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All rights reserved. + + * * * * * + + + _To Rosalind_ + + + + + Chapter 1 + + +It is difficult to know quite where to begin this story, but I have +fixed my choice on a certain Wednesday at luncheon at the Vicarage. +The conversation, though in the main irrelevant to the matter in hand, +yet contained one or two suggestive incidents which influenced later +developments. + +I had just finished carving some boiled beef (remarkably tough by the +way), and on resuming my seat I remarked, in a spirit most unbecoming +to my cloth, that anyone who murdered Colonel Protheroe would be doing +the world at large a service. + +My young nephew, Dennis, said instantly: + +"That'll be remembered against you when the old boy is found bathed in +blood. Mary will give evidence, won't you, Mary? And describe how you +brandished the carving knife in a vindictive manner." + +Mary, who is in service at the Vicarage as a stepping stone to better +things and higher wages, merely said, in a loud businesslike voice, +"Greens," and thrust a cracked dish at him in a truculent manner. + +My wife said in a sympathetic voice, "Has he been _very_ trying?" + +I did not reply at once, for Mary, setting the greens on the table with +a bang, proceeded to thrust a dish of singularly moist and unpleasant +dumplings under my nose. I said, "No, thank you," and she deposited the +dish with a clatter on the table and left the room. + +"It is a pity that I am such a shocking housekeeper," said my wife with +a tinge of genuine regret in her voice. + +I was inclined to agree with her. My wife's name is Griselda--a highly +suitable name for a parson's wife. But there the suitability ends. She +is not in the least meek. + +I have always been of the opinion that a clergyman should be unmarried. +Why I should have urged Griselda to marry me at the end of twenty-four +hours' acquaintance is a mystery to me. Marriage, I have always held, +is a serious affair, to be entered into only after long deliberation +and forethought, and suitability of tastes and inclinations is the most +important consideration. + +Griselda is nearly twenty years younger than myself. She is most +distractingly pretty and quite incapable of taking anything seriously. +She is incompetent in every way and extremely trying to live with. She +treats the Parish as a kind of huge joke arranged for her amusement. +I have endeavoured to form her mind and failed. I am more than ever +convinced that celibacy is desirable for the clergy. I have frequently +hinted as much to Griselda, but she has only laughed. + +"My dear," I said. "If you would only exercise a little care--" + +"I do sometimes," said Griselda. "But on the whole I think things go +worse when I'm trying. I'm evidently _not_ a housekeeper by nature. I +find it better to leave things to Mary and just make up my mind to be +uncomfortable and have nasty things to eat." + +"And what about your husband, my dear?" I said reproachfully and, +proceeding to follow the example of the devil in quoting Scripture for +his own ends, I added, "'She looketh to the ways of her household.'" + +"Think how lucky you are not to be torn to pieces by lions," said +Griselda quickly interrupting. "Or burnt at the stake. Bad food and +lots of dust and dead wasps is really nothing to make a fuss about. +Tell me more about Colonel Protheroe. At any rate the early Christians +were lucky enough not to have churchwardens." + +"Pompous old brute," said Dennis. "No wonder his first wife ran away +from him." + +"I don't see what else she could do," said my wife. + +"Griselda," I said sharply. "I will not have you speaking in that way." + +"Darling," said my wife affectionately. "Tell me about him. What was +the trouble? Was it Mr. Hawes' becking and nodding and crossing himself +every other minute?" + +Hawes is our new curate. He has been with us just over three weeks. +He has High Church views and fasts on Fridays. Colonel Protheroe is a +great opposer of ritual in any form. + +"Not this time. He did touch on it in passing. No, the whole trouble +arose out of Mrs. Price Ridley's wretched pound note." + +Mrs. Price Ridley is a devout member of my congregation. Attending +early service on the anniversary of her son's death, she put a +pound note into the offertory bag. Later, reading the amount of the +collection posted up, she was pained to observe that one ten-shilling +note was the highest item mentioned. + +She complained to me about it, and I pointed out, very reasonably, that +she must have made a mistake. + +"We're none of us so young as we were," I said, trying to turn it off +tactfully. "And we must pay the penalty of advancing years." + +Strangely enough my words only seemed to incense her further. She said +that things had a very odd look and that she was surprised I didn't +think so also. And she flounced away and, I gather, took her troubles +to Colonel Protheroe. Protheroe is the kind of man who enjoys making +a fuss on every conceivable occasion. He made a fuss. It is a pity he +made it on a Wednesday. I teach in the Church Day School on Wednesday +mornings, a proceeding that causes me acute nervousness and leaves me +unsettled for the rest of the day. + +"Well, I suppose he must have some fun," said my wife, with the air of +trying to sum up the position impartially. "Nobody flutters round him +and calls him the dear Vicar, and embroiders awful slippers for him, +and gives him bedsocks for Christmas. Both his wife and his daughter +are fed to the teeth with him. I suppose it makes him happy to feel +important somewhere." + +"He needn't be offensive about it," I said with some heat. "I don't +think he quite realized the implications of what he was saying. He +wants to go over all the Church accounts--in case of defalcations--that +was the word he used. Defalcations! Does he suspect me of embezzling +the Church funds?" + +"Nobody would suspect you of anything, darling," said Griselda. +"You're so transparently above suspicion that really it would be a +marvellous opportunity. I wish you'd embezzle the S.P.G. funds. I hate +missionaries--I always have." + +I would have reproved her for that sentiment, but Mary entered at that +moment with a partially cooked rice pudding. I made a mild protest, but +Griselda said that the Japanese always ate half cooked rice and had +marvellous brains in consequence. + +"I daresay," she said, "that if you had a rice pudding like this every +day till Sunday, you'd preach the most marvellous sermon." + +"Heaven forbid," I said with a shudder. + +"Protheroe's coming over tomorrow evening and we're going over the +accounts together," I went on. "I must finish preparing my talk for the +C.E.M.S. today. Looking up a reference I became so engrossed in Canon +Shirley's 'Reality' that I haven't got on as well as I should. What are +you doing this afternoon, Griselda?" + +"My duty," said Griselda. "My duty as the Vicaress. Tea and scandal at +four-thirty." + +"Who is coming?" + +Griselda ticked them off on her fingers with a glow of virtue on her +face. + +"Mrs. Price Ridley, Miss Wetherby, Miss Hartnell and that terrible Miss +Marple." + +"I rather like Miss Marple," I said. "She has, at least, a sense of +humour." + +"She's the worst cat in the village," said Griselda. "And she always +knows every single thing that happens--and draws the worst inferences +from it." + +Griselda, as I have said, is much younger than I am. At my time of +life, one knows that the worst is usually true. + +"Well, don't expect _me_ in for tea, Griselda," said Dennis. + +"Beast!" said Griselda. + +"Yes, but look here, the Protheroes really _did_ ask me for tennis +today." + +"Beast!" said Griselda again. + +Dennis beat a prudent retreat, and Griselda and I went together into my +study. + +"I wonder what we shall have for tea," said Griselda seating herself +on my writing table. "Dr. Stone and Miss Cram, I suppose, and perhaps +Mrs. Lestrange. By the way, I called on her yesterday, but she was out. +Yes, I'm sure we shall have Mrs. Lestrange for tea. It's so mysterious, +isn't it, her arriving like this and taking a house down here, and +hardly ever going outside it? Makes one think of detective stories. You +know--'_Who was she, the mysterious woman with the pale beautiful face? +What was her past history? Nobody knew. There was something faintly +sinister about her._' I believe Dr. Haydock knows something about her." + +"You read too many detective stories, Griselda," I observed mildly. + +"What about you?" she retorted. "I was looking everywhere for 'The +Stain on the Stairs' the other day when you were in here writing a +sermon. And at last I came in to ask you if you'd seen it anywhere, and +what did I find?" + +I had the grace to blush. + +"I picked it up at random. A chance sentence caught my eye and--" + +"I know those chance sentences," said Griselda. She quoted +impressively, "'_And then a very curious thing happened--Griselda rose, +crossed the room and kissed her elderly husband affectionately._'" + +She suited the action to the word. + +"Is that a very curious thing?" I inquired. + +"Of course it is," said Griselda. "Do you realize, Len, that I might +have married a Cabinet Minister, a Baronet, a rich Company Promoter, +three subalterns and a ne'er-do-well with attractive manners, and that +instead I chose you? Didn't it astonish you very much?" + +"At the time it did," I replied. "I have often wondered why you did +it." + +Griselda sighed. + +"It made me feel so powerful," she murmured. "The others thought me +simply wonderful, and of course it would have been very nice for _them_ +to have _me_. But I'm everything you most dislike and disapprove of, +and yet you couldn't withstand me! My vanity couldn't hold out against +that. It's so much nicer to be a secret and delightful sin to anybody +than to be a feather in his cap. I make you frightfully uncomfortable +and stir you up the wrong way the whole time, and yet you adore me +madly. You do adore me madly, don't you?" + +"Naturally, I am very fond of you, my dear." + +"Oh! Len, you adore me. Do you remember that day when I stayed up in +town and sent you a wire you never got because the postmistress's +sister was having twins and she forgot to send it round? The state you +got into, and you telephoned Scotland Yard and made the most frightful +fuss." + +There are things one hates being reminded of. I had really been +strangely foolish on the occasion in question. I said: + +"If you don't mind, dear, I want to get on with the C.E.M.S." + +Griselda gave a sigh of intense irritation, ruffled my hair up on end, +smoothed it down again, said: + +"You don't deserve me. You really don't. I'll have an affair with the +artist. I will--really and truly. And then think of the scandal in the +parish." + +"There's a good deal already," I said mildly. + +Griselda laughed, blew me a kiss, and departed through the window. + + + + + Chapter 2 + + +Griselda is a very irritating woman. On leaving the luncheon table, I +had felt myself to be in a good mood for preparing a really forceful +address for the Church of England Men's Society. Now I felt restless +and disturbed. + +Just when I was really settling down to it, Lettice Protheroe drifted +in. + +I use the word "drifted" advisedly. I have read novels in which young +people are described as bursting with energy--_joie de vivre_, the +magnificent vitality of youth. Personally, all the young people I come +across have the air of amiable wraiths. + +Lettice was particularly wraith-like this afternoon. She is a pretty +girl, very tall and fair and completely vague. She drifted through the +French window, absently pulled off the yellow beret she was wearing, +and murmured vaguely with a kind of far-away surprise. + +"Oh! It's you." + +There is a path from Old Hall through the woods which comes out by our +garden gate, so that most people coming from there come in at that +gate and up to the study window instead of going a long way round by +the road and coming to the front door. I was not surprised at Lettice +coming in this way, but I did a little resent her attitude. + +If you come to a Vicarage, you ought to be prepared to find a Vicar. + +She came in and collapsed in a crumpled heap in one of my big arm +chairs. She plucked aimlessly at her hair, staring at the ceiling. + +"Is Dennis anywhere about?" + +"I haven't seen him since lunch. I understood he was going to play +tennis at your place." + +"Oh!" said Lettice. "I hope he isn't. He won't find anybody there." + +"He said you'd asked him." + +"I believe I did. Only that was Friday. And today's Tuesday." + +"It's Wednesday," I said. + +"Oh! how dreadful," said Lettice. "That means that I've forgotten to go +to lunch with some people for the third time." + +Fortunately it didn't seem to worry her much. + +"Is Griselda anywhere about?" + +"I expect you'll find her in the studio in the garden--sitting to +Lawrence Redding." + +"There's been quite a shemozzle about him," said Lettice. "With Father, +you know. Father's dreadful." + +"What was the she--whatever it was, about?" I inquired. + +"About his painting me. Father found out about it. Why shouldn't I be +painted in my bathing dress? If I go on a beach in it, why shouldn't I +be painted in it?" + +Lettice paused and then went on. + +"It's really absurd--Father forbidding a young man the house. Of +course, Lawrence and I simply shriek about it. I shall come and be done +here in your studio." + +"No, my dear," I said. "Not if your father forbids it." + +"Oh! dear," said Lettice sighing. "How tiresome everyone is. I feel +shattered. Definitely. If only I had some money I'd go away, but +without it I can't. If only Father would be decent and die, I should be +all right." + +"You must not say things like that, Lettice." + +"Well, if he doesn't want me to want him to die, he shouldn't be so +horrible over money. I don't wonder Mother left him. Do you know for +years I believed she was dead. What sort of a young man did she run +away with? Was he nice?" + +"It was before your father came to live here." + +"I wonder what's become of her. I expect Anne will have an affair with +someone soon. Anne hates me--she's quite decent to me, but she hates +me. She's getting old and she doesn't like it. That's the age you break +out, you know." + +I wondered if Lettice was going to spend the entire afternoon in my +study. + +"You haven't seen my gramophone records, have you?" she asked. + +"No." + +"How tiresome. I know I've left them somewhere. And I've lost the dog. +And my wristwatch is somewhere, only it doesn't much matter because it +won't go. Oh! dear, I am so sleepy. I can't think why, because I didn't +get up till eleven. But life's very shattering, don't you think? Oh! +dear, I must go. I'm going to see Dr. Stone's barrow at three o'clock." + +I glanced at the clock and remarked that it was now five and twenty to +four. + +"Oh! is it? How dreadful if they've waited or if they've gone without +me. I suppose I'd better go down and do something about it." + +She got up and drifted out again murmuring over her shoulder. + +"You'll tell Dennis, won't you?" + +I said "Yes" mechanically, only realizing too late that I had no +idea what it was I was to tell Dennis. But I reflected that in all +probability it did not matter. I fell to cogitating on the subject of +Dr. Stone, a well known archæologist who had recently come to stay +at the Blue Boar, while he superintended the excavation of a barrow +situated on Colonel Protheroe's property. There had already been +several disputes between him and the Colonel. I was amused at his +appointment to take Lettice to see the operations. + +It occurred to me that Lettice Protheroe was something of a minx. +I wondered how she would get on with the archæologist's secretary, +Miss Cram. Miss Cram is a healthy young woman of twenty-five, noisy +in manner, with a high colour, fine animal spirits and a mouth that +always seems to have more than its full share of teeth. + +Village opinion is divided as to whether she is no better than she +should be, or else a young woman of iron virtue who purposes to become +Mrs. Stone at an early opportunity. She is in every way a great +contrast to Lettice. + +I could imagine that the state of things at Old Hall might not be too +happy. Colonel Protheroe had married again some five years previously. +The second Mrs. Protheroe was a remarkably handsome woman in a rather +unusual style. I had always guessed that the relations between her and +her stepdaughter were not too happy. + +I had one more interruption. This time, it was my curate, Hawes. He +wanted to know the details of my interview with Protheroe. I told him +that the Colonel had deplored his "Romish tendencies," but that the +real purpose of his visit had been on quite another matter. At the same +time, I entered a protest of my own, and told him plainly that he must +conform to my ruling. On the whole, he took my remarks very well. + +I felt rather remorseful, when he had gone, for not liking him better. +These irrational likes and dislikes that one takes to people are, I am +sure, very unchristian. + +With a sigh, I realized that the hands of the clock on my writing table +pointed to a quarter to five, a sign that it was really half past four, +and I made my way to the drawing room. + +Four of my parishioners were assembled there with teacups. Griselda sat +behind the tea table trying to look natural in her environment, but +only succeeding in looking more out of place than usual. + +I shook hands all round and sat down between Miss Marple and Miss +Wetherby. + +Miss Marple is a white-haired old lady with a gentle appealing +manner--Miss Wetherby is a mixture of vinegar and gush. Of the two Miss +Marple is much the more dangerous. + +"We were just talking," said Griselda in a honey-sweet voice, "about +Dr. Stone and Miss Cram." + +A ribald rhyme concocted by Dennis shot through my head. + +"Miss Cram doesn't give a damn." + +I had a sudden yearning to say it out loud and observe the effect, but +fortunately I refrained. + +Miss Wetherby said tersely: + +"No nice girl would do it," and shut her thin lips disapprovingly. + +"Do what?" I inquired. + +"Be a secretary to an unmarried man," said Miss Wetherby in a horrified +tone. + +"Oh! my dear," said Miss Marple. "_I_ think married ones are the worst. +Remember poor Mollie Carter." + +"Married men living apart from their wives are, of course, notorious," +said Miss Wetherby. + +"And even some of the ones living with their wives," murmured Miss +Marple. "I remember--" + +I interrupted these unsavoury reminiscences. + +"But surely," I said, "in these days a girl can take a post in just the +same way as a man does." + +"To come away to the country? And stay at the same hotel?" said Mrs. +Price Ridley in a severe voice. + +Miss Wetherby murmured to Miss Marple in a low voice: + +"And all the bedrooms on the same floor...." + +They exchanged glances. + +Miss Hartnell, who is weather-beaten and jolly and much dreaded by the +poor, observed in a loud, hearty voice: + +"The poor man will be caught before he knows where he is. He's as +innocent as a babe unborn, you can see that." + +Curious what turns of phrase we employ. None of the ladies present +would have dreamed of alluding to an actual baby till it was safely in +the cradle, visible to all. + +"Disgusting, I call it," continued Miss Hartnell with her usual +tactlessness. "The man must be at least twenty-five years older than +she is." + +Three female voices rose at once making disconnected remarks about the +Choir Boys' Outing, the regrettable incident at the last Mothers' +Meeting, and the draughts in the Church. Miss Marple twinkled at +Griselda. + +"Don't you think," said my wife, "that Miss Cram may just like having +an interesting job, and that she considers Dr. Stone just as an +employer?" + +There was a silence. Evidently none of the four ladies agreed. Miss +Marple broke the silence by patting Griselda on the arm. + +"My dear," she said, "you are very young. The young have such innocent +minds." + +Griselda said indignantly that she hadn't got at all an innocent mind. + +"Naturally," said Miss Marple, unheeding of the protest, "you think the +best of everyone." + +"Do you really think she wants to marry that bald-headed, dull man?" + +"I understand he is quite well off," said Miss Marple. "Rather a +violent temper, I'm afraid. He had quite a serious quarrel with Colonel +Protheroe the other day." + +Everyone leaned forward interestedly. + +"Colonel Protheroe accused him of being an ignoramus." + +"How like Colonel Protheroe, and how absurd," said Mrs. Price Ridley. + +"Very like Colonel Protheroe, but I don't know about it being absurd," +said Miss Marple. "You remember the woman who came down here and +said she represented Welfare, and after taking subscriptions she was +never heard of again, and proved to have nothing whatever to do with +Welfare. One is so inclined to be trusting and take people at their own +valuation." + +I should never have dreamed of describing Miss Marple as trusting. + +"There's been some fuss about that young artist, Mr. Redding, hasn't +there?" asked Miss Wetherby. + +Miss Marple nodded. + +"Colonel Protheroe turned him out of the house. It appears he was +painting Lettice in her bathing dress." + +Suitable sensation! + +"I always _thought_ there was something between them," said Mrs. Price +Ridley. "That young fellow is always mouching off up there. Pity the +girl hasn't got a mother. A stepmother is never the same thing." + +"I daresay Mrs. Protheroe does her best," said Miss Hartnell. + +"Girls are so sly," deplored Mrs. Price Ridley. + +"Quite a romance, isn't it?" said the softer hearted Miss Wetherby. +"He's a very good-looking young fellow." + +"But loose," said Miss Hartnell. "Bound to be. An artist! Paris! +Models! The Altogether!" + +"Painting her in her bathing dress," said Mrs. Price Ridley. + +"Not quite nice." + +"He's painting me too," said Griselda. + +"But not in your bathing dress, dear," said Miss Marple. + +"It might be worse," said Griselda solemnly. + +"Naughty girl," said Miss Hartnell, taking the joke broadmindedly. +Everybody else looked slightly shocked. + +"Did dear Lettice tell you of the trouble?" asked Miss Marple of me. + +"Tell me?" + +"Yes. I saw her pass through the garden and go round to the study +window." + +Miss Marple always sees everything. Gardening is as good as a smoke +screen, and the habit of observing birds through powerful glasses can +always be turned to account. + +"She mentioned it, yes," I admitted. + +"Mr. Hawes looked worried," said Miss Marple. "I hope he hasn't been +working too hard." + +"Oh!" cried Miss Wetherby excitedly. "I quite forgot. I knew I had some +news for you. I saw Dr. Haydock coming out of Mrs. Lestrange's cottage." + +Everyone looked at each other. + +"Perhaps she's ill," suggested Mrs. Price Ridley. + +"It must have been very sudden, if so," said Miss Hartnell. "For I saw +her walking round her garden at three o'clock this afternoon, and she +seemed in perfect health." + +"She and Dr. Haydock must be old acquaintances," said Mrs. Price +Ridley, "He's been very quiet about it." + +"It's curious," said Miss Wetherby, "that he's never _mentioned_ it." + +"As a matter of fact--" said Griselda in a low, mysterious voice, and +stopped. + +Everyone leaned forward excitedly. + +"I happen to _know_," said Griselda impressively. "Her husband was a +missionary. Terrible story. _He was eaten_, you know. Actually eaten. +And she was forced to become the Chief's head wife. Dr. Haydock was +with an expedition and rescued her." + +For a moment excitement was rife, then Miss Marple said reproachfully, +but with a smile: + +"Naughty girl!" + +She tapped Griselda reprovingly on the arm. + +"Very unwise thing to do, my dear. If you make up these things, +people are quite likely to believe them. And sometimes that leads to +complications." + +A distinct frost had come over the assembly. Two of the ladies rose to +take their departure. + +"I wonder if there _is_ anything between young Lawrence Redding and +Lettice Protheroe," said Miss Wetherby. "It certainly looks like it. +What do you think, Miss Marple?" + +Miss Marple seemed thoughtful. + +"I shouldn't have said so myself. Not _Lettice_. _Quite_ another +person, I should have said." + +"But Colonel Protheroe must have thought--" + +"He has always struck me as rather a stupid man," said Miss Marple. +"The kind of man who gets the wrong idea into his head and is obstinate +about it. Do you remember Joe Bucknell who used to keep the Blue Boar? +Such a to-do about his daughter carrying on with young Bailey. And all +the time it was that minx of a wife of his." + +She was looking full at Griselda as she spoke, and I suddenly felt a +wild surge of anger. + +"Don't you think, Miss Marple," I said, "that we're all inclined to let +our tongues run away with us too much? Charity thinketh no evil, you +know. Inestimable harm may be done by the foolish wagging of tongues in +ill-natured gossip." + +"Dear Vicar," said Miss Marple, "you are so unworldly. I'm afraid that, +observing human nature for as long as I have done, one gets not to +expect very much from it. I daresay idle tittle-tattle is very wrong +and unkind, but it is so often true, isn't it?" + +That last Parthian shot went home. + + + + + Chapter 3 + + +"Nasty old cat," said Griselda as soon as the door was closed. She made +a face in the direction of the departing visitors and then looked at me +and laughed. + +"Len, do you really suspect me of having an affair with Lawrence +Redding?" + +"My dear, of course not." + +"But you thought Miss Marple was hinting at it. And you rose to my +defence simply beautifully. Like--like an angry tiger." + +A momentary uneasiness assailed me. A clergyman of the Church of +England ought never to put himself in the position of being described +as an angry tiger. However, I trusted that Griselda exaggerated. + +"I felt the occasion could not pass without a protest," I said. "But +Griselda, I wish you would be a little more careful in what you say." + +"Do you mean the cannibal story?" she asked. "Or the suggestion that +Lawrence was painting me in the nude? If they only knew that he was +painting me in a thick cloak with a very high fur collar--the sort of +thing that you could go quite purely to see the Pope in--not a bit of +sinful flesh showing anywhere! In fact, it's all marvellously pure. +Lawrence never even attempts to make love to me--I can't think why." + +"Surely, knowing that you're a married woman--" + +"Don't pretend to come out of the Ark, Len. You know very well that an +attractive woman with an elderly husband is a kind of gift from heaven +to a young man. There must be some other reason--It's not that I'm +unattractive--I'm not." + +"Surely you don't want him to make love to you?" + +"N-n-o," said Griselda with more hesitation than I thought becoming. + +"If he's in love with Lettice Protheroe--" + +"Miss Marple didn't seem to think he was." + +"Miss Marple may be mistaken." + +"She never is. That kind of old cat is always right." She paused a +minute and then said, with a quick, sidelong glance at me, "You do +believe me, don't you? I mean, that there's nothing between Lawrence +and me." + +"My dear Griselda," I said surprised. "Of course." + +My wife came across and kissed me. + +"I wish you weren't so terribly easy to deceive, Len. You'd believe me +whatever I said." + +"I should hope so. But, my dear, I do beg of you to guard your tongue +and be careful what you say. These women are singularly deficient in +humour, remember, and take everything seriously." + +"What they need," said Griselda, "is a little immorality in their +lives. Then they wouldn't be so busy looking for it in other people's." + +On this she left the room, and, glancing at my watch, I hurried out to +pay some visits that ought to have been made earlier in the day. + +The Wednesday evening service was sparsely attended as usual, but when +I came out through the Church, after disrobing in the Vestry, it was +empty save for a woman who stood staring up at one of our windows. We +have some rather fine old stained glass, and indeed the Church itself +is well worth looking at. She turned at my footsteps, and I saw that it +was Mrs. Lestrange. + +We both hesitated a moment and then I said: + +"I hope you like our little church." + +"I've been admiring the screen," she said. + +Her voice was pleasant, low yet very distinct with a clearcut +enunciation. She added: + +"I'm so sorry to have missed your wife yesterday." + +We talked a few minutes longer about the church. She was evidently a +cultured woman who knew something of church history and architecture. +We left the building together and walked down the road, since one way +to the Vicarage led past her house. As we arrived at the gate, she said +pleasantly: + +"Come in, won't you? And tell me what you think of what I have done." + +I accepted the invitation. Little Gates had formerly belonged to +an Anglo-Indian Colonel, and I could not help feeling relieved by +the disappearance of the brass tables and the Burmese idols. It was +furnished now very simply but in exquisite taste. There was a sense of +harmony and rest about it. + +Yet I wondered more and more what had brought such a woman as Mrs. +Lestrange to St. Mary Mead. She was so very clearly a woman of the +world that it seemed a strange taste to bury herself in a country +village. + +In the clear light of her drawing room I had an opportunity of +observing her closely for the first time. + +She was a very tall woman. Her hair was gold with a tinge of red in it. +Her eyebrows and eyelashes were dark, whether by art or by nature I +could not decide. If she was, as I thought, made up, it was done very +artistically. There was something Sphinxlike about her face when it was +in repose, and she had the most curious eyes I have ever seen--they +were almost golden in shade. + +Her clothes were perfect, and she had all the ease of manner of a +well-bred woman, and yet there was something about her that was +incongruous and baffling. You felt that she was a mystery. The word +Griselda had used occurred to me--_sinister_. Absurd, of course, and +yet--was it so absurd? The thought sprang unbidden into my mind: + +"This woman would stick at nothing." + +Our talk was on most normal lines--pictures, books, old churches. Yet +somehow I got very strongly the impression that there was something +else--something of quite a different nature that Mrs. Lestrange wanted +to say to me. + +I caught her eyes on me once or twice, looking at me with a curious +hesitancy, as though she were unable to make up her mind. She kept the +talk, I noticed, strictly to impersonal subjects. She made no mention +of a husband, or of friends or relations. + +But all the time there was that strange, urgent appeal in her glance. +It seemed to say, "Shall I tell you? I want to. Can't you help me?" + +Yet in the end it died away--or perhaps it had all been my fancy. I had +the feeling that I was being dismissed. I rose and took my leave. As I +went out of the room, I glanced back and saw her staring after me with +a puzzled, doubtful expression. On an impulse I came back. + +"If there is anything I can do--" + +She said doubtfully, "It's very kind of you--" + +We were both silent. Then she said: + +"I wish I knew. It's difficult. No, I don't think anyone can help me. +But thank you for offering to do so." + +That seemed final, so I went. But as I did so, I wondered. We are not +used to mysteries in St. Mary Mead. + +So much is this the case that as I emerged from the gate I was pounced +upon. Miss Hartnell is very good at pouncing in a heavy and cumbrous +way. + +"_I_ saw you!" she exclaimed with ponderous humour. "And I _was_ so +excited. Now you can tell us all about it." + +"About what?" + +"The mysterious lady! Is she a widow or has she a husband somewhere?" + +"I really couldn't say. She didn't tell me." + +"How very peculiar. One would think she would be certain to mention +something casually. It almost looks, doesn't it, as though she had a +reason for not speaking?" + +"I really don't see that." + +"Ah! but as dear Miss Marple says, you are so unworldly, dear Vicar. +Tell me, has she known Dr. Haydock long?" + +"She didn't mention him, so I don't know." + +"Really? But what did you talk about then?" + +"Pictures, music, books," I said truthfully. + +Miss Hartnell, whose only topics of conversation are the purely +personal, looked suspicious and unbelieving. Taking advantage of a +momentary hesitation on her part as to how to proceed next, I bade her +good night and walked rapidly away. + +I called in at a house farther down the village and returned to the +Vicarage by the garden gate, passing, as I did so, the danger point +of Miss Marple's garden. However, I did not see how it was humanly +possible for the news of my visit to Mrs. Lestrange to have yet reached +her ears, so I felt reasonably safe. + +As I latched the gate, it occurred to me that I would just step down +to the shed in the garden which young Lawrence Redding was using as a +studio, and see for myself how Griselda's portrait was progressing. + +I append a rough sketch here which will be useful in the light of after +happenings, only sketching in such details as are necessary. + +[Illustration] + +I had no idea there was anyone in the studio. There had been no voices +from within to warn me, and I suppose that my own footsteps made no +noise upon the grass. + +I opened the door and then stopped awkwardly on the threshold. For +there were two people in the studio, and the man's arms were round the +woman and he was kissing her passionately. + +The two people were the artist, Lawrence Redding, and Mrs. Protheroe. + +I backed out precipitately and beat a retreat to my study. There +I sat down in a chair, took out my pipe, and thought things over. +The discovery had come as a great shock to me. Especially since my +conversation with Lettice that afternoon, I had felt fairly certain +that there was some kind of understanding growing up between her and +the young man. Moreover, I was convinced that she herself thought so. +I felt positive that she had no idea of the artist's feelings for her +stepmother. + +A nasty tangle. I paid a grudging tribute to Miss Marple. She had not +been deceived, but had evidently suspected the true state of things +with a fair amount of accuracy. I had entirely misread her meaning +glance at Griselda. + +I had never dreamed of considering Mrs. Protheroe in the matter. +There has always been rather a suggestion of Cæsar's wife about Mrs. +Protheroe--a quiet, self-contained woman whom one would not suspect of +any great depths of feeling. + +I had got to this point in my meditations when a tap on my study +window roused me. I got up and went to it. Mrs. Protheroe was standing +outside. I opened the window and she came in, not waiting for an +invitation on my part. She crossed the room in a breathless sort of way +and dropped down on the sofa. + +I had the feeling that I had never really seen her before. The quiet, +self-contained woman that I knew had vanished. In her place was a +quick-breathing, desperate creature. For the first time I realized that +Anne Protheroe was beautiful. + +She was a brown-haired woman with a pale face and very deep-set +grey eyes. She was flushed now and her breast heaved. It was as +though a statue had suddenly come to life. I blinked my eyes at the +transformation. + +"I thought it best to come," she said. "You--you saw just now?" + +I bowed my head. + +She said very quietly, "We love each other." + +And even in the middle of her evident distress and agitation she could +not keep a little smile from her lips. The smile of a woman who sees +something very beautiful and wonderful. + +I still said nothing, and she added presently: + +"I suppose to you that seems very wrong?" + +"Can you expect me to say anything else, Mrs. Protheroe?" + +"No--no; I suppose not." + +I went on, trying to make my voice as gentle as possible: + +"You are a married woman--" + +She interrupted me. + +"Oh! I know--I know. Do you think I haven't gone over all that +again and again? I'm not a bad woman really--I'm not. And things +aren't--aren't--as you might think they are." + +I said gravely, "I'm glad of that." + +She asked rather timorously: + +"Are you going to tell my husband?" + +I said rather drily: + +"There seems to be a general idea that a clergyman is incapable of +behaving like a gentleman. That is not true." + +She threw me a grateful glance. + +"I'm so unhappy. Oh! I'm so dreadfully unhappy. I can't go on. I simply +can't go on. And I don't know what to do." Her voice rose with a +slightly hysterical note in it. "You don't know what my life is like. +I've been miserable with Lucius from the beginning. No woman could +be happy with him. I wish he were dead. It's awful, but I do. I'm +desperate. I tell you, I'm desperate." + +She started and looked over at the window. + +"What was that? I thought I heard someone? Perhaps it's Lawrence." + +I went over to the window, which I had not closed, as I had thought. I +stepped out and looked down the garden, but there was no one in sight. +Yet I was almost convinced that I, too, had heard someone. Or perhaps +it was her certainty that had convinced me. + +When I re-entered the room she was leaning forward, drooping her head +down. She looked the picture of despair. She said again: + +"I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do." + +I came and sat down beside her. I said the things I thought it was +my duty to say, and tried to say them with the necessary conviction, +uneasily conscious all the time that that same morning I had given +voice to the sentiment that a world without Colonel Protheroe in it +would be improved for the better. + +Above all, I begged her to do nothing rash. To leave her home and her +husband was a very serious step. + +I don't suppose I convinced her. I have lived long enough in the world +to know that arguing with anyone in love is next door to useless, but I +do think my words brought to her some measure of comfort. + +When she rose to go, she thanked me, and promised to think over what I +had said. + +Nevertheless, when she had gone, I felt very uneasy. I felt that +hitherto I had misjudged Anne Protheroe's character. She impressed +me now as a very desperate woman, the kind of woman who would stick +at nothing, once her emotions were aroused. And she was desperately, +wildly, madly in love with Lawrence Redding, a man several years +younger than herself. + +I didn't like it. + + + + + Chapter 4 + + +I had entirely forgotten that we had asked Lawrence Redding to dinner +that night. When Griselda burst in and scolded me, pointing out that it +lacked two minutes to dinner time, I was quite taken aback. + +"I hope everything will be all right," Griselda called up the stairs +after me. "I've thought over what you said at lunch, and I've really +thought of some quite good things to eat." + +I may say, in passing, that our evening meal amply bore out Griselda's +assertion that things went much worse when she tried than when she +didn't. The menu was ambitious in conception, and Mary seemed to have +taken a perverse pleasure in seeing how best she could alternate +undercooking and overcooking. Some oysters which Griselda had ordered, +and which would seem to be beyond the reach of incompetence, we were +unfortunately not able to sample, as we had nothing in the house to +open them with--an omission which was discovered only when the moment +for eating them arrived. + +I had rather doubted whether Lawrence Redding would put in an +appearance. He might very easily have sent an excuse. However, he +arrived punctually enough, and the four of us went in to dinner. + +Lawrence Redding has an undeniably attractive personality. He is, I +suppose, about thirty years of age. He has dark hair, but his eyes are +of a brilliant, almost startling blue. He is the kind of young man who +does everything well. He is good at games, an excellent shot, a good +amateur, and can tell a first-rate story. He is capable of making any +party go. He has, I think, Irish blood in his veins. He is not, at all, +one's idea of the typical artist. Yet I believe he is a clever painter +in the modern style. I know very little of painting myself. + +It was only natural that on this particular evening he should appear +a shade _distrait_. On the whole, he carried off things very well. +I don't think Griselda or Dennis noticed anything wrong. Probably I +should not have noticed anything myself if I had not known beforehand. + +Griselda and Dennis were particularly gay--full of jokes about Dr. +Stone and Miss Cram--the Local Scandal! It suddenly came home to me +with something of a pang that Dennis is nearer Griselda's age than I +am. He calls me Uncle Len but her Griselda. It gave me, somehow, a +lonely feeling. + +I must, I think, have been upset by Mrs. Protheroe. I'm not usually +given to such unprofitable reflections. + +Griselda and Dennis went rather far now and then, but I hadn't the +heart to check them. I have always thought it a pity that the mere +presence of a clergyman should have a damping effect. + +Lawrence took a gay part in the conversation. Nevertheless I was +aware of his eyes continually straying to where I sat, and I was not +surprised when after dinner he manœuvred to get me into the study. + +As soon as we were alone, his manner changed. His face became grave and +anxious. He looked almost haggard. + +"You've surprised our secret, sir," he said. "What are you going to do +about it?" + +I could speak far more plainly to Redding than I could to Mrs. +Protheroe, and I did so. He took it very well. + +"Of course," he said when I had finished. "You're bound to say all +this. You're a parson. I don't mean that in any way offensively. As a +matter of fact, I think you're probably right. But this isn't the usual +sort of thing between Anne and me." + +I told him that people had been saying that particular phrase since the +dawn of time, and a queer little smile creased his lips. + +"You mean everyone thinks their case is unique? Perhaps so. But one +thing you must believe." + +He assured me that so far--"there was nothing wrong in it." Anne, he +said, was one of the truest and most loyal women that ever lived. What +was going to happen he didn't know. + +"If this were only a book," he said gloomily, "the old man would +die--and a good riddance to everybody." + +I reproved him. + +"Oh! I didn't mean I was going to stick him in the back with a knife, +though I'd offer my best thanks to anyone else who did so. There's not +a soul in the world who's got a good word to say for him. I rather +wonder the first Mrs. Protheroe didn't do him in. I met her once, years +ago, and she looked quite capable of it. One of those calm, dangerous +women. He goes blustering along, stirring up trouble everywhere, mean +as the devil, and with a particularly nasty temper. You don't know what +Anne has had to stand from him. If I had a penny in the world I'd take +her away without any more ado." + +Then I spoke to him very earnestly. I begged him to leave St. Mary +Mead. By remaining there, he could only bring greater unhappiness +on Anne Protheroe than was already her lot. People would talk; the +matter would get to Colonel Protheroe's ears--and things would be made +infinitely worse for her. + +Lawrence protested. + +"Nobody knows a thing about it except you, padre." + +"My dear young man, you underestimate the detective instinct of village +life. In St. Mary Mead everyone knows your most intimate affairs. There +is no detective in England equal to a spinster lady of uncertain age +with plenty of time on her hands." + +He said easily that that was all right. Everyone thought it was Lettice. + +"Has it occurred to you," I asked, "that possibly Lettice might think +so herself?" + +He seemed quite surprised by the idea. Lettice, he said, didn't care a +hang about him. He was sure of that. + +"She's a queer sort of girl," he said. "Always seems in a kind of +dream, and yet underneath I believe she's really rather practical. I +believe all that vague stuff is a pose. Lettice knows jolly well what +she's doing. And there's a funny vindictive streak in her. The queer +thing is that she hates Anne. Simply loathes her. And yet Anne's been a +perfect angel to her always." + +I did not, of course, take his word for this last. To infatuated young +men, their inamorata always behaves like an angel. Still, to the best +of my observation, Anne had always behaved to her stepdaughter with +kindness and fairness. I had been surprised myself that afternoon at +the bitterness of Lettice's tone. + +We had to leave the conversation there, because Griselda and Dennis +burst in upon us and said I was not to make Lawrence behave like an old +fogy. + +"Oh! dear," said Griselda, throwing herself into an arm chair. "How I +would like a thrill of some kind. A murder--or even a burglary." + +"I don't suppose there's anyone much worth burgling," said Lawrence, +trying to enter into her mood. "Unless we stole Miss Hartnell's false +teeth." + +"They do click horribly," said Griselda. "But you're wrong about there +being no one worth while. There's some marvellous old silver at Old +Hall. Trencher salts and a Charles II tazza--all kinds of things like +that. Worth thousands of pounds, I believe." + +"The old man would probably shoot you with an army revolver," said +Dennis. "Just the sort of thing he'd enjoy doing." + +"Oh! we'd get in first and hold him up," said Griselda. "Who's got a +revolver?" + +"I've got a Mauser pistol," said Lawrence. + +"Have you? How exciting! Why do you have it?" + +"Souvenir of the War," said Lawrence briefly. + +"Old Protheroe was showing the silver to Stone today," volunteered +Dennis. "Old Stone was pretending to be no end interested in it." + +"I thought they'd quarrelled about the barrow," said Griselda. + +"Oh! they've made that up," said Dennis. "I can't think what people +want to grub about in barrows for, anyway." + +"That man Stone puzzles me," said Lawrence. "I think he must be very +absent-minded. You'd swear sometimes he knew nothing about his own +subject." + +"That's love," said Dennis. "Sweet Gladys Cram, you are no sham. Your +teeth are white and fill me with delight. Come, fly with me, my bride +to be. And at the Blue Boar, on the bedroom floor--" + +"That's enough, Dennis," I said. + +"Well," said Lawrence Redding, "I must be off. Thank you very much, +Mrs. Clement, for a very pleasant evening." + +Griselda and Dennis saw him off. Dennis returned to the study alone. +Something had happened to ruffle the boy. He wandered about the room +aimlessly, frowning and kicking the furniture. + +Our furniture is so shabby already that it can hardly be damaged +further, but I felt impelled to utter a mild protest. + +"Sorry," said Dennis. + +He was silent for a moment and then burst out: + +"What an absolutely rotten thing gossip is!" + +I was a little surprised. Dennis does not usually take that attitude. + +"What's the matter?" I asked. + +"I don't know whether I ought to tell you." + +I was more and more surprised. + +"It's such an absolutely rotten thing," Dennis said again. "Going +round and saying things. Not even saying them. Hinting them. No, I'm +damned--sorry--if I'll tell you! It's absolutely rotten." + +I looked at him curiously but I did not press him further. I wondered +very much, though. It is very unlike Dennis to take anything to heart. + +Griselda came in at that moment. + +"Miss Wetherby's just rung up," she said. "Mrs. Lestrange went out at +a quarter past eight and hasn't come in yet. Nobody knows where she's +gone." + +"Why should they know?" + +"But it isn't to Dr. Haydock's. Miss Wetherby does know that, because +she telephoned to Miss Hartnell who lives next door to him and who +would have been sure to see her." + +"It is a mystery to me," I said, "how anyone ever gets any nourishment +in this place. They must eat their meals standing up by the window so +as to be sure of not missing anything." + +"And that's not all," said Griselda bubbling with pleasure. "They've +found out about the Blue Boar. Dr. Stone and Miss Cram have got rooms +next door to each other BUT--" she waved an impressive forefinger--"_no +communicating door_!" + +"That," I said, "must be very disappointing to everybody." + +At which Griselda laughed. + +Thursday started badly. Two of the ladies of my parish elected to +quarrel about the church decorations. I was called in to adjudicate +between two middle-aged ladies, each of whom was literally trembling +with rage. If it had not been so painful, it would have been quite an +interesting physical phenomenon. + +Then I had to reprove two of our choir boys for persistent sweet +sucking during the hours of divine service, and I had an uneasy feeling +that I was not doing the job as whole-heartedly as I should have done. + +Then our organist, who is distinctly "touchy," had taken offence and +had to be smoothed down. + +And four of my poorer parishioners declared open rebellion against Miss +Hartnell who came to me bursting with rage about it. + +I was just going home when I met Colonel Protheroe. He was in high good +humour, having sentenced three poachers in his capacity as magistrate. + +"Firmness," he shouted in his stentorian voice. He is slightly deaf and +raises his voice accordingly as deaf people often do. "That's what's +needed nowadays--firmness! Make an example. That rogue Archer came +out yesterday and is vowing vengeance against me, I hear. Impudent +scoundrel. Threatened men live long, as the saying goes. I'll show him +what his vengeance is worth, next time I catch him taking my pheasants. +Lax! We're too lax nowadays! I believe in showing a man up for what he +is. You're always being asked to consider a man's wife and children. +Damned nonsense. Fiddlesticks. Why should a man escape the consequences +of his acts just because he whines about his wife and children? It's +all the same to me--no matter what a man is--doctor, lawyer, clergyman, +poacher, drunken wastrel--if you catch him on the wrong side of the +law, let the law punish him. You agree with me, I'm sure." + +"You forget," I said. "My calling obliges me to respect one quality +above all others--the quality of mercy." + +"Well, I'm a just man. No one can deny that." + +I did not speak and he said sharply: + +"Why don't you answer? A penny for your thoughts, man." + +I hesitated, then I decided to speak. + +"I was thinking," I said, "that, when my times comes, I should be sorry +if the only plea I had to offer was that of justice. Because it might +mean that only justice would be meted out to me." + +"Pah! What we need is a little militant Christianity. I've always done +my duty, I hope. Well, no more of that. I'll be along this evening as +I said. We'll make it a quarter past six instead of six, if you don't +mind. I've got to see a man in the village." + +"That will suit me quite well." + +He flourished his stick and strode away. Turning, I ran into Hawes. I +thought he looked distinctly ill this morning. I had meant to upbraid +him mildly for various matters, in his province, which had been muddled +or shelved, but seeing his white, strained face, I felt that the man +was ill. + +I said as much and he denied it, but not very vehemently. Finally he +confessed that he was not feeling too fit, and appeared ready to accept +my advice of going home to bed. + +I had a hurried lunch and went out to do some visits. Griselda had gone +to London by the cheap Thursday train. + +I came in about a quarter to four with the intention of sketching the +outline of my Sunday sermon, but Mary told me that Mr. Redding was +waiting for me in the study. + +I found him pacing up and down with a worried face. He looked white and +haggard. + +He turned abruptly at my entrance. + +"Look here, sir. I've been thinking over what you said yesterday. I've +had a sleepless night thinking about it. You're right. I've got to cut +and run." + +"My dear boy," I said. + +"You were right in what you said about Anne. I'll only bring trouble +on her by staying here. She's--she's too good for anything else. I see +I've got to go. I've made things hard enough for her as it is, Heaven +help me." + +"I think you have made the only decision possible," I said. "I know +that it is a hard one, but believe me, it will be for the best in the +end." + +I could see that he thought that that was the kind of thing easily said +by someone who didn't know what he was talking about. + +"You'll look after Anne? She needs a friend." + +"You can rest assured that I will do everything in my power." + +"Thank you, sir." He wrung my hand. "You're a good sort, padre. I shall +see her to say good-bye this evening, and I shall probably pack up and +go tomorrow. No good prolonging the agony. Thanks for letting me have +the shed to paint in. I'm sorry not to have finished Mrs. Clement's +portrait." + +"Don't worry about that, my dear boy. Good-bye, and God bless you." + +When he had gone I tried to settle down to my sermon, but with very +poor success. I kept thinking of Lawrence and Anne Protheroe. + +I had rather an unpalatable cup of tea, cold and black, and at half +past five the telephone rang. I was informed that Mr. Abbott of Lower +Farm was dying and would I please come at once. + +I rang up Old Hall immediately, for Lower Farm was nearly two miles +away and I could not possibly get back by six-fifteen. I have never +succeeded in learning to ride a bicycle. + +I was told, however, that Colonel Protheroe had just started out in the +car, so I departed, leaving word with Mary that I had been called away +but would try to be back by six-thirty or soon after. + + + + + Chapter 5 + + +It was nearer seven than half past six when I approached the Vicarage +gate on my return. Before I reached it, it swung open and Lawrence +Redding came out. He stopped dead on seeing me and I was immediately +struck by his appearance. He looked like a man who was on the point of +going mad. His eyes stared in a peculiar manner; he was deathly white, +and he was shaking and twitching all over. + +I wondered for a moment whether he could have been drinking, but +repudiated the idea immediately. + +"Hullo," I said, "have you been to see me again? Sorry I was out. Come +back now. I've got to see Protheroe about some accounts--but I daresay +we shan't be long." + +"Protheroe," he said. He began to laugh. "Protheroe? You're going to +see Protheroe? Oh! you'll see Protheroe all right. Oh! my God--yes." + +I stared. Instinctively I stretched out a hand towards him. He drew +sharply aside. + +"No," he almost cried out. "I've got to get away--to think. I've got to +think. I must think." + +He broke into a run and vanished rapidly down the road towards the +village, leaving me staring after him, my first idea of drunkenness +recurring. + +Finally I shook my head, and went on to the Vicarage. The front door is +always left open, but nevertheless I rang the bell. Mary came wiping +her hands on her apron. + +"So you're back at last," she observed. + +"Is Colonel Protheroe here?" I asked. + +"In the study. Been here since a quarter past six." + +"And Mr. Redding's been here?" + +"Come a few minutes ago. Asked for you. I told him you'd be back any +minute and that Colonel Protheroe was waiting in the study, and he said +he'd wait too and went there. He's there now." + +"No, he isn't," I said. "I've just met him going down the road." + +"Well, I didn't hear him leave. He can't have stayed more than a couple +of minutes. The mistress isn't back from town yet." + +I nodded absent-mindedly. Mary beat a retreat to the kitchen quarters +and I went down the passage and opened the study door. + +After the dusk of the passage, the evening sunshine that was pouring +into the room made my eyes blink. I took a step or two across the floor +and then stopped dead. + +For a moment I could hardly take in the meaning of the scene before me. + +Colonel Protheroe was lying sprawled across my writing table in a +horrible, unnatural position. There was a pool of some dark fluid on +the desk by his head, and it was slowly dripping onto the floor with a +horrible drip, drip, drip. + +I pulled myself together and went across to him. His skin was cold +to the touch. The hand that I raised fell back lifeless. The man was +dead--shot through the head. + +I went to the door and called Mary. When she came I ordered her to +run as fast as she could and fetch Dr. Haydock, who lives just at the +corner of the road. I told her there had been an accident. + +Then I went back and closed the door to await the doctor's coming. + +Fortunately, Mary found him at home. Haydock is a good fellow, a big, +fine, strapping fellow, with an honest, rugged face. + +His eyebrows went up when I pointed silently across the room. But like +a true doctor he showed no signs of emotion. He bent over the dead +man, examining him rapidly. Then he straightened himself and looked +across at me. + +"Well?" I asked. + +"He's dead right enough--been dead half an hour, I should say." + +"Suicide?" + +"Out of the question, man. Look at the position of the wound. Besides, +if he shot himself, where's the weapon?" + +True enough, there was no sign of any such thing. + +"We'd better not mess around with anything," said Haydock. "I'd better +ring up the police." + +He picked up the receiver and spoke into it. He gave the facts as +curtly as possible and then replaced the telephone and came across to +where I was sitting. + +"This is a rotten business. How did you come to find him?" + +I explained. + +"A rotten business," he repeated. + +"Is--is it murder?" I asked rather faintly. + +"Looks like it. Mean to say, what else can it be? Extraordinary +business. Wonder who had a down on the poor old fellow. Of course +I know he wasn't popular, but one isn't often murdered for that +reason--worse luck." + +"There's one rather curious thing," I said. "I was telephoned for this +afternoon to go to a dying parishioner. When I got there everyone was +very surprised to see me. The sick man was very much better than he had +been for some days, and his wife flatly denied telephoning for me at +all." + +Haydock drew his brows together. + +"That's suggestive--very. You were being got out of the way. Where's +your wife?" + +"Gone up to London for the day." + +"And the maid?" + +"In the kitchen--right at the other side of the house." + +"Where she wouldn't be likely to hear anything that went on in here. +It's a nasty business. Who knew that Protheroe was coming here this +evening?" + +"He referred to the fact this morning in the village street, at the top +of his voice as usual." + +"Meaning that the whole village knew it! Which they always do in any +case. Know of anyone who had a grudge against him?" + +The thought of Lawrence Redding's white face and staring eyes came to +my mind. I was spared answering by a noise of shuffling feet in the +passage outside. + +"The police," said my friend, and rose to his feet. + +Our police force was represented by Constable Hurst, looking very +important but slightly worried. + +"Good evening, gentlemen," he greeted us. "The Inspector will be +here any minute. In the meantime I'll follow out his instructions. I +understand Colonel Protheroe's been found shot--in the Vicarage." + +He paused and directed a look of cold suspicion at me which I tried to +meet with a suitable bearing of conscious innocence. + +He moved over to the writing table and announced: + +"Nothing to be touched till the Inspector comes." + +For the convenience of my readers, I append a sketch plan of the room. + +[Illustation] + +He got out his notebook, moistened his pencil and looked expectantly at +both of us. + +I repeated my story of discovering the body. When he had got it all +down, which took some time, he turned to the doctor. + +"In your opinion, Dr. Haydock, what was the cause of death?" + +"Shot through the head at close quarters." + +"And the weapon?" + +"I can't say with certainty until we get the bullet out. But I should +say in all probability the bullet was fired from a pistol of small +calibre--say a Mauser .25." + +I started, remembering our conversation of the night before, and +Lawrence Redding's admission. The police constable brought his cold +fishlike eye round on me. + +"Did you speak, sir?" + +I shook my head. Whatever suspicions I might have, they were no more +than suspicions, and as such to be kept to myself. + +"When, in your opinion, did the tragedy occur?" + +The doctor hesitated for a minute before he answered. Then he said: + +"The man has been dead just over half an hour, I should say. Certainly +not longer." + +Hurst turned to me. + +"Did the girl hear anything?" + +"As far as I know she heard nothing," I said. "But you had better ask +her." + +But at this moment Inspector Slack arrived, having come by car from +Much Benham, two miles away. + +All that I can say of Inspector Slack is that never did a man more +determinedly strive to contradict his name. He was a dark man, restless +and energetic in manner, with black eyes that snapped ceaselessly. His +manner was rude and overbearing in the extreme. + +He acknowledged our greetings with a curt nod, seized his +subordinate's notebook, perused it, exchanged a few curt words with him +in an undertone, then strode over to the body. + +"Everything's been messed up and pulled about, I suppose," he said. + +"I've touched nothing," said Haydock. + +"No more have I," I said. + +The Inspector busied himself for some time peering at the things on the +table and examining the pool of blood. + +"Ah!" he said in a tone of triumph. "Here's what we want. Clock +overturned when he fell forward. That'll give us the time of the crime. +Twenty-two minutes past six. What time did you say death occurred, +doctor?" + +"I said about half an hour, but--" + +The Inspector consulted his watch. + +"Five minutes past seven. I got word about ten minutes ago, at five +minutes to seven. Discovery of the body was at about a quarter to +seven. I understand you were fetched immediately. Say you examined it +at ten minutes to--Why, that brings it to the identical second almost!" + +"I don't guarantee the time absolutely," said Haydock. "That is an +approximate estimate." + +"Good enough, sir, good enough." + +I had been trying to get a word in. + +"About that clock--" + +"If you'll excuse me, sir, I'll ask you any questions I want to know. +Time's short. What I want is absolute silence." + +"Yes, but I'd like to tell you--" + +"Absolute silence," said the Inspector, glaring at me ferociously. + +I gave him what he asked for. + +He was still peering about the writing table. + +"What was he sitting here for," he grunted. "Did he want to write a +note? Hullo--what's this?" + +He held up a piece of note paper triumphantly. So pleased was he with +his find that he permitted us to come to his side and examine it with +him. + +It was a piece of Vicarage note paper, and it was headed at the top +6.20. + +DEAR CLEMENT (it began) + +_Sorry I cannot wait any longer, but I must_.... Here the writing +tailed off in a scrawl. + +"Plain as a pike staff," said Inspector Slack triumphantly. "He sits +down here to write this; an enemy comes softly in through the window +and shoots him as he writes. What more do you want?" + +"I'd just like to say--" I began. + +"Out of the way, if you please, sir. I want to see if there are +footprints." + +He went down on his hands and knees, moving towards the open window. + +"I think you ought to know--" I said obstinately. + +The Inspector rose. He spoke without heat, but firmly: + +"We'll go into all that later. I'd be obliged if you gentlemen will +clear out of here. Right out, if you please." + +We permitted ourselves to be shooed out like children. + +Hours seemed to have passed--yet it was only a quarter past seven. + +"Well," said Haydock. "That's that. When that conceited ass wants me, +you can send him over to the surgery. So long." + +"The mistress is back," said Mary, making a brief appearance from the +kitchen. Her eyes were round and agog with excitement. "Come in about +five minutes ago." + +I found Griselda in the drawing room. She looked frightened, but +excited. + +I told her everything and she listened attentively. + +"The letter is headed 6.20," I ended. "And the clock fell over and has +stopped at 6.22." + +"Yes," said Griselda. "But that clock, didn't you tell him that it was +always kept a quarter of an hour fast?" + +"No," I said. "I didn't. He wouldn't let me. I tried my best." + +Griselda was frowning in a puzzled manner. + +"But, Len," she said. "That makes the whole thing perfectly +extraordinary. Because when that clock said twenty past six it was +really five minutes past, and at five minutes past I don't suppose +Colonel Protheroe had even arrived at the house." + + + + + Chapter 6 + + +We puzzled over the business of the clock for some time, but we could +make nothing of it. Griselda said I ought to make another effort and +tell Inspector Slack about it, but on that point I was feeling what I +can only describe as "mulish." + +Inspector Slack had been abominably and most unnecessarily rude. I +was looking forward to a moment when I could produce my valuable +contribution and effect his discomfiture. I would then say in a tone of +mild reproach: + +"If you had only listened to me, Inspector Slack--" + +I expected that he would at least speak to me before he left the house, +but to our surprise we learned from Mary that he had departed, having +locked up the study door and issued orders that no one was to attempt +to enter the room. + +Griselda suggested going up to Old Hall. + +"It will be so awful for Anne Protheroe--with the police and +everything," she said. "Perhaps I might be able to do something for +her." + +I cordially approved of this plan, and Griselda set off with +instructions that she was to telephone to me if she thought that I +could be of any use or comfort to either of the ladies. + +I now proceeded to ring up the Sunday School teachers who were coming +at 7.45 for their weekly preparation class. I thought that under the +circumstances it would be better to put them off. + +Dennis was the next person to arrive on the scene, having just +returned from a tennis party. The fact that murder had taken place at +the Vicarage seemed to afford him acute satisfaction. + +"Fancy being right on the spot in a murder case," he exclaimed. "I've +always wanted to be right in the midst of one. Why have the police +locked up the study? Wouldn't one of the other door keys fit it?" + +I refused to allow anything of the sort to be attempted. Dennis gave +in with a bad grace. After extracting every possible detail from me he +went out into the garden to look for footprints, remarking cheerfully +that it was lucky it was only old Protheroe, whom everyone disliked. + +His cheerful callousness rather grated on me, but I reflected that I +was perhaps being hard on the boy. At Dennis' age a detective story is +one of the best things in life, and to find a real detective story, +complete with corpse, waiting on one's own front doorstep, so to speak, +is bound to send a healthy minded boy into the seventh heaven of +enjoyment. Death means very little to a boy of sixteen. + +Griselda came back in about an hour's time. She had seen Anne +Protheroe, having arrived just after the Inspector had broken the news +to her. + +On hearing that Mrs. Protheroe had last seen her husband in the village +about a quarter to six, and that she had no light of any kind to throw +upon the matter, he had taken his departure, explaining that he would +return on the morrow for a fuller interview. + +"He was quite decent in his way," said Griselda grudgingly. + +"How did Mrs. Protheroe take it?" I asked. + +"Well--she was very quiet--but then she always is." + +"Yes," I said. "I can't imagine Anne Protheroe going into hysterics." + +"Of course it was a great shock. You could see that. She thanked me for +coming and said she was very grateful, but that there was nothing I +could do." + +"What about Lettice?" + +"She was out playing tennis somewhere. She hadn't got home yet." + +There was a pause and then Griselda said: + +"You know, Len, she was really very queer--very queer indeed." + +"The shock," I suggested. + +"Yes--I suppose so. And yet--" Griselda furrowed her brows perplexedly. +"It wasn't like that somehow. She didn't seem so much bowled over +as--well--terrified." + +"Terrified?" + +"Yes--not showing it, you know. At least not meaning to show it. But a +queer, watchful look in her eyes. I wonder if she has a sort of idea +who did kill him. She asked again and again if anyone was suspected." + +"Did she?" I said thoughtfully. + +"Yes. Of course Anne's got marvellous self-control, but one could see +that she was terribly upset. More so than I would have thought, for +after all it wasn't as though she were so devoted to him. I should have +said she rather disliked him, if anything." + +"Death alters one's feelings sometimes," I said. + +"Yes, I suppose so." + +Dennis came in and was full of excitement over a footprint he had found +in one of the flower beds. He was sure that the police had overlooked +it, and that it would turn out to be the turning point of the mystery. + +I spent a troubled night. Dennis was up and about and out of the house +long before breakfast, to "study the latest developments," as he said. + +Nevertheless it was not he, but Mary, who brought us the morning's +sensational bit of news. + +We had just sat down to breakfast when she burst into the room, her +cheeks red and her eyes shining, and addressed us with her customary +lack of ceremony. + +"Would you believe it? The baker's just told me. They've arrested young +Mr. Redding." + +"Arrested Lawrence," cried Griselda incredulously. "Impossible. It must +be some stupid mistake." + +"No mistake about it, Mum," said Mary with a kind of gloating +exultation. "Mr. Redding, he went there himself and gave himself up. +Last night last thing. Went right in, threw down the pistol on the +table and, 'I did it,' he says. Just like that." + +She looked at us both, nodded her head vigorously, and withdrew, +satisfied with the effect she had produced. Griselda and I stared at +each other. + +"Oh! it isn't true," said Griselda. "It _can't_ be true." + +She noticed my silence and said, "Len, _you_ don't think it's true?" + +I found it hard to answer her. I sat silent, thoughts whirling through +my head. + +"He must be mad," said Griselda. "Absolutely mad. Or do you think they +were looking at the pistol together and it suddenly went off?" + +"That doesn't sound at all a likely thing to happen." + +"But it must have been an accident of some kind. Because there's not a +shadow of a motive. What earthly reason could Lawrence have for killing +Colonel Protheroe?" + +I could have answered that question very decidedly, but I wished to +spare Anne Protheroe as far as possible. There might still be a chance +of keeping her name out of it. + +"Remember, they had had a quarrel," I said. + +"About Lettice and her bathing dress. Yes, but that's absurd. And even +if he and Lettice were engaged secretly, well, that's not a reason for +killing her father." + +"We don't know what the true facts of the case may be, Griselda." + +"You _do_ believe it, Len! Oh! how can you! I tell you, I'm _sure_ +Lawrence never touched a hair of his head." + +"Remember, I met him just outside the gate. He looked like a madman." + +"Yes, but--oh! it's impossible." + +"There's the clock, too," I said. "This explains the clock. Lawrence +must have put it back to 6.22 with the idea of making an alibi for +himself. Look how Inspector Slack fell into the trap." + +"You're wrong, Len. Lawrence knew about that clock being fast. 'Keeping +the Vicar up to time!' he used to say. Lawrence would never have +made the mistake of putting it back to 6.22. He'd have put the hands +somewhere possible--like a quarter to seven." + +"He mayn't have known what time Protheroe got here. Or he may have +simply forgotten about the clock being fast." + +Griselda disagreed. + +"No, if you were committing a murder, you'd be awfully careful about +things like that." + +"You don't know, my dear," I said mildly. "You've never done one." + +Before Griselda could reply, a shadow fell across the breakfast table, +and a very gentle voice said: + +"I hope I am not intruding. You must forgive me. But in the sad +circumstances--the very sad circumstances--" + +It was our neighbour, Miss Marple. Accepting our polite disclaimers, +she stepped in through the window and I drew up a chair for her. She +looked faintly flushed and quite excited. + +"Very terrible, is it not? Poor Colonel Protheroe. Not a very pleasant +man, perhaps, and not exactly popular, but it's none the less sad for +that. And actually shot in the Vicarage study, I understand?" + +I said that that had indeed been the case. + +"But the dear Vicar was not here at the time?" Miss Marple questioned +of Griselda. + +I explained where I had been. + +"Mr. Dennis is not with you this morning?" said Miss Marple glancing +round. + +"Dennis," said Griselda, "fancies himself as an amateur detective. He +is very excited about a footprint he found in one of the flower beds +and I fancy has gone off to tell the police about it." + +"Dear, dear," said Miss Marple. "Such a to-do, is it not? And Mr. +Dennis thinks he knows who committed the crime. Well, I suppose we all +think we know." + +"You mean it is obvious?" said Griselda. + +"No, dear, I didn't mean that at all. I daresay everyone thinks it is +somebody different. That is why it is so important to have _proofs_. +I, for instance, am quite _convinced_ I know who did it. But I must +admit I haven't one shadow of proof. One must, I know, be very careful +of what one says at a time like this--criminal libel, don't they call +it? I had made up my mind to be _most_ careful with Inspector Slack. He +sent word he would come and see me this morning, but now he has just +'phoned up to say it won't be necessary after all." + +"I suppose, since the arrest, it isn't necessary," I said. + +"The arrest?" Miss Marple leaned forward, her cheeks pink with +excitement. "I didn't know there had been an arrest." + +It is so seldom that Miss Marple is worse informed than we are that I +had taken it for granted that she would know the latest developments. + +"It seems we have been talking at cross purposes," I said. "Yes, there +has been an arrest--Lawrence Redding." + +"Lawrence Redding?" Miss Marple seemed very surprised. "Now I should +not have thought--" + +Griselda interrupted vehemently. + +"I can't believe it even now. No, not though he has actually confessed." + +"Confessed?" said Miss Marple. "You say he has confessed? Oh! dear, I +see I have been sadly at sea--yes, sadly at sea." + +"I can't help feeling it must have been some kind of an accident," said +Griselda. "Don't you think so, Len? I mean his coming forward to give +himself up looks like that." + +Miss Marple leant forward eagerly. + +"He gave himself up, you say?" + +"Yes." + +"Oh!" said Miss Marple, with a deep sigh. "I am so glad--so very glad." + +I looked at her in some surprise. + +"It shows a true state of remorse, I suppose," I said. + +"Remorse?" Miss Marple looked very surprised. "Oh! but surely dear, +dear Vicar, you don't think that he is guilty?" + +It was my turn to stare. + +"But since he has confessed--" + +"Yes, but that just proves it, doesn't it? I mean that he had nothing +to do with it." + +"No," I said. "I may be dense, but I can't see that it does. If you +have not committed a murder, I cannot see the object of pretending you +have." + +"Oh! of course, there's a reason," said Miss Marple. "Naturally. +There's always a reason, isn't there? And young men are so hot-headed +and often prone to believe the worst." + +She turned to Griselda. + +"Don't you agree with me, my dear?" + +"I--I don't know," said Griselda. "It's difficult to know what to +think. I can't see any reason for Lawrence behaving like a perfect +idiot." + +"If you had seen his face last night--" I began. + +"Tell me," said Miss Marple. + +I described my homecoming while she listened attentively. + +When I had finished she said: + +"I know that I am very often rather foolish and don't take in things +as I should, but I really do not see your point. It seems to me that +if a young man had made up his mind to the great wickedness of taking +a fellow creature's life, he would not appear distraught about it +afterwards. It would be a premeditated and cold-blooded action and, +though the murderer might be a little flurried and possibly might make +some small mistake, I do not think it likely he would fall into a state +of agitation such as you describe. It is difficult to put oneself in +such a position, but I cannot imagine getting into a state like that +myself." + +"We don't know the circumstances," I argued. "If there was a quarrel, +the shot may have been fired in a sudden gust of passion, and Lawrence +might afterwards have been appalled at what he had done. Indeed, I +prefer to think that that is what did actually occur." + +"I know, dear Mr. Clement, that there are many ways we prefer to look +at things. But one must actually take facts as they are, must one not? +And it does not seem to me that the facts bear the interpretation you +put upon them. Your maid distinctly stated that Mr. Redding was only in +the house a couple of minutes, not long enough, surely, for a quarrel +such as you describe. And then again, I understand the Colonel was shot +through the back of the head while he was writing a letter--at least +that is what my maid told me." + +"Quite true," said Griselda. "He seems to have been writing a note to +say he couldn't wait any longer. The note was dated 6.20, and the clock +on the table was overturned and had stopped at 6.22, and that's just +what has been puzzling Len and myself so frightfully." + +She explained our custom of keeping the clock a quarter of an hour fast. + +"Very curious," said Miss Marple. "Very curious indeed. But the note +seems to me even more curious still. I mean--" + +She stopped and looked round. Lettice Protheroe was standing outside +the window. She came in, nodding to us and murmuring, "Morning." + +She dropped into a chair and said, with rather more animation than +usual, "They've arrested Lawrence, I hear." + +"Yes," said Griselda. "It's been a great shock to us." + +"I never really thought anyone would murder Father," said Lettice. She +was obviously taking a pride in letting no hint of distress or emotion +escape her. "Lots of people wanted to, I'm sure. There are times when +I'd have liked to do it myself." + +"Won't you have something to eat or drink, Lettice?" asked Griselda. + +"No, thank you. I just drifted round to see if you'd got my beret +here--a queer little yellow one. I think I left it in the study the +other day." + +"If you did, it's there still," said Griselda. "Mary never tidies +anything." + +"I'll go and see," said Lettice rising. "Sorry to be such a bother, but +I seem to have lost everything else in the hat line." + +"I'm afraid you can't get it now," I said. "Inspector Slack has locked +the room up." + +"Oh! what a bore. Can't we get in through the window?" + +"I'm afraid not. It is latched in the inside. Surely, Lettice, a yellow +beret won't be much good to you at present?" + +"You mean mourning and all that? I shan't bother about mourning. +I think it's an awfully archaic idea. It's a nuisance about +Lawrence--yes, it's a nuisance." + +She got up and stood frowning abstractedly. + +"I suppose it's all on account of me and my bathing dress. So silly, +the whole thing." + +Griselda opened her mouth to say something, but for some unexplained +reason shut it again. + +A curious smile came to Lettice's lips. + +"I think," she said softly, "I'll go home and tell Anne about Lawrence +being arrested." + +She went out of the window again. Griselda turned to Miss Marple. + +"Why did you step on my foot?" + +The old lady was smiling. + +"I thought you were going to say something, my dear. And it is often so +much better to let things develop on their own lines. I don't think, +you know, that that child is half so vague as she pretends to be. She's +got a very definite idea in her head, and she's acting upon it." + +Mary gave a loud knock on the dining-room door and entered hard upon it. + +"What is it?" said Griselda. "And Mary, you must remember not to knock +on doors. I've told you about it before." + +"Thought you might be busy," said Mary. "Colonel Melchett's here. Wants +to see the master." + +Colonel Melchett is Chief Constable of the County. I rose at once. + +"I thought you wouldn't like my leaving him in the hall, so I put him +in the drawing room," went on Mary. "Shall I clear?" + +"Not yet," said Griselda. "I'll ring." + +She turned to Miss Marple and I left the room. + + + + + Chapter 7 + + +Colonel Melchett is a dapper little man with a habit of snorting +suddenly and unexpectedly. He has red hair and rather keen, bright-blue +eyes. + +"Good morning, Vicar," he said. "Nasty business, eh? Poor old +Protheroe. Not that I liked him. I didn't. Nobody did for that matter. +Nasty bit of work for you, too. Hope it hasn't upset your Missus?" + +I said Griselda had taken it very well. + +"That's lucky. Rotten thing to happen in one's house. I must say +I'm surprised at young Redding--doing it the way he did. No sort of +consideration for anyone's feelings." + +A wild desire to laugh came over me, but Colonel Melchett evidently saw +nothing odd in the idea of a murderer being considerate, so I held my +peace. + +"I must say I was rather taken aback when I heard the fellow had +marched in and given himself up," continued Colonel Melchett, dropping +on to a chair. + +"How did it happen, exactly?" + +"Last night. About ten o'clock. Fellow rolls in, throws down a pistol +and says, 'Here I am. I did it.' Just like that." + +"What account does he give of the business?" + +"Precious little. He was warned, of course, about making a statement. +But he merely laughed. Said he came here to see you--found Protheroe +here. They had words and he shot him. Won't say what the quarrel was +about. Look here, Clement--just between you and me--do you know +anything about it? I've heard rumours--about his being forbidden the +house and all that. What was it--did he seduce the daughter, or what? +We don't want to bring the girl into it more than we can help, for +everybody's sake. Was that the trouble?" + +"No," I said. "You can take it from me that it was something quite +different, but I can't say more at the present juncture." + +He nodded and rose. + +"I'm glad to know. There's a lot of talk. Too many women in this part +of the world. Well, I must get along. I've got to see Haydock. He was +called out to some case or other, but he ought to be back by now. I +don't mind telling you I'm sorry about Redding. He always struck me as +a decent young chap. Perhaps they'll think out some kind of defence for +him. Aftereffects of War, shell shock, or something. Especially if no +very adequate motive turns up. I must be off. Like to come along?" + +I said I would like to very much, and we went out together. + +Haydock's house is next door to mine. His servant said the doctor had +just come in, and showed us into the dining room, where Haydock was +sitting down to a steaming plate of eggs and bacon. + +He greeted us with an amiable nod. + +"Sorry I had to go out. Confinement case. I've been up most of the +night, over your business. I've got the bullet for you." + +He shoved a little box along the table. Melchett examined it. + +".25?" + +Haydock nodded. + +"I'll keep the technical details for the inquest," he said. "All you +want to know is that death was practically instantaneous. Silly young +fool, what did he want to do it for? Amazing, by the way, that nobody +heard the shot." + +"Yes," said Melchett; "that surprises me." + +"The kitchen window gives on the other side of the house," I said. +"With the study door, the pantry door, and the kitchen door all shut, I +doubt if you would hear anything, and there was no one but the maid in +the house." + +"H'm," said Melchett. "It's odd, all the same. I wonder the old +lady--what's her name--Marple didn't hear it. The study window was +open." + +"Perhaps she did," said Haydock. + +"I don't think she did," said I. "She was over at the Vicarage just +now and she didn't mention anything of the kind, which I'm certain she +would have done if there had been anything to tell." + +"May have heard it and paid no attention to it--thought it was a car +backfiring." + +It struck me that Haydock was looking much more jovial and +good-humoured this morning. He seemed like a man who was decorously +trying to subdue unusually good spirits. + +"Or what about a silencer?" he added. "That's quite likely. Nobody +would hear anything then." + +Melchett shook his head. + +"Slack didn't find anything of the kind, and he asked Redding, and +Redding didn't seem to know what he was talking about at first, and +then denied point-blank using anything of the kind. And I suppose one +can take his word for it." + +"Yes, indeed, poor devil." + +"Damned young fool," said Colonel Melchett. "Sorry, Clement. But he +really is! Somehow one can't get used to thinking of him as a murderer." + +"Any motive?" asked Haydock, taking a final draught of coffee and +pushing back his chair. + +"He says they quarrelled, and he lost his temper and shot him." + +"Hoping for manslaughter, eh?" The doctor shook his head. "That story +doesn't hold water. He stole up behind him as he was writing and shot +him through the head. Precious little 'quarrel' about that." + +"Anyway, there wouldn't have been time for a quarrel," I said, +remembering Miss Marple's words. "To creep up, shoot him, alter the +clock hands back to 6.22, and leave again would have taken him all his +time. I shall never forget his face when I met him outside the gate, or +the way he said, 'You want to see Protheroe--Oh! you'll see him all +right!' That in itself ought to have made me suspicious of what had +just taken place a few minutes before." + +Haydock stared at me. + +"What do you mean--what had just taken place? When do you think Redding +shot him?" + +"A few minutes before I got to the house." + +The doctor shook his head. + +"Impossible. Plumb impossible. He'd been dead much longer than that." + +"But, my dear man," cried Colonel Melchett. "You said yourself that +half an hour was only an approximate estimate." + +"Half an hour, thirty-five minutes, twenty-five minutes, twenty +minutes--possibly, but less, no. Why, the body would have been warm +when I got to it." + +We stared at each other. Haydock's face had changed. It had gone +suddenly gray and old. I wondered at the change in him. + +"But look here, Haydock." The Colonel found his voice. "If Redding +admits shooting him at a quarter to seven--" + +Haydock sprang to his feet. + +"I tell you it's impossible," he roared. "If Redding says he killed +Protheroe at a quarter to seven, then Redding lies. Hang it all, I tell +you I'm a doctor, and I know. The blood had begun to congeal." + +"If Redding is lying--" began Melchett. He stopped, shook his head. + +"We'd better go down to the police station and see him," he said. + + + + + Chapter 8 + + +We were rather silent on our way down to the police station. Haydock +drew behind a little and murmured to me. + +"You know I don't like the look of this. I don't like it. There's +something here we don't understand." + +He looked thoroughly worried and upset. + +Inspector Slack was at the police station, and presently we found +ourselves face to face with Lawrence Redding. + +He looked pale and strained but quite composed--marvellously so, I +thought, considering the circumstances. Melchett snorted and hummed, +obviously nervous. + +"Look here, Redding," he said. "I understand you made a statement +to Inspector Slack here. You state you went to the Vicarage at +approximately a quarter to seven, found Protheroe there, quarrelled +with him, shot him and came away. I'm not reading it over to you, but +that's the gist of it." + +"Yes." + +"I'm going to ask you a few questions. You've already been told that +you needn't answer them unless you choose. Your solicitor--" + +Lawrence interrupted. + +"I've nothing to hide. I killed Protheroe." + +"Ah! well--" Melchett snorted. "How did you happen to have a pistol +with you?" + +Lawrence hesitated. + +"It was in my pocket." + +"You took it with you to the Vicarage?" + +"Yes." + +"Why?" + +"I always take it." + +He had hesitated again before answering, and I was absolutely sure that +he was not speaking the truth. + +"Why did you put the clock back?" + +"The clock?" + +He seemed puzzled. + +"Yes, the hands pointed to 6.22." + +A look of fear sprang up in his face. + +"Oh! that--yes. I--I altered it." + +Haydock spoke suddenly. + +"Where did you shoot Colonel Protheroe?" + +"In the study at the Vicarage." + +"I mean in what part of the body?" + +"Oh!--I--through the head I think. Yes, through the head." + +"Aren't you sure?" + +"Since you know, I can't see why it is necessary to ask me." + +It was a feeble kind of bluster. There was some commotion outside. A +constable without a helmet brought in a note. + +"For the Vicar. It says 'very urgent' on it." + +I tore it open and read: + + "_Please--please--come to me. I don't know what to do. It is all + too awful. I want to tell someone. Please come immediately, and + bring anyone you like with you._ ANNE PROTHEROE." + +I gave Melchett a meaning glance. He took the hint. We all went out +together. Glancing over my shoulder I had a glimpse of Lawrence +Redding's face. His eyes were rivetted on the paper in my hand, and I +have hardly ever seen such a terrible look of anguish and despair in +any human being's face. + +I remembered Anne Protheroe sitting on my sofa and saying, "I'm a +desperate woman"; and my heart grew heavy within me. I saw now the +possible reason for Lawrence Redding's heroic self-accusation. + +Melchett was speaking to Slack. + +"Have you got any line on Redding's movements earlier in the day? +There's some reason to think he shot Protheroe earlier than he says. +Get on to it, will you?" + +He turned to me and, without a word, I handed him Anne Protheroe's +letter. He read it and pursed up his lips in astonishment. Then he +looked at me inquiringly. + +"Is this what you were hinting at this morning?" + +"Yes. I was not sure then if it was my duty to speak. I am quite sure +now." And I told him of what I had seen that night in the studio. + +The Colonel had a few words with the Inspector, and then we set off for +Old Hall. Dr. Haydock came with us. + +A very correct butler opened the door, with just the right amount of +gloom in his bearing. + +"Good morning," said Melchett. "Will you ask Mrs. Protheroe's maid to +tell her we are here and would like to see her; and then return here +and answer a few questions." + +The butler hurried away, and presently returned with the news that he +had dispatched the message. + +"Now, let's hear something about yesterday," said Colonel Melchett. +"Your master was in to lunch?" + +"Yes, sir." + +"And in his usual spirits?" + +"As far as I could see; yes, sir." + +"What happened after that?" + +"After luncheon Mrs. Protheroe went to lie down, and the Colonel +went to his study. Miss Lettice went out to a tennis party in the +two-seater. Colonel and Mrs. Protheroe had tea at four-thirty, in the +drawing room. The car was ordered for five-thirty to take them to the +village. Immediately after they had left, Mr. Clement rang up"--he +bowed to me. "I told him they had started." + +"H'm," said Colonel Melchett. "When was Mr. Redding last here?" + +"On Tuesday afternoon, sir." + +"I understand that there was a disagreement between them?" + +"I believe so, sir. The Colonel gave me orders that Mr. Redding was not +to be admitted in future." + +"Did you overhear the quarrel at all?" asked Colonel Melchett bluntly. + +"Colonel Protheroe, sir, had a very loud voice, especially when it was +raised in anger. I was unable to help overhearing a few words here and +there." + +"Enough to tell you the cause of the dispute?" + +"I understood, sir, that it had to do with a portrait Mr. Redding had +been painting--a portrait of Miss Lettice." + +Melchett grunted. + +"Did you see Mr. Redding when he left?" + +"Yes, sir; I let him out." + +"Did he seem angry?" + +"No, sir; if I may say so, he seemed rather amused." + +"Ah! He didn't come to the house yesterday?" + +"No, sir." + +"Anyone else come?" + +"Not yesterday, sir." + +"Well, the day before?" + +"Mr. Dennis Clement came in the afternoon. And Dr. Stone was here for +some time. And there was a lady in the evening." + +"A lady?" Melchett was surprised. "Who was she?" + +The butler couldn't remember her name. It was a lady he had not seen +before. Yes, she had given her name, and when he told her that the +family were at dinner, she had said that she would wait. So he had +shown her into the little morning room. + +She had asked for Colonel Protheroe, not Mrs. Protheroe. He had told +the Colonel, and the Colonel had gone to the morning room directly +dinner was over. + +How long had the lady stayed? He thought about half an hour. The +Colonel himself had let her out. Ah! yes, he remembered her name now. +The lady had been a Mrs. Lestrange. + +This was a surprise. + +"Curious," said Melchett. "Really very curious." + +But we pursued the matter no further, for at that moment a message came +that Mrs. Protheroe would see us. + +Anne was in bed. Her face was pale and her eyes very bright. There was +a look on her face that puzzled me--a kind of grim determination. + +She spoke to me. + +"Thank you for coming so promptly," she said. "I see you've understood +what I meant by bringing anyone you liked with you." + +She paused. + +"It's best to get it over quickly, isn't it?" she said. She gave a +queer, half-pathetic little smile. "I suppose you're the person I +ought to say it to, Colonel Melchett. You see, it was I who killed my +husband." + +Colonel Melchett said gently: + +"My dear Mrs. Protheroe--" + +"Oh! it's quite true. I suppose I've said it rather bluntly, but I +never can go into hysterics over anything. I've hated him for a long +time, and yesterday I shot him." + +She lay back on the pillows and closed her eyes. + +"That's all. I suppose you'll arrest me and take me away. I'll get up +and dress as soon as I can. At the moment I am feeling rather sick." + +"Are you aware, Mrs. Protheroe, that Mr. Lawrence Redding has already +accused himself of committing the crime?" + +Anne opened her eyes and nodded brightly. + +"I know. Silly boy. He's very much in love with me, you know. It was +frightfully noble of him--but very silly." + +"He knew that it was you who had committed the crime?" + +"Yes." + +"How did he know?" + +She hesitated. + +"Did you tell him?" + +Still she hesitated. Then at last she seemed to make up her mind. + +"Yes--I told him." + +She twitched her shoulders with a movement of irritation. + +"Can't you go away now? I've told you. I don't want to talk about it +anymore." + +"Where did you get the pistol, Mrs. Protheroe?" + +"The pistol? Oh! it was my husband's. I got it out of the drawer of his +dressing table." + +"I see. And you took it with you to the Vicarage?" + +"Yes. I knew he would be there--" + +"What time was this?" + +"It must have been after six--quarter--twenty past--something like +that." + +"You took the pistol meaning to shoot your husband?" + +"No--I--I meant it for myself." + +"I see. But you went to the Vicarage?" + +"Yes. I went along to the window. There were no voices. I looked in. I +saw my husband. Something came over me--and I fired." + +"And then?" + +"Then? Oh! then I went away." + +"And told Mr. Redding what you had done?" + +Again I noticed the hesitation in her voice before she said, "Yes." + +"Did anybody see you entering or leaving the Vicarage?" + +"No--at least, yes. Old Miss Marple. I talked to her a few minutes. She +was in her garden." + +She moved restlessly on the pillows. + +"Isn't that enough? I've told you. Why do you want to go on bothering +me?" + +Dr. Haydock moved to her side and felt her pulse. + +He beckoned to Melchett. + +"I'll stay with her," he said in a whisper, "while you make the +necessary arrangements. She oughtn't to be left. Might do herself a +mischief." + +Melchett nodded. + +We left the room and descended the stairs. I saw a thin, cadaverous +looking man come out of the adjoining room and, on impulse, I remounted +the stairs. + +"Are you Colonel Protheroe's valet?" + +The man looked surprised. + +"Yes, sir." + +"Do you know whether your late master kept a pistol anywhere?" + +"Not that I know of, sir." + +"Not in one of the drawers of his dressing table? Think, man." + +The valet shook his head decisively. + +"I'm quite sure he didn't, sir. I'd have seen it if so. Bound to." + +I hurried down the stairs after the others. + +Mrs. Protheroe had lied about the pistol. + +Why? + + + + + Chapter 9 + + +After leaving a message at the police station, the Chief Constable +announced his intention of paying a visit to Miss Marple. + +"You'd better come with me, Vicar," he said. "I don't want to give a +member of your flock hysterics. So lend the weight of your soothing +presence." + +I smiled. For all her fragile appearance, Miss Marple is capable of +holding her own with any policeman or chief constable in existence. + +"What's she like?" asked the Colonel as we rang the bell. "Anything she +says to be depended upon or otherwise?" + +I considered the matter. + +"I think she is quite dependable," I said cautiously. "That is, in +so far as she is talking of what she has actually seen. Beyond that, +of course, when you get on to what she thinks--well, that is another +matter. She has a powerful imagination, and systematically thinks the +worst of everyone." + +"The typical elderly spinster, in fact," said Melchett with a laugh. +"Well, I ought to know the breed by now. Gad, the tea parties down +here!" + +We were admitted by a very diminutive maid and shown into a small +drawing room. + +"A bit crowded," said Colonel Melchett, looking round. "But plenty of +good stuff. A lady's room, eh, Clement?" + +I agreed, and at that moment the door opened and Miss Marple made her +appearance. + +"Very sorry to bother you, Miss Marple," said the Colonel when I had +introduced him, putting on his bluff, military manner, which he had an +idea was attractive to elderly ladies. "Got to do my duty, you know." + +"Of course, of course," said Miss Marple. "I quite understand. Won't +you sit down? And might I offer you a little glass of cherry brandy? My +own making. A recipe of my grandmother's." + +"Thank you very much, Miss Marple. Very kind of you. But I think I +won't. Nothing till lunch time, that's my motto. Now, I want to talk to +you about this sad business--very sad business indeed. Upset us all, +I'm sure. Well, it seems possible that, owing to the position of your +house and garden, you may have been able to tell us something we want +to know about yesterday evening." + +[Illustation] + +"As a matter of fact, I was in my little garden from five o'clock +onwards yesterday, and of course from there--well, one simply cannot +help seeing anything that is going on next door." + +"I understand, Miss Marple, that Mrs. Protheroe passed this way +yesterday evening?" + +"Yes, she did. I called out to her, and she admired my roses." + +"Could you tell us about what time that was?" + +"I should say it was just a minute or two after a quarter past six. +Yes, that's right. The church clock had just chimed the quarter." + +"Very good. What happened next?" + +"Well, Mrs. Protheroe said she was calling for her husband at the +Vicarage, so that they could go home together. She had come along the +lane, you understand, and she went into the Vicarage by the back gate +and across the garden." + +"She came from the lane?" + +"Yes, I'll show you." + +Full of eagerness, Miss Marple led us out into the garden, and pointed +out the lane that ran along by the bottom of her garden. + +"The path opposite with the stile leads to the Hall," she explained. +"That was the way they were going home together. Mrs. Protheroe came +from the village." + +"Perfectly, perfectly," said Colonel Melchett. "And she went across to +the Vicarage, you say?" + +"Yes. I saw her turn the corner of the house. I suppose the Colonel +wasn't there yet, because she came back almost immediately, and went +down the lawn to the studio--that building there. The one the Vicar +lets Mr. Redding use as a studio." + +"I see. And--you didn't happen to hear a shot, Miss Marple?" + +"I didn't hear a shot then," said Miss Marple. + +"But you did hear one some time?" + +"Yes, I think there was a shot somewhere in the woods. But quite five +or ten minutes afterwards--and, as I say, out in the woods. At least, I +think so. It couldn't have been--surely it couldn't have been--" + +She stopped, pale with excitement. + +"Yes, yes, we'll come to all that presently," said Colonel Melchett. +"Please go on with your story. Mrs. Protheroe went down to the studio?" + +"Yes, she went inside and waited. Presently Mr. Redding came along the +lane from the village. He came to the Vicarage gate, looked all round--" + +"And saw you, Miss Marple." + +"As a matter of fact, he didn't see me," said Miss Marple flushing +slightly. "Because, you see, just at that minute I was bending right +over--trying to get up one of those nasty dandelions, you know. So +difficult. And then he went through the gate and down to the studio." + +"He didn't go near the house?" + +"Oh! no, he went straight to the studio. Mrs. Protheroe came to the +door to meet him, and then they both went inside." + +Here Miss Marple contributed a singularly eloquent pause. + +"Perhaps she was sitting to him?" I suggested. + +"Perhaps," said Miss Marple. + +"And they came out--when?" + +"About ten minutes later." + +"That was roughly?" + +"The church clock had chimed the half hour. They strolled +out through the garden gate and along the lane, and, just at that +minute, Dr. Stone came down the path leading to the Hall, and climbed +over the stile and joined them. They all walked towards the village +together. At the end of the lane, I think, but I can't be quite sure, +they were joined by Miss Cram. I think it must have been Miss Cram, +because her skirts were so short." + +"You must have very good eyesight, Miss Marple, if you can observe as +far as that." + +"I was observing a bird," said Miss Marple. "A golden-crested wren, I +think he was. A sweet little fellow. I had my glasses out, and that's +how I happened to see Miss Cram (if it was Miss Cram, and I think so) +join them." + +"Ah! well, that may be so," said Colonel Melchett. "Now, since you seem +very good at observing, did you happen to notice, Miss Marple, what +sort of expression Mrs. Protheroe and Mr. Redding had as they passed +along the lane?" + +"They were smiling and talking," said Miss Marple. "They seemed very +happy to be together, if you know what I mean." + +"They didn't seem upset or disturbed in any way?" + +"Oh! no. Just the opposite." + +"Deuced odd," said the Colonel. "There's something deuced odd about the +whole thing." + +Miss Marple suddenly took our breath away by remarking in a placid +voice: + +"Has Mrs. Protheroe been saying that she committed the crime now?" + +"Upon my soul," said the Colonel. "How did you come to guess that, Miss +Marple?" + +"Well, I rather thought it might happen," said Miss Marple. "I think +dear Lettice thought so too. She's really a very sharp girl. Not always +very scrupulous, I'm afraid. So Anne Protheroe says she killed her +husband. Well, well. I don't think it's true. No, I'm almost sure it +isn't true. Not with a woman like Anne Protheroe. Although one never +can be quite sure about anyone, can one? At least that's what I've +found. When does she say she shot him?" + +"At twenty minutes past six. Just after speaking to you." + +Miss Marple shook her head slowly and pityingly. The pity was, I think, +for two full grown men being so foolish as to believe such a story. At +least that is what we felt like. + +"What did she shoot him with?" + +"A pistol." + +"Where did she find it?" + +"She brought it with her." + +"Well, that she didn't do," said Miss Marple with unexpected decision. +"I can swear to that. She'd no such thing with her." + +"You mightn't have seen it." + +"Of course I should have seen it." + +"If it had been in her handbag." + +"She wasn't carrying a handbag." + +"Well, it might have been concealed--er--upon her person." + +Miss Marple directed a glance of sorrow and scorn upon him. + +"My dear Colonel Melchett. You know what young women are nowadays. Not +ashamed to show exactly how the creator made them. She hadn't so much +as a handkerchief in the top of her stocking." + +Melchett was obstinate. + +"You must admit that it all fits in," he said. "The time, the +overturned clock pointing to 6.22--" + +Miss Marple turned on me. + +"Do you mean you haven't told him about that clock yet?" + +"What about the clock, Clement?" + +I told him. He showed a good deal of annoyance. + +"Why on earth didn't you tell Slack this last night?" + +"Because," I said, "he wouldn't let me." + +"Nonsense, you ought to have insisted." + +"Probably," I said, "Inspector Slack behaves quite differently to you +than he does to me. I had no earthly chance of insisting." + +"It's an extraordinary business altogether," said Melchett. "If a third +person comes along and claims to have done this murder, I shall go into +a lunatic asylum." + +"If I might be allowed to suggest--" murmured Miss Marple. + +"Well?" + +"If you were to tell Mr. Redding what Mrs. Protheroe has done, and then +explain that you don't really believe it is her; and then if you were +to go to Mrs. Protheroe and tell her that Mr. Redding is all right--why +then, they might each of them tell you the truth. And the truth _is_ +helpful, though I daresay they don't know very much themselves, poor +things." + +"It's all very well, but they are the only two people who had a motive +for making away with Protheroe." + +"Oh! I wouldn't say that, Colonel Melchett," said Miss Marple. + +"Why, can you think of anyone else?" + +"Oh! yes, indeed. Why," she counted on her fingers, "one, two, three, +four, five, six--yes, and a possible seven. I can think of at least +seven people who might be very glad to have Colonel Protheroe out of +the way." + +The Colonel looked at her feebly. + +"Seven people? In St. Mary Mead?" + +Miss Marple nodded brightly. + +"Mind you, I name no names," she said. "That wouldn't be right. But I'm +afraid there's a lot of wickedness in the world. A nice, honourable, +upright soldier like you doesn't know about these things, Colonel +Melchett." + +I thought the Chief Constable was going to have apoplexy. + + + + + Chapter 10 + + +His remarks on the subject of Miss Marple as we left the house were far +from complimentary. + +"I really believe that wizened-up old maid thinks she knows everything +there is to know. And hardly been out of this village all her life. +Preposterous. What can she know of life?" + +I said mildly that, though doubtless Miss Marple knew next to nothing +of life with a capital L, she knew practically everything that went on +in St. Mary Mead. + +Melchett admitted that grudgingly. She was a valuable +witness--particularly valuable from Mrs. Protheroe's point of view. + +"I suppose there's no doubt about what she says, eh?" + +"If Miss Marple says she had no pistol with her, you can take it for +granted that it is so," I said. "If there was the least possibility of +such a thing, Miss Marple would have been on to it like a knife." + +"That's true enough. We'd better go and have a look at the studio." + +The so-called studio was a mere rough shed with a skylight. There were +no windows, and the door was the only means of entrance or egress. +Satisfied on this score, Melchett announced his intention of visiting +the Vicarage with the Inspector. + +I nodded. + +"I'm going to the police station now." + +As I entered through the front door, a murmur of voices caught my ear. +I opened the drawing-room door. + +On the sofa beside Griselda, conversing animatedly, sat Miss Gladys +Cram. Her legs, which were encased in particularly shiny pink +stockings, were crossed, and I had every opportunity of observing that +she wore pink striped silk knickers. + +"Hullo, Len," said Griselda. + +"Good morning, Mr. Clement," said Miss Cram. "Isn't the news about the +Colonel reely too awful? Poor old gentleman." + +"Miss Cram," said my wife, "very kindly came in to offer to help us +with the Guides. We asked for helpers last Sunday, you remember." + +I did remember, and I was convinced, and so, I knew from her tone, was +Griselda, that the idea of enrolling herself among them would never +have occurred to Miss Cram but for the exciting incident which had +taken place at the Vicarage. + +"I was only just saying to Mrs. Clement," went on Miss Cram, "you could +have struck me all of a heap when I heard the news. A murder? I said. +In this quiet, one-horse village--for quiet it is, you must admit--not +so much as a picture house, and as for Talkies! And then when I heard +it was Colonel Protheroe--why, I simply couldn't believe it. He didn't +seem the kind, somehow, to get murdered." + +I don't know what Miss Cram considers are the necessary qualifications +for being murdered. It has never struck me that the murdered belong to +a special class, but doubtless she had some idea in her golden shingled +head. + +"And so," said Griselda, "Miss Cram came round to find out all about +it." + +I feared this plain speaking might offend the lady, but she merely +flung her head back and laughed uproariously, showing every tooth she +possessed. + +"That's too bad. You're a sharp one, aren't you, Mrs. Clement? But it's +only natural, isn't it, to want to hear the ins and outs of a case like +this? And I'm sure I'm willing enough to help with the Guides in any +way you like. Exciting, that's what it is. I've been stagnating for a +bit of fun. I have; reely I have. Not that my job isn't a very good +one, well paid, and Dr. Stone quite the gentleman in every way. But +a girl wants a bit of life out of office hours, and, except for you, +Mrs. Clement, who is there in the place to talk to, except a lot of old +cats?" + +"There's Lettice Protheroe," I said. + +Gladys Cram tossed her head. + +"She's too high and mighty for the likes of me. Fancies herself the +County, and wouldn't demean herself by noticing a girl who had to +work for her living. Not but what I _did_ hear her talking of earning +her living herself. And who'd employ her, I should like to know? Why, +she'd be fired in less than a week. Unless she went as one of those +mannequins, all dressed up and sidling about. She could do that, I +expect." + +"She'd make a very good mannequin," said Griselda. "She's got such a +lovely figure." There's nothing of the cat about Griselda. "When was +she talking of earning her own living?" + +Miss Cram seemed momentarily discomfited, but recovered herself with +her usual archness. + +"That would be telling, wouldn't it?" she said. "But she did say so. +Things not very happy at home, I fancy. Catch me living at home with a +stepmother. I wouldn't sit down under it for a minute." + +"Ah! but you're so high spirited and independent," said Griselda +gravely, and I looked at her with suspicion. + +Miss Cram was clearly pleased. + +"That's right. That's me all over. Can be led, not driven. A palmist +told me that not so very long ago. No, I'm not one to sit down and be +bullied. And I've made it clear all along to Dr. Stone that I must have +my regular times off. These scientific gentlemen, they think a girl's a +kind of machine--half the time they just don't notice her or remember +she's there." + +"Do you find Dr. Stone pleasant to work with? It must be an interesting +job if you are interested in archæology." + +"Of course, I don't know much about it," confessed the girl. "It still +seems to me that digging up people that are dead and have been dead +for hundreds of years isn't--well, it seems a bit nosey, doesn't it? +And there's Dr. Stone so wrapped up in it all that half the time he'd +forget his meals if it wasn't for me." + +"Is he at the barrow this morning?" asked Griselda. + +Miss Cram shook her head. + +"A bit under the weather this morning," she explained. "Not up to doing +any work. That means a holiday for little Gladys." + +"I'm sorry," I said. + +"Oh! it's nothing much. There's not going to be a second death. But +do tell me, Mr. Clement, I hear you've been with the police all the +morning. What do they think?" + +"Well," I said slowly. "There is still a little--uncertainty." + +"Ah!" cried Miss Cram. "Then they don't think it is Mr. Lawrence +Redding after all. So handsome, isn't he? Just like a movie star. And +such a nice smile when he says good morning to you. I really couldn't +believe my ears when I heard the police had arrested him. Still one +always hears they're very stupid--the country police." + +"You can hardly blame them in this instance," I said. "Mr. Redding came +in and gave himself up." + +"What?" the girl was clearly dumbfounded. "Well--of all the poor fish! +If I'd committed the murder, I wouldn't go straight off and give myself +up. I should have thought Lawrence Redding would have had more sense. +To give in like that! What did he kill Protheroe for? Did he say? Was +it just a quarrel?" + +"It's not absolutely certain that he did kill him," I said. + +"But surely--if he says he has--why really, Mr. Clement, he ought to +know." + +"He ought to, certainly," I agreed. "But the police are not satisfied +with his story." + +"But why should he say he'd done it if he hasn't?" + +That was a point on which I had no intention of enlightening Miss Cram. +Instead I said rather vaguely: + +"I believe that in all prominent murder cases, the police receive +numerous letters from people accusing themselves of the crime." + +Miss Cram's reception of this piece of information was: + +"They must be chumps!" in a tone of wonder and scorn. + +She added, "I'd never do a thing like that." + +"I'm sure you wouldn't," I said. + +"Well," she said with a sigh. "I suppose I must be trotting along." She +rose. "Mr. Redding accusing himself of the murder will be a bit of news +for Dr. Stone." + +"Is he interested?" asked Griselda. + +Miss Cram furrowed her brows perplexedly. + +"He's a queer one. You never can tell with him. All wrapped up in the +past. He'd a hundred times rather look at a nasty old bronze knife out +of one of those humps of ground than he would see the knife Crippen cut +up his wife with, supposing he had a chance to." + +"Well," I said. "I must confess I agree with him." + +Miss Cram's eyes expressed incomprehension and slight contempt. Then, +with reiterated good-byes, she took her departure. + +"Not such a bad sort, really," said Griselda as the door closed behind +her. "Terribly common, of course, but one of those big, bouncing, +good-humoured girls that you can't dislike. I wonder what really +brought her here?" + +"Curiosity." + +"Yes, I suppose so. Now, Len, tell me all about it. I'm simply dying to +hear." + +I sat down and recited faithfully all the happenings of the morning, +Griselda interpolating the narrative with little exclamations of +surprise and interest. + +"So it was Anne Lawrence was after all along! Not Lettice. How blind +we've all been. That must have been what old Miss Marple was hinting at +yesterday. Don't you think so?" + +"Yes," I said, averting my eyes. + +Mary entered. + +"There's a couple of men here--come from a newspaper, so they say. Do +you want to see them?" + +"No," I said. "Certainly not. Refer them to Inspector Slack at the +police station." + +Mary nodded and turned away. + +"And when you've got rid of them," I said, "come back here. There's +something I want to ask you." + +Mary nodded again. + +It was some few minutes before she returned. + +"Had a job getting rid of them," she said. "Persistent. You never saw +anything like it. Wouldn't take 'no' for an answer." + +"I expect we shall be a good deal troubled with them," I said. "Now, +Mary, what I want to ask you is this: Are you quite certain you didn't +hear the shot yesterday evening?" + +"The shot that killed him? No, of course I didn't. If I had of done, I +should have gone in to see what had happened." + +"Yes, but--" I was remembering Miss Marple's statement that she had +heard a shot "in the wood." I changed the form of my question. "Did you +hear any other shot--one down in the wood, for instance?" + +"Oh! that." The girl paused. "Yes, now I come to think of it, I believe +I did. Not a lot of shots, just one. Queer sort of bang it was." + +"Exactly," I said. "Now what time was that?" + +"Time?" + +"Yes, time." + +"I couldn't say, I'm sure. Well after tea time. I do know that." + +"Can't you get a little nearer than that?" + +"No, I can't. I've got my work to do, haven't I? I can't go on looking +at clocks the whole time--and it wouldn't be much good anyway--the +alarm loses a good three quarters every day, and what with putting it +on, and one thing and another, I'm never exactly sure what time it is." + +This perhaps explains why our meals are never punctual. They are +sometimes too late and sometimes bewilderingly early. + +"Was it long before Mr. Redding came?" + +"No, it wasn't long. Ten minutes--a quarter of an hour--not longer than +that." + +I nodded my head, satisfied. + +"Is that all?" said Mary. "Because what I mean to say is, I've got the +joint in the oven and the pudding boiling over as likely as not." + +"That's all right. You can go." + +She left the room and I turned to Griselda. + +"Is it quite out of the question to induce Mary to say 'sir' or 'm'am'?" + +"I have told her. She doesn't remember. She's just a raw girl, +remember." + +"I am perfectly aware of that," I said. "But raw things do not +necessarily remain raw forever. I feel a tinge of cooking might be +induced in Mary." + +"Well, I don't agree with you," said Griselda. "You know how little we +can afford to pay a servant. If once we got her smartened up at all, +she'd leave. Naturally. And get higher wages. But as long as Mary can't +cook and has these awful manners--well, we're safe; nobody else would +have her." + +I perceived that my wife's methods of housekeeping were not so entirely +haphazard as I had imagined. A certain amount of reasoning underlay +them. Whether it was worth while having a maid at the price of her not +being able to cook, and having a habit of throwing dishes and remarks +at one with the same disconcerting abruptness was a debatable matter. + +"And anyway," continued Griselda, "you must make allowances for her +manners being worse than usual just now. You can't expect her to feel +exactly sympathetic about Colonel Protheroe's death when he jailed her +young man." + +"Did he jail her young man?" + +"Yes, for poaching. You know, that man Archer. Mary has been walking +out with him for two years." + +"I didn't know that." + +"Darling Len, you never know anything." + +"It's queer," I said, "that everyone says the shot came from the woods." + +"I don't think it's queer at all," said Griselda. "You see, one so +often does hear shots in the wood. So, naturally, when you do hear a +shot, you just assume as a matter of course that it _is_ in the wood. +It probably just sounds a bit louder than usual. Of course, if you were +in the next room, you'd realize that it was in the house, but from +Mary's kitchen, with the window right the other side of the house, I +don't believe you'd ever think of such a thing." + +The door opened again. + +"Colonel Melchett's back," said Mary. "And that police Inspector with +him, and they say they'd be glad if you'd join them. They're in the +study." + + + + + Chapter 11 + + +I saw at a glance that Colonel Melchett and Inspector Slack had not +been seeing eye to eye about the case. Melchett looked flushed and +annoyed, and the Inspector looked sulky. + +"I'm sorry to say," said Melchett, "that Inspector Slack doesn't agree +with me in considering young Redding innocent." + +"If he didn't do it, what does he go and say he did it for?" asked +Slack sceptically. + +"Mrs. Protheroe acted in an exactly similar fashion, remember, Slack." + +"That's different. She's a woman, and women act in that silly way. I'm +not saying she did it, for a moment. She heard he was accused, and she +trumped up a story. I'm used to that sort of game. You wouldn't believe +the fool things I've known women do. But Redding's different. He's got +his head screwed on all right. And if he admits he did it, well, I +say he did do it. It's his pistol--you can't get away from that. And, +thanks to this business of Mrs. Protheroe, we know the motive. That was +the weak point before, but now we know it--why, the whole thing's plain +sailing." + +"You think he can have shot him earlier? At six-thirty, say?" + +"He can't have done that." + +"You've checked up his movements?" + +The Inspector nodded. + +"He was in the village near the Blue Boar at ten past six. From there +he came along the back lane where you say the old lady next door saw +him--she doesn't miss much, I should say,--and kept his appointment +with Mrs. Protheroe in the studio in the garden. They left there +together just after six-thirty and went along the lane to the village, +being joined by Dr. Stone. He corroborates that all right--I've seen +him. They all stood talking just by the post office for a few minutes; +then Mrs. Protheroe went into Miss Hartnell's to borrow a gardening +magazine. That's all right, too. I've seen Miss Hartnell. Mrs. +Protheroe remained there talking to her till just on seven o'clock, +when she exclaimed at the lateness of the hour and said she must get +home." + +"What was her manner?" + +"Very easy and pleasant, Miss Hartnell said. She seemed in good +spirits--Miss Hartnell is quite sure there was nothing on her mind." + +"Well, go on." + +"Redding, he went with Dr. Stone to the Blue Boar, and they had a drink +together. He left there at twenty minutes to seven, went rapidly along +the village street and down the road to the Vicarage. Lots of people +saw him." + +"Not down the back lane this time?" commented the Colonel. + +"No--he came to the front, asked for the Vicar, heard Colonel Protheroe +was there, went in--and shot him--just as he said he did! That's the +truth of it and we needn't look further." + +Melchett shook his head. + +"There's the doctor's evidence. You can't get away from that. Protheroe +was shot not later than six-thirty." + +"Oh! doctors!" Inspector Slack looked contemptuous. "If you're going +to believe doctors. Take out all your teeth--that's what they do +nowadays--and then say they're very sorry, but all the time it was +appendicitis. Doctors!" + +"This isn't a question of diagnosis. Dr. Haydock was absolutely +positive on the point. You can't go against the medical evidence, +Slack." + +"And there's my evidence for what it is worth," I said, suddenly +recalling a forgotten incident. "I touched the body and it was cold. +That I can swear to." + +"You see, Slack?" said Melchett. + +Inspector Slack gave in with a good grace. + +"Well, of course, if that's so. But there it was--a beautiful case. Mr. +Redding only too anxious to be hanged, so to speak." + +"That, in itself, strikes me as a little unnatural," observed Colonel +Melchett. + +"Well, there's no accounting for tastes," said the Inspector. "There's +a lot of gentlemen went a bit balmy after the War. Now, I suppose, it +means starting again at the beginning." He turned on me. "Why you went +out of your way to mislead me about the clock, sir, I can't think. +Obstructing the ends of justice, that's what that was." + +I was stung. + +"I tried to tell you on three separate occasions," I said. "And each +time you shut me up and refused to listen." + +"That's just a way of speaking, sir. You could have told me perfectly +well if you had had a mind to. The clock and the note seemed to tally +perfectly. Now, according to you, the clock was all wrong. I never knew +such a case. What's the sense of keeping a clock a quarter of an hour +fast anyway?" + +"It is supposed," I said, "to induce punctuality." + +The Inspector snorted. + +"I don't think we need go farther into that now, Inspector," said +Colonel Melchett tactfully. "What we want now is the true story from +both Mrs. Protheroe and young Redding. I telephoned to Haydock and +asked him to bring Mrs. Protheroe over here with him. They ought to be +here in about a quarter of an hour. I think it would be as well to have +Redding here first." + +"I'll get on to the station," said Inspector Slack, and took up the +telephone. + +He spoke down it. + +"And now," he said replacing the receiver, "we'll get to work on this +room." + +He looked at me in a meaning fashion. + +"Perhaps," I said, "you'd like me out of the way." + +The Inspector immediately opened the door for me. Melchett called out: + +"Come back when young Redding arrives, will you, Vicar? You're a friend +of his, and you may have sufficient influence to persuade him to speak +the truth." + +I found my wife and Miss Marple with their heads together. + +"We've been discussing all sorts of possibilities," said Griselda. +"I wish you'd solve the case, Miss Marple, like you did the way Miss +Wetherby's gill of pickled shrimps disappeared. And all because it +reminded you of something quite different about a sack of coals." + +"You're laughing, my dear," said Miss Marple. "But after all, that is a +very sound way of arriving at the truth. It's really what people call +intuition and make such a fuss about. Intuition is like reading a word +without having to spell it out. A child can't do that, because it has +had so little experience. But a grown-up person knows the word because +he's seen it often before. You catch my meaning, Vicar?" + +"Yes," I said slowly. "I think I do. You mean that if a thing reminds +you of something else--well, it's probably the same kind of thing." + +"Exactly." + +"And what precisely does the murder of Colonel Protheroe remind you of?" + +Miss Marple sighed. + +"That is just the difficulty. So many parallels come to the mind. For +instance, there was Major Hargraves, a churchwarden and a man highly +respected in every way. And all the time he was keeping a separate +second establishment--a former housemaid, just think of it! And five +children--actually five children--a terrible shock to his wife and +daughter." + +I tried hard to visualize Colonel Protheroe in the rôle of secret +sinner, and failed. + +"And then there was that laundry business," went on Miss Marple. "Miss +Hartnell's opal pin--left most imprudently in a frilled blouse and sent +to the laundry. And the woman who took it didn't want it in the least, +and wasn't by any means a thief. She simply hid it in another woman's +house and told the police she'd seen this other woman take it. Spite, +you know, sheer spite. It's an astonishing motive--spite. A man in it, +of course. There always is." + +This time I failed to see any parallel, however remote. Miss Marple +went on in a dreamy voice, + +"And then there was poor Elwell's daughter--such a pretty, ethereal +girl--tried to stifle her little brother. And there was the money for +the Choir Boys' Outing (before your time, Vicar) actually taken by the +organist. His wife was sadly in debt. Yes, this case makes one think of +so many things--too many. It's very hard to arrive at the truth." + +"I wish you would tell me," I said. "Who were the seven suspects?" + +"The seven suspects?" + +"You said you could think of seven people who would--well, be glad of +Colonel Protheroe's death." + +"Did I? Yes, I remember I did." + +"Was it true?" + +"Oh! certainly it was true. But I mustn't mention names. You can think +of them quite easily yourself, I am sure." + +"Indeed I can't. There is Lettice Protheroe, I suppose, since she +probably comes into money on her father's death. But it is absurd to +think of her in such a connection, and outside her I can think of +nobody." + +"And you, my dear?" said Miss Marple, turning to Griselda. + +Rather to my surprise Griselda coloured up. Something very like tears +started into her eyes. She clenched both her small hands. + +"Oh!" she cried indignantly. "People are hateful--hateful. The things +they say! The beastly things they say!" + +I looked at her curiously. It is very unlike Griselda to be so upset. +She noticed my glance and tried to smile. + +"Don't look at me as though I were an interesting specimen you didn't +understand, Len. Don't let's get heated and wander from the point. I +don't believe that it was Lawrence or Anne, and Lettice is out of the +question. There must be some clue or other that would help us." + +"There is the note, of course," said Miss Marple. "You will remember my +saying this morning that that struck me as exceedingly peculiar." + +"It seems to fix the time of his death with remarkable accuracy," I +said. "And yet, is that possible? Mrs. Protheroe would only have just +left the study. She would hardly have had time to reach the studio. +The only way in which I can account for it is that he consulted his +own watch and that his watch was slow. That seems to me a feasible +solution." + +"I have another idea," said Griselda. "Suppose, Len, that the clock had +already been put back--no, that comes to the same thing--how stupid of +me!" + +"It hadn't been altered when I left," I said. "I remember comparing it +with my watch. Still, as you say, that has no bearing on the present +matter." + +"What do you think, Miss Marple?" asked Griselda. + +The old lady shook her head. + +"My dear, I confess I wasn't thinking about it from that point of view +at all. What strikes me as so curious, and has done from the first, is +the subject matter of that letter." + +"I don't see that," I said. "Colonel Protheroe merely wrote that he +couldn't wait any longer--" + +"_At twenty minutes past six?_" said Miss Marple. "Your maid, Mary, +had already told him that you wouldn't be in till half past six at the +earliest, and he had appeared to be quite willing to wait until then. +And yet, at twenty past six, he sits down and says he 'can't wait any +longer.'" + +I stared at the old lady, feeling an increased respect for her mental +powers. Her keen wits had seen what we had failed to perceive. It _was_ +an odd thing--a very odd thing. + +"If only," I said, "the letter hadn't been dated--" + +Miss Marple nodded her head. + +"Exactly," she said. "If it _hadn't_ been dated!" + +I cast my mind back, trying to recall that sheet of notepaper and the +blurred scrawl, and at the top that neatly printed 6.20. Surely these +figures were on a different scale to the rest of the letter. + +I gave a gasp. + +"Supposing," I said, "it wasn't dated. Supposing that round about +6.30 Colonel Protheroe got impatient and sat down to say he couldn't +wait any longer. And as he was sitting there writing, someone came in +through the window--" + +"Or through the door," suggested Griselda. + +"He'd hear the door and look up." + +"Colonel Protheroe was rather deaf, you remember," said Miss Marple. + +"Yes, that's true. He wouldn't hear it. Whichever way the murderer +came, he stole up behind the Colonel and shot him. Then he saw the note +and the clock and the idea came to him. He put 6.20 at the top of the +letter and he altered the clock to 6.22. It was a clever idea. It gave +him, or so he would think, a perfect alibi." + +"And what we want to find," said Griselda, "is someone who has a cast +iron alibi for 6.20, but no alibi at all for--well, that isn't so easy. +One can't fix the time." + +"We can fix it within very narrow limits," I said. "Haydock places 6.30 +as the outside limit of time. I suppose one could perhaps shift it to +6.35, from the reasoning we have just been following out; it seems +clear that Protheroe would not have got impatient before 6.30. I think +we can say we do know pretty well." + +"Then that shot I heard--yes, I suppose it is quite possible. And I +thought nothing about it--nothing at all. Most vexing. And yet, now I +try to recollect, it does seem to me that it was different from the +usual sort of shot one hears. Yes, there was a difference." + +"Louder?" I suggested. + +No, Miss Marple didn't think it had been louder. In fact, she found it +hard to say in what way it had been different, but she still insisted +that it was. + +I thought she was probably persuading herself of the fact rather than +actually remembering it, but she had just contributed such a valuable +new outlook to the problem that I felt highly respectful towards her. + +She rose, murmuring that she must really get back--it had been so +tempting just to run over and discuss the case with dear Griselda. I +escorted her to the boundary wall and the back gate, and returned to +find Griselda wrapped in thought. + +"Still puzzling over that note?" I asked. + +"No." + +She gave a sudden shiver and shook her shoulders impatiently. + +"Len, I've been thinking. How badly someone must have hated Anne +Protheroe." + +"Hated her?" + +"Yes. Don't you see? There's no real evidence against Lawrence--all the +evidence against him is what you might call accidental. He just happens +to take it into his head to come here. If he hadn't--well, no one would +have thought of connecting him with the crime. But Anne is different. +Suppose someone knew that she was here at exactly 6.20--the clock and +the time on the letter--everything pointing to her. I don't think it +was only because of an alibi it was moved to that exact time--I think +there was more in it than that--a direct attempt to fasten the business +on her. If it hadn't been for Miss Marple saying she hadn't got the +pistol with her, and noticing that she was only a moment before going +down to the studio--Yes, if it hadn't been for that...." She shivered +again. "Len--I feel that someone hated Anne Protheroe very much. I--I +don't like it." + + + + + Chapter 12 + + +I was summoned to the study when Lawrence Redding arrived. He looked +haggard, and, I thought, suspicious. Colonel Melchett greeted him with +something approaching cordiality. + +"We want to ask you a few questions--here, on the spot," he said. + +Lawrence sneered slightly. + +"Isn't that a French idea? Reconstruction of the crime?" + +"My dear boy," said Colonel Melchett. "Don't take that tone with us. +Are you aware that someone else has also confessed to committing the +crime which you pretend to have committed?" + +The effect of these words on Lawrence was painful and immediate. + +"S-s-omeone else?" he stammered. "Who--who?" + +"Mrs. Protheroe," said Colonel Melchett, watching him. + +"Absurd. She never did it. She couldn't have. It's impossible." + +Melchett interrupted him. + +"Strangely enough, we did not believe her story. Neither, I may say, do +we believe yours. Dr. Haydock says positively that the murder could not +have been committed at the time you say it was." + +"Dr. Haydock says that?" + +"Yes; so, you see, you are cleared whether you like it or not. And now +we want you to help us, to tell us exactly what occurred." + +Lawrence still hesitated. + +"You're not deceiving me about--about Mrs. Protheroe? You really don't +suspect her?" + +"On my word of honour," said Colonel Melchett. + +Lawrence drew a deep breath. + +"I've been a fool," he said. "An absolute fool. How I could have +thought for one minute that she did it--" + +"Suppose you tell us all about it?" suggested the Chief Constable. + +"There's not much to tell. I--I met Mrs. Protheroe that afternoon--" + +He paused. + +"We know all about that," said Melchett. "You may think that your +feeling for Mrs. Protheroe and hers for you was a dead secret, but in +reality it was known and commented upon. In any case everything is +bound to come out now." + +"Very well then. I expect you are right. I had promised the Vicar here" +(he glanced at me) "to--to go right away. I met Mrs. Protheroe that +evening in the studio at a quarter past six. I told her of what I had +decided. She, too, agreed, that it was the only thing to do. We--we +said good-bye to each other. + +"We left the studio, and almost at once Dr. Stone joined us. Anne +managed to seem marvellously natural. I couldn't do it. I went off +with Stone to the Blue Boar and had a drink. Then I thought I'd go +home, but, when I got to the corner of this road, I changed my mind and +decided to come along and see the Vicar. I felt I wanted someone to +talk to about the matter. + +"At the door, the maid told me the Vicar was out but would be in +shortly, but that Colonel Protheroe was in the study waiting for him. +Well, I didn't like to go away again--looked as though I were shirking +meeting him. So I said I'd wait too, and I went into the study." + +He stopped. + +"Well?" said Colonel Melchett. + +"Protheroe was sitting at the writing table--just as you found him. I +went up to him. I saw that he was dead. Then I looked down and saw the +pistol lying on the floor beside him. I picked it up--_and at once saw +that it was my pistol!_ + +"That gave me a turn. My pistol! And then, straightway I leaped to one +conclusion. Anne must have bagged my pistol some time or other--meaning +it for herself if she couldn't bear things any longer. Perhaps she +had had it with her today. After we parted in the village she must +have come back here and--and--Oh! I suppose I was mad to think of +it. But that's what I thought. I slipped the pistol in my pocket and +came away. Just outside the Vicarage gate, I met the Vicar. He said +something nice and normal about seeing Protheroe--suddenly I had a +wild desire to laugh. His manner was so ordinary and everyday, and +there was I all strung up. I remember shouting out something absurd and +seeing his face change. I was nearly off my head, I believe. I went +walking--walking--at last I couldn't bear it any longer. If Anne had +done this ghastly thing, I was, at least, morally responsible. I went +and gave myself up." + +There was a silence when he had finished. Then the Colonel said in a +businesslike voice: + +"I would like to ask just one or two questions. First, did you touch or +move the body in any way?" + +"No, I didn't touch it at all. One could see he was dead without +touching him." + +"Did you notice a note lying on the blotter half concealed by his body?" + +"No." + +"Did you interfere in any way with the clock?" + +"I never touched the clock. I seem to remember a clock lying overturned +on the table, but I never touched it." + +"Now as to this pistol of yours, when did you last see it?" + +Lawrence Redding reflected. + +"It's hard to say exactly." + +"Where do you keep it?" + +"Oh! in a litter of odds and ends in the sitting room in my cottage. On +one of the shelves of the bookcase." + +"You left it lying about carelessly?" + +"Yes. I really didn't think about it. It was just there." + +"So that anyone who came to your cottage could have seen it?" + +"Yes." + +"And you don't remember when you last saw it?" + +Lawrence drew his brows together in a frown of recollection. + +"I'm almost sure it was there the day before yesterday. I remember +pushing it aside to get an old pipe. I think it was the day before +yesterday--but it may have been the day before that." + +"Who has been to your cottage lately?" + +"Oh! crowds of people. Someone is always drifting in and out. I had a +sort of tea party the day before yesterday. Lettice Protheroe, Dennis, +and all their crowd. And then one or other of the old Pussies comes in +now and again." + +"Do you lock the cottage up when you go out?" + +"No, why on earth should I? I've nothing to steal. And no one does lock +his house up round here." + +"Who looks after your wants there?" + +"An old Mrs. Archer comes in every morning to 'do for me,' as it's +called." + +"Do you think she would remember when the pistol was there last?" + +"I don't know. She might. But I don't fancy conscientious dusting is +her strong point." + +"It comes to this--that almost anyone might have taken that pistol?" + +"It seems so--yes." + +The door opened and Dr. Haydock came in with Anne Protheroe. + +She started at seeing Lawrence. He, on his part, made a tentative step +towards her. + +"Forgive me, Anne," he said. "It was abominable of me to think what I +did." + +"I--" she faltered, then looked appealingly at Colonel Melchett. "It is +true, what Dr. Haydock told me?" + +"That Mr. Redding is cleared of suspicion? Yes. And now what about this +story of yours, Mrs. Protheroe? Eh, what about it?" + +She smiled rather shamefacedly. + +"I suppose you think it dreadful of me?" + +"Well, shall we say--very foolish? But that's all over. What I want +now, Mrs. Protheroe, is the truth--the absolute truth." + +She nodded gravely. + +"I will tell you. I suppose you know about--about everything." + +"Yes." + +"I was to meet Lawrence--Mr. Redding--that evening at the studio. At +a quarter past six. My husband and I drove into the village together. +I had some shopping to do. As we parted he mentioned casually that he +was going to see the Vicar. I couldn't get word to Lawrence, and I was +rather uneasy. I--well, it was awkward meeting him in the Vicarage +garden while my husband was at the Vicarage." + +Her cheeks burned as she said this. It was not a pleasant moment for +her. + +"I reflected that perhaps my husband would not stay very long. To find +this out, I came along the back lane and into the garden. I hoped +no one would see me, but of course old Miss Marple had to be in her +garden! She stopped me and we said a few words, and I explained I was +going to call for my husband. I felt I had to say something. I don't +know whether she believed me or not. She looked rather--funny. + +"When I left her, I went straight across to the Vicarage and round the +corner of the house to the study window. I crept up to it very softly +expecting to hear the sound of voices. But to my surprise there were +none. I just glanced in, saw the room was empty, and hurried across the +lawn and down to the studio where Lawrence joined me almost at once." + +"You say the room was empty, Mrs. Protheroe?" + +"Yes; my husband was not there." + +"Extraordinary." + +"You mean, M'am, that you didn't see him?" said the Inspector. + +"No, I didn't see him." + +Inspector Slack whispered to the Chief Constable, who nodded his head. + +"Do you mind, Mrs. Protheroe, just showing us exactly what you did?" + +"Not at all." + +She rose; Inspector Slack pushed open the window for her, and she +stepped out on the terrace and round the house to the left. + +Inspector Slack beckoned me imperiously to go and sit at the writing +table. + +Somehow I didn't much like doing it. It gave me an uncomfortable +feeling. But of course I complied. + +Presently I heard footsteps outside; they paused for a minute, then +retreated. Inspector Slack indicated to me that I could return to the +other side of the room. Mrs. Protheroe re-entered through the window. + +"Is that exactly how it was?" asked Colonel Melchett. + +"I think exactly." + +"Then can you tell us, Mrs. Protheroe, just exactly where the Vicar was +in the room when you looked in?" asked Inspector Slack. + +"The Vicar? I--no, I'm afraid I can't. I didn't see him." + +Inspector Slack nodded. + +"That's how you didn't see your husband. He was round the corner of the +writing desk." + +"Oh!" she paused. Suddenly her eyes grew round with horror. "It wasn't +there that--that--" + +"Yes, Mrs. Protheroe. It was while he was sitting there." + +"Oh!" she shivered. + +He went on with his questions. + +"Did you know, Mrs. Protheroe, that Mr. Redding had a pistol?" + +"Yes. He told me so once." + +"Did you ever have that pistol in your possession?" + +She shook her head. + +"No." + +"Did you know where he kept it?" + +"I'm not sure. I think--yes, I think I've seen it on a shelf in his +cottage. Didn't you keep it there, Lawrence?" + +"When was the last time you were at the cottage, Mrs. Protheroe?" + +"Oh! about three weeks ago. My husband and I had tea there with him." + +"And you have not been there since?" + +"No. I never went there. You see, it would probably cause a lot of talk +in the village." + +"Doubtless," said Colonel Melchett drily. "Where were you in the habit +of seeing Mr. Redding, if I may ask?" + +She blushed. + +"He used to come up to the Hall. He was painting Lettice. We--we often +met in the woods afterwards." + +Colonel Melchett nodded. + +"Isn't that enough?" Her voice was suddenly broken. "It's so +awful--having to tell you all these things. And--and there wasn't +anything wrong about it. There wasn't--indeed, there wasn't. We were +just friends. We--we couldn't help caring for each other." + +She looked pleadingly at Dr. Haydock, and that soft-hearted man stepped +forward. + +"I really think, Melchett," he said, "that Mrs. Protheroe has had +enough. She's had a great shock--in more ways than one." + +The Chief Constable nodded. + +"There is really nothing more I want to ask you, Mrs. Protheroe," he +said. "Thank you for answering my questions so frankly." + +"Then--then I may go?" + +He bowed his head in assent, but I noticed him make an almost +imperceptible sign to Slack, which that worthy answered with a nod +of understanding. Anne Protheroe was not yet completely cleared of +suspicion. The evidence of the note was too strong. + +"Is your wife in?" asked Haydock. "I think Mrs. Protheroe would like to +see her." + +"Yes," I said, "Griselda is in. You'll find her in the drawing room." + +She and Haydock left the room together, and Lawrence Redding with them. + +Colonel Melchett had pursed up his lips and was playing with a paper +knife. Slack was looking at the note. It was then that I mentioned Miss +Marple's theory. + +Slack looked closely at it. + +"My word," he said. "I believe the old lady's right. Look here, sir, +don't you see?--these figures are written in different ink. That date +was written with a fountain pen or I'll eat my boots!" + +We were all rather excited. + +"You've examined the note for fingerprints, of course," said the Chief +Constable. + +"What do you think, Colonel? No fingerprints on the note at all. +Fingerprints on the pistol those of Mr. Lawrence Redding. May have been +some others once, before he went fooling round with it and carrying it +around in his pocket, but there's nothing clear enough to get hold of +now." + +"At first the case looked very black against Mrs. Protheroe," said the +Colonel thoughtfully. "Much blacker than against young Redding. There +was that old woman Marple's evidence that she didn't have the pistol +with her, but these elderly ladies are often mistaken." + +I was silent, but I did not agree with him. I was quite sure that Anne +Protheroe had had no pistol with her, since Miss Marple had said so. +Miss Marple is not the type of elderly lady who makes mistakes. She has +got an uncanny knack of being always right. + +"What did get me was that nobody heard the shot. If it was fired +then--somebody _must_ have heard it--wherever they thought it came +from. Slack, you'd better have a word with the maid." + +Inspector Slack moved with alacrity towards the door. + +"I shouldn't ask her if she heard a shot in the house," I said. +"Because if you do, she'll deny it. Call it a shot in the wood. That's +the only kind of shot she'll admit to hearing." + +"I know how to manage them," said Inspector Slack, and disappeared. + +"Miss Marple says she heard a shot later," said Colonel Melchett +thoughtfully. "We must see if she can fix the time at all precisely. Of +course it may be a stray shot that had nothing to do with the case." + +"It may be, of course," I agreed. + +The Colonel took a turn or two up and down the room. + +"Do you know, Clement," he said suddenly, "I've a feeling that this is +going to turn out a much more intricate and difficult business than any +of us think. Dash it all, there's something behind it." He snorted. +"Something we don't know about. We're only beginning, Clement. Mark my +words, we're only beginning. All these things, the clock, the note, the +pistol--they don't make sense as they stand." + +I shook my head. They certainly didn't. + +"But I'm going to get to the bottom of it. No calling in of Scotland +Yard. Slack's a smart man. He's a very smart man. He's a kind of +ferret. He'll nose his way through to the truth. He's done several very +good things already and this case will be his _chef d'oeuvre_. Some men +would call in Scotland Yard. I shan't. We'll get to the bottom of this +here in Downshire." + +"I hope so, I'm sure," I said. + +I tried to make my voice enthusiastic, but I had already taken such a +dislike to Inspector Slack that the prospect of his success failed to +appeal to me. A successful Slack would, I thought, be even more odious +than a baffled one. + +"Who has the house next door?" asked the Colonel suddenly. + +"You mean at the end of the road? Mrs. Price Ridley." + +"We'll go along to her after Slack has finished with your maid. She +might just possibly have heard something. She isn't deaf or anything, +is she?" + +"I should say her hearing was remarkably keen. I'm going by the +amount of scandal she has started by 'just happening to overhear +accidentally.'" + +"That's the kind of woman we want. Oh! here's Slack." + +The Inspector had the air of one emerging from a severe tussle. He +looked hot. + +"Phew!" he said. "That's a tartar you've got, sir." + +"Mary is essentially a girl of strong character," I replied. + +"Doesn't like the police," he said. "I cautioned her--did what I could +to put the fear of the Law into her, but no good. She stood right up to +me." + +"Spirited," I said, feeling more kindly towards Mary. + +"But I pinned her down all right. She heard one shot--and one shot +only. And it was a good long time after Colonel Protheroe came. I +couldn't get her to name a time, but we fixed it at last by means of +the fish. The fish was late, and she blew the boy up when he came, and +he said it was barely half past six anyway, and it was just after that +she heard the shot. Of course, that's not accurate, so to speak, but it +gives us an idea." + +"H'm," said Melchett. + +"I don't think Mrs. Protheroe's in this after all," said Slack, with +a note of regret in his voice. "She wouldn't have had time, to begin +with, and then women never like fiddling about with firearms. Arsenic's +more in their line. No, I don't think she did it. It's a pity!" + +He sighed. + +Melchett explained that he was going round to Mrs. Price Ridley's, and +Slack approved. + +"May I come with you?" I asked. "I'm getting interested." + +I was given permission and we set forth. A loud "Hi" greeted us as we +emerged from the Vicarage gate, and my nephew, Dennis, came running up +the road from the village to join us. + +"Look here," he said to the Inspector. "What about that footprint I +told you about?" + +"Gardener's," said Inspector Slack laconically. + +"You don't think it might be someone else wearing the gardener's boots?" + +"No, I don't," said Inspector Slack in a discouraging way. + +It would take more than that to discourage Dennis, however. + +He held out a couple of burnt matches. + +"I found these by the Vicarage gate." + +"Thank you," said Slack and put them in his pocket. + +Matters appeared now to have reached a deadlock. + +"You're not arresting Uncle Len, are you?" inquired Dennis facetiously. + +"Why should I?" inquired Slack. + +"There's a lot of evidence against him," declared Dennis. "You ask +Mary. Only the day before the murder he was wishing Colonel Protheroe +out of the world. Weren't you, Uncle Len?" + +"Er--" I began. + +Inspector Slack turned a slow, suspicious stare upon me, and I felt hot +all over. Dennis is exceedingly tiresome. He ought to realize that a +policeman seldom has a sense of humour. + +"Don't be absurd, Dennis," I said irritably. + +The innocent child opened his eyes in a stare of surprise. + +"I say, it's only a joke," he said. "Uncle Len just said that anyone +who murdered Colonel Protheroe would be doing the world a service." + +"Ah!" said Inspector Slack, "that explains something the maid said." + +Servants very seldom have any sense of humour either. I cursed Dennis +heartily in my mind for bringing the matter up. That and the clock +together will make the Inspector suspicious of me for life. + +"Come on, Clement," said Colonel Melchett. + +"Where are you going? Can I come too?" asked Dennis. + +"No, you can't," I snapped. + +We left him looking after us with a hurt expression. We went up to the +neat front door of Mrs. Price Ridley's house, and the Inspector knocked +and rang in what I can only describe as an official manner. + +A pretty parlour maid answered the bell. + +"Mrs. Price Ridley in?" inquired Melchett. + +"No, sir." The maid paused and added, "She's just gone down to the +police station." + +This was a totally unexpected development. As we retraced our steps, +Melchett caught me by the arm and murmured: + +"If she's gone to confess to the crime too, I really shall go off my +head." + + + + + Chapter 13 + + +I hardly thought it likely that Mrs. Price Ridley had anything so +dramatic in view, but I did wonder what had taken her to the police +station. Had she really got evidence of importance, or that she thought +of importance, to offer? At any rate we should soon know. + +We found Mrs. Price Ridley talking at a high rate of speed to a +somewhat bewildered looking police constable. That she was extremely +indignant I knew from the way the bow in her hat was trembling. +Mrs. Price Ridley wears what, I believe, are known as "Hats for +Matrons"--they make a specialty of them in our adjacent town of Much +Benham. They perch easily on a superstructure of hair and are somewhat +overweighted with large bows of ribbon. Griselda is always threatening +to get a Matron's hat. + +Mrs. Price Ridley paused in her flow of words upon our entrance. + +"Mrs. Price Ridley?" inquired Colonel Melchett, lifting his hat. + +"Let me introduce Colonel Melchett to you, Mrs. Price Ridley," I said. +"Colonel Melchett is our Chief Constable." + +Mrs. Price Ridley looked at me coldly, but produced the semblance of a +gracious smile for the Colonel. + +"We've just been round to your house, Mrs. Price Ridley," explained the +Colonel, "and heard you had come down here." + +Mrs. Price Ridley thawed altogether. + +"Ah!" she said. "I'm glad _some_ notice is being taken of the +occurrence. Disgraceful, I call it. Simply disgraceful." + +There is no doubt that murder is disgraceful, but it is not the word I +should use to describe it myself. It surprised Melchett too, I could +see. + +"Have you any light to throw upon the matter?" he asked. + +"That's your business. It's the business of the police. What do we pay +rates and taxes for, I should like to know?" + +One wonders how many times that query is uttered in a year! + +"We're doing our best, Mrs. Price Ridley," said the Chief Constable. + +"But the man here hadn't even heard of it till I told him about it!" +cried the lady. + +We all looked at the constable. + +"Lady been rung up on the telephone," he said. "Annoyed. Matter of +obscene language, I understand." + +"Oh! I see." The Colonel's brow cleared. "We've been talking at cross +purposes. You came down here to make a complaint, did you?" + +Melchett is a wise man. He knows that, when it is a question of an +irate middle-aged lady, there is only one thing to be done--to listen +to her. When she has said all that she wants to say, there is a chance +that she will listen to you. + +Mrs. Price Ridley surged into speech. + +"Such disgraceful occurrences ought to be prevented. They ought not to +occur. To be rung up in one's own house and insulted--yes, insulted. +I'm not accustomed to such things happening. Ever since the War there +has been a loosening of moral fibre. Nobody minds what they say, and as +to the clothes they wear--" + +"Quite," said Colonel Melchett hastily. "What happened exactly?" + +Mrs. Price Ridley took breath and started again. + +"I was rung up--" + +"When?" + +"Yesterday afternoon--evening to be exact. About half past six. I +went to the telephone, suspecting nothing. Immediately I was foully +attacked, threatened--" + +"What actually was said?" + +Mrs. Price Ridley got slightly pink. + +"That I decline to state." + +"Obscene language," murmured the Constable in a ruminative bass. + +"Was bad language used?" asked Colonel Melchett. + +"It depends on what you call bad language." + +"Could you understand it?" I asked. + +"Of course I could understand it." + +"Then it couldn't have been bad language," I said. + +Mrs. Price Ridley looked at me suspiciously. + +"A refined lady," I explained, "is naturally unacquainted with bad +language." + +"It wasn't that kind of thing," said Mrs. Price Ridley. "At first, I +must admit, I was quite taken in. I thought it was a genuine message. +Then the--er--person became abusive." + +"Abusive?" + +"Most abusive. I was quite alarmed." + +"Used threatening language, eh?" + +"Yes. I am not accustomed to being threatened." + +"What did they threaten you with? Bodily damage?" + +"Not exactly." + +"I'm afraid, Mrs. Price Ridley, you must be more explicit. In what way +were you threatened?" + +This Mrs. Price Ridley seemed singularly reluctant to answer. + +"I can't remember exactly. It was all so upsetting. But right at the +end--when I was really _very_ upset, this--this--_wretch_ laughed." + +"Was it a man's voice or a woman's?" + +"It was a degenerate voice," said Mrs. Price Ridley with dignity. "I +can only describe it as a kind of perverted voice. Now gruff, now +squeaking. Really a very _peculiar_ voice." + +"Probably a practical joke," said the Colonel soothingly. + +"A most wicked thing to do, if so. I might have had a heart attack." + +"We'll look into it," said the Colonel. "Eh, Inspector? Trace the +telephone call. You can't tell me more definitely exactly what was +said, Mrs. Price Ridley?" + +A struggle began in Mrs. Price Ridley's ample black bosom. The desire +for reticence fought against a desire for vengeance. Vengeance +triumphed. + +"This, of course, will go no farther," she began. + +"Of course not." + +"This creature began by saying--I can hardly bring myself to repeat +it--" + +"Yes, yes," said Melchett encouragingly. + +"'_You are a wicked, scandal-mongering old woman!_' Me, Colonel +Melchett--a scandal-mongering old woman. '_But this time you've gone +too far. Scotland Yard are after you for libel._'" + +"Naturally, you were alarmed," said Melchett, biting his moustache to +conceal a smile. + +"'_Unless you hold your tongue in future, it will be the worse for +you--in more ways than one._' I can't describe to you the menacing way +that was said. I gasped 'Who are you?' faintly--like that, and the +voice answered, '_The Avenger_.' I gave a little shriek; it sounded so +awful, and then--the person laughed. Laughed! Distinctly. And that was +all. I heard him hang up the receiver. Of course I asked the exchange +what number had been ringing me up, but they said they didn't know. You +know what exchanges are. Thoroughly rude and unsympathetic." + +"Quite," I said. + +"I felt quite faint," continued Mrs. Price Ridley. "All on edge and so +nervous that when I heard a shot in the woods I do declare I jumped +almost out of my skin. That will show you." + +"A shot in the woods," said Inspector Slack alertly. + +"In my excited state, it simply sounded to me like a cannon going off. +'Oh!' I said, and sank down on the sofa in a state of prostration. +Clara had to bring me a glass of damson gin." + +"Shocking," said Melchett. "Shocking. All very trying for you. And the +shot sounded very loud, you say? As though it were near at hand?" + +"That was simply the state of my nerves." + +"Of course. Of course. And what time was all this? To help us in +tracing the telephone call, you know." + +"About half past six." + +"You can't give it us more exactly than that?" + +"Well, you see, the little clock on my mantelpiece had just chimed the +half hour, and I said 'Surely that clock is fast.' (It does gain, that +clock.) And I compared it with the watch I was wearing and that only +said ten minutes past, but then I put it to my ear and found it had +stopped. So I thought, 'Well, if that clock is fast, I shall hear the +church tower in a moment or two.' And then, of course, the telephone +bell rang, and I forgot all about it." + +She paused, breathless. + +"Well, that's near enough," said Colonel Melchett. "We'll have it +looked into for you, Mrs. Price Ridley." + +"Just think of it as a silly joke, and don't worry, Mrs. Price Ridley," +I said. + +She looked at me coldly. Evidently the incident of the pound note still +rankled. + +"Very strange things have been happening in this village lately," she +said, addressing herself to Melchett. "Very strange things indeed. +Colonel Protheroe was going to look into them, and what happened to +him, poor man? Perhaps I shall be the next." + +And on that she took her departure, shaking her head with a kind of +ominous melancholy. Melchett muttered under his breath, "No such luck." +Then his face grew grave, and he looked inquiringly at Inspector Slack. + +That worthy nodded his head slowly. + +"This about settles it, sir. That's three people who heard the shot. +We've got to find out now who fired it. This business of Mr. Redding's +has delayed us. But we've got several starting points. Thinking Mr. +Redding was guilty, I didn't bother to look into them. But that's all +changed now. And now one of the first things to do is to look up that +telephone call." + +"Mrs. Price Ridley's?" + +The Inspector grinned. + +"No--though I suppose we'd better make a note of that or else we shall +have the old girl bothering in here again. No, I meant that fake call +that got the Vicar out of the way." + +"Yes," said Melchett. "That's important." + +"And the next thing is to find out what everyone was doing that evening +between six and seven. Everyone at Old Hall, I mean, and pretty well +everyone in the village as well." + +I gave a sigh. + +"What wonderful energy you have, Inspector Slack." + +"I believe in hard work. We'll begin by just noting down your own +movements, Mr. Clement." + +"Willingly. The telephone call came through about half past five." + +"A man's voice, or a woman's?" + +"A woman's. At least it sounded like a woman's. But of course I took it +for granted it was Mrs. Abbott speaking." + +"You didn't recognize it as being Mrs. Abbott's?" + +"No, I can't say I did. I didn't notice the voice particularly, or +think about it." + +"And you started right away? Walked? Haven't you got a bicycle?" + +"No." + +"I see. So it took you--how long?" + +"It's very nearly two miles, whichever way you go." + +"Through Old Hall woods is the shortest way, isn't it?" + +"Actually, yes. But it's not particularly good going. I went and came +back by the footpath across the fields." + +"The one that comes out opposite the Vicarage gate?" + +"Yes." + +"And Mrs. Clement?" + +"My wife was in London. She arrived back by the 6.50 train." + +"Right. The maid I've seen. That finishes with the Vicarage. I'll be +off to Old Hall next. And then I want an interview with Mrs. Lestrange. +Queer her going to see Protheroe the night before he was killed. A lot +of queer things about this case." + +I agreed. + +Glancing at the clock, I realized that it was nearly lunch time. I +invited Melchett to partake of pot luck with us, but he excused himself +on the plea of having to go to the Blue Boar. The Blue Boar gives you +a first-rate meal of the joint and two vegetable type. I thought his +choice was a wise one. After her interview with the police, Mary would +probably be feeling more temperamental than usual. + + + + + Chapter 14 + + +On my way home, I ran into Miss Hartnell, and she detained me at least +ten minutes, declaiming in her deep bass voice against the improvidence +and ungratefulness of the lower classes. The crux of the matter seemed +to be that The Poor did not want Miss Hartnell in their houses. My +sympathies were entirely on their side. I am debarred by my social +standing from expressing my prejudices in the forceful manner they do. +I soothed her as best I could and made my escape. + +Haydock overtook me in his car at the corner of the Vicarage road. + +"I've just taken Mrs. Protheroe home," he called. + +He waited for me at the gate of his house. + +"Come in a minute," he said. + +I complied. + +"This is an extraordinary business," he said as he threw his hat on a +chair and opened the door into his surgery. + +He sank down on a shabby leather chair, and stared across the room. He +looked harried and perplexed. + +I told him that we had succeeded in fixing the time of the shot. He +listened with an almost abstracted air. + +"That lets Anne Protheroe out," he said. "Well, well, I'm glad it's +neither of those two. I like 'em both." + +I believed him, and yet it occurred to me to wonder why, since, as he +said, he liked them both, their freedom from complicity seemed to have +had the result of plunging him in gloom. This morning he had looked +like a man with a weight lifted from his mind; now he looked thoroughly +rattled and upset. + +And yet I was convinced that he meant what he said. He was fond of both +Anne Protheroe and Lawrence Redding. Why, then, this gloomy absorption? + +He roused himself with an effort. + +"I meant to tell you about Hawes. All this business has driven him out +of my mind." + +"Is he really ill?" + +"There's nothing radically wrong with him. You know, of course, that +he's had _Encephalitis Lethargica_--sleeping sickness, as it's commonly +called?" + +"No," I said, very much surprised. "I didn't know anything of the kind. +He never told me anything about it. When did he have it?" + +"About a year ago. He recovered all right--as far as one ever recovers. +It's a strange disease--has a queer moral effect. The whole character +may change after it." + +He was silent for a moment or two and then said: + +"We think with horror now of the days when we burnt witches. I believe +the day will come when we will shudder to think that we ever hanged +criminals." + +"You don't believe in capital punishment?" + +"It's not so much that." He paused. "You know," he said slowly, "I'd +rather have my job than yours." + +"Why?" + +"Because your job deals very largely with what we call right and +wrong--and I'm not at all sure that there's any such thing. Suppose +it's all a question of glandular secretion. Too much of one gland, too +little of another--and you get your murderer, your thief, your habitual +criminal. Clement, I believe the time will come when we'll be horrified +to think of the long centuries in which we've indulged in what you +may call moral reprobation, to think how we've punished people for +disease--which they can't help, poor devils. You don't hang a man for +having tuberculosis." + +"He isn't dangerous to the community." + +"In a sense he is. He infects other people. Or take a man who fancies +he's the Emperor of China. You don't say 'how wicked of him.' I take +your point about the community. The community must be protected. +Shut up these people where they can't do any harm--even put them +peacefully out of the way--yes, I'd go as far as that. But don't call +it punishment. Don't bring shame on them and their innocent families." + +I looked at him curiously. + +"I've never heard you speak like this before." + +"I don't usually air my theories abroad. Today I'm riding my hobby. +You're an intelligent man, Clement, which is more than some parsons +are. You won't admit, I daresay, that there's no such thing as what is +technically termed 'Sin,' but you're broad-minded enough to consider +the possibility of such a thing." + +"It strikes at the root of all our accepted ideas," I said. + +"Yes, we're a narrow-minded, self-righteous lot, only too keen to judge +matters we know nothing about. I honestly believe crime is a case +for the doctor, not the policeman and not the parson. In the future, +perhaps, there won't be any such thing." + +"You'll have cured it?" + +"We'll have cured it. Rather a wonderful thought. Have you ever studied +the statistics of crime? No--very few people have. I have, though. +You'd be amazed at the amount there is of adolescent crime--glands +again, you see. Young Neil, the Oxfordshire murderer, killed five +little girls before he was suspected. Nice lad--never given any trouble +of any kind. Lily Rose, the little Cornish girl, killed her uncle +because he docked her of sweets. Hit him when he was asleep with a coal +hammer. Went home and a fortnight later killed her elder sister who +had annoyed her about some trifling matter. Neither of them hanged, of +course. Sent to a home. May be all right later--may not. Doubt if the +girl will. The only thing she cares about is seeing the pigs killed. Do +you know when suicide is commonest? Fifteen to sixteen years of age. +From self-murder to murder of someone else isn't a very long step. But +it's not a moral lack--it's a physical one." + +"What you say is terrible!" + +"No--it's only new to you. New truths have to be faced. One's ideas +adjusted. But sometimes--it makes life difficult." + +He sat there frowning, yet with a strange look of weariness. + +"Haydock," I said, "if you suspected--if you knew--that a certain +person was a murderer, would you give that person up to the law, or +would you be tempted to shield him?" + +I was quite unprepared for the effect of my question. He turned on me +angrily and suspiciously. + +"What makes you say that, Clement? What's in your mind? Out with it, +man." + +"Why, nothing particular," I said rather taken aback. "Only--well, +murder is in our minds just now. If by any chance you happened to +discover the truth--I wondered how you would feel about it, that was +all." + +His anger died down. He stared once more straight ahead of him, like a +man trying to read the answer to a riddle that perplexes him, yet which +exists only in his own brain. + +"If I suspected--if I knew--I should do my duty, Clement. At least, I +hope so." + +"The question is--which way would you consider your duty lay?" + +He looked at me with inscrutable eyes. + +"That question comes to every man some time in his life, I suppose, +Clement. And every man has to decide it in his own way." + +"You don't know?" + +"No, I don't know...." + +I felt the best thing was to change the subject. + +"That nephew of mine is enjoying this case thoroughly," I said. "Spends +his entire time looking for footprints and cigarette ash." + +Haydock smiled. + +"What age is he?" + +"Just sixteen. You don't take tragedies seriously at that age. It's all +Sherlock Holmes and Arsène Lupin to you." + +Haydock said thoughtfully: + +"He's a fine looking boy. What are you going to do with him?" + +"I can't afford a University education, I'm afraid. The boy himself +wants to go into the Merchant Service. He failed for the Navy." + +"Well--it's a hard life--but he might do worse. Yes, he might do worse." + +"I must be going," I exclaimed, catching sight of the clock. "I'm +nearly half an hour late for lunch." + +My family were just sitting down when I arrived. They demanded a full +account of the morning's activities, which I gave them, feeling, as I +did so, that most of it was in the nature of an anticlimax. + +Dennis, however, was highly entertained by the history of Mrs. Price +Ridley's telephone call, and went into fits of laughter as I enlarged +upon the nervous shock her system had sustained and the necessity for +reviving her with damson gin. + +"Serve the old cat right," he exclaimed. "She's got the worst tongue +in the place. I wish I'd thought of ringing her up and giving her a +fright. I say, Uncle Len, what about giving her a second dose?" + +I hastily begged him to do nothing of the sort. Nothing is more +dangerous than the well-meant efforts of the younger generation to +assist you and show their sympathy. + +Dennis' mood changed suddenly. He frowned and put on his +man-of-the-world air. + +"I've been with Lettice most of the morning," he said. "You know, +Griselda, she's really _very_ worried. She doesn't want to show it, but +she is. Very worried indeed." + +"I should hope so," said Griselda with a toss of her head. + +Griselda is not too fond of Lettice Protheroe. + +"I don't think you're ever quite fair to Lettice." + +"Don't you?" said Griselda. + +"Lots of people don't wear mourning." + +Griselda was silent and so was I. Dennis continued: + +"She doesn't talk to most people, but she _does_ talk to me. She's +awfully worried about the whole thing, and she thinks something ought +to be done about it." + +"She will find," I said, "that Inspector Slack shares her opinion. He +is going up to Old Hall this afternoon, and will probably make the life +of everybody there quite unbearable to them in his efforts to get at +the truth." + +"What do you think _is_ the truth, Len?" asked my wife suddenly. + +"It's hard to say, my dear. I can't say that at the moment I've any +idea at all." + +"Did you say that Inspector Slack was going to trace that telephone +call--the one that took you to the Abbotts?" + +"Yes." + +"But can he do it? Isn't it a very difficult thing to do?" + +"I should not imagine so. The exchange will have a record of the calls." + +"Oh!" My wife relapsed into thought. + +"Uncle Len," said my nephew. "Why were you so ratty with me this +morning for joking about your wishing Colonel Protheroe to be murdered?" + +"Because," I said, "there is a time for everything. Inspector Slack has +no sense of humour. He took your words quite seriously, will probably +cross-examine Mary, and will get out a warrant for my arrest." + +"Doesn't he know when a fellow's ragging?" + +"No," I said. "He does not. He has attained to his present position +through hard work and zealous attention to duty. That has left him no +time for the minor recreations of life." + +"Do you like him, Uncle Len?" + +"No," I said. "I do not. From the first moment I saw him I disliked him +intensely. But I have no doubt that he is a highly successful man in +his profession." + +"You think he'll find out who shot old Protheroe?" + +"If he doesn't," I said, "it will not be for the want of trying." + +Mary appeared and said: + +"Mr. Hawes wants to see you. I've put him in the drawing room, and +here's a note. Waiting for an answer. Verbal will do." + +I tore open the note and read it. + + DEAR MR. CLEMENT, + + _I should be so very grateful if you could come and see me this + afternoon as early as possible. I am in great trouble and would + like your advice._ + + _Sincerely yours_, + ESTELLE LESTRANGE. + +"Say I will come round in about half an hour," I said to Mary. Then I +went into the drawing room to see Hawes. + + + + + Chapter 15 + + +Hawes' appearance distressed me very much. His hands were shaking and +his face kept twitching nervously. In my opinion he should have been in +bed, and I told him so. He insisted that he was perfectly well. + +"I assure you, sir, I never felt better. Never in my life." + +This was so obviously wide of the truth that I hardly knew how to +answer. I have a certain admiration for a man who will not give in to +illness, but Hawes was carrying the thing rather too far. + +"I called to tell you how sorry I was--that such a thing should happen +in the Vicarage." + +"Yes," I said. "It's not very pleasant." + +"It's terrible--quite terrible. It seems they haven't arrested Mr. +Redding after all?" + +"No. That was a mistake. He made--er--rather a foolish statement." + +"And the police are now quite convinced that he is innocent?" + +"Perfectly." + +"Why is that, may I ask? Is it--I mean, do they suspect anyone else?" + +I should never have suspected that Hawes would take such a keen +interest in the details of a murder case. Perhaps it is because it +happened in the Vicarage. He appeared as eager as a reporter. + +"I don't know that I am completely in Inspector Slack's confidence. +So far as I know he does not suspect anyone in particular. He is at +present engaged in making inquiries." + +"Yes. Yes--of course. But who can one imagine doing such a dreadful +thing?" + +I shook my head. + +"Colonel Protheroe was not a popular man, I know that. But murder! For +murder--one would need a very strong motive." + +"So I should imagine," I said. + +"Who could have such a motive? Have the police any idea?" + +"I couldn't say." + +"He might have made enemies, you know. The more I think about it, the +more I am convinced that he was the kind of man to have enemies. He had +a reputation on the Bench for being very severe." + +"I suppose he had." + +"Why, don't you remember, sir? He was telling you yesterday morning +about having been threatened by that man, Archer." + +"Now I come to think of it, so he did," I said. "Of course, I remember. +You were quite near us at the time." + +"Yes, I overheard what he was saying. Almost impossible to help it with +Colonel Protheroe. He had such a very loud voice, hadn't he? I remember +being impressed by your own words, that when his time came, he might +have justice meted out to him instead of mercy." + +"Did I say that?" I asked frowning. My remembrance of my own words was +slightly different. + +"You said it very impressively, sir. I was struck by your words. +Justice is a terrible thing. And to think the poor man was struck down +shortly afterwards. It's almost as though you had a premonition." + +"I had nothing of the sort," I said shortly. I rather dislike Hawes' +tendency to mysticism. There is a touch of the visionary about him. + +"Have you told the police about this man Archer, sir?" + +"I know nothing about him." + +"I mean, have you repeated to them what Colonel Protheroe said--about +Archer having threatened him?" + +"No," I said slowly. "I have not." + +"But you are going to do so?" + +I was silent. I dislike hounding a man down who has already got the +forces of law and order against him. I held no brief for Archer. He is +an inveterate poacher--one of those cheerful ne'er-do-wells that are to +be found in any parish. Whatever he may have said in the heat of anger +when he was sentenced I had no definite knowledge that he felt the same +when he came out of prison. + +"You heard the conversation," I said at last. "If you feel it your duty +to go to the police with it, you must do so." + +"It would come better from you, sir." + +"Perhaps--but to tell the truth--well, I've no fancy for doing it. I +might be helping to put the rope round the neck of an innocent man." + +"But if he shot Colonel Protheroe--" + +"Oh! if! There's no evidence of any kind that he did." + +"His threats." + +"Strictly speaking, the threats were not his but Colonel Protheroe's. +Colonel Protheroe was threatening to show Archer what vengeance was +worth next time he caught him." + +"I don't understand your attitude, sir." + +"Don't you?" I said wearily. "You're a young man. You're zealous in the +cause of right. When you get to my age, you'll find that you like to +give people the benefit of the doubt." + +"It's not--I mean--" + +He paused and I looked at him in surprise. + +"You haven't any--any ideas of your own--as to the identity of the +murderer, I mean?" + +"Good heavens, no." + +Hawes persisted. + +"Or as to the--the motive?" + +"No. Have you?" + +"I? No, indeed. I just wondered. If Colonel Protheroe had--had confided +in you in any way--mentioned anything...." + +"His confidences, such as they were, were heard by the whole village +street yesterday morning," I said drily. + +"Yes. Yes--of course. And you don't think--about Archer?" + +"The police will know all about Archer soon enough," I said. "If I'd +heard him threaten Colonel Protheroe myself, that would be a different +matter. But you may be sure that if he actually has threatened him, +half the people in the village will have heard him, and the news will +get to the police all right. You, of course, must do as you like about +the matter." + +But Hawes seemed curiously unwilling to do anything himself. + +The man's whole attitude was nervous and queer. I recalled what Haydock +had said about his illness. There, I supposed, lay the explanation. + +He took his leave unwillingly, as though he had more to say, and didn't +know how to say it. + +Before he left, I arranged with him to take the Service for the +Mothers' Union followed by the Meeting of District Visitors. I had +several projects of my own for the afternoon. + +Dismissing Hawes and his troubles from my mind, I started off for Mrs. +Lestrange. + +On the table in the hall lay the "Guardian" and the "Church Times" +unopened. + +As I walked I remembered that Mrs. Lestrange had had an interview with +Colonel Protheroe the night before his death. It was possible that +something had transpired in that interview which would throw light upon +the problem of his murder. + +I was shown straight into the little drawing room, and Mrs. Lestrange +rose to meet me. I was struck anew by the marvellous atmosphere that +this woman could create. She wore a dress of some dead black material +that showed off the extraordinary fairness of her skin. There was +something curiously dead about her face. Only the eyes were burningly +alive. There was a watchful look in them today. Otherwise she showed no +signs of animation. + +"It was very good of you to come, Mr. Clement," she said as she shook +hands. "I wanted to speak to you the other day. Then I decided not to +do so. I was wrong." + +"As I told you then, I shall be glad to do anything that can help you." + +"Yes, you said that. And you said it as though you meant it. Very few +people, Mr. Clement, in this world have ever sincerely wished to help +me." + +"I can hardly believe that, Mrs. Lestrange." + +"It is true. Most people--most men, at any rate, are out for their own +hand." + +There was a bitterness in her voice. + +I did not answer and she went on: + +"Sit down, won't you?" + +I obeyed, and she took a chair facing me. She hesitated a moment and +then began to speak very slowly and thoughtfully, seeming to weigh each +word as she uttered it. + +"I am in a very peculiar position, Mr. Clement, and I want to ask your +advice. That is, I want to ask your advice as to what I should do next. +What is past is past and cannot be undone. You understand?" + +Before I could reply, the maid who had admitted me opened the door and +said, with a scared face: + +"Oh! please, m'am, there's a police inspector here, and he says he must +speak to you, please." + +There was a pause. Mrs. Lestrange's face did not change. Only her eyes +very slowly closed and opened again. She seemed to swallow once or +twice, then she said in exactly the same clear, calm voice: + +"Show him in, Hilda." + +I was about to rise, but she motioned me back again with an imperious +hand. + +"If you do not mind--I should be much obliged if you would stay." + +I resumed my seat. + +"Certainly, if you wish it," I murmured, as Slack entered with a brisk +regulation tread. + +"Good afternoon, Madam," he began. + +"Good afternoon, Inspector." + +At this moment he caught sight of me and scowled. There is no doubt +about it; Slack does not like me. + +"You have no objection to the Vicar's presence, I hope?" + +I suppose that Slack could not very well say he had. + +"No-o," he said grudgingly. "Though, perhaps, it might be better--" + +Mrs. Lestrange paid no attention to the hint. + +"What can I do for you, Inspector?" she asked. + +"It's this way, Madam. Murder of Colonel Protheroe. I'm in charge of +the case and making inquiries." + +Mrs. Lestrange nodded. + +"Just as a matter of form, I'm asking everyone just where they were +yesterday evening between the hours of six and seven. Just as a matter +of form, you understand." + +Mrs. Lestrange did not seem in the least discomposed. + +"You want to know where I was yesterday evening between six and seven?" + +"If you please, Madam." + +"Let me see." She reflected a moment. "I was here. In this house." + +"Oh!" I saw the Inspector's eyes flash. "And your maid--you have only +one maid, I think, can confirm that statement?" + +"No, it was Hilda's afternoon out." + +"I see." + +"So unfortunately you will have to take my word for it," said Mrs. +Lestrange pleasantly. + +"You seriously declare that you were at home all the afternoon?" + +"You said between six and seven, Inspector. I was out for a walk +earlier in the afternoon. I returned some time before five o'clock." + +"Then if a lady--Miss Hartnell, for instance--were to declare that she +came here about six o'clock, rang the bell, but could make no one hear +and was compelled to go away again, you'd say she was mistaken, eh?" + +"Oh! no," Mrs. Lestrange shook her head. + +"But--" + +"If your maid is in, she can say not at home. If one is alone and does +not happen to want to see callers--well, the only thing to do is to let +them ring." + +Inspector Slack looked slightly baffled. + +"Elderly women bore me dreadfully," said Mrs. Lestrange. "And Miss +Hartnell is particularly boring. She must have rung at least half a +dozen times before she went away." + +She smiled sweetly at Inspector Slack. + +The Inspector shifted his ground. + +"Then if anyone were to say they'd seen you out and about then--" + +"Oh! but they didn't, did they?" She was quick to sense his weak point. +"No one saw me out, because I was in, you see." + +"Quite so, Madam." + +The Inspector hitched his chair a little nearer. + +"Now I understand, Mrs. Lestrange, that you paid a visit to Colonel +Protheroe at Old Hall the night before his death." + +Mrs. Lestrange said calmly: + +"That is so." + +"Can you indicate to me the nature of that interview?" + +"It concerned a private matter, Inspector." + +"I'm afraid I must ask you to tell me the nature of that private +matter." + +"I shall not tell you anything of the kind. I will only assure you +that nothing which was said at that interview could possibly have any +bearing upon the crime." + +"I don't think you are the best judge of that." + +"At any rate, you will have to take my word for it, Inspector." + +"In fact, I have to take your word about everything." + +"It does seem rather like it," she agreed, still with the same smiling +calm. + +Inspector Slack grew very red. + +"This is a serious matter, Mrs. Lestrange. I want the truth--" He +banged his fist down on a table, "and I mean to get it." + +Mrs. Lestrange said nothing at all. + +"Don't you see, Madam, that you're putting yourself in a very fishy +position?" + +Still Mrs. Lestrange said nothing. + +"You'll be required to give evidence at the inquest." + +"Yes." + +Just the monosyllable. Unemphatic, uninterested. The Inspector altered +his tactics. + +"You were acquainted with Colonel Protheroe?" + +"Yes, I was acquainted with him." + +"Well acquainted?" + +There was a pause before she said: + +"I had not seen him for several years." + +"You were acquainted with Mrs. Protheroe?" + +"No." + +"You'll excuse me, but it was a very unusual time to make a call." + +"Not from my point of view." + +"What do you mean by that?" + +She said clearly and distinctly: + +"I wanted to see Colonel Protheroe alone. I did not want to see +Mrs. Protheroe or Miss Protheroe. I considered this the best way of +accomplishing my objective." + +"Why didn't you want to see Mrs. or Miss Protheroe?" + +"That, Inspector, is my business." + +"Then you refuse to say more?" + +"Absolutely." + +Inspector Slack rose. + +"You'll be putting yourself in a nasty position, Madam, if you're not +careful. All this looks bad--it looks very bad." + +She laughed. I could have told Inspector Slack that this was not the +kind of woman who is easily frightened. + +"Well," he said, extricating himself with dignity, "don't say I +haven't warned you, that's all. Good afternoon, Madam, and mind you, +we're going to get at the truth." + +He departed. Mrs. Lestrange rose and held out her hand. + +"I am going to send you away--yes, it is better so. You see, it is too +late for advice now. I have chosen my part." + +She repeated, in a rather forlorn voice: + +"I have chosen my part." + + + + + Chapter 16 + + +As I went out, I ran into Haydock on the doorstep. He glanced sharply +after Slack, who was just passing through the gate, and demanded: + +"Has he been questioning her?" + +"Yes." + +"He's been civil, I hope?" + +Civility, to my mind, is an art which Inspector Slack has never learnt, +but I presumed that according to his own lights, civil he had been, +and anyway I didn't want to upset Haydock any further. He was looking +worried and upset as it was. So I said he had been quite civil. + +Haydock nodded and passed on into the house, and I went on down the +village street where I soon caught up with the Inspector. I fancy that +he was walking slowly on purpose. Much as he dislikes me, he is not the +man to let dislike stand in the way of acquiring any useful information. + +"Do you know anything about the lady?" he asked me point-blank. + +I said I knew nothing whatever. + +"She's never said anything about why she came here to live?" + +"No." + +"Yet you go and see her?" + +"It is one of my duties to call on my parishioners," I replied, evading +to remark that I had been sent for. + +"H'm, I suppose it is." He was silent for a minute or two and then, +unable to resist discussing his recent failure, he went on, "Fishy +business, it looks to me." + +"You think so?" + +"If you ask me, I say 'blackmail.' Seems funny, when you think of what +Colonel Protheroe was always supposed to be. But there, you never can +tell. He wouldn't be the first churchwarden who'd led a double life." + +Faint remembrances of Miss Marple's remarks on the same subject floated +through my mind. + +"You really think that's likely?" + +"Well, it fits the facts, sir. Why did a smart, well dressed lady come +down to this quiet little hole? Why did she go and see him at that +funny time of day? Why did she avoid seeing Mrs. and Miss Protheroe? +Yes, it all hangs together. Awkward for her to admit--blackmail's a +punishable offence. But we'll get the truth out of her. For all we know +it may have a very important bearing on the case. If Colonel Protheroe +had some guilty secret in his life--something disgraceful--well, you +can see for yourself what a field it opens up." + +I suppose it did. + +"I've been trying to get the butler to talk. He might have overheard +some of the conversation between Colonel Protheroe and Lestrange. +Butlers do sometimes. But he swears he hadn't the least idea of what +the conversation was about. By the way, he got the sack through it. The +Colonel went for him, being angry at his having let her in. The butler +retorted by giving notice. Says he didn't like the place anyway, and +had been thinking of leaving for some time." + +"Really." + +"So that gives us another person who had a grudge against the Colonel." + +"You don't seriously suspect the man--what's his name by the way?" + +"His name's Reeves, and I don't say I do suspect him. What I say is, +you never know. I don't like that soapy, oily manner of his." + +I wonder what Reeves would say of Inspector Slack's manner. + +"I'm going to question the chauffeur now." + +"Perhaps, then," I said, "you'll give me a lift in your car. I want a +short interview with Mrs. Protheroe." + +"What about?" + +"The funeral arrangements." + +"Oh!" Inspector Slack was slightly taken aback. "The inquest's +tomorrow, Saturday." + +"Just so. The funeral will probably be arranged for Tuesday." + +Inspector Slack seemed to be a little ashamed of himself for his +brusqueness. He held out an olive branch in the shape of an invitation +to be present at the interview with the chauffeur, Manning. + +Manning was a nice lad, not more than twenty-five or -six years of age. +He was inclined to be awed by the Inspector. + +"Now then, my lad," said Slack, "I want a little information from you." + +"Yes, sir," stammered the chauffeur. "Certainly, sir." + +If he had committed the murder himself he could not have been more +alarmed. + +"You took your master to the village yesterday?" + +"Yes, sir." + +"What time was that?" + +"Five-thirty." + +"Mrs. Protheroe went too?" + +"Yes, sir." + +"You went straight to the village?" + +"Yes, sir." + +"You didn't stop anywhere on the way?" + +"No, sir." + +"What did you do when you got there?" + +"The Colonel got out and told me he wouldn't want the car again. He'd +walk home. Mrs. Protheroe had some shopping to do. The parcels were put +in the car. Then she said that was all and I drove home." + +"Leaving her in the village?" + +"Yes, sir." + +"What time was that?" + +"A quarter past six, sir. A quarter past exactly." + +"Where did you leave her?" + +"By the church, sir." + +"Had the Colonel mentioned at all where he was going?" + +"He said something about having to see the vet--something to do with +one of the horses." + +"I see. And you drove straight back here?" + +"Yes, sir." + +"There are two entrances to Old Hall, by the South Lodge and by the +North Lodge. I take it that going to the village you would go by the +South Lodge?" + +"Yes, sir, always." + +"And you came back the same way?" + +"Yes, sir." + +"H'm. I think that's all. Ah! here's Miss Protheroe." + +Lettice drifted towards us. + +"I want the Fiat, Manning," she said. "Start her for me, will you?" + +"Very good, Miss." + +He went towards a two-seater and lifted the bonnet. + +"Just a minute, Miss Protheroe," said Slack. "It's necessary that I +should have a record of everybody's movements yesterday afternoon. No +offence meant." + +Lettice stared at him. + +"I never know the time of anything," she said. + +"I understand you went out soon after lunch yesterday." + +She nodded. + +"Where to, please?" + +"To play tennis." + +"Who with?" + +"The Hartley Napiers." + +"At Much Benham?" + +"Yes." + +"And you returned?" + +"I don't know. I tell you I never know these things." + +"You returned," I said, "about seven-thirty." + +"That's right," said Lettice. "In the middle of the shemozzle. Anne +having fits and Griselda supporting her." + +"Thank you, Miss," said the Inspector. "That's all I want to know." + +"How queer," said Lettice. "It seems so uninteresting." + +She moved towards the Fiat. + +The Inspector touched his forehead in a surreptitious manner. + +"A bit wanting?" he suggested. + +"Not in the least," I said. "But she likes to be thought so." + +"Well, I'm off to question the maids now." + +One cannot really like Slack, but one can admire his energy. + +We parted company and I inquired of Reeves if I could see Mrs. +Protheroe. + +"She is lying down, sir, at the moment." + +"Then I'd better not disturb her." + +"Perhaps if you would wait, sir, I know that Mrs. Protheroe is anxious +to see you. She was saying as much at luncheon." + +He showed me into the drawing room, switching on the electric lights, +since the blinds were down. + +"A very sad business all this," I said. + +"Yes, sir." + +His voice was cold and respectful. + +I looked at him. What feelings were at work under that impassive +demeanour. Were there things that he knew and could have told us? There +is nothing so inhuman as the mask of the good servant. + +"Is there anything more, sir?" + +Was there just a hint of anxiety to be gone behind that correct +expression? + +"There's nothing more," I said. + +I had a very short time to wait before Anne Protheroe came to me. We +discussed and settled a few arrangements and then: + +"What a wonderfully kind man Dr. Haydock is," she exclaimed. + +"Haydock is the best fellow I know." + +"He has been amazingly kind to me. But he looks very sad, doesn't he?" + +It had never occurred to me to think of Haydock as sad. I turned the +idea over in my mind. + +"I don't think I've ever noticed it," I said at last. + +"I never have, until today." + +"One's own troubles sharpen one's eyes sometimes," I said. + +"That's very true." + +She paused and then said: + +"Mr. Clement, there's one thing I absolutely _cannot_ make out. If my +husband was shot immediately after I left him, how was it that I didn't +hear the shot?" + +"They have reason to believe that the shot was fired later." + +"But the 6.20 on the note." + +"Was possibly added by a different hand--the murderer's." + +Her cheek paled. + +"How horrible!" + +"It didn't strike you that the date was not in his handwriting?" + +"None of it looked like his handwriting." + +There was some truth in this observation. It was a somewhat illegible +scrawl, not so precise as Protheroe's writing usually was. + +"You are sure they don't still suspect Lawrence?" + +"I think he is definitely cleared." + +"But Mr. Clement, who can it be? Lucius was not popular, I know, but I +don't think he had any real enemies. Not--not that kind of enemy." + +I shook my head. + +"It's a mystery." + +I thought wonderingly of Miss Marple's seven suspects. Who could they +be? + +After I took leave of Anne, I proceeded to put a certain plan of mine +into action. + +I returned from Old Hall by way of a private path. When I reached the +stile, I retraced my steps, and choosing a place where I fancied the +undergrowth showed signs of being disturbed, I turned aside from the +path and forced my way through the bushes. The wood was a thick one, +with a good deal of tangled undergrowth. My progress was not very fast, +and I suddenly became aware that someone else was moving among the +bushes not very far from me. As I paused irresolutely, Lawrence Redding +came into sight. He was carrying a large stone. + +I suppose I must have looked surprised, for he suddenly burst out +laughing. + +"No," he said, "it's not a clue; it's a peace offering." + +"A peace offering?" + +"Well, a basis for negotiations, shall we say? I want an excuse for +calling on your neighbour, Miss Marple, and I have been told that there +is nothing she likes so much as a nice bit of rock or stone for the +Japanese gardens she makes." + +"Quite true," I said. "But what do you want with the old lady?" + +"Just this. If there was anything to be seen yesterday evening Miss +Marple saw it. I don't mean anything necessarily connected with +the crime--that she would think connected with the crime. I mean +some _outré_ or bizarre incident, some simple little happening that +might give us a clue to the truth. Something that she wouldn't think +worthwhile mentioning to the police." + +"It's possible, I suppose." + +"It's worth trying anyhow. Clement, I'm going to get to the bottom of +this business. For Anne's sake, if nobody else's. And I haven't any too +much confidence in Slack--he's a zealous fellow, but zeal can't really +take the place of brains." + +"I see," I said, "that you are that favourite character of fiction, the +amateur detective. I don't know that they really hold their own with +the professional in real life." + +He looked at me shrewdly and suddenly laughed. + +"What are you doing in the wood, padre?" + +I had the grace to blush. + +"Just the same as I am doing, I dare swear. We've got the same idea, +haven't we? _How did the murderer come to the study?_ First way, along +the lane and through the gate; second way, by the front door; third +way--is there a third way? My idea was to see if there were any sign +of the bushes being disturbed or broken anywhere near the wall of the +Vicarage garden." + +"That was just my idea," I admitted. + +"I hadn't really got down to the job, though," continued Lawrence, +"because it occurred to me that I'd like to see Miss Marple first, to +make quite sure that no one did pass along the lane yesterday evening +while we were in the studio." + +I shook my head. + +"She was quite positive that nobody did." + +"Yes, nobody whom she would call anybody--sounds mad, but you see what +I mean. But there might have been someone like a postman or a milkman +or a butcher's boy--someone whose presence would be so natural that you +wouldn't think of mentioning it." + +"You've been reading G. K. Chesterton," I said, and Lawrence did not +deny it. + +"But don't you think there's just possibly something in the idea?" + +"Well, I suppose there might be," I admitted. + +Without further ado we made our way to Miss Marple's. She was working +in the garden, and called out to us as we climbed over the stile. + +"You see," murmured Lawrence, "she sees everybody." + +She received us very graciously, and was much pleased with Lawrence's +immense rock, which he presented with all due solemnity. + +"It's very thoughtful of you, Mr. Redding. Very thoughtful indeed." + +Emboldened by this, Lawrence embarked on his questions. Miss Marple +listened attentively. + +"Yes, I see what you mean, and I quite agree; it is the sort of thing +no one mentions or bothers to mention. But I can assure you that there +was nothing of the kind. Nothing whatever." + +"You are sure, Miss Marple?" + +"Quite sure." + +"Did you see anyone go by the path into the wood that afternoon?" I +asked. "Or come from it?" + +"Oh! yes, quite a number of people. Dr. Stone and Miss Cram went that +way--it's the nearest way to the barrow for them. That was a little +after two o'clock. And Dr. Stone returned that way--as you know, Mr. +Redding, since he joined you and Mrs. Protheroe." + +"By the way," I said, "that shot--the one you heard, Miss Marple. Mr. +Redding and Mrs. Protheroe must have heard it too." + +I looked inquiringly at Lawrence. + +"Yes," he said frowning. "I believe I did hear some shots. Weren't +there one or two shots?" + +"I only heard one," said Miss Marple. + +"It's only the vaguest impression in my mind," said Lawrence. "Curse +it all, I wish I could remember. If only I'd known. You see I was so +completely taken up with--with--" + +He paused, embarrassed. + +I gave a tactful cough. Miss Marple, with a touch of prudishness, +changed the subject. + +"Inspector Slack has been trying to get me to say whether I heard +the shot after Mr. Redding and Mrs. Protheroe had left the studio or +before. I've had to confess that I really could not say definitely, but +I have the impression--which is growing stronger the more I think about +it--that it was after." + +"Then that lets the celebrated Dr. Stone out anyway," said Lawrence +with a laugh. "Not that there has ever been the slightest reason why he +should be suspected of shooting poor old Protheroe." + +"Ah!" said Miss Marple. "But I always find it prudent to suspect +everybody just a little. What I say is, you really never _know_, do +you?" + +This was typical of Miss Marple. I asked Lawrence if he agreed with her +about the shot. + +"I really can't say. You see, it was such an ordinary sound. I should +be inclined to think it had been fired when we were in the studio. The +sound would have been deadened and--and one would have noticed it less +there." + +For other reasons than the sound being deadened, I thought to myself! + +"I must ask Anne," said Lawrence. "She may remember. By the way, +there seems to me to be one curious fact that needs explanation. Mrs. +Lestrange, the Mystery Lady of St. Mary Mead, paid a visit to old +Protheroe after dinner on Wednesday night. And nobody seems to have any +idea what it was all about. Old Protheroe said nothing to either his +wife or Lettice." + +"Perhaps the Vicar knows," said Miss Marple. + +Now how did the woman know that I had been to visit Mrs. Lestrange that +afternoon? The way she always knows things is uncanny. + +I shook my head and said I could throw no light upon the matter. + +"What does Inspector Slack think?" asked Miss Marple. + +"He's done his best to bully the butler--but apparently the butler +wasn't curious enough to listen at the door. So there it is--no one +knows." + +"I expect someone overheard something, though, don't you?" said Miss +Marple. "I mean, somebody always _does_. I think that is where Mr. +Redding might find out something." + +"But Mrs. Protheroe knows nothing." + +"I didn't mean Anne Protheroe," said Miss Marple. "I meant the women +servants. They do so hate telling anything to the police. But a +nice-looking young man--you'll excuse me, Mr. Redding--and one who has +been unjustly suspected--Oh! I'm sure they'd tell him at once." + +"I'll go and have a try this evening," said Lawrence with vigour. +"Thanks for the hint, Miss Marple. I'll go after--well, after a little +job the Vicar and I are going to do." + +It occurred to me that we had better be getting on with it. I said +good-bye to Miss Marple and we entered the woods once more. + +First we went up the path till we came to a new spot, where it +certainly looked as though someone had left the path on the right-hand +side. Lawrence explained that he had already followed this particular +trail and found it led nowhere, but he added that we might as well try +again. He might have been wrong. + +It was, however, as he had said. After about ten or twelve yards, any +sign of broken and trampled leaves petered out. It was from this spot +that Lawrence had broken back towards the path to meet me earlier in +the afternoon. + +We emerged on the path again and walked a little farther along it. +Again we came to a place where the bushes seemed disturbed. The signs +were very slight but, I thought, unmistakable. This time the trail was +more promising. By a devious course, it wound steadily nearer to the +Vicarage. Presently we arrived at where the bushes grew thickly up +to the wall. The wall is a high one and ornamented with fragments of +broken bottles on the top. If anyone had placed a ladder against it, we +ought to find traces of their passage. + +We were working our way slowly along the wall when a sound came to our +ears of a breaking twig. I pressed forward, forcing my way through a +thick tangle of shrubs--and came face to face with Inspector Slack. + +"So it's you," he said. "And Mr. Redding. Now what do you think you two +gentlemen are doing?" + +Slightly crestfallen, we explained. + +"Quite so," said the Inspector. "Not being the fools we're usually +thought to be, I had the same idea myself. I've been here over an hour. +Would you like to know something?" + +"Yes," I said meekly. + +"Whoever murdered Colonel Protheroe didn't come this way to do it! +There's not a sign either on this side of the wall, nor the other. +Whoever murdered Colonel Protheroe came through the front door. There's +no other way he could have come." + +"Impossible," I cried. + +"Why impossible? Your door stands open. Anyone's only got to walk in. +They can't be seen from the kitchen. They know you're safely out of +the way; they know Mrs. Protheroe's in London; they know Mr. Dennis +is at a tennis party. Simple as A.B.C. And they don't need to go or +come through the village. Just opposite the Vicarage gate is a public +footpath and, from it, you can turn into these same woods and come out +whichever way you choose. Unless Mrs. Price Ridley were to come out of +her front gate at that particular minute, it's all clear sailing. A +great deal more so than climbing over walls. The side windows of the +upper story of Mrs. Price Ridley's house do overlook most of that wall. +No, depend upon it, that's the way he came." + +It really seemed as though he must be right. + + + + + Chapter 17 + + +Inspector Slack came round to see me the following morning. He is, I +think, thawing towards me. In time, he may forget the incident of the +clock. + +"Well, sir," he greeted me. "I've traced that telephone call that you +received." + +"Indeed?" I said eagerly. + +"It's rather odd. It was put through from the North Lodge of Old +Hall. Now that Lodge is empty; the lodgekeepers have been pensioned +off, and the new lodgekeepers aren't in yet. The place was empty and +convenient--a window at the back was open. No finger prints on the +instrument itself--it had been wiped clean. That's suggestive." + +"How do you mean?" + +"I mean that it shows that call was put through deliberately to get you +out of the way. Therefore the murder was carefully planned in advance. +If it had been just a harmless practical joke, the fingerprints +wouldn't have been wiped off so carefully." + +"No, I see that." + +"It also shows that the murderer was well acquainted with Old Hall and +its surroundings. It wasn't Mrs. Protheroe who put that call through. +I've accounted for every moment of her time that afternoon. There +are half a dozen servants who can swear that she was at home up till +five-thirty. Then the car came round and drove Colonel Protheroe and +her to the village. The Colonel went to see Quinton, the vet, about one +of the horses. Mrs. Protheroe did some ordering at the grocer's and at +the fish shop, and from there came straight down the back lane where +Miss Marple saw her. All the shops agree she carried no handbag with +her. The old lady was right." + +"She usually is," I said mildly. + +"And Miss Protheroe was over at Much Benham at 5.30." + +"Quite so," I said. "My nephew was there too." + +"That disposes of her. The maids seem all right--a bit hysterical and +upset, but what can you expect? Of course, I've got my eye on the +butler--what with giving notice and all. But I don't think he knows +anything about it." + +"Your inquiries seem to have had rather a negative result, Inspector." + +"They do and they do not, sir. There's one very queer thing has turned +up--quite unexpectedly, I may say." + +"Yes?" + +"You remember the fuss that Mrs. Price Ridley, who lives next door +to you, was kicking up yesterday morning? About being rung up on the +telephone?" + +"Yes?" I said. + +"Well we traced the call just to calm her--and where on this earth do +you think it was put through from?" + +"A call office?" I hazarded. + +"No, Mr. Clement. That call was put through from Mr. Lawrence Redding's +cottage." + +"What?" I exclaimed, surprised. + +"Yes. A bit odd, isn't it? Mr. Redding had nothing to do with it. At +that time, 6.35, he was on his way to the Blue Boar with Dr. Stone, +in full view of the village. But there it is. Suggestive, eh? Someone +walked into that empty cottage and used the telephone. Who was it? +That's two queer telephone calls in one day. Makes you think there's +some connection between them. I'll eat my hat if they weren't both put +through by the same person." + +"But with what object?" + +"Well, that's what we've got to find out. There seems no particular +point in the second one, but there must be a point somewhere. And you +see the significance? Mr. Redding's house used to telephone from. Mr. +Redding's pistol. All throwing suspicion on Mr. Redding." + +"It would be more to the point to have put through the _first_ call +from his house," I objected. + +"Ah! But I've been thinking that out. What did Mr. Redding do most +afternoons? He went up to Old Hall and painted Miss Protheroe. And from +his cottage, he'd go on his motor bicycle, passing through the North +Gate. Now you see the point of the call being put through from there. +_The murderer is someone who didn't know about the quarrel, and that +Mr. Redding wasn't going up to Old Hall anymore._" + +I reflected a moment to let the Inspector's points sink into my brain. +They seemed to me logical and unavoidable. + +"Were there any fingerprints on the receiver in Mr. Redding's cottage?" +I asked. + +"There were not," said the Inspector bitterly. "That dratted old woman +who goes and does for him had been and dusted them off yesterday +morning." He reflected wrathfully for a few minutes. "She's a stupid +old fool anyway. Can't remember when she saw the pistol last. It might +have been there on the morning of the crime or it might not. 'She +couldn't say, she's sure.' They're all alike! + +"Just as a matter of form, I went round and saw Dr. Stone," he went on. +"I must say he was pleasant as could be about it. He and Miss Cram went +up to that mound--or barrow--or whatever you call it, about half past +two yesterday, and stayed there all the afternoon. Dr. Stone came back +alone, and she came later. He says he didn't hear any shot, but admits +he's absent-minded. But it all bears out what we think." + +"Only," I said, "you haven't caught the murderer." + +"H'm," said the Inspector. "It was a woman's voice you heard through +the telephone. It was, in all probability, a woman's voice Mrs. Price +Ridley heard. If only that shot hadn't come hard on the close of the +telephone call--well, I'd know where to look." + +"Where?" + +"Ah! that's just what it's best not to say, sir." + +Unblushingly, I suggested a glass of old port. I have some very fine +old vintage port. Eleven o'clock in the morning is not the usual time +for drinking port, but I did not think that mattered with Inspector +Slack. It was, of course, cruel abuse of the vintage port, but one must +not be squeamish about such things. + +When Inspector Slack had polished off the second glass, he began to +unbend and become genial. Such is the effect of that particular port. + +"I don't suppose it matters with you, sir," he said. "You'll keep it to +yourself? No letting it get round the parish." + +I reassured him. + +"Seeing as the whole thing happened in your house, it almost seems as +though you had a right to know." + +"Just what I feel myself," I said. + +"Well, then, sir, what about the lady who called on Colonel Protheroe +the night before the murder?" + +"Mrs. Lestrange?" I cried, speaking rather loud in my astonishment. + +The Inspector threw me a reproachful glance. + +"Not so loud, sir. Mrs. Lestrange is the lady I've got my eye on. You +remember what I told you--blackmail." + +"Hardly a reason for murder. Wouldn't it be a case of killing the goose +that laid the golden eggs? That is, assuming that your hypothesis is +true, which I don't for a minute admit." + +The Inspector winked at me in a common manner. + +"Ah! she's the kind the gentlemen will always stand up for. Now look +here, sir. Suppose she's successfully blackmailed the old gentleman +in the past. After a lapse of years, she gets wind of him, comes down +here and tries it on again. _But_ in the meantime, things have changed. +The law has taken up a very different stand. Every facility is given +nowadays to people prosecuting for blackmail--names are not allowed to +be reported in the press. Suppose Colonel Protheroe turns round and +says he'll have the law on her. She's in a nasty position. They give a +very severe sentence for blackmail. The boot's on the other leg. The +only thing to do to save herself is to put him out good and quick." + +I was silent. I had to admit that the case the Inspector had built up +was plausible. Only one thing to my mind made it inadmissible--the +personality of Mrs. Lestrange. + +"I don't agree with you, Inspector," I said. "Mrs. Lestrange doesn't +seem to me to be a potential blackmailer. She's--well, it's an +old-fashioned word, but she's a--lady." + +He threw me a pitying glance. + +"Ah! well, sir," he said tolerantly. "You're a clergyman. You don't +know half of what goes on. Lady indeed! You'd be surprised if you knew +some of the things I know." + +"I'm not referring to mere social position. Anyway I should imagine +Mrs. Lestrange to be a _déclassée_. What I mean is a question +of--personal refinement." + +"You don't see her with the same eyes as I do, sir. I may be a man--but +I'm a police officer too. They can't get over me with their personal +refinement. Why, that woman is the kind who could stick a knife into +you without turning a hair." + +Curiously enough, I could believe Mrs. Lestrange guilty of murder more +easily than I could believe her capable of blackmail. + +"But of course she can't have been telephoning to the old lady next +door and shooting Colonel Protheroe at one and the same time," +continued the Inspector. + +The words were hardly out of his mouth when he slapped his leg +ferociously. + +"Got it," he exclaimed. "That's the point of the telephone call. Kind +of _alibi_. Knew we'd connect it with the first one. I'm going to look +into this. She may have bribed some village lad to do the phoning for +her. _He'd_ never think of connecting it with the murder." + +The Inspector hurried off. + +"Miss Marple wants to see you," said Griselda putting her head in. +"She sent over a very incoherent note--all spidery and underlined. +I couldn't read most of it. Apparently she can't leave home herself. +Hurry up and go across and see her and find out what it is. I've got +my old women coming in two minutes or I'd come myself. I do hate old +women--they tell you about their bad legs, and sometimes insist on +showing them to you. What luck that the inquest is this afternoon! You +won't have to go and watch the Boys' Club Cricket Match." + +I hurried off considerably exercised in my own mind as to the reason +for this summons. + +I found Miss Marple in what, I believe, is described as a fluster. She +was very pink and slightly incoherent. + +"My nephew," she explained. "My nephew, Raymond West, the author. He is +coming down today. Such a to-do. I have to see to everything myself. +You cannot trust a maid to air a bed properly, and we must, of course, +have a meat meal tonight. Gentlemen require such a lot of meat, do they +not? And drink. There certainly should be some drink in the house--and +a siphon." + +"If I can do anything--" I began. + +"Oh! how very kind. But I did not mean that. There is plenty of time +really. He brings his own pipe tobacco, I am glad to say. Glad because +it saves me from knowing which kind of cigarettes are right to buy. +But rather sorry, too, because it takes so long for the smell to get +out of the curtains. Of course, I open the window and shake them well +very early every morning. Raymond gets up very late--I think writers +often do. He writes very clever books, I believe, though people are not +really nearly so unpleasant as he makes out. Clever young men know so +little of life, don't you think?" + +"Would you like to bring him to dinner at the Vicarage?" I asked, still +unable to gather why I had been summoned. + +"Oh! no, thank you," said Miss Marple. "It's very kind of you," she +added. + +"There was--er--something you wanted to see me about, I think," I +suggested, desperately. + +"Oh! Of course. In all the excitement it had gone right out of my +head." She broke off and called to her maid: "Emily--Emily. Not those +sheets. The frilled ones with the monogram, and don't put them too near +the fire." + +She closed the door and returned to me on tiptoe. + +"It's just rather a curious thing that happened last night," she +explained. "I thought you would like to hear about it, though at +the moment it doesn't seem to make sense. I felt very wakeful last +night--wondering about all this sad business. And I got up and looked +out of my window. And what do you think I saw?" + +I looked inquiring. + +"Gladys Cram," said Miss Marple, with great emphasis. "As I live, going +into the wood with a suitcase." + +"A suitcase?" + +"Isn't it extraordinary? What should she want with a suitcase in the +wood at twelve o'clock at night?" + +We both stared at each other. + +"You see," said Miss Marple. "I daresay it has nothing to do with the +murder. But it is a Peculiar Thing. And just at present we all feel we +must take notice of Peculiar Things." + +"Perfectly amazing," I said. "Was she going to--er--sleep in the barrow +by any chance?" + +"She didn't, at any rate," said Miss Marple. "Because quite a short +time afterwards she came back, and she hadn't got the suitcase with +her." + +We stared at each other again. + + + + + Chapter 18 + + +The inquest was held that afternoon (Saturday) at two o'clock at the +Blue Boar. The local excitement was, I need hardly say, tremendous. +There had been no murder in St. Mary Mead for at least fifteen years. +And to have someone like Colonel Protheroe murdered actually in the +Vicarage study is such a feast of sensation as rarely falls to the lot +of a village population. + +Various comments floated to my ears which I was probably not meant to +hear. + +"There's Vicar. Look pale, don't he? I wonder if he had a hand in it. +'Twas done at Vicarage, after all." + +"How can you, Mary Adams? And him visiting Henry Abbott at the time." + +"Ah! but they do say him and the Colonel had words. There's Mary Hill. +Giving herself airs, she is, on account of being in service there. +Hush, here's coroner." + +The coroner was Dr. Roberts of our adjoining town of Much Benham. He +cleared his throat, adjusted his eyeglasses, and looked important. + +To recapitulate all the evidence would be merely tiresome. Lawrence +Redding gave evidence of finding the body, and identified the pistol +as belonging to him. To the best of his belief he had seen it on the +Tuesday, two days previously. It was kept on a shelf in his cottage, +and the door of the cottage was habitually unlocked. + +Mrs. Protheroe gave evidence that she had last seen her husband about a +quarter to six, when they separated in the village street. She agreed +to call for him at the Vicarage later. She had gone to the Vicarage +about a quarter past six, by way of the back lane and the garden gate. +She had heard no voices in the study, and had imagined that the room +was empty, but her husband might have been sitting at the writing +table, in which case she would not have seen him. As far as she knew, +he had been in his usual health and spirits. She knew of no enemy who +might have had a grudge against him. + +I gave evidence next, told of my appointment with Protheroe and my +summons to the Abbotts'. I described how I had found the body and my +summoning of Dr. Haydock. + +"How many people, Mr. Clement, were aware that Colonel Protheroe was +coming to see you that evening?" + +"A good many, I should imagine. My wife knew and my nephew, and Colonel +Protheroe himself alluded to the fact that morning when I met him in +the village. I should think several people might have overheard him, +as, being slightly deaf, he spoke in a loud voice." + +"It was then a matter of common knowledge? Anyone might know?" + +I agreed. + +Haydock followed. He was an important witness. He described carefully +and technically the appearance of the body and the exact injuries. +It was his opinion that deceased had been shot while actually in the +act of writing. He placed the time of death at approximately 6.20 to +6.30--certainly not later than 6.35. That was the outside limit. He was +positive and emphatic on that point. There was no question of suicide; +the wound could not have been self-inflicted. + +Inspector Slack's evidence was discreet and abridged. He described his +summons, and the circumstances under which he had found the body. The +unfinished letter was produced and the time on it--6.20--noted. Also +the clock. It was tacitly assumed that the time of death was 6.22. The +police were giving nothing away. Anne Protheroe told me afterwards that +she had been told to suggest a slightly earlier period of time than +6.20 for her visit. + +Our maid, Mary, was the next witness and proved a somewhat truculent +one. She hadn't heard anything and didn't want to hear anything. It +wasn't as though gentlemen who came to see the Vicar usually got shot. +They didn't. She'd got her own jobs to look after. Colonel Protheroe +had arrived at a quarter past six exactly. No, she didn't look at the +clock. She heard the church chime after she had shown him into the +study. She didn't hear any shot. If there had been a shot she'd have +heard it. Well, of course she knew there must have been a shot, since +the gentleman was found shot--but there it was. She hadn't heard it. + +The Coroner did not press the point. I realized that he and Colonel +Melchett were working in agreement. + +Mrs. Lestrange had been subpoenaed to give evidence, but a medical +certificate, signed by Dr. Haydock, was produced saying she was too ill +to attend. + +There was only one other witness, a somewhat doddering old woman, the +one who, in Slack's phrase, "did for" Lawrence Redding. + +Mrs. Archer was shown the pistol and recognized it as the one she had +seen in Mr. Redding's sitting room--"Over against the bookcase, he +kept it, lying about." She had last seen it on the day of the murder. +Yes--in answer to a further question--she was quite sure it was there +at lunchtime on Thursday--quarter to one when she left. + +I remembered what the Inspector had told me, and I was mildly +surprised. However vague she might have been when he questioned her, +she was quite positive about it now. + +The Coroner summed up in a negative manner but with a good deal of +firmness. The verdict was given almost immediately. + +Murder by person or persons unknown. + +As I left the room I was aware of a small army of young men with +bright, alert faces, and a kind of superficial resemblance to each +other. Several of them were already known to me by sight, as having +haunted the Vicarage the last few days. Seeking to escape, I plunged +back into the Blue Boar, and was lucky enough to run straight into the +archæologist, Dr. Stone. I clutched at him without ceremony. + +"Journalists," I said briefly and expressively. "If you could +deliver me from their clutches?" + +"Why, certainly, Mr. Clement. Come upstairs with me." + +He led the way up the narrow staircase and into his sitting room, +where Miss Cram was sitting rattling the keys of a typewriter with +a practised touch. She greeted me with a broad smile of welcome and +seized the opportunity to stop work. + +"Awful, isn't it?" she said. "Not knowing who did it, I mean. Not but +that I'm disappointed in an inquest. Tame, that's what I call it. +Nothing what you might call spicy from beginning to end." + +"You were there, then, Miss Cram?" + +"I was there all right. Fancy your not seeing me. Didn't you see me? +I feel a bit hurt about that. Yes, I do. A gentleman, even if he is a +clergyman, ought to have eyes in his head." + +"Were you present also?" I asked Dr. Stone, in an effort to escape from +this playful badinage. Young women like Miss Cram always make me feel +awkward. + +"No, I'm afraid I feel very little interest in such things. I am a man +very wrapped up in his own hobby." + +"It must be a very interesting hobby," I said. + +"You know something of it, perhaps?" + +I was obliged to confess that I knew next to nothing. + +Dr. Stone was not the kind of man whom a confession of ignorance +daunts. The result was exactly the same as though I had said that the +excavation of barrows was my only relaxation. He surged and eddied +into speech. Long barrows, round barrows, stone age, bronze age, +paleolithic, neolithic, kistvaens and cromlechs, it burst forth in a +torrent. I had little to do save nod my head and look intelligent--and +that last is perhaps over optimistic. Dr. Stone boomed on. He is a +little man. His head is round and bald; his face is round and rosy, +and he beams at you through very strong glasses. I have never known a +man so enthusiastic on so little encouragement. He went into every +argument for and against his own pet theory--which by the way, I quite +failed to grasp! + +He detailed at great length his difference of opinion with Colonel +Protheroe. + +"An opinionated boor," he said with heat. "Yes, yes, I know he is dead, +and one should speak no ill of the dead. But death does not alter +facts. An opinionated boor describes him exactly. Because he had read +a few books, he set himself up as an authority--against a man who has +made a lifelong study of the subject. My whole life, Mr. Clement, has +been given up to this work. My whole life--" + +He was spluttering with excitement. Gladys Cram brought him back to +earth with a terse sentence. + +"You'll miss your train if you don't look out," she observed. + +"Oh!" The little man stopped in mid speech and dragged a watch from his +pocket. "Bless my soul. Quarter to? Impossible." + +"Once you start talking you never remember the time. What you'd do +without me to look after you, I really don't know." + +"Quite right, my dear, quite right." He patted her affectionately on +the shoulder. "This is a wonderful girl, Mr. Clement. Never forgets +anything. I consider myself extremely lucky to have found her." + +"Oh! go on, Dr. Stone," said the lady. "You spoil me, you do." + +I could not help feeling that I should be in a material position to add +my support to the second school of thought--that which foresees lawful +matrimony as the future of Dr. Stone and Miss Cram. I imagined that in +her own way Miss Cram was rather a clever young woman. + +"You'd better be getting along," said Miss Cram. + +"Yes, yes, so I must." + +He vanished into the room next door and returned carrying a suitcase. + +"You are leaving?" I asked in some surprise. + +"Just running up to town for a couple of days," he explained. "My old +mother to see tomorrow, some business with my lawyers on Monday. On +Tuesday I shall return. By the way, I suppose that Colonel Protheroe's +death will make no difference to our arrangements. As regards the +barrow, I mean. Mrs. Protheroe will have no objection to our continuing +the work?" + +"I should not think so." + +As he spoke, I wondered who actually would be in authority at Old Hall. +It was just possible that Protheroe might have left it to Lettice. I +felt that it would be interesting to know the contents of Protheroe's +will. + +"Causes a lot of trouble in a family, a death does," remarked Miss Cram +with a kind of gloomy relish. "You wouldn't believe what a nasty spirit +there sometimes is." + +"Well, I must really be going." Dr. Stone made ineffectual attempts to +control the suitcase, a large rug and an unwieldy umbrella. I came to +his rescue. He protested. + +"Don't trouble--don't trouble. I can manage perfectly. Doubtless there +will be somebody downstairs." + +But down below there was no trace of a boots or anyone else. I suspect +that they were being regaled at the expense of the Press. Time was +getting on, so we set out together to the station, Dr. Stone carrying +the suitcase, and I holding the rug and umbrella. + +Dr. Stone ejaculated remarks in between panting breaths as we hurried +along. + +"Really too good of you--didn't mean--to trouble you. Hope we shan't +miss--the train--Gladys is a good girl--really a wonderful girl--a very +sweet nature--not too happy at home, I'm afraid--absolutely--the heart +of a child--heart of a child, I do assure you--in spite of--difference +in our ages--find a lot in common...." + +I felt that several well-known parallels would have occurred to Miss +Marple, had she been there. + +We saw Lawrence Redding's cottage just as we turned off to the station. +It stands in an isolated position with no other house near it. I +observed two young men of smart appearance standing on the doorstep, +and a couple more peering in at the windows. It was a busy day for the +Press. + +"Nice fellow, young Redding," I remarked to see what my companion would +say. + +He was so out of breath by this time that he found it difficult to say +anything, but he puffed out a word which I did not at first quite catch. + +"Dangerous," he gasped when I asked him to repeat his remark. + +"Dangerous?" + +"Most dangerous. Innocent girls--know no better--taken in by a fellow +like that--always hanging round women. No good." + +From which I deduced that the only young man in the village had not +passed unnoticed by the fair Gladys. + +"Goodness," ejaculated Dr. Stone. "The train!" + +We were close to the station by this time and we broke into a fast +sprint. A down train was standing in the station and the up London +train was just coming in. + +At the door of the booking office we collided with a rather exquisite +young man, and I recognized Miss Marple's nephew just arriving. He +is, I think, a young man who does not like to be collided with. He +prides himself on his poise and general air of detachment, and there +is no doubt that vulgar contact is detrimental to poise of any kind. +He staggered back. I apologized hastily and we passed in. Dr. Stone +climbed on the train and I handed up his baggage just as the train gave +an unwilling jerk and started. + +I waved to him and then turned away. Raymond West had departed, but our +local chemist, who rejoices in the name of Cherubim, was just setting +out for the village. I walked beside him. + +"Close shave that," he observed. "Well, how did the inquest go, Mr. +Clement?" + +I gave him the verdict. + +"Oh! so that's what happened. I rather thought they'd adjourn the +inquest. Where's Dr. Stone off to?" + +I repeated what he had told me. + +"Lucky not to miss the train. Not that you ever know on this line. +I tell you, Mr. Clement, it's a crying shame. Disgraceful, that's +what I call it. Train I came down by was ten minutes late. And that +on a Saturday, with no traffic to speak of. And on Wednesday--no, +Thursday--yes, Thursday it was--I remember it was the day of the +murder because I meant to write a strongly worded complaint to the +company--and the murder put it out of my head--yes, last Thursday. I +had been to a meeting of the pharmaceutical society. How late do you +think the 6.50 was? _Half an hour._ Half an hour exactly! What do you +think of that? Ten minutes I don't mind. But if the train doesn't get +in till twenty past seven, well, you can't get home before half past. +What I say is, why call it the 6.50?" + +"Quite so," I said, and, wishing to escape from the monologue, I broke +away with the excuse that I had something to say to Lawrence Redding +whom I saw approaching us on the other side of the road. + + + + + Chapter 19 + + +"Very glad to have met you," said Lawrence. "Come to my place." + +We turned in at the little rustic gate, went up the path, and he drew a +key from his pocket and inserted it in the lock. + +"You keep the door locked now," I observed. + +"Yes." He laughed rather bitterly. "Case of stable door when the +steed is gone, eh? It is rather like that. You know, padre," he held +the door open and I passed inside, "there's something about all +this business that I don't like. It's too much of--how shall I put +it?--an inside job. Someone knew about that pistol of mine. That means +that the murderer, whoever he was, must have actually been in this +house--perhaps even had a drink with me." + +"Not necessarily," I objected. "The whole village of St. Mary Mead +probably knows exactly where you keep your tooth brush and what kind of +tooth powder you use." + +"But why should it interest them?" + +"I don't know," I said, "but it does. If you change your shaving cream +it will be a topic of conversation." + +"They must be very hard up for news." + +"They are. Nothing exciting ever happens here." + +"Well, it has now--with a vengeance." + +I agreed. + +"And who tells them all these things, anyway? Shaving cream and things +like that?" + +"Probably old Mrs. Archer." + +"That old crone? She's practically a half wit, as far as I can make +out." + +"That's merely the camouflage of the poor," I explained. "They take +refuge behind a mask of stupidity. You'll probably find that the old +lady has all her wits about her. By the way, she seems very certain now +that the pistol was in its proper place mid-day Thursday. What's made +her so positive all of a sudden?" + +"I haven't the least idea." + +"Do you think she's right?" + +"There again I haven't the least idea. I don't go round taking an +inventory of my possessions every day." + +I looked round the small living room. Every shelf and table was +littered with miscellaneous articles. Lawrence lived in the midst of an +artistic disarray that would have driven me quite mad. + +"It's a bit of a job finding things sometimes," he said, observing my +glance. "On the other hand, everything is handy--not tucked away." + +"Nothing is tucked away, certainly," I agreed. "It might perhaps have +been better if the pistol had been." + +"Do you know, I rather expected the Coroner to say something of the +sort. Coroners are such asses. I expected to be censured, or whatever +they call it." + +"By the way," I asked. "Was it loaded?" + +Lawrence shook his head. + +"I'm not quite so careless as that. It was unloaded, but there was a +box of cartridges beside it." + +"It was apparently loaded in all six chambers, and one shot had been +fired." + +Lawrence nodded. + +"And whose hand fired it? It's all very well, sir, but unless the real +murderer is discovered I shall be suspected of the crime to the day of +my death." + +"Don't say that, my boy." + +"But I do say it." + +He became silent, frowning to himself. He roused himself at last and +said: + +"But let me tell you how I got on last night. You know, old Miss Marple +knows a thing or two." + +"She is, I believe, rather unpopular on that account." + +Lawrence proceeded to recount his story. + +He had, following Miss Marple's advice, gone up to Old Hall. There, +with Anne's assistance, he had had an interview with the parlour maid. + +Anne had said simply: + +"Mr. Redding wants to ask you a few questions, Rose." + +Then she had left the room. + +Lawrence had felt somewhat nervous. Rose, a pretty girl of twenty-five, +gazed at him with a limpid gaze which he found rather disconcerting. + +"It's--it's about Colonel Protheroe's death." + +"Yes, sir?" + +"I'm very anxious, you see, to get at the truth." + +"Yes, sir." + +"I feel that there may be--that someone might--that--that--there might +be some incident--" + +At this point Lawrence felt that he was not covering himself with +glory, and heartily cursed Miss Marple and her suggestions. + +"I wondered if you could help me?" + +"Yes, sir?" + +Rose's demeanour was still that of the perfect servant, polite, anxious +to assist, and completely uninterested. + +"Dash it all," said Lawrence. "Haven't you talked the thing over in the +servants' hall?" + +This method of attack flustered Rose slightly. Her perfect poise was +shaken. + +"In the servants' hall, sir?" + +"Or the housekeeper's room, or the bootboy's dugout, or wherever you do +talk? There must be _some_ place." + +Rose displayed a very faint disposition to giggle, and Lawrence felt +encouraged. + +"Look here, Rose, you're an awfully nice girl. I'm sure you must +understand what I'm feeling like. I don't want to be hanged. I didn't +murder your master, but a lot of people think I did. Can't you help me +in any way?" + +I can imagine at this point that Lawrence must have looked extremely +appealing. His handsome head thrown back, his Irish blue eyes +appealing. Rose softened and capitulated. + +"Oh! sir, I'm sure--if any of us could help in any way. None of us +think you did it, sir. Indeed we don't." + +"I know, my dear girl, but that's not going to help me with the police." + +"The police!" Rose tossed her head. "I can tell you, sir, we don't +think much of that Inspector. Slack, he calls himself. The police +indeed." + +"All the same, the police are very powerful. Now, Rose, you say you'll +do your best to help me. I can't help feeling that there's a lot we +haven't got at yet. The lady, for instance, who called to see Colonel +Protheroe the night before he died." + +"Mrs. Lestrange?" + +"Yes, Mrs. Lestrange. I can't help feeling there's something rather odd +about that visit of hers." + +"Yes, indeed, sir; that's what we all said." + +"You did?" + +"Coming the way she did. And asking for the Colonel. And of course +there's been a lot of talk--nobody knowing anything about her down +here. And Mrs. Simmons, she's the housekeeper, sir, she gave it as her +opinion that she was a regular bad lot. But after hearing what Gladdie +said, well, I didn't know what to think." + +"What did Gladdie say?" + +"Oh! nothing, sir. It was just--we were talking, you know." + +Lawrence looked at her. He had the feeling of something kept back. + +"I wonder very much what her interview with Colonel Protheroe was +about." + +"Yes, sir." + +"I believe you know, Rose?" + +"Me? Oh! no, sir. Indeed I don't. How could I?" + +"Look here, Rose. You said you'd help me. If you overheard anything, +anything at all--it mightn't seem important, but anything ... I'd be so +awfully grateful to you. After all, anyone might--might chance--just +_chance_ to overhear something." + +"But I didn't, sir, really I didn't." + +"Then somebody else did," said Lawrence acutely. + +"Well, sir--" + +"Do tell me, Rose." + +"I don't know what Gladdie would say, I'm sure." + +"She'd want you to tell me. Who _is_ Gladdie, by the way?" + +"She's the kitchen maid, sir. And you see, she'd just stepped out +to speak to a friend, and she was passing the window--the study +window--and the master was there with the lady. And of course he did +speak very loud, the master did, always. And naturally, feeling a +little curious--I mean--" + +"Awfully natural," said Lawrence. "I mean one would simply have to +listen." + +"But of course she didn't tell anyone--except me. And we both thought +it very odd. But Gladdie couldn't say anything, you see, because if it +was known she'd gone out to meet a--a friend--well, it would have meant +a lot of unpleasantness with Mrs. Pratt; that's the cook, sir. But I'm +sure she'd tell you anything, sir, willing." + +"Well, can I go to the kitchen and speak to her?" + +Rose was horrified by the suggestion. + +"Oh! no, sir, that would never do. And Gladdie's a very nervous girl +anyway." + +At last the matter was settled, after a lot of discussion over +difficult points. A clandestine meeting was arranged in the shrubbery. + +Here, in due course, Lawrence was confronted by the nervous Gladdie, +whom he described as more like a shivering rabbit than anything human. +Ten minutes were spent in trying to put the girl at her ease, the +shivering Gladys explaining that she couldn't ever--that she didn't +ought, that she didn't think Rose would have given her away, that +anyway she hadn't meant no harm, indeed she hadn't, and that she'd +catch it badly if Mrs. Pratt ever came to hear of it. + +Lawrence reassured, cajoled, persuaded--at last Gladys consented to +speak. + +"If you'll be sure it'll go no further, sir." + +"Of course it won't." + +"And it won't be brought up against me in a court of law?" + +"Never." + +"And you won't tell the mistress?" + +"Not on any account." + +"If it were to get to Mrs. Pratt's ears--" + +"It won't. Now tell me, Gladys." + +"If you're sure it's all right?" + +"Of course it is. You'll be glad some day you've saved me from being +hanged." + +Gladys gave a little shriek. + +"Oh! indeed, I wouldn't like that, sir. Well, it's very little I +heard--and that entirely by accident, as you might say--" + +"I quite understand." + +"But the master, he was evidently very angry. 'After all these years--' +that's what he was saying--'you dare to come here. It's an outrage--' I +couldn't hear what the lady said--but after a bit he said, 'I utterly +refuse--utterly.' I can't remember everything--seemed as though they +were at it hammer and tongs, she wanting him to do something and he +refusing. 'It's a disgrace that you should have come down here,' that's +one thing he said. And 'You shall not see her--I forbid it.' And that +made me prick up my ears. Looked as though the lady wanted to tell Mrs. +Protheroe a thing or two, and he was afraid about it. And I thought to +myself 'Well, now, fancy the master. Him so particular. And maybe no +beauty himself when all's said and done. Fancy!' I said. And 'Men are +all alike,' I said to my friend later. Not that he'd agree. Argued, he +did. But he did admit he was surprised at Colonel Protheroe--him, being +a churchwarden and handing round the plate and reading the lessons +on Sundays. 'But there,' I said, 'that's very often the worst.' For +that's what I've heard my mother say, many a time." + +Gladdie paused, out of breath, and Lawrence tried tactfully to get back +to where the conversation had started. + +"Did you hear anything else?" + +"Well, it's difficult to remember exactly, sir. It was all much the +same. He said once or twice 'I don't believe it.' Just like that. +'Whatever Haydock says, I don't believe it.'" + +"He said that, did he? 'Whatever Haydock says?'" + +"Yes. And he said it was all a plot." + +"You didn't hear the lady speak at all?" + +"Only just at the end. She must have got up to go and come nearer the +window. And I heard what she said. Made my blood run cold, it did. I'll +never forget it. '_By this time tomorrow night, you may be dead_,' she +said. Wicked the way she said it. As soon as I heard the news: 'There,' +I said to Rose. 'There!'" + +Lawrence wondered. Principally he wondered how much of Gladys's story +was to be depended upon. True, in the main, he suspected that it had +been embellished and polished since the murder. In especial he doubted +the accuracy of the last remark. He thought it highly possible that it +owed its being to the fact of the murder. + +He thanked Gladys, rewarded her suitably, reassured her as to her +misdoings being made known to Mrs. Pratt, and left Old Hall with a good +deal to think over. + +One thing was clear; Mrs. Lestrange's interview with Colonel Protheroe +had certainly not been a peaceful one, and it was one which he was +anxious to keep from the knowledge of his wife. + +I thought of Miss Marple's churchwarden with his separate +establishment. Was this a case resembling that? + +I wondered more than ever where Haydock came in. He had saved Mrs. +Lestrange from having to give evidence at the inquest. He had done his +best to protect her from the police. + +How far would he carry that protection? + +Supposing he suspected her of crime--would he still try and shield her? + +She was a curious woman--a woman of very strong magnetic charm. I +myself hated the thought of connecting her with the crime in any way. + +Something in me said, "It can't be her!" + +Why? + +And an imp in my brain replied, "Because she's a very beautiful and +attractive woman. That's why." + +There is, as Miss Marple would say, a lot of human nature in all of us. + + + + + Chapter 20 + + +When I got back to the Vicarage I found that we were in the middle of a +domestic crisis. + +Griselda met me in the hall and, with tears in her eyes, dragged me +into the drawing room. + +"She's going." + +"Who's going?" + +"Mary. She's given notice." + +I really could not take the announcement in a tragic spirit. + +"Well," I said, "we'll have to get another servant." + +It seemed to me a perfectly reasonable thing to say. When one servant +goes, you get another. I was at a loss to understand Griselda's look of +reproach. + +"Len--you are absolutely heartless. You don't _care_." + +I didn't. In fact, I felt almost lighthearted at the prospect of no +more burnt puddings and undercooked vegetables. + +"I'll have to look about for a girl, and find one, and train her," +continued Griselda in a voice of acute self-pity. + +"Is Mary trained?" I said. + +"Of course she is." + +"I suppose," I said, "that somebody has heard her address us as 'sir' +or 'ma'am,' and has immediately wrested her from us as a paragon. All I +can say is, they'll be disappointed." + +"It isn't that," said Griselda. "Nobody else wants her. I don't see how +they could. It's her feelings. They're upset because Lettice Protheroe +said she didn't dust properly." + +Griselda often comes out with surprising statements, but this seemed +to me so surprising that I questioned it. It seemed to me the most +unlikely thing in the world that Lettice Protheroe should go out of +her way to interfere in our domestic affairs and reprove our maid for +slovenly housework. It was completely un-Lettice like, and I said so. + +"I don't see," I said, "what our dust has to do with Lettice Protheroe." + +"Nothing at all," said my wife. "That's why it's so unreasonable. I +wish you'd go and talk to Mary yourself. She's in the kitchen." + +I had no wish to talk to Mary on the subject, but Griselda, who is very +energetic and quick, fairly pushed me through the baize door into the +kitchen before I had time to rebel. + +Mary was peeling potatoes at the sink. + +"Er--good afternoon," I said nervously. + +Mary looked up and snorted, but made no other response. + +"Mrs. Clement tells me that you wish to leave us," I said. + +Mary condescended to reply to this. + +"There's some things," she said darkly, "as no girl can be asked to put +up with." + +"Will you be more explicit, please?" + +"Eh?" + +"Will you tell me exactly what it is that has upset you?" + +"Tell you that in two words, I can" (Here, I may say, she vastly +underestimated). "People coming snooping round here when my back's +turned. Poking round. And what business of hers, is it, how often the +study is dusted or turned out? If you and the missus don't complain, +it's nobody else's business. If I give satisfaction to you that's all +that matters, I say." + +Mary has never given satisfaction to me. I confess that I have a +hankering after a room thoroughly dusted and tidied every morning. +Mary's practice of flicking off the more obvious deposit on the surface +of low tables is to my thinking grossly inadequate. However, I realized +that at the moment it was no good to go into side issues. + +"Had to go to that inquest, didn't I? Standing up before twelve men, +a respectable girl like me! And who knows what questions you may be +asked. I'll tell you this. I've never before been in a place where they +had a murder in the house, and I never want to be again." + +"I hope you won't," I said. "On the law of averages I should say it was +very unlikely." + +"I don't hold with the law. _He_ was a magistrate. Many a poor fellow +sent to jail for potting at a rabbit--and him with his pheasants and +what not. And then, before he's so much as decently buried, that +daughter of his comes round and says I don't do my work properly." + +"Do you mean that Miss Protheroe has been here?" + +"Found her here when I came back from the Blue Boar. In the study she +was. And 'Oh' she says, 'I'm looking for my little yellow berry--a +little yellow hat. I left it here the other day.' 'Well,' I says, 'I +haven't seen no hat. It wasn't here when I done the room on Thursday +morning,' I says. And 'Oh!' she says, 'but I daresay you wouldn't see +it. You don't spend much time doing a room, do you?' And with that she +draws her finger along the mantelshelf and looks at it. As though I had +time on a morning like this to take off all them ornaments and put them +back, with the police only unlocking the room the night before. 'If +the Vicar and his lady are satisfied that's all that matters, I think, +Miss,' I said. And she laughs and goes out of the window and says 'Oh! +but are you sure they are?'" + +"I see," I said. + +"And there it is! A girl has her feelings! I'm sure I'd work my fingers +to the bone for you and the Missus. And if she wants a new-fangled dish +tried I'm always ready to try it." + +"I'm sure you are," I said soothingly. + +"But she must have heard something or she wouldn't have said what she +did. And if I don't give satisfaction I'd rather go. Not that I take +any notice of what Miss Protheroe says. She's not loved up at the Hall, +I can tell you. Never a 'please' or a 'thank you,' and everything +scattered right and left. I wouldn't set any store by Miss Lettice +Protheroe myself, for all that Mr. Dennis is so set upon her. But +she's the kind that can always twist a young gentleman round her little +finger." + +During all this, Mary had been extracting eyes from potatoes with such +energy that they had been flying round the kitchen like hailstones. At +this moment one hit me in the eye and caused a momentary pause in the +conversation. + +"Don't you think," I said, as I dabbed my eye with my handkerchief, +"that you have been rather too inclined to take offence where none is +meant? You know, Mary, your mistress will be very sorry to lose you." + +"I've nothing against the mistress--or against you, sir, for that +matter." + +"Well, then, don't you think you're being rather silly?" + +Mary sniffed. + +"I was a bit upset like--after the inquest and all. And a girl has her +feelings. But I wouldn't like to cause the mistress inconvenience." + +"Then that's all right," I said. + +I left the kitchen to find Griselda and Dennis waiting for me in the +hall. + +"Well?" exclaimed Griselda. + +"She's staying," I said, and sighed. + +"Len," said my wife. "You _have_ been clever." + +I felt rather inclined to disagree with her. I do not think I had been +clever. It is my firm opinion that no servant could be a worse one than +Mary. Any change, I consider, would have been a change for the better. +But I like to please Griselda. I detailed the heads of Mary's grievance. + +"How like Lettice," said Dennis. "She couldn't have left that yellow +beret of hers here on Wednesday. She was wearing it for tennis on +Thursday." + +"That seems to me highly probable," I said. + +"She never knows where she's left anything," said Dennis, with a kind +of affectionate pride and admiration that I felt was entirely uncalled +for. "She loses about a dozen things every day." + +"A remarkably attractive trait," I observed. + +Any sarcasm missed Dennis. + +"She _is_ attractive," he said, with a deep sigh. "People are always +proposing to her--she told me so." + +"They must be illicit proposals if they're made to her down here," I +remarked. "We haven't got a bachelor in the place." + +"There's Dr. Stone," said Griselda, her eyes dancing. + +"He asked her to come and see the barrow the other day," I admitted. + +"Of course he did," said Griselda. "She _is_ attractive, Len. Even +bald-headed archæologists feel it." + +"Lots of S.A.," said Dennis sapiently. + +And yet Lawrence Redding is completely untouched by Lettice's charm. +Griselda, however, explained that with the air of one who knew she was +right. + +"Lawrence has got lots of S.A., himself. That kind always likes +the--how shall I put it--the Quaker type. Very restrained and +diffident. The kind of women whom everybody calls cold. I think Anne +is the only woman who could ever hold Lawrence. I don't think they'll +ever tire of each other. All the same, I think he's been rather stupid +in one way. He's rather made use of Lettice, you know. I don't think he +ever dreamed she cared--he's awfully modest in some ways--but I have a +feeling she does." + +"She can't bear him," said Dennis positively. "She told me so." + +I have never seen anything like the pitying silence with which Griselda +received this remark. + +I went into my study. There was, to my fancy, still a rather eerie +feeling in the room. I knew that I must get over this. Once give in +to that feeling, and I should probably never use the study again. I +walked thoughtfully over to the writing table. Here Protheroe had sat, +red-faced, hearty, self-righteous, and here, in a moment of time, he +had been struck down. Here, where I was standing, an enemy had stood.... + +And so--no more Protheroe.... + +Here was the pen his fingers had held. + +On the floor was a faint dark stain--the rug had been sent to the +cleaner's, but the blood had soaked through. + +I shivered. + +"I can't use this room," I said aloud. "I can't use it." + +Then my eye was caught by something--a mere speck of bright blue. I +bent down. Between the floor and the desk I saw a small object. I +picked it up. + +I was standing staring at it in the palm of my hand when Griselda came +in. + +"I forgot to tell you, Len, Miss Marple wants us to go over tonight +after dinner. To amuse the nephew. She's afraid of his being dull. I +said we'd go." + +"Very well, my dear." + +"What are you looking at?" + +"Nothing." + +I closed my hand, and looking at my wife, observed: + +"If you don't amuse Master Raymond West, my dear, he must be very hard +to please." + +My wife said, "Don't be ridiculous, Len," and turned pink. + +She went out again, and I unclosed my hand. + +In the palm of my hand was a blue lapis lazuli earring, set in seed +pearls. + +It was rather an unusual jewel, and I knew very well where I had seen +it last. + + + + + Chapter 21 + + +I cannot say that I have at any time a great admiration for Mr. Raymond +West. He is, I know, supposed to be a brilliant novelist, and has made +quite a name as a poet. His poems have no capital letters in them, +which is, I believe, the essence of modernity. His books are about +unpleasant people leading lives of surpassing dullness. + +He has a tolerant affection for "Aunt Jane," whom he alludes to in her +presence as a "survival." She listens to his talk with a flattering +interest, and if there is sometimes an amused twinkle in her eye I am +sure he never notices it. + +He fastened on Griselda at once with flattering abruptness. They +discussed modern plays, and from there went on to modern schemes of +decoration. Griselda affects to laugh at Raymond West, but she is, I +think, susceptible to his conversation. + +During my (dull) conversation with Miss Marple, I heard at intervals +the reiteration "buried as you are down here." + +It began at last to irritate me. I said suddenly: + +"I suppose you consider us very much out of things down here?" + +Raymond West waved his cigarette. + +"I regard St. Mary Mead," he said authoritatively, "as a stagnant pool." + +He looked at us, prepared for resentment at his statement; but +somewhat, I think, to his chagrin, no one displayed annoyance. + +"That is really not a very good simile, dear Raymond," said Miss +Marple briskly. "Nothing, I believe, is so full of life under the +microscope as a drop of water from a stagnant pool." + +"Life--of a kind," admitted the novelist. + +"It's all much the same kind, really, isn't it?" said Miss Marple. + +"You compare yourself to a denizen of a stagnant pond, Aunt Jane?" + +"My dear, you said something of the sort in your last book, I remember." + +No clever young man likes having his works quoted against himself. +Raymond West was no exception. + +"That was entirely different," he snapped. + +"Life is, after all, very much the same everywhere," said Miss Marple +in her placid voice. "Getting born, you know, and growing up--and +coming into contact with other people--getting jostled--and then +marriage and more babies--" + +"And finally death," said Raymond West. "And not death with a death +certificate always. Death in life." + +"Talking of death," said Griselda. "You know we've had a murder here?" + +Raymond West waved murder away with his cigarette. + +"Murder is so crude," he said. "I take no interest in it." + +That statement did not take me in for a moment. They say all the world +loves a lover--apply that saying to murder and you have an even more +infallible truth. No one can fail to be interested in a murder. Simple +people like Griselda and myself can admit the fact, but anyone like +Raymond West has to pretend to be bored--at any rate for the first five +minutes. + +Miss Marple, however, gave her nephew away by remarking: + +"Raymond and I have been discussing nothing else all through dinner." + +"I take a great interest in all the local news," said Raymond hastily. +He smiled benignly and tolerantly at Miss Marple. + +"Have you a theory, Mr. West?" asked Griselda. + +"Logically," said Raymond West, again flourishing his cigarette, "only +one person could have killed Protheroe." + +"Yes?" said Griselda. + +We hung upon his words with flattering attention. + +"The Vicar," said Raymond, and pointed his accusing finger at me. + +I gasped. + +"Of course," he reassured me, "I know you didn't do it. Life is never +what it should be. But think of the drama--the fitness--Churchwarden +murdered in the Vicar's study by the Vicar. Delicious!" + +"And the motive?" I inquired. + +"Oh! That's interesting." He sat up--allowed his cigarette to go out. +"Inferiority complex, I think. Possibly too many inhibitions. I should +like to write the story of the affair. Amazingly complex. Week after +week, year after year, he's seen the man--at vestry meetings--at +choir boys' outings--handing round the bag in church--bringing it +to the altar. Always he dislikes the man--always he chokes down his +dislike. It's unchristianlike, he won't encourage it. And so it festers +underneath, and one day--" + +He made a graphic gesture. + +Griselda turned to me. + +"Have you ever felt like that, Len?" + +"Never," I said truthfully. + +"Yet I hear you were wishing him out of the world not so long ago," +remarked Miss Marple. + +(That miserable Dennis! But my fault, of course, for ever making the +remark.) + +"I'm afraid I was," I said. "It was a stupid remark to make, but really +I'd had a very trying morning with him." + +"That's disappointing," said Raymond West. "Because, of course, if your +subconscious were really planning to do him in, it would never have +allowed you to make that remark." + +He sighed. + +"My theory falls to the ground. This is probably a very ordinary +murder--a revengeful poacher or something of that sort." + +"Miss Cram came to see me this afternoon," said Miss Marple. "I met her +in the village and I asked her if she would like to see my garden." + +"Is she fond of gardens?" asked Griselda. + +"I don't think so," said Miss Marple with a faint twinkle. "But it +makes a very useful excuse for talk, don't you think?" + +"What did you make of her?" asked Griselda. "I don't believe she's +really so bad." + +"She volunteered a lot of information--really a lot of information," +said Miss Marple. "About herself, you know, and her people. They all +seem to be dead or in India. Very sad. By the way, she has gone to Old +Hall for the weekend." + +"What?" + +"Yes, it seems Mrs. Protheroe asked her--or she suggested it to Mrs. +Protheroe--I don't quite know which way about it was. To do some +secretarial work for her--there are so many letters to cope with. It +turned out rather fortunately. Dr. Stone being away, she has nothing to +do. What an excitement this barrow has been." + +"Stone?" said Raymond. "Is that the archæologist fellow?" + +"Yes, he is excavating a barrow. On the Protheroe property." + +"He's a good man," said Raymond. "Wonderfully keen on his job. I met +him at a dinner not long ago, and we had a most interesting talk. I +must look him up." + +"Unfortunately," I said, "he's just gone to London for the weekend. +Why, you actually ran into him at the station this afternoon." + +"I ran into you. You had a little fat man with you--with glasses on." + +"Yes--Dr. Stone." + +"But, my dear fellow--that wasn't Stone." + +"Not Stone?" + +"Not the archæologist. I know him quite well. The man wasn't Stone--not +the faintest resemblance." + +We stared at each other. In particular I stared at Miss Marple. + +"Extraordinary," I said. + +"The suitcase," said Miss Marple. + +"But why?" said Griselda. + +"It reminds me of the time the man went round pretending to be the gas +inspector," murmured Miss Marple. "Quite a little haul he got." + +"An impostor," said Raymond West. "Now this is really interesting." + +"The question is, has it anything to do with murder?" said Griselda. + +"Not necessarily," I said. "But--" I looked at Miss Marple. + +"It is," she said, "a Peculiar Thing. Another Peculiar Thing." + +"Yes," I said rising. "I rather feel the Inspector ought to be told +about this at once." + + + + + Chapter 22 + + +Inspector Slack's orders, once I had got him on the telephone, were +brief and emphatic. Nothing was to "get about." In particular, Miss +Cram was not to be alarmed. In the meantime, a search was to be +instituted for the suitcase in the neighbourhood of the barrow. + +Griselda and I returned home very excited over this new development. We +could not say much with Dennis present, as we had faithfully promised +Inspector Slack to breathe no word to anybody. + +In any case, Dennis was full of his own troubles. He came into my +study and began fingering things and shuffling his feet and looking +thoroughly embarrassed. + +"What is it, Dennis?" I said at last. + +"Uncle Len. I don't want to go to sea." + +I was astonished. The boy had been so very decided about his career up +to now. + +"But you were so keen on it." + +"Yes, but I've changed my mind." + +"What do you want to do?" + +"I want to go into finance." + +I was even more surprised. + +"What do you mean--finance?" + +"Just that. I want to go into the City." + +"But my dear boy, I am sure you would not like the life. Even if I +obtained a post for you in a bank--" + +Dennis said that wasn't what he meant. He didn't want to go into +a bank. I asked him what exactly he did mean, and of course, as I +suspected, the boy didn't really know. + +By "going into finance" he simply meant getting rich quickly, which, +with the optimism of youth, he imagined was a certainty if one "went +into the City." I disabused him of this notion as gently as I could. + +"What's put it into your head?" I asked. "You were so satisfied with +the idea of going to sea." + +"I know, Uncle Len, but I've been thinking. I shall want to marry some +day--and, I mean, you've got to be rich to marry a girl." + +"Facts disprove your theory," I said. + +"I know--but a real girl. I mean, a girl who's used to things." + +It was very vague but I thought I knew what he meant. + +"You know," I said gently, "all girls aren't like Lettice Protheroe." + +He fired up at once. + +"You're awfully unfair to her. You don't like her. Griselda doesn't +either. She says she's tiresome." + +From the feminine point of view, Griselda is quite right. Lettice _is_ +tiresome. I could quite realize, however, that a boy would resent the +adjective. + +"If only people made a few allowances. Why even the Hartley Napiers are +going about grousing about her at a time like this! Just because she +left their old tennis party a bit early. Why should she stay if she was +bored? Jolly decent of her to go at all, I think." + +"Quite a favour," I said, but Dennis suspected no malice. He was full +of his own grievance on Lettice's behalf. + +"She's awfully unselfish really. Just to show you, she made me stay. +Naturally I wanted to go too. But she wouldn't hear of it. Said it was +too bad on the Napiers. So, just to please her, I stopped on a quarter +of an hour." + +The young have very curious views on unselfishness. + +"And now I hear Susan Hartley Napier is going about everywhere saying +Lettice has rotten manners." + +"If I were you," I said, "I shouldn't worry." + +"It's all very well, but--" + +He broke off. + +"I'd--I'd do anything for Lettice." + +"Very few of us can do anything for anyone else," I said. "However much +we wish it, we are powerless." + +"I wish I were dead," said Dennis. + +Poor lad. Calf love is a virulent disease. I forebore to say any of the +obvious and probably irritating things which come so easily to one's +lips. Instead I said good night, and went up to bed. + +I took the eight o'clock service the following morning, and when I +returned found Griselda sitting at the breakfast table with an open +note in her hand. It was from Anne Protheroe. + + DEAR GRISELDA, + + _If you and the Vicar could come up and lunch here quietly today, I + should be so very grateful. Something very strange has occurred and + I should like Mr. Clement's advice._ + + _Please don't mention this when you come, as I have said nothing to + anyone._ + + _With love_, + + _Yours affectionately_, + ANNE PROTHEROE. + +"We must go, of course," said Griselda. + +I agreed. + +"I wonder what can have happened?" + +I wondered too. + +"You know," I said to Griselda, "I don't feel we are really at the end +of this case yet." + +"You mean not till someone has really been arrested?" + +"No," I said. "I didn't mean that. I mean that there are ramifications, +undercurrents, that we know nothing about. There are a whole lot of +things to clear up before we get at the truth." + +"You mean things that don't really matter, but that get in the way?" + +"Yes, I think that expresses my meaning very well." + +"I think we're all making a great fuss," said Dennis, helping himself +to marmalade. "It's a jolly good thing old Protheroe is dead. Nobody +liked him. Oh! I know the police have got to worry--it's their job. But +I rather hope myself they'll never find out. I should hate to see Slack +promoted, going about swelling with importance over his cleverness." + +I am human enough to feel that I agreed over the matter of Slack's +promotion. A man who goes about systematically rubbing people up the +wrong way cannot hope to be popular. + +"Dr. Haydock thinks rather like I do," went on Dennis. "He'd never give +a murderer up to justice. He said so." + +I think that that is the danger of Haydock's views. They may be sound +in themselves--it is not for me to say--but they produce an impression +on the young, careless mind which I am sure Haydock himself never meant +to convey. + +Griselda looked out of the window and remarked that there were +reporters in the garden. + +"I suppose they're photographing the study windows again," she said +with a sigh. + +We had suffered a good deal in this way. There was first the idle +curiosity of the village--everyone had come to gape and stare. There +were next the reporters armed with cameras, and the village again to +watch the reporters. In the end we had to have a constable from Much +Benham on duty outside the window. + +"Well," I said, "the funeral is tomorrow morning. After that, surely, +the excitement will die down." + +I noticed a few reporters hanging about Old Hall when we arrived there. +They accosted me with various queries, to which I gave the invariable +answer (we had found it the best) that I had nothing to say. + +We were shown by the butler into the drawing room, the sole occupant +of which turned out to be Miss Cram--apparently in a state of high +enjoyment. + +"This is a surprise, isn't it?" she said as she shook hands. "I never +should have thought of such a thing, but Mrs. Protheroe is kind, isn't +she? And, of course, it isn't what you might call nice for a young girl +to be staying alone at a place like the Blue Boar, reporters about and +all. And, of course, it's not as though I haven't been able to make +myself useful--you really need a secretary at a time like this, and +Miss Protheroe doesn't do anything to help, does she?" + +I was amused to notice that the old animosity against Lettice +persisted, but that the girl had apparently become a warm partisan of +Anne's. At the same time I wondered if the story of her coming here was +strictly accurate. In her account, the initiative had come from Anne, +but I wondered if that were really so. The first mention of disliking +to be at the Blue Boar alone might have easily come from the girl +herself. While keeping an open mind on the subject, I did not fancy +that Miss Cram was strictly truthful. + +At that moment Anne Protheroe entered the room. + +She was dressed very quietly in black. She carried in her hand a Sunday +paper, which she held out to me with a rueful glance. + +"I've never had any experience of this sort of thing. It's pretty +ghastly, isn't it? I saw a reporter at the inquest. I just said that I +was terribly upset and had nothing to say, and then he asked me if I +wasn't very anxious to find my husband's murderer, and I said 'Yes.' +And then whether I had any suspicions and I said 'No.' And whether I +didn't think the crime showed local knowledge, and I said it seemed to, +certainly. And that was all. And now look at this!" + +In the middle of the page was a photograph, evidently taken at least +ten years ago--Heaven knows where they had dug it out. There were large +headlines. + + WIDOW DECLARES SHE WILL NEVER REST TILL SHE HAS HUNTED DOWN + HUSBAND'S MURDERER. + + _Mrs. Protheroe, the widow of the murdered man, is certain that + the murderer must be looked for locally. She has suspicions but + no certainty. She declared herself prostrated with grief, but + reiterated her determination to hunt down the murderer._ + +"It doesn't sound like me, does it?" said Anne. + +"I daresay it might have been worse," I said handing back the paper. + +"Impudent, aren't they?" said Miss Cram. "I'd like to see one of those +fellows trying to get something out of me." + +By the twinkle in Griselda's eye, I was convinced that she regarded +this statement as being more literally true than Miss Cram intended it +to appear. + +Luncheon was announced and we went in. Lettice did not come in till +half way through the meal, when she drifted into the empty place with a +smile for Griselda and a nod for me. I watched her with some attention, +for reasons of my own, but she seemed much the same vague creature as +usual. Extremely pretty--that in fairness I had to admit. She was still +not wearing mourning, but was dressed in a shade of pale green that +brought out all the delicacy of her fair colouring. + +After we had had coffee, Anne said quietly: + +"I want to have a little talk with the Vicar. I will take him up to my +sitting room." + +At last I was to learn the reason of our summons. I rose and followed +her up the stairs. She paused at the door of the room. As I was about +to speak, she stretched out a hand to stop me. She remained listening, +looking down towards the hall. + +"Good. They are going out into the garden. No--don't go in there. We +can go straight up." + +Much to my surprise she led the way along the corridor to the extremity +of the wing. Here a narrow, ladder-like staircase rose to the floor +above and she mounted it, I following. We found ourselves in a dusty +boarded passage. Anne opened a door and led me into a large, dim attic +which was evidently used as a lumber room. There were trunks there, old +broken furniture, a few stacked pictures, and the many countless odds +and ends which a lumber room collects. + +My surprise was so evident that she smiled faintly. + +"First of all, I must explain. I am sleeping very lightly just now. +Last night--or rather this morning about three o'clock--I was convinced +that I heard someone moving about the house. I listened for some time, +and at last got up and came out to see. Out on the landing I realized +that the sounds came, not from down below, but from up above. I came +along to the foot of these stairs. Again I thought I heard a sound. +I called up 'Is anybody there?' But there was no answer, and I heard +nothing more, so I assumed that my nerves had been playing tricks on me +and went back to bed. + +"However, early this morning, I came up here--simply out of curiosity. +And I found _this_!" + +She stooped down and turned round a picture that was leaning against +the wall with the back of the canvas towards us. + +I gave a gasp of surprise. The picture was evidently a portrait in +oils, but the face had been hacked and cut in such a savage way as to +render it unrecognizable. Moreover the cuts were clearly quite fresh. + +"What an extraordinary thing," I said. + +"Isn't it? Tell me, can you think of any explanation?" + +I shook my head. + +"There's a kind of savagery about it," I said, "that I don't like. It +looks as though it had been done in a fit of maniacal rage." + +"Yes, that's what I thought." + +"What is the portrait?" + +"I haven't the least idea. I have never seen it before. All these +things were in the attic when I married Lucius and came here to live. I +have never been through them or bothered about them." + +"Extraordinary," I commented. + +I stooped down and examined the other pictures. They were very much +what you would expect to find--some very mediocre landscapes, some +oleographs, and a few cheaply framed reproductions. + +There was nothing else helpful. A large, old-fashioned trunk, of the +kind that used to be called an "ark," had the initials E.P. upon it. I +raised the lid. It was empty. Nothing else in the attic was the least +suggestive. + +"It really is a most amazing occurrence," I said. "It's so--senseless." + +"Yes," said Anne. "That frightens me a little." + +There was nothing more to see. I accompanied her down to her sitting +room where she closed the door. + +"Do you think I ought to do anything about it? Tell the police?" + +I hesitated. + +"It's hard to say on the face of it whether--" + +"It has anything to do with the murder or not," finished Anne. "I +know. That's what is so difficult. On the face of it, there seems no +connection whatever." + +"No," I said, "but it is another Peculiar Thing." + +We both sat silent with puzzled brows. + +"What are your plans, if I may ask?" I said presently. + +She lifted her head. + +"I'm going to live here for at least another six months!" She said it +defiantly. "I don't want to. I hate the idea of living here. But I +think it's the only thing to be done. Otherwise people will say that I +ran away--that I had a guilty conscience." + +"Surely not." + +"Oh! yes, they will. Especially when--" She paused and then said: "When +the six months are up--I am going to marry Lawrence." Her eyes met +mine. "We're neither of us going to wait any longer." + +"I supposed," I said, "that that would happen." + +Suddenly she broke down, burying her head in her hands. + +"You don't know how grateful I am to you--you don't know. We'd said +good-bye to each other--he was going away. I feel--I feel not so awful +about Lucius' death. If we'd been planning to go away together, and +he'd died then--it wouldn't be so awful now. But you made us both see +how wrong it would be. That's why I'm grateful." + +"I, too, am thankful," I said gravely. + +"All the same, you know," she sat up. "Unless the real murderer is +found, they'll always think it was Lawrence. Oh! yes, they will. And +especially when he marries me." + +"My dear, Dr. Haydock's evidence made it perfectly clear--" + +"What do people care about evidence? They don't even know about it. +And medical evidence never means anything to outsiders anyway. That's +another reason why I'm staying on here. Mr. Clement, _I'm going to find +out the truth_." + +Her eyes flashed as she spoke. She added: + +"That's why I asked that girl here." + +"Miss Cram?" + +"Yes." + +"You did ask her, then. I mean, it was your idea?" + +"Entirely. Oh! as a matter of fact, she whined a bit. At the +inquest--she was there when I arrived. No, I asked her here +deliberately." + +"But surely," I cried, "you don't think that that silly young woman +could have had anything to do with the crime?" + +"It's awfully easy to appear silly, Mr. Clement. It's one of the +easiest things in the world." + +"Then you really think--?" + +"No. I don't. Honestly I don't. What I do think is that that girl knows +something--or might know something. I wanted to study her at close +quarters." + +"And the very night she arrives, that picture is slashed," I said +thoughtfully. + +"You think she did it? But why? It seems so utterly absurd and +impossible." + +"It seems to me utterly impossible and absurd that your husband should +have been murdered in my study," I said bitterly. "But he was." + +"I know." She laid her hand on my arm. "It's dreadful for you. I do +realize that, though I haven't said very much about it." + +I took the blue lapis lazuli earring from my pocket and held it out to +her. + +"This is yours, I think?" + +"Oh! yes." She held out her hand for it with a pleased smile. "Where +did you find it?" + +But I did not put the jewel into her outstretched hand. + +"Would you mind," I said, "if I kept it a little longer?" + +"Why, certainly." She looked puzzled and a little inquiring. I did not +satisfy her curiosity. + +Instead I asked her how she was situated financially. + +"It is an impertinent question," I said. "But I really do not mean it +as such." + +"I don't think it's impertinent at all. You and Griselda are the best +friends I have here. And I like that funny old Miss Marple. Lucius was +very well off, you know. He left things pretty equally divided between +me and Lettice. Old Hall goes to me, but Lettice is to be allowed to +choose enough furniture to furnish a small house, and she is left a +separate sum for the purpose of buying one, so as to even things up." + +"What are her plans, do you know?" + +Anne made a comical grimace. + +"She doesn't tell them to me. I imagine she will leave here as soon as +possible. She doesn't like me--she never has. I daresay it's my fault, +though I've really always tried to be decent. But I suppose any girl +resents a young stepmother." + +"Are you fond of her?" I asked bluntly. + +She did not reply at once, which convinced me that Anne Protheroe is a +very honest woman. + +"I was at first," she said. "She was such a pretty little girl. I don't +think I am now. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because she doesn't like +me. I like being liked, you know." + +"We all do," I said, and Anne Protheroe smiled. + +I had one more task to perform. That was to get a word alone with +Lettice Protheroe. I managed that easily enough, catching sight of her +in the deserted drawing room. Griselda and Gladys Cram were out in the +garden. + +I went in and shut the door. + +"Lettice," I said, "I want to speak to you about something." + +She looked up indifferently. + +"Yes?" + +I had thought beforehand what to say. I held out the lapis earring and +said quietly, + +"Why did you drop that in my study?" + +I saw her stiffen for a moment--it was almost instantaneous. Her +recovery was so quick that I myself could hardly have sworn to the +movement. Then she said carelessly: + +"I never dropped anything in your study. That's not mine. That's +Anne's." + +"I know that," I said. + +"Well, why ask me then? Anne must have dropped it." + +"Mrs. Protheroe has only been in my study once since the murder, and +then she was wearing black and so would not have been likely to have +had on a blue earring." + +"In that case," said Lettice, "I suppose she must have dropped it +before." She added, "That's only logical." + +"It's very logical," I said. "I suppose you don't happen to remember +when your stepmother was wearing these earrings last?" + +"Oh!" She looked at me with a puzzled, trustful gaze. "Is it very +important?" + +"It might be," I said. + +"I'll try and think." She sat there knitting her brows. I have never +seen Lettice Protheroe look more charming than she did at that moment. +"Oh! yes," she said suddenly. "She had them on on Thursday. I remember +now." + +"Thursday," I said slowly, "was the day of the murder. Mrs. Protheroe +came to the studio in the garden that day, but, if you remember, in +her evidence, she only came as far as the study window, not inside the +room." + +"Where did you find this?" + +"Rolled underneath the desk." + +"Then it looks, doesn't it," said Lettice coolly, "as though she hadn't +spoken the truth?" + +"You mean that she came right in and stood by the desk?" + +"Well, it looks like it, doesn't it?" + +Her eyes met mine calmly. + +"If you want to know," she said calmly, "I never have thought she was +speaking the truth." + +"And I _know you_ are not, Lettice." + +"What do you mean?" + +She was startled. + +"I mean," I said, "that the last time I saw this earring was on Friday +morning when I came up here with Colonel Melchett. It was lying with +its fellow on your stepmother's dressing table. I actually handled them +both." + +"Oh!--" She wavered, then suddenly flung herself sideways over the +arm of her chair and burst into tears. Her long, fair hair hung down +almost touching the floor. It was a strange attitude--beautiful and +unrestrained. + +I let her sob for some moments in silence and then I said very gently: + +"Lettice, why did you do it?" + +"What?" + +She sprang up, flinging her hair wildly back. She looked wild--almost +terrified. + +"What do you mean?" + +"What made you do it? Was it jealousy? Dislike of Anne?" + +"Oh!--Oh! yes." She pushed the hair back from her face and seemed +suddenly to regain complete self-possession. "Yes, you can call it +jealousy. I've always disliked Anne--ever since she came queening +it here. I put the damned thing under the desk. I hoped it would +get her into trouble. It would have done if you hadn't been such a +Nosey Parker, fingering things on dressing tables. Anyway, it isn't a +clergyman's business to go about helping the police." + +It was a spiteful childish outburst. I took no notice of it. Indeed at +that moment, she seemed a very pathetic child. + +Her childish attempt at vengeance against Anne seemed hardly to be +taken seriously. I told her so, and added that I should return the +earring to her and say nothing of the circumstances in which I had +found it. She seemed rather touched by that. + +"That's nice of you," she said. + +She paused a minute and then said, keeping her face averted and +evidently choosing her words with care: + +"You know, Mr. Clement, I should--I should get Dennis away from here +soon, if I were you. I--I think it would be better." + +"Dennis?" I raised my eyebrows in slight surprise but with a trace of +amusement too. + +"I think it would be better," she added, still in the same awkward +manner. "I'm sorry about Dennis. I didn't think he--anyway, I'm sorry." + +We left it at that. + + + + + Chapter 23 + + +On the way back, I proposed to Griselda that we should make a detour +and go round by the barrow. I was anxious to see if the police were at +work and, if so, what they had found. Griselda, however, had things to +do at home, so I was left to make the expedition on my own. + +I found Constable Hurst in charge of operations. + +"No sign so far, sir," he reported, "and yet it stands to reason that +this is the only place for a _cache_." + +His use of the word _cache_ puzzled me for the moment, as he pronounced +it catch, but his real meaning occurred to me almost at once. + +"Whatimeantersay is, sir, where else could the young woman be going, +starting into the wood by that path? It leads to Old Hall, and it leads +here, and that's about all." + +"I suppose," I said, "that Inspector Slack would disdain such a simple +course as asking the young lady straight out." + +"Anxious not to put the wind up her," said Hurst. "Anything she writes +to Stone or he writes to her may throw light on things--once she knows +we're on to her, she'd shut up like _that_." + +Like _what_ exactly was left in doubt, but I personally doubted Miss +Gladys Cram ever being shut up in the way described. It was impossible +to imagine her as other than overflowing with conversation. + +"When a man's an h'impostor, you want to know _why_ he's an +h'impostor," said Constable Hurst didactically. + +"Naturally," I said. + +"And the answer is to be found in this here barrow--or else why was he +forever messing about with it?" + +"A _raison d'être_ for prowling about," I suggested, but this bit of +French was too much for the constable. He revenged himself for not +understanding it by saying coldly: + +"That's the h'amateur's point of view." + +"Anyway, you haven't found the suitcase," I said. + +"We shall do, sir. Not a doubt of it." + +"I'm not so sure," I said. "I've been thinking. Miss Marple said it was +quite a short time before the girl reappeared empty-handed. In that +case, she wouldn't have had time to get up here and back." + +"You can't take any notice of what old ladies say. When they've seen +something curious, and are waiting all eager like, why time simply +flies for them. And anyway, no lady knows anything about time." + +I often wonder why the whole world is so prone to generalize. +Generalizations are seldom or ever true, and are usually utterly +inaccurate. I have a poor sense of time myself (hence the keeping of my +clock fast), and Miss Marple, I should say, has a very acute one. Her +clocks keep time to the minute, and she herself is rigidly punctual on +every occasion. + +However I had no intention of arguing with Constable Hurst on the +point. I wished him good afternoon and good luck, and went on my way. + +It was just as I was nearing home that the idea came to me. There was +nothing to lead up to it. It just flashed into my brain as a possible +solution. + +You will remember that on my first search of the path, the day after +the murder, I had found the bushes disturbed in a certain place. +They proved, or so I thought at the time, to have been disturbed by +Lawrence, bent on the same errand as myself. + +But I remembered that afterwards he and I together had come upon +another faintly marked trail which proved to be that of the Inspector. +On thinking it over, I distinctly remembered that the first trail +(Lawrence's) had been much more noticeable than the second, as though +more than one person had been passing that way. And I reflected that +that was probably what had drawn Lawrence's attention to it in the +first instance. Supposing that it had originally been made by either +Dr. Stone or else Miss Cram? + +I remembered, or else I imagined remembering, that there had been +several withered leaves on broken twigs. If so, the trail could not +have been made the afternoon of our search. + +I was just approaching the spot in question. I recognized it easily +enough, and once more forced my way through the bushes. This time +I noticed fresh twigs broken. Someone _had_ passed this way since +Lawrence and myself. + +I soon came to the place where I had encountered Lawrence. The faint +trail, however, persisted farther, and I continued to follow it. +Suddenly it widened out into a little clearing, which showed signs +of recent upheaval. I say a clearing, because the denseness of the +undergrowth was thinned out there, but the branches of the trees met +overhead and the whole place was not more than a few feet across. + +On the other side, the undergrowth grew densely again and it seemed +quite clear that no one had forced a way through it recently. +Nevertheless, it seemed to have been disturbed in one place. + +I went across and kneeled down, thrusting the bushes aside with both +hands. A glint of a shiny brown surface rewarded me. Full of excitement +I thrust my arm in and with a good deal of difficulty I extracted a +small brown suitcase. + +I uttered an ejaculation of triumph. I had been successful. Coldly +snubbed by Constable Hurst, I had yet proved right in my reasoning. +Here without doubt was the suitcase carried by Miss Cram. I tried the +hasp, but it was locked. + +As I rose to my feet, I noticed a small brownish crystal lying on the +ground. Almost automatically, I picked it up and slipped it into my +pocket. + +Then, grasping my find by the handle, I retraced my steps to the path. + +As I climbed over the stile into the lane, an agitated voice near at +hand called out. + +"Oh! Mr. Clement. You've found it! How clever of you!" + +Mentally registering the fact that, in the art of seeing without being +seen, Miss Marple had no rival, I balanced my find on the palings +between us. + +"That's the one," said Miss Marple. "I'd know it anywhere." + +This, I thought, was a slight exaggeration. There are thousands of +cheap shiny suitcases all exactly alike. No one could recognize one, +particularly one seen from such a distance away by moonlight, but I +realized that the whole business of the suitcase was Miss Marple's +particular triumph and, as such, she was entitled to a little +pardonable exaggeration. + +"It's locked, I suppose, Mr. Clement?" + +"Yes. I'm just going to take it down to the police station." + +"You don't think it would be better to telephone?" + +Of course unquestionably it would be better to telephone. To stride +through the village, suitcase in hand, would be to court a probably +undesirable publicity. + +So I unlatched Miss Marple's garden gate and entered the house by the +French window, and from the sanctity of the drawing room, with the door +shut, I telephoned my news. + +The result was that Inspector Slack announced he would be up himself in +a couple of jiffies. + +When he arrived it was in his most cantankerous mood. + +"So we've got it, have we?" he said. "You know, sir, you shouldn't keep +things to yourself. If you've any reason to believe you know where the +article in question was hidden, you ought to have reported it to the +proper authorities." + +"It was a pure accident," I said. "The idea just happened to occur to +me." + +"And that's a likely tale. Nearly three quarters of a mile of woodland, +and you go right to the proper spot and lay your hand upon it." + +I would have given Inspector Slack the steps in reasoning which led +me to this particular spot, but he had achieved his usual result of +putting my back up. I said nothing. + +"Well!" said Inspector Slack, eyeing the suitcase with dislike and +would-be indifference. "I suppose we might as well have a look at +what's inside." + +He had brought an assortment of keys and wire with him. The lock was a +cheap affair. In a couple of seconds the case was open. + +I don't know what we had expected to find--something sternly +sensational, I imagine. But the first thing that met our eyes was a +greasy plaid scarf. The Inspector lifted it out. Next came a faded dark +blue overcoat, very much the worse for wear. A checked cap followed. + +"A shoddy lot," said the Inspector. + +A pair of boots, very down at heel and battered, came next. At the +bottom of the suitcase was a parcel done up in newspaper. + +"Fancy shirt, I suppose," said the Inspector bitterly, as he tore it +open. + +A moment later he had caught his breath in surprise. + +For inside the parcel were some demure little silver objects and a +round platter of the same metal. + +Miss Marple gave a shrill exclamation of recognition. + +"The trencher salts," she exclaimed. "Colonel Protheroe's trencher +salts, and the Charles II tazza. Did you ever hear of such a thing!" + +The Inspector had got very red. + +"So that was the game," he muttered. "Robbery. But I can't make it out. +There's been no mention of these things being missing." + +"Perhaps they haven't discovered the loss," I suggested. "I presume +these valuable things would not have been kept out in common use. +Colonel Protheroe probably kept them locked away in a safe." + +"I must investigate this," said the Inspector. "I'll go right up to +Old Hall now. So that's why our Dr. Stone made himself scarce. What +with the murder and one thing and another, he was afraid we'd get wind +of his activities. As likely as not his belongings might have been +searched. He got the girl to hide them in the wood with a suitable +change of clothing. He meant to come back by a roundabout route and +go off with them one night while she stayed here to disarm suspicion. +Well, there's one thing to the good. This lets him out over the murder. +He'd nothing to do with that. Quite a different game." + +He repacked the suitcase and took his departure, refusing Miss Marple's +offer of a glass of sherry. + +"Well, that's one mystery cleared up," I said with a sigh. "What Slack +says is quite true; there are no grounds for suspecting him of the +murder. Everything's accounted for quite satisfactorily." + +"It really would seem so," said Miss Marple. "Although one never can be +quite certain, can one?" + +"There's a complete lack of motive," I pointed out. "He'd got what he +came for and was clearing out." + +"Y--es." + +She was clearly not quite satisfied, and I looked at her in some +curiosity. She hastened to answer my inquiring gaze with a kind of +apologetic eagerness. + +"I've no doubt I am _quite_ wrong. I'm so stupid about these things. +But I just wondered--I mean this silver is very valuable, is it not?" + +"A tazza sold the other day for over a thousand pounds, I believe." + +"I mean--it's not the value of the metal." + +"No, it's what one might call a connoisseur's value." + +"That's what I mean. The sale of such things would take a little time +to arrange, or, even if it was arranged, it couldn't be carried through +without secrecy. I mean--if the robbery were reported and a hue and cry +were raised, well, the things couldn't be marketed at all." + +"I don't quite see what you mean?" I said. + +"I know I'm putting it badly." She became more flustered and +apologetic. "But it seems to me that--that the things couldn't just +have been abstracted, so to speak. The only satisfactory thing to +do would be to replace these things with copies. Then, perhaps, the +robbery wouldn't be discovered for some time." + +"That's a very ingenious idea," I said. + +"It would be the only way to do it, wouldn't it? And if so, of course, +as you say, once the substitution had been accomplished, there wouldn't +have been any reason for murdering Colonel Protheroe--quite the +reverse." + +"Exactly," I said. "That's what I said." + +"Yes, but I just wondered--I don't know, of course--and Colonel +Protheroe always talked a lot about doing things before he actually +did do them, and of course sometimes never did them at all, but he did +say--" + +"Yes?" + +"That he was going to have all his things valued--a man down from +London. For probate--no, that's when you're dead--for insurance. +Someone told him that was the thing to do. He talked about it a great +deal, and the importance of having it done. Of course, I don't know if +he had made any actual arrangement, but if he had...." + +"I see," I said slowly. + +"Of course, the moment the expert saw the silver, he'd know, and +then Colonel Protheroe would remember having shown the things to Dr. +Stone--I wonder if it was done then--legerdemain, don't they call it? +So clever--and then, well, the fat would be in the fire, to use an +old-fashioned expression." + +"I see your idea," I said. "I think we ought to find out for certain." + +I went once more to the telephone. In a few minutes I was through to +Old Hall and speaking to Anne Protheroe. + +"No, it's nothing very important. Has the Inspector arrived yet? Oh! +well, he's on his way. Mrs. Protheroe, can you tell me if the contents +of Old Hall were ever valued? What's that you say?" + +Her answer came clear and prompt. I thanked her, replaced the receiver +and turned to Miss Marple. + +"That's very definite. Colonel Protheroe had made arrangements for +a man to come down from London on Monday--tomorrow--to make a full +valuation. Owing to the Colonel's death, the matter has been put off." + +"Then there _was_ a motive," said Miss Marple softly. + +"A motive, yes. But that's all. You forget. When the shot was fired, +Dr. Stone had just joined the others, or was climbing over the stile in +order to do so." + +"Yes," said Miss Marple thoughtfully. "So that rules him out." + + + + + Chapter 24 + + +I returned to the Vicarage to find Hawes waiting for me in my study. +He was pacing up and down nervously, and when I entered the room he +started as though he had been shot. + +"You must excuse me," he said, wiping his forehead. "My nerves are all +to pieces lately." + +"My dear fellow," I said, "you positively must get away for a change. +We shall have you breaking down altogether, and that will never do." + +"I can't desert my post. No, that is a thing I will never do." + +"It's not a case of desertion. You are ill. I'm sure Haydock would +agree with me." + +"Haydock--Haydock. What kind of a doctor is he? An ignorant country +practitioner." + +"I think you're unfair to him. He has always been considered a very +able man in his profession." + +"Oh! perhaps. Yes, I daresay. But I don't like him. However, that's not +what I came to say. I came to ask you if you would be kind enough to +preach tonight instead of me. I--I really do not feel equal to it." + +"Why, certainly. I will take the service for you." + +"No, no. I wish to take the service. I am perfectly fit. It is only the +idea of getting up in the pulpit, of all those eyes staring at me...." + +He shut his eyes and swallowed convulsively. + +It was clear to me that there was something very much indeed the +matter with Hawes. He seemed aware of my thoughts, for he opened his +eyes and said quickly, + +"There is nothing really wrong with me. It is just these +headaches--these awful racking headaches. I wonder if you could let me +have a glass of water." + +"Certainly," I said. + +I went and fetched it myself from the tap. Ringing bells is a +profitless form of exercise in our house. + +I brought the water to him and he thanked me. He took from his pocket +a small cardboard box and, opening it, extracted a rice paper capsule, +which he swallowed with the aid of the water. + +"A headache powder," he explained. + +I suddenly wondered whether Hawes might have become addicted to drugs. +It would explain a great many of his peculiarities. + +"You don't take too many, I hope," I said. + +"No--oh, no. Dr. Haydock warned me against that. But it is really +wonderful. They bring instant relief." + +Indeed he already seemed calmer and more composed. + +He stood up. + +"Then you will preach tonight? It's very good of you, sir." + +"Not at all. And I insist on taking the service too. Get along home and +rest. No, I won't have any argument. Not another word." + +He thanked me again. Then he said, his eyes sliding past me to the +window: + +"You--you have been up at Old Hall today, haven't you, sir?" + +"Yes." + +"Excuse me--but were you sent for?" + +I looked at him in surprise, and he flushed. + +"I'm sorry, sir. I--I just thought some new development might have +arisen, and that that was why Mrs. Protheroe had sent for you." + +I had not the faintest intention of satisfying Hawes' curiosity. + +"She wanted to discuss the funeral arrangements and one or two other +small matters with me," I said. + +"Oh! That was all. I see." + +I did not speak. He fidgeted from foot to foot, and finally said: + +"Mr. Redding came to see me last night. I--I can't imagine why." + +"Didn't he tell you?" + +"He--he just said he thought he'd look me up. Said it was a bit lonely +in the evenings. He's never done such a thing before." + +"Well, he's supposed to be pleasant company," I said smiling. + +"What does he want to come and see me for? I don't like it." His voice +rose shrilly. "He spoke of dropping in again. What does it all mean? +What idea do you think he has got into his head?" + +"Why should you suppose he has any ulterior motive?" I asked. + +"I don't like it," repeated Hawes obstinately. "I've never gone against +_him_ in any way. I never suggested that _he_ was guilty--even when +he accused himself, I said it seemed most incomprehensible. If I've +had suspicions of anybody, it's been of Archer--never of him. Archer +is a totally different proposition--a godless, irreligious ruffian. A +drunken blackguard." + +"Don't you think you're being a little harsh?" I said. "After all, we +really know very little about the man." + +"A poacher, in and out of prison, capable of anything." + +"Do you really think he shot Colonel Protheroe?" I asked curiously. + +Hawes has an inveterate dislike of answering "yes" or "no." I have +noticed it several times lately. + +"Don't you think yourself, sir, that it's the only possible solution?" + +"As far as we know," I said, "there's no evidence of any kind against +him." + +"His threats," said Hawes eagerly. "You forget about his threats." + +"I am sick and tired of hearing about Archer's threats. As far as I can +make out, there is no direct evidence that he ever made any." + +"He was determined to be revenged on Colonel Protheroe. He primed +himself with drink, and then shot him." + +"That's pure supposition." + +"But you will admit that it's perfectly probable?" + +"No, I don't." + +"Possible, then?" + +"Possible, yes." + +Hawes glanced at me sideways. + +"Why don't you think it's probable?" + +"Because," I said, "a man like Archer wouldn't think of shooting a man +with a pistol. It's the wrong weapon." + +Hawes seemed taken aback by my argument. Evidently it wasn't the +objection he had expected. + +"Do you really think the objection is feasible?" he asked doubtingly. + +"To my mind it is a complete stumbling block to Archer's having +committed the crime," I said. + +In face of my positive assertion, Hawes said no more. He thanked me +again and left. + +I had gone as far as the front door with him, and on the hall table +I saw four notes. They had certain characteristics in common. The +handwriting was almost unmistakably feminine; they all bore the words +"By hand, Urgent," and the only difference I could see was that one was +noticeably dirtier than the rest. + +Their similarity gave me a curious feeling of seeing--not double but +quadruple. + +Mary came out of the kitchen and caught me staring at them. + +"Come by hand since lunch time," she volunteered. "All but one. I found +that in the box." + +I nodded, gathered them up and took them into the study. + +The first one ran thus. + + DEAR MR. CLEMENT, + + _Something has come to my knowledge which I feel you ought to know. + It concerns the death of poor Colonel Protheroe. I should much + appreciate your advice on the matter--whether to go to the police + or not. Since my dear husband's death, I have such a shrinking from + every kind of publicity. Perhaps you could run in and see me for a + few minutes this afternoon_, + + _Yours sincerely_, + MARTHA PRICE RIDLEY. + +I opened the second. + + DEAR MR. CLEMENT, + + _I am so troubled--so exercised in my mind--to know what I ought to + do. Something has come to my ears that I feel may be important. I + have such a horror of being mixed up with the police in any way. I + am so disturbed and distressed. Would it be asking too much of you, + dear Vicar, to drop in for a few minutes and solve my doubts and + perplexities for me in the wonderful way you always do?_ + + _Forgive my troubling you, + + Yours very sincerely_, + CAROLINE WETHERBY. + +The third, I felt, I could almost have recited beforehand. + + DEAR MR. CLEMENT, + + _Something most important has come to my ears. I feel you should + be the first to know about it. Will you call in and see me this + afternoon sometime? I will wait in for you._ + +This militant epistle was signed + + AMANDA HARTNELL. + +I opened the fourth missive. It has been my good fortune to be troubled +with very few anonymous letters. An anonymous letter is, I think, the +meanest and cruelest weapon there is. This one was no exception. It +purported to be written by an illiterate person, but several things +inclined me to disbelieve that assumption. + + DEAR VICAR, + + i think you ought to know what is Going On. Your lady has been seen + coming out of Mr. Redding's cottage in a surreptitious manner. You + know wot i mean. The two are Carrying On together. i think you + ought to know. + + A FRIEND. + +I made a faint exclamation of disgust and, crumpling up the paper, +tossed it into the open grate just as Griselda entered the room. + +"What's that you're throwing down so contemptuously?" she asked. + +"Filth," I said. + +Taking a match from my pocket, I struck it and bent down. Griselda, +however, was too quick for me. She had stooped down and caught up the +crumpled ball of paper and smoothed it out before I could stop her. + +She read it, gave a little exclamation of disgust, and tossed it back +to me, turning away as she did so. I lighted it and watched it burn. + +Griselda had moved away. She was standing by the window looking out +into the garden. + +"Len," she said without turning round. + +"Yes, my dear." + +"I'd like to tell you something. Yes, don't stop me. I want to, please. +When--when Lawrence Redding came here, I let you think that I had only +known him slightly before. That wasn't true. I--I had known him rather +well. In fact, before I met you, I had been rather in love with him. +I think most people are with Lawrence. I was--well--absolutely silly +about him at one time. I don't mean I wrote him compromising letters or +anything idiotic like they do in books. But I was rather keen on him +once." + +"Why didn't you tell me?" I asked. + +"Oh! Because! I don't know exactly except that--well, you're foolish +in some ways. Just because you're so much older than I am, you think +that I--well, that I'm likely to like other people. I thought you'd be +tiresome, perhaps, about me and Lawrence being friends." + +"You're very clever at concealing things," I said, remembering what +she had told me in that room less than a week ago, and the ingenuous +natural way she had talked. + +"Yes, I've always been able to hide things. In a way, I like doing it." + +Her voice held a childlike ring of pleasure in it. + +"But it's quite true what I said. I didn't know about Anne, and I +wondered why Lawrence was so different, not--well, really not noticing +me. I'm not used to it." + +There was a pause. + +"You do understand, Len?" said Griselda anxiously. + +"Yes," I said. "I understand." + +But did I? + + + + + Chapter 25 + + +I found it hard to shake off the impression left by the anonymous +letter. Pitch soils. However, I gathered up the other three letters, +glanced at my watch and started out. + +I wondered very much what this might be that had "come to the +knowledge" of three ladies simultaneously. I took it to be the same +piece of news. In this, I was to realize that my psychology was at +fault. + +I cannot pretend that my calls took me past the police station. My feet +gravitated there of their own accord. I was anxious to know whether +Inspector Slack had returned from Old Hall. + +I found that he had and, further, that Miss Cram had returned with him. +The fair Gladys was seated in the police station carrying off matters +with a high hand. She denied absolutely having taken the suitcase to +the woods. + +"Just because one of these gossiping old cats has nothing better to do +than look out of her window all night, you go and pitch upon me. She's +been mistaken once, remember, when she said she saw me at the end of +the lane on the afternoon of the murder, and if she was mistaken then, +in daylight, how can she possibly have recognized me by moonlight? + +"Wicked, it is, the way these old ladies go on down here. Say anything, +they will. And me asleep in my bed as innocent as can be. You ought to +be ashamed of yourselves, the lot of you." + +"And supposing the landlady of the Blue Boar identifies the suitcase as +yours, Miss Cram?" + +"If she says anything of the kind, she's wrong. There's no name on it. +Nearly everybody's got a suitcase like that. As for poor Dr. Stone, +accusing him of being a common burglar! And he with a lot of letters +after his name." + +"You refuse to give us any explanation, then, Miss Cram?" + +"No refusing about it. You've made a mistake, that's all. You and your +meddlesome Marples. I won't say a word more--not without my solicitor +present. I'm going this minute--unless you're going to arrest me." + +For answer, the Inspector rose and opened the door for her, and, with a +toss of the head, Miss Cram walked out. + +"That's the line she takes," said Slack, coming back to his chair. +"Absolute denial. And of course the old lady _may_ have been mistaken. +No jury would believe you could recognize anyone from that distance on +a moonlit night. And of course, as I say, the old lady may have made a +mistake." + +"She may," I said, "but I don't think she did. Miss Marple is usually +right. That's what makes her unpopular." + +The Inspector grinned. + +"That's what Hurst says. Lord, these villages!" + +"What about the silver, Inspector?" + +"Seemed to be perfectly in order. Of course that meant one lot or +the other must be a fake. There's a very good man in Much Benham, +an authority on old silver. I've phoned over to him and sent a car +to fetch him. We'll soon know which is which. Either the burglary +was an accomplished fact, or else it was only planned. Doesn't make +a frightful lot of difference either way--I mean as far as we're +concerned. Robbery's a small business compared with murder. These two +aren't concerned with the murder. We'll maybe get a line on him through +the girl--that's why I let her go without any more fuss." + +"I wondered," I said. + +"A pity about Mr. Redding. It's not often you find a man who goes out +of his way to oblige you." + +"I suppose not," I said smiling slightly. + +"Women cause a lot of trouble," moralized the Inspector. + +He sighed and then went on, somewhat to my surprise, "Of course there's +Archer." + +"Oh!" I said. "You've thought of him?" + +"Why, naturally, sir, first thing. It didn't need any anonymous letters +to put me on his track." + +"Anonymous letters," I said sharply. "Did you get one then?" + +"That's nothing new, sir. We get a dozen a day, at least. Oh! yes, we +were put wise to Archer. As though the police couldn't look out for +themselves! Archer's been under suspicion from the first. The trouble +of it is, he's got an alibi. Not that it amounts to anything, but it's +awkward to get over." + +"What do you mean by its not amounting to anything?" I asked. + +"Well, it appears he was with a couple of pals all the afternoon. Not, +as I say, that that counts much. Men like Archer and his pals would +swear to anything. There's no believing a word they say. _We_ know +that. But the public doesn't, and the jury's taken from the public, +more's the pity. They know nothing, and ten to one believe everything +that's said in the witness box, no matter who it is that says it. And +of course Archer himself will swear till he's black in the face that he +didn't do it." + +"Not so obliging as Mr. Redding," I said with a smile. + +"Not he," said the Inspector, making the remark as a plain statement of +fact. + +"It is natural, I suppose, to cling to life," I mused. + +"You'd be surprised if you knew the murderers that have got off through +the soft heartedness of the jury," said the Inspector gloomily. + +"But do you really think that Archer did it?" I asked. + +It has struck me as curious all along that Inspector Slack never seems +to have any personal views of his own on the murder. The easiness or +difficulty of getting a conviction are the only points that seem to +appeal to him. + +"I'd like to be a bit surer," he admitted. "A fingerprint now, or a +footprint, or seen in the vicinity about the time of the crime. Can't +risk arresting him without something of that kind. He's been seen +round Mr. Redding's house once or twice, but he'd say that was to speak +to his mother. A decent body, she is. No, on the whole, I'm for the +lady. If I could only get definite proof of blackmail--but you can't +get definite proof of anything in this crime! It's theory, theory, +theory. It's a sad pity that there's not a single spinster lady living +along your road, Mr. Clement. I bet she'd have seen something if there +had been." + +His words reminded me of my calls, and I took leave of him. It was +about the solitary instance when I had seen him in a genial mood. + +My first call was on Miss Hartnell. She must have been watching for me +from the window, for, before I had time to ring, she had opened the +front door, and clasping my hand firmly in hers had led me over the +threshold. + +"So good of you to come. In here. More private." + +We entered a microscopic room, about the size of a hencoop. Miss +Hartnell shut the door and, with an air of deep secrecy, waved me to a +seat (there were only three). I perceived that she was enjoying herself. + +"I'm never one to beat about the bush," she said in her jolly voice, +the latter slightly toned down to meet the requirements of the +situation. "You know how things go the round in a village like this?" + +"Unfortunately," I said, "I do." + +"I agree with you. Nobody dislikes gossip more than I do. But there it +is. I thought it my duty to tell the police Inspector that I'd called +on Mrs. Lestrange the afternoon of the murder and that she was out. I +don't expect to be thanked for doing my duty; I just do it. Ingratitude +is what you meet with first and last in this life. Why only yesterday +that impudent Mrs. Baker--" + +"Yes, yes," I said hoping to avert the usual tirade. "Very sad, very +sad. But you were saying." + +"The lower classes don't know who are their best friends," said Miss +Hartnell. "I always say a word in season when I'm visiting. Not that +I'm ever thanked for it." + +"You were telling the Inspector about your call upon Mrs. Lestrange," I +prompted. + +"Exactly--and, by the way, he didn't thank me. Said he'd ask for +information when he wanted it--not those words exactly, but that was +the spirit. There's a different class of men in the police force +nowadays." + +"Very probably," I said. "But you were going on to say something?" + +"I decided that this time I wouldn't go near any wretched Inspector. +After all, a clergyman is a gentleman--at least some are," she added. + +I gathered that the qualification was not intended to include me. + +"If I can help you in any way," I began. + +"It's a matter of duty," said Miss Hartnell and closed her mouth with a +snap. "I don't want to have to say these things. No one likes it less. +But duty is duty." + +I waited. + +"I've been given to understand," went on Miss Hartnell, turning rather +red, "that Mrs. Lestrange gives out that she was at home all the +time--that she didn't answer the door because--well, because she didn't +choose. Such airs and graces. I only called as a matter of duty, and to +be treated like that!" + +"She has been ill," I said mildly. + +"Ill? Fiddlesticks. You're too unworldly, Mr. Clement. There's nothing +the matter with that woman. Too ill to attend the inquest indeed! +Medical certificate from Dr. Haydock! She can wind him round her little +finger; everyone knows that. Well, where was I?" + +I didn't quite know. It is difficult with Miss Hartnell to know where +narrative ends and vituperation begins. + +"Oh! about calling on her that afternoon. Well, it's fiddlesticks to +say she was in the house. She wasn't. I know." + +"How can you possibly know?" + +Miss Hartnell's face turned a little redder. In someone less truculent, +her demeanour might have been called embarrassed. + +"I'd knocked and rung," she explained. "Twice. If not three times. And +it occurred to me suddenly that the bell might be out of order." + +She was, I was glad to note, unable to look me in the face when saying +this. The same builder builds all our houses, and the bells he installs +are always clearly audible when standing on the mat outside the front +door. Both Miss Hartnell and I knew this perfectly well, but I suppose +decencies have to be preserved. + +"Yes?" I murmured. + +"I didn't want to push my card through the letter box. That would seem +so rude, and, whatever I am, I am never rude." + +She made this amazing statement without a tremor. + +"So I thought I would just go round the house and--and tap on the +window pane," she continued unblushingly. "I went all round the house +and looked in at all the windows, but there was no one in the house at +all." + +I understood her perfectly. Taking advantage of the fact that the house +was empty, Miss Hartnell had given unbridled rein to her curiosity and +had gone round the house, examining the garden and peering in at all +the windows to see as much as she could of the interior. She had chosen +to tell her story to me, believing that I should be a more sympathetic +and lenient audience than the police. The clergy are supposed to give +the benefit of the doubt to their parishioners. + +I made no comment on the situation. I merely asked a question: + +"What time was this, Miss Hartnell?" + +"As far as I can remember," said Miss Hartnell, "it must have been +close on six o'clock. I went straight home afterwards, and I got in +about ten past six, and Mrs. Protheroe came in somewhere round about +the half hour, leaving Dr. Stone and Mr. Redding outside, and we talked +about bulbs. And all the time the poor Colonel lying murdered. It's a +sad world." + +"It is sometimes a rather unpleasant one," I said. + +I rose. + +"And that is all you have to tell me?" + +"I just thought it might be important." + +"It might," I agreed. + +And refusing to be drawn further, much to Miss Hartnell's +disappointment, I took my leave. + +Miss Wetherby, whom I visited next, received me in a kind of flutter. + +"Dear Vicar, how truly kind. You've had tea? Really, you won't? A +cushion for your back? It is so kind of you to come round so promptly. +Always willing to put yourself out for others." + +There was a good deal of this before we came to the point, and even +then it was approached with a good deal of circumlocution. + +"You must understand that I heard this on the best authority." + +In St. Mary Mead, the best authority is always somebody else's servant. + +"You can't tell me who told you?" + +"I promised, dear Mr. Clement. And I always think a promise should be a +sacred thing." + +She looked very solemn. + +"Shall we say a little bird told me? That is safe, isn't it?" + +I longed to say, "It's damned silly." I rather wish I had. I should +have liked to observe the effect on Miss Wetherby. + +"Well, this little bird told that she saw a certain lady who shall be +nameless." + +"Another kind of bird?" I inquired. + +To my great surprise Miss Wetherby went off into paroxysms of laughter +and tapped me playfully on the arm saying: + +"Oh! Vicar, you must not be so naughty." + +When she had recovered, she went on. + +"A certain lady, and where do you think this certain lady was going? +She turned into the Vicarage road, but before she did so, she looked +up and down the road in a most peculiar way--to see if anyone she knew +were noticing her, I imagine." + +"And the little bird?" I inquired. + +"Paying a visit to the fishmonger's--in the room over the shop." + +I now know where maids go on their days out. I know there is one place +they never go if they can help--anywhere in the open air. + +"And the time," continued Miss Wetherby, leaning forward mysteriously, +"was just before six o'clock." + +"On which day?" + +Miss Wetherby gave a little scream. + +"The day of the murder, of course, didn't I say so?" + +"I inferred it," I replied. "And the name of the lady?" + +"Begins with an L," said Miss Wetherby nodding her head several times. + +Feeling that I had got to the end of the information Miss Wetherby had +to impart, I rose to my feet. + +"You won't let the police cross-question me, will you?" said Miss +Wetherby pathetically, as she clasped my hand in both of hers. "I do +shrink from publicity. And to stand up in Court!" + +"In special cases," I said, "they let witnesses sit down." + +And I escaped. + +There was still Mrs. Price Ridley to see. That lady put me in my place +at once. + +"I will not be mixed up in any police court business," she said firmly, +after shaking my hand coldly. "You understand that. On the other hand, +having come across a circumstance which needs explaining, I think it +should be brought to the notice of the authorities." + +"Does it concern Mrs. Lestrange?" I asked. + +"Why should it?" demanded Mrs. Price Ridley coldly. + +She had me at a disadvantage there. + +"It's a very simple matter," she continued. "My maid, Clara, was +standing at the front gate; she went down there for a minute or +two--_she_ says to get a breath of fresh air. Most unlikely, I should +say. Much more probable that she was looking out for the fishmonger's +boy--if he calls himself a boy--impudent young jackanapes, thinks +because he's seventeen he can joke with all the girls. Anyway, as I +say, she was standing at the gate and she heard a sneeze." + +"Yes," I said waiting for more. + +"That's all. I tell you she heard a sneeze. And don't start telling me +I'm not so young as I once was and may have made a mistake, because it +was Clara who heard it and she's only nineteen." + +"But," I said, "why shouldn't she have heard a sneeze?" + +Mrs. Price Ridley looked at me in obvious pity for my poorness of +intellect. + +"She heard a sneeze on the day of the murder at a time when there was +no one in your house. Doubtless the murderer was concealed in the +bushes waiting his opportunity. What you have to look for is a man with +a cold in his head." + +"Or a sufferer from hay fever," I suggested. "But as a matter of fact, +Mrs. Price Ridley, I think that mystery has a very easy solution. Our +maid, Mary, has been suffering from a severe cold in the head. In fact, +her sniffing has tried us very much lately. It must have been her +sneeze your maid heard." + +"It was a man's sneeze," said Mrs. Price Ridley firmly. "And you +couldn't hear your maid sneeze in your kitchen from our gate." + +"You couldn't hear anyone sneezing in the study from your gate," I +said. "Or at least I very much doubt it." + +"I said the man might have been concealed in the shrubbery," said +Mrs. Price Ridley. "Doubtless when Clara had gone in, he effected an +entrance by the front door." + +"Well, of course that's possible," I said. + +I tried not to make my voice consciously soothing, but I must have +failed, for Mrs. Price Ridley glared at me suddenly. + +"I am accustomed not to be listened to, but I might mention also that +to leave a tennis racquet carelessly flung down on the grass without +a press completely ruins it. And tennis racquets are very expensive +nowadays." + +There did not seem to be rhyme or reason in this flank attack. It +bewildered me utterly. + +"But perhaps you don't agree," said Mrs. Price Ridley. + +"Oh! I do--certainly." + +"I am glad. Well, that is all I have to say. I wash my hands of the +whole affair." + +She leaned back and closed her eyes like one weary of this world. I +thanked her and said good-bye. + +On the doorstep, I ventured to ask Clara about her mistress's statement. + +"It's quite true, sir, I heard a sneeze. And it wasn't an ordinary +sneeze--not by any means." + +Nothing about a crime is ever ordinary. The shot was not an ordinary +kind of shot. The sneeze was not a usual kind of sneeze. It was, I +presume, a special murderer's sneeze. I asked the girl what time this +had been, but she was very vague--some time between a quarter and half +past six she thought. Anyway, "it was before the mistress had the +telephone call and was took bad." + +I asked her if she had heard a shot of any kind. And she said the shots +had been something awful. After that, I placed very little credence in +her statements. + +I was just turning in at my own gate when I decided to pay a friend a +visit. + +Glancing at my watch, I saw that I had just time for it before taking +Evensong. I went down the road to Haydock's house. He came out on the +doorstep to meet me. + +I noticed afresh how worried and haggard he looked. This business +seemed to have aged him out of all knowledge. + +"I'm glad to see you," he said. "What's the news?" + +I told him the latest Stone development. + +"A high class thief," he commented. "Well, that explains a lot of +things. He'd read up his subject, but he made slips from time to time +to me. Protheroe must have caught him out once. You remember the row +they had. What do they think about the girl? Is she in it too?" + +"Opinion as to that is undecided," I said. "For my own part, I think +the girl is all right. She's such a prize idiot," I added. + +"Oh! I wouldn't say that. She's rather shrewd, is Miss Gladys Cram. +A remarkably healthy specimen. Not likely to trouble members of my +profession." + +I told him that I was worried about Hawes, and that I was anxious that +he should get away for a real rest and change. + +Something evasive came into his manner when I said this. His answer did +not ring quite true. + +"Yes," he said slowly. "I suppose that would be the best thing. Poor +chap. Poor chap." + +"I thought you didn't like him." + +"I don't--not much. But I'm sorry for a lot of people I don't like." +He added, after a minute or two, "I'm even sorry for Protheroe. Poor +fellow--nobody ever liked him much. Too full of his own rectitude +and too self-assertive. It's an unlovable mixture. He was always the +same--even as a young man." + +"I didn't know you knew him then?" + +"Oh! yes. When he lived in Westmoreland, I had a practice not far away. +That's a long time ago now. Nearly twenty years." + +I sighed. Twenty years ago Griselda was five years old. Time is an odd +thing. + +"Is that all you came to say to me, Clement?" + +I looked up with a start. Haydock was watching me with keen eyes. + +"There's something else, isn't there?" he said. + +I nodded. + +I had been uncertain whether to speak or not when I came in, but now +I decided to do so. I like Haydock as well as any man I know. He is a +splendid fellow in every way. I felt that what I had to tell might be +useful to him. + +I recited my interviews with Miss Hartnell and Miss Wetherby. + +He was silent for a long time after I'd spoken. + +"It's quite true, Clement," he said at last. "I've been trying to +shield Mrs. Lestrange from any inconvenience that I could. As a matter +of fact, she's an old friend. But that's not my only reason. That +medical certificate of mine isn't the put-up job you all think it was." + +He paused and then said gravely: + +"This is between you and me, Clement. Mrs. Lestrange is doomed." + +"What?" + +"She's a dying woman. I give her a month at longest. Do you wonder +that I want to keep her from being badgered and questioned?" + +He went on: + +"When she turned into this road that evening, it was here she came--to +this house." + +"You haven't said so before." + +"I didn't want to create talk. Six to seven isn't my time for seeing +patients, and everyone knows that. But you can take my word for it that +she was here." + +"She wasn't here when I came for you, though. I mean when we discovered +the body." + +"No," he seemed perturbed. "She'd left--to keep an appointment." + +"In what direction was the appointment? In her own house?" + +"I don't know, Clement. On my honour, I don't know." + +I believed him, but-- + +"And supposing an innocent man is hanged?" I said. + +He shook his head. + +"No," he said. "No one will be hanged for the murder of Colonel +Protheroe. You can take my word for that." + +But that is just what I could not do. And yet the certainty in his +voice was very great. + +"No one will be hanged," he repeated. + +"This man, Archer--" + +He made an impatient movement. + +"Hasn't got brains enough to wipe his finger prints off the pistol." + +"Perhaps not," I said dubiously. + +Then I remembered something, and taking the little brownish crystal I +had found in the wood from my pocket I held it out to him and asked him +what it was. + +"H'm," he hesitated. "Looks like picric acid. Where did you find it?" + +"That," I replied, "is Sherlock Holmes' secret." + +He smiled. + +"What is picric acid?" + +"Well, it's an explosive." + +"Yes, I know that, but it's got another use, hasn't it?" + +He nodded. + +"It's used medically--in solution for burns. Wonderful stuff." + +I held out my hand and rather reluctantly he handed it back to me. + +"It's of no consequence probably," I said. "But I found it in rather an +unusual place." + +"You won't tell me where?" + +Rather childishly, I wouldn't. + +He had his secrets. Well, I would have mine. + +I was a little hurt that he had not confided in me more fully. + + + + +Chapter 26 + + +I was in a strange mood when I mounted the pulpit that night. + +The church was unusually full. I cannot believe that it was the +prospect of Hawes preaching which had attracted so many. Hawes' sermons +are dull and dogmatic. And if the news had got round that I was +preaching instead, that would not have attracted them either. For my +sermons are dull and scholarly. Neither, I am afraid, can I attribute +it to devotion. + +Everybody had come, I concluded, to see who else was there, and +possibly to exchange a little gossip in the church porch afterwards. + +Haydock was in church, which is unusual, and also Lawrence Redding. +And, to my surprise, beside Lawrence I saw the white strained face +of Hawes. Anne Protheroe was there, but she usually attends Evensong +on Sundays, though I had hardly thought she would today. I was far +more surprised to see Lettice. Church-going was compulsory on Sunday +morning--Colonel Protheroe was adamant on that point--but I had never +seen Lettice at evening service before. + +Gladys Cram was there, looking rather blatantly young and healthy +against a background of wizened spinsters, and I fancied that a dim +figure at the end of the church, who had slipped in late, was Mrs. +Lestrange. + +I need hardly say that Mrs. Price Ridley, Miss Hartnell, Miss Wetherby +and Miss Marple were there in full force. All the village people were +there, with hardly a single exception. I don't know when we have had +such a crowded congregation. + +Crowds are queer things. There was a magnetic atmosphere that night, +and the first person to feel its influence was myself. + +As a rule, I prepare my sermons beforehand. I am careful and +conscientious over them, but no one is better aware than myself of +their deficiencies. + +Tonight I was of necessity preaching _ex tempore_, and as I looked down +on the sea of upturned faces, a sudden madness entered my brain. I +ceased to be in any sense a minister of God. I became an actor. I had +an audience before me and I wanted to move that audience--and more, I +felt the power to move it. + +I am not proud of what I did that night. I am an utter disbeliever in +the emotional revivalist spirit. Yet that night I acted the part of a +raving, ranting evangelist. + +I gave out my text slowly. + +_I am come to call not the righteous but the sinners to repentance._ + +I repeated it twice, and I heard my own voice, a resonant, ringing +voice unlike the voice of the everyday Leonard Clement. + +I saw Griselda from her front pew look up in surprise, and Dennis +follow her example. + +I held my breath for a moment or two, and then I let myself rip. + +The congregation in that church were in a state of pent-up emotion, +ripe to be played upon. I played upon them. I exhorted sinners to +repentance. I lashed myself into a kind of emotional frenzy. Again and +again I threw out a denouncing hand and reiterated the phrase: + +"I am speaking to _you_." + +And each time, from different parts of the church, a kind of sighing +gasp went up. + +Mass emotion is a strange and terrible thing. + +I finished up with those beautiful and poignant words--perhaps the most +poignant words in the whole Bible: + +"_This very night shall thy soul be required of thee...._" + +It was a strange brief possession. When I got back to the Vicarage I +was my usual faded, indeterminate self. I found Griselda rather pale. +She slipped her arm through mine. + +"Len," she said. "You were rather terrible tonight. I--I didn't like +it. I've never heard you preach like that before." + +"I don't suppose you ever will again," I said, sinking down wearily on +the sofa. I was tired. + +"What made you do it?" + +"A sudden madness came over me." + +"Oh! it--it wasn't something special?" + +"What do you mean--something special?" + +"I wondered--that was all. You're very unexpected, Len. I never feel I +really know you." + +We sat down to cold supper, Mary being out. + +"There's a note for you in the hall," said Griselda. "Get it, will you, +Dennis?" + +Dennis, who had been very silent, obeyed. + +I took it and groaned. Across the top left-hand corner was written, _By +hand--Urgent_. + +"This," I said, "must be from Miss Marple. There's no one else left." + +I had been perfectly correct in my assumption. + + DEAR MR. CLEMENT, + + _I should so much like to have a little chat with you about one or + two things that have occurred to me. I feel we should all try and + help in elucidating this sad mystery. I will come over about half + past nine, if I may, and tap on your study window. Perhaps dear + Griselda would be so very kind as to run over here and cheer up my + nephew. And Mr. Dennis too, of course, if he cares to come. If I do + not hear, I will expect them and will come over myself at the time + I have stated._ + + _Yours very sincerely_, + JANE MARPLE. + +I handed the note to Griselda. + +"Oh! we'll go," she said cheerfully. "A glass or two of homemade +liqueur is just what one needs on Sunday evening. I think it's Mary's +blanc mange that is so frightfully depressing. It's like something out +of a mortuary." + +Dennis seemed less charmed at the prospect. + +"It's all very well for you," he grumbled. "You can talk all this high +brow stuff about art and books. I always feel a perfect fool sitting +and listening to you." + +"That's good for you," said Griselda serenely. "It puts you in your +place. Anyway I don't think Mr. Raymond West is so frightfully clever +as he pretends to be." + +"Very few of us are," I said. + +I wondered very much what exactly it was that Miss Marple wished to +talk over. Of all the ladies in my congregation, I consider her by far +the shrewdest. Not only does she see and hear practically everything +that goes on, but she draws amazingly neat and apposite deductions from +the facts that come under her notice. + +If I were at any time to set out on a career of deceit, it would be of +Miss Marple that I should be afraid. + +What Griselda called the Nephew Amusing Party started off at a little +after nine, and while I was waiting for Miss Marple to arrive I amused +myself by drawing up a kind of schedule of the facts connected with the +crime. I arranged them so far as possible in chronological order. I am +not a punctual person, but I am a neat one, and I like things jotted +down in a methodical fashion. + +At half past nine punctually, there was a little tap on the window and +I rose and admitted Miss Marple. + +She had a very fine Shetland shawl thrown over her head and shoulders, +and was looking rather old and frail. She came in full of little +fluttering remarks. + +"So good of you to let me come--and so good of dear Griselda--Raymond +admires her so much--the perfect Greuze he always calls her. Shall I +sit here? I am not taking your chair? Oh! thank you. No, I won't have a +footstool." + +I deposited the Shetland shawl on a chair and returned to take a chair +facing my guest. We looked at each other, and a little deprecating +smile broke out on her face. + +"I feel that you must be wondering why--why I am so interested in all +this. You may possibly think it's very unwomanly. No--please--I should +like to explain if I may." + +She paused a moment, a pink colour suffusing her cheeks. + +"You see," she began at last, "living alone as I do, in a rather out +of the way part of the world, one has to have a hobby. There is, +of course, woolwork, and Guides, and Welfare, and sketching, but +my hobby is--and always has been--Human Nature. So varied--and so +very fascinating. And, of course, in a small village, with nothing +to distract one, one has such ample opportunity for becoming what I +might call proficient in one's study. One begins to class people, +quite definitely, just as though they were birds or flowers, group +so and so, genus this, species that. Sometimes, of course, one makes +mistakes, but less and less as time goes on. And then, too, one tests +oneself. One takes a little problem--for instance the gill of pickled +shrimps that amused dear Griselda so much--a quite unimportant mystery, +but absolutely incomprehensible unless one solves it right. And then +there was that matter of the changed cough drops, and the butcher's +wife's umbrella--the last absolutely meaningless, unless on the +assumption that the greengrocer was not behaving at all nicely with +the chemist's wife--which, of course, turned out to be the case. It is +so fascinating, you know, to apply one's judgment and find that one is +right." + +"You usually are, I believe," I said smiling. + +"That, I am afraid, is what has made me a little conceited," confessed +Miss Marple. "But I have always wondered whether, if some day a really +big mystery came along, I should be able to do the same thing. I +mean--just solve it correctly. Logically, it ought to be exactly the +same thing. After all, a tiny working model of a torpedo is just the +same as a real torpedo." + +"You mean it's all a question of relativity," I said slowly. "It should +be--logically, I admit. But I don't know whether it really is." + +"Surely it must be the same," said Miss Marple. "The--what one used +to call the factors at school--are the same. There's money, and +mutual attraction between people of an--er--opposite sex--and there's +queerness, of course--so many people are a little queer, aren't +they?--in fact, most people are when you know them well. And normal +people do such astonishing things sometimes, and abnormal people are +sometimes so very sane and ordinary. In fact, the only way is to +compare people with other people you have known or come across. You'd +be surprised if you knew how very few distinct types there are in all." + +"You frighten me," I said. "I feel I'm being put under the microscope." + +"Of course, I wouldn't dream of saying any of this to Colonel +Melchett--such an autocratic man, isn't he?--and poor Inspector +Slack--well, he's exactly like the young lady in the boot shop who +wants to sell you patent leather because she's got it in your size, and +doesn't take any notice of the fact that you want brown calf." + +That really is a very good description of Slack. + +"But you, Mr. Clement, know, I'm sure, quite as much about the crime as +Inspector Slack. I thought, if we could work together--" + +"I wonder," I said. "I think each one of us in his secret heart fancies +himself as Sherlock Holmes." + +Then I told her of the three summons I had received that afternoon. +I told her of Anne's discovery of the picture with the slashed face. +I also told her of Miss Cram's attitude at the police station, and I +described Haydock's identification of the crystal I had picked up. + +"Having found that myself," I finished up, "I should like it to be +important. But it's probably got nothing to do with the case." + +"I have been reading a lot of American detective stories from the +library lately," said Miss Marple, "hoping to find them helpful." + +"Was there anything in them about picric acid?" + +"I'm afraid not. I do remember reading a story once, though, in which a +man was poisoned by picric acid and lanoline being rubbed on him as an +ointment." + +"But as nobody has been poisoned here, that doesn't seem to enter into +the question," I said. + +Then I took up my schedule and handed it to her. + +"I've tried," I said, "to recapitulate the facts of the case as clearly +as possible." + + MY SCHEDULE + + THURSDAY 21ST. INST. + + 12.30 p.m. _Colonel Protheroe alters his appointment from six to + six fifteen. Overheard by half village very probably._ + + 12.45. _Pistol last seen in its proper place. (But this is doubtful + as Mrs. Archer had previously said she could not remember.)_ + + 5.30. _(approx.) Colonel and Mrs. Protheroe leave Old Hall for + village in car._ + + 5.30. _Fake call put through to me from the North Lodge, Old Hall._ + + 6.15. _(or a minute or two earlier) Colonel Protheroe arrives at + Vicarage. Is shown into study by Mary._ + + 6.20. _Mrs. Protheroe comes along back lane and across garden to + study window. Colonel Protheroe not visible._ + + 6.29. _Call from Lawrence Redding's cottage put through to Mrs. + Price Ridley (according to exchange)._ + + 6.30-6.35. _Shot heard (accepting telephone call time as correct). + Lawrence Redding, Anne Protheroe, and Dr. Stone's evidence seem to + point to its being earlier, but Mrs. P. R. probably right._ + + 6.45. _Lawrence Redding arrives Vicarage and finds the body._ + + 6.48. _I meet Lawrence Redding._ + + 6.49. _Body discovered by me._ + + 6.55. _Haydock examines body._ + + _Note_ The only two people who have no kind of alibi for 6.30-6.35 + are Miss Cram and Mrs. Lestrange. Miss Cram says she was at the + barrow, but no confirmation. It seems reasonable, however, to + dismiss her from case, as there seems nothing to connect her with + it. Mrs. Lestrange left Dr. Haydock's house some time after six to + keep an appointment. Where was the appointment, and with whom? It + could hardly have been with Colonel Protheroe, as he expected to be + engaged with me. It is true that Mrs. Lestrange was near the spot + at the time the crime was committed, but it seems doubtful what + motive she could have had for murdering him. She did not gain by + his death, and the Inspector's theory of blackmail I cannot accept. + Mrs. Lestrange is not that kind of woman. Also, it seems unlikely + that she should have got hold of Lawrence Redding's pistol. + +"Very clear," said Miss Marple nodding her head in approval. "Very +clear, indeed. Gentlemen always make such excellent memoranda." + +"You agree with what I have written?" I asked. + +"Oh! yes--you have put it all beautifully." + +I asked her the question then that I had been meaning to put all along. + +"Miss Marple," I said. "Who do you suspect? You once said that there +were seven people." + +"Quite that, I should think," said Miss Marple absently. "I expect +every one of us suspects someone different. In fact, one can see they +do." + +She didn't ask me whom I suspected. + +"The point is," she said, "that one must provide an explanation for +everything. Each thing has got to be explained away satisfactorily. If +you have a theory that fits every fact--well, then it must be the right +one. But that's extremely difficult. If it wasn't for that note--" + +"The note?" I said surprised. + +"Yes, you remember, I told you. That note has worried me all along. +It's wrong, somehow." + +"Surely," I said, "that is explained now. It was written at 6.35, and +another hand--the murderer's--put the misleading 6.20 at the top. I +think that is clearly established." + +"But even then," said Miss Marple, "it's all wrong." + +"But why?" + +"Listen--" Miss Marple leant forward eagerly. "Mrs. Protheroe passed my +garden, as I told you, and she went as far as the study window and she +looked in and she didn't see Colonel Protheroe." + +"Because he was writing at the desk," I said. + +"And that's what's all wrong. That was at twenty past six. We agreed +that he wouldn't sit down to say he couldn't wait any longer until +after half past six--so, why was he sitting at the writing table then?" + +"I never thought of that," I said slowly. + +"Let us, dear Mr. Clement, just go over it again. Mrs. Protheroe comes +to the window and she thinks the room is empty--she must have thought +so, because otherwise she would never have gone down to the studio to +meet Mr. Redding. It wouldn't have been safe. The room must have been +absolutely silent if she thought it was empty. And that leaves us three +alternatives, doesn't it?" + +"You mean--" + +"Well, the first alternative would be that Colonel Protheroe was dead +already--but I don't think that's the most likely one. To begin with, +he'd only been there about five minutes, and she or I would have heard +the shot; and, secondly, the same difficulty remains about his being at +the writing table. The second alternative is, of course, that he was +sitting at the writing table writing a note, but in that case it must +have been a different note altogether. It can't have been to say he +couldn't wait. And the third--" + +"Yes?" I said. + +"Well, the third is, of course, that Mrs. Protheroe was right, and that +the room was actually empty." + +"You mean that, after he had been shown in, he went out again and came +back later?" + +"Yes." + +"But why should he have done that?" + +Miss Marple spread out her hands in a little gesture of bewilderment. + +"That would mean looking at the case from an entirely different angle," +I said. + +"One so often has to do that--about everything. Don't you think so?" + +I did not reply. I was going over carefully in my mind the three +alternatives that Miss Marple had suggested. + +With a slight sigh, the old lady rose to her feet. + +"I must be getting back. I am very glad to have had this little +chat--though we haven't got very far, have we?" + +"To tell you the truth," I said, as I fetched her shawl, "the whole +thing seems to me a bewildering maze." + +"Oh! I wouldn't say that. I think, on the whole, one theory fits nearly +everything. That is, if you admit one coincidence--and I think one +coincidence is allowable. More than one, of course, is unlikely." + +"Do you really think that? About the theory, I mean?" I asked looking +at her. + +"I admit that there is one flaw in my theory--one fact that I can't get +over. Oh! if only that note had been something quite different--" + +She sighed and shook her head. She moved towards the window and +absent-mindedly reached up her hand and felt the rather depressed +looking plant that stood in a stand. + +"You know, dear Mr. Clement, this should be watered oftener. Poor +thing, it needs it badly. Your maid should water it every day. I +suppose it is she who attends to it?" + +"As much," I said, "as she attends to anything." + +"A little raw at present," suggested Miss Marple. + +"Yes," I said. "And Griselda steadily refuses to attempt to cook her. +Her idea is that only a thoroughly undesirable maid will remain with +us. However, Mary herself gave us notice the other day." + +"Indeed. I always imagined she was very fond of you both." + +"I haven't noticed it," I said. "But as a matter of fact, it was +Lettice Protheroe who upset her. Mary came back from the inquest in +rather a temperamental state and found Lettice here and--well, they had +words." + +"Oh!" said Miss Marple. She was just about to step through the window +when she stopped suddenly, and a bewildering series of changes passed +over her face. + +"Oh! dear," she muttered to herself. "I _have_ been stupid. So that was +it! Perfectly possible all the time." + +"I beg your pardon?" + +She turned a worried face upon me. + +"Nothing. An idea that has just occurred to me. I must go home and +think things out thoroughly. Do you know, I believe I have been +extremely stupid--almost incredibly so." + +"I find that hard to believe," I said gallantly. + +I escorted her through the window and across the lawn. + +"Can you tell me what it is that has occurred to you so suddenly?" I +asked. + +"I would rather not--just at present. You see, there is still a +possibility that I may be mistaken. But I do not think so. Here we are +at my garden gate. Thank you so much. Please do not come any farther." + +"Is the note still a stumbling block?" I asked as she passed through +the gate and latched it behind her. + +She looked at me abstractedly. + +"The note? Oh! of course that wasn't the real note. I never thought it +was. Good night, Mr. Clement." + +She went rapidly up the path to the house, leaving me staring after her. + +I didn't know what to think. + + + + + Chapter 27 + + +Griselda and Dennis had not yet returned. I realized that the most +natural thing would have been for me to go up to the house with Miss +Marple and fetch them home. Both she and I had been so entirely taken +up with our preoccupation over the mystery that we had forgotten +anybody existed in the world except ourselves. + +I was just standing in the hall, wondering whether I would not even now +go over and join them, when the door bell rang. + +I crossed over to it. I saw there was a letter in the box and, +presuming that this was the cause of the ring, I took it out. + +As I did so, however, the bell rang again, and I shoved the letter +hastily into my pocket and opened the front door. + +It was Colonel Melchett. + +"Hullo, Clement. I'm on my way home from town in the car. Thought I'd +just look in and see if you could give me a drink." + +"Delighted," I said. "Come into the study." + +He pulled off the leather coat that he was wearing and followed me into +the study. I fetched the whisky and soda and two glasses. Melchett +was standing in front of the fireplace, legs wide apart, stroking his +closely clipped moustache. + +"I've got one bit of news for you, Clement. Most astounding thing +you've ever heard. But let that go for the minute. How are things going +down here? Any more old ladies hot on the scent?" + +"They're not doing so badly," I said. "One of them, at all events, +thinks she's got there." + +"Our friend, Miss Marple, eh?" + +"Our friend Miss Marple." + +"Women like that always think they know everything," said Colonel +Melchett. + +He sipped his whisky and soda appreciatively. + +"It's probably unnecessary interference on my part asking," I said, +"but I suppose somebody has questioned the fish boy. I mean, if the +murderer left by the front door, there's a chance the boy may have seen +him." + +"Slack questioned him right enough," said Melchett, "but the boy says +he didn't meet anybody. Hardly likely he would. The murderer wouldn't +be exactly courting observation. Lots of cover by your front gate. He +would have taken a look to see if the road was clear. The boy had to +call at the Vicarage, at Haydock's and at Mrs. Price Ridley's. Easy +enough to dodge him." + +"Yes," I said. "I suppose it would be." + +"On the other hand," went on Melchett, "if by any chance that rascal +Archer did the job, and young Fred Jackson saw him about the place, I +doubt very much whether he'd let on. Archer is a cousin of his." + +"Do you seriously suspect Archer?" + +"Well, you know, old Protheroe had his knife into Archer pretty badly. +Lots of bad blood between them. Leniency wasn't Protheroe's strong +point." + +"No," I said. "He was a very ruthless man." + +"What I say is," said Melchett, "live and let live. Of course, the +law's the law, but it never hurts to give a man the benefit of the +doubt. That's what Protheroe never did." + +"He prided himself on it," I said. + +There was a pause and then I asked: + +"What is this 'astounding bit of news' you promised me?" + +"Well, it _is_ astounding. You know that unfinished letter that +Protheroe was writing when he was killed?" + +"Yes." + +"We got an expert on it--to say whether the 6.20 was added by +a different hand. Naturally we sent up samples of Protheroe's +handwriting. And do you know the verdict? _That letter was never +written by Protheroe at all._" + +"You mean a forgery?" + +"It's a forgery. The 6.20 they think is written in a different hand +again--but they're not sure about that. The heading is in a different +ink, but the letter itself is a forgery. Protheroe never wrote it." + +"Are they certain?" + +"Well, they're as certain as experts ever are. You know what an expert +is! Oh! but they're sure enough." + +"Amazing," I said. + +Then a memory assailed me. + +"Why," I said, "I remember at the time Mrs. Protheroe said it wasn't +like her husband's handwriting at all, and I took no notice." + +"Really?" + +"I thought it one of those silly remarks women will make. If there +seemed one thing sure on earth it was that Protheroe had written that +note." + +We looked at each other. + +"It's curious," I said slowly. "Miss Marple was saying this evening +that that note was all wrong." + +"Confound the woman, she couldn't know more about it if she had +committed the murder herself." + +At that moment the telephone bell rang. There is a queer kind of +psychology about a telephone bell. It rang now persistently and with a +kind of sinister significance. + +I went over and took up the receiver. + +"This is the Vicarage," I said. "Who's speaking?" + +A strange high-pitched hysterical voice came over the wire. + +"_I want to confess_," it said. "_My God, I want to confess._" + +"Hullo," I said. "Hullo. Look here, you've cut me off. What number was +that?" + +A languid voice said it didn't know. It added that it was sorry I had +been troubled. + +I put down the receiver, and turned to Melchett. + +"You once said," I remarked, "that you would go mad if anyone else +accused themselves of the crime." + +"What about it?" + +"That was someone who wanted to confess ... and the exchange has cut us +off." + +Melchett dashed over and took up the receiver. + +"I'll speak to them." + +"Do," I said. "You may have some effect. I'll leave you to it. I'm +going out. I've a fancy I recognized that voice." + + + + + Chapter 28 + + +I hurried down the village street. It was eleven o'clock, and at eleven +o'clock on a Sunday night the whole village of St. Mary Mead might be +dead. I saw, however, a light in a first floor window as I passed, and, +realizing that Hawes was still up, I stopped and rang the door bell. + +After what seemed a long time, Hawes' landlady, Mrs. Sadler, +laboriously unfastened two bolts, a chain, and turned a key, and peered +out at me suspiciously. + +"Why, it's Vicar!" she exclaimed. + +"Good evening," I said. "I want to see Mr. Hawes. I see there's a light +in the window, so he's up still." + +"That may be. I've not seen him since I took up his supper. He's had a +quiet evening--no one to see him, and he's not been out." + +I nodded, and, passing her, went quickly up the stairs. Hawes has a +bedroom and sitting room on the first floor. + +I passed into the latter. Hawes was lying back in a long chair asleep. +My entrance did not wake him. An empty cachet box and a glass of water, +half full, stood beside him. + +On the floor, by his left foot, was a crumpled sheet of paper with +writing on it. I picked it up and straightened it out. + +It began: "_My dear Clement_--" + +I read it through, uttered an exclamation and shoved it into my pocket. +Then I bent over Hawes and studied him attentively. + +Next, reaching for the telephone which stood by his elbow, I gave the +number of the Vicarage. Melchett must have been still trying to trace +the call, for I was told that the number was engaged. Asking them to +call me, I put the instrument down again. + +I put my hand into my pocket to look at the paper I had picked up once +more. With it, I drew out the note that I had found in the letter box, +and which was still unopened. + +Its appearance was horribly familiar. It was the same handwriting as +the anonymous letter that had come that afternoon. + +I tore it open. + +I read it once--twice--unable to realize its contents. + +I was beginning to read it a third time when the telephone rang. Like a +man in a dream I picked up the receiver and spoke. + +"Hullo?" + +"Hullo." + +"Is that you, Melchett?" + +"Yes, where are you? I've traced that call. The number is--" + +"I know the number." + +"Oh! good. Is that where you are speaking from?" + +"Yes." + +"What about that confession?" + +"I've got the confession all right." + +"You mean you've got the murderer?" + +I had the strongest temptation of my life. I looked at Hawes. I looked +at the crumpled letter. I looked at the anonymous scrawl. I looked at +the empty cachet box with the name of Cherubim on it. I remembered a +certain casual conversation. + +I made an immense effort. + +"I--don't know," I said. "You'd better come round." + +And I gave him the address. + +Then I sat down in the chair opposite Hawes to think. + +I had two clear minutes in which to do so. + +In two minutes time, Melchett would have arrived. + +I took up the anonymous letter and read it through again for the third +time. + +Then I closed my eyes and thought.... + + + + + Chapter 29 + + +I don't know how long I sat there--only a few minutes in reality, I +suppose. Yet it seemed as though an eternity had passed when I heard +the door open and, turning my head, looked up to see Melchett entering +the room. + +He stared at Hawes asleep in his chair, then turned to me. + +"What's this, Clement? What does it all mean?" + +Of the two letters in my hand I selected one and passed it to him. He +read it aloud in a low voice. + + MY DEAR CLEMENT: + + _It is a peculiarly unpleasant thing that I have to say. After all, + I think I prefer writing it. We can discuss it at a later date. + It concerns the recent peculations. I am sorry to say that I have + satisfied myself beyond any possible doubt as to the identity of + the culprit. Painful as it is for me to have to accuse an ordained + priest of the church, my duty is only too painfully clear. An + example must be made and--_ + +He looked at me questioningly. At this point the writing tailed off in +an undistinguishable scrawl where death had overtaken the writer's hand. + +Melchett drew a deep breath, then looked at Hawes. + +"So that's the solution! The one man we never even considered. And +remorse drove him to confess!" + +"He's been very queer lately," I said. + +Suddenly Melchett strode across to the sleeping man with a sharp +exclamation. He seized him by the shoulder and shook him, at first +gently, then with increasing violence. + +"He's not asleep! He's drugged! What's the meaning of this?" + +His eye went to the empty cachet box. He picked it up. + +"Has he--?" + +"I think so," I said. "He showed me these the other day. Told me he'd +been warned against an overdose. It's his way out, poor chap. Perhaps +the best way. It's not for us to judge him." + +But Melchett was Chief Constable of the County before anything else. +The arguments that appealed to me had no weight with him. He had caught +a murderer and he wanted his murderer hanged. + +In one second he was at the telephone, jerking the receiver up and +down impatiently until he got a reply. He asked for Haydock's number. +Then there was a further pause during which he stood, his ear to the +telephone and his eyes on the limp figure in the chair. + +"Hullo--Hullo--Hullo--is that Dr. Haydock's? Will the doctor come +around at once to High St.? Mr. Hawes'. It's urgent--what's that? Well, +what number is it, then? Oh! sorry." + +He rang off, fuming. + +"Wrong number, wrong number--always wrong numbers! And a man's life +hanging on it. HULLO--you gave me the wrong number--yes--don't waste +time--give me three nine--_nine_, not five." + +Another period of impatience--shorter this time. + +"Hullo--is that you, Haydock? Melchett speaking. Come to 19 High Street +at once, will you? Hawes has taken some kind of overdose. At once, man, +it's vital." + +He rang off, strode impatiently up and down the room. + +"Why on earth you didn't get hold of the doctor at once, Clement, I +cannot think. Your wits must have all gone wool gathering." + +Fortunately it never occurs to Melchett that anyone can possibly have +any different ideas on conduct from those he holds himself. I said +nothing and he went on: + +"Where did you find this letter?" + +"Crumpled on the floor--where it had fallen from his hand." + +"Extraordinary business--that old maid was right about its being the +wrong note we found. Wonder how she tumbled to that. But what an ass +the fellow was not to destroy this one. Fancy keeping it--the most +damaging evidence you can imagine!" + +"Human nature is full of inconsistencies." + +"If it weren't, I doubt if we should ever catch a murderer! Sooner or +later they always do some fool things. You're looking very under the +weather, Clement. I suppose this has been the most awful shock to you?" + +"It has. As I say, Hawes has been queer in his manner for some time, +but I never dreamed--" + +"Who would? Hullo, that sounds like a car." He went across to the +window, pushing up the sash and leaning out. "Yes, it's Haydock all +right." + +A moment later the doctor entered the room. + +In a few succinct words, Melchett explained the situation. Haydock is +not a man who ever shows his feelings. He merely raised his eyebrows, +nodded, and strode across to his patient. He felt his pulse, raised the +eyelid and looked intently at the eye. + +Then he turned to Melchett. + +"Want me to save him for the gallows?" he asked. "He's pretty far gone, +you know. It will be touch and go anyway. I doubt if I can bring him +round." + +"Do everything possible." + +"Right." + +He busied himself with the case he had brought with him, preparing a +hypodermic injection which he injected into Hawes' arm. Then he stood +up. + +"Best thing is to run him into Much Benham--to the hospital there. Give +me a hand to get him down to the car." + +We both lent our assistance. As Haydock climbed into the driving seat, +he threw a parting remark over his shoulder. + +"You won't be able to hang him, you know, Melchett." + +"You mean he won't recover?" + +"May or may not. I didn't mean that. I mean that even if he does +recover--well, the poor devil wasn't responsible for his actions. I +shall give evidence to that effect." + +"What did he mean by that?" asked Melchett as we went upstairs again. + +I explained that Hawes had been a victim of _encephalitis lethargica_. + +"Sleeping sickness, eh? Always some good reason nowadays for every +dirty action that's done. Don't you agree?" + +"Science is teaching us a lot." + +"Science be damned--I beg your pardon, Clement--but all this namby +pambyism annoys me. I'm a plain man. Well, I suppose we'd better have a +look round here." + +But at this moment there was an interruption--and a most amazing one. +The door opened and Miss Marple walked into the room. + +She was pink and somewhat flustered, and seemed to realize our +condition of bewilderment. + +"So sorry--so very sorry--to intrude--good evening, Colonel Melchett. +As I say, I am so sorry, but hearing that Mr. Hawes was taken ill, I +felt I must come round and see if I couldn't do something." + +She paused. Colonel Melchett was regarding her in a somewhat disgusted +fashion. + +"Very kind of you, Miss Marple," he said drily. "But no need to +trouble. How did you know, by the way?" + +It was the question I had been yearning to ask! + +"The telephone," explained Miss Marple. "So careless with their wrong +numbers, aren't they? You spoke to me first, thinking I was Dr. +Haydock. My number is three five." + +"So that was it!" I exclaimed. + +There is always some perfectly good and reasonable explanation for Miss +Marple's omniscience. + +"And so," she continued, "I just came round to see if I could be of any +use." + +"Very kind of you," said Melchett again, even more drily this time. +"But nothing to be done. Haydock's taken him off to hospital." + +"Actually to hospital? Oh, that's a great relief! I am so very glad to +hear it. He'll be quite safe there. When you say 'nothing to be done,' +you don't mean that there's nothing to be done for him, do you? You +don't mean that he won't recover?" + +"It's very doubtful," I said. + +Miss Marple's eyes had gone to the cachet box. + +"I suppose he took an overdose?" she said. + +Melchett, I think, was in favour of being reticent. Perhaps I might +have been under other circumstances. But my discussion of the case with +Miss Marple was too fresh in my mind for me to have the same view, +though I must admit that her rapid appearance on the scene and eager +curiosity repelled me slightly. + +"You had better look at this," I said, and handed her Protheroe's +unfinished letter. + +She took it and read it without any appearance of surprise. + +"You had already deduced something of the kind, had you not?" I asked. + +"Yes--yes, indeed. May I ask you, Mr. Clement, what made you come +here this evening? That is a point which puzzles me. You and Colonel +Melchett--not at all what I should have expected." + +I explained the telephone call, and that I believed I had recognized +Hawes' voice. Miss Marple nodded thoughtfully. + +"Very interesting. Very Providential--if I may use the term. Yes, it +brought you here in the nick of time." + +"In the nick of time for what?" I said bitterly. + +Miss Marple looked surprised. + +"To save Mr. Hawes' life, of course." + +"Don't you think," I said, "that it might be better if Hawes didn't +recover? Better for him--better for everyone. We know the truth now +and--" + +I stopped--for Miss Marple was nodding her head with such a peculiar +vehemence that it made me lose the thread of what I was saying. + +"Of course," she said. "Of course! That's what he wants you to think! +That you know the truth--and that it's best for everyone as it is. Oh, +yes, it all fits in--the letter, and the overdose, and poor Mr. Hawes' +state of mind and his confession. It all fits in--_but it's wrong_." + +We stared at her. + +"That's why I am so glad Mr. Hawes is safe--in the hospital--where no +one can get at him. If he recovers, he'll tell you the truth." + +"The truth?" + +"Yes--that he never touched a hair of Colonel Protheroe's head." + +"But the telephone call," I said. "The letter--the overdose. It's all +so clear." + +"That's what he wants you to think. Oh, he's very clever! Keeping the +letter and using it this way was very clever indeed." + +"Who do you mean," I said, "by 'he'?" + +"I mean the murderer," said Miss Marple. + +She added very quietly: + +"I mean Mr. Lawrence Redding." + + + + + Chapter 30 + + +We stared at her. I really think that for a moment or two we really +believed she was out of her mind. The accusation seemed so utterly +preposterous. + +Colonel Melchett was the first to speak. He spoke kindly and with a +kind of pitying tolerance. + +"That is absurd, Miss Marple," he said. "Young Redding has been +completely cleared." + +"Naturally," said Miss Marple. "He saw to that." + +"On the contrary," said Colonel Melchett drily, "he did his best to get +himself accused of the murder." + +"Yes," said Miss Marple. "He took us all in that way--myself as much +as anyone else. You will remember, dear Mr. Clement, that I was quite +taken aback when I heard Mr. Redding had confessed to the crime. It +upset all my ideas and made me think him innocent--when up to then I +had felt convinced that he was guilty." + +"Then it was Lawrence Redding you suspected?" + +"I know that in books it is always the most unlikely person. But I +never find that rule applies in real life. There it is so often the +obvious that is true. Much as I have always liked Mrs. Protheroe, I +could not avoid coming to the conclusion that she was completely under +Mr. Redding's thumb and would do anything he told her, and of course +he is not the kind of young man who would dream of running away with a +penniless woman. From his point of view it was necessary that Colonel +Protheroe should be removed--and so he removed him. One of those +charming young men who have _no_ moral sense." + +Colonel Melchett had been snorting impatiently for some time. Now he +broke out: + +"Absolute nonsense--the whole thing! Redding's time is fully accounted +for up to 6.45, and Haydock says positively Protheroe couldn't have +been shot then. I suppose you think you know better than a doctor. Or +do you suggest that Haydock is deliberately lying--the Lord knows why?" + +"I think Dr. Haydock's evidence was absolutely truthful. He is a very +upright man. And of course it was Mrs. Protheroe who actually shot +Colonel Protheroe--not Mr. Redding." + +Again we stared at her. Miss Marple arranged her lace fichu, pushed +back the fleecy shawl that draped her shoulders, and began to deliver a +gentle, old maidish lecture comprising the most astounding statements +in the most natural way in the world. + +"I have not thought it right to speak until now. One's own belief--even +so strong as to amount to knowledge--is not the same as proof. And +unless one has an explanation that will fit all the facts (as I +was saying to dear Mr. Clement this evening) one cannot advance +it with any real conviction. And my own explanation was not quite +complete--it lacked just one thing--but suddenly, just as I was +leaving Mr. Clement's study, I noticed the palm in the pot by the +window--and--well--there the whole thing was: Clear as daylight!" + +"Mad--quite mad," murmured Melchett to me. + +But Miss Marple beamed on us serenely and went on in her gentle +ladylike voice. + +"I was very sorry to believe what I did--very sorry. Because I liked +them both. But you know what human nature is. And to begin with, when +first he and then she both confessed in the most foolish way--well, I +was more relieved than I could say. I had been wrong. And I began to +think of other people who had a possible motive for wishing Colonel +Protheroe out of the way." + +"The seven suspects!" I murmured. + +She smiled at me. + +"Yes, indeed. There was that man Archer--not likely, but primed with +drink (so inflaming) you never know. And of course there was your +Mary. She's been walking out with Archer a long time, and she's a +queer tempered girl. Motive _and_ opportunity--why, she was alone in +the house! Old Mrs. Archer could easily have got the pistol from Mr. +Redding's house for either of those two. And then, of course, there was +Lettice--wanting freedom and money to do as she liked. I've known many +cases where the most beautiful and ethereal girls have shown next to no +moral scruple--though, of course, gentlemen never wish to believe it of +them." + +I winced. + +"And then there was the tennis racquet," continued Miss Marple. + +"The tennis racquet?" + +"Yes, the one Mrs. Price Ridley's Clara saw lying on the grass by the +Vicarage gate. That looked as though Mr. Dennis had got back earlier +from his tennis party than he said. Boys of sixteen are so very +susceptible and so very unbalanced. Whatever the motive--for Lettice's +sake or for yours--it was a possibility. And then, of course, there was +poor Mr. Hawes and you--not both of you naturally, but alternatively, +as the lawyers say." + +"Me?" I exclaimed in lively astonishment. + +"Well, yes. I do apologize--and indeed I never really thought--but +there was the question of these disappearing sums of money. Either you +or Mr. Hawes must be guilty, and Mrs. Price Ridley was going about +everywhere hinting that you were the person at fault--principally +because you objected so vigorously to any kind of inquiry into the +matter. Of course, I myself was always convinced it was Mr. Hawes--he +reminded me so much of that unfortunate organist I mentioned--but all +the same one couldn't be absolutely _sure_--" + +"Human nature being what it is," I ended grimly. + +"Exactly. And then of course there was dear Griselda." + +"But Mrs. Clement was completely out of it," interrupted Melchett. "She +returned by the 6.50 train." + +"That's what she _said_," retorted Miss Marple. "One should never go +by what people say. The 6.50 was half an hour late that night. But at +a quarter past seven I saw her with my own eyes starting for Old Hall. +So it followed that she must have come by the earlier train. Indeed she +was seen--but perhaps you know that?" + +She looked at me inquiringly. + +Some magnetism in her glance impelled me to hold out the last anonymous +letter, the one I had opened so short a time ago. It set out in detail +that Griselda had been seen leaving Lawrence Redding's cottage by the +back window at half past six on the fatal day. + +I said nothing then or at any time of the dreadful suspicion that had +for one moment assailed my mind. I had seen it in nightmare terms--past +intrigue between Lawrence and Griselda, the knowledge of it coming +to Protheroe's ears, his decision to make me acquainted with the +facts--and Griselda, desperate, stealing the pistol and silencing +Protheroe. As I say--a nightmare only--but invested for a few long +minutes with a dreadful appearance of reality. + +I don't know whether Miss Marple had any inkling of all this. Very +probably she had. Few things are hidden from her. + +She handed me back the note with a little nod. + +"That's been all over the village," she said. "And it did look rather +suspicious, didn't it? Especially with Mrs. Archer swearing at the +inquest that the pistol was still in the cottage when she left at +mid-day." + +She paused a minute and then went on. + +"But I'm wandering terribly from the point. What I want to say--and I +believe it my duty--is to put my own explanation of the mystery before +you. If you don't believe it--well, I shall have done my best. Even as +it is, my wish to be quite sure before I spoke may have cost poor Mr. +Hawes his life." + +Again she paused, and when she resumed, her voice held a different +note. It was less apologetic, more decided. + +"This is my own explanation of the facts. By Thursday afternoon the +crime had been fully planned down to the smallest detail. Lawrence +Redding first called on the Vicar, knowing him to be out. He had +with him the pistol which he concealed in that pot in the stand by +the window. When the Vicar came in, Lawrence explained his visit by +a statement that he had made up his mind to go away. At five-thirty, +Lawrence Redding telephoned from the North Lodge to the Vicar, adopting +a woman's voice (you remember what a good amateur actor he was). + +"Mrs. Protheroe and her husband had just started for the village. +And--a very curious thing (though no one happened to think of it that +way)--Mrs. Protheroe took no handbag with her. Really a _most_ unusual +thing for a woman to do. Just before twenty past six she passes my +garden and stops and speaks, so as to give me every opportunity of +noticing that she has no weapon with her, and also that she is quite +her normal self. They realized, you see, that I am a noticing kind +of person. She disappears round the corner of the house to the study +window. The poor Colonel is sitting at the desk writing his letter to +you. He is deaf, as we all know. She takes the pistol from the bowl, +where it is waiting for her, comes up behind him and shoots him through +the head, throws down the pistol and is out again like a flash, and +going down the garden to the studio. Nearly anyone would swear that +there couldn't have been time!" + +"But the shot?" objected the Colonel. "You didn't hear the shot?" + +"There is, I believe, an invention called a Maxim silencer. So I +gather from detective stories. I wonder if, possibly, the sneeze +that the maid Clara heard might have actually been the shot? But no +matter. Mrs. Protheroe is met at the studio by Mr. Redding. They go in +together--and--human nature being what it is--I'm afraid they realize +that I shan't leave the garden till they come out again!" + +I had never liked Miss Marple better than at this moment, with her +humorous perception of her own weakness. + +"When they do come out, their demeanour is gay and natural. And there, +in reality, they make a mistake. Because if they had really said +good-bye to each other, as they pretended, they would have looked +very different. But you see, that was their weak point. They simply +_dare_ not appear upset in any way. For the next ten minutes they are +careful to provide themselves with what is called an alibi, I believe. +Finally Mr. Redding goes to the Vicarage, leaving it as late as he +dares. He probably saw you on the footpath from far away and was able +to time matters nicely. He picks up the pistol and the silencer, leaves +the forged letter with the time on it written in a different ink and +apparently in a different handwriting. When the forgery is discovered +it will look like a clumsy attempt to incriminate Anne Protheroe. + +"But when he leaves the letter, he finds the one actually written +by Colonel Protheroe--something quite unexpected. And, being a very +intelligent young man, and seeing that this letter may come in very +useful to him, he takes it away with him. He alters the hands of the +clock to the same time as the letter--knowing that it is always kept +a quarter of an hour fast. The same idea--attempt to throw suspicion +on Mrs. Protheroe. Then he leaves, meeting you outside the gate, and +acting the part of someone nearly distraught. As I say, he is really +most intelligent. What would a murderer who had committed a crime +try to do? Behave naturally, of course. So that is just what Mr. +Redding does not do. He gets rid of the silencer, but marches into +the police station with the pistol and makes a perfectly ridiculous +self-accusation which takes everybody in." + +There was something fascinating in Miss Marple's _résumé_ of the case. +She spoke with such certainty that we both felt that in this way and in +no other could the crime have been committed. + +"What about the shot heard in the wood?" I asked. "Was that the +coincidence to which you were referring earlier this evening?" + +"Oh! dear, no." Miss Marple shook her head briskly. "_That_ wasn't +a coincidence--very far from it. It was absolutely necessary that a +shot should be heard--otherwise suspicion of Mrs. Protheroe might +have continued. How Mr. Redding arranged it, I don't quite know. But +I understand that picric acid explodes if you drop a weight on it, +and you will remember, dear Vicar, that you met Mr. Redding carrying +a large stone just in the part of the wood where you picked up that +crystal later. Gentlemen are so clever at arranging things--the stone +suspended above the crystals and then a time fuse--or do I mean a +slow match? Something that would take about twenty minutes to burn +through--so that the explosion would come about 6.30 when he and Mrs. +Protheroe had come out of the studio and were in full view. A very +safe device because what would there be to find afterwards--only a big +stone! But even that he tried to remove--when you came upon him." + +"I believe you are right," I exclaimed, remembering the start of +surprise Lawrence had given on seeing me that day. It had seemed +natural enough at the time, but now-- + +Miss Marple seemed to read my thoughts, for she nodded her head +shrewdly. + +"Yes," she said, "it must have been a very nasty shock for him to come +across you just then. But he turned it off very well--pretending he +was bringing it to me for my rock gardens. Only--" Miss Marple became +suddenly very emphatic. "_It was the wrong sort of stone for my rock +gardens!_ And that put me on the right track!" + +All this time Colonel Melchett had sat like a man in a trance. Now he +showed signs of coming to. He snorted once or twice, blew his nose in a +bewildered fashion, and said: + +"Upon my word! Well, upon my word!" + +Beyond that, he did not commit himself. I think that he, like myself, +was impressed with the logical certainty of Miss Marple's conclusions. +But for the moment he was not willing to admit it. + +Instead, he stretched out a hand, picked up the crumpled letter and +barked out: + +"All very well. But how do you account for this fellow Hawes? Why, he +actually rang up and confessed." + +"Yes--that was what was so Providential. The Vicar's sermon, doubtless. +You know, dear Mr. Clement, you really preached a most remarkable +sermon. It must have affected Mr. Hawes deeply. He could bear it no +longer, and felt he must confess--about the misappropriations of the +Church funds." + +"What?" + +"Yes--and that, under Providence, is what has saved his life. (For I +hope and trust it _is_ saved. Dr. Haydock is so clever.) As I see the +matter, Mr. Redding kept this letter (a risky thing to do, but I expect +he hid it in some safe place) and waited till he found out for certain +to whom it referred. He soon made quite sure that it was Mr. Hawes. +I understand he came back here with Mr. Hawes last night and spent a +long time with him. I suspect that he then substituted a cachet of his +own for one of Mr. Hawes, and slipped this letter in the pocket of Mr. +Hawes' dressing gown. The poor young man would swallow the fatal cachet +in all innocence--after his death his things would be gone through and +the letter found and everyone would jump to the conclusion that he had +shot Colonel Protheroe and taken his own life out of remorse. I rather +fancy Mr. Hawes must have found that letter tonight just after taking +the fatal cachet. In his disordered state, it must have seemed like +something supernatural, and, coming on top of the Vicar's sermon, it +must have impelled him to confess the whole thing." + +"Upon my word," said Colonel Melchett. "Upon my word! _Most_ +extraordinary! I--I--don't believe a word of it." + +He had never made a statement that sounded more unconvincing. It must +have sounded so in his own ears for he went on: + +"And can you explain the other telephone call--the one from Mr. +Redding's cottage to Mrs. Price Ridley?" + +"Ah!" said Miss Marple. "That is what I call the coincidence. Dear +Griselda sent that call--she and Mr. Dennis between them, I fancy. +They had heard the rumours Mrs. Price Ridley was circulating about +the Vicar, and they thought of this (perhaps rather childish) way of +silencing her. The coincidence lies in the fact that the call should +have been put through at exactly the same time as the fake shot from +the wood. It led one to believe that the two must be connected." + +I suddenly remembered how everyone who spoke of that shot had described +it as "different" from the usual shot. They had been right. Yet how +hard to explain just in what way the "difference" of the shot consisted. + +Colonel Melchett cleared his throat. + +"Your solution is a very plausible one, Miss Marple," he said. "But you +will allow me to point out that there is not a shadow of proof." + +"I know," said Miss Marple. "But you believe it to be true, don't you?" + +There was a pause, then the Colonel said almost reluctantly: + +"Yes, I do. Dash it all, it's the only way the thing could have +happened. But there's no proof--not an atom." + +Miss Marple coughed. + +"That is why I thought perhaps--under the circumstances--" + +"Yes?" + +"A little trap might be permissible." + + + + + Chapter 31 + + +Colonel Melchett and I both stared at her. + +"A trap? What kind of a trap?" + +Miss Marple was a little diffident, but it was clear that she had a +plan fully outlined. + +"Supposing Mr. Redding were to be rung up on the telephone and warned." + +Colonel Melchett smiled. + +"'All is discovered. Fly!' That's an old wheeze, Miss Marple. Not that +it isn't often successful! But I think in this case young Redding is +too downy a bird to be caught that way." + +"It would have to be something specific. I quite realize that," said +Miss Marple. "I would suggest--this is just a mere suggestion--that +the warning should come from somebody who is known to have rather +unusual views on these matters. Dr. Haydock's conversation would lead +anyone to suppose that he might view such a thing as murder from an +unusual angle. If he were to hint that somebody--Mrs. Sadler--or one +of her children--had actually happened to see the transposing of the +cachets--well--of course if Mr. Redding is an innocent man, that +statement will mean nothing to him, but if he isn't--" + +"If he isn't?" + +"Well--he might just possibly do something foolish." + +"And deliver himself into our hands. It's possible. Very ingenious, +Miss Marple. But will Haydock stand for it? As you say his views--" + +Miss Marple interrupted him brightly. + +"Oh! but that's theory! So very different from practice, isn't it. But +anyway here he is, so we can ask him." + +Haydock was, I think, rather astonished to find Miss Marple with us. He +looked tired and haggard. + +"It's been a near thing," he said. "A very near thing. But he's going +to pull through. It's a doctor's business to save his patient, and I've +saved him, but I'd have been just as glad if I hadn't pulled it off." + +"You may think differently," said Melchett, "when you have heard what +we have to tell you." + +And briefly and succinctly, he put Miss Marple's theory of the crime +before the doctor, ending up with her final suggestion. + +We were then privileged to see exactly what Miss Marple meant by the +difference between theory and practice. + +Haydock's views appeared to have undergone complete transformation. He +would, I think, have liked Lawrence Redding's head on a charger. It was +not, I imagine, the murder of Colonel Protheroe that so stirred his +rancour. It was the assault on the unlucky Hawes. + +"The damned scoundrel," said Haydock. "The damned scoundrel! That poor +devil Hawes. He's got a mother and a sister too. The stigma of being +the mother and sister of a murderer would have rested on them for +life, and think of their mental anguish. Of all the cowardly dastardly +tricks!" + +For sheer primitive rage, commend me to a thoroughgoing humanitarian +when you get him well roused. + +"If this thing's true," he said, "you can count on me. The fellow's not +fit to live. A defenceless chap like Hawes." + +A lame dog of any kind can always count on Haydock's sympathy. + +He was eagerly arranging details with Melchett when Miss Marple rose +and I insisted on seeing her home. + +"It is most kind of you, Mr. Clement," said Miss Marple as we walked +down the deserted street. "Dear me, past twelve o'clock. I hope Raymond +has gone to bed and not waited up." + +"He should have accompanied you," I said. + +"I didn't let him know I was going," said Miss Marple. + +I smiled suddenly as I remembered Raymond West's subtle psychological +analysis of the crime. + +"If your theory turns out to be the truth--which I for one do not doubt +for a minute," I said, "you will have a very good score over your +nephew." + +Miss Marple smiled also--an indulgent smile. + +"I remember a saying of my Great Aunt Fanny's. I was sixteen at the +time and thought it particularly foolish." + +"Yes?" I inquired. + +"She used to say, 'The young people think the old people are fools--but +the old people _know_ the young people are fools!'" + + + + + Chapter 32 + + +There is little more to be told. Miss Marple's plan succeeded. Lawrence +Redding was not an innocent man, and the hint of a witness of the +change of capsule did indeed cause him to do "something foolish." Such +is the power of an evil conscience. + +He was, of course, peculiarly placed. His first impulse, I imagine, +must have been to cut and run. But there was his accomplice to +consider. He could not leave without getting word to her, and he dared +not wait till morning. So he went up to Old Hall that night--and two +of Colonel Melchett's most efficient officers followed him. He threw +gravel at Anne Protheroe's window, aroused her, and an urgent whisper +brought her down to speak with him. Doubtless they felt safer outside +than in--with the possibility of Lettice waking. But as it happened, +the two police officers were able to overhear their conversation in +full. It left the matter in no doubt. Miss Marple had been right on +every count. + +The trial of Lawrence Redding and Anne Protheroe is a matter of +public knowledge. I do not propose to go into it. I will only mention +that great credit was reflected upon Inspector Slack, whose zeal and +intelligence had resulted in the criminals being brought to justice. +Naturally, nothing was said of Miss Marple's share in the business. She +herself would have been horrified at the thought of such a thing. + +Lettice came to see me just before the trial took place. She drifted +through my study window, wraith-like as ever. She told me then that she +had all along been convinced of her stepmother's complicity. The loss +of the yellow beret had been a mere excuse for searching the study. +She hoped against hope that she might find something the police had +overlooked. + +"You see," she said in her dreamy voice, "they didn't hate her like I +did. And hate makes things easier for you." + +Disappointed in the result of her search, she had deliberately dropped +Anne's earring by the desk. + +"Since I _knew_ she had done it, what did it matter? One was as good as +another. She _had_ killed him." + +I sighed a little. There are always some things that Lettice will never +see. In some respects she is morally colour blind. + +"What are you going to do, Lettice?" I asked. + +"When--when it's all over, I am going abroad." She hesitated and then +went on. "I am going abroad with my mother." + +I looked up, startled. + +She nodded. + +"Didn't you ever guess? Mrs. Lestrange is my mother. She is--is +dying, you know. She wanted to see me, and so she came down here +under an assumed name. Dr. Haydock helped her. He's a very old friend +of hers--he was keen about her once--you can see that! In a way, he +still is. Men always went batty about Mother, I believe. She's awfully +attractive, even now. Anyway, Dr. Haydock did everything he could to +help her. She didn't come down here under her own name, because of +the disgusting way people talk and gossip. She went to see Father +that night, and told him she was dying and had a great longing to see +something of me. Father was a beast. He said she'd forfeited all claim, +and that I thought she was dead--as though I had ever swallowed that +story! Men like Father never see an inch before their noses! + +"But Mother is not the sort to give in. She thought it only decent to +go to Father first, but when he turned her down so brutally she sent +a note to me, and I arranged to leave the tennis party early and meet +her at the end of the footpath at a quarter past six. We just had a +hurried meeting and arranged when to meet again. We left each other +before half past six. Afterwards, I was terrified that she would be +suspected of having killed Father. After all, she _had_ got a grudge +against him. That's why I got hold of that old picture of her up in the +attic and slashed it about. I was afraid the police might go nosing +about and get hold of it and recognize it. Dr. Haydock was frightened +too. Sometimes, I believe, he really thought she had done it! Mother is +rather a--desperate kind of person. She doesn't count consequences." + +She paused. + +"It's queer. She and I belong to each other. Father and I didn't. But +Mother--well, anyway, I'm going abroad with her. I shall be with her +till--till the end." + +She got up and I took her hand. + +"God bless you both," I said. "Some day, I hope, there is a lot of +happiness coming to you, Lettice." + +"There should be," she said, with an attempt at a laugh. "There hasn't +been much so far--has there? Oh, well, I don't suppose it matters. +Good-bye, Mr. Clement. You've been frightfully decent to me always--you +and Griselda." + +Griselda! + +I had to own to her how terribly the anonymous letter had upset me, and +first she laughed, and then solemnly read me a lecture. + +"However," she added, "I'm going to be very sober and god-fearing in +future--quite like the Pilgrim Fathers." + +I did not see Griselda in the rôle of a Pilgrim Father. + +She went on: + +"You see, Len, I have a steadying influence coming into my life. It's +coming into your life, too, but in your case it will be a kind of--of +rejuvenating one--at least, I hope so! You can't call me a dear child +half so much when we have a real child of our own. And, Len, I've +decided that, now I'm going to be a real 'wife and mother' (as they +say in books), I must be a housekeeper too. I've bought two books on +Household Management and one on Mother Love and if that doesn't turn me +out a pattern I don't know what will! They are all simply screamingly +funny--not intentionally, you know. Especially the one about bringing +up children." + +"You haven't bought a book on How To Treat a Husband, have you?" I +asked with sudden apprehension as I drew her to me. + +"I don't need to," said Griselda. "I'm a very good wife. I love you +dearly. What more do you want?" + +"Nothing," I said. + +"Could you say, just for once, that you love me madly?" + +"Griselda," I said, "I adore you! I worship you! I am wildly, +hopelessly, and quite unclerically crazy about you!" + +My wife gave a deep and contented sigh. + +Then she drew away suddenly. + +"Bother! Here's Miss Marple coming. Don't let her suspect, will you? I +don't want everyone offering me cushions and urging me to put my feet +up. Tell her I've gone down to the golf links. That will put her off +the scent--and it's quite true because I left my yellow pullover there, +and I want it." + +Miss Marple came to the window, halted apologetically and asked for +Griselda. + +"Griselda," I said, "has gone to the golf links." + +An expression of concern leaped into Miss Marple's eyes. + +"Oh! but surely," she said, "that is most unwise--just now." + +And then in a nice, old-fashioned, ladylike, maiden-lady way, she +blushed. + +And to cover the moment's confusion, we talked hurriedly of the +Protheroe case, and of "Dr. Stone," who had turned out to be a +well-known cracksman with several different aliases. Miss Cram, by +the way, had been cleared of all complicity. She had at last admitted +taking the suitcase to the wood, but had done so in all good faith, Dr. +Stone having told her that he feared the rivalry of other archæologists +who would not stick at burglary to gain their object of discrediting +his theories. The girl apparently swallowed this not very plausible +story. She is now, according to the village, looking out for a more +genuine article in the line of an elderly bachelor requiring a +secretary. + +As we talked, I wondered very much how Miss Marple had discovered +our latest secret. But presently, in a discreet fashion, Miss Marple +herself supplied me with a clue. + +"I hope dear Griselda is not overdoing it," she murmured, and added +after a discreet pause, "I was in the bookshop in Much Benham +yesterday--" + +Poor Griselda--that book on Mother Love has been her undoing! + +"I wonder, Miss Marple," I said suddenly, "if you were to commit a +murder whether you would ever be found out." + +"What a terrible idea," said Miss Marple, shocked. "I hope I could +never do such a wicked thing." + +"But human nature being what it is," I murmured. + +Miss Marple acknowledged the hit with a pretty old-ladyish laugh. + +"How naughty of you, Mr. Clement." She rose. "But naturally you are in +good spirits." + +She paused by the window. + +"My love to dear Griselda--and tell her--that any little secret is +quite safe with me." + +Really Miss Marple is rather a dear.... + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78220 *** diff --git a/78220-h/78220-h.htm b/78220-h/78220-h.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..abf8783 --- /dev/null +++ b/78220-h/78220-h.htm @@ -0,0 +1,10881 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html lang="en"> +<head> + <meta charset="UTF-8"> + <title> + Murder at the Vicarage | Project Gutenberg + </title> + <link rel="icon" href="images/cover.jpg" type="image/x-cover"> + <style> + +body { + margin-left: 10%; + margin-right: 10%; +} + + h1,h2,h3 { + text-align: center; /* all headings centered */ + clear: both; +} + +p { + margin-top: .51em; + text-align: justify; + margin-bottom: .49em; +} + +hr { + width: 33%; + margin-top: 2em; + margin-bottom: 2em; + margin-left: 33.5%; + margin-right: 33.5%; + clear: both; +} + +hr.tb {width: 45%; margin-left: 27.5%; margin-right: 27.5%;} +hr.chap {width: 65%; margin-left: 17.5%; margin-right: 17.5%;} +@media print { hr.chap {display: none; visibility: hidden;} } +hr.full {width: 95%; margin-left: 2.5%; margin-right: 2.5%;} +div.chapter {page-break-before: always;} +h2.nobreak {page-break-before: avoid;} + +x-ebookmaker-drop {display: none;} + +.center {text-align: center;} + +.right {text-align: right;} + +.smcap { font-variant:small-caps; } + +/* Images */ +.figcenter { + margin: auto; + text-align: center; + page-break-inside: avoid; + max-width: 100%; +} + +div.titlepage { + text-align: center; + page-break-before: always; + page-break-after: always; +} + +div.titlepage p { + text-align: center; + text-indent: 0em; + font-weight: bold; + line-height: 1.5; + margin-top: 3em; +} + +.blockquot { + margin-left: 10%; + margin-right: 10%; +} + +table { + margin-left: auto; + margin-right: auto; +} + +table.autotable { border-collapse: collapse; } +table.autotable td, +table.autotable th { padding: 4px; } + +.tdl {text-align: left;} +.tdr {text-align: right;} +.tdc {text-align: center;} + +.ph1 { text-align: center; text-indent: 0em; } +.ph1 { font-size: x-large; margin: .83em auto; } + +.ph2 { text-align: center; text-indent: 0em; } +.ph2 { font-size: medium; margin: .83em auto; } + +.ph3 { text-align: right; text-indent: 0em; } +.ph3 { font-size: medium; margin: .83em auto; } + + </style> +</head> +<body> +<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78220 ***</div> + +<div class="titlepage"> + +<h1>Murder at the Vicarage</h1> + +<p class="ph1">By Agatha Christie</p> + +<p><i>Murder at the Vicarage</i> by Agatha Christie<br> +© 1930 Agatha Christie Limited,<br> +a Chorion company. All rights reserved.</p> + +<hr class="tb"> + + +<p><i>To Rosalind</i></p> + +</div> + +<hr class="chap"> + +<h2>CONTENTS</h2> + +<table> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_1">Chapter 1</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_2">Chapter 2</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_3">Chapter 3</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_4">Chapter 4</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_5">Chapter 5</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_6">Chapter 6</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_7">Chapter 7</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_8">Chapter 8</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_9">Chapter 9</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_10">Chapter 10</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_11">Chapter 11</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_12">Chapter 12</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_13">Chapter 13</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_14">Chapter 14</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_15">Chapter 15</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_16">Chapter 16</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_17">Chapter 17</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_18">Chapter 18</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_19">Chapter 19</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_20">Chapter 20</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_21">Chapter 21</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_22">Chapter 22</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_23">Chapter 23</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_24">Chapter 24</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_25">Chapter 25</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_26">Chapter 26</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_27">Chapter 27</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_28">Chapter 28</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_29">Chapter 29</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_30">Chapter 30</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_31">Chapter 31</a></td></tr> +<tr><td class="tdl"><a href="#Chapter_32">Chapter 32</a></td></tr> +</table> + +<hr class="chap"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_1">Chapter 1</h2> +</div> + + +<p>It is difficult to know quite where to begin this story, but I have +fixed my choice on a certain Wednesday at luncheon at the Vicarage. +The conversation, though in the main irrelevant to the matter in hand, +yet contained one or two suggestive incidents which influenced later +developments.</p> + +<p>I had just finished carving some boiled beef (remarkably tough by the +way), and on resuming my seat I remarked, in a spirit most unbecoming +to my cloth, that anyone who murdered Colonel Protheroe would be doing +the world at large a service.</p> + +<p>My young nephew, Dennis, said instantly:</p> + +<p>"That'll be remembered against you when the old boy is found bathed in +blood. Mary will give evidence, won't you, Mary? And describe how you +brandished the carving knife in a vindictive manner."</p> + +<p>Mary, who is in service at the Vicarage as a stepping stone to better +things and higher wages, merely said, in a loud businesslike voice, +"Greens," and thrust a cracked dish at him in a truculent manner.</p> + +<p>My wife said in a sympathetic voice, "Has he been <i>very</i> trying?"</p> + +<p>I did not reply at once, for Mary, setting the greens on the table with +a bang, proceeded to thrust a dish of singularly moist and unpleasant +dumplings under my nose. I said, "No, thank you," and she deposited the +dish with a clatter on the table and left the room.</p> + +<p>"It is a pity that I am such a shocking housekeeper," said my wife with +a tinge of genuine regret in her voice.</p> + +<p>I was inclined to agree with her. My wife's name is Griselda—a highly +suitable name for a parson's wife. But there the suitability ends. She +is not in the least meek.</p> + +<p>I have always been of the opinion that a clergyman should be unmarried. +Why I should have urged Griselda to marry me at the end of twenty-four +hours' acquaintance is a mystery to me. Marriage, I have always held, +is a serious affair, to be entered into only after long deliberation +and forethought, and suitability of tastes and inclinations is the most +important consideration.</p> + +<p>Griselda is nearly twenty years younger than myself. She is most +distractingly pretty and quite incapable of taking anything seriously. +She is incompetent in every way and extremely trying to live with. She +treats the Parish as a kind of huge joke arranged for her amusement. +I have endeavoured to form her mind and failed. I am more than ever +convinced that celibacy is desirable for the clergy. I have frequently +hinted as much to Griselda, but she has only laughed.</p> + +<p>"My dear," I said. "If you would only exercise a little care—"</p> + +<p>"I do sometimes," said Griselda. "But on the whole I think things go +worse when I'm trying. I'm evidently <i>not</i> a housekeeper by nature. I +find it better to leave things to Mary and just make up my mind to be +uncomfortable and have nasty things to eat."</p> + +<p>"And what about your husband, my dear?" I said reproachfully and, +proceeding to follow the example of the devil in quoting Scripture for +his own ends, I added, "'She looketh to the ways of her household.'"</p> + +<p>"Think how lucky you are not to be torn to pieces by lions," said +Griselda quickly interrupting. "Or burnt at the stake. Bad food and +lots of dust and dead wasps is really nothing to make a fuss about. +Tell me more about Colonel Protheroe. At any rate the early Christians +were lucky enough not to have churchwardens."</p> + +<p>"Pompous old brute," said Dennis. "No wonder his first wife ran away +from him."</p> + +<p>"I don't see what else she could do," said my wife.</p> + +<p>"Griselda," I said sharply. "I will not have you speaking in that way."</p> + +<p>"Darling," said my wife affectionately. "Tell me about him. What was +the trouble? Was it Mr. Hawes' becking and nodding and crossing himself +every other minute?"</p> + +<p>Hawes is our new curate. He has been with us just over three weeks. +He has High Church views and fasts on Fridays. Colonel Protheroe is a +great opposer of ritual in any form.</p> + +<p>"Not this time. He did touch on it in passing. No, the whole trouble +arose out of Mrs. Price Ridley's wretched pound note."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley is a devout member of my congregation. Attending +early service on the anniversary of her son's death, she put a +pound note into the offertory bag. Later, reading the amount of the +collection posted up, she was pained to observe that one ten-shilling +note was the highest item mentioned.</p> + +<p>She complained to me about it, and I pointed out, very reasonably, that +she must have made a mistake.</p> + +<p>"We're none of us so young as we were," I said, trying to turn it off +tactfully. "And we must pay the penalty of advancing years."</p> + +<p>Strangely enough my words only seemed to incense her further. She said +that things had a very odd look and that she was surprised I didn't +think so also. And she flounced away and, I gather, took her troubles +to Colonel Protheroe. Protheroe is the kind of man who enjoys making +a fuss on every conceivable occasion. He made a fuss. It is a pity he +made it on a Wednesday. I teach in the Church Day School on Wednesday +mornings, a proceeding that causes me acute nervousness and leaves me +unsettled for the rest of the day.</p> + +<p>"Well, I suppose he must have some fun," said my wife, with the air of +trying to sum up the position impartially. "Nobody flutters round him +and calls him the dear Vicar, and embroiders awful slippers for him, +and gives him bedsocks for Christmas. Both his wife and his daughter +are fed to the teeth with him. I suppose it makes him happy to feel +important somewhere."</p> + +<p>"He needn't be offensive about it," I said with some heat. "I don't +think he quite realized the implications of what he was saying. He +wants to go over all the Church accounts—in case of defalcations—that +was the word he used. Defalcations! Does he suspect me of embezzling +the Church funds?"</p> + +<p>"Nobody would suspect you of anything, darling," said Griselda. +"You're so transparently above suspicion that really it would be a +marvellous opportunity. I wish you'd embezzle the S.P.G. funds. I hate +missionaries—I always have."</p> + +<p>I would have reproved her for that sentiment, but Mary entered at that +moment with a partially cooked rice pudding. I made a mild protest, but +Griselda said that the Japanese always ate half cooked rice and had +marvellous brains in consequence.</p> + +<p>"I daresay," she said, "that if you had a rice pudding like this every +day till Sunday, you'd preach the most marvellous sermon."</p> + +<p>"Heaven forbid," I said with a shudder.</p> + +<p>"Protheroe's coming over tomorrow evening and we're going over the +accounts together," I went on. "I must finish preparing my talk for the +C.E.M.S. today. Looking up a reference I became so engrossed in Canon +Shirley's 'Reality' that I haven't got on as well as I should. What are +you doing this afternoon, Griselda?"</p> + +<p>"My duty," said Griselda. "My duty as the Vicaress. Tea and scandal at +four-thirty."</p> + +<p>"Who is coming?"</p> + +<p>Griselda ticked them off on her fingers with a glow of virtue on her +face.</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Price Ridley, Miss Wetherby, Miss Hartnell and that terrible Miss +Marple."</p> + +<p>"I rather like Miss Marple," I said. "She has, at least, a sense of +humour."</p> + +<p>"She's the worst cat in the village," said Griselda. "And she always +knows every single thing that happens—and draws the worst inferences +from it."</p> + +<p>Griselda, as I have said, is much younger than I am. At my time of +life, one knows that the worst is usually true.</p> + +<p>"Well, don't expect <i>me</i> in for tea, Griselda," said Dennis.</p> + +<p>"Beast!" said Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Yes, but look here, the Protheroes really <i>did</i> ask me for tennis +today."</p> + +<p>"Beast!" said Griselda again.</p> + +<p>Dennis beat a prudent retreat, and Griselda and I went together into my +study.</p> + +<p>"I wonder what we shall have for tea," said Griselda seating herself +on my writing table. "Dr. Stone and Miss Cram, I suppose, and perhaps +Mrs. Lestrange. By the way, I called on her yesterday, but she was out. +Yes, I'm sure we shall have Mrs. Lestrange for tea. It's so mysterious, +isn't it, her arriving like this and taking a house down here, and +hardly ever going outside it? Makes one think of detective stories. You +know—'<i>Who was she, the mysterious woman with the pale beautiful face? +What was her past history? Nobody knew. There was something faintly +sinister about her.</i>' I believe Dr. Haydock knows something about her."</p> + +<p>"You read too many detective stories, Griselda," I observed mildly.</p> + +<p>"What about you?" she retorted. "I was looking everywhere for 'The +Stain on the Stairs' the other day when you were in here writing a +sermon. And at last I came in to ask you if you'd seen it anywhere, and +what did I find?"</p> + +<p>I had the grace to blush.</p> + +<p>"I picked it up at random. A chance sentence caught my eye and—"</p> + +<p>"I know those chance sentences," said Griselda. She quoted +impressively, "'<i>And then a very curious thing happened—Griselda rose, +crossed the room and kissed her elderly husband affectionately.</i>'"</p> + +<p>She suited the action to the word.</p> + +<p>"Is that a very curious thing?" I inquired.</p> + +<p>"Of course it is," said Griselda. "Do you realize, Len, that I might +have married a Cabinet Minister, a Baronet, a rich Company Promoter, +three subalterns and a ne'er-do-well with attractive manners, and that +instead I chose you? Didn't it astonish you very much?"</p> + +<p>"At the time it did," I replied. "I have often wondered why you did +it."</p> + +<p>Griselda sighed.</p> + +<p>"It made me feel so powerful," she murmured. "The others thought me +simply wonderful, and of course it would have been very nice for <i>them</i> +to have <i>me</i>. But I'm everything you most dislike and disapprove of, +and yet you couldn't withstand me! My vanity couldn't hold out against +that. It's so much nicer to be a secret and delightful sin to anybody +than to be a feather in his cap. I make you frightfully uncomfortable +and stir you up the wrong way the whole time, and yet you adore me +madly. You do adore me madly, don't you?"</p> + +<p>"Naturally, I am very fond of you, my dear."</p> + +<p>"Oh! Len, you adore me. Do you remember that day when I stayed up in +town and sent you a wire you never got because the postmistress's +sister was having twins and she forgot to send it round? The state you +got into, and you telephoned Scotland Yard and made the most frightful +fuss."</p> + +<p>There are things one hates being reminded of. I had really been +strangely foolish on the occasion in question. I said:</p> + +<p>"If you don't mind, dear, I want to get on with the C.E.M.S."</p> + +<p>Griselda gave a sigh of intense irritation, ruffled my hair up on end, +smoothed it down again, said:</p> + +<p>"You don't deserve me. You really don't. I'll have an affair with the +artist. I will—really and truly. And then think of the scandal in the +parish."</p> + +<p>"There's a good deal already," I said mildly.</p> + +<p>Griselda laughed, blew me a kiss, and departed through the window.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_2">Chapter 2</h2> +</div> + + +<p>Griselda is a very irritating woman. On leaving the luncheon table, I +had felt myself to be in a good mood for preparing a really forceful +address for the Church of England Men's Society. Now I felt restless +and disturbed.</p> + +<p>Just when I was really settling down to it, Lettice Protheroe drifted +in.</p> + +<p>I use the word "drifted" advisedly. I have read novels in which young +people are described as bursting with energy—<i>joie de vivre</i>, the +magnificent vitality of youth. Personally, all the young people I come +across have the air of amiable wraiths.</p> + +<p>Lettice was particularly wraith-like this afternoon. She is a pretty +girl, very tall and fair and completely vague. She drifted through the +French window, absently pulled off the yellow beret she was wearing, +and murmured vaguely with a kind of far-away surprise.</p> + +<p>"Oh! It's you."</p> + +<p>There is a path from Old Hall through the woods which comes out by our +garden gate, so that most people coming from there come in at that +gate and up to the study window instead of going a long way round by +the road and coming to the front door. I was not surprised at Lettice +coming in this way, but I did a little resent her attitude.</p> + +<p>If you come to a Vicarage, you ought to be prepared to find a Vicar.</p> + +<p>She came in and collapsed in a crumpled heap in one of my big arm +chairs. She plucked aimlessly at her hair, staring at the ceiling.</p> + +<p>"Is Dennis anywhere about?"</p> + +<p>"I haven't seen him since lunch. I understood he was going to play +tennis at your place."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" said Lettice. "I hope he isn't. He won't find anybody there."</p> + +<p>"He said you'd asked him."</p> + +<p>"I believe I did. Only that was Friday. And today's Tuesday."</p> + +<p>"It's Wednesday," I said.</p> + +<p>"Oh! how dreadful," said Lettice. "That means that I've forgotten to go +to lunch with some people for the third time."</p> + +<p>Fortunately it didn't seem to worry her much.</p> + +<p>"Is Griselda anywhere about?"</p> + +<p>"I expect you'll find her in the studio in the garden—sitting to +Lawrence Redding."</p> + +<p>"There's been quite a shemozzle about him," said Lettice. "With Father, +you know. Father's dreadful."</p> + +<p>"What was the she—whatever it was, about?" I inquired.</p> + +<p>"About his painting me. Father found out about it. Why shouldn't I be +painted in my bathing dress? If I go on a beach in it, why shouldn't I +be painted in it?"</p> + +<p>Lettice paused and then went on.</p> + +<p>"It's really absurd—Father forbidding a young man the house. Of +course, Lawrence and I simply shriek about it. I shall come and be done +here in your studio."</p> + +<p>"No, my dear," I said. "Not if your father forbids it."</p> + +<p>"Oh! dear," said Lettice sighing. "How tiresome everyone is. I feel +shattered. Definitely. If only I had some money I'd go away, but +without it I can't. If only Father would be decent and die, I should be +all right."</p> + +<p>"You must not say things like that, Lettice."</p> + +<p>"Well, if he doesn't want me to want him to die, he shouldn't be so +horrible over money. I don't wonder Mother left him. Do you know for +years I believed she was dead. What sort of a young man did she run +away with? Was he nice?"</p> + +<p>"It was before your father came to live here."</p> + +<p>"I wonder what's become of her. I expect Anne will have an affair with +someone soon. Anne hates me—she's quite decent to me, but she hates +me. She's getting old and she doesn't like it. That's the age you break +out, you know."</p> + +<p>I wondered if Lettice was going to spend the entire afternoon in my +study.</p> + +<p>"You haven't seen my gramophone records, have you?" she asked.</p> + +<p>"No."</p> + +<p>"How tiresome. I know I've left them somewhere. And I've lost the dog. +And my wristwatch is somewhere, only it doesn't much matter because it +won't go. Oh! dear, I am so sleepy. I can't think why, because I didn't +get up till eleven. But life's very shattering, don't you think? Oh! +dear, I must go. I'm going to see Dr. Stone's barrow at three o'clock."</p> + +<p>I glanced at the clock and remarked that it was now five and twenty to +four.</p> + +<p>"Oh! is it? How dreadful if they've waited or if they've gone without +me. I suppose I'd better go down and do something about it."</p> + +<p>She got up and drifted out again murmuring over her shoulder.</p> + +<p>"You'll tell Dennis, won't you?"</p> + +<p>I said "Yes" mechanically, only realizing too late that I had no +idea what it was I was to tell Dennis. But I reflected that in all +probability it did not matter. I fell to cogitating on the subject of +Dr. Stone, a well known archæologist who had recently come to stay +at the Blue Boar, while he superintended the excavation of a barrow +situated on Colonel Protheroe's property. There had already been +several disputes between him and the Colonel. I was amused at his +appointment to take Lettice to see the operations.</p> + +<p>It occurred to me that Lettice Protheroe was something of a minx. +I wondered how she would get on with the archæologist's secretary, +Miss Cram. Miss Cram is a healthy young woman of twenty-five, noisy +in manner, with a high colour, fine animal spirits and a mouth that +always seems to have more than its full share of teeth.</p> + +<p>Village opinion is divided as to whether she is no better than she +should be, or else a young woman of iron virtue who purposes to become +Mrs. Stone at an early opportunity. She is in every way a great +contrast to Lettice.</p> + +<p>I could imagine that the state of things at Old Hall might not be too +happy. Colonel Protheroe had married again some five years previously. +The second Mrs. Protheroe was a remarkably handsome woman in a rather +unusual style. I had always guessed that the relations between her and +her stepdaughter were not too happy.</p> + +<p>I had one more interruption. This time, it was my curate, Hawes. He +wanted to know the details of my interview with Protheroe. I told him +that the Colonel had deplored his "Romish tendencies," but that the +real purpose of his visit had been on quite another matter. At the same +time, I entered a protest of my own, and told him plainly that he must +conform to my ruling. On the whole, he took my remarks very well.</p> + +<p>I felt rather remorseful, when he had gone, for not liking him better. +These irrational likes and dislikes that one takes to people are, I am +sure, very unchristian.</p> + +<p>With a sigh, I realized that the hands of the clock on my writing table +pointed to a quarter to five, a sign that it was really half past four, +and I made my way to the drawing room.</p> + +<p>Four of my parishioners were assembled there with teacups. Griselda sat +behind the tea table trying to look natural in her environment, but +only succeeding in looking more out of place than usual.</p> + +<p>I shook hands all round and sat down between Miss Marple and Miss +Wetherby.</p> + +<p>Miss Marple is a white-haired old lady with a gentle appealing +manner—Miss Wetherby is a mixture of vinegar and gush. Of the two Miss +Marple is much the more dangerous.</p> + +<p>"We were just talking," said Griselda in a honey-sweet voice, "about +Dr. Stone and Miss Cram."</p> + +<p>A ribald rhyme concocted by Dennis shot through my head.</p> + +<p>"Miss Cram doesn't give a damn."</p> + +<p>I had a sudden yearning to say it out loud and observe the effect, but +fortunately I refrained.</p> + +<p>Miss Wetherby said tersely:</p> + +<p>"No nice girl would do it," and shut her thin lips disapprovingly.</p> + +<p>"Do what?" I inquired.</p> + +<p>"Be a secretary to an unmarried man," said Miss Wetherby in a horrified +tone.</p> + +<p>"Oh! my dear," said Miss Marple. "<i>I</i> think married ones are the worst. +Remember poor Mollie Carter."</p> + +<p>"Married men living apart from their wives are, of course, notorious," +said Miss Wetherby.</p> + +<p>"And even some of the ones living with their wives," murmured Miss +Marple. "I remember—"</p> + +<p>I interrupted these unsavoury reminiscences.</p> + +<p>"But surely," I said, "in these days a girl can take a post in just the +same way as a man does."</p> + +<p>"To come away to the country? And stay at the same hotel?" said Mrs. +Price Ridley in a severe voice.</p> + +<p>Miss Wetherby murmured to Miss Marple in a low voice:</p> + +<p>"And all the bedrooms on the same floor...."</p> + +<p>They exchanged glances.</p> + +<p>Miss Hartnell, who is weather-beaten and jolly and much dreaded by the +poor, observed in a loud, hearty voice:</p> + +<p>"The poor man will be caught before he knows where he is. He's as +innocent as a babe unborn, you can see that."</p> + +<p>Curious what turns of phrase we employ. None of the ladies present +would have dreamed of alluding to an actual baby till it was safely in +the cradle, visible to all.</p> + +<p>"Disgusting, I call it," continued Miss Hartnell with her usual +tactlessness. "The man must be at least twenty-five years older than +she is."</p> + +<p>Three female voices rose at once making disconnected remarks about the +Choir Boys' Outing, the regrettable incident at the last Mothers' +Meeting, and the draughts in the Church. Miss Marple twinkled at +Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Don't you think," said my wife, "that Miss Cram may just like having +an interesting job, and that she considers Dr. Stone just as an +employer?"</p> + +<p>There was a silence. Evidently none of the four ladies agreed. Miss +Marple broke the silence by patting Griselda on the arm.</p> + +<p>"My dear," she said, "you are very young. The young have such innocent +minds."</p> + +<p>Griselda said indignantly that she hadn't got at all an innocent mind.</p> + +<p>"Naturally," said Miss Marple, unheeding of the protest, "you think the +best of everyone."</p> + +<p>"Do you really think she wants to marry that bald-headed, dull man?"</p> + +<p>"I understand he is quite well off," said Miss Marple. "Rather a +violent temper, I'm afraid. He had quite a serious quarrel with Colonel +Protheroe the other day."</p> + +<p>Everyone leaned forward interestedly.</p> + +<p>"Colonel Protheroe accused him of being an ignoramus."</p> + +<p>"How like Colonel Protheroe, and how absurd," said Mrs. Price Ridley.</p> + +<p>"Very like Colonel Protheroe, but I don't know about it being absurd," +said Miss Marple. "You remember the woman who came down here and +said she represented Welfare, and after taking subscriptions she was +never heard of again, and proved to have nothing whatever to do with +Welfare. One is so inclined to be trusting and take people at their own +valuation."</p> + +<p>I should never have dreamed of describing Miss Marple as trusting.</p> + +<p>"There's been some fuss about that young artist, Mr. Redding, hasn't +there?" asked Miss Wetherby.</p> + +<p>Miss Marple nodded.</p> + +<p>"Colonel Protheroe turned him out of the house. It appears he was +painting Lettice in her bathing dress."</p> + +<p>Suitable sensation!</p> + +<p>"I always <i>thought</i> there was something between them," said Mrs. Price +Ridley. "That young fellow is always mouching off up there. Pity the +girl hasn't got a mother. A stepmother is never the same thing."</p> + +<p>"I daresay Mrs. Protheroe does her best," said Miss Hartnell.</p> + +<p>"Girls are so sly," deplored Mrs. Price Ridley.</p> + +<p>"Quite a romance, isn't it?" said the softer hearted Miss Wetherby. +"He's a very good-looking young fellow."</p> + +<p>"But loose," said Miss Hartnell. "Bound to be. An artist! Paris! +Models! The Altogether!"</p> + +<p>"Painting her in her bathing dress," said Mrs. Price Ridley.</p> + +<p>"Not quite nice."</p> + +<p>"He's painting me too," said Griselda.</p> + +<p>"But not in your bathing dress, dear," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"It might be worse," said Griselda solemnly.</p> + +<p>"Naughty girl," said Miss Hartnell, taking the joke broadmindedly. +Everybody else looked slightly shocked.</p> + +<p>"Did dear Lettice tell you of the trouble?" asked Miss Marple of me.</p> + +<p>"Tell me?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. I saw her pass through the garden and go round to the study +window."</p> + +<p>Miss Marple always sees everything. Gardening is as good as a smoke +screen, and the habit of observing birds through powerful glasses can +always be turned to account.</p> + +<p>"She mentioned it, yes," I admitted.</p> + +<p>"Mr. Hawes looked worried," said Miss Marple. "I hope he hasn't been +working too hard."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" cried Miss Wetherby excitedly. "I quite forgot. I knew I had some +news for you. I saw Dr. Haydock coming out of Mrs. Lestrange's cottage."</p> + +<p>Everyone looked at each other.</p> + +<p>"Perhaps she's ill," suggested Mrs. Price Ridley.</p> + +<p>"It must have been very sudden, if so," said Miss Hartnell. "For I saw +her walking round her garden at three o'clock this afternoon, and she +seemed in perfect health."</p> + +<p>"She and Dr. Haydock must be old acquaintances," said Mrs. Price +Ridley, "He's been very quiet about it."</p> + +<p>"It's curious," said Miss Wetherby, "that he's never <i>mentioned</i> it."</p> + +<p>"As a matter of fact—" said Griselda in a low, mysterious voice, and +stopped.</p> + +<p>Everyone leaned forward excitedly.</p> + +<p>"I happen to <i>know</i>," said Griselda impressively. "Her husband was a +missionary. Terrible story. <i>He was eaten</i>, you know. Actually eaten. +And she was forced to become the Chief's head wife. Dr. Haydock was +with an expedition and rescued her."</p> + +<p>For a moment excitement was rife, then Miss Marple said reproachfully, +but with a smile:</p> + +<p>"Naughty girl!"</p> + +<p>She tapped Griselda reprovingly on the arm.</p> + +<p>"Very unwise thing to do, my dear. If you make up these things, +people are quite likely to believe them. And sometimes that leads to +complications."</p> + +<p>A distinct frost had come over the assembly. Two of the ladies rose to +take their departure.</p> + +<p>"I wonder if there <i>is</i> anything between young Lawrence Redding and +Lettice Protheroe," said Miss Wetherby. "It certainly looks like it. +What do you think, Miss Marple?"</p> + +<p>Miss Marple seemed thoughtful.</p> + +<p>"I shouldn't have said so myself. Not <i>Lettice</i>. <i>Quite</i> another +person, I should have said."</p> + +<p>"But Colonel Protheroe must have thought—"</p> + +<p>"He has always struck me as rather a stupid man," said Miss Marple. +"The kind of man who gets the wrong idea into his head and is obstinate +about it. Do you remember Joe Bucknell who used to keep the Blue Boar? +Such a to-do about his daughter carrying on with young Bailey. And all +the time it was that minx of a wife of his."</p> + +<p>She was looking full at Griselda as she spoke, and I suddenly felt a +wild surge of anger.</p> + +<p>"Don't you think, Miss Marple," I said, "that we're all inclined to let +our tongues run away with us too much? Charity thinketh no evil, you +know. Inestimable harm may be done by the foolish wagging of tongues in +ill-natured gossip."</p> + +<p>"Dear Vicar," said Miss Marple, "you are so unworldly. I'm afraid that, +observing human nature for as long as I have done, one gets not to +expect very much from it. I daresay idle tittle-tattle is very wrong +and unkind, but it is so often true, isn't it?"</p> + +<p>That last Parthian shot went home.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_3">Chapter 3</h2> +</div> + + +<p>"Nasty old cat," said Griselda as soon as the door was closed. She made +a face in the direction of the departing visitors and then looked at me +and laughed.</p> + +<p>"Len, do you really suspect me of having an affair with Lawrence +Redding?"</p> + +<p>"My dear, of course not."</p> + +<p>"But you thought Miss Marple was hinting at it. And you rose to my +defence simply beautifully. Like—like an angry tiger."</p> + +<p>A momentary uneasiness assailed me. A clergyman of the Church of +England ought never to put himself in the position of being described +as an angry tiger. However, I trusted that Griselda exaggerated.</p> + +<p>"I felt the occasion could not pass without a protest," I said. "But +Griselda, I wish you would be a little more careful in what you say."</p> + +<p>"Do you mean the cannibal story?" she asked. "Or the suggestion that +Lawrence was painting me in the nude? If they only knew that he was +painting me in a thick cloak with a very high fur collar—the sort of +thing that you could go quite purely to see the Pope in—not a bit of +sinful flesh showing anywhere! In fact, it's all marvellously pure. +Lawrence never even attempts to make love to me—I can't think why."</p> + +<p>"Surely, knowing that you're a married woman—"</p> + +<p>"Don't pretend to come out of the Ark, Len. You know very well that an +attractive woman with an elderly husband is a kind of gift from heaven +to a young man. There must be some other reason—It's not that I'm +unattractive—I'm not."</p> + +<p>"Surely you don't want him to make love to you?"</p> + +<p>"N-n-o," said Griselda with more hesitation than I thought becoming.</p> + +<p>"If he's in love with Lettice Protheroe—"</p> + +<p>"Miss Marple didn't seem to think he was."</p> + +<p>"Miss Marple may be mistaken."</p> + +<p>"She never is. That kind of old cat is always right." She paused a +minute and then said, with a quick, sidelong glance at me, "You do +believe me, don't you? I mean, that there's nothing between Lawrence +and me."</p> + +<p>"My dear Griselda," I said surprised. "Of course."</p> + +<p>My wife came across and kissed me.</p> + +<p>"I wish you weren't so terribly easy to deceive, Len. You'd believe me +whatever I said."</p> + +<p>"I should hope so. But, my dear, I do beg of you to guard your tongue +and be careful what you say. These women are singularly deficient in +humour, remember, and take everything seriously."</p> + +<p>"What they need," said Griselda, "is a little immorality in their +lives. Then they wouldn't be so busy looking for it in other people's."</p> + +<p>On this she left the room, and, glancing at my watch, I hurried out to +pay some visits that ought to have been made earlier in the day.</p> + +<p>The Wednesday evening service was sparsely attended as usual, but when +I came out through the Church, after disrobing in the Vestry, it was +empty save for a woman who stood staring up at one of our windows. We +have some rather fine old stained glass, and indeed the Church itself +is well worth looking at. She turned at my footsteps, and I saw that it +was Mrs. Lestrange.</p> + +<p>We both hesitated a moment and then I said:</p> + +<p>"I hope you like our little church."</p> + +<p>"I've been admiring the screen," she said.</p> + +<p>Her voice was pleasant, low yet very distinct with a clearcut +enunciation. She added:</p> + +<p>"I'm so sorry to have missed your wife yesterday."</p> + +<p>We talked a few minutes longer about the church. She was evidently a +cultured woman who knew something of church history and architecture. +We left the building together and walked down the road, since one way +to the Vicarage led past her house. As we arrived at the gate, she said +pleasantly:</p> + +<p>"Come in, won't you? And tell me what you think of what I have done."</p> + +<p>I accepted the invitation. Little Gates had formerly belonged to +an Anglo-Indian Colonel, and I could not help feeling relieved by +the disappearance of the brass tables and the Burmese idols. It was +furnished now very simply but in exquisite taste. There was a sense of +harmony and rest about it.</p> + +<p>Yet I wondered more and more what had brought such a woman as Mrs. +Lestrange to St. Mary Mead. She was so very clearly a woman of the +world that it seemed a strange taste to bury herself in a country +village.</p> + +<p>In the clear light of her drawing room I had an opportunity of +observing her closely for the first time.</p> + +<p>She was a very tall woman. Her hair was gold with a tinge of red in it. +Her eyebrows and eyelashes were dark, whether by art or by nature I +could not decide. If she was, as I thought, made up, it was done very +artistically. There was something Sphinxlike about her face when it was +in repose, and she had the most curious eyes I have ever seen—they +were almost golden in shade.</p> + +<p>Her clothes were perfect, and she had all the ease of manner of a +well-bred woman, and yet there was something about her that was +incongruous and baffling. You felt that she was a mystery. The word +Griselda had used occurred to me—<i>sinister</i>. Absurd, of course, and +yet—was it so absurd? The thought sprang unbidden into my mind:</p> + +<p>"This woman would stick at nothing."</p> + +<p>Our talk was on most normal lines—pictures, books, old churches. Yet +somehow I got very strongly the impression that there was something +else—something of quite a different nature that Mrs. Lestrange wanted +to say to me.</p> + +<p>I caught her eyes on me once or twice, looking at me with a curious +hesitancy, as though she were unable to make up her mind. She kept the +talk, I noticed, strictly to impersonal subjects. She made no mention +of a husband, or of friends or relations.</p> + +<p>But all the time there was that strange, urgent appeal in her glance. +It seemed to say, "Shall I tell you? I want to. Can't you help me?"</p> + +<p>Yet in the end it died away—or perhaps it had all been my fancy. I had +the feeling that I was being dismissed. I rose and took my leave. As I +went out of the room, I glanced back and saw her staring after me with +a puzzled, doubtful expression. On an impulse I came back.</p> + +<p>"If there is anything I can do—"</p> + +<p>She said doubtfully, "It's very kind of you—"</p> + +<p>We were both silent. Then she said:</p> + +<p>"I wish I knew. It's difficult. No, I don't think anyone can help me. +But thank you for offering to do so."</p> + +<p>That seemed final, so I went. But as I did so, I wondered. We are not +used to mysteries in St. Mary Mead.</p> + +<p>So much is this the case that as I emerged from the gate I was pounced +upon. Miss Hartnell is very good at pouncing in a heavy and cumbrous +way.</p> + +<p>"<i>I</i> saw you!" she exclaimed with ponderous humour. "And I <i>was</i> so +excited. Now you can tell us all about it."</p> + +<p>"About what?"</p> + +<p>"The mysterious lady! Is she a widow or has she a husband somewhere?"</p> + +<p>"I really couldn't say. She didn't tell me."</p> + +<p>"How very peculiar. One would think she would be certain to mention +something casually. It almost looks, doesn't it, as though she had a +reason for not speaking?"</p> + +<p>"I really don't see that."</p> + +<p>"Ah! but as dear Miss Marple says, you are so unworldly, dear Vicar. +Tell me, has she known Dr. Haydock long?"</p> + +<p>"She didn't mention him, so I don't know."</p> + +<p>"Really? But what did you talk about then?"</p> + +<p>"Pictures, music, books," I said truthfully.</p> + +<p>Miss Hartnell, whose only topics of conversation are the purely +personal, looked suspicious and unbelieving. Taking advantage of a +momentary hesitation on her part as to how to proceed next, I bade her +good night and walked rapidly away.</p> + +<p>I called in at a house farther down the village and returned to the +Vicarage by the garden gate, passing, as I did so, the danger point +of Miss Marple's garden. However, I did not see how it was humanly +possible for the news of my visit to Mrs. Lestrange to have yet reached +her ears, so I felt reasonably safe.</p> + +<p>As I latched the gate, it occurred to me that I would just step down +to the shed in the garden which young Lawrence Redding was using as a +studio, and see for myself how Griselda's portrait was progressing.</p> + +<p>I append a rough sketch here which will be useful in the light of after +happenings, only sketching in such details as are necessary.</p> + +<hr class="chap"> + +<div class="figcenter"> + <img src="images/illus1.jpg" alt=""> +</div> + +<hr class="chap"> + +<p>I had no idea there was anyone in the studio. There had been no voices +from within to warn me, and I suppose that my own footsteps made no +noise upon the grass.</p> + +<p>I opened the door and then stopped awkwardly on the threshold. For +there were two people in the studio, and the man's arms were round the +woman and he was kissing her passionately.</p> + +<p>The two people were the artist, Lawrence Redding, and Mrs. Protheroe.</p> + +<p>I backed out precipitately and beat a retreat to my study. There +I sat down in a chair, took out my pipe, and thought things over. +The discovery had come as a great shock to me. Especially since my +conversation with Lettice that afternoon, I had felt fairly certain +that there was some kind of understanding growing up between her and +the young man. Moreover, I was convinced that she herself thought so. +I felt positive that she had no idea of the artist's feelings for her +stepmother.</p> + +<p>A nasty tangle. I paid a grudging tribute to Miss Marple. She had not +been deceived, but had evidently suspected the true state of things +with a fair amount of accuracy. I had entirely misread her meaning +glance at Griselda.</p> + +<p>I had never dreamed of considering Mrs. Protheroe in the matter. +There has always been rather a suggestion of Cæsar's wife about Mrs. +Protheroe—a quiet, self-contained woman whom one would not suspect of +any great depths of feeling.</p> + +<p>I had got to this point in my meditations when a tap on my study +window roused me. I got up and went to it. Mrs. Protheroe was standing +outside. I opened the window and she came in, not waiting for an +invitation on my part. She crossed the room in a breathless sort of way +and dropped down on the sofa.</p> + +<p>I had the feeling that I had never really seen her before. The quiet, +self-contained woman that I knew had vanished. In her place was a +quick-breathing, desperate creature. For the first time I realized that +Anne Protheroe was beautiful.</p> + +<p>She was a brown-haired woman with a pale face and very deep-set +grey eyes. She was flushed now and her breast heaved. It was as +though a statue had suddenly come to life. I blinked my eyes at the +transformation.</p> + +<p>"I thought it best to come," she said. "You—you saw just now?"</p> + +<p>I bowed my head.</p> + +<p>She said very quietly, "We love each other."</p> + +<p>And even in the middle of her evident distress and agitation she could +not keep a little smile from her lips. The smile of a woman who sees +something very beautiful and wonderful.</p> + +<p>I still said nothing, and she added presently:</p> + +<p>"I suppose to you that seems very wrong?"</p> + +<p>"Can you expect me to say anything else, Mrs. Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"No—no; I suppose not."</p> + +<p>I went on, trying to make my voice as gentle as possible:</p> + +<p>"You are a married woman—"</p> + +<p>She interrupted me.</p> + +<p>"Oh! I know—I know. Do you think I haven't gone over all that +again and again? I'm not a bad woman really—I'm not. And things +aren't—aren't—as you might think they are."</p> + +<p>I said gravely, "I'm glad of that."</p> + +<p>She asked rather timorously:</p> + +<p>"Are you going to tell my husband?"</p> + +<p>I said rather drily:</p> + +<p>"There seems to be a general idea that a clergyman is incapable of +behaving like a gentleman. That is not true."</p> + +<p>She threw me a grateful glance.</p> + +<p>"I'm so unhappy. Oh! I'm so dreadfully unhappy. I can't go on. I simply +can't go on. And I don't know what to do." Her voice rose with a +slightly hysterical note in it. "You don't know what my life is like. +I've been miserable with Lucius from the beginning. No woman could +be happy with him. I wish he were dead. It's awful, but I do. I'm +desperate. I tell you, I'm desperate."</p> + +<p>She started and looked over at the window.</p> + +<p>"What was that? I thought I heard someone? Perhaps it's Lawrence."</p> + +<p>I went over to the window, which I had not closed, as I had thought. I +stepped out and looked down the garden, but there was no one in sight. +Yet I was almost convinced that I, too, had heard someone. Or perhaps +it was her certainty that had convinced me.</p> + +<p>When I re-entered the room she was leaning forward, drooping her head +down. She looked the picture of despair. She said again:</p> + +<p>"I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do."</p> + +<p>I came and sat down beside her. I said the things I thought it was +my duty to say, and tried to say them with the necessary conviction, +uneasily conscious all the time that that same morning I had given +voice to the sentiment that a world without Colonel Protheroe in it +would be improved for the better.</p> + +<p>Above all, I begged her to do nothing rash. To leave her home and her +husband was a very serious step.</p> + +<p>I don't suppose I convinced her. I have lived long enough in the world +to know that arguing with anyone in love is next door to useless, but I +do think my words brought to her some measure of comfort.</p> + +<p>When she rose to go, she thanked me, and promised to think over what I +had said.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless, when she had gone, I felt very uneasy. I felt that +hitherto I had misjudged Anne Protheroe's character. She impressed +me now as a very desperate woman, the kind of woman who would stick +at nothing, once her emotions were aroused. And she was desperately, +wildly, madly in love with Lawrence Redding, a man several years +younger than herself.</p> + +<p>I didn't like it.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_4">Chapter 4</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I had entirely forgotten that we had asked Lawrence Redding to dinner +that night. When Griselda burst in and scolded me, pointing out that it +lacked two minutes to dinner time, I was quite taken aback.</p> + +<p>"I hope everything will be all right," Griselda called up the stairs +after me. "I've thought over what you said at lunch, and I've really +thought of some quite good things to eat."</p> + +<p>I may say, in passing, that our evening meal amply bore out Griselda's +assertion that things went much worse when she tried than when she +didn't. The menu was ambitious in conception, and Mary seemed to have +taken a perverse pleasure in seeing how best she could alternate +undercooking and overcooking. Some oysters which Griselda had ordered, +and which would seem to be beyond the reach of incompetence, we were +unfortunately not able to sample, as we had nothing in the house to +open them with—an omission which was discovered only when the moment +for eating them arrived.</p> + +<p>I had rather doubted whether Lawrence Redding would put in an +appearance. He might very easily have sent an excuse. However, he +arrived punctually enough, and the four of us went in to dinner.</p> + +<p>Lawrence Redding has an undeniably attractive personality. He is, I +suppose, about thirty years of age. He has dark hair, but his eyes are +of a brilliant, almost startling blue. He is the kind of young man who +does everything well. He is good at games, an excellent shot, a good +amateur, and can tell a first-rate story. He is capable of making any +party go. He has, I think, Irish blood in his veins. He is not, at all, +one's idea of the typical artist. Yet I believe he is a clever painter +in the modern style. I know very little of painting myself.</p> + +<p>It was only natural that on this particular evening he should appear +a shade <i>distrait</i>. On the whole, he carried off things very well. +I don't think Griselda or Dennis noticed anything wrong. Probably I +should not have noticed anything myself if I had not known beforehand.</p> + +<p>Griselda and Dennis were particularly gay—full of jokes about Dr. +Stone and Miss Cram—the Local Scandal! It suddenly came home to me +with something of a pang that Dennis is nearer Griselda's age than I +am. He calls me Uncle Len but her Griselda. It gave me, somehow, a +lonely feeling.</p> + +<p>I must, I think, have been upset by Mrs. Protheroe. I'm not usually +given to such unprofitable reflections.</p> + +<p>Griselda and Dennis went rather far now and then, but I hadn't the +heart to check them. I have always thought it a pity that the mere +presence of a clergyman should have a damping effect.</p> + +<p>Lawrence took a gay part in the conversation. Nevertheless I was +aware of his eyes continually straying to where I sat, and I was not +surprised when after dinner he manœuvred to get me into the study.</p> + +<p>As soon as we were alone, his manner changed. His face became grave and +anxious. He looked almost haggard.</p> + +<p>"You've surprised our secret, sir," he said. "What are you going to do +about it?"</p> + +<p>I could speak far more plainly to Redding than I could to Mrs. +Protheroe, and I did so. He took it very well.</p> + +<p>"Of course," he said when I had finished. "You're bound to say all +this. You're a parson. I don't mean that in any way offensively. As a +matter of fact, I think you're probably right. But this isn't the usual +sort of thing between Anne and me."</p> + +<p>I told him that people had been saying that particular phrase since the +dawn of time, and a queer little smile creased his lips.</p> + +<p>"You mean everyone thinks their case is unique? Perhaps so. But one +thing you must believe."</p> + +<p>He assured me that so far—"there was nothing wrong in it." Anne, he +said, was one of the truest and most loyal women that ever lived. What +was going to happen he didn't know.</p> + +<p>"If this were only a book," he said gloomily, "the old man would +die—and a good riddance to everybody."</p> + +<p>I reproved him.</p> + +<p>"Oh! I didn't mean I was going to stick him in the back with a knife, +though I'd offer my best thanks to anyone else who did so. There's not +a soul in the world who's got a good word to say for him. I rather +wonder the first Mrs. Protheroe didn't do him in. I met her once, years +ago, and she looked quite capable of it. One of those calm, dangerous +women. He goes blustering along, stirring up trouble everywhere, mean +as the devil, and with a particularly nasty temper. You don't know what +Anne has had to stand from him. If I had a penny in the world I'd take +her away without any more ado."</p> + +<p>Then I spoke to him very earnestly. I begged him to leave St. Mary +Mead. By remaining there, he could only bring greater unhappiness +on Anne Protheroe than was already her lot. People would talk; the +matter would get to Colonel Protheroe's ears—and things would be made +infinitely worse for her.</p> + +<p>Lawrence protested.</p> + +<p>"Nobody knows a thing about it except you, padre."</p> + +<p>"My dear young man, you underestimate the detective instinct of village +life. In St. Mary Mead everyone knows your most intimate affairs. There +is no detective in England equal to a spinster lady of uncertain age +with plenty of time on her hands."</p> + +<p>He said easily that that was all right. Everyone thought it was Lettice.</p> + +<p>"Has it occurred to you," I asked, "that possibly Lettice might think +so herself?"</p> + +<p>He seemed quite surprised by the idea. Lettice, he said, didn't care a +hang about him. He was sure of that.</p> + +<p>"She's a queer sort of girl," he said. "Always seems in a kind of +dream, and yet underneath I believe she's really rather practical. I +believe all that vague stuff is a pose. Lettice knows jolly well what +she's doing. And there's a funny vindictive streak in her. The queer +thing is that she hates Anne. Simply loathes her. And yet Anne's been a +perfect angel to her always."</p> + +<p>I did not, of course, take his word for this last. To infatuated young +men, their inamorata always behaves like an angel. Still, to the best +of my observation, Anne had always behaved to her stepdaughter with +kindness and fairness. I had been surprised myself that afternoon at +the bitterness of Lettice's tone.</p> + +<p>We had to leave the conversation there, because Griselda and Dennis +burst in upon us and said I was not to make Lawrence behave like an old +fogy.</p> + +<p>"Oh! dear," said Griselda, throwing herself into an arm chair. "How I +would like a thrill of some kind. A murder—or even a burglary."</p> + +<p>"I don't suppose there's anyone much worth burgling," said Lawrence, +trying to enter into her mood. "Unless we stole Miss Hartnell's false +teeth."</p> + +<p>"They do click horribly," said Griselda. "But you're wrong about there +being no one worth while. There's some marvellous old silver at Old +Hall. Trencher salts and a Charles II tazza—all kinds of things like +that. Worth thousands of pounds, I believe."</p> + +<p>"The old man would probably shoot you with an army revolver," said +Dennis. "Just the sort of thing he'd enjoy doing."</p> + +<p>"Oh! we'd get in first and hold him up," said Griselda. "Who's got a +revolver?"</p> + +<p>"I've got a Mauser pistol," said Lawrence.</p> + +<p>"Have you? How exciting! Why do you have it?"</p> + +<p>"Souvenir of the War," said Lawrence briefly.</p> + +<p>"Old Protheroe was showing the silver to Stone today," volunteered +Dennis. "Old Stone was pretending to be no end interested in it."</p> + +<p>"I thought they'd quarrelled about the barrow," said Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Oh! they've made that up," said Dennis. "I can't think what people +want to grub about in barrows for, anyway."</p> + +<p>"That man Stone puzzles me," said Lawrence. "I think he must be very +absent-minded. You'd swear sometimes he knew nothing about his own +subject."</p> + +<p>"That's love," said Dennis. "Sweet Gladys Cram, you are no sham. Your +teeth are white and fill me with delight. Come, fly with me, my bride +to be. And at the Blue Boar, on the bedroom floor—"</p> + +<p>"That's enough, Dennis," I said.</p> + +<p>"Well," said Lawrence Redding, "I must be off. Thank you very much, +Mrs. Clement, for a very pleasant evening."</p> + +<p>Griselda and Dennis saw him off. Dennis returned to the study alone. +Something had happened to ruffle the boy. He wandered about the room +aimlessly, frowning and kicking the furniture.</p> + +<p>Our furniture is so shabby already that it can hardly be damaged +further, but I felt impelled to utter a mild protest.</p> + +<p>"Sorry," said Dennis.</p> + +<p>He was silent for a moment and then burst out:</p> + +<p>"What an absolutely rotten thing gossip is!"</p> + +<p>I was a little surprised. Dennis does not usually take that attitude.</p> + +<p>"What's the matter?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"I don't know whether I ought to tell you."</p> + +<p>I was more and more surprised.</p> + +<p>"It's such an absolutely rotten thing," Dennis said again. "Going +round and saying things. Not even saying them. Hinting them. No, I'm +damned—sorry—if I'll tell you! It's absolutely rotten."</p> + +<p>I looked at him curiously but I did not press him further. I wondered +very much, though. It is very unlike Dennis to take anything to heart.</p> + +<p>Griselda came in at that moment.</p> + +<p>"Miss Wetherby's just rung up," she said. "Mrs. Lestrange went out at +a quarter past eight and hasn't come in yet. Nobody knows where she's +gone."</p> + +<p>"Why should they know?"</p> + +<p>"But it isn't to Dr. Haydock's. Miss Wetherby does know that, because +she telephoned to Miss Hartnell who lives next door to him and who +would have been sure to see her."</p> + +<p>"It is a mystery to me," I said, "how anyone ever gets any nourishment +in this place. They must eat their meals standing up by the window so +as to be sure of not missing anything."</p> + +<p>"And that's not all," said Griselda bubbling with pleasure. "They've +found out about the Blue Boar. Dr. Stone and Miss Cram have got rooms +next door to each other BUT—" she waved an impressive forefinger—"<i>no +communicating door</i>!"</p> + +<p>"That," I said, "must be very disappointing to everybody."</p> + +<p>At which Griselda laughed.</p> + +<p>Thursday started badly. Two of the ladies of my parish elected to +quarrel about the church decorations. I was called in to adjudicate +between two middle-aged ladies, each of whom was literally trembling +with rage. If it had not been so painful, it would have been quite an +interesting physical phenomenon.</p> + +<p>Then I had to reprove two of our choir boys for persistent sweet +sucking during the hours of divine service, and I had an uneasy feeling +that I was not doing the job as whole-heartedly as I should have done.</p> + +<p>Then our organist, who is distinctly "touchy," had taken offence and +had to be smoothed down.</p> + +<p>And four of my poorer parishioners declared open rebellion against Miss +Hartnell who came to me bursting with rage about it.</p> + +<p>I was just going home when I met Colonel Protheroe. He was in high good +humour, having sentenced three poachers in his capacity as magistrate.</p> + +<p>"Firmness," he shouted in his stentorian voice. He is slightly deaf and +raises his voice accordingly as deaf people often do. "That's what's +needed nowadays—firmness! Make an example. That rogue Archer came +out yesterday and is vowing vengeance against me, I hear. Impudent +scoundrel. Threatened men live long, as the saying goes. I'll show him +what his vengeance is worth, next time I catch him taking my pheasants. +Lax! We're too lax nowadays! I believe in showing a man up for what he +is. You're always being asked to consider a man's wife and children. +Damned nonsense. Fiddlesticks. Why should a man escape the consequences +of his acts just because he whines about his wife and children? It's +all the same to me—no matter what a man is—doctor, lawyer, clergyman, +poacher, drunken wastrel—if you catch him on the wrong side of the +law, let the law punish him. You agree with me, I'm sure."</p> + +<p>"You forget," I said. "My calling obliges me to respect one quality +above all others—the quality of mercy."</p> + +<p>"Well, I'm a just man. No one can deny that."</p> + +<p>I did not speak and he said sharply:</p> + +<p>"Why don't you answer? A penny for your thoughts, man."</p> + +<p>I hesitated, then I decided to speak.</p> + +<p>"I was thinking," I said, "that, when my times comes, I should be sorry +if the only plea I had to offer was that of justice. Because it might +mean that only justice would be meted out to me."</p> + +<p>"Pah! What we need is a little militant Christianity. I've always done +my duty, I hope. Well, no more of that. I'll be along this evening as +I said. We'll make it a quarter past six instead of six, if you don't +mind. I've got to see a man in the village."</p> + +<p>"That will suit me quite well."</p> + +<p>He flourished his stick and strode away. Turning, I ran into Hawes. I +thought he looked distinctly ill this morning. I had meant to upbraid +him mildly for various matters, in his province, which had been muddled +or shelved, but seeing his white, strained face, I felt that the man +was ill.</p> + +<p>I said as much and he denied it, but not very vehemently. Finally he +confessed that he was not feeling too fit, and appeared ready to accept +my advice of going home to bed.</p> + +<p>I had a hurried lunch and went out to do some visits. Griselda had gone +to London by the cheap Thursday train.</p> + +<p>I came in about a quarter to four with the intention of sketching the +outline of my Sunday sermon, but Mary told me that Mr. Redding was +waiting for me in the study.</p> + +<p>I found him pacing up and down with a worried face. He looked white and +haggard.</p> + +<p>He turned abruptly at my entrance.</p> + +<p>"Look here, sir. I've been thinking over what you said yesterday. I've +had a sleepless night thinking about it. You're right. I've got to cut +and run."</p> + +<p>"My dear boy," I said.</p> + +<p>"You were right in what you said about Anne. I'll only bring trouble +on her by staying here. She's—she's too good for anything else. I see +I've got to go. I've made things hard enough for her as it is, Heaven +help me."</p> + +<p>"I think you have made the only decision possible," I said. "I know +that it is a hard one, but believe me, it will be for the best in the +end."</p> + +<p>I could see that he thought that that was the kind of thing easily said +by someone who didn't know what he was talking about.</p> + +<p>"You'll look after Anne? She needs a friend."</p> + +<p>"You can rest assured that I will do everything in my power."</p> + +<p>"Thank you, sir." He wrung my hand. "You're a good sort, padre. I shall +see her to say good-bye this evening, and I shall probably pack up and +go tomorrow. No good prolonging the agony. Thanks for letting me have +the shed to paint in. I'm sorry not to have finished Mrs. Clement's +portrait."</p> + +<p>"Don't worry about that, my dear boy. Good-bye, and God bless you."</p> + +<p>When he had gone I tried to settle down to my sermon, but with very +poor success. I kept thinking of Lawrence and Anne Protheroe.</p> + +<p>I had rather an unpalatable cup of tea, cold and black, and at half +past five the telephone rang. I was informed that Mr. Abbott of Lower +Farm was dying and would I please come at once.</p> + +<p>I rang up Old Hall immediately, for Lower Farm was nearly two miles +away and I could not possibly get back by six-fifteen. I have never +succeeded in learning to ride a bicycle.</p> + +<p>I was told, however, that Colonel Protheroe had just started out in the +car, so I departed, leaving word with Mary that I had been called away +but would try to be back by six-thirty or soon after.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_5">Chapter 5</h2> +</div> + + +<p>It was nearer seven than half past six when I approached the Vicarage +gate on my return. Before I reached it, it swung open and Lawrence +Redding came out. He stopped dead on seeing me and I was immediately +struck by his appearance. He looked like a man who was on the point of +going mad. His eyes stared in a peculiar manner; he was deathly white, +and he was shaking and twitching all over.</p> + +<p>I wondered for a moment whether he could have been drinking, but +repudiated the idea immediately.</p> + +<p>"Hullo," I said, "have you been to see me again? Sorry I was out. Come +back now. I've got to see Protheroe about some accounts—but I daresay +we shan't be long."</p> + +<p>"Protheroe," he said. He began to laugh. "Protheroe? You're going to +see Protheroe? Oh! you'll see Protheroe all right. Oh! my God—yes."</p> + +<p>I stared. Instinctively I stretched out a hand towards him. He drew +sharply aside.</p> + +<p>"No," he almost cried out. "I've got to get away—to think. I've got to +think. I must think."</p> + +<p>He broke into a run and vanished rapidly down the road towards the +village, leaving me staring after him, my first idea of drunkenness +recurring.</p> + +<p>Finally I shook my head, and went on to the Vicarage. The front door is +always left open, but nevertheless I rang the bell. Mary came wiping +her hands on her apron.</p> + +<p>"So you're back at last," she observed.</p> + +<p>"Is Colonel Protheroe here?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"In the study. Been here since a quarter past six."</p> + +<p>"And Mr. Redding's been here?"</p> + +<p>"Come a few minutes ago. Asked for you. I told him you'd be back any +minute and that Colonel Protheroe was waiting in the study, and he said +he'd wait too and went there. He's there now."</p> + +<p>"No, he isn't," I said. "I've just met him going down the road."</p> + +<p>"Well, I didn't hear him leave. He can't have stayed more than a couple +of minutes. The mistress isn't back from town yet."</p> + +<p>I nodded absent-mindedly. Mary beat a retreat to the kitchen quarters +and I went down the passage and opened the study door.</p> + +<p>After the dusk of the passage, the evening sunshine that was pouring +into the room made my eyes blink. I took a step or two across the floor +and then stopped dead.</p> + +<p>For a moment I could hardly take in the meaning of the scene before me.</p> + +<p>Colonel Protheroe was lying sprawled across my writing table in a +horrible, unnatural position. There was a pool of some dark fluid on +the desk by his head, and it was slowly dripping onto the floor with a +horrible drip, drip, drip.</p> + +<p>I pulled myself together and went across to him. His skin was cold +to the touch. The hand that I raised fell back lifeless. The man was +dead—shot through the head.</p> + +<p>I went to the door and called Mary. When she came I ordered her to +run as fast as she could and fetch Dr. Haydock, who lives just at the +corner of the road. I told her there had been an accident.</p> + +<p>Then I went back and closed the door to await the doctor's coming.</p> + +<p>Fortunately, Mary found him at home. Haydock is a good fellow, a big, +fine, strapping fellow, with an honest, rugged face.</p> + +<p>His eyebrows went up when I pointed silently across the room. But like +a true doctor he showed no signs of emotion. He bent over the dead +man, examining him rapidly. Then he straightened himself and looked +across at me.</p> + +<p>"Well?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"He's dead right enough—been dead half an hour, I should say."</p> + +<p>"Suicide?"</p> + +<p>"Out of the question, man. Look at the position of the wound. Besides, +if he shot himself, where's the weapon?"</p> + +<p>True enough, there was no sign of any such thing.</p> + +<p>"We'd better not mess around with anything," said Haydock. "I'd better +ring up the police."</p> + +<p>He picked up the receiver and spoke into it. He gave the facts as +curtly as possible and then replaced the telephone and came across to +where I was sitting.</p> + +<p>"This is a rotten business. How did you come to find him?"</p> + +<p>I explained.</p> + +<p>"A rotten business," he repeated.</p> + +<p>"Is—is it murder?" I asked rather faintly.</p> + +<p>"Looks like it. Mean to say, what else can it be? Extraordinary +business. Wonder who had a down on the poor old fellow. Of course +I know he wasn't popular, but one isn't often murdered for that +reason—worse luck."</p> + +<p>"There's one rather curious thing," I said. "I was telephoned for this +afternoon to go to a dying parishioner. When I got there everyone was +very surprised to see me. The sick man was very much better than he had +been for some days, and his wife flatly denied telephoning for me at +all."</p> + +<p>Haydock drew his brows together.</p> + +<p>"That's suggestive—very. You were being got out of the way. Where's +your wife?"</p> + +<p>"Gone up to London for the day."</p> + +<p>"And the maid?"</p> + +<p>"In the kitchen—right at the other side of the house."</p> + +<p>"Where she wouldn't be likely to hear anything that went on in here. +It's a nasty business. Who knew that Protheroe was coming here this +evening?"</p> + +<p>"He referred to the fact this morning in the village street, at the top +of his voice as usual."</p> + +<p>"Meaning that the whole village knew it! Which they always do in any +case. Know of anyone who had a grudge against him?"</p> + +<p>The thought of Lawrence Redding's white face and staring eyes came to +my mind. I was spared answering by a noise of shuffling feet in the +passage outside.</p> + +<p>"The police," said my friend, and rose to his feet.</p> + +<p>Our police force was represented by Constable Hurst, looking very +important but slightly worried.</p> + +<p>"Good evening, gentlemen," he greeted us. "The Inspector will be +here any minute. In the meantime I'll follow out his instructions. I +understand Colonel Protheroe's been found shot—in the Vicarage."</p> + +<p>He paused and directed a look of cold suspicion at me which I tried to +meet with a suitable bearing of conscious innocence.</p> + +<p>He moved over to the writing table and announced:</p> + +<p>"Nothing to be touched till the Inspector comes."</p> + +<p>For the convenience of my readers, I append a sketch plan of the room.</p> + +<hr class="chap"> + +<div class="figcenter"> + <img src="images/illus2.jpg" alt=""> +</div> + +<hr class="chap"> + +<p>He got out his notebook, moistened his pencil and looked expectantly at +both of us.</p> + +<p>I repeated my story of discovering the body. When he had got it all +down, which took some time, he turned to the doctor.</p> + +<p>"In your opinion, Dr. Haydock, what was the cause of death?"</p> + +<p>"Shot through the head at close quarters."</p> + +<p>"And the weapon?"</p> + +<p>"I can't say with certainty until we get the bullet out. But I should +say in all probability the bullet was fired from a pistol of small +calibre—say a Mauser .25."</p> + +<p>I started, remembering our conversation of the night before, and +Lawrence Redding's admission. The police constable brought his cold +fishlike eye round on me.</p> + +<p>"Did you speak, sir?"</p> + +<p>I shook my head. Whatever suspicions I might have, they were no more +than suspicions, and as such to be kept to myself.</p> + +<p>"When, in your opinion, did the tragedy occur?"</p> + +<p>The doctor hesitated for a minute before he answered. Then he said:</p> + +<p>"The man has been dead just over half an hour, I should say. Certainly +not longer."</p> + +<p>Hurst turned to me.</p> + +<p>"Did the girl hear anything?"</p> + +<p>"As far as I know she heard nothing," I said. "But you had better ask +her."</p> + +<p>But at this moment Inspector Slack arrived, having come by car from +Much Benham, two miles away.</p> + +<p>All that I can say of Inspector Slack is that never did a man more +determinedly strive to contradict his name. He was a dark man, restless +and energetic in manner, with black eyes that snapped ceaselessly. His +manner was rude and overbearing in the extreme.</p> + +<p>He acknowledged our greetings with a curt nod, seized his +subordinate's notebook, perused it, exchanged a few curt words with him +in an undertone, then strode over to the body.</p> + +<p>"Everything's been messed up and pulled about, I suppose," he said.</p> + +<p>"I've touched nothing," said Haydock.</p> + +<p>"No more have I," I said.</p> + +<p>The Inspector busied himself for some time peering at the things on the +table and examining the pool of blood.</p> + +<p>"Ah!" he said in a tone of triumph. "Here's what we want. Clock +overturned when he fell forward. That'll give us the time of the crime. +Twenty-two minutes past six. What time did you say death occurred, +doctor?"</p> + +<p>"I said about half an hour, but—"</p> + +<p>The Inspector consulted his watch.</p> + +<p>"Five minutes past seven. I got word about ten minutes ago, at five +minutes to seven. Discovery of the body was at about a quarter to +seven. I understand you were fetched immediately. Say you examined it +at ten minutes to—Why, that brings it to the identical second almost!"</p> + +<p>"I don't guarantee the time absolutely," said Haydock. "That is an +approximate estimate."</p> + +<p>"Good enough, sir, good enough."</p> + +<p>I had been trying to get a word in.</p> + +<p>"About that clock—"</p> + +<p>"If you'll excuse me, sir, I'll ask you any questions I want to know. +Time's short. What I want is absolute silence."</p> + +<p>"Yes, but I'd like to tell you—"</p> + +<p>"Absolute silence," said the Inspector, glaring at me ferociously.</p> + +<p>I gave him what he asked for.</p> + +<p>He was still peering about the writing table.</p> + +<p>"What was he sitting here for," he grunted. "Did he want to write a +note? Hullo—what's this?"</p> + +<p>He held up a piece of note paper triumphantly. So pleased was he with +his find that he permitted us to come to his side and examine it with +him.</p> + +<p>It was a piece of Vicarage note paper, and it was headed at the top +6.20.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Clement</span> (it began)</p> + +<p><i>Sorry I cannot wait any longer, but I must</i>.... Here the writing +tailed off in a scrawl.</p> + +<p>"Plain as a pike staff," said Inspector Slack triumphantly. "He sits +down here to write this; an enemy comes softly in through the window +and shoots him as he writes. What more do you want?"</p> + +<p>"I'd just like to say—" I began.</p> + +<p>"Out of the way, if you please, sir. I want to see if there are +footprints."</p> + +<p>He went down on his hands and knees, moving towards the open window.</p> + +<p>"I think you ought to know—" I said obstinately.</p> + +<p>The Inspector rose. He spoke without heat, but firmly:</p> + +<p>"We'll go into all that later. I'd be obliged if you gentlemen will +clear out of here. Right out, if you please."</p> + +<p>We permitted ourselves to be shooed out like children.</p> + +<p>Hours seemed to have passed—yet it was only a quarter past seven.</p> + +<p>"Well," said Haydock. "That's that. When that conceited ass wants me, +you can send him over to the surgery. So long."</p> + +<p>"The mistress is back," said Mary, making a brief appearance from the +kitchen. Her eyes were round and agog with excitement. "Come in about +five minutes ago."</p> + +<p>I found Griselda in the drawing room. She looked frightened, but +excited.</p> + +<p>I told her everything and she listened attentively.</p> + +<p>"The letter is headed 6.20," I ended. "And the clock fell over and has +stopped at 6.22."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Griselda. "But that clock, didn't you tell him that it was +always kept a quarter of an hour fast?"</p> + +<p>"No," I said. "I didn't. He wouldn't let me. I tried my best."</p> + +<p>Griselda was frowning in a puzzled manner.</p> + +<p>"But, Len," she said. "That makes the whole thing perfectly +extraordinary. Because when that clock said twenty past six it was +really five minutes past, and at five minutes past I don't suppose +Colonel Protheroe had even arrived at the house."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_6">Chapter 6</h2> +</div> + + +<p>We puzzled over the business of the clock for some time, but we could +make nothing of it. Griselda said I ought to make another effort and +tell Inspector Slack about it, but on that point I was feeling what I +can only describe as "mulish."</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack had been abominably and most unnecessarily rude. I +was looking forward to a moment when I could produce my valuable +contribution and effect his discomfiture. I would then say in a tone of +mild reproach:</p> + +<p>"If you had only listened to me, Inspector Slack—"</p> + +<p>I expected that he would at least speak to me before he left the house, +but to our surprise we learned from Mary that he had departed, having +locked up the study door and issued orders that no one was to attempt +to enter the room.</p> + +<p>Griselda suggested going up to Old Hall.</p> + +<p>"It will be so awful for Anne Protheroe—with the police and +everything," she said. "Perhaps I might be able to do something for +her."</p> + +<p>I cordially approved of this plan, and Griselda set off with +instructions that she was to telephone to me if she thought that I +could be of any use or comfort to either of the ladies.</p> + +<p>I now proceeded to ring up the Sunday School teachers who were coming +at 7.45 for their weekly preparation class. I thought that under the +circumstances it would be better to put them off.</p> + +<p>Dennis was the next person to arrive on the scene, having just +returned from a tennis party. The fact that murder had taken place at +the Vicarage seemed to afford him acute satisfaction.</p> + +<p>"Fancy being right on the spot in a murder case," he exclaimed. "I've +always wanted to be right in the midst of one. Why have the police +locked up the study? Wouldn't one of the other door keys fit it?"</p> + +<p>I refused to allow anything of the sort to be attempted. Dennis gave +in with a bad grace. After extracting every possible detail from me he +went out into the garden to look for footprints, remarking cheerfully +that it was lucky it was only old Protheroe, whom everyone disliked.</p> + +<p>His cheerful callousness rather grated on me, but I reflected that I +was perhaps being hard on the boy. At Dennis' age a detective story is +one of the best things in life, and to find a real detective story, +complete with corpse, waiting on one's own front doorstep, so to speak, +is bound to send a healthy minded boy into the seventh heaven of +enjoyment. Death means very little to a boy of sixteen.</p> + +<p>Griselda came back in about an hour's time. She had seen Anne +Protheroe, having arrived just after the Inspector had broken the news +to her.</p> + +<p>On hearing that Mrs. Protheroe had last seen her husband in the village +about a quarter to six, and that she had no light of any kind to throw +upon the matter, he had taken his departure, explaining that he would +return on the morrow for a fuller interview.</p> + +<p>"He was quite decent in his way," said Griselda grudgingly.</p> + +<p>"How did Mrs. Protheroe take it?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"Well—she was very quiet—but then she always is."</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said. "I can't imagine Anne Protheroe going into hysterics."</p> + +<p>"Of course it was a great shock. You could see that. She thanked me for +coming and said she was very grateful, but that there was nothing I +could do."</p> + +<p>"What about Lettice?"</p> + +<p>"She was out playing tennis somewhere. She hadn't got home yet."</p> + +<p>There was a pause and then Griselda said:</p> + +<p>"You know, Len, she was really very queer—very queer indeed."</p> + +<p>"The shock," I suggested.</p> + +<p>"Yes—I suppose so. And yet—" Griselda furrowed her brows perplexedly. +"It wasn't like that somehow. She didn't seem so much bowled over +as—well—terrified."</p> + +<p>"Terrified?"</p> + +<p>"Yes—not showing it, you know. At least not meaning to show it. But a +queer, watchful look in her eyes. I wonder if she has a sort of idea +who did kill him. She asked again and again if anyone was suspected."</p> + +<p>"Did she?" I said thoughtfully.</p> + +<p>"Yes. Of course Anne's got marvellous self-control, but one could see +that she was terribly upset. More so than I would have thought, for +after all it wasn't as though she were so devoted to him. I should have +said she rather disliked him, if anything."</p> + +<p>"Death alters one's feelings sometimes," I said.</p> + +<p>"Yes, I suppose so."</p> + +<p>Dennis came in and was full of excitement over a footprint he had found +in one of the flower beds. He was sure that the police had overlooked +it, and that it would turn out to be the turning point of the mystery.</p> + +<p>I spent a troubled night. Dennis was up and about and out of the house +long before breakfast, to "study the latest developments," as he said.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless it was not he, but Mary, who brought us the morning's +sensational bit of news.</p> + +<p>We had just sat down to breakfast when she burst into the room, her +cheeks red and her eyes shining, and addressed us with her customary +lack of ceremony.</p> + +<p>"Would you believe it? The baker's just told me. They've arrested young +Mr. Redding."</p> + +<p>"Arrested Lawrence," cried Griselda incredulously. "Impossible. It must +be some stupid mistake."</p> + +<p>"No mistake about it, Mum," said Mary with a kind of gloating +exultation. "Mr. Redding, he went there himself and gave himself up. +Last night last thing. Went right in, threw down the pistol on the +table and, 'I did it,' he says. Just like that."</p> + +<p>She looked at us both, nodded her head vigorously, and withdrew, +satisfied with the effect she had produced. Griselda and I stared at +each other.</p> + +<p>"Oh! it isn't true," said Griselda. "It <i>can't</i> be true."</p> + +<p>She noticed my silence and said, "Len, <i>you</i> don't think it's true?"</p> + +<p>I found it hard to answer her. I sat silent, thoughts whirling through +my head.</p> + +<p>"He must be mad," said Griselda. "Absolutely mad. Or do you think they +were looking at the pistol together and it suddenly went off?"</p> + +<p>"That doesn't sound at all a likely thing to happen."</p> + +<p>"But it must have been an accident of some kind. Because there's not a +shadow of a motive. What earthly reason could Lawrence have for killing +Colonel Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>I could have answered that question very decidedly, but I wished to +spare Anne Protheroe as far as possible. There might still be a chance +of keeping her name out of it.</p> + +<p>"Remember, they had had a quarrel," I said.</p> + +<p>"About Lettice and her bathing dress. Yes, but that's absurd. And even +if he and Lettice were engaged secretly, well, that's not a reason for +killing her father."</p> + +<p>"We don't know what the true facts of the case may be, Griselda."</p> + +<p>"You <i>do</i> believe it, Len! Oh! how can you! I tell you, I'm <i>sure</i> +Lawrence never touched a hair of his head."</p> + +<p>"Remember, I met him just outside the gate. He looked like a madman."</p> + +<p>"Yes, but—oh! it's impossible."</p> + +<p>"There's the clock, too," I said. "This explains the clock. Lawrence +must have put it back to 6.22 with the idea of making an alibi for +himself. Look how Inspector Slack fell into the trap."</p> + +<p>"You're wrong, Len. Lawrence knew about that clock being fast. 'Keeping +the Vicar up to time!' he used to say. Lawrence would never have +made the mistake of putting it back to 6.22. He'd have put the hands +somewhere possible—like a quarter to seven."</p> + +<p>"He mayn't have known what time Protheroe got here. Or he may have +simply forgotten about the clock being fast."</p> + +<p>Griselda disagreed.</p> + +<p>"No, if you were committing a murder, you'd be awfully careful about +things like that."</p> + +<p>"You don't know, my dear," I said mildly. "You've never done one."</p> + +<p>Before Griselda could reply, a shadow fell across the breakfast table, +and a very gentle voice said:</p> + +<p>"I hope I am not intruding. You must forgive me. But in the sad +circumstances—the very sad circumstances—"</p> + +<p>It was our neighbour, Miss Marple. Accepting our polite disclaimers, +she stepped in through the window and I drew up a chair for her. She +looked faintly flushed and quite excited.</p> + +<p>"Very terrible, is it not? Poor Colonel Protheroe. Not a very pleasant +man, perhaps, and not exactly popular, but it's none the less sad for +that. And actually shot in the Vicarage study, I understand?"</p> + +<p>I said that that had indeed been the case.</p> + +<p>"But the dear Vicar was not here at the time?" Miss Marple questioned +of Griselda.</p> + +<p>I explained where I had been.</p> + +<p>"Mr. Dennis is not with you this morning?" said Miss Marple glancing +round.</p> + +<p>"Dennis," said Griselda, "fancies himself as an amateur detective. He +is very excited about a footprint he found in one of the flower beds +and I fancy has gone off to tell the police about it."</p> + +<p>"Dear, dear," said Miss Marple. "Such a to-do, is it not? And Mr. +Dennis thinks he knows who committed the crime. Well, I suppose we all +think we know."</p> + +<p>"You mean it is obvious?" said Griselda.</p> + +<p>"No, dear, I didn't mean that at all. I daresay everyone thinks it is +somebody different. That is why it is so important to have <i>proofs</i>. +I, for instance, am quite <i>convinced</i> I know who did it. But I must +admit I haven't one shadow of proof. One must, I know, be very careful +of what one says at a time like this—criminal libel, don't they call +it? I had made up my mind to be <i>most</i> careful with Inspector Slack. He +sent word he would come and see me this morning, but now he has just +'phoned up to say it won't be necessary after all."</p> + +<p>"I suppose, since the arrest, it isn't necessary," I said.</p> + +<p>"The arrest?" Miss Marple leaned forward, her cheeks pink with +excitement. "I didn't know there had been an arrest."</p> + +<p>It is so seldom that Miss Marple is worse informed than we are that I +had taken it for granted that she would know the latest developments.</p> + +<p>"It seems we have been talking at cross purposes," I said. "Yes, there +has been an arrest—Lawrence Redding."</p> + +<p>"Lawrence Redding?" Miss Marple seemed very surprised. "Now I should +not have thought—"</p> + +<p>Griselda interrupted vehemently.</p> + +<p>"I can't believe it even now. No, not though he has actually confessed."</p> + +<p>"Confessed?" said Miss Marple. "You say he has confessed? Oh! dear, I +see I have been sadly at sea—yes, sadly at sea."</p> + +<p>"I can't help feeling it must have been some kind of an accident," said +Griselda. "Don't you think so, Len? I mean his coming forward to give +himself up looks like that."</p> + +<p>Miss Marple leant forward eagerly.</p> + +<p>"He gave himself up, you say?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" said Miss Marple, with a deep sigh. "I am so glad—so very glad."</p> + +<p>I looked at her in some surprise.</p> + +<p>"It shows a true state of remorse, I suppose," I said.</p> + +<p>"Remorse?" Miss Marple looked very surprised. "Oh! but surely dear, +dear Vicar, you don't think that he is guilty?"</p> + +<p>It was my turn to stare.</p> + +<p>"But since he has confessed—"</p> + +<p>"Yes, but that just proves it, doesn't it? I mean that he had nothing +to do with it."</p> + +<p>"No," I said. "I may be dense, but I can't see that it does. If you +have not committed a murder, I cannot see the object of pretending you +have."</p> + +<p>"Oh! of course, there's a reason," said Miss Marple. "Naturally. +There's always a reason, isn't there? And young men are so hot-headed +and often prone to believe the worst."</p> + +<p>She turned to Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Don't you agree with me, my dear?"</p> + +<p>"I—I don't know," said Griselda. "It's difficult to know what to +think. I can't see any reason for Lawrence behaving like a perfect +idiot."</p> + +<p>"If you had seen his face last night—" I began.</p> + +<p>"Tell me," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>I described my homecoming while she listened attentively.</p> + +<p>When I had finished she said:</p> + +<p>"I know that I am very often rather foolish and don't take in things +as I should, but I really do not see your point. It seems to me that +if a young man had made up his mind to the great wickedness of taking +a fellow creature's life, he would not appear distraught about it +afterwards. It would be a premeditated and cold-blooded action and, +though the murderer might be a little flurried and possibly might make +some small mistake, I do not think it likely he would fall into a state +of agitation such as you describe. It is difficult to put oneself in +such a position, but I cannot imagine getting into a state like that +myself."</p> + +<p>"We don't know the circumstances," I argued. "If there was a quarrel, +the shot may have been fired in a sudden gust of passion, and Lawrence +might afterwards have been appalled at what he had done. Indeed, I +prefer to think that that is what did actually occur."</p> + +<p>"I know, dear Mr. Clement, that there are many ways we prefer to look +at things. But one must actually take facts as they are, must one not? +And it does not seem to me that the facts bear the interpretation you +put upon them. Your maid distinctly stated that Mr. Redding was only in +the house a couple of minutes, not long enough, surely, for a quarrel +such as you describe. And then again, I understand the Colonel was shot +through the back of the head while he was writing a letter—at least +that is what my maid told me."</p> + +<p>"Quite true," said Griselda. "He seems to have been writing a note to +say he couldn't wait any longer. The note was dated 6.20, and the clock +on the table was overturned and had stopped at 6.22, and that's just +what has been puzzling Len and myself so frightfully."</p> + +<p>She explained our custom of keeping the clock a quarter of an hour fast.</p> + +<p>"Very curious," said Miss Marple. "Very curious indeed. But the note +seems to me even more curious still. I mean—"</p> + +<p>She stopped and looked round. Lettice Protheroe was standing outside +the window. She came in, nodding to us and murmuring, "Morning."</p> + +<p>She dropped into a chair and said, with rather more animation than +usual, "They've arrested Lawrence, I hear."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Griselda. "It's been a great shock to us."</p> + +<p>"I never really thought anyone would murder Father," said Lettice. She +was obviously taking a pride in letting no hint of distress or emotion +escape her. "Lots of people wanted to, I'm sure. There are times when +I'd have liked to do it myself."</p> + +<p>"Won't you have something to eat or drink, Lettice?" asked Griselda.</p> + +<p>"No, thank you. I just drifted round to see if you'd got my beret +here—a queer little yellow one. I think I left it in the study the +other day."</p> + +<p>"If you did, it's there still," said Griselda. "Mary never tidies +anything."</p> + +<p>"I'll go and see," said Lettice rising. "Sorry to be such a bother, but +I seem to have lost everything else in the hat line."</p> + +<p>"I'm afraid you can't get it now," I said. "Inspector Slack has locked +the room up."</p> + +<p>"Oh! what a bore. Can't we get in through the window?"</p> + +<p>"I'm afraid not. It is latched in the inside. Surely, Lettice, a yellow +beret won't be much good to you at present?"</p> + +<p>"You mean mourning and all that? I shan't bother about mourning. +I think it's an awfully archaic idea. It's a nuisance about +Lawrence—yes, it's a nuisance."</p> + +<p>She got up and stood frowning abstractedly.</p> + +<p>"I suppose it's all on account of me and my bathing dress. So silly, +the whole thing."</p> + +<p>Griselda opened her mouth to say something, but for some unexplained +reason shut it again.</p> + +<p>A curious smile came to Lettice's lips.</p> + +<p>"I think," she said softly, "I'll go home and tell Anne about Lawrence +being arrested."</p> + +<p>She went out of the window again. Griselda turned to Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"Why did you step on my foot?"</p> + +<p>The old lady was smiling.</p> + +<p>"I thought you were going to say something, my dear. And it is often so +much better to let things develop on their own lines. I don't think, +you know, that that child is half so vague as she pretends to be. She's +got a very definite idea in her head, and she's acting upon it."</p> + +<p>Mary gave a loud knock on the dining-room door and entered hard upon it.</p> + +<p>"What is it?" said Griselda. "And Mary, you must remember not to knock +on doors. I've told you about it before."</p> + +<p>"Thought you might be busy," said Mary. "Colonel Melchett's here. Wants +to see the master."</p> + +<p>Colonel Melchett is Chief Constable of the County. I rose at once.</p> + +<p>"I thought you wouldn't like my leaving him in the hall, so I put him +in the drawing room," went on Mary. "Shall I clear?"</p> + +<p>"Not yet," said Griselda. "I'll ring."</p> + +<p>She turned to Miss Marple and I left the room.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_7">Chapter 7</h2> +</div> + + +<p>Colonel Melchett is a dapper little man with a habit of snorting +suddenly and unexpectedly. He has red hair and rather keen, bright-blue +eyes.</p> + +<p>"Good morning, Vicar," he said. "Nasty business, eh? Poor old +Protheroe. Not that I liked him. I didn't. Nobody did for that matter. +Nasty bit of work for you, too. Hope it hasn't upset your Missus?"</p> + +<p>I said Griselda had taken it very well.</p> + +<p>"That's lucky. Rotten thing to happen in one's house. I must say +I'm surprised at young Redding—doing it the way he did. No sort of +consideration for anyone's feelings."</p> + +<p>A wild desire to laugh came over me, but Colonel Melchett evidently saw +nothing odd in the idea of a murderer being considerate, so I held my +peace.</p> + +<p>"I must say I was rather taken aback when I heard the fellow had +marched in and given himself up," continued Colonel Melchett, dropping +on to a chair.</p> + +<p>"How did it happen, exactly?"</p> + +<p>"Last night. About ten o'clock. Fellow rolls in, throws down a pistol +and says, 'Here I am. I did it.' Just like that."</p> + +<p>"What account does he give of the business?"</p> + +<p>"Precious little. He was warned, of course, about making a statement. +But he merely laughed. Said he came here to see you—found Protheroe +here. They had words and he shot him. Won't say what the quarrel was +about. Look here, Clement—just between you and me—do you know +anything about it? I've heard rumours—about his being forbidden the +house and all that. What was it—did he seduce the daughter, or what? +We don't want to bring the girl into it more than we can help, for +everybody's sake. Was that the trouble?"</p> + +<p>"No," I said. "You can take it from me that it was something quite +different, but I can't say more at the present juncture."</p> + +<p>He nodded and rose.</p> + +<p>"I'm glad to know. There's a lot of talk. Too many women in this part +of the world. Well, I must get along. I've got to see Haydock. He was +called out to some case or other, but he ought to be back by now. I +don't mind telling you I'm sorry about Redding. He always struck me as +a decent young chap. Perhaps they'll think out some kind of defence for +him. Aftereffects of War, shell shock, or something. Especially if no +very adequate motive turns up. I must be off. Like to come along?"</p> + +<p>I said I would like to very much, and we went out together.</p> + +<p>Haydock's house is next door to mine. His servant said the doctor had +just come in, and showed us into the dining room, where Haydock was +sitting down to a steaming plate of eggs and bacon.</p> + +<p>He greeted us with an amiable nod.</p> + +<p>"Sorry I had to go out. Confinement case. I've been up most of the +night, over your business. I've got the bullet for you."</p> + +<p>He shoved a little box along the table. Melchett examined it.</p> + +<p>".25?"</p> + +<p>Haydock nodded.</p> + +<p>"I'll keep the technical details for the inquest," he said. "All you +want to know is that death was practically instantaneous. Silly young +fool, what did he want to do it for? Amazing, by the way, that nobody +heard the shot."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Melchett; "that surprises me."</p> + +<p>"The kitchen window gives on the other side of the house," I said. +"With the study door, the pantry door, and the kitchen door all shut, I +doubt if you would hear anything, and there was no one but the maid in +the house."</p> + +<p>"H'm," said Melchett. "It's odd, all the same. I wonder the old +lady—what's her name—Marple didn't hear it. The study window was +open."</p> + +<p>"Perhaps she did," said Haydock.</p> + +<p>"I don't think she did," said I. "She was over at the Vicarage just +now and she didn't mention anything of the kind, which I'm certain she +would have done if there had been anything to tell."</p> + +<p>"May have heard it and paid no attention to it—thought it was a car +backfiring."</p> + +<p>It struck me that Haydock was looking much more jovial and +good-humoured this morning. He seemed like a man who was decorously +trying to subdue unusually good spirits.</p> + +<p>"Or what about a silencer?" he added. "That's quite likely. Nobody +would hear anything then."</p> + +<p>Melchett shook his head.</p> + +<p>"Slack didn't find anything of the kind, and he asked Redding, and +Redding didn't seem to know what he was talking about at first, and +then denied point-blank using anything of the kind. And I suppose one +can take his word for it."</p> + +<p>"Yes, indeed, poor devil."</p> + +<p>"Damned young fool," said Colonel Melchett. "Sorry, Clement. But he +really is! Somehow one can't get used to thinking of him as a murderer."</p> + +<p>"Any motive?" asked Haydock, taking a final draught of coffee and +pushing back his chair.</p> + +<p>"He says they quarrelled, and he lost his temper and shot him."</p> + +<p>"Hoping for manslaughter, eh?" The doctor shook his head. "That story +doesn't hold water. He stole up behind him as he was writing and shot +him through the head. Precious little 'quarrel' about that."</p> + +<p>"Anyway, there wouldn't have been time for a quarrel," I said, +remembering Miss Marple's words. "To creep up, shoot him, alter the +clock hands back to 6.22, and leave again would have taken him all his +time. I shall never forget his face when I met him outside the gate, or +the way he said, 'You want to see Protheroe—Oh! you'll see him all +right!' That in itself ought to have made me suspicious of what had +just taken place a few minutes before."</p> + +<p>Haydock stared at me.</p> + +<p>"What do you mean—what had just taken place? When do you think Redding +shot him?"</p> + +<p>"A few minutes before I got to the house."</p> + +<p>The doctor shook his head.</p> + +<p>"Impossible. Plumb impossible. He'd been dead much longer than that."</p> + +<p>"But, my dear man," cried Colonel Melchett. "You said yourself that +half an hour was only an approximate estimate."</p> + +<p>"Half an hour, thirty-five minutes, twenty-five minutes, twenty +minutes—possibly, but less, no. Why, the body would have been warm +when I got to it."</p> + +<p>We stared at each other. Haydock's face had changed. It had gone +suddenly gray and old. I wondered at the change in him.</p> + +<p>"But look here, Haydock." The Colonel found his voice. "If Redding +admits shooting him at a quarter to seven—"</p> + +<p>Haydock sprang to his feet.</p> + +<p>"I tell you it's impossible," he roared. "If Redding says he killed +Protheroe at a quarter to seven, then Redding lies. Hang it all, I tell +you I'm a doctor, and I know. The blood had begun to congeal."</p> + +<p>"If Redding is lying—" began Melchett. He stopped, shook his head.</p> + +<p>"We'd better go down to the police station and see him," he said.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_8">Chapter 8</h2> +</div> + + +<p>We were rather silent on our way down to the police station. Haydock +drew behind a little and murmured to me.</p> + +<p>"You know I don't like the look of this. I don't like it. There's +something here we don't understand."</p> + +<p>He looked thoroughly worried and upset.</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack was at the police station, and presently we found +ourselves face to face with Lawrence Redding.</p> + +<p>He looked pale and strained but quite composed—marvellously so, I +thought, considering the circumstances. Melchett snorted and hummed, +obviously nervous.</p> + +<p>"Look here, Redding," he said. "I understand you made a statement +to Inspector Slack here. You state you went to the Vicarage at +approximately a quarter to seven, found Protheroe there, quarrelled +with him, shot him and came away. I'm not reading it over to you, but +that's the gist of it."</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"I'm going to ask you a few questions. You've already been told that +you needn't answer them unless you choose. Your solicitor—"</p> + +<p>Lawrence interrupted.</p> + +<p>"I've nothing to hide. I killed Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"Ah! well—" Melchett snorted. "How did you happen to have a pistol +with you?"</p> + +<p>Lawrence hesitated.</p> + +<p>"It was in my pocket."</p> + +<p>"You took it with you to the Vicarage?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"Why?"</p> + +<p>"I always take it."</p> + +<p>He had hesitated again before answering, and I was absolutely sure that +he was not speaking the truth.</p> + +<p>"Why did you put the clock back?"</p> + +<p>"The clock?"</p> + +<p>He seemed puzzled.</p> + +<p>"Yes, the hands pointed to 6.22."</p> + +<p>A look of fear sprang up in his face.</p> + +<p>"Oh! that—yes. I—I altered it."</p> + +<p>Haydock spoke suddenly.</p> + +<p>"Where did you shoot Colonel Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"In the study at the Vicarage."</p> + +<p>"I mean in what part of the body?"</p> + +<p>"Oh!—I—through the head I think. Yes, through the head."</p> + +<p>"Aren't you sure?"</p> + +<p>"Since you know, I can't see why it is necessary to ask me."</p> + +<p>It was a feeble kind of bluster. There was some commotion outside. A +constable without a helmet brought in a note.</p> + +<p>"For the Vicar. It says 'very urgent' on it."</p> + +<p>I tore it open and read:</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p>"<i>Please—please—come to me. I don't know what to do. It is all too +awful. I want to tell someone. Please come immediately, and bring +anyone you like with you.</i> <span class="smcap">Anne Protheroe.</span>"</p> +</div> + +<p>I gave Melchett a meaning glance. He took the hint. We all went out +together. Glancing over my shoulder I had a glimpse of Lawrence +Redding's face. His eyes were rivetted on the paper in my hand, and I +have hardly ever seen such a terrible look of anguish and despair in +any human being's face.</p> + +<p>I remembered Anne Protheroe sitting on my sofa and saying, "I'm a +desperate woman"; and my heart grew heavy within me. I saw now the +possible reason for Lawrence Redding's heroic self-accusation.</p> + +<p>Melchett was speaking to Slack.</p> + +<p>"Have you got any line on Redding's movements earlier in the day? +There's some reason to think he shot Protheroe earlier than he says. +Get on to it, will you?"</p> + +<p>He turned to me and, without a word, I handed him Anne Protheroe's +letter. He read it and pursed up his lips in astonishment. Then he +looked at me inquiringly.</p> + +<p>"Is this what you were hinting at this morning?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. I was not sure then if it was my duty to speak. I am quite sure +now." And I told him of what I had seen that night in the studio.</p> + +<p>The Colonel had a few words with the Inspector, and then we set off for +Old Hall. Dr. Haydock came with us.</p> + +<p>A very correct butler opened the door, with just the right amount of +gloom in his bearing.</p> + +<p>"Good morning," said Melchett. "Will you ask Mrs. Protheroe's maid to +tell her we are here and would like to see her; and then return here +and answer a few questions."</p> + +<p>The butler hurried away, and presently returned with the news that he +had dispatched the message.</p> + +<p>"Now, let's hear something about yesterday," said Colonel Melchett. +"Your master was in to lunch?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"And in his usual spirits?"</p> + +<p>"As far as I could see; yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"What happened after that?"</p> + +<p>"After luncheon Mrs. Protheroe went to lie down, and the Colonel +went to his study. Miss Lettice went out to a tennis party in the +two-seater. Colonel and Mrs. Protheroe had tea at four-thirty, in the +drawing room. The car was ordered for five-thirty to take them to the +village. Immediately after they had left, Mr. Clement rang up"—he +bowed to me. "I told him they had started."</p> + +<p>"H'm," said Colonel Melchett. "When was Mr. Redding last here?"</p> + +<p>"On Tuesday afternoon, sir."</p> + +<p>"I understand that there was a disagreement between them?"</p> + +<p>"I believe so, sir. The Colonel gave me orders that Mr. Redding was not +to be admitted in future."</p> + +<p>"Did you overhear the quarrel at all?" asked Colonel Melchett bluntly.</p> + +<p>"Colonel Protheroe, sir, had a very loud voice, especially when it was +raised in anger. I was unable to help overhearing a few words here and +there."</p> + +<p>"Enough to tell you the cause of the dispute?"</p> + +<p>"I understood, sir, that it had to do with a portrait Mr. Redding had +been painting—a portrait of Miss Lettice."</p> + +<p>Melchett grunted.</p> + +<p>"Did you see Mr. Redding when he left?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir; I let him out."</p> + +<p>"Did he seem angry?"</p> + +<p>"No, sir; if I may say so, he seemed rather amused."</p> + +<p>"Ah! He didn't come to the house yesterday?"</p> + +<p>"No, sir."</p> + +<p>"Anyone else come?"</p> + +<p>"Not yesterday, sir."</p> + +<p>"Well, the day before?"</p> + +<p>"Mr. Dennis Clement came in the afternoon. And Dr. Stone was here for +some time. And there was a lady in the evening."</p> + +<p>"A lady?" Melchett was surprised. "Who was she?"</p> + +<p>The butler couldn't remember her name. It was a lady he had not seen +before. Yes, she had given her name, and when he told her that the +family were at dinner, she had said that she would wait. So he had +shown her into the little morning room.</p> + +<p>She had asked for Colonel Protheroe, not Mrs. Protheroe. He had told +the Colonel, and the Colonel had gone to the morning room directly +dinner was over.</p> + +<p>How long had the lady stayed? He thought about half an hour. The +Colonel himself had let her out. Ah! yes, he remembered her name now. +The lady had been a Mrs. Lestrange.</p> + +<p>This was a surprise.</p> + +<p>"Curious," said Melchett. "Really very curious."</p> + +<p>But we pursued the matter no further, for at that moment a message came +that Mrs. Protheroe would see us.</p> + +<p>Anne was in bed. Her face was pale and her eyes very bright. There was +a look on her face that puzzled me—a kind of grim determination.</p> + +<p>She spoke to me.</p> + +<p>"Thank you for coming so promptly," she said. "I see you've understood +what I meant by bringing anyone you liked with you."</p> + +<p>She paused.</p> + +<p>"It's best to get it over quickly, isn't it?" she said. She gave a +queer, half-pathetic little smile. "I suppose you're the person I +ought to say it to, Colonel Melchett. You see, it was I who killed my +husband."</p> + +<p>Colonel Melchett said gently:</p> + +<p>"My dear Mrs. Protheroe—"</p> + +<p>"Oh! it's quite true. I suppose I've said it rather bluntly, but I +never can go into hysterics over anything. I've hated him for a long +time, and yesterday I shot him."</p> + +<p>She lay back on the pillows and closed her eyes.</p> + +<p>"That's all. I suppose you'll arrest me and take me away. I'll get up +and dress as soon as I can. At the moment I am feeling rather sick."</p> + +<p>"Are you aware, Mrs. Protheroe, that Mr. Lawrence Redding has already +accused himself of committing the crime?"</p> + +<p>Anne opened her eyes and nodded brightly.</p> + +<p>"I know. Silly boy. He's very much in love with me, you know. It was +frightfully noble of him—but very silly."</p> + +<p>"He knew that it was you who had committed the crime?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"How did he know?"</p> + +<p>She hesitated.</p> + +<p>"Did you tell him?"</p> + +<p>Still she hesitated. Then at last she seemed to make up her mind.</p> + +<p>"Yes—I told him."</p> + +<p>She twitched her shoulders with a movement of irritation.</p> + +<p>"Can't you go away now? I've told you. I don't want to talk about it +anymore."</p> + +<p>"Where did you get the pistol, Mrs. Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"The pistol? Oh! it was my husband's. I got it out of the drawer of his +dressing table."</p> + +<p>"I see. And you took it with you to the Vicarage?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. I knew he would be there—"</p> + +<p>"What time was this?"</p> + +<p>"It must have been after six—quarter—twenty past—something like +that."</p> + +<p>"You took the pistol meaning to shoot your husband?"</p> + +<p>"No—I—I meant it for myself."</p> + +<p>"I see. But you went to the Vicarage?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. I went along to the window. There were no voices. I looked in. I +saw my husband. Something came over me—and I fired."</p> + +<p>"And then?"</p> + +<p>"Then? Oh! then I went away."</p> + +<p>"And told Mr. Redding what you had done?"</p> + +<p>Again I noticed the hesitation in her voice before she said, "Yes."</p> + +<p>"Did anybody see you entering or leaving the Vicarage?"</p> + +<p>"No—at least, yes. Old Miss Marple. I talked to her a few minutes. She +was in her garden."</p> + +<p>She moved restlessly on the pillows.</p> + +<p>"Isn't that enough? I've told you. Why do you want to go on bothering +me?"</p> + +<p>Dr. Haydock moved to her side and felt her pulse.</p> + +<p>He beckoned to Melchett.</p> + +<p>"I'll stay with her," he said in a whisper, "while you make the +necessary arrangements. She oughtn't to be left. Might do herself a +mischief."</p> + +<p>Melchett nodded.</p> + +<p>We left the room and descended the stairs. I saw a thin, cadaverous +looking man come out of the adjoining room and, on impulse, I remounted +the stairs.</p> + +<p>"Are you Colonel Protheroe's valet?"</p> + +<p>The man looked surprised.</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"Do you know whether your late master kept a pistol anywhere?"</p> + +<p>"Not that I know of, sir."</p> + +<p>"Not in one of the drawers of his dressing table? Think, man."</p> + +<p>The valet shook his head decisively.</p> + +<p>"I'm quite sure he didn't, sir. I'd have seen it if so. Bound to."</p> + +<p>I hurried down the stairs after the others.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Protheroe had lied about the pistol.</p> + +<p>Why?</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_9">Chapter 9</h2> +</div> + + +<p>After leaving a message at the police station, the Chief Constable +announced his intention of paying a visit to Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"You'd better come with me, Vicar," he said. "I don't want to give a +member of your flock hysterics. So lend the weight of your soothing +presence."</p> + +<p>I smiled. For all her fragile appearance, Miss Marple is capable of +holding her own with any policeman or chief constable in existence.</p> + +<p>"What's she like?" asked the Colonel as we rang the bell. "Anything she +says to be depended upon or otherwise?"</p> + +<p>I considered the matter.</p> + +<p>"I think she is quite dependable," I said cautiously. "That is, in +so far as she is talking of what she has actually seen. Beyond that, +of course, when you get on to what she thinks—well, that is another +matter. She has a powerful imagination, and systematically thinks the +worst of everyone."</p> + +<p>"The typical elderly spinster, in fact," said Melchett with a laugh. +"Well, I ought to know the breed by now. Gad, the tea parties down +here!"</p> + +<p>We were admitted by a very diminutive maid and shown into a small +drawing room.</p> + +<p>"A bit crowded," said Colonel Melchett, looking round. "But plenty of +good stuff. A lady's room, eh, Clement?"</p> + +<p>I agreed, and at that moment the door opened and Miss Marple made her +appearance.</p> + +<p>"Very sorry to bother you, Miss Marple," said the Colonel when I had +introduced him, putting on his bluff, military manner, which he had an +idea was attractive to elderly ladies. "Got to do my duty, you know."</p> + +<p>"Of course, of course," said Miss Marple. "I quite understand. Won't +you sit down? And might I offer you a little glass of cherry brandy? My +own making. A recipe of my grandmother's."</p> + +<p>"Thank you very much, Miss Marple. Very kind of you. But I think I +won't. Nothing till lunch time, that's my motto. Now, I want to talk to +you about this sad business—very sad business indeed. Upset us all, +I'm sure. Well, it seems possible that, owing to the position of your +house and garden, you may have been able to tell us something we want +to know about yesterday evening."</p> + +<hr class="chap"> + +<div class="figcenter"> + <img src="images/illus3.jpg" alt=""> +</div> + +<hr class="chap"> + +<p>"As a matter of fact, I was in my little garden from five o'clock +onwards yesterday, and of course from there—well, one simply cannot +help seeing anything that is going on next door."</p> + +<p>"I understand, Miss Marple, that Mrs. Protheroe passed this way +yesterday evening?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, she did. I called out to her, and she admired my roses."</p> + +<p>"Could you tell us about what time that was?"</p> + +<p>"I should say it was just a minute or two after a quarter past six. +Yes, that's right. The church clock had just chimed the quarter."</p> + +<p>"Very good. What happened next?"</p> + +<p>"Well, Mrs. Protheroe said she was calling for her husband at the +Vicarage, so that they could go home together. She had come along the +lane, you understand, and she went into the Vicarage by the back gate +and across the garden."</p> + +<p>"She came from the lane?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, I'll show you."</p> + +<p>Full of eagerness, Miss Marple led us out into the garden, and pointed +out the lane that ran along by the bottom of her garden.</p> + +<p>"The path opposite with the stile leads to the Hall," she explained. +"That was the way they were going home together. Mrs. Protheroe came +from the village."</p> + +<p>"Perfectly, perfectly," said Colonel Melchett. "And she went across to +the Vicarage, you say?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. I saw her turn the corner of the house. I suppose the Colonel +wasn't there yet, because she came back almost immediately, and went +down the lawn to the studio—that building there. The one the Vicar +lets Mr. Redding use as a studio."</p> + +<p>"I see. And—you didn't happen to hear a shot, Miss Marple?"</p> + +<p>"I didn't hear a shot then," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"But you did hear one some time?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, I think there was a shot somewhere in the woods. But quite five +or ten minutes afterwards—and, as I say, out in the woods. At least, I +think so. It couldn't have been—surely it couldn't have been—"</p> + +<p>She stopped, pale with excitement.</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes, we'll come to all that presently," said Colonel Melchett. +"Please go on with your story. Mrs. Protheroe went down to the studio?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, she went inside and waited. Presently Mr. Redding came along the +lane from the village. He came to the Vicarage gate, looked all round—"</p> + +<p>"And saw you, Miss Marple."</p> + +<p>"As a matter of fact, he didn't see me," said Miss Marple flushing +slightly. "Because, you see, just at that minute I was bending right +over—trying to get up one of those nasty dandelions, you know. So +difficult. And then he went through the gate and down to the studio."</p> + +<p>"He didn't go near the house?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! no, he went straight to the studio. Mrs. Protheroe came to the +door to meet him, and then they both went inside."</p> + +<p>Here Miss Marple contributed a singularly eloquent pause.</p> + +<p>"Perhaps she was sitting to him?" I suggested.</p> + +<p>"Perhaps," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"And they came out—when?"</p> + +<p>"About ten minutes later."</p> + +<p>"That was roughly?"</p> + +<p>"The church clock had chimed the half hour. They strolled +out through the garden gate and along the lane, and, just at that +minute, Dr. Stone came down the path leading to the Hall, and climbed +over the stile and joined them. They all walked towards the village +together. At the end of the lane, I think, but I can't be quite sure, +they were joined by Miss Cram. I think it must have been Miss Cram, +because her skirts were so short."</p> + +<p>"You must have very good eyesight, Miss Marple, if you can observe as +far as that."</p> + +<p>"I was observing a bird," said Miss Marple. "A golden-crested wren, I +think he was. A sweet little fellow. I had my glasses out, and that's +how I happened to see Miss Cram (if it was Miss Cram, and I think so) +join them."</p> + +<p>"Ah! well, that may be so," said Colonel Melchett. "Now, since you seem +very good at observing, did you happen to notice, Miss Marple, what +sort of expression Mrs. Protheroe and Mr. Redding had as they passed +along the lane?"</p> + +<p>"They were smiling and talking," said Miss Marple. "They seemed very +happy to be together, if you know what I mean."</p> + +<p>"They didn't seem upset or disturbed in any way?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! no. Just the opposite."</p> + +<p>"Deuced odd," said the Colonel. "There's something deuced odd about the +whole thing."</p> + +<p>Miss Marple suddenly took our breath away by remarking in a placid +voice:</p> + +<p>"Has Mrs. Protheroe been saying that she committed the crime now?"</p> + +<p>"Upon my soul," said the Colonel. "How did you come to guess that, Miss +Marple?"</p> + +<p>"Well, I rather thought it might happen," said Miss Marple. "I think +dear Lettice thought so too. She's really a very sharp girl. Not always +very scrupulous, I'm afraid. So Anne Protheroe says she killed her +husband. Well, well. I don't think it's true. No, I'm almost sure it +isn't true. Not with a woman like Anne Protheroe. Although one never +can be quite sure about anyone, can one? At least that's what I've +found. When does she say she shot him?"</p> + +<p>"At twenty minutes past six. Just after speaking to you."</p> + +<p>Miss Marple shook her head slowly and pityingly. The pity was, I think, +for two full grown men being so foolish as to believe such a story. At +least that is what we felt like.</p> + +<p>"What did she shoot him with?"</p> + +<p>"A pistol."</p> + +<p>"Where did she find it?"</p> + +<p>"She brought it with her."</p> + +<p>"Well, that she didn't do," said Miss Marple with unexpected decision. +"I can swear to that. She'd no such thing with her."</p> + +<p>"You mightn't have seen it."</p> + +<p>"Of course I should have seen it."</p> + +<p>"If it had been in her handbag."</p> + +<p>"She wasn't carrying a handbag."</p> + +<p>"Well, it might have been concealed—er—upon her person."</p> + +<p>Miss Marple directed a glance of sorrow and scorn upon him.</p> + +<p>"My dear Colonel Melchett. You know what young women are nowadays. Not +ashamed to show exactly how the creator made them. She hadn't so much +as a handkerchief in the top of her stocking."</p> + +<p>Melchett was obstinate.</p> + +<p>"You must admit that it all fits in," he said. "The time, the +overturned clock pointing to 6.22—"</p> + +<p>Miss Marple turned on me.</p> + +<p>"Do you mean you haven't told him about that clock yet?"</p> + +<p>"What about the clock, Clement?"</p> + +<p>I told him. He showed a good deal of annoyance.</p> + +<p>"Why on earth didn't you tell Slack this last night?"</p> + +<p>"Because," I said, "he wouldn't let me."</p> + +<p>"Nonsense, you ought to have insisted."</p> + +<p>"Probably," I said, "Inspector Slack behaves quite differently to you +than he does to me. I had no earthly chance of insisting."</p> + +<p>"It's an extraordinary business altogether," said Melchett. "If a third +person comes along and claims to have done this murder, I shall go into +a lunatic asylum."</p> + +<p>"If I might be allowed to suggest—" murmured Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"Well?"</p> + +<p>"If you were to tell Mr. Redding what Mrs. Protheroe has done, and then +explain that you don't really believe it is her; and then if you were +to go to Mrs. Protheroe and tell her that Mr. Redding is all right—why +then, they might each of them tell you the truth. And the truth <i>is</i> +helpful, though I daresay they don't know very much themselves, poor +things."</p> + +<p>"It's all very well, but they are the only two people who had a motive +for making away with Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"Oh! I wouldn't say that, Colonel Melchett," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"Why, can you think of anyone else?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! yes, indeed. Why," she counted on her fingers, "one, two, three, +four, five, six—yes, and a possible seven. I can think of at least +seven people who might be very glad to have Colonel Protheroe out of +the way."</p> + +<p>The Colonel looked at her feebly.</p> + +<p>"Seven people? In St. Mary Mead?"</p> + +<p>Miss Marple nodded brightly.</p> + +<p>"Mind you, I name no names," she said. "That wouldn't be right. But I'm +afraid there's a lot of wickedness in the world. A nice, honourable, +upright soldier like you doesn't know about these things, Colonel +Melchett."</p> + +<p>I thought the Chief Constable was going to have apoplexy.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_10">Chapter 10</h2> +</div> + + +<p>His remarks on the subject of Miss Marple as we left the house were far +from complimentary.</p> + +<p>"I really believe that wizened-up old maid thinks she knows everything +there is to know. And hardly been out of this village all her life. +Preposterous. What can she know of life?"</p> + +<p>I said mildly that, though doubtless Miss Marple knew next to nothing +of life with a capital L, she knew practically everything that went on +in St. Mary Mead.</p> + +<p>Melchett admitted that grudgingly. She was a valuable +witness—particularly valuable from Mrs. Protheroe's point of view.</p> + +<p>"I suppose there's no doubt about what she says, eh?"</p> + +<p>"If Miss Marple says she had no pistol with her, you can take it for +granted that it is so," I said. "If there was the least possibility of +such a thing, Miss Marple would have been on to it like a knife."</p> + +<p>"That's true enough. We'd better go and have a look at the studio."</p> + +<p>The so-called studio was a mere rough shed with a skylight. There were +no windows, and the door was the only means of entrance or egress. +Satisfied on this score, Melchett announced his intention of visiting +the Vicarage with the Inspector.</p> + +<p>I nodded.</p> + +<p>"I'm going to the police station now."</p> + +<p>As I entered through the front door, a murmur of voices caught my ear. +I opened the drawing-room door.</p> + +<p>On the sofa beside Griselda, conversing animatedly, sat Miss Gladys +Cram. Her legs, which were encased in particularly shiny pink +stockings, were crossed, and I had every opportunity of observing that +she wore pink striped silk knickers.</p> + +<p>"Hullo, Len," said Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Good morning, Mr. Clement," said Miss Cram. "Isn't the news about the +Colonel reely too awful? Poor old gentleman."</p> + +<p>"Miss Cram," said my wife, "very kindly came in to offer to help us +with the Guides. We asked for helpers last Sunday, you remember."</p> + +<p>I did remember, and I was convinced, and so, I knew from her tone, was +Griselda, that the idea of enrolling herself among them would never +have occurred to Miss Cram but for the exciting incident which had +taken place at the Vicarage.</p> + +<p>"I was only just saying to Mrs. Clement," went on Miss Cram, "you could +have struck me all of a heap when I heard the news. A murder? I said. +In this quiet, one-horse village—for quiet it is, you must admit—not +so much as a picture house, and as for Talkies! And then when I heard +it was Colonel Protheroe—why, I simply couldn't believe it. He didn't +seem the kind, somehow, to get murdered."</p> + +<p>I don't know what Miss Cram considers are the necessary qualifications +for being murdered. It has never struck me that the murdered belong to +a special class, but doubtless she had some idea in her golden shingled +head.</p> + +<p>"And so," said Griselda, "Miss Cram came round to find out all about +it."</p> + +<p>I feared this plain speaking might offend the lady, but she merely +flung her head back and laughed uproariously, showing every tooth she +possessed.</p> + +<p>"That's too bad. You're a sharp one, aren't you, Mrs. Clement? But it's +only natural, isn't it, to want to hear the ins and outs of a case like +this? And I'm sure I'm willing enough to help with the Guides in any +way you like. Exciting, that's what it is. I've been stagnating for a +bit of fun. I have; reely I have. Not that my job isn't a very good +one, well paid, and Dr. Stone quite the gentleman in every way. But +a girl wants a bit of life out of office hours, and, except for you, +Mrs. Clement, who is there in the place to talk to, except a lot of old +cats?"</p> + +<p>"There's Lettice Protheroe," I said.</p> + +<p>Gladys Cram tossed her head.</p> + +<p>"She's too high and mighty for the likes of me. Fancies herself the +County, and wouldn't demean herself by noticing a girl who had to +work for her living. Not but what I <i>did</i> hear her talking of earning +her living herself. And who'd employ her, I should like to know? Why, +she'd be fired in less than a week. Unless she went as one of those +mannequins, all dressed up and sidling about. She could do that, I +expect."</p> + +<p>"She'd make a very good mannequin," said Griselda. "She's got such a +lovely figure." There's nothing of the cat about Griselda. "When was +she talking of earning her own living?"</p> + +<p>Miss Cram seemed momentarily discomfited, but recovered herself with +her usual archness.</p> + +<p>"That would be telling, wouldn't it?" she said. "But she did say so. +Things not very happy at home, I fancy. Catch me living at home with a +stepmother. I wouldn't sit down under it for a minute."</p> + +<p>"Ah! but you're so high spirited and independent," said Griselda +gravely, and I looked at her with suspicion.</p> + +<p>Miss Cram was clearly pleased.</p> + +<p>"That's right. That's me all over. Can be led, not driven. A palmist +told me that not so very long ago. No, I'm not one to sit down and be +bullied. And I've made it clear all along to Dr. Stone that I must have +my regular times off. These scientific gentlemen, they think a girl's a +kind of machine—half the time they just don't notice her or remember +she's there."</p> + +<p>"Do you find Dr. Stone pleasant to work with? It must be an interesting +job if you are interested in archæology."</p> + +<p>"Of course, I don't know much about it," confessed the girl. "It still +seems to me that digging up people that are dead and have been dead +for hundreds of years isn't—well, it seems a bit nosey, doesn't it? +And there's Dr. Stone so wrapped up in it all that half the time he'd +forget his meals if it wasn't for me."</p> + +<p>"Is he at the barrow this morning?" asked Griselda.</p> + +<p>Miss Cram shook her head.</p> + +<p>"A bit under the weather this morning," she explained. "Not up to doing +any work. That means a holiday for little Gladys."</p> + +<p>"I'm sorry," I said.</p> + +<p>"Oh! it's nothing much. There's not going to be a second death. But +do tell me, Mr. Clement, I hear you've been with the police all the +morning. What do they think?"</p> + +<p>"Well," I said slowly. "There is still a little—uncertainty."</p> + +<p>"Ah!" cried Miss Cram. "Then they don't think it is Mr. Lawrence +Redding after all. So handsome, isn't he? Just like a movie star. And +such a nice smile when he says good morning to you. I really couldn't +believe my ears when I heard the police had arrested him. Still one +always hears they're very stupid—the country police."</p> + +<p>"You can hardly blame them in this instance," I said. "Mr. Redding came +in and gave himself up."</p> + +<p>"What?" the girl was clearly dumbfounded. "Well—of all the poor fish! +If I'd committed the murder, I wouldn't go straight off and give myself +up. I should have thought Lawrence Redding would have had more sense. +To give in like that! What did he kill Protheroe for? Did he say? Was +it just a quarrel?"</p> + +<p>"It's not absolutely certain that he did kill him," I said.</p> + +<p>"But surely—if he says he has—why really, Mr. Clement, he ought to +know."</p> + +<p>"He ought to, certainly," I agreed. "But the police are not satisfied +with his story."</p> + +<p>"But why should he say he'd done it if he hasn't?"</p> + +<p>That was a point on which I had no intention of enlightening Miss Cram. +Instead I said rather vaguely:</p> + +<p>"I believe that in all prominent murder cases, the police receive +numerous letters from people accusing themselves of the crime."</p> + +<p>Miss Cram's reception of this piece of information was:</p> + +<p>"They must be chumps!" in a tone of wonder and scorn.</p> + +<p>She added, "I'd never do a thing like that."</p> + +<p>"I'm sure you wouldn't," I said.</p> + +<p>"Well," she said with a sigh. "I suppose I must be trotting along." She +rose. "Mr. Redding accusing himself of the murder will be a bit of news +for Dr. Stone."</p> + +<p>"Is he interested?" asked Griselda.</p> + +<p>Miss Cram furrowed her brows perplexedly.</p> + +<p>"He's a queer one. You never can tell with him. All wrapped up in the +past. He'd a hundred times rather look at a nasty old bronze knife out +of one of those humps of ground than he would see the knife Crippen cut +up his wife with, supposing he had a chance to."</p> + +<p>"Well," I said. "I must confess I agree with him."</p> + +<p>Miss Cram's eyes expressed incomprehension and slight contempt. Then, +with reiterated good-byes, she took her departure.</p> + +<p>"Not such a bad sort, really," said Griselda as the door closed behind +her. "Terribly common, of course, but one of those big, bouncing, +good-humoured girls that you can't dislike. I wonder what really +brought her here?"</p> + +<p>"Curiosity."</p> + +<p>"Yes, I suppose so. Now, Len, tell me all about it. I'm simply dying to +hear."</p> + +<p>I sat down and recited faithfully all the happenings of the morning, +Griselda interpolating the narrative with little exclamations of +surprise and interest.</p> + +<p>"So it was Anne Lawrence was after all along! Not Lettice. How blind +we've all been. That must have been what old Miss Marple was hinting at +yesterday. Don't you think so?"</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said, averting my eyes.</p> + +<p>Mary entered.</p> + +<p>"There's a couple of men here—come from a newspaper, so they say. Do +you want to see them?"</p> + +<p>"No," I said. "Certainly not. Refer them to Inspector Slack at the +police station."</p> + +<p>Mary nodded and turned away.</p> + +<p>"And when you've got rid of them," I said, "come back here. There's +something I want to ask you."</p> + +<p>Mary nodded again.</p> + +<p>It was some few minutes before she returned.</p> + +<p>"Had a job getting rid of them," she said. "Persistent. You never saw +anything like it. Wouldn't take 'no' for an answer."</p> + +<p>"I expect we shall be a good deal troubled with them," I said. "Now, +Mary, what I want to ask you is this: Are you quite certain you didn't +hear the shot yesterday evening?"</p> + +<p>"The shot that killed him? No, of course I didn't. If I had of done, I +should have gone in to see what had happened."</p> + +<p>"Yes, but—" I was remembering Miss Marple's statement that she had +heard a shot "in the wood." I changed the form of my question. "Did you +hear any other shot—one down in the wood, for instance?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! that." The girl paused. "Yes, now I come to think of it, I believe +I did. Not a lot of shots, just one. Queer sort of bang it was."</p> + +<p>"Exactly," I said. "Now what time was that?"</p> + +<p>"Time?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, time."</p> + +<p>"I couldn't say, I'm sure. Well after tea time. I do know that."</p> + +<p>"Can't you get a little nearer than that?"</p> + +<p>"No, I can't. I've got my work to do, haven't I? I can't go on looking +at clocks the whole time—and it wouldn't be much good anyway—the +alarm loses a good three quarters every day, and what with putting it +on, and one thing and another, I'm never exactly sure what time it is."</p> + +<p>This perhaps explains why our meals are never punctual. They are +sometimes too late and sometimes bewilderingly early.</p> + +<p>"Was it long before Mr. Redding came?"</p> + +<p>"No, it wasn't long. Ten minutes—a quarter of an hour—not longer than +that."</p> + +<p>I nodded my head, satisfied.</p> + +<p>"Is that all?" said Mary. "Because what I mean to say is, I've got the +joint in the oven and the pudding boiling over as likely as not."</p> + +<p>"That's all right. You can go."</p> + +<p>She left the room and I turned to Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Is it quite out of the question to induce Mary to say 'sir' or 'm'am'?"</p> + +<p>"I have told her. She doesn't remember. She's just a raw girl, +remember."</p> + +<p>"I am perfectly aware of that," I said. "But raw things do not +necessarily remain raw forever. I feel a tinge of cooking might be +induced in Mary."</p> + +<p>"Well, I don't agree with you," said Griselda. "You know how little we +can afford to pay a servant. If once we got her smartened up at all, +she'd leave. Naturally. And get higher wages. But as long as Mary can't +cook and has these awful manners—well, we're safe; nobody else would +have her."</p> + +<p>I perceived that my wife's methods of housekeeping were not so entirely +haphazard as I had imagined. A certain amount of reasoning underlay +them. Whether it was worth while having a maid at the price of her not +being able to cook, and having a habit of throwing dishes and remarks +at one with the same disconcerting abruptness was a debatable matter.</p> + +<p>"And anyway," continued Griselda, "you must make allowances for her +manners being worse than usual just now. You can't expect her to feel +exactly sympathetic about Colonel Protheroe's death when he jailed her +young man."</p> + +<p>"Did he jail her young man?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, for poaching. You know, that man Archer. Mary has been walking +out with him for two years."</p> + +<p>"I didn't know that."</p> + +<p>"Darling Len, you never know anything."</p> + +<p>"It's queer," I said, "that everyone says the shot came from the woods."</p> + +<p>"I don't think it's queer at all," said Griselda. "You see, one so +often does hear shots in the wood. So, naturally, when you do hear a +shot, you just assume as a matter of course that it <i>is</i> in the wood. +It probably just sounds a bit louder than usual. Of course, if you were +in the next room, you'd realize that it was in the house, but from +Mary's kitchen, with the window right the other side of the house, I +don't believe you'd ever think of such a thing."</p> + +<p>The door opened again.</p> + +<p>"Colonel Melchett's back," said Mary. "And that police Inspector with +him, and they say they'd be glad if you'd join them. They're in the +study."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_11">Chapter 11</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I saw at a glance that Colonel Melchett and Inspector Slack had not +been seeing eye to eye about the case. Melchett looked flushed and +annoyed, and the Inspector looked sulky.</p> + +<p>"I'm sorry to say," said Melchett, "that Inspector Slack doesn't agree +with me in considering young Redding innocent."</p> + +<p>"If he didn't do it, what does he go and say he did it for?" asked +Slack sceptically.</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Protheroe acted in an exactly similar fashion, remember, Slack."</p> + +<p>"That's different. She's a woman, and women act in that silly way. I'm +not saying she did it, for a moment. She heard he was accused, and she +trumped up a story. I'm used to that sort of game. You wouldn't believe +the fool things I've known women do. But Redding's different. He's got +his head screwed on all right. And if he admits he did it, well, I +say he did do it. It's his pistol—you can't get away from that. And, +thanks to this business of Mrs. Protheroe, we know the motive. That was +the weak point before, but now we know it—why, the whole thing's plain +sailing."</p> + +<p>"You think he can have shot him earlier? At six-thirty, say?"</p> + +<p>"He can't have done that."</p> + +<p>"You've checked up his movements?"</p> + +<p>The Inspector nodded.</p> + +<p>"He was in the village near the Blue Boar at ten past six. From there +he came along the back lane where you say the old lady next door saw +him—she doesn't miss much, I should say,—and kept his appointment +with Mrs. Protheroe in the studio in the garden. They left there +together just after six-thirty and went along the lane to the village, +being joined by Dr. Stone. He corroborates that all right—I've seen +him. They all stood talking just by the post office for a few minutes; +then Mrs. Protheroe went into Miss Hartnell's to borrow a gardening +magazine. That's all right, too. I've seen Miss Hartnell. Mrs. +Protheroe remained there talking to her till just on seven o'clock, +when she exclaimed at the lateness of the hour and said she must get +home."</p> + +<p>"What was her manner?"</p> + +<p>"Very easy and pleasant, Miss Hartnell said. She seemed in good +spirits—Miss Hartnell is quite sure there was nothing on her mind."</p> + +<p>"Well, go on."</p> + +<p>"Redding, he went with Dr. Stone to the Blue Boar, and they had a drink +together. He left there at twenty minutes to seven, went rapidly along +the village street and down the road to the Vicarage. Lots of people +saw him."</p> + +<p>"Not down the back lane this time?" commented the Colonel.</p> + +<p>"No—he came to the front, asked for the Vicar, heard Colonel Protheroe +was there, went in—and shot him—just as he said he did! That's the +truth of it and we needn't look further."</p> + +<p>Melchett shook his head.</p> + +<p>"There's the doctor's evidence. You can't get away from that. Protheroe +was shot not later than six-thirty."</p> + +<p>"Oh! doctors!" Inspector Slack looked contemptuous. "If you're going +to believe doctors. Take out all your teeth—that's what they do +nowadays—and then say they're very sorry, but all the time it was +appendicitis. Doctors!"</p> + +<p>"This isn't a question of diagnosis. Dr. Haydock was absolutely +positive on the point. You can't go against the medical evidence, +Slack."</p> + +<p>"And there's my evidence for what it is worth," I said, suddenly +recalling a forgotten incident. "I touched the body and it was cold. +That I can swear to."</p> + +<p>"You see, Slack?" said Melchett.</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack gave in with a good grace.</p> + +<p>"Well, of course, if that's so. But there it was—a beautiful case. Mr. +Redding only too anxious to be hanged, so to speak."</p> + +<p>"That, in itself, strikes me as a little unnatural," observed Colonel +Melchett.</p> + +<p>"Well, there's no accounting for tastes," said the Inspector. "There's +a lot of gentlemen went a bit balmy after the War. Now, I suppose, it +means starting again at the beginning." He turned on me. "Why you went +out of your way to mislead me about the clock, sir, I can't think. +Obstructing the ends of justice, that's what that was."</p> + +<p>I was stung.</p> + +<p>"I tried to tell you on three separate occasions," I said. "And each +time you shut me up and refused to listen."</p> + +<p>"That's just a way of speaking, sir. You could have told me perfectly +well if you had had a mind to. The clock and the note seemed to tally +perfectly. Now, according to you, the clock was all wrong. I never knew +such a case. What's the sense of keeping a clock a quarter of an hour +fast anyway?"</p> + +<p>"It is supposed," I said, "to induce punctuality."</p> + +<p>The Inspector snorted.</p> + +<p>"I don't think we need go farther into that now, Inspector," said +Colonel Melchett tactfully. "What we want now is the true story from +both Mrs. Protheroe and young Redding. I telephoned to Haydock and +asked him to bring Mrs. Protheroe over here with him. They ought to be +here in about a quarter of an hour. I think it would be as well to have +Redding here first."</p> + +<p>"I'll get on to the station," said Inspector Slack, and took up the +telephone.</p> + +<p>He spoke down it.</p> + +<p>"And now," he said replacing the receiver, "we'll get to work on this +room."</p> + +<p>He looked at me in a meaning fashion.</p> + +<p>"Perhaps," I said, "you'd like me out of the way."</p> + +<p>The Inspector immediately opened the door for me. Melchett called out:</p> + +<p>"Come back when young Redding arrives, will you, Vicar? You're a friend +of his, and you may have sufficient influence to persuade him to speak +the truth."</p> + +<p>I found my wife and Miss Marple with their heads together.</p> + +<p>"We've been discussing all sorts of possibilities," said Griselda. +"I wish you'd solve the case, Miss Marple, like you did the way Miss +Wetherby's gill of pickled shrimps disappeared. And all because it +reminded you of something quite different about a sack of coals."</p> + +<p>"You're laughing, my dear," said Miss Marple. "But after all, that is a +very sound way of arriving at the truth. It's really what people call +intuition and make such a fuss about. Intuition is like reading a word +without having to spell it out. A child can't do that, because it has +had so little experience. But a grown-up person knows the word because +he's seen it often before. You catch my meaning, Vicar?"</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said slowly. "I think I do. You mean that if a thing reminds +you of something else—well, it's probably the same kind of thing."</p> + +<p>"Exactly."</p> + +<p>"And what precisely does the murder of Colonel Protheroe remind you of?"</p> + +<p>Miss Marple sighed.</p> + +<p>"That is just the difficulty. So many parallels come to the mind. For +instance, there was Major Hargraves, a churchwarden and a man highly +respected in every way. And all the time he was keeping a separate +second establishment—a former housemaid, just think of it! And five +children—actually five children—a terrible shock to his wife and +daughter."</p> + +<p>I tried hard to visualize Colonel Protheroe in the rôle of secret +sinner, and failed.</p> + +<p>"And then there was that laundry business," went on Miss Marple. "Miss +Hartnell's opal pin—left most imprudently in a frilled blouse and sent +to the laundry. And the woman who took it didn't want it in the least, +and wasn't by any means a thief. She simply hid it in another woman's +house and told the police she'd seen this other woman take it. Spite, +you know, sheer spite. It's an astonishing motive—spite. A man in it, +of course. There always is."</p> + +<p>This time I failed to see any parallel, however remote. Miss Marple +went on in a dreamy voice,</p> + +<p>"And then there was poor Elwell's daughter—such a pretty, ethereal +girl—tried to stifle her little brother. And there was the money for +the Choir Boys' Outing (before your time, Vicar) actually taken by the +organist. His wife was sadly in debt. Yes, this case makes one think of +so many things—too many. It's very hard to arrive at the truth."</p> + +<p>"I wish you would tell me," I said. "Who were the seven suspects?"</p> + +<p>"The seven suspects?"</p> + +<p>"You said you could think of seven people who would—well, be glad of +Colonel Protheroe's death."</p> + +<p>"Did I? Yes, I remember I did."</p> + +<p>"Was it true?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! certainly it was true. But I mustn't mention names. You can think +of them quite easily yourself, I am sure."</p> + +<p>"Indeed I can't. There is Lettice Protheroe, I suppose, since she +probably comes into money on her father's death. But it is absurd to +think of her in such a connection, and outside her I can think of +nobody."</p> + +<p>"And you, my dear?" said Miss Marple, turning to Griselda.</p> + +<p>Rather to my surprise Griselda coloured up. Something very like tears +started into her eyes. She clenched both her small hands.</p> + +<p>"Oh!" she cried indignantly. "People are hateful—hateful. The things +they say! The beastly things they say!"</p> + +<p>I looked at her curiously. It is very unlike Griselda to be so upset. +She noticed my glance and tried to smile.</p> + +<p>"Don't look at me as though I were an interesting specimen you didn't +understand, Len. Don't let's get heated and wander from the point. I +don't believe that it was Lawrence or Anne, and Lettice is out of the +question. There must be some clue or other that would help us."</p> + +<p>"There is the note, of course," said Miss Marple. "You will remember my +saying this morning that that struck me as exceedingly peculiar."</p> + +<p>"It seems to fix the time of his death with remarkable accuracy," I +said. "And yet, is that possible? Mrs. Protheroe would only have just +left the study. She would hardly have had time to reach the studio. +The only way in which I can account for it is that he consulted his +own watch and that his watch was slow. That seems to me a feasible +solution."</p> + +<p>"I have another idea," said Griselda. "Suppose, Len, that the clock had +already been put back—no, that comes to the same thing—how stupid of +me!"</p> + +<p>"It hadn't been altered when I left," I said. "I remember comparing it +with my watch. Still, as you say, that has no bearing on the present +matter."</p> + +<p>"What do you think, Miss Marple?" asked Griselda.</p> + +<p>The old lady shook her head.</p> + +<p>"My dear, I confess I wasn't thinking about it from that point of view +at all. What strikes me as so curious, and has done from the first, is +the subject matter of that letter."</p> + +<p>"I don't see that," I said. "Colonel Protheroe merely wrote that he +couldn't wait any longer—"</p> + +<p>"<i>At twenty minutes past six?</i>" said Miss Marple. "Your maid, Mary, +had already told him that you wouldn't be in till half past six at the +earliest, and he had appeared to be quite willing to wait until then. +And yet, at twenty past six, he sits down and says he 'can't wait any +longer.'"</p> + +<p>I stared at the old lady, feeling an increased respect for her mental +powers. Her keen wits had seen what we had failed to perceive. It <i>was</i> +an odd thing—a very odd thing.</p> + +<p>"If only," I said, "the letter hadn't been dated—"</p> + +<p>Miss Marple nodded her head.</p> + +<p>"Exactly," she said. "If it <i>hadn't</i> been dated!"</p> + +<p>I cast my mind back, trying to recall that sheet of notepaper and the +blurred scrawl, and at the top that neatly printed 6.20. Surely these +figures were on a different scale to the rest of the letter.</p> + +<p>I gave a gasp.</p> + +<p>"Supposing," I said, "it wasn't dated. Supposing that round about +6.30 Colonel Protheroe got impatient and sat down to say he couldn't +wait any longer. And as he was sitting there writing, someone came in +through the window—"</p> + +<p>"Or through the door," suggested Griselda.</p> + +<p>"He'd hear the door and look up."</p> + +<p>"Colonel Protheroe was rather deaf, you remember," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"Yes, that's true. He wouldn't hear it. Whichever way the murderer +came, he stole up behind the Colonel and shot him. Then he saw the note +and the clock and the idea came to him. He put 6.20 at the top of the +letter and he altered the clock to 6.22. It was a clever idea. It gave +him, or so he would think, a perfect alibi."</p> + +<p>"And what we want to find," said Griselda, "is someone who has a cast +iron alibi for 6.20, but no alibi at all for—well, that isn't so easy. +One can't fix the time."</p> + +<p>"We can fix it within very narrow limits," I said. "Haydock places 6.30 +as the outside limit of time. I suppose one could perhaps shift it to +6.35, from the reasoning we have just been following out; it seems +clear that Protheroe would not have got impatient before 6.30. I think +we can say we do know pretty well."</p> + +<p>"Then that shot I heard—yes, I suppose it is quite possible. And I +thought nothing about it—nothing at all. Most vexing. And yet, now I +try to recollect, it does seem to me that it was different from the +usual sort of shot one hears. Yes, there was a difference."</p> + +<p>"Louder?" I suggested.</p> + +<p>No, Miss Marple didn't think it had been louder. In fact, she found it +hard to say in what way it had been different, but she still insisted +that it was.</p> + +<p>I thought she was probably persuading herself of the fact rather than +actually remembering it, but she had just contributed such a valuable +new outlook to the problem that I felt highly respectful towards her.</p> + +<p>She rose, murmuring that she must really get back—it had been so +tempting just to run over and discuss the case with dear Griselda. I +escorted her to the boundary wall and the back gate, and returned to +find Griselda wrapped in thought.</p> + +<p>"Still puzzling over that note?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"No."</p> + +<p>She gave a sudden shiver and shook her shoulders impatiently.</p> + +<p>"Len, I've been thinking. How badly someone must have hated Anne +Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"Hated her?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. Don't you see? There's no real evidence against Lawrence—all the +evidence against him is what you might call accidental. He just happens +to take it into his head to come here. If he hadn't—well, no one would +have thought of connecting him with the crime. But Anne is different. +Suppose someone knew that she was here at exactly 6.20—the clock and +the time on the letter—everything pointing to her. I don't think it +was only because of an alibi it was moved to that exact time—I think +there was more in it than that—a direct attempt to fasten the business +on her. If it hadn't been for Miss Marple saying she hadn't got the +pistol with her, and noticing that she was only a moment before going +down to the studio—Yes, if it hadn't been for that...." She shivered +again. "Len—I feel that someone hated Anne Protheroe very much. I—I +don't like it."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_12">Chapter 12</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I was summoned to the study when Lawrence Redding arrived. He looked +haggard, and, I thought, suspicious. Colonel Melchett greeted him with +something approaching cordiality.</p> + +<p>"We want to ask you a few questions—here, on the spot," he said.</p> + +<p>Lawrence sneered slightly.</p> + +<p>"Isn't that a French idea? Reconstruction of the crime?"</p> + +<p>"My dear boy," said Colonel Melchett. "Don't take that tone with us. +Are you aware that someone else has also confessed to committing the +crime which you pretend to have committed?"</p> + +<p>The effect of these words on Lawrence was painful and immediate.</p> + +<p>"S-s-omeone else?" he stammered. "Who—who?"</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Protheroe," said Colonel Melchett, watching him.</p> + +<p>"Absurd. She never did it. She couldn't have. It's impossible."</p> + +<p>Melchett interrupted him.</p> + +<p>"Strangely enough, we did not believe her story. Neither, I may say, do +we believe yours. Dr. Haydock says positively that the murder could not +have been committed at the time you say it was."</p> + +<p>"Dr. Haydock says that?"</p> + +<p>"Yes; so, you see, you are cleared whether you like it or not. And now +we want you to help us, to tell us exactly what occurred."</p> + +<p>Lawrence still hesitated.</p> + +<p>"You're not deceiving me about—about Mrs. Protheroe? You really don't +suspect her?"</p> + +<p>"On my word of honour," said Colonel Melchett.</p> + +<p>Lawrence drew a deep breath.</p> + +<p>"I've been a fool," he said. "An absolute fool. How I could have +thought for one minute that she did it—"</p> + +<p>"Suppose you tell us all about it?" suggested the Chief Constable.</p> + +<p>"There's not much to tell. I—I met Mrs. Protheroe that afternoon—"</p> + +<p>He paused.</p> + +<p>"We know all about that," said Melchett. "You may think that your +feeling for Mrs. Protheroe and hers for you was a dead secret, but in +reality it was known and commented upon. In any case everything is +bound to come out now."</p> + +<p>"Very well then. I expect you are right. I had promised the Vicar here" +(he glanced at me) "to—to go right away. I met Mrs. Protheroe that +evening in the studio at a quarter past six. I told her of what I had +decided. She, too, agreed, that it was the only thing to do. We—we +said good-bye to each other.</p> + +<p>"We left the studio, and almost at once Dr. Stone joined us. Anne +managed to seem marvellously natural. I couldn't do it. I went off +with Stone to the Blue Boar and had a drink. Then I thought I'd go +home, but, when I got to the corner of this road, I changed my mind and +decided to come along and see the Vicar. I felt I wanted someone to +talk to about the matter.</p> + +<p>"At the door, the maid told me the Vicar was out but would be in +shortly, but that Colonel Protheroe was in the study waiting for him. +Well, I didn't like to go away again—looked as though I were shirking +meeting him. So I said I'd wait too, and I went into the study."</p> + +<p>He stopped.</p> + +<p>"Well?" said Colonel Melchett.</p> + +<p>"Protheroe was sitting at the writing table—just as you found him. I +went up to him. I saw that he was dead. Then I looked down and saw the +pistol lying on the floor beside him. I picked it up—<i>and at once saw +that it was my pistol!</i></p> + +<p>"That gave me a turn. My pistol! And then, straightway I leaped to one +conclusion. Anne must have bagged my pistol some time or other—meaning +it for herself if she couldn't bear things any longer. Perhaps she +had had it with her today. After we parted in the village she must +have come back here and—and—Oh! I suppose I was mad to think of +it. But that's what I thought. I slipped the pistol in my pocket and +came away. Just outside the Vicarage gate, I met the Vicar. He said +something nice and normal about seeing Protheroe—suddenly I had a +wild desire to laugh. His manner was so ordinary and everyday, and +there was I all strung up. I remember shouting out something absurd and +seeing his face change. I was nearly off my head, I believe. I went +walking—walking—at last I couldn't bear it any longer. If Anne had +done this ghastly thing, I was, at least, morally responsible. I went +and gave myself up."</p> + +<p>There was a silence when he had finished. Then the Colonel said in a +businesslike voice:</p> + +<p>"I would like to ask just one or two questions. First, did you touch or +move the body in any way?"</p> + +<p>"No, I didn't touch it at all. One could see he was dead without +touching him."</p> + +<p>"Did you notice a note lying on the blotter half concealed by his body?"</p> + +<p>"No."</p> + +<p>"Did you interfere in any way with the clock?"</p> + +<p>"I never touched the clock. I seem to remember a clock lying overturned +on the table, but I never touched it."</p> + +<p>"Now as to this pistol of yours, when did you last see it?"</p> + +<p>Lawrence Redding reflected.</p> + +<p>"It's hard to say exactly."</p> + +<p>"Where do you keep it?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! in a litter of odds and ends in the sitting room in my cottage. On +one of the shelves of the bookcase."</p> + +<p>"You left it lying about carelessly?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. I really didn't think about it. It was just there."</p> + +<p>"So that anyone who came to your cottage could have seen it?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"And you don't remember when you last saw it?"</p> + +<p>Lawrence drew his brows together in a frown of recollection.</p> + +<p>"I'm almost sure it was there the day before yesterday. I remember +pushing it aside to get an old pipe. I think it was the day before +yesterday—but it may have been the day before that."</p> + +<p>"Who has been to your cottage lately?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! crowds of people. Someone is always drifting in and out. I had a +sort of tea party the day before yesterday. Lettice Protheroe, Dennis, +and all their crowd. And then one or other of the old Pussies comes in +now and again."</p> + +<p>"Do you lock the cottage up when you go out?"</p> + +<p>"No, why on earth should I? I've nothing to steal. And no one does lock +his house up round here."</p> + +<p>"Who looks after your wants there?"</p> + +<p>"An old Mrs. Archer comes in every morning to 'do for me,' as it's +called."</p> + +<p>"Do you think she would remember when the pistol was there last?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know. She might. But I don't fancy conscientious dusting is +her strong point."</p> + +<p>"It comes to this—that almost anyone might have taken that pistol?"</p> + +<p>"It seems so—yes."</p> + +<p>The door opened and Dr. Haydock came in with Anne Protheroe.</p> + +<p>She started at seeing Lawrence. He, on his part, made a tentative step +towards her.</p> + +<p>"Forgive me, Anne," he said. "It was abominable of me to think what I +did."</p> + +<p>"I—" she faltered, then looked appealingly at Colonel Melchett. "It is +true, what Dr. Haydock told me?"</p> + +<p>"That Mr. Redding is cleared of suspicion? Yes. And now what about this +story of yours, Mrs. Protheroe? Eh, what about it?"</p> + +<p>She smiled rather shamefacedly.</p> + +<p>"I suppose you think it dreadful of me?"</p> + +<p>"Well, shall we say—very foolish? But that's all over. What I want +now, Mrs. Protheroe, is the truth—the absolute truth."</p> + +<p>She nodded gravely.</p> + +<p>"I will tell you. I suppose you know about—about everything."</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"I was to meet Lawrence—Mr. Redding—that evening at the studio. At +a quarter past six. My husband and I drove into the village together. +I had some shopping to do. As we parted he mentioned casually that he +was going to see the Vicar. I couldn't get word to Lawrence, and I was +rather uneasy. I—well, it was awkward meeting him in the Vicarage +garden while my husband was at the Vicarage."</p> + +<p>Her cheeks burned as she said this. It was not a pleasant moment for +her.</p> + +<p>"I reflected that perhaps my husband would not stay very long. To find +this out, I came along the back lane and into the garden. I hoped +no one would see me, but of course old Miss Marple had to be in her +garden! She stopped me and we said a few words, and I explained I was +going to call for my husband. I felt I had to say something. I don't +know whether she believed me or not. She looked rather—funny.</p> + +<p>"When I left her, I went straight across to the Vicarage and round the +corner of the house to the study window. I crept up to it very softly +expecting to hear the sound of voices. But to my surprise there were +none. I just glanced in, saw the room was empty, and hurried across the +lawn and down to the studio where Lawrence joined me almost at once."</p> + +<p>"You say the room was empty, Mrs. Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"Yes; my husband was not there."</p> + +<p>"Extraordinary."</p> + +<p>"You mean, M'am, that you didn't see him?" said the Inspector.</p> + +<p>"No, I didn't see him."</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack whispered to the Chief Constable, who nodded his head.</p> + +<p>"Do you mind, Mrs. Protheroe, just showing us exactly what you did?"</p> + +<p>"Not at all."</p> + +<p>She rose; Inspector Slack pushed open the window for her, and she +stepped out on the terrace and round the house to the left.</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack beckoned me imperiously to go and sit at the writing +table.</p> + +<p>Somehow I didn't much like doing it. It gave me an uncomfortable +feeling. But of course I complied.</p> + +<p>Presently I heard footsteps outside; they paused for a minute, then +retreated. Inspector Slack indicated to me that I could return to the +other side of the room. Mrs. Protheroe re-entered through the window.</p> + +<p>"Is that exactly how it was?" asked Colonel Melchett.</p> + +<p>"I think exactly."</p> + +<p>"Then can you tell us, Mrs. Protheroe, just exactly where the Vicar was +in the room when you looked in?" asked Inspector Slack.</p> + +<p>"The Vicar? I—no, I'm afraid I can't. I didn't see him."</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack nodded.</p> + +<p>"That's how you didn't see your husband. He was round the corner of the +writing desk."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" she paused. Suddenly her eyes grew round with horror. "It wasn't +there that—that—"</p> + +<p>"Yes, Mrs. Protheroe. It was while he was sitting there."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" she shivered.</p> + +<p>He went on with his questions.</p> + +<p>"Did you know, Mrs. Protheroe, that Mr. Redding had a pistol?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. He told me so once."</p> + +<p>"Did you ever have that pistol in your possession?"</p> + +<p>She shook her head.</p> + +<p>"No."</p> + +<p>"Did you know where he kept it?"</p> + +<p>"I'm not sure. I think—yes, I think I've seen it on a shelf in his +cottage. Didn't you keep it there, Lawrence?"</p> + +<p>"When was the last time you were at the cottage, Mrs. Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! about three weeks ago. My husband and I had tea there with him."</p> + +<p>"And you have not been there since?"</p> + +<p>"No. I never went there. You see, it would probably cause a lot of talk +in the village."</p> + +<p>"Doubtless," said Colonel Melchett drily. "Where were you in the habit +of seeing Mr. Redding, if I may ask?"</p> + +<p>She blushed.</p> + +<p>"He used to come up to the Hall. He was painting Lettice. We—we often +met in the woods afterwards."</p> + +<p>Colonel Melchett nodded.</p> + +<p>"Isn't that enough?" Her voice was suddenly broken. "It's so +awful—having to tell you all these things. And—and there wasn't +anything wrong about it. There wasn't—indeed, there wasn't. We were +just friends. We—we couldn't help caring for each other."</p> + +<p>She looked pleadingly at Dr. Haydock, and that soft-hearted man stepped +forward.</p> + +<p>"I really think, Melchett," he said, "that Mrs. Protheroe has had +enough. She's had a great shock—in more ways than one."</p> + +<p>The Chief Constable nodded.</p> + +<p>"There is really nothing more I want to ask you, Mrs. Protheroe," he +said. "Thank you for answering my questions so frankly."</p> + +<p>"Then—then I may go?"</p> + +<p>He bowed his head in assent, but I noticed him make an almost +imperceptible sign to Slack, which that worthy answered with a nod +of understanding. Anne Protheroe was not yet completely cleared of +suspicion. The evidence of the note was too strong.</p> + +<p>"Is your wife in?" asked Haydock. "I think Mrs. Protheroe would like to +see her."</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said, "Griselda is in. You'll find her in the drawing room."</p> + +<p>She and Haydock left the room together, and Lawrence Redding with them.</p> + +<p>Colonel Melchett had pursed up his lips and was playing with a paper +knife. Slack was looking at the note. It was then that I mentioned Miss +Marple's theory.</p> + +<p>Slack looked closely at it.</p> + +<p>"My word," he said. "I believe the old lady's right. Look here, sir, +don't you see?—these figures are written in different ink. That date +was written with a fountain pen or I'll eat my boots!"</p> + +<p>We were all rather excited.</p> + +<p>"You've examined the note for fingerprints, of course," said the Chief +Constable.</p> + +<p>"What do you think, Colonel? No fingerprints on the note at all. +Fingerprints on the pistol those of Mr. Lawrence Redding. May have been +some others once, before he went fooling round with it and carrying it +around in his pocket, but there's nothing clear enough to get hold of +now."</p> + +<p>"At first the case looked very black against Mrs. Protheroe," said the +Colonel thoughtfully. "Much blacker than against young Redding. There +was that old woman Marple's evidence that she didn't have the pistol +with her, but these elderly ladies are often mistaken."</p> + +<p>I was silent, but I did not agree with him. I was quite sure that Anne +Protheroe had had no pistol with her, since Miss Marple had said so. +Miss Marple is not the type of elderly lady who makes mistakes. She has +got an uncanny knack of being always right.</p> + +<p>"What did get me was that nobody heard the shot. If it was fired +then—somebody <i>must</i> have heard it—wherever they thought it came +from. Slack, you'd better have a word with the maid."</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack moved with alacrity towards the door.</p> + +<p>"I shouldn't ask her if she heard a shot in the house," I said. +"Because if you do, she'll deny it. Call it a shot in the wood. That's +the only kind of shot she'll admit to hearing."</p> + +<p>"I know how to manage them," said Inspector Slack, and disappeared.</p> + +<p>"Miss Marple says she heard a shot later," said Colonel Melchett +thoughtfully. "We must see if she can fix the time at all precisely. Of +course it may be a stray shot that had nothing to do with the case."</p> + +<p>"It may be, of course," I agreed.</p> + +<p>The Colonel took a turn or two up and down the room.</p> + +<p>"Do you know, Clement," he said suddenly, "I've a feeling that this is +going to turn out a much more intricate and difficult business than any +of us think. Dash it all, there's something behind it." He snorted. +"Something we don't know about. We're only beginning, Clement. Mark my +words, we're only beginning. All these things, the clock, the note, the +pistol—they don't make sense as they stand."</p> + +<p>I shook my head. They certainly didn't.</p> + +<p>"But I'm going to get to the bottom of it. No calling in of Scotland +Yard. Slack's a smart man. He's a very smart man. He's a kind of +ferret. He'll nose his way through to the truth. He's done several very +good things already and this case will be his <i>chef d'oeuvre</i>. Some men +would call in Scotland Yard. I shan't. We'll get to the bottom of this +here in Downshire."</p> + +<p>"I hope so, I'm sure," I said.</p> + +<p>I tried to make my voice enthusiastic, but I had already taken such a +dislike to Inspector Slack that the prospect of his success failed to +appeal to me. A successful Slack would, I thought, be even more odious +than a baffled one.</p> + +<p>"Who has the house next door?" asked the Colonel suddenly.</p> + +<p>"You mean at the end of the road? Mrs. Price Ridley."</p> + +<p>"We'll go along to her after Slack has finished with your maid. She +might just possibly have heard something. She isn't deaf or anything, +is she?"</p> + +<p>"I should say her hearing was remarkably keen. I'm going by the +amount of scandal she has started by 'just happening to overhear +accidentally.'"</p> + +<p>"That's the kind of woman we want. Oh! here's Slack."</p> + +<p>The Inspector had the air of one emerging from a severe tussle. He +looked hot.</p> + +<p>"Phew!" he said. "That's a tartar you've got, sir."</p> + +<p>"Mary is essentially a girl of strong character," I replied.</p> + +<p>"Doesn't like the police," he said. "I cautioned her—did what I could +to put the fear of the Law into her, but no good. She stood right up to +me."</p> + +<p>"Spirited," I said, feeling more kindly towards Mary.</p> + +<p>"But I pinned her down all right. She heard one shot—and one shot +only. And it was a good long time after Colonel Protheroe came. I +couldn't get her to name a time, but we fixed it at last by means of +the fish. The fish was late, and she blew the boy up when he came, and +he said it was barely half past six anyway, and it was just after that +she heard the shot. Of course, that's not accurate, so to speak, but it +gives us an idea."</p> + +<p>"H'm," said Melchett.</p> + +<p>"I don't think Mrs. Protheroe's in this after all," said Slack, with +a note of regret in his voice. "She wouldn't have had time, to begin +with, and then women never like fiddling about with firearms. Arsenic's +more in their line. No, I don't think she did it. It's a pity!"</p> + +<p>He sighed.</p> + +<p>Melchett explained that he was going round to Mrs. Price Ridley's, and +Slack approved.</p> + +<p>"May I come with you?" I asked. "I'm getting interested."</p> + +<p>I was given permission and we set forth. A loud "Hi" greeted us as we +emerged from the Vicarage gate, and my nephew, Dennis, came running up +the road from the village to join us.</p> + +<p>"Look here," he said to the Inspector. "What about that footprint I +told you about?"</p> + +<p>"Gardener's," said Inspector Slack laconically.</p> + +<p>"You don't think it might be someone else wearing the gardener's boots?"</p> + +<p>"No, I don't," said Inspector Slack in a discouraging way.</p> + +<p>It would take more than that to discourage Dennis, however.</p> + +<p>He held out a couple of burnt matches.</p> + +<p>"I found these by the Vicarage gate."</p> + +<p>"Thank you," said Slack and put them in his pocket.</p> + +<p>Matters appeared now to have reached a deadlock.</p> + +<p>"You're not arresting Uncle Len, are you?" inquired Dennis facetiously.</p> + +<p>"Why should I?" inquired Slack.</p> + +<p>"There's a lot of evidence against him," declared Dennis. "You ask +Mary. Only the day before the murder he was wishing Colonel Protheroe +out of the world. Weren't you, Uncle Len?"</p> + +<p>"Er—" I began.</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack turned a slow, suspicious stare upon me, and I felt hot +all over. Dennis is exceedingly tiresome. He ought to realize that a +policeman seldom has a sense of humour.</p> + +<p>"Don't be absurd, Dennis," I said irritably.</p> + +<p>The innocent child opened his eyes in a stare of surprise.</p> + +<p>"I say, it's only a joke," he said. "Uncle Len just said that anyone +who murdered Colonel Protheroe would be doing the world a service."</p> + +<p>"Ah!" said Inspector Slack, "that explains something the maid said."</p> + +<p>Servants very seldom have any sense of humour either. I cursed Dennis +heartily in my mind for bringing the matter up. That and the clock +together will make the Inspector suspicious of me for life.</p> + +<p>"Come on, Clement," said Colonel Melchett.</p> + +<p>"Where are you going? Can I come too?" asked Dennis.</p> + +<p>"No, you can't," I snapped.</p> + +<p>We left him looking after us with a hurt expression. We went up to the +neat front door of Mrs. Price Ridley's house, and the Inspector knocked +and rang in what I can only describe as an official manner.</p> + +<p>A pretty parlour maid answered the bell.</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Price Ridley in?" inquired Melchett.</p> + +<p>"No, sir." The maid paused and added, "She's just gone down to the +police station."</p> + +<p>This was a totally unexpected development. As we retraced our steps, +Melchett caught me by the arm and murmured:</p> + +<p>"If she's gone to confess to the crime too, I really shall go off my +head."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_13">Chapter 13</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I hardly thought it likely that Mrs. Price Ridley had anything so +dramatic in view, but I did wonder what had taken her to the police +station. Had she really got evidence of importance, or that she thought +of importance, to offer? At any rate we should soon know.</p> + +<p>We found Mrs. Price Ridley talking at a high rate of speed to a +somewhat bewildered looking police constable. That she was extremely +indignant I knew from the way the bow in her hat was trembling. +Mrs. Price Ridley wears what, I believe, are known as "Hats for +Matrons"—they make a specialty of them in our adjacent town of Much +Benham. They perch easily on a superstructure of hair and are somewhat +overweighted with large bows of ribbon. Griselda is always threatening +to get a Matron's hat.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley paused in her flow of words upon our entrance.</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Price Ridley?" inquired Colonel Melchett, lifting his hat.</p> + +<p>"Let me introduce Colonel Melchett to you, Mrs. Price Ridley," I said. +"Colonel Melchett is our Chief Constable."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley looked at me coldly, but produced the semblance of a +gracious smile for the Colonel.</p> + +<p>"We've just been round to your house, Mrs. Price Ridley," explained the +Colonel, "and heard you had come down here."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley thawed altogether.</p> + +<p>"Ah!" she said. "I'm glad <i>some</i> notice is being taken of the +occurrence. Disgraceful, I call it. Simply disgraceful."</p> + +<p>There is no doubt that murder is disgraceful, but it is not the word I +should use to describe it myself. It surprised Melchett too, I could +see.</p> + +<p>"Have you any light to throw upon the matter?" he asked.</p> + +<p>"That's your business. It's the business of the police. What do we pay +rates and taxes for, I should like to know?"</p> + +<p>One wonders how many times that query is uttered in a year!</p> + +<p>"We're doing our best, Mrs. Price Ridley," said the Chief Constable.</p> + +<p>"But the man here hadn't even heard of it till I told him about it!" +cried the lady.</p> + +<p>We all looked at the constable.</p> + +<p>"Lady been rung up on the telephone," he said. "Annoyed. Matter of +obscene language, I understand."</p> + +<p>"Oh! I see." The Colonel's brow cleared. "We've been talking at cross +purposes. You came down here to make a complaint, did you?"</p> + +<p>Melchett is a wise man. He knows that, when it is a question of an +irate middle-aged lady, there is only one thing to be done—to listen +to her. When she has said all that she wants to say, there is a chance +that she will listen to you.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley surged into speech.</p> + +<p>"Such disgraceful occurrences ought to be prevented. They ought not to +occur. To be rung up in one's own house and insulted—yes, insulted. +I'm not accustomed to such things happening. Ever since the War there +has been a loosening of moral fibre. Nobody minds what they say, and as +to the clothes they wear—"</p> + +<p>"Quite," said Colonel Melchett hastily. "What happened exactly?"</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley took breath and started again.</p> + +<p>"I was rung up—"</p> + +<p>"When?"</p> + +<p>"Yesterday afternoon—evening to be exact. About half past six. I +went to the telephone, suspecting nothing. Immediately I was foully +attacked, threatened—"</p> + +<p>"What actually was said?"</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley got slightly pink.</p> + +<p>"That I decline to state."</p> + +<p>"Obscene language," murmured the Constable in a ruminative bass.</p> + +<p>"Was bad language used?" asked Colonel Melchett.</p> + +<p>"It depends on what you call bad language."</p> + +<p>"Could you understand it?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"Of course I could understand it."</p> + +<p>"Then it couldn't have been bad language," I said.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley looked at me suspiciously.</p> + +<p>"A refined lady," I explained, "is naturally unacquainted with bad +language."</p> + +<p>"It wasn't that kind of thing," said Mrs. Price Ridley. "At first, I +must admit, I was quite taken in. I thought it was a genuine message. +Then the—er—person became abusive."</p> + +<p>"Abusive?"</p> + +<p>"Most abusive. I was quite alarmed."</p> + +<p>"Used threatening language, eh?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. I am not accustomed to being threatened."</p> + +<p>"What did they threaten you with? Bodily damage?"</p> + +<p>"Not exactly."</p> + +<p>"I'm afraid, Mrs. Price Ridley, you must be more explicit. In what way +were you threatened?"</p> + +<p>This Mrs. Price Ridley seemed singularly reluctant to answer.</p> + +<p>"I can't remember exactly. It was all so upsetting. But right at the +end—when I was really <i>very</i> upset, this—this—<i>wretch</i> laughed."</p> + +<p>"Was it a man's voice or a woman's?"</p> + +<p>"It was a degenerate voice," said Mrs. Price Ridley with dignity. "I +can only describe it as a kind of perverted voice. Now gruff, now +squeaking. Really a very <i>peculiar</i> voice."</p> + +<p>"Probably a practical joke," said the Colonel soothingly.</p> + +<p>"A most wicked thing to do, if so. I might have had a heart attack."</p> + +<p>"We'll look into it," said the Colonel. "Eh, Inspector? Trace the +telephone call. You can't tell me more definitely exactly what was +said, Mrs. Price Ridley?"</p> + +<p>A struggle began in Mrs. Price Ridley's ample black bosom. The desire +for reticence fought against a desire for vengeance. Vengeance +triumphed.</p> + +<p>"This, of course, will go no farther," she began.</p> + +<p>"Of course not."</p> + +<p>"This creature began by saying—I can hardly bring myself to repeat +it—"</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes," said Melchett encouragingly.</p> + +<p>"'<i>You are a wicked, scandal-mongering old woman!</i>' Me, Colonel +Melchett—a scandal-mongering old woman. '<i>But this time you've gone +too far. Scotland Yard are after you for libel.</i>'"</p> + +<p>"Naturally, you were alarmed," said Melchett, biting his moustache to +conceal a smile.</p> + +<p>"'<i>Unless you hold your tongue in future, it will be the worse for +you—in more ways than one.</i>' I can't describe to you the menacing way +that was said. I gasped 'Who are you?' faintly—like that, and the +voice answered, '<i>The Avenger</i>.' I gave a little shriek; it sounded so +awful, and then—the person laughed. Laughed! Distinctly. And that was +all. I heard him hang up the receiver. Of course I asked the exchange +what number had been ringing me up, but they said they didn't know. You +know what exchanges are. Thoroughly rude and unsympathetic."</p> + +<p>"Quite," I said.</p> + +<p>"I felt quite faint," continued Mrs. Price Ridley. "All on edge and so +nervous that when I heard a shot in the woods I do declare I jumped +almost out of my skin. That will show you."</p> + +<p>"A shot in the woods," said Inspector Slack alertly.</p> + +<p>"In my excited state, it simply sounded to me like a cannon going off. +'Oh!' I said, and sank down on the sofa in a state of prostration. +Clara had to bring me a glass of damson gin."</p> + +<p>"Shocking," said Melchett. "Shocking. All very trying for you. And the +shot sounded very loud, you say? As though it were near at hand?"</p> + +<p>"That was simply the state of my nerves."</p> + +<p>"Of course. Of course. And what time was all this? To help us in +tracing the telephone call, you know."</p> + +<p>"About half past six."</p> + +<p>"You can't give it us more exactly than that?"</p> + +<p>"Well, you see, the little clock on my mantelpiece had just chimed the +half hour, and I said 'Surely that clock is fast.' (It does gain, that +clock.) And I compared it with the watch I was wearing and that only +said ten minutes past, but then I put it to my ear and found it had +stopped. So I thought, 'Well, if that clock is fast, I shall hear the +church tower in a moment or two.' And then, of course, the telephone +bell rang, and I forgot all about it."</p> + +<p>She paused, breathless.</p> + +<p>"Well, that's near enough," said Colonel Melchett. "We'll have it +looked into for you, Mrs. Price Ridley."</p> + +<p>"Just think of it as a silly joke, and don't worry, Mrs. Price Ridley," +I said.</p> + +<p>She looked at me coldly. Evidently the incident of the pound note still +rankled.</p> + +<p>"Very strange things have been happening in this village lately," she +said, addressing herself to Melchett. "Very strange things indeed. +Colonel Protheroe was going to look into them, and what happened to +him, poor man? Perhaps I shall be the next."</p> + +<p>And on that she took her departure, shaking her head with a kind of +ominous melancholy. Melchett muttered under his breath, "No such luck." +Then his face grew grave, and he looked inquiringly at Inspector Slack.</p> + +<p>That worthy nodded his head slowly.</p> + +<p>"This about settles it, sir. That's three people who heard the shot. +We've got to find out now who fired it. This business of Mr. Redding's +has delayed us. But we've got several starting points. Thinking Mr. +Redding was guilty, I didn't bother to look into them. But that's all +changed now. And now one of the first things to do is to look up that +telephone call."</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Price Ridley's?"</p> + +<p>The Inspector grinned.</p> + +<p>"No—though I suppose we'd better make a note of that or else we shall +have the old girl bothering in here again. No, I meant that fake call +that got the Vicar out of the way."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Melchett. "That's important."</p> + +<p>"And the next thing is to find out what everyone was doing that evening +between six and seven. Everyone at Old Hall, I mean, and pretty well +everyone in the village as well."</p> + +<p>I gave a sigh.</p> + +<p>"What wonderful energy you have, Inspector Slack."</p> + +<p>"I believe in hard work. We'll begin by just noting down your own +movements, Mr. Clement."</p> + +<p>"Willingly. The telephone call came through about half past five."</p> + +<p>"A man's voice, or a woman's?"</p> + +<p>"A woman's. At least it sounded like a woman's. But of course I took it +for granted it was Mrs. Abbott speaking."</p> + +<p>"You didn't recognize it as being Mrs. Abbott's?"</p> + +<p>"No, I can't say I did. I didn't notice the voice particularly, or +think about it."</p> + +<p>"And you started right away? Walked? Haven't you got a bicycle?"</p> + +<p>"No."</p> + +<p>"I see. So it took you—how long?"</p> + +<p>"It's very nearly two miles, whichever way you go."</p> + +<p>"Through Old Hall woods is the shortest way, isn't it?"</p> + +<p>"Actually, yes. But it's not particularly good going. I went and came +back by the footpath across the fields."</p> + +<p>"The one that comes out opposite the Vicarage gate?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"And Mrs. Clement?"</p> + +<p>"My wife was in London. She arrived back by the 6.50 train."</p> + +<p>"Right. The maid I've seen. That finishes with the Vicarage. I'll be +off to Old Hall next. And then I want an interview with Mrs. Lestrange. +Queer her going to see Protheroe the night before he was killed. A lot +of queer things about this case."</p> + +<p>I agreed.</p> + +<p>Glancing at the clock, I realized that it was nearly lunch time. I +invited Melchett to partake of pot luck with us, but he excused himself +on the plea of having to go to the Blue Boar. The Blue Boar gives you +a first-rate meal of the joint and two vegetable type. I thought his +choice was a wise one. After her interview with the police, Mary would +probably be feeling more temperamental than usual.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_14">Chapter 14</h2> +</div> + + +<p>On my way home, I ran into Miss Hartnell, and she detained me at least +ten minutes, declaiming in her deep bass voice against the improvidence +and ungratefulness of the lower classes. The crux of the matter seemed +to be that The Poor did not want Miss Hartnell in their houses. My +sympathies were entirely on their side. I am debarred by my social +standing from expressing my prejudices in the forceful manner they do. +I soothed her as best I could and made my escape.</p> + +<p>Haydock overtook me in his car at the corner of the Vicarage road.</p> + +<p>"I've just taken Mrs. Protheroe home," he called.</p> + +<p>He waited for me at the gate of his house.</p> + +<p>"Come in a minute," he said.</p> + +<p>I complied.</p> + +<p>"This is an extraordinary business," he said as he threw his hat on a +chair and opened the door into his surgery.</p> + +<p>He sank down on a shabby leather chair, and stared across the room. He +looked harried and perplexed.</p> + +<p>I told him that we had succeeded in fixing the time of the shot. He +listened with an almost abstracted air.</p> + +<p>"That lets Anne Protheroe out," he said. "Well, well, I'm glad it's +neither of those two. I like 'em both."</p> + +<p>I believed him, and yet it occurred to me to wonder why, since, as he +said, he liked them both, their freedom from complicity seemed to have +had the result of plunging him in gloom. This morning he had looked +like a man with a weight lifted from his mind; now he looked thoroughly +rattled and upset.</p> + +<p>And yet I was convinced that he meant what he said. He was fond of both +Anne Protheroe and Lawrence Redding. Why, then, this gloomy absorption?</p> + +<p>He roused himself with an effort.</p> + +<p>"I meant to tell you about Hawes. All this business has driven him out +of my mind."</p> + +<p>"Is he really ill?"</p> + +<p>"There's nothing radically wrong with him. You know, of course, that +he's had <i>Encephalitis Lethargica</i>—sleeping sickness, as it's commonly +called?"</p> + +<p>"No," I said, very much surprised. "I didn't know anything of the kind. +He never told me anything about it. When did he have it?"</p> + +<p>"About a year ago. He recovered all right—as far as one ever recovers. +It's a strange disease—has a queer moral effect. The whole character +may change after it."</p> + +<p>He was silent for a moment or two and then said:</p> + +<p>"We think with horror now of the days when we burnt witches. I believe +the day will come when we will shudder to think that we ever hanged +criminals."</p> + +<p>"You don't believe in capital punishment?"</p> + +<p>"It's not so much that." He paused. "You know," he said slowly, "I'd +rather have my job than yours."</p> + +<p>"Why?"</p> + +<p>"Because your job deals very largely with what we call right and +wrong—and I'm not at all sure that there's any such thing. Suppose +it's all a question of glandular secretion. Too much of one gland, too +little of another—and you get your murderer, your thief, your habitual +criminal. Clement, I believe the time will come when we'll be horrified +to think of the long centuries in which we've indulged in what you +may call moral reprobation, to think how we've punished people for +disease—which they can't help, poor devils. You don't hang a man for +having tuberculosis."</p> + +<p>"He isn't dangerous to the community."</p> + +<p>"In a sense he is. He infects other people. Or take a man who fancies +he's the Emperor of China. You don't say 'how wicked of him.' I take +your point about the community. The community must be protected. +Shut up these people where they can't do any harm—even put them +peacefully out of the way—yes, I'd go as far as that. But don't call +it punishment. Don't bring shame on them and their innocent families."</p> + +<p>I looked at him curiously.</p> + +<p>"I've never heard you speak like this before."</p> + +<p>"I don't usually air my theories abroad. Today I'm riding my hobby. +You're an intelligent man, Clement, which is more than some parsons +are. You won't admit, I daresay, that there's no such thing as what is +technically termed 'Sin,' but you're broad-minded enough to consider +the possibility of such a thing."</p> + +<p>"It strikes at the root of all our accepted ideas," I said.</p> + +<p>"Yes, we're a narrow-minded, self-righteous lot, only too keen to judge +matters we know nothing about. I honestly believe crime is a case +for the doctor, not the policeman and not the parson. In the future, +perhaps, there won't be any such thing."</p> + +<p>"You'll have cured it?"</p> + +<p>"We'll have cured it. Rather a wonderful thought. Have you ever studied +the statistics of crime? No—very few people have. I have, though. +You'd be amazed at the amount there is of adolescent crime—glands +again, you see. Young Neil, the Oxfordshire murderer, killed five +little girls before he was suspected. Nice lad—never given any trouble +of any kind. Lily Rose, the little Cornish girl, killed her uncle +because he docked her of sweets. Hit him when he was asleep with a coal +hammer. Went home and a fortnight later killed her elder sister who +had annoyed her about some trifling matter. Neither of them hanged, of +course. Sent to a home. May be all right later—may not. Doubt if the +girl will. The only thing she cares about is seeing the pigs killed. Do +you know when suicide is commonest? Fifteen to sixteen years of age. +From self-murder to murder of someone else isn't a very long step. But +it's not a moral lack—it's a physical one."</p> + +<p>"What you say is terrible!"</p> + +<p>"No—it's only new to you. New truths have to be faced. One's ideas +adjusted. But sometimes—it makes life difficult."</p> + +<p>He sat there frowning, yet with a strange look of weariness.</p> + +<p>"Haydock," I said, "if you suspected—if you knew—that a certain +person was a murderer, would you give that person up to the law, or +would you be tempted to shield him?"</p> + +<p>I was quite unprepared for the effect of my question. He turned on me +angrily and suspiciously.</p> + +<p>"What makes you say that, Clement? What's in your mind? Out with it, +man."</p> + +<p>"Why, nothing particular," I said rather taken aback. "Only—well, +murder is in our minds just now. If by any chance you happened to +discover the truth—I wondered how you would feel about it, that was +all."</p> + +<p>His anger died down. He stared once more straight ahead of him, like a +man trying to read the answer to a riddle that perplexes him, yet which +exists only in his own brain.</p> + +<p>"If I suspected—if I knew—I should do my duty, Clement. At least, I +hope so."</p> + +<p>"The question is—which way would you consider your duty lay?"</p> + +<p>He looked at me with inscrutable eyes.</p> + +<p>"That question comes to every man some time in his life, I suppose, +Clement. And every man has to decide it in his own way."</p> + +<p>"You don't know?"</p> + +<p>"No, I don't know...."</p> + +<p>I felt the best thing was to change the subject.</p> + +<p>"That nephew of mine is enjoying this case thoroughly," I said. "Spends +his entire time looking for footprints and cigarette ash."</p> + +<p>Haydock smiled.</p> + +<p>"What age is he?"</p> + +<p>"Just sixteen. You don't take tragedies seriously at that age. It's all +Sherlock Holmes and Arsène Lupin to you."</p> + +<p>Haydock said thoughtfully:</p> + +<p>"He's a fine looking boy. What are you going to do with him?"</p> + +<p>"I can't afford a University education, I'm afraid. The boy himself +wants to go into the Merchant Service. He failed for the Navy."</p> + +<p>"Well—it's a hard life—but he might do worse. Yes, he might do worse."</p> + +<p>"I must be going," I exclaimed, catching sight of the clock. "I'm +nearly half an hour late for lunch."</p> + +<p>My family were just sitting down when I arrived. They demanded a full +account of the morning's activities, which I gave them, feeling, as I +did so, that most of it was in the nature of an anticlimax.</p> + +<p>Dennis, however, was highly entertained by the history of Mrs. Price +Ridley's telephone call, and went into fits of laughter as I enlarged +upon the nervous shock her system had sustained and the necessity for +reviving her with damson gin.</p> + +<p>"Serve the old cat right," he exclaimed. "She's got the worst tongue +in the place. I wish I'd thought of ringing her up and giving her a +fright. I say, Uncle Len, what about giving her a second dose?"</p> + +<p>I hastily begged him to do nothing of the sort. Nothing is more +dangerous than the well-meant efforts of the younger generation to +assist you and show their sympathy.</p> + +<p>Dennis' mood changed suddenly. He frowned and put on his +man-of-the-world air.</p> + +<p>"I've been with Lettice most of the morning," he said. "You know, +Griselda, she's really <i>very</i> worried. She doesn't want to show it, but +she is. Very worried indeed."</p> + +<p>"I should hope so," said Griselda with a toss of her head.</p> + +<p>Griselda is not too fond of Lettice Protheroe.</p> + +<p>"I don't think you're ever quite fair to Lettice."</p> + +<p>"Don't you?" said Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Lots of people don't wear mourning."</p> + +<p>Griselda was silent and so was I. Dennis continued:</p> + +<p>"She doesn't talk to most people, but she <i>does</i> talk to me. She's +awfully worried about the whole thing, and she thinks something ought +to be done about it."</p> + +<p>"She will find," I said, "that Inspector Slack shares her opinion. He +is going up to Old Hall this afternoon, and will probably make the life +of everybody there quite unbearable to them in his efforts to get at +the truth."</p> + +<p>"What do you think <i>is</i> the truth, Len?" asked my wife suddenly.</p> + +<p>"It's hard to say, my dear. I can't say that at the moment I've any +idea at all."</p> + +<p>"Did you say that Inspector Slack was going to trace that telephone +call—the one that took you to the Abbotts?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"But can he do it? Isn't it a very difficult thing to do?"</p> + +<p>"I should not imagine so. The exchange will have a record of the calls."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" My wife relapsed into thought.</p> + +<p>"Uncle Len," said my nephew. "Why were you so ratty with me this +morning for joking about your wishing Colonel Protheroe to be murdered?"</p> + +<p>"Because," I said, "there is a time for everything. Inspector Slack has +no sense of humour. He took your words quite seriously, will probably +cross-examine Mary, and will get out a warrant for my arrest."</p> + +<p>"Doesn't he know when a fellow's ragging?"</p> + +<p>"No," I said. "He does not. He has attained to his present position +through hard work and zealous attention to duty. That has left him no +time for the minor recreations of life."</p> + +<p>"Do you like him, Uncle Len?"</p> + +<p>"No," I said. "I do not. From the first moment I saw him I disliked him +intensely. But I have no doubt that he is a highly successful man in +his profession."</p> + +<p>"You think he'll find out who shot old Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"If he doesn't," I said, "it will not be for the want of trying."</p> + +<p>Mary appeared and said:</p> + +<p>"Mr. Hawes wants to see you. I've put him in the drawing room, and +here's a note. Waiting for an answer. Verbal will do."</p> + +<p>I tore open the note and read it.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Mr. Clement</span>,</p> + +<p><i>I should be so very grateful if you could come and see me this +afternoon as early as possible. I am in great trouble and would like +your advice.</i></p> + +<p class="ph3"><i>Sincerely yours</i>,<br> +<span class="smcap">Estelle Lestrange</span>.</p> +</div> + +<p>"Say I will come round in about half an hour," I said to Mary. Then I +went into the drawing room to see Hawes.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_15">Chapter 15</h2> +</div> + + +<p>Hawes' appearance distressed me very much. His hands were shaking and +his face kept twitching nervously. In my opinion he should have been in +bed, and I told him so. He insisted that he was perfectly well.</p> + +<p>"I assure you, sir, I never felt better. Never in my life."</p> + +<p>This was so obviously wide of the truth that I hardly knew how to +answer. I have a certain admiration for a man who will not give in to +illness, but Hawes was carrying the thing rather too far.</p> + +<p>"I called to tell you how sorry I was—that such a thing should happen +in the Vicarage."</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said. "It's not very pleasant."</p> + +<p>"It's terrible—quite terrible. It seems they haven't arrested Mr. +Redding after all?"</p> + +<p>"No. That was a mistake. He made—er—rather a foolish statement."</p> + +<p>"And the police are now quite convinced that he is innocent?"</p> + +<p>"Perfectly."</p> + +<p>"Why is that, may I ask? Is it—I mean, do they suspect anyone else?"</p> + +<p>I should never have suspected that Hawes would take such a keen +interest in the details of a murder case. Perhaps it is because it +happened in the Vicarage. He appeared as eager as a reporter.</p> + +<p>"I don't know that I am completely in Inspector Slack's confidence. +So far as I know he does not suspect anyone in particular. He is at +present engaged in making inquiries."</p> + +<p>"Yes. Yes—of course. But who can one imagine doing such a dreadful +thing?"</p> + +<p>I shook my head.</p> + +<p>"Colonel Protheroe was not a popular man, I know that. But murder! For +murder—one would need a very strong motive."</p> + +<p>"So I should imagine," I said.</p> + +<p>"Who could have such a motive? Have the police any idea?"</p> + +<p>"I couldn't say."</p> + +<p>"He might have made enemies, you know. The more I think about it, the +more I am convinced that he was the kind of man to have enemies. He had +a reputation on the Bench for being very severe."</p> + +<p>"I suppose he had."</p> + +<p>"Why, don't you remember, sir? He was telling you yesterday morning +about having been threatened by that man, Archer."</p> + +<p>"Now I come to think of it, so he did," I said. "Of course, I remember. +You were quite near us at the time."</p> + +<p>"Yes, I overheard what he was saying. Almost impossible to help it with +Colonel Protheroe. He had such a very loud voice, hadn't he? I remember +being impressed by your own words, that when his time came, he might +have justice meted out to him instead of mercy."</p> + +<p>"Did I say that?" I asked frowning. My remembrance of my own words was +slightly different.</p> + +<p>"You said it very impressively, sir. I was struck by your words. +Justice is a terrible thing. And to think the poor man was struck down +shortly afterwards. It's almost as though you had a premonition."</p> + +<p>"I had nothing of the sort," I said shortly. I rather dislike Hawes' +tendency to mysticism. There is a touch of the visionary about him.</p> + +<p>"Have you told the police about this man Archer, sir?"</p> + +<p>"I know nothing about him."</p> + +<p>"I mean, have you repeated to them what Colonel Protheroe said—about +Archer having threatened him?"</p> + +<p>"No," I said slowly. "I have not."</p> + +<p>"But you are going to do so?"</p> + +<p>I was silent. I dislike hounding a man down who has already got the +forces of law and order against him. I held no brief for Archer. He is +an inveterate poacher—one of those cheerful ne'er-do-wells that are to +be found in any parish. Whatever he may have said in the heat of anger +when he was sentenced I had no definite knowledge that he felt the same +when he came out of prison.</p> + +<p>"You heard the conversation," I said at last. "If you feel it your duty +to go to the police with it, you must do so."</p> + +<p>"It would come better from you, sir."</p> + +<p>"Perhaps—but to tell the truth—well, I've no fancy for doing it. I +might be helping to put the rope round the neck of an innocent man."</p> + +<p>"But if he shot Colonel Protheroe—"</p> + +<p>"Oh! if! There's no evidence of any kind that he did."</p> + +<p>"His threats."</p> + +<p>"Strictly speaking, the threats were not his but Colonel Protheroe's. +Colonel Protheroe was threatening to show Archer what vengeance was +worth next time he caught him."</p> + +<p>"I don't understand your attitude, sir."</p> + +<p>"Don't you?" I said wearily. "You're a young man. You're zealous in the +cause of right. When you get to my age, you'll find that you like to +give people the benefit of the doubt."</p> + +<p>"It's not—I mean—"</p> + +<p>He paused and I looked at him in surprise.</p> + +<p>"You haven't any—any ideas of your own—as to the identity of the +murderer, I mean?"</p> + +<p>"Good heavens, no."</p> + +<p>Hawes persisted.</p> + +<p>"Or as to the—the motive?"</p> + +<p>"No. Have you?"</p> + +<p>"I? No, indeed. I just wondered. If Colonel Protheroe had—had confided +in you in any way—mentioned anything...."</p> + +<p>"His confidences, such as they were, were heard by the whole village +street yesterday morning," I said drily.</p> + +<p>"Yes. Yes—of course. And you don't think—about Archer?"</p> + +<p>"The police will know all about Archer soon enough," I said. "If I'd +heard him threaten Colonel Protheroe myself, that would be a different +matter. But you may be sure that if he actually has threatened him, +half the people in the village will have heard him, and the news will +get to the police all right. You, of course, must do as you like about +the matter."</p> + +<p>But Hawes seemed curiously unwilling to do anything himself.</p> + +<p>The man's whole attitude was nervous and queer. I recalled what Haydock +had said about his illness. There, I supposed, lay the explanation.</p> + +<p>He took his leave unwillingly, as though he had more to say, and didn't +know how to say it.</p> + +<p>Before he left, I arranged with him to take the Service for the +Mothers' Union followed by the Meeting of District Visitors. I had +several projects of my own for the afternoon.</p> + +<p>Dismissing Hawes and his troubles from my mind, I started off for Mrs. +Lestrange.</p> + +<p>On the table in the hall lay the "Guardian" and the "Church Times" +unopened.</p> + +<p>As I walked I remembered that Mrs. Lestrange had had an interview with +Colonel Protheroe the night before his death. It was possible that +something had transpired in that interview which would throw light upon +the problem of his murder.</p> + +<p>I was shown straight into the little drawing room, and Mrs. Lestrange +rose to meet me. I was struck anew by the marvellous atmosphere that +this woman could create. She wore a dress of some dead black material +that showed off the extraordinary fairness of her skin. There was +something curiously dead about her face. Only the eyes were burningly +alive. There was a watchful look in them today. Otherwise she showed no +signs of animation.</p> + +<p>"It was very good of you to come, Mr. Clement," she said as she shook +hands. "I wanted to speak to you the other day. Then I decided not to +do so. I was wrong."</p> + +<p>"As I told you then, I shall be glad to do anything that can help you."</p> + +<p>"Yes, you said that. And you said it as though you meant it. Very few +people, Mr. Clement, in this world have ever sincerely wished to help +me."</p> + +<p>"I can hardly believe that, Mrs. Lestrange."</p> + +<p>"It is true. Most people—most men, at any rate, are out for their own +hand."</p> + +<p>There was a bitterness in her voice.</p> + +<p>I did not answer and she went on:</p> + +<p>"Sit down, won't you?"</p> + +<p>I obeyed, and she took a chair facing me. She hesitated a moment and +then began to speak very slowly and thoughtfully, seeming to weigh each +word as she uttered it.</p> + +<p>"I am in a very peculiar position, Mr. Clement, and I want to ask your +advice. That is, I want to ask your advice as to what I should do next. +What is past is past and cannot be undone. You understand?"</p> + +<p>Before I could reply, the maid who had admitted me opened the door and +said, with a scared face:</p> + +<p>"Oh! please, m'am, there's a police inspector here, and he says he must +speak to you, please."</p> + +<p>There was a pause. Mrs. Lestrange's face did not change. Only her eyes +very slowly closed and opened again. She seemed to swallow once or +twice, then she said in exactly the same clear, calm voice:</p> + +<p>"Show him in, Hilda."</p> + +<p>I was about to rise, but she motioned me back again with an imperious +hand.</p> + +<p>"If you do not mind—I should be much obliged if you would stay."</p> + +<p>I resumed my seat.</p> + +<p>"Certainly, if you wish it," I murmured, as Slack entered with a brisk +regulation tread.</p> + +<p>"Good afternoon, Madam," he began.</p> + +<p>"Good afternoon, Inspector."</p> + +<p>At this moment he caught sight of me and scowled. There is no doubt +about it; Slack does not like me.</p> + +<p>"You have no objection to the Vicar's presence, I hope?"</p> + +<p>I suppose that Slack could not very well say he had.</p> + +<p>"No-o," he said grudgingly. "Though, perhaps, it might be better—"</p> + +<p>Mrs. Lestrange paid no attention to the hint.</p> + +<p>"What can I do for you, Inspector?" she asked.</p> + +<p>"It's this way, Madam. Murder of Colonel Protheroe. I'm in charge of +the case and making inquiries."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Lestrange nodded.</p> + +<p>"Just as a matter of form, I'm asking everyone just where they were +yesterday evening between the hours of six and seven. Just as a matter +of form, you understand."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Lestrange did not seem in the least discomposed.</p> + +<p>"You want to know where I was yesterday evening between six and seven?"</p> + +<p>"If you please, Madam."</p> + +<p>"Let me see." She reflected a moment. "I was here. In this house."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" I saw the Inspector's eyes flash. "And your maid—you have only +one maid, I think, can confirm that statement?"</p> + +<p>"No, it was Hilda's afternoon out."</p> + +<p>"I see."</p> + +<p>"So unfortunately you will have to take my word for it," said Mrs. +Lestrange pleasantly.</p> + +<p>"You seriously declare that you were at home all the afternoon?"</p> + +<p>"You said between six and seven, Inspector. I was out for a walk +earlier in the afternoon. I returned some time before five o'clock."</p> + +<p>"Then if a lady—Miss Hartnell, for instance—were to declare that she +came here about six o'clock, rang the bell, but could make no one hear +and was compelled to go away again, you'd say she was mistaken, eh?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! no," Mrs. Lestrange shook her head.</p> + +<p>"But—"</p> + +<p>"If your maid is in, she can say not at home. If one is alone and does +not happen to want to see callers—well, the only thing to do is to let +them ring."</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack looked slightly baffled.</p> + +<p>"Elderly women bore me dreadfully," said Mrs. Lestrange. "And Miss +Hartnell is particularly boring. She must have rung at least half a +dozen times before she went away."</p> + +<p>She smiled sweetly at Inspector Slack.</p> + +<p>The Inspector shifted his ground.</p> + +<p>"Then if anyone were to say they'd seen you out and about then—"</p> + +<p>"Oh! but they didn't, did they?" She was quick to sense his weak point. +"No one saw me out, because I was in, you see."</p> + +<p>"Quite so, Madam."</p> + +<p>The Inspector hitched his chair a little nearer.</p> + +<p>"Now I understand, Mrs. Lestrange, that you paid a visit to Colonel +Protheroe at Old Hall the night before his death."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Lestrange said calmly:</p> + +<p>"That is so."</p> + +<p>"Can you indicate to me the nature of that interview?"</p> + +<p>"It concerned a private matter, Inspector."</p> + +<p>"I'm afraid I must ask you to tell me the nature of that private +matter."</p> + +<p>"I shall not tell you anything of the kind. I will only assure you +that nothing which was said at that interview could possibly have any +bearing upon the crime."</p> + +<p>"I don't think you are the best judge of that."</p> + +<p>"At any rate, you will have to take my word for it, Inspector."</p> + +<p>"In fact, I have to take your word about everything."</p> + +<p>"It does seem rather like it," she agreed, still with the same smiling +calm.</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack grew very red.</p> + +<p>"This is a serious matter, Mrs. Lestrange. I want the truth—" He +banged his fist down on a table, "and I mean to get it."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Lestrange said nothing at all.</p> + +<p>"Don't you see, Madam, that you're putting yourself in a very fishy +position?"</p> + +<p>Still Mrs. Lestrange said nothing.</p> + +<p>"You'll be required to give evidence at the inquest."</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>Just the monosyllable. Unemphatic, uninterested. The Inspector altered +his tactics.</p> + +<p>"You were acquainted with Colonel Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, I was acquainted with him."</p> + +<p>"Well acquainted?"</p> + +<p>There was a pause before she said:</p> + +<p>"I had not seen him for several years."</p> + +<p>"You were acquainted with Mrs. Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"No."</p> + +<p>"You'll excuse me, but it was a very unusual time to make a call."</p> + +<p>"Not from my point of view."</p> + +<p>"What do you mean by that?"</p> + +<p>She said clearly and distinctly:</p> + +<p>"I wanted to see Colonel Protheroe alone. I did not want to see +Mrs. Protheroe or Miss Protheroe. I considered this the best way of +accomplishing my objective."</p> + +<p>"Why didn't you want to see Mrs. or Miss Protheroe?"</p> + +<p>"That, Inspector, is my business."</p> + +<p>"Then you refuse to say more?"</p> + +<p>"Absolutely."</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack rose.</p> + +<p>"You'll be putting yourself in a nasty position, Madam, if you're not +careful. All this looks bad—it looks very bad."</p> + +<p>She laughed. I could have told Inspector Slack that this was not the +kind of woman who is easily frightened.</p> + +<p>"Well," he said, extricating himself with dignity, "don't say I +haven't warned you, that's all. Good afternoon, Madam, and mind you, +we're going to get at the truth."</p> + +<p>He departed. Mrs. Lestrange rose and held out her hand.</p> + +<p>"I am going to send you away—yes, it is better so. You see, it is too +late for advice now. I have chosen my part."</p> + +<p>She repeated, in a rather forlorn voice:</p> + +<p>"I have chosen my part."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_16">Chapter 16</h2> +</div> + + +<p>As I went out, I ran into Haydock on the doorstep. He glanced sharply +after Slack, who was just passing through the gate, and demanded:</p> + +<p>"Has he been questioning her?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"He's been civil, I hope?"</p> + +<p>Civility, to my mind, is an art which Inspector Slack has never learnt, +but I presumed that according to his own lights, civil he had been, +and anyway I didn't want to upset Haydock any further. He was looking +worried and upset as it was. So I said he had been quite civil.</p> + +<p>Haydock nodded and passed on into the house, and I went on down the +village street where I soon caught up with the Inspector. I fancy that +he was walking slowly on purpose. Much as he dislikes me, he is not the +man to let dislike stand in the way of acquiring any useful information.</p> + +<p>"Do you know anything about the lady?" he asked me point-blank.</p> + +<p>I said I knew nothing whatever.</p> + +<p>"She's never said anything about why she came here to live?"</p> + +<p>"No."</p> + +<p>"Yet you go and see her?"</p> + +<p>"It is one of my duties to call on my parishioners," I replied, evading +to remark that I had been sent for.</p> + +<p>"H'm, I suppose it is." He was silent for a minute or two and then, +unable to resist discussing his recent failure, he went on, "Fishy +business, it looks to me."</p> + +<p>"You think so?"</p> + +<p>"If you ask me, I say 'blackmail.' Seems funny, when you think of what +Colonel Protheroe was always supposed to be. But there, you never can +tell. He wouldn't be the first churchwarden who'd led a double life."</p> + +<p>Faint remembrances of Miss Marple's remarks on the same subject floated +through my mind.</p> + +<p>"You really think that's likely?"</p> + +<p>"Well, it fits the facts, sir. Why did a smart, well dressed lady come +down to this quiet little hole? Why did she go and see him at that +funny time of day? Why did she avoid seeing Mrs. and Miss Protheroe? +Yes, it all hangs together. Awkward for her to admit—blackmail's a +punishable offence. But we'll get the truth out of her. For all we know +it may have a very important bearing on the case. If Colonel Protheroe +had some guilty secret in his life—something disgraceful—well, you +can see for yourself what a field it opens up."</p> + +<p>I suppose it did.</p> + +<p>"I've been trying to get the butler to talk. He might have overheard +some of the conversation between Colonel Protheroe and Lestrange. +Butlers do sometimes. But he swears he hadn't the least idea of what +the conversation was about. By the way, he got the sack through it. The +Colonel went for him, being angry at his having let her in. The butler +retorted by giving notice. Says he didn't like the place anyway, and +had been thinking of leaving for some time."</p> + +<p>"Really."</p> + +<p>"So that gives us another person who had a grudge against the Colonel."</p> + +<p>"You don't seriously suspect the man—what's his name by the way?"</p> + +<p>"His name's Reeves, and I don't say I do suspect him. What I say is, +you never know. I don't like that soapy, oily manner of his."</p> + +<p>I wonder what Reeves would say of Inspector Slack's manner.</p> + +<p>"I'm going to question the chauffeur now."</p> + +<p>"Perhaps, then," I said, "you'll give me a lift in your car. I want a +short interview with Mrs. Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"What about?"</p> + +<p>"The funeral arrangements."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" Inspector Slack was slightly taken aback. "The inquest's +tomorrow, Saturday."</p> + +<p>"Just so. The funeral will probably be arranged for Tuesday."</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack seemed to be a little ashamed of himself for his +brusqueness. He held out an olive branch in the shape of an invitation +to be present at the interview with the chauffeur, Manning.</p> + +<p>Manning was a nice lad, not more than twenty-five or -six years of age. +He was inclined to be awed by the Inspector.</p> + +<p>"Now then, my lad," said Slack, "I want a little information from you."</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir," stammered the chauffeur. "Certainly, sir."</p> + +<p>If he had committed the murder himself he could not have been more +alarmed.</p> + +<p>"You took your master to the village yesterday?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"What time was that?"</p> + +<p>"Five-thirty."</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Protheroe went too?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"You went straight to the village?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"You didn't stop anywhere on the way?"</p> + +<p>"No, sir."</p> + +<p>"What did you do when you got there?"</p> + +<p>"The Colonel got out and told me he wouldn't want the car again. He'd +walk home. Mrs. Protheroe had some shopping to do. The parcels were put +in the car. Then she said that was all and I drove home."</p> + +<p>"Leaving her in the village?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"What time was that?"</p> + +<p>"A quarter past six, sir. A quarter past exactly."</p> + +<p>"Where did you leave her?"</p> + +<p>"By the church, sir."</p> + +<p>"Had the Colonel mentioned at all where he was going?"</p> + +<p>"He said something about having to see the vet—something to do with +one of the horses."</p> + +<p>"I see. And you drove straight back here?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"There are two entrances to Old Hall, by the South Lodge and by the +North Lodge. I take it that going to the village you would go by the +South Lodge?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir, always."</p> + +<p>"And you came back the same way?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"H'm. I think that's all. Ah! here's Miss Protheroe."</p> + +<p>Lettice drifted towards us.</p> + +<p>"I want the Fiat, Manning," she said. "Start her for me, will you?"</p> + +<p>"Very good, Miss."</p> + +<p>He went towards a two-seater and lifted the bonnet.</p> + +<p>"Just a minute, Miss Protheroe," said Slack. "It's necessary that I +should have a record of everybody's movements yesterday afternoon. No +offence meant."</p> + +<p>Lettice stared at him.</p> + +<p>"I never know the time of anything," she said.</p> + +<p>"I understand you went out soon after lunch yesterday."</p> + +<p>She nodded.</p> + +<p>"Where to, please?"</p> + +<p>"To play tennis."</p> + +<p>"Who with?"</p> + +<p>"The Hartley Napiers."</p> + +<p>"At Much Benham?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"And you returned?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know. I tell you I never know these things."</p> + +<p>"You returned," I said, "about seven-thirty."</p> + +<p>"That's right," said Lettice. "In the middle of the shemozzle. Anne +having fits and Griselda supporting her."</p> + +<p>"Thank you, Miss," said the Inspector. "That's all I want to know."</p> + +<p>"How queer," said Lettice. "It seems so uninteresting."</p> + +<p>She moved towards the Fiat.</p> + +<p>The Inspector touched his forehead in a surreptitious manner.</p> + +<p>"A bit wanting?" he suggested.</p> + +<p>"Not in the least," I said. "But she likes to be thought so."</p> + +<p>"Well, I'm off to question the maids now."</p> + +<p>One cannot really like Slack, but one can admire his energy.</p> + +<p>We parted company and I inquired of Reeves if I could see Mrs. +Protheroe.</p> + +<p>"She is lying down, sir, at the moment."</p> + +<p>"Then I'd better not disturb her."</p> + +<p>"Perhaps if you would wait, sir, I know that Mrs. Protheroe is anxious +to see you. She was saying as much at luncheon."</p> + +<p>He showed me into the drawing room, switching on the electric lights, +since the blinds were down.</p> + +<p>"A very sad business all this," I said.</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>His voice was cold and respectful.</p> + +<p>I looked at him. What feelings were at work under that impassive +demeanour. Were there things that he knew and could have told us? There +is nothing so inhuman as the mask of the good servant.</p> + +<p>"Is there anything more, sir?"</p> + +<p>Was there just a hint of anxiety to be gone behind that correct +expression?</p> + +<p>"There's nothing more," I said.</p> + +<p>I had a very short time to wait before Anne Protheroe came to me. We +discussed and settled a few arrangements and then:</p> + +<p>"What a wonderfully kind man Dr. Haydock is," she exclaimed.</p> + +<p>"Haydock is the best fellow I know."</p> + +<p>"He has been amazingly kind to me. But he looks very sad, doesn't he?"</p> + +<p>It had never occurred to me to think of Haydock as sad. I turned the +idea over in my mind.</p> + +<p>"I don't think I've ever noticed it," I said at last.</p> + +<p>"I never have, until today."</p> + +<p>"One's own troubles sharpen one's eyes sometimes," I said.</p> + +<p>"That's very true."</p> + +<p>She paused and then said:</p> + +<p>"Mr. Clement, there's one thing I absolutely <i>cannot</i> make out. If my +husband was shot immediately after I left him, how was it that I didn't +hear the shot?"</p> + +<p>"They have reason to believe that the shot was fired later."</p> + +<p>"But the 6.20 on the note."</p> + +<p>"Was possibly added by a different hand—the murderer's."</p> + +<p>Her cheek paled.</p> + +<p>"How horrible!"</p> + +<p>"It didn't strike you that the date was not in his handwriting?"</p> + +<p>"None of it looked like his handwriting."</p> + +<p>There was some truth in this observation. It was a somewhat illegible +scrawl, not so precise as Protheroe's writing usually was.</p> + +<p>"You are sure they don't still suspect Lawrence?"</p> + +<p>"I think he is definitely cleared."</p> + +<p>"But Mr. Clement, who can it be? Lucius was not popular, I know, but I +don't think he had any real enemies. Not—not that kind of enemy."</p> + +<p>I shook my head.</p> + +<p>"It's a mystery."</p> + +<p>I thought wonderingly of Miss Marple's seven suspects. Who could they +be?</p> + +<p>After I took leave of Anne, I proceeded to put a certain plan of mine +into action.</p> + +<p>I returned from Old Hall by way of a private path. When I reached the +stile, I retraced my steps, and choosing a place where I fancied the +undergrowth showed signs of being disturbed, I turned aside from the +path and forced my way through the bushes. The wood was a thick one, +with a good deal of tangled undergrowth. My progress was not very fast, +and I suddenly became aware that someone else was moving among the +bushes not very far from me. As I paused irresolutely, Lawrence Redding +came into sight. He was carrying a large stone.</p> + +<p>I suppose I must have looked surprised, for he suddenly burst out +laughing.</p> + +<p>"No," he said, "it's not a clue; it's a peace offering."</p> + +<p>"A peace offering?"</p> + +<p>"Well, a basis for negotiations, shall we say? I want an excuse for +calling on your neighbour, Miss Marple, and I have been told that there +is nothing she likes so much as a nice bit of rock or stone for the +Japanese gardens she makes."</p> + +<p>"Quite true," I said. "But what do you want with the old lady?"</p> + +<p>"Just this. If there was anything to be seen yesterday evening Miss +Marple saw it. I don't mean anything necessarily connected with +the crime—that she would think connected with the crime. I mean +some <i>outré</i> or bizarre incident, some simple little happening that +might give us a clue to the truth. Something that she wouldn't think +worthwhile mentioning to the police."</p> + +<p>"It's possible, I suppose."</p> + +<p>"It's worth trying anyhow. Clement, I'm going to get to the bottom of +this business. For Anne's sake, if nobody else's. And I haven't any too +much confidence in Slack—he's a zealous fellow, but zeal can't really +take the place of brains."</p> + +<p>"I see," I said, "that you are that favourite character of fiction, the +amateur detective. I don't know that they really hold their own with +the professional in real life."</p> + +<p>He looked at me shrewdly and suddenly laughed.</p> + +<p>"What are you doing in the wood, padre?"</p> + +<p>I had the grace to blush.</p> + +<p>"Just the same as I am doing, I dare swear. We've got the same idea, +haven't we? <i>How did the murderer come to the study?</i> First way, along +the lane and through the gate; second way, by the front door; third +way—is there a third way? My idea was to see if there were any sign +of the bushes being disturbed or broken anywhere near the wall of the +Vicarage garden."</p> + +<p>"That was just my idea," I admitted.</p> + +<p>"I hadn't really got down to the job, though," continued Lawrence, +"because it occurred to me that I'd like to see Miss Marple first, to +make quite sure that no one did pass along the lane yesterday evening +while we were in the studio."</p> + +<p>I shook my head.</p> + +<p>"She was quite positive that nobody did."</p> + +<p>"Yes, nobody whom she would call anybody—sounds mad, but you see what +I mean. But there might have been someone like a postman or a milkman +or a butcher's boy—someone whose presence would be so natural that you +wouldn't think of mentioning it."</p> + +<p>"You've been reading G. K. Chesterton," I said, and Lawrence did not +deny it.</p> + +<p>"But don't you think there's just possibly something in the idea?"</p> + +<p>"Well, I suppose there might be," I admitted.</p> + +<p>Without further ado we made our way to Miss Marple's. She was working +in the garden, and called out to us as we climbed over the stile.</p> + +<p>"You see," murmured Lawrence, "she sees everybody."</p> + +<p>She received us very graciously, and was much pleased with Lawrence's +immense rock, which he presented with all due solemnity.</p> + +<p>"It's very thoughtful of you, Mr. Redding. Very thoughtful indeed."</p> + +<p>Emboldened by this, Lawrence embarked on his questions. Miss Marple +listened attentively.</p> + +<p>"Yes, I see what you mean, and I quite agree; it is the sort of thing +no one mentions or bothers to mention. But I can assure you that there +was nothing of the kind. Nothing whatever."</p> + +<p>"You are sure, Miss Marple?"</p> + +<p>"Quite sure."</p> + +<p>"Did you see anyone go by the path into the wood that afternoon?" I +asked. "Or come from it?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! yes, quite a number of people. Dr. Stone and Miss Cram went that +way—it's the nearest way to the barrow for them. That was a little +after two o'clock. And Dr. Stone returned that way—as you know, Mr. +Redding, since he joined you and Mrs. Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"By the way," I said, "that shot—the one you heard, Miss Marple. Mr. +Redding and Mrs. Protheroe must have heard it too."</p> + +<p>I looked inquiringly at Lawrence.</p> + +<p>"Yes," he said frowning. "I believe I did hear some shots. Weren't +there one or two shots?"</p> + +<p>"I only heard one," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"It's only the vaguest impression in my mind," said Lawrence. "Curse +it all, I wish I could remember. If only I'd known. You see I was so +completely taken up with—with—"</p> + +<p>He paused, embarrassed.</p> + +<p>I gave a tactful cough. Miss Marple, with a touch of prudishness, +changed the subject.</p> + +<p>"Inspector Slack has been trying to get me to say whether I heard +the shot after Mr. Redding and Mrs. Protheroe had left the studio or +before. I've had to confess that I really could not say definitely, but +I have the impression—which is growing stronger the more I think about +it—that it was after."</p> + +<p>"Then that lets the celebrated Dr. Stone out anyway," said Lawrence +with a laugh. "Not that there has ever been the slightest reason why he +should be suspected of shooting poor old Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"Ah!" said Miss Marple. "But I always find it prudent to suspect +everybody just a little. What I say is, you really never <i>know</i>, do +you?"</p> + +<p>This was typical of Miss Marple. I asked Lawrence if he agreed with her +about the shot.</p> + +<p>"I really can't say. You see, it was such an ordinary sound. I should +be inclined to think it had been fired when we were in the studio. The +sound would have been deadened and—and one would have noticed it less +there."</p> + +<p>For other reasons than the sound being deadened, I thought to myself!</p> + +<p>"I must ask Anne," said Lawrence. "She may remember. By the way, +there seems to me to be one curious fact that needs explanation. Mrs. +Lestrange, the Mystery Lady of St. Mary Mead, paid a visit to old +Protheroe after dinner on Wednesday night. And nobody seems to have any +idea what it was all about. Old Protheroe said nothing to either his +wife or Lettice."</p> + +<p>"Perhaps the Vicar knows," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>Now how did the woman know that I had been to visit Mrs. Lestrange that +afternoon? The way she always knows things is uncanny.</p> + +<p>I shook my head and said I could throw no light upon the matter.</p> + +<p>"What does Inspector Slack think?" asked Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"He's done his best to bully the butler—but apparently the butler +wasn't curious enough to listen at the door. So there it is—no one +knows."</p> + +<p>"I expect someone overheard something, though, don't you?" said Miss +Marple. "I mean, somebody always <i>does</i>. I think that is where Mr. +Redding might find out something."</p> + +<p>"But Mrs. Protheroe knows nothing."</p> + +<p>"I didn't mean Anne Protheroe," said Miss Marple. "I meant the women +servants. They do so hate telling anything to the police. But a +nice-looking young man—you'll excuse me, Mr. Redding—and one who has +been unjustly suspected—Oh! I'm sure they'd tell him at once."</p> + +<p>"I'll go and have a try this evening," said Lawrence with vigour. +"Thanks for the hint, Miss Marple. I'll go after—well, after a little +job the Vicar and I are going to do."</p> + +<p>It occurred to me that we had better be getting on with it. I said +good-bye to Miss Marple and we entered the woods once more.</p> + +<p>First we went up the path till we came to a new spot, where it +certainly looked as though someone had left the path on the right-hand +side. Lawrence explained that he had already followed this particular +trail and found it led nowhere, but he added that we might as well try +again. He might have been wrong.</p> + +<p>It was, however, as he had said. After about ten or twelve yards, any +sign of broken and trampled leaves petered out. It was from this spot +that Lawrence had broken back towards the path to meet me earlier in +the afternoon.</p> + +<p>We emerged on the path again and walked a little farther along it. +Again we came to a place where the bushes seemed disturbed. The signs +were very slight but, I thought, unmistakable. This time the trail was +more promising. By a devious course, it wound steadily nearer to the +Vicarage. Presently we arrived at where the bushes grew thickly up +to the wall. The wall is a high one and ornamented with fragments of +broken bottles on the top. If anyone had placed a ladder against it, we +ought to find traces of their passage.</p> + +<p>We were working our way slowly along the wall when a sound came to our +ears of a breaking twig. I pressed forward, forcing my way through a +thick tangle of shrubs—and came face to face with Inspector Slack.</p> + +<p>"So it's you," he said. "And Mr. Redding. Now what do you think you two +gentlemen are doing?"</p> + +<p>Slightly crestfallen, we explained.</p> + +<p>"Quite so," said the Inspector. "Not being the fools we're usually +thought to be, I had the same idea myself. I've been here over an hour. +Would you like to know something?"</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said meekly.</p> + +<p>"Whoever murdered Colonel Protheroe didn't come this way to do it! +There's not a sign either on this side of the wall, nor the other. +Whoever murdered Colonel Protheroe came through the front door. There's +no other way he could have come."</p> + +<p>"Impossible," I cried.</p> + +<p>"Why impossible? Your door stands open. Anyone's only got to walk in. +They can't be seen from the kitchen. They know you're safely out of +the way; they know Mrs. Protheroe's in London; they know Mr. Dennis +is at a tennis party. Simple as A.B.C. And they don't need to go or +come through the village. Just opposite the Vicarage gate is a public +footpath and, from it, you can turn into these same woods and come out +whichever way you choose. Unless Mrs. Price Ridley were to come out of +her front gate at that particular minute, it's all clear sailing. A +great deal more so than climbing over walls. The side windows of the +upper story of Mrs. Price Ridley's house do overlook most of that wall. +No, depend upon it, that's the way he came."</p> + +<p>It really seemed as though he must be right.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_17">Chapter 17</h2> +</div> + + +<p>Inspector Slack came round to see me the following morning. He is, I +think, thawing towards me. In time, he may forget the incident of the +clock.</p> + +<p>"Well, sir," he greeted me. "I've traced that telephone call that you +received."</p> + +<p>"Indeed?" I said eagerly.</p> + +<p>"It's rather odd. It was put through from the North Lodge of Old +Hall. Now that Lodge is empty; the lodgekeepers have been pensioned +off, and the new lodgekeepers aren't in yet. The place was empty and +convenient—a window at the back was open. No finger prints on the +instrument itself—it had been wiped clean. That's suggestive."</p> + +<p>"How do you mean?"</p> + +<p>"I mean that it shows that call was put through deliberately to get you +out of the way. Therefore the murder was carefully planned in advance. +If it had been just a harmless practical joke, the fingerprints +wouldn't have been wiped off so carefully."</p> + +<p>"No, I see that."</p> + +<p>"It also shows that the murderer was well acquainted with Old Hall and +its surroundings. It wasn't Mrs. Protheroe who put that call through. +I've accounted for every moment of her time that afternoon. There +are half a dozen servants who can swear that she was at home up till +five-thirty. Then the car came round and drove Colonel Protheroe and +her to the village. The Colonel went to see Quinton, the vet, about one +of the horses. Mrs. Protheroe did some ordering at the grocer's and at +the fish shop, and from there came straight down the back lane where +Miss Marple saw her. All the shops agree she carried no handbag with +her. The old lady was right."</p> + +<p>"She usually is," I said mildly.</p> + +<p>"And Miss Protheroe was over at Much Benham at 5.30."</p> + +<p>"Quite so," I said. "My nephew was there too."</p> + +<p>"That disposes of her. The maids seem all right—a bit hysterical and +upset, but what can you expect? Of course, I've got my eye on the +butler—what with giving notice and all. But I don't think he knows +anything about it."</p> + +<p>"Your inquiries seem to have had rather a negative result, Inspector."</p> + +<p>"They do and they do not, sir. There's one very queer thing has turned +up—quite unexpectedly, I may say."</p> + +<p>"Yes?"</p> + +<p>"You remember the fuss that Mrs. Price Ridley, who lives next door +to you, was kicking up yesterday morning? About being rung up on the +telephone?"</p> + +<p>"Yes?" I said.</p> + +<p>"Well we traced the call just to calm her—and where on this earth do +you think it was put through from?"</p> + +<p>"A call office?" I hazarded.</p> + +<p>"No, Mr. Clement. That call was put through from Mr. Lawrence Redding's +cottage."</p> + +<p>"What?" I exclaimed, surprised.</p> + +<p>"Yes. A bit odd, isn't it? Mr. Redding had nothing to do with it. At +that time, 6.35, he was on his way to the Blue Boar with Dr. Stone, +in full view of the village. But there it is. Suggestive, eh? Someone +walked into that empty cottage and used the telephone. Who was it? +That's two queer telephone calls in one day. Makes you think there's +some connection between them. I'll eat my hat if they weren't both put +through by the same person."</p> + +<p>"But with what object?"</p> + +<p>"Well, that's what we've got to find out. There seems no particular +point in the second one, but there must be a point somewhere. And you +see the significance? Mr. Redding's house used to telephone from. Mr. +Redding's pistol. All throwing suspicion on Mr. Redding."</p> + +<p>"It would be more to the point to have put through the <i>first</i> call +from his house," I objected.</p> + +<p>"Ah! But I've been thinking that out. What did Mr. Redding do most +afternoons? He went up to Old Hall and painted Miss Protheroe. And from +his cottage, he'd go on his motor bicycle, passing through the North +Gate. Now you see the point of the call being put through from there. +<i>The murderer is someone who didn't know about the quarrel, and that +Mr. Redding wasn't going up to Old Hall anymore.</i>"</p> + +<p>I reflected a moment to let the Inspector's points sink into my brain. +They seemed to me logical and unavoidable.</p> + +<p>"Were there any fingerprints on the receiver in Mr. Redding's cottage?" +I asked.</p> + +<p>"There were not," said the Inspector bitterly. "That dratted old woman +who goes and does for him had been and dusted them off yesterday +morning." He reflected wrathfully for a few minutes. "She's a stupid +old fool anyway. Can't remember when she saw the pistol last. It might +have been there on the morning of the crime or it might not. 'She +couldn't say, she's sure.' They're all alike!</p> + +<p>"Just as a matter of form, I went round and saw Dr. Stone," he went on. +"I must say he was pleasant as could be about it. He and Miss Cram went +up to that mound—or barrow—or whatever you call it, about half past +two yesterday, and stayed there all the afternoon. Dr. Stone came back +alone, and she came later. He says he didn't hear any shot, but admits +he's absent-minded. But it all bears out what we think."</p> + +<p>"Only," I said, "you haven't caught the murderer."</p> + +<p>"H'm," said the Inspector. "It was a woman's voice you heard through +the telephone. It was, in all probability, a woman's voice Mrs. Price +Ridley heard. If only that shot hadn't come hard on the close of the +telephone call—well, I'd know where to look."</p> + +<p>"Where?"</p> + +<p>"Ah! that's just what it's best not to say, sir."</p> + +<p>Unblushingly, I suggested a glass of old port. I have some very fine +old vintage port. Eleven o'clock in the morning is not the usual time +for drinking port, but I did not think that mattered with Inspector +Slack. It was, of course, cruel abuse of the vintage port, but one must +not be squeamish about such things.</p> + +<p>When Inspector Slack had polished off the second glass, he began to +unbend and become genial. Such is the effect of that particular port.</p> + +<p>"I don't suppose it matters with you, sir," he said. "You'll keep it to +yourself? No letting it get round the parish."</p> + +<p>I reassured him.</p> + +<p>"Seeing as the whole thing happened in your house, it almost seems as +though you had a right to know."</p> + +<p>"Just what I feel myself," I said.</p> + +<p>"Well, then, sir, what about the lady who called on Colonel Protheroe +the night before the murder?"</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Lestrange?" I cried, speaking rather loud in my astonishment.</p> + +<p>The Inspector threw me a reproachful glance.</p> + +<p>"Not so loud, sir. Mrs. Lestrange is the lady I've got my eye on. You +remember what I told you—blackmail."</p> + +<p>"Hardly a reason for murder. Wouldn't it be a case of killing the goose +that laid the golden eggs? That is, assuming that your hypothesis is +true, which I don't for a minute admit."</p> + +<p>The Inspector winked at me in a common manner.</p> + +<p>"Ah! she's the kind the gentlemen will always stand up for. Now look +here, sir. Suppose she's successfully blackmailed the old gentleman +in the past. After a lapse of years, she gets wind of him, comes down +here and tries it on again. <i>But</i> in the meantime, things have changed. +The law has taken up a very different stand. Every facility is given +nowadays to people prosecuting for blackmail—names are not allowed to +be reported in the press. Suppose Colonel Protheroe turns round and +says he'll have the law on her. She's in a nasty position. They give a +very severe sentence for blackmail. The boot's on the other leg. The +only thing to do to save herself is to put him out good and quick."</p> + +<p>I was silent. I had to admit that the case the Inspector had built up +was plausible. Only one thing to my mind made it inadmissible—the +personality of Mrs. Lestrange.</p> + +<p>"I don't agree with you, Inspector," I said. "Mrs. Lestrange doesn't +seem to me to be a potential blackmailer. She's—well, it's an +old-fashioned word, but she's a—lady."</p> + +<p>He threw me a pitying glance.</p> + +<p>"Ah! well, sir," he said tolerantly. "You're a clergyman. You don't +know half of what goes on. Lady indeed! You'd be surprised if you knew +some of the things I know."</p> + +<p>"I'm not referring to mere social position. Anyway I should imagine Mrs. +Lestrange to be a <i>déclassée</i>. What I mean is a question of—personal +refinement."</p> + +<p>"You don't see her with the same eyes as I do, sir. I may be a man—but +I'm a police officer too. They can't get over me with their personal +refinement. Why, that woman is the kind who could stick a knife into +you without turning a hair."</p> + +<p>Curiously enough, I could believe Mrs. Lestrange guilty of murder more +easily than I could believe her capable of blackmail.</p> + +<p>"But of course she can't have been telephoning to the old lady next +door and shooting Colonel Protheroe at one and the same time," +continued the Inspector.</p> + +<p>The words were hardly out of his mouth when he slapped his leg +ferociously.</p> + +<p>"Got it," he exclaimed. "That's the point of the telephone call. Kind +of <i>alibi</i>. Knew we'd connect it with the first one. I'm going to look +into this. She may have bribed some village lad to do the phoning for +her. <i>He'd</i> never think of connecting it with the murder."</p> + +<p>The Inspector hurried off.</p> + +<p>"Miss Marple wants to see you," said Griselda putting her head in. +"She sent over a very incoherent note—all spidery and underlined. +I couldn't read most of it. Apparently she can't leave home herself. +Hurry up and go across and see her and find out what it is. I've got +my old women coming in two minutes or I'd come myself. I do hate old +women—they tell you about their bad legs, and sometimes insist on +showing them to you. What luck that the inquest is this afternoon! You +won't have to go and watch the Boys' Club Cricket Match."</p> + +<p>I hurried off considerably exercised in my own mind as to the reason +for this summons.</p> + +<p>I found Miss Marple in what, I believe, is described as a fluster. She +was very pink and slightly incoherent.</p> + +<p>"My nephew," she explained. "My nephew, Raymond West, the author. He is +coming down today. Such a to-do. I have to see to everything myself. +You cannot trust a maid to air a bed properly, and we must, of course, +have a meat meal tonight. Gentlemen require such a lot of meat, do they +not? And drink. There certainly should be some drink in the house—and +a siphon."</p> + +<p>"If I can do anything—" I began.</p> + +<p>"Oh! how very kind. But I did not mean that. There is plenty of time +really. He brings his own pipe tobacco, I am glad to say. Glad because +it saves me from knowing which kind of cigarettes are right to buy. +But rather sorry, too, because it takes so long for the smell to get +out of the curtains. Of course, I open the window and shake them well +very early every morning. Raymond gets up very late—I think writers +often do. He writes very clever books, I believe, though people are not +really nearly so unpleasant as he makes out. Clever young men know so +little of life, don't you think?"</p> + +<p>"Would you like to bring him to dinner at the Vicarage?" I asked, still +unable to gather why I had been summoned.</p> + +<p>"Oh! no, thank you," said Miss Marple. "It's very kind of you," she +added.</p> + +<p>"There was—er—something you wanted to see me about, I think," I +suggested, desperately.</p> + +<p>"Oh! Of course. In all the excitement it had gone right out of my +head." She broke off and called to her maid: "Emily—Emily. Not those +sheets. The frilled ones with the monogram, and don't put them too near +the fire."</p> + +<p>She closed the door and returned to me on tiptoe.</p> + +<p>"It's just rather a curious thing that happened last night," she +explained. "I thought you would like to hear about it, though at +the moment it doesn't seem to make sense. I felt very wakeful last +night—wondering about all this sad business. And I got up and looked +out of my window. And what do you think I saw?"</p> + +<p>I looked inquiring.</p> + +<p>"Gladys Cram," said Miss Marple, with great emphasis. "As I live, going +into the wood with a suitcase."</p> + +<p>"A suitcase?"</p> + +<p>"Isn't it extraordinary? What should she want with a suitcase in the +wood at twelve o'clock at night?"</p> + +<p>We both stared at each other.</p> + +<p>"You see," said Miss Marple. "I daresay it has nothing to do with the +murder. But it is a Peculiar Thing. And just at present we all feel we +must take notice of Peculiar Things."</p> + +<p>"Perfectly amazing," I said. "Was she going to—er—sleep in the barrow +by any chance?"</p> + +<p>"She didn't, at any rate," said Miss Marple. "Because quite a short +time afterwards she came back, and she hadn't got the suitcase with +her."</p> + +<p>We stared at each other again.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_18">Chapter 18</h2> +</div> + + +<p>The inquest was held that afternoon (Saturday) at two o'clock at the +Blue Boar. The local excitement was, I need hardly say, tremendous. +There had been no murder in St. Mary Mead for at least fifteen years. +And to have someone like Colonel Protheroe murdered actually in the +Vicarage study is such a feast of sensation as rarely falls to the lot +of a village population.</p> + +<p>Various comments floated to my ears which I was probably not meant to +hear.</p> + +<p>"There's Vicar. Look pale, don't he? I wonder if he had a hand in it. +'Twas done at Vicarage, after all."</p> + +<p>"How can you, Mary Adams? And him visiting Henry Abbott at the time."</p> + +<p>"Ah! but they do say him and the Colonel had words. There's Mary Hill. +Giving herself airs, she is, on account of being in service there. +Hush, here's coroner."</p> + +<p>The coroner was Dr. Roberts of our adjoining town of Much Benham. He +cleared his throat, adjusted his eyeglasses, and looked important.</p> + +<p>To recapitulate all the evidence would be merely tiresome. Lawrence +Redding gave evidence of finding the body, and identified the pistol +as belonging to him. To the best of his belief he had seen it on the +Tuesday, two days previously. It was kept on a shelf in his cottage, +and the door of the cottage was habitually unlocked.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Protheroe gave evidence that she had last seen her husband about a +quarter to six, when they separated in the village street. She agreed +to call for him at the Vicarage later. She had gone to the Vicarage +about a quarter past six, by way of the back lane and the garden gate. +She had heard no voices in the study, and had imagined that the room +was empty, but her husband might have been sitting at the writing +table, in which case she would not have seen him. As far as she knew, +he had been in his usual health and spirits. She knew of no enemy who +might have had a grudge against him.</p> + +<p>I gave evidence next, told of my appointment with Protheroe and my +summons to the Abbotts'. I described how I had found the body and my +summoning of Dr. Haydock.</p> + +<p>"How many people, Mr. Clement, were aware that Colonel Protheroe was +coming to see you that evening?"</p> + +<p>"A good many, I should imagine. My wife knew and my nephew, and Colonel +Protheroe himself alluded to the fact that morning when I met him in +the village. I should think several people might have overheard him, +as, being slightly deaf, he spoke in a loud voice."</p> + +<p>"It was then a matter of common knowledge? Anyone might know?"</p> + +<p>I agreed.</p> + +<p>Haydock followed. He was an important witness. He described carefully +and technically the appearance of the body and the exact injuries. +It was his opinion that deceased had been shot while actually in the +act of writing. He placed the time of death at approximately 6.20 to +6.30—certainly not later than 6.35. That was the outside limit. He was +positive and emphatic on that point. There was no question of suicide; +the wound could not have been self-inflicted.</p> + +<p>Inspector Slack's evidence was discreet and abridged. He described his +summons, and the circumstances under which he had found the body. The +unfinished letter was produced and the time on it—6.20—noted. Also +the clock. It was tacitly assumed that the time of death was 6.22. The +police were giving nothing away. Anne Protheroe told me afterwards that +she had been told to suggest a slightly earlier period of time than +6.20 for her visit.</p> + +<p>Our maid, Mary, was the next witness and proved a somewhat truculent +one. She hadn't heard anything and didn't want to hear anything. It +wasn't as though gentlemen who came to see the Vicar usually got shot. +They didn't. She'd got her own jobs to look after. Colonel Protheroe +had arrived at a quarter past six exactly. No, she didn't look at the +clock. She heard the church chime after she had shown him into the +study. She didn't hear any shot. If there had been a shot she'd have +heard it. Well, of course she knew there must have been a shot, since +the gentleman was found shot—but there it was. She hadn't heard it.</p> + +<p>The Coroner did not press the point. I realized that he and Colonel +Melchett were working in agreement.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Lestrange had been subpoenaed to give evidence, but a medical +certificate, signed by Dr. Haydock, was produced saying she was too ill +to attend.</p> + +<p>There was only one other witness, a somewhat doddering old woman, the +one who, in Slack's phrase, "did for" Lawrence Redding.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Archer was shown the pistol and recognized it as the one she had +seen in Mr. Redding's sitting room—"Over against the bookcase, he +kept it, lying about." She had last seen it on the day of the murder. +Yes—in answer to a further question—she was quite sure it was there +at lunchtime on Thursday—quarter to one when she left.</p> + +<p>I remembered what the Inspector had told me, and I was mildly +surprised. However vague she might have been when he questioned her, +she was quite positive about it now.</p> + +<p>The Coroner summed up in a negative manner but with a good deal of +firmness. The verdict was given almost immediately.</p> + +<p>Murder by person or persons unknown.</p> + +<p>As I left the room I was aware of a small army of young men with +bright, alert faces, and a kind of superficial resemblance to each +other. Several of them were already known to me by sight, as having +haunted the Vicarage the last few days. Seeking to escape, I plunged +back into the Blue Boar, and was lucky enough to run straight into the +archæologist, Dr. Stone. I clutched at him without ceremony.</p> + +<p>"Journalists," I said briefly and expressively. "If you could +deliver me from their clutches?"</p> + +<p>"Why, certainly, Mr. Clement. Come upstairs with me."</p> + +<p>He led the way up the narrow staircase and into his sitting room, +where Miss Cram was sitting rattling the keys of a typewriter with +a practised touch. She greeted me with a broad smile of welcome and +seized the opportunity to stop work.</p> + +<p>"Awful, isn't it?" she said. "Not knowing who did it, I mean. Not but +that I'm disappointed in an inquest. Tame, that's what I call it. +Nothing what you might call spicy from beginning to end."</p> + +<p>"You were there, then, Miss Cram?"</p> + +<p>"I was there all right. Fancy your not seeing me. Didn't you see me? +I feel a bit hurt about that. Yes, I do. A gentleman, even if he is a +clergyman, ought to have eyes in his head."</p> + +<p>"Were you present also?" I asked Dr. Stone, in an effort to escape from +this playful badinage. Young women like Miss Cram always make me feel +awkward.</p> + +<p>"No, I'm afraid I feel very little interest in such things. I am a man +very wrapped up in his own hobby."</p> + +<p>"It must be a very interesting hobby," I said.</p> + +<p>"You know something of it, perhaps?"</p> + +<p>I was obliged to confess that I knew next to nothing.</p> + +<p>Dr. Stone was not the kind of man whom a confession of ignorance +daunts. The result was exactly the same as though I had said that the +excavation of barrows was my only relaxation. He surged and eddied +into speech. Long barrows, round barrows, stone age, bronze age, +paleolithic, neolithic, kistvaens and cromlechs, it burst forth in a +torrent. I had little to do save nod my head and look intelligent—and +that last is perhaps over optimistic. Dr. Stone boomed on. He is a +little man. His head is round and bald; his face is round and rosy, +and he beams at you through very strong glasses. I have never known a +man so enthusiastic on so little encouragement. He went into every +argument for and against his own pet theory—which by the way, I quite +failed to grasp!</p> + +<p>He detailed at great length his difference of opinion with Colonel +Protheroe.</p> + +<p>"An opinionated boor," he said with heat. "Yes, yes, I know he is dead, +and one should speak no ill of the dead. But death does not alter +facts. An opinionated boor describes him exactly. Because he had read +a few books, he set himself up as an authority—against a man who has +made a lifelong study of the subject. My whole life, Mr. Clement, has +been given up to this work. My whole life—"</p> + +<p>He was spluttering with excitement. Gladys Cram brought him back to +earth with a terse sentence.</p> + +<p>"You'll miss your train if you don't look out," she observed.</p> + +<p>"Oh!" The little man stopped in mid speech and dragged a watch from his +pocket. "Bless my soul. Quarter to? Impossible."</p> + +<p>"Once you start talking you never remember the time. What you'd do +without me to look after you, I really don't know."</p> + +<p>"Quite right, my dear, quite right." He patted her affectionately on +the shoulder. "This is a wonderful girl, Mr. Clement. Never forgets +anything. I consider myself extremely lucky to have found her."</p> + +<p>"Oh! go on, Dr. Stone," said the lady. "You spoil me, you do."</p> + +<p>I could not help feeling that I should be in a material position to add +my support to the second school of thought—that which foresees lawful +matrimony as the future of Dr. Stone and Miss Cram. I imagined that in +her own way Miss Cram was rather a clever young woman.</p> + +<p>"You'd better be getting along," said Miss Cram.</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes, so I must."</p> + +<p>He vanished into the room next door and returned carrying a suitcase.</p> + +<p>"You are leaving?" I asked in some surprise.</p> + +<p>"Just running up to town for a couple of days," he explained. "My old +mother to see tomorrow, some business with my lawyers on Monday. On +Tuesday I shall return. By the way, I suppose that Colonel Protheroe's +death will make no difference to our arrangements. As regards the +barrow, I mean. Mrs. Protheroe will have no objection to our continuing +the work?"</p> + +<p>"I should not think so."</p> + +<p>As he spoke, I wondered who actually would be in authority at Old Hall. +It was just possible that Protheroe might have left it to Lettice. I +felt that it would be interesting to know the contents of Protheroe's +will.</p> + +<p>"Causes a lot of trouble in a family, a death does," remarked Miss Cram +with a kind of gloomy relish. "You wouldn't believe what a nasty spirit +there sometimes is."</p> + +<p>"Well, I must really be going." Dr. Stone made ineffectual attempts to +control the suitcase, a large rug and an unwieldy umbrella. I came to +his rescue. He protested.</p> + +<p>"Don't trouble—don't trouble. I can manage perfectly. Doubtless there +will be somebody downstairs."</p> + +<p>But down below there was no trace of a boots or anyone else. I suspect +that they were being regaled at the expense of the Press. Time was +getting on, so we set out together to the station, Dr. Stone carrying +the suitcase, and I holding the rug and umbrella.</p> + +<p>Dr. Stone ejaculated remarks in between panting breaths as we hurried +along.</p> + +<p>"Really too good of you—didn't mean—to trouble you. Hope we shan't +miss—the train—Gladys is a good girl—really a wonderful girl—a very +sweet nature—not too happy at home, I'm afraid—absolutely—the heart +of a child—heart of a child, I do assure you—in spite of—difference +in our ages—find a lot in common...."</p> + +<p>I felt that several well-known parallels would have occurred to Miss +Marple, had she been there.</p> + +<p>We saw Lawrence Redding's cottage just as we turned off to the station. +It stands in an isolated position with no other house near it. I +observed two young men of smart appearance standing on the doorstep, +and a couple more peering in at the windows. It was a busy day for the +Press.</p> + +<p>"Nice fellow, young Redding," I remarked to see what my companion would +say.</p> + +<p>He was so out of breath by this time that he found it difficult to say +anything, but he puffed out a word which I did not at first quite catch.</p> + +<p>"Dangerous," he gasped when I asked him to repeat his remark.</p> + +<p>"Dangerous?"</p> + +<p>"Most dangerous. Innocent girls—know no better—taken in by a fellow +like that—always hanging round women. No good."</p> + +<p>From which I deduced that the only young man in the village had not +passed unnoticed by the fair Gladys.</p> + +<p>"Goodness," ejaculated Dr. Stone. "The train!"</p> + +<p>We were close to the station by this time and we broke into a fast +sprint. A down train was standing in the station and the up London +train was just coming in.</p> + +<p>At the door of the booking office we collided with a rather exquisite +young man, and I recognized Miss Marple's nephew just arriving. He +is, I think, a young man who does not like to be collided with. He +prides himself on his poise and general air of detachment, and there +is no doubt that vulgar contact is detrimental to poise of any kind. +He staggered back. I apologized hastily and we passed in. Dr. Stone +climbed on the train and I handed up his baggage just as the train gave +an unwilling jerk and started.</p> + +<p>I waved to him and then turned away. Raymond West had departed, but our +local chemist, who rejoices in the name of Cherubim, was just setting +out for the village. I walked beside him.</p> + +<p>"Close shave that," he observed. "Well, how did the inquest go, Mr. +Clement?"</p> + +<p>I gave him the verdict.</p> + +<p>"Oh! so that's what happened. I rather thought they'd adjourn the +inquest. Where's Dr. Stone off to?"</p> + +<p>I repeated what he had told me.</p> + +<p>"Lucky not to miss the train. Not that you ever know on this line. +I tell you, Mr. Clement, it's a crying shame. Disgraceful, that's +what I call it. Train I came down by was ten minutes late. And that +on a Saturday, with no traffic to speak of. And on Wednesday—no, +Thursday—yes, Thursday it was—I remember it was the day of the +murder because I meant to write a strongly worded complaint to the +company—and the murder put it out of my head—yes, last Thursday. I +had been to a meeting of the pharmaceutical society. How late do you +think the 6.50 was? <i>Half an hour.</i> Half an hour exactly! What do you +think of that? Ten minutes I don't mind. But if the train doesn't get +in till twenty past seven, well, you can't get home before half past. +What I say is, why call it the 6.50?"</p> + +<p>"Quite so," I said, and, wishing to escape from the monologue, I broke +away with the excuse that I had something to say to Lawrence Redding +whom I saw approaching us on the other side of the road.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_19">Chapter 19</h2> +</div> + + +<p>"Very glad to have met you," said Lawrence. "Come to my place."</p> + +<p>We turned in at the little rustic gate, went up the path, and he drew a +key from his pocket and inserted it in the lock.</p> + +<p>"You keep the door locked now," I observed.</p> + +<p>"Yes." He laughed rather bitterly. "Case of stable door when the +steed is gone, eh? It is rather like that. You know, padre," he held +the door open and I passed inside, "there's something about all +this business that I don't like. It's too much of—how shall I put +it?—an inside job. Someone knew about that pistol of mine. That means +that the murderer, whoever he was, must have actually been in this +house—perhaps even had a drink with me."</p> + +<p>"Not necessarily," I objected. "The whole village of St. Mary Mead +probably knows exactly where you keep your tooth brush and what kind of +tooth powder you use."</p> + +<p>"But why should it interest them?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know," I said, "but it does. If you change your shaving cream +it will be a topic of conversation."</p> + +<p>"They must be very hard up for news."</p> + +<p>"They are. Nothing exciting ever happens here."</p> + +<p>"Well, it has now—with a vengeance."</p> + +<p>I agreed.</p> + +<p>"And who tells them all these things, anyway? Shaving cream and things +like that?"</p> + +<p>"Probably old Mrs. Archer."</p> + +<p>"That old crone? She's practically a half wit, as far as I can make +out."</p> + +<p>"That's merely the camouflage of the poor," I explained. "They take +refuge behind a mask of stupidity. You'll probably find that the old +lady has all her wits about her. By the way, she seems very certain now +that the pistol was in its proper place mid-day Thursday. What's made +her so positive all of a sudden?"</p> + +<p>"I haven't the least idea."</p> + +<p>"Do you think she's right?"</p> + +<p>"There again I haven't the least idea. I don't go round taking an +inventory of my possessions every day."</p> + +<p>I looked round the small living room. Every shelf and table was +littered with miscellaneous articles. Lawrence lived in the midst of an +artistic disarray that would have driven me quite mad.</p> + +<p>"It's a bit of a job finding things sometimes," he said, observing my +glance. "On the other hand, everything is handy—not tucked away."</p> + +<p>"Nothing is tucked away, certainly," I agreed. "It might perhaps have +been better if the pistol had been."</p> + +<p>"Do you know, I rather expected the Coroner to say something of the +sort. Coroners are such asses. I expected to be censured, or whatever +they call it."</p> + +<p>"By the way," I asked. "Was it loaded?"</p> + +<p>Lawrence shook his head.</p> + +<p>"I'm not quite so careless as that. It was unloaded, but there was a +box of cartridges beside it."</p> + +<p>"It was apparently loaded in all six chambers, and one shot had been +fired."</p> + +<p>Lawrence nodded.</p> + +<p>"And whose hand fired it? It's all very well, sir, but unless the real +murderer is discovered I shall be suspected of the crime to the day of +my death."</p> + +<p>"Don't say that, my boy."</p> + +<p>"But I do say it."</p> + +<p>He became silent, frowning to himself. He roused himself at last and +said:</p> + +<p>"But let me tell you how I got on last night. You know, old Miss Marple +knows a thing or two."</p> + +<p>"She is, I believe, rather unpopular on that account."</p> + +<p>Lawrence proceeded to recount his story.</p> + +<p>He had, following Miss Marple's advice, gone up to Old Hall. There, +with Anne's assistance, he had had an interview with the parlour maid.</p> + +<p>Anne had said simply:</p> + +<p>"Mr. Redding wants to ask you a few questions, Rose."</p> + +<p>Then she had left the room.</p> + +<p>Lawrence had felt somewhat nervous. Rose, a pretty girl of twenty-five, +gazed at him with a limpid gaze which he found rather disconcerting.</p> + +<p>"It's—it's about Colonel Protheroe's death."</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir?"</p> + +<p>"I'm very anxious, you see, to get at the truth."</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"I feel that there may be—that someone might—that—that—there might +be some incident—"</p> + +<p>At this point Lawrence felt that he was not covering himself with +glory, and heartily cursed Miss Marple and her suggestions.</p> + +<p>"I wondered if you could help me?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir?"</p> + +<p>Rose's demeanour was still that of the perfect servant, polite, anxious +to assist, and completely uninterested.</p> + +<p>"Dash it all," said Lawrence. "Haven't you talked the thing over in the +servants' hall?"</p> + +<p>This method of attack flustered Rose slightly. Her perfect poise was +shaken.</p> + +<p>"In the servants' hall, sir?"</p> + +<p>"Or the housekeeper's room, or the bootboy's dugout, or wherever you do +talk? There must be <i>some</i> place."</p> + +<p>Rose displayed a very faint disposition to giggle, and Lawrence felt +encouraged.</p> + +<p>"Look here, Rose, you're an awfully nice girl. I'm sure you must +understand what I'm feeling like. I don't want to be hanged. I didn't +murder your master, but a lot of people think I did. Can't you help me +in any way?"</p> + +<p>I can imagine at this point that Lawrence must have looked extremely +appealing. His handsome head thrown back, his Irish blue eyes +appealing. Rose softened and capitulated.</p> + +<p>"Oh! sir, I'm sure—if any of us could help in any way. None of us +think you did it, sir. Indeed we don't."</p> + +<p>"I know, my dear girl, but that's not going to help me with the police."</p> + +<p>"The police!" Rose tossed her head. "I can tell you, sir, we don't +think much of that Inspector. Slack, he calls himself. The police +indeed."</p> + +<p>"All the same, the police are very powerful. Now, Rose, you say you'll +do your best to help me. I can't help feeling that there's a lot we +haven't got at yet. The lady, for instance, who called to see Colonel +Protheroe the night before he died."</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Lestrange?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, Mrs. Lestrange. I can't help feeling there's something rather odd +about that visit of hers."</p> + +<p>"Yes, indeed, sir; that's what we all said."</p> + +<p>"You did?"</p> + +<p>"Coming the way she did. And asking for the Colonel. And of course +there's been a lot of talk—nobody knowing anything about her down +here. And Mrs. Simmons, she's the housekeeper, sir, she gave it as her +opinion that she was a regular bad lot. But after hearing what Gladdie +said, well, I didn't know what to think."</p> + +<p>"What did Gladdie say?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! nothing, sir. It was just—we were talking, you know."</p> + +<p>Lawrence looked at her. He had the feeling of something kept back.</p> + +<p>"I wonder very much what her interview with Colonel Protheroe was +about."</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir."</p> + +<p>"I believe you know, Rose?"</p> + +<p>"Me? Oh! no, sir. Indeed I don't. How could I?"</p> + +<p>"Look here, Rose. You said you'd help me. If you overheard anything, +anything at all—it mightn't seem important, but anything ... I'd be so +awfully grateful to you. After all, anyone might—might chance—just +<i>chance</i> to overhear something."</p> + +<p>"But I didn't, sir, really I didn't."</p> + +<p>"Then somebody else did," said Lawrence acutely.</p> + +<p>"Well, sir—"</p> + +<p>"Do tell me, Rose."</p> + +<p>"I don't know what Gladdie would say, I'm sure."</p> + +<p>"She'd want you to tell me. Who <i>is</i> Gladdie, by the way?"</p> + +<p>"She's the kitchen maid, sir. And you see, she'd just stepped out +to speak to a friend, and she was passing the window—the study +window—and the master was there with the lady. And of course he did +speak very loud, the master did, always. And naturally, feeling a +little curious—I mean—"</p> + +<p>"Awfully natural," said Lawrence. "I mean one would simply have to +listen."</p> + +<p>"But of course she didn't tell anyone—except me. And we both thought +it very odd. But Gladdie couldn't say anything, you see, because if it +was known she'd gone out to meet a—a friend—well, it would have meant +a lot of unpleasantness with Mrs. Pratt; that's the cook, sir. But I'm +sure she'd tell you anything, sir, willing."</p> + +<p>"Well, can I go to the kitchen and speak to her?"</p> + +<p>Rose was horrified by the suggestion.</p> + +<p>"Oh! no, sir, that would never do. And Gladdie's a very nervous girl +anyway."</p> + +<p>At last the matter was settled, after a lot of discussion over +difficult points. A clandestine meeting was arranged in the shrubbery.</p> + +<p>Here, in due course, Lawrence was confronted by the nervous Gladdie, +whom he described as more like a shivering rabbit than anything human. +Ten minutes were spent in trying to put the girl at her ease, the +shivering Gladys explaining that she couldn't ever—that she didn't +ought, that she didn't think Rose would have given her away, that +anyway she hadn't meant no harm, indeed she hadn't, and that she'd +catch it badly if Mrs. Pratt ever came to hear of it.</p> + +<p>Lawrence reassured, cajoled, persuaded—at last Gladys consented to +speak.</p> + +<p>"If you'll be sure it'll go no further, sir."</p> + +<p>"Of course it won't."</p> + +<p>"And it won't be brought up against me in a court of law?"</p> + +<p>"Never."</p> + +<p>"And you won't tell the mistress?"</p> + +<p>"Not on any account."</p> + +<p>"If it were to get to Mrs. Pratt's ears—"</p> + +<p>"It won't. Now tell me, Gladys."</p> + +<p>"If you're sure it's all right?"</p> + +<p>"Of course it is. You'll be glad some day you've saved me from being +hanged."</p> + +<p>Gladys gave a little shriek.</p> + +<p>"Oh! indeed, I wouldn't like that, sir. Well, it's very little I +heard—and that entirely by accident, as you might say—"</p> + +<p>"I quite understand."</p> + +<p>"But the master, he was evidently very angry. 'After all these years—' +that's what he was saying—'you dare to come here. It's an outrage—' I +couldn't hear what the lady said—but after a bit he said, 'I utterly +refuse—utterly.' I can't remember everything—seemed as though they +were at it hammer and tongs, she wanting him to do something and he +refusing. 'It's a disgrace that you should have come down here,' that's +one thing he said. And 'You shall not see her—I forbid it.' And that +made me prick up my ears. Looked as though the lady wanted to tell Mrs. +Protheroe a thing or two, and he was afraid about it. And I thought to +myself 'Well, now, fancy the master. Him so particular. And maybe no +beauty himself when all's said and done. Fancy!' I said. And 'Men are +all alike,' I said to my friend later. Not that he'd agree. Argued, he +did. But he did admit he was surprised at Colonel Protheroe—him, being +a churchwarden and handing round the plate and reading the lessons +on Sundays. 'But there,' I said, 'that's very often the worst.' For +that's what I've heard my mother say, many a time."</p> + +<p>Gladdie paused, out of breath, and Lawrence tried tactfully to get back +to where the conversation had started.</p> + +<p>"Did you hear anything else?"</p> + +<p>"Well, it's difficult to remember exactly, sir. It was all much the +same. He said once or twice 'I don't believe it.' Just like that. +'Whatever Haydock says, I don't believe it.'"</p> + +<p>"He said that, did he? 'Whatever Haydock says?'"</p> + +<p>"Yes. And he said it was all a plot."</p> + +<p>"You didn't hear the lady speak at all?"</p> + +<p>"Only just at the end. She must have got up to go and come nearer the +window. And I heard what she said. Made my blood run cold, it did. I'll +never forget it. '<i>By this time tomorrow night, you may be dead</i>,' she +said. Wicked the way she said it. As soon as I heard the news: 'There,' +I said to Rose. 'There!'"</p> + +<p>Lawrence wondered. Principally he wondered how much of Gladys's story +was to be depended upon. True, in the main, he suspected that it had +been embellished and polished since the murder. In especial he doubted +the accuracy of the last remark. He thought it highly possible that it +owed its being to the fact of the murder.</p> + +<p>He thanked Gladys, rewarded her suitably, reassured her as to her +misdoings being made known to Mrs. Pratt, and left Old Hall with a good +deal to think over.</p> + +<p>One thing was clear; Mrs. Lestrange's interview with Colonel Protheroe +had certainly not been a peaceful one, and it was one which he was +anxious to keep from the knowledge of his wife.</p> + +<p>I thought of Miss Marple's churchwarden with his separate +establishment. Was this a case resembling that?</p> + +<p>I wondered more than ever where Haydock came in. He had saved Mrs. +Lestrange from having to give evidence at the inquest. He had done his +best to protect her from the police.</p> + +<p>How far would he carry that protection?</p> + +<p>Supposing he suspected her of crime—would he still try and shield her?</p> + +<p>She was a curious woman—a woman of very strong magnetic charm. I +myself hated the thought of connecting her with the crime in any way.</p> + +<p>Something in me said, "It can't be her!"</p> + +<p>Why?</p> + +<p>And an imp in my brain replied, "Because she's a very beautiful and +attractive woman. That's why."</p> + +<p>There is, as Miss Marple would say, a lot of human nature in all of us.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_20">Chapter 20</h2> +</div> + + +<p>When I got back to the Vicarage I found that we were in the middle of a +domestic crisis.</p> + +<p>Griselda met me in the hall and, with tears in her eyes, dragged me +into the drawing room.</p> + +<p>"She's going."</p> + +<p>"Who's going?"</p> + +<p>"Mary. She's given notice."</p> + +<p>I really could not take the announcement in a tragic spirit.</p> + +<p>"Well," I said, "we'll have to get another servant."</p> + +<p>It seemed to me a perfectly reasonable thing to say. When one servant +goes, you get another. I was at a loss to understand Griselda's look of +reproach.</p> + +<p>"Len—you are absolutely heartless. You don't <i>care</i>."</p> + +<p>I didn't. In fact, I felt almost lighthearted at the prospect of no +more burnt puddings and undercooked vegetables.</p> + +<p>"I'll have to look about for a girl, and find one, and train her," +continued Griselda in a voice of acute self-pity.</p> + +<p>"Is Mary trained?" I said.</p> + +<p>"Of course she is."</p> + +<p>"I suppose," I said, "that somebody has heard her address us as 'sir' +or 'ma'am,' and has immediately wrested her from us as a paragon. All I +can say is, they'll be disappointed."</p> + +<p>"It isn't that," said Griselda. "Nobody else wants her. I don't see how +they could. It's her feelings. They're upset because Lettice Protheroe +said she didn't dust properly."</p> + +<p>Griselda often comes out with surprising statements, but this seemed +to me so surprising that I questioned it. It seemed to me the most +unlikely thing in the world that Lettice Protheroe should go out of +her way to interfere in our domestic affairs and reprove our maid for +slovenly housework. It was completely un-Lettice like, and I said so.</p> + +<p>"I don't see," I said, "what our dust has to do with Lettice Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"Nothing at all," said my wife. "That's why it's so unreasonable. I +wish you'd go and talk to Mary yourself. She's in the kitchen."</p> + +<p>I had no wish to talk to Mary on the subject, but Griselda, who is very +energetic and quick, fairly pushed me through the baize door into the +kitchen before I had time to rebel.</p> + +<p>Mary was peeling potatoes at the sink.</p> + +<p>"Er—good afternoon," I said nervously.</p> + +<p>Mary looked up and snorted, but made no other response.</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Clement tells me that you wish to leave us," I said.</p> + +<p>Mary condescended to reply to this.</p> + +<p>"There's some things," she said darkly, "as no girl can be asked to put +up with."</p> + +<p>"Will you be more explicit, please?"</p> + +<p>"Eh?"</p> + +<p>"Will you tell me exactly what it is that has upset you?"</p> + +<p>"Tell you that in two words, I can" (Here, I may say, she vastly +underestimated). "People coming snooping round here when my back's +turned. Poking round. And what business of hers, is it, how often the +study is dusted or turned out? If you and the missus don't complain, +it's nobody else's business. If I give satisfaction to you that's all +that matters, I say."</p> + +<p>Mary has never given satisfaction to me. I confess that I have a +hankering after a room thoroughly dusted and tidied every morning. +Mary's practice of flicking off the more obvious deposit on the surface +of low tables is to my thinking grossly inadequate. However, I realized +that at the moment it was no good to go into side issues.</p> + +<p>"Had to go to that inquest, didn't I? Standing up before twelve men, +a respectable girl like me! And who knows what questions you may be +asked. I'll tell you this. I've never before been in a place where they +had a murder in the house, and I never want to be again."</p> + +<p>"I hope you won't," I said. "On the law of averages I should say it was +very unlikely."</p> + +<p>"I don't hold with the law. <i>He</i> was a magistrate. Many a poor fellow +sent to jail for potting at a rabbit—and him with his pheasants and +what not. And then, before he's so much as decently buried, that +daughter of his comes round and says I don't do my work properly."</p> + +<p>"Do you mean that Miss Protheroe has been here?"</p> + +<p>"Found her here when I came back from the Blue Boar. In the study she +was. And 'Oh' she says, 'I'm looking for my little yellow berry—a +little yellow hat. I left it here the other day.' 'Well,' I says, 'I +haven't seen no hat. It wasn't here when I done the room on Thursday +morning,' I says. And 'Oh!' she says, 'but I daresay you wouldn't see +it. You don't spend much time doing a room, do you?' And with that she +draws her finger along the mantelshelf and looks at it. As though I had +time on a morning like this to take off all them ornaments and put them +back, with the police only unlocking the room the night before. 'If +the Vicar and his lady are satisfied that's all that matters, I think, +Miss,' I said. And she laughs and goes out of the window and says 'Oh! +but are you sure they are?'"</p> + +<p>"I see," I said.</p> + +<p>"And there it is! A girl has her feelings! I'm sure I'd work my fingers +to the bone for you and the Missus. And if she wants a new-fangled dish +tried I'm always ready to try it."</p> + +<p>"I'm sure you are," I said soothingly.</p> + +<p>"But she must have heard something or she wouldn't have said what she +did. And if I don't give satisfaction I'd rather go. Not that I take +any notice of what Miss Protheroe says. She's not loved up at the Hall, +I can tell you. Never a 'please' or a 'thank you,' and everything +scattered right and left. I wouldn't set any store by Miss Lettice +Protheroe myself, for all that Mr. Dennis is so set upon her. But +she's the kind that can always twist a young gentleman round her little +finger."</p> + +<p>During all this, Mary had been extracting eyes from potatoes with such +energy that they had been flying round the kitchen like hailstones. At +this moment one hit me in the eye and caused a momentary pause in the +conversation.</p> + +<p>"Don't you think," I said, as I dabbed my eye with my handkerchief, +"that you have been rather too inclined to take offence where none is +meant? You know, Mary, your mistress will be very sorry to lose you."</p> + +<p>"I've nothing against the mistress—or against you, sir, for that +matter."</p> + +<p>"Well, then, don't you think you're being rather silly?"</p> + +<p>Mary sniffed.</p> + +<p>"I was a bit upset like—after the inquest and all. And a girl has her +feelings. But I wouldn't like to cause the mistress inconvenience."</p> + +<p>"Then that's all right," I said.</p> + +<p>I left the kitchen to find Griselda and Dennis waiting for me in the +hall.</p> + +<p>"Well?" exclaimed Griselda.</p> + +<p>"She's staying," I said, and sighed.</p> + +<p>"Len," said my wife. "You <i>have</i> been clever."</p> + +<p>I felt rather inclined to disagree with her. I do not think I had been +clever. It is my firm opinion that no servant could be a worse one than +Mary. Any change, I consider, would have been a change for the better. +But I like to please Griselda. I detailed the heads of Mary's grievance.</p> + +<p>"How like Lettice," said Dennis. "She couldn't have left that yellow +beret of hers here on Wednesday. She was wearing it for tennis on +Thursday."</p> + +<p>"That seems to me highly probable," I said.</p> + +<p>"She never knows where she's left anything," said Dennis, with a kind +of affectionate pride and admiration that I felt was entirely uncalled +for. "She loses about a dozen things every day."</p> + +<p>"A remarkably attractive trait," I observed.</p> + +<p>Any sarcasm missed Dennis.</p> + +<p>"She <i>is</i> attractive," he said, with a deep sigh. "People are always +proposing to her—she told me so."</p> + +<p>"They must be illicit proposals if they're made to her down here," I +remarked. "We haven't got a bachelor in the place."</p> + +<p>"There's Dr. Stone," said Griselda, her eyes dancing.</p> + +<p>"He asked her to come and see the barrow the other day," I admitted.</p> + +<p>"Of course he did," said Griselda. "She <i>is</i> attractive, Len. Even +bald-headed archæologists feel it."</p> + +<p>"Lots of S.A.," said Dennis sapiently.</p> + +<p>And yet Lawrence Redding is completely untouched by Lettice's charm. +Griselda, however, explained that with the air of one who knew she was +right.</p> + +<p>"Lawrence has got lots of S.A., himself. That kind always likes +the—how shall I put it—the Quaker type. Very restrained and +diffident. The kind of women whom everybody calls cold. I think Anne +is the only woman who could ever hold Lawrence. I don't think they'll +ever tire of each other. All the same, I think he's been rather stupid +in one way. He's rather made use of Lettice, you know. I don't think he +ever dreamed she cared—he's awfully modest in some ways—but I have a +feeling she does."</p> + +<p>"She can't bear him," said Dennis positively. "She told me so."</p> + +<p>I have never seen anything like the pitying silence with which Griselda +received this remark.</p> + +<p>I went into my study. There was, to my fancy, still a rather eerie +feeling in the room. I knew that I must get over this. Once give in +to that feeling, and I should probably never use the study again. I +walked thoughtfully over to the writing table. Here Protheroe had sat, +red-faced, hearty, self-righteous, and here, in a moment of time, he +had been struck down. Here, where I was standing, an enemy had stood....</p> + +<p>And so—no more Protheroe....</p> + +<p>Here was the pen his fingers had held.</p> + +<p>On the floor was a faint dark stain—the rug had been sent to the +cleaner's, but the blood had soaked through.</p> + +<p>I shivered.</p> + +<p>"I can't use this room," I said aloud. "I can't use it."</p> + +<p>Then my eye was caught by something—a mere speck of bright blue. I +bent down. Between the floor and the desk I saw a small object. I +picked it up.</p> + +<p>I was standing staring at it in the palm of my hand when Griselda came +in.</p> + +<p>"I forgot to tell you, Len, Miss Marple wants us to go over tonight +after dinner. To amuse the nephew. She's afraid of his being dull. I +said we'd go."</p> + +<p>"Very well, my dear."</p> + +<p>"What are you looking at?"</p> + +<p>"Nothing."</p> + +<p>I closed my hand, and looking at my wife, observed:</p> + +<p>"If you don't amuse Master Raymond West, my dear, he must be very hard +to please."</p> + +<p>My wife said, "Don't be ridiculous, Len," and turned pink.</p> + +<p>She went out again, and I unclosed my hand.</p> + +<p>In the palm of my hand was a blue lapis lazuli earring, set in seed +pearls.</p> + +<p>It was rather an unusual jewel, and I knew very well where I had seen +it last.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_21">Chapter 21</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I cannot say that I have at any time a great admiration for Mr. Raymond +West. He is, I know, supposed to be a brilliant novelist, and has made +quite a name as a poet. His poems have no capital letters in them, +which is, I believe, the essence of modernity. His books are about +unpleasant people leading lives of surpassing dullness.</p> + +<p>He has a tolerant affection for "Aunt Jane," whom he alludes to in her +presence as a "survival." She listens to his talk with a flattering +interest, and if there is sometimes an amused twinkle in her eye I am +sure he never notices it.</p> + +<p>He fastened on Griselda at once with flattering abruptness. They +discussed modern plays, and from there went on to modern schemes of +decoration. Griselda affects to laugh at Raymond West, but she is, I +think, susceptible to his conversation.</p> + +<p>During my (dull) conversation with Miss Marple, I heard at intervals +the reiteration "buried as you are down here."</p> + +<p>It began at last to irritate me. I said suddenly:</p> + +<p>"I suppose you consider us very much out of things down here?"</p> + +<p>Raymond West waved his cigarette.</p> + +<p>"I regard St. Mary Mead," he said authoritatively, "as a stagnant pool."</p> + +<p>He looked at us, prepared for resentment at his statement; but +somewhat, I think, to his chagrin, no one displayed annoyance.</p> + +<p>"That is really not a very good simile, dear Raymond," said Miss +Marple briskly. "Nothing, I believe, is so full of life under the +microscope as a drop of water from a stagnant pool."</p> + +<p>"Life—of a kind," admitted the novelist.</p> + +<p>"It's all much the same kind, really, isn't it?" said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"You compare yourself to a denizen of a stagnant pond, Aunt Jane?"</p> + +<p>"My dear, you said something of the sort in your last book, I remember."</p> + +<p>No clever young man likes having his works quoted against himself. +Raymond West was no exception.</p> + +<p>"That was entirely different," he snapped.</p> + +<p>"Life is, after all, very much the same everywhere," said Miss Marple +in her placid voice. "Getting born, you know, and growing up—and +coming into contact with other people—getting jostled—and then +marriage and more babies—"</p> + +<p>"And finally death," said Raymond West. "And not death with a death +certificate always. Death in life."</p> + +<p>"Talking of death," said Griselda. "You know we've had a murder here?"</p> + +<p>Raymond West waved murder away with his cigarette.</p> + +<p>"Murder is so crude," he said. "I take no interest in it."</p> + +<p>That statement did not take me in for a moment. They say all the world +loves a lover—apply that saying to murder and you have an even more +infallible truth. No one can fail to be interested in a murder. Simple +people like Griselda and myself can admit the fact, but anyone like +Raymond West has to pretend to be bored—at any rate for the first five +minutes.</p> + +<p>Miss Marple, however, gave her nephew away by remarking:</p> + +<p>"Raymond and I have been discussing nothing else all through dinner."</p> + +<p>"I take a great interest in all the local news," said Raymond hastily. +He smiled benignly and tolerantly at Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"Have you a theory, Mr. West?" asked Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Logically," said Raymond West, again flourishing his cigarette, "only +one person could have killed Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"Yes?" said Griselda.</p> + +<p>We hung upon his words with flattering attention.</p> + +<p>"The Vicar," said Raymond, and pointed his accusing finger at me.</p> + +<p>I gasped.</p> + +<p>"Of course," he reassured me, "I know you didn't do it. Life is never +what it should be. But think of the drama—the fitness—Churchwarden +murdered in the Vicar's study by the Vicar. Delicious!"</p> + +<p>"And the motive?" I inquired.</p> + +<p>"Oh! That's interesting." He sat up—allowed his cigarette to go out. +"Inferiority complex, I think. Possibly too many inhibitions. I should +like to write the story of the affair. Amazingly complex. Week after +week, year after year, he's seen the man—at vestry meetings—at +choir boys' outings—handing round the bag in church—bringing it +to the altar. Always he dislikes the man—always he chokes down his +dislike. It's unchristianlike, he won't encourage it. And so it festers +underneath, and one day—"</p> + +<p>He made a graphic gesture.</p> + +<p>Griselda turned to me.</p> + +<p>"Have you ever felt like that, Len?"</p> + +<p>"Never," I said truthfully.</p> + +<p>"Yet I hear you were wishing him out of the world not so long ago," +remarked Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>(That miserable Dennis! But my fault, of course, for ever making the +remark.)</p> + +<p>"I'm afraid I was," I said. "It was a stupid remark to make, but really +I'd had a very trying morning with him."</p> + +<p>"That's disappointing," said Raymond West. "Because, of course, if your +subconscious were really planning to do him in, it would never have +allowed you to make that remark."</p> + +<p>He sighed.</p> + +<p>"My theory falls to the ground. This is probably a very ordinary +murder—a revengeful poacher or something of that sort."</p> + +<p>"Miss Cram came to see me this afternoon," said Miss Marple. "I met her +in the village and I asked her if she would like to see my garden."</p> + +<p>"Is she fond of gardens?" asked Griselda.</p> + +<p>"I don't think so," said Miss Marple with a faint twinkle. "But it +makes a very useful excuse for talk, don't you think?"</p> + +<p>"What did you make of her?" asked Griselda. "I don't believe she's +really so bad."</p> + +<p>"She volunteered a lot of information—really a lot of information," +said Miss Marple. "About herself, you know, and her people. They all +seem to be dead or in India. Very sad. By the way, she has gone to Old +Hall for the weekend."</p> + +<p>"What?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, it seems Mrs. Protheroe asked her—or she suggested it to Mrs. +Protheroe—I don't quite know which way about it was. To do some +secretarial work for her—there are so many letters to cope with. It +turned out rather fortunately. Dr. Stone being away, she has nothing to +do. What an excitement this barrow has been."</p> + +<p>"Stone?" said Raymond. "Is that the archæologist fellow?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, he is excavating a barrow. On the Protheroe property."</p> + +<p>"He's a good man," said Raymond. "Wonderfully keen on his job. I met +him at a dinner not long ago, and we had a most interesting talk. I +must look him up."</p> + +<p>"Unfortunately," I said, "he's just gone to London for the weekend. +Why, you actually ran into him at the station this afternoon."</p> + +<p>"I ran into you. You had a little fat man with you—with glasses on."</p> + +<p>"Yes—Dr. Stone."</p> + +<p>"But, my dear fellow—that wasn't Stone."</p> + +<p>"Not Stone?"</p> + +<p>"Not the archæologist. I know him quite well. The man wasn't Stone—not +the faintest resemblance."</p> + +<p>We stared at each other. In particular I stared at Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"Extraordinary," I said.</p> + +<p>"The suitcase," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"But why?" said Griselda.</p> + +<p>"It reminds me of the time the man went round pretending to be the gas +inspector," murmured Miss Marple. "Quite a little haul he got."</p> + +<p>"An impostor," said Raymond West. "Now this is really interesting."</p> + +<p>"The question is, has it anything to do with murder?" said Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Not necessarily," I said. "But—" I looked at Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"It is," she said, "a Peculiar Thing. Another Peculiar Thing."</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said rising. "I rather feel the Inspector ought to be told +about this at once."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_22">Chapter 22</h2> +</div> + + +<p>Inspector Slack's orders, once I had got him on the telephone, were +brief and emphatic. Nothing was to "get about." In particular, Miss +Cram was not to be alarmed. In the meantime, a search was to be +instituted for the suitcase in the neighbourhood of the barrow.</p> + +<p>Griselda and I returned home very excited over this new development. We +could not say much with Dennis present, as we had faithfully promised +Inspector Slack to breathe no word to anybody.</p> + +<p>In any case, Dennis was full of his own troubles. He came into my +study and began fingering things and shuffling his feet and looking +thoroughly embarrassed.</p> + +<p>"What is it, Dennis?" I said at last.</p> + +<p>"Uncle Len. I don't want to go to sea."</p> + +<p>I was astonished. The boy had been so very decided about his career up +to now.</p> + +<p>"But you were so keen on it."</p> + +<p>"Yes, but I've changed my mind."</p> + +<p>"What do you want to do?"</p> + +<p>"I want to go into finance."</p> + +<p>I was even more surprised.</p> + +<p>"What do you mean—finance?"</p> + +<p>"Just that. I want to go into the City."</p> + +<p>"But my dear boy, I am sure you would not like the life. Even if I +obtained a post for you in a bank—"</p> + +<p>Dennis said that wasn't what he meant. He didn't want to go into +a bank. I asked him what exactly he did mean, and of course, as I +suspected, the boy didn't really know.</p> + +<p>By "going into finance" he simply meant getting rich quickly, which, +with the optimism of youth, he imagined was a certainty if one "went +into the City." I disabused him of this notion as gently as I could.</p> + +<p>"What's put it into your head?" I asked. "You were so satisfied with +the idea of going to sea."</p> + +<p>"I know, Uncle Len, but I've been thinking. I shall want to marry some +day—and, I mean, you've got to be rich to marry a girl."</p> + +<p>"Facts disprove your theory," I said.</p> + +<p>"I know—but a real girl. I mean, a girl who's used to things."</p> + +<p>It was very vague but I thought I knew what he meant.</p> + +<p>"You know," I said gently, "all girls aren't like Lettice Protheroe."</p> + +<p>He fired up at once.</p> + +<p>"You're awfully unfair to her. You don't like her. Griselda doesn't +either. She says she's tiresome."</p> + +<p>From the feminine point of view, Griselda is quite right. Lettice <i>is</i> +tiresome. I could quite realize, however, that a boy would resent the +adjective.</p> + +<p>"If only people made a few allowances. Why even the Hartley Napiers are +going about grousing about her at a time like this! Just because she +left their old tennis party a bit early. Why should she stay if she was +bored? Jolly decent of her to go at all, I think."</p> + +<p>"Quite a favour," I said, but Dennis suspected no malice. He was full +of his own grievance on Lettice's behalf.</p> + +<p>"She's awfully unselfish really. Just to show you, she made me stay. +Naturally I wanted to go too. But she wouldn't hear of it. Said it was +too bad on the Napiers. So, just to please her, I stopped on a quarter +of an hour."</p> + +<p>The young have very curious views on unselfishness.</p> + +<p>"And now I hear Susan Hartley Napier is going about everywhere saying +Lettice has rotten manners."</p> + +<p>"If I were you," I said, "I shouldn't worry."</p> + +<p>"It's all very well, but—"</p> + +<p>He broke off.</p> + +<p>"I'd—I'd do anything for Lettice."</p> + +<p>"Very few of us can do anything for anyone else," I said. "However much +we wish it, we are powerless."</p> + +<p>"I wish I were dead," said Dennis.</p> + +<p>Poor lad. Calf love is a virulent disease. I forebore to say any of the +obvious and probably irritating things which come so easily to one's +lips. Instead I said good night, and went up to bed.</p> + +<p>I took the eight o'clock service the following morning, and when I +returned found Griselda sitting at the breakfast table with an open +note in her hand. It was from Anne Protheroe.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Griselda</span>,</p> + +<p><i>If you and the Vicar could come up and lunch here quietly today, I +should be so very grateful. Something very strange has occurred and I +should like Mr. Clement's advice.</i></p> + +<p><i>Please don't mention this when you come, as I have said nothing to +anyone.</i></p> + +<p><i>With love</i>,</p> +<p class="ph3"><i>Yours affectionately</i>,<br> +<span class="smcap">Anne Protheroe</span>.</p> +</div> + +<p>"We must go, of course," said Griselda.</p> + +<p>I agreed.</p> + +<p>"I wonder what can have happened?"</p> + +<p>I wondered too.</p> + +<p>"You know," I said to Griselda, "I don't feel we are really at the end +of this case yet."</p> + +<p>"You mean not till someone has really been arrested?"</p> + +<p>"No," I said. "I didn't mean that. I mean that there are ramifications, +undercurrents, that we know nothing about. There are a whole lot of +things to clear up before we get at the truth."</p> + +<p>"You mean things that don't really matter, but that get in the way?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, I think that expresses my meaning very well."</p> + +<p>"I think we're all making a great fuss," said Dennis, helping himself +to marmalade. "It's a jolly good thing old Protheroe is dead. Nobody +liked him. Oh! I know the police have got to worry—it's their job. But +I rather hope myself they'll never find out. I should hate to see Slack +promoted, going about swelling with importance over his cleverness."</p> + +<p>I am human enough to feel that I agreed over the matter of Slack's +promotion. A man who goes about systematically rubbing people up the +wrong way cannot hope to be popular.</p> + +<p>"Dr. Haydock thinks rather like I do," went on Dennis. "He'd never give +a murderer up to justice. He said so."</p> + +<p>I think that that is the danger of Haydock's views. They may be sound +in themselves—it is not for me to say—but they produce an impression +on the young, careless mind which I am sure Haydock himself never meant +to convey.</p> + +<p>Griselda looked out of the window and remarked that there were +reporters in the garden.</p> + +<p>"I suppose they're photographing the study windows again," she said +with a sigh.</p> + +<p>We had suffered a good deal in this way. There was first the idle +curiosity of the village—everyone had come to gape and stare. There +were next the reporters armed with cameras, and the village again to +watch the reporters. In the end we had to have a constable from Much +Benham on duty outside the window.</p> + +<p>"Well," I said, "the funeral is tomorrow morning. After that, surely, +the excitement will die down."</p> + +<p>I noticed a few reporters hanging about Old Hall when we arrived there. +They accosted me with various queries, to which I gave the invariable +answer (we had found it the best) that I had nothing to say.</p> + +<p>We were shown by the butler into the drawing room, the sole occupant +of which turned out to be Miss Cram—apparently in a state of high +enjoyment.</p> + +<p>"This is a surprise, isn't it?" she said as she shook hands. "I never +should have thought of such a thing, but Mrs. Protheroe is kind, isn't +she? And, of course, it isn't what you might call nice for a young girl +to be staying alone at a place like the Blue Boar, reporters about and +all. And, of course, it's not as though I haven't been able to make +myself useful—you really need a secretary at a time like this, and +Miss Protheroe doesn't do anything to help, does she?"</p> + +<p>I was amused to notice that the old animosity against Lettice +persisted, but that the girl had apparently become a warm partisan of +Anne's. At the same time I wondered if the story of her coming here was +strictly accurate. In her account, the initiative had come from Anne, +but I wondered if that were really so. The first mention of disliking +to be at the Blue Boar alone might have easily come from the girl +herself. While keeping an open mind on the subject, I did not fancy +that Miss Cram was strictly truthful.</p> + +<p>At that moment Anne Protheroe entered the room.</p> + +<p>She was dressed very quietly in black. She carried in her hand a Sunday +paper, which she held out to me with a rueful glance.</p> + +<p>"I've never had any experience of this sort of thing. It's pretty +ghastly, isn't it? I saw a reporter at the inquest. I just said that I +was terribly upset and had nothing to say, and then he asked me if I +wasn't very anxious to find my husband's murderer, and I said 'Yes.' +And then whether I had any suspicions and I said 'No.' And whether I +didn't think the crime showed local knowledge, and I said it seemed to, +certainly. And that was all. And now look at this!"</p> + +<p>In the middle of the page was a photograph, evidently taken at least +ten years ago—Heaven knows where they had dug it out. There were large +headlines.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p class="ph2">WIDOW DECLARES SHE WILL NEVER REST TILL SHE HAS HUNTED DOWN HUSBAND'S +MURDERER.</p> + +<p><i>Mrs. Protheroe, the widow of the murdered man, is certain that +the murderer must be looked for locally. She has suspicions but no +certainty. She declared herself prostrated with grief, but reiterated +her determination to hunt down the murderer.</i></p> +</div> + +<p>"It doesn't sound like me, does it?" said Anne.</p> + +<p>"I daresay it might have been worse," I said handing back the paper.</p> + +<p>"Impudent, aren't they?" said Miss Cram. "I'd like to see one of those +fellows trying to get something out of me."</p> + +<p>By the twinkle in Griselda's eye, I was convinced that she regarded +this statement as being more literally true than Miss Cram intended it +to appear.</p> + +<p>Luncheon was announced and we went in. Lettice did not come in till +half way through the meal, when she drifted into the empty place with a +smile for Griselda and a nod for me. I watched her with some attention, +for reasons of my own, but she seemed much the same vague creature as +usual. Extremely pretty—that in fairness I had to admit. She was still +not wearing mourning, but was dressed in a shade of pale green that +brought out all the delicacy of her fair colouring.</p> + +<p>After we had had coffee, Anne said quietly:</p> + +<p>"I want to have a little talk with the Vicar. I will take him up to my +sitting room."</p> + +<p>At last I was to learn the reason of our summons. I rose and followed +her up the stairs. She paused at the door of the room. As I was about +to speak, she stretched out a hand to stop me. She remained listening, +looking down towards the hall.</p> + +<p>"Good. They are going out into the garden. No—don't go in there. We +can go straight up."</p> + +<p>Much to my surprise she led the way along the corridor to the extremity +of the wing. Here a narrow, ladder-like staircase rose to the floor +above and she mounted it, I following. We found ourselves in a dusty +boarded passage. Anne opened a door and led me into a large, dim attic +which was evidently used as a lumber room. There were trunks there, old +broken furniture, a few stacked pictures, and the many countless odds +and ends which a lumber room collects.</p> + +<p>My surprise was so evident that she smiled faintly.</p> + +<p>"First of all, I must explain. I am sleeping very lightly just now. +Last night—or rather this morning about three o'clock—I was convinced +that I heard someone moving about the house. I listened for some time, +and at last got up and came out to see. Out on the landing I realized +that the sounds came, not from down below, but from up above. I came +along to the foot of these stairs. Again I thought I heard a sound. +I called up 'Is anybody there?' But there was no answer, and I heard +nothing more, so I assumed that my nerves had been playing tricks on me +and went back to bed.</p> + +<p>"However, early this morning, I came up here—simply out of curiosity. +And I found <i>this</i>!"</p> + +<p>She stooped down and turned round a picture that was leaning against +the wall with the back of the canvas towards us.</p> + +<p>I gave a gasp of surprise. The picture was evidently a portrait in +oils, but the face had been hacked and cut in such a savage way as to +render it unrecognizable. Moreover the cuts were clearly quite fresh.</p> + +<p>"What an extraordinary thing," I said.</p> + +<p>"Isn't it? Tell me, can you think of any explanation?"</p> + +<p>I shook my head.</p> + +<p>"There's a kind of savagery about it," I said, "that I don't like. It +looks as though it had been done in a fit of maniacal rage."</p> + +<p>"Yes, that's what I thought."</p> + +<p>"What is the portrait?"</p> + +<p>"I haven't the least idea. I have never seen it before. All these +things were in the attic when I married Lucius and came here to live. I +have never been through them or bothered about them."</p> + +<p>"Extraordinary," I commented.</p> + +<p>I stooped down and examined the other pictures. They were very much +what you would expect to find—some very mediocre landscapes, some +oleographs, and a few cheaply framed reproductions.</p> + +<p>There was nothing else helpful. A large, old-fashioned trunk, of the +kind that used to be called an "ark," had the initials E.P. upon it. I +raised the lid. It was empty. Nothing else in the attic was the least +suggestive.</p> + +<p>"It really is a most amazing occurrence," I said. "It's so—senseless."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Anne. "That frightens me a little."</p> + +<p>There was nothing more to see. I accompanied her down to her sitting +room where she closed the door.</p> + +<p>"Do you think I ought to do anything about it? Tell the police?"</p> + +<p>I hesitated.</p> + +<p>"It's hard to say on the face of it whether—"</p> + +<p>"It has anything to do with the murder or not," finished Anne. "I +know. That's what is so difficult. On the face of it, there seems no +connection whatever."</p> + +<p>"No," I said, "but it is another Peculiar Thing."</p> + +<p>We both sat silent with puzzled brows.</p> + +<p>"What are your plans, if I may ask?" I said presently.</p> + +<p>She lifted her head.</p> + +<p>"I'm going to live here for at least another six months!" She said it +defiantly. "I don't want to. I hate the idea of living here. But I +think it's the only thing to be done. Otherwise people will say that I +ran away—that I had a guilty conscience."</p> + +<p>"Surely not."</p> + +<p>"Oh! yes, they will. Especially when—" She paused and then said: "When +the six months are up—I am going to marry Lawrence." Her eyes met +mine. "We're neither of us going to wait any longer."</p> + +<p>"I supposed," I said, "that that would happen."</p> + +<p>Suddenly she broke down, burying her head in her hands.</p> + +<p>"You don't know how grateful I am to you—you don't know. We'd said +good-bye to each other—he was going away. I feel—I feel not so awful +about Lucius' death. If we'd been planning to go away together, and +he'd died then—it wouldn't be so awful now. But you made us both see how +wrong it would be. That's why I'm grateful."</p> + +<p>"I, too, am thankful," I said gravely.</p> + +<p>"All the same, you know," she sat up. "Unless the real murderer is +found, they'll always think it was Lawrence. Oh! yes, they will. And +especially when he marries me."</p> + +<p>"My dear, Dr. Haydock's evidence made it perfectly clear—"</p> + +<p>"What do people care about evidence? They don't even know about it. +And medical evidence never means anything to outsiders anyway. That's +another reason why I'm staying on here. Mr. Clement, <i>I'm going to find +out the truth</i>."</p> + +<p>Her eyes flashed as she spoke. She added:</p> + +<p>"That's why I asked that girl here."</p> + +<p>"Miss Cram?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"You did ask her, then. I mean, it was your idea?"</p> + +<p>"Entirely. Oh! as a matter of fact, she whined a bit. At the +inquest—she was there when I arrived. No, I asked her here +deliberately."</p> + +<p>"But surely," I cried, "you don't think that that silly young woman +could have had anything to do with the crime?"</p> + +<p>"It's awfully easy to appear silly, Mr. Clement. It's one of the +easiest things in the world."</p> + +<p>"Then you really think—?"</p> + +<p>"No. I don't. Honestly I don't. What I do think is that that girl knows +something—or might know something. I wanted to study her at close +quarters."</p> + +<p>"And the very night she arrives, that picture is slashed," I said +thoughtfully.</p> + +<p>"You think she did it? But why? It seems so utterly absurd and +impossible."</p> + +<p>"It seems to me utterly impossible and absurd that your husband should +have been murdered in my study," I said bitterly. "But he was."</p> + +<p>"I know." She laid her hand on my arm. "It's dreadful for you. I do +realize that, though I haven't said very much about it."</p> + +<p>I took the blue lapis lazuli earring from my pocket and held it out to +her.</p> + +<p>"This is yours, I think?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! yes." She held out her hand for it with a pleased smile. "Where +did you find it?"</p> + +<p>But I did not put the jewel into her outstretched hand.</p> + +<p>"Would you mind," I said, "if I kept it a little longer?"</p> + +<p>"Why, certainly." She looked puzzled and a little inquiring. I did not +satisfy her curiosity.</p> + +<p>Instead I asked her how she was situated financially.</p> + +<p>"It is an impertinent question," I said. "But I really do not mean it +as such."</p> + +<p>"I don't think it's impertinent at all. You and Griselda are the best +friends I have here. And I like that funny old Miss Marple. Lucius was +very well off, you know. He left things pretty equally divided between +me and Lettice. Old Hall goes to me, but Lettice is to be allowed to +choose enough furniture to furnish a small house, and she is left a +separate sum for the purpose of buying one, so as to even things up."</p> + +<p>"What are her plans, do you know?"</p> + +<p>Anne made a comical grimace.</p> + +<p>"She doesn't tell them to me. I imagine she will leave here as soon as +possible. She doesn't like me—she never has. I daresay it's my fault, +though I've really always tried to be decent. But I suppose any girl +resents a young stepmother."</p> + +<p>"Are you fond of her?" I asked bluntly.</p> + +<p>She did not reply at once, which convinced me that Anne Protheroe is a +very honest woman.</p> + +<p>"I was at first," she said. "She was such a pretty little girl. I don't +think I am now. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because she doesn't like +me. I like being liked, you know."</p> + +<p>"We all do," I said, and Anne Protheroe smiled.</p> + +<p>I had one more task to perform. That was to get a word alone with +Lettice Protheroe. I managed that easily enough, catching sight of her +in the deserted drawing room. Griselda and Gladys Cram were out in the +garden.</p> + +<p>I went in and shut the door.</p> + +<p>"Lettice," I said, "I want to speak to you about something."</p> + +<p>She looked up indifferently.</p> + +<p>"Yes?"</p> + +<p>I had thought beforehand what to say. I held out the lapis earring and +said quietly,</p> + +<p>"Why did you drop that in my study?"</p> + +<p>I saw her stiffen for a moment—it was almost instantaneous. Her +recovery was so quick that I myself could hardly have sworn to the +movement. Then she said carelessly:</p> + +<p>"I never dropped anything in your study. That's not mine. That's +Anne's."</p> + +<p>"I know that," I said.</p> + +<p>"Well, why ask me then? Anne must have dropped it."</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Protheroe has only been in my study once since the murder, and +then she was wearing black and so would not have been likely to have +had on a blue earring."</p> + +<p>"In that case," said Lettice, "I suppose she must have dropped it +before." She added, "That's only logical."</p> + +<p>"It's very logical," I said. "I suppose you don't happen to remember +when your stepmother was wearing these earrings last?"</p> + +<p>"Oh!" She looked at me with a puzzled, trustful gaze. "Is it very +important?"</p> + +<p>"It might be," I said.</p> + +<p>"I'll try and think." She sat there knitting her brows. I have never +seen Lettice Protheroe look more charming than she did at that moment. +"Oh! yes," she said suddenly. "She had them on on Thursday. I remember +now."</p> + +<p>"Thursday," I said slowly, "was the day of the murder. Mrs. Protheroe +came to the studio in the garden that day, but, if you remember, in +her evidence, she only came as far as the study window, not inside the +room."</p> + +<p>"Where did you find this?"</p> + +<p>"Rolled underneath the desk."</p> + +<p>"Then it looks, doesn't it," said Lettice coolly, "as though she hadn't +spoken the truth?"</p> + +<p>"You mean that she came right in and stood by the desk?"</p> + +<p>"Well, it looks like it, doesn't it?"</p> + +<p>Her eyes met mine calmly.</p> + +<p>"If you want to know," she said calmly, "I never have thought she was +speaking the truth."</p> + +<p>"And I <i>know you</i> are not, Lettice."</p> + +<p>"What do you mean?"</p> + +<p>She was startled.</p> + +<p>"I mean," I said, "that the last time I saw this earring was on Friday +morning when I came up here with Colonel Melchett. It was lying with +its fellow on your stepmother's dressing table. I actually handled them +both."</p> + +<p>"Oh!—" She wavered, then suddenly flung herself sideways over the +arm of her chair and burst into tears. Her long, fair hair hung down +almost touching the floor. It was a strange attitude—beautiful and +unrestrained.</p> + +<p>I let her sob for some moments in silence and then I said very gently:</p> + +<p>"Lettice, why did you do it?"</p> + +<p>"What?"</p> + +<p>She sprang up, flinging her hair wildly back. She looked wild—almost +terrified.</p> + +<p>"What do you mean?"</p> + +<p>"What made you do it? Was it jealousy? Dislike of Anne?"</p> + +<p>"Oh!—Oh! yes." She pushed the hair back from her face and seemed +suddenly to regain complete self-possession. "Yes, you can call it +jealousy. I've always disliked Anne—ever since she came queening +it here. I put the damned thing under the desk. I hoped it would +get her into trouble. It would have done if you hadn't been such a +Nosey Parker, fingering things on dressing tables. Anyway, it isn't a +clergyman's business to go about helping the police."</p> + +<p>It was a spiteful childish outburst. I took no notice of it. Indeed at +that moment, she seemed a very pathetic child.</p> + +<p>Her childish attempt at vengeance against Anne seemed hardly to be +taken seriously. I told her so, and added that I should return the +earring to her and say nothing of the circumstances in which I had +found it. She seemed rather touched by that.</p> + +<p>"That's nice of you," she said.</p> + +<p>She paused a minute and then said, keeping her face averted and +evidently choosing her words with care:</p> + +<p>"You know, Mr. Clement, I should—I should get Dennis away from here +soon, if I were you. I—I think it would be better."</p> + +<p>"Dennis?" I raised my eyebrows in slight surprise but with a trace of +amusement too.</p> + +<p>"I think it would be better," she added, still in the same awkward +manner. "I'm sorry about Dennis. I didn't think he—anyway, I'm sorry."</p> + +<p>We left it at that.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_23">Chapter 23</h2> +</div> + + +<p>On the way back, I proposed to Griselda that we should make a detour +and go round by the barrow. I was anxious to see if the police were at +work and, if so, what they had found. Griselda, however, had things to +do at home, so I was left to make the expedition on my own.</p> + +<p>I found Constable Hurst in charge of operations.</p> + +<p>"No sign so far, sir," he reported, "and yet it stands to reason that +this is the only place for a <i>cache</i>."</p> + +<p>His use of the word <i>cache</i> puzzled me for the moment, as he pronounced +it catch, but his real meaning occurred to me almost at once.</p> + +<p>"Whatimeantersay is, sir, where else could the young woman be going, +starting into the wood by that path? It leads to Old Hall, and it leads +here, and that's about all."</p> + +<p>"I suppose," I said, "that Inspector Slack would disdain such a simple +course as asking the young lady straight out."</p> + +<p>"Anxious not to put the wind up her," said Hurst. "Anything she writes +to Stone or he writes to her may throw light on things—once she knows +we're on to her, she'd shut up like <i>that</i>."</p> + +<p>Like <i>what</i> exactly was left in doubt, but I personally doubted Miss +Gladys Cram ever being shut up in the way described. It was impossible +to imagine her as other than overflowing with conversation.</p> + +<p>"When a man's an h'impostor, you want to know <i>why</i> he's an +h'impostor," said Constable Hurst didactically.</p> + +<p>"Naturally," I said.</p> + +<p>"And the answer is to be found in this here barrow—or else why was he +forever messing about with it?"</p> + +<p>"A <i>raison d'être</i> for prowling about," I suggested, but this bit of +French was too much for the constable. He revenged himself for not +understanding it by saying coldly:</p> + +<p>"That's the h'amateur's point of view."</p> + +<p>"Anyway, you haven't found the suitcase," I said.</p> + +<p>"We shall do, sir. Not a doubt of it."</p> + +<p>"I'm not so sure," I said. "I've been thinking. Miss Marple said it was +quite a short time before the girl reappeared empty-handed. In that +case, she wouldn't have had time to get up here and back."</p> + +<p>"You can't take any notice of what old ladies say. When they've seen +something curious, and are waiting all eager like, why time simply +flies for them. And anyway, no lady knows anything about time."</p> + +<p>I often wonder why the whole world is so prone to generalize. +Generalizations are seldom or ever true, and are usually utterly +inaccurate. I have a poor sense of time myself (hence the keeping of my +clock fast), and Miss Marple, I should say, has a very acute one. Her +clocks keep time to the minute, and she herself is rigidly punctual on +every occasion.</p> + +<p>However I had no intention of arguing with Constable Hurst on the +point. I wished him good afternoon and good luck, and went on my way.</p> + +<p>It was just as I was nearing home that the idea came to me. There was +nothing to lead up to it. It just flashed into my brain as a possible +solution.</p> + +<p>You will remember that on my first search of the path, the day after +the murder, I had found the bushes disturbed in a certain place. +They proved, or so I thought at the time, to have been disturbed by +Lawrence, bent on the same errand as myself.</p> + +<p>But I remembered that afterwards he and I together had come upon +another faintly marked trail which proved to be that of the Inspector. +On thinking it over, I distinctly remembered that the first trail +(Lawrence's) had been much more noticeable than the second, as though +more than one person had been passing that way. And I reflected that +that was probably what had drawn Lawrence's attention to it in the +first instance. Supposing that it had originally been made by either +Dr. Stone or else Miss Cram?</p> + +<p>I remembered, or else I imagined remembering, that there had been +several withered leaves on broken twigs. If so, the trail could not +have been made the afternoon of our search.</p> + +<p>I was just approaching the spot in question. I recognized it easily +enough, and once more forced my way through the bushes. This time +I noticed fresh twigs broken. Someone <i>had</i> passed this way since +Lawrence and myself.</p> + +<p>I soon came to the place where I had encountered Lawrence. The faint +trail, however, persisted farther, and I continued to follow it. +Suddenly it widened out into a little clearing, which showed signs +of recent upheaval. I say a clearing, because the denseness of the +undergrowth was thinned out there, but the branches of the trees met +overhead and the whole place was not more than a few feet across.</p> + +<p>On the other side, the undergrowth grew densely again and it seemed +quite clear that no one had forced a way through it recently. +Nevertheless, it seemed to have been disturbed in one place.</p> + +<p>I went across and kneeled down, thrusting the bushes aside with both +hands. A glint of a shiny brown surface rewarded me. Full of excitement +I thrust my arm in and with a good deal of difficulty I extracted a +small brown suitcase.</p> + +<p>I uttered an ejaculation of triumph. I had been successful. Coldly +snubbed by Constable Hurst, I had yet proved right in my reasoning. +Here without doubt was the suitcase carried by Miss Cram. I tried the +hasp, but it was locked.</p> + +<p>As I rose to my feet, I noticed a small brownish crystal lying on the +ground. Almost automatically, I picked it up and slipped it into my +pocket.</p> + +<p>Then, grasping my find by the handle, I retraced my steps to the path.</p> + +<p>As I climbed over the stile into the lane, an agitated voice near at +hand called out.</p> + +<p>"Oh! Mr. Clement. You've found it! How clever of you!"</p> + +<p>Mentally registering the fact that, in the art of seeing without being +seen, Miss Marple had no rival, I balanced my find on the palings +between us.</p> + +<p>"That's the one," said Miss Marple. "I'd know it anywhere."</p> + +<p>This, I thought, was a slight exaggeration. There are thousands of +cheap shiny suitcases all exactly alike. No one could recognize one, +particularly one seen from such a distance away by moonlight, but I +realized that the whole business of the suitcase was Miss Marple's +particular triumph and, as such, she was entitled to a little +pardonable exaggeration.</p> + +<p>"It's locked, I suppose, Mr. Clement?"</p> + +<p>"Yes. I'm just going to take it down to the police station."</p> + +<p>"You don't think it would be better to telephone?"</p> + +<p>Of course unquestionably it would be better to telephone. To stride +through the village, suitcase in hand, would be to court a probably +undesirable publicity.</p> + +<p>So I unlatched Miss Marple's garden gate and entered the house by the +French window, and from the sanctity of the drawing room, with the door +shut, I telephoned my news.</p> + +<p>The result was that Inspector Slack announced he would be up himself in +a couple of jiffies.</p> + +<p>When he arrived it was in his most cantankerous mood.</p> + +<p>"So we've got it, have we?" he said. "You know, sir, you shouldn't keep +things to yourself. If you've any reason to believe you know where the +article in question was hidden, you ought to have reported it to the +proper authorities."</p> + +<p>"It was a pure accident," I said. "The idea just happened to occur to +me."</p> + +<p>"And that's a likely tale. Nearly three quarters of a mile of woodland, +and you go right to the proper spot and lay your hand upon it."</p> + +<p>I would have given Inspector Slack the steps in reasoning which led +me to this particular spot, but he had achieved his usual result of +putting my back up. I said nothing.</p> + +<p>"Well!" said Inspector Slack, eyeing the suitcase with dislike and +would-be indifference. "I suppose we might as well have a look at +what's inside."</p> + +<p>He had brought an assortment of keys and wire with him. The lock was a +cheap affair. In a couple of seconds the case was open.</p> + +<p>I don't know what we had expected to find—something sternly +sensational, I imagine. But the first thing that met our eyes was a +greasy plaid scarf. The Inspector lifted it out. Next came a faded dark +blue overcoat, very much the worse for wear. A checked cap followed.</p> + +<p>"A shoddy lot," said the Inspector.</p> + +<p>A pair of boots, very down at heel and battered, came next. At the +bottom of the suitcase was a parcel done up in newspaper.</p> + +<p>"Fancy shirt, I suppose," said the Inspector bitterly, as he tore it +open.</p> + +<p>A moment later he had caught his breath in surprise.</p> + +<p>For inside the parcel were some demure little silver objects and a +round platter of the same metal.</p> + +<p>Miss Marple gave a shrill exclamation of recognition.</p> + +<p>"The trencher salts," she exclaimed. "Colonel Protheroe's trencher +salts, and the Charles II tazza. Did you ever hear of such a thing!"</p> + +<p>The Inspector had got very red.</p> + +<p>"So that was the game," he muttered. "Robbery. But I can't make it out. +There's been no mention of these things being missing."</p> + +<p>"Perhaps they haven't discovered the loss," I suggested. "I presume +these valuable things would not have been kept out in common use. +Colonel Protheroe probably kept them locked away in a safe."</p> + +<p>"I must investigate this," said the Inspector. "I'll go right up to +Old Hall now. So that's why our Dr. Stone made himself scarce. What +with the murder and one thing and another, he was afraid we'd get wind +of his activities. As likely as not his belongings might have been +searched. He got the girl to hide them in the wood with a suitable +change of clothing. He meant to come back by a roundabout route and +go off with them one night while she stayed here to disarm suspicion. +Well, there's one thing to the good. This lets him out over the murder. +He'd nothing to do with that. Quite a different game."</p> + +<p>He repacked the suitcase and took his departure, refusing Miss Marple's +offer of a glass of sherry.</p> + +<p>"Well, that's one mystery cleared up," I said with a sigh. "What Slack +says is quite true; there are no grounds for suspecting him of the +murder. Everything's accounted for quite satisfactorily."</p> + +<p>"It really would seem so," said Miss Marple. "Although one never can be +quite certain, can one?"</p> + +<p>"There's a complete lack of motive," I pointed out. "He'd got what he +came for and was clearing out."</p> + +<p>"Y—es."</p> + +<p>She was clearly not quite satisfied, and I looked at her in some +curiosity. She hastened to answer my inquiring gaze with a kind of +apologetic eagerness.</p> + +<p>"I've no doubt I am <i>quite</i> wrong. I'm so stupid about these things. +But I just wondered—I mean this silver is very valuable, is it not?"</p> + +<p>"A tazza sold the other day for over a thousand pounds, I believe."</p> + +<p>"I mean—it's not the value of the metal."</p> + +<p>"No, it's what one might call a connoisseur's value."</p> + +<p>"That's what I mean. The sale of such things would take a little time +to arrange, or, even if it was arranged, it couldn't be carried through +without secrecy. I mean—if the robbery were reported and a hue and cry +were raised, well, the things couldn't be marketed at all."</p> + +<p>"I don't quite see what you mean?" I said.</p> + +<p>"I know I'm putting it badly." She became more flustered and +apologetic. "But it seems to me that—that the things couldn't just +have been abstracted, so to speak. The only satisfactory thing to +do would be to replace these things with copies. Then, perhaps, the +robbery wouldn't be discovered for some time."</p> + +<p>"That's a very ingenious idea," I said.</p> + +<p>"It would be the only way to do it, wouldn't it? And if so, of course, +as you say, once the substitution had been accomplished, there wouldn't +have been any reason for murdering Colonel Protheroe—quite the +reverse."</p> + +<p>"Exactly," I said. "That's what I said."</p> + +<p>"Yes, but I just wondered—I don't know, of course—and Colonel +Protheroe always talked a lot about doing things before he actually +did do them, and of course sometimes never did them at all, but he did +say—"</p> + +<p>"Yes?"</p> + +<p>"That he was going to have all his things valued—a man down from +London. For probate—no, that's when you're dead—for insurance. +Someone told him that was the thing to do. He talked about it a great +deal, and the importance of having it done. Of course, I don't know if +he had made any actual arrangement, but if he had...."</p> + +<p>"I see," I said slowly.</p> + +<p>"Of course, the moment the expert saw the silver, he'd know, and +then Colonel Protheroe would remember having shown the things to Dr. +Stone—I wonder if it was done then—legerdemain, don't they call it? +So clever—and then, well, the fat would be in the fire, to use an +old-fashioned expression."</p> + +<p>"I see your idea," I said. "I think we ought to find out for certain."</p> + +<p>I went once more to the telephone. In a few minutes I was through to +Old Hall and speaking to Anne Protheroe.</p> + +<p>"No, it's nothing very important. Has the Inspector arrived yet? Oh! +well, he's on his way. Mrs. Protheroe, can you tell me if the contents +of Old Hall were ever valued? What's that you say?"</p> + +<p>Her answer came clear and prompt. I thanked her, replaced the receiver +and turned to Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"That's very definite. Colonel Protheroe had made arrangements for +a man to come down from London on Monday—tomorrow—to make a full +valuation. Owing to the Colonel's death, the matter has been put off."</p> + +<p>"Then there <i>was</i> a motive," said Miss Marple softly.</p> + +<p>"A motive, yes. But that's all. You forget. When the shot was fired, +Dr. Stone had just joined the others, or was climbing over the stile in +order to do so."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Miss Marple thoughtfully. "So that rules him out."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_24">Chapter 24</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I returned to the Vicarage to find Hawes waiting for me in my study. +He was pacing up and down nervously, and when I entered the room he +started as though he had been shot.</p> + +<p>"You must excuse me," he said, wiping his forehead. "My nerves are all +to pieces lately."</p> + +<p>"My dear fellow," I said, "you positively must get away for a change. +We shall have you breaking down altogether, and that will never do."</p> + +<p>"I can't desert my post. No, that is a thing I will never do."</p> + +<p>"It's not a case of desertion. You are ill. I'm sure Haydock would +agree with me."</p> + +<p>"Haydock—Haydock. What kind of a doctor is he? An ignorant country +practitioner."</p> + +<p>"I think you're unfair to him. He has always been considered a very +able man in his profession."</p> + +<p>"Oh! perhaps. Yes, I daresay. But I don't like him. However, that's not +what I came to say. I came to ask you if you would be kind enough to +preach tonight instead of me. I—I really do not feel equal to it."</p> + +<p>"Why, certainly. I will take the service for you."</p> + +<p>"No, no. I wish to take the service. I am perfectly fit. It is only the +idea of getting up in the pulpit, of all those eyes staring at me...."</p> + +<p>He shut his eyes and swallowed convulsively.</p> + +<p>It was clear to me that there was something very much indeed the +matter with Hawes. He seemed aware of my thoughts, for he opened his +eyes and said quickly,</p> + +<p>"There is nothing really wrong with me. It is just these +headaches—these awful racking headaches. I wonder if you could let me +have a glass of water."</p> + +<p>"Certainly," I said.</p> + +<p>I went and fetched it myself from the tap. Ringing bells is a +profitless form of exercise in our house.</p> + +<p>I brought the water to him and he thanked me. He took from his pocket +a small cardboard box and, opening it, extracted a rice paper capsule, +which he swallowed with the aid of the water.</p> + +<p>"A headache powder," he explained.</p> + +<p>I suddenly wondered whether Hawes might have become addicted to drugs. +It would explain a great many of his peculiarities.</p> + +<p>"You don't take too many, I hope," I said.</p> + +<p>"No—oh, no. Dr. Haydock warned me against that. But it is really +wonderful. They bring instant relief."</p> + +<p>Indeed he already seemed calmer and more composed.</p> + +<p>He stood up.</p> + +<p>"Then you will preach tonight? It's very good of you, sir."</p> + +<p>"Not at all. And I insist on taking the service too. Get along home and +rest. No, I won't have any argument. Not another word."</p> + +<p>He thanked me again. Then he said, his eyes sliding past me to the +window:</p> + +<p>"You—you have been up at Old Hall today, haven't you, sir?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"Excuse me—but were you sent for?"</p> + +<p>I looked at him in surprise, and he flushed.</p> + +<p>"I'm sorry, sir. I—I just thought some new development might have +arisen, and that that was why Mrs. Protheroe had sent for you."</p> + +<p>I had not the faintest intention of satisfying Hawes' curiosity.</p> + +<p>"She wanted to discuss the funeral arrangements and one or two other +small matters with me," I said.</p> + +<p>"Oh! That was all. I see."</p> + +<p>I did not speak. He fidgeted from foot to foot, and finally said:</p> + +<p>"Mr. Redding came to see me last night. I—I can't imagine why."</p> + +<p>"Didn't he tell you?"</p> + +<p>"He—he just said he thought he'd look me up. Said it was a bit lonely +in the evenings. He's never done such a thing before."</p> + +<p>"Well, he's supposed to be pleasant company," I said smiling.</p> + +<p>"What does he want to come and see me for? I don't like it." His voice +rose shrilly. "He spoke of dropping in again. What does it all mean? +What idea do you think he has got into his head?"</p> + +<p>"Why should you suppose he has any ulterior motive?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"I don't like it," repeated Hawes obstinately. "I've never gone against +<i>him</i> in any way. I never suggested that <i>he</i> was guilty—even when +he accused himself, I said it seemed most incomprehensible. If I've +had suspicions of anybody, it's been of Archer—never of him. Archer +is a totally different proposition—a godless, irreligious ruffian. A +drunken blackguard."</p> + +<p>"Don't you think you're being a little harsh?" I said. "After all, we +really know very little about the man."</p> + +<p>"A poacher, in and out of prison, capable of anything."</p> + +<p>"Do you really think he shot Colonel Protheroe?" I asked curiously.</p> + +<p>Hawes has an inveterate dislike of answering "yes" or "no." I have +noticed it several times lately.</p> + +<p>"Don't you think yourself, sir, that it's the only possible solution?"</p> + +<p>"As far as we know," I said, "there's no evidence of any kind against +him."</p> + +<p>"His threats," said Hawes eagerly. "You forget about his threats."</p> + +<p>"I am sick and tired of hearing about Archer's threats. As far as I can +make out, there is no direct evidence that he ever made any."</p> + +<p>"He was determined to be revenged on Colonel Protheroe. He primed +himself with drink, and then shot him."</p> + +<p>"That's pure supposition."</p> + +<p>"But you will admit that it's perfectly probable?"</p> + +<p>"No, I don't."</p> + +<p>"Possible, then?"</p> + +<p>"Possible, yes."</p> + +<p>Hawes glanced at me sideways.</p> + +<p>"Why don't you think it's probable?"</p> + +<p>"Because," I said, "a man like Archer wouldn't think of shooting a man +with a pistol. It's the wrong weapon."</p> + +<p>Hawes seemed taken aback by my argument. Evidently it wasn't the +objection he had expected.</p> + +<p>"Do you really think the objection is feasible?" he asked doubtingly.</p> + +<p>"To my mind it is a complete stumbling block to Archer's having +committed the crime," I said.</p> + +<p>In face of my positive assertion, Hawes said no more. He thanked me +again and left.</p> + +<p>I had gone as far as the front door with him, and on the hall table +I saw four notes. They had certain characteristics in common. The +handwriting was almost unmistakably feminine; they all bore the words +"By hand, Urgent," and the only difference I could see was that one was +noticeably dirtier than the rest.</p> + +<p>Their similarity gave me a curious feeling of seeing—not double but +quadruple.</p> + +<p>Mary came out of the kitchen and caught me staring at them.</p> + +<p>"Come by hand since lunch time," she volunteered. "All but one. I found +that in the box."</p> + +<p>I nodded, gathered them up and took them into the study.</p> + +<p>The first one ran thus.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Mr. Clement</span>,</p> + +<p><i>Something has come to my knowledge which I feel you ought to know. +It concerns the death of poor Colonel Protheroe. I should much +appreciate your advice on the matter—whether to go to the police +or not. Since my dear husband's death, I have such a shrinking from +every kind of publicity. Perhaps you could run in and see me for a few +minutes this afternoon</i>,</p> + +<p class="ph3"><i>Yours sincerely</i>,<br> +<span class="smcap">Martha Price Ridley</span>.</p> +</div> + +<p>I opened the second.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Mr. Clement</span>,</p> + +<p><i>I am so troubled—so exercised in my mind—to know what I ought to +do. Something has come to my ears that I feel may be important. I +have such a horror of being mixed up with the police in any way. I +am so disturbed and distressed. Would it be asking too much of you, +dear Vicar, to drop in for a few minutes and solve my doubts and +perplexities for me in the wonderful way you always do?</i></p> + +<p><i>Forgive my troubling you,</i></p> + +<p class="ph3"><i>Yours very sincerely</i>,<br> +<span class="smcap">Caroline Wetherby</span>.</p> +</div> + +<p>The third, I felt, I could almost have recited beforehand.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Mr. Clement</span>,</p> + +<p><i>Something most important has come to my ears. I feel you should be +the first to know about it. Will you call in and see me this afternoon +sometime? I will wait in for you.</i></p> +</div> + +<p>This militant epistle was signed</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">Amanda Hartnell.</span></p> +</div> + +<p>I opened the fourth missive. It has been my good fortune to be troubled +with very few anonymous letters. An anonymous letter is, I think, the +meanest and cruelest weapon there is. This one was no exception. It +purported to be written by an illiterate person, but several things +inclined me to disbelieve that assumption.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Vicar</span>,</p> + +<p>i think you ought to know what is Going On. Your lady has been seen +coming out of Mr. Redding's cottage in a surreptitious manner. You +know wot i mean. The two are Carrying On together. i think you ought +to know.</p> + +<p class="ph3"><span class="smcap">A Friend.</span></p> +</div> + +<p>I made a faint exclamation of disgust and, crumpling up the paper, +tossed it into the open grate just as Griselda entered the room.</p> + +<p>"What's that you're throwing down so contemptuously?" she asked.</p> + +<p>"Filth," I said.</p> + +<p>Taking a match from my pocket, I struck it and bent down. Griselda, +however, was too quick for me. She had stooped down and caught up the +crumpled ball of paper and smoothed it out before I could stop her.</p> + +<p>She read it, gave a little exclamation of disgust, and tossed it back +to me, turning away as she did so. I lighted it and watched it burn.</p> + +<p>Griselda had moved away. She was standing by the window looking out +into the garden.</p> + +<p>"Len," she said without turning round.</p> + +<p>"Yes, my dear."</p> + +<p>"I'd like to tell you something. Yes, don't stop me. I want to, please. +When—when Lawrence Redding came here, I let you think that I had only +known him slightly before. That wasn't true. I—I had known him rather +well. In fact, before I met you, I had been rather in love with him. +I think most people are with Lawrence. I was—well—absolutely silly +about him at one time. I don't mean I wrote him compromising letters or +anything idiotic like they do in books. But I was rather keen on him +once."</p> + +<p>"Why didn't you tell me?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"Oh! Because! I don't know exactly except that—well, you're foolish +in some ways. Just because you're so much older than I am, you think +that I—well, that I'm likely to like other people. I thought you'd be +tiresome, perhaps, about me and Lawrence being friends."</p> + +<p>"You're very clever at concealing things," I said, remembering what +she had told me in that room less than a week ago, and the ingenuous +natural way she had talked.</p> + +<p>"Yes, I've always been able to hide things. In a way, I like doing it."</p> + +<p>Her voice held a childlike ring of pleasure in it.</p> + +<p>"But it's quite true what I said. I didn't know about Anne, and I +wondered why Lawrence was so different, not—well, really not noticing +me. I'm not used to it."</p> + +<p>There was a pause.</p> + +<p>"You do understand, Len?" said Griselda anxiously.</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said. "I understand."</p> + +<p>But did I?</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_25">Chapter 25</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I found it hard to shake off the impression left by the anonymous +letter. Pitch soils. However, I gathered up the other three letters, +glanced at my watch and started out.</p> + +<p>I wondered very much what this might be that had "come to the +knowledge" of three ladies simultaneously. I took it to be the same +piece of news. In this, I was to realize that my psychology was at +fault.</p> + +<p>I cannot pretend that my calls took me past the police station. My feet +gravitated there of their own accord. I was anxious to know whether +Inspector Slack had returned from Old Hall.</p> + +<p>I found that he had and, further, that Miss Cram had returned with him. +The fair Gladys was seated in the police station carrying off matters +with a high hand. She denied absolutely having taken the suitcase to +the woods.</p> + +<p>"Just because one of these gossiping old cats has nothing better to do +than look out of her window all night, you go and pitch upon me. She's +been mistaken once, remember, when she said she saw me at the end of +the lane on the afternoon of the murder, and if she was mistaken then, +in daylight, how can she possibly have recognized me by moonlight?</p> + +<p>"Wicked, it is, the way these old ladies go on down here. Say anything, +they will. And me asleep in my bed as innocent as can be. You ought to +be ashamed of yourselves, the lot of you."</p> + +<p>"And supposing the landlady of the Blue Boar identifies the suitcase as +yours, Miss Cram?"</p> + +<p>"If she says anything of the kind, she's wrong. There's no name on it. +Nearly everybody's got a suitcase like that. As for poor Dr. Stone, +accusing him of being a common burglar! And he with a lot of letters +after his name."</p> + +<p>"You refuse to give us any explanation, then, Miss Cram?"</p> + +<p>"No refusing about it. You've made a mistake, that's all. You and your +meddlesome Marples. I won't say a word more—not without my solicitor +present. I'm going this minute—unless you're going to arrest me."</p> + +<p>For answer, the Inspector rose and opened the door for her, and, with a +toss of the head, Miss Cram walked out.</p> + +<p>"That's the line she takes," said Slack, coming back to his chair. +"Absolute denial. And of course the old lady <i>may</i> have been mistaken. +No jury would believe you could recognize anyone from that distance on +a moonlit night. And of course, as I say, the old lady may have made a +mistake."</p> + +<p>"She may," I said, "but I don't think she did. Miss Marple is usually +right. That's what makes her unpopular."</p> + +<p>The Inspector grinned.</p> + +<p>"That's what Hurst says. Lord, these villages!"</p> + +<p>"What about the silver, Inspector?"</p> + +<p>"Seemed to be perfectly in order. Of course that meant one lot or +the other must be a fake. There's a very good man in Much Benham, +an authority on old silver. I've phoned over to him and sent a car +to fetch him. We'll soon know which is which. Either the burglary +was an accomplished fact, or else it was only planned. Doesn't make +a frightful lot of difference either way—I mean as far as we're +concerned. Robbery's a small business compared with murder. These two +aren't concerned with the murder. We'll maybe get a line on him through +the girl—that's why I let her go without any more fuss."</p> + +<p>"I wondered," I said.</p> + +<p>"A pity about Mr. Redding. It's not often you find a man who goes out +of his way to oblige you."</p> + +<p>"I suppose not," I said smiling slightly.</p> + +<p>"Women cause a lot of trouble," moralized the Inspector.</p> + +<p>He sighed and then went on, somewhat to my surprise, "Of course there's +Archer."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" I said. "You've thought of him?"</p> + +<p>"Why, naturally, sir, first thing. It didn't need any anonymous letters +to put me on his track."</p> + +<p>"Anonymous letters," I said sharply. "Did you get one then?"</p> + +<p>"That's nothing new, sir. We get a dozen a day, at least. Oh! yes, we +were put wise to Archer. As though the police couldn't look out for +themselves! Archer's been under suspicion from the first. The trouble +of it is, he's got an alibi. Not that it amounts to anything, but it's +awkward to get over."</p> + +<p>"What do you mean by its not amounting to anything?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"Well, it appears he was with a couple of pals all the afternoon. Not, +as I say, that that counts much. Men like Archer and his pals would +swear to anything. There's no believing a word they say. <i>We</i> know +that. But the public doesn't, and the jury's taken from the public, +more's the pity. They know nothing, and ten to one believe everything +that's said in the witness box, no matter who it is that says it. And +of course Archer himself will swear till he's black in the face that he +didn't do it."</p> + +<p>"Not so obliging as Mr. Redding," I said with a smile.</p> + +<p>"Not he," said the Inspector, making the remark as a plain statement of +fact.</p> + +<p>"It is natural, I suppose, to cling to life," I mused.</p> + +<p>"You'd be surprised if you knew the murderers that have got off through +the soft heartedness of the jury," said the Inspector gloomily.</p> + +<p>"But do you really think that Archer did it?" I asked.</p> + +<p>It has struck me as curious all along that Inspector Slack never seems +to have any personal views of his own on the murder. The easiness or +difficulty of getting a conviction are the only points that seem to +appeal to him.</p> + +<p>"I'd like to be a bit surer," he admitted. "A fingerprint now, or a +footprint, or seen in the vicinity about the time of the crime. Can't +risk arresting him without something of that kind. He's been seen +round Mr. Redding's house once or twice, but he'd say that was to speak +to his mother. A decent body, she is. No, on the whole, I'm for the +lady. If I could only get definite proof of blackmail—but you can't +get definite proof of anything in this crime! It's theory, theory, +theory. It's a sad pity that there's not a single spinster lady living +along your road, Mr. Clement. I bet she'd have seen something if there +had been."</p> + +<p>His words reminded me of my calls, and I took leave of him. It was +about the solitary instance when I had seen him in a genial mood.</p> + +<p>My first call was on Miss Hartnell. She must have been watching for me +from the window, for, before I had time to ring, she had opened the +front door, and clasping my hand firmly in hers had led me over the +threshold.</p> + +<p>"So good of you to come. In here. More private."</p> + +<p>We entered a microscopic room, about the size of a hencoop. Miss +Hartnell shut the door and, with an air of deep secrecy, waved me to a +seat (there were only three). I perceived that she was enjoying herself.</p> + +<p>"I'm never one to beat about the bush," she said in her jolly voice, +the latter slightly toned down to meet the requirements of the +situation. "You know how things go the round in a village like this?"</p> + +<p>"Unfortunately," I said, "I do."</p> + +<p>"I agree with you. Nobody dislikes gossip more than I do. But there it +is. I thought it my duty to tell the police Inspector that I'd called +on Mrs. Lestrange the afternoon of the murder and that she was out. I +don't expect to be thanked for doing my duty; I just do it. Ingratitude +is what you meet with first and last in this life. Why only yesterday +that impudent Mrs. Baker—"</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes," I said hoping to avert the usual tirade. "Very sad, very +sad. But you were saying."</p> + +<p>"The lower classes don't know who are their best friends," said Miss +Hartnell. "I always say a word in season when I'm visiting. Not that +I'm ever thanked for it."</p> + +<p>"You were telling the Inspector about your call upon Mrs. Lestrange," I +prompted.</p> + +<p>"Exactly—and, by the way, he didn't thank me. Said he'd ask for +information when he wanted it—not those words exactly, but that was +the spirit. There's a different class of men in the police force +nowadays."</p> + +<p>"Very probably," I said. "But you were going on to say something?"</p> + +<p>"I decided that this time I wouldn't go near any wretched Inspector. +After all, a clergyman is a gentleman—at least some are," she added.</p> + +<p>I gathered that the qualification was not intended to include me.</p> + +<p>"If I can help you in any way," I began.</p> + +<p>"It's a matter of duty," said Miss Hartnell and closed her mouth with a +snap. "I don't want to have to say these things. No one likes it less. +But duty is duty."</p> + +<p>I waited.</p> + +<p>"I've been given to understand," went on Miss Hartnell, turning rather +red, "that Mrs. Lestrange gives out that she was at home all the +time—that she didn't answer the door because—well, because she didn't +choose. Such airs and graces. I only called as a matter of duty, and to +be treated like that!"</p> + +<p>"She has been ill," I said mildly.</p> + +<p>"Ill? Fiddlesticks. You're too unworldly, Mr. Clement. There's nothing +the matter with that woman. Too ill to attend the inquest indeed! +Medical certificate from Dr. Haydock! She can wind him round her little +finger; everyone knows that. Well, where was I?"</p> + +<p>I didn't quite know. It is difficult with Miss Hartnell to know where +narrative ends and vituperation begins.</p> + +<p>"Oh! about calling on her that afternoon. Well, it's fiddlesticks to +say she was in the house. She wasn't. I know."</p> + +<p>"How can you possibly know?"</p> + +<p>Miss Hartnell's face turned a little redder. In someone less truculent, +her demeanour might have been called embarrassed.</p> + +<p>"I'd knocked and rung," she explained. "Twice. If not three times. And +it occurred to me suddenly that the bell might be out of order."</p> + +<p>She was, I was glad to note, unable to look me in the face when saying +this. The same builder builds all our houses, and the bells he installs +are always clearly audible when standing on the mat outside the front +door. Both Miss Hartnell and I knew this perfectly well, but I suppose +decencies have to be preserved.</p> + +<p>"Yes?" I murmured.</p> + +<p>"I didn't want to push my card through the letter box. That would seem +so rude, and, whatever I am, I am never rude."</p> + +<p>She made this amazing statement without a tremor.</p> + +<p>"So I thought I would just go round the house and—and tap on the +window pane," she continued unblushingly. "I went all round the house +and looked in at all the windows, but there was no one in the house at +all."</p> + +<p>I understood her perfectly. Taking advantage of the fact that the house +was empty, Miss Hartnell had given unbridled rein to her curiosity and +had gone round the house, examining the garden and peering in at all +the windows to see as much as she could of the interior. She had chosen +to tell her story to me, believing that I should be a more sympathetic +and lenient audience than the police. The clergy are supposed to give +the benefit of the doubt to their parishioners.</p> + +<p>I made no comment on the situation. I merely asked a question:</p> + +<p>"What time was this, Miss Hartnell?"</p> + +<p>"As far as I can remember," said Miss Hartnell, "it must have been +close on six o'clock. I went straight home afterwards, and I got in +about ten past six, and Mrs. Protheroe came in somewhere round about +the half hour, leaving Dr. Stone and Mr. Redding outside, and we talked +about bulbs. And all the time the poor Colonel lying murdered. It's a +sad world."</p> + +<p>"It is sometimes a rather unpleasant one," I said.</p> + +<p>I rose.</p> + +<p>"And that is all you have to tell me?"</p> + +<p>"I just thought it might be important."</p> + +<p>"It might," I agreed.</p> + +<p>And refusing to be drawn further, much to Miss Hartnell's +disappointment, I took my leave.</p> + +<p>Miss Wetherby, whom I visited next, received me in a kind of flutter.</p> + +<p>"Dear Vicar, how truly kind. You've had tea? Really, you won't? A +cushion for your back? It is so kind of you to come round so promptly. +Always willing to put yourself out for others."</p> + +<p>There was a good deal of this before we came to the point, and even +then it was approached with a good deal of circumlocution.</p> + +<p>"You must understand that I heard this on the best authority."</p> + +<p>In St. Mary Mead, the best authority is always somebody else's servant.</p> + +<p>"You can't tell me who told you?"</p> + +<p>"I promised, dear Mr. Clement. And I always think a promise should be a +sacred thing."</p> + +<p>She looked very solemn.</p> + +<p>"Shall we say a little bird told me? That is safe, isn't it?"</p> + +<p>I longed to say, "It's damned silly." I rather wish I had. I should +have liked to observe the effect on Miss Wetherby.</p> + +<p>"Well, this little bird told that she saw a certain lady who shall be +nameless."</p> + +<p>"Another kind of bird?" I inquired.</p> + +<p>To my great surprise Miss Wetherby went off into paroxysms of laughter +and tapped me playfully on the arm saying:</p> + +<p>"Oh! Vicar, you must not be so naughty."</p> + +<p>When she had recovered, she went on.</p> + +<p>"A certain lady, and where do you think this certain lady was going? +She turned into the Vicarage road, but before she did so, she looked +up and down the road in a most peculiar way—to see if anyone she knew +were noticing her, I imagine."</p> + +<p>"And the little bird?" I inquired.</p> + +<p>"Paying a visit to the fishmonger's—in the room over the shop."</p> + +<p>I now know where maids go on their days out. I know there is one place +they never go if they can help—anywhere in the open air.</p> + +<p>"And the time," continued Miss Wetherby, leaning forward mysteriously, +"was just before six o'clock."</p> + +<p>"On which day?"</p> + +<p>Miss Wetherby gave a little scream.</p> + +<p>"The day of the murder, of course, didn't I say so?"</p> + +<p>"I inferred it," I replied. "And the name of the lady?"</p> + +<p>"Begins with an L," said Miss Wetherby nodding her head several times.</p> + +<p>Feeling that I had got to the end of the information Miss Wetherby had +to impart, I rose to my feet.</p> + +<p>"You won't let the police cross-question me, will you?" said Miss +Wetherby pathetically, as she clasped my hand in both of hers. "I do +shrink from publicity. And to stand up in Court!"</p> + +<p>"In special cases," I said, "they let witnesses sit down."</p> + +<p>And I escaped.</p> + +<p>There was still Mrs. Price Ridley to see. That lady put me in my place +at once.</p> + +<p>"I will not be mixed up in any police court business," she said firmly, +after shaking my hand coldly. "You understand that. On the other hand, +having come across a circumstance which needs explaining, I think it +should be brought to the notice of the authorities."</p> + +<p>"Does it concern Mrs. Lestrange?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"Why should it?" demanded Mrs. Price Ridley coldly.</p> + +<p>She had me at a disadvantage there.</p> + +<p>"It's a very simple matter," she continued. "My maid, Clara, was +standing at the front gate; she went down there for a minute or +two—<i>she</i> says to get a breath of fresh air. Most unlikely, I should +say. Much more probable that she was looking out for the fishmonger's +boy—if he calls himself a boy—impudent young jackanapes, thinks +because he's seventeen he can joke with all the girls. Anyway, as I +say, she was standing at the gate and she heard a sneeze."</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said waiting for more.</p> + +<p>"That's all. I tell you she heard a sneeze. And don't start telling me +I'm not so young as I once was and may have made a mistake, because it +was Clara who heard it and she's only nineteen."</p> + +<p>"But," I said, "why shouldn't she have heard a sneeze?"</p> + +<p>Mrs. Price Ridley looked at me in obvious pity for my poorness of +intellect.</p> + +<p>"She heard a sneeze on the day of the murder at a time when there was +no one in your house. Doubtless the murderer was concealed in the +bushes waiting his opportunity. What you have to look for is a man with +a cold in his head."</p> + +<p>"Or a sufferer from hay fever," I suggested. "But as a matter of fact, +Mrs. Price Ridley, I think that mystery has a very easy solution. Our +maid, Mary, has been suffering from a severe cold in the head. In fact, +her sniffing has tried us very much lately. It must have been her +sneeze your maid heard."</p> + +<p>"It was a man's sneeze," said Mrs. Price Ridley firmly. "And you +couldn't hear your maid sneeze in your kitchen from our gate."</p> + +<p>"You couldn't hear anyone sneezing in the study from your gate," I +said. "Or at least I very much doubt it."</p> + +<p>"I said the man might have been concealed in the shrubbery," said +Mrs. Price Ridley. "Doubtless when Clara had gone in, he effected an +entrance by the front door."</p> + +<p>"Well, of course that's possible," I said.</p> + +<p>I tried not to make my voice consciously soothing, but I must have +failed, for Mrs. Price Ridley glared at me suddenly.</p> + +<p>"I am accustomed not to be listened to, but I might mention also that +to leave a tennis racquet carelessly flung down on the grass without +a press completely ruins it. And tennis racquets are very expensive +nowadays."</p> + +<p>There did not seem to be rhyme or reason in this flank attack. It +bewildered me utterly.</p> + +<p>"But perhaps you don't agree," said Mrs. Price Ridley.</p> + +<p>"Oh! I do—certainly."</p> + +<p>"I am glad. Well, that is all I have to say. I wash my hands of the +whole affair."</p> + +<p>She leaned back and closed her eyes like one weary of this world. I +thanked her and said good-bye.</p> + +<p>On the doorstep, I ventured to ask Clara about her mistress's statement.</p> + +<p>"It's quite true, sir, I heard a sneeze. And it wasn't an ordinary +sneeze—not by any means."</p> + +<p>Nothing about a crime is ever ordinary. The shot was not an ordinary +kind of shot. The sneeze was not a usual kind of sneeze. It was, I +presume, a special murderer's sneeze. I asked the girl what time this +had been, but she was very vague—some time between a quarter and half +past six she thought. Anyway, "it was before the mistress had the +telephone call and was took bad."</p> + +<p>I asked her if she had heard a shot of any kind. And she said the shots +had been something awful. After that, I placed very little credence in +her statements.</p> + +<p>I was just turning in at my own gate when I decided to pay a friend a +visit.</p> + +<p>Glancing at my watch, I saw that I had just time for it before taking +Evensong. I went down the road to Haydock's house. He came out on the +doorstep to meet me.</p> + +<p>I noticed afresh how worried and haggard he looked. This business +seemed to have aged him out of all knowledge.</p> + +<p>"I'm glad to see you," he said. "What's the news?"</p> + +<p>I told him the latest Stone development.</p> + +<p>"A high class thief," he commented. "Well, that explains a lot of +things. He'd read up his subject, but he made slips from time to time +to me. Protheroe must have caught him out once. You remember the row +they had. What do they think about the girl? Is she in it too?"</p> + +<p>"Opinion as to that is undecided," I said. "For my own part, I think +the girl is all right. She's such a prize idiot," I added.</p> + +<p>"Oh! I wouldn't say that. She's rather shrewd, is Miss Gladys Cram. +A remarkably healthy specimen. Not likely to trouble members of my +profession."</p> + +<p>I told him that I was worried about Hawes, and that I was anxious that +he should get away for a real rest and change.</p> + +<p>Something evasive came into his manner when I said this. His answer did +not ring quite true.</p> + +<p>"Yes," he said slowly. "I suppose that would be the best thing. Poor +chap. Poor chap."</p> + +<p>"I thought you didn't like him."</p> + +<p>"I don't—not much. But I'm sorry for a lot of people I don't like." +He added, after a minute or two, "I'm even sorry for Protheroe. Poor +fellow—nobody ever liked him much. Too full of his own rectitude +and too self-assertive. It's an unlovable mixture. He was always the +same—even as a young man."</p> + +<p>"I didn't know you knew him then?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! yes. When he lived in Westmoreland, I had a practice not far away. +That's a long time ago now. Nearly twenty years."</p> + +<p>I sighed. Twenty years ago Griselda was five years old. Time is an odd +thing.</p> + +<p>"Is that all you came to say to me, Clement?"</p> + +<p>I looked up with a start. Haydock was watching me with keen eyes.</p> + +<p>"There's something else, isn't there?" he said.</p> + +<p>I nodded.</p> + +<p>I had been uncertain whether to speak or not when I came in, but now +I decided to do so. I like Haydock as well as any man I know. He is a +splendid fellow in every way. I felt that what I had to tell might be +useful to him.</p> + +<p>I recited my interviews with Miss Hartnell and Miss Wetherby.</p> + +<p>He was silent for a long time after I'd spoken.</p> + +<p>"It's quite true, Clement," he said at last. "I've been trying to +shield Mrs. Lestrange from any inconvenience that I could. As a matter +of fact, she's an old friend. But that's not my only reason. That +medical certificate of mine isn't the put-up job you all think it was."</p> + +<p>He paused and then said gravely:</p> + +<p>"This is between you and me, Clement. Mrs. Lestrange is doomed."</p> + +<p>"What?"</p> + +<p>"She's a dying woman. I give her a month at longest. Do you wonder +that I want to keep her from being badgered and questioned?"</p> + +<p>He went on:</p> + +<p>"When she turned into this road that evening, it was here she came—to +this house."</p> + +<p>"You haven't said so before."</p> + +<p>"I didn't want to create talk. Six to seven isn't my time for seeing +patients, and everyone knows that. But you can take my word for it that +she was here."</p> + +<p>"She wasn't here when I came for you, though. I mean when we discovered +the body."</p> + +<p>"No," he seemed perturbed. "She'd left—to keep an appointment."</p> + +<p>"In what direction was the appointment? In her own house?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know, Clement. On my honour, I don't know."</p> + +<p>I believed him, but—</p> + +<p>"And supposing an innocent man is hanged?" I said.</p> + +<p>He shook his head.</p> + +<p>"No," he said. "No one will be hanged for the murder of Colonel +Protheroe. You can take my word for that."</p> + +<p>But that is just what I could not do. And yet the certainty in his +voice was very great.</p> + +<p>"No one will be hanged," he repeated.</p> + +<p>"This man, Archer—"</p> + +<p>He made an impatient movement.</p> + +<p>"Hasn't got brains enough to wipe his finger prints off the pistol."</p> + +<p>"Perhaps not," I said dubiously.</p> + +<p>Then I remembered something, and taking the little brownish crystal I +had found in the wood from my pocket I held it out to him and asked him +what it was.</p> + +<p>"H'm," he hesitated. "Looks like picric acid. Where did you find it?"</p> + +<p>"That," I replied, "is Sherlock Holmes' secret."</p> + +<p>He smiled.</p> + +<p>"What is picric acid?"</p> + +<p>"Well, it's an explosive."</p> + +<p>"Yes, I know that, but it's got another use, hasn't it?"</p> + +<p>He nodded.</p> + +<p>"It's used medically—in solution for burns. Wonderful stuff."</p> + +<p>I held out my hand and rather reluctantly he handed it back to me.</p> + +<p>"It's of no consequence probably," I said. "But I found it in rather an +unusual place."</p> + +<p>"You won't tell me where?"</p> + +<p>Rather childishly, I wouldn't.</p> + +<p>He had his secrets. Well, I would have mine.</p> + +<p>I was a little hurt that he had not confided in me more fully.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_26">Chapter 26</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I was in a strange mood when I mounted the pulpit that night.</p> + +<p>The church was unusually full. I cannot believe that it was the +prospect of Hawes preaching which had attracted so many. Hawes' sermons +are dull and dogmatic. And if the news had got round that I was +preaching instead, that would not have attracted them either. For my +sermons are dull and scholarly. Neither, I am afraid, can I attribute +it to devotion.</p> + +<p>Everybody had come, I concluded, to see who else was there, and +possibly to exchange a little gossip in the church porch afterwards.</p> + +<p>Haydock was in church, which is unusual, and also Lawrence Redding. +And, to my surprise, beside Lawrence I saw the white strained face +of Hawes. Anne Protheroe was there, but she usually attends Evensong +on Sundays, though I had hardly thought she would today. I was far +more surprised to see Lettice. Church-going was compulsory on Sunday +morning—Colonel Protheroe was adamant on that point—but I had never +seen Lettice at evening service before.</p> + +<p>Gladys Cram was there, looking rather blatantly young and healthy +against a background of wizened spinsters, and I fancied that a dim +figure at the end of the church, who had slipped in late, was Mrs. +Lestrange.</p> + +<p>I need hardly say that Mrs. Price Ridley, Miss Hartnell, Miss Wetherby +and Miss Marple were there in full force. All the village people were +there, with hardly a single exception. I don't know when we have had +such a crowded congregation.</p> + +<p>Crowds are queer things. There was a magnetic atmosphere that night, +and the first person to feel its influence was myself.</p> + +<p>As a rule, I prepare my sermons beforehand. I am careful and +conscientious over them, but no one is better aware than myself of +their deficiencies.</p> + +<p>Tonight I was of necessity preaching <i>ex tempore</i>, and as I looked down +on the sea of upturned faces, a sudden madness entered my brain. I +ceased to be in any sense a minister of God. I became an actor. I had +an audience before me and I wanted to move that audience—and more, I +felt the power to move it.</p> + +<p>I am not proud of what I did that night. I am an utter disbeliever in +the emotional revivalist spirit. Yet that night I acted the part of a +raving, ranting evangelist.</p> + +<p>I gave out my text slowly.</p> + +<p><i>I am come to call not the righteous but the sinners to repentance.</i></p> + +<p>I repeated it twice, and I heard my own voice, a resonant, ringing +voice unlike the voice of the everyday Leonard Clement.</p> + +<p>I saw Griselda from her front pew look up in surprise, and Dennis +follow her example.</p> + +<p>I held my breath for a moment or two, and then I let myself rip.</p> + +<p>The congregation in that church were in a state of pent-up emotion, +ripe to be played upon. I played upon them. I exhorted sinners to +repentance. I lashed myself into a kind of emotional frenzy. Again and +again I threw out a denouncing hand and reiterated the phrase:</p> + +<p>"I am speaking to <i>you</i>."</p> + +<p>And each time, from different parts of the church, a kind of sighing +gasp went up.</p> + +<p>Mass emotion is a strange and terrible thing.</p> + +<p>I finished up with those beautiful and poignant words—perhaps the most +poignant words in the whole Bible:</p> + +<p>"<i>This very night shall thy soul be required of thee....</i>"</p> + +<p>It was a strange brief possession. When I got back to the Vicarage I +was my usual faded, indeterminate self. I found Griselda rather pale. +She slipped her arm through mine.</p> + +<p>"Len," she said. "You were rather terrible tonight. I—I didn't like +it. I've never heard you preach like that before."</p> + +<p>"I don't suppose you ever will again," I said, sinking down wearily on +the sofa. I was tired.</p> + +<p>"What made you do it?"</p> + +<p>"A sudden madness came over me."</p> + +<p>"Oh! it—it wasn't something special?"</p> + +<p>"What do you mean—something special?"</p> + +<p>"I wondered—that was all. You're very unexpected, Len. I never feel I +really know you."</p> + +<p>We sat down to cold supper, Mary being out.</p> + +<p>"There's a note for you in the hall," said Griselda. "Get it, will you, +Dennis?"</p> + +<p>Dennis, who had been very silent, obeyed.</p> + +<p>I took it and groaned. Across the top left-hand corner was written, <i>By +hand—Urgent</i>.</p> + +<p>"This," I said, "must be from Miss Marple. There's no one else left."</p> + +<p>I had been perfectly correct in my assumption.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Mr. Clement</span>,</p> + +<p><i>I should so much like to have a little chat with you about one or two +things that have occurred to me. I feel we should all try and help in +elucidating this sad mystery. I will come over about half past nine, +if I may, and tap on your study window. Perhaps dear Griselda would +be so very kind as to run over here and cheer up my nephew. And Mr. +Dennis too, of course, if he cares to come. If I do not hear, I will +expect them and will come over myself at the time I have stated.</i></p> + +<p class="ph3"><i>Yours very sincerely</i>,<br> +<span class="smcap">Jane Marple</span>.</p> +</div> + +<p>I handed the note to Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Oh! we'll go," she said cheerfully. "A glass or two of homemade +liqueur is just what one needs on Sunday evening. I think it's Mary's +blanc mange that is so frightfully depressing. It's like something out +of a mortuary."</p> + +<p>Dennis seemed less charmed at the prospect.</p> + +<p>"It's all very well for you," he grumbled. "You can talk all this high +brow stuff about art and books. I always feel a perfect fool sitting +and listening to you."</p> + +<p>"That's good for you," said Griselda serenely. "It puts you in your +place. Anyway I don't think Mr. Raymond West is so frightfully clever +as he pretends to be."</p> + +<p>"Very few of us are," I said.</p> + +<p>I wondered very much what exactly it was that Miss Marple wished to +talk over. Of all the ladies in my congregation, I consider her by far +the shrewdest. Not only does she see and hear practically everything +that goes on, but she draws amazingly neat and apposite deductions from +the facts that come under her notice.</p> + +<p>If I were at any time to set out on a career of deceit, it would be of +Miss Marple that I should be afraid.</p> + +<p>What Griselda called the Nephew Amusing Party started off at a little +after nine, and while I was waiting for Miss Marple to arrive I amused +myself by drawing up a kind of schedule of the facts connected with the +crime. I arranged them so far as possible in chronological order. I am +not a punctual person, but I am a neat one, and I like things jotted +down in a methodical fashion.</p> + +<p>At half past nine punctually, there was a little tap on the window and +I rose and admitted Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>She had a very fine Shetland shawl thrown over her head and shoulders, +and was looking rather old and frail. She came in full of little +fluttering remarks.</p> + +<p>"So good of you to let me come—and so good of dear Griselda—Raymond +admires her so much—the perfect Greuze he always calls her. Shall I +sit here? I am not taking your chair? Oh! thank you. No, I won't have a +footstool."</p> + +<p>I deposited the Shetland shawl on a chair and returned to take a chair +facing my guest. We looked at each other, and a little deprecating +smile broke out on her face.</p> + +<p>"I feel that you must be wondering why—why I am so interested in all +this. You may possibly think it's very unwomanly. No—please—I should +like to explain if I may."</p> + +<p>She paused a moment, a pink colour suffusing her cheeks.</p> + +<p>"You see," she began at last, "living alone as I do, in a rather out +of the way part of the world, one has to have a hobby. There is, +of course, woolwork, and Guides, and Welfare, and sketching, but +my hobby is—and always has been—Human Nature. So varied—and so +very fascinating. And, of course, in a small village, with nothing +to distract one, one has such ample opportunity for becoming what I +might call proficient in one's study. One begins to class people, +quite definitely, just as though they were birds or flowers, group +so and so, genus this, species that. Sometimes, of course, one makes +mistakes, but less and less as time goes on. And then, too, one tests +oneself. One takes a little problem—for instance the gill of pickled +shrimps that amused dear Griselda so much—a quite unimportant mystery, +but absolutely incomprehensible unless one solves it right. And then +there was that matter of the changed cough drops, and the butcher's +wife's umbrella—the last absolutely meaningless, unless on the +assumption that the greengrocer was not behaving at all nicely with +the chemist's wife—which, of course, turned out to be the case. It is +so fascinating, you know, to apply one's judgment and find that one is +right."</p> + +<p>"You usually are, I believe," I said smiling.</p> + +<p>"That, I am afraid, is what has made me a little conceited," confessed +Miss Marple. "But I have always wondered whether, if some day a really +big mystery came along, I should be able to do the same thing. I +mean—just solve it correctly. Logically, it ought to be exactly the +same thing. After all, a tiny working model of a torpedo is just the +same as a real torpedo."</p> + +<p>"You mean it's all a question of relativity," I said slowly. "It should +be—logically, I admit. But I don't know whether it really is."</p> + +<p>"Surely it must be the same," said Miss Marple. "The—what one used +to call the factors at school—are the same. There's money, and +mutual attraction between people of an—er—opposite sex—and there's +queerness, of course—so many people are a little queer, aren't +they?—in fact, most people are when you know them well. And normal +people do such astonishing things sometimes, and abnormal people are +sometimes so very sane and ordinary. In fact, the only way is to +compare people with other people you have known or come across. You'd +be surprised if you knew how very few distinct types there are in all."</p> + +<p>"You frighten me," I said. "I feel I'm being put under the microscope."</p> + +<p>"Of course, I wouldn't dream of saying any of this to Colonel +Melchett—such an autocratic man, isn't he?—and poor Inspector +Slack—well, he's exactly like the young lady in the boot shop who +wants to sell you patent leather because she's got it in your size, and +doesn't take any notice of the fact that you want brown calf."</p> + +<p>That really is a very good description of Slack.</p> + +<p>"But you, Mr. Clement, know, I'm sure, quite as much about the crime as +Inspector Slack. I thought, if we could work together—"</p> + +<p>"I wonder," I said. "I think each one of us in his secret heart fancies +himself as Sherlock Holmes."</p> + +<p>Then I told her of the three summons I had received that afternoon. +I told her of Anne's discovery of the picture with the slashed face. +I also told her of Miss Cram's attitude at the police station, and I +described Haydock's identification of the crystal I had picked up.</p> + +<p>"Having found that myself," I finished up, "I should like it to be +important. But it's probably got nothing to do with the case."</p> + +<p>"I have been reading a lot of American detective stories from the +library lately," said Miss Marple, "hoping to find them helpful."</p> + +<p>"Was there anything in them about picric acid?"</p> + +<p>"I'm afraid not. I do remember reading a story once, though, in which a +man was poisoned by picric acid and lanoline being rubbed on him as an +ointment."</p> + +<p>"But as nobody has been poisoned here, that doesn't seem to enter into +the question," I said.</p> + +<p>Then I took up my schedule and handed it to her.</p> + +<p>"I've tried," I said, "to recapitulate the facts of the case as clearly +as possible."</p> + +<p class="ph2">MY SCHEDULE</p> + +<p class="ph2"><span class="smcap">Thursday 21st. inst.</span></p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p>12.30 p.m. <i>Colonel Protheroe alters his appointment from six to six +fifteen. Overheard by half village very probably.</i></p> + +<p>12.45. <i>Pistol last seen in its proper place. (But this is doubtful as +Mrs. Archer had previously said she could not remember.)</i></p> + +<p>5.30. <i>(approx.) Colonel and Mrs. Protheroe leave Old Hall for village +in car.</i></p> + +<p>5.30. <i>Fake call put through to me from the North Lodge, Old Hall.</i></p> + +<p>6.15. <i>(or a minute or two earlier) Colonel Protheroe arrives at +Vicarage. Is shown into study by Mary.</i></p> + +<p>6.20. <i>Mrs. Protheroe comes along back lane and across garden to study +window. Colonel Protheroe not visible.</i></p> + +<p>6.29. <i>Call from Lawrence Redding's cottage put through to Mrs. Price +Ridley (according to exchange).</i></p> + +<p>6.30-6.35. <i>Shot heard (accepting telephone call time as correct). +Lawrence Redding, Anne Protheroe, and Dr. Stone's evidence seem to +point to its being earlier, but Mrs. P. R. probably right.</i></p> + +<p>6.45. <i>Lawrence Redding arrives Vicarage and finds the body.</i></p> + +<p>6.48. <i>I meet Lawrence Redding.</i></p> + +<p>6.49. <i>Body discovered by me.</i></p> + +<p>6.55. <i>Haydock examines body.</i></p> + +<p><i>Note</i> The only two people who have no kind of alibi for 6.30-6.35 are +Miss Cram and Mrs. Lestrange. Miss Cram says she was at the barrow, but +no confirmation. It seems reasonable, however, to dismiss her from +case, as there seems nothing to connect her with it. Mrs. Lestrange +left Dr. Haydock's house some time after six to keep an appointment. +Where was the appointment, and with whom? It could hardly have been +with Colonel Protheroe, as he expected to be engaged with me. It is +true that Mrs. Lestrange was near the spot at the time the crime was +committed, but it seems doubtful what motive she could have had for +murdering him. She did not gain by his death, and the Inspector's +theory of blackmail I cannot accept. Mrs. Lestrange is not that kind +of woman. Also, it seems unlikely that she should have got hold of +Lawrence Redding's pistol.</p> +</div> + +<p>"Very clear," said Miss Marple nodding her head in approval. "Very +clear, indeed. Gentlemen always make such excellent memoranda."</p> + +<p>"You agree with what I have written?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"Oh! yes—you have put it all beautifully."</p> + +<p>I asked her the question then that I had been meaning to put all along.</p> + +<p>"Miss Marple," I said. "Who do you suspect? You once said that there +were seven people."</p> + +<p>"Quite that, I should think," said Miss Marple absently. "I expect +every one of us suspects someone different. In fact, one can see they +do."</p> + +<p>She didn't ask me whom I suspected.</p> + +<p>"The point is," she said, "that one must provide an explanation for +everything. Each thing has got to be explained away satisfactorily. If +you have a theory that fits every fact—well, then it must be the right +one. But that's extremely difficult. If it wasn't for that note—"</p> + +<p>"The note?" I said surprised.</p> + +<p>"Yes, you remember, I told you. That note has worried me all along. +It's wrong, somehow."</p> + +<p>"Surely," I said, "that is explained now. It was written at 6.35, and +another hand—the murderer's—put the misleading 6.20 at the top. I +think that is clearly established."</p> + +<p>"But even then," said Miss Marple, "it's all wrong."</p> + +<p>"But why?"</p> + +<p>"Listen—" Miss Marple leant forward eagerly. "Mrs. Protheroe passed my +garden, as I told you, and she went as far as the study window and she +looked in and she didn't see Colonel Protheroe."</p> + +<p>"Because he was writing at the desk," I said.</p> + +<p>"And that's what's all wrong. That was at twenty past six. We agreed +that he wouldn't sit down to say he couldn't wait any longer until +after half past six—so, why was he sitting at the writing table then?"</p> + +<p>"I never thought of that," I said slowly.</p> + +<p>"Let us, dear Mr. Clement, just go over it again. Mrs. Protheroe comes +to the window and she thinks the room is empty—she must have thought +so, because otherwise she would never have gone down to the studio to +meet Mr. Redding. It wouldn't have been safe. The room must have been +absolutely silent if she thought it was empty. And that leaves us three +alternatives, doesn't it?"</p> + +<p>"You mean—"</p> + +<p>"Well, the first alternative would be that Colonel Protheroe was dead +already—but I don't think that's the most likely one. To begin with, +he'd only been there about five minutes, and she or I would have heard +the shot; and, secondly, the same difficulty remains about his being at +the writing table. The second alternative is, of course, that he was +sitting at the writing table writing a note, but in that case it must +have been a different note altogether. It can't have been to say he +couldn't wait. And the third—"</p> + +<p>"Yes?" I said.</p> + +<p>"Well, the third is, of course, that Mrs. Protheroe was right, and that +the room was actually empty."</p> + +<p>"You mean that, after he had been shown in, he went out again and came +back later?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"But why should he have done that?"</p> + +<p>Miss Marple spread out her hands in a little gesture of bewilderment.</p> + +<p>"That would mean looking at the case from an entirely different angle," +I said.</p> + +<p>"One so often has to do that—about everything. Don't you think so?"</p> + +<p>I did not reply. I was going over carefully in my mind the three +alternatives that Miss Marple had suggested.</p> + +<p>With a slight sigh, the old lady rose to her feet.</p> + +<p>"I must be getting back. I am very glad to have had this little +chat—though we haven't got very far, have we?"</p> + +<p>"To tell you the truth," I said, as I fetched her shawl, "the whole +thing seems to me a bewildering maze."</p> + +<p>"Oh! I wouldn't say that. I think, on the whole, one theory fits nearly +everything. That is, if you admit one coincidence—and I think one +coincidence is allowable. More than one, of course, is unlikely."</p> + +<p>"Do you really think that? About the theory, I mean?" I asked looking +at her.</p> + +<p>"I admit that there is one flaw in my theory—one fact that I can't get +over. Oh! if only that note had been something quite different—"</p> + +<p>She sighed and shook her head. She moved towards the window and +absent-mindedly reached up her hand and felt the rather depressed +looking plant that stood in a stand.</p> + +<p>"You know, dear Mr. Clement, this should be watered oftener. Poor +thing, it needs it badly. Your maid should water it every day. I +suppose it is she who attends to it?"</p> + +<p>"As much," I said, "as she attends to anything."</p> + +<p>"A little raw at present," suggested Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said. "And Griselda steadily refuses to attempt to cook her. +Her idea is that only a thoroughly undesirable maid will remain with +us. However, Mary herself gave us notice the other day."</p> + +<p>"Indeed. I always imagined she was very fond of you both."</p> + +<p>"I haven't noticed it," I said. "But as a matter of fact, it was +Lettice Protheroe who upset her. Mary came back from the inquest in +rather a temperamental state and found Lettice here and—well, they had +words."</p> + +<p>"Oh!" said Miss Marple. She was just about to step through the window +when she stopped suddenly, and a bewildering series of changes passed +over her face.</p> + +<p>"Oh! dear," she muttered to herself. "I <i>have</i> been stupid. So that was +it! Perfectly possible all the time."</p> + +<p>"I beg your pardon?"</p> + +<p>She turned a worried face upon me.</p> + +<p>"Nothing. An idea that has just occurred to me. I must go home and +think things out thoroughly. Do you know, I believe I have been +extremely stupid—almost incredibly so."</p> + +<p>"I find that hard to believe," I said gallantly.</p> + +<p>I escorted her through the window and across the lawn.</p> + +<p>"Can you tell me what it is that has occurred to you so suddenly?" I +asked.</p> + +<p>"I would rather not—just at present. You see, there is still a +possibility that I may be mistaken. But I do not think so. Here we are +at my garden gate. Thank you so much. Please do not come any farther."</p> + +<p>"Is the note still a stumbling block?" I asked as she passed through +the gate and latched it behind her.</p> + +<p>She looked at me abstractedly.</p> + +<p>"The note? Oh! of course that wasn't the real note. I never thought it +was. Good night, Mr. Clement."</p> + +<p>She went rapidly up the path to the house, leaving me staring after her.</p> + +<p>I didn't know what to think.</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_27">Chapter 27</h2> +</div> + + +<p>Griselda and Dennis had not yet returned. I realized that the most +natural thing would have been for me to go up to the house with Miss +Marple and fetch them home. Both she and I had been so entirely taken +up with our preoccupation over the mystery that we had forgotten +anybody existed in the world except ourselves.</p> + +<p>I was just standing in the hall, wondering whether I would not even now +go over and join them, when the door bell rang.</p> + +<p>I crossed over to it. I saw there was a letter in the box and, +presuming that this was the cause of the ring, I took it out.</p> + +<p>As I did so, however, the bell rang again, and I shoved the letter +hastily into my pocket and opened the front door.</p> + +<p>It was Colonel Melchett.</p> + +<p>"Hullo, Clement. I'm on my way home from town in the car. Thought I'd +just look in and see if you could give me a drink."</p> + +<p>"Delighted," I said. "Come into the study."</p> + +<p>He pulled off the leather coat that he was wearing and followed me into +the study. I fetched the whisky and soda and two glasses. Melchett +was standing in front of the fireplace, legs wide apart, stroking his +closely clipped moustache.</p> + +<p>"I've got one bit of news for you, Clement. Most astounding thing +you've ever heard. But let that go for the minute. How are things going +down here? Any more old ladies hot on the scent?"</p> + +<p>"They're not doing so badly," I said. "One of them, at all events, +thinks she's got there."</p> + +<p>"Our friend, Miss Marple, eh?"</p> + +<p>"Our friend Miss Marple."</p> + +<p>"Women like that always think they know everything," said Colonel +Melchett.</p> + +<p>He sipped his whisky and soda appreciatively.</p> + +<p>"It's probably unnecessary interference on my part asking," I said, +"but I suppose somebody has questioned the fish boy. I mean, if the +murderer left by the front door, there's a chance the boy may have seen +him."</p> + +<p>"Slack questioned him right enough," said Melchett, "but the boy says +he didn't meet anybody. Hardly likely he would. The murderer wouldn't +be exactly courting observation. Lots of cover by your front gate. He +would have taken a look to see if the road was clear. The boy had to +call at the Vicarage, at Haydock's and at Mrs. Price Ridley's. Easy +enough to dodge him."</p> + +<p>"Yes," I said. "I suppose it would be."</p> + +<p>"On the other hand," went on Melchett, "if by any chance that rascal +Archer did the job, and young Fred Jackson saw him about the place, I +doubt very much whether he'd let on. Archer is a cousin of his."</p> + +<p>"Do you seriously suspect Archer?"</p> + +<p>"Well, you know, old Protheroe had his knife into Archer pretty badly. +Lots of bad blood between them. Leniency wasn't Protheroe's strong +point."</p> + +<p>"No," I said. "He was a very ruthless man."</p> + +<p>"What I say is," said Melchett, "live and let live. Of course, the +law's the law, but it never hurts to give a man the benefit of the +doubt. That's what Protheroe never did."</p> + +<p>"He prided himself on it," I said.</p> + +<p>There was a pause and then I asked:</p> + +<p>"What is this 'astounding bit of news' you promised me?"</p> + +<p>"Well, it <i>is</i> astounding. You know that unfinished letter that +Protheroe was writing when he was killed?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"We got an expert on it—to say whether the 6.20 was added by +a different hand. Naturally we sent up samples of Protheroe's +handwriting. And do you know the verdict? <i>That letter was never +written by Protheroe at all.</i>"</p> + +<p>"You mean a forgery?"</p> + +<p>"It's a forgery. The 6.20 they think is written in a different hand +again—but they're not sure about that. The heading is in a different +ink, but the letter itself is a forgery. Protheroe never wrote it."</p> + +<p>"Are they certain?"</p> + +<p>"Well, they're as certain as experts ever are. You know what an expert +is! Oh! but they're sure enough."</p> + +<p>"Amazing," I said.</p> + +<p>Then a memory assailed me.</p> + +<p>"Why," I said, "I remember at the time Mrs. Protheroe said it wasn't +like her husband's handwriting at all, and I took no notice."</p> + +<p>"Really?"</p> + +<p>"I thought it one of those silly remarks women will make. If there +seemed one thing sure on earth it was that Protheroe had written that +note."</p> + +<p>We looked at each other.</p> + +<p>"It's curious," I said slowly. "Miss Marple was saying this evening +that that note was all wrong."</p> + +<p>"Confound the woman, she couldn't know more about it if she had +committed the murder herself."</p> + +<p>At that moment the telephone bell rang. There is a queer kind of +psychology about a telephone bell. It rang now persistently and with a +kind of sinister significance.</p> + +<p>I went over and took up the receiver.</p> + +<p>"This is the Vicarage," I said. "Who's speaking?"</p> + +<p>A strange high-pitched hysterical voice came over the wire.</p> + +<p>"<i>I want to confess</i>," it said. "<i>My God, I want to confess.</i>"</p> + +<p>"Hullo," I said. "Hullo. Look here, you've cut me off. What number was +that?"</p> + +<p>A languid voice said it didn't know. It added that it was sorry I had +been troubled.</p> + +<p>I put down the receiver, and turned to Melchett.</p> + +<p>"You once said," I remarked, "that you would go mad if anyone else +accused themselves of the crime."</p> + +<p>"What about it?"</p> + +<p>"That was someone who wanted to confess ... and the exchange has cut us +off."</p> + +<p>Melchett dashed over and took up the receiver.</p> + +<p>"I'll speak to them."</p> + +<p>"Do," I said. "You may have some effect. I'll leave you to it. I'm +going out. I've a fancy I recognized that voice."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_28">Chapter 28</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I hurried down the village street. It was eleven o'clock, and at eleven +o'clock on a Sunday night the whole village of St. Mary Mead might be +dead. I saw, however, a light in a first floor window as I passed, and, +realizing that Hawes was still up, I stopped and rang the door bell.</p> + +<p>After what seemed a long time, Hawes' landlady, Mrs. Sadler, +laboriously unfastened two bolts, a chain, and turned a key, and peered +out at me suspiciously.</p> + +<p>"Why, it's Vicar!" she exclaimed.</p> + +<p>"Good evening," I said. "I want to see Mr. Hawes. I see there's a light +in the window, so he's up still."</p> + +<p>"That may be. I've not seen him since I took up his supper. He's had a +quiet evening—no one to see him, and he's not been out."</p> + +<p>I nodded, and, passing her, went quickly up the stairs. Hawes has a +bedroom and sitting room on the first floor.</p> + +<p>I passed into the latter. Hawes was lying back in a long chair asleep. +My entrance did not wake him. An empty cachet box and a glass of water, +half full, stood beside him.</p> + +<p>On the floor, by his left foot, was a crumpled sheet of paper with +writing on it. I picked it up and straightened it out.</p> + +<p>It began: "<i>My dear Clement</i>—"</p> + +<p>I read it through, uttered an exclamation and shoved it into my pocket. +Then I bent over Hawes and studied him attentively.</p> + +<p>Next, reaching for the telephone which stood by his elbow, I gave the +number of the Vicarage. Melchett must have been still trying to trace +the call, for I was told that the number was engaged. Asking them to +call me, I put the instrument down again.</p> + +<p>I put my hand into my pocket to look at the paper I had picked up once +more. With it, I drew out the note that I had found in the letter box, +and which was still unopened.</p> + +<p>Its appearance was horribly familiar. It was the same handwriting as +the anonymous letter that had come that afternoon.</p> + +<p>I tore it open.</p> + +<p>I read it once—twice—unable to realize its contents.</p> + +<p>I was beginning to read it a third time when the telephone rang. Like a +man in a dream I picked up the receiver and spoke.</p> + +<p>"Hullo?"</p> + +<p>"Hullo."</p> + +<p>"Is that you, Melchett?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, where are you? I've traced that call. The number is—"</p> + +<p>"I know the number."</p> + +<p>"Oh! good. Is that where you are speaking from?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"What about that confession?"</p> + +<p>"I've got the confession all right."</p> + +<p>"You mean you've got the murderer?"</p> + +<p>I had the strongest temptation of my life. I looked at Hawes. I looked +at the crumpled letter. I looked at the anonymous scrawl. I looked at +the empty cachet box with the name of Cherubim on it. I remembered a +certain casual conversation.</p> + +<p>I made an immense effort.</p> + +<p>"I—don't know," I said. "You'd better come round."</p> + +<p>And I gave him the address.</p> + +<p>Then I sat down in the chair opposite Hawes to think.</p> + +<p>I had two clear minutes in which to do so.</p> + +<p>In two minutes time, Melchett would have arrived.</p> + +<p>I took up the anonymous letter and read it through again for the third +time.</p> + +<p>Then I closed my eyes and thought....</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_29">Chapter 29</h2> +</div> + + +<p>I don't know how long I sat there—only a few minutes in reality, I +suppose. Yet it seemed as though an eternity had passed when I heard +the door open and, turning my head, looked up to see Melchett entering +the room.</p> + +<p>He stared at Hawes asleep in his chair, then turned to me.</p> + +<p>"What's this, Clement? What does it all mean?"</p> + +<p>Of the two letters in my hand I selected one and passed it to him. He +read it aloud in a low voice.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><span class="smcap">My Dear Clement</span>:</p> + +<p><i>It is a peculiarly unpleasant thing that I have to say. After all, +I think I prefer writing it. We can discuss it at a later date. +It concerns the recent peculations. I am sorry to say that I have +satisfied myself beyond any possible doubt as to the identity of the +culprit. Painful as it is for me to have to accuse an ordained priest +of the church, my duty is only too painfully clear. An example must be +made and—</i></p> +</div> + +<p>He looked at me questioningly. At this point the writing tailed off in +an undistinguishable scrawl where death had overtaken the writer's hand.</p> + +<p>Melchett drew a deep breath, then looked at Hawes.</p> + +<p>"So that's the solution! The one man we never even considered. And +remorse drove him to confess!"</p> + +<p>"He's been very queer lately," I said.</p> + +<p>Suddenly Melchett strode across to the sleeping man with a sharp +exclamation. He seized him by the shoulder and shook him, at first +gently, then with increasing violence.</p> + +<p>"He's not asleep! He's drugged! What's the meaning of this?"</p> + +<p>His eye went to the empty cachet box. He picked it up.</p> + +<p>"Has he—?"</p> + +<p>"I think so," I said. "He showed me these the other day. Told me he'd +been warned against an overdose. It's his way out, poor chap. Perhaps +the best way. It's not for us to judge him."</p> + +<p>But Melchett was Chief Constable of the County before anything else. +The arguments that appealed to me had no weight with him. He had caught +a murderer and he wanted his murderer hanged.</p> + +<p>In one second he was at the telephone, jerking the receiver up and +down impatiently until he got a reply. He asked for Haydock's number. +Then there was a further pause during which he stood, his ear to the +telephone and his eyes on the limp figure in the chair.</p> + +<p>"Hullo—Hullo—Hullo—is that Dr. Haydock's? Will the doctor come +around at once to High St.? Mr. Hawes'. It's urgent—what's that? Well, +what number is it, then? Oh! sorry."</p> + +<p>He rang off, fuming.</p> + +<p>"Wrong number, wrong number—always wrong numbers! And a man's life +hanging on it. HULLO—you gave me the wrong number—yes—don't waste +time—give me three nine—<i>nine</i>, not five."</p> + +<p>Another period of impatience—shorter this time.</p> + +<p>"Hullo—is that you, Haydock? Melchett speaking. Come to 19 High Street +at once, will you? Hawes has taken some kind of overdose. At once, man, +it's vital."</p> + +<p>He rang off, strode impatiently up and down the room.</p> + +<p>"Why on earth you didn't get hold of the doctor at once, Clement, I +cannot think. Your wits must have all gone wool gathering."</p> + +<p>Fortunately it never occurs to Melchett that anyone can possibly have +any different ideas on conduct from those he holds himself. I said +nothing and he went on:</p> + +<p>"Where did you find this letter?"</p> + +<p>"Crumpled on the floor—where it had fallen from his hand."</p> + +<p>"Extraordinary business—that old maid was right about its being the +wrong note we found. Wonder how she tumbled to that. But what an ass +the fellow was not to destroy this one. Fancy keeping it—the most +damaging evidence you can imagine!"</p> + +<p>"Human nature is full of inconsistencies."</p> + +<p>"If it weren't, I doubt if we should ever catch a murderer! Sooner or +later they always do some fool things. You're looking very under the +weather, Clement. I suppose this has been the most awful shock to you?"</p> + +<p>"It has. As I say, Hawes has been queer in his manner for some time, +but I never dreamed—"</p> + +<p>"Who would? Hullo, that sounds like a car." He went across to the +window, pushing up the sash and leaning out. "Yes, it's Haydock all +right."</p> + +<p>A moment later the doctor entered the room.</p> + +<p>In a few succinct words, Melchett explained the situation. Haydock is +not a man who ever shows his feelings. He merely raised his eyebrows, +nodded, and strode across to his patient. He felt his pulse, raised the +eyelid and looked intently at the eye.</p> + +<p>Then he turned to Melchett.</p> + +<p>"Want me to save him for the gallows?" he asked. "He's pretty far gone, +you know. It will be touch and go anyway. I doubt if I can bring him +round."</p> + +<p>"Do everything possible."</p> + +<p>"Right."</p> + +<p>He busied himself with the case he had brought with him, preparing a +hypodermic injection which he injected into Hawes' arm. Then he stood +up.</p> + +<p>"Best thing is to run him into Much Benham—to the hospital there. Give +me a hand to get him down to the car."</p> + +<p>We both lent our assistance. As Haydock climbed into the driving seat, +he threw a parting remark over his shoulder.</p> + +<p>"You won't be able to hang him, you know, Melchett."</p> + +<p>"You mean he won't recover?"</p> + +<p>"May or may not. I didn't mean that. I mean that even if he does +recover—well, the poor devil wasn't responsible for his actions. I +shall give evidence to that effect."</p> + +<p>"What did he mean by that?" asked Melchett as we went upstairs again.</p> + +<p>I explained that Hawes had been a victim of <i>encephalitis lethargica</i>.</p> + +<p>"Sleeping sickness, eh? Always some good reason nowadays for every +dirty action that's done. Don't you agree?"</p> + +<p>"Science is teaching us a lot."</p> + +<p>"Science be damned—I beg your pardon, Clement—but all this namby +pambyism annoys me. I'm a plain man. Well, I suppose we'd better have a +look round here."</p> + +<p>But at this moment there was an interruption—and a most amazing one. +The door opened and Miss Marple walked into the room.</p> + +<p>She was pink and somewhat flustered, and seemed to realize our +condition of bewilderment.</p> + +<p>"So sorry—so very sorry—to intrude—good evening, Colonel Melchett. +As I say, I am so sorry, but hearing that Mr. Hawes was taken ill, I +felt I must come round and see if I couldn't do something."</p> + +<p>She paused. Colonel Melchett was regarding her in a somewhat disgusted +fashion.</p> + +<p>"Very kind of you, Miss Marple," he said drily. "But no need to +trouble. How did you know, by the way?"</p> + +<p>It was the question I had been yearning to ask!</p> + +<p>"The telephone," explained Miss Marple. "So careless with their wrong +numbers, aren't they? You spoke to me first, thinking I was Dr. +Haydock. My number is three five."</p> + +<p>"So that was it!" I exclaimed.</p> + +<p>There is always some perfectly good and reasonable explanation for Miss +Marple's omniscience.</p> + +<p>"And so," she continued, "I just came round to see if I could be of any +use."</p> + +<p>"Very kind of you," said Melchett again, even more drily this time. +"But nothing to be done. Haydock's taken him off to hospital."</p> + +<p>"Actually to hospital? Oh, that's a great relief! I am so very glad to +hear it. He'll be quite safe there. When you say 'nothing to be done,' +you don't mean that there's nothing to be done for him, do you? You +don't mean that he won't recover?"</p> + +<p>"It's very doubtful," I said.</p> + +<p>Miss Marple's eyes had gone to the cachet box.</p> + +<p>"I suppose he took an overdose?" she said.</p> + +<p>Melchett, I think, was in favour of being reticent. Perhaps I might +have been under other circumstances. But my discussion of the case with +Miss Marple was too fresh in my mind for me to have the same view, +though I must admit that her rapid appearance on the scene and eager +curiosity repelled me slightly.</p> + +<p>"You had better look at this," I said, and handed her Protheroe's +unfinished letter.</p> + +<p>She took it and read it without any appearance of surprise.</p> + +<p>"You had already deduced something of the kind, had you not?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"Yes—yes, indeed. May I ask you, Mr. Clement, what made you come +here this evening? That is a point which puzzles me. You and Colonel +Melchett—not at all what I should have expected."</p> + +<p>I explained the telephone call, and that I believed I had recognized +Hawes' voice. Miss Marple nodded thoughtfully.</p> + +<p>"Very interesting. Very Providential—if I may use the term. Yes, it +brought you here in the nick of time."</p> + +<p>"In the nick of time for what?" I said bitterly.</p> + +<p>Miss Marple looked surprised.</p> + +<p>"To save Mr. Hawes' life, of course."</p> + +<p>"Don't you think," I said, "that it might be better if Hawes didn't +recover? Better for him—better for everyone. We know the truth now +and—"</p> + +<p>I stopped—for Miss Marple was nodding her head with such a peculiar +vehemence that it made me lose the thread of what I was saying.</p> + +<p>"Of course," she said. "Of course! That's what he wants you to think! +That you know the truth—and that it's best for everyone as it is. Oh, +yes, it all fits in—the letter, and the overdose, and poor Mr. Hawes' +state of mind and his confession. It all fits in—<i>but it's wrong</i>."</p> + +<p>We stared at her.</p> + +<p>"That's why I am so glad Mr. Hawes is safe—in the hospital—where no +one can get at him. If he recovers, he'll tell you the truth."</p> + +<p>"The truth?"</p> + +<p>"Yes—that he never touched a hair of Colonel Protheroe's head."</p> + +<p>"But the telephone call," I said. "The letter—the overdose. It's all +so clear."</p> + +<p>"That's what he wants you to think. Oh, he's very clever! Keeping the +letter and using it this way was very clever indeed."</p> + +<p>"Who do you mean," I said, "by 'he'?"</p> + +<p>"I mean the murderer," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>She added very quietly:</p> + +<p>"I mean Mr. Lawrence Redding."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_30">Chapter 30</h2> +</div> + + +<p>We stared at her. I really think that for a moment or two we really +believed she was out of her mind. The accusation seemed so utterly +preposterous.</p> + +<p>Colonel Melchett was the first to speak. He spoke kindly and with a +kind of pitying tolerance.</p> + +<p>"That is absurd, Miss Marple," he said. "Young Redding has been +completely cleared."</p> + +<p>"Naturally," said Miss Marple. "He saw to that."</p> + +<p>"On the contrary," said Colonel Melchett drily, "he did his best to get +himself accused of the murder."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Miss Marple. "He took us all in that way—myself as much +as anyone else. You will remember, dear Mr. Clement, that I was quite +taken aback when I heard Mr. Redding had confessed to the crime. It +upset all my ideas and made me think him innocent—when up to then I +had felt convinced that he was guilty."</p> + +<p>"Then it was Lawrence Redding you suspected?"</p> + +<p>"I know that in books it is always the most unlikely person. But I +never find that rule applies in real life. There it is so often the +obvious that is true. Much as I have always liked Mrs. Protheroe, I +could not avoid coming to the conclusion that she was completely under +Mr. Redding's thumb and would do anything he told her, and of course +he is not the kind of young man who would dream of running away with a +penniless woman. From his point of view it was necessary that Colonel +Protheroe should be removed—and so he removed him. One of those +charming young men who have <i>no</i> moral sense."</p> + +<p>Colonel Melchett had been snorting impatiently for some time. Now he +broke out:</p> + +<p>"Absolute nonsense—the whole thing! Redding's time is fully accounted +for up to 6.45, and Haydock says positively Protheroe couldn't have +been shot then. I suppose you think you know better than a doctor. Or +do you suggest that Haydock is deliberately lying—the Lord knows why?"</p> + +<p>"I think Dr. Haydock's evidence was absolutely truthful. He is a very +upright man. And of course it was Mrs. Protheroe who actually shot +Colonel Protheroe—not Mr. Redding."</p> + +<p>Again we stared at her. Miss Marple arranged her lace fichu, pushed +back the fleecy shawl that draped her shoulders, and began to deliver a +gentle, old maidish lecture comprising the most astounding statements +in the most natural way in the world.</p> + +<p>"I have not thought it right to speak until now. One's own belief—even +so strong as to amount to knowledge—is not the same as proof. And +unless one has an explanation that will fit all the facts (as I +was saying to dear Mr. Clement this evening) one cannot advance +it with any real conviction. And my own explanation was not quite +complete—it lacked just one thing—but suddenly, just as I was +leaving Mr. Clement's study, I noticed the palm in the pot by the +window—and—well—there the whole thing was: Clear as daylight!"</p> + +<p>"Mad—quite mad," murmured Melchett to me.</p> + +<p>But Miss Marple beamed on us serenely and went on in her gentle +ladylike voice.</p> + +<p>"I was very sorry to believe what I did—very sorry. Because I liked +them both. But you know what human nature is. And to begin with, when +first he and then she both confessed in the most foolish way—well, I +was more relieved than I could say. I had been wrong. And I began to +think of other people who had a possible motive for wishing Colonel +Protheroe out of the way."</p> + +<p>"The seven suspects!" I murmured.</p> + +<p>She smiled at me.</p> + +<p>"Yes, indeed. There was that man Archer—not likely, but primed with +drink (so inflaming) you never know. And of course there was your +Mary. She's been walking out with Archer a long time, and she's a +queer tempered girl. Motive <i>and</i> opportunity—why, she was alone in +the house! Old Mrs. Archer could easily have got the pistol from Mr. +Redding's house for either of those two. And then, of course, there was +Lettice—wanting freedom and money to do as she liked. I've known many +cases where the most beautiful and ethereal girls have shown next to no +moral scruple—though, of course, gentlemen never wish to believe it of +them."</p> + +<p>I winced.</p> + +<p>"And then there was the tennis racquet," continued Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>"The tennis racquet?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, the one Mrs. Price Ridley's Clara saw lying on the grass by the +Vicarage gate. That looked as though Mr. Dennis had got back earlier +from his tennis party than he said. Boys of sixteen are so very +susceptible and so very unbalanced. Whatever the motive—for Lettice's +sake or for yours—it was a possibility. And then, of course, there was +poor Mr. Hawes and you—not both of you naturally, but alternatively, +as the lawyers say."</p> + +<p>"Me?" I exclaimed in lively astonishment.</p> + +<p>"Well, yes. I do apologize—and indeed I never really thought—but +there was the question of these disappearing sums of money. Either you +or Mr. Hawes must be guilty, and Mrs. Price Ridley was going about +everywhere hinting that you were the person at fault—principally +because you objected so vigorously to any kind of inquiry into the +matter. Of course, I myself was always convinced it was Mr. Hawes—he +reminded me so much of that unfortunate organist I mentioned—but all +the same one couldn't be absolutely <i>sure</i>—"</p> + +<p>"Human nature being what it is," I ended grimly.</p> + +<p>"Exactly. And then of course there was dear Griselda."</p> + +<p>"But Mrs. Clement was completely out of it," interrupted Melchett. "She +returned by the 6.50 train."</p> + +<p>"That's what she <i>said</i>," retorted Miss Marple. "One should never go +by what people say. The 6.50 was half an hour late that night. But at +a quarter past seven I saw her with my own eyes starting for Old Hall. +So it followed that she must have come by the earlier train. Indeed she +was seen—but perhaps you know that?"</p> + +<p>She looked at me inquiringly.</p> + +<p>Some magnetism in her glance impelled me to hold out the last anonymous +letter, the one I had opened so short a time ago. It set out in detail +that Griselda had been seen leaving Lawrence Redding's cottage by the +back window at half past six on the fatal day.</p> + +<p>I said nothing then or at any time of the dreadful suspicion that had +for one moment assailed my mind. I had seen it in nightmare terms—past +intrigue between Lawrence and Griselda, the knowledge of it coming +to Protheroe's ears, his decision to make me acquainted with the +facts—and Griselda, desperate, stealing the pistol and silencing +Protheroe. As I say—a nightmare only—but invested for a few long +minutes with a dreadful appearance of reality.</p> + +<p>I don't know whether Miss Marple had any inkling of all this. Very +probably she had. Few things are hidden from her.</p> + +<p>She handed me back the note with a little nod.</p> + +<p>"That's been all over the village," she said. "And it did look rather +suspicious, didn't it? Especially with Mrs. Archer swearing at the +inquest that the pistol was still in the cottage when she left at +mid-day."</p> + +<p>She paused a minute and then went on.</p> + +<p>"But I'm wandering terribly from the point. What I want to say—and I +believe it my duty—is to put my own explanation of the mystery before +you. If you don't believe it—well, I shall have done my best. Even as +it is, my wish to be quite sure before I spoke may have cost poor Mr. +Hawes his life."</p> + +<p>Again she paused, and when she resumed, her voice held a different +note. It was less apologetic, more decided.</p> + +<p>"This is my own explanation of the facts. By Thursday afternoon the +crime had been fully planned down to the smallest detail. Lawrence +Redding first called on the Vicar, knowing him to be out. He had +with him the pistol which he concealed in that pot in the stand by +the window. When the Vicar came in, Lawrence explained his visit by +a statement that he had made up his mind to go away. At five-thirty, +Lawrence Redding telephoned from the North Lodge to the Vicar, adopting +a woman's voice (you remember what a good amateur actor he was).</p> + +<p>"Mrs. Protheroe and her husband had just started for the village. +And—a very curious thing (though no one happened to think of it that +way)—Mrs. Protheroe took no handbag with her. Really a <i>most</i> unusual +thing for a woman to do. Just before twenty past six she passes my +garden and stops and speaks, so as to give me every opportunity of +noticing that she has no weapon with her, and also that she is quite +her normal self. They realized, you see, that I am a noticing kind +of person. She disappears round the corner of the house to the study +window. The poor Colonel is sitting at the desk writing his letter to +you. He is deaf, as we all know. She takes the pistol from the bowl, +where it is waiting for her, comes up behind him and shoots him through +the head, throws down the pistol and is out again like a flash, and +going down the garden to the studio. Nearly anyone would swear that +there couldn't have been time!"</p> + +<p>"But the shot?" objected the Colonel. "You didn't hear the shot?"</p> + +<p>"There is, I believe, an invention called a Maxim silencer. So I +gather from detective stories. I wonder if, possibly, the sneeze +that the maid Clara heard might have actually been the shot? But no +matter. Mrs. Protheroe is met at the studio by Mr. Redding. They go in +together—and—human nature being what it is—I'm afraid they realize +that I shan't leave the garden till they come out again!"</p> + +<p>I had never liked Miss Marple better than at this moment, with her +humorous perception of her own weakness.</p> + +<p>"When they do come out, their demeanour is gay and natural. And there, +in reality, they make a mistake. Because if they had really said +good-bye to each other, as they pretended, they would have looked +very different. But you see, that was their weak point. They simply +<i>dare</i> not appear upset in any way. For the next ten minutes they are +careful to provide themselves with what is called an alibi, I believe. +Finally Mr. Redding goes to the Vicarage, leaving it as late as he +dares. He probably saw you on the footpath from far away and was able +to time matters nicely. He picks up the pistol and the silencer, leaves +the forged letter with the time on it written in a different ink and +apparently in a different handwriting. When the forgery is discovered +it will look like a clumsy attempt to incriminate Anne Protheroe.</p> + +<p>"But when he leaves the letter, he finds the one actually written +by Colonel Protheroe—something quite unexpected. And, being a very +intelligent young man, and seeing that this letter may come in very +useful to him, he takes it away with him. He alters the hands of the +clock to the same time as the letter—knowing that it is always kept +a quarter of an hour fast. The same idea—attempt to throw suspicion +on Mrs. Protheroe. Then he leaves, meeting you outside the gate, and +acting the part of someone nearly distraught. As I say, he is really +most intelligent. What would a murderer who had committed a crime +try to do? Behave naturally, of course. So that is just what Mr. +Redding does not do. He gets rid of the silencer, but marches into +the police station with the pistol and makes a perfectly ridiculous +self-accusation which takes everybody in."</p> + +<p>There was something fascinating in Miss Marple's <i>résumé</i> of the case. +She spoke with such certainty that we both felt that in this way and in +no other could the crime have been committed.</p> + +<p>"What about the shot heard in the wood?" I asked. "Was that the +coincidence to which you were referring earlier this evening?"</p> + +<p>"Oh! dear, no." Miss Marple shook her head briskly. "<i>That</i> wasn't +a coincidence—very far from it. It was absolutely necessary that a +shot should be heard—otherwise suspicion of Mrs. Protheroe might +have continued. How Mr. Redding arranged it, I don't quite know. But +I understand that picric acid explodes if you drop a weight on it, +and you will remember, dear Vicar, that you met Mr. Redding carrying +a large stone just in the part of the wood where you picked up that +crystal later. Gentlemen are so clever at arranging things—the stone +suspended above the crystals and then a time fuse—or do I mean a +slow match? Something that would take about twenty minutes to burn +through—so that the explosion would come about 6.30 when he and Mrs. +Protheroe had come out of the studio and were in full view. A very +safe device because what would there be to find afterwards—only a big +stone! But even that he tried to remove—when you came upon him."</p> + +<p>"I believe you are right," I exclaimed, remembering the start of +surprise Lawrence had given on seeing me that day. It had seemed +natural enough at the time, but now—</p> + +<p>Miss Marple seemed to read my thoughts, for she nodded her head +shrewdly.</p> + +<p>"Yes," she said, "it must have been a very nasty shock for him to come +across you just then. But he turned it off very well—pretending he +was bringing it to me for my rock gardens. Only—" Miss Marple became +suddenly very emphatic. "<i>It was the wrong sort of stone for my rock +gardens!</i> And that put me on the right track!"</p> + +<p>All this time Colonel Melchett had sat like a man in a trance. Now he +showed signs of coming to. He snorted once or twice, blew his nose in a +bewildered fashion, and said:</p> + +<p>"Upon my word! Well, upon my word!"</p> + +<p>Beyond that, he did not commit himself. I think that he, like myself, +was impressed with the logical certainty of Miss Marple's conclusions. +But for the moment he was not willing to admit it.</p> + +<p>Instead, he stretched out a hand, picked up the crumpled letter and +barked out:</p> + +<p>"All very well. But how do you account for this fellow Hawes? Why, he +actually rang up and confessed."</p> + +<p>"Yes—that was what was so Providential. The Vicar's sermon, doubtless. +You know, dear Mr. Clement, you really preached a most remarkable +sermon. It must have affected Mr. Hawes deeply. He could bear it no +longer, and felt he must confess—about the misappropriations of the +Church funds."</p> + +<p>"What?"</p> + +<p>"Yes—and that, under Providence, is what has saved his life. (For I +hope and trust it <i>is</i> saved. Dr. Haydock is so clever.) As I see the +matter, Mr. Redding kept this letter (a risky thing to do, but I expect +he hid it in some safe place) and waited till he found out for certain +to whom it referred. He soon made quite sure that it was Mr. Hawes. +I understand he came back here with Mr. Hawes last night and spent a +long time with him. I suspect that he then substituted a cachet of his +own for one of Mr. Hawes, and slipped this letter in the pocket of Mr. +Hawes' dressing gown. The poor young man would swallow the fatal cachet +in all innocence—after his death his things would be gone through and +the letter found and everyone would jump to the conclusion that he had +shot Colonel Protheroe and taken his own life out of remorse. I rather +fancy Mr. Hawes must have found that letter tonight just after taking +the fatal cachet. In his disordered state, it must have seemed like +something supernatural, and, coming on top of the Vicar's sermon, it +must have impelled him to confess the whole thing."</p> + +<p>"Upon my word," said Colonel Melchett. "Upon my word! <i>Most</i> +extraordinary! I—I—don't believe a word of it."</p> + +<p>He had never made a statement that sounded more unconvincing. It must +have sounded so in his own ears for he went on:</p> + +<p>"And can you explain the other telephone call—the one from Mr. +Redding's cottage to Mrs. Price Ridley?"</p> + +<p>"Ah!" said Miss Marple. "That is what I call the coincidence. Dear +Griselda sent that call—she and Mr. Dennis between them, I fancy. +They had heard the rumours Mrs. Price Ridley was circulating about +the Vicar, and they thought of this (perhaps rather childish) way of +silencing her. The coincidence lies in the fact that the call should +have been put through at exactly the same time as the fake shot from +the wood. It led one to believe that the two must be connected."</p> + +<p>I suddenly remembered how everyone who spoke of that shot had described +it as "different" from the usual shot. They had been right. Yet how +hard to explain just in what way the "difference" of the shot consisted.</p> + +<p>Colonel Melchett cleared his throat.</p> + +<p>"Your solution is a very plausible one, Miss Marple," he said. "But you +will allow me to point out that there is not a shadow of proof."</p> + +<p>"I know," said Miss Marple. "But you believe it to be true, don't you?"</p> + +<p>There was a pause, then the Colonel said almost reluctantly:</p> + +<p>"Yes, I do. Dash it all, it's the only way the thing could have +happened. But there's no proof—not an atom."</p> + +<p>Miss Marple coughed.</p> + +<p>"That is why I thought perhaps—under the circumstances—"</p> + +<p>"Yes?"</p> + +<p>"A little trap might be permissible."</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_31">Chapter 31</h2> +</div> + + +<p>Colonel Melchett and I both stared at her.</p> + +<p>"A trap? What kind of a trap?"</p> + +<p>Miss Marple was a little diffident, but it was clear that she had a +plan fully outlined.</p> + +<p>"Supposing Mr. Redding were to be rung up on the telephone and warned."</p> + +<p>Colonel Melchett smiled.</p> + +<p>"'All is discovered. Fly!' That's an old wheeze, Miss Marple. Not that +it isn't often successful! But I think in this case young Redding is +too downy a bird to be caught that way."</p> + +<p>"It would have to be something specific. I quite realize that," said +Miss Marple. "I would suggest—this is just a mere suggestion—that +the warning should come from somebody who is known to have rather +unusual views on these matters. Dr. Haydock's conversation would lead +anyone to suppose that he might view such a thing as murder from an +unusual angle. If he were to hint that somebody—Mrs. Sadler—or one +of her children—had actually happened to see the transposing of the +cachets—well—of course if Mr. Redding is an innocent man, that +statement will mean nothing to him, but if he isn't—"</p> + +<p>"If he isn't?"</p> + +<p>"Well—he might just possibly do something foolish."</p> + +<p>"And deliver himself into our hands. It's possible. Very ingenious, +Miss Marple. But will Haydock stand for it? As you say his views—"</p> + +<p>Miss Marple interrupted him brightly.</p> + +<p>"Oh! but that's theory! So very different from practice, isn't it. But +anyway here he is, so we can ask him."</p> + +<p>Haydock was, I think, rather astonished to find Miss Marple with us. He +looked tired and haggard.</p> + +<p>"It's been a near thing," he said. "A very near thing. But he's going +to pull through. It's a doctor's business to save his patient, and I've +saved him, but I'd have been just as glad if I hadn't pulled it off."</p> + +<p>"You may think differently," said Melchett, "when you have heard what +we have to tell you."</p> + +<p>And briefly and succinctly, he put Miss Marple's theory of the crime +before the doctor, ending up with her final suggestion.</p> + +<p>We were then privileged to see exactly what Miss Marple meant by the +difference between theory and practice.</p> + +<p>Haydock's views appeared to have undergone complete transformation. He +would, I think, have liked Lawrence Redding's head on a charger. It was +not, I imagine, the murder of Colonel Protheroe that so stirred his +rancour. It was the assault on the unlucky Hawes.</p> + +<p>"The damned scoundrel," said Haydock. "The damned scoundrel! That poor +devil Hawes. He's got a mother and a sister too. The stigma of being +the mother and sister of a murderer would have rested on them for +life, and think of their mental anguish. Of all the cowardly dastardly +tricks!"</p> + +<p>For sheer primitive rage, commend me to a thoroughgoing humanitarian +when you get him well roused.</p> + +<p>"If this thing's true," he said, "you can count on me. The fellow's not +fit to live. A defenceless chap like Hawes."</p> + +<p>A lame dog of any kind can always count on Haydock's sympathy.</p> + +<p>He was eagerly arranging details with Melchett when Miss Marple rose +and I insisted on seeing her home.</p> + +<p>"It is most kind of you, Mr. Clement," said Miss Marple as we walked +down the deserted street. "Dear me, past twelve o'clock. I hope Raymond +has gone to bed and not waited up."</p> + +<p>"He should have accompanied you," I said.</p> + +<p>"I didn't let him know I was going," said Miss Marple.</p> + +<p>I smiled suddenly as I remembered Raymond West's subtle psychological +analysis of the crime.</p> + +<p>"If your theory turns out to be the truth—which I for one do not doubt +for a minute," I said, "you will have a very good score over your +nephew."</p> + +<p>Miss Marple smiled also—an indulgent smile.</p> + +<p>"I remember a saying of my Great Aunt Fanny's. I was sixteen at the +time and thought it particularly foolish."</p> + +<p>"Yes?" I inquired.</p> + +<p>"She used to say, 'The young people think the old people are fools—but +the old people <i>know</i> the young people are fools!'"</p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="Chapter_32">Chapter 32</h2> +</div> + + +<p>There is little more to be told. Miss Marple's plan succeeded. Lawrence +Redding was not an innocent man, and the hint of a witness of the +change of capsule did indeed cause him to do "something foolish." Such +is the power of an evil conscience.</p> + +<p>He was, of course, peculiarly placed. His first impulse, I imagine, +must have been to cut and run. But there was his accomplice to +consider. He could not leave without getting word to her, and he dared +not wait till morning. So he went up to Old Hall that night—and two +of Colonel Melchett's most efficient officers followed him. He threw +gravel at Anne Protheroe's window, aroused her, and an urgent whisper +brought her down to speak with him. Doubtless they felt safer outside +than in—with the possibility of Lettice waking. But as it happened, +the two police officers were able to overhear their conversation in +full. It left the matter in no doubt. Miss Marple had been right on +every count.</p> + +<p>The trial of Lawrence Redding and Anne Protheroe is a matter of +public knowledge. I do not propose to go into it. I will only mention +that great credit was reflected upon Inspector Slack, whose zeal and +intelligence had resulted in the criminals being brought to justice. +Naturally, nothing was said of Miss Marple's share in the business. She +herself would have been horrified at the thought of such a thing.</p> + +<p>Lettice came to see me just before the trial took place. She drifted +through my study window, wraith-like as ever. She told me then that she +had all along been convinced of her stepmother's complicity. The loss +of the yellow beret had been a mere excuse for searching the study. +She hoped against hope that she might find something the police had +overlooked.</p> + +<p>"You see," she said in her dreamy voice, "they didn't hate her like I +did. And hate makes things easier for you."</p> + +<p>Disappointed in the result of her search, she had deliberately dropped +Anne's earring by the desk.</p> + +<p>"Since I <i>knew</i> she had done it, what did it matter? One was as good as +another. She <i>had</i> killed him."</p> + +<p>I sighed a little. There are always some things that Lettice will never +see. In some respects she is morally colour blind.</p> + +<p>"What are you going to do, Lettice?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"When—when it's all over, I am going abroad." She hesitated and then +went on. "I am going abroad with my mother."</p> + +<p>I looked up, startled.</p> + +<p>She nodded.</p> + +<p>"Didn't you ever guess? Mrs. Lestrange is my mother. She is—is +dying, you know. She wanted to see me, and so she came down here +under an assumed name. Dr. Haydock helped her. He's a very old friend +of hers—he was keen about her once—you can see that! In a way, he +still is. Men always went batty about Mother, I believe. She's awfully +attractive, even now. Anyway, Dr. Haydock did everything he could to +help her. She didn't come down here under her own name, because of +the disgusting way people talk and gossip. She went to see Father +that night, and told him she was dying and had a great longing to see +something of me. Father was a beast. He said she'd forfeited all claim, +and that I thought she was dead—as though I had ever swallowed that +story! Men like Father never see an inch before their noses!</p> + +<p>"But Mother is not the sort to give in. She thought it only decent to +go to Father first, but when he turned her down so brutally she sent +a note to me, and I arranged to leave the tennis party early and meet +her at the end of the footpath at a quarter past six. We just had a +hurried meeting and arranged when to meet again. We left each other +before half past six. Afterwards, I was terrified that she would be +suspected of having killed Father. After all, she <i>had</i> got a grudge +against him. That's why I got hold of that old picture of her up in the +attic and slashed it about. I was afraid the police might go nosing +about and get hold of it and recognize it. Dr. Haydock was frightened +too. Sometimes, I believe, he really thought she had done it! Mother is +rather a—desperate kind of person. She doesn't count consequences."</p> + +<p>She paused.</p> + +<p>"It's queer. She and I belong to each other. Father and I didn't. But +Mother—well, anyway, I'm going abroad with her. I shall be with her +till—till the end."</p> + +<p>She got up and I took her hand.</p> + +<p>"God bless you both," I said. "Some day, I hope, there is a lot of +happiness coming to you, Lettice."</p> + +<p>"There should be," she said, with an attempt at a laugh. "There hasn't +been much so far—has there? Oh, well, I don't suppose it matters. +Good-bye, Mr. Clement. You've been frightfully decent to me always—you +and Griselda."</p> + +<p>Griselda!</p> + +<p>I had to own to her how terribly the anonymous letter had upset me, and +first she laughed, and then solemnly read me a lecture.</p> + +<p>"However," she added, "I'm going to be very sober and god-fearing in +future—quite like the Pilgrim Fathers."</p> + +<p>I did not see Griselda in the rôle of a Pilgrim Father.</p> + +<p>She went on:</p> + +<p>"You see, Len, I have a steadying influence coming into my life. It's +coming into your life, too, but in your case it will be a kind of—of +rejuvenating one—at least, I hope so! You can't call me a dear child +half so much when we have a real child of our own. And, Len, I've +decided that, now I'm going to be a real 'wife and mother' (as they +say in books), I must be a housekeeper too. I've bought two books on +Household Management and one on Mother Love and if that doesn't turn me +out a pattern I don't know what will! They are all simply screamingly +funny—not intentionally, you know. Especially the one about bringing +up children."</p> + +<p>"You haven't bought a book on How To Treat a Husband, have you?" I +asked with sudden apprehension as I drew her to me.</p> + +<p>"I don't need to," said Griselda. "I'm a very good wife. I love you +dearly. What more do you want?"</p> + +<p>"Nothing," I said.</p> + +<p>"Could you say, just for once, that you love me madly?"</p> + +<p>"Griselda," I said, "I adore you! I worship you! I am wildly, +hopelessly, and quite unclerically crazy about you!"</p> + +<p>My wife gave a deep and contented sigh.</p> + +<p>Then she drew away suddenly.</p> + +<p>"Bother! Here's Miss Marple coming. Don't let her suspect, will you? I +don't want everyone offering me cushions and urging me to put my feet +up. Tell her I've gone down to the golf links. That will put her off +the scent—and it's quite true because I left my yellow pullover there, +and I want it."</p> + +<p>Miss Marple came to the window, halted apologetically and asked for +Griselda.</p> + +<p>"Griselda," I said, "has gone to the golf links."</p> + +<p>An expression of concern leaped into Miss Marple's eyes.</p> + +<p>"Oh! but surely," she said, "that is most unwise—just now."</p> + +<p>And then in a nice, old-fashioned, ladylike, maiden-lady way, she +blushed.</p> + +<p>And to cover the moment's confusion, we talked hurriedly of the +Protheroe case, and of "Dr. Stone," who had turned out to be a +well-known cracksman with several different aliases. Miss Cram, by +the way, had been cleared of all complicity. She had at last admitted +taking the suitcase to the wood, but had done so in all good faith, Dr. +Stone having told her that he feared the rivalry of other archæologists +who would not stick at burglary to gain their object of discrediting +his theories. The girl apparently swallowed this not very plausible +story. She is now, according to the village, looking out for a more +genuine article in the line of an elderly bachelor requiring a +secretary.</p> + +<p>As we talked, I wondered very much how Miss Marple had discovered +our latest secret. But presently, in a discreet fashion, Miss Marple +herself supplied me with a clue.</p> + +<p>"I hope dear Griselda is not overdoing it," she murmured, and added +after a discreet pause, "I was in the bookshop in Much Benham +yesterday—"</p> + +<p>Poor Griselda—that book on Mother Love has been her undoing!</p> + +<p>"I wonder, Miss Marple," I said suddenly, "if you were to commit a +murder whether you would ever be found out."</p> + +<p>"What a terrible idea," said Miss Marple, shocked. "I hope I could +never do such a wicked thing."</p> + +<p>"But human nature being what it is," I murmured.</p> + +<p>Miss Marple acknowledged the hit with a pretty old-ladyish laugh.</p> + +<p>"How naughty of you, Mr. Clement." She rose. "But naturally you are in +good spirits."</p> + +<p>She paused by the window.</p> + +<p>"My love to dear Griselda—and tell her—that any little secret is +quite safe with me."</p> + +<p>Really Miss Marple is rather a dear.... +</p> +<div style='text-align:center'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78220 ***</div> +</body> +</html> diff --git a/78220-h/images/cover.jpg b/78220-h/images/cover.jpg Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..9f9505f --- /dev/null +++ b/78220-h/images/cover.jpg diff --git a/78220-h/images/illus1.jpg b/78220-h/images/illus1.jpg Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..b3ce9ff --- /dev/null +++ b/78220-h/images/illus1.jpg diff --git a/78220-h/images/illus2.jpg b/78220-h/images/illus2.jpg Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..2b1069d --- /dev/null +++ b/78220-h/images/illus2.jpg diff --git a/78220-h/images/illus3.jpg b/78220-h/images/illus3.jpg Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..e2ee3b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/78220-h/images/illus3.jpg diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6c72794 --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +This book, including all associated images, markup, improvements, +metadata, and any other content or labor, has been confirmed to be +in the PUBLIC DOMAIN IN THE UNITED STATES. + +Procedures for determining public domain status are described in +the "Copyright How-To" at https://www.gutenberg.org. + +No investigation has been made concerning possible copyrights in +jurisdictions other than the United States. 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