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+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: Mike</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Author: P. G. Wodehouse</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin:1em 0'>Release Date: June 15, 2004 [eBook #7423]<br />
+[Most recently updated: May 1, 2023]</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin:1em 0'>Language: English</div>
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+<div style='margin-top:2em; margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIKE ***</div>
+
+<h1>MIKE</h1>
+
+<h2>A PUBLIC SCHOOL STORY</h2>
+
+<h3>BY</h3>
+<h2>P. G. WODEHOUSE</h2>
+
+<h4>AUTHOR OF “THE GOLD BAT,” “A PREFECT’S UNCLE,” ETC.</h4>
+
+<h4>CONTAINING TWELVE FULL-PAGE ILLUSTRATIONS BY</h4>
+<h3>T. M. R. WHITWELL</h3>
+
+<h4>LONDON<br/>
+1909</h4>
+
+<p class="center">
+<img src="images/jmike1.jpg" alt="“ARE YOU THE M. JACKSON THEN WHO HAD AN AVERAGE OF FIFTY ONE POINT NOUGHT THREE LAST YEAR?”" />
+</p>
+
+<h4>[Dedication]<br/>
+TO<br/>
+ALAN DURAND</h4>
+
+<hr />
+
+<table summary="" style="">
+
+<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td><h2>CONTENTS</h2></td></tr>
+<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>CHAPTER</b></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><b>I. </b></td><td><a href="#ch1">M<small>IKE</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>II. </b></td><td><a href="#ch2">T<small>HE JOURNEY DOWN</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>III. </b></td><td><a href="#ch3">M<small>IKE FINDS A FRIENDLY NATIVE</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>IV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch4">A<small>T THE NETS</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>V. </b></td><td><a href="#ch5">R<small>EVELRY BY NIGHT</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>VI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch6">I<small>N WHICH A TIGHT CORNER IS EVADED</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>VII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch7">I<small>N WHICH MIKE IS DISCUSSED</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>VIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch8">A<small> ROW WITH THE TOWN</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>IX. </b></td><td><a href="#ch9">B<small>EFORE THE STORM</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>X. </b></td><td><a href="#ch10">T<small>HE GREAT PICNIC</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch11">T<small>HE CONCLUSION OF THE PICNIC</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch12">M<small>IKE GETS HIS CHANCE</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch13">T<small>HE M.C.C. MATCH</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XIV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch14">A<small> SLIGHT IMBROGLIO</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch15">M<small>IKE CREATES A VACANCY</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XVI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch16">A<small>N EXPERT EXAMINATION</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XVII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch17">A<small>NOTHER VACANCY</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XVIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch18">B<small>OB HAS NEWS TO IMPART</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XIX. </b></td><td><a href="#ch19">M<small>IKE GOES TO SLEEP AGAIN</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XX. </b></td><td><a href="#ch20">T<small>HE TEAM IS FILLED UP</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch21">M<small>ARJORY THE FRANK</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch22">W<small>YATT IS REMINDED OF AN ENGAGEMENT</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch23">A<small> SURPRISE FOR MR. APPLEBY</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXIV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch24">C<small>AUGHT</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch25">M<small>ARCHING ORDERS</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXVI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch26">T<small>HE AFTERMATH</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXVII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch27">T<small>HE RIPTON MATCH</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXVIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch28">M<small>IKE WINS HOME</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXIX. </b></td><td><a href="#ch29">W<small>YATT AGAIN</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXX. </b></td><td><a href="#ch30">M<small>R. JACKSON MAKES UP HIS MIND</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch31">S<small>EDLEIGH</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch32">P<small>SMITH</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch33">S<small>TAKING OUT A CLAIM</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXIV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch34">G<small>UERILLA WARFARE</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch35">U<small>NPLEASANTNESS IN THE SMALL HOURS</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXVI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch36">A<small>DAIR</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXVII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch37">M<small>IKE FINDS OCCUPATION</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXVIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch38">T<small>HE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XXXIX. </b></td><td><a href="#ch39">A<small>CHILLES LEAVES HIS TENT</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XL. </b></td><td><a href="#ch40">T<small>HE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch41">T<small>HE SINGULAR BEHAVIOUR OF JELLICOE</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch42">J<small>ELLICOE GOES ON THE SICK-LIST</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch43">M<small>IKE RECEIVES A COMMISSION</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLIV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch44">A<small>ND FULFILS IT</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch45">P<small>URSUIT</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLVI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch46">T<small>HE DECORATION OF SAMMY</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLVII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch47">M<small>R. DOWNING ON THE SCENT</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLVIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch48">T<small>HE SLEUTH-HOUND</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>XLIX. </b></td><td><a href="#ch49">A<small> CHECK</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>L. </b></td><td><a href="#ch50">T<small>HE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch51">M<small>AINLY ABOUT BOOTS</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch52">O<small>N THE TRAIL AGAIN</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch53">T<small>HE KETTLE METHOD</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LIV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch54">A<small>DAIR HAS A WORD WITH MIKE</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LV. </b></td><td><a href="#ch55">C<small>LEARING THE AIR</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LVI. </b></td><td><a href="#ch56">I<small>N WHICH PEACE IS DECLARED</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LVII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch57">M<small>R. DOWNING MOVES</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LVIII. </b></td><td><a href="#ch58">T<small>HE ARTIST CLAIMS HIS WORK</small></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><b>LIX. </b></td><td><a href="#ch59">S<small>EDLEIGH <i>v.</i> WRYKYN</small></a></td></tr>
+
+</table>
+
+<h2>LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+
+<h2>BY T. M. R. WHITWELL</h2>
+
+<table summary="" style="">
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus1"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+“A<small>RE YOU THE M. JACKSON, THEN, WHO HAD AN AVERAGE
+OF FIFTY-ONE POINT NOUGHT THREE LAST YEAR?”</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus2"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+T<small>HE DARK WATERS WERE LASHED INTO A MAELSTROM</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus3"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+“D<small>ON’T <i>LAUGH</i>, YOU GRINNING APE”</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus4"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+“D<small>O—YOU—SEE, YOU FRIGHTFUL KID?”</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus5"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+“W<small>HAT’S ALL THIS ABOUT JIMMY WYATT?”</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus6"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+M<small>IKE AND THE BALL ARRIVED ALMOST SIMULTANEOUSLY</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus7"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+“W<small>HAT THE DICKENS ARE YOU DOING HERE?”</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus8"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+P<small>SMITH SEIZED AND EMPTIED JELLICOE’S JUG OVER SPILLER</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus9"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+“W<small>HY DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN’T PLAY CRICKET?” HE ASKED</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus10"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+“W<small>HO—” HE SHOUTED, “</small><i>WHO</i><small> HAS DONE THIS?”</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus11"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+“D<small>ID—YOU—PUT—THAT—BOOT—THERE, SMITH?”</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>
+<a href="#illus12"><big><big>*</big></big></a></td><td>
+M<small>IKE DROPPED THE SOOT-COVERED OBJECT IN THE FENDER</small></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<h3 class="chap">
+<a name="ch1">
+CHAPTER I<br/><br/>
+MIKE</a></h3>
+
+<p>It was a morning in the middle of
+April, and the Jackson family were consequently breakfasting
+in comparative silence. The cricket season had
+not begun, and except during the cricket season they
+were in the habit of devoting their powerful minds
+at breakfast almost exclusively to the task of victualling
+against the labours of the day. In May, June,
+July, and August the silence was broken. The three
+grown-up Jacksons played regularly in first-class
+cricket, and there was always keen competition among
+their brothers and sisters for the copy of the <i>Sportsman</i>
+which was to be found on the hall table with the letters.
+Whoever got it usually gloated over it in silence till
+urged wrathfully by the multitude to let them know
+what had happened; when it would appear that Joe had
+notched his seventh century, or that Reggie had been
+run out when he was just getting set, or, as sometimes
+occurred, that that ass Frank had dropped Fry or Hayward
+in the slips before he had scored, with the result
+that the spared expert had made a couple of hundred
+and was still going strong.</p>
+
+<p>In such a case the criticisms of the
+family circle, particularly of the smaller Jackson
+sisters, were so breezy and unrestrained that Mrs.
+Jackson generally felt it necessary to apply the closure.
+Indeed, Marjory Jackson, aged fourteen, had on three
+several occasions been fined pudding at lunch for
+her caustic comments on the batting of her brother
+Reggie in important fixtures. Cricket was a tradition
+in the family, and the ladies, unable to their sorrow
+to play the game themselves, were resolved that it
+should not be their fault if the standard was not
+kept up.</p>
+
+<p>On this particular morning silence
+reigned. A deep gasp from some small Jackson,
+wrestling with bread-and-milk, and an occasional remark
+from Mr. Jackson on the letters he was reading, alone
+broke it.</p>
+
+<p>“Mike’s late again,”
+said Mrs. Jackson plaintively, at last.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s getting up,”
+said Marjory. “I went in to see what he
+was doing, and he was asleep. So,” she
+added with a satanic chuckle, “I squeezed a
+sponge over him. He swallowed an awful lot, and
+then he woke up, and tried to catch me, so he’s
+certain to be down soon.”</p>
+
+<p>“Marjory!”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, he was on his back with
+his mouth wide open. I had to. He was snoring
+like anything.”</p>
+
+<p>“You might have choked him.”</p>
+
+<p>“I did,” said Marjory
+with satisfaction. “Jam, please, Phyllis,
+you pig.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jackson looked up.</p>
+
+<p>“Mike will have to be more punctual when he
+goes to Wrykyn,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, father, is Mike going to Wrykyn?”
+asked Marjory. “When?”</p>
+
+<p>“Next term,” said Mr.
+Jackson. “I’ve just heard from Mr.
+Wain,” he added across the table to Mrs. Jackson.
+“The house is full, but he is turning a small
+room into an extra dormitory, so he can take Mike
+after all.”</p>
+
+<p>The first comment on this momentous
+piece of news came from Bob Jackson. Bob was
+eighteen. The following term would be his last
+at Wrykyn, and, having won through so far without
+the infliction of a small brother, he disliked the
+prospect of not being allowed to finish as he had
+begun.</p>
+
+<p>“I say!” he said. “What?”</p>
+
+<p>“He ought to have gone before,”
+said Mr. Jackson. “He’s fifteen.
+Much too old for that private school. He has
+had it all his own way there, and it isn’t good
+for him.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s got cheek enough for ten,”
+agreed Bob.</p>
+
+<p>“Wrykyn will do him a world of good.”</p>
+
+<p>“We aren’t in the same house. That’s
+one comfort.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob was in Donaldson’s.
+It softened the blow to a certain extent that Mike
+should be going to Wain’s. He had the same
+feeling for Mike that most boys of eighteen have for
+their fifteen-year-old brothers. He was fond
+of him in the abstract, but preferred him at a distance.</p>
+
+<p>Marjory gave tongue again. She
+had rescued the jam from Phyllis, who had shown signs
+of finishing it, and was now at liberty to turn her
+mind to less pressing matters. Mike was her special
+ally, and anything that affected his fortunes affected
+her.</p>
+
+<p>“Hooray! Mike’s going
+to Wrykyn. I bet he gets into the first eleven
+his first term.”</p>
+
+<p>“Considering there are eight
+old colours left,” said Bob loftily, “besides
+heaps of last year’s seconds, it’s hardly
+likely that a kid like Mike’ll get a look in.
+He might get his third, if he sweats.”</p>
+
+<p>The aspersion stung Marjory.</p>
+
+<p>“I bet he gets in before you, anyway,”
+she said.</p>
+
+<p>Bob disdained to reply. He was
+among those heaps of last year’s seconds to
+whom he had referred. He was a sound bat, though
+lacking the brilliance of his elder brothers, and
+he fancied that his cap was a certainty this season.
+Last year he had been tried once or twice. This
+year it should be all right.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Jackson intervened.</p>
+
+<p>“Go on with your breakfast,
+Marjory,” she said. “You mustn’t
+say ‘I bet’ so much.”</p>
+
+<p>Marjory bit off a section of her slice of bread-and-jam.</p>
+
+<p>“Anyhow, I bet he does,” she muttered
+truculently through it.</p>
+
+<p>There was a sound of footsteps in
+the passage outside. The door opened, and the
+missing member of the family appeared. Mike Jackson
+was tall for his age. His figure was thin and
+wiry. His arms and legs looked a shade too long
+for his body. He was evidently going to be very
+tall some day. In face, he was curiously like
+his brother Joe, whose appearance is familiar to every
+one who takes an interest in first-class cricket.
+The resemblance was even more marked on the cricket
+field. Mike had Joe’s batting style to the
+last detail. He was a pocket edition of his century-making
+brother. “Hullo,” he said, “sorry
+I’m late.”</p>
+
+<p>This was mere stereo. He had
+made the same remark nearly every morning since the
+beginning of the holidays.</p>
+
+<p>“All right, Marjory, you little
+beast,” was his reference to the sponge incident.</p>
+
+<p>His third remark was of a practical nature.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, what’s under that dish?”</p>
+
+<p>“Mike,” began Mr. Jackson—this
+again was stereo—“you really must
+learn to be more punctual——”</p>
+
+<p>He was interrupted by a chorus.</p>
+
+<p>“Mike, you’re going to Wrykyn next term,”
+shouted Marjory.</p>
+
+<p>“Mike, father’s just had
+a letter to say you’re going to Wrykyn next
+term.” From Phyllis.</p>
+
+<p>“Mike, you’re going to Wrykyn.”
+From Ella.</p>
+
+<p>Gladys Maud Evangeline, aged three,
+obliged with a solo of her own composition, in six-eight
+time, as follows: “Mike Wryky. Mike
+Wryky. Mike Wryke Wryke Wryke Mike Wryke Wryke
+Mike Wryke Mike Wryke.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, put a green baize cloth over that kid,
+somebody,” groaned Bob.</p>
+
+<p>Whereat Gladys Maud, having fixed
+him with a chilly stare for some seconds, suddenly
+drew a long breath, and squealed deafeningly for more
+milk.</p>
+
+<p>Mike looked round the table.
+It was a great moment. He rose to it with the
+utmost dignity.</p>
+
+<p>“Good,” he said. “I say, what’s
+under that dish?”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>After breakfast, Mike and Marjory
+went off together to the meadow at the end of the
+garden. Saunders, the professional, assisted by
+the gardener’s boy, was engaged in putting up
+the net. Mr. Jackson believed in private coaching;
+and every spring since Joe, the eldest of the family,
+had been able to use a bat a man had come down from
+the Oval to teach him the best way to do so.
+Each of the boys in turn had passed from spectators
+to active participants in the net practice in the
+meadow. For several years now Saunders had been
+the chosen man, and his attitude towards the Jacksons
+was that of the Faithful Old Retainer in melodrama.
+Mike was his special favourite. He felt that in
+him he had material of the finest order to work upon.
+There was nothing the matter with Bob. In Bob
+he would turn out a good, sound article. Bob
+would be a Blue in his third or fourth year, and probably
+a creditable performer among the rank and file of a
+county team later on. But he was not a cricket
+genius, like Mike. Saunders would lie awake at
+night sometimes thinking of the possibilities that
+were in Mike. The strength could only come with
+years, but the style was there already. Joe’s
+style, with improvements.</p>
+
+<p>Mike put on his pads; and Marjory
+walked with the professional to the bowling crease.</p>
+
+<p>“Mike’s going to Wrykyn
+next term, Saunders,” she said. “All
+the boys were there, you know. So was father,
+ages ago.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is he, miss? I was thinking he would be
+soon.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you think he’ll get into the school
+team?”</p>
+
+<p>“School team, miss! Master
+Mike get into a school team! He’ll be playing
+for England in another eight years. That’s
+what he’ll be playing for.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, but I meant next term.
+It would be a record if he did. Even Joe only
+got in after he’d been at school two years.
+Don’t you think he might, Saunders? He’s
+awfully good, isn’t he? He’s better
+than Bob, isn’t he? And Bob’s almost
+certain to get in this term.”</p>
+
+<p>Saunders looked a little doubtful.</p>
+
+<p>
+“Next term!” he said. “Well, you see, miss, it’s this way. It’s all there, in a
+manner of speaking, with Master Mike. He’s got as much style as Mr. Joe’s got,
+every bit. The whole thing is, you see, miss, you get these young gentlemen of
+eighteen, and nineteen perhaps, and it stands to reason they’re stronger.
+There’s a young gentleman, perhaps, doesn’t know as much about what I call real
+playing as Master Mike’s forgotten; but then he can hit ’em harder when he does
+hit ’em, and that’s where the runs come in. They aren’t going to play Master
+Mike because he’ll be in the England team when he leaves school. They’ll give
+the cap to somebody that can make a few then and there.”
+</p>
+
+<p>“But Mike’s jolly strong.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah, I’m not saying it
+mightn’t be, miss. I was only saying don’t
+count on it, so you won’t be disappointed if
+it doesn’t happen. It’s quite likely
+that it will, only all I say is don’t count on
+it. I only hope that they won’t knock all
+the style out of him before they’re done with
+him. You know these school professionals, miss.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I don’t, Saunders. What are
+they like?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, there’s too much
+of the come-right-out-at-everything about ’em
+for my taste. Seem to think playing forward the
+alpha and omugger of batting. They’ll make
+him pat balls back to the bowler which he’d cut
+for twos and threes if he was left to himself.
+Still, we’ll hope for the best, miss. Ready,
+Master Mike? Play.”</p>
+
+<p>As Saunders had said, it was all there.
+Of Mike’s style there could be no doubt.
+To-day, too, he was playing more strongly than usual.
+Marjory had to run to the end of the meadow to fetch
+one straight drive. “He hit that hard enough,
+didn’t he, Saunders?” she asked, as she
+returned the ball.</p>
+
+<p>“If he could keep on doing ones
+like that, miss,” said the professional, “they’d
+have him in the team before you could say knife.”</p>
+
+<p>Marjory sat down again beside the
+net, and watched more hopefully.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap">
+<a name="ch2">
+CHAPTER II<br/><br/>
+THE JOURNEY DOWN</a></h3>
+
+<p>The seeing off of Mike on the last
+day of the holidays was an imposing spectacle, a sort
+of pageant. Going to a public school, especially
+at the beginning of the summer term, is no great hardship,
+more particularly when the departing hero has a brother
+on the verge of the school eleven and three other
+brothers playing for counties; and Mike seemed in
+no way disturbed by the prospect. Mothers, however,
+to the end of time will foster a secret fear that
+their sons will be bullied at a big school, and Mrs.
+Jackson’s anxious look lent a fine solemnity
+to the proceedings.</p>
+
+<p>And as Marjory, Phyllis, and Ella
+invariably broke down when the time of separation
+arrived, and made no exception to their rule on the
+present occasion, a suitable gloom was the keynote
+of the gathering. Mr. Jackson seemed to bear
+the parting with fortitude, as did Mike’s Uncle
+John (providentially roped in at the eleventh hour
+on his way to Scotland, in time to come down with
+a handsome tip). To their coarse-fibred minds
+there was nothing pathetic or tragic about the affair
+at all. (At the very moment when the train began to
+glide out of the station Uncle John was heard to remark
+that, in his opinion, these Bocks weren’t a
+patch on the old shaped Larranaga.) Among others present
+might have been noticed Saunders, practising late cuts
+rather coyly with a walking-stick in the background;
+the village idiot, who had rolled up on the chance
+of a dole; Gladys Maud Evangeline’s nurse, smiling
+vaguely; and Gladys Maud Evangeline herself, frankly
+bored with the whole business.</p>
+
+<p>The train gathered speed. The
+air was full of last messages. Uncle John said
+on second thoughts he wasn’t sure these Bocks
+weren’t half a bad smoke after all. Gladys
+Maud cried, because she had taken a sudden dislike
+to the village idiot; and Mike settled himself in the
+corner and opened a magazine.</p>
+
+<p>He was alone in the carriage.
+Bob, who had been spending the last week of the holidays
+with an aunt further down the line, was to board the
+train at East Wobsley, and the brothers were to make
+a state entry into Wrykyn together. Meanwhile,
+Mike was left to his milk chocolate, his magazines,
+and his reflections.</p>
+
+<p>The latter were not numerous, nor
+profound. He was excited. He had been petitioning
+the home authorities for the past year to be allowed
+to leave his private school and go to Wrykyn, and now
+the thing had come about. He wondered what sort
+of a house Wain’s was, and whether they had
+any chance of the cricket cup. According to Bob
+they had no earthly; but then Bob only recognised
+one house, Donaldson’s. He wondered if
+Bob would get his first eleven cap this year, and if
+he himself were likely to do anything at cricket.
+Marjory had faithfully reported every word Saunders
+had said on the subject, but Bob had been so careful
+to point out his insignificance when compared with
+the humblest Wrykynian that the professional’s
+glowing prophecies had not had much effect. It
+might be true that some day he would play for England,
+but just at present he felt he would exchange his place
+in the team for one in the Wrykyn third eleven.
+A sort of mist enveloped everything Wrykynian.
+It seemed almost hopeless to try and compete with
+these unknown experts. On the other hand, there
+was Bob. Bob, by all accounts, was on the verge
+of the first eleven, and he was nothing special.</p>
+
+<p>While he was engaged on these reflections,
+the train drew up at a small station. Opposite
+the door of Mike’s compartment was standing a
+boy of about Mike’s size, though evidently some
+years older. He had a sharp face, with rather
+a prominent nose; and a pair of pince-nez gave him
+a supercilious look. He wore a bowler hat, and
+carried a small portmanteau.</p>
+
+<p>He opened the door, and took the seat
+opposite to Mike, whom he scrutinised for a moment
+rather after the fashion of a naturalist examining
+some new and unpleasant variety of beetle. He
+seemed about to make some remark, but, instead, got
+up and looked through the open window.</p>
+
+<p>“Where’s that porter?” Mike heard
+him say.</p>
+
+<p>The porter came skimming down the platform at that
+moment.</p>
+
+<p>“Porter.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Are those frightful boxes of mine in all right?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Because, you know, there’ll
+be a frightful row if any of them get lost.”</p>
+
+<p>“No chance of that, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Here you are, then.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>The youth drew his head and shoulders
+in, stared at Mike again, and finally sat down.
+Mike noticed that he had nothing to read, and wondered
+if he wanted anything; but he did not feel equal to
+offering him one of his magazines. He did not
+like the looks of him particularly. Judging by
+appearances, he seemed to carry enough side for three.
+If he wanted a magazine, thought Mike, let him ask
+for it.</p>
+
+<p>The other made no overtures, and at
+the next stop got out. That explained his magazineless
+condition. He was only travelling a short way.</p>
+
+<p>“Good business,” said
+Mike to himself. He had all the Englishman’s
+love of a carriage to himself.</p>
+
+<p>The train was just moving out of the
+station when his eye was suddenly caught by the stranger’s
+bag, lying snugly in the rack.</p>
+
+<p>And here, I regret to say, Mike acted
+from the best motives, which is always fatal.</p>
+
+<p>He realised in an instant what had
+happened. The fellow had forgotten his bag.</p>
+
+<p>Mike had not been greatly fascinated
+by the stranger’s looks; but, after all, the
+most supercilious person on earth has a right to his
+own property. Besides, he might have been quite
+a nice fellow when you got to know him. Anyhow,
+the bag had better be returned at once. The train
+was already moving quite fast, and Mike’s compartment
+was nearing the end of the platform.</p>
+
+<p>He snatched the bag from the rack
+and hurled it out of the window. (Porter Robinson,
+who happened to be in the line of fire, escaped with
+a flesh wound.) Then he sat down again with the inward
+glow of satisfaction which comes to one when one has
+risen successfully to a sudden emergency.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The glow lasted till the next stoppage,
+which did not occur for a good many miles. Then
+it ceased abruptly, for the train had scarcely come
+to a standstill when the opening above the door was
+darkened by a head and shoulders. The head was
+surmounted by a bowler, and a pair of pince-nez gleamed
+from the shadow.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, I say,” said the
+stranger. “Have you changed carriages, or
+what?”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Then, dash it, where’s my frightful bag?”</p>
+
+<p>Life teems with embarrassing situations. This
+was one of them.</p>
+
+<p>“The fact is,” said Mike, “I chucked
+it out.”</p>
+
+<p>“Chucked it out! what do you mean? When?”</p>
+
+<p>“At the last station.”</p>
+
+<p>The guard blew his whistle, and the other jumped into
+the carriage.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought you’d got out
+there for good,” explained Mike. “I’m
+awfully sorry.”</p>
+
+<p>“Where <i>is</i> the bag?”</p>
+
+<p>“On the platform at the last station. It
+hit a porter.”</p>
+
+<p>Against his will, for he wished to
+treat the matter with fitting solemnity, Mike grinned
+at the recollection. The look on Porter Robinson’s
+face as the bag took him in the small of the back had
+been funny, though not intentionally so.</p>
+
+<p>The bereaved owner disapproved of this levity; and
+said as much.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t <i>grin</i>, you
+little beast,” he shouted. “There’s
+nothing to laugh at. You go chucking bags that
+don’t belong to you out of the window, and then
+you have the frightful cheek to grin about it.”</p>
+
+<p>“It wasn’t that,”
+said Mike hurriedly. “Only the porter looked
+awfully funny when it hit him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Dash the porter! What’s
+going to happen about my bag? I can’t get
+out for half a second to buy a magazine without your
+flinging my things about the platform. What you
+want is a frightful kicking.”</p>
+
+<p>The situation was becoming difficult.
+But fortunately at this moment the train stopped once
+again; and, looking out of the window, Mike saw a
+board with East Wobsley upon it in large letters.
+A moment later Bob’s head appeared in the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, there you are,” said Bob.</p>
+
+<p>His eye fell upon Mike’s companion.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, Gazeka!” he exclaimed.
+“Where did you spring from? Do you know
+my brother? He’s coming to Wrykyn this term.
+By the way, rather lucky you’ve met. He’s
+in your house. Firby-Smith’s head of Wain’s,
+Mike.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike gathered that Gazeka and Firby-Smith
+were one and the same person. He grinned again.
+Firby-Smith continued to look ruffled, though not
+aggressive.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, are you in Wain’s?” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Bob,” said Mike, “I’ve
+made rather an ass of myself.”</p>
+
+<p>“Naturally.”</p>
+
+<p>“I mean, what happened was this.
+I chucked Firby-Smith’s portmanteau out of the
+window, thinking he’d got out, only he hadn’t
+really, and it’s at a station miles back.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re a bit of a rotter,
+aren’t you? Had it got your name and address
+on it, Gazeka?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, then it’s certain
+to be all right. It’s bound to turn up some
+time. They’ll send it on by the next train,
+and you’ll get it either to-night or to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p>“Frightful nuisance, all the
+same. Lots of things in it I wanted.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, never mind, it’s
+all right. I say, what have you been doing in
+the holidays? I didn’t know you lived on
+this line at all.”</p>
+
+<p>From this point onwards Mike was out
+of the conversation altogether. Bob and Firby-Smith
+talked of Wrykyn, discussing events of the previous
+term of which Mike had never heard. Names came
+into their conversation which were entirely new to
+him. He realised that school politics were being
+talked, and that contributions from him to the dialogue
+were not required. He took up his magazine again,
+listening the while. They were discussing Wain’s
+now. The name Wyatt cropped up with some frequency.
+Wyatt was apparently something of a character.
+Mention was made of rows in which he had played a part
+in the past.</p>
+
+<p>“It must be pretty rotten for
+him,” said Bob. “He and Wain never
+get on very well, and yet they have to be together,
+holidays as well as term. Pretty bad having a
+step-father at all—I shouldn’t care
+to—and when your house-master and your
+step-father are the same man, it’s a bit thick.”</p>
+
+<p>“Frightful,” agreed Firby-Smith.</p>
+
+<p>“I swear, if I were in Wyatt’s
+place, I should rot about like anything. It isn’t
+as if he’d anything to look forward to when he
+leaves. He told me last term that Wain had got
+a nomination for him in some beastly bank, and that
+he was going into it directly after the end of this
+term. Rather rough on a chap like Wyatt.
+Good cricketer and footballer, I mean, and all that
+sort of thing. It’s just the sort of life
+he’ll hate most. Hullo, here we are.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike looked out of the window. It was Wrykyn
+at last.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch3">
+CHAPTER III<br/><br/>
+MIKE FINDS A FRIENDLY NATIVE</a></h3>
+
+<p>Mike was surprised to find, on alighting,
+that the platform was entirely free from Wrykynians.
+In all the stories he had read the whole school came
+back by the same train, and, having smashed in one
+another’s hats and chaffed the porters, made
+their way to the school buildings in a solid column.
+But here they were alone.</p>
+
+<p>A remark of Bob’s to Firby-Smith
+explained this. “Can’t make out why
+none of the fellows came back by this train,”
+he said. “Heaps of them must come by this
+line, and it’s the only Christian train they
+run,”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t want to get here
+before the last minute they can possibly manage.
+Silly idea. I suppose they think there’d
+be nothing to do.”</p>
+
+<p>“What shall <i>we</i> do?”
+said Bob. “Come and have some tea at Cook’s?”</p>
+
+<p>“All right.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob looked at Mike. There was
+no disguising the fact that he would be in the way;
+but how convey this fact delicately to him?</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, Mike,” he
+said, with a happy inspiration, “Firby-Smith
+and I are just going to get some tea. I think
+you’d better nip up to the school. Probably
+Wain will want to see you, and tell you all about
+things, which is your dorm. and so on. See you
+later,” he concluded airily. “Any
+one’ll tell you the way to the school. Go
+straight on. They’ll send your luggage
+on later. So long.” And his sole prop
+in this world of strangers departed, leaving him to
+find his way for himself.</p>
+
+<p>There is no subject on which opinions
+differ so widely as this matter of finding the way
+to a place. To the man who knows, it is simplicity
+itself. Probably he really does imagine that he
+goes straight on, ignoring the fact that for him the
+choice of three roads, all more or less straight,
+has no perplexities. The man who does not know
+feels as if he were in a maze.</p>
+
+<p>Mike started out boldly, and lost
+his way. Go in which direction he would, he always
+seemed to arrive at a square with a fountain and an
+equestrian statue in its centre. On the fourth
+repetition of this feat he stopped in a disheartened
+way, and looked about him. He was beginning to
+feel bitter towards Bob. The man might at least
+have shown him where to get some tea.</p>
+
+<p>At this moment a ray of hope shone
+through the gloom. Crossing the square was a
+short, thick-set figure clad in grey flannel trousers,
+a blue blazer, and a straw hat with a coloured band.
+Plainly a Wrykynian. Mike made for him.</p>
+
+<p>“Can you tell me the way to
+the school, please,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, you’re going to the
+school,” said the other. He had a pleasant,
+square-jawed face, reminiscent of a good-tempered bull-dog,
+and a pair of very deep-set grey eyes which somehow
+put Mike at his ease. There was something singularly
+cool and genial about them. He felt that they
+saw the humour in things, and that their owner was
+a person who liked most people and whom most people
+liked.</p>
+
+<p>“You look rather lost,”
+said the stranger. “Been hunting for it
+long?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Which house do you want?”</p>
+
+<p>“Wain’s.”</p>
+
+<p>“Wain’s? Then you’ve
+come to the right man this time. What I don’t
+know about Wain’s isn’t worth knowing.”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you there, too?”</p>
+
+<p>“Am I not! Term <i>and</i> holidays.
+There’s no close season for me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, are you Wyatt, then?” asked Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, this is fame. How
+did you know my name, as the ass in the detective
+story always says to the detective, who’s seen
+it in the lining of his hat? Who’s been
+talking about me?”</p>
+
+<p>“I heard my brother saying something about you
+in the train.”</p>
+
+<p>“Who’s your brother?”</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson. He’s in Donaldson’s.”</p>
+
+<p>“I know. A stout fellow.
+So you’re the newest make of Jackson, latest
+model, with all the modern improvements? Are there
+any more of you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not brothers,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Pity. You can’t
+quite raise a team, then? Are you a sort of young
+Tyldesley, too?”</p>
+
+<p>“I played a bit at my last school.
+Only a private school, you know,” added Mike
+modestly.</p>
+
+<p>“Make any runs? What was your best score?”</p>
+
+<p>“Hundred and twenty-three,”
+said Mike awkwardly. “It was only against
+kids, you know.” He was in terror lest he
+should seem to be bragging.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s pretty useful. Any more centuries?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Mike, shuffling.</p>
+
+<p>“How many?”</p>
+
+<p>“Seven altogether. You
+know, it was really awfully rotten bowling. And
+I was a good bit bigger than most of the chaps there.
+And my pater always has a pro. down in the Easter
+holidays, which gave me a bit of an advantage.”</p>
+
+<p>“All the same, seven centuries
+isn’t so dusty against any bowling. We
+shall want some batting in the house this term.
+Look here, I was just going to have some tea.
+You come along, too.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, thanks awfully,”
+said Mike. “My brother and Firby-Smith have
+gone to a place called Cook’s.”</p>
+
+<p>“The old Gazeka? I didn’t
+know he lived in your part of the world. He’s
+head of Wain’s.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I know,” said Mike.
+“Why is he called Gazeka?” he asked after
+a pause.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you think he looks
+like one? What did you think of him?”</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t speak to him
+much,” said Mike cautiously. It is always
+delicate work answering a question like this unless
+one has some sort of an inkling as to the views of
+the questioner.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s all right,”
+said Wyatt, answering for himself. “He’s
+got a habit of talking to one as if he were a prince
+of the blood dropping a gracious word to one of the
+three Small-Heads at the Hippodrome, but that’s
+his misfortune. We all have our troubles.
+That’s his. Let’s go in here.
+It’s too far to sweat to Cook’s.”</p>
+
+<p>It was about a mile from the tea-shop
+to the school. Mike’s first impression
+on arriving at the school grounds was of his smallness
+and insignificance. Everything looked so big—the
+buildings, the grounds, everything. He felt out
+of the picture. He was glad that he had met Wyatt.
+To make his entrance into this strange land alone would
+have been more of an ordeal than he would have cared
+to face.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s Wain’s,”
+said Wyatt, pointing to one of half a dozen large
+houses which lined the road on the south side of the
+cricket field. Mike followed his finger, and
+took in the size of his new home.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, it’s jolly big,”
+he said. “How many fellows are there in
+it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Thirty-one this term, I believe.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s more than there were at King-Hall’s.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s King-Hall’s?”</p>
+
+<p>“The private school I was at. At Emsworth.”</p>
+
+<p>Emsworth seemed very remote and unreal to him as he
+spoke.</p>
+
+<p>They skirted the cricket field, walking
+along the path that divided the two terraces.
+The Wrykyn playing-fields were formed of a series of
+huge steps, cut out of the hill. At the top of
+the hill came the school. On the first terrace
+was a sort of informal practice ground, where, though
+no games were played on it, there was a good deal of
+punting and drop-kicking in the winter and fielding-practice
+in the summer. The next terrace was the biggest
+of all, and formed the first eleven cricket ground,
+a beautiful piece of turf, a shade too narrow for
+its length, bounded on the terrace side by a sharply
+sloping bank, some fifteen feet deep, and on the other
+by the precipice leading to the next terrace.
+At the far end of the ground stood the pavilion, and
+beside it a little ivy-covered rabbit-hutch for the
+scorers. Old Wrykynians always claimed that it
+was the prettiest school ground in England. It
+certainly had the finest view. From the verandah
+of the pavilion you could look over three counties.</p>
+
+<p>Wain’s house wore an empty and
+desolate appearance. There were signs of activity,
+however, inside; and a smell of soap and warm water
+told of preparations recently completed.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt took Mike into the matron’s
+room, a small room opening out of the main passage.</p>
+
+<p>“This is Jackson,” he
+said. “Which dormitory is he in, Miss Payne?”</p>
+
+<p>The matron consulted a paper.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s in yours, Wyatt.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good business. Who’s
+in the other bed? There are going to be three
+of us, aren’t there?”</p>
+
+<p>“Fereira was to have slept there,
+but we have just heard that he is not coming back
+this term. He has had to go on a sea-voyage for
+his health.”</p>
+
+<p>“Seems queer any one actually
+taking the trouble to keep Fereira in the world,”
+said Wyatt. “I’ve often thought of
+giving him Rough On Rats myself. Come along,
+Jackson, and I’ll show you the room.”</p>
+
+<p>They went along the passage, and up a flight of stairs.</p>
+
+<p>“Here you are,” said Wyatt.</p>
+
+<p>It was a fair-sized room. The
+window, heavily barred, looked out over a large garden.</p>
+
+<p>“I used to sleep here alone
+last term,” said Wyatt, “but the house
+is so full now they’ve turned it into a dormitory.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, I wish these bars weren’t
+here. It would be rather a rag to get out of
+the window on to that wall at night, and hop down into
+the garden and explore,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt looked at him curiously, and moved to the window.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not going to let
+you do it, of course,” he said, “because
+you’d go getting caught, and dropped on, which
+isn’t good for one in one’s first term;
+but just to amuse you——”</p>
+
+<p>He jerked at the middle bar, and the
+next moment he was standing with it in his hand, and
+the way to the garden was clear.</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove!” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s simply an object-lesson,
+you know,” said Wyatt, replacing the bar, and
+pushing the screws back into their putty. “I
+get out at night myself because I think my health
+needs it. Besides, it’s my last term, anyhow,
+so it doesn’t matter what I do. But if I
+find you trying to cut out in the small hours, there’ll
+be trouble. See?”</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” said Mike,
+reluctantly. “But I wish you’d let
+me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not if I know it. Promise you won’t
+try it on.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right. But, I say, what do you do
+out there?”</p>
+
+<p>“I shoot at cats with an air-pistol,
+the beauty of which is that even if you hit them it
+doesn’t hurt—simply keeps them bright
+and interested in life; and if you miss you’ve
+had all the fun anyhow. Have you ever shot at
+a rocketing cat? Finest mark you can have.
+Society’s latest craze. Buy a pistol and
+see life.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wish you’d let me come.”</p>
+
+<p>“I daresay you do. Not
+much, however. Now, if you like, I’ll take
+you over the rest of the school. You’ll
+have to see it sooner or later, so you may as well
+get it over at once.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch4">
+CHAPTER IV<br/><br/>
+AT THE NETS</a></h3>
+
+<p>There are few better things in life
+than a public school summer term. The winter
+term is good, especially towards the end, and there
+are points, though not many, about the Easter term:
+but it is in the summer that one really appreciates
+public school life. The freedom of it, after
+the restrictions of even the most easy-going private
+school, is intoxicating. The change is almost
+as great as that from public school to ’Varsity.</p>
+
+<p>For Mike the path was made particularly
+easy. The only drawback to going to a big school
+for the first time is the fact that one is made to
+feel so very small and inconspicuous. New boys
+who have been leading lights at their private schools
+feel it acutely for the first week. At one time
+it was the custom, if we may believe writers of a
+generation or so back, for boys to take quite an embarrassing
+interest in the newcomer. He was asked a rain
+of questions, and was, generally, in the very centre
+of the stage. Nowadays an absolute lack of interest
+is the fashion. A new boy arrives, and there he
+is, one of a crowd.</p>
+
+<p>Mike was saved this salutary treatment
+to a large extent, at first by virtue of the greatness
+of his family, and, later, by his own performances
+on the cricket field. His three elder brothers
+were objects of veneration to most Wrykynians, and
+Mike got a certain amount of reflected glory from
+them. The brother of first-class cricketers has
+a dignity of his own. Then Bob was a help.
+He was on the verge of the cricket team and had been
+the school full-back for two seasons. Mike found
+that people came up and spoke to him, anxious to know
+if he were Jackson’s brother; and became friendly
+when he replied in the affirmative. Influential
+relations are a help in every stage of life.</p>
+
+<p>It was Wyatt who gave him his first
+chance at cricket. There were nets on the first
+afternoon of term for all old colours of the three
+teams and a dozen or so of those most likely to fill
+the vacant places. Wyatt was there, of course.
+He had got his first eleven cap in the previous season
+as a mighty hitter and a fair slow bowler. Mike
+met him crossing the field with his cricket bag.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, where are you off to?”
+asked Wyatt. “Coming to watch the nets?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike had no particular programme for
+the afternoon. Junior cricket had not begun,
+and it was a little difficult to know how to fill in
+the time.</p>
+
+<p>“I tell you what,” said
+Wyatt, “nip into the house and shove on some
+things, and I’ll try and get Burgess to let you
+have a knock later on.”</p>
+
+<p>This suited Mike admirably. A
+quarter of an hour later he was sitting at the back
+of the first eleven net, watching the practice.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess, the captain of the Wrykyn
+team, made no pretence of being a bat. He was
+the school fast bowler and concentrated his energies
+on that department of the game. He sometimes
+took ten minutes at the wicket after everybody else
+had had an innings, but it was to bowl that he came
+to the nets.</p>
+
+<p>He was bowling now to one of the old
+colours whose name Mike did not know. Wyatt and
+one of the professionals were the other two bowlers.
+Two nets away Firby-Smith, who had changed his pince-nez
+for a pair of huge spectacles, was performing rather
+ineffectively against some very bad bowling.
+Mike fixed his attention on the first eleven man.</p>
+
+<p>He was evidently a good bat.
+There was style and power in his batting. He
+had a way of gliding Burgess’s fastest to leg
+which Mike admired greatly. He was succeeded
+at the end of a quarter of an hour by another eleven
+man, and then Bob appeared.</p>
+
+<p>It was soon made evident that this
+was not Bob’s day. Nobody is at his best
+on the first day of term; but Bob was worse than he
+had any right to be. He scratched forward at
+nearly everything, and when Burgess, who had been
+resting, took up the ball again, he had each stump
+uprooted in a regular series in seven balls. Once
+he skied one of Wyatt’s slows over the net behind
+the wicket; and Mike, jumping up, caught him neatly.</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks,” said Bob austerely,
+as Mike returned the ball to him. He seemed depressed.</p>
+
+<p>Towards the end of the afternoon,
+Wyatt went up to Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>“Burgess,” he said, “see
+that kid sitting behind the net?”</p>
+
+<p>“With the naked eye,” said Burgess.
+“Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s just come to Wain’s.
+He’s Bob Jackson’s brother, and I’ve
+a sort of idea that he’s a bit of a bat.
+I told him I’d ask you if he could have a knock.
+Why not send him in at the end net? There’s
+nobody there now.”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess’s amiability off the
+field equalled his ruthlessness when bowling.</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” he said.
+“Only if you think that I’m going to sweat
+to bowl to him, you’re making a fatal error.”</p>
+
+<p>“You needn’t do a thing.
+Just sit and watch. I rather fancy this kid’s
+something special.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Mike put on Wyatt’s pads and
+gloves, borrowed his bat, and walked round into the
+net.</p>
+
+<p>“Not in a funk, are you?” asked Wyatt,
+as he passed.</p>
+
+<p>Mike grinned. The fact was that
+he had far too good an opinion of himself to be nervous.
+An entirely modest person seldom makes a good batsman.
+Batting is one of those things which demand first and
+foremost a thorough belief in oneself. It need
+not be aggressive, but it must be there.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt and the professional were the
+bowlers. Mike had seen enough of Wyatt’s
+bowling to know that it was merely ordinary “slow
+tosh,” and the professional did not look as
+difficult as Saunders. The first half-dozen balls
+he played carefully. He was on trial, and he meant
+to take no risks. Then the professional over-pitched
+one slightly on the off. Mike jumped out, and
+got the full face of the bat on to it. The ball
+hit one of the ropes of the net, and nearly broke it.</p>
+
+<p>“How’s that?” said
+Wyatt, with the smile of an impresario on the first
+night of a successful piece.</p>
+
+<p>“Not bad,” admitted Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>A few moments later he was still more
+complimentary. He got up and took a ball himself.</p>
+
+<p>Mike braced himself up as Burgess
+began his run. This time he was more than a trifle
+nervous. The bowling he had had so far had been
+tame. This would be the real ordeal.</p>
+
+<p>As the ball left Burgess’s hand
+he began instinctively to shape for a forward stroke.
+Then suddenly he realised that the thing was going
+to be a yorker, and banged his bat down in the block
+just as the ball arrived. An unpleasant sensation
+as of having been struck by a thunderbolt was succeeded
+by a feeling of relief that he had kept the ball out
+of his wicket. There are easier things in the
+world than stopping a fast yorker.</p>
+
+<p>“Well played,” said Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>Mike felt like a successful general
+receiving the thanks of the nation.</p>
+
+<p>The fact that Burgess’s next
+ball knocked middle and off stumps out of the ground
+saddened him somewhat; but this was the last tragedy
+that occurred. He could not do much with the
+bowling beyond stopping it and feeling repetitions
+of the thunderbolt experience, but he kept up his
+end; and a short conversation which he had with Burgess
+at the end of his innings was full of encouragement
+to one skilled in reading between the lines.</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks awfully,” said
+Mike, referring to the square manner in which the
+captain had behaved in letting him bat.</p>
+
+<p>“What school were you at before
+you came here?” asked Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>“A private school in Hampshire,”
+said Mike. “King-Hall’s. At a
+place called Emsworth.”</p>
+
+<p>“Get much cricket there?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, a good lot. One of
+the masters, a chap called Westbrook, was an awfully
+good slow bowler.”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t run away, which is something,”
+he said.</p>
+
+<p>Mike turned purple with pleasure at
+this stately compliment. Then, having waited
+for further remarks, but gathering from the captain’s
+silence that the audience was at an end, he proceeded
+to unbuckle his pads. Wyatt overtook him on his
+way to the house.</p>
+
+<p>“Well played,” he said.
+“I’d no idea you were such hot stuff.
+You’re a regular pro.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” said Mike gratefully,
+“it was most awfully decent of you getting Burgess
+to let me go in. It was simply ripping of you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, that’s all right.
+If you don’t get pushed a bit here you stay for
+ages in the hundredth game with the cripples and the
+kids. Now you’ve shown them what you can
+do you ought to get into the Under Sixteen team straight
+away. Probably into the third, too.”</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove, that would be all right.”</p>
+
+<p>“I asked Burgess afterwards
+what he thought of your batting, and he said, ‘Not
+bad.’ But he says that about everything.
+It’s his highest form of praise. He says
+it when he wants to let himself go and simply butter
+up a thing. If you took him to see N. A. Knox
+bowl, he’d say he wasn’t bad. What
+he meant was that he was jolly struck with your batting,
+and is going to play you for the Under Sixteen.”</p>
+
+<p>“I hope so,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>The prophecy was fulfilled. On
+the following Wednesday there was a match between
+the Under Sixteen and a scratch side. Mike’s
+name was among the Under Sixteen. And on the
+Saturday he was playing for the third eleven in a
+trial game.</p>
+
+<p>“This place is ripping,”
+he said to himself, as he saw his name on the list.
+“Thought I should like it.”</p>
+
+<p>And that night he wrote a letter to
+his father, notifying him of the fact.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch5">
+CHAPTER V<br/><br/>
+REVELRY BY NIGHT</a></h3>
+
+<p>A succession of events combined to
+upset Mike during his first fortnight at school.
+He was far more successful than he had any right to
+be at his age. There is nothing more heady than
+success, and if it comes before we are prepared for
+it, it is apt to throw us off our balance. As
+a rule, at school, years of wholesome obscurity make
+us ready for any small triumphs we may achieve at
+the end of our time there. Mike had skipped these
+years. He was older than the average new boy,
+and his batting was undeniable. He knew quite
+well that he was regarded as a find by the cricket
+authorities; and the knowledge was not particularly
+good for him. It did not make him conceited, for
+his was not a nature at all addicted to conceit.
+The effect it had on him was to make him excessively
+pleased with life. And when Mike was pleased
+with life he always found a difficulty in obeying Authority
+and its rules. His state of mind was not improved
+by an interview with Bob.</p>
+
+<p>Some evil genius put it into Bob’s
+mind that it was his duty to be, if only for one performance,
+the Heavy Elder Brother to Mike; to give him good
+advice. It is never the smallest use for an elder
+brother to attempt to do anything for the good of
+a younger brother at school, for the latter rebels
+automatically against such interference in his concerns;
+but Bob did not know this. He only knew that he
+had received a letter from home, in which his mother
+had assumed without evidence that he was leading Mike
+by the hand round the pitfalls of life at Wrykyn;
+and his conscience smote him. Beyond asking him
+occasionally, when they met, how he was getting on
+(a question to which Mike invariably replied, “Oh,
+all right”), he was not aware of having done anything
+brotherly towards the youngster. So he asked Mike
+to tea in his study one afternoon before going to
+the nets.</p>
+
+<p>Mike arrived, sidling into the study
+in the half-sheepish, half-defiant manner peculiar
+to small brothers in the presence of their elders,
+and stared in silence at the photographs on the walls.
+Bob was changing into his cricket things. The
+atmosphere was one of constraint and awkwardness.</p>
+
+<p>The arrival of tea was the cue for conversation.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, how are you getting on?” asked
+Bob.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, all right,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Silence.</p>
+
+<p>“Sugar?” asked Bob.</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“How many lumps?”</p>
+
+<p>“Two, please.”</p>
+
+<p>“Cake?”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks.”</p>
+
+<p>Silence.</p>
+
+<p>Bob pulled himself together.</p>
+
+<p>“Like Wain’s?”</p>
+
+<p>“Ripping.”</p>
+
+<p>“I asked Firby-Smith to keep an eye on you,”
+said Bob.</p>
+
+<p>“What!” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>The mere idea of a worm like the Gazeka
+being told to keep an eye on <i>him</i> was degrading.</p>
+
+<p>“He said he’d look after you,” added
+Bob, making things worse.</p>
+
+<p>Look after him! Him!! M. Jackson, of the
+third eleven!!!</p>
+
+<p>Mike helped himself to another chunk of cake, and
+spoke crushingly.</p>
+
+<p>“He needn’t trouble,”
+he said. “I can look after myself all right,
+thanks.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob saw an opening for the entry of the Heavy Elder
+Brother.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, Mike,” he said, “I’m
+only saying it for your good——”</p>
+
+<p>I should like to state here that it
+was not Bob’s habit to go about the world telling
+people things solely for their good. He was only
+doing it now to ease his conscience.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes?” said Mike coldly.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s only this.
+You know, I should keep an eye on myself if I were
+you. There’s nothing that gets a chap so
+barred here as side.”</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean?” said Mike, outraged.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I’m not saying anything
+against you so far,” said Bob. “You’ve
+been all right up to now. What I mean to say is,
+you’ve got on so well at cricket, in the third
+and so on, there’s just a chance you might start
+to side about a bit soon, if you don’t watch
+yourself. I’m not saying a word against
+you so far, of course. Only you see what I mean.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s feelings were too deep
+for words. In sombre silence he reached out for
+the jam; while Bob, satisfied that he had delivered
+his message in a pleasant and tactful manner, filled
+his cup, and cast about him for further words of wisdom.</p>
+
+<p>“Seen you about with Wyatt a
+good deal,” he said at length.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Like him?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Mike cautiously.</p>
+
+<p>“You know,” said Bob,
+“I shouldn’t—I mean, I should
+take care what you’re doing with Wyatt.”</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, he’s an awfully good chap, of course,
+but still——”</p>
+
+<p>“Still what?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I mean, he’s the
+sort of chap who’ll probably get into some thundering
+row before he leaves. He doesn’t care a
+hang what he does. He’s that sort of chap.
+He’s never been dropped on yet, but if you go
+on breaking rules you’re bound to be sooner or
+later. Thing is, it doesn’t matter much
+for him, because he’s leaving at the end of the
+term. But don’t let him drag you into anything.
+Not that he would try to. But you might think
+it was the blood thing to do to imitate him, and the
+first thing you knew you’d be dropped on by Wain
+or somebody. See what I mean?”</p>
+
+<p>Bob was well-intentioned, but tact
+did not enter greatly into his composition.</p>
+
+<p>“What rot!” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“All right. But don’t
+you go doing it. I’m going over to the nets.
+I see Burgess has shoved you down for them. You’d
+better be going and changing. Stick on here a
+bit, though, if you want any more tea. I’ve
+got to be off myself.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike changed for net-practice in a
+ferment of spiritual injury. It was maddening
+to be treated as an infant who had to be looked after.
+He felt very sore against Bob.</p>
+
+<p>A good innings at the third eleven
+net, followed by some strenuous fielding in the deep,
+soothed his ruffled feelings to a large extent; and
+all might have been well but for the intervention of
+Firby-Smith.</p>
+
+<p>That youth, all spectacles and front
+teeth, met Mike at the door of Wain’s.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah, I wanted to see you, young
+man,” he said. (Mike disliked being called “young
+man.”) “Come up to my study.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike followed him in silence to his
+study, and preserved his silence till Firby-Smith,
+having deposited his cricket-bag in a corner of the
+room and examined himself carefully in a looking-glass
+that hung over the mantelpiece, spoke again.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve been hearing all
+about you, young man.” Mike shuffled.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re a frightful character
+from all accounts.” Mike could not think
+of anything to say that was not rude, so said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>“Your brother has asked me to keep an eye on
+you.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s soul began to tie itself
+into knots again. He was just at the age when
+one is most sensitive to patronage and most resentful
+of it.</p>
+
+<p>“I promised I would,”
+said the Gazeka, turning round and examining himself
+in the mirror again. “You’ll get on
+all right if you behave yourself. Don’t
+make a frightful row in the house. Don’t
+cheek your elders and betters. Wash. That’s
+all. Cut along.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike had a vague idea of sacrificing
+his career to the momentary pleasure of flinging a
+chair at the head of the house. Overcoming this
+feeling, he walked out of the room, and up to his dormitory
+to change.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>In the dormitory that night the feeling
+of revolt, of wanting to do something actively illegal,
+increased. Like Eric, he burned, not with shame
+and remorse, but with rage and all that sort of thing.
+He dropped off to sleep full of half-formed plans for
+asserting himself. He was awakened from a dream
+in which he was batting against Firby-Smith’s
+bowling, and hitting it into space every time, by a
+slight sound. He opened his eyes, and saw a dark
+figure silhouetted against the light of the window.
+He sat up in bed.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo,” he said. “Is that
+you, Wyatt?”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you awake?” said
+Wyatt. “Sorry if I’ve spoiled your
+beauty sleep.”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you going out?”</p>
+
+<p>“I am,” said Wyatt.
+“The cats are particularly strong on the wing
+just now. Mustn’t miss a chance like this.
+Specially as there’s a good moon, too.
+I shall be deadly.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, can’t I come too?”</p>
+
+<p>A moonlight prowl, with or without
+an air-pistol, would just have suited Mike’s
+mood.</p>
+
+<p>“No, you can’t,”
+said Wyatt. “When I’m caught, as I’m
+morally certain to be some day, or night rather, they’re
+bound to ask if you’ve ever been out as well
+as me. Then you’ll be able to put your hand
+on your little heart and do a big George Washington
+act. You’ll find that useful when the time
+comes.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you think you will be caught?”</p>
+
+<p>“Shouldn’t be surprised.
+Anyhow, you stay where you are. Go to sleep and
+dream that you’re playing for the school against
+Ripton. So long.”</p>
+
+<p>And Wyatt, laying the bar he had extracted
+on the window-sill, wriggled out. Mike saw him
+disappearing along the wall.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<p>It was all very well for Wyatt to
+tell him to go to sleep, but it was not so easy to
+do it. The room was almost light; and Mike always
+found it difficult to sleep unless it was dark.
+He turned over on his side and shut his eyes, but
+he had never felt wider awake. Twice he heard
+the quarters chime from the school clock; and the second
+time he gave up the struggle. He got out of bed
+and went to the window. It was a lovely night,
+just the sort of night on which, if he had been at
+home, he would have been out after moths with a lantern.</p>
+
+<p>A sharp yowl from an unseen cat told
+of Wyatt’s presence somewhere in the big garden.
+He would have given much to be with him, but he realised
+that he was on parole. He had promised not to
+leave the house, and there was an end of it.</p>
+
+<p>He turned away from the window and
+sat down on his bed. Then a beautiful, consoling
+thought came to him. He had given his word that
+he would not go into the garden, but nothing had been
+said about exploring inside the house. It was
+quite late now. Everybody would be in bed.
+It would be quite safe. And there must be all
+sorts of things to interest the visitor in Wain’s
+part of the house. Food, perhaps. Mike felt
+that he could just do with a biscuit. And there
+were bound to be biscuits on the sideboard in Wain’s
+dining-room.</p>
+
+<p>He crept quietly out of the dormitory.</p>
+
+<p>He had been long enough in the house
+to know the way, in spite of the fact that all was
+darkness. Down the stairs, along the passage to
+the left, and up a few more stairs at the end. The
+beauty of the position was that the dining-room had
+two doors, one leading into Wain’s part of the
+house, the other into the boys’ section.
+Any interruption that there might be would come from
+the further door.</p>
+
+<p>To make himself more secure he locked
+that door; then, turning up the incandescent light,
+he proceeded to look about him.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain’s dining-room repaid
+inspection. There were the remains of supper
+on the table. Mike cut himself some cheese and
+took some biscuits from the box, feeling that he was
+doing himself well. This was Life. There
+was a little soda-water in the syphon. He finished
+it. As it swished into the glass, it made a noise
+that seemed to him like three hundred Niagaras; but
+nobody else in the house appeared to have noticed
+it.</p>
+
+<p>He took some more biscuits, and an apple.</p>
+
+<p>After which, feeling a new man, he examined the room.</p>
+
+<p>And this was where the trouble began.</p>
+
+<p>On a table in one corner stood a small
+gramophone. And gramophones happened to be Mike’s
+particular craze.</p>
+
+<p>All thought of risk left him.
+The soda-water may have got into his head, or he may
+have been in a particularly reckless mood, as indeed
+he was. The fact remains that <i>he</i> inserted
+the first record that came to hand, wound the machine
+up, and set it going.</p>
+
+<p>The next moment, very loud and nasal,
+a voice from the machine announced that Mr. Godfrey
+Field would sing “The Quaint Old Bird.”
+And, after a few preliminary chords, Mr. Field actually
+did so.</p>
+
+<p><i>“Auntie went to Aldershot in a Paris pom-pom hat.”</i></p>
+
+<p>Mike stood and drained it in.</p>
+
+<p><i>“... Good gracious</i> (sang
+Mr. Field), <i>what was that?”</i></p>
+
+<p>It was a rattling at the handle of
+the door. A rattling that turned almost immediately
+into a spirited banging. A voice accompanied the
+banging. “Who is there?” inquired
+the voice. Mike recognised it as Mr. Wain’s.
+He was not alarmed. The man who holds the ace
+of trumps has no need to be alarmed. His position
+was impregnable. The enemy was held in check
+by the locked door, while the other door offered an
+admirable and instantaneous way of escape.</p>
+
+<p>Mike crept across the room on tip-toe
+and opened the window. It had occurred to him,
+just in time, that if Mr. Wain, on entering the room,
+found that the occupant had retired by way of the boys’
+part of the house, he might possibly obtain a clue
+to his identity. If, on the other hand, he opened
+the window, suspicion would be diverted. Mike
+had not read his “Raffles” for nothing.</p>
+
+<p>The handle-rattling was resumed.
+This was good. So long as the frontal attack
+was kept up, there was no chance of his being taken
+in the rear—his only danger.</p>
+
+<p>He stopped the gramophone, which had
+been pegging away patiently at “The Quaint Old
+Bird” all the time, and reflected. It seemed
+a pity to evacuate the position and ring down the
+curtain on what was, to date, the most exciting episode
+of his life; but he must not overdo the thing, and
+get caught. At any moment the noise might bring
+reinforcements to the besieging force, though it was
+not likely, for the dining-room was a long way from
+the dormitories; and it might flash upon their minds
+that there were two entrances to the room. Or
+the same bright thought might come to Wain himself.</p>
+
+<p>“Now what,” pondered Mike,
+“would A. J. Raffles have done in a case like
+this? Suppose he’d been after somebody’s
+jewels, and found that they were after him, and he’d
+locked one door, and could get away by the other.”</p>
+
+<p>The answer was simple.</p>
+
+<p>“He’d clear out,” thought Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Two minutes later he was in bed.</p>
+
+<p>He lay there, tingling all over with
+the consciousness of having played a masterly game,
+when suddenly a gruesome idea came to him, and he
+sat up, breathless. Suppose Wain took it into
+his head to make a tour of the dormitories, to see
+that all was well! Wyatt was still in the garden
+somewhere, blissfully unconscious of what was going
+on indoors. He would be caught for a certainty!</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch6">
+CHAPTER VI<br/><br/>
+IN WHICH A TIGHT CORNER IS EVADED</a></h3>
+
+<p>For a moment the situation paralysed
+Mike. Then he began to be equal to it. In
+times of excitement one thinks rapidly and clearly.
+The main point, the kernel of the whole thing, was
+that he must get into the garden somehow, and warn
+Wyatt. And at the same time, he must keep Mr.
+Wain from coming to the dormitory. He jumped out
+of bed, and dashed down the dark stairs.</p>
+
+<p>He had taken care to close the dining-room
+door after him. It was open now, and he could
+hear somebody moving inside the room. Evidently
+his retreat had been made just in time.</p>
+
+<p>He knocked at the door, and went in.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain was standing at the window,
+looking out. He spun round at the knock, and
+stared in astonishment at Mike’s pyjama-clad
+figure. Mike, in spite of his anxiety, could
+barely check a laugh. Mr. Wain was a tall, thin
+man, with a serious face partially obscured by a grizzled
+beard. He wore spectacles, through which he peered
+owlishly at Mike. His body was wrapped in a brown
+dressing-gown. His hair was ruffled. He
+looked like some weird bird.</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, I thought I heard a noise,”
+said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain continued to stare.</p>
+
+<p>“What are you doing here?” said he at
+last.</p>
+
+<p>“Thought I heard a noise, please, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“A noise?”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, a row.”</p>
+
+<p>“You thought you heard——!”</p>
+
+<p>The thing seemed to be worrying Mr. Wain.</p>
+
+<p>“So I came down, sir,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>The house-master’s giant brain
+still appeared to be somewhat clouded. He looked
+about him, and, catching sight of the gramophone, drew
+inspiration from it.</p>
+
+<p>“Did you turn on the gramophone?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Me</i>, sir!” said
+Mike, with the air of a bishop accused of contributing
+to the <i>Police News</i>.</p>
+
+<p>“Of course not, of course not,”
+said Mr. Wain hurriedly. “Of course not.
+I don’t know why I asked. All this is very
+unsettling. What are you doing here?”</p>
+
+<p>“Thought I heard a noise, please, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“A noise?”</p>
+
+<p>“A row, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>If it was Mr. Wain’s wish that
+he should spend the night playing Massa Tambo to his
+Massa Bones, it was not for him to baulk the house-master’s
+innocent pleasure. He was prepared to continue
+the snappy dialogue till breakfast time.</p>
+
+<p>“I think there must have been a burglar in here,
+Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>“Looks like it, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I found the window open.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s probably in the garden, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain looked out into the garden
+with an annoyed expression, as if its behaviour in
+letting burglars be in it struck him as unworthy of
+a respectable garden.</p>
+
+<p>“He might be still in the house,” said
+Mr. Wain, ruminatively.</p>
+
+<p>“Not likely, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“You think not?”</p>
+
+<p>“Wouldn’t be such a fool, sir. I
+mean, such an ass, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps you are right, Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>“I shouldn’t wonder if he was hiding in
+the shrubbery, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain looked at the shrubbery,
+as who should say, <i>“Et tu, Brute!”</i></p>
+
+<p>“By Jove! I think I see
+him,” cried Mike. He ran to the window,
+and vaulted through it on to the lawn. An inarticulate
+protest from Mr. Wain, rendered speechless by this
+move just as he had been beginning to recover his
+faculties, and he was running across the lawn into
+the shrubbery. He felt that all was well.
+There might be a bit of a row on his return, but he
+could always plead overwhelming excitement.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt was round at the back somewhere,
+and the problem was how to get back without being
+seen from the dining-room window. Fortunately
+a belt of evergreens ran along the path right up to
+the house. Mike worked his way cautiously through
+these till he was out of sight, then tore for the
+regions at the back.</p>
+
+<p>The moon had gone behind the clouds,
+and it was not easy to find a way through the bushes.
+Twice branches sprang out from nowhere, and hit Mike
+smartly over the shins, eliciting sharp howls of pain.</p>
+
+<p>On the second of these occasions a
+low voice spoke from somewhere on his right.</p>
+
+<p>“Who on earth’s that?” it said.</p>
+
+<p>Mike stopped.</p>
+
+<p>“Is that you, Wyatt? I say——”</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson!”</p>
+
+<p>The moon came out again, and Mike
+saw Wyatt clearly. His knees were covered with
+mould. He had evidently been crouching in the
+bushes on all fours.</p>
+
+<p>“You young ass,” said
+Wyatt. “You promised me that you wouldn’t
+get out.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I know, but——”</p>
+
+<p>“I heard you crashing through
+the shrubbery like a hundred elephants. If you
+<i>must</i> get out at night and chance being sacked,
+you might at least have the sense to walk quietly.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, but you don’t understand.”</p>
+
+<p>And Mike rapidly explained the situation.</p>
+
+<p>“But how the dickens did he
+hear you, if you were in the dining-room?” asked
+Wyatt. “It’s miles from his bedroom.
+You must tread like a policeman.”</p>
+
+<p>“It wasn’t that.
+The thing was, you see, it was rather a rotten thing
+to do, I suppose, but I turned on the gramophone.”</p>
+
+<p>“You—<i>what?</i>”</p>
+
+<p>“The gramophone. It started
+playing ‘The Quaint Old Bird.’ Ripping
+it was, till Wain came along.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt doubled up with noiseless laughter.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re a genius,”
+he said. “I never saw such a man. Well,
+what’s the game now? What’s the idea?”</p>
+
+<p>“I think you’d better
+nip back along the wall and in through the window,
+and I’ll go back to the dining-room. Then
+it’ll be all right if Wain comes and looks into
+the dorm. Or, if you like, you might come down
+too, as if you’d just woke up and thought you’d
+heard a row.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s not a bad idea.
+All right. You dash along then. I’ll
+get back.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain was still in the dining-room,
+drinking in the beauties of the summer night through
+the open window. He gibbered slightly when Mike
+reappeared.</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson! What do you mean
+by running about outside the house in this way!
+I shall punish you very heavily. I shall certainly
+report the matter to the headmaster. I will not
+have boys rushing about the garden in their pyjamas.
+You will catch an exceedingly bad cold. You will
+do me two hundred lines, Latin and English. Exceedingly
+so. I will not have it. Did you not hear
+me call to you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, so excited,”
+said Mike, standing outside with his hands on the
+sill.</p>
+
+<p>“You have no business to be
+excited. I will not have it. It is exceedingly
+impertinent of you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, may I come in?”</p>
+
+<p>“Come in! Of course, come
+in. Have you no sense, boy? You are laying
+the seeds of a bad cold. Come in at once.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike clambered through the window.</p>
+
+<p>“I couldn’t find him, sir. He must
+have got out of the garden.”</p>
+
+<p>“Undoubtedly,” said Mr.
+Wain. “Undoubtedly so. It was very
+wrong of you to search for him. You have been
+seriously injured. Exceedingly so.”</p>
+
+<p>He was about to say more on the subject
+when Wyatt strolled into the room. Wyatt wore
+the rather dazed expression of one who has been aroused
+from deep sleep. He yawned before he spoke.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought I heard a noise, sir,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>He called Mr. Wain “father”
+in private, “sir” in public. The presence
+of Mike made this a public occasion.</p>
+
+<p>“Has there been a burglary?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Mike, “only he has got
+away.”</p>
+
+<p>“Shall I go out into the garden,
+and have a look round, sir?” asked Wyatt helpfully.</p>
+
+<p>The question stung Mr. Wain into active eruption once
+more.</p>
+
+<p>“Under no circumstances whatever,”
+he said excitedly. “Stay where you are,
+James. I will not have boys running about my garden
+at night. It is preposterous. Inordinately
+so. Both of you go to bed immediately. I
+shall not speak to you again on this subject.
+I must be obeyed instantly. You hear me, Jackson?
+James, you understand me? To bed at once.
+And, if I find you outside your dormitory again to-night,
+you will both be punished with extreme severity.
+I will not have this lax and reckless behaviour.”</p>
+
+<p>“But the burglar, sir?” said Wyatt.</p>
+
+<p>“We might catch him, sir,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain’s manner changed to
+a slow and stately sarcasm, in much the same way as
+a motor-car changes from the top speed to its first.</p>
+
+<p>“I was under the impression,”
+he said, in the heavy way almost invariably affected
+by weak masters in their dealings with the obstreperous,
+“I was distinctly under the impression that I
+had ordered you to retire immediately to your dormitory.
+It is possible that you mistook my meaning. In
+that case I shall be happy to repeat what I said.
+It is also in my mind that I threatened to punish you
+with the utmost severity if you did not retire at once.
+In these circumstances, James—and you,
+Jackson—you will doubtless see the necessity
+of complying with my wishes.”</p>
+
+<p>They made it so.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch7">
+CHAPTER VII<br/><br/>
+IN WHICH MIKE IS DISCUSSED</a></h3>
+
+<p>Trevor and Clowes, of Donaldson’s,
+were sitting in their study a week after the gramophone
+incident, preparatory to going on the river. At
+least Trevor was in the study, getting tea ready.
+Clowes was on the window-sill, one leg in the room,
+the other outside, hanging over space. He loved
+to sit in this attitude, watching some one else work,
+and giving his views on life to whoever would listen
+to them. Clowes was tall, and looked sad, which
+he was not. Trevor was shorter, and very much
+in earnest over all that he did. On the present
+occasion he was measuring out tea with a concentration
+worthy of a general planning a campaign.</p>
+
+<p>“One for the pot,” said Clowes.</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” breathed Trevor. “Come
+and help, you slacker.”</p>
+
+<p>“Too busy.”</p>
+
+<p>“You aren’t doing a stroke.”</p>
+
+<p>“My lad, I’m thinking
+of Life. That’s a thing you couldn’t
+do. I often say to people, ‘Good chap,
+Trevor, but can’t think of Life. Give him
+a tea-pot and half a pound of butter to mess about
+with,’ I say, ‘and he’s all right.
+But when it comes to deep thought, where is he?
+Among the also-rans.’ That’s what
+I say.”</p>
+
+<p>“Silly ass,” said Trevor,
+slicing bread. “What particular rot were
+you thinking about just then? What fun it was
+sitting back and watching other fellows work, I should
+think.”</p>
+
+<p>“My mind at the moment,”
+said Clowes, “was tensely occupied with the
+problem of brothers at school. Have you got any
+brothers, Trevor?”</p>
+
+<p>“One. Couple of years younger
+than me. I say, we shall want some more jam to-morrow.
+Better order it to-day.”</p>
+
+<p>“See it done, Tigellinus, as
+our old pal Nero used to remark. Where is he?
+Your brother, I mean.”</p>
+
+<p>“Marlborough.”</p>
+
+<p>“That shows your sense.
+I have always had a high opinion of your sense, Trevor.
+If you’d been a silly ass, you’d have let
+your people send him here.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why not? Shouldn’t have minded.”</p>
+
+<p>
+“I withdraw what I said about your sense. Consider it unsaid. I have a brother
+myself. Aged fifteen. Not a bad chap in his way. Like the heroes of the school
+stories. ‘Big blue eyes literally bubbling over with fun.’ At least, I suppose
+it’s fun to him. Cheek’s what I call it. My people wanted to send him here. I
+lodged a protest. I said, ‘One Clowes is ample for any public school.’”
+</p>
+
+<p>“You were right there,” said Trevor.</p>
+
+<p>“I said, ‘One Clowes is
+luxury, two excess.’ I pointed out that
+I was just on the verge of becoming rather a blood
+at Wrykyn, and that I didn’t want the work of
+years spoiled by a brother who would think it a rag
+to tell fellows who respected and admired me——”</p>
+
+<p>“Such as who?”</p>
+
+<p>“——Anecdotes
+of a chequered infancy. There are stories about
+me which only my brother knows. Did I want them
+spread about the school? No, laddie, I did not.
+Hence, we see my brother two terms ago, packing up
+his little box, and tooling off to Rugby. And
+here am I at Wrykyn, with an unstained reputation,
+loved by all who know me, revered by all who don’t;
+courted by boys, fawned upon by masters. People’s
+faces brighten when I throw them a nod. If I
+frown——”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, come on,” said Trevor.</p>
+
+<p>Bread and jam and cake monopolised
+Clowes’s attention for the next quarter of an
+hour. At the end of that period, however, he returned
+to his subject.</p>
+
+<p>“After the serious business
+of the meal was concluded, and a simple hymn had been
+sung by those present,” he said, “Mr. Clowes
+resumed his very interesting remarks. We were
+on the subject of brothers at school. Now, take
+the melancholy case of Jackson Brothers. My heart
+bleeds for Bob.”</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson’s all right.
+What’s wrong with him? Besides, naturally,
+young Jackson came to Wrykyn when all his brothers
+had been here.”</p>
+
+<p>“What a rotten argument.
+It’s just the one used by chaps’ people,
+too. They think how nice it will be for all the
+sons to have been at the same school. It may
+be all right after they’re left, but while they’re
+there, it’s the limit. You say Jackson’s
+all right. At present, perhaps, he is. But
+the term’s hardly started yet.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well?”</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, what’s at
+the bottom of this sending young brothers to the same
+school as elder brothers?”</p>
+
+<p>“Elder brother can keep an eye on him, I suppose.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s just it.
+For once in your life you’ve touched the spot.
+In other words, Bob Jackson is practically responsible
+for the kid. That’s where the whole rotten
+trouble starts.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, what happens? He
+either lets the kid rip, in which case he may find
+himself any morning in the pleasant position of having
+to explain to his people exactly why it is that little
+Willie has just received the boot, and why he didn’t
+look after him better: or he spends all his spare
+time shadowing him to see that he doesn’t get
+into trouble. He feels that his reputation hangs
+on the kid’s conduct, so he broods over him
+like a policeman, which is pretty rotten for him and
+maddens the kid, who looks on him as no sportsman.
+Bob seems to be trying the first way, which is what
+I should do myself. It’s all right, so far,
+but, as I said, the term’s only just started.”</p>
+
+<p>“Young Jackson seems all right.
+What’s wrong with him? He doesn’t
+stick on side any way, which he might easily do, considering
+his cricket.”</p>
+
+<p>“There’s nothing wrong
+with him in that way. I’ve talked to him
+several times at the nets, and he’s very decent.
+But his getting into trouble hasn’t anything
+to do with us. It’s the masters you’ve
+got to consider.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up? Does he rag?”</p>
+
+<p>“From what I gather from fellows
+in his form he’s got a genius for ragging.
+Thinks of things that don’t occur to anybody
+else, and does them, too.”</p>
+
+<p>“He never seems to be in extra.
+One always sees him about on half-holidays.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s always the way
+with that sort of chap. He keeps on wriggling
+out of small rows till he thinks he can do anything
+he likes without being dropped on, and then all of
+a sudden he finds himself up to the eyebrows in a
+record smash. I don’t say young Jackson
+will land himself like that. All I say is that
+he’s just the sort who does. He’s
+asking for trouble. Besides, who do you see him
+about with all the time?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s generally with Wyatt when I meet
+him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. Well, then!”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s wrong with Wyatt?
+He’s one of the decentest men in the school.”</p>
+
+<p>“I know. But he’s
+working up for a tremendous row one of these days,
+unless he leaves before it comes off. The odds
+are, if Jackson’s so thick with him, that he’ll
+be roped into it too. Wyatt wouldn’t land
+him if he could help it, but he probably wouldn’t
+realise what he was letting the kid in for. For
+instance, I happen to know that Wyatt breaks out of
+his dorm. every other night. I don’t know
+if he takes Jackson with him. I shouldn’t
+think so. But there’s nothing to prevent
+Jackson following him on his own. And if you’re
+caught at that game, it’s the boot every time.”</p>
+
+<p>Trevor looked disturbed.</p>
+
+<p>“Somebody ought to speak to Bob.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the good?
+Why worry him? Bob couldn’t do anything.
+You’d only make him do the policeman business,
+which he hasn’t time for, and which is bound
+to make rows between them. Better leave him alone.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know. It
+would be a beastly thing for Bob if the kid did get
+into a really bad row.”</p>
+
+<p>“If you must tell anybody, tell
+the Gazeka. He’s head of Wain’s, and
+has got far more chance of keeping an eye on Jackson
+than Bob has.”</p>
+
+<p>“The Gazeka is a fool.”</p>
+
+<p>“All front teeth and side.
+Still, he’s on the spot. But what’s
+the good of worrying. It’s nothing to do
+with us, anyhow. Let’s stagger out, shall
+we?”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Trevor’s conscientious nature,
+however, made it impossible for him to drop the matter.
+It disturbed him all the time that he and Clowes were
+on the river; and, walking back to the house, he resolved
+to see Bob about it during preparation.</p>
+
+<p>He found him in his study, oiling a bat.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Bob,” he said, “look here.
+Are you busy?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s this way. Clowes and I were
+talking——”</p>
+
+<p>“If Clowes was there he was probably talking.
+Well?”</p>
+
+<p>“About your brother.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, by Jove,” said Bob,
+sitting up. “That reminds me. I forgot
+to get the evening paper. Did he get his century
+all right?”</p>
+
+<p>“Who?” asked Trevor, bewildered.</p>
+
+<p>“My brother, J. W. He’d
+made sixty-three not out against Kent in this morning’s
+paper. What happened?”</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t get a paper
+either. I didn’t mean that brother.
+I meant the one here.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Mike? What’s Mike been up to?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing as yet, that I know
+of; but, I say, you know, he seems a great pal of
+Wyatt’s.”</p>
+
+<p>“I know. I spoke to him about it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, you did? That’s all right, then.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not that there’s anything wrong with
+Wyatt.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not a bit. Only he is
+rather mucking about this term, I hear. It’s
+his last, so I suppose he wants to have a rag.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t blame him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Nor do I. Rather rot, though,
+if he lugged your brother into a row by accident.”</p>
+
+<p>“I should get blamed. I think I’ll
+speak to him again.”</p>
+
+<p>“I should, I think.”</p>
+
+<p>“I hope he isn’t idiot
+enough to go out at night with Wyatt. If Wyatt
+likes to risk it, all right. That’s his
+look out. But it won’t do for Mike to go
+playing the goat too.”</p>
+
+<p>“Clowes suggested putting Firby-Smith
+on to him. He’d have more chance, being
+in the same house, of seeing that he didn’t come
+a mucker than you would.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve done that. Smith said he’d
+speak to him.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s all right then. Is that a
+new bat?”</p>
+
+<p>“Got it to-day. Smashed my other yesterday—against
+the school house.”</p>
+
+<p>Donaldson’s had played a friendly
+with the school house during the last two days, and
+had beaten them.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought I heard it go. You were rather
+in form.”</p>
+
+<p>“Better than at the beginning
+of the term, anyhow. I simply couldn’t
+do a thing then. But my last three innings have
+been 33 not out, 18, and 51.</p>
+
+<p>“I should think you’re bound to get your
+first all right.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hope so. I see Mike’s playing for
+the second against the O.W.s.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. Pretty good for his
+first term. You have a pro. to coach you in the
+holidays, don’t you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. I didn’t go
+to him much this last time. I was away a lot.
+But Mike fairly lived inside the net.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it’s not been chucked
+away. I suppose he’ll get his first next
+year. There’ll be a big clearing-out of
+colours at the end of this term. Nearly all the
+first are leaving. Henfrey’ll be captain,
+I expect.”</p>
+
+<p>“Saunders, the pro. at home,
+always says that Mike’s going to be the star
+cricketer of the family. Better than J. W. even,
+he thinks. I asked him what he thought of me,
+and he said, ‘You’ll be making a lot of
+runs some day, Mr. Bob.’ There’s a
+subtle difference, isn’t there? I shall
+have Mike cutting me out before I leave school if I’m
+not careful.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sort of infant prodigy,”
+said Trevor. “Don’t think he’s
+quite up to it yet, though.”</p>
+
+<p>He went back to his study, and Bob,
+having finished his oiling and washed his hands, started
+on his Thucydides. And, in the stress of wrestling
+with the speech of an apparently delirious Athenian
+general, whose remarks seemed to contain nothing even
+remotely resembling sense and coherence, he allowed
+the question of Mike’s welfare to fade from
+his mind like a dissolving view.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch8">
+CHAPTER VIII<br/><br/>
+A ROW WITH THE TOWN</a></h3>
+
+<p>The beginning of a big row, one of
+those rows which turn a school upside down like a
+volcanic eruption and provide old boys with something
+to talk about, when they meet, for years, is not unlike
+the beginning of a thunderstorm.</p>
+
+<p>You are walking along one seemingly
+fine day, when suddenly there is a hush, and there
+falls on you from space one big drop. The next
+moment the thing has begun, and you are standing in
+a shower-bath. It is just the same with a row.
+Some trivial episode occurs, and in an instant the
+place is in a ferment. It was so with the great
+picnic at Wrykyn.</p>
+
+<p>The bare outlines of the beginning
+of this affair are included in a letter which Mike
+wrote to his father on the Sunday following the Old
+Wrykynian matches.</p>
+
+<p>This was the letter:</p>
+
+<p class="letter">
+“DEAR FATHER,—Thanks
+awfully for your letter. I hope you are quite
+well. I have been getting on all right at cricket
+lately. My scores since I wrote last have
+been 0 in a scratch game (the sun got in my eyes
+just as I played, and I got bowled); 15 for the third
+against an eleven of masters (without G. B. Jones,
+the Surrey man, and Spence); 28 not out in the
+Under Sixteen game; and 30 in a form match. Rather
+decent. Yesterday one of the men put down for
+the second against the O.W.’s second couldn’t
+play because his father was very ill, so I played.
+Wasn’t it luck? It’s the first time
+I’ve played for the second. I didn’t
+do much, because I didn’t get an innings.
+They stop the cricket on O.W. matches day because
+they have a lot of rotten Greek plays and things
+which take up a frightful time, and half the chaps
+are acting, so we stop from lunch to four. Rot
+I call it. So I didn’t go in, because
+they won the toss and made 215, and by the time we’d
+made 140 for 6 it was close of play. They’d
+stuck me in eighth wicket. Rather rot.
+Still, I may get another shot. And I made rather
+a decent catch at mid-on. Low down. I
+had to dive for it. Bob played for the first,
+but didn’t do much. He was run out after
+he’d got ten. I believe he’s rather
+sick about it.</p>
+
+<p class="letter">“Rather a rummy thing happened
+after lock-up. I wasn’t in it, but a fellow
+called Wyatt (awfully decent chap. He’s
+Wain’s step-son, only they bar one another)
+told me about it. He was in it all right.
+There’s a dinner after the matches on O.W.
+day, and some of the chaps were going back to their
+houses after it when they got into a row with a
+lot of brickies from the town, and there was rather
+a row. There was a policeman mixed up in it
+somehow, only I don’t quite know where he comes
+in. I’ll find out and tell you next time
+I write. Love to everybody. Tell Marjory
+I’ll write to her in a day or two.</p>
+
+<p class="center">“Your loving son,</p>
+
+<p class="center">“MIKE.</p>
+
+<p class="letter">“P.S.—I say, I
+suppose you couldn’t send me five bob, could
+you? I’m rather broke.</p>
+
+<p class="letter">“P.P.S.—Half-a-crown
+would do, only I’d rather it was five bob.”</p>
+
+<p>And, on the back of the envelope,
+these words: “Or a bob would be better
+than nothing.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The outline of the case was as Mike
+had stated. But there were certain details of
+some importance which had not come to his notice when
+he sent the letter. On the Monday they were public
+property.</p>
+
+<p>The thing had happened after this
+fashion. At the conclusion of the day’s
+cricket, all those who had been playing in the four
+elevens which the school put into the field against
+the old boys, together with the school choir, were
+entertained by the headmaster to supper in the Great
+Hall. The banquet, lengthened by speeches, songs,
+and recitations which the reciters imagined to be
+songs, lasted, as a rule, till about ten o’clock,
+when the revellers were supposed to go back to their
+houses by the nearest route, and turn in. This
+was the official programme. The school usually
+performed it with certain modifications and improvements.</p>
+
+<p>About midway between Wrykyn, the school,
+and Wrykyn, the town, there stands on an island in
+the centre of the road a solitary lamp-post. It
+was the custom, and had been the custom for generations
+back, for the diners to trudge off to this lamp-post,
+dance round it for some minutes singing the school
+song or whatever happened to be the popular song of
+the moment, and then race back to their houses.
+Antiquity had given the custom a sort of sanctity,
+and the authorities, if they knew—which
+they must have done—never interfered.</p>
+
+<p>But there were others.</p>
+
+<p>Wrykyn, the town, was peculiarly rich
+in “gangs of youths.” Like the vast
+majority of the inhabitants of the place, they seemed
+to have no work of any kind whatsoever to occupy their
+time, which they used, accordingly, to spend prowling
+about and indulging in a mild, brainless, rural type
+of hooliganism. They seldom proceeded to practical
+rowdyism and never except with the school. As
+a rule, they amused themselves by shouting rude chaff.
+The school regarded them with a lofty contempt, much
+as an Oxford man regards the townee. The school
+was always anxious for a row, but it was the unwritten
+law that only in special circumstances should they
+proceed to active measures. A curious dislike
+for school-and-town rows and most misplaced severity
+in dealing with the offenders when they took place,
+were among the few flaws in the otherwise admirable
+character of the headmaster of Wrykyn. It was
+understood that one scragged bargees at one’s
+own risk, and, as a rule, it was not considered worth
+it.</p>
+
+<p>But after an excellent supper and
+much singing and joviality, one’s views are
+apt to alter. Risks which before supper seemed
+great, show a tendency to dwindle.</p>
+
+<p>When, therefore, the twenty or so
+Wrykynians who were dancing round the lamp-post were
+aware, in the midst of their festivities, that they
+were being observed and criticised by an equal number
+of townees, and that the criticisms were, as usual,
+essentially candid and personal, they found themselves
+forgetting the headmaster’s prejudices and feeling
+only that these outsiders must be put to the sword
+as speedily as possible, for the honour of the school.</p>
+
+<p>Possibly, if the town brigade had
+stuck to a purely verbal form of attack, all might
+yet have been peace. Words can be overlooked.</p>
+
+<p>But tomatoes cannot.</p>
+
+<p>No man of spirit can bear to be pelted
+with over-ripe tomatoes for any length of time without
+feeling that if the thing goes on much longer he will
+be reluctantly compelled to take steps.</p>
+
+<p>In the present crisis, the first tomato
+was enough to set matters moving.</p>
+
+<p>As the two armies stood facing each
+other in silence under the dim and mysterious rays
+of the lamp, it suddenly whizzed out from the enemy’s
+ranks, and hit Wyatt on the right ear.</p>
+
+<p>There was a moment of suspense.
+Wyatt took out his handkerchief and wiped his face,
+over which the succulent vegetable had spread itself.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know how you
+fellows are going to pass the evening,” he said
+quietly. “My idea of a good after-dinner
+game is to try and find the chap who threw that.
+Anybody coming?”</p>
+
+<p>For the first five minutes it was
+as even a fight as one could have wished to see.
+It raged up and down the road without a pause, now
+in a solid mass, now splitting up into little groups.
+The science was on the side of the school. Most
+Wrykynians knew how to box to a certain extent.
+But, at any rate at first, it was no time for science.
+To be scientific one must have an opponent who observes
+at least the more important rules of the ring.
+It is impossible to do the latest ducks and hooks
+taught you by the instructor if your antagonist butts
+you in the chest, and then kicks your shins, while
+some dear friend of his, of whose presence you had
+no idea, hits you at the same time on the back of
+the head. The greatest expert would lose his science
+in such circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>Probably what gave the school the
+victory in the end was the righteousness of their
+cause. They were smarting under a sense of injury,
+and there is nothing that adds a force to one’s
+blows and a recklessness to one’s style of delivering
+them more than a sense of injury.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt, one side of his face still
+showing traces of the tomato, led the school with
+a vigour that could not be resisted. He very seldom
+lost his temper, but he did draw the line at bad tomatoes.</p>
+
+<p>Presently the school noticed that
+the enemy were vanishing little by little into the
+darkness which concealed the town. Barely a dozen
+remained. And their lonely condition seemed to
+be borne in upon these by a simultaneous brain-wave,
+for they suddenly gave the fight up, and stampeded
+as one man.</p>
+
+<p>The leaders were beyond recall, but
+two remained, tackled low by Wyatt and Clowes after
+the fashion of the football-field.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The school gathered round its prisoners,
+panting. The scene of the conflict had shifted
+little by little to a spot some fifty yards from where
+it had started. By the side of the road at this
+point was a green, depressed looking pond. Gloomy
+in the daytime, it looked unspeakable at night.
+It struck Wyatt, whose finer feelings had been entirely
+blotted out by tomato, as an ideal place in which to
+bestow the captives.</p>
+
+<p>“Let’s chuck ’em in there,”
+he said.</p>
+
+<p>The idea was welcomed gladly by all,
+except the prisoners. A move was made towards
+the pond, and the procession had halted on the brink,
+when a new voice made itself heard.</p>
+
+<p>“Now then,” it said, “what’s
+all this?”</p>
+
+<p>A stout figure in policeman’s
+uniform was standing surveying them with the aid of
+a small bull’s-eye lantern.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s all this?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s all right,” said Wyatt.</p>
+
+<p>“All right, is it? What’s on?”</p>
+
+<p>One of the prisoners spoke.</p>
+
+<p>“Make ’em leave hold of
+us, Mr. Butt. They’re a-going to chuck us
+in the pond.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ho!” said the policeman,
+with a change in his voice. “Ho, are they?
+Come now, young gentleman, a lark’s a lark, but
+you ought to know where to stop.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s anything but a lark,”
+said Wyatt in the creamy voice he used when feeling
+particularly savage. “We’re the Strong
+Right Arm of Justice. That’s what we are.
+This isn’t a lark, it’s an execution.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t want none of
+your lip, whoever you are,” said Mr. Butt, understanding
+but dimly, and suspecting impudence by instinct.</p>
+
+<p>“This is quite a private matter,”
+said Wyatt. “You run along on your beat.
+You can’t do anything here.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ho!”</p>
+
+<p>“Shove ’em in, you chaps.”</p>
+
+<p>“Stop!” From Mr. Butt.</p>
+
+<p>“Oo-er!” From prisoner number one.</p>
+
+<p>There was a sounding splash as willing
+hands urged the first of the captives into the depths.
+He ploughed his way to the bank, scrambled out, and
+vanished.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt turned to the other prisoner.</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll have the worst
+of it, going in second. He’ll have churned
+up the mud a bit. Don’t swallow more than
+you can help, or you’ll go getting typhoid.
+I expect there are leeches and things there, but if
+you nip out quick they may not get on to you.
+Carry on, you chaps.”</p>
+
+<p>It was here that the regrettable incident
+occurred. Just as the second prisoner was being
+launched, Constable Butt, determined to assert himself
+even at the eleventh hour, sprang forward, and seized
+the captive by the arm. A drowning man will clutch
+at a straw. A man about to be hurled into an
+excessively dirty pond will clutch at a stout policeman.
+The prisoner did.</p>
+
+<p>Constable Butt represented his one
+link with dry land. As he came within reach he
+attached himself to his tunic with the vigour and
+concentration of a limpet.</p>
+
+<p>At the same moment the executioners
+gave their man the final heave. The policeman
+realised his peril too late. A medley of noises
+made the peaceful night hideous. A howl from
+the townee, a yell from the policeman, a cheer from
+the launching party, a frightened squawk from some
+birds in a neighbouring tree, and a splash compared
+with which the first had been as nothing, and all
+was over.</p>
+
+<p>The dark waters were lashed into a
+maelstrom; and then two streaming figures squelched
+up the further bank.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus2">
+<img src="images/jmike2.jpg" alt="THE DARK WATERS WERE LASHED INTO A MAELSTROM" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>The school stood in silent consternation.
+It was no occasion for light apologies.</p>
+
+<p>“Do you know,” said Wyatt,
+as he watched the Law shaking the water from itself
+on the other side of the pond, “I’m not
+half sure that we hadn’t better be moving!”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch9">
+CHAPTER IX<br/><br/>
+BEFORE THE STORM</a></h3>
+
+<p>Your real, devastating row has many
+points of resemblance with a prairie fire. A
+man on a prairie lights his pipe, and throws away the
+match. The flame catches a bunch of dry grass,
+and, before any one can realise what is happening,
+sheets of fire are racing over the country; and the
+interested neighbours are following their example.
+(I have already compared a row with a thunderstorm;
+but both comparisons may stand. In dealing with
+so vast a matter as a row there must be no stint.)</p>
+
+<p>The tomato which hit Wyatt in the
+face was the thrown-away match. But for the unerring
+aim of the town marksman great events would never
+have happened. A tomato is a trivial thing (though
+it is possible that the man whom it hits may not think
+so), but in the present case, it was the direct cause
+of epoch-making trouble.</p>
+
+<p>The tomato hit Wyatt. Wyatt,
+with others, went to look for the thrower. The
+remnants of the thrower’s friends were placed
+in the pond, and “with them,” as they
+say in the courts of law, Police Constable Alfred
+Butt.</p>
+
+<p>Following the chain of events, we
+find Mr. Butt, having prudently changed his clothes,
+calling upon the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster was grave and sympathetic;
+Mr. Butt fierce and revengeful.</p>
+
+<p>The imagination of the force is proverbial.
+Nurtured on motor-cars and fed with stop-watches,
+it has become world-famous. Mr. Butt gave free
+rein to it.</p>
+
+<p>“Threw me in, they did, sir. Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Threw you in!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir. <i>Plop</i>!” said Mr. Butt,
+with a certain sad relish.</p>
+
+<p>“Really, really!” said
+the headmaster. “Indeed! This is—dear
+me! I shall certainly—They threw you
+in!—Yes, I shall—certainly——”</p>
+
+<p>Encouraged by this appreciative reception
+of his story, Mr. Butt started it again, right from
+the beginning.</p>
+
+<p>
+“I was on my beat, sir, and I thought I heard a disturbance. I says to myself,
+‘’Allo,’ I says, ‘a frakkus. Lots of them all gathered together, and fighting.’
+I says, beginning to suspect something, ‘Wot’s this all about, I wonder?’ I
+says. ‘Blow me if I don’t think it’s a frakkus.’ And,” concluded Mr. Butt, with
+the air of one confiding a secret, “and it <i>was</i> a frakkus!”
+</p>
+
+<p>“And these boys actually threw you into the
+pond?”</p>
+
+<p>
+“<i>Plop</i>, sir! Mrs. Butt is drying my uniform at home at this very moment
+as we sit talking here, sir. She says to me, ‘Why, whatever <i>’ave</i> you
+been a-doing? You’re all wet.’ And,” he added, again with the confidential air,
+“I <i>was</i> wet, too. Wringin’ wet.”
+</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster’s frown deepened.</p>
+
+<p>“And you are certain that your assailants were
+boys from the school?”</p>
+
+<p>“Sure as I am that I’m
+sitting here, sir. They all ’ad their caps
+on their heads, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I have never heard of such
+a thing. I can hardly believe that it is possible.
+They actually seized you, and threw you into the water——”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Splish</i>, sir!”
+said the policeman, with a vividness of imagery both
+surprising and gratifying.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster tapped restlessly on
+the floor with his foot.</p>
+
+<p>“How many boys were there?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Couple of ’undred, sir,” said Mr.
+Butt promptly.</p>
+
+<p>“Two hundred!”</p>
+
+<p>“It was dark, sir, and I couldn’t
+see not to say properly; but if you ask me my frank
+and private opinion I should say couple of ’undred.”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m—Well,
+I will look into the matter at once. They shall
+be punished.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ye-e-s—H’m—Yes—Most
+severely.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes—Thank you, constable. Good-night.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good-night, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster of Wrykyn was not a
+motorist. Owing to this disadvantage he made
+a mistake. Had he been a motorist, he would have
+known that statements by the police in the matter of
+figures must be divided by any number from two to
+ten, according to discretion. As it was, he accepted
+Constable Butt’s report almost as it stood.
+He thought that he might possibly have been mistaken
+as to the exact numbers of those concerned in his
+immersion; but he accepted the statement in so far
+as it indicated that the thing had been the work of
+a considerable section of the school, and not of only
+one or two individuals. And this made all the
+difference to his method of dealing with the affair.
+Had he known how few were the numbers of those responsible
+for the cold in the head which subsequently attacked
+Constable Butt, he would have asked for their names,
+and an extra lesson would have settled the entire
+matter.</p>
+
+<p>As it was, however, he got the impression
+that the school, as a whole, was culpable, and he
+proceeded to punish the school as a whole.</p>
+
+<p>It happened that, about a week before
+the pond episode, a certain member of the Royal Family
+had recovered from a dangerous illness, which at one
+time had looked like being fatal. No official
+holiday had been given to the schools in honour of
+the recovery, but Eton and Harrow had set the example,
+which was followed throughout the kingdom, and Wrykyn
+had come into line with the rest. Only two days
+before the O.W.’s matches the headmaster had
+given out a notice in the hall that the following
+Friday would be a whole holiday; and the school, always
+ready to stop work, had approved of the announcement
+exceedingly.</p>
+
+<p>The step which the headmaster decided
+to take by way of avenging Mr. Butt’s wrongs
+was to stop this holiday.</p>
+
+<p>He gave out a notice to that effect on the Monday.</p>
+
+<p>The school was thunderstruck.
+It could not understand it. The pond affair had,
+of course, become public property; and those who had
+had nothing to do with it had been much amused.
+“There’ll be a frightful row about it,”
+they had said, thrilled with the pleasant excitement
+of those who see trouble approaching and themselves
+looking on from a comfortable distance without risk
+or uneasiness. They were not malicious.
+They did not want to see their friends in difficulties.
+But there is no denying that a row does break the
+monotony of a school term. The thrilling feeling
+that something is going to happen is the salt of life....</p>
+
+<p>And here they were, right in it after
+all. The blow had fallen, and crushed guilty
+and innocent alike.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The school’s attitude can be
+summed up in three words. It was one vast, blank,
+astounded “Here, I say!”</p>
+
+<p>Everybody was saying it, though not
+always in those words. When condensed, everybody’s
+comment on the situation came to that.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>There is something rather pathetic
+in the indignation of a school. It must always,
+or nearly always, expend itself in words, and in private
+at that. Even the consolation of getting on to
+platforms and shouting at itself is denied to it.
+A public school has no Hyde Park.</p>
+
+<p>There is every probability—in
+fact, it is certain—that, but for one malcontent,
+the school’s indignation would have been allowed
+to simmer down in the usual way, and finally become
+a mere vague memory.</p>
+
+<p>The malcontent was Wyatt. He
+had been responsible for the starting of the matter,
+and he proceeded now to carry it on till it blazed
+up into the biggest thing of its kind ever known at
+Wrykyn—the Great Picnic.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Any one who knows the public schools,
+their ironbound conservatism, and, as a whole, intense
+respect for order and authority, will appreciate the
+magnitude of his feat, even though he may not approve
+of it. Leaders of men are rare. Leaders of
+boys are almost unknown. It requires genius to
+sway a school.</p>
+
+<p>It would be an absorbing task for
+a psychologist to trace the various stages by which
+an impossibility was changed into a reality. Wyatt’s
+coolness and matter-of-fact determination were his
+chief weapons. His popularity and reputation
+for lawlessness helped him. A conversation which
+he had with Neville-Smith, a day-boy, is typical of
+the way in which he forced his point of view on the
+school.</p>
+
+<p>Neville-Smith was thoroughly representative
+of the average Wrykynian. He could play his part
+in any minor “rag” which interested him,
+and probably considered himself, on the whole, a daring
+sort of person. But at heart he had an enormous
+respect for authority. Before he came to Wyatt,
+he would not have dreamed of proceeding beyond words
+in his revolt. Wyatt acted on him like some drug.</p>
+
+<p>Neville-Smith came upon Wyatt on his
+way to the nets. The notice concerning the holiday
+had only been given out that morning, and he was full
+of it. He expressed his opinion of the headmaster
+freely and in well-chosen words. He said it was
+a swindle, that it was all rot, and that it was a
+beastly shame. He added that something ought to
+be done about it.</p>
+
+<p>“What are you going to do?” asked Wyatt.</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” said Neville-Smith
+a little awkwardly, guiltily conscious that he had
+been frothing, and scenting sarcasm, “I don’t
+suppose one can actually <i>do</i> anything.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why not?” said Wyatt.</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why don’t you take the holiday?”</p>
+
+<p>“What? Not turn up on Friday!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. I’m not going to.”</p>
+
+<p>Neville-Smith stopped and stared. Wyatt was unmoved.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re what?”</p>
+
+<p>“I simply sha’n’t go to school.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re rotting.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, but, I say, ragging barred.
+Are you just going to cut off, though the holiday’s
+been stopped?”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s the idea.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll get sacked.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose so. But only
+because I shall be the only one to do it. If
+the whole school took Friday off, they couldn’t
+do much. They couldn’t sack the whole school.”</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove, nor could they! I say!”</p>
+
+<p>They walked on, Neville-Smith’s mind in a whirl,
+Wyatt whistling.</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” said Neville-Smith
+after a pause. “It would be a bit of a
+rag.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not bad.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you think the chaps would do it?”</p>
+
+<p>“If they understood they wouldn’t be alone.”</p>
+
+<p>Another pause.</p>
+
+<p>“Shall I ask some of them?” said Neville-Smith.</p>
+
+<p>“Do.”</p>
+
+<p>“I could get quite a lot, I believe.”</p>
+
+<p>“That would be a start, wouldn’t
+it? I could get a couple of dozen from Wain’s.
+We should be forty or fifty strong to start with.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, what a score, wouldn’t it be?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll speak to the chaps to-night, and
+let you know.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” said Wyatt.
+“Tell them that I shall be going anyhow.
+I should be glad of a little company.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The school turned in on the Thursday
+night in a restless, excited way. There were
+mysterious whisperings and gigglings. Groups kept
+forming in corners apart, to disperse casually and
+innocently on the approach of some person in authority.</p>
+
+<p>An air of expectancy permeated each of the houses.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch10">
+CHAPTER X<br/><br/>
+THE GREAT PICNIC</a></h3>
+
+<p>Morning school at Wrykyn started at
+nine o’clock. At that hour there was a
+call-over in each of the form-rooms. After call-over
+the forms proceeded to the Great Hall for prayers.</p>
+
+<p>A strangely desolate feeling was in
+the air at nine o’clock on the Friday morning.
+Sit in the grounds of a public school any afternoon
+in the summer holidays, and you will get exactly the
+same sensation of being alone in the world as came
+to the dozen or so day-boys who bicycled through the
+gates that morning. Wrykyn was a boarding-school
+for the most part, but it had its leaven of day-boys.
+The majority of these lived in the town, and walked
+to school. A few, however, whose homes were farther
+away, came on bicycles. One plutocrat did the
+journey in a motor-car, rather to the scandal of the
+authorities, who, though unable to interfere, looked
+askance when compelled by the warning toot of the
+horn to skip from road to pavement. A form-master
+has the strongest objection to being made to skip like
+a young ram by a boy to whom he has only the day before
+given a hundred lines for shuffling his feet in form.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed curious to these cyclists
+that there should be nobody about. Punctuality
+is the politeness of princes, but it was not a leading
+characteristic of the school; and at three minutes
+to nine, as a general rule, you might see the gravel
+in front of the buildings freely dotted with sprinters,
+trying to get in in time to answer their names.</p>
+
+<p>It was curious that there should be
+nobody about to-day. A wave of reform could scarcely
+have swept through the houses during the night.</p>
+
+<p>And yet—where was everybody?</p>
+
+<p>Time only deepened the mystery.
+The form-rooms, like the gravel, were empty.</p>
+
+<p>The cyclists looked at one another
+in astonishment. What could it mean?</p>
+
+<p>It was an occasion on which sane people
+wonder if their brains are not playing them some unaccountable
+trick.</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” said Willoughby,
+of the Lower Fifth, to Brown, the only other occupant
+of the form-room, “the old man <i>did</i> stop
+the holiday to-day, didn’t he?”</p>
+
+<p>“Just what I was going to ask
+you,” said Brown. “It’s jolly
+rum. I distinctly remember him giving it out
+in hall that it was going to be stopped because of
+the O.W.’s day row.”</p>
+
+<p>“So do I. I can’t make it out. Where
+<i>is</i> everybody?”</p>
+
+<p>“They can’t <i>all</i> be late.”</p>
+
+<p>“Somebody would have turned up by now.
+Why, it’s just striking.”</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps he sent another notice
+round the houses late last night, saying it was on
+again all right. I say, what a swindle if he did.
+Some one might have let us know. I should have
+got up an hour later.”</p>
+
+<p>“So should I.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, here <i>is</i> somebody.”</p>
+
+<p>It was the master of the Lower Fifth,
+Mr. Spence. He walked briskly into the room,
+as was his habit. Seeing the obvious void, he
+stopped in his stride, and looked puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>“Willoughby. Brown. Are you the only
+two here? Where is everybody?”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, we don’t know. We were
+just wondering.”</p>
+
+<p>“Have you seen nobody?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“We were just wondering, sir,
+if the holiday had been put on again, after all.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve heard nothing about
+it. I should have received some sort of intimation
+if it had been.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you mean to say that you have seen <i>nobody</i>,
+Brown?”</p>
+
+<p>“Only about a dozen fellows,
+sir. The usual lot who come on bikes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“None of the boarders?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir. Not a single one.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is extraordinary.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Spence pondered.</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” he said, “you
+two fellows had better go along up to Hall. I
+shall go to the Common Room and make inquiries.
+Perhaps, as you say, there is a holiday to-day, and
+the notice was not brought to me.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Spence told himself, as he walked
+to the Common Room, that this might be a possible
+solution of the difficulty. He was not a house-master,
+and lived by himself in rooms in the town. It
+was just conceivable that they might have forgotten
+to tell him of the change in the arrangements.</p>
+
+<p>But in the Common Room the same perplexity
+reigned. Half a dozen masters were seated round
+the room, and a few more were standing. And they
+were all very puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>A brisk conversation was going on.
+Several voices hailed Mr. Spence as he entered.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, Spence. Are you alone in the world
+too?”</p>
+
+<p>“Any of your boys turned up, Spence?”</p>
+
+<p>“You in the same condition as we are, Spence?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Spence seated himself on the table.</p>
+
+<p>“Haven’t any of your fellows turned up,
+either?” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“When I accepted the honourable
+post of Lower Fourth master in this abode of sin,”
+said Mr. Seymour, “it was on the distinct understanding
+that there was going to <i>be</i> a Lower Fourth.
+Yet I go into my form-room this morning, and what
+do I find? Simply Emptiness, and Pickersgill II.
+whistling ‘The Church Parade,’ all flat.
+I consider I have been hardly treated.”</p>
+
+<p>“I have no complaint to make
+against Brown and Willoughby, as individuals,”
+said Mr. Spence; “but, considered as a form,
+I call them short measure.”</p>
+
+<p>“I confess that I am entirely
+at a loss,” said Mr. Shields precisely.
+“I have never been confronted with a situation
+like this since I became a schoolmaster.”</p>
+
+<p>“It is most mysterious,”
+agreed Mr. Wain, plucking at his beard. “Exceedingly
+so.”</p>
+
+<p>The younger masters, notably Mr. Spence
+and Mr. Seymour, had begun to look on the thing as
+a huge jest.</p>
+
+<p>“We had better teach ourselves,”
+said Mr. Seymour. “Spence, do a hundred
+lines for laughing in form.”</p>
+
+<p>The door burst open.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, here’s another
+scholastic Little Bo-Peep,” said Mr. Seymour.
+“Well, Appleby, have you lost your sheep, too?”</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t mean to tell me——”
+began Mr. Appleby.</p>
+
+<p>“I do,” said Mr. Seymour.
+“Here we are, fifteen of us, all good men and
+true, graduates of our Universities, and, as far as
+I can see, if we divide up the boys who have come
+to school this morning on fair share-and-share-alike
+lines, it will work out at about two-thirds of a boy
+each. Spence, will you take a third of Pickersgill
+II.?”</p>
+
+<p>“I want none of your charity,”
+said Mr. Spence loftily. “You don’t
+seem to realise that I’m the best off of you
+all. I’ve got two in my form. It’s
+no good offering me your Pickersgills. I simply
+haven’t room for them.”</p>
+
+<p>“What does it all mean?” exclaimed Mr.
+Appleby.</p>
+
+<p>“If you ask me,” said
+Mr. Seymour, “I should say that it meant that
+the school, holding the sensible view that first thoughts
+are best, have ignored the head’s change of
+mind, and are taking their holiday as per original
+programme.”</p>
+
+<p>“They surely cannot——!”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, where are they then?”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you seriously mean that
+the entire school has—has <i>rebelled</i>?”</p>
+
+<p>“‘Nay, sire,’” quoted Mr.
+Spence, “‘a revolution!’”</p>
+
+<p>“I never heard of such a thing!”</p>
+
+<p>“We’re making history,” said Mr.
+Seymour.</p>
+
+<p>“It will be rather interesting,”
+said Mr. Spence, “to see how the head will deal
+with a situation like this. One can rely on him
+to do the statesman-like thing, but I’m bound
+to say I shouldn’t care to be in his place.
+It seems to me these boys hold all the cards.
+You can’t expel a whole school. There’s
+safety in numbers. The thing is colossal.”</p>
+
+<p>“It is deplorable,” said Mr. Wain, with
+austerity. “Exceedingly so.”</p>
+
+<p>“I try to think so,” said
+Mr. Spence, “but it’s a struggle.
+There’s a Napoleonic touch about the business
+that appeals to one. Disorder on a small scale
+is bad, but this is immense. I’ve never
+heard of anything like it at any public school.
+When I was at Winchester, my last year there, there
+was pretty nearly a revolution because the captain
+of cricket was expelled on the eve of the Eton match.
+I remember making inflammatory speeches myself on
+that occasion. But we stopped on the right side
+of the line. We were satisfied with growling.
+But this——!”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Seymour got up.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s an ill wind,”
+he said. “With any luck we ought to get
+the day off, and it’s ideal weather for a holiday.
+The head can hardly ask us to sit indoors, teaching
+nobody. If I have to stew in my form-room all
+day, instructing Pickersgill II., I shall make things
+exceedingly sultry for that youth. He will wish
+that the Pickersgill progeny had stopped short at
+his elder brother. He will not value life.
+In the meantime, as it’s already ten past, hadn’t
+we better be going up to Hall to see what the orders
+of the day <i>are</i>?”</p>
+
+<p>
+“Look at Shields,” said Mr. Spence. “He might be posing for a statue to be
+called ‘Despair!’ He reminds me of Macduff. <i>Macbeth</i>, Act iv., somewhere
+near the end. ‘What, all my pretty chickens, at one fell swoop?’ That’s what
+Shields is saying to himself.”
+</p>
+
+<p>“It’s all very well to
+make a joke of it, Spence,” said Mr. Shields
+querulously, “but it is most disturbing.
+Most.”</p>
+
+<p>“Exceedingly,” agreed Mr. Wain.</p>
+
+<p>The bereaved company of masters walked
+on up the stairs that led to the Great Hall.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch11">
+CHAPTER XI<br/><br/>
+THE CONCLUSION OF THE PICNIC</a></h3>
+
+<p>If the form-rooms had been lonely,
+the Great Hall was doubly, trebly, so. It was
+a vast room, stretching from side to side of the middle
+block, and its ceiling soared up into a distant dome.
+At one end was a dais and an organ, and at intervals
+down the room stood long tables. The panels were
+covered with the names of Wrykynians who had won scholarships
+at Oxford and Cambridge, and of Old Wrykynians who
+had taken first in Mods or Greats, or achieved any
+other recognised success, such as a place in the Indian
+Civil Service list. A silent testimony, these
+panels, to the work the school had done in the world.</p>
+
+<p>Nobody knew exactly how many the Hall
+could hold, when packed to its fullest capacity.
+The six hundred odd boys at the school seemed to leave
+large gaps unfilled.</p>
+
+<p>This morning there was a mere handful,
+and the place looked worse than empty.</p>
+
+<p>The Sixth Form were there, and the
+school prefects. The Great Picnic had not affected
+their numbers. The Sixth stood by their table
+in a solid group. The other tables were occupied
+by ones and twos. A buzz of conversation was
+going on, which did not cease when the masters filed
+into the room and took their places. Every one
+realised by this time that the biggest row in Wrykyn
+history was well under way; and the thing had to be
+discussed.</p>
+
+<p>In the Masters’ library Mr.
+Wain and Mr. Shields, the spokesmen of the Common
+Room, were breaking the news to the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster was a man who rarely
+betrayed emotion in his public capacity. He heard
+Mr. Shields’s rambling remarks, punctuated by
+Mr. Wain’s “Exceedinglys,” to an
+end. Then he gathered up his cap and gown.</p>
+
+<p>“You say that the whole school
+is absent?” he remarked quietly.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Shields, in a long-winded flow
+of words, replied that that was what he did say.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah!” said the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>There was a silence.</p>
+
+<p>“’M!” said the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>There was another silence.</p>
+
+<p>“Ye—e—s!” said the
+headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>He then led the way into the Hall.</p>
+
+<p>Conversation ceased abruptly as he
+entered. The school, like an audience at a theatre
+when the hero has just appeared on the stage, felt
+that the serious interest of the drama had begun.
+There was a dead silence at every table as he strode
+up the room and on to the dais.</p>
+
+<p>There was something Titanic in his
+calmness. Every eye was on his face as he passed
+up the Hall, but not a sign of perturbation could the
+school read. To judge from his expression, he
+might have been unaware of the emptiness around him.</p>
+
+<p>The master who looked after the music
+of the school, and incidentally accompanied the hymn
+with which prayers at Wrykyn opened, was waiting,
+puzzled, at the foot of the dais. It seemed improbable
+that things would go on as usual, and he did not know
+whether he was expected to be at the organ, or not.
+The headmaster’s placid face reassured him.
+He went to his post.</p>
+
+<p>The hymn began. It was a long
+hymn, and one which the school liked for its swing
+and noise. As a rule, when it was sung, the Hall
+re-echoed. To-day, the thin sound of the voices
+had quite an uncanny effect. The organ boomed
+through the deserted room.</p>
+
+<p>The school, or the remnants of it,
+waited impatiently while the prefect whose turn it
+was to read stammered nervously through the lesson.
+They were anxious to get on to what the Head was going
+to say at the end of prayers. At last it was
+over. The school waited, all ears.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster bent down from the
+dais and called to Firby-Smith, who was standing in
+his place with the Sixth.</p>
+
+<p>The Gazeka, blushing warmly, stepped forward.</p>
+
+<p>“Bring me a school list, Firby-Smith,”
+said the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>The Gazeka was wearing a pair of very
+squeaky boots that morning. They sounded deafening
+as he walked out of the room.</p>
+
+<p>The school waited.</p>
+
+<p>Presently a distant squeaking was
+heard, and Firby-Smith returned, bearing a large sheet
+of paper.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster thanked him, and spread it out on the
+reading-desk.</p>
+
+<p>Then, calmly, as if it were an occurrence
+of every day, he began to call the roll.</p>
+
+<p>“Abney.”</p>
+
+<p>No answer.</p>
+
+<p>“Adams.”</p>
+
+<p>No answer.</p>
+
+<p>“Allenby.”</p>
+
+<p>“Here, sir,” from a table
+at the end of the room. Allenby was a prefect,
+in the Science Sixth.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster made a mark against his name with a
+pencil.</p>
+
+<p>“Arkwright.”</p>
+
+<p>No answer.</p>
+
+<p>He began to call the names more rapidly.</p>
+
+<p>“Arlington. Arthur. Ashe. Aston.”</p>
+
+<p>“Here, sir,” in a shrill treble from the
+rider in motorcars.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster made another tick.</p>
+
+<p>The list came to an end after what
+seemed to the school an unconscionable time, and he
+rolled up the paper again, and stepped to the edge
+of the dais.</p>
+
+<p>“All boys not in the Sixth Form,”
+he said, “will go to their form-rooms and get
+their books and writing-materials, and return to the
+Hall.”</p>
+
+<p>(“Good work,” murmured Mr. Seymour
+to himself. “Looks as if we should get
+that holiday after all.”)</p>
+
+<p>“The Sixth Form will go to their
+form-room as usual. I should like to speak to
+the masters for a moment.”</p>
+
+<p>He nodded dismissal to the school.</p>
+
+<p>The masters collected on the daïs.</p>
+
+<p>“I find that I shall not require
+your services to-day,” said the headmaster.
+“If you will kindly set the boys in your forms
+some work that will keep them occupied, I will look
+after them here. It is a lovely day,” he
+added, with a smile, “and I am sure you will
+all enjoy yourselves a great deal more in the open
+air.”</p>
+
+<p>“That,” said Mr. Seymour
+to Mr. Spence, as they went downstairs, “is
+what I call a genuine sportsman.”</p>
+
+<p>“My opinion neatly expressed,”
+said Mr. Spence. “Come on the river.
+Or shall we put up a net, and have a knock?”</p>
+
+<p>“River, I think. Meet you at the boat-house.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right. Don’t be long.”</p>
+
+<p>“If every day were run on these
+lines, school-mastering wouldn’t be such a bad
+profession. I wonder if one could persuade one’s
+form to run amuck as a regular thing.”</p>
+
+<p>“Pity one can’t.
+It seems to me the ideal state of things. Ensures
+the greatest happiness of the greatest number.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say! Suppose the school
+has gone up the river, too, and we meet them!
+What shall we do?”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank them,” said Mr.
+Spence, “most kindly. They’ve done
+us well.”</p>
+
+<p>The school had not gone up the river.
+They had marched in a solid body, with the school
+band at their head playing Sousa, in the direction
+of Worfield, a market town of some importance, distant
+about five miles. Of what they did and what the
+natives thought of it all, no very distinct records
+remain. The thing is a tradition on the countryside
+now, an event colossal and heroic, to be talked about
+in the tap-room of the village inn during the long
+winter evenings. The papers got hold of it, but
+were curiously misled as to the nature of the demonstration.
+This was the fault of the reporter on the staff of
+the <i>Worfield Intelligencer and Farmers’ Guide</i>,
+who saw in the thing a legitimate “march-out,”
+and, questioning a straggler as to the reason for
+the expedition and gathering foggily that the restoration
+to health of the Eminent Person was at the bottom of
+it, said so in his paper. And two days later,
+at about the time when Retribution had got seriously
+to work, the <i>Daily Mail</i> reprinted the account,
+with comments and elaborations, and headed it “Loyal
+Schoolboys.” The writer said that great
+credit was due to the headmaster of Wrykyn for his
+ingenuity in devising and organising so novel a thanksgiving
+celebration. And there was the usual conversation
+between “a rosy-cheeked lad of some sixteen
+summers” and “our representative,”
+in which the rosy-cheeked one spoke most kindly of
+the head-master, who seemed to be a warm personal
+friend of his.</p>
+
+<p>The remarkable thing about the Great
+Picnic was its orderliness. Considering that
+five hundred and fifty boys were ranging the country
+in a compact mass, there was wonderfully little damage
+done to property. Wyatt’s genius did not
+stop short at organising the march. In addition,
+he arranged a system of officers which effectually
+controlled the animal spirits of the rank and file.
+The prompt and decisive way in which rioters were
+dealt with during the earlier stages of the business
+proved a wholesome lesson to others who would have
+wished to have gone and done likewise. A spirit
+of martial law reigned over the Great Picnic.
+And towards the end of the day fatigue kept the rowdy-minded
+quiet.</p>
+
+<p>At Worfield the expedition lunched.
+It was not a market-day, fortunately, or the confusion
+in the narrow streets would have been hopeless.
+On ordinary days Worfield was more or less deserted.
+It is astonishing that the resources of the little
+town were equal to satisfying the needs of the picnickers.
+They descended on the place like an army of locusts.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt, as generalissimo of the expedition,
+walked into the “Grasshopper and Ant,”
+the leading inn of the town.</p>
+
+<p>“Anything I can do for you,
+sir?” inquired the landlord politely.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, please,” said Wyatt,
+“I want lunch for five hundred and fifty.”</p>
+
+<p>That was the supreme moment in mine
+host’s life. It was his big subject of
+conversation ever afterwards. He always told that
+as his best story, and he always ended with the words,
+“You could ha’ knocked me down with a
+feather!”</p>
+
+<p>The first shock over, the staff of
+the “Grasshopper and Ant” bustled about.
+Other inns were called upon for help. Private
+citizens rallied round with bread, jam, and apples.
+And the army lunched sumptuously.</p>
+
+<p>In the early afternoon they rested,
+and as evening began to fall, the march home was started.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>At the school, net practice was just
+coming to an end when, faintly, as the garrison of
+Lucknow heard the first skirl of the pipes of the
+relieving force, those on the grounds heard the strains
+of the school band and a murmur of many voices.
+Presently the sounds grew more distinct, and up the
+Wrykyn road came marching the vanguard of the column,
+singing the school song. They looked weary but
+cheerful.</p>
+
+<p>As the army drew near to the school,
+it melted away little by little, each house claiming
+its representatives. At the school gates only
+a handful were left.</p>
+
+<p>Bob Jackson, walking back to Donaldson’s,
+met Wyatt at the gate, and gazed at him, speechless.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo,” said Wyatt, “been
+to the nets? I wonder if there’s time for
+a ginger-beer before the shop shuts.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch12">
+CHAPTER XII<br/><br/>
+MIKE GETS HIS CHANCE</a></h3>
+
+<p>The headmaster was quite bland and
+business-like about it all. There were no impassioned
+addresses from the dais. He did not tell the
+school that it ought to be ashamed of itself.
+Nor did he say that he should never have thought it
+of them. Prayers on the Saturday morning were
+marked by no unusual features. There was, indeed,
+a stir of excitement when he came to the edge of the
+dais, and cleared his throat as a preliminary to making
+an announcement. Now for it, thought the school.</p>
+
+<p>This was the announcement.</p>
+
+<p>“There has been an outbreak
+of chicken-pox in the town. All streets except
+the High Street will in consequence be out of bounds
+till further notice.”</p>
+
+<p>He then gave the nod of dismissal.</p>
+
+<p>The school streamed downstairs, marvelling.</p>
+
+<p>The less astute of the picnickers,
+unmindful of the homely proverb about hallooing before
+leaving the wood, were openly exulting. It seemed
+plain to them that the headmaster, baffled by the magnitude
+of the thing, had resolved to pursue the safe course
+of ignoring it altogether. To lie low is always
+a shrewd piece of tactics, and there seemed no reason
+why the Head should not have decided on it in the
+present instance.</p>
+
+<p>Neville-Smith was among these premature rejoicers.</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” he chuckled,
+overtaking Wyatt in the cloisters, “this is all
+right, isn’t it! He’s funked it.
+I thought he would. Finds the job too big to
+tackle.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt was damping.</p>
+
+<p>“My dear chap,” he said,
+“it’s not over yet by a long chalk.
+It hasn’t started yet.”</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean? Why didn’t he
+say anything about it in Hall, then?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why should he? Have you ever had tick
+at a shop?”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course I have. What do you mean?
+Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, they didn’t send
+in the bill right away. But it came all right.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you think he’s going to do something,
+then?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rather. You wait.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt was right.</p>
+
+<p>Between ten and eleven on Wednesdays
+and Saturdays old Bates, the school sergeant, used
+to copy out the names of those who were in extra lesson,
+and post them outside the school shop. The school
+inspected the list during the quarter to eleven interval.</p>
+
+<p>To-day, rushing to the shop for its
+midday bun, the school was aware of a vast sheet of
+paper where usually there was but a small one.
+They surged round it. Buns were forgotten.
+What was it?</p>
+
+<p>Then the meaning of the notice flashed
+upon them. The headmaster had acted. This
+bloated document was the extra lesson list, swollen
+with names as a stream swells with rain. It was
+a comprehensive document. It left out little.</p>
+
+<p>“The following boys will go
+in to extra lesson this afternoon and next Wednesday,”
+it began. And “the following boys”
+numbered four hundred.</p>
+
+<p>“Bates must have got writer’s
+cramp,” said Clowes, as he read the huge scroll.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Wyatt met Mike after school, as they
+went back to the house.</p>
+
+<p>“Seen the ‘extra’
+list?” he remarked. “None of the kids
+are in it, I notice. Only the bigger fellows.
+Rather a good thing. I’m glad you got off.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks,” said Mike, who
+was walking a little stiffly. “I don’t
+know what you call getting off. It seems to me
+you’re the chaps who got off.”</p>
+
+<p>“How do you mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“We got tanned,” said Mike ruefully.</p>
+
+<p>“What!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. Everybody below the Upper Fourth.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt roared with laughter.</p>
+
+<p>“By Gad,” he said, “he
+is an old sportsman. I never saw such a man.
+He lowers all records.”</p>
+
+<p>“Glad you think it funny.
+You wouldn’t have if you’d been me.
+I was one of the first to get it. He was quite
+fresh.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sting?”</p>
+
+<p>“Should think it did.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, buck up. Don’t break down.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not breaking down,” said Mike
+indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>“All right, I thought you weren’t.
+Anyhow, you’re better off than I am.”</p>
+
+<p>“An extra’s nothing much,” said
+Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“It is when it happens to come on the same day
+as the M.C.C. match.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, by Jove! I forgot.
+That’s next Wednesday, isn’t it? You
+won’t be able to play!”</p>
+
+<p>“No.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, what rot!”</p>
+
+<p>“It is, rather. Still,
+nobody can say I didn’t ask for it. If one
+goes out of one’s way to beg and beseech the
+Old Man to put one in extra, it would be a little
+rough on him to curse him when he does it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I should be awfully sick, if it were me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it isn’t you, so
+you’re all right. You’ll probably
+get my place in the team.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike smiled dutifully at what he supposed to be a
+humorous sally.</p>
+
+<p>“Or, rather, one of the places,”
+continued Wyatt, who seemed to be sufficiently in
+earnest. “They’ll put a bowler in
+instead of me. Probably Druce. But there’ll
+be several vacancies. Let’s see. Me.
+Adams. Ashe. Any more? No, that’s
+the lot. I should think they’d give you
+a chance.”</p>
+
+<p>“You needn’t rot,”
+said Mike uncomfortably. He had his day-dreams,
+like everybody else, and they always took the form
+of playing for the first eleven (and, incidentally,
+making a century in record time). To have to
+listen while the subject was talked about lightly made
+him hot and prickly all over.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not rotting,”
+said Wyatt seriously, “I’ll suggest it
+to Burgess to-night.”</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t think there’s
+any chance of it, really, do you?” said Mike
+awkwardly.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t see why not?
+Buck up in the scratch game this afternoon. Fielding
+especially. Burgess is simply mad on fielding.
+I don’t blame him either, especially as he’s
+a bowler himself. He’d shove a man into
+the team like a shot, whatever his batting was like,
+if his fielding was something extra special.
+So you field like a demon this afternoon, and I’ll
+carry on the good work in the evening.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” said Mike, overcome,
+“it’s awfully decent of you, Wyatt.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Billy Burgess, captain of Wrykyn cricket,
+was a genial giant, who seldom allowed himself to
+be ruffled. The present was one of the rare occasions
+on which he permitted himself that luxury. Wyatt
+found him in his study, shortly before lock-up, full
+of strange oaths, like the soldier in Shakespeare.</p>
+
+<p>“You rotter! You rotter!
+You <i>worm</i>!” he observed crisply, as Wyatt
+appeared.</p>
+
+<p>“Dear old Billy!” said
+Wyatt. “Come on, give me a kiss, and let’s
+be friends.”</p>
+
+<p>“You——!”</p>
+
+<p>“William! William!”</p>
+
+<p>“If it wasn’t illegal,
+I’d like to tie you and Ashe and that blackguard
+Adams up in a big sack, and drop you into the river.
+And I’d jump on the sack first. What do
+you mean by letting the team down like this?
+I know you were at the bottom of it all.”</p>
+
+<p>He struggled into his shirt—he
+was changing after a bath—and his face
+popped wrathfully out at the other end.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m awfully sorry, Bill,”
+said Wyatt. “The fact is, in the excitement
+of the moment the M.C.C. match went clean out of my
+mind.”</p>
+
+<p>“You haven’t got a mind,”
+grumbled Burgess. “You’ve got a cheap
+brown paper substitute. That’s your trouble.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt turned the conversation tactfully.</p>
+
+<p>“How many wickets did you get to-day?”
+he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Eight. For a hundred and
+three. I was on the spot. Young Jackson
+caught a hot one off me at third man. That kid’s
+good.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why don’t you play him
+against the M.C.C. on Wednesday?” said Wyatt,
+jumping at his opportunity.</p>
+
+<p>“What? Are you sitting on my left shoe?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. There it is in the corner.”</p>
+
+<p>“Right ho!... What were you saying?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why not play young Jackson for the first?”</p>
+
+<p>“Too small.”</p>
+
+<p>“Rot. What does size matter?
+Cricket isn’t footer. Besides, he isn’t
+small. He’s as tall as I am.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose he is. Dash, I’ve dropped
+my stud.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt waited patiently till he had
+retrieved it. Then he returned to the attack.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s as good a bat as his brother, and
+a better field.”</p>
+
+<p>“Old Bob can’t field for
+toffee. I will say that for him. Dropped
+a sitter off me to-day. Why the deuce fellows
+can’t hold catches when they drop slowly into
+their mouths I’m hanged if I can see.”</p>
+
+<p>“You play him,” said Wyatt.
+“Just give him a trial. That kid’s
+a genius at cricket. He’s going to be better
+than any of his brothers, even Joe. Give him
+a shot.”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>“You know, it’s a bit
+risky,” he said. “With you three lunatics
+out of the team we can’t afford to try many
+experiments. Better stick to the men at the top
+of the second.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt got up, and kicked the wall
+as a vent for his feelings.</p>
+
+<p>“You rotter,” he said.
+“Can’t you <i>see</i> when you’ve
+got a good man? Here’s this kid waiting
+for you ready made with a style like Trumper’s,
+and you rave about top men in the second, chaps who
+play forward at everything, and pat half-volleys back
+to the bowler! Do you realise that your only
+chance of being known to Posterity is as the man who
+gave M. Jackson his colours at Wrykyn? In a few
+years he’ll be playing for England, and you’ll
+think it a favour if he nods to you in the pav. at
+Lord’s. When you’re a white-haired
+old man you’ll go doddering about, gassing to
+your grandchildren, poor kids, how you ‘discovered’
+M. Jackson. It’ll be the only thing they’ll
+respect you for.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt stopped for breath.</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” said Burgess,
+“I’ll think it over. Frightful gift
+of the gab you’ve got, Wyatt.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good,” said Wyatt.
+“Think it over. And don’t forget what
+I said about the grandchildren. You would like
+little Wyatt Burgess and the other little Burgesses
+to respect you in your old age, wouldn’t you?
+Very well, then. So long. The bell went
+ages ago. I shall be locked out.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>On the Monday morning Mike passed
+the notice-board just as Burgess turned away from
+pinning up the list of the team to play the M.C.C.
+He read it, and his heart missed a beat. For,
+bottom but one, just above the W. B. Burgess, was
+a name that leaped from the paper at him. His
+own name.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch13">
+CHAPTER XIII<br/><br/>
+THE M.C.C. MATCH</a></h3>
+
+<p>If the day happens to be fine, there
+is a curious, dream-like atmosphere about the opening
+stages of a first eleven match. Everything seems
+hushed and expectant. The rest of the school have
+gone in after the interval at eleven o’clock,
+and you are alone on the grounds with a cricket-bag.
+The only signs of life are a few pedestrians on the
+road beyond the railings and one or two blazer and
+flannel-clad forms in the pavilion. The sense
+of isolation is trying to the nerves, and a school
+team usually bats 25 per cent. better after lunch,
+when the strangeness has worn off.</p>
+
+<p>Mike walked across from Wain’s,
+where he had changed, feeling quite hollow. He
+could almost have cried with pure fright. Bob
+had shouted after him from a window as he passed Donaldson’s,
+to wait, so that they could walk over together; but
+conversation was the last thing Mike desired at that
+moment.</p>
+
+<p>He had almost reached the pavilion
+when one of the M.C.C. team came down the steps, saw
+him, and stopped dead.</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove, Saunders!” cried Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, Master Mike!”</p>
+
+<p>The professional beamed, and quite
+suddenly, the lost, hopeless feeling left Mike.
+He felt as cheerful as if he and Saunders had met
+in the meadow at home, and were just going to begin
+a little quiet net-practice.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, Master Mike, you don’t
+mean to say you’re playing for the school already?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike nodded happily.</p>
+
+<p>“Isn’t it ripping,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Saunders slapped his leg in a sort of ecstasy.</p>
+
+<p>“Didn’t I always say it,
+sir,” he chuckled. “Wasn’t I
+right? I used to say to myself it ’ud be
+a pretty good school team that ’ud leave you
+out.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course, I’m only playing
+as a sub., you know. Three chaps are in extra,
+and I got one of the places.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you’ll make a hundred
+to-day, Master Mike, and then they’ll have to
+put you in.”</p>
+
+<p>“Wish I could!”</p>
+
+<p>“Master Joe’s come down with the Club,”
+said Saunders.</p>
+
+<p>“Joe! Has he really? How ripping!
+Hullo, here he is. Hullo, Joe?”</p>
+
+<p>The greatest of all the Jacksons was
+descending the pavilion steps with the gravity befitting
+an All England batsman. He stopped short, as
+Saunders had done.</p>
+
+<p>“Mike! You aren’t playing!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I’m hanged! Young marvel,
+isn’t he, Saunders?”</p>
+
+<p>“He is, sir,” said Saunders.
+“Got all the strokes. I always said it,
+Master Joe. Only wants the strength.”</p>
+
+<p>Joe took Mike by the shoulder, and
+walked him off in the direction of a man in a Zingari
+blazer who was bowling slows to another of the M.C.C.
+team. Mike recognised him with awe as one of the
+three best amateur wicket-keepers in the country.</p>
+
+<p>“What do you think of this?”
+said Joe, exhibiting Mike, who grinned bashfully.
+“Aged ten last birthday, and playing for the
+school. You are only ten, aren’t you, Mike?”</p>
+
+<p>“Brother of yours?” asked the wicket-keeper.</p>
+
+<p>“Probably too proud to own the relationship,
+but he is.”</p>
+
+<p>“Isn’t there any end to
+you Jacksons?” demanded the wicket-keeper in
+an aggrieved tone. “I never saw such a family.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is our star. You
+wait till he gets at us to-day. Saunders is our
+only bowler, and Mike’s been brought up on Saunders.
+You’d better win the toss if you want a chance
+of getting a knock and lifting your average out of
+the minuses.”</p>
+
+<p>“I <i>have</i> won the toss,”
+said the other with dignity. “Do you think
+I don’t know the elementary duties of a captain?”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The school went out to field with
+mixed feelings. The wicket was hard and true,
+which would have made it pleasant to be going in first.
+On the other hand, they would feel decidedly better
+and fitter for centuries after the game had been in
+progress an hour or so. Burgess was glad as a
+private individual, sorry as a captain. For himself,
+the sooner he got hold of the ball and began to bowl
+the better he liked it. As a captain, he realised
+that a side with Joe Jackson on it, not to mention
+the other first-class men, was not a side to which
+he would have preferred to give away an advantage.
+Mike was feeling that by no possibility could he hold
+the simplest catch, and hoping that nothing would
+come his way. Bob, conscious of being an uncertain
+field, was feeling just the same.</p>
+
+<p>The M.C.C. opened with Joe and a man
+in an Oxford Authentic cap. The beginning of
+the game was quiet. Burgess’s yorker was
+nearly too much for the latter in the first over,
+but he contrived to chop it away, and the pair gradually
+settled down. At twenty, Joe began to open his
+shoulders. Twenty became forty with disturbing
+swiftness, and Burgess tried a change of bowling.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed for one instant as if the
+move had been a success, for Joe, still taking risks,
+tried to late-cut a rising ball, and snicked it straight
+into Bob’s hands at second slip. It was
+the easiest of slip-catches, but Bob fumbled it, dropped
+it, almost held it a second time, and finally let
+it fall miserably to the ground. It was a moment
+too painful for words. He rolled the ball back
+to the bowler in silence.</p>
+
+<p>One of those weary periods followed
+when the batsman’s defence seems to the fieldsmen
+absolutely impregnable. There was a sickening
+inevitableness in the way in which every ball was played
+with the very centre of the bat. And, as usual,
+just when things seemed most hopeless, relief came.
+The Authentic, getting in front of his wicket, to
+pull one of the simplest long-hops ever seen on a cricket
+field, missed it, and was l.b.w. And the next
+ball upset the newcomer’s leg stump.</p>
+
+<p>The school revived. Bowlers and
+field were infused with a new life. Another wicket—two
+stumps knocked out of the ground by Burgess—helped
+the thing on. When the bell rang for the end of
+morning school, five wickets were down for a hundred
+and thirteen.</p>
+
+<p>But from the end of school till lunch
+things went very wrong indeed. Joe was still
+in at one end, invincible; and at the other was the
+great wicket-keeper. And the pair of them suddenly
+began to force the pace till the bowling was in a
+tangled knot. Four after four, all round the
+wicket, with never a chance or a mishit to vary the
+monotony. Two hundred went up, and two hundred
+and fifty. Then Joe reached his century, and
+was stumped next ball. Then came lunch.</p>
+
+<p>The rest of the innings was like the
+gentle rain after the thunderstorm. Runs came
+with fair regularity, but wickets fell at intervals,
+and when the wicket-keeper was run out at length for
+a lively sixty-three, the end was very near.
+Saunders, coming in last, hit two boundaries, and
+was then caught by Mike. His second hit had just
+lifted the M.C.C. total over the three hundred.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Three hundred is a score that takes
+some making on any ground, but on a fine day it was
+not an unusual total for the Wrykyn eleven. Some
+years before, against Ripton, they had run up four
+hundred and sixteen; and only last season had massacred
+a very weak team of Old Wrykynians with a score that
+only just missed the fourth hundred.</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately, on the present occasion,
+there was scarcely time, unless the bowling happened
+to get completely collared, to make the runs.
+It was a quarter to four when the innings began, and
+stumps were to be drawn at a quarter to seven.
+A hundred an hour is quick work.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess, however, was optimistic,
+as usual. “Better have a go for them,”
+he said to Berridge and Marsh, the school first pair.</p>
+
+<p>Following out this courageous advice,
+Berridge, after hitting three boundaries in his first
+two overs, was stumped half-way through the third.</p>
+
+<p>After this, things settled down.
+Morris, the first-wicket man, was a thoroughly sound
+bat, a little on the slow side, but exceedingly hard
+to shift. He and Marsh proceeded to play themselves
+in, until it looked as if they were likely to stay
+till the drawing of stumps.</p>
+
+<p>A comfortable, rather somnolent feeling
+settled upon the school. A long stand at cricket
+is a soothing sight to watch. There was an absence
+of hurry about the batsmen which harmonised well with
+the drowsy summer afternoon. And yet runs were
+coming at a fair pace. The hundred went up at
+five o’clock, the hundred and fifty at half-past.
+Both batsmen were completely at home, and the M.C.C.
+third-change bowlers had been put on.</p>
+
+<p>Then the great wicket-keeper took
+off the pads and gloves, and the fieldsmen retired
+to posts at the extreme edge of the ground.</p>
+
+<p>“Lobs,” said Burgess. “By Jove,
+I wish I was in.”</p>
+
+<p>It seemed to be the general opinion
+among the members of the Wrykyn eleven on the pavilion
+balcony that Morris and Marsh were in luck. The
+team did not grudge them their good fortune, because
+they had earned it; but they were distinctly envious.</p>
+
+<p>Lobs are the most dangerous, insinuating
+things in the world. Everybody knows in theory
+the right way to treat them. Everybody knows
+that the man who is content not to try to score more
+than a single cannot get out to them. Yet nearly
+everybody does get out to them.</p>
+
+<p>It was the same story to-day.
+The first over yielded six runs, all through gentle
+taps along the ground. In the second, Marsh hit
+an over-pitched one along the ground to the terrace
+bank. The next ball he swept round to the leg
+boundary. And that was the end of Marsh.
+He saw himself scoring at the rate of twenty-four
+an over. Off the last ball he was stumped by
+several feet, having done himself credit by scoring
+seventy.</p>
+
+<p>The long stand was followed, as usual,
+by a series of disasters. Marsh’s wicket
+had fallen at a hundred and eighty. Ellerby left
+at a hundred and eighty-six. By the time the
+scoring-board registered two hundred, five wickets
+were down, three of them victims to the lobs.
+Morris was still in at one end. He had refused
+to be tempted. He was jogging on steadily to
+his century.</p>
+
+<p>Bob Jackson went in next, with instructions
+to keep his eye on the lob-man.</p>
+
+<p>For a time things went well.
+Saunders, who had gone on to bowl again after a rest,
+seemed to give Morris no trouble, and Bob put him
+through the slips with apparent ease. Twenty runs
+were added, when the lob-bowler once more got in his
+deadly work. Bob, letting alone a ball wide of
+the off-stump under the impression that it was going
+to break away, was disagreeably surprised to find
+it break in instead, and hit the wicket. The
+bowler smiled sadly, as if he hated to have to do
+these things.</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s heart jumped as he saw
+the bails go. It was his turn next.</p>
+
+<p>“Two hundred and twenty-nine,”
+said Burgess, “and it’s ten past six.
+No good trying for the runs now. Stick in,”
+he added to Mike. “That’s all you’ve
+got to do.”</p>
+
+<p>All!... Mike felt as if he was
+being strangled. His heart was racing like the
+engines of a motor. He knew his teeth were chattering.
+He wished he could stop them. What a time Bob
+was taking to get back to the pavilion! He wanted
+to rush out, and get the thing over.</p>
+
+<p>At last he arrived, and Mike, fumbling
+at a glove, tottered out into the sunshine. He
+heard miles and miles away a sound of clapping, and
+a thin, shrill noise as if somebody were screaming
+in the distance. As a matter of fact, several
+members of his form and of the junior day-room at
+Wain’s nearly burst themselves at that moment.</p>
+
+<p>At the wickets, he felt better.
+Bob had fallen to the last ball of the over, and Morris,
+standing ready for Saunders’s delivery, looked
+so calm and certain of himself that it was impossible
+to feel entirely without hope and self-confidence.
+Mike knew that Morris had made ninety-eight, and he
+supposed that Morris knew that he was very near his
+century; yet he seemed to be absolutely undisturbed.
+Mike drew courage from his attitude.</p>
+
+<p>Morris pushed the first ball away
+to leg. Mike would have liked to have run two,
+but short leg had retrieved the ball as he reached
+the crease.</p>
+
+<p>The moment had come, the moment which
+he had experienced only in dreams. And in the
+dreams he was always full of confidence, and invariably
+hit a boundary. Sometimes a drive, sometimes a
+cut, but always a boundary.</p>
+
+<p>“To leg, sir,” said the umpire.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t be in a funk,”
+said a voice. “Play straight, and you can’t
+get out.”</p>
+
+<p>It was Joe, who had taken the gloves
+when the wicket-keeper went on to bowl.</p>
+
+<p>Mike grinned, wryly but gratefully.</p>
+
+<p>Saunders was beginning his run.
+It was all so home-like that for a moment Mike felt
+himself again. How often he had seen those two
+little skips and the jump. It was like being
+in the paddock again, with Marjory and the dogs waiting
+by the railings to fetch the ball if he made a drive.</p>
+
+<p>Saunders ran to the crease, and bowled.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Saunders was a conscientious
+man, and, doubtless, bowled the very best ball that
+he possibly could. On the other hand, it was Mike’s
+first appearance for the school, and Saunders, besides
+being conscientious, was undoubtedly kind-hearted.
+It is useless to speculate as to whether he was trying
+to bowl his best that ball. If so, he failed
+signally. It was a half-volley, just the right
+distance away from the off-stump; the sort of ball
+Mike was wont to send nearly through the net at home....</p>
+
+<p>The next moment the dreams had come
+true. The umpire was signalling to the scoring-box,
+the school was shouting, extra-cover was trotting to
+the boundary to fetch the ball, and Mike was blushing
+and wondering whether it was bad form to grin.</p>
+
+<p>From that ball onwards all was for
+the best in this best of all possible worlds.
+Saunders bowled no more half-volleys; but Mike played
+everything that he did bowl. He met the lobs with
+a bat like a barn-door. Even the departure of
+Morris, caught in the slips off Saunders’s next
+over for a chanceless hundred and five, did not disturb
+him. All nervousness had left him. He felt
+equal to the situation. Burgess came in, and
+began to hit out as if he meant to knock off the runs.
+The bowling became a shade loose. Twice he was
+given full tosses to leg, which he hit to the terrace
+bank. Half-past six chimed, and two hundred and
+fifty went up on the telegraph board. Burgess
+continued to hit. Mike’s whole soul was
+concentrated on keeping up his wicket. There
+was only Reeves to follow him, and Reeves was a victim
+to the first straight ball. Burgess had to hit
+because it was the only game he knew; but he himself
+must simply stay in.</p>
+
+<p>The hands of the clock seemed to have
+stopped. Then suddenly he heard the umpire say
+“Last over,” and he settled down to keep
+those six balls out of his wicket.</p>
+
+<p>The lob bowler had taken himself off,
+and the Oxford Authentic had gone on, fast left-hand.</p>
+
+<p>The first ball was short and wide
+of the off-stump. Mike let it alone. Number
+two: yorker. Got him! Three: straight
+half-volley. Mike played it back to the bowler.
+Four: beat him, and missed the wicket by an inch.
+Five: another yorker. Down on it again in
+the old familiar way.</p>
+
+<p>All was well. The match was a
+draw now whatever happened to him. He hit out,
+almost at a venture, at the last ball, and mid-off,
+jumping, just failed to reach it. It hummed over
+his head, and ran like a streak along the turf and
+up the bank, and a great howl of delight went up from
+the school as the umpire took off the bails.</p>
+
+<p>Mike walked away from the wickets
+with Joe and the wicket-keeper.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m sorry about your
+nose, Joe,” said the wicket-keeper in tones of
+grave solicitude.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s wrong with it?”</p>
+
+<p>“At present,” said the
+wicket-keeper, “nothing. But in a few years
+I’m afraid it’s going to be put badly
+out of joint.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch14">
+CHAPTER XIV<br/><br/>
+A SLIGHT IMBROGLIO</a></h3>
+
+<p>Mike got his third eleven colours
+after the M.C.C. match. As he had made twenty-three
+not out in a crisis in a first eleven match, this
+may not seem an excessive reward. But it was all
+that he expected. One had to take the rungs of
+the ladder singly at Wrykyn. First one was given
+one’s third eleven cap. That meant, “You
+are a promising man, and we have our eye on you.”
+Then came the second colours. They might mean
+anything from “Well, here you <i>are</i>.
+You won’t get any higher, so you may as well
+have the thing now,” to “This is just to
+show that we still have our eye on you.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was a certainty now for the second.
+But it needed more than one performance to secure
+the first cap.</p>
+
+<p>“I told you so,” said
+Wyatt, naturally, to Burgess after the match.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s not bad,”
+said Burgess. “I’ll give him another
+shot.”</p>
+
+<p>But Burgess, as has been pointed out,
+was not a person who ever became gushing with enthusiasm.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>So Wilkins, of the School House, who
+had played twice for the first eleven, dropped down
+into the second, as many a good man had done before
+him, and Mike got his place in the next match, against
+the Gentlemen of the County. Unfortunately for
+him, the visiting team, however gentlemanly, were
+not brilliant cricketers, at any rate as far as bowling
+was concerned. The school won the toss, went in
+first, and made three hundred and sixteen for five
+wickets, Morris making another placid century.
+The innings was declared closed before Mike had a
+chance of distinguishing himself. In an innings
+which lasted for one over he made two runs, not out;
+and had to console himself for the cutting short of
+his performance by the fact that his average for the
+school was still infinity. Bob, who was one of
+those lucky enough to have an unabridged innings,
+did better in this match, making twenty-five.
+But with Morris making a hundred and seventeen, and
+Berridge, Ellerby, and Marsh all passing the half-century,
+this score did not show up excessively.</p>
+
+<p>We now come to what was practically
+a turning-point in Mike’s career at Wrykyn.
+There is no doubt that his meteor-like flights at cricket
+had an unsettling effect on him. He was enjoying
+life amazingly, and, as is not uncommon with the prosperous,
+he waxed fat and kicked. Fortunately for him—though
+he did not look upon it in that light at the time—he
+kicked the one person it was most imprudent to kick.
+The person he selected was Firby-Smith. With
+anybody else the thing might have blown over, to the
+detriment of Mike’s character; but Firby-Smith,
+having the most tender affection for his dignity, made
+a fuss.</p>
+
+<p>It happened in this way. The
+immediate cause of the disturbance was a remark of
+Mike’s, but the indirect cause was the unbearably
+patronising manner which the head of Wain’s chose
+to adopt towards him. The fact that he was playing
+for the school seemed to make no difference at all.
+Firby-Smith continued to address Mike merely as the
+small boy.</p>
+
+<p>The following, <i>verbatim</i>, was
+the tactful speech which he addressed to him on the
+evening of the M.C.C. match, having summoned him to
+his study for the purpose.</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” he said, “you
+played a very decent innings this afternoon, and I
+suppose you’re frightfully pleased with yourself,
+eh? Well, mind you don’t go getting swelled
+head. See? That’s all. Run along.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike departed, bursting with fury.</p>
+
+<p>The next link in the chain was forged
+a week after the Gentlemen of the County match.
+House matches had begun, and Wain’s were playing
+Appleby’s. Appleby’s made a hundred
+and fifty odd, shaping badly for the most part against
+Wyatt’s slows. Then Wain’s opened
+their innings. The Gazeka, as head of the house,
+was captain of the side, and he and Wyatt went in
+first. Wyatt made a few mighty hits, and was then
+caught at cover. Mike went in first wicket.</p>
+
+<p>For some ten minutes all was peace.
+Firby-Smith scratched away at his end, getting here
+and there a single and now and then a two, and Mike
+settled down at once to play what he felt was going
+to be the innings of a lifetime. Appleby’s
+bowling was on the feeble side, with Raikes, of the
+third eleven, as the star, supported by some small
+change. Mike pounded it vigorously. To one
+who had been brought up on Saunders, Raikes possessed
+few subtleties. He had made seventeen, and was
+thoroughly set, when the Gazeka, who had the bowling,
+hit one in the direction of cover-point. With
+a certain type of batsman a single is a thing to take
+big risks for. And the Gazeka badly wanted that
+single.</p>
+
+<p>“Come on,” he shouted, prancing down the
+pitch.</p>
+
+<p>Mike, who had remained in his crease
+with the idea that nobody even moderately sane would
+attempt a run for a hit like that, moved forward in
+a startled and irresolute manner. Firby-Smith
+arrived, shouting “Run!” and, cover having
+thrown the ball in, the wicket-keeper removed the
+bails.</p>
+
+<p>These are solemn moments.</p>
+
+<p>The only possible way of smoothing
+over an episode of this kind is for the guilty man
+to grovel.</p>
+
+<p>Firby-Smith did not grovel.</p>
+
+<p>“Easy run there, you know,” he said reprovingly.</p>
+
+<p>The world swam before Mike’s
+eyes. Through the red mist he could see Firby-Smith’s
+face. The sun glinted on his rather prominent
+teeth. To Mike’s distorted vision it seemed
+that the criminal was amused.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t <i>laugh</i>, you grinning ape!”
+he cried. “It isn’t funny.”</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus3">
+<img src="images/jmike3.jpg" alt="“DON’T LAUGH, YOU GRINNING APE”" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>He then made for the trees where the rest of the team
+were sitting.</p>
+
+<p>Now Firby-Smith not only possessed
+rather prominent teeth; he was also sensitive on the
+subject. Mike’s shaft sank in deeply.
+The fact that emotion caused him to swipe at a straight
+half-volley, miss it, and be bowled next ball made
+the wound rankle.</p>
+
+<p>He avoided Mike on his return to the
+trees. And Mike, feeling now a little apprehensive,
+avoided him.</p>
+
+<p>The Gazeka brooded apart for the rest
+of the afternoon, chewing the insult. At close
+of play he sought Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess, besides being captain of
+the eleven, was also head of the school. He was
+the man who arranged prefects’ meetings.
+And only a prefects’ meeting, thought Firby-Smith,
+could adequately avenge his lacerated dignity.</p>
+
+<p>“I want to speak to you, Burgess,” he
+said.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up?” said Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>“You know young Jackson in our house.”</p>
+
+<p>“What about him?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s been frightfully insolent.”</p>
+
+<p>“Cheeked you?” said Burgess, a man of
+simple speech.</p>
+
+<p>“I want you to call a prefects’ meeting,
+and lick him.”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess looked incredulous.</p>
+
+<p>“Rather a large order, a prefects’
+meeting,” he said. “It has to be a
+pretty serious sort of thing for that.”</p>
+
+<p>“Frightful cheek to a school
+prefect is a serious thing,” said Firby-Smith,
+with the air of one uttering an epigram.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I suppose—What did he say
+to you?”</p>
+
+<p>Firby-Smith related the painful details.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess started to laugh, but turned the laugh into
+a cough.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” he said meditatively.
+“Rather thick. Still, I mean—A
+prefects’ meeting. Rather like crushing
+a thingummy with a what-d’you-call-it.
+Besides, he’s a decent kid.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s frightfully conceited.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well—Well, anyhow,
+look here, I’ll think it over, and let you know
+to-morrow. It’s not the sort of thing to
+rush through without thinking about it.”</p>
+
+<p>And the matter was left temporarily at that.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch15">
+CHAPTER XV<br/><br/>
+MIKE CREATES A VACANCY</a></h3>
+
+<p>Burgess walked off the ground feeling
+that fate was not using him well.</p>
+
+<p>Here was he, a well-meaning youth
+who wanted to be on good terms with all the world,
+being jockeyed into slaughtering a kid whose batting
+he admired and whom personally he liked. And
+the worst of it was that he sympathised with Mike.
+He knew what it felt like to be run out just when
+one had got set, and he knew exactly how maddening
+the Gazeka’s manner would be on such an occasion.
+On the other hand, officially he was bound to support
+the head of Wain’s. Prefects must stand
+together or chaos will come.</p>
+
+<p>He thought he would talk it over with
+somebody. Bob occurred to him. It was only
+fair that Bob should be told, as the nearest of kin.</p>
+
+<p>And here was another grievance against
+fate. Bob was a person he did not particularly
+wish to see just then. For that morning he had
+posted up the list of the team to play for the school
+against Geddington, one of the four schools which
+Wrykyn met at cricket; and Bob’s name did not
+appear on that list. Several things had contributed
+to that melancholy omission. In the first place,
+Geddington, to judge from the weekly reports in the
+<i>Sportsman</i> and <i>Field</i>, were strong this
+year at batting. In the second place, the results
+of the last few matches, and particularly the M.C.C.
+match, had given Burgess the idea that Wrykyn was
+weak at bowling. It became necessary, therefore,
+to drop a batsman out of the team in favour of a bowler.
+And either Mike or Bob must be the man.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess was as rigidly conscientious
+as the captain of a school eleven should be.
+Bob was one of his best friends, and he would have
+given much to be able to put him in the team; but
+he thought the thing over, and put the temptation
+sturdily behind him. At batting there was not
+much to choose between the two, but in fielding there
+was a great deal. Mike was good. Bob was
+bad. So out Bob had gone, and Neville-Smith, a
+fair fast bowler at all times and on his day dangerous,
+took his place.</p>
+
+<p>These clashings of public duty with
+private inclination are the drawbacks to the despotic
+position of captain of cricket at a public school.
+It is awkward having to meet your best friend after
+you have dropped him from the team, and it is difficult
+to talk to him as if nothing had happened.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess felt very self-conscious as
+he entered Bob’s study, and was rather glad
+that he had a topic of conversation ready to hand.</p>
+
+<p>“Busy, Bob?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo,” said Bob, with
+a cheerfulness rather over-done in his anxiety to
+show Burgess, the man, that he did not hold him responsible
+in any way for the distressing acts of Burgess, the
+captain. “Take a pew. Don’t
+these studies get beastly hot this weather. There’s
+some ginger-beer in the cupboard. Have some?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, thanks. I say, Bob, look here, I want
+to see you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you can, can’t
+you? This is me, sitting over here. The tall,
+dark, handsome chap.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s awfully awkward,
+you know,” continued Burgess gloomily; “that
+ass of a young brother of yours—Sorry, but
+he <i>is</i> an ass, though he’s your brother——”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks for the ‘though,’
+Billy. You know how to put a thing nicely.
+What’s Mike been up to?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s that old fool the
+Gazeka. He came to me frothing with rage, and
+wanted me to call a prefects’ meeting and touch
+young Mike up.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob displayed interest and excitement
+for the first time.</p>
+
+<p>“Prefects’ meeting!
+What the dickens is up? What’s he been doing?
+Smith must be drunk. What’s all the row
+about?”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess repeated the main facts of
+the case as he had them from Firby-Smith.</p>
+
+<p>“Personally, I sympathise with
+the kid,” he added, “Still, the Gazeka
+<i>is</i> a prefect——”</p>
+
+<p>Bob gnawed a pen-holder morosely.</p>
+
+<p>“Silly young idiot,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“Sickening thing being run out,” suggested
+Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>“Still——”</p>
+
+<p>“I know. It’s rather
+hard to see what to do. I suppose if the Gazeka
+insists, one’s bound to support him.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose so.”</p>
+
+<p>“Awful rot. Prefects’
+lickings aren’t meant for that sort of thing.
+They’re supposed to be for kids who steal buns
+at the shop or muck about generally. Not for
+a chap who curses a fellow who runs him out.
+I tell you what, there’s just a chance Firby-Smith
+won’t press the thing. He hadn’t
+had time to get over it when he saw me. By now
+he’ll have simmered down a bit. Look here,
+you’re a pal of his, aren’t you?
+Well, go and ask him to drop the business. Say
+you’ll curse your brother and make him apologise,
+and that I’ll kick him out of the team for the
+Geddington match.”</p>
+
+<p>It was a difficult moment for Bob.
+One cannot help one’s thoughts, and for an instant
+the idea of going to Geddington with the team, as he
+would certainly do if Mike did not play, made him waver.
+But he recovered himself.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t do that,”
+he said. “I don’t see there’s
+a need for anything of that sort. You must play
+the best side you’ve got. I can easily talk
+the old Gazeka over. He gets all right in a second
+if he’s treated the right way. I’ll
+go and do it now.”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess looked miserable.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Bob,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, nothing—I mean,
+you’re not a bad sort.” With which
+glowing eulogy he dashed out of the room, thanking
+his stars that he had won through a confoundedly awkward
+business.</p>
+
+<p>Bob went across to Wain’s to interview and soothe
+Firby-Smith.</p>
+
+<p>He found that outraged hero sitting
+moodily in his study like Achilles in his tent.</p>
+
+<p>Seeing Bob, he became all animation.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here,” he said,
+“I wanted to see you. You know, that frightful
+young brother of yours——”</p>
+
+<p>“I know, I know,” said
+Bob. “Burgess was telling me. He wants
+kicking.”</p>
+
+<p>“He wants a frightful licking
+from the prefects,” emended the aggrieved party.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I don’t know, you
+know. Not much good lugging the prefects into
+it, is there? I mean, apart from everything else,
+not much of a catch for me, would it be, having to
+sit there and look on. I’m a prefect, too,
+you know.”</p>
+
+<p>Firby-Smith looked a little blank
+at this. He had a great admiration for Bob.</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t think of you,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought you hadn’t,” said Bob.
+“You see it now, though, don’t you?”</p>
+
+<p>Firby-Smith returned to the original grievance.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you know, it was frightful cheek.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course it was. Still,
+I think if I saw him and cursed him, and sent him
+up to you to apologise—How would that do?”</p>
+
+<p>“All right. After all, I did run him out.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, there’s that, of
+course. Mike’s all right, really. It
+isn’t as if he did that sort of thing as a habit.”</p>
+
+<p>“No. All right then.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks,” said Bob, and went to find Mike.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The lecture on deportment which he
+read that future All-England batsman in a secluded
+passage near the junior day-room left the latter rather
+limp and exceedingly meek. For the moment all
+the jauntiness and exuberance had been drained out
+of him. He was a punctured balloon. Reflection,
+and the distinctly discouraging replies of those experts
+in school law to whom he had put the question, “What
+d’you think he’ll do?” had induced
+a very chastened frame of mind.</p>
+
+<p>He perceived that he had walked very
+nearly into a hornets’ nest, and the realisation
+of his escape made him agree readily to all the conditions
+imposed. The apology to the Gazeka was made without
+reserve, and the offensively forgiving, say-no-more-about-it-but-take-care-in-future
+air of the head of the house roused no spark of resentment
+in him, so subdued was his fighting spirit. All
+he wanted was to get the thing done with. He
+was not inclined to be critical.</p>
+
+<p>And, most of all, he felt grateful
+to Bob. Firby-Smith, in the course of his address,
+had not omitted to lay stress on the importance of
+Bob’s intervention. But for Bob, he gave
+him to understand, he, Mike, would have been prosecuted
+with the utmost rigour of the law. Mike came
+away with a confused picture in his mind of a horde
+of furious prefects bent on his slaughter, after the
+manner of a stage “excited crowd,” and
+Bob waving them back. He realised that Bob had
+done him a good turn. He wished he could find
+some way of repaying him.</p>
+
+<p>Curiously enough, it was an enemy
+of Bob’s who suggested the way—Burton,
+of Donaldson’s. Burton was a slippery young
+gentleman, fourteen years of age, who had frequently
+come into contact with Bob in the house, and owed
+him many grudges. With Mike he had always tried
+to form an alliance, though without success.</p>
+
+<p>He happened to meet Mike going to
+school next morning, and unburdened his soul to him.
+It chanced that Bob and he had had another small encounter
+immediately after breakfast, and Burton felt revengeful.</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” said Burton,
+“I’m jolly glad you’re playing for
+the first against Geddington.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m specially glad for one reason.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s that?” inquired Mike, without
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>“Because your beast of a brother
+has been chucked out. He’d have been playing
+but for you.”</p>
+
+<p>At any other time Mike would have
+heard Bob called a beast without active protest.
+He would have felt that it was no business of his to
+fight his brother’s battles for him. But
+on this occasion he deviated from his rule.</p>
+
+<p>He kicked Burton. Not once or
+twice, but several times, so that Burton, retiring
+hurriedly, came to the conclusion that it must be
+something in the Jackson blood, some taint, as it were.
+They were <i>all</i> beasts.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Mike walked on, weighing this remark,
+and gradually made up his mind. It must be remembered
+that he was in a confused mental condition, and that
+the only thing he realised clearly was that Bob had
+pulled him out of an uncommonly nasty hole. It
+seemed to him that it was necessary to repay Bob.
+He thought the thing over more fully during school,
+and his decision remained unaltered.</p>
+
+<p>On the evening before the Geddington
+match, just before lock-up, Mike tapped at Burgess’s
+study door. He tapped with his right hand, for
+his left was in a sling.</p>
+
+<p>“Come in!” yelled the captain. “Hullo!”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m awfully sorry, Burgess,”
+said Mike. “I’ve crocked my wrist
+a bit.”</p>
+
+<p>“How did you do that? You were all right
+at the nets?”</p>
+
+<p>“Slipped as I was changing,” said Mike
+stolidly.</p>
+
+<p>“Is it bad?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing much. I’m afraid I shan’t
+be able to play to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, that’s bad luck.
+Beastly bad luck. We wanted your batting, too.
+Be all right, though, in a day or two, I suppose?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, rather.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hope so, anyway.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks. Good-night.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good-night.”</p>
+
+<p>And Burgess, with the comfortable
+feeling that he had managed to combine duty and pleasure
+after all, wrote a note to Bob at Donaldson’s,
+telling him to be ready to start with the team for
+Geddington by the 8.54 next morning.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch16">
+CHAPTER XVI<br/><br/>
+AN EXPERT EXAMINATION</a></h3>
+
+<p>Mike’s Uncle John was a wanderer
+on the face of the earth. He had been an army
+surgeon in the days of his youth, and, after an adventurous
+career, mainly in Afghanistan, had inherited enough
+money to keep him in comfort for the rest of his life.
+He had thereupon left the service, and now spent most
+of his time flitting from one spot of Europe to another.
+He had been dashing up to Scotland on the day when
+Mike first became a Wrykynian, but a few weeks in an
+uncomfortable hotel in Skye and a few days in a comfortable
+one in Edinburgh had left him with the impression
+that he had now seen all that there was to be seen
+in North Britain and might reasonably shift his camp
+again.</p>
+
+<p>Coming south, he had looked in on
+Mike’s people for a brief space, and, at the
+request of Mike’s mother, took the early express
+to Wrykyn in order to pay a visit of inspection.</p>
+
+<p>His telegram arrived during morning
+school. Mike went down to the station to meet
+him after lunch.</p>
+
+<p>Uncle John took command of the situation at once.</p>
+
+<p>“School playing anybody to-day, Mike? I
+want to see a match.”</p>
+
+<p>“They’re playing Geddington.
+Only it’s away. There’s a second match
+on.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why aren’t you—Hullo,
+I didn’t see. What have you been doing to
+yourself?”</p>
+
+<p>“Crocked my wrist a bit. It’s nothing
+much.”</p>
+
+<p>“How did you do that?”</p>
+
+<p>“Slipped while I was changing after cricket.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hurt?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not much, thanks.”</p>
+
+<p>“Doctor seen it?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. But it’s really nothing.
+Be all right by Monday.”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m. Somebody ought to look at it.
+I’ll have a look later on.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike did not appear to relish this prospect.</p>
+
+<p>“It isn’t anything, Uncle John, really.
+It doesn’t matter a bit.”</p>
+
+<p>“Never mind. It won’t
+do any harm having somebody examine it who knows a
+bit about these things. Now, what shall we do.
+Go on the river?”</p>
+
+<p>“I shouldn’t be able to steer.”</p>
+
+<p>“I could manage about that.
+Still, I think I should like to see the place first.
+Your mother’s sure to ask me if you showed me
+round. It’s like going over the stables
+when you’re stopping at a country-house.
+Got to be done, and better do it as soon as possible.”</p>
+
+<p>It is never very interesting playing
+the part of showman at school. Both Mike and
+his uncle were inclined to scamp the business.
+Mike pointed out the various landmarks without much
+enthusiasm—it is only after one has left
+a few years that the school buildings take to themselves
+romance—and Uncle John said, “Ah yes,
+I see. Very nice,” two or three times in
+an absent voice; and they passed on to the cricket
+field, where the second eleven were playing a neighbouring
+engineering school. It was a glorious day.
+The sun had never seemed to Mike so bright or the
+grass so green. It was one of those days when
+the ball looks like a large vermilion-coloured football
+as it leaves the bowler’s hand. If ever
+there was a day when it seemed to Mike that a century
+would have been a certainty, it was this Saturday.
+A sudden, bitter realisation of all he had given up
+swept over him, but he choked the feeling down.
+The thing was done, and it was no good brooding over
+the might-have-beens now. Still—And
+the Geddington ground was supposed to be one of the
+easiest scoring grounds of all the public schools!</p>
+
+<p>“Well hit, by George!”
+remarked Uncle John, as Trevor, who had gone in first
+wicket for the second eleven, swept a half-volley to
+leg round to the bank where they were sitting.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s Trevor,”
+said Mike. “Chap in Donaldson’s.
+The fellow at the other end is Wilkins. He’s
+in the School House. They look as if they were
+getting set. By Jove,” he said enviously,
+“pretty good fun batting on a day like this.”</p>
+
+<p>Uncle John detected the envious note.</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose you would have been playing here
+but for your wrist?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I was playing for the first.”</p>
+
+<p>“For the first? For the
+school! My word, Mike, I didn’t know that.
+No wonder you’re feeling badly treated.
+Of course, I remember your father saying you had played
+once for the school, and done well; but I thought
+that was only as a substitute. I didn’t
+know you were a regular member of the team. What
+bad luck. Will you get another chance?”</p>
+
+<p>“Depends on Bob.”</p>
+
+<p>“Has Bob got your place?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“If he does well to-day, they’ll probably
+keep him in.”</p>
+
+<p>“Isn’t there room for both of you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Such a lot of old colours.
+There are only three vacancies, and Henfrey got one
+of those a week ago. I expect they’ll give
+one of the other two to a bowler, Neville-Smith, I
+should think, if he does well against Geddington.
+Then there’ll be only the last place left.”</p>
+
+<p>“Rather awkward, that.”</p>
+
+<p>“Still, it’s Bob’s
+last year. I’ve got plenty of time.
+But I wish I could get in this year.”</p>
+
+<p>After they had watched the match for
+an hour, Uncle John’s restless nature asserted
+itself.</p>
+
+<p>“Suppose we go for a pull on the river now?”
+he suggested.</p>
+
+<p>They got up.</p>
+
+<p>“Let’s just call at the
+shop,” said Mike. “There ought to
+be a telegram from Geddington by this time. I
+wonder how Bob’s got on.”</p>
+
+<p>Apparently Bob had not had a chance
+yet of distinguishing himself. The telegram read,
+“Geddington 151 for four. Lunch.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not bad that,” said Mike.
+“But I believe they’re weak in bowling.”</p>
+
+<p>They walked down the road towards
+the school landing-stage.</p>
+
+<p>“The worst of a school,”
+said Uncle John, as he pulled up-stream with strong,
+unskilful stroke, “is that one isn’t allowed
+to smoke on the grounds. I badly want a pipe.
+The next piece of shade that you see, sing out, and
+we’ll put in there.”</p>
+
+<p>“Pull your left,” said
+Mike. “That willow’s what you want.”</p>
+
+<p>Uncle John looked over his shoulder,
+caught a crab, recovered himself, and steered the
+boat in under the shade of the branches.</p>
+
+<p>“Put the rope over that stump.
+Can you manage with one hand? Here, let me—Done
+it? Good. A-ah!”</p>
+
+<p>He blew a great cloud of smoke into
+the air, and sighed contentedly.</p>
+
+<p>“I hope you don’t smoke, Mike?”</p>
+
+<p>“No.”</p>
+
+<p>“Rotten trick for a boy.
+When you get to my age you need it. Boys ought
+to be thinking about keeping themselves fit and being
+good at games. Which reminds me. Let’s
+have a look at the wrist.”</p>
+
+<p>A hunted expression came into Mike’s eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s really nothing,”
+he began, but his uncle had already removed the sling,
+and was examining the arm with the neat rapidity of
+one who has been brought up to such things.</p>
+
+<p>To Mike it seemed as if everything
+in the world was standing still and waiting.
+He could hear nothing but his own breathing.</p>
+
+<p>His uncle pressed the wrist gingerly
+once or twice, then gave it a little twist.</p>
+
+<p>“That hurt?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Ye—no,” stammered Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Uncle John looked up sharply. Mike was crimson.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the game?” inquired Uncle
+John.</p>
+
+<p>Mike said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>There was a twinkle in his uncle’s eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“May as well tell me. I
+won’t give you away. Why this wounded warrior
+business when you’ve no more the matter with
+you than I have?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>
+“I only wanted to get out of having to write this morning. There was an exam
+on.”
+</p>
+
+<p>The idea had occurred to him just
+before he spoke. It had struck him as neat and
+plausible.</p>
+
+<p>To Uncle John it did not appear in the same light.</p>
+
+<p>“Do you always write with your
+left hand? And if you had gone with the first
+eleven to Geddington, wouldn’t that have got
+you out of your exam? Try again.”</p>
+
+<p>When in doubt, one may as well tell the truth.
+Mike told it.</p>
+
+<p>“I know. It wasn’t that, really.
+Only——”</p>
+
+<p>“Well?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well, dash it all then.
+Old Bob got me out of an awful row the day before
+yesterday, and he seemed a bit sick at not playing
+for the first, so I thought I might as well let him.
+That’s how it was. Look here, swear you
+won’t tell him.”</p>
+
+<p>Uncle John was silent. Inwardly
+he was deciding that the five shillings which he had
+intended to bestow on Mike on his departure should
+become a sovereign. (This, it may be mentioned as an
+interesting biographical fact, was the only occasion
+in his life on which Mike earned money at the rate
+of fifteen shillings a half-minute.)</p>
+
+<p>“Swear you won’t tell him. He’d
+be most frightfully sick if he knew.”</p>
+
+<p>“I won’t tell him.”</p>
+
+<p>Conversation dwindled to vanishing-point.
+Uncle John smoked on in weighty silence, while Mike,
+staring up at the blue sky through the branches of
+the willow, let his mind wander to Geddington, where
+his fate was even now being sealed. How had the
+school got on? What had Bob done? If he
+made about twenty, would they give him his cap?
+Supposing....</p>
+
+<p>A faint snore from Uncle John broke
+in on his meditations. Then there was a clatter
+as a briar pipe dropped on to the floor of the boat,
+and his uncle sat up, gaping.</p>
+
+<p>“Jove, I was nearly asleep.
+What’s the time? Just on six? Didn’t
+know it was so late.”</p>
+
+<p>“I ought to be getting back
+soon, I think. Lock-up’s at half-past.”</p>
+
+<p>“Up with the anchor, then.
+You can tackle that rope with two hands now, eh?
+We are not observed. Don’t fall overboard.
+I’m going to shove her off.”</p>
+
+<p>“There’ll be another telegram,
+I should think,” said Mike, as they reached
+the school gates.</p>
+
+<p>“Shall we go and look?”</p>
+
+<p>They walked to the shop.</p>
+
+<p>A second piece of grey paper had been
+pinned up under the first. Mike pushed his way
+through the crowd. It was a longer message this
+time.</p>
+
+<p>It ran as follows:</p>
+
+<p>“Geddington 247 (Burgess six
+wickets, Neville-Smith four).<br/>
+Wrykyn 270 for nine (Berridge 86, Marsh 58, Jackson 48).”</p>
+
+<p>Mike worked his way back through the throng, and rejoined
+his uncle.</p>
+
+<p>“Well?” said Uncle John.</p>
+
+<p>“We won.”</p>
+
+<p>He paused for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>“Bob made forty-eight,” he added carelessly.</p>
+
+<p>Uncle John felt in his pocket, and
+silently slid a sovereign into Mike’s hand.</p>
+
+<p>It was the only possible reply.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch17">
+CHAPTER XVII<br/><br/>
+ANOTHER VACANCY</a></h3>
+
+<p>Wyatt got back late that night, arriving
+at the dormitory as Mike was going to bed.</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove, I’m done,”
+he said. “It was simply baking at Geddington.
+And I came back in a carriage with Neville-Smith and
+Ellerby, and they ragged the whole time. I wanted
+to go to sleep, only they wouldn’t let me.
+Old Smith was awfully bucked because he’d taken
+four wickets. I should think he’d go off
+his nut if he took eight ever. He was singing
+comic songs when he wasn’t trying to put Ellerby
+under the seat. How’s your wrist?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, better, thanks.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt began to undress.</p>
+
+<p>“Any colours?” asked Mike
+after a pause. First eleven colours were generally
+given in the pavilion after a match or on the journey
+home.</p>
+
+<p>“No. Only one or two thirds.
+Jenkins and Clephane, and another chap, can’t
+remember who. No first, though.”</p>
+
+<p>“What was Bob’s innings like?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not bad. A bit lucky.
+He ought to have been out before he’d scored,
+and he was out when he’d made about sixteen,
+only the umpire didn’t seem to know that it’s
+l-b-w when you get your leg right in front of the
+wicket and the ball hits it. Never saw a clearer
+case in my life. I was in at the other end.
+Bit rotten for the Geddington chaps. Just lost
+them the match. Their umpire, too. Bit of
+luck for Bob. He didn’t give the ghost
+of a chance after that.”</p>
+
+<p>“I should have thought they’d
+have given him his colours.”</p>
+
+<p>“Most captains would have done,
+only Burgess is so keen on fielding that he rather
+keeps off it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why, did he field badly?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rottenly. And the man
+always will choose Billy’s bowling to drop catches
+off. And Billy would cut his rich uncle from Australia
+if he kept on dropping them off him. Bob’s
+fielding’s perfectly sinful. He was pretty
+bad at the beginning of the season, but now he’s
+got so nervous that he’s a dozen times worse.
+He turns a delicate green when he sees a catch coming.
+He let their best man off twice in one over, off Billy,
+to-day; and the chap went on and made a hundred odd.
+Ripping innings bar those two chances. I hear
+he’s got an average of eighty in school matches
+this season. Beastly man to bowl to. Knocked
+me off in half a dozen overs. And, when he does
+give a couple of easy chances, Bob puts them both
+on the floor. Billy wouldn’t have given
+him his cap after the match if he’d made a hundred.
+Bob’s the sort of man who wouldn’t catch
+a ball if you handed it to him on a plate, with watercress
+round it.”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess, reviewing the match that
+night, as he lay awake in his cubicle, had come to
+much the same conclusion. He was very fond of
+Bob, but two missed catches in one over was straining
+the bonds of human affection too far. There would
+have been serious trouble between David and Jonathan
+if either had persisted in dropping catches off the
+other’s bowling. He writhed in bed as he
+remembered the second of the two chances which the
+wretched Bob had refused. The scene was indelibly
+printed on his mind. Chap had got a late cut which
+he fancied rather. With great guile he had fed
+this late cut. Sent down a couple which he put
+to the boundary. Then fired a third much faster
+and a bit shorter. Chap had a go at it, just as
+he had expected: and he felt that life was a
+good thing after all when the ball just touched the
+corner of the bat and flew into Bob’s hands.
+And Bob dropped it!</p>
+
+<p>The memory was too bitter. If
+he dwelt on it, he felt, he would get insomnia.
+So he turned to pleasanter reflections: the yorker
+which had shattered the second-wicket man, and the
+slow head-ball which had led to a big hitter being
+caught on the boundary. Soothed by these memories,
+he fell asleep.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning he found himself in a
+softened frame of mind. He thought of Bob’s
+iniquities with sorrow rather than wrath. He felt
+towards him much as a father feels towards a prodigal
+son whom there is still a chance of reforming.
+He overtook Bob on his way to chapel.</p>
+
+<p>Directness was always one of Burgess’s
+leading qualities.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, Bob. About
+your fielding. It’s simply awful.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob was all remorse.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s those beastly slip catches.
+I can’t time them.”</p>
+
+<p>“That one yesterday was right into your hands.
+Both of them were.”</p>
+
+<p>“I know. I’m frightfully sorry.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, but I mean, why <i>can’t</i>
+you hold them? It’s no good being a good
+bat—you’re that all right—if
+you’re going to give away runs in the field.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you know, I believe I should
+do better in the deep. I could get time to watch
+them there. I wish you’d give me a shot
+in the deep—for the second.”</p>
+
+<p>“Second be blowed! I want
+your batting in the first. Do you think you’d
+really do better in the deep?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m almost certain I
+should. I’ll practise like mad. Trevor’ll
+hit me up catches. I hate the slips. I get
+in the dickens of a funk directly the bowler starts
+his run now. I know that if a catch does come,
+I shall miss it. I’m certain the deep would
+be much better.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right then. Try it.”</p>
+
+<p>The conversation turned to less pressing topics.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>In the next two matches, accordingly,
+Bob figured on the boundary, where he had not much
+to do except throw the ball back to the bowler, and
+stop an occasional drive along the carpet. The
+beauty of fielding in the deep is that no unpleasant
+surprises can be sprung upon one. There is just
+that moment or two for collecting one’s thoughts
+which makes the whole difference. Bob, as he
+stood regarding the game from afar, found his self-confidence
+returning slowly, drop by drop.</p>
+
+<p>As for Mike, he played for the second,
+and hoped for the day.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>His opportunity came at last.
+It will be remembered that on the morning after the
+Great Picnic the headmaster made an announcement in
+Hall to the effect that, owing to an outbreak of chicken-pox
+in the town, all streets except the High Street would
+be out of bounds. This did not affect the bulk
+of the school, for most of the shops to which any
+one ever thought of going were in the High Street.
+But there were certain inquiring minds who liked to
+ferret about in odd corners.</p>
+
+<p>Among these was one Leather-Twigg,
+of Seymour’s, better known in criminal circles
+as Shoeblossom.</p>
+
+<p>Shoeblossom was a curious mixture
+of the Energetic Ragger and the Quiet Student.
+On a Monday evening you would hear a hideous uproar
+proceeding from Seymour’s junior day-room; and,
+going down with a swagger-stick to investigate, you
+would find a tangled heap of squealing humanity on
+the floor, and at the bottom of the heap, squealing
+louder than any two others, would be Shoeblossom, his
+collar burst and blackened and his face apoplectically
+crimson. On the Tuesday afternoon, strolling
+in some shady corner of the grounds you would come
+upon him lying on his chest, deep in some work of fiction
+and resentful of interruption. On the Wednesday
+morning he would be in receipt of four hundred lines
+from his housemaster for breaking three windows and
+a gas-globe. Essentially a man of moods, Shoeblossom.</p>
+
+<p>It happened about the date of the
+Geddington match that he took out from the school
+library a copy of “The Iron Pirate,” and
+for the next day or two he wandered about like a lost
+spirit trying to find a sequestered spot in which
+to read it. His inability to hit on such a spot
+was rendered more irritating by the fact that, to judge
+from the first few chapters (which he had managed
+to get through during prep. one night under the eye
+of a short-sighted master), the book was obviously
+the last word in hot stuff. He tried the junior
+day-room, but people threw cushions at him. He
+tried out of doors, and a ball hit from a neighbouring
+net nearly scalped him. Anything in the nature
+of concentration became impossible in these circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>Then he recollected that in a quiet
+backwater off the High Street there was a little confectioner’s
+shop, where tea might be had at a reasonable sum,
+and also, what was more important, peace.</p>
+
+<p>He made his way there, and in the
+dingy back shop, all amongst the dust and bluebottles,
+settled down to a thoughtful perusal of chapter six.</p>
+
+<p>Upstairs, at the same moment, the
+doctor was recommending that Master John George, the
+son of the house, be kept warm and out of draughts
+and not permitted to scratch himself, however necessary
+such an action might seem to him. In brief, he
+was attending J. G. for chicken-pox.</p>
+
+<p>Shoeblossom came away, entering the
+High Street furtively, lest Authority should see him
+out of bounds, and returned to the school, where he
+went about his lawful occasions as if there were no
+such thing as chicken-pox in the world.</p>
+
+<p>But all the while the microbe was
+getting in some unostentatious but clever work.
+A week later Shoeblossom began to feel queer.
+He had occasional headaches, and found himself oppressed
+by a queer distaste for food. The professional
+advice of Dr. Oakes, the school doctor, was called
+for, and Shoeblossom took up his abode in the Infirmary,
+where he read <i>Punch</i>, sucked oranges, and thought
+of Life.</p>
+
+<p>Two days later Barry felt queer.
+He, too, disappeared from Society.</p>
+
+<p>Chicken-pox is no respecter of persons.
+The next victim was Marsh, of the first eleven.
+Marsh, who was top of the school averages. Where
+were his drives now, his late cuts that were wont to
+set the pavilion in a roar. Wrapped in a blanket,
+and looking like the spotted marvel of a travelling
+circus, he was driven across to the Infirmary in a
+four-wheeler, and it became incumbent upon Burgess
+to select a substitute for him.</p>
+
+<p>And so it came about that Mike soared
+once again into the ranks of the elect, and found
+his name down in the team to play against the Incogniti.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch18">
+CHAPTER XVIII<br/><br/>
+BOB HAS NEWS TO IMPART</a></h3>
+
+<p>Wrykyn went down badly before the
+Incogs. It generally happens at least once in
+a school cricket season that the team collapses hopelessly,
+for no apparent reason. Some schools do it in
+nearly every match, but Wrykyn so far had been particularly
+fortunate this year. They had only been beaten
+once, and that by a mere twenty odd runs in a hard-fought
+game. But on this particular day, against a not
+overwhelmingly strong side, they failed miserably.
+The weather may have had something to do with it,
+for rain fell early in the morning, and the school,
+batting first on the drying wicket, found themselves
+considerably puzzled by a slow left-hander. Morris
+and Berridge left with the score still short of ten,
+and after that the rout began. Bob, going in
+fourth wicket, made a dozen, and Mike kept his end
+up, and was not out eleven; but nobody except Wyatt,
+who hit out at everything and knocked up thirty before
+he was stumped, did anything to distinguish himself.
+The total was a hundred and seven, and the Incogniti,
+batting when the wicket was easier, doubled this.</p>
+
+<p>The general opinion of the school
+after this match was that either Mike or Bob would
+have to stand down from the team when it was definitely
+filled up, for Neville-Smith, by showing up well with
+the ball against the Incogniti when the others failed
+with the bat, made it practically certain that he
+would get one of the two vacancies.</p>
+
+<p>“If I do” he said to Wyatt,
+“there will be the biggest bust of modern times
+at my place. My pater is away for a holiday in
+Norway, and I’m alone, bar the servants.
+And I can square them. Will you come?”</p>
+
+<p>“Tea?”</p>
+
+<p>“Tea!” said Neville-Smith scornfully.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, what then?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you ever have feeds
+in the dorms. after lights-out in the houses?”</p>
+
+<p>“Used to when I was a kid.
+Too old now. Have to look after my digestion.
+I remember, three years ago, when Wain’s won
+the footer cup, we got up and fed at about two in
+the morning. All sorts of luxuries. Sardines
+on sugar-biscuits. I’ve got the taste in
+my mouth still. Do you remember Macpherson?
+Left a couple of years ago. His food ran out,
+so he spread brown-boot polish on bread, and ate that.
+Got through a slice, too. Wonderful chap!
+But what about this thing of yours? What time’s
+it going to be?”</p>
+
+<p>“Eleven suit you?”</p>
+
+<p>“All right.”</p>
+
+<p>“How about getting out?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll do it as quickly
+as the team did to-day. I can’t say more
+than that.”</p>
+
+<p>“You were all right.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m an exceptional sort of chap.”</p>
+
+<p>“What about the Jacksons?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s going to be a close
+thing. If Bob’s fielding were to improve
+suddenly, he would just do it. But young Mike’s
+all over him as a bat. In a year or two that
+kid’ll be a marvel. He’s bound to
+get in next year, of course, so perhaps it would be
+better if Bob got the place as it’s his last
+season. Still, one wants the best man, of course.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Mike avoided Bob as much as possible
+during this anxious period; and he privately thought
+it rather tactless of the latter when, meeting him
+one day outside Donaldson’s, he insisted on his
+coming in and having some tea.</p>
+
+<p>Mike shuffled uncomfortably as his
+brother filled the kettle and lit the Etna. It
+required more tact than he had at his disposal to carry
+off a situation like this.</p>
+
+<p>Bob, being older, was more at his
+ease. He got tea ready, making desultory conversation
+the while, as if there were no particular reason why
+either of them should feel uncomfortable in the other’s
+presence. When he had finished, he poured Mike
+out a cup, passed him the bread, and sat down.</p>
+
+<p>“Not seen much of each other lately, Mike, what?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike murmured unintelligibly through a mouthful of
+bread-and-jam.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s no good pretending
+it isn’t an awkward situation,” continued
+Bob, “because it is. Beastly awkward.”</p>
+
+<p>“Awful rot the pater sending us to the same
+school.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I don’t know.
+We’ve all been at Wrykyn. Pity to spoil
+the record. It’s your fault for being such
+a young Infant Prodigy, and mine for not being able
+to field like an ordinary human being.”</p>
+
+<p>“You get on much better in the deep.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bit better, yes. Liable
+at any moment to miss a sitter, though. Not that
+it matters much really whether I do now.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike stared.</p>
+
+<p>“What! Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s what I wanted
+to see you about. Has Burgess said anything to
+you yet?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. Why? What about?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I’ve a sort of
+idea our little race is over. I fancy you’ve
+won.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve not heard a word——”</p>
+
+<p>
+“I have. I’ll tell you what makes me think the thing’s settled. I was in the
+pav. just now, in the First room, trying to find a batting-glove I’d mislaid.
+There was a copy of the <i>Wrykynian</i> lying on the mantelpiece, and I picked
+it up and started reading it. So there wasn’t any noise to show anybody outside
+that there was some one in the room. And then I heard Burgess and Spence jawing
+on the steps. They thought the place was empty, of course. I couldn’t help
+hearing what they said. The pav.’s like a sounding-board. I heard every word.
+Spence said, ‘Well, it’s about as difficult a problem as any captain of cricket
+at Wrykyn has ever had to tackle.’ I had a sort of idea that old Billy liked to
+boss things all on his own, but apparently he does consult Spence sometimes.
+After all, he’s cricket-master, and that’s what he’s there for. Well, Billy
+said, ‘I don’t know what to do. What do you think, sir?’ Spence said, ‘Well,
+I’ll give you my opinion, Burgess, but don’t feel bound to act on it. I’m
+simply saying what I think.’ ‘Yes, sir,’ said old Bill, doing a big Young
+Disciple with Wise Master act. ‘<i>I</i> think M.,’ said Spence. ‘Decidedly M.
+He’s a shade better than R. now, and in a year or two, of course, there’ll be
+no comparison.’”
+</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, rot,” muttered Mike,
+wiping the sweat off his forehead. This was one
+of the most harrowing interviews he had ever been through.</p>
+
+<p>“Not at all. Billy agreed
+with him. ‘That’s just what I think,
+sir,’ he said. ‘It’s rough
+on Bob, but still——’ And then
+they walked down the steps. I waited a bit to
+give them a good start, and then sheered off myself.
+And so home.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike looked at the floor, and said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>There was nothing much to <i>be</i> said.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, what I wanted to see
+you about was this,” resumed Bob. “I
+don’t propose to kiss you or anything; but,
+on the other hand, don’t let’s go to the
+other extreme. I’m not saying that it isn’t
+a bit of a brick just missing my cap like this, but
+it would have been just as bad for you if you’d
+been the one dropped. It’s the fortune of
+war. I don’t want you to go about feeling
+that you’ve blighted my life, and so on, and
+dashing up side-streets to avoid me because you think
+the sight of you will be painful. As it isn’t
+me, I’m jolly glad it’s you; and I shall
+cadge a seat in the pavilion from you when you’re
+playing for England at the Oval. Congratulate
+you.”</p>
+
+<p>It was the custom at Wrykyn, when
+you congratulated a man on getting colours, to shake
+his hand. They shook hands.</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks, awfully, Bob,”
+said Mike. And after that there seemed to be
+nothing much to talk about. So Mike edged out
+of the room, and tore across to Wain’s.</p>
+
+<p>He was sorry for Bob, but he would
+not have been human (which he certainly was) if the
+triumph of having won through at last into the first
+eleven had not dwarfed commiseration. It had been
+his one ambition, and now he had achieved it.</p>
+
+<p>The annoying part of the thing was
+that he had nobody to talk to about it. Until
+the news was official he could not mention it to the
+common herd. It wouldn’t do. The only
+possible confidant was Wyatt. And Wyatt was at
+Bisley, shooting with the School Eight for the Ashburton.
+For bull’s-eyes as well as cats came within
+Wyatt’s range as a marksman. Cricket took
+up too much of his time for him to be captain of the
+Eight and the man chosen to shoot for the Spencer,
+as he would otherwise almost certainly have been;
+but even though short of practice he was well up in
+the team.</p>
+
+<p>Until he returned, Mike could tell
+nobody. And by the time he returned the notice
+would probably be up in the Senior Block with the other
+cricket notices.</p>
+
+<p>In this fermenting state Mike went into the house.</p>
+
+<p>The list of the team to play for Wain’s
+<i>v</i>. Seymour’s on the following Monday
+was on the board. As he passed it, a few words
+scrawled in pencil at the bottom caught his eye.</p>
+
+<p>“All the above will turn out
+for house-fielding at 6.30 to-morrow morning.—W. F.-S.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, dash it,” said Mike,
+“what rot! Why on earth can’t he leave
+us alone!”</p>
+
+<p>For getting up an hour before his
+customary time for rising was not among Mike’s
+favourite pastimes. Still, orders were orders,
+he felt. It would have to be done.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch19">
+CHAPTER XIX<br/><br/>
+MIKE GOES TO SLEEP AGAIN</a></h3>
+
+<p>Mike was a stout supporter of the
+view that sleep in large quantities is good for one.
+He belonged to the school of thought which holds that
+a man becomes plain and pasty if deprived of his full
+spell in bed. He aimed at the peach-bloom complexion.</p>
+
+<p>To be routed out of bed a clear hour
+before the proper time, even on a summer morning,
+was not, therefore, a prospect that appealed to him.</p>
+
+<p>When he woke it seemed even less attractive
+than it had done when he went to sleep. He had
+banged his head on the pillow six times over-night,
+and this silent alarm proved effective, as it always
+does. Reaching out a hand for his watch, he found
+that it was five minutes past six.</p>
+
+<p>This was to the good. He could
+manage another quarter of an hour between the sheets.
+It would only take him ten minutes to wash and get
+into his flannels.</p>
+
+<p>He took his quarter of an hour, and
+a little more. He woke from a sort of doze to
+find that it was twenty-five past.</p>
+
+<p>Man’s inability to get out of
+bed in the morning is a curious thing. One may
+reason with oneself clearly and forcibly without the
+slightest effect. One knows that delay means
+inconvenience. Perhaps it may spoil one’s
+whole day. And one also knows that a single resolute
+heave will do the trick. But logic is of no use.
+One simply lies there.</p>
+
+<p>Mike thought he would take another minute.</p>
+
+<p>And during that minute there floated
+into his mind the question, Who <i>was</i> Firby-Smith?
+That was the point. Who <i>was</i> he, after all?</p>
+
+<p>This started quite a new train of
+thought. Previously Mike had firmly intended
+to get up—some time. Now he began to
+waver.</p>
+
+<p>The more he considered the Gazeka’s
+insignificance and futility and his own magnificence,
+the more outrageous did it seem that he should be
+dragged out of bed to please Firby-Smith’s vapid
+mind. Here was he, about to receive his first
+eleven colours on this very day probably, being ordered
+about, inconvenienced—in short, put upon
+by a worm who had only just scraped into the third.</p>
+
+<p>Was this right, he asked himself. Was this proper?</p>
+
+<p>And the hands of the watch moved round to twenty to.</p>
+
+<p>What was the matter with his fielding?
+<i>It</i> was all right. Make the rest of the
+team fag about, yes. But not a chap who, dash
+it all, had got his first <i>for</i> fielding!</p>
+
+<p>It was with almost a feeling of self-righteousness
+that Mike turned over on his side and went to sleep
+again.</p>
+
+<p>And outside in the cricket-field,
+the massive mind of the Gazeka was filled with rage,
+as it was gradually borne in upon him that this was
+not a question of mere lateness—which, he
+felt, would be bad enough, for when he said six-thirty
+he meant six-thirty—but of actual desertion.
+It was time, he said to himself, that the foot of Authority
+was set firmly down, and the strong right hand of Justice
+allowed to put in some energetic work. His comments
+on the team’s fielding that morning were bitter
+and sarcastic. His eyes gleamed behind their
+pince-nez.</p>
+
+<p>The painful interview took place after
+breakfast. The head of the house despatched his
+fag in search of Mike, and waited. He paced up
+and down the room like a hungry lion, adjusting his
+pince-nez (a thing, by the way, which lions seldom
+do) and behaving in other respects like a monarch
+of the desert. One would have felt, looking at
+him, that Mike, in coming to his den, was doing a deed
+which would make the achievement of Daniel seem in
+comparison like the tentative effort of some timid
+novice.</p>
+
+<p>And certainly Mike was not without
+qualms as he knocked at the door, and went in in response
+to the hoarse roar from the other side of it.</p>
+
+<p>Firby-Smith straightened his tie, and glared.</p>
+
+<p>“Young Jackson,” he said,
+“look here, I want to know what it all means,
+and jolly quick. You weren’t at house-fielding
+this morning. Didn’t you see the notice?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike admitted that he had seen the notice.</p>
+
+<p>“Then you frightful kid, what do you mean by
+it? What?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike hesitated. Awfully embarrassing,
+this. His real reason for not turning up to house-fielding
+was that he considered himself above such things,
+and Firby-Smith a toothy weed. Could he give this
+excuse? He had not his Book of Etiquette by him
+at the moment, but he rather fancied not. There
+was no arguing against the fact that the head of the
+house <i>was</i> a toothy weed; but he felt a firm
+conviction that it would not be politic to say so.</p>
+
+<p>Happy thought: over-slept himself.</p>
+
+<p>He mentioned this.</p>
+
+<p>“Over-slept yourself! You
+must jolly well not over-sleep yourself. What
+do you mean by over-sleeping yourself?”</p>
+
+<p>Very trying this sort of thing.</p>
+
+<p>“What time did you wake up?”</p>
+
+<p>“Six,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>It was not according to his complicated,
+yet intelligible code of morality to tell lies to
+save himself. When others were concerned he could
+suppress the true and suggest the false with a face
+of brass.</p>
+
+<p>“Six!”</p>
+
+<p>“Five past.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why didn’t you get up then?”</p>
+
+<p>“I went to sleep again.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, you went to sleep again,
+did you? Well, just listen to me. I’ve
+had my eye on you for some time, and I’ve seen
+it coming on. You’ve got swelled head,
+young man. That’s what you’ve got.
+Frightful swelled head. You think the place belongs
+to you.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t,” said Mike indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, you do,” said the
+Gazeka shrilly. “You think the whole frightful
+place belongs to you. You go siding about as if
+you’d bought it. Just because you’ve
+got your second, you think you can do what you like;
+turn up or not, as you please. It doesn’t
+matter whether I’m only in the third and you’re
+in the first. That’s got nothing to do with
+it. The point is that you’re one of the
+house team, and I’m captain of it, so you’ve
+jolly well got to turn out for fielding with the others
+when I think it necessary. See?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>“Do—you—see, you frightful
+kid?”</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus4">
+<img src="images/jmike4.jpg" alt="“DO—YOU—SEE, YOU FRIGHTFUL KID?”" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>Mike remained stonily silent.
+The rather large grain of truth in what Firby-Smith
+had said had gone home, as the unpleasant truth about
+ourselves is apt to do; and his feelings were hurt.
+He was determined not to give in and say that he saw
+even if the head of the house invoked all the majesty
+of the prefects’ room to help him, as he had
+nearly done once before. He set his teeth, and
+stared at a photograph on the wall.</p>
+
+<p>Firby-Smith’s manner became
+ominously calm. He produced a swagger-stick from
+a corner.</p>
+
+<p>“Do you see?” he asked again.</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s jaw set more tightly.</p>
+
+<p>What one really wants here is a row of stars.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Mike was still full of his injuries
+when Wyatt came back. Wyatt was worn out, but
+cheerful. The school had finished sixth for the
+Ashburton, which was an improvement of eight places
+on their last year’s form, and he himself had
+scored thirty at the two hundred and twenty-seven
+at the five hundred totals, which had put him in a
+very good humour with the world.</p>
+
+<p>“Me ancient skill has not deserted
+me,” he said, “That’s the cats.
+The man who can wing a cat by moonlight can put a
+bullet where he likes on a target. I didn’t
+hit the bull every time, but that was to give the
+other fellows a chance. My fatal modesty has always
+been a hindrance to me in life, and I suppose it always
+will be. Well, well! And what of the old
+homestead? Anything happened since I went away?
+Me old father, is he well? Has the lost will
+been discovered, or is there a mortgage on the family
+estates? By Jove, I could do with a stoup of
+Malvoisie. I wonder if the moke’s gone to
+bed yet. I’ll go down and look. A
+jug of water drawn from the well in the old courtyard
+where my ancestors have played as children for centuries
+back would just about save my life.”</p>
+
+<p>He left the dormitory, and Mike began
+to brood over his wrongs once more.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt came back, brandishing a jug
+of water and a glass.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, for a beaker full of the
+warm south, full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene!
+Have you ever tasted Hippocrene, young Jackson?
+Rather like ginger-beer, with a dash of raspberry-vinegar.
+Very heady. Failing that, water will do.
+A-ah!”</p>
+
+<p>He put down the glass, and surveyed
+Mike, who had maintained a moody silence throughout
+this speech.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s your trouble?”
+he asked. “For pains in the back try Ju-jar.
+If it’s a broken heart, Zam-buk’s what
+you want. Who’s been quarrelling with you?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s only that ass Firby-Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“Again! I never saw such
+chaps as you two. Always at it. What was
+the trouble this time? Call him a grinning ape
+again? Your passion for the truth’ll be
+getting you into trouble one of these days.”</p>
+
+<p>“He said I stuck on side.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know.”</p>
+
+<p>“I mean, did he buttonhole you
+on your way to school, and say, ‘Jackson, a
+word in your ear. You stick on side.’
+Or did he lead up to it in any way? Did he say,
+‘Talking of side, you stick it on.’
+What had you been doing to him?”</p>
+
+<p>“It was the house-fielding.”</p>
+
+<p>“But you can’t stick on
+side at house-fielding. I defy any one to.
+It’s too early in the morning.”</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t turn up.”</p>
+
+<p>“What! Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I don’t know.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, but, look here, really. Did you simply
+bunk it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt leaned on the end of Mike’s
+bed, and, having observed its occupant thoughtfully
+for a moment, proceeded to speak wisdom for the good
+of his soul.</p>
+
+<p>
+“I say, I don’t want to jaw—I’m one of those quiet chaps with strong, silent
+natures; you may have noticed it—but I must put in a well-chosen word at this
+juncture. Don’t pretend to be dropping off to sleep. Sit up and listen to what
+your kind old uncle’s got to say to you about manners and deportment.
+Otherwise, blood as you are at cricket, you’ll have a rotten time here. There
+are some things you simply can’t do; and one of them is bunking a thing when
+you’re put down for it. It doesn’t matter who it is puts you down. If he’s
+captain, you’ve got to obey him. That’s discipline, that ’ere is. The speaker
+then paused, and took a sip of water from the carafe which stood at his elbow.
+Cheers from the audience, and a voice ‘Hear! Hear!’”
+</p>
+
+<p>Mike rolled over in bed and glared
+up at the orator. Most of his face was covered
+by the water-jug, but his eyes stared fixedly from
+above it. He winked in a friendly way, and, putting
+down the jug, drew a deep breath.</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing like this old ’87
+water,” he said. “Such body.”</p>
+
+<p>“I like you jawing about discipline,”
+said Mike morosely.</p>
+
+<p>“And why, my gentle che-ild,
+should I not talk about discipline?”</p>
+
+<p>“Considering you break out of
+the house nearly every night.”</p>
+
+<p>“In passing, rather rum when
+you think that a burglar would get it hot for breaking
+in, while I get dropped on if I break out. Why
+should there be one law for the burglar and one for
+me? But you were saying—just so.
+I thank you. About my breaking out. When
+you’re a white-haired old man like me, young
+Jackson, you’ll see that there are two sorts
+of discipline at school. One you can break if
+you feel like taking the risks; the other you mustn’t
+ever break. I don’t know why, but it isn’t
+done. Until you learn that, you can never hope
+to become the Perfect Wrykynian like,” he concluded
+modestly, “me.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike made no reply. He would
+have perished rather than admit it, but Wyatt’s
+words had sunk in. That moment marked a distinct
+epoch in his career. His feelings were curiously
+mixed. He was still furious with Firby-Smith,
+yet at the same time he could not help acknowledging
+to himself that the latter had had the right on his
+side. He saw and approved of Wyatt’s point
+of view, which was the more impressive to him from
+his knowledge of his friend’s contempt for, or,
+rather, cheerful disregard of, most forms of law and
+order. If Wyatt, reckless though he was as regarded
+written school rules, held so rigid a respect for
+those that were unwritten, these last must be things
+which could not be treated lightly. That night,
+for the first time in his life, Mike went to sleep
+with a clear idea of what the public school spirit,
+of which so much is talked and written, really meant.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch20">
+CHAPTER XX<br/><br/>
+THE TEAM IS FILLED UP</a></h3>
+
+<p>When Burgess, at the end of the conversation
+in the pavilion with Mr. Spence which Bob Jackson
+had overheard, accompanied the cricket-master across
+the field to the boarding-houses, he had distinctly
+made up his mind to give Mike his first eleven colours
+next day. There was only one more match to be
+played before the school fixture-list was finished.
+That was the match with Ripton. Both at cricket
+and football Ripton was the school that mattered most.
+Wrykyn did not always win its other school matches;
+but it generally did. The public schools of England
+divide themselves naturally into little groups, as
+far as games are concerned. Harrow, Eton, and
+Winchester are one group: Westminster and Charterhouse
+another: Bedford, Tonbridge, Dulwich, Haileybury,
+and St. Paul’s are a third. In this way,
+Wrykyn, Ripton, Geddington, and Wilborough formed
+a group. There was no actual championship competition,
+but each played each, and by the end of the season
+it was easy to see which was entitled to first place.
+This nearly always lay between Ripton and Wrykyn.
+Sometimes an exceptional Geddington team would sweep
+the board, or Wrykyn, having beaten Ripton, would
+go down before Wilborough. But this did not happen
+often. Usually Wilborough and Geddington were
+left to scramble for the wooden spoon.</p>
+
+<p>Secretaries of cricket at Ripton and
+Wrykyn always liked to arrange the date of the match
+towards the end of the term, so that they might take
+the field with representative and not experimental
+teams. By July the weeding-out process had generally
+finished. Besides which the members of the teams
+had had time to get into form.</p>
+
+<p>At Wrykyn it was the custom to fill
+up the team, if possible, before the Ripton match.
+A player is likely to show better form if he has got
+his colours than if his fate depends on what he does
+in that particular match.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess, accordingly, had resolved
+to fill up the first eleven just a week before Ripton
+visited Wrykyn. There were two vacancies.
+One gave him no trouble. Neville-Smith was not
+a great bowler, but he was steady, and he had done
+well in the earlier matches. He had fairly earned
+his place. But the choice between Bob and Mike
+had kept him awake into the small hours two nights
+in succession. Finally he had consulted Mr. Spence,
+and Mr. Spence had voted for Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess was glad the thing was settled.
+The temptation to allow sentiment to interfere with
+business might have become too strong if he had waited
+much longer. He knew that it would be a wrench
+definitely excluding Bob from the team, and he hated
+to have to do it. The more he thought of it,
+the sorrier he was for him. If he could have
+pleased himself, he would have kept Bob In. But,
+as the poet has it, “Pleasure is pleasure, and
+biz is biz, and kep’ in a sepyrit jug.”
+The first duty of a captain is to have no friends.</p>
+
+<p>From small causes great events do
+spring. If Burgess had not picked up a particularly
+interesting novel after breakfast on the morning of
+Mike’s interview with Firby-Smith in the study,
+the list would have gone up on the notice-board after
+prayers. As it was, engrossed in his book, he
+let the moments go by till the sound on the bell startled
+him into movement. And then there was only time
+to gather up his cap, and sprint. The paper on
+which he had intended to write the list and the pen
+he had laid out to write it with lay untouched on the
+table.</p>
+
+<p>And, as it was not his habit to put
+up notices except during the morning, he postponed
+the thing. He could write it after tea. After
+all, there was a week before the match.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>When school was over, he went across
+to the Infirmary to inquire about Marsh. The
+report was more than favourable. Marsh had better
+not see any one just yet, in case of accident, but
+he was certain to be out in time to play against Ripton.</p>
+
+<p>“Doctor Oakes thinks he will
+be back in school on Tuesday.”</p>
+
+<p>“Banzai!” said Burgess,
+feeling that life was good. To take the field
+against Ripton without Marsh would have been to court
+disaster. Marsh’s fielding alone was worth
+the money. With him at short slip, Burgess felt
+safe when he bowled.</p>
+
+<p>The uncomfortable burden of the knowledge
+that he was about temporarily to sour Bob Jackson’s
+life ceased for the moment to trouble him. He
+crooned extracts from musical comedy as he walked
+towards the nets.</p>
+
+<p>Recollection of Bob’s hard case
+was brought to him by the sight of that about-to-be-soured
+sportsman tearing across the ground in the middle
+distance in an effort to get to a high catch which
+Trevor had hit up to him. It was a difficult
+catch, and Burgess waited to see if he would bring
+it off.</p>
+
+<p>Bob got to it with one hand, and held
+it. His impetus carried him on almost to where
+Burgess was standing.</p>
+
+<p>“Well held,” said Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo,” said Bob awkwardly.
+A gruesome thought had flashed across his mind that
+the captain might think that this gallery-work was
+an organised advertisement.</p>
+
+<p>“I couldn’t get both hands to it,”
+he explained.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re hot stuff in the deep.”</p>
+
+<p>“Easy when you’re only practising.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve just been to the Infirmary.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh. How’s Marsh?”</p>
+
+<p>“They wouldn’t let me
+see him, but it’s all right. He’ll
+be able to play on Saturday.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good,” said Bob, hoping
+he had said it as if he meant it. It was decidedly
+a blow. He was glad for the sake of the school,
+of course, but one has one’s personal ambitions.
+To the fact that Mike and not himself was the eleventh
+cap he had become partially resigned: but he
+had wanted rather badly to play against Ripton.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess passed on, his mind full of
+Bob once more. What hard luck it was! There
+was he, dashing about in the sun to improve his fielding,
+and all the time the team was filled up. He felt
+as if he were playing some low trick on a pal.</p>
+
+<p>Then the Jekyll and Hyde business
+completed itself. He suppressed his personal
+feelings, and became the cricket captain again.</p>
+
+<p>It was the cricket captain who, towards
+the end of the evening, came upon Firby-Smith and
+Mike parting at the conclusion of a conversation.
+That it had not been a friendly conversation would
+have been evident to the most casual observer from
+the manner in which Mike stumped off, swinging his
+cricket-bag as if it were a weapon of offence.
+There are many kinds of walk. Mike’s was
+the walk of the Overwrought Soul.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up?” inquired Burgess.</p>
+
+<p>“Young Jackson, do you mean?
+Oh, nothing. I was only telling him that there
+was going to be house-fielding to-morrow before breakfast.”</p>
+
+<p>“Didn’t he like the idea?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s jolly well got to
+like it,” said the Gazeka, as who should say,
+“This way for Iron Wills.” “The
+frightful kid cut it this morning. There’ll
+be worse trouble if he does it again.”</p>
+
+<p>There was, it may be mentioned, not
+an ounce of malice in the head of Wain’s house.
+That by telling the captain of cricket that Mike had
+shirked fielding-practice he might injure the latter’s
+prospects of a first eleven cap simply did not occur
+to him. That Burgess would feel, on being told
+of Mike’s slackness, much as a bishop might feel
+if he heard that a favourite curate had become a Mahometan
+or a Mumbo-Jumboist, did not enter his mind.
+All he considered was that the story of his dealings
+with Mike showed him, Firby-Smith, in the favourable
+and dashing character of the fellow-who-will-stand-no-nonsense,
+a sort of Captain Kettle on dry land, in fact; and
+so he proceeded to tell it in detail.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess parted with him with the firm
+conviction that Mike was a young slacker. Keenness
+in fielding was a fetish with him; and to cut practice
+struck him as a crime.</p>
+
+<p>He felt that he had been deceived in Mike.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>When, therefore, one takes into consideration
+his private bias in favour of Bob, and adds to it
+the reaction caused by this sudden unmasking of Mike,
+it is not surprising that the list Burgess made out
+that night before he went to bed differed in an important
+respect from the one he had intended to write before
+school.</p>
+
+<p>Mike happened to be near the notice-board
+when he pinned it up. It was only the pleasure
+of seeing his name down in black-and-white that made
+him trouble to look at the list. Bob’s news
+of the day before yesterday had made it clear how
+that list would run.</p>
+
+<p>The crowd that collected the moment
+Burgess had walked off carried him right up to the
+board.</p>
+
+<p>He looked at the paper.</p>
+
+<p>“Hard luck!” said somebody.</p>
+
+<p>Mike scarcely heard him.</p>
+
+<p>He felt physically sick with the shock
+of the disappointment. For the initial before
+the name Jackson was R.</p>
+
+<p>There was no possibility of mistake.
+Since writing was invented, there had never been an
+R. that looked less like an M. than the one on that
+list.</p>
+
+<p>Bob had beaten him on the tape.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch21">
+CHAPTER XXI<br/><br/>
+MARJORY THE FRANK</a></h3>
+
+<p>At the door of the senior block Burgess,
+going out, met Bob coming in, hurrying, as he was
+rather late.</p>
+
+<p>“Congratulate you, Bob,” he said; and
+passed on.</p>
+
+<p>Bob stared after him. As he stared, Trevor came
+out of the block.</p>
+
+<p>“Congratulate you, Bob.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the matter now?”</p>
+
+<p>“Haven’t you seen?”</p>
+
+<p>“Seen what?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why the list. You’ve got your first.”</p>
+
+<p>“My—what? you’re rotting.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I’m not. Go and look.”</p>
+
+<p>The thing seemed incredible. Had he dreamed that
+conversation between Spence and Burgess on the pavilion steps? Had
+he mixed up the names? He was certain that he had heard Spence give his verdict
+for Mike, and Burgess agree with him.</p>
+
+<p>Just then, Mike, feeling very ill,
+came down the steps. He caught sight of Bob and
+was passing with a feeble grin, when something told
+him that this was one of those occasions on which one
+has to show a Red Indian fortitude and stifle one’s
+private feelings.</p>
+
+<p>“Congratulate you, Bob,” he said awkwardly.</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks awfully,” said
+Bob, with equal awkwardness. Trevor moved on,
+delicately. This was no place for him. Bob’s
+face was looking like a stuffed frog’s, which
+was Bob’s way of trying to appear unconcerned
+and at his ease, while Mike seemed as if at any moment
+he might burst into tears. Spectators are not
+wanted at these awkward interviews.</p>
+
+<p>There was a short silence.</p>
+
+<p>“Jolly glad you’ve got it,” said
+Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“I believe there’s a mistake. I swear
+I heard Burgess say to Spence——”</p>
+
+<p>“He changed his mind probably. No reason
+why he shouldn’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it’s jolly rummy.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob endeavoured to find consolation.</p>
+
+<p>“Anyhow, you’ll have three
+years in the first. You’re a cert. for next
+year.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hope so,” said Mike,
+with such manifest lack of enthusiasm that Bob abandoned
+this line of argument. When one has missed one’s
+colours, next year seems a very, very long way off.</p>
+
+<p>They moved slowly through the cloisters,
+neither speaking, and up the stairs that led to the
+Great Hall. Each was gratefully conscious of
+the fact that prayers would be beginning in another
+minute, putting an end to an uncomfortable situation.</p>
+
+<p>“Heard from home lately?” inquired Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Bob snatched gladly at the subject.</p>
+
+<p>“Got a letter from mother this
+morning. I showed you the last one, didn’t
+I? I’ve only just had time to skim through
+this one, as the post was late, and I only got it
+just as I was going to dash across to school.
+Not much in it. Here it is, if you want to read
+it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks. It’ll be something to do
+during Math.”</p>
+
+<p>“Marjory wrote, too, for the
+first time in her life. Haven’t had time
+to look at it yet.”</p>
+
+<p>“After you. Sure it isn’t meant for
+me? She owes me a letter.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, it’s for me all right. I’ll
+give it you in the interval.”</p>
+
+<p>The arrival of the headmaster put an end to the conversation.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>By a quarter to eleven Mike had begun
+to grow reconciled to his fate. The disappointment
+was still there, but it was lessened. These things
+are like kicks on the shin. A brief spell of agony,
+and then a dull pain of which we are not always conscious
+unless our attention is directed to it, and which
+in time disappears altogether. When the bell
+rang for the interval that morning, Mike was, as it
+were, sitting up and taking nourishment.</p>
+
+<p>He was doing this in a literal as well as in a figurative
+sense when Bob entered the school shop.</p>
+
+<p>Bob appeared curiously agitated.
+He looked round, and, seeing Mike, pushed his way
+towards him through the crowd. Most of those present
+congratulated him as he passed; and Mike noticed, with
+some surprise, that, in place of the blushful grin
+which custom demands from the man who is being congratulated
+on receipt of colours, there appeared on his face
+a worried, even an irritated look. He seemed to
+have something on his mind.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo,” said Mike amiably. “Got
+that letter?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. I’ll show it you outside.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why not here?”</p>
+
+<p>“Come on.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike resented the tone, but followed.
+Evidently something had happened to upset Bob seriously.
+As they went out on the gravel, somebody congratulated
+Bob again, and again Bob hardly seemed to appreciate
+it.</p>
+
+<p>Bob led the way across the gravel
+and on to the first terrace. When they had left
+the crowd behind, he stopped.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up?” asked Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“I want you to read——”</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson!”</p>
+
+<p>They both turned. The headmaster
+was standing on the edge of the gravel.</p>
+
+<p>Bob pushed the letter into Mike’s hands.</p>
+
+<p>“Read that,” he said,
+and went up to the headmaster. Mike heard the
+words “English Essay,” and, seeing that
+the conversation was apparently going to be one of
+some length, capped the headmaster and walked off.
+He was just going to read the letter when the bell
+rang. He put the missive in his pocket, and went
+to his form-room wondering what Marjory could have
+found to say to Bob to touch him on the raw to such
+an extent. She was a breezy correspondent, with
+a style of her own, but usually she entertained rather
+than upset people. No suspicion of the actual
+contents of the letter crossed his mind.</p>
+
+<p>He read it during school, under the
+desk; and ceased to wonder. Bob had had cause
+to look worried. For the thousand and first time
+in her career of crime Marjory had been and done it!
+With a strong hand she had shaken the cat out of the
+bag, and exhibited it plainly to all whom it might
+concern.</p>
+
+<p>There was a curious absence of construction
+about the letter. Most authors of sensational
+matter nurse their bomb-shell, lead up to it, and
+display it to the best advantage. Marjory dropped
+hers into the body of the letter, and let it take
+its chance with the other news-items.</p>
+
+<p>“DEAR BOB” (the letter
+ran),—</p>
+
+<p class="letter">
+“I hope you are quite well. I am quite well. Phyllis has a cold, Ella cheeked
+Mademoiselle yesterday, and had to write out ‘Little Girls must be polite and
+obedient’ a hundred times in French. She was jolly sick about it. I told her it
+served her right. Joe made eighty-three against Lancashire. Reggie made a duck.
+Have you got your first? If you have, it will be all through Mike. Uncle John
+told Father that Mike pretended to hurt his wrist so that you could play
+instead of him for the school, and Father said it was very sporting of Mike but
+nobody must tell you because it wouldn’t be fair if you got your first for you
+to know that you owed it to Mike and I wasn’t supposed to hear but I did
+because I was in the room only they didn’t know I was (we were playing
+hide-and-seek and I was hiding) so I’m writing to tell you,
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">“From your affectionate sister</p>
+
+<p class="center">“Marjory.”</p>
+
+<p>There followed a P.S.</p>
+
+<p class="letter">“I’ll tell you what you ought
+to do. I’ve been reading a jolly good book
+called ‘The Boys of Dormitory Two,’ and
+the hero’s an awfully nice boy named Lionel
+Tremayne, and his friend Jack Langdale saves his
+life when a beast of a boatman who’s really employed
+by Lionel’s cousin who wants the money that
+Lionel’s going to have when he grows up stuns
+him and leaves him on the beach to drown. Well,
+Lionel is going to play for the school against
+Loamshire, and it’s <i>the</i> match of the
+season, but he goes to the headmaster and says he wants
+Jack to play instead of him. Why don’t
+you do that?</p>
+
+<p>“M.</p>
+
+<p>“P.P.S.—This has
+been a frightful fag to write.”</p>
+
+<p>For the life of him Mike could not
+help giggling as he pictured what Bob’s expression
+must have been when his brother read this document.
+But the humorous side of the thing did not appeal to
+him for long. What should he say to Bob?
+What would Bob say to him? Dash it all, it made
+him look such an awful <i>ass</i>! Anyhow, Bob
+couldn’t do much. In fact he didn’t
+see that he could do anything. The team was filled
+up, and Burgess was not likely to alter it. Besides,
+why should he alter it? Probably he would have
+given Bob his colours anyhow. Still, it was beastly
+awkward. Marjory meant well, but she had put her
+foot right in it. Girls oughtn’t to meddle
+with these things. No girl ought to be taught
+to write till she came of age. And Uncle John
+had behaved in many respects like the Complete Rotter.
+If he was going to let out things like that, he might
+at least have whispered them, or looked behind the
+curtains to see that the place wasn’t chock-full
+of female kids. Confound Uncle John!</p>
+
+<p>Throughout the dinner-hour Mike kept
+out of Bob’s way. But in a small community
+like a school it is impossible to avoid a man for ever.
+They met at the nets.</p>
+
+<p>“Well?” said Bob.</p>
+
+<p>“How do you mean?” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Did you read it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, is it all rot, or did
+you—you know what I mean—sham
+a crocked wrist?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Mike, “I did.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob stared gloomily at his toes.</p>
+
+<p>“I mean,” he said at last,
+apparently putting the finishing-touch to some train
+of thought, “I know I ought to be grateful, and
+all that. I suppose I am. I mean it was
+jolly good of you—Dash it all,” he
+broke off hotly, as if the putting his position into
+words had suddenly showed him how inglorious it was,
+“what did you want to do it <i>for</i>?
+What was the idea? What right have you got to
+go about playing Providence over me? Dash it
+all, it’s like giving a fellow money without
+consulting him.”</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t think you’d
+ever know. You wouldn’t have if only that
+ass Uncle John hadn’t let it out.”</p>
+
+<p>“How did he get to know? Why did you tell
+him?”</p>
+
+<p>“He got it out of me. I
+couldn’t choke him off. He came down when
+you were away at Geddington, and would insist on having
+a look at my arm, and naturally he spotted right away
+there was nothing the matter with it. So it came
+out; that’s how it was.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob scratched thoughtfully at the turf with a spike
+of his boot.</p>
+
+<p>“Of course, it was awfully decent——”</p>
+
+<p>Then again the monstrous nature of the affair came
+home to him.</p>
+
+<p>“But what did you do it <i>for</i>?
+Why should you rot up your own chances to give me
+a look in?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I don’t know.... You know, you
+did <i>me</i> a jolly good turn.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t remember. When?”</p>
+
+<p>“That Firby-Smith business.”</p>
+
+<p>“What about it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you got me out of a jolly bad hole.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, rot! And do you mean to tell me it
+was simply because of that——?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike appeared to him in a totally
+new light. He stared at him as if he were some
+strange creature hitherto unknown to the human race.
+Mike shuffled uneasily beneath the scrutiny.</p>
+
+<p>“Anyhow, it’s all over
+now,” Mike said, “so I don’t see
+what’s the point of talking about it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m hanged if it is.
+You don’t think I’m going to sit tight
+and take my first as if nothing had happened?”</p>
+
+<p>“What can you do? The list’s
+up. Are you going to the Old Man to ask him if
+I can play, like Lionel Tremayne?”</p>
+
+<p>The hopelessness of the situation
+came over Bob like a wave. He looked helplessly
+at Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Besides,” added Mike,
+“I shall get in next year all right. Half
+a second, I just want to speak to Wyatt about something.”</p>
+
+<p>He sidled off.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, anyhow,” said Bob to himself, “I
+must see Burgess about it.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch22">
+CHAPTER XXII<br/><br/>
+WYATT IS REMINDED OF AN ENGAGEMENT</a></h3>
+
+<p>There are situations in life which
+are beyond one. The sensible man realises this,
+and slides out of such situations, admitting himself
+beaten. Others try to grapple with them, but it
+never does any good. When affairs get into a
+real tangle, it is best to sit still and let them
+straighten themselves out. Or, if one does not
+do that, simply to think no more about them.
+This is Philosophy. The true philosopher is the
+man who says “All right,” and goes to sleep
+in his arm-chair. One’s attitude towards
+Life’s Little Difficulties should be that of
+the gentleman in the fable, who sat down on an acorn
+one day, and happened to doze. The warmth of
+his body caused the acorn to germinate, and it grew
+so rapidly that, when he awoke, he found himself sitting
+in the fork of an oak, sixty feet from the ground.
+He thought he would go home, but, finding this impossible,
+he altered his plans. “Well, well,”
+he said, “if I cannot compel circumstances to
+my will, I can at least adapt my will to circumstances.
+I decide to remain here.” Which he did,
+and had a not unpleasant time. The oak lacked
+some of the comforts of home, but the air was splendid
+and the view excellent.</p>
+
+<p>To-day’s Great Thought for Young
+Readers. Imitate this man.</p>
+
+<p>Bob should have done so, but he had
+not the necessary amount of philosophy. He still
+clung to the idea that he and Burgess, in council,
+might find some way of making things right for everybody.
+Though, at the moment, he did not see how eleven caps
+were to be divided amongst twelve candidates in such
+a way that each should have one.</p>
+
+<p>And Burgess, consulted on the point,
+confessed to the same inability to solve the problem.
+It took Bob at least a quarter of an hour to get the
+facts of the case into the captain’s head, but
+at last Burgess grasped the idea of the thing.
+At which period he remarked that it was a rum business.</p>
+
+<p>“Very rum,” Bob agreed.
+“Still, what you say doesn’t help us out
+much, seeing that the point is, what’s to be
+done?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why do anything?”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess was a philosopher, and took
+the line of least resistance, like the man in the
+oak-tree.</p>
+
+<p>“But I must do something,”
+said Bob. “Can’t you see how rotten
+it is for me?”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t see why.
+It’s not your fault. Very sporting of your
+brother and all that, of course, though I’m
+blowed if I’d have done it myself; but why should
+you do anything? You’re all right.
+Your brother stood out of the team to let you in it,
+and here you <i>are</i>, in it. What’s
+he got to grumble about?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s not grumbling. It’s me.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the matter with you? Don’t
+you want your first?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not like this. Can’t you see what
+a rotten position it is for me?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you worry.
+You simply keep on saying you’re all right.
+Besides, what do you want me to do? Alter the
+list?”</p>
+
+<p>But for the thought of those unspeakable
+outsiders, Lionel Tremayne and his headmaster, Bob
+might have answered this question in the affirmative;
+but he had the public-school boy’s terror of
+seeming to pose or do anything theatrical. He
+would have done a good deal to put matters right,
+but he could <i>not</i> do the self-sacrificing young
+hero business. It would not be in the picture.
+These things, if they are to be done at school, have
+to be carried through stealthily, after Mike’s
+fashion.</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose you can’t very
+well, now it’s up. Tell you what, though,
+I don’t see why I shouldn’t stand out
+of the team for the Ripton match. I could easily
+fake up some excuse.”</p>
+
+<p>“I do. I don’t know
+if it’s occurred to you, but the idea is rather
+to win the Ripton match, if possible. So that
+I’m a lot keen on putting the best team into
+the field. Sorry if it upsets your arrangements
+in any way.”</p>
+
+<p>“You know perfectly well Mike’s
+every bit as good as me.”</p>
+
+<p>“He isn’t so keen.”</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“Fielding. He’s a young slacker.”</p>
+
+<p>When Burgess had once labelled a man
+as that, he did not readily let the idea out of his
+mind.</p>
+
+<p>“Slacker? What rot! He’s as
+keen as anything.”</p>
+
+<p>“Anyhow, his keenness isn’t
+enough to make him turn out for house-fielding.
+If you really want to know, that’s why you’ve
+got your first instead of him. You sweated away,
+and improved your fielding twenty per cent.; and I
+happened to be talking to Firby-Smith and found that
+young Mike had been shirking his, so out he went.
+A bad field’s bad enough, but a slack field wants
+skinning.”</p>
+
+<p>“Smith oughtn’t to have told you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, he did tell me.
+So you see how it is. There won’t be any
+changes from the team I’ve put up on the board.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, all right,” said
+Bob. “I was afraid you mightn’t be
+able to do anything. So long.”</p>
+
+<p>“Mind the step,” said Burgess.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>At about the time when this conversation
+was in progress, Wyatt, crossing the cricket-field
+towards the school shop in search of something fizzy
+that might correct a burning thirst acquired at the
+nets, espied on the horizon a suit of cricket flannels
+surmounted by a huge, expansive grin. As the
+distance between them lessened, he discovered that
+inside the flannels was Neville-Smith’s body
+and behind the grin the rest of Neville-Smith’s
+face. Their visit to the nets not having coincided
+in point of time, as the Greek exercise books say,
+Wyatt had not seen his friend since the list of the
+team had been posted on the board, so he proceeded
+to congratulate him on his colours.</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks,” said Neville-Smith,
+with a brilliant display of front teeth.</p>
+
+<p>“Feeling good?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not the word for it. I feel like—I
+don’t know what.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll tell you what you
+look like, if that’s any good to you. That
+slight smile of yours will meet behind, if you don’t
+look out, and then the top of your head’ll come
+off.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t care. I’ve
+got my first, whatever happens. Little Willie’s
+going to buy a nice new cap and a pretty striped jacket
+all for his own self! I say, thanks for reminding
+me. Not that you did, but supposing you had.
+At any rate, I remember what it was I wanted to say
+to you. You know what I was saying to you about
+the bust I meant to have at home in honour of my getting
+my first, if I did, which I have—well,
+anyhow it’s to-night. You can roll up, can’t
+you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Delighted. Anything for
+a free feed in these hard times. What time did
+you say it was?”</p>
+
+<p>“Eleven. Make it a bit earlier, if you
+like.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, eleven’ll do me all right.”</p>
+
+<p>“How are you going to get out?”</p>
+
+<p>“‘Stone walls do not a
+prison make, nor iron bars a cage.’ That’s
+what the man said who wrote the libretto for the last
+set of Latin Verses we had to do. I shall manage
+it.”</p>
+
+<p>“They ought to allow you a latch-key.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I’ve often thought
+of asking my pater for one. Still, I get on very
+well. Who are coming besides me?”</p>
+
+<p>“No boarders. They all funked it.”</p>
+
+<p>“The race is degenerating.”</p>
+
+<p>“Said it wasn’t good enough.”</p>
+
+<p>“The school is going to the dogs. Who did
+you ask?”</p>
+
+<p>“Clowes was one. Said he
+didn’t want to miss his beauty-sleep. And
+Henfrey backed out because he thought the risk of being
+sacked wasn’t good enough.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s an aspect of the
+thing that might occur to some people. I don’t
+blame him—I might feel like that myself
+if I’d got another couple of years at school.”</p>
+
+<p>“But one or two day-boys are
+coming. Clephane is, for one. And Beverley.
+We shall have rather a rag. I’m going to
+get the things now.”</p>
+
+<p>“When I get to your place—I
+don’t believe I know the way, now I come to
+think of it—what do I do? Ring the
+bell and send in my card? or smash the nearest window
+and climb in?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t make too much row,
+for goodness sake. All the servants’ll have
+gone to bed. You’ll see the window of my
+room. It’s just above the porch. It’ll
+be the only one lighted up. Heave a pebble at
+it, and I’ll come down.”</p>
+
+<p>“So will the glass—with
+a run, I expect. Still, I’ll try to do as
+little damage as possible. After all, I needn’t
+throw a brick.”</p>
+
+<p>“You <i>will</i> turn up, won’t you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing shall stop me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good man.”</p>
+
+<p>As Wyatt was turning away, a sudden
+compunction seized upon Neville-Smith. He called
+him back.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, you don’t think
+it’s too risky, do you? I mean, you always
+are breaking out at night, aren’t you?
+I don’t want to get you into a row.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, that’s all right,”
+said Wyatt. “Don’t you worry about
+me. I should have gone out anyhow to-night.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch23">
+CHAPTER XXIII<br/><br/>
+A SURPRISE FOR MR. APPLEBY</a></h3>
+
+<p>“You may not know it,”
+said Wyatt to Mike in the dormitory that night, “but
+this is the maddest, merriest day of all the glad New
+Year.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike could not help thinking that
+for himself it was the very reverse, but he did not
+state his view of the case.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Neville-Smith’s giving
+a meal at his place in honour of his getting his first.
+I understand the preparations are on a scale of the
+utmost magnificence. No expense has been spared.
+Ginger-beer will flow like water. The oldest
+cask of lemonade has been broached; and a sardine is
+roasting whole in the market-place.”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you going?”</p>
+
+<p>“If I can tear myself away from
+your delightful society. The kick-off is fixed
+for eleven sharp. I am to stand underneath his
+window and heave bricks till something happens.
+I don’t know if he keeps a dog. If so,
+I shall probably get bitten to the bone.”</p>
+
+<p>“When are you going to start?”</p>
+
+<p>“About five minutes after Wain
+has been round the dormitories to see that all’s
+well. That ought to be somewhere about half-past
+ten.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t go getting caught.”</p>
+
+<p>“I shall do my little best not
+to be. Rather tricky work, though, getting back.
+I’ve got to climb two garden walls, and I shall
+probably be so full of Malvoisie that you’ll
+be able to hear it swishing about inside me.
+No catch steeple-chasing if you’re like that.
+They’ve no thought for people’s convenience
+here. Now at Bradford they’ve got studies
+on the ground floor, the windows looking out over the
+boundless prairie. No climbing or steeple-chasing
+needed at all. All you have to do is to open
+the window and step out. Still, we must make
+the best of things. Push us over a pinch of that
+tooth-powder of yours. I’ve used all mine.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt very seldom penetrated further
+than his own garden on the occasions when he roamed
+abroad at night. For cat-shooting the Wain spinneys
+were unsurpassed. There was one particular dustbin
+where one might be certain of flushing a covey any
+night; and the wall by the potting-shed was a feline
+club-house.</p>
+
+<p>But when he did wish to get out into
+the open country he had a special route which he always
+took. He climbed down from the wall that ran
+beneath the dormitory window into the garden belonging
+to Mr. Appleby, the master who had the house next
+to Mr. Wain’s. Crossing this, he climbed
+another wall, and dropped from it into a small lane
+which ended in the main road leading to Wrykyn town.</p>
+
+<p>This was the route which he took to-night.
+It was a glorious July night, and the scent of the
+flowers came to him with a curious distinctness as
+he let himself down from the dormitory window.
+At any other time he might have made a lengthy halt,
+and enjoyed the scents and small summer noises, but
+now he felt that it would be better not to delay.
+There was a full moon, and where he stood he could
+be seen distinctly from the windows of both houses.
+They were all dark, it is true, but on these occasions
+it was best to take no risks.</p>
+
+<p>He dropped cautiously into Appleby’s
+garden, ran lightly across it, and was in the lane
+within a minute.</p>
+
+<p>There he paused, dusted his trousers,
+which had suffered on the two walls, and strolled
+meditatively in the direction of the town. Half-past
+ten had just chimed from the school clock. He
+was in plenty of time.</p>
+
+<p>“What a night!” he said
+to himself, sniffing as he walked.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Now it happened that he was not alone
+in admiring the beauty of that particular night.
+At ten-fifteen it had struck Mr. Appleby, looking
+out of his study into the moonlit school grounds, that
+a pipe in the open would make an excellent break in
+his night’s work. He had acquired a slight
+headache as the result of correcting a batch of examination
+papers, and he thought that an interval of an hour
+in the open air before approaching the half-dozen
+or so papers which still remained to be looked at
+might do him good. The window of his study was
+open, but the room had got hot and stuffy. Nothing
+like a little fresh air for putting him right.</p>
+
+<p>For a few moments he debated the rival
+claims of a stroll in the cricket-field and a seat
+in the garden. Then he decided on the latter.
+The little gate in the railings opposite his house
+might not be open, and it was a long way round to
+the main entrance. So he took a deck-chair which
+leaned against the wall, and let himself out of the
+back door.</p>
+
+<p>He took up his position in the shadow
+of a fir-tree with his back to the house. From
+here he could see the long garden. He was fond
+of his garden, and spent what few moments he could
+spare from work and games pottering about it.
+He had his views as to what the ideal garden should
+be, and he hoped in time to tinker his own three acres
+up to the desired standard. At present there
+remained much to be done. Why not, for instance,
+take away those laurels at the end of the lawn, and
+have a flower-bed there instead? Laurels lasted
+all the year round, true, whereas flowers died and
+left an empty brown bed in the winter, but then laurels
+were nothing much to look at at any time, and a garden
+always had a beastly appearance in winter, whatever
+you did to it. Much better have flowers, and
+get a decent show for one’s money in summer
+at any rate.</p>
+
+<p>The problem of the bed at the end
+of the lawn occupied his complete attention for more
+than a quarter of an hour, at the end of which period
+he discovered that his pipe had gone out.</p>
+
+<p>He was just feeling for his matches
+to relight it when Wyatt dropped with a slight thud
+into his favourite herbaceous border.</p>
+
+<p>The surprise, and the agony of feeling
+that large boots were trampling among his treasures
+kept him transfixed for just the length of time necessary
+for Wyatt to cross the garden and climb the opposite
+wall. As he dropped into the lane, Mr. Appleby
+recovered himself sufficiently to emit a sort of strangled
+croak, but the sound was too slight to reach Wyatt.
+That reveller was walking down the Wrykyn road before
+Mr. Appleby had left his chair.</p>
+
+<p>It is an interesting point that it
+was the gardener rather than the schoolmaster in Mr.
+Appleby that first awoke to action. It was not
+the idea of a boy breaking out of his house at night
+that occurred to him first as particularly heinous;
+it was the fact that the boy had broken out <i>via</i>
+his herbaceous border. In four strides he was
+on the scene of the outrage, examining, on hands and
+knees, with the aid of the moonlight, the extent of
+the damage done.</p>
+
+<p>As far as he could see, it was not
+serious. By a happy accident Wyatt’s boots
+had gone home to right and left of precious plants
+but not on them. With a sigh of relief Mr. Appleby
+smoothed over the cavities, and rose to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>At this point it began to strike him
+that the episode affected him as a schoolmaster also.</p>
+
+<p>In that startled moment when Wyatt
+had suddenly crossed his line of vision, he had recognised
+him. The moon had shone full on his face as he
+left the flowerbed. There was no doubt in his
+mind as to the identity of the intruder.</p>
+
+<p>He paused, wondering how he should
+act. It was not an easy question. There
+was nothing of the spy about Mr. Appleby. He went
+his way openly, liked and respected by boys and masters.
+He always played the game. The difficulty here
+was to say exactly what the game was. Sentiment,
+of course, bade him forget the episode, treat it as
+if it had never happened. That was the simple
+way out of the difficulty. There was nothing
+unsporting about Mr. Appleby. He knew that there
+were times when a master might, without blame, close
+his eyes or look the other way. If he had met
+Wyatt out of bounds in the day-time, and it had been
+possible to convey the impression that he had not seen
+him, he would have done so. To be out of bounds
+is not a particularly deadly sin. A master must
+check it if it occurs too frequently, but he may use
+his discretion.</p>
+
+<p>Breaking out at night, however, was
+a different thing altogether. It was on another
+plane. There are times when a master must waive
+sentiment, and remember that he is in a position of
+trust, and owes a duty directly to his headmaster,
+and indirectly, through the headmaster, to the parents.
+He receives a salary for doing this duty, and, if
+he feels that sentiment is too strong for him, he should
+resign in favour of some one of tougher fibre.</p>
+
+<p>This was the conclusion to which Mr.
+Appleby came over his relighted pipe. He could
+not let the matter rest where it was.</p>
+
+<p>In ordinary circumstances it would
+have been his duty to report the affair to the headmaster
+but in the present case he thought that a slightly
+different course might be pursued. He would lay
+the whole thing before Mr. Wain, and leave him to
+deal with it as he thought best. It was one of
+the few cases where it was possible for an assistant
+master to fulfil his duty to a parent directly, instead
+of through the agency of the headmaster.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Knocking out the ashes of his pipe
+against a tree, he folded his deck-chair and went
+into the house. The examination papers were spread
+invitingly on the table, but they would have to wait.
+He turned down his lamp, and walked round to Wain’s.</p>
+
+<p>There was a light in one of the ground-floor
+windows. He tapped on the window, and the sound
+of a chair being pushed back told him that he had
+been heard. The blind shot up, and he had a view
+of a room littered with books and papers, in the middle
+of which stood Mr. Wain, like a sea-beast among rocks.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain recognised his visitor and
+opened the window. Mr. Appleby could not help
+feeling how like Wain it was to work on a warm summer’s
+night in a hermetically sealed room. There was
+always something queer and eccentric about Wyatt’s
+step-father.</p>
+
+<p>“Can I have a word with you, Wain?” he
+said.</p>
+
+<p>“Appleby! Is there anything
+the matter? I was startled when you tapped.
+Exceedingly so.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sorry,” said Mr. Appleby.
+“Wouldn’t have disturbed you, only it’s
+something important. I’ll climb in through
+here, shall I? No need to unlock the door.”
+And, greatly to Mr. Wain’s surprise and rather
+to his disapproval, Mr. Appleby vaulted on to the
+window-sill, and squeezed through into the room.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch24">
+CHAPTER XXIV<br/><br/>
+CAUGHT</a></h3>
+
+<p>“Got some rather bad news for
+you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.
+“I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.
+About Wyatt.”</p>
+
+<p>“James!”</p>
+
+<p>“I was sitting in my garden
+a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing
+the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall
+on to my herbaceous border.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Appleby said this with a tinge
+of bitterness. The thing still rankled.</p>
+
+<p>“James! In your garden!
+Impossible. Why, it is not a quarter of an hour
+since I left him in his dormitory.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s not there now.”</p>
+
+<p>“You astound me, Appleby. I am astonished.”</p>
+
+<p>“So was I.”</p>
+
+<p>“How is such a thing possible? His window
+is heavily barred.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bars can be removed.”</p>
+
+<p>“You must have been mistaken.”</p>
+
+<p>“Possibly,” said Mr. Appleby,
+a little nettled. Gaping astonishment is always
+apt to be irritating. “Let’s leave
+it at that, then. Sorry to have disturbed you.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sit down, Appleby.
+Dear me, this is most extraordinary. Exceedingly
+so. You are certain it was James?”</p>
+
+<p>“Perfectly. It’s like daylight out
+of doors.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain drummed on the table with his fingers.</p>
+
+<p>“What shall I do?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Appleby offered no suggestion.</p>
+
+<p>“I ought to report it to the
+headmaster. That is certainly the course I should
+pursue.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t see why.
+It isn’t like an ordinary case. You’re
+the parent. You can deal with the thing directly.
+If you come to think of it, a headmaster’s only
+a sort of middleman between boys and parents.
+He plays substitute for the parent in his absence.
+I don’t see why you should drag in the master
+at all here.”</p>
+
+<p>“There is certainly something
+in what you say,” said Mr. Wain on reflection.</p>
+
+<p>“A good deal. Tackle the
+boy when he comes in, and have it out with him.
+Remember that it must mean expulsion if you report
+him to the headmaster. He would have no choice.
+Everybody who has ever broken out of his house here
+and been caught has been expelled. I should strongly
+advise you to deal with the thing yourself.”</p>
+
+<p>“I will. Yes. You
+are quite right, Appleby. That is a very good
+idea of yours. You are not going?”</p>
+
+<p>“Must. Got a pile of examination
+papers to look over. Good-night.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good-night.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Appleby made his way out of the
+window and through the gate into his own territory
+in a pensive frame of mind. He was wondering what
+would happen. He had taken the only possible course,
+and, if only Wain kept his head and did not let the
+matter get through officially to the headmaster, things
+might not be so bad for Wyatt after all. He hoped
+they would not. He liked Wyatt. It would
+be a thousand pities, he felt, if he were to be expelled.
+What would Wain do? What would <i>he</i> do in
+a similar case? It was difficult to say.
+Probably talk violently for as long as he could keep
+it up, and then consider the episode closed.
+He doubted whether Wain would have the common sense
+to do this. Altogether it was very painful and
+disturbing, and he was taking a rather gloomy view
+of the assistant master’s lot as he sat down
+to finish off the rest of his examination papers.
+It was not all roses, the life of an assistant master
+at a public school. He had continually to be
+sinking his own individual sympathies in the claims
+of his duty. Mr. Appleby was the last man who
+would willingly have reported a boy for enjoying a
+midnight ramble. But he was the last man to shirk
+the duty of reporting him, merely because it was one
+decidedly not to his taste.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain sat on for some minutes after
+his companion had left, pondering over the news he
+had heard. Even now he clung to the idea that
+Appleby had made some extraordinary mistake. Gradually
+he began to convince himself of this. He had
+seen Wyatt actually in bed a quarter of an hour before—not
+asleep, it was true, but apparently on the verge of
+dropping off. And the bars across the window had
+looked so solid.... Could Appleby have been dreaming?
+Something of the kind might easily have happened.
+He had been working hard, and the night was warm....</p>
+
+<p>Then it occurred to him that he could
+easily prove or disprove the truth of his colleague’s
+statement by going to the dormitory and seeing if
+Wyatt were there or not. If he had gone out, he
+would hardly have returned yet.</p>
+
+<p>He took a candle, and walked quietly upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>Arrived at his step-son’s dormitory,
+he turned the door-handle softly and went in.
+The light of the candle fell on both beds. Mike
+was there, asleep. He grunted, and turned over
+with his face to the wall as the light shone on his
+eyes. But the other bed was empty. Appleby
+had been right.</p>
+
+<p>If further proof had been needed,
+one of the bars was missing from the window.
+The moon shone in through the empty space.</p>
+
+<p>The house-master sat down quietly
+on the vacant bed. He blew the candle out, and
+waited there in the semi-darkness, thinking. For
+years he and Wyatt had lived in a state of armed neutrality,
+broken by various small encounters. Lately, by
+silent but mutual agreement, they had kept out of
+each other’s way as much as possible, and it
+had become rare for the house-master to have to find
+fault officially with his step-son. But there
+had never been anything even remotely approaching
+friendship between them. Mr. Wain was not a man
+who inspired affection readily, least of all in those
+many years younger than himself. Nor did he easily
+grow fond of others. Wyatt he had regarded, from
+the moment when the threads of their lives became
+entangled, as a complete nuisance.</p>
+
+<p>It was not, therefore, a sorrowful,
+so much as an exasperated, vigil that he kept in the
+dormitory. There was nothing of the sorrowing
+father about his frame of mind. He was the house-master
+about to deal with a mutineer, and nothing else.</p>
+
+<p>This breaking-out, he reflected wrathfully,
+was the last straw. Wyatt’s presence had
+been a nervous inconvenience to him for years.
+The time had come to put an end to it. It was
+with a comfortable feeling of magnanimity that he
+resolved not to report the breach of discipline to
+the headmaster. Wyatt should not be expelled.
+But he should leave, and that immediately. He
+would write to the bank before he went to bed, asking
+them to receive his step-son at once; and the letter
+should go by the first post next day. The discipline
+of the bank would be salutary and steadying.
+And—this was a particularly grateful reflection—a
+fortnight annually was the limit of the holiday allowed
+by the management to its junior employees.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain had arrived at this conclusion,
+and was beginning to feel a little cramped, when Mike
+Jackson suddenly sat up.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo!” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Go to sleep, Jackson, immediately,” snapped
+the house-master.</p>
+
+<p>Mike had often heard and read of people’s
+hearts leaping to their mouths, but he had never before
+experienced that sensation of something hot and dry
+springing in the throat, which is what really happens
+to us on receipt of a bad shock. A sickening feeling
+that the game was up beyond all hope of salvation
+came to him. He lay down again without a word.</p>
+
+<p>What a frightful thing to happen!
+How on earth had this come about? What in the
+world had brought Wain to the dormitory at that hour?
+Poor old Wyatt! If it had upset <i>him</i> (Mike)
+to see the house-master in the room, what would be
+the effect of such a sight on Wyatt, returning from
+the revels at Neville-Smith’s!</p>
+
+<p>And what could he do? Nothing.
+There was literally no way out. His mind went
+back to the night when he had saved Wyatt by a brilliant
+<i>coup</i>. The most brilliant of <i>coups</i>
+could effect nothing now. Absolutely and entirely
+the game was up.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Every minute that passed seemed like
+an hour to Mike. Dead silence reigned in the
+dormitory, broken every now and then by the creak of
+the other bed, as the house-master shifted his position.
+Twelve boomed across the field from the school clock.
+Mike could not help thinking what a perfect night
+it must be for him to be able to hear the strokes
+so plainly. He strained his ears for any indication
+of Wyatt’s approach, but could hear nothing.
+Then a very faint scraping noise broke the stillness,
+and presently the patch of moonlight on the floor
+was darkened.</p>
+
+<p>At that moment Mr. Wain relit his candle.</p>
+
+<p>The unexpected glare took Wyatt momentarily
+aback. Mike saw him start. Then he seemed
+to recover himself. In a calm and leisurely manner
+he climbed into the room.</p>
+
+<p>“James!” said Mr. Wain.
+His voice sounded ominously hollow.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt dusted his knees, and rubbed
+his hands together. “Hullo, is that you,
+father!” he said pleasantly.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch25">
+CHAPTER XXV<br/><br/>
+MARCHING ORDERS</a></h3>
+
+<p>A silence followed. To Mike,
+lying in bed, holding his breath, it seemed a long
+silence. As a matter of fact it lasted for perhaps
+ten seconds. Then Mr. Wain spoke.</p>
+
+<p>“You have been out, James?”</p>
+
+<p>It is curious how in the more dramatic
+moments of life the inane remark is the first that
+comes to us.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir,” said Wyatt.</p>
+
+<p>“I am astonished. Exceedingly astonished.”</p>
+
+<p>“I got a bit of a start myself,” said
+Wyatt.</p>
+
+<p>“I shall talk to you in my study. Follow
+me there.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>He left the room, and Wyatt suddenly began to chuckle.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Wyatt!” said Mike,
+completely thrown off his balance by the events of
+the night.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt continued to giggle helplessly.
+He flung himself down on his bed, rolling with laughter.
+Mike began to get alarmed.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s all right,”
+said Wyatt at last, speaking with difficulty.
+“But, I say, how long had he been sitting there?”</p>
+
+<p>“It seemed hours. About an hour, I suppose,
+really.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s the funniest thing
+I’ve ever struck. Me sweating to get in
+quietly, and all the time him camping out on my bed!”</p>
+
+<p>“But look here, what’ll happen?”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt sat up.</p>
+
+<p>“That reminds me. Suppose I’d better
+go down.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’ll he do, do you think?”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah, now, what!”</p>
+
+<p>“But, I say, it’s awful. What’ll
+happen?”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s for him to decide. Speaking
+at a venture, I should say——”</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t think——?”</p>
+
+<p>“The boot. The swift and
+sudden boot. I shall be sorry to part with you,
+but I’m afraid it’s a case of ‘Au
+revoir, my little Hyacinth.’ We shall meet
+at Philippi. This is my Moscow. To-morrow
+I shall go out into the night with one long, choking
+sob. Years hence a white-haired bank-clerk will
+tap at your door when you’re a prosperous professional
+cricketer with your photograph in <i>Wisden</i>.
+That’ll be me. Well, I suppose I’d
+better go down. We’d better all get to bed
+<i>some</i> time to-night. Don’t go to
+sleep.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not likely.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll tell you all the
+latest news when I come back. Where are me slippers?
+Ha, ’tis well! Lead on, then, minions.
+I follow.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>In the study Mr. Wain was fumbling
+restlessly with his papers when Wyatt appeared.</p>
+
+<p>“Sit down, James,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt sat down. One of his slippers
+fell off with a clatter. Mr. Wain jumped nervously.</p>
+
+<p>“Only my slipper,” explained Wyatt.
+“It slipped.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain took up a pen, and began to tap the table.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, James?”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>“I should be glad to hear your
+explanation of this disgraceful matter.”</p>
+
+<p>“The fact is——” said
+Wyatt.</p>
+
+<p>“Well?”</p>
+
+<p>“I haven’t one, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“What were you doing out of
+your dormitory, out of the house, at that hour?”</p>
+
+<p>“I went for a walk, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“And, may I inquire, are you
+in the habit of violating the strictest school rules
+by absenting yourself from the house during the night?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“What?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is an exceedingly serious matter.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt nodded agreement with this view.</p>
+
+<p>“Exceedingly.”</p>
+
+<p>The pen rose and fell with the rapidity
+of the cylinder of a motor-car. Wyatt, watching
+it, became suddenly aware that the thing was hypnotising
+him. In a minute or two he would be asleep.</p>
+
+<p>“I wish you wouldn’t do
+that, father. Tap like that, I mean. It’s
+sending me to sleep.”</p>
+
+<p>“James!”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s like a woodpecker.”</p>
+
+<p>“Studied impertinence——”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m very sorry. Only it <i>was</i>
+sending me off.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wain suspended tapping operations,
+and resumed the thread of his discourse.</p>
+
+<p>“I am sorry, exceedingly, to
+see this attitude in you, James. It is not fitting.
+It is in keeping with your behaviour throughout.
+Your conduct has been lax and reckless in the extreme.
+It is possible that you imagine that the peculiar
+circumstances of our relationship secure you from
+the penalties to which the ordinary boy——”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I need hardly say,” continued
+Mr. Wain, ignoring the interruption, “that I
+shall treat you exactly as I should treat any other
+member of my house whom I had detected in the same
+misdemeanour.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course,” said Wyatt, approvingly.</p>
+
+<p>“I must ask you not to interrupt
+me when I am speaking to you, James. I say that
+your punishment will be no whit less severe than would
+be that of any other boy. You have repeatedly
+proved yourself lacking in ballast and a respect for
+discipline in smaller ways, but this is a far more
+serious matter. Exceedingly so. It is impossible
+for me to overlook it, even were I disposed to do
+so. You are aware of the penalty for such an
+action as yours?”</p>
+
+<p>“The sack,” said Wyatt laconically.</p>
+
+<p>“It is expulsion. You must leave the school.
+At once.”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“As you know, I have already
+secured a nomination for you in the London and Oriental
+Bank. I shall write to-morrow to the manager
+asking him to receive you at once——”</p>
+
+<p>“After all, they only gain an extra fortnight
+of me.”</p>
+
+<p>“You will leave directly I receive
+his letter. I shall arrange with the headmaster
+that you are withdrawn privately——”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Not</i> the sack?”</p>
+
+<p>“Withdrawn privately. You
+will not go to school to-morrow. Do you understand?
+That is all. Have you anything to say?”</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt reflected.</p>
+
+<p>“No, I don’t think——”</p>
+
+<p>His eye fell on a tray bearing a decanter and a syphon.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes,” he said.
+“Can’t I mix you a whisky and soda, father,
+before I go off to bed?”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>“Well?” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt kicked off his slippers, and began to undress.</p>
+
+<p>“What happened?”</p>
+
+<p>“We chatted.”</p>
+
+<p>“Has he let you off?”</p>
+
+<p>“Like a gun. I shoot off
+almost immediately. To-morrow I take a well-earned
+rest away from school, and the day after I become the
+gay young bank-clerk, all amongst the ink and ledgers.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was miserably silent.</p>
+
+<p>“Buck up,” said Wyatt
+cheerfully. “It would have happened anyhow
+in another fortnight. So why worry?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was still silent. The reflection
+was doubtless philosophic, but it failed to comfort
+him.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch26">
+CHAPTER XXVI<br/><br/>
+THE AFTERMATH</a></h3>
+
+<p>Bad news spreads quickly. By
+the quarter to eleven interval next day the facts
+concerning Wyatt and Mr. Wain were public property.
+Mike, as an actual spectator of the drama, was in
+great request as an informant. As he told the
+story to a group of sympathisers outside the school
+shop, Burgess came up, his eyes rolling in a fine frenzy.</p>
+
+<p>“Anybody seen young—oh,
+here you are. What’s all this about Jimmy
+Wyatt? They’re saying he’s been sacked,
+or some rot.”</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus5">
+<img src="images/jmike5.jpg" alt="“WHAT’S ALL THIS ABOUT JIMMY WYATT?”" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>“So he has—at least, he’s got
+to leave.”</p>
+
+<p>“What? When?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s left already. He isn’t
+coming to school again.”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess’s first thought, as
+befitted a good cricket captain, was for his team.</p>
+
+<p>“And the Ripton match on Saturday!”</p>
+
+<p>Nobody seemed to have anything except silent sympathy
+at his command.</p>
+
+<p>“Dash the man! Silly ass!
+What did he want to do it for! Poor old Jimmy,
+though!” he added after a pause. “What
+rot for him!”</p>
+
+<p>“Beastly,” agreed Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“All the same,” continued
+Burgess, with a return to the austere manner of the
+captain of cricket, “he might have chucked playing
+the goat till after the Ripton match. Look here,
+young Jackson, you’ll turn out for fielding
+with the first this afternoon. You’ll play
+on Saturday.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” said Mike,
+without enthusiasm. The Wyatt disaster was too
+recent for him to feel much pleasure at playing against
+Ripton <i>vice</i> his friend, withdrawn.</p>
+
+<p>Bob was the next to interview him.
+They met in the cloisters.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, Mike!” said Bob.
+“I say, what’s all this about Wyatt?”</p>
+
+<p>“Wain caught him getting back
+into the dorm. last night after Neville-Smith’s,
+and he’s taken him away from the school.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s he going to do?
+Going into that bank straight away?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. You know, that’s
+the part he bars most. He’d have been leaving
+anyhow in a fortnight, you see; only it’s awful
+rot for a chap like Wyatt to have to go and froust
+in a bank for the rest of his life.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’ll find it rather
+a change, I expect. I suppose you won’t
+be seeing him before he goes?”</p>
+
+<p>“I shouldn’t think so.
+Not unless he comes to the dorm. during the night.
+He’s sleeping over in Wain’s part of the
+house, but I shouldn’t be surprised if he nipped
+out after Wain has gone to bed. Hope he does,
+anyway.”</p>
+
+<p>“I should like to say good-bye.
+But I don’t suppose it’ll be possible.”</p>
+
+<p>They separated in the direction of
+their respective form-rooms. Mike felt bitter
+and disappointed at the way the news had been received.
+Wyatt was his best friend, his pal; and it offended
+him that the school should take the tidings of his
+departure as they had done. Most of them who
+had come to him for information had expressed a sort
+of sympathy with the absent hero of his story, but
+the chief sensation seemed to be one of pleasurable
+excitement at the fact that something big had happened
+to break the monotony of school routine. They
+treated the thing much as they would have treated
+the announcement that a record score had been made
+in first-class cricket. The school was not so
+much regretful as comfortably thrilled. And Burgess
+had actually cursed before sympathising. Mike
+felt resentful towards Burgess. As a matter of
+fact, the cricket captain wrote a letter to Wyatt during
+preparation that night which would have satisfied even
+Mike’s sense of what was fit. But Mike
+had no opportunity of learning this.</p>
+
+<p>There was, however, one exception
+to the general rule, one member of the school who
+did not treat the episode as if it were merely an
+interesting and impersonal item of sensational news.
+Neville-Smith heard of what had happened towards the
+end of the interval, and rushed off instantly in search
+of Mike. He was too late to catch him before
+he went to his form-room, so he waited for him at half-past
+twelve, when the bell rang for the end of morning
+school.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Jackson, is this true about old Wyatt?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“What happened?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike related the story for the sixteenth
+time. It was a melancholy pleasure to have found
+a listener who heard the tale in the right spirit.
+There was no doubt about Neville-Smith’s interest
+and sympathy. He was silent for a moment after
+Mike had finished.</p>
+
+<p>“It was all my fault,”
+he said at length. “If it hadn’t been
+for me, this wouldn’t have happened. What
+a fool I was to ask him to my place! I might
+have known he would be caught.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I don’t know,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“It was absolutely my fault.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was not equal to the task of
+soothing Neville-Smith’s wounded conscience.
+He did not attempt it. They walked on without
+further conversation till they reached Wain’s
+gate, where Mike left him. Neville-Smith proceeded
+on his way, plunged in meditation.</p>
+
+<p>The result of which meditation was
+that Burgess got a second shock before the day was
+out. Bob, going over to the nets rather late in
+the afternoon, came upon the captain of cricket standing
+apart from his fellow men with an expression on his
+face that spoke of mental upheavals on a vast scale.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up?” asked Bob.</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing much,” said Burgess,
+with a forced and grisly calm. “Only that,
+as far as I can see, we shall play Ripton on Saturday
+with a sort of second eleven. You don’t
+happen to have got sacked or anything, by the way,
+do you?”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s happened now?”</p>
+
+<p>“Neville-Smith. In extra
+on Saturday. That’s all. Only our first-
+and second-change bowlers out of the team for the
+Ripton match in one day. I suppose by to-morrow
+half the others’ll have gone, and we shall take
+the field on Saturday with a scratch side of kids from
+the Junior School.”</p>
+
+<p>“Neville-Smith! Why, what’s he been
+doing?”</p>
+
+<p>“Apparently he gave a sort of
+supper to celebrate his getting his first, and it
+was while coming back from that that Wyatt got collared.
+Well, I’m blowed if Neville-Smith doesn’t
+toddle off to the Old Man after school to-day and
+tell him the whole yarn! Said it was all his
+fault. What rot! Sort of thing that might
+have happened to any one. If Wyatt hadn’t
+gone to him, he’d probably have gone out somewhere
+else.”</p>
+
+<p>“And the Old Man shoved him in extra?”</p>
+
+<p>“Next two Saturdays.”</p>
+
+<p>“Are Ripton strong this year?”
+asked Bob, for lack of anything better to say.</p>
+
+<p>“Very, from all accounts.
+They whacked the M.C.C. Jolly hot team of M.C.C.
+too. Stronger than the one we drew with.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well, you never know what’s
+going to happen at cricket. I may hold a catch
+for a change.”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess grunted.</p>
+
+<p>Bob went on his way to the nets. Mike was just
+putting on his pads.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Mike,” said Bob.
+“I wanted to see you. It’s about Wyatt.
+I’ve thought of something.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s that?”</p>
+
+<p>“A way of getting him out of
+that bank. If it comes off, that’s to say.”</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove, he’d jump at anything.
+What’s the idea?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why shouldn’t he get
+a job of sorts out in the Argentine? There ought
+to be heaps of sound jobs going there for a chap like
+Wyatt. He’s a jolly good shot, to start
+with. I shouldn’t wonder if it wasn’t
+rather a score to be able to shoot out there.
+And he can ride, I know.”</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove, I’ll write to
+father to-night. He must be able to work it, I
+should think. He never chucked the show altogether,
+did he?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike, as most other boys of his age
+would have been, was profoundly ignorant as to the
+details by which his father’s money had been,
+or was being, made. He only knew vaguely that
+the source of revenue had something to do with the
+Argentine. His brother Joe had been born in Buenos
+Ayres; and once, three years ago, his father had gone
+over there for a visit, presumably on business.
+All these things seemed to show that Mr. Jackson senior
+was a useful man to have about if you wanted a job
+in that Eldorado, the Argentine Republic.</p>
+
+<p>As a matter of fact, Mike’s
+father owned vast tracts of land up country, where
+countless sheep lived and had their being. He
+had long retired from active superintendence of his
+estate. Like Mr. Spenlow, he had a partner, a
+stout fellow with the work-taint highly developed,
+who asked nothing better than to be left in charge.
+So Mr. Jackson had returned to the home of his fathers,
+glad to be there again. But he still had a decided
+voice in the ordering of affairs on the ranches, and
+Mike was going to the fountain-head of things when
+he wrote to his father that night, putting forward
+Wyatt’s claims to attention and ability to perform
+any sort of job with which he might be presented.</p>
+
+<p>The reflection that he had done all
+that could be done tended to console him for the non-appearance
+of Wyatt either that night or next morning—a
+non-appearance which was due to the simple fact that
+he passed that night in a bed in Mr. Wain’s
+dressing-room, the door of which that cautious pedagogue,
+who believed in taking no chances, locked from the
+outside on retiring to rest.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch27">
+CHAPTER XXVII<br/><br/>
+THE RIPTON MATCH</a></h3>
+
+<p>Mike got an answer from his father
+on the morning of the Ripton match. A letter
+from Wyatt also lay on his plate when he came down
+to breakfast.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jackson’s letter was short,
+but to the point. He said he would go and see
+Wyatt early in the next week. He added that being
+expelled from a public school was not the only qualification
+for success as a sheep-farmer, but that, if Mike’s
+friend added to this a general intelligence and amiability,
+and a skill for picking off cats with an air-pistol
+and bull’s-eyes with a Lee-Enfield, there was
+no reason why something should not be done for him.
+In any case he would buy him a lunch, so that Wyatt
+would extract at least some profit from his visit.
+He said that he hoped something could be managed.
+It was a pity that a boy accustomed to shoot cats
+should be condemned for the rest of his life to shoot
+nothing more exciting than his cuffs.</p>
+
+<p>Wyatt’s letter was longer.
+It might have been published under the title “My
+First Day in a Bank, by a Beginner.” His
+advent had apparently caused little sensation.
+He had first had a brief conversation with the manager,
+which had run as follows:</p>
+
+<p>“Mr. Wyatt?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m ... Sportsman?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Cricketer?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Play football?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m ... Racquets?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Everything?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m ... Well, you won’t get
+any more of it now.”</p>
+
+<p>
+After which a Mr. Blenkinsop had led him up to a vast ledger, in which he was
+to inscribe the addresses of all out-going letters. These letters he would then
+stamp, and subsequently take in bundles to the post office. Once a week he
+would be required to buy stamps. “If I were one of those Napoleons of Finance,”
+wrote Wyatt, “I should cook the accounts, I suppose, and embezzle stamps to an
+incredible amount. But it doesn’t seem in my line. I’m afraid I wasn’t cut out
+for a business career. Still, I have stamped this letter at the expense of the
+office, and entered it up under the heading ‘Sundries,’ which is a sort of
+start. Look out for an article in the <i>Wrykynian</i>, ‘Hints for Young
+Criminals, by J. Wyatt, champion catch-as-catch-can stamp-stealer of the
+British Isles.’ So long. I suppose you are playing against Ripton, now that the
+world of commerce has found that it can’t get on without me. Mind you make a
+century, and then perhaps Burgess’ll give you your first after all. There were
+twelve colours given three years ago, because one chap left at half-term and
+the man who played instead of him came off against Ripton.”
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>This had occurred to Mike independently.
+The Ripton match was a special event, and the man
+who performed any outstanding feat against that school
+was treated as a sort of Horatius. Honours were
+heaped upon him. If he could only make a century!
+or even fifty. Even twenty, if it got the school
+out of a tight place. He was as nervous on the
+Saturday morning as he had been on the morning of the
+M.C.C. match. It was Victory or Westminster Abbey
+now. To do only averagely well, to be among the
+ruck, would be as useless as not playing at all, as
+far as his chance of his first was concerned.</p>
+
+<p>It was evident to those who woke early
+on the Saturday morning that this Ripton match was
+not likely to end in a draw. During the Friday
+rain had fallen almost incessantly in a steady drizzle.
+It had stopped late at night; and at six in the morning
+there was every prospect of another hot day.
+There was that feeling in the air which shows that
+the sun is trying to get through the clouds. The
+sky was a dull grey at breakfast time, except where
+a flush of deeper colour gave a hint of the sun.
+It was a day on which to win the toss, and go in first.
+At eleven-thirty, when the match was timed to begin,
+the wicket would be too wet to be difficult.
+Runs would come easily till the sun came out and began
+to dry the ground. When that happened there would
+be trouble for the side that was batting.</p>
+
+<p>Burgess, inspecting the wicket with
+Mr. Spence during the quarter to eleven interval,
+was not slow to recognise this fact.</p>
+
+<p>“I should win the toss to-day,
+if I were you, Burgess,” said Mr. Spence.</p>
+
+<p>“Just what I was thinking, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“That wicket’s going to
+get nasty after lunch, if the sun comes out. A
+regular Rhodes wicket it’s going to be.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wish we <i>had</i> Rhodes,”
+said Burgess. “Or even Wyatt. It would
+just suit him, this.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Spence, as a member of the staff,
+was not going to be drawn into discussing Wyatt and
+his premature departure, so he diverted the conversation
+on to the subject of the general aspect of the school’s
+attack.</p>
+
+<p>“Who will go on first with you, Burgess?”</p>
+
+<p>“Who do you think, sir? Ellerby? It
+might be his wicket.”</p>
+
+<p>Ellerby bowled medium inclining to
+slow. On a pitch that suited him he was apt to
+turn from leg and get people out caught at the wicket
+or short slip.</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly, Ellerby. This
+end, I think. The other’s yours, though
+I’m afraid you’ll have a poor time bowling
+fast to-day. Even with plenty of sawdust I doubt
+if it will be possible to get a decent foothold till
+after lunch.”</p>
+
+<p>“I must win the toss,”
+said Burgess. “It’s a nuisance too,
+about our batting. Marsh will probably be dead
+out of form after being in the Infirmary so long.
+If he’d had a chance of getting a bit of practice
+yesterday, it might have been all right.”</p>
+
+<p>“That rain will have a lot to
+answer for if we lose. On a dry, hard wicket
+I’m certain we should beat them four times out
+of six. I was talking to a man who played against
+them for the Nomads. He said that on a true wicket
+there was not a great deal of sting in their bowling,
+but that they’ve got a slow leg-break man who
+might be dangerous on a day like this. A boy
+called de Freece. I don’t know of him.
+He wasn’t in the team last year.”</p>
+
+<p>“I know the chap. He played
+wing three for them at footer against us this year
+on their ground. He was crocked when they came
+here. He’s a pretty useful chap all round,
+I believe. Plays racquets for them too.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, my friend said he had
+one very dangerous ball, of the Bosanquet type.
+Looks as if it were going away, and comes in instead.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t think a lot of
+that,” said Burgess ruefully. “One
+consolation is, though, that that sort of ball is
+easier to watch on a slow wicket. I must tell
+the fellows to look out for it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I should. And, above all, win the toss.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Burgess and Maclaine, the Ripton captain,
+were old acquaintances. They had been at the
+same private school, and they had played against one
+another at football and cricket for two years now.</p>
+
+<p>“We’ll go in first, Mac,”
+said Burgess, as they met on the pavilion steps after
+they had changed.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s awfully good of
+you to suggest it,” said Maclaine. “but
+I think we’ll toss. It’s a hobby
+of mine. You call.”</p>
+
+<p>“Heads.”</p>
+
+<p>“Tails it is. I ought to
+have warned you that you hadn’t a chance.
+I’ve lost the toss five times running, so I was
+bound to win to-day.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll put us in, I suppose?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes—after us.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well, we sha’n’t
+have long to wait for our knock, that’s a comfort.
+Buck up and send some one in, and let’s get at
+you.”</p>
+
+<p>And Burgess went off to tell the ground-man
+to have plenty of sawdust ready, as he would want
+the field paved with it.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The policy of the Ripton team was
+obvious from the first over. They meant to force
+the game. Already the sun was beginning to peep
+through the haze. For about an hour run-getting
+ought to be a tolerably simple process; but after
+that hour singles would be as valuable as threes and
+boundaries an almost unheard-of luxury.</p>
+
+<p>So Ripton went in to hit.</p>
+
+<p>The policy proved successful for a
+time, as it generally does. Burgess, who relied
+on a run that was a series of tiger-like leaps culminating
+in a spring that suggested that he meant to lower the
+long jump record, found himself badly handicapped
+by the state of the ground. In spite of frequent
+libations of sawdust, he was compelled to tread cautiously,
+and this robbed his bowling of much of its pace.
+The score mounted rapidly. Twenty came in ten
+minutes. At thirty-five the first wicket fell,
+run out.</p>
+
+<p>At sixty Ellerby, who had found the
+pitch too soft for him and had been expensive, gave
+place to Grant. Grant bowled what were supposed
+to be slow leg-breaks, but which did not always break.
+The change worked.</p>
+
+<p>Maclaine, after hitting the first
+two balls to the boundary, skied the third to Bob
+Jackson in the deep, and Bob, for whom constant practice
+had robbed this sort of catch of its terrors, held
+it.</p>
+
+<p>A yorker from Burgess disposed of
+the next man before he could settle down; but the
+score, seventy-four for three wickets, was large enough
+in view of the fact that the pitch was already becoming
+more difficult, and was certain to get worse, to make
+Ripton feel that the advantage was with them.
+Another hour of play remained before lunch. The
+deterioration of the wicket would be slow during that
+period. The sun, which was now shining brightly,
+would put in its deadliest work from two o’clock
+onwards. Maclaine’s instructions to his
+men were to go on hitting.</p>
+
+<p>A too liberal interpretation of the
+meaning of the verb “to hit” led to the
+departure of two more Riptonians in the course of the
+next two overs. There is a certain type of school
+batsman who considers that to force the game means
+to swipe blindly at every ball on the chance of taking
+it half-volley. This policy sometimes leads to
+a boundary or two, as it did on this occasion, but
+it means that wickets will fall, as also happened
+now. Seventy-four for three became eighty-six
+for five. Burgess began to look happier.</p>
+
+<p>His contentment increased when he
+got the next man leg-before-wicket with the total
+unaltered. At this rate Ripton would be out before
+lunch for under a hundred.</p>
+
+<p>But the rot stopped with the fall
+of that wicket. Dashing tactics were laid aside.
+The pitch had begun to play tricks, and the pair now
+in settled down to watch the ball. They plodded
+on, scoring slowly and jerkily till the hands of the
+clock stood at half-past one. Then Ellerby, who
+had gone on again instead of Grant, beat the less steady
+of the pair with a ball that pitched on the middle
+stump and shot into the base of the off. A hundred
+and twenty had gone up on the board at the beginning
+of the over.</p>
+
+<p>That period which is always so dangerous,
+when the wicket is bad, the ten minutes before lunch,
+proved fatal to two more of the enemy. The last
+man had just gone to the wickets, with the score at
+a hundred and thirty-one, when a quarter to two arrived,
+and with it the luncheon interval.</p>
+
+<p>So far it was anybody’s game.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch28">
+CHAPTER XXVIII<br/><br/>
+MIKE WINS HOME</a></h3>
+
+<p>The Ripton last-wicket man was de
+Freece, the slow bowler. He was apparently a
+young gentleman wholly free from the curse of nervousness.
+He wore a cheerful smile as he took guard before receiving
+the first ball after lunch, and Wrykyn had plenty of
+opportunity of seeing that that was his normal expression
+when at the wickets. There is often a certain
+looseness about the attack after lunch, and the bowler
+of googlies took advantage of it now. He seemed
+to be a batsman with only one hit; but he had also
+a very accurate eye, and his one hit, a semicircular
+stroke, which suggested the golf links rather than
+the cricket field, came off with distressing frequency.
+He mowed Burgess’s first ball to the square-leg
+boundary, missed his second, and snicked the third
+for three over long-slip’s head. The other
+batsman played out the over, and de Freece proceeded
+to treat Ellerby’s bowling with equal familiarity.
+The scoring-board showed an increase of twenty as
+the result of three overs. Every run was invaluable
+now, and the Ripton contingent made the pavilion re-echo
+as a fluky shot over mid-on’s head sent up the
+hundred and fifty.</p>
+
+<p>There are few things more exasperating
+to the fielding side than a last-wicket stand.
+It resembles in its effect the dragging-out of a book
+or play after the <i>dénouement</i> has been reached.
+At the fall of the ninth wicket the fieldsmen nearly
+always look on their outing as finished. Just
+a ball or two to the last man, and it will be their
+turn to bat. If the last man insists on keeping
+them out in the field, they resent it.</p>
+
+<p>What made it especially irritating
+now was the knowledge that a straight yorker would
+solve the whole thing. But when Burgess bowled
+a yorker, it was not straight. And when he bowled
+a straight ball, it was not a yorker. A four
+and a three to de Freece, and a four bye sent up a
+hundred and sixty.</p>
+
+<p>It was beginning to look as if this
+might go on for ever, when Ellerby, who had been missing
+the stumps by fractions of an inch, for the last ten
+minutes, did what Burgess had failed to do. He
+bowled a straight, medium-paced yorker, and de Freece,
+swiping at it with a bright smile, found his leg-stump
+knocked back. He had made twenty-eight.
+His record score, he explained to Mike, as they walked
+to the pavilion, for this or any ground.</p>
+
+<p>The Ripton total was a hundred and sixty-six.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>With the ground in its usual true,
+hard condition, Wrykyn would have gone in against
+a score of a hundred and sixty-six with the cheery
+intention of knocking off the runs for the loss of
+two or three wickets. It would have been a gentle
+canter for them.</p>
+
+<p>But ordinary standards would not apply
+here. On a good wicket Wrykyn that season were
+a two hundred and fifty to three hundred side.
+On a bad wicket—well, they had met the
+Incogniti on a bad wicket, and their total—with
+Wyatt playing and making top score—had worked
+out at a hundred and seven.</p>
+
+<p>A grim determination to do their best,
+rather than confidence that their best, when done,
+would be anything record-breaking, was the spirit
+which animated the team when they opened their innings.</p>
+
+<p>And in five minutes this had changed to a dull gloom.</p>
+
+<p>The tragedy started with the very
+first ball. It hardly seemed that the innings
+had begun, when Morris was seen to leave the crease,
+and make for the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s that googly man,” said Burgess
+blankly.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s happened?”
+shouted a voice from the interior of the first eleven
+room.</p>
+
+<p>“Morris is out.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good gracious! How?”
+asked Ellerby, emerging from the room with one pad
+on his leg and the other in his hand.</p>
+
+<p>“L.-b.-w. First ball.”</p>
+
+<p>“My aunt! Who’s in next? Not
+me?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. Berridge. For
+goodness sake, Berry, stick a bat in the way, and
+not your legs. Watch that de Freece man like a
+hawk. He breaks like sin all over the shop.
+Hullo, Morris! Bad luck! Were you out, do
+you think?” A batsman who has been given l.-b.-w.
+is always asked this question on his return to the
+pavilion, and he answers it in nine cases out of ten
+in the negative. Morris was the tenth case.
+He thought it was all right, he said.</p>
+
+<p>“Thought the thing was going to break, but it
+didn’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hear that, Berry? He doesn’t
+always break. You must look out for that,”
+said Burgess helpfully. Morris sat down and began
+to take off his pads.</p>
+
+<p>“That chap’ll have Berry, if he doesn’t
+look out,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>But Berridge survived the ordeal.
+He turned his first ball to leg for a single.</p>
+
+<p>This brought Marsh to the batting
+end; and the second tragedy occurred.</p>
+
+<p>It was evident from the way he shaped
+that Marsh was short of practice. His visit to
+the Infirmary had taken the edge off his batting.
+He scratched awkwardly at three balls without hitting
+them. The last of the over had him in two minds.
+He started to play forward, changed his stroke suddenly
+and tried to step back, and the next moment the bails
+had shot up like the <i>débris</i> of a small explosion,
+and the wicket-keeper was clapping his gloved hands
+gently and slowly in the introspective, dreamy way
+wicket-keepers have on these occasions.</p>
+
+<p>A silence that could be felt brooded over the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>The voice of the scorer, addressing
+from his little wooden hut the melancholy youth who
+was working the telegraph-board, broke it.</p>
+
+<p>“One for two. Last man duck.”</p>
+
+<p>Ellerby echoed the remark. He got up, and took
+off his blazer.</p>
+
+<p>“This is all right,” he
+said, “isn’t it! I wonder if the man
+at the other end is a sort of young Rhodes too!”</p>
+
+<p>Fortunately he was not. The star
+of the Ripton attack was evidently de Freece.
+The bowler at the other end looked fairly plain.
+He sent them down medium-pace, and on a good wicket
+would probably have been simple. But to-day there
+was danger in the most guileless-looking deliveries.</p>
+
+<p>Berridge relieved the tension a little
+by playing safely through the over, and scoring a
+couple of twos off it. And when Ellerby not only
+survived the destructive de Freece’s second over,
+but actually lifted a loose ball on to the roof of
+the scoring-hut, the cloud began perceptibly to lift.
+A no-ball in the same over sent up the first ten.
+Ten for two was not good; but it was considerably better
+than one for two.</p>
+
+<p>With the score at thirty, Ellerby
+was missed in the slips off de Freece. He had
+been playing with slowly increasing confidence till
+then, but this seemed to throw him out of his stride.
+He played inside the next ball, and was all but bowled:
+and then, jumping out to drive, he was smartly stumped.
+The cloud began to settle again.</p>
+
+<p>Bob was the next man in.</p>
+
+<p>Ellerby took off his pads, and dropped
+into the chair next to Mike’s. Mike was
+silent and thoughtful. He was in after Bob, and
+to be on the eve of batting does not make one conversational.</p>
+
+<p>“You in next?” asked Ellerby.</p>
+
+<p>Mike nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s getting trickier
+every minute,” said Ellerby. “The
+only thing is, if we can only stay in, we might have
+a chance. The wicket’ll get better, and
+I don’t believe they’ve any bowling at
+all bar de Freece. By George, Bob’s out!...
+No, he isn’t.”</p>
+
+<p>Bob had jumped out at one of de Freece’s
+slows, as Ellerby had done, and had nearly met the
+same fate. The wicket-keeper, however, had fumbled
+the ball.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s the way I was
+had,” said Ellerby. “That man’s
+keeping such a jolly good length that you don’t
+know whether to stay in your ground or go out at them.
+If only somebody would knock him off his length, I
+believe we might win yet.”</p>
+
+<p>The same idea apparently occurred
+to Burgess. He came to where Mike was sitting.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m going to shove you
+down one, Jackson,” he said. “I shall
+go in next myself and swipe, and try and knock that
+man de Freece off.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” said Mike.
+He was not quite sure whether he was glad or sorry
+at the respite.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s a pity old Wyatt
+isn’t here,” said Ellerby. “This
+is just the sort of time when he might have come off.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bob’s broken his egg,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Good man. Every little helps....
+Oh, you silly ass, get <i>back</i>!”</p>
+
+<p>Berridge had called Bob for a short
+run that was obviously no run. Third man was
+returning the ball as the batsmen crossed. The
+next moment the wicket-keeper had the bails off.
+Berridge was out by a yard.</p>
+
+<p>“Forty-one for four,” said Ellerby.
+“Help!”</p>
+
+<p>Burgess began his campaign against
+de Freece by skying his first ball over cover’s
+head to the boundary. A howl of delight went up
+from the school, which was repeated, <i>fortissimo</i>,
+when, more by accident than by accurate timing, the
+captain put on two more fours past extra-cover.
+The bowler’s cheerful smile never varied.</p>
+
+<p>Whether Burgess would have knocked
+de Freece off his length or not was a question that
+was destined to remain unsolved, for in the middle
+of the other bowler’s over Bob hit a single;
+the batsmen crossed; and Burgess had his leg-stump
+uprooted while trying a gigantic pull-stroke.</p>
+
+<p>The melancholy youth put up the figures,
+54, 5, 12, on the board.</p>
+
+<p>Mike, as he walked out of the pavilion
+to join Bob, was not conscious of any particular nervousness.
+It had been an ordeal having to wait and look on while
+wickets fell, but now that the time of inaction was
+at an end he felt curiously composed. When he
+had gone out to bat against the M.C.C. on the occasion
+of his first appearance for the school, he experienced
+a quaint sensation of unreality. He seemed to
+be watching his body walking to the wickets, as if
+it were some one else’s. There was no sense
+of individuality.</p>
+
+<p>But now his feelings were different.
+He was cool. He noticed small things—mid-off
+chewing bits of grass, the bowler re-tying the scarf
+round his waist, little patches of brown where the
+turf had been worn away. He took guard with a
+clear picture of the positions of the fieldsmen photographed
+on his brain.</p>
+
+<p>Fitness, which in a batsman exhibits
+itself mainly in an increased power of seeing the
+ball, is one of the most inexplicable things connected
+with cricket. It has nothing, or very little,
+to do with actual health. A man may come out
+of a sick-room with just that extra quickness in sighting
+the ball that makes all the difference; or he may
+be in perfect training and play inside straight half-volleys.
+Mike would not have said that he felt more than ordinarily
+well that day. Indeed, he was rather painfully
+conscious of having bolted his food at lunch.
+But something seemed to whisper to him, as he settled
+himself to face the bowler, that he was at the top
+of his batting form. A difficult wicket always
+brought out his latent powers as a bat. It was
+a standing mystery with the sporting Press how Joe
+Jackson managed to collect fifties and sixties on
+wickets that completely upset men who were, apparently,
+finer players. On days when the Olympians of the
+cricket world were bringing their averages down with
+ducks and singles, Joe would be in his element, watching
+the ball and pushing it through the slips as if there
+were no such thing as a tricky wicket. And Mike
+took after Joe.</p>
+
+<p>A single off the fifth ball of the
+over opened his score and brought him to the opposite
+end. Bob played ball number six back to the bowler,
+and Mike took guard preparatory to facing de Freece.</p>
+
+<p>The Ripton slow bowler took a long
+run, considering his pace. In the early part
+of an innings he often trapped the batsmen in this
+way, by leading them to expect a faster ball than
+he actually sent down. A queer little jump in
+the middle of the run increased the difficulty of
+watching him.</p>
+
+<p>The smiting he had received from Burgess
+in the previous over had not had the effect of knocking
+de Freece off his length. The ball was too short
+to reach with comfort, and not short enough to take
+liberties with. It pitched slightly to leg, and
+whipped in quickly. Mike had faced half-left,
+and stepped back. The increased speed of the ball
+after it had touched the ground beat him. The
+ball hit his right pad.</p>
+
+<p>“’S that?” shouted
+mid-on. Mid-on has a habit of appealing for l.-b.-w.
+in school matches.</p>
+
+<p>De Freece said nothing. The Ripton
+bowler was as conscientious in the matter of appeals
+as a good bowler should be. He had seen that the
+ball had pitched off the leg-stump.</p>
+
+<p>The umpire shook his head. Mid-on
+tried to look as if he had not spoken.</p>
+
+<p>Mike prepared himself for the next
+ball with a glow of confidence. He felt that
+he knew where he was now. Till then he had not
+thought the wicket was so fast. The two balls
+he had played at the other end had told him nothing.
+They had been well pitched up, and he had smothered
+them. He knew what to do now. He had played
+on wickets of this pace at home against Saunders’s
+bowling, and Saunders had shown him the right way
+to cope with them.</p>
+
+<p>The next ball was of the same length,
+but this time off the off-stump. Mike jumped
+out, and hit it before it had time to break. It
+flew along the ground through the gap between cover
+and extra-cover, a comfortable three.</p>
+
+<p>Bob played out the over with elaborate care.</p>
+
+<p>Off the second ball of the other man’s
+over Mike scored his first boundary. It was a
+long-hop on the off. He banged it behind point
+to the terrace-bank. The last ball of the over,
+a half-volley to leg, he lifted over the other boundary.</p>
+
+<p>“Sixty up,” said Ellerby,
+in the pavilion, as the umpire signalled another no-ball.
+“By George! I believe these chaps are going
+to knock off the runs. Young Jackson looks as
+if he was in for a century.”</p>
+
+<p>“You ass,” said Berridge.
+“Don’t say that, or he’s certain
+to get out.”</p>
+
+<p>Berridge was one of those who are
+skilled in cricket superstitions.</p>
+
+<p>But Mike did not get out. He
+took seven off de Freece’s next over by means
+of two cuts and a drive. And, with Bob still exhibiting
+a stolid and rock-like defence, the score mounted
+to eighty, thence to ninety, and so, mainly by singles,
+to a hundred.</p>
+
+<p>At a hundred and four, when the wicket
+had put on exactly fifty, Bob fell to a combination
+of de Freece and extra-cover. He had stuck like
+a limpet for an hour and a quarter, and made twenty-one.</p>
+
+<p>Mike watched him go with much the
+same feelings as those of a man who turns away from
+the platform after seeing a friend off on a long railway
+journey. His departure upset the scheme of things.
+For himself he had no fear now. He might possibly
+get out off his next ball, but he felt set enough
+to stay at the wickets till nightfall. He had
+had narrow escapes from de Freece, but he was full
+of that conviction, which comes to all batsmen on
+occasion, that this was his day. He had made
+twenty-six, and the wicket was getting easier.
+He could feel the sting going out of the bowling every
+over.</p>
+
+<p>Henfrey, the next man in, was a promising
+rather than an effective bat. He had an excellent
+style, but he was uncertain. (Two years later, when
+he captained the Wrykyn teams, he made a lot of runs.)
+But this season his batting had been spasmodic.</p>
+
+<p>To-day he never looked like settling
+down. He survived an over from de Freece, and
+hit a fast change bowler who had been put on at the
+other end for a couple of fluky fours. Then Mike
+got the bowling for three consecutive overs, and raised
+the score to a hundred and twenty-six. A bye
+brought Henfrey to the batting end again, and de Freece’s
+pet googly, which had not been much in evidence hitherto,
+led to his snicking an easy catch into short-slip’s
+hands.</p>
+
+<p>A hundred and twenty-seven for seven
+against a total of a hundred and sixty-six gives the
+impression that the batting side has the advantage.
+In the present case, however, it was Ripton who were
+really in the better position. Apparently, Wrykyn
+had three more wickets to fall. Practically they
+had only one, for neither Ashe, nor Grant, nor Devenish
+had any pretensions to be considered batsmen.
+Ashe was the school wicket-keeper. Grant and
+Devenish were bowlers. Between them the three
+could not be relied on for a dozen in a decent match.</p>
+
+<p>Mike watched Ashe shape with a sinking
+heart. The wicket-keeper looked like a man who
+feels that his hour has come. Mike could see him
+licking his lips. There was nervousness written
+all over him.</p>
+
+<p>He was not kept long in suspense.
+De Freece’s first ball made a hideous wreck
+of his wicket.</p>
+
+<p>“Over,” said the umpire.</p>
+
+<p>Mike felt that the school’s
+one chance now lay in his keeping the bowling.
+But how was he to do this? It suddenly occurred
+to him that it was a delicate position that he was
+in. It was not often that he was troubled by
+an inconvenient modesty, but this happened now.
+Grant was a fellow he hardly knew, and a school prefect
+to boot. Could he go up to him and explain that
+he, Jackson, did not consider him competent to bat
+in this crisis? Would not this get about and be
+accounted to him for side? He had made forty,
+but even so....</p>
+
+<p>Fortunately Grant solved the problem
+on his own account. He came up to Mike and spoke
+with an earnestness born of nerves. “For
+goodness sake,” he whispered, “collar
+the bowling all you know, or we’re done.
+I shall get outed first ball.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” said Mike,
+and set his teeth. Forty to win! A large
+order. But it was going to be done. His whole
+existence seemed to concentrate itself on those forty
+runs.</p>
+
+<p>The fast bowler, who was the last
+of several changes that had been tried at the other
+end, was well-meaning but erratic. The wicket
+was almost true again now, and it was possible to
+take liberties.</p>
+
+<p>Mike took them.</p>
+
+<p>A distant clapping from the pavilion,
+taken up a moment later all round the ground, and
+echoed by the Ripton fieldsmen, announced that he
+had reached his fifty.</p>
+
+<p>The last ball of the over he mishit.
+It rolled in the direction of third man.</p>
+
+<p>“Come on,” shouted Grant.</p>
+
+<p>Mike and the ball arrived at the opposite
+wicket almost simultaneously. Another fraction
+of a second, and he would have been run out.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus6">
+<img src="images/jmike6.jpg" alt="MIKE AND THE BALL ARRIVED ALMOST SIMULTANEOUSLY" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>The last balls of the next two overs
+provided repetitions of this performance. But
+each time luck was with him, and his bat was across
+the crease before the bails were off. The telegraph-board
+showed a hundred and fifty.</p>
+
+<p>The next over was doubly sensational.
+The original medium-paced bowler had gone on again
+in place of the fast man, and for the first five balls
+he could not find his length. During those five
+balls Mike raised the score to a hundred and sixty.</p>
+
+<p>But the sixth was of a different kind.
+Faster than the rest and of a perfect length, it all
+but got through Mike’s defence. As it was,
+he stopped it. But he did not score. The
+umpire called “Over!” and there was Grant
+at the batting end, with de Freece smiling pleasantly
+as he walked back to begin his run with the comfortable
+reflection that at last he had got somebody except
+Mike to bowl at.</p>
+
+<p>That over was an experience Mike never forgot.</p>
+
+<p>Grant pursued the Fabian policy of
+keeping his bat almost immovable and trusting to luck.
+Point and the slips crowded round. Mid-off and
+mid-on moved half-way down the pitch. Grant looked
+embarrassed, but determined. For four balls he
+baffled the attack, though once nearly caught by point
+a yard from the wicket. The fifth curled round
+his bat, and touched the off-stump. A bail fell
+silently to the ground.</p>
+
+<p>Devenish came in to take the last ball of the over.</p>
+
+<p>It was an awe-inspiring moment.
+A great stillness was over all the ground. Mike’s
+knees trembled. Devenish’s face was a delicate
+grey.</p>
+
+<p>The only person unmoved seemed to
+be de Freece. His smile was even more amiable
+than usual as he began his run.</p>
+
+<p>The next moment the crisis was past.
+The ball hit the very centre of Devenish’s bat,
+and rolled back down the pitch.</p>
+
+<p>The school broke into one great howl
+of joy. There were still seven runs between them
+and victory, but nobody appeared to recognise this
+fact as important. Mike had got the bowling, and
+the bowling was not de Freece’s.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed almost an anti-climax when
+a four to leg and two two’s through the slips
+settled the thing.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Devenish was caught and bowled in
+de Freece’s next over; but the Wrykyn total
+was one hundred and seventy-two.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>“Good game,” said Maclaine,
+meeting Burgess in the pavilion. “Who was
+the man who made all the runs? How many, by the
+way?”</p>
+
+<p>“Eighty-three. It was young
+Jackson. Brother of the other one.”</p>
+
+<p>“That family! How many
+more of them are you going to have here?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s the last. I
+say, rough luck on de Freece. He bowled rippingly.”</p>
+
+<p>Politeness to a beaten foe caused
+Burgess to change his usual “not bad.”</p>
+
+<p>“The funny part of it is,”
+continued he, “that young Jackson was only playing
+as a sub.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ve got a rum idea of what’s
+funny,” said Maclaine.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch29">
+CHAPTER XXIX<br/><br/>
+WYATT AGAIN</a></h3>
+
+<p>It was a morning in the middle of
+September. The Jacksons were breakfasting.
+Mr. Jackson was reading letters. The rest, including
+Gladys Maud, whose finely chiselled features were gradually
+disappearing behind a mask of bread-and-milk, had settled
+down to serious work. The usual catch-as-catch-can
+contest between Marjory and Phyllis for the jam (referee
+and time-keeper, Mrs. Jackson) had resulted, after
+both combatants had been cautioned by the referee,
+in a victory for Marjory, who had duly secured the
+stakes. The hour being nine-fifteen, and the
+official time for breakfast nine o’clock, Mike’s
+place was still empty.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve had a letter from MacPherson,”
+said Mr. Jackson.</p>
+
+<p>MacPherson was the vigorous and persevering
+gentleman, referred to in a previous chapter, who
+kept a fatherly eye on the Buenos Ayres sheep.</p>
+
+<p>“He seems very satisfied with
+Mike’s friend Wyatt. At the moment of writing
+Wyatt is apparently incapacitated owing to a bullet
+in the shoulder, but expects to be fit again shortly.
+That young man seems to make things fairly lively
+wherever he is. I don’t wonder he found
+a public school too restricted a sphere for his energies.”</p>
+
+<p>“Has he been fighting a duel?”
+asked Marjory, interested.</p>
+
+<p>“Bushrangers,” said Phyllis.</p>
+
+<p>“There aren’t any bushrangers in Buenos
+Ayres,” said Ella.</p>
+
+<p>“How do you know?” said Phyllis clinchingly.</p>
+
+<p>“Bush-ray, bush-ray, bush-ray,”
+began Gladys Maud, conversationally, through the bread-and-milk;
+but was headed off.</p>
+
+<p>“He gives no details. Perhaps
+that letter on Mike’s plate supplies them.
+I see it comes from Buenos Ayres.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wish Mike would come and
+open it,” said Marjory. “Shall I go
+and hurry him up?”</p>
+
+<p>The missing member of the family entered as she spoke.</p>
+
+<p>“Buck up, Mike,” she shouted.
+“There’s a letter from Wyatt. He’s
+been wounded in a duel.”</p>
+
+<p>“With a bushranger,” added Phyllis.</p>
+
+<p>“Bush-ray,” explained Gladys Maud.</p>
+
+<p>“Is there?” said Mike. “Sorry
+I’m late.”</p>
+
+<p>He opened the letter and began to read.</p>
+
+<p>“What does he say?” inquired Marjory.
+“Who was the duel with?”</p>
+
+<p>“How many bushrangers were there?” asked
+Phyllis.</p>
+
+<p>Mike read on.</p>
+
+<p>“Good old Wyatt! He’s shot a man.”</p>
+
+<p>“Killed him?” asked Marjory excitedly.</p>
+
+<p>
+“No. Only potted him in the leg. This is what he says. First page is mostly
+about the Ripton match and so on. Here you are. ‘I’m dictating this to a
+sportsman of the name of Danvers, a good chap who can’t help being ugly, so
+excuse bad writing. The fact is we’ve been having a bust-up here, and I’ve come
+out of it with a bullet in the shoulder, which has crocked me for the time
+being. It happened like this. An ass of a Gaucho had gone into the town and got
+jolly tight, and coming back, he wanted to ride through our place. The old
+woman who keeps the lodge wouldn’t have it at any price. Gave him the absolute
+miss-in-baulk. So this rotter, instead of shifting off, proceeded to cut the
+fence, and go through that way. All the farms out here have their boundaries
+marked by wire fences, and it is supposed to be a deadly sin to cut these.
+Well, the lodge-keeper’s son dashed off in search of help. A chap called
+Chester, an Old Wykehamist, and I were dipping sheep close by, so he came to us
+and told us what had happened. We nipped on to a couple of horses, pulled out
+our revolvers, and tooled after him. After a bit we overtook him, and that’s
+when the trouble began. The johnny had dismounted when we arrived. I thought he
+was simply tightening his horse’s girths. What he was really doing was getting
+a steady aim at us with his revolver. He fired as we came up, and dropped poor
+old Chester. I thought he was killed at first, but it turned out it was only
+his leg. I got going then. I emptied all the six chambers of my revolver, and
+missed him clean every time. In the meantime he got me in the right shoulder.
+Hurt like sin afterwards, though it was only a sort of dull shock at the
+moment. The next item of the programme was a forward move in force on the part
+of the enemy. The man had got his knife out now—why he didn’t shoot again I
+don’t know—and toddled over in our direction to finish us off. Chester was
+unconscious, and it was any money on the Gaucho, when I happened to catch sight
+of Chester’s pistol, which had fallen just by where I came down. I picked it
+up, and loosed off. Missed the first shot, but got him with the second in the
+ankle at about two yards; and his day’s work was done. That’s the painful
+story. Danvers says he’s getting writer’s cramp, so I shall have to stop....’”
+</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove!” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“What a dreadful thing!” said Mrs. Jackson.</p>
+
+<p>“Anyhow, it was practically a bushranger,”
+said Phyllis.</p>
+
+<p>“I told you it was a duel, and so it was,”
+said Marjory.</p>
+
+<p>“What a terrible experience for the poor boy!”
+said Mrs. Jackson.</p>
+
+<p>“Much better than being in a
+beastly bank,” said Mike, summing up. “I’m
+glad he’s having such a ripping time. It
+must be almost as decent as Wrykyn out there....
+I say, what’s under that dish?”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch30">
+CHAPTER XXX<br/><br/>
+MR. JACKSON MAKES UP HIS MIND</a></h3>
+
+<p>Two years have elapsed and Mike is home again for
+the Easter holidays.</p>
+
+<p>If Mike had been in time for breakfast
+that morning he might have gathered from the expression
+on his father’s face, as Mr. Jackson opened
+the envelope containing his school report and read
+the contents, that the document in question was not
+exactly a paean of praise from beginning to end.
+But he was late, as usual. Mike always was late
+for breakfast in the holidays.</p>
+
+<p>When he came down on this particular
+morning, the meal was nearly over. Mr. Jackson
+had disappeared, taking his correspondence with him;
+Mrs. Jackson had gone into the kitchen, and when Mike
+appeared the thing had resolved itself into a mere
+vulgar brawl between Phyllis and Ella for the jam,
+while Marjory, who had put her hair up a fortnight
+before, looked on in a detached sort of way, as if
+these juvenile gambols distressed her.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, Mike,” she said,
+jumping up as he entered; “here you are—I’ve
+been keeping everything hot for you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Have you? Thanks awfully.
+I say—” his eye wandered in mild surprise
+round the table. “I’m a bit late.”</p>
+
+<p>Marjory was bustling about, fetching
+and carrying for Mike, as she always did. She
+had adopted him at an early age, and did the thing
+thoroughly. She was fond of her other brothers,
+especially when they made centuries in first-class
+cricket, but Mike was her favourite. She would
+field out in the deep as a natural thing when Mike
+was batting at the net in the paddock, though for
+the others, even for Joe, who had played in all five
+Test Matches in the previous summer, she would do
+it only as a favour.</p>
+
+<p>Phyllis and Ella finished their dispute
+and went out. Marjory sat on the table and watched
+Mike eat.</p>
+
+<p>“Your report came this morning, Mike,”
+she said.</p>
+
+<p>The kidneys failed to retain Mike’s
+undivided attention. He looked up interested.
+“What did it say?”</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t see—I
+only caught sight of the Wrykyn crest on the envelope.
+Father didn’t say anything.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike seemed concerned. “I
+say, that looks rather rotten! I wonder if it
+was awfully bad. It’s the first I’ve
+had from Appleby.”</p>
+
+<p>“It can’t be any worse
+than the horrid ones Mr. Blake used to write when
+you were in his form.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, that’s a comfort,”
+said Mike philosophically. “Think there’s
+any more tea in that pot?”</p>
+
+<p>“I call it a shame,” said
+Marjory; “they ought to be jolly glad to have
+you at Wrykyn just for cricket, instead of writing
+beastly reports that make father angry and don’t
+do any good to anybody.”</p>
+
+<p>“Last summer he said he’d
+take me away if I got another one.”</p>
+
+<p>“He didn’t mean it really,
+I <i>know</i> he didn’t! He couldn’t!
+You’re the best bat Wrykyn’s ever had.”</p>
+
+<p>“What ho!” interpolated Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“You <i>are</i>. Everybody
+says you are. Why, you got your first the very
+first term you were there—even Joe didn’t
+do anything nearly so good as that. Saunders
+says you’re simply bound to play for England
+in another year or two.”</p>
+
+<p>“Saunders is a jolly good chap.
+He bowled me a half-volley on the off the first ball
+I had in a school match. By the way, I wonder
+if he’s out at the net now. Let’s
+go and see.”</p>
+
+<p>Saunders was setting up the net when
+they arrived. Mike put on his pads and went to
+the wickets, while Marjory and the dogs retired as
+usual to the far hedge to retrieve.</p>
+
+<p>She was kept busy. Saunders was
+a good sound bowler of the M.C.C. minor match type,
+and there had been a time when he had worried Mike
+considerably, but Mike had been in the Wrykyn team
+for three seasons now, and each season he had advanced
+tremendously in his batting. He had filled out
+in three years. He had always had the style, and
+now he had the strength as well. Saunders’s
+bowling on a true wicket seemed simple to him.
+It was early in the Easter holidays, but already he
+was beginning to find his form. Saunders, who
+looked on Mike as his own special invention, was delighted.</p>
+
+<p>“If you don’t be worried
+by being too anxious now that you’re captain,
+Master Mike,” he said, “you’ll make
+a century every match next term.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wish I wasn’t; it’s a beastly
+responsibility.”</p>
+
+<p>Henfrey, the Wrykyn cricket captain
+of the previous season, was not returning next term,
+and Mike was to reign in his stead. He liked the
+prospect, but it certainly carried with it a rather
+awe-inspiring responsibility. At night sometimes
+he would lie awake, appalled by the fear of losing
+his form, or making a hash of things by choosing the
+wrong men to play for the school and leaving the right
+men out. It is no light thing to captain a public
+school at cricket.</p>
+
+<p>As he was walking towards the house,
+Phyllis met him. “Oh, I’ve been hunting
+for you, Mike; father wants you.”</p>
+
+<p>“What for?”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Where?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s in the study.
+He seems—” added Phyllis, throwing
+in the information by way of a make-weight, “in
+a beastly wax.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s jaw fell slightly.
+“I hope the dickens it’s nothing to do
+with that bally report,” was his muttered exclamation.</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s dealings with his father
+were as a rule of a most pleasant nature. Mr.
+Jackson was an understanding sort of man, who treated
+his sons as companions. From time to time, however,
+breezes were apt to ruffle the placid sea of good-fellowship.
+Mike’s end-of-term report was an unfailing wind-raiser;
+indeed, on the arrival of Mr. Blake’s sarcastic
+<i>résumé</i> of Mike’s short-comings at the
+end of the previous term, there had been something
+not unlike a typhoon. It was on this occasion
+that Mr. Jackson had solemnly declared his intention
+of removing Mike from Wrykyn unless the critics became
+more flattering; and Mr. Jackson was a man of his
+word.</p>
+
+<p>It was with a certain amount of apprehension,
+therefore, that Jackson entered the study.</p>
+
+<p>“Come in, Mike,” said
+his father, kicking the waste-paper basket; “I
+want to speak to you.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike, skilled in omens, scented a
+row in the offing. Only in moments of emotion
+was Mr. Jackson in the habit of booting the basket.</p>
+
+<p>There followed an awkward silence,
+which Mike broke by remarking that he had carted a
+half-volley from Saunders over the on-side hedge that
+morning.</p>
+
+<p>“It was just a bit short and
+off the leg stump, so I stepped out—may
+I bag the paper-knife for a jiffy? I’ll
+just show——”</p>
+
+<p>“Never mind about cricket now,”
+said Mr. Jackson; “I want you to listen to this
+report.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, is that my report, father?”
+said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as
+a dog about to be washed might evince in his tub.</p>
+
+<p>“It is,” replied Mr. Jackson
+in measured tones, “your report; what is more,
+it is without exception the worst report you have ever
+had.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I say!” groaned the record-breaker.</p>
+
+<p>
+“‘His conduct,’” quoted Mr. Jackson, “‘has been unsatisfactory in the extreme,
+both in and out of school.’”
+</p>
+
+<p>“It wasn’t anything really. I only
+happened——”</p>
+
+<p>Remembering suddenly that what he
+had happened to do was to drop a cannon-ball (the
+school weight) on the form-room floor, not once, but
+on several occasions, he paused.</p>
+
+<p>“‘French bad; conduct disgraceful——’”</p>
+
+<p>“Everybody rags in French.”</p>
+
+<p>“‘Mathematics bad. Inattentive and
+idle.’”</p>
+
+<p>“Nobody does much work in Math.”</p>
+
+<p>“‘Latin poor. Greek, very poor.’”</p>
+
+<p>“We were doing Thucydides, Book
+Two, last term—all speeches and doubtful
+readings, and cruxes and things—beastly
+hard! Everybody says so.”</p>
+
+<p>
+“Here are Mr. Appleby’s remarks: ‘The boy has genuine ability, which he
+declines to use in the smallest degree.’”
+</p>
+
+<p>Mike moaned a moan of righteous indignation.</p>
+
+<p>
+“‘An abnormal proficiency at games has apparently destroyed all desire in him
+to realise the more serious issues of life.’ There is more to the same effect.”
+</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Appleby was a master with very
+definite ideas as to what constituted a public-school
+master’s duties. As a man he was distinctly
+pro-Mike. He understood cricket, and some of Mike’s
+shots on the off gave him thrills of pure aesthetic
+joy; but as a master he always made it his habit to
+regard the manners and customs of the boys in his
+form with an unbiased eye, and to an unbiased eye Mike
+in a form-room was about as near the extreme edge
+as a boy could be, and Mr. Appleby said as much in
+a clear firm hand.</p>
+
+<p>“You remember what I said to
+you about your report at Christmas, Mike?” said
+Mr. Jackson, folding the lethal document and replacing
+it in its envelope.</p>
+
+<p>Mike said nothing; there was a sinking
+feeling in his interior.</p>
+
+<p>“I shall abide by what I said.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s heart thumped.</p>
+
+<p>“You will not go back to Wrykyn next term.”</p>
+
+<p>Somewhere in the world the sun was
+shining, birds were twittering; somewhere in the world
+lambkins frisked and peasants sang blithely at their
+toil (flat, perhaps, but still blithely), but to Mike
+at that moment the sky was black, and an icy wind
+blew over the face of the earth.</p>
+
+<p>The tragedy had happened, and there
+was an end of it. He made no attempt to appeal
+against the sentence. He knew it would be useless,
+his father, when he made up his mind, having all the
+unbending tenacity of the normally easy-going man.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jackson was sorry for Mike.
+He understood him, and for that reason he said very
+little now.</p>
+
+<p>“I am sending you to Sedleigh,” was his
+next remark.</p>
+
+<p>Sedleigh! Mike sat up with a
+jerk. He knew Sedleigh by name—one
+of those schools with about a hundred fellows which
+you never hear of except when they send up their gymnasium
+pair to Aldershot, or their Eight to Bisley.
+Mike’s outlook on life was that of a cricketer,
+pure and simple. What had Sedleigh ever done?
+What were they ever likely to do? Whom did they
+play? What Old Sedleighan had ever done anything
+at cricket? Perhaps they didn’t even <i>play</i>
+cricket!</p>
+
+<p>“But it’s an awful hole,” he said
+blankly.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jackson could read Mike’s
+mind like a book. Mike’s point of view
+was plain to him. He did not approve of it, but
+he knew that in Mike’s place and at Mike’s
+age he would have felt the same. He spoke drily
+to hide his sympathy.</p>
+
+<p>“It is not a large school,”
+he said, “and I don’t suppose it could
+play Wrykyn at cricket, but it has one merit—boys
+work there. Young Barlitt won a Balliol scholarship
+from Sedleigh last year.” Barlitt was the
+vicar’s son, a silent, spectacled youth who did
+not enter very largely into Mike’s world.
+They had met occasionally at tennis-parties, but not
+much conversation had ensued. Barlitt’s
+mind was massive, but his topics of conversation were
+not Mike’s.</p>
+
+<p>“Mr. Barlitt speaks very highly
+of Sedleigh,” added Mr. Jackson.</p>
+
+<p>Mike said nothing, which was a good
+deal better than saying what he would have liked to
+have said.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch31">
+CHAPTER XXXI<br/><br/>
+SEDLEIGH</a></h3>
+
+<p>The train, which had been stopping
+everywhere for the last half-hour, pulled up again,
+and Mike, seeing the name of the station, got up,
+opened the door, and hurled a Gladstone bag out on
+to the platform in an emphatic and vindictive manner.
+Then he got out himself and looked about him.</p>
+
+<p>“For the school, sir?”
+inquired the solitary porter, bustling up, as if he
+hoped by sheer energy to deceive the traveller into
+thinking that Sedleigh station was staffed by a great
+army of porters.</p>
+
+<p>Mike nodded. A sombre nod.
+The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had
+met him in 1812, and said, “So you’re back
+from Moscow, eh?” Mike was feeling thoroughly
+jaundiced. The future seemed wholly gloomy.
+And, so far from attempting to make the best of things,
+he had set himself deliberately to look on the dark
+side. He thought, for instance, that he had never
+seen a more repulsive porter, or one more obviously
+incompetent than the man who had attached himself with
+a firm grasp to the handle of the bag as he strode
+off in the direction of the luggage-van. He disliked
+his voice, his appearance, and the colour of his hair.
+Also the boots he wore. He hated the station,
+and the man who took his ticket.</p>
+
+<p>
+“Young gents at the school, sir,” said the porter, perceiving from Mike’s
+<i>distrait</i> air that the boy was a stranger to the place, “goes up in the
+’bus mostly. It’s waiting here, sir. Hi, George!”
+</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll walk, thanks,” said Mike frigidly.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s a goodish step, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Here you are.”</p>
+
+<p>
+“Thank you, sir. I’ll send up your luggage by the ’bus, sir. Which ’ouse was it
+you was going to?”
+</p>
+
+<p>“Outwood’s.”</p>
+
+<p>“Right, sir. It’s
+straight on up this road to the school. You can’t
+miss it, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Worse luck,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>He walked off up the road, sorrier
+for himself than ever. It was such absolutely
+rotten luck. About now, instead of being on his
+way to a place where they probably ran a diabolo team
+instead of a cricket eleven, and played hunt-the-slipper
+in winter, he would be on the point of arriving at
+Wrykyn. And as captain of cricket, at that.
+Which was the bitter part of it. He had never
+been in command. For the last two seasons he
+had been the star man, going in first, and heading
+the averages easily at the end of the season; and
+the three captains under whom he had played during
+his career as a Wrykynian, Burgess, Enderby, and Henfrey
+had always been sportsmen to him. But it was not
+the same thing. He had meant to do such a lot
+for Wrykyn cricket this term. He had had an entirely
+new system of coaching in his mind. Now it might
+never be used. He had handed it on in a letter
+to Strachan, who would be captain in his place; but
+probably Strachan would have some scheme of his own.
+There is nobody who could not edit a paper in the ideal
+way; and there is nobody who has not a theory of his
+own about cricket-coaching at school.</p>
+
+<p>Wrykyn, too, would be weak this year,
+now that he was no longer there. Strachan was
+a good, free bat on his day, and, if he survived a
+few overs, might make a century in an hour, but he
+was not to be depended upon. There was no doubt
+that Mike’s sudden withdrawal meant that Wrykyn
+would have a bad time that season. And it had
+been such a wretched athletic year for the school.
+The football fifteen had been hopeless, and had lost
+both the Ripton matches, the return by over sixty
+points. Sheen’s victory in the light-weights
+at Aldershot had been their one success. And
+now, on top of all this, the captain of cricket was
+removed during the Easter holidays. Mike’s
+heart bled for Wrykyn, and he found himself loathing
+Sedleigh and all its works with a great loathing.</p>
+
+<p>The only thing he could find in its
+favour was the fact that it was set in a very pretty
+country. Of a different type from the Wrykyn
+country, but almost as good. For three miles Mike
+made his way through woods and past fields. Once
+he crossed a river. It was soon after this that
+he caught sight, from the top of a hill, of a group
+of buildings that wore an unmistakably school-like
+look.</p>
+
+<p>This must be Sedleigh.</p>
+
+<p>Ten minutes’ walk brought him
+to the school gates, and a baker’s boy directed
+him to Mr. Outwood’s.</p>
+
+<p>There were three houses in a row,
+separated from the school buildings by a cricket-field.
+Outwood’s was the middle one of these.</p>
+
+<p>Mike went to the front door, and knocked.
+At Wrykyn he had always charged in at the beginning
+of term at the boys’ entrance, but this formal
+reporting of himself at Sedleigh suited his mood.</p>
+
+<p>He inquired for Mr. Outwood, and was
+shown into a room lined with books. Presently
+the door opened, and the house-master appeared.</p>
+
+<p>There was something pleasant and homely
+about Mr. Outwood. In appearance he reminded
+Mike of Smee in “Peter Pan.” He had
+the same eyebrows and pince-nez and the same motherly
+look.</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson?” he said mildly.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am very glad to see you,
+very glad indeed. Perhaps you would like a cup
+of tea after your journey. I think you might like
+a cup of tea. You come from Crofton, in Shropshire,
+I understand, Jackson, near Brindleford? It is
+a part of the country which I have always wished to
+visit. I daresay you have frequently seen the
+Cluniac Priory of St. Ambrose at Brindleford?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike, who would not have recognised
+a Cluniac Priory if you had handed him one on a tray,
+said he had not.</p>
+
+<p>“Dear me! You have missed
+an opportunity which I should have been glad to have.
+I am preparing a book on Ruined Abbeys and Priories
+of England, and it has always been my wish to see
+the Cluniac Priory of St. Ambrose. A deeply interesting
+relic of the sixteenth century. Bishop Geoffrey,
+1133-40——”</p>
+
+<p>“Shall I go across to the boys’ part,
+sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“What? Yes. Oh, yes.
+Quite so. And perhaps you would like a cup of
+tea after your journey? No? Quite so.
+Quite so. You should make a point of visiting
+the remains of the Cluniac Priory in the summer holidays,
+Jackson. You will find the matron in her room.
+In many respects it is unique. The northern altar
+is in a state of really wonderful preservation.
+It consists of a solid block of masonry five feet long
+and two and a half wide, with chamfered plinth, standing
+quite free from the apse wall. It will well repay
+a visit. Good-bye for the present, Jackson, good-bye.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike wandered across to the other
+side of the house, his gloom visibly deepened.
+All alone in a strange school, where they probably
+played hopscotch, with a house-master who offered
+one cups of tea after one’s journey and talked
+about chamfered plinths and apses. It was a little
+hard.</p>
+
+<p>He strayed about, finding his bearings,
+and finally came to a room which he took to be the
+equivalent of the senior day-room at a Wrykyn house.
+Everywhere else he had found nothing but emptiness.
+Evidently he had come by an earlier train than was
+usual. But this room was occupied.</p>
+
+<p>A very long, thin youth, with a solemn
+face and immaculate clothes, was leaning against the
+mantelpiece. As Mike entered, he fumbled in his
+top left waistcoat pocket, produced an eyeglass attached
+to a cord, and fixed it in his right eye. With
+the help of this aid to vision he inspected Mike in
+silence for a while, then, having flicked an invisible
+speck of dust from the left sleeve of his coat, he
+spoke.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>He spoke in a tired voice.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Take a seat,” said the
+immaculate one. “If you don’t mind
+dirtying your bags, that’s to say. Personally,
+I don’t see any prospect of ever sitting down
+in this place. It looks to me as if they meant
+to use these chairs as mustard-and-cress beds.
+A Nursery Garden in the Home. That sort of idea.
+My name,” he added pensively, “is Smith.
+What’s yours?”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch32">
+CHAPTER XXXII<br/><br/>
+PSMITH</a></h3>
+
+<p>“Jackson,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Are you the Bully, the Pride
+of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes
+to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”</p>
+
+<p>“The last, for choice,”
+said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived,
+so I don’t know.”</p>
+
+<p>“The boy—what will
+he become? Are you new here, too, then?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes! Why, are you new?”</p>
+
+<p>“Do I look as if I belonged
+here? I’m the latest import. Sit down
+on yonder settee, and I will tell you the painful story
+of my life. By the way, before I start, there’s
+just one thing. If you ever have occasion to
+write to me, would you mind sticking a P at the beginning
+of my name? P-s-m-i-t-h. See? There
+are too many Smiths, and I don’t care for Smythe.
+My father’s content to worry along in the old-fashioned
+way, but I’ve decided to strike out a fresh line.
+I shall found a new dynasty. The resolve came
+to me unexpectedly this morning, as I was buying a
+simple penn’orth of butterscotch out of the
+automatic machine at Paddington. I jotted it down
+on the back of an envelope. In conversation you
+may address me as Rupert (though I hope you won’t),
+or simply Smith, the P not being sounded. Cp.
+the name Zbysco, in which the Z is given a similar
+miss-in-baulk. See?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike said he saw. Psmith thanked
+him with a certain stately old-world courtesy.</p>
+
+<p>“Let us start at the beginning,”
+he resumed. “My infancy. When I was
+but a babe, my eldest sister was bribed with a shilling
+an hour by my nurse to keep an eye on me, and see
+that I did not raise Cain. At the end of the
+first day she struck for one-and six, and got it.
+We now pass to my boyhood. At an early age, I
+was sent to Eton, everybody predicting a bright career
+for me. But,” said Psmith solemnly, fixing
+an owl-like gaze on Mike through the eye-glass, “it
+was not to be.”</p>
+
+<p>“No?” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“No. I was superannuated last term.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bad luck.”</p>
+
+<p>“For Eton, yes. But what Eton loses, Sedleigh
+gains.”</p>
+
+<p>“But why Sedleigh, of all places?”</p>
+
+<p>“This is the most painful part
+of my narrative. It seems that a certain scug
+in the next village to ours happened last year to collar
+a Balliol——”</p>
+
+<p>“Not Barlitt!” exclaimed Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“That was the man. The
+son of the vicar. The vicar told the curate,
+who told our curate, who told our vicar, who told my
+father, who sent me off here to get a Balliol too.
+Do <i>you</i> know Barlitt?”</p>
+
+<p>“His pater’s vicar of
+our village. It was because his son got a Balliol
+that I was sent here.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you come from Crofton?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve lived at Lower Benford
+all my life. We are practically long-lost brothers.
+Cheer a little, will you?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike felt as Robinson Crusoe felt
+when he met Friday. Here was a fellow human being
+in this desert place. He could almost have embraced
+Psmith. The very sound of the name Lower Benford
+was heartening. His dislike for his new school
+was not diminished, but now he felt that life there
+might at least be tolerable.</p>
+
+<p>“Where were you before you came
+here?” asked Psmith. “You have heard
+my painful story. Now tell me yours.”</p>
+
+<p>“Wrykyn. My pater took
+me away because I got such a lot of bad reports.”</p>
+
+<p>“My reports from Eton were simply
+scurrilous. There’s a libel action in every
+sentence. How do you like this place from what
+you’ve seen of it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rotten.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am with you, Comrade Jackson.
+You won’t mind my calling you Comrade, will
+you? I’ve just become a Socialist.
+It’s a great scheme. You ought to be one.
+You work for the equal distribution of property, and
+start by collaring all you can and sitting on it.
+We must stick together. We are companions in
+misfortune. Lost lambs. Sheep that have
+gone astray. Divided, we fall, together we may
+worry through. Have you seen Professor Radium
+yet? I should say Mr. Outwood. What do you
+think of him?”</p>
+
+<p>“He doesn’t seem a bad
+sort of chap. Bit off his nut. Jawed about
+apses and things.”</p>
+
+<p>“And thereby,” said Psmith,
+“hangs a tale. I’ve been making inquiries
+of a stout sportsman in a sort of Salvation Army uniform,
+whom I met in the grounds—he’s the
+school sergeant or something, quite a solid man—and
+I hear that Comrade Outwood’s an archaeological
+cove. Goes about the country beating up old ruins
+and fossils and things. There’s an Archaeological
+Society in the school, run by him. It goes out
+on half-holidays, prowling about, and is allowed to
+break bounds and generally steep itself to the eyebrows
+in reckless devilry. And, mark you, laddie, if
+you belong to the Archaeological Society you get off
+cricket. To get off cricket,” said Psmith,
+dusting his right trouser-leg, “was the dream
+of my youth and the aspiration of my riper years.
+A noble game, but a bit too thick for me. At Eton
+I used to have to field out at the nets till the soles
+of my boots wore through. I suppose you are a
+blood at the game? Play for the school against
+Loamshire, and so on.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not going to play here, at any rate,”
+said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>He had made up his mind on this point
+in the train. There is a certain fascination
+about making the very worst of a bad job. Achilles
+knew his business when he sat in his tent. The
+determination not to play cricket for Sedleigh as
+he could not play for Wrykyn gave Mike a sort of pleasure.
+To stand by with folded arms and a sombre frown, as
+it were, was one way of treating the situation, and
+one not without its meed of comfort.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith approved the resolve.</p>
+
+<p>“Stout fellow,” he said.
+“’Tis well. You and I, hand in hand,
+will search the countryside for ruined abbeys.
+We will snare the elusive fossil together. Above
+all, we will go out of bounds. We shall thus
+improve our minds, and have a jolly good time as well.
+I shouldn’t wonder if one mightn’t borrow
+a gun from some friendly native, and do a bit of rabbit-shooting
+here and there. From what I saw of Comrade Outwood
+during our brief interview, I shouldn’t think
+he was one of the lynx-eyed contingent. With
+tact we ought to be able to slip away from the merry
+throng of fossil-chasers, and do a bit on our own
+account.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good idea,” said Mike.
+“We will. A chap at Wrykyn, called Wyatt,
+used to break out at night and shoot at cats with
+an air-pistol.”</p>
+
+<p>“It would take a lot to make
+me do that. I am all against anything that interferes
+with my sleep. But rabbits in the daytime is a
+scheme. We’ll nose about for a gun at the
+earliest opp. Meanwhile we’d better go
+up to Comrade Outwood, and get our names shoved down
+for the Society.”</p>
+
+<p>“I vote we get some tea first somewhere.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then let’s beat up a
+study. I suppose they have studies here.
+Let’s go and look.”</p>
+
+<p>They went upstairs. On the first
+floor there was a passage with doors on either side.
+Psmith opened the first of these.</p>
+
+<p>“This’ll do us well,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>It was a biggish room, looking out
+over the school grounds. There were a couple
+of deal tables, two empty bookcases, and a looking-glass,
+hung on a nail.</p>
+
+<p>“Might have been made for us,” said Psmith
+approvingly.</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose it belongs to some rotter.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not now.”</p>
+
+<p>“You aren’t going to collar it!”</p>
+
+<p>“That,” said Psmith, looking
+at himself earnestly in the mirror, and straightening
+his tie, “is the exact programme. We must
+stake out our claims. This is practical Socialism.”</p>
+
+<p>“But the real owner’s bound to turn up
+some time or other.”</p>
+
+<p>“His misfortune, not ours.
+You can’t expect two master-minds like us to
+pig it in that room downstairs. There are moments
+when one wants to be alone. It is imperative
+that we have a place to retire to after a fatiguing
+day. And now, if you want to be really useful,
+come and help me fetch up my box from downstairs.
+It’s got an Etna and various things in it.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch33">
+CHAPTER XXXIII<br/><br/>
+STAKING OUT A CLAIM</a></h3>
+
+<p>Psmith, in the matter of decorating
+a study and preparing tea in it, was rather a critic
+than an executant. He was full of ideas, but he
+preferred to allow Mike to carry them out. It
+was he who suggested that the wooden bar which ran
+across the window was unnecessary, but it was Mike
+who wrenched it from its place. Similarly, it
+was Mike who abstracted the key from the door of the
+next study, though the idea was Psmith’s.</p>
+
+<p>“Privacy,” said Psmith,
+as he watched Mike light the Etna, “is what we
+chiefly need in this age of publicity. If you
+leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times,
+the first thing you know is, somebody comes right
+in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.
+I think with a little care we ought to be able to make
+this room quite decently comfortable. That putrid
+calendar must come down, though. Do you think
+you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent
+tin-tack? Thanks. We make progress.
+We make progress.”</p>
+
+<p>“We shall jolly well make it
+out of the window,” said Mike, spooning up tea
+from a paper bag with a postcard, “if a sort
+of young Hackenschmidt turns up and claims the study.
+What are you going to do about it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t let us worry about
+it. I have a presentiment that he will be an
+insignificant-looking little weed. How are you
+getting on with the evening meal?”</p>
+
+<p>“Just ready. What would
+you give to be at Eton now? I’d give something
+to be at Wrykyn.”</p>
+
+<p>“These school reports,”
+said Psmith sympathetically, “are the very dickens.
+Many a bright young lad has been soured by them.
+Hullo. What’s this, I wonder.”</p>
+
+<p>A heavy body had plunged against the
+door, evidently without a suspicion that there would
+be any resistance. A rattling at the handle followed,
+and a voice outside said, “Dash the door!”</p>
+
+<p>“Hackenschmidt!” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“The weed,” said Psmith.
+“You couldn’t make a long arm, could you,
+and turn the key? We had better give this merchant
+audience. Remind me later to go on with my remarks
+on school reports. I had several bright things
+to say on the subject.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike unlocked the door, and flung
+it open. Framed in the entrance was a smallish,
+freckled boy, wearing a bowler hat and carrying a bag.
+On his face was an expression of mingled wrath and
+astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith rose courteously from his chair,
+and moved forward with slow stateliness to do the
+honours.</p>
+
+<p>“What the dickens,” inquired
+the newcomer, “are you doing here?”</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus7">
+<img src="images/jmike7.jpg" alt="“WHAT THE DICKENS ARE YOU DOING HERE?”" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>“We were having a little tea,”
+said Psmith, “to restore our tissues after our
+journey. Come in and join us. We keep open
+house, we Psmiths. Let me introduce you to Comrade
+Jackson. A stout fellow. Homely in appearance,
+perhaps, but one of us. I am Psmith. Your
+own name will doubtless come up in the course of general
+chit-chat over the tea-cups.”</p>
+
+<p>“My name’s Spiller, and this is my study.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith leaned against the mantelpiece,
+put up his eyeglass, and harangued Spiller in a philosophical
+vein.</p>
+
+<p>“Of all sad words of tongue
+or pen,” said he, “the saddest are these:
+‘It might have been.’ Too late!
+That is the bitter cry. If you had torn yourself
+from the bosom of the Spiller family by an earlier
+train, all might have been well. But no.
+Your father held your hand and said huskily, ‘Edwin,
+don’t leave us!’ Your mother clung to you
+weeping, and said, ‘Edwin, stay!’ Your
+sisters——”</p>
+
+<p>“I want to know what——”</p>
+
+<p>“Your sisters froze on to your
+knees like little octopuses (or octopi), and screamed,
+‘Don’t go, Edwin!’ And so,”
+said Psmith, deeply affected by his recital, “you
+stayed on till the later train; and, on arrival, you
+find strange faces in the familiar room, a people that
+know not Spiller.” Psmith went to the table,
+and cheered himself with a sip of tea. Spiller’s
+sad case had moved him greatly.</p>
+
+<p>The victim of Fate seemed in no way consoled.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s beastly cheek, that’s what
+I call it. Are you new chaps?”</p>
+
+<p>“The very latest thing,” said Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it’s beastly cheek.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s outlook on life was of
+the solid, practical order. He went straight
+to the root of the matter.</p>
+
+<p>“What are you going to do about it?” he
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>Spiller evaded the question.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s beastly cheek,”
+he repeated. “You can’t go about the
+place bagging studies.”</p>
+
+<p>“But we do,” said Psmith.
+“In this life, Comrade Spiller, we must be prepared
+for every emergency. We must distinguish between
+the unusual and the impossible. It is unusual
+for people to go about the place bagging studies,
+so you have rashly ordered your life on the assumption
+that it is impossible. Error! Ah, Spiller,
+Spiller, let this be a lesson to you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, I tell you what it——”</p>
+
+<p>
+“I was in a motor with a man once. I said to him: ‘What would happen if you
+trod on that pedal thing instead of that other pedal thing?’ He said, ‘I
+couldn’t. One’s the foot-brake, and the other’s the accelerator.’ ‘But suppose
+you did?’ I said. ‘I wouldn’t,’ he said. ‘Now we’ll let her rip.’ So he stamped
+on the accelerator. Only it turned out to be the foot-brake after all, and we
+stopped dead, and skidded into a ditch. The advice I give to every young man
+starting life is: ‘Never confuse the unusual and the impossible.’ Take the
+present case. If you had only realised the possibility of somebody some day
+collaring your study, you might have thought out dozens of sound schemes for
+dealing with the matter. As it is, you are unprepared. The thing comes on you
+as a surprise. The cry goes round: ‘Spiller has been taken unawares. He cannot
+cope with the situation.’”
+</p>
+
+<p>“Can’t I! I’ll——”</p>
+
+<p>“What <i>are</i> you going to do about it?”
+said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“All I know is, I’m going
+to have it. It was Simpson’s last term,
+and Simpson’s left, and I’m next on the
+house list, so, of course, it’s my study.”</p>
+
+<p>“But what steps,” said
+Psmith, “are you going to take? Spiller,
+the man of Logic, we know. But what of Spiller,
+the Man of Action? How do you intend to set about
+it? Force is useless. I was saying to Comrade
+Jackson before you came in, that I didn’t mind
+betting you were an insignificant-looking little weed.
+And you <i>are</i> an insignificant-looking little
+weed.”</p>
+
+<p>“We’ll see what Outwood says about it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not an unsound scheme.
+By no means a scaly project. Comrade Jackson
+and myself were about to interview him upon another
+point. We may as well all go together.”</p>
+
+<p>The trio made their way to the Presence,
+Spiller pink and determined, Mike sullen, Psmith particularly
+debonair. He hummed lightly as he walked, and
+now and then pointed out to Spiller objects of interest
+by the wayside.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Outwood received them with the
+motherly warmth which was evidently the leading characteristic
+of his normal manner.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah, Spiller,” he said.
+“And Smith, and Jackson. I am glad to see
+that you have already made friends.”</p>
+
+<p>“Spiller’s, sir,”
+said Psmith, laying a hand patronisingly on the study-claimer’s
+shoulder—a proceeding violently resented
+by Spiller—“is a character one cannot
+help but respect. His nature expands before one
+like some beautiful flower.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Outwood received this eulogy with
+rather a startled expression, and gazed at the object
+of the tribute in a surprised way.</p>
+
+<p>“Er—quite so, Smith,
+quite so,” he said at last. “I like
+to see boys in my house friendly towards one another.”</p>
+
+<p>“There is no vice in Spiller,”
+pursued Psmith earnestly. “His heart is
+the heart of a little child.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir,” burst out
+this paragon of all the virtues, “I——”</p>
+
+<p>“But it was not entirely with
+regard to Spiller that I wished to speak to you, sir,
+if you were not too busy.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not at all, Smith, not at all. Is there
+anything——”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir—” began Spiller.</p>
+
+<p>“I understand, sir,” said
+Psmith, “that there is an Archaeological Society
+in the school.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Outwood’s eyes sparkled
+behind their pince-nez. It was a disappointment
+to him that so few boys seemed to wish to belong to
+his chosen band. Cricket and football, games
+that left him cold, appeared to be the main interest
+in their lives. It was but rarely that he could
+induce new boys to join. His colleague, Mr. Downing,
+who presided over the School Fire Brigade, never had
+any difficulty in finding support. Boys came
+readily at his call. Mr. Outwood pondered wistfully
+on this at times, not knowing that the Fire Brigade
+owed its support to the fact that it provided its
+light-hearted members with perfectly unparalleled
+opportunities for ragging, while his own band, though
+small, were in the main earnest.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Smith.” he said.
+“Yes. We have a small Archaeological Society.
+I—er—in a measure look after
+it. Perhaps you would care to become a member?”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir—” said Spiller.</p>
+
+<p>“One moment, Spiller. Do you want to join,
+Smith?”</p>
+
+<p>“Intensely, sir. Archaeology fascinates
+me. A grand pursuit, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Undoubtedly, Smith. I
+am very pleased, very pleased indeed. I will
+put down your name at once.”</p>
+
+<p>“And Jackson’s, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson, too!” Mr. Outwood
+beamed. “I am delighted. Most delighted.
+This is capital. This enthusiasm is most capital.”</p>
+
+<p>“Spiller, sir,” said Psmith
+sadly, “I have been unable to induce to join.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, he is one of our oldest members.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah,” said Psmith, tolerantly, “that
+accounts for it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir—” said Spiller.</p>
+
+<p>“One moment, Spiller. We
+shall have the first outing of the term on Saturday.
+We intend to inspect the Roman Camp at Embury Hill,
+two miles from the school.”</p>
+
+<p>“We shall be there, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Capital!”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir—” said Spiller.</p>
+
+<p>“One moment, Spiller,”
+said Psmith. “There is just one other matter,
+if you could spare the time, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly, Smith. What is that?”</p>
+
+<p>“Would there be any objection
+to Jackson and myself taking Simpson’s old study?”</p>
+
+<p>“By all means, Smith. A very good idea.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir. It would give
+us a place where we could work quietly in the evenings.”</p>
+
+<p>“Quite so. Quite so.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you very much, sir. We will move
+our things in.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you very much, sir,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir,” shouted
+Spiller, “aren’t I to have it? I’m
+next on the list, sir. I come next after Simpson.
+Can’t I have it?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m afraid I have already
+promised it to Smith, Spiller. You should have
+spoken before.”</p>
+
+<p>“But, sir——”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith eyed the speaker pityingly.</p>
+
+<p>“This tendency to delay, Spiller,”
+he said, “is your besetting fault. Correct
+it, Edwin. Fight against it.”</p>
+
+<p>He turned to Mr. Outwood.</p>
+
+<p>“We should, of course, sir,
+always be glad to see Spiller in our study. He
+would always find a cheery welcome waiting there for
+him. There is no formality between ourselves
+and Spiller.”</p>
+
+<p>“Quite so. An excellent
+arrangement, Smith. I like this spirit of comradeship
+in my house. Then you will be with us on Saturday?”</p>
+
+<p>“On Saturday, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“All this sort of thing, Spiller,”
+said Psmith, as they closed the door, “is very,
+very trying for a man of culture. Look us up in
+our study one of these afternoons.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch34">
+CHAPTER XXXIV<br/><br/>
+GUERRILLA WARFARE</a></h3>
+
+<p>“There are few pleasures,”
+said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position
+against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered
+study with the pride of a householder, “keener
+to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s
+own roof-tree. This place would have been wasted
+on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was finishing his tea. “You’re
+a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,”
+he said with approval. “We ought to have
+known each other before.”</p>
+
+<p>“The loss was mine,” said
+Psmith courteously. “We will now, with your
+permission, face the future for awhile. I suppose
+you realise that we are now to a certain extent up
+against it. Spiller’s hot Spanish blood
+is not going to sit tight and do nothing under a blow
+like this.”</p>
+
+<p>“What can he do? Outwood’s given
+us the study.”</p>
+
+<p>“What would you have done if somebody had bagged
+your study?”</p>
+
+<p>“Made it jolly hot for them!”</p>
+
+<p>“So will Comrade Spiller.
+I take it that he will collect a gang and make an
+offensive movement against us directly he can.
+To all appearances we are in a fairly tight place.
+It all depends on how big Comrade Spiller’s
+gang will be. I don’t like rows, but I’m
+prepared to take on a reasonable number of bravoes
+in defence of the home.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike intimated that he was with him
+on the point. “The difficulty is, though,”
+he said, “about when we leave this room.
+I mean, we’re all right while we stick here,
+but we can’t stay all night.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s just what I was
+about to point out when you put it with such admirable
+clearness. Here we are in a stronghold, they can
+only get at us through the door, and we can lock that.”</p>
+
+<p>“And jam a chair against it.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>And</i>, as you rightly
+remark, jam a chair against it. But what of the
+nightfall? What of the time when we retire to
+our dormitory?”</p>
+
+<p>“Or dormitories. I say,
+if we’re in separate rooms we shall be in the
+cart.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith eyed Mike with approval.
+“He thinks of everything! You’re the
+man, Comrade Jackson, to conduct an affair of this
+kind—such foresight! such resource!
+We must see to this at once; if they put us in different
+rooms we’re done—we shall be destroyed
+singly in the watches of the night.”</p>
+
+<p>“We’d better nip down to the matron right
+off.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not the matron—Comrade
+Outwood is the man. We are as sons to him; there
+is nothing he can deny us. I’m afraid we
+are quite spoiling his afternoon by these interruptions,
+but we must rout him out once more.”</p>
+
+<p>As they got up, the door handle rattled
+again, and this time there followed a knocking.</p>
+
+<p>“This must be an emissary of
+Comrade Spiller’s,” said Psmith. “Let
+us parley with the man.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike unlocked the door. A light-haired
+youth with a cheerful, rather vacant face and a receding
+chin strolled into the room, and stood giggling with
+his hands in his pockets.</p>
+
+<p>“I just came up to have a look at you,”
+he explained.</p>
+
+<p>“If you move a little to the
+left,” said Psmith, “you will catch the
+light and shade effects on Jackson’s face better.”</p>
+
+<p>The new-comer giggled with renewed
+vigour. “Are you the chap with the eyeglass
+who jaws all the time?”</p>
+
+<p>“I <i>do</i> wear an eyeglass,”
+said Psmith; “as to the rest of the description——”</p>
+
+<p>“My name’s Jellicoe.”</p>
+
+<p>“Mine is Psmith—P-s-m-i-t-h—one
+of the Shropshire Psmiths. The object on the
+skyline is Comrade Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>“Old Spiller,” giggled
+Jellicoe, “is cursing you like anything downstairs.
+You <i>are</i> chaps! Do you mean to say you simply
+bagged his study? He’s making no end of
+a row about it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Spiller’s fiery nature is a byword,”
+said Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s he going to do?” asked Mike,
+in his practical way.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s going to get the chaps to turn you
+out.”</p>
+
+<p>“As I suspected,” sighed
+Psmith, as one mourning over the frailty of human
+nature. “About how many horny-handed assistants
+should you say that he would be likely to bring?
+Will you, for instance, join the glad throng?”</p>
+
+<p>“Me? No fear! I think Spiller’s
+an ass.”</p>
+
+<p>“There’s nothing like
+a common thought for binding people together. <i>I</i>
+think Spiller’s an ass.”</p>
+
+<p>“How many <i>will</i> there be, then?”
+asked Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“He might get about half a dozen,
+not more, because most of the chaps don’t see
+why they should sweat themselves just because Spiller’s
+study has been bagged.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sturdy common sense,”
+said Psmith approvingly, “seems to be the chief
+virtue of the Sedleigh character.”</p>
+
+<p>“We shall be able to tackle
+a crowd like that,” said Mike. “The
+only thing is we must get into the same dormitory.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is where Comrade Jellicoe’s
+knowledge of the local geography will come in useful.
+Do you happen to know of any snug little room, with,
+say, about four beds in it? How many dormitories
+are there?”</p>
+
+<p>“Five—there’s
+one with three beds in it, only it belongs to three
+chaps.”</p>
+
+<p>“I believe in the equal distribution
+of property. We will go to Comrade Outwood and
+stake out another claim.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Outwood received them even more
+beamingly than before. “Yes, Smith?”
+he said.</p>
+
+<p>“We must apologise for disturbing you, sir——”</p>
+
+<p>“Not at all, Smith, not at all!
+I like the boys in my house to come to me when they
+wish for my advice or help.”</p>
+
+<p>“We were wondering, sir, if
+you would have any objection to Jackson, Jellicoe
+and myself sharing the dormitory with the three beds
+in it. A very warm friendship—”
+explained Psmith, patting the gurgling Jellicoe kindly
+on the shoulder, “has sprung up between Jackson,
+Jellicoe and myself.”</p>
+
+<p>“You make friends easily, Smith.
+I like to see it—I like to see it.”</p>
+
+<p>“And we can have the room, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly—certainly! Tell the
+matron as you go down.”</p>
+
+<p>“And now,” said Psmith,
+as they returned to the study, “we may say that
+we are in a fairly winning position. A vote of
+thanks to Comrade Jellicoe for his valuable assistance.”</p>
+
+<p>“You <i>are</i> a chap!” said Jellicoe.</p>
+
+<p>The handle began to revolve again.</p>
+
+<p>“That door,” said Psmith,
+“is getting a perfect incubus! It cuts into
+one’s leisure cruelly.”</p>
+
+<p>This time it was a small boy.
+“They told me to come up and tell you to come
+down,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith looked at him searchingly through his eyeglass.</p>
+
+<p>“Who?”</p>
+
+<p>“The senior day-room chaps.”</p>
+
+<p>“Spiller?”</p>
+
+<p>“Spiller and Robinson and Stone, and some other
+chaps.”</p>
+
+<p>“They want us to speak to them?”</p>
+
+<p>“They told me to come up and tell you to come
+down.”</p>
+
+<p>“Go and give Comrade Spiller
+our compliments and say that we can’t come down,
+but shall be delighted to see him up here. Things,”
+he said, as the messenger departed, “are beginning
+to move. Better leave the door open, I think;
+it will save trouble. Ah, come in, Comrade Spiller,
+what can we do for you?”</p>
+
+<p>Spiller advanced into the study; the
+others waited outside, crowding in the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here,” said Spiller,
+“are you going to clear out of here or not?”</p>
+
+<p>“After Mr. Outwood’s kindly
+thought in giving us the room? You suggest a
+black and ungrateful action, Comrade Spiller.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll get it hot, if you don’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“We’ll risk it,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe giggled in the background;
+the drama in the atmosphere appealed to him.
+His was a simple and appreciative mind.</p>
+
+<p>“Come on, you chaps,” cried Spiller suddenly.</p>
+
+<p>There was an inward rush on the enemy’s
+part, but Mike had been watching. He grabbed
+Spiller by the shoulders and ran him back against
+the advancing crowd. For a moment the doorway
+was blocked, then the weight and impetus of Mike and
+Spiller prevailed, the enemy gave back, and Mike,
+stepping into the room again, slammed the door and
+locked it.</p>
+
+<p>“A neat piece of work,”
+said Psmith approvingly, adjusting his tie at the
+looking-glass. “The preliminaries may now
+be considered over, the first shot has been fired.
+The dogs of war are now loose.”</p>
+
+<p>A heavy body crashed against the door.</p>
+
+<p>“They’ll have it down,” said Jellicoe.</p>
+
+<p>“We must act, Comrade Jackson!
+Might I trouble you just to turn that key quietly,
+and the handle, and then to stand by for the next
+attack.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a scrambling of feet in
+the passage outside, and then a repetition of the
+onslaught on the door. This time, however, the
+door, instead of resisting, swung open, and the human
+battering-ram staggered through into the study.
+Mike, turning after re-locking the door, was just
+in time to see Psmith, with a display of energy of
+which one would not have believed him capable, grip
+the invader scientifically by an arm and a leg.</p>
+
+<p>Mike jumped to help, but it was needless;
+the captive was already on the window-sill. As
+Mike arrived, Psmith dropped him on to the flower-bed
+below.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith closed the window gently and
+turned to Jellicoe. “Who was our guest?”
+he asked, dusting the knees of his trousers where they
+had pressed against the wall.</p>
+
+<p>“Robinson. I say, you <i>are</i> a chap!”</p>
+
+<p>“Robinson, was it? Well,
+we are always glad to see Comrade Robinson, always.
+I wonder if anybody else is thinking of calling?”</p>
+
+<p>Apparently frontal attack had been
+abandoned. Whisperings could be heard in the
+corridor.</p>
+
+<p>Somebody hammered on the door.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes?” called Psmith patiently.</p>
+
+<p>“You’d better come out,
+you know; you’ll only get it hotter if you don’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“Leave us, Spiller; we would be alone.”</p>
+
+<p>A bell rang in the distance.</p>
+
+<p>“Tea,” said Jellicoe; “we shall
+have to go now.”</p>
+
+<p>“They won’t do anything
+till after tea, I shouldn’t think,” said
+Mike. “There’s no harm in going out.”</p>
+
+<p>The passage was empty when they opened
+the door; the call to food was evidently a thing not
+to be treated lightly by the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>In the dining-room the beleaguered
+garrison were the object of general attention.
+Everybody turned to look at them as they came in.
+It was plain that the study episode had been a topic
+of conversation. Spiller’s face was crimson,
+and Robinson’s coat-sleeve still bore traces
+of garden mould.</p>
+
+<p>Mike felt rather conscious of the
+eyes, but Psmith was in his element. His demeanour
+throughout the meal was that of some whimsical monarch
+condescending for a freak to revel with his humble
+subjects.</p>
+
+<p>Towards the end of the meal Psmith
+scribbled a note and passed it to Mike. It read:
+“Directly this is over, nip upstairs as quickly
+as you can.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike followed the advice; they were
+first out of the room. When they had been in
+the study a few moments, Jellicoe knocked at the door.
+“Lucky you two cut away so quick,” he said.
+“They were going to try and get you into the
+senior day-room and scrag you there.”</p>
+
+<p>“This,” said Psmith, leaning
+against the mantelpiece, “is exciting, but it
+can’t go on. We have got for our sins to
+be in this place for a whole term, and if we are going
+to do the Hunted Fawn business all the time, life
+in the true sense of the word will become an impossibility.
+My nerves are so delicately attuned that the strain
+would simply reduce them to hash. We are not
+prepared to carry on a long campaign—the
+thing must be settled at once.”</p>
+
+<p>“Shall we go down to the senior
+day-room, and have it out?” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“No, we will play the fixture
+on our own ground. I think we may take it as
+tolerably certain that Comrade Spiller and his hired
+ruffians will try to corner us in the dormitory to-night.
+Well, of course, we could fake up some sort of barricade
+for the door, but then we should have all the trouble
+over again to-morrow and the day after that.
+Personally I don’t propose to be chivvied about
+indefinitely like this, so I propose that we let them
+come into the dormitory, and see what happens.
+Is this meeting with me?”</p>
+
+<p>“I think that’s sound,”
+said Mike. “We needn’t drag Jellicoe
+into it.”</p>
+
+<p>“As a matter of fact—if
+you don’t mind—” began that
+man of peace.</p>
+
+<p>“Quite right,” said Psmith;
+“this is not Comrade Jellicoe’s scene at
+all; he has got to spend the term in the senior day-room,
+whereas we have our little wooden <i>châlet</i> to
+retire to in times of stress. Comrade Jellicoe
+must stand out of the game altogether. We shall
+be glad of his moral support, but otherwise, <i>ne
+pas</i>. And now, as there won’t be anything
+doing till bedtime, I think I’ll collar this
+table and write home and tell my people that all is
+well with their Rupert.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch35">
+CHAPTER XXXV<br/><br/>
+UNPLEASANTNESS IN THE SMALL HOURS</a></h3>
+
+<p>Jellicoe, that human encyclopaedia,
+consulted on the probable movements of the enemy,
+deposed that Spiller, retiring at ten, would make
+for Dormitory One in the same passage, where Robinson
+also had a bed. The rest of the opposing forces
+were distributed among other and more distant rooms.
+It was probable, therefore, that Dormitory One would
+be the rendezvous. As to the time when an attack
+might be expected, it was unlikely that it would occur
+before half-past eleven. Mr. Outwood went the
+round of the dormitories at eleven.</p>
+
+<p>“And touching,” said Psmith,
+“the matter of noise, must this business be
+conducted in a subdued and <i>sotto voce</i> manner,
+or may we let ourselves go a bit here and there?”</p>
+
+<p>“I shouldn’t think old
+Outwood’s likely to hear you—he sleeps
+miles away on the other side of the house. He
+never hears anything. We often rag half the night
+and nothing happens.”</p>
+
+<p>“This appears to be a thoroughly nice,
+well-conducted establishment. What would my mother
+say if she could see her Rupert in the midst of these
+reckless youths!”</p>
+
+<p>“All the better,” said
+Mike; “we don’t want anybody butting in
+and stopping the show before it’s half started.”</p>
+
+<p>“Comrade Jackson’s Berserk
+blood is up—I can hear it sizzling.
+I quite agree these things are all very disturbing
+and painful, but it’s as well to do them thoroughly
+when one’s once in for them. Is there nobody
+else who might interfere with our gambols?”</p>
+
+<p>“Barnes might,” said Jellicoe, “only
+he won’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“Who is Barnes?”</p>
+
+<p>“Head of the house—a
+rotter. He’s in a funk of Stone and Robinson;
+they rag him; he’ll simply sit tight.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then I think,” said Psmith
+placidly, “we may look forward to a very pleasant
+evening. Shall we be moving?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Outwood paid his visit at eleven,
+as predicted by Jellicoe, beaming vaguely into the
+darkness over a candle, and disappeared again, closing
+the door.</p>
+
+<p>“How about that door?”
+said Mike. “Shall we leave it open for them?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not so, but far otherwise.
+If it’s shut we shall hear them at it when they
+come. Subject to your approval, Comrade Jackson,
+I have evolved the following plan of action.
+I always ask myself on these occasions, ‘What
+would Napoleon have done?’ I think Napoleon would
+have sat in a chair by his washhand-stand, which is
+close to the door; he would have posted you by your
+washhand-stand, and he would have instructed Comrade
+Jellicoe, directly he heard the door-handle turned,
+to give his celebrated imitation of a dormitory breathing
+heavily in its sleep. He would then——”</p>
+
+<p>“I tell you what,” said
+Mike, “how about tying a string at the top of
+the steps?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Napoleon would have done
+that, too. Hats off to Comrade Jackson, the man
+with the big brain!”</p>
+
+<p>The floor of the dormitory was below
+the level of the door. There were three steps
+leading down to it. Psmith lit a candle and they
+examined the ground. The leg of a wardrobe and
+the leg of Jellicoe’s bed made it possible for
+the string to be fastened in a satisfactory manner
+across the lower step. Psmith surveyed the result
+with approval.</p>
+
+<p>“Dashed neat!” he said.
+“Practically the sunken road which dished the
+Cuirassiers at Waterloo. I seem to see Comrade
+Spiller coming one of the finest purlers in the world’s
+history.”</p>
+
+<p>“If they’ve got a candle——”</p>
+
+<p>“They won’t have.
+If they have, stand by with your water-jug and douse
+it at once; then they’ll charge forward and all
+will be well. If they have no candle, fling the
+water at a venture—fire into the brown!
+Lest we forget, I’ll collar Comrade Jellicoe’s
+jug now and keep it handy. A couple of sheets
+would also not be amiss—we will enmesh the
+enemy!”</p>
+
+<p>“Right ho!” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“These humane preparations being
+concluded,” said Psmith, “we will retire
+to our posts and wait. Comrade Jellicoe, don’t
+forget to breathe like an asthmatic sheep when you
+hear the door opened; they may wait at the top of
+the steps, listening.”</p>
+
+<p>“You <i>are</i> a chap!” said Jellicoe.</p>
+
+<p>Waiting in the dark for something
+to happen is always a trying experience, especially
+if, as on this occasion, silence is essential.
+Mike found his thoughts wandering back to the vigil
+he had kept with Mr. Wain at Wrykyn on the night when
+Wyatt had come in through the window and found authority
+sitting on his bed, waiting for him. Mike was
+tired after his journey, and he had begun to doze when
+he was jerked back to wakefulness by the stealthy
+turning of the door-handle; the faintest rustle from
+Psmith’s direction followed, and a slight giggle,
+succeeded by a series of deep breaths, showed that
+Jellicoe, too, had heard the noise.</p>
+
+<p>There was a creaking sound.</p>
+
+<p>It was pitch-dark in the dormitory,
+but Mike could follow the invaders’ movements
+as clearly as if it had been broad daylight. They
+had opened the door and were listening. Jellicoe’s
+breathing grew more asthmatic; he was flinging himself
+into his part with the whole-heartedness of the true
+artist.</p>
+
+<p>The creak was followed by a sound
+of whispering, then another creak. The enemy
+had advanced to the top step.... Another creak....
+The vanguard had reached the second step....
+In another moment——</p>
+
+<p>CRASH!</p>
+
+<p>And at that point the proceedings may be said to have
+formally opened.</p>
+
+<p>A struggling mass bumped against Mike’s
+shins as he rose from his chair; he emptied his jug
+on to this mass, and a yell of anguish showed that
+the contents had got to the right address.</p>
+
+<p>Then a hand grabbed his ankle and
+he went down, a million sparks dancing before his
+eyes as a fist, flying out at a venture, caught him
+on the nose.</p>
+
+<p>Mike had not been well-disposed towards
+the invaders before, but now he ran amok, hitting
+out right and left at random. His right missed,
+but his left went home hard on some portion of somebody’s
+anatomy. A kick freed his ankle and he staggered
+to his feet. At the same moment a sudden increase
+in the general volume of noise spoke eloquently of
+good work that was being put in by Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>Even at that crisis, Mike could not
+help feeling that if a row of this calibre did not
+draw Mr. Outwood from his bed, he must be an unusual
+kind of house-master.</p>
+
+<p>He plunged forward again with outstretched
+arms, and stumbled and fell over one of the on-the-floor
+section of the opposing force. They seized each
+other earnestly and rolled across the room till Mike,
+contriving to secure his adversary’s head, bumped
+it on the floor with such abandon that, with a muffled
+yell, the other let go, and for the second time he
+rose. As he did so he was conscious of a curious
+thudding sound that made itself heard through the other
+assorted noises of the battle.</p>
+
+<p>All this time the fight had gone on
+in the blackest darkness, but now a light shone on
+the proceedings. Interested occupants of other
+dormitories, roused from their slumbers, had come to
+observe the sport. They were crowding in the
+doorway with a candle.</p>
+
+<p>By the light of this Mike got a swift
+view of the theatre of war. The enemy appeared
+to number five. The warrior whose head Mike had
+bumped on the floor was Robinson, who was sitting
+up feeling his skull in a gingerly fashion. To
+Mike’s right, almost touching him, was Stone.
+In the direction of the door, Psmith, wielding in
+his right hand the cord of a dressing-gown, was engaging
+the remaining three with a patient smile. They
+were clad in pyjamas, and appeared to be feeling the
+dressing-gown cord acutely.</p>
+
+<p>The sudden light dazed both sides
+momentarily. The defence was the first to recover,
+Mike, with a swing, upsetting Stone, and Psmith, having
+seized and emptied Jellicoe’s jug over Spiller,
+getting to work again with the cord in a manner that
+roused the utmost enthusiasm of the spectators.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus8">
+<img src="images/jmike8.jpg" alt="PSMITH SEIZED AND EMPTIED JELLICOE’S JUG OVER SPILLER" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>Agility seemed to be the leading feature
+of Psmith’s tactics. He was everywhere—on
+Mike’s bed, on his own, on Jellicoe’s (drawing
+a passionate complaint from that non-combatant, on
+whose face he inadvertently trod), on the floor—he
+ranged the room, sowing destruction.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy were disheartened; they
+had started with the idea that this was to be a surprise
+attack, and it was disconcerting to find the garrison
+armed at all points. Gradually they edged to the
+door, and a final rush sent them through.</p>
+
+<p>“Hold the door for a second,”
+cried Psmith, and vanished. Mike was alone in
+the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>It was a situation which exactly suited
+his frame of mind; he stood alone in direct opposition
+to the community into which Fate had pitchforked him
+so abruptly. He liked the feeling; for the first
+time since his father had given him his views upon
+school reports that morning in the Easter holidays,
+he felt satisfied with life. He hoped, outnumbered
+as he was, that the enemy would come on again and not
+give the thing up in disgust; he wanted more.</p>
+
+<p>On an occasion like this there is
+rarely anything approaching concerted action on the
+part of the aggressors. When the attack came,
+it was not a combined attack; Stone, who was nearest
+to the door, made a sudden dash forward, and Mike
+hit him under the chin.</p>
+
+<p>Stone drew back, and there was another
+interval for rest and reflection.</p>
+
+<p>It was interrupted by the reappearance
+of Psmith, who strolled back along the passage swinging
+his dressing-gown cord as if it were some clouded
+cane.</p>
+
+<p>“Sorry to keep you waiting,
+Comrade Jackson,” he said politely. “Duty
+called me elsewhere. With the kindly aid of a
+guide who knows the lie of the land, I have been making
+a short tour of the dormitories. I have poured
+divers jugfuls of water over Comrade Spiller’s
+bed, Comrade Robinson’s bed, Comrade Stone’s—Spiller,
+Spiller, these are harsh words; where you pick them
+up I can’t think—not from me.
+Well, well, I suppose there must be an end to the
+pleasantest of functions. Good-night, good-night.”</p>
+
+<p>The door closed behind Mike and himself.
+For ten minutes shufflings and whisperings went on
+in the corridor, but nobody touched the handle.</p>
+
+<p>Then there was a sound of retreating
+footsteps, and silence reigned.</p>
+
+<p>On the following morning there was
+a notice on the house-board. It ran:</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus13">
+<img src="images/jmike13.png" alt="INDOOR GAMES: Dormitory-raiders are informed that in future neither
+Mr. Psmith nor Mr. Jackson will be at home to visitors.
+This nuisance must now cease. R. PSMITH. M. JACKSON." />
+</a></p>
+
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch36">
+CHAPTER XXXVI<br/><br/>
+ADAIR</a></h3>
+
+<p>On the same morning Mike met Adair for the first time.</p>
+
+<p>He was going across to school with
+Psmith and Jellicoe, when a group of three came out
+of the gate of the house next door.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s Adair,” said Jellicoe, “in
+the middle.”</p>
+
+<p>His voice had assumed a tone almost of awe.</p>
+
+<p>“Who’s Adair?” asked Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Captain of cricket, and lots of other things.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike could only see the celebrity’s
+back. He had broad shoulders and wiry, light
+hair, almost white. He walked well, as if he were
+used to running. Altogether a fit-looking sort
+of man. Even Mike’s jaundiced eye saw that.</p>
+
+<p>As a matter of fact, Adair deserved
+more than a casual glance. He was that rare type,
+the natural leader. Many boys and men, if accident,
+or the passage of time, places them in a position
+where they are expected to lead, can handle the job
+without disaster; but that is a very different thing
+from being a born leader. Adair was of the sort
+that comes to the top by sheer force of character
+and determination. He was not naturally clever
+at work, but he had gone at it with a dogged resolution
+which had carried him up the school, and landed him
+high in the Sixth. As a cricketer he was almost
+entirely self-taught. Nature had given him a
+good eye, and left the thing at that. Adair’s
+doggedness had triumphed over her failure to do her
+work thoroughly. At the cost of more trouble
+than most people give to their life-work he had made
+himself into a bowler. He read the authorities,
+and watched first-class players, and thought the thing
+out on his own account, and he divided the art of
+bowling into three sections. First, and most
+important—pitch. Second on the list—break.
+Third—pace. He set himself to acquire
+pitch. He acquired it. Bowling at his own
+pace and without any attempt at break, he could now
+drop the ball on an envelope seven times out of ten.</p>
+
+<p>Break was a more uncertain quantity.
+Sometimes he could get it at the expense of pitch,
+sometimes at the expense of pace. Some days he
+could get all three, and then he was an uncommonly
+bad man to face on anything but a plumb wicket.</p>
+
+<p>Running he had acquired in a similar
+manner. He had nothing approaching style, but
+he had twice won the mile and half-mile at the Sports
+off elegant runners, who knew all about stride and
+the correct timing of the sprints and all the rest
+of it.</p>
+
+<p>Briefly, he was a worker. He had heart.</p>
+
+<p>A boy of Adair’s type is always
+a force in a school. In a big public school of
+six or seven hundred, his influence is felt less; but
+in a small school like Sedleigh he is like a tidal
+wave, sweeping all before him. There were two
+hundred boys at Sedleigh, and there was not one of
+them in all probability who had not, directly or indirectly,
+been influenced by Adair. As a small boy his sphere
+was not large, but the effects of his work began to
+be apparent even then. It is human nature to
+want to get something which somebody else obviously
+values very much; and when it was observed by members
+of his form that Adair was going to great trouble
+and inconvenience to secure a place in the form eleven
+or fifteen, they naturally began to think, too, that
+it was worth being in those teams. The consequence
+was that his form always played hard. This made
+other forms play hard. And the net result was
+that, when Adair succeeded to the captaincy of football
+and cricket in the same year, Sedleigh, as Mr. Downing,
+Adair’s house-master and the nearest approach
+to a cricket-master that Sedleigh possessed, had a
+fondness for saying, was a keen school. As a
+whole, it both worked and played with energy.</p>
+
+<p>All it wanted now was opportunity.</p>
+
+<p>This Adair was determined to give
+it. He had that passionate fondness for his school
+which every boy is popularly supposed to have, but
+which really is implanted in about one in every thousand.
+The average public-school boy <i>likes</i> his school.
+He hopes it will lick Bedford at footer and Malvern
+at cricket, but he rather bets it won’t.
+He is sorry to leave, and he likes going back at the
+end of the holidays, but as for any passionate, deep-seated
+love of the place, he would think it rather bad form
+than otherwise. If anybody came up to him, slapped
+him on the back, and cried, “Come along, Jenkins,
+my boy! Play up for the old school, Jenkins!
+The dear old school! The old place you love so!”
+he would feel seriously ill.</p>
+
+<p>Adair was the exception.</p>
+
+<p>To Adair, Sedleigh was almost a religion.
+Both his parents were dead; his guardian, with whom
+he spent the holidays, was a man with neuralgia at
+one end of him and gout at the other; and the only
+really pleasant times Adair had had, as far back as
+he could remember, he owed to Sedleigh. The place
+had grown on him, absorbed him. Where Mike, violently
+transplanted from Wrykyn, saw only a wretched little
+hole not to be mentioned in the same breath with Wrykyn,
+Adair, dreaming of the future, saw a colossal establishment,
+a public school among public schools, a lump of human
+radium, shooting out Blues and Balliol Scholars year
+after year without ceasing.</p>
+
+<p>It would not be so till long after
+he was gone and forgotten, but he did not mind that.
+His devotion to Sedleigh was purely unselfish.
+He did not want fame. All he worked for was that
+the school should grow and grow, keener and better
+at games and more prosperous year by year, till it
+should take its rank among <i>the</i> schools, and
+to be an Old Sedleighan should be a badge passing
+its owner everywhere.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s captain of cricket
+and footer,” said Jellicoe impressively.
+“He’s in the shooting eight. He’s
+won the mile and half two years running. He would
+have boxed at Aldershot last term, only he sprained
+his wrist. And he plays fives jolly well!”</p>
+
+<p>“Sort of little tin god,”
+said Mike, taking a violent dislike to Adair from
+that moment.</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s actual acquaintance with
+this all-round man dated from the dinner-hour that
+day. Mike was walking to the house with Psmith.
+Psmith was a little ruffled on account of a slight
+passage-of-arms he had had with his form-master during
+morning school.</p>
+
+<p>“‘There’s a P before
+the Smith,’ I said to him. ‘Ah, P.
+Smith, I see,’ replied the goat. ‘Not
+Peasmith,’ I replied, exercising wonderful self-restraint,
+‘just Psmith.’ It took me ten minutes
+to drive the thing into the man’s head; and
+when I <i>had</i> driven it in, he sent me out of
+the room for looking at him through my eye-glass.
+Comrade Jackson, I fear me we have fallen among bad
+men. I suspect that we are going to be much persecuted
+by scoundrels.”</p>
+
+<p>“Both you chaps play cricket, I suppose?”</p>
+
+<p>They turned. It was Adair.
+Seeing him face to face, Mike was aware of a pair
+of very bright blue eyes and a square jaw. In
+any other place and mood he would have liked Adair
+at sight. His prejudice, however, against all
+things Sedleighan was too much for him. “I
+don’t,” he said shortly.</p>
+
+<p>“Haven’t you <i>ever</i> played?”</p>
+
+<p>“My little sister and I sometimes play with
+a soft ball at home.”</p>
+
+<p>Adair looked sharply at him.
+A temper was evidently one of his numerous qualities.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh,” he said. “Well,
+perhaps you wouldn’t mind turning out this afternoon
+and seeing what you can do with a hard ball—if
+you can manage without your little sister.”</p>
+
+<p>“I should think the form at
+this place would be about on a level with hers.
+But I don’t happen to be playing cricket, as
+I think I told you.”</p>
+
+<p>Adair’s jaw grew squarer than
+ever. Mike was wearing a gloomy scowl.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith joined suavely in the dialogue.</p>
+
+<p>“My dear old comrades,”
+he said, “don’t let us brawl over this
+matter. This is a time for the honeyed word,
+the kindly eye, and the pleasant smile. Let me
+explain to Comrade Adair. Speaking for Comrade
+Jackson and myself, we should both be delighted to
+join in the mimic warfare of our National Game, as
+you suggest, only the fact is, we happen to be the
+Young Archaeologists. We gave in our names last
+night. When you are being carried back to the
+pavilion after your century against Loamshire—do
+you play Loamshire?—we shall be grubbing
+in the hard ground for ruined abbeys. The old
+choice between Pleasure and Duty, Comrade Adair.
+A Boy’s Cross-Roads.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then you won’t play?”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Archaeology,” said Psmith,
+with a deprecatory wave of the hand, “will brook
+no divided allegiance from her devotees.”</p>
+
+<p>Adair turned, and walked on.</p>
+
+<p>Scarcely had he gone, when another
+voice hailed them with precisely the same question.</p>
+
+<p>“Both you fellows are going to play cricket,
+eh?”</p>
+
+<p>It was a master. A short, wiry
+little man with a sharp nose and a general resemblance,
+both in manner and appearance, to an excitable bullfinch.</p>
+
+<p>“I saw Adair speaking to you.
+I suppose you will both play. I like every new
+boy to begin at once. The more new blood we have,
+the better. We want keenness here. We are,
+above all, a keen school. I want every boy to
+be keen.”</p>
+
+<p>“We are, sir,” said Psmith, with fervour.</p>
+
+<p>“Excellent.”</p>
+
+<p>“On archaeology.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing—for it was
+no less a celebrity—started, as one who
+perceives a loathly caterpillar in his salad.</p>
+
+<p>“Archaeology!”</p>
+
+<p>“We gave in our names to Mr.
+Outwood last night, sir. Archaeology is a passion
+with us, sir. When we heard that there was a society
+here, we went singing about the house.”</p>
+
+<p>“I call it an unnatural pursuit
+for boys,” said Mr. Downing vehemently.
+“I don’t like it. I tell you I don’t
+like it. It is not for me to interfere with one
+of my colleagues on the staff, but I tell you frankly
+that in my opinion it is an abominable waste of time
+for a boy. It gets him into idle, loafing habits.”</p>
+
+<p>“I never loaf, sir,” said Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“I was not alluding to you in
+particular. I was referring to the principle
+of the thing. A boy ought to be playing cricket
+with other boys, not wandering at large about the
+country, probably smoking and going into low public-houses.”</p>
+
+<p>“A very wild lot, sir, I fear,
+the Archaeological Society here,” sighed Psmith,
+shaking his head.</p>
+
+<p>“If you choose to waste your
+time, I suppose I can’t hinder you. But
+in my opinion it is foolery, nothing else.”</p>
+
+<p>He stumped off.</p>
+
+<p>“Now <i>he’s</i> cross,”
+said Psmith, looking after him. “I’m
+afraid we’re getting ourselves disliked here.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good job, too.”</p>
+
+<p>“At any rate, Comrade Outwood
+loves us. Let’s go on and see what sort
+of a lunch that large-hearted fossil-fancier is going
+to give us.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch37">
+CHAPTER XXXVII<br/><br/>
+MIKE FINDS OCCUPATION</a></h3>
+
+<p>There was more than one moment during
+the first fortnight of term when Mike found himself
+regretting the attitude he had imposed upon himself
+with regard to Sedleighan cricket. He began to
+realise the eternal truth of the proverb about half
+a loaf and no bread. In the first flush of his
+resentment against his new surroundings he had refused
+to play cricket. And now he positively ached
+for a game. Any sort of a game. An innings
+for a Kindergarten <i>v.</i> the Second Eleven of a
+Home of Rest for Centenarians would have soothed him.
+There were times, when the sun shone, and he caught
+sight of white flannels on a green ground, and heard
+the “plonk” of bat striking ball, when
+he felt like rushing to Adair and shouting, “I
+<i>will</i> be good. I was in the Wrykyn team
+three years, and had an average of over fifty the last
+two seasons. Lead me to the nearest net, and let
+me feel a bat in my hands again.”</p>
+
+<p>But every time he shrank from such
+a climb down. It couldn’t be done.</p>
+
+<p>What made it worse was that he saw,
+after watching behind the nets once or twice, that
+Sedleigh cricket was not the childish burlesque of
+the game which he had been rash enough to assume that
+it must be. Numbers do not make good cricket.
+They only make the presence of good cricketers more
+likely, by the law of averages.</p>
+
+<p>Mike soon saw that cricket was by
+no means an unknown art at Sedleigh. Adair, to
+begin with, was a very good bowler indeed. He
+was not a Burgess, but Burgess was the only Wrykyn
+bowler whom, in his three years’ experience
+of the school, Mike would have placed above him.
+He was a long way better than Neville-Smith, and Wyatt,
+and Milton, and the others who had taken wickets for
+Wrykyn.</p>
+
+<p>The batting was not so good, but there
+were some quite capable men. Barnes, the head
+of Outwood’s, he who preferred not to interfere
+with Stone and Robinson, was a mild, rather timid-looking
+youth—not unlike what Mr. Outwood must
+have been as a boy—but he knew how to keep
+balls out of his wicket. He was a good bat of
+the old plodding type.</p>
+
+<p>Stone and Robinson themselves, that
+swash-buckling pair, who now treated Mike and Psmith
+with cold but consistent politeness, were both fair
+batsmen, and Stone was a good slow bowler.</p>
+
+<p>There were other exponents of the
+game, mostly in Downing’s house.</p>
+
+<p>Altogether, quite worthy colleagues
+even for a man who had been a star at Wrykyn.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>One solitary overture Mike made during
+that first fortnight. He did not repeat the experiment.
+It was on a Thursday afternoon, after school.
+The day was warm, but freshened by an almost imperceptible
+breeze. The air was full of the scent of the cut
+grass which lay in little heaps behind the nets.
+This is the real cricket scent, which calls to one
+like the very voice of the game.</p>
+
+<p>Mike, as he sat there watching, could
+stand it no longer.</p>
+
+<p>He went up to Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“May I have an innings at this
+net?” he asked. He was embarrassed and
+nervous, and was trying not to show it. The natural
+result was that his manner was offensively abrupt.</p>
+
+<p>Adair was taking off his pads after
+his innings. He looked up. “This net,”
+it may be observed, was the first eleven net.</p>
+
+<p>“What?” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Mike repeated his request. More
+abruptly this time, from increased embarrassment.</p>
+
+<p>“This is the first eleven net,”
+said Adair coldly. “Go in after Lodge over
+there.”</p>
+
+<p>“Over there” was the end
+net, where frenzied novices were bowling on a corrugated
+pitch to a red-haired youth with enormous feet, who
+looked as if he were taking his first lesson at the
+game.</p>
+
+<p>Mike walked away without a word.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The Archaeological Society expeditions,
+even though they carried with them the privilege of
+listening to Psmith’s views on life, proved but
+a poor substitute for cricket. Psmith, who had
+no counter-attraction shouting to him that he ought
+to be elsewhere, seemed to enjoy them hugely, but
+Mike almost cried sometimes from boredom. It was
+not always possible to slip away from the throng,
+for Mr. Outwood evidently looked upon them as among
+the very faithful, and kept them by his aide.</p>
+
+<p>Mike on these occasions was silent
+and jumpy, his brow “sicklied o’er with
+the pale cast of care.” But Psmith followed
+his leader with the pleased and indulgent air of a
+father whose infant son is showing him round the garden.
+Psmith’s attitude towards archaeological research
+struck a new note in the history of that neglected
+science. He was amiable, but patronising.
+He patronised fossils, and he patronised ruins.
+If he had been confronted with the Great Pyramid, he
+would have patronised that.</p>
+
+<p>He seemed to be consumed by a thirst for knowledge.</p>
+
+<p>That this was not altogether a genuine
+thirst was proved on the third expedition. Mr.
+Outwood and his band were pecking away at the site
+of an old Roman camp. Psmith approached Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Having inspired confidence,”
+he said, “by the docility of our demeanour,
+let us slip away, and brood apart for awhile.
+Roman camps, to be absolutely accurate, give me the
+pip. And I never want to see another putrid fossil
+in my life. Let us find some shady nook where
+a man may lie on his back for a bit.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike, over whom the proceedings connected
+with the Roman camp had long since begun to shed a
+blue depression, offered no opposition, and they strolled
+away down the hill.</p>
+
+<p>Looking back, they saw that the archaeologists
+were still hard at it. Their departure had passed
+unnoticed.</p>
+
+<p>“A fatiguing pursuit, this grubbing
+for mementoes of the past,” said Psmith.
+“And, above all, dashed bad for the knees of
+the trousers. Mine are like some furrowed field.
+It’s a great grief to a man of refinement, I
+can tell you, Comrade Jackson. Ah, this looks
+a likely spot.”</p>
+
+<p>They had passed through a gate into
+the field beyond. At the further end there was
+a brook, shaded by trees and running with a pleasant
+sound over pebbles.</p>
+
+<p>“Thus far,” said Psmith,
+hitching up the knees of his trousers, and sitting
+down, “and no farther. We will rest here
+awhile, and listen to the music of the brook.
+In fact, unless you have anything important to say,
+I rather think I’ll go to sleep. In this
+busy life of ours these naps by the wayside are invaluable.
+Call me in about an hour.” And Psmith,
+heaving the comfortable sigh of the worker who by toil
+has earned rest, lay down, with his head against a
+mossy tree-stump, and closed his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Mike sat on for a few minutes, listening
+to the water and making centuries in his mind, and
+then, finding this a little dull, he got up, jumped
+the brook, and began to explore the wood on the other
+side.</p>
+
+<p>He had not gone many yards when a
+dog emerged suddenly from the undergrowth, and began
+to bark vigorously at him.</p>
+
+<p>Mike liked dogs, and, on acquaintance,
+they always liked him. But when you meet a dog
+in some one else’s wood, it is as well not to
+stop in order that you may get to understand each
+other. Mike began to thread his way back through
+the trees.</p>
+
+<p>He was too late.</p>
+
+<p>“Stop! What the dickens
+are you doing here?” shouted a voice behind
+him.</p>
+
+<p>In the same situation a few years
+before, Mike would have carried on, and trusted to
+speed to save him. But now there seemed a lack
+of dignity in the action. He came back to where
+the man was standing.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m sorry if I’m
+trespassing,” he said. “I was just
+having a look round.”</p>
+
+<p>“The dickens you—Why, you’re
+Jackson!”</p>
+
+<p>Mike looked at him. He was a
+short, broad young man with a fair moustache.
+Mike knew that he had seen him before somewhere, but
+he could not place him.</p>
+
+<p>“I played against you, for the
+Free Foresters last summer. In passing, you seem
+to be a bit of a free forester yourself, dancing in
+among my nesting pheasants.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m frightfully sorry.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s all right. Where do you spring
+from?”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course—I remember
+you now. You’re Prendergast. You made
+fifty-eight not out.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks. I was afraid the
+only thing you would remember about me was that you
+took a century mostly off my bowling.”</p>
+
+<p>“You ought to have had me second
+ball, only cover dropped it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t rake up forgotten
+tragedies. How is it you’re not at Wrykyn?
+What are you doing down here?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve left Wrykyn.”</p>
+
+<p>Prendergast suddenly changed the conversation.
+When a fellow tells you that he has left school unexpectedly,
+it is not always tactful to inquire the reason.
+He began to talk about himself.</p>
+
+<p>“I hang out down here.
+I do a little farming and a good deal of pottering
+about.”</p>
+
+<p>“Get any cricket?” asked
+Mike, turning to the subject next his heart.</p>
+
+<p>“Only village. Very keen,
+but no great shakes. By the way, how are you
+off for cricket now? Have you ever got a spare
+afternoon?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s heart leaped.</p>
+
+<p>“Any Wednesday or Saturday. Look here,
+I’ll tell you how it is.”</p>
+
+<p>And he told how matters stood with him.</p>
+
+<p>“So, you see,” he concluded,
+“I’m supposed to be hunting for ruins and
+things”—Mike’s ideas on the
+subject of archaeology were vague—“but
+I could always slip away. We all start out together,
+but I could nip back, get on to my bike—I’ve
+got it down here—and meet you anywhere
+you liked. By Jove, I’m simply dying for
+a game. I can hardly keep my hands off a bat.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll give you all you
+want. What you’d better do is to ride straight
+to Lower Borlock—that’s the name of
+the place—and I’ll meet you on the
+ground. Any one will tell you where Lower Borlock
+is. It’s just off the London road.
+There’s a sign-post where you turn off.
+Can you come next Saturday?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rather. I suppose you
+can fix me up with a bat and pads? I don’t
+want to bring mine.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll lend you everything.
+I say, you know, we can’t give you a Wrykyn
+wicket. The Lower Borlock pitch isn’t a
+shirt-front.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll play on a rockery, if you want me
+to,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>“You’re going to what?”
+asked Psmith, sleepily, on being awakened and told
+the news.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m going to play cricket,
+for a village near here. I say, don’t tell
+a soul, will you? I don’t want it to get
+about, or I may get lugged in to play for the school.”</p>
+
+<p>“My lips are sealed. I
+think I’ll come and watch you. Cricket I
+dislike, but watching cricket is one of the finest
+of Britain’s manly sports. I’ll borrow
+Jellicoe’s bicycle.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>That Saturday, Lower Borlock smote
+the men of Chidford hip and thigh. Their victory
+was due to a hurricane innings of seventy-five by a
+new-comer to the team, M. Jackson.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch38">
+CHAPTER XXXVIII<br/><br/>
+THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING</a></h3>
+
+<p>Cricket is the great safety-valve.
+If you like the game, and are in a position to play
+it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely
+grey. As time went on, and his average for Lower
+Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike
+began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy
+himself. It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very
+decent substitute.</p>
+
+<p>The only really considerable element
+making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing. By
+bad luck it was in his form that Mike had been placed
+on arrival; and Mr. Downing, never an easy form-master
+to get on with, proved more than usually difficult
+in his dealings with Mike.</p>
+
+<p>They had taken a dislike to each other
+at their first meeting; and it grew with further acquaintance.
+To Mike, Mr. Downing was all that a master ought not
+to be, fussy, pompous, and openly influenced in his
+official dealings with his form by his own private
+likes and dislikes. To Mr. Downing, Mike was
+simply an unamiable loafer, who did nothing for the
+school and apparently had none of the instincts which
+should be implanted in the healthy boy. Mr. Downing
+was rather strong on the healthy boy.</p>
+
+<p>The two lived in a state of simmering
+hostility, punctuated at intervals by crises, which
+usually resulted in Lower Borlock having to play some
+unskilled labourer in place of their star batsman,
+employed doing “over-time.”</p>
+
+<p>One of the most acute of these crises,
+and the most important, in that it was the direct
+cause of Mike’s appearance in Sedleigh cricket,
+had to do with the third weekly meeting of the School
+Fire Brigade.</p>
+
+<p>It may be remembered that this well-supported
+institution was under Mr. Downing’s special
+care. It was, indeed, his pet hobby and the apple
+of his eye.</p>
+
+<p>Just as you had to join the Archaeological
+Society to secure the esteem of Mr. Outwood, so to
+become a member of the Fire Brigade was a safe passport
+to the regard of Mr. Downing. To show a keenness
+for cricket was good, but to join the Fire Brigade
+was best of all. The Brigade was carefully organised.
+At its head was Mr. Downing, a sort of high priest;
+under him was a captain, and under the captain a vice-captain.
+These two officials were those sportive allies, Stone
+and Robinson, of Outwood’s house, who, having
+perceived at a very early date the gorgeous opportunities
+for ragging which the Brigade offered to its members,
+had joined young and worked their way up.</p>
+
+<p>Under them were the rank and file,
+about thirty in all, of whom perhaps seven were earnest
+workers, who looked on the Brigade in the right, or
+Downing, spirit. The rest were entirely frivolous.</p>
+
+<p>The weekly meetings were always full
+of life and excitement.</p>
+
+<p>At this point it is as well to introduce
+Sammy to the reader.</p>
+
+<p>Sammy, short for Sampson, was a young
+bull-terrier belonging to Mr. Downing. If it
+is possible for a man to have two apples of his eye,
+Sammy was the other. He was a large, light-hearted
+dog with a white coat, an engaging expression, the
+tongue of an ant-eater, and a manner which was a happy
+blend of hurricane and circular saw. He had long
+legs, a tenor voice, and was apparently made of india-rubber.</p>
+
+<p>Sammy was a great favourite in the
+school, and a particular friend of Mike’s, the
+Wrykynian being always a firm ally of every dog he
+met after two minutes’ acquaintance.</p>
+
+<p>In passing, Jellicoe owned a clock-work
+rat, much in request during French lessons.</p>
+
+<p>We will now proceed to the painful details.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The meetings of the Fire Brigade were
+held after school in Mr. Downing’s form-room.
+The proceedings always began in the same way, by the
+reading of the minutes of the last meeting. After
+that the entertainment varied according to whether
+the members happened to be fertile or not in ideas
+for the disturbing of the peace.</p>
+
+<p>To-day they were in very fair form.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as Mr. Downing had closed
+the minute-book, Wilson, of the School House, held
+up his hand.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Wilson?”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, couldn’t we have a uniform
+for the Brigade?”</p>
+
+<p>“A uniform?” Mr. Downing pondered</p>
+
+<p>“Red, with green stripes, sir,”</p>
+
+<p>Red, with a thin green stripe, was the Sedleigh colour.</p>
+
+<p>“Shall I put it to the vote, sir?” asked
+Stone.</p>
+
+<p>“One moment, Stone.”</p>
+
+<p>“Those in favour of the motion
+move to the left, those against it to the right.”</p>
+
+<p>A scuffling of feet, a slamming of
+desk-lids and an upset blackboard, and the meeting
+had divided.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing rapped irritably on his desk.</p>
+
+<p>“Sit down!” he said, “sit
+down! I won’t have this noise and disturbance.
+Stone, sit down—Wilson, get back to your
+place.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, the motion is carried by twenty-five
+votes to six.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, may I go and get measured this
+evening?”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir——”</p>
+
+<p>“Si-<i>lence</i>! The idea
+of a uniform is, of course, out of the question.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oo-oo-oo-oo, sir-r-r!”</p>
+
+<p>“Be <i>quiet!</i> Entirely out
+of the question. We cannot plunge into needless
+expense. Stone, listen to me. I cannot have
+this noise and disturbance! Another time when
+a point arises it must be settled by a show of hands.
+Well, Wilson?”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, may we have helmets?”</p>
+
+<p>“Very useful as a protection
+against falling timbers, sir,” said Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t think my people
+would be pleased, sir, if they knew I was going out
+to fires without a helmet,” said Stone.</p>
+
+<p>The whole strength of the company:
+“Please, sir, may we have helmets?”</p>
+
+<p>“Those in favour—” began Stone.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing banged on his desk.
+“Silence! Silence!! Silence!!!
+Helmets are, of course, perfectly preposterous.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oo-oo-oo-oo, sir-r-r!”</p>
+
+<p>“But, sir, the danger!”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, the falling timbers!”</p>
+
+<p>The Fire Brigade had been in action
+once and once only in the memory of man, and that
+time it was a haystack which had burnt itself out
+just as the rescuers had succeeded in fastening the
+hose to the hydrant.</p>
+
+<p>“Silence!”</p>
+
+<p>“Then, please, sir, couldn’t
+we have an honour cap? It wouldn’t be expensive,
+and it would be just as good as a helmet for all the
+timbers that are likely to fall on our heads.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing smiled a wry smile.</p>
+
+<p>“Our Wilson is facetious,” he remarked
+frostily.</p>
+
+<p>“Sir, no, sir! I wasn’t
+facetious! Or couldn’t we have footer-tops,
+like the first fifteen have? They——”</p>
+
+<p>“Wilson, leave the room!”</p>
+
+<p>“Sir, <i>please</i>, sir!”</p>
+
+<p>“This moment, Wilson. And,”
+as he reached the door, “do me one hundred lines.”</p>
+
+<p>A pained “OO-oo-oo, sir-r-r,” was cut
+off by the closing door.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing proceeded to improve the
+occasion. “I deplore this growing spirit
+of flippancy,” he said. “I tell you
+I deplore it! It is not right! If this Fire
+Brigade is to be of solid use, there must be less
+of this flippancy. We must have keenness.
+I want you boys above all to be keen. I—What
+is that noise?”</p>
+
+<p>From the other side of the door proceeded
+a sound like water gurgling from a bottle, mingled
+with cries half-suppressed, as if somebody were being
+prevented from uttering them by a hand laid over his
+mouth. The sufferer appeared to have a high voice.</p>
+
+<p>There was a tap at the door and Mike
+walked in. He was not alone. Those near
+enough to see, saw that he was accompanied by Jellicoe’s
+clock-work rat, which moved rapidly over the floor
+in the direction of the opposite wall.</p>
+
+<p>“May I fetch a book from my desk, sir?”
+asked Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Very well—be quick, Jackson; we
+are busy.”</p>
+
+<p>Being interrupted in one of his addresses
+to the Brigade irritated Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>The muffled cries grew more distinct.</p>
+
+<p>“What—is—that—noise?”
+shrilled Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“Noise, sir?” asked Mike, puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>“I think it’s something
+outside the window, sir,” said Stone helpfully.</p>
+
+<p>“A bird, I think, sir,” said Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t be absurd!”
+snapped Mr. Downing. “It’s outside
+the door. Wilson!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir?” said a voice “off.”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you making that whining noise?”</p>
+
+<p>“Whining noise, sir? No, sir, I’m
+not making a whining noise.”</p>
+
+<p>“What <i>sort</i> of noise,
+sir?” inquired Mike, as many Wrykynians had
+asked before him. It was a question invented by
+Wrykyn for use in just such a case as this.</p>
+
+<p>“I do not propose,” said
+Mr. Downing acidly, “to imitate the noise; you
+can all hear it perfectly plainly. It is a curious
+whining noise.”</p>
+
+<p>“They are mowing the cricket
+field, sir,” said the invisible Wilson.
+“Perhaps that’s it.”</p>
+
+<p>“It may be one of the desks
+squeaking, sir,” put in Stone. “They
+do sometimes.”</p>
+
+<p>“Or somebody’s boots, sir,” added
+Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>“Silence! Wilson?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir?” bellowed the unseen one.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t shout at me from the corridor like
+that. Come in.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir!”</p>
+
+<p>As he spoke the muffled whining changed
+suddenly to a series of tenor shrieks, and the india-rubber
+form of Sammy bounded into the room like an excited
+kangaroo.</p>
+
+<p>Willing hands had by this time deflected
+the clockwork rat from the wall to which it had been
+steering, and pointed it up the alley-way between
+the two rows of desks. Mr. Downing, rising from
+his place, was just in time to see Sammy with a last
+leap spring on his prey and begin worrying it.</p>
+
+<p>Chaos reigned.</p>
+
+<p>“A rat!” shouted Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>The twenty-three members of the Brigade
+who were not earnest instantly dealt with the situation,
+each in the manner that seemed proper to him.
+Some leaped on to forms, others flung books, all shouted.
+It was a stirring, bustling scene.</p>
+
+<p>Sammy had by this time disposed of
+the clock-work rat, and was now standing, like Marius,
+among the ruins barking triumphantly.</p>
+
+<p>The banging on Mr. Downing’s
+desk resembled thunder. It rose above all the
+other noises till in time they gave up the competition
+and died away.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing shot out orders, threats,
+and penalties with the rapidity of a Maxim gun.</p>
+
+<p>“Stone, sit down! Donovan,
+if you do not sit down, you will be severely punished.
+Henderson, one hundred lines for gross disorder!
+Windham, the same! Go to your seat, Vincent.
+What are you doing, Broughton-Knight? I will
+not have this disgraceful noise and disorder!
+The meeting is at an end; go quietly from the room,
+all of you. Jackson and Wilson, remain. <i>Quietly</i>,
+I said, Durand! Don’t shuffle your feet
+in that abominable way.”</p>
+
+<p>Crash!</p>
+
+<p>“Wolferstan, I distinctly saw
+you upset that black-board with a movement of your
+hand—one hundred lines. Go quietly
+from the room, everybody.”</p>
+
+<p>The meeting dispersed.</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson and Wilson, come here.
+What’s the meaning of this disgraceful conduct?
+Put that dog out of the room, Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike removed the yelling Sammy and
+shut the door on him.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Wilson?”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, I was playing with a clock-work
+rat——”</p>
+
+<p>“What business have you to be playing with clock-work
+rats?”</p>
+
+<p>“Then I remembered,” said
+Mike, “that I had left my Horace in my desk,
+so I came in——”</p>
+
+<p>“And by a fluke, sir,”
+said Wilson, as one who tells of strange things, “the
+rat happened to be pointing in the same direction,
+so he came in, too.”</p>
+
+<p>“I met Sammy on the gravel outside and he followed
+me.”</p>
+
+<p>“I tried to collar him, but
+when you told me to come in, sir, I had to let him
+go, and he came in after the rat.”</p>
+
+<p>It was plain to Mr. Downing that the
+burden of sin was shared equally by both culprits.
+Wilson had supplied the rat, Mike the dog; but Mr.
+Downing liked Wilson and disliked Mike. Wilson
+was in the Fire Brigade, frivolous at times, it was
+true, but nevertheless a member. Also he kept
+wicket for the school. Mike was a member of the
+Archaeological Society, and had refused to play cricket.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing allowed these facts to
+influence him in passing sentence.</p>
+
+<p>“One hundred lines, Wilson,” he said.
+“You may go.”</p>
+
+<p>Wilson departed with the air of a
+man who has had a great deal of fun, and paid very
+little for it.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing turned to Mike. “You
+will stay in on Saturday afternoon, Jackson; it will
+interfere with your Archaeological studies, I fear,
+but it may teach you that we have no room at Sedleigh
+for boys who spend their time loafing about and making
+themselves a nuisance. We are a keen school;
+this is no place for boys who do nothing but waste
+their time. That will do, Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>And Mr. Downing walked out of the
+room. In affairs of this kind a master has a
+habit of getting the last word.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch39">
+CHAPTER XXXIX<br/><br/>
+ACHILLES LEAVES HIS TENT</a></h3>
+
+<p>They say misfortunes never come singly.
+As Mike sat brooding over his wrongs in his study,
+after the Sammy incident, Jellicoe came into the room,
+and, without preamble, asked for the loan of a sovereign.</p>
+
+<p>When one has been in the habit of
+confining one’s lendings and borrowings to sixpences
+and shillings, a request for a sovereign comes as
+something of a blow.</p>
+
+<p>“What on earth for?” asked Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, do you mind if I don’t
+tell you? I don’t want to tell anybody.
+The fact is, I’m in a beastly hole.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, sorry,” said Mike.
+“As a matter of fact, I do happen to have a
+quid. You can freeze on to it, if you like.
+But it’s about all I have got, so don’t
+be shy about paying it back.”</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe was profuse in his thanks,
+and disappeared in a cloud of gratitude.</p>
+
+<p>Mike felt that Fate was treating him
+badly. Being kept in on Saturday meant that he
+would be unable to turn out for Little Borlock against
+Claythorpe, the return match. In the previous
+game he had scored ninety-eight, and there was a lob
+bowler in the Claythorpe ranks whom he was particularly
+anxious to meet again. Having to yield a sovereign
+to Jellicoe—why on earth did the man want
+all that?—meant that, unless a carefully
+worded letter to his brother Bob at Oxford had the
+desired effect, he would be practically penniless for
+weeks.</p>
+
+<p>
+In a gloomy frame of mind he sat down to write to Bob, who was playing
+regularly for the ’Varsity this season, and only the previous week had made a
+century against Sussex, so might be expected to be in a sufficiently softened
+mood to advance the needful. (Which, it may be stated at once, he did, by
+return of post.)
+</p>
+
+<p>Mike was struggling with the opening
+sentences of this letter—he was never a
+very ready writer—when Stone and Robinson
+burst into the room.</p>
+
+<p>Mike put down his pen, and got up.
+He was in warlike mood, and welcomed the intrusion.
+If Stone and Robinson wanted battle, they should have
+it.</p>
+
+<p>But the motives of the expedition
+were obviously friendly. Stone beamed. Robinson
+was laughing.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re a sportsman,” said Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>“What did he give you?” asked Stone.</p>
+
+<p>They sat down, Robinson on the table,
+Stone in Psmith’s deck-chair. Mike’s
+heart warmed to them. The little disturbance in
+the dormitory was a thing of the past, done with,
+forgotten, contemporary with Julius Caesar. He
+felt that he, Stone and Robinson must learn to know
+and appreciate one another.</p>
+
+<p>There was, as a matter of fact, nothing
+much wrong with Stone and Robinson. They were
+just ordinary raggers of the type found at every public
+school, small and large. They were absolutely
+free from brain. They had a certain amount of
+muscle, and a vast store of animal spirits. They
+looked on school life purely as a vehicle for ragging.
+The Stones and Robinsons are the swashbucklers of the
+school world. They go about, loud and boisterous,
+with a whole-hearted and cheerful indifference to
+other people’s feelings, treading on the toes
+of their neighbour and shoving him off the pavement,
+and always with an eye wide open for any adventure.
+As to the kind of adventure, they are not particular
+so long as it promises excitement. Sometimes they
+go through their whole school career without accident.
+More often they run up against a snag in the shape
+of some serious-minded and muscular person who objects
+to having his toes trodden on and being shoved off
+the pavement, and then they usually sober down, to
+the mutual advantage of themselves and the rest of
+the community.</p>
+
+<p>One’s opinion of this type of
+youth varies according to one’s point of view.
+Small boys whom they had occasion to kick, either from
+pure high spirits or as a punishment for some slip
+from the narrow path which the ideal small boy should
+tread, regarded Stone and Robinson as bullies of the
+genuine “Eric” and “St. Winifred’s”
+brand. Masters were rather afraid of them.
+Adair had a smouldering dislike for them. They
+were useful at cricket, but apt not to take Sedleigh
+as seriously as he could have wished.</p>
+
+<p>As for Mike, he now found them pleasant
+company, and began to get out the tea-things.</p>
+
+<p>“Those Fire Brigade meetings,”
+said Stone, “are a rag. You can do what
+you like, and you never get more than a hundred lines.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you!” said Mike. “I
+got Saturday afternoon.”</p>
+
+<p>“What!”</p>
+
+<p>“Is Wilson in too?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. He got a hundred lines.”</p>
+
+<p>Stone and Robinson were quite concerned.</p>
+
+<p>“What a beastly swindle!”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s because you don’t
+play cricket. Old Downing lets you do what you
+like if you join the Fire Brigade and play cricket.”</p>
+
+<p>“‘We are, above all, a
+keen school,’” quoted Stone. “Don’t
+you ever play?”</p>
+
+<p>“I have played a bit,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, why don’t you have
+a shot? We aren’t such flyers here.
+If you know one end of a bat from the other, you could
+get into some sort of a team. Were you at school
+anywhere before you came here?”</p>
+
+<p>“I was at Wrykyn.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why on earth did you leave?” asked Stone.
+“Were you sacked?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. My pater took me away.”</p>
+
+<p>“Wrykyn?” said Robinson.
+“Are you any relation of the Jacksons there—J.
+W. and the others?”</p>
+
+<p>“Brother.”</p>
+
+<p>“What!”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, didn’t you play at all there?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Mike, “I
+did. I was in the team three years, and I should
+have been captain this year, if I’d stopped on.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a profound and gratifying sensation.
+Stone gaped, and Robinson nearly dropped his tea-cup.</p>
+
+<p>Stone broke the silence.</p>
+
+<p>“But I mean to say—look
+here! What I mean is, why aren’t you playing?
+Why don’t you play now?”</p>
+
+<p>“I do. I play for a village
+near here. Place called Little Borlock. A
+man who played against Wrykyn for the Free Foresters
+captains them. He asked me if I’d like
+some games for them.”</p>
+
+<p>“But why not for the school?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why should I? It’s
+much better fun for the village. You don’t
+get ordered about by Adair, for a start.”</p>
+
+<p>“Adair sticks on side,” said Stone.</p>
+
+<p>“Enough for six,” agreed Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove,” said Stone, “I’ve
+got an idea. My word, what a rag!”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s wrong now?” inquired Mike
+politely.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, look here. To-morrow’s
+Mid-term Service day. It’s nowhere near
+the middle of the term, but they always have it in
+the fourth week. There’s chapel at half-past
+nine till half-past ten. Then the rest of the
+day’s a whole holiday. There are always
+house matches. We’re playing Downing’s.
+Why don’t you play and let’s smash them?”</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove, yes,” said Robinson.
+“Why don’t you? They’re always
+sticking on side because they’ve won the house
+cup three years running. I say, do you bat or
+bowl?”</p>
+
+<p>“Bat. Why?”</p>
+
+<p>Robinson rocked on the table.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, old Downing fancies himself
+as a bowler. You <i>must</i> play, and knock
+the cover off him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Masters don’t play in house matches,
+surely?”</p>
+
+<p>“This isn’t a real house
+match. Only a friendly. Downing always turns
+out on Mid-term Service day. I say, do play.”</p>
+
+<p>“Think of the rag.”</p>
+
+<p>“But the team’s full,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“The list isn’t up yet.
+We’ll nip across to Barnes’ study, and
+make him alter it.”</p>
+
+<p>They dashed out of the room.
+From down the passage Mike heard yells of “<i>Barnes</i>!”
+the closing of a door, and a murmur of excited conversation.
+Then footsteps returning down the passage.</p>
+
+<p>Barnes appeared, on his face the look
+of one who has seen visions.</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” he said, “is
+it true? Or is Stone rotting? About Wrykyn,
+I mean.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I was in the team.”</p>
+
+<p>Barnes was an enthusiastic cricketer.
+He studied his <i>Wisden</i>, and he had an immense
+respect for Wrykyn cricket.</p>
+
+<p>“Are you the M. Jackson, then,
+who had an average of fifty-one point nought three
+last year?”</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus1">
+<img src="images/jmike1.jpg" alt="“ARE YOU THE M. JACKSON, THEN, WHO HAD AN AVERAGE OF FIFTY-ONE POINT NOUGHT THREE LAST YEAR?”" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>Barnes’s manner became like that of a curate
+talking to a bishop.</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” he said, “then—er—will
+you play against Downing’s to-morrow?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rather,” said Mike. “Thanks
+awfully. Have some tea?”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch40">
+CHAPTER XL<br/><br/>
+THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S</a></h3>
+
+<p>It is the curious instinct which prompts
+most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of
+the average convert an unhappy one. Only the
+very self-controlled can refrain from improving the
+occasion and scoring off the convert. Most leap
+at the opportunity.</p>
+
+<p>It was so in Mike’s case.
+Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing
+he had the outward aspect of one. When you have
+been impressing upon a non-cricketing boy for nearly
+a month that (<i>a</i>) the school is above all a
+keen school, (<i>b</i>) that all members of it should
+play cricket, and (<i>c</i>) that by not playing cricket
+he is ruining his chances in this world and imperilling
+them in the next; and when, quite unexpectedly, you
+come upon this boy dressed in cricket flannels, wearing
+cricket boots and carrying a cricket bag, it seems
+only natural to assume that you have converted him,
+that the seeds of your eloquence have fallen on fruitful
+soil and sprouted.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing assumed it.</p>
+
+<p>He was walking to the field with Adair
+and another member of his team when he came upon Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“What!” he cried.
+“Our Jackson clad in suit of mail and armed for
+the fray!”</p>
+
+<p>This was Mr. Downing’s No. 2 manner—the
+playful.</p>
+
+<p>“This is indeed Saul among the
+prophets. Why this sudden enthusiasm for a game
+which I understood that you despised? Are our
+opponents so reduced?”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith, who was with Mike, took charge
+of the affair with a languid grace which had maddened
+hundreds in its time, and which never failed to ruffle
+Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“We are, above all, sir,”
+he said, “a keen house. Drones are not
+welcomed by us. We are essentially versatile.
+Jackson, the archaeologist of yesterday, becomes the
+cricketer of to-day. It is the right spirit,
+sir,” said Psmith earnestly. “I like
+to see it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed, Smith? You are
+not playing yourself, I notice. Your enthusiasm
+has bounds.”</p>
+
+<p>“In our house, sir, competition
+is fierce, and the Selection Committee unfortunately
+passed me over.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>There were a number of pitches dotted
+about over the field, for there was always a touch
+of the London Park about it on Mid-term Service day.
+Adair, as captain of cricket, had naturally selected
+the best for his own match. It was a good wicket,
+Mike saw. As a matter of fact the wickets at
+Sedleigh were nearly always good. Adair had infected
+the ground-man with some of his own keenness, with
+the result that that once-leisurely official now found
+himself sometimes, with a kind of mild surprise, working
+really hard. At the beginning of the previous
+season Sedleigh had played a scratch team from a neighbouring
+town on a wicket which, except for the creases, was
+absolutely undistinguishable from the surrounding
+turf, and behind the pavilion after the match Adair
+had spoken certain home truths to the ground-man.
+The latter’s reformation had dated from that
+moment.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Barnes, timidly jubilant, came up
+to Mike with the news that he had won the toss, and
+the request that Mike would go in first with him.</p>
+
+<p>In stories of the “Not Really
+a Duffer” type, where the nervous new boy, who
+has been found crying in the boot-room over the photograph
+of his sister, contrives to get an innings in a game,
+nobody suspects that he is really a prodigy till he
+hits the Bully’s first ball out of the ground
+for six.</p>
+
+<p>With Mike it was different. There
+was no pitying smile on Adair’s face as he started
+his run preparatory to sending down the first ball.
+Mike, on the cricket field, could not have looked anything
+but a cricketer if he had turned out in a tweed suit
+and hobnail boots. Cricketer was written all
+over him—in his walk, in the way he took
+guard, in his stand at the wickets. Adair started
+to bowl with the feeling that this was somebody who
+had more than a little knowledge of how to deal with
+good bowling and punish bad.</p>
+
+<p>Mike started cautiously. He was
+more than usually anxious to make runs to-day, and
+he meant to take no risks till he could afford to do
+so. He had seen Adair bowl at the nets, and he
+knew that he was good.</p>
+
+<p>The first over was a maiden, six dangerous
+balls beautifully played. The fieldsmen changed
+over.</p>
+
+<p>The general interest had now settled
+on the match between Outwood’s and Downing’s.
+The fact in Mike’s case had gone round the field,
+and, as several of the other games had not yet begun,
+quite a large crowd had collected near the pavilion
+to watch. Mike’s masterly treatment of
+the opening over had impressed the spectators, and
+there was a popular desire to see how he would deal
+with Mr. Downing’s slows. It was generally
+anticipated that he would do something special with
+them.</p>
+
+<p>Off the first ball of the master’s
+over a leg-bye was run.</p>
+
+<p>Mike took guard.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing was a bowler with a style
+of his own. He took two short steps, two long
+steps, gave a jump, took three more short steps, and
+ended with a combination of step and jump, during which
+the ball emerged from behind his back and started
+on its slow career to the wicket. The whole business
+had some of the dignity of the old-fashioned minuet,
+subtly blended with the careless vigour of a cake-walk.
+The ball, when delivered, was billed to break from
+leg, but the programme was subject to alterations.</p>
+
+<p>If the spectators had expected Mike
+to begin any firework effects with the first ball,
+they were disappointed. He played the over through
+with a grace worthy of his brother Joe. The last
+ball he turned to leg for a single.</p>
+
+<p>His treatment of Adair’s next
+over was freer. He had got a sight of the ball
+now. Half-way through the over a beautiful square
+cut forced a passage through the crowd by the pavilion,
+and dashed up against the rails. He drove the
+sixth ball past cover for three.</p>
+
+<p>The crowd was now reluctantly dispersing
+to its own games, but it stopped as Mr. Downing started
+his minuet-cake-walk, in the hope that it might see
+something more sensational.</p>
+
+<p>This time the hope was fulfilled.</p>
+
+<p>The ball was well up, slow, and off
+the wicket on the on-side. Perhaps if it had
+been allowed to pitch, it might have broken in and
+become quite dangerous. Mike went out at it,
+and hit it a couple of feet from the ground.
+The ball dropped with a thud and a spurting of dust
+in the road that ran along one side of the cricket
+field.</p>
+
+<p>It was returned on the instalment
+system by helpers from other games, and the bowler
+began his manoeuvres again. A half-volley this
+time. Mike slammed it back, and mid-on, whose
+heart was obviously not in the thing, failed to stop
+it.</p>
+
+<p>“Get to them, Jenkins,”
+said Mr. Downing irritably, as the ball came back
+from the boundary. “Get to them.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sir, please, sir——”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t talk in the field, Jenkins.”</p>
+
+<p>Having had a full-pitch hit for six
+and a half-volley for four, there was a strong probability
+that Mr. Downing would pitch his next ball short.</p>
+
+<p>The expected happened. The third
+ball was a slow long-hop, and hit the road at about
+the same spot where the first had landed. A howl
+of untuneful applause rose from the watchers in the
+pavilion, and Mike, with the feeling that this sort
+of bowling was too good to be true, waited in position
+for number four.</p>
+
+<p>There are moments when a sort of panic
+seizes a bowler. This happened now with Mr. Downing.
+He suddenly abandoned science and ran amok. His
+run lost its stateliness and increased its vigour.
+He charged up to the wicket as a wounded buffalo sometimes
+charges a gun. His whole idea now was to bowl
+fast.</p>
+
+<p>When a slow bowler starts to bowl
+fast, it is usually as well to be batting, if you
+can manage it.</p>
+
+<p>By the time the over was finished,
+Mike’s score had been increased by sixteen,
+and the total of his side, in addition, by three wides.</p>
+
+<p>And a shrill small voice, from the
+neighbourhood of the pavilion, uttered with painful
+distinctness the words, “Take him off!”</p>
+
+<p>That was how the most sensational
+day’s cricket began that Sedleigh had known.</p>
+
+<p>A description of the details of the
+morning’s play would be monotonous. It
+is enough to say that they ran on much the same lines
+as the third and fourth overs of the match. Mr.
+Downing bowled one more over, off which Mike helped
+himself to sixteen runs, and then retired moodily
+to cover-point, where, in Adair’s fifth over,
+he missed Barnes—the first occasion since
+the game began on which that mild batsman had attempted
+to score more than a single. Scared by this escape,
+Outwood’s captain shrank back into his shell,
+sat on the splice like a limpet, and, offering no
+more chances, was not out at lunch time with a score
+of eleven.</p>
+
+<p>Mike had then made a hundred and three.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>As Mike was taking off his pads in
+the pavilion, Adair came up.</p>
+
+<p>“Why did you say you didn’t
+play cricket?” he asked abruptly.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus9">
+<img src="images/jmike9.jpg" alt="“WHY DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN’T PLAY CRICKET?” HE ASKED" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>When one has been bowling the whole
+morning, and bowling well, without the slightest success,
+one is inclined to be abrupt.</p>
+
+<p>Mike finished unfastening an obstinate
+strap. Then he looked up.</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t say anything
+of the kind. I said I wasn’t going to play
+here. There’s a difference. As a matter
+of fact, I was in the Wrykyn team before I came here.
+Three years.”</p>
+
+<p>Adair was silent for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>“Will you play for us against
+the Old Sedleighans to-morrow?” he said at length.</p>
+
+<p>Mike tossed his pads into his bag and got up.</p>
+
+<p>“No, thanks.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a silence.</p>
+
+<p>“Above it, I suppose?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not a bit. Not up to it.
+I shall want a lot of coaching at that end net of
+yours before I’m fit to play for Sedleigh.”</p>
+
+<p>There was another pause.</p>
+
+<p>“Then you won’t play?” asked Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not keeping you, am I?” said
+Mike, politely.</p>
+
+<p>It was remarkable what a number of
+members of Outwood’s house appeared to cherish
+a personal grudge against Mr. Downing. It had
+been that master’s somewhat injudicious practice
+for many years to treat his own house as a sort of
+Chosen People. Of all masters, the most unpopular
+is he who by the silent tribunal of a school is convicted
+of favouritism. And the dislike deepens if it
+is a house which he favours and not merely individuals.
+On occasions when boys in his own house and boys from
+other houses were accomplices and partners in wrong-doing,
+Mr. Downing distributed his thunderbolts unequally,
+and the school noticed it. The result was that
+not only he himself, but also—which was
+rather unfair—his house, too, had acquired
+a good deal of unpopularity.</p>
+
+<p>The general consensus of opinion in
+Outwood’s during the luncheon interval was that,
+having got Downing’s up a tree, they would be
+fools not to make the most of the situation.</p>
+
+<p>Barnes’s remark that he supposed,
+unless anything happened and wickets began to fall
+a bit faster, they had better think of declaring somewhere
+about half-past three or four, was met with a storm
+of opposition.</p>
+
+<p>“Declare!” said Robinson.
+“Great Scott, what on earth are you talking
+about?”</p>
+
+<p>“Declare!” Stone’s
+voice was almost a wail of indignation. “I
+never saw such a chump.”</p>
+
+<p>“They’ll be rather sick
+if we don’t, won’t they?” suggested
+Barnes.</p>
+
+<p>“Sick! I should think they
+would,” said Stone. “That’s
+just the gay idea. Can’t you see that by
+a miracle we’ve got a chance of getting a jolly
+good bit of our own back against those Downing’s
+ticks? What we’ve got to do is to jolly
+well keep them in the field all day if we can, and
+be jolly glad it’s so beastly hot. If they
+lose about a dozen pounds each through sweating about
+in the sun after Jackson’s drives, perhaps they’ll
+stick on less side about things in general in future.
+Besides, I want an innings against that bilge of old
+Downing’s, if I can get it.”</p>
+
+<p>“So do I,” said Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>“If you declare, I swear I won’t field.
+Nor will Robinson.”</p>
+
+<p>“Rather not.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I won’t then,”
+said Barnes unhappily. “Only you know they’re
+rather sick already.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you worry about
+that,” said Stone with a wide grin. “They’ll
+be a lot sicker before we’ve finished.”</p>
+
+<p>And so it came about that that particular
+Mid-term Service-day match made history. Big
+scores had often been put up on Mid-term Service day.
+Games had frequently been one-sided. But it had
+never happened before in the annals of the school
+that one side, going in first early in the morning,
+had neither completed its innings nor declared it
+closed when stumps were drawn at 6.30. In no previous
+Sedleigh match, after a full day’s play, had
+the pathetic words “Did not bat” been
+written against the whole of one of the contending
+teams.</p>
+
+<p>These are the things which mark epochs.</p>
+
+<p>Play was resumed at 2.15. For
+a quarter of an hour Mike was comparatively quiet.
+Adair, fortified by food and rest, was bowling really
+well, and his first half-dozen overs had to be watched
+carefully. But the wicket was too good to give
+him a chance, and Mike, playing himself in again,
+proceeded to get to business once more. Bowlers
+came and went. Adair pounded away at one end with
+brief intervals between the attacks. Mr. Downing
+took a couple more overs, in one of which a horse,
+passing in the road, nearly had its useful life cut
+suddenly short. Change-bowlers of various actions
+and paces, each weirder and more futile than the last,
+tried their luck. But still the first-wicket
+stand continued.</p>
+
+<p>The bowling of a house team is all
+head and no body. The first pair probably have
+some idea of length and break. The first-change
+pair are poor. And the rest, the small change,
+are simply the sort of things one sees in dreams after
+a heavy supper, or when one is out without one’s
+gun.</p>
+
+<p>Time, mercifully, generally breaks
+up a big stand at cricket before the field has suffered
+too much, and that is what happened now. At four
+o’clock, when the score stood at two hundred
+and twenty for no wicket, Barnes, greatly daring,
+smote lustily at a rather wide half-volley and was
+caught at short-slip for thirty-three. He retired
+blushfully to the pavilion, amidst applause, and Stone
+came out.</p>
+
+<p>As Mike had then made a hundred and
+eighty-seven, it was assumed by the field, that directly
+he had topped his second century, the closure would
+be applied and their ordeal finished. There was
+almost a sigh of relief when frantic cheering from
+the crowd told that the feat had been accomplished.
+The fieldsmen clapped in quite an indulgent sort of
+way, as who should say, “Capital, capital.
+And now let’s start <i>our</i> innings.”
+Some even began to edge towards the pavilion.
+But the next ball was bowled, and the next over, and
+the next after that, and still Barnes made no sign.
+(The conscience-stricken captain of Outwood’s
+was, as a matter of fact, being practically held down
+by Robinson and other ruffians by force.)</p>
+
+<p>A grey dismay settled on the field.</p>
+
+<p>The bowling had now become almost
+unbelievably bad. Lobs were being tried, and
+Stone, nearly weeping with pure joy, was playing an
+innings of the How-to-brighten-cricket type.
+He had an unorthodox style, but an excellent eye,
+and the road at this period of the game became absolutely
+unsafe for pedestrians and traffic.</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s pace had become slower,
+as was only natural, but his score, too, was mounting
+steadily.</p>
+
+<p>“This is foolery,” snapped
+Mr. Downing, as the three hundred and fifty went up
+on the board. “Barnes!” he called.</p>
+
+<p>There was no reply. A committee
+of three was at that moment engaged in sitting on
+Barnes’s head in the first eleven changing-room,
+in order to correct a more than usually feverish attack
+of conscience.</p>
+
+<p>“Barnes!”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir,” said Stone,
+some species of telepathy telling him what was detaining
+his captain. “I think Barnes must have left
+the field. He has probably gone over to the house
+to fetch something.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is absurd. You must
+declare your innings closed. The game has become
+a farce.”</p>
+
+<p>“Declare! Sir, we can’t
+unless Barnes does. He might be awfully annoyed
+if we did anything like that without consulting him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Absurd.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s very touchy, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“It is perfect foolery.”</p>
+
+<p>“I think Jenkins is just going to bowl, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing walked moodily to his place.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>In a neat wooden frame in the senior
+day-room at Outwood’s, just above the mantelpiece,
+there was on view, a week later, a slip of paper.
+The writing on it was as follows:</p>
+
+<p class="center"><b>OUTWOOD’S <i>v</i>. DOWNING’S</b></p>
+
+<p class="center"><i>Outwood’s. First innings.</i></p>
+
+<table summary="" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto">
+<tr><td>J. P. Barnes, <i>c</i>. Hammond, <i>b</i>. Hassall...</td><td align="right">33</td></tr>
+<tr><td>M. Jackson, not out........................ </td><td align="right">277</td></tr>
+<tr><td>W. J. Stone, not out....................... </td><td align="right">124</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Extras...............................</td><td align="right">37</td></tr>
+<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td align="right">-----</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Total (for one wicket)...... </td><td align="right">471</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p class="center">Downing’s
+did not bat.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch41">
+CHAPTER XLI<br/><br/>
+THE SINGULAR BEHAVIOUR OF JELLICOE</a></h3>
+
+<p>Outwood’s rollicked considerably
+that night. Mike, if he had cared to take the
+part, could have been the Petted Hero. But a cordial
+invitation from the senior day-room to be the guest
+of the evening at about the biggest rag of the century
+had been refused on the plea of fatigue. One
+does not make two hundred and seventy-seven runs on
+a hot day without feeling the effects, even if one
+has scored mainly by the medium of boundaries; and
+Mike, as he lay back in Psmith’s deck-chair,
+felt that all he wanted was to go to bed and stay there
+for a week. His hands and arms burned as if they
+were red-hot, and his eyes were so tired that he could
+not keep them open.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith, leaning against the mantelpiece,
+discoursed in a desultory way on the day’s happenings—the
+score off Mr. Downing, the undeniable annoyance of
+that battered bowler, and the probability of his venting
+his annoyance on Mike next day.</p>
+
+<p>“In theory,” said he,
+“the manly what-d’you-call-it of cricket
+and all that sort of thing ought to make him fall
+on your neck to-morrow and weep over you as a foeman
+worthy of his steel. But I am prepared to bet
+a reasonable sum that he will give no Jiu-jitsu exhibition
+of this kind. In fact, from what I have seen
+of our bright little friend, I should say that, in
+a small way, he will do his best to make it distinctly
+hot for you, here and there.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t care,”
+murmured Mike, shifting his aching limbs in the chair.</p>
+
+<p>“In an ordinary way, I suppose,
+a man can put up with having his bowling hit a little.
+But your performance was cruelty to animals.
+Twenty-eight off one over, not to mention three wides,
+would have made Job foam at the mouth. You will
+probably get sacked. On the other hand, it’s
+worth it. You have lit a candle this day which
+can never be blown out. You have shown the lads
+of the village how Comrade Downing’s bowling
+ought to be treated. I don’t suppose he’ll
+ever take another wicket.”</p>
+
+<p>“He doesn’t deserve to.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith smoothed his hair at the glass and turned round
+again.</p>
+
+<p>“The only blot on this day of
+mirth and good-will is,” he said, “the
+singular conduct of our friend Jellicoe. When
+all the place was ringing with song and merriment,
+Comrade Jellicoe crept to my side, and, slipping his
+little hand in mine, touched me for three quid.”</p>
+
+<p>This interested Mike, fagged as he was.</p>
+
+<p>“What! Three quid!”</p>
+
+<p>“Three jingling, clinking sovereigns. He
+wanted four.”</p>
+
+<p>“But the man must be living
+at the rate of I don’t know what. It was
+only yesterday that he borrowed a quid from <i>me</i>!”</p>
+
+<p>“He must be saving money fast.
+There appear to be the makings of a financier about
+Comrade Jellicoe. Well, I hope, when he’s
+collected enough for his needs, he’ll pay me
+back a bit. I’m pretty well cleaned out.”</p>
+
+<p>“I got some from my brother at Oxford.”</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps he’s saving up
+to get married. We may be helping towards furnishing
+the home. There was a Siamese prince fellow at
+my dame’s at Eton who had four wives when he
+arrived, and gathered in a fifth during his first
+summer holidays. It was done on the correspondence
+system. His Prime Minister fixed it up at the
+other end, and sent him the glad news on a picture
+post-card. I think an eye ought to be kept on
+Comrade Jellicoe.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Mike tumbled into bed that night like
+a log, but he could not sleep. He ached all over.
+Psmith chatted for a time on human affairs in general,
+and then dropped gently off. Jellicoe, who appeared
+to be wrapped in gloom, contributed nothing to the
+conversation.</p>
+
+<p>After Psmith had gone to sleep, Mike
+lay for some time running over in his mind, as the
+best substitute for sleep, the various points of his
+innings that day. He felt very hot and uncomfortable.</p>
+
+<p>Just as he was wondering whether it
+would not be a good idea to get up and have a cold
+bath, a voice spoke from the darkness at his side.</p>
+
+<p>“Are you asleep, Jackson?”</p>
+
+<p>“Who’s that?”</p>
+
+<p>“Me—Jellicoe. I can’t
+get to sleep.”</p>
+
+<p>“Nor can I. I’m stiff all over.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll come over and sit on your bed.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a creaking, and then a weight
+descended in the neighbourhood of Mike’s toes.</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe was apparently not in conversational
+mood. He uttered no word for quite three minutes.
+At the end of which time he gave a sound midway between
+a snort and a sigh.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Jackson!” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes?”</p>
+
+<p>“Have you—oh, nothing.”</p>
+
+<p>Silence again.</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo?”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, what would your people say if you got
+sacked?”</p>
+
+<p>“All sorts of things. Especially my pater.
+Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I don’t know. So would mine.”</p>
+
+<p>“Everybody’s would, I expect.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>The bed creaked, as Jellicoe digested
+these great thoughts. Then he spoke again.</p>
+
+<p>“It would be a jolly beastly thing to get sacked.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was too tired to give his mind
+to the subject. He was not really listening.
+Jellicoe droned on in a depressed sort of way.</p>
+
+<p>“You’d get home in the
+middle of the afternoon, I suppose, and you’d
+drive up to the house, and the servant would open the
+door, and you’d go in. They might all be
+out, and then you’d have to hang about, and
+wait; and presently you’d hear them come in,
+and you’d go out into the passage, and they’d
+say ‘Hullo!’”</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe, in order to give verisimilitude,
+as it were, to an otherwise bald and unconvincing
+narrative, flung so much agitated surprise into the
+last word that it woke Mike from a troubled doze into
+which he had fallen.</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo?” he said. “What’s
+up?”</p>
+
+<p>“Then you’d say.
+‘Hullo!’ And then they’d say, ‘What
+are you doing here?’ And you’d say——”</p>
+
+<p>“What on earth are you talking about?”</p>
+
+<p>“About what would happen.”</p>
+
+<p>“Happen when?”</p>
+
+<p>“When you got home. After being sacked,
+you know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Who’s been sacked?” Mike’s
+mind was still under a cloud.</p>
+
+<p>“Nobody. But if you were,
+I meant. And then I suppose there’d be an
+awful row and general sickness, and all that.
+And then you’d be sent into a bank, or to Australia,
+or something.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike dozed off again.</p>
+
+<p>“My pater would be frightfully
+sick. My mater would be sick. My sister
+would be jolly sick, too. Have you got any sisters,
+Jackson? I say, Jackson!”</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo! What’s the matter? Who’s
+that?”</p>
+
+<p>“Me—Jellicoe.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up?”</p>
+
+<p>“I asked you if you’d got any sisters.”</p>
+
+<p>“Any <i>what</i>?”</p>
+
+<p>“Sisters.”</p>
+
+<p>“Whose sisters?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yours. I asked if you’d got any.”</p>
+
+<p>“Any what?”</p>
+
+<p>“Sisters.”</p>
+
+<p>“What about them?”</p>
+
+<p>The conversation was becoming too
+intricate for Jellicoe. He changed the subject.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Jackson!”</p>
+
+<p>“Well?”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, you don’t know any one who could
+lend me a pound, do you?”</p>
+
+<p>“What!” cried Mike, sitting
+up in bed and staring through the darkness in the
+direction whence the numismatist’s voice was
+proceeding. “Do <i>what</i>?”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, look out. You’ll wake Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“Did you say you wanted some one to lend you
+a quid?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Jellicoe eagerly. “Do
+you know any one?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s head throbbed. This
+thing was too much. The human brain could not
+be expected to cope with it. Here was a youth
+who had borrowed a pound from one friend the day before,
+and three pounds from another friend that very afternoon,
+already looking about him for further loans.
+Was it a hobby, or was he saving up to buy an aeroplane?</p>
+
+<p>“What on earth do you want a pound for?”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t want to tell
+anybody. But it’s jolly serious. I
+shall get sacked if I don’t get it.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike pondered.</p>
+
+<p>Those who have followed Mike’s
+career as set forth by the present historian will
+have realised by this time that he was a good long
+way from being perfect. As the Blue-Eyed Hero
+he would have been a rank failure. Except on
+the cricket field, where he was a natural genius,
+he was just ordinary. He resembled ninety per
+cent. of other members of English public schools.
+He had some virtues and a good many defects.
+He was as obstinate as a mule, though people whom he
+liked could do as they pleased with him. He was
+good-natured as a general thing, but on occasion his
+temper could be of the worst, and had, in his childhood,
+been the subject of much adverse comment among his
+aunts. He was rigidly truthful, where the issue
+concerned only himself. Where it was a case of
+saving a friend, he was prepared to act in a manner
+reminiscent of an American expert witness.</p>
+
+<p>He had, in addition, one good quality
+without any defect to balance it. He was always
+ready to help people. And when he set himself
+to do this, he was never put off by discomfort or
+risk. He went at the thing with a singleness
+of purpose that asked no questions.</p>
+
+<p>Bob’s postal order, which had
+arrived that evening, was reposing in the breast-pocket
+of his coat.</p>
+
+<p>It was a wrench, but, if the situation
+was so serious with Jellicoe, it had to be done.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Two minutes later the night was being
+made hideous by Jellicoe’s almost tearful protestations
+of gratitude, and the postal order had moved from
+one side of the dormitory to the other.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch42">
+CHAPTER XLII<br/><br/>
+JELLICOE GOES ON THE SICK-LIST</a></h3>
+
+<p>Mike woke next morning with a confused
+memory of having listened to a great deal of incoherent
+conversation from Jellicoe, and a painfully vivid
+recollection of handing over the bulk of his worldly
+wealth to him. The thought depressed him, though
+it seemed to please Jellicoe, for the latter carolled
+in a gay undertone as he dressed, till Psmith, who
+had a sensitive ear, asked as a favour that these farm-yard
+imitations might cease until he was out of the room.</p>
+
+<p>There were other things to make Mike
+low-spirited that morning. To begin with, he
+was in detention, which in itself is enough to spoil
+a day. It was a particularly fine day, which
+made the matter worse. In addition to this, he
+had never felt stiffer in his life. It seemed
+to him that the creaking of his joints as he walked
+must be audible to every one within a radius of several
+yards. Finally, there was the interview with
+Mr. Downing to come. That would probably be unpleasant.
+As Psmith had said, Mr. Downing was the sort of master
+who would be likely to make trouble. The great
+match had not been an ordinary match. Mr. Downing
+was a curious man in many ways, but he did not make
+a fuss on ordinary occasions when his bowling proved
+expensive. Yesterday’s performance, however,
+stood in a class by itself. It stood forth without
+disguise as a deliberate rag. One side does not
+keep another in the field the whole day in a one-day
+match except as a grisly kind of practical joke.
+And Mr. Downing and his house realised this.
+The house’s way of signifying its comprehension
+of the fact was to be cold and distant as far as the
+seniors were concerned, and abusive and pugnacious
+as regards the juniors. Young blood had been
+shed overnight, and more flowed during the eleven o’clock
+interval that morning to avenge the insult.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing’s methods of retaliation
+would have to be, of necessity, more elusive; but
+Mike did not doubt that in some way or other his form-master
+would endeavour to get a bit of his own back.</p>
+
+<p>As events turned out, he was perfectly
+right. When a master has got his knife into a
+boy, especially a master who allows himself to be
+influenced by his likes and dislikes, he is inclined
+to single him out in times of stress, and savage him
+as if he were the official representative of the evildoers.
+Just as, at sea, the skipper, when he has trouble
+with the crew, works it off on the boy.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing was in a sarcastic mood
+when he met Mike. That is to say, he began in
+a sarcastic strain. But this sort of thing is
+difficult to keep up. By the time he had reached
+his peroration, the rapier had given place to the
+bludgeon. For sarcasm to be effective, the user
+of it must be met half-way. His hearer must appear
+to be conscious of the sarcasm and moved by it.
+Mike, when masters waxed sarcastic towards him, always
+assumed an air of stolid stupidity, which was as a
+suit of mail against satire.</p>
+
+<p>So Mr. Downing came down from the
+heights with a run, and began to express himself with
+a simple strength which it did his form good to listen
+to. Veterans who had been in the form for terms
+said afterwards that there had been nothing to touch
+it, in their experience of the orator, since the glorious
+day when Dunster, that prince of raggers, who had
+left at Christmas to go to a crammer’s, had introduced
+three lively grass-snakes into the room during a Latin
+lesson.</p>
+
+<p>“You are surrounded,”
+concluded Mr. Downing, snapping his pencil in two
+in his emotion, “by an impenetrable mass of conceit
+and vanity and selfishness. It does not occur
+to you to admit your capabilities as a cricketer in
+an open, straightforward way and place them at the
+disposal of the school. No, that would not be
+dramatic enough for you. It would be too commonplace
+altogether. Far too commonplace!” Mr. Downing
+laughed bitterly. “No, you must conceal
+your capabilities. You must act a lie. You
+must—who is that shuffling his feet?
+I will not have it, I <i>will</i> have silence—you
+must hang back in order to make a more effective entrance,
+like some wretched actor who—I will <i>not</i>
+have this shuffling. I have spoken of this before.
+Macpherson, are you shuffling your feet?”</p>
+
+<p>“Sir, no, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Parsons?”</p>
+
+<p>“I think it’s the noise of the draught
+under the door, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Instant departure of Parsons for the
+outer regions. And, in the excitement of this
+side-issue, the speaker lost his inspiration, and
+abruptly concluded his remarks by putting Mike on to
+translate in Cicero. Which Mike, who happened
+to have prepared the first half-page, did with much
+success.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>The Old Boys’ match was timed
+to begin shortly after eleven o’clock.
+During the interval most of the school walked across
+the field to look at the pitch. One or two of
+the Old Boys had already changed and were practising
+in front of the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>It was through one of these batsmen
+that an accident occurred which had a good deal of
+influence on Mike’s affairs.</p>
+
+<p>Mike had strolled out by himself.
+Half-way across the field Jellicoe joined him.
+Jellicoe was cheerful, and rather embarrassingly grateful.
+He was just in the middle of his harangue when the
+accident happened.</p>
+
+<p>To their left, as they crossed the
+field, a long youth, with the faint beginnings of
+a moustache and a blazer that lit up the surrounding
+landscape like a glowing beacon, was lashing out recklessly
+at a friend’s bowling. Already he had gone
+within an ace of slaying a small boy. As Mike
+and Jellicoe proceeded on their way, there was a shout
+of “Heads!”</p>
+
+<p>The almost universal habit of batsmen
+of shouting “Heads!” at whatever height
+from the ground the ball may be, is not a little confusing.
+The average person, on hearing the shout, puts his
+hands over his skull, crouches down and trusts to
+luck. This is an excellent plan if the ball is
+falling, but is not much protection against a skimming
+drive along the ground.</p>
+
+<p>When “Heads!” was called
+on the present occasion, Mike and Jellicoe instantly
+assumed the crouching attitude.</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe was the first to abandon
+it. He uttered a yell and sprang into the air.
+After which he sat down and began to nurse his ankle.</p>
+
+<p>The bright-blazered youth walked up.</p>
+
+<p>“Awfully sorry, you know, man. Hurt?”</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe was pressing the injured
+spot tenderly with his finger-tips, uttering sharp
+howls whenever, zeal outrunning discretion, he prodded
+himself too energetically.</p>
+
+<p>“Silly ass, Dunster,” he groaned, “slamming
+about like that.”</p>
+
+<p>“Awfully sorry. But I did yell.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s swelling up rather,”
+said Mike. “You’d better get over
+to the house and have it looked at. Can you walk?”</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe tried, but sat down again
+with a loud “Ow!” At that moment the bell
+rang.</p>
+
+<p>“I shall have to be going in,”
+said Mike, “or I’d have helped you over.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll give you a hand,” said Dunster.</p>
+
+<p>He helped the sufferer to his feet
+and they staggered off together, Jellicoe hopping,
+Dunster advancing with a sort of polka step. Mike
+watched them start and then turned to go in.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch43">
+CHAPTER XLIII<br/><br/>
+MIKE RECEIVES A COMMISSION</a></h3>
+
+<p>There is only one thing to be said
+in favour of detention on a fine summer’s afternoon,
+and that is that it is very pleasant to come out of.
+The sun never seems so bright or the turf so green
+as during the first five minutes after one has come
+out of the detention-room. One feels as if one
+were entering a new and very delightful world.
+There is also a touch of the Rip van Winkle feeling.
+Everything seems to have gone on and left one behind.
+Mike, as he walked to the cricket field, felt very
+much behind the times.</p>
+
+<p>Arriving on the field he found the
+Old Boys batting. He stopped and watched an over
+of Adair’s. The fifth ball bowled a man.
+Mike made his way towards the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>Before he got there he heard his name
+called, and turning, found Psmith seated under a tree
+with the bright-blazered Dunster.</p>
+
+<p>“Return of the exile,”
+said Psmith. “A joyful occasion tinged with
+melancholy. Have a cherry?—take one
+or two. These little acts of unremembered kindness
+are what one needs after a couple of hours in extra
+pupil-room. Restore your tissues, Comrade Jackson,
+and when you have finished those, apply again.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is your name Jackson?”
+inquired Dunster, “because Jellicoe wants to
+see you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Alas, poor Jellicoe!”
+said Psmith. “He is now prone on his bed
+in the dormitory—there a sheer hulk lies
+poor Tom Jellicoe, the darling of the crew, faithful
+below he did his duty, but Comrade Dunster has broached
+him to. I have just been hearing the melancholy
+details.”</p>
+
+<p>“Old Smith and I,” said
+Dunster, “were at a private school together.
+I’d no idea I should find him here.”</p>
+
+<p>“It was a wonderfully stirring
+sight when we met,” said Psmith; “not
+unlike the meeting of Ulysses and the hound Argos,
+of whom you have doubtless read in the course of your
+dabblings in the classics. I was Ulysses; Dunster
+gave a life-like representation of the faithful dawg.”</p>
+
+<p>“You still jaw as much as ever,
+I notice,” said the animal delineator, fondling
+the beginnings of his moustache.</p>
+
+<p>“More,” sighed Psmith,
+“more. Is anything irritating you?”
+he added, eyeing the other’s manoeuvres with
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>“You needn’t be a funny
+ass, man,” said Dunster, pained; “heaps
+of people tell me I ought to have it waxed.”</p>
+
+<p>“What it really wants is top-dressing
+with guano. Hullo! another man out. Adair’s
+bowling better to-day than he did yesterday.”</p>
+
+<p>“I heard about yesterday,”
+said Dunster. “It must have been a rag!
+Couldn’t we work off some other rag on somebody
+before I go? I shall be stopping here till Monday
+in the village. Well hit, sir—Adair’s
+bowling is perfectly simple if you go out to it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Comrade Dunster went out to
+it first ball,” said Psmith to Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh! chuck it, man; the sun
+was in my eyes. I hear Adair’s got a match
+on with the M.C.C. at last.”</p>
+
+<p>“Has he?” said Psmith;
+“I hadn’t heard. Archaeology claims
+so much of my time that I have little leisure for
+listening to cricket chit-chat.”</p>
+
+<p>“What was it Jellicoe wanted?”
+asked Mike; “was it anything important?”</p>
+
+<p>“He seemed to think so—he
+kept telling me to tell you to go and see him.”</p>
+
+<p>“I fear Comrade Jellicoe is
+a bit of a weak-minded blitherer——”</p>
+
+<p>“Did you ever hear of a rag
+we worked off on Jellicoe once?” asked Dunster.
+“The man has absolutely no sense of humour—can’t
+see when he’s being rotted. Well it was
+like this—Hullo! We’re all out—I
+shall have to be going out to field again, I suppose,
+dash it! I’ll tell you when I see you again.”</p>
+
+<p>“I shall count the minutes,” said Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>Mike stretched himself; the sun was
+very soothing after his two hours in the detention-room;
+he felt disinclined for exertion.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t suppose it’s
+anything special about Jellicoe, do you?” he
+said. “I mean, it’ll keep till tea-time;
+it’s no catch having to sweat across to the
+house now.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t dream of moving,”
+said Psmith. “I have several rather profound
+observations on life to make and I can’t make
+them without an audience. Soliloquy is a knack.
+Hamlet had got it, but probably only after years of
+patient practice. Personally, I need some one
+to listen when I talk. I like to feel that I
+am doing good. You stay where you are—don’t
+interrupt too much.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike tilted his hat over his eyes
+and abandoned Jellicoe.</p>
+
+<p>It was not until the lock-up bell
+rang that he remembered him. He went over to
+the house and made his way to the dormitory, where
+he found the injured one in a parlous state, not so
+much physical as mental. The doctor had seen
+his ankle and reported that it would be on the active
+list in a couple of days. It was Jellicoe’s
+mind that needed attention now.</p>
+
+<p>Mike found him in a condition bordering on collapse.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, you might have come before!” said
+Jellicoe.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up? I didn’t
+know there was such a hurry about it—what
+did you want?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s no good now,”
+said Jellicoe gloomily; “it’s too late,
+I shall get sacked.”</p>
+
+<p>“What on earth are you talking about? What’s
+the row?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s about that money.”</p>
+
+<p>“What about it?”</p>
+
+<p>“I had to pay it to a man to-day,
+or he said he’d write to the Head—then
+of course I should get sacked. I was going to
+take the money to him this afternoon, only I got crocked,
+so I couldn’t move. I wanted to get hold
+of you to ask you to take it for me—it’s
+too late now!”</p>
+
+<p>Mike’s face fell. “Oh,
+hang it!” he said, “I’m awfully sorry.
+I’d no idea it was anything like that—what
+a fool I was! Dunster did say he thought it was
+something important, only like an ass I thought it
+would do if I came over at lock-up.”</p>
+
+<p>“It doesn’t matter,”
+said Jellicoe miserably; “it can’t be helped.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, it can,” said Mike.
+“I know what I’ll do—it’s
+all right. I’ll get out of the house after
+lights-out.”</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe sat up. “You can’t!
+You’d get sacked if you were caught.”</p>
+
+<p>“Who would catch me? There
+was a chap at Wrykyn I knew who used to break out
+every night nearly and go and pot at cats with an air-pistol;
+it’s as easy as anything.”</p>
+
+<p>The toad-under-the-harrow expression
+began to fade from Jellicoe’s face. “I
+say, do you think you could, really?”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course I can! It’ll be rather
+a rag.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, it’s frightfully decent of you.”</p>
+
+<p>“What absolute rot!”</p>
+
+<p>“But, look here, are you certain——”</p>
+
+<p>“I shall be all right. Where do you want
+me to go?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s a place about a mile or two from
+here, called Lower Borlock.”</p>
+
+<p>“Lower Borlock?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, do you know it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rather! I’ve been playing cricket
+for them all the term.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, have you? Do you know a man called
+Barley?”</p>
+
+<p>
+“Barley? Rather—he runs the ‘White Boar’.”
+</p>
+
+<p>“He’s the chap I owe the money to.”</p>
+
+<p>“Old Barley!”</p>
+
+<p>Mike knew the landlord of the “White
+Boar” well; he was the wag of the village team.
+Every village team, for some mysterious reason, has
+its comic man. In the Lower Borlock eleven Mr.
+Barley filled the post. He was a large, stout
+man, with a red and cheerful face, who looked exactly
+like the jovial inn-keeper of melodrama. He was
+the last man Mike would have expected to do the “money
+by Monday-week or I write to the headmaster”
+business.</p>
+
+<p>But he reflected that he had only
+seen him in his leisure moments, when he might naturally
+be expected to unbend and be full of the milk of human
+kindness. Probably in business hours he was quite
+different. After all, pleasure is one thing and
+business another.</p>
+
+<p>Besides, five pounds is a large sum
+of money, and if Jellicoe owed it, there was nothing
+strange in Mr. Barley’s doing everything he could
+to recover it.</p>
+
+<p>He wondered a little what Jellicoe
+could have been doing to run up a bill as big as that,
+but it did not occur to him to ask, which was unfortunate,
+as it might have saved him a good deal of inconvenience.
+It seemed to him that it was none of his business to
+inquire into Jellicoe’s private affairs.
+He took the envelope containing the money without
+question.</p>
+
+<p>“I shall bike there, I think,”
+he said, “if I can get into the shed.”</p>
+
+<p>The school’s bicycles were stored
+in a shed by the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>“You can manage that,”
+said Jellicoe; “it’s locked up at night,
+but I had a key made to fit it last summer, because
+I used to go out in the early morning sometimes before
+it was opened.”</p>
+
+<p>“Got it on you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Smith’s got it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll get it from him.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say!”</p>
+
+<p>“Well?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t tell Smith why
+you want it, will you? I don’t want anybody
+to know—if a thing once starts getting
+about it’s all over the place in no time.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right, I won’t tell him.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, thanks most awfully!
+I don’t know what I should have done, I——”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, chuck it!” said Mike.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch44">
+CHAPTER XLIV<br/><br/>
+AND FULFILS IT</a></h3>
+
+<p>Mike started on his ride to Lower
+Borlock with mixed feelings. It is pleasant to
+be out on a fine night in summer, but the pleasure
+is to a certain extent modified when one feels that
+to be detected will mean expulsion.</p>
+
+<p>Mike did not want to be expelled,
+for many reasons. Now that he had grown used
+to the place he was enjoying himself at Sedleigh to
+a certain extent. He still harboured a feeling
+of resentment against the school in general and Adair
+in particular, but it was pleasant in Outwood’s
+now that he had got to know some of the members of
+the house, and he liked playing cricket for Lower
+Borlock; also, he was fairly certain that his father
+would not let him go to Cambridge if he were expelled
+from Sedleigh. Mr. Jackson was easy-going with
+his family, but occasionally his foot came down like
+a steam-hammer, as witness the Wrykyn school report
+affair.</p>
+
+<p>So Mike pedalled along rapidly, being
+wishful to get the job done without delay.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith had yielded up the key, but
+his inquiries as to why it was needed had been embarrassing.
+Mike’s statement that he wanted to get up early
+and have a ride had been received by Psmith, with whom
+early rising was not a hobby, with honest amazement
+and a flood of advice and warning on the subject.</p>
+
+<p>“One of the Georges,”
+said Psmith, “I forget which, once said that
+a certain number of hours’ sleep a day—I
+cannot recall for the moment how many—made
+a man something, which for the time being has slipped
+my memory. However, there you are. I’ve
+given you the main idea of the thing; and a German
+doctor says that early rising causes insanity.
+Still, if you’re bent on it——”
+After which he had handed over the key.</p>
+
+<p>Mike wished he could have taken Psmith
+into his confidence. Probably he would have volunteered
+to come, too; Mike would have been glad of a companion.</p>
+
+<p>It did not take him long to reach
+Lower Borlock. The “White Boar” stood
+at the far end of the village, by the cricket field.
+He rode past the church—standing out black
+and mysterious against the light sky—and
+the rows of silent cottages, until he came to the inn.</p>
+
+<p>The place was shut, of course, and
+all the lights were out—it was some time
+past eleven.</p>
+
+<p>The advantage an inn has over a private
+house, from the point of view of the person who wants
+to get into it when it has been locked up, is that
+a nocturnal visit is not so unexpected in the case
+of the former. Preparations have been made to
+meet such an emergency. Where with a private
+house you would probably have to wander round heaving
+rocks and end by climbing up a water-spout, when you
+want to get into an inn you simply ring the night-bell,
+which, communicating with the boots’ room, has
+that hard-worked menial up and doing in no time.</p>
+
+<p>After Mike had waited for a few minutes
+there was a rattling of chains and a shooting of bolts
+and the door opened.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir?” said the boots,
+appearing in his shirt-sleeves. “Why, ’ullo!
+Mr. Jackson, sir!”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was well known to all dwellers
+in Lower Borlock, his scores being the chief topic
+of conversation when the day’s labours were over.</p>
+
+<p>“I want to see Mr. Barley, Jack.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s bin in bed this half-hour back,
+Mr. Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>“I must see him. Can you get him down?”</p>
+
+<p>The boots looked doubtful. “Roust the guv’nor
+outer bed?” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Mike quite admitted the gravity of
+the task. The landlord of the “White Boar”
+was one of those men who need a beauty sleep.</p>
+
+<p>“I wish you would—it’s
+a thing that can’t wait. I’ve got
+some money to give to him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, if it’s <i>that</i>—”
+said the boots.</p>
+
+<p>Five minutes later mine host appeared
+in person, looking more than usually portly in a check
+dressing-gown and red bedroom slippers of the <i>Dreadnought</i>
+type.</p>
+
+<p>“You can pop off, Jack.”</p>
+
+<p>Exit boots to his slumbers once more.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Mr. Jackson, what’s it all about?”</p>
+
+<p>“Jellicoe asked me to come and bring you the
+money.”</p>
+
+<p>“The money? What money?”</p>
+
+<p>“What he owes you; the five pounds, of course.”</p>
+
+<p>“The five—”
+Mr. Barley stared open-mouthed at Mike for a moment;
+then he broke into a roar of laughter which shook the
+sporting prints on the wall and drew barks from dogs
+in some distant part of the house. He staggered
+about laughing and coughing till Mike began to expect
+a fit of some kind. Then he collapsed into a chair,
+which creaked under him, and wiped his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh dear!” he said, “oh dear! the
+five pounds!”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was not always abreast of the
+rustic idea of humour, and now he felt particularly
+fogged. For the life of him he could not see
+what there was to amuse any one so much in the fact
+that a person who owed five pounds was ready to pay
+it back. It was an occasion for rejoicing, perhaps,
+but rather for a solemn, thankful, eyes-raised-to-heaven
+kind of rejoicing.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Five pounds!”</p>
+
+<p>“You might tell us the joke.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Barley opened the letter, read
+it, and had another attack; when this was finished
+he handed the letter to Mike, who was waiting patiently
+by, hoping for light, and requested him to read it.</p>
+
+<p>“Dear, dear!” chuckled
+Mr. Barley, “five pounds! They may teach
+you young gentlemen to talk Latin and Greek and what
+not at your school, but it ’ud do a lot more
+good if they’d teach you how many beans make
+five; it ’ud do a lot more good if they’d
+teach you to come in when it rained, it ’ud
+do——”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was reading the letter.</p>
+
+<p class="letter">“DEAR MR. BARLEY,” it ran.—“I
+send the £5, which I could not get before.
+I hope it is in time, because I don’t want you
+to write to the headmaster. I am sorry Jane
+and John ate your wife’s hat and the chicken
+and broke the vase.”</p>
+
+<p>There was some more to the same effect;
+it was signed “T. G. Jellicoe.”</p>
+
+<p>“What on earth’s it all
+about?” said Mike, finishing this curious document.</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Barley slapped his leg. “Why, Mr. Jellicoe keeps two dogs here; I keep ’em
+for him till the young gentlemen go home for their holidays. Aberdeen terriers,
+they are, and as sharp as mustard. Mischief! I believe you, but, love us! they
+don’t do no harm! Bite up an old shoe sometimes and such sort of things. The
+other day, last Wednesday it were, about ’ar parse five, Jane—she’s the worst
+of the two, always up to it, she is—she got hold of my old hat and had it in
+bits before you could say knife. John upset a china vase in one of the bedrooms
+chasing a mouse, and they got on the coffee-room table and ate half a cold
+chicken what had been left there. So I says to myself, ‘I’ll have a game with
+Mr. Jellicoe over this,’ and I sits down and writes off saying the little dogs
+have eaten a valuable hat and a chicken and what not, and the damage’ll be five
+pounds, and will he kindly remit same by Saturday night at the latest or I
+write to his headmaster. Love us!” Mr. Barley slapped his thigh, “he took it
+all in, every word—and here’s the five pounds in cash in this envelope here! I
+haven’t had such a laugh since we got old Tom Raxley out of bed at twelve of a
+winter’s night by telling him his house was a-fire.”
+</p>
+
+<p>It is not always easy to appreciate
+a joke of the practical order if one has been made
+even merely part victim of it. Mike, as he reflected
+that he had been dragged out of his house in the middle
+of the night, in contravention of all school rules
+and discipline, simply in order to satisfy Mr. Barley’s
+sense of humour, was more inclined to be abusive than
+mirthful. Running risks is all very well when
+they are necessary, or if one chooses to run them
+for one’s own amusement, but to be placed in
+a dangerous position, a position imperilling one’s
+chance of going to the ’Varsity, is another matter
+altogether.</p>
+
+<p>But it is impossible to abuse the
+Barley type of man. Barley’s enjoyment
+of the whole thing was so honest and child-like.
+Probably it had given him the happiest quarter of
+an hour he had known for years, since, in fact, the
+affair of old Tom Raxley. It would have been cruel
+to damp the man.</p>
+
+<p>So Mike laughed perfunctorily, took
+back the envelope with the five pounds, accepted a
+stone ginger beer and a plateful of biscuits, and
+rode off on his return journey.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Mention has been made above of the
+difference which exists between getting into an inn
+after lock-up and into a private house. Mike was
+to find this out for himself.</p>
+
+<p>His first act on arriving at Sedleigh
+was to replace his bicycle in the shed. This
+he accomplished with success. It was pitch-dark
+in the shed, and as he wheeled his machine in, his
+foot touched something on the floor. Without
+waiting to discover what this might be, he leaned
+his bicycle against the wall, went out, and locked
+the door, after which he ran across to Outwood’s.</p>
+
+<p>Fortune had favoured his undertaking
+by decreeing that a stout drain-pipe should pass up
+the wall within a few inches of his and Psmith’s
+study. On the first day of term, it may be remembered
+he had wrenched away the wooden bar which bisected
+the window-frame, thus rendering exit and entrance
+almost as simple as they had been for Wyatt during
+Mike’s first term at Wrykyn.</p>
+
+<p>He proceeded to scale this water-pipe.</p>
+
+<p>He had got about half-way up when a voice from somewhere
+below cried, “Who’s that?”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch45">
+CHAPTER XLV<br/><br/>
+PURSUIT</a></h3>
+
+<p>These things are Life’s Little
+Difficulties. One can never tell precisely how
+one will act in a sudden emergency. The right
+thing for Mike to have done at this crisis was to
+have ignored the voice, carried on up the water-pipe,
+and through the study window, and gone to bed.
+It was extremely unlikely that anybody could have recognised
+him at night against the dark background of the house.
+The position then would have been that somebody in
+Mr. Outwood’s house had been seen breaking in
+after lights-out; but it would have been very difficult
+for the authorities to have narrowed the search down
+any further than that. There were thirty-four
+boys in Outwood’s, of whom about fourteen were
+much the same size and build as Mike.</p>
+
+<p>The suddenness, however, of the call
+caused Mike to lose his head. He made the strategic
+error of sliding rapidly down the pipe, and running.</p>
+
+<p>There were two gates to Mr. Outwood’s
+front garden. The carriage drive ran in a semicircle,
+of which the house was the centre. It was from
+the right-hand gate, nearest to Mr. Downing’s
+house, that the voice had come, and, as Mike came
+to the ground, he saw a stout figure galloping towards
+him from that direction. He bolted like a rabbit
+for the other gate. As he did so, his pursuer
+again gave tongue.</p>
+
+<p>“Oo-oo-oo yer!” was the exact remark.</p>
+
+<p>Whereby Mike recognised him as the school sergeant.</p>
+
+<p>“Oo-oo-oo yer!” was that
+militant gentleman’s habitual way of beginning
+a conversation.</p>
+
+<p>With this knowledge, Mike felt easier
+in his mind. Sergeant Collard was a man of many
+fine qualities, (notably a talent for what he was
+wont to call “spott’n,” a mysterious
+gift which he exercised on the rifle range), but he
+could not run. There had been a time in his hot
+youth when he had sprinted like an untamed mustang
+in pursuit of volatile Pathans in Indian hill wars,
+but Time, increasing his girth, had taken from him
+the taste for such exercise. When he moved now
+it was at a stately walk. The fact that he ran
+to-night showed how the excitement of the chase had
+entered into his blood.</p>
+
+<p>“Oo-oo-oo yer!” he shouted
+again, as Mike, passing through the gate, turned into
+the road that led to the school. Mike’s
+attentive ear noted that the bright speech was a shade
+more puffily delivered this time. He began to
+feel that this was not such bad fun after all.
+He would have liked to be in bed, but, if that was
+out of the question, this was certainly the next best
+thing.</p>
+
+<p>He ran on, taking things easily, with
+the sergeant panting in his wake, till he reached
+the entrance to the school grounds. He dashed
+in and took cover behind a tree.</p>
+
+<p>Presently the sergeant turned the
+corner, going badly and evidently cured of a good
+deal of the fever of the chase. Mike heard him
+toil on for a few yards and then stop. A sound
+of panting was borne to him.</p>
+
+<p>Then the sound of footsteps returning,
+this time at a walk. They passed the gate and
+went on down the road.</p>
+
+<p>The pursuer had given the thing up.</p>
+
+<p>Mike waited for several minutes behind
+his tree. His programme now was simple.
+He would give Sergeant Collard about half an hour,
+in case the latter took it into his head to “guard
+home” by waiting at the gate. Then he would
+trot softly back, shoot up the water-pipe once more,
+and so to bed. It had just struck a quarter to
+something—twelve, he supposed—on
+the school clock. He would wait till a quarter
+past.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, there was nothing to be
+gained from lurking behind a tree. He left his
+cover, and started to stroll in the direction of the
+pavilion. Having arrived there, he sat on the
+steps, looking out on to the cricket field.</p>
+
+<p>His thoughts were miles away, at Wrykyn,
+when he was recalled to Sedleigh by the sound of somebody
+running. Focussing his gaze, he saw a dim figure
+moving rapidly across the cricket field straight for
+him.</p>
+
+<p>His first impression, that he had
+been seen and followed, disappeared as the runner,
+instead of making for the pavilion, turned aside, and
+stopped at the door of the bicycle shed. Like
+Mike, he was evidently possessed of a key, for Mike
+heard it grate in the lock. At this point he
+left the pavilion and hailed his fellow rambler by
+night in a cautious undertone.</p>
+
+<p>The other appeared startled.</p>
+
+<p>“Who the dickens is that?” he asked.
+“Is that you, Jackson?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike recognised Adair’s voice.
+The last person he would have expected to meet at
+midnight obviously on the point of going for a bicycle
+ride.</p>
+
+<p>“What are you doing out here, Jackson?”</p>
+
+<p>“What are you, if it comes to that?”</p>
+
+<p>Adair was lighting his lamp.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m going for the doctor. One of
+the chaps in our house is bad.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh!”</p>
+
+<p>“What are you doing out here?”</p>
+
+<p>“Just been for a stroll.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hadn’t you better be getting back?”</p>
+
+<p>“Plenty of time.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose you think you’re
+doing something tremendously brave and dashing?”</p>
+
+<p>“Hadn’t you better be going to the doctor?”</p>
+
+<p>“If you want to know what I think——”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t. So long.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike turned away, whistling between
+his teeth. After a moment’s pause, Adair
+rode off. Mike saw his light pass across the field
+and through the gate. The school clock struck
+the quarter.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed to Mike that Sergeant Collard,
+even if he had started to wait for him at the house,
+would not keep up the vigil for more than half an
+hour. He would be safe now in trying for home
+again.</p>
+
+<p>He walked in that direction.</p>
+
+<p>Now it happened that Mr. Downing,
+aroused from his first sleep by the news, conveyed
+to him by Adair, that MacPhee, one of the junior members
+of Adair’s dormitory, was groaning and exhibiting
+other symptoms of acute illness, was disturbed in
+his mind. Most housemasters feel uneasy in the
+event of illness in their houses, and Mr. Downing
+was apt to get jumpy beyond the ordinary on such occasions.
+All that was wrong with MacPhee, as a matter of fact,
+was a very fair stomach-ache, the direct and legitimate
+result of eating six buns, half a cocoa-nut, three
+doughnuts, two ices, an apple, and a pound of cherries,
+and washing the lot down with tea. But Mr. Downing
+saw in his attack the beginnings of some deadly scourge
+which would sweep through and decimate the house.
+He had despatched Adair for the doctor, and, after
+spending a few minutes prowling restlessly about his
+room, was now standing at his front gate, waiting for
+Adair’s return.</p>
+
+<p>It came about, therefore, that Mike,
+sprinting lightly in the direction of home and safety,
+had his already shaken nerves further maltreated by
+being hailed, at a range of about two yards, with a
+cry of “Is that you, Adair?” The next
+moment Mr. Downing emerged from his gate.</p>
+
+<p>Mike stood not upon the order of his
+going. He was off like an arrow—a
+flying figure of Guilt. Mr. Downing, after the
+first surprise, seemed to grasp the situation.
+Ejaculating at intervals the words, “Who is
+that? Stop! Who is that? Stop!”
+he dashed after the much-enduring Wrykynian at an
+extremely creditable rate of speed. Mr. Downing
+was by way of being a sprinter. He had won handicap
+events at College sports at Oxford, and, if Mike had
+not got such a good start, the race might have been
+over in the first fifty yards. As it was, that
+victim of Fate, going well, kept ahead. At the
+entrance to the school grounds he led by a dozen yards.
+The procession passed into the field, Mike heading
+as before for the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>As they raced across the soft turf,
+an idea occurred to Mike which he was accustomed in
+after years to attribute to genius, the one flash of
+it which had ever illumined his life.</p>
+
+<p>It was this.</p>
+
+<p>One of Mr. Downing’s first acts,
+on starting the Fire Brigade at Sedleigh, had been
+to institute an alarm bell. It had been rubbed
+into the school officially—in speeches
+from the daïs—by the headmaster, and unofficially—in
+earnest private conversations—by Mr. Downing,
+that at the sound of this bell, at whatever hour of
+day or night, every member of the school must leave
+his house in the quickest possible way, and make for
+the open. The bell might mean that the school
+was on fire, or it might mean that one of the houses
+was on fire. In any case, the school had its
+orders—to get out into the open at once.</p>
+
+<p>Nor must it be supposed that the school
+was without practice at this feat. Every now
+and then a notice would be found posted up on the
+board to the effect that there would be fire drill
+during the dinner hour that day. Sometimes the
+performance was bright and interesting, as on the
+occasion when Mr. Downing, marshalling the brigade
+at his front gate, had said, “My house is supposed
+to be on fire. Now let’s do a record!”
+which the Brigade, headed by Stone and Robinson, obligingly
+did. They fastened the hose to the hydrant, smashed
+a window on the ground floor (Mr. Downing having retired
+for a moment to talk with the headmaster), and poured
+a stream of water into the room. When Mr. Downing
+was at liberty to turn his attention to the matter,
+he found that the room selected was his private study,
+most of the light furniture of which was floating
+on a miniature lake. That episode had rather
+discouraged his passion for realism, and fire drill
+since then had taken the form, for the most part, of
+“practising escaping.” This was done
+by means of canvas shoots, kept in the dormitories.
+At the sound of the bell the prefect of the dormitory
+would heave one end of the shoot out of window, the
+other end being fastened to the sill. He would
+then go down it himself, using his elbows as a brake.
+Then the second man would follow his example, and
+these two, standing below, would hold the end of the
+shoot so that the rest of the dormitory could fly
+rapidly down it without injury, except to their digestions.</p>
+
+<p>After the first novelty of the thing
+had worn off, the school had taken a rooted dislike
+to fire drill. It was a matter for self-congratulation
+among them that Mr. Downing had never been able to
+induce the headmaster to allow the alarm bell to be
+sounded for fire drill at night. The headmaster,
+a man who had his views on the amount of sleep necessary
+for the growing boy, had drawn the line at night operations.
+“Sufficient unto the day” had been the
+gist of his reply. If the alarm bell were to
+ring at night when there was no fire, the school might
+mistake a genuine alarm of fire for a bogus one, and
+refuse to hurry themselves.</p>
+
+<p>So Mr. Downing had had to be content with day drill.</p>
+
+<p>The alarm bell hung in the archway
+leading into the school grounds. The end of the
+rope, when not in use, was fastened to a hook half-way
+up the wall.</p>
+
+<p>Mike, as he raced over the cricket
+field, made up his mind in a flash that his only chance
+of getting out of this tangle was to shake his pursuer
+off for a space of time long enough to enable him to
+get to the rope and tug it. Then the school would
+come out. He would mix with them, and in the
+subsequent confusion get back to bed unnoticed.</p>
+
+<p>The task was easier than it would
+have seemed at the beginning of the chase. Mr.
+Downing, owing to the two facts that he was not in
+the strictest training, and that it is only an Alfred
+Shrubb who can run for any length of time at top speed
+shouting “Who is that? Stop! Who is
+that? Stop!” was beginning to feel distressed.
+There were bellows to mend in the Downing camp.
+Mike perceived this, and forced the pace. He
+rounded the pavilion ten yards to the good. Then,
+heading for the gate, he put all he knew into one
+last sprint. Mr. Downing was not equal to the
+effort. He worked gamely for a few strides, then
+fell behind. When Mike reached the gate, a good
+forty yards separated them.</p>
+
+<p>As far as Mike could judge—he
+was not in a condition to make nice calculations—he
+had about four seconds in which to get busy with that
+bell rope.</p>
+
+<p>Probably nobody has ever crammed more
+energetic work into four seconds than he did then.</p>
+
+<p>The night was as still as only an
+English summer night can be, and the first clang of
+the clapper sounded like a million iron girders falling
+from a height on to a sheet of tin. He tugged
+away furiously, with an eye on the now rapidly advancing
+and loudly shouting figure of the housemaster.</p>
+
+<p>And from the darkened house beyond
+there came a gradually swelling hum, as if a vast
+hive of bees had been disturbed.</p>
+
+<p>The school was awake.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch46">
+CHAPTER XLVI<br/><br/>
+THE DECORATION OF SAMMY</a></h3>
+
+<p>Psmith leaned against the mantelpiece
+in the senior day-room at Outwood’s—since
+Mike’s innings against Downing’s the Lost
+Lambs had been received as brothers by that centre
+of disorder, so that even Spiller was compelled to
+look on the hatchet as buried—and gave his
+views on the events of the preceding night, or, rather,
+of that morning, for it was nearer one than twelve
+when peace had once more fallen on the school.</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing that happens in this
+luny-bin,” said Psmith, “has power to
+surprise me now. There was a time when I might
+have thought it a little unusual to have to leave
+the house through a canvas shoot at one o’clock
+in the morning, but I suppose it’s quite the
+regular thing here. Old school tradition, &amp;c.
+Men leave the school, and find that they’ve
+got so accustomed to jumping out of window that they
+look on it as a sort of affectation to go out by the
+door. I suppose none of you merchants can give
+me any idea when the next knockabout entertainment
+of this kind is likely to take place?”</p>
+
+<p>“I wonder who rang that bell!”
+said Stone. “Jolly sporting idea.”</p>
+
+<p>“I believe it was Downing himself.
+If it was, I hope he’s satisfied.”</p>
+
+<p>Jellicoe, who was appearing in society
+supported by a stick, looked meaningly at Mike, and
+giggled, receiving in answer a stony stare. Mike
+had informed Jellicoe of the details of his interview
+with Mr. Barley at the “White Boar,” and
+Jellicoe, after a momentary splutter of wrath against
+the practical joker, was now in a particularly light-hearted
+mood. He hobbled about, giggling at nothing and
+at peace with all the world.</p>
+
+<p>“It was a stirring scene,”
+said Psmith. “The agility with which Comrade
+Jellicoe boosted himself down the shoot was a triumph
+of mind over matter. He seemed to forget his
+ankle. It was the nearest thing to a Boneless
+Acrobatic Wonder that I have ever seen.”</p>
+
+<p>“I was in a beastly funk, I can tell you.”</p>
+
+<p>Stone gurgled.</p>
+
+<p>“So was I,” he said, “for
+a bit. Then, when I saw that it was all a rag,
+I began to look about for ways of doing the thing really
+well. I emptied about six jugs of water on a
+gang of kids under my window.”</p>
+
+<p>“I rushed into Downing’s, and ragged some
+of the beds,” said Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>“It was an invigorating time,”
+said Psmith. “A sort of pageant. I
+was particularly struck with the way some of the bright
+lads caught hold of the idea. There was no skimping.
+Some of the kids, to my certain knowledge, went down
+the shoot a dozen times. There’s nothing
+like doing a thing thoroughly. I saw them come
+down, rush upstairs, and be saved again, time after
+time. The thing became chronic with them.
+I should say Comrade Downing ought to be satisfied
+with the high state of efficiency to which he has
+brought us. At any rate I hope——”</p>
+
+<p>There was a sound of hurried footsteps
+outside the door, and Sharpe, a member of the senior
+day-room, burst excitedly in. He seemed amused.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, have you chaps seen Sammy?”</p>
+
+<p>“Seen who?” said Stone. “Sammy?
+Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll know in a second.
+He’s just outside. Here, Sammy, Sammy,
+Sammy! Sam! Sam!”</p>
+
+<p>A bark and a patter of feet outside.</p>
+
+<p>“Come on, Sammy. Good dog.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a moment’s silence.
+Then a great yell of laughter burst forth. Even
+Psmith’s massive calm was shattered. As
+for Jellicoe, he sobbed in a corner.</p>
+
+<p>Sammy’s beautiful white coat
+was almost entirely concealed by a thick covering
+of bright red paint. His head, with the exception
+of the ears, was untouched, and his serious, friendly
+eyes seemed to emphasise the weirdness of his appearance.
+He stood in the doorway, barking and wagging his tail,
+plainly puzzled at his reception. He was a popular
+dog, and was always well received when he visited any
+of the houses, but he had never before met with enthusiasm
+like this.</p>
+
+<p>“Good old Sammy!”</p>
+
+<p>“What on earth’s been happening to him?”</p>
+
+<p>“Who did it?”</p>
+
+<p>Sharpe, the introducer, had no views on the matter.</p>
+
+<p>“I found him outside Downing’s,
+with a crowd round him. Everybody seems to have
+seen him. I wonder who on earth has gone and mucked
+him up like that!”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was the first to show any sympathy for the maltreated
+animal.</p>
+
+<p>“Poor old Sammy,” he said,
+kneeling on the floor beside the victim, and scratching
+him under the ear. “What a beastly shame!
+It’ll take hours to wash all that off him, and
+he’ll hate it.”</p>
+
+<p>“It seems to me,” said
+Psmith, regarding Sammy dispassionately through his
+eyeglass, “that it’s not a case for mere
+washing. They’ll either have to skin him
+bodily, or leave the thing to time. Time, the
+Great Healer. In a year or two he’ll fade
+to a delicate pink. I don’t see why you
+shouldn’t have a pink bull-terrier. It would
+lend a touch of distinction to the place. Crowds
+would come in excursion trains to see him. By
+charging a small fee you might make him self-supporting.
+I think I’ll suggest it to Comrade Downing.”</p>
+
+<p>“There’ll be a row about this,”
+said Stone.</p>
+
+<p>“Rows are rather sport when
+you’re not mixed up in them,” said Robinson,
+philosophically. “There’ll be another
+if we don’t start off for chapel soon.
+It’s a quarter to.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a general move. Mike
+was the last to leave the room. As he was going,
+Jellicoe stopped him. Jellicoe was staying in
+that Sunday, owing to his ankle.</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” said Jellicoe,
+“I just wanted to thank you again about that——”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, that’s all right.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, but it really was awfully
+decent of you. You might have got into a frightful
+row. Were you nearly caught?”</p>
+
+<p>“Jolly nearly.”</p>
+
+<p>“It <i>was</i> you who rang the bell, wasn’t
+it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, it was. But for goodness
+sake don’t go gassing about it, or somebody
+will get to hear who oughtn’t to, and I shall
+be sacked.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right. But, I say, you <i>are</i>
+a chap!”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the matter now?”</p>
+
+<p>“I mean about Sammy, you know.
+It’s a jolly good score off old Downing.
+He’ll be frightfully sick.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sammy!” cried Mike.
+“My good man, you don’t think I did that,
+do you? What absolute rot! I never touched
+the poor brute.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, all right,” said
+Jellicoe. “But I wasn’t going to tell
+any one, of course.”</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“You <i>are</i> a chap!” giggled Jellicoe.</p>
+
+<p>Mike walked to chapel rather thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch47">
+CHAPTER XLVII<br/><br/>
+MR. DOWNING ON THE SCENT</a></h3>
+
+<p>There was just one moment, the moment
+in which, on going down to the junior day-room of
+his house to quell an unseemly disturbance, he was
+boisterously greeted by a vermilion bull terrier, when
+Mr. Downing was seized with a hideous fear lest he
+had lost his senses. Glaring down at the crimson
+animal that was pawing at his knees, he clutched at
+his reason for one second as a drowning man clutches
+at a lifebelt.</p>
+
+<p>Then the happy laughter of the young
+onlookers reassured him.</p>
+
+<p>“Who—” he shouted, “WHO
+has done this?”</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus10">
+<img src="images/jmike10.jpg" alt="“WHO—” HE SHOUTED, “WHO HAS DONE THIS?”" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, we don’t know,” shrilled
+the chorus.</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, he came in like that.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, we were sitting here when he suddenly
+ran in, all red.”</p>
+
+<p>A voice from the crowd: “Look at old Sammy!”</p>
+
+<p>The situation was impossible.
+There was nothing to be done. He could not find
+out by verbal inquiry who had painted the dog.
+The possibility of Sammy being painted red during
+the night had never occurred to Mr. Downing, and now
+that the thing had happened he had no scheme of action.
+As Psmith would have said, he had confused the unusual
+with the impossible, and the result was that he was
+taken by surprise.</p>
+
+<p>While he was pondering on this the
+situation was rendered still more difficult by Sammy,
+who, taking advantage of the door being open, escaped
+and rushed into the road, thus publishing his condition
+to all and sundry. You can hush up a painted
+dog while it confines itself to your own premises,
+but once it has mixed with the great public this becomes
+out of the question. Sammy’s state advanced
+from a private trouble into a row. Mr. Downing’s
+next move was in the same direction that Sammy had
+taken, only, instead of running about the road, he
+went straight to the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>The Head, who had had to leave his
+house in the small hours in his pyjamas and a dressing-gown,
+was not in the best of tempers. He had a cold
+in the head, and also a rooted conviction that Mr.
+Downing, in spite of his strict orders, had rung the
+bell himself on the previous night in order to test
+the efficiency of the school in saving themselves
+in the event of fire. He received the housemaster
+frostily, but thawed as the latter related the events
+which had led up to the ringing of the bell.</p>
+
+<p>“Dear me!” he said, deeply
+interested. “One of the boys at the school,
+you think?”</p>
+
+<p>“I am certain of it,” said Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“Was he wearing a school cap?”</p>
+
+<p>“He was bare-headed. A
+boy who breaks out of his house at night would hardly
+run the risk of wearing a distinguishing cap.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, no, I suppose not. A big boy, you
+say?”</p>
+
+<p>“Very big.”</p>
+
+<p>“You did not see his face?”</p>
+
+<p>“It was dark and he never looked
+back—he was in front of me all the time.”</p>
+
+<p>“Dear me!”</p>
+
+<p>“There is another matter——”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes?”</p>
+
+<p>“This boy, whoever he was, had
+done something before he rang the bell—he
+had painted my dog Sampson red.”</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster’s eyes protruded
+from their sockets. “He—he—<i>what</i>,
+Mr. Downing?”</p>
+
+<p>“He painted my dog red—bright
+red.” Mr. Downing was too angry to see
+anything humorous in the incident. Since the previous
+night he had been wounded in his tenderest feelings.
+His Fire Brigade system had been most shamefully abused
+by being turned into a mere instrument in the hands
+of a malefactor for escaping justice, and his dog had
+been held up to ridicule to all the world. He
+did not want to smile, he wanted revenge.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster, on the other hand,
+did want to smile. It was not his dog, he could
+look on the affair with an unbiased eye, and to him
+there was something ludicrous in a white dog suddenly
+appearing as a red dog.</p>
+
+<p>“It is a scandalous thing!” said Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“Quite so! Quite so!”
+said the headmaster hastily. “I shall punish
+the boy who did it most severely. I will speak
+to the school in the Hall after chapel.”</p>
+
+<p>Which he did, but without result.
+A cordial invitation to the criminal to come forward
+and be executed was received in wooden silence by the
+school, with the exception of Johnson III., of Outwood’s,
+who, suddenly reminded of Sammy’s appearance
+by the headmaster’s words, broke into a wild
+screech of laughter, and was instantly awarded two
+hundred lines.</p>
+
+<p>The school filed out of the Hall to
+their various lunches, and Mr. Downing was left with
+the conviction that, if he wanted the criminal discovered,
+he would have to discover him for himself.</p>
+
+<p>The great thing in affairs of this
+kind is to get a good start, and Fate, feeling perhaps
+that it had been a little hard upon Mr. Downing, gave
+him a most magnificent start. Instead of having
+to hunt for a needle in a haystack, he found himself
+in a moment in the position of being set to find it
+in a mere truss of straw.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mr. Outwood who helped him.
+Sergeant Collard had waylaid the archaeological expert
+on his way to chapel, and informed him that at close
+on twelve the night before he had observed a youth,
+unidentified, attempting to get into his house <i>via</i>
+the water-pipe. Mr. Outwood, whose thoughts were
+occupied with apses and plinths, not to mention cromlechs,
+at the time, thanked the sergeant with absent-minded
+politeness and passed on. Later he remembered
+the fact <i>à propos</i> of some reflections on the
+subject of burglars in mediaeval England, and passed
+it on to Mr. Downing as they walked back to lunch.</p>
+
+<p>“Then the boy was in your house!”
+exclaimed Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“Not actually in, as far as
+I understand. I gather from the sergeant that
+he interrupted him before——”</p>
+
+<p>“I mean he must have been one
+of the boys in your house.”</p>
+
+<p>“But what was he doing out at that hour?”</p>
+
+<p>“He had broken out.”</p>
+
+<p>“Impossible, I think. Oh
+yes, quite impossible! I went round the dormitories
+as usual at eleven o’clock last night, and all
+the boys were asleep—all of them.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing was not listening.
+He was in a state of suppressed excitement and exultation
+which made it hard for him to attend to his colleague’s
+slow utterances. He had a clue! Now that
+the search had narrowed itself down to Outwood’s
+house, the rest was comparatively easy. Perhaps
+Sergeant Collard had actually recognised the boy.
+Or reflection he dismissed this as unlikely, for the
+sergeant would scarcely have kept a thing like that
+to himself; but he might very well have seen more
+of him than he, Downing, had seen. It was only
+with an effort that he could keep himself from rushing
+to the sergeant then and there, and leaving the house
+lunch to look after itself. He resolved to go
+the moment that meal was at an end.</p>
+
+<p>Sunday lunch at a public-school house
+is probably one of the longest functions in existence.
+It drags its slow length along like a languid snake,
+but it finishes in time. In due course Mr. Downing,
+after sitting still and eyeing with acute dislike
+everybody who asked for a second helping, found himself
+at liberty.</p>
+
+<p>Regardless of the claims of digestion,
+he rushed forth on the trail.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Sergeant Collard lived with his wife
+and a family of unknown dimensions in the lodge at
+the school front gate. Dinner was just over when
+Mr. Downing arrived, as a blind man could have told.</p>
+
+<p>The sergeant received his visitor
+with dignity, ejecting the family, who were torpid
+after roast beef and resented having to move, in order
+to ensure privacy.</p>
+
+<p>Having requested his host to smoke,
+which the latter was about to do unasked, Mr. Downing
+stated his case.</p>
+
+<p>“Mr. Outwood,” he said,
+“tells me that last night, sergeant, you saw
+a boy endeavouring to enter his house.”</p>
+
+<p>
+The sergeant blew a cloud of smoke. “Oo-oo-oo, yer,” he said; “I did,
+sir—spotted ’im, I did. Feeflee good at spottin’, I am, sir. Dook of Connaught,
+he used to say, ‘’Ere comes Sergeant Collard,’ he used to say, ‘’e’s feeflee
+good at spottin’.’”
+</p>
+
+<p>“What did you do?”</p>
+
+<p>
+“Do? Oo-oo-oo! I shouts ‘Oo-oo-oo yer, yer young monkey, what yer doin’
+there?’”
+</p>
+
+<p>“Yes?”</p>
+
+<p>“But ’e was off in a flash, and I doubles
+after ’im prompt.”</p>
+
+<p>“But you didn’t catch him?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir,” admitted the sergeant reluctantly.</p>
+
+<p>“Did you catch sight of his face, sergeant?”</p>
+
+<p>
+“No, sir, ’e was doublin’ away in the opposite direction.”
+</p>
+
+<p>“Did you notice anything at all about his appearance?”</p>
+
+<p>“’E was a long young chap,
+sir, with a pair of legs on him—feeflee
+fast ’e run, sir. Oo-oo-oo, feeflee!”</p>
+
+<p>“You noticed nothing else?”</p>
+
+<p>“’E wasn’t wearing no cap of any
+sort, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah!”</p>
+
+<p>“Bare-’eaded, sir,” added the sergeant,
+rubbing the point in.</p>
+
+<p>“It was undoubtedly the same
+boy, undoubtedly! I wish you could have caught
+a glimpse of his face, sergeant.”</p>
+
+<p>“So do I, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“You would not be able to recognise
+him again if you saw him, you think?”</p>
+
+<p>
+“Oo-oo-oo! Wouldn’t go so far as to say that, sir, ’cos yer see, I’m feeflee
+good at spottin’, but it was a dark night.”
+</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing rose to go.</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” he said, “the
+search is now considerably narrowed down, considerably!
+It is certain that the boy was one of the boys in Mr.
+Outwood’s house.”</p>
+
+<p>“Young monkeys!” interjected the sergeant
+helpfully.</p>
+
+<p>“Good-afternoon, sergeant.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good-afternoon to you, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Pray do not move, sergeant.”</p>
+
+<p>The sergeant had not shown the slightest
+inclination of doing anything of the kind.</p>
+
+<p>“I will find my way out. Very hot to-day,
+is it not?”</p>
+
+<p>“Feeflee warm, sir; weather’s goin’
+to break—workin’ up for thunder.”</p>
+
+<p>“I hope not. The school
+plays the M.C.C. on Wednesday, and it would be a pity
+if rain were to spoil our first fixture with them.
+Good afternoon.”</p>
+
+<p>And Mr. Downing went out into the
+baking sunlight, while Sergeant Collard, having requested
+Mrs. Collard to take the children out for a walk at
+once, and furthermore to give young Ernie a clip side
+of the ’ead, if he persisted in making so much
+noise, put a handkerchief over his face, rested his
+feet on the table, and slept the sleep of the just.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch48">
+CHAPTER XLVIII<br/><br/>
+THE SLEUTH-HOUND</a></h3>
+
+<p>For the Doctor Watsons of this world,
+as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the
+province of detective work must always be, to a very
+large extent, the result of luck. Sherlock Holmes
+can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake
+of cigar-ash. But Doctor Watson has got to have
+it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly,
+with a label attached.</p>
+
+<p>The average man is a Doctor Watson.
+We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that
+humble follower of the great investigator, but, as
+a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull
+ourselves. We should not even have risen to the
+modest level of a Scotland Yard Bungler. We should
+simply have hung around, saying:</p>
+
+<p>“My dear Holmes, how—?”
+and all the rest of it, just as the downtrodden medico
+did.</p>
+
+<p>It is not often that the ordinary
+person has any need to see what he can do in the way
+of detection. He gets along very comfortably in
+the humdrum round of life without having to measure
+footprints and smile quiet, tight-lipped smiles.
+But if ever the emergency does arise, he thinks naturally
+of Sherlock Holmes, and his methods.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing had read all the Holmes
+stories with great attention, and had thought many
+times what an incompetent ass Doctor Watson was; but,
+now that he had started to handle his own first case,
+he was compelled to admit that there was a good deal
+to be said in extenuation of Watson’s inability
+to unravel tangles. It certainly was uncommonly
+hard, he thought, as he paced the cricket field after
+leaving Sergeant Collard, to detect anybody, unless
+you knew who had really done the crime. As he
+brooded over the case in hand, his sympathy for Dr.
+Watson increased with every minute, and he began to
+feel a certain resentment against Sir Arthur Conan
+Doyle. It was all very well for Sir Arthur to
+be so shrewd and infallible about tracing a mystery
+to its source, but he knew perfectly well who had
+done the thing before he started!</p>
+
+<p>Now that he began really to look into
+this matter of the alarm bell and the painting of
+Sammy, the conviction was creeping over him that the
+problem was more difficult than a casual observer might
+imagine. He had got as far as finding that his
+quarry of the previous night was a boy in Mr. Outwood’s
+house, but how was he to get any farther? That
+was the thing. There were, of course, only a limited
+number of boys in Mr. Outwood’s house as tall
+as the one he had pursued; but even if there had been
+only one other, it would have complicated matters.
+If you go to a boy and say, “Either you or Jones
+were out of your house last night at twelve o’clock,”
+the boy does not reply, “Sir, I cannot tell
+a lie—I was out of my house last night at
+twelve o’clock.” He simply assumes
+the animated expression of a stuffed fish, and leaves
+the next move to you. It is practically Stalemate.</p>
+
+<p>All these things passed through Mr.
+Downing’s mind as he walked up and down the
+cricket field that afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>What he wanted was a clue. But
+it is so hard for the novice to tell what is a clue
+and what isn’t. Probably, if he only knew,
+there were clues lying all over the place, shouting
+to him to pick them up.</p>
+
+<p>What with the oppressive heat of the
+day and the fatigue of hard thinking, Mr. Downing
+was working up for a brain-storm, when Fate once more
+intervened, this time in the shape of Riglett, a junior
+member of his house.</p>
+
+<p>Riglett slunk up in the shamefaced
+way peculiar to some boys, even when they have done
+nothing wrong, and, having capped Mr. Downing with
+the air of one who has been caught in the act of doing
+something particularly shady, requested that he might
+be allowed to fetch his bicycle from the shed.</p>
+
+<p>“Your bicycle?” snapped
+Mr. Downing. Much thinking had made him irritable.
+“What do you want with your bicycle?”</p>
+
+<p>Riglett shuffled, stood first on his
+left foot, then on his right, blushed, and finally
+remarked, as if it were not so much a sound reason
+as a sort of feeble excuse for the low and blackguardly
+fact that he wanted his bicycle, that he had got leave
+for tea that afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>Then Mr. Downing remembered.
+Riglett had an aunt resident about three miles from
+the school, whom he was accustomed to visit occasionally
+on Sunday afternoons during the term.</p>
+
+<p>He felt for his bunch of keys, and
+made his way to the shed, Riglett shambling behind
+at an interval of two yards.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing unlocked the door, and
+there on the floor was the Clue!</p>
+
+<p>A clue that even Dr. Watson could not have overlooked.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing saw it, but did not immediately
+recognise it for what it was. What he saw at
+first was not a Clue, but just a mess. He had
+a tidy soul and abhorred messes. And this was
+a particularly messy mess. The greater part of
+the flooring in the neighbourhood of the door was
+a sea of red paint. The tin from which it had
+flowed was lying on its side in the middle of the
+shed. The air was full of the pungent scent.</p>
+
+<p>“Pah!” said Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>Then suddenly, beneath the disguise
+of the mess, he saw the clue. A foot-mark!
+No less. A crimson foot-mark on the grey concrete!</p>
+
+<p>Riglett, who had been waiting patiently
+two yards away, now coughed plaintively. The
+sound recalled Mr. Downing to mundane matters.</p>
+
+<p>“Get your bicycle, Riglett,”
+he said, “and be careful where you tread.
+Somebody has upset a pot of paint on the floor.”</p>
+
+<p>Riglett, walking delicately through
+dry places, extracted his bicycle from the rack, and
+presently departed to gladden the heart of his aunt,
+leaving Mr. Downing, his brain fizzing with the enthusiasm
+of the detective, to lock the door and resume his
+perambulation of the cricket field.</p>
+
+<p>Give Dr. Watson a fair start, and
+he is a demon at the game. Mr. Downing’s
+brain was now working with a rapidity and clearness
+which a professional sleuth might have envied.</p>
+
+<p>Paint. Red paint. Obviously
+the same paint with which Sammy had been decorated.
+A foot-mark. Whose foot-mark? Plainly that
+of the criminal who had done the deed of decoration.</p>
+
+<p>Yoicks!</p>
+
+<p>There were two things, however, to
+be considered. Your careful detective must consider
+everything. In the first place, the paint might
+have been upset by the ground-man. It was the
+ground-man’s paint. He had been giving
+a fresh coating to the wood-work in front of the pavilion
+scoring-box at the conclusion of yesterday’s
+match. (A labour of love which was the direct outcome
+of the enthusiasm for work which Adair had instilled
+into him.) In that case the foot-mark might be his.</p>
+
+<p><i>Note one</i>: Interview the ground-man on
+this point.</p>
+
+<p>In the second place Adair might have
+upset the tin and trodden in its contents when he
+went to get his bicycle in order to fetch the doctor
+for the suffering MacPhee. This was the more probable
+of the two contingencies, for it would have been dark
+in the shed when Adair went into it.</p>
+
+<p><i>Note two</i> Interview Adair as
+to whether he found, on returning to the house, that
+there was paint on his boots.</p>
+
+<p>Things were moving.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>He resolved to take Adair first.
+He could get the ground-man’s address from him.</p>
+
+<p>Passing by the trees under whose shade
+Mike and Psmith and Dunster had watched the match
+on the previous day, he came upon the Head of his
+house in a deck-chair reading a book. A summer
+Sunday afternoon is the time for reading in deck-chairs.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Adair,” he said.
+“No, don’t get up. I merely wished
+to ask you if you found any paint on your boots when
+you returned to the house last night?”</p>
+
+<p>“Paint, sir?” Adair was
+plainly puzzled. His book had been interesting,
+and had driven the Sammy incident out of his head.</p>
+
+<p>“I see somebody has spilt some
+paint on the floor of the bicycle shed. You did
+not do that, I suppose, when you went to fetch your
+bicycle?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“It is spilt all over the floor.
+I wondered whether you had happened to tread in it.
+But you say you found no paint on your boots this
+morning?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir, my bicycle is always
+quite near the door of the shed. I didn’t
+go into the shed at all.”</p>
+
+<p>“I see. Quite so.
+Thank you, Adair. Oh, by the way, Adair, where
+does Markby live?”</p>
+
+<p>“I forget the name of his cottage,
+sir, but I could show you in a second. It’s
+one of those cottages just past the school gates, on
+the right as you turn out into the road. There
+are three in a row. His is the first you come
+to. There’s a barn just before you get to
+them.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you. I shall be
+able to find them. I should like to speak to
+Markby for a moment on a small matter.”</p>
+
+<p>A sharp walk took him to the cottages
+Adair had mentioned. He rapped at the door of
+the first, and the ground-man came out in his shirt-sleeves,
+blinking as if he had just woke up, as was indeed
+the case.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Markby!”</p>
+
+<p>“Sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“You remember that you were
+painting the scoring-box in the pavilion last night
+after the match?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir. It wanted a
+lick of paint bad. The young gentlemen will scramble
+about and get through the window. Makes it look
+shabby, sir. So I thought I’d better give
+it a coating so as to look ship-shape when the Marylebone
+come down.”</p>
+
+<p>“Just so. An excellent
+idea. Tell me, Markby, what did you do with the
+pot of paint when you had finished?”</p>
+
+<p>“Put it in the bicycle shed, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“On the floor?”</p>
+
+<p>“On the floor, sir? No.
+On the shelf at the far end, with the can of whitening
+what I use for marking out the wickets, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course, yes. Quite so. Just as
+I thought.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you want it, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, thank you, Markby, no,
+thank you. The fact is, somebody who had no business
+to do so has moved the pot of paint from the shelf
+to the floor, with the result that it has been kicked
+over, and spilt. You had better get some more
+to-morrow. Thank you, Markby. That is all
+I wished to know.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing walked back to the school
+thoroughly excited. He was hot on the scent now.
+The only other possible theories had been tested and
+successfully exploded. The thing had become simple
+to a degree. All he had to do was to go to Mr.
+Outwood’s house—the idea of searching
+a fellow-master’s house did not appear to him
+at all a delicate task; somehow one grew unconsciously
+to feel that Mr. Outwood did not really exist as a
+man capable of resenting liberties—find
+the paint-splashed boot, ascertain its owner, and
+denounce him to the headmaster. Picture, Blue
+Fire and “God Save the King” by the full
+strength of the company. There could be no doubt
+that a paint-splashed boot must be in Mr. Outwood’s
+house somewhere. A boy cannot tread in a pool
+of paint without showing some signs of having done
+so. It was Sunday, too, so that the boot would
+not yet have been cleaned. Yoicks! Also Tally-ho!
+This really was beginning to be something like business.</p>
+
+<p>Regardless of the heat, the sleuth-hound
+hurried across to Outwood’s as fast as he could
+walk.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch49">
+CHAPTER XLIX<br/><br/>
+A CHECK</a></h3>
+
+<p>The only two members of the house
+not out in the grounds when he arrived were Mike and
+Psmith. They were standing on the gravel drive
+in front of the boys’ entrance. Mike had
+a deck-chair in one hand and a book in the other.
+Psmith—for even the greatest minds will
+sometimes unbend—was playing diabolo.
+That is to say, he was trying without success to raise
+the spool from the ground.</p>
+
+<p>“There’s a kid in France,”
+said Mike disparagingly, as the bobbin rolled off
+the string for the fourth time, “who can do it
+three thousand seven hundred and something times.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith smoothed a crease out of his
+waistcoat and tried again. He had just succeeded
+in getting the thing to spin when Mr. Downing arrived.
+The sound of his footsteps disturbed Psmith and brought
+the effort to nothing.</p>
+
+<p>“Enough of this spoolery,”
+said he, flinging the sticks through the open window
+of the senior day-room. “I was an ass ever
+to try it. The philosophical mind needs complete
+repose in its hours of leisure. Hullo!”</p>
+
+<p>He stared after the sleuth-hound,
+who had just entered the house.</p>
+
+<p>“What the dickens,” said
+Mike, “does he mean by barging in as if he’d
+bought the place?”</p>
+
+<p>“Comrade Downing looks pleased
+with himself. What brings him round in this direction,
+I wonder! Still, no matter. The few articles
+which he may sneak from our study are of inconsiderable
+value. He is welcome to them. Do you feel
+inclined to wait awhile till I have fetched a chair
+and book?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll be going on.
+I shall be under the trees at the far end of the ground.”</p>
+
+<p>“’Tis well. I will be with you in
+about two ticks.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike walked on towards the field,
+and Psmith, strolling upstairs to fetch his novel,
+found Mr. Downing standing in the passage with the
+air of one who has lost his bearings.</p>
+
+<p>“A warm afternoon, sir,”
+murmured Psmith courteously, as he passed.</p>
+
+<p>“Er—Smith!”</p>
+
+<p>“Sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“I—er—wish to go round
+the dormitories.”</p>
+
+<p>It was Psmith’s guiding rule
+in life never to be surprised at anything, so he merely
+inclined his head gracefully, and said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>“I should be glad if you would
+fetch the keys and show me where the rooms are.”</p>
+
+<p>“With acute pleasure, sir,”
+said Psmith. “Or shall I fetch Mr. Outwood,
+sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Do as I tell you, Smith,” snapped Mr.
+Downing.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith said no more, but went down
+to the matron’s room. The matron being
+out, he abstracted the bunch of keys from her table
+and rejoined the master.</p>
+
+<p>“Shall I lead the way, sir?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“Here, sir,” said Psmith,
+opening a door, “we have Barnes’ dormitory.
+An airy room, constructed on the soundest hygienic
+principles. Each boy, I understand, has quite
+a considerable number of cubic feet of air all to
+himself. It is Mr. Outwood’s boast that
+no boy has ever asked for a cubic foot of air in vain.
+He argues justly——”</p>
+
+<p>He broke off abruptly and began to
+watch the other’s manoeuvres in silence.
+Mr. Downing was peering rapidly beneath each bed in
+turn.</p>
+
+<p>“Are you looking for Barnes,
+sir?” inquired Psmith politely. “I
+think he’s out in the field.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing rose, having examined
+the last bed, crimson in the face with the exercise.</p>
+
+<p>“Show me the next dormitory,
+Smith,” he said, panting slightly.</p>
+
+<p>“This,” said Psmith, opening
+the next door and sinking his voice to an awed whisper,
+“is where <i>I</i> sleep!”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing glanced swiftly beneath
+the three beds. “Excuse me, sir,”
+said Psmith, “but are we chasing anything?”</p>
+
+<p>“Be good enough, Smith,”
+said Mr. Downing with asperity, “to keep your
+remarks to yourself.”</p>
+
+<p>“I was only wondering, sir.
+Shall I show you the next in order?”</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly.”</p>
+
+<p>They moved on up the passage.</p>
+
+<p>Drawing blank at the last dormitory,
+Mr. Downing paused, baffled. Psmith waited patiently
+by. An idea struck the master.</p>
+
+<p>“The studies, Smith,” he cried.</p>
+
+<p>“Aha!” said Psmith.
+“I beg your pardon, sir. The observation
+escaped me unawares. The frenzy of the chase
+is beginning to enter into my blood. Here we
+have——”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing stopped short.</p>
+
+<p>“Is this impertinence studied, Smith?”</p>
+
+<p>“Ferguson’s study, sir?
+No, sir. That’s further down the passage.
+This is Barnes’.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing looked at him closely.
+Psmith’s face was wooden in its gravity.
+The master snorted suspiciously, then moved on.</p>
+
+<p>“Whose is this?” he asked, rapping a door.</p>
+
+<p>“This, sir, is mine and Jackson’s.”</p>
+
+<p>“What! Have you a study? You are low
+down in the school for it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I think, sir, that Mr. Outwood
+gave it us rather as a testimonial to our general
+worth than to our proficiency in school-work.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing raked the room with a
+keen eye. The absence of bars from the window
+attracted his attention.</p>
+
+<p>“Have you no bars to your windows
+here, such as there are in my house?”</p>
+
+<p>“There appears to be no bar,
+sir,” said Psmith, putting up his eyeglass.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Downing was leaning out of the window.</p>
+
+<p>“A lovely view, is it not, sir?”
+said Psmith. “The trees, the field, the
+distant hills——”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing suddenly started.
+His eye had been caught by the water-pipe at the side
+of the window. The boy whom Sergeant Collard had
+seen climbing the pipe must have been making for this
+study.</p>
+
+<p>He spun round and met Psmith’s
+blandly inquiring gaze. He looked at Psmith carefully
+for a moment. No. The boy he had chased last
+night had not been Psmith. That exquisite’s
+figure and general appearance were unmistakable, even
+in the dusk.</p>
+
+<p>“Whom did you say you shared this study with,
+Smith?”</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson, sir. The cricketer.”</p>
+
+<p>“Never mind about his cricket,
+Smith,” said Mr. Downing with irritation.</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“He is the only other occupant of the room?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Nobody else comes into it?”</p>
+
+<p>“If they do, they go out extremely quickly,
+sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah! Thank you, Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not at all, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing pondered. Jackson!
+The boy bore him a grudge. The boy was precisely
+the sort of boy to revenge himself by painting the
+dog Sammy. And, gadzooks! The boy whom he
+had pursued last night had been just about Jackson’s
+size and build!</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing was as firmly convinced
+at that moment that Mike’s had been the hand
+to wield the paint-brush as he had ever been of anything
+in his life.</p>
+
+<p>“Smith!” he said excitedly.</p>
+
+<p>“On the spot, sir,” said Psmith affably.</p>
+
+<p>“Where are Jackson’s boots?”</p>
+
+<p>There are moments when the giddy excitement
+of being right on the trail causes the amateur (or
+Watsonian) detective to be incautious. Such a
+moment came to Mr. Downing then. If he had been
+wise, he would have achieved his object, the getting
+a glimpse of Mike’s boots, by a devious and
+snaky route. As it was, he rushed straight on.</p>
+
+<p>“His boots, sir? He has
+them on. I noticed them as he went out just now.”</p>
+
+<p>“Where is the pair he wore yesterday?”</p>
+
+<p>“Where are the boots of yester-year?”
+murmured Psmith to himself. “I should say
+at a venture, sir, that they would be in the basket
+downstairs. Edmund, our genial knife-and-boot
+boy, collects them, I believe, at early dawn.”</p>
+
+<p>“Would they have been cleaned yet?”</p>
+
+<p>“If I know Edmund, sir—no.”</p>
+
+<p>“Smith,” said Mr. Downing,
+trembling with excitement, “go and bring that
+basket to me here.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith’s brain was working rapidly
+as he went downstairs. What exactly was at the
+back of the sleuth’s mind, prompting these manoeuvres,
+he did not know. But that there was something,
+and that that something was directed in a hostile
+manner against Mike, probably in connection with last
+night’s wild happenings, he was certain.
+Psmith had noticed, on leaving his bed at the sound
+of the alarm bell, that he and Jellicoe were alone
+in the room. That might mean that Mike had gone
+out through the door when the bell sounded, or it might
+mean that he had been out all the time. It began
+to look as if the latter solution were the correct
+one.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>He staggered back with the basket,
+painfully conscious the while that it was creasing
+his waistcoat, and dumped it down on the study floor.
+Mr. Downing stooped eagerly over it. Psmith leaned
+against the wall, and straightened out the damaged
+garment.</p>
+
+<p>“We have here, sir,” he
+said, “a fair selection of our various bootings.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing looked up.</p>
+
+<p>“You dropped none of the boots on your way up,
+Smith?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not one, sir. It was a fine performance.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing uttered a grunt of satisfaction,
+and bent once more to his task. Boots flew about
+the room. Mr. Downing knelt on the floor beside
+the basket, and dug like a terrier at a rat-hole.</p>
+
+<p>At last he made a dive, and, with
+an exclamation of triumph, rose to his feet.
+In his hand he held a boot.</p>
+
+<p>“Put those back again, Smith,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>The ex-Etonian, wearing an expression
+such as a martyr might have worn on being told off
+for the stake, began to pick up the scattered footgear,
+whistling softly the tune of “I do all the dirty
+work,” as he did so.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s the lot, sir,” he said,
+rising.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah. Now come across with
+me to the headmaster’s house. Leave the
+basket here. You can carry it back when you return.”</p>
+
+<p>“Shall I put back that boot, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly not. I shall take this with
+me, of course.”</p>
+
+<p>“Shall I carry it, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing reflected.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Smith,” he said. “I think
+it would be best.”</p>
+
+<p>It occurred to him that the spectacle
+of a housemaster wandering abroad on the public highway,
+carrying a dirty boot, might be a trifle undignified.
+You never knew whom you might meet on Sunday afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith took the boot, and doing so,
+understood what before had puzzled him.</p>
+
+<p>Across the toe of the boot was a broad splash of red
+paint.</p>
+
+<p>He knew nothing, of course, of the
+upset tin in the bicycle shed; but when a housemaster’s
+dog has been painted red in the night, and when, on
+the following day, the housemaster goes about in search
+of a paint-splashed boot, one puts two and two together.
+Psmith looked at the name inside the boot. It
+was “Brown, boot-maker, Bridgnorth.”
+Bridgnorth was only a few miles from his own home and
+Mike’s. Undoubtedly it was Mike’s
+boot.</p>
+
+<p>“Can you tell me whose boot that is?”
+asked Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith looked at it again.</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir. I can’t say the little
+chap’s familiar to me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Come with me, then.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing left the room. After a moment Psmith
+followed him.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster was in his garden.
+Thither Mr. Downing made his way, the boot-bearing
+Psmith in close attendance.</p>
+
+<p>The Head listened to the amateur detective’s
+statement with interest.</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed?” he said, when Mr. Downing had
+finished.</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed? Dear me!
+It certainly seems—It is a curiously well-connected
+thread of evidence. You are certain that there
+was red paint on this boot you discovered in Mr. Outwood’s
+house?”</p>
+
+<p>“I have it with me. I brought it on purpose
+to show to you. Smith!”</p>
+
+<p>“Sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“You have the boot?”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah,” said the headmaster,
+putting on a pair of pince-nez, “now let me
+look at—This, you say, is the—?
+Just so. Just so. Just.... But, er,
+Mr. Downing, it may be that I have not examined this
+boot with sufficient care, but—Can <i>you</i>
+point out to me exactly where this paint is that you
+speak of?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing stood staring at the boot
+with a wild, fixed stare. Of any suspicion of
+paint, red or otherwise, it was absolutely and entirely
+innocent.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch50">
+CHAPTER L<br/><br/>
+THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE</a></h3>
+
+<p>The boot became the centre of attraction,
+the cynosure of all eyes. Mr. Downing fixed it
+with the piercing stare of one who feels that his
+brain is tottering. The headmaster looked at it
+with a mildly puzzled expression. Psmith, putting
+up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate
+interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick
+of some kind.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing was the first to break the silence.</p>
+
+<p>“There was paint on this boot,”
+he said vehemently. “I tell you there was
+a splash of red paint across the toe. Smith will
+bear me out in this. Smith, you saw the paint
+on this boot?”</p>
+
+<p>“Paint, sir!”</p>
+
+<p>“What! Do you mean to tell me that you
+did <i>not</i> see it?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir. There was no paint on this boot.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is foolery. I saw
+it with my own eyes. It was a broad splash right
+across the toe.”</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster interposed.</p>
+
+<p>“You must have made a mistake,
+Mr. Downing. There is certainly no trace of paint
+on this boot. These momentary optical delusions
+are, I fancy, not uncommon. Any doctor will tell
+you——”</p>
+
+<p>“I had an aunt, sir,”
+said Psmith chattily, “who was remarkably subject——”</p>
+
+<p>“It is absurd. I cannot
+have been mistaken,” said Mr. Downing. “I
+am positively certain the toe of this boot was red
+when I found it.”</p>
+
+<p>“It is undoubtedly black now, Mr. Downing.”</p>
+
+<p>“A sort of chameleon boot,” murmured Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>The goaded housemaster turned on him.</p>
+
+<p>“What did you say, Smith?”</p>
+
+<p>“Did I speak, sir?” said
+Psmith, with the start of one coming suddenly out
+of a trance.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing looked searchingly at him.</p>
+
+<p>“You had better be careful, Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I strongly suspect you of having something
+to do with this.”</p>
+
+<p>“Really, Mr. Downing,”
+said the headmaster, “that is surely improbable.
+Smith could scarcely have cleaned the boot on his way
+to my house. On one occasion I inadvertently
+spilt some paint on a shoe of my own. I can assure
+you that it does not brush off. It needs a very
+systematic cleaning before all traces are removed.”</p>
+
+<p>“Exactly, sir,” said Psmith. “My
+theory, if I may——?”</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly, Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith bowed courteously and proceeded.</p>
+
+<p>“My theory, sir, is that Mr.
+Downing was deceived by the light and shade effects
+on the toe of the boot. The afternoon sun, streaming
+in through the window, must have shone on the boot
+in such a manner as to give it a momentary and fictitious
+aspect of redness. If Mr. Downing recollects,
+he did not look long at the boot. The picture
+on the retina of the eye, consequently, had not time
+to fade. I remember thinking myself, at the moment,
+that the boot appeared to have a certain reddish tint.
+The mistake——”</p>
+
+<p>“Bah!” said Mr. Downing shortly.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, really,” said the
+headmaster, “it seems to me that that is the
+only explanation that will square with the facts.
+A boot that is really smeared with red paint does
+not become black of itself in the course of a few
+minutes.”</p>
+
+<p>“You are very right, sir,”
+said Psmith with benevolent approval. “May
+I go now, sir? I am in the middle of a singularly
+impressive passage of Cicero’s speech De Senectute.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am sorry that you should
+leave your preparation till Sunday, Smith. It
+is a habit of which I altogether disapprove.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am reading it, sir,”
+said Psmith, with simple dignity, “for pleasure.
+Shall I take the boot with me, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“If Mr. Downing does not want it?”</p>
+
+<p>The housemaster passed the fraudulent
+piece of evidence to Psmith without a word, and the
+latter, having included both masters in a kindly smile,
+left the garden.</p>
+
+<p>Pedestrians who had the good fortune
+to be passing along the road between the housemaster’s
+house and Mr. Outwood’s at that moment saw what,
+if they had but known it, was a most unusual sight,
+the spectacle of Psmith running. Psmith’s
+usual mode of progression was a dignified walk.
+He believed in the contemplative style rather than
+the hustling.</p>
+
+<p>On this occasion, however, reckless
+of possible injuries to the crease of his trousers,
+he raced down the road, and turning in at Outwood’s
+gate, bounded upstairs like a highly trained professional
+athlete.</p>
+
+<p>On arriving at the study, his first
+act was to remove a boot from the top of the pile
+in the basket, place it in the small cupboard under
+the bookshelf, and lock the cupboard. Then he
+flung himself into a chair and panted.</p>
+
+<p>“Brain,” he said to himself
+approvingly, “is what one chiefly needs in matters
+of this kind. Without brain, where are we?
+In the soup, every time. The next development
+will be when Comrade Downing thinks it over, and is
+struck with the brilliant idea that it’s just
+possible that the boot he gave me to carry and the
+boot I did carry were not one boot but two boots.
+Meanwhile——”</p>
+
+<p>He dragged up another chair for his
+feet and picked up his novel.</p>
+
+<p>He had not been reading long when
+there was a footstep in the passage, and Mr. Downing
+appeared.</p>
+
+<p>The possibility, in fact the probability,
+of Psmith having substituted another boot for the
+one with the incriminating splash of paint on it had
+occurred to him almost immediately on leaving the headmaster’s
+garden. Psmith and Mike, he reflected, were friends.
+Psmith’s impulse would be to do all that lay
+in his power to shield Mike. Feeling aggrieved
+with himself that he had not thought of this before,
+he, too, hurried over to Outwood’s.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing was brisk and peremptory.</p>
+
+<p>“I wish to look at these boots
+again,” he said. Psmith, with a sigh, laid
+down his novel, and rose to assist him.</p>
+
+<p>“Sit down, Smith,” said
+the housemaster. “I can manage without your
+help.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith sat down again, carefully tucking
+up the knees of his trousers, and watched him with
+silent interest through his eyeglass.</p>
+
+<p>The scrutiny irritated Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“Put that thing away, Smith,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“That thing, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, that ridiculous glass. Put it away.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why! Because I tell you to do so.”</p>
+
+<p>“I guessed that that was the
+reason, sir,” sighed Psmith replacing the eyeglass
+in his waistcoat pocket. He rested his elbows
+on his knees, and his chin on his hands, and resumed
+his contemplative inspection of the boot-expert, who,
+after fidgeting for a few moments, lodged another
+complaint.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t sit there staring at me, Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“I was interested in what you were doing, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Never mind. Don’t stare at me in
+that idiotic way.”</p>
+
+<p>“May I read, sir?” asked Psmith, patiently.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, read if you like.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith took up his book again, and
+Mr. Downing, now thoroughly irritated, pursued his
+investigations in the boot-basket.</p>
+
+<p>He went through it twice, but each
+time without success. After the second search,
+he stood up, and looked wildly round the room.
+He was as certain as he could be of anything that
+the missing piece of evidence was somewhere in the
+study. It was no use asking Psmith point-blank
+where it was, for Psmith’s ability to parry dangerous
+questions with evasive answers was quite out of the
+common.</p>
+
+<p>His eye roamed about the room.
+There was very little cover there, even for so small
+a fugitive as a number nine boot. The floor could
+be acquitted, on sight, of harbouring the quarry.</p>
+
+<p>Then he caught sight of the cupboard,
+and something seemed to tell him that there was the
+place to look.</p>
+
+<p>“Smith!” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith had been reading placidly all the while.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“What is in this cupboard?”</p>
+
+<p>“That cupboard, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. This cupboard.” Mr. Downing
+rapped the door irritably.</p>
+
+<p>“Just a few odd trifles, sir.
+We do not often use it. A ball of string, perhaps.
+Possibly an old note-book. Nothing of value or
+interest.”</p>
+
+<p>“Open it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I think you will find that it is locked, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Unlock it.”</p>
+
+<p>“But where is the key, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Have you not got the key?”</p>
+
+<p>“If the key is not in the lock,
+sir, you may depend upon it that it will take a long
+search to find it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Where did you see it last?”</p>
+
+<p>“It was in the lock yesterday morning.
+Jackson might have taken it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Where is Jackson?”</p>
+
+<p>“Out in the field somewhere, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing thought for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t believe a word
+of it,” he said shortly. “I have my
+reasons for thinking that you are deliberately keeping
+the contents of that cupboard from me. I shall
+break open the door.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith got up.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m afraid you mustn’t do that,
+sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing stared, amazed.</p>
+
+<p>“Are you aware whom you are talking to, Smith?”
+he inquired acidly.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir. And I know it’s
+not Mr. Outwood, to whom that cupboard happens to
+belong. If you wish to break it open, you must
+get his permission. He is the sole lessee and
+proprietor of that cupboard. I am only the acting
+manager.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing paused. He also reflected.
+Mr. Outwood in the general rule did not count much
+in the scheme of things, but possibly there were limits
+to the treating of him as if he did not exist.
+To enter his house without his permission and search
+it to a certain extent was all very well. But
+when it came to breaking up his furniture, perhaps——!</p>
+
+<p>On the other hand, there was the maddening
+thought that if he left the study in search of Mr.
+Outwood, in order to obtain his sanction for the house-breaking
+work which he proposed to carry through, Smith would
+be alone in the room. And he knew that, if Smith
+were left alone in the room, he would instantly remove
+the boot to some other hiding-place. He thoroughly
+disbelieved the story of the lost key. He was
+perfectly convinced that the missing boot was in the
+cupboard.</p>
+
+<p>He stood chewing these thoughts for
+awhile, Psmith in the meantime standing in a graceful
+attitude in front of the cupboard, staring into vacancy.</p>
+
+<p>Then he was seized with a happy idea.
+Why should he leave the room at all? If he sent
+Smith, then he himself could wait and make certain
+that the cupboard was not tampered with.</p>
+
+<p>“Smith,” he said, “go
+and find Mr. Outwood, and ask him to be good enough
+to come here for a moment.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch51">
+CHAPTER LI<br/><br/>
+MAINLY ABOUT BOOTS</a></h3>
+
+<p>“Be quick, Smith,” he
+said, as the latter stood looking at him without making
+any movement in the direction of the door.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Quick</i>, sir?” said
+Psmith meditatively, as if he had been asked a conundrum.</p>
+
+<p>“Go and find Mr. Outwood at once.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith still made no move.</p>
+
+<p>“Do you intend to disobey me, Smith?”
+Mr. Downing’s voice was steely.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“What!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>There was one of those you-could-have-heard-a-pin-drop
+silences. Psmith was staring reflectively at
+the ceiling. Mr. Downing was looking as if at
+any moment he might say, “Thwarted to me face,
+ha, ha! And by a very stripling!”</p>
+
+<p>It was Psmith, however, who resumed
+the conversation. His manner was almost too respectful;
+which made it all the more a pity that what he said
+did not keep up the standard of docility.</p>
+
+<p>
+“I take my stand,” he said, “on a technical point. I say to myself, ‘Mr.
+Downing is a man I admire as a human being and respect as a master. In——’”
+</p>
+
+<p>“This impertinence is doing you no good, Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith waved a hand deprecatingly.</p>
+
+<p>
+“If you will let me explain, sir. I was about to say that in any other place
+but Mr. Outwood’s house, your word would be law. I would fly to do your
+bidding. If you pressed a button, I would do the rest. But in Mr. Outwood’s
+house I cannot do anything except what pleases me or what is ordered by Mr.
+Outwood. I ought to have remembered that before. One cannot,” he continued, as
+who should say, “Let us be reasonable,” “one cannot, to take a parallel case,
+imagine the colonel commanding the garrison at a naval station going on board a
+battleship and ordering the crew to splice the jibboom spanker. It might be an
+admirable thing for the Empire that the jibboom spanker <i>should</i> be
+spliced at that particular juncture, but the crew would naturally decline to
+move in the matter until the order came from the commander of the ship. So in
+my case. If you will go to Mr. Outwood, and explain to him how matters stand,
+and come back and say to me, ‘Psmith, Mr. Outwood wishes you to ask him to be
+good enough to come to this study,’ then I shall be only too glad to go and
+find him. You see my difficulty, sir?”
+</p>
+
+<p>“Go and fetch Mr. Outwood, Smith. I shall
+not tell you again.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith flicked a speck of dust from his coat-sleeve.</p>
+
+<p>“Very well, Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“I can assure you, sir, at any
+rate, that if there is a boot in that cupboard now,
+there will be a boot there when you return.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing stalked out of the room.</p>
+
+<p>“But,” added Psmith pensively
+to himself, as the footsteps died away, “I did
+not promise that it would be the same boot.”</p>
+
+<p>He took the key from his pocket, unlocked
+the cupboard, and took out the boot. Then he
+selected from the basket a particularly battered specimen.
+Placing this in the cupboard, he re-locked the door.</p>
+
+<p>His next act was to take from the
+shelf a piece of string. Attaching one end of
+this to the boot that he had taken from the cupboard,
+he went to the window. His first act was to fling
+the cupboard-key out into the bushes. Then he
+turned to the boot. On a level with the sill
+the water-pipe, up which Mike had started to climb
+the night before, was fastened to the wall by an iron
+band. He tied the other end of the string to
+this, and let the boot swing free. He noticed
+with approval, when it had stopped swinging, that
+it was hidden from above by the window-sill.</p>
+
+<p>He returned to his place at the mantelpiece.</p>
+
+<p>As an after-thought he took another
+boot from the basket, and thrust it up the chimney.
+A shower of soot fell into the grate, blackening his
+hand.</p>
+
+<p>The bathroom was a few yards down
+the corridor. He went there, and washed off the
+soot.</p>
+
+<p>When he returned, Mr. Downing was
+in the study, and with him Mr. Outwood, the latter
+looking dazed, as if he were not quite equal to the
+intellectual pressure of the situation.</p>
+
+<p>“Where have you been, Smith?”
+asked Mr. Downing sharply.</p>
+
+<p>“I have been washing my hands, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m!” said Mr. Downing suspiciously.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I saw Smith go into the
+bathroom,” said Mr. Outwood. “Smith,
+I cannot quite understand what it is Mr. Downing wishes
+me to do.”</p>
+
+<p>“My dear Outwood,” snapped
+the sleuth, “I thought I had made it perfectly
+clear. Where is the difficulty?”</p>
+
+<p>
+“I cannot understand why you should suspect Smith of keeping his boots in a
+cupboard, and,” added Mr. Outwood with spirit, catching sight of a
+Good-Gracious-has-the-man-<i>no</i>-sense look on the other’s face, “why he
+should not do so if he wishes it.”
+</p>
+
+<p>“Exactly, sir,” said Psmith,
+approvingly. “You have touched the spot.”</p>
+
+<p>“If I must explain again, my
+dear Outwood, will you kindly give me your attention
+for a moment. Last night a boy broke out of your
+house, and painted my dog Sampson red.”</p>
+
+<p>“He painted—!” said Mr. Outwood,
+round-eyed. “Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know why.
+At any rate, he did. During the escapade one of
+his boots was splashed with the paint. It is
+that boot which I believe Smith to be concealing in
+this cupboard. Now, do you understand?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Outwood looked amazedly at Smith,
+and Psmith shook his head sorrowfully at Mr. Outwood.
+Psmith’s expression said, as plainly as if he
+had spoken the words, “We must humour him.”</p>
+
+<p>“So with your permission, as
+Smith declares that he has lost the key, I propose
+to break open the door of this cupboard. Have
+you any objection?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Outwood started.</p>
+
+<p>“Objection? None at all,
+my dear fellow, none at all. Let me see, <i>what</i>
+is it you wish to do?”</p>
+
+<p>“This,” said Mr. Downing shortly.</p>
+
+<p>There was a pair of dumb-bells on
+the floor, belonging to Mike. He never used them,
+but they always managed to get themselves packed with
+the rest of his belongings on the last day of the holidays.
+Mr. Downing seized one of these, and delivered two
+rapid blows at the cupboard-door. The wood splintered.
+A third blow smashed the flimsy lock. The cupboard,
+with any skeletons it might contain, was open for
+all to view.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing uttered a cry of triumph,
+and tore the boot from its resting-place.</p>
+
+<p>“I told you,” he said. “I told
+you.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wondered where that boot
+had got to,” said Psmith. “I’ve
+been looking for it for days.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing was examining his find.
+He looked up with an exclamation of surprise and wrath.</p>
+
+<p>“This boot has no paint on it,”
+he said, glaring at Psmith. “This is not
+the boot.”</p>
+
+<p>“It certainly appears, sir,”
+said Psmith sympathetically, “to be free from
+paint. There’s a sort of reddish glow just
+there, if you look at it sideways,” he added
+helpfully.</p>
+
+<p>“Did you place that boot there, Smith?”</p>
+
+<p>“I must have done. Then, when I lost the
+key——”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you satisfied now, Downing?”
+interrupted Mr. Outwood with asperity, “or is
+there any more furniture you wish to break?”</p>
+
+<p>The excitement of seeing his household
+goods smashed with a dumb-bell had made the archaeological
+student quite a swashbuckler for the moment.
+A little more, and one could imagine him giving Mr.
+Downing a good, hard knock.</p>
+
+<p>The sleuth-hound stood still for a
+moment, baffled. But his brain was working with
+the rapidity of a buzz-saw. A chance remark of
+Mr. Outwood’s set him fizzing off on the trail
+once more. Mr. Outwood had caught sight of the
+little pile of soot in the grate. He bent down
+to inspect it.</p>
+
+<p>“Dear me,” he said, “I
+must remember to have the chimneys swept. It
+should have been done before.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing’s eye, rolling in
+a fine frenzy from heaven to earth, from earth to
+heaven, also focussed itself on the pile of soot; and
+a thrill went through him. Soot in the fireplace!
+Smith washing his hands! (“You know my methods, my
+dear Watson. Apply them.”)</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing’s mind at that moment
+contained one single thought; and that thought was
+“What ho for the chimney!”</p>
+
+<p>He dived forward with a rush, nearly
+knocking Mr. Outwood off his feet, and thrust an arm
+up into the unknown. An avalanche of soot fell
+upon his hand and wrist, but he ignored it, for at
+the same instant his fingers had closed upon what
+he was seeking.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah,” he said. “I
+thought as much. You were not quite clever enough,
+after all, Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir,” said Psmith
+patiently. “We all make mistakes.”</p>
+
+<p>“You would have done better,
+Smith, not to have given me all this trouble.
+You have done yourself no good by it.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s been great fun, though, sir,”
+argued Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“Fun!” Mr. Downing laughed
+grimly. “You may have reason to change your
+opinion of what constitutes——”</p>
+
+<p>His voice failed as his eye fell on
+the all-black toe of the boot. He looked up,
+and caught Psmith’s benevolent gaze. He
+straightened himself and brushed a bead of perspiration
+from his face with the back of his hand. Unfortunately,
+he used the sooty hand, and the result was like some
+gruesome burlesque of a nigger minstrel.</p>
+
+<p>“Did—you—put—that—boot—there,
+Smith?” he asked slowly.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus11">
+<img src="images/jmike11.jpg" alt="“DID—YOU—PUT—THAT—BOOT—THERE, SMITH?”" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then what did you <i>MEAN</i>
+by putting it there?” roared Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“Animal spirits, sir,” said Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“WHAT!”</p>
+
+<p>“Animal spirits, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>What Mr. Downing would have replied
+to this one cannot tell, though one can guess roughly.
+For, just as he was opening his mouth, Mr. Outwood,
+catching sight of his Chirgwin-like countenance, intervened.</p>
+
+<p>“My dear Downing,” he
+said, “your face. It is positively covered
+with soot, positively. You must come and wash
+it. You are quite black. Really, you present
+a most curious appearance, most. Let me show you
+the way to my room.”</p>
+
+<p>In all times of storm and tribulation
+there comes a breaking-point, a point where the spirit
+definitely refuses to battle any longer against the
+slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Mr. Downing
+could not bear up against this crowning blow.
+He went down beneath it. In the language of the
+Ring, he took the count. It was the knock-out.</p>
+
+<p>“Soot!” he murmured weakly. “Soot!”</p>
+
+<p>“Your face is covered, my dear fellow, quite
+covered.”</p>
+
+<p>“It certainly has a faintly sooty aspect, sir,”
+said Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>His voice roused the sufferer to one last flicker
+of spirit.</p>
+
+<p>“You will hear more of this,
+Smith,” he said. “I say you will hear
+more of it.”</p>
+
+<p>Then he allowed Mr. Outwood to lead
+him out to a place where there were towels, soap,
+and sponges.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>When they had gone, Psmith went to
+the window, and hauled in the string. He felt
+the calm after-glow which comes to the general after
+a successfully conducted battle. It had been
+trying, of course, for a man of refinement, and it
+had cut into his afternoon, but on the whole it had
+been worth it.</p>
+
+<p>The problem now was what to do with
+the painted boot. It would take a lot of cleaning,
+he saw, even if he could get hold of the necessary
+implements for cleaning it. And he rather doubted
+if he would be able to do so. Edmund, the boot-boy,
+worked in some mysterious cell, far from the madding
+crowd, at the back of the house. In the boot-cupboard
+downstairs there would probably be nothing likely to
+be of any use.</p>
+
+<p>His fears were realised. The
+boot-cupboard was empty. It seemed to him that,
+for the time being, the best thing he could do would
+be to place the boot in safe hiding, until he should
+have thought out a scheme.</p>
+
+<p>Having restored the basket to its
+proper place, accordingly, he went up to the study
+again, and placed the red-toed boot in the chimney,
+at about the same height where Mr. Downing had found
+the other. Nobody would think of looking there
+a second time, and it was improbable that Mr. Outwood
+really would have the chimneys swept, as he had said.
+The odds were that he had forgotten about it already.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith went to the bathroom to wash
+his hands again, with the feeling that he had done
+a good day’s work.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch52">
+CHAPTER LII<br/><br/>
+ON THE TRAIL AGAIN</a></h3>
+
+<p>The most massive minds are apt to
+forget things at times. The most adroit plotters
+make their little mistakes. Psmith was no exception
+to the rule. He made the mistake of not telling
+Mike of the afternoon’s happenings.</p>
+
+<p>It was not altogether forgetfulness.
+Psmith was one of those people who like to carry through
+their operations entirely by themselves. Where
+there is only one in a secret the secret is more liable
+to remain unrevealed. There was nothing, he thought,
+to be gained from telling Mike. He forgot what
+the consequences might be if he did not.</p>
+
+<p>So Psmith kept his own counsel, with
+the result that Mike went over to school on the Monday
+morning in pumps.</p>
+
+<p>Edmund, summoned from the hinterland
+of the house to give his opinion why only one of Mike’s
+boots was to be found, had no views on the subject.
+He seemed to look on it as one of those things which
+no fellow can understand.</p>
+
+<p>“’Ere’s one of ’em,
+Mr. Jackson,” he said, as if he hoped that Mike
+might be satisfied with a compromise.</p>
+
+<p>“One? What’s the
+good of that, Edmund, you chump? I can’t
+go over to school in one boot.”</p>
+
+<p>Edmund turned this over in his mind,
+and then said, “No, sir,” as much as to
+say, “I may have lost a boot, but, thank goodness,
+I can still understand sound reasoning.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, what am I to do? Where is the other
+boot?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t know, Mr. Jackson,” replied
+Edmund to both questions.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I mean—Oh, dash it, there’s
+the bell.”</p>
+
+<p>And Mike sprinted off in the pumps he stood in.</p>
+
+<p>It is only a deviation from those
+ordinary rules of school life, which one observes
+naturally and without thinking, that enables one to
+realise how strong public-school prejudices really
+are. At a school, for instance, where the regulations
+say that coats only of black or dark blue are to be
+worn, a boy who appears one day in even the most respectable
+and unostentatious brown finds himself looked on with
+a mixture of awe and repulsion, which would be excessive
+if he had sand-bagged the headmaster. So in the
+case of boots. School rules decree that a boy
+shall go to his form-room in boots, There is no real
+reason why, if the day is fine, he should not wear
+shoes, should he prefer them. But, if he does,
+the thing creates a perfect sensation. Boys say,
+“Great Scott, what <i>have</i> you got on?”
+Masters say, “Jones, <i>what</i> are you wearing
+on your feet?” In the few minutes which elapse
+between the assembling of the form for call-over and
+the arrival of the form-master, some wag is sure either
+to stamp on the shoes, accompanying the act with some
+satirical remark, or else to pull one of them off,
+and inaugurate an impromptu game of football with
+it. There was once a boy who went to school one
+morning in elastic-sided boots....</p>
+
+<p>Mike had always been coldly distant
+in his relations to the rest of his form, looking
+on them, with a few exceptions, as worms; and the
+form, since his innings against Downing’s on
+the Friday, had regarded Mike with respect. So
+that he escaped the ragging he would have had to undergo
+at Wrykyn in similar circumstances. It was only
+Mr. Downing who gave trouble.</p>
+
+<p>There is a sort of instinct which
+enables some masters to tell when a boy in their form
+is wearing shoes instead of boots, just as people
+who dislike cats always know when one is in a room
+with them. They cannot see it, but they feel
+it in their bones.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing was perhaps the most bigoted
+anti-shoeist in the whole list of English schoolmasters.
+He waged war remorselessly against shoes. Satire,
+abuse, lines, detention—every weapon was
+employed by him in dealing with their wearers.
+It had been the late Dunster’s practice always
+to go over to school in shoes when, as he usually did,
+he felt shaky in the morning’s lesson. Mr.
+Downing always detected him in the first five minutes,
+and that meant a lecture of anything from ten minutes
+to a quarter of an hour on Untidy Habits and Boys Who
+Looked like Loafers—which broke the back
+of the morning’s work nicely. On one occasion,
+when a particularly tricky bit of Livy was on the
+bill of fare, Dunster had entered the form-room in
+heel-less Turkish bath-slippers, of a vivid crimson;
+and the subsequent proceedings, including his journey
+over to the house to change the heel-less atrocities,
+had seen him through very nearly to the quarter to
+eleven interval.</p>
+
+<p>Mike, accordingly, had not been in
+his place for three minutes when Mr. Downing, stiffening
+like a pointer, called his name.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir?” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>What</i> are you wearing on your feet, Jackson?”</p>
+
+<p>“Pumps, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“You are wearing pumps?
+Are you not aware that PUMPS are not the proper things
+to come to school in? Why are you wearing <i>PUMPS</i>?”</p>
+
+<p>The form, leaning back against the
+next row of desks, settled itself comfortably for
+the address from the throne.</p>
+
+<p>“I have lost one of my boots, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>A kind of gulp escaped from Mr. Downing’s
+lips. He stared at Mike for a moment in silence.
+Then, turning to Stone, he told him to start translating.</p>
+
+<p>Stone, who had been expecting at least
+ten minutes’ respite, was taken unawares.
+When he found the place in his book and began to construe,
+he floundered hopelessly. But, to his growing
+surprise and satisfaction, the form-master appeared
+to notice nothing wrong. He said “Yes,
+yes,” mechanically, and finally “That will
+do,” whereupon Stone resumed his seat with the
+feeling that the age of miracles had returned.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing’s mind was in a
+whirl. His case was complete. Mike’s
+appearance in shoes, with the explanation that he had
+lost a boot, completed the chain. As Columbus
+must have felt when his ship ran into harbour, and
+the first American interviewer, jumping on board, said,
+“Wal, sir, and what are your impressions of our
+glorious country?” so did Mr. Downing feel at
+that moment.</p>
+
+<p>When the bell rang at a quarter to
+eleven, he gathered up his gown, and sped to the headmaster.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch53">
+CHAPTER LIII<br/><br/>
+THE KETTLE METHOD</a></h3>
+
+<p>It was during the interval that day
+that Stone and Robinson, discussing the subject of
+cricket over a bun and ginger-beer at the school shop,
+came to a momentous decision, to wit, that they were
+fed up with Adair administration and meant to strike.
+The immediate cause of revolt was early-morning fielding-practice,
+that searching test of cricket keenness. Mike
+himself, to whom cricket was the great and serious
+interest of life, had shirked early-morning fielding-practice
+in his first term at Wrykyn. And Stone and Robinson
+had but a luke-warm attachment to the game, compared
+with Mike’s.</p>
+
+<p>As a rule, Adair had contented himself
+with practice in the afternoon after school, which
+nobody objects to; and no strain, consequently, had
+been put upon Stone’s and Robinson’s allegiance.
+In view of the M.C.C. match on the Wednesday, however,
+he had now added to this an extra dose to be taken
+before breakfast. Stone and Robinson had left
+their comfortable beds that day at six o’clock,
+yawning and heavy-eyed, and had caught catches and
+fielded drives which, in the cool morning air, had
+stung like adders and bitten like serpents. Until
+the sun has really got to work, it is no joke taking
+a high catch. Stone’s dislike of the experiment
+was only equalled by Robinson’s. They were
+neither of them of the type which likes to undergo
+hardships for the common good. They played well
+enough when on the field, but neither cared greatly
+whether the school had a good season or not. They
+played the game entirely for their own sakes.</p>
+
+<p>The result was that they went back
+to the house for breakfast with a never-again feeling,
+and at the earliest possible moment met to debate
+as to what was to be done about it. At all costs
+another experience like to-day’s must be avoided.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s all rot,”
+said Stone. “What on earth’s the good
+of sweating about before breakfast? It only makes
+you tired.”</p>
+
+<p>“I shouldn’t wonder,”
+said Robinson, “if it wasn’t bad for the
+heart. Rushing about on an empty stomach, I mean,
+and all that sort of thing.”</p>
+
+<p>“Personally,” said Stone,
+gnawing his bun, “I don’t intend to stick
+it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Nor do I.”</p>
+
+<p>“I mean, it’s such absolute
+rot. If we aren’t good enough to play for
+the team without having to get up overnight to catch
+catches, he’d better find somebody else.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>At this moment Adair came into the shop.</p>
+
+<p>“Fielding-practice again to-morrow,” he
+said briskly, “at six.”</p>
+
+<p>“Before breakfast?” said Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>“Rather. You two must buck
+up, you know. You were rotten to-day.”
+And he passed on, leaving the two malcontents speechless.</p>
+
+<p>Stone was the first to recover.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m hanged if I turn out to-morrow,”
+he said, as they left the shop. “He can do what he likes about it. Besides,
+what can he do, after all? Only kick us out of the team. And I don’t
+mind that.”</p>
+
+<p>“Nor do I.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t think he will
+kick us out, either. He can’t play the M.C.C.
+with a scratch team. If he does, we’ll go
+and play for that village Jackson plays for.
+We’ll get Jackson to shove us into the team.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” said Robinson. “Let’s.”</p>
+
+<p>Their position was a strong one.
+A cricket captain may seem to be an autocrat of tremendous
+power, but in reality he has only one weapon, the
+keenness of those under him. With the majority,
+of course, the fear of being excluded or ejected from
+a team is a spur that drives. The majority, consequently,
+are easily handled. But when a cricket captain
+runs up against a boy who does not much care whether
+he plays for the team or not, then he finds himself
+in a difficult position, and, unless he is a man of
+action, practically helpless.</p>
+
+<p>Stone and Robinson felt secure.
+Taking it all round, they felt that they would just
+as soon play for Lower Borlock as for the school.
+The bowling of the opposition would be weaker in the
+former case, and the chance of making runs greater.
+To a certain type of cricketer runs are runs, wherever
+and however made.</p>
+
+<p>The result of all this was that Adair,
+turning out with the team next morning for fielding-practice,
+found himself two short. Barnes was among those
+present, but of the other two representatives of Outwood’s
+house there were no signs.</p>
+
+<p>Barnes, questioned on the subject,
+had no information to give, beyond the fact that he
+had not seen them about anywhere. Which was not
+a great help. Adair proceeded with the fielding-practice
+without further delay.</p>
+
+<p>At breakfast that morning he was silent
+and apparently wrapped in thought. Mr. Downing,
+who sat at the top of the table with Adair on his
+right, was accustomed at the morning meal to blend
+nourishment of the body with that of the mind.
+As a rule he had ten minutes with the daily paper
+before the bell rang, and it was his practice to hand
+on the results of his reading to Adair and the other
+house-prefects, who, not having seen the paper, usually
+formed an interested and appreciative audience.
+To-day, however, though the house-prefects expressed
+varying degrees of excitement at the news that Tyldesley
+had made a century against Gloucestershire, and that
+a butter famine was expected in the United States,
+these world-shaking news-items seemed to leave Adair
+cold. He champed his bread and marmalade with
+an abstracted air.</p>
+
+<p>He was wondering what to do in this
+matter of Stone and Robinson.</p>
+
+<p>Many captains might have passed the
+thing over. To take it for granted that the missing
+pair had overslept themselves would have been a safe
+and convenient way out of the difficulty. But
+Adair was not the sort of person who seeks for safe
+and convenient ways out of difficulties. He never
+shirked anything, physical or moral.</p>
+
+<p>He resolved to interview the absentees.</p>
+
+<p>It was not until after school that
+an opportunity offered itself. He went across
+to Outwood’s and found the two non-starters in
+the senior day-room, engaged in the intellectual pursuit
+of kicking the wall and marking the height of each
+kick with chalk. Adair’s entrance coincided
+with a record effort by Stone, which caused the kicker
+to overbalance and stagger backwards against the captain.</p>
+
+<p>“Sorry,” said Stone. “Hullo,
+Adair!”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t mention it.
+Why weren’t you two at fielding-practice this
+morning?”</p>
+
+<p>Robinson, who left the lead to Stone
+in all matters, said nothing. Stone spoke.</p>
+
+<p>“We didn’t turn up,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“I know you didn’t. Why not?”</p>
+
+<p>Stone had rehearsed this scene in
+his mind, and he spoke with the coolness which comes
+from rehearsal.</p>
+
+<p>“We decided not to.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. We came to the conclusion
+that we hadn’t any use for early-morning fielding.”</p>
+
+<p>Adair’s manner became ominously calm.</p>
+
+<p>“You were rather fed-up, I suppose?”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s just the word.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sorry it bored you.”</p>
+
+<p>“It didn’t. We didn’t give
+it the chance to.”</p>
+
+<p>Robinson laughed appreciatively.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the joke, Robinson?” asked
+Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“There’s no joke,”
+said Robinson, with some haste. “I was only
+thinking of something.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll give you something else to think
+about soon.”</p>
+
+<p>Stone intervened.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s no good making a
+row about it, Adair. You must see that you can’t
+do anything. Of course, you can kick us out of
+the team, if you like, but we don’t care if
+you do. Jackson will get us a game any Wednesday
+or Saturday for the village he plays for. So we’re
+all right. And the school team aren’t such
+a lot of flyers that you can afford to go chucking
+people out of it whenever you want to. See what
+I mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“You and Jackson seem to have fixed it all up
+between you.”</p>
+
+<p>“What are you going to do? Kick us out?”</p>
+
+<p>“No.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good. I thought you’d
+see it was no good making a beastly row. We’ll
+play for the school all right. There’s no
+earthly need for us to turn out for fielding-practice
+before breakfast.”</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t think there
+is? You may be right. All the same, you’re
+going to to-morrow morning.”</p>
+
+<p>“What!”</p>
+
+<p>“Six sharp. Don’t be late.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t be an ass, Adair. We’ve
+told you we aren’t going to.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s only your opinion.
+I think you are. I’ll give you till five
+past six, as you seem to like lying in bed.”</p>
+
+<p>“You can turn out if you feel like it.
+You won’t find me there.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’ll be a disappointment. Nor
+Robinson?”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said the junior
+partner in the firm; but he said it without any deep
+conviction. The atmosphere was growing a great
+deal too tense for his comfort.</p>
+
+<p>“You’ve quite made up your minds?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Stone.</p>
+
+<p>“Right,” said Adair quietly, and knocked
+him down.</p>
+
+<p>He was up again in a moment.
+Adair had pushed the table back, and was standing
+in the middle of the open space.</p>
+
+<p>“You cad,” said Stone. “I wasn’t
+ready.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you are now. Shall we go on?”</p>
+
+<p>Stone dashed in without a word, and
+for a few moments the two might have seemed evenly
+matched to a not too intelligent spectator. But
+science tells, even in a confined space. Adair
+was smaller and lighter than Stone, but he was cooler
+and quicker, and he knew more about the game.
+His blow was always home a fraction of a second sooner
+than his opponent’s. At the end of a minute
+Stone was on the floor again.</p>
+
+<p>He got up slowly and stood leaning with one hand on
+the table.</p>
+
+<p>“Suppose we say ten past six?”
+said Adair. “I’m not particular to
+a minute or two.”</p>
+
+<p>Stone made no reply.</p>
+
+<p>“Will ten past six suit you
+for fielding-practice to-morrow?” said Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” said Stone.</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks. How about you, Robinson?”</p>
+
+<p>Robinson had been a petrified spectator
+of the Captain-Kettle-like manoeuvres of the cricket
+captain, and it did not take him long to make up his
+mind. He was not altogether a coward. In
+different circumstances he might have put up a respectable
+show. But it takes a more than ordinarily courageous
+person to embark on a fight which he knows must end
+in his destruction. Robinson knew that he was
+nothing like a match even for Stone, and Adair had
+disposed of Stone in a little over one minute.
+It seemed to Robinson that neither pleasure nor profit
+was likely to come from an encounter with Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“All right,” he said hastily, “I’ll
+turn up.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good,” said Adair.
+“I wonder if either of you chaps could tell me
+which is Jackson’s study.”</p>
+
+<p>Stone was dabbing at his mouth with
+a handkerchief, a task which precluded anything in
+the shape of conversation; so Robinson replied that
+Mike’s study was the first you came to on the
+right of the corridor at the top of the stairs.</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks,” said Adair.
+“You don’t happen to know if he’s
+in, I suppose?”</p>
+
+<p>“He went up with Smith a quarter
+of an hour ago. I don’t know if he’s
+still there.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll go and see,”
+said Adair. “I should like a word with him
+if he isn’t busy.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch54">
+CHAPTER LIV<br/><br/>
+ADAIR HAS A WORD WITH MIKE</a></h3>
+
+<p>Mike, all unconscious of the stirring
+proceedings which had been going on below stairs,
+was peacefully reading a letter he had received that
+morning from Strachan at Wrykyn, in which the successor
+to the cricket captaincy which should have been Mike’s
+had a good deal to say in a lugubrious strain.
+In Mike’s absence things had been going badly
+with Wrykyn. A broken arm, contracted in the
+course of some rash experiments with a day-boy’s
+motor-bicycle, had deprived the team of the services
+of Dunstable, the only man who had shown any signs
+of being able to bowl a side out. Since this
+calamity, wrote Strachan, everything had gone wrong.
+The M.C.C., led by Mike’s brother Reggie, the
+least of the three first-class-cricketing Jacksons,
+had smashed them by a hundred and fifty runs.
+Geddington had wiped them off the face of the earth.
+The Incogs, with a team recruited exclusively from
+the rabbit-hutch—not a well-known man on
+the side except Stacey, a veteran who had been playing
+for the club since Fuller Pilch’s time—had
+got home by two wickets. In fact, it was Strachan’s
+opinion that the Wrykyn team that summer was about
+the most hopeless gang of dead-beats that had ever
+made an exhibition of itself on the school grounds.
+The Ripton match, fortunately, was off, owing to an
+outbreak of mumps at that shrine of learning and athletics—the
+second outbreak of the malady in two terms. Which,
+said Strachan, was hard lines on Ripton, but a bit
+of jolly good luck for Wrykyn, as it had saved them
+from what would probably have been a record hammering,
+Ripton having eight of their last year’s team
+left, including Dixon, the fast bowler, against whom
+Mike alone of the Wrykyn team had been able to make
+runs in the previous season. Altogether, Wrykyn
+had struck a bad patch.</p>
+
+<p>Mike mourned over his suffering school.
+If only he could have been there to help. It
+might have made all the difference. In school
+cricket one good batsman, to go in first and knock
+the bowlers off their length, may take a weak team
+triumphantly through a season. In school cricket
+the importance of a good start for the first wicket
+is incalculable.</p>
+
+<p>As he put Strachan’s letter
+away in his pocket, all his old bitterness against
+Sedleigh, which had been ebbing during the past few
+days, returned with a rush. He was conscious
+once more of that feeling of personal injury which
+had made him hate his new school on the first day
+of term.</p>
+
+<p>And it was at this point, when his
+resentment was at its height, that Adair, the concrete
+representative of everything Sedleighan, entered the
+room.</p>
+
+<p>There are moments in life’s
+placid course when there has got to be the biggest
+kind of row. This was one of them.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Psmith, who was leaning against the
+mantelpiece, reading the serial story in a daily paper
+which he had abstracted from the senior day-room,
+made the intruder free of the study with a dignified
+wave of the hand, and went on reading. Mike remained
+in the deck-chair in which he was sitting, and contented
+himself with glaring at the newcomer.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith was the first to speak.</p>
+
+<p>“If you ask my candid opinion,”
+he said, looking up from his paper, “I should
+say that young Lord Antony Trefusis was in the soup
+already. I seem to see the <i>consommé</i> splashing
+about his ankles. He’s had a note telling
+him to be under the oak-tree in the Park at midnight.
+He’s just off there at the end of this instalment.
+I bet Long Jack, the poacher, is waiting there with
+a sandbag. Care to see the paper, Comrade Adair?
+Or don’t you take any interest in contemporary
+literature?”</p>
+
+<p>“Thanks,” said Adair.
+“I just wanted to speak to Jackson for a minute.”</p>
+
+<p>“Fate,” said Psmith, “has
+led your footsteps to the right place. That is
+Comrade Jackson, the Pride of the School, sitting before
+you.”</p>
+
+<p>“What do you want?” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>He suspected that Adair had come to
+ask him once again to play for the school. The
+fact that the M.C.C. match was on the following day
+made this a probable solution of the reason for his
+visit. He could think of no other errand that
+was likely to have set the head of Downing’s
+paying afternoon calls.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll tell you in a minute. It won’t
+take long.”</p>
+
+<p>“That,” said Psmith approvingly,
+“is right. Speed is the key-note of the
+present age. Promptitude. Despatch.
+This is no time for loitering. We must be strenuous.
+We must hustle. We must Do It Now. We——”</p>
+
+<p>“Buck up,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly,” said Adair.
+“I’ve just been talking to Stone and Robinson.”</p>
+
+<p>“An excellent way of passing
+an idle half-hour,” said Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“We weren’t exactly idle,”
+said Adair grimly. “It didn’t last
+long, but it was pretty lively while it did.
+Stone chucked it after the first round.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike got up out of his chair.
+He could not quite follow what all this was about,
+but there was no mistaking the truculence of Adair’s
+manner. For some reason, which might possibly
+be made clear later, Adair was looking for trouble,
+and Mike in his present mood felt that it would be
+a privilege to see that he got it.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith was regarding Adair through
+his eyeglass with pain and surprise.</p>
+
+<p>“Surely,” he said, “you
+do not mean us to understand that you have been <i>brawling</i>
+with Comrade Stone! This is bad hearing.
+I thought that you and he were like brothers.
+Such a bad example for Comrade Robinson, too.
+Leave us, Adair. We would brood. Oh, go thee,
+knave, I’ll none of thee. Shakespeare.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith turned away, and resting his
+elbows on the mantelpiece, gazed at himself mournfully
+in the looking-glass.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not the man I was,”
+he sighed, after a prolonged inspection. “There
+are lines on my face, dark circles beneath my eyes.
+The fierce rush of life at Sedleigh is wasting me
+away.”</p>
+
+<p>“Stone and I had a discussion
+about early-morning fielding-practice,” said
+Adair, turning to Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Mike said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought his fielding wanted
+working up a bit, so I told him to turn out at six
+to-morrow morning. He said he wouldn’t,
+so we argued it out. He’s going to all
+right. So is Robinson.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike remained silent.</p>
+
+<p>“So are you,” added Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“I get thinner and thinner,” said Psmith
+from the mantelpiece.</p>
+
+<p>Mike looked at Adair, and Adair looked
+at Mike, after the manner of two dogs before they
+fly at one another. There was an electric silence
+in the study. Psmith peered with increased earnestness
+into the glass.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh?” said Mike at last. “What
+makes you think that?”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t think. I know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Any special reason for my turning out?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s that?”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re going to play
+for the school against the M.C.C. to-morrow, and
+I want you to get some practice.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wonder how you got that idea!”</p>
+
+<p>“Curious I should have done, isn’t it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Very. You aren’t building on it
+much, are you?” said Mike politely.</p>
+
+<p>“I am, rather,” replied Adair with equal
+courtesy.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m afraid you’ll be disappointed.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t think so.”</p>
+
+<p>“My eyes,” said Psmith
+regretfully, “are a bit close together.
+However,” he added philosophically, “it’s
+too late to alter that now.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike drew a step closer to Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“What makes you think I shall
+play against the M.C.C.?” he asked curiously.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m going to make you.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike took another step forward. Adair moved to
+meet him.</p>
+
+<p>“Would you care to try now?” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>For just one second the two drew themselves
+together preparatory to beginning the serious business
+of the interview, and in that second Psmith, turning
+from the glass, stepped between them.</p>
+
+<p>“Get out of the light, Smith,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith waved him back with a deprecating gesture.</p>
+
+<p>“My dear young friends,”
+he said placidly, “if you <i>will</i> let your
+angry passions rise, against the direct advice of Doctor
+Watts, I suppose you must. But when you propose to
+claw each other in my study, in the midst of a hundred
+fragile and priceless ornaments, I lodge a protest.
+If you really feel that you want to scrap, for goodness
+sake do it where there’s some room. I don’t
+want all the study furniture smashed. I know
+a bank whereon the wild thyme grows, only a few yards
+down the road, where you can scrap all night if you
+want to. How would it be to move on there?
+Any objections? None? Then shift ho! and
+let’s get it over.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch55">
+CHAPTER LV<br/><br/>
+CLEARING THE AIR</a></h3>
+
+<p>Psmith was one of those people who
+lend a dignity to everything they touch. Under
+his auspices the most unpromising ventures became somehow
+enveloped in an atmosphere of measured stateliness.
+On the present occasion, what would have been, without
+his guiding hand, a mere unscientific scramble, took
+on something of the impressive formality of the National
+Sporting Club.</p>
+
+<p>“The rounds,” he said,
+producing a watch, as they passed through a gate into
+a field a couple of hundred yards from the house gate,
+“will be of three minutes’ duration, with
+a minute rest in between. A man who is down will
+have ten seconds in which to rise. Are you ready,
+Comrades Adair and Jackson? Very well, then.
+Time.”</p>
+
+<p>After which, it was a pity that the
+actual fight did not quite live up to its referee’s
+introduction. Dramatically, there should have
+been cautious sparring for openings and a number of
+tensely contested rounds, as if it had been the final
+of a boxing competition. But school fights, when
+they do occur—which is only once in a decade
+nowadays, unless you count junior school scuffles—are
+the outcome of weeks of suppressed bad blood, and
+are consequently brief and furious. In a boxing
+competition, however much one may want to win, one
+does not dislike one’s opponent. Up to
+the moment when “time” was called, one
+was probably warmly attached to him, and at the end
+of the last round one expects to resume that attitude
+of mind. In a fight each party, as a rule, hates
+the other.</p>
+
+<p>So it happened that there was nothing
+formal or cautious about the present battle.
+All Adair wanted was to get at Mike, and all Mike
+wanted was to get at Adair. Directly Psmith called
+“time,” they rushed together as if they
+meant to end the thing in half a minute.</p>
+
+<p>It was this that saved Mike.
+In an ordinary contest with the gloves, with his opponent
+cool and boxing in his true form, he could not have
+lasted three rounds against Adair. The latter
+was a clever boxer, while Mike had never had a lesson
+in his life. If Adair had kept away and used
+his head, nothing could have prevented him winning.</p>
+
+<p>As it was, however, he threw away
+his advantages, much as Tom Brown did at the beginning
+of his fight with Slogger Williams, and the result
+was the same as on that historic occasion. Mike
+had the greater strength, and, thirty seconds from
+the start, knocked his man clean off his feet with
+an unscientific but powerful right-hander.</p>
+
+<p>This finished Adair’s chances.
+He rose full of fight, but with all the science knocked
+out of him. He went in at Mike with both hands.
+The Irish blood in him, which for the ordinary events
+of life made him merely energetic and dashing, now
+rendered him reckless. He abandoned all attempt
+at guarding. It was the Frontal Attack in its
+most futile form, and as unsuccessful as a frontal
+attack is apt to be. There was a swift exchange
+of blows, in the course of which Mike’s left
+elbow, coming into contact with his opponent’s
+right fist, got a shock which kept it tingling for
+the rest of the day; and then Adair went down in a
+heap.</p>
+
+<p>He got up slowly and with difficulty.
+For a moment he stood blinking vaguely. Then
+he lurched forward at Mike.</p>
+
+<p>In the excitement of a fight—which
+is, after all, about the most exciting thing that
+ever happens to one in the course of one’s life—it
+is difficult for the fighters to see what the spectators
+see. Where the spectators see an assault on an
+already beaten man, the fighter himself only sees
+a legitimate piece of self-defence against an opponent
+whose chances are equal to his own. Psmith saw,
+as anybody looking on would have seen, that Adair
+was done. Mike’s blow had taken him within
+a fraction of an inch of the point of the jaw, and
+he was all but knocked out. Mike could not see
+this. All he understood was that his man was
+on his feet again and coming at him, so he hit out
+with all his strength; and this time Adair went down
+and stayed down.</p>
+
+<p>“Brief,” said Psmith,
+coming forward, “but exciting. We may take
+that, I think, to be the conclusion of the entertainment.
+I will now have a dash at picking up the slain.
+I shouldn’t stop, if I were you. He’ll
+be sitting up and taking notice soon, and if he sees
+you he may want to go on with the combat, which would
+do him no earthly good. If it’s going to
+be continued in our next, there had better be a bit
+of an interval for alterations and repairs first.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is he hurt much, do you think?”
+asked Mike. He had seen knock-outs before in
+the ring, but this was the first time he had ever effected
+one on his own account, and Adair looked unpleasantly
+corpse-like.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>He’s</i> all right,”
+said Psmith. “In a minute or two he’ll
+be skipping about like a little lambkin. I’ll
+look after him. You go away and pick flowers.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike put on his coat and walked back
+to the house. He was conscious of a perplexing
+whirl of new and strange emotions, chief among which
+was a curious feeling that he rather liked Adair.
+He found himself thinking that Adair was a good chap,
+that there was something to be said for his point
+of view, and that it was a pity he had knocked him
+about so much. At the same time, he felt an undeniable
+thrill of pride at having beaten him. The feat
+presented that interesting person, Mike Jackson, to
+him in a fresh and pleasing light, as one who had had
+a tough job to face and had carried it through.
+Jackson, the cricketer, he knew, but Jackson, the
+deliverer of knock-out blows, was strange to him,
+and he found this new acquaintance a man to be respected.</p>
+
+<p>The fight, in fact, had the result
+which most fights have, if they are fought fairly
+and until one side has had enough. It revolutionised
+Mike’s view of things. It shook him up,
+and drained the bad blood out of him. Where,
+before, he had seemed to himself to be acting with
+massive dignity, he now saw that he had simply been
+sulking like some wretched kid. There had appeared
+to him something rather fine in his policy of refusing
+to identify himself in any way with Sedleigh, a touch
+of the stone-walls-do-not-a-prison-make sort of thing.
+He now saw that his attitude was to be summed up in
+the words, “Sha’n’t play.”</p>
+
+<p>It came upon Mike with painful clearness
+that he had been making an ass of himself.</p>
+
+<p>He had come to this conclusion, after
+much earnest thought, when Psmith entered the study.</p>
+
+<p>“How’s Adair?” asked Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“Sitting up and taking nourishment
+once more. We have been chatting. He’s
+not a bad cove.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s all right,” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause. Psmith straightened his tie.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here,” he said,
+“I seldom interfere in terrestrial strife, but
+it seems to me that there’s an opening here for
+a capable peace-maker, not afraid of work, and willing
+to give his services in exchange for a comfortable
+home. Comrade Adair’s rather a stoutish
+fellow in his way. I’m not much on the
+‘Play up for the old school, Jones,’ game,
+but every one to his taste. I shouldn’t
+have thought anybody would get overwhelmingly attached
+to this abode of wrath, but Comrade Adair seems to
+have done it. He’s all for giving Sedleigh
+a much-needed boost-up. It’s not a bad
+idea in its way. I don’t see why one shouldn’t
+humour him. Apparently he’s been sweating
+since early childhood to buck the school up.
+And as he’s leaving at the end of the term,
+it mightn’t be a scaly scheme to give him a bit
+of a send-off, if possible, by making the cricket
+season a bit of a banger. As a start, why not
+drop him a line to say that you’ll play against
+the M.C.C. to-morrow?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike did not reply at once. He
+was feeling better disposed towards Adair and Sedleigh
+than he had felt, but he was not sure that he was
+quite prepared to go as far as a complete climb-down.</p>
+
+<p>“It wouldn’t be a bad
+idea,” continued Psmith. “There’s
+nothing like giving a man a bit in every now and then.
+It broadens the soul and improves the action of the
+skin. What seems to have fed up Comrade Adair,
+to a certain extent, is that Stone apparently led him
+to understand that you had offered to give him and
+Robinson places in your village team. You didn’t,
+of course?”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course not,” said Mike indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>“I told him he didn’t
+know the old <i>noblesse oblige</i> spirit of the
+Jacksons. I said that you would scorn to tarnish
+the Jackson escutcheon by not playing the game.
+My eloquence convinced him. However, to return
+to the point under discussion, why not?”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t—What I mean to say—”
+began Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“If your trouble is,”
+said Psmith, “that you fear that you may be in
+unworthy company——”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t be an ass.”</p>
+
+<p>“——Dismiss it. <i>I</i> am
+playing.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike stared.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re what? You?”</p>
+
+<p>“I,” said Psmith, breathing
+on a coat-button, and polishing it with his handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>“Can you play cricket?”</p>
+
+<p>“You have discovered,” said Psmith, “my
+secret sorrow.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re rotting.”</p>
+
+<p>“You wrong me, Comrade Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then why haven’t you played?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why haven’t you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why didn’t you come and play for Lower
+Borlock, I mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“The last time I played in a
+village cricket match I was caught at point by a man
+in braces. It would have been madness to risk
+another such shock to my system. My nerves are
+so exquisitely balanced that a thing of that sort
+takes years off my life.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, but look here, Smith, bar
+rotting. Are you really any good at cricket?”</p>
+
+<p>“Competent judges at Eton gave
+me to understand so. I was told that this year
+I should be a certainty for Lord’s. But
+when the cricket season came, where was I? Gone.
+Gone like some beautiful flower that withers in the
+night.”</p>
+
+<p>“But you told me you didn’t
+like cricket. You said you only liked watching
+it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Quite right. I do.
+But at schools where cricket is compulsory you have
+to overcome your private prejudices. And in time
+the thing becomes a habit. Imagine my feelings
+when I found that I was degenerating, little by little,
+into a slow left-hand bowler with a swerve. I
+fought against it, but it was useless, and after a
+while I gave up the struggle, and drifted with the
+stream. Last year, in a house match”—Psmith’s
+voice took on a deeper tone of melancholy—“I
+took seven for thirteen in the second innings on a
+hard wicket. I did think, when I came here, that
+I had found a haven of rest, but it was not to be.
+I turn out to-morrow. What Comrade Outwood will
+say, when he finds that his keenest archaeological
+disciple has deserted, I hate to think. However——”</p>
+
+<p>Mike felt as if a young and powerful
+earthquake had passed. The whole face of his
+world had undergone a quick change. Here was he,
+the recalcitrant, wavering on the point of playing
+for the school, and here was Psmith, the last person
+whom he would have expected to be a player, stating
+calmly that he had been in the running for a place
+in the Eton eleven.</p>
+
+<p>Then in a flash Mike understood.
+He was not by nature intuitive, but he read Psmith’s
+mind now. Since the term began, he and Psmith
+had been acting on precisely similar motives.
+Just as he had been disappointed of the captaincy
+of cricket at Wrykyn, so had Psmith been disappointed
+of his place in the Eton team at Lord’s.
+And they had both worked it off, each in his own way—Mike
+sullenly, Psmith whimsically, according to their respective
+natures—on Sedleigh.</p>
+
+<p>If Psmith, therefore, did not consider
+it too much of a climb-down to renounce his resolution
+not to play for Sedleigh, there was nothing to stop
+Mike doing so, as—at the bottom of his heart—he
+wanted to do.</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove,” he said, “if
+you’re playing, I’ll play. I’ll
+write a note to Adair now. But, I say—”
+he stopped—“I’m hanged if I’m
+going to turn out and field before breakfast to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s all right.
+You won’t have to. Adair won’t be
+there himself. He’s not playing against
+the M.C.C. He’s sprained his wrist.”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch56">
+CHAPTER LVI<br/><br/>
+IN WHICH PEACE IS DECLARED</a></h3>
+
+<p>“Sprained his wrist?” said Mike.
+“How did he do that?”</p>
+
+<p>“During the brawl. Apparently
+one of his efforts got home on your elbow instead
+of your expressive countenance, and whether it was
+that your elbow was particularly tough or his wrist
+particularly fragile, I don’t know. Anyhow,
+it went. It’s nothing bad, but it’ll
+keep him out of the game to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say, what beastly rough luck!
+I’d no idea. I’ll go round.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not a bad scheme. Close
+the door gently after you, and if you see anybody
+downstairs who looks as if he were likely to be going
+over to the shop, ask him to get me a small pot of
+some rare old jam and tell the man to chalk it up
+to me. The jam Comrade Outwood supplies to us
+at tea is all right as a practical joke or as a food
+for those anxious to commit suicide, but useless to
+anybody who values life.”</p>
+
+<p>On arriving at Mr. Downing’s
+and going to Adair’s study, Mike found that
+his late antagonist was out. He left a note informing
+him of his willingness to play in the morrow’s
+match. The lock-up bell rang as he went out of
+the house.</p>
+
+<p>A spot of rain fell on his hand.
+A moment later there was a continuous patter, as the
+storm, which had been gathering all day, broke in
+earnest. Mike turned up his coat-collar, and ran
+back to Outwood’s. “At this rate,”
+he said to himself, “there won’t be a match
+at all to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>When the weather decides, after behaving
+well for some weeks, to show what it can do in another
+direction, it does the thing thoroughly. When
+Mike woke the next morning the world was grey and dripping.
+Leaden-coloured clouds drifted over the sky, till there
+was not a trace of blue to be seen, and then the rain
+began again, in the gentle, determined way rain has
+when it means to make a day of it.</p>
+
+<p>It was one of those bad days when
+one sits in the pavilion, damp and depressed, while
+figures in mackintoshes, with discoloured buckskin
+boots, crawl miserably about the field in couples.</p>
+
+<p>Mike, shuffling across to school in
+a Burberry, met Adair at Downing’s gate.</p>
+
+<p>These moments are always difficult.
+Mike stopped—he could hardly walk on as
+if nothing had happened—and looked down
+at his feet.</p>
+
+<p>“Coming across?” he said awkwardly.</p>
+
+<p>“Right ho!” said Adair.</p>
+
+<p>They walked on in silence.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s only about ten to, isn’t it?”
+said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Adair fished out his watch, and examined
+it with an elaborate care born of nervousness.</p>
+
+<p>“About nine to.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good. We’ve got plenty of time.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“I hate having to hurry over to school.”</p>
+
+<p>“So do I.”</p>
+
+<p>“I often do cut it rather fine, though.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. So do I.”</p>
+
+<p>“Beastly nuisance when one does.”</p>
+
+<p>“Beastly.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s only about a couple
+of minutes from the houses to the school, I should
+think, shouldn’t you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not much more. Might be three.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. Three if one didn’t hurry.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, if one didn’t hurry.”</p>
+
+<p>Another silence.</p>
+
+<p>“Beastly day,” said Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“Rotten.”</p>
+
+<p>Silence again.</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” said Mike, scowling
+at his toes, “awfully sorry about your wrist.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, that’s all right. It was my
+fault.”</p>
+
+<p>“Does it hurt?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no, rather not, thanks.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’d no idea you’d crocked yourself.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no, that’s all right.
+It was only right at the end. You’d have
+smashed me anyhow.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, rot.”</p>
+
+<p>“I bet you anything you like you would.”</p>
+
+<p>“I bet you I shouldn’t.... Jolly
+hard luck, just before the match.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no.... I say, thanks awfully for saying
+you’d play.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, rot.... Do you think we shall get
+a game?”</p>
+
+<p>Adair inspected the sky carefully.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know. It looks pretty bad,
+doesn’t it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rotten. I say, how long will your wrist
+keep you out of cricket?”</p>
+
+<p>“Be all right in a week. Less, probably.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good.”</p>
+
+<p>“Now that you and Smith are
+going to play, we ought to have a jolly good season.”</p>
+
+<p>“Rummy, Smith turning out to be a cricketer.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. I should think he’d be a hot
+bowler, with his height.”</p>
+
+<p>“He must be jolly good if he
+was only just out of the Eton team last year.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the time?” asked Mike.</p>
+
+<p>Adair produced his watch once more.</p>
+
+<p>“Five to.”</p>
+
+<p>“We’ve heaps of time.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, heaps.”</p>
+
+<p>“Let’s stroll on a bit down the road,
+shall we?”</p>
+
+<p>“Right ho!”</p>
+
+<p>Mike cleared his throat.</p>
+
+<p>“I say.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve been talking to
+Smith. He was telling me that you thought I’d
+promised to give Stone and Robinson places in the——”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no, that’s all right.
+It was only for a bit. Smith told me you couldn’t
+have done, and I saw that I was an ass to think you
+could have. It was Stone seeming so dead certain
+that he could play for Lower Borlock if I chucked
+him from the school team that gave me the idea.”</p>
+
+<p>“He never even asked me to get him a place.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course, I wouldn’t have done it, even
+if he had.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course not.”</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t want to play
+myself, but I wasn’t going to do a rotten trick
+like getting other fellows away from the team.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I know.”</p>
+
+<p>“It was rotten enough, really, not playing myself.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no. Beastly rough
+luck having to leave Wrykyn just when you were going
+to be captain, and come to a small school like this.”</p>
+
+<p>The excitement of the past few days
+must have had a stimulating effect on Mike’s
+mind—shaken it up, as it were: for
+now, for the second time in two days, he displayed
+quite a creditable amount of intuition. He might
+have been misled by Adair’s apparently deprecatory
+attitude towards Sedleigh, and blundered into a denunciation
+of the place. Adair had said “a small school
+like this” in the sort of voice which might
+have led his hearer to think that he was expected to
+say, “Yes, rotten little hole, isn’t it?”
+or words to that effect. Mike, fortunately, perceived
+that the words were used purely from politeness, on
+the Chinese principle. When a Chinaman wishes
+to pay a compliment, he does so by belittling himself
+and his belongings.</p>
+
+<p>He eluded the pitfall.</p>
+
+<p>“What rot!” he said.
+“Sedleigh’s one of the most sporting schools
+I’ve ever come across. Everybody’s
+as keen as blazes. So they ought to be, after
+the way you’ve sweated.”</p>
+
+<p>Adair shuffled awkwardly.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve always been fairly
+keen on the place,” he said. “But
+I don’t suppose I’ve done anything much.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ve loosened one of
+my front teeth,” said Mike, with a grin, “if
+that’s any comfort to you.”</p>
+
+<p>“I couldn’t eat anything
+except porridge this morning. My jaw still aches.”</p>
+
+<p>For the first time during the conversation
+their eyes met, and the humorous side of the thing
+struck them simultaneously. They began to laugh.</p>
+
+<p>“What fools we must have looked!” said
+Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>You</i> were all right.
+I must have looked rotten. I’ve never had
+the gloves on in my life. I’m jolly glad
+no one saw us except Smith, who doesn’t count.
+Hullo, there’s the bell. We’d better
+be moving on. What about this match? Not
+much chance of it from the look of the sky at present.”</p>
+
+<p>“It might clear before eleven.
+You’d better get changed, anyhow, at the interval,
+and hang about in case.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right. It’s
+better than doing Thucydides with Downing. We’ve
+got math, till the interval, so I don’t see
+anything of him all day; which won’t hurt me.”</p>
+
+<p>“He isn’t a bad sort of
+chap, when you get to know him,” said Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t have done, then.
+I don’t know which I’d least soon be,
+Downing or a black-beetle, except that if one was Downing
+one could tread on the black-beetle. Dash this
+rain. I got about half a pint down my neck just
+then. We sha’n’t get a game to-day,
+of anything like it. As you’re crocked,
+I’m not sure that I care much. You’ve
+been sweating for years to get the match on, and it
+would be rather rot playing it without you.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know that so
+much. I wish we could play, because I’m
+certain, with you and Smith, we’d walk into
+them. They probably aren’t sending down
+much of a team, and really, now that you and Smith
+are turning out, we’ve got a jolly hot lot.
+There’s quite decent batting all the way through,
+and the bowling isn’t so bad. If only we
+could have given this M.C.C. lot a really good hammering,
+it might have been easier to get some good fixtures
+for next season. You see, it’s all right
+for a school like Wrykyn, but with a small place like
+this you simply can’t get the best teams to
+give you a match till you’ve done something to
+show that you aren’t absolute rotters at the
+game. As for the schools, they’re worse.
+They’d simply laugh at you. You were cricket
+secretary at Wrykyn last year. What would you
+have done if you’d had a challenge from Sedleigh?
+You’d either have laughed till you were sick,
+or else had a fit at the mere idea of the thing.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike stopped.</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove, you’ve struck
+about the brightest scheme on record. I never
+thought of it before. Let’s get a match
+on with Wrykyn.”</p>
+
+<p>“What! They wouldn’t play us.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, they would. At least,
+I’m pretty sure they would. I had a letter
+from Strachan, the captain, yesterday, saying that
+the Ripton match had had to be scratched owing to
+illness. So they’ve got a vacant date.
+Shall I try them? I’ll write to Strachan
+to-night, if you like. And they aren’t
+strong this year. We’ll smash them.
+What do you say?”</p>
+
+<p>Adair was as one who has seen a vision.</p>
+
+<p>“By Jove,” he said at last, “if
+we only could!”</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch57">
+CHAPTER LVII<br/><br/>
+MR. DOWNING MOVES</a></h3>
+
+<p>The rain continued without a break
+all the morning. The two teams, after hanging
+about dismally, and whiling the time away with stump-cricket
+in the changing-rooms, lunched in the pavilion at
+one o’clock. After which the M.C.C. captain,
+approaching Adair, moved that this merry meeting be
+considered off and himself and his men permitted to
+catch the next train back to town. To which Adair,
+seeing that it was out of the question that there should
+be any cricket that afternoon, regretfully agreed,
+and the first Sedleigh <i>v</i>. M.C.C. match
+was accordingly scratched.</p>
+
+<p>Mike and Psmith, wandering back to
+the house, were met by a damp junior from Downing’s,
+with a message that Mr. Downing wished to see Mike
+as soon as he was changed.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s he want me for?” inquired
+Mike.</p>
+
+<p>The messenger did not know. Mr.
+Downing, it seemed, had not confided in him.
+All he knew was that the housemaster was in the house,
+and would be glad if Mike would step across.</p>
+
+<p>“A nuisance,” said Psmith,
+“this incessant demand for you. That’s
+the worst of being popular. If he wants you to
+stop to tea, edge away. A meal on rather a sumptuous
+scale will be prepared in the study against your return.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike changed quickly, and went off,
+leaving Psmith, who was fond of simple pleasures in
+his spare time, earnestly occupied with a puzzle which
+had been scattered through the land by a weekly paper.
+The prize for a solution was one thousand pounds,
+and Psmith had already informed Mike with some minuteness
+of his plans for the disposition of this sum.
+Meanwhile, he worked at it both in and out of school,
+generally with abusive comments on its inventor.</p>
+
+<p>He was still fiddling away at it when Mike returned.</p>
+
+<p>Mike, though Psmith was at first too
+absorbed to notice it, was agitated.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t wish to be in
+any way harsh,” said Psmith, without looking
+up, “but the man who invented this thing was
+a blighter of the worst type. You come and have
+a shot. For the moment I am baffled. The
+whisper flies round the clubs, ‘Psmith is baffled.’”</p>
+
+<p>“The man’s an absolute
+drivelling ass,” said Mike warmly.</p>
+
+<p>“Me, do you mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“What on earth would be the point of my doing
+it?”</p>
+
+<p>“You’d gather in a thousand
+of the best. Give you a nice start in life.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not talking about your rotten puzzle.”</p>
+
+<p>“What are you talking about?”</p>
+
+<p>“That ass Downing. I believe he’s
+off his nut.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then your chat with Comrade
+Downing was not of the old-College-chums-meeting-unexpectedly-after-years’-separation
+type? What has he been doing to you?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s off his nut.”</p>
+
+<p>“I know. But what did he
+do? How did the brainstorm burst? Did he
+jump at you from behind a door and bite a piece out
+of your leg, or did he say he was a tea-pot?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike sat down.</p>
+
+<p>“You remember that painting Sammy business?”</p>
+
+<p>“As if it were yesterday,” said Psmith.
+“Which it was, pretty nearly.”</p>
+
+<p>“He thinks I did it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why? Have you ever shown any talent in
+the painting line?”</p>
+
+<p>“The silly ass wanted me to
+confess that I’d done it. He as good as
+asked me to. Jawed a lot of rot about my finding
+it to my advantage later on if I behaved sensibly.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then what are you worrying
+about? Don’t you know that when a master
+wants you to do the confessing-act, it simply means
+that he hasn’t enough evidence to start in on
+you with? You’re all right. The thing’s
+a stand-off.”</p>
+
+<p>“Evidence!” said Mike,
+“My dear man, he’s got enough evidence
+to sink a ship. He’s absolutely sweating
+evidence at every pore. As far as I can see,
+he’s been crawling about, doing the Sherlock
+Holmes business for all he’s worth ever since
+the thing happened, and now he’s dead certain
+that I painted Sammy.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Did</i> you, by the way?” asked Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said Mike shortly,
+“I didn’t. But after listening to
+Downing I almost began to wonder if I hadn’t.
+The man’s got stacks of evidence to prove that
+I did.”</p>
+
+<p>“Such as what?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s mostly about my
+boots. But, dash it, you know all about that.
+Why, you were with him when he came and looked for
+them.”</p>
+
+<p>“It is true,” said Psmith,
+“that Comrade Downing and I spent a very pleasant
+half-hour together inspecting boots, but how does he
+drag you into it?”</p>
+
+<p>“He swears one of the boots was splashed with
+paint.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. He babbled to some
+extent on that point when I was entertaining him.
+But what makes him think that the boot, if any, was
+yours?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s certain that somebody
+in this house got one of his boots splashed, and is
+hiding it somewhere. And I’m the only chap
+in the house who hasn’t got a pair of boots
+to show, so he thinks it’s me. I don’t
+know where the dickens my other boot has gone.
+Edmund swears he hasn’t seen it, and it’s
+nowhere about. Of course I’ve got two pairs,
+but one’s being soled. So I had to go over
+to school yesterday in pumps. That’s how
+he spotted me.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith sighed.</p>
+
+<p>“Comrade Jackson,” he
+said mournfully, “all this very sad affair shows
+the folly of acting from the best motives. In
+my simple zeal, meaning to save you unpleasantness,
+I have landed you, with a dull, sickening thud, right
+in the cart. Are you particular about dirtying
+your hands? If you aren’t, just reach up
+that chimney a bit?”</p>
+
+<p>Mike stared, “What the dickens are you talking
+about?”</p>
+
+<p>“Go on. Get it over. Be a man, and
+reach up the chimney.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know what the
+game is,” said Mike, kneeling beside the fender
+and groping, “but—<i>Hullo</i>!”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah ha!” said Psmith moodily.</p>
+
+<p>Mike dropped the soot-covered object in the fender,
+and glared at it.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><a name="illus12">
+<img src="images/jmike12.jpg" alt="MIKE DROPPED THE SOOT-COVERED OBJECT IN THE FENDER" />
+</a></p>
+
+<p>“It’s my boot!” he said at last.</p>
+
+<p>“It <i>is</i>,” said Psmith,
+“your boot. And what is that red stain
+across the toe? Is it blood? No, ’tis
+not blood. It is red paint.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike seemed unable to remove his eyes from the boot.</p>
+
+<p>“How on earth did—By
+Jove! I remember now. I kicked up against
+something in the dark when I was putting my bicycle
+back that night. It must have been the paint-pot.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then you were out that night?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rather. That’s what
+makes it so jolly awkward. It’s too long
+to tell you now——”</p>
+
+<p>“Your stories are never too long for me,”
+said Psmith. “Say on!”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it was like this.”
+And Mike related the events which had led up to his
+midnight excursion. Psmith listened attentively.</p>
+
+<p>“This,” he said, when
+Mike had finished, “confirms my frequently stated
+opinion that Comrade Jellicoe is one of Nature’s
+blitherers. So that’s why he touched us
+for our hard-earned, was it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. Of course there was
+no need for him to have the money at all.”</p>
+
+<p>“And the result is that you
+are in something of a tight place. You’re
+<i>absolutely</i> certain you didn’t paint that
+dog? Didn’t do it, by any chance, in a
+moment of absent-mindedness, and forgot all about it?
+No? No, I suppose not. I wonder who did!”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s beastly awkward.
+You see, Downing chased me that night. That was
+why I rang the alarm bell. So, you see, he’s
+certain to think that the chap he chased, which was
+me, and the chap who painted Sammy, are the same.
+I shall get landed both ways.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith pondered.</p>
+
+<p>“It <i>is</i> a tightish place,” he admitted.</p>
+
+<p>“I wonder if we could get this
+boot clean,” said Mike, inspecting it with disfavour.</p>
+
+<p>“Not for a pretty considerable time.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose not. I say,
+I <i>am</i> in the cart. If I can’t produce
+this boot, they’re bound to guess why.”</p>
+
+<p>“What exactly,” asked
+Psmith, “was the position of affairs between
+you and Comrade Downing when you left him? Had
+you definitely parted brass-rags? Or did you
+simply sort of drift apart with mutual courtesies?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, he said I was ill-advised
+to continue that attitude, or some rot, and I said
+I didn’t care, I hadn’t painted his bally
+dog, and he said very well, then, he must take steps,
+and—well, that was about all.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sufficient, too,” said
+Psmith, “quite sufficient. I take it, then,
+that he is now on the war-path, collecting a gang,
+so to speak.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose he’s gone to the Old Man about
+it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Probably. A very worrying
+time our headmaster is having, taking it all round,
+in connection with this painful affair. What do
+you think his move will be?”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose he’ll send
+for me, and try to get something out of me.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>He’ll</i> want you
+to confess, too. Masters are all whales on confession.
+The worst of it is, you can’t prove an alibi,
+because at about the time the foul act was perpetrated,
+you were playing Round-and-round-the-mulberry-bush
+with Comrade Downing. This needs thought.
+You had better put the case in my hands, and go out
+and watch the dandelions growing. I will think
+over the matter.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I hope you’ll be
+able to think of something. I can’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“Possibly. You never know.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a tap at the door.</p>
+
+<p>“See how we have trained them,”
+said Psmith. “They now knock before entering.
+There was a time when they would have tried to smash
+in a panel. Come in.”</p>
+
+<p>A small boy, carrying a straw hat
+adorned with the school-house ribbon, answered the
+invitation.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I say, Jackson,”
+he said, “the headmaster sent me over to tell
+you he wants to see you.”</p>
+
+<p>“I told you so,” said Mike to Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t go,” suggested Psmith.
+“Tell him to write.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike got up.</p>
+
+<p>“All this is very trying,”
+said Psmith. “I’m seeing nothing of
+you to-day.” He turned to the small boy.
+“Tell Willie,” he added, “that Mr.
+Jackson will be with him in a moment.”</p>
+
+<p>The emissary departed.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>You’re</i> all right,”
+said Psmith encouragingly. “Just you keep
+on saying you’re all right. Stout denial
+is the thing. Don’t go in for any airy
+explanations. Simply stick to stout denial.
+You can’t beat it.”</p>
+
+<p>With which expert advice, he allowed Mike to go on
+his way.</p>
+
+<p>He had not been gone two minutes,
+when Psmith, who had leaned back in his chair, wrapped
+in thought, heaved himself up again. He stood
+for a moment straightening his tie at the looking-glass;
+then he picked up his hat and moved slowly out of
+the door and down the passage. Thence, at the
+same dignified rate of progress, out of the house and
+in at Downing’s front gate.</p>
+
+<p>The postman was at the door when he
+got there, apparently absorbed in conversation with
+the parlour-maid. Psmith stood by politely till
+the postman, who had just been told it was like his
+impudence, caught sight of him, and, having handed
+over the letters in an ultra-formal and professional
+manner, passed away.</p>
+
+<p>“Is Mr. Downing at home?” inquired Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>He was, it seemed. Psmith was
+shown into the dining-room on the left of the hall,
+and requested to wait. He was examining a portrait
+of Mr. Downing which hung on the wall, when the housemaster
+came in.</p>
+
+<p>“An excellent likeness, sir,”
+said Psmith, with a gesture of the hand towards the
+painting.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Smith,” said Mr.
+Downing shortly, “what do you wish to see me
+about?”</p>
+
+<p>“It was in connection with the
+regrettable painting of your dog, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ha!” said Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“I did it, sir,” said
+Psmith, stopping and flicking a piece of fluff off
+his knee.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap"><a name="ch58">
+CHAPTER LVIII<br/><br/>
+THE ARTIST CLAIMS HIS WORK</a></h3>
+
+<p>The line of action which Psmith had
+called Stout Denial is an excellent line to adopt,
+especially if you really are innocent, but it does
+not lead to anything in the shape of a bright and snappy
+dialogue between accuser and accused. Both Mike
+and the headmaster were oppressed by a feeling that
+the situation was difficult. The atmosphere was
+heavy, and conversation showed a tendency to flag.
+The headmaster had opened brightly enough, with a
+summary of the evidence which Mr. Downing had laid
+before him, but after that a massive silence had been
+the order of the day. There is nothing in this
+world quite so stolid and uncommunicative as a boy
+who has made up his mind to be stolid and uncommunicative;
+and the headmaster, as he sat and looked at Mike,
+who sat and looked past him at the bookshelves, felt
+awkward. It was a scene which needed either a
+dramatic interruption or a neat exit speech.
+As it happened, what it got was the dramatic interruption.</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster was just saying, “I
+do not think you fully realise, Jackson, the extent
+to which appearances—” —which
+was practically going back to the beginning and starting
+again—when there was a knock at the door.
+A voice without said, “Mr. Downing to see you,
+sir,” and the chief witness for the prosecution
+burst in.</p>
+
+<p>“I would not have interrupted
+you,” said Mr. Downing, “but——”</p>
+
+<p>“Not at all, Mr. Downing. Is there anything
+I can——?”</p>
+
+<p>“I have discovered—I
+have been informed—In short, it was not
+Jackson, who committed the—who painted my
+dog.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike and the headmaster both looked
+at the speaker. Mike with a feeling of relief—for
+Stout Denial, unsupported by any weighty evidence,
+is a wearing game to play—the headmaster
+with astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>“Not Jackson?” said the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>“No. It was a boy in the same house.
+Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith! Mike was more than surprised.
+He could not believe it. There is nothing which
+affords so clear an index to a boy’s character
+as the type of rag which he considers humorous.
+Between what is a rag and what is merely a rotten
+trick there is a very definite line drawn. Masters,
+as a rule, do not realise this, but boys nearly always
+do. Mike could not imagine Psmith doing a rotten
+thing like covering a housemaster’s dog with
+red paint, any more than he could imagine doing it
+himself. They had both been amused at the sight
+of Sammy after the operation, but anybody, except
+possibly the owner of the dog, would have thought
+it funny at first. After the first surprise, their
+feeling had been that it was a scuggish thing to have
+done and beastly rough luck on the poor brute.
+It was a kid’s trick. As for Psmith having
+done it, Mike simply did not believe it.</p>
+
+<p>“Smith!” said the headmaster. “What
+makes you think that?”</p>
+
+<p>“Simply this,” said Mr.
+Downing, with calm triumph, “that the boy himself
+came to me a few moments ago and confessed.”</p>
+
+<p>Mike was conscious of a feeling of
+acute depression. It did not make him in the
+least degree jubilant, or even thankful, to know that
+he himself was cleared of the charge. All he
+could think of was that Psmith was done for.
+This was bound to mean the sack. If Psmith had
+painted Sammy, it meant that Psmith had broken out
+of his house at night: and it was not likely
+that the rules about nocturnal wandering were less
+strict at Sedleigh than at any other school in the
+kingdom. Mike felt, if possible, worse than he
+had felt when Wyatt had been caught on a similar occasion.
+It seemed as if Fate had a special grudge against
+his best friends. He did not make friends very
+quickly or easily, though he had always had scores
+of acquaintances—and with Wyatt and Psmith
+he had found himself at home from the first moment
+he had met them.</p>
+
+<p>He sat there, with a curious feeling
+of having swallowed a heavy weight, hardly listening
+to what Mr. Downing was saying. Mr. Downing was
+talking rapidly to the headmaster, who was nodding
+from time to time.</p>
+
+<p>Mike took advantage of a pause to
+get up. “May I go, sir?” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“Certainly, Jackson, certainly,”
+said the Head. “Oh, and er—,
+if you are going back to your house, tell Smith that
+I should like to see him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>He had reached the door, when again there was a knock.</p>
+
+<p>“Come in,” said the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>It was Adair.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Adair?”</p>
+
+<p>Adair was breathing rather heavily, as if he had been
+running.</p>
+
+<p>“It was about Sammy—Sampson, sir,”
+he said, looking at Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah, we know—. Well, Adair, what
+did you wish to say?”</p>
+
+<p>“It wasn’t Jackson who did it, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, no, Adair. So Mr. Downing——”</p>
+
+<p>“It was Dunster, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Terrific sensation! The headmaster
+gave a sort of strangled yelp of astonishment.
+Mr. Downing leaped in his chair. Mike’s
+eyes opened to their fullest extent.</p>
+
+<p>“Adair!”</p>
+
+<p>There was almost a wail in the headmaster’s
+voice. The situation had suddenly become too
+much for him. His brain was swimming. That
+Mike, despite the evidence against him, should be
+innocent, was curious, perhaps, but not particularly
+startling. But that Adair should inform him,
+two minutes after Mr. Downing’s announcement
+of Psmith’s confession, that Psmith, too, was
+guiltless, and that the real criminal was Dunster—it
+was this that made him feel that somebody, in the
+words of an American author, had played a mean trick
+on him, and substituted for his brain a side-order
+of cauliflower. Why Dunster, of all people?
+Dunster, who, he remembered dizzily, had left the school
+at Christmas. And why, if Dunster had really painted
+the dog, had Psmith asserted that he himself was the
+culprit? Why—why anything? He
+concentrated his mind on Adair as the only person who
+could save him from impending brain-fever.</p>
+
+<p>“Adair!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“What—<i>what</i> do you mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“It <i>was</i> Dunster, sir.
+I got a letter from him only five minutes ago, in
+which he said that he had painted Sammy—Sampson,
+the dog, sir, for a rag—for a joke, and
+that, as he didn’t want any one here to get
+into a row—be punished for it, I’d
+better tell Mr. Downing at once. I tried to find
+Mr. Downing, but he wasn’t in the house.
+Then I met Smith outside the house, and he told me
+that Mr. Downing had gone over to see you, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Smith told you?” said Mr. Downing.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Did you say anything to him
+about your having received this letter from Dunster?”</p>
+
+<p>“I gave him the letter to read, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“And what was his attitude when he had read
+it?”</p>
+
+<p>“He laughed, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Laughed!</i>” Mr. Downing’s
+voice was thunderous.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir. He rolled about.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing snorted.</p>
+
+<p>“But Adair,” said the
+headmaster, “I do not understand how this thing
+could have been done by Dunster. He has left the
+school.”</p>
+
+<p>“He was down here for the Old
+Sedleighans’ match, sir. He stopped the
+night in the village.”</p>
+
+<p>“And that was the night the—it happened?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I see. Well, I am glad
+to find that the blame cannot be attached to any boy
+in the school. I am sorry that it is even an Old
+Boy. It was a foolish, discreditable thing to
+have done, but it is not as bad as if any boy still
+at the school had broken out of his house at night
+to do it.”</p>
+
+<p>“The sergeant,” said Mr.
+Downing, “told me that the boy he saw was attempting
+to enter Mr. Outwood’s house.”</p>
+
+<p>“Another freak of Dunster’s,
+I suppose,” said the headmaster. “I
+shall write to him.”</p>
+
+<p>“If it was really Dunster who
+painted my dog,” said Mr. Downing, “I
+cannot understand the part played by Smith in this
+affair. If he did not do it, what possible motive
+could he have had for coming to me of his own accord
+and deliberately confessing?”</p>
+
+<p>“To be sure,” said the
+headmaster, pressing a bell. “It is certainly
+a thing that calls for explanation. Barlow,”
+he said, as the butler appeared, “kindly go
+across to Mr. Outwood’s house and inform Smith
+that I should like to see him.”</p>
+
+<p>“If you please, sir, Mr. Smith is waiting in
+the hall.”</p>
+
+<p>“In the hall!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir. He arrived soon
+after Mr. Adair, sir, saying that he would wait, as
+you would probably wish to see him shortly.”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m. Ask him to step up, Barlow.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>There followed one of the tensest
+“stage waits” of Mike’s experience.
+It was not long, but, while it lasted, the silence
+was quite solid. Nobody seemed to have anything
+to say, and there was not even a clock in the room
+to break the stillness with its ticking. A very
+faint drip-drip of rain could be heard outside the
+window.</p>
+
+<p>Presently there was a sound of footsteps
+on the stairs. The door was opened.</p>
+
+<p>“Mr. Smith, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>The old Etonian entered as would the
+guest of the evening who is a few moments late for
+dinner. He was cheerful, but slightly deprecating.
+He gave the impression of one who, though sure of
+his welcome, feels that some slight apology is expected
+from him. He advanced into the room with a gentle
+half-smile which suggested good-will to all men.</p>
+
+<p>“It is still raining,”
+he observed. “You wished to see me, sir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Sit down, Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>He dropped into a deep arm-chair (which
+both Adair and Mike had avoided in favour of less
+luxurious seats) with the confidential cosiness of
+a fashionable physician calling on a patient, between
+whom and himself time has broken down the barriers
+of restraint and formality.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Downing burst out, like a reservoir that has broken
+its banks.</p>
+
+<p>“Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith turned his gaze politely in the housemaster’s
+direction.</p>
+
+<p>“Smith, you came to me a quarter
+of an hour ago and told me that it was you who had
+painted my dog Sampson.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“It was absolutely untrue?”</p>
+
+<p>“I am afraid so, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“But, Smith—” began the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith bent forward encouragingly.</p>
+
+<p>“——This is
+a most extraordinary affair. Have you no explanation
+to offer? What induced you to do such a thing?”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith sighed softly.</p>
+
+<p>“The craze for notoriety, sir,”
+he replied sadly. “The curse of the present
+age.”</p>
+
+<p>“What!” cried the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>“It is remarkable,” proceeded
+Psmith placidly, with the impersonal touch of one
+lecturing on generalities, “how frequently, when
+a murder has been committed, one finds men confessing
+that they have done it when it is out of the question
+that they should have committed it. It is one
+of the most interesting problems with which anthropologists
+are confronted. Human nature——”</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster interrupted.</p>
+
+<p>“Smith,” he said, “I
+should like to see you alone for a moment. Mr.
+Downing might I trouble—? Adair, Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>He made a motion towards the door.</p>
+
+<p>When he and Psmith were alone, there
+was silence. Psmith leaned back comfortably in
+his chair. The headmaster tapped nervously with
+his foot on the floor.</p>
+
+<p>“Er—Smith.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sir?”</p>
+
+<p>The headmaster seemed to have some
+difficulty in proceeding. He paused again.
+Then he went on.</p>
+
+<p>“Er—Smith, I do not
+for a moment wish to pain you, but have you—er,
+do you remember ever having had, as a child, let us
+say, any—er—severe illness?
+Any—er—<i>mental</i> illness?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“There is no—forgive
+me if I am touching on a sad subject—there
+is no—none of your near relatives have ever
+suffered in the way I—er—have
+described?”</p>
+
+<p>“There isn’t a lunatic
+on the list, sir,” said Psmith cheerfully.</p>
+
+<p>“Of course, Smith, of course,”
+said the headmaster hurriedly, “I did not mean
+to suggest—quite so, quite so.... You
+think, then, that you confessed to an act which you
+had not committed purely from some sudden impulse
+which you cannot explain?”</p>
+
+<p>“Strictly between ourselves, sir——”</p>
+
+<p>Privately, the headmaster found Psmith’s
+man-to-man attitude somewhat disconcerting, but he
+said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Smith?”</p>
+
+<p>“I should not like it to go any further, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I will certainly respect any confidence——”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t want anybody
+to know, sir. This is strictly between ourselves.”</p>
+
+<p>“I think you are sometimes apt
+to forget, Smith, the proper relations existing between
+boy and—Well, never mind that for the present.
+We can return to it later. For the moment, let
+me hear what you wish to say. I shall, of course,
+tell nobody, if you do not wish it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it was like this, sir,”
+said Psmith. “Jackson happened to tell
+me that you and Mr. Downing seemed to think he had
+painted Mr. Downing’s dog, and there seemed
+some danger of his being expelled, so I thought it
+wouldn’t be an unsound scheme if I were to go
+and say I had done it. That was the whole thing.
+Of course, Dunster writing created a certain amount
+of confusion.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause.</p>
+
+<p>“It was a very wrong thing to
+do, Smith,” said the headmaster, at last, “but....
+You are a curious boy, Smith. Good-night.”</p>
+
+<p>He held out his hand.</p>
+
+<p>“Good-night, sir,” said Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“Not a bad old sort,”
+said Psmith meditatively to himself, as he walked
+downstairs. “By no means a bad old sort.
+I must drop in from time to time and cultivate him.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Mike and Adair were waiting for him
+outside the front door.</p>
+
+<p>“Well?” said Mike.</p>
+
+<p>“You <i>are</i> the limit,” said Adair.
+“What’s he done?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing. We had a very pleasant chat,
+and then I tore myself away.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you mean to say he’s not going to
+do a thing?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not a thing.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you’re a marvel,” said Adair.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith thanked him courteously. They walked on
+towards the houses.</p>
+
+<p>“By the way, Adair,” said
+Mike, as the latter started to turn in at Downing’s,
+“I’ll write to Strachan to-night about
+that match.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s that?” asked Psmith.</p>
+
+<p>“Jackson’s going to try
+and get Wrykyn to give us a game,” said Adair.
+“They’ve got a vacant date. I hope
+the dickens they’ll do it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I should think they’re certain to,”
+said Mike. “Good-night.”</p>
+
+<p>“And give Comrade Downing, when
+you see him,” said Psmith, “my very best
+love. It is men like him who make this Merrie
+England of ours what it is.”</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>“I say, Psmith,” said
+Mike suddenly, “what really made you tell Downing
+you’d done it?”</p>
+
+<p>“The craving for——”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, chuck it. You aren’t
+talking to the Old Man now. I believe it was
+simply to get me out of a jolly tight corner.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith’s expression was one of pain.</p>
+
+<p>“My dear Comrade Jackson,”
+said he, “you wrong me. You make me writhe.
+I’m surprised at you. I never thought to
+hear those words from Michael Jackson.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I believe you did, all
+the same,” said Mike obstinately. “And
+it was jolly good of you, too.”</p>
+
+<p>Psmith moaned.</p>
+
+<h3 class="chap">
+<a name="ch59">
+CHAPTER LIX<br/><br/>
+SEDLEIGH <i>v</i>. WRYKYN</a></h3>
+
+<p>The Wrykyn match was three-parts over,
+and things were going badly for Sedleigh. In
+a way one might have said that the game was over, and
+that Sedleigh had lost; for it was a one day match,
+and Wrykyn, who had led on the first innings, had
+only to play out time to make the game theirs.</p>
+
+<p>Sedleigh were paying the penalty for
+allowing themselves to be influenced by nerves in
+the early part of the day. Nerves lose more school
+matches than good play ever won. There is a certain
+type of school batsman who is a gift to any bowler
+when he once lets his imagination run away with him.
+Sedleigh, with the exception of Adair, Psmith, and
+Mike, had entered upon this match in a state of the
+most azure funk. Ever since Mike had received
+Strachan’s answer and Adair had announced on
+the notice-board that on Saturday, July the twentieth,
+Sedleigh would play Wrykyn, the team had been all on
+the jump. It was useless for Adair to tell them,
+as he did repeatedly, on Mike’s authority, that
+Wrykyn were weak this season, and that on their present
+form Sedleigh ought to win easily. The team listened,
+but were not comforted. Wrykyn might be below
+their usual strength, but then Wrykyn cricket, as
+a rule, reached such a high standard that this probably
+meant little. However weak Wrykyn might be—for
+them—there was a very firm impression among
+the members of the Sedleigh first eleven that the
+other school was quite strong enough to knock the
+cover off <i>them</i>. Experience counts enormously
+in school matches. Sedleigh had never been proved.
+The teams they played were the sort of sides which
+the Wrykyn second eleven would play. Whereas Wrykyn,
+from time immemorial, had been beating Ripton teams
+and Free Foresters teams and M.C.C. teams packed with
+county men and sending men to Oxford and Cambridge
+who got their blues as freshmen.</p>
+
+<p>Sedleigh had gone on to the field
+that morning a depressed side.</p>
+
+<p>It was unfortunate that Adair had
+won the toss. He had had no choice but to take
+first innings. The weather had been bad for the
+last week, and the wicket was slow and treacherous.
+It was likely to get worse during the day, so Adair
+had chosen to bat first.</p>
+
+<p>Taking into consideration the state
+of nerves the team was in, this in itself was a calamity.
+A school eleven are always at their worst and nerviest
+before lunch. Even on their own ground they find
+the surroundings lonely and unfamiliar. The subtlety
+of the bowlers becomes magnified. Unless the
+first pair make a really good start, a collapse almost
+invariably ensues.</p>
+
+<p>To-day the start had been gruesome
+beyond words. Mike, the bulwark of the side,
+the man who had been brought up on Wrykyn bowling,
+and from whom, whatever might happen to the others,
+at least a fifty was expected—Mike, going
+in first with Barnes and taking first over, had played
+inside one from Bruce, the Wrykyn slow bowler, and
+had been caught at short slip off his second ball.</p>
+
+<p>That put the finishing-touch on the
+panic. Stone, Robinson, and the others, all quite
+decent punishing batsmen when their nerves allowed
+them to play their own game, crawled to the wickets,
+declined to hit out at anything, and were clean bowled,
+several of them, playing back to half-volleys.
+Adair did not suffer from panic, but his batting was
+not equal to his bowling, and he had fallen after hitting
+one four. Seven wickets were down for thirty
+when Psmith went in.</p>
+
+<p>Psmith had always disclaimed any pretensions
+to batting skill, but he was undoubtedly the right
+man for a crisis like this. He had an enormous
+reach, and he used it. Three consecutive balls
+from Bruce he turned into full-tosses and swept to
+the leg-boundary, and, assisted by Barnes, who had
+been sitting on the splice in his usual manner, he
+raised the total to seventy-one before being yorked,
+with his score at thirty-five. Ten minutes later
+the innings was over, with Barnes not out sixteen,
+for seventy-nine.</p>
+
+<p>Wrykyn had then gone in, lost Strachan
+for twenty before lunch, and finally completed their
+innings at a quarter to four for a hundred and thirty-one.</p>
+
+<p>This was better than Sedleigh had
+expected. At least eight of the team had looked
+forward dismally to an afternoon’s leather-hunting.
+But Adair and Psmith, helped by the wicket, had never
+been easy, especially Psmith, who had taken six wickets,
+his slows playing havoc with the tail.</p>
+
+<p>It would be too much to say that Sedleigh
+had any hope of pulling the game out of the fire;
+but it was a comfort, they felt, at any rate, having
+another knock. As is usual at this stage of a
+match, their nervousness had vanished, and they felt
+capable of better things than in the first innings.</p>
+
+<p>It was on Mike’s suggestion
+that Psmith and himself went in first. Mike knew
+the limitations of the Wrykyn bowling, and he was convinced
+that, if they could knock Bruce off, it might be possible
+to rattle up a score sufficient to give them the game,
+always provided that Wrykyn collapsed in the second
+innings. And it seemed to Mike that the wicket
+would be so bad then that they easily might.</p>
+
+<p>So he and Psmith had gone in at four
+o’clock to hit. And they had hit.
+The deficit had been wiped off, all but a dozen runs,
+when Psmith was bowled, and by that time Mike was
+set and in his best vein. He treated all the
+bowlers alike. And when Stone came in, restored
+to his proper frame of mind, and lashed out stoutly,
+and after him Robinson and the rest, it looked as
+if Sedleigh had a chance again. The score was
+a hundred and twenty when Mike, who had just reached
+his fifty, skied one to Strachan at cover. The
+time was twenty-five past five.</p>
+
+<p>As Mike reached the pavilion, Adair
+declared the innings closed.</p>
+
+<p>Wrykyn started batting at twenty-five
+minutes to six, with sixty-nine to make if they wished
+to make them, and an hour and ten minutes during which
+to keep up their wickets if they preferred to take
+things easy and go for a win on the first innings.</p>
+
+<p>At first it looked as if they meant
+to knock off the runs, for Strachan forced the game
+from the first ball, which was Psmith’s, and
+which he hit into the pavilion. But, at fifteen,
+Adair bowled him. And when, two runs later, Psmith
+got the next man stumped, and finished up his over
+with a c-and-b, Wrykyn decided that it was not good
+enough. Seventeen for three, with an hour all
+but five minutes to go, was getting too dangerous.
+So Drummond and Rigby, the next pair, proceeded to
+play with caution, and the collapse ceased.</p>
+
+<p>This was the state of the game at
+the point at which this chapter opened. Seventeen
+for three had become twenty-four for three, and the
+hands of the clock stood at ten minutes past six.
+Changes of bowling had been tried, but there seemed
+no chance of getting past the batsmen’s defence.
+They were playing all the good balls, and refused
+to hit at the bad.</p>
+
+<p>A quarter past six struck, and then
+Psmith made a suggestion which altered the game completely.</p>
+
+<p>“Why don’t you have a
+shot this end?” he said to Adair, as they were
+crossing over. “There’s a spot on
+the off which might help you a lot. You can break
+like blazes if only you land on it. It doesn’t
+help my leg-breaks a bit, because they won’t
+hit at them.”</p>
+
+<p>Barnes was on the point of beginning
+to bowl, when Adair took the ball from him. The
+captain of Outwood’s retired to short leg with
+an air that suggested that he was glad to be relieved
+of his prominent post.</p>
+
+<p>The next moment Drummond’s off-stump
+was lying at an angle of forty-five. Adair was
+absolutely accurate as a bowler, and he had dropped
+his first ball right on the worn patch.</p>
+
+<p>Two minutes later Drummond’s
+successor was retiring to the pavilion, while the
+wicket-keeper straightened the stumps again.</p>
+
+<p>There is nothing like a couple of
+unexpected wickets for altering the atmosphere of
+a game. Five minutes before, Sedleigh had been
+lethargic and without hope. Now there was a stir
+and buzz all round the ground. There were twenty-five
+minutes to go, and five wickets were down. Sedleigh
+was on top again.</p>
+
+<p>The next man seemed to take an age
+coming out. As a matter of fact, he walked more
+rapidly than a batsman usually walks to the crease.</p>
+
+<p>Adair’s third ball dropped just
+short of the spot. The batsman, hitting out,
+was a shade too soon. The ball hummed through
+the air a couple of feet from the ground in the direction
+of mid-off, and Mike, diving to the right, got to
+it as he was falling, and chucked it up.</p>
+
+<p>After that the thing was a walk-over.
+Psmith clean bowled a man in his next over; and the
+tail, demoralised by the sudden change in the game,
+collapsed uncompromisingly. Sedleigh won by thirty-five
+runs with eight minutes in hand.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>Psmith and Mike sat in their study
+after lock-up, discussing things in general and the
+game in particular.</p>
+
+<p>“I feel like a beastly renegade,
+playing against Wrykyn,” said Mike. “Still,
+I’m glad we won. Adair’s a jolly good
+sort, and it’ll make him happy for weeks.”</p>
+
+<p>“When I last saw Comrade Adair,”
+said Psmith, “he was going about in a sort of
+trance, beaming vaguely and wanting to stand people
+things at the shop.”</p>
+
+<p>“He bowled awfully well.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Psmith.
+“I say, I don’t wish to cast a gloom over
+this joyful occasion in any way, but you say Wrykyn
+are going to give Sedleigh a fixture again next year?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, have you thought of the
+massacre which will ensue? You will have left,
+Adair will have left. Incidentally, I shall have
+left. Wrykyn will swamp them.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose they will. Still,
+the great thing, you see, is to get the thing started.
+That’s what Adair was so keen on. Now Sedleigh
+has beaten Wrykyn, he’s satisfied. They
+can get on fixtures with decent clubs, and work up
+to playing the big schools. You’ve got to
+start somehow. So it’s all right, you see.”</p>
+
+<p>“And, besides,” said Psmith,
+reflectively, “in an emergency they can always
+get Comrade Downing to bowl for them, what? Let
+us now sally out and see if we can’t promote
+a rag of some sort in this abode of wrath. Comrade
+Outwood has gone over to dinner at the School House,
+and it would be a pity to waste a somewhat golden opportunity.
+Shall we stagger?”</p>
+
+<p>They staggered.</p>
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