Only periodically--when we have exhibitions at Earl's Court or at
+Olympia--is there in England anything like Coney Island. At Blackpool in
+August, and on Hampstead Heath on Bank Holidays, a corresponding spirit
+of revelry is attempted, but it is not so natural, and is vitiated by
+a self-conscious determination to be gay and by not a little vulgarity.
+The revellers of Steeplechase Park seemed to me to be more genuine
+even than the crowds that throng the Fete de Neuilly; and a vast deal
+happier.
+
+One very striking difference between Coney Island and the French fair
+is the absence of children from New York's "safety-valve," as some one
+described it to me. I saw hardly any. It is as though once again the
+child's birthday gifts had been appropriated by its elders; but as
+a matter of fact the Parks of Steeplechase and Luna were, I imagine,
+designed deliberately for adults. Judging by the popularity of the
+chutes and the whips, the switchbacks and the witching waves, eccentric
+movement has a peculiar attraction for the American holiday-maker. As
+some one put it, there is no better way, or at any rate no more thorough
+way, of throwing young people together. Middle-aged people, too. But the
+observer receives no impression of moral disorder. High spirits are
+the rule, and impropriety is the exception. Even in the auditorium
+at Steeplechase Park, where the _cognoscenti_ assemble to witness the
+discomfiture of the uninitiated, there is nothing but harmless laughter
+as the skirts fly up before the unsuspected blast. Such a performance in
+England, were it permitted, would degenerate into ugliness; in France,
+too, it would make the alien spectator uncomfortable. But the essential
+public chastity of the Americans--I am not sure that I ought not here to
+write civilisation of the Americans--emerges triumphant.
+
+It was at Coney Island that I came suddenly upon the Pig Slide and had a
+new conception of what quadrupeds can do for man.
+
+The Pig Slide, which was in one of the less noisy quarters of Luna
+Park, consisted of an enclosure in which stood a wooden building of two
+storeys, some five yards wide and three high. On the upper storey was a
+row of six or eight cages, in each of which dwelt a little live pig,
+an infant of a few weeks. In the middle of the row, descending to the
+ground, was an inclined board, with raised edges, such as is often
+installed in swimming-baths to make diving automatic, and beneath each
+cage was a hole a foot in diameter. The spectators and participants
+crowded outside the enclosure, and the thing was to throw balls, which
+were hired for the purpose, into the holes. Nothing could exceed the
+alert and eager interest taken by the little pigs in the efforts of the
+ball-throwers. They quivered on their little legs; they pressed their
+little noses against the bars of the cages; their little eyes sparkled;
+their tails (the only public corkscrews left in America) curled
+and uncurled and curled again: and with reason, for whereas if you
+missed--as was only too easy--nothing happened: if you threw accurately
+the fun began, and the fun was also theirs.
+
+This is what occurred. First a bell rang and then a spring released the
+door of the cage immediately over the hole which your ball had entered,
+so that it swung open. The little pig within, after watching the
+previous infirmity of your aim with dejection, if not contempt, had
+pricked up his ears on the sound of the bell, and now smiled a gratified
+smile, irresistible in infectiousness, and trotted out, and, with
+the smile dissolving into an expression of absolute beatitude, slid
+voluptuously down the plank: to be gathered in at the foot by an
+attendant and returned to its cage all ready for another such adventure.
+
+It was for these moments and their concomitant changes of countenance
+that you paid your money. To taste the triumph of good marksmanship
+was only a fraction of your joy; the greater part of it consisted in
+liberating a little prisoner and setting in motion so much ecstasy.
+
+
+
+
+THE PRESS
+
+
+America is a land of newspapers, and the newspapers are very largely
+the same. To a certain extent many of them are exactly the same, for
+the vastness of the country makes it possible to syndicalise various
+features, so that you find Walt Mason's sagacious and merry and punctual
+verse, printed to look like prose but never disappointing the ear, in
+one of the journals that you buy wherever you are, in San Francisco,
+Salt Lake City, Chicago or New York; and Mr. Montagu's topical rhymes
+in another; and the daily adventures of Mutt and Jeff, who are national
+heroes, in a third. Every day, for ever, do those and other regular
+features occur in certain of the papers: which is partly why no American
+ever seems to confine himself, as is our custom, to only one.
+
+Another and admirable feature of certain American papers is a column
+edited by a man of letters, whose business it is to fill it every
+day, either with the blossoms of his own intelligence or of outside
+contributors, or a little of each: such a column as Don Marquis edits
+for _The Sun_, called "The Sundial," and Franklin R. Adams for _The
+Tribune_, called "The Conning Tower," and Christopher Morley for the New
+York _Evening Post_, called "The Bowling Green." Perhaps the unsigned
+"Way of the World" in our _Morning Post_ is the nearest London
+correlative.
+
+These columns are managed with skill and catholicity, and they impart
+an element of graciousness and fancy into what might otherwise be
+too materialistic a budget. A journalist, like myself, is naturally
+delighted to find editors and a vast public so true to their writing
+friends. Very few English editors allow their subscribers the
+opportunity of establishing such steady personal relations; and in
+England, in consequence, the signed daily contribution from one literary
+hand is very rare--to an American observer probably mysteriously so. The
+daily cartoon is common with us; but in London, for example, I cannot
+think of any similar literary feature that is signed in full. We have
+C.E.B.'s regular verse in the _Evening News_ and "The Londoner's" daily
+essay in the same paper, and various initials elsewhere; but, with us,
+only the artists are allowed their names. Now, in America every name,
+everywhere, is blazoned forth.
+
+Whatever bushel measures may be used for in the United States the
+concealing of light is no part of their programme.
+
+Another feature of American daily journals comparatively unknown in
+England is the so-called comic pictorial sequence. All the big papers
+have from one to half a dozen of these sequences, each by a different
+artist. Bud Fisher with "Mutt and Jeff" comes first in popularity, I
+believe, and then there are his rivals and his imitators. Nothing more
+inane than some of these series could be invented; and yet they persist
+and could not, I am told, be dropped by any editor who thought first of
+circulation.
+
+After the individual contributions have been subtracted, all the
+newspapers are curiously alike. The same reporters might be on every
+one; the same sub-editors; the same composers of head-lines. If we think
+of Americans as too capable of cynical levity it is largely because of
+these head-lines, which are always as epigrammatic as possible, always
+light-hearted, often facetious, and often cruel. An unfortunate woman's
+failure at suicide after killing her husband was thus touched off in one
+of the journals while I was in New York:
+
+POOR SHOT AT HERSELF BUT SUCCEEDS IN LODGING BULLET IN SPOUSE.
+
+When it comes to the choice of news, one cannot believe that American
+editors are the best friends of their country. I am holding no brief for
+many English editors; I think that our papers can be common too, and can
+be too ready to take things by the wrong handle; but I think that more
+vulgarising of life is, at present, effected by American journalists
+than by English. There are, however, many signs that we may catch up.
+
+Profusion is a characteristic of the American newspaper. There is too
+much of everything. And when Sunday comes with its masses of reading
+matter proper to the Day of Rest one is appalled. One thing is
+certain--no American can find time to do justice both to his Sunday
+paper and his Maker. It is principally on Sunday that one realises
+that if Matthew Arnold's saying that every nation has the newspapers it
+deserves is true, America must have been very naughty. How the Sunday
+editions could be brought out while the paper-shortage was being
+discussed everywhere, as it was during my visit, was a problem that
+staggered me. But that the shortage was real I was assured, and
+jokes upon it even got into the music halls: a sure indication of
+its existence. "If the scarcity of paper gets more acute," I heard a
+comedian say, "they'll soon have to make shoes of leather again."
+
+But it is not only the Sunday papers that are so immense. I used to hold
+the _Saturday Evening Post_ in my hands, weighed down beneath its bulk,
+and marvel that the nation that had time to read it could have time for
+anything else. The matter is of the best, but what would the prudent,
+wise and hard-working philosopher who founded it so many years
+ago--Benjamin Franklin--say if he saw its lure deflecting millions of
+readers from the real business of life?
+
+When we come to consider the American magazines--to which class the
+_Saturday Evening Post_ almost belongs--and the English, there is no
+comparison. The best American magazines are wonderful in their quality
+and range, and we have nothing to set beside them. It is astonishing to
+think how different, in the same country, daily and monthly journalism
+can be. Omitting the monthly reviews, _Blackwood_ is, I take it, our
+finest monthly miscellany; and all of _Blackwood_ could easily
+and naturally be absorbed in one of the American magazines and be
+illustrated into the bargain, and still leave room for much more. And
+the whole would cost less! Why England is so poorly and pettily served
+in the matter of monthly magazines is something of a mystery; but part
+of the cause is the rivalry of the papers, and part the smallness of our
+population. But I shall always hold that we deserve more good magazines
+than we have now.
+
+
+
+
+TREASURES OF ART
+
+
+I was fortunate in being in New York when the Metropolitan Museum
+celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of its birth, for I was therefore
+able to enjoy not only its normal treasures but such others as had
+been borrowed for birthday presents, which means that I saw Mrs. H. E.
+Huntington's Vermeer, as well as the supreme Marquand example of that
+master; more than the regular wealth of Rembrandts, Manet's "Still
+Life," Gauguin's "Women by the River," El Greco's "View of Toledo,"
+Franz Hals' big jovial Dutchman from Mr. Harry Goldman's walls, and
+Bellini's "Bacchanale"--to say nothing of the lace in galleries 18 and
+19, Mr. Morgan's bronze Eros from Pompeii, and the various cases of
+porcelain from a score of collections. But without extra allurements I
+should have been drawn again and again to this magnificent museum.
+
+Two of the principal metropolitan donors--Altman and Hearn--were the
+owners of big dry goods stores, while Marquand, whose little Vermeer is
+probably the loveliest thing in America, was also a merchant. In future
+I shall look upon all the great emporium proprietors as worthy of
+patronage, on the chance of their being also beneficent collectors of
+works of art. This thought, this hope, is more likely to get me into a
+certain Oxford Street establishment than all the rhetoric and special
+pleading of Callisthenes.
+
+The Frick Gallery was not accessible; but I was privileged to roam at
+will both in Mr. Morgan's library and in Mr. H. E. Huntington's, in each
+of which I saw such a profusion of unique and unappraisable autographs
+as I had not supposed existed in private hands. Rare books any one with
+money can have, for they are mostly in duplicate; but autographs and
+"association" books are unique, and America is the place for them. I had
+known that it was necessary to cross the Atlantic in order to see the
+originals of many of the pictures of which we in London have only the
+photographs. I knew that the bulk of the Lamb correspondence was in
+America, and at Mr. Morgan's I saw the author's draft of the essay
+on "Roast Pig," and at Mr. Newton's, in Philadelphia, the original of
+"Dream Children," an even more desirable possession; I knew that America
+had provided an eager home for everything connected with Keats and
+Shelley and Stevenson; but it was a surprise to find at Mr. Morgan's
+so wide a range of MSS., extending from Milton to Du Maurier, and from
+Bacon to "Dorian Gray"; while at Mr. Huntington's I had in my hands the
+actual foolscap sheets on which Heine composed his "Florentine Nights."
+
+I ought, you say, to have known this before. Maybe. But that ignorance
+in such matters is no monopoly of mine I can prove by remarking that
+many an American collector with whom I have talked was unaware that
+the library of Harvard University is the possessor of all the works
+of reference--mostly annotated--which were used by Thomas Carlyle in
+writing his "Cromwell" and his "Frederick the Great," and they were
+bequeathed by him in his will to Harvard University because of his
+esteem and regard for the American people, "particularly the more silent
+part of them."
+
+My hours in these libraries, together with a glimpse of the Widener room
+at Harvard and certain booksellers' shelves, gave me some idea of what
+American collectors have done towards making the New World a treasury of
+the Old, and I realised how more and more necessary it will be, in the
+future, for all critics of art in whatever branch, and of literature in
+whatever branch, and all students even of antiquity, if they intend to
+be thorough, to visit America. This I had guessed at, but never before
+had known.
+
+The English traveller lighting upon so many of the essentially English
+riches as are conserved in American libraries, and particularly when he
+has not a meagre share of national pride, cannot but pause to wonder how
+it came about--and comes about--that so much that ought to be in its own
+country has been permitted to stray.
+
+In England collectors and connoisseurs are by no means rare. What, then,
+were they doing to let all these letters of Keats and Shelley, Burns and
+Byron, Lamb and Johnson--to name for the moment nothing else--find
+their resting-place in America? The dollar is very powerful, I know,
+but should it have been as pre-eminently powerful as this? Need it have
+defeated so much patriotism?
+
+Pictures come into a different category, for every artist painted more
+than one picture. I have experienced no shade of resentment towards
+their new owners in looking at the superb collections of old and new
+foreign masters in the American public and private galleries; for so
+long as there are enough examples of the masters to go round, every
+nation should have a share. With MSS., however, it is different.
+Facsimiles, such as the Boston Bibliographical Society's edition of
+Lamb's letters, would serve for the rest of the world, and the originals
+should be in their author's native land. But that is a counsel of
+perfection. The only thing to do is to grin and bear it, and feel happy
+that these unique possessions are preserved with such loving pride
+and care. Any idea of retaliation on America on the part of England by
+buying up the MSS. of the great American writers, such as Franklin and
+Poe, Hawthorne and Emerson, Thoreau and Lowell, Holmes and Whitman, was
+rendered futile by the discovery that Mr. Morgan possesses these too. I
+had in his library all the Breakfast Table series in my hands, together
+with a play by Poe not yet published.
+
+
+
+
+MOUNT VERNON
+
+
+Mention of the beautiful solicitude with which these treasures are
+surrounded, suggests the reflection that the old country has something
+to learn from the new in the matter of distinguished custodianship. We
+have no place of national pilgrimage in England that is so perfect a
+model as Washington's home at Mount Vernon. It is perhaps through lack
+of a figure of the Washington type that we have nothing to compare with
+it; for any parallel one must rather go to Fontainebleau; but
+certain shrines are ours and none of them discloses quite such
+pious thoroughness as this. When I think of the completeness of the
+preservation and reconstruction of Mount Vernon, where, largely
+through the piety of individuals, a thousand personal relics have been
+reassembled, so that, save for the sightseers, this serene and simple
+Virginian mansion is almost exactly as it was, I am filled with
+admiration. For a young people largely in a hurry to find time to be so
+proud and so reverent is a significant thing.
+
+Nor is this spirit of pious reverence confined to national memorials.
+Longfellow's Wayside Inn in Massachusetts, although still only a
+hostelry, compares not unfavourably with Dove Cottage at Grasmere and
+Carlyle's house in Chelsea. The preservation is more minute. But to
+return to Mount Vernon, the orderliness of the place is not its least
+noticeable feature. There is no mingling of trade with sentiment, as
+at Stratford-on-Avon, for example. Within the borders of the estate
+everything is quiet. I have never seen Americans in church (not, I
+hasten to add, because they abstain, but because I did), but I am sure
+that they could not, even there, behave more as if the environment were
+sacred. To watch the crowds at Mount Vernon, and to contemplate the
+massive isolated grandeur of the Lincoln Memorial now being finished
+at Washington, is to realise that America, for all its superficial
+frivolity and cynicism, is capable of a very deep seriousness.
+
+
+
+
+VERS LIBRE
+
+
+It would have been pedantic, while in America, to have abstained from an
+effort at _vers libre_.
+
+
+
+
+REVOLT
+
+
+I had been to the Metropolitan Museum looking at beautiful things and
+rejoicing in them.
+
+And then I had to catch a train and go far into the country, to Paul
+Smith's.
+
+And as the light lessened and the brooding hour set in I looked out of
+the window and reconstructed some of the lovely things I had seen--the
+sculptures and the paintings, the jewels and the porcelain: all the fine
+flower of the arts through the ages.
+
+It seemed marvellous beyond understanding that such perfection could
+exist, and I thought how wonderful it must be to be God and see His
+creatures rising now and again to such heights.
+
+And then I came to a station where there was to be a very long wait, and
+I went to an inn for a meal.
+
+It was a dirty neglected place, with a sullen unwashed man at the door,
+who called raspingly to his wife within.
+
+And when she came she was a slattern, with dishevelled hair and a soiled
+dress and apron, and she looked miserable and worn out.
+
+She prepared a meal which I could not eat, and when I went to pay for
+it I found her sitting dejectedly in a chair looking with a kind of dumb
+despair at the day's washing-up still to do.
+
+And as I walked up and down the road waiting for the car I thought of
+this woman's earlier life when she was happy.
+
+I thought of her in her courtship, when her husband loved her and they
+looked forward to marriage and he was tender and she was blithe.
+
+They probably went to Coney Island together and laughed with the rest.
+
+And it seemed iniquitous that such changes should come about and
+that merry girls should grow into sluts and slovens, and ardent young
+husbands should degenerate into unkempt bullies, and houses meant for
+happiness should decay, and marriage promises all be forgotten.
+
+And I felt that if the world could not be better managed than that I
+never wanted to see any of God's artistic darlings at the top of their
+form again and the Metropolitan Museum could go hang.
+
+
+
+
+DOMESTIC ARCHITECTURE
+
+
+I believe that few statements about America would so surprise English
+people as that it has beautiful architecture. I was prepared to find
+Boston and Cambridge old-fashioned and homelike--Oliver Wendell Holmes
+had initiated me; I had a distinct notion of the cool spaciousness of
+the White House and the imposing proportions of the Capitol and, of
+course, I knew that one had but to see the skyscrapers of New York to
+experience the traditional repulsion! But of the church of St. Thomas on
+Fifth Avenue I had heard nothing, nor of Mr. Morgan's exquisite library,
+nor of the Grand Central terminus, nor of the Lincoln Memorial at
+Washington, nor of the bland charm of Mount Vernon. Nor had I expected
+to find Fifth Avenue so dignified and cordial a thoroughfare.
+
+Even less was I prepared for such metal work and stone work as is to
+be seen in some of the business houses--such as, for example, the new
+Guaranty Trust offices, both on Broadway and in Fifth Avenue. Even the
+elevators (for which we in England, in spite of our ancient lethargy,
+have a one-syllable word) are often finished with charming taste.
+
+Least of all did I anticipate the maturity of America's buildings. Those
+serene facades on Beacon Street overlooking Boston Common, where the
+Autocrat used to walk (and I made an endeavour to follow his identical
+footsteps, for he was my first real author)--they are as satisfying as
+anything in Georgian London. And I shall long treasure the memory of the
+warm red brick and easy proportions of the Boston City Hall and Faneuil
+Hall, and Independence Hall at Philadelphia seen through a screen of
+leaves. But in England (and these buildings were English once) we still
+have many old red brick buildings; what we have not is anything to
+correspond with the spacious friendly houses of wood which I saw in the
+country all about Boston and at Cambridge--such houses as that which was
+Lowell's home--each amid its own greenery. Nowhere, however, did I see a
+more comely manor house of the old Colonial style than Anthony Wayne's,
+near Daylesford, in Pennsylvania. In England only cottages are built of
+wood, and I rather think that there are now by-laws against that.
+
+Not all the good country houses, big and little, are, however, old.
+American architects in the past few years seem to have developed a very
+attractive type of home, often only a cottage, and I saw a great number
+of these on the slopes of the Hudson, all the new ones combining taste
+with the suggestion of comfort. The conservation of trees wherever
+possible is an admirable feature of modern suburban planning in America.
+In England the new suburb too often has nothing but saplings. In
+America, again, the houses, even the very small ones, are more often
+detached than with us.
+
+
+
+
+BOSTON
+
+
+Once the lay-out of New York has been mastered--its avenues and numbered
+cross streets--it is the most difficult city in the world in which to
+lose one's way. But Boston is different. I found Boston hard to learn,
+although it was a pleasant task to acquire knowledge, for I was led into
+some of the quietest little Georgian streets I have ever been in,
+steep though some of them were, and along one of the fairest of green
+walks--that between the back of Beacon Street and the placid Charles.
+
+Against Boston I have a certain grudge, for I could find no one to
+direct me to the place where the tea was thrown overboard. But that
+it was subjected to this indignity we may be certain--partly from the
+testimony of subsequent events not too soothing to English feelings,
+and partly from the unpopularity which that honest herb still suffers
+on American soil. Coffee, yes; coffee at all times; but no one will take
+any but the most perfunctory interest in the preparation of tea. I found
+the harbour; I traversed wharf after wharf; but found no visible record
+of the most momentous act of jettison since Jonah. In the top room,
+however, of Faneuil Hall, in the Honourable Artillery Company's
+headquarters, the more salient incidents of the struggle which followed
+are all depicted by enthusiastic, if not too talented, painters; and I
+saw in the distance the monument on Bunker's Hill.
+
+My cicerone must be excused, for he was a Boston man, born and bred,
+and I ought never to have put him to the humiliation of confessing his
+natural ignorance. But the record is there, and legible enough. The
+tablet (many kind correspondents have informed me since certain of
+these notes appeared in the _Outlook_) is at 495 Atlantic Avenue, in the
+water-front district, just a short walk from the South Station, and it
+has the following inscription:
+
+ * * * * *
+
+HERE FORMERLY STOOD
+
+GRIFFIN'S WHARF
+
+at which lay moored on Dec. 16, 1773, three British ships with cargoes
+of tea. To defeat King George's trivial but tyrannical tax of three
+pence a pound, about ninety citizens of Boston, partly disguised
+as Indians, boarded the ships, threw the cargoes, three hundred and
+forty-two chests in all, into the sea and made the world ring with the
+patriotic exploit of the
+
+BOSTON TEA PARTY
+
+ "No! ne'er was mingled such a draught
+ In palace, hall, or arbor,
+ As freemen brewed and tyrants quaffed
+ That night in Boston Harbor."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Boston has a remarkable art gallery and museum, notable for its ancient
+Chinese paintings, its collection of Japanese prints--one of the best
+in the world, I believe--and a dazzling wall of water-colours by Mr.
+Sargent. It was here that I saw my first Winslow Homers--two or three
+rapid sketches of fishermen in full excitement--and was conquered by his
+verve and actuality. In the Metropolitan Museum in New York I found him
+again in oils and my admiration increased. Surely no one ever can have
+painted the sea with more vividness, power and truth! We have no example
+of his work in any public gallery in London; nor have we anything by
+W. M. Chase, Arthur B. Davies, Swain Gifford, J. W. Alexander, George
+Inness, or De Forest Brush. It is more than time for another American
+Exhibition. As it is, the only modern American artists of whom there is
+any general knowledge in England are Mr. Sargent, Mr. Epstein and Mr.
+Pennell, and the late E. A. Abbey, G. H. Boughton, and Whistler. Other
+Americans painting in our midst are Mr. Mark Fisher, R.A., Mr. J. J.
+Shannon, R.A., Mr. J. McLure Hamilton, and Mr. G. Wetherbee.
+
+The Boston Gallery is the proud possessor of the rough and unfinished
+but "speaking" likeness of George Washington by his predestined limner
+Gilbert Stuart, and also a companion presentment of Washington's wife.
+Looking upon this lady's countenance and watching a party of school
+girls who were making the tour of the rooms, not uncomforted on their
+arduous adventure by chocolate and other confections, it occurred to me
+that if America increases her present love of eating sweets, due, I
+am told, not a little to Prohibition, George Washington will gradually
+disappear into the background and Martha Washington, who has already
+given her name to a very popular brand of candy, will be venerated
+instead, as the Sweet Mother of her Country.
+
+An American correspondent sends me the following poem in order to
+explain to me the deviousness of Boston's principal thoroughfare. The
+poet is Mr. Sam Walter Foss:--
+
+ One day through the primeval wood
+ A calf walked home, as good calves should;
+
+ But made a trail all bent askew,
+ A crooked trail, as all calves do.
+
+ Since then two hundred years have fled,
+ And, I infer, the calf is dead.
+
+ But still he left behind his trail,
+ And thereby hangs my moral tale.
+
+ The trail was taken up next day
+ By a lone dog that passed that way;
+
+ And then a wise bell-wether sheep
+ Pursued the trail o'er vale and steep,
+
+ And drew the flock behind him too,
+ As good bell-wethers always do.
+
+ And from that day o'er hill and glade
+ Through those old woods a path was made,
+
+ And many men wound in and out,
+ And dodged and turned and bent about,
+
+ And uttered words of righteous wrath
+ Because 'twas such a crooked path;
+
+ But still they followed--do not laugh--
+ The first migrations of that calf,
+
+ And through this winding wood-way stalked
+ Because he wabbled when he walked.
+
+ The forest path became a lane
+ That bent and turned and turned again;
+
+ This crooked lane became a road,
+ Where many a poor horse with his load
+
+ Toiled on beneath the burning sun,
+ And travelled some three miles in one.
+
+ And thus a century and a half
+ They trod the footsteps of that calf.
+
+ The years passed on in swiftness fleet,
+ The road became a village street,
+
+ And then before men were aware,
+ A city's crowded thoroughfare,
+
+ And soon the central street was this
+ Of a renowned metropolis.
+
+ And men two centuries and a half
+ Trod in the footsteps of that calf.
+
+ Each day a hundred thousand rout
+ Followed the zigzag calf about;
+
+ And o'er his crooked journey went
+ The traffic of a continent.
+
+ A hundred thousand men were led
+ By one calf near three centuries dead.
+
+ They followed still his crooked way
+ And lost one hundred years a day;
+
+ For thus such reverence is lent
+ To well-established precedent.
+
+ A moral lesson this might teach,
+ Were I ordained and called to preach.
+
+ For men are prone to go it blind
+ Along the calf-paths of the mind,
+
+ And work away from sun to sun
+ To do what other men have done.
+
+ They follow in the beaten track,
+ And out and in and forth and back
+
+ And still their devious course pursue,
+ To keep the paths that others do.
+
+ But how the wise old wood-gods laugh
+ Who saw the first primeval calf!
+
+ Ah, many things this tale might teach--But
+ I am not ordained to preach.
+
+
+
+
+PHILADELPHIA
+
+
+I was fortunate in the city over which William Penn, in giant effigy,
+keeps watch and ward, in having as guide, philosopher and friend Mr.
+A. Edward Newton, the Johnsonian, and the author of one of the best
+examples of "amateur" literature that I know--"The Amenities of
+Book-Collecting." Mr. Newton took me everywhere, even to the little
+seventeenth-century Swedish church, which architecturally may be
+described as the antipodes of Philadelphia's newer glory, the Curtis
+Building, where editors are lodged like kings and can be attained to
+(if at all) only through marble halls. We went to St. Peter's, where,
+suddenly awaking during the sermon, one would think oneself to be in a
+London city church, and to the Historical Museum, where I found among
+the Quaker records many of my own ancestors and was bewildered amid
+such a profusion of relics of Penn, Washington and Franklin. In the old
+library were more traces of Franklin, including his famous electrical
+appliance, again testifying to the white flame with which American
+hero-worship can burn; and we found the sagacious Benjamin once more at
+the Franklin Inn Club, where the simplicity of the eighteenth century
+mingles with the humour and culture of the twentieth. We then drove
+through several miles of Fairmount Park, stopping for a few minutes
+in the hope of finding the late J. G. Johnson's Vermeer in the gallery
+there; but for the moment it was in hiding, the walls being devoted to
+his Italian pictures.
+
+Finally we drew up at the gates of that strange and imposing Corinthian
+temple which might have been dislodged from its original site and hurled
+to Philadelphia by the first Quaker, Poseidon--the Girard College. This
+solemn fane we were permitted to enter only on convincing the porter
+that we were not ministers of religion--an easy enough task for Mr.
+Newton, who wears with grace the natural abandon of a Voltairean, but
+a difficult one for me. Why Stephen Girard, the worthy "merchant and
+mariner" who endowed this institution, was so suspicious of the cloth,
+no matter what its cut, I do not know; no doubt he had his reasons; but
+his prejudices are faithfully respected by his janitor, whose eye is
+a very gimlet of suspicion. However, we got in and saw the
+philanthropist's tomb and his household effects behind those massive
+columns.
+
+That evening I spent in Mr. Newton's library among Blake and Lamb and
+Johnson autographs and MSS., breaking the Tenth Commandment with a
+recklessness that would have satisfied and delighted Stephen Girard's
+gatekeeper; and the next day we were off to Valley Forge to see with
+what imaginative thoughtfulness the Government has been transforming
+Washington's camp into a national park and restoring the old landmarks.
+It was a fine spring day and the woods were flecked with the white
+and pink blossoms of the dogwood--a tree which in England is only an
+inconspicuous hedgerow bush but here has both charm and importance
+and some of the unexpectedness of a tropical growth. I wish we could
+acclimatise it.
+
+The memorial chapel now in course of completion on one of the Valley
+Forge eminences seemed to me a very admirable example not only of modern
+Gothic but of votive piety. And such a wealth of American symbolism
+cannot exist elsewhere. But in the severe little cottage where
+Washington made his headquarters, down by the stream, with all his
+frugal campaigning furniture and accessories in their old places, I felt
+more emotion than in the odour of sanctity. The simple reality of it
+conquered the stained glass.
+
+
+
+
+GENERAL REFLECTIONS
+
+
+Looking back on it all I realise that America never struck me as a new
+country, although its inhabitants often seemed to be a new people. The
+cities are more mature than the citizens. New York, Chicago, Boston,
+Philadelphia, Washington--all have an air of permanence and age. The
+buildings, even the most fantastic, suggest indigenousness, or at least
+stability; nor would the presence of more ancient structures increase
+this effect. To the eye of the ordinary Englishman accustomed to work in
+what we call the City, in Fleet Street, in the Strand, in Piccadilly, or
+in Oxford Street, New York would not appear to be a younger place than
+London, and Boston might easily strike him as older. Nor is London more
+than a little older, except in spots, such as the Tower and the Temple
+and the Abbey, and that little Tudor row in Holborn, all separated by
+vast tracts of modernity. Indeed, I would almost go farther and say that
+London sets up an illusion of being newer even than New York by reason
+of its more disturbing street traffic both in the roads and on the
+footways, and the prevalence of the gaily coloured omnibuses which
+thunder along so many thoroughfares in notable contrast with the
+sedate and sober vehicles that serve Fifth Avenue and are hardly seen
+elsewhere.
+
+Meanwhile an illusion of antiquity is set up by New York's habit of
+commingling business houses and private residences, which surely belongs
+to an older order of society. In London we have done away with such
+a blend. Our nearest approach to Fifth Avenue is, I suppose, Regent
+Street; but there are no mansions among the shops of Regent Street. Our
+shops are there and our mansions are elsewhere, far away, in what we
+call residential quarters--such as Park Lane, Queen's Gate, Mayfair, the
+Bayswater Road, and Grosvenor Square. To turn out of Fifth Avenue into
+the quiet streets where people live is to receive a distinct impression
+of sedateness such as New York is never supposed to convey. One has the
+same feeling in the other great American cities.
+
+But when it comes to their inhabitants there are to the English eye
+fewer signs of maturity. I have never been able to get rid of the idea
+that every one I have met in America, no matter how grave a senior,
+instead of being really and self-consciously in the thick of life,
+is only getting ready to begin. Perhaps this is due in part to the
+pleasure--the excitement almost--which American business men--and all
+Americans are business men--take in their work. They not merely do it,
+but they enjoy doing it and they watch themselves doing it. They seem to
+have a knack of withdrawing aside and observing themselves as from
+the stalls, not without applause. In other words, they dramatise
+continually. Now, one does not do this when one is old--it is a childish
+game--and it is another proof that they are younger than we, who do not
+enjoy our work, and indeed, most of us, are ashamed of it and want the
+world to believe that we live like the lilies on private means.
+
+Similarly, many Americans seem, when they talk, to be two persons: one
+the talker, and the other the listener charmed by the quality of his
+discourse. There is nothing detrimental in such duplicity. Indeed,
+I think I have a very real envy of it. But one of the defects of the
+listening habit is perhaps to make them too rhetorical, too verbose. It
+is odd that the nation that has given us so much epigrammatic slang and
+the telegraph and the telephone and the typewriter should have so little
+of what might be called intellectual short-hand. But so it is. Too many
+Americans are remorseless when they are making themselves clear.
+
+Yet the passion for printed idiomatic sententiousness and arresting
+trade-notices is visible all the time. You see it in the newspapers and
+in the shops. I found a children's millinery shop in New York with
+this laconic indication of its scope, in permanent letters, on the
+plate-glass window: "Lids for Kids." A New York undertaker, I am told,
+has affixed to all his hearses the too legible legend: "You may linger,
+but I'll get you yet."
+
+When it comes to descriptive new words, coined rapidly to meet
+occasions, we English are nowhere compared with the Americans. Could
+there be anything better than the term "Nearbeer" to reveal at a blow
+the character of a substitute for ale? I take off my hat, too, to
+"crape-hanger," which leaves "kill-joy" far in the rear. But "optience"
+for a cinema audience, which sees but does not hear, though ingenious,
+is less admirable.
+
+Although I found the walls of business offices in New York and elsewhere
+decorated with pithy counsel to callers, and discouragements to
+irrelevance, such as "Come to the point but don't camp on it," "To hell
+with yesterday," and so forth, I am very doubtful if with all these
+suggestions of practical address and Napoleonic efficiency the American
+business man is as quick and decisive as ours can be. There is more
+autobiography talked in American offices than in English; more getting
+ready to begin.
+
+I have, however, no envy of the American man's inability to loaf and
+invite his soul, as his great democratic poet was able to do. I think
+that this unfamiliarity with armchair life is a misfortune. That article
+of furniture, we must suppose, is for older civilisations, where men
+have either, after earning the right to recline, taken their ease
+gracefully, or have inherited their fortune and are partial to idleness.
+It consorts ill with those who are still either continually and
+restlessly in pursuit of the dollar or are engaged in the occupation of
+watching dollars automatically arrive.
+
+One of the things, I take it, for Americans to learn is how to transform
+money into a friend. So many men who ought to be quietly rejoicing in
+their riches seem still to be anxious and acquisitive; so many men who
+have become suddenly wealthy seem to be allowing their gains to ruin
+their happiness. For the nation's good nearly every one, I fancy, has
+too much money.
+
+My experience is that England has almost everything to learn from
+America in the matter of hotels. I consider American second and
+third-class hotels to be better in many ways than our best. Every
+American restaurant, of each grade, is better than the English
+equivalent; the appointments are better, the food is served with more
+distinction and often is better too. When it comes to coffee, there is
+no comparison whatever: American coffee is the best in the world. Only
+quite recently has the importance of the complete suite entered the
+intelligence of the promoters of English hotels, and in myriads of these
+establishments, called first class, there is still but one bathroom to
+twenty rooms. Heating coils and hot and cold water in the rooms are even
+more rare: so rare as to be mentioned in the advertisements. Telephones
+in the rooms are rarer. In too many hotels in England there is still
+no light at the head of the bed. But we have certain advantages. For
+example, in English restaurants there is always something on the table
+to eat at once--_hors d'oeuvres_ or bread and butter. In America there
+is too often nothing ready but iced water--an ungenial overture to
+any feast--and you must wait until your order has been taken. Other
+travellers, even Americans, have agreed with me that it would be more
+comfortable if the convention which decrees that the waiter shall bring
+everything together could be overruled. Something "to go on with" is a
+great ameliorative, especially when one is hungry and tired.
+
+In thus commending American hotels over English it is, however, only
+right to admit that the American hotels are very much more expensive.
+
+While on the subject of eating, I would say that for all their notorious
+freedoms Americans have a better sense of order than we. Their policemen
+may carry their batons drawn, and even swing them with a certain
+insolent defiance or even provocation, but New York goes on its way
+with more precision and less disturbance than London, and every one
+is smarter, more alert. The suggestion of a living wage for all is
+constant. It is indeed on this sense of orderliness that the success
+of certain of the American time-saving appliances is built. The Automat
+restaurants, for example, where the customer gets all his requirements
+himself, would never do in London. The idea is perfect; but it requires
+the co-operation of the customer, and that is what we should fail to
+provide. The spotless cleanliness and mechanical exactitude of these
+places in New York would cease in London, and gradually they would
+decline and then disappear. At heart, we in England dislike well-managed
+places. Nor can I see New York's public distribution of hot water
+adopted in London. Such little geysers as expel steam at intervals
+through the roadway of Fifth Avenue will never, I fear, be found in
+Regent Street or Piccadilly. Our communism is very patchy.
+
+There are some unexpected differences between America and England. It is
+odd, for instance, to find a nation from whom we get most of our tobacco
+and who have the reputation of even chewing cigars, with such strict
+rules against smoking. In the Music Halls, which are, as a rule, better
+than ours, smoking is permitted only in certain parts. Public decorum
+again is, I should say, more noticeable in an American than an
+English city, and yet both in San Francisco and New York I dined in
+restaurants--not late--between 7 and 8--and not furtive hole-in-corner
+places,--where girls belonging to the establishment, wearing almost
+nothing at all, performed the latest dances, with extravagant and daring
+variations of them, among the tables. In London this kind of thing is
+unknown. In Paris it occurs only in the night cafes. It struck me as
+astonishing--and probably not at all to the good--that it should be an
+ordinary dinner accompaniment.
+
+I was asked while I was in America to set down some of the chief things
+that I missed. I might easily have begun with walking-sticks, for until
+I reached New York I seemed to be the only man in America who carried
+one, although a San Francisco friend confessed to sometimes "wearing
+a cane" on Sundays. I missed a Visitors' Book either at the British
+Embassy in Washington or at the White House. After passing through
+India, where one's first duty is to enter one's name in these volumes,
+it seemed odd that the same machinery of civility should be lacking. I
+missed any system of cleaning boots during the night, in the hotels; but
+I soon became accustomed to this, and rather enjoyed visiting the "shine
+parlours," in one of which was this crisp notice: "If you like our work,
+tell your friends; if you don't like it, tell us." I missed gum-chewing.
+
+But it was on returning to England that I began really to take notice.
+Then I found myself missing America's cleanliness, America's despatch,
+its hotel efficiency, its lashings of cream, its ice on every hand. All
+this at Liverpool! I missed later the petrol fountains all about the
+roads, a few of which I had seen in India, at which the motorist can
+replenish; but these surely will not be long in coming. I don't want
+England to be Americanised; I don't want America to cease to be a
+foreign country; but there are lessons each of us can learn.
+
+If I were an American, although I travelled abroad now and then (and
+I hold that it is the duty of a man to see other lands but live in his
+own) I should concentrate on America. It is the country of the future. I
+am glad I have seen it and now know something--however slight--about
+it at first hand. I made many friends there and amassed innumerable
+delightful memories. But what is the use of eight weeks? I am ashamed
+not to have gone there sooner, and humiliated by the brevity of my
+stay. I have had the opportunity only to lift a thousand curtains, get
+a glimpse of the entertainment on the other side and drop them again. I
+should like to go there every other year and have time: time to make the
+acquaintance of a naturalist and learn from him the names of birds and
+trees and flowers; time to loiter in the byways; time to penetrate into
+deeper strata where intimacies strike root and the real discoveries
+are made; time to discern beneath the surface, so hard and assured,
+something fey, something wistful, the sense of tears.
+
+
+
+
+INDEX
+
+
+ Adirondacks, etc.
+ Agra and its Fort
+ Aitken, E. H., his three books
+ Akbar
+ America, its democracy
+ its humour
+ its slang
+ its trains
+ its women
+ its newspapers
+ its MSS.
+ its hotels
+ its maturity
+ American painters in England
+ Americans, at home and abroad
+ Americans, their clothes
+ their physiognomy
+ their disturbing wealth
+ Aquariums
+ Architecture in America
+ "Association" books
+
+ Baker, Mr. Herbert
+ Bam Bahadur, that great hunter
+ Baseball and cricket
+ Beecher, Henry Ward
+ Benares
+ Berkeley University
+ Bernier on the Moguls
+ Betel-nut chewing
+ Birds in India
+ Blackbuck, the agile
+ Bombay--Towers of Silence
+ Boston
+ Butler, H.E., Sir Harcourt
+
+ Calcutta--the piano-carriers
+ its snake charmers
+ and the Maidan
+ and its English buildings
+ its old cemetery
+ Charnock, Job
+ Chicago, its hospitable policeman
+ its pictures
+ Cinema, the
+ Cobb, Mr. Irvin
+ Comparisons between America and England
+ Coney Island
+ Cow-worship in India
+ Cricket and baseball
+ Curzon, Lord, his preservation of ancient buildings
+
+ Dances in India and Japan
+ Delhi--the camel omnibuses
+ its architecture
+ and the Mutiny
+ Fort
+ Dickens, Charles, presentation copies
+
+ "Eha," his three books
+ Elephanta, caves of
+
+ Fakirs in India
+ Fatehpur-Sikri
+ Faneuil Hall, Boston
+ Fifth Avenue
+ Foss, Mr. Samuel W., his Boston poem
+ Franklin, Benjamin
+ Fujiyama
+ Funerals in India and England
+
+ Ganges, the
+ Geisha dances
+ Gilbert, Mr. Cass
+ Girard, Stephen
+ Goschen, Lord, wounds the tiger
+
+ Hakone, Lake
+ Hawking
+ Herford, Mr. Oliver
+ Hindus, the, and animals
+ Hokusai
+ Holmes, Oliver Wendell
+ Hong-Kong, funeral at
+ Honolulu
+ Hooghli, the
+ Hotels in America
+ Humayun's Tomb
+ Huntington, Mr. H. E.
+
+ Jahan, Shah, his buildings
+ Jains, the, their preservation of life
+ Japan--its lack of idlers
+ and animal life
+ its women
+ its American reading
+ Japanese, their small stature
+ materialism
+ public manners
+ their gold teeth
+ Journalism in America
+
+ Katsuragava rapids
+ Keats' _Lamia_, 1820
+ Kesteven, Sir Charles, his library
+ Khan, Sir Umar Hayat
+ Kohinoor, the
+ Kutb Minar, the
+ Kyoto, its temples
+
+ Lake Placid Club
+ Lamb, Mr. A. M., his distress at Honolulu
+ Charles, first editions
+ manuscripts
+ Landor, Walter Savage
+ Lavater abroad
+ Lincoln Memorial
+ Liston, Lt.-Col. Glen
+ Lucknow and the Mutiny
+ its delectability
+ Lutyens, Sir Edwin Landseer, R.A., goes hawking
+ and Imperial Delhi
+ and the priests
+ and the divers
+ hunts the tiger
+ Marquis, Mr. Don
+ Moguls, the
+ Mohammedan customs
+ priests
+ Monkeys
+ Morgan, Mr. J. Pierpont
+ Mount Vernon
+ Mutiny, the
+ Myanoshita
+
+ Nautch, the
+ Nawanagar, the Jam of
+ New or Imperial Delhi
+ New York, its skyscrapers
+ its buildings
+ its aquarium
+ its shops
+ its dances
+ its sky signs
+ its pictures
+ its MSS.
+ its maturity
+ Newspapers in America
+ Newton, Mr. A. Edward
+
+ Otome Pass
+
+ Painters, American, in England
+ Parsees, the
+ Peacock Throne, the
+ Philadelphia
+ Pictures in America
+ Prince of Wales in New York
+ Prohibition
+ Pronunciation in America
+
+ Ranjitsinhji, Prince
+ Rickshaws
+ Roosevelt, Theodore, his Memorial Road
+ "Rose Aylmer"
+ Ruth, "Babe"
+
+ San Francisco
+ Saranac
+ _Saturday Evening Post_, the
+ Scott, Mr. A. P., his house
+ Sculpture in America
+ Shaw, Mr. Bernard
+ Simplified spelling
+ Skyscrapers
+ Skysigns
+ Slang in America
+ Snake-poison antidotes
+ St. Gaudens, Augustus
+ Stevenson, Robert Louis
+ Swamp-deer hunting
+ Swan, Mr. Thomas, his despair at Honolulu
+
+ Taj Mahal, the
+ Talmadge, Constance
+ Norma
+ Tavernier on the Moguls
+ Theatre, the, in Japan
+ Tiger hunt, a
+ Tinney, Frank
+ Tokio, its dress
+ its theatre
+ Tolstoi, Count Leo
+ Towers of Silence
+ Townsend, Joe, his ballad
+
+ Valley Forge
+ Venice and Benares
+ Vers Libre
+ Vultures
+
+ Washington
+ George
+ Martha
+ Wayne, Anthony
+ Wayside Inn, the
+ Wheeler, Mr. Charles Stetson, his story
+ Women in America
+ in Japan
+ Woolworth Building, the
+
+ Yamaguchi, Madame
+ Yokohama
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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