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P. M., by J. Stewart Barney + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: L. P. M. + The End of the Great War + +Author: J. Stewart Barney + + +Release Date: April, 2005 [EBook #7826] +This file was first posted on May 20, 2003 +Last Updated: October 31, 2016 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK L. P. M. *** + + + + +Text file produced by Eric Casteleijn, Cam Venezuela, Charles M. +Bidwell, Thomas Hutchinson, Suzanne L. Shell, Charles +Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team + +HTML file produced by David Widger + + + + +</pre> + + <div style="height: 8em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h1> + L. P. M. + </h1> + <h2> + THE END OF THE GREAT WAR + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h2> + By J. Stewart Barney + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + 1915 + </h3> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h5> + {Illustration: “COUNT VON HEMELSTEIN,” THE AMERICAN SAID LAZILY,<br /> “I + WAS JUST THINKING WHAT A STUNNING BOOK-COVER YOU WOULD<br /> MAKE FOR A + CHEAP NOVEL.” Drawn by Clarence F. Underwood.}<br /> (Illustration not + available in this edition) + </h5> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h4> + <i>THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED</i><br /><br /> TO MY REAL FRIENDS, WHO MAY LOVE + IT.<br /> WHILE THE OTHERS IT MAY BORE;<br /> TO MY ENEMIES, GOD BLESS THEM,<br /> + THO’ THEY SPLUTTER, MORE AND MORE. + </h4> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <p> + <b>CONTENTS</b> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>L. P. M.</b> </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. — THE MAN AND THE HOUR </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. — THE ONE-MAN SECRET </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. — CROSSING WITH ROYALTY </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. — THE FIRST REBUFF </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. — ECHOES FROM THE WILHELMSTRASSE + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. — A RUSTY OLD CANNON-BALL </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. — DIPLOMACY WINS </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. — THE SPY-DRIVEN TAXI. + — </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. — BUCKINGHAM PALACE </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. — HE MEETS THE KING </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. — THE DEIONIZER </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. — FIRST SHOW OF FORCE </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. — “THE KING IS DEAD; LONG + LIVE THE KING!” </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. — THE ROYAL TEA-TABLE </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. — SURROUNDED BY SOLDIERS </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. — A DINNER AT THE BRITZ </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. — THE VOICE IN THE TELEPHONE + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. — IN THE HANDS OF THE + GERMANS </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. — THE GERMAN POINT OF VIEW + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. — GENERAL VON LICHTENSTEIN </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. — HE INSTALLS HIS WIRELESS + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. — KAFFEE KLATSCH </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. — THE TWO-WHEELED MYSTERY + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. — DER KAISER </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. — THE MASQUERADER </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. — TWO REMARKABLE MEN </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. — ALL CARDS ON THE TABLE + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII. — WHERE IS IT? </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX. — THE DIFFERENCE OF THEIR + STATIONS </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX. — THEY CALL FOR ASSISTANCE + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXI. — “SIT DOWN, YOU DOG!” </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII. — L. P. M. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0033"> CHAPTER XXXIII. — YACHTING IN THE AIR </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0034"> CHAPTER XXXIV. — THE ULTIMATUM </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0035"> CHAPTER XXXV. — A LYING KING MAKES A NATION + OF LIARS </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0036"> CHAPTER XXXVI. — THINK OF IT! WHY NOT? </a> + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h1> + L. P. M. + </h1> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER I. — THE MAN AND THE HOUR + </h2> + <p> + The Secretary of State, although he sought to maintain an air of official + reserve, showed that he was deeply impressed by what he had just heard. + </p> + <p> + “Well, young man, you are certainly offering to undertake a pretty large + contract.” + </p> + <p> + He smiled, and continued in a slightly rhetorical vein—the Secretary + was above all things first, last, and always an orator. + </p> + <p> + “In my many years of public life,” he said, “I have often had occasion to + admire the dauntless spirit of our young men. But you have forced me to + the conclusion that even I, with all my confidence in their power, have + failed to realize how inevitably American initiative and independence will + demand recognition. It is a quality which our form of government seems + especially to foster and develop, and I glory in it as perhaps the chief + factor in our national greatness and pre-eminence. + </p> + <p> + “In what other country, I ask you,” he flung out an arm across the great, + flat-topped desk of state, “would a mere boy like yourself ever conceive + such a scheme, or have the incentive or opportunity to bring it to + perfection? And, having conceived and perfected it, in what other country + would he find the very heads of his Government so accessible and ready to + help him?” + </p> + <p> + The young man leaned forward. “Then am I to understand, Mr. Secretary, + that you are ready to help me?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes.” He faced about and looked at his visitor in a glow of enthusiasm. + “Not only will I help you, but I will, so far as is practicable, put + behind you the power of this Administration. + </p> + <p> + “Doubtless the newspapers,” his tone took on a tinge of ironic resentment, + “when they learn the broad character of the credentials that I shall give + you in order that you may meet the crowned heads of Europe, will say that + I am again lowering the dignity of my office. But I consider, Mr. + Edestone, that I am, in reality, giving more dignity to my office by + bringing it closer to and by placing it at the services of, those from + whose hands it first received its dignity, the sovereign people. ‘The + master is greater than the servant’; and to my mind you as a citizen are + even more entitled to the aid and co-operation of this Department than are + its accredited envoys, our ministers and ambassadors, who, like myself, + are but your hired men.” + </p> + <p> + His face lighted up with the memory of the many stirring campaigns through + which he had passed and his wonderful voice rang out, responding to his + will like a perfect musical instrument under the touch of the artist. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you, sir,” he declared, “I would rather be instrumental in + bringing to an end this cruel war which is now deluging the pages of + history with the heart’s blood of the people, whose voices may now be + drowned in the roar of the 42-centimeter guns, but whose spirits will + unite in the black stench clouds which rise from the festered fields of + Flanders to descend upon the heads of those who by Divine Right have + murdered them,—I would rather be instrumental in bringing about this + result, than be President of the United States!” + </p> + <p> + He had risen, as he spoke, and had stepped from behind his desk to give + freer play to this burst of eloquence, but he now paused at the entrance + of a secretary for whom he had sent, and changing to that quizzical drawl + with which he had so often disarmed a hostile audience, added, “And they + do say that I am not without ambition in that respect.” + </p> + <p> + He turned then to the waiting secretary, and letting his hand drop on + Edestone’s shoulder: + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Williams,” he said, “this is Mr. John Fulton Edestone, of New York, + whose name is no doubt familiar to you. He is desirous of meeting and + discussing quite informally with the potentates of Europe, a little matter + which he thinks, and I more or less agree with him, will be of decided + interest to them.” + </p> + <p> + He chuckled softly; then continued in a more serious tone: “Mr. Edestone + hopes, in short, with our assistance, to bring about not only the end of + the European war, but to realize my dream—Universal Peace—and + his plan, as he has outlined it to me, meets with my hearty approval. + </p> + <p> + “I wish you to furnish him with the credentials from this Department + necessary to give him <i>entrée</i> anywhere abroad and protect him at all + times and under all circumstances. + </p> + <p> + “And, Mr. Williams,” he halted the retiring subordinate, “when Mr. + Edestone’s papers have been drawn, will you kindly bring them to me? I + wish to present them in person, and I know of no more appropriate occasion + than this afternoon, when I am to receive a delegation of school children + from the Southern Baptist Union and the Boy Scouts of the Methodist + Temperance League. I will be glad to have these young Americans, as well + as any others who may be calling to pay their respects—not to me but + to my office—hear what I have to say on peace, patriotism, and + grapes.” + </p> + <p> + With the departure of the secretary he unbent slightly. “Well,” he smiled, + “you cannot say, as did Ericsson with his monitor and Holland with his + submarine and the Wrights with their aëroplane, that you could not get the + support of your Government until it was too late. In fact, my dear fellow, + when I think of the obstacles so many inventors have to contend with, it + strikes me that you have had pretty easy sailing.” + </p> + <p> + “Perhaps,” Edestone raised his eyebrows a trifle whimsically, “it has not + been so easy as you think, Mr. Secretary.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I know, I know!” the other replied. “You still must admit that in + comparison with most men you have been singularly fortunate. You have had + great wealth, absolute freedom to develop your ideas as you saw fit, and + finally the influence to command an immediate hearing for your claims. Do + you know that perhaps you are the richest young man in the world today? It + is this which, I must confess, at first rather prejudiced me against you.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone laughed good-naturedly. “It is lucky that my photographs were + able to speak for me.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” the Secretary assented. “As you probably have recognized, I am not + a scientist, and all your formulae and explanations were about as so much + Greek to me, but those photographs of yours were most convincing, and + prove to me how simple are the greatest of discoveries. I fancy,” he added + slyly, “that they will penetrate even the intelligence of a monarch.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah!” He rubbed his hands together. “I can imagine the chagrin and fury of + those war lords when they find themselves so unexpectedly called to time, + while your device is held over the nations like a policeman’s club, with + America as its custodian. What a thought! Universal dominion for our + country; Universal Peace!” + </p> + <p> + Some sense of opposition on the part of his companion aroused him, and he + levelled a quick and searching glance at the other. + </p> + <p> + “That is your intention, is it not, Mr. Edestone?” he demanded. “That, + upon the completion of your present mission, the Government shall take + over this discovery of yours?” + </p> + <p> + Edestone moved uneasily in his seat. He had naturally anticipated this + question, and yet he was unprepared to meet it. + </p> + <p> + The Secretary frowned and repeated his question. “That is your intention, + is it not?” + </p> + <p> + Hesitating no longer the inventor answered quietly: + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Secretary, I yield to no man in my devotion to my country, but I am + one of those who believe that the highest form of patriotism is to seek + the best interest of mankind, and standing on that I tell you frankly that + I cannot at this time answer your question. Just now I look no farther + than the end of this brutal war. After that is accomplished it will be + time enough for me to decide the ultimate disposition of my invention. Its + secret is now known to no living soul but myself, and is so simple that it + requires no written record to preserve it, and would die with me. It is + the result, it is true, of many years of hard work, but the finished + product I can and often do carry in my waistcoat pocket. + </p> + <p> + “Do not misunderstand me,” he lifted his hand as the Secretary endeavoured + to break in. “I thoroughly realize the responsibility of my position and + that my great wealth is a sacred trust. Upon the answer to the question + you have just put to me depends the destiny of the world, whether it is + answered by myself at this time or by others in the future. Exactly what I + will do when the time comes I cannot say, but I will tell you this much, + that in reaching a decision I will call to my assistance men like yourself + and abide by whatever course the majority of them may dictate.” + </p> + <p> + “But, my dear young fellow, that will not do.” The Secretary shook his + head. “You are called upon to answer my question right here and now.” + </p> + <p> + He dropped his bland and diplomatic manner as he spoke, and with his jaw + thrust forward showed himself the unyielding autocrat, who, in the rough + and tumble of politics, had ruled his party with a rod of iron. This man + whose wonderful talents and personality had fitted him for his chosen + position of champion of the plain people, and whose great motive power, + against all odds, that had forced him into the first place in their + hearts, was his sincere and honest love of office. + </p> + <p> + He had now assumed a rather boisterous and bullying tone, showing that + perhaps his great love for the rougher elements of society was due to the + fact that in the process of evolution he himself was not far removed from + the very plain people. + </p> + <p> + “You have been talking pretty loud about using the ‘big stick’ over on the + other side,” he went on sternly, “but that big-stick business you will + find is a thing that works two ways. Suppose then I should tell you, ‘No + answer to my question, no credentials.’ What would you have to say?” + </p> + <p> + “I should say,” Edestone’s face was set, “simply this, Mr. Secretary, if I + must speak in the language of the people in order that you may understand + me: ‘I should like very much to have your backing in the game, but if you + are going to sit on the opposite side of the table, I hold three kings and + two emperors in my hand, and I challenge you to a show-down.’ I should + further say that, credentials or no credentials, I am leaving tomorrow on + the <i>Ivernia</i>, and that inasmuch as I have a taxi at the door, and a + special train held for me at the Union Station, I must bid you good-day, + and leave you to your watchful waiting, while I work alone.” + </p> + <p> + He rose from his seat, and with a bow started for the door. + </p> + <p> + “Hold on there, young fellow, keep your coat on!” the Secretary shouted, + throwing his head back and laughing loud enough to be heard over on the + Virginia shores. “You remind me of one of those gentle breezes out home, + which after it has dropped the cow-shed into the front parlour and changed + your Post-Office address, seems always to sort of clear up the atmosphere. + When one of them comes along we generally allow it to have its own way. It + doesn’t matter much whether we do or not, it will take it anyhow. I never + play cards, but what you say about having a few kings in your pants’ + pocket seems to be pretty nearly true. You are made of the real stuff, and + if you can do all the things that you say you can do, and I believe you + can, nothing will stop you.” + </p> + <p> + “In that case,” said Edestone, resuming his seat, “I suppose I may as well + wait for my credentials.” + </p> + <p> + And in due time he got them, the presentation being made by the Secretary + to the edification of the Baptist School children and the Methodist + Soldiers of Temperance and a score of adoring admirers. Then with a hasty + farewell to the officials of the State Department, this emissary of peace + started on his hurried rush to New York. + </p> + <p> + His taxi, which he had held since seven o’clock that morning, broke all + speed regulations in getting to the station, and the man was well paid for + his pains. + </p> + <p> + Edestone found his Special coupled up and waiting for him. He always + travelled in specials, and they always waited for him. In fact, everything + waited for him, and he waited for no one. When he engaged a taxi he never + discharged it until he went to bed or left the town. It was related of him + that on one occasion he had directed the taxi to wait for him at Charing + Cross Station, and returning from Paris three days later had allowed his + old friend, the cabby, who knew him well, a shilling an hour as a <i>pourboire</i>. + He claimed that his mind worked smoothly as long as it could run ahead + without waits, but that as soon as it had to halt for anything—a + cab, a train, or a slower mind to catch up—it got from under his + control and it took hours to get it back again. + </p> + <p> + To him money was only to be spent. He would say: “I spend money because + that calls for no mental effort, and saving is not worth the trouble that + it requires.” + </p> + <p> + A big husky chap, thirty-four years old, with the constitution of an ox, + the mind of a superman, the simplicity of a child: that was John Fulton + Edestone. He insisted that his discovery was an accident that might have + befallen anyone, and counted as nothing the years of endless experiments + and the millions of dollars he had spent in bringing it to perfection. He + was a dreamer, and had used his colossal income and at times his principal + in putting his dreams into iron and steel. + </p> + <p> + Upon arriving in New York he was met by his automobile and was rushed away + to what he was pleased to call his Little Place in the Country. It was one + of his father’s old plants which had contributed to the millions which he + was now spending. + </p> + <p> + It was nothing more nor less than a combination machine shop and shipyard, + situated on the east bank of the Hudson in the neighbourhood of Spuyten + Duyvil. + </p> + <p> + It was midnight when he arrived. The night force was just leaving as he + stepped from his automobile and the morning shift was taking its place. At + eight o’clock the next morning this latter would in turn be relieved by a + day shift; for night and day, Sundays and holidays, winter and summer, + without stopping, his work went on. It got on his nerves, he said, to see + anything stop. Speed and efficiency at any cost was his motto, and the + result was that he had gathered about him men who were willing to keep + running under forced draft, even if it did heat up the bearings. + </p> + <p> + “Tell Mr. Page to come to me at once,” he said, as he entered a little + two-story brick structure apart from the other buildings. This had + originally been used as an office, but he had changed it into a + comfortable home, his “Little Place in the Country.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER II. — THE ONE-MAN SECRET + </h2> + <p> + With the giving of a few orders relative to his departure in the morning, + the brevity of which showed the character of service he demanded, Edestone + permitted himself to relax. He dropped into an arm-chair, after lighting a + long, black cigar, and pouring out for himself a comfortable drink of + Scotch whisky and soda. + </p> + <p> + For a few minutes he sat looking into the open fire, while blowing ring + after ring of smoke straight up into the air. The well-trained servant + moved so quietly about the room that his presence was only called to his + attention by the frantic efforts of the smoke rings to retain their + circular shape as they were caught in the current of air which he created + and were sent whirling and twisting to dissolution, although to the last + they clung to every object with which they came in contact in their futile + struggle to escape destruction. + </p> + <p> + Edestone loved to watch these little smoke phantoms, their first mad rush + to assume their beautiful form and the persistency with which they clung + to it until overtaken by another, were brushed aside, or else drifted on + in wavering elongated outlines and so gradually disappeared. + </p> + <p> + They suggested to his fancy the struggling nations of the world, battling + with the currents and cross-currents near the storm-scarred old earth, and + continually endeavouring to rise above their fellows to some calmer + strata, where serene in their original form they could look down with + condescension upon their harassed and broken companions below. + </p> + <p> + The little rings were, however, more interesting to him for another and + more practical reason. It was their toroidal movement around a circular + axis which moved independently in any direction that first suggested to + him the principles of his discovery. + </p> + <p> + Before him the fire upon the hearth sang and crackled as it tore asunder + the elements that had taken untold ages to assemble in their present form, + and with the prodigality of nature was joyfully rushing them up the + chimney to start them again upon their long and weary journey through the + ages. + </p> + <p> + The bubbles coming into existence in the bottom of his glass, rushing in + myriads through the pale yellow liquid to the top and obliteration, set + the thin glass to vibrating like the sound of distant bells. + </p> + <p> + From his workshop came the soft purr of rapidly moving machinery, + punctuated now and again by the roar of the heavy railroad trains that + thundered past his little flag station. + </p> + <p> + Had he seen then what the future had in store for him, had he realized + that he was in that well-beloved environment for the last time, he would + not have hesitated to have gone on along the road that he had marked out + for himself. It would simply have made the wrench at parting a little bit + more severe. + </p> + <p> + His musing was interrupted by his man, who had attracted his attention by + noiselessly rearranging on the table the objects that were already in + perfect order. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Page is outside, sir.” + </p> + <p> + It was a call to action. Edestone, without changing his position, said: + “Tell him to come in.” And then taking two or three deep puffs at his + cigar, he blew out into the clear space in front of him a large and + perfectly formed ring. Rising he followed it slowly as it drifted across + the room, twisting and circling upon itself. Then with a low laugh, which + was almost a sigh, after sticking his finger through its shadowy form, + with a sweep of his powerful hand he brushed it aside. + </p> + <p> + “Good-bye, little friend,” he said, “we have had many good times together, + and whatever you may have in store for me, I promise never to complain. + Let us hope that I shall use wisely and well the knowledge which you have + given me.” + </p> + <p> + Turning quickly at some slight sound, which told him that he was no longer + alone, he threw his shoulders back, and with his head high in the air + there came over his clean-shaven face a look of quiet determination, a + look before which those who were born to rule were so soon to quail. + </p> + <p> + Then, with a complete change of manner, upon seeing his old friend and + fellow-workman, his face lighted up, and he laughed: + </p> + <p> + “Well, old ‘Specs,’ I’m back, you see, and the ‘Dove of Peace’ is safely + caged. He came to hand with scarcely even a struggle.” Then as he looked + down into the other’s worn and haggard eyes which peered up at him through + their round, horn-rimmed spectacles, his voice softened and he spoke with + a touch of compunction. + </p> + <p> + “By Jove, old chap, you look all in. I’ve been driving you boys a bit too + hard; but don’t you worry. I’m off in the morning, and then you’ll have a + chance to take it easier. Soon our beautiful <i>Little Peace Maker</i>,” + he winked, “will be tucked safely away in some quiet corner, and you + scientific fellows can devote all your attention to your beloved bridge, + while I bid up The Hague Conference for a no-trump hand. + </p> + <p> + “But to business now. How did the films for the moving pictures come out?” + </p> + <p> + “Splendidly.” + </p> + <p> + “Good. I’ll have you run them over for me presently. I don’t want to show + too much when I give my performances for Royalty, you understand; just + enough to scare them to death. And how about the wireless? Did you test + that out, and tune it to my instruments, as I asked you?” + </p> + <p> + With a satisfactory answer to this also, he ranged off rapidly into a + dozen other inquiries. + </p> + <p> + “Does Lee understand exactly where he is to go, and what he is to do, if + by any chance he is discovered there? He does, eh? Well, I don’t think he + need anticipate the slightest trouble in that regard; but we’ve got to be + prepared for every emergency. + </p> + <p> + “Now, ‘Specs,’ I want you to get off tomorrow night. Leave enough men + about the plant, and have sufficient work going on, so that your absence + may not excite comment. Go by way of Canada, and as soon as you are safely + out of here, take your time and run no unnecessary risks. As soon as you + are settled, communicate with me, once only every day at exactly twelve + o’clock Greenwich time, until I answer you. I shall then not communicate + with you again until this peace game is up and we are forced to show our + hands.” + </p> + <p> + He paused a moment as if to make sure that he had overlooked nothing; then + resumed his instructions. + </p> + <p> + “Captain Lee’s men all understand, I believe, that we are playing for a + big stake, and that the work we have on hand is no child’s play; but it + will do no harm to impress it on them again. I sincerely hope that no + rough work will be required; but they may as well realize that I intend to + have absolute obedience, and shall not hesitate at the most extreme + measures to obtain it. They must be drilled until every man is faultlessly + perfect in the part he is to play. We may all be pronounced outlaws at any + time with a price upon our heads, and therefore, before leaving here, I + wish that none be allowed to join the enterprise except those who + willingly volunteer for the sake of the cause. The men who are unwilling + to volunteer, and yet know too much, must be taken and held <i>incommunicado</i> + in some perfectly safe place until such time as I notify you. + </p> + <p> + “I think that is all,” he reflected. Then, while the other man watched him + curiously, he stepped to the safe, and opening it brought back a small, + hardwood box about six inches square. + </p> + <p> + “I have never explained to you, Page,” he said, “the exact construction of + the instrument that is contained in this box. As you know, there is but + one other instrument like this in the world, and that you know is in a + safe place. My reason for not taking anybody into my confidence was not + from any lack of faith in you or my other trusted associates, but simply + in order to be absolutely sure at all times and under all circumstances + that I was the only one in possession of this secret.” + </p> + <p> + And turning to the fireplace he threw the box with its contents directly + on to the burning logs. + </p> + <p> + Page gave a slight gasp as he saw the wooden receptacle catch, and half + stepped forward as if to rescue it, but Edestone quickly raised an + interposing hand. Then he turned to his companion with a smile. + </p> + <p> + “That was my first very clumsy model. The actual mechanical construction + of this instrument is so simple,” he said, “that I can at any time + construct one which will answer all purposes that I may require of it + until I see you. I intend to amuse myself on the <i>Ivernia</i> during the + crossing constructing a new smaller and more compact instrument, combining + with it one of the receivers which you have attuned to your wireless. See + that these as well as the following,” handing “Specs” a list of electrical + supplies, “are put in Black’s steamer trunk. And now, let’s have a look at + those films.” + </p> + <p> + He followed this with a tour of inspection of the entire establishment, + although the latter was largely perfunctory in character, since he knew + that for days everything had been in readiness for his orders, waiting + only for his return from Washington; then returning to his quarters, he + tumbled into bed to catch a few hours of sleep before again whirling off + at a sixty-mile-an-hour gait to board his steamer at the dock. + </p> + <p> + His plans were completed. His men, down to the lowest helper, were fellows + of tested experience and education, many of them college graduates, while + his “commissioned officers,” as he called them, numbering sixty, were all + experts in their respective lines. They had been drawn from all ranks of + life, from the college laboratory, the automobile factory, and the war + college. There were among them bank clerks, former commanders of + battle-ships, doctors, lawyers, soldiers, and sailors. In fact, his little + world was a perfectly equipped and smoothly running community with all the + departments of a miniature government, save only a diplomatic service, and + that he combined with his own prerogatives as Executive and + Commander-in-Chief. + </p> + <p> + One thing he did not have in all his company, so far as he knew,—and + that was a weakling. So thoroughly had he sifted them out, and applied to + each of them the acid test, that he was sure he could rely on them, as he + liked to say, “to the last ditch.” + </p> + <p> + For the rest, although he had taken only a few of them into his confidence + as to his real purposes and intentions, he had assured each recruit that + he would be required to do nothing that was contrary to his duty to his + fellow-man, his country, or his God. + </p> + <p> + And tomorrow the wheels would be set in motion. The undertaking to which + he had dedicated his life and colossal fortune would be launched. + </p> + <p> + It was characteristic of Edestone that no sooner had he laid his head upon + the pillow than his eyes closed, and he slept as peacefully as a tired + child. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER III. — CROSSING WITH ROYALTY + </h2> + <p> + After a perfectly uneventful voyage, the <i>Ivernia</i>, with Edestone and + his three men aboard, swung slowly to her dock. As the big vessel had + approached the coast the few cabin passengers were at first a little + nervous, but the contempt in which the officers held, or pretended to + hold, the submarine menace made itself soon felt throughout the ship, and + but for the thinness of their ranks all went as usual. It is true that the + little group of army contract-seekers and returning refugees seemed to + enjoy constituting themselves into special look-outs, and regarded it as + their particular duty, as long as it did not interfere with their game of + bridge, or might cause them to lose a particularly comfortable and + sheltered corner of the deck, to notify the stewards if they happened to + see anything which to them looked like a periscope or floating mine. + </p> + <p> + Throughout the voyage Edestone kept very much to himself and in his + quarters occupied himself constructing a new instrument, and to the + hard-rubber case that had been provided for it he attached a wireless + receiver. In some of this work he was assisted by Stanton and Black, two + electricians he had brought with him, who, with James, his valet, made up + his party. + </p> + <p> + He had little time and less inclination to observe his neighbours, who + occupied the corresponding suite just across the passageway; but his man + James, who had been formally introduced to their servants, insisted upon + telling him all about them. They were, James said, the Duchess of + Windthorst and her daughter, the Princess Wilhelmina, who were returning + from Canada, where they had been visiting the Duke of Connaught at + Toronto. + </p> + <p> + But, if Edestone was preoccupied, the Princess, on the contrary, being a + girl of nineteen, with absolutely nothing on her mind, had not failed to + note the handsome young man across the passage. Unconsciously answering to + the irresistible call of youth, which is as loud to the princess as to the + peasant, she had watched him with a great deal of interest, and had been + fascinated by his faultless boots and the fact that he failed to notice + her at all. + </p> + <p> + Yet Edestone, it may be remarked, was not the only person on board + favoured with the royal regard. The Duchess, with the propensity of her + kind on visiting the States, had selected for her rare promenades on deck + a Broadway sport of the most absurd and exaggerated type, known as + “Diamond King John” Bradley. + </p> + <p> + This vagary is explained by the fact that the social chasm separating them + from all Americans is, to their limited vision, so infinitely great that + it is impossible for them to see and to understand the niceties that the + Americans draw between the butcher of New York and the dry-goods merchant + of Denver; and since it is impossible to see nothing from infinity, they + content themselves by selecting those who are, in their opinion, typical, + in order that in the short time they can give to this study they may learn + all of the characteristics of this most extraordinary race, who on account + of the similarity of language have presumed to claim a relationship with + them. They will not accept as true what much of the world believes: that + Old England is in her decadence, and that her only hope is in those sons + who have left her and who, away from the debilitating influence of the + poisonous vapours arising from the ruins of her glory, are developing the + ancient spirit of their ancestors and are returning to her assistance in + her time of need. + </p> + <p> + As to the Princess, Edestone, although he noted that she was extremely + attractive in face and figure, did not give her a second thought. He was + amused at the attitude of the Duchess and her class, and was willing to + accept it, but it did not arouse any desire on his part to follow the lead + of the gentleman from Broadway and seek their acquaintance. As a matter of + fact, he had always found the young women of the upper classes of England + either extremely stupid or perfectly willing to appear so to an American + of his class. + </p> + <p> + Still, as it happened, he did meet the Princess. One night after dinner he + found her struggling with the door into the passage which led to their + adjoining apartments. She was, or pretended to be, helpless in the wind + that was blowing her down the deck as she clung to the rail, and, quietly + taking her by the arm, he pulled her back to the door, where he held her + until she was safely inside. This was all done in a perfectly + matter-of-fact manner, and she might as well have been a steamer rug that + was in danger of being blown overboard. Then before she had time to thank + him, the door was blown shut, and he had resumed his solitary walk along + the deck. + </p> + <p> + The next time that the Princess saw him, although she felt sure that he + must have known that she had looked in his direction, there was no + indication of any desire on his part to continue the acquaintance. He had + apparently entirely forgotten the episode or her existence, and the pride + of a beautiful young girl was hurt, and the dignity of royalty offended—but + the first was all that really mattered. + </p> + <p> + And so the voyage ended. The passengers all seemed perfectly willing to go + ashore, notwithstanding their assumption of indifference to the German + blockade. Edestone, as usual, was met by the fastest form of locomotion, + and before the trunks and bags had begun to toboggan down to the dock, he + was whirling up to London in the powerful motor car belonging to his + friend, the Marquis of Lindenberry. Edestone had notified him by wireless + to meet the steamer, and they were now being driven directly to the + Marquis’s house in Grosvenor Square. Stanton and Black were left behind + with James, who condescended with his superior knowledge to assist them in + getting the luggage through the custom-house. + </p> + <p> + “Well what in the name of common sense has brought you over to England at + such a time as this?” demanded Lindenberry, after the automobile had swept + clear of the town and with a gentle purr had settled down to its work. He + leaned over as he spoke, to satisfy himself that the chauffeur, having + finished adjusting his glasses with one hand while running at top speed, + finally had both hands on the wheel, and then turned expectantly to his + companion. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I see,” Lindenberry nodded when he found that he got no satisfactory + answer to this or the other inquiries he put; “you evidently do not + propose to take me into your confidence. Still, I would not be so deucedly + mysterious, if I were you. I call it beastly rude, you know. Here I have + come all the way from Aldershot, and am using the greater part of my + valuable leave in response to your crazy wire. Tell me, is it a contract + to deliver a dozen dreadnoughts at the gates of the Tower of London before + Easter Sunday?” and his eyes twinkled, “or have some of your young + Americans enlisted and the fond parents sent you over to rescue them?” + </p> + <p> + Edestone smiled. “Well, the first thing I want, Lindenberry, is a little + chat with Lord Rockstone.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, is that all?” with a satiric inflection. “Well, why in the name of + common sense didn’t you say so at first? I do not know, however, that I + can positively get you an appointment today. You must not mind if His + Lordship keeps you waiting for a few minutes if he happens to be talking + with the Czar of Russia on the long-distance telephone. You know, we over + here are still great sticklers on form. We are trying hard to be + progressive, but we still consider it quite rude to tell a King to hold + the wire while we talk to someone else who has not taken the trouble that + he has to make an appointment. You must remember that he has perhaps + dropped several shillings into the slot, and would naturally be annoyed if + told by the girl that time was up and to drop another shilling. + </p> + <p> + “Or Lord Rockstone may perhaps be just in the midst of one of his usual + twenty-four-hour interviews with an American newspaper representative,” he + continued his chaffing. “Now if he does not invite Graves and Underhill + and Apsworth to have tea with you, you might drop in at Boodles’ on your + way back from the city, and we will just pop on to Buckingham Palace and + deliver to Queen Mary the ultimatum from the suffragette ladies of the + Sioux Indians.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone laughed so heartily that the footman nearly turned to see if + something had happened. “And they say that you Englishmen have no sense of + humour. The trouble with you though, old top, is that your joke is so + deucedly good that you don’t see the point yourself.” + </p> + <p> + They were just passing through one of Rockstone’s military camps, where + England’s recruited millions were being trained, and cutting short his + badinage Edestone gazed at the scene with interest. + </p> + <p> + “It does seem a pity that all these fine young fellows should be + sacrificed in order to settle a question which I could settle in a very + short time,” he said, becoming more serious. + </p> + <p> + “Settle it in a very short time?” repeated Lindenberry. “I would like to + know how you propose to do it. I know you are full of splendid ideas, and + invent all kinds of electrical contrivances to do things that one can do + perfectly well with one’s own hands. I suppose you would take a large + magnet and with it pull all of the German warships out of the Kiel Canal, + and hold them while you went on board and explained to Bernhardi and von + Bülow the horrors of war, and if they did not listen to you, you would, + like the Pied Piper of Hamelin lead them off with all the other + disagreeable odds and ends, submarines and Zeppelins, to an island, way, + way out in the ocean, where they would have to stay until they promised to + be good little boys?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, wouldn’t that be better than killing a lot of these fine young + fellows you have here?” demanded Edestone, although he smiled at his + friend’s fantastic idea. + </p> + <p> + “You Americans are developing into a nation of foolish old women,” taunted + Lindenberry, “and the sooner that you get into a muss like this one we’re + in, the sooner you will get back that fighting spirit which has made you + what you are. You are fast losing the respect of the other nations by your + present methods, always looking after your own pocket-books while the rest + of the world is bleeding to death.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone was thoughtful, and appeared to have no answer for this, and + Lindenberry reverted to his request. + </p> + <p> + “If you really want to have an interview with Lord Rockstone, Jack, I + think I can possibly arrange it. I will telephone to Colonel Wyatt, who is + on his staff, and find out what he can do for you.” + </p> + <p> + And so they chatted until coming to Grosvenor Square where they got out of + the automobile in front of an unpretentious red brick house with an + English basement entrance, trimmed with white marble and spotlessly clean. + </p> + <p> + Lindenberry at once telephoned to Colonel Wyatt, who said that Lord + Rockstone was in and that if Edestone would come around at once he would + see to it that his letters were presented. As to an appointment, he could + promise nothing, but he did say to Lindenberry, not to be repeated, that + the Department was not at that time very favourably disposed toward + Americans. + </p> + <p> + With his usual promptness, Edestone jumped into his automobile and started + for Downing Street, not stopping even to wash his face and hands nor to + brush the dust from his clothes. + </p> + <p> + At the door he was met by an officer in khaki, was told that Colonel Wyatt + was expecting him, and was asked if he would be so kind as to come up to + the Colonel’s office. There he was told that his credentials and letters + could be presented that afternoon, but there was practically no chance of + an interview, as Lord Rockstone was leaving the War Offices in a few + minutes. + </p> + <p> + Word was finally brought in that Lord Rockstone would see Mr. Edestone and + receive his letters, but regretted that he would be unable to give him an + appointment, as he was leaving for the Continent in a few days and affairs + of state required his entire time—which translated into plain + English meant: “Come in, but get out as soon as you can.” + </p> + <p> + Shown into a large room, he saw seated at a big desk the man who is said + to have said that he did not know when the war would end, but he did know + when it would begin, and fixed that date at about eight months after the + actual declaration—after millions of pounds had been expended and + hundreds of thousands of English dead. + </p> + <p> + Cold, powerful, relentless, and determined, Edestone knew that it was + useless to appeal to a sense of humanity in this man who, sitting at his + desk early and late, directed the great machine that slowly but surely was + drawing to itself the youth and vigour of all England, there to feed and + fatten, flatter and amuse these poor boys from the country, and with music + and noise destroy their sensibilities before sending them across the + Channel to live for their few remaining days in holes in the ground that + no self-respecting beast would with his own consent occupy. + </p> + <p> + To appeal to a sense of duty so strong in him as applied to England, was + one thing; but to convince him that Edestone as an American had a sense of + duty to the nations of Europe was something quite different. This man of + steel had no imagination, he was convinced, and to ask him to follow him + in his flights would be as useless as to request him to whistle Yankee + Doodle. + </p> + <p> + He had a chance to decide all this while Rockstone, who had risen and + received him with courtesy, was reading the letters he presented. The + great soldier’s face never changed once as he read them all with care. + </p> + <p> + “Your credentials are satisfactory,” he finally said, “but I do not quite + understand what it is you wish. Your letters say that you do not want to + sell anything, which is most extraordinary; I thought you Americans always + wanted to sell something.” And his face assumed the expression of a man + who, having no sense of humour, thought that he had perhaps made a joke. + </p> + <p> + “If you have drawings and photographs of a new instrument of war,” he + caught himself up abruptly, “I should greatly prefer that you submit these + to the Ordnance Department; but since your Secretary of State has been so + insistent, I will look at them tomorrow. I will give you an appointment + from 9 to 9:15.” + </p> + <p> + And he rose and bowed. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER IV. — THE FIRST REBUFF + </h2> + <p> + At exactly a quarter past nine the following morning, Lord Rockstone with + military precision rose from his desk. + </p> + <p> + “I fear that my time is up, Mr. Edestone,” he said, glancing at his watch. + “I have enjoyed this opportunity of meeting you and listening to your + presentation of your theory. Your drawings are most interesting; your + photographs convincing, if—” he paused, his lip curling slightly + under his long tawny moustache,—“if one did not know of the + remarkable optical illusions capable of being produced in photography. Our + friends, the Germans, have become particularly expert in the art of double + exposure.” + </p> + <p> + Then, as if he thought he might have said too much, he added less crisply: + </p> + <p> + “Please do not understand that I doubt either your sincerity, or that of + the Government at Washington in this matter; you may have both perhaps + been deceived. I hope that your stay in England may be pleasant, and I + regret that this war will prevent you from receiving the attention to + which your letters and your accomplishments would entitle you.” + </p> + <p> + With an expression on his face that said plainer than words: “This is the + last minute of my most valuable time that I intend to give to this + nonsense,” he bowed formally, and reseating himself at his desk, took up + papers. + </p> + <p> + Then without looking up, “Good morning, Mr. Edestone.” + </p> + <p> + The American did not allow himself to show the slightest trace of + annoyance at the brusque dismissal. + </p> + <p> + “You will at least permit me to thank you for your kind intentions, sir,” + he said; and standing perfectly still until he had forced Lord Rockstone + to look up, he added with a smile, “We may meet again, perhaps.” + </p> + <p> + There was something about his perfect ease of manner as he stood waiting + which showed that although he would not condescend to notice it, he was + both conscious of the War Minister’s unpardonable rudeness and intended to + make him acknowledge it. + </p> + <p> + Rockstone hesitated a moment; then with a belated show of courtesy came + from behind his desk, and stiffly extended his hand. + </p> + <p> + “You Americans are the most extraordinary people,” he said; “I must admit, + I never quite understand you.” + </p> + <p> + “Then you must grant us a slight advantage,” rejoined Edestone evenly; + “because we believe we do understand you Englishmen. If there had been the + same clear understanding on your side in the present instance it would + have been more to your interest, I am satisfied; for then instead of + merely disturbing you I should have aroused you.” + </p> + <p> + “It is not a question of arousing me as you call it. You are dealing with + the Government of the Empire, and, as you know, England moves slowly. The + suggestion that I invite His Majesty to see a lot of moving pictures of an + impossible machine, if you will pardon me, is preposterous. If you really + wish to sell something to the War Department, although I understand you to + state that you do not, nothing is simpler. Ship one of your machines to + England, give a demonstration, and whereas I cannot speak with authority, + I am confident that England will pay all that any other Government will + pay. As to our friends, the enemy, our ships will attend to it that + nothing goes to them that can be used against us.” His jaws snapped, and + his cold greenish-grey eyes flashed, as he gave another curt bow of + dismissal. + </p> + <p> + Edestone had no alternative but to leave; but as he turned to rejoin + Colonel Wyatt, who had stood stiffly at attention throughout the entire + interview, he could not resist one parting shot. + </p> + <p> + “Do not forget, Lord Rockstone,” he said, “that England six months ago + spoke lightly of submarines.” + </p> + <p> + The War Minister pretended not to hear; but no sooner had the door closed + upon his offensive visitor than he caught up the telephone. “Get me the + Admiralty, and present my compliments to Mr. Underhill,” he directed + sharply. “Tell him I would like to speak to him at once.” + </p> + <p> + He turned back to a tray of letters left upon his desk to sign, but + halted, his pen held arrested in air. + </p> + <p> + “Suppose,” he muttered, “the fellow should actually have—? But, + pshaw! It’s simply a mammoth Yankee bluff. That Foreign Department at + Washington is just silly enough to believe that it can frighten us with + its manufactured photographs. They are so anxious over there to stop the + war, that they would resort to any expedient—anything but fight.” + </p> + <p> + The telephone tinkled. + </p> + <p> + “Ah! Are you there Underhill? Yes, this is Rockstone. I called you up to + warn you against a madman who is now on his way to see you. You can’t well + refuse to give him an audience, for he has such strong letters from the + American Government that one might imagine he was a special envoy sent to + offer armed intervention and to end the war. But in my opinion he is + merely a crank or an impostor, who has succeeded in obtaining the support + and endorsement of their State Department. + </p> + <p> + “What is that? Oh yes; he’s an American. His name? How should I remember! + I wasn’t interested either in him, or what he had to say. He pretends to + have discovered some new agency or force, don’t you know, and tries to + prove by a lot of double-exposed photographs that he has broken down the + fundamental laws of physics, neutralizing the force of gravity, or + annihilating space by the polarization of light, or some such rot. + </p> + <p> + “Do not kick him out. He has letters not only from his Government, but + from some of its most prominent men whom it would be unwise to offend at + this time. Just listen to his twaddle about universal peace and that sort + of thing, and then pass him on to Graves with a quiet warning such as I + have given you.” + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile Edestone, having taken leave of Colonel Wyatt, was making his + way out of the building, when he found himself accosted in the dimly + lighted corridor by a man in civilian clothes whom he recognized as a New + York acquaintance of several years’ standing. + </p> + <p> + “Well, look who’s here!” he greeted Edestone lustily as he extended his + hand. “What brings you into the very den of the lion? Is it that, like + myself, you are helping dear old England get arms and ammunition with + which to lick the barbarians on the Rhine?” + </p> + <p> + Glancing around cautiously he lowered his voice. “Make her pay well for + them, my boy; she would not hesitate to turn them on us, if we got in her + way.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone laughingly disclaimed any interest in army contracts, but at the + same time avoided divulging the actual mission upon which he was engaged. + </p> + <p> + There was something in his companion’s manner that put him rather on his + guard; he remembered smoking after dinner not more than three or four + months before in the house of one of the most prominent German bankers in + New York, and listening to this man, who had expressed himself in a way + that might have suggested somewhat pro-German sympathies. Edestone had at + the time attributed this to a consideration for their host and to the fact + that the German Ambassador was present; but he recalled that, although the + speaker was most violent in his protestations of neutrality, someone had + suggested at the time that he was of a German family, his father having + been born in Hesse-Darmstadt. He was a man of wealth, with establishments + in New York and Newport, at both of which places Edestone had been + entertained. His loud and hearty manner stamped him as a typical American, + but his large frame, handsome face, and military bearing showed his + Teutonic origin. + </p> + <p> + “You surprise me Rebener.” Edestone’s eyes twinkled slightly at these + recollections. “I should have supposed, if you had anything of the kind to + sell, that it would be to your friend, Count Bernstoff. However,” he laid + his hand on the other’s arm, “it’s an agreeable surprise to run across a + fellow-countryman, no matter what the cause. Are you going my way?” + </p> + <p> + “No,” Rebener told him, he had an appointment on hand with one of the + bureau chiefs in the Ordnance Department. + </p> + <p> + “Well then suppose you dine with me tonight,” suggested Edestone. “I am + stopping at Claridge’s and shall be awfully glad if you can come. I am + entirely alone in London, you see; my cronies, I find, are all dead or at + the front.” + </p> + <p> + “Delighted, my boy. But listen! Don’t have any of your English swells. + Let’s make this a quiet little American dinner just to ourselves, and + forget for once this ghastly war.” + </p> + <p> + “At eight o’clock, then,” Edestone nodded. + </p> + <p> + “And a strict neutrality dinner, remember. That is the only safe kind for + us Americans to eat in London.” + </p> + <p> + “All right, Rebener, as neutral as you please. <i>A bientôt</i>.” And with + a wave of the hand he passed on down the corridor and out of the building. + His appointment with Underhill, Chief of the Admiralty, was not until + 11:30, so he put in the time by sauntering rather slowly along the Thames + Embankment. + </p> + <p> + He regretted now that, in talking with Lord Rockstone, he had not made a + little more show of force, for had he assumed a more dictatorial manner he + would have at least aroused the fighting spirit in his stern antagonist, + who might then have taken some interest in crushing him under his heel; + whereas now he saw plainly that Rockstone considered him beneath his + notice, and thereby much valuable time had been lost. Yet he did not wish + to make any show of force until he knew positively that his men were all + at their stations, and that the <i>Little Peace Maker</i> was near at + hand. He must be in a position to use force before playing his last card, + and he had not as yet heard from “Specs.” Although he knew that their + instruments were perfectly attuned, he had not, up to twelve o’clock of + the day before, received a single vibration. + </p> + <p> + At this point he was interrupted by encountering another American who also + insisted upon stopping and shaking hands. This was a young architect from + New York, who had from time to time done work for his father’s estate and + who had also made some alterations at the Little Place in the Country for + Edestone himself. He was a tall, lank young man of about twenty-seven, + with little rat-like eyes, placed so close to his hawk-like nose that one + felt Nature would have been kinder to him had she given him only one eye + and frankly placed it in the middle of his receding forehead. His small + blonde moustache did not cover his rabbit mouth, which was so filled with + teeth that he could with difficulty close his lips. + </p> + <p> + “What has brought you to London, Schmidt? Aren’t you afraid that these + Englishmen will capture you and shoot you as a spy?” + </p> + <p> + “Sh! Not quite so loud please, Mr. Edestone; these English are such fools. + They think that because a man has a German name he must be a fighting + German, when you know that I am a perfectly good naturalized American + citizen. My passport is made out in the name of Schmidt, and that’s my + name all right, but I call myself Smith over here to keep from rubbing + these fellows the wrong way.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, Mr. ‘Smith,’ you have not told me what you are doing in London.” + </p> + <p> + “I have been sent over by a New York architectural paper to make a report + upon the condition of the cathedral at Rheims. I stopped over in London to + get my papers viséd by the Royal Institute of Architects.” Then, lowering + his voice, and keeping his eyes on a policeman who was apparently watching + them with interest: “I am sorry to see you here, Mr. Edestone. This is no + place for us Americans, and my advice to you is to get out of here as soon + as you can, and don’t come back again until the war is over.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone felt that he would have said more but they were interrupted by + the policeman who said: “Excuse me, gentlemen, but these be war times, and + me ordhers are to keep the Imbankment moving.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER V. — ECHOES FROM THE WILHELMSTRASSE + </h2> + <p> + After leaving the War Offices, Rebener went directly to the nearest public + telephone. + </p> + <p> + “Hello, Karlbeck,” he called, after satisfying himself by mumbling a + jumble of unintelligible words and numbers that he had the man he wanted + on the wire. “Is Smith there? What? Thames Embankment? What did you say is + the number of that officer? Oh, my old butler, Pat! That’s all right. Now + listen; if I should miss Smith and he comes in, tell him to call me at my + hotel at once. I have made an engagement for dinner with our man for eight + o’clock tonight, but you and H. R. H. need not be at my rooms until + half-past eight. You understand, eh? Good-bye.” + </p> + <p> + He strolled out, following Edestone’s course with the air of a man wishing + to enjoy this beautiful spring morning, and approaching the officer who + had interrupted the interview between Edestone and Smith, he said, with a + little twinkle in his eye: “Will you tell me which of these bridges is + called the London Bridge?” + </p> + <p> + The blue-coated Pat, with Hibernian readiness, caught the humour of the + situation. “Shure, I would gladly, but ‘tis a strhanger I am here mesilf,” + he grinned as he smothered the entire lower part of his face with his huge + paw of a hand, and significantly closed one eye. + </p> + <p> + “Pat, your fondness for joking will get you into trouble yet. Did Smith + turn Edestone over to you?” + </p> + <p> + “He did, and I mesilf took him up to the Admiralty where he is now. 4782, + I think they called him, takes him up from there, and will keep him until + he hears from either you or Smith.” + </p> + <p> + “Where has Smith gone?” + </p> + <p> + “Shure he’s up at Claridge’s, bein’ shaved by Count von Hottenroth.” + </p> + <p> + “Now, now, Pat, if you don’t stop that joking of yours I’ll certainly + report you to the Wilhelmstrasse.” + </p> + <p> + “And they said I was to be the first King of dear old Ireland!” as with a + broad grin on his face he raised his hand as if drinking. “Der Tag!” he + cried, thereby causing several passers-by to laugh at the idea of a London + bobby giving the sacred German toast. + </p> + <p> + Rebener, leaving him, went directly to his rooms at The Britz where he was + received with the greatest consideration by everybody about the place. He + was shown to the royal suite by the proprietor himself, who after he had + carefully closed the door upon them stood as if waiting for orders. + </p> + <p> + “Call Claridge’s on the ‘phone, and tell Smith who is being shaved,” he + smiled at the recollection of Pat’s jest, “to meet me here at once. I do + not want him seen in the hotel, so tell him to come in by the servants’ + entrance, and you bring him up on the service elevator and in here through + my pantry and dining-room.” + </p> + <p> + The proprietor retired to attend to this, but was soon back, and Rebener + continued his instructions. + </p> + <p> + “Luckily Edestone invited me to dine with him tonight before I had a + chance to invite him,” he said, “but I will persuade him to come here and + dine with me.” + </p> + <p> + “So, Mr. Bombiadi,” he turned to the proprietor, “I shall want dinner here + for four at 8:30. See to it yourself, will you, that my guests are brought + through my private entrance, and one especially—you know who—who + will be incognito, must not be recognized. Not that there could be any + objection to these men dining with me here—a common rich American, + who loves to spend his money on princes and things—but by tonight + this man Edestone will be watched by at least twenty men from Scotland + Yard, and they suspect anyone of being a German spy, be he prince or + pauper.” + </p> + <p> + Their conversation was interrupted at this point by the arrival of Smith, + who came in very much excited. Sniffling and rubbing his nose with the + back of his forefinger, like a nervous cocaine fiend, he broke out + agitatedly: + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Rebener, I’m getting sick of this job. When I undertook to find out + for you what was going on at the Little Place in the Country, I was + working for Germany as against the world, and anything that I can do for + her I am glad and proud to do, but that Hottenroth talks like a damn fool. + Excuse me, Mr. Rebener, but he don’t want to stop at anything. He says + that if he pulls off this thing the Emperor, when he gets to London, will + make him Duke of Westminster, or something, and six months from now he + will appoint me Governor-General of North America. I tell you, Mr. + Rebener, that fellow is plumb nutty.” + </p> + <p> + “Pardon me, Mr. Rebener,” interposed the proprietor, “it is true that + Hottenroth is excitable, but he is faithful to the Fatherland and an + humble servant to His Imperial Majesty. He has been in charge of a fixed + post in London for fifteen years. He was one of the very first to be sent + here, and he was in Paris before that. He would die willingly for the + Fatherland, as would I, and if this Schmidt, I mean Smith, thinks there is + any sin too great to be committed for the Fatherland, he is not worthy of + a place among us, and the sooner we get rid of him the better.” And he + looked at the unfortunate Smith in a way that showed he was willing to do + this at any moment. + </p> + <p> + But Rebener, who had lived all his life in America, and like Smith did not + thoroughly agree with the philosophy of German militarism—before + which everything must bow—hurriedly raised his hand. + </p> + <p> + “Come, come, you are both getting unnecessarily excited. Don’t let us try + to cross our bridges until we get to them. What did von Hottenroth have to + report?” + </p> + <p> + “It was not very satisfactory, to tell you the truth, Mr. Rebener,” said + Smith; “they searched through all of his things and they found nothing but + a drawing of a Zeppelin of our 29-M type, with some slight changes, which + Hottenroth said don’t amount to anything, and some photographs of Mr. + Edestone himself, doing some juggling tricks with heavy dumb-bells and + weights, but we learned afterwards from the porter that an expressman had + left two large and heavy trunks marked, ‘A. M. Black and P. S. Stanton,’ + at No. 4141 Grosvenor Square East.” + </p> + <p> + “Well what is the report,” demanded Bombiadi, “on No. 4141 Grosvenor + Square?” + </p> + <p> + Smith read from a memorandum book: “Lord Lindenberry, who is a widower, + lives there with his mother, the Dowager. The old lady is now up at their + country place, in Yorkshire, and the Marquis went on to Aldershot last + night after having dined with Edestone at Brooks’s and dropping him at + Claridge’s at 12:15 A.M. The house is only partially opened; there are + only a few of the old servants there.” + </p> + <p> + “And do you think these trunks contain the instrument which you reported + to us from America was always kept in the safe at the Little Place in the + Country?” snapped the hotel proprietor. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know,” whined Smith. “Mr. Edestone probably has it with him.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, we must get hold of it before he shows it to Underhill,” frowned + the proprietor, “that is, if it has not been shown already, and in that + case we must get hold of Edestone himself.” + </p> + <p> + “Now that is exactly what is troubling me,” Smith’s voice rose + hysterically. “I’m not going to stand for any of that rough stuff, Mr. + Rebener. Mr. Edestone and his father have both been mighty good to me, and + if anything happens to him I’ll blow on the whole lot of you.” + </p> + <p> + “So?” The proprietor’s pale fat face was convulsed with a look of hatred + and contempt. “Then we are to understand, Smith, that if we find it + necessary to do away with Edestone you wish to go first? You dirty little + half-breed,” he growled in an undertone. “Your mother must have been an + English woman.” + </p> + <p> + “Here, here, you two fools!” Rebener broke in with sharp authority, “there + is no question of ‘doing away’ with Edestone, as you call it. What we’re + after is the invention and not the man himself, and we’ll not get it by + ‘doing away’ with him. I am, like Smith here, opposed to murder, even for + the Fatherland.” + </p> + <p> + “But it is not murder, Mr. Rebener,” interrupted the proprietor, “if + thereby we are instrumental in saving thousands of the sons of the + Fatherland.” + </p> + <p> + “That would not only not save the sons of the Fatherland, but would put an + end to our usefulness, both here in London and in America, especially if + Edestone has already turned the whole thing over to England. The very + first thing for us to do is to find out how the matter stands. If the + Ministry knows nothing, we must work to get him to Berlin, and then even + you fire-eaters may safely trust it to the Wilhelmstrasse. If it should + happen, however, that the British Government has the invention, His Royal + Highness tonight will try to get enough out of Edestone to enlighten + Berlin, and in that way we shall at least get an even break. That is, + always provided that Edestone has not a lot of the completed articles, + whatever they may be, at the Little Place in the Country. That would put + us in bad again, and it will be up to Count Bernstoff to attend to it from + the New York end.” + </p> + <p> + “Of course, Mr. Rebener,” said the proprietor, “we can do nothing until we + hear from His Royal Highness, but I am satisfied that he will say Edestone + must not be allowed to go to Downing Street tomorrow to continue his + negotiations, unless in some way we can get hold of this secret tonight.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I’ll be damned if I’ll—!” started Rebener angrily, when he + was interrupted by the proprietor, who holding his finger to his lip, + said: + </p> + <p> + “Please, Mr. Rebener, please! Always remember that the service on which we + are engaged has no soul and a very long arm.” Then dropping into the + persuasive and servile tone of the <i>maître d’hôtel</i>: “I propose, Mr. + Rebener, that you allow me to send you up a nice little lunch, some melon, + say, a <i>salmon mayonnaise</i> or a <i>filet du sole au vin blanc</i> and + a <i>noisette d’agneau</i> and a nice little sweet, and you must try a + bottle of our Steinberger Auslese ‘84. + </p> + <p> + “And Smith,” he turned to the humbler agent, “you had better get in touch + with 4782, who is reporting to His Royal Highness every hour. His last + message was that Edestone is still with Underhill, so you get down to the + Admiralty and report to me here as often as you can. Edestone will + probably lunch quietly alone somewhere, as I know that all of his friends + are at the front, but don’t lose him until you turn him over to Mr. + Rebener tonight at 8 o’clock.” His eyes narrowed as they followed the + skulking figure of the architect out of the room. + </p> + <p> + “That fellow needs watching,” he muttered to Rebener. “He has lost his + nerve. He is not a true German anyhow. But if he makes a false step, 4782 + knows what to do and you can depend upon him to do it. We do not know who + he is, but he is a gentleman, if not a nobleman, and he will kill or die + for his Emperor.” + </p> + <p> + Smith, in the meantime, had gone down the service stairs and out at the + rear of the hotel. He was thoughtful, and when he was settled in his taxi, + after having directed the chauffeur where to drive, he said to himself: + </p> + <p> + “They are going to kill him tonight unless they get that machine, or else + can fix it so that Rockstone doesn’t get it tomorrow, that is if Underhill + hasn’t got it already. I wish I’d never started this business; I never + thought it would go so far, and what do I get out of it? A German + decoration which I can’t wear in America, and God knows I don’t want to + live in Germany, and seventeen dollars a week. I’m not going to stand for + it, and that’s settled.” + </p> + <p> + Arriving in front of a little restaurant he entered and sat down at a + table near a window looking out on Whitehall Place. The proprietor, who + was another German, came over to him, and while ostensibly arranging the + cloth spoke to him in an undertone in his own language. + </p> + <p> + “Edestone is still with Underhill,” he said. “The taxi driver on the stand + opposite, the one who looks as if he were asleep, is 4782. In that way he + keeps the head of the line, you see, and when Edestone comes out, if he + doesn’t take that cab, 4782 can follow him until he alights again, and + then he is to telephone His Royal Highness. So you sit here and have + lunch, where you can see what is going on.” + </p> + <p> + Then, turning to a group of his regular customers at another table, the + jovial host in a loud voice and in perfect English took a violent pro-Ally + part in the war discussion that was going on. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VI. — A RUSTY OLD CANNON-BALL + </h2> + <p> + Edestone had met the Honorable Herbert Underhill before, both in America + and in the country houses of England. The two were about the same age, and + as Underhill’s mother was an American, Edestone had hoped that he would + not have quite so much trouble in getting him to look at the matter from + an American point of view. + </p> + <p> + Underhill, however, was just on that account a little bit more formal with + the cousins from across the sea than were most of the men of high position + in Europe. He was undoubtedly taken aback and thrown off his guard when he + found that Edestone was the dangerous American lunatic of whom he had been + warned. In the first place, he knew that there was not the slightest + chance of his being an impostor, and he also knew exactly how much of a + lunatic he was. He knew, in fact, that he was a hard-riding, + clear-thinking, high-minded Anglo-Saxon of the very best type to be found + A Rusty Old Cannon-Ball anywhere, and he smiled as he thought of + Rockstone’s advice not to kick him out of the Admiralty. + </p> + <p> + With considerable show of cordiality, he invited his visitor into a small + room adjoining his large office, and sat him down at the opposite side of + a wide table. + </p> + <p> + “Lord Rockstone told me you were coming, but did not mention your name. He + is quite a chap, that Rockstone. Not what you Americans would call a very + chatty party, however. Now what can I do for you? Lord Rockstone tells me + that you have some new invention, or something of the sort, that will help + us to finish up this little scrimmage without the loss of a single Tommy. + Well, that is exactly what we are looking for, and you American chaps are + clever at thinking out new ideas. He tells me, however, that you do not + wish to sell it. Now I can understand better than he why that part would + be of no especial interest to you; but can’t we deal with a Syndicate, or + a Board of Underwriters, a Holding Company, or some of those wonderful + business combinations that you Americans devise in order to do business + without going to jail? Is the poor starving inventor some billionaire like + yourself, who works only for honour and glory? In that case we might get + an Iron Cross for him. In fact, we might get one blessed by the Emperor + himself, by Jove!” + </p> + <p> + Edestone laughed. “Well, Mr. Underhill, you cannot deny inheriting a + certain amount of American wit. I have so often heard the older members of + the Union Club tell stories of Billy Travers’s witty sayings. He must have + gone the pace that kills. One of the old servants used to tell that + whenever Travers and Larry Jerome and that set came in for supper, they + expected the waiters to drink every fifth bottle; it made things more + cheerful-like—but <i>revenons à nos moutons</i>. Lord Rockstone is + right, I do not want to sell my discovery, for mine it is. I am the + penniless inventor. I only want an opportunity of showing it to the heads + of the Powers that are now at war, and of demonstrating to them the + stupendous and overwhelming force that is now practically in the hands of + the greatest of the neutral governments, and thus try, if possible, to + convince them of the uselessness of continuing this loss of life and + treasure. + </p> + <p> + “If I could demonstrate to you, Mr. Underhill, that I could, sitting here + in your office, give an order that would set London on fire and send every + ship in the English navy to the bottom in the course of a few weeks, would + you not advocate opening negotiations for peace? And were I to show the + Emperor of Germany that his great army could be destroyed in even less + time, would he not be more receptive than we now understand him to be?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, Mr. Edestone, I most certainly should,” the First Lord of the + Admiralty granted with a smile, “and I think that perhaps the German + Emperor would be amenable under the circumstances, but as they say in your + great country, ‘I am from Missouri, you must show me.’” + </p> + <p> + He changed his position and glanced at Edestone as if he were beginning to + think that possibly Rockstone might be right in his estimate after all. + </p> + <p> + “Very well, Mr. Underhill; it is now five minutes to noon, and I think + that I will be able to show you in exactly five minutes.” + </p> + <p> + He took from his pocket a leather case, such as a woodsman might use to + carry a large pocket compass, and removing the cover set out upon the + table an instrument that was entirely enclosed in vulcanized rubber. On + the top, under glass, was a dial, with a little needle which vibrated + violently, but came to a standstill soon after being placed on the table. + Two small platinum wires, about twelve inches long and carefully + insulated, issued from opposite sides of the hard rubber casing. + </p> + <p> + Underhill’s face at first bore only an expression of mild amusement, but + as Edestone evidenced such a deadly earnestness, he showed more interest + and said with a rather nervous laugh: “Look here, old chap, don’t blow the + entire English navy out of the water while you’re closeted here with me. I + must have some witness to prove that I didn’t do it or I might have to + explain to the House of Commons.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, a hard and drawn look about his mouth, paid no heed, but taking + his watch out of his pocket fixed his eye on the little needle of the + instrument and waited as the last few seconds of the hour ticked off. As + the second hand made its last round, and the minute hand swung into + position exactly at twelve, he leaned over the table as if trying by + mental suggestion to make the instrument respond to his will. But it + remained perfectly quiescent, and with a half sigh and a tightening of the + lines about his mouth, he closed his watch. Could it be possible, he + thought, that “Specs” had forgotten his instructions always to use + Greenwich time? + </p> + <p> + He was about to replace the instrument in its case, when he was startled + by a clock on the mantel, which began to strike the hour of twelve. + Involuntarily he counted the strokes as they chimed slowly, and as the + vibrations of the last stroke faded away the little needle swung an entire + circuit of the dial, returning to its original position. This was repeated + three times. + </p> + <p> + Underhill, although still interested in what was going on, seemed a bit + relieved when nothing more startling happened. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I say, you know, you gave me quite a start,” he jested. “I thought + that you were going to set London on fire, and you simply seem to be + taking your blood-pressure.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone still paid not the slightest attention to him, but after glancing + about the room walked over to the mantelpiece where he picked up an old + twelve-inch cannon-ball, which with considerable difficulty he brought + back and placed on the table by the side of his instrument. His eyes once + more roved about the room as if he were seeking something, and stepping + deliberately to a passe-partout photograph of King George V., he ripped + off the binding with his pocket-knife and tore from it the glass. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I say, now, Mr. Edestone, those cow-boy methods don’t go here in + London, and if you cannot behave a bit more like a gentleman, I’ll have + you shown to the street.” + </p> + <p> + “We have more important matters on our hands just now, Mr. Underhill, than + whether or not I am a gentleman,” snapped the American, his face set and + serious as he with nervous fingers laid the glass on the table. + </p> + <p> + Rolling the cannon-ball to him, he lifted it very gently on to the glass + plate, and then taking a key from his pocket he appeared to wind up on the + inside of the instrument some mechanism which gave off a buzzing sound. + Next he drew on a pair of rubber gloves with vulcanized rubber finger + tips, and moistening with his lips the ends of the two platinum wires, + pressed them to either side of the ball, first the one and then the other. + A spark was given off when the second contact was made, and the room was + filled with a pungent odour as of overheated metal which caused both men + to cough violently. + </p> + <p> + Following this, with great care, and using only the tips of his fingers, + he lifted the glass plate with the ball on it. When he had raised it his + arm’s length above the table, like a plum pudding on a platter, he took + the glass away, leaving the ball hanging unsupported in the air. + </p> + <p> + He sat down and smiled across the table into the astonished, almost + incredulous, face of his companion. + </p> + <p> + “And now, Mr. Underhill, I hope you will pardon my rudeness,” he + apologized lightly; “but I get so interested in these little tricks of + mine that sometimes I forget myself. If you will permit me, I shall, when + I go to Paris, order from Cartiers’s a more befitting frame for His + Majesty, and shall beg you to accept it from me as a little souvenir of + our meeting today.” + </p> + <p> + Underhill made no reply. His whole attention was riveted on that amazing + ball, and Edestone, a trifle mischievously, added: “If you have a + perfectly good heart, and think you can stand a bit of a shock, touch that + ball lightly with your finger.” + </p> + <p> + “My heart’s all right, and I am prepared for anything,” Underhill + surrendered, as he reached up and touched the innocent looking rusty old + cannon-ball, whose only peculiarity seemed to be its willingness to remain + where it was without any visible means of support. + </p> + <p> + The room was suddenly filled with a greenish light, as if someone had just + taken a flash-light photograph. Underhill was thrown violently back into + his chair, and the ball crashed down on the table, splitting it from end + to end. + </p> + <p> + Without moving a muscle of his face, and taking no notice of the gestures + of pain made by Underhill as he sat rubbing his arm and shoulder, Edestone + resumed: + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Underhill, I will not take any more of your valuable time to show you + my drawings and photographs, but I beg you to say to Sir Egbert Graves + that you do not think with Lord Rockstone that the American Secretary of + State has been deceived, and that you hope he will, when he sees me + tomorrow, try to forget for a while that he is an Englishman and be a + little bit human. You know, Underhill, confidence and pigheadedness are + not even connected by marriage; much less are they blood relations. By + Jove,” he grinned, “you can tell him I’ll stick him up against the ceiling + if he insists upon handling me with the ice tongs and leave him there + until you take him down; that is, if you care to take another little + shock.” + </p> + <p> + Underhill, although he might have thought at another time that it was his + duty to resent such light and frivolous reference to the heads of His + Majesty’s Government, was now, however, occupied with more serious + reflections, and overlooked the offence. + </p> + <p> + “I am sure,” he said, rousing himself, “that if Sir Egbert is convinced + that you are working for the sake of humanity he will be most happy to + make use of your talents.” + </p> + <p> + “That is exactly what I want him to do,” returned Edestone, “but not in + the way in which you mean. I wish to be given authority to open + negotiations for peace with the Emperor of Germany. Now, Mr. Underhill, do + we understand one another?” + </p> + <p> + He rose to leave with this, but Underhill, stepping quickly forward, laid + a hand upon his arm. + </p> + <p> + “You don’t suppose for a moment, Mr. Edestone, that we will allow you to + leave England and go to Germany to sell them your invention and have it + used against us?” + </p> + <p> + “You have my word, Mr. Underhill, and that of the American Secretary of + State, that it is not my intention to sell to any government. With that + assurance, unless your Ministry wishes to risk the chances of war with the + United States, I think it will allow me to leave England and go anywhere I + please. Good-morning, Mr. Underhill. I am sorry to have taken up so much + of your valuable time, even more sorry to have broken His Majesty’s + beautiful old oak table.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VII. — DIPLOMACY WINS + </h2> + <p> + Underhill, left alone, sat for some moments looking from the broken table + to the cannonball and then back again. Finally he picked up a fragment of + glass, for the Royal face protector had likewise been broken, when the + good old English oak had met its defeat at the hands of this Hun of the + world of science, and with it, very gingerly, he tapped the iron ball—this + rusty old barbarian which had set at naught the force of gravity, had + violated all the established laws of nature, and had like the Germans in + Belgium smashed through. + </p> + <p> + Finding that nothing happened, he hesitated for a moment, and, then, + bracing himself against the shock, he touched his finger gently to this + rude old paradox. There was no shock, and, reassured, he leaned across the + table and tried with both hands to lift the cannon-ball. + </p> + <p> + “That part is genuine there is no doubt,” he granted. “That old + cannon-ball must have been here since—?” He gave a start as his eyes + caught the inscription pasted upon it, which was: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + “A freak cannon-ball, made at the Forge + and Manor of Greenwood, Virginia, 1778. + Presented in 1889 to Lord Roberts by + General George Bolling Anderson, Governor + of the State of Virginia.” + </pre> + <p> + “How extraordinary!” he exclaimed. “These Americans are popping up at + every turn.” + </p> + <p> + He passed out into the large outer office, and, glancing at his watch, + summoned an undersecretary. + </p> + <p> + “It is now just a quarter after twelve,” he said, “and the Cabinet lunches + at Buckingham Palace at two. Present my compliments to Lord Rockstone and + Sir Egbert Graves, and say that I should like to see them both here for a + few minutes on a matter of the greatest importance, and that much as I + regret to trouble them it is absolutely necessary that this meeting be + held in my office and before they go on to the Palace.” + </p> + <p> + To another attendant who, moved by curiosity, was going in the direction + of the smaller room, he said: “Place a sentry at that door when I leave. + No one is to be allowed to enter that room until I give further orders.” + </p> + <p> + A telephone orderly came in a few minutes later to say that his message + had found Lord Rockstone and Sir Egbert Graves together, and that they + both would be with him within the half-hour. + </p> + <p> + Underhill was now fully convinced that Edestone possessed some wonderful + invention or discovery which the United States intended to use as a final + argument for peace, and, with the aid of this discovery, render untenable + any position in opposition to its will taken by England or any of the + other Powers. Had he dreamed that the United States was as ignorant as to + the nature of this invention as he himself was, the history of the world + might have been changed. + </p> + <p> + When Graves and Rockstone arrived, he greeted them with serious face and + at once drew them into private conference. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” he said, “I am sorry to have to trouble you to come to me, + but I am confident that you will forgive me when you understand my reasons + for insisting upon a meeting here.” Keeping both men still standing he + continued: “I have a strange story to tell, so strange in fact, that you + gentlemen would be justified in doubting not only my word but my sanity, + had I nothing to show you in corroboration.” + </p> + <p> + Both men stood like graven images; one like a soldier at attention; the + other, his hat and cane in his right hand and the tips of his two first + fingers resting lightly on the table behind which Underhill was standing, + his thin, clean-shaven, mask-like face as expressionless as if it belonged + to a head that had been stuck on the end of a pike and shoved out across + the table for Underhill to look at, instead of to one well placed on his + broad athletic shoulders. They both knew that Underhill was young and had + inherited from his beautiful American mother a nervous and temperamental + disposition. They also knew that this was tempered by the crafty + cleverness of the blood of the hero of Blenheim. They had come prepared + for one of his excitable outbursts, although they knew he would not have + been so insistent had there not been good cause. + </p> + <p> + “Will you be so kind as to walk into this room with me?” He pointed toward + the door of the small room. + </p> + <p> + Still with that show of utter imperturbability the two complied, + continuing to gaze stolidly as their associate, closing the door behind + them, called their attention to the cannon-ball and broken table. + </p> + <p> + “Exhibits A and B”; he waved his hand toward the two objects. “I wanted + you to see these in order to convince you that I have neither been + dreaming, nor am I the victim of an aberration.” + </p> + <p> + Then with great care and endeavouring to maintain a semblance of + self-possession, he described his recent experience, omitting no single + detail that he could recall. He showed them exactly where and how he had + been sitting, and followed every movement made by Edestone, even to the + ripping of the glass from the portrait of the King, until finally, as if + overcome by the strain that he had put upon himself to appear perfectly + calm, he ended with a nervous little laugh. + </p> + <p> + “Will you look at the inscription on that blooming old cannon-ball? It + really seems quite spooky.” + </p> + <p> + Graves moved forward and thoughtfully examined the split table and the + rusty old relic of Valley Forge, but Rockstone did not offer to stir. With + what was almost a sneer on his face he met the challenging glance of his + younger confrère. + </p> + <p> + “I would not have believed, Underhill,” he said impatiently, “that you + with your experience with the fakirs of India could have been taken in by + so old a trick.” He half-closed his eyes as if to indicate that for him at + least the incident was closed. + </p> + <p> + Underhill frowned. “You are wrong, Rockstone,” he exclaimed impulsively. + “This man is no faker, nor am I so easily imposed upon as you seem to + think. I tell you that we are called upon to deal with a new agency that + can neither be disputed nor sneered away, and unless we can contrive some + way to oppose it, the United States will step in and force a peace upon us—a + peace that will leave Europe exactly where it was before the war—and + keep it so, while she herself can go ahead unchecked and take possession + of the whole Western Hemisphere. Don’t you see the scheme?” + </p> + <p> + “Where is this extraordinary individual?” inquired the Foreign Minister, + completing his inspection of the table. “What has become of him?” His thin + voice was as evenly modulated as if he were asking where he had put his + other glove. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, probably at Boodle’s or Brookes’s lunching with some of his friends,” + Underhill answered indifferently. “He left here only a short time ago. And + you need not be afraid, Sir Egbert,” with a significant glance. “A very + careful eye is being kept upon his movements. We can get him at any moment + if we want him.” + </p> + <p> + Graves nodded, and then went on meditatively. + </p> + <p> + “It is of course entirely irregular,” he said, “but from what both of you + gentlemen tell me as to the nature of his credentials, there can be little + doubt that the man is here with the approval of his Government, if not as + an authorized representative. The sole question, therefore, is whether or + not he does possess such an invention or discovery as he claims——” + </p> + <p> + “But can you doubt that?” demanded Underhill hotly. + </p> + <p> + “And whether,” proceeded Sir Egbert without change of tone, “granting that + the contrivance is of value, the United States will permit its purchase + for use in the present war. + </p> + <p> + “On the first proposition, I can only say that if he has this invention, + as my young friend of the Navy stands so firmly convinced, it is + tantamount to admitting that the United States has a new and terrible + instrument of war, in which case it would be most unwise to offend her. If + he has not, there certainly can be no objection to allowing him the + opportunity of offering to our enemies something that is of no value. + Therefore, that seems to settle the question as to the advisability of + detaining him, as has been suggested. I should strongly favour letting him + go when and where he pleases. + </p> + <p> + “Assuming that he has in his possession facts or mechanisms that would + give to one nation such stupendous advantages over the others as he + claims, we must not forget that the United States has had these facts and + mechanisms for some time. Therefore, it would be ill-advised to detain him + forcibly, for the United States’ answer to this would be a declaration of + war in which the superiority of her position would be overwhelming. + </p> + <p> + “I’m inclined to believe that the reason he does not wish to sell his + discovery is because he has not obtained permission from his Government to + do so. They intend to dispose of it to the country with whom they can make + the most favourable bargain. I think indeed that under all circumstances + the best policy for this Government is to treat this man with the greatest + possible consideration. If he has the power to do us harm, we must put him + in such a position that he will not wish to do it; and if he has not, our + treatment of him will have a tendency to draw the United States nearer to + us than she is at present. We must, at least, pretend to take the American + Secretary of State at his word. Whereas I do not think that there is any + doubt that America is influenced entirely by selfish motives, she is now + our friend, and as long as this war goes on it is to the interest of Great + Britain to keep her so.” + </p> + <p> + “A very good idea, Sir Egbert,” agreed Underhill. “That is absolutely the + only way to deal with this man. He says that he is almost a pure + Anglo-Saxon, you know, and he is as proud of it as if he were an + Englishman. He is the ninth in direct line from the original old chap, or + rather young chap, who went from England to Virginia in 1642. Think of it! + Say what you may, blood is thicker than water. That fellow is at heart an + Englishman; he has been away from home nearly three hundred years.” + </p> + <p> + Graves gave a little bow of comprehension. “When Mr. Edestone calls on me + tomorrow,” he said, “I shall not even touch on the question of the + purchasing of this alleged invention, but shall offer to facilitate in + every way his mission as peacemaker. I shall take him at his word that he + does not intend to sell to any one, and try to persuade him that, if he is + bent on coercing any people, the English are not the ones that require + this, as they are in perfect accord with him, and that he would accomplish + his purpose much more quickly if he would bring force to bear upon the + German Emperor.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Sir Egbert,” broke in Underhill excitedly, “he says that he wants us + to authorize him to open peace negotiations with the Kaiser, and I think + he rather intimated that if we should refuse he would use force, which of + course means the United States.” + </p> + <p> + “Well upon my word!” Rockstone’s eyes flashed, and an indignant expression + took the place of the rather bored look with which he had been listening. + “That is pretty strong language to use to His Imperial Majesty’s + Government, and for my part I think that this young gentleman and his + little trick box should be shipped back home with a very polite but + emphatic note to the effect that when England wishes the good offices of + the United States in bringing this war to a close, she will call for them. + As to the young man himself, I should say to him that if he were caught + trying to get into Germany he would be looked upon as a spy endeavouring + to render assistance to the enemy, and would be treated accordingly.” + </p> + <p> + “But wait a moment, Rockstone,” said Sir Egbert. “You are forgetting that + this Mr. Edestone is in some measure at least the representative of his + country. We cannot afford to offend the United States of America, even + though his manners are bad.” + </p> + <p> + “To the contrary,” muttered Underhill, “his manners are surprisingly + good.” + </p> + <p> + Sir Egbert slightly inclined his head in acknowledgment of the correction. + “There is the point too,” he went on, “as to whether or not he is an + impostor. If he is, why should we allow the American comic papers to put + us in the same category with their own Secretary of State, at whom they + have been poking fun for years, when they discover that this exceedingly + clever young man has taken us in also? + </p> + <p> + “No, no, to me the matter seems very simple. Uncle Sam has got something + he wants to sell. Good or bad it makes no difference; he wants to sell, + and sell it he will to the highest bidder. Why refuse to consider his + offer on the one hand, or why appear to be too anxious to close with him + on the other? Let him offer it to the enemy; he will certainly come back + for our bid before closing with them.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you know, Sir Egbert,” Lord Rockstone somewhat reluctantly allowed + himself to be won over, “since you put it that way I think that perhaps + you are right. Diplomacy is probably the strongest weapon with which to + deal with this young man. He did not impress me as one to be easily + bluffed by show of force.” + </p> + <p> + “Nor should I be bluffed, even by you, Rockstone,” said Underhill somewhat + ruefully, rubbing his arm, “if I had the power that this chap has locked + up in that little rubber box and stored away in that long head of his.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, let us make a decision: does His Majesty go to Washington or shall + the Chautauqua lecturer extend his professional tours to include London?” + Graves gave his sly secretive laugh. Then as if ashamed of his momentary + levity, and changing his entire manner, he said: “Well, gentlemen, what do + you propose?” + </p> + <p> + “I rather think we are unanimous,” said Underhill, “in considering that + Mr. Edestone should be given a fair hearing. The final answer to his + proposition can be given, of course, only after it has been discussed in + full cabinet.” + </p> + <p> + “That would perhaps be the best way to leave the matter,” approved + Rockstone. + </p> + <p> + “We are agreed then, it seems,” said Graves, and they left together for + Buckingham Palace. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0008" id="link2HCH0008"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VIII. — THE SPY-DRIVEN TAXI. — + </h2> + <p> + On coming out of the Admiralty, Edestone, a trifle preoccupied, was about + to take the taxi with the rather sleepy driver which stood at the head of + the line. But the thought came to him, where shall I go? As he had told + Rebener, none of his pals were in town and he had absolutely nothing to do + until dinner at eight o’clock. Why not take lunch at some quiet little + place in the neighbourhood? + </p> + <p> + “I say, cabby, is there any sort of a decent restaurant around here where + one can get a very nice little lunch?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, thank you, sir”; the chauffeur rather abruptly came into full + possession of his faculties. “There is a very neat little place right + across the road, sir, thank you, sir,” and he pointed in the direction of + the window at which Schmidt was sitting. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, thank you, cabby,” said Edestone in his usual kind manner with people + of that class. He was rather struck by the handsome face of the man, + although it was covered over with grease and grime. “Here is a shilling. + Don’t you think I might be able to walk that far this beautiful day?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, thank you, sir.” The man showed no appreciation of the humour. + “Would you be wanting a cab later on, sir? If so I’ll just hang about, + sir. Times is hard in these war times, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, wait by all means,” said Edestone with a jolly laugh. “Set + your clock. Now open your door and drive me to that restaurant over there, + and then wait for me till I have had my lunch. By the time that I get + through with you I think you will find that you have done a good day’s + work.” + </p> + <p> + “I am sure of it, sir.” The chauffeur hid a surreptitious chuckle with his + very dirty hand. + </p> + <p> + On entering the restaurant the first person Edestone saw was Schmidt, and + he gave a little nod of recognition. + </p> + <p> + “Well, Mr. Schmidt, we seem to be meeting quite often this morning. I hope + that I am to infer from your presence that I will be able to get some of + your delightfully greasy German dishes.” + </p> + <p> + But at this point he was interrupted by the proprietor, who came bustling + up, trying to force him to take a seat at a table in another part of the + room. + </p> + <p> + “German dishes?” stammered the restaurant keeper. “Not at all. That was + when the place was run by Munchinger, but he went back to Germany last + July, and this place is run by me, and I am a Swiss. Still, sir, if you + are fond of the German dishes I think I might be able to accommodate you, + sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, suppose I leave that entirely to you. I can’t by any chance get a + large stein of Münchener beer?” + </p> + <p> + “No, sir, I am sorry. I can get you some French beer though, which we + think is much better. You know that Admiral Fisher has got those Dutchmen + bottled up so tight that they tell me the beer won’t froth any more in + Germany.” And he burst into a roar of laughter in which he was joined by a + chorus of adoring customers sitting about at the different tables. + </p> + <p> + Edestone sat down while the proprietor in person took his order to the + kitchen. In a very short time, the man returned and put down before him a + <i>gemüse suppe</i>, following this with <i>schweine fleisch, sauerkraut</i>, + and <i>gherkins</i>—a luncheon which might have been cooked in a + German’s own kitchen—and set before him a glass of beer which + Edestone would have sworn had not been brewed outside of the city of + Munich. + </p> + <p> + The proprietor bustled about, laughing and cracking clumsy jokes with + everyone who would listen to him, and his jokes seemed to Edestone to be + almost as German as his beer. In this way he finally worked over to where + Smith was sitting, and as he pretended to arrange something on the table + whispered sharply: “Go to the lavatory.” + </p> + <p> + Smith, unable to eat, sat toying with his food. He gulped his beer as if + it choked him. He turned around several times to look at Edestone, but the + latter after his perfunctory greeting took no further notice of him. At + last, paying his check, the man walked to the rear of the restaurant and + into a small, dark, badly ventilated room under the stairs. The place was + so dimly lighted that he could scarcely see in front of him a wash basin, + but as he was wondering what he was expected to do next he heard a voice + that seemed to come from a little partially opened window that looked out + into a dark ventilating shaft to the left of the basin. “Pretend to wash + your hands,” the voice whispered cautiously. Smith did as he was directed + and found that he thus brought his left ear close to the window opening. + </p> + <p> + “Now listen,” said the voice, speaking rapidly in German. “God is with the + Fatherland today! 4782 has been engaged to wait. Hottenroth has telephoned + that our man undoubtedly has his instrument with him. The order is for you + and 4782 to get it from him this afternoon at any cost. 4782 knows what he + is to do.” And the window closed softly. + </p> + <p> + Smith broke out into a cold perspiration. He knew that he was looking + death straight in the face, and in a twinkling his mind carried him back + over his entire life. He clutched at his throat as he realized his + horrible situation. His present position in the grip of this relentless + but invisible master had come about so gradually that he had not realized + how firmly he was caught until now it was too late. Not being borne up by + the hysterical exaltation of the true-born Prussian, he resented that he + should be the one selected to do this ghastly thing. + </p> + <p> + He staggered back into the restaurant where the proprietor, laying a hand + upon his arm, and laughing loudly and winking as if he were telling a + risqué story, muttered some further directions into his ear. + </p> + <p> + “He is preparing to go now. Join him and don’t leave him until—” he + broke off and rushed over to Edestone who had risen from the table and was + taking his hat and cane from the waiter. + </p> + <p> + “I hope, sir, you found everything perfectly satisfactory?” he bowed. + </p> + <p> + “Very nice indeed,” said Edestone, handing him a half-crown. “I am glad to + have discovered your place and I shall come again.” + </p> + <p> + At the door he encountered Smith, who was lingering about as if waiting + for him. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Mr. Edestone,” he forced himself to say, swallowing and fumbling with + his mouth. “I remember when I was fixing up your Little Place in the + Country for you that you took a great deal of interest in old English + prints. Well, I have just found an old print shop over in the Whitechapel + district with some of the most wonderful old prints, and if you have the + time to spare I would like to take you over and have the old man show them + to you.” + </p> + <p> + “I should like to very much,” said Edestone. “I have just been wondering + what I should do with myself this afternoon.” + </p> + <p> + “The Kaiser and God will bless you for this,” the restaurant keeper + whispered into Smith’s ear, after he had bowed Edestone out to the + sidewalk. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Smith, will you please give the address to the driver,” said Edestone + as he stepped into the taxi. Smith leaned over and gave some mumbled + instructions to the chauffeur, who had remained upon his box; then he took + his place at the side of his friend and patron. + </p> + <p> + But no sooner had the motor started than he turned to Edestone. “Mr. + Edestone,”—his voice trembled so violently that he could scarcely + speak,—“please do not move or seem surprised at what I am going to + say.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone drew back slightly and looked at him. He thought at first that + the man had suddenly lost his reason. Smith was perfectly livid and his + little eyes were starting from his head. His mouth was open and he seemed + to be vainly trying to draw his blue lips over his great dry yellow teeth + on which they seemed to catch, giving him the appearance of a snarling dog + as he cringed in the corner of the cab. One hand was pulling at his collar + while with the other he clutched at the seat in a vain effort to restrain + the tremors which were shaking him from head to foot. “Don’t speak. I must + talk and talk fast,” he said. + </p> + <p> + Edestone leaned forward as if to halt the car, but the fellow caught him + by the knee in a grip almost of desperation. + </p> + <p> + “For God’s sake don’t do that!” he pleaded. “He will kill both of us. Oh, + don’t you understand? He is a German spy. I am German, Rebener is German, + we are all Germans—all spies. We have been watching you for the past + six months. This man is now driving you to a place where they will + certainly kill you unless you turn over that instrument which you have in + your pocket.” + </p> + <p> + At this Edestone started. Although he could scarcely control himself and + felt like strangling the chicken-hearted wretch, he recovered himself in + time to say with a look of disgust, “You poor miserable creature.” + </p> + <p> + “I know, Mr. Edestone, but please keep quiet. I may save you if you will + do as I say. I don’t know about myself. I am a dead man for certain, + though, if you let him once suspect,” and he motioned in the direction of + the chauffeur. Then continuing he gasped out: “Stop the taxi anywhere + along here: get out and go into some shop. When you come out again say to + me that you have decided you will look at the prints some other day, and + that you will walk to the hotel. Discharge and pay him. I will re-engage + him and as soon as we get out of sight you take another taxi and drive + straight to your hotel. But you must be careful; he knows that you have + the instrument with you. They are desperate enough to do anything. Your + life is in danger.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, thoroughly enjoying the excitement of the situation, had + absolutely no fear either for himself or for the instrument, since as a + matter of fact he knew that he could destroy that at any moment. He felt + sorry for Smith, however. He pitied him for his weakness but realized that + he was risking his life to save him, so he did as he was urged. + </p> + <p> + While he was in the shop 4782 got off the box, and, looking into the cab, + said sternly to Smith in German: “If you are playing me any of your + American tricks, you half-breed, you will never see the sun set again.” + </p> + <p> + Also, when Edestone returned and discharged him with a very handsome tip, + he did not seem especially gratified, and when poor Smith in a trembling + voice re-engaged the taxi, the driver almost lost control of himself. Had + he done so, Edestone, who was watching him closely, would have been + delighted, since he would have liked nothing better than to have forced + the fellow to show his hand then and there. He was again struck with the + chauffeur’s appearance as he stood talking to Smith for he had the air of + a gentleman and even through his dirt looked above his position. Leaving + them there, the American strolled along, and, after a block or two, hailed + another cab and ordered it to drive to Claridge’s. He really did not think + to look about him, but had he done so he might have discovered that he was + being followed by the first taxi with its woebegone passenger and its + handsome chauffeur. + </p> + <p> + Arriving at the hotel he was interested to see standing in front of the + door a carriage with men in the royal livery, and he was met at the + entrance by the proprietor himself in a frightful state of excitement. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone, one of the King’s equerries is waiting in the reception + room to see you. I have been calling you up at every club and hotel in + London.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone went into the reception room where he was met by an officer in + the uniform of the Royal Horse Guards, who after going through the + formality of introducing himself delivered his message: + </p> + <p> + “His Majesty, the King, instructs me to say that he will receive you and + inspect your drawings, photographs, etc., at Buckingham Palace this + afternoon at half-past four o’clock.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0009" id="link2HCH0009"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER IX. — BUCKINGHAM PALACE + </h2> + <p> + To nearly every man, especially if he happened to be an Englishman, the + fact that he had received a Royal Command would have been sufficient to + make him, if not nervous, at least thoughtful. Edestone was, however, so + incensed at Rebener and so disgusted with Schmidt and so angry with the + entire German Secret Service, that it came to him as a relief, like an + invitation, from a gentleman older and more distinguished than himself, to + dine, or to see some recently acquired painting or bit of porcelain, after + he had been all day at a Board meeting of avaricious business men. It was + no affectation with him that he felt he was going into an atmosphere in + which he belonged. “I always assume that Royalties are gentlemen,” he + would say, “until I find that they are not; and as long as they conduct + themselves as such I am perfectly at ease, but as soon as they begin to + behave like bounders I am uncomfortable.” + </p> + <p> + He was not one of those Americans who insist at all times and under all + circumstances that he is as good as any man, simply because in his heart + of hearts he knows that he is not, but hopes by this bluster to deceive + the world. On the contrary, he was a firm advocate of an aristocratic form + of government, and did not hesitate to say that he considered the + Declaration of Independence, wherein it refers to the absolute equality of + man, as a joke. + </p> + <p> + He was a most thorough believer in class and class distinction and said + that he hoped to see the day when the world would be ruled by an upper + class who would see that the lower classes had all that was good for them, + but would not be allowed to turn the world upside down with their clumsy + illogical reforms and new religions, Saint-Simonianism, humanitarianism, + or as a matter of fact with any of the old established <i>isms</i>. They + already have several hundred forms to choose from, he would say; they + should not be allowed to make any more new ones until one single one of + these has been universally accepted. The glamour of royalty had no effect + upon him. Its solidity, dignity, and gentility did. + </p> + <p> + When he saw the royal livery standing before the hotel, he had rather + surmised that it was being used by some Indianapolis heiress who had + married a title which carried the privilege of using it and was getting + her money’s worth. He therefore took no interest in looking into the + carriage, but he would have been glad to have gone up to the men and said: + “A nice pair of horses you have there. How well they are turned out, and + how very smartly you wear your livery.” + </p> + <p> + The equerry, Colonel Stewart, was very simple and direct. He treated + Edestone with consideration, but did not forget to let him understand that + the King was showing great condescension in inviting him so informally. + </p> + <p> + “A carriage will be sent for you at four o’clock, and if there is any + apparatus and you have men to install it they will be looked after by an + officer of the Royal Household who will call in about an hour.” + </p> + <p> + He said that the King wished to have it understood that he was not + receiving Edestone in any way as representing the United States of + America, since no credentials of any kind had been presented, but simply + as a gentleman of science whose achievements warranted the honour. + </p> + <p> + In the course of their conversation, Edestone referred to his recent + unpleasant experience in the spy-driven taxi, and he was assured by + Colonel Stewart that he need entertain no further apprehensions on that + score as thorough protection would be given him and every single one of + these men would be and already were under espionage. Bowing then, the + equerry left as quietly as he had come. + </p> + <p> + Edestone went up to his apartment and issued his instructions to James, + his valet. + </p> + <p> + “Send Mr. Black and Mr. Stanton to me at once. Then fix my bath, send for + the barber, and lay out my clothes. I am going out to tea”—he paused—“with + His Majesty, King George V. of England,” while he enjoyed the effect on + his snobbish English servant. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Black,” he said when his electrician and operating man came in, “will + you and Mr. Stanton go to Grosvenor Square and bring over the boxes with + the apparatus and films. They will have to be back here by 3:15, as there + will be an officer of the Royal Household here at that time. Go with him + to Buckingham Palace and install the instrument and screen where he + directs you; then wait there until you hear from me.” + </p> + <p> + While he was dressing and being shaved he ran over in his mind what he + should say to the King. He knew that either Rockstone or Underhill had + engineered this audience, and he wondered whether it foreboded good or + evil. At any rate it was progress, and that was all-important. + </p> + <p> + Colonel Stewart had certainly been most cordial, and the fact that he was + to meet the King without the delay of presenting credentials through the + American Embassy, rather argued that England felt the necessity for prompt + action. + </p> + <p> + The barber almost cut his ear off when James came to announce the fact + than an officer of the Royal Household was downstairs and that Mr. Black + and Mr. Stanton had returned from Grosvenor Square with the apparatus and + films, and when Edestone stopped him long enough to say through the + lather: “Tell Mr. Black that I will be at the Palace and shall want + everything in readiness by 4:30 at the latest,” the man gave such a start + that he almost dropped the shaving mug. He set it down with a bang on the + marble washbasin. + </p> + <p> + “I go,” he said. “My nose bleeds. I will send you another barber.” And he + rushed out of the room. + </p> + <p> + “What is the matter, James?” exclaimed Edestone indignantly. “Why didn’t + you insist on their sending up the head barber instead of that fool? Come + finish this thing up yourself, I can’t wait.” Recovering his equanimity he + added: “Time flies and the King waits.” + </p> + <p> + James, who in his time had valeted princes, after he had finished shaving + him and had turned him out as only a well-trained English valet can, + glanced with satisfaction at his work. “I think, sir, when His Majesty + sees you, sir, he will ask, sir, who is your tailor, sir. A buttonhole, + sir?” + </p> + <p> + And so with a light step and buoyant spirit the American went down, when + word came up that Colonel Stewart had called for him. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” said the Colonel, “I am glad to tell you that your + apparatus has arrived safely and has been installed in the Green Drawing + Room. The King is deeply interested, and judging from a mysterious pair of + curtains in the gallery I think that other members of the Royal Family + intend to see this wonderful American with his wonderful invention. As to + your friends, the German spies, I made due report of the matter and shall + probably have something to tell you later.” + </p> + <p> + It was a beautiful spring day and as Edestone was driven through Berkeley + Square, up Piccadilly, and down Grosvenor Place he saw London at its best. + Then, as he crossed the park with its beautiful old trees and lake and + flower-beds, approaching Buckingham Palace from an entirely different + angle than he had ever seen it before, he realized for the first time that + it was in the midst of a beautiful sylvan setting. The Buckingham Palace + that he knew had always suggested to him one of the Department Buildings + in Washington in their efforts to look as much like a royal palace as + possible. + </p> + <p> + When he stopped under a porte-cochère simple little entrance, he felt that + he might be making a call at some rich American’s country home rather than + on the King of England in the middle of London. There were no soldiers and + no extraordinary number of servants. He had seen as many and more at some + of the houses at Newport. He was shown into a long, low, and rather dark + room on the ground floor, where a lot of young officers were lounging + about. Colonel Stewart introduced him to several of them and a smarter lot + of young fellows Edestone had seldom seen. + </p> + <p> + He had not been waiting more than fifteen or twenty minutes when he heard + Colonel Stewart’s name called. His pulse quickened for he knew that this + was a signal for him. Colonel Stewart, bowing to the other officers, said + to him: “Will you please come with me, Mr. Edestone?” + </p> + <p> + Passing out of the room and up a short flight of stairs they came to a + broad corridor about twenty feet wide which ran around three sides of a + court, opening out upon the gardens to the west. They were conducted + around two sides of the square and taken into a large reception room in + the opposite corner where there were perhaps a dozen officers of high + rank, ministers and statesmen, standing about in groups. They spoke in + voices scarcely above a whisper and when the door on the left, which + evidently led into a still larger room, was opened there was absolute + silence. + </p> + <p> + Colonel Stewart, who up to this time had been quite affable, now seemed + suddenly to be caught by the solemnity of the place, and stood like a man + at the funeral of his friend. + </p> + <p> + In one of the groups, Edestone saw Colonel Wyatt, who gave him a little + nod of recognition. In a few minutes the door to the larger room opened + and Lord Rockstone coming out walked straight up to where he and Colonel + Stewart stood. + </p> + <p> + “His Majesty wishes to waive all form and ceremony, and has ordered me to + present you to him at once,” he said. But when he saw the cool and + matter-of-fact way in which Edestone received this extraordinary + announcement his expression said as plainly as words: “These Americans are + certainly a remarkable people.” He merely bowed to Colonel Stewart, + however, and continued: “Will you please come with me,” and leading the + way to the door, spoke to an attendant who went inside. In about five + minutes the man returned, and announced to Lord Rockstone: “His Majesty + will receive you.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0010" id="link2HCH0010"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER X. — HE MEETS THE KING + </h2> + <p> + The room into which they were shown was large and well-proportioned, but + was furnished and decorated in the style of the middle of the nineteenth + century—that atrocious period often referred to as the Early + Victorian, a term which always calls forth a smile at any assembly of true + lovers of art and carries with it the idea of all that is heavy and + vulgarly inartistic. But on the whole the room had an air of comfort, + flooded as it was with warm sunlight that streamed through the four great + windows on the right and those on each side of the fireplace at the + opposite end. + </p> + <p> + Around the large table, sat a gathering of the most distinguished men of + the Empire drawn from the Privy Council. They had evidently finished the + work of the day, as was shown by the absence of all papers on the table + and the precise manner in which the different cabinet ministers had their + portfolios neatly closed in front of them. One would say that they had + settled down to be amused or bored as the case might be. They looked like + a company of well-bred people whose host has just announced that + “Professor Bug” will relate some of his experiences among the poisonous + orchids of South America, or like a lot of polite though perfectly deaf + persons waiting for the music to begin. Some were talking quietly, while + others sat perfectly still. The servants were removing writing materials, + maps, etc., and a cloud of clerks and undersecretaries were being + swallowed up by a door in a corner of the room. + </p> + <p> + At the end of the table opposite the door through which Edestone had + entered, sat the King. He looked very small as he sat perfectly still, his + hands resting listlessly on the arms of his great carved chair of black + walnut picked out with gold. His face with its reddish beard, now growing + grey, bore an expression of deep sadness, almost of melancholia. His + expression became more animated, however, when Edestone entered, and he + sat up and looked straight at the American as he stood at the other end of + the table. + </p> + <p> + “Your Majesty,” Lord Rockstone bowed, “I beg to be allowed to present to + you Mr. John Fulton Edestone of New York of the United States of America.” + </p> + <p> + The King rose and, as his great chair was drawn back, walked to the + nearest window and stood while Rockstone brought Edestone up to him. + Extending his hand he said: + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone, Mr. Underhill tells me that you are from New York. It has + been a source of great regret to me that I have never been able to visit + your wonderful country. I recall very distinctly, though, a stay of + several weeks that I made in Bermuda, and of the many charming Americans + whom I met there at that time. I was, then, the Duke of York,” he sighed. + </p> + <p> + His manner was cordial and he seemed to wish to put Edestone at ease, + assuming with him an air rather less formal than he would have shown + toward one of his own subjects of the middle class—the one great + class to which the nobility, gentry, and servants of England assign all + Americans, although the first two often try hard to conceal this while the + last seem to fear that the Americans may forget it. + </p> + <p> + “I am rather surprised to find you so young a man after hearing of your + wonderful achievements in science,” the King went on, adding with rather a + sad smile: “It seems a pity to take you from some charming English girl + with whom you might be having tea this beautiful spring afternoon and + bring you to this old barracks to discuss instruments of death and + destruction.” And his face seemed very old. + </p> + <p> + After a pause he turned to Rockstone and directing him to introduce + Edestone he went back to his seat and with a slight gesture ordered the + rest to resume their places. He fixed his eyes on Edestone, who had been + taken back to the other end of the table where he stood perfectly still. + Not once had the American spoken since coming into the room. He had + acknowledged the King’s great kindness with a bow which showed plainer + than words in what deep respect he held the head of the great + English-speaking race. This seemed to have made a good impression on some + of the older men, who up to this time had not deigned to look in his + direction. One of the younger men murmured in an undertone: “Young-looking + chap to have kicked up such a rumpus, isn’t he? He has deuced good manners + for an American.” + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile Lord Rockstone, bowing to the King and then to the rest of the + company, was proceeding with the introduction, briefly explaining that Mr. + Edestone had requested to be allowed to appear before His Majesty and + explain certain inventions which he claimed to have made. + </p> + <p> + The King, however, seeming determined to make it as easy as possible for + the American, chose to supplement this formality. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” he said with a smile, “since this meeting is to be, as you + say in America, ‘just a gentlemen’s meeting,’ you may sit down while you + tell us about your wonderful discovery.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone acknowledged the courtesy with a slight bow but declined. “Your + Majesty, with your kind permission, I should prefer to stand,” and, then, + without the slightest sign of embarrassment, he continued: + </p> + <p> + “I thank Your Majesty for your kindness. I will as briefly as I can + explain that to which you have so graciously referred as my wonderful + discovery, but before doing this, I beg to be allowed to set forth to you + my position relative to Your Majesty and Your Majesty’s subjects. Should I + in my enthusiasm at any time violate any of the established rules of court + etiquette, please always remember that it is due to my ignorance and not + to any lack of deep and sincere respect or that affection which I and all + true Anglo-Saxons have for your person as representing the head of that + great people and the King of ‘Old England.’” + </p> + <p> + A thrill went through the room. The King was evidently affected. One old + gentleman, who up to this time had taken absolutely no notice of Edestone, + turned quickly and looking sharply at him through his large eyeglasses, + said: “Hear! Hear!” + </p> + <p> + The speaker acknowledged this and then proceeded. “I am an American and I + am proud of it. Not because of the great power and wealth of my country, + nor of its hundred and odd millions of people made up of the nations of + the earth, the sweepings of Europe, the overflow of Asia, and the bag of + the slave-hunter of Africa, which centuries will amalgamate into a <i>cafe + au lait</i> conglomerate, but because I am proud of that small group of + Anglo-Saxons who, under the influence of the free air of our great + country, have developed such strength that they have up to this time put + the stamp of England upon all who have come in contact with them. And + while it is not my intention to sell my invention to England, I will give + you my word that it shall never be used except for the benefit of the + English-speaking people.” + </p> + <p> + He then raised his right hand as he added very slowly and distinctly: “In + your presence and that of Almighty God, I dedicate my life to my people, + the Anglo-Saxons!” + </p> + <p> + This was received with a general murmur of applause, although there were a + few dark-skinned gentlemen with curly beards and large noses who seemed + uncomfortable. Edestone had caught that group of unemotional men and + against their will had swept them along with him, and it was only with an + effort that some of the younger men could refrain from giving him three + cheers. + </p> + <p> + Underhill, who was smiling and gesticulating at Rockstone and Graves, + applauded violently, while the King made no effort to hide his pleasure. + There was something about this man that left in no one’s mind any doubt of + his sincerity, and on looking at him they felt that he was not the kind of + a man who would so solemnly and in the presence of the King and all of the + greatest men of England dedicate his life to a purpose if he did not know + that therein lay a real gift to mankind. His sublime confidence was as + convincing as his simplicity was reassuring. + </p> + <p> + Seeing that the ice was broken he turned now to the serious business of + the afternoon. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. President,” he commenced, “now that I have shown you how I stand on + international politics, I shall proceed——” + </p> + <p> + He was astonished to see the King put his head back and laugh, while the + rest, made bold by the royal example, joined in heartily. + </p> + <p> + The King seeing that Edestone was innocent of any mistake and was blankly + searching for an explanation of their mirth leaned forward and not + altogether lightly said: + </p> + <p> + “The King of England accepts the Presidency of the Anglo-Saxon people!” + </p> + <p> + “I beg Your Majesty’s pardon. I am sorry. I have forgotten myself so soon: + what shall I do when I get into the intricacies of mathematics, physics, + and mechanics to explain to you my invention?” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” said the King, “we understand perfectly. Go on.” + </p> + <p> + Recovering himself quickly and assuming a thoroughly businesslike air, + snapping out his facts with precision, speaking rapidly without notes or + memoranda, he said: + </p> + <p> + “The physical properties of electrons form the basis of my invention, and + it cannot be understood except by those who have studied the electron + theory of matter, according to which theory the electron or corpuscle is + the smallest particle of matter that had, up to my discovery, been + isolated. They are present in a free condition in metallic conductors. + Each electron carries an electric charge of electrostatic units and + produces a magnetic field in a plane perpendicular to the direction of its + motion. This brings us to the atom, which may be described as a number of + electrons positive and negative in stable equilibrium, this condition + being brought about by the mutual repulsion of the like and attraction for + the opposite electrification so arranged as to nullify each other. Having + thus established the law of the equilibrium of electrons, corpuscles, + atoms, and molecules, I found that the same law applies to the equilibrium + of our solar system, and, in fact, of the universe, and, by the + elimination of either the positive or the negative electron, this + equilibrium is altered or destroyed. + </p> + <p> + “I then sought to nullify the attraction of gravity by changing the + electrical condition of the electrons of an object, which until that time + was attracted by the earth, as is shown by the formula, <i>V equals the + square root of (s times 2g)</i> for falling bodies, and by using the + formula <i>Y equals the square root of mx divided by (pi times g)</i> I + found——” + </p> + <p> + But at this point he was interrupted by the King, who said, with a gesture + of supplication: “Please! Please! Mr. Edestone do not go so deeply into + science, for, for my part, I regret to say that it would be entirely lost + on me. Save that for my men of science,” and he waved his hand in the + direction of his rough and rugged old Sea Lord, Admiral Sir Wm. Brown. + “Just tell us what you have accomplished and then show us some of these + marvellous things that Mr. Underhill has told us you can do. Besides, I + understand that you are to show us moving pictures of the actual working + of your machine, boat, or whatever it is.” + </p> + <p> + The inventor was disappointed; for he had wished to set all minds at rest + and to establish the fact that he was no trickster but a scientist. With a + deprecating smile he said: “As Your Majesty pleases.” + </p> + <p> + Then, without the slightest sign of condescension, and selecting with the + greatest care only words that the man in the street could understand, he + proceeded with his exposition. + </p> + <p> + “I have discovered that gravitation is due to the attraction that two + bodies in different electrical condition have for each other, and that by + changing the condition of one of these bodies so that they are both in the + same electrical condition this attraction no longer exists. I have also + discovered that the earth is, so to speak, as far as the laws of gravity + are concerned, in a state of what we might call for lack of a better name, + ‘positive electrical condition,’ and that all objects on the earth, as + long as they are not in contact with it, are in what we may call ‘negative + electrical condition.’ These remain in this condition so long as they are + not in actual electrical contact with the earth and are separated from it + by a non-conducting medium such as the atmosphere, glass, hard rubber, + etc., and are attracted by it, as is shown by the formulae which I will + gladly explain to your gentlemen of science.” And he turned with a bow to + Admiral Sir William Brown, who was leaning across the table frowning at + him and who with his scrubbing-brush hair, long upper lip, and heavy brows + looked more like a Rocky Mountain goat than ever. + </p> + <p> + “I have invented an instrument,” continued Edestone, “which I call a <i>Deionizer.</i> + With this, so far as regards any phenomena of which we are conscious, I am + able to change the electrical condition of an object, provided this object + is insulated from electrical contact with the earth. That is, I can change + it from the so-called minus condition, which is attracted by the earth, to + the plus condition, which being the same condition as the earth, is + therefore not attracted by it. The object in that state can be said to + have no weight, although frankly for some reason which I have not yet + discovered it does not lose its inertia against motion in any direction + relative to the earth.” + </p> + <p> + He then took from his pocket the leather case which Underhill readily + recognized, and, turning to Lord Rockstone, he said with a slightly + quizzical expression: + </p> + <p> + “If your Lordship will be so kind as to stand on a glass plate or block of + hard rubber I can with this little instrument which I have in my hand + alter your electrical condition from its present minus to that of plus. I + can then place you anywhere in this room and keep you there as long as you + do not come in contact with any object that, electrically speaking, is in + contact with the earth.” + </p> + <p> + This caused Lord Rockstone to give a grim but thoroughly good-natured + smile, and Edestone, feeling as if he had somewhat settled scores with the + “Hero of the Nile,” continued: “As a less valuable object than one of the + most brilliant stars in Great Britain’s crown will answer my purpose just + as well, may I ask that one of the servants fetch the glass plate that was + brought to the Palace this afternoon with my apparatus.” + </p> + <p> + The glass plate having been brought in by a flunkey, he repeated the + experiment with which he had so astonished Underhill at the Admiralty, + using the flunkey however in place of the cannon ball, and leaving the + poor unfortunate creature suspended in mid-air while he himself replied to + the many questions that were put to him. + </p> + <p> + Finally he touched the man’s hand, and taking the shock through his own + body let him drop to the floor. The fellow remained there in an almost + fainting condition, but, recovering and finding that he had sustained no + injuries except to his dignity, which in his state of great excitement had + fallen away from him, he rushed out of the room without asking for or + receiving permission to do so. His panic-stricken exit would at any other + time have been most amusing, but the audience just then was in no humour + for levity. + </p> + <p> + Edestone next repeated the same experiment, utilizing different small + objects that were handed to him by the gentlemen about the table, and soon + had suspended above the glass plate an assortment of pocket-knives, + watches, and a glass of water, while he chatted with those who were + nearest to him, and handed to the scientific members of the council + diagrams and mathematical formulae which he hastily scribbled on bits of + paper. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0011" id="link2HCH0011"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XI. — THE DEIONIZER + </h2> + <p> + After the different objects had been returned to their respective owners, + the King by a slight gesture called the meeting to order, for all had left + their seats and were crowding around Edestone in what, for Englishmen, was + a state of violent excitement. Even the more self-contained were unable to + conceal the fact that they were impressed by these experiments as well as + by the quiet dignity of this young man. They seemed to realize that he had + them figuratively if not literally in the palm of his hand. The dullest + and least imaginative saw the endless possibilities in the application of + his discovery to the arts and sciences. During all of this time the young + American had kept himself under perfect control and had answered all + questions in the most deferential and respectful manner; and now, having + received from the King permission to continue, he went on: + </p> + <p> + “The secret of my discovery lies in this little instrument, the + construction of which is known only to myself. The application of this + newly-discovered principle can be best understood by viewing my moving + pictures, which show it in actual operation. Now, with your most kind + permission I should like to inspect my apparatus to see that everything is + all right.” + </p> + <p> + And then, as if some sudden impulse which pleased him had flashed across + his mind, like the big healthy-minded boy that he was, and with an + irresistible smile on his face, he dropped into a more familiar tone than + he had allowed himself up to this time. + </p> + <p> + “And to show you what I think of Englishmen,” he said, “I will leave this + Deionizer in your keeping until I return. A gentle tap or two on that + hard-rubber shell and you will know its secret.” He laid the instrument + with its little case beside it on the table in front of the King and left + the room escorted by a member of the Royal Family, young Prince George of + Windthorst, who insisted upon acting as his guide to the Green Drawing + Room. + </p> + <p> + As the door closed upon them, the King rose, saying as he did so, “Please + remain seated.” He walked into one of the windows and stood for some + minutes looking out over the park. Whatever it was that was passing + through his mind, it was not a pleasant thought, as was shown by his + hands, which were clasped behind his back so tightly that the fingers were + perfectly white; and the veins of his neck swelled, while the muscles of + his jaws were firmly set. No one dared to move. The silence in the room + was so intense that the men about the table, as if caught by a spell, sat + with unfinished gestures, like the figures in a moving picture when the + film catches. The clock on the mantel seemed suddenly to have waked up and + to be trying by its loud ticking to fool itself into thinking that it had + been ticking all the time. When the time came for it to strike five + o’clock, it went at it with such resounding vim that Admiral Sir William + Brown, who had served his apprenticeship in the turrets, seemed to think + that he had better open his mouth to save his ear-drums. + </p> + <p> + “War is war! All is fair! War is war! All is fair!” it seemed to say. + </p> + <p> + The King finally turned, and walking back to the table picked up the + innocent-looking instrument. He turned it over and over in his hand and + then slowly and carefully wound the platinum wires about it as a boy winds + a top and placed it back into its leather case. As he put it down on the + table, he said, almost as if to himself: + </p> + <p> + “We have come today to one of the turning points in the history of the + world. This is a remarkable man.” + </p> + <p> + After a moment, he turned to Underhill: “I think you have done your + country a great service today in averting what might have been an + appalling catastrophe. Do you not agree with me, Sir Egbert?” he glanced + toward the Minister of Foreign Affairs. + </p> + <p> + “I do, Sire,” the minister acquiesced thoughtfully. “If this man + represents the United States of America, it will not be long before she + will insist that this war be brought to an end upon her own terms, and it + would have been almost suicidal on our part to antagonize him. She + doubtless controls this instrument whose practical application will + probably be shown us by his pictures.” + </p> + <p> + “But what this man has just said to you, Sire,” suggested Underhill, “does + not seem to bear out the idea that he is acting under instructions from + the present State Department at Washington.” + </p> + <p> + “If it please Your Majesty,” interposed one of the statesmen of the old + school, “should we not make some formal representation to the United + States of America before this man be allowed to go to Berlin?” + </p> + <p> + “I should not approve of that,” dissented the King. “In the first place, + as far as we know, Mr. Edestone may have already communicated with Berlin, + Paris, and Petrograd. I do not think he would put himself so completely in + our power if he thought he was risking the destruction of his entire + scheme.” + </p> + <p> + “I believe, Your Majesty,” said another sneeringly, “that this + melodramatic exit is just another Yankee bluff. You will probably find in + looking into it that the fellow has palmed the real instrument and has + forced this one on us by clever sleight of hand.” + </p> + <p> + “I disagree with you entirely,” said the King, frowning and bringing his + hand down on the table as if to put an end to the discussion. “I believe + this man to be a gentleman and a thoroughly good sportsman.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0012" id="link2HCH0012"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XII. — FIRST SHOW OF FORCE + </h2> + <p> + On entering the room, when he returned, Edestone, although he was aware + that the King had been notified and the attendants been given orders to + admit him, did not advance, but took his stand near the door, looking + neither to the right nor to the left. He permitted the young Prince, his + escort, who had discovered that they had many friends in common, and whose + sister it was that had been his fellow-passenger on the <i>Ivernia</i>, to + inform His Majesty that everything was in readiness for the exhibition of + the moving pictures. + </p> + <p> + The King immediately beckoned the inventor forward and, picking up the + little instrument from the table, thrust it into Edestone’s hands, almost + with an air of relief. + </p> + <p> + “We appreciate the compliment you have paid us in believing that we still + play fair.” There was in both his tone and action a touch of the bluff + heartiness of the naval officer, which was natural to him, and showed that + he had thrown off all restraint. “But do not, I beg of you, do this again, + even in England. These are desperate times; and nations, like men, when + fighting for their very existence, are quite apt to forget their finer + scruples. + </p> + <p> + “My cousin in Berlin, I am convinced,” and there was perhaps a hint of + warning in his smile, “would give the souls of half his people to know + what that little box contains; and, in his realm, it is the religion of + some of his benighted subjects to give him what he wants.” + </p> + <p> + Bowing slightly, Edestone took the little case, and, without even looking + at it, slipped it carelessly into the inside pocket of his coat. + </p> + <p> + “I knew that Your Majesty would understand me,” he said in a tone intended + for the Royal ear alone, and with more emotion than he had yet displayed. + As he spoke, too, he lifted his hand in obedience to an involuntary and + apparently irresistible impulse. + </p> + <p> + The King met him more than half-way. Reaching out, he grasped the extended + hand in his own, and standing thus the two men looked straight into each + other’s eyes. + </p> + <p> + The suppressed excitement which the scene created was so intense that some + of the spectators seemed to be suffering actual pain; and when, after a + fraction of a moment which seemed an age, the King released the American’s + hand and spoke, there was an audible sigh of relief that pervaded the + entire room. + </p> + <p> + “We will now look at the pictures,” said His Majesty simply, and, leading + the way, he set out in the direction of the Green Drawing Room. + </p> + <p> + Edestone fell back and bowed respectfully in acknowledgment of the + pleasant glances which were thrown in his direction, as the Lords, + Generals, Admirals, and Ministers of State took their places in line, + clinging with an almost frantic tenacity, in response to the teachings of + the Catechism of the English Church, to their position “in that state of + life unto which it had pleased God to call” them. + </p> + <p> + Thoroughly amused at the situation which compelled him to bring up the + rear of the procession like the piano-tuner or the gas-man, Edestone + marched along at the side of an attendant in livery, who evidently looked + upon him as a clever vaudeville artist that had been brought in to + entertain the company. He told the visitor, with a broad grin, that he had + frightened the other flunkey almost out of his wits with his magic tricks. + Edestone, his sense of humour aroused, thereupon gravely offered to give a + show in the servants’ hall at two shillings a head, half the receipts to + be donated to the Red Cross, provided he was given a guarantee of ten + pounds; and when the fellow promised to consider the proposal, pretended + carefully to take down his name. + </p> + <p> + The King, who, in the meantime, seemed to be in a sort of brown-study, + passed down the corridor with the long file of dignitaries following him + in order of precedence. But when His Majesty reached the Green Drawing + Room and, looking around, saw nothing of the American, he gave a slight + frown of annoyance. Immediately he directed that Edestone be brought up + and placed in a chair near himself, while the attendants drew the curtains + and extinguished the lights. + </p> + <p> + After the room had been made perfectly dark, and the buzzing of the + cinematograph in its temporary cabinet indicated that everything was in + readiness, Edestone’s operator, in response to a word from his employer, + threw upon the screen two or three portraits of the King and various + members of the Royal Family. This was not only by way of compliment, but + also to give assurance that the machine was in proper working order. + Edestone proposed to run no chances of a bungling or incomplete + presentation of his pictures. + </p> + <p> + Satisfied at length, he rose and faced about toward his audience. + </p> + <p> + “Ladies and Gentlemen,” he said, after addressing the King,—for from + the gallery had come sounds which showed that, as Colonel Stewart had + suggested, some of the ladies of the Court were taking an interest in the + exhibition,—“I shall not trouble you to listen to a long, scientific + discourse on the theory of my discovery, nor how I have made practical + application of it. I shall simply throw the pictures on the screen, + letting them speak for themselves; and then, with His Majesty’s kind + permission, shall be glad to answer any questions that may be put to me. + The first picture I shall show you is one of my workshop in New York.” + </p> + <p> + There appeared on the screen a dark, somewhat indistinct interior, which + seemed to have been photographed from high up and looking down through a + long, shed-like building lighted from the roof. The immense height of this + roof was not at first apparent until it was compared with the pigmy-like + figures of the workmen who were busily engaged about a great, black, + cigar-shaped object, which had the general appearance of a Zeppelin. In + the dim light, there was nothing about its aspect to distinguish it from + the latest models of the German air-ship, save that it seemed to be of + heavier construction, as shown by the great difficulty with which the men + were moving it toward the farther end of the shed, which was entirely + open. + </p> + <p> + “I would especially call your attention to the track upon which moves the + cradle that carries the large black object in the centre of the picture,” + said Edestone. “The tires are made of hard rubber, and the rails which are + of steel rest on glass plates attached to each of the tires. Thus, any + object placed in the cradle becomes absolutely insulated, and has no + electrical connection with the earth, which, as I have explained, are the + requisite conditions to permit of ‘Deionizing’ by the use of an instrument + similar to the one I have in my pocket. Of course, though in actual + operation we use a much larger ‘Deionizer’ than the little model I have + shown you, and run it with a hundred horse-power motor, instead of with a + small spring and watchworks. This track and cradle at which you are + looking, although they weigh many tons, can be easily taken apart and + transported in sections, as I stand ready to demonstrate.” + </p> + <p> + The film ended as he finished, and for a moment the screen was blank; then + with a little splutter from the cabinet, another picture appeared. + </p> + <p> + This was of a great open space, the most desolate and lonely stretch of + country that could well be imagined, a broad, open plain that stretched on + for miles and miles, perfectly flat, treeless and uninhabited. The wind + apparently was blowing violently, judging from the way it tossed + Edestone’s hair about as, hatless, he walked back and forth in the near + foreground, shading his eyes from the sun with his hand while he looked + into the lens and called his directions to the man who was working the + camera. + </p> + <p> + “That disreputable-looking individual is myself,” he confessed. “My hat + had blown away, a circumstance quite inconvenient at the time, but not + without a certain element of present interest, as showing that a high wind + was blowing at that time.” + </p> + <p> + Behind him in the middle distance was a track and cradle similar to the + one shown in the first picture. The machine in the cabinet buzzed, and + clicked, and made a noise like that of a small boy rattling a stick along + a picket fence. A draught from some open window blowing against the linen + screen caused the flat, deserted plain to undulate like the waves of the + sea. The horizon bobbed up and down, showing first a great expanse of sky, + and then the foreground ran up to infinity. The cradle was seen first at + the right, and then at the left of the picture. The clouds in the sky kept + jumping about, as if the operator was trying to follow some object aloft, + but was unable to get it into the field of his camera. + </p> + <p> + The audience began to grow impatient. Had the apparatus got out of order, + they wondered, and were they to be cheated of the promised sensation? But + just then the screen steadied, and there appeared in the upper left-hand + corner of the picture a faint, far-away dot which gradually assumed the + form of a dirigible. Across the desolate landscape it sailed, growing more + and more distinct as it drew nearer. It circled, turning first to the + right and then to the left, rising and descending, as if responding + willingly to the touch of its unseen pilot, until with a majestic swoop it + hovered like a great bird exactly over the cradle, and came to a + standstill. + </p> + <p> + To those among the spectators who had witnessed the evolutions of the + great battleships of the air over Lake Constance, there was nothing + notable about either the vessel or its performance, except that it seemed + larger, more solid, and had four great smoke stacks. In the gale which was + blowing, the volumes of inky smoke which poured from the four great + funnels were tossed about and flung away like long, streaming ribbons; yet + the ship itself was as steady as a great ocean liner on a summer sea. + </p> + <p> + On closer inspection, too, it was seen that on the upper side of the craft + there was a platform or deck running its full length, where men were + working away like sailors on a man-of-war, and from portholes and turrets + protruded great black things which looked like the muzzles of guns. + </p> + <p> + All at once, as if acting under an order from within, these were trained + on the spectators and simultaneously discharged, belching out great rings + of smoke. There was a stifled scream from the gallery at this, but + immediately the room grew quiet again, and the audience sat as if + spellbound awaiting further developments. A small door in the starboard + side now opened, and the figure of a man came running down a gangway to a + platform suspended under the ship, where, silhouetted against the sky, he + occupied himself in signalling to some one on the ground. He was joined + from time to time by others of the crew as the vessel settled slowly + toward the earth. + </p> + <p> + When it was about one hundred and fifty feet above the cradle, Edestone + was seen to walk out with a megaphone in his hand, and through it + communicate instructions to the man on the bridge, in evident obedience to + which the airship settled still lower, until it was not more than twenty + feet above the top of the cradle. + </p> + <p> + A ladder having then been lowered to Edestone, he climbed up it, ascended + the gangway, and disappeared into the interior of the great cigar-shaped + object, it all the time remaining absolutely stationary. But he was not + long lost to view. In a few minutes he re-appeared on the top deck and a + man by his side energetically waved a large flag. + </p> + <p> + And as the two stood there, the airship began to move. + </p> + <p> + Slowly at first, but gradually gaining momentum, it soared away across the + wastes, and soon was lost to sight. + </p> + <p> + There was a moment after that when the room was dark, while horizontal + streaks of light chased each other from bottom to top across the screen, + and disappeared into the darkness from which they had come. + </p> + <p> + Another picture followed, taken from the same viewpoint as the last. + </p> + <p> + “Here she comes!” cried Edestone, seeming to forget for the moment where + he was, as a small speck which represented the approaching airship + disclosed itself. “This time in the upper right-hand corner of the + picture. See! I am on board, and I am driving her at one hundred and ten + miles.” And he followed with his pointer the swift course of the vessel, + as it shot down the screen like a great comet, leaving a long tail of + smoke behind it. To the overwrought nerves of the audience, the buzz and + splutter of the moving-picture machine seemed to increase in volume, and + thus lend a semblance of reality to the monster as it swept nearer and + nearer. + </p> + <p> + Straight for the camera it was headed, grim, threatening, irresistible, as + if it were preparing to rush out of the screen and destroy Buckingham + Palace. The spectators with difficulty kept their seats, and when the + formidable thing dashed by and disappeared at the side of the picture, + they settled back in their chairs with an unmistakable sigh of relief. + </p> + <p> + It appeared again, after making a great circle, returning slowly now, and + dropping lightly as a feather to the cradle, where it remained perfectly + still, while the black smoke enveloped it in a veil of mystery. + </p> + <p> + The machine in the cabinet stopped, and some one was heard to say in a + loud whisper, “Lights!” Admiral Brown was the first of the assembly to + recover. He sprang to his feet and like a wounded old lion at bay stood + glaring at Edestone. His rugged weather-beaten face convulsed with + suppressed rage, which but for the presence of the King would have + exploded upon Edestone after the manner of the old-fashioned sea-dog that + he was, but holding himself in check he said loudly and challengingly: + </p> + <p> + “If there is no objection I will ask the young man to repeat the last + picture, and I would also like to inquire with what material the framework + of this ship is covered, and what is the calibre of those large guns—if + they are guns?” + </p> + <p> + “Will you please be so kind as to answer the Admiral’s questions, Mr. + Edestone?” said the King. + </p> + <p> + “The material which I used through her entire length of 907 feet, both top + and bottom, is Harveyized steel, six feet thick; and the largest gun is + sixteen inches,” replied Edestone slowly, enjoying the look of blank + amazement which spread over the Admiral’s face as he dropped back into his + chair gasping and mopping his brow. + </p> + <p> + “This is the end of everything. I wish I had never lived to see the day!” + The old sailor sat like a man who had seen a vision so appalling that it + robbed him of his reason. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0013" id="link2HCH0013"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIII. — “THE KING IS DEAD; LONG LIVE THE KING!” + </h2> + <p> + The King, of all the company, seemed to be the only one who had remained + perfectly cool. He was like a man who realizing the gravity of the + situation yet had nerved himself to meet it. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” he said, as if speaking to one of his own naval officers, + “you will please show the last two pictures again, and for the benefit of + Admiral Brown you might give us some further details in regard to the + ship’s equipment and armament. May I also ask you where these pictures + were taken?” + </p> + <p> + “On the flat plains in the centre of the island of Newfoundland,” Edestone + informed him, “between the White Bear River and the east branch of the + Salmon, and from fifty to seventy-five miles from the seacoast on the + south. If Your Majesty will look into the middle distance when the second + picture is again thrown on the screen you will see some small, dark + objects; these are one of those immense herds of caribou, which happen to + be moving south over this vast barren at the time of year that these + pictures were taken—that is, in October.” + </p> + <p> + He observed that the face of the King took on an expression blended partly + of astonishment and partly of resentment when he mentioned the name of one + of the Colonial possessions of the Empire, and hastened to add: + </p> + <p> + “You will find, Sire, if you inquire of the Governor of that Province that + I was there with the full knowledge and consent of Your Majesty’s + Government to carry on certain scientific experiments. I selected this + deserted spot, so far removed from all human habitation, because there I + should not be disturbed. Until I showed these pictures here today no one + outside of my own men knew the nature of these experiments. The guns were + loaded with nothing more harmful than several hundred pounds of black + powder to produce the display of force which you have just seen. I will + admit,” he granted with a smile, “that if the newspapers had got word of + what was going on there they might have made some excitement; I can assure + you, however, that no act of mine could be construed even by our most + susceptible and timid State Department as a violation of neutrality.” + </p> + <p> + “But where is your ship now?” asked the King, while the rest of the + company held their breath, awaiting the answer. + </p> + <p> + “That, Your Majesty, for reasons of state, I regret I cannot at this time + tell you, but you have my word and that of our Secretary that wherever she + may be, her mission is one of peace.” + </p> + <p> + “Peace!” snorted Admiral Brown. “With a six-foot armour-belt and + sixteen-inch guns! It is a ship of war, Your Majesty. We have the right to + demand whether or not it is now on or over British soil, and if it is, to + make such representations to the United States Government as will cause + her to withdraw it at once and apologize for having violated the dignity + of Great Britain.” + </p> + <p> + “And if they should refuse, Sir William,” asked the King, with a weary + smile, “would you undertake to drive it off? + </p> + <p> + “No, Admiral,” he continued, “up to this time we have no official + knowledge of this airship’s existence. Until we have, we will take Mr. + Edestone’s assurance that his own and his country’s intentions to us are + friendly.” + </p> + <p> + A wave of hot indignation had swept over the entire assembly, and it was + with some difficulty that the King was able to restore order. + </p> + <p> + “Please continue with your pictures, Mr. Edestone,” he said in a tone of + authority. + </p> + <p> + The lights again went out, the machine in the cabinet began to turn, and + as the dramatic scene was re-enacted before them his audience sat in + perfect silence while Edestone, as though he were recounting the simplest + and most ordinary facts, gave out the following information: + </p> + <p> + “This ship has a length over all of 907 feet. Its beam is 90 feet. Its + greatest circular dimension is described with a radius of 48 feet. She + would weigh, loaded with ammunition, fuel, provisions, and crew, if + brought in contact with the earth, 40,000 tons. Her weight as she travels, + after making allowance for the air displacement is generally kept at about + 3000 tons, which automatically adjusts itself to the density of the + surrounding atmosphere, but can be reduced to nothing at pleasure. Its + full speed has never been reached. This is simply a matter of oil + consumption; I have had her up to 180 miles. Her steaming radius is about + 50,000 miles, depending upon the speed. She carries twelve 16-inch guns, + twenty-two 6-inch guns, sixteen 4-inch anti-aircraft guns, eight + 3-pounders, four rapid-fire guns, six aerial torpedo tubes, and six bomb + droppers, which can simultaneously discharge tons of explosives. She has a + complement of 1400 officers and men. She required three years and eight + months to build at a cost of $10,000,000. In action her entire ship’s + company is protected by at least six feet of steel, and there is no gun + known that can pierce her protection around the vital parts. As you have + seen, she can approach to within a few feet of the surface and remain + perfectly stationary in that position as long as she is not brought in + electrical contact with the earth.” + </p> + <p> + The machine in the cabinet had stopped. As the lights were again turned + on, Edestone, glancing in the direction of the gallery and seeing that + there was no one there, bowed merely to the company before him. “I thank + Your Majesty, Lords, and Gentlemen for your very kind attention,” he said. + He then stood quietly, waiting respectfully for the King to speak. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” said the King as he rose, “you have certainly given us a + most instructive afternoon, and you must be exhausted after your efforts.” + He turned to Colonel Stewart, “Please insist upon Mr. Edestone taking some + refreshments before he leaves Buckingham Palace.” + </p> + <p> + He grasped the inventor firmly by the hand. “Good-bye, Mr. Edestone. I + shall probably not see you again,” and bowing to the rest of the company + he left the room deep in conversation with Sir Egbert Graves. + </p> + <p> + Edestone immediately became the centre of attraction. + </p> + <p> + “The King is dead; long live the King!” expresses the eagerness with which + man adapts himself to a new order of things. The older men were stunned + and seemed unable to throw off the gloom that had settled upon them. They + bowed to the inevitable fall of the old and its replacement by the new. + They were not buoyed up by the elasticity and confidence of youth; they + seemed to realize that their race was run and that it were better that + they step aside and give to younger men the task of solving a new problem + in a new way. They sat perfectly still with dejected faces that seemed to + see only dissolution. + </p> + <p> + The younger men were quicker to recover, and as they felt the old + foundations crumbling under their feet, saw visions of a new and greater + edifice. They gloried in the development of the age as they did in their + own strength to keep abreast of it, and rushed to meet progress, to join + it, and to become one with it. They did not stop to think what the future + might have in store for them, but seemed to be intoxicated by its + possibilities. + </p> + <p> + Crowding around Edestone they probed him with questions which he answered + with the greatest patience and in the most modest, quiet, and dignified + manner. When asked a question almost childish in its simplicity, he + appeared to acknowledge the compliment in the assumption that he knew the + answer, and gave it with the same precision as one which called for the + most complicated mathematical calculation and reference to the most + intricate formulae of the laws of mechanics and physics. He was rescued + and borne away by Colonel Stewart who announced that, acting under His + Majesty’s order, he was obliged to give him some refreshments, whether he + wanted them or not, and if he did not come at once to his quarters and + have a drink he would be forced to order out the Guards. Drawing him aside + the Colonel whispered, “I must see you alone before you leave the Palace.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone turned and slowly left the room, bowing to each of the separate + groups. + </p> + <p> + “Now,” said Colonel Stewart, “come to my quarters first, as I have + something rather confidential to tell you. You can come back and join the + others afterward, if you care to.” + </p> + <p> + When they were comfortably seated in the Colonel’s private apartments, and + had provided themselves with drinks and cigars, the equerry leaned toward + his charge a trifle impressively. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” he said, “you do not look like a chap who would lose his + nerve if he suddenly found himself in a position that was more or less + dangerous. Indeed I rather gather that you are like one of your + distinguished Admirals—ready at all times for a fight or a frolic.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone smiled. + </p> + <p> + “The facts are, Mr. Edestone, that you are in a pretty ticklish position, + and had not Mr. Underhill notified Scotland Yard when he did, I do not + know what might have happened. These German spies who have been following + you all day are well known to them, and when our men picked you up, which + was when you left the Admiralty and were talking to the taxi-chauffeur, + they were convinced that you were in real danger. Then when you were + directed to the German restaurant and afterward left it in the taxicab + with this man Smith they had your cab followed, at the same time notifying + Mr. Underhill, and covering your hotel.” + </p> + <p> + “This is most interesting,” said Edestone; “but if the business of these + men is known why are they not arrested?” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” said Colonel Stewart, “we Englishmen are not credited with + any sense by our friends the enemy, and relying upon our supposed + stupidity their work, which they take so much pride in, is by no means as + secret as they suppose it to be. There have been in London thousands of + what the Germans term ‘fixed posts.’ These are men who have established + places of business and have lived in the community from ten to fifteen + years. They receive a salary from the German Government running from two + pounds to four pounds a month and all incurred expenses. The ‘fixed post’ + men report to men higher up, who, in turn, report to the Diplomatic + Service. Under them, too, are all of the patriotic emigrants from Germany, + who act as spies without being conscious of the fact that they are doing + so. These receive no pay for bringing in the bits of scandal or other + information which is all carefully noted and kept on file in Berlin under + a system of card indexes. + </p> + <p> + “That man Munchinger who keeps the restaurant where you lunched, and the + barber Hottenroth at your hotel, are both of them ‘fixed post’ men. This + American architect was new and had not been quite placed as yet. The + chauffeur also seems to be one of them, although he is entirely unknown to + Scotland Yard. + </p> + <p> + “When you discharged your first taxi and took another, Smith and the + chauffeur spy followed you until they were frightened off by seeing my + carriage with the royal livery in front of your hotel. They drove off then + with such a rush that the chauffeur must have lost control of his car, for + it plunged into the Thames with Smith inside it, and before he could be + reached and rescued he was drowned. The chauffeur was either drowned or + ran away, as nothing has been seen of him since.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone rose, his face stern as he learned the news of Smith’s fate. + “Colonel Stewart,” he declared sharply, “that poor devil was murdered.” + And to support his accusation he told briefly of Smith’s confession and + behaviour in the cab. + </p> + <p> + The Colonel bowed. “I shall see that these facts are turned over to the + authorities,” he said, “but at present I am more concerned in regard to + you. These men are fanatics, you must understand, whose faith teaches them + to do anything that is for the benefit of the Fatherland. We know most of + them. We do not arrest them because they are more useful to us as they + are. As soon as one is arrested he is immediately replaced by another, and + it takes some little time before we can pick up the new one. We have + received reports to the effect that a small army of them have been around + Buckingham Palace all afternoon, as well as at your hotel; so it is + evident that Smith’s story was no fancy and that these men are after you + in desperate earnest. Would you mind telling me, Mr. Edestone, what are + your plans for the future?” + </p> + <p> + “Not at all. My movements are extremely simple. I shall return to my + hotel, where I expect to remain until I retire. A friend of mine, an + American, Mr. Rebener, whom I have known for a great many years, will dine + with me there this evening.” + </p> + <p> + “An old friend of yours you say?” The Colonel’s eyes narrowed slightly. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” replied Edestone. “I have known him for fifteen years.” For reasons + of his own he had made it a point not to include Rebener’s name among + those mentioned by Smith in his confession, nor did he refer to it now. + </p> + <p> + Colonel Stewart hesitated a moment. “Of course, Mr. Edestone,” he said + finally, “you Americans are neutrals and are at liberty to select your + friends where you please, but my advice to you would be not to take London + as the place to entertain people with German names. You will probably + understand that we cannot take any chances.” + </p> + <p> + “I have known Mr. Rebener,” repeated Edestone, “for years. He is one of + our most prominent men, and I am confident that he would not lend himself + to any of these Middle-Age methods.” + </p> + <p> + “You can never tell,” said Colonel Stewart darkly. “Germany holds out to + the faithful the promise of great rewards at the end of this war, which + she has convinced them cannot fail to end successfully for her.” + </p> + <p> + “No,” the American insisted stubbornly. “Mr. Rebener might readily sell to + Germany a few million dollars’ worth of munitions of war, and likewise + tell his friend, Count Bernstoff, anything that he might hear. I will even + go so far as to say that he might make an especial effort to pick up bits + of gossip here in London; and he will almost certainly endeavour to use + his influence with me in favour of Germany. But that he would take part in + a plot to kill, kidnap, or rob me is incredible.” + </p> + <p> + “I see you are determined to have your own way, Mr. Edestone,” the Colonel + smiled, “so I come now to the most difficult part of my mission. What do + you propose to do with that instrument which you now carry so carelessly + in your coat pocket? You can readily understand that it is not safe in + your hotel, or, in fact, at hardly any other place in London outside of + the vaults of the Bank of England. We are put in the delicate position of + having to protect it without having the privilege of asking that it be put + in our charge.” + </p> + <p> + “I appreciate all that you say and have considered destroying it, but have + now come to the conclusion to keep it always with me, for, after all that + you tell me, I think that I am in pretty safe hands in London.” + </p> + <p> + “But think, my dear fellow,” cried the Colonel jumping up, “what might + happen if this thing falls into the hands of the Germans! To prevent that + it would be my duty to shoot you on the spot.” + </p> + <p> + “Good work! Right-o!” laughed Edestone. “You have my permission to shoot + whenever it goes to the Germans. Don’t worry. They’ll not murder and rob + me in the middle of dear old London with all your fellows about, and I do + not expect to leave the hotel tonight.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0014" id="link2HCH0014"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIV. — THE ROYAL TEA-TABLE + </h2> + <p> + As Edestone and Colonel Stewart were leaving the Palace, they were met by + the young Prince of the Blood, who seemed bent upon renewing his + acquaintance with his American friend. + </p> + <p> + “I say, Edestone,” he greeted him, “you really must not leave before + giving me an opportunity of presenting you to some of the ladies of the + Court. You are the lion of the day and they are anxious to meet you. My + sister, Princess Billy, is almost in tears and hysterical. She insisted + upon seeing your pictures because she said that you were an old friend of + hers she had met on the steamer coming over from America.” + </p> + <p> + Accepting, Edestone smiled as he thought of the undignified manner of + their meeting, and was taken in charge by the young man. + </p> + <p> + Colonel Stewart made his excuses when the invitation was extended to him, + saying: “Mr. Edestone, I shall wait for you in the Guards’ Room,” and, + turning to the young man, he added: “I deliver him into your hands, and I + hold you responsible for his valuable person which must be delivered to me + there.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone was then taken in charge by the young Prince, who proudly bore + him off to deliver him into the hands of the ladies. He was rather bored + with the idea, and would have preferred to have gone directly to his + hotel, as he had had an eventful day and he did not feel in the humour for + the small talk of the tea-table. + </p> + <p> + He was taken into one of the smaller rooms where several ladies and young + officers in khaki were just finishing their tea. The atmosphere of the + room was offensively heavy with the strong odour of iodoform. His pity was + aroused when he suddenly realized that almost every man in the room bore + the unmistakable mark of service in the trenches. It was the first time + that he had been brought violently into contact with the far-reaching and + horrible devastation of this cruel war. One pitiful figure, a young man of + about twenty-two who sat apart from the rest, so affected him that he + scarcely recovered himself in time to acknowledge the great kindness of + the Duchess of Windthorst, who was receiving him in the most gracious + manner. This boy was totally blind. Edestone was filled with admiration + for these descendants of the Norman conquerors, who in their gallantry and + patriotism responded so quickly to the call of their country, while the + miserable swine whose homes and families were being protected by these + noble men were instigating strikes and riots under the leadership of a + band of traitors who hid their cowardice behind labour organizations, or + attempted to mislead the disgusted world by windy speeches on the subject + of humanitarism into which position they were not followed by the very + women that they were giving as their excuse for their treasonable acts. + </p> + <p> + The Duchess presented him to Princess Wilhelmina and the others. In the + soft and rich voice of the Englishwoman of culture and refinement, which + always charmed him, she said: + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone, my daughter tells me that you came over on the <i>Ivernia</i> + with us.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, mamma!” interrupted the Princess, with a frown and nervous little + laugh. “I said that Mrs. Brown said that she thought that Mr. Edestone was + on board.” + </p> + <p> + The Duchess acknowledged this correction, and with the cool effrontery + that only a woman can carry off to her entire satisfaction, she then + pretended that this was the first time that she had ever laid eyes on him, + when as a matter of fact she and the Princess had discussed this + remarkable, independent individual, who had so quietly and alone occupied + the large suite adjoining theirs. + </p> + <p> + “Do sit down, Mr. Edestone,” she smiled, “and tell us about your wonderful + electrical gun or ship. I really know so little about electricity that I + could not understand what my daughter has just been telling me.” And then, + as if to save him from the great embarrassment of speaking, which she felt + that he must have in her presence, she hastened to continue: “I am really + so sorry that I did not know you were a fellow-passenger or I should most + certainly have had you presented. I am very fond of you Americans, I find + them most charming and so original, you know.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone bowed. + </p> + <p> + “I really became quite attached to your Mr. Bradley, who was on board. I + think you call him ‘Diamond King John.’ He was most attractive,” and, with + a charming smile, “he showed me his diamond suspender buttons; and he + dances beautifully, my daughter tells me. I understand that Mr. Bradley is + one of your oldest Arizona families—or was it Virginia?—I am + so stupid about the names of your different counties. But I agree with him + that family is not everything, and that clothes make the gentleman. He + tells me that he gets all of his clothes from the same tailor as the Duke. + Do you get your clothes in London, Mr. Edestone?” And then, seeing an + expression on Edestone’s face which indicated to her that he was going to + be bold enough to attempt to enter into the conversation, hastily added: + “No, of course not, you would naturally get yours in New York, where Mr. + Bradley tells me that the finish of the buttonholes is much better on + account of the enormous salaries that you very rich Americans are able to + pay your tailors. No tea, Mr. Edestone? How foolish of me to ask! You + would like to have one of those American drinks; what is it you call them? + Cockplumes? My son could make one for you. Madame La Princesse de Blanc + taught him how to make one.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone smilingly declined. + </p> + <p> + The Duchess, who by this time was beginning to feel that perhaps Mr. + Edestone would not insist upon taking off his coat or squatting Indian + fashion on the floor, continued: + </p> + <p> + “My son tells me that it was at her house in Paris that he had the + pleasure of making your acquaintance.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Duchess,” nodded Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “She is a most delightful little American,” continued the Duchess. “So + bright, natural, unconventional, and original. And she chews tobacco in + the most fascinating manner.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone all this time had been debating in his mind whether this silly + prattle was the result of real ignorance, snobbishness, or kindness of + heart. He gave her the benefit of the doubt, however, and, wishing to show + her that she might put her mind at rest as to his ability to overcome any + embarrassment that he might have had, said with a perfectly solemn face: + </p> + <p> + “You should have asked your friend, Mr. Bradley, to show you his + suspenders themselves, Duchess. They are, I am told, set with rubies, + sapphires, and diamonds, and cost, I understand, $10,000.” + </p> + <p> + “How very odd,” said the Duchess. + </p> + <p> + “And I am sure,” he continued, “that he feels as proud of having danced + with the Princess as she could have been at having been the recipient of + so much attention at the hands of ‘King John,’ who apparently is also a + Prince Charming.” + </p> + <p> + And then ignoring their pretence of having just seen him for the first + time, in a most natural manner Edestone referred to the episodes of the + crossing. + </p> + <p> + Turning to the Princess, who all this time had vainly endeavoured to check + her mother, and changing his manner out of deference for her youth and + inexperience, and assuming a more humble demeanour, he continued: + </p> + <p> + “I sincerely hope, Princess, that I did not hurt you when I was forced to + handle you so roughly, but it was blowing almost a hurricane.” + </p> + <p> + “I forgive you, Mr. Edestone,” she said with a charming smile, “for + hurting my arm; but,” with a little pout, “I don’t think I can forgive you + for hurting my feelings. Why did you not ask Mr. Bradley to present you? + He said that he knew you very well.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I was rather afraid,” laughed Edestone, “to suggest this to him. You + know we do not move in exactly the same set, and I did not wish to give + him an opportunity to snub me. Now that he does speak so familiarly of his + royal friends, I thought that he might consider me a bit presumptuous.” + </p> + <p> + “You don’t mean to say,” snorted the Duchess, “that that creature would + dare to speak of me as a friend?” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Edestone, “I shall do him the justice of saying that I am + quite certain he would not if he did not believe that you were, and did + not think that it was perfectly natural that you should be.” + </p> + <p> + The Princess, who was looking at Edestone with an intense look, of which + however she was absolutely unconscious, broke in impatiently: + </p> + <p> + “Oh, mamma, do stop talking about that dreadful man and ask Mr. Edestone + to tell us something about his wonderful work.” A light came into her eyes + which would have alarmed an American mother had she seen it in the eyes of + her daughter at a mixed summer resort. + </p> + <p> + Edestone was anxious to get away as he took absolutely no interest in this + particular phase of life; yet he did not wish to appear unappreciative of + the great honour that had been conferred upon him by these ladies of such + high rank. However, an opportunity soon presented itself which permitted + him to retire, and he bowed himself out of the room, but not, it must be + admitted, until he had answered a number of questions which the Princess + insisted on putting to him. He did this with perfect deference, yet in + such a businesslike way that she was convinced, should a year elapse + before he next saw her, he would probably not recognize her. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0015" id="link2HCH0015"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XV. — SURROUNDED BY SOLDIERS + </h2> + <p> + As Edestone left the Palace in company with Colonel Stewart, and the two + took their seats in the waiting carriage, he was amused to see a troop of + cavalry, which had been drawn up before the entrance, fall in about them + as an escort. The men were all dressed in khaki, and, judging from their + equipment, they were fixed for business more than a mere guard of honour. + A smart, young officer rode up and, saluting the Colonel, asked: “Where + to, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “To Claridge’s.” The Colonel saluted in return. + </p> + <p> + The carriage started, and the troopers, clattering out of the courtyard, + closed up about it in a fashion which showed that they were going to take + no chances with their valuable charge. + </p> + <p> + Edestone laughed at himself with his high hat and frock-coat as a centre + for all this military panoply. It recalled to him an old-fashioned print + he had seen when a boy, representing Abraham Lincoln at the front. + </p> + <p> + “You don’t mean to tell me that you really consider this necessary?” he + chaffed his companion. + </p> + <p> + Colonel Stewart nodded gravely. “They will make no attempt on your life, + Mr. Edestone,” he added reassuringly, “except as a last resort; but they + are determined to have your secret. They prefer to get it with your + co-operation and assent. If not, they want it anyhow. Finally, they stand + ready to accomplish its destruction and your own rather than permit + England to obtain it.” + </p> + <p> + Arriving at the hotel, the soldiers were drawn up in line while he entered + the door. To his surprise, moreover, the Colonel and two of the + cavalry-men accompanied him to the door of his apartment. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” said the Royal Equerry, “I am sorry, but my orders are to + place a sentry at your door. You are not of course to consider yourself in + any sense a prisoner, but an honoured guest whose safety is of paramount + importance. Should you at any time wish to leave your apartment, notify + Captain Bright by telephone at the hotel office where he will be + stationed, and he will act as your escort. My advice, however, is that you + remain in the hotel.” Giving a military salute, he retired, leaving the + two soldiers posted in the corridor. + </p> + <p> + A moment later, Edestone was summoned to the door to find that the + sentries had halted Black and Stanton whom he had directed to report to + him immediately on his return to the hotel. + </p> + <p> + A word from him proved sufficient to secure the admission of his + moving-picture experts; nevertheless, the three gazed at one another + uneasily as they stood within the room. + </p> + <p> + “What is it, Mr. Edestone?” Black’s eyes rounded up. “They haven’t placed + you under arrest, have they?” + </p> + <p> + Edestone shook his head. “Apparently not. At least they tell me I am under + no restraint, and, as they might say to a little boy about to be spanked, + that this is all for my own good. Whether or not this is merely a polite + subterfuge, and they intend to postpone my departure from London from time + to time in a way that can give no offence to our Government, yet would + spoil all my plans, I am still uncertain.” + </p> + <p> + “By Jove, it might be worth while trying to find out,” flared up Stanton, + bristling at the very suggestion of an indignity to his adored chief. “If + they’ve got anything of that kind up their sleeves, we could soon show + them that——” + </p> + <p> + “No.” Edestone spoke up a trifle sharply. “I have decided to let the + situation develop itself.” + </p> + <p> + His manner indicated that he wished the subject dropped; but, after he had + given the two men the orders for which he had summoned them, and dismissed + them, he fell into a rather perturbed reverie. + </p> + <p> + After all, might it not be well, as Stanton had urged, to assure himself + in regard to John Bull’s honourable intentions? His mind reverted to an + expedient which he had already considered and cast aside. It was to + communicate with the American Ambassador, get his passports, and start for + Paris at once. Then, if he were halted, the purpose of the British + Government would be made plain and its hypocrisy exposed. + </p> + <p> + But, to tell the truth, he rather shrank from such a revelation. Suppose + he forced their hand in this way, and they should retaliate, either by + attempting to detain him in England, or insisting upon his return to his + own country? Was he prepared to——? + </p> + <p> + As Underhill had said, blood is thicker than water; and there were in his + nature many ties that bound him to the mother-country. + </p> + <p> + No, he concluded; if there was cause to worry, he would meet the emergency + when it arose. Anyhow, he was not of the worrying kind. He threw himself + down upon the sofa, since even for him it had been a rather strenuous day, + and soon was fast asleep. + </p> + <p> + He was awakened by James. “It is 7:30, sir, and you are dining at 8 + o’clock.” Then with a perfectly stolid face: “I beg pardon, sir, what + clothes will you take to the Tower, sir? The hall porter says, sir, that + with all these soldiers around, they are certainly going to stand you up + before a firing squad. And Hottenroth, the barber, says as how every + American that comes to London is more or less a German spy. But he is a + kind of a foreigner himself, sir. A Welshman, he says he is, and he talks + in a very funny way.” + </p> + <p> + “No, they are not going to stand me up before a firing squad,” Edestone + halted this flood of intelligence, as he sprang up from the sofa; “but I + shall turn myself into one, and fire the whole lot of you, if you don’t + stop talking so much. Now hurry up, and get me dressed. I don’t want to + keep Mr. Rebener waiting.” + </p> + <p> + Yet even with James’s adept assistance, he found the time scant for the + careful toilet upon which he always insisted; and it was almost on the + stroke of the hour when at last he was ready. + </p> + <p> + Snatching his hat and cane from James, he started hurriedly out of the + door, but found himself abruptly challenged by the sentry just outside + whose presence he had for the moment completely forgotten. + </p> + <p> + “Excuse me, sir,” the soldier saluted, “but my orders are to notify + Captain Bright, if you wish to leave your rooms.” + </p> + <p> + He blew a whistle, summoning a comrade who suddenly appeared from nowhere. + </p> + <p> + “Notify Captain Bright,” he directed; then, in response to Edestone’s + good-humoured but slightly sarcastic protests: “I’m sorry, sir, but those + are my orders.” + </p> + <p> + “Has England declared war on the United States?” said Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know, sir,” the sentry grinned. “We seem to be taking on all + comers.” Then standing at attention, he waited until the soldier, who had + returned from telephoning, came forward to announce that the Captain + presented his apologies and would be right up. + </p> + <p> + A moment later Captain Bright himself came panting down the corridor. He + expressed profound regret that any inconvenience should have been caused, + but explained, as Colonel Stewart had already done, that he was held + personally responsible for Edestone’s safety, and had instructions to + accompany him wherever he might go. + </p> + <p> + “Very well, Captain; I bow to the inevitable. May I trouble you to conduct + me to the dining-room?” And he strolled toward the lift at the side of the + tall cavalryman. + </p> + <p> + But in the office they encountered Rebener himself writing a note on the + back of his card. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, there you are, Jack?” he hailed Edestone. “I was just sending you a + note asking you if you wouldn’t come and dine with me at the Britz instead + of here. It is too damn stupid here. Not that it’s very bright anywhere in + London at present, but at least there’s a little bit more life at the + Britz.” + </p> + <p> + “Who is stopping here anyhow? Royalty?” he interrupted himself. “There are + soldiers all over the place.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes; I am the recipient of that little attention,” laughed the young + American. “Let me introduce Captain Bright here, who is acting as my + especial chaperon.” + </p> + <p> + “What? You surely haven’t run afoul of the War Department?” Rebener rolled + his eyes. “That sounds more like our friends, the barbarians, than + Englishmen. But, say, you are joking of course; you’re not really in + trouble? Seriously is there anything you want me to do for you? I have + quite a little pull over at the War Offices, you know.” + </p> + <p> + “No, thank you; I am leaving for Paris tomorrow.” He looked straight into + Rebener’s eyes, without giving the slightest hint in his expression of the + disclosure which had been made to him by the unfortunate Smith. “It is + simply that Captain Bright thinks there are some people who might do + something to me. I don’t know exactly what it is, but he insists on + preventing them anyhow; so there you are. How about it, Captain? Am I + permitted to dine with Mr. Rebener at the Britz? I think the Britz is a + perfectly safe place for two American business men.” + </p> + <p> + “As you please, Mr. Edestone.” The Captain drew himself up. “My orders are + to escort you, though, wherever you go.” He raised his hand toward a + sergeant who was standing just inside the door. + </p> + <p> + “What! You are not going to take all the ‘Tommies’ along too?” + expostulated Rebener. “Oh, I say; you come along yourself, Captain, and + dine with us, but leave the men behind. I will see that Edestone doesn’t + come to any grief.” + </p> + <p> + “Sorry.” The officer’s tone ended any further argument. “I shall keep my + men as much out of sight as possible; but it will be necessary for them to + accompany us.” + </p> + <p> + “You see.” Edestone smiled somewhat ruefully. “I can’t even go out to buy + a paper, without turning it into a sort of Fourth of July parade.” + </p> + <p> + On going to the door they found that one of the royal carriages was + waiting for them, and after the two men were seated, and the Captain had + given the directions to the coachman, they dashed off in the midst of a + cavalcade. + </p> + <p> + “By the way,” Rebener vouchsafed as they drove along, “I have taken the + liberty of inviting Lord Denton and Mr. Karlbeck, two friends of mine, to + dine with us tonight, and as Lord Denton is in mourning, he has asked that + I have dinner in my apartment. I hope that is all right?” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly,” assented Edestone. “Lord Denton, you say? I don’t think I + have ever met him, have I? And isn’t he just a little supersensitive to + raise a scruple of that sort? It seems to me that practically everybody + over here is in mourning. Fact is, I don’t feel like going to a ball + myself.” His face saddened, as he thought of the many good fellows he had + met on former visits to London who now lay underneath the sod of Northern + France and Belgium. + </p> + <p> + But by this time they were at the Britz and the proprietor was bowing them + inside, apparently so accustomed to receiving men of distinction with + military escort that he did not even notice the lines of trim cavalrymen + which drew themselves up on either side of his entrance. + </p> + <p> + “Will you gentlemen dine in the public restaurant?” asked Captain Bright, + stepping up to Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “No,” Rebener took it upon himself to answer. “We are going to have a + little <i>partie carrée</i> in my apartment.” + </p> + <p> + “In that case,” said the Captain, “I regret that I shall have to station + men on that floor.” + </p> + <p> + Rebener frowned as if he were about to voice a protest, but at that moment + the proprietor called him over to consult with him in regard to the menu. + </p> + <p> + For a moment or two they discussed it calmly enough; then as the + proprietor began to gesticulate and wax vehement, Rebener spoke over his + shoulder to his guest. + </p> + <p> + “Excuse me, Jack,” he said, “but M. Bombiadi insists that I hold a council + of war with him over the selection of the wines. He declines to accept the + responsibility with such a distinguished personage as you seem to have + become.” Then lowering his voice, he added with a wink: “He is evidently + impressed with that military escort of yours, for all that he pretended + not to notice it. I won’t be away a minute.” + </p> + <p> + He was hurried by the proprietor through the office and into one of the + small duplex apartments on the main floor. Passing through the pantry and + dining-room of the apartment out into the little private hall with its + street door on Piccadilly, and up a short flight of marble steps with an + iron railing, he was ushered into a handsomely furnished little parlour. + </p> + <p> + There, standing in front of the mantelpiece was a man who did not look + like an Englishman, but more like a German Jew. He was perfectly bald and + had a black beard which was rather long and trimmed to a point. His nose + was unmistakable, and taken with his thick, red lips showed pretty well + what he was and whence he came. Talking to him very earnestly was another + man, who was much smaller, and who was also German to the finger-tips. + </p> + <p> + Pausing on the threshold, M. Bombiadi with the servile and cringing tone + always assumed by those frock-coated criminals, European hotel + proprietors, asked humbly: “May we come in, Your Royal Highness?” + </p> + <p> + But Rebener, with the air of a man who was not accustomed to, or else + declined to consider, such formalities, unhesitatingly brushed the + proprietor aside, and walked up to the two men. + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry to be late,” he said in a thoroughly businesslike manner, “but + Bombiadi here has doubtless explained the reason for it.” Then, as if he + purposely refused to acknowledge the high rank of either of the two men by + waiting for them to speak, he said brusquely, even with a slight touch of + contempt: “Bombiadi tells me that you want to speak with me, before we + meet at the table.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Mr. Rebener,” said the smaller man, bowing with exaggerated + ceremony. “If it is not asking too much of you, I am sure that His Royal + Highness will appreciate your kindness.” + </p> + <p> + The silky smoothness of his manner seemed to disgust Rebener. + </p> + <p> + “Now, look here, Karlbeck, don’t try to get friendly with me,” he drew + back as the other attempted to lay a hand upon his arm. “I am not in love + with this business, anyhow. I am German, and I am proud of the Fatherland, + as she stands with her back against the wall, fighting the entire + civilized world—and some of the barbaric;—but you two fellows + are Englishmen, and——” + </p> + <p> + “Pardon me, Mr. Rebener,” the man with the beard broke in angrily. “You + seem to forget to whom you are speaking.” + </p> + <p> + “No, that is just the trouble,” cried Rebener with a loud laugh. “I can’t + seem to forget it. And if Your Royal Highness insists upon keeping on your + crown, you had better let Mr. Edestone and myself dine alone.” + </p> + <p> + “Please, Mr. Rebener. Please not so loud,” cautioned the proprietor, pale + with terror. “One never knows who may be listening.” + </p> + <p> + “I have a word for you too.” Rebener turned, and shook a threatening + finger in his face. “If I find that you cut-throats have murdered Schmidt, + I will turn you over to the London police, and let you be hanged as common + murderers without having any of the glory of dying for your country. I + distinctly told you, that I would not stand for that sort of thing. He was + a miserable creature, but he was an American, and we Americans, even if we + have got German blood, are not traitors to the country of our adoption.” + And he looked with a sneer at the two Englishmen. “Now, if any of you are + planning to indulge in any of your pretty little tricks with Mr. Edestone + tonight, I give you fair warning. I will call Captain Bright in, and turn + the whole lot of you over to him. I think he would be rather surprised to + find His Royal Highness in such company.” + </p> + <p> + The man with the beard was literally white with rage. The thick veins + swelled along his neck, and his lower lip was trembling. But he controlled + himself with an effort, and endeavoured to speak calmly. + </p> + <p> + “Now, now, Mr. Rebener,” he said, “you are unnecessarily excited, and I + therefore overlook your disrespect toward me. There is no intention + whatever of doing any violence to Mr. Edestone. We hope merely to prevail + on him to talk.” + </p> + <p> + “What good will his talking do?” cried the smaller man before his + associate could silence him. “We know all that he said today at Buckingham + Palace. What we want is his instrument, and if we’re not going after that, + what use is this dinner, I would like to know?” + </p> + <p> + “I can’t tell you,” rejoined Rebener, “unless His Royal Highness would be + willing to show his hand, and try to persuade Edestone to take our view of + the matter.” + </p> + <p> + A sharp retort trembled on the lips of the Jewish-looking man, but just + then he caught sight of Bombiadi out of the corner of his eyes + gesticulating and making signs to him from behind Rebener’s back. + </p> + <p> + “I suppose that is the only chance left us,” he pretended to consider. “We + can try it at any rate. I suppose, too, we had better come to your + apartment immediately. Remember, though, we are to remain incognito until + I give the word. In the meantime, we are simply ‘Lord Denton’ and ‘Mr. + Karlbeck.’” + </p> + <p> + On that agreement, Rebener left; but the proprietor, after following him + far enough to make sure that he was out of earshot, returned to the little + parlour where the other men waited. + </p> + <p> + “We will have to leave him out of our calculations,” he shook his head. + “He is not heart and soul in the cause as is your Royal Highness. However, + it can be managed without Rebener. + </p> + <p> + “Hottenroth has telephoned me that he thinks Edestone has the instrument + on his person, but cannot make sure, as his rooms at Claridge’s are too + closely guarded to permit of a search. We must go upon the assumption that + he has it with him, however, and get it away from him. That plan of Your + Royal Highness’s will work perfectly, I am sure. I will call Edestone to + the telephone while you are at dinner, and since the rest of you will all + remain at the table, how can Rebener suspect either of you gentlemen any + more than he would suspect himself. + </p> + <p> + “Now, I will return in a few minutes, and take you up to Mr. Rebener’s + apartment. No one knows of your presence in the house so far, I can assure + you, and the servants on that floor may be thoroughly depended upon.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0016" id="link2HCH0016"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVI. — A DINNER AT THE BRITZ + </h2> + <p> + When Rebener got back to the entrance hall he found Edestone standing + talking with an American newspaper correspondent, and as he came up heard + the inventor say: “Well you can say that if I sell my discovery to anyone + it will be to the United States, and that rather than sell to any other + nation I would hand it over to my own country as a free gift.” + </p> + <p> + “Here, here,” Rebener joined in laughingly as he came up, “don’t you offer + to give away anything. Just because your father left you comfortably well + off is no reason that you shouldn’t sell things if people want to buy. + Sell and sell while you’ve got the market, and sell to the highest bidder. + Look at me, I am selling to both sides; that is my way of stopping this + war.” He turned to the young newspaper man. “Is there anything new, + Ralph?” + </p> + <p> + “Nothing, Mr. Rebener, except that there is a story out in New York that + Mr. Edestone here has been sent over to act as a sort of unofficial + go-between to bring England and Germany to terms; but he denies this. Then + there is another story that he is trying to sell this new invention of his + to England and that the German agents are trying to get it away from him + before he does. You’ve just heard what he has to say on that subject, so I + seem to have landed on a ‘Flivver’ all around. + </p> + <p> + “Say, Mr. Edestone, you’ll give me the dope on this lay-out won’t you, + before the other boys get to it?” he wheedled. “We all know that something + is going on, and she’s going to be a big story when she breaks, and it + would be the making of me with the ‘old man’ if I could put it over first. + </p> + <p> + “I saw you, sir, this afternoon coming home from the Palace,” he chuckled, + “and the President, going out to the first ball game of the season, + surrounded by the Washington Blues, to toss the pill into the diamond, + certainly had nothing on you.” + </p> + <p> + “You’ve struck it,” said Edestone, with a good-humoured laugh at himself. + “I have been trying all day to think what I looked like, and that’s it.” + </p> + <p> + Rebener laid his hand upon his arm. “Well, Jack,” he said, “hadn’t we + better be getting up to my place? I don’t want to keep the other gentlemen + waiting, and these Europeans have an awful habit of coming at the hour + they are invited, and do not, as we do in America, in imitation of the + ‘Snark,’ ‘dine on the following day.’ + </p> + <p> + “Good-night, Ralph,” he waved his hand to the correspondent. “Drop around + tomorrow; I may have something for you.” + </p> + <p> + Then as they were going up in the elevator he confided to Edestone: “I am + not so crazy about these two chaps that are coming to dinner tonight, but + you know most of the good sort are at the front, or, if they happen to be + in London, are too busy to waste their time on us Americans. Do you know, + Jack, there is at this time quite a bit of feeling against us in England? + Exactly what it is they resent it is hard to say. I certainly do not + understand how they can expect us to take any part in this war with our + population composed of people from every one of the countries that are + engaged.” + </p> + <p> + They had scarcely had time to take off their coats when Lord Denton and + Mr. Karlbeck came in through the private entrance. Edestone was + introduced, and after the two Americans had had their cocktails, both + Englishmen having declined to indulge in this distinctly American custom, + the four sat down to dinner. Rebener put “Lord Denton” on his right, + Edestone on his left, while “Mr. Karlbeck” took the only remaining seat. + The conversation was general, and Edestone found that both the Englishmen + were evidently making an effort to be agreeable. + </p> + <p> + “You are quite like an Englishman,” said “Lord Denton” addressing him. “I + have known so few really nice Americans that I must say it is a most + delightful surprise. When I was told that you were a great American + inventor, I was prepared to see a fellow with the back of his neck shaved, + who, while chewing gum, would seize my lapel and hold on to it while he + insisted on explaining how I could save time and money by using his + electrical self-starting dishwasher or some such beastly machine. When I + visited New York two years ago, a committee had me in charge for three + days. Their one idea seemed to be to force large cigars and mixed drinks + on me at all hours of the day and night. One of these charming gentlemen, + a particularly objectionable fellow, although he seemed to be very rich, + was covered with diamonds and wore the most ridiculous evening clothes + topped off with a yachting cap fronted with the insignia of some rowing + club of which he had been admiral. He always referred to his + one-thousand-ton yacht as his ‘little canoe,’ and took delight in telling + exactly what it cost him by the hour to run, invariably adding that this + amount did not include his own food, wines, liquors, and cigars. ‘We + always charge that up to profit-and-loss account,’ he would say with a + roar of laughter, in which he was joined by a group of his satellites.” + </p> + <p> + “I’ll bet I can call the turn, eh, Jack?” Rebener glanced across the table + to Edestone, with a twinkle in his eye. “Didn’t the chap also tell you + with great seriousness, ‘Lord Denton,’ that he had pulled off more good + deals in his ‘little canoe’ than in all the hotel corridors put together?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I sincerely hope it’s the same,” said ‘Lord Denton’. “You can’t + have two such creatures in your country?” + </p> + <p> + “Was that the chap, ‘Denton,’” broke in “Karlbeck,” “who said to you, the + day that he slapped you on the back, that he was not so strong for making + all this fuss over Princes and things, as in his opinion it wasn’t + democratic?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that was when I was on board his yacht, but he said I was all right + and he didn’t mind spending money on me. ‘This is my pleasure today,’ he + said, ‘although the Boss did say he wanted you treated right, and his word + goes both ways with me. See!’” + </p> + <p> + “Tell them about your experience with the New York newspaper men,” + suggested “Karlbeck.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, that was very amusing! The whole committee would stand around and + laugh while the ‘boys,’ as they called them, had a chance, which consisted + in my being asked the most impertinent questions by a lot of objectionable + little bounders whom they constantly referred to as ‘the greatest + institution of our glorious country,’ at times allowing also that the + country was ‘God’s own.’ + </p> + <p> + “When I objected, some of your most powerful men would say: ‘You had + better tell the reporters something or they’ll get sore on you and print a + lot of lies about your women-folk.’ + </p> + <p> + “The particularly offensive gentleman of whom I have spoken, after telling + me what he thought of the British aristocracy, which was not always + flattering, though I seemed to be exempt, said as he bade me good-bye: ‘By + the way, don’t forget that my wife and two daughters will be stopping in + London next spring.’” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” inquired Edestone with a faint smile, “you did forget that his + wife and two daughters were stopping in London in the spring, I am quite + sure, and sure that he is convinced you got the best of it.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I say, Mr. Edestone, that was a nasty one! You really would not have + expected me to introduce that fellow at my clubs, would you?” “No,” said + Edestone, toying with something on the table to hide the smile that played + across his lips. “No, no, not at all. The Lord Mayor of London would have + satisfied him.” + </p> + <p> + He would have dropped the subject there, but pressed by the other man he + continued rather seriously: “Since you ask me, ‘Lord Denton,’ I do think + that you should not have accepted that man’s hospitality unless you were + prepared to return it to a certain extent.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, what would you have expected His Royal Highness to do—I mean + ‘Lord Denton?’” “Karlbeck” corrected himself hastily. Edestone set his + glass down, and looked at the man for a moment. When he finally spoke it + was with a touch of asperity. With a sarcastic smile he said: + </p> + <p> + “The quiet way in which you Europeans accept everything from us and return + nothing, is being resented, not by the lower classes for they read in our + papers how the King shook hands with Jack Johnson; not by the <i>nouveaux + riches</i>, for they are perfectly satisfied with the notoriety they get + at the hands of your broken-down aristocracy who spend their money,—no + not by these classes, but by our ladies and gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + “Then why do you entertain our Princes so lavishly?” sneered “Karlbeck.” + </p> + <p> + “It is our sense of humour, which allows us to be imposed upon. That sense + of humour is often mistaken for hysterical hospitality by the + distinguished stranger. We—and when I say we I mean people of + breeding which does not include the vulgarian who knows nothing and may be + the son of your father’s ninth gardener—we know that the more + ridiculous we appear to you, the better you like it. Not to appear + ridiculous offends you, as it arouses a feeling of rivalry to which you + object, but with your lack of that same sense of humour, this you deny.” + </p> + <p> + Again he would have willingly dropped the subject, but “Lord Denton” once + more insisted upon keeping up the discussion. + </p> + <p> + “You must remember,” said he, “Prince Henry’s visit to America. You don’t + mean to tell me the Americans were not complimented and pleased at a visit + from a Royal Prince?” + </p> + <p> + Edestone laughed. “You mean when Prince Henry of Prussia came over to + bridge the chasm which had formed between the German and American nations + over the Manila episode, by the interchange of courtesies between the two + ruling families, the Hohenzollerns and the Roosevelts? + </p> + <p> + “I was surprised that the Kaiser was so poorly informed as not to know our + attitude toward him and his Divine Right and mailed fist. Why, everybody + laughed except the Kaiser and the President—they were the only ones + who were fooled: the Kaiser, because he could not help himself, it was in + his blood; and Roosevelt, because he was at that time in a most septic + condition and was suffering from auto-intoxication at the hands of that + particular form of microbe.” + </p> + <p> + “Edestone entertained Prince Henry himself at his Little Place in the + Country,” said Rebener, who saw that “Lord Denton” was losing his temper. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I did,” said Edestone. “Not that I thought he would enjoy it, but + somebody—and now when I come to think of it, you were the man, + Rebener—insisted that he would like to visit my machine shops. And + he did seem to enjoy seeing them very much, and Admiral Tirpitz and his + staff took all kinds of notes while asking all kinds of questions.” The + reminiscence seemed to make the three other men a trifle uncomfortable. + </p> + <p> + “Oh! what difference does it make after all?” said Rebener. “Let’s get + down to business. + </p> + <p> + “Now, Edestone,” he turned to the inventor, “you know me, and I’m not much + for beating about the bush. When I want something, my motto is, ‘Go to + it.’ My object in inviting you here to meet these gentlemen tonight was to + see if we can’t get together. As I understand the situation, Jack, you + have something that you think is pretty good. You have lots of money, and + you don’t want to sell it. You don’t have to, but you want to get England + to use it, and if she won’t, you will try Germany. Now is not that just + about the size of it?” + </p> + <p> + “To a certain extent, yes,” replied Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “Then why in the name of common sense don’t you let ‘Lord Denton’ and me + have it and we will guarantee to have it used where it will do the most + good. He has more pull with the Government than any man in England. I + think you know pretty well now who he is,” he added with a wink. “If it is + the war you want stopped, he is the best man outside of the King or + Kaiser.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, yes, Mr. Rebener,” said Edestone, “I do know who ‘Lord Denton’ is + and had the pleasure of seeing him this afternoon at Buckingham Palace, + but I thought perhaps he would prefer that I should preserve his incognito + and, following the example of his most charming Duchess, permitted myself + to forget. I shall be most happy to——” + </p> + <p> + He halted and turned as a waiter stepped up behind his chair to interrupt + him. + </p> + <p> + “I beg pardon, sir, but the Marquis of Lindenberry wishes to speak to you + on the telephone. + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry, sir, but you will have to go to the booth in the room behind + the stairs. Mr. Rebener’s telephone is out of order.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you mean, ‘my telephone is out of order’?” Rebener glanced up + sharply. “I used it not twenty minutes ago.” And going into the adjoining + room he tried to speak to the floor switchboard. + </p> + <p> + “The fellow’s right,” he admitted on returning to the table. “You’ll have + to use the booth, Jack. Waiter, show Mr. Edestone where to go.” + </p> + <p> + “This way, sir,” said the waiter, and he conducted Edestone down the long + corridor, passing one of Captain Bright’s cavalrymen at almost every turn. + Just around the foot of the stairs the waiter showed him a door. + </p> + <p> + “There it is, sir,” he pointed. + </p> + <p> + Edestone went in and found himself in a room that was almost dark. It was + lighted only by a shaded electric bulb used by the man at the switchboard, + who sat facing the door but hidden from anyone entering by the high + instrument in front of him. Edestone walked over to him, finding him + almost obscured by the huge green shade pulled down over his eyes, and + seemingly very much occupied with both incoming and outgoing calls. + </p> + <p> + “Is there a call for Mr. Edestone?” he asked. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir,” said the man without looking up from his plugs. “The second + booth from this end, No. 2.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, turning, saw in the dim light a row of booths against the wall + over beyond the door. It was quite dark in that corner, but he could see + that the door of the second booth was open. He went inside, muttering as + he did so, “I think they might give a fellow a little more light.” + </p> + <p> + As he sat down and took up the receiver, he put out his hand to stop the + door from slowly closing, apparently by itself. It was one of those + double-walled, sound-proof, stuffy boxes, and he did not want the door + shut tight, so he put out his foot to hold it open. But he was just a + moment too late. The door shut with a little bang, and when he tried to + open it again, he found that it seemed to have jammed. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0017" id="link2HCH0017"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVII. — THE VOICE IN THE TELEPHONE + </h2> + <p> + Edestone waited. He thought he heard, or rather he felt, a vibration as if + someone were moving in the next booth. He tried the door again, but found + that it held fast. + </p> + <p> + He was about to signal the switchboard operator and tell him to come and + open up the booth, when an, “Are you there, Mr. Edestone?” came to him + from across the wire, and caused him for the moment to forget the + refractory door. + </p> + <p> + “Hello!” he answered. “Yes; I am Mr. Edestone. Who is this?” + </p> + <p> + The voice, instead of replying directly, spoke as if to another person + with an aside. “Mr. Edestone is on the wire.” + </p> + <p> + A moment, and then a second voice spoke. “Are you there, Mr. Edestone?” + </p> + <p> + It was not the voice of his friend, and he answered a trifle impatiently: + “Yes. Who are you? Are you speaking for the Marquis of Lindenberry?” + </p> + <p> + “No, I am not,” came the reply. “And I must apologize for having used his + name.” + </p> + <p> + The voice bore the unmistakable intonation of an English gentleman. + </p> + <p> + “I am the Count Kurtz von Hemelstein. I regret that circumstances compel + me to force myself upon you in this caddish manner. But my duty as a + soldier in the service of His Majesty, the Emperor of Germany, demands it. + I shall not delay you long, however, if you will only do what I ask.” + </p> + <p> + There was a moment’s pause. Involuntarily Edestone drew back slightly from + the instrument. + </p> + <p> + “Count Kurtz von Hemelstein, did you say?” He spoke with a touch of + sternness. “I do not think that I have ever had the pleasure of meeting + you, sir. I did meet a Count Heinrich von Hemelstein last summer.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes; that was my brother. He has often spoken of you, Mr. Edestone. If I + am not mistaken, you were rivals for the attention of a pretty, young + matron with a good-natured husband?” + </p> + <p> + “Not rivals, Count von Hemelstein.” Edestone laughed, but under the laugh + he was doing some rapid thinking. “Your brother was the favoured one, and + when the war broke out, and he had to leave for the front, the lady was + almost inconsolable. + </p> + <p> + “But, Count von Hemelstein,” he continued, “what can I do for you? We + Americans, you know, do not always insist upon a formal introduction. As + we say, ‘Any friend of a friend of mine.’” + </p> + <p> + “Also, you are wrong on one point,” said the Count, with a little chuckle. + “I have had the pleasure of meeting you. It was a trifle informal, I must + admit, but you were just as charming as you are now, and I think I am + indebted to you to the amount of several shillings. In the end, you did + leave me rather abruptly, and seemed offended at something I had done; but + I trust you have recovered from that by this time.” Edestone could hear + him laughing heartily. + </p> + <p> + “You have met me?” repeated Edestone, completely mystified. “When and + where?” + </p> + <p> + “Today; in London. Indeed, I am in London now.” + </p> + <p> + “In London, Count von Hemelstein?” Involuntarily Edestone lowered his + voice. “But I say, isn’t that taking a bit of a chance for a German + officer? Where are you speaking from now, may I ask?” + </p> + <p> + The Count was laughing so, that just at first he could not answer; but + after a moment he managed to control his amusement. + </p> + <p> + “I am in the next booth to you,” he said. + </p> + <p> + When he spoke again, his tone had lost all trace of levity and become hard + and direct like that of a man charged with a distasteful duty, yet with + which he was determined not to let his feelings interfere. + </p> + <p> + “In regard to our meeting today,” he said; “I was in disguise. In short, I + was the taxi-driver whom you gave the slip this afternoon by the aid of + that cur, Schmidt. And now, Mr. Edestone, you must realize what it is I + want.” In a more conciliatory tone, he added: “I can see no reason, + however, why we should not settle this matter as between gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + “Please be more explicit,” returned Edestone, quietly. + </p> + <p> + “In brief, then, I am authorized by my Government to meet, and even double + or quadruple any offer for your invention made by the English Government. + I will take your word of honour. All that you have to do is to say now, on + your word as a gentleman, that you will sell it to my Government, and you + can return to your friends. My Government will then communicate with you, + and close with you at your own price.” + </p> + <p> + “And if I decline the proposition?” said Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “Then I fear I shall be compelled to use force; and much as I may regret + to do so, I will tell you that I am prepared to stop at nothing. + </p> + <p> + “You are now,” he went on, “locked in that solid oak booth, with its + strong double doors, perfectly sound-proof. The operator at the + switchboard is my man. He can by pulling a wire uncork a bottle which is + concealed in your booth and asphyxiate you in one half minute.” + </p> + <p> + But if he had expected the American to show any trepidation as a result of + his threats, he soon found out his mistake. Edestone’s reply was as + insouciant as if he had been merely commenting on the weather. + </p> + <p> + “Really, this is quite interesting, Count von Hemelstein,” he said. “I + might almost call you a man after my own heart. That bottle trick is so + simple and yet effective that I, as an inventor, cannot help but + compliment you. I am wondering just what chemical you have employed. There + are of course a dozen or more that would answer your purpose; but as their + action varies greatly in the effect upon the victim, I am naturally + curious.” + </p> + <p> + “Does that mean that you are about to decline my offer?” demanded the + Count sharply. “Have a care, Mr. Edestone. I am not merely trying to + frighten you, as you may suppose. The facts are just as I have stated + them, and I shall not hesitate to——” + </p> + <p> + “Assuredly, my dear Count,” Edestone broke in. “I have never doubted that + for a moment. Nor am I going to refuse your proposition—that is, not + definitely. Instead, I have been so pleased by the charming manner in + which you have presented this little matter that I desire to submit a + counter-proposition. Only, I must beg you to urge your modest friend with + the weak eyes out there at the switchboard to be a little careful with + that wire. Judging from the atmosphere in this booth, his bottle has been + leaking for some time.” + </p> + <p> + “Come, come, Mr. Edestone.” The Count’s voice rose nervously, showing the + strain under which he was labouring. “I have already told you that this is + no joke. If it is your game to play for time, in the hope that some one + may come to release you, or that you may discover the manner in which the + bottle is secreted, you are going to be disappointed. I must do my work + quickly. If I do not have your answer at once, I will give the signal and + take your instrument away from you by force.” + </p> + <p> + “It is not time I want, but air.” Edestone gave a little gasp. “You + yourself have spent more time than I, with your kind explanations as to + how I may avoid what would be to me a most distressing accident. However, + since celerity is what you want, I hasten to say that I have not my + instrument, nor indeed any instrument with me.” + </p> + <p> + “Not with you?” snapped the Prussian angrily. “Where is it, then?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! That is my counter-proposition. Count von Hemelstein, if I promise to + tell you, on my word of honour, where you may find this instrument of mine + that contains the entire secret of my invention—and it is near at + hand where, if you are a brave man, you can easily get it,—if I do + this, will you, on your side, give me your word as a gentleman, that you + will immediately open this booth? + </p> + <p> + “I may add,” he went on, as von Hemelstein seemed to hesitate, “that this + is my last and only proposition, and you can take that or nothing. I will + die here in this box before I will sell my invention to any European + Government; but you may have it as a free gift, Count, if you have the + nerve to go after it. There is a challenge to your boasted Prussian + valour! Are you a sport, Count von Hemelstein, or are you not?” + </p> + <p> + Von Hemelstein wavered no longer. From what Edestone told him, he argued + that the inventor must have left his instrument with some of his + subordinates, probably Black and Stanton, and relied upon them to protect + it; and it stung him to think that the American should believe a German + officer would falter at such odds—a couple of electricians, mere + Yankee artisans. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” he growled hoarsely. “I accept your terms. It is a bargain.” + </p> + <p> + “On your honour?” + </p> + <p> + “On my word of honour as a Prussian officer and a gentleman.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, then, hurry up and open this door. It is getting stifling in here; + and, besides, Rebener will be growing anxious about me.” + </p> + <p> + “But, first, your information. Where is the instrument?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, the instrument?” It was now Edestone’s turn to laugh. “Why, that is + lying on the floor under the table in Mr. Rebener’s dining-room. I dropped + it there, when I came out to answer your telephone call, and I also gave + instructions to the sentries on guard at the door of the apartment to + shoot any one who attempted to pass in or out during my absence. You are + doubtless a brave man, but I do not think you are prepared to tackle a + whole company of British cavalry. + </p> + <p> + “And now,” he concluded, “I have kept to my bargain. Will you kindly open + the door?” + </p> + <p> + A muttered German imprecation, like a snarl of baffled chagrin, was his + only answer. But a moment later the door to his booth swung open, and he + was free. + </p> + <p> + As he stepped out, he found the lights in the room turned on, and the man + at the switchboard gone. He also noticed that the door to the adjoining + booth was shaking, as if someone had just jerked it open and had passed + out hurriedly, and, as he came out into the corridor, he thought he + glimpsed the figure of a man hastily disappearing down the staircase. So + far as any other evidence went, except for his wilted collar and heaving + lungs, the whole experience might have been a dream. + </p> + <p> + He returned quietly to the dinner table, and stooping over, as if to pick + up his napkin, recovered the instrument and slipped it into his trousers + pocket. + </p> + <p> + “Lord Denton” and “Karlbeck” kept staring at him with puzzled, almost + incredulous faces. + </p> + <p> + “Did you find your friend on the wire?” finally ventured “Lord Denton,” + leaning across the table toward him. + </p> + <p> + “No; it was another gentleman speaking for him,” smiled Edestone, “a mere + visitor to England like myself. I took the liberty of asking him to join + us, but he declined. He is, I fancy, leaving the country very shortly—probably + going to Berlin.” + </p> + <p> + A little gasp from behind him caused him to turn in his seat. It came from + the hotel proprietor who, entering the room by the rear door, stood rooted + in amazement at the sight of Edestone, his jaw dropping, his eyes as big + as saucers. + </p> + <p> + Edestone regarded him a moment; then turned to his host. + </p> + <p> + “What silly-looking waiters you have in this hotel, Rebener,” he said. + “That fellow yonder doesn’t appear to have brains enough to be even a + German spy.” + </p> + <p> + The real waiter, overhearing this compliment to his employer, clapped his + hand over his mouth and dived for the pantry, just managing to get through + the swinging door before he exploded. + </p> + <p> + The self-satisfied Bombiadi also overheard, and although he endeavoured to + appear unconscious, a dull red flush crept up over his cheeks, and after + shifting for a moment from one foot to the other, he left the room. + </p> + <p> + “Lord Denton” and “Karlbeck” exchanged glances out of the corners of their + eyes; and Rebener, although he made out to grin at the speech, shifted a + little uneasily in his chair. + </p> + <p> + But Edestone, who, under his quiet exterior, possessed a rather + mischievous spirit, was not yet through with them. + </p> + <p> + “As I was saying when I was called to the telephone,” he leaned across the + table toward the <i>incognito</i> Royal Duke, “the desire of Your Royal + Highness—pardon me, I mean, of ‘Lord Denton’—is of course to + see England victorious in this contest; but that may mean years of + fighting and an appalling loss of men and money. Such true patriots as + yourself and ‘Mr. Karlbeck’ must see that it would be far better to end + the war now, provided that a lasting peace can be ensured, and that I + think I can guarantee with my discovery. I should be delighted, therefore, + to co-operate with you gentlemen to that end, and if you would advocate + the proposition that England allow me to go to Berlin with something to + show that she is willing to enter into <i>pour parlers</i>, I shall bring + pressure to bear on Germany to make some liberal answer.” + </p> + <p> + “Lord Denton,” however, seemed no longer interested in the matter, and was + unable to concentrate his attention; while “Mr. Karlbeck” made no attempt + to hide the fact that he was disgusted gusted with the evening, and wished + to see it end as soon as possible. + </p> + <p> + Rebener, seeing his dinner a failure, although not quite understanding the + cause, like many a nervous host compelled to face a tableful of + distinguished guests who do not hesitate to show that they are bored, did + the silliest thing possible under the circumstances, and drank more than + he should. + </p> + <p> + Presently he began to talk in such unrestrained fashion that “Mr. + Karlbeck” looked as if he would faint with apprehension, while His Royal + Highness sought by every possible means to divert Edestone’s attention + from the broad hints and imprudent revelations that were thrown out. + </p> + <p> + They were still engaged at this, when suddenly the door was thrown open, + and some one announced in a loud voice, “The King’s Messenger!” + </p> + <p> + “Karlbeck” and “Lord Denton” sprang to their feet, their faces ashy pale, + as they stood grasping the backs of their chairs. When, a moment later, + Colonel Stewart, the Equerry, appeared on the threshold, they both + crumpled up, and dropped into their chairs, fit subjects for the + starch-pot. + </p> + <p> + The Colonel stared at them in undisguised surprise, a slow frown gathering + between his eyes. + </p> + <p> + “Your Royal Highness did not mention to me this afternoon that he was + dining with Mr. Edestone tonight,” he drew himself up stiffly. And it was + in his mind that, on the contrary, His Royal Highness had inveighed + against the American inventor as a fraud and a fakir, and had loudly urged + that no attention be paid to him or his claims. + </p> + <p> + Neither did Colonel Stewart forget that certain ugly whispers had been in + circulation regarding the loyalty of these two high-born Englishmen with + the Teutonic names. What did it mean, then, when he found them here in the + apartment of a man practically known as a German agent, and in conference + with the possessor of the secret which Germany was seeking so eagerly to + obtain? + </p> + <p> + Whatever his suspicions, though, he said nothing further at the time, but + turned to Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry to disturb you, Mr. Edestone, but His Majesty, the King, has + ordered that certain messages be delivered to you without delay, and I + should appreciate it, if you would give me a few minutes of your time.” + </p> + <p> + Then, when Edestone, after requesting Rebener’s permission, had withdrawn + with him into the salon, he explained that the King had instructed Sir + Egbert Graves to call the following morning at nine o’clock and to state + the decision of the Government in answer to the inventor’s proposition. + </p> + <p> + “Will that hour be convenient to you?” asked the Colonel. + </p> + <p> + “Perfectly,” Edestone assented. Then on an impulse, he added: “I do not + leave for the Continent until eleven.” + </p> + <p> + The Equerry extended his hand. “In that case, I shall probably not see you + again. Good-bye, Mr. Edestone; I trust you will have a pleasant journey + and good luck when you reach Berlin.” + </p> + <p> + It was evident that he was not to be detained. He was in no sense a + prisoner, but free to go or stay as he chose. With a smile of + gratification, he responded to Colonel Stewart’s parting salute, and + returned to the dining-room. + </p> + <p> + There he found the two discomfited members of the nobility just taking + their leave; while Rebener, his earlier ill-humour put aside, was playing + the rather too strenuous host, and with his flushed face and over-loud + manner urging them to stay and “have another.” Wouldn’t they try one of + his wonderful cigars? Just one pony of his marvellous brandy? + </p> + <p> + But His Royal Highness, pale as death, was bent on getting away, and + turned a deaf ear to all these hospitable suggestions; and although “Mr. + Karlbeck” did consent to gulp down a large glass of Rebener’s very fine + brandy, he immediately hurried off in the wake of his royal associate. + </p> + <p> + Edestone left almost immediately, and his “guard of honour,” to which he + was getting quite accustomed by this time, having been duly assembled, he + was escorted back to the hotel and a sleepy-eyed James. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0018" id="link2HCH0018"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVIII. — IN THE HANDS OF THE GERMANS + </h2> + <p> + The next morning Sir Egbert Graves called. He touched first upon the + occurrences of the evening before at Rebener’s dinner, and Edestone was + surprised to learn how fully the Government was informed concerning all + that had transpired. + </p> + <p> + “His Majesty begs that you will, if possible, forget the whole distasteful + episode,” Sir Egbert said, with a stern face, and a flash of contempt in + his eye. “His Royal Highness has been relieved of his commission and is in + retirement, and the Duchess of Windthorst together with Princess + Wilhelmina is leaving to join the Princess Adolph, in Berlin. By these + means, and of course with your silence, upon which he counts, His Majesty + hopes to keep England in ignorance of the fact that such rottenness exists + in his immediate household.” + </p> + <p> + “And so that pretty young girl who crossed with me on the <i>Ivernia</i> + is in the mire too,” thought Edestone; for it seemed to him that the + King’s order of exile against the Duchess and herself could mean nothing + else. Yet somehow his feeling of disdain and aversion for the traitor did + not extend to the feminine members of the family. For them he had only + sorrow and sympathy. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile, Sir Egbert, as if glad to be rid of so disagreeable a subject, + had taken up the direct purpose of his call. + </p> + <p> + He said that, whereas the King was unwilling to offer any terms of + settlement that Germany in her present mood would be apt to consider, His + Majesty thought that after she understood the position of the United + States, and after her spies had reported the nature of Edestone’s + reception in London, and especially after the inventor should have had an + interview with the Emperor, the Berlin Government might suggest something + which could serve as a basis upon which to open negotiations. In such a + case, His Majesty was of the opinion that Edestone, if he were willing to + undertake the delicate task, would be the most suitable person to act as a + go-between. + </p> + <p> + The Foreign Minister made it plain that England could promise nothing at + that time; but that he had her friendly interest upon his mission, and + that she would listen in the most conciliatory spirit to any proposition + he might bring back. + </p> + <p> + He brought letters to the President of France, General French, General + Joffre, and others, which would guarantee Edestone’s safety up to the + German line; but suggested that it would be well not to show the French + too much, since they were such a volatile nation that they might readily + decide to retire from the field and allow the United States and England to + settle the matter. On account of the long and sincere friendship which had + existed between the French people and those of the United States, France + might feel that she could depend upon the United States to recover her + lost territory, together with Alsace and Lorraine, and that was all she + wanted. + </p> + <p> + In leaving, Sir Egbert, upon behalf of the King, insisted on placing a + torpedo boat at Edestone’s disposal. Then, with the assurance that + anything he might have to communicate to the British Government would be + given most careful consideration, the Foreign Minister bowed himself out. + </p> + <p> + Edestone could not but compare this interview with the one he had held + with Lord Rockstone—the opening gun of his campaign. Verily, + twenty-four hours had made a vast change in the attitude of the British + Cabinet. + </p> + <p> + His journey to Paris was uneventful except for one incident. + </p> + <p> + In the middle of the Channel, as he leaned against the rail, gazing back + toward the white cliffs of Dover, he drew the Deionizer from his pocket + and quietly dropped it overboard. With scarcely a splash the little + instrument, for which the warring nations were willing to barter millions + and commit almost any crime, disappeared beneath the waves. + </p> + <p> + He did not, however, intend giving any further demonstration until his + arrival in Berlin, and there he thought he might have a larger and better + one; while, in the meantime, and especially since his encounter with Count + von Hemelstein had shown him how far the Germans were prepared to go, he + did not feel like taking any unnecessary chances. + </p> + <p> + At Calais, he was received by the representative of the President and + other high officials, and when they had seen some of his photographs, and + had heard an outline of his plans, they readily followed the lead of + England in accrediting him as a sort of unofficial peacemaker. Indeed, the + Frenchmen looked upon Edestone as someone almost superhuman—a being + who had come to establish on earth the dream of their philosophers, + “Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité”—and they gloried in the good fortune + of their sister Republic in having produced and sent to their rescue such + a son. + </p> + <p> + When he left for Berlin, he was conducted to the Swiss frontier like a + conquering hero, and, with prayers that he would be careful while in the + land of the Huns, was turned over to the Swiss Government. The latter also + accorded him every consideration and courtesy; but when he finally left + their outposts behind and arrived on German soil, he found a different + story. + </p> + <p> + Here, he was immediately taken in charge by the frontier military + authorities, and practically held a prisoner for three days under the + excuse that instructions in regard to him had to be asked for from Berlin. + </p> + <p> + He was incensed at the petty annoyances to which he was subjected by his + jailer, a fat old German martinet. + </p> + <p> + Under one pretext or another he and his men were constantly being + interrogated, and his baggage, which they insisted upon opening, was + thoroughly and repeatedly searched. + </p> + <p> + When they discovered among other things something that suggested a + miniature wireless plant, they would not let him or any of his men out of + their sight. His letters were so strong, however, that they would not dare + to do anything with him without instructions. + </p> + <p> + He let it be known that he had absolutely nothing hidden on his person by + taking off all of his clothes and going to bed, and would apparently sleep + while watching the spies go through them. They seemed to enjoy this little + game so much that he would sometimes play it once or twice a day, varying + it by taking a bath or having James give him massage. + </p> + <p> + They never seemed to suspect that he was playing with them, but would + stand around and pounce down on his clothes, each time searching them + thoroughly as if they had discovered something entirely new, when they had + just turned the same things inside out within an hour. + </p> + <p> + While waiting here, too, he came to learn how intensely bitter was the + feeling against Americans among Germans of all classes. They regarded + themselves as superior beings, he found, and when they first noted his + splendid physique, would not believe but that he must have German blood in + his veins. When he convinced them, however, that he was of pure + Anglo-Saxon stock, Virginia bred—a thorough-paced “Yankee,” as they + called it—even the peasants treated him as the dirt beneath their + feet. + </p> + <p> + But at last word came from the German General Staff. He was “sealed, + stamped, and marked, ‘not to be opened until after delivery in Berlin.’” + He was shown greater consideration now; but it was a consideration which + rather unpleasantly reminded him of that shown by the keeper to a + condemned prisoner in presenting him with his new clothes in which to be + executed. + </p> + <p> + He and his men and all his belongings—the latter carefully listed in + triplicate—were put into a private car, and locked in, like a rich + American with the smallpox whom they were sending out of the country; + while, to add to his comfort, he was told that Count von Hemelstein was to + act as his escort. + </p> + <p> + As they started on the journey, Edestone had an opportunity of seeing in + his true character for the first time the man whom he had so cleverly + outwitted in the telephone booth, and he found it hard work to identify + the smart cavalry officer as the grimy London taxi-driver of a few days + before. + </p> + <p> + The Count was a big, splendid-looking fellow, who rather affected an + American manner in order to hide the fact that he had been educated both + at school and college in England. Without his uniform, he would have been + taken anywhere for an Englishman, blond, blue-eyed giant that he was, with + as beautiful a moustache and as winning a smile as was ever given to the + hero of a love story. He wore the uniform of a Colonel of Uhlans, which + well set off his handsome figure. In fact, he was as noble-looking an + Uhlan as ever, either before or after marriage, broke the heart of a rich + brewer’s daughter. + </p> + <p> + “Delighted to meet you again, Mr. Edestone,” he grasped the American’s + hand, with a hearty laugh. “Ever since our last encounter, I have been + wanting the opportunity of asking how you knew that I would keep my word + and release you, when you divulged to me the whereabouts of your + instrument there in the telephone booth? Didn’t you realize that, by + ‘putting you out,’ and then having the switchboard man raise an alarm, I + could in the resultant confusion, easily have secured the instrument?” + </p> + <p> + “But I also realized that I was dealing with a soldier, not a burglar; and + I took a chance,” said Edestone with a smile. + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said the Colonel, “now that you are safe in Germany what + difference does it make? We mean to keep you here.” + </p> + <p> + “The United States might have something to say to that,” suggested + Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “The United States? Bah! One more country to fight; what difference would + it make to Germany, especially one that could make so little showing? You + have no army. Your navy could do no more than England is already doing. We + are at present cut off from your supplies as much as if we were at war + with you. Finally, the German-Americans would put the brakes on you, now + that another Presidential election is approaching. + </p> + <p> + “No, Mr. Edestone,” he shook his head triumphantly; “you are making a bad + mistake, if you are relying on the protection of the United States, now + that you have stuck your head into the tiger’s mouth.” + </p> + <p> + “Do I understand, Count von Hemelstein, that Germany proposes to hold me a + prisoner? Are you telling me that she would dare do such a thing?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, do not put it so crudely.” The Count raised his hand a trifle + mockingly. “Let us say, rather, that we expect you to become so convinced + of the righteousness of our cause that you will gladly turn over your + instrument and render us any other aid you can toward the crushing of our + enemies.” + </p> + <p> + The smile faded from his lips, and for a moment he, “showed his teeth.” + </p> + <p> + “Take my advice, my friend,” he said sharply. “Don’t try to frighten the + Wilhelmstrasse with your moving pictures and your covert threats of + intervention by the United States as you did at Buckingham Palace. We are + made of sterner stuff here. We know the nature of your invention, and just + what you can accomplish with it; and our gifted men of science are now + hard at work in the effort to duplicate your achievement. + </p> + <p> + “My brother brought back word a year ago,” he disclosed, “that you were + building a super-dreadnought 907 feet long, 90 feet beam, 35 feet draught, + 40,000 tons displacement. We also know that you are now working full blast + night and day at your ‘Little Place in the Country.’ We know about the + tricks you played with that flunkey in your audience with the King. A hint + to us Germans is all that is needed. + </p> + <p> + “We know further,” he went on in a sterner voice, “the sentiments of love + and devotion toward England that you expressed to the English King, and we + know the tenor of the answer that was returned to your proposition. + </p> + <p> + “But do you imagine that you can come here, sir, and dictate terms to our + Emperor, or arrange a peace for us, which would mean anything less than + the absolute humbling of England? Do you think we would run the slightest + risk of letting this invention of yours fall into England’s hands? + </p> + <p> + “Your question was expressed very undiplomatically, Mr. Edestone, for one + who is arrogating to himself the prerogatives of an envoy and ambassador. + Nations in speaking to one another use language that is lighter than + fairy’s thought, and sweeter than a baby’s dream, but more deadly than a + pestilence. But I will answer you on this occasion just as bluntly and + baldly. + </p> + <p> + “We do propose to hold you virtually a prisoner on German soil until such + time as our men of science have completed their labours. If they succeed + in solving the secret of your discovery, we shall be ready to try + conclusions with the United States, and shall deal with you personally as + may seem most advisable, dragging you by force from the very Embassy + itself, if you attempt to take refuge there. If, on the other hand, our + men of science fail, your position will be in no way preferable. We will + simply compel you to disclose your secret to us, and, as I told you once + before, we stop at nothing to gain our ends. Your best plan, therefore, + and I believe I am your sincere friend when I tell you this, is to sell to + my Government at once.” + </p> + <p> + A slightly amused smile flitted over Edestone’s lips from time to time as + he listened; but when he spoke it was quite seriously. + </p> + <p> + “I have no doubt,” he said, “that everything you tell me is absolutely + true. Germany is undoubtedly thorough, whether her thoroughness take the + form of the destruction of Louvain, or of sewing two buttons where only + one is needed on the trousers of her soldiers. But I pity her for not + finding a larger way to gain her ends in the first place, and for her + conceit in thinking that a lot of little thoughts and extra buttons when + added together make a great nation. Germany may know exactly how many gold + and how many amalgam fillings there are in the teeth of the German army, + but she does not know that thousands of men leave Germany and come to the + United States simply because they do not want their teeth counted. Germany + may know what I have done and am doing at my place on the Hudson, but she + does not know that she has so incensed me by her methods of obtaining this + information that it were better for her if she had never known, or you so + boastful as to have told me of it. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” and he spoke almost with the fervour of an inspired prophet; + “Germany may know her alphabet of war from end to end, forward and + backward, but she does not know that she and it are doomed to destruction, + because she thinks that she can drive the intelligent modern world with a + spear, as her forefathers did the wild beasts of the Black Forest.” + </p> + <p> + Von Hemelstein started and laid his hand indignantly to the hilt of his + sword. His instructions to bring Edestone safely to Berlin alone prevented + him from punishing then and there such insult to his country and his + Emperor. + </p> + <p> + “My orders prevent me from killing you!” he said hoarsely, as he + straightened up and, drawing his heels together with a click, turned and + stalked away. + </p> + <p> + He took a seat at the other side of the car, and as if utterly oblivious + that such a creature as Edestone existed, produced and deliberately + adjusted the two parts of a very long and handsome cigarette holder, and + with much straining of his very tight uniform restored the case to the + place provided by law for its concealment on his glittering person. He + then took out his cigarette case, and after selecting a cigarette, he + gently tapped it on the gold cover, glaring all the time quite through and + beyond the unspeakable American. With more absurd contortions the + cigarette case was disposed of, and matches produced. Then, stretching out + his beautiful patent-leather boots, he finally lighted his cigarette. + </p> + <p> + He took a deep inhalation, and blew from the very bottom of his lungs a + thin cloud of smoke in Edestone’s direction, while with much rattling he + unfolded a newspaper, and pretended to read it. + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who was with difficulty keeping a straight face, sat all this + time solemnly watching him with the expression of a schoolgirl looking at + her matinee idol at about the juncture in the last act when that hero puts + on his kingly robes which have been hidden for a hundred years in the moth + closet of his twenty-story apartment house on upper Riverside Drive. + </p> + <p> + When the Count finally peeped cautiously over the top of his paper to see + what effect he was producing, he felt almost tempted to applaud and blow + him a kiss. + </p> + <p> + “Count von Hemelstein,” he said lazily, when finally the Prussian had put + down his paper, and was sitting glaring in front of him, “I was just + thinking what a stunning book-cover you would make for a cheap novel, or + how many thousands of bottles of beer your picture would sell in Hoboken. + Hoboken, you know, is the headquarters of the German-American standing + army, and your second largest naval base. Or you might serve as——” + </p> + <p> + He halted in some anxiety, for it seemed as if the Count were about to + choke to death. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0019" id="link2HCH0019"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIX. — THE GERMAN POINT OF VIEW + </h2> + <p> + They sat this way for some time, Edestone looking thoughtfully out of the + car window and rather disgusted with himself for having lessened his + dignity in the eyes of the other man. + </p> + <p> + He was broad enough to be able to put himself in von Hemelstein’s place. + He knew that by birth, education, and example the man’s attitude to him, + in fact to the rest of the world, was that of a superior being looking + down upon those immeasurably beneath him. For him, a Prussian nobleman, to + be spoken to in this way by one of a lower sphere was bad enough, but when + that one was of the very lowest of spheres, an American, it was acute + pain. He looked upon Edestone as a low comedian rather than as a gentleman + in the hands of a chivalrous enemy, which the officer considered himself + to be. + </p> + <p> + Edestone himself felt no resentment but the sort of pity that he would + feel for one who was born with an hereditary weakness that he could no + more control than the colour of his eyes. He was as sorry as he would have + been, had he been guilty of laughing at the irregularity of another man’s + teeth which were not so perfect as his own. + </p> + <p> + He got up and walked slowly over toward his travelling companion. The + handsome warrior quickly let his hand fall to his loaded automatic as if + he expected to be attacked, but when he saw Edestone standing quietly + before him, and with a rather sad smile on his face, he turned back to his + reading and refused to look up, even after Edestone had begun to speak. + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry, Count von Hemelstein,” said the inventor, “to have offended + you, and I beg that you will accept my most humble apology. We Americans, + I fear, are too much inclined to let our sense of humour run away with + us.” + </p> + <p> + The soldier raised his eyes with a threatening look, not knowing but that + Edestone was still poking fun at him, or else, fearing the consequences of + his rashness, was trying to ingratiate himself with his jailer. But after + that glance at Edestone’s face he felt confident that his apology was + sincere. The Prussian’s pride was too deeply wounded, however, for him to + give in at once. + </p> + <p> + “I am glad, Mr. Edestone,” he replied stiffly, “that you realize that it + is not customary to speak lightly of Germany in the presence of one of her + officers.” + </p> + <p> + “I know,” exclaimed Edestone, “it was extremely bad taste for me to + criticize a civilization so much older than my own, but you will,” he + smiled, “forgive the cowboy I am sure when he tells you he is sorry.” Then + seeing by the expression of the officer’s face that he had won the day: + “Come now, Count von Hemelstein, let’s be friends. I would not have liked + you had you not resented my remarks, and I was a cad to take advantage of + your absolutely defenceless position.” + </p> + <p> + The Count broke out into a hearty laugh, and jumping up took Edestone’s + extended hand. + </p> + <p> + “You Americans,” he vowed, all traces of his ill-feeling gone, “are the + most remarkable chaps. I never saw a cowboy, but if they are anything like + you they must be descended from some branch of the Hohenzollern family.” + </p> + <p> + “No, I cannot claim that distinction,” laughed Edestone; “but I think + perhaps there are many cowboys who if they knew and knowing cared to could + boast of as distinguished a lineage. Did you ever breed dogs, Count? Well, + if you have, you would know that the good points of the champion do not + always appear in the oldest son of the oldest son, but spring up where we + least expect to find them. And so it is I think with men; the good points + are in the blood and will appear long after the man has lost his family + tree. Sometimes they appear in individuals who show so strongly the traits + of the champion that they scorn the existence of musty documents to tell + them who they are.” + </p> + <p> + “Then, Mr. Edestone, you do not believe in our method of keeping our best + blood where it belongs—at the top?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I do most thoroughly approve of some of your methods. They are + perhaps the best that have yet been devised, but you have not yet found + the true method of following the centre of the stream. You sometimes dip + from an eddy, simply because you believe that at some time it might have + been in the middle, and you allow the deep dark red torrent to carry its + saturated solution by you.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, Mr. Edestone,” the Count smiled, “whether you are descended from a + cowboy king or a business baron, you are deuced good company. I am glad + that if I am to be cooped up here for two days it is with you instead of + some conceited English duke, whose English grandfather was a fool and + whose American grandfather was a knave—oh, I beg pardon. I am like + poor little Alice in Wonderland when she was talking with the mouse. I + seem always to insist upon talking about cats.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone laughed. + </p> + <p> + “And now, Mr. Edestone, that you have been such a brick and apologized to + me, I shall have to admit that I was rather rude in what I said to you. I + think that the German Government has every intention of treating you + fairly, and if you will only listen to reason, you will find that they are + as anxious to bring this war to a close as is the United States. I know, + however, that Germany intends to have her fair share of the earth; we are + righting for our national existence, and we will not, and in fact we + cannot afford to, stop at anything. If you really do not intend to sell + your invention to any of the countries of Europe, you can at least use + your influence with the United States to keep out of this muss, and let us + settle our little difficulties in our own way.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone became serious. “My sole object, Count von Hemelstein,” he said, + “is to stop this war and settle these ‘little difficulties,’ as you call + them, without further loss of life. If your Government will allow me to + take back to England some assurance that it is now willing to discuss a + settlement, I know that my Government will keep out of the discussion.” + </p> + <p> + The conversation was interrupted at this point by the stopping of the + train at a station where the Count said he expected to take on the lunch + baskets. With a comfortable lunch between them, and a bottle of wine to + divide, they soon forgot their differences and laughed and joked like old + friends. + </p> + <p> + “It is a great pity, Mr. Edestone,” said the Uhlan, “that you are not a + German. I am sure the Kaiser would like you. He might even make you a + Count, and then you could marry some woman of rank and with all your money + you could be one of the greatest swells in Europe. He might make you an + officer, too, so that you could wear a uniform and carry the decorations + which he would confer upon you. Then when Americans came over to Kiel in + their big yachts, you could tell the Emperor which were the real cowboy + families and which were the Knickerbocker noblemen.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, that is exactly what I was thinking about you, Count von + Hemelstein,” Edestone chuckled. “If you would only come over to America I + would get you a nice position in one of our large department stores, where + your knowledge of German would be of the greatest assistance to you and + soon put you at the top. Your German-Jew boss would invite you to his + palace at Long Branch to dinner some night before a holiday and you would + meet his beautiful daughter. She would take you into the big parlour, + which would be open that night, and say to all her friends: ‘I want you to + shake hands with Count von Hemelstein, who is head salesman in Pa’s M. + & D. Department.’ And she would be corrected by Ma, who would say: + ‘No, dearie, you mean the M. & W. Department.’ + </p> + <p> + “With your military training you would, by this time, have undoubtedly + become a second lieutenant in one of our exclusive National Guard + regiments, and after marrying ‘Dearie,’ you would come over to Germany and + visit me at one of my castles on the Rhine. I would now have gambled away + my entire fortune, and my son, the Baron von Edestone, would marry + ‘Dearie’s’ daughter.” + </p> + <p> + So they passed the time with good-humoured chaffing, carefully avoiding + more serious subjects, and when they reached Berlin they had become fast + friends. + </p> + <p> + But as the train pulled into the German capital the Count leaned forward a + trifle persuasively. “Now, Mr. Edestone,” he said, “we have had a deuced + good time together, and to tell the truth I am sorry to turn you over + because I do not believe these old fellows on the General Staff will + understand you as I do, but don’t be an ass, I beg of you, and stand up + against these wise old chaps. Do what they want you to do—they know + better than you how to handle this complicated European situation. You + will get no thanks for your trouble if you do not, and you may get your + fingers rapped or even pretty severely pinched. My orders are to see you + to some comfortable hotel, any that you may select. I would suggest the + Hotel Adlon as perhaps the most comfortable. + </p> + <p> + “After that I am to take you to call on General von Lichtenstein, who will + hear what you have to say, and if in his judgment you should go higher he + will pass you on.” + </p> + <p> + “I am to see nothing more of you?” asked Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “My duty finishes when General von Lichtenstein takes you up. You will, of + course, be watched and your every movement will be recorded, but that will + not be my duty, nor here in Berlin will you be at all annoyed by it. Now + that you are in Germany, you will be looked upon as a friend and treated + accordingly, unless you are found not to be. I have given you my card, and + I will take great pleasure in introducing you at the clubs or helping you + in any way so long as it is consistent with my duty.” + </p> + <p> + “You are extremely kind, and I appreciate it very much, Count von + Hemelstein.” + </p> + <p> + “Now above all things,” warned the Count, and his tone was very + impressive, “if by any chance you should be ordered to appear before His + Imperial Majesty, please be careful what you say. You have said things to + me in the last two days which, understanding you as I do, I could + overlook, but I would no more think of repeating them while you are in + Germany than I would think of flying. They were not of a nature that would + make it my duty to report them, but they might get you into no end of + trouble. For instance, you would not be so foolish as to intimate that the + Hohenzollern family is not in the middle of the ‘big stream.’” He smiled + in spite of himself. + </p> + <p> + Then as the train rolled into the station he took Edestone’s hand and + said: “<i>Auf wiedersehen</i>, my friend. I must now assume my other role + of your escort of honour. Speak German,” he suggested quickly as the + guards came into the car; “you will be less apt to be annoyed.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone was conducted hastily through the station, where automobiles + waited to whisk him and his entire party off to the hotel. At his request, + the trunks containing all his apparatus were sent to the American Embassy. + He was not as familiar with Berlin as he was with the other capitals of + Europe, but if he had not known that Germany was engaged in a most + desperate war, and millions of her sons were being sacrificed, there was + nothing that he saw as he rushed through the city that would have + suggested it. + </p> + <p> + He was received at the hotel with extreme politeness, but it was the + politeness that was insulting. The proprietor, waiters, and even the + bell-boys treated him with poorly concealed contempt, and though he spoke + to them in perfect German, would always answer in English, as if to show + him that they knew he was of that despised race. + </p> + <p> + Count von Hemelstein left him with the understanding that he would call + for him in the morning and conduct him to General von Lichtenstein. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0020" id="link2HCH0020"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XX. — GENERAL VON LICHTENSTEIN + </h2> + <p> + That afternoon, Edestone took occasion to call at the American Embassy, + where he found that Ambassador Gerard, broken down by the strain of the + first few months of the war, during which he had accomplished such + wonderful work, had been forced to go to Wiesbaden for a rest. + </p> + <p> + The Ambassador had left in charge Mr. William Jones, First Secretary of + Legation, who with his wife was occupying the Embassy and representing the + United States. The doctors had warned the Secretary that the Ambassador’s + condition was such that he must have absolute quiet, and that he should + under no circumstances be troubled or even communicated with in regard to + affairs of state. Jones was, therefore, to all intents and purposes the + Ambassador. + </p> + <p> + This suited Edestone’s plans perfectly, for Jones was only a few years + older than himself and he had known him intimately since boyhood. + </p> + <p> + His friend received him with almost the delight of a man who has been + marooned on a desert island and was pining for the sight of a friendly + face. + </p> + <p> + “Well, well, Jack,” he said, “what foolish thing is this that you are up + to now? We have received the most extraordinary instructions from the + State Department—I gather that the Secretary of State has either + lost his mind or that you have got him under a spell, and then with your + hypnotic power have suggested that he order us to do things which we could + not do in peace times and which are simply out of the question now. Don’t + you people over home understand that these Germans, from the Kaiser to the + lowest peasant, are all in such an exalted state of Anglophobia that they + regard everyone with distrust, and are especially suspicious of us. My + advice to you, as Lawrence would say,”—referring to one of his + under-secretaries, a college mate and intimate friend of Edestone’s,—“is + to ‘can that high-brow stuff’ and come down to earth.” + </p> + <p> + “Now, speaking for myself as your friend, I advise you to go and see + General von Lichtenstein, whom you will find a delightful old gentleman + but as wise as Solomon’s aunt. Talk to him like a sweet little boy, and + then come back to the Legation and stop with us while you see something of + the war. I can take you to within one hundred and fifty miles of the + firing line and show you the crack regiments of Germany looking as happy + and sleek as if they were merely out for one of the yearly manoeuvres. I + would have difficulty, though, in showing you any of the wounded, as they + are very careful to see that we are not offended by any of the horrors + that one reads of in the American papers.” + </p> + <p> + “Berlin is being forced to fiddle, eh, while Germany is burning?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, she suggests the hysterical condition of Paris just before the Reign + of Terror, while I, like Benjamin Franklin, in ‘undertaker’s clothes’ in + the midst of barbaric splendour, wait for the inevitable.” + </p> + <p> + “Is your face, like his, ‘as well known as that of the moon’?” asked + Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but a thing to be insulted, not like his to be painted on the lids + of snuff-boxes, as souvenirs for kings. + </p> + <p> + “Or if that does not amuse you, Mrs. Jones can introduce you to some of + the prettiest girls you ever saw.” + </p> + <p> + “Big, strong, fat, and healthy, I suppose, with red faces looking as if + they had just been washed with soap and water.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, then we might have some golf, and if you will give me half a + stroke, I will play you $5 a hole and $50 on the game. Or if that is too + rich for your blood, I will play you dollar Nassau. In fact, Jack, I will + do anything to get this foolish idea out of your head. These people can’t + see a joke at any time, but to try one now might put you into a very + serious if not dangerous position. Now you go along and see Lawrence, as I + have to look after some American refugees who are waiting in the outer + office. You will dine with us tonight, of course.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence Stuyvesant, to whom the Secretary had referred, appeared at the + door at that moment and beckoned to Edestone. He was one of those + irrepressible Americans, born with an absolute lack of respect for + anything that suggested convention, at home in any company and showing + absolutely no preference. He would be found joking with the stokers in the + engine room when he might be walking with the Admiral on the quarter-deck, + flirting with a deaf old Duchess when he might be supping with the leader + of the ballet. With a sense of humour that would have made his fortune on + the stage, he spoke half-a-dozen languages and a dozen dialects. He could + imitate the Kaiser or give a Yiddish dialect to a Chinaman. Light-hearted + to a fault, he would make a joke at anyone’s expense, preferably his own. + An entertaining chap, but a rolling stone that could roll up hill or skip + lightly over the surface of a placid lake with equal facility. He had + already run through two considerable fortunes, and had been almost + everything from a camel driver to a yacht’s captain. Now he imagined + himself to be a diplomat. + </p> + <p> + “Behold the dreamer cometh,” he said in Yiddish dialect as Edestone + approached, and grasping the inventor by both hands, dragged him into the + other room, and began to ask questions so fast that a Chicago reporter, + had he heard, would have died of sheer mortification. + </p> + <p> + After he had gotten all the information that he could pump, pull, and + squeeze out of Edestone, he shook his head discouragingly. + </p> + <p> + “I am darn glad to see you, old chap,” he said, “but I am sorry to hear + that you have come over to try and reason with this bunch of nuts. Don’t + you know they are so damn conceited that if you were to tell them that + every time you look at a German you see two men, they would believe you; + and then as if they hated to lie to themselves, they would say perhaps it + was an optical illusion. Tell them that God did not create anyone but the + Germans and that he left the rest of the world to the students in his + office, and they will give you a smile of assent.” Edestone smiled + indulgently. “Tell them that when the Kaiser frowns every wheel in the + United States stops and refuses to move until reassured by the German + papers that it is but the frown of an indulgent father and not the thunder + of their future War Lord, and they will give a knowing look. Tell them + that only German is taught in our public schools, and that any child who + does not double-cross himself at the mention of the name of any of the + North German Lloyd steamers is taken out and shot, and they will say, ‘Ach + so?’ + </p> + <p> + “But just you pull something about what a hit Brother Henry made in the + United States, especially with the navy, and what a swell chance he would + have of being elected Admiral when Dewey resigns, then look out! Get under + your umbrella and sit perfectly still until the storm passes. Keep well + down in the trenches and don’t expose anything that you do not want sent + to the cleaners. For when one of these Dutchmen begins to splutter, there + is nothing short of the U-29 that can stand the tidal wave of beer and + sauerkraut which has been lying in wait for some unsuspecting neutral in + their flabby jowls like nuts in a squirrel’s cheek. They back-fire, skip, + short-circuit, and finally blow up, and if you don’t throw on a bucket or + two of flattery quick, you’ve got a duel on your hands, which for an + American in this country means that you get it going and coming.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, knowing Lawrence well, took what he said largely as a joke; but + from his own observations and from what Jones had told him he felt + convinced that there did not exist the kindest feeling for Americans in + Berlin. Brushing all this aside, he turned to Lawrence with a businesslike + air: + </p> + <p> + “Where are the trunks that I sent to the Embassy?” he asked. “Have they + got here yet?” + </p> + <p> + “Down in the basement,” Lawrence nodded. + </p> + <p> + “I’d like to get something out of them.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, why look at me?” inquired Lawrence. “I’m no baggage smasher.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s a pity you’re not,” rejoined Edestone. “You would be better at that + than you are at diplomacy. However, all I want is for you to have someone + show me where they are.” + </p> + <p> + “Fred, show the King of America where his royal impedimenta await his + royal pleasure,” Lawrence directed a young man with the manners of a + Bowery boy, who appeared in answer to his summons. + </p> + <p> + With him Edestone went down to the trunks and took from one of them a + small receiving instrument with a dial attachment similar to the one on + top of the Deionizer, which he had dropped into the Channel. Then after a + few words with his other friends in the Embassy, he went back to the + hotel. + </p> + <p> + The next morning Count von Hemelstein called, and it was quite like + meeting an old friend. Edestone was really sorry when, the Count leaving + him at the door of General Headquarters said: “This is where I turn you + over to my superiors. These are times that try men’s souls, and you are + now dealing with men who must win.” + </p> + <p> + They had arrived on the stroke of the hour, and Edestone was quickly taken + in charge and shown without a moment’s delay into the presence of General + von Lichtenstein. The General was a man whose age was impossible to tell. + He was over sixty, but how much over one found it hard to estimate. He was + erect and rather thin, and he wore his uniform with the care of a much + younger man. The lines about his mouth and chin, which are such a sure + index, were hidden by a full beard, white as snow and rather long. His + high forehead was half covered by a huge shock of hair, also perfectly + white, which was parted neatly on the side. His steel-blue eyes, looking + out through a pair of gold-rimmed spectacles, were bright, but were set so + far back under his heavy brows that they looked very old, very wise, and + almost mysterious. + </p> + <p> + When Edestone was brought into the room without any form of introduction, + the General rose and greeted him in the most kind and fatherly manner. + </p> + <p> + “Good-morning, Mr. Edestone,” he said in English with a marked accent. “I + am very glad to see you,” and, putting out his hand with an air of simple + kindness as if to lead him to a chair, he said: “Won’t you sit down, sir? + </p> + <p> + “You must not mind if I treat you like a boy,” he went on with a gentle + smile; “you are about the age of my own son who was killed at Ypres. I am + too old to fight any more, so they keep me here to entertain distinguished + strangers like yourself,” and he laughed quietly to himself, looking at + Edestone as he might at a little boy whom he had just told that he had on + a very pretty suit of clothes. + </p> + <p> + He picked up from his desk, a box of very large cigars, selected two, and, + after looking very carefully at one to see that it was absolutely perfect, + handed it without a word to Edestone. After he had watched with great + interest to see that Edestone had lighted his cigar properly, he lighted + his own. + </p> + <p> + “I see by the way you smoke that you are a good judge of tobacco. I have + always understood that you Americans like very fresh cigars and smoke them + immediately after they are made. I like them old myself.” + </p> + <p> + “You are thinking of Cuba, perhaps,” suggested Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, that is true,” admitted the old gentleman. “The Americans live in the + United States and you do not allow the other inhabitants of the hemisphere + to the north or to the south of you to use that name. You are perfectly + right; you are—what do you call it?—the boss,” and again he + smiled his gentle smile. + </p> + <p> + “I get all my cigars from England,” he continued. “The English and I have + very similar tastes—in cigars. I have a very old friend, Professor + Weibezhal, who lives in England, and he sends them over to me. I just + received these a few days ago. He is not having a very good time over + there now, he writes me. He can’t get what he wants to eat, and he says he + misses his German beer.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone could scarcely realize that he was sitting in General + Headquarters, the very heart of German militarism, talking to General von + Lichtenstein, the most powerful and astute man in all Europe. But for the + German accent and magnificent uniform it might have been in the Union Club + in New York, and he himself talking to a very nice, rather simple-minded + old gentleman, who was flattered by the attention of a younger man. + </p> + <p> + After the General had inquired about a friend of his who lived in America—he + said he did not know exactly where, not in New York, but some town near + there, Cincinnati or perhaps St. Louis. This struck Edestone as strange + when he thought of the springs on his father’s old place which were marked + on a German map that he had seen, although he himself did not know of + their existence, and he had spent his entire childhood roaming all over + it. + </p> + <p> + Finally, when he had told him one or two stories about an American woman + whom he had been quite fond of when he was a young man, the General said + in a most apologetic manner: + </p> + <p> + “Now I must not keep you. I suppose you would like to go out with some of + the younger officers and see something of this war, now that you are over + here. Or, by the way, it was about some discovery or invention you have + made that you called to see me, was it not? What is this invention, tell + me, and exactly what is it that you want the German Government to do? If + you will explain to me and I can understand, I will be glad to help you in + any way I can. Of course you know that I am a very small part of the + German Empire. I am, however, in a position to bring your wishes to those + who are above me and are all-powerful.” + </p> + <p> + Then, while Edestone explained to him everything in regard to his mission + except the actual construction of the Deionizer, the old General sat + quietly smoking, smiling occasionally and listening with the attention + that a man might show who was being told of an improvement in some machine + in which he had no personal interest but was glad to be enlightened, + although up to that time the matter had been something he had never + thought much about. + </p> + <p> + He would now and then say, “How very interesting!” “Can that be possible?” + “Is that so?” Not even when Edestone described the pictures shown to the + King of England did he manifest any feeling except that of kindly interest + in a most charming young man, who was taking a great deal of trouble to + explain his youthful hopes to a rather slow-thinking old one. + </p> + <p> + He allowed Edestone to talk on, not even interrupting him, to ask a single + question, and when the visitor had finished by expressing the hope that he + might be instrumental in bringing the war to a close, General von + Lichtenstein replied with apparent sincerity: + </p> + <p> + “I really see no reason why you should not. You are a brilliant inventor, + apparently a hard worker, and above all you seem willing to give your + talents to the world for the benefit of your fellow-men. The only thing + that you lack is age and experience. I am not an inventor, I cannot work + hard any more, and I am not known as a philanthropist, but I have age and + I have experience, so I think that you and I might make a good + combination. Leave this to me, and I think I can show you how all that you + wish to accomplish can be accomplished, if not exactly in your way, in a + way which I think you will agree with me is a better way. Whereas I should + not dare to speak for His Imperial Majesty, the Kaiser, I believe I am + perfectly safe in saying that he will see you and inspect your + photographs, drawings, and anything else that you may wish to show him. I + will see him and let you know when and where.” + </p> + <p> + He laid his hand on Edestone’s shoulder and walked with him as far as the + door. + </p> + <p> + “You are a fine young fellow,” he said with a hearty grasp of the hand as + he bade him goodbye, “and all you want is an old head on your broad young + shoulders. Let the old man help you, and everything will be all right.” + </p> + <p> + When Edestone was on the outside and thought over all that the General had + said, he would have been delighted with the turn things had taken had he + not been warned by Jones and did he not recall what Count von Hemelstein + had said. + </p> + <p> + Being so straightforward himself, he could not understand deceit in + others, and when he recalled the almost inspired expression on the kind + old gentleman’s face when he spoke of his son so recently killed in + battle, he could not bring himself to believe that this was the trained + diplomat of iron who covered with that gentle exterior a determination to + crush and kill anything that came between him and the accomplishment of + the great purpose, the great cause to which he had gladly sacrificed his + first-born and the heir to his name and title. + </p> + <p> + It was nearly noon, Greenwich time, now, so Edestone hurried back to his + hotel to receive from “Specs” the daily signal: “Awaiting orders. All is + well.” + </p> + <p> + With the forethought of a good general he wished to be prepared for any + emergency, and when the needle of the receiver, which he had taken from + the trunk at the Embassy, recorded the reassuring message, Edestone + thoroughly satisfied with the work of the morning returned to the Embassy + to keep his appointment with Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0021" id="link2HCH0021"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXI. — HE INSTALLS HIS WIRELESS + </h2> + <p> + Lawrence was on the lookout for him when he arrived at the Embassy, and + conducted him at once to his own private quarters, where they could be + absolutely alone. + </p> + <p> + “Now, Lawrence,” said Edestone, when they had made themselves comfortable, + “I want your assistance. Are you game?” + </p> + <p> + “Well I ask you, you old simp! Did you not initiate me, in my freshman + year, in the Ki Ki Ki, and do you think that I have forgotten the oath + that I took while sitting with my naked back within a foot of a red-hot + stove, my fingers in a bucket of red ink, and you branding me with a lump + of ice?” He went through with some ridiculous gesticulations to prove the + honours that had been bestowed upon him. + </p> + <p> + “I know, old man, but this is no college boy performance. Before you + commit yourself I want you to understand that you are running great + danger. Besides, I don’t think that the Acting Ambassador would exactly + approve, as it might involve the United States. Desperate situations, + though, have to be met sometimes with desperate measures.” + </p> + <p> + “Yours is a noble heart, Lord Reginald Bolingbroke, and the child is safe + in the hands of Jack Hathaway, the Boy Scout. Go on, I listen. Your story + interests me strangely,” said Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + Edestone paid no attention to this, but went on in the same manner: “I can + assure you that, except as a last resort, you will not be called on to do + anything that will be an actual violation of our neutrality, and not even + then until I have obtained the permission of the Secretary of the Embassy. + But from now on, Lawrence, you will be looked upon with great suspicion, + and you may have trouble explaining yourself out of a German prison, if + not from in front of a firing squad.” He eyed the younger man keenly as if + questioning whether or not he could rely upon him, and upon seeing this, + Lawrence altered his light tone and for once spoke soberly. + </p> + <p> + “Jack Edestone, you know perfectly well that you can depend upon me, while + I know that you will not do anything that is not strictly on the level, so + what’s the use of saying anything more. I’m with you. What is it you + want?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, take me up on the roof,” said Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “Say, Bo, is that all?” + </p> + <p> + “Now be quiet, Lawrence; do what you are told. You will get a good run for + your money, so for Heaven’s sake do be serious.” + </p> + <p> + The roof, which was reached by elevator, was flat, covered with cement, + and but for the chimneys, a few skylights, and the penthouse over the + elevator shaft, was unencumbered. + </p> + <p> + Edestone first went over and examined this penthouse with great care. He + found as he expected a small free space over the machinery which was + entirely hidden from view and could be reached only from the roof of the + car when it was run to the top of the elevator shaft, and then by climbing + over the big drum around which the cable ran. It was perfectly dark inside + and one could remain there for days without being discovered. + </p> + <p> + After thoroughly inspecting this, the inventor went over and examined the + tall flag-pole, first saluting the stars and stripes which were waving + from it. Finally, appearing satisfied, he led Lawrence to the edge of the + roof and stood for a moment looking over the coping wall at the city + below. He seemed to be establishing his bearings, but seeing one of the + soldiers who was stationed in the street near the Embassy, he stepped back + quickly. + </p> + <p> + “Come below,” he drew Lawrence back. “We must not be seen.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence, who by this time was satisfied that there was going to be some + real excitement, led the way back to his apartments. + </p> + <p> + “Little did I think,” said Edestone with a smile when they were once more + settled, “when I used to chase you out of the wireless room on board the + <i>Storm Queen</i>, Lawrence, that I would some day make use of the + information which you got there, and which cost me a new instrument and + one of the best operators I ever had, but that is the reason I am calling + on you now.” + </p> + <p> + “Good,” cried Lawrence. “I am the best little sparker that ever sent an S. + O. S. over the blue between drinks of salt water, while swimming on my + back around the wireless room chased by a man-eating shark. And as for a + catcher, why, my boy, I can receive while eating a piece of toast.” + </p> + <p> + “All right,” said Edestone with a laugh; “as your references from your + last place are so good you shall have the job. You took charge of my + trunks, did you not?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” replied Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “Well, in the one marked ‘Black,’ there is a small wireless instrument. + The Germans know that I have it, and I realize that they let it get + through in the hope of picking up any messages I may send out. They do not + know, however, that I intend to send but two, and these will be both of + but one word each. If they can make head or tail of these, they are + welcome. Still, on Jones’s account, I want them not to know that I am + sending from here, nor do I care to have Jones know that this instrument + is in the Embassy. I want you to install it in the penthouse above the + drum, and I will assure you that if I ask you to send out my two messages, + it will not be until after Jones has given his consent. Do you think that + you can do this?” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence pondered for some moments. “Of course I can send the messages, + and I can install the instrument too, but how to do it without letting the + Secretary know or keeping the damn German servants from catching on I + don’t quite see.” + </p> + <p> + “I have thought of all that. The elevator is an electric one and any + person can run it by pushing the button. All you have to do then is to + unpack the wireless instrument here in your room, and after you have + adjusted it you can certainly arrange in some way to get it on top of the + elevator car?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” Lawrence nodded. + </p> + <p> + “Now my Mr. Black, who is at the hotel, is one of the best electricians in + America. He can install the instrument easily, and I will tell you how. In + the other trunk I sent up is a moving-picture machine——” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I say, come now!” said Lawrence. “I suppose you are going to tell me + next that you’ve got a setting hen in another trunk and that you are going + to bribe Fritz and Karl with fresh eggs. And that’s no merry jest; we + haven’t seen a fresh egg in Berlin in six months.” + </p> + <p> + “No, Lawrence, I’m not joking. I mean exactly what I say. I have a + moving-picture machine with me and lots of films, interesting ones too, + and I propose to give a show right here in the Embassy. I will ask the + Secretary to allow every servant in the house to come in and see it. I can + keep them quiet for an hour, and during that time you can get Black, who + will be acting as my helper, into the elevator shaft and run him up to the + top of the penthouse. You can depend upon him to do the rest, and all you + will have to do after that is to see that he gets down before I turn up + the lights, when your absence might be remarked. Isn’t that simple + enough?” + </p> + <p> + “But how am I to get up there to send the messages when the time comes?” + asked Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “I have not thought of that yet. You may not have to send any messages at + all, and if you do, it will not be for some little time, so perhaps it’s + just as well that you can’t get up there without my assistance.” + </p> + <p> + Then with a jolly laugh, which showed that although he was pitting his + strength and wits against the great General Staff, the most wonderful + machine on earth, he was as light-hearted as a boy, he said: + </p> + <p> + “You might, as you did on the yacht, want to see the wheels go ‘round, or + else you’d be sending messages off to a lot of girls. + </p> + <p> + “Now, make haste,” he directed, “send for the trunk marked ‘Black.’” + </p> + <p> + With the arrival of the trunk the machine was soon adjusted, and Edestone + having tested Lawrence’s knowledge, and explained to him again exactly + what he was to do, gave him orally all that was necessary for him to know + about the code that was to be used. + </p> + <p> + A little later, when they rejoined Jones, the Acting Ambassador, he wanted + to know what they had been up to. “Has Lawrence been giving you the + telephone numbers of some of these prospective war brides,” he asked, “or + does he want you to take tea with some Royal Princess? You know, Jack, + Lawrence seems to be quite a favourite in the very smart army set. It + appears that they have heard that his grandfather was the military + governor of New York. That makes him eligible. And besides, he is teaching + the entire royal family the latest American dances.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, if you care to know what we have been up to,” said Edestone, “I + don’t mind telling you that we have been arranging for a little + moving-picture entertainment here at the Embassy. Have we your permission + to go ahead with it? It would be a little treat for the people here in the + house.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly,” consented Jones. “Go as far as you like. I myself will be + glad to see something beside battles and dead men. But why in the name of + common sense have you lugged a moving-picture machine all the way over + from America when you might have brought us some potatoes? I suppose, of + course, it has something to do with your fool scheme. Well, as long as it + doesn’t get us into trouble, and helps to take our minds off this war, I + haven’t any objection. When do you propose to have your show?” + </p> + <p> + “I can’t exactly say as to that,” Edestone answered. “It all depends upon + Lawrence, who is to be my trap-man. He had better fix the date.” He looked + at the other conspirator with a questioning glance. + </p> + <p> + “We’ll have it tonight then,” said Lawrence. “I think I can get up my part + by that time.” He made significant faces at Edestone behind the + Secretary’s back. + </p> + <p> + “Tonight’s the night, eh?” said Jones with a smile. “Very well, we’ll all + be on hand.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, after his experiences on the frontier, and his two days’ journey + shut up in the railroad car, greatly enjoyed these evenings with his old + friends, the Joneses; and found pleasure in meeting some of Mrs. Jones’s + young friends, who were delighted when they heard of the moving-picture + show. + </p> + <p> + Later, while the Secretary of Legation and Edestone were alone, Lawrence + having insisted upon helping Black install the moving-picture machine, + Jones turned to his guest. + </p> + <p> + “I saw General von Lichtenstein at the club this afternoon,” he said. “He + seemed to be delighted with you, Jack. Said you were a fine young man, and + will not believe that you are not of German descent. He hopes to present + you when the Emperor returns to Berlin, which he says will be in a few + days. When I told him that you had not told me what your invention was he + merely laughed. I know he did not believe me. He seems to think that the + United States has something to do with sending you over here. He is a sly + old fox and I tell you to look out for him.” + </p> + <p> + He might have added more but Lawrence appeared just then and, imitating a + barker in a sideshow, announced that everything was ready for the + performance. + </p> + <p> + The entertainment proved a brilliant success. Edestone showed some scenes + from America which he had brought over to amuse the distinguished + audiences he had expected to meet in Europe. The pictures showing him + tossing great weights and men about the room delighted the servants, but + the Secretary only looked bored and Mrs. Jones did not hesitate to say + that she thought Edestone must be losing his mind, travelling all around + the world with such silly things. + </p> + <p> + But it answered his purposes. Lawrence soon came in and whispered to him + that Mr. Black and the wireless machine were safely up in the penthouse, + and if Edestone could hold his audience for a half-an-hour longer the work + would be finished. + </p> + <p> + Edestone then threw on the screen all the crowned heads of Europe, taking + tea, playing tennis, and laying corner-stones. He had some especially fine + pictures of the German Emperor. He was getting a little nervous though as + he found his supply of films running short, but at that moment he spied + Lawrence entering the door, who gave the signal “All is well.” + </p> + <p> + The Secretary, after the entertainment, pressed Edestone to tell him + something more about his invention, but Edestone shook his head. + </p> + <p> + “I am purposely keeping you out of this, William,” he said, “for if I get + into trouble I don’t want to drag you and the Missus in with me.” + </p> + <p> + Then with the promise that he would move around to the Embassy in the + morning, he left for his hotel. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0022" id="link2HCH0022"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXII. — KAFFEE KLATSCH + </h2> + <p> + Edestone had now been at the Embassy for about a week and was wondering + what would be the next move on the part of the German General Staff. + </p> + <p> + He knew that General von Lichtenstein was not waiting for the return of + the Emperor, for he was in Berlin. In fact he had seen him driving past + the Embassy in his big automobile with the General. Edestone was just + coming out, and although he was not certain, he thought that the General + had recognized him, for he leaned over and spoke to the Emperor, who + looked straight at the American. + </p> + <p> + He had heard nothing, but from what the different officers at the clubs + had dropped, he was confident that he had not been forgotten. These had + all received him with great show of cordiality, and among Count von + Hemelstein’s friends there had sprung up a certain friendliness, which he + knew was due to the Count’s influence. The Count himself, on the other + hand, seemed now to be a little bit ill at ease when in his presence. He + said to Edestone one night after he had been drinking quite heavily: + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone, it is a great pity that you have come over here and mixed + up in our troubles. It is too late now, however; you could not get out if + you tried,” and then with a sneer, “not even if you called to your + assistance Princess Wilhelmina, who seems to take so much interest in + you.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone decided that the German General Staff were preparing their answer + to the new condition that had been brought about by his invention, and + that they were waiting for additional information before delivering it. He + knew that they must realize that some action must be taken, but with the + forethought for which they were so celebrated they were preparing the way. + When they had satisfied themselves that they were in possession of all of + the facts that could be gotten without his assistance, and had looked at + these from every possible standpoint, he would be sent for, and not until + then. + </p> + <p> + Several days after his sight of the Emperor, Edestone, in passing through + the halls of the Embassy, was approached by one of the German servants, + who in a rather mysterious manner handed him a note, which read as + follows: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + “Dear Mr. Edestone: Please have Mr. Stuyvesant bring you to tea + on Tuesday afternoon. It is a matter of the greatest importance. + I must see you. + + “PRINCESS WILHELMINA.” + </pre> + <p> + He knew that Princess Wilhelmina was in Berlin. Lawrence had seen her at + the house of Princess Adolph, and in his joking way had said that she had + inquired very particularly after the American inventor, and that Count von + Hemelstein, who thought he was the “candy kid,” was very jealous. + </p> + <p> + But why had she sent for him? he thought. When he spoke to Lawrence, he in + his usual jocular manner exclaimed: “Ah, so now you are to have Kaffee + Klatsch with the Princess. I told you so. The lady is in love with you, + and the Emperor is going to offer you her hand in marriage after he has + bestowed on you an Iron Cross in return for one of your quack medicines.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who declined to take any notice of this, thoughtfully said: “Can + it be possible that she also is a traitor? She cannot imagine for one + moment that she will be able to accomplish what her father was unable to + do, but God gives women confidence in themselves to compensate them for + the fact that nobody else has.” With an impatient gesture, “No, no, + Lawrence, that is impossible! That sweet little child!” + </p> + <p> + “Ah!” said Lawrence, “so little Willie Westinghouse has fallen for the + baby stare?” + </p> + <p> + “You are absurd, Lawrence,” said Edestone with a rather embarrassed + expression. “It is perfectly clear. She feels deeply her father’s + disgrace, and perhaps she thinks that I might do something to help her to + exonerate him.” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Lawrence, “I don’t think there is any satisfaction in being a + hero in Berlin while being locked up in the Tower in London like her + father, but you are the limit. You talk as quietly of using your influence + for a Prince of the Royal Blood with the King of England as if she were + asking you to get her brother a position on the New York police force. God + certainly gave you confidence in yourself.” + </p> + <p> + “There is nothing very strange about that,” replied Edestone. “As I + understand it, the only thing that they have against the Duke of + Windthorst is that he was dining with Rebener and myself, and were I to + state that at no time during the dinner had he shown any disloyalty to his + King and country, it might do a little good. But whatever it is, we will + go and see this afternoon.” + </p> + <p> + About half-past five they were driven to the handsome residence occupied + by Princess Adolph when in Berlin. + </p> + <p> + They were immediately shown into a large and beautiful room in the style + of Louis XVI., which had evidently been designed and executed by a French + artist. It was free from the brutal touch which the Germans show in their + attempt at the refinement of the French Renaissance of that period. + </p> + <p> + They were received by Princess Adolph, a very striking young woman, who + shocked all of Berlin by affecting French clothes, French language, and a + French mode of life. She was surrounded by some of the dashing young + officers of the very exclusive army set. These glared through their + monocles when the Americans were announced and did not try to hide their + annoyance. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence, without taking the slightest notice of these “Knights of the + Butchered Face,” as he called them, with his usual careless and frivolous + manner, went over to the Princess and immediately began to shower upon her + in the most effusive manner compliment after compliment, which she + received with laughter. She rather prided herself on shocking Berlin by + pretending to be tremendously interested in this wild young American. + </p> + <p> + The Princess turned to Edestone and extended her hand. He had hesitated; + he resented the manner of her young gallants, and feared that they might, + with their usual rudeness to Americans in the presence of women, put him + into an embarrassing position. Smiling she said: + </p> + <p> + “I welcome you, Mr. Edestone, as the greatest lion of them all in this den + of lions,” and with a reproving frown she waved her hand at the officers + who were so poorly hiding their annoyance. + </p> + <p> + She then turned to Princess Wilhelmina, who was seated behind a large + table and was pouring out a cup of coffee, which she continued to do when + she saw Edestone until it was called to her attention that the cup was + full as well as the saucer. + </p> + <p> + “Billy,” she nodded, “you and Mr. Edestone are old friends. Give him a cup + of tea; I know he does not like <i>Kaffee und Schlagsahne</i>.” + </p> + <p> + The little Princess, who was very much embarrassed, extended her hand, + which Edestone took and seated himself beside her. + </p> + <p> + This scene might have been enacted in an English country house if it had + not been so entirely different. The Germans, in their effort to affect + certain charming English customs and Germanize them, in the process lose + the charm. Tea time for the Englishman is the hour of relaxation after a + day in the open, when he can in his easy clothes receive the homage of the + ladies in their beautiful tea-gowns. Whereas here, these men in their + tight-fitting and uncomfortable uniforms, were attitudinizing and + indulging in that military form of gallantry, which may be picturesque but + certainly looks most uncomfortable. + </p> + <p> + The entrance of the Americans had thrown a chill upon the entire company. + The officers simply refused to open their mouths, and sat glaring at the + two intruders. + </p> + <p> + Edestone, after having made several attempts to relieve the situation, + relapsed into silence. The feeble efforts of the Princess Wilhelmina but + added to the atmosphere of restraint which she was unable to dispel. + </p> + <p> + Princess Adolph up to this time had been entirely monopolized by Lawrence, + but catching an appealing look from her English cousin, came to the rescue + at last. She was apparently in the secret, and in a most natural manner + called upon Princess Wilhelmina to show Mr. Edestone her new French + garden, which she said had been laid out by a young American studying at + the École des Beaux Arts. + </p> + <p> + Princess Billy, who by this time was in such a state of excitement that + she could scarcely get up from where she was sitting, and as if to + postpone as long as possible the meeting which she had brought upon + herself, managed to say: + </p> + <p> + “I don’t think that Mr. Edestone is interested in such simple things as + flowers,” but catching the glance that was thrown at her by Princess + Adolph she continued with a nervous little laugh: “Come, Mr. Edestone, I + hope I shall be able to explain everything to you properly.” + </p> + <p> + When the timid little figure led the way and was followed by that of the + big man with his dignified bearing, one might almost imagine that it was + an indulgent father taking his very frightened little daughter out to give + her a lecture. + </p> + <p> + When they were on the outside and alone, as she stopped and grasped the + balcony to support herself she said, looking up into his face with eyes in + which tears were gathering: + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Mr. Edestone, I don’t know what to say! I don’t know what you will + think of me. I know you hate all of us and especially me.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, don’t say that, Princess!” interrupted Edestone, moved to pity for + the poor little child who seemed to him, as he looked down into her sweet + little face, almost young enough to have been his own daughter. + </p> + <p> + “Oh yes you do; I know you do! But I am not what you think I am,” and in a + very hurried manner, looking about her, she continued, lowering her voice: + “I am no traitor to my country, and I know that what my father did he did + because he believed it was his duty.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Princess Wilhelmina!” said Edestone, as if to stop her on this most + disagreeable subject. + </p> + <p> + “Please do not call me Princess in that sarcastic manner. I hate being a + Princess! I know you hate all of our class, and believe that we are all as + heartless as we are sometimes forced to appear. But it is not of that that + I wish to speak. My sole object in sending for you is to tell you that I + know you are in great danger, and to beg—I mean advise—you to + leave Berlin at once. I know that you believe I am working for them, and + in fact I could not have arranged this interview unless I had left them + under the impression that I was, but I don’t care. Please go before it is + too late.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who at first thought that she might have been playing a part, + was now convinced of her sincerity. “My dear little Princess Billy,” he + said, leaning over and with great effort resisting his inclination to take + her hand, “is that why you sent for me?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” she blushed and smiled when he used the familiar form of address, + “I have heard that you were going to be killed, and I was determined to + warn you, so I pretended to be working for them. Now please go before it + is too late.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Princess, why did you take all of this risk for me?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I don’t know; but I must show you the garden. I hope that you won’t + think I am very forward.” + </p> + <p> + She then hurriedly passed into the garden and gave him in a very rapid and + disconnected manner a description of the different plants, fountains, + statues, etc. She hurried back into the drawing-room, but just before + reaching the other group, she said in an undertone: + </p> + <p> + “Now, won’t you promise me that you will leave Berlin at once?” + </p> + <p> + Before he had time to answer they were joined by Princess Adolph. + </p> + <p> + The Americans remained for a few moments and then took their leave. The + little Princess, as she put her icy cold hand in his, gave him an + appealing look. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0023" id="link2HCH0023"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIII. — THE TWO-WHEELED MYSTERY + </h2> + <p> + The Secretary came in with a very grave face one morning after having had + a long talk with the German Chancellor. + </p> + <p> + “Do you know, Jack,” he said, “I think the German Government intends to + declare war on us, and I would not be a bit surprised if she proposes to + strike first and declare afterwards. Their newspapers, and they are all + inspired by the Government, you know, are working up a strong + anti-American feeling, and this I think is done in order that when they do + strike the Government may have the entire country back of it. Have you + noticed, too, that they are constantly increasing the guard around the + Embassy, which is either to save us or to catch us? Is it possible that + your nonsense has got anything to do with all this? By Jove, Jack, I think + it is about time that you told me what you are up to.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone considered for a moment. “When you tell me that you are + absolutely certain that they are going to strike, I will tell you, + William, and not before. You know enough now, however, to realize that + those soldiers outside are to catch and not protect. It is me that they + want, though, and not you. Your position is perfectly safe and + unassailable so long as you do not know too much.” + </p> + <p> + That ended the discussion for the time, but Lawrence came in one night in + a state of great excitement. He had just seen some woman who, he rather + intimated, was a little bit fond of him, and who was also very closely + connected with certain high officials. She had told him, he said, + apparently joking although he knew she was in earnest, that she hoped her + pretty boy would not mix up with this man Edestone, or he might get into + trouble too. + </p> + <p> + “‘They are only allowing us to stay in Berlin,’ she said, ‘until they get + you, Jack,’” declared Lawrence, “and then we will have to go, the whole + lot of us.” + </p> + <p> + In the meantime things were going from bad to worse. The Secretary was + getting more and more anxious. Reports of all kinds kept coming in from + all sides. Americans were being insulted in the street. The officers at + the clubs were a little more arrogant in their studied politeness toward + Edestone and his associates, the younger officers even taunting Lawrence + with having to leave his girl in Berlin and go back to cow-punching. + </p> + <p> + Finally one of the papers reported that the entire American fleet was + collecting at Hampton Roads, that all the German boats in New York had + been dismantled by force, and broadly suggested that the Yankees were + about to strike first and apologize afterward. + </p> + <p> + However, there came a slight rift in the clouds. Coming back one morning + after a conference with the Chancellor, Jones was all smiles. + </p> + <p> + “Well, we are all right for a little while at least,” he announced. “The + Chancellor has just informed me that the Emperor has decided to see you, + Edestone, and he wishes to inspect here, at the Embassy, anything that you + may like to show him. The Chancellor intimated that it would depend + entirely upon your attitude on this occasion whether or not your mission + to Europe was a failure or a brilliant success.” + </p> + <p> + “And when is he coming?” asked Edestone quickly. + </p> + <p> + Jones grinned. “With his usual impetuosity, he has selected tonight, and + will pay the Embassy a formal call at nine o’clock, after the celebration + at the Palace in honour of the birthday of one of the Royal princes.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone was delighted with the prospect of some action at last, but he + had long since lost all hope of an amicable settlement. They had waited + too long. He felt that they were preparing to strike, and should they do + so it made him sick to think of the awful consequences. He was almost + tempted to tell Jones of the wireless instrument in the penthouse and his + daily communications with “Specs,” but he remembered that he had no right + to involve him as a representative of the United States, and that, as the + matter stood, he and Lawrence were the only culprits. + </p> + <p> + He did not care to destroy the roseate hopes of the Secretary after his + conference with the Chancellor, and contented himself with saying: + “William, I hope that you are right, but I have an impression that we are + in for it. I am prepared to meet any game that they may play, but I do + sincerely hope that I shall not be forced to it.” + </p> + <p> + By seven o’clock that evening the streets for blocks around the Embassy + were filled with soldiers, and Edestone smiled when looking from the + window he noticed that the Germans were bringing up anti-aircraft guns. + </p> + <p> + “They are taking no chances,” he thought to himself, his curiosity aroused + as he noticed several large mortars being brought up and so placed that + each battery of four could throw their shells in parallel lines over the + Embassy to the north, south, east, and west. This struck him as very + strange, but he became even more interested when he perceived that besides + the ordinary ammunition wagon each gun was provided with a trailer that + looked like a big wheel or drum on a two-wheeled carriage, although it was + so carefully covered over that he could not make out exactly what it was. + </p> + <p> + “I have got to find out what those things are,” said Edestone to himself, + and taking his hat and cane, he left the Embassy as if for a short stroll + before dinner. + </p> + <p> + The soldiers took no notice of him as he sauntered along, and allowed him + to inspect everything at his will until he approached the strange-looking + mortars. Then he was stopped by a young officer, who told him in a very + polite but firm tone that he would have to pass on and could not go by + that way, at the same time showing him where he could walk around the + block. + </p> + <p> + “I would give a good deal to know what those things are,” muttered + Edestone to himself. “In fact, I must know before the night is over.” + </p> + <p> + He went back into the house, after strolling about for a quarter of an + hour, and for the first time since he had left the Little Place in the + Country, he became really anxious. + </p> + <p> + “These are wonderful people. They evidently are satisfied now that they + have the answer, and who knows but they may have. All may yet be lost.” + </p> + <p> + He sat down and drove his brain as he had never driven it before. He + wondered if he could get the Secretary to demand what all this preparation + meant, and what these new death-dealing instruments might be that were + threatening the Embassy of the United States; but that was useless, he + knew. They would reply that it was to protect the Emperor, or would simply + refuse to answer, or answering would lie. + </p> + <p> + After waiting until it was time to dress for dinner, in a fit of + desperation he sent for Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “Lawrence,” he said, “have you seen those mortars out there?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” replied Lawrence, “I did. They take no chances with the ‘Big + Noise.’” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t joke, Lawrence. This is serious; very serious. Did you notice those + two-wheeled wagons that are so carefully covered with canvas just behind + each of the mortars?” + </p> + <p> + “No, to tell you the truth, I did not. They have so many travelling soup + wagons and ice plants that I don’t pay any attention to those things any + more.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, Lawrence, I’ve got to know what they are tonight in order that I + may be prepared; otherwise we may find ourselves in a very serious + situation, and what is much more important, my whole life’s work may be + absolutely lost.” + </p> + <p> + “Now, since you put it that way,” said Lawrence with a broad grin, “I will + step out and in my most polite Deutsch inquire.” + </p> + <p> + “They will not let you get within a block of them. Do you think it will be + possible to persuade one of the German servants to find out from the + soldiers? I would pay any price.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I will dress myself like the cook and go out and flirt with one of + the soldiers for $2. I’m a little badly off for money myself just about + this time.” + </p> + <p> + “Lawrence, you must stop joking. I tell you, something must be done.” + </p> + <p> + “Leave me think, leave me think,” said the irrepressible. “<i>Donnerwetter</i>, + I have it! What time does the Hohenzollern Glee Club arrive?” + </p> + <p> + “At nine o’clock.” + </p> + <p> + “And you come on immediately after the ‘First Part,’ succeeding which I + suppose Lohengrin will sing his Duck Ditty, while the Boy Scout, dressed + as Uncle Tom’s Cabin, after biting the triggers off all the guns, and + pulling his wig well down over his eyes”—imitating the action—“will + sally forth into the limpid limelights, and after he has been shot once in + the face by a 16-inch howitzer and has been played upon in the rear by a + battery of machine guns, he will limp on with the regular limp of the old + Virginia servant and die at your feet, but not until I have whispered + their secret into the heel of your boot.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone had known Lawrence long enough to understand that all of this + nonsense meant that his really bright mind was working, and that he had + some definite plan in view. The best way to handle him, he had found out, + was to let his exuberance of spirit have free swing, so he replied in the + same melodramatic manner: “Good, my faithful District Messenger Boy. Now + in what way can I assist you in your wonderful scheme?” + </p> + <p> + “Leave all to me, Lord Reginald Bolingbroke, and before the clock on yon + ‘back drop’ strikes eight bells, you will know what is hidden beneath + these veils of mystery.” + </p> + <p> + “I can depend upon you,” Edestone eyed him searchingly, “and no mistake?” + </p> + <p> + “On the life of me mother who lies dead beneath the sacred soil of dear + old Idaho!” With a wave of an imaginary sword, and jumping astride an + imaginary stick horse, he saluted and galloped from the room, singing + “It’s a Long Way to Tipperary.” + </p> + <p> + “I wonder what that dare-devil is up to,” thought Edestone. Nevertheless + he believed that Lawrence would accomplish his purpose. + </p> + <p> + Presently his attention was attracted by the beams of a searchlight + crossing the window, and looking out he saw those great white arms + stretching up from every part of the city. + </p> + <p> + “They expect me to show my teeth tonight,” he said. + </p> + <p> + The distant tapping of drums showed that troops were moving in all parts + of Berlin, and they were beginning to form in the streets below. It was + easy to see by which route the Emperor was coming, or at least by which + route he wished the people to think he was going to arrive. + </p> + <p> + Edestone dressed hurriedly, although James seemed to think that something + extra should be done. + </p> + <p> + “Beg pardon, sir,” he pleaded in an accent which would have meant + imprisonment for him if heard on the streets outside, “but these here + barbarians likes a bit of colour, sir. I understands as how the Emperor + calls the Ambassador the ‘undertaker,’ sir, and it’s all on account, sir, + of his not a-having any lace on his coat, sir. Don’t you think you might + wear some of your Colonial Society medals and decorations, sir?” and he + tried hard to hide his contempt for these American signs of alleged + aristocracy. “There is some as is bright in colour, sir, and he wouldn’t + know, sir, but as how you is a duke in America, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “None of that nonsense, James, unless,” he said with a quizzical look, + “you give me the copy of the Golden Fleece, which shows that I am a member + in good standing of the South Chicago Aero Club.” + </p> + <p> + “Not that one, sir,” protested James, “if you will pardon me, sir, I think + it is a bit large, sir, for the waistcoat opening, sir. I think, sir, that + the Order of the Cincinnati is very neat, sir. It is very much like one of + the Greek Orders, I don’t recall which, sir, but Lord Knott wore it once, + I recall, sir, when the King of Greece was in London, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “No, James,” Edestone shook his head. “My father was a blacksmith, and I + would not like to deceive the Emperor.” + </p> + <p> + “How you do like your little joke, sir,” said James, putting his hand to + his mouth. “Won’t you just use that button, sir, instead of a buttonhole? + It ain’t so frivolous like, sir, begging your pardon, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh well, yes; just to keep you quiet.” + </p> + <p> + “Thank you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + And Edestone left the room. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0024" id="link2HCH0024"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIV. — DER KAISER + </h2> + <p> + Downstairs, the household was in a state of suppressed excitement. The + German men servants, without the usual protection of a brilliant uniform, + looked as if they would like to drop everything and hide themselves in the + coal cellar. The maids were almost on the verge of tears. Mrs. Jones, with + all the jewelry on that she possessed, was moving about with a flushed + face seeing that everything was in order. + </p> + <p> + “For Heaven’s sake, hurry up, Jack,” she said. “We must have a short + dinner and be ready when the Emperor arrives. As for myself, I never can + touch anything for hours before I meet him. He scares me almost out of my + wits.” + </p> + <p> + Her husband was walking up and down with the expression of a man who is + the speaker of the evening, watching the waiters serving coffee and + passing cigars. The only persons who seemed perfectly at their ease were + Lawrence and his Bowery boy valet, Fred, who were holding a very serious + conversation in the corner of the hall. + </p> + <p> + Dinner, it must be confessed, was very like the gathering of the distant + relatives the night before the funeral of the rich old maid of the family. + Lawrence’s jokes were either not heard or were received with sad-eyed + contortions of the face that were less like a smile than the premonition + of a sneeze. The strain was so great that as they were having their coffee + a sudden clatter in the street came as an immense relief. + </p> + <p> + The air was instantly filled with the subdued noise of the different + members of the household taking their various places. The Acting + Ambassador and Mrs. Jones went out of the dining-room and took a position + near the door of the large reception room, leaving Edestone and Lawrence + alone. They had previously explained to Edestone what he must do when they + notified him that it was time for him to come in and be presented. + </p> + <p> + “Lawrence,” he said when the servants had all gone, “won’t you tell me + what you have decided on? I am rather curious to know your plan.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence, who had grown quite serious for him, came around from his place + and lighting a cigarette sat down close to him. + </p> + <p> + “You know Prince Fritz Funk?” he leaned over to whisper. + </p> + <p> + “Of course,” said Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “Well,” continued Lawrence, “I’m supposed to look something like him. I am + just his height. He has, as you know, certain striking mannerisms, which + when he is drinking are accentuated. I have all last year been amusing the + officers at the clubs by giving imitations of him, and they do say I am + better than he is himself. + </p> + <p> + “Now all the soldiers stationed in and about Berlin know Fritzie’s + peculiarities, so I propose to impersonate him tonight while he is in here + drinking the Ambassador’s champagne. My man is to get his helmet, ‘<i>avec + le grand panache</i>,’ and his long gray-blue military cape, and with my + riding boots and spurs and a sword, I shall be able to fool those boobs + out there; that is, if they don’t throw on me one of those damned spot + lights. If they do, G-o-o-d-n-i-g-h-t! Then I can only say that I am doing + it on a bet. But I hardly think that would save me in these times. The + least I could expect would be a term in prison for insulting the uniform. + I will go down in history as ‘Little Boy Blue up in the air.’” + </p> + <p> + “It’s a big risk you’re taking,” frowned Edestone, “and were there any + other way I would not allow you to do this. But if you do succeed, you + will go down in history in a way you could never dream. Lawrence, if you + get back safely with this information, I will make you a present of + $1,000,000.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence looked at his friend as if he thought that he had lost his mind, + but when he saw the look of determination on Edestone’s strong face, which + seemed to have aged within the hour, and when he felt the grip of his + powerful hand, he knew that he meant every word he said. + </p> + <p> + “By God, old man,” he said with a little break in his voice, “you should + be the Emperor instead of his nibs out there.” + </p> + <p> + “I may be yet,” said Edestone smiling, and a look came on his face that + Lawrence had never seen there before. + </p> + <p> + The servants were moving quietly about the room, but it was plain to see + that they felt the presence of the Lord’s Anointed. Through the house + could be heard the clatter of many swords and the tramping of booted heels + along the marble hall. It sent a thrill through Edestone that he would + have had difficulty to explain. It was like the echo of some far distant + past seeming to recall to life a sleeping spirit, which with great + exultation was throwing off the fetters of its long slumbers. He seemed to + be impelled by an almost irresistible force to rush into their midst and + take his rightful position at their head. + </p> + <p> + He was recalled to himself by the sudden silence that had fallen on the + entire house, as though some great army had been halted and was standing + at rigid attention. Then he heard the silvery tinkle and metallic clink of + sabre and spurs as of a single figure striding with military precision + over the softest of carpets, and he could picture that majestic form + advancing well in front of his glittering escort as they stood in + breathless silence while he made his dramatic entrance. + </p> + <p> + Then the silence was broken by a voice which said slowly and distinctly: + “His Imperial Majesty.” An almost simultaneous click followed as if all + had come to a salute and were waiting for the sign to relax and from + automatons become human beings again. + </p> + <p> + Edestone was all alone in the dining-room. + </p> + <p> + The servants had left the room after removing the table decorations, + covering it with a dark cloth and setting a large bowl of flowers in the + centre; and Lawrence had gone out quietly on hearing the noise in the + hall. + </p> + <p> + And so he sat, this young man in a strange land, thousands of miles away + from his home, waiting to be called to a death struggle, without help from + anyone, with the most powerful, arrogant, and relentless man on the face + of the earth, an adversary surrounded by the most perfect fighting machine + yet devised by man, with all the confidence, that tradition, success, and + a brilliant mind could give. An Emperor with the sublime dignity of his + position which he sincerely believed he held by Divine Right, and who had + always lived surrounded by an atmosphere of absolute submission to his + will. + </p> + <p> + Yet Edestone was not afraid. He was not even nervous. He was merely + anxious to be up and doing. This show of force, those mysterious + two-wheeled wagons, had roused his fighting blood. So assured was he of + his own sincerity in his efforts for the good of all that he resented the + attitude which they had taken. He knew they would try to get his invention + peaceably, if possible, but would stop at nothing if they failed, and he + expected some overt act of violence tonight that would mean war with the + United States. + </p> + <p> + So when he was called by one of the under-secretaries of the Embassy he + went with little charity in his heart, but with head erect and + determination shown in his every movement, bearing on his face, which + seemed to have grown very hard, a look that left no doubt of the + fearlessness of the spirit that was behind it. + </p> + <p> + He was taken in at one end of the large room that vibrated with light and + colour. Around three sides of it was banked the most brilliant array of + uniforms that he had ever seen. There were white-headed generals ablaze + with decorations and medals; there were young princes with simple uniforms + and with but one handsome decoration to show their distinguished rank. + There were Cuirassiers and Uhlans, and now and then he could pick out the + sombre black and silver uniforms of the celebrated Death’s-Head Hussars. + </p> + <p> + But the one figure which dominated all and held his attention was that of + the Emperor. + </p> + <p> + He stood in the centre of the room with the Secretary and General von + Lichtenstein, Mrs. Jones having retired as soon as she had received her + distinguished guest. + </p> + <p> + He was a man of medium height but with a bearing which made him appear + larger than he really was. He was dressed in the wonderful white uniform + of the Garde du Corps, which carried with it the celebrated silver eagle + helmet. + </p> + <p> + As this figure dominated and held the centre of this brilliant picture, so + his face drew the attention from his magnificent uniform and held it as + with a magnetic power. It was handsome, intelligent, strong, but above all + it was commanding. There was little kindness but there was a merry twinkle + in his sharp blue eyes which showed a human side and was most attractive. + </p> + <p> + These eyes could change, however, and when he saw Edestone and they were + met by his perfectly fearless but respectful glance, they seemed to try by + force to penetrate his very soul. + </p> + <p> + Edestone advanced alone until he came to within a few paces of the central + group, and then stopped, standing with one knee slightly bent, his right + hand held lightly in front of his body, which was inclined in a graceful + and easy attitude of reverence, while his other hand hung naturally at his + side. + </p> + <p> + After his first quick glance, Edestone dropped his eyes to about the + Emperor’s knees and held them there until the Secretary, with a slight + gesture, called him to his side. The young man then straightened up and + went slowly to the Ambassador’s left, and there stood perfectly erect + looking straight at the Emperor, while Jones with some show of + embarrassment was saying: + </p> + <p> + “Your Majesty, may I present Mr. John Fulton Edestone, of New York.” + </p> + <p> + The Emperor, with the hearty and easy manner which he always assumes with + those he has been told are distinguished Americans and with that quizzical + expression in his sharp eyes which, though attractive, is described as + most disconcerting, replied. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” he said, in a loud voice, “your fame has gone before you, + and we are always glad to welcome distinguished men of science in Berlin, + which we think is the centre of science and culture. Your name, that of a + great lighthouse and suggesting the greatest of your inventions, electric + lights, convinces me that you were born to blaze the way for us,” and he + laughed, in which he was joined heartily by his well-trained courtiers, + who knew that nothing pleased him more than to appreciate his little jokes + of which he was so fond. + </p> + <p> + With his quick eye for detail he had caught the Cincinnati button worn by + Edestone, and said: + </p> + <p> + “I see that you are the descendant of a soldier, which gives you a greater + claim upon my imperial favour. What was your ancestor’s rank?” + </p> + <p> + “He was a general, Your Majesty,” replied Edestone with a firmness that + seemed to attract and slightly offend him. + </p> + <p> + He scowled. He was so accustomed to seeing strong men quail before him + that the coolness of the other man shocked his sense of propriety. + “General von Lichtenstein tells me,” his face brightening up again, “that + you have made a very interesting invention, which may be of great service + to me in bringing to a successful end sooner than I had expected this + cruel war, which has been forced upon me by those grasping English. He + tells me that you have motion pictures of this invention in actual war + practice, which the representative of the American Ambassador has so + kindly invited me here to see.” + </p> + <p> + Turning to Jones, he said with great show of condescension: “I thank you, + Mr. Secretary.” Then looking at Edestone sharply, and with rather a + sarcastic turn in his voice, he continued: “I will gladly see your + pictures, and what is perhaps of more interest to you, no doubt, I will, + if I like it, buy your invention at a good price.” + </p> + <p> + And then, as if addressing the entire company, who stood waiting to + applaud his every sentiment, he said: “Germany expects and is able to pay + large prices for American goods now.” And then, as if to cut short any + possible protest that Edestone might presume to make, he turned his back + upon him and said very abruptly to the Secretary: “Where are these + pictures?” + </p> + <p> + “In the next room,” replied the Secretary, “and if you please, Mr. + Edestone will show them to Your Majesty at once. Edestone,” he said, “has + everything been arranged?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” nodded Edestone. Though boiling with rage he kept a perfectly calm + exterior. + </p> + <p> + The entire company led by the Emperor and the Secretary moved into another + room where Black had installed the apparatus. + </p> + <p> + Edestone, with his usual modesty, had obliterated himself, and bringing up + the rear was about to go around through the other rooms to reach his place + in front of the screen when his attention was called by General von + Lichtenstein, who had fallen back apparently with the intention of + speaking to him apart from the others. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” he said, drawing him aside, “one would think that you had + spent your entire life among us,” and with a quizzical smile he added: “I + think you rather astonished the Kaiser by your <i>sang-froid</i>. I have + seen men of the highest rank stand speechless in his presence, while you + are as finished as a courtier of the Grand Monarque and as cool as the + Iron Chancellor. + </p> + <p> + “I admit,” he said in his fatherly manner, “I had no authority from you to + do so, but thought it best to leave upon the Emperor the impression that + you would sell your invention. Had I not done so he certainly would have + demanded the reasons for your presence in Berlin, and had I dared to + suggest that you had been sent by the United States to coerce him he would + have been thrown into such a rage that he might have declared war on your + country, which I understand is the last thing that you want.” + </p> + <p> + “I regret that you did this, General von Lichtenstein, if I may be + pardoned for seeming to criticize a statesman of your experience and + distinction; for I do not intend to sell and my country has not sent me to + coerce. I have come instead to appeal to your reason, after showing you + the uselessness of continuing this loss of life in the face of the great + power in the hands of those who know the secret of my invention and intend + to put a stop to it.” + </p> + <p> + A cloud seemed to pass over the General’s face, but he soon recovered his + bland, almost Oriental smile. + </p> + <p> + “But, Mr. Edestone, you seem to forget that whereas others <i>may</i> have + the secret, we know that you certainly have it, and you are still our most + honoured guest in Berlin.” + </p> + <p> + “Where I am also the guest of my own country, so long as the Acting + Ambassador is so kind as to allow me to remain under his roof and our + flag,” replied Edestone pointedly, intending if possible to force the + General’s hand. + </p> + <p> + In this he failed as the old man only smiled through his glasses. + </p> + <p> + “A great statesman was lost when you turned inventor, Mr. Edestone,” he + said in a most complimentary tone. “But come, I fear His Majesty waits.” + And then changing his manner, he said with a knowing wink: + </p> + <p> + “Here is a note which Princess Wilhelmina asked me to deliver to you. She + seems to be very much interested. Can it be possible that you are raising + your eyes to a Princess of the Blood? + </p> + <p> + “Still, stranger things than that have happened,” he half mused, “and His + Imperial Majesty is always glad to recognize talent and reward it in a + befitting manner.” + </p> + <p> + They went into the other room where the Emperor sat waiting. Evidently + impatient that Edestone was not at his position of parlour entertainer in + front of the screen with his pointer in hand as soon as the Imperial eye + should deign to be cast in that direction, he rose with exaggerated + politeness when the American appeared and said in a most sarcastic manner: + “Must the whole world wait while inventors dream?” + </p> + <p> + Then sitting down he added in a harsh and irritable tone: “With your very + kind assistance, Mr. Edestone, we will now inspect these much talked of + pictures.” + </p> + <p> + There was a silence in the room that was like a gasp of horror, and the + company all standing looked as if they expected to see Edestone sink to + the floor with mortification; that is, all except Jones, who slow-moving + had only gotten half-way to his feet when the Kaiser sat down, and who now + dropped back into his chair with a quizzical little smile playing about + the corners of his mouth. + </p> + <p> + But Edestone, with the respectful manner of a grown man answering his + father, who still looked upon him as a boy, and who had reproved him + unjustly, said with an indulgent smile that bore no trace of resentment: + </p> + <p> + “I beg that Your Majesty will forgive me, but I was held prisoner by + General von Lichtenstein, and not until I waved the Stars and Stripes + would he let me go.” + </p> + <p> + The General hurried over to the Emperor. “Pardon me, Sire,” he said, for + he saw that the Emperor would fly into one of his fits of rage and might + upset all of their well-laid plans if something was not quickly done to + quiet him. “Pardon me, Sire, it was my fault. I did not know that I was + keeping Your Majesty waiting.” + </p> + <p> + “Go on with the pictures,” said the Emperor, with an impatient gesture of + his enormous right hand, and he sat glaring at the screen as the lights + went out. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0025" id="link2HCH0025"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXV. — THE MASQUERADER + </h2> + <p> + Lawrence waited until the room was dark and then slipped out unnoticed. He + would have liked to remain and see the rest of Edestone’s most interesting + pictures which had started off with those taken in Newfoundland and + included a series not shown at Buckingham Palace. But he had an exciting + task before him. The idea of posing as a Royal Prince in the magnificent + uniform of the Imperial Hussars with nodding plumes and flowing military + cape, his coat-of-arms emblazoned on his left shoulder, appealed to his + dramatic instincts, as did the danger to his passion for adventure. + </p> + <p> + He was brave, but unlike Edestone his was the bravery of an unthinking + recklessness rather than that of a perfectly balanced mind which, + contemptuous of the body that carries it, forces that body to do its + bidding. + </p> + <p> + The fact that Edestone had offered him an unheard of reward had made + little impression, going in one ear and out of the other. He would accept + it as lightly as it had been offered because he himself would have made + exactly the same offer under the same circumstances. Whenever he wanted + anything he paid the price, even if it took his last cent. It was no + incentive to action now, as he would have gladly paid for the privilege of + playing this big part in this wonderful melodrama—a melodrama which + he was prepared at any time to see change into a tragedy, with him the + dead hero. + </p> + <p> + He found that his Bowery boy Fred, under the pretext that it was customary + in the best New York “high society,” had bullied the German flunkeys into + bringing all of the officers’ helmets and cloaks upstairs and laying them + out on a bed in one of the chambers on the second floor, from which place + it was easy for him to smuggle all he wanted into Lawrence’s room. + Lawrence found him there waiting to help him “make up.” + </p> + <p> + Turning up the collar of his dress coat so as to hide his white shirt + front, the masquerader buckled on the sabre that Fred handed to him. + Without changing his trousers he put on his riding boots and spurs, which + with the busby and cloak, a pair of white kid gloves, and a small blond + moustache completed his disguise. Standing thus in the middle of the room + with the door open, he waited until Fred signalled that the coast was + clear. He then stepped quickly across the hall and into the elevator, + closely followed by Fred, who closed the door. When they were perfectly + safe from interruption, he adjusted his costume and his false moustache to + his entire satisfaction, pinning the cloak securely together with large + safety pins to prevent it from flying open. Then as the elevator passed + the main floor on its way to the basement, he made a gesture of derision. + </p> + <p> + Fred got out of the car and again carefully reconnoitred. Finding that the + passage leading to the garden was clear and that there was no one in the + billiard room, which was between the elevator and the outside door, he + signalled and Lawrence walked out into the garden at the side of the + Embassy. + </p> + <p> + It was quite dark there, but not dark enough to prevent the soldiers, who + were stationed about to watch this door, from seeing him as he stood + perfectly still as if hesitating which way to turn. + </p> + <p> + Observing that he was an officer, they saluted and stood at attention. + Then as he moved forward and they saw the insignia on his cloak they + signalled in some mysterious manner to the next post, who in turn passed + it down the line that Royalty was at large and that they must be careful + not to be caught napping. + </p> + <p> + Accordingly, as Lawrence emerged from the semi-darkness and came around to + the front of the Embassy, every soldier was standing at attention and the + different officers, after looking searchingly but most respectfully at him + to satisfy themselves who he was, stepped back and allowed him to pass, + while they stood like pieces of stone. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence did not deign even to notice them, but, reeling unsteadily in his + gait, passed them without even acknowledging their salute. + </p> + <p> + His presence having been reported to the Captain who had charge of the + company that was stationed in the street immediately in front of the + Embassy, this officer hastened up to him. + </p> + <p> + “Is there anything that you require, Your Royal Highness?” he saluted. + Lawrence, carrying out his pretence of intoxication, gave a perfect + imitation of the Prince when in that condition. + </p> + <p> + “I am making a tour of inspection to see that everything is all right,” he + said thickly. + </p> + <p> + The Captain saw his condition and showed an inclination to follow him, but + Lawrence waved his hand with what was intended to be a regal gesture, + although in fact it seemed to throw him almost off his balance. + </p> + <p> + The Captain stepped back most respectfully and saluted, but smiled as he + followed with his eyes the young Prince. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence strutted quickly but unsteadily until he came to within about a + hundred yards of the mortars, where a sentry challenged him. + </p> + <p> + “Pardon me, Your Royal Highness, but my orders are to permit no one to + pass. If you will allow me, I will call the Corporal of the Guard, who + will send for the Captain.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence interrupted him by bellowing: + </p> + <p> + “Get out of my way, you stupid blockhead, or I’ll kick you out of my way! + I have not time to wait for the lot of fools that you all are.” + </p> + <p> + Then as the man did not move he gave him a tremendous upper-cut, catching + his chin with the base of his open hand and sending his head back and + lifting him off his feet. He fell sprawling about ten feet away against an + iron railing, where he lay perfectly still with a nasty cut in the back of + his head. + </p> + <p> + The Captain, who had been slowly following to see that nothing happened to + his Royal charge, ran up quickly and, ordering another soldier to take the + place of the fallen sentry, had the wounded man hurried quickly out of + sight. + </p> + <p> + In the meantime Lawrence was strolling along, without even looking back at + the poor fellow where he lay. + </p> + <p> + “I caught him just right,” he muttered with a touch of compunction. “I + hope I did not hurt him badly.” + </p> + <p> + When he finally came to the mortars with the mysterious two-wheeled wagons + attached to them, he walked around from one to the other, as if he were + making a careful inspection to see that everything was all right. It was + impossible for him even now to make out what was hidden under the canvas + covers. One thing he could see, however, and that was, that from under + each there ran a carefully insulated electric cable to the nearest fire + hydrant where it was carefully attached. + </p> + <p> + After inspecting all four, Lawrence turned around and went back to the + second wagon, the cover of which he had noticed was not on exactly + straight. He hoped to be able to see what was underneath, but he found + that the cover was strapped down so tightly that he could get no inkling. + </p> + <p> + During all this time the officers and men were standing at attention in + their proper places, although they followed him with their eyes, an amused + expression on their faces. + </p> + <p> + Finding that it was impossible for him to discover anything while the + covers remained on the wagons, he bellowed in a loud and commanding voice, + not forgetting to imitate Royalty in its cups: + </p> + <p> + “Lieutenant!” + </p> + <p> + And to the young officer who ran up to him he said: + </p> + <p> + “Why is not that cover on straight? Did you not receive orders that these—” + and as Lawrence had not the slightest idea what “these” were, he + substituted a loud hiccough for the unknown name, and contented himself + with pointing with an unsteady hand. “Did you not understand these had to + be perfectly concealed? Now that one is not perfectly concealed, for I can + see perfectly what it is, so take that cover off and put it on straight. + And be quick about it or I will report you for untidiness.” + </p> + <p> + The Lieutenant, who was one of the very young recruits now officering the + German Army, feeling overpowered by the presence of Royalty, had given the + order, and the men were unstrapping the cover when the Captain came up. + </p> + <p> + “What are you doing there?” he demanded. Then turning sharply to the young + Lieutenant he said in the most brutal manner: + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you know that the orders are not to take these covers off, not + until the very last minute, not until everything else has been tried and + has failed to bring her down.” + </p> + <p> + “But His Royal Highness,” stammered the younger officer, “has ordered this + cover off because it is not on straight.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Your Royal Highness,” expostulated the Captain, although in the most + deferential manner, “don’t you think that this cover is on straight + enough?” + </p> + <p> + “What! Do you mean to contradict me?” Lawrence almost screamed. “I say + that the cover is not on straight, and I have ordered this fool to take it + off and put it on straight, perfectly straight.” + </p> + <p> + “But that is impossible,” said the Captain, warily keeping out of reach of + His Royal Highness’s fists. “The orders are that these covers are not to + come off until the American flying machine makes its appearance, and if it + does not appear, the covers are not to come off at all. These are the + orders of the General Staff, and Your Royal Highness must realize that + they have to be obeyed.” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Lawrence with the persistency of a drunken man, talking at + the top of his voice, “if you do not put that cover on straight I will + report you, and you will be court-martialled for insulting a Prince of the + Blood.” + </p> + <p> + All the while he kept swaying as if he were about to fall. + </p> + <p> + Straightening himself up with much difficulty and assuming a drunken + dignity he started to go away; but as if he were unable to free his + intoxicated mind from the one idea that obsessed it, he turned and changed + his tone to a persuasive one. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t insist that you take the cover off,” he laughed, “I only insist + that it be straightened, because you can see as well as I that it is not + on perfectly straight, and your orders were to put these covers on + straight, perfectly straight.” + </p> + <p> + The Captain, now thoroughly amused, and deciding that the best way was to + humour him, thought, since his orders were only not to remove, that he + would be able to satisfy the Prince without directly disobeying his + instructions. He therefore ordered the men to unstrap the cover and pull + it around. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence seemed entirely satisfied with this, and took such interest in + seeing that the cover was adjusted to exactly the right position, that he + leaned over and took hold of it himself, as if to give his help. As he did + so he gave a lurch, and grabbing at the cover as if to save himself, he + went down in a heap with it on top of him. + </p> + <p> + The men helped him quickly to his feet and as quickly readjusted the + cover, but not before he had seen that the drum-shaped objects were in + fact great wooden spools on which were wound thousands and thousands of + yards of large copper wire. + </p> + <p> + Having seen all that he wanted, he now turned his attention towards + getting back to the Embassy, so taking the Captain’s arm, and seeming + either to have lost all interest or to have been overcome by his fall, + made his way along. He swung and lurched so that it was with difficulty + the officer kept him on his feet. + </p> + <p> + Then when they arrived at the front steps and the Captain was assisting + him up, Lawrence, as if suddenly awaking from sleep, stopped. + </p> + <p> + “I am too dirty to go in by the front door,” he protested, “I will go in + by the garden. I am much obliged to you, Captain; don’t come any farther.” + </p> + <p> + Then laughing and shaking his finger in the Captain’s face, he said in a + tone of exultation: “I got that cover on straight, anyhow—perfectly + straight.” + </p> + <p> + Swaying as he rounded the corner of the house, he went in through the side + door, where he found Fred waiting for him, who pulled off his boots and + gave him his pumps. + </p> + <p> + He took off his busby, and handed it to Fred, unpinned the long military + cloak, unbuckled his sword, turned down the collar of his evening coat, + and “Richard was himself again.” + </p> + <p> + Stepping into the elevator and letting himself off at the main floor, he + went hurriedly into the room where Edestone was still showing his + pictures, while Fred, after brushing and cleaning the royal paraphernalia, + put them back in their place. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence moved quickly over to the cabinet where Mr. Black was working the + machine and stepped inside. “I must speak to Mr. Edestone,” he whispered. + “Can’t you stop the machine as if something had gone wrong? Then Mr. + Edestone will come back here and see what is the matter.” + </p> + <p> + “Not on your life!” Black shook his head violently. “The Emperor now is in + a perfect fury. He and Mr. Edestone have had one or two ‘set-tos,’ and Mr. + Edestone is beginning to put it back at him pretty strong, and if anything + should happen to the machine I think it would end in a fight. I rather + wish we were back in New York. If it is necessary for you to speak to Mr. + Edestone before the lights go up, this reel that I am running off now will + take just about eight minutes more, so if you will slip quietly back of + the screen you can whisper to him from there without attracting much + attention. I will make a little extra noise to help you out.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence worked his way unobtrusively through the room, and standing just + to the side of the screen in a dark corner, called in a low voice: + </p> + <p> + “Jack, can I speak to you?” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who had been deeply concerned about him, felt that a load was + lifted from his mind when he heard the dare-devil’s voice. He knew at + least that Lawrence was back safely, and he was confident that he would + not have come back without the information until he had made a good fight + for it. So as everything was quiet on the outside he was reassured. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence very quickly explained to him exactly what he had seen, and + Edestone, squeezing his arm, said quietly: + </p> + <p> + “Ah! That is their little game!” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0026" id="link2HCH0026"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVI. — TWO REMARKABLE MEN + </h2> + <p> + When the lights finally went up and the entertainment ended, perhaps the + most surprised, almost dumbfounded, man in the room was Jones. He now had + his first insight into the stupendous amount of work that had been done by + his friend, and was completely overcome by the seriousness of the + situation. He understood at last many things which had been lost on him + before, as for instance the insinuating remarks of the Chancellor at their + various conferences and why he had suspected the Secretary of lying to + him. + </p> + <p> + Jones wondered also if his own Government had purposely kept the Embassy + in the dark as to its relationship with Edestone. Not knowing the + whereabouts or even the ownership of this frightful instrument of war, he + was at a loss to know what he should say when certain pointed questions + which were inevitable were put to him. + </p> + <p> + He realized now for the first time that the German General Staff was at + work and would stop at nothing either to obtain the use of this great + monster of the air or, by seizing Edestone himself, control its movements; + that is, if Edestone and not the United States were operating it. + </p> + <p> + He could not blind himself to the air of confidence that pervaded the + entire company, composed as it was of the highest men in the German + Government, and this led him to believe that they knew Edestone held the + key of the situation, and as long as they held him they occupied the + strongest position. + </p> + <p> + But why, he could not help asking himself, had Edestone been such a fool + as to put himself so completely in their power. Still, being a very astute + man, and having the greatest confidence in his old friend, who he knew + would do the straight thing in a strong position and the wise thing if he + found himself in a weak one, he awaited developments. + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who had walked over to the Secretary of Legation, leaned down + and said in a voice loud enough for the Emperor to hear: + </p> + <p> + “Will you please say to His Imperial Majesty that if there is any question + he would like to put to me, or if he would care to have me repeat any of + the pictures, I should appreciate the great honour.” + </p> + <p> + The Emperor, who was just waking up to the fact that he had in this young + American a very strong and clever man to deal with, was to a certain + extent at a loss to decide just how he would treat him. + </p> + <p> + Without waiting to have the request conveyed to him in due form, and + speaking directly to Edestone he said in an affable voice: + </p> + <p> + “I should like to see again the picture showing the working of the + bomb-dropping device, and I would like to have the film stopped exactly at + the moment that the projectile leaves the tube. I wish to examine the + action of the ejector.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall be most happy,” replied Edestone, “to run that film again very + slowly and repeat it as often as Your Majesty may desire. I can also run + it backward very slowly, but I cannot stop the machine that I am using + tonight without ruining the film, and I am quite sure,” he bowed most + respectfully, “that Your Majesty will not wish me to do that.” + </p> + <p> + “Stop that machine as I order you to do, and ruin the film if it is + necessary!” said the Emperor in his most commanding tone. + </p> + <p> + At last Edestone had the chance he had been looking for. He knew that he + was perfectly in his rights, and if he refused and the Emperor still + insisted upon his most unjust demand, it would open the eyes of his + country’s representative to the situation and the true attitude of the + German authorities. Besides, he was incensed at the wanton destruction of + other people’s property to satisfy the whims of this absolute monarch. + </p> + <p> + “I am very sorry, Your Majesty, I cannot do that, and for state reasons + that it is impossible for me to explain.” + </p> + <p> + The Emperor turned perfectly livid. His face was painful to look at. He + tried vainly to speak, but could not. It was plain that he was labouring + under an emotion greater than his physical condition could stand. His + mouth worked and each hair of his moustache seemed to stand on end, giving + to his trembling lips an almost ghastly expression. He was seized with a + violent fit of coughing which on account of the weak condition of his + throat caused his doctor, without whom he rarely moved, to step forward, + as if alarmed, to his assistance. + </p> + <p> + General von Lichtenstein leaned over as if to restrain him and whispered + something in his ear, but this seemed only to infuriate him the more, and + he waved his Councillor aside. + </p> + <p> + The Acting Ambassador, a lawyer of ability, felt strongly the justice of + Edestone’s position in defending his property rights, and had he been + sitting on the bench instead of on the edge of a raging volcano would have + ruled in his favour. As it was, he watched with intense interest this + contest between these two remarkable men. + </p> + <p> + When the Emperor had recovered sufficiently to speak, in a way that showed + his uncontrollable rage was battling with an inherited physical weakness, + his voice, starting in a whisper, rose and broke, and, in his violent + efforts to control the convulsive spasms of his throat, turned into a + scream. + </p> + <p> + “Show that film!” he shouted, “and stop it where I command or I will + confiscate everything you have and throw you into prison.” + </p> + <p> + At this Jones rose quickly to his feet, a dangerous light in his eyes, and + he was about to speak, but General von Lichtenstein rushed over and + stopped him. + </p> + <p> + “His Majesty is beside himself,” he urged in a low voice. “He does not + mean what he says. When he is himself again he will regret the indignity + that he has offered your country and will make reparation.” + </p> + <p> + The Emperor had also arisen and was standing in the midst of as furious + and warlike a looking lot of men as had ever grouped themselves around his + wild barbaric ancestors, ready to pile their dead bodies about their + master and give the last drop of blood for his protection. + </p> + <p> + They looked as if they approved and only waited for the word to rush in + and avenge the insult to their beloved lord, and while waiting for this + word they stood and glared at Edestone with a look of absolute contempt + and undying hatred. + </p> + <p> + “Well, which shall it be?” said the Emperor, in a voice which was more + under control but none the less determined. “Will you stop your film?” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who all this time had stood perfectly still looking at the + Emperor with eyes out of which had gone every vestige of deference and + respect, showed in every feature a fixed and determined but absolutely + cool defiance. The only time that his face had changed or his position + altered since he last spoke was when the Emperor was apparently suffering, + and then it had taken on an expression of deep pity and sincere sympathy + and he too had made a step forward as if to render assistance. + </p> + <p> + This had quickly changed, however, when his glance caught the look of + hatred that was riveted upon him. Declining even to glance at the Emperor, + he addressed himself directly to the Secretary of Legation, speaking in a + perfectly clear voice, which was a relief after the Emperor’s painful and + rasping efforts. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Secretary,” he said slowly, “I resent the insult to you, and through + you to our country, which you represent, but if I thought that by + complying with the unjust demands which the Emperor of Germany has seen + fit to make I could prevent war between the United States and his country, + I naturally would comply. When I see, however, that the Emperor of Germany + refuses to respect the rights of an American citizen in the house of his + Ambassador, I realize that the destruction of my film will not save the + situation.” He turned to the Emperor. “I regret that I cannot comply with + your commands. The matter is now between our two Governments.” + </p> + <p> + The Emperor laid his hand upon his sword and made a movement as though he + intended to strike, at which every sword in the room flashed from its + scabbard, save only that of old von Lichtenstein, who pressing forward + laid a dissuasive hand on the Emperor’s arm. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t let him draw you on,” he whispered to his master; “this may be some + trick.” Then to the rest he said in a contemptuous tone: “Don’t make fools + of yourselves and make Germany ridiculous.” + </p> + <p> + The Emperor turned to the Secretary. “Sir,” he said in a voice trembling + with agitation, “you have heard the insult that has been offered to my + Imperial person, and if you do not deliver this man over to my police, I + shall at twelve o’clock tomorrow night declare war against the United + States of America, and until that time”—threateningly—“I shall + hold you personally responsible for him.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone coolly took out his watch and noted that it was exactly + twenty-five minutes past eleven o’clock, a proceeding which almost caused + the Emperor to lose control of himself again, but he was once more held in + check by General von Lichtenstein. + </p> + <p> + “I know now that this is a trick, Your Majesty,” he declared. + </p> + <p> + The Acting Ambassador bowed slightly to the Emperor’s last attack. “I + shall report to my Government all that has passed,” he replied, “and + exactly what Your Majesty has just said, and I shall, as soon as I receive + an answer, report to Your Imperial Majesty.” He finished, and stood + waiting as if to force the Emperor’s immediate departure. + </p> + <p> + Then with scant formality, and showing by the unpardonable rudeness of + their behaviour the contempt in which they held all Americans, the Emperor + and his entire suite left the Embassy without taking the slightest further + notice of Edestone. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0027" id="link2HCH0027"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVII. — ALL CARDS ON THE TABLE + </h2> + <p> + The royal party had scarcely gotten out of the house and Edestone and + Jones were still standing in the middle of the reception room when the + return of General von Lichtenstein was announced. + </p> + <p> + The old General came in as quietly as if nothing had happened. He greeted + the Secretary cordially and smiled benignly at Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “Young man,” he said, “you needed my old head on your young shoulders + badly tonight. I have returned to have a talk with the Acting Ambassador, + and I think that if he can prevail upon you to be reasonable I may be able + to settle this little difficulty between you and His Imperial Majesty, the + Emperor. If you will only lead us into some smaller room, Mr. Secretary, + we can sit down and over our cigars discuss this matter quietly.” + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry that my machine—” began Edestone, but he was quickly + interrupted by the General. + </p> + <p> + “Tut, tut, that is nothing at all. That was simply two young men losing + their tempers, and ought to be soon settled. One being an Emperor makes it + a little more difficult, I will admit, but I have seen Emperors angry + before and they are just like any of us. They cool off when they realize + that they have,” and he lowered his voice with a quizzical look, “been a + little bit foolish.” + </p> + <p> + When they were all comfortably seated around the table in the library of + the Embassy, and the General and Edestone had lighted cigars, while Jones, + who never smoked, looked on, the old General, statesman, philosopher, and + writer opened the conversation. + </p> + <p> + “We have now come to the last hand in this game which we have been + playing,” he said, “and I think it would be just as well for all cards to + be laid on the table.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone looked at him in surprise, for instead of the simple, smiling old + gentleman, with the soft gentle voice and fatherly manner, he saw a + crafty, dangerous, and determined man of steel. His voice was cold and + harsh, his winning smile had gone. He had come to fight and to fight + desperately to the finish. + </p> + <p> + “In the first place,” he continued, “we do not know exactly what is the + relationship between you,” looking at Edestone, “and the United States of + America,” with a wave of his hand toward Jones, “and as there can now be + no reason for further concealment, since we are virtually on the verge of + a declaration of war—a step which I am here to prevent if possible—I + will say that it makes no difference to His Imperial Majesty’s Government + what that relationship may be, so long as Germany gets the use of Mr. + Edestone’s invention. But we will declare war upon the United States + tomorrow night unless we get an assurance from you that we shall have the + exclusive right to the one and only flying machine in which this invention + has been installed.” + </p> + <p> + At this Jones looked over at Edestone with a glance of inquiry. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Edestone in answer to this, “there is only one.” + </p> + <p> + “Germany understands, of course,” proceeded the General, “that the United + States will construct others, but so will Germany. Germany is willing and + prepared to pay well for this, although she knows that by holding Mr. + Edestone she controls this machine and could have it without paying for + it. We admit that we do not know where it is, but we are confident that + Mr. Edestone does,”—he turned upon Edestone the look of a wild beast + who has his prey and loves to torture it,—“and we intend that he + shall communicate with the commander and see that this ship is sent to + some place where we can take possession of it.” + </p> + <p> + And then with a grim smile he leaned forward on the table, looking first + at the Secretary and then at Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “You are both virtually prisoners in this Embassy,” he said. “That is my + hand.” + </p> + <p> + “Then we are now at war,” said the Secretary with a quiet smile. + </p> + <p> + “No,” replied the General, “it has not come to that yet. And it does not + necessarily have to come to that. We should be able to arrange this matter + here tonight. As I have said, Germany will pay well. She is willing to + start on even terms with the United States, who can build just as fast as + we can. Germany will bring this war to an end within a week, and then she + and the United States can come to an agreement as to how they will divide + up the rest of the earth.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone smiled and made no answer. + </p> + <p> + The Secretary said: “I can do nothing until I have communicated with my + Government.” + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry,” said the General impatiently, “but we cannot wait until we + get an answer from your very slow and inefficient State Department. We + must have a reply before tomorrow night at 12 o’clock. Have you nothing to + say, Mr. Edestone? You are perhaps personally the most deeply interested, + because I tell you,” he grinned cruelly, “we will get your secret if we + have to put you on the rack and go back five centuries in the eyes of the + rest of the world, should it be necessary to do that in order to give it + the blessings that can only be gotten under German rule. I ask you again, + have you nothing to say?” + </p> + <p> + “Nothing, General,” replied Edestone. + </p> + <p> + He was slowly blowing rings of smoke, seeming almost to fascinate the + General, who would often stop speaking to follow them with his eyes until + they broke or were lost in the darkness in the corners of the room. This + was an old trick of his to divert the attention of his adversary, therein + improving on Bismarck who always used his cigar to gain time when driven + to a corner. + </p> + <p> + “That is your final answer?” said the General. + </p> + <p> + “My final answer,” Edestone bowed. + </p> + <p> + “And you, Mr. Secretary?” + </p> + <p> + “I am but the mouthpiece of my Government, and she has not spoken yet.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, gentlemen,” said the General rising, “I think we understand each + other.” + </p> + <p> + “I think so,” replied Edestone. “Good-night, sir.” + </p> + <p> + The Secretary accompanied the visitor out into the hall, leaving Edestone, + who as soon as he was alone rang for a servant and sent for Lawrence. In + the meantime he just had opportunity to glance at the note which General + von Lichtenstein had given him. It was a mere scrap of writing asking him + to come to the Princess Wilhelmina immediately after the departure of His + Imperial Majesty. + </p> + <p> + When Lawrence came in he hastily slipped this into his pocket. + </p> + <p> + “Lawrence,” he said, “I want you to send a message for me as soon as Jones + has given his consent. I will ask him in regard to it as soon as he + returns, so you had better wait and hear what he has to say.” + </p> + <p> + A moment later the Secretary came into the room with a very worried + expression on his face. “Edestone,” he said impressively, “this + undoubtedly means war.” + </p> + <p> + “And if so,” rejoined Edestone, “we will win.” + </p> + <p> + He then explained to Jones how he was in daily communication with “Specs” + and was now only waiting for the Secretary’s consent to send for him and + he could have him over Berlin in seven hours. He also explained to him + about the instrument that was in the penthouse on the roof of the Embassy. + </p> + <p> + “But what do you propose to do, Jack?” frowned the Secretary. “Do you + intend to fight these people single-handed and thereby drag your country + into a cruel and disastrous war? That seems to me to be unnecessary.” + </p> + <p> + “No, I propose to save you and the members of the Embassy from a very + disagreeable experience and from what may develop into a very dangerous + situation; for I am convinced that these Germans will not hesitate to fire + upon the Embassy if you do not deliver me up to them. The only hope of + stopping war without loss of life is through me and my invention. I + therefore ask your permission to send the following message,” and he + handed the Secretary a scrap of paper upon which he had written: + </p> + <p> + “Be exactly over American Embassy Berlin tomorrow night at nine o’clock. + Take station at 5000 feet and there await instructions. + </p> + <h3> + “E.” + </h3> + <p> + The Secretary took the paper and read it through twice very slowly. + </p> + <p> + “I fear,” he said with a sigh, “that is the only way.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0028" id="link2HCH0028"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVIII. — WHERE IS IT? + </h2> + <p> + The Secretary left the room after practically turning the entire matter + over to Edestone. He feared that the time had come to show force. The + Germans, in what they felt might be a desperate strait, had thrown to the + wind caution, tradition, and the usages of civilized warfare. They were + preparing some desperate move which he felt that he was powerless to stop. + Diplomacy with them now was as useless as pure logic on a charging + elephant. + </p> + <p> + How they expected to stand against Edestone and his diabolical mystery of + the air, he could not comprehend, but he had lived long enough with this + nation to know them. Simple, kind, and lovable in their ordinary lives, + they were nevertheless, on the subject of war, individually and + collectively mad and they were ready to die fighting. + </p> + <p> + Whereas any sane man could see that their fight with Edestone was + hopeless, they with their absolute confidence and conceit were preparing + to pit themselves against him and some unknown secret of nature. While he, + with his discovery, was apparently in a position to let loose upon their + defenceless city an engine of destruction too terrible to think of. + Edestone, like the pilot who has come aboard the ocean liner, had now + taken entire charge. + </p> + <p> + The first thing was to get off this message, so he sat down to work out + the cipher known only to himself and “Specs.” He said to Lawrence: + </p> + <p> + “My initials J. F. E. are the call which must be repeated three times, + then twice, and then finally once. This must all be repeated with one + minute intervals until answered by the single letter ‘E,’ which will be + repeated eight times, once for every letter in my name, and after an + interval of five minutes, once again only. + </p> + <p> + “After you have satisfied yourself that you are in touch with Mr. Page, my + head man, ‘Specs,’ I call him, send him this.” He handed Lawrence one word + of twenty-two letters, or rather twenty-two letters which he had + apparently taken indiscriminately from a small pocket dictionary. “Have + him repeat, and see that there is no mistake,” and continuing, he said: + “We are certainly being watched by the German servants; the condition of + my trunks shows that, so the first thing to do is to get them out of the + way. Call them all down into the ballroom, and say that I wish to speak to + them. See that everyone is there, and if there is a single one missing, + search the house from garret to cellar until you find them all. I will + give them a little talk which will give you and Black time to get off this + message. I will, incidentally, show them that I propose to put up with no + nonsense whatever.” + </p> + <p> + As Lawrence was leaving the room he said to him with a jolly laugh: “Oh, + by the way, how does it feel to be rich again? I have been so occupied + with other things that I have not had time to thank and congratulate you + on your splendid work. What a fine story it will make when we get back to + New York, which will be very soon, I hope.” + </p> + <p> + When the servants came in he first gave them a little insight into the + real state of affairs from a standpoint that they had never known. He then + explained to them that the Embassy was practically in a state of siege, + and that he was in command, and that if he heard of any one of them having + any communication whatever with anyone on the outside, he would treat them + in the way that he had treated the people in the pictures which he had + shown them, only he would put them out of the window and they would keep + going up and up and never come down again. So when Lawrence returned and + signalled that he might let them go, a more thoroughly scared set of + domestics never waited on the word of “Ivan the Terrible.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, Bo,” said Lawrence as he threw himself into a comfortable chair, + after slopping whisky and water all over the tablecloth and dropping a + large piece of ice on the floor which he kicked violently at the + retreating servant at whom he had bellowed, giving a perfect imitation of + a Prussian officer in a public restaurant when American ladies are + present, “this has certainly been ‘some day.’ Will you please be so kind + as to put me wise on a few of your dates? + </p> + <p> + “In the first place, who was the ‘wise guy’ who rushed out from nowhere + and swallowed up my J. F. E. like an old trout from under a bank who had + never seen a Silver Doctor before? Where is he? How is he to get here, and + what is he going to do when he does?” + </p> + <p> + Edestone quietly finished the lighting of his cigar, and after he was + thoroughly satisfied that this was perfectly done and it was going to draw + to his entire satisfaction, he said: + </p> + <p> + “Well, now that you are to be my fellow-partner in crime, and Jones is our + associate, I will tell you. Do you remember the summer way back in the + 90’s that you and I spent in Switzerland mountain climbing?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, perfectly,” said Lawrence, “but that was a long time ago. We were + nothing but kids then.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you remember that you, kid-like, insisted upon going over a very + flimsy-looking snow bridge, simply because the old guide told us that he + had never seen that crevasse bridged before, and that the tradition down + in Chamonix was that it had only been bridged once or twice in the memory + of man? + </p> + <p> + “And do you remember,” went on Edestone, “that at first he refused to go, + saying that if it broke after we got over, there was no possible way of + our getting back?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” acknowledged Lawrence, “the old ‘chump,’ and I remember that we + went over and got back all right, and those guides are talking about it + yet.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, do you remember,” continued Edestone, “that when we scrambled up + over the next rock ridge we looked into a regular bowl-shaped valley that + had the appearance of a crater of an extinct volcano?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “Well, ‘Specs’ is there in that valley, where perhaps no human being has + ever been before. I sent him there for that reason. He has been there for + the last two months and a half, unknown to anyone on the face of the earth + and thoroughly protected from the storms that sweep over that portion of + the French Alps.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I’ll be damned,” said Lawrence. “Is ‘Specs’ the skipper of that + pretty little toy you were showing on the screen?” + </p> + <p> + “No, Captain Lee is the skipper,” laughed Edestone. “Dear old ‘Specs’ is + my boss. He is the Admiral.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, for the love of Mike,” exploded Lawrence. “What a swell chance + those mortars out there with their long distance telephone attachments + will have with that Queen of the Milky Way. You don’t mean to say that he + is coming over here with his forty thousand tons and float around up there + five thousand feet above the Embassy?” he exclaimed as he looked up at the + ceiling with a look of alarm, as if he expected to see it come crushing + down on him at any moment. And jumping out of his chair he ran about the + room, making the most ridiculous gestures, crying: “Air, I want air!” + while Edestone laughed until the tears rolled down his cheeks. + </p> + <p> + “But say, Bo,” said Lawrence, “there is nothing to it. What do you suppose + those crazy Dutchmen are thinking about? Why I thought that sky pirate + belonged to the United States, and was now probably tied to a dock in some + mud flat, with a crew of two brass polishers and a Sunday School teacher, + while the Virginia creeper and the North Carolina milkweed twined about it + to make nests for the Dove of Peace.” + </p> + <p> + “No,” said Edestone, “it is what you have just called it, a Sky Pirate, + and I am the buccaneer.” + </p> + <p> + “Did the Emperor know that when he got so gay with you tonight?” asked + Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “No, he does not know that, but he knows everything else.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, what is his game?” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Edestone, after thinking for a while, “as far as I can make + it out it is this: They do not want to kill me; they are using me to bait + the trap with which they hope to catch the ‘Queen of the Milky Way,’ as + you call her. They will take her dead, now that they cannot get her alive, + and they hope to be able to put new life into her after they have taken + all life out with the ‘long distance telephone attachments,’ as you call + them.” + </p> + <p> + “Why is he so certain that you will not drop bombs on his city?” asked + Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “I do not know,” replied Edestone, “unless he knows that I am more of a + gentleman than he is. Or perhaps he thinks that I will not allow any + damage to be done until I am safely on board, which may or may not be + perfectly true.” + </p> + <p> + “<i>Tu as raison, mon vieux</i>,” shrugged Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “They will do nothing to me until they are certain that they are going to + lose me. They want me alive, but would rather have me dead than in the + hands of the other fellow. Now do you understand?” + </p> + <p> + “Not exactly,” replied Lawrence, pretending to look very wise. “What do + you mean about taking her dead if they can’t get her alive, and what have + those wires got to do with it?” + </p> + <p> + “I mean by taking her alive,” said Edestone, “buying her from whoever she + belongs to, and keeping me here to show them how to run her. And when I + spoke of taking her dead, I had forgotten that you had not heard what I + said tonight while showing the pictures. I will explain this to you + sometime when we get on board and we have more time, but you will + understand enough when I tell you this.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence listened attentively as Edestone continued. + </p> + <p> + “They know that she floats by virtue of an instrument that I have; they + know that she will not float if brought in contact with the earth or if + connected with it by means of some electrical conductor. They propose to + establish an electrical connexion between her and the ground by throwing + those wires over her with mortars, just as the life-saving men throw a + life-line to a ship in distress.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, that was why they were so carefully connected with the water main,” + interrupted Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” replied Edestone, “and when they get her down they will expect me + with my instrument to float her off again.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, what do you think of their chances of pulling this off?” asked + Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “I think,” said Edestone thoughtfully, “their chances are small, but you + can never tell what these very resourceful people may do. They are buoyed + up by a hopefulness that is almost uncanny and they can’t all be crazy!” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0029" id="link2HCH0029"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIX. — THE DIFFERENCE OF THEIR STATIONS + </h2> + <p> + Edestone and Lawrence sat quietly for a few minutes, Lawrence watching him + with a merry twinkle in his eye while Edestone was unconsciously fingering + the note that General von Lichtenstein had given him. Finally he said: + </p> + <p> + “Well, I’m off for bed. I have a hard day before me tomorrow.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, you are, you old fox!” said his companion. “I’m on to you. There is + something up, and you can’t hide it from me. You have been sitting there + fingering that note from—well, I guess I can pretty well call you, + because your lady friends in Berlin are limited—with the silliest + expression I have ever seen on your face. Now, out with it! You had better + get it off your chest by telling your troubles to papa.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone put the note quickly into his pocket, and was about to force + through his bluff when Lawrence stopped him by saying: + </p> + <p> + “You can trust me, old man; now out with it.” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Edestone in an embarrassed tone, “General von Lichtenstein + did give me a note from Princess Wilhelmina,” showing it to Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “My dear fellow,” Lawrence said, “what do you propose to do? If you are + going to take a chance for the pleasure of seeing a beautiful woman, I am + with you heart and soul; but if you are taking a chance because you + believe she is sincerely in distress and calling on you, an American here + in Berlin, when she’s got all of those becorseted Johnnies around her, you + had better allow me to advise you.” + </p> + <p> + “I am perfectly willing to take a chance,” cried Edestone in an angry + tone, “if you choose to call it that, because I have absolute confidence + in her.” + </p> + <p> + “Say, Jack, I think you are beginning to get a little bit soft on the + Princess. You may be all right when it comes to straight electricity, but + I think you will admit that I have had more experience in this kind of + animal magnetism than you. She is certainly a snappy little induction + coil.” + </p> + <p> + “Lawrence, please don’t,” said Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “Well, you don’t know perfectly well, Jack, that General von Lichtenstein + would not have delivered that note from a Princess of the house of + Windthorst to you, a low-born American plebeian, unless it was part of + their scheme. Why it’s as much as his life is worth, if it is as you + believe it to be,” and he gave Edestone a knowing look. + </p> + <p> + “Now, cut that out, Lawrence,” said Edestone in a decided tone. “Do not + think for one moment that I have any illusions as far as that young lady + is concerned. She is evidently in trouble of some kind, and the fact that + she is so young offsets that of her being a Princess.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence shrugged his shoulders, and occupied himself smoking while + Edestone continued: + </p> + <p> + “I think that General von Lichtenstein thinks she is working for them, but + I am just fool enough to think that she is not. In fact, I know she is + not, but even if she were, I would like to show those people that I will + not allow them to sacrifice her dignity and compromise herself in her own + eyes even for them, so I am going, if for no other reason than to keep her + from doing something which she may some day deeply regret. I’m off. If you + want some excitement, why you might drop into some of the clubs and feel + out the officers.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah,” said Lawrence, “that is a good idea. I will be just about as popular + as a baby rabbit in a litter of foxes.” + </p> + <p> + “And you can enjoy watching them as they sit around, licking their chops,” + interjected Edestone, “as they think of the dainty morsel you will make + when they eat you alive tomorrow. Be careful. We want no false steps, and + there are some pretty skittish ponies in the Emperor’s stable. He can hold + in check his plough horses, but these young thoroughbreds are getting + nervous at the post.” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Lawrence, “I never was very strong for these Prussians, but + they made a hit with me tonight in the way in which they started for you. + They were a pretty fine looking lot of handsome young chaps,” and curling + an imaginary moustache, he continued: “Almost as good as our eleven of + 1903,” and they both stood and toasted grand old Harvard, and he was + leaving the room singing, “Here’s to dear old Harvard, drink her down!” + when Edestone called him back and said: + </p> + <p> + “Lawrence, get one of the Embassy automobiles and I will drop you on the + way.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, whereas he knew that his movements were being watched and that + this meeting had been arranged, if not by the German General Staff, by + some of its female lieutenants, was determined to show them that he did + not intend to compromise this little Princess by calling upon her at that + hour of the night in a secretive manner. + </p> + <p> + All was perfectly quiet in the streets, and the automobile was allowed to + pass without interruption. When he arrived at the Palace he imagined that + the coast had been cleared for him, for on entering he discovered that + there was some sort of an entertainment going on, which would have + necessitated the presence of waiting automobiles on the outside, which + were conspicuous by their absence. + </p> + <p> + He was evidently expected, and was immediately conducted to a small room. + He could hear music and laughter in another part of the Palace, but saw no + one except the flunkeys in the hall. + </p> + <p> + The room into which he was shown was evidently one of those used by the + family in their home life, as was shown by the papers, books, and fancy + work lying about. + </p> + <p> + The situation would ordinarily have been most amusing to him, and had he + not been so occupied with such serious matters, and had there been less of + a difference in their ages and social positions, he would have enjoyed the + excitement of a mysterious rendezvous with this extremely charming and + attractive young woman. + </p> + <p> + He was thoroughly conscious of her attractions, and though he might have + denied the necessity of this, in thinking of her he always kept before his + mind the fable of the fox and the sour grapes. + </p> + <p> + He was kept waiting for about fifteen minutes, and he began to wonder if + the whole thing had not been arranged, and would not have been surprised + if when the door quietly opened he had seen von Lichtenstein or even the + Emperor himself instead of a very much frightened little woman. + </p> + <p> + She was apparently supported by sheer will power and the pride of the + Princess, which she had inherited from her long line of ancestors, + extending back into the unwritten pages of history. + </p> + <p> + She was dressed so simply that the lines of her most graceful little + figure were perfectly revealed, but with such modesty that though she + followed the dictates of the modern fashions, which leave little to the + imagination, the effect upon Edestone was that of reverence in the + presence of such youth and innocence. + </p> + <p> + To him she seemed to be draped in some soft silky material, and though her + neck and arms were bare, they were enveloped in a shimmer of tulle, which + she held about her as if for protection. Her hair, parted in the middle, + was flatly dressed, and held close to her small head by a little band of + jewels which encircled it and crossed her low white brow. + </p> + <p> + She was perfectly calm, dignified, and had herself well in hand. There was + an expression upon her face of resolution, and as if to help, she assumed + a more royal and dignified bearing than he had ever supposed she was + capable of. + </p> + <p> + She had evidently been crying, but her voice was steady and rather haughty + in its tone as she said, giving him her hand: + </p> + <p> + “I am glad that you have come.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone took it gently in his own, and bowing, scarcely touched it with + his lips, but when he felt its icy touch, and caught the faint perfume, he + felt a thrill, and for a moment he forgot that he was in the presence of a + Royal Princess, who looked upon him as something a little bit better than + a servant, and not as good as the most miserable Count that ever wore a + paper collar or passed a fraudulent check at the Newport Reading Room. + </p> + <p> + Recovering himself quickly, however, he dropped her hand and stood in an + attitude of deep respect, but not until she had caught the look that he + had given her. + </p> + <p> + Not daring to look up at her for fear of her indignation at his + presumption, he busied himself arranging the cushions in a seat for her. + </p> + <p> + Raising her hand to her throat, which had moved convulsively, she watched + him with a quiet little smile, as if waiting to finish the deadly work + which she, young as she was, knew that she had started. Like a great ring + general, she did not intend to allow her adversary time to recover before + she administered the <i>coup de grace</i>. + </p> + <p> + When he recovered sufficiently to allow himself to look at her, although + he resolved to keep strictly to the object of their meeting, he was so + struck with her great charm that he could not resist saying: + </p> + <p> + “I sincerely hope, Princess, that you will pardon me if I take the great + liberty of saying to you that you are looking extremely beautiful + tonight.” + </p> + <p> + She answered with a smile. + </p> + <p> + And then in a light and frivolous tone, and looking at her in a manner + which she could not misunderstand, with the deepest respect he added: + </p> + <p> + “If I were a Prince and a few years younger, I would humbly kneel and + worship at your shrine, Princess.” + </p> + <p> + A cloud passed over her face, but recovering, with a look which if + Edestone had been younger and less sensible would have finished him: + </p> + <p> + “Well, Mr. Edestone,” she smiled coquettishly, “I understand that you were + tonight a match for an Emperor; and I am feeling very old myself.” + </p> + <p> + With a smile acknowledging her condescension in allowing this slight + exchange of repartee, he assumed a fatherly air, and said, having + recovered himself entirely: + </p> + <p> + “Now, my dear and very sweet little Princess, your very old and most + humble servant awaits your orders. The only reward that he expects is that + he be allowed to see you one or two times before he dies of old age, or + you are seated on a throne.” + </p> + <p> + With an impatient gesture, and an almost imperceptible stamp of her little + foot, she said: + </p> + <p> + “Please don’t talk that way. I hate being a Princess, and the way you say + it makes me hate myself,” and with a quick glance and a tone of great + seriousness: “I don’t think you are so old as all that. + </p> + <p> + “I have sent for you,” changing her voice, “to warn you again. It was + absolutely necessary in order to arrange this meeting to lead them to + believe that I was willing to do that which you must hate me for—use + my power as a woman to persuade you to give up the position which you have + taken, and though I hate them all for it, in order to save you from + certain death I have compromised myself in my own eyes, and have done that + which will cause you to hate me.” + </p> + <p> + “That I could never do,” said Edestone, which brought a faint smile to her + lips. “Princess, I appreciate more deeply than I can say your great + kindness, and if there is anything that I can do which will save you from + these people when they find that you have failed in your undertaking, you + can command me. Your warning, however, comes as no surprise to me; but I + appreciate it none the less.” + </p> + <p> + “Could I not hold out to them,” she anticipated, “that you had agreed to + reveal this secret to me, and in that way gain time, and you might be able + to get out of Berlin?” + </p> + <p> + “But what would become of you when they discovered that you had played + them false?” asked Edestone. And then, as if hesitating to refer to the + delicacy of her position, an English Princess in Berlin, he added: “They + are relentless, and they might suspect you of playing into the hands of + England. No, Princess, there is but one thing for you to do, and that is + to say that I declined absolutely and entirely to consider any proposition + of any kind. + </p> + <p> + “If you were in any way associated with me in what I have already done and + what I propose to do, I should not be willing to leave you in Berlin, and + though I know you are absolutely sincere in your intentions to assist me + in my work, there is no possible way for me to protect you other than by + taking you with me, which is absolutely out of the question. You would not + be safe even in the American Embassy.” + </p> + <p> + She thought for a while, and then, as if an idea had struck her, she said + blushingly: + </p> + <p> + “My mother, like myself, is perfectly loyal to England, and if as I + understand it is the intention of the American Government to come out on + the side of the Allies, would there be any impropriety in my going with + her to the Embassy and taking my chances with the Secretary’s family?” + </p> + <p> + “That would be impossible,” said Edestone. “They have taken you into their + confidence, and would not allow you to leave the country. I think mine is + the only plan. Say to them that I would listen to no proposition, and + allow me to go and take my chances.” + </p> + <p> + He could not trust himself, and he knew his only hope of keeping her + esteem was in getting out before she discovered his real secret, and + rising in a most dignified manner he kissed her hand, and then allowing + himself to press it gently to his cheek for a moment, left the room + abruptly, while she sank into a seat and covered her face with her hands. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0030" id="link2HCH0030"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXX. — THEY CALL FOR ASSISTANCE + </h2> + <p> + The next morning everything was perfectly quiet on the outside of the + Embassy. The soldiers had apparently settled down for a siege. They + contented themselves with singing hymns and drinking songs, and with mock + reverence rendering the “Star Spangled Banner,” closely followed by the + “Marseillaise,” and “It’s a Long Way to Tipperary.” + </p> + <p> + But there was mutiny within the walls. Mrs. Jones had flatly refused to + leave the Embassy. She said that she had not the slightest idea of going + up in Jack’s foolish flying machine, to be shot at by the soldiers or + dropped into the middle of the ocean; that for her part she intended to + stay exactly where she was. The Secretary might go if he wished to risk + his life in a balloon or if it was his duty, but she thought she was safer + in the Embassy. She was perfectly sure that the Germans would not dare to + shoot at it while the United States flag was flying over it, and there + were women inside. + </p> + <p> + The Secretary seemed to agree with her, and said: “It was only on your + account, my dear, that I was going. As long as the flag flies above this + roof, my duty is here, and I sincerely hope that you are right.” + </p> + <p> + “But we are now at war with these people,” said Edestone, “and they may + take it into their heads to shoot that flag away, and they have plainly + shown that they will kill and burn women and children if in their judgment + one single point, however small, can be gained in their national game of + war. It is a ruling passion with them, and they think that all of the + nicer feelings of honour, humanity, and even religion must be crushed, and + that these sentiments are foolish and are for women and weaklings only.” + </p> + <p> + At which Mrs. Jones seemed worried. She preferred, however, she said, to + stay and take a chance rather than go to certain death with Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “I think,” said he, “that if we were dealing with any of the other + civilized nations, the Embassy would be perfectly safe, even if war had + been declared or forced upon us without any formal declaration, but with + the Germans in their present state of nerves, it is quite different. They + have a strange method of retaliation, not for an injury to themselves, but + for the failure on their part to inflict one upon others, which can only + be accounted for by their savage passion for revenge. The real danger, + however, will be before this while they are trying to prevent my escape.” + </p> + <p> + The Secretary was anxious to remain at his post as long as possible, so he + was glad to side with Mrs. Jones. Lawrence begged for and obtained + permission to go with Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “You can take absolutely nothing in the way of luggage,” said Edestone. “I + can fit you out when we get on board. I have just told Black, Stanton, and + James the same thing, and I suppose your boy would like to go with you + also.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly,” said Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + With no preparations to make, there was nothing to do but wait. Lawrence + was the only one who was willing to go out on the streets and stand the + ugly looks that were given by all those who in some way or another knew + that they were Americans. + </p> + <p> + On his return he reported that the papers were silent on the subject of + the Kaiser’s call at the Embassy the night before. One of the afternoon + papers, he said, did report that a very large Zeppelin had been seen + flying over Berne at 9 o’clock in the morning, at about 5000 feet, judging + by her size. At first it was thought that she was on fire from the clouds + of smoke that she was emitting, but she continued on her way in the + direction of Berlin at about fifty miles an hour. She was up too high, the + papers stated, to be identified, but as the Swiss Government knew that + none of the Allies had Zeppelins, it was suggested that a protest would + soon come from Switzerland for a violation of her neutrality. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence said that evidently the German General Staff had received some + information, for he found no officers at the Club, and troops with + anti-aircraft guns and mortars with their two-wheeled trailers were moving + in all directions. + </p> + <p> + The general public, however, as usual, seemed to have no information, and + were going about their duties in their usual stolid manner. + </p> + <p> + The troops around the Embassy had been reinforced and were showing great + activity. He thought that the Kaiser was making a personal inspection + judging by the number of high officers he saw going and coming. + </p> + <p> + The soldiers were most insulting in their manner and kept him moving, and + would not allow him to go anywhere near the mortars which were stripped + for action. The covers over the two-wheeled drums were unstrapped so that + they could be thrown off at a moment’s notice. + </p> + <p> + “You are right,” said Edestone, as he and Lawrence stood looking out of + one of the windows of the Embassy at about 5 o’clock in the afternoon. + “They have heard something. I am surprised that we have heard nothing from + them today. You can depend upon it, they will try to get me without an + actual fight. They know that they can bamboozle our Government, but fear + the temper of our people will not stand for any killing, which they + certainly intend to do if necessary. I do wish Mrs. Jones was not here. + </p> + <p> + “If ‘Specs’ was over Berne at 9 o’clock,” he went on, “and he wanted to, + he could have been here hours ago. He is evidently jogging along slowly. + He cannot now be more than fifty miles away; he is perhaps just about at + Leipsic. I think we had better speak to him and tell him to go higher up + and not to come over Berlin before dark. You know he does not know what is + going on here. I am afraid to warn him about the wires, for if by chance + they should intercept our message they would know that they had struck a + very good answer to my ‘Little Peace Maker.’” + </p> + <p> + “You don’t mean to say,” cried Lawrence, “that there is any chance of + their pulling you down with those wires?” + </p> + <p> + “It all depends,” replied Edestone. “It would take me some time to + calculate the amount of metal it would require to take the current that + would wreck us, but if they do get that amount in contact with us and the + earth at the same time we will come down.” + </p> + <p> + “My God!” said Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “Well, that is the reason that I do not want to take any chance by + mentioning wires at all. They don’t know now that one wire will not do the + trick, and if they get the idea that it is a question of the largest + possible number, they will double up on us. As it is, they have sixteen, + and we have a fighting chance. At any rate, I will speak to ‘Specs’ and + tell him not to come over the Embassy until after dark.” + </p> + <p> + “Won’t he have some difficulty in finding the Embassy?” asked Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + Edestone laughed. “You do not know old ‘Specs.’ In the first place he + studied for six years in Berlin and knows it from end to end. Besides, he + has all of the cities of Europe plotted, and he can get his bearings from + a dozen different points. He will feel very badly unless Capt. Lee puts + him within a few inches of where his calculations tell him he should be. + Why, you should see him calculating! He used a 6 H pencil, and he can + cover a large sheet of paper with microscopic figures before you have even + sharpened yours! It will be just like ‘Specs,’ if it is a still night, to + drop a plumb line and check himself. When you see him coming down slowly, + you can be sure that he is going to drop his ladder at exactly the right + spot. + </p> + <p> + “You see to it that the servants are all out of the way. If necessary, + lock them all down in the basement. I will work out the message.” + </p> + <p> + When Lawrence returned and stated that everything was clear, Edestone said + to him: “Send this. It says: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + “Stand by at 50, up 10,000. After dark follow orders. If called + come quickly.’” + </pre> + <p> + They then took the elevator and went together to the roof, where with + powerful glasses they searched the south-western sky. On all sides they + could see Taubes, which like great birds were circling in all directions. + </p> + <p> + Edestone was startled by seeing something that looked like the “Little + Peace Maker,” but it turned out to be one of the largest German Zeppelins. + </p> + <p> + “Why, my boy,” laughed Lawrence, “Captain Lee could make that fellow look + like an <i>ante bellum</i> picnic in a thunderstorm, all hoop skirts and + bombazine, before Count Zeppelin could get it under the shelter tent. + </p> + <p> + “It is circling now,” he exclaimed; “he must have his eye on a Belgium + baby, the old buzzard!” + </p> + <p> + After Edestone had gotten Lawrence to his wireless instrument by first + running the car down until the top was at the level of the roof, and after + Lawrence had stepped on running it up to the top of the penthouse, he then + dropped the car down and came out on the roof again. + </p> + <p> + He looked about with his glasses; and was not surprised to see soldiers on + the roofs of the other buildings where they had stationed powerful + anti-aircraft guns and searchlights. + </p> + <p> + “I am rather glad Mrs. Jones is not coming with us,” he thought. “It is + going to be pretty hot here for a little while. We shall be under fire for + about ten feet; Captain Lee will not dare come down any closer.” + </p> + <p> + When Lawrence came down, he said: “I got him and he answered me. I am sure + someone was trying to cut in. I could not tell whether he could get us or + not, but he was trying to mix us up.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone worked with his little book for a few minutes, and then read + aloud: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + “Passed over Leipsic up 5000. Have been seen. Will stand by at 30, + up 10,000.” + </pre> + <p> + “That means that he is about over Dessau, and could get here in fifteen + minutes easily if called. So far so good. But those machine guns are + worrying me. I did not want to make any show of force, but self protection + may drive me to it. + </p> + <p> + “Run the elevator down, Lawrence, and come back by the stairs. We can walk + down. I want to look over my ground and plan my campaign.” + </p> + <p> + “How foolish,” he thought, “not to have remembered the machine guns on the + roofs. The only protection we have on the Embassy are the chimneys and the + penthouse, and they will protect only halfway up the landing ladder. There + is always that ten feet in which we will be exposed on all sides to a fire + under which nothing could live for half a minute.” + </p> + <p> + He then examined the door to the bulkhead at the head of the stairs. It + was strong, but there was no way to fasten it on the outside. There was + another door at the bottom of the stairs that could be locked, but it was + an ordinary door and could easily be broken down. He found only one place + on the entire roof where there was what might be called a zone of safety, + and that was by no means perfectly safe. + </p> + <p> + He carefully worked out the plan of defence, giving to his enemy the part + to play which he thought they would naturally take. + </p> + <p> + When Lawrence came up he explained his plan to him. He said: “When they + see that we are attempting to escape by the roof, they will rush us by + coming up those stairs. I do not intend to allow my men to fire unless it + is absolutely necessary.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, just shoot me one little one,” begged Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + Edestone frowned disapprovingly. “When they have broken through the lower + door, we can stand here between the penthouse and the chimneys, and by + keeping down below the parapet be comparatively safe. I will then tell + them that I have a machine gun trained on the bulkhead door, and that it + will be certain death for them to attempt to come out that way. If they + fire on the Embassy, I will order my large guns to silence every gun that + bears on it.” + </p> + <p> + As they went downstairs the sun was just setting. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0031" id="link2HCH0031"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXI. — “SIT DOWN, YOU DOG!” + </h2> + <p> + As Edestone and Lawrence were coming down the stairs they were met by one + of the German servants, who told them in a rather excited manner that the + Secretary wished to see them both in his library. + </p> + <p> + Hastening down they were surprised as they arrived in the main hall to see + through the iron and glass grille a squad of German soldiers standing at + the front door. + </p> + <p> + “This is their last card,” said Edestone in an undertone, “and if it fails + there is nothing left for them to do but kill me. They have received word + from Leipsic and they know that there is no time to lose, so we can look + out now for anything. You had better get our party together, Lawrence, and + see that every man has a pistol. There are two automatics in my room. When + you get back, if you find me standing, or if I rise, or if I light a + cigar, make some excuse and get up to the roof as quickly as you can and + send your S. O. S. call to ‘Specs.’ He can be here in fifteen minutes + after he receives it. Then, lock that grille and station someone there you + can trust.” + </p> + <p> + “I wonder what they’ll charge me with?” he thought as alone he entered the + room where the Secretary was sitting calmly, although Edestone could see + that he was making a great effort not to show his indignation to the + German officer who was standing in front of him. + </p> + <p> + Edestone knew him so well that when he saw his mouth fixed as though he + was whistling quietly to himself, the forefinger of his right hand at his + lips as if to assist him in his musical efforts,—he who could not + turn a tune,—he knew that Jones had himself well in hand. In his + left hand the Secretary held a formal-looking paper with which he was + quietly tapping the table in front of him as though keeping time to his + soundless and imaginary ditty. With his chin well down, he was looking + from under his heavy eyebrows with eyes that were dangerously cold. + </p> + <p> + The officer who had delivered these papers was apparently waiting for his + answer and stood very erect, looking straight ahead of him. He did not + change his position or notice Edestone as he entered the room. + </p> + <p> + “Good-morning, Count von Hemelstein,” said Edestone on seeing who it was, + and the soldier then condescended to acknowledge the greeting with a + slight bow. + </p> + <p> + The Secretary leaned forward, and putting both hands flat on the table + while looking straight at Count von Hemelstein, said in a rather judicial + tone, as though delivering an opinion from the bench: + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone, Count von Hemelstein has just delivered to me an order for + your arrest on the charge of giving assistance to the enemies of Germany. + He also charges Lawrence Stuyvesant with insulting the Emperor’s uniform + and his dignity by impersonating a Prince of the Royal Blood and rendering + that Prince ridiculous. He states, however, in your case that the Emperor + will accept your explanation if you will accompany Count von Hemelstein + quietly and make it to His Imperial Majesty in person. In the case of + Lawrence Stuyvesant, he demands an apology and has paroled him in my + custody until this is received, and as in the first case he makes a + further condition, which is that the Emperor will accept an apology made + by Lawrence Stuyvesant to the Prince himself, provided only that you agree + to accompany Count von Hemelstein quietly and at once.” + </p> + <p> + Then turning as if addressing a prisoner on trial before him he said, in + that soft and quiet voice always assumed by a judge in speaking to a + criminal, even though he knows that the culprit has just boiled his + mother: + </p> + <p> + “In the case against you, Mr. Edestone, in your absence I have flatly + denied the charge. In the case against Lawrence Stuyvesant I deny all + knowledge of, and decline to express an opinion until I have had an + opportunity of looking into, the circumstances of the alleged offence.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone who had stood during this went over and took a seat at the + Secretary’s side of the table. “It is just as you said it would be,” he + observed to the Count with a mocking laugh as he passed him. “You Germans + are so thorough.” + </p> + <p> + The Count made no reply, only stiffening up, if it were possible to give + any more of that quality of German militarism to a ramrod in human form. + </p> + <p> + He stood as if expecting the Secretary to continue, or to hear further + from Edestone, but both men sat perfectly still looking at him. The + Secretary, as if having delivered his ruling, he was waiting for the case + to go on, settled back into his chair, while Edestone, with the look of a + lawyer who is perfectly satisfied with the ruling of the court, was + grinning at his opponent, toying with both hands with a small bronze + paper-weight made in the shape of a ploughshare, recently received from + Washington with the compliments of the Secretary of State. + </p> + <p> + As neither man seemed to have the slightest intention of breaking the + silence, after a moment which seemed an age, Count von Hemelstein brought + his hand with a snap to a salute. + </p> + <p> + “My orders are to bring Mr. Edestone with me,” he said, “and if you + decline to deliver him to me, Mr. Secretary, I must use force.” + </p> + <p> + “That I have no power to prevent you from doing,” said Jones. “You are now + in the Embassy of a friendly nation, on soil dedicated by His Imperial + Majesty to the use of the representative of that nation, whose safety and + that of those he may see fit to protect are guaranteed by the most solemn + promise that it is possible for one nation to make to another. If His + Imperial Majesty intends to break his solemn word, I am as powerless as + the lowest peasant in his domain. As to my word of honour as to the + safe-keeping of Mr. Lawrence Stuyvesant, you have by your act reduced me + to the rank of a simple American citizen, and as such, and not as + representing the Ambassador at the Court of Berlin—for after this + there can be none—I tell you that I will not give my word to those + who do not keep theirs. As to Mr. Edestone, I can simply, for his own + sake, advise him to go with you, but not before I tell him that his + country will resist with all its power the indignity which His Majesty has + seen fit to offer it.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence, who had come in during this speech, was standing looking in + amazement from one to the other. + </p> + <p> + Then Edestone rose. “Mr. Secretary,” he said, “I regret to have been the + cause of putting you in this most trying position, and before I decide to + accompany this officer or detective I must think, so with your permission + I will light a cigar.” He walked over to a table and very slowly selected + one from a box that was there. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence, as if he had forgotten something, left the room hurriedly. + </p> + <p> + Edestone very deliberately took his cigar and very slowly lighted it. He + then as slowly walked back to his seat and sat blowing ring after ring, + holding all the time the box of matches in his right hand. + </p> + <p> + In the meantime Lawrence had walked to the front door, as if looking out + to see why the soldiers were there, and turned the key of the grille so + noiselessly that it failed to attract any attention from the men on the + outside. Then turning to Fred, the Bowery boy, who was waiting for him, he + spoke in an undertone. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t let any of the servants open that door or even go near it,” he + said, and, satisfied that his order would be obeyed, stepped inside the + elevator and closed the door with a bang. + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who had meanwhile been doing anything simply to kill time, heard + this. He knew that Lawrence would work quickly, and had had ample time to + carry out the first part of his instructions. As if about to drop into his + pocket the box of matches he was holding, he drew with a quick motion a + .38 automatic, and leaning across the table covered the Count with it. + </p> + <p> + “Hold up your hands!” he said without raising his voice. “It is safer.” + </p> + <p> + There was on his face that unmistakable look of the man who intends to + kill. The other man saw it and understood, and reluctantly raised his + hands above his head after making a half-gesture as if to draw his own + pistol from his belt but thinking better of it. + </p> + <p> + “This is very foolish, Mr. Edestone,” he said with a disdainful sneer. + “Will you fight single-handed six million men?” + </p> + <p> + Jones, who when a young man had spent a good many years in a frontier + town, was too accustomed to this method of punctuating one’s remarks and + calling the undivided attention of one’s listener to them, to be much + surprised. At any rate, he showed none, and besides he knew Edestone to be + a perfectly cool man whose trigger finger would not twitch from + nervousness. + </p> + <p> + “Be careful, Jack,” he contented himself with saying very quietly; “I + suppose you know what you are about.” Then he settled back to wait for + Edestone to explain what he would do next. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, William,” said Edestone, “I know exactly what I am doing, and in + order to relieve you and your Government from any responsibility, I here, + in the presence of the Emperor’s representative, renounce my allegiance to + the United States of America and to all other countries, and I now become + a law unto myself, accountable to no one but myself—in other words, + an outlaw, a pirate.” He turned then to the emissary of the Kaiser. + </p> + <p> + “Count von Hemelstein, as I intend to keep you in that position for some + little time unless you will allow me to remove your arms—not your + sword,” he explained quickly on seeing the look of horror that came over + the Prussian’s face. “I will allow you to keep that barbaric relic of the + Middle Ages and modern Japan, to which you and the Knights k of the Orient + attach so much importance. But that very nice automatic I must have. I beg + that you will allow me to take it without any unnecessary fuss.” He walked + around the table and, gently pulling the pistol out of its holster, put it + into his own pocket, keeping the Count carefully covered all the while. + </p> + <p> + “Now you can take down your hands. I know that you can hide nothing more + dangerous in that tight-fitting uniform of yours than a long cigarette + holder and a very pretty box. I am delighted that you have been so quiet, + as no one could come to your assistance. Your soldiers are locked outside + of the iron grille and would have some difficulty in breaking it down, + even if they could hear you; so sit down. I wish to explain a few things + to you. + </p> + <p> + “It is now exactly a quarter before eight o’clock. By eight the Little + Peace Maker will be over the Embassy, and you with your boastful knowledge + of other people’s business must realize what that means. You have heard + what I just said to the Secretary representing the United States at the + Court of Berlin, and my object in making that statement before you was to + relieve him and the United States of America of the responsibility of any + of my acts. The Little Peace Maker is my own personal property, and before + she fires a gun or drops a bomb I shall haul down the flag of the United + States and run up my own private signal, which on my yacht, the <i>Storm + Queen</i>, is well known in all yachting circles. In short, from now on I + declare myself an outlaw. + </p> + <p> + “If your Emperor will allow me and my men to go abroad peaceably, I will + do so and all may be well, but at the very first act of violence I will + take the necessary steps to protect them. I intend to keep you here until + I am notified that the airship has arrived, and when I leave this room, my + advice to you is not to follow me, but go at once and notify your superior + officer and thereby save the great loss of life that will otherwise ensue. + </p> + <p> + “Now, Count, as we will have about ten minutes longer together, I am quite + sure that the Secretary will not object to your joining me with one of the + Ambassador’s extremely good cigars,” and he winked at his friend Jones. + </p> + <p> + He walked over to the table as if to get the box, but the moment his back + was turned the Count jumped and started for the door like a flash. With a + quick side step, however, Edestone threw himself between him and the only + exit from the room, and giving the fugitive a good poke in the stomach + with the muzzle of his gun, said: + </p> + <p> + “I allowed you to do that to show you that you are absolutely in my power. + Sit down, Count von Hemelstein, and if you will give me your word of + honour that you will not move I shall not tie you. Do you accept these + terms?” + </p> + <p> + The Count nodded his head and sat down, and the Secretary, who all this + time had been sitting perfectly quiet, said with a very little bit of a + smile on about one-half of his mouth: + </p> + <p> + “Count von Hemelstein, if I were you I should sit still. You must see that + you are powerless to do anything, and whereas I know that Mr. Edestone + does not intend to kill you unless it is absolutely necessary, I am + equally certain that he intends to if it is. In fact, I do not know that + he might not kill me if I stood in his way. He has just declared himself + to be an outlaw, and it is my duty to turn him over to the authorities, + but I should hate to have to try to do it now that he seems so bent on + leaving us.” + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who quickly caught the idea that the Secretary was trying to + convey to him, turned on his friend. + </p> + <p> + “If you, my friend, whom I have known for years, desert me now,” he + declared in a loud and apparently much excited tone, “or attempt to + deliver me over to these wild people to kill, I will kill you, if it is + the last act of my life.” He faced about so that one eye was hidden from + the flabbergasted German and gave another significant wink. Then turning + back to the Count he resumed: “I will kill any man who prevents me from + going on board the Little Peace Maker tonight. Now let us talk about more + pleasant things for the few remaining minutes that we are to have in each + other’s company.” + </p> + <p> + But the Count was in no mood for conversation. He sat staring at the + floor, while Edestone with his watch in his hand waited for word from + Lawrence. It was now eight o’clock and still no response. Could there be + some mistake? Had the Germans been able to prevent his message from going + through? Or was Lawrence waiting to be sure that the airship was coming + before leaving the roof to notify him? + </p> + <p> + On the outside all was quiet, and as long as the soldiers did not suspect, + everything would be all right. But suppose that the Emperor should grow + impatient and send another messenger? He was just congratulating himself + that the Count did not know what time it was or that the Little Peace + Maker was now overdue, when a clock somewhere struck eight. + </p> + <p> + The Count straightened up and his look of k interest changed to hope, and + finally a smile broke over his face as the minutes slipped by. + </p> + <p> + “Well, Mr. Edestone, your little dream will soon be over,” he taunted, + after sitting for about five minutes longer. + </p> + <p> + Even the Secretary was growing fidgety. He knew that something would have + to happen soon or the German General Staff, with its usual thoroughness, + would ask the reason why, and this question would be put in their usual + forcible manner. + </p> + <p> + It was now ten minutes after eight, and Edestone expected every minute to + hear a ring at the front door. Besides, the dusk was coming on and the + servants would soon be in to light the lights. He had decided that if they + did he would retreat to the roof, forcing the Count to accompany him, and + there make a last stand. He formed a mental resolution never to leave that + roof alive except on board of the Little Peace Maker. He had always said + that he had rather be dead than a failure. He did not want to live to see + his life’s work, his beautiful ship, which must finally come down, used + for war, death, and destruction, his dream of universal peace gone + forever; or by his own discovery remove still farther from the grasp of + the long-suffering world that relief which it was vainly reaching out for + in its present desperate plight. + </p> + <p> + Was this the end? If so, he would meet it calmly, but not until he had + made a fight. Then he would meet Fate with a smile, for she had been good + to him. Perhaps an all-wise Providence had decreed that man must fight on + to the bitter end, and to punish him for his presumption in attempting to + alter an unalterable law had led him on only to destroy him just as he, + with his petty little mind, thought he had reached the goal. + </p> + <p> + The Count was now laughing and explaining to Jones what was going to + happen to him, to the United States, and especially to Edestone, and Jones + was beginning to look as if he thought there might be some truth in what + he was saying. + </p> + <p> + It was nearly half-past eight when the long-expected ring at the front + door came. The Count laughed out loud in triumph. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone,” he said, “don’t you think that it is just about time to + ask for terms? It is not too late even now. You are a game man, and I hate + to see you go to destruction when it is not necessary.” + </p> + <p> + The ring was followed by another longer than the first. + </p> + <p> + Edestone was leaning well over the table and looking at the Count with a + light in his eyes like that in those of a tiger about to spring. + </p> + <p> + “I return the compliment,” he said. + </p> + <p> + There was now heard on the outside much noise and confusion. The bell was + rung again and the sound of someone violently shaking the front door was + followed by the breaking of the glass in the iron grille. Above this din, + which was really not so great as it seemed to the overwrought nerves of + the three men who had sat looking at each other for the last forty + minutes, there came the unmistakable rattle of machine-guns, which at + first was distant and light in volume, but with incredible rapidity + increased until it was a roar that seemed like a great wave rolling up + from the southern part of the city. + </p> + <p> + Edestone, who knew that this meant that the Little Peace Maker must have + been sighted by the German look-outs on the roofs, ran to the window. + </p> + <p> + The Count hesitated for just one moment, as if there were two forces + within him fighting for mastery, and then with a quick movement he made a + jump for the door. + </p> + <p> + “Sit down, you dog!” cried Edestone turning just in time to see him, and + he sent a bullet crashing through the door just above the Count’s hand + where it rested on the knob. + </p> + <p> + Count von Hemelstein stopped, and turning braced himself to receive the + ball that he thought must certainly follow. + </p> + <p> + “Come back and sit down, you poor thing. If you cannot keep your word + without help, I will help you next time.” + </p> + <p> + But the soldiers on the outside, on hearing the shot, redoubled their + efforts to get in, and now could be heard running around the house and + trying the other doors. In the midst of all this uproar, Lawrence came + down, and in imitation of one of his favourite characters, the sailor who + announced to Captain Sigsbee the sinking of the <i>Maine</i>, said: + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I have the honour to report that the Little Peace Maker has been + sighted on our starboard bow.” Then throwing off his assumed character he + added: “Get a move on you, they will be in at the front door in a minute! + </p> + <p> + “And what are you going to do with this?” he asked on seeing the Count. + “Don’t you think we had better wing it before we leave? Ish ka bibble.” + </p> + <p> + “No.” Edestone pushed him ahead of him out of the room. And to Jones: + “Good-bye, William,” he called over his shoulder. “I am sorry to have + given you so much trouble.” + </p> + <p> + When he had closed the door they both ran into the elevator and started + for the roof. + </p> + <p> + “Where are all of those who are going with us?” asked Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “They are all on the roof. No, by Jove!” Lawrence interrupted himself, + “Fred is still down in the front hall.” + </p> + <p> + “We must go for him,” said Edestone, halting the car and starting it down. + </p> + <p> + “Why not leave him? Mr. Jones can take care of him.” + </p> + <p> + “No, they won’t stop at anything.” Edestone shook his head. + </p> + <p> + By this time the car had arrived at the main-floor level, and as Edestone + flung open the door the Count was seen just coming out of the library, + while Fred, who had seen Edestone and Lawrence take the lift, was running + up the stairs. In the dim light the Count saw him, and cried to the + soldiers who had their guns through the grille: + </p> + <p> + “Shoot that man!” + </p> + <p> + There was the report of several rifles in quick succession, and the Bowery + boy, who was now at the top of the great monumental stairs, fell dead. His + body rolled to the bottom and lay there perfectly still. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0032" id="link2HCH0032"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXII. — L. P. M. + </h2> + <p> + Almost beside himself, Lawrence resisted all of Edestone’s efforts to get + him back into the elevator. + </p> + <p> + “You damn’ dirty Dutchman, I’ll pay you for this!” he yelled over his + shoulder, as he struggled to break loose from the firm grip which held + him, and get at the Count. + </p> + <p> + It was not a time to permit of argument. Overpowering him with his great + strength, Edestone simply dragged him back, and flung him into a corner of + the car, where he sat crying like a baby with uncontrollable rage. + </p> + <p> + After he had started the lift, however, Edestone went over and patted him + soothingly on the shoulder. + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry, old man,” he said regretfully, “awfully sorry! He thought it + was I, and I almost wish it had been.” + </p> + <p> + This brought Lawrence back to himself. He knew that Edestone meant every + word he said and, jumping to his feet, he threw his arms around his + friend’s neck. + </p> + <p> + “Bo!” he exclaimed, half-laughing, half-sobbing, “you are a king among + men!” little dreaming of the amount of truth there was in what he said. + </p> + <p> + A moment later he dropped back into the vernacular, where he was more at + home. + </p> + <p> + “You are the best sport I ever knew,” he said, “and I am nothing but a + rotten squealer! Forgive me, and I will try to be good. But, Bo! that did + hurt!” The tears came to his eyes once more. “He was such a nervy little + chap!” + </p> + <p> + By this time they had gotten to the roof, where they found Black, Stanton, + and James eagerly awaiting them. + </p> + <p> + “Where is Fred?” asked Black, noting his absence as the other two stepped + out to join them. + </p> + <p> + “Dead by God!” Lawrence started again to become hysterical. “That devil, + Count von Hemelstein, killed him!” + </p> + <p> + “Shut up, Lawrence!” broke in Edestone sharply. “Cut out that swearing and + get to work. We have no time to lose.” + </p> + <p> + In the same quick, authoritative tone, he issued his orders to the others, + as they stood staring at the news, each in his different way showing his + breeding. Black was commencing to whine; Stanton with a scowl of rage was + in sympathy with Lawrence; while James, demonstrating his years of + training, stood statue-like with hand behind his back, leaning forward as + if to catch his master’s next order, and carry it out with perfect + decorum. + </p> + <p> + “Have you locked the door at the foot of the stairs? Ah! That is good!” he + exclaimed, as he saw that they had barricaded the door of the bulkhead by + putting a piece of timber between it and the coping around one of the + skylights. + </p> + <p> + It had grown quite dark in the interval, but in the glare of the great + searchlights which were playing upon her he could plainly see above him + the Little Peace Maker which had swung into a position directly over the + Embassy, and was now slowly descending. + </p> + <p> + She was not over a thousand feet above the roof as she hung there, three + of her great searchlights bearing steadily on three different points in + the city, and giving to her the aspect of an enormous spyglass standing on + its gigantic tripod, and by its own weight forcing the feet of the tripod + into the soft earth, as the ship slowly settled. + </p> + <p> + Shrapnel shells were exploding all about her, and at times she was almost + entirely enveloped in smoke. Between the reports of the heavier artillery + could be heard the staccato spatter of bullets on her iron sides as the + machine-guns sprayed her from end to end. Now and then one of the gunners + would reach one of her searchlights, and as the ray was extinguished, one + almost expected to see her topple in the direction of her broken support, + but in each case it was quickly replaced by another, and she continued to + drop nearer and nearer to the earth. + </p> + <p> + Excepting for the searchlights there was no sign of life on board. + Silently and without response of any kind, she came. But as she approached + nearer, and the angle of the German guns was still further reduced, + although they must already have been doing frightful damage in all parts + of the city, the shrapnel and small bullets could be heard screaming over + the heads of the little party on the roof. + </p> + <p> + “It is getting pretty hot here, and we had better lie down,” Edestone + said. But the words were hardly out of his mouth before Stanton fell with + a bullet in his head, and James sat down, probably more abruptly than he + had ever done anything before in all his life. + </p> + <p> + “I beg pardon, sir,” he observed with a little gasp, “but I think, sir, as + how they have got me in the leg, sir.” + </p> + <p> + They all dropped down. Stanton was dead, and James was bleeding badly from + the flesh-wound in his leg. + </p> + <p> + “That was the fellow in that tower over there.” Lawrence made a + reconnoissance. “He is now shooting straight at us.” + </p> + <p> + “This has got to stop.” Edestone frowned. “Lawrence send this message. No + cipher; I would rather have them catch this. + </p> + <p> + “Tell ‘Specs’ first to haul down the U. S. flag and run up my private + signal. Then he is to silence every gun he can find that is bearing on us, + and train a machine-gun on the door of the bulk-head, ready to fire when I + give the signal by throwing up my hat. + </p> + <p> + “Take Lawrence up to the instrument, Mr. Black,” he directed, turning to + Black who was giving “first aid” to the unfortunate valet. “I will do what + I can for James.” + </p> + <p> + When the elevator with Lawrence and the electrician had gone up above the + level of the roof, leaving the shaft open down into the house, he could + distinctly hear the soldiers running up the stairs. At any moment now they + might be hammering on the door at the foot of the stairway leading to the + roof. + </p> + <p> + He hated the idea of killing those innocent Germans, mere machines, as + they were, in the hands of a Master, who with his entire entourage had + become sick with a mania which took the form of militarism, imperialism, + and pan-Germanism. But after the death of his two fellow-countrymen—for + at heart he was still true to the land of his birth, although to save her + he had just renounced the flag—he felt that he was justified in what + he was about to do. + </p> + <p> + With a silent prayer for the peasant mothers who were soon to lose their + dear ones, he commended their souls to God, and not as these mothers, poor + benighted creatures, had done, to their Emperor. + </p> + <p> + He was startled from these sorrowful reflections by the white glow of a + searchlight from the Little Peace Maker sweeping across the roof, and + playing hither and thither. Evidently, “Specs” had received his order, and + was now feeling about for the bulkhead door. + </p> + <p> + A moment later he located it. Immediately the night was made hideous with + the roar of the guns from the airship, as they sowed bursting shells in + all directions, and carried death and destruction to the heart of this + great and wonderful city, built up stone by stone, and standing as a + living monument to one of the greatest people on the face of the earth—a + people that science teaches are the very last expression of God’s + greatness shown in His wonderful evolution of matter into His own image. + And for what? That one family might maintain the position given to one of + their ancestors in the remote, dark, and grovelling ages of the past for + prowess of which a modern prizefighter might be proud, but for acts to + which he with a higher standard might not stoop. + </p> + <p> + The telling response of the Little Peace Maker soon put an end to the + storm of shrapnel and bullets which had been singing, whistling, buzzing, + and screaming about them, and Edestone might have been able to stand up, + but for the pertinacity of the snipers, those serpents of modern warfare, + who were searching every dark corner of the roof. + </p> + <p> + Matters were fast coming to a climax, however. By the time that Lawrence + and Black had returned from sending the wireless message, and had crawled + over to where Edestone lay, the soldiers had broken down the lower door, + and were pounding at the upper, which “Specs” was holding as with a rapier + point at the heart of a fallen foe, ready to strike at the slightest + movement. + </p> + <p> + Crawling over to the elevator shaft, Edestone called down a warning in a + loud voice to those below: + </p> + <p> + “I have a machine-gun trained on the top of the stairs! If you order your + men to break that door down, I will order my guns to fire, and will kill + them faster than you can drive them up!” + </p> + <p> + For a moment the only response to his challenge was silence. Then a voice + rang out which he had heard before, arrogant and commanding: + </p> + <p> + “As God has ordained that I and none other should rule the earth, with Him + alone, I shall. By my Imperial order, and with His assistance, bring that + man to me, dead or alive!” + </p> + <p> + A brief pause ensued. Edestone could hear the officers urging on their + men. Suddenly pistol-shots rang out, and with a mad rush they came on. The + door swayed and shivered under the impact. It split and shattered. Finally + it fell. + </p> + <p> + “May God have mercy on his soul!” murmured Edestone, and he tossed his hat + high in the air. + </p> + <p> + “Specs” from his look-out caught the signal; and instantly the doorway + became a writhing, shrieking mass of wounded humanity. Like vaseline + squeezed out of a tube, it was forced out of the opening by the pressure + of those behind and spread in wider and wider circles across the roof, + until the aperture itself was choked and stopped with bodies. + </p> + <p> + But Edestone and his companions were spared the full measure of this + sickening sight, as the rapid manoeuvres of the Little Peace Maker + compelled them to devote their attention to her. + </p> + <p> + As the great ship descended to within about ten feet of the chimney-tops, + men appeared on her lower bridge and dropped over the insulated ladder + which extended almost to where the refugees lay. + </p> + <p> + Picking James up and putting him on his back where he clung like a baby, + Edestone ran for the ladder, quickly followed by Lawrence and Black. He + reached the bridge just in time to turn James over to one of the crew, and + extend his assistance to Lawrence, who had received a shot in one hand, + and was rather dizzily holding on to the ladder with the other. + Eventually, though, they all gained the bridge, and with their rescuers + already there raced up the gangway under a perfect hail of bullets for the + open doorway at the top. But before the last man had passed through, two + of the sailors had been shot, and had fallen to their death on the roof. + </p> + <p> + As they entered the ship, they were met by “Specs,” Captain Lee, Dr. + Brown, and other officers in uniforms which at the first glance might have + been taken for those of the New York Yacht Club, except for the insignia + on their caps which was a combination of Edestone’s private signal and the + letters L. P. M. Edestone, however, interrupted their attempt to salute + him. + </p> + <p> + “Please waive all ceremony,” he said. “We have wounded men here that must + be attended to.” + </p> + <p> + At this, Dr. Brown immediately came forward, and after ordering Lawrence + and James to the hospital gave a start as his glance fell upon Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “You did not tell me that you yourself were wounded, sir,” he exclaimed; + and then for the first time Edestone discovered that his face, hands, and + clothing were covered with blood which was streaming from a wound above + his temple. + </p> + <p> + He was about to permit himself also to be examined, when there was heard + from below the detonation of one of the Kaiser’s big mortars; and pulling + away from the Doctor, he called an excited order to “Specs”: + </p> + <p> + “Throw on your full charge, and lift her as fast as you can!” + </p> + <p> + He ran to the gangway in time to see the wire carried up to a great height + by the ball from the mortar settling down across the Little Peace Maker + about midships. It was falling now, and would soon come in contact with + the ship. + </p> + <p> + When it did, there was a slight jar perceptible, but no such result as the + enemy had hoped. The wire was so quickly fused, accompanying an explosion + giving out an intense light, that it seemed to shoot to the earth like a + streak of lightning, setting fire to or knocking down everything that lay + in its path. + </p> + <p> + Another and another mortar shot followed until the sky seemed to be filled + with falling wires which were swinging, twisting, and snapping above him. + The Little Peace Maker was the centre of an electrical storm, and was + sending back by every wire messages of death to those who were striving to + bring her down. + </p> + <p> + The ship was rising very rapidly now, however, and almost before Edestone + had time to sing out, “Steady now, as you are,” she was 3000 feet above + the German capital, and out of range of the wire-throwers. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0033" id="link2HCH0033"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXIII. — YACHTING IN THE AIR + </h2> + <p> + While Lawrence’s hand was being dressed by one of the assistant surgeons, + he had an opportunity of observing how perfect were the appointments of + the operating room to which he had been taken. The orderlies and nurses + moving about were all dressed in spotless white gowns and caps. The doctor + and those assisting him in cleaning and dressing the slight flesh-wound + which had been inflicted looked at their patient through holes in a cap + that completely covered their heads and faces. Every appliance was + provided for perfect cleanliness and sanitation, and the apparatus was on + hand to permit of any operation of modern surgery, no matter how + complicated. + </p> + <p> + From where he sat, he could see into another room exactly similar where + James was having the injury to his leg attended to with the same + scrupulous care; and he had passed, as he was brought in, a long room + which he was told was one of the surgical wards, and where he had seen + several men on hospital cots. The surgical wards, he was further informed, + were on the starboard side of the ship, and not connected in any way with + the sick bay which lay over on the port side. + </p> + <p> + With his great love for ships and machinery, Lawrence was impatient to get + away and make a tour of inspection of this strange craft upon which he had + embarked; but while he was waiting he occupied himself in his usual + fashion by giving vent to his high spirits and making a joke out of + everything. + </p> + <p> + “Well, Doc,” he remarked to the surgeon, “you certainly have got one nifty + little butcher shop, but I want to tell you, before one of those Ku-Klux + throw me down and slap the gas bag in my face, that I have no adenoids, + and that my appendix was cut out by an Arabian doctor who threw a handful + of sand into me to stop the bleeding. If you would like to study German + sausages, though, there is a pile of it down there on the roof.” And even + he shuddered as he recalled that awful carnage. + </p> + <p> + A bright-looking chap, dressed in the smart uniform of a steward on a + gentleman’s yacht, appeared at the door, but was not allowed to come in by + Lawrence’s aseptic guardians. He had been sent down by Edestone to inquire + as to the condition of the wounded, and to announce to Lawrence that if he + felt well enough to join him, dinner would be ready as soon as he was. He + begged, the messenger said, that Mr. Stuyvesant would go directly to his + room and dress, and allow him to have the pleasure of showing him over the + ship after dinner. If he would let the quarter-master’s department have + his measure, he would be fitted out. + </p> + <p> + Wild horses could not have restrained Lawrence from such an invitation, + much less a little scratch on the hand; and his injury having been dressed + by this time, he was about to set out with the messenger, when James + appealed to him from the next room, begging to be allowed to look after + his master’s clothes. + </p> + <p> + “Beg pardon, sir,” he urged, showing his embarrassment at not being able + to stand, “but I am the only one who knows how Mr. Edestone likes his + dinner clothes laid out, and his whole evening will be spoiled without me, + sir. I only ask to be allowed to break in the new man, sir, as starting + right in laying out a gentleman’s clothes is half the battle, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you think, you have had enough of a battle for one day, you dear + old fighting fossil?” asked Lawrence in a tone of real affection, for + there is nothing which draws men together, regardless of rank, more + quickly than to fight on the same side, and he could not help but admire + the cool manner in which the valet had borne himself under fire. + </p> + <p> + “Thank you, sir, but mightn’t I be allowed to see to his bath, sir? A drop + of hot water in it turns his stomach for a week. Just let me do that, and + I will come straight back to these very kind persons.” He glanced about at + the men of science with the condescending manner of the English upper + servant in dealing with the shopkeeper class. + </p> + <p> + But Lawrence shook his head. “I’m sorry, James, but—” he bowed low + to the grinning circle of doctors and nurses, and assumed his most + grandiloquent air—“you are now in the hands of the only acknowledged + ruling class of the twentieth century, who hold you with a grip of steel, + but whose touch is as gentle as a mother’s kiss. So get out your knitting, + Old Socks; you are doomed.” + </p> + <p> + He turned with a laugh and a new impersonation to the surgeon as he left + the room. + </p> + <p> + “Thank you, Doc. You’ve cert’nly been kind to me, a poor working girl. + Just send the bill to Mr. Edestone. He is my greatest gentleman friend.” + </p> + <p> + In his room, which was reached by an elevator, he found the ship’s tailor + waiting for him; but after this functionary had taken his measure and + gone, he had an opportunity to look around. + </p> + <p> + He was in a room, he found, a parlour or sitting-room, about fifteen by + twenty, neatly but handsomely furnished, and suggesting to him in its + general appearance the owner’s apartments on the largest and most + perfectly equipped yachts. There was this difference, however, that + nothing about it indicated that it was ever off an even keel. There were + no racks or other contrivances to suggest that it was prepared to turn in + any direction at an angle of forty-five degrees, and which to the + land-lubber causes qualms even while the ship is still tied to the dock. + </p> + <p> + It might indeed have been a handsome living-room in a bachelor’s + apartment, but for the windows, which at the first glance seemed to be of + the ordinary French casement form, running down to the floor, and looking + as if they might open out onto a balcony; but to his surprise, he found, + when he pulled aside the heavy curtains, that they looked into a perfectly + blank white wall about two inches from the glass. + </p> + <p> + Adjoining the living-room was a bedroom furnished in similar style with + the same sort of windows, and beyond, Lawrence found as attractive a + bath-room as ever welcomed an American millionaire after a hot day in his + office, or a game of polo. + </p> + <p> + After a boiling tub and a freezing shower, in the pink of condition—and + nothing else—he went back into the bedroom. + </p> + <p> + “Now what,” he had wondered, “will the Fairy Godmother have for me in the + way of a union suit, and a pair of jumpers?” + </p> + <p> + But he had not wondered very hard. He found, as he knew he would, for he + had yachted with Edestone before, a complete outfit, not forgetting the + cocktail, which was standing on the table as quietly and innocently as if + it had always been there, although in reality it had just been placed + there by a man who, with years of experience in listening to the sounds + that come from a gentleman’s bathroom, had timed its arrival to the + second. + </p> + <p> + Nor was it one of those cocktails that are poured from a bottle, and + served hot out of a silver-snouted shaker on a sloppy waiter, but a + masterpiece from the hands of an artist, who took pride in his handiwork. + </p> + <p> + With the modesty of a chorus girl with a good figure on a “first night,” + he toasted the valet with much ceremony. + </p> + <p> + Soon he was dressed in the mess jacket of a petty officer, and putting a + yachting cap jauntily on his head, he went out to seek his friend. The + valet told him he would find Mr. Edestone in the breakfast room, and he + was shown thither by an officer who was waiting for him. + </p> + <p> + As he passed along, he could not divest himself of the idea that he was on + board Edestone’s yacht, the <i>Storm Queen</i> again, only that everything + here was on a larger scale. The breakfast room, he discovered, was on the + same deck but farther forward, and was reached by passing through a large + room furnished as a general living-room. + </p> + <p> + Edestone came forward to greet him with a rather melancholy expression on + his face. He was dressed in a yachtsman’s dinner jacket which fitted him + perfectly, and with his bandaged head, he looked more than ever the sea + lord. His rank of Captain was shown by the stripes on his arm. + </p> + <p> + The room was, as one would expect Edestone to have in his New York or + country house, simple but handsome. + </p> + <p> + He had just been giving some orders about the windows which were of the + same form and size as those Lawrence had remarked in his own room, and + like them opened against a wall; but at Lawrence’s appearance, he + interrupted these instructions. + </p> + <p> + “I am glad to see you aboard.” He presented his hand, which Lawrence took + with his left. “I had looked forward to your first trip with me with so + much pleasure. But how different it is from the way I had pictured it. I + cannot get Fred, Stanton, or my two sailors out of my mind.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence’s own face saddened, but for Edestone’s sake he endeavoured to + speak philosophically. + </p> + <p> + “The fortunes of war, old man. Why grieve? You certainly were not to + blame.” + </p> + <p> + For a moment there was silence between them; then Edestone, as if + attempting to shake off his gloomy reflections, struck a lighter note. + </p> + <p> + “How do you like being a pirate, Lawrence?” he smiled. + </p> + <p> + “Great! The dream of my life, with you for a captain!” + </p> + <p> + So they sat down to dinner. The men attending to their wants moved about + unheard and almost unseen in the shadow outside the circle of soft light + which fell only on the table. The room was filled with an indescribable + aroma of comfort and good cheer. A newly-lighted fire crackled on the + hearth, for it had suddenly become quite cold. Indeed, it was with + difficulty Lawrence could realize that but a few hours before they had + been in the midst of battle and sudden death, and that, as they sat, down + there five times the height of the Eiffel Tower below them was the Embassy + from which they were still removing the dead, or aiding the dying. + </p> + <p> + As he looked at Edestone with his sad, brooding eyes, he felt all at once + as if his friend had been taken away from him, and had been lifted to a + place so exalted, that for the life of him, he could not have taken the + liberty of speaking until he was first addressed. + </p> + <p> + The dinner went on, and though the food was delightful and the wines + perfect, both men merely toyed with what was on their plates, while + Lawrence gulped his champagne as if he were trying to get its effect + quickly in order to throw off this strange new diffidence and restraint + which he now felt in the presence of his oldest and dearest friend. + </p> + <p> + He tried to imagine that they two were cruising alone on the <i>Storm + Queen</i>, as they had so often done, and that this was just one of many + evenings that they had spent in this way together; but + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + Where was the lap of the water at her side, + Or the pounding of the launch as she rode at her boom? + The groan of the anchor as she swung with the tide, + Or the blowing off steam, which demanded more room? +</pre> + <p> + All was perfectly quiet. If there were storage batteries on board, they + had been charged. There was no shovelling of coal; no shrieking and + banging of doors in the boiler room, nor banking of fires. The only thing + that remained true to tradition was the ship’s bell. It had just sounded + out five bells. + </p> + <p> + The silence was at last broken by Edestone; but, although he spoke, it was + more as if he were merely letting his pensive thoughts run on. + </p> + <p> + “How different this has been from the way I had planned it. How different, + too, has been your home-coming, old man—for the <i>Storm Queen</i> + was like home to you in the old days.” + </p> + <p> + But Lawrence by this time was beginning to feel the effects of champagne, + and was certain that unless he very soon did something to lift the pall + that had fallen on them, he himself would be dissolved in tears. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know what your plan was,” he said; “but don’t you worry about my + home-coming. The thing that ought to worry you is my leave-taking. The L. + P. M. has got the <i>Storm Queen</i> beat a mile, and I am booked for + life. And, by the way, what is my rank on this ship? My old position of + room clerk on the <i>Storm Queen</i> won’t go here, as I don’t suppose you + intend to have any ‘cuties’ on board, not even for the New London week.” + </p> + <p> + “No.” Edestone consented at last to smile. “I am afraid, Lawrence, those + days are all over for me. My little house of cards has fallen about me, + and I have serious work before me, if I wish to build it up again. I have + been thinking, and thinking very hard. From the moment that I saw poor + Fred roll down the stairs of the Embassy, I knew that my first plan had + failed. When Germany discovers that the United States is not back of me, + she will apologize, and you know how quickly our present Administration + will accept the apology, and how quickly they will disclaim any + responsibility for my acts, if it means a fight?” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence nodded. + </p> + <p> + “Germany,” went on Edestone, “will then call on all the neutral nations to + join her in bringing me, an outlaw, to earth. This will give her a common + cause with them, and she will hope in that way to strengthen her position + relative to the Allies. She does not know my relationship with England, + but she will undoubtedly declare that I am one of the means England is + using to subjugate the world.” + </p> + <p> + “And is there nothing you can do?” asked Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “My last and only hope is that tomorrow, after they have realized the + uselessness of opposing me, they will listen to a proposition of peace—without + honour, from their old standard; but with great honour, from the standard + that I intend to establish. I propose to send what is practically an + ultimatum; and that is, that if they do not immediately open negotiations + looking toward peace, I will sink every German battleship that floats, and + destroy every factory in which guns, explosives, or any of the munitions + of war are manufactured.” + </p> + <p> + “Me for the junk business,” exclaimed Lawrence with an inspiration. “Oh, + you Krupps!” + </p> + <p> + But Edestone paid no heed to the frivolous interruption. “It is my + intention,” he continued, “to give sufficient notice, so that if they are + willing to admit my supremacy, there need be no loss of life.” + </p> + <p> + He halted, as an officer had just come in, and was standing after + saluting, waiting for Edestone to stop speaking. + </p> + <p> + “The look-outs report, sir, that there are several Taubes climbing up + toward us. What are your orders, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “Close everything down, except one of these.” Edestone pointed to a + window. “Expose no lights.” + </p> + <p> + After the man had retired, he said to one of the servants in the room: + “Put out the lights, and bring us two cloaks.” + </p> + <p> + When the lights had been put out, Lawrence saw for the first time that + during dinner the solid cubes of steel, the size of the windows, had + noiselessly rolled back, leaving a square aperture or passage-way through + the six-foot thickness of the armour-plate, and forming a sort of <i>loggia</i> + into which they stepped. It was a beautiful night, and through the clear, + rarefied atmosphere the stars seemed to Lawrence brighter than he had ever + seen them before, while down below them he could just see the lights of + Berlin. + </p> + <p> + The explosions of the motors of the Taubes could be plainly heard, but as + yet nothing could be seen of them. + </p> + <p> + “What do you suppose those mosquitoes expect to do against us with their + pop-guns and tomato cans?” asked Lawrence. + </p> + <p> + “I do not know.” Edestone shook his head. “Perhaps they are just coming up + to look us over. They will keep out of sight, and as they may not know + that we are protected on top, will perhaps try to drop one of their tomato + cans on us. That is, if they can get close enough. I hardly think that + they will risk a miss, and drop bombs on their own capital, so long as the + Only One Who Seems To Count In Germany is in the midst of his beloved + people.” + </p> + <p> + The Taubes could be heard on all sides, as if they were climbing in great + circles around the Little Peace Maker. There seemed to be at least a dozen + of them, although owing to the confusion of sounds as they crossed and + re-crossed, it was impossible to count them. + </p> + <p> + At last, though, when judging by the noise they were about on the same + level as the ship, Edestone turned to an officer who was standing by him. + </p> + <p> + “Tell Commander Anderson to load all of the big guns with a full charge of + black powder only, and fire them all off at the same time. + </p> + <p> + “And, Lawrence,” he advised his friend, “when you hear a bell ringing, + stand on your toes, open your mouth, stick your fingers in your ears, and + if you’ve never been in Hell before, prepare yourself for a shock.” + </p> + <p> + Hardly had he gotten the words out of his mouth, when bells began ringing + all over the ship. In just exactly one minute, Lawrence thought he had + been blown into bits, as he was lifted and thrown from side to side + against the steel walls of the passage. The noise was so great that his + ears seemed unable to record it, and it was made known to him by the air + pressure which seemed to be crushing him to death. The rush of air down + his throat was choking him, while his very insides seemed to be turning + over and over in their effort to escape. A dizziness and nausea followed, + and he had to lean against his friend, trying to catch his breath in the + thick, black smoke with which they were enveloped. + </p> + <p> + “This is Hell all right,” he managed to gasp. + </p> + <p> + “That is the worst you will ever get,” said Edestone. “It was noise that I + was after, and black powder makes it. Your experience would not have been + half so bad had the guns been loaded or had I used smokeless.” + </p> + <p> + The ship which had trembled from stem to stern under the tremendous + concussion was floating now as quietly as a toy balloon, while the wind + was rolling up and pushing before it a great cloud of smoke which obscured + the sky. On all sides there was perfect stillness, broken only now and + again by the last explosion of gas caught in the cylinders of the Taubes + by the sudden stoppage of the engines. The airmen were volplaning to earth + as fast and as silently as they could. + </p> + <p> + “Well, that ought to hold them for a while,” commented Lawrence in a tone + which showed that he was almost himself again. + </p> + <p> + “And make them a little bit more amenable to reason in the morning,” added + Edestone, and he laughed, for action with him always drove away the blue + devils. + </p> + <p> + “With that settled, too, we will just have time before turning in, to + inspect my quarters,” he continued. “Tomorrow I will introduce you to + ‘Specs’ and Captain Lee, and you can go with them at eleven o’clock on + their tour of official inspection. They will show you the fire drill, the + life-balloon drill, the gun drill, the kitchen, and the cows. But now I + want you to see a different side of the ship. We will look at my quarters, + then at my guest rooms, and finally at my royal suite or state apartments + as I call them.” + </p> + <p> + He then took Lawrence through room after room, which were arranged in the + form of a horseshoe, starting on the port side with his breakfast room, + and working around to the starboard side with its opening toward the stern + of the ship. + </p> + <p> + On the port side were Edestone’s apartments—living-room, library, or + den, bedroom, dressing-room, bath-room, and gymnasium. On the starboard + were a number of guest rooms arranged in suites of parlour, bedroom, and + bath, while at the crown of the arch was a large dining-room in which + fifty persons could sit down to dinner comfortably. + </p> + <p> + The centre of the horseshoe was the large room through which he had + passed, and like the general meeting room of a large country house was + filled with all known kinds of games—instruments and devices to + amuse that most unfortunate class of human beings who have no resources + within themselves, and must play some foolish game, or do some foolish + puzzle in order to get through the life which seems to hang so heavily on + their hands. + </p> + <p> + From this they passed to a lower deck about amidships, to a room about + eighty feet by one hundred and twenty feet, which extended the full width + of the ship and up three decks. At one end of this large and handsome room + was a raised platform arranged like the Speaker’s desk in the House of + Representatives at Washington with the desks at lower levels for + stenographers, clerks, and attendants, while around the room in concentric + circles were large comfortable seats and desks, also like a Senate + Chamber, only more luxurious in appointments, as though it were to receive + a more distinguished body of men than the Senate of the United States, if + that were possible. + </p> + <p> + “This,” said Edestone, “is where I intend to hold my Peace Conference, and + when you see the names of the distinguished men who are to sit here, and + the apartments that I have arranged for them and their suites, you will + perhaps be glad to take your old position of room clerk.” + </p> + <p> + Then after showing his companion through these magnificent “royal suites,” + as he called them, all furnished and equipped in the most sumptuous + fashion, he suggested that they had better turn in. + </p> + <p> + “We will hope and pray for the best in the morning,” he said, as he bade + Lawrence good-night. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0034" id="link2HCH0034"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXIV. — THE ULTIMATUM + </h2> + <p> + The sun was streaming through the windows when Lawrence awoke the next + morning. The valet had come in shortly before to throw back the curtains + with a slam, and by moving about the room, slapping up shades and dropping + boots, make the usual noises of a well-trained valet at that time of the + morning. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone is already up, sir,” he said when he saw that he had + succeeded in waking Lawrence, “and is having his breakfast in his own + apartments. Will you have yours here or will you go to the breakfast + room?” + </p> + <p> + “Breakfast room,” elected Lawrence sleepily. “What time is it?” + </p> + <p> + “Eight o’clock, sir. What will you have for breakfast, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “Anything and eggs,” said Lawrence, and was about to turn over and go to + sleep again when he realized where he was, and leaping out of bed to the + window in one bound stepped out into the <i>loggia</i>. + </p> + <p> + The Little Peace Maker had dropped down and was now only about a thousand + feet up; and when he looked down from his balcony, he could see that she + had changed her position so as to float exactly over the Palace. It almost + seemed to him as if he could step off and onto the roof of this great pile + of masonry. The airship, too, must have just moved into this position, as + was shown by the excited way in which the little people below him were + running away in every direction. + </p> + <p> + He had his bath, and hurriedly dressing went into the breakfast room, + where he found Edestone, who had finished his breakfast and was waiting + for him, while reading from a lot of slips of paper which he was turning + over in his hand. The master of the ship was dressed all in white and + looked refreshed after a good night’s rest. + </p> + <p> + “Good-morning, Lawrence,” he greeted him. “Did you sleep well?” + </p> + <p> + “Like a top.” + </p> + <p> + “And how is your hand?” + </p> + <p> + “I had almost forgotten it, only I did get the dressings wet while taking + my bath, but that will give me an excuse for passing the time of day with + the doctors. How is your head?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, that does not amount to anything,” said Edestone. “It will be well in + a week. Have you seen the morning papers?” With a smile he handed him a + sheet on which was printed all the news of the day which the wireless man + had picked up during the night. + </p> + <p> + “The United States has not been heard from,” he commented as he glanced it + over. “I wonder what the Southern Baptist Union School Children will think + of me now? You know the Secretary of State thought I was a Baptist. And as + for him, why he will leave the State Department and stay away until it + gets too hot in Florida, or the lecturing season is all over, while the + President will write a most scholarly note to all of the Powers telling + them how much he loves them, and what a glorious thing it is to be an + American. He will then give an unqualified invitation to all of the + dark-skinned downtrodden criminals of Europe to come over and be sprinkled + with the holy water of citizenship, after they have made their mark to + their naturalization papers which have been read to them by their + interpreter. + </p> + <p> + “London reports that the news from Germany has filled the entire country + with new confidence,” he went on, “and that the Londoners have given + themselves over to the most un-English and thoroughly Latin demonstrations + by parading the streets and singing songs and indulging in another + Mafeking. I see, too, that Lord Rockstone is reported to have said that he + thought now the war would not last as long as he had expected. The King + has called a special meeting of the Cabinet for today at 4 o’clock. + </p> + <p> + “Reports come from Rome that Italy will enter the war immediately, and the + papers point out the fact that now since her friend America has joined the + Allies it is high time that Italy should take her position. + </p> + <p> + “Petrograd reports that they have lost 100,000 men but have captured + 250,000 Austrians. + </p> + <p> + “Constantinople,” he went on reading, “declares that the Dardanelles are + impregnable and that the city is perfectly quiet, but the Sultan and half + of his harem have moved to his summer residence.” + </p> + <p> + He laid down the printed sheet. “I have had no communication yet from down + there,” he said as he pointed down in the direction of the Palace. “My + international law department is drawing up a proclamation which I will + send as soon as it is finished. It will be along the lines that I spoke of + to you last night, but framed in more diplomatic language. These are the + latest bulletins I was just reading over when you came in.” + </p> + <p> + Then while Lawrence sat eating his breakfast, Edestone continued to read + now and then bits of the different press notices. + </p> + <p> + “Listen to this,” he said with a laugh. “‘The twenty Taubes sent up to + make a night attack on the American airship inflicted great injury. After + using up all their ammunition and bombs they were forced to retire before + the large guns of the enemy. They all reached the ground in safety. The + tremendous explosion that was heard in the city is thought to have been + caused by the exploding of one of the large magazines.’” + </p> + <p> + “What’s that from?” Lawrence glanced up from his “anything and eggs.” “<i>Die + Fliegende Blatter?</i>” + </p> + <p> + But Edestone did not smile, he was glancing at another of the slips. + </p> + <p> + “Ah,” he said in a sad voice, “I seem to have killed about one thousand + people last night.” + </p> + <p> + “Still,” argued Lawrence, “that was not as large a percentage of the + German Empire as they killed of your little kingdom.” + </p> + <p> + “No,” granted Edestone; “and as long as they insist upon treating me as an + outlaw I will be one so far as they are concerned. I will now go and see + if my ultimatum is prepared. I am undecided as to whether I will send it + by wireless or by a messenger.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence finished his breakfast and while he sat in the <i>loggia</i> + smoking his cigar and looking down over the city, he decided to ask + permission to carry the message to the Emperor himself. The idea delighted + him, and he pictured exactly how he would walk and speak his lines like + the prince in the story book. He only regretted that he was not to be + dressed up in spangles, like the heralds of old, and have the triumphal + march from <i>Aïda</i> played by trumpeters from the Metropolitan Opera + House who would precede him in their brand-new Cammeyer sandals and badly + fitting tights but he decided that if said trumpeters were obliged to read + sheet music he would not allow them to wear glasses. He was just making up + his mind what he would say to the Emperor when Wilhelm fell on his knees + and begged him to intercede for him, as Edestone came in, and blasted all + these glowing dreams with a word. + </p> + <p> + “Well, it is done,” he said, “and I have given them until one o’clock to + answer.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence was then formally introduced to “Specs” under his title of + Admiral Page, to Captain Lee, and the officers, and he spent one of the + most delightful days of his life, so much interested in what he saw that + he entirely forgot that he was a pirate, waiting to destroy a peaceable + city if it did not do his bidding. + </p> + <p> + Edestone had settled himself down for a quiet day of waiting, and Lawrence + amused himself by inspecting every part of the ship and talking with all + on board from the oil men to the Admiral. + </p> + <p> + “Admiral Page,” he inquired, “where do you keep the Deionizer?” + </p> + <p> + At which “Specs” peeped at him with a suspicious glance through his thick + glasses. “Has Mr. Edestone spoken to you of that?” he asked. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” replied Lawrence, “but he did not explain to me its working.” + </p> + <p> + “Specs” hesitated to take even Lawrence into the holy of holies until he + had obtained permission from Edestone to do so. Having by telephone + communicated with him, and receiving his permission, he conducted Lawrence + up into the bow of the ship. After passing through several heavy doors, + which “Specs” unlocked, saluting the sentries at each, they came to a + great iron grille and he motioned to Lawrence to look through, saying, + “This is as far as I can take you.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence looked through, and he saw what appeared to be the door of an + enormous safe-deposit k vault. “That,” nodded “Specs,” “is the door to the + safe in which the Deionizer is kept. No one on earth excepting Mr. + Edestone knows the combination that will open those doors. That is run by + a one hundred H. P. motor in the engine room, and from it run the + deionizing cables which run down the port and starboard sides of the + vessel.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you mean to say,” said Lawrence, “that I have no weight?” as he felt + his large biceps with an expression of pride. + </p> + <p> + This caused “Specs” to laugh, and in response to the numberless questions + put to him by the young man, he explained the different mechanisms by + which the weight of the ship and its contents was kept at the weight of + the amount of air displaced by it. + </p> + <p> + “So,” said Lawrence, “we are floating not by virtue of gas bags filled + with gas lighter than air, but by the amount of air displaced by all + metallic substances on this vessel, which for all practical purposes are + rendered lighter than air?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” replied “Specs,” with a look of pity for the other man’s ignorance, + “I suppose that is the way you would express it. If you really want to + understand, and are willing to give the time to it, come to my quarters, + and I will give you the scientific explanation.” + </p> + <p> + “No, thank you,” said Lawrence; “I’ll take your word for it, but I am glad + to know that when I get back to earth I’m not liable at any time to be + blown away like a thistledown.” + </p> + <p> + At lunch Edestone appeared very thoughtful and seemed to feel great + anxiety about the outcome of his note. They had observed that soon after + the message had been sent automobiles were coming and going from the + Palace in great numbers, and gathered that the Emperor apparently was + holding a council of war. They had also seen with powerful glasses that, + in certain parts of the city there was great activity of some kind, but + they were unable to ascertain exactly what it was. + </p> + <p> + “I cannot understand,” frowned Edestone, “how they can possibly decline a + proposition <i>pour parler</i>. I asked them to agree to nothing. I + assured them that I would use my influence in favour of a just settlement + of all the claims arising out of the war and of the incidents leading up + to it. I appealed to their humanity, and guaranteed as far as lay within + my power to protect the lives and property of Germans all over the world + if they would only stop all actual fighting until I could make an exactly + similar appeal to the other Governments that are involved.” + </p> + <p> + Just then an officer came in and handed Edestone a wireless message which + had just been received. + </p> + <p> + Edestone read it hurriedly, but as he glanced up it was easy to see from + the expression on his face that he was pleased. + </p> + <p> + “Well,” he exclaimed elatedly, “these Germans are not so bad after all, + and if they will only give up the idea that they are the only people on + the face of the earth, the sooner will they get what they want. That is, + if they are telling the truth when they state they are fighting only to + bring religion, science, and culture to the entire world. They do + sincerely and honestly believe, I think, that this can be obtained only + under the German form of government, and many of the other nations would + be willing to admit this in part were they absolutely convinced of their + sincerity and did not suspect them of greed on the part of the merchant + class and ambition on the part of the war party. + </p> + <p> + “They have apparently received my note in the spirit in which it was + sent,” he explained, “and have agreed to consider carefully the + proposition which I have made. They only ask to be given until five + o’clock this afternoon to draw up in proper form their reply to me and + their message to the other countries. I am expecting every minute now to + see a white flag displayed somewhere on or around the Palace, which was + the signal agreed upon and is to be acknowledged by a similar flag + displayed by me. This is not to be considered as an indication of any + weakness on their part, or any surrendering of their rights or the + acknowledgment of my power, but as a truce which will last only until five + o’clock, or until such earlier time as I shall answer them. They stipulate + that I, as an indication of good faith, withdraw to some point outside of + the city, where it will be well out of range of my largest guns, and in + order to fix some location which will be perfectly satisfactory they have + suggested that I lie over the Gotzen See and have established my exact + position by the ruins of an old castle on its north-eastern bank. There I + am to remain until I receive their answer, which if not satisfactory + terminates the truce. They have indicated very justly that they do not + think they should be called upon to open negotiations for an amicable + settlement with me while the Little Peace Maker is lying so close to the + Emperor’s Palace and threatening it with instant destruction.” + </p> + <p> + As it was impossible for them from where they were to see the Palace, + Edestone suggested that they go up on the upper deck. + </p> + <p> + “I hope that by the time we arrive on deck,” Edestone said as they hurried + along, “the white flag will be flying, and I sincerely hope that this will + mark the beginning of the end of this cruel war and the realization of my + hopes, the accomplishment of my life’s work. + </p> + <p> + “Ah,” he exclaimed as they arrived and looked down, “there she is! You can + see it on the large flagpole out in front of the Palace, while the + Imperial standard is still floating over His Majesty’s residence.” He + called an officer to him and gave him his orders: + </p> + <p> + “Dip my colours and then run them up to the peak again. Display a white + flag. Tell Captain Lee to call all hands, and get under way at once. Drop + to within four hundred feet, man the rail, and circle the Palace. Haul + down my colours and run up the German Imperial Ensign and fire a national + salute of twenty-one guns, and then run at top speed and take a position + over the Gotzen See at a point which I shall indicate.” + </p> + <p> + The ceremony was executed faultlessly, as he directed, and when the Little + Peace Maker, just skirting the tops of the buildings, cast the shadow of + its nine hundred feet of steel as it came between the sun and the Imperial + city, its big guns booming the national salute, the people of Berlin must + have been impressed, for when she circled at about four knots they + cheered. But when she changed her speed, and at one hundred and eighty + knots disappeared from sight, they must have been relieved. + </p> + <p> + At such speed it was only a few minutes before they were hovering quietly + over the old ruin on the banks of the lake, and they settled down to spend + the afternoon as they would have, had they been anchored in Frenchman’s + Bay off of Bar Harbour in the month of August on board the <i>Storm Queen</i>. + </p> + <p> + It was a beautiful and quiet summer scene, and like a big trout in a + limpid pool the Little Peace Maker lay perfectly still basking in the warm + sunshine. Most of the ports were open and the men were lying around + enjoying the relaxation of the first dog-watch. + </p> + <p> + Although it was with difficulty that Edestone could keep Lawrence still + long enough, he forced him to join in a game of chess, which was + Edestone’s favourite form of relaxation. Lawrence, however, kept + continually breaking in with the suggestion that they go below and take a + walk among the ruins of the home of one of the ancient Barons of Prussia. + </p> + <p> + From time to time, while waiting for Lawrence to move, Edestone would + consult his watch, and as the fatal hour of five approached, although + perfectly calm he was anxious. + </p> + <p> + With the finish of the game, Lawrence, who had chafed under the + confinement, insisted upon going on deck and talking with the officers and + men. + </p> + <p> + When next he saw his friend, Edestone was walking up and down the general + living-room with an expression of great anxiety on his face. It was + half-past five o’clock, and although Lawrence had entirely forgotten it, + he suddenly thought of the ultimatum. + </p> + <p> + “Well what did they answer?” he asked. + </p> + <p> + “Nothing,” said Edestone. + </p> + <p> + “And what are you going to do?” + </p> + <p> + “I am going to Kiel to sink one of their largest battleships, and see if + that will wake them up. We shall be under way in ten minutes and should be + there by eight-thirty o’clock. I have ordered ‘Specs’ to get under way as + soon as possible.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence was delighted; this was the best yachting that he had ever had, + and he wanted to be in so many places at the same time that he ran about + like a boy on his first ocean trip. He was just going up the companionway + to the pilot house, where he knew he would find Edestone, when he was + almost knocked off his feet by the impact of something against the side of + the ship which felt as if it would tear out every rivet and buckle every + beam. At the same instant there was an explosion which was worse than the + black-powder explosion of the night before, and he was just thinking how + unkind it was of Edestone not to have warned him before indulging in + another one of his pyrotechnical demonstrations, when it was followed by + another and another. + </p> + <p> + He had managed by this time to get into the pilot house, where he saw + Edestone with an expression of rage on his face giving sharp peremptory + orders while the life was being pounded out of the Little Peace Maker. In + response to these orders, the ship suddenly shot up with such rapidity + that it seemed to Lawrence as if his legs would be driven through the + floor. + </p> + <p> + He was suffering great pain in his head and his nose was bleeding. He + could scarcely hear what Edestone was saying to him, but finally he caught + these words: + </p> + <p> + “So that is their answer, the liars! They have taken advantage of my + willingness to remain here quietly, and with their thoroughness in all + matters and their usual method of working in the dark, they have placed me + where they have carefully worked out the range of their + forty-two-centimetre guns. They hoped to be able to capture us, but seeing + our smoke, and realizing that I was going to move, they took this + unspeakable method of putting an end to the Little Peace Maker.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0035" id="link2HCH0035"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXV. — A LYING KING MAKES A NATION OF LIARS + </h2> + <p> + It seemed for a time as if Edestone had completely lost control of + himself. Lawrence, “Specs,” and Captain Lee, who had all known him for + years, stood back staring at him in blank amazement. He was perfectly + livid. Out of his face had gone every semblance of the man that they had + known, loved, honoured, and respected for his kind, big, and forgiving + nature, willing to stand an insult rather than use his great power where a + smaller character would have demanded the last ounce of flesh. In its + place was an expression of rage which would have been frightful to see on + the face of a weaker man, but on his, with all the power and determination + of his strong character behind it, it was appalling. It made them feel + that they were held helpless by a powerful demon who would destroy and + kill any who might stand in his way. Pushing everyone aside in a manner + that was entirely foreign to him, he sprang to the wheel and taking it + rang for full speed ahead. He swung the ship around so quickly that she + banked and turned over at an angle of thirty degrees. + </p> + <p> + She was then at an altitude of from 7000 to 8000 feet and he put her head + down as if he intended to drive her steel-pointed bow into the very heart + of the city of Berlin. But when he had gotten her at about 400 feet he + straightened her out and sent her at 150 knots. Without taking his eyes + off his goal, which seemed to be the Palace of the Kaiser, he said in a + cold and emotionless voice: “See what damage has been done and report to + me quickly, and as there is a God in Heaven if a single one of my men has + been killed I will hang the Kaiser after I have destroyed his city!” + </p> + <p> + While the different officers were busily telephoning to every part of the + ship carrying out this order, Lawrence stood paralysed waiting for the + answers. He sincerely hoped that none of the men had been killed, but as + one officer after another reported all well in his department, and as the + number of departments yet to be heard from grew less and less, he could + not control a distinct feeling of disappointment, for he had silently said + “Amen!” to Edestone’s last sentiment. When all had been heard from, and it + was found that none had been killed, and that the injuries to the ship + were, so slight that they could be repaired within a week, Edestone said + to the officer of the deck: + </p> + <p> + “Take the wheel. When you are over the city and have made the Palace, + circle it at eight knots. I wish them all to see me. After you have + rounded the Palace, run at full speed for Kiel.” + </p> + <p> + And without a word to Lawrence he turned and left the bridge. On his face + was a look that showed that the demon within him was under perfect + control, but he had no desire to hide the fact that it was still with him. + Lawrence would no more have thought of following him than he would have + thought of following a wounded Manchurian tiger into its cave. + </p> + <p> + “I would have hated to hear that any one of our fine fellows had been + killed,” he said with a nervous laugh, “but my, what a swell little + afternoon hanging that would have been! Nathan Hale with the original cast + wouldn’t have had a speculator in front of his doors. His front-row seats + would be selling at box-office prices, while we would have sold out the + house at ten thousand times the cost of the production before the + first-nighters had even seen a press notice. There would not have been a + piece of paper in the house except the Press and the Princes. By the + sacred substance of John D. Rockefeller’s hair-tonic, I hate to think of + the money we would have made with the movies! The Crown Prince giving the + Papa Wilhelm kiss, while the trap man plays on the melodeon ‘It’s the + Wrong Way to Tickle Mary,’ and the Ghost of the Hohenzollern, who ate up + her two babies when she found they disturbed her gentleman friend, + hovering over the scene like Schumann-Heink in the <i>Rheingold</i>,—I + would not release that reel for less than a billion dollars down! + </p> + <p> + “But why talk about pleasant things when we have such serious matters on + our hands.” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Edestone looked as if he meant serious business all right,” said one + of the officers. “Listen! I hear the wireless sending a message now.” + </p> + <p> + Lawrence listened, and repeated as he heard: “The Little Peace Maker is + now running for Kiel, where she will arrive at 8:30. At 8:45 I will begin + to drop tons of lyddite and dynamite on the decks of all German ships of + war, and in order that there may be no unnecessary loss of life I give + this notice.” + </p> + <p> + The instrument stopped, but Lawrence continued, as if still catching and + translating the message: + </p> + <p> + “And realizing the extreme supersensitiveness of the German sailors, we + are sending ahead by Parcel Post baskets for the cats and cages for the + canaries. The women and babies, being contraband, must go down with the + ships.” + </p> + <p> + They were now slowly swinging around the Palace, and as the people of + Berlin knew nothing, they took the accepted German position, which was + that Edestone was afraid of the Kaiser’s wrath, and they therefore came + flocking out into the streets to see him dip his flag to that of the + all-powerful German Empire. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence noted that the Imperial standard was no longer flying over the + Palace. “It looks,” said he, “as if we would have to put in an under-study + for the leading man.” + </p> + <p> + And then as if some sudden idea had struck him, he rushed from the bridge, + and while the Little Peace Maker was slowly passing over the plaza in + front of the Palace, the men on the bridge saw with a mingled feeling of + horror and delight a large black object, which resembled a submarine mine, + dropping from the port side of the ship, and they stood in breathless + expectation of seeing the hideous Renaissance monument, erected by + Schluter, blown to atoms. When the sinister-looking cylinder struck the + pavement it exploded, but instead of death and destruction the flaggings + were strewn with egg-shells, coffee-grounds, and garbage. + </p> + <p> + “I always did like that French chef,” said Lawrence when he returned to + the bridge, gasping for breath. + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry,” he added, “that we didn’t have our little lynching bee this + afternoon, but the sinking of a billion dollars’ worth of battleships must + be almost as much fun as hanging a ‘kink.’” + </p> + <p> + They were now going at top speed, and after waiting about for some time + and finding that Edestone did not return to the bridge, he went to his + room and dressed for dinner. + </p> + <p> + At dinner Edestone appeared, but he was very quiet. + </p> + <p> + “Lawrence,” he said, “you must forgive me, but I really am not myself. I + cannot recall at any time in my entire life when I was ever so angry as I + was this afternoon. I think they call it ‘seeing red.’” + </p> + <p> + “You were ‘seeing red’ all right,” said Lawrence, “and you certainly got + my goat.” + </p> + <p> + “If one of the men on this ship had been killed, after that pledge had + been given for their safety, I do not know what I would have done.” + </p> + <p> + “Exactly what do you propose to do?” + </p> + <p> + “I intend to wreck and destroy everything in this country that will be of + the slightest use to them for military purposes. Today it is Kiel with its + ships, shipyards, and dry-docks; tomorrow, Krupps; and so on until they + will have to stop fighting for the lack of munitions of war. I shall + endeavour as far as possible to avoid loss of life, but,” with an ironical + smile, “if these people wish to indulge in a fanatical display of heroism + and patriotism, I shall allow them the privilege of sinking with their + ships, or dying with their pet inventions.” + </p> + <p> + With everything closed down tight they were fast approaching Kiel, and + going up into the conning tower Edestone and Lawrence were able to see the + entire German fleet. His message had evidently been received, but the + commanders, instead of accepting his warning, had steam up, were stripped + for action, and with flags flying were making for the open sea. + </p> + <p> + Edestone, as quietly as if he were standing on the bridge of the <i>Storm + Queen</i> giving instructions for the next day’s cruise, turned to + “Specs.” + </p> + <p> + “Go out and circle them,” he said, “meet the leading ship, and then with + every gun, aerial torpedo, and bomb dropper destroy them.” + </p> + <p> + The air was soon filled with the most frightful conflict that had ever + taken place in the heavens above, on the earth beneath, or in the waters + under the earth. Every ship in the fleet was, as far as possible, training + all of her guns on them, while they, moving at the rate of thirty knots, + were sailing around and around, dropping bombs on those under them, + bombarding with their great 16-inch guns the distant ships, while the + smaller guns rendered the middle distance untenable to any ship yet built + by man. + </p> + <p> + In the course of an hour not one of the German ships could be seen above + the water, and Edestone, with none of his usual kindness of heart and + sympathy for others, leaving to their fate the dead and dying that filled + the sea beneath them, gave the orders to destroy the shipyards and + dry-docks before it was too dark. + </p> + <p> + For a week this rain of destruction was continued day after day until his + prophecy had been fulfilled, and Germany, driven to her knees, was suing + for peace. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0036" id="link2HCH0036"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXVI. — THINK OF IT! WHY NOT? + </h2> + <p> + Edestone, in the meantime, through Sir Egbert Graves, had communicated + with the King of England, politely calling His Majesty’s attention to what + he was doing, and begging that he would call upon his Allies to stop all + hostilities, and intimating that the same treatment would be meted out to + any who declined to comply with His Majesty’s request. + </p> + <p> + He also suggested that it was his sincere hope that His Majesty would call + to a conference the representatives of the nations of Europe to discuss + the settling of all questions that had caused the war, or had grown out of + it, as well as the possible methods of securing for the world perpetual + peace. + </p> + <p> + He stated that he would put at His Majesty’s disposal the Little Peace + Maker if it were necessary in order to accomplish this. + </p> + <p> + He intimated that, if it were perpetual peace that was sought, much time + and many lives would be saved if all would, of their own accord, each for + himself, do what he was doing for Germany as fast as possible, namely, + destroy all ships and implements of war. + </p> + <p> + This raised a storm of protest, and international notes burned the ether + of space as they flashed back and forth. Even the United States entered + the controversy, seeming to have at last found something sufficiently + threatening to her interests and insulting to her dignity to cause her to + take her place with the other nations of the world. + </p> + <p> + Edestone was inundated with communications from the different nations, + drawn in the most bombastic manner; for although they must have by this + time realized that they were absolutely in his power, they were unable to + set aside the boastful method of addressing their fellow-men which they + had inherited from their savage ancestors, who, standing half-naked around + the council fire, tried by this method to throw terror into the hearts of + their listeners. + </p> + <p> + To all this he made but one reply, which was that nations which came + together for the purpose of sincerely discussing universal peace must come + absolutely unarmed, and those who refused so to do should be disarmed by + force. When these protests finally took the form of an approaching + coalition of the nations of the earth for the purpose of his destruction, + his answer was to take possession quietly of two or three of the largest + plants in Europe, which he forced to run to replenish the Little Peace + Maker with munitions of war. + </p> + <p> + After a diplomatic correspondence had gone on, extending over several + weeks, and Edestone had punctuated his demands with an occasional sinking + of a battleship or destruction of a powder plant belonging to the nations + who stood out against him, after he had visited all of the principal + capitals, and representatives of the Governments had come on board to + discuss with him, his terms were finally agreed upon, and the date for + this great meeting was fixed. He declined to negotiate with any, other + than the absolute heads of the respective Governments, and after much + discussion all precedent was set aside, and it was agreed that the + conference should be held on board of the Little Peace Maker. Franz Josef + I., Emperor of Austria; Wilhelm II., Emperor of Germany; George V., King + of England; Nicholas II., Czar of Russia; the President of the French + Republic; Mr. Cockadoo of the United States of America, together with a + company of lesser lights, all with suites in keeping with their rank, were + there received and entertained by him. + </p> + <p> + Lawrence, accepting the position of Room Clerk, took great pride and + pleasure in seeing that everyone was properly installed. This was not, + however, his official position, as Edestone had turned over to him the + task of answering the great volume of communications that he had received + from amateurs, fanatics, ladies, and criminals, and it devolved upon him + to answer these and also to provide for the entertainment of the + representatives of the Anarchists, Socialists, Organized Labour, and + Suffragettes. + </p> + <p> + To the Anarchists, in answer to their inquiries as to where they were now + to obtain their explosives with which to continue their campaigns in the + future, and without the use of which they could secure for their arguments + no attention, he made no reply. + </p> + <p> + To the Socialists, he said that the best that he could do for them was to + provide an overflow meeting at the foot of the stairs; the Emperor of + Germany had refused to sit down with the traitors, as he called them, and + for once Edestone agreed with the Imperial contention. There, Lawrence + assured them, their point of view would be given serious consideration; in + fact, he himself expected to have the great honour of addressing them and + the Prohibitionists, the Anti-Vivisectionists, the Cubists, the Futurists, + the Post-Impressionists, and the Reds. + </p> + <p> + To Organized Labour, Edestone wrote that he would represent their cause. + Descended as he was from a long line of honest labouring men, who had + succeeded without the assistance of an organization of lazy and + inefficient ones combined under dishonest leaders, he assured them that he + would insist upon their rights, and that under the new regime, honesty, + efficiency, and sense of responsibility to those who employed them would + be recognized and rewarded in a manner beyond their wildest dreams. This + could not, however, be accomplished, he said, except by forcing the + dishonest, lazy, and inefficient into their rightful position, that of a + worthless by-product in this great world of recognition of true merit. + </p> + <p> + To the Suffragettes, Lawrence extended a most cordial invitation, but + stipulated that no representative would be received who had not borne and + raised twelve children, or were willing to appear at the meeting without + their hats, with hair cropped close to the head. + </p> + <p> + The date selected by Edestone was the Fourth day of July; the place, in + order to offend no one, was the beautiful valley of St. Nicholas in the + neutral country of the Swiss, and the Little Peace Maker, painted and + polished, was floating about twenty-five feet from the ground. About + one-quarter of her length from her stern, leading from an opening in her + bottom, ran a great flight of stairs which rested on a platform at their + foot. This was constructed in a manner similar to the cradle upon which + she was seen to rest by the King of England and his Cabinet. In this + manner she was connected with the earth but absolutely insulated. + </p> + <p> + To reach this platform one had to walk up four or five steps, which were + made of hard rubber, over which was laid a thick red velvet carpet, which + continued across the platform and up this most impressive flight of stairs + and disappeared into the opening in the Little Peace Maker. Bands were + playing, children were laughing, but not one soldier was to be seen. + </p> + <p> + The Royalties, as they arrived, were received at the foot of the stairs by + Edestone and conducted to their apartments where, surrounded by their + secretaries and servants, they might live entirely alone, or could, if + they desired to do so, mingle with the rest of the distinguished company. + </p> + <p> + When the great day arrived, and these Royal Potentates were seated in + their places, which had been arranged with great consideration for their + extreme sensitiveness on the subject of precedent, an exact science, + Edestone, dressed in his simple yachting costume, walked slowly up through + the aisle, on either side of which were seated Royalties, each in his + favourite uniform of ceremony, soon to become as old-fashioned as the + tattooing on a savage’s face. With perfect composure and self-possession + he took his place as Chairman of the Board and called the meeting to + order. + </p> + <p> + Then in a perfectly businesslike manner he explained the object of the + meeting, which he did with the greatest consideration for his + distinguished listeners, but there was in his voice a ring of confidence, + which they all knew was due to the fact that the suggestions that he made + would certainly be put into effect, and whereas they came to discuss, they + remained to agree. + </p> + <p> + He first briefly outlined the Utopian condition of the world as it would + be after his first suggestion had been carried into effect, and all arms, + ammunition, ships of war, and all destructive agencies had been destroyed. + </p> + <p> + He then laid down some new principles and relegated some of the old to the + scrap-heap. + </p> + <p> + He scoffed at the theory of majority rule, equality of man, and perpetual + peace through brotherly love. + </p> + <p> + Why should the majority rule, if the minority were more intelligent? + </p> + <p> + Why should all men be considered equal in intelligence, if not in weight + and height? + </p> + <p> + Why should dried-up old women be able to do something that young men, in + their full health and strength, had been unable to accomplish? + </p> + <p> + He then established a very limited ruling class, which he called, for the + lack of a better name, the Aristocracy of Intelligence, over which he + placed a head with absolute power, backed with sufficient force to see + that its wishes were carried out. + </p> + <p> + He then finally laid before them the plan of administration which he + proposed, which was that the entire world should be run by a Board of + Directors, of which, for the present, he sincerely hoped that they would + allow him to hold the humbler position of Chairman, while the President + and glorious head should be selected from some of the distinguished + monarchs within the sound of his voice. + </p> + <p> + He then very diplomatically explained that the form of government would be + based upon the administration of the great corporations of America, which + was his extremely polite method of informing them that the Chairman of the + Board was the power, and the President was but the icing on the cake. + </p> + <p> + He stated that history taught them that all wars had come about on account + of three things: Race, Religion, and Riches. + </p> + <p> + He suggested that the Race problem might be entirely solved by segregating + the races of the world, and giving over to them a portion of the earth + sufficiently large to support them in comfort in the climate and + surroundings to which they were accustomed, in which section they should + speak their own language, and were entitled to indulge in their own forms + of religion, customs, and superstitions, and there and there alone they + were supreme, and then only on matters of the administration of their own + allotment of the earth, but were subject absolutely and entirely to the + ruling of the Board of Directors as to their international policies. + </p> + <p> + The title of the portion of the world allotted to them was based not upon + the claims of any barbarian of antiquity, fanatic of the Middle Ages, or + the war lords of modern times, but upon the decision of the Board of + Directors, which would annul all previous titles and be final and + irrevocable. + </p> + <p> + If at any time any one or group of these left the portion of the earth to + which they had been restricted, they lost all of their rights as citizens + of the world, and while visiting the other sections must bow absolutely to + the will of those whose hospitality they were accepting. + </p> + <p> + In the case of those nations who had no home, and who had been parasites + on the nations of the earth for thousands of years, it was proposed that + they purchase from the country now holding the cradle of their birth a + home sufficiently large to accommodate their ever-increasing numbers under + the hygienic and healthful condition of the countries which they swarmed. + </p> + <p> + Religion, he said, which had for so many years been the cause of wars and + tumults, numbered by actual count up into the thousands, were in his + opinion sufficient in number to satisfy all who were not wishing for + personal aggrandizement or accumulation of wealth to create others. + Therefore, he stated, that all religions which had been established up to + the beginning of the nineteenth century might be allowed to continue, but + all others, being drawn on rather too scientific and financial lines, were + to be eliminated. + </p> + <p> + Coming to the last, and, as he expressed it, the cause of the present war, + namely, Riches, he showed that in the new form of government competition + would be eliminated, the interest of the whole being controlled by one + head with power to police, and greater profits to all would accrue by the + elimination of waste of time and money and by the efficiency of a single + administration. + </p> + <p> + He then suggested that a grand and international festival be held, at + which the combined fleets of the entire world be gathered together in the + middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and there, as a bond of good faith of all, + in the midst of universal rejoicing, they should be consigned to the + bottomless depths of absolute and eternal darkness. + </p> + <p> + In the meantime, Lawrence was addressing an assemblage of Reds, I. W. + W.‘s, Prohibitionists, and other thoughtful members of society. To these + he was serving grape juice and patent medicines. The percentage of alcohol + in these beverages quieted the nerves of most, but rendered the + Prohibitionists quite hilarious. They listened with much attention and + applauded violently the scheme which he outlined before them. + </p> + <p> + “You should be allowed,” he said, “to settle in the middle of the Desert + of Sahara, where you could all live in beautiful glass houses, and where + the soil produces no stones of a throwable size. There will be no saloons + there, clubs or dinner parties, but drugstores with their alluring lights + will decorate every corner. There with your palates parching with pain + your motto should be ‘Speak Easy’ for the sake of the Cause. The lives of + the inhabitants will be regulated by priestesses and preachers, and to + them will be submitted the most intimate affairs of the family. Yours will + be a maternal government; to each member of every family the Government + will daily, after taking the temperature, issue canton flannel + underclothes of the proper weight to be worn during the day. Alarm clocks + set by the Government will be issued to all. Your food, your cooking, and + your babies—if you have any, and God grant that you may not in such + a dry place!—will all be according to the canons of your religion. + Should you at any time find that the inhabitants are drying up and blowing + away, you can recruit from the malcontents of other portions of the + globe.” + </p> + <p> + With the Anti-Vivisectionists he was most sympathetic. “Ladies and + cranks,” he said. “I, too, am very fond of dogs, but as it is absolutely + necessary for the progress of science to make experiments upon living + subjects, I call upon you to volunteer for this work for all portions of + the body except the brain; for that portion I am creditably informed that + the doctors would prefer to use wood pulp.” + </p> + <p> + This was received with violent protestations of disapproval by the + Cubists, the Futurists, and the Post-Impressionists, who claimed that this + was entirely unnecessary, as they were able in their pictures to reveal + the most secret workings of the brain, and that upon their canvases they + laid bare for the study of the scientific world all that it was necessary + for it to know. + </p> + <p> + To the representatives of the Allied A.M.L.Q. American Architects, he + expressed his most sincere thanks for the kind expression of their + approval and offer of assistance, and in recognition of their + co-operation, he gave them entire charge of the competition for the laying + out and decorating, with befitting whirlwind monuments, hot air fountains, + and castles in the air, the great Edestone aerial highway which was to + encircle the globe. + </p> + <p> + Aloft Edestone, on the other hand, was having more trouble with his + audience, for his speech when finished was received with loud + protestations of disapproval, rendered in the most kingly and imperial + manner by this group of cousins, first cousins, double first cousins, and + half-brothers. Fortunately, however, for the welfare of the great mass of + the people of the world, they were well represented by the strong, + serious, and intelligent-looking men who sat at the elbow of this + consanguineous group, some of whom had by a process of intermarrying + degenerated into mere effigies of the strong men from whom they were + descended. These powers behind the tottering thrones of Europe realized + and bowed before the inevitable. + </p> + <h4> + FINIS + </h4> + <div style="height: 6em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of L. P. M., by J. Stewart Barney + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK L. P. M. *** + +***** This file should be named 7826-h.htm or 7826-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/7/8/2/7826/ + + +Text file produced by Eric Casteleijn, Cam Venezuela, Charles M. +Bidwell, Thomas Hutchinson, Suzanne L. 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