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+<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75432 ***</div>
+
+ <div class="titlepage">
+ <hr>
+ <div class="xlarge mt5 mb5" style="line-height: 2.5em;"><span class="gesperrt2" style="font-size: 80%;">AN</span><br>
+ <span class="gesperrt4 xxxlarge">ACCOUNT</span><br>
+ <span class="gesperrt2" style="font-size: 80%;">OF THE</span><br>
+ <span class="gesperrt6 xxxxlarge">GIANTS</span><br>
+ <span class="smcap">Lately Discovered</span>.
+ </div>
+
+ <hr>
+ <div class="large mt5 mb2">(Price One Shilling.)</div>
+ </div>
+
+ <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+ <p class="hang">This Work is entered in the Hall-Book of the <span class="smcap">Company</span> of
+ <span class="smcap">Stationers</span>, according to Act of Parliament; whoever Prints it,
+ or any Part thereof, will be prosecuted as the Law directs.</p>
+
+ <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+ <div class="titlepage">
+ <h1 class="xlarge mt5" style="line-height: 2.5em; margin-bottom: 7%;"><span class="gesperrt3" style="font-size: 80%;">AN</span><br>
+ <span class="gesperrt4 xxxlarge">ACCOUNT</span><br>
+ <span class="gesperrt2" style="font-size: 80%;">OF THE</span><br>
+ <span class="gesperrt6 xxxxlarge">GIANTS</span><br>
+ LATELY DISCOVERED;
+ </h1>
+ <div class="mb5 large">In a Letter to a Friend in the Country.</div>
+
+ <hr>
+ <div class="gesperrt6 mt5 mb2">LONDON:</div>
+
+ <div class="mb2">Printed for <span class="smcap"><span class="gesperrt2">F. Noble</span></span>, opposite <i>Gray's-Inn,<br>
+ Holborn</i>.</div>
+ <hr class="short">
+ <div class="mt2 mb5">MDCCLXVI.</div>
+ </div>
+
+ <hr>
+ <hr>
+ <div class="chapter">
+ <span class="pagenum" id="Page_1">1</span>
+ <h2 class="nobreak lh2" id="An_Account_of_the_GIANTS_LATELY_DISCOVERED">An <span class="smcap">Account</span> of the<br>
+ <span class="gesperrt6 xxxxlarge">GIANTS</span><br>
+ LATELY DISCOVERED.</h2>
+ </div>
+
+ <p><em>Dear Will</em>,</p>
+
+ <p class="drop-cap">THOUGH People in the Country are enough disposed to believe Wonders,
+ yet are they prudently apt to suspend giving Credit to all that are
+ sent from <em>London</em>, except of a political Cast. You good Folks
+ still believe in an uninterrupted Generation of Patriots; and though
+ they so seldom come to Years <span class="pagenum" id="Page_2">2</span>of Maturity, you trust in them as fast as
+ they are produced in St. <em>Stephen</em>'s Chapel. For other monstrous
+ Births, you are fonder of them, the farther they come. Ghosts and
+ Witches are entirely of your own Growth. Excepting the famous Ghost of
+ a Sound in <em>Cock-Lane</em>, from which the Methodists expected such a
+ rich Harvest, (for what might not a rising Church promise itself from
+ such well imagined Nonsense as the Apparition of a Noise?) I think
+ many, many Years have elapsed, since the Capital could boast of having
+ regenerated a Spirit. Your Sagacity will therefore incline you to doubt
+ the marvellous Account I am going to give you of a new discovered Race
+ of Giants.</p>
+
+ <p>Perhaps you will take the Relation for some political Allegory, or
+ think it a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">3</span>new vamped Edition of <em>Swift</em>'s Brobdignags. My good
+ Friend, it is neither the one nor the other; though I must own, a
+ political Mystery, and a wonderful one too, for it is really kept a
+ Secret.—The very Crew of the Ship who saw Five Hundred of these lofty
+ Personages, did not utter a word of the Matter for a whole Year; and
+ even now, that a general Idea has taken wind, can scarce be brought to
+ give any Particulars to their most intimate Friends.</p>
+
+ <p>All that the Public can yet learn, is, that Captain <em>Byron</em> and
+ his Men have seen on the Coast of <em>Patagonia</em> Five Hundred Giants
+ on Horseback. Giants? you will cry, what do you call Giants? why,
+ my Friend, not Men of Fifty or an Hundred Feet high, yet still very
+ personable Giants, and much taller than any <span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">4</span>Individual ever exhibited
+ at <em>Charing Cross</em>. Come, what do you think of Nine or Ten Feet
+ high? and what do you think of Five Hundred such? will Mrs. —— cry,
+ "pish, That is no Giant, it is only a well made Man?"</p>
+
+ <p>I am told, for I am no reader of Travels, that this Gigantic Nation
+ was known to exist as early as the discovery of that Continent:
+ That Sir <em>John Narborough</em> mentions them; and of late Years,
+ <em>Maupertuis</em>. The <em>Spaniards</em> assert that they have long been
+ acquainted with their existence—So they you see can keep a Secret
+ too. But the Reasons given why we know so little of the Matter, are,
+ that few Ships ever touch on that Coast, standing more out to Sea, in
+ order to double the <em>Cape</em>, and that these Giants are a roving
+ Nation, and seldom come <span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">5</span>down to the Coast; and then I suppose, only
+ <em>to bob for Whales</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>You will be eager to know a great deal more than I can tell you; but
+ thus much I think is allowed. That Captain <em>Byron</em> being on that
+ Coast, saw a Body of Men at a distance on very small Horses; as they
+ approached, he perceived that the Horses were common-sized Horses, but
+ that the Riders were enormously tall, though I do not hear that their
+ Legs trailed much on the Ground. This was fine Game for a Man sent on
+ Discoveries. The Captain and part of his Crew immediately landed, on
+ which Messieurs the Giants as quickly retreated. Whether this Timidity
+ was owing to the Terror which the <em>English</em> Arms have struck
+ into all Parts of the known, and I conclude, unknown World; whether
+ <span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">6</span>they took Captain <em>Byron</em> for Mr. <em>Pitt</em>; whether they took
+ our Men for <em>Spaniards</em>, whose name must be in Horror to all
+ <em>Americans</em>; or whether they had any apprehensions of Fire-Arms,
+ I cannot tell. Be that as it may, the more the Captain and his Men
+ advanced, the faster the Giants kept trotting off. Seeing this, the
+ Captain took a bold and sensible Resolution: he ordered his Men to
+ lay down their Arms and remain Stock still, himself alone advancing.
+ I doubt much whether <em>Homer</em> would have cared to venture his
+ <em>Jupiter</em> alone against Five Hundred <em>Titans</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>Captain <em>Byron</em>'s <em>Titans</em> had more of the <em>Scavoir
+ vivre</em>, and seeing him advance alone, stopped. He came up with
+ them, and addressed them in all the Languages he knew, and that they
+ did not. They <span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">7</span>replied in the Giant-Tongue, which I am told a very
+ reverend Critic, upon the Strength of one Syllable which the Captain
+ remembered, affirms is plainly <em>Phœnician</em>. The Captain not being
+ Master of that exceedingly useful and obsolete Language, had the
+ Misfortune of not comprehending a Word they said. Had he been a deep
+ Scholar, he would undoubtedly have had recourse to Hieroglyphics, which
+ the Learned tell us was the first Way of conveying Instruction: But I
+ must beg leave to observe that it was very lucky the Captain had not
+ so much Erudition. I do not know whether he can draw or not, but most
+ probably if he can, he had not his Implements with him. At most perhaps
+ a Black-Lead Pencil, or a Pen and Ink, and the Cover of a Letter. He
+ could not with such Tools have asked many Questions; and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">8</span>as the Giants
+ are probably not better Painters than the <em>Egyptians</em>, he would
+ have understood their Answers as little as the Learned do the Figures
+ on Obelisks. Thus he would have lost his Time, and got no Information;
+ or what is worse to every Man but a Critic, have made a thousand absurd
+ Guesses. The Captain having a great Deal more Sense, and the Savages
+ some, they naturally fell into that <em>Succedaneum</em> to Language,
+ Signs. Yet I do not hear that either Side gained much Information.</p>
+
+ <p>The first Thing, or rather first Sign, he said to them in this Dilemma,
+ was, <em>sit down</em>, which he explained by sitting down on the Ground
+ himself. The poor good Giants understood him, dismounted, and sat down
+ too. It is said, but far be it from me to affirm it, that when the
+ Captain <span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">9</span>(who I am told is upwards of Six Feet) rose again, the nearest
+ Giant to him, tho' sitting, was taller than he.</p>
+
+ <p>An Hour or two was spent in fruitlesly endeavouring to understand one
+ another: All I hear the Captain comprehended, was, that the Giants
+ invited him very civily to go with them into the Woods, where, I
+ suppose, <em>Gigantopolis</em> stands, and their King resides, who, no
+ doubt, is at least two Feet taller than the tallest of his Grenadiers.
+ The Captain declined the Offer, at which these polite Savages expressed
+ much Concern, but never once, as any still more polite People would
+ have done, attempted to force him.</p>
+
+ <p>When he took his leave they remained motionless, and continued so, as
+ he observed <span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">10</span>by his Glasses, till the Ship was out of their Sight.</p>
+
+ <p>Very few other Particulars are come to my Knowledge, except that
+ they were clothed in Skins of Beasts, and had their Eyes painted of
+ different Colours; that they had no Weapons, but Spears pointed with
+ Fish-Bones, that they devour Fish raw, and that they showed great
+ Repugnance to taste any Liquids offered to them by the Captain; and
+ that though they were too polite absolutely to refuse his Toast, they
+ spit the Liquor out of their Mouths again; whether from Apprehension
+ of Intoxication or Poison, is not certain: However it looks as if they
+ had some Notion of such <em>European</em> Arts. What is more remarkable;
+ the Weather being very severe at that Season, the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">11</span>whole Colossal Troop
+ seemed as sensible of the Cold, and shivered like us little delicate
+ Mortals of Six Feet high. They had a few Giantesses with them, but as
+ the Captain did not survey them with the small End of his Spying-Glass,
+ I do not hear that he was much struck with their Charms.</p>
+
+ <p>This, my dear Friend, is all the Satisfaction I can give you. However I
+ am proud to be the first who has communicated this important Discovery
+ to <em>Europe</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>The Speculations it has already occasioned, and will occasion,
+ are infinite. The Wolf of the <em>Gevaudan</em>, that Terror of the
+ <em>French</em> Monarchy, is already forgotten. Naturalists, Politicians,
+ Divines, and Writers of Romance, have a new Field opened to them. The
+ Scale of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">12</span>Being ascends; we mount from the Pigmies of <em>Lapland</em> to
+ the Giants of <em>Patagonia</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>You will ask, but I cannot answer you, Whether the Scale of the
+ Country is in proportion to such Inhabitants? Whether their Oaks are
+ half as lofty again as the <em>British</em>; and such is your Zeal for
+ <em>England</em>, you will already figure a Fleet built of their Timber.
+ How large is the Grain of their Corn? of what Size their Sheep, Cows,
+ and Poultry? Do not go and compute by <em>Gulliver</em>'s Measures, and
+ tell me that a populous Nation of such Dimensions would devour the
+ Products of such a Country as Great <em>Tartary</em> in half a Year.
+ Giants there are; but what proportionable Food they have, except
+ Elephants and Leviathans, is more than I can tell. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">13</span>They probably do
+ not live upon Bantam-Chickens.</p>
+
+ <p>As you are still more of a Politician than a Naturalist, you will
+ be impatient to know if Captain <em>Byron</em> took Possession of the
+ Country for the Crown of <em>England</em>, and to have his Majesty's
+ Stile run, <span class="smcap">George</span> the Third, by the Grace of <span class="smcap">God</span>,
+ King of <em>Great-Britain, France, Ireland, and the Giants</em>! You will
+ ask why some of their Women were not brought away to mend our Breed,
+ which all good Patriots assert has been dwindling for some Hundreds of
+ Years; and whether there is any Gold or Diamonds in the Country? Mr.
+ <em>Whitfield</em> wants to know the same Thing, and it is said intends a
+ Visit for the Conversion of these poor blinded Savages.</p>
+
+ <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">14</span></p>
+
+ <p>As soon as they are properly civilized, that is, enslaved, due care
+ will undoubtedly be taken to specify in their Charter that these Giants
+ shall be subject to the Parliament of <em>Great-Britain</em>, and shall
+ not wear a Sheep's Skin that is not legally Stamped. A Riot of Giants
+ would be very unpleasant to an Infant Colony. But Experience, I hope,
+ will teach us, that the invaluable Liberties of <em>Englishmen</em> are
+ not to be wantonly scattered all over the Globe. Let us enjoy them
+ ourselves, but they are too sacred to be communicated. If Giants once
+ get an Idea of Freedom, they will soon be our Masters instead of our
+ Slaves. But what Pretensions can they have to Freedom? They are as
+ distinct from the common Species as Blacks, and by being larger, may
+ be more useful, I would advise our prudent Merchants <span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">15</span>to employ them
+ in the Sugar Trade; they are capable of more Labour; but even then
+ they must be worse treated, if possible, than our Black Slaves are;
+ they must be lamed and maimed, and have their Spirits well broken,
+ or they may become dangerous. This too will give a little respite to
+ <em>Africa</em>, where we have half exhausted the Human, I mean, the
+ Black Breed, by that wise maxim of our Planters, that if a Slave lives
+ Four Years, he has earned his Purchase-Money, consequently you may
+ afford to work him to Death in that time.</p>
+
+ <p>The Mother Country is not only the First, but ought to be the sole
+ Object of our political Considerations. If we once begin to extend the
+ Idea of the Love of our Country, it will embrace the Universe, and
+ consequently annihilate <span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">16</span>all Notion of our Country. The Romans, so much
+ the Object of modern Admiration, were with difficulty persuaded to
+ admit even the rest of <em>Italy</em> to be their Countrymen. The true
+ Patriots never regarded any thing without the Walls of <em>Rome</em>,
+ except their own <em>Villas</em>, as their Country. Every thing was done
+ for immortal <em>Rome</em>, and it was immortal <em>Rome</em> that did
+ every thing. Conquered Nations, which to them answered to discovered
+ Nations with us, for they conquered as fast as they discovered, were
+ always treated accordingly; and it is remarkable that two Men equally
+ famous for their Eloquence have been the only Two that ever had the
+ weakness to think that conquered Countries were intituled to all the
+ Blessings of the Mother Country. <em>Cicero</em> treated <em>Sicily</em>
+ and <em>Cilicia</em> as tenderly as the District <span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">17</span>of <em>Arpinum</em>, and
+ I doubt it was the folly of that Example that misled his too exact
+ Imitator on a late occasion. However, the Giants must be impressed
+ with other Ideas: Bless us, if like that Pigmy old <em>Oliver</em>, they
+ should come to think the Speaker's Mace a Bawble!</p>
+
+ <p>What have we to do with <em>America</em>, but to conquer, enslave, and
+ make it tend to the Advantage of our Commerce? shall the noblest
+ Rivers in the World roll for Savages? shall Mines teem with Gold for
+ the Natives of the Soil? and shall the World produce any Thing but for
+ <em>England</em>, <em>France</em>, and <em>Spain</em>? It is enough that the
+ Overflowings of Riches in those three Countries are every Ten Years
+ wasted in <em>Germany</em>.</p>
+
+ <p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">18</span></p>
+
+ <p>Still, my political Friend, I am not for occupying <em>Patagonia</em>, as
+ we did <em>Virginia</em>, <em>Carolina</em>, &amp;c. such might be the Politics
+ of Queen <em>Elizabeth</em>'s Days. But modern Improvements are wiser. If
+ the Giants in question are Masters of a rich and flourishing Empire, I
+ think they ought to be put under their Majesties, a <em>West-Indian</em>
+ Company; the Directors of which may retail out a small Portion of their
+ Imperial Revenues to the Proprietors, under the Name of a Dividend.
+ This is an excellent Scheme of Government totally unknown to the
+ Ancients. I can but think how poor <em>Livy</em> or <em>Tacitus</em> would
+ have been hampered in giving an Account of such an <em>imperium in
+ imperio</em>. <em>Cassimirus Alius Caunus</em>, (for they latinized every
+ proper Name, instead of delivering it, as uncouthly pronounced by their
+ <span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">19</span>Soldiers and Sailors) would have sounded well enough: But Dividends,
+ Discounts, <em>India</em> Bonds, <em>&amp;c.</em> were not made for the Majesty
+ of History. But I am wandering from my Subject; though, while I am
+ talking of the Stocks and Funds, I could chalk out a very pretty New
+ South-Sea Scheme, <em>à propos</em> to the <em>Patagonians</em>. It would
+ not ruin above Half the Nation, and would make the Fortunes of such
+ industrious Gentlemen, as during the Want of a War in <em>Germany</em>
+ cannot turn Commissaries.</p>
+
+ <p>Command is the Object of every Man's Ambition; but by the impolitic
+ Assent of Ages and Nations to Hereditary Monarchy, you must be begotten
+ on a Queen, or are for ever excluded from wearing a Diadem; except in a
+ very few Instances; as in <em>Poland</em>, where the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">20</span>Throne is elective;
+ in <em>Corsica</em>, where they will not acknowledge Hereditary Right
+ in the Republic of <em>Genoa</em>; in <em>Russia</em>, where a Soldier's
+ Trull succeeded her Husband the <em>Czar</em>, and where there are other
+ Ways of succeeding a Husband; in <em>Peru</em> where they are tired of
+ exchanging their Gold for Tyrants; and in <em>Paraguay</em>, where the
+ Outcasts of the Earth, and the Inventors of the Oath of Obedience,
+ have thrown off all Submission to their Prince, and having mounted the
+ Throne, will probably renounce the Oath of Chastity too. But it is to
+ <em>England</em> that Persons of the lowest Birth are indebted for the
+ Invention and Facility of weilding at least Part of a Scepter. Buy
+ but an <em>India</em> Bond and you have a Property in the Kingdom of
+ <em>Bengal</em>. Rise to be a Director, and the <em>Mogul</em> has not more
+ Power <span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">21</span>appointing and displacing Nabobs. <em>Indian</em> Sovereigns may
+ now be born in <em>Threadneedle-Street</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>What the Government means by pocketing a whole Nation of Giants, is
+ not to be conceived. It ought again to draw down the Vengeance of
+ their Antagonists on the present Ministers. I am sure they have done
+ nothing worse. Who knows but at this Instant they may be preparing to
+ pour in Forty or Fifty thousand Giants upon us? Their Love of Liberty,
+ their Tenderness of the Constitution, their Lenity, Mildness and
+ Disinterestedness, their Attention to the Merchants, in short, all
+ their Virtues may be affected, and only calculated to lull us asleep,
+ until the fatal Blow is struck. I own my Apprehensions are gloomy; yet,
+ thank <span class="smcap">God</span>, we have a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">22</span>pretty tall Opposition, who will not
+ suffer us to be enslaved by any Thing higher than themselves.</p>
+
+ <p>In the mean Time, till we know something of the Matter, it is to be
+ hoped, that all speculative Authors, who are so kind as to govern and
+ reform the World through the Channel of the News Papers, will turn
+ their Thoughts to Plans for settling this new acquired Country. I
+ call it new acquired, because whoever finds a Country, though Nobody
+ has lost it, is from that Instant intitled to take a Possession of
+ it for himself, or his Sovereign. <em>Europe</em> has no other Title
+ to <em>America</em>, except Force and Murder, which are rather the
+ executive Parts of Government than a Right. Though <em>Spain</em>
+ pretends a Knowledge of our Giants, she has forfeited all Pretensions
+ to their Allegiance, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">23</span>by concealing the Discovery; as is plain from
+ the Decision of the <em>Canon</em> Law, <em>Tit. de novis regionibus non
+ abscondendis</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>The first Thought that will occur to every good Christian, is, that
+ this Race of Giants ought to be exterminated, and their Country
+ colonized; but I have already mentioned the great Utility that may
+ be drawn from them in the Light of Slaves. I have also said, that
+ a moderate Importation might be tolerated for the Sake of mending
+ our Breed; but I would by no Means come into a Project I have heard
+ dropped, and in which Propagation would not be concerned, I mean the
+ Scheme of bringing over a Number of Giants for second Husbands to
+ Dowagers. <em>Ireland</em> is already kept in a State of Humiliation. We
+ check their <span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">24</span>Trade, and do not allow them to avail themselves of the
+ best situated Harbours in the World. Matrimony is their only Branch of
+ Commerce unrestricted, and it would be a most crying Injustice to clog
+ that too.</p>
+
+ <p>In truth, we are not sufficiently acquainted with these Goliaths to
+ decide peremptorily on their Properties. No Account of them has been
+ yet transmitted to the Royal Society: But it would be exceedingly
+ adviseable, that a Jury of Matrons should be sent in the next
+ embarkation to make a report; and old Women for old Women, I would
+ trust to the Analysis of the Matrons in preference to that of the
+ Philosophers.</p>
+
+ <p>I will now, my Friend, drop the political Part of this Discussion, and
+ inform <span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">25</span>you what effect this Phænomenon has had on another Set of Men.
+ It has started an obvious and very perplexing Question, <em>viz.</em>
+ whether these Giants are <em>Aborigines</em>; if they are not, from which
+ of the Sons of <em>Noah</em> are they descended, and in that case how we
+ shall account for this extraordinary increase of Stature?</p>
+
+ <p>The modern Philosophers are peremptory that these Giants are
+ <em>Aborigines</em>, that is, that their Country has been inhabited
+ by Giants from the Creation of the World. The Scriptures, say those
+ Gentlemen, mention Giants, but never posterior to the Flood; whence we
+ ought to believe that they perished in the General Deluge. Neither,
+ add they, are we told that any Son of <em>Noah</em> was of Stature
+ supereminent to his Brethren. Yet we will <span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">26</span>suppose, say they, that some
+ of their Defendants might have Shot up to an Extraordinary height,
+ without Notice being taken of it in Sacred Writ. Nay, they allow that
+ this increase of Stature might not have appeared till after the Date of
+ Holy Writ. Yet is it credible, say they, that a race of Giants should
+ have been formed, and remain unknown to all Ages, all Nations, all
+ History? Did these Monsters pass unobserved from the most Eastern Part
+ of the Continent (the supposed Communication by which <em>America</em>
+ was peopled) to the Northern Parts of the other World, and migrate
+ down that whole Continent to the most Southern Point of it, without
+ leaving any Trace, even by Tradition, in the memory of Mankind? Or are
+ we to believe, that Tribes of Giants sailed from <span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">27</span><em>Africa</em> to
+ <em>America</em>? What Vessels wafted them? Was Navigation so perfected
+ in the infant Ages of the World, that Fleets enormously larger than
+ any now existing were constructed for the transportation of a Race of
+ <em>Polyphemes</em>? Or to come to the Third Point, is it the Climate
+ that has ripened them, as <em>Jamaica</em> swells Oranges to Shadocks,
+ to this stupendous Volume? But North and South of them are Men of
+ the ordinary size, nor has the same Latitudes produced any thing
+ similar. Natural Philosophers cannot account for it, therefore Divines
+ certainly can; and when this People shall be better known, I do not
+ doubt but the Mystery will be cleared up; for as these Giants have
+ indubitably remained unmixed longer than any other People, we shall
+ probably discover stronger Traces <span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">28</span>of their <em>Jewish</em> Origin. Their
+ Cult is in all likelihood less corrupted from that of the Sons of
+ <em>Noah</em>, than is to be found elsewhere: their Language possibly the
+ Genuine <em>Hebrew</em>, not <em>Phœnician</em>; and if I might hazard a
+ Conjecture, these Giants are probably the Descendants of the Ten Tribes
+ so long lost, and so Fruitlessly sought by the Learned; and having
+ deviated less from the true Religion of their Forefathers, may have
+ been restored so, or preserved in their primitive Stature and Vigour. I
+ offer this Opinion with much Modesty, though I think it more reasonable
+ than any <em>Hypothesis</em> I have yet heard on the Subject.</p>
+
+ <p>Whatever their Religion shall appear to be, it will be matter of great
+ Curiosity. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">29</span>We scarce know of any People, except the <em>Hottentots</em>,
+ or the <em>Heroes</em>, who lived in the Days of <em>Fingal</em>, among
+ whom no Traces of any Religious Notions or Worship have been discovered.</p>
+
+ <p>If they are not <em>Jews</em>, but Idolaters, the Statues of their
+ Divinities, their sacrificing Instruments, or whatever are the Trinkets
+ of their Devotion, will be great Rarities, and worthy of a place in any
+ Museum.</p>
+
+ <p>Their Poetry will be another Object of Inquiry, and if their Minds are
+ at all in proportion to their Bodies, must abound in the most lofty
+ Images, in the true Sublime. Oh! If we could come at an Heroic Poem
+ penned by a Giant! We should see other Images than our <span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">30</span>puny Writers of
+ Romance have conceived; and a little different from the Cold Tale of a
+ late notable Author, who did not know better what to do with his Giant
+ than to make him grow till he shook his own Castle about his own Ears.</p>
+
+ <p>In short, my good Friend, here is ample Room for Speculation: but I
+ hope we shall go calmly and systematically to Work: that we shall not
+ exterminate these poor Monsters till we are fully acquainted with their
+ History, Laws, Opinions, Police, <em>&amp;c.</em> that we shall not convert
+ them to Christianity, only to cut their Throats afterwards; that Nobody
+ will beg a Million of Acres of Giant-Land, till we have determined what
+ to do with the present Occupiers: <span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">31</span>and that we shall not throw away
+ Fifteen or Twenty Thousand Men in conquering their Country, as we did
+ at the <em>Havannah</em>, only to restore it to the <em>Spaniards</em>:</p>
+
+ <p class="mt5"><em>July 1, 1766.</em></p>
+
+ <p class="center mt5">Your's,</p>
+
+ <p class="right mt5"><em>S. T.</em></p>
+
+ <hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+ <div class="transnote">
+ <div class="large center"><b>Transcriber’s Notes:</b></div>
+ <ul class="spaced">
+ <li>Obvious typographical errors have been silently corrected.</li>
+ <li> Antiquated spelling is unchanged.</li>
+ <li>Cover is the frontispiece to <cite>A Voyage Round the World, In His Majesty's Ship
+ The Dolphin, Commanded by the Honourable Commodore Byron (1767)</cite>,
+ the book that this book satirizes.<br>Caption: <i>A Sailor giving a Patagonian Woman some
+ Biscuit for her Child.</i></li>
+ </ul>
+ </div>
+
+<div style='text-align:center'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75432 ***</div>
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