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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 77896 ***
+
+
+
+
+ MASQUERADES
+
+
+
+
+ THE LATEST LIBRARY NOVELS
+
+ _Seven Shillings & Sixpence Net Each_
+
+
+ _A WISE FOOL_ _Edward Charles Reed_
+
+_This is the Prize-Winning Novel in the John Long (2nd) £500 Prize
+Competition for the Best_ First _Novel. John Long’s previous £500 Prize
+Competition for the Best_ First _Novel was won by Emmeline Morrison
+with her Novel, “Good Grain,” probably one of the most popular novels
+published in recent years_.
+
+ THE WOMAN TEMPTED THE COUNTESS OF CATHCART
+ THE FACE IN THE NIGHT EDGAR WALLACE
+ THE MARQUISE RING E. W. SAVI
+ MASQUERADES SHANE LESLIE
+ THE CHALLENGE NAT GOULD
+ DESIRE OF THE DESERT ARTHUR APPLIN
+ BURNT BRIDGES TEMPLE LANE
+ THE HIDDEN HOUR J. B. HARRIS-BURLAND
+ THE ROSE OF ALGIERS CECIL H. BULLIVANT
+ THE VENUS GIRL LESLIE BERESFORD (“PAN”)
+ TIGER RIVER ARTHUR O. FRIEL
+ THE LAIRD WINIFRED DUKE
+ THE DAY OF RECKONING E. ALMAZ STOUT
+ THE SEA DEMONS H. M. EGBERT
+ THE BREAD OF DEPENDENCE EDMUND B. D’AUVERGNE
+ THE DANCING GIRL GASTON LEROUX
+ THE ARREST FREDERICK BROCK
+ THE INVISIBLE NET J. J. BELL
+ STORM HALLIWELL SUTCLIFFE
+ THE WORLD OUTSIDE HAROLD MACGRATH
+ THE CRÊPE DE CHINE WIFE AMY J. BAKER
+ THE MYSTERY OF WO-SING A. G. HALES
+ THE COMPULSORY MILLIONAIRE W. HAROLD THOMSON
+ BARNEY S. B. H. HURST
+ THREE OF A KIND EMMELINE MORRISON
+ JOAN PETERSON--SPORT MARGARET ARMSTRONG
+ THE LEGACY FROM NOWHERE PETER GLADWIN
+ ROOM 13 EDGAR WALLACE
+ CHÉRI-BIBI, MYSTERY MAN GASTON LEROUX
+ THE END OF A CIGARETTE EDWARD GELLIBRAND
+ MARGOT’S PROGRESS (3s. 6d. net) DOUGLAS GOLDRING
+
+ JOHN LONG, LTD., Publishers, LONDON
+ And at all Libraries and Booksellers everywhere
+
+
+
+
+ MASQUERADES
+
+ STUDIES IN THE MORBID
+
+ BY
+
+ SHANE LESLIE
+
+
+ AUTHOR OF
+ “THE OPPIDAN,” “DOOMSLAND,” ETC.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+ London
+
+ John Long, Limited
+
+ 12, 13 & 14 Norris Street, Haymarket
+
+ [_All rights reserved_]
+
+
+
+
+ Made and
+ Printed in
+ Great Britain
+ Copyright, 1924, by
+ John Long, Limited
+ All rights reserved
+
+ _Readers are requested to note that all the characters in this book
+ are purely fictitious, and the names are not intended to refer to any
+ real persons_
+
+
+
+
+ “Masks, masking and unmasking of masks; all is
+ Masquerade.”--APOCRYPHA OF SOLOMON.
+
+ “_Seigneur, mon Dieu, vous le Créateur, vous le maître; vous qui avez
+ fait la Loi et la Liberté; vous le Souverain qui laissez faire, vous
+ le juge qui pardonnez; vous qui êtes plein de motifs et de causes
+ et qui avez peut-être mis dans mon esprit le goût de l’horreur pour
+ convertir mon cœur comme la guérison au bout d’une lame; Seigneur,
+ ayez pitié, ayez pitié des fous et des folles! O Créateur! peut-il
+ exister des monstres aux yeux de Celui-là seul qui sait pourquoi ils
+ existent, comment ils se sont faits et comment ils auraient pu ne pas
+ se faire?_”--
+
+ FROM BAUDELAIRE’S FAMILY PRAYERS.
+
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ TO THE ENTERTAINING SOUL
+ OF THAT SUPERFINE WRITER
+ FREDERICK ROLFE BARON CORVO
+ IN PURGATORY
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ THE POPE’S TEMPTATION 11
+
+ CONNEMARA 24
+
+ INSPIRATION 43
+
+ BALTHASAR THE CRUEL 59
+
+ A SAVING PHANTASM 75
+
+ JEALOUSY 83
+
+ THE DRUMMER OF GORDONMUIR 96
+
+ THE SUPREME COMPLIMENT 110
+
+ A STUDY IN SMOKE 121
+
+ THE MISSIONARY 131
+
+ MIDIR AND ETAIN 169
+
+ KATHLEEN 177
+
+ JOHN SALTUS 197
+
+ LOADED DICE 214
+
+ AT THE HIGH TABLE 225
+
+ A SAINT 235
+
+ CANNES 252
+
+ THE NECROPHILE 264
+
+ THE BEAU GESTE 282
+
+ THE EVIL EYE 299
+
+ THE WEIRD GILLY 312
+
+ TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE
+
+
+
+
+THE BIG LITERARY EVENT OF 1924
+
+THE JOHN LONG £500 PRIZE NOVEL
+
+A WISE FOOL
+
+By EDWARD CHARLES REED
+
+
+“A Wise Fool,” by Edward Charles Reed, the Prize-Winning Novel in
+the John Long (2nd) £500 Prize Competition for the Best First Novel,
+gained the distinction from among several hundred Novels sent in.
+It is an exceptionally brilliant Novel, written on really original
+lines. Revealing high literary quality, the story, which is modern in
+atmosphere, is such as to make the widest appeal. It is a throbbing
+tale in which love, adventure, romance and passion are skilfully
+combined. There is no gainsaying the ineffable charm of the narrative
+nor the lovableness of certain of its characters. In Edward Charles
+Reed, the publishers and their advisers have the firm conviction they
+have discovered an author destined to make an enduring reputation by
+his Novels. It will be recalled that John Long’s previous £500 Prize
+Competition for the Best First Novel was won by Emmeline Morrison
+with her Novel, “Good Grain,” probably one of the most popular Novels
+published in recent years.
+
+
+ _Ready Autumn, 1924. Crown 8vo, Cloth, 7s. 6d. net_
+ JOHN LONG, LTD., Publishers, LONDON
+
+
+
+
+MASQUERADES
+
+
+
+
+THE POPE’S TEMPTATION
+
+
+Under the great Dome that floated like a golden bubble upon the red
+tranquillity of the sea of sunset lay the indecipherable shadow of
+a crumbling City. It was a City of secular silences, and yet it was
+filled with the murmur of the prayers of those who were long dead.
+It was a City of many mansions and narrow streets, of slow-filling
+fountains and great dumb doorways. Upon the time-eaten walls were set
+windows, whose dust-shrouded panes separated the twilight without from
+the twilight within. In that City was no sign of mart nor sound of
+amusement.
+
+Under the Dome stretched the great palace. Through corridors of jacinth
+and chalcedony-coloured marble stirred a quiet and unending business.
+It was a business that seemed to have begun in the faraway centuries
+and to move towards slow fulfilment with the ending of the world. From
+time to time the noiseless shadows of men in sable-coloured dress
+moved through the corridors or passed into the darkness of the rooms.
+Some were slashed with sashes of scarlet as of hyssop or with purple
+as of grapes, all of which had high liturgical significance, but
+they made little show compared to the soldiery guarding the gates.
+Behind balustrades of alabaster and upon snowy marble floors stood the
+guardians of the gates. They were magnificently clothed in yellow and
+black and vermilion, as though to signify very clearly that their watch
+was not withdrawn in the golden morning nor in the red of noon nor yet
+in the pitchy darkness of the night.
+
+Behind the gaudy metallurgic gates and past the long corridors of the
+colour of jacinth and chalcedony, fenced in an inner chamber by men,
+whose swords turned every way, an old man rested in a chair of cedar
+wood. The lineaments of his face and the folds of his garments were as
+white as fretted ivory. A white cap circled his silver hair. His eyes
+were like two wicks burning in a lamp of snowstone. His feet were shod
+with shoes whiter than wool. Upon each shoe was woven a crosslet of
+tinsel thread. At a little distance it gave the appearance of the print
+of a nail of gold. The old man sat resting.
+
+Arranged upon shelves of camphor wood and behind crystal panes were
+a few very precious presents from contemporary but mundane rulers.
+The table, upon which the old man rested his arm, was a souvenir from
+the Emperor of the Sun in recognition of his recovery from water on
+the knee by the timely application of a miraculous medal. It was
+exquisitely inlaid with the solar radiations that Celestial Royalty
+affect on their notepaper. The old man was sometimes seized with a
+thought of irony. He himself was the only child of a sunburnt peasant.
+Nevertheless, since he had accepted the Pontifical Maximate, his Arms
+were the Keys of Heaven and of Hell, and his seal was the Seal of the
+Holy Fisherman.
+
+Other very marvellous gifts there were. Upon the pallid marbles
+stretched carpets dyed azure with the blood of shell-fish found only in
+the Solomon Archipelago. They had been brought by the Queen of Sheba,
+a most devout soul, then living as a comfortable exile in Paris. In
+the corner stood a life-size lion of gilded bronze with eyes of red
+carbuncle sent from the King of the Sahara, who also was a god after
+his manner. His love of studied effect was well known to explorers, and
+was often mentioned in the Press. In an opposite corner was another
+table of pea-green marble all blurred and blotched in a pattern of
+streaks, the gift of the Lord of the Everlasting Snows in default of
+his ancient allegiance. From the old man’s girdle of white camel-hair
+hung a rosary of tawny beads which his devoted liegeman of the Isles
+in the North had robbed from the strange Hyperboreans, who are of such
+near kindred to the seals that they may be dispensed to take them in
+marriage when there is a shortage of their own stock. The floor was of
+worn pavement of onyx stone presented to the predecessors of the old
+man upon the Throne of the Fisherman by an Oriental Sovereign so long
+ago that his name had been forgotten among his own people. And his
+people in turn had been forgotten by the historians, which showed that
+they had deserved well of the gods.
+
+The old man was glancing through some parchment papers, which his
+scribes had written in clear script but in a character without
+character. His scribes all wrote alike, and they wrote in a language
+that was dead. As the old man finished reading each parchment, of
+his spontaneous clemency he affixed his minuscule initials and the
+year of his Pontificate. The parchments showed that his duties were
+manifold, that he had the souls both of kings and of children in his
+keeping, that he was the anointed Reader of Scripture to the Nations,
+that the Calendar of the Saints was in his keeping and jurisdiction.
+One parchment was the Ban of the greater excommunication of the
+Great Mogul, who had audaciously removed the feet of the pontifical
+ambassador when he omitted to remove his episcopal sandals. A lesser
+excommunication there was directed unto the King of the Wends, who had
+married three wives albeit in his sleep, and his court chaplain had
+considerately forwarded a certificate that his Master was suffering
+from sleeping sickness. Over and above the scroll and screed of
+all these precious documents was inscribed in Stephens’ indelible
+blue-black ink the supreme style and bearing of the old man, to wit
+“THE SERVANT OF THE SERVANTS OF GOD.”
+
+As the night drew apace, the old man felt very tired, and his hands
+seemed weighed down as though with invisible chains. He had indeed
+spent a very tiring day. Before dawn had broken in streams of white
+fire upon the Dome, he had been roused from his slumbers to say his
+prayers. Chamberlains clad in dark green velvet with gold chains
+enlinking the pontifical cipher had led him to a velvet stool to
+meditate awhile on the four last things, which shall come to man and
+woman and priest. The ritual forbade him to eat until he had offered
+sacrifice upon the High Altar where none but he was allowed. He had
+been brought under the Dome on a palanquin of gilded lattice-work and
+carried by carriers in the gestatorial uniform into the Basilica of the
+Holy Fisherman. And at the High Altar facing the people he had sung the
+Liturgy, moving now to one side and then to the other behind the six
+golden candle-sticks. Like a huge-headed moth with heavy scaled wings
+he had seemed in the white blaze. And all the while the Holy College
+had stood and moved and prayed around him in scarlet, and the crying
+of the singers had never ceased. When he sat back upon the Throne that
+is above all earthly thrones he had felt faint for food. His secret
+Chamberlains had upheld him while his private flabellifers had fanned
+him with the great festal fans of ostrich plume. It had been the Feast
+day of Him whose emerald enamelled his waxen finger and whose Keys he
+carried in his consecrated girdle. The emerald had once served as an
+optic glass to the Fantastic World Emperor, who had been indiscreet
+enough to use the Servants of God to illuminate his gardens at night.
+
+The hours had passed slowly for the old man watching his venerable
+acolytes and eminent assistants through the clouds of incense smoke.
+From time to time his closing eyes had lighted on the great Image of
+the Divine Fisherman, which was enthroned opposite to him. Time had
+made the Image as black as bitumen except for the feet, which the pious
+lips of pilgrims had burnished till they shone like molten bronze. And
+each time he had thought of the stupendous stewardship for which he
+must one day give account. He remembered too the quiet days of study in
+his hermitage before he was burdened with the nets of the Fisherman.
+Peace and happiness he had forfeited since the dread night when the
+three score and ten Princes of the Holy Blood had chosen him by secret
+balloting in a golden chalice to be Lord over them. Since that night
+men had come from the ends of the world to thrust their burdens upon
+him, though his own burden seemed sufficient. Tears had anointed his
+waxen cheeks and fallen like transparent drops upon his richly chased
+chasuble, upon the stellar stole and upon the jewelled maniple which
+hung from his wrist like some dead humming-bird.
+
+But the multitude perceived not that he wept, for his eyes were
+turned away from them toward the great Image, which was clothed in
+the likeness of the vesture of God. Upon the head of the great Image
+the Acolytes had set a treble crown signifying the Sovereignty of the
+Gate that is Above and of the Gate that is Below and of the Gates of
+Twilight, which lead neither to Heaven nor to Hell. In the hands of
+the Image were clutched the Great Keys and, though the philosophers of
+the world made light thereof and though the rulers of the world acted
+as though it were otherwise, there was no doubt to the folk but that
+they symboled the Keys of Heaven and of Hell. From the shoulders to the
+sandals of the Image hung a cope of frosted gold, and it was fastened
+with a lock of living sapphire. Dire and doomful was the face upon the
+Image of the Fisherman, and the Image filled the shadow of one pillar
+of the Great Basilica. Now each pillar of the Basilica was about the
+thickness of a mortal man’s house.
+
+When the Liturgy was finished, there arose a Deacon with archacolytes
+at his side in scarlet vestments, and bowed to the old man, and
+straightway the silver trumpets sounded through the Dome as it were
+the sound of a single reed of an organ or as the note of a sea-wave
+in the hollow of a sea-shell. And all the Princes of the Holy Blood
+arose and processed slowly before the old man as he was carried from
+the Basilica over the heads of the people. When he was lifted above
+the heads of the people he raised his hand higher to bless them. His
+fingers fluttered like the wing of a tired dove moving upon the face of
+many waters. And all the people moaned like the thunder of the tide, “O
+Priest and O King, live for ever!”
+
+When they had brought him within the Palace, they disrobed him of his
+heavy vesture and gave him a piece of broiled fish to eat, and to
+quench his thirst a slice of pomegranate seethed in old wine. It was
+the hour when he should receive the pilgrims, who came from all over
+the World-that-is to beg his favour in the World-to-come, or to ask the
+eleemosynary aid or the autoscript of the old man; others for dispense
+to make forbidden espousals within the circle of blood and others to
+be annulled of theirs for ever. To each and to all he spoke softly but
+surely, saying, “This may I give to you, and I give it to you without
+price,” or “Of this it is not permitted to give you, and I give it to
+you not at all.” After the pilgrims had passed upon their way, the
+old man gave audience to his own ambassadors in the presence-chamber.
+They wore thin chains of gold and Symbols set with amethyst or emerald
+according to their degree in the Sacred Precedence. As each went his
+way, the soldiers of the guard raised and let fall their spears.
+
+Lastly there had come to the door a Lord of the Most Holy, Indeviable
+and Undeniable Inquisition. He was clad in white samite and hooded, so
+that the guard looked not on his face. Him the old man bade be seated
+and do swiftly whatsoever he was come to do. And the Lord Inquisitor
+bowed himself to the ground and kissed the old man’s feet. Then he
+arose and heard the old man’s confession such as he was bound to
+confess daily, saying to him: “Let my Lord reveal whatever evil he
+hath done or caused other to do, and every evil word he hath spoken or
+caused other to speak and every evil thought that hath crossed the mind
+of my Lord’s Holiness even unto the shadow of the shadow.”
+
+And the old man searched into his own mind and reported gravely, “O
+my Lord, thy Lord searcheth and findeth no evil done or deemed this
+day save the great weariness thy Lord felt in the continual presence
+of the Servants of God.” The Lord Inquisitor looked grave as in his
+duty bound and answered, “This even were a sin, O my Lord, for when
+the eyes of the Fisherman grow weary then are the nets broken.” And
+he bade him say the Seven Penitential Psalms and to pray for the soul
+of the Lord Inquisitor. And when he had received the Absolution of
+the Lord Inquisitor, the old man smiled for the first time that day.
+Then the Lord Inquisitor had knelt to receive the old man’s blessing
+and the great green emerald moved symbolwise upon the air. Delicately
+and discreetly as a dancing master, who had corrected the steps of an
+innocent child, the Lord Inquisitor passed into the corridor. His head
+was shrouded once more and bowed as though he had conned the pages of
+some very secret and sacred book. As he passed, the soldiers saluted
+him but fearfully, knowing the office which was his. It was his to
+unlock and lock the soul of him who kept the Keys of Heaven and Hell.
+
+The old man was awearied and his Chamberlain brought him a little broth
+of bread and wine, saying to him as of set ceremony: “Gall He had to
+eat and vinegar to drink.” When he had eaten, they led him into a small
+ungarnished room to sleep. And the day was the thousandth day of his
+pontificate, and the night was the thousandth and first.
+
+With the dawn of dark unto the dark of dawn the movement of men to and
+fro ceased under the Dome. The old man slept and forgot his visitors of
+the day. Yet there stood a visitor at the outer gates. For less than
+a moment of that which is called Time a Shadow darkened the Gateway.
+Through the corridors which were of marble, the colour of jacinth and
+chalcedony, passed the Shadow. And within the small ungarnished room
+it sank into shape. No legate announced this visitant, no Chamberlain
+ushered it past the doors, and no soldier of the many, who stood
+guarding the gates moved his spear-head in salute. The old man neither
+stirred nor spoke in his slumber. But on the horizons of sleep he
+beheld a vast panorama as of a desert stretching around and beyond him.
+Sands that glittered like yellow silk in the garish sunlight, rocks and
+caves there were, sands stretching endlessly. In the dead distance a
+dot of jet moved and grew larger and larger until it seemed to be like
+an eagle flying across the mirage of the air. When it was quite close
+it was grown to the stature of a man. And a Voice proceeded, saying to
+the old man who watched aghast: “Art thou not lonely in thy weariness
+and weary in thy loneliness?”--employing a remarkable zeugma of speech.
+
+The old man answered: “Nay, for He Whose servants I serve is
+continually present with me.”
+
+And the other answered: “There is none with thee, for in the wilderness
+every soul is one and alone, and here there is neither God nor Man--for
+even thyself art above all mankind and but a little lower than the
+gods.”
+
+“I know not who or whence thou art,” cried the old man, “but thou
+speakest false, for I am not as God and I see the footprints of a man
+in the sands before me.”
+
+And the other, laughing horribly, said: “The footprints that thou seest
+were left by One That was not Man.”
+
+Then the old man grimly remembered his office and answered with the
+tongue that is indefectible from truth: “Nay, but most truly He also
+was Man, and let whosoever denieth be Anathema!”
+
+The other, finding him not unwary, spoke again: “I know thee who thou
+art, thou holy one. Would’st thou not be set amongst thine own people
+again and see the place of thine own home?” To the old man’s anguish
+rose a vision of his father’s house and his mother’s hens feeding on
+the tiny midden under the little vineyard where he played as a child.
+With a parched tongue the old man would have made stress to answer him,
+but the plains swayed suddenly in his sight and he perceived the sun
+turn to blood and himself compassed by a cloud darker than darkness and
+felt himself carried through the thin air, unable to stir or speak,
+until he stood planted above the world upon a gilded pinnacle of the
+Great Basilica. Below his feet in the distances crowds of people
+vibrated as though the carcass of the earth had rotted and had become a
+moving mass of maggots.
+
+And the Voice whispered to him: “I have set thee, O thou holy one, upon
+the pinnacle of the Temporal Power that thou mightest be a sign in the
+sight of all men and strengthen their faith. Cast thyself down from
+hence and the Angels of Him, Whom thou servest, shall watch over thee
+and keep thy foot lest it be dashed against a stone.”
+
+The old man answered: “With desire have I desired to go down unto the
+multitudes, that I might become a servant where they have made me a
+Prince, but it is not given unto me to fulfil my own will in this
+generation.”
+
+It seemed then as though seven vials of darkness had been loosed from
+the sky and that a cloud of iron hemmed the temples of his brain,
+and that he was being lifted whither he knew not. When his eyes were
+opened, he perceived that he was upon the top of an exceedingly high
+mountain and that a light shone at his feet, which was not the light of
+the sun nor of the moon nor yet of the stars. He beheld and lo! it was
+a great glamour from the jewelled crowns and diamond sceptres of the
+Kings of this world. They were all gathered at the foot of the mountain
+and their armies were ranged behind them across the plains as far as
+the eye could reach. And in the estuaries of the far-away seas the
+masts of their ships and galleons trembled like a forest of reeds. And
+again the Voice spoke to him, saying: “All the Kingdoms and Dominions
+and Principalities that you behold, these all will I give unto thee
+with all that they contain and possess if thou wilt genuflect to me but
+once.”
+
+And the old man, knowing out of memory what his answer should be,
+murmured: “Get thou behind me, for it is written that thou shalt not
+tempt the Lord thy God nor even the Servant of the Servants of the Lord
+thy God.” Then the Voice that had spoken to him out of the shadow fled
+away like a shrill wind moaning to itself in the wilderness. Beyond the
+plains of the earth and estuaries of the sea it passed into a wail of
+despair. And the wail died away.
+
+In the dead of the night the old man cried out aloud, and the
+Chamberlains thrust their gold chains upon their necks and hurried to
+his side, and the guards lit their torches and crashed their spears to
+the salute. And the old man questioned his Chamberlains, saying: “Who
+hath come in, and who hath come out, and who hath questioned me when
+I slept?” They answered: “No one hath questioned the Holiness of our
+Lord, for no one hath entered in.” And the captain of the guards swore
+that not so much as a shadow had passed between the spear-points of
+his men. In the morning the old man sent for the Lord Inquisitor and
+revealed to him all that had happened in the night. With the answers to
+the dire Voice which had proceeded from the shadow the Lord Inquisitor
+was well satisfied. And he asked him how he had replied to the Voice
+tempting him to see again the place of his father’s house and the
+little cottage and the vineyard and the tiny midden and his mother’s
+hens, and the old man trembled, saying he had not known how to give
+answer, for his tongue had become parched to his mouth.
+
+And the Lord Inquisitor, who was an apt theologian, said: “It was well
+that the Voice that spoke from the shadow passed to deal thee other
+temptation.”
+
+“With desire that is greater than desire have I desired to return unto
+my own home,” said the old man, “but he that tempted me did not press
+me above my strength, carrying me away to the top of the Basilica when
+I could not give answer.” And the Lord Inquisitor answered: “He that
+tempted my Lord dared not continue lest he should remember his own
+home, for he too hath been separated from the place of his desire and
+of his beginning and of his love. And how shall he tempt others of
+temptation that he himself is worse than tempted of? For others may
+yield to temptation, but the Tempter cannot yield unto his, which is as
+a terrible desire possessing him. He can only be tortured, not tempted,
+for the home which he hath lost is eternal. The home which the Holiness
+of my Lord hath deigned to desire but hath consented not to revisit is
+but an earthly one.”
+
+“Frankly, then,” said the Pope, “the Devil is home-sick.”
+
+“Damned home-sick,” said the Grand Inquisitor.
+
+
+
+
+CONNEMARA
+
+
+I have been highly recommended in the scholastic world, though that is
+not what I have set out to say. I left the London Board School with a
+caseful of certificates, and later I gained the highest honours at the
+Training College before entering my mission as a teacher. There was
+only one phrase in my final dossier which might be read in a derogatory
+sense. It was to the effect that my extreme common sense supplanted all
+trace of imagination. Heaven knows that no such deficiency can be laid
+to my credit now. I am even supposed to have imbibed a little madness.
+But to return!
+
+After several years passed in the normal teaching curriculum I began
+to experience a desire for change, to which the steadiest and least
+neurotic are liable. But I did not feel that I was indulging in
+anything fantastic when I applied for the post of governess abroad.
+The Agency replied that no suitable place was on their books, but that
+if I cared to consider Ireland among exotics, they could offer me
+occupation with an old Irish family on the Connemara borders. Though
+entirely (I am not sure whether to say blissfully) ignorant of Ireland,
+I felt that any change would save my mind from becoming rutted in the
+monotonous. The terms were generous and the work promised to be light.
+I was expected to accompany three children in their play-hours. There
+was no specific mention of lessons. I forwarded my formal acceptance
+with a selection of diplomas. A week passed before I received an
+answer in Early Victorian copperplate with all the flourishes of our
+ancestral script. It was written by some local schoolmaster presumably
+in the hedge, if not the liquor-shop, and was intended to convey the
+instructions of the fine old Irish family aforesaid:
+
+
+ “GREEK KALENDS, May, 1888,
+
+ “Gortinealy Schoolhouse.
+
+ “REVERED MADAM,
+
+ “I am instructed by my laudable and proficient patron, Mr. Sinnach,
+ hereditary proprietor of Gortinealy and _fundator optimus_ of the
+ above seminary, to write you word that your letter has been by me
+ examined and found syllabically correct. We have made trial of
+ your enclosed diplomacies and pending special consideration by Mr.
+ Halloran, our esteemed Curate, with whose sententious monograph
+ on the Irish Round Towers the London School Board is doubtless
+ acquainted, and by Mr. McGrath, the gombeen man down the road, we
+ duly pronounce them creditable to yourself and printer. These ensigns
+ of learning we duly return with our patron’s command to present
+ yourself at a near date (next fairday preferred) at Gortinealy
+ terminus.
+
+ “I remain your obedient and certificated _frère_,
+
+ TIMOTHEUS O’HUSSEY.
+
+ “_Postscriptum ad demonstrandum._--I may divulge that I have had Mr.
+ Sinnach’s children under mensal and manual instruction since last
+ lambing. They are already acquaint with Copying, Mathematics and
+ Dithyrambics.--T. O’H.”
+
+I must say that I felt a little puzzled by this effusion and quite
+failed to perceive the pedantic jealousy of the local sage jutting
+between the lines. I went to our Carnegie library and read all I could
+discover about Irish Round Towers, including one of Moore’s Melodies
+which I learnt by heart. Mr. Halloran’s treatise was unfortunately
+unknown. I suspected that the Postscript was a variation of the poor
+old joke which includes Education under the three R’s, Reading,
+’Riting, and ’Rithmetic. Mathematics no doubt corresponded with the
+latter. Copying was writing, but Dithyrambics was Greek to me. I hunted
+in a dictionary and found it really was Greek, in fact “an ancient
+Greek metre peculiar to Dionysian strains.” Even so it conveyed nothing
+to my mind. I afterwards discovered that it must have been meaningless
+to the writer no less, whose chief object had been to overawe a rival
+with his own knowledge.
+
+Meantime I dispatched a telegram of acceptance, and shipped myself to
+a southern port of Ireland. I shall always remember arriving in the
+early dawn. It was a hot July, and a gossamer of greyish pink trailed
+from the inland mountains into the pearly bay. Behind the yellow tidal
+rocks the bright green branches of trees pierced the mist. It was like
+a picture at the Kensington Art School. As soon as it became day, it
+began to drizzle, and whether the sun was shining or not, it continued
+to drizzle at intervals all day. I realised that I had changed climates
+at least. I am prepared to admit that the Irish climate is as tropical
+as its admirers claim, but I add that it always remains at the rainy
+season!
+
+On landing in the rain I discovered to my surprise that no inhabitant
+carried an umbrella. My sunshade (for it was July) was the only human
+contrivance besides the slates on the house-tops for baffling the
+elements. I passed down the unsheltered quays to a weather-beaten,
+groggy-looking building labelled TEMPERANCE HOTEL. A passing drayman
+kindly picked up my luggage, which would otherwise have been abandoned.
+At the hotel door I asked the host how much I should pay the driver.
+“Nothing at all!” he answered; “but come in and eat for the Glory of
+God, for you must be famished.” After breakfast I asked if I could be
+driven to the railway station, and again what fare I was expected to
+provide. “The old man will give ye a lift,” I was told, “he’s bound
+that way.” And as I stared in reply, my host continued: “’Tis a lone
+widdy woman he takes ye for, and he thinks it would be unlucky to take
+money off ye.” I thought of London busmen!
+
+I was indignantly asserting my real state in life, but he explained
+that a fresh young woman travelling in black clothes could only be
+taken for a widow woman, and maybe seeking a mate! Again I expostulated
+as to my intentions, for he seemed interested in my welfare, and we
+chatted until my train was due and indeed long after, for he was sure
+that no train would ever be so inconvenient as to leave for Gortinealy
+at the right hour. By the time I was driven to the station I had learnt
+several lessons not often propounded in London Board Schools, including
+that of Irish Hospitality. I spent another hour at the station talking
+with the driver. I could not help asking him why we had not seen a
+single umbrella that day. Did nobody possess one? “Ye lie!” he answered
+kindly; “every son’s mother and mother’s daughter of them does trot out
+an umbrella on fairdays.”
+
+“Why fairdays?” I asked.
+
+“To keep the flour and the tea dry, of course,” was the reply. And I
+queried no more.
+
+Then I boarded the train and after endless tours and detours, during
+which I vaguely dreamed I had crossed the Alps and the Steppes,
+I reached Gortinealy towards midnight. It was pitch dark and the
+atmosphere was filled with melting clouds. It was not till I saw it in
+the morning that I realised that it was not a place at all, at least
+not to London eyes, for it consisted of a sprawled line of cabins,
+some with thatch and some under slate, surrounded by driving mists and
+stationary swamps as far as the eye cared to reach. It was loose space
+rather than fixed locality.
+
+A kind of deputation awaited me in the station. There was the Curate,
+and I felt that his bulging silk hat must be lined with the famous
+manuscript on the Round Towers. There were two grooms in faded hunting
+coats and top-boots, and a weird personage, whom I immediately
+recognised by the quill pens over each ear as my certificated _frère_,
+Timotheus O’Hussey. Their attentions overwhelmed me. The Curate patted
+my back, the grooms confiscated my luggage, and Timotheus burbled a
+little Latin. I heard him saying: “_Salve Domina!_” How I love the
+Irish, and yet I would rather teach conic sections to elfs in Hell than
+return as a governess to their country! They immediately offered me
+refreshment in their very refreshing way. When they discovered that I
+had found food at the port of entry they were immensely surprised, it
+not being a fairday. Still, they insisted on my eating home-made bread
+in the signalling box and gulping some tea as black as coaldust. “Is
+it far to the house?” I asked.
+
+“Not far in daylight but a good step after midnight,” was the
+mystifying reply--“maybe getting on for ten miles.” And my heart sank,
+for I had been provided with the certain piece of mathematic knowledge
+that seven English miles went to five Irish. I climbed with set mouth
+into the high-braced trap. The Curate who had been sent to meet me made
+a charming little speech of welcome into the arms of the family, who,
+I was painfully aware, were still distant by fourteen miles. Then he
+stepped into the night. The two grooms threw my luggage into the rear
+and held it down as though it were a live thing. Timotheus sat at my
+side in front handling the reins as fantastically, I guessed, as the
+pen. And so we started to rock and crash through the night.
+
+I immediately began to feel terribly silent and lonely. Thank heavens
+one of the axles creaked. It seemed like my last connection with the
+civilised world of streets and wheels. A trace of starlight struggled
+through the dripping cloudbanks, throwing a little silver gauze upon
+the country-side until I could discern a stretch of waste and wood on
+either side. One remote scrub was pointed out with a whip flick as the
+grandest corner in the world for finding a fox. There were no fences,
+but the road was lined by huge boulders, which so far from being there
+for macadamising purposes I learnt were lapidary trifles brushed out of
+the roadway itself. I began to wish I had taken a course of geology,
+which might have been more illuminating to me than geography at the
+moment. I was dead tired, but I pricked my ears when I heard Timotheus
+enlarging on the pleasures and magnificences of the Big House, to say
+nothing of the royal descents of his laudable patron, and his three
+children whom he alluded to as “bright-eyed Homerians.” With inspiring
+gravity he gave me to understand that he had recently introduced them
+to the Greek Syntax. I gathered as well that Mr. Sinnach was a mighty
+hunter and spent his time driving and tearing the foxes out of the
+woods and the mountains and the ditches. Timotheus assured me that he
+did not so much enjoy the fox-hunting as he hated the foxes “with the
+illustrious hate of a Lucifer crossed in love.”
+
+For two hours we jogged and jolted through a stretch of that primitive
+void called Irish landscape before the carriage lights suddenly haled a
+whitewashed portico out of the gulf of night. “Welcome to Gortinealy,”
+I heard a soft voice say a minute later. It was Mr. Sinnach, the
+Master, as they called him. I shall never forget the first time I saw
+him standing with his red hunting coat in the lamplight. He had been
+waiting to receive me in all his war paint. He was a real gentleman,
+though I used often to shudder hearing him swear. As he led me
+courteously into his stronghold I looked round for my luggage. One of
+the grooms was throwing it to the other in the window. I looked back
+into the night. Between me and civilisation stretched a Sahara of Wet.
+Warm, however, was the oak-lined hall within, adorned with innumerable
+guns, skins and antlers. At the top of a rickety old stair they lit
+a silver candlestick for me and motioned me down a long passage. At
+the end was my room, which possessed a key that would have unlocked
+the Tower of London. I felt as tired as though I had been through
+examinations.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I was still in my travelling dress when I awoke the next morning and
+looked out of the window into a courtyard. Beyond the wall lay the
+end of the world. I changed and hurried downstairs, but there was no
+sign of human life. A servant appeared and familiarly informed me that
+my charges had celebrated my arrival by taking to the mountains on
+ponies, and that the Master himself always gave the clock a good start
+on mornings there was no hunt. Between his long hours in bed and his
+longer hours in the hunting field or among his horses and hounds, I
+used to see him very little during my stay at Gortinealy, for all his
+leisure time was divided between stables and kennel.
+
+But the children, two boys and a girl, proved more delightful company
+than a whole Board School of London Cockneys. They knew more queer
+things about Natural History than a double course in Biology could have
+taught them. They must have been running wild for years, and certainly
+they were not guilty of the least education. They may have passed very
+learned hours studying Dithyrambics with Timotheus, but I had to begin
+by teaching them to spell English. I don’t think the London County
+Council inspector would have approved of them entirely. They seemed to
+have been taught to boycott correct English. But I grew to love them
+more than I can say, which is always the way in Ireland. There is very
+little lost there between loving and hating. Nothing is tepid except
+the soft rain, and the soft tepid rain--it raineth every day.
+
+As soon as the children discovered that I could not ride or fish or
+shoot, they took a kind of pity for me and consented to appear on
+certain hours to hear what I had to say for myself. Apparently I
+interested them, for they consented to appear fairly often. In the
+evening I read them books of Natural History, which proved my sole
+means of winning their attention. Punishments were always out of the
+question, and they took no notice of my praise. I suppose I taught
+them something. But they could always be trusted and did not appear to
+get into trouble like most other children. They could shift amazingly
+well for themselves. The mornings were at the hazard of lessons, but
+every afternoon we went on the bogs or mountains. I gradually forgot
+the feel of the pavement and lost my street legs. I learnt the art of
+bog-trotting instead. But my real adventures were played in the minds
+of the children themselves. They had been brought up without playmates
+and had grown almost uncanny in their relations with animals and birds.
+The elder boy seemed to be able to charm them by his eyes. As for the
+girl, I used to call her Pocahontas, for she was more Indian of the
+woods than girl of the schoolroom. Their minds were quite uncramped
+by education, and the whispers of nature were audible to them. Their
+father took very little interest in their welfare. If he wandered out
+for a walk he always took one of his grooms or walked a couple of his
+horrible hounds--but never a child.
+
+I could not understand his intense feeling for his smelly hounds,
+with their horrible yelping and slobbing mouths. One morning coming
+along the passage, I discovered that he actually kept one in his
+bedroom at night. He used to make me think that he was a lost soul for
+ever in search of his lost time. I never saw so much time lost as in
+that household. Mr. Sinnach had no real occupation unless you count
+fox-hunting, and between the hunts he showed no sense of rest. To
+me he was as gentle and harmless as a child. I sometimes thought his
+life was the life of a man who was followed, except there was nothing
+that would dare follow him in those woods and hill-sides, over which
+he was sovereign and squire. He never made the least inquiry as to the
+progress of his children’s lessons. Their sport alone interested him.
+I believe that the boys had never been punished for anything except
+for not riding straight or for spoiling a puppy. He must have been one
+of the world’s authorities on horses. Personally I had no interest
+in that direction except for a home for old bus-horses to which I
+used to subscribe. I once made this deserving charity the subject of
+conversation at dinner, but he only sniffed very fiercely and said
+“Dogsmeat! dogsmeat!” I am afraid I could guess what he meant, and it
+horrified me.
+
+He became a different character when the fox-hunting began. His step
+grew smarter and his hoarse voice could be heard roaring in the small
+hours before sunrise as he shouted to the grooms and hounds out of
+his window. The hunt used to arrive from all quarters and all the
+early morning there was pandemonium getting them started for the
+distant meet. How often I was awoken by their stamping horses! How
+often I listened to the yelping hounds as the huntsmen flicked them
+into seething order! At night the Master used to return wearied out
+in body but a raging lion in his heart. I could always tell whether
+success had attended him by the sound of his voice. After a blank day
+he would curse man and hound, but if Reynard was dead he would ride
+up to the house cheering like a schoolboy. His hatred for the fox
+was almost inhuman. He used to brandish some blood-stained relic of
+the unfortunate animal through the house. Sometimes he used its fresh
+pad to stir the wine for his friends. I always stayed upstairs when
+they were drinking orgies over their success. At first I was excited
+enough by what our Board School Inspector would have called “giving
+vent to the passions of Neolithic Man,” but it became monotonous in the
+hunting season. I lived, worked and felt well, but I rather lost the
+sensation of time. Time stood rather still at Gortinealy and typically
+indeed there was only one motionless hand hanging on the face of the
+old clock on the stairs. The only use for clockwork in that strange
+old house was for timing the length of their runs after the wretched
+foxes. The number of minutes in each run was carefully scribbled in
+some loose sheets of paper that were generally left between the leaves
+of the Family Bible. I found them there one afternoon and spent an
+hour pasting them neatly into a copybook. But the Master was wild,
+when he returned that night, and for the first and only time he used
+bad language to me personally. He questioned me very carefully. Why
+had I been opening the Family Bible? Had I read anything besides the
+records of family sport? Had I read the private family entries? and so
+forth, until my curiosity was thoroughly aroused. He seemed scarcely
+to believe my denial. When I tried to find the Bible the next day it
+had disappeared. It was not for two weeks that I found it by chance
+lying at the back of a shelf of books. I opened it at the flyleaf.
+There were columns of births, marriages, and deaths. The death column
+was curiously divided into two sections and puzzled me. In some years
+there had been as great a mortality as fifty written in numbers, but
+I could not believe the clan was so considerable to include so many
+deaths. The other column was clear enough, a long list of ordinary
+entries. But two struck me with an odd thrill because I could not grasp
+their meaning:
+
+ “Edward Sinnach--1848--killed by them.
+ John Edward Sinnach--1871--killed and eaten.”
+
+This was all I had time to read before the Master came in and began
+looking furtively at the shelf behind which I had replaced the Bible.
+I spent the whole night lying awake and trying to think sense or read
+purpose into those words. I went to sleep with a mild conviction that
+my employer was the degenerate descendant of a remarkable missionary
+family, one of whom had been killed by the heathen in the forties and
+another a generation later had not only been killed but eaten, as the
+familiar rhyme puts it;
+
+ “By a cassowary
+ On the plains of Timbuctoo
+ Prayer and Hymnbook too.”
+
+For nights I wept silently for those two uncanonised martyrs. I used
+to picture their travels and their adventures, their sermons and
+their catechisms, and in more terrible moments the details of their
+deaths. But in what countries were they killed? It could only have
+been in the Cannibal Islands. And naturally my mind, which always
+seeks facts perpetually, returned to the one awful question: “Was
+Edward eaten as well as John?” It so preyed upon my mind that I used
+to wake with the grim query on my lips. It was a month before I gained
+additional information. I had asked the elder boy if he had ever seen
+his grandfather John. He replied that he had died when he was quite a
+baby and his father would never allow his name to be mentioned. I asked
+why? It was because he had died a disgraceful death. In a bed upstairs
+instead of in the hunting field or fighting or travelling abroad, like
+every other true member of the family. Of course this revelation put an
+end to my romance about a young and earnest missionary in the wilds of
+Africa and I could only conclude that Family Bibles, like so much else
+in Ireland, were used as vehicles for rather gruesome practical jokes.
+
+Winter was fully and icily fledged, and snow made a welcome variation
+to rain. The winds swept the last leaves off the trees and ripped
+open the loaded clouds till they dropped in hail and flake out of the
+firmament. But between frosts the hunting continued, for the Master
+seemed unable to sleep if he had failed to have a run in the day. I
+think he was only happy after he had seen a fox torn to shreds on the
+fangs of his hounds. One stormy evening he returned in a terrible
+humour. Though they had enjoyed a wonderful run the fox had escaped,
+and the Master alone of the hunt had returned furiously dissatisfied,
+railing and roaring. I heard him snarling up and down the long passage
+all that evening. When I chanced to pass him he lowered his head, it
+seemed to me shamefacedly. The boys crept away from him and came to
+hear me read stories in my own room. They were afraid of him, though
+in his way he was fond of them. The first time they had been in at
+the death of the fox he had gone wild with praise and had dabbled
+their faces with gore. He used to say that they had not been properly
+baptised till that moment, which made them his true children. I don’t
+believe he would have recognised them as legitimate if they had not
+been hard riders before they were out of their teens.
+
+On the following day there was a meet at the other end of the county,
+and the Master was out and riding long before I came down to breakfast.
+I remember hearing him shout to his hounds while I was still in bed,
+and their deep belling note in reply. I lay in a drowsy stupor, for
+sunrise was still two hours to eastward. Once again the house was full
+of stamping boots and clicketing spurs. Once again the old staircase
+creaked and rattled to the heavy sound of feet and I heard horses
+pawing the courtyard below. Then the whole party rode away, and I fell
+back into profound sleep. It was the last time that I ever slept in
+that terrible house at peace.
+
+When I came down in the morning the children were waiting for me, as
+chivalrous and charming as ever. They condescended to listen to all I
+had to say in defence of the awkward rules of spelling which govern
+the English language. They were curious children. I could not call
+them wise or foolish, backward or advanced. They had had no education
+and yet they were grown up. They were little savages outwardly and yet
+angels to me. My heart always reaches to them with a sudden ache. That
+day I gave them the last lesson I was ever to give them.
+
+All the morning the mist mildewed the window pane, slowly flushing the
+roof and choking the gutters and creating tiny waterfalls and leakages
+in every direction. I used to think that we were in that part of the
+universe where the rain itself is brewed. The sound of water dripping
+or running filled every corner of the old house. It was one of those
+days which cause sympathy with Noah. The whole afternoon I spent
+blinking over a book before a fire in the hall, while the children
+sat round me in their charming, chattering way. It had been too wet
+for them to hunt that day and they were soon yawning. They made no
+objection when I seized a chance to send them to bed early. There was
+nobody in the house except the old cook, for the whole household had
+departed the previous night, including the old gardener, with spade and
+terrier, to be in time at the meet. Darker and darker grew the evening
+while the turf fire flickered brighter and brighter until it collapsed
+into a tiny avalanche of white ash. It was late when I finally lost
+the thread of my reading and was roused by suddenly hearing a long,
+distinct howl outside.
+
+I had passed so many months in the country listening to the same series
+of noise, the wind, the leaves, the birds of night or day and the
+rain, that I had become keenly sensitive or suspicious of the advent
+of a new sound. This was a wail such as I had never heard before. I
+listened again and caught the same curious shrieking. It was not, as
+I thought at first, a dog’s howling. It contained too wild a note. I
+could not guess what animal could have uttered it, but I sat assuring
+myself that wolves had been extinct for two hundred years in Ireland.
+I crept to the door, when the sound came again, and started down the
+long passage of the ground floor. I had not gone half-way when I heard
+a sound that thrilled the blood in my brain. It was not one howl but
+many, a horrible chorus that rose and rang, which neither the wind
+nor the rain could drown. As the sound sank my courage sank with it. I
+began to shake like a reed and a gust of wind might have overthrown me.
+But I felt that I had to look out into the night to locate the source
+of the sound or I should never have slept. I entered the kitchen. The
+old cook had retired to bed and I was alone with only a wooden door
+between me and the outer court. I had the strength to struggle to the
+window and look into the night. It was not too dark for me to see that
+the place was alive with wild animals, a dozen, twenty, thirty lithe,
+slender creatures running round in a quivering, coiling crowd. When
+one halted all halted. When one raised his thin snout into the air and
+howled, every living animal howled in echo. All the Diplomas attesting
+my character for common sense could not prevent me dropping into a dead
+faint.
+
+It must have been an hour later that I was brought to my senses by a
+deluge of cold water. A sound of low voices hummed round me, and I
+heard an Irish voice say: “She must have taken it to heart, but there’s
+no harm done.” I was led slowly into the passage and to my own room,
+where I found to my surprise that the children were in an agony of
+grief. I strove to comfort them as well as I could. I pleaded, and told
+them stories, but it was all in vain. I had a vague feeling that they
+wept for me and because I had swooned in the kitchen. I had forgotten
+for the moment all that preceded the swoon. When I assured them that
+all was all right, they cried; “But no, Dad is dead, dead; fell from
+his horse and was found in the wood.” Then my memory began to start
+from its subconscious lair and I gradually remembered everything....
+After putting them to bed I crawled into mine and remained there for
+that awful night. I could close my eyes but not my ears, and from time
+to time I heard the howling recommence outside. And within the house
+I heard the agitated steps of the servants and the men of the hunt,
+who had returned, bringing the Master’s body. They heard the howling
+as well as I did, for they stopped dead each time the wild sound
+recommenced. I knew then that I was not mad alone but that it was a
+house of the mad. Gradually the howling died down to a wail and passed
+away into the thin dark of the night. But I could hear men moving all
+night in the house, and when I came downstairs in the morning, lights
+were still burning in every room. Hunting men, men of the house and
+neighbours lay huddled in the arm-chairs just as they had ridden in
+from the previous day. With blazing fires and copious liquor they had
+kept grief or fear at bay during the night. I dared only then to look
+into the courtyard. It was empty!
+
+My nerves had suffered such a strain that I wished to return to England
+immediately, in spite of my affection for the children. But their grief
+for their father was pathetic and I decided to remain for a few days
+trying to soothe them one moment and to fit them into black cotton
+clothes the next. The remaining days I spent at Gortinealy brought me
+however a climax of unexplained mystery and horror. The body was being
+waked and I continually overheard the conversation of the servants and
+neighbours, who were camped in the house and making the fullest use of
+the cellars. I gathered that I was far from being the only one to have
+seen the uncanny visitors of the day. But the amazing thing was that
+they seemed to have expected those wild howling animals as naturally
+as they expected the undertaker at the approach of death. All had seen
+or heard what I had heard or seen and yet nobody was going mad except
+myself. I heard one voice saying casually enough: “Aren’t they saying
+there’s no foxes in the other end of the county this fortnight? Every
+cover drawn blank and the old women saying all the foxes are gone to
+Gortinealy to see the old man dead!”
+
+Every night for nearly a week they waked the Master’s corpse, sitting
+and smoking in relays and telling tales of his great charity to his
+hounds and kindred spirits and of his prowess in the field from evening
+till dawn. I avoided what seemed to me a painful form of heathen orgies
+except one night when I was asked to look upon the poor Master’s face
+once more before it was lowered into the grave for ever. I could not
+refuse, and old Timotheus offered to take me into the big room where it
+was laid out in the sickly candlelight.
+
+We went down the creaking stairs and I peeped into half-darkness.
+The room gave me the feeling of being full of people or things. The
+candles had mostly guttered out but, when my eyes caught their focus, I
+thought at first that I saw mourners kneeling round the coffin, tiny,
+sharp-faced hob-goblins but no! they sprang up like noiseless and
+beautiful cats and leaped over the furniture and out of the open window
+into the courtyard. But they were not cats! I could make no mistake
+what they were, for too often I had seen their mangled pieces brought
+home after a day’s hunting. They were slender live foxes! wriggling
+through the furniture like maggots! God have mercy!
+
+Timotheus had dropped to his knees and was reciting prayers at fever
+heat. Not until the last vestige of fur had slipped from the room did I
+dare take even a first step forward. Timotheus rose and went before me,
+but I was not ready for the next shock. I saw him lean over the visage
+of the dead and stay riveted. I did not look myself, thank God! but I
+heard the words he gasped. It was only one sentence, the last words I
+heard in that terrible house, but they will be the last words I shall
+have the happiness and relief to forget if ever I lose my memory. For
+all that Timotheus let past his lips was: “Holy of Holy! but they have
+the face ate off him!”
+
+
+
+
+INSPIRATION
+
+
+It was a long time before it dawned on Marmaduke McSmith that he must
+be an artist and a great one possibly. Unfortunately his profession
+was that of an undertaker’s clerk, which did not allow him all the
+leisure or any of the atmosphere necessary to greater kinds of writing.
+This was specially so during the bronchitis season. A writer: since
+his artistry almost necessarily took the form of pen and ink, for
+scrivener he was bred. Doubtless had he been educated to ply the brush
+on front doors or upon bath tubs his instinct would have turned toward
+portraiture. But the pen had been his technical medium and year after
+year he had written mortuary letters and filed the missives of mourners
+and the orders of the orphan. There was a faint suggestion of widows’
+houses about his ledger, and the tears of the fatherless had diluted
+his ink.
+
+All day he sat behind a curtain in the office of the old-established
+firm of Gammon and Hardwash. In the front window were two cremation
+urns, and like a relic of the past hung a large hatchment scrolled with
+an extinct coat of arms. Good taste combined with good business to
+keep all sight of coffins to the inner parlour. Not a hint was heard,
+not a funeral note. As befitted a member of the British Undertakers’
+Association, Marmaduke McSmith was deeply absorbed by the detail and
+technical knowledge of the burial craft. The _Undertakers’ Journal_ at
+his side seldom added a new detail or afforded a new suggestion to his
+mind. He read little else except the obituary notices in every morning
+paper. In this form he sipped his daily portion of the world’s news.
+His life was that of a booking clerk to Hades. But his proficiency
+delighted the customers, and his mastery of minutiæ edified Gammon and
+Hardwash. Envious clerks whispered that it was only a matter of half
+a century before he actually became a partner; coequal with Gammon,
+consubstantial with Hardwash!
+
+He had the true undertaker’s outlook. He often amused himself by
+measuring people with his eye in the street for their coffins or
+guessing straight off the style and class of funeral they could afford.
+He perceived the living world in the terms and catalogue of death. Oak
+and elm meant to him no stately foliaged trees but polished caskets
+underground. He had a marvellous mind for “ruffles and sheets,” for
+breastplates and handles, for cars and cortège. Happy it might be
+said was the corpse which received the funeral classified as “Class V
+Adults,” a form of mortuary pomp he had devised to the last detail. In
+the firm’s catalogue it was simply described as “Gammon and Hardwash’s
+Jubilee model,” for some of the leading ideas in the disposition of the
+cortège had been taken from an attentive study of the second Jubilee
+procession of Queen Victoria. It was a masterpiece of taste and economy
+and was referred to feelingly in the trade as “Mourner’s Pride.”
+It was a marvel that so young and inexperienced a man as Marmaduke
+McSmith should have devised the nonpareil of the undertaking world. He
+was assuredly intended for high place. He might be President of the
+Undertakers’ Association yet. But all this was only the sepulchral
+gossip of the parlours, rumours caught on the chilly little winds that
+blow down the alleys of one Necropolis or another.
+
+In his way Marmaduke was developing into an artist. Whatever department
+he touched he adorned. He was given the delicate supervision of the
+Embalming. He promptly made himself adept in the theory and practice of
+human conserves. He was generally chosen to nick the wrists and groins
+of the dead before inserting the blood-pumping tube. His gestures were
+those of the cunning surgeon rather than the job butcher. He never
+lost dignity. He never allowed the embalming fluids to be spoken of as
+pickles! Then he was given the firm’s correspondence. All day he sat
+perusing the letters and orders that flowed as regularly as death into
+the letter-box of the firm, corpse measurements, sentimentalities,
+absurd requests for shells of sandalwood and silk and plush linings,
+dogs’ coffins, catafalques for favourite cats; all of which he read
+methodically and answered discreetly, practically and soothingly, and
+great was the business of Gammon and Hardwash. He wished that clients
+would write more sensibly and often imagined the brief and businesslike
+letters he would have written in their place. He possessed a neat pen,
+but it was a long time before it dawned upon him that it might be the
+pen of a great artist and that he must write about the living and not
+the dead.
+
+Had he lived in ancient Egypt when that country was possessed and ruled
+by one gigantic undertakers’ trust, when embalmment was the national
+art, and literature found its outlet on the lids of coffins, he might
+have stayed in the business and realised himself as an artist among
+the dead. But as he scribbled his first creative phrases on the backs
+of requiem and obituary cards and sketched his poetical drama in
+empty corners of his ledger he felt the overwhelming call to follow
+his Inspiration and cut adrift from this sepulchral business in which
+he felt he was being slowly buried. But it required pluck as well as
+decision to swim from his secreted moorings into the literary tide. He
+knew that he would be without cable or anchor and his eyes had often
+peered through the curtains on that haggard crowd of clerks and hacks
+and journalists making their way by day and by night towards Fleet
+Street and the great printing and publishing houses. He knew how much
+genius and inspiration had been gulfed in that stagnant Niagara. He
+knew those waters were oily with the midnight oil and that their eddies
+were lingering signs of the struggling writers who had sunk beneath
+the surface. Still the artist in him bade him go out and seek his
+Inspiration there. He felt confident of his ability to wear the Palm,
+but a little diffident of his enjoyment of the pains and penalties
+which crown the palmward path.
+
+Anyhow he had saved enough to afford a three months’ lifebelt, while
+he took the risk. All Art is a risk. Perhaps the Artist represents the
+form that gambling takes among the immortal gods, who set the pieces
+of human life on the earth’s green baize. Perhaps it amuses them to
+lay odds on the Oddities of Life? Perhaps the gods have Favourites as
+much as the betting public? It is a gamble whether the divine fire
+can find itself. It was a risk whether in those three months he could
+catch anchorage, security or even success and literary position. But he
+shuddered when he looked at the scurrying whirlpool of souls perhaps
+once as divinely inspired as he, caught now a hundred times more
+miserably in the shabby nets of underpaid slavery. There was a side to
+his nature which appreciated the dignity and seclusion of Gammon and
+Hardwash. On rainy days and in the bronchial season this was specially
+the case. The more unpleasant the weather, the snugger he kept himself
+in the little curtained parlour where he wrote and worked. Better be a
+dormouse hibernating warmly and well fed in his nest than a starving
+and unnoticed lion.
+
+He never took the plunge until he was inspired by Queenie Elkington to
+resign without asking pension or character from Gammon and Hardwash.
+They used to meet after work was over outside the Tube and sit together
+in eating-house corners and he used to read her his poetical drama. She
+listened wonderingly. She was full of admiration for his punctuation
+even. There was music in his commas and he could convey ecstasy with a
+semicolon. She was the kind of audience a writer loves, fair in every
+way.
+
+It was Queenie who persuaded him that he must suffer for his Art.
+Was starvation necessary? he asked her. She told him that any soul
+worth its mettle would welcome the pain of its enclosing body. Her
+words gave him vision and a direct metaphor from life. He felt that
+to cling to his present stability and petty comfort was stagnation
+and worse--embalmment! Just as grooms develop horse sense and equine
+features, so he was in danger of becoming a walking corpse. Undertaking
+is a mummifying profession. Sometimes he felt as though he were bound
+by invisible shrouds. And all the while Queenie was hinting liberty,
+offering to share her dressmaking wage with him and incidentally her
+starvation. He knew that her hours were twice his and her wage a half
+of his salary. Between his salary and her slavery a gulf indeed seemed
+to stretch. Slavery that was primitive, terrible, logical, and perhaps
+the only setting civilisation still had to offer the bulk of women.
+She was tempting him to abandon his steady stagnation and clutch the
+flying success to which she felt inspired to inspire him. And if he
+missed, she would slave for him. He hardly knew sometimes whether she
+was tempting or testing him. In the end he felt merely tired. Better be
+a starving poet, he felt, than a tired undertaker.
+
+The Artist’s head was lowered over his empty teacup and he murmured:
+“Will the London sparrows bring me bread or the ravens boil me tea?”
+A quick sheen danced through her eyes and into his, telling him how
+wonderfully he spoke words and prophesying the lightning that would be
+evoked by his writing in the future. The Artist could see his genius
+flashing under her eyelids and his epigrams unborn curling to her
+lips. Talking to her seemed to cause poetry to swim into his brain and
+he took the plunge. The old-established firm of Gammon and Hardwash
+regretted the departure of the most sepulchral and unlively of their
+assistants.
+
+As she had swayed him, so she buoyed him. Once he had made an Artist’s
+despairing gesture towards life and suffered himself to be carried
+along upon the tide, she attended to the rest. She toiled to make
+life in the single room of a tenement practicable. He wrote all day
+and rested wearily at night while she finished her over-work, not on
+the delicious teas of fifty years ago but on the black-stewed juice
+reboiled from the night before. He generally had enough to eat, and
+the first poems and stories, that she placed for him with editors,
+served to stave off starvation. But starvation is not easily sated, and
+besides the Artist owed it to Humanity to devote his time to a great
+poetical drama. Like many of those whose lives are inspired with the
+enrichment of Humanity as a whole, humanity is forgotten at home. His
+Drama grew upon him and he no longer looked with pity into Queenie’s
+white face. Love even dwindled aside if not away. He looked to her
+greedily for food and inspiration. He used the light in her eyes like
+an invisible fire to ferment the images in his brain. As she grew
+whiter and thinner, his verbalisation increased and his pen glowed with
+the current of poetic drama he was laying upon sheet after sheet. Had
+he worked faster, perhaps she would not have had to live so long on
+half-rations. But the Artist took a slow, luxurious pleasure in his
+work, and she would not have had him hurried for worlds.
+
+By the time his Poetic Drama was complete their affairs were rather
+desperate. She took it out to market. It was one thing to find editors
+who did not mind throwing guineas like solitary bones to poets, but to
+find a manager willing to produce the most stupendous Drama of modern
+times was the quest of a lifetime, and her repeated suggestion that it
+was a lineal and lyrical successor to the works of Shakespeare fell on
+what might be called Baconian ears. One manager she was able to draw
+into discussion at least as to its merits, though he was amused at the
+idea of placing Drama before the public that was not only serious and
+poetic but beautifully written. He had produced the wildly successful
+Revue, “Moneytime is Honeytime,” to say nothing of the winsome farce
+called “Blue-eye’s Eighth Husband.” He was a nice, oil-scrubbed
+gentleman with permanently waved black wire round his head. He was
+always kind to ladies on the ground that kindness should be reciprocal.
+On hearing her mention of Shakespeare he made a personal allusion to
+Romeo and Juliet which was lost on her. But he promised to read the
+Drama and make a decision on the morrow.
+
+Next day when she returned, he asked her to come to supper forthwith as
+an instalment of payment. In a frenzied moment she concluded that he
+intended to produce the Drama. As she ate his fresh food that evening,
+her wits gathered themselves out of weary hope and arranged themselves
+pleasantly on the hall steps of achievement. He made no remarks about
+the Drama, on which she could have passed an examination, having
+typed and overtyped and undertyped every line many times. He asked
+her how often she ate such a supper and whether she took champagne at
+breakfast, and finally if the dramatist was her husband. To all of
+which questions the answer was necessarily in the negative. Though
+he appeared satisfied, he proceeded to detail some of the possible
+expenditure needed to produce Poetic Drama on the English stage. It
+was a question of the expenditure to be lavished on a funeral. Great
+Drama was dead and Mr. McSmith’s Drama was great, he reasoned. He only
+wished he had the money to embalm such a Drama and keep it on the stage
+regardless of the public. The omen in his words unnerved her for a
+moment. A dead hand seemed to be stretched out of the undertaking past
+to crush the flower of the poetic present. Tears welled in her eyes and
+she looked hopelessly at the Manager, who promptly judged that the
+appropriate moment had come to make acceptance of the Drama. He began
+discussing rehearsals and alluding to royalties, to all the details,
+the cabbages and kings of the Theatre, the chances of a king in a box
+at an opening night or of cabbages being thrown at the actors on the
+last. Nevertheless Mr. McSmith’s Drama was accepted. Thinking only of
+the Dramatist, she made a practical reflection as to the price to be
+paid him. “The price of what?” asked the Manager. “The price you would
+be willing to pay for the acting the drama?” He observed her coolly and
+observed: “What price would you pay us for producing it?” Then it was
+all trickery and deception! Was that cold face one of mockery or----?
+She rose to go.
+
+But he still fingered the manuscript and motioned her to stay. It was
+several minutes before she quite caught his drift. It struck her with a
+dim sickness at the back of her brain. Then he did expect such payment
+as she could make. The situation planted itself round her with ruthless
+logicality. Art needed a triangle for its woof to be woven. There was
+the Artist, there was his Inspiration and finally the medium by which
+his Art reached the world, whether it was publisher or picture-dealer
+or producer. Without each other they fell into nothingness. Queenie
+realised that it was not enough to have been the Inspiration. She
+must find the producer and unite all three as it were in her own
+person. Dramatic art could not live until the breath of production had
+been breathed into its verbal coils. Very simply and without tears
+she decided she must pay the producer, and returned, leaving the
+manuscript of the Drama at the theatre. She felt no resentment when she
+surrendered herself.
+
+Late that night she told the man whom she had loved, and, what was
+greater, whom she had inspired, that his Drama had been accepted on its
+merits. Then followed days when they both battened on expectancy and
+drank the thin, vibrating wine of hope. Rehearsals drew near. Contracts
+appeared in black and white. Rehearsals were successful; and the
+first night blazed like a comet out of space, the night that affords
+a greater consummation to the Artist than to the lover. For the first
+night to the Dramatist is twofold. To him the acts of creation and
+of birth are simultaneous. Solemnly outwardly, and sinkingly within,
+Marmaduke McSmith sat through the hours listening to his own words
+trembling and tossing on the lips of the hired interpreters, while
+his songs were mercifully tempered by the slow thrill of the choric
+accompaniment. By his side sat the woman whose whole being had served
+to bring him to this accomplishment. Marmoreal was her countenance,
+but her eyes shone with the steady light of sapphires, the unalterable
+triumph of Art over chaos and night. His eyes glistened one moment like
+diamonds as panic swept through them and twitched the optic nerve, but
+the next moment they grew dulled and lulled with the auto-intoxication
+of pride. Queenie and Marmaduke watched and watched till all was sung
+or said and he suddenly caught a sweeter sound than even his own
+words--the repeated cheering of success. All was over! The critics were
+rushing to their inkpots, the first-nighters were moving towards supper
+and the Artist was receiving friends in his box, blown and bloated
+suddenly with the ovation of fame. The golden effluvia of compliments
+and applause bathed his hot brow. He struggled down to the stage puffed
+and bewildered; speechless save for the few words he was made to
+mumble through the blinding calcium.
+
+It was Fate that thrust him into the Manager’s room, where he had left
+his overcoat, and suffered him to receive one flashlight of Queenie
+Elkington. The Manager’s evil kiss was upon her marble cheek. Marmaduke
+blustered between them and dragged her home. He looked at the wretched
+woman trembling half in pride for him and half in shame for herself.
+Then he asked: “When did he start doing that?” The inspiration faded
+out of her eyes. “It wasn’t the first time, was it?” She answered him
+simply, “No, not the first time. He kissed me the day I brought him
+your manuscript.” The Artist searched furiously in her cloudless eyes
+and found nothing in the way of regret.
+
+The next weeks were carried breathlessly upon the Drama’s triumphant
+wings. Press reviews descended like a mist of coloured laudation.
+Resonant interviews swamped the thin stream of prickling criticism. The
+Artist really had no need to worry about his Inspiration. For the time
+fame was poured to him from silver flagons, and wealth handed up on a
+gold plate. Vanity of vanities! but all authorship becomes vanity. When
+the most beautiful member of the chorus knelt and kissed his hand he
+felt strangely moved. It was because his hand had written the Drama.
+Men thought it an honour and women thought it lucky to touch that hand,
+those inspired fingers. He was very pleased with the action of the
+chorus girl, and the following day he noted that she was fairly fair,
+and the week following that she was pretty pretty, so to speak. And the
+more he liked her, the angrier he felt with Queenie for letting the
+Manager embrace her on that night of nights. It was rather bitter, but
+bitterness when it stays and curdles in the mind often brings about a
+decision. Perhaps it was a stroke of luck after all, for it dawned on
+his mind that he had a perfect excuse for leaving Queenie when he felt
+so inclined, and he told her so. He spoke to her as a father might
+speak to an erring daughter. She had served him well and he would
+always think kindly of her, but now that he was famous he could not
+afford to have his name connected with a woman who was susceptible to
+anything as vulgar as a theatrical manager. He was an Artist and he
+owed a duty to his Inspiration. He turned her out. His drama touched a
+hundredth performance that same night.
+
+She had no redress and she passed silently and whitely into the black
+roaring night, into the whirlpool above which she had sustained him in
+his months of obscurity. For the last time the light glittered in her
+eyes, though it met no response from his iris, which was blurred with a
+little red patch as he went his way, floating buoyantly, basking in a
+limelit sea, watching his own portentous shadow bulge in the theatric
+moonlight. He thoroughly enjoyed being the successful dramatic writer
+of the day. He was very agile at bearing the Palm. Actors and Managers
+came buzzing and puffing round him, pleading and imploring him to write
+another play. It was weeks before he consented even to return to work.
+It was without misgiving eventually that he dipped pen into the silver
+inkstand presented by the staff after the five hundredth performance;
+the pen by the way tipped with a real ruby, the grateful tribute of
+the Chorus. For inspiration there was the new beloved practising steps
+in a Poiret gown on his expensive Persian carpet. Yet it was not all
+as inspiring as might have been expected. The Artist wrote phrases at
+intervals and the week’s work filled many sheets, but too often he
+found himself chewing the ruby knot at the end of his pen. Then he
+would call the chorus girl to his knee and peer into her eyes, which
+were lit with artificial radiance. They lacked the stellar light which
+used to beckon him from Queenie’s orbs. He looked in them and always
+saw the fiery fume of his own pleasure. There was nothing mysterious
+or new, nothing that he did not know before. He never saw the shapes
+he used to see of dreams personifying in his partner’s eyes. But on
+the material side he was much better off. He drank Tokay instead of
+tea, and ate fresh caviare instead of stale seed cake. And he twirled
+his pen and his hair and the chorus girl in turns. And nothing very
+wonderful happened on paper. He was still twirling all three a year
+later when his first drama had been given a rest on the stage and
+managers were asking anxiously and then angrily why he had not filled
+his contract to write another. He had thought he was safe in giving
+himself a year to write and he had written reams, but he did not dare
+show them to the managers. Compared to the first it was merely corked
+wine.
+
+He felt that he needed a rest and the inevitable and harassing month
+on the Riviera followed. The chorus girl died of influenza in an hotel
+after losing six months’ royalties for him in the local Casino. When he
+returned to London he found he was in debt and that his furniture was
+being sold out of his flat. He sat down to twirl pen and thumbs again,
+but only succeeded in breaking the encrusted ruby off his penholder
+with exasperation. Eventually he mislaid it. It was found next morning
+and safely placed in a pawnbroker’s safe by a careful charwoman. The
+silver inkpot had become caked with the ink which flowed in but not
+out. Hours he passed staring blankly into blank paper and trying to
+crush the half-formed answers to the eternal query why could he not
+write another Poetic Drama as beautiful and as wonderful as the first.
+But the fire was gone and he could not catch the wistful pleasantry
+which the critics were fond of divining in his lyrics. It would not
+come to the surface of his mind as it had, when he lived humbly and
+cheaply, lacking all that he now enjoyed in such abundance. As though
+abundance can ever be enjoyed, as cats drowning in cream have never
+failed to observe. He lacked nothing now except perhaps the one thing
+necessary!
+
+At last he arose darkly and miserably in the night. There was nothing
+left to be done but to wander forth in search of his lost Inspiration.
+He felt leaden-footed and soiled in the soul. If his mind still moved
+it was like a hobbledehoy and no longer a Pegasus. He started in mad
+search for what he had lost. He swam into the first dance hall and
+listened to the jazz-rhythms with their slow and broken cross-ripples.
+He watched the undulating shoulders of the dancers as they circled
+and cross circled. But neither rhythm nor song did they lend him.
+Then he passed into a drinking cabaret and began sipping the yellow
+and pink-coloured mixtures called cocktails which are to true wine as
+mosaics are to real sculpture. But again he found no release. In vain
+he drank unintoxicating intoxicants, quenchers that proved unquenching,
+potations that were impotent, and the chill, stupefying drench which
+neither cheers nor inebriates and is called wormwood.
+
+The Artist was at the end of all artificial expedients, and it was
+very late when he came to close truths with himself, and walked
+deliberately toward the mean street where he believed Queenie was
+living. He had left her with enough to live on and paid the rent on
+their old lodging for a year in advance. He crept into the ghastly
+tenement building. He knocked and knocked vainly. There was no answer.
+He leaned miserably against the door and it swung open. He slipped into
+the foul passage and stood before the single room in which his first
+Drama, his masterpiece, had been written. It was tightly closed, but
+the lock snapped under his thrust. He felt resentful against the room
+and against the woman whom he had left there, and resentful against
+himself, for an Artist only hates himself when he realises that his
+Art has deserted him. A stale odour and a dead draught met him as he
+entered. He called and there was no answer. He knew his way round
+the room in the dark and he groped in the corner for the gas jet. He
+turned it on, but it made no lucent response to a lighted match. The
+gas meter was empty and then he noticed that he had turned the gas off
+instead of on. He twisted it back and forward. By the light of a second
+match he looked round the room and his eyes fell on the bed where his
+Inspiration lay cold and self-slain before her time.
+
+In a moment all his ambition and hope seemed to be turned off as
+completely as the gas. He was where he was before he met Queenie
+Elkington. He turned and shuffled back to his flat. He knew now that
+the virtue had gone out of him, and why. The Artist in him shrivelled
+into the undertaker’s clerk. He sat down before the ink-crusted silver
+inkstand and began writing on a blank sheet slowly in scrivener’s
+copperplate. He wrote to order the most beautiful coffin procurable.
+It must be made of scented wood and lined with silk, and the fittings
+must be of solid silver. In it he explained that he intended to bury
+all that was precious to him, his guardian angel in the past, what
+might have been his ambition in the future, and the Inspiration which
+had forsaken him in the present. And this pathetic letter he sealed and
+addressed to the old-established firm of Gammon and Hardwash.
+
+
+
+
+BALTHASAR THE CRUEL
+
+
+Don Balthasar was called the Cruel for a number of very satisfying and
+respectable reasons. As a child he had flayed a live monkey, which
+had been brought to amuse him in an ebony cage. And he had been fond
+of biting off the heads of singing birds or slipping hot needles into
+their eyes according as he wished to make them sing or not. Arrived at
+the age of discretion, he showed his seriousness of purpose by taking
+a breakneck journey across Spain without sleep and almost forfeiting
+his meals in order to be in time for the execution of his illegitimate
+brother. His hands had so often failed of killing him that he was
+seized with the idea of making his eyes at least fratricidal. But Don
+Balthasar was always morbid.
+
+On the other hand he showed some remarkable traits. His restless energy
+was an example to the lethargic princelets by whom his boundaries were
+neighboured. In the infliction of pain or the pursuit of domestic
+vengeance he would endure what only the bravest and strongest
+would dare. He had a fine sense of the rules of chivalry and his
+discrimination in matters of taste was never challenged. When he said a
+ruby was a ruby, it was not disputed even in the Orient; and for sign
+of his passionate hobby toward precious stones he wore a large ruby
+in his iron helm about as large as a cuckoo’s egg dyed in carmine.
+He personally supervised the cutting and trimming of the velvet
+vestments used in his private chapel. His chapel was decorated with an
+excruciating picture of Saint Bartholomew the Apostle being deprived
+somewhat reluctantly of his apostolic skin. And Don Balthasar’s clothes
+kept busy several Moorish haberdashers during the greater part of the
+year.
+
+He had peculiar notions as to property, particularly towards what had
+ceased to be his property or had ever been dignified by his ownership.
+For instance, he aped the royal Castilian etiquette, which allowed no
+lesser man to bestride a horse that had once been ridden by a King of
+Spain or to marry even a forgotten and abandoned lady love who had
+once enjoyed the royal embrace. Don Balthasar, once at the end of a
+long siege discovering in his net a damsel, whom he had seduced in
+boyhood, comfortably married to a burgess of the fallen town, insisted
+on strangling him with his own hands that he might realise how high an
+honour the unfortunate burgess had presumed to pay himself. The burgess
+who had been found in possession of the Don’s discarded romance died
+in the market-place with his broken eyeballs staring into the quaint
+features of Don Balthasar called the Cruel, who considerately provided
+him with a funeral furnished neither above nor below his rank. What
+time he could spare from the adornment of his person or the adjustment
+of etiquette he devoted to the beleaguerment of Castles upon which he
+or his ancestors had the shadow or phantom of a claim.
+
+At the moment of writing he was engaged in laying close siege to the
+Castle of his arch-enemy Don Ximenes. His tactical array resembled
+rather a game of chess than one of those conflicts of sanguinary
+hordes into which the beautiful mediæval science of war developed. Don
+Ximenes was not in his lair, for Don Balthasar had been conveniently
+apprised of his secret absence on a neighbouring campaign to which
+Don Balthasar had not been invited. He could not lose the opportunity
+to bring two thousand men against Don Ximenes’s Castle, which was in
+those days of supreme fortification adequately held by the Seneschal
+and twelve men. When walls were impenetrable and ramparts unassailable
+except by the slow poising and escalading of ladders, they were
+sufficient to ward and defy a host. The Castle of Don Ximenes was as
+solidly built and magnificently engineered as any Castle in Spain,
+which was saying a great deal. It was originally a Moorish stronghold.
+The great dungeon-keep covered one side of the quadrangle. It was
+crenellated and thinly slashed with murderous arrowholes. The other
+three sides were flanked at each corner by turrets massively gathered
+to each other by a fortified passage running round the whole rampart.
+The dry moat was cut out of the quick rock. Across the moat rose a
+bridge like the hump of a donkey’s back and protected by a barbican.
+The angles and embrasures commanded and cross-commanded every approach.
+While the Seneschal watched from the top of the keep, two men held each
+turret, three remained in the barbican and three took turns to sleep.
+The Seneschal had no more than enough men and provender to hold the
+Castle for Don Ximenes, and it was weary work peeping over the ramparts
+at every move made by the redoubtable Don Balthasar.
+
+Don Balthasar with his masses of fresh troops attacked or feigned
+attack at all hours, even at night when his camp fires blazed red with
+feasting and revelry. Each time an alarm was given by lighting a torch
+at the menaced turret, the Seneschal would collect the sleepers and
+hurry them as a reserve to the ramparts to meet each successive attack.
+Every third or fifth day there was a general attack and a number of
+surprise attempts to hook scaling ladders to some unwatched portion of
+the wall. With poles and sledge-hammers the Seneschal and his faithful
+few dislocated or smashed the feelers of the prying ladders as fast
+as they appeared above the walls. But day was as weary as night, and
+only the obstinate loyalty of the Seneschal made the hours pass without
+question or murmuring among his men. His determination was unflexed.
+Everything he could possibly value was at stake: the impregnable
+old keep in which he had been reared as a child, his loyalty to his
+lord, and incidentally his own wife and daughter who, unknown to the
+besiegers, were helping to consume his slender store behind the walls.
+It was a strong satisfaction to him to know that ten feet of masonry
+lay between their charms and Balthasar called the Cruel.
+
+The Castle possessed all the strength and subtlety of construction and
+design that Moorish and Gothic architects could give after handling and
+remodelling each other’s work. Don Balthasar found it quite impossible
+to take it by assault and sat down in permanent circumsession. Within,
+there was enough to tide them over until Don Ximenes’s return, provided
+he returned with the New Year. But occasionally the Seneschal caught
+sight of a lean look. While the camp echoed with revelry and the air
+was thick with the steam of feasting, none of the besieged ever ate to
+satisfy or drank into the delicious preludes of intoxication. And there
+was a constant lack of sleep, which is a great subduer of grumbling
+and tedium. But no suspicion of the garrison’s loyalty ever glided
+through the mind of the Seneschal. He would not allow the possible
+fall of the Castle to dwell in his mind. He only looked forward to the
+day of triumph when the portcullis would be drawn and the Don Ximenes
+enter into his keep as inviolate as upon the day he had left it. If the
+Castle fell--well, there was nothing worse that Don Balthasar surnamed
+the Cruel could do to him.
+
+Nevertheless murmuring had arisen and sometimes was hardly hushed
+before the sore-tried Seneschal stumbled into hearing. Though the
+besiegers were making no progress, time was; and time was on the side
+of Don Balthasar. To the garrison it became acutely clear that their
+days were shortened. There was enough provender for a month or for
+three months of semi-starvation. Two grim days already appeared on
+the horizon: the day when the Seneschal would announce half-rations
+and the day when, drowsy with hunger, they would be surprised and one
+turret would be taken and occupied with fresh troops, who would pour
+like a Moorish poison through the passages and into the stony veins
+of the Castle until every corner was captured. The Seneschal would
+undoubtedly fight to the end. When they had filled their tiny tasks
+they would perish like pawns. The life of foot soldiers was not sweet
+in Old Castile, but it was thought by their lords to be much sweetened
+by a death in their private service and defence. They could but accept
+their approaching fate with the devotion of feudal hirelots. It was
+already a matter of weeks or even days, and meantime Don Balthasar’s
+banners flaunted the landscape. He was only waiting for the first sign
+of weakness to show itself, if not in the fortifications, at least in
+the less enduring minds of men.
+
+The weak spot in the garrison manifested itself one evening as the
+tired Seneschal was dragging himself to his place of rest. The best
+prospect before him was a name among those who had served their lords
+to the death. The garrison had less rosy expectation in the memories
+of Spanish chivalry. They would be forgotten.... Two men-at-arms stood
+in the Seneschal’s roadway. They had spent the day guarding one of the
+turrets and they had come to tell him simply that they were going to
+mutiny. Knowing how essential they were to the defence, they had no
+fear of instant execution. The Seneschal might as well surrender the
+Castle forthwith as dispense with their services. The Seneschal bowed
+his grey face. Tired as he was, he still struggled for time and thought
+and breath. He told them that, if they wished to mutiny, the Castle
+could no longer be held and he would send them over the ramparts to
+announce the surrender to Don Balthasar the following morning. He only
+asked them to keep their share of the watch that night. The morrow
+could care for the morrow. His only present endeavour was to hold the
+Castle for that night. The mutineers appeared to refuse his courteous
+offer, for they stood shaking their heads in an awkward way. Then they
+spoke.
+
+They were not mutinying with any desire to save their skins. Least of
+all did they wish to join Balthasar or put him in possession of the
+Castle. They were loyal men and true to their lord. The Seneschal
+gave them an ironical glower. They were ready to fight to the end,
+they continued to observe. They only asked for a little consolation in
+the last days of their lives. They insisted that they were loyal and
+true to the great law which bound men of valour to their lords. And
+they would yet obey the Seneschal in all matters except perhaps where
+a stronger than military custom constrained their souls. This was all
+pointless speech, and the Seneschal made a sign to express that he
+thought so. However, they mentioned their readiness to fight to the
+end on condition that their last hours were sweetened with love. Their
+tranquil smile hardly seemed to clash against the Seneschal’s baffled
+misunderstanding. He, poor man, was feebly perplexed. If they had asked
+for a larger ration of bread or wine he would gladly have reduced that
+of his own family to satisfy them. But they might as well have asked
+him for the excitements of the chase or the luxuries of the Moorish
+bath within the Castle’s narrow world. For a moment they seemed to him
+mad; rendered mad by the rigours of the siege. His next hope was that
+they would fight the better for being insane. But what a moment to
+think of love! And he answered them with a kind laugh:
+
+“Would that I could satisfy your wishes, my dear children, but you must
+not ask for a well of wine in the desert or for loaves to rain from
+heaven. Love will come to you some day among the beautiful girls of the
+town when Don Ximenes has returned to his own. Come, return to your
+noble duty, and some of the best wine will be served you on the morrow.
+Oh, my children.”
+
+“But we do not need your red wine,” replied the mutineers. “If we are
+to die, we prefer we should drink something better than red wine.”
+
+“My children, I would not hesitate if by opening my purse or my veins I
+could furnish you with a wine worthy of your valour during this siege.
+If I could encourage you to hold out against Don Balthasar, there is
+nothing that I would not promise you. And my word is true as you have
+always known.”
+
+“We do not ask for promises or words. We would prefer to accept what
+you have to offer on the spot.”
+
+“But I have nothing, my children, except what you know is in the store.
+If these are our last days (which may the Most Serene Virgin otherwise
+dispose!) at least you shall feed and drink well.”
+
+But the mutineers still looked at him with their dull stare. “Well, in
+the Holy Virgin’s name,” shouted the Seneschal, “what do you want?”
+
+“We want love, and if you will allow us a little share of love we will
+hold the Castle with you till the last of us is killed. It will not be
+well for any of us to fall alive into the hands of Don Balthasar.”
+
+“Yes, make love,” murmured the tired Seneschal, “make love and be
+happy.” And he turned slowly away. “But where will you find love in
+this prison of stone?”
+
+“We thought it convenient as well as pleasant to offer our courteous
+love to your family.”
+
+The poor Seneschal’s face turned ashen; “You mean my daughter as the
+price of remaining at your duty?” And his determination to hold the
+Castle at all costs received a fiercer blow than any that had been
+dealt by the enemy. But still his staggering mind was essaying how to
+hold on and on. The mutineers came to his rescue when words failed him.
+
+“We are willing that you choose upon which one of us you will bestow
+your daughter.”
+
+“And will you return to your duties if I bestow her on the morrow?” he
+asked. The Seneschal’s word was good and they saluted him with their
+swords.
+
+“You shall have her,” groaned the unhappy man, as he laid his hand upon
+the younger and fresher of the two, “but if the God of Castile and the
+Most Serene Virgin suffer me to bring this Castle through the siege I
+will not spare you.”
+
+The mutineers laughed; “Be not troubled. Our days shall end long before
+Don Ximenes returns. Don Balthasar will see to that.” The younger one
+added: “When may I make the acquaintance of the beautiful daughter you
+have promised me?”
+
+“On the morrow,” hissed the Seneschal; “have I not said it? I cannot
+disturb her this night.” The mutineer returned to his turret. His
+companion remained bulking in the narrow stone passage.
+
+“And I, my master, must my last days be passed without love or solace
+because my companion in arms has borne less years of fighting and has
+less scars to show in his boy’s face?”
+
+“Come,” murmured the exhausted Seneschal, “That is no reason for
+leaving the ramparts. You are a fine battle-pocked warrior and you
+could not spend your last days more happily than by facing the army of
+Don Balthasar.”
+
+The grisled warrior seemed to hesitate over what was most likely to
+felicitate his last days on earth. Then he spoke quite abruptly: “Give
+me your wife and I will fight better.” It was like saying “check”
+to a chess player playing with members of his own family instead of
+wooden pieces. The Seneschal bowed his head in utter despair and the
+other slowly turned his back. His nod was as good as his word under the
+circumstances. At that moment a torch flared from the central keep, and
+the Seneschal rushed to the scene of attack hurrying his reserves on
+the way. A frontal attack was being made in full force and he rushed
+from turret to turret shouting hoarse commands and disengaging the
+cruel little hooks and feelers, that were pushed over the walls, with
+his own hands. Never had the garrison fought so magnificently. The
+intrepid coolness and energy of the two mutineers was beyond praise or
+emulation. They fought with their hands, their feet and their toes,
+hacking, pushing, kicking, and biting, now in one corner and now in
+another. With their bare hands they uprooted ladder after ladder and
+with swift leverage hurled clusters of men headlong into the hard dry
+moat. The Seneschal caught sight of the pair at moments and his loyal,
+long-tried heart was at rest.
+
+The attack died down with severe loss to Don Balthasar. The garrison
+had reason to feel pleased as they snatched portions of rest during
+the night. The Seneschal reposed in the bosom of his family. He was
+weary unto death, but he felt unable to sleep. At the back of his mind
+throbbed the safety of the Castle. It was his main preoccupation, and
+it still gripped him in spite of the new bitterness, which underlay
+his thought like a festering toothache. “No, it was monstrous, unheard
+of in the annals of war and chivalry, that he should sacrifice his
+daughter and his wife!” He moaned in agony. Beside him lay his wife,
+the long brown hair across her face. He sat up in his leathern armour
+as stiffly as though another attack had been signalled. Slowly he
+recollected that he had given her away with his word.... At that moment
+his daughter sighed in her sleep, and he cried aloud once more. Did
+loyalty to his lord demand that he leave nothing undone even to his
+own undoing? Must he give wife and daughter like provender into the
+jaws of those who were defending his lord’s castle? It was unutterable,
+unspeakable, unbelievable. Who would help him in his biting loneliness,
+when he could not even think of a road out or even of words in which to
+pray? Unthinkingly he muttered aloud “Most Serene Virgin! A thousand
+candles and a pilgrimage to St. James of Compostella.” Then silence
+fell, and the weary Seneschal felt an unanswered prayer eddying in his
+empty heart. To whom could he turn in his distress? His dear lord was
+far away. He would never see him again. Again he cried to the Virgin,
+and again silence followed his cry. He shivered with fear and fury. He
+swayed miserably to and fro on his knees. If he slept not, he would
+scarce be able to fight on the morrow. A thousand curses that his last
+days on earth should be embittered beyond the endurance of the loyal
+and the deserts of the faithful. At one time he began to despair.
+Perhaps it would be better to hurl himself off the ramparts and let
+his dead body announce the end of the siege to Don Balthasar the next
+morning. No, that would leave wife and daughter to the mutineers. He
+pulled himself to the top of the mighty keep. There were the flickering
+lights of Don Balthasar’s camp. Would the Serene and Holy Virgin make
+no answer, give no sign to one so fiercely tried? He had dedicated his
+daughter a hundred times to the Immaculate Serenity. Well, what was the
+use, if she could do nothing to save her child? He began to expostulate
+with the Blessed Virgin and reasonably. Could she do nothing with
+all the armies of Heaven recognising her as their Commandress? He
+scolded her with the childlike faith of the mediæval warrior, who saw
+the Virgin like the Tournament Queen learning over heavenly barriers
+and deeply interested and concerned in all the affairs of heart and
+chivalry on earth. “Take or abandon her,” the Seneschal shouted into
+the night, “you know best, most sweet and serene Lady, whether she
+shall be yours or for Don Balthasar. If you will not save her I will
+give her to him called ‘The Cruel!’” He lifted his waving hands to
+Heaven as a man carried down a whirlpool. Not a star fell. No vision
+appeared.
+
+His mind was now set and he returned to the armoury, pulled a vellum
+leaf out of a Breviary and began writing a letter to Don Balthasar.
+Anything rather than throw his daughter to the lout on the ramparts.
+The Don was a Cavalier and a great gentleman of Spain. He began
+scratching the titles of Don Balthasar in the fullness of all the
+laudatory etiquette of the time. Then he explained that two of his
+soldiers had mutinied, which placed the Castle in Don Balthasar’s hands
+whenever it should seem agreeable to him. He begged Don Balthasar
+to understand that he was not surrendering the Castle of his lord
+foolishly or fearfully. The mutineers with Moorish impudence had
+demanded his wife and daughter as the price of keeping their place on
+the ramparts. He ventured to place the matter before the august eyes
+of Don Balthasar himself, who, as the paragon of chivalry and loyalty
+and such matters in Spain, could advise his troubled servant whether
+loyalty to his family or to his lord came first, and whether he was
+bound to persevere at the price of offering his wife and daughter to
+these foul mutineers. He appealed to Don Balthasar for a ruling. He
+would bow to his decision.
+
+He carefully sealed the letter with his lord’s seal, and went on
+the ramparts. He lit and waved a torch with slow movements in sign
+of parley or surrender. He was quickly noticed, and Don Balthasar’s
+secretary approached with an escort. The Seneschal threw the letter
+over the ramparts and staggered back to rest. A whisper passed through
+the Castle.
+
+In the morning the garrison were not surprised to see an unarmed
+company approaching the barbican waving the personal standard of Don
+Balthasar. The Seneschal himself descended from his watchpoint on the
+keep and leaning through the crenellations picked a letter from the top
+of a spearpoint. He read it slowly and its purport burst like the first
+glimpse of harbour on the eyes of the shipwrecked, for Don Balthasar
+commended his loyalty and fidelity, and was grieved to hear that two
+of his soldiers had mutineered and shown a lesser sense of loyalty
+to their lord. He considered that the terms they had offered their
+Seneschal were arrogant and outrageous, and foul beyond the foulness
+of the pit. He wished the Seneschal to mind not their threats, but to
+let them both desert to his camp. He gave his word that their desertion
+would not afflict the Seneschal in a military sense. Let him send them
+under safe conduct forthwith.
+
+The mutineers were waiting in their turret when the Seneschal reached
+them. They had watched the coming of the embassage eagerly, and doubted
+not that the Seneschal had made a desperate bid for terms to save
+the Castle now he knew he could hold it no longer. Ineffectually for
+certain. With his prize in his jaws Don Balthasar was not the one to
+let it drop for a kiss given to his greedy cheeks. They awaited the
+Seneschal as the player who has called Checkmate and knows that any
+further struggle is useless. The Seneschal showed neither levity nor
+seriousness in his face. He spoke gently and firmly as though he was
+discussing some minute part of their routine. “My children, you have
+against all your loyalty to your lord offered to mutiny and go over to
+Don Balthasar unless I give you my wife and daughter. I have decided to
+surrender the Castle rather than allow such a misery to be inflicted
+upon me, and I bid you accompany Don Balthasar’s men and tell that
+great and terrible lord that I can no longer defend the Castle and will
+accept his commands. Go!”
+
+The mutineers looked up with angry surprise. They felt they were
+being cheated out of their rights, out of their agreement, out of
+their pleasure. They had expected the immediate fulfilment of their
+demand. At any rate the siege was over. They could only rejoice that
+their weariness was at an end, though they would have preferred a
+few more weeks’ fighting, lightened as they had hoped by the wicked
+debauchery they had devised at their unfortunate Seneschal’s expense.
+For one baffled moment they hesitated. But the Seneschal had left
+them no choice, and they turned to accept the freedom they had not
+desired. They walked on to the ramparts amid their scowling comrades
+and lowered themselves with a rope that the Seneschal grimly held
+for them. With a malevolent grin they slid down into their new
+allegiance. At least they would be fed well that night, when they
+brought Don Balthasar good news. They marched away stretching their
+cramped legs between the riders who had come to meet them. Within an
+hour they stood before Don Balthasar called the Cruel. He did not
+waste his time with them. He mentioned his detestation of all kinds
+of disloyalty, especially to an absent lord. He showed no surprise
+or gratitude on hearing that the Castle was now within his reach. To
+their terror-struck excitement they learnt that the terrible one had
+been informed of the predicament in which they had placed the loyal
+Seneschal. He briefly informed them that he was unwilling to profit by
+so base an action even if it did place the Castle in his power. The
+mutineers stared at him with dull amaze.
+
+The Seneschal was more agreeably surprised an hour later when he saw a
+scaffold being erected in front of the barbican, and his two defaulters
+being bound and deliberately executed. A roar of laughter and derision
+rose from the Castle walls. It was almost worth the surrender to enjoy
+so majestic a jest on the part of Don Balthasar. With parched throats
+and weary lungs the garrison shouted _Vivas_ to Don Balthasar’s name.
+As for the Seneschal, he could only utter delirious thanks to the
+Virgin, who had delivered him so mightily from domestic shame and
+agony. She had strange and devious ways, the _Serenissima_, for coming
+to the rescue of her clients. This was really her most brilliant
+master-stroke!
+
+The Seneschal laughed his first laugh during the siege, and he was
+still smiling when the riders of Don Balthasar again approached
+the barbican waving the signal of parley. It must be for the final
+surrender of the Castle, thought the Seneschal. Sadly he picked the
+letter of summons from the tip of the spearpoint handed to him.
+
+He broke the heavy seal and coloured cord fastening the vellum. It
+brought him the greeting of his enemy, who further made plain his
+great regret that contrary to the laws of war he had killed two
+of the garrison after they had left the Seneschal under his safe
+conduct. But he had done what he thought was due to himself and to the
+honour of all Christian princes. Treachery among men-at-arms could
+not be too speedily or sternly punished. But lest he had taken any
+unfair advantage of the heroic garrison he was sending two suitable
+men-at-arms to take the place of the mutineers! By their fidelity to
+himself they were sworn to fight exactly as the Seneschal disposed
+and directed them. There was no doubt! Two stalwarts were waiting for
+admittance at the barbican and their escort was already riding away.
+And the letter was signed in the big, gawky lettering of Don Balthasar
+himself who was called the Cruel!
+
+
+
+
+A SAVING PHANTASM
+
+
+When they parted they parted good friends. Gregory Cappleston was more
+than a gentleman. He was very affluent; and he refused to let Matilda
+Bryant suffer financially by his marriage. He was bound to marry to
+keep up the grand old name of Cappleston. Aunts, aged and dowager,
+expected him to marry if he was to expect anything from them. He was
+a rough-and-ready fellow, Gregory Cappleston. At the University he
+was called “Cobblestones.” He wanted to be kind, but he did not cause
+particularly smooth-going to those who came his way. He found it hard
+to leave the woman who had lived with him since Oxford days, but it
+was harder to find a wife and tie himself to her for the rest of his
+days. Matilda felt this turn in her life hardest, but she suppressed
+the sighs of her soul even when she read Gregory’s engagement in that
+column of marriages and engagements of the _Morning Post_ which may far
+more truly be called one of agony.
+
+Still, she ought to have been preparing for the wrench for years.
+Presumably she had known other men before, and should have experienced
+the circumstantial shock of a thoughtless man’s thought-out departure.
+Cappleston never imagined her pained for a moment. He was not
+insensitive, however, to her genuine grief when he cheerfully announced
+the settlement he had made on her. Nobody can live on a woman’s love
+for many years without responding to some of the myriad ripples of her
+inmost thought. True, that with tragedy they become confused and break
+off, and on the sand of hardship they are stayed and disappear. But
+in the spectroscope of Matilda’s mind a real love for the man, with
+whom she had contracted herself quarterly for the last three years,
+shone white. If the colours of her aura could have been analysed, there
+would have been found no red tinge of malice therein, no green line of
+jealousy, no purple splosh of hate. The white soul is rare even among
+good and virtuous women.
+
+She loved Gregory sufficiently not to wish him to sacrifice his life to
+her. She was incapable of a scene. She loved him enough to love herself
+for her own self-suppression. She felt as though she were giving her
+soul an opiate with a steel needle. It was so like him to make over
+a lump sum to her without noticing the lump in her throat. He kissed
+her for the last time, and she wished him happiness in marriage as few
+mothers have wished their own beloved sons. As she walked out, he felt
+sorry, but not sorry in another way, that he would see her no more.
+That was in the letter and the spirit of their agreement. She had
+played the game, he reflected. And he was certain that he had, too. He
+was a Cappleston!
+
+The marriage was a great success. How could it be otherwise? The
+pandemonium of an advertised social event, the honeymoon reflected
+in the _Daily Mirror_, the town house purchased from the dissolving
+partnership of the Plantagenet-Goldenburgs, their first country house
+party discreetly portrayed in the _Sketch_, the shower of pleasant,
+meaningless snippets which Press Agencies supplied from the _Powder
+Puff_, the _Flapper_ and other recognised organs of fashion are still
+within the memory of Society. Gregory began nibbling at a political
+career with a good conscience. He had had his past like most men, but
+unlike most men he had shown a post-amorous generosity which satisfied
+him almost to feelings of virtue.
+
+Domestic beatitude was his proper reward, and he passed into paternal
+tranquillity watching the race of Cappleston projected into yet another
+generation, and his children growing up like little dissected parts of
+his own youth. He watched them playing about the house and reflected
+on that wonderful measure of repayment he had been able to make to
+his wife. So many women had no children. He had been generous in his
+paternity. Generosity was his strong feature. That was why he felt
+women had always liked him, to use a mild expression. There had been
+Matilda, for instance--but he dismissed her from his mind.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He was quite disturbed when her name was announced by the butler. It
+was seven years since they had parted. It was unexpected and it was
+undesirable, this visit. He tore a preparatory blank cheque out of his
+book before she came in. He was always prepared to meet women with that
+astonishing generosity of his. “Mrs. Bryant,” said the footman. She
+showed no make-up to cover the difference of seven years. It was not a
+professional--hardly a predatory--visit, he reflected. Shabby clothes
+and daylight were not heart-overwhelming. He gave her a chair.
+
+“I am glad to see you looking so well, Matilda,” he began
+chivalrously, “but you should have written to me through my lawyers if
+you wanted to see me.”
+
+“I am not in need of anything that comes through lawyers, Gregory,” she
+answered. “I only wanted to see you again for the last time, you know.”
+Gregory was puzzled.
+
+“But I am not leaving the country,” he said. “Why should you want to
+say good-bye to me?” “But I am,” she shot, and with a pause, “for
+another country, and I am taking the shortest and cheapest path
+possible. I am done with the half-world in which I live. You know that
+for me middle age must be what old age is to other folk. It is death,
+and I believe in taking death by the forelock. But I wanted to see you
+once again and to say that you were the best thing I found in this
+world, and I would always have lived with you even had you lost all
+your money. I rather hoped the chance would come to show you that. But
+it never did, and then you married and were happy, and your happiness
+made me happy in a sort of way. Good-bye.”
+
+“You’re not going to kill yourself?” asked the astonished Cappleston.
+She nodded vacantly. Cappleston was immensely touched. She had
+confirmed the high opinion he had of himself. And she had come without
+an ulterior object just to say good-bye. It was amazing. He felt that
+something was required of him. He was inartistic and could not rise to
+the dramatic. But as a patron of several Church livings he admonished
+her gently as to the heinousness of self-destruction and how unpleasant
+coroners’ verdicts were liable to be for surviving friends. He was one
+of those men who live in dread of painful impressions in public.
+
+She was not to be dissuaded of her purpose, but she agreed to see him
+before she committed the supreme act of bodily renunciation. He offered
+to increase her little income, but she smiled pathetically and passed
+out of his presence. She was content to have looked once again into
+his eyes. Her love had not failed. It was no mere memory. She would
+certainly keep the promise he had obtained from her.
+
+Cappleston was left to reflect on his proffered generosity. He had
+never known a woman refuse money before. But it was a woman’s way to
+want what she wanted to the exclusion of all else for the moment. For
+the moment she wanted to see him. He felt suitably pleased. He was glad
+he was not a woman to be swayed by whims and fancies, to be utterly
+dependent on men’s good will and charity. He felt glad to be a man and
+to feel virtuous. He realised how much more generous he was than other
+men, and threw himself back in his chair with the easy content of a man
+who has always enjoyed life without making his conscience suffer. Then
+a whole year passed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Gregory Cappleston, M.P., was sleeping alone in his dressing-room when
+he woke with a jerk and saw a figure standing at the foot of his bed.
+He looked and could not doubt, for he believed in his senses and in
+very little else in life. It was Matilda, and he was intensely annoyed
+that she should have been so ill-advised, not to say criminal, to
+penetrate into the sleeping-room. It was indiscreet, outrageous and
+very dangerous, and he hissed all this and more at her. He made more
+than the protest of the British householder and the patron of Church
+livings. He ordered her to leave the house instantly, and as quietly
+as she came--without waking his wife in the adjoining room. He was
+too sleepy to imagine how she could have entered without ringing or
+waking the servants. He faced her look of piercing sadness with an
+angry stare, but it never wilted. Then it faded away, and Cappleston
+rather angrily discovered he was alone. He felt as though he had been
+the victim of some clever conjuring trick. He switched on the electric
+light, and at that moment the voice of Big Ben rang through the London
+hemisphere--one! two! three! He confirmed the clock of Empire by his
+own watch, and perceived that he was not dreaming.
+
+He rose and searched the room. It was locked, and nothing had been
+displaced. He suddenly developed a creepy and almost guilty feeling
+for no reason. It was not in consonance with the mind of a virtuous
+householder and a benefactor to his species. Then it struck him full.
+Perhaps he had seen a ghost! Perhaps, however, it was only a bad dream.
+Perhaps it was a sign. Perhaps he ought to do something. What about
+Matilda? He fumbled for her address on the card he had kept in his
+pocket-case. It was a flat in Maida Vale, quite impossible for him to
+reach at this hour of the night. Nor respectable either, but he could
+send his valet to inquire early in the morning. He rang his night bell.
+His valet appeared, and hoped he was not ill. Cappleston gave him the
+card and told him to go to the address and find out what was happening
+to the lady whose name it bore.
+
+Further, Cappleston ordered him to refuse to take _no_ as an answer.
+He must find out how the lady in the second flat was, and return as
+soon as possible. If he had any trouble he could send a policeman in
+a cab to fetch himself.... An hour passed, and a second hour before
+a policeman rang at the door. Cappleston let him in. The policeman
+explained that a strange man had been found trying to force entrance
+in a flat at Maida Vale and excused himself by giving Mr. Cappleston’s
+name. He had been taken in charge, and the police would like to have
+evidence of his identity or sanity.
+
+Cappleston, with a weary “It is all right,” swung himself out of his
+dressing-gown and dressed. He accompanied the policeman without a word
+to Maida Vale. He found his valet between the caretaker and a policeman
+on the second floor. He had never been there before, but he told the
+caretaker enough to show that he had a right to entry, in fact that
+he paid the rent of the flat in all probability. Besides, he had very
+bad news for the occupant and he demanded entrance. He was prepared
+to stand the financial damage of any breakages, also the remuneration
+necessary to their trouble. The police exchanged highly intelligent
+glances, and the caretaker said he was not the one to stand in the way
+of the law. Some panes of frosted glass were cut out of the door with
+a chisel, and the door opened from outside. The occupant, it appeared,
+had given strict orders that nobody was to disturb her till ten the
+next morning.
+
+Cappleston entered and opened door after door. The farthest room of
+the suite was a bedroom. He switched on the light. Matilda was lying
+on the floor breathing heavily, while an empty bottle remained in
+her outstretched hand. Cappleston ordered a doctor to be brought,
+and a policeman saluted ... a precious half-hour passed before any
+revival was possible. But the doctor gradually brought her out of
+unconsciousness. When she caught sight of Cappleston’s worried face,
+she cried aloud: “Forgive me, forgive me. I did not keep my promise.”
+
+“But I rather think you did,” he answered, “for that is how I happen
+to be here. You came into my room at three this morning, and it is now
+half-past five. How can you explain it?” She could not explain it.
+Women can explain anything, but they do not always need to. Strange
+powers are always at their aid. She confessed that she had taken a
+strong overdose; and the sympathetic police withdrew at this moment
+with several bank-notes of Cappleston to be shared, or to be used
+for the repainting of Scotland Yard, or whatever use gratuities to
+policemen are put to. “But,” she continued, “I remembered when it was
+too late my promise to you. I had passed over the border, and my last
+feeling was a bitter regret that for the first time I had broken my
+word to you, the very first time in my life. Will you ever forgive me?”
+
+“You need no forgiveness,” said Cappleston, holding her hand while the
+doctor felt the pulse in the other, “for you came into my room and
+stood looking at me from the foot of my bed. I could guess then what
+had happened. I never knew you to fail me in any way. You always played
+the game, and your word was always better than any gentleman’s. Thank
+God, we were in the nick of time, for the doctor says you would have
+been dead by ten o’clock. Matilda, I have seen your ghost while you
+were yet alive. Or was it your soul? It was the whitest thing I have
+ever laid eyes upon!”
+
+
+
+
+JEALOUSY
+
+
+Jealousy is the worst and most terrible in the sinful category.
+Jealousy may not be the unforgivable sin, but it is certainly the
+unforgiving one. Jealousy is not to be defined or analysed. There is a
+method in madness and a refinement in Love, but Jealousy knows neither
+how to plan nor how to relent. It is a torrential surge of misgiving
+and misdirection that bides no hour and keeps no banks. It is the
+strongest emotion known to man, for it has no gradations, no preludes,
+and no convalescence. It leaps fully armed and full-grown upon the
+jealous brain, and gives no peace to the jealous nor if possible to the
+jealoused. In man or woman it conspires and consummates the acts of
+madness and crime, which are sometimes but only pardoned to those who
+act under stress of emotional love.
+
+Jealousy is the perversion of Love. It is unto Love what the Apples of
+Sodom are to the fragrant orange-blossom. It is even what Atheism is
+to Faith, and Turpitude is to Sanctity; and perhaps great lovers must
+tread along the gulf of Jealousy just as the great contemplatives never
+realise the divine ecstasy until after they have sighted the appalling
+abyss which may be described as Time without God, otherwise Hell, for
+Heaven is God without Time.
+
+Jealousy is more cruel than Love, though Love, in all conscience, is
+cruel enough. Love more often destroys the lover than the beloved,
+but Jealousy seeks only the destruction of the jealoused. Jealousy
+is the diseased elephantiasis of sentiment, Love smitten to leprosy!
+Vision the divine and rosy Eros suddenly turned into a leper white as
+snow! Vision the once resilient and rainbowed wings caked and cracked
+like the flukes of a rotten fungus! Vision the delicate little limbs
+puffed and pustuled, and the divine brow puckered and blistered, the
+mother-of-pearl ears chipped and chapped, the mouth opened like an old
+wound instead of a fresh budding rose! Vision the eye rotting wickedly
+into its cavity--and even so you have not sufficiently symbolised
+Jealousy, the bane of mankind, and apparently of godkind as well, since
+it is written that they include some who are jealous!
+
+John Goldenough was jealous, yet he was highly respectable. He was the
+active and reliable head of the firm of Goldenough Brothers, the famous
+plumbers, whose plumbing had accompanied the flag and made the remotest
+and most tropical countries sanitatious to their conquerors.
+
+The Goldenough plumbing had won medals at every exhibition since the
+Great Exhibition of 1851, when a diploma signed by the Prince Consort
+had been awarded to the head of the firm. Miniature products of the
+firm adorned the famous Doll’s House, minutely constructed by the
+experts and artists of the British Empire, and delighted Royalty,
+young and old, by their realistic efficiency. It was the boast of John
+Goldenough’s father that the sun never set on Goldenough plumbing. Be
+that as it may, John Goldenough was a very jealous man.
+
+Commercially he was jealous. It was not only domestically that he
+cherished this cancer. Otherwise he was unimaginative. With an assured
+competence of means he devoted himself to the comfort of himself and
+his family. He was not yet forty, and he was the head of Goldenough
+Brothers. Pitt was Prime Minister at twenty-five. John Goldenough was
+the flower of British bourgeoisie, and he might be said to incarnate
+the Nonconformist Conscience. There was nothing against him at Bank or
+Chapel, unless in the arcana of his heart he possibly kept something
+against himself. He was a jealous man, that was all. But human society
+understood and appreciated his jealousy, for, if it constrained him to
+narrow ideas, it led to impeccable business honesty. He was jealous to
+a farthing in the accounts of his firm or of himself.
+
+But he was also jealous of family affections, though this the world
+considered rather creditable, touching almost. He could not allow
+himself to be supplanted in the home circle for a moment even by
+another member of the same family. In fact there was a dark page to
+his record which only his subconscious memory reflected from the
+darkened mirror of the past. As the first-born he had been adored by
+his mother until his nerves became restive if they were not basking in
+the sunlight of her maternal hyperpossession. He felt ill if she was
+not worrying or fussing herself over him. He expected and required not
+only her attention but her continued and foolish infatuation. When her
+second son was born he became furiously jealous.
+
+During these long ante-natal months she had shown herself less and less
+absorbed in him, and he had become conscious of some impending rival.
+Uneasily he sensed that her adoration was being drained elsewhere, and
+the moment his baby brother arrived, he knew that he must take second
+place. Jealousy ran like secret poison into his every tissue and vein,
+though he was too young to know or understand what and why he felt.
+Possibly he was no more responsible for his jealousy than for having
+the measles. Anyhow, he bided his opportunity perhaps unconsciously,
+but sullen and pertinacious. He watched his baby brother being soothed
+and swaddled, pampered and christened. It was a little more he felt
+than he could stand. Months passed, and the new baby occupied more and
+more of the nursery space and more and more of his mother’s affection.
+After six months the baby was introduced into the night nursery as
+well. A nurse slept between the two brothers while a nightlight floated
+in a basin of water in the middle of the room. One night John found
+himself wandering round the room in a state of horror. Nightmare was
+upon him. He felt he was being cramped and suffocated by the new baby.
+Fear mingled with jealousy and self-preservation shot the speckled
+spectrum of his hatred. In a violent effort to be rid of the besetting
+menace he picked the nightlight out of its watery cage, and threw it
+upon the barely moving heap of down. A light flame flickered into the
+air, but John had skipped back into bed before the baby cried, and
+the nurse awoke too late to put out the flames. In vain was the alarm
+given. By the time the household had quenched the fire, baby was singed
+and suffocated to death, partly by the smoke and partly by the efforts
+made to extinguish the last spark. Through the house rang one piercing
+cry--the cry of Rachel mourning, the cry that from the beginning to
+the end of the world can never be appeased, the inconsolable cry of a
+mother wailing for her child.
+
+John was only six at the time of the tragedy, but from that moment his
+restlessness disappeared. He was no longer troubled by nightmare, and
+continued on his former course like a normal and well-behaved little
+boy. Of necessity his mother renewed and redoubled the old affection
+for her only son. Years began to pass, untroubled and undimmed for
+either. The pathetic and beautiful mother idealised and idolised her
+son. He repaid her with an adoration that was partly a reflected
+adoration of himself. There was no rival. He had no brother, and she
+had no lover, and each thought the other perfect. She never dared marry
+one of the very many suitable suitors who appeared on the scene after
+her husband’s death. John’s jealousy was always enough to scare her. He
+always slept beside her, and she would not face or contemplate the days
+and nights when she must relegate him to the attic. She liked to be
+near him in case he stirred or cried in the dark. She was not content
+with being his night nurse. She became his governess and would let no
+one teach him except herself. They became more intimately involved in
+each other’s lives than they had been before his birth. They had been
+the same body. Now they were the same soul and mind, and he was the
+dominant. It seemed forgotten that there had ever been a baby brother.
+
+It was true even in her case that the mother can never forget the child
+she has borne, but she saw both the boys in the survivor. Without the
+least suspicion of the distant crime she innocently loved the slayer
+and the slain with one passionate and abiding love. The plasticity of
+boyhood wiped all trace from his memory. He was not conscious of his
+one awful act of infantile incendiarism. But in the lower levels of
+his nature it still lay memorified like one of those buried fossils by
+which the gentle earth remembers her past monsters. And close to the
+hushed record under the running surface stream of daily life lay the
+dismal dragon of Jealousy, but no fossil. It was always there, though
+it was given no inducement or provocation to break forth. It had lain
+there waiting while Master John became a schoolboy, and a successful
+one. He had gained too many prizes and enjoyed too many successes to
+feel the least dislike or envy or disgust of others at school. He
+took a successful course at the University, and after coming of age
+he took over his deceased father’s business. He was a born plumber,
+a Master-plumber, and in fact he proved the Empire’s Super-plumber.
+Tubs, piping, lavabos, taps, sinks and shower-baths were his sphere. He
+applied not merely intelligence but genius to the problems of Imperial
+Sanitation. He received an Indian decoration and a testimonial from an
+Australian Premier. He prolonged the lives of the Royal Family more
+than all the prayers in the Prayer Book on their behalf.
+
+Respectability demanded only one thing further. He must marry. His
+mother had long dreaded the day when she would be supplanted herself.
+She had kept herself free for him. It was more than she could expect
+that he should keep himself eternally free for her. As she had been
+nurse, governess and playmate, sister and mother to him, she would
+doubtless, had they lived in a Ptolemaic civilisation, been ready to
+sacrifice herself yet further. But happily the Nonconformist Conscience
+takes a rather sturdy stand. So when John Goldenough married the
+daughter of the chief clerk in his own firm, his mother was glad
+enough to be allowed to remain as their housekeeper.
+
+John Goldenough’s wife was more than pretty. The daughter of an
+employee who had risen with the years in the Goldenough employ, without
+pretence of blood or breeding, she appreciated the social honour which
+had been paid her, and was loyally prepared to merge her personality
+and prospects in the Lord of Sanitation, who had fallen in love as
+much with her love for him as with her pretty little face. Unwittingly
+he had transferred to her the whole accumulated sleeping powers of
+jealousy, with which as a child he had surrounded his mother. As little
+witting, she mistook the jealous symptoms for an excess of love for
+herself. His mother slowly sank into a second place that was lower than
+servile. She never murmured when he took her rings and gave them to his
+sweetheart. It was no theft, for he slipped them from her fingers while
+she sat sadly watching and mutely wondering. She realised that he was
+sloughing the old love for the new, and she felt the prick of sacrifice
+when she saw the stones glitter on the wife’s fingers the following
+night. She knew that she had been replaced utterly and for ever. Then
+it was that she began to mourn that she had never dared have other
+children because she had been terrified by her son’s queer jealousies.
+But she had had the pleasure of spoiling him. It was spoiled goods
+in a way that she was passing on to another, if that could be any
+satisfaction to her.
+
+John Goldenough’s love for his wife passed by the path of passion into
+jealousy, his underlying and besetting mood. Jealousy is as delicious a
+sauce as can flick the palate of a woman, who is in love with the man
+who exercises jealousy on her behalf. But when her love has been worn
+to boredom and only a stump of convention marks the spot where once
+grew the fairy tree of their romance, jealousy thrives like poison-ivy
+round the dead wood. During the first ten years of their marriage John
+Goldenough had forbidden his wife to bear him children, partly out of a
+sense of economy and partly, though this he never admitted, because he
+wished to keep his wife’s love concentrated upon himself.
+
+Himself an only son, he intended to have an only son towards the end
+of his married life, and thought it perfectly appropriate and proper
+to keep his issue within this drastic limitation. He liked to feel
+her sentimental as well as her material dependence upon him. This
+dependence he thought could be prolonged while she was childless. That
+she should entertain an admirer had hardly crossed his imagination. As
+it was, he could not bear other men to sit beside her at table, and
+the politest and most constrained givers of compliments to his wife
+were thrown into terrified exit. In the end neither his friends nor
+hers cared to call, esteeming themselves fortunate if he showed himself
+merely nervous and not in some way objectionable. He had been jealous
+at different times of her mother-in-law and even of her maidservant.
+She was compelled to shed them both. If his love had become jealousy,
+hers had become fear.
+
+Despairing of finding some anchor for the desire she still had to
+love something, she let a child live and quicken under her heart. It
+was some time before she let her husband know what was coming. When
+he realised it, all his queerness came to the surface. Though he
+hung around her still like a hawk around a chicken coop, he showed no
+gentler shade of feeling toward her. His eyes seemed to pass through
+her and to strike into the oblique future. However interesting she
+might have become, he was no longer interested in her personally. His
+mind and soul were concentrated on the coming child, of whom he quickly
+became jealous to the exclusion even of the poor all-including mother.
+The sense of paternal possession proved stronger than any marital
+pride. As father of the coming child he demanded some sympathy and
+praise, and finally took to his bed in expectation of visits, gifts,
+and finally congratulations.
+
+John Goldenough’s thoughts carried him afar. The occasion was solemn
+enough in all conscience. It was possible that a future head of
+Goldenough Brothers was shortly approaching the earth. If the child
+were male, what a vista opened before the heir and successor of
+himself! In political circles a Plumbing Peerage had already been
+mooted, and if Plumbing, like Beer, Shipyards and tintacks, was to
+produce a Peerage, who could be more suitable than John Goldenough?
+To the man in the street the plumbing age was synchronous with the
+rise and fame of the great firm. And each time that John Goldenough’s
+name was mentioned, the pulse of every plumber in the Empire beat
+higher. It was an heir to his future Peerage that he imagined. He
+could not sufficiently impress upon his wife the care, the thought,
+and the isolation which must surround her in a prospect of such
+importance. Dull and listless, she awaited the days of dreariness;
+the weeks of weariness, which prelude motherhood. He had caused her
+to occupy a room at the end of the passage, in which he himself lay
+camped, intercepting her presents and friends, and taking up more of
+the doctor’s time than the patient herself. He felt a new importance,
+and demanded the same reverence in the home that he received in the
+plumbing world. He resented every attention she received, all of which
+in some oblique process of thought he wished to be applied to himself.
+The child was his, and he felt an uncontrollable sense of possession
+welling under his sense of pompous pride. He grudged every moment
+that the child remained part of its mother. He longed for the speedy
+dissolution of their company, when he could take the child into his
+arms and show the world that it was his and his only.
+
+The moment came unexpectedly, for neither the doctor nor nurse was
+under the roof when John Goldenough was awakened from sleep by the
+premature groans of his wife. He roused himself and hurried into the
+room in which she was confined. He stumbled twice and switched on the
+light with delay. To his horror he saw that he was late. The child had
+been born! He rushed to the bell to ring the alarm and to bring medical
+aid. Then he hesitated, rushed to the bedside and lifted the baby into
+the awaiting cot and blanket. It was a boy, and a fierce burst of pride
+and satisfaction outweighed any anxiety rising in his mind for the
+mother, who lay quietly breathing in the exhaustion of accomplished
+pain. It was a boy! That was the great thing. Goldenough Brothers would
+be perpetuated through the ages!
+
+Vistas of cosmic thought swept through his brain during those seconds.
+He looked back unto the foundation of Goldenough Brothers if not as far
+as the beginning of the world, and he looked ahead and saw the firm
+majestically installed around the world. Where the name of Goldenough
+was not known was simply not civilisation; that was all. If he had
+had imagination, his mind might have visualised the firm in Biblical
+guise contracting for the water-pipes of Babel. But his social and
+personal pride was sufficient to inspire him to mutter, “John, second
+Lord Goldenough,” as he lifted and laid down the infant. He covered him
+with the blanket and returned to the bell. With his finger upon the
+knob again he hesitated. He heard an arresting groan from his wife.
+It was the first notice he had taken of her. Once more his thought
+flashed ahead murkily, and he foresaw her recovery, her maternal
+triumph, her possession of his boy, perhaps as intimate and absorbing
+as his mother’s devotion to himself. And he shuddered with jealousy.
+It was his boy and he wanted no mother’s tender care to soften the
+strong abiding bond between father and son. He glanced at the child’s
+cot. In the far past of buried deeds and dead thoughts he recalled a
+child’s cot similar to this one. It gave him a dreamy sensation of some
+previous existence, some underground occurrences, but very far back. He
+could not recollect the circumstance, but the sight of the baby in the
+cot filled him with a vivid and fierce desire to be rid of something.
+Flaming jealousy demanded blood. His eye fell full on his wife, and
+a passion of murderous envy coloured the very retina of his eye. He
+could not bear to think that the success, the joy and the satisfaction
+of the boy’s birth would redound to her. He would have liked to kill
+her, and to throw the nightlight upon the sheets if he could be certain
+that they would have risen in solid, enveloping, destroying flame.
+His finger still hovered on the unpressed bell. The alarm had not been
+given, and it crossed the cunning of his frantic mind that, if he
+waited a while, perhaps she would die of her own exhaustion. She had
+not recovered consciousness. Perhaps she never would.
+
+He stood feeling the bell knob. She gave another deep groan, and moved
+as though in helpless signal for aid. He guessed that she was slowly
+expiring of hæmorrhage. The baby was quiet, and he needed only to
+stand there waiting and watching till the right moment came to sound
+the bell. He would be found there striving to save her by her bedside,
+the perfect type of the mourning, maladroit husband. It was a question
+of timing the doctor’s arrival in order that it might appear that
+everything had been done, but that the Hand of God had been lifted
+against good Brother Goldenough, so prosperous and happy in all other
+affairs of life. In his mind he was already dictating the notices which
+would appear in the local Press in edifying eulogy of his dead wife and
+in considerate sympathy for himself. His finger trembled on the bell.
+Still he waited. A rattle of breath had begun to sound in her uncovered
+throat. Her broken body began to heave like a rudderless ship. Then she
+fell quiet and seemed to sink like a corpse under the debris of the
+bed. With a calm finger John Goldenough deliberately rang the electric
+bell.
+
+The house was roused, but it was half an hour before the doctor arrived
+in a terrible state of anxiety. He had confidently prophesied the
+birth for the following week. Meantime hysterical maids had chafed his
+wife’s hands and poured brandy into her icy mouth. The doctor felt her
+pulse and turned aside to the baby, which he lifted and examined with
+continued anxiety. John Goldenough had retired, leaving the medical
+profession to clear his work.
+
+Returning to his room he waited for the first bulletin. Nurses arrived
+and the doctor’s colleagues were summoned. Apparently she was making a
+fight of it yet. An hour passed.
+
+The doctor, with a ghastly face, presented himself at John Goldenough’s
+door. “I am sorry to have to bring such bad news.”
+
+John Goldenough looked up with assumed despair. “My poor wife, my poor
+wife!” he said, and buried his face with much fantastic sobbing in his
+hands.
+
+The doctor laid his hand on his shoulder and said: “Your wife, I am
+happy to say, will live, though she has had a narrow escape.”
+
+John Goldenough stood upright. “What is your bad news, then?” he asked
+feebly.
+
+“The boy is dead. He must have been born an hour before my arrival. His
+umbilical cord was never fastened, and he bled to death. If I could
+have arrived only half an hour sooner!” And he passed out.
+
+
+
+
+THE DRUMMER OF GORDONMUIR
+
+
+Two years before the war broke out, I became trustee to Allan Gordon,
+of Gordonmuir, in the county of Argyle and kingdom of Scotland. He
+was not more than a fledged schoolboy when he inherited his uncle’s
+property and the nominal chieftainship of the clan. My connection was
+distant, but I was persuaded by his aunt to supervise his affairs. A
+week later, I found myself sitting in the “Flying Scotchman” with an
+old lawyer for colleague, who confided to me that he did not expect the
+estate to bear our travelling expenses.
+
+Late that night, after a ten miles’ drive from the station in the
+drenching embrace of a Scotch mist, we reached Gordonmuir. I was
+chilled to the heart when I first viewed the mixture of Indian bungalow
+and mediæval dungeon that made up Allan’s mansion. In the centre was
+a stone keep, ivy-clad, crumbling, and crenellated. On either wing
+in the inclosure, where they used to herd the stolen cattle, was a
+modern shooting box attached with the minimum of architectural art. My
+companion shivered in the gaunt doorway like one of his old parchments
+crackling in a draught. But Allan ran out, as cheery and cock-a-hoop as
+the chieftain’s feather in his bonnet. He seemed the one representative
+of joy and life within that grisly precinct.
+
+We passed the whole of the next day discussing wills and mortgages
+in the dead jargon of Scots law. My colleague wished to pay off the
+mortgages and the annuity due to Allan’s aunt, but there was equally
+the question of Allan’s allowance at the university to be considered,
+and I plumped for as much as the rickety estate would allow. I felt
+that college life comes but once, and not to everybody, and that three
+hundred pounds was necessary to uphold the dignity of a young laird
+thrown among Jews and Saxons.
+
+The lawyer insisted on cutting it down to fifty, to preserve what he
+called a “feenancial aspeect.” But Allan was satisfied; and so was I,
+when I found that his gratitude took the form of free trout-fishing
+for life. Trustees are not generally rewarded; in fact, as my gloomy
+colleague reiterated, they are oftener liable to terms of imprisonment
+for inadvertently touching trust money with other than the legal end of
+the poker. So I left the rest of the business to his care and started
+out to test Allan’s trout--in my opinion the most valuable stock he
+possessed.
+
+The old lawyer remained perfectly content wheezing snuff to blow away
+the damp that rose out of the old parchments, while Allan and I were
+whipping the neighbouring lakes with iron-bodied flies twisting at the
+end of silver gut. After a week’s work, the lawyer left us to ourselves
+for good.
+
+“There are grand sheepskins in your chest,” he told Allan, on
+departing, “and specimens of Scotch law in all its manifold
+application. And there’s much of interest concerning your family, much
+of good report and some of ill--and one tale among the papers that I
+reserve for your ears alone, though your gillie, Murdoch, whom I have
+been questioning, can serve you the popular version.”
+
+When the lawyer had gone, I never cared to ask Allan what this might
+be; and reticence is to be encouraged in youth. It was not for two
+years that I was to learn.
+
+Meantime, I had taken vacations regularly at Gordonmuir. Every autumn
+I travelled north with a skein of trout lines and feather flies in my
+lap. It is the one perfect occupation in a train. It plies the heart
+with reminiscence and expectation by turns. It soothes away more hours
+of motion than reading or talking, and it leaves the mind active and
+the fingers nimble at the end of the journey. Often have I thought of
+patenting it as a railway amusement, but then the true and complete
+anglers whom it would occupy are diminished to few in the land.
+
+I used to arrive at Gordonmuir with my cap and pockets bristling
+with silk flies and lengths of gut every autumn. And Gordonmuir in
+autumn!--when the skies have settled into their summer sheen and the
+red heath is running to dull purple; when the long, billowy hills lie
+reflected on the waters that float above their foundations in the
+Hebridean sea, hills that change their marine flora a few yards above
+the rocky tide belt for all the sweeter weeds of earth--sea pinks for
+mountain heather and the long yellow tide ribbons for the crisp bracken
+and harts-tongue ferns. Hills of transformation and wonder! At their
+feet the heavy, opaque water of the sea lounges over rocks studded
+with green limpets and suckstones, while in their hollows, under the
+clouds above, the bubbling springs run into fresh streams and lakes.
+But the best contrast of all is furnished by the coarse, lubberly
+fish that basks under the shadow of the rocks, fit only for the seine
+net and the spear of the poacher; a fish without a soul. But a good
+Providence replaces him in the higher, dew-fed waters with the merry
+brook trout--as gamy a jester, in his motley of red spot and yellow, as
+ever tumbled at one end of a fifty-foot line.
+
+It was this perennial sport that drove away the gloom and discomfort
+attached to Allan’s residence. He kept no servant but Murdoch, who
+was better at twisting flies than making beds, and could stalk game
+more easily that he could cook it. The house itself remained dreary
+even when flooded by the five thousand acres of sunshine included in
+the property. It looked what it was--the half-dismantled mansion of a
+line of fighters and spendthrifts. Even at night, Allan’s red family
+claret and silver-sconce lights--sole heirlooms besides a lock of the
+Pretender’s hair--were as insufficient to clear the gauntness of the
+atmosphere as the burning sunset and white starlight to drive the
+evening mists from the hills.
+
+But our days were largely spent in the open air, and evening found
+us too tired to care whether our shelter was uncanny or not. Matters
+ghostly were drowned in the steam of smoking cakes and trout baked
+so fresh that their red spots showed like red wax under the melting
+butter. And now that the old days have passed away and that the iron
+has swept over our home life, it is good to look back and enjoy their
+memory.
+
+By the summer of last year, Allan had completed his second year at
+Oxford, and I was enjoying my third successive holiday for his and
+his estate’s benefit. We had fished together through a sun-smitten
+June, and filled a rush basket daily with peacock-coloured troutlings.
+About the middle of July, a strange thing broke the lazy monotony of
+life--the first, and I hope the last, of its kind to come to me.
+
+We had finished our supper one night, and I was sitting alone at the
+open casement of the dining-room, watching the wonderful twilight night
+that doubles summertime for those who live in northern latitude. It was
+so light that the birds were stirring and calling on the moors around.
+So full was the air of the elusive, haunting sounds of the Highlands
+that I found myself listening to a steady drumming beyond the chestnuts
+in the avenue without remembering exactly how or when it started. It
+was a distinct tap-tap-tap, followed by a sequence of rub-a-dubbing,
+and then a full drum symphony; a simple old tune, but, coming in the
+white night, it sounded eerie beyond words.
+
+For the moment I could only imagine it was some kind of monstrous
+woodpecker, and I went upstairs to ask Allan if there were such a
+species. He laughed loud at my ornithology, and in a burst of rank
+college wit mixed a long name out of the Latin for owl and my own
+patronymic for the new midnight bird, discovered by a south Briton
+travelling in high latitude.
+
+But his mirth quieted when I insisted that it sounded like a drum. He
+seemed startled, and jerked down the creaky stairway. A minute later he
+rang for Murdoch, and I heard him talking in a calm undertone, which I
+confess did not prepare me for the quaking tones of his gillie’s reply.
+It did not sound like the brawny mountaineer I had known for weeks
+without suspecting a chink in his heart. But there could be no doubt,
+judging from his voice, that Murdoch was exceedingly afraid. And fear
+in the unsubtle is not as the fear of the educated--it is something
+far more primitive. A college man can temper his fears with scepticism,
+but an honest, superstitious gillie is without help. Murdoch was as
+changed as the hills in winter. He trembled, and the sweat ran off his
+face.
+
+“Oh, Master Allan, Master Allan, I know well that drumming! It can only
+be the Drummer of Gordonmuir that I was telling to you.”
+
+“Holy God!” said Allan. “Not so soon again! Who can he come for now?
+I’m not nearly old enough.”
+
+“Heaven will need to watch over you day and night, my poor Master
+Allan,” moaned Murdoch.
+
+This sounded strange to me. I had never heard Allan invoke his Creator
+before, for he had streaks of Scotch righteousness remaining in his
+otherwise untheological nature. He turned around as I descended the
+stairs.
+
+“Come in here and listen!” he said.
+
+The drumming had ceased.
+
+“I don’t hear a sound of it. Perhaps it was imagination,” I said,
+listening carefully.
+
+“No, I mean listen to the story,” he answered quickly. “But first tell
+me honestly what you made of it.”
+
+“Well, Allan,” I could only reply, “I’ve already told you that since
+there is no species of woodpecker that drills into Scotch timber
+at midnight with a sound you can hear a mile off, it struck me as
+remarkably like a drum.”
+
+Allan stood at the open window for a moment before shoving the casement
+down with a jerk.
+
+“That’s what it is exactly, and probably my aunt is dead now.” And he
+left me in the room with this enigma, in order to comfort Murdoch, who
+was on his knees outside, muttering what sounded uncommonly like spells
+against witchcraft.
+
+He sent Murdoch to bed, and then poured out some brandy.
+
+“I suppose you have some inkling of what that drum means,” he said,
+handing me a glass. “I’d better tell you the story now, at least what
+our friend, the lawyer, put together from letters in the muniment-room.
+You know, of course, that we have a fetch, like all well-regulated
+families in the Highlands. The whole county believes in the Drummer
+of Gordonmuir, who plays the unholy part of death-watch to our little
+establishment. The lawyer found a paper that described the movements of
+the clan when we turned out for Prince Charlie in 1745. Apparently they
+shared in his first successes, for they sent back an English drummer
+prisoner. Two of them were left to guard him, and, because he wouldn’t
+play some rebel air, they lowered him down the wellhead up to his shins
+in water. But, barbarous as they were in those times, I don’t think
+they intended his death.
+
+“After the Battle of Culloden, there was some alarm of the English
+coming, and they scattered to the hills, forgetting their prisoner, I
+suppose; at least they left him to his friends, if they believed they
+were coming. But the English never came, and the poor drummer was left
+drumming vainly in that wellhead to attract attention. It must have
+been a weary death.
+
+“Weeks afterward, the clansmen crept home, and my ancestor had to
+invent excuses and alibis to save his property from confiscation. They
+found the prisoner lying in the well with his sheepskin drummed right
+through and the drumsticks chewed in his teeth. It was an ugly thing to
+find under the place where our rearing and living and dying were due to
+go on till doomsday. If ever a spirit had the leisure, and, I am sorry
+to say, just cause to possess itself of a family mansion, it was surely
+that drummer.
+
+“At first there was talk about building on a fresh site, but lack of
+funds drove them to the alternative of burying the drummer, with an
+iron stake to pin his body to the bottom of the sea in a place where
+two tides meet. I suppose they got the recipe from some old witch who
+had escaped the faggots in the previous century. They burned the drum
+on a fire of dead men’s bones, and filled up the wellhead with all
+manner of heathenish rites.
+
+“But it was not the least good. The drummer rose out of the sea, and
+he has drummed every Gordon of Gordonmuir, male or female, cradled or
+crutched, into the kirkyard when their day came. He drums up yonder
+whenever one of our family is going to die. He generally gives us a
+week or a month’s warning, as he feels inclined. Murdoch will tell
+you how he drummed my poor uncle frantic before he died, four years
+ago. That’s why he is scared for me. Personally, I feel too hale to be
+anxious, and, besides, I have come to the comfortable conclusion that
+my aunt is dying and her annuity with her.” And he tried to laugh.
+
+Neither of us could strip or sleep that night, sitting bolt upright
+over our brandy till the morning. We listened and listened, and whether
+it was only the wild echo of my imagination or that Allan’s aunt was
+very hard of dying, I am persuaded that we heard the drumming come and
+go, go and come, the whole night.
+
+It was several days before we warmed to the fishing again, and even
+then Murdoch’s gloom turned us into mutes. Allan cheered up, however,
+became hilarious even, when a judicious inquiry as to his aunt’s health
+brought a favourable reply. My last traces of uneasiness were dissolved
+a day later in the death struggles of a tremendous six-pound trout with
+a back of Tyrian purple and a hooked under jaw like Punch.
+
+In such wise we fished away our last days together on earth, and I
+would not change their manner even if I had them back again.
+
+The gradual approach of autumn made the passage of July more beautiful
+than ever. The stone pines stood waiting for winter in their burnished
+green, while the chestnuts below flushed to crimson as if with
+modesty at the coming nudity of their boughs. Under them all, the
+wood bracken sobered to yellow and then to burnt madder, until it
+became indistinguishable from the earth tint. Farther below, the
+summer-coloured sea heaved through masses of orange weed the sunlight
+seemed to have charmed out of her submerged gardens. And with the dying
+splendour of summer passed away the last days of peace.
+
+August brought war.
+
+It makes a short story to tell what occurred in the weeks following.
+Allan left Gordonmuir immediately to rejoin his university’s training
+corps, of which he was a member. His family name and county standing
+procured him a probationary commission in a Scotch regiment already
+serving in France. He left for the war, with Murdoch as his soldier
+servant, and I saw him no more. He did not reach the actual front
+until after the retreat of the British army from Mons, but he was in
+time to share in the astounding battle of Ypres, and, alas! to perish
+in its final stages. The brief War Office telegram announcing his
+death, with Lord Kitchener’s regrets, was sent to his trustees.
+
+Allan was the last of the Gordons of Gordonmuir. As his sole relative,
+his aunt, declined to live there in his stead, the house has been
+abandoned, and it may be said that the curse of the Gordons has come
+home to roost in its decaying timbers for ever.
+
+Yet that is not all.
+
+Six weeks later, I found myself a few miles behind the battle front
+where Allan had been killed. I had volunteered my services as an
+interpreter, and was posted to the unwarlike business of searching the
+German prisoners for documents and diaries, which I translated for
+the intelligence of the general staff as well as my limited German
+permitted.
+
+One day I was crossing the street in the little French town where we
+were quartered when some of our wounded were brought in. One of them
+called out to me by name in a piteous tone, but I did not recognise who
+lay under the red linen bandages till the voice went on:
+
+“Eh, man, do ye not remember that famous trout we were catching
+together?”
+
+It was Murdoch. He had been hit in the head, and was raving, but he
+knew me and continued to call for me and Allan, while they lifted him
+into the temporary hospital. I visited him regularly, and when he was
+better, he was able to tell me the circumstances of Allan’s death:
+
+“It was terrible, just terrible, from the start to the finish. We were
+marched one way and another and posted at last about the city they call
+‘Wipers.’ Master Allan was given a ditch to hold, which is no proper
+covering for a Highland gentleman. To the right was a wood lined by
+an English regiment, and on the other side of us was the colonel and
+the rest of our men. The shells never stopped falling out of the air
+like invisible rocks that blew to dust before you could mark them.
+Soon the Germans began to come across the fields as packed as a shoal
+of fish, and squalling like the gulls that follow the fish in the
+bay--stout-looking men with spikes on their heads like the first show
+of a stag’s antler.
+
+“We all fired away, making easy shooting. Master Allan took my rifle,
+and I sat loading for him until it was too hot to touch. When all
+the men next to us were killed, we picked up their rifles and stood
+together committing manslaughter without thought of judge or jury. But
+the Germans never ceased coming, and the men in our ditch grew fewer
+and fewer with the shell fire. Every now and again there came a burst
+among us like a quarry blast, save that it was limbs and pieces of men
+that fell out of the air afterward instead of bits of rock. And blood
+enough there was running out of that ditch to taint the Solway Firth.
+
+“At last, after the wounded were taken to the rear, there was only
+Master Allan and myself left. A little farther on, we could see the
+colonel and a single private loading his rifle for him. The colonel
+sent him for reinforcements, but he never came back. Then the colonel
+signalled to me to join him. I crawled down the ditch to his side, and
+he told me to take word to his commander that his bit of the line was
+worn away, and to ask should he rely on angels or fresh troops to hold
+it.
+
+“I left them there, Master Allan and the colonel, firing their
+shoulderful of rifles in unison, so as to give the Germans the
+impression that they were still in good force. I started crawling and
+running in turns till I came across an outpost, who took me to the
+general’s head-quarters--just a table behind a blackened hayrick, but
+it was good protection.
+
+“The general gave a grim laugh when I delivered the message, and told
+me that he had just sent the last cooks and camp followers up to the
+line with rifles.
+
+“‘And tell your colonel,’ he added, with a look that might have been
+either despair or mockery, ‘that he had better rely on angels for lack
+of more material reinforcement, but you can also add that we do not
+expect the Germans to come on again. They seem to have had enough of it
+for to-day.’
+
+“I set out to make my way back, and had crossed half-way over the
+sticky fields when I heard a sound that set my heart beating harder
+than the German cannonading could make it. You would hardly believe it,
+but I heard the rolling of a drum up in the clouds. At first I couldn’t
+distinguish it above the booming of the guns and the crackling of the
+rifle fire. But there came a lull, and the drum began rapping out like
+the crying of the moor fowl between the discharges of a thunderstorm,
+and it brought the tears to my eyes and the fear of God to my heart,
+for I know the Summoner of Gordonmuir by now, and, oh, to think that
+he should have crossed the seas to play the last of the Gordons of
+Gordonmuir home! It was a grand and wonderful sound to hear the noise
+of battle dying away to our right and the artillery bursting out on our
+left, and all the while, above German and Scotch and English, our bonny
+Drummer playing the devil’s own march out of God’s sky!
+
+“But before I found the ditch again, I lost my way and the darkness
+came over me. I was hit by a bullet in the leg, and the loss of blood
+took the heart and the feeling out of me, and I just lay down within
+sound of the Drummer and waited to die. In the morning, they picked me
+up unconscious, but not too badly hurt, for I was back in the line a
+fortnight later.
+
+“But Master Allan and his colonel, they found them lying where I had
+left them, in the midst of a pile of empty rifles. The Germans never
+dared come up to the pair of them, though they could have marched
+straight forward and none to hinder them. Maybe they were afeared and
+maybe their bones were too heavy, and maybe the Drummer of Gordonmuir
+had drummed holy terror into their souls. I am thinking that the
+Germans must be an unholy people and displeasing to Almighty God, that
+He should allow the heathen spirits and kelpies out of the woods to
+come all the way from Scotland to discourage them!”
+
+Poor Murdoch! He was hard hit this time, and he began to rave again.
+It was the same story he told again and again until the night he died,
+holding my hand and calling out to Allan. I have no doubt that he is
+acting gillie to him somewhere in the next world, beyond space and the
+other side of time. He would not have wished to live after his chief.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A month later, a postscript to this story reached me as strangely
+as such things can occur. I was sitting up one night in my billet,
+translating a batch of German papers and sorting what useful
+intelligence I could glean from the epistolary rigmarole, when a
+written date stabbed me like a knife.
+
+It was the date of the day on which Allan had been killed, and it
+headed what purported to be a private soldier’s account of the fighting
+from the side of the attack. I read it through very carefully and then
+made a translation, not for the use of the general staff, but for the
+trustees of Gordonmuir. The last page ran as follows:
+
+
+ _Before Ypres, October 31, 1914._
+
+ In spite of the fierce attacks which we delivered during the day,
+ the English line was not perceptibly thinned in any direction where
+ we could push our final thrust. At one point of attack we could
+ distinctly hear the drums of the enemy playing all the time to the
+ rear, which showed that they had available men in that direction.
+ This, together with a slackening of fire, gave us to understand that
+ it was a ruse. We shifted our attack accordingly down the line, but
+ up to this moment we have not yet broken through.
+
+
+
+
+THE SUPREME COMPLIMENT
+
+
+She was very beautiful, far and away the most beautiful feminine
+divinity of our generation. It was a puzzle how the Manufacturer of
+Gods and Goddesses achieved her manufacture with the human elements at
+His disposal, for even the most exquisite skeleton of whittled ivory
+as a background and the finest modelling of the refined and rosy clay
+of girlhood, all tightly and attractively enclosed in the thinnest
+and most transparent chicken-skin, could not account for the charm of
+Melissa Delme. Minute were the saphenous veins underlying her satined
+skin. Her eyes were glaucous as those of the grey-eyed Athena. Her hair
+was as barley-sugar finely spun. Her lips tied a tiny tulip. Her feet
+were quicksilver. No reference to her stage success is needed. From the
+moment that she first appeared at the Hounslow Hippodrome to the series
+of rapturous farewells for ever associating her name with Worthing
+Pier, her professional path was a rose alley and her private life a
+continual and seraphic serenade.
+
+Perhaps that was why it was so dull. It was all Up without Down. Her
+whole life worked like a little piece of divine clockwork. Delicate as
+was her art, her success was machinelike. It was too perfect to admit
+of any criticism or even of much discussion. It is true there was some
+division in the Clubs as to whether she sang better than she acted or
+whether she played the violin better than either. At White’s a vote
+was actually taken and her power of song exalted above her expression
+in music. The Travellers’, on the other hand, decided that she danced
+even better than she sang. At the Bachelors’, however, these matters
+remained too painful for discussion.
+
+So her life remained unutterably dull. Every man who met her fell in
+love punctually at the third minute, and remained doing and saying
+and presumably thinking the same things at scheduled intervals. The
+London male seemed to be furbished and furnished from the same gigantic
+slot-machine. She had only to drop a pennyworth of smile and press
+with her hand, for the same wearisome sequel to follow, the same inane
+amatory collapse, the same letters, the same flowers to match the cut
+and dry compliments, the same proposals. For a fortnight she once fled
+to America in wild hope of variety and adventure, but returned sadly
+after enduring the same accents and the same accidents from New York to
+Chicago, and back.
+
+Melissa Delme remained on the stage for two years of crowded life
+and crowded audiences. But the greater the crowds that flocked to
+see and hear her, the more lonely she became. She was too bright a
+constellation to become companionable. Had she been less a paragon she
+might have found a paramour. But she remained as intact and virtuous as
+a marble statue in the midst of a shopful of brittle and vulgar Chelsea
+china. She was really a little too beautiful and it had made her
+capricious and careless. Some women try to resemble posters, but it was
+the posters that tried to look like Melissa Delme. She had long ceased
+to care whether she was admired or not. She only cared whether she
+admired herself. All other admiration was commonplace, but the flashing
+compliments of her mirror were Narcissan and acceptable. Externally she
+became exquisitely unique. Within she remained unabatingly bored. She
+never expected to fall in love. The God, Who made her, had exhausted
+Himself, and in finishing His masterpiece forgot or withheld one thing,
+the capability of receiving or feeling love. So she remained the
+divine masterpiece and mistress of no man. Then the time came when she
+was understood to be considering proposals and they multiplied, but
+without disclosing more originality than so many tenders from British
+tradesmen. The first note of variety occurred in the letter of a
+Cabinet Minister in Holland. She read it and took it as a joke, but in
+the end she married him and took a Dutch treat. Tell it not in White’s
+and whisper it not at the Bachelors’ Club! It appeared that he held a
+very responsible position in his own country as Minister of Cheeses. So
+she settled down in the romantic Hague and gave birth to a succession
+of little Dutch dolls. There is no foundation to the rumour that she
+was the only woman to cause jealousy to the Queen of Holland. She was
+never anything but virtuous, beautiful and bored. In the end her beauty
+bored herself. She was too beautiful; that was all. There was no flaw
+in her morals or in her looks. She was only discovered to be not quite
+human, which was not surprising as she had been created a Goddess.
+
+But it is historical to relate that supreme efforts were made during
+her sparkling career on the stage to deviate her virtue and to keep
+her for England.
+
+When all ordinary compliments had failed, the more ingenious of
+her admirers set themselves on the path of invention. One of them
+sent her a beautiful leather toilet bag with every article made in
+chocolate--chocolate hair-brushes, chocolate flasks and bottles,
+chocolate scissors and manicure with enough silver-paper to give
+the illusion of reality. She played with it for half an hour before
+she sent it to the Children’s Hospital. I mention this comparative
+success, for the idea was originally mine and was carried out by my
+dear friend Ernest Beaugent, who spent the best years of his life
+and genius courting Melissa Delme. His hot rival during those years
+was his brother Peter, who on hearing of the success of my chocolate
+immediately and recklessly capped the gift the next day by sending
+her a whole portmanteau stuffed with sweets. That was possibly
+why confectionery figured so considerably in his later bankruptcy
+proceedings. Then Melissa took to skating, and all her admirers
+ransacked the dealers for skates--iron skates, steel skates, American
+skates, Swiss skates, Norwegian skates. However, Peter triumphed for a
+winter by having a pair of skates made of gold with steel blades. Gold
+skates could not be trumped, and it was not till the spring that Ernest
+found occasion to cap the compliment.
+
+It was over camellias. In those days flowers were often unprocurable
+in England. There was no flower express from the Riviera. The flower
+industry in the Channel Isles had not been developed. To ask for a
+bunch of camellias in January was like asking for plovers’ eggs at
+Christmas. Yet that was exactly what Melissa asked of Ernest one
+Monday morning, presumably to be quit of his attentions for the week.
+She was going to the Opera on the Wednesday and said she would much
+like to carry a bouquet of camellias. Instead of offering her the
+moon on a silver salver or a slice of the sun, would he be practical
+enough to procure so simple a nosegay? Ernest went out thinking. That
+night he crossed to Paris. Melissa must have thought no more of him,
+for he afterwards learnt that she had ordered herself a large spray of
+artificial blossoms. He crossed to Paris because he did not believe
+that the camellias were really impossible to obtain. He happened to
+be a railway director by trade, and one of an inventive turn of mind.
+Though born a gentleman and bred a graduate, he had surprised Victorian
+society by becoming a competent engine-driver. He had qualified in all
+the tests, and every Saturday instead of a ride in the Park or joining
+a shooting-party he used to drive an Express to some watering-place
+on the South Coast. He was on the Company’s reserve list of drivers
+in case of invasion or railway strike. And in emergency he was always
+liable to be summoned. Several times he had driven Royalty without
+mention of his name being made in the Court Circular. It remains, by
+the way, for a Labour Government to insert among the names of guests or
+preachers who have the honour of boring their Majesties the names of
+the honest engineers and stokers who have the honour of driving them.
+
+Ernest’s Directorship enabled him to keep back the next train due to
+leave for Calais, which being duly caught he sat back and let thoughts
+run through his brain valves with an open throttle. He reached Paris
+the next morning and called on his French colleagues, who were
+Directors of the lines to the Riviera. Haltingly but obstinately he
+explained how important it was that he should have certain flowers in
+London by the evening of the following day. It was believed that there
+was one horticulturist in the South of France who kept a camellia farm.
+
+He had long held the repute of a mad Englishman among his French
+colleagues and his predilection for driving engines appeared only
+a vagary of sport. It was more conceivable to them that he should
+want a special train to fetch camellias from the Riviera, but even
+so whether it was, as he said, for a wedding or, as they suspected,
+_pour complimenter une dame_, it seemed an inconceivable luxury. They
+suggested telegraphing and arranging for the next train from the
+Riviera to bring a few blossoms on his behalf. He assented wildly and
+waited a day and a night in Paris. He was fond of describing how the
+Riviera Express reached Paris on the early morning of Wednesday leaving
+him one half-hour to transfer the expected bouquet of camellias to the
+first train leaving for London. What was his amazement when he found
+the officials of the train struggling under three huge baskets full!
+
+There was just time to convey them from the _Paris, Lyon Méditerranée_
+station to the train at the _Gare du Nord_. That evening he reached
+her apartment and sent a fresh bouquet to her while she was dressing.
+The answer was an invitation to her box that night. He had moved her
+at last! The compliment had shot home and it only remained for him to
+crown his deed by scattering the remainder of the flowers outside her
+doors as a surprise. He emptied three basketfuls. There were a hundred
+bunches at least in each and to his delight they carpeted the whole of
+the tiny space between her dressing-room and her sitting-room. Bunch by
+bunch he flowered the floor and went his way. The result could only be
+imagined. When Melissa Delme swept out of her room in an opera cloak
+of the colour of green agate with a silver lining she felt her feet
+treading on something soft. It was a minute before she realised that
+the carpet had changed its touch and texture during the time she had
+taken to change herself into evening clothes. Later in the evening she
+allowed Ernest to know that he had added a full minute’s delight to her
+simpler emotions. It was undiluted triumph!
+
+News of Ernest’s _coup_ percolated the Clubs and led to more and more
+serious attempts to win the unwinnable. His contemporaries racked
+their brains and their bank accounts in the endeavour to surprise and
+please her, but she was difficult to surprise and impossible to please.
+For her generation she remained more than a little unattainable. She
+was the great unattained. In fantasy I can visualise her now. She had
+green-pupilled eyes like emeralds washed under spring water, and hair
+that was neither gold nor bronze. Her step was long famous on the
+boards. It was said by critics to be precisely composed of a Fairy’s
+falter, an Angel’s tread and a Dryad’s trip. The divinities entrusted
+with her composition had very deceptively fitted layers of Aphrodite
+and Adonis in the mould without vitiating the exquisiteness of her sex.
+Her boyishness made her girlishness even more feminine. Her femininity
+framed her boyishness to perfection. While she reigned on the stage,
+her dazzling purity, based on boredom and the unfortunate omission of
+one vital element in her celestial make-up, made the acting profession
+even more respectable than it really is. Clergymen’s daughters applied
+for places in the Chorus; an Archdeacon’s wife wrote a play called
+“Archidiaconal Functions,” which three Bishops incidentally denounced
+by Pastoral without having read, and several Dowagers wrote to Mr.
+Edwardes of the Gaiety Theatre giving permission for their unmarried
+daughters to play leading parts.
+
+And all the while Ernest was devising new ways of surprising her, and
+his brother was trying to cap and supplant him. Ernest’s love became
+Platonic perforce. He took the habit of inquiring her holiday movements
+and taking the engine-driver’s place on the metals. It pleased him
+fiercely to think that her life unwittingly was in his hands; that he
+was even directing her path and her speed; that while she lay back in
+cushioned companionship he kept lone watch spying out her lightning
+track, as though it had been granted to him to carry her through space.
+The first time he had hopped off the cab at the end of the journey and
+revealed himself under his oily rags she was more than surprised. For
+the second time in his life he had pleased her. No admirer hitherto had
+adopted such an unexpected disguise of approach. The second time he
+appeared to her as an engine-driver she took no notice. In the end he
+was content to drive the trains in which she was travelling out of pure
+and unrewarded intellectual love.
+
+Peter had no profession or accomplishments, so he could only waste ways
+and means to keep step with his brother’s courtship of Melissa. He
+once crossed the Continent to watch her change trains at York. She was
+staying in a country house, to which he had failed of an invitation,
+but he travelled two days and a night to be in time to meet her on the
+platform and to carry her wraps to the next. Then he waited bareheaded
+while her train drew out.
+
+Soon after this romantic excursion Peter’s affairs passed from bad to
+worse financially, and finally a family conclave met to decide whether
+to cut his losses or cut him adrift. Peter was the only light-hearted
+person at this domestic trial and investigation. Though Melissa was
+never mentioned, it was found that his debts had been largely incurred
+in planning and conducting surprises, parties and compliments on
+her behalf. His family were grave but generous. Ernest, as head of
+the family, took a lenient view towards one whom he considered an
+ineffectual rival; the game was in his hands. He suggested that his
+brother should leave the country and promise his family not to return
+provided they guaranteed him a tolerable income out of their own
+inheritances. Peter’s future was thus settled. After the meeting Peter
+approached his brother and rather limply muttered that he was sorry
+to have caused all this trouble, but that if his brother would lend
+him sixty pounds down that day he would gladly sail to Australia and
+forgo the annuity his relations so kindly proposed for him. He promised
+they would never hear of him again unless he struck gold or won the
+Melbourne Cup. Ernest looked into his brother’s sheepy eyes and felt
+moved both to pity and economy. It was surely better to present him
+with sixty pounds then and there than to give him a banker’s order for
+an annual hundred. He drove him to the Bank and gave him the sum in
+crisp new notes, said good-bye handsomely and returned to his Club. He
+had reason to feel virtuous, generous and comfortable.
+
+An hour later he was about to sit down to a good dinner when a
+messenger arrived from the Terminus station-master with an emergency
+summons to drive a Special to the South Coast that evening. He looked
+at his watch. He had twenty minutes to get to Victoria and look over
+his engine. It always did him good mentally and physically to drive a
+fast train to the sea, especially a small one made up of Saloon and
+Guard’s Van. He could imagine making a speed record with no stops.
+He was at Victoria in ten minutes. His overalls were ready and his
+favourite fireman was already wiping the clutches with an oil rag. It
+was a new powerful engine, the finest on the line, and he spent every
+minute before the start fingering and touching levers and parts. Steam
+had brought the boiler to the point of exasperation. At the sound of
+the whistle he loosed the engine with a sniff and a plunge across the
+Thames. It was exhilarating to gather speed and he had no thought
+of the occupants of the Saloon--semi-royalties or South American
+millionaires, no doubt. He gave them a rippling run over the steel
+threads through Surrey and Kent. The engine throbbed and danced to
+all the emotions that are procurable to steam and grease and steel,
+and Ernest made the dash of his life--one indeed that he was never to
+forget, though it was years before he dared tell, even in the secret
+recesses of his Club.
+
+As he neared Folkestone he felt proud of his own driving. He had not
+lost a minute out of the fastest expected time. He was moving the
+engine across the points as slickly as a dancer moves his partner in
+and out of corners on a dancing floor. He slowed the train down to an
+exact standstill like a musician bringing to final poise and close some
+great piece upon the organ. He felt the great instrument of hissing
+pipes and pounding pistons and escaping winds sink under his powerful
+handling to a solemn standstill. But when all was over and the fireman
+was creeping round the front of the engine with the oiler, Ernest felt
+a certain curiosity to see what particular Pasha or Serene Highness or
+Great Mogul or plain New Yorker could have afforded the cost of such
+a trip. Slipping off the panting mass of metal he passed round the
+station into the waiting-room, through which the passengers were bound
+to pass. With a greater throb at heart than the engine had given in
+its fastest moments, Ernest reeled. He had recognised that the Serene
+Highness in this case was Melissa Delme. He could only pull the greasy
+cap off his head and stand to foolish attention. Whether she deigned
+to recognise him or not he never knew, for he devoted his eyesight
+to exchanging a long and meaning look with the Pasha. The Pasha was
+brother Peter! Ernest said he just stood and choked, as though he had
+swallowed a lump of train grease. When the couple had both disappeared
+in the direction of the Boulogne boat he began to feel that there was
+something magnificent in his brother’s performance. Ernest crawled home
+on a goods train and on arrival at Victoria inquired what the cost of
+the Special had been. He was told that it had cost just sixty pounds!
+
+
+
+
+A STUDY IN SMOKE
+
+
+All that winter of the war men laboured at furious speed to furnish
+the guns which the British Government had forgotten to make before the
+war. Guns were needed imperatively for the navy, and even more for the
+hapless army bogged in Flanders mud. So the factories and foundries of
+Woolhurst worked at full pressure. The factories screamed and glittered
+through day and night, and the foundries drew a muffled roar as an
+occasional red mist burst out of their chimneys and a gun or part of a
+gun was cast. It was slow but furious work--furious in the detail of
+fire and molten metal, slow in the aggregate of fitting and testing
+each mighty gun. Furious work for the sweltering workers, stokers, and
+moulders, but slow, infinitely slow, to the waiting officials, and
+slowest still for the officers and men waiting for gun equipment by
+land or sea.
+
+To beget a gun on official paper is a different thing from its long
+generation and growth in the foundries. An order can order but not
+quicken a gun’s delivery. The most imperious official cannot make the
+molten metal more malleable to man’s dire need.
+
+Thousands of workers wrought like cogs in a machine, surrendering
+their thought and strength to the metal. The pay was good and the toil
+overwhelming. There was no time or strength left to think of anything
+except the immediate toil. They were fascinated and caught like moths
+upon the outskirts of that chaotic bonfire for which they were binding
+iron faggots and filling steel squibs. Cranes, lorries, and trucks
+picked up their output and disappeared. There was no time to ask a
+question. The harder and fiercer they worked, the sooner the war would
+be over. Only madmen and Socialists asked why. The argument stood that
+the higher and brighter the bonfire was piled, the sooner it would be
+burnt out to a finish. No one in the Woolhurst factories queried the
+uselessness and meaninglessness of all their labour except Ben, the
+local Labour leader. Whatever he was known as to the officials, he was
+Ben to his fellows, and always had been, in strike and out of strike
+time. He worked with the rest but he did not think with them. The
+bitter humours, which a little reading and much agitating had left in
+his brain, were not dissipated in the burning fires of the foundry. He
+grew bitter as he grew wearier. He felt careless whether he gave his
+full power to the work of destroying the workmen of another country. It
+was only the war of one ant-hill against another. Patriotism had not
+caught him in the board-school, and less during his apprenticeship to
+work. His education was what he had given himself out of the _Labour
+Press_ and from second-hand copies of Marx and Carlyle. As he grew
+careless, he grew clumsier and earned the curses of the foreman, as
+far as curses availed against the hot blasts. He hated his work and
+all around him.... He hated the great gun which they were casting in
+molten form. He could see the white-hot metal pouring like milk out of
+the furnace. The sight did not exhilarate him in the way it seemed to
+inspire the others. His muscles relaxed and his eyes went languidly out
+of focus. The seething mass of blazing liquid drew his languor into
+itself. The foreman was still cursing. It needed only a touch to upset
+his balance. Without a splash or a ripple he passed into the fiery mass
+... an accident!
+
+There are times when a ship cannot be stopped for a paltry individual
+who has fallen overboard, and the foundry could not be held up for one
+man’s remains. A big gun is worth many human lives. Besides, he had
+disappeared. Cremation was complete and total.
+
+By the time the glowing liquor had passed into the moulds and entered
+into the long process of cooling, the human moth was charred to the
+nothingness of carbon, and every bone and particle was digested by the
+steel. His tomb not only enclosed but absorbed him. He had become part
+and ingredient of his own sepulchre.... And there could be no inquest,
+for there was no relic for a coroner’s inspection. Long before the gun
+was adjusted with all its minute and meticulous parts, long before
+it was tested and sent to a naval dockyard, the unfortunate man it
+contained was forgotten, and had become as nameless and anonymous as
+the gun itself. Nameless was the six-inch gun that was sent to sea, and
+nameless let the cruiser remain on which it was hoisted.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+For weary weeks _H.M.S. ----_ patrolled the northern mists, with a
+brighter interval in the Mediterranean. Undeviating drill and perpetual
+practice brought crews and armament to a stage of perfection bordering
+on staleness. The chaplain came into the captain’s room with a puzzled
+look.
+
+“Sick?” queried the skipper.
+
+“No,” said the chaplain, “I have been talking to the men.”
+
+“Not done talking to them yet?” laughed the other, who took a
+good-natured but perfectly sceptical view about chaplains and their
+functions.
+
+“Well, I should say,” suggested the chaplain, “that they have been
+talking to me lately.”
+
+“What about?”
+
+“About spirits!”
+
+The captain shifted his foot and spun round: “I thought it was your
+business to talk to them about spirits, and what you didn’t know about
+the spiritual simply wasn’t spirits”--and he laughed outright.
+
+“This is not my kind of spirit.”
+
+“The men will want to be teaching me my job next!” exclaimed the
+captain.
+
+“These are not the spirits of the Prayer Book so much as ...”
+
+“What?”
+
+“The spirits that are called ghosts.”
+
+“Well, are there no ghosts in the Bible?”
+
+“Yes, but not quite the same kind that the men have come to believe is
+on board this ship.”
+
+Anything affecting the nerves of the men became a preoccupation of the
+skipper, and he grew grave.
+
+“Go on.”
+
+“Well, sir, it is very like a hallucination, but I thought you had
+better know what the men are thinking about, in case it is interfering
+with their work. They do not like handling one of the starboard
+six-inch guns.”
+
+“What do you mean? It is brand-new and tested to the ounce.”
+
+“The men think there is a spirit in that gun and that he appears every
+time they fire the gun.”
+
+“Cannot they blow him out?”
+
+“No, for it is in the smoke after firing that they discern the figure
+of a man, and they think that he will end by sinking the ship....”
+
+There was a longish silence, for the captain was far too good a sailor
+not to know the part superstition plays in a sailor’s life. Devoid
+of religion himself, he was calculating the result of such a fear
+on the gun’s crew. For months the Grand Fleet had been chafing at
+anchor, with intervals spent bursting through the fogs or charging
+the mists. Mysterious performances known as P. Z. exercises, devised
+by admirals, carried out by captains, and rectified in practice by
+humble individuals in chart-rooms, occupied most of their seagoing.
+The exact strategists were learning that accuracy and certainty were
+more difficult to obtain on the water than on paper. The reckonings of
+ships varied, and the value of given fire against given armament did
+not always respond to theory. Even blindfold chess gave more certain
+results. This was blindfold boxing against an enemy who was as often
+below as above the waters. Months of phantom-chasing took its effect
+on men’s minds. Crews became used to being called to action preceding
+no action. Destroyers reported enemies that melted into mist, and
+imaginary submarines caused panic in the Firth and the Flow. The
+invisible enemy preyed more substantially on their minds than would
+have been the case had action materialised. The strain told, and the
+sarcastic elements seemed to mimic the thunder of guns whose smoke only
+curled into the mocking clouds.
+
+The practice day following the conversation of chaplain and captain on
+_H.M.S. ----_ was fine and clear. The Dreadnoughts were slowly making
+line to the practice-ground, preceded by the cruisers in formation,
+while the destroyers ran in and out like bicycles twisting amongst
+huge motor-buses. The captain of _H.M.S. ----_ took his position on
+the bridge, and asked the chaplain to stand on the far end to note the
+firing, while he remained at the other.
+
+“Watch the firing of the forecastle-guns, and especially of the
+starboard six-inch. I shall be glad to have your detailed report.”
+
+At a signal from the flag-ship the fire-control of the cruisers was
+tested. They fired in turn at a slow-moving target. The turn came for
+_H.M.S. ----_. The port forecastle-gun emitted a cloud of smoke, a
+great rolling blanket of white vapour. Captain and chaplain pierced it
+with their glasses, and it had rolled away before the splash of the
+shell showed where the aim had fallen short. The cruiser swung slowly
+round, and the brand-new 9·2 fired for the tenth time in its existence.
+Captain and chaplain watched the smoke without raising their glasses.
+It slowly melted in the bright breeze, disintegrating and discolouring
+of itself. It was quite thin before a man’s figure could be discerned
+struggling in the dissolving smoke. It seemed obvious, matter-of-fact,
+and chemical, except that it was a figure of smoke. The figure was
+only comprehensible for a moment or two, for the wind elongated his
+writhings; and his limbs, as though on the rack, were torn apart with
+delirious speed. But the impression of human agony remained with every
+human being who watched the torment of the smoke. Only the officer
+controlling the fire watched the target and noted how near the shell
+fell this time. By the time the next shot was fired, not a wisp of the
+ghostly smoke remained.... And the fear of doom remained in every
+heart on board that night except with the captain and the chaplain. The
+chaplain had decided clearly that it was either a fantasy or a divine
+omen. In the latter case it was for the good, and in the first case it
+did not matter. As for the captain, he was both puzzled and unafraid.
+
+The chaplain had noted the firing and its results very carefully as
+directed, and he handed his notes to the captain, who read them in his
+cabin. They were accurate and corresponded to the official account in
+the log.
+
+“You make no mention of the smoke,” suggested the captain.
+
+“No.”
+
+“Well, I saw a very distinct outline of a man in the smoke, and I
+expected you would have recorded it.”
+
+“No,” replied the other. “I particularly left the spook to you. It
+would have been no evidence for me to have seen and reported it, for I
+am officially supposed to believe in spirits.”
+
+“Well,” said the captain, “I who do not believe in them have seen this.”
+
+“Blessed rather are those who have not seen and yet have believed,”
+said the chaplain.
+
+“That is hardly my case,” replied the captain, “for I have most
+distinctly seen and yet have not believed.”
+
+Both turned then as sensible men to consider the effect of the
+hallucination, or whatever it was, on the crew of the gun, and
+incidentally on the whole ship. The men had come to regard it as a bad
+omen. To them it was worse than carrying round a corpse. They thought
+the gun was haunted and that, however deadly its firing to the enemy,
+it would in the end prove more fatal to the ship. They believed they
+were on a doomed vessel. It was no use changing the crew of the gun, as
+the whole ship seemed involved.
+
+“Provided I can drop a hit on the enemy with that gun in action, I do
+not so much mind if the ship sinks under me,” was the captain’s final
+deliberation....
+
+The long wait of months was broken for some by the instantaneous
+decision of mine or explosion, for others by change of latitude and
+ship; for some, indeed, it was never broken; but for a few it was
+crossed by the magic signal, “action!” On a joyous day for _H.M.S.
+----_ issue was joined in the North Sea with a German raider supported
+in the dim distance by enemy light forces. The captain gathered all the
+threads of his life and training into his hand, and stood glued to the
+bridge. The chaplain went down to steady the men, who in the glad glow
+of coming action forgot all their troubles of body or mind. The moving
+smoke on the horizon was the sign of retreating enemy, and cruisers
+with torpedoes were dashing to cut them off. Every heart on board beat
+in steady throb of unison with the ship’s engines. Precious minutes
+passed, and the smokes on the horizon were no nearer. The largest
+smoke was separating from the others. Half an hour passed and a hull
+was outlined. It corresponded to the raider, one of those sweet prizes
+which had been dashing in and out of middies’ dreams for months. As
+the raider drew off from her escort, chancing a northern mist, _H.M.S.
+----_ followed into the gathering vapour. Fire was being exchanged
+between the others, but he reserved the raider to his own. Careless
+whether she was dropping mines, he pushed into her direct wake. In ten
+minutes he would open fire. And he did.
+
+The fore-guns flashed in turn and eager glasses picked up the splash
+of the first shell falling short. The captain groaned, but his groan
+was choked with relief as he watched the next shell drop with a red
+flash on the raider’s bridge. He telephoned his congratulations to the
+gun’s crew, who received them in British silence. The red glare of fire
+was rising from the raider under the British fire. She was blazing
+steadily, and the captain no longer kept check of his guns. They were
+being fired in irregular but enthusiastic salvoes. The German flag was
+visible, white against the yellow smoke, so good were the captain’s
+glasses. Another glance and the flag was gone. He immediately gave the
+signal to cease firing. A destroyer ran in and fired a torpedo, whereat
+the raider turned quietly over....
+
+Leaving the rescuing to the destroyers, the captain of _H.M.S. ----_
+cheerfully inquired if there had been any casualties. The chaplain
+joined him on the bridge with a list.
+
+“I am afraid there have been a few.”
+
+“I never knew we were hit.”
+
+“No, we were not hit by the enemy, but unfortunately a six-inch gun
+starboard exploded after firing one shot, the second shot of the
+action, and the whole crew were killed or wounded.”
+
+The captain buried his face in his hands, forgetful that this was the
+end of the perfecting day of his career, when years of preparation were
+tested in action. Action and victory had come and also unlooked-for
+disaster.
+
+He could return home and report a brilliant and decisive action, but
+the nature of his casualties necessitated an inquiry. A great deal
+of evidence was taken as to the explosion of the six-inch breech,
+and as little as possible was allowed to reach the public. It was
+proved that the gun had been made with every possible care, being
+tested and regulated in every way. The metal itself was subjected to
+a close examination, and found to be of the best. The only flaw was
+traced to a slight superfluity of carbon, which remained inexplicable
+amid the alloy, and no blame was attached to the maker, or to the
+crew or captain who had had charge of her in action. This carbon had
+undoubtedly brought about a weak point in the gun, and under pressure
+she had exploded, though in practice she had been successfully fired.
+It was an explanatory but unsatisfying report....
+
+A month later--“Carbon is a material cause at least,” remarked the
+captain to the chaplain, “and carbon could have come from a man.”
+
+“That is a possible solution, if you think it likely that some man fell
+accidentally into the gun when it was cast,” replied the chaplain.
+
+“I know it,” said the captain, “for it was my suspicion, and a private
+and careful inquiry has placed me in possession of the fact that this
+gun came from a foundry where a man had been actually lost in the
+molten metal.”
+
+Both sat in stony silence, and then the captain rose to go.
+
+“Whatever I saw and you saw and the ship’s crew saw, the cause was
+material and a man.”
+
+“Yes, and as you have had reason to observe, a man is a spirit,” said
+the chaplain, returning to his duties....
+
+
+
+
+THE MISSIONARY
+
+
+The life web of Theodosia McSolomon was short but vividly painted and
+could only be picked and plaited together from different angles of
+the globe. To begin with, she was brought up strictly, straitly, and
+even sanctimoniously by her father and mother, who were Presbyterian
+Minister and Ministress in a secluded corner of the County Armagh in
+Ireland. It was called Gortaherrin. She grew up to honour her father
+and mother, though she could hardly have wished the long days promised
+in the land for such servitude. She could hardly have desired long
+life in their lifetime, for she served them more as a slavey than as a
+daughter. Her brother Theophilus helped her with the harder work in the
+kitchen until he went to college, whereupon she sank into the position
+of servant except on Sundays, when she occupied the front pew at the
+Meeting House. It remained a sign to her of salvation, social as well
+as celestial.
+
+She grew into graceful girlhood, tall, and healthy as the wild rush
+under the sweetening sky; waxen-white, not the white of sickness, but
+the white of the hawthorn’s limelight bloom on the hedgerows in spring.
+Her nature stayed deliciously unspoilt, for she had never known a kind
+word or a kind action, nor expected either. She lived on buttermilk
+and eggs, and turf-baked soda-bread. She seemed content with her fate,
+but for no particular reason except that fate was not discontented
+with her. She had the essentials of life without a single extra.
+Face-powder, love-letters, corsets were of the Devil! She was not
+unhappy, for she had never known what it was to be happy. And healthier
+she grew and fairer and more wiry in all her curving limbs, but her
+hair was not wire. It was best described as spun primrose petals; spun
+into a thin silken weft. It was of a texture that made the daffodil
+look coarse and the yellow-wagtail seem painted. The closest clue in
+nature was the glint of the full harvest moon on the yellow shooks of
+the bogland corn when ripe and reaped. It was as thin and nearly as
+transparent as a thread of baby’s spit, each hair of her. And she wore
+it in the shape of a little tight unwieldy bun like a tennis ball that
+has collected cobwebs.
+
+Her garments were ghastly. One annual skirt. Mother’s old hats trimmed
+with ribbon. Father’s cast combinations patched and reefed with
+thick darning thread. A scarecrow’s purgatory in sum! The good girl
+sincerely did not wish to be any expense to her dear parents. She was
+given no opportunity to be so. Mother would have liked to have been
+affectionate, but affection had been mangled out of her. She asked
+nothing of a life in which she perceived nothing. All was in the life
+to come. Without meaning it, she weighed like wet washing on Theodosia.
+Father was always as erect as an arrow and as indeflectible as the
+Grace in which he was imbued and abounding. He stood in Grace up to
+the ear-lobes. His high hat was smooth with Grace and his boots were
+greased therewith. His only trouble in life was how to give unto others
+out of his over-abundance of Grace. Mother had Grace, sufficient for
+salvation, though father had had his doubts of her once, returning
+from their honeymoon. Theodosia ought to have had Grace, for everything
+humanly possible had been done to instil the divine condiment into her
+soul. However, she had always been a very unresponsive child. Even at
+her baptism she had not cried, to the amazement and disappointment of
+the old Irish woman who held her and believed that departing demons
+should cause screams in the normal way. Apparently they had preferred
+to stay. And later Theodosia’s honey-coloured hair had given further
+anxiety to the old woman who had tended her with some goats and hens in
+childhood. It was not quite the same colour as the scutched flax which
+yellow hair should resemble. It was stranger still. Her mother must
+have been overlooked by the fairies before Theodosia was born. Farmers’
+maids would never let her see the churn or a new-born calf for fear of
+blinking the milk or overlooking their cattle. They thought her hair
+unlucky. It was not a decent human colour.
+
+In the vacation her brother brought home a fellow-student from Trinity,
+Josiah McWherry. He was a lithe and likely lad. All day Josiah and
+Theophilus studied for the Ministry, and in the evening they conversed
+with the Minister’s family. The Minister was of great use to the boys
+on any point of philology or philosophy. He had swept gold medals into
+the full of his student’s cap. On Sunday nights he would only talk
+Doctrine, and he was still fervent against Unitarians, with whom there
+had been great controversy in his youth. He used to talk about the
+great Doctor Hanna--“Roaring Hanna.” And he always ended upon a great
+orthodox note: “As the Father is God, so is the Son God, and the Holy
+Ghost is God.” He was a Trinitarian to the backbone, and would have
+stood stiffer than a stake in the flames. However, there was nothing
+except Unitarians and Papists for him to feel stiff about in his young
+day. Home Rule and women’s bicycling came later. Spiders scuttled and
+beam-lice somersaulted when he spoke on either of those subjects. One
+was the destruction of the Union with England, and the other of the
+marriage-union. He would not give Home Rule to Papists or to women. It
+was by the firelight, listening to Dr. McSolomon, that Josiah first saw
+the glint of silvery golden-grey in Theodosia’s hair. When she leaned
+over the blazing turf, the red light played through the long plaits.
+They were allowed to be let down in the evening, and the effect by fire
+was like mulled claret poured over melting butter--not that Josiah knew
+the joys of claret at any temperature. But he looked long and often at
+the primrose hair and contrasted it with the flower face, which was
+always as white as snow--white as the fuller’s earth, thought Josiah
+scripturally. But he kept his thoughts to his presbytical self, and not
+till he returned to Trinity did he indite a series of sensible letters
+concerning sights in Dublin, which Theodosia was allowed to read after
+perusal by each parent in turn. Naught suspecting or imagining, she
+wrote a nice answer full of Gortaherrin news, and a pleasant, callow
+correspondence was opened between the Manse and that famous seat of
+learning in Dublin. Correspondence was encouraged, as it gave city news
+to the old birds. Josiah returned for the next vacation, and ventured
+to propose to Theodosia. She accepted him from a mixture of ingrained
+modesty and obedience. Her parents were not informed owing to her
+total innocence, and took no suspicion until an incautious love-letter
+sent to her (care of a romantic local post-mistress) and sewed into
+Theodosia’s pillow was found by Theodosia’s mother and handed to
+Theodosia’s father, who was unable to speak for several days. He always
+acted slowly and deliberately. Hasty wrath or unweighed reprobation
+was neither in his policy nor of his temperament. Theodosia was not
+lectured or beaten or accused of any specific crime, but she was
+locked into her bedroom for a fortnight and nourished upon the bread
+of affliction and the water of tears. The letter received no allusion
+at home, but she never received another. Josiah McWherry wrote four
+Sundays in succession and received no answer. Puzzled, he stopped
+writing. She obviously did not enjoy reading in ink what she had
+allowed him to whisper over the firelight or when she was washing the
+delph. He was a faint lover.
+
+She took her medicine well, though she imagined she had touched the
+outskirts of romance. A gentle thrill had attuned her, though Josiah
+had only proposed a nice arrangement for her, a sort of transfer
+in domestic service for the future, and she had wrongfully kept it
+from her parents. Love was a term of mixed meaning to her. Love was
+something peculiar to God, and mortals who indulged in love got
+into trouble. God so loved the world that He had damned most of
+their neighbours, the Roman Catholics for sure, and the more-worldly
+Episcopalians, who went to the Horse Show and Monte Carlo to spend
+their rents. Theodosia came out of her room chastened. The rod of John
+Calvin had been thrust under her milky skin. It was a priceless skin,
+for which many a woman of the world would have flayed her own in
+exchange. It was as clear and clean as wind-flowers reflected in the
+moonlight water.
+
+She had not seen her father during the fortnight. He was waiting for
+her in his study. With one terrible frown he absolved and abolished
+the past. Then he revealed the future. Correspondence of any kind
+was forbidden. She must promise never to write to Josiah again, and
+she promised, giving her simple word, that was as adamantine as that
+of Medes and Persians. She had undoubtedly written more than one
+love-letter herself, or Josiah would not have been beguiled into his
+evil communications. Dr. McSolomon regarded her as a lapsed child until
+she had atoned. Grace might still be applied mercifully. Grace had
+been noticed to reside to a fuller degree than usual in a neighbouring
+minister, Mr. Caleb McRoarty, a sober, steady and godly-minded widower
+living in those circumstances which never receive the meed of pity and
+attention accorded to the state of widowhood. When has a merry widower
+been bespoken? Mr. McRoarty might be expected to call any day and press
+his suit, which Theodosia was reminded needed no pressing. She would
+have a chance to become mistress of her delph and her mangle, and to
+preside over a Manse of her own.
+
+This was the second time Theodosia felt her life stirred to the core.
+It gave her intense repulsion and she shrank like a flower into its
+half-opened bud. When Mr. McRoarty called, she wished for the first
+time that she had never been born, but she showed no tremor, no
+protest, no scene. She had a deep feeling that her life must turn
+far otherwise, and, when her parents left her in the kitchen with
+Mr. McRoarty she heard him with present smiling and absent mind. He
+was well-meaning and inclined to be absorbent. The first touch of
+absorption was pain to Theodosia, but in the circumstances Mr. McRoarty
+believed his caress had been not only permissible but acceptable. He
+embraced her over and over. It was his way of clinching a bargain. He
+had already given her father a cow. It was an exchange in kind, and
+Theodosia seemed willingly his. Sentiment might be thrown into the
+bargain. But his clutching arms tore down the curtain, and she suddenly
+glimpsed life in a Manse with this black-coated but fangless gorilla.
+He was not cruel or vicious to look at, not very amorous even, unless
+it was of her hair, which he fastened into a plait and rubbed over
+his mouth. Theodosia started like a sensitive human violin. She could
+not bear to be scraped by those large hands, though they thumbed the
+Gospel; or kissed by those thin lips, though anointed with the dew of a
+thousand sermons. She shivered and writhed until he stopped. She stood
+in a stupor without saying a word till he went out and bade good night
+to her complacent parents.
+
+Then the break came. Hurrying into the kitchen she washed until she had
+washed her face clean and clean, and brushed until she had brushed his
+stickiness out of her hair. What was she to do? She felt like wax that
+could not rid itself of his impression. She blew out the candle and
+still saw him gibbering round her in the dark with the horrible agility
+of old men who momentarily believe themselves young. His flaccid kisses
+still sounded in her ear-drums. She lit the light again and determined
+to write to Josiah, who was living with his father in Belfast. Yet she
+had promised, and to break a promise was to go to Hell. Then the elfin
+element in her made a nudge. Why not send Josiah an empty envelope? It
+was a sign to be interpreted and it was not exactly writing a letter.
+She addressed an envelope and wrote nothing within. But would he
+understand that it meant an empty heart, blank despair and appeal for
+help? But the fairy part of her worked like a charm. She snipped off a
+primrose tress of her hair, placed it inside the envelope and ran with
+it in the night to the post office. She couldn’t have written less. She
+couldn’t have sent more. And she had not broken her Christian word!
+
+Josiah had the courage or curiosity of youth to understand, for he
+came over from his father’s Manse three days later. She was lucky
+enough to see him in the road before he took the turn into the Manse.
+She ran to meet him and to tell him all. When they came to the Manse
+door, her father was waiting. He did not seem to mind Josiah’s
+arrival, and let him stay to supper, questioning him kindly about his
+examinations. Josiah found himself alone with the old man and plucked
+courage to mention his case. “Theodosia and I had kind words together
+last vacation and I hope you did not mind the letters I could not help
+writing to her. I know she showed them to you.”
+
+Dr. McSolomon smiled a deep and saturnine smile. He so seldom smiled
+that the motion produced a little stiffness in his face for the rest
+of the evening. When it was time for Josiah to leave, he informed him
+quietly that Mr. Caleb McRoarty had made successful application for
+Theodosia’s hand and that he intended marrying them himself the next
+month. As a matter of fact Dr. McSolomon had only intended to inform
+Caleb of this the next morning. That evening Josiah informed Theodosia.
+This was the third shock she had felt in her life, pleasurable or
+otherwise. Pleasurable had been the coming of Josiah to Gortaherrin,
+far from pleasurable the wooing of Caleb; but the bare announcement of
+her marriage with Caleb, though the greatest shock of all, gave her
+neither pleasure nor pain. It conveyed the emancipation of disaster.
+
+Everything was combining to the decisive moment, even Caleb who had
+shot his bolt too soon. She had felt his horrid hook, like the minnow
+grazed by the rusty pin of a schoolboy’s coarse fishing line. If it
+were not for the memory of that foul embrace she would have remained
+and swallowed the fate her parents designed for her; unconsentingly
+no doubt; ruefully resentful perhaps, and cowed unto humiliation, and
+certainly embittered to all time. In thirty years she thought she would
+probably resemble her mother, a bootmat in disposition, and rather like
+an old boot in shape. Her hair would become like her mother’s, snowy
+white. While there was colour in her hair, it seemed there was hope.
+
+Hope for what? Josiah had already started walking down the drive. She
+slipped from the kitchen door across the fields and awaited him in
+the high road. When she acted, she always acted without thinking, out
+of a lonely and gallant instinct. She was of the blood of the martyrs
+of the Covenant, and then the fairy in her bade her not lose the man
+she had once summoned out of the void by casting with a lock of hair.
+She went and she met him hasting away with that lock clutched in his
+hand. When she glimpsed it she knew that fate was blazing her path.
+He had hardly risen to the moment, but it was her fate, not his, that
+possessed the moment. Perhaps he had no fate, only a soul and that a
+cut and dried and preserved specimen. Perhaps she had no soul, only a
+tremendous fate. She simply told him that she was coming with him to
+the station, and at the station she told him she would come with him
+to Belfast, where he was living with his father, and in Belfast she
+intended to tell him she would marry him. He began nervously counting
+the money in his pocket as soon as she broached Belfast. There was just
+enough to bring them both there. He trembled counting it to the station
+master. She noticed his emotion and pressed his other hand. She could
+feel her lock of hair rustling between his damp fingers, and she knew
+it was well. They sat and talked for two wonderful hours to each other
+in the ill-lit third-class compartment, and even in the dirty oil-light
+her hair assumed supernatural glow. Their plan was unsophisticated.
+They would join hands before his father and swear themselves man and
+wife according to the marriage law of Scotland. They did so on arrival
+and remained the night under the roof of the surprised Josiah Senior,
+Theodosia sleeping with the still more surprised Mrs. Josiah Senior,
+while father and son discussed the next move in the kitchen. They
+decided that Dr. McSolomon must be faced with a clean breast, the
+fullest apology must be offered and humble entreaty made to suffer
+their marriage to remain. They both agreed that Theodosia, knowing her
+father so well, was the proper person to carry this out.
+
+Next morning, Theodosia was singularly and poignantly recalled from
+the realm of romance to acute realism, when she left the bedroom of
+Mrs. Josiah Senior for the breakfast table and heard her bold rescuer
+suggest that she should return and explain matters to her father.
+She sat shyly and silently, wondering and watching. Then she shook
+her tangled head and Mr. Josiah Senior said that he would take the
+journey to prepare the way for her, and he was as good as his word.
+He returned late in the evening and reported that terms were possible
+though the wrath of Dr. McSolomon was terrible. He learnt from the
+mother that he had deliberately cursed his daughter, and a frightened
+farm-girl had expressed the fears of the household by saying that his
+curses had killed the house spiders in their webs! On learning that
+some form of service, some rag of respectability, had been clutched
+by the sinful pair in the presence of a Minister of the Gospel, he
+had remained silent for an hour and had then declared that since the
+neighbours, assisted by the romantic postmistress and the Episcopalian
+station master, had already put the gossip over ten parishes that his
+daughter had run away with another Minister’s son, Josiah had better
+marry her outright and keep her for ever. He made no conditions except
+that Josiah should go abroad with her or, if he continued to work for
+the Ministry, go on the mission field. He forbade utterly Josiah or
+Theodosia setting foot within Gortaherrin Manse until the hour of their
+death or his, but he held out the appetising suggestion that he would
+come and unite them finally under their new roof in Belfast.
+
+That delicate and indelible scene actually occurred. Josiah had had
+the presence of mind to leave the house by the back entrance when
+he sighted the rectangular Minister of Gortaherrin standing at the
+doorstep. There could be no description of the hard white mask in
+his face save that every angle was an acute angle. The gesture with
+which he had smoothed his grey silky beard was an indication that
+he considered scandal had been averted by narrow margins, though
+his brother Minister showed him the large, unseductive bed in which
+Theodosia and Mrs. Josiah Senior had passed and continued to pass night
+time. Next to scandal, Dr. McSolomon hated most the sense of being
+thwarted, and Theodosia had thwarted him bitterly. She had raised a
+power before which domestic tyranny had failed and the walls enclosing
+the Manse had fallen like the walls of Jericho. Bitterly he thought of
+Rahab and the scarlet thread which that ingenious lady had shown from
+her window, and he cursed Rahab and Theodosia in the same breath. He
+declined to see or bless his daughter, but, to save allusions in the
+local paper and his good name from the postmistress, he was willing
+to be present with his wife at a public ceremony and the sooner the
+better. Josiah agreed to take Theodosia into the foreign mission field,
+and the rite took place in accordance with the Presbyterian Church of
+Ireland. Josiah took Theodosia to be his lawful wedded, lawful bedded
+wife, and slept with a gentle primrose cloud about his head. Neither
+before nor after the ceremony did Theodosia’s father speak to her
+except for one terrible moment when for the first time they were alone
+in the waiting-room of the railway station, and Theodosia, greatly
+moved, threw herself on her knees to ask a father’s blessing, if not
+his forgiveness. But Dr. McSolomon never unbent, though at least he
+spoke two words: “Shoo, Whore!”
+
+He was of the iron calibre of the Covenanter, indeflectible of Grace
+and inexorable of judgment. When his eye offended him he plucked it
+out, and when his daughter offended him he vomited her overseas. It was
+very doubtful to him now whether she would save her soul, but at least
+he had saved appearances. He was of the relentless stock that breeds
+martyrs and of the blood that crieth against Nineveh. But home scandal
+is worst.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Reverend Josiah McWherry and Mrs. Theodosia McWherry had passed
+four years on the Mission in China. They had had a stiff and rather a
+dull time, as it were sowing tame oats. They had struggled and scraped
+and saved to make ends meet, for there had been born to them three
+children, and Theodosia was expecting to complete her book by adding
+a synoptic fourth to Masters Matthew, Luke and Mark McWherry. Josiah
+saved souls and halfpennies with equal avidity. If the extreme opposite
+of spendthrift is a theological virtue, it was his. The expenses of
+mission life were formidable though a Society in Chicago advanced a
+bounty of fifty pounds on every child born in the mission field. So
+economical were the evangelising pair that they actually saved a little
+on the bounty won for each child. Theodosia understood that they were
+putting aside the money needed to revisit Ireland and never grudged
+the pinch in dress or food. Besides, she thrived on the rice, and her
+skin was still unspoilt by the sun and her hair remained the colour
+of pale primrose. Suave Orientals observed her beauty with a polite
+wonder. Though they were quite untouched by the Reverend Josiah’s
+God, they secretly observed and admired Josiah’s goddess. Josiah
+became mechanical, with his mind set and focused on the double task
+of saving Chinks in his tin chapel and tin in his chink-box. Chink,
+chink! The lot of a missionary is not a particularly happy one. His
+fellow whites succeed in living down any notion he may instil into the
+East of the moral perfections of home Christendom. He himself ceases
+to believe in Europeans, and the Orientals seldom begin to believe in
+him. It is the working of the old paradox, that Christianity began
+as an Oriental religion, a sublime teaching of the Desert, and, when
+brought back to the East in Western trousers and upon elastic-sided
+boots, becomes unrecognisable there as religion at all. The puzzled
+Orientals observed domesticated missionaries preaching from a pulpit of
+middle-class mind and second-class comfort One Who abandoned Mother and
+declined wife. The McWherrys were as unsuccessful as might have been
+expected in the task of presenting a suburban Calvin to the children
+of Confucius, and were intensely relieved by a call to minister to a
+semi-European community in Hong-Kong. It sounded pleasantly provincial
+after the frontier misery of the Mission, and they accepted the call.
+They took the first steamer down the coast out of the little Chinese
+port; Matthew, Luke and Mark with them. There was the additional reason
+that Hong-Kong was provided with white doctors, and Theodosia stood
+in need of one in about two months’ time. They agreed that the call
+must be providential. They were two days at sea and never out of sight
+of the coast, when Theodosia was prematurely seized with pangs and
+premonitions. Her condition grew more serious and it became obvious
+that she would arrive at Hong-Kong with an addition to their party, for
+whom no ticket had been provided, and, as Josiah calculated with panic,
+no bounty could be claimed. For the high seas are extra-diocesan and a
+child born at sea cannot be described truthfully or even theologically
+as born on the mission field. Theodosia lay calmly in her berth showing
+no traces of panic nor pain. But Josiah’s panic was considerable. It
+was financial. Though he sat sympathetically holding her hand, he was
+harassing his wretched mind with the agonising chances of losing fifty
+pounds, if she were quickly and successfully delivered at sea. It was
+not only unlucky, he felt, but it was unchristian to let an innocent
+family be deprived of their right to so great a sum. It was even
+intolerable. But any minute it might be so.
+
+The day grew into night, and a long harassing darkness began for both.
+Morning came and nothing serious had happened. Theodosia only thought
+of the child. Josiah only thought of the bounty. He looked out upon the
+smooth sea and beheld a land which was never quite out of sight. The
+ship’s doctor was of opinion that her child would not be born that day
+but would certainly appear before they reached the landing stage of
+Hong-Kong. It set Josiah thinking and finally he went on the bridge and
+suggested to the captain that it would please the powerful Missionary
+Societies if he took his ship into the nearest port for the event. Land
+doctors had naturally more experience than sea doctors of such cases.
+Of course he had heard of such things as “Water Babies” and he laughed
+nervously. He was terribly anxious for the sake of his wife. The
+captain only remarked that he knew no port within three days’ journey
+except Hong-Kong.
+
+At noon Josiah was feeling as desperate as a Minister of Providence
+feels it is right to feel, and again he mounted the bridge. This time
+he demanded to be put ashore in the long-boat with his wife. He had
+consulted her and she had vaguely consented, believing they were not
+far from their destination. “My wife is anxious to be put ashore before
+her baby is born. I insist on our being placed in the long-boat.” The
+captain only remarked that in such circumstances a sea doctor was
+better than no doctor at all. It might look very calm, though it did
+happen to be the season of the year for typhoons. However, he consented
+and ordered the ship’s stoppage. He was aware of the propriety of not
+offending the Missionary Societies. They provided a great deal of
+traffic on the coast. His action could be interpreted as an attempt to
+save human life and he would allow a crew of three to row the lady with
+her husband ashore. The three children, Matthew, Mark and Luke, were
+left with the stewardess.
+
+Theodosia was carried out of the bowels of the comfortable ship and
+lowered down the companion ladder into a bed prepared in the stern of
+the long-boat. The shore did not look more than an hour’s row away.
+With broad grins the two seamen began rowing toward land, while a third
+steered, and Josiah continued his indefatigable attentions in the
+stern. As the boat drew away from the ship, the light of the sinking
+sun flickered and rested a moment on an untidy tress of primrose hair.
+It was the last detail visible to a few curious and pitying passengers
+who stood watching from the main deck--a gleam of primrose hair
+disappearing rapidly into the Yellow Sea.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+As a matter of fact Theodosia suffered less mental agony on this crazy
+trip with Josiah than during their elopement to Belfast. Then her mind
+had been on the rack. Now it was only her body that suffered as the
+slow pain got hold of her and she lay back under an open sky festooned
+with the gathering indigo of virulent storm. Shore was considerably
+farther than the atmosphere had let them imagine, and, though it
+remained clearly visible, they did not seem to have drawn closer during
+the first hour. Another hour passed and once or twice a tremor shot
+through Theodosia’s body while she uttered not the ghost of a groan.
+Each time he felt her quiver, Josiah felt fifty pounds being wrenched
+out of his pocket. The very tide under the churning boat seemed to be
+drifting away with his well-earned bounty. Her very hair seemed like
+a bunch of melting yellow sovereigns to his feverishly anxious sight.
+From time to time he urged the rowers with imprecations, mild but loud.
+Land drew decidedly nearer and the outlines of the harbour he had
+visioned were taking shape in his eyes. Even if the baby were born on
+the landing stage, the bounty might yet be won. Josiah unfortunately
+had no sporting sense or he might have been as thrilled as the native
+seamen by the gamble he was making. It was a woman’s life against fifty
+pounds! Theodosia rapidly passed beyond all emotion save pain.
+
+“Ahoy! Boat Ahoy!” descended upon them through a megaphone. They
+held their rowing and then their breath. Above them towered a great
+liner through the yellow misting, immense, massive and majestic. It
+was slowly bearing down upon them. Transfixed with dread, Theodosia
+watched with the helpless feeling growing upon her that the mighty
+ship would cut the child within her into halves. For herself she had
+no thought, and Josiah had no thought for her either as he stood up
+and shouted “Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!” The liner deliberately stopped and a
+companion ladder was lowered. For the second time that day Theodosia
+found her child-bed the cynosure of a sympathetic passengers’ deck. By
+this time she was feeling weird as in a dream. Some strange destiny
+was approaching her in that mighty ship of the high seas. She found
+herself hoisted through the air, taken into a comfortable stateroom
+and treated for starvation and shipwreck by three stewardesses. The
+rowers and Josiah were similarly treated in the saloon, and discovered
+to be thirsty rather than hungry. A real thrill was supplied to the
+lazy and luxurious passengers when it was announced at dinner that the
+rescued lady had been delivered of a child! As a rule European ladies
+do not choose the China seas as the best place for an accouchement or
+an open boat in typhoon weather as the most propitious surroundings.
+It seemed rather remarkable and caused talk amongst the crew, who were
+the first to learn the underlying cause from their rescued mates. The
+grim truth began to circulate through the ship, from crew to officers,
+from stewardesses to lady passengers, from pursers to gentlemen in the
+smoking-room. The indignation was spontaneous and summary. Josiah
+received morally freezing shoulder blades wherever he turned.
+
+Meantime Theodosia lay in a comfortable bed, for the first time in
+her life. She was placed in one of the state-rooms of the royal
+suite, which a Persian Prince courteously placed at her disposal. Her
+experiences were widening. She had experienced child-birth before,
+but she had never drunk champagne. It had the dizzier effect. Then
+they brought her fruit and titbits daily. Ladies in beautiful clothes
+came to watch and wash the baby. A purse was subscribed to provide
+him with a loving cup. The baby cried and crowed without realising
+the fluke that had dropped him into a bed of clover, whereas he might
+have easily been tossing like a broken eggshell in the China seas. The
+captain of the ship and the Persian Prince applied for the position of
+godparent, and were present at the baptism, performed by the ship’s
+chaplain with distilled water. The whole ship was interested. The only
+person unnoticed on the occasion was Josiah. Theodosia was particularly
+pleased that the Prince had accepted the position of godfather. What
+would Gortaherrin have thought?
+
+Oddly enough the captain was an atheist and the Prince was no less than
+the living head of one of the great Mohammedan sects, who venerated him
+as a remote descendant of the Prophet, and believed him incapable of
+sin and ready of miracle. His bath-water was collected very carefully
+every morning by worshippers and dispatched in sealed cans for the
+degustation of the faithful--throughout Pan Islam. Some was sipped in
+the Afghan hills and some was swallowed in the Sahara. In India it
+was administered as a powerful spiritual tonic at the moment of death.
+The lower classes used it to cure diseases. But its main virtue was
+internal, and the faithful had acquired almost a taste for the scented
+Parisian soaps in which the Prince was pleased to cleanse his body. The
+salaciousness of his instinct was perhaps offset by the saponaceousness
+of his hide.
+
+He was by chance one of the first to welcome Theodosia when she was
+brought on deck. She was stretched under an awning, while ladies took
+turn to hold silk parasols between her and the breeze. She lay with
+her white skin shining like a river-run salmon, fresh and fruitful,
+unflecked and unflushed--while her primrose hair moved delicately in
+the warm air. It was a colour that the Prince had never seen before in
+his long experience of light-skinned women, European or Eurasian. And
+he studied it as he would have studied the water of a diamond or the
+wine in a ruby. Theodosia was quite unconscious of his admiration. Two
+things stood clear in her soul. Her baby lived, and her love for Josiah
+was dead, dead as that money bounty. But the present hour felt like
+Paradise.
+
+Unconsciously and then consciously her mind had shed Josiah. She had
+overheard the unceasing indignation of the passengers who came to
+pet the baby. Women looked at her as though she had suffered some
+great martyrdom for her sex or for her religion, or as though she had
+been rescued from the arena. Men bowed with tender smiles or stood
+eyeing her as though she were some fair form of fish pulled out of
+the sea. Josiah used to creep about her with an expression that might
+have called for pity, had there been anyone to pity. But of all on
+shipboard none pitied and none pardoned. Theodosia only asked him what
+there was to pardon. She was perfectly cheerful and politely hoped
+Josiah was not as sick as he looked.
+
+There was always some new friend to talk to her and she never felt
+ashamed, for her old clothes had been put aside for ever. The first
+class passengers collected a trousseau for her. For the first time in
+her life she had sampled the soft delight of wearing the finest French
+underwear, fringed with gossamer lace and spliced with tyrianthine
+ribbons. Her body was massaged every day by rhythmic fingers, and her
+legs were encased in silk stockings of so fragile and transparent
+a web that the colour of her veins was apparent. She was laid upon
+cushions and given winsome wines that made her gay or sleepy and
+deliciously aware at intervals of a new world and new impulses. She
+knew continual pleasure and happiness for the first time in her life.
+She was surprised to find herself flooded by such tender and luxurious
+emotions. Life had always been rugged and hard, with a hardness against
+which she had never kicked. It was only once in her life that she
+had desired with desire, and that desire had been fulfilled. She had
+wilfully compelled Josiah to come to her and take her away to Belfast.
+She could never desire again as she had desired then. She acquiesced
+now in whatever life brought her of weal or woe. She had not shrunk
+from pain and death, when it seemed to be her portion. When fate
+flowered, she did not decline the lovely pleasure. She had endured the
+Chinese mission without a murmur; filth, discomfort, poverty, lonely
+childbearing and her queer dread of the Orientals. She always had a
+quiet fear they would get her some day. She had read of Boxers. Now her
+life had taken a wonderful twist, thanks to Josiah’s idiocy and greed.
+She learnt that she would be deposited by the liner in Japan in a few
+days.
+
+The Prince was particularly active in his attentions and curious as to
+her future. He hung about in a wonderful dressing gown, an heirloom
+in his family, contrasting with the London trousers and boots below.
+Josiah showed no emotion except anxiety as to who would pay for the
+return trip. That was rather unexpectedly settled by the Prince,
+who, after some entrancing conversations with Theodosia and a very
+heart-to-heart talk with Josiah, proposed to pay Josiah’s journey back
+and to give Theodosia a much needed holiday, at his expense also, in
+Honolulu and California, whither the ship was bound. Josiah said he was
+the only gentleman on board. He was certainly the only one to speak to
+Josiah.
+
+Theodosia’s glowing health and acquiescence of mind enabled her to
+recover quickly from the creasing of childbirth. She took her children
+naturally. They had come as a consequence of her immense and primitive
+desire to escape from Caleb McRoarty. China was another consequence and
+she had accepted the rough and tumble of her lot. Even when Josiah had
+thrown her into an open boat she had not uttered one repining word.
+She had not desired comfort or even life. She had always felt she
+was paying a penalty. And now it all turned to this, the admiration
+and adoration of a whole ship. It was a far cry from Belfast, and
+Gortaherrin had shrunk into a point upon the other side of the globe.
+Josiah had dwindled into something incredibly small. All feeling
+for her father had died in the waiting-room at the railway station
+in Belfast, when he cursed her for her harlotry, and now it had died
+for Josiah for whom she had given up her father. She felt as much for
+Josiah as for the skinned body of one of the kids she used to see
+hanging at the Irish crossroads. As for her mother, she was only the
+ridiculous rag-accompaniment to her father. Theodosia was primitive
+and could grasp only one thing at a time. Once Josiah had been the
+one and absolute idea, and now he had shivered to nothingness. He had
+come to her on the wings of her great desire, the desire of the bird
+to escape from the cage. He had been the wings of her desire and she
+did not mind seeing them crumpled now. At least they had carried her
+to the empyrean. She watched his ghostlike face hanging round her
+cabin. He really looked like a goat’s ghost if there were such things,
+ridiculous, inane and unwanted.
+
+A new idea had come into her life. She was enjoying it! The great
+physical wrench she had endured combined with the beautiful clothes,
+in which she was dressed, to give her the glorious emotion of the
+chrysalis when it has been bred to butterfly. She was lying on the
+deck at delicious ease. Her feet were encased in white, gold-brocaded
+shoes, and her body lapped in a rose dress faintly frothed, as it were,
+by a shawl of lighter pink falling from her shoulders. Flesh-coloured
+were her silk stockings and like a web of rosy silk was her flesh. The
+two plaits of her primrose hair attracted so much attention that she
+left them hanging. They were rather like the pollened antennæ of some
+florivorous insect; their soft sheen like the pellucid cinnamon of
+the rain-washed sunset of spring. She had rather despised her natural
+coloured hair compared to the bright hennas and auburns and chalybeates
+of the ladies aboard. It never occurred to her that hers was the only
+undyed foliage and her face the only unrouged petal in the first-class
+dining saloon. But it had been obvious to every man with taste on the
+ship, and the Prince was a man of exquisite taste as well as of highly
+religious sensibilities.
+
+One day he approached her not for the first time truly, but for the
+first time they discussed religion. The idea of accompanying him on a
+holiday had charmed and absorbed the innocence of her mind. She had
+felt no remorse in sending Josiah back from Nagasaki, nor had Josiah
+felt any qualm when the Prince, with the generosity that a great
+Christian nobleman might not have shown, had paid him the forfeited
+bounty out of his own pocket in consideration of the plucky attempt
+Theodosia had made to save it. Fifty pounds was nothing to him. He
+had given eight thousand the previous month for a French race-horse.
+The only prick of conscience she felt was her desertion of the
+new mission-post even for a month. The children could remain with
+Josiah, except the baby, and His Serene Highness played with Baby too
+charmingly. How surprised she was to learn that he was the head of a
+great religion. She found herself growing sad at the thought of his
+perdition. But it was satisfactory and a little wonderful to be arguing
+with the head of a real Mohammedan sect. It would be a good chance
+to find out how Moslems really felt towards Presbyterian principles.
+Perhaps?--and her heart leaped--she might be able to convert this
+prepossessing Prince. How wonderful! He was a sort of Senior Moderator
+in his own community, and must have untold influence.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+They were together. “If you are a Mohammedan,” she asked him, “are you
+not a teetotaller?” “No, I always drink wine.” “But the example must
+be wrong for your followers?” she queried. “They never drink wine, but
+they do not mind me doing so. They believe that by saying a few words
+I can always change wine into water betwixt the cup and the lip. They
+are very faithful.” Theodosia shivered. She felt like having tea with
+Antichrist. But he was so sweet playing with Baby. She dared ask him if
+he had many wives. No white man had ever dared ask him such a question,
+much less a white woman; and he had known a gamut of one and a gallery
+of the other. He trembled with rage, and then with amusement. He had
+never met a white woman like this before, and a missionary’s wife as
+well. He had always shared the official contempt for missionaries
+and the official indifference to their wives. He had the Oriental’s
+disgust for the wives of professed holy men. In fact, a Maharajah’s
+hundredth concubine seemed less displeasing to him and to God than the
+missionary’s lady with her black jet brooch, and Jumble Bazaar written
+all over her clothes. “Yes,” he told Theodosia, “I have many wives at
+home, and they are all good friends.” Theodosia looked at this heathen
+with great pity. “Would you never give up the poor dear ladies and
+let them become Christian?” “I do want to give them up and to marry
+one nice Christian instead,” the Prince stated with a delicious
+smile. Theodosia woke to possibilities. “They need a Queen among them
+to instruct and help them,” he added, “a white golden-haired Queen.”
+He was watching how she would take it. She clapped her hands. “How
+splendid! They could all become Christian. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if
+you married a white lady. How I should like to be her!”
+
+The Prince hardly knew whether he was talking to a schoolgirl full
+of the “Arabian Nights,” or to a very mysterious and self-concealed
+courtesan. But he knew that he was fascinated and not merely drawn
+fleshward. It was moonlight, and the Pacific Ocean was full of
+filtering sounds and suppressed purples. From time to time a great
+phosphorescent sheet shot across the ship’s track like the sea’s
+luminary echo or defiance of the moon. Butterfly by day and moth by
+night, Theodosia felt freed of her shell, and the name of her shell was
+Josiah.
+
+The Prince was beginning to see his way. At Honolulu he suggested that
+Theodosia should return with him to Persia instead of continuing to
+California. Theodosia was quite willing and began to visualise a new
+future. Though the Prince had hinted that she might become the white
+Queen he had alluded to, it was clearly impossible as she herself was
+married, and then he was possibly married in some queer way to all
+those dark ladies. An extra one might not make a difference for him,
+but it would puzzle the Belfast Presbytery. In the end he proposed,
+with his unfailing tact, that she should enter his harem as English
+governess to his wives. She could share their limited life and, if
+she liked, she could consecrate herself to their conversion. All
+Theodosia’s scruples were overcome at a puff, and she began to feel
+as radiant in conscience as in body and mind. She no longer felt she
+was acting treacherously to Christ and Kirk. Under her conscience,
+however, a subconscience warned her and a subconsciousness tempted her
+to unknown delight, and, when she succumbed again and again, the very
+warning became an overwhelming delight or expectation of delight. All
+this occurred in the undebating and unchallenged recesses of her soul,
+where modern ideals and primitive instincts keep company.
+
+As long as she talked a little religion every day with the Prince,
+Theodosia felt that all was justified. Josiah only made two converts
+a year in China. She might really devote six months to a convert so
+important as the Prince. It was true that he would only talk religion
+when she refused to hear him on any other subject. He preferred to tell
+her of Parisian theatres, and his race-horses and the splendours of
+his royal palace. He found himself unaccountably checked every time he
+tried to touch sex, though she allowed his ebony hands to move on her
+canary-coloured hair. Though she was deeply versed in her Scriptures
+and had an eye for his soul, he had a number of arrows in his Moslem
+quiver which surprised her. And this it was that surprised him most.
+The only thing she ever asked him for was his soul. White women with
+whom he went even as short a trip as London to Paris generally asked
+for pearls. But to go to Honolulu and back and be asked to become a
+Presbyterian was a rich experience. And he desired her exceedingly.
+With hushed desire he desired.
+
+Woman though she was, she mistook his desire for her body for
+nervousness on behalf of his own soul. Religion often confuses a woman
+with her own halo. She asked him delightfully what could hold him back
+from Christianity, or why she might not smooth away any particular
+difficulty. He smiled his catlike smile and asked: “You say that Allah
+childed by Miriam the Virgin?” Theodosia nodded. “And the Child was
+God?” Another nod. “Then the Only God became many Gods?” “Only two!”
+she threw in a little hastily, for he sharply rapped: “And the Holy
+Ghost, of whom you were speaking yesterday?” “Yes, the Holy Ghost also
+is God,” she admitted, “but no others.” “Allah is become three Gods
+then,” he said, and spoke no more. Sometimes she would have persuaded
+him that the Son also was God and the Holy Ghost, God, but he stroked
+her and soothed her enthusiasm with Oriental calm. “I would find it far
+easier to believe that Miriam the Virgin is God,” he said one evening.
+“Gracious!” quoth the daughter of the Manse, “do not become a Roman
+Catholic, whatever you do.” He laughed. “You have so many different
+Churches among the Christians, and so many Gods, that I cannot discern
+which is right.” Yet he always seemed to be laying his difficulties
+at her feet, when he lowered his head on her shoulder. She showed no
+repulsion, which was to him astonishing. Never had he met white woman
+the like. “Women are to me religion,” he continued. “The great prophets
+have made it a choice between women and religion. I have found that
+they are the same.” She did not quite understand his meaning, but she
+quickly composed the only meaning attachable to his words in their
+circumstances. He must be fond of her and, because he was fond of her,
+he must want to become a Christian, she assumed. She looked round into
+the high-bred dusky face on her shoulder and without moving her lips
+touched his with her mouth. She intended it as a friendly little act of
+gratitude, as though she were stroking the nice old tame tiger behind
+bars in the Dublin Zoo. At most he might have purred. The effect on
+the Prince was, however, different. He tossed his lighted cigar into
+the sea like a tiny redheaded rocket. Then he caught her mouth between
+his lips and drew it slowly into his, while his arms crept round her
+body, and his ring-jewelled claws spread themselves on her chest like
+a panther holding its surprised prey. She saw his face slowly rise
+from hers, and in the dark his feline teeth flashed with tiny but
+exquisitely set diamonds. She kept quite cool, though dimly realising
+how romantic a Governess she would be expected to be.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In Persia Theodosia came into her fairy own. Geographically she knew
+not where she was, within hundreds of miles. She had been brought
+inland by native bearers, had been carried in litters, with her
+baby, and finally thrown amongst the ladies of the harem. There
+she had been clothed in Eastern dress and looked to herself like a
+perpetual Christmas card. She was strangely remote from any idea of a
+Presbyterian missionary. Her feet, cased in rich-smelling morocco, were
+no longer the elastic-sided feet of those who bring good tidings upon
+the mountain-tops. The dusty, rusty dresses of the Jumble Sale were
+no more. The thread-worn skirts were replaced with something more in
+accordance with the surrounding Jungle. Her mother’s black jet brooch
+had been destroyed or lost by the Prince, who gave her pearls instead.
+She wore them for his pleasure, half stripping herself at night in
+order to keep cool--pearls in long strings, falling festoons, white
+waves of pearls. He liked to watch her concealing her modesty behind
+their dangling sheen, and she would lie back like a flower which has
+weathered long vernal frosts and is bursting bud more brightly for the
+delay. In that tropical Asian summer she bloomed like a flower of the
+Irish spring. And her hair was in perpetual flower, summer or winter,
+with its strange and indescribable coloration, milk of dandelion,
+cream of marigold or quintessence of honey. It gave the Prince a queer
+religious exaltation.
+
+Theodosia did not fail to fall in love with her lover. It had all come
+with such a rush. Not until she was ensconced in his harem did she
+realise that he intended her to occupy the position of a favourite
+wife, and that even among the dark ladies she was favourite, and that
+his holy favour was upon her. In the Palace and the Palace gardens she
+was accounted something divine. Servants fell prostrate before her.
+Days of wonderful ease and luxury followed. Weird sights and colours
+came to her through slitted shutters. Theodosia was clothed in Oriental
+dress by silent slaves every morning, though when she dined with her
+Prince a vitiation of taste insisted on Parisian gowns. He was really
+a dazzling creature, not handsome but forceful and intoxicating in his
+converse and behaviour. Gorgeous was his dress, taken clean out of
+the “Arabian Nights,” though at moments he wore beautifully tailored
+London suits, which Theodosia used to mistake for the first signs of
+Christian disposition. She had given up the attempt to convert him.
+He always listened with agreeable politeness and then countered with
+something too unexpected or upsetting for words. Indulgently he would
+hear what were to him the utterly preposterous doctrines of Irish
+Presbyterianism, and then quietly inquire how any Prophet, however
+well spoken of in Belfast, could be the bodily son of Allah. Or he
+would quote cleverly from the Scriptures and the Koran until she was so
+muddled that she knew not which he was drawing argument from. And when
+challenged on a doctrine she would coyly refer to John Knox or John
+Calvin, and once she referred to her father’s great hero, Dr. Hanna of
+Belfast, and the Prince asked if Hanna was a lady preacher, and laughed
+her to scorn.
+
+When she had had her little say, he would read her ecstatic words from
+the Song of Solomon and give her coffee filled with a sharp-sweet
+little flavouring, and then she would forget everything except his
+marvellous love-making. To the subtleties and ecstasies of love she had
+always remained a stranger. She had known nothing more intoxicating
+than her own desire, and that she had achieved. Josiah had always
+treated her with Presbyterian primness, wooing her with perfectly
+wooden propriety. Her ecstasy of Josiah’s embrace lay in release from
+home. When home dwindled into hemi-spheral distances, the ecstasy of
+Josiah ceased. He was a dull lover, in other words a perfect husband,
+and he retained a certain prosaic modesty of courtship by his total
+absence of any poetry of motive or motion. On occasions of connubial
+felicity he never did more than read her a chapter from the Epistles of
+St. Paul. The difference between St. Paul and Solomon was considerable.
+
+The Prince remembered the word of the Prophet, whose blood ran in his
+tropical veins, and how Mohammed had said to every faithful, “Woman is
+thy field, plough her after thy will.” And he made love to Theodosia,
+to all her emotion and to all her soul, and with his body did worship
+and with his soul did adore her until she would swoon in his arms, and
+only awake from swoon to become sufficiently and sweetly conscious
+that she was swooning again. Often an Asiatic moon looked through the
+forests and gardens and lighted on her beautiful primrose hair as it
+lay in wet wythes across the hot mouth of His High Serenity and Holy
+Highness, who was graciously pleased for the moment to forget his
+race-horses in France and his chorus girls in England, and even the
+Exalted Star of India, which he had received during his last visit to
+Calcutta. For her part, Theodosia awoke to all that he roused in her.
+Whithersoever he called, she followed him even in a dream. Surely he
+had never known white woman like her, for she was the first to respond
+to his love and not to his pearls. And she satisfied his soul as well
+as his body. He found something strange and almost uncanny in her
+hidden beauty and unconscious charm. She came to exercise a magical
+effect on him, and when he remembered how she had come to him out
+of the seas, like Aphrodite through the foam, she became poetry and
+passion, a veritable goddess in his eye. Her sway and power became
+tantamount in the seraglio and, had she cared, supreme through the
+Palace and through the dominions of the Prince.
+
+It was so strange, in his eyes, that she never asked him a favour
+and even gave him back the jewels with which he delighted to heap her
+sinuous body. Through unguents and the fingers of her attendants she
+had acquired a grace and dexterity for which her health and simplicity
+of life had prepared the way. When she lay sleeping she lay like a
+white snake that had just sloughed its scales, firm and warm and
+rippling. The Prince was appreciative of the gifts of Allah and felt
+frequently grateful that he was of the kindred of the Prophet.
+
+It was true that he was often criticised in the Orient for his
+excessive love of things European, of English clothes, white women
+and French luxuries, but it was never dreamed or hinted that he could
+betray the faith of Islam. Astuteness as well as piety combined to keep
+him steady on that point. With the European Governments he was on the
+best of terms. His subtle religious influence was always thrown on the
+side of the English Raj, and a letter from his pen was always accorded
+special attention whenever he deigned to point out some unnoticed
+excellence of English rule or to convey some sentiment of the East to
+her understanding rulers. Though excluded from certain clubs, he stood
+socially very high in Europe.
+
+Nevertheless there were movements abroad in Asia, and the ways of the
+Prince were not well seen by the Nationalists and devotees of Asiatic
+Bolshevism, and he was freely criticised and even cursed among many who
+should have been his followers. He had the misfortune to be equally
+distasteful to students with European culture, who applied a knowledge
+of the Higher Mathematics and chemistry to bomb manufacture in the
+East, and to the fanatics, who hated him for the horrible rumour that
+he had introduced a white missionary woman into his household.
+
+But no rumour reached Theodosia, who was lulled to ease and at moments
+lifted to ecstasy, until she forgot her father and her father’s Kirk.
+The strictness that had been bred into her with a ramrod lapsed. She
+gave herself up to her lover until she could hardly bear to pass a day
+or a night without him. The sound of revolution and uprising never
+reached her. She never read apprehension on his strained features or
+realised that he loved her every hour as though it might be their
+last. She loved him each time as though it were the first. It was her
+perennial spirit. They were great and wonderful lovers, that was all.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The end was bound to come and it came. A day broke with ominous quiet
+over the Palace. The Prince had departed that morning on business
+of state for many days. He was travelling on his way to India. His
+secretary had just telegraphed the number of guns that the station
+master and the British Government were expected to provide, also
+the height and trappings necessary for the elephants privileged to
+carry his baggage and the holy bath water.... An hour or two passed
+of perfect calm.... Then a low wail arose outside the Palace and a
+frightened woman crept into the women’s quarters, spreading word that
+the holy one, the beloved of the Prophet, had been assassinated at the
+railway station. A moan swept through the harem like a subconscious sob
+of Suttee, as though every woman that had ever lain in his arms was
+turning her face to the wall to die. Slaves threw themselves on the
+ground and tore out their hair, mourning their dead lord with pitiful
+and heart-lacerating sounds. From outside the Palace rolled the rumble
+of confusion and disaster. Cries and occasional shots pierced the still
+of the afternoon air.
+
+Theodosia, much astonied, felt neither grief nor fear. She had loved
+him as she could never love a husband or one of her own race. He was a
+vivid unreality, a weird monster, who came to her in dream, half Cupid
+and half Caliban, but he had appealed to the fairy part of her nature,
+and he had raped her soul till she felt there was none left. Therefore
+she sat without regrets and without remorse carelessly waiting what
+might come. As the shouts outside grew fiercer, women were thrown into
+hysterics of fear and grief.
+
+Nobody knew now what might come. Theodosia was the only one who might
+have been expected to feel some tremor, to show some fear, for within
+her moved the child of the Prince. She kept her mind unstricken within
+herself that the child might not be frightened in the womb or released
+before the hour. Something stronger than herself upheld her. An
+immortal mood lifted her above the accidents of Oriental revolution.
+She was not overmatched by circumstances nor overthrown by approaching
+fate. She did not trouble to imagine the future in which she lived or
+died. She sat there vacant-minded with full body and high heart in that
+Palace of mourning and terrified despair. More than ever before in her
+life she knew that she was not of those around her. The mysterious
+sense of power and isolation drew her apart, which had once drawn her
+apart from her family in Ireland. During another hour fell expectancy
+hung over all. At last came knocks, cries and repeated inquiry. The
+guards had left their post so that the fanatics were able to enter
+without a word. The revolutionary students had settled the fate of the
+Prince at the railway station. It remained for the strict reactionaries
+to carry out a visitation of the harem.
+
+The infidel wife of the favoured child of the Prophet had long been a
+ribald rumour upon the lips of their enemies. They had smarted too long
+under the taunts of other Moslem sects. Armed men, reeking with dust
+and fury, intruded. The harem was laid desecrate. The women crouched
+upon the floor of the inner chamber awaiting the sword. Theodosia
+retired to the room which privilege had accorded her and sat bolt
+upright. It had struck her that they would not dare to kill her while
+she carried child, the sacred child of the head of their own religion.
+But was it likely that they could know of her condition? She was only
+thinking how to save her child. Fate seemed always condemning her to
+child-bearing in perilous places. She stripped her pregnant body and
+threw over herself the beautiful opera cloak that her lover had given
+her. Then she waited. She could hear the harem being interrogated and
+repeating the formulas of Antichrist: “There is one God and Mohammed
+is his Prophet!” Each woman repeated the words with abject and craven
+eagerness. Theodosia was listening and wondering whether their
+repetition on her own lips would save her child or not. A certain pride
+sat in the place of her soul.
+
+The search for the infidel woman followed. The inner apartments were
+ravaged, but the fanatics were surprised to see a white woman advancing
+coolly towards them, clad in a dark electric blue and green cloak
+fringed with ostrich fluff round her neck. There was a wild cry:
+“There is one God and Mohammed is his Prophet!” She stood smilingly
+shaking her head. Her nonchalance roused their fury and a man advanced
+threateningly. She saw the glint of steel in his hand and her feet
+froze to the marble steps. She was surrounded by assassins on every
+side, and she was not unaware of the danger. She opened her cloak and
+lifting it upon both arms, said simply, “Respect the child of the
+highly favoured son of the Prophet.” They drew back, crying, “It is
+true! She bears the child of the Prophet. Let her acknowledge Islam
+and live!” She stood there watching them idly and carelessly as in a
+dream. “Acknowledge there is one God and Mohammed is his Prophet!” they
+screamed, with swords and daggers lifted within striking distances.
+
+“There is one God,” she replied, and a silence as of death weighed
+upon the Palace and upon her words. “The Father is God, and the Son is
+God, and the Holy Ghost is God!” A groan passed through the fanatics
+on hearing this Christian blasphemy within the very dwelling of the
+head of their faith. Was it possible that this white infidel had been
+tolerated within, as rumour said, in order to corrupt the Moslem wives
+of the holy one and to defile the very hearth of their religion with
+Christianity? Now they knew the worst. They threw themselves upon her,
+and holding her wrists and ankles, carried her within and out of sight
+of the other women.... There was a pause and no sound was heard in
+that Palace until the cry of a newly-delivered child. A crowd of men
+and women had gathered outside. To them was shortly carried a dusky
+new-born boy. All knelt in adoration, for it was a Prince of the blood
+and kindred of the Prophet, and the hereditary head of the faith.
+Perfect and unscratched and unbruised was the child, as always are
+children born Cæsareanwise.
+
+But even in that last hour of agony Theodosia found joy to look upon
+the child that was born into the world, before it was taken away from
+her for ever, and strength to cry aloud to her torturers, “The Father
+is God and the Son is God!” She could say no further, for a strong
+hand took her throat and she felt a ropelike strangulation shorten
+and finally quench her consciousness. Fiercely the blood seethed in
+her temples and the breath battered the tissue of her lungs. Swiftly,
+swiftly the fairy blood danced out of her heart and poured in torrents
+upon the floor. Slowly, slowly she died, not unworthily of a daughter
+of John Calvin, and was at eternal rest.
+
+In the days of the Roman persecutions she would have not failed to
+become a spouse of Christ. She could have stood in the arena as calmly
+as she stood in the seraglio, and let her body be meshed by the net of
+the _retiarius_ as smilingly as she had lifted the folds of her opera
+cloak. When the women crept back frightened in the morning they found
+her body where her slayers had left it. Round her twisted neck was
+tightly tied a long plait of her primrose-coloured hair. It lay like
+a spilth of wild honey upon a broken bough of a white ash-tree in the
+first break of dawn, after a stormy night in some far away country of
+the West.
+
+
+
+
+MIDIR AND ETAIN
+
+
+Once upon a time the Kingdom of Meath was as rocky and stone-bound as
+the fields of Connaught to-day. Etain the girl fairy lived with Midir
+the King of the Elf-mounds of Ireland. She was the most beautiful of
+her kind, for the folk of Ireland judged beauty ever afterward by Etain
+the beautiful, but she was unstable and fitful. She had a mind and a
+half-memory, as well as a full memory. It was out of her half-memory
+that Midir heard her speak in her sleep of other lovers beside himself.
+With brooding on her strangeness he became a stranger to her in his own
+mind. With that he left her and went riding upon his coal-black horse.
+A snow-white hound ran for shadow by its side, for no fairy horse can
+throw a shape upon the ground.
+
+It was a second wife he brought home. She was also of the fey, and her
+jealousy was more terrible than the jealousy of women born. She dealt
+secretly with her Druids to ply Etain with spells. They made Etain as
+a butterfly that eateth flowers. Etain fluttered vainly into Midir’s
+sight, but his eyes were cast elsewhere and the Druids’ wind blew Etain
+like a silken leaf across moor. Seven years she was carried hither and
+thither by the king-winds of Ireland until she lighted in the palace of
+Midir’s dear foster-son by the Boyne water. He knew her for woman under
+fey and built her a little house with windows instead of doors, and
+fed her with bog myrtle and rowanberries. At evening she would assume
+her ancient beauty. For the Druid spell was by the Sun and by the
+Moon and lost power in the twilight, which is neither of sunshine nor
+moonlight. Midir’s Druids knew she was come by Boyne water and hastened
+till they found her bower hanging like a swallow’s room to the palace
+walls. Etain was drying her wings in the light. With a magic blast they
+tossed her again upon the elements, and for seven years she floated
+like a little satin cloud hither and thither.
+
+A lesser wind dropped her into the court where the people of Ulster
+sucked sweet hydromel from methers. Etain fell into the cup beside the
+King’s wife. It was a woman’s cup and white with milk, so that she
+swallowed Etain for a white curd. In earthly shape was Etain reborn and
+then was she called Etain, for her fairy name was not revealed then or
+thereafter by dream or Druid. With Ulster’s princely daughters she was
+reared till the noon of maidenhead. One day they bathed together in the
+blue speckled sea. A strange horseman rode by upon a coal-black horse,
+and a seagull sailed for silvery shadow under its hoofs. All but Etain
+slipped into the waves, but she stood, caught in her half-mind. The
+stranger said, so that she heard:
+
+“She was so delicate that a Queen quaffed her unwitting. Her place is
+not with earth children. For her sake Meath shall be smoother than sea
+and the Elf-mounds of Ireland laid in ruin. The men of Ireland shall
+measure beauty by her name for ever.”
+
+He said, and slipped behind air and was unseen. Hither and thither the
+princely maidens of Ulster waded for wonder and for fear of his words.
+But Etain stood trembling like a winged thing in a draught of fire.
+
+Eochy was King of Ireland and lived in the demesne of Meath. For the
+man of Meath is the ruler of the men of Ireland. But the rocks of Meath
+gave no place to his horses, and the rushes no milk to his cows. He
+was wont to ride round Ireland visiting every King and Kingling of his
+allegiance. His loneliness for one was not healed by the company of the
+many. He stayed unwedded, not finding mate among the royal women of
+Ireland. Harpers he had sent upon horses and wizards upon air to find
+one willing and worthy to queen Ireland. Lastly he rode out with only
+a favourite harper alone with him. Toward evening they found Etain. A
+purple mantle stitched with silver hung across her shoulder. With a
+silver comb she drew her hair into plaits. Her cheeks were red as the
+sun upon the West, and her arms were whiter than the snow falling at
+dawn. Her teeth were pearls dashed in the foam of the sea. Her eyebrows
+were darker than the wing of the bright beetle.
+
+The King asked her name. “I am Etain of the Elf-mounds,” she said; for
+by dreaming she had happed upon the place she came from. He asked if
+she were betrothed, and she told him that the Kings and noblemen of the
+Faery came wooing her by all the wells and waterways of Ireland. To
+forsake all the women of the world the King promised, if she would but
+come with him to Meath. But for love of the World-under-wave she would
+not queen Ireland.
+
+Eochy returned to his home. By day he lay him down, and by night he
+rode and swam. Love of Etain let him not enjoy the life and valour of
+the world. Druid and harper could not quell the pangs of his pain nor
+the sorrow of his sickness. A leech came, who could tell the disease in
+the house from the smoke curling on the roof-top. “No need to lament,”
+quoth he, approaching the palace, “this man is undone by one of the two
+peerless plagues which afflict the men of Ireland. It is envy or it
+is love.” He saw the King and said: “It is not envy. It is beyond the
+dream of Druid and the healing of harpers. The herb of the physician
+cannot attain thereto.” The King rose and said: “My disease hath run
+deeper than my covering of skin. My love is a kingdom of strength and I
+am held therein. I am wrestling with a spectre. I am tossed to Heaven
+and I am thrown into the sea. I am enamoured of an echo.”
+
+“Better seek the rock that gave you the echo,” said the leech, and
+the King set riding again with his harper. When they approached the
+dwelling of Etain, the King sent his harper to play in her hearing
+while he waited the distance of the sound away. Etain saw the King
+passing and took no notice, for she saw the darkness of his horse’s
+shadow upon the rocks. But of his sweetest the royal harper harped.
+When he played of the wonders and wooings of Meath, Etain listened
+and the Boyne river passed from her memory, and the Kingdom of the
+Elf-mounds from her half-memory. She rose to reward the harper. Nothing
+would he take but to tell her his story. He told her of Eochy, High
+King of Ireland, wasting away for her sake, until she took pity and
+told him to send the King to tryst at dawn that he might live and not
+die of her.
+
+At dawn of dawn one drew near to her, and courted her with tales of
+the beauty and bravery of Meath. She soothed his love and went her way
+in the twilight. In the true dawn came the King, and when he found
+her gone he wished to lie down and die. His harper found Etain and
+persuaded her to tryst with the King at the dawn of the morrow. Once
+again it was the wraith that came to Etain in the twilight of dawn,
+but with the likeness and the voice of Eochy. The wraith told her that
+the women of Meath had lost all beauty in the night. Etain said: “It
+is with Eochy and not with you that I trysted at dawn lest he should
+come to his death.” The wraith replied: “It were better that you should
+court me than the sick King, for I was your lover in the aforetime.”
+
+Ever was Etain remembering, and the wraith spoke to her by the fairy
+name that lay in her half-memory, and said: “I am Midir and by the
+sorcery of Druids we were driven apart. Again have I found thee as
+ever of enduring beauty and faithless mind. When I prattled to thee of
+the Methians thou thoughtest I was their King. King am I only of those
+who pass under wave and beyond world.” Then was Etain divided between
+her love for Faery and her anger at the trick which Midir had played
+against her, and she made pretence that she would marry the man who
+had Meath for his own. Answered Midir: “Can I not give thee all the
+may-meadows and well-waters of Ireland for bride gift?” Answered Etain:
+“Even so would I not exchange the Methian royalty for thy lineage,
+which is none that men know.” “True said,” replied Midir, “for there is
+no lineage where there is neither birth nor death.” Fiercely he pressed
+her to return with him to the Elf-mounds, saying: “Thou shalt live for
+ever with the primrose-haired. Thou shalt be Queen of the tribes who
+pass all-seeing and unseen through the hills of Ireland. Pleasant are
+the plains of Ireland, but there is a Plain which is beyond pleasure.
+Delicious to the minds of men is the sweet hydromel that the women
+of Ireland brew in vats, but the drink of my country enchanteth every
+sense together.”
+
+Etain would have laid away her pretence then and gone with Midir, but
+Eochy drew near with his harper, and the earthly harper drowned the
+dream of Faery. For a year and a moon and a night Etain lived with
+Eochy in the Kingdom of Meath, and theirs were all the boundaries of
+all Ireland. Whoever is Lord of Meath kingeth every bound of Ireland.
+“The Setting is with the Jewel,” as the Brehons have said. Their
+allotted time passed and they chanced to sit in the hall of banquet.
+The inner gates were closed. The armed men were withdrawn from the
+ramparts, for it was against the chivalry of Ireland to make attack
+after nightfall. The porter stood alone in the court. A warrior was
+seen passing within the gates. The porter knew not his face nor his
+accoutrements and still-stood with fright. His knees kissed and his
+heels fled from each other. Eochy heard the clinking of his knees and
+cried aloud to the porter: “Who knocks?”
+
+“Midir of the Elf-mounds,” was the reply, “and I am come to play
+against the royal harpers for a fee.”
+
+The King of Ireland consented, both for his love of harmony and for
+his love of the hazard. Now the best harpers in Ireland are they who
+have learnt their tunes from the herdsmen who listen at the holes of
+the Elf-mounds, and Midir made sure that no harper of Eochy would
+play other than echoes of his own music. Very cunningly he played the
+music of challenge, and sang of the youth and beauty of the world that
+is ever young, until the old wine in the casks stored under the roof
+became fresh wine of the grape and poured down the walls. When he had
+finished, the very warriors and poets of Eochy cried: “Victory indeed!”
+
+Then the King called his favourite harper, who had been stolen out of
+his cradle by a water-wench, and had heard better music under wave than
+ever upon earth. Long he played and all listened, Midir most of all. It
+was no music of Elf-land or echo of the elfin tune, but the music of
+the cities which have been drowned in the Western sea. The night winds
+carried the music into the trees outside the royal rath of the King
+and, though it was winter, they burst into bloom. When he had ended,
+all present cried: “Victory over victory!” Midir asked the fee he
+should pay to the royal harper of Ireland. “Clear the plains of Meath
+smooth of stone!” said the harper, who knew whence Midir came. Midir
+went as he came.
+
+At dawn the royal steward went out and found the fields as smooth as
+the face of the clouds, and a great host with fairy oxen carrying away
+every stone except the magic stones of the Druids, and sinking them
+into the bogs and waterholes of Ireland.
+
+But Midir was unsatisfied and came to the King the next night, passing
+porter and portals into the room of banquet. The King asked his need,
+and he said: “A game of royal chess.” The board was set of gold and
+silver squares, and the King slew half of Midir’s chessmen. Midir
+pretended anger, and bade the King choose whatever stake he would.
+“Rid the fields of Meath of every rush,” said the King. At dawn the
+royal steward went out and reported that a multitude of small folk were
+hewing down the last rushes as men destroy a forest.
+
+The next night Eochy came again and asked another game. The King gladly
+consented to show his skill. Midir played with the wisdom of his own
+people, and he left no piece but his own standing upon the board, and
+the King’s kingpiece. The King inquired his stake. “To hold Etain the
+beautiful in my arms for a moment of time,” said Midir. The King was
+troubled and bade him return after the month.
+
+At the end of the month Eochy filled his halls with chosen warriors and
+trim swordsmen, and sent men riding to and fro upon the ramparts. Midir
+passed through them all. “A debt is due to me,” he said. “I have not
+considered yet,” said the King. “Etain the beautiful thou hast promised
+me.” “But only for a moment of time,” said Eochy. Fear came upon Etain,
+for the year of her forgetfulness was passing from her. To the King
+she clung, saying: “Until thou resign me I will not go from thee.” “I
+will not resign thee,” said Eochy, “but he may take thee in his arms
+for a moment of time as thou art, and in the midst of my warriors, and
+while my horsemen gallop the battlements.” “Well said,” quoth Midir,
+“for a moment of love time is longer than all time.” To Etain then he
+whispered her fairy name.
+
+She withdrew not from his arms, but passed away with him as she had
+come, through the lattice of the roof. Eochy the King rose and cried
+aloud as a sheep shouteth to an eagle bearing away her lamb. When the
+warriors in the court heard the cry of the King, they leaped against
+each other with their swords in their hands and shame in their eyes.
+And the riding men spurred to and fro upon the ramparts. Yet no one was
+seen to pass, and though the King of Ireland rode into the night with
+his harper and his Druid he never came by Etain the beautiful. But the
+fields of Royal Meath to this day are smooth of stone and rid of rush.
+
+
+
+
+KATHLEEN
+
+
+I cannot prove that animals have souls, but I would go so far as to say
+that the apparatus of a soul is there. Instinct is obviously not soul,
+and, moreover, is based on hereditary earth-fears and earth desires.
+With death, instinct dies like any other quality--like the power of
+smell or the colour of the fur. Reasons given to prove that animals
+have no souls are that they cannot laugh or they cannot pray, or they
+do not leave behind those wisps or waifs of floating personality which
+we call ghosts. Only beings with souls to lose or save have the faculty
+of impregnating place and time with those unsolved emanations, which we
+attribute to some great emotional violence or grief or crime, when we
+say that such and such a house is haunted. But then, if the material of
+a house can be haunted--that is, possessed by spirits, good or evil,
+of the past--why should it not be possible for an animal to become
+possessed and, being sentient and animate, to reproduce such effects as
+that same spirit would have on a human body?
+
+But of themselves animals have no souls. Otherwise, one might sadly
+imagine what a multitude of ghosts would haunt the human race. Would
+not the old coach roads be infested with phantom horses once worn
+slowly to death in order to keep the system of mails and stages, before
+the era of railways, up to time? Would not numberless donkeys haunt the
+sea sands? And all the cats and dogs left to starve in deserted houses
+should provide the spectral shapes of their anguish and despair, all
+manner of feline phantoms and canine come-backs. But, however inhumanly
+an animal dies, it is just because it is not human that it leaves no
+avenging or haunting emanation on time’s spectroscope.
+
+But an animal is susceptible of lodging a soul or spirit escaped from
+some other source. Holy Writ and Mediæval Sorcery combine to reassure
+us on that point. The driving of the evil spirits out of their human
+host into the Gadarene swine was the greatest experiment in Psychical
+Research since the seance of Endor, when the witch raised Samuel from
+the dead with the deliberate dare-devilry of a Kensington Pythoness.
+The Gadarene swine showed that the bodies of animals could be properly
+possessed by spirits, and of course the necromantic Middle Ages
+broidered every single Gospel fact to the full, and recorded every kind
+of fantastic variant such as familiar spirits occupying owls and men’s
+souls entering into wolves; all the horrible legend of lycanthropy, to
+give it its right name. The accepted fact that spirits could so easily
+make themselves at home in an animal’s body led the theologians to
+the theological deduction that an animal could not possibly have had
+a soul. It was empty, in fact. A human body, of course, is not easily
+occupied by spirits unless the person has been foolish enough to get
+out of his body and lose the way back. However, that is another story.
+
+To return to Psychical Research and the animal world, nothing is
+better attested than the perception of the unseen to which the
+primitive instinct of a dog is liable. Our eyes are often too scaled
+or civilised to see what is happening in our own drawing-rooms. Dogs
+sometimes follow with their eyes some passing apparition which is held
+from their owner’s sight. And they rise and shiver in that numbing
+ice-breath, which is so common a concomitant of that which comes from
+the unseen. I have known of caged birds dying, well, it was said of a
+cold draught, but really of sheer terror....
+
+Of leaving ghosts themselves animals have no specific record though
+they frequently figure in ghost stories. But the survivals and
+superannuations of human personality do return under animal form.
+There was the case of a Scotch recluse, who had a morbid little way
+about him, and was always upsetting his prosaic family by threatening
+to return to them in the body of one of his many pet sporting dogs.
+He was so insistent on this subject that the moment he died his
+family had all his dogs destroyed, but he came back all the same and
+rather unpleasantly, for visitors used to complain of the whining
+and scratching of a dog at their door during the night. Horses have
+certainly been known to make their distress known to their owners by
+telepathic means, whether they have thrown a foal untimely or stumbled
+into wire in the dark.
+
+An old school friend of mine, Edward (and the family name I leave out)
+was convinced that a woman’s spirit dwelt in his favourite mare, but
+the circumstances he would never allow to be studied scientifically
+or published in any way. As he has long left the country, and as I
+think that I alone saw the story from start to finish (and can now
+evolve some theory) I will tell it as well as I can, always making the
+reservation that it is an unpleasant story in the extreme. However,
+with the necessary changes in names and places it can do no harm to
+present it to the morbid.
+
+We were all at school together, Edward, Lord Petersfield (that was
+not his name) and myself, and Eton will make a very good disguise for
+the name of the Public School. Edward and Petersfield were prominent
+in athletics from the first, though Petersfield was always ahead. He
+was a bullnecked fellow with a face and nose of the type the Americans
+feelingly describe as “plug-ugly.” He had no brain, and being a peer’s
+son would never have been expected to use it if he had one, but he had
+tremendous grit and determination to collect all that he wanted in the
+shape of silver cups and coloured caps--in glorification of his bodily
+prowess. On the whole they prove delusive trophies to English youth,
+choking off higher ambitions and satisfying young men with a physical
+fitness which cannot last. Petersfield was really supreme of this type,
+brave, unscrupulous, thick-skinned and self-centred. He was the finest
+kick at football in the school or any school. I can still see the ball
+darting more than bouncing from his toe like a billiard ball from the
+cue, or describing long parabolas across the playing field like one
+of those drawings which illustrate the curve and velocity of cannon
+balls. And his pride and self-conceit! Well, it was our fault, for we
+worshipped as much as we disliked him. I think we feared him as well.
+He had such a relentless way of hurling others out of his path. He
+insisted on being first choice always. He had to be captain. He had to
+be winner. He had to be the record maker. Being second was poisonous to
+him. He could not stand being honourably beaten. He was a fine winner
+but a bad loser.
+
+It was the same in later life. He was a fine billiard player, but,
+being once defeated in a passing game at the club, he put down his
+cue and never played again. Defeat, however honourable, was the only
+thing that appeared to hurt him. To the racket and bruises of an
+athletic career he was impervious. Besides, he gave as good as he
+took. His curiously ugly face was attributed to a streak of foreign
+blood. Certainly he had a full-blooded Oriental grandmother. Boys of
+foreign descent more often showed a taste at school for pretty clothes
+and expensive sweets. It was odd in those days to see one, captain of
+an English school Eleven charging and barging, and swearing like any
+muscular Christian. Of course there was plenty of English blood on his
+father’s side, and it was only while he was a small youth that he was
+chaffed about the colour of his Asiatic relations with that considerate
+tact which the English schoolboy has made his own. He soon could look
+after himself, and played cricket as well as football for the school.
+The mixture of blood made him strong as a mongrel and his endless
+conceit made him courageous. He was steeled, not unnerved, by the
+presence of a large crowd, and could be depended upon to make runs on a
+bad pitch. But he was always disliked.
+
+Between Petersfield and Edward there had been a feud as fags when they
+first came to school, and it had always rankled. As soon as Petersfield
+found his level he had tried to bully Edward, and I remember the day
+when Edward decided to stand him no longer. He found himself cornered
+in another boy’s room, and seeing Petersfield descending upon him he
+snatched a knife from the table, and thrust it with a boy’s frenzy
+into his enemy. There was a lot of blood and a serious row. Luckily
+Petersfield was tough and no artery was severed. The parents of both
+boys were summoned by the Headmaster, and it was wisely decided to
+hush everything up. For the rest of their school life they were often
+athletic rivals, but they managed to keep out of each other’s way.
+They both reached the Eleven eventually, and whatever ill-humour
+remained was discharged on the football field. Petersfield left all his
+contemporaries behind, and was regarded as the best kick the school had
+ever produced, which set his selfishness and self-conceit running into
+a settled mould.
+
+The privileges and good things of the English aristocratic life were
+abundantly his. The combination of wealth from abroad, title from home,
+and athletic prowess at school opened every club and country house to
+Petersfield. He went wherever he wished, and nine mothers out of ten
+encouraged their daughters to follow and flatter him without thinking
+whether he was likely to make an ideal husband, or perhaps because
+English mothers seem to believe that the ideal husband is the third
+stage of the idolised schoolboy who has become an idle bachelor.
+
+Petersfield and Edward used to meet again in after life during the
+hunting season. In face of the solemn realities connected with the
+pursuit of foxes they could well afford to forget their disagreements
+at school. Edward used to hunt regularly, for in those days hunting was
+not out of the reach and pocket of those English country families for
+whom the sport had been divinely designed. The time had not yet come
+for the sport to become the monied luxury of townsmen rather than the
+occupation of squires, when men of wealth would command the hunts their
+fortunes supported, and when their lack of horsemanship and speed in
+the field would be met by a supply of well-aniseeded foxes and even
+three-padded Reynards, amputated for the benefit of sporting stalwarts
+who had paid to be in at the death. The King of Sports would have to
+be brought within range of the Kings of Commerce and Stock-broking. In
+the greater days of fox-hunting, Petersfield and Edward both rode in
+the first flight. Hunting was a serious matter in Leicestershire then,
+and it was a joy to behold how the hard-riding squires and gentlemen
+jockeys kept the after-Christmas crowd at a polite distance by forcing
+a tempestuous pace over the oxers and leaving the colliding Cockneys
+to drift into the distance. On such occasions there arose a closer
+understanding between Edward and Petersfield. They were both well
+mounted, and had no quarrel in the open. Indeed, by this time they must
+have forgotten the old rivalry at school. But it had left an impression
+on my mind, and, remembering how Petersfield had been able to snatch
+prize after prize in front of Edward’s nose, I would have been well
+satisfied to see him forfeit one of the more substantial gains in life
+to my friend.
+
+There came a splendid season with record runs interspersed through the
+finest of hunting weather. The Leicestershire colonies settled down to
+their Elysian fields with no cloud on the horizon except the prospect
+of having to find a new Master for one of the best-known packs.
+Fortunately neither Petersfield nor Edward had any ambition that way,
+otherwise I would have been really grieved had Petersfield snatched
+the Mastership to himself. For any such public and honourable post I
+considered that Edward had far higher qualifications. His temper was
+more even, and he often thought of others besides himself.
+
+When the time came for the renewal of their rivalry I noticed with
+interest and relief that it was over a woman that they were stirred,
+first vaguely and hesitatingly, and at last very relentlessly.
+Nevertheless the fair sex lead to far less unpleasantness in England
+than what are called sporting disputes. An Englishman who is kept out
+of some great sporting position or done out of his place in a team of
+eleven will harbour vendetta all his life. But for a jilting fiancée or
+a forsaking wife he will find a kind of bored consolation elsewhere.
+The arrows of love are fortunately blunted by the northern climate.
+
+England is a man’s country not a woman’s. Affairs of honour, if they
+arise, rise in the realm of sport, not of gallantry. Cheating at cards,
+accusations of foul play, even labelling a man a dangerous shot, will
+set men fiercely apart, and will blind accuser and accused to the
+consequences. But as a rule men do not fight duels over women or lose
+their heads merely because they have lost their hearts. There are
+always as many mermaids in the sea as ever emerged from its waves. It
+was unfortunate and unnecessary, therefore, that Petersfield and Edward
+should have discovered that the one and only girl for them resided in
+the same person. Trouble stared them in the face the moment Kathleen
+FitzClare arrived to stay at the same hunting lodge where they were
+guests. But her charms are no part of my story or at least any detailed
+description of them. Their effect certainly is. They seemed to affect
+Petersfield and Edward both with the same deadly fascination, for
+they both began to court her in the intervals of pursuing the fox.
+I was thrown constantly with all three, and found myself something
+of a neutral pacemaker for Edward, with an inclination to ride off
+Petersfield if I could. But the game was so obviously one where the
+third man cannot interfere. The contest was as keen as could be
+expected among men whose first thoughts lay with hunting all the time.
+The game went to Petersfield.
+
+Though I think on a desert island or on a social level Kathleen would
+have chosen Edward for the amiabilities which the other never had,
+Petersfield could urge a number of qualities in his cause, which
+counted high in the England of those days. A prospective Peerage still
+argued nobility and probably gentle blood. His wealth was based on land
+reinforced by a fortune abroad. He was unpopular, but his position was
+strong, and he could stroll into Parliament or a first-rate club, or
+most country houses, with very little preliminaries.
+
+He was still pushing for prizes and generally picking them up whether
+he had to make an exertion or not. Perhaps he won them too easily, for
+he never had to give that concentration of purpose and pain by which
+alone the greatest trophies are won. He had distanced us all at school
+without taking the trouble to train himself, and in later life it was
+the same. Of him it was said that he could have played cricket for
+England and won the Grand National. He had the calibre for both but not
+the self-denial. He took his sport for his personal pride and pleasure
+and not for its own reward. It was his pleasure to keep his strong body
+magnificently fit, but he had no use for asceticism or reducing his
+weight or the toils of first class cricket and steeplechasing. And his
+pride was sufficiently served by the ease with which he could hold his
+own among the amateurs of his time. Nor was he the sort to love a woman
+with the bloodless devotion of a Harry Esmond. When he saw an easy
+and pleasurable chance to make love he took it. Edward became deeply
+in love with Kathleen, but Petersfield forced the pace and in the end
+he took her away. The day came when Edward realised that it was all
+up. We were coming up the stairs when we caught sight of Petersfield
+and Kathleen on the higher landing together. He was leaning backward
+and she seemed almost to be dragged forward by the eddy of his lips.
+I swore softly, but Edward turned a little pale and said nothing.
+Petersfield looked rather like one of those Satyrs that are so often
+depicted on classical altars. Well it made me hot and Edward cold, poor
+fellow! I do not suppose Petersfield was ever particularly passionate,
+but as she turned round I could see the glint of his teeth as he drew
+his mouth across her shoulders.... Their engagement was announced soon
+after.... At the wedding a curious incident happened. Edward crept into
+the church at the last moment, and, as luck would have it, ran into
+the bride. Without a word but with a face like marble she broke her
+wedding bouquet and handed one half to Edward. Nobody but myself saw
+the incident.
+
+Edward seemed quite crushed for a long time after she married
+Petersfield, but his early training had prepared him for being
+knocked out from the same quarter. He never mentioned it to me then
+or afterwards. As for Kathleen--for all that the world knew, it was
+a happy marriage. Her relatives were wildly pleased and marriages
+are made to please relatives. She kept her end up and always showed
+herself well groomed and proud when she appeared in public, and perky
+and pleasant in the private houses she visited. Her behaviour showed
+the normal attitude with which women equally conceal the most fantastic
+tragedies or some secret happiness. You never can know by their conduct
+whether women have cancer or a lover. The same intangible veil conceals
+the most terrible secrets within. A man will make a hullabulloo over
+either, and tell all his friends in the Club sooner or later. Men are
+fools. Women will talk about everything that concerns the secrets of
+others, but their own they keep more often than people know. Kathleen
+kept hers and no one was a penny the wiser. But the marriage did not
+last. Neither women nor horses ever lasted Petersfield long. He was
+always passing restlessly on his way to try another. But there was no
+scandal or divorce in Kathleen’s case. In fact nobody thought anything
+was amiss until she was found dead one morning, and the Coroner stated
+at somewhat embarrassing length his reasons for supposing that she had
+taken an overdose of sleeping draught accidentally!
+
+She had been out hunting the day before, and Edward told me that he had
+had a long talk with her. They had always remained close friends and
+met more and more gladly. This occasion had been Edward’s last memory
+of her, and they had met at the covertside and ridden into a corner
+field together. She had talked to Edward with more than her usual gay
+manner, with a real tenderness in fact, as though she were going for
+a far journey and they were not likely to meet again that season and
+for longer. She had shewn herself more interested in Edward than in
+the hounds, and had insisted on his wheeling his horse round and round
+behind the covert. He could not remember that she had told him anything
+important, certainly nothing to illuminate the dark tragedy of the
+morning after, but her manner had impressed him deeply. She seemed to
+be prescient of a coming disaster and unwilling for him to leave her
+side. She had kept him there, he could not tell whether it was ten
+minutes or an hour, but the hunt had meantime disappeared. Then with a
+handshake and allowing him to kiss her hand she had ridden home leaving
+him an imperishable souvenir. Of course he never saw her again, but,
+what was so curious, he could not recall a word that she had said.
+He was fortunately able to keep the incident from the Coroner whose
+interpretation would almost certainly have been wrong.
+
+Edward felt her death terribly and took a good deal of the widower’s
+pose and portion upon himself. Petersfield continued hunting that
+season as though nothing had happened, but Edward grew moody and
+disappeared. He was always imaginative, and imaginative people, instead
+of being bored, brood and brood, and so a year passed. Petersfield
+married again without much ado, but Edward did not think it was any
+slight to Kathleen’s memory. Rather he came to think that, now her
+husband had remarried, she was more than ever his own, and the feud
+between the two men collapsed into its own ashes.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+After a break of two seasons Edward was hunting again. Petersfield
+was now Master of the pack, but nothing could ever induce the least
+collision between the two. Edward’s ambitions and desires had been
+steadily blunted through life. He had taken an honourable second so
+often. There seemed nothing left for him but to enjoy good health and
+a place in the ranks of sport. When they met in the field, he and
+Petersfield exchanged cheery greeting. It was a good season and they
+had plenty of hunting matters to discuss. They were having rattling
+runs and the Hunt made lively reading in the rather monotonous
+chronicle of foxhunting which spoils a daily column of _The Times_ for
+the ordinary reader. Edward distinguished himself riding a young mare
+which his father had bred, a nice black satin-coated creature that made
+up for her slender shoulders by the cat-like cleverness with which she
+took double fences and complicated obstacles. She became a familiar
+beauty spot in the Hunt, and more than one generous offer was made
+for her, but Edward enjoyed her mixture of cunning and staying power
+which generally brought him to the front and sometimes gave him a hard
+run to himself and the huntsmen. With all that money could buy him in
+horseflesh, Petersfield could never appear on a mount like Edward’s.
+One day, returning from the day’s sport, Edward told me with a quiet
+bitterness that the bad blood was beginning to mount once again between
+himself and Petersfield. I asked what in Heaven’s name it could be for?
+“Over the mare of course. Petersfield cannot bear being passed when the
+pace really begins to tell and I pass him every time. He has offered me
+a record price for her.”
+
+“You refused him, I hope,” I said. “I don’t see why he should have
+everything in life.”
+
+Edward nodded in a queer sort of way as though it was no good. I was
+with him the next day when Petersfield swaggered up and congratulated
+Edward on his riding during the week. “You won’t let me double my offer
+of yesterday?” he laughed. Edward sat still. Petersfield continued:
+“You know. What’s the name of the mare that you ride?” Edward looked
+him fair in the face and said “Kathleen!”
+
+It was the first and only time I saw Petersfield taken aback. He rode
+back to his hounds without saying another word. Then Edward told me why
+he had called her by the name of the dead woman he had loved. It was
+only a whim brought on by an accident.
+
+“The first time I rode her to hounds,” he began, “she stopped dead in
+the corner of a field and would not move away. She whinnied and pawed
+the ground not out of fear but as though to attract my attention. It
+was no use trying to push, much less to punish such a willing goer,
+so I dismounted and tried to find out what was worrying her. I got
+off and looked round. Then I recognised the spot. It was the corner
+where I had said good-bye to Kathleen three years previously. It all
+came back to me then, and most curiously I immediately remembered for
+the first time what Kathleen had been speaking to me on that strange
+and ever-regretted afternoon. It was about old friends being best and
+how pleasant it was to come back to them in after years, and would I
+always allow her to feel like that toward me. That was about all. And
+the scene dug up the old impressions in my memory so fresh that I lay
+my head across the mare and fairly shook with grief. I thought she
+understood almost, and when I mounted her again she trotted off and we
+joined the hunt. She galloped like mad and I forgot her shying in the
+first field after the exhilaration of that run. She just showed her
+heels to the whole field. Though we often passed that field again, she
+never stopped or repeated her action. But what had happened linked her
+up in my mind with Kathleen and that is why I called her by the same
+name.” So said Edward.
+
+I saw a good deal of him that season and admired the perfect
+partnership established between him and his mare. It was more like
+telepathy than horsemanship. He told me that the mare could read his
+thoughts before he passed them to her mouth or to his heels. She never
+tired in the field and he was only afraid she would some day strain
+herself. He had entered into the relations that an Arab bears to his
+horse. They became inseparable companions. Not only in the field, but
+in the stable; and out of the hunting season, Edward made the mare
+the pet of his life. She moved, galloped and jumped under him with
+something of the spirit-like obedience that a medium gives to a strong
+control. I don’t think it was out of simple sentiment or in mockery of
+the might-have-been that he called her Kathleen. I had to realise that
+he really believed that Kathleen, the dead Kathleen, had found a way of
+coming back to him out of the next world. I thought he might have saved
+himself his emotions when he uttered her name in reply to Petersfield,
+who, unless he was more thick-skinned than we thought, must have seen
+how deep the old sorrow lay. Anyhow, Edward had taken the idea into his
+cranium and as it gave him great consolation it must be regarded as a
+good idea. It seemed fantastic enough that Kathleen, having presumably
+regretted her marriage in the next world as well as in this, should
+have found this rather round-about way of redeeming her frustrated love
+for poor Edward. He, just like a man, was convinced that she had loved
+him even when she chose the other man. He was convinced that he had not
+lost her after all and suffered none of that imaginative agony in which
+lovers think of the dear unattainable dead as annihilated in space or
+crying a ghostly grief in the icy void. Edward was spared all that, and
+a good gallop on the mare ridded him of loneliness and depression of
+any kind. In the end he would never let anyone but himself ride her,
+and after every ride he rubbed her down, and fed and watered her. She
+appreciated his care and carried him and kept him in the first flight
+all the season. They were a real ornament to the Hunt.
+
+The bad times came to the old gentry and the squires. New taxes
+and old mortgages hit them harder and harder and numbers fell out
+of the County ranks, selling their Halls and Manors to financial
+looters and legalised plunderers. The character of hunting began to
+alter. Extraordinary people came a-hunting, packs changed hands and
+the money-interest could always be felt, even in the necessity that
+arose for artificially slowing the speed of the foxes. Huntsmen were
+required to show kills rather than sport. The bad times hit Edward’s
+father rather heavily and he had been unlucky in trying to recoup his
+lost income in the Argentine. The family in consequence suffered not
+merely decay but swift and total disaster. Unsuspected debts rose to
+the surface and everything saleable had to be sold. Books followed
+furniture, and finally went the horses. Edward’s father had a certain
+call on the mare he had reared, and Kathleen had to be sold with the
+rest. If it had not been for his father’s distress, I think Edward
+would have preferred to shoot her there and then. But there was no way
+of getting her out of the storm that was engulfing the fortunes of
+the house, and she was expected to make the sale a success. She would
+attract buyers who might likely buy the other horses.
+
+Edward avoided Tattersalls the day of the sale. I went to watch the
+bidding. The mare was well known in the world of horse-buyers and there
+was a keen tussle between different hunts to purchase her. A dealer
+bought her for four hundred guineas, a very fine price. Edward went
+abroad after the sale to live in the Colonies, where bankrupt men may
+live free and ride a horse. I saw him no more.
+
+I spent that winter hunting, varied with excursions to races,
+steeplechasing for choice. Amateur riding is always more amusing if not
+such an exact science as professional work. Towards spring I attended
+some point to point racing in the Midlands. There was a small crowd
+at either end, and I took up a position in the middle of the course
+beside the most formidable fence. Several of my friends were riding and
+Petersfield was a strong favourite. Petersfield had never chequered
+my life, but I confess I would rather have seen him second than have
+won a good sum on his win. With my glasses I recognised him at the
+start. I watched the starter and the anxious drop of his flag and the
+solid burst of horses and riders opening like a fan and thinning out
+as each obstacle brought one of them down. The race became a string
+with Petersfield leading. He was riding beautifully and his mount was
+tossing away the sods like a runaway ploughing machine. They splashed
+through a water obstacle. The race seemed to me Petersfield’s, as I
+watched him shoot past and over the fence at which I was standing. He
+threw his mount like a cricket ball at the next fence, when suddenly
+the horse doubled itself up and stopped dead. Petersfield slipped over
+its head, landed on his feet and made a desperate effort to remount.
+The horse’s front legs danced in the air. Petersfield jerked down the
+sinewy snakehead and bundling the reins into his hand was scrambling
+back into the saddle. He had lost the lead but it was exciting to see
+if he could still win. There was a chance. No, there wasn’t! He was
+ready again, but the survivors were two fences away. Not till then did
+he seat himself squarely and face the jump, but not a step would his
+horse take. So far from pricking his mount to the frenzy of the wind,
+his spurs seemed only to transfix it to stone. The race was being won
+at the other end. It was won! And Petersfield threw himself angrily out
+of the saddle. It must have been maddening to him.
+
+He seemed rather puzzled by what had happened. He walked round to the
+horse’s head with an ugly look. If he wanted to punish the animal he
+had the brute to himself for they were half hidden behind the fence....
+I turned towards the finish and had started walking away when I heard
+a quick, half-human squeal. I turned round again and realised to my
+horror that it was not the horse but Petersfield who was squealing and
+for an obvious reason. The animal had its mouth more than full with
+Petersfield’s bull neck. He was down on the grass and she was holding
+him there. I ran as hard as I could, hurling my stick at the horse’s
+sides. But I could not dislodge the animal until I had snatched and
+dragged the reins. With a sickening thrill I saw the heavy mouth move
+across his neck and the big row of foaming teeth.... Good Heavens! He
+had been shaken like a rat before I had rescued him. Not till then did
+I recognise Edward’s famous mare. Her eyes were red-hot, and her ears
+were laid back like a hare’s crouching in her form. It was the mare
+called Kathleen all right!
+
+I never let Edward know and indeed I never met him again. Why should
+I? Men return from the undiscovered ends of the world and from foreign
+countries but not from the Colonies. The Colonies are the Empire’s
+blotting paper. They absorb all the superfluous ink and the mistakes
+and the blots. Financial undoing is the most considerable of social
+mistakes, and Edward was glad to be absorbed by the dreary dazzle of
+Australia. I never saw him again. Whether the news of Petersfield’s
+death ever reached him I do not know. I have no doubt he would have
+laid a different interpretation to the scene at the fence than I did,
+had he seen or known. I managed to account for it to my own mind. I
+don’t think anything so absurd as that Kathleen, the dead woman, came
+back to avenge an unlucky marriage, or to be near to Edward.... It
+was all a matter of the power of thought. Thought when harnessed to
+emotion is a soluble output which can penetrate and influence material
+or living bodies, not necessarily human. In concentrated form the
+emanations of the past often strike us as ghosts and we generally
+feel them more often than we see them. If such an emanation hits a
+receiving or containing agent, there is no limit to the tricks it can
+play, duping the brain, catching the eye, even causing audibility.
+In this case I think Kathleen had decided to kill herself, and all
+her personality went out to Edward the day before, when she made
+that queer and lingering farewell. Edward did not catch the tragedy
+or meaning of it, but the emotion intended for him had saturated the
+spot I believe. He was more receptive a year later when he came riding
+to the same place, but even so the fierce thought and unconscious
+exhalation of Kathleen’s dead agony pervading that corner of earth
+where they had parted found its receiver in the sensitive mare he was
+riding. Something of her no doubt survived bodily annihilation, and
+that shred of unliving, earth-bound personality as it were impregnated
+the primitive instinct of the mare, so that she came to answer Edward’s
+craving for Kathleen’s return to him in any guise or in any shape. The
+negative and positive poles were established between man and mare and
+no wonder he felt the horrible material reaction of having to sell
+her.... But I don’t for a moment think it was Kathleen. I only suppose
+that the mare somehow became mixed up with Edward’s own feelings and
+sensation, which would account for the unpleasantness of that scene
+that I witnessed by the fence.... It was really only the memory of
+those teeth that gave me such a queer turn.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN SALTUS
+
+
+I remember meeting John Saltus for the first time as vividly as any
+coloured patch in my life. It was in the middle of Clubland and a day
+that I was feeling unusually sore after being blackballed for the
+Bachelors’. I was vaguely trying to decide whether to join the Y.M.C.A.
+or to chance the ballot of the Athenæum under a _nom de plume_. For I
+had to have some place in London in which to lunch. My real name I had
+disgraced irretrievably, unintentionally enough, but foolishly beyond
+belief. I need not recall that celebrated baccarat case in which I had
+been mixed. It was quite enough to keep me out of any London Club. I
+had been a fool, and folly, alas, does not connote innocence.
+
+It simply made me a pariah in Mayfair. I had played at a table where
+a Duchess with thirty thousand a year had been very rightly fleeced.
+I enjoyed watching her being cheated by my best friend. There was a
+sudden scene and I was held as an accomplice. Nothing could be proved,
+but nothing was ever disproved. I went sniffing about Belgravia like an
+hyena with his teeth drawn. In the suburbs of course I became rather
+a lion, and tradesmen’s wives, and even my own wife’s tradesmen,
+welcomed me to their Sunday socials. The hand that was believed to
+have cheated at the tables of the great was greeted with considerable
+sympathy by the great provision dealers, who, I may say, by less
+dramatic methods extract even larger sums from the same tables. But
+every class admires some vice from which it is circumstantially free.
+Possessors of great wealth secretly admire burglars--an admiration
+which sometimes breaks out in mild kleptomania. Atheists cause a secret
+fascination to the wives of clergy. Sinners bow to the innocent. The
+innocent kneel to sinners. It is based on the love of opposites. Many a
+perfect draughtsman has cherished the ambition to write one drivelling
+lyric. Browning said he liked “to know the butcher paints,” which the
+Exhibition at the Royal Academy shows is often the case. Anyhow, as one
+who had once cheated by accident at cards, I became the object of much
+vicious veneration in Golders Green.
+
+In Mayfair I was used to being cut as often as a pack of cards. Tom
+Smithson was the only friend who stuck to me and showed his belief in
+me by proposing me every year for the Bachelors’. And this, I remember
+so well, was my fourth blackballing and here was Smithson coming down
+St. James’s Street accompanied by a man to me unknown. Smithson was
+the queerest fellow. He always claimed to be the rightful Duke of
+Northumberland. He said the Percies had chivied him out.
+
+Smithson turned sheepish the moment he caught sight of me, a natural
+consequence, I supposed, of the social denigration I had received under
+his auspices that morning. I only felt that he owed me the necessary
+lunch to cover his humiliation and mine. It was the least he could
+do. But after making an obvious effort to disembarrass himself of his
+companion he showed signs of wishing to avoid me. I could not believe
+I was such a pariah that he would not even introduce a friend. I felt
+stirred to force an introduction for myself, and the casual crowd
+assisted the manœuvre, for we were thrown into touch by an eddy of
+passers. Even so, he chose to forget our names! He only placed a hand
+on each of our shoulders and murmured: “I am going to leave you two
+excellent fellows together without telling you who you are. You are
+both well known in your way and you should have rather an amusing lunch
+trying to find out who the other is. I have an engagement myself. I am
+so sorry.” And he slipped into White’s with the nervous superiority of
+an archangel leaving two imperfect beings outside the Paradisal fence.
+I was left alone with the stranger.
+
+“Lunch is a good idea, as ideas go,” I ventured to say, “but unluckily
+I have no Club as yet.” A tinge of disappointment crossed his iron-grey
+face as he echoed, “Nor have I!” I felt frank and did not mind telling
+a stranger, who did not even know my name, that I had been badly
+blackballed at the Bachelors’ that morning. At the word blackball he
+turned livid white.
+
+“I have never been blackballed, I suppose because nobody has ever
+dared to propose me for a London Club,” he stated with a mechanical
+smile. I then perceived the good looks under the sullen pitch of his
+countenance. I proposed that we should evacuate the blind rut into
+which Smithson had thrown us by quickly disclosing our names and
+lunching in the first restaurant. I revealed my humble autonym, for
+which he feigned immediate recognition, and, while I was wondering
+which of the minors or minims his might represent in English art or
+letters, he bespake his nomenclature: “I am John Saltus; you know
+Saltus?”
+
+Hope of lunch compelled me to utter some such pretended surprise as:
+“Oh, Saltus? Not John Saltus? Why, of course. I am so glad to meet
+you. So curious, isn’t it, after all these years?” But my over-ready
+recognition seemed to pain rather than please. I had been as polite as
+I could be under extempore circumstances, and yet he seemed annoyed.
+Did he also prefer to keep his name under a bushel? Surely he couldn’t
+be a pariah as well as myself? “I should like to have honoured myself
+by giving you lunch at the Athenæum,” I said, trying to be more than
+courteous.
+
+“At the home of literary discoveries and lost wits?” he murmured with a
+ghastly smile. I felt quite annoyed, for the Athenæum was to me one of
+the fixed points in the English world, like _Punch_ or Lord’s Cricket
+Ground or our sanitary system, and I could not brook the scornful.
+
+“In that case will you partake with me at my favourite Aerated Bread
+Shop?” I continued to say. He bowed, and we walked towards the City.
+My favourite shop was empty, except for a mother giving her schoolboy
+sons a farewell holiday meal. The quick lunchers and cheap eaters had
+gone. It was late in the afternoon. I was lunching with a cynic, a not
+unpleasing form of appetiser.
+
+With his bitter sauce he irrigated the homely pudding of life until I
+half enjoyed his quaint misanthropy. It was so unusual in an Aerated
+Bread Shop. The lady at the next table seemed equally interested and
+strained her ears to overhear what he had to say. The schoolboys gulped
+as though about to be left stranded on some cakeless shore or some
+iceless Sahara. They were in the middle of a second strawberry ice when
+their mother caught the eye of John Saltus. There was a flash of real
+recognition, and I watched her rise to her feet, flint-faced, and order
+the boys to follow her out of the shop. In vain they protested, with
+streaming lips. “Your father would not like you to eat here; no, not
+for a moment,” and with her eyes, half afraid and half horrified, fixed
+on Saltus she withdrew her brood. They left their ice unfinished. She
+made one jerk with her parasol, as though she had just found a decayed
+rat in the soup, and was gone.
+
+I am neither curious nor critical. The past cannot interest me and the
+future, being only the unborn past, is even dull to me. As for the
+present, the evil of the day is sufficient to the day. Confidences
+bore me and I never encourage _le récit d’une vie_. But this time I
+felt that a little explanation was in season. I was used to being
+blackballed at the clubs, but, when it comes to women stamping out of
+Aerated Bread Shops rather than allow their children to eat in the same
+room, I confess I felt a little annoyed.
+
+I was wondering which of the seven unforgivable sins against Society
+Saltus could have committed. Had he sinned like me basely at baccarat?
+Or had he forged a Lord Chamberlain’s ticket to the Royal Enclosure
+at Ascot or gone uninvited to the Gillies’ Ball at Balmoral? Had the
+police arrested him embracing his wife with over fervour amid the
+moonlit shadows of Hyde Park? Or, even more iniquitous, had he affixed
+the pennant of the Royal Yacht Squadron to a houseboat on the Upper
+Thames? I could not imagine.
+
+Well, I never asked, and we walked together that afternoon as though
+some subtle bond lay between us. We were fellow-pariahs and clung to
+each other. There are some to whom the joys of ostracism make their
+appeal and who even enjoy being seen with the notorious. But it was a
+kind of self-protection that held us together.... That winter I often
+lunched with Saltus and enjoyed his company. I came to appreciate
+the fine-grained cynicism of his talk, and I guessed that he liked
+me because I was neither curious nor critical. Such friendships can
+last. All the same, I could not help observing that his notoriety was
+greater than mine, for I often saw men turn aside from us, or at least
+Saltus imagined they did, and his brow puckered like a frill and his
+long shapely hand tightened upon mine. It was not one of the radiant or
+rhapsodical friendships of my life, but I felt spellbound at times and
+all the more attracted to his company. I felt I knew him well enough
+to propose a jaunt in Paris. I knew he went abroad for his summers,
+instead of pursuing those very uninteresting fauna at home, the deer,
+salmon and grouse. I felt that Paris was a safe proposal, the great
+caravanserai of the uninvited and unwanted and unmentionable of all
+nations. To my surprise he bit his lip and said: “Paris? Not Paris. I
+can never return there.” With an apologetical farewell he left me the
+next moment.
+
+Next day I received an invitation to follow him to his chalet in
+Switzerland. I never knew he had one, but the address conveyed
+meaning to the railway agent, and a week later I had taken my ticket.
+Switzerland seemed an odd place for an Englishman seeking social
+concealment. However, I am not curious and my mind was occupied by the
+decision I had to make between the firms of Cook or Lunn. Lunn seemed
+localised in Switzerland and the name bespoke avalanches of London
+Alpinists, but Cook was a world-fact, one of the Catholicities from
+which there is no escape. I was in suspense between Cook the Guelf and
+Lunn the Ghibelline, between Capulet Cook and Montagu Lunn. It was
+about as considerable a decision as my mind can attain to.
+
+Eventually I purchased a ticket at Cook’s and drifted into a herded
+party labelled Lunn, at whose expense I obtained a free transit between
+two Paris stations. Saltus had written to me previously from Germany.
+I wondered whether he minded my coming by Paris.... At any rate, the
+next day I looked out of the carriage and took my first glimpse of the
+Alps. I found them magnificently disappointing. However, I had not been
+curious to see them, so I had no right to be critical.
+
+The Alps at last, bleak and cloudless. I could but feebly compare them
+in my mind to God’s family pewter and silver stacked in useless and
+aggravated confusion along the horizon. Brightly polished and metallic
+they glistened in the sun, silver-plated with the crystallised snow and
+hall-marked with ancient volcanic scars. I felt no doubt as to their
+Maker. But my mood led me to view them relatively and from distances in
+which they grew smaller. My imagination resolved them to the contours
+of the Mountains in the Moon, which hung aloft that night like a steel
+mirror parodying the Alps of earth. In that cosmic illumination which
+we call moonlight I imagined the Alps as seen from Saturn or from the
+sun, reducing them to mental and relative dust. What interested me
+most, watching those mountains, was their human associations and the
+dim thought that in crevasses hidden throughout those heights as remote
+from man’s eye as the sepulchre of Moses lay the frost-eaten skeletons
+of dead mountaineers, all the lonely legion who had gone up on the
+hills and never returned. The great peaks seemed memorable, glamorous
+and tragic. Without history until men travelled and travailed on them,
+without dramatic power till men perished in their fastnesses and
+fissures, dumb and inane the great hills encumbered the earth.
+
+Switzerland is Switzerland, and three things in Switzerland do not
+stop. Firstly, the wonderfully made clocks; secondly, the ever-tinkling
+cattle bells, and, thirdly, the Tourists, who at certain and fortunate
+periods take flight. I arrived in the lull between summer-climbing
+and winter-sports while the voice of the tourist was low in the land.
+Saltus met me at the station in the valley and conducted me to the
+funicular railway leading to his chalet. We began to move slowly up the
+heights. It was like tobogganing uphill in a kind of collapsed tramcar.
+We passed through a mist of bell-music. Upon the cattle of a hundred
+hills the little bells jangled and tinkled. If the bells were intended
+to trace a lost cow I should imagine the expedient to be as practical
+as tying a blue ribbon round every sheep on the English Downs. But I
+dwell on a particular sound which, for me, is always associated with
+Saltus.
+
+At the top of the funicular we dismounted and began walking through
+a forest of fir trees, which lost all charm for me when I read a
+notice to say that it was reserved for hotel visitors! and in the
+wild thickets Saltus pointed out one of those melancholy timberbuilt
+depots for consumptives. Farther we met a fellow-countryman, who
+turned and, looking at Saltus with staring hectic eyes, seemed to
+fly horrorstruck, as far as I could judge. We were now passing on
+footpaths through the forest proper, and in half an hour we reached
+his chalet. It was a dark and dismal den though furnished with modern
+comforts. A heavy overhanging drip-board shaded the dark-stained timber
+stories from sun or snow. Piles of books filled the low-ceilinged room
+amid much mountaineering gear and instruments that I connected with
+astrology--star charts and astrolabes, crystal balls and the like.
+
+This was a new side to Saltus’s character, and I decided that it
+accounted for the dread which his neighbour had shown when we passed
+in the forest, as well as for the awed demeanour of the two Swiss
+servants, who worked in the chalet by day and withdrew to some Alpine
+kraal by night. I found a clue to Saltus, at least to the extent of his
+misanthropy. His chalet held no Visitors’ Book, and there appeared to
+be no visitor’s room.
+
+I presumed I was the first visitor to reach his abode, for a camp
+bed and blankets were pitched for me in a corner of the dining-room.
+I stayed a month with him without making any attempt to lift the
+personal mystery. I discovered that he was wealthy, and a rich man
+without friends is a curious phenomenon. He was also an epicure, for
+the food and cooking were excellent. But there was no variety. Certain
+vegetables and meats appeared but others never appeared in the round.
+Yet Saltus surveyed the menu book every morning with an eagle eye.
+However, I settled down to this solitary form of companionship. Lunn
+had forgotten me and to Cook I must have been as one that had gone
+down into the pit, though never had I dwelt at a higher elevation in my
+life. Of his necromancy Saltus was very open and showed me many things
+in old books, but I came to regard it as a hobby rather than a practice
+on his part. I could not feel that his clever cynical mind would waste
+or loose itself entirely on such barren investigations. His servants
+thought he had attained some proficiency in the darker arts, for I
+noticed that whenever he entered the room they crossed their thumbs in
+his direction. I knew what this meant. They feared him for the evil
+eye. Did the lady in the Aerated Bread Shop also fear the evil eye? I
+wondered to myself. It was no business of mine whether the ban upon him
+was social or supernatural. I would not ask and I could not blame. He
+could make me his revelation when he wished.
+
+But it was a slight surprise to find that this velvet-dressed lounger
+and affecter of the occult was a first-class mountaineer. I learnt
+by observation that he was so keen that he never lost a chance to
+go out on a search party. There were plenty of accidents in his
+locality. In face of the chalet rose the colossal cloudpick known as
+the Spindelhorn, and the ranges of the Schwindelhorn stretched at our
+back. More than once I saw him go out at a night call with the guides
+when some party had been reported lost. He seemed to have a passion
+for danger and not for fame. Unrecorded were these heroic climbs,
+except what he cared to tell me after he had rested. He told me one
+day with visual effect how he had been forced to make a glissade down
+a splitting snow-field. For a moment he had been suspended by the rope
+over a crevasse, but he laughed as though life held far more terrible
+situations. It was a ridiculising yet a haunted laugh. But it was a new
+rôle for this misanthrope to adopt, that of a human St. Bernard, for he
+never took out his gear except to find the lost. I never knew what to
+make of it. His expeditions on the hills always left him in a strangely
+exalted condition, and for a day the cynicism would fall from his real
+nature like a bright barren husk. I even imagined him sentimental
+within. The snows and storms of the Alps had no terrors for him; if
+anything they were a refreshment to his silent, sullen soul.
+
+He never left the chalet except to walk in the woods, and always
+avoided seeing anybody except myself and the servants. Yet he had no
+appearance of having shrunk into himself or of collapsing into ignoble
+obscurity. He kept himself in the most magnificent strength and fettle,
+and his agility in drawing himself over the rocks on the very mild
+climbs we took together was little less than caprine. And all the while
+his mystery seemed farther away than ever from solution. This was no
+broken man, whose co-operation on a jaunt was half the battle. Why
+did he behave as though his presence polluted the very whiteness of
+Switzerland? Yet he used to stand for hours watching the Spindelhorn
+as though he were sifting the snows in his inmost soul. I looked
+carelessly into his eyes sometimes. They were the cold green colour
+of the glaciers. They made me shiver and desire to ask questions less
+than ever. They reminded me of the eyes of a man who had died long ago.
+The chalet was comfortable enough to a bachelor, but it suffered from
+what I can only describe as a great spiritual emptiness. Neither good
+nor evil spirits could find lodging there. It was a sort of vacuum.
+When I saw all his necromantic gear, I had a feeling that, as he had
+found himself cut by the living, it was only natural that he should
+wish to scrape up acquaintance with the dead. One day he told me that
+he had never imagined once in his life that any survival of the human
+personality was possible. I supposed his secret was that, though
+endowed with fine faculties, mental and bodily, he had somehow become
+dispossessed of his soul, if ever he had one! I felt as though I was
+really the only human person walking about in that house. His body and
+his mind were unconnected by the third quantity of soul, which makes a
+person. He was a unique figure, a striking character in his way, almost
+a personage; but he was not a real person. He was only a psychical
+mannequin, after all! However, I was comfortable and I lived on with my
+automaton friend as with a muscular phantom. I was fond of coining such
+phrases, but none of them exactly caught John Saltus.
+
+I felt that my patronising pity was inadequate to the power that
+lay behind his detachment of purpose and life. He was something
+more than an Alpine Diogenes in his tub. He had something of the
+martyrised nobility of Prometheus chained to the rocks. But why
+he lived on those heights, so lonely and so unsatisfied, a woman
+visitor would have gone mad in a week trying to find out. He was not
+consumptive. His mountaineering was occasional. His tastes lay with
+civilisation, and eventually I realised that his astrology was all
+a blind. The inspiration or fascination or redemption which he drew
+from the everlasting hills eluded me. What possible sin or secret
+demanded that he should live in his wooden eyrie, issuing forth on
+rare and dangerous expeditions? What did he expect the snows of the
+Schwindelhorn to wipe away from his past?
+
+I used to feel that he was a ghostless body, that he was ever watching
+those heights for the return of his soul. They were not unpopulated,
+those uncanny crevasses and glaciers. Human beings had been lured and
+trapped into their embrace. I could conceive ghosts among those emerald
+cracks in the sides of the lacquered mountain. There, as in a vision,
+the dead climbers eternally negotiate the trackless passes, while the
+noiseless flick of their shadowy axes moves upon the face of the ice,
+and phantom pulls phantom along the endless rope.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+One day the end came with such an unexpected explanation. We were
+watching the fronting heights, the trillion tonnage of micaed granite,
+that rises in sheeted cliffs and light-green landing stages, where
+alpine men actually live, and the higher barren ledges and ragged
+belts of hirsute fir-trees growing on the gigantic rock jowls and only
+waiting for a drift of snowlike soap and the razorlike effect of an
+avalanche to give the illusion of a grandiose operation in Titanic
+shaving. And over all rose the snowy peaks, worn fine by the workings
+of sun and rain, or tangled and wounded by the primeval chaos.
+
+Leaving him, I had turned back to the chalet when I suddenly heard him
+cry to himself: “Onions and veal, onions and veal, there is no peace!”
+Ridiculous words they sounded, but from Saltus they came with all the
+force and enunciation of Greek tragedy. And he sighed the words again
+and again: “No peace, no peace!” While his green eyes still ranged
+the panorama of the Alps. I knew not what to think. Had he sent his
+soul out into the waste and had it returned empty to him again? He
+rejoined me at lunch and showed himself almost human--not that he was
+not always courteous and hospitable and (when he wished) the fount of
+good conversation. Whatever his tragedy was, he had seemingly merged it
+into nature. Whatever had been the primitive shades and sensitiveness
+of his character, he had reduced himself to the slow patience of the
+unemotional. He was the triumph of undecontrollable control. In a month
+of close company those were the only revealing words he had let slip.
+And they were the most anguished I had ever heard drop from a human
+creature in my life. Otherwise I could not recollect once seeing him
+hurried or angry or grieved. I could not conceive him passing in or out
+of love. Swearing or praying, those two easily reversible processes
+of approach to the Creator, were not for him. Fortunately I still
+remained, on the whole, neither curious nor critical.
+
+When he joined me, he told me he had seen an avalanche on the sides
+of the Schwindelhorn. Emotion in his face took the form of chalky
+solemnity. “I never watch an avalanche without wishing I were under
+it”; and again he said with unusual feeling, “I believe I could bring
+myself to pray to be buried under those moving snows if my prayer could
+be heard.” I said I hoped that the avalanche had brought no accident
+in its train, and that if he liked I would go down the funicular to
+the Club that evening to find out if it were so. He nodded grateful
+agreement. “Yes, do find out. If there has been trouble, I should like
+to be out on the Alps to-morrow.”
+
+I crawled down by the funicular that evening and found my way to the
+English Club. The avalanche had caused some stirring among guides and
+visitors. At least one party was known to have been making in the
+direction taken by the avalanche. Alpenstocks were clashing and heavy
+boots beating upon the boarding. Anglo-Saxon superiority upon the
+mountains was being demonstrated. Casual English voices could be heard
+with their peculiarly unhumorous drawl. I made bold to inquire if this
+activity had been caused by rumour of accident. A quiet man looked up
+and nodded. Then he said: “You come from Saltus, don’t you? I have
+noticed you with him several times.” I assented. “You live with him?”
+I nodded. “You eat with him?” I nodded. “Then I bet you haven’t smelt
+an onion for a twelvemonth,” and he laughed coarsely. “I am afraid I
+don’t understand you, sir,” I said. “Then wait till this search party
+gets clear. I dare say they will send for Saltus, if they don’t strike
+the party which was due to return last night.” And I waited, curious
+perhaps for the first time in my life. The word “onion” rang like an
+echo of fatality in my ears.
+
+An hour later we were alone in the club-room, and the other began his
+yarn. Mercifully it was quickly told. “So you eat with John Saltus day
+after day and your flesh never creeps?” I sat, nodding and nodding, in
+a waking trance, but I could not fall asleep. Like the Ancient Mariner,
+the other told me his ghastly tale as follows:
+
+“I knew John Saltus in Paris when we were both students. We lived in
+the same rooms for a time. But for a year we always fed at a crowded
+little restaurant in the Latin Quarter. It was very cheap and very
+good. The restaurant was kept by an old artist, fallen on evil days,
+and his handsome wife. We all admired and feebly affected Madame.
+Saltus had a friend who went further and made love to her. They used
+to eat together. One day I saw the old man serving them both with a
+livid face. It really seemed a little hard that they should eat his own
+food under his nose and make him wait on them both. Two days later I
+arrived late for the evening meal. To my surprise only Saltus and his
+friend were sitting there. I joined them, and Saltus explained: ‘The
+old man has been feeling ill. He refused us admission, but we insisted
+and tried to put it right. Anyhow, he has closed his windows and let in
+no one but us. Madame has not appeared yet. She must be doing penance
+in the kitchen. However, you have missed nothing. The cooking has been
+execrable. We have had horrible horsemeat with onions. Can’t you catch
+the smell? You had better go on to another restaurant. They are too
+much upset here. Our friend has disorganised the establishment by his
+love-making. The wonder is that he has been served at all. And now
+Monsieur has not returned from the kitchen. We had better pay the bill
+and go. I will go in and spare him the trouble of looking upon his
+rival again.’ All these words and sentences have remained indelible
+upon my mind,” continued my informant.
+
+“When Saltus came back from the kitchen he was a changed man. He could
+not speak, but motioned us all to follow him. Madame lay dead on the
+table, her breasts terribly mangled and her whole body dissected. Her
+husband had fled and was picked out of the Seine the next day. The
+stove was burning hard and a saucepan of onions was frizzling to a
+stinking cinder. No need to discuss or analyse the menu. Saltus has
+been that way ever since. He thinks he has committed some unforgivable
+sin or incurred some uncleansable degradation in the sight of men.”
+
+I ran out into the moonlit night. It was late, and I walked about,
+unable to sleep, and watched the sunrise redden the snowy veins of
+the Schwindelhorn like a pink unguent applied by Dawn to heal the
+black bruise of night. I can never forget the first delicate pink that
+sprayed or rather perfumed the mountain until the sun brought a ruddier
+rush of light over the mountain-head, and Day succeeded with all her
+diamond whiteness. And the stark beauty of the Spindelhorn and the
+Spittlehorn rose up behind me with a whiteness as of fuller’s earth.
+Then I could understand Saltus longing for the untarnished hills. It
+was not curious that he should have drawn himself into the heights that
+his flesh might be cleansed by the snow and his bones one day made one
+with the unpolluted Alps. But I never returned to his chalet.
+
+
+
+
+LOADED DICE
+
+
+I was recently passing a few days at Monte Carlo, tempted more by
+the weather than the spirit of gambling. I was mooning about in the
+sunshine, if I may so describe a very pleasant though unproductive
+manner of spending the time. The hot-house plants and tropical trees
+which grow out-of-doors in the Riviera are alone worth the pleasure of
+the trip. The principality of Monaco needs no foreign loans to run its
+government, for the tax paid by the Casino is sufficient to balance its
+expenses. The flowers benefit by the local affluence, for their beds
+are as carefully made as though they were occupying a royal suite, and
+they themselves receive as much toilet as ladies of fashion. Palms,
+prickly-pear cactus, and all kinds of thick, watery-fleshed plants
+thrive in the dry terraces between the mountains and the Mediterranean
+Sea. The top-heavy, gouty, black-fibred palm-trees give a ludicrous
+impression of old elephants’ legs suffering, if such a medical horror
+is possible, from the disease called elephantiasis! The fruit of the
+prickly-pear looks like lumps of coloured putty temporarily stuck upon
+the gawky leathery leaves. Another amusing plant with stiff spiked
+leaves a yard long looks, when it begins to wither, like strips of
+zebra hide cut into ribbons. Sun and dew work hand in hand all winter
+to make the vegetation as delightful to passing visitors to Monte
+Carlo as it must be consoling to constant losers!
+
+Whether one hazards a stake or not, it is always interesting to sit
+outside the Casino and watch the different types who frequent that
+most levelling of institutions. Fortune is the most democratic of
+divinities, and often tosses into the lap of the humble what she
+has filched from the purse-proud. Great or small, adventurer or
+artistocrat, sharp or flat, she has a levelling effect on them all
+in time. They are all at the mercy of her infinite and ironical
+whimsicality.
+
+Monte Carlo has this in common with certain other places in the world,
+like Charing Cross Station, the Piazza of St. Peter’s, and Niagara
+Falls, that the world, with or without his wife, passes there sooner
+or later. If you wait, you will soon run into an acquaintance, and
+already you have a curious feeling that half the people you have ever
+known have passed that way. For once I sat waiting an hour without
+recognising a face. It was like a long run of the _rouge_ at the table.
+The _noir_ seemed more and more certain to come. The next to pass
+must be a friend. So it was, for I recognised the worn, old-fashioned
+features before me. But where had I met them previously? The name came
+back to me with an effort. I remembered now. It was an old friend of my
+father’s, and we had met in Hyde Park twenty years before, when I was a
+boy at Eton. I never forgot the gold sovereign he gave me to take back
+to school. I remembered, too, my father having pointed him out to me as
+the greatest gambler of his generation. I vaguely knew that his whole
+fortune had disappeared at the tables.
+
+I was feeling lonely, so I followed him into the gambling-rooms and
+claimed acquaintance, which he was polite enough not to refuse. He
+was not gambling himself, so he had time to take me round the tables
+and explain to me in theory one or two unfailing systems for breaking
+the bank. In practice I afterwards found out, and even suspected at
+the moment, they had as often bankrupted the would-be ruptors of the
+bank, but he only remembered the one or two brilliant moments in his
+career when he had cleared out a table and left it closed for the
+day. I found it more interesting listening to this old-time player
+than watching the motley crowd who clutched the gold-spangled skirts
+of Fortune as she slipped by, in silences only broken by the mocking
+formulas of the croupiers and the whirring of the fatal ball. At the
+tables were sitting girls who had better been playing draughts in
+their schoolrooms, and hawk-eyed beldames who seemed ready to stake
+the price of their coffins on the winning number. Only when they won
+did a muscle relax in their tired faces. The presiding croupiers were
+a perpetual lesson in the art of concealing emotions. But as they were
+never allowed to join in a stake, they shovelled the money like so
+many beans. What perfect flunkeys they would have made for the Sphinx!
+“_Messieurs, faites vos jeux_,” sang the croupiers, and a minute later
+came the warning signal, “_rien ne va plus!_” followed in a few long
+seconds by the announcement of the winning number, red or black, odd
+or even, and the swift scraping in of the lost stakes. And so it would
+be all afternoon and into the night and the next day again and the
+day after ... crack! a sudden shot broke through the great room and
+everybody who was not watching a stake rushed into a corner, where some
+unknown plunger had just taken the last plunge into eternity by blowing
+out his brains. The attendants collected from every corner and formed
+a hedge round the dead man. Quickly and soundlessly they began moving
+him out by a side-door, while gamblers picking up their stakes ran to
+dip a finger in his blood for luck. In five minutes he had disappeared
+as though he had fallen off a liner into a boiling sea. Monte Carlo
+cannot afford to have scandals on the premises any more than any
+well-established and well-connected institution, and is generally
+more successful than others in concealing them. Blood is soon mopped
+up, especially if the passers believe that it is a charmed fluid. The
+roulette ball was soon spinning round again, and the only trace of the
+tragedy was the struggle of a dozen gamblers to sit where the suicide
+had been sitting all the afternoon. It is a superstition that the dead
+gambler’s spirit does not leave the rooms immediately with death, but
+remains to avenge his ill luck on the bank; and against the unknown
+forces of the underworld even the bank cannot win.
+
+I had had enough of it, and we strolled out on the terrace, my
+companion becoming amused to talk to such a novice in gambling matters
+as I then was. From the altitude of twenty years’ experience he began
+to give me his views on Luck, which some call Providence and some
+the Deuce. “Gambling,” he said, “is worth while to me whether I win
+or lose. When I win I cannot spend my money more pleasurably than by
+playing it again till I lose in the end. The bank must win. Let it!”
+
+We sat down and looked across the Mediterranean as the sun slowly sank.
+The horizontal rays crossed eighty miles of sea, and for a moment the
+ghostly glimmer of Corsica appeared like a mirage and then disappeared
+under the claret-coloured flood. My companion talked on: “For me it has
+always been better to have played and lost than never to have played at
+all. That is even the reason I never married. I felt I had a perfect
+right to lose all I had, provided I had no dependents. I had very few
+friends either, and I have managed never to borrow, and I have played
+for twenty years. I have nothing on my conscience or, for the matter of
+that, on my bank-account now. I have had my great days and known the
+ecstasy of sudden wealth as no gold-digger has ever felt it--thousands
+made in one evening. I have taken zero twice running with a doubled
+stake. You have no idea what transcendent bliss that brings a gambler’s
+brain. I have done best when I trusted to the inspiration of the
+moment. There is luck, and there is bad luck, but that is really as far
+as I have ever been able to get. And luck often comes to those who feel
+the fascination of the table least. I have seen a man casually back the
+winning number and stroll off before it was declared. People are always
+forgetting their stakes, curiously enough, and there are always harpies
+who watch on the chance of claiming them. The croupier cannot refuse
+a claim. I do not think I ever forgot a stake. I can remember all the
+winning numbers on my great days still.”
+
+I asked him what the pleasures of memory meant to him, and he confessed
+that they were considerable. I asked him if he believed in any gambling
+superstition, whether he thought sitting round a gambling-table ever
+produced any result one could compare with spiritualism; for instance,
+the result of touching a dead gambler’s blood, which we had witnessed
+an hour or two before.
+
+“No,” he said, “but I have come to the conclusion that it often makes
+a difference to the luck at a table who is sitting at it. Some people
+cause others to win. That is how it works out.” I asked him if in all
+his experience he could think of an instance when a psychic influence
+had been at work. He sat back thinking. Then he said quietly: “I do
+not answer your question. I cannot say yes or no, so I say nothing.”
+“Then you must have met something that was inexplicable,” I pressed.
+“Perhaps,” he answered; “but I have never told anybody.” I knew my
+only chance of hearing it was to say nothing or lead the conversation
+elsewhere, so I just waited. He got up and began walking again. When
+we came in front of the pigeon-shooting green, which juts like a tiny
+grass-green arena into the sea, he stopped and pointed to a corner of
+the fence. A pigeon popped out of a trap, took flight, and fell to an
+invisible gun. Another flew out, but fell the wrong side of the fence
+into the open sea, where fishermen were waiting to retrieve it from
+boats. Each marksman was allowed two shots to bring the pigeon down.
+It seemed deadly monotonous. Then my friend spoke: “That is where the
+first incident happened.” I knew now I had only to keep silent to hear
+what he had to say. “I used to shoot pigeons a good deal in company
+with a friend of mine. When we lost at the tables we often made good by
+winning the prize for shooting. I sometimes won, but my friend never.
+Whatever he gambled at he lost, roulette, _chemin-de-fer_, baccarat,
+and dice. He fell into the hands of the sharpers, a gang who induced
+him for a long time to believe that he was winning. Then they played
+him with loaded dice and he lost a fortune. One evening I was with him
+and the dice fell six times the same against him and every time for
+double or quits. He challenged the dice and they agreed to saw the
+ivory cubes asunder. A third party was called in and in breathless
+silence the dice were broken up. My friend picked up each piece with
+a face whiter than ivory himself, but there was no suspicion of a
+fraud to be found. If they had been playing with loaded dice they had
+substituted others. Sleight of hand can work wonders. I have no doubt
+my friend’s challenge had been perfectly justified, but he was up
+against the deliberate wickedness of this world. For a moment he turned
+over the fragments of the dice. The scoundrel who had been playing
+with him smiled and murmured: ‘_C’est drôle, pas un grain de plomb_’
+(‘That’s funny, not a grain of lead’). My friend put down his bank-book
+and went out. That evening he killed himself.
+
+“After I had seen to his burying I felt miserable and went for a long
+trip. When I returned I instinctively made my way to Monte Carlo.
+I could not change my thoughts or get my friend out of my mind,
+so I decided to return to the scenes of our long companionship. I
+immediately found that my luck had improved at the tables. Then a very
+strange thing happened. I sent for my guns and entered for the _grand
+prix_ at pigeon-shooting. I found myself in winning fettle. You always
+know at the tables or on the green if you are in a successful mood.
+On the first day I killed fourteen pigeons out of fifteen. The second
+day saw me in the running for the championship. If you miss five birds
+you have to withdraw from the shooting, and soon only four guns were
+left. In the end two of us were left. We had each shot twenty-four out
+of twenty-six. Then the other missed and I only had to kill one bird
+to win. Seconds are long on such occasions and my eye was caught by
+a little sailing-boat out to sea. I could not get my eye off it and
+out flew the pigeon, not like an easy owl but like a flighting snipe.
+Ping! I missed my first shot and he swerved. Then I fired to the other
+side. Ping! I thought, in fact I was sure, I had missed, but no, I had
+just done the trick. As he flew over the fence he suddenly shot low
+as though something rose in his path, struck the top of the fence,
+and fell stone-dead on the right side of the line. I was heartily
+congratulated by everyone on my prowess. I can tell you it was one of
+the good moments of my life and as the retriever brought back my last
+bird I strolled to the man in charge to see where I had hit my lucky
+bird. The dog man was handling the pigeon all over. I asked him if I
+hit the head or the body. He began plucking the feathers. When the bird
+was bare he looked up with a perplexed grin and said: ‘_C’est drôle,
+pas un grain de plomb!_’ As soon as I heard the fatal words I walked
+away feeling sick. I did not shoot a pigeon again for many a long day,
+not until I was absolutely in want of money. And for months I tried to
+get those words out of my head.
+
+“Years passed, but I never would let my mind dwell too long on the
+reason why that last pigeon could have shied and knocked its brains on
+the fence for my special benefit. It was possible that my last shot
+passed close overhead and drove it downward with the shock it caused
+in the air. I have heard of duck being killed by the sheer force of a
+gun’s explosion without being struck by the pellets. So I attributed
+my good fortune to a combination of natural reasons and my own skill.
+And the years passed. I went on gambling and gambling, and I must say
+I had begun to forget my companion of other days. But one evening at
+Monte Carlo sitting at a table I caught sight of a face opposite which
+instantly telegraphed my friend back to me. It was the scoundrel who
+had cheated him at dice of all his money and indirectly of his life.
+He was obviously down on his luck, shabbily dressed and playing small
+stakes with furtive apprehension. I know that look so well. A man often
+has it the first time he throws a stake. He generally has it when he
+throws his last. I could see that he had not recognised me, but to my
+horror, when I had a run of luck, he took special notice and came up
+to address me. He began talking about a system of his own in which he
+suggested that I should take a share. However, my own was working very
+well that day and I played on till I had won five thousand francs.
+
+“When I came back to my hotel I was surprised to be told that a
+friend of mine was waiting in my room for me, and even more so to
+find that this ugly customer had followed me out of the Casino and
+somehow discovered where I was staying, for while I strolled home he
+had skipped ahead and imposed on the concierge with some trumped-up
+tale. Anyhow, he had been admitted and was there, staking his life and
+liberty on the chance of making me disgorge a little of my winnings.
+As he had a revolver pointing at me from the moment I entered my room,
+I would have been inclined to buy him off as cheaply as I could. But I
+remembered, what he did not, that I had a blood feud with him of many
+years’ standing. My revolver was in my outside pocket and we fired
+about simultaneously. I missed him, shattering the window behind, but
+he hit me in the shoulder. His pellet ran under my shoulder-blade like
+a knife. We stood facing each other and aiming. I was trying to fire,
+but something held me like a vice, and I could not. Every second I
+expected he would shoot me through the head. I could see his fingers
+twitching round the stock of his gun. But as I covered him I noticed a
+horrible look come into his features, and, if I was held, he was held
+doubly. Though I had missed him clean, a look of fear shot through his
+eyes, not the fear of a coward or a fool, or even the fear of one man
+of another, but the veritable fear of the evil for the Evil One when he
+cheats them at the end. He was staring over my shoulder into the empty
+bedroom behind me with glazed eyes and a tremor running through his
+body. He never said a word but fell back dead!
+
+“Just then the concierge and the police threw open the door and I found
+myself arrested. I declined to tell my story except in the presence
+of a British consul, and was taken first to a doctor, who found my
+wound slight, and then to the guard-house, where I was detained for
+the night, but I must confess I never slept with a lighter conscience.
+In the morning there was an inquiry before the authorities and I saw
+from the first that I had matters in my own hand. It was shown that
+I had left the Casino a winner and my assailant a heavy loser, that
+he had made his way on a false excuse into my room and that I had
+been found wounded. There was every suspicion that he had provoked
+the quarrel. I was only anxious that the affair should be taken down
+in black and white for my future good name, and I was quite ready to
+be accused and saddled with an act of justifiable manslaughter. The
+magistrates after consultation with the police said that they would
+be delighted to release me, but that they would be much obliged if for
+the purposes of their report I would tell them exactly how I had killed
+the deceased. I pointed to my revolver lying on the commissary’s desk.
+‘No, _monsieur_,’ I was politely told, and they all shook their heads
+mysteriously. ‘No, _monsieur_, you may have fired, but you must have
+killed him in some other way.’ I looked bewildered. Then the commissary
+went on in a quiet voice to say that they had found no bullet-hole, and
+he ended: ‘_C’est drôle, pas un grain de plomb!_’ But, whether from
+loss of blood or excitement, I had fainted.”
+
+
+
+
+AT THE HIGH TABLE
+
+
+The port was passing at the High Table of St. Zacchaeus’ College in
+the University of Cambridge, port not as diners at Claridge’s or the
+Ritz know port, but grand old College port that deceased Bursars,
+untroubled by wife or work, had spent time and taste laying down in
+the College cellars in the fifties and sixties. Nobody knew how much
+of the best survived there, but regularly at the great College Feasts
+of St. Zacchaeus, such as his _Nativitas_ or the anniversary of the
+Translation of his Relic from the local Cathedral to the mediæval
+College founded in his name, as well as on the day marked curiously in
+the Calendar of the late or pseudo-Lincoln Use, “_Sanctus Zacchaeus
+inter sycamoris_,” the best and most wonderful of ports appeared at
+the High Table. Each of the older Dons sipped the cloistered nectar as
+though it was his last glass, and guests made gentle inquiry of its
+abundancy or likelihood of appearance at the Feasts of the following
+year. There was no certainty, but it was rumoured that a Junior Bursar
+had boasted--in his cups--that enough remained to flood the front court
+of the College unto one and three-quarter inches deep. But he was not a
+mathematician!
+
+The port was passing and three times the hospitable Master of St.
+Zacchaeus’ had filled his glass and mine. Since the War the College
+Feasts had been kept very quietly, and the younger Fellows elected
+since that sanguine deluge were already rising and asking the
+Master’s leave to return to their studies. They were an entirely new
+type compared to the mottle-faced old Dons; less human and far more
+efficient. The Master contemplated their departure good-humouredly.
+“They are a far harder working lot than we ever were,” he mentioned,
+“though they do rather resemble hair-dressers’ assistants. Praiseworthy
+young men and very concentrated in their ways. That young gentleman who
+has refused port, was, I believe, once a Canadian cowboy, but after a
+distinguished service in the Army took advantage of the call to ‘Hands
+across the Sea’ to study Law with us, and so successfully that we made
+him a Fellow. Though he keeps his hands off the port he is no milkmaid.
+In fact, I believe he came to one of his colleagues, who had been kind
+and lent him books, and offered to arrange the disappearance of any
+person to whom he had most objection in the University.”
+
+The Master was in talking mood and several of us collected round him.
+“Strange times are upon us, gentlemen, but no doubt we seemed just as
+strange to the generation that went before us. I have lived to see a
+race of Undergraduates who do not go to Chapel, and of Dons who have
+invested their Fellowships in wives or motor-cars. I really feel that
+the Don who cranks his own car has forded the Rubicon.” And he laughed
+pleasantly at his own little joke. We laughed hugely.
+
+We sat back against the old red-leathered chairs on the dais under the
+solemn dust-laden pictures of the holy or unholy founders (according as
+politics or religion might move the mind of the spectator) and watched
+the last flicker of the sunset stir through the coloured oriel-window
+and reflect itself in the great West window of the Chapel. For modern
+glass it was very beautiful. The Chapel was of course mediæval, but
+the old stained glass, together with the Relic of Saint Zacchaeus, had
+been barbarously destroyed by the infamous iconoclast Dowsing in the
+seventeenth century. But it was piously held that the big sycamore
+growing in the Fellows’ Garden had sprung from the ashes of the saint
+and it was solemnly watered and secretly cherished as a rival to
+Milton’s mulberry and Newton’s apple tree in neighbouring colleges.
+With the era of Gothic revivals and restorations the glass had been
+replaced in the mullioned windows. The West window was certainly very
+magnificent, but the choice of subjects had always puzzled me as an
+Undergraduate. They seemed such an incongruous selection, but there
+they were in their full Munich blazonry! Like most Undergraduates it
+had not been for me to inquire or question. But as the dying light
+threw them into rainbow splendour, I ventured to ask the Master whether
+the subjects had been chosen by the Donor or by the College. I always
+understood the window had been given by some old retired Fellow long
+deceased. For answer the Master merely passed the port again and asked
+me whether I had a sufficiently low opinion of Royal Commissioners,
+who had come to harrow his last years upon earth. I replied that
+when Commissioners began to inquire into the finances and statutes
+of Colleges like St. Zacchaeus I regarded them as somewhat above the
+common run of burglars, but infinitely lower, morally and socially,
+than the Familiars of the Inquisition. With which reply he seemed far
+from displeased.
+
+About ten minutes later he gave me a signal proof of his pleasure,
+for he took up my previous question concerning the West window and
+said: “Yes, they are very curious and unexpected subjects to find in a
+College Chapel. It can only be said of them that they are scriptural.
+But their display there is not meaningless,” and he began unweaving one
+of those curious stories which lie in the experience or recollection
+of the wisest and most venerable of us. Beneath the outer crust of
+stratified anecdote and ordinary gossip there lies some story in almost
+every man’s life, which he is generally as reluctant to dispense as a
+cellarer his best port. It is often a ghost story, and most men are
+unwilling to confess that the inexplicable has ever crossed their
+plain path of life. Or, like much in Heaven and earth, a streak of the
+so-called indelicate gives it a taste that is not always agreeable. But
+in Life and in Literature, in books sacred or profane, in dealing with
+God or with mankind, these matters must be accepted as an essential
+part of the Divine dispensation or of human nature. It is not necessary
+to make them seem the sole circumstance or interest of our minds, but
+it is difficult to go far in Life or Literature without realising and
+if possible understanding them. Sex is the quintessence of the Body
+just as ghosts are distillations of the spirit.
+
+Wise is the man who without seeking either is prepared to meet them
+spadewise, that is to say knowing how to recognise and describe a spade
+as a spade. And the old Master from whom I had never heard a word
+touching either the weird or the sexual side of life began quite simply
+to talk about both.
+
+“In the old days, before the last Royal Commission interfered with the
+working of University life, I must admit that a great deal required
+reform, though reform is one of the words I dislike most in the
+language. For instance, this was a College of unmarried men entirely;
+and at the time of the Dissolution, for how else can I describe an era
+when our Fellows were, not entirely owing to their own fault, very
+dissolute, I am sorry to say that this College provided not a Boathouse
+on the River or a Cricket Pavilion nearer home, but frankly a brothel
+in Barnwell--for the elder members of course.”
+
+The last light of evening sank into the unrecognisable panes of the
+Chapel window and the porters were lighting the gas jets in the Court.
+The Master’s words seemed a bitter commentary on the history of this
+home of peace and learning and spiritual refreshment. It seemed
+incredible that it could have been so, but in the eighteenth and early
+nineteenth centuries all things were possible in an English University.
+I waited a little expectantly for him to continue. “Men came up from
+the great public schools and settled down upon the bounty of the past.
+There was little competition among them either here or in the outside
+world. They lived lives of leisure in College like their relations
+in family livings and squires’ pews, and both their minds and bodies
+went to seed. Occasionally there was a great flash of scholarship in
+the void, like Porson--a rare flash in the Academic pan. For the most
+part they turned queer or stagnant or ridiculous. There was nothing
+to occupy them. Some sank under the college wines like a rich-flowing
+river of Lethe. Statutes hedged them and custom prescribed them a rut,
+which was stupid as well as narrow. But before they became decayed
+curios they were men like us all, and when they came up and settled
+down to celibacy without idealism, and study without enthusiasm, and
+manhood without athletics, well, what could you expect without a
+certain amount of moral wreckage? The College, which always enjoyed a
+noble income, allowed them to overstep certain Statutes both human and
+divine, and handsomely too. Young and vigorous men, cut off from life
+by rule, were, so to speak, initiated into the mysteries of life by
+their colleagues. Frankly our Fellows often lived in sin.
+
+“It was all very irregular. Of course, it was not common or general,
+but no doubt Barnwell had its convenience in saving us from scandal
+within the College. Whether it was regarded as a luxury or a necessity,
+the College afforded it. Again I say that those days were far from
+being our days. Englishmen were freer of speech and action then. I
+appreciate the great change that has now come for the better. It is
+right that Dons should be allowed to marry.”
+
+Darkness had fallen upon the beautiful pile of pinnacles and towers
+outside, and the silver candlesticks on the High Table threw but a
+feeble and ironical little light into the court so lately deluged
+with successive hours of sunlight, stark, golden or rubicund in turn.
+But the hours of sun and sundial had passed, and we were sitting into
+the hours that are illumined by electric bulbs and counted upon the
+mechanical faces of clocks. The Master was trying to bring himself back
+into a forgotten era. His speech flowed precisely. His choice of words
+did not fail. He was reckoned an accomplished after-dinner speaker, and
+there were few College Halls whose rafters and gilded lanterns had not
+rung at some time to laughter and applause evoked by his rich store of
+the academical anecdote.
+
+He continued: “When the Dons were compelled to be celibate, matters
+were strangely arranged, as I say. In those days there came to this
+College one of the finest spirits that have ever been cased in a human
+body. He was a Greek in body and mind, and he knew his Greek as few of
+his generation. He came here conquering and to conquer. Mentally and
+athletically he was capable of anything. But we did not encourage him.
+If he wished to read for the University prizes, well and good. Nobody
+prevented him. And if he wished to row in the University boat, well
+and good. As a matter of fact he did neither. Whatever he touched, we
+saw him take up with tremendous enthusiasm. And then unfortunately,
+when it seemed likely that he would remain as a Fellow with us and pass
+permanently into our Society, he was taken by one of us to this house
+in Barnwell--not that it was anything unnatural or strange in those
+days, nor do I suppose that it would be unnatural at any time, but it
+would be thought nowadays stranger than fiction.
+
+“I believe it was his best friend who took him and introduced and
+initiated him to those mysteries of creation with which the Creator
+invested the human race. There he made a liaison with a woman who
+matched him, not in learning, but certainly in intelligence, and
+surpassed him in physical powers. When he returned to College he was
+far from quiescent, and related his adventure rapturously to his
+friends, concluding with the mediæval snatch, ‘_Mihi est propositum in
+taberna mori_.’ He said this several times as though he meant it. He
+was one of those men who carry out what they take up with all their
+might. He threw himself into his liaison with the energy of one sex and
+the intensity of the other. And our College life sped upon its way.
+
+“One night at a very late hour the College porter was roused by the
+bell at the outside gates, and admitted a member of the College whom
+he was too sleepy himself to identify. But he was sure that it was
+the only time the bell was rung after twelve during that night. Under
+subsequent question no member of the College confessed returning late
+that night. The College has never been one to retire or rise early, and
+that night at two o’clock I crossed the Court, and I met the man I have
+been speaking of. He was walking quietly towards his rooms. His fine
+brow and athletic tread stamped the encounter in my mind. I was not
+mistaken, and I never doubted that it was he, and I was afterwards able
+to swear that I had seen him at that hour. It was about the same hour
+that the porter opened the front gate.
+
+“The next morning we were informed that our bright companion was lying
+dead in Barnwell, and that the Borough Police were taking possession
+of his body. Armed with our special privileges and statutes, several
+of us, including the dead man’s friend, made our way into that suburb
+which has never ceased to hold sad associations for me. We identified
+him lying there with a rapt and, I thought, slightly mocking expression
+on his face. There was a terrible beauty written upon it, and his
+friend was deeply affected, for he knelt down and began praying aloud,
+at least we imagined they were prayers he uttered, though from time to
+time we overheard like a cruel antiphon the words ‘_Mihi est propositum
+in taberna mori_.’ Suddenly we realised how the dead man’s idle wish
+had come true and smitten him to dust.
+
+“There was no time for weeping and, as we learnt that, after all, the
+police had not yet been apprised, we decided to cut scandal down in
+its roots and to transfer the body in a trusty cab to the College. I
+will never forget our solemn progression through the half-awakening
+streets of Cambridge with the corpse sitting between us bolt upright,
+or our arrival at the front gate, which as a rule was only swung open
+for the Master or the Sovereign--but which was opened full to admit
+the cab driven by a discreet cabman. As soon as we had laid the body
+in his rooms we availed ourselves of one of our mediæval privileges
+to hold the inquest within our own walls. But the police heard
+rumours, or perhaps the five pounds we gave the discreet cabman led
+to indiscretions on his part in a public-house, for the scandalised
+Borough endeavoured to lay sacrilegious hands upon the rights of the
+College, and demanded the body. Evidence was given that the deceased
+had returned to the College late the previous night, and presumably
+had died within academic walls. This, of course, was the curious part
+of the story. The porter was certain that he had heard the bell at
+two because it coincided with the striking of the bell in Great St.
+Mary’s Church, and also that he had admitted a tall gentleman whose
+name he had omitted to take. There he was at fault. The rest of the
+College (and we were very small in numbers then) were prepared to
+swear that they were within the walls of the College before midnight,
+and finally there was my affirmation that I actually saw the deceased
+cross the court that night. The Magistrates and police were a good
+deal troubled, but they had no evidence and only rumours on the other
+side. The porter’s evidence carried the most weight. The word of the
+Lady Margaret Professor of Divinity might be doubted and even the oath
+of the Regius Professor of Law might be found to be unsound, but the
+statement of the Head Porter of St. Zacchaeus stood.
+
+“We held the inquest in the College precincts, and had no difficulty
+in returning a verdict of heart failure, which was the medical truth.
+But the wings of scandal began to beat round our academic calm, and it
+was thought better that the friend of the deceased, who was perhaps
+answerable for leading him into temptation in the beginning, should go
+down from the University as quickly and as quietly as the body of his
+poor friend.... He went, and disappeared. A quarter of a century later
+he presented the great West window to the College as a peace offering
+to the living and a secret memorial to the dead. Remembering the
+circumstances which I have told you in outline, and not forgetting the
+remarkable vision which I saw in the College court, you may be able to
+guess for the first time why the subjects in the window were chosen.”
+
+There was a deep silence at the High Table, and the shadows of fifty
+years seemed to descend upon the gas-lit court and to fill the hall
+even into the recesses of the great gilded lanterns rising out of the
+roof. In the distance the outline of the chapel darkened the very
+night, and I was only sorry that I should have to wait till morning in
+order to gaze at the coloured glass in the West window with a thrill
+and a wonder that I had never yet thought possible in contemplating a
+religious or symbolic object. I could not help asking the Master whose
+was the mediæval mind that had dared choose the subjects. “I chose
+them,” he said simply.
+
+
+
+
+A SAINT
+
+
+The first time that I was really impressed by the possibility of
+supernatural power working outside the common or beaten path of
+materialism was in a Devon country-house. I always believed material
+things or ordinary events could be affected by the spirit, for instance
+that it was quite useful to pray for or against rain, and that a fine
+afternoon generally rewarded the Vicar’s prayers before a Bazaar or
+School-treat. But that quite extraordinary things were liable to happen
+out of the blue because of unseen and unknown forces used to be beyond
+my reasonable expectation. It is not so with me now.
+
+I was staying in a beautiful but nameless old Manor House in
+Devonshire, cut off from road and rail. The only approach was down a
+breakneck hill, a kind of gravelly toboggan run into the smiling valley
+below. Coombes of red, red terracotta earth enclosed the landscape
+and over the hill-tops floated a glimpse of distant sea. A Devonshire
+coombe is a pretty piece of landscape pretending to be a switchback
+railway. It was spring, and spring in Devon gives a springier feeling
+than anywhere else in England, whether it is the beauty of the Devonian
+maids or the wonderful red colour of the earth.
+
+The Manor House was Tudor, dating from the time when Englishmen took up
+home, beer and bowls and gave up Castles, archery and the San Graal.
+It was built on monastic ground and had passed through the hands of a
+succession of families, each of which had fulfilled the curse attached
+to Abbey lands by slowly extinguishing their seed and silver and cellar
+through the several and appropriate means of drink, debauch and lawyers.
+
+The Manor was inhabited by what are known as Devon worthies, which
+means folk who are worthier of Devon than other folk, or perhaps that
+Devon is worthier of them. Every day I wandered out between showers.
+As a matter of fact I had hit the comparative lull between the vernal
+deluges and the summer rainy season. It was delicious though wet work
+watching the patches of gorse, which clung like the rags of a golden
+fleece to the hill-sides, while the white bloom of the bird-cherry
+trees lay on the twig-tops like a late snowstorm that had forgotten
+itself and dried instead of melting in the sun. The harebells ran
+like blue ink through the wood-bottoms. An occasional bee-orchis
+sanguified the hedge, like a bluebell whose stalk had been soaked and
+its leaf spotted with red wine, though from closer it looked like a
+purple-hooded cobra in the green grass; and splotches of delicate
+primrose never ceased to advertise the purity and colour of Devonshire
+cream.
+
+The house was in the possession of the hereditary Lord of the Manor,
+Sir Petronille Pawkins, Bart., a very robust and pugnacious gentleman
+with the usual collateral relationship with Sir Francis Drake, a
+violent temper behind his shirt and plenty of good wine in his cellar.
+All were in evidence during the party. His mother, the Dowager Lady
+Pawkins, had never been put out to grass, and had subsided into a
+rather cheery kind of housekeeper. Certainly she took the place of the
+pale silent wife everywhere except in the Oratory. The old lady came of
+Catholic stock and, though frankly she had taken to drink, she had not
+lost the Faith, which she had handed on to her rowdy son. The terrible
+undercurrent and possible moral of this story will excuse my saying
+anything so brutal about a lady who is dead and, I am certain, now with
+the Blest.
+
+She lived in the house, rather terrorising the wax-pale wife. The
+Dowager had a reputation for enjoying the cellar as much as her son,
+so that the two hostesses were a great contrast. The Dowager was fat,
+cheerful and, to my regret, generally tipsy. She had married the last
+Baronet as a convent girl and, beyond adding a modern Chapel and a
+Catholic heir to the family, gave no further example of piety. The
+beautiful Flemish tapestry in the drawing-room of the adoring Magi was
+an heirloom, not an evidence of devotion.
+
+She was mixing cocktails for the guests before dinner when I arrived.
+She explained that this domestic duty fell to her because the present
+Lady of the Manor did not approve of drinking at all, and was always
+trying to induce Sir Petronille to take the pledge. This Sir Petronille
+declined to do on the curious grounds that his father had died of drink
+and that he owed something to his memory. She too was of Catholic
+stock, from some forgotten sanctuary behind the Fens. She was young and
+preferred to leave the brunt of entertainment to her mother-in-law.
+They were too unlike for any rivalry to rise between them. She reminded
+me of a candle burning away in the daylight to an unseen flame. Life
+itself was hardly apparent in her eyes, which seemed to look backwards
+into her inner self and not upon the wicked world into which she had
+been given in marriage.
+
+The house party was various. As they sat round the dinner table the
+first night, I could not help dividing them into the two categories of
+Bottles and Barrels. It is an amusing game to play with oneself at a
+dull dinner party. In the first place so many people are shaped like
+a Barrel or a Bottle. And so often the mental contents are similar.
+Bores are simply empty barrels, except (what is worse) when they are
+overflowing ones. Social bottles seldom run to more than conversational
+soda-water. Very rare is the sparkling vintage, and it is one that
+needs to be deftly uncorked. I am afraid the Dowager was a typical
+barrel. The human bottles did not strike me as worth tapping, even Sir
+Petronille. There were two talkative Americans who could only have been
+tolerated under the rule of Trappists and even then might have proved
+unbearable to the Trappists. They were rather like people who had
+stepped out of books with very little to say worth putting back into
+books. Their flow of soul was as soda water without the water. There
+were some neighbours who provided the news of Exeter and even from as
+far as Torquay, which is the English Deauville, only more so. And there
+were a few literary men and a budding politician from London who talked
+rubbish. Naturally we pattered the Metropolitan movies, a cursory
+list of which may help to date this story twenty years hence. We said
+all there was to be said about Wembley, about the Labour Parties, the
+Opposition Parties and Lady Colefax parties; about Steve Donoghue’s
+riding; about the Rodeo riding; and Lord Dudley’s marriage.
+
+It was the last party that the unexpected might be expected to
+happen. But good port covers much ordinary conversation, whereas
+_vin ordinaire_ is difficult to conceal with the brightest chat. We
+had reached the stage between the first and second glass of port when
+the servants suddenly disappeared apparently with a scuffle. Our host
+followed with an oath. Something had gone wrong below stairs. We would
+have carried on polite conversation until relieved, had not a drift of
+pungent smoke crossed the doorway. We left the room and hurried to the
+staircase in time to hear an alarm of fire. The customary scenes at an
+English country-house fire followed. The unselfish shifted furniture.
+The selfish shifted for themselves. The budding politician assumed a
+mediæval helmet and gave loud and continued orders from the stairs with
+some such caption in his mind’s eye for the next day’s _Mirror_ as
+“Young statesman acts as fireman!” The men servants stood in different
+corners of the library, which was found to be in flames, discharging
+Minimax squirts at each other. The chemicals slowly changed the colour
+of their livery, but not the stolid cast of their countenances. The
+ladies rushed up and down stairs impaled on the dilemma of saving the
+hats in their rooms or leaving their evening wraps in the hall. The
+rest of the party brought buckets and jugs of water which did as much
+damage to the carpets as the Minimax to the shelves and curtains. But
+true to its classical derivative the Minimax minimised the maximum of
+fire. Amid much hissing and smoking the flame was quenched and the
+damaged furniture carried into the garden, to wit: a gutted sofa, two
+charred chairs and a stinking carpet. Everybody congratulated each
+other on delivery from atrocious death, a telephone call was sent to
+the Insurance Company, and beer was provided for the expected and
+expectant firemen of the neighbouring Borough, who arrived in the
+early morning.
+
+During the rest of that evening the fire supplied an agreeably
+thrilling note to the conversation. The escape of the party was
+celebrated with duplication and even multiplication of the port wine.
+The Americans were shocked and then delighted and even unpersuaded to
+uphold the reputation of a dry country against the enticements of a
+drinking Baronet and a wet spring. Lady Pawkins was terribly upset,
+whether by the fire or the drinking. She hardly appeared at all during
+the next three days, leaving the house affairs almost entirely to her
+mother-in-law.
+
+It was remembered that Sir Petronille had only remarked that the smoke
+had spoilt the port left on the table, and that it was a damnable
+nuisance the fire had not started a quarter of an hour later. The
+insurance agent arrived and a cheque for damages was paid. All was as
+it should be. Sir Petronille’s wife looked a little paler, and nothing
+happened for three days....
+
+We were returning to tea in the late afternoon when we found the
+servants extinguishing a fire in an empty bedroom. There was nothing
+but smoke and smell left by the time we arrived. It was a horrible
+nuisance. Our host’s oaths took the sheepish grins off the servants’
+faces. The insurance agent arrived again and re-estimated damages.
+It was curious that there had been no grate fire in the room, but it
+was generously attributed by the agent to forgotten cigarette ends.
+Everybody looked at each other foolishly, and then somebody blurted
+out that it was only the ladies who smoked cigarettes. The men smoked
+cigars and pipes. The agent bowed and smiled; “I have no doubt some
+lady was forgetful,” he suggested. He was anxious to turn the incident
+into a good advertisement for the company. “But they don’t smoke
+in empty bedrooms!” shouted the Dowager. The agent bowed again and
+withdrew with his report. There was a general laugh, I don’t know why.
+
+A second fire was excessively unlucky, and the only consolation which
+could be offered to the host was that he had surely exhausted his share
+of bad luck for a life-time. That evening the party kept sober and,
+when towards ten o’clock the butler entered and with a very scared
+face reported that a third fire had just been extinguished in the
+Chapel itself, the party resembled so many aldermen and church-wardens
+proceeding to view the site of municipal disaster.
+
+It turned out to be a slight outbreak and only a few smouldering
+hangings had to be removed. It was promptly attributed to one of the
+altar candles or to the blue light which Lady Pawkins kept burning
+before the statue of the Lourdes Madonna, now generally taking the
+place of the mediæval Mother and Child in the shrines of the Catholic
+community. But it was proved that no candle had been lit since Mass
+was said on the previous Sunday, and that only the supernatural could
+have caused the hangings to be ignited from the lamp. Lady Pawkins had
+been in the Chapel until just before the dinner gong, so all scent was
+once more at fault. There was no scent in fact except the obvious and
+unpleasant smell of burnt cloth.
+
+Three fires within four days was incomprehensible indeed. Either
+it was an amazing coincidence, and by the law of chances could not
+possibly recur, or it was the work of a firebug--more politely called
+a pyromaniac. There must be somebody in the house with a Freudian
+fancy for setting random fire to the furniture in broad daylight.
+Even so, it was impossible to strike a cause. The staff was old and
+warranted. Many had been reared under the family they served. A fire
+in the Manor House was unheard of. Guests and servants were anxious
+equally to prove alibis for themselves. The odd thing was that nobody
+had been alone when any of the fires had started, except Lady Pawkins
+praying in the Oratory; and the Oratory fire occurred while she was
+out. It was more than strange. That evening the ladies were as voluble
+as the men were thoughtful. The budding politician said he owed it to
+his constituents not to expose himself to suffocation in his bed. The
+Americans rehearsed endlessly the great fire in Boston, the greater
+fire in Chicago and the greatest of all in San Francisco. And there was
+talk of the disaster to the _General Slocum_ and much other cheerful
+and appertaining matter.
+
+Nobody slept that night, and the gentlemen took turns to patrol
+the passages. Nothing happened, nor during the next day, which was
+a Saturday. There arrived detectives from one of the great London
+agencies, and a Benedictine priest from the neighbouring monastery, who
+came regularly to hear the confessions of the Ladies Pawkins. On this
+occasion only the younger of the two was available. I regret to say
+that the Dowager had, under the strain of three fires, become amusingly
+drunk. I watched the younger woman pass into the Oratory and kneel,
+paler-faced than ever. An hour later the monk passed out of the house.
+She had apparently made up for the absence of other penitents, but what
+on earth, I thought, could she have had to tell her confessor? But,
+then, there are more things in Heaven and earth than.... Most of her
+time was spent in the chapel praying, and the hours spared from her
+devotions were lavished on the comfort of her guests. Her hospitality
+was humble rather than brilliant. She was found one morning making her
+mother-in-law’s bed, and nobody had any doubt of the unseen hands that
+changed and rearranged the flowers in the rooms every afternoon. She
+lived in the house, but she hardly seemed to be of the house party. Yet
+she was indefatigable at every meal and in her care for the guests. For
+their vinal welfare alone she showed indifference, if not abhorrence.
+And, like most model hostesses, she made no attempt to add to the
+gaiety of the party, though she never allowed a trace of tiredness
+or boredom to cross her face. But her smile was worth more than much
+laughter from the drunken.
+
+Meantime the sleuth-hounds had arrived--one in the impenetrable
+disguise of a valet, who spent long mornings and discreet evenings
+brushing the threads out of our evening trousers. Another was ambushed
+as literary adviser to Sir Petronille Pawkins, and it was given out
+that the Baronet, who was almost illiterate, intended editing some
+chapters of his very obscure family history. While we ate, they sought
+clues and found them not. The sole result of their search was the
+finding of a number of private letters in coat pockets, which letters
+were surrendered to those least intended to see them. A number of
+unpaid bills, addressed to the Dowager Lady Pawkins, were handed
+by mistake to Lady Pawkins. And a letter from an Inebriates’ Home,
+directed to Sir Petronille, gave the Dowager the shock of her life.
+She, poor soul, had remained in a very intoxicated state owing to
+reaction from the incendiarism. I surprised her one evening mumbling
+to herself. It was a long rigmarole about trying to fight it (I presume
+she meant the firebug), about her failure and what a disgrace it was,
+and finally how good Alice was (Alice was the daughter-in-law). “She
+won’t give in. She’ll beat it,” and the old lady burst into hysterics.
+
+The local police carried out a portentous investigation of footprints
+and thumbmarks to substantiate a theory of malicious arson from
+without. The local constable found and rightly measured the inspector’s
+bootmark in the garden clay, and the inspector found a finger-print on
+a window-pane a few hours later which might or might not have been the
+constable’s. The clues discovered by means of the house party would
+have filled a shelf in the Scotland Yard museum.
+
+Nevertheless, there were comic variations in the house-party life, and
+people became quite amusing against the tragic background, though a
+certain amount of discreet panic took place. Fear of the unknown hushed
+the rowdiness of the party. The second fire had sobered them. After the
+third few dared to take their normal rest. It was obvious to material
+minds that, if fire could break out on a sofa or among hangings for no
+reason during the daytime, it might do so during the night-time for a
+better reason. Nobody cares to be roasted in bed, so we broke the party
+into night patrols and relieved one another in watching the passages
+and hunting for the most likely places for the spontaneous combustion
+to occur which had been solemnly adduced by one of the theorists. The
+leader of each watch was armed with the dinner-gong, on which he was
+urged to sound the alarm. The next night was unquiet. The alarm was
+given on two occasions, needlessly. One of the Americans dropped a
+lighted cigarette into his bed, while trying to keep awake until his
+time for watch. He promptly gave the alarm himself, and the presence
+of half the household was required to satisfy his conscience that by
+sitting on the sparks he had averted a catastrophe. The second alarm
+was caused by the officer of the early morning watch tripping on the
+stairs and falling, gong and all, to the bottom. The next morning
+the representative of the Fire Insurance arrived and, after making
+investigations on his own account, announced that the Insurance Company
+had decided not to renew the policy as they were convinced that the
+fires could not be accidental. He was convinced that fire had been
+ignited, especially in the case of the chapel curtains, by the use of
+paraffin or petrol. For the rest of that day everybody searched for
+combustibles. But during this time no oil had been permitted in the
+house, and even a box of firelighters, thanks to their specific name,
+had been buried in the garden.
+
+There was, of course, nothing to talk about at meals except these
+strange happenings. The Devon Worthies could rake up no analogy
+except rick-burning, and were inclined to lay the trouble to gipsies
+or poachers, whom they classed with Bolshevists as the enemies of
+all mankind. The Americans continued to talk with consummate fluency
+about the San Francisco fire, with variations on the Boston fire
+and the great Chicago fire, which was traced to an Irish widow’s
+cow. The servants became so alarmed that they would only work in
+pairs. Everything was done to facilitate the work of the detectives.
+Their finds continued to be irrelevant, to say the least of it. They
+discovered a secret staircase, which had been walled up a century
+previously. They also discovered a cupboard full of empty bottles, to
+which cupboard no member of the family could or would produce a key.
+The next discovery was mine.
+
+I was sitting in the drawing-room studying the Literary Supplement to
+_Vogue_, when suddenly I saw the old Flemish tapestry of the Adoration
+of the Magi stretched across the wall move! There was no draught
+or motion of the air at the time. I thought it must be an ocular
+delusion caused by my glasses. Nobody was pulling or even touching the
+tapestry. But the threads in its texture were moving and wriggling like
+ashen-coloured worms. The nimbus above the Virgin’s head was trembling
+and crackling and the white elbow of her arm was twisting and slowly
+blackening in front of my eyes. It was all happening in perfect silence
+and for no apparent cause. That was the terror of it, and I dragged
+myself out of my chair and forced myself to examine the tapestry
+closer. The woof was crisping and crumbling under the action of intense
+heat, though it was not yet on actual fire. I stared in a foolish and
+fascinated sort of way until the sudden spurt of pungent smell roused
+me to what senses were left to me, and I began feebly sounding the
+alarm. At this moment Lady Pawkins came down the stairs and entered the
+room. When I pointed out what was happening, she became deathly white
+and rang the bell three times, the concerted signal for a fire in any
+part of the house. Detectives and servants arrived almost immediately
+and quickly extinguished the sparks running through the threads of the
+tapestry before beginning an exhaustive inquiry, of which I was the
+chief butt. The tapestry was handled, fingered and almost dissected.
+All my words were taken down, and I was even searched for matches, but
+in vain. I did not describe, a very curious sensation which had been
+growing upon me, which was the ridiculous idea that Lady Pawkins was
+somehow responsible for what had happened. The official theory was that
+the oriel glass had acted like a magnifying glass in setting fire to
+the tapestry.
+
+After this, the atmosphere in the house became not only serious but
+rather strained. It was like living in a crematorium with no honourable
+chance of escape, a crematorium in charge of unseen and probably insane
+attendants. Were we the victims of an abominable practical joke? Or was
+there an invisible criminal or an unknown madman amongst the guests?
+We had stopped suspecting the wretched servants. We grew more inclined
+to look round among ourselves. Everybody laid what had happened to his
+neighbour, but how to associate one iota of proof with any individual
+was a hopeless difficulty. In vain, mental traps were set and the most
+innocently seeming inveiglements devised. Nobody gave himself away by
+deed or word or thought.
+
+The atmosphere became quite impossible towards the end of the week.
+It was far worse than the presence of a ghost or a supernatural
+phenomenon. A White Lady or an immured nun or chained monk would have
+afforded welcome relief. We could have slept peacefully amid spectral
+rattles and death-warnings. But the menace hanging over the house
+seemed to combine the terrors of the earthly and the unearthly. The
+firebug that flieth by day giveth no warning, and, whatever was the
+cause of the incendiarism, there was no comfort in the night. The house
+party continued to its appointed end rather like a comic funeral, at
+which the skeleton sat at every feast and lurked in every cupboard. At
+night the house was watched by night-watchmen with instructions to fire
+upon anybody attempting to fire the house. And all the while out of
+doors the beautiful spring was bursting into moist melody. As for the
+landscape, it was red, red earth all the way, with jerks of blue sea
+over the hills and far away. The hedges burst into flowerage. Devon is
+the only county rhymed with Heaven, but it has Paradisal parallels.
+
+It seemed incongruous to see Nature so happy and busy, spinning the
+loves of flowers and birds, while within the walls of the old house the
+lords of creation sat in moody and suspicious silence. I must admit
+that it was one of the most exciting weeks of my life, and certainly
+I would never have missed the experiences: the uncanny supernatural
+sensations, the actual personal knowledge of a fire and the study
+of human psychology reacting to strain. On the whole everybody had
+improved as human beings. People ceased to be boring or selfish.
+Everybody became anxious to protect or reassure everybody else. The
+common fear made us all friends, and we felt we would have something
+to talk to each other about, whenever we met, for the rest of our
+lives. The only person who seemed to show not the least change was Lady
+Pawkins. Her time-table was totally unaffected by what had happened.
+She still rose at an earlier hour than her servants and prayed in
+her Oratory. On Sundays and Feast days she remained praying most of
+the day. Even on weekdays she read the whole Office of the Church to
+herself. She ordered the meals, and though she left the entertainment
+to her cheery and collapsible mother-in-law, her personality none the
+less penetrated the whole house. I was never more conscious of it than
+at each outbreak of fire. Guests and detectives seemed to look upon
+her as a phantom and of no importance in the search for the mystery,
+and yet I reiterate the extraordinary impression I had received in the
+subconscious part of my soul that she was somewhere at the origin of
+all this trouble.
+
+At last Saturday dawned and the visit was over for guests, who had
+been struggling between an intense desire to depart and the thrill of
+remaining. Most of them had recovered their balance at the prospect of
+going. There were three extra detectives by the end of the week and
+the very meals we ate were cooked under Scotland Yard supervision.
+The Americans were drawing plans of the central heating system, which
+would be necessary before they paid a second visit. We had long given
+up trying to affix the deed to any particular person. It was all too
+complicated.
+
+But two things happened that Saturday morning, which I have not
+disclosed until to-day. The Benedictine chaplain arrived as usual
+and, after hearing the news of the week from Sir Petronille, made
+his way into the Chapel where he was joined by Lady Pawkins. As he
+descended the stairs an hour later, the tension precipitated us into
+conversation. He talked about the untoward occurrences and the ladies
+of the family with the simplest gravity. He spoke with the kindest
+benevolence and pity of the Dowager: “She put up such a strong fight.
+But the holy have no peace in this house. She is at peace since she
+ceased struggling with all her body and soul. Not so Lady Pawkins.” As
+he spoke, I had the curious feeling in my mind that he had no doubt
+either as to the source of the fires. When I described the horror of
+the igniting tapestry to him, he was tremendously interested and asked
+me to show him the exact place. The tapestry had not been put away and
+still hung in the drawing-room with an ugly scar upon the Virgin’s
+arm. He was really excited beyond measure when he saw the mark of the
+flame, and I heard him muttering to himself: “Poor lady, poor lady!
+How could she bear it?” Then he flung himself on his knees and began
+to pray. I made allowance for his nerves and for his deep affection
+for the Pawkins family and began re-examining the tapestry. I noticed
+for the first time that the fire had been confined to the imagery of
+the Blessed Virgin and to her arms alone. The Holy Child and the Magi
+had not been touched. Something in the thread had kept the flame to
+the same section of colour in the web. The good monk was very much
+moved, and remained some time on his knees. I suppose he thought that
+there was something sacrilegious in even the singeing of the Virgin’s
+likeness.
+
+An hour later I went to the Oratory to say good-bye to Lady Pawkins.
+She was there immersed in prayer and it was some time before she
+noticed me. Rising from her knees, she came slowly towards me and held
+out her right hand with a quiet smile as though to apologise for all
+that had happened during my stay. As she raised her arm I caught sight
+of her skin under the hanging sleeve and my eyes froze to it. It was
+burnt and charred to the bone! God! I was glad to get out of that house.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Then I was right, and she was in some mystical and appalling way at
+the source of all that had happened; and the monk knew. Yes! I was
+sure that he knew, and now I realised why he had fallen to prayer
+before the burnt picture of the Virgin in the tapestry. Everything
+began to fit itself together in my mind. The Dowager’s strange words
+about herself and her daughter-in-law, coupled with those of the
+monk--what was it that they meant? How was it that the poor drunken
+Dowager had fought against it with all her might and soul, but that
+the evil had been too strong for her, and why, since she had given up
+struggling, had she been at peace? Could it be that though the old lady
+had collapsed under demoniacal assault and let herself take to drink,
+there was some mystical and tremendous excuse for her weakness, that in
+the atmosphere of that house there was a power which would not permit
+people to live quiet, ordinary, sober lives? That women who married
+into the family found themselves attacked by an influence which gave
+them no rest, which actually forced holy people into evil habits? Was
+I right in guessing that the only chance a woman had in that house was
+the overwhelming and simple practice of mediæval Sanctity, the gifts
+of prayer, holiness and atonement carried to an heroic degree? Such a
+woman was given the chance of becoming saintly or sodden--there was no
+middle course.
+
+So I guessed, but I never returned to confirm my guess. You can only
+imagine my feelings a year later when I took up a newspaper and read
+that the country residence of Sir Petronille Pawkins had been burnt to
+the ground and that everybody had been saved in the house except Lady
+Pawkins, who was believed to have returned to the Chapel to save the
+holy vessels. I suppose she would not yield--more power to her burnt
+elbows! But she must have gone to Heaven in a fiery chariot.
+
+
+
+
+CANNES
+
+
+Recently the most extraordinary and unexpected adventure has befallen
+me, which I am anxious to preserve in the form of a Short Story.
+
+It concerns a railway accident which occurred while I was travelling
+through France to the Riviera. I ought to have been on the crashing
+train and for some strange reason I was not. The reason is really
+strange and remains to this day unexplained. But I have devised a
+possible clue to the fantastic or psychical forces which were in play
+and which prevented me being immolated in the catastrophe. There will
+appear a climax if I tell my story rightly, but I am still waiting for
+the _dénouement_. Roughly, this is the outline. I was summoned to an
+aunt’s sick-bed at Cannes and had no time to book a berth in advance. I
+attempted to travel in the restaurant car of an express. Friends left
+me at the station. Witnesses in Paris knew that I was leaving that
+night and, if possible, by that train. They read of the train’s crash
+in the papers the next morning. My name was not in the casualty list
+simply because I was not travelling in the train. I had deliberately
+changed trains for a strange reason.
+
+This is too bad for a start, for I have been very carefully trained in
+the Pelman school of literature, and have subscribed to an expensive
+course in the Finsbury School of Practical Journalism, and have had
+several Short Stories corrected by a doddering ex-member of Parliament,
+by the writer of social snips in a Methodist weekly, and an utterly
+futile and yellowish novelist whose very decadence has decayed. I
+should have remembered that it is necessary to give no hint of a Short
+Story’s end, if the attention of trained readers is to be kept, and
+that the catastrophe should be concealed till the practised palate of
+the epicurean magazine-taster is prepared to assimilate it. But now I
+have revealed the whole skeleton outline of my Story in one nutshell
+paragraph. It is too bad, for the whole fact and even the mystery,
+such as it is, leaks out of those first sentences, and I shall have to
+continue with Pelmanic padding to the obvious end. However, perhaps I
+shall get this Story into next year’s “Collection of the Worst Stories
+of the Twelve-month,” which I believe are industrially collected into
+an annual by two Chicago professors of belles-lettres and added to that
+invaluable transatlantic series “What Not To Read.”
+
+But I have a Story to tell, and with the help of a little volume
+entitled “Short Story Writing for Profit,” by Michael Joseph, which has
+fallen into my hands, I shall essay to tell it. His entertaining little
+plan informs me that the theory of the Short Story may be likened to
+the shape of a triangle--a long base, one long side, and a short drop.
+I must keep this in mind, especially as my story conveys an illusion of
+the human triangle. Let me at least preserve that triangular form which
+is essential to the modern Short Story.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+I therefore set out to draw _A--C_, _Base of characters_, as per plan,
+with _A--B_, _Incidents leading to the Catastrophe_, and _C--B_ the
+_Climax_, with _B_ for _Catastrophe_. I have a feeling that with such
+clear indications I cannot fail. My real difficulty is that I have
+to adapt a true story to the Procrustean bed of fiction. I learn I
+have got to provide a Title (done), an Opening (I am opening as I
+write), the Body of the Story, and the Catastrophe upon Climax, and if
+possible, but this is not essential, a _dénouement_.
+
+The Opening is in the Gare de Lyon, which I reach about half-past seven
+on a Sunday night on my way to the Riviera. I am not travelling for
+pleasure, but in response to a summons to fetch my dear and favourite
+aunt, who has been very fashionably ill at Cannes in company with
+some of the best-known names in English Provincial Society. This year
+anybody who counts in Leeds would cease to count in Leeds had they not
+been numbered on a Riviera hotel register. The _salons_ of Liverpool,
+the wit of Glasgow, and the beauty of Hull, Halifax and Huddersfield
+have been emptied along the Garden of the Riviera like a rich manure.
+Even poor old London, which since the war has been outmonied and
+outclassed by the manufacturing cities of the North, contributed its
+little quota of idle poor. My dear aunt went for her health, and I went
+because I am in her Will. I had got as far as the Gare de Lyon in my
+Story.
+
+I do not feel like filling out _A--C_ with characterisations of either
+my aunt or myself, so I will proceed to _A--B_ (Incidents leading to
+the Catastrophe). The first incident lies in the fact that I can never
+pass through the Gare de Lyon without a very vivid thought passing
+through my mind. Thirty years ago (this dislocation of time is against
+all the Short Story rules, but it is essential), this aunt of mine
+stood in the Gare de Lyon and suddenly she saw a man running across
+the platform, followed by another. He had the misfortune to trip and
+fall, whereupon, to her horror, the other drew a revolver and shot him
+not once, but many times, until the police removed him and his victim.
+It was a crime of passion committed by a jealous husband on his wife’s
+lover. As everything had been done on all sides of the triangle, nobody
+had anything to say, and the drama was soon forgotten in the thousand
+and ten more dramatic incidents of the Paris phantasmagoria. But my
+aunt never forgot, and years later, when I was a small boy in Paris,
+she showed me the scene of the murder and recounted the details. It
+was the only murder she had ever seen, and the only one I had heard at
+first hand, so it remained in my mind as fresh as blood. Every time I
+crossed the Gare de Lyon, travelling South, it returned to my memory
+with renewed force. And though I was in a special hurry, and in a state
+of real agitation owing to the telegrams I had received from Cannes,
+I halted at the fatal spot and remembered, as it were throwing myself
+back in time and out of circumstantial focus. I enjoyed the curious
+feeling that possibly I was the only person alive who knew exactly
+what had happened there on that tragic day. It was part of my personal
+tradition.
+
+This murder is an Incident, not the Catastrophe in my story, which
+I am still labouring to tell with such sanity and sincerity as my
+reader will allow me. Friends in Paris sent me in their car to catch
+the 8.10 _Rapide_. I had not reserved a sleeping place because the
+train accommodation was filled for weeks in advance. I gave a voluble
+porter ten francs, and explained that it was a case of necessity and
+that I must reach Cannes the next day, as my aunt was ill; that I was
+prepared to travel in the restaurant car the whole way, or even in
+the baggage van. I only carried hand luggage, and while the porter
+was making my arrangements I walked down the platform to loosen my
+leg joints before what promised to be a night of cramp. The porter
+rejoined me beaming, and assured me that he had arranged everything
+by himself, that my bag was in the restaurant and that I would find
+a seat in the corridor, when I suddenly noticed a passenger on the
+platform far more hurried and agitated than I was. She walked up the
+train, peering with quick movements of her neck into every carriage,
+but in vain. Then she remained standing at one of the wrought-iron
+pillars that sustain the roof, looking like the veritable picture of
+despair. The train was late going out (half an hour of delay, the
+porter told me), so I felt tempted to walk past her, and to my surprise
+found her large, glassy eyes fixed full upon mine. I continued ten
+yards and swung round. She was still there, and her eyes were still
+riveting mine. I passed her not twice but half a dozen times, and each
+time her eyes fixed, absorbed, hypnotised and terrified me. They were
+not the eyes of a woman, who queries and accosts men in streets and
+railway stations, the glittering and questingly plunderous eyes, nor
+the brilliantly attractive orbs of the adventuress. Nor were they the
+eyes of the widow and the mourner, those gushing fountains of violet
+salts and pathetic brine. Tragic they were and haunting, restless and
+insatiable, searchful and despairing. I felt quite unable to take my
+place in the train, and continued walking up and down the platform,
+and each time I received her eyes full into mine. It was naturally
+not for me to speak, but I gave her every chance, and emboldened by
+her piercing glance which shot pity, fear, pain, peril, I bent my
+head towards her until our eyes cannot have been more than six inches
+apart. Then I heard her saying simply, “_Changez! il faut changer de
+train. Dites lui de changer de train._” I was so troubled that I could
+make no reply. I passed her once again, and she said again, “_Il faut
+changer de train._” When I looked back she had disappeared, and the
+signal was being made for the train to start. But her eyes had not gone
+out of mine, and I could still know them anywhere if ever I saw them
+again. They were wonderful and wistful eyes, and a little terrible.
+They never blinked or flinched or flickered. But what struck me most,
+apart from their undeviating stare of agony and terror, was that they
+were perfectly dry--the dry stare of the dead. I felt their presence
+even more after their owner had disappeared into the rush and crush
+of the station. I no longer felt like a real person, but as though I
+were watching myself in a dream, and I did the absurd sort of things
+that one does in dreams. I obeyed her entreaty to change trains without
+questioning whether it was intended for me. I snatched my bag and
+threw myself upon my surprised porter. He thought I had decided not
+to travel at all, and could not understand me when I gave him another
+ten francs and asked him to find me another train, presumably in the
+same direction! There was a slow train in the parallel siding already
+crowded and almost overfilled. Before he had found me a fresh seat,
+the _Rapide_ was passing out of the station. I turned and watched
+the slow, soundless egress of the train I should have occupied. I
+did feel a fool, but again the dream-sense overcame me, and I looked
+with a curious intense feeling into every face I could sight in the
+disappearing carriages. One man was looking out of the window. Was he
+the object of that woman’s wild search and agony? Another was preparing
+to undress. Groups were settling down for the night. The restaurant car
+was empty, but the white-capped _chef_ was busy in his tiny kitchen.
+It all passed through my sense of vision like a phantom. The porter
+touched me on the shoulder and led me to the slow train. He treated me
+as one distracted but harmless. He placed me in a tight compartment
+with six others, and committed me to their charge. I remained sitting
+bolt upright for eighteen hours, past Dijon and Lyons; past Avignon,
+where the rose of dawn met us; past Arles to Marseilles, where our
+engine breasted the breeze of the Mediterranean and snorted with new
+breath into Toulon and along the Amethyst Coast to Cannes.
+
+At Cannes I felt as though I were awaking from a dream. I struggled
+towards the hotel, where my convalescent aunt had been hanging
+irresolute between life and death, and was now sufficiently well to
+decide between two exquisite hats--one from Paris and another bought
+in Cannes. Fortunately a friend in need had nursed her through the
+crisis of pneumonia, and recovery was now a question of days. It was
+Martha MacArthur, one of the world’s delectables. At my aunt’s bedside
+I apologised for missing the _Rapide_ and arriving so late. Martha
+started. “Missed it? Why, the _Rapide_ crashed last night, with great
+loss of life!” As my aunt had just escaped from the jaws of germigerous
+death, it was perhaps not the moment to acquaint her with my even more
+astounding survival, but I felt an overwhelming desire to ask Martha
+why I was alive. Mr. Joseph, in his “Short Story Writing for Profit”
+remarks on page 118 that “certain names have a strong suggestion of
+character about them. Martha suggests the dutiful housewife; Dolly,
+Betty or Kitty the rather frivolous young lady.” According to the
+rules I should have never introduced the name of Martha into this
+Story, especially as Martha presented the very opposite of the dutiful
+housewife as she slung me in her Rolls-Royce through the narrow streets
+of Cannes, leaving perilously minute margins between her wheels and
+trembling human obstacles. But Martha is one of the protected. Her golf
+is Paradisal, her card play diabolical--I can speak from experience.
+On our way to the Casino at Cannes--which is the great caravanserai
+of the loose, losing and lost, I ventured at last to ask her why I
+was alive. She took it as a reflection on her driving! Before I could
+tell her my Story, we had entered the great Casino--which seems built
+of dissected strata of coloured ice-cream; with great plate-windows
+framing pictures of the Mediterranean, and electric chandeliers hanging
+over potted palm trees like bunches of horrible glassy dates--and under
+an enormous Chinese black and white lantern I unfolded my tale. It was
+so strange, telling a ghostly yarn in that heated atmosphere to Martha,
+who sat like a frond of Swiss edelweiss, cool and white and natural
+in that huge orchidaceous hot-house, where monstrous flowers of the
+Venus Fly Trap variety swayed to and fro in the scented air, seeking
+whom they might conveniently suck--those flowers to whom champagne and
+shampoo mean more than the daily dews and brushing breeze of heaven.
+For a moment I imbibed my surroundings. I felt brought down to the real
+earth; and a drink-soaked and perfumed earth. There was nothing ghostly
+or dreamy within those walls. I told my weird yarn against a strongly
+contrasting background.
+
+Martha said nothing beyond tossing her multiwaved head of newly-hatched
+canary fluff into the air. I asked her again, at the end as at the
+beginning of my Story, why I was alive. Martha accepted and considered
+my story. Then she said that I must have been attuned to see what
+was probably invisible to others in the station. Had I ever seen the
+face in the vision before? she asked. No! Did it seek to attract any
+beside myself? I could not say. Possibly, in spite of the individual
+fascination it concentrated on myself. Did I look for the face on
+the train I took? Yes, I searched the train at Marseilles and again
+at Cannes, but I had seen nothing. Martha’s little oval face became
+Buddhistic with wisdom, and she said: “There must be a reason. There
+must be a hidden law. Rhythm is the secret law of life. My golf is
+rhythm. My dancing is rhythm. That’s why I won’t dance with you. My
+card play is rhythm. That’s why you can’t play with me. My Rolls-Royce
+is rhythm.” I shivered at this particular memory. “You must have been
+in spirit-rhythm with some soul trying to communicate with another
+passenger, perhaps the wife of one of those killed or injured, or the
+mother. A psychological communication cord was pulled. That was all.”
+
+I felt that I had been very lucky in noticing that cord being pulled.
+I grew calmer and less exalted. The tables in the Casino were filling
+with visitors. All the unmentionable and all the most-mentioned people
+were crowding and jostling together. An Indian Prince entered with
+his white wife, followed by her white lover, which looked like one of
+Buchanan’s artistic “Black and White” Whisky advertisements. A lady
+suddenly became lit with the vapours of wine, and began clapping a
+broad-backed English Peer between his startled shoulders. Almost at the
+next table to Martha was Monsieur Lazarus (of Paris). It was almost a
+Scriptural touch. All the lights of Leeds and the bloods of Birmingham
+were marshalling in that delightful atmosphere where baccarat is not
+a sin and Sin itself is but a baccarat. English people had thrown off
+their national hypocrisy for once. The doors revolved, and I noticed
+Mrs. Grundy herself enter in company with a courtesan to whom she
+had kindly given a lift, and who was gracefully lighting a cigarette
+for her in return. They were all there--the _demi-mondaines_, the
+half-world watching for gentlemen half-seas over to rifle. They were of
+all sizes, from the Brighton flapper to the Double Dutch. But they gave
+Leeds and Birmingham something appreciable to see and speak about and
+even to handle.
+
+We rose and wandered into the inner gambling hall, where the tables
+were arranged according to prices. At the high table, roped and guarded
+by attendants, some of the great intellects of Europe played baccarat
+for huge stakes--thousands and tens of thousands of francs. The shoe
+of cards was passing. There was an English Marchioness looking like
+the last rose of last summer as the French bank-notes dropped like
+faded pink petals from her fingers. There was a gorgeously-dressed
+pickpocket, who still spied sentimentally for international service
+and patriotically relieved stray Englishmen of their francs. There was
+an exiled King playing for his hotel bill. There was a Bond Street
+jeweller fleecing the clients he overcharged at home. There was a green
+Egyptian Prince trying furtively to pick up a little cash with one
+hand and royal honours with the other. He was financed by an American
+Lady who liked sharing in the pseudo-curtsies he extracted from the
+gullible. There was a transatlantic widow in hooded black, whose face
+of suppressed fury when she lost money made the humanitarian glad that
+there were no husbands left to her reproach. And there was a beautiful
+Italian Countess, whose favours inclined to the most substantial
+winner at the tables. She at least must have had a human heart. But
+it takes women with hearts and men with intellect to play baccarat.
+One felt sorry that the love and council-chambers of the world were
+even temporarily deprived of so much. The shoe of cards was passing,
+and the notes were passing into the maw of the Casino, the little
+insatiable slit, which takes a tithe on all gains and on all losses. I
+was fascinated watching the croupiers, men like dead, dissected fish,
+whisk the cards and bank-notes about with their long, thin shovels of
+pearwood, which moved as quickly as the dorsal fins of sharks basking
+on a sea of green baize. And the evening was passing into night, and
+night into dawn.
+
+Martha continued to explain her Gospel of Rhythm. Luck at the tables
+was rhythm, she said, and when one was out of luck, it meant that one
+was simply out of tune or accord with some subtlety of rhythm. My
+escape from the doomed train had been due to some rhythm into which I
+had strayed with the receptive note uppermost. Luck and rhythm were
+the same things. Then she asked me what I had been thinking of when I
+came to the Gare de Lyon. And I suddenly remembered the murder that
+always crossed my mind there and there only. I told her the story of
+the murder that my aunt had once seen, and had passed so vividly into
+my mind. “Exactly,” said Martha. “That accounts for it all. You must
+have seen the wife trying to warn her lover that her husband was on his
+tracks, and the astral reflection of her agony to get him to change
+trains was projected into your mind rhythmically.”
+
+It sounded a good solution. I could imagine it all: the secret visit
+and departure; the discovery by the husband of the hour of the lover’s
+train; his pursuit with a revolver, while the agonised wife made an
+equally desperate attempt to warn the other first; her failure to
+warn her lover; the husband’s successful search and then the drama of
+blood. I suppose I had put myself into the mood to see her unhappy and
+disembodied soul, which is for ever doomed to scour that platform on
+a vain quest. Her words had accorded miraculously with my fate. Luck
+and rhythm, then, were the same. And that’s my Story, though I have
+not kept the rules of short story telling. What I have written down is
+true in the essentials. If you want to know how true it is exactly, ask
+Martha MacArthur!
+
+
+
+
+THE NECROPHILE
+
+
+The most extraordinary story I ever heard in my life came from the
+mouth of a priest. It came quite unsought, for I was making a silent
+retreat in a Carthusian monastery. It was likewise unexpected, for
+I had gone to rest, not to rack, my mind. The rule of Saint Bruno
+enforces a cessation of sound. And the Great Silence from vespers to
+midday had rolled over the wearied souls in the guest house twice:
+silence unbroken save by the solemn and rugged chant of the monks; real
+chant and real monks. The surreptitious aid of organ pipes was unknown
+in the Carthusian service. The roaring and wheezing of compressed air
+through leaden guts and wooden tripery, however harmonious and tuneful,
+had never been thought necessary in the Carthusian scheme for bringing
+Multiplicity back to Unity, Created to their Creator and contemplatives
+into that glowing orb of essential Contemplation which is God.
+Supremely and serenely God contemplates, and the holy contemplatives on
+earth enter His thoughts and His contemplation. And they contemplate
+Him in return. If it were not so, how else could they endure that
+appalling life of solitude, mewed in little prisons, toiling in lonely
+workshops and solitary gardens, or, after rising to chant the sublime
+office at midnight, returning to snatch a few hours of slumber, before
+dawn recalls them to the choir and the Carthusian Mass. For, steeped
+in the thirteenth century, they keep the ceremonies and liturgy of
+their religion before it was demediævalised and emasculated by the
+Renaissance. So delightfully do the Carthusians remain in their own
+century that they still prostrate themselves flat at the Confiteor, and
+wear stockings cut out of two pieces of linen and spliced together!
+Knitting-needles would be heresy, and a sewing-machine modernism! It is
+so throughout their rules and customs, which leave them with the proud
+boast shared by no other Order. Never reformed because never deformed.
+_Numquam reformata quia numquam deformata!_
+
+We were a little wearied, for we had been listening to the great Office
+of Matins chanted from midnight until two in the morning. Ensconced in
+the hanging gallery, buried behind the huge printed prayer books of the
+Carthusian rite, we had sat, letting the rival delights of slumber and
+plain-chant dispute for our senses. At times it was like being carried
+out to sea upon successive waves that choked one’s ear-drums. At
+another time one felt sinking, sinking into the dull, matted vibrations
+that eternally reach the ocean depths from above. Then the sound had
+died down, and each holy father, wearing the ghostly white shroud in
+which he will one day be buried, picked up his lantern and made his
+way back through unending cloister to the cell in which he circumvents
+death with pious irony. Death and the devil are put to considerable
+mock in a Carthusian house. Death causes no alarm, no terror. All his
+tricks, all his stage-effects have been put into daily practice by the
+Religious. The utter loneliness that cuts off the soul from the whole
+human family, the secretion behind narrow stone walls, the white
+funeral clothes, the silence that forbids all the hum and humours and
+humdrum of noisy, gossipy human life, reduce Death himself to parody.
+And then? And then they see intellectually, that is to say they
+contemplate while yet alive what the dead see to their exquisite joy or
+lingering loss.
+
+The guests were the usual habitants of monastery guest-houses. A poet,
+who had failed of attaining perfect sonnet-form first on cocoa at
+Oxford, and on cocaine subsequently in Paris. He was thinking, in some
+despair, of joining the Holy Church. An architect successful enough in
+his line, and with a rare knowledge of Gothic, but superficially and
+glitteringly, for he was an atheist, and none can have real knowledge
+of the Gothic grandeur without acknowledging the true religion and the
+true God. God, shall we say? built the vault of Heaven, and strewed
+the gargoyles of the constellations across its symmetry. Mediæval man
+built the Gothic Cathedral in reply, and God saw that it was good.
+God poised the planets in space to show what could be done without
+actually breaking eggs, and man riposted with the flying buttress,
+that marvellous hanging miracle of thrust and strain riveted into
+immobility, and man showed God that he, too, could suspend stone in the
+void. And again God perceived, almost to His delighted embarrassment,
+that it was good.
+
+None of us could understand how a Gothic architect could remain an
+atheist. Once the Divine in man, that is to say his art, is realised,
+it is only a step to the Divinity. There was also a Monsignor, an
+Austrian and a mild-faced mystery. It was not until the end of the
+retreat that we learnt a little of his identity. We were committed on
+our honour to silence except during the hour of recreation, when we
+moved round a high-walled garden, wondering desperately what things
+were happening on the highway the other side--that is to say in the
+world.
+
+There were monks in the Monastery who had not seen a newspaper for
+thirty years, and even happy ones to whom woman was an extinct animal.
+A silent laybrother served our meals with shaven head and untrimmed
+beard, looking like the shrouded figure of Time himself. After each
+meal I expected him to leave a running hour glass on the table instead
+of the cheese, and point toward it with bony fingers as though to
+suggest that the course of our life was also finished. The strain of
+silence was having its effect, and on the last day of the retreat we
+became more and more communicative during the hour of recreation.
+
+I told some very dull and uninspiring tale. I suffer from normality,
+and my life is inclined to convention. The architect, while redoubling
+his artistic appreciation of the Carthusian life, repeated his
+atheistic ultimates toward life. He gave the rather absurd reason for
+his attitude that he had been always disappointed by women. Who hasn’t,
+including the Saints? I could not help retailing him a newspaper poster
+I had once read in America which ran: “MAN TWICE DIVORCED REFUSES TO
+BELIEVE IN GOD!” We all laughed, and the Monsignor began disclosing
+his past. As we had expected, he had incurred some kind of disgrace
+in his own country. He was not a fallen priest, but a Prelate on the
+shelf. It was not owing to any scandal, he explained, and we believed
+him, but owing to his intellectual backsliding that he had missed
+his ecclesiastical career. Modernism had fired him with its bright
+Will-o’-the-wisp, and he had not remained unsinged. However, he had
+been permitted to retain priestly rank and dress, and to travel on his
+own means. He was visiting the English cathedrals (an American rather
+than a Christian form of pilgrimage) and had been so shocked by their
+ghastly and sepulchral interiors that he had fled to the Carthusians
+as he said to seek a little oil for his creaking soul. The actual
+services he had seen had filled him with depression. As he expressed it
+himself they reminded him of the facetiousness of undertakers! Better
+he thought that the cathedrals had been destroyed than made ridiculous.
+His was the true Catholic spirit.
+
+He never forgot the holy office which was his, and made a serious
+attempt to supplement the silent efforts of the Carthusians in
+converting the architect. On our last evening of recreation we agreed
+to make a concerted assault on our companion. We found that his atheism
+was not based on any pose of disbelief, but on a total inability to
+understand how a human body could rise formally and substantially from
+the dead. “I don’t see why spirits shouldn’t survive like sheets of
+luminous paint, but as for atoms rearranging their constituency in a
+human body it is impossible,” he argued. “Annihilation seems far more
+logical and probable, and proper after death.”
+
+“Nevertheless,” said the Monsignor, “we believe in the resurrection
+of the body from the dead.” And he proceeded to the theories of
+scholastics. “You must understand that the body like the soul is
+created not generated by the Creator. Creation is a more perfect and
+sublimer act than generation. Soul and body are both called out of
+the misty void, out of space, out of nothing, and therefore both
+are capable of passing into complete abeyance again. The Creator can
+uncreate and then recreate. The resurrection of the body is a form of
+recreation. But He Himself will not annihilate an atom of His own work.”
+
+The architect returned to the charge: “The atoms of a dead human
+body pass into other bodies. Whose body shall they be on the Day of
+Resurrection?” The reply was that Unity could bring about Multiplicity,
+and just as the multiplication of the loaves was a scriptural miracle,
+and the multiplication of the Host a constant occurrence in missionary
+history, it was possible that atoms could be multiplied to serve their
+different turns so to speak.
+
+“Can God unmake? Can He annihilate the dust He has created?” asked
+the architect. “No!” said the Monsignor, for they had settled down
+to a duel, “but God is the cause of energy as the sun is of colour,
+and as the sun can equally cause colour to rise or fade, so God can
+cause energy and existence to come or collapse out of the atoms. That
+is death! But the sun can one day recolour those identical atoms in
+other leaves. The atoms can be the same, so that you really get a
+resurrection of the body of the leaf. The human body can be similarly
+restored.” Somehow it did not convince.
+
+“What age will our bodies be when they rise again?” asked the
+architect. “We shall be outside of Time and therefore quite ageless.
+God is not a source or a sequence, but the primal power. He is the
+Motor causing all motion. Our bodies are emanations from Him, and He
+can cause or uncause them voluntarily.”
+
+The conversation was only prevented from becoming quarrelsome by the
+difficulty both combatants felt in wielding metaphysical terms. They
+disagreed as to what atoms were, as to whether the divine power showed
+itself in a materialistic manipulation of things or in a kind of cosmic
+mania. The architect was at one time willing to admit the personality
+of God, but only on the corollary that God was mad. It explained so
+much, the crinks in the universe, the genius of man, the brilliance
+of the stars, the comets tearing out of place. The madness of God was
+of course a divine madness. “Yes,” said the Monsignor very solemnly.
+“Bethlehem was madness, Nazareth was paranoia, and Calvary delirium.”
+
+From the metaphysical the discussion became biological. The architect
+admitted that fresh bouts of the life-spirit could reanimate dead
+matter, but not the same set of atoms. Once dead, nothing could revive
+a dead anatomy. Could the Monsignor record a single instance except the
+legendary tale of Lazarus, who was probably in a state of coma, and
+whose personal experiences by some extraordinary oversight on the part
+of the Evangelists had been withheld from the human race?
+
+The Monsignor became angry and took his challenge. “I believe it is
+quite possible,” he said, “for the life-spirit to be restored to a
+dead body long after physical death has occurred. I will tell you a
+story for which I have the evidence. I shall make a series of positive
+statements and leave it as such. The circumstances are morbid in
+the extreme, but you will excuse my narration of them. I have never
+breathed this story before, but I consider that I am justified if I can
+at least refute your statement that the dead rise up never. I say they
+do. I can give an instance which was not coma. Life can go, and life
+can be reinfused.
+
+“When I was a young priest in Vienna, before my rise to favour at
+Court, I was, in addition to my parish duties, detailed for work at
+the Morgue. I waited there three nights every week to receive the
+unknown dead, and to give them the benefit of a religious reception.
+Some of the dead were recognised, and a few were claimed. Relatives
+were grateful for such Catholic rites as I could give to those, who had
+generally died without Absolution or Sacrament. I loved saying Mass for
+the Unknown dead lying in the Morgue, not knowing their names or their
+lives. The Church is the Mother not only of the living, but also of the
+dead, and her arms are strong to stretch down even into the pit. How
+surprised some of these stray souls must have been to find the Church,
+which they had forgotten on earth, following them with charitable hands
+into the other world. I was stationed for two years at the Morgue.
+
+“One day the police brought an unclaimed body and left it upon a
+marble slab. It was that of a woman still in her beauty, and not more
+than thirty years of age. I could see that she had been a woman of
+pleasure, though, as is often the case, the extreme sadness of her face
+counteracted the dis-sanctification of her body. Poor child! The Morgue
+was seldom without one of her unclassed class. I could say Mass for
+her which I could not for the suicides. The suicides the Church leaves
+to God. He alone can say the Office of the Dead for those who have
+destroyed the life which He gave to them, and which He alone has the
+right to take.
+
+“It happened that evening that the Commissioner of Police brought
+an anonymous party apparently of relations to view the tragic human
+relics in the Morgue. One of them appeared to be of rank, for the
+Commissioner saluted him at every opportunity. They remained some time
+in front of the woman’s body admiring the great beauty of her features
+and inquiring her name. Though the records were examined, nothing
+definite could be learned except that she was a courtesan, who had
+had the misfortune to die during an evening party in the house of a
+gentleman, who preferred to remain unnamed. His doctor had brought the
+body and filled the necessary certificates, and the great gentleman,
+at whose expenses she had perished, had sent a hundred kronen to
+provide her funeral. It was understood that she had no family. In his
+anxiety to learn her history the distinguished stranger asked for me
+to be presented to him, and I found myself shaking the hand of a Duke,
+connected with one of the German Royal Houses. When I was unable to
+add to his information, he turned from me with wandering eyes and an
+expression which to me seemed bordering on dementia. Curiously enough
+he congratulated me on my good fortune in being chaplain at the Morgue,
+but this I took for an excess of politeness on his part. It was not
+considered a very high ecclesiastical position. He was closeted for
+some time with the Commissioner and drove away.
+
+“Later that night I was summoned to attend a dying man, who died
+before I could do more than hear his confession. He was friendless,
+and his body was taken to the Morgue. I followed. It was a late hour,
+and I decided to finish reading my Breviary in the Secretary’s room.
+While seated there, I was astonished to hear footsteps in the inner
+hall, where the unclaimed dead were thrown on marble slabs. A shadow
+was cast against the frosted-glass partition, and it was followed by
+another. I stood involuntarily in the doorway. To my amazement it was
+the Commissioner, who was again taking the Duke round the grim contents
+of the room. I could not help overhearing them, and what I did not
+overhear my horrified senses supplied. There are things that one has
+read in books about sick souls or demented bodies, that I had never
+dreamed of meeting. How can I explain?
+
+“To forestall my story, the Duke I could realise was deeply afflicted
+mentally, I do not say morally, for he was not responsible. It was
+not hereditary but accidental. I learnt all this some time after. I
+must explain that he had had a terrible experience at marriage. After
+a passionate and romantic courtship his young wife had died of heart
+failure in his arms a few hours after the ceremony. The marriage night
+had become a watch night of the dead, during which he had passed a
+ghastly vigil instead of enjoying an efflorescence of happiness. In
+answer to his entreaties he had been left alone with the body of his
+wife that night. His groans and prayers were heard until a late hour....
+
+“The effect on the unhappy Duke was serious. His character, hitherto,
+had been irreproachable, and his experiences in love matters exceeding
+slight, considering the opportunities possible to his rank and fortune.
+It was a stroke of incredibly bitter irony, which I should hesitate to
+lay at the door of a benevolent Providence, that his marriage night
+should have been of such horror. His bride was buried, but the effect
+on the white tablets of his mind was lasting. To a large extent he
+became a recluse, avoiding society, and more especially all the gay
+world of women and wives and half-women and half-wives, who present
+such an alarming phase of modern civilisation. Unfortunately his
+loneliness was obsessed by one very gruesome but innocent form of
+sentiment. He only fell in love with the dead, in whom he ocularly
+memorised the last vision of his wife. There was no carnal wickedness
+on his part, for he showed signs of a diabolical possession, that is of
+not being his own possessor, and of indulging in uncanny and fantastic
+wishes, which in his saner moments he would never have tolerated. His
+friends proposed that he should be solemnly exorcised by the Church,
+but his Confessor was nervous, and the modern Cardinal Archbishop
+would never give his consent to anything so mediæval. In the Middle
+Ages of course the most solemn and terrifying of rites would have
+been performed, and I have no doubt that the poor Duke was actually
+possessed by an unhappy demon--explain his malady how you will. He was
+unable to resist this terrible instinct, this love of watching women
+who were newly dead. I suppose it could be explained. The supreme
+anguish and the supreme joy of his life had come to him on the same
+day, and he had mingled them in the one night until agony and ecstasy,
+delight and grief, life and death must have become indistinguishable.
+But the result had been distressing in the extreme, and from time to
+time the mad Duke emerged from gloomy solitude to satisfy his widowed
+eyes. The police had orders, certainly not to facilitate his sepulchral
+amours, but not to prevent him, for the doctors when consulted agreed
+that if he were thwarted he would become dangerous. As it was, he was
+studiously observant of the natural rights and feelings of the living,
+and though when his secret agents heard of the death of a beautiful
+woman they instantly visited the next of kin, he never pressed his
+suit except with the most pathetic delicacy. In the cases when through
+poverty or even through a curious form of snobbery (for with some folk
+snobbery is stronger than reverence or death) he was permitted to see
+the corpse, he always insisted on defraying the eventual expenses of
+the funeral and, when the relatives allowed, of appearing at the grave
+side of the object of his momentary affection. There is no human law
+which forbids a man to love a corpse, provided the dead body is not
+desecrated, and receives proper burial within the number of ordained
+days. And the Duke was careful almost to the verge of scruple on this
+point. However morbid this habit might be considered, it was overlooked
+under two heads. There was the fact that the Duke’s aberration caused
+no unhappiness to anyone except himself, and secondly that he suffered
+the most agonising remorse and shame between each outbreak of his
+singular passion for still life. The leading pathologists declared that
+it was a very exceptional case.
+
+“In any case the Duke was not interrupted in his Platonic love affairs
+with Hades, though, poor man, I remember his pathetic grief, which
+could be charitably construed into a madman’s ideas of being faithful
+to a dead woman.
+
+“However, I learnt all this long after that evening which was to
+have such a curious effect on my subsequent life, the evening of the
+Duke’s visit to the Morgue, a visit as I then imagined out of ordinary
+curiosity. As I previously mentioned, I had returned late that night
+to dispose of the friendless man, whose soul I had previously guided
+as well as I could into the shadows of the other world. I was reading
+the last words of my Breviary by the flickering gaslight, when suddenly
+shadows passed the frosted glass, and to my horror I heard the Duke
+making arrangements for the temporary watching of the beautiful woman
+I had already seen him cover with piteous eyes. I gathered that it
+was not considered discreet, and would entail a licence from the
+police, to remove the body from the Morgue to his private house. So
+saying, they both entered where I was standing. It was one of the most
+embarrassing moments of my life. The Duke turned as pale as one of
+the marble mortuary slabs, and the Commissioner actually seized me as
+though to prevent my escape. When they realised that I was a priest,
+they seemed relieved, for a priest becomes so used to the seal imposed
+upon the confessional that even secrets which come to him in other
+ways join that silence of the grave. They both read what came in my
+face, and without a word nodded to each other, and passed on their
+way. I finished writing the formularies descriptive of my unknown
+client, and left him lying with the others. I noticed that he was on
+the next slab to the mysterious woman. It was beyond human nature for
+me to refrain from glancing a second time at her features. They were
+beautiful with the pallid unreality of the sculptor’s art. I have
+observed that if the sculptor attains the slightest line of beauty or
+personality in his art, it is far more wonderful than the painter’s.
+It is more difficult to raise life out of the marble depths than upon
+the surface of canvas or paint. But to leave by brush or chisel any
+idea of the life that has recently left the countenance is the most
+difficult. And this lovely model from the Divine sculptor conveyed that
+haunting expression which sometimes the mediæval tombs possessed, as
+though life lingered in death. How can I describe it? If you have ever
+seen a fort or town which has been surrendered to the enemy, there is
+a moment of tremendous pathos after the flag has been lowered and the
+garrison withdrawn, before the enemy have taken possession. The prize
+lies like the body of Patroclus between contending rivals. So, I may
+say, lay the body of this beautiful woman, over whom life and death had
+contended, and now that the colours of life had been lowered she lay
+awaiting the legions of death and corruption. I turned away, making
+the Sign of the Cross, and said the _De Profundis_ for the absent
+soul. It was well that it had passed from its hostel’s desecration.
+The next morning the body was gone. And then the weeks and the months
+passed.... I was agreeably surprised that winter to be summoned by my
+Bishop, and told that the moment of my promotion had arrived. I was to
+be sent to a fashionable parish, where I would find more leisure to
+continue my taste for historical studies, which the Bishop was gracious
+enough to say had met his attention when inspecting the Seminary. He
+wished me to leave my curacy, and with it those unhealthy but rather
+fascinating duties at the Morgue, while another priest took my place.
+I bowed to the Bishop’s decision, and kissed his ring. As I rose to
+leave his anticamera he mentioned without a trace of inner meaning,
+as though he were saying the most natural thing in the world, ‘You
+owe your promotion to the kind offices of the Duke.’ To my amazement
+he mentioned the name of the Duke I had reason to remember under
+ineffaceable circumstances. The Bishop looked at me with the gentle
+wondering look as though to say: ‘Go in peace, my son, your career is
+made. You know how to keep secrets. To those who can keep the secrets
+of humanity or of the Church all things will come.’ At least this came
+into a mind, alert to guess the reasons of the Duke’s action in my
+favour.
+
+“I found my new position delightful--new interests, new ecclesiastical
+visions, new friends. My confessional was thronged, which is always
+pleasing to a young priest. When one becomes older, one’s professional
+vanity can be adequately satisfied by shriving one old washerwoman _per
+diem_. One day the confessional bell rang out of my usual hours. I
+descended into the Church and a woman heavily veiled began telling me
+the history of her life. As a good confessor, I forget all she said.
+It is a blank, but I can say that the sweat poured down my face before
+I left my seat. She joined me in the sacristy as she wished to speak
+to me of other matters, and once outside the sacred seal my memory of
+course returns. I recall that she was anxious for me to arrange her
+private wedding. She wished to be married at the dead of night, and
+my name had been mentioned as the only one fit and willing to perform
+the ceremony. I replied that I could do nothing without my Bishop’s
+consent, but that I would take him the particulars immediately, if she
+would leave me her name and address. She replied that that she could
+not, but a carriage would come to fetch me that night to perform the
+ceremony, which would take place in a private house. So saying she laid
+the marriage fees on the table, and without letting me look through her
+veil handed me a letter from her bosom, which she requested me to give
+the Bishop. Then she withdrew.
+
+“That afternoon I called on the Bishop without giving notice, and to my
+surprise was admitted immediately. He listened quietly to my request,
+which I never dreamed for a moment he would permit, but I gave him the
+lady’s letter. He glanced at the contents as though he knew it all
+in advance. Without a trace of surprise or reflection in his eyes he
+nodded and told me to perform the ceremony that night if I was sent
+for. I gasped something about papers and ecclesiastical authorisation.
+He forestalled me with a packet of papers, bidding me fill all the
+particulars except the names of those about to be married. He ordered
+me under severe penalties to bring back the papers without attempting
+to read the signatures. He himself would fill in the names in the body
+of the document. I respectfully withdrew, and waited in my rooms that
+evening with some of the trepidation that I can imagine a girl feeling
+while waiting for her first romance.
+
+“After a solitary dinner I waited and waited. I finished reading
+my Office for the day, and still sat waiting. I was too excited to
+pray, too curious to meditate, too tired to read any book of piety.
+I waited from nine to eleven, and from eleven to half-past eleven. A
+bell rang and to my amazement my friend the Duke was introduced. He
+explained that he had come because he was not sure if I would come on
+such a wild goose chase, and also because it was necessary for me to
+come blindfolded. Under his guarantee I naturally lent myself to the
+adventure, and left the clergy house in a two-horsed carriage with a
+tight bandage round my eyes. The Duke never spoke to me, but he helped
+me very graciously out of the carriage, and through a courtyard, and up
+what seemed a very fine flight of stairs, for I quickly felt that I was
+treading marble, not wood.
+
+“Then my eyes were released and I found myself standing in a long
+and richly curtained apartment. There were two witnesses blindfolded
+like myself, standing in front of an altar brought apparently out of
+a private chapel. Others there were none except the Duke and the lady
+whose confession I had heard that afternoon. The Duke then asked me
+to perform the marriage ceremony between them. I bowed and took up my
+place before the altar beside which were laid the necessary vestments.
+As in a dream I proceeded to recite the prayers and perform the
+gestures which should symbolise and solderise the mystical union of
+two human beings. I had reached the moment for the Duke to place the
+ring on the finger of the bride, when she let slip her veil, and for
+a minute I could neither speak nor move. I should have been prepared,
+but it had never crossed my mind, not even as the wildest and maddest
+possibility. My friends, the bride whom I was uniting in marriage with
+the Duke was the woman whose body I had seen laid on a marble slab at
+the Morgue a year previously!
+
+“She stood there with the same transcendent beauty, but with the slight
+flush of life and love recurdling in her cheeks. This was the woman
+whom I had seen among the dead and for whose soul I had said Mass! The
+dead shall rise up and praise Thee, O Lord!
+
+“Truly I may say that love is stronger than death and that God had most
+strangely permitted this woman to be raised from the dead, by the whim
+of a madman’s sentiment. Though she had been a sinner she was found
+not unworthy of what I account as a miracle. Like the Prince and the
+sleeping Beauty in the Fairy tale the Duke had restored her to life.
+Their marriage was naturally morganatic, but as the incident restored
+the Duke to his normal senses, it was a marriage that neither Church
+nor State cared to forbid.”
+
+
+
+
+THE BEAU GESTE
+
+
+The _Beau geste_ is rare enough but not unknown in English life.
+Certainly there is no English paraphrase. “Beautiful gesture” bespeaks
+the orator or actor without conveying a certain brilliance, a sense of
+the unique and sometimes the sheer spirituality which is inherent in
+the _Beau geste_. “Noble act” sounds like a subscription to a hospital.
+The schoolboy who thought that _Beau geste_ was another French way
+of saying _Bon mot_ could not have been further astray. The _Beau
+geste_ must be heroically conceived and, what is harder, artistically
+expressed!
+
+The Saints have often shown themselves capable of the _Beau geste_,
+which carried to a sublime degree in supernatural matters can often be
+advanced as a reason for canonisation. An ordinary soul may cherish
+the sense of the _Beau geste_ through a lifetime without finding the
+occasion. Expression does require an occasion, a crisis or a crash.
+Nothing became King Charles so well in his life as leaving it. Charles
+on the scaffold, Sir Philip Sidney at Zutphen and Byron at Missolonghi,
+knew how to make the _Beau geste_ to posterity. There is no life
+however spoilt or degraded that cannot be irradiated if not redeemed by
+the _Beau geste_ at its close. There is the _Beau geste_ of the sinner
+as well as the _Beau geste_ of the righteous. The Good Samaritan was
+of the latter and many a pardoning husband since. The _Beau geste_
+of the profligate is rarer, but neither disgrace nor degradation can
+tarnish the _Beau geste_ when it is made. The American clergyman,
+who was executed for poisoning an unfortunate sweetheart when he saw
+the chance of marrying a richer, seemed beyond the pale. There was
+possibly nothing he could do to redeem himself, but with a supreme
+effort he succeeded in blinding himself in prison. “If thine eye offend
+thee pluck it out.” Well, he did so, and went not unjustified to the
+gruesome chair. Again, the Dutch dancer, whose career of spycraft was
+brought to book by the punctuation of a French firing squad, rose to
+that occasion. Dressing herself for execution in a superb opera cloak
+she only asked leave to give the signal unblindfolded. This was granted
+by the officer on duty. She gave the signal by lifting her arms and
+revealing her person to the bullets. “_C’était beau_” quoth the Gallic
+centurion in charge.
+
+Men and women are both capable of the _Beau geste_, but it takes a
+woman to appreciate it sometimes, to accept its shining significance
+or to bow to its grim subtlety. A woman’s _Beau geste_ is often lost
+on a man’s intelligence but a man’s is never lost on a woman’s. Even
+in connubial life the _Beau geste_ occurs and in the hour of greatest
+disaster. Couples are too often coupled like railway carriages on
+well worn lines by certificated couplers. They are expected to roll
+placidly from Junction to Junction with occasional rests in the siding.
+Everything is done to avoid accidents, but accidents will occur on the
+best regulated lines and the collapse, like the start, of married life
+can be relieved by a _Beau geste_ embalming even what may be a broken
+memory for both. In any case a _Beau geste_ is never lost on a woman.
+Let me think of two instances, one at the commencement, and the other
+at the end of a married career.
+
+I remember a young Italian Prince, the future head of a family, whose
+veins ran with patrician and papal blood. At one moment of his life
+he insisted on entering a _mésalliance_ by marrying a very beautiful
+courtesan, whom many of his friends had known under attached but
+detachable circumstances. They were naturally very distressed when he
+insisted on crowning his deep love with marriage. It seemed unnecessary
+and suicidal and caused his family the utmost apprehension. As a matter
+of fact courtesans who have made their career and their fortunes may
+yet make admirable wives. Everything however was done in this case
+to avert the catastrophe. Even the lady, who loved him with equal
+nobility of passion, refused to allow him to sacrifice himself. But
+her unselfishness made him more desperate and more determined to wreck
+his prospects at her feet. His friends were equally determined, and in
+a last effort to avert the marriage confronted him with legal proofs
+that his intended bride had been confined of an illegitimate child. Of
+her lovers he was aware, but this was new to him, and for a moment he
+was staggered. Recovering himself, he said, with one superb gesture
+of contempt, “Then it was by an immaculate conception!” and married
+her the next day. It was the _Beau geste_ of a great lover and of a
+Catholic nobleman. A Protestant bourgeois would have virtuously slunk
+out of the affair and left her to the streets.
+
+But John Betterman, whose marriage story supplies me with the second
+of my instances, was just a well-meaning and wealthy English
+public-school man, two generations away from Trade and, if truth be
+told, three generations off a butler. There was no glowing blood in his
+descent and no noble obligations held sway in his composition, but when
+his wife left him he behaved with real magnanimity. And in his case the
+_Beau geste_ repaid him a hundredfold. Like most of us, he had to pass
+through the experience of feminine desertion.
+
+John Betterman was no lover, and, much as he loved the affectionate
+woman who married him for his well-furnished house in Belgravia, his
+choice cook, butler and housekeeper, he could never inspire her with
+more than a deep appreciation. Affectionate appreciation lasted until
+his wife fell in love with one of those American officers who caused
+such havoc in the Allied ranks. Cornelius Murphy stood about six foot
+four and looked a cross between George Washington and Adonis. He danced
+like an Archangel on the tight-rope, and Broadway had taught him to be
+a real lover. He was fatal, like all his type, to the unsophisticated
+women of Europe. John Betterman’s wife had dreamed of such a find
+before she met him. Once she had found her dream, she never stopped
+meeting him. Captain Murphy received a standing invitation for lunch,
+dinner and tea and a sitting invitation for most moments between. It
+came under the Hospitality to Allies scheme. After the Armistice they
+danced together for six weeks. The Armistice was not made applicable
+to the war of sexes, which raged all the fiercer after the suspension
+of masculine hostilities. Man’s earthly warfare was not intended to
+be against his own sex. He must eternally meet the approaches and
+desertions of the beloved enemy, whose adorable artillery has always
+included all the refinements of poisoned breath, scraps of paper and
+submarine poignarding. The question was how would John Betterman take
+it. Quiet, inoffensive and obedient husbands can be far more dangerous
+than the blustering Pasha.
+
+Cornelius Murphy and Mrs. Betterman withdrew to a Railway Hotel, from
+which she telephoned the first news of her flight to her husband. He
+took the parting like a hero. He would cause the necessary reasons for
+her to divorce him, and he only asked her to come and fetch her things
+the next day and promised that she would not find him in the house. He
+added his word of honour. With a sudden sigh she hung up the receiver,
+but grateful that she was spared pursuit or scenes. “I will go round
+to-morrow and fetch my clothes and all I need travelling abroad,”
+she said to Murphy. “It is such a relief that he takes it so kindly.
+English gentleman, you know.”
+
+“No, you don’t,” shot Murphy, alert and suspicious, “No such thing as
+an English gentleman when it comes to that. It’s bound to be a trap.
+You’ll find lawyers and detectives waiting for you.”
+
+Immediately she felt stung with a faint pity for her husband and
+insisted on obeying his last unselfish request. “No,” she said firmly,
+“I know John Betterman. He would cut off his hand rather than set a
+dirty trap. I shall go to-morrow alone.”
+
+“For God’s sake, you shall not!” shouted Murphy. She drew herself up
+and said, “It is the price of my remaining with you to-night.” He bowed
+his head ashamed. “I was afraid some harm might come to you, darling.
+If I were your husband and could trap you I would kill you.”
+
+The next morning he motored her to her husband’s house and waited
+while she collected her luggage. A letter was waiting for her on the
+hall table in his handwriting. She opened and read. A cheque for ten
+thousand pounds fell to the floor. There was no mention of it in the
+letter, which ran simply:
+
+ DEAR JULIA,
+
+ I have been a good husband but not good enough for you. You have been
+ a perfect wife and to you I assign no fault. If there is something
+ lacking in your life you must complete yourself elsewhere. When I
+ come to the end of my life, I shall be as glad as I am now unhappy
+ that I did not hinder you mounting a flame, which would bring any
+ other woman unto earth and ashes but upon which I know you will
+ rise to the highest heaven. When your life is complete, perfect and
+ finished, let my love still lie like a wreath of immortelles at your
+ feet.
+
+ JOHN.
+
+
+She cried a little when she read it. A new kind of feeling rose in her
+heart which possibly she could not explain. It has been said that every
+man kills the thing he loves. Perhaps it is sometimes true that a woman
+loves the thing she kills. It was her soul’s response to his _Beau
+geste_, the tiniest seed of a love he had never awakened in their whole
+married life.
+
+Cornelius Murphy was relieved when he saw her emerge, but he spied her
+tears in a second. “Is he there? Did he frighten you?” and he pulled
+out his army pistol and dragged her across the threshold. She did not
+like his roughness and deliberately backed into the house. Murphy
+followed. “Of course he’s not here. I only felt a little sorry going
+away, that is all,” she explained. “I guess he had better not follow
+us,” said the other and, by way of a visible hint, he loaded his pistol
+and left it in the tray of visitors’ cards. Then they both went to
+America.
+
+When John Betterman returned to his house that evening it looked as
+empty as the shell without the pearl. He gave one glance at the pistol
+in the hall, read the name, “Capt. Cornelius Murphy, 105 U.S. Cavalry,”
+and gave orders that it was never to be touched. In the morning he
+stood staring at that implement of ruffianism and feeling ironical
+amusement. But the impetus of his _Beau geste_ was unabated and he
+consulted his lawyers on his wife’s behalf. They showed the same sleek
+sympathy which coffin-makers always extend to their clients and gave
+him the necessary instructions how to enable his wife to divorce him
+with least expense and most credit to herself. It was necessary that
+he should find a lady who was willing to share the same room (nothing
+more, but to be legal hardly less) at an hotel and to forward the
+written testimony to the proper quarters.
+
+That evening, accordingly, John Betterman walked round and round the
+purlieus of Victoria Station until he was accosted by a cheery lady
+with a head of red tow, who suggested drinks in Victoria Station. To
+this proposition he agreed, and under these amical surroundings she
+confided to him that she was locally known as “Pink Tart” and that
+she was ready to pass the evening with bachelors for the sum of ten
+shillings sterling. John Betterman offered her five pounds on condition
+that she spent the night sitting on one chair, while he sat reading in
+another, and that she made no sign of her existence until the morning.
+Her name was Susan Honeyman, and she decidedly wished there were
+more wealthy lunatics and less impoverished rakes in the vicinity of
+Victoria Station.
+
+Evidence of this extraordinary evening was duly furnished to the
+lawyers of Mrs. Betterman, who brought proceedings for divorce in the
+most respectable fashion, and received a good deal of broadcasted
+sympathy from readers of the best read column in the _Daily Press_,
+especially when the flagrant details of Mr. Betterman’s infidelities
+were exposed and even the nickname of Miss Susan Honeyman was set down
+in stark print and read eagerly by those who would never have allowed
+it to soil their lips.
+
+John Betterman felt these shameful and painful details intensely,
+but he had come to take a strange and fantastic pleasure in his own
+sufferings. His suffering and his shame were for the sake of the woman
+he loved. He could ask no more.
+
+Every night washed he his pillow with his tears and imagined deeper
+sufferings and further humiliations for himself. Toward his wife he
+felt no resentment in the least, not even a little. It had all turned
+and curdled into a bitter resentment against himself, bitterer than
+death. The months passed and his wife’s divorce was made absolute.
+He had borne up his heart while in the twilight stage of “decree
+nisi,” but dark finality bowed him to the ground. All that night he
+sat wishing to make an end of himself. At last he felt that death
+and suicide were too good for him. He must make himself suffer even
+more than he had suffered all those weeks, but how? He felt that no
+scourging could have hurt him as much as that undefended divorce trial,
+the crushing allusions of the paid lawyers, the scornful comment of
+the Judge, and, what cut him like vinegar poured into a slit spleen,
+the nickname of the woman with whom he was proved to have passed the
+stipulated time of lust. If it had been a “Green Goddess” or a “Black
+Beauty” it would not have looked so ridiculous in the evening papers,
+but the fatal synonym of Miss Susan Honeyman lost him all sympathy even
+from himself. He could not help hating himself like Hell.
+
+The next night the house became more than he could endure, and he
+strode into the lamp-speckled dark. This way and that, like an
+unimaginative madman longing by some astounding stroke to trouble the
+mocking world, he sought some action that would help her and hurt
+himself, even if it were criminal. He would have gladly gone to prison
+to explain this sin of hers. No! by the sweet bones of Christ! she was
+sinless and immaculate! But he would willingly have gone to prison to
+serve some long sentence incurred by Murphy so that she might live
+happily with him. He would out-Enoch Enoch Arden in that way. How could
+he sufficiently lower and degrade himself to justify her desertion of
+home and husband in the face of the world?
+
+A familiar figure reeled against him near Victoria Station. “Got
+any more fivers for sitting up to watch you read all night?” quoth
+a coarse but kindly voice. Why, of course he had, and he laughed a
+skeleton laugh as he recognised his old friend, who had often told
+her friends the story of her midnight escapade with a madman and was
+often reminiscent of the divorce proceedings in which her name and
+style had been taken by hired lawyers in vain. “Out for a lark?” she
+asked, but John Betterman was in dead earnest, when he asked her to go
+even further than on their former meeting and consent to marry him at
+a registry office the next day. Miss Honeyman would have been really
+surprised had she not taken his proposal for a joke. “Why, won’t one
+night at the hotel do you again? What do yer want marrying me at the
+end of me life?” And she roared with laughter. Only once before had
+she been asked in marriage, and that was by her original seducer, who
+had subsequently thrown her on the streets. However, John Betterman
+not only treated her to supper but gave her twenty pounds to pay her
+arrears of rent and buy a decent dress to make a proper appearance the
+next morning. No wonder that she went her way rejoicing, astounded at
+her luck in falling in again with so profitable a madman. It was in
+hopes of another windfall and not of the matrimonial position that
+she made her way to the registry the following day. To her amazement
+and perhaps a little to his own, John Betterman awaited her, prim
+and punctual, but with a look of insane pride in his face. He took a
+perverted pride in the depth of degradation and misery he found it
+possible to inflict upon his own soul. Before noon they were united
+legally by the law of England, and by three o’clock Mrs. John Betterman
+the second was lying quite drunk under his dining-room table. It was
+years since she had tasted champagne. She had that excuse. She lay
+there while John Betterman wrote to his first wife. He wished to put
+her into a position from which she could for ever more look down upon
+him. He took no further notice of his second wife. Had an angel from
+Heaven picked her up and made her drunk with the wine of celestial
+grapes she could not have been enjoying greater bliss. In fact at each
+interval of sick gratitude she constantly expressed her opinion that
+such was the actual case.
+
+He looked up when he had finished writing and at the same moment heard
+the bell ring. His housekeeper entered. It was a cable from America
+sent by his first wife and it read with tragic simplicity:
+
+ “All I have done has been a horrible mistake. I am on the returning
+ boat. Please meet me on Saturday at Liverpool and forgive your
+ adoring wife.”
+
+He looked up and remained watching Mrs. Betterman the second slowly
+drag herself into a chair and fumble with a cigarette. He twisted
+the cable into a spill, touched a red coal and lit her fag. Then
+he left her in charge of his housekeeper and went to bed. All his
+other servants had given notice and left long ago. On the whole he
+decided that it was wisest to keep her under liquor until Saturday.
+It was still Tuesday. When his first wife reached Liverpool a special
+messenger awaited her with a sealed letter from John Betterman
+announcing his legal marriage with his second wife and asking her,
+his first, to accept the remainder of the fortune at his disposal. He
+himself remained in the gutter.
+
+It was her turn to receive a shock. She sat stunned in her cabin,
+unable to go ashore, thinking over the year. It had been a bitter
+experience and this was the knife. Murphy had taken her money and,
+after dancing her almost to death in the lowest haunts of New York,
+had left her for a professional dancer and disappeared. It was the
+British Consul who had advanced the money for her return, and this was
+her return. In her misery stood forth the miraculous white flower of
+sea-engendered love for her husband. It seemed inconceivable to her
+that she had not loved him before. She only knew that she had loved
+him ever since she had hesitated for one fatal second on his empty
+threshold. The thought of his _Beau geste_, infinitely divisible and
+intangibly volatile, had caught in some secret recess of her heart and
+flowered during the dismays and miseries of her American trip. But
+love, real love, is cheap at any price. It was a wonderful experience
+for her to feel as she did. Though fate had driven her down a blind
+alley and the cup she had snatched had been broken across her bleeding
+lips, yet here was a cup more tempting and a more perfect delight. Lust
+had carried her across the Atlantic. Love had accompanied her home.
+She felt how marvellous it was to feel as she felt even in her intense
+suffering. She had never dreamed it was possible. What tinsel all dream
+is to one thread of reality!
+
+That night John Betterman gave a holiday to his housekeeper and opened
+his own door every time the bell rang. His instinct was right, for the
+second ring that he answered was hers. When he opened she knelt, and he
+lifted her gently past the threshold that was once theirs. They looked
+at each other and he perceived what certainly he had never seen in
+her eyes before. She whispered, asking forgiveness, and then with the
+lover’s practical outlook, whether the coast was clear? Where was the
+other woman? He shuddered and pointed upstairs. She insisted on meeting
+her successor. He told her that after nine o’clock she was generally
+insensible to the world of visitors and motioned her towards her former
+room. Feeling it was part of her penance, she followed and beheld lying
+across the bed a rather jovial-looking drab breathing liquor heavily
+from the gills. It was an awful moment for her and John Betterman.
+Their two faces of agony met and she discerned from his the reflection
+of her own great love. And there lay this wretched creature between
+them. It was maddening that they should suddenly love each other as
+greatly as they did; maddening, too, that they had taken the trouble to
+marry and divorce in the past. Yet it was maddening in a delicious way
+that they had found each other at last. If they had never divorced they
+might never have fallen in love with each other. But they did not try
+to think. He picked her up in his arms and the great flash of immortal
+love made them one as they stood gazing at each other in trance. She
+slipped to his knees.
+
+There she only petitioned that, as she had forsaken him as wife, he
+would not spurn her as mistress. The connubial chamber was filled but
+she understood now why he had filled it with the filth of the street
+rather than seek a presentable second hand rosebud. It was his love for
+her. She understood the self-torture he had inflicted upon himself,
+his refusal to try and find happiness. She had the woman’s instinct
+to realise that this snoring slut symbolised as great a compliment
+to herself as though her adoring lover had committed suicide on his
+deserted doorstep. Poor John Betterman had committed worse than
+suicide. He had assumed a mental torture that no Inquisition would
+have imposed. He had clad his soul in the most ghastly of public _San
+Benitos_ and made the most piteous _auto-da-fé_ that a despairing man
+could make. It all rushed upon her and she only begged to share in his
+humiliation. She only asked to lower herself with him into the gutter.
+She had forfeited the position of wife but she prayed to be allowed to
+live as his hireling in the mews round the corner. She was content to
+live in shame. She would go on the streets if he would be her lover.
+She promised she would never intrude into his house. He would find her
+whenever he wished, humbly waiting upon the hour of his divine visit.
+He plucked her from his knees and kissed her ecstatically. There came
+an unconscious grunt from their nuptial bed and its temporary incubus
+took the occasion to snort.
+
+They could not help laughing. They were lovers and everything turned
+to amazing happiness or screaming humour. There could happen nothing
+disgusting or distressing to them. The unconscious second wife was
+only delightfully ridiculous. The poor thing on the bed had no soul
+really, no meaning. She was just a frightful phantom. The next day John
+Betterman took rooms over the mews for his first wife and their strange
+_ménage_ took root and continued, John Betterman keeping this horrible
+but harmless creature under his roof, allowing her five shillings a
+day for drink, and leaving her entirely to his housekeeper to prevent
+scenes in public. Though she was his legal wife, he had never dreamed
+of living with her. She was merely allowed to infest his house like a
+tame elemental, smelling as unpleasantly as they say elementals smell,
+but far less uncanny. Instead of casting or buying her out, he simply
+allowed her to sink brandy-logged in harbour. He was very kind to her
+and she could not last very much longer. After dinner every evening he
+retired to the mews, neighbours said to escape the horrors of married
+life. On Saturday nights the phantom struggled into the purlieus of
+Victoria Station, where she returned happily to her old life except
+that she treated any men she could induce to come with her. If John
+Betterman’s brandy hadn’t been so good she would have sunk underseas
+long before. She really was living quite a happy animal life, without
+care or worry, comfortably found in bed and board and drink. The
+police knew her circumstances and let her alone. She was cheerfully
+hail-fellow-well-met with half the boosers and all the broken men and
+women of the locality. Sometimes they bamboozled her of her money, but
+she was never blackmailed. The wretched company she kept contained
+sinners but not beasts. She was believed to have a store in her
+stocking and found to be very generous. She always drank to her last
+penny. And some outcast was always ready to see her safely home. A year
+passed....
+
+She met the beast-type one night, a ruffianly swashbuckler, who spent
+his time frightening prostitutes by pretending to be a detective and
+squeezing their hard-earned gains. He had heard of Mrs. Betterman’s
+reputed savings and when her red, frouzled hair was thrust into his
+shirt one Saturday night he devised unto himself prompt and easy
+plunder. He swore at her foully and she rather liked him for it. When
+he had drunk her last penny, he wanted to take her to her lodging.
+She brought him staggering home. John Betterman’s house was empty and
+she used her key to open the door. Without turning on the light, she
+dragged him upstairs, with the promise of a case of whisky under her
+bed, which was true enough, though she forgot that the whisky had been
+drunk weeks before. When he found there was no drink, he demanded
+money, made avaricious and surprised by the comfort and richness of
+her room. He would not take “no” for an answer, but she was used to
+dealing with pugnacious gentlemen, and though it was a long time
+since she had had to push one downstairs, she was able to master her
+carousing companion. He fell heavily through the darkness. She judged
+by his swearing that he was not seriously hurt. It was a nuisance.
+She would have to follow and let him out of the door. She switched on
+the lights in the hall. He was picking himself up. A long, cadaverous
+looking fellow with a big nose, who might have been a cashiered cashier
+or a Mormon elder in better days, and a hatchet-shaped cheek, was
+reeling towards her. She shoved him against the door, where he stood
+at bay begging and then threatening. He refused to leave the house
+until she paid him and began twisting her wrist until the rotten bones
+cracked. Furious with pain, she cut his mouth with the wedding-ring
+on her free hand, cut him again and again, till he spluttered blood.
+It stung him to singular fury and he looked round for a weapon. By
+a chance, that was not so curious, his eye fell on the hall table,
+and a clean revolver lying amid the grey visitors’ cards. His hand
+closed familiarly upon it and without hesitation he discharged it into
+the drunken red halo beside him. With a heart-rending cry the second
+Mrs. Betterman fell into a shrivelled heap, but the dirty blood which
+trickled from her mouth and gaping temple was not as red as her hair.
+Her slayer stood looking at her sullenly. Then he realised that it was
+a good chance to go, and blew the second cartridge through his throat.
+
+The police were quickly summoned by the hysterical housekeeper and
+spent an hour taking down wholly unnecessary information, for the ends
+of Justice had already been served. There was no thought of suspecting
+a third person in the crime as the name on the revolver corresponded
+with cards and envelopes addressed in the dead man’s pocket. Early next
+morning, John Betterman came home and was surprised to find waiting for
+him a letter from the Coroner.
+
+
+
+
+THE EVIL EYE
+
+
+This is a plain tale of that mediæval belief--the Evil Eye--playing its
+course in a modern London suburb. Perhaps it is all nonsense ... like
+vampires in Kensington. Anyhow, Peter Joneson made a mistake in caring
+to come to Mrs. Guilda Faning’s flat every day. Mr. John Faning made a
+mistake in not caring that he came, and Mrs. Faning made the mistake
+of not caring whether her husband cared or not. None of their feelings
+then approximated to definiteness, which was probably a mistake and in
+the end a pity. Peter Joneson’s at least tended towards definiteness
+and Mrs. Faning was pleased to accept his definite admiration of her
+person and personality.
+
+Peter Joneson used to come almost every afternoon and stay as long
+as he could. If he missed tea at the flat, he used to write rather a
+dull letter of apology or send some smutty flowers bought from the old
+woman sitting outside the public-house. He became a piece of movable
+furniture in the flat, like an old armchair for Guilda to rest on
+mentally or Mr. Faning to shift sometimes from the room unconsciously.
+Peter was punctual at coming and good at going. But it was all rather
+hazy. He was like a mouse to Guilda. Mr. Faning was one of the happily
+uninspired men who want nothing in life. Peter, of course, felt he
+wanted something. Guilda only wanted to want something. For want of
+something, she began to train herself to want Peter. Peter, of course,
+wanted her in a comfortable sort of way but without evil prepense. She
+never dreamed of hunting Peter, for she had instinctive woman’s pride,
+if her suburban breeding did not allow her good taste. It was enough
+that she began to like Peter for the reflex of her liking to reflect
+itself fivefold from the lenses of his eyes. The invisible flash and
+counterflash did not produce discordancy but touched the same key,
+was wafted on the same plane and formed the same ray. The attraction
+between them was complete.
+
+But she made a mistake in showing him one day that she loved him, and
+Peter made the mistake of showing her husband that he had discovered
+that she loved him, and finally Mr. Faning made the mistake of showing
+his wife that he had begun to dislike the man she liked. For, of
+course, she only liked him the more. Hitherto, nothing had mattered.
+Peter had poised his own mind open and for the first time felt her
+emotions moving with his. He had always been prepared to fall in love.
+Not she, and she still hesitated to admit the great and spicy wind
+that bloweth from the South, after having been so long satisfied with
+the puffs and draughts and teacup-tempests that make up middle-class
+temperament in suburban flats. They had all three agreed in the wish
+to live comfortably and quietly. Neighbourly flirtation had suited
+both the Fanings, and Peter had made a well-conducted collusive foil
+to the husband. The passion that had suddenly flashed between him and
+Guilda was as upsetting to all as a hawk lighting on a canary cage or a
+thunderstone falling into a suburban rockery.
+
+Mr. Faning was quite upset, for love had crossed his wife’s path once
+before. During courtship he had had a serious rival whom Guilda had
+loved to distraction, and the stronger she had loved the sadder and
+sicker the chosen lover had become until he died. This tale must be
+told without subterfuge or keeping back the point. Guilda said he had
+died of love, and married her second string. The neighbours said that
+Mr. Faning had put weed-killer in his tea. An old housekeeper with a
+drop of gipsy blood had said that Guilda, whether she knew it or not,
+had the evil eye and would be the death of any person she really loved.
+Mr. Faning, however, married her and had lived quite happily without
+a day’s illness ever since. This Mr. Faning had taken to disprove
+the theory thoroughly. Guilda used to laugh a little when he stated
+this view. More logically put, it showed that she did not love her
+husband or that the evil eye on her part was mythical. Just an empty
+superstition and she had put it quite out of her mind. Her married life
+had been quite uneventful and unsorrowed except for one thing. Whenever
+she had trained and come to love a dog, it was run over or disappeared
+mysteriously. There was Fido, crushed by a cart; there was Carlo, who
+had been twisted in the spokes of a butcherboy’s bicycle, and Horatio
+Bottomley, a magnificent bulldog, whom she had loved above all her pets
+individually and above the whole human race generally. Well, they had
+all come to grief and those whose bodies had been recovered lay in the
+dank little garden between the gate and the door of her house.
+
+And now romance had come with all its light radiancy of prelude,
+exciting her mind to an intense pitch of curiosity as to what lay
+behind the next turning. She was in no hurry. She still cared for her
+husband exactly the same, without loving him. Peter she loved without
+really caring for him. She was still careful of her husband’s throat
+when he went out at night, while of Peter’s sore throat she seemed
+rather oblivious. Perhaps it made him more interesting because the sore
+throat had been developed in her service. Sensitive to the possibility
+of romance in the prosaic and humdrum surroundings of her home, Guilda
+felt that Peter’s mechanical arrivals with teapot and sugar basin must
+be changed. She quietly enjoined him to come at a later hour and never
+by the front door. He must climb into her drawing-room by the balcony
+and wait until she answered his taps. Somewhat against his will, Peter
+had submitted to this daily ordeal until the servants were as used
+to one form of entry as the other, and the policeman standing at the
+corner received a hint from Mr. Faning himself that his friend was not
+practising to be a burglar. Mr. Faning had been puzzled by this new
+departure, or new form of entry rather, but vaguely supposed it would
+satisfy Peter’s absurd affection for his wife.
+
+It didn’t. Peter left strips of skin on the rusty iron trellis-work
+and caught chills on wet draughty winter evenings. His hacking cough
+gave Guilda a sensation she thought she had long ago buried. And
+Peter, had he known, had no reason to complain of his cold, for it
+heightened Guilda’s love. Attraction had passed into love with her.
+It was then that Mr. Faning became aware, not of Peter’s love, which
+mattered nothing to him, but of Guilda’s which he had never possessed
+himself. This did seem to matter to him a great deal. It was no use
+her explaining that she only made Peter climb in for a joke. Mr. Faning
+banned a joke that made himself as ridiculous as Peter. Peter was told
+he was a good fellow, but his visits were limited in future to one
+a week, and would she be kind enough to admit him after ringing at
+the front door? As for Guilda, he told her that she was the laughing
+stock of the parish. Everybody knew she was pretending to be living
+in Mayfair and trying to show the neighbours that she secretly had a
+lover. It must stop!
+
+Guilda’s face crimsoned and her passionate fury allowed her no retort.
+She could have reconciled a jealous outburst from her husband with her
+romance, blows even and threats of divorce. But to be called the joke
+of the parish was more than she could bear. When he strode out angrily,
+she waited for Peter’s taps impatiently at the drawing-room window.
+They came.
+
+She preferred to be the tragedy of the parish rather than its joke. It
+had never occurred to her that she could be ridiculous. Romance was
+not ridiculous and she grated her teeth. There was a strange look on
+her face when she opened the glass door behind the curtains and let
+Peter come in coughing. Her eyes looked passionately upon him and a
+great tremor shook his lungs. It was some time before he could recover
+himself. She stroked his back and he dropped gratefully into a chair.
+For the first time pity passed into her love and love itself became
+fused to passion. She told him to follow her to her room, which Peter
+had never seen, never even imagined. It was quite like other bedrooms.
+That rather puzzled him, the same sort of furniture. All the wooden
+atmosphere of Maple’s, all the china soul of Whiteley’s, was there
+expressed with just the necessary alleviation of the feminine, the silk
+stockings hanging on the chair, the powder-puff and three dog collars
+on the dressing-table. He felt deliciously bewildered and tried to say
+something. One of her new garters, bought at a Selfridge sale, was on
+the bed. He was sorry it was not on the floor or he would have picked
+it up. As it was, he said “_Honi soit qui mal y pense_,” as he touched
+it. At that moment Mr. Faning came in.
+
+Guilda had already begun to pour out water into a basin and, picking
+a towel off the rack, slipped Peter’s hands into the warm water. Mr.
+Faning stood watching until she had washed them free from the soot and
+dried them between the fresh folds of the clean towel. Then Faning
+burst out angrily: “I came back just to see that this joke wouldn’t go
+too far, and I find you in my wife’s bedroom! Never come back into this
+house again.” He turned to his wife and re-knifed her with the foolish
+words “joke of the whole parish!” She never answered him, but bowed her
+head and kissed each of Peter’s hands.... Peter went out shaking like a
+reed. When he reached his own rooms he found himself spitting blood. He
+stayed in for several days.
+
+Peter felt very distracted those days. He made no effort to
+communicate with the Fanings. He felt he had lost a man friend, and
+the affectionate companionship of his wife. Companionship he had
+regarded as heavenly, but a red-blooded intrigue struck him with all
+the discomforts of hell. He sat dimly facing the prospect of fire. He
+had been so happy in his paradisal peace. He had now no choice but to
+clear out altogether or throw himself beyond the old relationships
+of family friend, and consider the Faning household in the sombre
+guise of mistress and enemy. It was appalling to think of, and he spat
+blood steadily through a night until his landlady became alarmed and
+sent for the doctor. He was found to be quite ill, and suffering from
+tuberculosis.
+
+It was a month before he returned from the hospital. He had never let
+Guilda go far from his mind. How could he? He intended to be faithful
+to Mr. Faning’s injunction, and not cross the forbidden threshold....
+But as soon as he was walking about again he made a point of passing
+the flat every afternoon on his return from the office. Always at the
+same hour, at the hour of tea, he came, and stood, and went, while a
+fragrance as of the delicious teas of the past smote his memory each
+time. He knew then how deeply he was still in love with her. It gave
+him a queerly increasing throb each time. His regularity in passing
+under the old lodestar was noted by servants, and brought to Guilda’s
+notice with the half-humorous and half-sympathetic understanding which
+can make servants and mistresses kin. One evening Guilda was watching
+for his passage, and threw him down a token. It was not a very romantic
+one, but token it was.
+
+Peter was startled to be hit on the shoulder by an object flying out
+of the dusk as he stood absorbing his sip of evening melancholy. He
+picked it out of the mud. It was a dog’s collar, which he recognised,
+carried home, and considered carefully. He did not dare to look up.
+As he had suspected, it was one of the three dog collars that graced
+Guilda’s dressing-room. Apart from a hundred teas and the washing of
+his hands it was the first present she had ever given him. He turned
+it over again and again in his hands, and then he began turning it in
+his mind. He could not be faithless to the token she had given him,
+even though it was but a morgan fey beckoning out of the fog. An unseen
+light flickered before his closed eyes. A tremendous sadness passed
+into his temperament such as he had never felt before. It left him so
+uncomfortable that he tried to find a more ordinary name for it. He
+decided that it must be a form of illness. It was a natural weakness
+and reaction after the first days of convalescence. He was coughing
+again, but thank God! without spitting blood.
+
+The dog collar was perplexing. It might be interpreted in several ways.
+Firstly, he might be considered a dog and needing a collar and leash!
+Secondly, was he a drawing-room pet once more? Thirdly, she had once
+told him how deeply she had loved her dogs. Could he aspire to a share
+in the great love she had had for Fido, or in the holy emotion she once
+felt for Horatio Bottomley? He began to question himself seriously. But
+it was gratifying to be even noticed and, though the dog-collar had
+descended on the bridge of his nose like a leathery meteorite, it had
+already assumed the glamour of daystar in his mind. It was probably a
+contemptuous joke on her part, he told himself, perhaps even an act
+of hostility from Mr. Faning. He hated even to think that it might
+possibly be a practical joke on the part of a servant. He remembered
+the fate of Malvolio and shivered under the smart of ridicule. Of
+course there was the thousand-and-oneth chance, which makes the test of
+the lover--the chance that nobody would dream of following in commerce
+or in politics, or even in gambling, but the lover follows the
+thousandth chance. Deep below the strata of ten respectable generations
+there lay some spark of the Restoration in Peter Joneson, some chip
+even of some far-off but possibly prepossessing cavalier, enough to
+send him that evening to linger a second time under the Fanings’ flat.
+
+Half timid he felt, for his body was trembling all over, but half
+determined, as though he were fated to press his suit and be done with
+it. However, he took his stand under the flat, and fear was all but
+making him move after he had cast one rhapsodical glance through the
+fog when he stopped dead still! He thought he saw Guilda move against
+the blinds of her bedroom, and all the pleasant pusslike purring in
+his soul became embattled passion. Peter decided to climb to the top
+floor of the flat, the floor beyond the balcony where Guilda slept.
+Fastening the dog collar round his wrist, he screwed his shaky clerk’s
+hands to the sticking point and crawled up the trellis work. In two
+minutes he was gasping on the balcony and a fine sweat was blinding
+his eyes. Then he swung himself on the railing and began pulling his
+febrile body up the stone work. He had luckily lost a good deal of
+weight lately, but this was offset by loss of strength. He reached
+half-way, and felt he could get no further. The fog thickened, and he
+waited to gather his last energy. He would see Guilda. That he was
+sure of, and he bargained with his gods that if he saw her this once
+he was willing never to see her again. This once, this once, and his
+strength swayed on the tottering side of weakness. He could not tell
+whether it was weakness or strength that beat in his veins. He was not
+a psychologist or he would have known that it was neither. However,
+he hoped it was new strength, and began to drive his nails into the
+mortared chinks. He spent whole moments hanging by his finger-tips.
+What agony! His grateful palm closed round a helpful ledge. It was
+her window-ledge! And he drew himself up with a last effort. He was
+kneeling on the very sill and a warm light was bathing him, but he had
+not the necessary last half-ounce of strength left to raise his arm
+and tap the old signal. He sat puffing and sighing until Guilda heard
+unusual sounds and not catlike, or, she thought if it was, it was a
+very sick cat. She came to the window. Peter saw her shadow swim into
+the blind like some enormous bird, and, like a vulture’s crooked wings,
+her long arms, trailing bands of vesture, moving to the window-bolt and
+slowly opening it behind the undrawn blind ... “Peter, I knew it was
+you. I have been thinking of you all the evening. I had an idea that if
+I thought strongly enough you would come.” Peter extended his smeared
+and bleeding hand, on the hilt of which was fastened her dog collar.
+
+She laughed as she helped him into the room. It was the merry laugh of
+love achieving love.... The window redescended. In the fog no one had
+seen. So Peter Joneson came within sight and touch of attaining the
+unattainable. He sank wearily but dreamily into an arm-chair. Dear,
+dear Guilda! She was pouring out the nice warm water again in a basin
+and bringing it to him. She was kneeling at his feet again with a nice
+crisp towel. He suppressed a frightful fit of coughing, which would
+not have chimed with the delectation of the moment. She had wiped the
+soot off his skin, and softened the clotted blood, and was drying his
+fingers, when suddenly the fresh blood began to spurt into the basin.
+There was quite a nasty cut there. He must have struck a snag of
+glass in the mortar. She uttered an exclamation of grief which pierced
+his flesh as the glass did not. At the same moment the inclination to
+cough became his imperative and dominant sensation within. He felt
+he would burst if he could not shake his lungs into his throat. But
+with a stifling exercise of will power he drove it down his gullet,
+while Guilda tried to slake the flow of his blood. It did not seem
+possible to stop. She pulled the dog collar tighter and tighter round
+his wrist, and still the drops flowed. Peter watched her as in a kind
+of delicious nightmare, but he felt something heavier than iron was
+sinking on his chest. He must try and shake it off. Perhaps it was only
+a dream. He was awakened from his dream by a fierce thrill running
+through his body. His wide eyes stared at Guilda--stared and stared.
+Good God! her hands were laid on his cut. He could feel her staunching
+his blood. “Don’t, oh don’t trouble!” he cried on the top of a heaving
+crash in his breaking lungs. “Don’t! don’t! don’t!” “But I love and
+adore you, Peter. Can’t you feel how I love you?” And Peter, in
+frenzied and prostrate terror felt his blood surge fiercely, unsatedly,
+passionately--and then the crash came. His body broke asunder, and
+he slipped from her with a single gasp. He coughed savagely, and
+sank at her feet. He could just clasp them before he passed into
+unconsciousness.... She simply stared.
+
+When he awoke he felt endreamed not with the soft drowsiness that
+follows sleep, but startled with the horrible ticking beat with which
+one comes out of an anæsthetic. He tried to remember if he had been
+going to have an operation and could not, but there was a doctor
+standing there, and holding his pulse with a grey face and a watch.
+Oh, thank heavens! It was the watch, and not his heart that was making
+that awful tick, tick, tick! Faning was standing there, which was
+curious, looking at him with a look still more curious. And why was he
+in a strange bedroom? Then he caught sight of Guilda. She was carrying
+a basin across the room full of blood.... Then he remembered. She had
+washed his hands, and his eye followed her gratefully across the room.
+But he was growing weaker. Never had he felt so weak before. He was
+too exhausted to make sign or sound. He could hear the doctor talking;
+“I am sorry you did not send for me earlier, Mr. Faning, during the
+night, for he has been bleeding without cessation, and he must have
+been very anæmic before....” Peter’s eyes strayed to the bijou clock on
+the dressing-table. It was eight o’clock! Then he must have been two
+hours unconscious. He must have fainted. Then he noticed that it was
+daylight. Then he lay back, and gave up the ghost. Simply died!
+
+The doctor, as a matter of fact, had been expecting him to die since
+six o’clock. He had cut the main artery in his wrist and had died owing
+to blood failure during the night. The doctor sat a little puzzled.
+He had seen cases of bleeding to death before, and the rarer cases
+of bleeders who are liable to shed blood at a touch. But this was an
+accident, and he mentioned to Mr. Faning that it would involve an
+inquest. Faning blanched, for he wisely hated scandal more than sin,
+and the idea of a dead body being found in his wife’s bedroom was a
+confusing prospect. Coroners were so unsympathetic in these days. He
+suggested it to the doctor, and the doctor agreed that an inquest
+would be awkward. What was particularly difficult for him was to
+explain where the man’s blood had gone to. There was only a pint or
+two in the basin and on the towels, and yet his veins were practically
+emptied. It would be a puzzling inquest, and had better be avoided.
+Guilda crept to the doorway and watched her husband and doctor deciding
+action. No servant was allowed to pry into her room that day, and it
+was given out that Guilda herself was unwell. She dropped into bed at
+Faning’s orders, and lay there half frightened, but weirdly sad and
+content. She slept until the evening without thinking of the corpse her
+husband had locked into the bathroom. At tea-time the doctor returned,
+and, when no one stood in the street, they pitched the body over the
+balcony into the garden where it fell with a sodden crash. Then they
+waited and waited, but no policeman came, no newsboy gave the alarm.
+Their plan was imminent and certain of success. The body would be found
+cold that night or in the morning by the milkman, and every policeman
+on the beat would testify to the peculiar character of the gentleman
+and his way of entering his friends’ houses. It suddenly occurred to
+the doctor that something would be missing. “The blood?” he said:
+“there is no blood in the garden.” Fortunately no servant had cleaned
+the basin, and the clotted fluid was diluted with hot water and carried
+carefully outside into the garden, and splashed about the crumpled
+figure under the trellis-work. Softly it sank into the gritty earth of
+two dogs’ graves.
+
+
+
+
+THE WEIRD GILLY
+
+
+Once upon a time--and a long time gone, before the wind and the rain
+had come to live in Ireland--O’Donnell held festival with the fine
+gentlemen of Donegal.
+
+They sat in the house at Ballyshannon which he had graven of yew and
+thatched with gulls’ plumes, and they feasted upon new of all meats,
+and old of all liquors. As they drank high and deep, their plaited hair
+fell over the wine cups their fathers had taken out of the graves of
+the Danes. In face of O’Donnell himself sat the Joyless Jug. It was
+called so because it had been used to fetch water by the patron saint
+of all the O’Donnell’s. It never ran dry on O’Donnell’s table, and this
+by the marvelling was esteemed a miracle.
+
+As the company peered through the lime-white arches of the hall into
+O’Donnell’s apple garden, they saw a strange gilly pricking the sour
+fruit with a javelin. O’Donnell sent a Saxon slave to bring him in. The
+stranger gave astonishment to them all. He wore patched hose over his
+swinging shanks, and a mantle that would have wrapped a mare and foal
+was gathered to his girdle. A naked sword trundled at his heel-tip, and
+he carried three charred javelins of holly. The puddle water splashed
+out of his deerskin brogues while his ear-tips peeped through his
+mantle hood.
+
+“God save you and ripen your apples,” quoth he, and, as he smacked his
+lips, the wine leaped in their cups.
+
+“And who and wherefrom and whither exactly art thou?” asked O’Donnell.
+
+“My habits take me to Islay in Scotland one day, to the Island of Man
+another, and to Rathlin the next, for a ranting rambling rover I am.”
+
+“Your name? and you are welcome,” said O’Donnell.
+
+“The Gilly of the Gael.”
+
+“It is enough; sit where you would drink, and drink where you sit.”
+
+“Indeed,” said the Gilly, “I will sit, or I will sit not, as it pleases
+me. I would hear music to play the ache out of my legs and the water
+out of my shoes.”
+
+O’Donnell called his harpers to play smooth and soothing strains out
+of their live harps. They were the pride and power of O’Donnell’s
+entertaining.
+
+When the gilly had listened a while through his hood, he spoke to the
+harps: “I have never heard minstrelsy the like--not since I heard the
+musicians of Beelzebub tinkling iron with their sledgehammers on the
+nethermost ground-tier of Hell!”
+
+He seized a harp himself, and shook the last melody out of it. Then
+he played to the gentry of Donegal and such music that all the women
+travailing in the town and the gallants gashed in battle lying within,
+were soothed to sleep and stupor.
+
+“I perceive thou art an harmonious rogue,” said O’Donnell, and he
+forgave him the insult he had delivered upon the harps.
+
+“One day I am sweet, one day I am bitter,” quoth the Gilly, “one
+morning under sun, one evening under moon, and here one day, and not
+here the next.”
+
+O’Donnell saw a source of endless entertainment for the men of Ulster,
+and he told off twenty gallow-glasses, as they valued their straw and
+ale, to guard the gates, and he hid twenty horsemen in the apple grove.
+
+But the Gilly was gilly to no Lord.
+
+“Watch for me, ride for me,” cried he, “or I am clean away.” The
+gallow-glasses sprang to seize him leaving. But he passed them, and he
+ran through the horsemen, spearing their apples as he went. Then the
+riders rode each other down in tumult, and the gallow-glasses fell upon
+each other’s knives.
+
+But the Gilly was gone--and he left a herb for their healing, a little
+bundle of starwort, with O’Donnell’s watcher on the hills.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At that time it chanced that the son of Desmond had gathered the men of
+South Munster to proclaim himself Desmond against his father. Hove the
+weird gilly within hearing;
+
+“God save you, and keep sprigs to your trees!” he cried entering.
+
+“And who art thou of all royal rascals and runners?”
+
+“I am Duartane O’Duartane, runner to the King of Ireland,” he told
+him, “and I have run Ireland from the shelly shore of Sligo to the mud
+mountains of Thomond.”
+
+“Play or be hung,” said Desmond, thinking the squelch of his brogues
+was all his music.
+
+The Gilly would not play, but when they ridiculed him he caught the
+harp from a blind harper of Desmond so swiftly that the harper thought
+the wind had taken it. First he made the harp sound, and then to sing,
+and at last to speak. The harp said:
+
+“The music is not more lasting than the harp that begot it, and the
+sprig is not stronger than the tree that grew it.”
+
+“Thou art a traitor to thy clan,” cried the young Desmond to the harp,
+and his men-at-arms cut the harp-strings with their swords. The Gilly
+slipped aside and called out: “One day I am sweet, another I am sour,
+one day in North Donegal, one day in South Munster,” and away he
+vanished like a twang of his music.
+
+It happed at the time of the Gilly’s raid and riot through Ireland
+that M’Keogh of Leinster, the hereditary crown-bearer and coroner to
+the MacMurrough, lay sick of a bog-palsy in his leg. The twelve royal
+physicians of Leinster were gathered about the one leg, for until he
+could walk the new MacMurrough might not come by his crown. To be
+crowned by a sick man was against the Brehon law of Ireland.
+
+Swung the Weird Gilly to sight.
+
+“Who art thou, watering my garden with thy brogues?” cried M’Keogh.
+
+“A medical student picking plants,” answered the Gilly, “and if you
+promised to put away all niggardliness, I would heal the sorriness of
+your shank.”
+
+“So be it,” said M’Keogh, and sent his gold robes to patch beggar’s
+rags at his gate.
+
+The Gilly slit a leaf of nightwort with his javelin and dropped it then
+and there on M’Keogh’s leg. With that, M’Keogh’s leg rose under him and
+started to run out of the house, and M’Keogh with it, and the twelve
+royal leeches of Leinster running after. There was no catching him till
+he tired toward evening. When they brought him back he offered the
+Gilly his one daughter for wife.
+
+“It is well,” said the Gilly, “be she foul or be she fair, she shall be
+mine.”
+
+That night a banquet was spread with porridge for plenty and water for
+wine. But when the guests were gathered, a servant ran in crying:
+
+“The foreign physician is over the hills and faster than a russet hare
+between a day and a night of March.”
+
+“We knew he was a false rascal,” declared the twelve royal doctors of
+Leinster.
+
+At this time it chanced that Conor of Connaught was preparing to avenge
+a foul insult done upon the dead and the living of his country. A
+Connaught crone had lent a basket to a hag of Munster and had received
+neither it nor its eric-price in return. Sped the Gilly within speech
+of them. He was crossing the ridge of Ireland that runs from Dublin to
+Galway.
+
+“Who art thou, running with thy ribs wrapt up in a mantle?” asked Conor.
+
+“I am the Gruesome Gilly and I run through Ireland to see good wars and
+fair fighting, and if you would have me now I will join gladly.”
+
+“Will any hiring purchase you?” quoth Conor.
+
+“Nothing unfair to be done to me,” answered the Gilly.
+
+So he marched with the fighting men of Connaught and of Far-Connaught,
+till they overstepped the marches of Munster. Heaven gave them
+blessing, boon and victory, for they carried away two spotted cows from
+the Hag of Munster, and her one-horned bull, as a solace for the basket.
+
+When the men of Munster learnt of the disgrace befallen them, they
+marched for half a day and half a night. But the Gilly kept them at bay
+with his javelins in one hand, while he drove along the cattle with
+the other. He kept running betwixt the prey and the pursuit till he was
+past the fords of the Shannon. It was the greatest cattle-spoil of the
+time, and gave hymning to harpers and piping to poets for a spring-tide.
+
+When they came to Conor’s house, Conor drained the first flagon of wine
+and left the Gilly thirsty. “The drink goes with the deed,” said the
+Gilly, and, before the words were with Conor, he had disappeared.
+
+At the same time, O’Kelly the King of the Kellies was bidding men to
+banquet. Came the Gilly within call.
+
+“Art thou a Kelly of Munster or a Kelly of Leinster?” was all the
+O’Kelly would ask a stranger.
+
+“I am neither, but a good conjurer,” said the Gilly, “and for five
+flagons I will prove the goodness of my art.”
+
+“Prove,” said O’Kelly, and five hundred Kellies shouted “Prove!”
+
+“I will wag one ear, while the other is still,” said the Gilly, and all
+the Kellies were silent for it seemed not easy to be done.
+
+Then the man of tricks tied one ear with the end of his mantle and
+wagged the other. O’Kelly gave him five flagons full.
+
+“I will show thee another,” said the Gilly, and pulling a long thread
+out of his mantle, he tossed it in a ball to the clouds. He drew his
+mantle over the end of the thread and a hare ran up and away to the
+clouds, and then a beagle, and then a dogboy, and, last of all, a
+fairy-woman. They listened to the merry hunting cry, until all had
+entered the mists. Then the Gilly reeled down the thread, and there was
+the hound picking the hare’s bones and the dogboy meshed in the hair of
+the fairy-woman. O’Kelly called for another trick.
+
+“I know only one better,” said the Gilly, and vanished.
+
+That day MacMurrough King of Leinster was banqueting in his house.
+There were sixteen harpers playing for him to choose which should be
+the choice harper of Leinster.
+
+“Whence art thou?” asked MacMurrough.
+
+“One day am I in Islay and another in Man, one day with the heat and
+the next with the cold, one day with Conor and another with Kelly,”
+answered the Gilly.
+
+“How do my harpers harp with those of Conor and Kelly?” asked the King.
+
+“There is no music I would compare them with,” said the Gilly, “except
+the melodious thunder of the Porters in the Pit.”
+
+The King ordered him to be strung forthwith.
+
+When they had gibbeted him on the crow’s perch, they returned and met
+him coming out of the King’s house. They ran back and found it was the
+King himself they had hung, and the Gilly had left a sliver of batsbane
+for his anointing before burial.
+
+That time the Gilly was gone without saying farewell or fare-ill. Away
+he vanished with his roguery and ranting, with his wandering and his
+wizardry, as all magicians and artists, that shall be since or ever,
+must vanish and leave but a little breath of wonderment with the folk
+of the world.
+
+
+ OREMUS
+
+
+
+
+ JOHN LONG, LTD., PUBLISHERS, LONDON, ENGLAND, 1924
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+
+
+Transcriber’s Note:
+
+
+Obvious errors in punctuation have been silently corrected in this
+version, but minor inconsistencies and archaic forms have been retained
+as printed.
+
+The French in the Baudelaire prayer has been silently corrected.
+
+The following changes have been made:
+
+ On page 102: belives _to_ believes
+ On page 131: work _to_ word
+ On page 184: or _to_ of
+ On page 213: Spindlehorn _to_ Spindelhorn
+
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+<strong>MASQUERADES</strong></p>
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+STUDIES IN THE MORBID</strong><br>
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+
+<blockquote>
+<p>“Masks, masking and unmasking of masks; all is
+Masquerade.”—<span class="smcap">Apocrypha of Solomon.</span></p>
+</blockquote>
+<br>
+<blockquote>
+<p>“<i><ins id='baudelaire'></ins>Seigneur, mon Dieu, vous le Créateur, vous le maître;
+vous qui avez fait la Loi et la Liberté; vous le Souverain qui
+laissez faire, vous le juge qui pardonnez; vous qui êtes plein
+de motifs et de causes et qui avez peut-être mis dans mon esprit
+le goût de l’horreur pour convertir mon cœur comme la guérison
+au bout d’une lame; Seigneur, ayez pitié, ayez pitié des fous
+et des folles! O Créateur! peut-il exister des monstres aux
+yeux de Celui-là seul qui sait pourquoi ils existent, comment
+ils se sont faits et comment ils auraient pu ne pas se faire?</i>”—</p>
+
+<p class="right">
+ <span class="smcap">From Baudelaire’s Family Prayers.&emsp;</span>
+</p>
+
+</blockquote>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_vi"></a><a id="Page_vii"></a>[Pg vii]</span></p>
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowe2_1875" id="cross">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/cross.jpg" alt="">
+</figure>
+
+<p class="center">
+TO THE ENTERTAINING SOUL<br>
+OF THAT SUPERFINE WRITER<br>
+FREDERICK ROLFE BARON CORVO<br>
+IN PURGATORY
+</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_viii"></a><a id="Page_ix"></a>[Pg ix]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CONTENTS">
+ CONTENTS
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+<table class="autotable">
+<tr>
+<th class="tdl"></th>
+<th class="tdl"></th>
+<th class="tdr"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">PAGE</span><br></th>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#THE_POPES_TEMPTATION">THE POPE’S TEMPTATION</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">11<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#CONNEMARA">CONNEMARA</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">24<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#INSPIRATION">INSPIRATION</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">43<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#BALTHASAR_THE_CRUEL">BALTHASAR THE CRUEL</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">59<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#A_SAVING_PHANTASM">A SAVING PHANTASM</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">75<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#JEALOUSY">JEALOUSY</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">83<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#THE_DRUMMER_OF_GORDONMUIR">THE DRUMMER OF GORDONMUIR</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">96<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#THE_SUPREME_COMPLIMENT">THE SUPREME COMPLIMENT</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">110<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#A_STUDY_IN_SMOKE">A STUDY IN SMOKE</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">121<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#THE_MISSIONARY">THE MISSIONARY</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">131<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#MIDIR_AND_ETAIN">MIDIR AND ETAIN</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">169<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#KATHLEEN">KATHLEEN</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">177<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#JOHN_SALTUS">JOHN SALTUS</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">197<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#LOADED_DICE">LOADED DICE</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">214<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#AT_THE_HIGH_TABLE">AT THE HIGH TABLE</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">225<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#A_SAINT">A SAINT</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">235<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#CANNES">CANNES</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">252<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#THE_NECROPHILE">THE NECROPHILE</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">264<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#THE_BEAU_GESTE">THE BEAU GESTE</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">282<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#THE_EVIL_EYE">THE EVIL EYE</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">299<br></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#THE_WEIRD_GILLY">THE WEIRD GILLY</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdr">312</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+<td class="tdl"><span style="margin-left: 0.5em;"><a href="#Transcribers_Note">TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE</a></span><br></td>
+<td class="tdl"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_x">[Pg x]</span></p>
+
+<div class="my-box4">
+
+ <span class="center p5">THE BIG LITERARY EVENT OF 1924</span><br>
+ <span class="center p6">
+ THE JOHN LONG<br>
+ £500 PRIZE NOVEL</span>
+ <br>
+<span class="center p10"><strong>A WISE FOOL</strong></span>
+ <br>
+<span class="center p4">By EDWARD CHARLES REED</span>
+
+</div>
+<div class="my-box5">
+
+<p>“A Wise Fool,” by Edward Charles Reed, the
+Prize-Winning Novel in the John Long (2nd)
+£500 Prize Competition for the Best First Novel,
+gained the distinction from among several hundred
+Novels sent in. It is an exceptionally brilliant
+Novel, written on really original lines. Revealing
+high literary quality, the story, which is modern in
+atmosphere, is such as to make the widest appeal.
+It is a throbbing tale in which love, adventure,
+romance and passion are skilfully combined. There
+is no gainsaying the ineffable charm of the narrative
+nor the lovableness of certain of its characters. In
+Edward Charles Reed, the publishers and their
+advisers have the firm conviction they have discovered
+an author destined to make an enduring
+reputation by his Novels. It will be recalled that
+John Long’s previous £500 Prize Competition for
+the Best First Novel was won by Emmeline Morrison
+with her Novel, “Good Grain,” probably one of the
+most popular Novels published in recent years.</p>
+
+</div>
+<div class="my-box6">
+
+ <i>Ready Autumn, 1924. Crown 8vo, Cloth, 7s. 6d. net</i><br>
+ JOHN LONG, LTD., Publishers, LONDON
+
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter"></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</span></p>
+
+<p class="center p10">
+ MASQUERADES
+</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_POPES_TEMPTATION">
+ THE POPE’S TEMPTATION
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Under the great Dome that floated like a golden
+bubble upon the red tranquillity of the sea
+of sunset lay the indecipherable shadow of a
+crumbling City. It was a City of secular silences,
+and yet it was filled with the murmur of the prayers
+of those who were long dead. It was a City of many
+mansions and narrow streets, of slow-filling fountains
+and great dumb doorways. Upon the time-eaten
+walls were set windows, whose dust-shrouded panes
+separated the twilight without from the twilight
+within. In that City was no sign of mart nor sound
+of amusement.</p>
+
+<p>Under the Dome stretched the great palace.
+Through corridors of jacinth and chalcedony-coloured
+marble stirred a quiet and unending business. It was
+a business that seemed to have begun in the faraway
+centuries and to move towards slow fulfilment
+with the ending of the world. From time to time
+the noiseless shadows of men in sable-coloured dress
+moved through the corridors or passed into the darkness
+of the rooms. Some were slashed with sashes of
+scarlet as of hyssop or with purple as of grapes, all
+of which had high liturgical significance, but they
+made little show compared to the soldiery guarding
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</span>the gates. Behind balustrades of alabaster and upon
+snowy marble floors stood the guardians of the gates.
+They were magnificently clothed in yellow and black
+and vermilion, as though to signify very clearly that
+their watch was not withdrawn in the golden morning
+nor in the red of noon nor yet in the pitchy darkness
+of the night.</p>
+
+<p>Behind the gaudy metallurgic gates and past the
+long corridors of the colour of jacinth and chalcedony,
+fenced in an inner chamber by men, whose swords
+turned every way, an old man rested in a chair of
+cedar wood. The lineaments of his face and the folds
+of his garments were as white as fretted ivory. A
+white cap circled his silver hair. His eyes were like
+two wicks burning in a lamp of snowstone. His feet
+were shod with shoes whiter than wool. Upon each
+shoe was woven a crosslet of tinsel thread. At a
+little distance it gave the appearance of the print of
+a nail of gold. The old man sat resting.</p>
+
+<p>Arranged upon shelves of camphor wood and behind
+crystal panes were a few very precious presents from
+contemporary but mundane rulers. The table, upon
+which the old man rested his arm, was a souvenir
+from the Emperor of the Sun in recognition of his
+recovery from water on the knee by the timely application
+of a miraculous medal. It was exquisitely
+inlaid with the solar radiations that Celestial Royalty
+affect on their notepaper. The old man was sometimes
+seized with a thought of irony. He himself
+was the only child of a sunburnt peasant. Nevertheless,
+since he had accepted the Pontifical Maximate,
+his Arms were the Keys of Heaven and of Hell, and
+his seal was the Seal of the Holy Fisherman.</p>
+
+<p>Other very marvellous gifts there were. Upon
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</span>the pallid marbles stretched carpets dyed azure with
+the blood of shell-fish found only in the Solomon
+Archipelago. They had been brought by the Queen
+of Sheba, a most devout soul, then living as a comfortable
+exile in Paris. In the corner stood a life-size
+lion of gilded bronze with eyes of red carbuncle
+sent from the King of the Sahara, who also was a
+god after his manner. His love of studied effect was
+well known to explorers, and was often mentioned in
+the Press. In an opposite corner was another table
+of pea-green marble all blurred and blotched in a
+pattern of streaks, the gift of the Lord of the Everlasting
+Snows in default of his ancient allegiance.
+From the old man’s girdle of white camel-hair hung
+a rosary of tawny beads which his devoted liegeman
+of the Isles in the North had robbed from the strange
+Hyperboreans, who are of such near kindred to the
+seals that they may be dispensed to take them in
+marriage when there is a shortage of their own stock.
+The floor was of worn pavement of onyx stone presented
+to the predecessors of the old man upon the
+Throne of the Fisherman by an Oriental Sovereign
+so long ago that his name had been forgotten among
+his own people. And his people in turn had been
+forgotten by the historians, which showed that they
+had deserved well of the gods.</p>
+
+<p>The old man was glancing through some parchment
+papers, which his scribes had written in clear script
+but in a character without character. His scribes
+all wrote alike, and they wrote in a language that
+was dead. As the old man finished reading each
+parchment, of his spontaneous clemency he affixed
+his minuscule initials and the year of his Pontificate.
+The parchments showed that his duties were manifold,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</span>that he had the souls both of kings and of children
+in his keeping, that he was the anointed Reader of
+Scripture to the Nations, that the Calendar of the
+Saints was in his keeping and jurisdiction. One
+parchment was the Ban of the greater excommunication
+of the Great Mogul, who had audaciously removed
+the feet of the pontifical ambassador when he omitted
+to remove his episcopal sandals. A lesser excommunication
+there was directed unto the King of the Wends,
+who had married three wives albeit in his sleep, and
+his court chaplain had considerately forwarded a
+certificate that his Master was suffering from sleeping
+sickness. Over and above the scroll and screed of
+all these precious documents was inscribed in Stephens’
+indelible blue-black ink the supreme style and bearing
+of the old man, to wit “THE SERVANT OF THE
+SERVANTS OF GOD.”</p>
+
+<p>As the night drew apace, the old man felt very
+tired, and his hands seemed weighed down as though
+with invisible chains. He had indeed spent a very
+tiring day. Before dawn had broken in streams of
+white fire upon the Dome, he had been roused from
+his slumbers to say his prayers. Chamberlains clad
+in dark green velvet with gold chains enlinking the
+pontifical cipher had led him to a velvet stool to
+meditate awhile on the four last things, which shall
+come to man and woman and priest. The ritual
+forbade him to eat until he had offered sacrifice upon
+the High Altar where none but he was allowed. He
+had been brought under the Dome on a palanquin of
+gilded lattice-work and carried by carriers in the
+gestatorial uniform into the Basilica of the Holy
+Fisherman. And at the High Altar facing the people
+he had sung the Liturgy, moving now to one side
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</span>and then to the other behind the six golden candle-sticks.
+Like a huge-headed moth with heavy scaled
+wings he had seemed in the white blaze. And all
+the while the Holy College had stood and moved
+and prayed around him in scarlet, and the crying
+of the singers had never ceased. When he sat back
+upon the Throne that is above all earthly thrones he
+had felt faint for food. His secret Chamberlains
+had upheld him while his private flabellifers had
+fanned him with the great festal fans of ostrich plume.
+It had been the Feast day of Him whose emerald
+enamelled his waxen finger and whose Keys he carried
+in his consecrated girdle. The emerald had once
+served as an optic glass to the Fantastic World
+Emperor, who had been indiscreet enough to use the
+Servants of God to illuminate his gardens at night.</p>
+
+<p>The hours had passed slowly for the old man
+watching his venerable acolytes and eminent assistants
+through the clouds of incense smoke. From time to
+time his closing eyes had lighted on the great Image
+of the Divine Fisherman, which was enthroned opposite
+to him. Time had made the Image as black as bitumen
+except for the feet, which the pious lips of pilgrims
+had burnished till they shone like molten bronze.
+And each time he had thought of the stupendous
+stewardship for which he must one day give account.
+He remembered too the quiet days of study in his
+hermitage before he was burdened with the nets of
+the Fisherman. Peace and happiness he had forfeited
+since the dread night when the three score
+and ten Princes of the Holy Blood had chosen him by
+secret balloting in a golden chalice to be Lord over
+them. Since that night men had come from the ends
+of the world to thrust their burdens upon him, though
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</span>his own burden seemed sufficient. Tears had anointed
+his waxen cheeks and fallen like transparent drops
+upon his richly chased chasuble, upon the stellar
+stole and upon the jewelled maniple which hung from
+his wrist like some dead humming-bird.</p>
+
+<p>But the multitude perceived not that he wept, for
+his eyes were turned away from them toward the great
+Image, which was clothed in the likeness of the vesture
+of God. Upon the head of the great Image the Acolytes
+had set a treble crown signifying the Sovereignty of
+the Gate that is Above and of the Gate that is Below
+and of the Gates of Twilight, which lead neither to
+Heaven nor to Hell. In the hands of the Image
+were clutched the Great Keys and, though the philosophers
+of the world made light thereof and though the
+rulers of the world acted as though it were otherwise,
+there was no doubt to the folk but that they symboled
+the Keys of Heaven and of Hell. From the
+shoulders to the sandals of the Image hung a cope
+of frosted gold, and it was fastened with a lock of
+living sapphire. Dire and doomful was the face upon
+the Image of the Fisherman, and the Image filled
+the shadow of one pillar of the Great Basilica. Now
+each pillar of the Basilica was about the thickness of
+a mortal man’s house.</p>
+
+<p>When the Liturgy was finished, there arose a Deacon
+with archacolytes at his side in scarlet vestments,
+and bowed to the old man, and straightway the silver
+trumpets sounded through the Dome as it were the
+sound of a single reed of an organ or as the note of
+a sea-wave in the hollow of a sea-shell. And all
+the Princes of the Holy Blood arose and processed
+slowly before the old man as he was carried from the
+Basilica over the heads of the people. When he was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</span>lifted above the heads of the people he raised his
+hand higher to bless them. His fingers fluttered like
+the wing of a tired dove moving upon the face of
+many waters. And all the people moaned like the
+thunder of the tide, “O Priest and O King, live for
+ever!”</p>
+
+<p>When they had brought him within the Palace,
+they disrobed him of his heavy vesture and gave
+him a piece of broiled fish to eat, and to quench his
+thirst a slice of pomegranate seethed in old wine. It
+was the hour when he should receive the pilgrims,
+who came from all over the World-that-is to beg his
+favour in the World-to-come, or to ask the eleemosynary
+aid or the autoscript of the old man; others for dispense
+to make forbidden espousals within the circle of
+blood and others to be annulled of theirs for ever.
+To each and to all he spoke softly but surely, saying,
+“This may I give to you, and I give it to you without
+price,” or “Of this it is not permitted to give you,
+and I give it to you not at all.” After the pilgrims
+had passed upon their way, the old man gave audience
+to his own ambassadors in the presence-chamber.
+They wore thin chains of gold and Symbols set with
+amethyst or emerald according to their degree in the
+Sacred Precedence. As each went his way, the soldiers
+of the guard raised and let fall their spears.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly there had come to the door a Lord of the
+Most Holy, Indeviable and Undeniable Inquisition.
+He was clad in white samite and hooded, so that the
+guard looked not on his face. Him the old man bade
+be seated and do swiftly whatsoever he was come to
+do. And the Lord Inquisitor bowed himself to the
+ground and kissed the old man’s feet. Then he arose
+and heard the old man’s confession such as he was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</span>bound to confess daily, saying to him: “Let my
+Lord reveal whatever evil he hath done or caused
+other to do, and every evil word he hath spoken
+or caused other to speak and every evil thought that
+hath crossed the mind of my Lord’s Holiness even
+unto the shadow of the shadow.”</p>
+
+<p>And the old man searched into his own mind and
+reported gravely, “O my Lord, thy Lord searcheth
+and findeth no evil done or deemed this day save the
+great weariness thy Lord felt in the continual presence
+of the Servants of God.” The Lord Inquisitor looked
+grave as in his duty bound and answered, “This even
+were a sin, O my Lord, for when the eyes of the Fisherman
+grow weary then are the nets broken.” And he
+bade him say the Seven Penitential Psalms and to
+pray for the soul of the Lord Inquisitor. And when
+he had received the Absolution of the Lord Inquisitor,
+the old man smiled for the first time that day. Then
+the Lord Inquisitor had knelt to receive the old man’s
+blessing and the great green emerald moved symbolwise
+upon the air. Delicately and discreetly as a
+dancing master, who had corrected the steps of an
+innocent child, the Lord Inquisitor passed into the
+corridor. His head was shrouded once more and
+bowed as though he had conned the pages of some
+very secret and sacred book. As he passed, the
+soldiers saluted him but fearfully, knowing the office
+which was his. It was his to unlock and lock the soul
+of him who kept the Keys of Heaven and Hell.</p>
+
+<p>The old man was awearied and his Chamberlain
+brought him a little broth of bread and wine, saying
+to him as of set ceremony: “Gall He had to eat and
+vinegar to drink.” When he had eaten, they led
+him into a small ungarnished room to sleep. And
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</span>the day was the thousandth day of his pontificate,
+and the night was the thousandth and first.</p>
+
+<p>With the dawn of dark unto the dark of dawn
+the movement of men to and fro ceased under the
+Dome. The old man slept and forgot his visitors
+of the day. Yet there stood a visitor at the outer
+gates. For less than a moment of that which is
+called Time a Shadow darkened the Gateway.
+Through the corridors which were of marble, the
+colour of jacinth and chalcedony, passed the Shadow.
+And within the small ungarnished room it sank into
+shape. No legate announced this visitant, no Chamberlain
+ushered it past the doors, and no soldier of
+the many, who stood guarding the gates moved his
+spear-head in salute. The old man neither stirred nor
+spoke in his slumber. But on the horizons of sleep
+he beheld a vast panorama as of a desert stretching
+around and beyond him. Sands that glittered like
+yellow silk in the garish sunlight, rocks and caves
+there were, sands stretching endlessly. In the dead
+distance a dot of jet moved and grew larger and
+larger until it seemed to be like an eagle flying across
+the mirage of the air. When it was quite close it was
+grown to the stature of a man. And a Voice proceeded,
+saying to the old man who watched aghast: “Art thou
+not lonely in thy weariness and weary in thy loneliness?”—employing
+a remarkable zeugma of speech.</p>
+
+<p>The old man answered: “Nay, for He Whose
+servants I serve is continually present with me.”</p>
+
+<p>And the other answered: “There is none with thee,
+for in the wilderness every soul is one and alone,
+and here there is neither God nor Man—for even
+thyself art above all mankind and but a little lower
+than the gods.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</span></p>
+
+<p>“I know not who or whence thou art,” cried the
+old man, “but thou speakest false, for I am not as
+God and I see the footprints of a man in the sands
+before me.”</p>
+
+<p>And the other, laughing horribly, said: “The footprints
+that thou seest were left by One That was
+not Man.”</p>
+
+<p>Then the old man grimly remembered his office and
+answered with the tongue that is indefectible from
+truth: “Nay, but most truly He also was Man, and
+let whosoever denieth be Anathema!”</p>
+
+<p>The other, finding him not unwary, spoke again:
+“I know thee who thou art, thou holy one. Would’st
+thou not be set amongst thine own people again and
+see the place of thine own home?” To the old man’s
+anguish rose a vision of his father’s house and his
+mother’s hens feeding on the tiny midden under the
+little vineyard where he played as a child. With a
+parched tongue the old man would have made stress
+to answer him, but the plains swayed suddenly in his
+sight and he perceived the sun turn to blood and
+himself compassed by a cloud darker than darkness
+and felt himself carried through the thin air, unable
+to stir or speak, until he stood planted above
+the world upon a gilded pinnacle of the Great
+Basilica. Below his feet in the distances crowds
+of people vibrated as though the carcass of the
+earth had rotted and had become a moving mass of
+maggots.</p>
+
+<p>And the Voice whispered to him: “I have set thee,
+O thou holy one, upon the pinnacle of the Temporal
+Power that thou mightest be a sign in the sight of
+all men and strengthen their faith. Cast thyself
+down from hence and the Angels of Him, Whom thou
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</span>servest, shall watch over thee and keep thy foot lest
+it be dashed against a stone.”</p>
+
+<p>The old man answered: “With desire have I
+desired to go down unto the multitudes, that I might
+become a servant where they have made me a Prince,
+but it is not given unto me to fulfil my own will in
+this generation.”</p>
+
+<p>It seemed then as though seven vials of darkness
+had been loosed from the sky and that a cloud of
+iron hemmed the temples of his brain, and that he
+was being lifted whither he knew not. When his
+eyes were opened, he perceived that he was upon the
+top of an exceedingly high mountain and that a
+light shone at his feet, which was not the light of the
+sun nor of the moon nor yet of the stars. He beheld
+and lo! it was a great glamour from the jewelled
+crowns and diamond sceptres of the Kings of this
+world. They were all gathered at the foot of the
+mountain and their armies were ranged behind them
+across the plains as far as the eye could reach. And
+in the estuaries of the far-away seas the masts of
+their ships and galleons trembled like a forest of
+reeds. And again the Voice spoke to him, saying:
+“All the Kingdoms and Dominions and Principalities
+that you behold, these all will I give unto thee with
+all that they contain and possess if thou wilt genuflect
+to me but once.”</p>
+
+<p>And the old man, knowing out of memory what his
+answer should be, murmured: “Get thou behind me,
+for it is written that thou shalt not tempt the Lord
+thy God nor even the Servant of the Servants of
+the Lord thy God.” Then the Voice that had spoken
+to him out of the shadow fled away like a shrill wind
+moaning to itself in the wilderness. Beyond the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</span>plains of the earth and estuaries of the sea it passed
+into a wail of despair. And the wail died away.</p>
+
+<p>In the dead of the night the old man cried out
+aloud, and the Chamberlains thrust their gold chains
+upon their necks and hurried to his side, and the
+guards lit their torches and crashed their spears to
+the salute. And the old man questioned his Chamberlains,
+saying: “Who hath come in, and who hath
+come out, and who hath questioned me when I slept?”
+They answered: “No one hath questioned the Holiness
+of our Lord, for no one hath entered in.” And
+the captain of the guards swore that not so much as
+a shadow had passed between the spear-points of
+his men. In the morning the old man sent for the
+Lord Inquisitor and revealed to him all that had
+happened in the night. With the answers to the dire
+Voice which had proceeded from the shadow the
+Lord Inquisitor was well satisfied. And he asked
+him how he had replied to the Voice tempting him
+to see again the place of his father’s house and the
+little cottage and the vineyard and the tiny midden
+and his mother’s hens, and the old man trembled,
+saying he had not known how to give answer, for
+his tongue had become parched to his mouth.</p>
+
+<p>And the Lord Inquisitor, who was an apt theologian,
+said: “It was well that the Voice that spoke from
+the shadow passed to deal thee other temptation.”</p>
+
+<p>“With desire that is greater than desire have I
+desired to return unto my own home,” said the old
+man, “but he that tempted me did not press me
+above my strength, carrying me away to the top
+of the Basilica when I could not give answer.” And
+the Lord Inquisitor answered: “He that tempted
+my Lord dared not continue lest he should remember
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</span>his own home, for he too hath been separated from
+the place of his desire and of his beginning and of
+his love. And how shall he tempt others of temptation
+that he himself is worse than tempted of? For
+others may yield to temptation, but the Tempter
+cannot yield unto his, which is as a terrible desire
+possessing him. He can only be tortured, not tempted,
+for the home which he hath lost is eternal. The
+home which the Holiness of my Lord hath deigned
+to desire but hath consented not to revisit is but an
+earthly one.”</p>
+
+<p>“Frankly, then,” said the Pope, “the Devil is
+home-sick.”</p>
+
+<p>“Damned home-sick,” said the Grand Inquisitor.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CONNEMARA">
+ CONNEMARA
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>I have been highly recommended in the scholastic
+world, though that is not what I have set out
+to say. I left the London Board School with a
+caseful of certificates, and later I gained the highest
+honours at the Training College before entering my
+mission as a teacher. There was only one phrase in
+my final dossier which might be read in a derogatory
+sense. It was to the effect that my extreme common
+sense supplanted all trace of imagination. Heaven
+knows that no such deficiency can be laid to my
+credit now. I am even supposed to have imbibed
+a little madness. But to return!</p>
+
+<p>After several years passed in the normal teaching
+curriculum I began to experience a desire for change,
+to which the steadiest and least neurotic are liable.
+But I did not feel that I was indulging in anything
+fantastic when I applied for the post of governess
+abroad. The Agency replied that no suitable place
+was on their books, but that if I cared to consider Ireland
+among exotics, they could offer me occupation
+with an old Irish family on the Connemara borders.
+Though entirely (I am not sure whether to say blissfully)
+ignorant of Ireland, I felt that any change
+would save my mind from becoming rutted in the
+monotonous. The terms were generous and the
+work promised to be light. I was expected to accompany
+three children in their play-hours. There was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</span>no specific mention of lessons. I forwarded my formal
+acceptance with a selection of diplomas. A week
+passed before I received an answer in Early Victorian
+copperplate with all the flourishes of our ancestral
+script. It was written by some local schoolmaster
+presumably in the hedge, if not the liquor-shop, and
+was intended to convey the instructions of the fine
+old Irish family aforesaid:</p>
+
+
+<p class="right">
+ “<span class="smcap">Greek Kalends</span>, May, 1888,<br>
+<br>
+ <span style="margin-right: 5.5em;">“Gortinealy Schoolhouse.</span>
+</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>“<span class="smcap">Revered Madam</span>,</p>
+
+<p>“I am instructed by my laudable and proficient
+patron, Mr. Sinnach, hereditary proprietor of
+Gortinealy and <i>fundator optimus</i> of the above
+seminary, to write you word that your letter has
+been by me examined and found syllabically correct.
+We have made trial of your enclosed diplomacies and
+pending special consideration by Mr. Halloran,
+our esteemed Curate, with whose sententious monograph
+on the Irish Round Towers the London School
+Board is doubtless acquainted, and by Mr. McGrath,
+the gombeen man down the road, we duly pronounce
+them creditable to yourself and printer. These
+ensigns of learning we duly return with our patron’s
+command to present yourself at a near date (next
+fairday preferred) at Gortinealy terminus.</p>
+
+<p>“I remain your obedient and certificated <i>frère</i>,</p>
+
+<p class="right">
+ <span class="smcap">Timotheus O’Hussey</span>.
+</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Postscriptum ad demonstrandum.</i>—I may divulge
+that I have had Mr. Sinnach’s children under mensal
+and manual instruction since last lambing. They
+are already acquaint with Copying, Mathematics
+and Dithyrambics.—T. O’H.”</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</span></p>
+
+<p>I must say that I felt a little puzzled by this effusion
+and quite failed to perceive the pedantic jealousy of
+the local sage jutting between the lines. I went to
+our Carnegie library and read all I could discover
+about Irish Round Towers, including one of Moore’s
+Melodies which I learnt by heart. Mr. Halloran’s
+treatise was unfortunately unknown. I suspected
+that the Postscript was a variation of the poor old
+joke which includes Education under the three R’s,
+Reading, ’Riting, and ’Rithmetic. Mathematics no
+doubt corresponded with the latter. Copying was
+writing, but Dithyrambics was Greek to me. I
+hunted in a dictionary and found it really was Greek,
+in fact “an ancient Greek metre peculiar to Dionysian
+strains.” Even so it conveyed nothing to my mind.
+I afterwards discovered that it must have been meaningless
+to the writer no less, whose chief object had
+been to overawe a rival with his own knowledge.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime I dispatched a telegram of acceptance,
+and shipped myself to a southern port of Ireland.
+I shall always remember arriving in the early dawn.
+It was a hot July, and a gossamer of greyish pink
+trailed from the inland mountains into the pearly
+bay. Behind the yellow tidal rocks the bright green
+branches of trees pierced the mist. It was like a
+picture at the Kensington Art School. As soon as it
+became day, it began to drizzle, and whether the sun
+was shining or not, it continued to drizzle at intervals
+all day. I realised that I had changed climates at
+least. I am prepared to admit that the Irish climate
+is as tropical as its admirers claim, but I add that it
+always remains at the rainy season!</p>
+
+<p>On landing in the rain I discovered to my surprise
+that no inhabitant carried an umbrella. My sunshade
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</span>(for it was July) was the only human contrivance
+besides the slates on the house-tops for baffling the
+elements. I passed down the unsheltered quays to
+a weather-beaten, groggy-looking building labelled
+TEMPERANCE HOTEL. A passing drayman kindly
+picked up my luggage, which would otherwise have
+been abandoned. At the hotel door I asked the host
+how much I should pay the driver. “Nothing at
+all!” he answered; “but come in and eat for the
+Glory of God, for you must be famished.” After
+breakfast I asked if I could be driven to the railway
+station, and again what fare I was expected to provide.
+“The old man will give ye a lift,” I was told, “he’s
+bound that way.” And as I stared in reply, my host
+continued: “’Tis a lone widdy woman he takes ye
+for, and he thinks it would be unlucky to take money
+off ye.” I thought of London busmen!</p>
+
+<p>I was indignantly asserting my real state in life,
+but he explained that a fresh young woman travelling
+in black clothes could only be taken for a widow
+woman, and maybe seeking a mate! Again I expostulated
+as to my intentions, for he seemed interested
+in my welfare, and we chatted until my train was
+due and indeed long after, for he was sure that no
+train would ever be so inconvenient as to leave for
+Gortinealy at the right hour. By the time I was
+driven to the station I had learnt several lessons not
+often propounded in London Board Schools, including
+that of Irish Hospitality. I spent another hour at the
+station talking with the driver. I could not help
+asking him why we had not seen a single umbrella
+that day. Did nobody possess one? “Ye lie!” he
+answered kindly; “every son’s mother and mother’s
+daughter of them does trot out an umbrella on fairdays.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Why fairdays?” I asked.</p>
+
+<p>“To keep the flour and the tea dry, of course,” was
+the reply. And I queried no more.</p>
+
+<p>Then I boarded the train and after endless tours
+and detours, during which I vaguely dreamed I had
+crossed the Alps and the Steppes, I reached Gortinealy
+towards midnight. It was pitch dark and
+the atmosphere was filled with melting clouds. It was
+not till I saw it in the morning that I realised that
+it was not a place at all, at least not to London eyes,
+for it consisted of a sprawled line of cabins, some
+with thatch and some under slate, surrounded by
+driving mists and stationary swamps as far as the
+eye cared to reach. It was loose space rather than
+fixed locality.</p>
+
+<p>A kind of deputation awaited me in the station.
+There was the Curate, and I felt that his bulging silk
+hat must be lined with the famous manuscript on
+the Round Towers. There were two grooms in
+faded hunting coats and top-boots, and a weird personage,
+whom I immediately recognised by the quill
+pens over each ear as my certificated <i>frère</i>, Timotheus
+O’Hussey. Their attentions overwhelmed me. The
+Curate patted my back, the grooms confiscated my
+luggage, and Timotheus burbled a little Latin. I
+heard him saying: “<i>Salve Domina!</i>” How I love
+the Irish, and yet I would rather teach conic sections
+to elfs in Hell than return as a governess to their
+country! They immediately offered me refreshment
+in their very refreshing way. When they discovered
+that I had found food at the port of entry they
+were immensely surprised, it not being a fairday.
+Still, they insisted on my eating home-made
+bread in the signalling box and gulping some tea
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</span>as black as coaldust. “Is it far to the house?” I
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Not far in daylight but a good step after midnight,”
+was the mystifying reply—“maybe getting
+on for ten miles.” And my heart sank, for I had
+been provided with the certain piece of mathematic
+knowledge that seven English miles went to five
+Irish. I climbed with set mouth into the high-braced
+trap. The Curate who had been sent to meet me
+made a charming little speech of welcome into the
+arms of the family, who, I was painfully aware, were
+still distant by fourteen miles. Then he stepped into
+the night. The two grooms threw my luggage into
+the rear and held it down as though it were a live
+thing. Timotheus sat at my side in front handling
+the reins as fantastically, I guessed, as the pen. And
+so we started to rock and crash through the night.</p>
+
+<p>I immediately began to feel terribly silent and
+lonely. Thank heavens one of the axles creaked. It
+seemed like my last connection with the civilised
+world of streets and wheels. A trace of starlight
+struggled through the dripping cloudbanks, throwing
+a little silver gauze upon the country-side until I
+could discern a stretch of waste and wood on either
+side. One remote scrub was pointed out with a
+whip flick as the grandest corner in the world for
+finding a fox. There were no fences, but the road
+was lined by huge boulders, which so far from being
+there for macadamising purposes I learnt were lapidary
+trifles brushed out of the roadway itself. I began
+to wish I had taken a course of geology, which might
+have been more illuminating to me than geography
+at the moment. I was dead tired, but I pricked my
+ears when I heard Timotheus enlarging on the pleasures
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</span>and magnificences of the Big House, to say nothing
+of the royal descents of his laudable patron, and his
+three children whom he alluded to as “bright-eyed
+Homerians.” With inspiring gravity he gave me to
+understand that he had recently introduced them to the
+Greek Syntax. I gathered as well that Mr. Sinnach was
+a mighty hunter and spent his time driving and tearing
+the foxes out of the woods and the mountains and
+the ditches. Timotheus assured me that he did not so
+much enjoy the fox-hunting as he hated the foxes
+“with the illustrious hate of a Lucifer crossed in love.”</p>
+
+<p>For two hours we jogged and jolted through a stretch
+of that primitive void called Irish landscape before
+the carriage lights suddenly haled a whitewashed
+portico out of the gulf of night. “Welcome to Gortinealy,”
+I heard a soft voice say a minute later.
+It was Mr. Sinnach, the Master, as they called him.
+I shall never forget the first time I saw him standing
+with his red hunting coat in the lamplight. He had
+been waiting to receive me in all his war paint. He
+was a real gentleman, though I used often to shudder
+hearing him swear. As he led me courteously into
+his stronghold I looked round for my luggage. One
+of the grooms was throwing it to the other in the
+window. I looked back into the night. Between me
+and civilisation stretched a Sahara of Wet. Warm,
+however, was the oak-lined hall within, adorned with
+innumerable guns, skins and antlers. At the top of
+a rickety old stair they lit a silver candlestick for
+me and motioned me down a long passage. At the
+end was my room, which possessed a key that would
+have unlocked the Tower of London. I felt as tired
+as though I had been through examinations.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</span></p>
+
+<p>I was still in my travelling dress when I awoke
+the next morning and looked out of the window into
+a courtyard. Beyond the wall lay the end of the
+world. I changed and hurried downstairs, but there
+was no sign of human life. A servant appeared and
+familiarly informed me that my charges had celebrated
+my arrival by taking to the mountains on ponies,
+and that the Master himself always gave the clock
+a good start on mornings there was no hunt. Between
+his long hours in bed and his longer hours in the
+hunting field or among his horses and hounds, I
+used to see him very little during my stay at Gortinealy,
+for all his leisure time was divided between
+stables and kennel.</p>
+
+<p>But the children, two boys and a girl, proved more
+delightful company than a whole Board School of
+London Cockneys. They knew more queer things
+about Natural History than a double course in Biology
+could have taught them. They must have been running
+wild for years, and certainly they were not guilty
+of the least education. They may have passed very
+learned hours studying Dithyrambics with Timotheus,
+but I had to begin by teaching them to spell English.
+I don’t think the London County Council inspector
+would have approved of them entirely. They seemed
+to have been taught to boycott correct English.
+But I grew to love them more than I can say, which
+is always the way in Ireland. There is very little
+lost there between loving and hating. Nothing is
+tepid except the soft rain, and the soft tepid rain—it
+raineth every day.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the children discovered that I could not
+ride or fish or shoot, they took a kind of pity for me
+and consented to appear on certain hours to hear
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</span>what I had to say for myself. Apparently I interested
+them, for they consented to appear fairly often. In
+the evening I read them books of Natural History,
+which proved my sole means of winning their attention.
+Punishments were always out of the question, and
+they took no notice of my praise. I suppose I taught
+them something. But they could always be trusted
+and did not appear to get into trouble like most other
+children. They could shift amazingly well for themselves.
+The mornings were at the hazard of lessons,
+but every afternoon we went on the bogs or mountains.
+I gradually forgot the feel of the pavement and lost
+my street legs. I learnt the art of bog-trotting instead.
+But my real adventures were played in the minds of
+the children themselves. They had been brought up
+without playmates and had grown almost uncanny
+in their relations with animals and birds. The elder
+boy seemed to be able to charm them by his eyes.
+As for the girl, I used to call her Pocahontas, for she
+was more Indian of the woods than girl of the schoolroom.
+Their minds were quite uncramped by education,
+and the whispers of nature were audible to
+them. Their father took very little interest in their
+welfare. If he wandered out for a walk he always
+took one of his grooms or walked a couple of his
+horrible hounds—but never a child.</p>
+
+<p>I could not understand his intense feeling for his
+smelly hounds, with their horrible yelping and slobbing
+mouths. One morning coming along the passage,
+I discovered that he actually kept one in his bedroom
+at night. He used to make me think that he was a
+lost soul for ever in search of his lost time. I never
+saw so much time lost as in that household. Mr.
+Sinnach had no real occupation unless you count
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</span>fox-hunting, and between the hunts he showed no
+sense of rest. To me he was as gentle and harmless
+as a child. I sometimes thought his life was the
+life of a man who was followed, except there was
+nothing that would dare follow him in those woods
+and hill-sides, over which he was sovereign and squire.
+He never made the least inquiry as to the progress
+of his children’s lessons. Their sport alone interested
+him. I believe that the boys had never been punished
+for anything except for not riding straight or for spoiling
+a puppy. He must have been one of the world’s
+authorities on horses. Personally I had no interest
+in that direction except for a home for old bus-horses
+to which I used to subscribe. I once made this
+deserving charity the subject of conversation at
+dinner, but he only sniffed very fiercely and said
+“Dogsmeat! dogsmeat!” I am afraid I could
+guess what he meant, and it horrified me.</p>
+
+<p>He became a different character when the fox-hunting
+began. His step grew smarter and his
+hoarse voice could be heard roaring in the small
+hours before sunrise as he shouted to the grooms
+and hounds out of his window. The hunt used to
+arrive from all quarters and all the early morning
+there was pandemonium getting them started for the
+distant meet. How often I was awoken by their
+stamping horses! How often I listened to the yelping
+hounds as the huntsmen flicked them into seething
+order! At night the Master used to return wearied
+out in body but a raging lion in his heart. I could
+always tell whether success had attended him by the
+sound of his voice. After a blank day he would
+curse man and hound, but if Reynard was dead
+he would ride up to the house cheering like a schoolboy.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</span>His hatred for the fox was almost inhuman. He
+used to brandish some blood-stained relic of the
+unfortunate animal through the house. Sometimes
+he used its fresh pad to stir the wine for his friends.
+I always stayed upstairs when they were drinking
+orgies over their success. At first I was excited
+enough by what our Board School Inspector would
+have called “giving vent to the passions of Neolithic
+Man,” but it became monotonous in the hunting
+season. I lived, worked and felt well, but I rather
+lost the sensation of time. Time stood rather still
+at Gortinealy and typically indeed there was only
+one motionless hand hanging on the face of the old
+clock on the stairs. The only use for clockwork
+in that strange old house was for timing the length
+of their runs after the wretched foxes. The number
+of minutes in each run was carefully scribbled in
+some loose sheets of paper that were generally left
+between the leaves of the Family Bible. I found them
+there one afternoon and spent an hour pasting them
+neatly into a copybook. But the Master was wild,
+when he returned that night, and for the first and
+only time he used bad language to me personally.
+He questioned me very carefully. Why had I been
+opening the Family Bible? Had I read anything
+besides the records of family sport? Had I read
+the private family entries? and so forth, until my
+curiosity was thoroughly aroused. He seemed
+scarcely to believe my denial. When I tried to find
+the Bible the next day it had disappeared. It was
+not for two weeks that I found it by chance lying at
+the back of a shelf of books. I opened it at the flyleaf.
+There were columns of births, marriages, and deaths.
+The death column was curiously divided into two
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</span>sections and puzzled me. In some years there
+had been as great a mortality as fifty written in
+numbers, but I could not believe the clan was so
+considerable to include so many deaths. The other
+column was clear enough, a long list of ordinary
+entries. But two struck me with an odd thrill because
+I could not grasp their meaning:</p>
+
+<ul>
+<li> “Edward Sinnach—1848—killed by them.</li>
+<li> John Edward Sinnach—1871—killed and eaten.”</li>
+</ul>
+
+<p>This was all I had time to read before the Master
+came in and began looking furtively at the shelf
+behind which I had replaced the Bible. I spent the
+whole night lying awake and trying to think sense or
+read purpose into those words. I went to sleep with a
+mild conviction that my employer was the degenerate
+descendant of a remarkable missionary family, one
+of whom had been killed by the heathen in the forties
+and another a generation later had not only been
+killed but eaten, as the familiar rhyme puts it;</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent6">“By a cassowary</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">On the plains of Timbuctoo</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Prayer and Hymnbook too.”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>For nights I wept silently for those two uncanonised
+martyrs. I used to picture their travels and their
+adventures, their sermons and their catechisms, and
+in more terrible moments the details of their deaths.
+But in what countries were they killed? It could
+only have been in the Cannibal Islands. And
+naturally my mind, which always seeks facts perpetually,
+returned to the one awful question: “Was
+Edward eaten as well as John?” It so preyed
+upon my mind that I used to wake with the grim
+query on my lips. It was a month before I gained
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</span>additional information. I had asked the elder boy
+if he had ever seen his grandfather John. He replied
+that he had died when he was quite a baby and his
+father would never allow his name to be mentioned.
+I asked why? It was because he had died a disgraceful
+death. In a bed upstairs instead of in the hunting
+field or fighting or travelling abroad, like every other
+true member of the family. Of course this revelation
+put an end to my romance about a young and earnest
+missionary in the wilds of Africa and I could only
+conclude that Family Bibles, like so much else in
+Ireland, were used as vehicles for rather gruesome
+practical jokes.</p>
+
+<p>Winter was fully and icily fledged, and snow made
+a welcome variation to rain. The winds swept the
+last leaves off the trees and ripped open the loaded
+clouds till they dropped in hail and flake out of
+the firmament. But between frosts the hunting
+continued, for the Master seemed unable to sleep
+if he had failed to have a run in the day. I think
+he was only happy after he had seen a fox torn to
+shreds on the fangs of his hounds. One stormy
+evening he returned in a terrible humour. Though
+they had enjoyed a wonderful run the fox had escaped,
+and the Master alone of the hunt had returned
+furiously dissatisfied, railing and roaring. I heard
+him snarling up and down the long passage all that
+evening. When I chanced to pass him he lowered
+his head, it seemed to me shamefacedly. The boys
+crept away from him and came to hear me read stories
+in my own room. They were afraid of him, though
+in his way he was fond of them. The first time they
+had been in at the death of the fox he had gone wild
+with praise and had dabbled their faces with gore.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</span>He used to say that they had not been properly
+baptised till that moment, which made them his true
+children. I don’t believe he would have recognised
+them as legitimate if they had not been hard riders
+before they were out of their teens.</p>
+
+<p>On the following day there was a meet at the other
+end of the county, and the Master was out and riding
+long before I came down to breakfast. I remember
+hearing him shout to his hounds while I was still
+in bed, and their deep belling note in reply. I lay in
+a drowsy stupor, for sunrise was still two hours to
+eastward. Once again the house was full of stamping
+boots and clicketing spurs. Once again the old staircase
+creaked and rattled to the heavy sound of feet
+and I heard horses pawing the courtyard below.
+Then the whole party rode away, and I fell back into
+profound sleep. It was the last time that I ever
+slept in that terrible house at peace.</p>
+
+<p>When I came down in the morning the children
+were waiting for me, as chivalrous and charming
+as ever. They condescended to listen to all I had
+to say in defence of the awkward rules of spelling
+which govern the English language. They were
+curious children. I could not call them wise or
+foolish, backward or advanced. They had had no
+education and yet they were grown up. They were
+little savages outwardly and yet angels to me. My
+heart always reaches to them with a sudden ache.
+That day I gave them the last lesson I was ever to
+give them.</p>
+
+<p>All the morning the mist mildewed the window
+pane, slowly flushing the roof and choking the
+gutters and creating tiny waterfalls and leakages in
+every direction. I used to think that we were in that
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</span>part of the universe where the rain itself is brewed.
+The sound of water dripping or running filled every
+corner of the old house. It was one of those days
+which cause sympathy with Noah. The whole afternoon
+I spent blinking over a book before a fire in the
+hall, while the children sat round me in their charming,
+chattering way. It had been too wet for them to hunt
+that day and they were soon yawning. They made
+no objection when I seized a chance to send them
+to bed early. There was nobody in the house except
+the old cook, for the whole household had departed
+the previous night, including the old gardener, with
+spade and terrier, to be in time at the meet. Darker
+and darker grew the evening while the turf fire
+flickered brighter and brighter until it collapsed into
+a tiny avalanche of white ash. It was late when I
+finally lost the thread of my reading and was roused
+by suddenly hearing a long, distinct howl outside.</p>
+
+<p>I had passed so many months in the country
+listening to the same series of noise, the wind, the leaves,
+the birds of night or day and the rain, that I had
+become keenly sensitive or suspicious of the advent
+of a new sound. This was a wail such as I had never
+heard before. I listened again and caught the same
+curious shrieking. It was not, as I thought at first,
+a dog’s howling. It contained too wild a note. I
+could not guess what animal could have uttered it,
+but I sat assuring myself that wolves had been extinct
+for two hundred years in Ireland. I crept to the
+door, when the sound came again, and started down
+the long passage of the ground floor. I had not
+gone half-way when I heard a sound that thrilled
+the blood in my brain. It was not one howl but many,
+a horrible chorus that rose and rang, which neither
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</span>the wind nor the rain could drown. As the sound
+sank my courage sank with it. I began to shake
+like a reed and a gust of wind might have overthrown
+me. But I felt that I had to look out into the night
+to locate the source of the sound or I should never have
+slept. I entered the kitchen. The old cook had
+retired to bed and I was alone with only a wooden
+door between me and the outer court. I had the
+strength to struggle to the window and look into
+the night. It was not too dark for me to see that the
+place was alive with wild animals, a dozen, twenty,
+thirty lithe, slender creatures running round in a
+quivering, coiling crowd. When one halted all halted.
+When one raised his thin snout into the air and howled,
+every living animal howled in echo. All the Diplomas
+attesting my character for common sense could not
+prevent me dropping into a dead faint.</p>
+
+<p>It must have been an hour later that I was brought
+to my senses by a deluge of cold water. A sound of
+low voices hummed round me, and I heard an Irish
+voice say: “She must have taken it to heart, but
+there’s no harm done.” I was led slowly into the
+passage and to my own room, where I found to my
+surprise that the children were in an agony of grief.
+I strove to comfort them as well as I could. I pleaded,
+and told them stories, but it was all in vain. I had
+a vague feeling that they wept for me and because
+I had swooned in the kitchen. I had forgotten for
+the moment all that preceded the swoon. When
+I assured them that all was all right, they cried;
+“But no, Dad is dead, dead; fell from his horse and
+was found in the wood.” Then my memory began
+to start from its subconscious lair and I gradually
+remembered everything.... After putting them to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</span>bed I crawled into mine and remained there for that
+awful night. I could close my eyes but not my
+ears, and from time to time I heard the howling
+recommence outside. And within the house I heard
+the agitated steps of the servants and the men of
+the hunt, who had returned, bringing the Master’s
+body. They heard the howling as well as I did,
+for they stopped dead each time the wild sound
+recommenced. I knew then that I was not mad
+alone but that it was a house of the mad. Gradually
+the howling died down to a wail and passed away
+into the thin dark of the night. But I could hear
+men moving all night in the house, and when I came
+downstairs in the morning, lights were still burning
+in every room. Hunting men, men of the house
+and neighbours lay huddled in the arm-chairs just
+as they had ridden in from the previous day. With
+blazing fires and copious liquor they had kept grief
+or fear at bay during the night. I dared only then
+to look into the courtyard. It was empty!</p>
+
+<p>My nerves had suffered such a strain that I wished
+to return to England immediately, in spite of my
+affection for the children. But their grief for their
+father was pathetic and I decided to remain for a
+few days trying to soothe them one moment and to
+fit them into black cotton clothes the next. The
+remaining days I spent at Gortinealy brought me
+however a climax of unexplained mystery and horror.
+The body was being waked and I continually overheard
+the conversation of the servants and neighbours,
+who were camped in the house and making the fullest
+use of the cellars. I gathered that I was far from
+being the only one to have seen the uncanny visitors
+of the day. But the amazing thing was that they
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</span>seemed to have expected those wild howling animals
+as naturally as they expected the undertaker at the
+approach of death. All had seen or heard what I
+had heard or seen and yet nobody was going mad
+except myself. I heard one voice saying casually
+enough: “Aren’t they saying there’s no foxes in the
+other end of the county this fortnight? Every
+cover drawn blank and the old women saying all the
+foxes are gone to Gortinealy to see the old man dead!”</p>
+
+<p>Every night for nearly a week they waked the
+Master’s corpse, sitting and smoking in relays and
+telling tales of his great charity to his hounds and
+kindred spirits and of his prowess in the field from
+evening till dawn. I avoided what seemed to me a
+painful form of heathen orgies except one night when
+I was asked to look upon the poor Master’s face once
+more before it was lowered into the grave for ever.
+I could not refuse, and old Timotheus offered to take
+me into the big room where it was laid out in the
+sickly candlelight.</p>
+
+<p>We went down the creaking stairs and I peeped
+into half-darkness. The room gave me the feeling
+of being full of people or things. The candles had
+mostly guttered out but, when my eyes caught their
+focus, I thought at first that I saw mourners kneeling
+round the coffin, tiny, sharp-faced hob-goblins but no!
+they sprang up like noiseless and beautiful cats and
+leaped over the furniture and out of the open window
+into the courtyard. But they were not cats! I could
+make no mistake what they were, for too often I had
+seen their mangled pieces brought home after a day’s
+hunting. They were slender live foxes! wriggling
+through the furniture like maggots! God have mercy!</p>
+
+<p>Timotheus had dropped to his knees and was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</span>reciting prayers at fever heat. Not until the last
+vestige of fur had slipped from the room did I dare
+take even a first step forward. Timotheus rose
+and went before me, but I was not ready for the
+next shock. I saw him lean over the visage of the
+dead and stay riveted. I did not look myself, thank
+God! but I heard the words he gasped. It was
+only one sentence, the last words I heard in that
+terrible house, but they will be the last words I shall
+have the happiness and relief to forget if ever I lose
+my memory. For all that Timotheus let past his lips
+was: “Holy of Holy! but they have the face ate
+off him!”</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="INSPIRATION">
+ INSPIRATION
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>It was a long time before it dawned on Marmaduke
+McSmith that he must be an artist and a great one
+possibly. Unfortunately his profession was that
+of an undertaker’s clerk, which did not allow him all
+the leisure or any of the atmosphere necessary to
+greater kinds of writing. This was specially so during
+the bronchitis season. A writer: since his artistry
+almost necessarily took the form of pen and ink, for
+scrivener he was bred. Doubtless had he been
+educated to ply the brush on front doors or upon bath
+tubs his instinct would have turned toward portraiture.
+But the pen had been his technical medium
+and year after year he had written mortuary letters
+and filed the missives of mourners and the orders of
+the orphan. There was a faint suggestion of widows’
+houses about his ledger, and the tears of the fatherless
+had diluted his ink.</p>
+
+<p>All day he sat behind a curtain in the office of the
+old-established firm of Gammon and Hardwash. In
+the front window were two cremation urns, and like a
+relic of the past hung a large hatchment scrolled with
+an extinct coat of arms. Good taste combined with
+good business to keep all sight of coffins to the inner
+parlour. Not a hint was heard, not a funeral note.
+As befitted a member of the British Undertakers’
+Association, Marmaduke McSmith was deeply absorbed
+by the detail and technical knowledge of the burial
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</span>craft. The <i>Undertakers’ Journal</i> at his side seldom
+added a new detail or afforded a new suggestion to his
+mind. He read little else except the obituary notices
+in every morning paper. In this form he sipped his
+daily portion of the world’s news. His life was that
+of a booking clerk to Hades. But his proficiency
+delighted the customers, and his mastery of minutiæ
+edified Gammon and Hardwash. Envious clerks
+whispered that it was only a matter of half a century
+before he actually became a partner; coequal with
+Gammon, consubstantial with Hardwash!</p>
+
+<p>He had the true undertaker’s outlook. He often
+amused himself by measuring people with his eye in
+the street for their coffins or guessing straight off the
+style and class of funeral they could afford. He
+perceived the living world in the terms and catalogue
+of death. Oak and elm meant to him no stately
+foliaged trees but polished caskets underground. He
+had a marvellous mind for “ruffles and sheets,” for
+breastplates and handles, for cars and cortège. Happy
+it might be said was the corpse which received the
+funeral classified as “Class V Adults,” a form of
+mortuary pomp he had devised to the last detail. In
+the firm’s catalogue it was simply described as
+“Gammon and Hardwash’s Jubilee model,” for some
+of the leading ideas in the disposition of the cortège
+had been taken from an attentive study of the second
+Jubilee procession of Queen Victoria. It was a
+masterpiece of taste and economy and was referred
+to feelingly in the trade as “Mourner’s Pride.” It
+was a marvel that so young and inexperienced a man
+as Marmaduke McSmith should have devised the
+nonpareil of the undertaking world. He was assuredly
+intended for high place. He might be President of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</span>Undertakers’ Association yet. But all this was only
+the sepulchral gossip of the parlours, rumours caught
+on the chilly little winds that blow down the alleys
+of one Necropolis or another.</p>
+
+<p>In his way Marmaduke was developing into an
+artist. Whatever department he touched he adorned.
+He was given the delicate supervision of the Embalming.
+He promptly made himself adept in the theory
+and practice of human conserves. He was generally
+chosen to nick the wrists and groins of the dead before
+inserting the blood-pumping tube. His gestures were
+those of the cunning surgeon rather than the job
+butcher. He never lost dignity. He never allowed
+the embalming fluids to be spoken of as pickles!
+Then he was given the firm’s correspondence. All
+day he sat perusing the letters and orders that flowed
+as regularly as death into the letter-box of the firm,
+corpse measurements, sentimentalities, absurd requests
+for shells of sandalwood and silk and plush linings,
+dogs’ coffins, catafalques for favourite cats; all of
+which he read methodically and answered discreetly,
+practically and soothingly, and great was the business
+of Gammon and Hardwash. He wished that clients
+would write more sensibly and often imagined the
+brief and businesslike letters he would have written
+in their place. He possessed a neat pen, but it was
+a long time before it dawned upon him that it might
+be the pen of a great artist and that he must write
+about the living and not the dead.</p>
+
+<p>Had he lived in ancient Egypt when that country
+was possessed and ruled by one gigantic undertakers’
+trust, when embalmment was the national art, and
+literature found its outlet on the lids of coffins, he
+might have stayed in the business and realised himself
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</span>as an artist among the dead. But as he scribbled his
+first creative phrases on the backs of requiem and
+obituary cards and sketched his poetical drama in
+empty corners of his ledger he felt the overwhelming
+call to follow his Inspiration and cut adrift from this
+sepulchral business in which he felt he was being
+slowly buried. But it required pluck as well as
+decision to swim from his secreted moorings into the
+literary tide. He knew that he would be without
+cable or anchor and his eyes had often peered through
+the curtains on that haggard crowd of clerks and
+hacks and journalists making their way by day and
+by night towards Fleet Street and the great printing
+and publishing houses. He knew how much genius
+and inspiration had been gulfed in that stagnant
+Niagara. He knew those waters were oily with the
+midnight oil and that their eddies were lingering signs
+of the struggling writers who had sunk beneath the
+surface. Still the artist in him bade him go out and
+seek his Inspiration there. He felt confident of his
+ability to wear the Palm, but a little diffident of his
+enjoyment of the pains and penalties which crown the
+palmward path.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow he had saved enough to afford a three
+months’ lifebelt, while he took the risk. All Art is a
+risk. Perhaps the Artist represents the form that
+gambling takes among the immortal gods, who set
+the pieces of human life on the earth’s green baize.
+Perhaps it amuses them to lay odds on the Oddities of
+Life? Perhaps the gods have Favourites as much as
+the betting public? It is a gamble whether the
+divine fire can find itself. It was a risk whether in
+those three months he could catch anchorage, security
+or even success and literary position. But he shuddered
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</span>when he looked at the scurrying whirlpool of souls
+perhaps once as divinely inspired as he, caught
+now a hundred times more miserably in the shabby
+nets of underpaid slavery. There was a side to his
+nature which appreciated the dignity and seclusion
+of Gammon and Hardwash. On rainy days and in
+the bronchial season this was specially the case. The
+more unpleasant the weather, the snugger he kept
+himself in the little curtained parlour where he wrote
+and worked. Better be a dormouse hibernating
+warmly and well fed in his nest than a starving and
+unnoticed lion.</p>
+
+<p>He never took the plunge until he was inspired by
+Queenie Elkington to resign without asking pension
+or character from Gammon and Hardwash. They
+used to meet after work was over outside the Tube
+and sit together in eating-house corners and he used to
+read her his poetical drama. She listened wonderingly.
+She was full of admiration for his punctuation even.
+There was music in his commas and he could convey
+ecstasy with a semicolon. She was the kind of
+audience a writer loves, fair in every way.</p>
+
+<p>It was Queenie who persuaded him that he must
+suffer for his Art. Was starvation necessary? he
+asked her. She told him that any soul worth its
+mettle would welcome the pain of its enclosing body.
+Her words gave him vision and a direct metaphor
+from life. He felt that to cling to his present stability
+and petty comfort was stagnation and worse—embalmment!
+Just as grooms develop horse sense and
+equine features, so he was in danger of becoming a
+walking corpse. Undertaking is a mummifying profession.
+Sometimes he felt as though he were bound
+by invisible shrouds. And all the while Queenie was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</span>hinting liberty, offering to share her dressmaking wage
+with him and incidentally her starvation. He knew
+that her hours were twice his and her wage a half of his
+salary. Between his salary and her slavery a gulf
+indeed seemed to stretch. Slavery that was primitive,
+terrible, logical, and perhaps the only setting civilisation
+still had to offer the bulk of women. She was
+tempting him to abandon his steady stagnation and
+clutch the flying success to which she felt inspired to
+inspire him. And if he missed, she would slave for
+him. He hardly knew sometimes whether she was
+tempting or testing him. In the end he felt merely
+tired. Better be a starving poet, he felt, than a tired
+undertaker.</p>
+
+<p>The Artist’s head was lowered over his empty
+teacup and he murmured: “Will the London sparrows
+bring me bread or the ravens boil me tea?” A quick
+sheen danced through her eyes and into his, telling him
+how wonderfully he spoke words and prophesying the
+lightning that would be evoked by his writing in the
+future. The Artist could see his genius flashing under
+her eyelids and his epigrams unborn curling to her lips.
+Talking to her seemed to cause poetry to swim into
+his brain and he took the plunge. The old-established
+firm of Gammon and Hardwash regretted the departure
+of the most sepulchral and unlively of their assistants.</p>
+
+<p>As she had swayed him, so she buoyed him. Once
+he had made an Artist’s despairing gesture towards
+life and suffered himself to be carried along upon the
+tide, she attended to the rest. She toiled to make
+life in the single room of a tenement practicable. He
+wrote all day and rested wearily at night while she
+finished her over-work, not on the delicious teas of
+fifty years ago but on the black-stewed juice reboiled
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</span>from the night before. He generally had enough to
+eat, and the first poems and stories, that she placed for
+him with editors, served to stave off starvation. But
+starvation is not easily sated, and besides the Artist
+owed it to Humanity to devote his time to a great
+poetical drama. Like many of those whose lives are
+inspired with the enrichment of Humanity as a whole,
+humanity is forgotten at home. His Drama grew
+upon him and he no longer looked with pity into
+Queenie’s white face. Love even dwindled aside if
+not away. He looked to her greedily for food and
+inspiration. He used the light in her eyes like an
+invisible fire to ferment the images in his brain. As
+she grew whiter and thinner, his verbalisation increased
+and his pen glowed with the current of poetic drama
+he was laying upon sheet after sheet. Had he worked
+faster, perhaps she would not have had to live so long
+on half-rations. But the Artist took a slow, luxurious
+pleasure in his work, and she would not have had him
+hurried for worlds.</p>
+
+<p>By the time his Poetic Drama was complete their
+affairs were rather desperate. She took it out to
+market. It was one thing to find editors who did not
+mind throwing guineas like solitary bones to poets,
+but to find a manager willing to produce the most
+stupendous Drama of modern times was the quest of
+a lifetime, and her repeated suggestion that it was a
+lineal and lyrical successor to the works of Shakespeare
+fell on what might be called Baconian ears. One
+manager she was able to draw into discussion at least
+as to its merits, though he was amused at the idea of
+placing Drama before the public that was not only
+serious and poetic but beautifully written. He had
+produced the wildly successful Revue, “Moneytime is
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</span>Honeytime,” to say nothing of the winsome farce
+called “Blue-eye’s Eighth Husband.” He was a nice,
+oil-scrubbed gentleman with permanently waved black
+wire round his head. He was always kind to ladies on
+the ground that kindness should be reciprocal. On
+hearing her mention of Shakespeare he made a personal
+allusion to Romeo and Juliet which was lost on her.
+But he promised to read the Drama and make a decision
+on the morrow.</p>
+
+<p>Next day when she returned, he asked her to come
+to supper forthwith as an instalment of payment. In
+a frenzied moment she concluded that he intended to
+produce the Drama. As she ate his fresh food that
+evening, her wits gathered themselves out of weary
+hope and arranged themselves pleasantly on the hall
+steps of achievement. He made no remarks about
+the Drama, on which she could have passed an examination,
+having typed and overtyped and undertyped
+every line many times. He asked her how often she
+ate such a supper and whether she took champagne
+at breakfast, and finally if the dramatist was her
+husband. To all of which questions the answer was
+necessarily in the negative. Though he appeared
+satisfied, he proceeded to detail some of the possible
+expenditure needed to produce Poetic Drama on the
+English stage. It was a question of the expenditure
+to be lavished on a funeral. Great Drama was dead
+and Mr. McSmith’s Drama was great, he reasoned. He
+only wished he had the money to embalm such a
+Drama and keep it on the stage regardless of the
+public. The omen in his words unnerved her for a
+moment. A dead hand seemed to be stretched out of
+the undertaking past to crush the flower of the poetic
+present. Tears welled in her eyes and she looked
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</span>hopelessly at the Manager, who promptly judged that
+the appropriate moment had come to make acceptance
+of the Drama. He began discussing rehearsals and
+alluding to royalties, to all the details, the cabbages
+and kings of the Theatre, the chances of a king in a
+box at an opening night or of cabbages being thrown
+at the actors on the last. Nevertheless Mr. McSmith’s
+Drama was accepted. Thinking only of the Dramatist,
+she made a practical reflection as to the price to be
+paid him. “The price of what?” asked the Manager.
+“The price you would be willing to pay for the acting
+the drama?” He observed her coolly and observed:
+“What price would you pay us for producing it?”
+Then it was all trickery and deception! Was that
+cold face one of mockery or——? She rose to go.</p>
+
+<p>But he still fingered the manuscript and motioned
+her to stay. It was several minutes before she quite
+caught his drift. It struck her with a dim sickness at
+the back of her brain. Then he did expect such payment
+as she could make. The situation planted itself
+round her with ruthless logicality. Art needed a
+triangle for its woof to be woven. There was the
+Artist, there was his Inspiration and finally the medium
+by which his Art reached the world, whether it was
+publisher or picture-dealer or producer. Without each
+other they fell into nothingness. Queenie realised that
+it was not enough to have been the Inspiration. She
+must find the producer and unite all three as it were in
+her own person. Dramatic art could not live until the
+breath of production had been breathed into its verbal
+coils. Very simply and without tears she decided she
+must pay the producer, and returned, leaving the
+manuscript of the Drama at the theatre. She felt no
+resentment when she surrendered herself.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</span></p>
+
+<p>Late that night she told the man whom she had
+loved, and, what was greater, whom she had inspired,
+that his Drama had been accepted on its merits. Then
+followed days when they both battened on expectancy
+and drank the thin, vibrating wine of hope. Rehearsals
+drew near. Contracts appeared in black and white.
+Rehearsals were successful; and the first night blazed
+like a comet out of space, the night that affords a
+greater consummation to the Artist than to the lover.
+For the first night to the Dramatist is twofold. To
+him the acts of creation and of birth are simultaneous.
+Solemnly outwardly, and sinkingly within, Marmaduke
+McSmith sat through the hours listening to his own
+words trembling and tossing on the lips of the hired
+interpreters, while his songs were mercifully tempered
+by the slow thrill of the choric accompaniment. By
+his side sat the woman whose whole being had served
+to bring him to this accomplishment. Marmoreal was
+her countenance, but her eyes shone with the steady
+light of sapphires, the unalterable triumph of Art over
+chaos and night. His eyes glistened one moment like
+diamonds as panic swept through them and twitched
+the optic nerve, but the next moment they grew dulled
+and lulled with the auto-intoxication of pride. Queenie
+and Marmaduke watched and watched till all was
+sung or said and he suddenly caught a sweeter sound
+than even his own words—the repeated cheering of
+success. All was over! The critics were rushing to
+their inkpots, the first-nighters were moving towards
+supper and the Artist was receiving friends in his box,
+blown and bloated suddenly with the ovation of fame.
+The golden effluvia of compliments and applause
+bathed his hot brow. He struggled down to the
+stage puffed and bewildered; speechless save for the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</span>few words he was made to mumble through the blinding
+calcium.</p>
+
+<p>It was Fate that thrust him into the Manager’s room,
+where he had left his overcoat, and suffered him to
+receive one flashlight of Queenie Elkington. The
+Manager’s evil kiss was upon her marble cheek.
+Marmaduke blustered between them and dragged her
+home. He looked at the wretched woman trembling
+half in pride for him and half in shame for herself.
+Then he asked: “When did he start doing that?”
+The inspiration faded out of her eyes. “It wasn’t
+the first time, was it?” She answered him simply,
+“No, not the first time. He kissed me the day I
+brought him your manuscript.” The Artist searched
+furiously in her cloudless eyes and found nothing in
+the way of regret.</p>
+
+<p>The next weeks were carried breathlessly upon the
+Drama’s triumphant wings. Press reviews descended
+like a mist of coloured laudation. Resonant interviews
+swamped the thin stream of prickling criticism.
+The Artist really had no need to worry about his
+Inspiration. For the time fame was poured to him
+from silver flagons, and wealth handed up on a gold
+plate. Vanity of vanities! but all authorship becomes
+vanity. When the most beautiful member of the
+chorus knelt and kissed his hand he felt strangely
+moved. It was because his hand had written the
+Drama. Men thought it an honour and women
+thought it lucky to touch that hand, those inspired
+fingers. He was very pleased with the action of the
+chorus girl, and the following day he noted that she
+was fairly fair, and the week following that she was
+pretty pretty, so to speak. And the more he liked her,
+the angrier he felt with Queenie for letting the Manager
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</span>embrace her on that night of nights. It was rather
+bitter, but bitterness when it stays and curdles in the
+mind often brings about a decision. Perhaps it was a
+stroke of luck after all, for it dawned on his mind that
+he had a perfect excuse for leaving Queenie when he
+felt so inclined, and he told her so. He spoke to her
+as a father might speak to an erring daughter. She
+had served him well and he would always think kindly
+of her, but now that he was famous he could not afford
+to have his name connected with a woman who was
+susceptible to anything as vulgar as a theatrical
+manager. He was an Artist and he owed a duty to
+his Inspiration. He turned her out. His drama
+touched a hundredth performance that same night.</p>
+
+<p>She had no redress and she passed silently and
+whitely into the black roaring night, into the whirlpool
+above which she had sustained him in his months of
+obscurity. For the last time the light glittered in her
+eyes, though it met no response from his iris, which was
+blurred with a little red patch as he went his way,
+floating buoyantly, basking in a limelit sea, watching
+his own portentous shadow bulge in the theatric moonlight.
+He thoroughly enjoyed being the successful
+dramatic writer of the day. He was very agile at
+bearing the Palm. Actors and Managers came buzzing
+and puffing round him, pleading and imploring him to
+write another play. It was weeks before he consented
+even to return to work. It was without misgiving
+eventually that he dipped pen into the silver inkstand
+presented by the staff after the five hundredth performance;
+the pen by the way tipped with a real ruby,
+the grateful tribute of the Chorus. For inspiration
+there was the new beloved practising steps in a Poiret
+gown on his expensive Persian carpet. Yet it was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</span>not all as inspiring as might have been expected. The
+Artist wrote phrases at intervals and the week’s work
+filled many sheets, but too often he found himself
+chewing the ruby knot at the end of his pen. Then
+he would call the chorus girl to his knee and peer into
+her eyes, which were lit with artificial radiance. They
+lacked the stellar light which used to beckon him
+from Queenie’s orbs. He looked in them and always
+saw the fiery fume of his own pleasure. There was
+nothing mysterious or new, nothing that he did not
+know before. He never saw the shapes he used to see
+of dreams personifying in his partner’s eyes. But
+on the material side he was much better off. He
+drank Tokay instead of tea, and ate fresh caviare
+instead of stale seed cake. And he twirled his pen
+and his hair and the chorus girl in turns. And nothing
+very wonderful happened on paper. He was still
+twirling all three a year later when his first drama had
+been given a rest on the stage and managers were
+asking anxiously and then angrily why he had not
+filled his contract to write another. He had thought
+he was safe in giving himself a year to write and he
+had written reams, but he did not dare show them to
+the managers. Compared to the first it was merely
+corked wine.</p>
+
+<p>He felt that he needed a rest and the inevitable and
+harassing month on the Riviera followed. The chorus
+girl died of influenza in an hotel after losing six months’
+royalties for him in the local Casino. When he
+returned to London he found he was in debt and that
+his furniture was being sold out of his flat. He sat
+down to twirl pen and thumbs again, but only
+succeeded in breaking the encrusted ruby off his penholder
+with exasperation. Eventually he mislaid it.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</span>It was found next morning and safely placed in a
+pawnbroker’s safe by a careful charwoman. The
+silver inkpot had become caked with the ink which
+flowed in but not out. Hours he passed staring
+blankly into blank paper and trying to crush the half-formed
+answers to the eternal query why could he not
+write another Poetic Drama as beautiful and as
+wonderful as the first. But the fire was gone and he
+could not catch the wistful pleasantry which the
+critics were fond of divining in his lyrics. It would
+not come to the surface of his mind as it had, when he
+lived humbly and cheaply, lacking all that he now
+enjoyed in such abundance. As though abundance
+can ever be enjoyed, as cats drowning in cream have
+never failed to observe. He lacked nothing now
+except perhaps the one thing necessary!</p>
+
+<p>At last he arose darkly and miserably in the night.
+There was nothing left to be done but to wander forth
+in search of his lost Inspiration. He felt leaden-footed
+and soiled in the soul. If his mind still moved
+it was like a hobbledehoy and no longer a Pegasus. He
+started in mad search for what he had lost. He swam
+into the first dance hall and listened to the jazz-rhythms
+with their slow and broken cross-ripples. He watched
+the undulating shoulders of the dancers as they circled
+and cross circled. But neither rhythm nor song did they
+lend him. Then he passed into a drinking cabaret
+and began sipping the yellow and pink-coloured
+mixtures called cocktails which are to true wine as
+mosaics are to real sculpture. But again he found no
+release. In vain he drank unintoxicating intoxicants,
+quenchers that proved unquenching, potations that
+were impotent, and the chill, stupefying drench which
+neither cheers nor inebriates and is called wormwood.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</span></p>
+
+<p>The Artist was at the end of all artificial expedients,
+and it was very late when he came to close truths with
+himself, and walked deliberately toward the mean
+street where he believed Queenie was living. He had
+left her with enough to live on and paid the rent on
+their old lodging for a year in advance. He crept into
+the ghastly tenement building. He knocked and
+knocked vainly. There was no answer. He leaned
+miserably against the door and it swung open. He
+slipped into the foul passage and stood before the
+single room in which his first Drama, his masterpiece,
+had been written. It was tightly closed, but the lock
+snapped under his thrust. He felt resentful against
+the room and against the woman whom he had left
+there, and resentful against himself, for an Artist only
+hates himself when he realises that his Art has deserted
+him. A stale odour and a dead draught met him as
+he entered. He called and there was no answer. He
+knew his way round the room in the dark and he
+groped in the corner for the gas jet. He turned it
+on, but it made no lucent response to a lighted match.
+The gas meter was empty and then he noticed that he
+had turned the gas off instead of on. He twisted it
+back and forward. By the light of a second match he
+looked round the room and his eyes fell on the bed
+where his Inspiration lay cold and self-slain before
+her time.</p>
+
+<p>In a moment all his ambition and hope seemed
+to be turned off as completely as the gas. He was
+where he was before he met Queenie Elkington. He
+turned and shuffled back to his flat. He knew now
+that the virtue had gone out of him, and why. The
+Artist in him shrivelled into the undertaker’s clerk.
+He sat down before the ink-crusted silver inkstand
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</span>and began writing on a blank sheet slowly in
+scrivener’s copperplate. He wrote to order the
+most beautiful coffin procurable. It must be made
+of scented wood and lined with silk, and the fittings
+must be of solid silver. In it he explained that
+he intended to bury all that was precious to
+him, his guardian angel in the past, what might
+have been his ambition in the future, and the
+Inspiration which had forsaken him in the present.
+And this pathetic letter he sealed and addressed to
+the old-established firm of Gammon and Hardwash.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="BALTHASAR_THE_CRUEL">
+ BALTHASAR THE CRUEL
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Don Balthasar was called the Cruel for a number
+of very satisfying and respectable reasons.
+As a child he had flayed a live monkey,
+which had been brought to amuse him in an ebony
+cage. And he had been fond of biting off the heads
+of singing birds or slipping hot needles into their
+eyes according as he wished to make them sing or not.
+Arrived at the age of discretion, he showed his
+seriousness of purpose by taking a breakneck journey
+across Spain without sleep and almost forfeiting
+his meals in order to be in time for the execution of
+his illegitimate brother. His hands had so often
+failed of killing him that he was seized with the idea
+of making his eyes at least fratricidal. But Don
+Balthasar was always morbid.</p>
+
+<p>On the other hand he showed some remarkable
+traits. His restless energy was an example to the
+lethargic princelets by whom his boundaries were
+neighboured. In the infliction of pain or the pursuit
+of domestic vengeance he would endure what only
+the bravest and strongest would dare. He had a
+fine sense of the rules of chivalry and his discrimination
+in matters of taste was never challenged. When
+he said a ruby was a ruby, it was not disputed even
+in the Orient; and for sign of his passionate hobby
+toward precious stones he wore a large ruby in his
+iron helm about as large as a cuckoo’s egg dyed in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</span>carmine. He personally supervised the cutting and
+trimming of the velvet vestments used in his private
+chapel. His chapel was decorated with an excruciating
+picture of Saint Bartholomew the Apostle being
+deprived somewhat reluctantly of his apostolic skin.
+And Don Balthasar’s clothes kept busy several
+Moorish haberdashers during the greater part of the
+year.</p>
+
+<p>He had peculiar notions as to property, particularly
+towards what had ceased to be his property or had
+ever been dignified by his ownership. For instance,
+he aped the royal Castilian etiquette, which allowed
+no lesser man to bestride a horse that had once been
+ridden by a King of Spain or to marry even a forgotten
+and abandoned lady love who had once enjoyed the
+royal embrace. Don Balthasar, once at the end of a
+long siege discovering in his net a damsel, whom he
+had seduced in boyhood, comfortably married to a
+burgess of the fallen town, insisted on strangling him
+with his own hands that he might realise how high an
+honour the unfortunate burgess had presumed to
+pay himself. The burgess who had been found
+in possession of the Don’s discarded romance died
+in the market-place with his broken eyeballs staring
+into the quaint features of Don Balthasar called
+the Cruel, who considerately provided him with a
+funeral furnished neither above nor below his rank.
+What time he could spare from the adornment of
+his person or the adjustment of etiquette he devoted
+to the beleaguerment of Castles upon which he or
+his ancestors had the shadow or phantom of a claim.</p>
+
+<p>At the moment of writing he was engaged in laying
+close siege to the Castle of his arch-enemy Don Ximenes.
+His tactical array resembled rather a game of chess
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</span>than one of those conflicts of sanguinary hordes
+into which the beautiful mediæval science of war
+developed. Don Ximenes was not in his lair, for
+Don Balthasar had been conveniently apprised
+of his secret absence on a neighbouring campaign
+to which Don Balthasar had not been invited. He
+could not lose the opportunity to bring two thousand
+men against Don Ximenes’s Castle, which was in those
+days of supreme fortification adequately held by the
+Seneschal and twelve men. When walls were impenetrable
+and ramparts unassailable except by the
+slow poising and escalading of ladders, they were
+sufficient to ward and defy a host. The Castle of
+Don Ximenes was as solidly built and magnificently
+engineered as any Castle in Spain, which was saying
+a great deal. It was originally a Moorish stronghold.
+The great dungeon-keep covered one side
+of the quadrangle. It was crenellated and thinly
+slashed with murderous arrowholes. The other three
+sides were flanked at each corner by turrets massively
+gathered to each other by a fortified passage running
+round the whole rampart. The dry moat was cut
+out of the quick rock. Across the moat rose a bridge
+like the hump of a donkey’s back and protected by a
+barbican. The angles and embrasures commanded
+and cross-commanded every approach. While the
+Seneschal watched from the top of the keep, two
+men held each turret, three remained in the barbican
+and three took turns to sleep. The Seneschal had
+no more than enough men and provender to hold
+the Castle for Don Ximenes, and it was weary work
+peeping over the ramparts at every move made by
+the redoubtable Don Balthasar.</p>
+
+<p>Don Balthasar with his masses of fresh troops
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</span>attacked or feigned attack at all hours, even at night
+when his camp fires blazed red with feasting and
+revelry. Each time an alarm was given by lighting
+a torch at the menaced turret, the Seneschal would
+collect the sleepers and hurry them as a reserve to the
+ramparts to meet each successive attack. Every
+third or fifth day there was a general attack and a
+number of surprise attempts to hook scaling ladders
+to some unwatched portion of the wall. With poles
+and sledge-hammers the Seneschal and his faithful
+few dislocated or smashed the feelers of the prying
+ladders as fast as they appeared above the walls.
+But day was as weary as night, and only the obstinate
+loyalty of the Seneschal made the hours pass
+without question or murmuring among his men.
+His determination was unflexed. Everything he could
+possibly value was at stake: the impregnable old
+keep in which he had been reared as a child, his
+loyalty to his lord, and incidentally his own wife and
+daughter who, unknown to the besiegers, were helping
+to consume his slender store behind the walls. It
+was a strong satisfaction to him to know that ten feet
+of masonry lay between their charms and Balthasar
+called the Cruel.</p>
+
+<p>The Castle possessed all the strength and subtlety
+of construction and design that Moorish and Gothic
+architects could give after handling and remodelling
+each other’s work. Don Balthasar found it quite
+impossible to take it by assault and sat down in
+permanent circumsession. Within, there was enough
+to tide them over until Don Ximenes’s return, provided
+he returned with the New Year. But occasionally
+the Seneschal caught sight of a lean look. While
+the camp echoed with revelry and the air was thick
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</span>with the steam of feasting, none of the besieged ever
+ate to satisfy or drank into the delicious preludes
+of intoxication. And there was a constant lack of
+sleep, which is a great subduer of grumbling and
+tedium. But no suspicion of the garrison’s loyalty
+ever glided through the mind of the Seneschal. He
+would not allow the possible fall of the Castle to dwell
+in his mind. He only looked forward to the day
+of triumph when the portcullis would be drawn and
+the Don Ximenes enter into his keep as inviolate
+as upon the day he had left it. If the Castle fell—well,
+there was nothing worse that Don Balthasar
+surnamed the Cruel could do to him.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless murmuring had arisen and sometimes
+was hardly hushed before the sore-tried Seneschal
+stumbled into hearing. Though the besiegers were
+making no progress, time was; and time was on
+the side of Don Balthasar. To the garrison it became
+acutely clear that their days were shortened. There
+was enough provender for a month or for three months
+of semi-starvation. Two grim days already appeared
+on the horizon: the day when the Seneschal would
+announce half-rations and the day when, drowsy
+with hunger, they would be surprised and one turret
+would be taken and occupied with fresh troops, who
+would pour like a Moorish poison through the passages
+and into the stony veins of the Castle until
+every corner was captured. The Seneschal would
+undoubtedly fight to the end. When they had
+filled their tiny tasks they would perish like pawns.
+The life of foot soldiers was not sweet in Old Castile,
+but it was thought by their lords to be much sweetened
+by a death in their private service and defence. They
+could but accept their approaching fate with the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</span>devotion of feudal hirelots. It was already a matter
+of weeks or even days, and meantime Don Balthasar’s
+banners flaunted the landscape. He was only waiting
+for the first sign of weakness to show itself, if not
+in the fortifications, at least in the less enduring
+minds of men.</p>
+
+<p>The weak spot in the garrison manifested itself
+one evening as the tired Seneschal was dragging
+himself to his place of rest. The best prospect before
+him was a name among those who had served their
+lords to the death. The garrison had less rosy
+expectation in the memories of Spanish chivalry.
+They would be forgotten.... Two men-at-arms
+stood in the Seneschal’s roadway. They had spent
+the day guarding one of the turrets and they had
+come to tell him simply that they were going to
+mutiny. Knowing how essential they were to the
+defence, they had no fear of instant execution. The
+Seneschal might as well surrender the Castle forthwith
+as dispense with their services. The Seneschal bowed
+his grey face. Tired as he was, he still struggled
+for time and thought and breath. He told them
+that, if they wished to mutiny, the Castle could no
+longer be held and he would send them over the
+ramparts to announce the surrender to Don Balthasar
+the following morning. He only asked them to keep
+their share of the watch that night. The morrow could
+care for the morrow. His only present endeavour was to
+hold the Castle for that night. The mutineers appeared
+to refuse his courteous offer, for they stood shaking
+their heads in an awkward way. Then they spoke.</p>
+
+<p>They were not mutinying with any desire to save
+their skins. Least of all did they wish to join
+Balthasar or put him in possession of the Castle. They
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</span>were loyal men and true to their lord. The Seneschal
+gave them an ironical glower. They were ready to
+fight to the end, they continued to observe. They
+only asked for a little consolation in the last days of
+their lives. They insisted that they were loyal and
+true to the great law which bound men of valour to
+their lords. And they would yet obey the Seneschal
+in all matters except perhaps where a stronger than
+military custom constrained their souls. This was
+all pointless speech, and the Seneschal made a sign
+to express that he thought so. However, they
+mentioned their readiness to fight to the end on
+condition that their last hours were sweetened with
+love. Their tranquil smile hardly seemed to clash
+against the Seneschal’s baffled misunderstanding.
+He, poor man, was feebly perplexed. If they had
+asked for a larger ration of bread or wine he would
+gladly have reduced that of his own family to satisfy
+them. But they might as well have asked him for
+the excitements of the chase or the luxuries of the
+Moorish bath within the Castle’s narrow world. For
+a moment they seemed to him mad; rendered mad
+by the rigours of the siege. His next hope was that
+they would fight the better for being insane. But
+what a moment to think of love! And he answered
+them with a kind laugh:</p>
+
+<p>“Would that I could satisfy your wishes, my
+dear children, but you must not ask for a well of wine
+in the desert or for loaves to rain from heaven. Love
+will come to you some day among the beautiful girls
+of the town when Don Ximenes has returned to his
+own. Come, return to your noble duty, and some
+of the best wine will be served you on the morrow.
+Oh, my children.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</span></p>
+
+<p>“But we do not need your red wine,” replied
+the mutineers. “If we are to die, we prefer we
+should drink something better than red wine.”</p>
+
+<p>“My children, I would not hesitate if by opening
+my purse or my veins I could furnish you with a
+wine worthy of your valour during this siege. If
+I could encourage you to hold out against Don Balthasar,
+there is nothing that I would not promise
+you. And my word is true as you have always
+known.”</p>
+
+<p>“We do not ask for promises or words. We would
+prefer to accept what you have to offer on the spot.”</p>
+
+<p>“But I have nothing, my children, except what
+you know is in the store. If these are our last days
+(which may the Most Serene Virgin otherwise dispose!)
+at least you shall feed and drink well.”</p>
+
+<p>But the mutineers still looked at him with their
+dull stare. “Well, in the Holy Virgin’s name,”
+shouted the Seneschal, “what do you want?”</p>
+
+<p>“We want love, and if you will allow us a little
+share of love we will hold the Castle with you till
+the last of us is killed. It will not be well for any
+of us to fall alive into the hands of Don Balthasar.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, make love,” murmured the tired Seneschal,
+“make love and be happy.” And he turned slowly
+away. “But where will you find love in this prison
+of stone?”</p>
+
+<p>“We thought it convenient as well as pleasant
+to offer our courteous love to your family.”</p>
+
+<p>The poor Seneschal’s face turned ashen; “You
+mean my daughter as the price of remaining at your
+duty?” And his determination to hold the Castle
+at all costs received a fiercer blow than any that had
+been dealt by the enemy. But still his staggering
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</span>mind was essaying how to hold on and on. The
+mutineers came to his rescue when words failed him.</p>
+
+<p>“We are willing that you choose upon which one
+of us you will bestow your daughter.”</p>
+
+<p>“And will you return to your duties if I bestow
+her on the morrow?” he asked. The Seneschal’s
+word was good and they saluted him with their swords.</p>
+
+<p>“You shall have her,” groaned the unhappy man,
+as he laid his hand upon the younger and fresher
+of the two, “but if the God of Castile and the Most
+Serene Virgin suffer me to bring this Castle through
+the siege I will not spare you.”</p>
+
+<p>The mutineers laughed; “Be not troubled. Our
+days shall end long before Don Ximenes returns.
+Don Balthasar will see to that.” The younger one
+added: “When may I make the acquaintance of
+the beautiful daughter you have promised me?”</p>
+
+<p>“On the morrow,” hissed the Seneschal; “have
+I not said it? I cannot disturb her this night.” The
+mutineer returned to his turret. His companion
+remained bulking in the narrow stone passage.</p>
+
+<p>“And I, my master, must my last days be passed
+without love or solace because my companion in arms
+has borne less years of fighting and has less scars
+to show in his boy’s face?”</p>
+
+<p>“Come,” murmured the exhausted Seneschal,
+“That is no reason for leaving the ramparts. You
+are a fine battle-pocked warrior and you could not
+spend your last days more happily than by facing the
+army of Don Balthasar.”</p>
+
+<p>The grisled warrior seemed to hesitate over what
+was most likely to felicitate his last days on earth.
+Then he spoke quite abruptly: “Give me your
+wife and I will fight better.” It was like saying
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</span>“check” to a chess player playing with members of his
+own family instead of wooden pieces. The Seneschal
+bowed his head in utter despair and the other slowly
+turned his back. His nod was as good as his word
+under the circumstances. At that moment a torch
+flared from the central keep, and the Seneschal rushed
+to the scene of attack hurrying his reserves on the
+way. A frontal attack was being made in full
+force and he rushed from turret to turret shouting
+hoarse commands and disengaging the cruel little
+hooks and feelers, that were pushed over the walls,
+with his own hands. Never had the garrison fought
+so magnificently. The intrepid coolness and energy
+of the two mutineers was beyond praise or emulation.
+They fought with their hands, their feet and their
+toes, hacking, pushing, kicking, and biting, now
+in one corner and now in another. With their bare
+hands they uprooted ladder after ladder and with
+swift leverage hurled clusters of men headlong into
+the hard dry moat. The Seneschal caught sight
+of the pair at moments and his loyal, long-tried heart
+was at rest.</p>
+
+<p>The attack died down with severe loss to Don
+Balthasar. The garrison had reason to feel pleased
+as they snatched portions of rest during the night.
+The Seneschal reposed in the bosom of his family.
+He was weary unto death, but he felt unable to sleep.
+At the back of his mind throbbed the safety of the
+Castle. It was his main preoccupation, and it still
+gripped him in spite of the new bitterness, which
+underlay his thought like a festering toothache.
+“No, it was monstrous, unheard of in the annals
+of war and chivalry, that he should sacrifice his daughter
+and his wife!” He moaned in agony. Beside him
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</span>lay his wife, the long brown hair across her face.
+He sat up in his leathern armour as stiffly as though
+another attack had been signalled. Slowly he recollected
+that he had given her away with his word....
+At that moment his daughter sighed in her sleep,
+and he cried aloud once more. Did loyalty to his
+lord demand that he leave nothing undone even to
+his own undoing? Must he give wife and daughter
+like provender into the jaws of those who were defending
+his lord’s castle? It was unutterable, unspeakable,
+unbelievable. Who would help him in
+his biting loneliness, when he could not even think
+of a road out or even of words in which to pray?
+Unthinkingly he muttered aloud “Most Serene Virgin!
+A thousand candles and a pilgrimage to St. James of
+Compostella.” Then silence fell, and the weary
+Seneschal felt an unanswered prayer eddying in his
+empty heart. To whom could he turn in his distress?
+His dear lord was far away. He would never see him
+again. Again he cried to the Virgin, and again silence
+followed his cry. He shivered with fear and fury.
+He swayed miserably to and fro on his knees. If
+he slept not, he would scarce be able to fight on the
+morrow. A thousand curses that his last days on
+earth should be embittered beyond the endurance
+of the loyal and the deserts of the faithful. At one
+time he began to despair. Perhaps it would be better
+to hurl himself off the ramparts and let his dead body
+announce the end of the siege to Don Balthasar the
+next morning. No, that would leave wife and daughter
+to the mutineers. He pulled himself to the top of
+the mighty keep. There were the flickering lights of
+Don Balthasar’s camp. Would the Serene and Holy
+Virgin make no answer, give no sign to one so fiercely
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</span>tried? He had dedicated his daughter a hundred
+times to the Immaculate Serenity. Well, what was
+the use, if she could do nothing to save her child?
+He began to expostulate with the Blessed Virgin and
+reasonably. Could she do nothing with all the armies
+of Heaven recognising her as their Commandress?
+He scolded her with the childlike faith of the mediæval
+warrior, who saw the Virgin like the Tournament
+Queen learning over heavenly barriers and deeply
+interested and concerned in all the affairs of heart
+and chivalry on earth. “Take or abandon her,”
+the Seneschal shouted into the night, “you know
+best, most sweet and serene Lady, whether she shall
+be yours or for Don Balthasar. If you will not
+save her I will give her to him called ‘The Cruel!’”
+He lifted his waving hands to Heaven as a man carried
+down a whirlpool. Not a star fell. No vision
+appeared.</p>
+
+<p>His mind was now set and he returned to the
+armoury, pulled a vellum leaf out of a Breviary and
+began writing a letter to Don Balthasar. Anything
+rather than throw his daughter to the lout on the
+ramparts. The Don was a Cavalier and a great
+gentleman of Spain. He began scratching the titles
+of Don Balthasar in the fullness of all the laudatory
+etiquette of the time. Then he explained that two
+of his soldiers had mutinied, which placed the Castle
+in Don Balthasar’s hands whenever it should seem
+agreeable to him. He begged Don Balthasar to
+understand that he was not surrendering the Castle
+of his lord foolishly or fearfully. The mutineers with
+Moorish impudence had demanded his wife and
+daughter as the price of keeping their place on the
+ramparts. He ventured to place the matter before
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</span>the august eyes of Don Balthasar himself, who, as
+the paragon of chivalry and loyalty and such matters
+in Spain, could advise his troubled servant whether
+loyalty to his family or to his lord came first, and
+whether he was bound to persevere at the price of
+offering his wife and daughter to these foul mutineers.
+He appealed to Don Balthasar for a ruling. He
+would bow to his decision.</p>
+
+<p>He carefully sealed the letter with his lord’s seal,
+and went on the ramparts. He lit and waved a torch
+with slow movements in sign of parley or surrender.
+He was quickly noticed, and Don Balthasar’s secretary
+approached with an escort. The Seneschal threw the
+letter over the ramparts and staggered back to rest.
+A whisper passed through the Castle.</p>
+
+<p>In the morning the garrison were not surprised to
+see an unarmed company approaching the barbican
+waving the personal standard of Don Balthasar.
+The Seneschal himself descended from his watchpoint
+on the keep and leaning through the crenellations
+picked a letter from the top of a spearpoint. He
+read it slowly and its purport burst like the first
+glimpse of harbour on the eyes of the shipwrecked,
+for Don Balthasar commended his loyalty and fidelity,
+and was grieved to hear that two of his soldiers had
+mutineered and shown a lesser sense of loyalty to
+their lord. He considered that the terms they had
+offered their Seneschal were arrogant and outrageous,
+and foul beyond the foulness of the pit. He wished
+the Seneschal to mind not their threats, but to let
+them both desert to his camp. He gave his word
+that their desertion would not afflict the Seneschal
+in a military sense. Let him send them under safe
+conduct forthwith.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</span></p>
+
+<p>The mutineers were waiting in their turret when
+the Seneschal reached them. They had watched the
+coming of the embassage eagerly, and doubted not
+that the Seneschal had made a desperate bid for
+terms to save the Castle now he knew he could hold
+it no longer. Ineffectually for certain. With his
+prize in his jaws Don Balthasar was not the one to
+let it drop for a kiss given to his greedy cheeks. They
+awaited the Seneschal as the player who has called
+Checkmate and knows that any further struggle
+is useless. The Seneschal showed neither levity nor
+seriousness in his face. He spoke gently and firmly
+as though he was discussing some minute part of their
+routine. “My children, you have against all your
+loyalty to your lord offered to mutiny and go over
+to Don Balthasar unless I give you my wife and
+daughter. I have decided to surrender the Castle
+rather than allow such a misery to be inflicted upon
+me, and I bid you accompany Don Balthasar’s men and
+tell that great and terrible lord that I can no longer
+defend the Castle and will accept his commands.
+Go!”</p>
+
+<p>The mutineers looked up with angry surprise.
+They felt they were being cheated out of their rights,
+out of their agreement, out of their pleasure. They
+had expected the immediate fulfilment of their demand.
+At any rate the siege was over. They could only
+rejoice that their weariness was at an end, though
+they would have preferred a few more weeks’ fighting,
+lightened as they had hoped by the wicked debauchery
+they had devised at their unfortunate Seneschal’s
+expense. For one baffled moment they hesitated.
+But the Seneschal had left them no choice, and they
+turned to accept the freedom they had not desired.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</span>They walked on to the ramparts amid their scowling
+comrades and lowered themselves with a rope that
+the Seneschal grimly held for them. With a malevolent
+grin they slid down into their new allegiance.
+At least they would be fed well that night, when they
+brought Don Balthasar good news. They marched
+away stretching their cramped legs between the
+riders who had come to meet them. Within an hour
+they stood before Don Balthasar called the Cruel.
+He did not waste his time with them. He mentioned
+his detestation of all kinds of disloyalty, especially
+to an absent lord. He showed no surprise or gratitude
+on hearing that the Castle was now within his reach.
+To their terror-struck excitement they learnt that
+the terrible one had been informed of the predicament
+in which they had placed the loyal Seneschal. He
+briefly informed them that he was unwilling to profit
+by so base an action even if it did place the Castle
+in his power. The mutineers stared at him with
+dull amaze.</p>
+
+<p>The Seneschal was more agreeably surprised an
+hour later when he saw a scaffold being erected in
+front of the barbican, and his two defaulters being
+bound and deliberately executed. A roar of laughter
+and derision rose from the Castle walls. It was
+almost worth the surrender to enjoy so majestic a
+jest on the part of Don Balthasar. With parched
+throats and weary lungs the garrison shouted <i>Vivas</i>
+to Don Balthasar’s name. As for the Seneschal, he
+could only utter delirious thanks to the Virgin, who
+had delivered him so mightily from domestic shame
+and agony. She had strange and devious ways,
+the <i>Serenissima</i>, for coming to the rescue of her clients.
+This was really her most brilliant master-stroke!</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</span></p>
+
+<p>The Seneschal laughed his first laugh during the
+siege, and he was still smiling when the riders of
+Don Balthasar again approached the barbican waving
+the signal of parley. It must be for the final surrender
+of the Castle, thought the Seneschal. Sadly he picked
+the letter of summons from the tip of the spearpoint
+handed to him.</p>
+
+<p>He broke the heavy seal and coloured cord fastening
+the vellum. It brought him the greeting of his enemy,
+who further made plain his great regret that contrary
+to the laws of war he had killed two of the garrison
+after they had left the Seneschal under his safe conduct.
+But he had done what he thought was due to himself
+and to the honour of all Christian princes. Treachery
+among men-at-arms could not be too speedily or sternly
+punished. But lest he had taken any unfair advantage
+of the heroic garrison he was sending two suitable
+men-at-arms to take the place of the mutineers!
+By their fidelity to himself they were sworn to fight
+exactly as the Seneschal disposed and directed them.
+There was no doubt! Two stalwarts were waiting for
+admittance at the barbican and their escort was already
+riding away. And the letter was signed in the big,
+gawky lettering of Don Balthasar himself who was
+called the Cruel!</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="A_SAVING_PHANTASM">
+ A SAVING PHANTASM
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>When they parted they parted good friends.
+Gregory Cappleston was more than a gentleman.
+He was very affluent; and he refused
+to let Matilda Bryant suffer financially by his marriage.
+He was bound to marry to keep up the grand old
+name of Cappleston. Aunts, aged and dowager,
+expected him to marry if he was to expect anything
+from them. He was a rough-and-ready fellow, Gregory
+Cappleston. At the University he was called “Cobblestones.”
+He wanted to be kind, but he did not cause
+particularly smooth-going to those who came his way.
+He found it hard to leave the woman who had lived
+with him since Oxford days, but it was harder to find
+a wife and tie himself to her for the rest of his days.
+Matilda felt this turn in her life hardest, but she
+suppressed the sighs of her soul even when she read
+Gregory’s engagement in that column of marriages
+and engagements of the <i>Morning Post</i> which may far
+more truly be called one of agony.</p>
+
+<p>Still, she ought to have been preparing for the
+wrench for years. Presumably she had known other
+men before, and should have experienced the circumstantial
+shock of a thoughtless man’s thought-out
+departure. Cappleston never imagined her pained
+for a moment. He was not insensitive, however, to
+her genuine grief when he cheerfully announced the
+settlement he had made on her. Nobody can live on
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</span>a woman’s love for many years without responding
+to some of the myriad ripples of her inmost thought.
+True, that with tragedy they become confused and
+break off, and on the sand of hardship they are stayed
+and disappear. But in the spectroscope of Matilda’s
+mind a real love for the man, with whom she had
+contracted herself quarterly for the last three years,
+shone white. If the colours of her aura could have
+been analysed, there would have been found no red
+tinge of malice therein, no green line of jealousy, no
+purple splosh of hate. The white soul is rare even
+among good and virtuous women.</p>
+
+<p>She loved Gregory sufficiently not to wish him to
+sacrifice his life to her. She was incapable of a scene.
+She loved him enough to love herself for her own
+self-suppression. She felt as though she were giving
+her soul an opiate with a steel needle. It was so like
+him to make over a lump sum to her without noticing
+the lump in her throat. He kissed her for the last
+time, and she wished him happiness in marriage as
+few mothers have wished their own beloved sons.
+As she walked out, he felt sorry, but not sorry in
+another way, that he would see her no more. That
+was in the letter and the spirit of their agreement.
+She had played the game, he reflected. And he was
+certain that he had, too. He was a Cappleston!</p>
+
+<p>The marriage was a great success. How could it
+be otherwise? The pandemonium of an advertised
+social event, the honeymoon reflected in the <i>Daily
+Mirror</i>, the town house purchased from the dissolving
+partnership of the Plantagenet-Goldenburgs, their
+first country house party discreetly portrayed in the
+<i>Sketch</i>, the shower of pleasant, meaningless snippets
+which Press Agencies supplied from the <i>Powder
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</span>Puff</i>, the <i>Flapper</i> and other recognised organs
+of fashion are still within the memory of Society.
+Gregory began nibbling at a political career with a
+good conscience. He had had his past like most men,
+but unlike most men he had shown a post-amorous
+generosity which satisfied him almost to feelings of
+virtue.</p>
+
+<p>Domestic beatitude was his proper reward, and he
+passed into paternal tranquillity watching the race of
+Cappleston projected into yet another generation, and
+his children growing up like little dissected parts of
+his own youth. He watched them playing about the
+house and reflected on that wonderful measure of
+repayment he had been able to make to his wife.
+So many women had no children. He had been
+generous in his paternity. Generosity was his strong
+feature. That was why he felt women had always
+liked him, to use a mild expression. There had been
+Matilda, for instance—but he dismissed her from his
+mind.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>He was quite disturbed when her name was
+announced by the butler. It was seven years since
+they had parted. It was unexpected and it was
+undesirable, this visit. He tore a preparatory blank
+cheque out of his book before she came in. He was
+always prepared to meet women with that astonishing
+generosity of his. “Mrs. Bryant,” said the footman.
+She showed no make-up to cover the difference of
+seven years. It was not a professional—hardly a
+predatory—visit, he reflected. Shabby clothes and
+daylight were not heart-overwhelming. He gave her
+a chair.</p>
+
+<p>“I am glad to see you looking so well, Matilda,”
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</span>he began chivalrously, “but you should have written
+to me through my lawyers if you wanted to see me.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am not in need of anything that comes through
+lawyers, Gregory,” she answered. “I only wanted
+to see you again for the last time, you know.” Gregory
+was puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>“But I am not leaving the country,” he said.
+“Why should you want to say good-bye to me?”
+“But I am,” she shot, and with a pause, “for another
+country, and I am taking the shortest and cheapest
+path possible. I am done with the half-world in which
+I live. You know that for me middle age must be
+what old age is to other folk. It is death, and I
+believe in taking death by the forelock. But I wanted
+to see you once again and to say that you were the
+best thing I found in this world, and I would always
+have lived with you even had you lost all your money.
+I rather hoped the chance would come to show you
+that. But it never did, and then you married and
+were happy, and your happiness made me happy in
+a sort of way. Good-bye.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re not going to kill yourself?” asked the
+astonished Cappleston. She nodded vacantly. Cappleston
+was immensely touched. She had confirmed
+the high opinion he had of himself. And she had
+come without an ulterior object just to say good-bye.
+It was amazing. He felt that something was required
+of him. He was inartistic and could not rise to the
+dramatic. But as a patron of several Church livings
+he admonished her gently as to the heinousness of
+self-destruction and how unpleasant coroners’ verdicts
+were liable to be for surviving friends. He was one
+of those men who live in dread of painful impressions
+in public.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</span></p>
+
+<p>She was not to be dissuaded of her purpose, but she
+agreed to see him before she committed the supreme
+act of bodily renunciation. He offered to increase
+her little income, but she smiled pathetically and
+passed out of his presence. She was content to have
+looked once again into his eyes. Her love had not
+failed. It was no mere memory. She would certainly
+keep the promise he had obtained from her.</p>
+
+<p>Cappleston was left to reflect on his proffered
+generosity. He had never known a woman refuse
+money before. But it was a woman’s way to want
+what she wanted to the exclusion of all else for the
+moment. For the moment she wanted to see him.
+He felt suitably pleased. He was glad he was not
+a woman to be swayed by whims and fancies, to be
+utterly dependent on men’s good will and charity.
+He felt glad to be a man and to feel virtuous. He
+realised how much more generous he was than other
+men, and threw himself back in his chair with the
+easy content of a man who has always enjoyed life
+without making his conscience suffer. Then a whole
+year passed.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Gregory Cappleston, M.P., was sleeping alone in his
+dressing-room when he woke with a jerk and saw a
+figure standing at the foot of his bed. He looked and
+could not doubt, for he believed in his senses and in
+very little else in life. It was Matilda, and he was
+intensely annoyed that she should have been so ill-advised,
+not to say criminal, to penetrate into the
+sleeping-room. It was indiscreet, outrageous and
+very dangerous, and he hissed all this and more at her.
+He made more than the protest of the British householder
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</span>and the patron of Church livings. He ordered
+her to leave the house instantly, and as quietly as she
+came—without waking his wife in the adjoining room.
+He was too sleepy to imagine how she could have
+entered without ringing or waking the servants. He
+faced her look of piercing sadness with an angry stare,
+but it never wilted. Then it faded away, and Cappleston
+rather angrily discovered he was alone. He felt
+as though he had been the victim of some clever conjuring
+trick. He switched on the electric light, and
+at that moment the voice of Big Ben rang through the
+London hemisphere—one! two! three! He confirmed
+the clock of Empire by his own watch, and
+perceived that he was not dreaming.</p>
+
+<p>He rose and searched the room. It was locked, and
+nothing had been displaced. He suddenly developed
+a creepy and almost guilty feeling for no reason. It
+was not in consonance with the mind of a virtuous
+householder and a benefactor to his species. Then
+it struck him full. Perhaps he had seen a ghost!
+Perhaps, however, it was only a bad dream. Perhaps
+it was a sign. Perhaps he ought to do something.
+What about Matilda? He fumbled for her
+address on the card he had kept in his pocket-case.
+It was a flat in Maida Vale, quite impossible for him
+to reach at this hour of the night. Nor respectable
+either, but he could send his valet to inquire early in
+the morning. He rang his night bell. His valet appeared,
+and hoped he was not ill. Cappleston gave
+him the card and told him to go to the address and
+find out what was happening to the lady whose name
+it bore.</p>
+
+<p>Further, Cappleston ordered him to refuse to take
+<i>no</i> as an answer. He must find out how the lady in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</span>the second flat was, and return as soon as possible.
+If he had any trouble he could send a policeman in a
+cab to fetch himself.... An hour passed, and a
+second hour before a policeman rang at the door.
+Cappleston let him in. The policeman explained
+that a strange man had been found trying to force
+entrance in a flat at Maida Vale and excused himself
+by giving Mr. Cappleston’s name. He had been taken
+in charge, and the police would like to have evidence
+of his identity or sanity.</p>
+
+<p>Cappleston, with a weary “It is all right,” swung
+himself out of his dressing-gown and dressed. He
+accompanied the policeman without a word to Maida
+Vale. He found his valet between the caretaker and
+a policeman on the second floor. He had never been
+there before, but he told the caretaker enough to show
+that he had a right to entry, in fact that he paid the
+rent of the flat in all probability. Besides, he had very
+bad news for the occupant and he demanded entrance.
+He was prepared to stand the financial damage of any
+breakages, also the remuneration necessary to their
+trouble. The police exchanged highly intelligent
+glances, and the caretaker said he was not the one to
+stand in the way of the law. Some panes of frosted
+glass were cut out of the door with a chisel, and the
+door opened from outside. The occupant, it appeared,
+had given strict orders that nobody was to disturb
+her till ten the next morning.</p>
+
+<p>Cappleston entered and opened door after door.
+The farthest room of the suite was a bedroom. He
+switched on the light. Matilda was lying on the floor
+breathing heavily, while an empty bottle remained
+in her outstretched hand. Cappleston ordered a
+doctor to be brought, and a policeman saluted ...
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</span>a precious half-hour passed before any revival was
+possible. But the doctor gradually brought her out
+of unconsciousness. When she caught sight of Cappleston’s
+worried face, she cried aloud: “Forgive
+me, forgive me. I did not keep my promise.”</p>
+
+<p>“But I rather think you did,” he answered, “for
+that is how I happen to be here. You came into my
+room at three this morning, and it is now half-past
+five. How can you explain it?” She could not
+explain it. Women can explain anything, but they
+do not always need to. Strange powers are always at
+their aid. She confessed that she had taken a strong
+overdose; and the sympathetic police withdrew at this
+moment with several bank-notes of Cappleston to be
+shared, or to be used for the repainting of Scotland
+Yard, or whatever use gratuities to policemen are put
+to. “But,” she continued, “I remembered when it
+was too late my promise to you. I had passed over
+the border, and my last feeling was a bitter regret
+that for the first time I had broken my word to you,
+the very first time in my life. Will you ever forgive
+me?”</p>
+
+<p>“You need no forgiveness,” said Cappleston, holding
+her hand while the doctor felt the pulse in the
+other, “for you came into my room and stood looking
+at me from the foot of my bed. I could guess then
+what had happened. I never knew you to fail me in
+any way. You always played the game, and your
+word was always better than any gentleman’s. Thank
+God, we were in the nick of time, for the doctor says
+you would have been dead by ten o’clock. Matilda,
+I have seen your ghost while you were yet alive. Or
+was it your soul? It was the whitest thing I have
+ever laid eyes upon!”</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="JEALOUSY">
+ JEALOUSY
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Jealousy is the worst and most terrible in the sinful
+category. Jealousy may not be the unforgivable
+sin, but it is certainly the unforgiving
+one. Jealousy is not to be defined or analysed. There
+is a method in madness and a refinement in Love,
+but Jealousy knows neither how to plan nor how to
+relent. It is a torrential surge of misgiving and misdirection
+that bides no hour and keeps no banks. It
+is the strongest emotion known to man, for it has no
+gradations, no preludes, and no convalescence. It
+leaps fully armed and full-grown upon the jealous
+brain, and gives no peace to the jealous nor if possible
+to the jealoused. In man or woman it conspires and
+consummates the acts of madness and crime, which
+are sometimes but only pardoned to those who act
+under stress of emotional love.</p>
+
+<p>Jealousy is the perversion of Love. It is unto
+Love what the Apples of Sodom are to the fragrant
+orange-blossom. It is even what Atheism is to Faith,
+and Turpitude is to Sanctity; and perhaps great
+lovers must tread along the gulf of Jealousy just as the
+great contemplatives never realise the divine ecstasy
+until after they have sighted the appalling abyss
+which may be described as Time without God, otherwise
+Hell, for Heaven is God without Time.</p>
+
+<p>Jealousy is more cruel than Love, though Love, in
+all conscience, is cruel enough. Love more often
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</span>destroys the lover than the beloved, but Jealousy
+seeks only the destruction of the jealoused. Jealousy
+is the diseased elephantiasis of sentiment, Love smitten
+to leprosy! Vision the divine and rosy Eros suddenly
+turned into a leper white as snow! Vision
+the once resilient and rainbowed wings caked and
+cracked like the flukes of a rotten fungus! Vision the
+delicate little limbs puffed and pustuled, and the
+divine brow puckered and blistered, the mother-of-pearl
+ears chipped and chapped, the mouth opened
+like an old wound instead of a fresh budding rose!
+Vision the eye rotting wickedly into its cavity—and
+even so you have not sufficiently symbolised Jealousy,
+the bane of mankind, and apparently of godkind as
+well, since it is written that they include some who
+are jealous!</p>
+
+<p>John Goldenough was jealous, yet he was highly
+respectable. He was the active and reliable head of the
+firm of Goldenough Brothers, the famous plumbers,
+whose plumbing had accompanied the flag and made
+the remotest and most tropical countries sanitatious
+to their conquerors.</p>
+
+<p>The Goldenough plumbing had won medals at every
+exhibition since the Great Exhibition of 1851, when
+a diploma signed by the Prince Consort had been
+awarded to the head of the firm. Miniature products
+of the firm adorned the famous Doll’s House, minutely
+constructed by the experts and artists of the British
+Empire, and delighted Royalty, young and old, by
+their realistic efficiency. It was the boast of John
+Goldenough’s father that the sun never set on
+Goldenough plumbing. Be that as it may, John
+Goldenough was a very jealous man.</p>
+
+<p>Commercially he was jealous. It was not only
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</span>domestically that he cherished this cancer. Otherwise
+he was unimaginative. With an assured competence
+of means he devoted himself to the comfort of
+himself and his family. He was not yet forty, and
+he was the head of Goldenough Brothers. Pitt was
+Prime Minister at twenty-five. John Goldenough was
+the flower of British bourgeoisie, and he might be said
+to incarnate the Nonconformist Conscience. There
+was nothing against him at Bank or Chapel, unless in
+the arcana of his heart he possibly kept something
+against himself. He was a jealous man, that was all.
+But human society understood and appreciated his
+jealousy, for, if it constrained him to narrow ideas, it
+led to impeccable business honesty. He was jealous
+to a farthing in the accounts of his firm or of himself.</p>
+
+<p>But he was also jealous of family affections, though
+this the world considered rather creditable, touching
+almost. He could not allow himself to be supplanted
+in the home circle for a moment even by another
+member of the same family. In fact there was a dark
+page to his record which only his subconscious memory
+reflected from the darkened mirror of the past. As
+the first-born he had been adored by his mother until
+his nerves became restive if they were not basking
+in the sunlight of her maternal hyperpossession. He
+felt ill if she was not worrying or fussing herself over
+him. He expected and required not only her attention
+but her continued and foolish infatuation. When
+her second son was born he became furiously jealous.</p>
+
+<p>During these long ante-natal months she had shown
+herself less and less absorbed in him, and he had
+become conscious of some impending rival. Uneasily
+he sensed that her adoration was being drained elsewhere,
+and the moment his baby brother arrived, he
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</span>knew that he must take second place. Jealousy ran
+like secret poison into his every tissue and vein, though
+he was too young to know or understand what and
+why he felt. Possibly he was no more responsible
+for his jealousy than for having the measles. Anyhow,
+he bided his opportunity perhaps unconsciously,
+but sullen and pertinacious. He watched his baby
+brother being soothed and swaddled, pampered and
+christened. It was a little more he felt than he could
+stand. Months passed, and the new baby occupied
+more and more of the nursery space and more and
+more of his mother’s affection. After six months the
+baby was introduced into the night nursery as well.
+A nurse slept between the two brothers while a nightlight
+floated in a basin of water in the middle of the
+room. One night John found himself wandering
+round the room in a state of horror. Nightmare was
+upon him. He felt he was being cramped and suffocated
+by the new baby. Fear mingled with jealousy
+and self-preservation shot the speckled spectrum of
+his hatred. In a violent effort to be rid of the besetting
+menace he picked the nightlight out of its watery
+cage, and threw it upon the barely moving heap of
+down. A light flame flickered into the air, but John
+had skipped back into bed before the baby cried, and
+the nurse awoke too late to put out the flames. In
+vain was the alarm given. By the time the household
+had quenched the fire, baby was singed and suffocated
+to death, partly by the smoke and partly by the
+efforts made to extinguish the last spark. Through
+the house rang one piercing cry—the cry of Rachel
+mourning, the cry that from the beginning to the end
+of the world can never be appeased, the inconsolable
+cry of a mother wailing for her child.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</span></p>
+
+<p>John was only six at the time of the tragedy, but
+from that moment his restlessness disappeared. He
+was no longer troubled by nightmare, and continued
+on his former course like a normal and well-behaved
+little boy. Of necessity his mother renewed and
+redoubled the old affection for her only son. Years
+began to pass, untroubled and undimmed for either.
+The pathetic and beautiful mother idealised and
+idolised her son. He repaid her with an adoration
+that was partly a reflected adoration of himself. There
+was no rival. He had no brother, and she had no
+lover, and each thought the other perfect. She
+never dared marry one of the very many suitable
+suitors who appeared on the scene after her husband’s
+death. John’s jealousy was always enough to scare
+her. He always slept beside her, and she would not
+face or contemplate the days and nights when she
+must relegate him to the attic. She liked to be near
+him in case he stirred or cried in the dark. She was
+not content with being his night nurse. She became
+his governess and would let no one teach him except
+herself. They became more intimately involved in
+each other’s lives than they had been before his birth.
+They had been the same body. Now they were the
+same soul and mind, and he was the dominant. It
+seemed forgotten that there had ever been a baby
+brother.</p>
+
+<p>It was true even in her case that the mother can
+never forget the child she has borne, but she saw
+both the boys in the survivor. Without the least
+suspicion of the distant crime she innocently loved the
+slayer and the slain with one passionate and abiding
+love. The plasticity of boyhood wiped all trace from
+his memory. He was not conscious of his one awful
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</span>act of infantile incendiarism. But in the lower levels
+of his nature it still lay memorified like one of those
+buried fossils by which the gentle earth remembers
+her past monsters. And close to the hushed record
+under the running surface stream of daily life lay the
+dismal dragon of Jealousy, but no fossil. It was
+always there, though it was given no inducement or
+provocation to break forth. It had lain there waiting
+while Master John became a schoolboy, and a successful
+one. He had gained too many prizes and enjoyed too
+many successes to feel the least dislike or envy or
+disgust of others at school. He took a successful
+course at the University, and after coming of age he
+took over his deceased father’s business. He was a
+born plumber, a Master-plumber, and in fact he proved
+the Empire’s Super-plumber. Tubs, piping, lavabos,
+taps, sinks and shower-baths were his sphere. He
+applied not merely intelligence but genius to the
+problems of Imperial Sanitation. He received an
+Indian decoration and a testimonial from an Australian
+Premier. He prolonged the lives of the Royal Family
+more than all the prayers in the Prayer Book on their
+behalf.</p>
+
+<p>Respectability demanded only one thing further.
+He must marry. His mother had long dreaded the
+day when she would be supplanted herself. She had
+kept herself free for him. It was more than she could
+expect that he should keep himself eternally free for
+her. As she had been nurse, governess and playmate,
+sister and mother to him, she would doubtless, had
+they lived in a Ptolemaic civilisation, been ready to
+sacrifice herself yet further. But happily the Nonconformist
+Conscience takes a rather sturdy stand.
+So when John Goldenough married the daughter
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</span>of the chief clerk in his own firm, his mother
+was glad enough to be allowed to remain as their
+housekeeper.</p>
+
+<p>John Goldenough’s wife was more than pretty.
+The daughter of an employee who had risen with the
+years in the Goldenough employ, without pretence
+of blood or breeding, she appreciated the social honour
+which had been paid her, and was loyally prepared to
+merge her personality and prospects in the Lord of
+Sanitation, who had fallen in love as much with her
+love for him as with her pretty little face. Unwittingly
+he had transferred to her the whole accumulated
+sleeping powers of jealousy, with which as a
+child he had surrounded his mother. As little witting,
+she mistook the jealous symptoms for an excess of
+love for herself. His mother slowly sank into a second
+place that was lower than servile. She never murmured
+when he took her rings and gave them to his
+sweetheart. It was no theft, for he slipped them from
+her fingers while she sat sadly watching and mutely
+wondering. She realised that he was sloughing the
+old love for the new, and she felt the prick of sacrifice
+when she saw the stones glitter on the wife’s fingers
+the following night. She knew that she had been
+replaced utterly and for ever. Then it was that she
+began to mourn that she had never dared have other
+children because she had been terrified by her son’s
+queer jealousies. But she had had the pleasure of
+spoiling him. It was spoiled goods in a way that
+she was passing on to another, if that could be any
+satisfaction to her.</p>
+
+<p>John Goldenough’s love for his wife passed by the
+path of passion into jealousy, his underlying and
+besetting mood. Jealousy is as delicious a sauce as
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</span>can flick the palate of a woman, who is in love with
+the man who exercises jealousy on her behalf. But
+when her love has been worn to boredom and only a
+stump of convention marks the spot where once grew
+the fairy tree of their romance, jealousy thrives like
+poison-ivy round the dead wood. During the first
+ten years of their marriage John Goldenough had
+forbidden his wife to bear him children, partly out of
+a sense of economy and partly, though this he never
+admitted, because he wished to keep his wife’s love
+concentrated upon himself.</p>
+
+<p>Himself an only son, he intended to have an only
+son towards the end of his married life, and thought
+it perfectly appropriate and proper to keep his issue
+within this drastic limitation. He liked to feel her
+sentimental as well as her material dependence upon
+him. This dependence he thought could be prolonged
+while she was childless. That she should
+entertain an admirer had hardly crossed his imagination.
+As it was, he could not bear other men to sit
+beside her at table, and the politest and most constrained
+givers of compliments to his wife were thrown
+into terrified exit. In the end neither his friends nor
+hers cared to call, esteeming themselves fortunate if
+he showed himself merely nervous and not in some
+way objectionable. He had been jealous at different
+times of her mother-in-law and even of her maidservant.
+She was compelled to shed them both. If
+his love had become jealousy, hers had become fear.</p>
+
+<p>Despairing of finding some anchor for the desire
+she still had to love something, she let a child live
+and quicken under her heart. It was some time
+before she let her husband know what was coming.
+When he realised it, all his queerness came to the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</span>surface. Though he hung around her still like a
+hawk around a chicken coop, he showed no gentler
+shade of feeling toward her. His eyes seemed to
+pass through her and to strike into the oblique future.
+However interesting she might have become, he was
+no longer interested in her personally. His mind
+and soul were concentrated on the coming child,
+of whom he quickly became jealous to the exclusion
+even of the poor all-including mother. The sense of
+paternal possession proved stronger than any marital
+pride. As father of the coming child he demanded
+some sympathy and praise, and finally took to
+his bed in expectation of visits, gifts, and finally
+congratulations.</p>
+
+<p>John Goldenough’s thoughts carried him afar.
+The occasion was solemn enough in all conscience.
+It was possible that a future head of Goldenough
+Brothers was shortly approaching the earth. If the
+child were male, what a vista opened before the
+heir and successor of himself! In political circles a
+Plumbing Peerage had already been mooted, and if
+Plumbing, like Beer, Shipyards and tintacks, was to
+produce a Peerage, who could be more suitable than
+John Goldenough? To the man in the street the
+plumbing age was synchronous with the rise and fame
+of the great firm. And each time that John Goldenough’s
+name was mentioned, the pulse of every
+plumber in the Empire beat higher. It was an heir
+to his future Peerage that he imagined. He could not
+sufficiently impress upon his wife the care, the thought,
+and the isolation which must surround her in a prospect
+of such importance. Dull and listless, she
+awaited the days of dreariness; the weeks of weariness,
+which prelude motherhood. He had caused her to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</span>occupy a room at the end of the passage, in which he
+himself lay camped, intercepting her presents and
+friends, and taking up more of the doctor’s time than
+the patient herself. He felt a new importance, and
+demanded the same reverence in the home that he
+received in the plumbing world. He resented every
+attention she received, all of which in some oblique
+process of thought he wished to be applied to himself.
+The child was his, and he felt an uncontrollable sense
+of possession welling under his sense of pompous pride.
+He grudged every moment that the child remained
+part of its mother. He longed for the speedy dissolution
+of their company, when he could take the
+child into his arms and show the world that it was
+his and his only.</p>
+
+<p>The moment came unexpectedly, for neither the
+doctor nor nurse was under the roof when John
+Goldenough was awakened from sleep by the premature
+groans of his wife. He roused himself and hurried
+into the room in which she was confined. He stumbled
+twice and switched on the light with delay. To his
+horror he saw that he was late. The child had been
+born! He rushed to the bell to ring the alarm and
+to bring medical aid. Then he hesitated, rushed to
+the bedside and lifted the baby into the awaiting cot
+and blanket. It was a boy, and a fierce burst of
+pride and satisfaction outweighed any anxiety rising
+in his mind for the mother, who lay quietly breathing
+in the exhaustion of accomplished pain. It was a
+boy! That was the great thing. Goldenough Brothers
+would be perpetuated through the ages!</p>
+
+<p>Vistas of cosmic thought swept through his brain
+during those seconds. He looked back unto the
+foundation of Goldenough Brothers if not as far as
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</span>the beginning of the world, and he looked ahead and
+saw the firm majestically installed around the world.
+Where the name of Goldenough was not known was
+simply not civilisation; that was all. If he had had
+imagination, his mind might have visualised the firm
+in Biblical guise contracting for the water-pipes of
+Babel. But his social and personal pride was sufficient
+to inspire him to mutter, “John, second Lord Goldenough,”
+as he lifted and laid down the infant. He
+covered him with the blanket and returned to the bell.
+With his finger upon the knob again he hesitated. He
+heard an arresting groan from his wife. It was the
+first notice he had taken of her. Once more his
+thought flashed ahead murkily, and he foresaw her
+recovery, her maternal triumph, her possession of his
+boy, perhaps as intimate and absorbing as his mother’s
+devotion to himself. And he shuddered with jealousy.
+It was his boy and he wanted no mother’s tender care
+to soften the strong abiding bond between father
+and son. He glanced at the child’s cot. In the far
+past of buried deeds and dead thoughts he recalled
+a child’s cot similar to this one. It gave him a dreamy
+sensation of some previous existence, some underground
+occurrences, but very far back. He could not
+recollect the circumstance, but the sight of the baby
+in the cot filled him with a vivid and fierce desire
+to be rid of something. Flaming jealousy demanded
+blood. His eye fell full on his wife, and a passion of
+murderous envy coloured the very retina of his eye.
+He could not bear to think that the success, the joy
+and the satisfaction of the boy’s birth would redound
+to her. He would have liked to kill her, and to
+throw the nightlight upon the sheets if he could be
+certain that they would have risen in solid, enveloping,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</span>destroying flame. His finger still hovered on the
+unpressed bell. The alarm had not been given, and it
+crossed the cunning of his frantic mind that, if he
+waited a while, perhaps she would die of her own
+exhaustion. She had not recovered consciousness.
+Perhaps she never would.</p>
+
+<p>He stood feeling the bell knob. She gave another
+deep groan, and moved as though in helpless signal
+for aid. He guessed that she was slowly expiring of
+hæmorrhage. The baby was quiet, and he needed
+only to stand there waiting and watching till the
+right moment came to sound the bell. He would be
+found there striving to save her by her bedside, the
+perfect type of the mourning, maladroit husband.
+It was a question of timing the doctor’s arrival in
+order that it might appear that everything had been
+done, but that the Hand of God had been lifted against
+good Brother Goldenough, so prosperous and happy
+in all other affairs of life. In his mind he was already
+dictating the notices which would appear in the local
+Press in edifying eulogy of his dead wife and in considerate
+sympathy for himself. His finger trembled
+on the bell. Still he waited. A rattle of breath
+had begun to sound in her uncovered throat. Her
+broken body began to heave like a rudderless ship.
+Then she fell quiet and seemed to sink like a corpse
+under the debris of the bed. With a calm finger
+John Goldenough deliberately rang the electric bell.</p>
+
+<p>The house was roused, but it was half an hour before
+the doctor arrived in a terrible state of anxiety. He
+had confidently prophesied the birth for the following
+week. Meantime hysterical maids had chafed his
+wife’s hands and poured brandy into her icy mouth.
+The doctor felt her pulse and turned aside to the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</span>baby, which he lifted and examined with continued
+anxiety. John Goldenough had retired, leaving the
+medical profession to clear his work.</p>
+
+<p>Returning to his room he waited for the first bulletin.
+Nurses arrived and the doctor’s colleagues were summoned.
+Apparently she was making a fight of it
+yet. An hour passed.</p>
+
+<p>The doctor, with a ghastly face, presented himself
+at John Goldenough’s door. “I am sorry to have to
+bring such bad news.”</p>
+
+<p>John Goldenough looked up with assumed despair.
+“My poor wife, my poor wife!” he said, and buried
+his face with much fantastic sobbing in his hands.</p>
+
+<p>The doctor laid his hand on his shoulder and said:
+“Your wife, I am happy to say, will live, though she
+has had a narrow escape.”</p>
+
+<p>John Goldenough stood upright. “What is your
+bad news, then?” he asked feebly.</p>
+
+<p>“The boy is dead. He must have been born an
+hour before my arrival. His umbilical cord was never
+fastened, and he bled to death. If I could have
+arrived only half an hour sooner!” And he passed
+out.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_DRUMMER_OF_GORDONMUIR">
+ THE DRUMMER OF GORDONMUIR
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Two years before the war broke out, I became
+trustee to Allan Gordon, of Gordonmuir, in the
+county of Argyle and kingdom of Scotland. He
+was not more than a fledged schoolboy when he
+inherited his uncle’s property and the nominal chieftainship
+of the clan. My connection was distant, but
+I was persuaded by his aunt to supervise his affairs.
+A week later, I found myself sitting in the “Flying
+Scotchman” with an old lawyer for colleague, who
+confided to me that he did not expect the estate
+to bear our travelling expenses.</p>
+
+<p>Late that night, after a ten miles’ drive from the
+station in the drenching embrace of a Scotch mist,
+we reached Gordonmuir. I was chilled to the heart
+when I first viewed the mixture of Indian bungalow
+and mediæval dungeon that made up Allan’s mansion.
+In the centre was a stone keep, ivy-clad, crumbling,
+and crenellated. On either wing in the inclosure, where
+they used to herd the stolen cattle, was a modern
+shooting box attached with the minimum of architectural
+art. My companion shivered in the gaunt
+doorway like one of his old parchments crackling in
+a draught. But Allan ran out, as cheery and cock-a-hoop
+as the chieftain’s feather in his bonnet. He
+seemed the one representative of joy and life within
+that grisly precinct.</p>
+
+<p>We passed the whole of the next day discussing
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</span>wills and mortgages in the dead jargon of Scots law.
+My colleague wished to pay off the mortgages and
+the annuity due to Allan’s aunt, but there was equally
+the question of Allan’s allowance at the university to
+be considered, and I plumped for as much as the rickety
+estate would allow. I felt that college life comes but
+once, and not to everybody, and that three hundred
+pounds was necessary to uphold the dignity of a
+young laird thrown among Jews and Saxons.</p>
+
+<p>The lawyer insisted on cutting it down to fifty,
+to preserve what he called a “feenancial aspeect.”
+But Allan was satisfied; and so was I, when I found
+that his gratitude took the form of free trout-fishing
+for life. Trustees are not generally rewarded; in
+fact, as my gloomy colleague reiterated, they are
+oftener liable to terms of imprisonment for inadvertently
+touching trust money with other than the legal
+end of the poker. So I left the rest of the business
+to his care and started out to test Allan’s trout—in
+my opinion the most valuable stock he possessed.</p>
+
+<p>The old lawyer remained perfectly content wheezing
+snuff to blow away the damp that rose out of the old
+parchments, while Allan and I were whipping the
+neighbouring lakes with iron-bodied flies twisting at
+the end of silver gut. After a week’s work, the lawyer
+left us to ourselves for good.</p>
+
+<p>“There are grand sheepskins in your chest,” he
+told Allan, on departing, “and specimens of Scotch
+law in all its manifold application. And there’s
+much of interest concerning your family, much of
+good report and some of ill—and one tale among the
+papers that I reserve for your ears alone, though your
+gillie, Murdoch, whom I have been questioning, can
+serve you the popular version.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</span></p>
+
+<p>When the lawyer had gone, I never cared to ask
+Allan what this might be; and reticence is to be
+encouraged in youth. It was not for two years that
+I was to learn.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime, I had taken vacations regularly at
+Gordonmuir. Every autumn I travelled north with
+a skein of trout lines and feather flies in my lap. It
+is the one perfect occupation in a train. It plies the
+heart with reminiscence and expectation by turns.
+It soothes away more hours of motion than reading
+or talking, and it leaves the mind active and the
+fingers nimble at the end of the journey. Often have
+I thought of patenting it as a railway amusement,
+but then the true and complete anglers whom it
+would occupy are diminished to few in the land.</p>
+
+<p>I used to arrive at Gordonmuir with my cap and
+pockets bristling with silk flies and lengths of gut
+every autumn. And Gordonmuir in autumn!—when
+the skies have settled into their summer sheen and
+the red heath is running to dull purple; when the
+long, billowy hills lie reflected on the waters that
+float above their foundations in the Hebridean sea,
+hills that change their marine flora a few yards above
+the rocky tide belt for all the sweeter weeds of earth—sea
+pinks for mountain heather and the long yellow
+tide ribbons for the crisp bracken and harts-tongue
+ferns. Hills of transformation and wonder! At their
+feet the heavy, opaque water of the sea lounges over
+rocks studded with green limpets and suckstones,
+while in their hollows, under the clouds above, the
+bubbling springs run into fresh streams and lakes.
+But the best contrast of all is furnished by the coarse,
+lubberly fish that basks under the shadow of the rocks,
+fit only for the seine net and the spear of the poacher;
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</span>a fish without a soul. But a good Providence replaces
+him in the higher, dew-fed waters with the merry
+brook trout—as gamy a jester, in his motley of red
+spot and yellow, as ever tumbled at one end of a
+fifty-foot line.</p>
+
+<p>It was this perennial sport that drove away the
+gloom and discomfort attached to Allan’s residence.
+He kept no servant but Murdoch, who was better at
+twisting flies than making beds, and could stalk
+game more easily that he could cook it. The house
+itself remained dreary even when flooded by the five
+thousand acres of sunshine included in the property.
+It looked what it was—the half-dismantled mansion
+of a line of fighters and spendthrifts. Even at night,
+Allan’s red family claret and silver-sconce lights—sole
+heirlooms besides a lock of the Pretender’s hair—were
+as insufficient to clear the gauntness of the
+atmosphere as the burning sunset and white starlight
+to drive the evening mists from the hills.</p>
+
+<p>But our days were largely spent in the open air,
+and evening found us too tired to care whether our
+shelter was uncanny or not. Matters ghostly were
+drowned in the steam of smoking cakes and trout
+baked so fresh that their red spots showed like red
+wax under the melting butter. And now that the
+old days have passed away and that the iron has
+swept over our home life, it is good to look back and
+enjoy their memory.</p>
+
+<p>By the summer of last year, Allan had completed
+his second year at Oxford, and I was enjoying my
+third successive holiday for his and his estate’s benefit.
+We had fished together through a sun-smitten June,
+and filled a rush basket daily with peacock-coloured
+troutlings. About the middle of July, a strange
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</span>thing broke the lazy monotony of life—the first, and
+I hope the last, of its kind to come to me.</p>
+
+<p>We had finished our supper one night, and I was
+sitting alone at the open casement of the dining-room,
+watching the wonderful twilight night that doubles
+summertime for those who live in northern latitude.
+It was so light that the birds were stirring and calling
+on the moors around. So full was the air of the
+elusive, haunting sounds of the Highlands that I
+found myself listening to a steady drumming beyond
+the chestnuts in the avenue without remembering
+exactly how or when it started. It was a distinct tap-tap-tap,
+followed by a sequence of rub-a-dubbing,
+and then a full drum symphony; a simple old tune,
+but, coming in the white night, it sounded eerie
+beyond words.</p>
+
+<p>For the moment I could only imagine it was some
+kind of monstrous woodpecker, and I went upstairs
+to ask Allan if there were such a species. He laughed
+loud at my ornithology, and in a burst of rank college
+wit mixed a long name out of the Latin for owl and
+my own patronymic for the new midnight bird,
+discovered by a south Briton travelling in high
+latitude.</p>
+
+<p>But his mirth quieted when I insisted that it
+sounded like a drum. He seemed startled, and
+jerked down the creaky stairway. A minute later
+he rang for Murdoch, and I heard him talking in a
+calm undertone, which I confess did not prepare me
+for the quaking tones of his gillie’s reply. It did not
+sound like the brawny mountaineer I had known for
+weeks without suspecting a chink in his heart. But
+there could be no doubt, judging from his voice, that
+Murdoch was exceedingly afraid. And fear in the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</span>unsubtle is not as the fear of the educated—it is
+something far more primitive. A college man can
+temper his fears with scepticism, but an honest,
+superstitious gillie is without help. Murdoch was as
+changed as the hills in winter. He trembled, and the
+sweat ran off his face.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Master Allan, Master Allan, I know well that
+drumming! It can only be the Drummer of Gordonmuir
+that I was telling to you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Holy God!” said Allan. “Not so soon again!
+Who can he come for now? I’m not nearly old
+enough.”</p>
+
+<p>“Heaven will need to watch over you day and
+night, my poor Master Allan,” moaned Murdoch.</p>
+
+<p>This sounded strange to me. I had never heard
+Allan invoke his Creator before, for he had streaks
+of Scotch righteousness remaining in his otherwise
+untheological nature. He turned around as I descended
+the stairs.</p>
+
+<p>“Come in here and listen!” he said.</p>
+
+<p>The drumming had ceased.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t hear a sound of it. Perhaps it was
+imagination,” I said, listening carefully.</p>
+
+<p>“No, I mean listen to the story,” he answered
+quickly. “But first tell me honestly what you
+made of it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Allan,” I could only reply, “I’ve already
+told you that since there is no species of woodpecker
+that drills into Scotch timber at midnight with a
+sound you can hear a mile off, it struck me as remarkably
+like a drum.”</p>
+
+<p>Allan stood at the open window for a moment
+before shoving the casement down with a jerk.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s what it is exactly, and probably my aunt
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</span>is dead now.” And he left me in the room with this
+enigma, in order to comfort Murdoch, who was on
+his knees outside, muttering what sounded uncommonly
+like spells against witchcraft.</p>
+
+<p>He sent Murdoch to bed, and then poured out some
+brandy.</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose you have some inkling of what that
+drum means,” he said, handing me a glass. “I’d
+better tell you the story now, at least what our friend,
+the lawyer, put together from letters in the muniment-room.
+You know, of course, that we have a fetch,
+like all well-regulated families in the Highlands.
+The whole county <ins id='cor_102' title='Original: belives'>believes</ins> in the Drummer of Gordonmuir,
+who plays the unholy part of death-watch to
+our little establishment. The lawyer found a paper
+that described the movements of the clan when we
+turned out for Prince Charlie in 1745. Apparently
+they shared in his first successes, for they sent back
+an English drummer prisoner. Two of them were left
+to guard him, and, because he wouldn’t play some
+rebel air, they lowered him down the wellhead up
+to his shins in water. But, barbarous as they were
+in those times, I don’t think they intended his death.</p>
+
+<p>“After the Battle of Culloden, there was some alarm
+of the English coming, and they scattered to the hills,
+forgetting their prisoner, I suppose; at least they
+left him to his friends, if they believed they were
+coming. But the English never came, and the poor
+drummer was left drumming vainly in that wellhead
+to attract attention. It must have been a weary
+death.</p>
+
+<p>“Weeks afterward, the clansmen crept home,
+and my ancestor had to invent excuses and alibis to
+save his property from confiscation. They found
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</span>the prisoner lying in the well with his sheepskin
+drummed right through and the drumsticks chewed
+in his teeth. It was an ugly thing to find under the
+place where our rearing and living and dying were due
+to go on till doomsday. If ever a spirit had the leisure,
+and, I am sorry to say, just cause to possess itself
+of a family mansion, it was surely that drummer.</p>
+
+<p>“At first there was talk about building on a fresh
+site, but lack of funds drove them to the alternative
+of burying the drummer, with an iron stake to pin
+his body to the bottom of the sea in a place where
+two tides meet. I suppose they got the recipe from
+some old witch who had escaped the faggots in the
+previous century. They burned the drum on a fire
+of dead men’s bones, and filled up the wellhead with
+all manner of heathenish rites.</p>
+
+<p>“But it was not the least good. The drummer
+rose out of the sea, and he has drummed every
+Gordon of Gordonmuir, male or female, cradled or
+crutched, into the kirkyard when their day came.
+He drums up yonder whenever one of our family
+is going to die. He generally gives us a week or a
+month’s warning, as he feels inclined. Murdoch
+will tell you how he drummed my poor uncle frantic
+before he died, four years ago. That’s why he is
+scared for me. Personally, I feel too hale to be anxious,
+and, besides, I have come to the comfortable conclusion
+that my aunt is dying and her annuity with
+her.” And he tried to laugh.</p>
+
+<p>Neither of us could strip or sleep that night, sitting
+bolt upright over our brandy till the morning. We
+listened and listened, and whether it was only the
+wild echo of my imagination or that Allan’s aunt
+was very hard of dying, I am persuaded that we
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</span>heard the drumming come and go, go and come, the
+whole night.</p>
+
+<p>It was several days before we warmed to the fishing
+again, and even then Murdoch’s gloom turned us into
+mutes. Allan cheered up, however, became hilarious
+even, when a judicious inquiry as to his aunt’s health
+brought a favourable reply. My last traces of
+uneasiness were dissolved a day later in the death
+struggles of a tremendous six-pound trout with a
+back of Tyrian purple and a hooked under jaw like
+Punch.</p>
+
+<p>In such wise we fished away our last days together
+on earth, and I would not change their manner even
+if I had them back again.</p>
+
+<p>The gradual approach of autumn made the passage
+of July more beautiful than ever. The stone pines
+stood waiting for winter in their burnished green,
+while the chestnuts below flushed to crimson as if
+with modesty at the coming nudity of their boughs.
+Under them all, the wood bracken sobered to yellow
+and then to burnt madder, until it became indistinguishable
+from the earth tint. Farther below, the summer-coloured
+sea heaved through masses of orange weed
+the sunlight seemed to have charmed out of her
+submerged gardens. And with the dying splendour
+of summer passed away the last days of peace.</p>
+
+<p>August brought war.</p>
+
+<p>It makes a short story to tell what occurred in the
+weeks following. Allan left Gordonmuir immediately
+to rejoin his university’s training corps, of which
+he was a member. His family name and county
+standing procured him a probationary commission
+in a Scotch regiment already serving in France.
+He left for the war, with Murdoch as his soldier
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</span>servant, and I saw him no more. He did not reach
+the actual front until after the retreat of the British
+army from Mons, but he was in time to share in the
+astounding battle of Ypres, and, alas! to perish in its
+final stages. The brief War Office telegram announcing
+his death, with Lord Kitchener’s regrets, was sent to his
+trustees.</p>
+
+<p>Allan was the last of the Gordons of Gordonmuir.
+As his sole relative, his aunt, declined to live there
+in his stead, the house has been abandoned, and it
+may be said that the curse of the Gordons has come
+home to roost in its decaying timbers for ever.</p>
+
+<p>Yet that is not all.</p>
+
+<p>Six weeks later, I found myself a few miles behind
+the battle front where Allan had been killed. I had
+volunteered my services as an interpreter, and was
+posted to the unwarlike business of searching the
+German prisoners for documents and diaries, which I
+translated for the intelligence of the general staff as
+well as my limited German permitted.</p>
+
+<p>One day I was crossing the street in the little French
+town where we were quartered when some of our
+wounded were brought in. One of them called out
+to me by name in a piteous tone, but I did not recognise
+who lay under the red linen bandages till the voice
+went on:</p>
+
+<p>“Eh, man, do ye not remember that famous trout
+we were catching together?”</p>
+
+<p>It was Murdoch. He had been hit in the head,
+and was raving, but he knew me and continued
+to call for me and Allan, while they lifted him into
+the temporary hospital. I visited him regularly,
+and when he was better, he was able to tell me the
+circumstances of Allan’s death:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</span></p>
+
+<p>“It was terrible, just terrible, from the start to
+the finish. We were marched one way and another
+and posted at last about the city they call ‘Wipers.’
+Master Allan was given a ditch to hold, which is no
+proper covering for a Highland gentleman. To the
+right was a wood lined by an English regiment,
+and on the other side of us was the colonel and the
+rest of our men. The shells never stopped falling
+out of the air like invisible rocks that blew to dust
+before you could mark them. Soon the Germans
+began to come across the fields as packed as a shoal
+of fish, and squalling like the gulls that follow the
+fish in the bay—stout-looking men with spikes on their
+heads like the first show of a stag’s antler.</p>
+
+<p>“We all fired away, making easy shooting. Master
+Allan took my rifle, and I sat loading for him until
+it was too hot to touch. When all the men next to us
+were killed, we picked up their rifles and stood together
+committing manslaughter without thought of judge
+or jury. But the Germans never ceased coming,
+and the men in our ditch grew fewer and fewer with the
+shell fire. Every now and again there came a burst
+among us like a quarry blast, save that it was limbs
+and pieces of men that fell out of the air afterward
+instead of bits of rock. And blood enough there was
+running out of that ditch to taint the Solway Firth.</p>
+
+<p>“At last, after the wounded were taken to the
+rear, there was only Master Allan and myself left.
+A little farther on, we could see the colonel and a
+single private loading his rifle for him. The colonel
+sent him for reinforcements, but he never came back.
+Then the colonel signalled to me to join him. I
+crawled down the ditch to his side, and he told me
+to take word to his commander that his bit of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</span>line was worn away, and to ask should he rely on
+angels or fresh troops to hold it.</p>
+
+<p>“I left them there, Master Allan and the colonel,
+firing their shoulderful of rifles in unison, so as to
+give the Germans the impression that they were
+still in good force. I started crawling and running
+in turns till I came across an outpost, who took me
+to the general’s head-quarters—just a table behind a
+blackened hayrick, but it was good protection.</p>
+
+<p>“The general gave a grim laugh when I delivered
+the message, and told me that he had just sent the
+last cooks and camp followers up to the line with
+rifles.</p>
+
+<p>“‘And tell your colonel,’ he added, with a look
+that might have been either despair or mockery,
+‘that he had better rely on angels for lack of more
+material reinforcement, but you can also add that
+we do not expect the Germans to come on again.
+They seem to have had enough of it for to-day.’</p>
+
+<p>“I set out to make my way back, and had crossed
+half-way over the sticky fields when I heard a sound
+that set my heart beating harder than the German
+cannonading could make it. You would hardly
+believe it, but I heard the rolling of a drum up
+in the clouds. At first I couldn’t distinguish it
+above the booming of the guns and the crackling
+of the rifle fire. But there came a lull, and the
+drum began rapping out like the crying of the
+moor fowl between the discharges of a thunderstorm,
+and it brought the tears to my eyes and the
+fear of God to my heart, for I know the Summoner of
+Gordonmuir by now, and, oh, to think that he should
+have crossed the seas to play the last of the Gordons
+of Gordonmuir home! It was a grand and wonderful
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</span>sound to hear the noise of battle dying away to our
+right and the artillery bursting out on our left, and
+all the while, above German and Scotch and English,
+our bonny Drummer playing the devil’s own march
+out of God’s sky!</p>
+
+<p>“But before I found the ditch again, I lost my
+way and the darkness came over me. I was hit by a
+bullet in the leg, and the loss of blood took the heart
+and the feeling out of me, and I just lay down within
+sound of the Drummer and waited to die. In the
+morning, they picked me up unconscious, but not too
+badly hurt, for I was back in the line a fortnight later.</p>
+
+<p>“But Master Allan and his colonel, they found
+them lying where I had left them, in the midst of a
+pile of empty rifles. The Germans never dared come
+up to the pair of them, though they could have marched
+straight forward and none to hinder them. Maybe
+they were afeared and maybe their bones were too
+heavy, and maybe the Drummer of Gordonmuir
+had drummed holy terror into their souls. I am
+thinking that the Germans must be an unholy people
+and displeasing to Almighty God, that He should
+allow the heathen spirits and kelpies out of the woods
+to come all the way from Scotland to discourage
+them!”</p>
+
+<p>Poor Murdoch! He was hard hit this time, and
+he began to rave again. It was the same story he
+told again and again until the night he died, holding
+my hand and calling out to Allan. I have no doubt
+that he is acting gillie to him somewhere in the next
+world, beyond space and the other side of time. He
+would not have wished to live after his chief.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>A month later, a postscript to this story reached
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</span>me as strangely as such things can occur. I was
+sitting up one night in my billet, translating a batch
+of German papers and sorting what useful intelligence
+I could glean from the epistolary rigmarole, when a
+written date stabbed me like a knife.</p>
+
+<p>It was the date of the day on which Allan had been
+killed, and it headed what purported to be a private
+soldier’s account of the fighting from the side of the
+attack. I read it through very carefully and then
+made a translation, not for the use of the general
+staff, but for the trustees of Gordonmuir. The last
+page ran as follows:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p class="right">
+ <i>Before Ypres, October 31, 1914.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p>In spite of the fierce attacks which we delivered
+during the day, the English line was not perceptibly
+thinned in any direction where we could push our
+final thrust. At one point of attack we could
+distinctly hear the drums of the enemy playing
+all the time to the rear, which showed that they
+had available men in that direction. This, together
+with a slackening of fire, gave us to understand
+that it was a ruse. We shifted our attack
+accordingly down the line, but up to this moment we
+have not yet broken through.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_SUPREME_COMPLIMENT">
+ THE SUPREME COMPLIMENT
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>She was very beautiful, far and away the most
+beautiful feminine divinity of our generation. It
+was a puzzle how the Manufacturer of Gods
+and Goddesses achieved her manufacture with the
+human elements at His disposal, for even the
+most exquisite skeleton of whittled ivory as a background
+and the finest modelling of the refined and
+rosy clay of girlhood, all tightly and attractively
+enclosed in the thinnest and most transparent chicken-skin,
+could not account for the charm of Melissa Delme.
+Minute were the saphenous veins underlying her
+satined skin. Her eyes were glaucous as those
+of the grey-eyed Athena. Her hair was as barley-sugar
+finely spun. Her lips tied a tiny tulip. Her
+feet were quicksilver. No reference to her stage
+success is needed. From the moment that she first
+appeared at the Hounslow Hippodrome to the series
+of rapturous farewells for ever associating her name
+with Worthing Pier, her professional path was a
+rose alley and her private life a continual and seraphic
+serenade.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps that was why it was so dull. It was all
+Up without Down. Her whole life worked like a
+little piece of divine clockwork. Delicate as was
+her art, her success was machinelike. It was too
+perfect to admit of any criticism or even of much
+discussion. It is true there was some division in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</span>the Clubs as to whether she sang better than she
+acted or whether she played the violin better than
+either. At White’s a vote was actually taken and
+her power of song exalted above her expression in
+music. The Travellers’, on the other hand, decided
+that she danced even better than she sang. At the
+Bachelors’, however, these matters remained too painful
+for discussion.</p>
+
+<p>So her life remained unutterably dull. Every man
+who met her fell in love punctually at the third minute,
+and remained doing and saying and presumably thinking
+the same things at scheduled intervals. The
+London male seemed to be furbished and furnished
+from the same gigantic slot-machine. She had only
+to drop a pennyworth of smile and press with her
+hand, for the same wearisome sequel to follow, the
+same inane amatory collapse, the same letters, the
+same flowers to match the cut and dry compliments,
+the same proposals. For a fortnight she once fled to
+America in wild hope of variety and adventure, but
+returned sadly after enduring the same accents and
+the same accidents from New York to Chicago, and
+back.</p>
+
+<p>Melissa Delme remained on the stage for two years
+of crowded life and crowded audiences. But the
+greater the crowds that flocked to see and hear her,
+the more lonely she became. She was too bright a
+constellation to become companionable. Had she
+been less a paragon she might have found a paramour.
+But she remained as intact and virtuous as a marble
+statue in the midst of a shopful of brittle and vulgar
+Chelsea china. She was really a little too beautiful
+and it had made her capricious and careless. Some
+women try to resemble posters, but it was the posters
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</span>that tried to look like Melissa Delme. She had long
+ceased to care whether she was admired or not. She
+only cared whether she admired herself. All other
+admiration was commonplace, but the flashing compliments
+of her mirror were Narcissan and acceptable.
+Externally she became exquisitely unique. Within
+she remained unabatingly bored. She never expected
+to fall in love. The God, Who made her, had exhausted
+Himself, and in finishing His masterpiece forgot or
+withheld one thing, the capability of receiving or
+feeling love. So she remained the divine masterpiece
+and mistress of no man. Then the time came when
+she was understood to be considering proposals and
+they multiplied, but without disclosing more
+originality than so many tenders from British tradesmen.
+The first note of variety occurred in the letter
+of a Cabinet Minister in Holland. She read it and
+took it as a joke, but in the end she married him and
+took a Dutch treat. Tell it not in White’s and whisper
+it not at the Bachelors’ Club! It appeared that he
+held a very responsible position in his own country as
+Minister of Cheeses. So she settled down in the
+romantic Hague and gave birth to a succession of
+little Dutch dolls. There is no foundation to the
+rumour that she was the only woman to cause jealousy
+to the Queen of Holland. She was never anything
+but virtuous, beautiful and bored. In the end her
+beauty bored herself. She was too beautiful; that
+was all. There was no flaw in her morals or in her
+looks. She was only discovered to be not quite
+human, which was not surprising as she had been
+created a Goddess.</p>
+
+<p>But it is historical to relate that supreme efforts
+were made during her sparkling career on the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</span>stage to deviate her virtue and to keep her for
+England.</p>
+
+<p>When all ordinary compliments had failed, the more
+ingenious of her admirers set themselves on the path
+of invention. One of them sent her a beautiful leather
+toilet bag with every article made in chocolate—chocolate
+hair-brushes, chocolate flasks and bottles,
+chocolate scissors and manicure with enough silver-paper
+to give the illusion of reality. She played with
+it for half an hour before she sent it to the Children’s
+Hospital. I mention this comparative success, for
+the idea was originally mine and was carried out by
+my dear friend Ernest Beaugent, who spent the best
+years of his life and genius courting Melissa Delme.
+His hot rival during those years was his brother Peter,
+who on hearing of the success of my chocolate immediately
+and recklessly capped the gift the next day
+by sending her a whole portmanteau stuffed with
+sweets. That was possibly why confectionery figured
+so considerably in his later bankruptcy proceedings.
+Then Melissa took to skating, and all her admirers
+ransacked the dealers for skates—iron skates, steel
+skates, American skates, Swiss skates, Norwegian
+skates. However, Peter triumphed for a winter by
+having a pair of skates made of gold with steel blades.
+Gold skates could not be trumped, and it was not till
+the spring that Ernest found occasion to cap the
+compliment.</p>
+
+<p>It was over camellias. In those days flowers were
+often unprocurable in England. There was no flower
+express from the Riviera. The flower industry in the
+Channel Isles had not been developed. To ask for
+a bunch of camellias in January was like asking for
+plovers’ eggs at Christmas. Yet that was exactly
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</span>what Melissa asked of Ernest one Monday morning,
+presumably to be quit of his attentions for the week.
+She was going to the Opera on the Wednesday and said
+she would much like to carry a bouquet of camellias.
+Instead of offering her the moon on a silver salver or
+a slice of the sun, would he be practical enough to
+procure so simple a nosegay? Ernest went out
+thinking. That night he crossed to Paris. Melissa
+must have thought no more of him, for he afterwards
+learnt that she had ordered herself a large spray of
+artificial blossoms. He crossed to Paris because he
+did not believe that the camellias were really impossible
+to obtain. He happened to be a railway director by
+trade, and one of an inventive turn of mind. Though
+born a gentleman and bred a graduate, he had surprised
+Victorian society by becoming a competent
+engine-driver. He had qualified in all the tests, and
+every Saturday instead of a ride in the Park or joining
+a shooting-party he used to drive an Express to some
+watering-place on the South Coast. He was on the
+Company’s reserve list of drivers in case of invasion
+or railway strike. And in emergency he was always
+liable to be summoned. Several times he had driven
+Royalty without mention of his name being made in
+the Court Circular. It remains, by the way, for a
+Labour Government to insert among the names of
+guests or preachers who have the honour of boring their
+Majesties the names of the honest engineers and
+stokers who have the honour of driving them.</p>
+
+<p>Ernest’s Directorship enabled him to keep back
+the next train due to leave for Calais, which being duly
+caught he sat back and let thoughts run through his
+brain valves with an open throttle. He reached Paris
+the next morning and called on his French colleagues,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</span>who were Directors of the lines to the Riviera. Haltingly
+but obstinately he explained how important it
+was that he should have certain flowers in London by
+the evening of the following day. It was believed
+that there was one horticulturist in the South of France
+who kept a camellia farm.</p>
+
+<p>He had long held the repute of a mad Englishman
+among his French colleagues and his predilection for
+driving engines appeared only a vagary of sport. It
+was more conceivable to them that he should want a
+special train to fetch camellias from the Riviera, but
+even so whether it was, as he said, for a wedding or,
+as they suspected, <i>pour complimenter une dame</i>, it
+seemed an inconceivable luxury. They suggested
+telegraphing and arranging for the next train from the
+Riviera to bring a few blossoms on his behalf. He
+assented wildly and waited a day and a night in Paris.
+He was fond of describing how the Riviera Express
+reached Paris on the early morning of Wednesday
+leaving him one half-hour to transfer the expected
+bouquet of camellias to the first train leaving for
+London. What was his amazement when he found
+the officials of the train struggling under three huge
+baskets full!</p>
+
+<p>There was just time to convey them from the <i>Paris,
+Lyon Méditerranée</i> station to the train at the <i>Gare
+du Nord</i>. That evening he reached her apartment
+and sent a fresh bouquet to her while she was dressing.
+The answer was an invitation to her box that night.
+He had moved her at last! The compliment had shot
+home and it only remained for him to crown his deed
+by scattering the remainder of the flowers outside her
+doors as a surprise. He emptied three basketfuls.
+There were a hundred bunches at least in each and to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</span>his delight they carpeted the whole of the tiny space
+between her dressing-room and her sitting-room.
+Bunch by bunch he flowered the floor and went his
+way. The result could only be imagined. When
+Melissa Delme swept out of her room in an opera cloak
+of the colour of green agate with a silver lining she
+felt her feet treading on something soft. It was a
+minute before she realised that the carpet had changed
+its touch and texture during the time she had taken
+to change herself into evening clothes. Later in the
+evening she allowed Ernest to know that he had added
+a full minute’s delight to her simpler emotions. It
+was undiluted triumph!</p>
+
+<p>News of Ernest’s <i>coup</i> percolated the Clubs and
+led to more and more serious attempts to win the
+unwinnable. His contemporaries racked their brains
+and their bank accounts in the endeavour to surprise
+and please her, but she was difficult to surprise and
+impossible to please. For her generation she remained
+more than a little unattainable. She was the great
+unattained. In fantasy I can visualise her now.
+She had green-pupilled eyes like emeralds washed under
+spring water, and hair that was neither gold nor
+bronze. Her step was long famous on the boards. It
+was said by critics to be precisely composed of a
+Fairy’s falter, an Angel’s tread and a Dryad’s trip.
+The divinities entrusted with her composition had
+very deceptively fitted layers of Aphrodite and Adonis
+in the mould without vitiating the exquisiteness of
+her sex. Her boyishness made her girlishness even
+more feminine. Her femininity framed her boyishness
+to perfection. While she reigned on the stage, her
+dazzling purity, based on boredom and the unfortunate
+omission of one vital element in her celestial make-up,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</span>made the acting profession even more respectable than
+it really is. Clergymen’s daughters applied for places
+in the Chorus; an Archdeacon’s wife wrote a play
+called “Archidiaconal Functions,” which three Bishops
+incidentally denounced by Pastoral without having
+read, and several Dowagers wrote to Mr. Edwardes
+of the Gaiety Theatre giving permission for their
+unmarried daughters to play leading parts.</p>
+
+<p>And all the while Ernest was devising new ways of
+surprising her, and his brother was trying to cap and
+supplant him. Ernest’s love became Platonic perforce.
+He took the habit of inquiring her holiday movements
+and taking the engine-driver’s place on the metals.
+It pleased him fiercely to think that her life unwittingly
+was in his hands; that he was even directing her path
+and her speed; that while she lay back in cushioned
+companionship he kept lone watch spying out her
+lightning track, as though it had been granted to him
+to carry her through space. The first time he had
+hopped off the cab at the end of the journey and
+revealed himself under his oily rags she was more than
+surprised. For the second time in his life he had
+pleased her. No admirer hitherto had adopted such
+an unexpected disguise of approach. The second time
+he appeared to her as an engine-driver she took no
+notice. In the end he was content to drive the trains
+in which she was travelling out of pure and unrewarded
+intellectual love.</p>
+
+<p>Peter had no profession or accomplishments, so he
+could only waste ways and means to keep step with
+his brother’s courtship of Melissa. He once crossed
+the Continent to watch her change trains at York.
+She was staying in a country house, to which he had
+failed of an invitation, but he travelled two days and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</span>a night to be in time to meet her on the platform and
+to carry her wraps to the next. Then he waited bareheaded
+while her train drew out.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after this romantic excursion Peter’s affairs
+passed from bad to worse financially, and finally a
+family conclave met to decide whether to cut his
+losses or cut him adrift. Peter was the only light-hearted
+person at this domestic trial and investigation.
+Though Melissa was never mentioned, it was found
+that his debts had been largely incurred in planning and
+conducting surprises, parties and compliments on her
+behalf. His family were grave but generous. Ernest,
+as head of the family, took a lenient view towards
+one whom he considered an ineffectual rival; the
+game was in his hands. He suggested that his brother
+should leave the country and promise his family not
+to return provided they guaranteed him a tolerable
+income out of their own inheritances. Peter’s future
+was thus settled. After the meeting Peter approached
+his brother and rather limply muttered that he was
+sorry to have caused all this trouble, but that if his
+brother would lend him sixty pounds down that day
+he would gladly sail to Australia and forgo the
+annuity his relations so kindly proposed for him. He
+promised they would never hear of him again unless
+he struck gold or won the Melbourne Cup. Ernest
+looked into his brother’s sheepy eyes and felt moved
+both to pity and economy. It was surely better to
+present him with sixty pounds then and there than to
+give him a banker’s order for an annual hundred. He
+drove him to the Bank and gave him the sum in crisp
+new notes, said good-bye handsomely and returned to
+his Club. He had reason to feel virtuous, generous
+and comfortable.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</span></p>
+
+<p>An hour later he was about to sit down to a good
+dinner when a messenger arrived from the Terminus
+station-master with an emergency summons to drive
+a Special to the South Coast that evening. He looked
+at his watch. He had twenty minutes to get to
+Victoria and look over his engine. It always did him
+good mentally and physically to drive a fast train to
+the sea, especially a small one made up of Saloon and
+Guard’s Van. He could imagine making a speed
+record with no stops. He was at Victoria in ten
+minutes. His overalls were ready and his favourite
+fireman was already wiping the clutches with an oil
+rag. It was a new powerful engine, the finest on the
+line, and he spent every minute before the start fingering
+and touching levers and parts. Steam had brought
+the boiler to the point of exasperation. At the sound
+of the whistle he loosed the engine with a sniff and
+a plunge across the Thames. It was exhilarating to
+gather speed and he had no thought of the occupants
+of the Saloon—semi-royalties or South American
+millionaires, no doubt. He gave them a rippling run
+over the steel threads through Surrey and Kent.
+The engine throbbed and danced to all the emotions
+that are procurable to steam and grease and steel,
+and Ernest made the dash of his life—one indeed that
+he was never to forget, though it was years before he
+dared tell, even in the secret recesses of his Club.</p>
+
+<p>As he neared Folkestone he felt proud of his own
+driving. He had not lost a minute out of the fastest
+expected time. He was moving the engine across the
+points as slickly as a dancer moves his partner in and
+out of corners on a dancing floor. He slowed the
+train down to an exact standstill like a musician
+bringing to final poise and close some great piece upon
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</span>the organ. He felt the great instrument of hissing
+pipes and pounding pistons and escaping winds sink
+under his powerful handling to a solemn standstill.
+But when all was over and the fireman was creeping
+round the front of the engine with the oiler, Ernest
+felt a certain curiosity to see what particular Pasha
+or Serene Highness or Great Mogul or plain New
+Yorker could have afforded the cost of such a trip.
+Slipping off the panting mass of metal he passed round
+the station into the waiting-room, through which the
+passengers were bound to pass. With a greater throb
+at heart than the engine had given in its fastest
+moments, Ernest reeled. He had recognised that the
+Serene Highness in this case was Melissa Delme. He
+could only pull the greasy cap off his head and stand
+to foolish attention. Whether she deigned to recognise
+him or not he never knew, for he devoted his eyesight
+to exchanging a long and meaning look with the
+Pasha. The Pasha was brother Peter! Ernest said
+he just stood and choked, as though he had swallowed
+a lump of train grease. When the couple had both
+disappeared in the direction of the Boulogne boat he
+began to feel that there was something magnificent in
+his brother’s performance. Ernest crawled home on
+a goods train and on arrival at Victoria inquired what
+the cost of the Special had been. He was told that it
+had cost just sixty pounds!</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="A_STUDY_IN_SMOKE">
+ A STUDY IN SMOKE
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>All that winter of the war men laboured at
+furious speed to furnish the guns which the
+British Government had forgotten to make
+before the war. Guns were needed imperatively for
+the navy, and even more for the hapless army bogged
+in Flanders mud. So the factories and foundries of
+Woolhurst worked at full pressure. The factories
+screamed and glittered through day and night, and
+the foundries drew a muffled roar as an occasional red
+mist burst out of their chimneys and a gun or part of a
+gun was cast. It was slow but furious work—furious
+in the detail of fire and molten metal, slow in the
+aggregate of fitting and testing each mighty gun.
+Furious work for the sweltering workers, stokers, and
+moulders, but slow, infinitely slow, to the waiting
+officials, and slowest still for the officers and men
+waiting for gun equipment by land or sea.</p>
+
+<p>To beget a gun on official paper is a different thing
+from its long generation and growth in the foundries.
+An order can order but not quicken a gun’s delivery.
+The most imperious official cannot make the molten
+metal more malleable to man’s dire need.</p>
+
+<p>Thousands of workers wrought like cogs in a machine,
+surrendering their thought and strength to the metal.
+The pay was good and the toil overwhelming. There
+was no time or strength left to think of anything
+except the immediate toil. They were fascinated and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</span>caught like moths upon the outskirts of that chaotic
+bonfire for which they were binding iron faggots and
+filling steel squibs. Cranes, lorries, and trucks picked
+up their output and disappeared. There was no time
+to ask a question. The harder and fiercer they worked,
+the sooner the war would be over. Only madmen and
+Socialists asked why. The argument stood that the
+higher and brighter the bonfire was piled, the sooner it
+would be burnt out to a finish. No one in the Woolhurst
+factories queried the uselessness and meaninglessness
+of all their labour except Ben, the local Labour
+leader. Whatever he was known as to the officials,
+he was Ben to his fellows, and always had been, in
+strike and out of strike time. He worked with the
+rest but he did not think with them. The bitter
+humours, which a little reading and much agitating
+had left in his brain, were not dissipated in the burning
+fires of the foundry. He grew bitter as he grew
+wearier. He felt careless whether he gave his full
+power to the work of destroying the workmen of
+another country. It was only the war of one ant-hill
+against another. Patriotism had not caught him in
+the board-school, and less during his apprenticeship to
+work. His education was what he had given himself
+out of the <i>Labour Press</i> and from second-hand copies
+of Marx and Carlyle. As he grew careless, he grew
+clumsier and earned the curses of the foreman, as far
+as curses availed against the hot blasts. He hated his
+work and all around him.... He hated the great
+gun which they were casting in molten form. He
+could see the white-hot metal pouring like milk out of
+the furnace. The sight did not exhilarate him in the
+way it seemed to inspire the others. His muscles
+relaxed and his eyes went languidly out of focus. The
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</span>seething mass of blazing liquid drew his languor into
+itself. The foreman was still cursing. It needed only
+a touch to upset his balance. Without a splash or a
+ripple he passed into the fiery mass ... an accident!</p>
+
+<p>There are times when a ship cannot be stopped for
+a paltry individual who has fallen overboard, and the
+foundry could not be held up for one man’s remains.
+A big gun is worth many human lives. Besides, he
+had disappeared. Cremation was complete and total.</p>
+
+<p>By the time the glowing liquor had passed into the
+moulds and entered into the long process of cooling,
+the human moth was charred to the nothingness of
+carbon, and every bone and particle was digested by
+the steel. His tomb not only enclosed but absorbed
+him. He had become part and ingredient of his own
+sepulchre.... And there could be no inquest, for
+there was no relic for a coroner’s inspection. Long
+before the gun was adjusted with all its minute and
+meticulous parts, long before it was tested and sent
+to a naval dockyard, the unfortunate man it contained
+was forgotten, and had become as nameless and
+anonymous as the gun itself. Nameless was the
+six-inch gun that was sent to sea, and nameless let
+the cruiser remain on which it was hoisted.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>For weary weeks <i>H.M.S. ——</i> patrolled the northern
+mists, with a brighter interval in the Mediterranean.
+Undeviating drill and perpetual practice brought crews
+and armament to a stage of perfection bordering on
+staleness. The chaplain came into the captain’s
+room with a puzzled look.</p>
+
+<p>“Sick?” queried the skipper.</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said the chaplain, “I have been talking to
+the men.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Not done talking to them yet?” laughed the
+other, who took a good-natured but perfectly sceptical
+view about chaplains and their functions.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I should say,” suggested the chaplain,
+“that they have been talking to me lately.”</p>
+
+<p>“What about?”</p>
+
+<p>“About spirits!”</p>
+
+<p>The captain shifted his foot and spun round: “I
+thought it was your business to talk to them about
+spirits, and what you didn’t know about the spiritual
+simply wasn’t spirits”—and he laughed outright.</p>
+
+<p>“This is not my kind of spirit.”</p>
+
+<p>“The men will want to be teaching me my job
+next!” exclaimed the captain.</p>
+
+<p>“These are not the spirits of the Prayer Book so
+much as ...”</p>
+
+<p>“What?”</p>
+
+<p>“The spirits that are called ghosts.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, are there no ghosts in the Bible?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, but not quite the same kind that the men
+have come to believe is on board this ship.”</p>
+
+<p>Anything affecting the nerves of the men became a
+preoccupation of the skipper, and he grew grave.</p>
+
+<p>“Go on.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, sir, it is very like a hallucination, but I
+thought you had better know what the men are
+thinking about, in case it is interfering with their
+work. They do not like handling one of the starboard
+six-inch guns.”</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean? It is brand-new and tested
+to the ounce.”</p>
+
+<p>“The men think there is a spirit in that gun and
+that he appears every time they fire the gun.”</p>
+
+<p>“Cannot they blow him out?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</span></p>
+
+<p>“No, for it is in the smoke after firing that they
+discern the figure of a man, and they think that he
+will end by sinking the ship....”</p>
+
+<p>There was a longish silence, for the captain was far
+too good a sailor not to know the part superstition
+plays in a sailor’s life. Devoid of religion himself, he
+was calculating the result of such a fear on the gun’s
+crew. For months the Grand Fleet had been chafing
+at anchor, with intervals spent bursting through the
+fogs or charging the mists. Mysterious performances
+known as P. Z. exercises, devised by admirals, carried
+out by captains, and rectified in practice by humble
+individuals in chart-rooms, occupied most of their
+seagoing. The exact strategists were learning that
+accuracy and certainty were more difficult to obtain
+on the water than on paper. The reckonings of ships
+varied, and the value of given fire against given
+armament did not always respond to theory. Even
+blindfold chess gave more certain results. This was
+blindfold boxing against an enemy who was as often
+below as above the waters. Months of phantom-chasing
+took its effect on men’s minds. Crews became
+used to being called to action preceding no action.
+Destroyers reported enemies that melted into mist,
+and imaginary submarines caused panic in the Firth
+and the Flow. The invisible enemy preyed more
+substantially on their minds than would have been
+the case had action materialised. The strain told,
+and the sarcastic elements seemed to mimic the thunder
+of guns whose smoke only curled into the mocking
+clouds.</p>
+
+<p>The practice day following the conversation of
+chaplain and captain on <i>H.M.S. ——</i> was fine and
+clear. The Dreadnoughts were slowly making line
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</span>to the practice-ground, preceded by the cruisers in
+formation, while the destroyers ran in and out like
+bicycles twisting amongst huge motor-buses. The
+captain of <i>H.M.S. ——</i> took his position on the
+bridge, and asked the chaplain to stand on the far
+end to note the firing, while he remained at the other.</p>
+
+<p>“Watch the firing of the forecastle-guns, and
+especially of the starboard six-inch. I shall be glad to
+have your detailed report.”</p>
+
+<p>At a signal from the flag-ship the fire-control of the
+cruisers was tested. They fired in turn at a slow-moving
+target. The turn came for <i>H.M.S. ——</i>.
+The port forecastle-gun emitted a cloud of smoke, a
+great rolling blanket of white vapour. Captain and
+chaplain pierced it with their glasses, and it had
+rolled away before the splash of the shell showed
+where the aim had fallen short. The cruiser swung
+slowly round, and the brand-new 9·2 fired for the
+tenth time in its existence. Captain and chaplain
+watched the smoke without raising their glasses. It
+slowly melted in the bright breeze, disintegrating
+and discolouring of itself. It was quite thin before a
+man’s figure could be discerned struggling in the
+dissolving smoke. It seemed obvious, matter-of-fact,
+and chemical, except that it was a figure of smoke.
+The figure was only comprehensible for a moment or
+two, for the wind elongated his writhings; and his
+limbs, as though on the rack, were torn apart with
+delirious speed. But the impression of human agony
+remained with every human being who watched the
+torment of the smoke. Only the officer controlling
+the fire watched the target and noted how near the
+shell fell this time. By the time the next shot was
+fired, not a wisp of the ghostly smoke remained....
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</span>And the fear of doom remained in every heart on
+board that night except with the captain and the
+chaplain. The chaplain had decided clearly that it
+was either a fantasy or a divine omen. In the latter
+case it was for the good, and in the first case it did
+not matter. As for the captain, he was both puzzled
+and unafraid.</p>
+
+<p>The chaplain had noted the firing and its results
+very carefully as directed, and he handed his notes
+to the captain, who read them in his cabin. They
+were accurate and corresponded to the official account
+in the log.</p>
+
+<p>“You make no mention of the smoke,” suggested
+the captain.</p>
+
+<p>“No.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I saw a very distinct outline of a man in
+the smoke, and I expected you would have recorded it.”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” replied the other. “I particularly left the
+spook to you. It would have been no evidence for
+me to have seen and reported it, for I am officially
+supposed to believe in spirits.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” said the captain, “I who do not believe
+in them have seen this.”</p>
+
+<p>“Blessed rather are those who have not seen and
+yet have believed,” said the chaplain.</p>
+
+<p>“That is hardly my case,” replied the captain, “for
+I have most distinctly seen and yet have not believed.”</p>
+
+<p>Both turned then as sensible men to consider the
+effect of the hallucination, or whatever it was, on the
+crew of the gun, and incidentally on the whole ship.
+The men had come to regard it as a bad omen. To
+them it was worse than carrying round a corpse.
+They thought the gun was haunted and that, however
+deadly its firing to the enemy, it would in the end
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</span>prove more fatal to the ship. They believed they
+were on a doomed vessel. It was no use changing the
+crew of the gun, as the whole ship seemed involved.</p>
+
+<p>“Provided I can drop a hit on the enemy with that
+gun in action, I do not so much mind if the ship sinks
+under me,” was the captain’s final deliberation....</p>
+
+<p>The long wait of months was broken for some by
+the instantaneous decision of mine or explosion, for
+others by change of latitude and ship; for some,
+indeed, it was never broken; but for a few it was
+crossed by the magic signal, “action!” On a joyous
+day for <i>H.M.S. ——</i> issue was joined in the North
+Sea with a German raider supported in the dim distance
+by enemy light forces. The captain gathered all the
+threads of his life and training into his hand, and
+stood glued to the bridge. The chaplain went down
+to steady the men, who in the glad glow of coming
+action forgot all their troubles of body or mind. The
+moving smoke on the horizon was the sign of retreating
+enemy, and cruisers with torpedoes were dashing to
+cut them off. Every heart on board beat in steady
+throb of unison with the ship’s engines. Precious
+minutes passed, and the smokes on the horizon were
+no nearer. The largest smoke was separating from
+the others. Half an hour passed and a hull was
+outlined. It corresponded to the raider, one of those
+sweet prizes which had been dashing in and out of
+middies’ dreams for months. As the raider drew off
+from her escort, chancing a northern mist, <i>H.M.S. ——</i>
+followed into the gathering vapour. Fire was being
+exchanged between the others, but he reserved the
+raider to his own. Careless whether she was dropping
+mines, he pushed into her direct wake. In ten minutes
+he would open fire. And he did.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</span></p>
+
+<p>The fore-guns flashed in turn and eager glasses
+picked up the splash of the first shell falling short.
+The captain groaned, but his groan was choked with
+relief as he watched the next shell drop with a red
+flash on the raider’s bridge. He telephoned his
+congratulations to the gun’s crew, who received them
+in British silence. The red glare of fire was rising
+from the raider under the British fire. She was blazing
+steadily, and the captain no longer kept check of his
+guns. They were being fired in irregular but enthusiastic
+salvoes. The German flag was visible, white
+against the yellow smoke, so good were the captain’s
+glasses. Another glance and the flag was gone. He
+immediately gave the signal to cease firing. A
+destroyer ran in and fired a torpedo, whereat the
+raider turned quietly over....</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the rescuing to the destroyers, the captain
+of <i>H.M.S. ——</i> cheerfully inquired if there had been
+any casualties. The chaplain joined him on the
+bridge with a list.</p>
+
+<p>“I am afraid there have been a few.”</p>
+
+<p>“I never knew we were hit.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, we were not hit by the enemy, but unfortunately
+a six-inch gun starboard exploded after firing
+one shot, the second shot of the action, and the whole
+crew were killed or wounded.”</p>
+
+<p>The captain buried his face in his hands, forgetful
+that this was the end of the perfecting day of his
+career, when years of preparation were tested in action.
+Action and victory had come and also unlooked-for
+disaster.</p>
+
+<p>He could return home and report a brilliant and
+decisive action, but the nature of his casualties necessitated
+an inquiry. A great deal of evidence was taken
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</span>as to the explosion of the six-inch breech, and as little
+as possible was allowed to reach the public. It was
+proved that the gun had been made with every possible
+care, being tested and regulated in every way. The
+metal itself was subjected to a close examination, and
+found to be of the best. The only flaw was traced to
+a slight superfluity of carbon, which remained inexplicable
+amid the alloy, and no blame was attached to the
+maker, or to the crew or captain who had had charge
+of her in action. This carbon had undoubtedly brought
+about a weak point in the gun, and under pressure she
+had exploded, though in practice she had been successfully
+fired. It was an explanatory but unsatisfying
+report....</p>
+
+<p>A month later—“Carbon is a material cause at
+least,” remarked the captain to the chaplain, “and
+carbon could have come from a man.”</p>
+
+<p>“That is a possible solution, if you think it likely
+that some man fell accidentally into the gun when it
+was cast,” replied the chaplain.</p>
+
+<p>“I know it,” said the captain, “for it was my
+suspicion, and a private and careful inquiry has
+placed me in possession of the fact that this gun came
+from a foundry where a man had been actually lost
+in the molten metal.”</p>
+
+<p>Both sat in stony silence, and then the captain rose
+to go.</p>
+
+<p>“Whatever I saw and you saw and the ship’s crew
+saw, the cause was material and a man.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, and as you have had reason to observe, a
+man is a spirit,” said the chaplain, returning to his
+duties....</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_MISSIONARY">
+ THE MISSIONARY
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The life web of Theodosia McSolomon was short
+but vividly painted and could only be picked
+and plaited together from different angles of
+the globe. To begin with, she was brought up strictly,
+straitly, and even sanctimoniously by her father and
+mother, who were Presbyterian Minister and Ministress
+in a secluded corner of the County Armagh in Ireland.
+It was called Gortaherrin. She grew up to honour
+her father and mother, though she could hardly have
+wished the long days promised in the land for such
+servitude. She could hardly have desired long life
+in their lifetime, for she served them more as a slavey
+than as a daughter. Her brother Theophilus helped
+her with the harder work in the kitchen until he went
+to college, whereupon she sank into the position of
+servant except on Sundays, when she occupied the
+front pew at the Meeting House. It remained a sign
+to her of salvation, social as well as celestial.</p>
+
+<p>She grew into graceful girlhood, tall, and healthy as
+the wild rush under the sweetening sky; waxen-white,
+not the white of sickness, but the white of the hawthorn’s
+limelight bloom on the hedgerows in spring.
+Her nature stayed deliciously unspoilt, for she had
+never known a kind <ins id='cor_131' title='Original: work'>word</ins> or a kind action, nor expected
+either. She lived on buttermilk and eggs, and turf-baked
+soda-bread. She seemed content with her fate,
+but for no particular reason except that fate was not
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</span>discontented with her. She had the essentials of life
+without a single extra. Face-powder, love-letters,
+corsets were of the Devil! She was not unhappy, for
+she had never known what it was to be happy. And
+healthier she grew and fairer and more wiry in all
+her curving limbs, but her hair was not wire. It was
+best described as spun primrose petals; spun into a
+thin silken weft. It was of a texture that made the
+daffodil look coarse and the yellow-wagtail seem
+painted. The closest clue in nature was the glint of
+the full harvest moon on the yellow shooks of the
+bogland corn when ripe and reaped. It was as thin
+and nearly as transparent as a thread of baby’s spit,
+each hair of her. And she wore it in the shape of a
+little tight unwieldy bun like a tennis ball that has
+collected cobwebs.</p>
+
+<p>Her garments were ghastly. One annual skirt.
+Mother’s old hats trimmed with ribbon. Father’s
+cast combinations patched and reefed with thick
+darning thread. A scarecrow’s purgatory in sum!
+The good girl sincerely did not wish to be any expense
+to her dear parents. She was given no opportunity to
+be so. Mother would have liked to have been affectionate,
+but affection had been mangled out of her.
+She asked nothing of a life in which she perceived
+nothing. All was in the life to come. Without
+meaning it, she weighed like wet washing on Theodosia.
+Father was always as erect as an arrow and as indeflectible
+as the Grace in which he was imbued and
+abounding. He stood in Grace up to the ear-lobes.
+His high hat was smooth with Grace and his boots
+were greased therewith. His only trouble in life was
+how to give unto others out of his over-abundance of
+Grace. Mother had Grace, sufficient for salvation,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</span>though father had had his doubts of her once, returning
+from their honeymoon. Theodosia ought to have had
+Grace, for everything humanly possible had been
+done to instil the divine condiment into her soul.
+However, she had always been a very unresponsive
+child. Even at her baptism she had not cried, to the
+amazement and disappointment of the old Irish
+woman who held her and believed that departing
+demons should cause screams in the normal way.
+Apparently they had preferred to stay. And later
+Theodosia’s honey-coloured hair had given further
+anxiety to the old woman who had tended her with
+some goats and hens in childhood. It was not quite
+the same colour as the scutched flax which yellow hair
+should resemble. It was stranger still. Her mother
+must have been overlooked by the fairies before
+Theodosia was born. Farmers’ maids would never
+let her see the churn or a new-born calf for fear of
+blinking the milk or overlooking their cattle. They
+thought her hair unlucky. It was not a decent human
+colour.</p>
+
+<p>In the vacation her brother brought home a fellow-student
+from Trinity, Josiah McWherry. He was a
+lithe and likely lad. All day Josiah and Theophilus
+studied for the Ministry, and in the evening they
+conversed with the Minister’s family. The Minister
+was of great use to the boys on any point of philology
+or philosophy. He had swept gold medals into the
+full of his student’s cap. On Sunday nights he would
+only talk Doctrine, and he was still fervent against
+Unitarians, with whom there had been great controversy
+in his youth. He used to talk about the great
+Doctor Hanna—“Roaring Hanna.” And he always
+ended upon a great orthodox note: “As the Father
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</span>is God, so is the Son God, and the Holy Ghost is God.”
+He was a Trinitarian to the backbone, and would have
+stood stiffer than a stake in the flames. However,
+there was nothing except Unitarians and Papists for
+him to feel stiff about in his young day. Home Rule
+and women’s bicycling came later. Spiders scuttled
+and beam-lice somersaulted when he spoke on either
+of those subjects. One was the destruction of the
+Union with England, and the other of the marriage-union.
+He would not give Home Rule to Papists or
+to women. It was by the firelight, listening to Dr.
+McSolomon, that Josiah first saw the glint of silvery
+golden-grey in Theodosia’s hair. When she leaned
+over the blazing turf, the red light played through
+the long plaits. They were allowed to be let down
+in the evening, and the effect by fire was like mulled
+claret poured over melting butter—not that Josiah
+knew the joys of claret at any temperature. But he
+looked long and often at the primrose hair and contrasted
+it with the flower face, which was always as
+white as snow—white as the fuller’s earth, thought
+Josiah scripturally. But he kept his thoughts to
+his presbytical self, and not till he returned to Trinity
+did he indite a series of sensible letters concerning
+sights in Dublin, which Theodosia was allowed to
+read after perusal by each parent in turn. Naught
+suspecting or imagining, she wrote a nice answer full
+of Gortaherrin news, and a pleasant, callow correspondence
+was opened between the Manse and that
+famous seat of learning in Dublin. Correspondence
+was encouraged, as it gave city news to the old birds.
+Josiah returned for the next vacation, and ventured
+to propose to Theodosia. She accepted him from a
+mixture of ingrained modesty and obedience. Her
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</span>parents were not informed owing to her total innocence,
+and took no suspicion until an incautious love-letter
+sent to her (care of a romantic local post-mistress)
+and sewed into Theodosia’s pillow was found by
+Theodosia’s mother and handed to Theodosia’s father,
+who was unable to speak for several days. He always
+acted slowly and deliberately. Hasty wrath or unweighed
+reprobation was neither in his policy nor of
+his temperament. Theodosia was not lectured or
+beaten or accused of any specific crime, but she was
+locked into her bedroom for a fortnight and nourished
+upon the bread of affliction and the water of tears.
+The letter received no allusion at home, but she never
+received another. Josiah McWherry wrote four Sundays
+in succession and received no answer. Puzzled,
+he stopped writing. She obviously did not enjoy
+reading in ink what she had allowed him to whisper
+over the firelight or when she was washing the delph.
+He was a faint lover.</p>
+
+<p>She took her medicine well, though she imagined she
+had touched the outskirts of romance. A gentle thrill
+had attuned her, though Josiah had only proposed a
+nice arrangement for her, a sort of transfer in domestic
+service for the future, and she had wrongfully kept it
+from her parents. Love was a term of mixed meaning
+to her. Love was something peculiar to God, and
+mortals who indulged in love got into trouble. God
+so loved the world that He had damned most of their
+neighbours, the Roman Catholics for sure, and the
+more-worldly Episcopalians, who went to the Horse
+Show and Monte Carlo to spend their rents. Theodosia
+came out of her room chastened. The rod of John
+Calvin had been thrust under her milky skin. It was
+a priceless skin, for which many a woman of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</span>world would have flayed her own in exchange. It was
+as clear and clean as wind-flowers reflected in the
+moonlight water.</p>
+
+<p>She had not seen her father during the fortnight.
+He was waiting for her in his study. With one terrible
+frown he absolved and abolished the past. Then he
+revealed the future. Correspondence of any kind was
+forbidden. She must promise never to write to Josiah
+again, and she promised, giving her simple word, that
+was as adamantine as that of Medes and Persians.
+She had undoubtedly written more than one love-letter
+herself, or Josiah would not have been beguiled
+into his evil communications. Dr. McSolomon regarded
+her as a lapsed child until she had atoned.
+Grace might still be applied mercifully. Grace had
+been noticed to reside to a fuller degree than usual in
+a neighbouring minister, Mr. Caleb McRoarty, a sober,
+steady and godly-minded widower living in those
+circumstances which never receive the meed of pity
+and attention accorded to the state of widowhood.
+When has a merry widower been bespoken? Mr.
+McRoarty might be expected to call any day and
+press his suit, which Theodosia was reminded needed
+no pressing. She would have a chance to become
+mistress of her delph and her mangle, and to preside
+over a Manse of her own.</p>
+
+<p>This was the second time Theodosia felt her life
+stirred to the core. It gave her intense repulsion
+and she shrank like a flower into its half-opened bud.
+When Mr. McRoarty called, she wished for the first
+time that she had never been born, but she showed
+no tremor, no protest, no scene. She had a deep
+feeling that her life must turn far otherwise, and,
+when her parents left her in the kitchen with Mr.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</span>McRoarty she heard him with present smiling and
+absent mind. He was well-meaning and inclined to
+be absorbent. The first touch of absorption was
+pain to Theodosia, but in the circumstances
+Mr. McRoarty believed his caress had been not only
+permissible but acceptable. He embraced her over
+and over. It was his way of clinching a bargain. He
+had already given her father a cow. It was an
+exchange in kind, and Theodosia seemed willingly his.
+Sentiment might be thrown into the bargain. But
+his clutching arms tore down the curtain, and she
+suddenly glimpsed life in a Manse with this black-coated
+but fangless gorilla. He was not cruel or
+vicious to look at, not very amorous even, unless it
+was of her hair, which he fastened into a plait and
+rubbed over his mouth. Theodosia started like a
+sensitive human violin. She could not bear to be
+scraped by those large hands, though they thumbed
+the Gospel; or kissed by those thin lips, though anointed
+with the dew of a thousand sermons. She shivered
+and writhed until he stopped. She stood in a stupor
+without saying a word till he went out and bade
+good night to her complacent parents.</p>
+
+<p>Then the break came. Hurrying into the kitchen
+she washed until she had washed her face clean and
+clean, and brushed until she had brushed his stickiness
+out of her hair. What was she to do? She felt like
+wax that could not rid itself of his impression. She
+blew out the candle and still saw him gibbering
+round her in the dark with the horrible agility of old
+men who momentarily believe themselves young.
+His flaccid kisses still sounded in her ear-drums.
+She lit the light again and determined to write to
+Josiah, who was living with his father in Belfast.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</span>Yet she had promised, and to break a promise was to
+go to Hell. Then the elfin element in her made a
+nudge. Why not send Josiah an empty envelope?
+It was a sign to be interpreted and it was not exactly
+writing a letter. She addressed an envelope and
+wrote nothing within. But would he understand
+that it meant an empty heart, blank despair and
+appeal for help? But the fairy part of her worked like
+a charm. She snipped off a primrose tress of her hair,
+placed it inside the envelope and ran with it in the
+night to the post office. She couldn’t have written
+less. She couldn’t have sent more. And she had
+not broken her Christian word!</p>
+
+<p>Josiah had the courage or curiosity of youth to
+understand, for he came over from his father’s Manse
+three days later. She was lucky enough to see him
+in the road before he took the turn into the Manse.
+She ran to meet him and to tell him all. When
+they came to the Manse door, her father was waiting.
+He did not seem to mind Josiah’s arrival, and let him
+stay to supper, questioning him kindly about his
+examinations. Josiah found himself alone with the
+old man and plucked courage to mention his case.
+“Theodosia and I had kind words together last
+vacation and I hope you did not mind the letters I
+could not help writing to her. I know she showed
+them to you.”</p>
+
+<p>Dr. McSolomon smiled a deep and saturnine smile.
+He so seldom smiled that the motion produced a
+little stiffness in his face for the rest of the evening.
+When it was time for Josiah to leave, he informed
+him quietly that Mr. Caleb McRoarty had made
+successful application for Theodosia’s hand and that
+he intended marrying them himself the next month.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</span>As a matter of fact Dr. McSolomon had only intended
+to inform Caleb of this the next morning. That
+evening Josiah informed Theodosia. This was the
+third shock she had felt in her life, pleasurable or
+otherwise. Pleasurable had been the coming of
+Josiah to Gortaherrin, far from pleasurable the wooing
+of Caleb; but the bare announcement of her marriage
+with Caleb, though the greatest shock of all, gave
+her neither pleasure nor pain. It conveyed the
+emancipation of disaster.</p>
+
+<p>Everything was combining to the decisive moment,
+even Caleb who had shot his bolt too soon. She
+had felt his horrid hook, like the minnow grazed
+by the rusty pin of a schoolboy’s coarse fishing line.
+If it were not for the memory of that foul embrace
+she would have remained and swallowed the fate
+her parents designed for her; unconsentingly no
+doubt; ruefully resentful perhaps, and cowed unto
+humiliation, and certainly embittered to all time.
+In thirty years she thought she would probably
+resemble her mother, a bootmat in disposition, and
+rather like an old boot in shape. Her hair would
+become like her mother’s, snowy white. While there
+was colour in her hair, it seemed there was hope.</p>
+
+<p>Hope for what? Josiah had already started walking
+down the drive. She slipped from the kitchen door
+across the fields and awaited him in the high road.
+When she acted, she always acted without thinking,
+out of a lonely and gallant instinct. She was of the
+blood of the martyrs of the Covenant, and then the
+fairy in her bade her not lose the man she had
+once summoned out of the void by casting with a
+lock of hair. She went and she met him hasting
+away with that lock clutched in his hand. When
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</span>she glimpsed it she knew that fate was blazing her
+path. He had hardly risen to the moment, but it
+was her fate, not his, that possessed the moment.
+Perhaps he had no fate, only a soul and that a cut
+and dried and preserved specimen. Perhaps she had
+no soul, only a tremendous fate. She simply told him
+that she was coming with him to the station, and at
+the station she told him she would come with him
+to Belfast, where he was living with his father, and in
+Belfast she intended to tell him she would marry
+him. He began nervously counting the money in his
+pocket as soon as she broached Belfast. There was
+just enough to bring them both there. He trembled
+counting it to the station master. She noticed his
+emotion and pressed his other hand. She could
+feel her lock of hair rustling between his damp fingers,
+and she knew it was well. They sat and talked for
+two wonderful hours to each other in the ill-lit third-class
+compartment, and even in the dirty oil-light
+her hair assumed supernatural glow. Their plan was
+unsophisticated. They would join hands before his
+father and swear themselves man and wife according
+to the marriage law of Scotland. They did so on
+arrival and remained the night under the roof of the
+surprised Josiah Senior, Theodosia sleeping with the
+still more surprised Mrs. Josiah Senior, while father
+and son discussed the next move in the kitchen.
+They decided that Dr. McSolomon must be faced with
+a clean breast, the fullest apology must be offered
+and humble entreaty made to suffer their marriage
+to remain. They both agreed that Theodosia, knowing
+her father so well, was the proper person to carry
+this out.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning, Theodosia was singularly and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</span>poignantly recalled from the realm of romance to
+acute realism, when she left the bedroom of Mrs.
+Josiah Senior for the breakfast table and heard her
+bold rescuer suggest that she should return and
+explain matters to her father. She sat shyly and
+silently, wondering and watching. Then she shook
+her tangled head and Mr. Josiah Senior said that he
+would take the journey to prepare the way for her,
+and he was as good as his word. He returned late
+in the evening and reported that terms were possible
+though the wrath of Dr. McSolomon was terrible.
+He learnt from the mother that he had deliberately
+cursed his daughter, and a frightened farm-girl had
+expressed the fears of the household by saying that
+his curses had killed the house spiders in their webs!
+On learning that some form of service, some rag of
+respectability, had been clutched by the sinful pair
+in the presence of a Minister of the Gospel, he had
+remained silent for an hour and had then declared
+that since the neighbours, assisted by the romantic
+postmistress and the Episcopalian station master, had
+already put the gossip over ten parishes that his
+daughter had run away with another Minister’s son,
+Josiah had better marry her outright and keep her for
+ever. He made no conditions except that Josiah
+should go abroad with her or, if he continued to work
+for the Ministry, go on the mission field. He forbade
+utterly Josiah or Theodosia setting foot within
+Gortaherrin Manse until the hour of their death or
+his, but he held out the appetising suggestion that
+he would come and unite them finally under their
+new roof in Belfast.</p>
+
+<p>That delicate and indelible scene actually occurred.
+Josiah had had the presence of mind to leave the house
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</span>by the back entrance when he sighted the rectangular
+Minister of Gortaherrin standing at the doorstep.
+There could be no description of the hard white
+mask in his face save that every angle was an acute
+angle. The gesture with which he had smoothed
+his grey silky beard was an indication that he
+considered scandal had been averted by narrow
+margins, though his brother Minister showed him
+the large, unseductive bed in which Theodosia and
+Mrs. Josiah Senior had passed and continued to pass
+night time. Next to scandal, Dr. McSolomon hated
+most the sense of being thwarted, and Theodosia had
+thwarted him bitterly. She had raised a power
+before which domestic tyranny had failed and the walls
+enclosing the Manse had fallen like the walls of
+Jericho. Bitterly he thought of Rahab and the
+scarlet thread which that ingenious lady had shown
+from her window, and he cursed Rahab and Theodosia
+in the same breath. He declined to see or bless his
+daughter, but, to save allusions in the local paper
+and his good name from the postmistress, he was
+willing to be present with his wife at a public ceremony
+and the sooner the better. Josiah agreed to take
+Theodosia into the foreign mission field, and the
+rite took place in accordance with the Presbyterian
+Church of Ireland. Josiah took Theodosia to be his
+lawful wedded, lawful bedded wife, and slept with
+a gentle primrose cloud about his head. Neither
+before nor after the ceremony did Theodosia’s father
+speak to her except for one terrible moment when
+for the first time they were alone in the waiting-room
+of the railway station, and Theodosia, greatly
+moved, threw herself on her knees to ask a father’s
+blessing, if not his forgiveness. But Dr. McSolomon
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</span>never unbent, though at least he spoke two words:
+“Shoo, Whore!”</p>
+
+<p>He was of the iron calibre of the Covenanter,
+indeflectible of Grace and inexorable of judgment.
+When his eye offended him he plucked it out, and
+when his daughter offended him he vomited her
+overseas. It was very doubtful to him now whether
+she would save her soul, but at least he had saved
+appearances. He was of the relentless stock that
+breeds martyrs and of the blood that crieth against
+Nineveh. But home scandal is worst.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>The Reverend Josiah McWherry and Mrs. Theodosia
+McWherry had passed four years on the Mission
+in China. They had had a stiff and rather a dull
+time, as it were sowing tame oats. They had
+struggled and scraped and saved to make ends meet,
+for there had been born to them three children, and
+Theodosia was expecting to complete her book by
+adding a synoptic fourth to Masters Matthew, Luke
+and Mark McWherry. Josiah saved souls and halfpennies
+with equal avidity. If the extreme opposite
+of spendthrift is a theological virtue, it was his.
+The expenses of mission life were formidable though
+a Society in Chicago advanced a bounty of fifty
+pounds on every child born in the mission field. So
+economical were the evangelising pair that they actually
+saved a little on the bounty won for each child.
+Theodosia understood that they were putting aside
+the money needed to revisit Ireland and never grudged
+the pinch in dress or food. Besides, she thrived on
+the rice, and her skin was still unspoilt by the sun and
+her hair remained the colour of pale primrose. Suave
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</span>Orientals observed her beauty with a polite wonder.
+Though they were quite untouched by the Reverend
+Josiah’s God, they secretly observed and admired
+Josiah’s goddess. Josiah became mechanical, with
+his mind set and focused on the double task of saving
+Chinks in his tin chapel and tin in his chink-box.
+Chink, chink! The lot of a missionary is not a particularly
+happy one. His fellow whites succeed in living
+down any notion he may instil into the East of the
+moral perfections of home Christendom. He himself
+ceases to believe in Europeans, and the Orientals
+seldom begin to believe in him. It is the working
+of the old paradox, that Christianity began as an
+Oriental religion, a sublime teaching of the Desert,
+and, when brought back to the East in Western
+trousers and upon elastic-sided boots, becomes
+unrecognisable there as religion at all. The puzzled
+Orientals observed domesticated missionaries preaching
+from a pulpit of middle-class mind and second-class
+comfort One Who abandoned Mother and declined
+wife. The McWherrys were as unsuccessful as might
+have been expected in the task of presenting a suburban
+Calvin to the children of Confucius, and were intensely
+relieved by a call to minister to a semi-European
+community in Hong-Kong. It sounded pleasantly
+provincial after the frontier misery of the Mission,
+and they accepted the call. They took the first
+steamer down the coast out of the little Chinese
+port; Matthew, Luke and Mark with them. There
+was the additional reason that Hong-Kong was
+provided with white doctors, and Theodosia stood in
+need of one in about two months’ time. They agreed
+that the call must be providential. They were two
+days at sea and never out of sight of the coast, when
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</span>Theodosia was prematurely seized with pangs and
+premonitions. Her condition grew more serious and
+it became obvious that she would arrive at Hong-Kong
+with an addition to their party, for whom no ticket
+had been provided, and, as Josiah calculated with
+panic, no bounty could be claimed. For the high
+seas are extra-diocesan and a child born at sea cannot
+be described truthfully or even theologically as born
+on the mission field. Theodosia lay calmly in her
+berth showing no traces of panic nor pain. But
+Josiah’s panic was considerable. It was financial.
+Though he sat sympathetically holding her hand,
+he was harassing his wretched mind with the
+agonising chances of losing fifty pounds, if she were
+quickly and successfully delivered at sea. It was
+not only unlucky, he felt, but it was unchristian to
+let an innocent family be deprived of their right
+to so great a sum. It was even intolerable. But
+any minute it might be so.</p>
+
+<p>The day grew into night, and a long harassing
+darkness began for both. Morning came and nothing
+serious had happened. Theodosia only thought of
+the child. Josiah only thought of the bounty. He
+looked out upon the smooth sea and beheld a land
+which was never quite out of sight. The ship’s
+doctor was of opinion that her child would not be
+born that day but would certainly appear before
+they reached the landing stage of Hong-Kong. It
+set Josiah thinking and finally he went on the bridge
+and suggested to the captain that it would please
+the powerful Missionary Societies if he took his ship
+into the nearest port for the event. Land doctors
+had naturally more experience than sea doctors
+of such cases. Of course he had heard of such things
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</span>as “Water Babies” and he laughed nervously.
+He was terribly anxious for the sake of his wife. The
+captain only remarked that he knew no port within
+three days’ journey except Hong-Kong.</p>
+
+<p>At noon Josiah was feeling as desperate as a
+Minister of Providence feels it is right to feel, and
+again he mounted the bridge. This time he demanded
+to be put ashore in the long-boat with his wife. He
+had consulted her and she had vaguely consented,
+believing they were not far from their destination.
+“My wife is anxious to be put ashore before her
+baby is born. I insist on our being placed in the long-boat.”
+The captain only remarked that in such
+circumstances a sea doctor was better than no doctor
+at all. It might look very calm, though it did happen
+to be the season of the year for typhoons. However,
+he consented and ordered the ship’s stoppage. He
+was aware of the propriety of not offending the
+Missionary Societies. They provided a great deal
+of traffic on the coast. His action could be interpreted
+as an attempt to save human life and he would allow
+a crew of three to row the lady with her husband
+ashore. The three children, Matthew, Mark and
+Luke, were left with the stewardess.</p>
+
+<p>Theodosia was carried out of the bowels of the
+comfortable ship and lowered down the companion
+ladder into a bed prepared in the stern of the long-boat.
+The shore did not look more than an hour’s
+row away. With broad grins the two seamen began
+rowing toward land, while a third steered, and Josiah
+continued his indefatigable attentions in the stern.
+As the boat drew away from the ship, the light of the
+sinking sun flickered and rested a moment on an
+untidy tress of primrose hair. It was the last detail
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</span>visible to a few curious and pitying passengers who
+stood watching from the main deck—a gleam of
+primrose hair disappearing rapidly into the Yellow
+Sea.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>As a matter of fact Theodosia suffered less mental
+agony on this crazy trip with Josiah than during
+their elopement to Belfast. Then her mind had
+been on the rack. Now it was only her body that
+suffered as the slow pain got hold of her and she
+lay back under an open sky festooned with the
+gathering indigo of virulent storm. Shore was
+considerably farther than the atmosphere had let
+them imagine, and, though it remained clearly visible,
+they did not seem to have drawn closer during the
+first hour. Another hour passed and once or twice a
+tremor shot through Theodosia’s body while she
+uttered not the ghost of a groan. Each time he
+felt her quiver, Josiah felt fifty pounds being wrenched
+out of his pocket. The very tide under the churning
+boat seemed to be drifting away with his well-earned
+bounty. Her very hair seemed like a bunch of
+melting yellow sovereigns to his feverishly anxious
+sight. From time to time he urged the rowers
+with imprecations, mild but loud. Land drew
+decidedly nearer and the outlines of the harbour
+he had visioned were taking shape in his eyes. Even
+if the baby were born on the landing stage, the bounty
+might yet be won. Josiah unfortunately had no
+sporting sense or he might have been as thrilled as
+the native seamen by the gamble he was making. It
+was a woman’s life against fifty pounds! Theodosia
+rapidly passed beyond all emotion save pain.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Ahoy! Boat Ahoy!” descended upon them
+through a megaphone. They held their rowing
+and then their breath. Above them towered a great
+liner through the yellow misting, immense, massive
+and majestic. It was slowly bearing down upon
+them. Transfixed with dread, Theodosia watched
+with the helpless feeling growing upon her that the
+mighty ship would cut the child within her into
+halves. For herself she had no thought, and Josiah
+had no thought for her either as he stood up and
+shouted “Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!” The liner
+deliberately stopped and a companion ladder was
+lowered. For the second time that day Theodosia
+found her child-bed the cynosure of a sympathetic
+passengers’ deck. By this time she was feeling
+weird as in a dream. Some strange destiny was
+approaching her in that mighty ship of the high seas.
+She found herself hoisted through the air, taken
+into a comfortable stateroom and treated for starvation
+and shipwreck by three stewardesses. The rowers
+and Josiah were similarly treated in the saloon, and
+discovered to be thirsty rather than hungry. A real
+thrill was supplied to the lazy and luxurious passengers
+when it was announced at dinner that the rescued
+lady had been delivered of a child! As a rule European
+ladies do not choose the China seas as the best place
+for an accouchement or an open boat in typhoon
+weather as the most propitious surroundings. It
+seemed rather remarkable and caused talk amongst
+the crew, who were the first to learn the underlying
+cause from their rescued mates. The grim truth
+began to circulate through the ship, from crew to
+officers, from stewardesses to lady passengers, from
+pursers to gentlemen in the smoking-room. The
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</span>indignation was spontaneous and summary. Josiah
+received morally freezing shoulder blades wherever
+he turned.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime Theodosia lay in a comfortable bed,
+for the first time in her life. She was placed in one
+of the state-rooms of the royal suite, which a Persian
+Prince courteously placed at her disposal. Her
+experiences were widening. She had experienced
+child-birth before, but she had never drunk champagne.
+It had the dizzier effect. Then they brought her
+fruit and titbits daily. Ladies in beautiful clothes
+came to watch and wash the baby. A purse was
+subscribed to provide him with a loving cup. The
+baby cried and crowed without realising the fluke
+that had dropped him into a bed of clover, whereas
+he might have easily been tossing like a broken eggshell
+in the China seas. The captain of the ship
+and the Persian Prince applied for the position of
+godparent, and were present at the baptism, performed
+by the ship’s chaplain with distilled water.
+The whole ship was interested. The only person
+unnoticed on the occasion was Josiah. Theodosia
+was particularly pleased that the Prince had accepted
+the position of godfather. What would Gortaherrin
+have thought?</p>
+
+<p>Oddly enough the captain was an atheist and the
+Prince was no less than the living head of one of the
+great Mohammedan sects, who venerated him as a
+remote descendant of the Prophet, and believed him
+incapable of sin and ready of miracle. His bath-water
+was collected very carefully every morning by
+worshippers and dispatched in sealed cans for the
+degustation of the faithful—throughout Pan Islam.
+Some was sipped in the Afghan hills and some was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</span>swallowed in the Sahara. In India it was administered
+as a powerful spiritual tonic at the moment of death.
+The lower classes used it to cure diseases. But its
+main virtue was internal, and the faithful had acquired
+almost a taste for the scented Parisian soaps in which
+the Prince was pleased to cleanse his body. The
+salaciousness of his instinct was perhaps offset by
+the saponaceousness of his hide.</p>
+
+<p>He was by chance one of the first to welcome
+Theodosia when she was brought on deck. She
+was stretched under an awning, while ladies took
+turn to hold silk parasols between her and the breeze.
+She lay with her white skin shining like a river-run
+salmon, fresh and fruitful, unflecked and unflushed—while
+her primrose hair moved delicately in the warm
+air. It was a colour that the Prince had never seen
+before in his long experience of light-skinned women,
+European or Eurasian. And he studied it as he
+would have studied the water of a diamond or the
+wine in a ruby. Theodosia was quite unconscious
+of his admiration. Two things stood clear in her
+soul. Her baby lived, and her love for Josiah was
+dead, dead as that money bounty. But the present
+hour felt like Paradise.</p>
+
+<p>Unconsciously and then consciously her mind had
+shed Josiah. She had overheard the unceasing
+indignation of the passengers who came to pet the baby.
+Women looked at her as though she had suffered
+some great martyrdom for her sex or for her religion,
+or as though she had been rescued from the arena.
+Men bowed with tender smiles or stood eyeing her
+as though she were some fair form of fish pulled out
+of the sea. Josiah used to creep about her with an
+expression that might have called for pity, had there
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</span>been anyone to pity. But of all on shipboard none
+pitied and none pardoned. Theodosia only asked
+him what there was to pardon. She was perfectly
+cheerful and politely hoped Josiah was not as sick
+as he looked.</p>
+
+<p>There was always some new friend to talk to her
+and she never felt ashamed, for her old clothes had been
+put aside for ever. The first class passengers collected
+a trousseau for her. For the first time in her life
+she had sampled the soft delight of wearing the finest
+French underwear, fringed with gossamer lace and
+spliced with tyrianthine ribbons. Her body was
+massaged every day by rhythmic fingers, and her
+legs were encased in silk stockings of so fragile and
+transparent a web that the colour of her veins was
+apparent. She was laid upon cushions and given
+winsome wines that made her gay or sleepy and
+deliciously aware at intervals of a new world and
+new impulses. She knew continual pleasure and
+happiness for the first time in her life. She was
+surprised to find herself flooded by such tender
+and luxurious emotions. Life had always been
+rugged and hard, with a hardness against which
+she had never kicked. It was only once in her life
+that she had desired with desire, and that desire
+had been fulfilled. She had wilfully compelled
+Josiah to come to her and take her away to Belfast.
+She could never desire again as she had desired then.
+She acquiesced now in whatever life brought her of weal
+or woe. She had not shrunk from pain and death,
+when it seemed to be her portion. When fate flowered,
+she did not decline the lovely pleasure. She had
+endured the Chinese mission without a murmur;
+filth, discomfort, poverty, lonely childbearing and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</span>her queer dread of the Orientals. She always had
+a quiet fear they would get her some day. She
+had read of Boxers. Now her life had taken a wonderful
+twist, thanks to Josiah’s idiocy and greed. She
+learnt that she would be deposited by the liner in
+Japan in a few days.</p>
+
+<p>The Prince was particularly active in his attentions
+and curious as to her future. He hung about in a
+wonderful dressing gown, an heirloom in his family,
+contrasting with the London trousers and boots
+below. Josiah showed no emotion except anxiety
+as to who would pay for the return trip. That was
+rather unexpectedly settled by the Prince, who, after
+some entrancing conversations with Theodosia and
+a very heart-to-heart talk with Josiah, proposed to
+pay Josiah’s journey back and to give Theodosia
+a much needed holiday, at his expense also, in Honolulu
+and California, whither the ship was bound. Josiah
+said he was the only gentleman on board. He was
+certainly the only one to speak to Josiah.</p>
+
+<p>Theodosia’s glowing health and acquiescence of
+mind enabled her to recover quickly from the creasing
+of childbirth. She took her children naturally.
+They had come as a consequence of her immense
+and primitive desire to escape from Caleb McRoarty.
+China was another consequence and she had accepted
+the rough and tumble of her lot. Even when Josiah
+had thrown her into an open boat she had not uttered
+one repining word. She had not desired comfort
+or even life. She had always felt she was paying
+a penalty. And now it all turned to this, the
+admiration and adoration of a whole ship. It was a
+far cry from Belfast, and Gortaherrin had shrunk
+into a point upon the other side of the globe. Josiah
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</span>had dwindled into something incredibly small. All
+feeling for her father had died in the waiting-room at
+the railway station in Belfast, when he cursed her
+for her harlotry, and now it had died for Josiah
+for whom she had given up her father. She felt as
+much for Josiah as for the skinned body of one of the
+kids she used to see hanging at the Irish crossroads.
+As for her mother, she was only the ridiculous rag-accompaniment
+to her father. Theodosia was
+primitive and could grasp only one thing at a time.
+Once Josiah had been the one and absolute idea, and
+now he had shivered to nothingness. He had come
+to her on the wings of her great desire, the desire
+of the bird to escape from the cage. He had been
+the wings of her desire and she did not mind seeing
+them crumpled now. At least they had carried her
+to the empyrean. She watched his ghostlike face
+hanging round her cabin. He really looked like
+a goat’s ghost if there were such things, ridiculous,
+inane and unwanted.</p>
+
+<p>A new idea had come into her life. She was enjoying
+it! The great physical wrench she had endured
+combined with the beautiful clothes, in which she
+was dressed, to give her the glorious emotion of the
+chrysalis when it has been bred to butterfly. She
+was lying on the deck at delicious ease. Her feet
+were encased in white, gold-brocaded shoes, and her
+body lapped in a rose dress faintly frothed, as it
+were, by a shawl of lighter pink falling from her
+shoulders. Flesh-coloured were her silk stockings and
+like a web of rosy silk was her flesh. The two plaits
+of her primrose hair attracted so much attention
+that she left them hanging. They were rather like
+the pollened antennæ of some florivorous insect;
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</span>their soft sheen like the pellucid cinnamon of the
+rain-washed sunset of spring. She had rather despised
+her natural coloured hair compared to the bright
+hennas and auburns and chalybeates of the ladies
+aboard. It never occurred to her that hers was the
+only undyed foliage and her face the only unrouged
+petal in the first-class dining saloon. But it had been
+obvious to every man with taste on the ship, and the
+Prince was a man of exquisite taste as well as of
+highly religious sensibilities.</p>
+
+<p>One day he approached her not for the first time
+truly, but for the first time they discussed religion.
+The idea of accompanying him on a holiday had
+charmed and absorbed the innocence of her mind.
+She had felt no remorse in sending Josiah back from
+Nagasaki, nor had Josiah felt any qualm when the
+Prince, with the generosity that a great Christian
+nobleman might not have shown, had paid him the
+forfeited bounty out of his own pocket in consideration
+of the plucky attempt Theodosia had made to save
+it. Fifty pounds was nothing to him. He had given
+eight thousand the previous month for a French
+race-horse. The only prick of conscience she felt
+was her desertion of the new mission-post even for
+a month. The children could remain with Josiah,
+except the baby, and His Serene Highness played
+with Baby too charmingly. How surprised she was
+to learn that he was the head of a great religion.
+She found herself growing sad at the thought of his
+perdition. But it was satisfactory and a little wonderful
+to be arguing with the head of a real Mohammedan
+sect. It would be a good chance to find out how
+Moslems really felt towards Presbyterian principles.
+Perhaps?—and her heart leaped—she might be able to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</span>convert this prepossessing Prince. How wonderful!
+He was a sort of Senior Moderator in his own community,
+and must have untold influence.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>They were together. “If you are a Mohammedan,”
+she asked him, “are you not a teetotaller?” “No,
+I always drink wine.” “But the example must be
+wrong for your followers?” she queried. “They
+never drink wine, but they do not mind me doing so.
+They believe that by saying a few words I can always
+change wine into water betwixt the cup and the lip.
+They are very faithful.” Theodosia shivered. She
+felt like having tea with Antichrist. But he was so
+sweet playing with Baby. She dared ask him if he
+had many wives. No white man had ever dared ask
+him such a question, much less a white woman; and
+he had known a gamut of one and a gallery of the
+other. He trembled with rage, and then with amusement.
+He had never met a white woman like this
+before, and a missionary’s wife as well. He had
+always shared the official contempt for missionaries
+and the official indifference to their wives. He had
+the Oriental’s disgust for the wives of professed holy
+men. In fact, a Maharajah’s hundredth concubine
+seemed less displeasing to him and to God than the
+missionary’s lady with her black jet brooch, and
+Jumble Bazaar written all over her clothes. “Yes,”
+he told Theodosia, “I have many wives at home,
+and they are all good friends.” Theodosia looked at
+this heathen with great pity. “Would you never
+give up the poor dear ladies and let them become
+Christian?” “I do want to give them up and to
+marry one nice Christian instead,” the Prince stated
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</span>with a delicious smile. Theodosia woke to possibilities.
+“They need a Queen among them to instruct
+and help them,” he added, “a white golden-haired
+Queen.” He was watching how she would take it.
+She clapped her hands. “How splendid! They
+could all become Christian. Wouldn’t it be wonderful
+if you married a white lady. How I should like
+to be her!”</p>
+
+<p>The Prince hardly knew whether he was talking
+to a schoolgirl full of the “Arabian Nights,” or to a
+very mysterious and self-concealed courtesan. But
+he knew that he was fascinated and not merely drawn
+fleshward. It was moonlight, and the Pacific Ocean
+was full of filtering sounds and suppressed purples.
+From time to time a great phosphorescent sheet shot
+across the ship’s track like the sea’s luminary echo
+or defiance of the moon. Butterfly by day and moth
+by night, Theodosia felt freed of her shell, and the
+name of her shell was Josiah.</p>
+
+<p>The Prince was beginning to see his way. At
+Honolulu he suggested that Theodosia should return
+with him to Persia instead of continuing to California.
+Theodosia was quite willing and began to visualise
+a new future. Though the Prince had hinted that
+she might become the white Queen he had alluded to,
+it was clearly impossible as she herself was married,
+and then he was possibly married in some queer way
+to all those dark ladies. An extra one might not
+make a difference for him, but it would puzzle the
+Belfast Presbytery. In the end he proposed, with his
+unfailing tact, that she should enter his harem as
+English governess to his wives. She could share
+their limited life and, if she liked, she could consecrate
+herself to their conversion. All Theodosia’s scruples
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</span>were overcome at a puff, and she began to feel as
+radiant in conscience as in body and mind. She no
+longer felt she was acting treacherously to Christ
+and Kirk. Under her conscience, however, a subconscience
+warned her and a subconsciousness
+tempted her to unknown delight, and, when she
+succumbed again and again, the very warning
+became an overwhelming delight or expectation of
+delight. All this occurred in the undebating and
+unchallenged recesses of her soul, where modern
+ideals and primitive instincts keep company.</p>
+
+<p>As long as she talked a little religion every day
+with the Prince, Theodosia felt that all was justified.
+Josiah only made two converts a year in China. She
+might really devote six months to a convert so important
+as the Prince. It was true that he would
+only talk religion when she refused to hear him on
+any other subject. He preferred to tell her of Parisian
+theatres, and his race-horses and the splendours of
+his royal palace. He found himself unaccountably
+checked every time he tried to touch sex, though she
+allowed his ebony hands to move on her canary-coloured
+hair. Though she was deeply versed in her
+Scriptures and had an eye for his soul, he had a number
+of arrows in his Moslem quiver which surprised her.
+And this it was that surprised him most. The only
+thing she ever asked him for was his soul. White
+women with whom he went even as short a trip as
+London to Paris generally asked for pearls. But to
+go to Honolulu and back and be asked to become
+a Presbyterian was a rich experience. And he desired
+her exceedingly. With hushed desire he desired.</p>
+
+<p>Woman though she was, she mistook his desire for
+her body for nervousness on behalf of his own soul.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</span>Religion often confuses a woman with her own halo.
+She asked him delightfully what could hold him back
+from Christianity, or why she might not smooth
+away any particular difficulty. He smiled his catlike
+smile and asked: “You say that Allah childed
+by Miriam the Virgin?” Theodosia nodded. “And
+the Child was God?” Another nod. “Then the
+Only God became many Gods?” “Only two!”
+she threw in a little hastily, for he sharply rapped:
+“And the Holy Ghost, of whom you were speaking
+yesterday?” “Yes, the Holy Ghost also is God,”
+she admitted, “but no others.” “Allah is become
+three Gods then,” he said, and spoke no more. Sometimes
+she would have persuaded him that the Son
+also was God and the Holy Ghost, God, but he stroked
+her and soothed her enthusiasm with Oriental calm.
+“I would find it far easier to believe that Miriam the
+Virgin is God,” he said one evening. “Gracious!”
+quoth the daughter of the Manse, “do not become
+a Roman Catholic, whatever you do.” He laughed.
+“You have so many different Churches among the
+Christians, and so many Gods, that I cannot discern
+which is right.” Yet he always seemed to be laying
+his difficulties at her feet, when he lowered his head
+on her shoulder. She showed no repulsion, which
+was to him astonishing. Never had he met white
+woman the like. “Women are to me religion,” he
+continued. “The great prophets have made it a
+choice between women and religion. I have found
+that they are the same.” She did not quite understand
+his meaning, but she quickly composed the only
+meaning attachable to his words in their circumstances.
+He must be fond of her and, because he
+was fond of her, he must want to become a Christian,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</span>she assumed. She looked round into the high-bred
+dusky face on her shoulder and without moving her
+lips touched his with her mouth. She intended it
+as a friendly little act of gratitude, as though she
+were stroking the nice old tame tiger behind bars in
+the Dublin Zoo. At most he might have purred.
+The effect on the Prince was, however, different. He
+tossed his lighted cigar into the sea like a tiny redheaded
+rocket. Then he caught her mouth between
+his lips and drew it slowly into his, while his arms
+crept round her body, and his ring-jewelled claws
+spread themselves on her chest like a panther holding
+its surprised prey. She saw his face slowly rise from
+hers, and in the dark his feline teeth flashed with
+tiny but exquisitely set diamonds. She kept quite
+cool, though dimly realising how romantic a Governess
+she would be expected to be.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>In Persia Theodosia came into her fairy own.
+Geographically she knew not where she was, within
+hundreds of miles. She had been brought inland
+by native bearers, had been carried in litters,
+with her baby, and finally thrown amongst the
+ladies of the harem. There she had been clothed
+in Eastern dress and looked to herself like a perpetual
+Christmas card. She was strangely remote from any
+idea of a Presbyterian missionary. Her feet, cased
+in rich-smelling morocco, were no longer the elastic-sided
+feet of those who bring good tidings upon the
+mountain-tops. The dusty, rusty dresses of the
+Jumble Sale were no more. The thread-worn skirts
+were replaced with something more in accordance
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</span>with the surrounding Jungle. Her mother’s black jet
+brooch had been destroyed or lost by the Prince,
+who gave her pearls instead. She wore them for his
+pleasure, half stripping herself at night in order to
+keep cool—pearls in long strings, falling festoons, white
+waves of pearls. He liked to watch her concealing
+her modesty behind their dangling sheen, and she
+would lie back like a flower which has weathered long
+vernal frosts and is bursting bud more brightly for
+the delay. In that tropical Asian summer she
+bloomed like a flower of the Irish spring. And her
+hair was in perpetual flower, summer or winter, with
+its strange and indescribable coloration, milk of
+dandelion, cream of marigold or quintessence of honey.
+It gave the Prince a queer religious exaltation.</p>
+
+<p>Theodosia did not fail to fall in love with her lover.
+It had all come with such a rush. Not until she was
+ensconced in his harem did she realise that he intended
+her to occupy the position of a favourite
+wife, and that even among the dark ladies she was
+favourite, and that his holy favour was upon her.
+In the Palace and the Palace gardens she was accounted
+something divine. Servants fell prostrate before her.
+Days of wonderful ease and luxury followed. Weird
+sights and colours came to her through slitted shutters.
+Theodosia was clothed in Oriental dress by silent
+slaves every morning, though when she dined with her
+Prince a vitiation of taste insisted on Parisian gowns.
+He was really a dazzling creature, not handsome but
+forceful and intoxicating in his converse and behaviour.
+Gorgeous was his dress, taken clean out
+of the “Arabian Nights,” though at moments he wore
+beautifully tailored London suits, which Theodosia
+used to mistake for the first signs of Christian
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</span>disposition. She had given up the attempt to convert
+him. He always listened with agreeable politeness
+and then countered with something too unexpected
+or upsetting for words. Indulgently he would hear
+what were to him the utterly preposterous doctrines of
+Irish Presbyterianism, and then quietly inquire how
+any Prophet, however well spoken of in Belfast, could
+be the bodily son of Allah. Or he would quote
+cleverly from the Scriptures and the Koran until she
+was so muddled that she knew not which he was
+drawing argument from. And when challenged on a
+doctrine she would coyly refer to John Knox or John
+Calvin, and once she referred to her father’s great
+hero, Dr. Hanna of Belfast, and the Prince asked if
+Hanna was a lady preacher, and laughed her to
+scorn.</p>
+
+<p>When she had had her little say, he would read
+her ecstatic words from the Song of Solomon and
+give her coffee filled with a sharp-sweet little flavouring,
+and then she would forget everything except his
+marvellous love-making. To the subtleties and ecstasies
+of love she had always remained a stranger.
+She had known nothing more intoxicating than her
+own desire, and that she had achieved. Josiah had
+always treated her with Presbyterian primness, wooing
+her with perfectly wooden propriety. Her ecstasy
+of Josiah’s embrace lay in release from home. When
+home dwindled into hemi-spheral distances, the
+ecstasy of Josiah ceased. He was a dull lover, in
+other words a perfect husband, and he retained a
+certain prosaic modesty of courtship by his total
+absence of any poetry of motive or motion. On
+occasions of connubial felicity he never did more than
+read her a chapter from the Epistles of St. Paul.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</span>The difference between St. Paul and Solomon was
+considerable.</p>
+
+<p>The Prince remembered the word of the Prophet,
+whose blood ran in his tropical veins, and how Mohammed
+had said to every faithful, “Woman is thy
+field, plough her after thy will.” And he made love
+to Theodosia, to all her emotion and to all her soul,
+and with his body did worship and with his soul did
+adore her until she would swoon in his arms, and only
+awake from swoon to become sufficiently and sweetly
+conscious that she was swooning again. Often an
+Asiatic moon looked through the forests and gardens
+and lighted on her beautiful primrose hair as it lay
+in wet wythes across the hot mouth of His High
+Serenity and Holy Highness, who was graciously
+pleased for the moment to forget his race-horses in
+France and his chorus girls in England, and even
+the Exalted Star of India, which he had received
+during his last visit to Calcutta. For her part, Theodosia
+awoke to all that he roused in her. Whithersoever
+he called, she followed him even in a dream.
+Surely he had never known white woman like her,
+for she was the first to respond to his love and not
+to his pearls. And she satisfied his soul as well as
+his body. He found something strange and almost
+uncanny in her hidden beauty and unconscious charm.
+She came to exercise a magical effect on him, and
+when he remembered how she had come to him out
+of the seas, like Aphrodite through the foam, she
+became poetry and passion, a veritable goddess in his
+eye. Her sway and power became tantamount in the
+seraglio and, had she cared, supreme through the Palace
+and through the dominions of the Prince.</p>
+
+<p>It was so strange, in his eyes, that she never asked
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</span>him a favour and even gave him back the jewels with
+which he delighted to heap her sinuous body. Through
+unguents and the fingers of her attendants she had
+acquired a grace and dexterity for which her health
+and simplicity of life had prepared the way. When
+she lay sleeping she lay like a white snake that had
+just sloughed its scales, firm and warm and rippling.
+The Prince was appreciative of the gifts of Allah
+and felt frequently grateful that he was of the kindred
+of the Prophet.</p>
+
+<p>It was true that he was often criticised in the Orient
+for his excessive love of things European, of English
+clothes, white women and French luxuries, but it
+was never dreamed or hinted that he could betray
+the faith of Islam. Astuteness as well as piety
+combined to keep him steady on that point. With
+the European Governments he was on the best of
+terms. His subtle religious influence was always
+thrown on the side of the English Raj, and a letter
+from his pen was always accorded special attention
+whenever he deigned to point out some unnoticed
+excellence of English rule or to convey some sentiment
+of the East to her understanding rulers.
+Though excluded from certain clubs, he stood
+socially very high in Europe.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless there were movements abroad in
+Asia, and the ways of the Prince were not well seen
+by the Nationalists and devotees of Asiatic Bolshevism,
+and he was freely criticised and even cursed among
+many who should have been his followers. He had
+the misfortune to be equally distasteful to students
+with European culture, who applied a knowledge of
+the Higher Mathematics and chemistry to bomb
+manufacture in the East, and to the fanatics, who
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</span>hated him for the horrible rumour that he had introduced
+a white missionary woman into his household.</p>
+
+<p>But no rumour reached Theodosia, who was lulled
+to ease and at moments lifted to ecstasy, until she
+forgot her father and her father’s Kirk. The strictness
+that had been bred into her with a ramrod lapsed.
+She gave herself up to her lover until she could hardly
+bear to pass a day or a night without him. The
+sound of revolution and uprising never reached her.
+She never read apprehension on his strained features
+or realised that he loved her every hour as though it
+might be their last. She loved him each time as
+though it were the first. It was her perennial
+spirit. They were great and wonderful lovers, that
+was all.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>The end was bound to come and it came. A day
+broke with ominous quiet over the Palace. The
+Prince had departed that morning on business of
+state for many days. He was travelling on his way
+to India. His secretary had just telegraphed the
+number of guns that the station master and the
+British Government were expected to provide, also
+the height and trappings necessary for the elephants
+privileged to carry his baggage and the holy bath
+water.... An hour or two passed of perfect calm....
+Then a low wail arose outside the Palace and
+a frightened woman crept into the women’s quarters,
+spreading word that the holy one, the beloved of the
+Prophet, had been assassinated at the railway station.
+A moan swept through the harem like a subconscious
+sob of Suttee, as though every woman that had ever
+lain in his arms was turning her face to the wall to
+die. Slaves threw themselves on the ground and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</span>tore out their hair, mourning their dead lord with
+pitiful and heart-lacerating sounds. From outside
+the Palace rolled the rumble of confusion and disaster.
+Cries and occasional shots pierced the still of the
+afternoon air.</p>
+
+<p>Theodosia, much astonied, felt neither grief nor
+fear. She had loved him as she could never love a
+husband or one of her own race. He was a vivid
+unreality, a weird monster, who came to her in dream,
+half Cupid and half Caliban, but he had appealed to
+the fairy part of her nature, and he had raped her soul
+till she felt there was none left. Therefore she sat
+without regrets and without remorse carelessly waiting
+what might come. As the shouts outside grew fiercer,
+women were thrown into hysterics of fear and grief.</p>
+
+<p>Nobody knew now what might come. Theodosia
+was the only one who might have been expected to
+feel some tremor, to show some fear, for within her
+moved the child of the Prince. She kept her mind
+unstricken within herself that the child might not be
+frightened in the womb or released before the hour.
+Something stronger than herself upheld her. An
+immortal mood lifted her above the accidents of
+Oriental revolution. She was not overmatched by
+circumstances nor overthrown by approaching fate.
+She did not trouble to imagine the future in which she
+lived or died. She sat there vacant-minded with full
+body and high heart in that Palace of mourning and
+terrified despair. More than ever before in her life
+she knew that she was not of those around her. The
+mysterious sense of power and isolation drew her
+apart, which had once drawn her apart from her
+family in Ireland. During another hour fell expectancy
+hung over all. At last came knocks, cries and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</span>repeated inquiry. The guards had left their post so
+that the fanatics were able to enter without a word.
+The revolutionary students had settled the fate of
+the Prince at the railway station. It remained
+for the strict reactionaries to carry out a visitation
+of the harem.</p>
+
+<p>The infidel wife of the favoured child of the Prophet
+had long been a ribald rumour upon the lips of their
+enemies. They had smarted too long under the
+taunts of other Moslem sects. Armed men, reeking
+with dust and fury, intruded. The harem was laid
+desecrate. The women crouched upon the floor of the
+inner chamber awaiting the sword. Theodosia retired
+to the room which privilege had accorded her and sat
+bolt upright. It had struck her that they would not
+dare to kill her while she carried child, the sacred
+child of the head of their own religion. But was it
+likely that they could know of her condition? She
+was only thinking how to save her child. Fate seemed
+always condemning her to child-bearing in perilous
+places. She stripped her pregnant body and threw
+over herself the beautiful opera cloak that her lover
+had given her. Then she waited. She could hear the
+harem being interrogated and repeating the formulas
+of Antichrist: “There is one God and Mohammed is
+his Prophet!” Each woman repeated the words with
+abject and craven eagerness. Theodosia was listening
+and wondering whether their repetition on her own
+lips would save her child or not. A certain pride sat
+in the place of her soul.</p>
+
+<p>The search for the infidel woman followed. The
+inner apartments were ravaged, but the fanatics were
+surprised to see a white woman advancing coolly
+towards them, clad in a dark electric blue and green
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</span>cloak fringed with ostrich fluff round her neck. There
+was a wild cry: “There is one God and Mohammed
+is his Prophet!” She stood smilingly shaking her
+head. Her nonchalance roused their fury and a man
+advanced threateningly. She saw the glint of steel
+in his hand and her feet froze to the marble steps.
+She was surrounded by assassins on every side, and
+she was not unaware of the danger. She opened her
+cloak and lifting it upon both arms, said simply,
+“Respect the child of the highly favoured son of the
+Prophet.” They drew back, crying, “It is true!
+She bears the child of the Prophet. Let her acknowledge
+Islam and live!” She stood there watching
+them idly and carelessly as in a dream. “Acknowledge
+there is one God and Mohammed is his Prophet!”
+they screamed, with swords and daggers lifted within
+striking distances.</p>
+
+<p>“There is one God,” she replied, and a silence
+as of death weighed upon the Palace and upon
+her words. “The Father is God, and the Son
+is God, and the Holy Ghost is God!” A groan
+passed through the fanatics on hearing this Christian
+blasphemy within the very dwelling of the head
+of their faith. Was it possible that this white
+infidel had been tolerated within, as rumour said, in
+order to corrupt the Moslem wives of the holy one
+and to defile the very hearth of their religion with
+Christianity? Now they knew the worst. They
+threw themselves upon her, and holding her wrists
+and ankles, carried her within and out of sight of the
+other women.... There was a pause and no sound
+was heard in that Palace until the cry of a newly-delivered
+child. A crowd of men and women had
+gathered outside. To them was shortly carried a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</span>dusky new-born boy. All knelt in adoration, for it
+was a Prince of the blood and kindred of the Prophet,
+and the hereditary head of the faith. Perfect and
+unscratched and unbruised was the child, as always are
+children born Cæsareanwise.</p>
+
+<p>But even in that last hour of agony Theodosia found
+joy to look upon the child that was born into the
+world, before it was taken away from her for ever,
+and strength to cry aloud to her torturers, “The
+Father is God and the Son is God!” She could say
+no further, for a strong hand took her throat and
+she felt a ropelike strangulation shorten and finally
+quench her consciousness. Fiercely the blood seethed
+in her temples and the breath battered the tissue of
+her lungs. Swiftly, swiftly the fairy blood danced
+out of her heart and poured in torrents upon the floor.
+Slowly, slowly she died, not unworthily of a daughter
+of John Calvin, and was at eternal rest.</p>
+
+<p>In the days of the Roman persecutions she would
+have not failed to become a spouse of Christ. She
+could have stood in the arena as calmly as she stood
+in the seraglio, and let her body be meshed by the net
+of the <i>retiarius</i> as smilingly as she had lifted the folds
+of her opera cloak. When the women crept back
+frightened in the morning they found her body where
+her slayers had left it. Round her twisted neck was
+tightly tied a long plait of her primrose-coloured hair.
+It lay like a spilth of wild honey upon a broken bough
+of a white ash-tree in the first break of dawn, after
+a stormy night in some far away country of the West.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="MIDIR_AND_ETAIN">
+ MIDIR AND ETAIN
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Once upon a time the Kingdom of Meath was as
+rocky and stone-bound as the fields of Connaught
+to-day. Etain the girl fairy lived with Midir the
+King of the Elf-mounds of Ireland. She was the most
+beautiful of her kind, for the folk of Ireland judged
+beauty ever afterward by Etain the beautiful, but
+she was unstable and fitful. She had a mind and a
+half-memory, as well as a full memory. It was out
+of her half-memory that Midir heard her speak in
+her sleep of other lovers beside himself. With brooding
+on her strangeness he became a stranger to her in
+his own mind. With that he left her and went riding
+upon his coal-black horse. A snow-white hound ran
+for shadow by its side, for no fairy horse can throw a
+shape upon the ground.</p>
+
+<p>It was a second wife he brought home. She was
+also of the fey, and her jealousy was more terrible
+than the jealousy of women born. She dealt secretly
+with her Druids to ply Etain with spells. They
+made Etain as a butterfly that eateth flowers. Etain
+fluttered vainly into Midir’s sight, but his eyes were
+cast elsewhere and the Druids’ wind blew Etain like
+a silken leaf across moor. Seven years she was carried
+hither and thither by the king-winds of Ireland until
+she lighted in the palace of Midir’s dear foster-son by
+the Boyne water. He knew her for woman under fey
+and built her a little house with windows instead of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</span>doors, and fed her with bog myrtle and rowanberries.
+At evening she would assume her ancient beauty. For
+the Druid spell was by the Sun and by the Moon and lost
+power in the twilight, which is neither of sunshine nor
+moonlight. Midir’s Druids knew she was come by Boyne
+water and hastened till they found her bower hanging
+like a swallow’s room to the palace walls. Etain was
+drying her wings in the light. With a magic blast they
+tossed her again upon the elements, and for seven years
+she floated like a little satin cloud hither and thither.</p>
+
+<p>A lesser wind dropped her into the court where
+the people of Ulster sucked sweet hydromel from
+methers. Etain fell into the cup beside the King’s
+wife. It was a woman’s cup and white with milk,
+so that she swallowed Etain for a white curd. In
+earthly shape was Etain reborn and then was she
+called Etain, for her fairy name was not revealed
+then or thereafter by dream or Druid. With Ulster’s
+princely daughters she was reared till the noon of
+maidenhead. One day they bathed together in the
+blue speckled sea. A strange horseman rode by upon
+a coal-black horse, and a seagull sailed for silvery
+shadow under its hoofs. All but Etain slipped into
+the waves, but she stood, caught in her half-mind.
+The stranger said, so that she heard:</p>
+
+<p>“She was so delicate that a Queen quaffed her
+unwitting. Her place is not with earth children.
+For her sake Meath shall be smoother than sea and
+the Elf-mounds of Ireland laid in ruin. The men of
+Ireland shall measure beauty by her name for ever.”</p>
+
+<p>He said, and slipped behind air and was unseen.
+Hither and thither the princely maidens of Ulster waded
+for wonder and for fear of his words. But Etain stood
+trembling like a winged thing in a draught of fire.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</span></p>
+
+<p>Eochy was King of Ireland and lived in the demesne
+of Meath. For the man of Meath is the ruler of the
+men of Ireland. But the rocks of Meath gave no
+place to his horses, and the rushes no milk to his cows.
+He was wont to ride round Ireland visiting every King
+and Kingling of his allegiance. His loneliness for one
+was not healed by the company of the many. He
+stayed unwedded, not finding mate among the royal
+women of Ireland. Harpers he had sent upon horses
+and wizards upon air to find one willing and worthy
+to queen Ireland. Lastly he rode out with only a
+favourite harper alone with him. Toward evening they
+found Etain. A purple mantle stitched with silver
+hung across her shoulder. With a silver comb she
+drew her hair into plaits. Her cheeks were red as
+the sun upon the West, and her arms were whiter
+than the snow falling at dawn. Her teeth were pearls
+dashed in the foam of the sea. Her eyebrows were
+darker than the wing of the bright beetle.</p>
+
+<p>The King asked her name. “I am Etain of the
+Elf-mounds,” she said; for by dreaming she had happed
+upon the place she came from. He asked if she were
+betrothed, and she told him that the Kings and
+noblemen of the Faery came wooing her by all the
+wells and waterways of Ireland. To forsake all the
+women of the world the King promised, if she would
+but come with him to Meath. But for love of the
+World-under-wave she would not queen Ireland.</p>
+
+<p>Eochy returned to his home. By day he lay him
+down, and by night he rode and swam. Love of
+Etain let him not enjoy the life and valour of the
+world. Druid and harper could not quell the pangs
+of his pain nor the sorrow of his sickness. A leech
+came, who could tell the disease in the house from
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</span>the smoke curling on the roof-top. “No need to
+lament,” quoth he, approaching the palace, “this man
+is undone by one of the two peerless plagues which
+afflict the men of Ireland. It is envy or it is love.”
+He saw the King and said: “It is not envy. It is
+beyond the dream of Druid and the healing of harpers.
+The herb of the physician cannot attain thereto.”
+The King rose and said: “My disease hath run deeper
+than my covering of skin. My love is a kingdom of
+strength and I am held therein. I am wrestling with
+a spectre. I am tossed to Heaven and I am thrown
+into the sea. I am enamoured of an echo.”</p>
+
+<p>“Better seek the rock that gave you the echo,”
+said the leech, and the King set riding again with his
+harper. When they approached the dwelling of
+Etain, the King sent his harper to play in her hearing
+while he waited the distance of the sound away.
+Etain saw the King passing and took no notice, for
+she saw the darkness of his horse’s shadow upon the
+rocks. But of his sweetest the royal harper harped.
+When he played of the wonders and wooings of Meath,
+Etain listened and the Boyne river passed from her
+memory, and the Kingdom of the Elf-mounds from her
+half-memory. She rose to reward the harper. Nothing
+would he take but to tell her his story. He told her of
+Eochy, High King of Ireland, wasting away for her sake,
+until she took pity and told him to send the King to
+tryst at dawn that he might live and not die of her.</p>
+
+<p>At dawn of dawn one drew near to her, and courted
+her with tales of the beauty and bravery of Meath.
+She soothed his love and went her way in the twilight.
+In the true dawn came the King, and when he found
+her gone he wished to lie down and die. His harper
+found Etain and persuaded her to tryst with the King
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</span>at the dawn of the morrow. Once again it was the
+wraith that came to Etain in the twilight of dawn,
+but with the likeness and the voice of Eochy. The
+wraith told her that the women of Meath had lost all
+beauty in the night. Etain said: “It is with Eochy
+and not with you that I trysted at dawn lest he should
+come to his death.” The wraith replied: “It were
+better that you should court me than the sick King,
+for I was your lover in the aforetime.”</p>
+
+<p>Ever was Etain remembering, and the wraith spoke
+to her by the fairy name that lay in her half-memory,
+and said: “I am Midir and by the sorcery of Druids
+we were driven apart. Again have I found thee as
+ever of enduring beauty and faithless mind. When
+I prattled to thee of the Methians thou thoughtest I
+was their King. King am I only of those who pass
+under wave and beyond world.” Then was Etain
+divided between her love for Faery and her anger at
+the trick which Midir had played against her, and
+she made pretence that she would marry the man who
+had Meath for his own. Answered Midir: “Can I not
+give thee all the may-meadows and well-waters of
+Ireland for bride gift?” Answered Etain: “Even
+so would I not exchange the Methian royalty for
+thy lineage, which is none that men know.” “True
+said,” replied Midir, “for there is no lineage
+where there is neither birth nor death.” Fiercely
+he pressed her to return with him to the Elf-mounds,
+saying: “Thou shalt live for ever with
+the primrose-haired. Thou shalt be Queen of the
+tribes who pass all-seeing and unseen through the hills
+of Ireland. Pleasant are the plains of Ireland, but
+there is a Plain which is beyond pleasure. Delicious
+to the minds of men is the sweet hydromel that the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</span>women of Ireland brew in vats, but the drink of my
+country enchanteth every sense together.”</p>
+
+<p>Etain would have laid away her pretence then and
+gone with Midir, but Eochy drew near with his harper,
+and the earthly harper drowned the dream of Faery.
+For a year and a moon and a night Etain lived with
+Eochy in the Kingdom of Meath, and theirs were all
+the boundaries of all Ireland. Whoever is Lord of
+Meath kingeth every bound of Ireland. “The Setting
+is with the Jewel,” as the Brehons have said. Their
+allotted time passed and they chanced to sit in the
+hall of banquet. The inner gates were closed. The
+armed men were withdrawn from the ramparts, for
+it was against the chivalry of Ireland to make attack
+after nightfall. The porter stood alone in the court.
+A warrior was seen passing within the gates. The
+porter knew not his face nor his accoutrements and
+still-stood with fright. His knees kissed and his heels
+fled from each other. Eochy heard the clinking of his
+knees and cried aloud to the porter: “Who knocks?”</p>
+
+<p>“Midir of the Elf-mounds,” was the reply, “and
+I am come to play against the royal harpers for a fee.”</p>
+
+<p>The King of Ireland consented, both for his love of
+harmony and for his love of the hazard. Now the
+best harpers in Ireland are they who have learnt their
+tunes from the herdsmen who listen at the holes of
+the Elf-mounds, and Midir made sure that no harper of
+Eochy would play other than echoes of his own music.
+Very cunningly he played the music of challenge, and
+sang of the youth and beauty of the world that is ever
+young, until the old wine in the casks stored under the
+roof became fresh wine of the grape and poured down
+the walls. When he had finished, the very warriors
+and poets of Eochy cried: “Victory indeed!”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</span></p>
+
+<p>Then the King called his favourite harper, who had
+been stolen out of his cradle by a water-wench, and
+had heard better music under wave than ever upon
+earth. Long he played and all listened, Midir most of
+all. It was no music of Elf-land or echo of the elfin
+tune, but the music of the cities which have been
+drowned in the Western sea. The night winds carried
+the music into the trees outside the royal rath of the
+King and, though it was winter, they burst into bloom.
+When he had ended, all present cried: “Victory over
+victory!” Midir asked the fee he should pay to the
+royal harper of Ireland. “Clear the plains of Meath
+smooth of stone!” said the harper, who knew whence
+Midir came. Midir went as he came.</p>
+
+<p>At dawn the royal steward went out and found the
+fields as smooth as the face of the clouds, and a great
+host with fairy oxen carrying away every stone except
+the magic stones of the Druids, and sinking them into
+the bogs and waterholes of Ireland.</p>
+
+<p>But Midir was unsatisfied and came to the King the
+next night, passing porter and portals into the room
+of banquet. The King asked his need, and he said:
+“A game of royal chess.” The board was set of
+gold and silver squares, and the King slew half of
+Midir’s chessmen. Midir pretended anger, and bade
+the King choose whatever stake he would. “Rid the
+fields of Meath of every rush,” said the King. At
+dawn the royal steward went out and reported that a
+multitude of small folk were hewing down the last
+rushes as men destroy a forest.</p>
+
+<p>The next night Eochy came again and asked another
+game. The King gladly consented to show his skill.
+Midir played with the wisdom of his own people, and
+he left no piece but his own standing upon the board,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</span>and the King’s kingpiece. The King inquired his
+stake. “To hold Etain the beautiful in my arms for
+a moment of time,” said Midir. The King was troubled
+and bade him return after the month.</p>
+
+<p>At the end of the month Eochy filled his halls with
+chosen warriors and trim swordsmen, and sent men
+riding to and fro upon the ramparts. Midir passed
+through them all. “A debt is due to me,” he said.
+“I have not considered yet,” said the King. “Etain
+the beautiful thou hast promised me.” “But only
+for a moment of time,” said Eochy. Fear came upon
+Etain, for the year of her forgetfulness was passing
+from her. To the King she clung, saying: “Until thou
+resign me I will not go from thee.” “I will not
+resign thee,” said Eochy, “but he may take thee in
+his arms for a moment of time as thou art, and in the
+midst of my warriors, and while my horsemen gallop
+the battlements.” “Well said,” quoth Midir, “for
+a moment of love time is longer than all time.” To
+Etain then he whispered her fairy name.</p>
+
+<p>She withdrew not from his arms, but passed away
+with him as she had come, through the lattice of the
+roof. Eochy the King rose and cried aloud as a sheep
+shouteth to an eagle bearing away her lamb. When
+the warriors in the court heard the cry of the King,
+they leaped against each other with their swords in
+their hands and shame in their eyes. And the riding
+men spurred to and fro upon the ramparts. Yet
+no one was seen to pass, and though the King of Ireland
+rode into the night with his harper and his Druid he
+never came by Etain the beautiful. But the fields
+of Royal Meath to this day are smooth of stone and
+rid of rush.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="KATHLEEN">
+ KATHLEEN
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>I cannot prove that animals have souls, but I
+would go so far as to say that the apparatus of a
+soul is there. Instinct is obviously not soul, and,
+moreover, is based on hereditary earth-fears and earth
+desires. With death, instinct dies like any other
+quality—like the power of smell or the colour of the
+fur. Reasons given to prove that animals have no
+souls are that they cannot laugh or they cannot pray,
+or they do not leave behind those wisps or waifs of
+floating personality which we call ghosts. Only
+beings with souls to lose or save have the faculty of
+impregnating place and time with those unsolved
+emanations, which we attribute to some great emotional
+violence or grief or crime, when we say that such
+and such a house is haunted. But then, if the material
+of a house can be haunted—that is, possessed by spirits,
+good or evil, of the past—why should it not be possible
+for an animal to become possessed and, being sentient
+and animate, to reproduce such effects as that same
+spirit would have on a human body?</p>
+
+<p>But of themselves animals have no souls. Otherwise,
+one might sadly imagine what a multitude of
+ghosts would haunt the human race. Would not the
+old coach roads be infested with phantom horses once
+worn slowly to death in order to keep the system of
+mails and stages, before the era of railways, up to
+time? Would not numberless donkeys haunt the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</span>sea sands? And all the cats and dogs left to starve
+in deserted houses should provide the spectral shapes
+of their anguish and despair, all manner of feline
+phantoms and canine come-backs. But, however
+inhumanly an animal dies, it is just because it is
+not human that it leaves no avenging or haunting
+emanation on time’s spectroscope.</p>
+
+<p>But an animal is susceptible of lodging a soul or
+spirit escaped from some other source. Holy Writ
+and Mediæval Sorcery combine to reassure us on that
+point. The driving of the evil spirits out of their
+human host into the Gadarene swine was the greatest
+experiment in Psychical Research since the seance
+of Endor, when the witch raised Samuel from the dead
+with the deliberate dare-devilry of a Kensington
+Pythoness. The Gadarene swine showed that the
+bodies of animals could be properly possessed by
+spirits, and of course the necromantic Middle Ages
+broidered every single Gospel fact to the full, and
+recorded every kind of fantastic variant such as
+familiar spirits occupying owls and men’s souls entering
+into wolves; all the horrible legend of lycanthropy,
+to give it its right name. The accepted fact
+that spirits could so easily make themselves at home
+in an animal’s body led the theologians to the theological
+deduction that an animal could not possibly
+have had a soul. It was empty, in fact. A human
+body, of course, is not easily occupied by spirits unless
+the person has been foolish enough to get out of his
+body and lose the way back. However, that is
+another story.</p>
+
+<p>To return to Psychical Research and the animal
+world, nothing is better attested than the perception
+of the unseen to which the primitive instinct of a dog
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</span>is liable. Our eyes are often too scaled or civilised
+to see what is happening in our own drawing-rooms.
+Dogs sometimes follow with their eyes some passing
+apparition which is held from their owner’s sight.
+And they rise and shiver in that numbing ice-breath,
+which is so common a concomitant of that which comes
+from the unseen. I have known of caged birds dying,
+well, it was said of a cold draught, but really of sheer
+terror....</p>
+
+<p>Of leaving ghosts themselves animals have no
+specific record though they frequently figure in ghost
+stories. But the survivals and superannuations of
+human personality do return under animal form.
+There was the case of a Scotch recluse, who had a
+morbid little way about him, and was always upsetting
+his prosaic family by threatening to return to
+them in the body of one of his many pet sporting dogs.
+He was so insistent on this subject that the moment
+he died his family had all his dogs destroyed, but he
+came back all the same and rather unpleasantly, for
+visitors used to complain of the whining and scratching
+of a dog at their door during the night. Horses have
+certainly been known to make their distress known to
+their owners by telepathic means, whether they have
+thrown a foal untimely or stumbled into wire in the dark.</p>
+
+<p>An old school friend of mine, Edward (and the
+family name I leave out) was convinced that a woman’s
+spirit dwelt in his favourite mare, but the circumstances
+he would never allow to be studied scientifically
+or published in any way. As he has long left the
+country, and as I think that I alone saw the story
+from start to finish (and can now evolve some theory)
+I will tell it as well as I can, always making the reservation
+that it is an unpleasant story in the extreme.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</span>However, with the necessary changes in names and
+places it can do no harm to present it to the morbid.</p>
+
+<p>We were all at school together, Edward, Lord
+Petersfield (that was not his name) and myself, and
+Eton will make a very good disguise for the name of
+the Public School. Edward and Petersfield were
+prominent in athletics from the first, though Petersfield
+was always ahead. He was a bullnecked fellow
+with a face and nose of the type the Americans feelingly
+describe as “plug-ugly.” He had no brain, and being
+a peer’s son would never have been expected to use
+it if he had one, but he had tremendous grit and
+determination to collect all that he wanted in the shape
+of silver cups and coloured caps—in glorification of
+his bodily prowess. On the whole they prove delusive
+trophies to English youth, choking off higher ambitions
+and satisfying young men with a physical fitness
+which cannot last. Petersfield was really supreme
+of this type, brave, unscrupulous, thick-skinned and
+self-centred. He was the finest kick at football in
+the school or any school. I can still see the ball
+darting more than bouncing from his toe like a billiard
+ball from the cue, or describing long parabolas across
+the playing field like one of those drawings which
+illustrate the curve and velocity of cannon balls.
+And his pride and self-conceit! Well, it was our
+fault, for we worshipped as much as we disliked him.
+I think we feared him as well. He had such a relentless
+way of hurling others out of his path. He insisted
+on being first choice always. He had to be captain.
+He had to be winner. He had to be the record maker.
+Being second was poisonous to him. He could not
+stand being honourably beaten. He was a fine winner
+but a bad loser.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</span></p>
+
+<p>It was the same in later life. He was a fine billiard
+player, but, being once defeated in a passing game at
+the club, he put down his cue and never played again.
+Defeat, however honourable, was the only thing that
+appeared to hurt him. To the racket and bruises of
+an athletic career he was impervious. Besides, he
+gave as good as he took. His curiously ugly face was
+attributed to a streak of foreign blood. Certainly he
+had a full-blooded Oriental grandmother. Boys of
+foreign descent more often showed a taste at school
+for pretty clothes and expensive sweets. It was odd
+in those days to see one, captain of an English school
+Eleven charging and barging, and swearing like any
+muscular Christian. Of course there was plenty of
+English blood on his father’s side, and it was only
+while he was a small youth that he was chaffed about
+the colour of his Asiatic relations with that considerate
+tact which the English schoolboy has made his
+own. He soon could look after himself, and played
+cricket as well as football for the school. The mixture
+of blood made him strong as a mongrel and his endless
+conceit made him courageous. He was steeled, not
+unnerved, by the presence of a large crowd, and could
+be depended upon to make runs on a bad pitch. But
+he was always disliked.</p>
+
+<p>Between Petersfield and Edward there had been a
+feud as fags when they first came to school, and it had
+always rankled. As soon as Petersfield found his
+level he had tried to bully Edward, and I remember
+the day when Edward decided to stand him no longer.
+He found himself cornered in another boy’s room, and
+seeing Petersfield descending upon him he snatched a
+knife from the table, and thrust it with a boy’s frenzy
+into his enemy. There was a lot of blood and a serious
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</span>row. Luckily Petersfield was tough and no artery
+was severed. The parents of both boys were summoned
+by the Headmaster, and it was wisely decided to hush
+everything up. For the rest of their school life they
+were often athletic rivals, but they managed to keep
+out of each other’s way. They both reached the
+Eleven eventually, and whatever ill-humour remained
+was discharged on the football field. Petersfield left
+all his contemporaries behind, and was regarded as
+the best kick the school had ever produced, which set
+his selfishness and self-conceit running into a settled
+mould.</p>
+
+<p>The privileges and good things of the English
+aristocratic life were abundantly his. The combination
+of wealth from abroad, title from home, and
+athletic prowess at school opened every club and
+country house to Petersfield. He went wherever he
+wished, and nine mothers out of ten encouraged their
+daughters to follow and flatter him without thinking
+whether he was likely to make an ideal husband, or
+perhaps because English mothers seem to believe that
+the ideal husband is the third stage of the idolised
+schoolboy who has become an idle bachelor.</p>
+
+<p>Petersfield and Edward used to meet again in after
+life during the hunting season. In face of the solemn
+realities connected with the pursuit of foxes they
+could well afford to forget their disagreements at
+school. Edward used to hunt regularly, for in those
+days hunting was not out of the reach and pocket of
+those English country families for whom the sport had
+been divinely designed. The time had not yet come
+for the sport to become the monied luxury of townsmen
+rather than the occupation of squires, when men
+of wealth would command the hunts their fortunes
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</span>supported, and when their lack of horsemanship and
+speed in the field would be met by a supply of well-aniseeded
+foxes and even three-padded Reynards,
+amputated for the benefit of sporting stalwarts who
+had paid to be in at the death. The King of Sports
+would have to be brought within range of the Kings
+of Commerce and Stock-broking. In the greater days
+of fox-hunting, Petersfield and Edward both rode in
+the first flight. Hunting was a serious matter in
+Leicestershire then, and it was a joy to behold how
+the hard-riding squires and gentlemen jockeys kept
+the after-Christmas crowd at a polite distance by
+forcing a tempestuous pace over the oxers and leaving
+the colliding Cockneys to drift into the distance. On
+such occasions there arose a closer understanding
+between Edward and Petersfield. They were both
+well mounted, and had no quarrel in the open. Indeed,
+by this time they must have forgotten the old
+rivalry at school. But it had left an impression on
+my mind, and, remembering how Petersfield had been
+able to snatch prize after prize in front of Edward’s
+nose, I would have been well satisfied to see him forfeit
+one of the more substantial gains in life to my
+friend.</p>
+
+<p>There came a splendid season with record runs
+interspersed through the finest of hunting weather.
+The Leicestershire colonies settled down to their
+Elysian fields with no cloud on the horizon except the
+prospect of having to find a new Master for one of the
+best-known packs. Fortunately neither Petersfield
+nor Edward had any ambition that way, otherwise I
+would have been really grieved had Petersfield snatched
+the Mastership to himself. For any such public and
+honourable post I considered that Edward had far
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</span>higher qualifications. His temper was more even,
+and he often thought of others besides himself.</p>
+
+<p>When the time came for the renewal of their rivalry
+I noticed with interest and relief that it was over a
+woman that they were stirred, first vaguely and
+hesitatingly, and at last very relentlessly. Nevertheless
+the fair sex lead to far less unpleasantness in
+England than what are called sporting disputes. An
+Englishman who is kept out of some great sporting
+position or done out of his place in a team <ins id='cor_184' title='Original: or'>of</ins> eleven
+will harbour vendetta all his life. But for a jilting
+fiancée or a forsaking wife he will find a kind of bored
+consolation elsewhere. The arrows of love are fortunately
+blunted by the northern climate.</p>
+
+<p>England is a man’s country not a woman’s. Affairs
+of honour, if they arise, rise in the realm of sport, not
+of gallantry. Cheating at cards, accusations of foul
+play, even labelling a man a dangerous shot, will set
+men fiercely apart, and will blind accuser and accused
+to the consequences. But as a rule men do not fight
+duels over women or lose their heads merely because
+they have lost their hearts. There are always as
+many mermaids in the sea as ever emerged from its
+waves. It was unfortunate and unnecessary, therefore,
+that Petersfield and Edward should have discovered
+that the one and only girl for them resided
+in the same person. Trouble stared them in the face
+the moment Kathleen FitzClare arrived to stay at
+the same hunting lodge where they were guests. But
+her charms are no part of my story or at least any
+detailed description of them. Their effect certainly
+is. They seemed to affect Petersfield and Edward
+both with the same deadly fascination, for they both
+began to court her in the intervals of pursuing the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</span>fox. I was thrown constantly with all three, and
+found myself something of a neutral pacemaker for
+Edward, with an inclination to ride off Petersfield if I
+could. But the game was so obviously one where the
+third man cannot interfere. The contest was as keen
+as could be expected among men whose first thoughts
+lay with hunting all the time. The game went to
+Petersfield.</p>
+
+<p>Though I think on a desert island or on a social
+level Kathleen would have chosen Edward for the
+amiabilities which the other never had, Petersfield
+could urge a number of qualities in his cause, which
+counted high in the England of those days. A prospective
+Peerage still argued nobility and probably
+gentle blood. His wealth was based on land reinforced
+by a fortune abroad. He was unpopular, but
+his position was strong, and he could stroll into Parliament
+or a first-rate club, or most country houses,
+with very little preliminaries.</p>
+
+<p>He was still pushing for prizes and generally picking
+them up whether he had to make an exertion or not.
+Perhaps he won them too easily, for he never had to
+give that concentration of purpose and pain by which
+alone the greatest trophies are won. He had distanced
+us all at school without taking the trouble to train
+himself, and in later life it was the same. Of him it was
+said that he could have played cricket for England
+and won the Grand National. He had the calibre
+for both but not the self-denial. He took his sport
+for his personal pride and pleasure and not for its own
+reward. It was his pleasure to keep his strong body
+magnificently fit, but he had no use for asceticism or
+reducing his weight or the toils of first class cricket
+and steeplechasing. And his pride was sufficiently
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</span>served by the ease with which he could hold his own
+among the amateurs of his time. Nor was he the
+sort to love a woman with the bloodless devotion
+of a Harry Esmond. When he saw an easy and
+pleasurable chance to make love he took it. Edward
+became deeply in love with Kathleen, but Petersfield
+forced the pace and in the end he took her away.
+The day came when Edward realised that it was all
+up. We were coming up the stairs when we caught
+sight of Petersfield and Kathleen on the higher landing
+together. He was leaning backward and she seemed
+almost to be dragged forward by the eddy of his lips.
+I swore softly, but Edward turned a little pale and
+said nothing. Petersfield looked rather like one of
+those Satyrs that are so often depicted on classical
+altars. Well it made me hot and Edward cold, poor
+fellow! I do not suppose Petersfield was ever
+particularly passionate, but as she turned round I
+could see the glint of his teeth as he drew his mouth
+across her shoulders.... Their engagement was
+announced soon after.... At the wedding a curious
+incident happened. Edward crept into the church
+at the last moment, and, as luck would have it, ran
+into the bride. Without a word but with a face
+like marble she broke her wedding bouquet and
+handed one half to Edward. Nobody but myself
+saw the incident.</p>
+
+<p>Edward seemed quite crushed for a long time after
+she married Petersfield, but his early training had
+prepared him for being knocked out from the same
+quarter. He never mentioned it to me then or
+afterwards. As for Kathleen—for all that the world
+knew, it was a happy marriage. Her relatives were
+wildly pleased and marriages are made to please
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</span>relatives. She kept her end up and always showed
+herself well groomed and proud when she appeared
+in public, and perky and pleasant in the private
+houses she visited. Her behaviour showed the normal
+attitude with which women equally conceal the
+most fantastic tragedies or some secret happiness.
+You never can know by their conduct whether women
+have cancer or a lover. The same intangible veil
+conceals the most terrible secrets within. A man will
+make a hullabulloo over either, and tell all his friends
+in the Club sooner or later. Men are fools. Women
+will talk about everything that concerns the secrets
+of others, but their own they keep more often
+than people know. Kathleen kept hers and no one was
+a penny the wiser. But the marriage did not last.
+Neither women nor horses ever lasted Petersfield
+long. He was always passing restlessly on his way
+to try another. But there was no scandal or divorce
+in Kathleen’s case. In fact nobody thought anything
+was amiss until she was found dead one morning,
+and the Coroner stated at somewhat embarrassing
+length his reasons for supposing that she had taken
+an overdose of sleeping draught accidentally!</p>
+
+<p>She had been out hunting the day before, and
+Edward told me that he had had a long talk with
+her. They had always remained close friends and
+met more and more gladly. This occasion had been
+Edward’s last memory of her, and they had met at
+the covertside and ridden into a corner field together.
+She had talked to Edward with more than her usual
+gay manner, with a real tenderness in fact, as though
+she were going for a far journey and they were not
+likely to meet again that season and for longer. She
+had shewn herself more interested in Edward than
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</span>in the hounds, and had insisted on his wheeling his
+horse round and round behind the covert. He could
+not remember that she had told him anything
+important, certainly nothing to illuminate the dark
+tragedy of the morning after, but her manner had
+impressed him deeply. She seemed to be prescient
+of a coming disaster and unwilling for him to leave
+her side. She had kept him there, he could not
+tell whether it was ten minutes or an hour, but the
+hunt had meantime disappeared. Then with a
+handshake and allowing him to kiss her hand she had
+ridden home leaving him an imperishable souvenir.
+Of course he never saw her again, but, what was so
+curious, he could not recall a word that she had said.
+He was fortunately able to keep the incident from the
+Coroner whose interpretation would almost certainly
+have been wrong.</p>
+
+<p>Edward felt her death terribly and took a good
+deal of the widower’s pose and portion upon himself.
+Petersfield continued hunting that season as though
+nothing had happened, but Edward grew moody and
+disappeared. He was always imaginative, and
+imaginative people, instead of being bored, brood
+and brood, and so a year passed. Petersfield married
+again without much ado, but Edward did not think
+it was any slight to Kathleen’s memory. Rather
+he came to think that, now her husband had remarried,
+she was more than ever his own, and the feud between
+the two men collapsed into its own ashes.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>After a break of two seasons Edward was hunting
+again. Petersfield was now Master of the pack,
+but nothing could ever induce the least collision
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</span>between the two. Edward’s ambitions and desires
+had been steadily blunted through life. He had
+taken an honourable second so often. There seemed
+nothing left for him but to enjoy good health and
+a place in the ranks of sport. When they met in the
+field, he and Petersfield exchanged cheery greeting.
+It was a good season and they had plenty of hunting
+matters to discuss. They were having rattling runs
+and the Hunt made lively reading in the rather
+monotonous chronicle of foxhunting which spoils
+a daily column of <i>The Times</i> for the ordinary reader.
+Edward distinguished himself riding a young mare
+which his father had bred, a nice black satin-coated
+creature that made up for her slender shoulders by
+the cat-like cleverness with which she took double
+fences and complicated obstacles. She became a
+familiar beauty spot in the Hunt, and more than one
+generous offer was made for her, but Edward enjoyed
+her mixture of cunning and staying power which
+generally brought him to the front and sometimes
+gave him a hard run to himself and the huntsmen.
+With all that money could buy him in horseflesh,
+Petersfield could never appear on a mount like
+Edward’s. One day, returning from the day’s sport,
+Edward told me with a quiet bitterness that the
+bad blood was beginning to mount once again between
+himself and Petersfield. I asked what in Heaven’s
+name it could be for? “Over the mare of course.
+Petersfield cannot bear being passed when the pace
+really begins to tell and I pass him every time. He
+has offered me a record price for her.”</p>
+
+<p>“You refused him, I hope,” I said. “I don’t see
+why he should have everything in life.”</p>
+
+<p>Edward nodded in a queer sort of way as though
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</span>it was no good. I was with him the next day when
+Petersfield swaggered up and congratulated Edward
+on his riding during the week. “You won’t let me
+double my offer of yesterday?” he laughed. Edward
+sat still. Petersfield continued: “You know.
+What’s the name of the mare that you ride?” Edward
+looked him fair in the face and said “Kathleen!”</p>
+
+<p>It was the first and only time I saw Petersfield
+taken aback. He rode back to his hounds without
+saying another word. Then Edward told me why he
+had called her by the name of the dead woman he
+had loved. It was only a whim brought on by an
+accident.</p>
+
+<p>“The first time I rode her to hounds,” he began,
+“she stopped dead in the corner of a field and
+would not move away. She whinnied and pawed
+the ground not out of fear but as though to attract
+my attention. It was no use trying to push, much
+less to punish such a willing goer, so I dismounted
+and tried to find out what was worrying her. I got
+off and looked round. Then I recognised the spot.
+It was the corner where I had said good-bye to Kathleen
+three years previously. It all came back to me then,
+and most curiously I immediately remembered for the
+first time what Kathleen had been speaking to me on
+that strange and ever-regretted afternoon. It was
+about old friends being best and how pleasant it was
+to come back to them in after years, and would I
+always allow her to feel like that toward me. That
+was about all. And the scene dug up the old
+impressions in my memory so fresh that I lay my
+head across the mare and fairly shook with grief.
+I thought she understood almost, and when I mounted
+her again she trotted off and we joined the hunt. She
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</span>galloped like mad and I forgot her shying in the first
+field after the exhilaration of that run. She just
+showed her heels to the whole field. Though we
+often passed that field again, she never stopped or
+repeated her action. But what had happened linked
+her up in my mind with Kathleen and that is why
+I called her by the same name.” So said Edward.</p>
+
+<p>I saw a good deal of him that season and admired
+the perfect partnership established between him
+and his mare. It was more like telepathy than
+horsemanship. He told me that the mare could
+read his thoughts before he passed them to her mouth
+or to his heels. She never tired in the field and he
+was only afraid she would some day strain herself.
+He had entered into the relations that an Arab
+bears to his horse. They became inseparable companions.
+Not only in the field, but in the stable;
+and out of the hunting season, Edward made the
+mare the pet of his life. She moved, galloped and
+jumped under him with something of the spirit-like
+obedience that a medium gives to a strong control.
+I don’t think it was out of simple sentiment or in
+mockery of the might-have-been that he called her
+Kathleen. I had to realise that he really believed
+that Kathleen, the dead Kathleen, had found a way
+of coming back to him out of the next world.
+I thought he might have saved himself his emotions
+when he uttered her name in reply to Petersfield,
+who, unless he was more thick-skinned than we
+thought, must have seen how deep the old sorrow
+lay. Anyhow, Edward had taken the idea into his
+cranium and as it gave him great consolation it must
+be regarded as a good idea. It seemed fantastic
+enough that Kathleen, having presumably regretted
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</span>her marriage in the next world as well as in this,
+should have found this rather round-about way of
+redeeming her frustrated love for poor Edward.
+He, just like a man, was convinced that she had
+loved him even when she chose the other man. He
+was convinced that he had not lost her after all and
+suffered none of that imaginative agony in which
+lovers think of the dear unattainable dead as annihilated
+in space or crying a ghostly grief in the icy
+void. Edward was spared all that, and a good gallop on
+the mare ridded him of loneliness and depression of
+any kind. In the end he would never let anyone
+but himself ride her, and after every ride he rubbed
+her down, and fed and watered her. She appreciated
+his care and carried him and kept him in the first
+flight all the season. They were a real ornament
+to the Hunt.</p>
+
+<p>The bad times came to the old gentry and the
+squires. New taxes and old mortgages hit them
+harder and harder and numbers fell out of the County
+ranks, selling their Halls and Manors to financial
+looters and legalised plunderers. The character of
+hunting began to alter. Extraordinary people came
+a-hunting, packs changed hands and the money-interest
+could always be felt, even in the necessity
+that arose for artificially slowing the speed of the
+foxes. Huntsmen were required to show kills rather
+than sport. The bad times hit Edward’s father
+rather heavily and he had been unlucky in trying
+to recoup his lost income in the Argentine. The
+family in consequence suffered not merely decay but
+swift and total disaster. Unsuspected debts rose
+to the surface and everything saleable had to be sold.
+Books followed furniture, and finally went the horses.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</span>Edward’s father had a certain call on the mare he
+had reared, and Kathleen had to be sold with the
+rest. If it had not been for his father’s distress, I
+think Edward would have preferred to shoot her
+there and then. But there was no way of getting
+her out of the storm that was engulfing the fortunes
+of the house, and she was expected to make the sale
+a success. She would attract buyers who might
+likely buy the other horses.</p>
+
+<p>Edward avoided Tattersalls the day of the sale.
+I went to watch the bidding. The mare was well
+known in the world of horse-buyers and there was
+a keen tussle between different hunts to purchase
+her. A dealer bought her for four hundred guineas,
+a very fine price. Edward went abroad after the
+sale to live in the Colonies, where bankrupt men may
+live free and ride a horse. I saw him no more.</p>
+
+<p>I spent that winter hunting, varied with excursions
+to races, steeplechasing for choice. Amateur riding
+is always more amusing if not such an exact science
+as professional work. Towards spring I attended
+some point to point racing in the Midlands. There
+was a small crowd at either end, and I took up a
+position in the middle of the course beside the most
+formidable fence. Several of my friends were riding
+and Petersfield was a strong favourite. Petersfield
+had never chequered my life, but I confess I would
+rather have seen him second than have won a good
+sum on his win. With my glasses I recognised him
+at the start. I watched the starter and the anxious
+drop of his flag and the solid burst of horses and
+riders opening like a fan and thinning out as each
+obstacle brought one of them down. The race became
+a string with Petersfield leading. He was riding
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</span>beautifully and his mount was tossing away the
+sods like a runaway ploughing machine. They
+splashed through a water obstacle. The race seemed
+to me Petersfield’s, as I watched him shoot past and
+over the fence at which I was standing. He threw
+his mount like a cricket ball at the next fence, when
+suddenly the horse doubled itself up and stopped
+dead. Petersfield slipped over its head, landed on his
+feet and made a desperate effort to remount. The
+horse’s front legs danced in the air. Petersfield
+jerked down the sinewy snakehead and bundling
+the reins into his hand was scrambling back into
+the saddle. He had lost the lead but it was exciting
+to see if he could still win. There was a chance.
+No, there wasn’t! He was ready again, but the
+survivors were two fences away. Not till then did
+he seat himself squarely and face the jump, but
+not a step would his horse take. So far from pricking
+his mount to the frenzy of the wind, his spurs seemed
+only to transfix it to stone. The race was being
+won at the other end. It was won! And Petersfield
+threw himself angrily out of the saddle. It must
+have been maddening to him.</p>
+
+<p>He seemed rather puzzled by what had happened.
+He walked round to the horse’s head with an ugly
+look. If he wanted to punish the animal he had
+the brute to himself for they were half hidden behind
+the fence.... I turned towards the finish and had
+started walking away when I heard a quick, half-human
+squeal. I turned round again and realised
+to my horror that it was not the horse but Petersfield
+who was squealing and for an obvious reason. The
+animal had its mouth more than full with Petersfield’s
+bull neck. He was down on the grass and she was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</span>holding him there. I ran as hard as I could, hurling
+my stick at the horse’s sides. But I could not
+dislodge the animal until I had snatched and dragged
+the reins. With a sickening thrill I saw the heavy
+mouth move across his neck and the big row of
+foaming teeth.... Good Heavens! He had been
+shaken like a rat before I had rescued him. Not
+till then did I recognise Edward’s famous mare.
+Her eyes were red-hot, and her ears were laid back
+like a hare’s crouching in her form. It was the
+mare called Kathleen all right!</p>
+
+<p>I never let Edward know and indeed I never met
+him again. Why should I? Men return from the
+undiscovered ends of the world and from foreign
+countries but not from the Colonies. The Colonies
+are the Empire’s blotting paper. They absorb all
+the superfluous ink and the mistakes and the blots.
+Financial undoing is the most considerable of social
+mistakes, and Edward was glad to be absorbed by
+the dreary dazzle of Australia. I never saw him
+again. Whether the news of Petersfield’s death
+ever reached him I do not know. I have no doubt
+he would have laid a different interpretation to the
+scene at the fence than I did, had he seen or known.
+I managed to account for it to my own mind. I don’t
+think anything so absurd as that Kathleen, the dead
+woman, came back to avenge an unlucky marriage,
+or to be near to Edward.... It was all a matter
+of the power of thought. Thought when harnessed
+to emotion is a soluble output which can penetrate
+and influence material or living bodies, not necessarily
+human. In concentrated form the emanations of
+the past often strike us as ghosts and we generally
+feel them more often than we see them. If such
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</span>an emanation hits a receiving or containing agent,
+there is no limit to the tricks it can play, duping
+the brain, catching the eye, even causing audibility.
+In this case I think Kathleen had decided to kill herself,
+and all her personality went out to Edward the
+day before, when she made that queer and lingering
+farewell. Edward did not catch the tragedy or
+meaning of it, but the emotion intended for him
+had saturated the spot I believe. He was more
+receptive a year later when he came riding to the
+same place, but even so the fierce thought and
+unconscious exhalation of Kathleen’s dead agony
+pervading that corner of earth where they had parted
+found its receiver in the sensitive mare he was
+riding. Something of her no doubt survived bodily
+annihilation, and that shred of unliving, earth-bound
+personality as it were impregnated the primitive
+instinct of the mare, so that she came to answer
+Edward’s craving for Kathleen’s return to him in
+any guise or in any shape. The negative and positive
+poles were established between man and mare and no
+wonder he felt the horrible material reaction of having
+to sell her.... But I don’t for a moment think
+it was Kathleen. I only suppose that the mare
+somehow became mixed up with Edward’s own
+feelings and sensation, which would account for the
+unpleasantness of that scene that I witnessed by the
+fence.... It was really only the memory of those
+teeth that gave me such a queer turn.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="JOHN_SALTUS">
+ JOHN SALTUS
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>I remember meeting John Saltus for the first time
+as vividly as any coloured patch in my life. It
+was in the middle of Clubland and a day that I
+was feeling unusually sore after being blackballed for
+the Bachelors’. I was vaguely trying to decide
+whether to join the Y.M.C.A. or to chance the ballot
+of the Athenæum under a <i>nom de plume</i>. For I had
+to have some place in London in which to lunch. My
+real name I had disgraced irretrievably, unintentionally
+enough, but foolishly beyond belief. I need not recall
+that celebrated baccarat case in which I had been
+mixed. It was quite enough to keep me out of any
+London Club. I had been a fool, and folly, alas,
+does not connote innocence.</p>
+
+<p>It simply made me a pariah in Mayfair. I had
+played at a table where a Duchess with thirty thousand
+a year had been very rightly fleeced. I enjoyed
+watching her being cheated by my best friend. There
+was a sudden scene and I was held as an accomplice.
+Nothing could be proved, but nothing was ever disproved.
+I went sniffing about Belgravia like an hyena
+with his teeth drawn. In the suburbs of course I
+became rather a lion, and tradesmen’s wives, and
+even my own wife’s tradesmen, welcomed me to their
+Sunday socials. The hand that was believed to have
+cheated at the tables of the great was greeted with
+considerable sympathy by the great provision dealers,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</span>who, I may say, by less dramatic methods extract
+even larger sums from the same tables. But every
+class admires some vice from which it is circumstantially
+free. Possessors of great wealth secretly
+admire burglars—an admiration which sometimes
+breaks out in mild kleptomania. Atheists cause a
+secret fascination to the wives of clergy. Sinners
+bow to the innocent. The innocent kneel to sinners.
+It is based on the love of opposites. Many a perfect
+draughtsman has cherished the ambition to write one
+drivelling lyric. Browning said he liked “to know
+the butcher paints,” which the Exhibition at the Royal
+Academy shows is often the case. Anyhow, as one
+who had once cheated by accident at cards, I became
+the object of much vicious veneration in Golders
+Green.</p>
+
+<p>In Mayfair I was used to being cut as often as a
+pack of cards. Tom Smithson was the only friend
+who stuck to me and showed his belief in me by proposing
+me every year for the Bachelors’. And this,
+I remember so well, was my fourth blackballing and
+here was Smithson coming down St. James’s Street
+accompanied by a man to me unknown. Smithson
+was the queerest fellow. He always claimed to be
+the rightful Duke of Northumberland. He said the
+Percies had chivied him out.</p>
+
+<p>Smithson turned sheepish the moment he caught
+sight of me, a natural consequence, I supposed, of the
+social denigration I had received under his auspices
+that morning. I only felt that he owed me the necessary
+lunch to cover his humiliation and mine. It was
+the least he could do. But after making an obvious
+effort to disembarrass himself of his companion he
+showed signs of wishing to avoid me. I could not
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</span>believe I was such a pariah that he would not even
+introduce a friend. I felt stirred to force an introduction
+for myself, and the casual crowd assisted the
+manœuvre, for we were thrown into touch by an eddy
+of passers. Even so, he chose to forget our names!
+He only placed a hand on each of our shoulders and
+murmured: “I am going to leave you two excellent
+fellows together without telling you who you are.
+You are both well known in your way and you should
+have rather an amusing lunch trying to find out who
+the other is. I have an engagement myself. I am so
+sorry.” And he slipped into White’s with the nervous
+superiority of an archangel leaving two imperfect
+beings outside the Paradisal fence. I was left alone
+with the stranger.</p>
+
+<p>“Lunch is a good idea, as ideas go,” I ventured
+to say, “but unluckily I have no Club as yet.” A
+tinge of disappointment crossed his iron-grey face as
+he echoed, “Nor have I!” I felt frank and did
+not mind telling a stranger, who did not even know
+my name, that I had been badly blackballed at the
+Bachelors’ that morning. At the word blackball
+he turned livid white.</p>
+
+<p>“I have never been blackballed, I suppose because
+nobody has ever dared to propose me for a London
+Club,” he stated with a mechanical smile. I then
+perceived the good looks under the sullen pitch of
+his countenance. I proposed that we should evacuate
+the blind rut into which Smithson had thrown us by
+quickly disclosing our names and lunching in the first
+restaurant. I revealed my humble autonym, for which
+he feigned immediate recognition, and, while I was
+wondering which of the minors or minims his might
+represent in English art or letters, he bespake his
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</span>nomenclature: “I am John Saltus; you know
+Saltus?”</p>
+
+<p>Hope of lunch compelled me to utter some such
+pretended surprise as: “Oh, Saltus? Not John
+Saltus? Why, of course. I am so glad to meet you.
+So curious, isn’t it, after all these years?” But my
+over-ready recognition seemed to pain rather than
+please. I had been as polite as I could be under
+extempore circumstances, and yet he seemed annoyed.
+Did he also prefer to keep his name under a bushel?
+Surely he couldn’t be a pariah as well as myself?
+“I should like to have honoured myself by giving
+you lunch at the Athenæum,” I said, trying to be
+more than courteous.</p>
+
+<p>“At the home of literary discoveries and lost wits?”
+he murmured with a ghastly smile. I felt quite
+annoyed, for the Athenæum was to me one of the fixed
+points in the English world, like <i>Punch</i> or Lord’s
+Cricket Ground or our sanitary system, and I could
+not brook the scornful.</p>
+
+<p>“In that case will you partake with me at my
+favourite Aerated Bread Shop?” I continued to say.
+He bowed, and we walked towards the City. My
+favourite shop was empty, except for a mother giving
+her schoolboy sons a farewell holiday meal. The
+quick lunchers and cheap eaters had gone. It was
+late in the afternoon. I was lunching with a cynic,
+a not unpleasing form of appetiser.</p>
+
+<p>With his bitter sauce he irrigated the homely pudding
+of life until I half enjoyed his quaint misanthropy.
+It was so unusual in an Aerated Bread Shop. The
+lady at the next table seemed equally interested and
+strained her ears to overhear what he had to say.
+The schoolboys gulped as though about to be left
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</span>stranded on some cakeless shore or some iceless Sahara.
+They were in the middle of a second strawberry ice
+when their mother caught the eye of John Saltus.
+There was a flash of real recognition, and I watched
+her rise to her feet, flint-faced, and order the boys to
+follow her out of the shop. In vain they protested,
+with streaming lips. “Your father would not like
+you to eat here; no, not for a moment,” and with
+her eyes, half afraid and half horrified, fixed on Saltus
+she withdrew her brood. They left their ice unfinished.
+She made one jerk with her parasol, as
+though she had just found a decayed rat in the soup,
+and was gone.</p>
+
+<p>I am neither curious nor critical. The past cannot
+interest me and the future, being only the unborn
+past, is even dull to me. As for the present, the evil
+of the day is sufficient to the day. Confidences bore
+me and I never encourage <i>le récit d’une vie</i>. But this
+time I felt that a little explanation was in season. I
+was used to being blackballed at the clubs, but, when
+it comes to women stamping out of Aerated Bread
+Shops rather than allow their children to eat in the
+same room, I confess I felt a little annoyed.</p>
+
+<p>I was wondering which of the seven unforgivable
+sins against Society Saltus could have committed.
+Had he sinned like me basely at baccarat? Or had
+he forged a Lord Chamberlain’s ticket to the Royal
+Enclosure at Ascot or gone uninvited to the Gillies’
+Ball at Balmoral? Had the police arrested him
+embracing his wife with over fervour amid the moonlit
+shadows of Hyde Park? Or, even more iniquitous,
+had he affixed the pennant of the Royal Yacht
+Squadron to a houseboat on the Upper Thames? I
+could not imagine.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</span></p>
+
+<p>Well, I never asked, and we walked together that
+afternoon as though some subtle bond lay between
+us. We were fellow-pariahs and clung to each other.
+There are some to whom the joys of ostracism make
+their appeal and who even enjoy being seen with the
+notorious. But it was a kind of self-protection that
+held us together.... That winter I often lunched
+with Saltus and enjoyed his company. I came to
+appreciate the fine-grained cynicism of his talk, and
+I guessed that he liked me because I was neither
+curious nor critical. Such friendships can last. All
+the same, I could not help observing that his notoriety
+was greater than mine, for I often saw men turn
+aside from us, or at least Saltus imagined they did,
+and his brow puckered like a frill and his long shapely
+hand tightened upon mine. It was not one of the
+radiant or rhapsodical friendships of my life, but I
+felt spellbound at times and all the more attracted to
+his company. I felt I knew him well enough to
+propose a jaunt in Paris. I knew he went abroad for
+his summers, instead of pursuing those very uninteresting
+fauna at home, the deer, salmon and grouse.
+I felt that Paris was a safe proposal, the great
+caravanserai of the uninvited and unwanted and
+unmentionable of all nations. To my surprise he bit
+his lip and said: “Paris? Not Paris. I can never
+return there.” With an apologetical farewell he left
+me the next moment.</p>
+
+<p>Next day I received an invitation to follow him to
+his chalet in Switzerland. I never knew he had one,
+but the address conveyed meaning to the railway
+agent, and a week later I had taken my ticket.
+Switzerland seemed an odd place for an Englishman
+seeking social concealment. However, I am not curious
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</span>and my mind was occupied by the decision I had to
+make between the firms of Cook or Lunn. Lunn
+seemed localised in Switzerland and the name bespoke
+avalanches of London Alpinists, but Cook was a
+world-fact, one of the Catholicities from which there
+is no escape. I was in suspense between Cook the
+Guelf and Lunn the Ghibelline, between Capulet Cook
+and Montagu Lunn. It was about as considerable a
+decision as my mind can attain to.</p>
+
+<p>Eventually I purchased a ticket at Cook’s and
+drifted into a herded party labelled Lunn, at whose
+expense I obtained a free transit between two Paris
+stations. Saltus had written to me previously from
+Germany. I wondered whether he minded my coming
+by Paris.... At any rate, the next day I looked
+out of the carriage and took my first glimpse of the
+Alps. I found them magnificently disappointing.
+However, I had not been curious to see them, so I
+had no right to be critical.</p>
+
+<p>The Alps at last, bleak and cloudless. I could but
+feebly compare them in my mind to God’s family
+pewter and silver stacked in useless and aggravated
+confusion along the horizon. Brightly polished and
+metallic they glistened in the sun, silver-plated with
+the crystallised snow and hall-marked with ancient
+volcanic scars. I felt no doubt as to their Maker.
+But my mood led me to view them relatively and
+from distances in which they grew smaller. My
+imagination resolved them to the contours of the
+Mountains in the Moon, which hung aloft that night
+like a steel mirror parodying the Alps of earth. In
+that cosmic illumination which we call moonlight I
+imagined the Alps as seen from Saturn or from the
+sun, reducing them to mental and relative dust. What
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</span>interested me most, watching those mountains, was
+their human associations and the dim thought that
+in crevasses hidden throughout those heights as
+remote from man’s eye as the sepulchre of Moses lay
+the frost-eaten skeletons of dead mountaineers, all
+the lonely legion who had gone up on the hills and
+never returned. The great peaks seemed memorable,
+glamorous and tragic. Without history until men
+travelled and travailed on them, without dramatic
+power till men perished in their fastnesses and fissures,
+dumb and inane the great hills encumbered the earth.</p>
+
+<p>Switzerland is Switzerland, and three things in
+Switzerland do not stop. Firstly, the wonderfully
+made clocks; secondly, the ever-tinkling cattle bells,
+and, thirdly, the Tourists, who at certain and fortunate
+periods take flight. I arrived in the lull between
+summer-climbing and winter-sports while the voice of
+the tourist was low in the land. Saltus met me at the
+station in the valley and conducted me to the funicular
+railway leading to his chalet. We began to move
+slowly up the heights. It was like tobogganing uphill
+in a kind of collapsed tramcar. We passed through a
+mist of bell-music. Upon the cattle of a hundred
+hills the little bells jangled and tinkled. If the bells
+were intended to trace a lost cow I should imagine
+the expedient to be as practical as tying a blue ribbon
+round every sheep on the English Downs. But I
+dwell on a particular sound which, for me, is always
+associated with Saltus.</p>
+
+<p>At the top of the funicular we dismounted and
+began walking through a forest of fir trees, which lost
+all charm for me when I read a notice to say that it
+was reserved for hotel visitors! and in the wild thickets
+Saltus pointed out one of those melancholy timberbuilt
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</span>depots for consumptives. Farther we met a
+fellow-countryman, who turned and, looking at Saltus
+with staring hectic eyes, seemed to fly horrorstruck,
+as far as I could judge. We were now passing on
+footpaths through the forest proper, and in half an
+hour we reached his chalet. It was a dark and
+dismal den though furnished with modern comforts.
+A heavy overhanging drip-board shaded the dark-stained
+timber stories from sun or snow. Piles of
+books filled the low-ceilinged room amid much mountaineering
+gear and instruments that I connected with
+astrology—star charts and astrolabes, crystal balls and
+the like.</p>
+
+<p>This was a new side to Saltus’s character, and I
+decided that it accounted for the dread which his
+neighbour had shown when we passed in the forest,
+as well as for the awed demeanour of the two Swiss
+servants, who worked in the chalet by day and withdrew
+to some Alpine kraal by night. I found a clue
+to Saltus, at least to the extent of his misanthropy.
+His chalet held no Visitors’ Book, and there appeared
+to be no visitor’s room.</p>
+
+<p>I presumed I was the first visitor to reach his abode,
+for a camp bed and blankets were pitched for me in
+a corner of the dining-room. I stayed a month with
+him without making any attempt to lift the personal
+mystery. I discovered that he was wealthy, and a
+rich man without friends is a curious phenomenon.
+He was also an epicure, for the food and cooking were
+excellent. But there was no variety. Certain vegetables
+and meats appeared but others never appeared
+in the round. Yet Saltus surveyed the menu book
+every morning with an eagle eye. However, I settled
+down to this solitary form of companionship. Lunn
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</span>had forgotten me and to Cook I must have been as
+one that had gone down into the pit, though never
+had I dwelt at a higher elevation in my life. Of his
+necromancy Saltus was very open and showed me
+many things in old books, but I came to regard it
+as a hobby rather than a practice on his part. I could
+not feel that his clever cynical mind would waste or
+loose itself entirely on such barren investigations.
+His servants thought he had attained some proficiency
+in the darker arts, for I noticed that whenever he
+entered the room they crossed their thumbs in his
+direction. I knew what this meant. They feared
+him for the evil eye. Did the lady in the Aerated
+Bread Shop also fear the evil eye? I wondered to
+myself. It was no business of mine whether the ban
+upon him was social or supernatural. I would not
+ask and I could not blame. He could make me his
+revelation when he wished.</p>
+
+<p>But it was a slight surprise to find that this velvet-dressed
+lounger and affecter of the occult was a first-class
+mountaineer. I learnt by observation that he
+was so keen that he never lost a chance to go out
+on a search party. There were plenty of accidents in
+his locality. In face of the chalet rose the colossal
+cloudpick known as the Spindelhorn, and the ranges of
+the Schwindelhorn stretched at our back. More than
+once I saw him go out at a night call with the guides
+when some party had been reported lost. He seemed
+to have a passion for danger and not for fame. Unrecorded
+were these heroic climbs, except what he cared
+to tell me after he had rested. He told me one day
+with visual effect how he had been forced to make a
+glissade down a splitting snow-field. For a moment
+he had been suspended by the rope over a crevasse,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</span>but he laughed as though life held far more terrible
+situations. It was a ridiculising yet a haunted laugh.
+But it was a new rôle for this misanthrope to adopt,
+that of a human St. Bernard, for he never took out
+his gear except to find the lost. I never knew what
+to make of it. His expeditions on the hills always
+left him in a strangely exalted condition, and for a
+day the cynicism would fall from his real nature like
+a bright barren husk. I even imagined him sentimental
+within. The snows and storms of the Alps
+had no terrors for him; if anything they were a
+refreshment to his silent, sullen soul.</p>
+
+<p>He never left the chalet except to walk in the
+woods, and always avoided seeing anybody except
+myself and the servants. Yet he had no appearance
+of having shrunk into himself or of collapsing into
+ignoble obscurity. He kept himself in the most magnificent
+strength and fettle, and his agility in drawing
+himself over the rocks on the very mild climbs we took
+together was little less than caprine. And all the
+while his mystery seemed farther away than ever
+from solution. This was no broken man, whose
+co-operation on a jaunt was half the battle. Why
+did he behave as though his presence polluted the
+very whiteness of Switzerland? Yet he used to
+stand for hours watching the Spindelhorn as though
+he were sifting the snows in his inmost soul. I looked
+carelessly into his eyes sometimes. They were the
+cold green colour of the glaciers. They made me
+shiver and desire to ask questions less than ever.
+They reminded me of the eyes of a man who had died
+long ago. The chalet was comfortable enough to a
+bachelor, but it suffered from what I can only describe
+as a great spiritual emptiness. Neither good nor evil
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</span>spirits could find lodging there. It was a sort of
+vacuum. When I saw all his necromantic gear, I had a
+feeling that, as he had found himself cut by the living,
+it was only natural that he should wish to scrape up
+acquaintance with the dead. One day he told me
+that he had never imagined once in his life that any
+survival of the human personality was possible. I
+supposed his secret was that, though endowed with
+fine faculties, mental and bodily, he had somehow
+become dispossessed of his soul, if ever he had one!
+I felt as though I was really the only human person
+walking about in that house. His body and his mind
+were unconnected by the third quantity of soul, which
+makes a person. He was a unique figure, a striking
+character in his way, almost a personage; but he was
+not a real person. He was only a psychical mannequin,
+after all! However, I was comfortable and I lived
+on with my automaton friend as with a muscular
+phantom. I was fond of coining such phrases, but
+none of them exactly caught John Saltus.</p>
+
+<p>I felt that my patronising pity was inadequate to
+the power that lay behind his detachment of purpose
+and life. He was something more than an Alpine
+Diogenes in his tub. He had something of the martyrised
+nobility of Prometheus chained to the rocks.
+But why he lived on those heights, so lonely and so
+unsatisfied, a woman visitor would have gone mad
+in a week trying to find out. He was not consumptive.
+His mountaineering was occasional. His tastes lay
+with civilisation, and eventually I realised that his
+astrology was all a blind. The inspiration or fascination
+or redemption which he drew from the everlasting
+hills eluded me. What possible sin or secret
+demanded that he should live in his wooden eyrie,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</span>issuing forth on rare and dangerous expeditions?
+What did he expect the snows of the Schwindelhorn
+to wipe away from his past?</p>
+
+<p>I used to feel that he was a ghostless body, that he
+was ever watching those heights for the return of his
+soul. They were not unpopulated, those uncanny
+crevasses and glaciers. Human beings had been lured
+and trapped into their embrace. I could conceive
+ghosts among those emerald cracks in the sides of the
+lacquered mountain. There, as in a vision, the dead
+climbers eternally negotiate the trackless passes, while
+the noiseless flick of their shadowy axes moves
+upon the face of the ice, and phantom pulls phantom
+along the endless rope.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>One day the end came with such an unexpected
+explanation. We were watching the fronting heights,
+the trillion tonnage of micaed granite, that rises in
+sheeted cliffs and light-green landing stages, where
+alpine men actually live, and the higher barren
+ledges and ragged belts of hirsute fir-trees growing on
+the gigantic rock jowls and only waiting for a drift
+of snowlike soap and the razorlike effect of an avalanche
+to give the illusion of a grandiose operation in Titanic
+shaving. And over all rose the snowy peaks, worn
+fine by the workings of sun and rain, or tangled and
+wounded by the primeval chaos.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving him, I had turned back to the chalet when
+I suddenly heard him cry to himself: “Onions and
+veal, onions and veal, there is no peace!” Ridiculous
+words they sounded, but from Saltus they came with
+all the force and enunciation of Greek tragedy. And
+he sighed the words again and again: “No peace, no
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</span>peace!” While his green eyes still ranged the panorama
+of the Alps. I knew not what to think. Had he sent
+his soul out into the waste and had it returned empty
+to him again? He rejoined me at lunch and showed
+himself almost human—not that he was not always
+courteous and hospitable and (when he wished) the
+fount of good conversation. Whatever his tragedy
+was, he had seemingly merged it into nature. Whatever
+had been the primitive shades and sensitiveness
+of his character, he had reduced himself to the slow
+patience of the unemotional. He was the triumph of
+undecontrollable control. In a month of close company
+those were the only revealing words he had let slip.
+And they were the most anguished I had ever heard
+drop from a human creature in my life. Otherwise I
+could not recollect once seeing him hurried or angry
+or grieved. I could not conceive him passing in or
+out of love. Swearing or praying, those two easily
+reversible processes of approach to the Creator, were
+not for him. Fortunately I still remained, on the
+whole, neither curious nor critical.</p>
+
+<p>When he joined me, he told me he had seen an
+avalanche on the sides of the Schwindelhorn. Emotion
+in his face took the form of chalky solemnity. “I
+never watch an avalanche without wishing I were
+under it”; and again he said with unusual feeling,
+“I believe I could bring myself to pray to be buried
+under those moving snows if my prayer could be
+heard.” I said I hoped that the avalanche had
+brought no accident in its train, and that if he liked
+I would go down the funicular to the Club that evening
+to find out if it were so. He nodded grateful agreement.
+“Yes, do find out. If there has been trouble, I should
+like to be out on the Alps to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</span></p>
+
+<p>I crawled down by the funicular that evening and
+found my way to the English Club. The avalanche
+had caused some stirring among guides and visitors.
+At least one party was known to have been making in
+the direction taken by the avalanche. Alpenstocks
+were clashing and heavy boots beating upon the
+boarding. Anglo-Saxon superiority upon the mountains
+was being demonstrated. Casual English voices
+could be heard with their peculiarly unhumorous
+drawl. I made bold to inquire if this activity had
+been caused by rumour of accident. A quiet man
+looked up and nodded. Then he said: “You come
+from Saltus, don’t you? I have noticed you with
+him several times.” I assented. “You live with
+him?” I nodded. “You eat with him?” I
+nodded. “Then I bet you haven’t smelt an onion
+for a twelvemonth,” and he laughed coarsely. “I am
+afraid I don’t understand you, sir,” I said. “Then
+wait till this search party gets clear. I dare say they
+will send for Saltus, if they don’t strike the party
+which was due to return last night.” And I waited,
+curious perhaps for the first time in my life. The
+word “onion” rang like an echo of fatality in my
+ears.</p>
+
+<p>An hour later we were alone in the club-room, and
+the other began his yarn. Mercifully it was quickly
+told. “So you eat with John Saltus day after day
+and your flesh never creeps?” I sat, nodding and
+nodding, in a waking trance, but I could not fall
+asleep. Like the Ancient Mariner, the other told me
+his ghastly tale as follows:</p>
+
+<p>“I knew John Saltus in Paris when we were both
+students. We lived in the same rooms for a time. But
+for a year we always fed at a crowded little restaurant
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</span>in the Latin Quarter. It was very cheap and very
+good. The restaurant was kept by an old artist, fallen
+on evil days, and his handsome wife. We all admired
+and feebly affected Madame. Saltus had a friend who
+went further and made love to her. They used to
+eat together. One day I saw the old man serving
+them both with a livid face. It really seemed a little
+hard that they should eat his own food under his nose
+and make him wait on them both. Two days later
+I arrived late for the evening meal. To my surprise
+only Saltus and his friend were sitting there. I joined
+them, and Saltus explained: ‘The old man has been
+feeling ill. He refused us admission, but we insisted
+and tried to put it right. Anyhow, he has closed his
+windows and let in no one but us. Madame has not
+appeared yet. She must be doing penance in the
+kitchen. However, you have missed nothing. The
+cooking has been execrable. We have had horrible
+horsemeat with onions. Can’t you catch the smell?
+You had better go on to another restaurant. They
+are too much upset here. Our friend has disorganised
+the establishment by his love-making. The wonder
+is that he has been served at all. And now Monsieur
+has not returned from the kitchen. We had better
+pay the bill and go. I will go in and spare him the
+trouble of looking upon his rival again.’ All these
+words and sentences have remained indelible upon
+my mind,” continued my informant.</p>
+
+<p>“When Saltus came back from the kitchen he was
+a changed man. He could not speak, but motioned
+us all to follow him. Madame lay dead on the table,
+her breasts terribly mangled and her whole body
+dissected. Her husband had fled and was picked out
+of the Seine the next day. The stove was burning
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</span>hard and a saucepan of onions was frizzling to a
+stinking cinder. No need to discuss or analyse the
+menu. Saltus has been that way ever since. He
+thinks he has committed some unforgivable sin or
+incurred some uncleansable degradation in the sight
+of men.”</p>
+
+<p>I ran out into the moonlit night. It was late, and
+I walked about, unable to sleep, and watched the
+sunrise redden the snowy veins of the Schwindelhorn
+like a pink unguent applied by Dawn to heal the
+black bruise of night. I can never forget the first
+delicate pink that sprayed or rather perfumed the
+mountain until the sun brought a ruddier rush of
+light over the mountain-head, and Day succeeded
+with all her diamond whiteness. And the stark
+beauty of the <ins id='cor_213' title='Original: Spindlehorn'>Spindelhorn</ins> and the Spittlehorn rose
+up behind me with a whiteness as of fuller’s earth.
+Then I could understand Saltus longing for the untarnished
+hills. It was not curious that he should
+have drawn himself into the heights that his flesh
+might be cleansed by the snow and his bones one
+day made one with the unpolluted Alps. But I never
+returned to his chalet.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="LOADED_DICE">
+ LOADED DICE
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>I was recently passing a few days at Monte Carlo,
+tempted more by the weather than the spirit of
+gambling. I was mooning about in the sunshine,
+if I may so describe a very pleasant though unproductive
+manner of spending the time. The hot-house plants
+and tropical trees which grow out-of-doors in the
+Riviera are alone worth the pleasure of the trip.
+The principality of Monaco needs no foreign loans to
+run its government, for the tax paid by the Casino is
+sufficient to balance its expenses. The flowers benefit
+by the local affluence, for their beds are as carefully
+made as though they were occupying a royal suite, and
+they themselves receive as much toilet as ladies of
+fashion. Palms, prickly-pear cactus, and all kinds
+of thick, watery-fleshed plants thrive in the dry
+terraces between the mountains and the Mediterranean
+Sea. The top-heavy, gouty, black-fibred palm-trees
+give a ludicrous impression of old elephants’ legs
+suffering, if such a medical horror is possible, from
+the disease called elephantiasis! The fruit of the
+prickly-pear looks like lumps of coloured putty temporarily
+stuck upon the gawky leathery leaves. Another
+amusing plant with stiff spiked leaves a yard long
+looks, when it begins to wither, like strips of zebra
+hide cut into ribbons. Sun and dew work hand in
+hand all winter to make the vegetation as delightful
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</span>to passing visitors to Monte Carlo as it must be consoling
+to constant losers!</p>
+
+<p>Whether one hazards a stake or not, it is always
+interesting to sit outside the Casino and watch the
+different types who frequent that most levelling of
+institutions. Fortune is the most democratic of
+divinities, and often tosses into the lap of the humble
+what she has filched from the purse-proud. Great
+or small, adventurer or artistocrat, sharp or flat, she
+has a levelling effect on them all in time. They are
+all at the mercy of her infinite and ironical whimsicality.</p>
+
+<p>Monte Carlo has this in common with certain other
+places in the world, like Charing Cross Station, the
+Piazza of St. Peter’s, and Niagara Falls, that the
+world, with or without his wife, passes there sooner or
+later. If you wait, you will soon run into an acquaintance,
+and already you have a curious feeling that
+half the people you have ever known have passed that
+way. For once I sat waiting an hour without recognising
+a face. It was like a long run of the <i>rouge</i> at
+the table. The <i>noir</i> seemed more and more certain
+to come. The next to pass must be a friend. So it
+was, for I recognised the worn, old-fashioned features
+before me. But where had I met them previously?
+The name came back to me with an effort. I remembered
+now. It was an old friend of my father’s, and
+we had met in Hyde Park twenty years before, when
+I was a boy at Eton. I never forgot the gold sovereign
+he gave me to take back to school. I remembered,
+too, my father having pointed him out to me as the
+greatest gambler of his generation. I vaguely knew
+that his whole fortune had disappeared at the tables.</p>
+
+<p>I was feeling lonely, so I followed him into the
+gambling-rooms and claimed acquaintance, which he
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</span>was polite enough not to refuse. He was not gambling
+himself, so he had time to take me round the tables
+and explain to me in theory one or two unfailing
+systems for breaking the bank. In practice I afterwards
+found out, and even suspected at the moment,
+they had as often bankrupted the would-be ruptors
+of the bank, but he only remembered the one or two
+brilliant moments in his career when he had cleared out
+a table and left it closed for the day. I found it more
+interesting listening to this old-time player than watching
+the motley crowd who clutched the gold-spangled
+skirts of Fortune as she slipped by, in silences only
+broken by the mocking formulas of the croupiers and the
+whirring of the fatal ball. At the tables were sitting girls
+who had better been playing draughts in their schoolrooms,
+and hawk-eyed beldames who seemed ready to
+stake the price of their coffins on the winning number.
+Only when they won did a muscle relax in their tired
+faces. The presiding croupiers were a perpetual lesson
+in the art of concealing emotions. But as they were
+never allowed to join in a stake, they shovelled the
+money like so many beans. What perfect flunkeys
+they would have made for the Sphinx! “<i>Messieurs,
+faites vos jeux</i>,” sang the croupiers, and a minute later
+came the warning signal, “<i>rien ne va plus!</i>” followed
+in a few long seconds by the announcement of the
+winning number, red or black, odd or even, and the
+swift scraping in of the lost stakes. And so it would
+be all afternoon and into the night and the next day
+again and the day after ... crack! a sudden shot
+broke through the great room and everybody who was
+not watching a stake rushed into a corner, where some
+unknown plunger had just taken the last plunge into
+eternity by blowing out his brains. The attendants
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</span>collected from every corner and formed a hedge round
+the dead man. Quickly and soundlessly they began
+moving him out by a side-door, while gamblers picking
+up their stakes ran to dip a finger in his blood for
+luck. In five minutes he had disappeared as though
+he had fallen off a liner into a boiling sea. Monte
+Carlo cannot afford to have scandals on the premises
+any more than any well-established and well-connected
+institution, and is generally more successful than others
+in concealing them. Blood is soon mopped up,
+especially if the passers believe that it is a charmed
+fluid. The roulette ball was soon spinning round
+again, and the only trace of the tragedy was the
+struggle of a dozen gamblers to sit where the suicide
+had been sitting all the afternoon. It is a superstition
+that the dead gambler’s spirit does not leave
+the rooms immediately with death, but remains to
+avenge his ill luck on the bank; and against the
+unknown forces of the underworld even the bank
+cannot win.</p>
+
+<p>I had had enough of it, and we strolled out on the
+terrace, my companion becoming amused to talk to
+such a novice in gambling matters as I then was.
+From the altitude of twenty years’ experience he
+began to give me his views on Luck, which some
+call Providence and some the Deuce. “Gambling,”
+he said, “is worth while to me whether I win or lose.
+When I win I cannot spend my money more pleasurably
+than by playing it again till I lose in the end.
+The bank must win. Let it!”</p>
+
+<p>We sat down and looked across the Mediterranean
+as the sun slowly sank. The horizontal rays crossed
+eighty miles of sea, and for a moment the ghostly
+glimmer of Corsica appeared like a mirage and then
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</span>disappeared under the claret-coloured flood. My companion
+talked on: “For me it has always been better
+to have played and lost than never to have played at
+all. That is even the reason I never married. I felt
+I had a perfect right to lose all I had, provided I had
+no dependents. I had very few friends either, and
+I have managed never to borrow, and I have played
+for twenty years. I have nothing on my conscience
+or, for the matter of that, on my bank-account now.
+I have had my great days and known the ecstasy of
+sudden wealth as no gold-digger has ever felt it—thousands
+made in one evening. I have taken zero
+twice running with a doubled stake. You have no
+idea what transcendent bliss that brings a gambler’s
+brain. I have done best when I trusted to the inspiration
+of the moment. There is luck, and there is bad
+luck, but that is really as far as I have ever been able
+to get. And luck often comes to those who feel the
+fascination of the table least. I have seen a man
+casually back the winning number and stroll off
+before it was declared. People are always forgetting
+their stakes, curiously enough, and there are always
+harpies who watch on the chance of claiming them.
+The croupier cannot refuse a claim. I do not think
+I ever forgot a stake. I can remember all the winning
+numbers on my great days still.”</p>
+
+<p>I asked him what the pleasures of memory meant
+to him, and he confessed that they were considerable.
+I asked him if he believed in any gambling superstition,
+whether he thought sitting round a gambling-table
+ever produced any result one could compare with
+spiritualism; for instance, the result of touching a
+dead gambler’s blood, which we had witnessed an
+hour or two before.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</span></p>
+
+<p>“No,” he said, “but I have come to the conclusion
+that it often makes a difference to the luck at a table
+who is sitting at it. Some people cause others to win.
+That is how it works out.” I asked him if in all his
+experience he could think of an instance when a
+psychic influence had been at work. He sat back
+thinking. Then he said quietly: “I do not answer
+your question. I cannot say yes or no, so I say
+nothing.” “Then you must have met something that
+was inexplicable,” I pressed. “Perhaps,” he answered;
+“but I have never told anybody.” I knew my only
+chance of hearing it was to say nothing or lead the
+conversation elsewhere, so I just waited. He got up
+and began walking again. When we came in front of
+the pigeon-shooting green, which juts like a tiny
+grass-green arena into the sea, he stopped and pointed
+to a corner of the fence. A pigeon popped out of a
+trap, took flight, and fell to an invisible gun. Another
+flew out, but fell the wrong side of the fence into the
+open sea, where fishermen were waiting to retrieve it
+from boats. Each marksman was allowed two shots
+to bring the pigeon down. It seemed deadly monotonous.
+Then my friend spoke: “That is where the
+first incident happened.” I knew now I had only to
+keep silent to hear what he had to say. “I used to
+shoot pigeons a good deal in company with a friend of
+mine. When we lost at the tables we often made
+good by winning the prize for shooting. I sometimes
+won, but my friend never. Whatever he gambled
+at he lost, roulette, <i>chemin-de-fer</i>, baccarat, and dice.
+He fell into the hands of the sharpers, a gang who
+induced him for a long time to believe that he was
+winning. Then they played him with loaded dice
+and he lost a fortune. One evening I was with him
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</span>and the dice fell six times the same against him and
+every time for double or quits. He challenged the
+dice and they agreed to saw the ivory cubes asunder.
+A third party was called in and in breathless silence
+the dice were broken up. My friend picked up each
+piece with a face whiter than ivory himself, but there
+was no suspicion of a fraud to be found. If they had
+been playing with loaded dice they had substituted
+others. Sleight of hand can work wonders. I have
+no doubt my friend’s challenge had been perfectly
+justified, but he was up against the deliberate wickedness
+of this world. For a moment he turned over the
+fragments of the dice. The scoundrel who had been
+playing with him smiled and murmured: ‘<i>C’est drôle,
+pas un grain de plomb</i>’ (‘That’s funny, not a grain of
+lead’). My friend put down his bank-book and went
+out. That evening he killed himself.</p>
+
+<p>“After I had seen to his burying I felt miserable and
+went for a long trip. When I returned I instinctively
+made my way to Monte Carlo. I could not change
+my thoughts or get my friend out of my mind, so I
+decided to return to the scenes of our long companionship.
+I immediately found that my luck had improved
+at the tables. Then a very strange thing
+happened. I sent for my guns and entered for the
+<i>grand prix</i> at pigeon-shooting. I found myself in
+winning fettle. You always know at the tables or
+on the green if you are in a successful mood. On the
+first day I killed fourteen pigeons out of fifteen. The
+second day saw me in the running for the championship.
+If you miss five birds you have to withdraw
+from the shooting, and soon only four guns were left.
+In the end two of us were left. We had each shot
+twenty-four out of twenty-six. Then the other
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</span>missed and I only had to kill one bird to win. Seconds
+are long on such occasions and my eye was caught by
+a little sailing-boat out to sea. I could not get my
+eye off it and out flew the pigeon, not like an easy
+owl but like a flighting snipe. Ping! I missed my
+first shot and he swerved. Then I fired to the other
+side. Ping! I thought, in fact I was sure, I had
+missed, but no, I had just done the trick. As he flew
+over the fence he suddenly shot low as though something
+rose in his path, struck the top of the fence, and
+fell stone-dead on the right side of the line. I was
+heartily congratulated by everyone on my prowess.
+I can tell you it was one of the good moments of my
+life and as the retriever brought back my last bird
+I strolled to the man in charge to see where I had hit
+my lucky bird. The dog man was handling the
+pigeon all over. I asked him if I hit the head or
+the body. He began plucking the feathers. When the
+bird was bare he looked up with a perplexed grin and
+said: ‘<i>C’est drôle, pas un grain de plomb!</i>’ As soon
+as I heard the fatal words I walked away feeling sick.
+I did not shoot a pigeon again for many a long day,
+not until I was absolutely in want of money. And
+for months I tried to get those words out of my head.</p>
+
+<p>“Years passed, but I never would let my mind
+dwell too long on the reason why that last pigeon
+could have shied and knocked its brains on the fence
+for my special benefit. It was possible that my last
+shot passed close overhead and drove it downward
+with the shock it caused in the air. I have heard of
+duck being killed by the sheer force of a gun’s explosion
+without being struck by the pellets. So I attributed
+my good fortune to a combination of natural reasons
+and my own skill. And the years passed. I went on
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</span>gambling and gambling, and I must say I had begun
+to forget my companion of other days. But one
+evening at Monte Carlo sitting at a table I caught
+sight of a face opposite which instantly telegraphed
+my friend back to me. It was the scoundrel who
+had cheated him at dice of all his money and indirectly
+of his life. He was obviously down on his luck,
+shabbily dressed and playing small stakes with furtive
+apprehension. I know that look so well. A man
+often has it the first time he throws a stake. He
+generally has it when he throws his last. I could
+see that he had not recognised me, but to my horror,
+when I had a run of luck, he took special notice and
+came up to address me. He began talking about a
+system of his own in which he suggested that I should
+take a share. However, my own was working very
+well that day and I played on till I had won five
+thousand francs.</p>
+
+<p>“When I came back to my hotel I was surprised
+to be told that a friend of mine was waiting in my
+room for me, and even more so to find that this ugly
+customer had followed me out of the Casino and
+somehow discovered where I was staying, for while
+I strolled home he had skipped ahead and imposed on
+the concierge with some trumped-up tale. Anyhow,
+he had been admitted and was there, staking his life
+and liberty on the chance of making me disgorge a
+little of my winnings. As he had a revolver pointing
+at me from the moment I entered my room, I would
+have been inclined to buy him off as cheaply as I
+could. But I remembered, what he did not, that
+I had a blood feud with him of many years’ standing.
+My revolver was in my outside pocket and we fired
+about simultaneously. I missed him, shattering the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</span>window behind, but he hit me in the shoulder. His
+pellet ran under my shoulder-blade like a knife. We
+stood facing each other and aiming. I was trying to
+fire, but something held me like a vice, and I could not.
+Every second I expected he would shoot me through
+the head. I could see his fingers twitching round the
+stock of his gun. But as I covered him I noticed a
+horrible look come into his features, and, if I was
+held, he was held doubly. Though I had missed him
+clean, a look of fear shot through his eyes, not the fear
+of a coward or a fool, or even the fear of one man of
+another, but the veritable fear of the evil for the Evil
+One when he cheats them at the end. He was staring
+over my shoulder into the empty bedroom behind me
+with glazed eyes and a tremor running through his
+body. He never said a word but fell back dead!</p>
+
+<p>“Just then the concierge and the police threw open
+the door and I found myself arrested. I declined to
+tell my story except in the presence of a British consul,
+and was taken first to a doctor, who found my wound
+slight, and then to the guard-house, where I was
+detained for the night, but I must confess I never slept
+with a lighter conscience. In the morning there was
+an inquiry before the authorities and I saw from the
+first that I had matters in my own hand. It was
+shown that I had left the Casino a winner and my
+assailant a heavy loser, that he had made his way
+on a false excuse into my room and that I had been
+found wounded. There was every suspicion that he
+had provoked the quarrel. I was only anxious that
+the affair should be taken down in black and white
+for my future good name, and I was quite ready to
+be accused and saddled with an act of justifiable
+manslaughter. The magistrates after consultation
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</span>with the police said that they would be delighted to
+release me, but that they would be much obliged if
+for the purposes of their report I would tell them
+exactly how I had killed the deceased. I pointed to
+my revolver lying on the commissary’s desk. ‘No,
+<i>monsieur</i>,’ I was politely told, and they all shook their
+heads mysteriously. ‘No, <i>monsieur</i>, you may have
+fired, but you must have killed him in some other way.’
+I looked bewildered. Then the commissary went on
+in a quiet voice to say that they had found no bullet-hole,
+and he ended: ‘<i>C’est drôle, pas un grain de
+plomb!</i>’ But, whether from loss of blood or excitement,
+I had fainted.”</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="AT_THE_HIGH_TABLE">
+ AT THE HIGH TABLE
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The port was passing at the High Table of St.
+Zacchaeus’ College in the University of Cambridge,
+port not as diners at Claridge’s or the
+Ritz know port, but grand old College port that
+deceased Bursars, untroubled by wife or work, had
+spent time and taste laying down in the College cellars
+in the fifties and sixties. Nobody knew how much
+of the best survived there, but regularly at the great
+College Feasts of St. Zacchaeus, such as his <i>Nativitas</i> or
+the anniversary of the Translation of his Relic from
+the local Cathedral to the mediæval College founded in
+his name, as well as on the day marked curiously in
+the Calendar of the late or pseudo-Lincoln Use, “<i>Sanctus
+Zacchaeus inter sycamoris</i>,” the best and most wonderful
+of ports appeared at the High Table. Each of the older
+Dons sipped the cloistered nectar as though it was his
+last glass, and guests made gentle inquiry of its
+abundancy or likelihood of appearance at the Feasts
+of the following year. There was no certainty, but
+it was rumoured that a Junior Bursar had boasted—in
+his cups—that enough remained to flood the front
+court of the College unto one and three-quarter inches
+deep. But he was not a mathematician!</p>
+
+<p>The port was passing and three times the hospitable
+Master of St. Zacchaeus’ had filled his glass and mine.
+Since the War the College Feasts had been kept very
+quietly, and the younger Fellows elected since that
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</span>sanguine deluge were already rising and asking the
+Master’s leave to return to their studies. They were
+an entirely new type compared to the mottle-faced
+old Dons; less human and far more efficient. The
+Master contemplated their departure good-humouredly.
+“They are a far harder working lot than we ever
+were,” he mentioned, “though they do rather resemble
+hair-dressers’ assistants. Praiseworthy young men
+and very concentrated in their ways. That young
+gentleman who has refused port, was, I believe, once
+a Canadian cowboy, but after a distinguished service
+in the Army took advantage of the call to ‘Hands
+across the Sea’ to study Law with us, and so successfully
+that we made him a Fellow. Though he keeps
+his hands off the port he is no milkmaid. In fact, I
+believe he came to one of his colleagues, who had been
+kind and lent him books, and offered to arrange the
+disappearance of any person to whom he had most
+objection in the University.”</p>
+
+<p>The Master was in talking mood and several of us
+collected round him. “Strange times are upon us,
+gentlemen, but no doubt we seemed just as strange to
+the generation that went before us. I have lived to
+see a race of Undergraduates who do not go to Chapel,
+and of Dons who have invested their Fellowships in
+wives or motor-cars. I really feel that the Don who
+cranks his own car has forded the Rubicon.” And
+he laughed pleasantly at his own little joke. We
+laughed hugely.</p>
+
+<p>We sat back against the old red-leathered chairs on
+the dais under the solemn dust-laden pictures of the
+holy or unholy founders (according as politics or
+religion might move the mind of the spectator) and
+watched the last flicker of the sunset stir through the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</span>coloured oriel-window and reflect itself in the great
+West window of the Chapel. For modern glass it was
+very beautiful. The Chapel was of course mediæval,
+but the old stained glass, together with the Relic of
+Saint Zacchaeus, had been barbarously destroyed by
+the infamous iconoclast Dowsing in the seventeenth
+century. But it was piously held that the big sycamore
+growing in the Fellows’ Garden had sprung from the
+ashes of the saint and it was solemnly watered and
+secretly cherished as a rival to Milton’s mulberry and
+Newton’s apple tree in neighbouring colleges. With
+the era of Gothic revivals and restorations the glass
+had been replaced in the mullioned windows. The
+West window was certainly very magnificent, but the
+choice of subjects had always puzzled me as an Undergraduate.
+They seemed such an incongruous selection,
+but there they were in their full Munich blazonry!
+Like most Undergraduates it had not been for me to
+inquire or question. But as the dying light threw
+them into rainbow splendour, I ventured to ask the
+Master whether the subjects had been chosen by
+the Donor or by the College. I always understood the
+window had been given by some old retired Fellow
+long deceased. For answer the Master merely passed
+the port again and asked me whether I had a sufficiently
+low opinion of Royal Commissioners, who had
+come to harrow his last years upon earth. I replied
+that when Commissioners began to inquire into the
+finances and statutes of Colleges like St. Zacchaeus I
+regarded them as somewhat above the common run
+of burglars, but infinitely lower, morally and socially,
+than the Familiars of the Inquisition. With which
+reply he seemed far from displeased.</p>
+
+<p>About ten minutes later he gave me a signal proof
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</span>of his pleasure, for he took up my previous question
+concerning the West window and said: “Yes, they
+are very curious and unexpected subjects to find in a
+College Chapel. It can only be said of them that they
+are scriptural. But their display there is not meaningless,”
+and he began unweaving one of those curious
+stories which lie in the experience or recollection of
+the wisest and most venerable of us. Beneath the
+outer crust of stratified anecdote and ordinary gossip
+there lies some story in almost every man’s life, which
+he is generally as reluctant to dispense as a cellarer
+his best port. It is often a ghost story, and most men
+are unwilling to confess that the inexplicable has ever
+crossed their plain path of life. Or, like much in Heaven
+and earth, a streak of the so-called indelicate gives it
+a taste that is not always agreeable. But in Life and
+in Literature, in books sacred or profane, in dealing
+with God or with mankind, these matters must be
+accepted as an essential part of the Divine dispensation
+or of human nature. It is not necessary to make them
+seem the sole circumstance or interest of our minds,
+but it is difficult to go far in Life or Literature without
+realising and if possible understanding them. Sex is
+the quintessence of the Body just as ghosts are distillations
+of the spirit.</p>
+
+<p>Wise is the man who without seeking either is
+prepared to meet them spadewise, that is to say
+knowing how to recognise and describe a spade as a
+spade. And the old Master from whom I had never
+heard a word touching either the weird or the sexual
+side of life began quite simply to talk about both.</p>
+
+<p>“In the old days, before the last Royal Commission
+interfered with the working of University life, I must
+admit that a great deal required reform, though
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</span>reform is one of the words I dislike most in the language.
+For instance, this was a College of unmarried men
+entirely; and at the time of the Dissolution, for how
+else can I describe an era when our Fellows were, not
+entirely owing to their own fault, very dissolute, I am
+sorry to say that this College provided not a Boathouse
+on the River or a Cricket Pavilion nearer home, but
+frankly a brothel in Barnwell—for the elder members
+of course.”</p>
+
+<p>The last light of evening sank into the unrecognisable
+panes of the Chapel window and the porters were
+lighting the gas jets in the Court. The Master’s words
+seemed a bitter commentary on the history of this
+home of peace and learning and spiritual refreshment.
+It seemed incredible that it could have been so, but
+in the eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries all
+things were possible in an English University. I
+waited a little expectantly for him to continue. “Men
+came up from the great public schools and settled
+down upon the bounty of the past. There was little
+competition among them either here or in the outside
+world. They lived lives of leisure in College like their
+relations in family livings and squires’ pews, and both
+their minds and bodies went to seed. Occasionally
+there was a great flash of scholarship in the void, like
+Porson—a rare flash in the Academic pan. For the
+most part they turned queer or stagnant or ridiculous.
+There was nothing to occupy them. Some sank under
+the college wines like a rich-flowing river of Lethe.
+Statutes hedged them and custom prescribed them
+a rut, which was stupid as well as narrow. But before
+they became decayed curios they were men like us all,
+and when they came up and settled down to celibacy
+without idealism, and study without enthusiasm, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</span>manhood without athletics, well, what could you
+expect without a certain amount of moral wreckage?
+The College, which always enjoyed a noble income,
+allowed them to overstep certain Statutes both human
+and divine, and handsomely too. Young and vigorous
+men, cut off from life by rule, were, so to speak,
+initiated into the mysteries of life by their colleagues.
+Frankly our Fellows often lived in sin.</p>
+
+<p>“It was all very irregular. Of course, it was not
+common or general, but no doubt Barnwell had its
+convenience in saving us from scandal within the
+College. Whether it was regarded as a luxury or a
+necessity, the College afforded it. Again I say that
+those days were far from being our days. Englishmen
+were freer of speech and action then. I appreciate
+the great change that has now come for the better.
+It is right that Dons should be allowed to marry.”</p>
+
+<p>Darkness had fallen upon the beautiful pile of
+pinnacles and towers outside, and the silver candlesticks
+on the High Table threw but a feeble and
+ironical little light into the court so lately deluged
+with successive hours of sunlight, stark, golden or
+rubicund in turn. But the hours of sun and sundial
+had passed, and we were sitting into the hours that
+are illumined by electric bulbs and counted upon the
+mechanical faces of clocks. The Master was trying
+to bring himself back into a forgotten era. His
+speech flowed precisely. His choice of words did not
+fail. He was reckoned an accomplished after-dinner
+speaker, and there were few College Halls whose
+rafters and gilded lanterns had not rung at some
+time to laughter and applause evoked by his rich store
+of the academical anecdote.</p>
+
+<p>He continued: “When the Dons were compelled
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</span>to be celibate, matters were strangely arranged, as I
+say. In those days there came to this College one
+of the finest spirits that have ever been cased in a
+human body. He was a Greek in body and mind,
+and he knew his Greek as few of his generation. He
+came here conquering and to conquer. Mentally and
+athletically he was capable of anything. But we
+did not encourage him. If he wished to read for the
+University prizes, well and good. Nobody prevented
+him. And if he wished to row in the University boat,
+well and good. As a matter of fact he did neither.
+Whatever he touched, we saw him take up with
+tremendous enthusiasm. And then unfortunately, when
+it seemed likely that he would remain as a Fellow with
+us and pass permanently into our Society, he was taken
+by one of us to this house in Barnwell—not that it
+was anything unnatural or strange in those days, nor
+do I suppose that it would be unnatural at any time,
+but it would be thought nowadays stranger than
+fiction.</p>
+
+<p>“I believe it was his best friend who took him and
+introduced and initiated him to those mysteries of
+creation with which the Creator invested the human race.
+There he made a liaison with a woman who matched
+him, not in learning, but certainly in intelligence, and
+surpassed him in physical powers. When he returned
+to College he was far from quiescent, and related his
+adventure rapturously to his friends, concluding with
+the mediæval snatch, ‘<i>Mihi est propositum in taberna
+mori</i>.’ He said this several times as though he meant
+it. He was one of those men who carry out what they
+take up with all their might. He threw himself into his
+liaison with the energy of one sex and the intensity of
+the other. And our College life sped upon its way.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</span></p>
+
+<p>“One night at a very late hour the College porter
+was roused by the bell at the outside gates, and admitted
+a member of the College whom he was too
+sleepy himself to identify. But he was sure that
+it was the only time the bell was rung after twelve
+during that night. Under subsequent question no
+member of the College confessed returning late that
+night. The College has never been one to retire or
+rise early, and that night at two o’clock I crossed the
+Court, and I met the man I have been speaking of.
+He was walking quietly towards his rooms. His fine
+brow and athletic tread stamped the encounter in
+my mind. I was not mistaken, and I never doubted
+that it was he, and I was afterwards able to swear
+that I had seen him at that hour. It was about the
+same hour that the porter opened the front gate.</p>
+
+<p>“The next morning we were informed that our bright
+companion was lying dead in Barnwell, and that the
+Borough Police were taking possession of his body.
+Armed with our special privileges and statutes, several
+of us, including the dead man’s friend, made our way
+into that suburb which has never ceased to hold sad
+associations for me. We identified him lying there
+with a rapt and, I thought, slightly mocking expression
+on his face. There was a terrible beauty written upon
+it, and his friend was deeply affected, for he knelt
+down and began praying aloud, at least we imagined
+they were prayers he uttered, though from time to
+time we overheard like a cruel antiphon the words
+‘<i>Mihi est propositum in taberna mori</i>.’ Suddenly
+we realised how the dead man’s idle wish had come
+true and smitten him to dust.</p>
+
+<p>“There was no time for weeping and, as we learnt
+that, after all, the police had not yet been apprised,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</span>we decided to cut scandal down in its roots and to
+transfer the body in a trusty cab to the College. I
+will never forget our solemn progression through the
+half-awakening streets of Cambridge with the corpse
+sitting between us bolt upright, or our arrival at the
+front gate, which as a rule was only swung open for
+the Master or the Sovereign—but which was opened
+full to admit the cab driven by a discreet cabman.
+As soon as we had laid the body in his rooms we
+availed ourselves of one of our mediæval privileges
+to hold the inquest within our own walls. But the
+police heard rumours, or perhaps the five pounds we
+gave the discreet cabman led to indiscretions on his
+part in a public-house, for the scandalised Borough
+endeavoured to lay sacrilegious hands upon the
+rights of the College, and demanded the body. Evidence
+was given that the deceased had returned to
+the College late the previous night, and presumably
+had died within academic walls. This, of course,
+was the curious part of the story. The porter was
+certain that he had heard the bell at two because it
+coincided with the striking of the bell in Great
+St. Mary’s Church, and also that he had admitted
+a tall gentleman whose name he had omitted to take.
+There he was at fault. The rest of the College (and
+we were very small in numbers then) were prepared
+to swear that they were within the walls of the College
+before midnight, and finally there was my affirmation
+that I actually saw the deceased cross the court that
+night. The Magistrates and police were a good deal
+troubled, but they had no evidence and only rumours
+on the other side. The porter’s evidence carried
+the most weight. The word of the Lady Margaret
+Professor of Divinity might be doubted and even
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</span>the oath of the Regius Professor of Law might be found
+to be unsound, but the statement of the Head Porter
+of St. Zacchaeus stood.</p>
+
+<p>“We held the inquest in the College precincts, and
+had no difficulty in returning a verdict of heart failure,
+which was the medical truth. But the wings of
+scandal began to beat round our academic calm,
+and it was thought better that the friend of the deceased,
+who was perhaps answerable for leading
+him into temptation in the beginning, should go down
+from the University as quickly and as quietly as the
+body of his poor friend.... He went, and disappeared.
+A quarter of a century later he presented the great
+West window to the College as a peace offering to
+the living and a secret memorial to the dead. Remembering
+the circumstances which I have told
+you in outline, and not forgetting the remarkable
+vision which I saw in the College court, you may be
+able to guess for the first time why the subjects in the
+window were chosen.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a deep silence at the High Table, and
+the shadows of fifty years seemed to descend upon
+the gas-lit court and to fill the hall even into the recesses
+of the great gilded lanterns rising out of the
+roof. In the distance the outline of the chapel darkened
+the very night, and I was only sorry that I should
+have to wait till morning in order to gaze at the
+coloured glass in the West window with a thrill and
+a wonder that I had never yet thought possible in
+contemplating a religious or symbolic object. I could
+not help asking the Master whose was the mediæval
+mind that had dared choose the subjects. “I chose
+them,” he said simply.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="A_SAINT">
+ A SAINT
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The first time that I was really impressed by the
+possibility of supernatural power working outside
+the common or beaten path of materialism
+was in a Devon country-house. I always believed
+material things or ordinary events could be affected
+by the spirit, for instance that it was quite useful
+to pray for or against rain, and that a fine afternoon
+generally rewarded the Vicar’s prayers before a
+Bazaar or School-treat. But that quite extraordinary
+things were liable to happen out of the blue because
+of unseen and unknown forces used to be beyond my
+reasonable expectation. It is not so with me now.</p>
+
+<p>I was staying in a beautiful but nameless old Manor
+House in Devonshire, cut off from road and rail.
+The only approach was down a breakneck hill, a kind
+of gravelly toboggan run into the smiling valley below.
+Coombes of red, red terracotta earth enclosed the
+landscape and over the hill-tops floated a glimpse of
+distant sea. A Devonshire coombe is a pretty piece
+of landscape pretending to be a switchback railway.
+It was spring, and spring in Devon gives a springier
+feeling than anywhere else in England, whether it is
+the beauty of the Devonian maids or the wonderful
+red colour of the earth.</p>
+
+<p>The Manor House was Tudor, dating from the
+time when Englishmen took up home, beer and bowls
+and gave up Castles, archery and the San Graal. It
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</span>was built on monastic ground and had passed through
+the hands of a succession of families, each of which
+had fulfilled the curse attached to Abbey lands by
+slowly extinguishing their seed and silver and cellar
+through the several and appropriate means of drink,
+debauch and lawyers.</p>
+
+<p>The Manor was inhabited by what are known as
+Devon worthies, which means folk who are worthier
+of Devon than other folk, or perhaps that Devon
+is worthier of them. Every day I wandered out
+between showers. As a matter of fact I had hit the
+comparative lull between the vernal deluges and the
+summer rainy season. It was delicious though wet
+work watching the patches of gorse, which clung
+like the rags of a golden fleece to the hill-sides, while
+the white bloom of the bird-cherry trees lay on the
+twig-tops like a late snowstorm that had forgotten
+itself and dried instead of melting in the sun. The
+harebells ran like blue ink through the wood-bottoms.
+An occasional bee-orchis sanguified the hedge, like
+a bluebell whose stalk had been soaked and its leaf
+spotted with red wine, though from closer it looked like
+a purple-hooded cobra in the green grass; and
+splotches of delicate primrose never ceased to advertise
+the purity and colour of Devonshire cream.</p>
+
+<p>The house was in the possession of the hereditary
+Lord of the Manor, Sir Petronille Pawkins, Bart., a
+very robust and pugnacious gentleman with the usual
+collateral relationship with Sir Francis Drake, a
+violent temper behind his shirt and plenty of good
+wine in his cellar. All were in evidence during the
+party. His mother, the Dowager Lady Pawkins, had
+never been put out to grass, and had subsided into
+a rather cheery kind of housekeeper. Certainly she
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</span>took the place of the pale silent wife everywhere except
+in the Oratory. The old lady came of Catholic stock and,
+though frankly she had taken to drink, she had not lost
+the Faith, which she had handed on to her rowdy son.
+The terrible undercurrent and possible moral of this
+story will excuse my saying anything so brutal about a
+lady who is dead and, I am certain, now with the Blest.</p>
+
+<p>She lived in the house, rather terrorising the wax-pale
+wife. The Dowager had a reputation for enjoying
+the cellar as much as her son, so that the two hostesses
+were a great contrast. The Dowager was fat, cheerful
+and, to my regret, generally tipsy. She had married
+the last Baronet as a convent girl and, beyond adding
+a modern Chapel and a Catholic heir to the family,
+gave no further example of piety. The beautiful
+Flemish tapestry in the drawing-room of the adoring
+Magi was an heirloom, not an evidence of devotion.</p>
+
+<p>She was mixing cocktails for the guests before dinner
+when I arrived. She explained that this domestic
+duty fell to her because the present Lady of the Manor
+did not approve of drinking at all, and was always
+trying to induce Sir Petronille to take the pledge.
+This Sir Petronille declined to do on the curious
+grounds that his father had died of drink and that
+he owed something to his memory. She too was of
+Catholic stock, from some forgotten sanctuary behind
+the Fens. She was young and preferred to leave the
+brunt of entertainment to her mother-in-law. They
+were too unlike for any rivalry to rise between them.
+She reminded me of a candle burning away in the
+daylight to an unseen flame. Life itself was hardly
+apparent in her eyes, which seemed to look backwards
+into her inner self and not upon the wicked world
+into which she had been given in marriage.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</span></p>
+
+<p>The house party was various. As they sat round
+the dinner table the first night, I could not help
+dividing them into the two categories of Bottles and
+Barrels. It is an amusing game to play with oneself
+at a dull dinner party. In the first place so many
+people are shaped like a Barrel or a Bottle. And so
+often the mental contents are similar. Bores are
+simply empty barrels, except (what is worse) when they
+are overflowing ones. Social bottles seldom run to
+more than conversational soda-water. Very rare is
+the sparkling vintage, and it is one that needs to be
+deftly uncorked. I am afraid the Dowager was a
+typical barrel. The human bottles did not strike
+me as worth tapping, even Sir Petronille. There were
+two talkative Americans who could only have been
+tolerated under the rule of Trappists and even then
+might have proved unbearable to the Trappists.
+They were rather like people who had stepped out
+of books with very little to say worth putting back
+into books. Their flow of soul was as soda water
+without the water. There were some neighbours who
+provided the news of Exeter and even from as far as
+Torquay, which is the English Deauville, only more
+so. And there were a few literary men and a
+budding politician from London who talked rubbish.
+Naturally we pattered the Metropolitan
+movies, a cursory list of which may help to date this
+story twenty years hence. We said all there was to
+be said about Wembley, about the Labour Parties,
+the Opposition Parties and Lady Colefax parties;
+about Steve Donoghue’s riding; about the Rodeo
+riding; and Lord Dudley’s marriage.</p>
+
+<p>It was the last party that the unexpected might
+be expected to happen. But good port covers much
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</span>ordinary conversation, whereas <i>vin ordinaire</i> is difficult
+to conceal with the brightest chat. We had reached
+the stage between the first and second glass of port
+when the servants suddenly disappeared apparently
+with a scuffle. Our host followed with an oath. Something
+had gone wrong below stairs. We would have
+carried on polite conversation until relieved, had not
+a drift of pungent smoke crossed the doorway. We
+left the room and hurried to the staircase in time
+to hear an alarm of fire. The customary scenes at an
+English country-house fire followed. The unselfish
+shifted furniture. The selfish shifted for themselves.
+The budding politician assumed a mediæval helmet
+and gave loud and continued orders from the stairs
+with some such caption in his mind’s eye for the next
+day’s <i>Mirror</i> as “Young statesman acts as fireman!”
+The men servants stood in different corners of the
+library, which was found to be in flames, discharging
+Minimax squirts at each other. The chemicals slowly
+changed the colour of their livery, but not the stolid
+cast of their countenances. The ladies rushed up and
+down stairs impaled on the dilemma of saving the
+hats in their rooms or leaving their evening wraps in
+the hall. The rest of the party brought buckets and
+jugs of water which did as much damage to the carpets
+as the Minimax to the shelves and curtains. But true
+to its classical derivative the Minimax minimised the
+maximum of fire. Amid much hissing and smoking
+the flame was quenched and the damaged furniture
+carried into the garden, to wit: a gutted sofa, two
+charred chairs and a stinking carpet. Everybody
+congratulated each other on delivery from atrocious
+death, a telephone call was sent to the Insurance
+Company, and beer was provided for the expected and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</span>expectant firemen of the neighbouring Borough, who
+arrived in the early morning.</p>
+
+<p>During the rest of that evening the fire supplied
+an agreeably thrilling note to the conversation. The
+escape of the party was celebrated with duplication and
+even multiplication of the port wine. The Americans
+were shocked and then delighted and even unpersuaded
+to uphold the reputation of a dry country against the
+enticements of a drinking Baronet and a wet spring.
+Lady Pawkins was terribly upset, whether by the
+fire or the drinking. She hardly appeared at all
+during the next three days, leaving the house affairs
+almost entirely to her mother-in-law.</p>
+
+<p>It was remembered that Sir Petronille had only
+remarked that the smoke had spoilt the port left on the
+table, and that it was a damnable nuisance the fire had
+not started a quarter of an hour later. The insurance
+agent arrived and a cheque for damages was paid.
+All was as it should be. Sir Petronille’s wife looked a
+little paler, and nothing happened for three days....</p>
+
+<p>We were returning to tea in the late afternoon
+when we found the servants extinguishing a fire in
+an empty bedroom. There was nothing but smoke and
+smell left by the time we arrived. It was a horrible
+nuisance. Our host’s oaths took the sheepish grins
+off the servants’ faces. The insurance agent arrived
+again and re-estimated damages. It was curious
+that there had been no grate fire in the room, but it
+was generously attributed by the agent to forgotten
+cigarette ends. Everybody looked at each other
+foolishly, and then somebody blurted out that it was
+only the ladies who smoked cigarettes. The men
+smoked cigars and pipes. The agent bowed and
+smiled; “I have no doubt some lady was forgetful,”
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</span>he suggested. He was anxious to turn the incident
+into a good advertisement for the company. “But they
+don’t smoke in empty bedrooms!” shouted the Dowager.
+The agent bowed again and withdrew with his report.
+There was a general laugh, I don’t know why.</p>
+
+<p>A second fire was excessively unlucky, and the only
+consolation which could be offered to the host was
+that he had surely exhausted his share of bad luck
+for a life-time. That evening the party kept sober
+and, when towards ten o’clock the butler entered
+and with a very scared face reported that a third
+fire had just been extinguished in the Chapel itself, the
+party resembled so many aldermen and church-wardens
+proceeding to view the site of municipal disaster.</p>
+
+<p>It turned out to be a slight outbreak and only a
+few smouldering hangings had to be removed. It was
+promptly attributed to one of the altar candles or to
+the blue light which Lady Pawkins kept burning
+before the statue of the Lourdes Madonna, now
+generally taking the place of the mediæval Mother
+and Child in the shrines of the Catholic community.
+But it was proved that no candle had been lit since
+Mass was said on the previous Sunday, and that only
+the supernatural could have caused the hangings to
+be ignited from the lamp. Lady Pawkins had been
+in the Chapel until just before the dinner gong, so
+all scent was once more at fault. There was no scent
+in fact except the obvious and unpleasant smell of
+burnt cloth.</p>
+
+<p>Three fires within four days was incomprehensible
+indeed. Either it was an amazing coincidence, and
+by the law of chances could not possibly recur, or it
+was the work of a firebug—more politely called a
+pyromaniac. There must be somebody in the house
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</span>with a Freudian fancy for setting random fire to the
+furniture in broad daylight. Even so, it was impossible
+to strike a cause. The staff was old and warranted.
+Many had been reared under the family they served.
+A fire in the Manor House was unheard of. Guests
+and servants were anxious equally to prove alibis for
+themselves. The odd thing was that nobody had been
+alone when any of the fires had started, except Lady
+Pawkins praying in the Oratory; and the Oratory fire
+occurred while she was out. It was more than
+strange. That evening the ladies were as voluble as
+the men were thoughtful. The budding politician said
+he owed it to his constituents not to expose himself to
+suffocation in his bed. The Americans rehearsed endlessly
+the great fire in Boston, the greater fire in
+Chicago and the greatest of all in San Francisco. And
+there was talk of the disaster to the <i>General Slocum</i>
+and much other cheerful and appertaining matter.</p>
+
+<p>Nobody slept that night, and the gentlemen took
+turns to patrol the passages. Nothing happened, nor
+during the next day, which was a Saturday. There
+arrived detectives from one of the great London
+agencies, and a Benedictine priest from the neighbouring
+monastery, who came regularly to hear the confessions
+of the Ladies Pawkins. On this occasion only
+the younger of the two was available. I regret to
+say that the Dowager had, under the strain of three
+fires, become amusingly drunk. I watched the younger
+woman pass into the Oratory and kneel, paler-faced
+than ever. An hour later the monk passed out of
+the house. She had apparently made up for the
+absence of other penitents, but what on earth, I
+thought, could she have had to tell her confessor?
+But, then, there are more things in Heaven and earth
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</span>than.... Most of her time was spent in the chapel
+praying, and the hours spared from her devotions
+were lavished on the comfort of her guests. Her
+hospitality was humble rather than brilliant. She
+was found one morning making her mother-in-law’s
+bed, and nobody had any doubt of the unseen hands
+that changed and rearranged the flowers in the rooms
+every afternoon. She lived in the house, but she
+hardly seemed to be of the house party. Yet she was
+indefatigable at every meal and in her care for the
+guests. For their vinal welfare alone she showed
+indifference, if not abhorrence. And, like most model
+hostesses, she made no attempt to add to the gaiety
+of the party, though she never allowed a trace of
+tiredness or boredom to cross her face. But her smile
+was worth more than much laughter from the drunken.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime the sleuth-hounds had arrived—one in the
+impenetrable disguise of a valet, who spent long
+mornings and discreet evenings brushing the threads
+out of our evening trousers. Another was ambushed
+as literary adviser to Sir Petronille Pawkins, and it
+was given out that the Baronet, who was almost
+illiterate, intended editing some chapters of his very
+obscure family history. While we ate, they sought
+clues and found them not. The sole result of their
+search was the finding of a number of private letters
+in coat pockets, which letters were surrendered to
+those least intended to see them. A number of unpaid
+bills, addressed to the Dowager Lady Pawkins,
+were handed by mistake to Lady Pawkins. And a
+letter from an Inebriates’ Home, directed to Sir
+Petronille, gave the Dowager the shock of her life.
+She, poor soul, had remained in a very intoxicated
+state owing to reaction from the incendiarism. I
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</span>surprised her one evening mumbling to herself. It
+was a long rigmarole about trying to fight it (I presume
+she meant the firebug), about her failure and what a
+disgrace it was, and finally how good Alice was (Alice
+was the daughter-in-law). “She won’t give in.
+She’ll beat it,” and the old lady burst into hysterics.</p>
+
+<p>The local police carried out a portentous investigation
+of footprints and thumbmarks to substantiate a
+theory of malicious arson from without. The local
+constable found and rightly measured the inspector’s
+bootmark in the garden clay, and the inspector found
+a finger-print on a window-pane a few hours later
+which might or might not have been the constable’s.
+The clues discovered by means of the house party
+would have filled a shelf in the Scotland Yard museum.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, there were comic variations in the
+house-party life, and people became quite amusing
+against the tragic background, though a certain amount
+of discreet panic took place. Fear of the unknown
+hushed the rowdiness of the party. The second fire
+had sobered them. After the third few dared to take
+their normal rest. It was obvious to material minds
+that, if fire could break out on a sofa or among
+hangings for no reason during the daytime, it might
+do so during the night-time for a better reason.
+Nobody cares to be roasted in bed, so we broke the
+party into night patrols and relieved one another in
+watching the passages and hunting for the most likely
+places for the spontaneous combustion to occur which
+had been solemnly adduced by one of the theorists.
+The leader of each watch was armed with the dinner-gong,
+on which he was urged to sound the alarm.
+The next night was unquiet. The alarm was given
+on two occasions, needlessly. One of the Americans
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</span>dropped a lighted cigarette into his bed, while trying
+to keep awake until his time for watch. He promptly
+gave the alarm himself, and the presence of half the
+household was required to satisfy his conscience that
+by sitting on the sparks he had averted a catastrophe.
+The second alarm was caused by the officer of the
+early morning watch tripping on the stairs and falling,
+gong and all, to the bottom. The next morning the
+representative of the Fire Insurance arrived and, after
+making investigations on his own account, announced
+that the Insurance Company had decided not to renew
+the policy as they were convinced that the fires could
+not be accidental. He was convinced that fire had
+been ignited, especially in the case of the chapel
+curtains, by the use of paraffin or petrol. For the rest
+of that day everybody searched for combustibles. But
+during this time no oil had been permitted in the
+house, and even a box of firelighters, thanks to their
+specific name, had been buried in the garden.</p>
+
+<p>There was, of course, nothing to talk about at meals
+except these strange happenings. The Devon Worthies
+could rake up no analogy except rick-burning, and
+were inclined to lay the trouble to gipsies or poachers,
+whom they classed with Bolshevists as the enemies of
+all mankind. The Americans continued to talk with
+consummate fluency about the San Francisco fire, with
+variations on the Boston fire and the great Chicago
+fire, which was traced to an Irish widow’s cow. The
+servants became so alarmed that they would only
+work in pairs. Everything was done to facilitate the
+work of the detectives. Their finds continued to be
+irrelevant, to say the least of it. They discovered a
+secret staircase, which had been walled up a century
+previously. They also discovered a cupboard full of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</span>empty bottles, to which cupboard no member of the
+family could or would produce a key. The next
+discovery was mine.</p>
+
+<p>I was sitting in the drawing-room studying the
+Literary Supplement to <i>Vogue</i>, when suddenly I saw
+the old Flemish tapestry of the Adoration of the
+Magi stretched across the wall move! There was no
+draught or motion of the air at the time. I thought
+it must be an ocular delusion caused by my glasses.
+Nobody was pulling or even touching the tapestry.
+But the threads in its texture were moving and
+wriggling like ashen-coloured worms. The nimbus
+above the Virgin’s head was trembling and crackling
+and the white elbow of her arm was twisting and
+slowly blackening in front of my eyes. It was all
+happening in perfect silence and for no apparent
+cause. That was the terror of it, and I dragged myself
+out of my chair and forced myself to examine the
+tapestry closer. The woof was crisping and crumbling
+under the action of intense heat, though it was not yet
+on actual fire. I stared in a foolish and fascinated sort
+of way until the sudden spurt of pungent smell roused
+me to what senses were left to me, and I began feebly
+sounding the alarm. At this moment Lady Pawkins
+came down the stairs and entered the room. When I
+pointed out what was happening, she became deathly
+white and rang the bell three times, the concerted
+signal for a fire in any part of the house. Detectives
+and servants arrived almost immediately and quickly
+extinguished the sparks running through the threads
+of the tapestry before beginning an exhaustive inquiry,
+of which I was the chief butt. The tapestry was
+handled, fingered and almost dissected. All my words
+were taken down, and I was even searched for matches,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</span>but in vain. I did not describe, a very curious sensation
+which had been growing upon me, which was the
+ridiculous idea that Lady Pawkins was somehow
+responsible for what had happened. The official
+theory was that the oriel glass had acted like a magnifying
+glass in setting fire to the tapestry.</p>
+
+<p>After this, the atmosphere in the house became not
+only serious but rather strained. It was like living
+in a crematorium with no honourable chance of escape,
+a crematorium in charge of unseen and probably
+insane attendants. Were we the victims of an
+abominable practical joke? Or was there an invisible
+criminal or an unknown madman amongst the guests?
+We had stopped suspecting the wretched servants.
+We grew more inclined to look round among ourselves.
+Everybody laid what had happened to his
+neighbour, but how to associate one iota of proof
+with any individual was a hopeless difficulty. In
+vain, mental traps were set and the most innocently
+seeming inveiglements devised. Nobody gave himself
+away by deed or word or thought.</p>
+
+<p>The atmosphere became quite impossible towards
+the end of the week. It was far worse than the presence
+of a ghost or a supernatural phenomenon. A
+White Lady or an immured nun or chained monk
+would have afforded welcome relief. We could have
+slept peacefully amid spectral rattles and death-warnings.
+But the menace hanging over the house
+seemed to combine the terrors of the earthly and the
+unearthly. The firebug that flieth by day giveth no
+warning, and, whatever was the cause of the incendiarism,
+there was no comfort in the night. The
+house party continued to its appointed end rather like
+a comic funeral, at which the skeleton sat at every
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</span>feast and lurked in every cupboard. At night the
+house was watched by night-watchmen with instructions
+to fire upon anybody attempting to fire the
+house. And all the while out of doors the beautiful
+spring was bursting into moist melody. As for the
+landscape, it was red, red earth all the way, with jerks
+of blue sea over the hills and far away. The hedges
+burst into flowerage. Devon is the only county
+rhymed with Heaven, but it has Paradisal parallels.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed incongruous to see Nature so happy and
+busy, spinning the loves of flowers and birds, while
+within the walls of the old house the lords of creation
+sat in moody and suspicious silence. I must admit
+that it was one of the most exciting weeks of my life,
+and certainly I would never have missed the experiences:
+the uncanny supernatural sensations, the
+actual personal knowledge of a fire and the study of
+human psychology reacting to strain. On the whole
+everybody had improved as human beings. People
+ceased to be boring or selfish. Everybody became
+anxious to protect or reassure everybody else. The
+common fear made us all friends, and we felt we would
+have something to talk to each other about, whenever
+we met, for the rest of our lives. The only person
+who seemed to show not the least change was Lady
+Pawkins. Her time-table was totally unaffected by
+what had happened. She still rose at an earlier hour
+than her servants and prayed in her Oratory. On
+Sundays and Feast days she remained praying most
+of the day. Even on weekdays she read the whole
+Office of the Church to herself. She ordered the meals,
+and though she left the entertainment to her cheery
+and collapsible mother-in-law, her personality none
+the less penetrated the whole house. I was never
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</span>more conscious of it than at each outbreak of fire.
+Guests and detectives seemed to look upon her as a
+phantom and of no importance in the search for the
+mystery, and yet I reiterate the extraordinary impression
+I had received in the subconscious part of
+my soul that she was somewhere at the origin of all
+this trouble.</p>
+
+<p>At last Saturday dawned and the visit was over for
+guests, who had been struggling between an intense
+desire to depart and the thrill of remaining. Most of
+them had recovered their balance at the prospect of
+going. There were three extra detectives by the end
+of the week and the very meals we ate were cooked
+under Scotland Yard supervision. The Americans
+were drawing plans of the central heating system,
+which would be necessary before they paid a second
+visit. We had long given up trying to affix the deed
+to any particular person. It was all too complicated.</p>
+
+<p>But two things happened that Saturday morning,
+which I have not disclosed until to-day. The Benedictine
+chaplain arrived as usual and, after hearing the
+news of the week from Sir Petronille, made his way
+into the Chapel where he was joined by Lady Pawkins.
+As he descended the stairs an hour later, the tension
+precipitated us into conversation. He talked about
+the untoward occurrences and the ladies of the family
+with the simplest gravity. He spoke with the kindest
+benevolence and pity of the Dowager: “She put up
+such a strong fight. But the holy have no peace in
+this house. She is at peace since she ceased struggling
+with all her body and soul. Not so Lady Pawkins.”
+As he spoke, I had the curious feeling in my mind
+that he had no doubt either as to the source of the
+fires. When I described the horror of the igniting
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</span>tapestry to him, he was tremendously interested and
+asked me to show him the exact place. The tapestry
+had not been put away and still hung in the drawing-room
+with an ugly scar upon the Virgin’s arm. He
+was really excited beyond measure when he saw the
+mark of the flame, and I heard him muttering to
+himself: “Poor lady, poor lady! How could she
+bear it?” Then he flung himself on his knees and
+began to pray. I made allowance for his nerves and
+for his deep affection for the Pawkins family and began
+re-examining the tapestry. I noticed for the first
+time that the fire had been confined to the imagery of
+the Blessed Virgin and to her arms alone. The Holy
+Child and the Magi had not been touched. Something
+in the thread had kept the flame to the same section
+of colour in the web. The good monk was very much
+moved, and remained some time on his knees. I suppose
+he thought that there was something sacrilegious
+in even the singeing of the Virgin’s likeness.</p>
+
+<p>An hour later I went to the Oratory to say good-bye
+to Lady Pawkins. She was there immersed in prayer
+and it was some time before she noticed me. Rising
+from her knees, she came slowly towards me and held
+out her right hand with a quiet smile as though to
+apologise for all that had happened during my stay.
+As she raised her arm I caught sight of her skin under
+the hanging sleeve and my eyes froze to it. It was
+burnt and charred to the bone! God! I was glad to
+get out of that house.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Then I was right, and she was in some mystical and
+appalling way at the source of all that had happened;
+and the monk knew. Yes! I was sure that he knew,
+and now I realised why he had fallen to prayer before
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</span>the burnt picture of the Virgin in the tapestry. Everything
+began to fit itself together in my mind. The
+Dowager’s strange words about herself and her
+daughter-in-law, coupled with those of the monk—what
+was it that they meant? How was it that the
+poor drunken Dowager had fought against it with all her
+might and soul, but that the evil had been too strong
+for her, and why, since she had given up struggling,
+had she been at peace? Could it be that though the
+old lady had collapsed under demoniacal assault and
+let herself take to drink, there was some mystical
+and tremendous excuse for her weakness, that in the
+atmosphere of that house there was a power which
+would not permit people to live quiet, ordinary, sober
+lives? That women who married into the family
+found themselves attacked by an influence which gave
+them no rest, which actually forced holy people into
+evil habits? Was I right in guessing that the only
+chance a woman had in that house was the overwhelming
+and simple practice of mediæval Sanctity,
+the gifts of prayer, holiness and atonement carried to
+an heroic degree? Such a woman was given the
+chance of becoming saintly or sodden—there was no
+middle course.</p>
+
+<p>So I guessed, but I never returned to confirm my
+guess. You can only imagine my feelings a year
+later when I took up a newspaper and read that the
+country residence of Sir Petronille Pawkins had been
+burnt to the ground and that everybody had been
+saved in the house except Lady Pawkins, who was
+believed to have returned to the Chapel to save the
+holy vessels. I suppose she would not yield—more
+power to her burnt elbows! But she must have gone
+to Heaven in a fiery chariot.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CANNES">
+ CANNES
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Recently the most extraordinary and unexpected
+adventure has befallen me, which I am
+anxious to preserve in the form of a Short
+Story.</p>
+
+<p>It concerns a railway accident which occurred while
+I was travelling through France to the Riviera. I
+ought to have been on the crashing train and for some
+strange reason I was not. The reason is really strange
+and remains to this day unexplained. But I have
+devised a possible clue to the fantastic or psychical
+forces which were in play and which prevented me
+being immolated in the catastrophe. There will appear
+a climax if I tell my story rightly, but I am still waiting
+for the <i>dénouement</i>. Roughly, this is the outline.
+I was summoned to an aunt’s sick-bed at Cannes and
+had no time to book a berth in advance. I attempted
+to travel in the restaurant car of an express. Friends
+left me at the station. Witnesses in Paris knew that
+I was leaving that night and, if possible, by that train.
+They read of the train’s crash in the papers the next
+morning. My name was not in the casualty list
+simply because I was not travelling in the train. I had
+deliberately changed trains for a strange reason.</p>
+
+<p>This is too bad for a start, for I have been very
+carefully trained in the Pelman school of literature,
+and have subscribed to an expensive course in the
+Finsbury School of Practical Journalism, and have
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</span>had several Short Stories corrected by a doddering
+ex-member of Parliament, by the writer of social
+snips in a Methodist weekly, and an utterly futile and
+yellowish novelist whose very decadence has decayed.
+I should have remembered that it is necessary to
+give no hint of a Short Story’s end, if the attention
+of trained readers is to be kept, and that the catastrophe
+should be concealed till the practised palate of the
+epicurean magazine-taster is prepared to assimilate it.
+But now I have revealed the whole skeleton outline
+of my Story in one nutshell paragraph. It is too
+bad, for the whole fact and even the mystery, such
+as it is, leaks out of those first sentences, and I shall
+have to continue with Pelmanic padding to the obvious
+end. However, perhaps I shall get this Story into next
+year’s “Collection of the Worst Stories of the Twelve-month,”
+which I believe are industrially collected into
+an annual by two Chicago professors of belles-lettres
+and added to that invaluable transatlantic series
+“What Not To Read.”</p>
+
+<p>But I have a Story to tell, and with the help of
+a little volume entitled “Short Story Writing for
+Profit,” by Michael Joseph, which has fallen into
+my hands, I shall essay to tell it. His entertaining
+little plan informs me that the theory of the Short
+Story may be likened to the shape of a triangle—a
+long base, one long side, and a short drop. I must
+keep this in mind, especially as my story conveys an
+illusion of the human triangle. Let me at least
+preserve that triangular form which is essential to
+the modern Short Story.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowe6_2500" id="i_253">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/i_253.jpg" alt="right-angled triangle">
+</figure>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</span></p>
+
+<p>I therefore set out to draw <i>A—C</i>, <i>Base of characters</i>,
+as per plan, with <i>A—B</i>, <i>Incidents leading to the
+Catastrophe</i>, and <i>C—B</i> the <i>Climax</i>, with <i>B</i> for
+<i>Catastrophe</i>. I have a feeling that with such clear
+indications I cannot fail. My real difficulty is that
+I have to adapt a true story to the Procrustean bed
+of fiction. I learn I have got to provide a Title
+(done), an Opening (I am opening as I write), the
+Body of the Story, and the Catastrophe upon Climax,
+and if possible, but this is not essential, a <i>dénouement</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The Opening is in the Gare de Lyon, which I reach
+about half-past seven on a Sunday night on my way
+to the Riviera. I am not travelling for pleasure, but
+in response to a summons to fetch my dear and
+favourite aunt, who has been very fashionably ill at
+Cannes in company with some of the best-known
+names in English Provincial Society. This year
+anybody who counts in Leeds would cease to count
+in Leeds had they not been numbered on a Riviera
+hotel register. The <i>salons</i> of Liverpool, the wit of
+Glasgow, and the beauty of Hull, Halifax and Huddersfield
+have been emptied along the Garden of the
+Riviera like a rich manure. Even poor old London,
+which since the war has been outmonied and outclassed
+by the manufacturing cities of the North,
+contributed its little quota of idle poor. My dear
+aunt went for her health, and I went because I am
+in her Will. I had got as far as the Gare de Lyon
+in my Story.</p>
+
+<p>I do not feel like filling out <i>A—C</i> with characterisations
+of either my aunt or myself, so I will proceed
+to <i>A—B</i> (Incidents leading to the Catastrophe). The
+first incident lies in the fact that I can never pass
+through the Gare de Lyon without a very vivid
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</span>thought passing through my mind. Thirty years
+ago (this dislocation of time is against all the Short
+Story rules, but it is essential), this aunt of mine stood
+in the Gare de Lyon and suddenly she saw a man
+running across the platform, followed by another. He
+had the misfortune to trip and fall, whereupon, to
+her horror, the other drew a revolver and shot him
+not once, but many times, until the police removed
+him and his victim. It was a crime of passion committed
+by a jealous husband on his wife’s lover. As
+everything had been done on all sides of the triangle,
+nobody had anything to say, and the drama was soon
+forgotten in the thousand and ten more dramatic
+incidents of the Paris phantasmagoria. But my aunt
+never forgot, and years later, when I was a small boy
+in Paris, she showed me the scene of the murder and
+recounted the details. It was the only murder she
+had ever seen, and the only one I had heard at
+first hand, so it remained in my mind as fresh as
+blood. Every time I crossed the Gare de Lyon,
+travelling South, it returned to my memory with
+renewed force. And though I was in a special hurry,
+and in a state of real agitation owing to the telegrams
+I had received from Cannes, I halted at the fatal spot
+and remembered, as it were throwing myself back
+in time and out of circumstantial focus. I enjoyed
+the curious feeling that possibly I was the only person
+alive who knew exactly what had happened there
+on that tragic day. It was part of my personal
+tradition.</p>
+
+<p>This murder is an Incident, not the Catastrophe
+in my story, which I am still labouring to tell with
+such sanity and sincerity as my reader will allow me.
+Friends in Paris sent me in their car to catch the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</span>8.10 <i>Rapide</i>. I had not reserved a sleeping place
+because the train accommodation was filled for weeks
+in advance. I gave a voluble porter ten francs, and
+explained that it was a case of necessity and that I
+must reach Cannes the next day, as my aunt was ill;
+that I was prepared to travel in the restaurant car
+the whole way, or even in the baggage van. I only
+carried hand luggage, and while the porter was making
+my arrangements I walked down the platform to
+loosen my leg joints before what promised to be a
+night of cramp. The porter rejoined me beaming,
+and assured me that he had arranged everything by
+himself, that my bag was in the restaurant and that
+I would find a seat in the corridor, when I suddenly
+noticed a passenger on the platform far more hurried
+and agitated than I was. She walked up the train,
+peering with quick movements of her neck into every
+carriage, but in vain. Then she remained standing
+at one of the wrought-iron pillars that sustain the
+roof, looking like the veritable picture of despair.
+The train was late going out (half an hour of delay,
+the porter told me), so I felt tempted to walk past
+her, and to my surprise found her large, glassy eyes
+fixed full upon mine. I continued ten yards and
+swung round. She was still there, and her eyes were
+still riveting mine. I passed her not twice but
+half a dozen times, and each time her eyes fixed,
+absorbed, hypnotised and terrified me. They were
+not the eyes of a woman, who queries and accosts men
+in streets and railway stations, the glittering and
+questingly plunderous eyes, nor the brilliantly attractive
+orbs of the adventuress. Nor were they the eyes
+of the widow and the mourner, those gushing fountains
+of violet salts and pathetic brine. Tragic they were
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</span>and haunting, restless and insatiable, searchful and
+despairing. I felt quite unable to take my place in
+the train, and continued walking up and down the
+platform, and each time I received her eyes full into
+mine. It was naturally not for me to speak, but I
+gave her every chance, and emboldened by her piercing
+glance which shot pity, fear, pain, peril, I bent my
+head towards her until our eyes cannot have been
+more than six inches apart. Then I heard her saying
+simply, “<i>Changez! il faut changer de train. Dites lui
+de changer de train.</i>” I was so troubled that I could
+make no reply. I passed her once again, and she said
+again, “<i>Il faut changer de train.</i>” When I looked
+back she had disappeared, and the signal was being
+made for the train to start. But her eyes had not
+gone out of mine, and I could still know them anywhere
+if ever I saw them again. They were wonderful
+and wistful eyes, and a little terrible. They never
+blinked or flinched or flickered. But what struck me
+most, apart from their undeviating stare of agony
+and terror, was that they were perfectly dry—the
+dry stare of the dead. I felt their presence even more
+after their owner had disappeared into the rush and
+crush of the station. I no longer felt like a real
+person, but as though I were watching myself in a
+dream, and I did the absurd sort of things that one
+does in dreams. I obeyed her entreaty to change
+trains without questioning whether it was intended
+for me. I snatched my bag and threw myself upon
+my surprised porter. He thought I had decided not
+to travel at all, and could not understand me when
+I gave him another ten francs and asked him to find
+me another train, presumably in the same direction!
+There was a slow train in the parallel siding already
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</span>crowded and almost overfilled. Before he had found
+me a fresh seat, the <i>Rapide</i> was passing out of the
+station. I turned and watched the slow, soundless
+egress of the train I should have occupied. I did
+feel a fool, but again the dream-sense overcame me,
+and I looked with a curious intense feeling into every
+face I could sight in the disappearing carriages. One
+man was looking out of the window. Was he the
+object of that woman’s wild search and agony?
+Another was preparing to undress. Groups were
+settling down for the night. The restaurant car was
+empty, but the white-capped <i>chef</i> was busy in his
+tiny kitchen. It all passed through my sense of
+vision like a phantom. The porter touched me on
+the shoulder and led me to the slow train. He treated
+me as one distracted but harmless. He placed me
+in a tight compartment with six others, and committed
+me to their charge. I remained sitting bolt upright
+for eighteen hours, past Dijon and Lyons; past
+Avignon, where the rose of dawn met us; past Arles
+to Marseilles, where our engine breasted the breeze
+of the Mediterranean and snorted with new breath
+into Toulon and along the Amethyst Coast to Cannes.</p>
+
+<p>At Cannes I felt as though I were awaking from
+a dream. I struggled towards the hotel, where my
+convalescent aunt had been hanging irresolute between
+life and death, and was now sufficiently well to decide
+between two exquisite hats—one from Paris and
+another bought in Cannes. Fortunately a friend in
+need had nursed her through the crisis of pneumonia,
+and recovery was now a question of days. It was
+Martha MacArthur, one of the world’s delectables.
+At my aunt’s bedside I apologised for missing the
+<i>Rapide</i> and arriving so late. Martha started. “Missed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</span>it? Why, the <i>Rapide</i> crashed last night, with great
+loss of life!” As my aunt had just escaped from
+the jaws of germigerous death, it was perhaps not
+the moment to acquaint her with my even more
+astounding survival, but I felt an overwhelming
+desire to ask Martha why I was alive. Mr. Joseph, in
+his “Short Story Writing for Profit” remarks on
+page 118 that “certain names have a strong suggestion
+of character about them. Martha suggests the dutiful
+housewife; Dolly, Betty or Kitty the rather frivolous
+young lady.” According to the rules I should have
+never introduced the name of Martha into this Story,
+especially as Martha presented the very opposite of
+the dutiful housewife as she slung me in her Rolls-Royce
+through the narrow streets of Cannes, leaving
+perilously minute margins between her wheels and
+trembling human obstacles. But Martha is one of
+the protected. Her golf is Paradisal, her card play
+diabolical—I can speak from experience. On our
+way to the Casino at Cannes—which is the great
+caravanserai of the loose, losing and lost, I ventured
+at last to ask her why I was alive. She took it as a
+reflection on her driving! Before I could tell her my
+Story, we had entered the great Casino—which seems
+built of dissected strata of coloured ice-cream; with
+great plate-windows framing pictures of the Mediterranean,
+and electric chandeliers hanging over potted
+palm trees like bunches of horrible glassy dates—and
+under an enormous Chinese black and white lantern
+I unfolded my tale. It was so strange, telling a
+ghostly yarn in that heated atmosphere to Martha,
+who sat like a frond of Swiss edelweiss, cool and white
+and natural in that huge orchidaceous hot-house,
+where monstrous flowers of the Venus Fly Trap
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</span>variety swayed to and fro in the scented air, seeking
+whom they might conveniently suck—those flowers
+to whom champagne and shampoo mean more than
+the daily dews and brushing breeze of heaven. For
+a moment I imbibed my surroundings. I felt brought
+down to the real earth; and a drink-soaked and
+perfumed earth. There was nothing ghostly or dreamy
+within those walls. I told my weird yarn against a
+strongly contrasting background.</p>
+
+<p>Martha said nothing beyond tossing her multiwaved
+head of newly-hatched canary fluff into the
+air. I asked her again, at the end as at the beginning
+of my Story, why I was alive. Martha accepted and
+considered my story. Then she said that I must
+have been attuned to see what was probably invisible
+to others in the station. Had I ever seen the
+face in the vision before? she asked. No! Did it
+seek to attract any beside myself? I could not say.
+Possibly, in spite of the individual fascination it
+concentrated on myself. Did I look for the face on
+the train I took? Yes, I searched the train at
+Marseilles and again at Cannes, but I had seen nothing.
+Martha’s little oval face became Buddhistic with
+wisdom, and she said: “There must be a reason.
+There must be a hidden law. Rhythm is the secret
+law of life. My golf is rhythm. My dancing is
+rhythm. That’s why I won’t dance with you. My
+card play is rhythm. That’s why you can’t play
+with me. My Rolls-Royce is rhythm.” I shivered at
+this particular memory. “You must have been in
+spirit-rhythm with some soul trying to communicate
+with another passenger, perhaps the wife of one of
+those killed or injured, or the mother. A psychological
+communication cord was pulled. That was all.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</span></p>
+
+<p>I felt that I had been very lucky in noticing that
+cord being pulled. I grew calmer and less exalted.
+The tables in the Casino were filling with visitors. All
+the unmentionable and all the most-mentioned people
+were crowding and jostling together. An Indian
+Prince entered with his white wife, followed by her
+white lover, which looked like one of Buchanan’s
+artistic “Black and White” Whisky advertisements.
+A lady suddenly became lit with the vapours of wine,
+and began clapping a broad-backed English Peer
+between his startled shoulders. Almost at the next
+table to Martha was Monsieur Lazarus (of Paris). It
+was almost a Scriptural touch. All the lights of
+Leeds and the bloods of Birmingham were marshalling
+in that delightful atmosphere where baccarat is not a
+sin and Sin itself is but a baccarat. English people
+had thrown off their national hypocrisy for once. The
+doors revolved, and I noticed Mrs. Grundy herself
+enter in company with a courtesan to whom she had
+kindly given a lift, and who was gracefully lighting a
+cigarette for her in return. They were all there—the
+<i>demi-mondaines</i>, the half-world watching for gentlemen
+half-seas over to rifle. They were of all sizes,
+from the Brighton flapper to the Double Dutch. But
+they gave Leeds and Birmingham something appreciable
+to see and speak about and even to handle.</p>
+
+<p>We rose and wandered into the inner gambling
+hall, where the tables were arranged according to
+prices. At the high table, roped and guarded by
+attendants, some of the great intellects of Europe
+played baccarat for huge stakes—thousands and tens
+of thousands of francs. The shoe of cards was passing.
+There was an English Marchioness looking like the
+last rose of last summer as the French bank-notes
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</span>dropped like faded pink petals from her fingers.
+There was a gorgeously-dressed pickpocket, who still
+spied sentimentally for international service and
+patriotically relieved stray Englishmen of their francs.
+There was an exiled King playing for his hotel
+bill. There was a Bond Street jeweller fleecing the
+clients he overcharged at home. There was a green
+Egyptian Prince trying furtively to pick up a little
+cash with one hand and royal honours with the
+other. He was financed by an American Lady who
+liked sharing in the pseudo-curtsies he extracted from
+the gullible. There was a transatlantic widow in
+hooded black, whose face of suppressed fury when she
+lost money made the humanitarian glad that there
+were no husbands left to her reproach. And there
+was a beautiful Italian Countess, whose favours
+inclined to the most substantial winner at the tables.
+She at least must have had a human heart. But it
+takes women with hearts and men with intellect to
+play baccarat. One felt sorry that the love and
+council-chambers of the world were even temporarily
+deprived of so much. The shoe of cards was passing,
+and the notes were passing into the maw of the Casino,
+the little insatiable slit, which takes a tithe on all
+gains and on all losses. I was fascinated watching
+the croupiers, men like dead, dissected fish, whisk
+the cards and bank-notes about with their long, thin
+shovels of pearwood, which moved as quickly as the
+dorsal fins of sharks basking on a sea of green baize.
+And the evening was passing into night, and night
+into dawn.</p>
+
+<p>Martha continued to explain her Gospel of Rhythm.
+Luck at the tables was rhythm, she said, and when
+one was out of luck, it meant that one was simply
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</span>out of tune or accord with some subtlety of rhythm.
+My escape from the doomed train had been due to
+some rhythm into which I had strayed with the
+receptive note uppermost. Luck and rhythm were
+the same things. Then she asked me what I had
+been thinking of when I came to the Gare de Lyon.
+And I suddenly remembered the murder that always
+crossed my mind there and there only. I told her
+the story of the murder that my aunt had once seen,
+and had passed so vividly into my mind. “Exactly,”
+said Martha. “That accounts for it all. You must
+have seen the wife trying to warn her lover that her
+husband was on his tracks, and the astral reflection
+of her agony to get him to change trains was projected
+into your mind rhythmically.”</p>
+
+<p>It sounded a good solution. I could imagine it
+all: the secret visit and departure; the discovery
+by the husband of the hour of the lover’s train;
+his pursuit with a revolver, while the agonised wife
+made an equally desperate attempt to warn the other
+first; her failure to warn her lover; the husband’s
+successful search and then the drama of blood. I
+suppose I had put myself into the mood to see her
+unhappy and disembodied soul, which is for ever
+doomed to scour that platform on a vain quest. Her
+words had accorded miraculously with my fate. Luck
+and rhythm, then, were the same. And that’s my
+Story, though I have not kept the rules of short story
+telling. What I have written down is true in the
+essentials. If you want to know how true it is
+exactly, ask Martha MacArthur!</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_NECROPHILE">
+ THE NECROPHILE
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The most extraordinary story I ever heard in my
+life came from the mouth of a priest. It came
+quite unsought, for I was making a silent retreat
+in a Carthusian monastery. It was likewise unexpected,
+for I had gone to rest, not to rack, my mind. The rule
+of Saint Bruno enforces a cessation of sound. And
+the Great Silence from vespers to midday had rolled
+over the wearied souls in the guest house twice:
+silence unbroken save by the solemn and rugged chant
+of the monks; real chant and real monks. The
+surreptitious aid of organ pipes was unknown in the
+Carthusian service. The roaring and wheezing of
+compressed air through leaden guts and wooden
+tripery, however harmonious and tuneful, had never
+been thought necessary in the Carthusian scheme for
+bringing Multiplicity back to Unity, Created to their
+Creator and contemplatives into that glowing orb of
+essential Contemplation which is God. Supremely
+and serenely God contemplates, and the holy
+contemplatives on earth enter His thoughts and His
+contemplation. And they contemplate Him in return.
+If it were not so, how else could they endure that
+appalling life of solitude, mewed in little prisons,
+toiling in lonely workshops and solitary gardens, or,
+after rising to chant the sublime office at midnight,
+returning to snatch a few hours of slumber, before
+dawn recalls them to the choir and the Carthusian
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</span>Mass. For, steeped in the thirteenth century, they
+keep the ceremonies and liturgy of their religion
+before it was demediævalised and emasculated by the
+Renaissance. So delightfully do the Carthusians
+remain in their own century that they still prostrate
+themselves flat at the Confiteor, and wear stockings
+cut out of two pieces of linen and spliced together!
+Knitting-needles would be heresy, and a sewing-machine
+modernism! It is so throughout their rules
+and customs, which leave them with the proud boast
+shared by no other Order. Never reformed because
+never deformed. <i>Numquam reformata quia numquam
+deformata!</i></p>
+
+<p>We were a little wearied, for we had been listening
+to the great Office of Matins chanted from midnight
+until two in the morning. Ensconced in the hanging
+gallery, buried behind the huge printed prayer books
+of the Carthusian rite, we had sat, letting the rival
+delights of slumber and plain-chant dispute for our
+senses. At times it was like being carried out to sea
+upon successive waves that choked one’s ear-drums.
+At another time one felt sinking, sinking into the
+dull, matted vibrations that eternally reach the
+ocean depths from above. Then the sound had died
+down, and each holy father, wearing the ghostly
+white shroud in which he will one day be buried,
+picked up his lantern and made his way back through
+unending cloister to the cell in which he circumvents
+death with pious irony. Death and the devil are
+put to considerable mock in a Carthusian house.
+Death causes no alarm, no terror. All his tricks, all
+his stage-effects have been put into daily practice by
+the Religious. The utter loneliness that cuts off the
+soul from the whole human family, the secretion
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</span>behind narrow stone walls, the white funeral clothes,
+the silence that forbids all the hum and humours and
+humdrum of noisy, gossipy human life, reduce Death
+himself to parody. And then? And then they see
+intellectually, that is to say they contemplate while
+yet alive what the dead see to their exquisite joy or
+lingering loss.</p>
+
+<p>The guests were the usual habitants of monastery
+guest-houses. A poet, who had failed of attaining
+perfect sonnet-form first on cocoa at Oxford, and on
+cocaine subsequently in Paris. He was thinking, in
+some despair, of joining the Holy Church. An architect
+successful enough in his line, and with a rare knowledge
+of Gothic, but superficially and glitteringly,
+for he was an atheist, and none can have real knowledge
+of the Gothic grandeur without acknowledging
+the true religion and the true God. God, shall we say?
+built the vault of Heaven, and strewed the gargoyles
+of the constellations across its symmetry. Mediæval
+man built the Gothic Cathedral in reply, and God saw
+that it was good. God poised the planets in space to
+show what could be done without actually breaking
+eggs, and man riposted with the flying buttress, that
+marvellous hanging miracle of thrust and strain
+riveted into immobility, and man showed God that
+he, too, could suspend stone in the void. And again
+God perceived, almost to His delighted embarrassment,
+that it was good.</p>
+
+<p>None of us could understand how a Gothic architect
+could remain an atheist. Once the Divine in man,
+that is to say his art, is realised, it is only a step to
+the Divinity. There was also a Monsignor, an Austrian
+and a mild-faced mystery. It was not until the end
+of the retreat that we learnt a little of his identity.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</span>We were committed on our honour to silence except
+during the hour of recreation, when we moved round
+a high-walled garden, wondering desperately what
+things were happening on the highway the other
+side—that is to say in the world.</p>
+
+<p>There were monks in the Monastery who had not
+seen a newspaper for thirty years, and even happy
+ones to whom woman was an extinct animal. A
+silent laybrother served our meals with shaven head
+and untrimmed beard, looking like the shrouded
+figure of Time himself. After each meal I expected
+him to leave a running hour glass on the table instead
+of the cheese, and point toward it with bony fingers as
+though to suggest that the course of our life was also
+finished. The strain of silence was having its effect,
+and on the last day of the retreat we became more and
+more communicative during the hour of recreation.</p>
+
+<p>I told some very dull and uninspiring tale. I
+suffer from normality, and my life is inclined to convention.
+The architect, while redoubling his artistic
+appreciation of the Carthusian life, repeated his
+atheistic ultimates toward life. He gave the rather
+absurd reason for his attitude that he had been always
+disappointed by women. Who hasn’t, including the
+Saints? I could not help retailing him a newspaper
+poster I had once read in America which ran: “MAN
+TWICE DIVORCED REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN
+GOD!” We all laughed, and the Monsignor began
+disclosing his past. As we had expected, he had
+incurred some kind of disgrace in his own country.
+He was not a fallen priest, but a Prelate on the shelf.
+It was not owing to any scandal, he explained, and
+we believed him, but owing to his intellectual backsliding
+that he had missed his ecclesiastical career.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</span>Modernism had fired him with its bright Will-o’-the-wisp,
+and he had not remained unsinged. However,
+he had been permitted to retain priestly rank and
+dress, and to travel on his own means. He was visiting
+the English cathedrals (an American rather than
+a Christian form of pilgrimage) and had been so
+shocked by their ghastly and sepulchral interiors
+that he had fled to the Carthusians as he said to seek
+a little oil for his creaking soul. The actual services
+he had seen had filled him with depression. As he
+expressed it himself they reminded him of the facetiousness
+of undertakers! Better he thought that the
+cathedrals had been destroyed than made ridiculous.
+His was the true Catholic spirit.</p>
+
+<p>He never forgot the holy office which was his, and
+made a serious attempt to supplement the silent
+efforts of the Carthusians in converting the architect.
+On our last evening of recreation we agreed to make
+a concerted assault on our companion. We found
+that his atheism was not based on any pose of disbelief,
+but on a total inability to understand how a
+human body could rise formally and substantially
+from the dead. “I don’t see why spirits shouldn’t
+survive like sheets of luminous paint, but as for
+atoms rearranging their constituency in a human
+body it is impossible,” he argued. “Annihilation seems
+far more logical and probable, and proper after death.”</p>
+
+<p>“Nevertheless,” said the Monsignor, “we believe
+in the resurrection of the body from the dead.” And
+he proceeded to the theories of scholastics. “You
+must understand that the body like the soul is created
+not generated by the Creator. Creation is a more
+perfect and sublimer act than generation. Soul and
+body are both called out of the misty void, out of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</span>space, out of nothing, and therefore both are capable
+of passing into complete abeyance again. The Creator
+can uncreate and then recreate. The resurrection of
+the body is a form of recreation. But He Himself
+will not annihilate an atom of His own work.”</p>
+
+<p>The architect returned to the charge: “The atoms
+of a dead human body pass into other bodies. Whose
+body shall they be on the Day of Resurrection?”
+The reply was that Unity could bring about Multiplicity,
+and just as the multiplication of the loaves
+was a scriptural miracle, and the multiplication of the
+Host a constant occurrence in missionary history, it
+was possible that atoms could be multiplied to serve
+their different turns so to speak.</p>
+
+<p>“Can God unmake? Can He annihilate the dust
+He has created?” asked the architect. “No!” said
+the Monsignor, for they had settled down to a duel,
+“but God is the cause of energy as the sun is of colour,
+and as the sun can equally cause colour to rise or fade,
+so God can cause energy and existence to come or
+collapse out of the atoms. That is death! But the
+sun can one day recolour those identical atoms in
+other leaves. The atoms can be the same, so that
+you really get a resurrection of the body of the leaf.
+The human body can be similarly restored.” Somehow
+it did not convince.</p>
+
+<p>“What age will our bodies be when they rise again?”
+asked the architect. “We shall be outside of Time
+and therefore quite ageless. God is not a source or
+a sequence, but the primal power. He is the Motor
+causing all motion. Our bodies are emanations from
+Him, and He can cause or uncause them voluntarily.”</p>
+
+<p>The conversation was only prevented from becoming
+quarrelsome by the difficulty both combatants
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</span>felt in wielding metaphysical terms. They disagreed
+as to what atoms were, as to whether the
+divine power showed itself in a materialistic manipulation
+of things or in a kind of cosmic mania. The
+architect was at one time willing to admit the personality
+of God, but only on the corollary that God
+was mad. It explained so much, the crinks in the
+universe, the genius of man, the brilliance of the
+stars, the comets tearing out of place. The madness
+of God was of course a divine madness. “Yes,” said
+the Monsignor very solemnly. “Bethlehem was madness,
+Nazareth was paranoia, and Calvary delirium.”</p>
+
+<p>From the metaphysical the discussion became
+biological. The architect admitted that fresh bouts
+of the life-spirit could reanimate dead matter, but not
+the same set of atoms. Once dead, nothing could
+revive a dead anatomy. Could the Monsignor record
+a single instance except the legendary tale of Lazarus,
+who was probably in a state of coma, and whose
+personal experiences by some extraordinary oversight
+on the part of the Evangelists had been withheld
+from the human race?</p>
+
+<p>The Monsignor became angry and took his challenge.
+“I believe it is quite possible,” he said, “for
+the life-spirit to be restored to a dead body long after
+physical death has occurred. I will tell you a story
+for which I have the evidence. I shall make a series of
+positive statements and leave it as such. The circumstances
+are morbid in the extreme, but you will excuse
+my narration of them. I have never breathed this
+story before, but I consider that I am justified if I can
+at least refute your statement that the dead rise up
+never. I say they do. I can give an instance which
+was not coma. Life can go, and life can be reinfused.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</span></p>
+
+<p>“When I was a young priest in Vienna, before my
+rise to favour at Court, I was, in addition to my parish
+duties, detailed for work at the Morgue. I waited
+there three nights every week to receive the unknown
+dead, and to give them the benefit of a religious reception.
+Some of the dead were recognised, and a few
+were claimed. Relatives were grateful for such
+Catholic rites as I could give to those, who had generally
+died without Absolution or Sacrament. I loved
+saying Mass for the Unknown dead lying in the Morgue,
+not knowing their names or their lives. The Church
+is the Mother not only of the living, but also of the
+dead, and her arms are strong to stretch down even
+into the pit. How surprised some of these stray souls
+must have been to find the Church, which they had
+forgotten on earth, following them with charitable
+hands into the other world. I was stationed for two
+years at the Morgue.</p>
+
+<p>“One day the police brought an unclaimed body
+and left it upon a marble slab. It was that of a
+woman still in her beauty, and not more than thirty
+years of age. I could see that she had been a woman
+of pleasure, though, as is often the case, the extreme
+sadness of her face counteracted the dis-sanctification
+of her body. Poor child! The Morgue was seldom
+without one of her unclassed class. I could say Mass
+for her which I could not for the suicides. The
+suicides the Church leaves to God. He alone can say
+the Office of the Dead for those who have destroyed
+the life which He gave to them, and which He alone
+has the right to take.</p>
+
+<p>“It happened that evening that the Commissioner
+of Police brought an anonymous party apparently
+of relations to view the tragic human relics in the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</span>Morgue. One of them appeared to be of rank, for the
+Commissioner saluted him at every opportunity.
+They remained some time in front of the woman’s
+body admiring the great beauty of her features and
+inquiring her name. Though the records were examined,
+nothing definite could be learned except that
+she was a courtesan, who had had the misfortune to
+die during an evening party in the house of a gentleman,
+who preferred to remain unnamed. His doctor
+had brought the body and filled the necessary certificates,
+and the great gentleman, at whose expenses
+she had perished, had sent a hundred kronen to provide
+her funeral. It was understood that she had no
+family. In his anxiety to learn her history the distinguished
+stranger asked for me to be presented to
+him, and I found myself shaking the hand of a Duke,
+connected with one of the German Royal Houses.
+When I was unable to add to his information, he turned
+from me with wandering eyes and an expression
+which to me seemed bordering on dementia. Curiously
+enough he congratulated me on my good fortune in
+being chaplain at the Morgue, but this I took for an
+excess of politeness on his part. It was not considered
+a very high ecclesiastical position. He was closeted
+for some time with the Commissioner and drove away.</p>
+
+<p>“Later that night I was summoned to attend a
+dying man, who died before I could do more than
+hear his confession. He was friendless, and his body
+was taken to the Morgue. I followed. It was a late
+hour, and I decided to finish reading my Breviary
+in the Secretary’s room. While seated there, I was
+astonished to hear footsteps in the inner hall, where
+the unclaimed dead were thrown on marble slabs.
+A shadow was cast against the frosted-glass
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</span>partition, and it was followed by another. I stood
+involuntarily in the doorway. To my amazement it
+was the Commissioner, who was again taking the
+Duke round the grim contents of the room. I could
+not help overhearing them, and what I did not overhear
+my horrified senses supplied. There are things
+that one has read in books about sick souls or demented
+bodies, that I had never dreamed of meeting.
+How can I explain?</p>
+
+<p>“To forestall my story, the Duke I could realise
+was deeply afflicted mentally, I do not say morally,
+for he was not responsible. It was not hereditary
+but accidental. I learnt all this some time after. I
+must explain that he had had a terrible experience
+at marriage. After a passionate and romantic courtship
+his young wife had died of heart failure in his
+arms a few hours after the ceremony. The marriage
+night had become a watch night of the dead, during
+which he had passed a ghastly vigil instead of enjoying
+an efflorescence of happiness. In answer to his entreaties
+he had been left alone with the body of his
+wife that night. His groans and prayers were heard
+until a late hour....</p>
+
+<p>“The effect on the unhappy Duke was serious. His
+character, hitherto, had been irreproachable, and his
+experiences in love matters exceeding slight, considering
+the opportunities possible to his rank and fortune. It
+was a stroke of incredibly bitter irony, which I should
+hesitate to lay at the door of a benevolent Providence,
+that his marriage night should have been of such horror.
+His bride was buried, but the effect on the white
+tablets of his mind was lasting. To a large extent
+he became a recluse, avoiding society, and more
+especially all the gay world of women and wives and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</span>half-women and half-wives, who present such an
+alarming phase of modern civilisation. Unfortunately
+his loneliness was obsessed by one very gruesome
+but innocent form of sentiment. He only fell in love
+with the dead, in whom he ocularly memorised the
+last vision of his wife. There was no carnal wickedness
+on his part, for he showed signs of a diabolical
+possession, that is of not being his own possessor,
+and of indulging in uncanny and fantastic wishes,
+which in his saner moments he would never have
+tolerated. His friends proposed that he should be
+solemnly exorcised by the Church, but his Confessor
+was nervous, and the modern Cardinal Archbishop
+would never give his consent to anything so
+mediæval. In the Middle Ages of course the most
+solemn and terrifying of rites would have been
+performed, and I have no doubt that the poor
+Duke was actually possessed by an unhappy demon—explain
+his malady how you will. He was unable
+to resist this terrible instinct, this love of watching
+women who were newly dead. I suppose it
+could be explained. The supreme anguish and the
+supreme joy of his life had come to him on the same
+day, and he had mingled them in the one night until
+agony and ecstasy, delight and grief, life and death
+must have become indistinguishable. But the result
+had been distressing in the extreme, and from time to
+time the mad Duke emerged from gloomy solitude to
+satisfy his widowed eyes. The police had orders,
+certainly not to facilitate his sepulchral amours, but
+not to prevent him, for the doctors when consulted
+agreed that if he were thwarted he would become
+dangerous. As it was, he was studiously observant of
+the natural rights and feelings of the living, and though
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</span>when his secret agents heard of the death of a beautiful
+woman they instantly visited the next of kin, he never
+pressed his suit except with the most pathetic delicacy.
+In the cases when through poverty or even through a
+curious form of snobbery (for with some folk snobbery
+is stronger than reverence or death) he was permitted
+to see the corpse, he always insisted on defraying the
+eventual expenses of the funeral and, when the relatives
+allowed, of appearing at the grave side of the
+object of his momentary affection. There is no human
+law which forbids a man to love a corpse, provided
+the dead body is not desecrated, and receives proper
+burial within the number of ordained days. And the
+Duke was careful almost to the verge of scruple on
+this point. However morbid this habit might be
+considered, it was overlooked under two heads. There
+was the fact that the Duke’s aberration caused no
+unhappiness to anyone except himself, and secondly
+that he suffered the most agonising remorse and shame
+between each outbreak of his singular passion for still
+life. The leading pathologists declared that it was a
+very exceptional case.</p>
+
+<p>“In any case the Duke was not interrupted in his
+Platonic love affairs with Hades, though, poor
+man, I remember his pathetic grief, which could be
+charitably construed into a madman’s ideas of being
+faithful to a dead woman.</p>
+
+<p>“However, I learnt all this long after that evening
+which was to have such a curious effect on my subsequent
+life, the evening of the Duke’s visit to the
+Morgue, a visit as I then imagined out of ordinary
+curiosity. As I previously mentioned, I had returned
+late that night to dispose of the friendless man, whose
+soul I had previously guided as well as I could into the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</span>shadows of the other world. I was reading the last
+words of my Breviary by the flickering gaslight, when
+suddenly shadows passed the frosted glass, and to my
+horror I heard the Duke making arrangements for the
+temporary watching of the beautiful woman I had
+already seen him cover with piteous eyes. I gathered
+that it was not considered discreet, and would entail
+a licence from the police, to remove the body from the
+Morgue to his private house. So saying, they both
+entered where I was standing. It was one of the
+most embarrassing moments of my life. The Duke
+turned as pale as one of the marble mortuary slabs,
+and the Commissioner actually seized me as though
+to prevent my escape. When they realised that I
+was a priest, they seemed relieved, for a priest becomes
+so used to the seal imposed upon the confessional
+that even secrets which come to him in other ways
+join that silence of the grave. They both read what
+came in my face, and without a word nodded to each
+other, and passed on their way. I finished writing the
+formularies descriptive of my unknown client, and
+left him lying with the others. I noticed that he was
+on the next slab to the mysterious woman. It was
+beyond human nature for me to refrain from glancing
+a second time at her features. They were beautiful
+with the pallid unreality of the sculptor’s art. I
+have observed that if the sculptor attains the slightest
+line of beauty or personality in his art, it is far more
+wonderful than the painter’s. It is more difficult to
+raise life out of the marble depths than upon the
+surface of canvas or paint. But to leave by brush or
+chisel any idea of the life that has recently left the
+countenance is the most difficult. And this lovely
+model from the Divine sculptor conveyed that haunting
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</span>expression which sometimes the mediæval tombs
+possessed, as though life lingered in death. How can
+I describe it? If you have ever seen a fort or town
+which has been surrendered to the enemy, there is
+a moment of tremendous pathos after the flag has
+been lowered and the garrison withdrawn, before the
+enemy have taken possession. The prize lies like
+the body of Patroclus between contending rivals.
+So, I may say, lay the body of this beautiful woman,
+over whom life and death had contended, and now
+that the colours of life had been lowered she lay awaiting
+the legions of death and corruption. I turned
+away, making the Sign of the Cross, and said the
+<i>De Profundis</i> for the absent soul. It was well that it
+had passed from its hostel’s desecration. The next
+morning the body was gone. And then the weeks
+and the months passed.... I was agreeably surprised
+that winter to be summoned by my Bishop,
+and told that the moment of my promotion had
+arrived. I was to be sent to a fashionable parish,
+where I would find more leisure to continue my taste
+for historical studies, which the Bishop was gracious
+enough to say had met his attention when inspecting
+the Seminary. He wished me to leave my curacy,
+and with it those unhealthy but rather fascinating
+duties at the Morgue, while another priest took my
+place. I bowed to the Bishop’s decision, and kissed
+his ring. As I rose to leave his anticamera he mentioned
+without a trace of inner meaning, as though
+he were saying the most natural thing in the world,
+‘You owe your promotion to the kind offices of the
+Duke.’ To my amazement he mentioned the name
+of the Duke I had reason to remember under ineffaceable
+circumstances. The Bishop looked at me
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</span>with the gentle wondering look as though to say:
+‘Go in peace, my son, your career is made. You know
+how to keep secrets. To those who can keep the
+secrets of humanity or of the Church all things
+will come.’ At least this came into a mind, alert
+to guess the reasons of the Duke’s action in my
+favour.</p>
+
+<p>“I found my new position delightful—new interests,
+new ecclesiastical visions, new friends. My confessional
+was thronged, which is always pleasing to
+a young priest. When one becomes older, one’s
+professional vanity can be adequately satisfied by
+shriving one old washerwoman <i>per diem</i>. One day
+the confessional bell rang out of my usual hours. I
+descended into the Church and a woman heavily
+veiled began telling me the history of her life. As a good
+confessor, I forget all she said. It is a blank, but I
+can say that the sweat poured down my face before I
+left my seat. She joined me in the sacristy as she
+wished to speak to me of other matters, and once
+outside the sacred seal my memory of course returns.
+I recall that she was anxious for me to arrange her
+private wedding. She wished to be married at the
+dead of night, and my name had been mentioned as
+the only one fit and willing to perform the ceremony.
+I replied that I could do nothing without my Bishop’s
+consent, but that I would take him the particulars
+immediately, if she would leave me her name and
+address. She replied that that she could not, but
+a carriage would come to fetch me that night to
+perform the ceremony, which would take place in a
+private house. So saying she laid the marriage fees
+on the table, and without letting me look through
+her veil handed me a letter from her bosom, which
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</span>she requested me to give the Bishop. Then she
+withdrew.</p>
+
+<p>“That afternoon I called on the Bishop without
+giving notice, and to my surprise was admitted immediately.
+He listened quietly to my request, which I
+never dreamed for a moment he would permit, but I
+gave him the lady’s letter. He glanced at the contents
+as though he knew it all in advance. Without
+a trace of surprise or reflection in his eyes he nodded
+and told me to perform the ceremony that night if I
+was sent for. I gasped something about papers and
+ecclesiastical authorisation. He forestalled me with
+a packet of papers, bidding me fill all the particulars
+except the names of those about to be married.
+He ordered me under severe penalties to bring
+back the papers without attempting to read the
+signatures. He himself would fill in the names in the
+body of the document. I respectfully withdrew, and
+waited in my rooms that evening with some of the
+trepidation that I can imagine a girl feeling while
+waiting for her first romance.</p>
+
+<p>“After a solitary dinner I waited and waited. I
+finished reading my Office for the day, and still sat
+waiting. I was too excited to pray, too curious to
+meditate, too tired to read any book of piety. I
+waited from nine to eleven, and from eleven to half-past
+eleven. A bell rang and to my amazement my
+friend the Duke was introduced. He explained that
+he had come because he was not sure if I would come
+on such a wild goose chase, and also because it was
+necessary for me to come blindfolded. Under his
+guarantee I naturally lent myself to the adventure,
+and left the clergy house in a two-horsed carriage
+with a tight bandage round my eyes. The Duke never
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</span>spoke to me, but he helped me very graciously out
+of the carriage, and through a courtyard, and up
+what seemed a very fine flight of stairs, for I quickly
+felt that I was treading marble, not wood.</p>
+
+<p>“Then my eyes were released and I found myself
+standing in a long and richly curtained apartment.
+There were two witnesses blindfolded like myself,
+standing in front of an altar brought apparently out
+of a private chapel. Others there were none except
+the Duke and the lady whose confession I had heard
+that afternoon. The Duke then asked me to perform
+the marriage ceremony between them. I bowed and
+took up my place before the altar beside which were
+laid the necessary vestments. As in a dream I proceeded
+to recite the prayers and perform the gestures
+which should symbolise and solderise the mystical
+union of two human beings. I had reached the
+moment for the Duke to place the ring on the finger
+of the bride, when she let slip her veil, and for a minute
+I could neither speak nor move. I should have been
+prepared, but it had never crossed my mind, not
+even as the wildest and maddest possibility. My
+friends, the bride whom I was uniting in marriage
+with the Duke was the woman whose body I had seen
+laid on a marble slab at the Morgue a year previously!</p>
+
+<p>“She stood there with the same transcendent beauty,
+but with the slight flush of life and love recurdling
+in her cheeks. This was the woman whom I had
+seen among the dead and for whose soul I had said
+Mass! The dead shall rise up and praise Thee,
+O Lord!</p>
+
+<p>“Truly I may say that love is stronger than death
+and that God had most strangely permitted this woman
+to be raised from the dead, by the whim of a madman’s
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</span>sentiment. Though she had been a sinner she was
+found not unworthy of what I account as a miracle.
+Like the Prince and the sleeping Beauty in the
+Fairy tale the Duke had restored her to life. Their
+marriage was naturally morganatic, but as the incident
+restored the Duke to his normal senses, it was a
+marriage that neither Church nor State cared to
+forbid.”</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_BEAU_GESTE">
+ THE BEAU GESTE
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The <i>Beau geste</i> is rare enough but not unknown
+in English life. Certainly there is no English
+paraphrase. “Beautiful gesture” bespeaks the
+orator or actor without conveying a certain brilliance,
+a sense of the unique and sometimes the sheer
+spirituality which is inherent in the <i>Beau geste</i>.
+“Noble act” sounds like a subscription to a hospital.
+The schoolboy who thought that <i>Beau geste</i> was another
+French way of saying <i>Bon mot</i> could not have been
+further astray. The <i>Beau geste</i> must be heroically
+conceived and, what is harder, artistically expressed!</p>
+
+<p>The Saints have often shown themselves capable
+of the <i>Beau geste</i>, which carried to a sublime degree
+in supernatural matters can often be advanced
+as a reason for canonisation. An ordinary soul
+may cherish the sense of the <i>Beau geste</i> through a
+lifetime without finding the occasion. Expression
+does require an occasion, a crisis or a crash. Nothing
+became King Charles so well in his life as leaving it.
+Charles on the scaffold, Sir Philip Sidney at Zutphen
+and Byron at Missolonghi, knew how to make the
+<i>Beau geste</i> to posterity. There is no life however
+spoilt or degraded that cannot be irradiated if not
+redeemed by the <i>Beau geste</i> at its close. There
+is the <i>Beau geste</i> of the sinner as well as the <i>Beau
+geste</i> of the righteous. The Good Samaritan was of
+the latter and many a pardoning husband since.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</span>The <i>Beau geste</i> of the profligate is rarer, but neither
+disgrace nor degradation can tarnish the <i>Beau geste</i>
+when it is made. The American clergyman, who
+was executed for poisoning an unfortunate sweetheart
+when he saw the chance of marrying a richer, seemed
+beyond the pale. There was possibly nothing he
+could do to redeem himself, but with a supreme
+effort he succeeded in blinding himself in prison.
+“If thine eye offend thee pluck it out.” Well, he
+did so, and went not unjustified to the gruesome
+chair. Again, the Dutch dancer, whose career of
+spycraft was brought to book by the punctuation
+of a French firing squad, rose to that occasion.
+Dressing herself for execution in a superb opera cloak
+she only asked leave to give the signal unblindfolded.
+This was granted by the officer on duty. She gave
+the signal by lifting her arms and revealing her person
+to the bullets. “<i>C’était beau</i>” quoth the Gallic
+centurion in charge.</p>
+
+<p>Men and women are both capable of the <i>Beau geste</i>,
+but it takes a woman to appreciate it sometimes,
+to accept its shining significance or to bow to its
+grim subtlety. A woman’s <i>Beau geste</i> is often lost on
+a man’s intelligence but a man’s is never lost on a
+woman’s. Even in connubial life the <i>Beau geste</i>
+occurs and in the hour of greatest disaster. Couples
+are too often coupled like railway carriages on well
+worn lines by certificated couplers. They are expected
+to roll placidly from Junction to Junction with
+occasional rests in the siding. Everything is done
+to avoid accidents, but accidents will occur on the
+best regulated lines and the collapse, like the start, of
+married life can be relieved by a <i>Beau geste</i> embalming
+even what may be a broken memory for both. In
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</span>any case a <i>Beau geste</i> is never lost on a woman. Let
+me think of two instances, one at the commencement,
+and the other at the end of a married career.</p>
+
+<p>I remember a young Italian Prince, the future
+head of a family, whose veins ran with patrician and
+papal blood. At one moment of his life he insisted
+on entering a <i>mésalliance</i> by marrying a very beautiful
+courtesan, whom many of his friends had known under
+attached but detachable circumstances. They were
+naturally very distressed when he insisted on crowning
+his deep love with marriage. It seemed unnecessary
+and suicidal and caused his family the utmost
+apprehension. As a matter of fact courtesans who
+have made their career and their fortunes may yet
+make admirable wives. Everything however was
+done in this case to avert the catastrophe. Even the
+lady, who loved him with equal nobility of passion,
+refused to allow him to sacrifice himself. But her
+unselfishness made him more desperate and more
+determined to wreck his prospects at her feet. His
+friends were equally determined, and in a last effort
+to avert the marriage confronted him with legal
+proofs that his intended bride had been confined
+of an illegitimate child. Of her lovers he was aware,
+but this was new to him, and for a moment he was
+staggered. Recovering himself, he said, with one
+superb gesture of contempt, “Then it was by an
+immaculate conception!” and married her the next
+day. It was the <i>Beau geste</i> of a great lover and of a
+Catholic nobleman. A Protestant bourgeois would
+have virtuously slunk out of the affair and left her
+to the streets.</p>
+
+<p>But John Betterman, whose marriage story supplies
+me with the second of my instances, was just a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</span>well-meaning and wealthy English public-school man,
+two generations away from Trade and, if truth be
+told, three generations off a butler. There was no
+glowing blood in his descent and no noble obligations
+held sway in his composition, but when his wife left
+him he behaved with real magnanimity. And in
+his case the <i>Beau geste</i> repaid him a hundredfold.
+Like most of us, he had to pass through the experience
+of feminine desertion.</p>
+
+<p>John Betterman was no lover, and, much as he loved
+the affectionate woman who married him for his
+well-furnished house in Belgravia, his choice cook,
+butler and housekeeper, he could never inspire her
+with more than a deep appreciation. Affectionate
+appreciation lasted until his wife fell in love with one
+of those American officers who caused such havoc
+in the Allied ranks. Cornelius Murphy stood about
+six foot four and looked a cross between George
+Washington and Adonis. He danced like an Archangel
+on the tight-rope, and Broadway had taught
+him to be a real lover. He was fatal, like all his
+type, to the unsophisticated women of Europe. John
+Betterman’s wife had dreamed of such a find before
+she met him. Once she had found her dream, she
+never stopped meeting him. Captain Murphy
+received a standing invitation for lunch, dinner and
+tea and a sitting invitation for most moments between.
+It came under the Hospitality to Allies scheme. After
+the Armistice they danced together for six weeks.
+The Armistice was not made applicable to the war
+of sexes, which raged all the fiercer after the suspension
+of masculine hostilities. Man’s earthly warfare was
+not intended to be against his own sex. He must
+eternally meet the approaches and desertions of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</span>beloved enemy, whose adorable artillery has always
+included all the refinements of poisoned breath,
+scraps of paper and submarine poignarding. The
+question was how would John Betterman take it.
+Quiet, inoffensive and obedient husbands can be far
+more dangerous than the blustering Pasha.</p>
+
+<p>Cornelius Murphy and Mrs. Betterman withdrew
+to a Railway Hotel, from which she telephoned the
+first news of her flight to her husband. He took
+the parting like a hero. He would cause the necessary
+reasons for her to divorce him, and he only asked her
+to come and fetch her things the next day and
+promised that she would not find him in the house.
+He added his word of honour. With a sudden sigh
+she hung up the receiver, but grateful that she was
+spared pursuit or scenes. “I will go round to-morrow
+and fetch my clothes and all I need travelling abroad,”
+she said to Murphy. “It is such a relief that he
+takes it so kindly. English gentleman, you know.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, you don’t,” shot Murphy, alert and suspicious,
+“No such thing as an English gentleman when it
+comes to that. It’s bound to be a trap. You’ll
+find lawyers and detectives waiting for you.”</p>
+
+<p>Immediately she felt stung with a faint pity for
+her husband and insisted on obeying his last unselfish
+request. “No,” she said firmly, “I know John
+Betterman. He would cut off his hand rather than
+set a dirty trap. I shall go to-morrow alone.”</p>
+
+<p>“For God’s sake, you shall not!” shouted Murphy.
+She drew herself up and said, “It is the price of my
+remaining with you to-night.” He bowed his head
+ashamed. “I was afraid some harm might come
+to you, darling. If I were your husband and could
+trap you I would kill you.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</span></p>
+
+<p>The next morning he motored her to her husband’s
+house and waited while she collected her luggage.
+A letter was waiting for her on the hall table in his
+handwriting. She opened and read. A cheque for
+ten thousand pounds fell to the floor. There was
+no mention of it in the letter, which ran simply:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>
+ <span class="smcap">Dear Julia</span>,
+</p>
+
+<p>I have been a good husband but not good enough
+for you. You have been a perfect wife and to you
+I assign no fault. If there is something lacking
+in your life you must complete yourself elsewhere.
+When I come to the end of my life, I shall be as glad
+as I am now unhappy that I did not hinder you
+mounting a flame, which would bring any other
+woman unto earth and ashes but upon which I know
+you will rise to the highest heaven. When your
+life is complete, perfect and finished, let my love
+still lie like a wreath of immortelles at your feet.</p>
+
+<p class="right">
+ <span class="smcap">John.</span>
+</p>
+
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>She cried a little when she read it. A new kind
+of feeling rose in her heart which possibly she could
+not explain. It has been said that every man kills
+the thing he loves. Perhaps it is sometimes true
+that a woman loves the thing she kills. It was her
+soul’s response to his <i>Beau geste</i>, the tiniest seed of a
+love he had never awakened in their whole married
+life.</p>
+
+<p>Cornelius Murphy was relieved when he saw her
+emerge, but he spied her tears in a second. “Is
+he there? Did he frighten you?” and he pulled
+out his army pistol and dragged her across the
+threshold. She did not like his roughness and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</span>deliberately backed into the house. Murphy followed.
+“Of course he’s not here. I only felt a little sorry
+going away, that is all,” she explained. “I guess he
+had better not follow us,” said the other and, by
+way of a visible hint, he loaded his pistol and left
+it in the tray of visitors’ cards. Then they both
+went to America.</p>
+
+<p>When John Betterman returned to his house that
+evening it looked as empty as the shell without the
+pearl. He gave one glance at the pistol in the hall,
+read the name, “Capt. Cornelius Murphy, 105 U.S.
+Cavalry,” and gave orders that it was never to be
+touched. In the morning he stood staring at that
+implement of ruffianism and feeling ironical amusement.
+But the impetus of his <i>Beau geste</i> was unabated
+and he consulted his lawyers on his wife’s behalf.
+They showed the same sleek sympathy which coffin-makers
+always extend to their clients and gave him
+the necessary instructions how to enable his wife
+to divorce him with least expense and most credit
+to herself. It was necessary that he should find a
+lady who was willing to share the same room (nothing
+more, but to be legal hardly less) at an hotel and to
+forward the written testimony to the proper quarters.</p>
+
+<p>That evening, accordingly, John Betterman walked
+round and round the purlieus of Victoria Station
+until he was accosted by a cheery lady with a head
+of red tow, who suggested drinks in Victoria Station.
+To this proposition he agreed, and under these amical
+surroundings she confided to him that she was locally
+known as “Pink Tart” and that she was ready
+to pass the evening with bachelors for the sum of
+ten shillings sterling. John Betterman offered her
+five pounds on condition that she spent the night
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</span>sitting on one chair, while he sat reading in another,
+and that she made no sign of her existence until the
+morning. Her name was Susan Honeyman, and she
+decidedly wished there were more wealthy lunatics
+and less impoverished rakes in the vicinity of Victoria
+Station.</p>
+
+<p>Evidence of this extraordinary evening was duly
+furnished to the lawyers of Mrs. Betterman, who
+brought proceedings for divorce in the most respectable
+fashion, and received a good deal of broadcasted
+sympathy from readers of the best read column
+in the <i>Daily Press</i>, especially when the flagrant
+details of Mr. Betterman’s infidelities were exposed
+and even the nickname of Miss Susan Honeyman
+was set down in stark print and read eagerly by those
+who would never have allowed it to soil their lips.</p>
+
+<p>John Betterman felt these shameful and painful
+details intensely, but he had come to take a strange
+and fantastic pleasure in his own sufferings. His
+suffering and his shame were for the sake of the woman
+he loved. He could ask no more.</p>
+
+<p>Every night washed he his pillow with his tears and
+imagined deeper sufferings and further humiliations
+for himself. Toward his wife he felt no resentment
+in the least, not even a little. It had all turned and
+curdled into a bitter resentment against himself,
+bitterer than death. The months passed and his
+wife’s divorce was made absolute. He had borne
+up his heart while in the twilight stage of “decree
+nisi,” but dark finality bowed him to the ground.
+All that night he sat wishing to make an end of himself.
+At last he felt that death and suicide were too good
+for him. He must make himself suffer even more
+than he had suffered all those weeks, but how? He
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</span>felt that no scourging could have hurt him as much
+as that undefended divorce trial, the crushing allusions
+of the paid lawyers, the scornful comment of the
+Judge, and, what cut him like vinegar poured into
+a slit spleen, the nickname of the woman with whom
+he was proved to have passed the stipulated time of
+lust. If it had been a “Green Goddess” or a “Black
+Beauty” it would not have looked so ridiculous in
+the evening papers, but the fatal synonym of Miss
+Susan Honeyman lost him all sympathy even from
+himself. He could not help hating himself like Hell.</p>
+
+<p>The next night the house became more than he
+could endure, and he strode into the lamp-speckled
+dark. This way and that, like an unimaginative
+madman longing by some astounding stroke to trouble
+the mocking world, he sought some action that would
+help her and hurt himself, even if it were criminal.
+He would have gladly gone to prison to explain this
+sin of hers. No! by the sweet bones of Christ!
+she was sinless and immaculate! But he would
+willingly have gone to prison to serve some long
+sentence incurred by Murphy so that she might
+live happily with him. He would out-Enoch Enoch
+Arden in that way. How could he sufficiently lower
+and degrade himself to justify her desertion of home
+and husband in the face of the world?</p>
+
+<p>A familiar figure reeled against him near Victoria
+Station. “Got any more fivers for sitting up to
+watch you read all night?” quoth a coarse but
+kindly voice. Why, of course he had, and he laughed
+a skeleton laugh as he recognised his old friend, who
+had often told her friends the story of her midnight
+escapade with a madman and was often reminiscent
+of the divorce proceedings in which her name and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</span>style had been taken by hired lawyers in vain. “Out
+for a lark?” she asked, but John Betterman was in
+dead earnest, when he asked her to go even further than
+on their former meeting and consent to marry him
+at a registry office the next day. Miss Honeyman
+would have been really surprised had she not taken
+his proposal for a joke. “Why, won’t one night
+at the hotel do you again? What do yer want marrying
+me at the end of me life?” And she roared with
+laughter. Only once before had she been asked in
+marriage, and that was by her original seducer, who
+had subsequently thrown her on the streets. However,
+John Betterman not only treated her to supper but
+gave her twenty pounds to pay her arrears of rent and
+buy a decent dress to make a proper appearance the
+next morning. No wonder that she went her way
+rejoicing, astounded at her luck in falling in again
+with so profitable a madman. It was in hopes of
+another windfall and not of the matrimonial position
+that she made her way to the registry the following
+day. To her amazement and perhaps a little to his
+own, John Betterman awaited her, prim and punctual,
+but with a look of insane pride in his face. He took
+a perverted pride in the depth of degradation and
+misery he found it possible to inflict upon his own
+soul. Before noon they were united legally by the
+law of England, and by three o’clock Mrs. John
+Betterman the second was lying quite drunk under
+his dining-room table. It was years since she had
+tasted champagne. She had that excuse. She lay
+there while John Betterman wrote to his first wife.
+He wished to put her into a position from which she
+could for ever more look down upon him. He took
+no further notice of his second wife. Had an angel
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</span>from Heaven picked her up and made her drunk
+with the wine of celestial grapes she could not have
+been enjoying greater bliss. In fact at each interval
+of sick gratitude she constantly expressed her opinion
+that such was the actual case.</p>
+
+<p>He looked up when he had finished writing and
+at the same moment heard the bell ring. His housekeeper
+entered. It was a cable from America sent
+by his first wife and it read with tragic simplicity:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>“All I have done has been a horrible mistake.
+I am on the returning boat. Please meet me on
+Saturday at Liverpool and forgive your adoring
+wife.”</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>He looked up and remained watching Mrs. Betterman
+the second slowly drag herself into a chair and fumble
+with a cigarette. He twisted the cable into a spill,
+touched a red coal and lit her fag. Then he left her
+in charge of his housekeeper and went to bed. All
+his other servants had given notice and left long ago.
+On the whole he decided that it was wisest to keep
+her under liquor until Saturday. It was still Tuesday.
+When his first wife reached Liverpool a special
+messenger awaited her with a sealed letter from
+John Betterman announcing his legal marriage with
+his second wife and asking her, his first, to accept
+the remainder of the fortune at his disposal. He
+himself remained in the gutter.</p>
+
+<p>It was her turn to receive a shock. She sat stunned
+in her cabin, unable to go ashore, thinking over the
+year. It had been a bitter experience and this was
+the knife. Murphy had taken her money and, after
+dancing her almost to death in the lowest haunts of
+New York, had left her for a professional dancer and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</span>disappeared. It was the British Consul who had
+advanced the money for her return, and this was her
+return. In her misery stood forth the miraculous
+white flower of sea-engendered love for her husband.
+It seemed inconceivable to her that she had not
+loved him before. She only knew that she had
+loved him ever since she had hesitated for one fatal
+second on his empty threshold. The thought of
+his <i>Beau geste</i>, infinitely divisible and intangibly
+volatile, had caught in some secret recess of her heart
+and flowered during the dismays and miseries of
+her American trip. But love, real love, is cheap at
+any price. It was a wonderful experience for her to
+feel as she did. Though fate had driven her down
+a blind alley and the cup she had snatched had been
+broken across her bleeding lips, yet here was a cup
+more tempting and a more perfect delight. Lust
+had carried her across the Atlantic. Love had
+accompanied her home. She felt how marvellous it
+was to feel as she felt even in her intense suffering.
+She had never dreamed it was possible. What tinsel
+all dream is to one thread of reality!</p>
+
+<p>That night John Betterman gave a holiday to his
+housekeeper and opened his own door every time
+the bell rang. His instinct was right, for the second
+ring that he answered was hers. When he opened
+she knelt, and he lifted her gently past the threshold
+that was once theirs. They looked at each other
+and he perceived what certainly he had never seen
+in her eyes before. She whispered, asking forgiveness,
+and then with the lover’s practical outlook, whether
+the coast was clear? Where was the other woman?
+He shuddered and pointed upstairs. She insisted
+on meeting her successor. He told her that after
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</span>nine o’clock she was generally insensible to the world
+of visitors and motioned her towards her former room.
+Feeling it was part of her penance, she followed and
+beheld lying across the bed a rather jovial-looking
+drab breathing liquor heavily from the gills. It was
+an awful moment for her and John Betterman.
+Their two faces of agony met and she discerned
+from his the reflection of her own great love. And
+there lay this wretched creature between them. It
+was maddening that they should suddenly love each
+other as greatly as they did; maddening, too, that they
+had taken the trouble to marry and divorce in the
+past. Yet it was maddening in a delicious way that
+they had found each other at last. If they had
+never divorced they might never have fallen in love
+with each other. But they did not try to think.
+He picked her up in his arms and the great flash of
+immortal love made them one as they stood gazing
+at each other in trance. She slipped to his knees.</p>
+
+<p>There she only petitioned that, as she had forsaken
+him as wife, he would not spurn her as mistress.
+The connubial chamber was filled but she understood
+now why he had filled it with the filth of the street
+rather than seek a presentable second hand rosebud.
+It was his love for her. She understood the self-torture
+he had inflicted upon himself, his refusal to
+try and find happiness. She had the woman’s
+instinct to realise that this snoring slut symbolised
+as great a compliment to herself as though her adoring
+lover had committed suicide on his deserted doorstep.
+Poor John Betterman had committed worse than
+suicide. He had assumed a mental torture that
+no Inquisition would have imposed. He had clad
+his soul in the most ghastly of public <i>San Benitos</i>
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</span>and made the most piteous <i>auto-da-fé</i> that a despairing
+man could make. It all rushed upon her and she only
+begged to share in his humiliation. She only asked
+to lower herself with him into the gutter. She had
+forfeited the position of wife but she prayed to be
+allowed to live as his hireling in the mews round the
+corner. She was content to live in shame. She
+would go on the streets if he would be her lover.
+She promised she would never intrude into his house.
+He would find her whenever he wished, humbly
+waiting upon the hour of his divine visit. He
+plucked her from his knees and kissed her ecstatically.
+There came an unconscious grunt from their nuptial
+bed and its temporary incubus took the occasion to
+snort.</p>
+
+<p>They could not help laughing. They were lovers
+and everything turned to amazing happiness or
+screaming humour. There could happen nothing
+disgusting or distressing to them. The unconscious
+second wife was only delightfully ridiculous. The poor
+thing on the bed had no soul really, no meaning.
+She was just a frightful phantom. The next day
+John Betterman took rooms over the mews for his
+first wife and their strange <i>ménage</i> took root and
+continued, John Betterman keeping this horrible
+but harmless creature under his roof, allowing her five
+shillings a day for drink, and leaving her entirely to
+his housekeeper to prevent scenes in public. Though
+she was his legal wife, he had never dreamed of living
+with her. She was merely allowed to infest his
+house like a tame elemental, smelling as unpleasantly
+as they say elementals smell, but far less uncanny.
+Instead of casting or buying her out, he simply allowed
+her to sink brandy-logged in harbour. He was very
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</span>kind to her and she could not last very much longer.
+After dinner every evening he retired to the mews,
+neighbours said to escape the horrors of married life.
+On Saturday nights the phantom struggled into
+the purlieus of Victoria Station, where she returned
+happily to her old life except that she treated any men
+she could induce to come with her. If John Betterman’s
+brandy hadn’t been so good she would have
+sunk underseas long before. She really was living
+quite a happy animal life, without care or worry,
+comfortably found in bed and board and drink. The
+police knew her circumstances and let her alone.
+She was cheerfully hail-fellow-well-met with half
+the boosers and all the broken men and women of
+the locality. Sometimes they bamboozled her of
+her money, but she was never blackmailed. The
+wretched company she kept contained sinners but
+not beasts. She was believed to have a store in her
+stocking and found to be very generous. She always
+drank to her last penny. And some outcast was always
+ready to see her safely home. A year passed....</p>
+
+<p>She met the beast-type one night, a ruffianly
+swashbuckler, who spent his time frightening
+prostitutes by pretending to be a detective and
+squeezing their hard-earned gains. He had heard
+of Mrs. Betterman’s reputed savings and when her
+red, frouzled hair was thrust into his shirt one Saturday
+night he devised unto himself prompt and easy
+plunder. He swore at her foully and she rather
+liked him for it. When he had drunk her last penny,
+he wanted to take her to her lodging. She brought
+him staggering home. John Betterman’s house was
+empty and she used her key to open the door.
+Without turning on the light, she dragged him upstairs,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</span>with the promise of a case of whisky under her bed,
+which was true enough, though she forgot that the
+whisky had been drunk weeks before. When he
+found there was no drink, he demanded money,
+made avaricious and surprised by the comfort and
+richness of her room. He would not take “no” for an
+answer, but she was used to dealing with pugnacious
+gentlemen, and though it was a long time since she
+had had to push one downstairs, she was able to
+master her carousing companion. He fell heavily
+through the darkness. She judged by his swearing
+that he was not seriously hurt. It was a nuisance.
+She would have to follow and let him out of the door.
+She switched on the lights in the hall. He was
+picking himself up. A long, cadaverous looking
+fellow with a big nose, who might have been a
+cashiered cashier or a Mormon elder in better days,
+and a hatchet-shaped cheek, was reeling towards
+her. She shoved him against the door, where he
+stood at bay begging and then threatening. He
+refused to leave the house until she paid him and
+began twisting her wrist until the rotten bones cracked.
+Furious with pain, she cut his mouth with the wedding-ring
+on her free hand, cut him again and again, till
+he spluttered blood. It stung him to singular fury
+and he looked round for a weapon. By a chance,
+that was not so curious, his eye fell on the hall table,
+and a clean revolver lying amid the grey visitors’
+cards. His hand closed familiarly upon it and without
+hesitation he discharged it into the drunken red halo
+beside him. With a heart-rending cry the second
+Mrs. Betterman fell into a shrivelled heap, but the
+dirty blood which trickled from her mouth and gaping
+temple was not as red as her hair. Her slayer stood
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</span>looking at her sullenly. Then he realised that it was
+a good chance to go, and blew the second cartridge
+through his throat.</p>
+
+<p>The police were quickly summoned by the hysterical
+housekeeper and spent an hour taking down wholly
+unnecessary information, for the ends of Justice
+had already been served. There was no thought of
+suspecting a third person in the crime as the name
+on the revolver corresponded with cards and envelopes
+addressed in the dead man’s pocket. Early next
+morning, John Betterman came home and was surprised
+to find waiting for him a letter from the Coroner.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_EVIL_EYE">
+ THE EVIL EYE
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>This is a plain tale of that mediæval belief—the
+Evil Eye—playing its course in a modern London
+suburb. Perhaps it is all nonsense ...
+like vampires in Kensington. Anyhow, Peter Joneson
+made a mistake in caring to come to Mrs. Guilda
+Faning’s flat every day. Mr. John Faning made a
+mistake in not caring that he came, and Mrs. Faning
+made the mistake of not caring whether her husband
+cared or not. None of their feelings then approximated
+to definiteness, which was probably a mistake
+and in the end a pity. Peter Joneson’s at least tended
+towards definiteness and Mrs. Faning was pleased
+to accept his definite admiration of her person and
+personality.</p>
+
+<p>Peter Joneson used to come almost every afternoon
+and stay as long as he could. If he missed tea at the
+flat, he used to write rather a dull letter of apology or
+send some smutty flowers bought from the old woman
+sitting outside the public-house. He became a
+piece of movable furniture in the flat, like an old armchair
+for Guilda to rest on mentally or Mr. Faning
+to shift sometimes from the room unconsciously.
+Peter was punctual at coming and good at going.
+But it was all rather hazy. He was like a mouse to
+Guilda. Mr. Faning was one of the happily uninspired
+men who want nothing in life. Peter, of
+course, felt he wanted something. Guilda only wanted
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</span>to want something. For want of something, she
+began to train herself to want Peter. Peter, of course,
+wanted her in a comfortable sort of way but without
+evil prepense. She never dreamed of hunting Peter,
+for she had instinctive woman’s pride, if her suburban
+breeding did not allow her good taste. It was enough
+that she began to like Peter for the reflex of her liking
+to reflect itself fivefold from the lenses of his eyes.
+The invisible flash and counterflash did not produce
+discordancy but touched the same key, was wafted
+on the same plane and formed the same ray. The
+attraction between them was complete.</p>
+
+<p>But she made a mistake in showing him one day
+that she loved him, and Peter made the mistake of
+showing her husband that he had discovered that
+she loved him, and finally Mr. Faning made the mistake
+of showing his wife that he had begun to dislike the
+man she liked. For, of course, she only liked him
+the more. Hitherto, nothing had mattered. Peter
+had poised his own mind open and for the first time
+felt her emotions moving with his. He had always
+been prepared to fall in love. Not she, and she still
+hesitated to admit the great and spicy wind that
+bloweth from the South, after having been so long
+satisfied with the puffs and draughts and teacup-tempests
+that make up middle-class temperament
+in suburban flats. They had all three agreed in the
+wish to live comfortably and quietly. Neighbourly
+flirtation had suited both the Fanings, and Peter
+had made a well-conducted collusive foil to the
+husband. The passion that had suddenly flashed
+between him and Guilda was as upsetting to all as
+a hawk lighting on a canary cage or a thunderstone
+falling into a suburban rockery.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Faning was quite upset, for love had crossed
+his wife’s path once before. During courtship he had
+had a serious rival whom Guilda had loved to
+distraction, and the stronger she had loved the sadder
+and sicker the chosen lover had become until he died.
+This tale must be told without subterfuge or keeping
+back the point. Guilda said he had died of love,
+and married her second string. The neighbours
+said that Mr. Faning had put weed-killer in his tea.
+An old housekeeper with a drop of gipsy blood had
+said that Guilda, whether she knew it or not, had the
+evil eye and would be the death of any person she
+really loved. Mr. Faning, however, married her
+and had lived quite happily without a day’s illness
+ever since. This Mr. Faning had taken to disprove
+the theory thoroughly. Guilda used to laugh a
+little when he stated this view. More logically put,
+it showed that she did not love her husband or that
+the evil eye on her part was mythical. Just an
+empty superstition and she had put it quite out of
+her mind. Her married life had been quite uneventful
+and unsorrowed except for one thing. Whenever
+she had trained and come to love a dog, it was run
+over or disappeared mysteriously. There was Fido,
+crushed by a cart; there was Carlo, who had been
+twisted in the spokes of a butcherboy’s bicycle, and
+Horatio Bottomley, a magnificent bulldog, whom
+she had loved above all her pets individually and
+above the whole human race generally. Well, they
+had all come to grief and those whose bodies had
+been recovered lay in the dank little garden between
+the gate and the door of her house.</p>
+
+<p>And now romance had come with all its light
+radiancy of prelude, exciting her mind to an intense
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</span>pitch of curiosity as to what lay behind the next
+turning. She was in no hurry. She still cared for her
+husband exactly the same, without loving him.
+Peter she loved without really caring for him. She
+was still careful of her husband’s throat when he
+went out at night, while of Peter’s sore throat she
+seemed rather oblivious. Perhaps it made him more
+interesting because the sore throat had been developed
+in her service. Sensitive to the possibility of romance
+in the prosaic and humdrum surroundings of her
+home, Guilda felt that Peter’s mechanical arrivals
+with teapot and sugar basin must be changed. She
+quietly enjoined him to come at a later hour and
+never by the front door. He must climb into her
+drawing-room by the balcony and wait until she
+answered his taps. Somewhat against his will,
+Peter had submitted to this daily ordeal until the
+servants were as used to one form of entry as the
+other, and the policeman standing at the corner
+received a hint from Mr. Faning himself that his
+friend was not practising to be a burglar. Mr. Faning
+had been puzzled by this new departure, or new form
+of entry rather, but vaguely supposed it would
+satisfy Peter’s absurd affection for his wife.</p>
+
+<p>It didn’t. Peter left strips of skin on the rusty
+iron trellis-work and caught chills on wet draughty
+winter evenings. His hacking cough gave Guilda
+a sensation she thought she had long ago buried.
+And Peter, had he known, had no reason to complain
+of his cold, for it heightened Guilda’s love. Attraction
+had passed into love with her. It was then that
+Mr. Faning became aware, not of Peter’s love, which
+mattered nothing to him, but of Guilda’s which he had
+never possessed himself. This did seem to matter to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</span>him a great deal. It was no use her explaining that
+she only made Peter climb in for a joke. Mr. Faning
+banned a joke that made himself as ridiculous as
+Peter. Peter was told he was a good fellow, but his
+visits were limited in future to one a week, and
+would she be kind enough to admit him after ringing
+at the front door? As for Guilda, he told her that
+she was the laughing stock of the parish. Everybody
+knew she was pretending to be living in Mayfair and
+trying to show the neighbours that she secretly
+had a lover. It must stop!</p>
+
+<p>Guilda’s face crimsoned and her passionate fury
+allowed her no retort. She could have reconciled a
+jealous outburst from her husband with her romance,
+blows even and threats of divorce. But to be called
+the joke of the parish was more than she could bear.
+When he strode out angrily, she waited for Peter’s
+taps impatiently at the drawing-room window. They
+came.</p>
+
+<p>She preferred to be the tragedy of the parish rather
+than its joke. It had never occurred to her that
+she could be ridiculous. Romance was not ridiculous
+and she grated her teeth. There was a strange look
+on her face when she opened the glass door behind
+the curtains and let Peter come in coughing. Her
+eyes looked passionately upon him and a great
+tremor shook his lungs. It was some time before
+he could recover himself. She stroked his back and
+he dropped gratefully into a chair. For the first time
+pity passed into her love and love itself became
+fused to passion. She told him to follow her to
+her room, which Peter had never seen, never even
+imagined. It was quite like other bedrooms. That
+rather puzzled him, the same sort of furniture. All the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</span>wooden atmosphere of Maple’s, all the china soul
+of Whiteley’s, was there expressed with just the
+necessary alleviation of the feminine, the silk stockings
+hanging on the chair, the powder-puff and three
+dog collars on the dressing-table. He felt deliciously
+bewildered and tried to say something. One of her
+new garters, bought at a Selfridge sale, was on the
+bed. He was sorry it was not on the floor or he would
+have picked it up. As it was, he said “<i>Honi soit qui
+mal y pense</i>,” as he touched it. At that moment Mr.
+Faning came in.</p>
+
+<p>Guilda had already begun to pour out water into
+a basin and, picking a towel off the rack, slipped Peter’s
+hands into the warm water. Mr. Faning stood
+watching until she had washed them free from the
+soot and dried them between the fresh folds of the
+clean towel. Then Faning burst out angrily: “I
+came back just to see that this joke wouldn’t go too
+far, and I find you in my wife’s bedroom! Never
+come back into this house again.” He turned to his
+wife and re-knifed her with the foolish words “joke
+of the whole parish!” She never answered him, but
+bowed her head and kissed each of Peter’s hands....
+Peter went out shaking like a reed. When he reached
+his own rooms he found himself spitting blood. He
+stayed in for several days.</p>
+
+<p>Peter felt very distracted those days. He made
+no effort to communicate with the Fanings. He felt
+he had lost a man friend, and the affectionate companionship
+of his wife. Companionship he had regarded
+as heavenly, but a red-blooded intrigue struck
+him with all the discomforts of hell. He sat dimly
+facing the prospect of fire. He had been so happy
+in his paradisal peace. He had now no choice but to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</span>clear out altogether or throw himself beyond the old
+relationships of family friend, and consider the Faning
+household in the sombre guise of mistress and enemy.
+It was appalling to think of, and he spat blood steadily
+through a night until his landlady became alarmed
+and sent for the doctor. He was found to be quite
+ill, and suffering from tuberculosis.</p>
+
+<p>It was a month before he returned from the hospital.
+He had never let Guilda go far from his mind. How
+could he? He intended to be faithful to Mr. Faning’s
+injunction, and not cross the forbidden threshold....
+But as soon as he was walking about again he made
+a point of passing the flat every afternoon on his
+return from the office. Always at the same hour, at
+the hour of tea, he came, and stood, and went, while
+a fragrance as of the delicious teas of the past smote
+his memory each time. He knew then how deeply
+he was still in love with her. It gave him a queerly
+increasing throb each time. His regularity in passing
+under the old lodestar was noted by servants, and
+brought to Guilda’s notice with the half-humorous
+and half-sympathetic understanding which can make
+servants and mistresses kin. One evening Guilda
+was watching for his passage, and threw him down a
+token. It was not a very romantic one, but token
+it was.</p>
+
+<p>Peter was startled to be hit on the shoulder by an
+object flying out of the dusk as he stood absorbing
+his sip of evening melancholy. He picked it out of
+the mud. It was a dog’s collar, which he recognised,
+carried home, and considered carefully. He did not
+dare to look up. As he had suspected, it was one
+of the three dog collars that graced Guilda’s dressing-room.
+Apart from a hundred teas and the washing
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</span>of his hands it was the first present she had ever given
+him. He turned it over again and again in his hands,
+and then he began turning it in his mind. He could
+not be faithless to the token she had given him, even
+though it was but a morgan fey beckoning out of the
+fog. An unseen light flickered before his closed eyes.
+A tremendous sadness passed into his temperament
+such as he had never felt before. It left him so uncomfortable
+that he tried to find a more ordinary
+name for it. He decided that it must be a form of
+illness. It was a natural weakness and reaction after
+the first days of convalescence. He was coughing
+again, but thank God! without spitting blood.</p>
+
+<p>The dog collar was perplexing. It might be interpreted
+in several ways. Firstly, he might be considered
+a dog and needing a collar and leash! Secondly,
+was he a drawing-room pet once more? Thirdly, she
+had once told him how deeply she had loved her dogs.
+Could he aspire to a share in the great love she had
+had for Fido, or in the holy emotion she once felt for
+Horatio Bottomley? He began to question himself
+seriously. But it was gratifying to be even noticed
+and, though the dog-collar had descended on the
+bridge of his nose like a leathery meteorite, it had
+already assumed the glamour of daystar in his mind.
+It was probably a contemptuous joke on her part,
+he told himself, perhaps even an act of hostility from
+Mr. Faning. He hated even to think that it might
+possibly be a practical joke on the part of a servant.
+He remembered the fate of Malvolio and shivered
+under the smart of ridicule. Of course there was the
+thousand-and-oneth chance, which makes the test
+of the lover—the chance that nobody would dream
+of following in commerce or in politics, or even in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</span>gambling, but the lover follows the thousandth chance.
+Deep below the strata of ten respectable generations
+there lay some spark of the Restoration in Peter
+Joneson, some chip even of some far-off but possibly
+prepossessing cavalier, enough to send him that evening
+to linger a second time under the Fanings’ flat.</p>
+
+<p>Half timid he felt, for his body was trembling all
+over, but half determined, as though he were fated
+to press his suit and be done with it. However, he
+took his stand under the flat, and fear was all but
+making him move after he had cast one rhapsodical
+glance through the fog when he stopped dead still!
+He thought he saw Guilda move against the blinds
+of her bedroom, and all the pleasant pusslike purring
+in his soul became embattled passion. Peter decided
+to climb to the top floor of the flat, the floor beyond
+the balcony where Guilda slept. Fastening the dog
+collar round his wrist, he screwed his shaky clerk’s
+hands to the sticking point and crawled up the trellis
+work. In two minutes he was gasping on the balcony
+and a fine sweat was blinding his eyes. Then he
+swung himself on the railing and began pulling his
+febrile body up the stone work. He had luckily lost
+a good deal of weight lately, but this was offset by loss
+of strength. He reached half-way, and felt he could
+get no further. The fog thickened, and he waited to
+gather his last energy. He would see Guilda. That
+he was sure of, and he bargained with his gods that if
+he saw her this once he was willing never to see her
+again. This once, this once, and his strength swayed
+on the tottering side of weakness. He could not tell
+whether it was weakness or strength that beat in his
+veins. He was not a psychologist or he would have
+known that it was neither. However, he hoped it was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</span>new strength, and began to drive his nails into the
+mortared chinks. He spent whole moments hanging
+by his finger-tips. What agony! His grateful palm
+closed round a helpful ledge. It was her window-ledge!
+And he drew himself up with a last effort.
+He was kneeling on the very sill and a warm light was
+bathing him, but he had not the necessary last half-ounce
+of strength left to raise his arm and tap the old
+signal. He sat puffing and sighing until Guilda heard
+unusual sounds and not catlike, or, she thought if it
+was, it was a very sick cat. She came to the window.
+Peter saw her shadow swim into the blind like some
+enormous bird, and, like a vulture’s crooked wings, her
+long arms, trailing bands of vesture, moving to the
+window-bolt and slowly opening it behind the undrawn
+blind ... “Peter, I knew it was you. I have been
+thinking of you all the evening. I had an idea that
+if I thought strongly enough you would come.” Peter
+extended his smeared and bleeding hand, on the hilt
+of which was fastened her dog collar.</p>
+
+<p>She laughed as she helped him into the room. It
+was the merry laugh of love achieving love....
+The window redescended. In the fog no one had
+seen. So Peter Joneson came within sight and touch
+of attaining the unattainable. He sank wearily but
+dreamily into an arm-chair. Dear, dear Guilda!
+She was pouring out the nice warm water again in a
+basin and bringing it to him. She was kneeling at his
+feet again with a nice crisp towel. He suppressed a
+frightful fit of coughing, which would not have chimed
+with the delectation of the moment. She had wiped
+the soot off his skin, and softened the clotted blood,
+and was drying his fingers, when suddenly the fresh
+blood began to spurt into the basin. There was quite
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</span>a nasty cut there. He must have struck a snag of
+glass in the mortar. She uttered an exclamation of
+grief which pierced his flesh as the glass did not. At
+the same moment the inclination to cough became his
+imperative and dominant sensation within. He felt
+he would burst if he could not shake his lungs into his
+throat. But with a stifling exercise of will power
+he drove it down his gullet, while Guilda tried to slake
+the flow of his blood. It did not seem possible to
+stop. She pulled the dog collar tighter and tighter
+round his wrist, and still the drops flowed. Peter
+watched her as in a kind of delicious nightmare, but
+he felt something heavier than iron was sinking on
+his chest. He must try and shake it off. Perhaps
+it was only a dream. He was awakened from his
+dream by a fierce thrill running through his body.
+His wide eyes stared at Guilda—stared and stared.
+Good God! her hands were laid on his cut. He
+could feel her staunching his blood. “Don’t, oh
+don’t trouble!” he cried on the top of a heaving crash
+in his breaking lungs. “Don’t! don’t! don’t!”
+“But I love and adore you, Peter. Can’t you feel
+how I love you?” And Peter, in frenzied and
+prostrate terror felt his blood surge fiercely, unsatedly,
+passionately—and then the crash came.
+His body broke asunder, and he slipped from her
+with a single gasp. He coughed savagely, and sank
+at her feet. He could just clasp them before he
+passed into unconsciousness.... She simply stared.</p>
+
+<p>When he awoke he felt endreamed not with the soft
+drowsiness that follows sleep, but startled with the
+horrible ticking beat with which one comes out of an
+anæsthetic. He tried to remember if he had been
+going to have an operation and could not, but there
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</span>was a doctor standing there, and holding his pulse
+with a grey face and a watch. Oh, thank heavens!
+It was the watch, and not his heart that was making
+that awful tick, tick, tick! Faning was standing
+there, which was curious, looking at him with a look
+still more curious. And why was he in a strange
+bedroom? Then he caught sight of Guilda. She was
+carrying a basin across the room full of blood....
+Then he remembered. She had washed his hands,
+and his eye followed her gratefully across the room.
+But he was growing weaker. Never had he felt so
+weak before. He was too exhausted to make sign
+or sound. He could hear the doctor talking; “I am
+sorry you did not send for me earlier, Mr. Faning,
+during the night, for he has been bleeding without
+cessation, and he must have been very anæmic before....”
+Peter’s eyes strayed to the bijou clock on the
+dressing-table. It was eight o’clock! Then he must
+have been two hours unconscious. He must have
+fainted. Then he noticed that it was daylight. Then
+he lay back, and gave up the ghost. Simply died!</p>
+
+<p>The doctor, as a matter of fact, had been expecting
+him to die since six o’clock. He had cut the main
+artery in his wrist and had died owing to blood failure
+during the night. The doctor sat a little puzzled.
+He had seen cases of bleeding to death before, and the
+rarer cases of bleeders who are liable to shed blood
+at a touch. But this was an accident, and he mentioned
+to Mr. Faning that it would involve an inquest.
+Faning blanched, for he wisely hated scandal more
+than sin, and the idea of a dead body being found in his
+wife’s bedroom was a confusing prospect. Coroners
+were so unsympathetic in these days. He suggested
+it to the doctor, and the doctor agreed that an inquest
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</span>would be awkward. What was particularly difficult
+for him was to explain where the man’s blood had
+gone to. There was only a pint or two in the basin
+and on the towels, and yet his veins were practically
+emptied. It would be a puzzling inquest, and had
+better be avoided. Guilda crept to the doorway and
+watched her husband and doctor deciding action.
+No servant was allowed to pry into her room that
+day, and it was given out that Guilda herself was
+unwell. She dropped into bed at Faning’s orders, and
+lay there half frightened, but weirdly sad and content.
+She slept until the evening without thinking
+of the corpse her husband had locked into the bathroom.
+At tea-time the doctor returned, and, when
+no one stood in the street, they pitched the body over
+the balcony into the garden where it fell with a sodden
+crash. Then they waited and waited, but no policeman
+came, no newsboy gave the alarm. Their plan
+was imminent and certain of success. The body would
+be found cold that night or in the morning by the milkman,
+and every policeman on the beat would testify
+to the peculiar character of the gentleman and his way
+of entering his friends’ houses. It suddenly occurred
+to the doctor that something would be missing. “The
+blood?” he said: “there is no blood in the garden.”
+Fortunately no servant had cleaned the basin, and
+the clotted fluid was diluted with hot water and carried
+carefully outside into the garden, and splashed about
+the crumpled figure under the trellis-work. Softly
+it sank into the gritty earth of two dogs’ graves.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_WEIRD_GILLY">
+ THE WEIRD GILLY
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Once upon a time—and a long time gone, before
+the wind and the rain had come to live in
+Ireland—O’Donnell held festival with the fine
+gentlemen of Donegal.</p>
+
+<p>They sat in the house at Ballyshannon which he
+had graven of yew and thatched with gulls’ plumes,
+and they feasted upon new of all meats, and old of all
+liquors. As they drank high and deep, their plaited
+hair fell over the wine cups their fathers had taken
+out of the graves of the Danes. In face of O’Donnell
+himself sat the Joyless Jug. It was called so because
+it had been used to fetch water by the patron saint
+of all the O’Donnell’s. It never ran dry on O’Donnell’s
+table, and this by the marvelling was esteemed a
+miracle.</p>
+
+<p>As the company peered through the lime-white
+arches of the hall into O’Donnell’s apple garden, they
+saw a strange gilly pricking the sour fruit with a
+javelin. O’Donnell sent a Saxon slave to bring him
+in. The stranger gave astonishment to them all. He
+wore patched hose over his swinging shanks, and a
+mantle that would have wrapped a mare and foal was
+gathered to his girdle. A naked sword trundled at
+his heel-tip, and he carried three charred javelins of
+holly. The puddle water splashed out of his deerskin
+brogues while his ear-tips peeped through his
+mantle hood.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</span></p>
+
+<p>“God save you and ripen your apples,” quoth he, and,
+as he smacked his lips, the wine leaped in their cups.</p>
+
+<p>“And who and wherefrom and whither exactly
+art thou?” asked O’Donnell.</p>
+
+<p>“My habits take me to Islay in Scotland one day,
+to the Island of Man another, and to Rathlin the
+next, for a ranting rambling rover I am.”</p>
+
+<p>“Your name? and you are welcome,” said
+O’Donnell.</p>
+
+<p>“The Gilly of the Gael.”</p>
+
+<p>“It is enough; sit where you would drink, and
+drink where you sit.”</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed,” said the Gilly, “I will sit, or I will sit
+not, as it pleases me. I would hear music to play the
+ache out of my legs and the water out of my shoes.”</p>
+
+<p>O’Donnell called his harpers to play smooth and
+soothing strains out of their live harps. They were
+the pride and power of O’Donnell’s entertaining.</p>
+
+<p>When the gilly had listened a while through his hood,
+he spoke to the harps: “I have never heard minstrelsy
+the like—not since I heard the musicians of
+Beelzebub tinkling iron with their sledgehammers on
+the nethermost ground-tier of Hell!”</p>
+
+<p>He seized a harp himself, and shook the last melody
+out of it. Then he played to the gentry of Donegal
+and such music that all the women travailing in the
+town and the gallants gashed in battle lying within,
+were soothed to sleep and stupor.</p>
+
+<p>“I perceive thou art an harmonious rogue,” said
+O’Donnell, and he forgave him the insult he had
+delivered upon the harps.</p>
+
+<p>“One day I am sweet, one day I am bitter,” quoth
+the Gilly, “one morning under sun, one evening under
+moon, and here one day, and not here the next.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</span></p>
+
+<p>O’Donnell saw a source of endless entertainment
+for the men of Ulster, and he told off twenty gallow-glasses,
+as they valued their straw and ale, to guard the
+gates, and he hid twenty horsemen in the apple grove.</p>
+
+<p>But the Gilly was gilly to no Lord.</p>
+
+<p>“Watch for me, ride for me,” cried he, “or I am
+clean away.” The gallow-glasses sprang to seize him
+leaving. But he passed them, and he ran through the
+horsemen, spearing their apples as he went. Then
+the riders rode each other down in tumult, and the
+gallow-glasses fell upon each other’s knives.</p>
+
+<p>But the Gilly was gone—and he left a herb for their
+healing, a little bundle of starwort, with O’Donnell’s
+watcher on the hills.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>At that time it chanced that the son of Desmond
+had gathered the men of South Munster to proclaim
+himself Desmond against his father. Hove the weird
+gilly within hearing;</p>
+
+<p>“God save you, and keep sprigs to your trees!”
+he cried entering.</p>
+
+<p>“And who art thou of all royal rascals and runners?”</p>
+
+<p>“I am Duartane O’Duartane, runner to the King
+of Ireland,” he told him, “and I have run Ireland
+from the shelly shore of Sligo to the mud mountains
+of Thomond.”</p>
+
+<p>“Play or be hung,” said Desmond, thinking the
+squelch of his brogues was all his music.</p>
+
+<p>The Gilly would not play, but when they ridiculed
+him he caught the harp from a blind harper of Desmond
+so swiftly that the harper thought the wind had
+taken it. First he made the harp sound, and then to
+sing, and at last to speak. The harp said:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</span></p>
+
+<p>“The music is not more lasting than the harp that
+begot it, and the sprig is not stronger than the tree
+that grew it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thou art a traitor to thy clan,” cried the young
+Desmond to the harp, and his men-at-arms cut the
+harp-strings with their swords. The Gilly slipped aside
+and called out: “One day I am sweet, another I am
+sour, one day in North Donegal, one day in South
+Munster,” and away he vanished like a twang of his
+music.</p>
+
+<p>It happed at the time of the Gilly’s raid and riot
+through Ireland that M’Keogh of Leinster, the hereditary
+crown-bearer and coroner to the MacMurrough,
+lay sick of a bog-palsy in his leg. The twelve royal
+physicians of Leinster were gathered about the one
+leg, for until he could walk the new MacMurrough
+might not come by his crown. To be crowned by a
+sick man was against the Brehon law of Ireland.</p>
+
+<p>Swung the Weird Gilly to sight.</p>
+
+<p>“Who art thou, watering my garden with thy
+brogues?” cried M’Keogh.</p>
+
+<p>“A medical student picking plants,” answered the
+Gilly, “and if you promised to put away all niggardliness,
+I would heal the sorriness of your shank.”</p>
+
+<p>“So be it,” said M’Keogh, and sent his gold robes
+to patch beggar’s rags at his gate.</p>
+
+<p>The Gilly slit a leaf of nightwort with his javelin
+and dropped it then and there on M’Keogh’s leg.
+With that, M’Keogh’s leg rose under him and started
+to run out of the house, and M’Keogh with it, and the
+twelve royal leeches of Leinster running after. There
+was no catching him till he tired toward evening.
+When they brought him back he offered the Gilly his
+one daughter for wife.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</span></p>
+
+<p>“It is well,” said the Gilly, “be she foul or be
+she fair, she shall be mine.”</p>
+
+<p>That night a banquet was spread with porridge
+for plenty and water for wine. But when the guests
+were gathered, a servant ran in crying:</p>
+
+<p>“The foreign physician is over the hills and faster than
+a russet hare between a day and a night of March.”</p>
+
+<p>“We knew he was a false rascal,” declared the
+twelve royal doctors of Leinster.</p>
+
+<p>At this time it chanced that Conor of Connaught
+was preparing to avenge a foul insult done upon the
+dead and the living of his country. A Connaught
+crone had lent a basket to a hag of Munster and had
+received neither it nor its eric-price in return. Sped
+the Gilly within speech of them. He was crossing the
+ridge of Ireland that runs from Dublin to Galway.</p>
+
+<p>“Who art thou, running with thy ribs wrapt up
+in a mantle?” asked Conor.</p>
+
+<p>“I am the Gruesome Gilly and I run through Ireland
+to see good wars and fair fighting, and if you would
+have me now I will join gladly.”</p>
+
+<p>“Will any hiring purchase you?” quoth Conor.</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing unfair to be done to me,” answered the
+Gilly.</p>
+
+<p>So he marched with the fighting men of Connaught
+and of Far-Connaught, till they overstepped the
+marches of Munster. Heaven gave them blessing,
+boon and victory, for they carried away two spotted
+cows from the Hag of Munster, and her one-horned
+bull, as a solace for the basket.</p>
+
+<p>When the men of Munster learnt of the disgrace
+befallen them, they marched for half a day and half
+a night. But the Gilly kept them at bay with his
+javelins in one hand, while he drove along the cattle
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</span>with the other. He kept running betwixt the prey and
+the pursuit till he was past the fords of the Shannon. It
+was the greatest cattle-spoil of the time, and gave
+hymning to harpers and piping to poets for a spring-tide.</p>
+
+<p>When they came to Conor’s house, Conor drained
+the first flagon of wine and left the Gilly thirsty.
+“The drink goes with the deed,” said the Gilly, and,
+before the words were with Conor, he had disappeared.</p>
+
+<p>At the same time, O’Kelly the King of the Kellies was
+bidding men to banquet. Came the Gilly within call.</p>
+
+<p>“Art thou a Kelly of Munster or a Kelly of
+Leinster?” was all the O’Kelly would ask a stranger.</p>
+
+<p>“I am neither, but a good conjurer,” said the
+Gilly, “and for five flagons I will prove the goodness
+of my art.”</p>
+
+<p>“Prove,” said O’Kelly, and five hundred Kellies
+shouted “Prove!”</p>
+
+<p>“I will wag one ear, while the other is still,” said
+the Gilly, and all the Kellies were silent for it seemed
+not easy to be done.</p>
+
+<p>Then the man of tricks tied one ear with the end of
+his mantle and wagged the other. O’Kelly gave him
+five flagons full.</p>
+
+<p>“I will show thee another,” said the Gilly, and
+pulling a long thread out of his mantle, he tossed it
+in a ball to the clouds. He drew his mantle over the
+end of the thread and a hare ran up and away to
+the clouds, and then a beagle, and then a dogboy,
+and, last of all, a fairy-woman. They listened to the
+merry hunting cry, until all had entered the mists.
+Then the Gilly reeled down the thread, and there
+was the hound picking the hare’s bones and the
+dogboy meshed in the hair of the fairy-woman.
+O’Kelly called for another trick.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</span></p>
+
+<p>“I know only one better,” said the Gilly, and
+vanished.</p>
+
+<p>That day MacMurrough King of Leinster was
+banqueting in his house. There were sixteen harpers
+playing for him to choose which should be the choice
+harper of Leinster.</p>
+
+<p>“Whence art thou?” asked MacMurrough.</p>
+
+<p>“One day am I in Islay and another in Man, one
+day with the heat and the next with the cold, one
+day with Conor and another with Kelly,” answered
+the Gilly.</p>
+
+<p>“How do my harpers harp with those of Conor
+and Kelly?” asked the King.</p>
+
+<p>“There is no music I would compare them with,”
+said the Gilly, “except the melodious thunder of the
+Porters in the Pit.”</p>
+
+<p>The King ordered him to be strung forthwith.</p>
+
+<p>When they had gibbeted him on the crow’s perch,
+they returned and met him coming out of the King’s
+house. They ran back and found it was the King
+himself they had hung, and the Gilly had left a sliver
+of batsbane for his anointing before burial.</p>
+
+<p>That time the Gilly was gone without saying farewell
+or fare-ill. Away he vanished with his roguery and
+ranting, with his wandering and his wizardry, as all
+magicians and artists, that shall be since or ever,
+must vanish and leave but a little breath of wonderment
+with the folk of the world.</p>
+
+<br>
+<p class="center">OREMUS</p>
+<br>
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center">
+JOHN LONG, LTD., PUBLISHERS, LONDON, ENGLAND, 1924</p>
+<hr class="tb1">
+<p class="center"><i>Wyman &amp; Sons, Ltd., Printers, London, Reading and Fakenham</i>
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+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"><div class="chapter"></div>
+<div class="transnote">
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="Transcribers_Note">
+ Transcriber’s Note:
+ </h2>
+
+
+
+<p>Obvious errors in punctuation have been silently corrected in this
+version, but minor inconsistencies and archaic forms have been retained
+as printed.</p>
+
+<p>The French in the <a href='#baudelaire'>Baudelaire prayer</a> has been silently corrected.</p>
+
+<p>The following changes have been made:</p>
+
+
+<p>On page 102: <a href='#cor_102'>belives <i>to</i> believes</a></p>
+
+<p>On page 131: <a href='#cor_131'>work <i>to</i> word</a></p>
+
+<p>On page 184: <a href='#cor_184'>or <i>to</i> of</a></p>
+
+<p>On page 213: <a href='#cor_213'>Spindlehorn <i>to</i> Spindelhorn</a></p>
+
+
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