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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Speeches of Charles Dickens, by Charles
+Dickens
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+Title: Speeches of Charles Dickens
+ Literary and Social
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+Author: Charles Dickens
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+Release Date: December 18, 2014 [eBook #824]
+[This file was first posted on March 1, 1997]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SPEECHES OF CHARLES DICKENS***
+
+
+Transcribed from the 1880 Chatto and Windus edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+ [Picture: Book cover]
+
+
+
+
+SPEECHES
+_LITERARY AND SOCIAL_
+
+
+ BY
+ CHARLES DICKENS
+
+ WITH CHAPTERS ON “CHARLES DICKENS AS A LETTER WRITER,
+ POET, AND PUBLIC READER.”
+
+ [Picture: Drawing of Charles Dickens]
+
+ _A NEW EDITION_
+
+ London
+ CHATTO AND WINDUS, PICCADILLY
+ 1880
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION.
+
+
+CHARLES DICKENS was born at Landport, Portsmouth, on February 7, 1812.
+At that time his father, Mr. John Dickens, held an office in the Navy Pay
+Department, the duties of which obliged him to reside alternately at the
+principal naval stations of England. But on the conclusion of peace in
+1815 a considerable reduction was made by Government in this branch of
+the public service. Mr. John Dickens, among others, was pensioned off,
+and he removed to London with his wife and children, when his son Charles
+was hardly four years of age.
+
+No doubt the varied bustling scenes of life witnessed by Charles Dickens
+in his early years, had an influence on his mind that gave him a taste
+for observing the manners and mental peculiarities of different classes
+of people engaged in the active pursuits of life, and quickened a
+naturally lively perception of the ridiculous, for which he was
+distinguished even in boyhood.
+
+It is curious to observe how similar opportunities of becoming acquainted
+practically with life, and the busy actors on its varied scenes, in very
+early life, appear to influence the minds of thinking and imaginative men
+in after-years. Goldsmith’s pedestrian excursions on the Continent,
+Bulwer’s youthful rambles on foot in England, and equestrian expeditions
+in France, and Maclise’s extensive walks in boyhood over his native
+county, and the mountains and valleys of Wicklow a little later, were
+fraught with similar results.
+
+Charles Dickens was intended by his father to be an attorney. Nature and
+Mr. John Dickens happily differed on that point. London law may have
+sustained little injury in losing Dickens for “a limb.” English
+literature would have met with an irreparable loss, had she been deprived
+of him whom she delights to own as a favourite son.
+
+Dickens, having decided against the law, began his career in “the
+gallery,” as a reporter on _The True Sun_; and from the first made
+himself distinguished and distinguishable among “the corps,” for his
+ability, promptness, and punctuality.
+
+Remaining for a short term on the staff of this periodical, he seceded to
+_The Mirror of Parliament_, which was started with the express object of
+furnishing _verbatim_ reports of the debates. It only lived, however,
+for two sessions.
+
+The influence of his father, who on settling in the metropolis, had
+become connected with the London press, procured for Charles Dickens an
+appointment as short-hand reporter on the _Morning Chronicle_. To this
+period of his life he has made some graceful and interesting allusions in
+a speech delivered at the Second Anniversary of the Newspaper Press Fund,
+about five years ago.
+
+It was in _The Monthly Magazine_ of January, 1834, before he had quite
+attained his twenty-second year, that Charles Dickens made his first
+appearance in print as a story-teller. {7} Neither the editor of the
+magazine, nor the readers, nor even the ardent and gratified young author
+himself (who has described in the preface to the “Pickwick Papers” his
+sensations on finding his little contribution accepted), then dreamt that
+he would become in five short years from that time one of the most
+popular and widely-read of English authors, that his name would shortly
+become familiar as a household word, and that his praise would be on
+every tongue on both sides of the Atlantic.
+
+Encouraged by his success, Charles Dickens continued to send sketches in
+the same vein, and for the next twelve months was a tolerably constant
+contributor to the _Magazine_. All, or nearly all, of these little
+papers were reprinted in the collection of _Sketches by Boz_; but as it
+will perhaps be interesting to some of our readers to trace their
+original appearance in the magazine, we give a list of them here:—
+
+February, 1834, Horatio Sparkins.
+ Marriage a-la-Mode.
+April „ The Bloomsbury Christening.
+May „ The Boarding-House.
+August „ _Ibid._ (No II.) {8a}
+September „ The Goings-on at Bramsby Hall.
+October „ The Steam Excursion.
+January, 1835. Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle.
+February „ _Ib._ Chapter Second.
+
+A similar series was afterwards contributed to the evening edition of
+_The Morning Chronicle_, {8b} then edited by Mr. John Black, and on which
+Dickens was engaged as parliamentary reporter.
+
+While writing the “Sketches,” a strong inclination towards the stage
+induced Mr. Charles Dickens to test his powers as a dramatist, and his
+first piece, a farce called _The Strange Gentleman_, was produced at the
+St. James’s Theatre on the opening night of the season, September 29,
+1836. The late Mr. Harley was the hero of the farce, which was received
+with great favour. This was followed by an opera, called _The Village
+Coquettes_, for which Mr. Hullah composed the music, and which was
+brought out at the same establishment, on Tuesday, December 6, 1836. The
+quaint humour, unaffected pathos, and graceful lyrics of this production
+found prompt recognition, and the piece enjoyed a prosperous run. _The
+Village Coquettes_ took its title from two village girls, Lucy and Rose,
+led away by vanity, coquetting with men above them in station, and
+discarding their humble, though worthy lovers. Before, however, it is
+too late they see their error, and the piece terminates happily. Miss
+Rainforth and Miss Julia Smith were the heroines, and Mr. Bennet and Mr.
+Gardner were their betrothed lovers. Braham was the Lord of the Manor,
+who would have led astray the fair Lucy. There was a capital scene,
+where he was detected by Lucy’s father, played by Strickland, urging an
+elopement. Harley had a trifling part in the piece, rendered highly
+amusing by his admirable acting.
+
+On March 6, 1837, was brought out at the St. James’s Theatre a farce,
+called _Is She His Wife_; _or_, _Something Singular_, in which Harley
+played the principal character, Felix Tapkins, a flirting bachelor, and
+sang a song in the character of Pickwick, “written expressly for him by
+Boz.”
+
+Under the pseudonym of Timothy Sparks Charles Dickens published about
+this time a wholesome, wise, and cleverly written little pamphlet against
+Sabbatarianism, in which he cogently and forcibly advocated more liberal
+views respecting the observance of Sunday than generally obtain in this
+country. {10}
+
+In March, 1836, appeared the first number of “Pickwick,” with
+illustrations by Seymour. It was continued in monthly shilling numbers
+until its completion, and this has been Mr. Dickens’s favourite and usual
+form of publication ever since. The success and popularity of the
+work—which, in freshness and vigour, he has never surpassed in his later
+and maturer writings—were unmistakeable. Several playwrights dramatised
+it, with more or less success; and a swarm of obscure scribblers flooded
+the town with imitations and sequels, which, like Avanelleda’s second
+part of “Don Quixote,” came mostly to grief, and were quickly forgotten.
+
+Before the work had reached its third number, the talented artist who had
+undertaken the illustrations, and who has immortalised the features of
+Mr. Pickwick, was unfortunately removed by death, and Mr. Hablot Browne
+(the well-known _Phiz_) was chosen to replace him, and continued to
+illustrate most of Mr. Dickens’s novels for many years after. During the
+years 1837–1838, Mr. Dickens carried on the editorship of _Bentley’s
+Miscellany_, where his novel of “Oliver Twist” (illustrated by George
+Cruikshank) first appeared. To this magazine, during the time that he
+conducted it, he also contributed some humorous papers, entitled “Full
+Report of the Meetings of the Mudfog Association for the Advancement of
+Everything.” But, finding his editorial office irksome, he soon
+abandoned it.
+
+During his engagement with Mr. Bentley, he edited and partly wrote the
+“Memoirs of Joseph Grimaldi,” {11} a book now almost forgotten, though
+not without passages of pathos and humour. Dickens, in the introductory
+chapter (dated February, 1838), gives the following account of his share
+in the work:—
+
+ “For about a year before his death, Grimaldi was employed in writing
+ a full account of his life and adventures, and as people who write
+ their own lives often find time to extend them to a most inordinate
+ length, it is no wonder that his account of himself was exceedingly
+ voluminous.
+
+ “This manuscript was confided to Mr. Thomas Egerton Wilks, to alter
+ and revise, with a view to its publication. While he was thus
+ engaged, Grimaldi died; and Mr. Wilks having, by the commencement of
+ September (1837), concluded his labours, offered the manuscript to
+ Mr. Bentley, by whom it was shortly afterwards purchased.
+
+ “The present editor of these volumes has felt it necessary to say
+ thus much in explanation of their origin. His own share in them is
+ stated in a few words. Being much struck by several incidents in the
+ manuscript—such as the description of Grimaldi’s infancy, the
+ burglary, the brother’s return from sea, and many other passages—and
+ thinking that they might be related in a more attractive manner, he
+ accepted a proposal from the publisher to edit the book, and _has_
+ edited it to the best of his ability, altering its form throughout,
+ and making such other alterations as he conceived would improve the
+ narration of the facts, without any departure from the facts
+ themselves.”
+
+His next work was “Nicholas Nickleby,” published in monthly numbers. The
+following passage from the original preface, which is only to be found in
+the old editions, alludes to the great success that attended this story:—
+
+ “It only now remains for the writer of these pages, with that feeling
+ of regret with which we leave almost any pursuit that has for a long
+ time occupied us and engaged our thoughts, and which is naturally
+ augmented in such a case as this, when that pursuit has been
+ surrounded by all that could animate and cheer him on—it only now
+ remains for him, before abandoning his task, to bid his readers
+ farewell.”
+
+This was followed by “Master Humphrey’s Clock,” the publication of which,
+in weekly numbers, with illustrations by Cattermole and Hablot Browne,
+was commenced in April, 1840. “Master Humphrey’s Clock” comprised the
+two novels of “The Old Curiosity Shop” and “Barnaby Rudge,” which are now
+published in a separate form, stripped of the introductory portion
+relating to Master Humphrey, and of the intercalary chapters in which Mr.
+Pickwick and the two Wellers appear again on the scene. It was pleasant
+to meet once more these familiar humorous creations, and it may be a
+matter for regret that this portion of the book has been consigned to
+oblivion. But the author considered that these passages served only to
+interrupt the continuity of the main story, and they were consequently
+eliminated.
+
+These three characters (the Wellers and Mr. Pickwick) have all the same
+raciness and inexhaustible humour in this sequel as in the work in which
+we were first introduced to them. As the original edition of the work we
+are alluding to is now somewhat rare, the reader may not be displeased to
+have a few specimens laid before him. Here is Mr. Weller senior’s
+opinion of railways:—
+
+ “I con-sider,” said Mr. Weller, “that the rail is unconstitootional
+ and an inwaser o’ priwileges, and I should wery much like to know
+ what that ’ere old Carter as once stood up for our liberties and wun
+ ’em too—I should like to know wot he vould say if he wos alive now,
+ to Englishmen being locked up with widders, or with anybody, again
+ their wills. Wot a old Carter would have said, a old Coachman may
+ say, and I as-sert that in that pint o’ view alone, the rail is an
+ inwaser. As to the comfort, vere’s the comfort o’ sittin’ in a harm
+ cheer lookin’ at brick walls or heaps o’ mud, never comin’ to a
+ public house, never seein’ a glass o’ ale, never goin’ through a
+ pike, never meetin’ a change o’ no kind (horses or othervise), but
+ alvays comin’ to a place, ven you come to one at all, the wery picter
+ o’ the last, vith the same p’leesemen standing about, the same
+ blessed old bell a ringin’, the same unfort’nate people standing
+ behind the bars, a waitin’ to be let in; and everythin’ the same
+ except the name, vich is wrote up in the same sized letters as the
+ last name and vith the same colors. As to the _h_onour and dignity
+ o’ travelling vere can that be vithout a coachman; and wot’s the rail
+ to sich coachmen and guards as is sometimes forced to go by it, but a
+ outrage and a insult? As to the pace, wot sort o’ pace do you think
+ I, Tony Veller, could have kept a coach goin’ at, for five hundred
+ thousand pound a mile, paid in adwance afore the coach was on the
+ road? And as to the ingein—a nasty wheezin’, creaking, gasping,
+ puffin, bustin’ monster, alvays out o’ breath, vith a shiny green and
+ gold back, like a unpleasant beetle in that ’ere gas magnifier—as to
+ the ingein as is alvays a pourin’ out red hot coals at night, and
+ black smoke in the day, the sensiblest thing it does in my opinion,
+ is, ven there’s somethin’ in the vay and it sets up that ’ere
+ frightful scream vich seems to say, ‘Now here’s two hundred and forty
+ passengers in the wery greatest extremity o’ danger, and here’s their
+ two hundred and forty screams in vun!’” {15}
+
+While Mr. Pickwick is listening to Master Humphrey’s story above, the
+Wellers are entertained by the housekeeper in the kitchen, where they
+find Mr. Slithers, the barber, to whom Sam Weller, drawing extensively we
+may suppose upon his lively imagination, relates the following anecdote:—
+
+ “I never knew,” said Sam, fixing his eyes in a ruminative manner upon
+ the blushing barber, “I never knew but von o’ your trade, but _he_
+ wos worth a dozen, and wos indeed dewoted to his callin’!”
+
+ “Was he in the easy shaving way, sir,” inquired Mr. Slithers; “or in
+ the cutting and curling line?”
+
+ “Both,” replied Sam; “easy shavin’ was his natur, and cuttin’ and
+ curlin’ was his pride and glory. His whole delight wos in his trade.
+ He spent all his money in bears and run in debt for ’em besides, and
+ there they wos a growling avay down in the front cellar all day long,
+ and ineffectooally gnashing their teeth, vile the grease o’ their
+ relations and friends wos being re-tailed in gallipots in the shop
+ above, and the first-floor winder wos ornamented vith their heads;
+ not to speak o’ the dreadful aggrawation it must have been to ’em to
+ see a man alvays a walkin’ up and down the pavement outside, vith the
+ portrait of a bear in his last agonies, and underneath in large
+ letters, ‘Another fine animal wos slaughtered yesterday at
+ Jinkinson’s!’ Hows’ever, there they wos, and there Jinkinson wos,
+ till he wos took wery ill with some inn’ard disorder, lost the use of
+ his legs, and wos confined to his bed, vere he laid a wery long time,
+ but sich wos his pride in his profession even then, that wenever he
+ wos worse than usual, the doctor used to go down stairs and say,
+ ‘Jinkinson’s wery low this mornin’; we must give the bears a stir;’
+ and as sure as ever they stirred ’em up a bit, and made ’em roar,
+ Jinkinson opens his eyes if he wos ever so bad, calls out, ‘There’s
+ the bears!’ and rewives agin. Vun day the doctor happenin’ to say,
+ ‘I shall look in as usual to-morrow mornin’,’ Jinkinson catches hold
+ of his hand and says, ‘Doctor,’ he says, ‘will you grant me one
+ favor?’ ‘I will, Jinkinson,’ says the doctor. ‘Then, doctor,’ says
+ Jinkinson, ‘vill you come un-shaved, and let me shave you?’ ‘I
+ will,’ says the doctor. ‘God bless you,’ says Jinkinson. Next day
+ the doctor came, and arter he’d been shaved all skilful and reg’lar,
+ he says, ‘Jinkinson,’ he says, ‘it’s wery plain this does you good.
+ Now,’ he says, ‘I’ve got a coachman as has got a beard that it ’d
+ warm your heart to work on, and though the footman,’ he says, ‘hasn’t
+ got much of a beard, still he’s a trying it on vith a pair o’ viskers
+ to that extent, that razors is christian charity. If they take it in
+ turns to mind the carriage wen it’s a waitin’ below,’ he says, ‘wot’s
+ to hinder you from operatin’ on both of ’em ev’ry day as well as upon
+ me? you’ve got six children,’ he says, ‘wot’s to hinder you from
+ shavin’ all their heads, and keepin’ ’em shaved? You’ve got two
+ assistants in the shop down-stairs, wot’s to hinder you from cuttin’
+ and curlin’ them as often as you like? Do this,’ he says, ‘and
+ you’re a man agin.’ Jinkinson squeedged the doctor’s hand, and begun
+ that wery day; he kept his tools upon the bed, and wenever he felt
+ his-self gettin’ worse, he turned to at vun o’ the children, who wos
+ a runnin’ about the house vith heads like clean Dutch cheeses, and
+ shaved him agin. Vun day the lawyer come to make his vill; all the
+ time he wos a takin’ it down, Jinkinson was secretly a clippin’ avay
+ at his hair vith a large pair of scissors. ‘Wot’s that ’ere snippin’
+ noise?’ says the lawyer every now and then, ‘it’s like a man havin’
+ his hair cut.’ ‘It _is_ wery like a man havin’ his hair cut,’ says
+ poor Jinkinson, hidin’ the scissors and lookin’ quite innocent. By
+ the time the lawyer found it out, he was wery nearly bald. Jinkinson
+ was kept alive in this vay for a long time, but at last vun day he
+ has in all the children, vun arter another, shaves each on ’em wery
+ clean, and gives him vun kiss on the crown of his head; then he has
+ in the two assistants, and arter cuttin’ and curlin’ of ’em in the
+ first style of elegance, says he should like to hear the woice o’ the
+ greasiest bear, vich rekvest is immedetly complied with; then he says
+ that he feels wery happy in his mind, and vishes to be left alone;
+ and then he dies, prevously cuttin’ his own hair, and makin’ one flat
+ curl in the wery middle of his forehead.” {18a}
+
+There is a great deal more in the same vein, not unworthy of the
+“Pickwick Papers.” We must leave the curious reader to find it out,
+however, for himself.
+
+During the progress of this publication, it seems that certain officious
+persons, mistaking it for a kind of _omnium gatherum_, by “several
+hands,” tendered contributions to its pages, and the author was compelled
+to issue the following advertisement:
+
+ MASTER HUMPHREY’S CLOCK.
+
+ MR. DICKENS begs to inform all those Ladies and Gentlemen who have
+ tendered him contributions for this work, and all those who may now
+ or at any future time have it in contemplation to do so, that he
+ cannot avail himself of their obliging offers, as it is written
+ solely by himself, and cannot possibly include any productions from
+ other hands.
+
+ This announcement will serve for a final answer to all
+ correspondents, and will render any private communications
+ unnecessary.
+
+After “winding up his Clock,” as he termed it, Dickens resolved to make a
+tour in the United States. Before he went away, however, some of the
+most distinguished citizens of Edinburgh gave him a farewell banquet.
+{18b} He was then only twenty-nine years of age, and this was the first
+great public recognition of his genius, and the first occasion that was
+afforded him of displaying his powers as a public speaker. Professor
+Wilson (Christopher North) presided, and spoke of the young author in the
+following terms:—
+
+ “Our friend has dealt with the common feelings and passions of
+ ordinary men in the common and ordinary paths of life. He has not
+ sought—at least he has not yet sought—to deal with those thoughts and
+ passions that are made conspicuous from afar by the elevated stations
+ of those who experience them. He has mingled in the common walks of
+ life; he has made himself familiar with the lower orders of society.
+ He has not been deterred by the aspect of vice and wickedness, and
+ misery and guilt, from seeking a spirit of good in things evil, but
+ has endeavoured by the might of genius to transmute what was base
+ into what is precious as the beaten gold. . . . But I shall be
+ betrayed, if I go on much longer,—which it would be improper for me
+ to do—into something like a critical delineation of the genius of our
+ illustrious guest. I shall not attempt that; but I cannot but
+ express in a few ineffectual words, the delight which every human
+ bosom feels in the benign spirit which pervades all his creations.
+ How kind and good a man he is, I need not say; nor what strength of
+ genius he has acquired by that profound sympathy with his
+ fellow-creatures, whether in prosperity and happiness, or overwhelmed
+ with unfortunate circumstances, but who do not yet sink under their
+ miseries, but trust to their own strength of endurance, to that
+ principle of truth and honour and integrity which is no stranger to
+ the uncultivated bosom, which is found in the lowest abodes in as
+ great strength as in the halls of nobles and the palaces of kings.
+
+ “Mr. Dickens is also a satirist. He satirises human life, but he
+ does not satirise it to degrade it. He does not wish to pull down
+ what is high into the neighbourhood of what is low. He does not seek
+ to represent all virtue as a hollow thing, in which no confidence can
+ be placed. He satirises only the selfish, and the hard-hearted, and
+ the cruel; he exposes in a hideous light that principle which, when
+ acted upon, gives a power to men in the lowest grades to carry on a
+ more terrific tyranny than if placed upon thrones. I shall not
+ say—for I do not feel—that our distinguished guest has done full and
+ entire justice to one subject—that he has entirely succeeded where I
+ have no doubt he would be most anxious to succeed—in a full and
+ complete delineation of the female character. But this he has done:
+ he has not endeavoured to represent women as charming merely by the
+ aid of accomplishments, however elegant and graceful. He has not
+ depicted those accomplishments as the essentials of their character,
+ but has spoken of them rather as always inspired by a love of
+ domesticity, by fidelity, by purity, by innocence, by charity, and by
+ hope, which makes them discharge, under the most difficult
+ circumstances, their duties; and which brings over their path in this
+ world some glimpses of the light of heaven. Mr. Dickens may be
+ assured that there is felt for him all over Scotland a sentiment of
+ kindness, affection, admiration and love; and I know for certain that
+ the knowledge of these sentiments must make him happy.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dickens left Liverpool, on his voyage across the Atlantic, in the
+“Britannia” steam-packet, Captain Hewett, on the 3rd of January, 1842.
+At Boston, Hartford, and New York, he was received with ovations
+(Washington Irving on one occasion presiding at a banquet held in his
+honour), until he was obliged to decline any further appearance in
+public. During this first visit to America, he made three long and
+eloquent speeches, which are all given in this volume _in extenso_. In
+each of these he referred in an earnest way to the great question of
+International Copyright, urging upon his Transatlantic friends the
+necessity of doing right and justice in this matter. He returned to
+England in the month of June, and a few weeks afterwards addressed the
+following circular letter to all the principal English authors:—
+
+ “1, DEVONSHIRE TERRACE, York Gate, Regent’s Park,
+ “7_th_ _July_, 1842.
+
+ “You may perhaps be aware that, during my stay in America, I lost no
+ opportunity of endeavouring to awaken the public mind to a sense of
+ the unjust and iniquitous state of the law in that country, in
+ reference to the wholesale piracy of British works. Having been
+ successful in making the subject one of general discussion in the
+ United States, I carried to Washington, for presentation to Congress
+ by Mr. Clay, a petition from the whole body of American authors,
+ earnestly praying for the enactment of an International Copyright
+ Law. It was signed by Mr. Washington Irving, Mr. Prescott, Mr.
+ Cooper, and every man who has distinguished himself in the literature
+ of America; and has since been referred to a Select Committee of the
+ House of Representatives. To counteract any effect which might be
+ produced by that petition, a meeting was held in Boston—which, you
+ will remember, is the seat and stronghold of Learning and Letters in
+ the United States—at which a memorial against any change in the
+ existing state of things in this respect was agreed to, with but one
+ dissentient voice. This document, which, incredible as it may appear
+ to you, was actually forwarded to Congress and received, deliberately
+ stated that if English authors were invested with any control over
+ the re-publication of their own books, it would be no longer possible
+ for American editors to alter and adapt them (as they do now) to the
+ American taste! This memorial was, without loss of time, replied to
+ by Mr. Prescott, who commented, with the natural indignation of a
+ gentleman, and a man of letters, upon its extraordinary dishonesty.
+ I am satisfied that this brief mention of its tone and spirit is
+ sufficient to impress you with the conviction that it becomes all
+ those who are in any way connected with the literature of England, to
+ take that high stand, to which the nature of their pursuits, and the
+ extent of their sphere of usefulness, justly entitle them, to
+ discourage the upholders of such doctrines by every means in their
+ power, and to hold themselves aloof from the remotest participation
+ in a system, from which the moral sense and honourable feeling of all
+ just men must instinctively recoil.
+
+ “For myself, I have resolved that I will never from this time enter
+ into any negotiation with any person for the transmission across the
+ Atlantic of early proofs of anything I may write, and that I will
+ forego all profit derivable from such a source. I do not venture to
+ urge this line of proceeding upon you, but I would beg to suggest,
+ and to lay great stress upon the necessity of observing one other
+ course of action, to which I cannot too emphatically call your
+ attention. The persons who exert themselves to mislead the American
+ public on this question, to put down its discussion, and to suppress
+ and distort the truth in reference to it in every possible way, are
+ (as you may easily suppose) those who have a strong interest in the
+ existing system of piracy and plunder: inasmuch as, so long as it
+ continues, they can gain a very comfortable living out of the brains
+ of other men, while they would find it very difficult to earn bread
+ by the exercise of their own. These are the editors and proprietors
+ of newspapers almost exclusively devoted to the re-publication of
+ popular English works. They are, for the most part, men of very low
+ attainments, and of more than indifferent reputation; and I have
+ frequently seen them, in the same sheet in which they boast of the
+ rapid sale of many thousand copies of an English reprint, coarsely
+ and insolently attacking the author of that very book, and heaping
+ scurrility and slander upon his head. I would therefore entreat you,
+ in the name of the honourable pursuit with which you are so
+ intimately connected, never to hold correspondence with any of these
+ men, and never to negotiate with them for the sale of early proofs of
+ any work over which you have control, but to treat on all occasions
+ with some respectable American publishing house, and with such an
+ establishment only. Our common interest in this subject, and my
+ advocacy of it, single-handed, on every occasion that has presented
+ itself during my absence from Europe, form my excuse for addressing
+ you.
+
+ “I am, &c.,
+ “CHARLES DICKENS.”
+
+By his “American Notes,” and by some of the scenes in “Martin
+Chuzzlewit,” Dickens gave for a time great offence to the Americans,
+though he only satirised some of their foibles (with just a spice of
+piquante exaggeration), as he had ours at home. Let the reader hear what
+two candid Americans have recently written on this subject:—
+
+ “The ‘American Notes’ are weak, and unworthy of their author; but the
+ American sketches in ‘Martin Chuzzlewit’ are among the cleverest and
+ truest things he has ever written. The satire was richly deserved,
+ well applied, and has done a great deal of good. To claim that it
+ was mere burlesque and exaggeration, is sheer nonsense, and it is
+ highly disingenuous to deny the existence of the absurdities upon
+ which it was founded. Moreover, the popular implication that there
+ is really nothing now in the country justly to provoke a smile—to
+ urge with so much complacency that we have changed all that—argues
+ the continued existence of not a little of the same thin-skinned
+ tetchiness, the same inability ‘to see ourselves as others see us,’
+ which made us so legitimate a target before.”
+
+ “As for certain American portraits painted in Martin Chuzzlewit,”
+ says an American lady, {24} “I should as soon think of objecting to
+ them as I should think of objecting to any other discovery in natural
+ history. To deny the existence of Elijah Pogram, Jefferson Brick,
+ Colonel Diver, Mrs. Hominy, and Miss Codger, is to deny facts
+ somewhat exaggerated, that are patent to any keen observer who has
+ ever travelled through the United States. The character of Elijah
+ Pogram is so well known as to constantly figure in the world of
+ illustration; and we can well afford to laugh at foibles of native
+ growth when Mr. Dickens devotes the greater part of this same novel
+ to the exposition of English vice and selfishness.”
+
+The following letter, referring to Martin Chuzzlewit, which was then in
+course of publication, was addressed by Mr. Dickens to a friend in
+January, 1844:—
+
+ “Devonshire Terrace,
+ “_January_ 2_d_, 1844.
+
+ MY DEAR SIR,
+
+ “THAT is a very horrible case you tell me of. I would to God I could
+ get at the parental heart of —, in which event I would so scarify it,
+ that he should writhe again. But if I were to put such a father as
+ he into a book, all the fathers going (and especially the bad ones)
+ would hold up their hands and protest against the unnatural
+ caricature. I find that a great many people (particularly those who
+ might have sat for the character) consider even Mr. Pecksniff a
+ grotesque impossibility, and Mrs. Nickleby herself, sitting bodily
+ before me in a solid chair, once asked me whether I really believed
+ there ever was such a woman.
+
+ “So — reviewing his own case, would not believe in Jonas Chuzzlewit.
+ ‘I like Oliver Twist,’ says —, ‘for I am fond of children. But the
+ book is unnatural, for who would think of being cruel to poor little
+ Oliver Twist!’
+
+ “Nevertheless I will bear the dog in my mind, and if I can hit him
+ between the eyes so that he shall stagger more than you or I have
+ done this Christmas under the combined effects of punch and turkey, I
+ will.
+
+ “Thank you cordially for your note. Excuse this scrap of paper. I
+ thought it was a whole sheet until I turned it over.
+
+ “My dear Sir,
+ “Faithfully yours,
+ “CHARLES DICKENS.”
+
+To a collection of Sketches and Tales by a Working Man, published in
+1844, {26} Charles Dickens was induced to contribute a preface, from
+which we select the following passages:—
+
+ “I do not recommend it as a book of surpassing originality or
+ transcendent merit . . . I do not claim to have discovered, in humble
+ life, an extraordinary and brilliant genius. I cannot charge mankind
+ in general with having entered into a conspiracy to neglect the
+ author of this volume, or to leave him pining in obscurity. I have
+ not the smallest intention of comparing him with Burns, the
+ exciseman; or with Bloomfield, the shoemaker; or with Ebenezer
+ Elliott, the worker in iron; or with James Hogg, the shepherd. I see
+ no reason to be hot, or bitter, or lowering, or sarcastic, or
+ indignant, or fierce, or sour, or sharp, in his behalf. I have
+ nothing to rail at; nothing to exalt; nothing to flourish in the face
+ of a stony-hearted world; and have but a very short and simple story
+ to tell.
+
+ “John Overs is, as is set forth in the title-page, a working man. A
+ man who earns his weekly wages (or who did when he was strong enough)
+ by plying of the hammer, plane, and chisel. He became known to me
+ nearly six years ago, when he sent me some songs, appropriate to the
+ different months of the year, with a letter, stating under what
+ circumstances they had been composed, and in what manner he was
+ occupied from morning until night. I was just then relinquishing the
+ conduct of a monthly periodical, {27} or I would gladly have
+ published them. As it was, I returned them to him, with a private
+ expression of the interest I felt in such productions. They were
+ afterwards accepted, with much readiness and consideration, by Mr.
+ Tait, of Edinburgh, and were printed in his Magazine.
+
+ “Finding, after some further correspondence with my new friend, that
+ his authorship had not ceased with his verses, but that he still
+ occupied his leisure moments in writing, I took occasion to
+ remonstrate with him seriously against his pursuing that course. I
+ told him, his persistence in his new calling made me uneasy; and I
+ advised him to abandon it as strongly as I could.
+
+ “In answer to this dissuasion of mine, he wrote me as manly and
+ straightforward, but withal, as modest a letter, as ever I read in my
+ life. He explained to me how limited his ambition was: soaring no
+ higher than the establishment of his wife in some light business, and
+ the better education of his children. He set before me the
+ difference between his evening and holiday studies, such as they
+ were; and the having no better resource than an ale-house or a
+ skittle-ground. He told me how every small addition to his stock of
+ knowledge made his Sunday walks the pleasanter, the hedge-flowers
+ sweeter, everything more full of interest and meaning to him.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ “He is very ill; the faintest shadow of the man who came into my
+ little study for the first time, half-a-dozen years ago, after the
+ correspondence I have mentioned. He has been very ill for a long
+ period; his disease is a severe and wasting affection of the lungs,
+ which has incapacitated him these many months for every kind of
+ occupation. ‘If I could only do a hard day’s work,’ he said to me
+ the other day, ‘how happy I should be.’
+
+ “Having these papers by him, amongst others, he bethought himself
+ that, if he could get a bookseller to purchase them for publication
+ in a volume, they would enable him to make some temporary provision
+ for his sick wife, and very young family. We talked the matter over
+ together, and that it might be easier of accomplishment I promised
+ him that I would write an introduction to his book.
+
+ “I would to Heaven that I could do him better service! I would to
+ Heaven it were an introduction to a long, and vigorous, and useful
+ life! But Hope will not trim his lamp the less brightly for him and
+ his, because of this impulse to their struggling fortunes, and trust
+ me, reader, they deserve her light, and need it sorely.
+
+ “He has inscribed this book to one {28} whose skill will help him,
+ under Providence, in all that human skill can do. {29} To one who
+ never could have recognised in any potentate on earth a higher claim
+ to constant kindness and attention than he has recognized in him. * *
+ * *”
+
+The beautiful series of Christmas stories, with which during the last
+fifteen years the public have become so familiar, was commenced by Mr.
+Dickens in December, 1843, with _A Christmas Carol in Prose_, illustrated
+by John Leech. What Jeffrey, what Sydney Smith, what Jerrold, what
+Thackeray thought and wrote about this little story is well known.
+“Blessings on your kind heart, my dear Dickens,” wrote Jeffrey, “and may
+it always be as full and as light as it is kind, and a fountain of
+goodness to all within reach of its beatings. We are all charmed with
+your Carol; chiefly, I think, for the genuine goodness which breathes all
+through it, and is the true inspiring angel by which its genius has been
+awakened. The whole scene of the Cratchits is like the dream of a
+beneficent angel, in spite of its broad reality, and little Tiny Tim in
+life and in death almost as sweet and touching as Nelly. You may be sure
+you have done more good, and not only fastened more kindly feelings, but
+prompted more positive acts of benevolence by this little publication
+than can be traced to all the pulpits and confessionals since Christmas,
+1842.”
+
+ “It is the work,” writes Thackeray, {30} “of the master of all the
+ English humourists now alive; the young man who came and took his
+ place calmly at the head of the whole tribe, and who has kept it.
+ Think of all we owe Mr. Dickens since those half-dozen years, the
+ store of happy hours that he has made us pass, the kindly and
+ pleasant companions whom he has introduced to us; the harmless
+ laughter, the generous wit, the frank, manly, human love which he has
+ taught us to feel! Every month of those years has brought us some
+ kind token from this delightful genius. His books may have lost in
+ art, perhaps, but could we afford to wait? Since the days when the
+ _Spectator_ was produced by a man of kindred mind and temper, what
+ books have appeared that have taken so affectionate a hold of the
+ English public as these?
+
+ “Who can listen to objections regarding such a book as this? It
+ seems to me a national benefit, and to every man or woman who reads
+ it a personal kindness. The last two people I heard speak of it were
+ women; neither knew the other, or the author, and both said by way of
+ criticism, ‘God bless him!’ * * * As for Tiny Tim, there is a certain
+ passage in the book regarding that young gentleman about which a man
+ should hardly venture to speak in print or in public, any more than
+ he would of any other affections of his private heart. There is not
+ a reader in England but that little creature will be a bond of union
+ between the author and him; and he will say of Charles Dickens, as
+ the woman just now, ‘God bless him!’ What a feeling is this for a
+ writer to be able to inspire, and what a reward to reap.”
+
+During six years did Mr. Dickens continue to issue at Christmas these
+little volumes: “A Christmas Carol” (December, 1843); “The Chimes”
+(December, 1844); “The Cricket on the Hearth” (December, 1845); “The
+Battle of Life” (December, 1846); “The Haunted Man and the Ghost’s
+Bargain” (December, 1848). {31}
+
+Christmas stories are now grown so much the fashion that, whenever the
+season of holly and mistletoe comes round they greet us at every turn,
+forcing themselves upon our notice through every species of whimsical and
+enticing embellishment. Why is it that, amidst such a satiety of
+novelties we turn again and again, with an interest as keen as ever, to a
+perusal of the pages where little Dot Peerybingle chirps as brightly as
+the cricket on her own hearth, where Trotty Veck listens to the voices of
+the chimes, striving to comprehend what it is they say to him, and where
+old Scrooge’s heart is softened by his ghostly visitants? It is because
+Charles Dickens has made such a study of that human nature we all possess
+in common that he is able to strike with a practised hand upon the chords
+of our hearts, and draw forth harmony that vibrates from soul to soul.
+
+It is not, however, our intention here, to follow Mr. Dickens through the
+whole of his long and honourable literary career, far less to undertake
+the superfluous task of extolling the numerous and brilliant list of
+writings that have followed each other in rapid and welcome succession
+from his indefatigable pen. All that remains for us to do now, is to
+notice briefly two very grave charges that have been made against the
+general tendency of his writings, and to bring forward some evidence in
+refutation of them.
+
+These two charges are, 1, a wilful perversion of facts in describing the
+political and social condition of our time; 2, an irreverence for and
+ridicule of sacred things and persons, which (say the objectors) infuses
+a subtle poison through the whole of his works, and unsettles the belief
+of the young. We shall take these charges one at a time.
+
+In some of his later novels, such as “Bleak House,” and “Little Dorrit,”
+in which he has endeavoured to grapple with the great social and
+political problems of the age, certain critics have accused him of
+exaggeration, and even of a wilful perversion of facts. Against their
+opinion we are pleased to be able to set that of so good an authority as
+the author of “Modern Painters:”—
+
+ “The essential value and truth of Dickens’s writings,” says Mr.
+ Ruskin, “have been unwisely lost sight of by many thoughtful persons,
+ merely because he presents his truth with some colour of caricature.
+ Unwisely, because Dickens’s caricature, though often gross, is never
+ mistaken. Allowing for his manner of telling them, the things he
+ tells us are always true. I wish that he could think it right to
+ limit his brilliant exaggeration to works written only for public
+ amusement; and when he takes up a subject of high national
+ importance, such as that which he handled in ‘Hard Times,’ that he
+ would use severer and more accurate analysis. The usefulness of that
+ work (to my mind, in several respects the greatest he has written,)
+ is with many persons seriously diminished, because Mr. Bounderby is a
+ dramatic monster, instead of a characteristic example of a worldly
+ master; and Stephen Blackpool a dramatic perfection, instead of a
+ characteristic example of an honest workman. But let us not lose the
+ use of Dickens’s wit and insight because he chooses to speak in a
+ circle of stage fire. He is entirely right in his main drift and
+ purpose in every book he has written; and all of them, but especially
+ ‘Hard Times,’ should be studied with close and earnest care by
+ persons interested in social questions. They will find much that is
+ partial, and, because partial, apparently unjust; but if they examine
+ all the evidence on the other side, which Dickens seems to overlook,
+ it will appear, after all their trouble, that his view was the
+ finally right one, grossly and sharply told.” {33}
+
+Secondly, Mr. Dickens is accused of an irreverence for, and unseemly
+ridicule of, sacred things. Any attentive reader of Dickens will have
+observed that he is not much in the habit of quoting from, or alluding to
+the writings of others; but that when he does quote or allude, it is in
+the great majority of cases from or to the Holy Scriptures. {34}
+Occasionally we come upon a reference to Shakespeare; now and then we
+meet with one from Swift, or Scott, or Byron; but these occur so seldom,
+that it may be said, once for all, that the source from which Mr. Dickens
+is usually in the habit of making quotations, is the Bible only. It is
+very interesting to find that so many of Mr. Dickens’s characters are
+represented as being in the habit either of regularly reading and
+studying the Bible, or of having it read to them by some one else.
+
+“I ain’t much of a hand at reading writing-hand,” said Betty Higden,
+“though I can read my Bible and most print.” Little Nell was in the
+constant habit of taking the Bible with her to read while in her quiet
+and lonely retreat in the old church, after all her long and weary
+wanderings were past. In the happy time which Oliver Twist spent with
+Mrs. Maylie and Rose, he used to read, in the evenings, a chapter or two
+from the Bible, which he had been studying all the week, and in the
+performance of which duty he felt more proud and pleased than if he had
+been the clergyman himself. There was Sarah, in the “Sketches by Boz,”
+who regularly read the Bible to her old mistress; and in the touching
+sketch of “Our Next-door Neighbour” in the same book, we find the mother
+of the sick boy engaged in reading the Bible to him when the visitor
+called and interrupted her. This incident reminds us of the poor
+Chancery prisoner in the Fleet, who, when on his death-bed calmly waiting
+the release which would set him free for ever, had the Bible read to him
+by an old man in a cobbler’s apron. One of David Copperfield’s earliest
+recollections was of a certain Sunday evening, when his mother read aloud
+to him and Peggotty the story of Our Saviour raising Lazarus from the
+dead. So deep an impression did the story make upon the boy, taken in
+connexion with all that had been lately told him about his father’s
+funeral, that he requested to be carried up to his bed-room, from the
+windows of which he could see the quiet churchyard with the dead all
+lying in their graves at rest below the solemn moon. Pip, too, in “Great
+Expectations,” was not only in the habit of reading the Bible to the
+convict under sentence of death, but of praying with him as well; and
+Esther Summerson tells us how she used to come downstairs every evening
+at nine o’clock to read the Bible to her god-mother.
+
+Not a few of the dwellings into which Mr. Dickens conducts us in the
+course of some of his best-known stories, have their walls decorated with
+prints illustrative of familiar scenes from sacred history. Thus when
+Martin Chuzzlewit went away from Pecksniff’s, and was ten good miles on
+his way to London, he stopped to breakfast in the parlour of a little
+roadside inn, on the walls of which were two or three highly-coloured
+pictures, representing the Wise Men at the Manger, and the Prodigal Son
+returning to his Father. On the walls of Peggotty’s charming
+boat-cottage there were prints, showing the Sacrifice of Isaac, and the
+Casting of Daniel into the Den of Lions. When Arthur Clennam came home
+after his long absence in the East, he found the Plagues of Egypt still
+hanging, framed and glazed, on the same old place in his mother’s
+parlour. And who has forgotten the fireplace in old Scrooge’s house,
+which “was paved all round with quaint Dutch tiles, designed to
+illustrate the Scriptures?”
+
+Here are a few comparisons. Mr. Larry, in bestowing a bachelor’s
+blessing on Miss Cross, before “somebody” came to claim her for his own,
+“held the fair face from him to look at the well-remembered expression on
+the forehead, and then laid the bright golden hair against his little
+brown wig, with a genuine tenderness and delicacy which, if such things
+be old-fashioned, were as old as Adam.” As old as Adam here means so
+long ago as Adam’s time; while Methuselah suggests great age. Thus Miss
+Jellyby relieved her mind to Miss Summerson on the subject of Mr. Quale,
+in the following energetic language:—“If he were to come with his great
+shining, lumpy forehead, night after night, till he was as old as
+Methuselah, I wouldn’t have anything to say to him.” And Mr. Filer, in
+his eminently practical remarks on the lamentable ignorance of political
+economy on the part of working people in connexion with marriage,
+observed to Alderman Cute that a man may live to be as old as Methuselah,
+and may labour all his life for the benefit of such people; but there
+could be no more hope of persuading them that they had no right or
+business to be married, than he could hope to persuade them that they had
+no earthly right or business to be born. Miss Betsy Trotwood declared to
+Mr. Dick that the natural consequence of David Copperfield’s mother
+having married a murderer—or a man with a name very like it—was to set
+the boy a-prowling and wandering about the country, “like Cain before he
+was grown up.” Joe Gargery’s journeyman, on going away from his work at
+night, used to slouch out of the shop like Cain, or the Wandering Jew, as
+if he had no idea where he was going, and had no intention of ever coming
+back. Describing the state of “the thriving City of Eden,” when Martin
+and Mark arrived there, the author of “Martin Chuzzlewit” says—“The
+waters of the Deluge might have left it but a week before, so choked with
+slime and matted growth was the hideous swamp which bore that name.” The
+Deluge suggests Noah’s ark. The following reference to it is from
+“Little Dorrit,” descriptive of the gradual approach of darkness up among
+the highest ridges of the Alps:—“The ascending night came up the
+mountains like a rising water. When at last it rose to the walls of the
+convent of the great St. Bernard, it was as if that weather-beaten
+structure were another ark, and floated on the shadowy waves.” Here is
+something from the Tower of Babel:—“Looming heavy in the black wet night,
+the tall chimneys of the Coketown factories rose high into the air, and
+looked as if they were so many competing towers of Babel.” When Mortimer
+Lightwood inquired of Charley Hexam, with reference to the body of the
+man found in the river, whether or not any means had been employed to
+restore life, he received this reply:—“You wouldn’t ask, sir, if you knew
+his state. Pharoah’s multitude that were drowned in the Red Sea ain’t
+more beyond restoring to life.” The boy added, further, “that if Lazarus
+were only half as far gone, that was the greatest of all the miracles.”
+When the Scotch surgeon was called in professionally to see Mr. Krook’s
+unfortunate lodger, the Scotch tongue pronounced him to be “just as dead
+as Chairy.” Job’s poverty is not likely to be forgotten among the
+comparisons. No, Mr. Mell’s mother was as poor as Job. Nor Samson’s
+strength: Dot’s mother had so many infallible recipes for the
+preservation of the baby’s health, that had they all been administered,
+the said baby must have been done for, though strong as an infant Samson.
+Nor Goliath’s importance: John Chivery’s chivalrous feeling towards all
+that belonged to Little Dorrit, made him so very respectable, in spite of
+his small stature, his weak legs, and his genuine poetic temperament,
+that a Goliath might have sat in his place demanding less consideration
+at Arthur Clennam’s hands. Nor Solomon’s wisdom: Trotty Veck was so
+delighted when the child kissed him that he couldn’t help saying, “She’s
+as sensible as Solomon.” Miss Wade having said farewell to her
+fellow-travellers in the public room of the hotel at Marseilles, sought
+her own apartment. As she passed along the gallery, she heard an angry
+sound of muttering and sobbing. A door stood open, and, looking into the
+room, she saw therein Pet’s attendant, the maid with the curious name of
+Tattycoram. Miss Wade asked what was the matter, and received in reply a
+few short and angry words in a deeply-injured, ill-used tone. Then again
+commenced the sobs and tears and pinching, tearing fingers, making
+altogether such a scene as if she were being “rent by the demons of old.”
+Let us close these comparisons by quoting another from the same book,
+“Little Dorrit,” descriptive of the evening stillness after a day of
+terrific glare and heat at Marseilles:—“The sun went down in a red,
+green, golden glory; the stars came out in the heavens, and the
+fire-flies mimicked them in the lower air, as men may feebly imitate the
+goodness of a better order of beings; the long, dusty roads and the
+interminable plains were in repose, and _so deep a hush was on the sea_,
+_that it scarcely whispered of the time when it shall give up its dead_.”
+
+Looking over the familiar pages of “Nicholas Nickleby,” our eye lights
+upon a passage, almost at opening, which refers to God’s goodness and
+mercy. As Nickleby’s father lay on his death-bed, he embraced his wife
+and children, and then “solemnly commended them to One who never deserted
+the widow or her fatherless children.” Towards the close of Esther
+Summerson’s narrative in “Bleak House” we read these touching, tender
+words regarding Ada’s baby:—“The little child who was to have done so
+much was born before the turf was planted on its father’s grave. It was
+a boy; and I, my husband, and my guardian gave him his father’s name.
+The help that my dear counted on did come to her; though it came in the
+Eternal Wisdom for another purpose. Though to bless and restore his
+mother, not his father, was the errand of this baby, its power was mighty
+to do it. When I saw the strength of the weak little hand, and how its
+touch could heal my darling’s heart and raise up hopes within her, I felt
+a new sense of the goodness and tenderness of God.” After these
+illustrations of the great lessons of the goodness of God, and that there
+is mercy in even our hardest trials, we come next upon one which teaches
+the duty of patience and resignation to God’s will. Mrs. Maylie observed
+to Oliver Twist, with reference to the dangerous illness of Rose, that
+she had seen and experienced enough to “know that it is not always the
+youngest and best who are spared to those that love them; but this should
+give us comfort in our sorrow, for Heaven is just, and such things teach
+us impressively that there is a brighter world than this, and that the
+passage to it is speedy. God’s will be done!”
+
+Our Saviour’s life and teaching afford so many interesting illustrations
+to Charles Dickens that our great difficulty, in the limited space to
+which we are now confined, is to make a good selection. Here is a sketch
+entitled “A Christmas Tree,” from one of his reprinted pieces, which
+contains this simple and beautiful summary of our Lord’s life on
+earth:—“The waits are playing, and they break my childish sleep! What
+images do I associate with the Christmas music as I see them set forth on
+the Christmas Tree? Known before all the others, keeping far apart from
+all the others, they gather round my little bed. An angel speaking to a
+group of shepherds in a field; some travellers, with eyes uplifted,
+following a star; a Baby in a manger; a Child in a spacious temple
+talking with grave men; a solemn figure, with a mild and beautiful face,
+raising a dead girl by the hand; again, near a city gate, calling back
+the son of a widow, on his bier, to life; a crowd of people looking
+through the opened roof of a chamber where He sits, and letting down a
+sick person on a bed with ropes; the same, in a tempest, walking on the
+water to a ship; again, on a sea-shore, teaching a great multitude;
+again, with a child upon His knee, and other children round; again,
+restoring sight to the blind, speech to the dumb, hearing to the deaf,
+health to the sick, strength to the lame, knowledge to the ignorant;
+again, dying upon a cross, watched by armed soldiers, a thick darkness
+coming on, the earth beginning to shake, and only one voice heard,
+‘Forgive them, for they know not what they do.’”
+
+These passages, which are only a few out of a very much longer list that
+might be made, will be sufficient, we trust, to show how much our
+greatest living novelist is in the habit of going to the sacred narrative
+for illustrations to many of his most touching incidents, and how
+reverent and respectful always is the spirit in which every such
+illustration is employed. To think of Charles Dickens’s writings as
+containing no religious teaching, is to do them a great injustice.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The first of Mr. Dickens’s famous public Readings was given at
+Birmingham, during the Christmas week of 1853. At a meeting held on
+Monday, January 10, 1853, in the theatre of the Philosophical
+Institution, “for the purpose of considering the desirableness of
+establishing in Birmingham a Scientific and Literary Society upon a
+comprehensive plan, having for its object the diffusion,” &c., Mr. Arthur
+Ryland read a letter from Mr. Charles Dickens, received by him the day
+after the Literary and Artistic Banquet, containing an offer to visit
+Birmingham next Christmas, and read his Christmas Carol, in the Town
+Hall, for the benefit of the proposed Institution, with the proviso,
+however, that as many as possible of the working class should be admitted
+free. “It would,” said Mr. Dickens, “take about two hours, with a pause
+of ten minutes half-way through. There would be some novelty in the
+thing, as I have never done it in public, though I have in private, and
+(if I may say so) with a great effect on the hearers. I was so
+inexpressibly gratified last night by the warmth and enthusiasm of my
+Birmingham friends, that I feel half ashamed this morning of so poor an
+offer. But as I had decided on making it to you before I came down
+yesterday, I propose it nevertheless.”
+
+The readings—three in number—came off with great _éclat_ during the last
+week of the year, and brought in a net sum of £400 to the Institute. Mr.
+Dickens continued from this time to give similar readings, for charitable
+purposes, both in the provinces and in London; but it was not till five
+years later (1858) that he began to read on his own account.
+
+As we are writing, that long series of readings—continued through sixteen
+years, in both hemispheres—is drawing to a close, and the voice and
+figure of Charles Dickens, that have grown so familiar to us all, will
+dwell henceforth in the memory alone, but in one of its most honoured
+niches.
+
+We ought not to omit to mention what any reader may well surmise, that
+Charles Dickens is inimitable in enlivening correspondence or table-talk
+with humorous anecdote, appropriate to the occasion. We subjoin a few
+specimens. The first is from one of his letters to Douglas Jerrold, and
+is dated Paris, 14th February, 1847:—“I am somehow reminded of a good
+story I heard the other night from a man who was a witness of it, and an
+actor in it. At a certain German town last autumn there was a tremendous
+_furore_ about Jenny Lind, who, after driving the whole place mad, left
+it, on her travels, early one morning. The moment her carriage was
+outside the gates, a party of rampant students, who had escorted it,
+rushed back to the inn, demanded to be shown to her bedroom, swept like a
+whirlwind upstairs into the room indicated to them, tore up the sheets,
+and wore them in strips as decorations. An hour or two afterwards a bald
+old gentleman, of amiable appearance, an Englishman, who was staying in
+the hotel, came to breakfast at the _table d’hôte_, and was observed to
+be much disturbed in his mind, and to show great terror whenever a
+student came near him. At last he said, in a low voice, to some people
+who were near him at the table, ‘You are English gentlemen, I observe.
+Most extraordinary people, these Germans! Students, as a body, raving
+mad, gentlemen!’ ‘Oh, no!’ said somebody else; ‘excitable, but very good
+fellows, and very sensible.’ ‘By God, sir!’ returned the old gentleman,
+still more disturbed, ‘then there’s something political in it, and I am a
+marked man. I went out for a little walk this morning after shaving, and
+while I was gone’—he fell into a terrible perspiration as he told
+it—‘they burst into my bedroom, tore up my sheets, and are now patrolling
+the town in all directions with bits of ’em in their button-holes!’ I
+needn’t wind up by adding that they had gone to the wrong chamber.”
+
+Dickens now and then administers a little gentle rebuke to affectation,
+in a pleasant but unmistakable manner. Here is an instance of how he
+silenced a bilious young writer, who was inveighing against the world in
+a very “forcible feeble manner.” During a pause in this philippic
+against the human race, Dickens said across the table, in the most
+self-congratulatory of tones:—“I say—what a lucky thing it is you and I
+don’t belong to it? It reminds me,” continued the author of Pickwick,
+“of the two men, who on a _raised_ scaffold were awaiting the final
+delicate attention of the hangman; the notice of one was aroused by
+observing that a bull had got into the crowd of spectators, and was
+busily employed in tossing one here, and another there; whereupon one of
+the criminals said to the other—‘I say, Bill, how _lucky it is_ for us
+that we _are up here_.’”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Here is a humorous and graphic account which he sent to the leading
+newspaper of his sensations during the shock of earthquake that was felt
+all over England in October, 1863. It is doubly interesting, as giving a
+description of his country-house at Gad’s-hill, near Rochester:—
+
+ “I was awakened by a violent swaying of my bedstead from side to
+ side, accompanied by a singular heaving motion. It was exactly as if
+ some great beast had been crouching asleep under the bedstead, and
+ were now shaking itself and trying to rise. The time by my watch was
+ twenty minutes past three, and I suppose the shock to have lasted
+ nearly a minute. The bedstead, a large iron one, standing nearly
+ north and south, appeared to me to be the only piece of furniture in
+ the room that was heavily shaken. Neither the doors nor the windows
+ rattled, though they rattle enough in windy weather, this house
+ standing alone, on high ground, in the neighbourhood of two great
+ rivers. There was no noise. The air was very still, and much warmer
+ than it had been in the earlier part of the night. Although the
+ previous afternoon had been wet, the glass had not fallen. I had
+ mentioned my surprise at its standing near the letter ‘i’ in ‘Fair,’
+ and having a tendency to rise.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+But the thing which, above all others, has characterised Dickens
+throughout his career, that has made his world-wide fame, and rendered
+his name a household word, is his broad, genial sympathy with life in all
+its phases, and with those most who are manfully toiling towards a better
+day. To this “enthusiasm of humanity” John Forster has alluded in the
+Dedicatory Sonnet to Charles Dickens, prefixed to his “Life of
+Goldsmith,” (March, 1848), when he says:—
+
+ “Come with me and behold,
+ O friend with heart as gentle for distress,
+ As resolute with wise true thoughts to bind
+ The happiest to the unhappiest of our kind,
+ That there is fiercer crowded misery
+ In garret-toil and London loneliness
+ Than in cruel islands ’mid the far-off sea.”
+
+The great heart of Dickens has beat in unison with his age and with the
+people, and his name will be dear to all English-speaking races long
+after this little island of ours, the old home, shall have become a
+summer resort—a curiosity to visit—for the children of the great
+Anglo-Saxon Republics that are now growing up in the New and the Southern
+Worlds.
+
+_December_, 1869.
+
+
+
+
+I.
+EDINBURGH, JUNE 25, 1841.
+
+
+[At a public dinner, given in honour of Mr. Dickens, and presided over by
+the late Professor Wilson, the Chairman having proposed his health in a
+long and eloquent speech, Mr. Dickens returned thanks as follows:—]
+
+IF I felt your warm and generous welcome less, I should be better able to
+thank you. If I could have listened as you have listened to the glowing
+language of your distinguished Chairman, and if I could have heard as you
+heard the “thoughts that breathe and words that burn,” which he has
+uttered, it would have gone hard but I should have caught some portion of
+his enthusiasm, and kindled at his example. But every word which fell
+from his lips, and every demonstration of sympathy and approbation with
+which you received his eloquent expressions, renders me unable to respond
+to his kindness, and leaves me at last all heart and no lips, yearning to
+respond as I would do to your cordial greeting—possessing, heaven knows,
+the will, and desiring only to find the way.
+
+The way to your good opinion, favour, and support, has been to me very
+pleasing—a path strewn with flowers and cheered with sunshine. I feel as
+if I stood amongst old friends, whom I had intimately known and highly
+valued. I feel as if the deaths of the fictitious creatures, in which
+you have been kind enough to express an interest, had endeared us to each
+other as real afflictions deepen friendships in actual life; I feel as if
+they had been real persons, whose fortunes we had pursued together in
+inseparable connexion, and that I had never known them apart from you.
+
+It is a difficult thing for a man to speak of himself or of his works.
+But perhaps on this occasion I may, without impropriety, venture to say a
+word on the spirit in which mine were conceived. I felt an earnest and
+humble desire, and shall do till I die, to increase the stock of harmless
+cheerfulness. I felt that the world was not utterly to be despised; that
+it was worthy of living in for many reasons. I was anxious to find, as
+the Professor has said, if I could, in evil things, that soul of goodness
+which the Creator has put in them. I was anxious to show that virtue may
+be found in the bye-ways of the world, that it is not incompatible with
+poverty and even with rags, and to keep steadily through life the motto,
+expressed in the burning words of your Northern poet—
+
+ “The rank is but the guinea stamp,
+ The man’s the gowd for a’ that.”
+
+And in following this track, where could I have better assurance that I
+was right, or where could I have stronger assurance to cheer me on than
+in your kindness on this to me memorable night?
+
+I am anxious and glad to have an opportunity of saying a word in
+reference to one incident in which I am happy to know you were
+interested, and still more happy to know, though it may sound
+paradoxical, that you were disappointed—I mean the death of the little
+heroine. When I first conceived the idea of conducting that simple story
+to its termination, I determined rigidly to adhere to it, and never to
+forsake the end I had in view. Not untried in the school of affliction,
+in the death of those we love, I thought what a good thing it would be if
+in my little work of pleasant amusement I could substitute a garland of
+fresh flowers for the sculptured horrors which disgrace the tomb. If I
+have put into my book anything which can fill the young mind with better
+thoughts of death, or soften the grief of older hearts; if I have written
+one word which can afford pleasure or consolation to old or young in time
+of trial, I shall consider it as something achieved—something which I
+shall be glad to look back upon in after life. Therefore I kept to my
+purpose, notwithstanding that towards the conclusion of the story, I
+daily received letters of remonstrance, especially from the ladies. God
+bless them for their tender mercies! The Professor was quite right when
+he said that I had not reached to an adequate delineation of their
+virtues; and I fear that I must go on blotting their characters in
+endeavouring to reach the ideal in my mind. These letters were, however,
+combined with others from the sterner sex, and some of them were not
+altogether free from personal invective. But, notwithstanding, I kept to
+my purpose, and I am happy to know that many of those who at first
+condemned me are now foremost in their approbation.
+
+If I have made a mistake in detaining you with this little incident, I do
+not regret having done so; for your kindness has given me such a
+confidence in you, that the fault is yours and not mine. I come once
+more to thank you, and here I am in a difficulty again. The distinction
+you have conferred upon me is one which I never hoped for, and of which I
+never dared to dream. That it is one which I shall never forget, and
+that while I live I shall be proud of its remembrance, you must well
+know. I believe I shall never hear the name of this capital of Scotland
+without a thrill of gratitude and pleasure. I shall love while I have
+life her people, her hills, and her houses, and even the very stones of
+her streets. And if in the future works which may lie before me you
+should discern—God grant you may!—a brighter spirit and a clearer wit, I
+pray you to refer it back to this night, and point to that as a Scottish
+passage for evermore. I thank you again and again, with the energy of a
+thousand thanks in each one, and I drink to you with a heart as full as
+my glass, and far easier emptied, I do assure you.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Later in the evening, in proposing the health of Professor Wilson, Mr.
+Dickens said:—
+
+I HAVE the honour to be entrusted with a toast, the very mention of which
+will recommend itself to you, I know, as one possessing no ordinary
+claims to your sympathy and approbation, and the proposing of which is as
+congenial to my wishes and feelings as its acceptance must be to yours.
+It is the health of our Chairman, and coupled with his name I have to
+propose the literature of Scotland—a literature which he has done much to
+render famous through the world, and of which he has been for many
+years—as I hope and believe he will be for many more—a most brilliant and
+distinguished ornament. Who can revert to the literature of the land of
+Scott and of Burns without having directly in his mind, as inseparable
+from the subject and foremost in the picture, that old man of might, with
+his lion heart and sceptred crutch—Christopher North. I am glad to
+remember the time when I believed him to be a real, actual, veritable old
+gentleman, that might be seen any day hobbling along the High Street with
+the most brilliant eye—but that is no fiction—and the greyest hair in all
+the world—who wrote not because he cared to write, not because he cared
+for the wonder and admiration of his fellow-men, but who wrote because he
+could not help it, because there was always springing up in his mind a
+clear and sparkling stream of poetry which must have vent, and like the
+glittering fountain in the fairy tale, draw what you might, was ever at
+the full, and never languished even by a single drop or bubble. I had so
+figured him in my mind, and when I saw the Professor two days ago,
+striding along the Parliament House, I was disposed to take it as a
+personal offence—I was vexed to see him look so hearty. I drooped to see
+twenty Christophers in one. I began to think that Scottish life was all
+light and no shadows, and I began to doubt that beautiful book to which I
+have turned again and again, always to find new beauties and fresh
+sources of interest.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In proposing the memory of the late Sir David Wilkie, Mr. Dickens said:—
+
+LESS fortunate than the two gentlemen who have preceded me, it is
+confided to me to mention a name which cannot be pronounced without
+sorrow, a name in which Scotland had a great triumph, and which England
+delighted to honour. One of the gifted of the earth has passed away, as
+it were, yesterday; one who was devoted to his art, and his art was
+nature—I mean David Wilkie. {53} He was one who made the cottage hearth
+a graceful thing—of whom it might truly be said that he found “books in
+the running brooks,” and who has left in all he did some breathing of the
+air which stirs the heather. But however desirous to enlarge on his
+genius as an artist, I would rather speak of him now as a friend who has
+gone from amongst us. There is his deserted studio—the empty easel lying
+idly by—the unfinished picture with its face turned to the wall, and
+there is that bereaved sister, who loved him with an affection which
+death cannot quench. He has left a name in fame clear as the bright sky;
+he has filled our minds with memories pure as the blue waves which roll
+over him. Let us hope that she who more than all others mourns his loss,
+may learn to reflect that he died in the fulness of his time, before age
+or sickness had dimmed his powers—and that she may yet associate with
+feelings as calm and pleasant as we do now the memory of Wilkie.
+
+
+
+
+II.
+JANUARY, 1842.
+
+
+[In presenting Captain Hewett, of the _Britannia_, {55} with a service of
+plate on behalf of the passengers, Mr. Dickens addressed him as follows:]
+
+CAPTAIN HEWETT,—I am very proud and happy to have been selected as the
+instrument of conveying to you the heartfelt thanks of my
+fellow-passengers on board the ship entrusted to your charge, and of
+entreating your acceptance of this trifling present. The ingenious
+artists who work in silver do not always, I find, keep their promises,
+even in Boston. I regret that, instead of two goblets, which there
+should be here, there is, at present, only one. The deficiency, however,
+will soon be supplied; and, when it is, our little testimonial will be,
+so far, complete.
+
+You are a sailor, Captain Hewett, in the truest sense of the word; and
+the devoted admiration of the ladies, God bless them, is a sailor’s first
+boast. I need not enlarge upon the honour they have done you, I am sure,
+by their presence here. Judging of you by myself, I am certain that the
+recollection of their beautiful faces will cheer your lonely vigils upon
+the ocean for a long time to come.
+
+In all time to come, and in all your voyages upon the sea, I hope you
+will have a thought for those who wish to live in your memory by the help
+of these trifles. As they will often connect you with the pleasure of
+those homes and fire sides from which they once wandered, and which, but
+for you, they might never have regained, so they trust that you will
+sometimes associate them with your hours of festive enjoyment; and, that,
+when you drink from these cups, you will feel that the draught is
+commended to your lips by friends whose best wishes you have; and who
+earnestly and truly hope for your success, happiness, and prosperity, in
+all the undertakings of your life.
+
+
+
+
+III.
+FEBRUARY 1842.
+
+
+[At dinner given to Mr. Dickens by the young men of Boston. The company
+consisted of about two hundred, among whom were George Bancroft,
+Washington Allston, and Oliver Wendell Holmes. The toast of “Health,
+happiness, and a hearty welcome to Charles Dickens,” having been proposed
+by the chairman, Mr. Quincy, and received with great applause, Mr.
+Dickens responded with the following address:]
+
+GENTLEMEN,—If you had given this splendid entertainment to anyone else in
+the whole wide world—if I were to-night to exult in the triumph of my
+dearest friend—if I stood here upon my defence, to repel any unjust
+attack—to appeal as a stranger to your generosity and kindness as the
+freest people on the earth—I could, putting some restraint upon myself,
+stand among you as self-possessed and unmoved as I should be alone in my
+own room in England. But when I have the echoes of your cordial greeting
+ringing in my ears; when I see your kind faces beaming a welcome so warm
+and earnest as never man had—I feel, it is my nature, so vanquished and
+subdued, that I have hardly fortitude enough to thank you. If your
+President, instead of pouring forth that delightful mixture of humour and
+pathos which you have just heard, had been but a caustic, ill-natured
+man—if he had only been a dull one—if I could only have doubted or
+distrusted him or you, I should have had my wits at my fingers’ ends,
+and, using them, could have held you at arm’s-length. But you have given
+me no such opportunity; you take advantage of me in the tenderest point;
+you give me no chance of playing at company, or holding you at a
+distance, but flock about me like a host of brothers, and make this place
+like home. Indeed, gentlemen, indeed, if it be natural and allowable for
+each of us, on his own hearth, to express his thoughts in the most homely
+fashion, and to appear in his plainest garb, I have a fair claim upon you
+to let me do so to-night, for you have made my home an Aladdin’s Palace.
+You fold so tenderly within your breasts that common household lamp in
+which my feeble fire is all enshrined, and at which my flickering torch
+is lighted up, that straight my household gods take wing, and are
+transported there. And whereas it is written of that fairy structure
+that it never moved without two shocks—one when it rose, and one when it
+settled down—I can say of mine that, however sharp a tug it took to pluck
+it from its native ground, it struck at once an easy, and a deep and
+lasting root into this soil; and loved it as its own. I can say more of
+it, and say with truth, that long before it moved, or had a chance of
+moving, its master—perhaps from some secret sympathy between its timbers,
+and a certain stately tree that has its being hereabout, and spreads its
+broad branches far and wide—dreamed by day and night, for years, of
+setting foot upon this shore, and breathing this pure air. And, trust
+me, gentlemen, that, if I had wandered here, unknowing and unknown, I
+would—if I know my own heart—have come with all my sympathies clustering
+as richly about this land and people—with all my sense of justice as
+keenly alive to their high claims on every man who loves God’s image—with
+all my energies as fully bent on judging for myself, and speaking out,
+and telling in my sphere the truth, as I do now, when you rain down your
+welcomes on my head.
+
+Our President has alluded to those writings which have been my occupation
+for some years past; and you have received his allusions in a manner
+which assures me—if I needed any such assurance—that we are old friends
+in the spirit, and have been in close communion for a long time.
+
+It is not easy for a man to speak of his own books. I daresay that few
+persons have been more interested in mine than I, and if it be a general
+principle in nature that a lover’s love is blind, and that a mother’s
+love is blind, I believe it may be said of an author’s attachment to the
+creatures of his own imagination, that it is a perfect model of constancy
+and devotion, and is the blindest of all. But the objects and purposes I
+have had in view are very plain and simple, and may be easily told. I
+have always had, and always shall have, an earnest and true desire to
+contribute, as far as in me lies, to the common stock of healthful
+cheerfulness and enjoyment. I have always had, and always shall have, an
+invincible repugnance to that mole-eyed philosophy which loves the
+darkness, and winks and scowls in the light. I believe that Virtue shows
+quite as well in rags and patches, as she does in purple and fine linen.
+I believe that she and every beautiful object in external nature, claims
+some sympathy in the breast of the poorest man who breaks his scanty loaf
+of daily bread. I believe that she goes barefoot as well as shod. I
+believe that she dwells rather oftener in alleys and by-ways than she
+does in courts and palaces, and that it is good, and pleasant, and
+profitable to track her out, and follow her. I believe that to lay one’s
+hand upon some of those rejected ones whom the world has too long
+forgotten, and too often misused, and to say to the proudest and most
+thoughtless—“These creatures have the same elements and capacities of
+goodness as yourselves, they are moulded in the same form, and made of
+the same clay; and though ten times worse than you, may, in having
+retained anything of their original nature amidst the trials and
+distresses of their condition, be really ten times better;” I believe
+that to do this is to pursue a worthy and not useless vocation.
+Gentlemen, that you think so too, your fervent greeting sufficiently
+assures me. That this feeling is alive in the Old World as well as in
+the New, no man should know better than I—I, who have found such wide and
+ready sympathy in my own dear land. That in expressing it, we are but
+treading in the steps of those great master-spirits who have gone before,
+we know by reference to all the bright examples in our literature, from
+Shakespeare downward.
+
+There is one other point connected with the labours (if I may call them
+so) that you hold in such generous esteem, to which I cannot help
+adverting. I cannot help expressing the delight, the more than happiness
+it was to me to find so strong an interest awakened on this side of the
+water, in favour of that little heroine of mine, to whom your president
+has made allusion, who died in her youth. I had letters about that
+child, in England, from the dwellers in log-houses among the morasses,
+and swamps, and densest forests, and deep solitudes of the far west.
+Many a sturdy hand, hard with the axe and spade, and browned by the
+summer’s sun, has taken up the pen, and written to me a little history of
+domestic joy or sorrow, always coupled, I am proud to say, with something
+of interest in that little tale, or some comfort or happiness derived
+from it, and my correspondent has always addressed me, not as a writer of
+books for sale, resident some four or five thousand miles away, but as a
+friend to whom he might freely impart the joys and sorrows of his own
+fireside. Many a mother—I could reckon them now by dozens, not by
+units—has done the like, and has told me how she lost such a child at
+such a time, and where she lay buried, and how good she was, and how, in
+this or that respect, she resembles Nell. I do assure you that no
+circumstance of my life has given me one hundredth part of the
+gratification I have derived from this source. I was wavering at the
+time whether or not to wind up my Clock, {61} and come and see this
+country, and this decided me. I felt as if it were a positive duty, as
+if I were bound to pack up my clothes, and come and see my friends; and
+even now I have such an odd sensation in connexion with these things,
+that you have no chance of spoiling me. I feel as though we were
+agreeing—as indeed we are, if we substitute for fictitious characters the
+classes from which they are drawn—about third parties, in whom we had a
+common interest. At every new act of kindness on your part, I say to
+myself “That’s for Oliver; I should not wonder if that was meant for
+Smike; I have no doubt that is intended for Nell;” and so I become a much
+happier, certainly, but a more sober and retiring man than ever I was
+before.
+
+Gentlemen, talking of my friends in America, brings me back, naturally
+and of course, to you. Coming back to you, and being thereby reminded of
+the pleasure we have in store in hearing the gentlemen who sit about me,
+I arrive by the easiest, though not by the shortest course in the world,
+at the end of what I have to say. But before I sit down, there is one
+topic on which I am desirous to lay particular stress. It has, or should
+have, a strong interest for us all, since to its literature every country
+must look for one great means of refining and improving its people, and
+one great source of national pride and honour. You have in America great
+writers—great writers—who will live in all time, and are as familiar to
+our lips as household words. Deriving (as they all do in a greater or
+less degree, in their several walks) their inspiration from the
+stupendous country that gave them birth, they diffuse a better knowledge
+of it, and a higher love for it, all over the civilized world. I take
+leave to say, in the presence of some of those gentleman, that I hope the
+time is not far distant when they, in America, will receive of right some
+substantial profit and return in England from their labours; and when we,
+in England, shall receive some substantial profit and return in America
+for ours. Pray do not misunderstand me. Securing to myself from day to
+day the means of an honourable subsistence, I would rather have the
+affectionate regard of my fellow men, than I would have heaps and mines
+of gold. But the two things do not seem to me incompatible. They cannot
+be, for nothing good is incompatible with justice; there must be an
+international arrangement in this respect: England has done her part, and
+I am confident that the time is not far distant when America will do
+hers. It becomes the character of a great country; _firstly_, because it
+is justice; _secondly_, because without it you never can have, and keep,
+a literature of your own.
+
+Gentlemen, I thank you with feelings of gratitude, such as are not often
+awakened, and can never be expressed. As I understand it to be the
+pleasant custom here to finish with a toast, I would beg to give you:
+AMERICA AND ENGLAND, and may they never have any division but the
+Atlantic between them.
+
+
+
+
+IV.
+FEBRUARY 7, 1842.
+
+
+GENTLEMEN,—To say that I thank you for the earnest manner in which you
+have drunk the toast just now so eloquently proposed to you—to say that I
+give you back your kind wishes and good feelings with more than compound
+interest; and that I feel how dumb and powerless the best acknowledgments
+would be beside such genial hospitality as yours, is nothing. To say
+that in this winter season, flowers have sprung up in every footstep’s
+length of the path which has brought me here; that no country ever smiled
+more pleasantly than yours has smiled on me, and that I have rarely
+looked upon a brighter summer prospect than that which lies before me
+now, {63} is nothing.
+
+But it is something to be no stranger in a strange place—to feel, sitting
+at a board for the first time, the ease and affection of an old guest,
+and to be at once on such intimate terms with the family as to have a
+homely, genuine interest in its every member—it is, I say, something to
+be in this novel and happy frame of mind. And, as it is of your
+creation, and owes its being to you, I have no reluctance in urging it as
+a reason why, in addressing you, I should not so much consult the form
+and fashion of my speech, as I should employ that universal language of
+the heart, which you, and such as you, best teach, and best can
+understand. Gentlemen, in that universal language—common to you in
+America, and to us in England, as that younger mother-tongue, which, by
+the means of, and through the happy union of our two great countries,
+shall be spoken ages hence, by land and sea, over the wide surface of the
+globe—I thank you.
+
+I had occasion to say the other night in Boston, as I have more than once
+had occasion to remark before, that it is not easy for an author to speak
+of his own books. If the task be a difficult one at any time, its
+difficulty, certainly, is not diminished when a frequent recurrence to
+the same theme has left one nothing new to say. Still, I feel that, in a
+company like this, and especially after what has been said by the
+President, that I ought not to pass lightly over those labours of love,
+which, if they had no other merit, have been the happy means of bringing
+us together.
+
+It has been often observed, that you cannot judge of an author’s personal
+character from his writings. It may be that you cannot. I think it very
+likely, for many reasons, that you cannot. But, at least, a reader will
+rise from the perusal of a book with some defined and tangible idea of
+the writer’s moral creed and broad purposes, if he has any at all; and it
+is probable enough that he may like to have this idea confirmed from the
+author’s lips, or dissipated by his explanation. Gentlemen, my moral
+creed—which is a very wide and comprehensive one, and includes all sects
+and parties—is very easily summed up. I have faith, and I wish to
+diffuse faith in the existence—yes, of beautiful things, even in those
+conditions of society, which are so degenerate, degraded, and forlorn,
+that, at first sight, it would seem as though they could not be described
+but by a strange and terrible reversal of the words of Scripture, “God
+said, Let there be light, and there was none.” I take it that we are
+born, and that we hold our sympathies, hopes, and energies, in trust for
+the many, and not for the few. That we cannot hold in too strong a light
+of disgust and contempt, before the view of others, all meanness,
+falsehood, cruelty, and oppression, of every grade and kind. Above all,
+that nothing is high, because it is in a high place; and that nothing is
+low, because it is in a low one. This is the lesson taught us in the
+great book of nature. This is the lesson which may be read, alike in the
+bright track of the stars, and in the dusty course of the poorest thing
+that drags its tiny length upon the ground. This is the lesson ever
+uppermost in the thoughts of that inspired man, who tells us that there
+are
+
+ “Tongues in the trees, books in the running brooks,
+ Sermons in stones, and good in everything.”
+
+Gentlemen, keeping these objects steadily before me, I am at no loss to
+refer your favour and your generous hospitality back to the right source.
+While I know, on the one hand, that if, instead of being what it is, this
+were a land of tyranny and wrong, I should care very little for your
+smiles or frowns, so I am sure upon the other, that if, instead of being
+what I am, I were the greatest genius that ever trod the earth, and had
+diverted myself for the oppression and degradation of mankind, you would
+despise and reject me. I hope you will, whenever, through such means, I
+give you the opportunity. Trust me, that, whenever you give me the like
+occasion, I will return the compliment with interest.
+
+Gentlemen, as I have no secrets from you, in the spirit of confidence you
+have engendered between us, and as I have made a kind of compact with
+myself that I never will, while I remain in America, omit an opportunity
+of referring to a topic in which I and all others of my class on both
+sides of the water are equally interested—equally interested, there is no
+difference between us, I would beg leave to whisper in your ear two
+words: _International Copyright_. I use them in no sordid sense, believe
+me, and those who know me best, best know that. For myself, I would
+rather that my children, coming after me, trudged in the mud, and knew by
+the general feeling of society that their father was beloved, and had
+been of some use, than I would have them ride in their carriages, and
+know by their banker’s books that he was rich. But I do not see, I
+confess, why one should be obliged to make the choice, or why fame,
+besides playing that delightful _reveil_ for which she is so justly
+celebrated, should not blow out of her trumpet a few notes of a different
+kind from those with which she has hitherto contented herself.
+
+It was well observed the other night by a beautiful speaker, whose words
+went to the heart of every man who heard him, that, if there had existed
+any law in this respect, Scott might not have sunk beneath the mighty
+pressure on his brain, but might have lived to add new creatures of his
+fancy to the crowd which swarm about you in your summer walks, and gather
+round your winter evening hearths.
+
+As I listened to his words, there came back, fresh upon me, that touching
+scene in the great man’s life, when he lay upon his couch, surrounded by
+his family, and listened, for the last time, to the rippling of the river
+he had so well loved, over its stony bed. I pictured him to myself,
+faint, wan, dying, crushed both in mind and body by his honourable
+struggle, and hovering round him the phantoms of his own
+imagination—Waverley, Ravenswood, Jeanie Deans, Rob Roy, Caleb
+Balderstone, Dominie Sampson—all the familiar throng—with cavaliers, and
+Puritans, and Highland chiefs innumerable overflowing the chamber, and
+fading away in the dim distance beyond. I pictured them, fresh from
+traversing the world, and hanging down their heads in shame and sorrow,
+that, from all those lands into which they had carried gladness,
+instruction, and delight for millions, they brought him not one friendly
+hand to help to raise him from that sad, sad bed. No, nor brought him
+from that land in which his own language was spoken, and in every house
+and hut of which his own books were read in his own tongue, one grateful
+dollar-piece to buy a garland for his grave. Oh! if every man who goes
+from here, as many do, to look upon that tomb in Dryburgh Abbey, would
+but remember this, and bring the recollection home!
+
+Gentlemen, I thank you again, and once again, and many times to that.
+You have given me a new reason for remembering this day, which is already
+one of mark in my calendar, it being my birthday; and you have given
+those who are nearest and dearest to me a new reason for recollecting it
+with pride and interest. Heaven knows that, although I should grow ever
+so gray, I shall need nothing to remind me of this epoch in my life. But
+I am glad to think that from this time you are inseparably connected with
+every recurrence of this day; and, that on its periodical return, I shall
+always, in imagination, have the unfading pleasure of entertaining you as
+my guests, in return for the gratification you have afforded me to-night.
+
+
+
+
+V.
+NEW YORK, FEBRUARY 18, 1842.
+
+
+[At a dinner presided over by Washington Irving, when nearly eight
+hundred of the most distinguished citizens of New York were present,
+“Charles Dickens, the Literary Guest of the Nation,” having been
+“proferred as a sentiment” by the Chairman, Mr. Dickens rose, and spoke
+as follows:]
+
+GENTLEMEN,—I don’t know how to thank you—I really don’t know how. You
+would naturally suppose that my former experience would have given me
+this power, and that the difficulties in my way would have been
+diminished; but I assure you the fact is exactly the reverse, and I have
+completely baulked the ancient proverb that “a rolling stone gathers no
+moss;” and in my progress to this city I have collected such a weight of
+obligations and acknowledgment—I have picked up such an enormous mass of
+fresh moss at every point, and was so struck by the brilliant scenes of
+Monday night, that I thought I could never by any possibility grow any
+bigger. I have made, continually, new accumulations to such an extent
+that I am compelled to stand still, and can roll no more!
+
+Gentlemen, we learn from the authorities, that, when fairy stories, or
+balls, or rolls of thread, stopped of their own accord—as I do not—it
+presaged some great catastrophe near at hand. The precedent holds good in
+this case. When I have remembered the short time I have before me to
+spend in this land of mighty interests, and the poor opportunity I can at
+best have of acquiring a knowledge of, and forming an acquaintance with
+it, I have felt it almost a duty to decline the honours you so generously
+heap upon me, and pass more quietly among you. For Argus himself, though
+he had but one mouth for his hundred eyes, would have found the reception
+of a public entertainment once a-week too much for his greatest activity;
+and, as I would lose no scrap of the rich instruction and the delightful
+knowledge which meet me on every hand, (and already I have gleaned a
+great deal from your hospitals and common jails),—I have resolved to take
+up my staff, and go my way rejoicing, and for the future to shake hands
+with America, not at parties but at home; and, therefore, gentlemen, I
+say to-night, with a full heart, and an honest purpose, and grateful
+feelings, that I bear, and shall ever bear, a deep sense of your kind,
+your affectionate and your noble greeting, which it is utterly impossible
+to convey in words. No European sky without, and no cheerful home or
+well-warmed room within shall ever shut out this land from my vision. I
+shall often hear your words of welcome in my quiet room, and oftenest
+when most quiet; and shall see your faces in the blazing fire. If I
+should live to grow old, the scenes of this and other evenings will shine
+as brightly to my dull eyes fifty years hence as now; and the honours you
+bestow upon me shall be well remembered and paid back in my undying love,
+and honest endeavours for the good of my race.
+
+Gentlemen, one other word with reference to this first person singular,
+and then I shall close. I came here in an open, honest, and confiding
+spirit, if ever man did, and because I felt a deep sympathy in your land;
+had I felt otherwise, I should have kept away. As I came here, and am
+here, without the least admixture of one-hundredth part of one grain of
+base alloy, without one feeling of unworthy reference to self in any
+respect, I claim, in regard to the past, for the last time, my right in
+reason, in truth, and in justice, to approach, as I have done on two
+former occasions, a question of literary interest. I claim that justice
+be done; and I prefer this claim as one who has a right to speak and be
+heard. I have only to add that I shall be as true to you as you have
+been to me. I recognize in your enthusiastic approval of the creatures
+of my fancy, your enlightened care for the happiness of the many, your
+tender regard for the afflicted, your sympathy for the downcast, your
+plans for correcting and improving the bad, and for encouraging the good;
+and to advance these great objects shall be, to the end of my life, my
+earnest endeavour, to the extent of my humble ability. Having said thus
+much with reference to myself, I shall have the pleasure of saying a few
+words with reference to somebody else.
+
+There is in this city a gentleman who, at the reception of one of my
+books—I well remember it was the Old Curiosity Shop—wrote to me in
+England a letter so generous, so affectionate, and so manly, that if I
+had written the book under every circumstance of disappointment, of
+discouragement, and difficulty, instead of the reverse, I should have
+found in the receipt of that letter my best and most happy reward. I
+answered him, {70} and he answered me, and so we kept shaking hands
+autographically, as if no ocean rolled between us. I came here to this
+city eager to see him, and [_laying his hand it upon Irving’s shoulder_]
+here he sits! I need not tell you how happy and delighted I am to see
+him here to-night in this capacity.
+
+Washington Irving! Why, gentlemen, I don’t go upstairs to bed two nights
+out of the seven—as a very creditable witness near at hand can testify—I
+say I do not go to bed two nights out of the seven without taking
+Washington Irving under my arm; and, when I don’t take him, I take his
+own brother, Oliver Goldsmith. Washington Irving! Why, of whom but him
+was I thinking the other day when I came up by the Hog’s Back, the Frying
+Pan, Hell Gate, and all these places? Why, when, not long ago, I visited
+Shakespeare’s birthplace, and went beneath the roof where he first saw
+light, whose name but _his_ was pointed out to me upon the wall?
+Washington Irving—Diedrich Knickerbocker—Geoffrey Crayon—why, where can
+you go that they have not been there before? Is there an English farm—is
+there an English stream, an English city, or an English country-seat,
+where they have not been? Is there no Bracebridge Hall in existence?
+Has it no ancient shades or quiet streets?
+
+In bygone times, when Irving left that Hall, he left sitting in an old
+oak chair, in a small parlour of the Boar’s Head, a little man with a red
+nose, and an oilskin hat. When I came away he was sitting there
+still!—not a man _like_ him, but the same man—with the nose of immortal
+redness and the hat of an undying glaze! Crayon, while there, was on
+terms of intimacy with a certain radical fellow, who used to go about,
+with a hatful of newspapers, wofully out at elbows, and with a coat of
+great antiquity. Why, gentlemen, I know that man—Tibbles the elder, and
+he has not changed a hair; and, when I came away, he charged me to give
+his best respects to Washington Irving!
+
+Leaving the town and the rustic life of England—forgetting this man, if
+we can—putting out of mind the country church-yard and the broken
+heart—let us cross the water again, and ask who has associated himself
+most closely with the Italian peasantry and the bandits of the Pyrenees?
+When the traveller enters his little chamber beyond the Alps—listening to
+the dim echoes of the long passages and spacious corridors—damp, and
+gloomy, and cold—as he hears the tempest beating with fury against his
+window, and gazes at the curtains, dark, and heavy, and covered with
+mould—and when all the ghost-stories that ever were told come up before
+him—amid all his thick-coming fancies, whom does he think of? Washington
+Irving.
+
+Go farther still: go to the Moorish Mountains, sparkling full in the
+moonlight—go among the water-carriers and the village gossips, living
+still as in days of old—and who has travelled among them before you, and
+peopled the Alhambra and made eloquent its shadows? Who awakes there a
+voice from every hill and in every cavern, and bids legends, which for
+centuries have slept a dreamless sleep, or watched unwinkingly, start up
+and pass before you in all their life and glory?
+
+But leaving this again, who embarked with Columbus upon his gallant ship,
+traversed with him the dark and mighty ocean, leaped upon the land and
+planted there the flag of Spain, but this same man, now sitting by my
+side? And being here at home again, who is a more fit companion for
+money-diggers? and what pen but his has made Rip Van Winkle, playing at
+nine-pins on that thundering afternoon, as much part and parcel of the
+Catskill Mountains as any tree or crag that they can boast?
+
+But these are topics familiar from my boyhood, and which I am apt to
+pursue; and lest I should be tempted now to talk too long about them, I
+will, in conclusion, give you a sentiment, most appropriate, I am sure,
+in the presence of such writers as Bryant, Halleck, and—but I suppose I
+must not mention the ladies here—
+
+ THE LITERATURE OF AMERICA:
+
+She well knows how to do honour to her own literature and to that of
+other lands, when she chooses Washington Irving for her representative in
+the country of Cervantes.
+
+
+
+
+VI.
+MANCHESTER, OCTOBER 5, 1843.
+
+
+[This address was delivered at a soirée of the members of the Manchester,
+Athenæum, at which Mr. Dickens presided. Among the other speakers on the
+occasion were Mr. Cobden and Mr. Disraeli.]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—I am sure I need scarcely tell you that I am very
+proud and happy; and that I take it as a great distinction to be asked to
+come amongst you on an occasion such as this, when, even with the
+brilliant and beautiful spectacle which I see before me, I can hail it as
+the most brilliant and beautiful circumstance of all, that we assemble
+together here, even here, upon neutral ground, where we have no more
+knowledge of party difficulties, or public animosities between side and
+side, or between man and man, than if we were a public meeting in the
+commonwealth of Utopia.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, upon this, and upon a hundred other grounds, this
+assembly is not less interesting to me, believe me—although, personally,
+almost a stranger here—than it is interesting to you; and I take it, that
+it is not of greater importance to all of us than it is to every man who
+has learned to know that he has an interest in the moral and social
+elevation, the harmless relaxation, the peace, happiness, and
+improvement, of the community at large. Not even those who saw the first
+foundation of your Athenæum laid, and watched its progress, as I know
+they did, almost as tenderly as if it were the progress of a living
+creature, until it reared its beautiful front, an honour to the town—not
+even they, nor even you who, within its walls, have tasted its
+usefulness, and put it to the proof, have greater reason, I am persuaded,
+to exult in its establishment, or to hope that it may thrive and prosper,
+than scores of thousands at a distance, who—whether consciously or
+unconsciously, matters not—have, in the principle of its success and
+bright example, a deep and personal concern.
+
+It well becomes, particularly well becomes, this enterprising town, this
+little world of labour, that she should stand out foremost in the
+foremost rank in such a cause. It well becomes her, that, among her
+numerous and noble public institutions, she should have a splendid temple
+sacred to the education and improvement of a large class of those who, in
+their various useful stations, assist in the production of our wealth,
+and in rendering her name famous through the world. I think it is grand
+to know, that, while her factories re-echo with the clanking of
+stupendous engines, and the whirl and rattle of machinery, the immortal
+mechanism of God’s own hand, the mind, is not forgotten in the din and
+uproar, but is lodged and tended in a palace of its own. That it is a
+structure deeply fixed and rooted in the public spirit of this place, and
+built to last, I have no more doubt, judging from the spectacle I see
+before me, and from what I know of its brief history, than I have of the
+reality of these walls that hem us in, and the pillars that spring up
+about us.
+
+You are perfectly well aware, I have no doubt, that the Athenæum was
+projected at a time when commerce was in a vigorous and flourishing
+condition, and when those classes of society to which it particularly
+addresses itself were fully employed, and in the receipt of regular
+incomes. A season of depression almost without a parallel ensued, and
+large numbers of young men employed in warehouses and offices suddenly
+found their occupation gone, and themselves reduced to very straitened
+and penurious circumstances. This altered state of things led, as I am
+told, to the compulsory withdrawal of many of the members, to a
+proportionate decrease in the expected funds, and to the incurrence of a
+debt of £3,000. By the very great zeal and energy of all concerned, and
+by the liberality of those to whom they applied for help, that debt is
+now in rapid course of being discharged. A little more of the same
+indefatigable exertion on the one hand, and a little more of the same
+community of feeling upon the other, and there will be no such thing; the
+figures will be blotted out for good and all, and, from that time, the
+Athenæum may be said to belong to you, and to your heirs for ever.
+
+But, ladies and gentlemen, at all times, now in its most thriving, and in
+its least flourishing condition—here, with its cheerful rooms, its
+pleasant and instructive lectures, its improving library of 6,000
+volumes, its classes for the study of the foreign languages, elocution,
+music; its opportunities of discussion and debate, of healthful bodily
+exercise, and, though last not least—for by this I set great store, as a
+very novel and excellent provision—its opportunities of blameless,
+rational enjoyment, here it is, open to every youth and man in this great
+town, accessible to every bee in this vast hive, who, for all these
+benefits, and the inestimable ends to which they lead, can set aside one
+sixpence weekly. I do look upon the reduction of the subscription, and
+upon the fact that the number of members has considerably more than
+doubled within the last twelve months, as strides in the path of the very
+best civilization, and chapters of rich promise in the history of
+mankind.
+
+I do not know whether, at this time of day, and with such a prospect
+before us, we need trouble ourselves very much to rake up the ashes of
+the dead-and-gone objections that were wont to be urged by men of all
+parties against institutions such as this, whose interests we are met to
+promote; but their philosophy was always to be summed up in the unmeaning
+application of one short sentence. How often have we heard from a large
+class of men wise in their generation, who would really seem to be born
+and bred for no other purpose than to pass into currency counterfeit and
+mischievous scraps of wisdom, as it is the sole pursuit of some other
+criminals to utter base coin—how often have we heard from them, as an
+all-convincing argument, that “a little learning is a dangerous thing?”
+Why, a little hanging was considered a very dangerous thing, according to
+the same authorities, with this difference, that, because a little
+hanging was dangerous, we had a great deal of it; and, because a little
+learning was dangerous, we were to have none at all. Why, when I hear
+such cruel absurdities gravely reiterated, I do sometimes begin to doubt
+whether the parrots of society are not more pernicious to its interests
+than its birds of prey. I should be glad to hear such people’s estimate
+of the comparative danger of “a little learning” and a vast amount of
+ignorance; I should be glad to know which they consider the most prolific
+parent of misery and crime. Descending a little lower in the social
+scale, I should be glad to assist them in their calculations, by carrying
+them into certain gaols and nightly refuges I know of, where my own heart
+dies within me, when I see thousands of immortal creatures condemned,
+without alternative or choice, to tread, not what our great poet calls
+the “primrose path” to the everlasting bonfire, but one of jaded flints
+and stones, laid down by brutal ignorance, and held together, like the
+solid rocks, by years of this most wicked axiom.
+
+Would we know from any honourable body of merchants, upright in deed and
+thought, whether they would rather have ignorant or enlightened persons
+in their own employment? Why, we have had their answer in this building;
+we have it in this company; we have it emphatically given in the
+munificent generosity of your own merchants of Manchester, of all sects
+and kinds, when this establishment was first proposed. But are the
+advantages derivable by the people from institutions such as this, only
+of a negative character? If a little learning be an innocent thing, has
+it no distinct, wholesome, and immediate influence upon the mind? The
+old doggerel rhyme, so often written in the beginning of books, says that
+
+ “When house and lands are gone and spent,
+ Then learning is most excellent;”
+
+but I should be strongly disposed to reform the adage, and say that
+
+ “Though house and lands be never got,
+ Learning can give what they can_not_.”
+
+And this I know, that the first unpurchasable blessing earned by every
+man who makes an effort to improve himself in such a place as the
+Athenæum, is self-respect—an inward dignity of character, which, once
+acquired and righteously maintained, nothing—no, not the hardest
+drudgery, nor the direst poverty—can vanquish. Though he should find it
+hard for a season even to keep the wolf—hunger—from his door, let him but
+once have chased the dragon—ignorance—from his hearth, and self-respect
+and hope are left him. You could no more deprive him of those sustaining
+qualities by loss or destruction of his worldly goods, than you could, by
+plucking out his eyes, take from him an internal consciousness of the
+bright glory of the sun.
+
+The man who lives from day to day by the daily exercise in his sphere of
+hands or head, and seeks to improve himself in such a place as the
+Athenæum, acquires for himself that property of soul which has in all
+times upheld struggling men of every degree, but self-made men especially
+and always. He secures to himself that faithful companion which, while
+it has ever lent the light of its countenance to men of rank and eminence
+who have deserved it, has ever shed its brightest consolations on men of
+low estate and almost hopeless means. It took its patient seat beside
+Sir Walter Raleigh in his dungeon-study in the Tower; it laid its head
+upon the block with More; but it did not disdain to watch the stars with
+Ferguson, the shepherd’s boy; it walked the streets in mean attire with
+Crabbe; it was a poor barber here in Lancashire with Arkwright; it was a
+tallow-chandler’s son with Franklin; it worked at shoemaking with
+Bloomfield in his garret; it followed the plough with Burns; and, high
+above the noise of loom and hammer, it whispers courage even at this day
+in ears I could name in Sheffield and in Manchester.
+
+The more the man who improves his leisure in such a place learns, the
+better, gentler, kinder man he must become. When he knows how much great
+minds have suffered for the truth in every age and time, and to what
+dismal persecutions opinion has been exposed, he will become more
+tolerant of other men’s belief in all matters, and will incline more
+leniently to their sentiments when they chance to differ from his own.
+Understanding that the relations between himself and his employers
+involve a mutual duty and responsibility, he will discharge his part of
+the implied contract cheerfully, satisfactorily, and honourably; for the
+history of every useful life warns him to shape his course in that
+direction.
+
+The benefits he acquires in such a place are not of a selfish kind, but
+extend themselves to his home, and to those whom it contains. Something
+of what he hears or reads within such walls can scarcely fail to become
+at times a topic of discourse by his own fireside, nor can it ever fail
+to lead to larger sympathies with man, and to a higher veneration for the
+great Creator of all the wonders of this universe. It appears to his
+home and his homely feeling in other ways; for at certain times he
+carries there his wife and daughter, or his sister, or, possibly, some
+bright-eyed acquaintance of a more tender description. Judging from what
+I see before me, I think it is very likely; I am sure I would if I could.
+He takes her there to enjoy a pleasant evening, to be gay and happy.
+Sometimes it may possibly happen that he dates his tenderness from the
+Athenæum. I think that is a very excellent thing, too, and not the least
+among the advantages of the institution. In any case, I am sure the
+number of bright eyes and beaming faces which grace this meeting to-night
+by their presence, will never be among the least of its excellences in my
+recollection.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, I shall not easily forget this scene, the pleasing
+task your favour has devolved upon me, or the strong and inspiring
+confirmation I have to-night, of all the hopes and reliances I have ever
+placed upon institutions of this nature. In the latter point of view—in
+their bearing upon this latter point—I regard them as of great
+importance, deeming that the more intelligent and reflective society in
+the mass becomes, and the more readers there are, the more distinctly
+writers of all kinds will be able to throw themselves upon the truthful
+feeling of the people and the more honoured and the more useful
+literature must be. At the same time, I must confess that, if there had
+been an Athenæum, and if the people had been readers, years ago, some
+leaves of dedication in your library, of praise of patrons which was very
+cheaply bought, very dearly sold, and very marketably haggled for by the
+groat, would be blank leaves, and posterity might probably have lacked
+the information that certain monsters of virtue ever had existence. But
+it is upon a much better and wider scale, let me say it once again—it is
+in the effect of such institutions upon the great social system, and the
+peace and happiness of mankind, that I delight to contemplate them; and,
+in my heart, I am quite certain that long after your institution, and
+others of the same nature, have crumbled into dust, the noble harvest of
+the seed sown in them will shine out brightly in the wisdom, the mercy,
+and the forbearance of another race.
+
+
+
+
+VII.
+LIVERPOOL, FEBRUARY 26, 1844.
+
+
+[The following address was delivered at a soirée of the Liverpool
+Mechanics’ Institution, at which Mr. Dickens presided.]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—It was rather hard of you to take away my breath
+before I spoke a word; but I would not thank you, even if I could, for
+the favour which has set me in this place, or for the generous kindness
+which has greeted me so warmly,—because my first strong impulse still
+would be, although I had that power, to lose sight of all personal
+considerations in the high intent and meaning of this numerous
+assemblage, in the contemplation of the noble objects to which this
+building is devoted, of its brilliant and inspiring history, of that
+rough, upward track, so bravely trodden, which it leaves behind, and that
+bright path of steadily-increasing usefulness which lies stretched out
+before it. My first strong impulse still would be to exchange
+congratulations with you, as the members of one united family, on the
+thriving vigour of this strongest child of a strong race. My first
+strong impulse still would be, though everybody here had twice as many
+hundreds of hands as there are hundreds of persons present, to shake them
+in the spirit, everyone, always, allow me to say, excepting those hands
+(and there are a few such here), which, with the constitutional infirmity
+of human nature, I would rather salute in some more tender fashion.
+
+When I first had the honour of communicating with your Committee with
+reference to this celebration, I had some selfish hopes that the visit
+proposed to me might turn out to be one of congratulation, or, at least,
+of solicitous inquiry; for they who receive a visitor in any season of
+distress are easily touched and moved by what he says, and I entertained
+some confident expectation of making a mighty strong impression on you.
+But, when I came to look over the printed documents which were forwarded
+to me at the same time, and with which you are all tolerably familiar,
+these anticipations very speedily vanished, and left me bereft of all
+consolation, but the triumphant feeling to which I have referred. For
+what do I find, on looking over those brief chronicles of this swift
+conquest over ignorance and prejudice, in which no blood has been poured
+out, and no treaty signed but that one sacred compact which recognises
+the just right of every man, whatever his belief, or however humble his
+degree, to aspire, and to have some means of aspiring, to be a better and
+a wiser man? I find that, in 1825, certain misguided and turbulent
+persons proposed to erect in Liverpool an unpopular, dangerous,
+irreligious, and revolutionary establishment, called a Mechanics’
+Institution; that, in 1835, Liverpool having, somehow or other, got on
+pretty comfortably in the meantime, in spite of it, the first stone of a
+new and spacious edifice was laid; that, in 1837, it was opened; that, it
+was afterwards, at different periods, considerably enlarged; that, in
+1844, conspicuous amongst the public beauties of a beautiful town, here
+it stands triumphant, its enemies lived down, its former students
+attesting, in their various useful callings and pursuits, the sound,
+practical information it afforded them; its members numbering
+considerably more than 3,000, and setting in rapidly for 6,000 at least;
+its library comprehending 11,000 volumes, and daily sending forth its
+hundreds of books into private homes; its staff of masters and officers,
+amounting to half-a-hundred in themselves; its schools, conveying every
+sort of instruction, high and low, adapted to the labour, means,
+exigencies, and convenience of nearly every class and grade of persons.
+I was here this morning, and in its spacious halls I found stores of the
+wonders worked by nature in the air, in the forest, in the cavern, and in
+the sea—stores of the surpassing engines devised by science for the
+better knowledge of other worlds, and the greater happiness of
+this—stores of those gentler works of art, which, though achieved in
+perishable stone, by yet more perishable hands of dust, are in their
+influence immortal. With such means at their command, so well-directed,
+so cheaply shared, and so extensively diffused, well may your Committee
+say, as they have done in one of their Reports, that the success of this
+establishment has far exceeded their most sanguine expectations.
+
+But, ladies and gentlemen, as that same philosopher whose words they
+quote, as Bacon tells us, instancing the wonderful effects of little
+things and small beginnings, that the influence of the loadstone was
+first discovered in particles of iron, and not in iron bars, so they may
+lay it to their hearts, that when they combined together to form the
+institution which has risen to this majestic height, they issued on a
+field of enterprise, the glorious end of which they cannot even now
+discern. Every man who has felt the advantages of, or has received
+improvement in this place, carries its benefits into the society in which
+he moves, and puts them out at compound interest; and what the blessed
+sum may be at last, no man can tell. Ladies and gentlemen, with that
+Christian prelate whose name appears on your list of honorary Members;
+that good and liberal man who once addressed you within these walls, in a
+spirit worthy of his calling, and of his High Master—I look forward from
+this place, as from a tower, to the time when high and low, and rich and
+poor, shall mutually assist, improve, and educate each other.
+
+I feel, ladies and gentlemen, that this is not a place, with its 3,200
+members, and at least 3,200 arguments in every one, to enter on any
+advocacy of the principle of Mechanics’ Institutions, or to discuss the
+subject with those who do or ever did object to them. I should as soon
+think of arguing the point with those untutored savages whose mode of
+life you last year had the opportunity of witnessing; indeed, I am
+strongly inclined to believe them by far the more rational class of the
+two. Moreover, if the institution itself be not a sufficient answer to
+all such objections, then there is no such thing in fact or reason, human
+or divine. Neither will I venture to enter into those details of the
+management of this place which struck me most on the perusal of its
+papers; but I cannot help saying how much impressed and gratified I was,
+as everybody must be who comes to their perusal for the first time, by
+the extraordinary munificence with which this institution has been
+endowed by certain gentlemen.
+
+Amongst the peculiar features of management which made the greatest
+impression on me, I may observe that that regulation which empowers
+fathers, being annual subscribers of one guinea, to introduce their sons
+who are minors; and masters, on payment of the astoundingly small sum of
+five shillings annually, in like manner their apprentices, is not the
+least valuable of its privileges; and, certainly not the one least
+valuable to society. And, ladies and gentlemen, I cannot say to you what
+pleasure I derived from the perusal of an apparently excellent report in
+your local papers of a meeting held here some short time since, in aid of
+the formation of a girls’ school in connexion with this institution.
+This is a new and striking chapter in the history of these institutions;
+it does equal credit to the gallantry and policy of this, and disposes
+one to say of it with a slight parody on the words of Burns, that
+
+ “Its ’prentice han’ it tried on man,
+ And then it _taught_ the lasses, O.”
+
+That those who are our best teachers, and whose lessons are oftenest
+heeded in after life, should be well taught themselves, is a proposition
+few reasonable men will gainsay; and, certainly, to breed up good
+husbands on the one hand, and good wives on the other, does appear as
+reasonable and straightforward a plan as could well be devised for the
+improvement of the next generation.
+
+This, and what I see before me, naturally brings me to our fairer
+members, in respect of whom I have no doubt you will agree with me, that
+they ought to be admitted to the widest possible extent, and on the
+lowest possible terms; and, ladies, let me venture to say to you, that
+you never did a wiser thing in all your lives than when you turned your
+favourable regard on such an establishment as this—for wherever the light
+of knowledge is diffused, wherever the humanizing influence of the arts
+and sciences extends itself, wherever there is the clearest perception of
+what is beautiful, and good, and most redeeming, amid all the faults and
+vices of mankind, there your character, your virtues, your graces, your
+better nature, will be the best appreciated, and there the truest homage
+will be proudly paid to you. You show best, trust me, in the clearest
+light; and every ray that falls upon you at your own firesides, from any
+book or thought communicated within these walls, will raise you nearer to
+the angels in the eyes you care for most.
+
+I will not longer interpose myself, ladies and gentlemen, between you and
+the pleasure we all anticipate in hearing other gentlemen, and in
+enjoying those social pleasures with which it is a main part of the
+wisdom of this society to adorn and relieve its graver pursuits. We all
+feel, I am sure, being here, that we are truly interested in the cause of
+human improvement and rational education, and that we pledge ourselves,
+everyone as far as in him lies, to extend the knowledge of the benefits
+afforded in this place, and to bear honest witness in its favour. To
+those who yet remain without its walls, but have the means of purchasing
+its advantages, we make appeal, and in a friendly and forbearing spirit
+say, “Come in, and be convinced—
+
+ ‘Who enters here, leaves _doubt_ behind.’”
+
+If you, happily, have been well taught yourself, and are superior to its
+advantages, so much the more should you make one in sympathy with those
+who are below you. Beneath this roof we breed the men who, in the time
+to come, must be found working for good or evil, in every quarter of
+society. If mutual respect and forbearance among various classes be not
+found here, where so many men are trained up in so many grades, to enter
+on so many roads of life, dating their entry from one common
+starting-point, as they are all approaching, by various paths, one common
+end, where else can that great lesson be imbibed? Differences of wealth,
+of rank, of intellect, we know there must be, and we respect them; but we
+would give to all the means of taking out one patent of nobility, and we
+define it, in the words of a great living poet, who is one of us, and who
+uses his great gifts, as he holds them in trust, for the general welfare—
+
+ “Howe’er it be, it seems to me
+ ’Tis only noble to be good:
+ True hearts are more than coronets,
+ And simple faith than Norman blood.” {88}
+
+
+
+
+VIII.
+BIRMINGHAM, FEBRUARY 28, 1844.
+
+
+[The following speech was delivered at a Conversazione, in aid of the
+funds of the Birmingham Polytechnic Institution, at which Mr Dickens
+presided.]
+
+YOU will think it very unwise, or very self-denying in me, in such an
+assembly, in such a splendid scene, and after such a welcome, to
+congratulate myself on having nothing new to say to you: but I do so,
+notwithstanding. To say nothing of places nearer home, I had the honour
+of attending at Manchester, shortly before Christmas, and at Liverpool,
+only the night before last, for a purpose similar to that which brings
+you together this evening; and looking down a short perspective of
+similar engagements, I feel gratification at the thought that I shall
+very soon have nothing at all to say; in which case, I shall be content
+to stake my reputation, like the Spectator of Addison, and that other
+great periodical speaker, the Speaker of the House of Commons, on my
+powers of listening.
+
+This feeling, and the earnest reception I have met with, are not the only
+reasons why I feel a genuine, cordial, and peculiar interest in this
+night’s proceedings. The Polytechnic Institution of Birmingham is in its
+infancy—struggling into life under all those adverse and disadvantageous
+circumstances which, to a greater or less extent, naturally beset all
+infancy; but I would much rather connect myself with it now, however
+humble, in its days of difficulty and of danger, than look back on its
+origin when it may have become strong, and rich, and powerful. I should
+prefer an intimate association with it now, in its early days and
+apparent struggles, to becoming its advocate and acquaintance, its
+fair-weather friend, in its high and palmy days. I would rather be able
+to say I knew it in its swaddling-clothes, than in maturer age. Its two
+elder brothers have grown old and died: their chests were weak—about
+their cradles nurses shook their heads, and gossips groaned; but the
+present institution shot up, amidst the ruin of those which have fallen,
+with an indomitable constitution, with vigorous and with steady pulse;
+temperate, wise, and of good repute; and by perseverance it has become a
+very giant. Birmingham is, in my mind and in the minds of most men,
+associated with many giants; and I no more believe that this young
+institution will turn out sickly, dwarfish, or of stunted growth, than I
+do that when the glass-slipper of my chairmanship shall fall off, and the
+clock strike twelve to-night, this hall will be turned into a pumpkin. I
+found that strong belief upon the splendid array of grace and beauty by
+which I am surrounded, and which, if it only had one-hundredth part of
+the effect upon others it has upon me, could do anything it pleased with
+anything and anybody. I found my strong conviction, in the second place,
+upon the public spirit of the town of Birmingham—upon the name and fame
+of its capitalists and working men; upon the greatness and importance of
+its merchants and manufacturers; upon its inventions, which are
+constantly in progress; upon the skill and intelligence of its artisans,
+which are daily developed; and the increasing knowledge of all portions
+of the community. All these reasons lead me to the conclusion that your
+institution will advance—that it will and must progress, and that you
+will not be content with lingering leagues behind.
+
+I have another peculiar ground of satisfaction in connexion with the
+object of this assembly; and it is, that the resolutions about to be
+proposed do not contain in themselves anything of a sectarian or class
+nature; that they do not confine themselves to any one single
+institution, but assert the great and omnipotent principles of
+comprehensive education everywhere and under every circumstance. I beg
+leave to say that I concur, heart and hand, in those principles, and will
+do all in my power for their advancement; for I hold, in accordance with
+the imperfect knowledge which I possess, that it is impossible for any
+fabric of society to go on day after day, and year after year, from
+father to son, and from grandfather to grandson, punishing men for not
+engaging in the pursuit of virtue and for the practice of crime, without
+showing them what virtue is, and where it best can be found—in justice,
+religion, and truth. The only reason that can possibly be adduced
+against it is one founded on fiction—namely, the case where an obdurate
+old geni, in the “Arabian Nights,” was bound upon taking the life of a
+merchant, because he had struck out the eye of his invisible son. I
+recollect, likewise, a tale in the same book of charming fancies, which I
+consider not inappropriate: it is a case where a powerful spirit has been
+imprisoned at the bottom of the sea, in a casket with a leaden cover, and
+the seal of Solomon upon it; there he had lain neglected for many
+centuries, and during that period had made many different vows: at first,
+that he would reward magnificently those who should release him; and at
+last, that he would destroy them. Now, there is a spirit of great
+power—the Spirit of Ignorance—which is shut up in a vessel of leaden
+composition, and sealed with the seal of many, many Solomons, and which
+is effectually in the same position: release it in time, and it will
+bless, restore, and reanimate society; but let it lie under the rolling
+waves of years, and its blind revenge is sure to lead to certain
+destruction. That there are classes which, if rightly treated,
+constitute strength, and if wrongly, weakness, I hold it impossible to
+deny—by these classes I mean industrious, intelligent, and honourably
+independent men, in whom the higher classes of Birmingham are especially
+interested, and bound to afford them the means of instruction and
+improvement, and to ameliorate their mental and moral condition. Far be
+it from me (and I wish to be most particularly understood) to attempt to
+depreciate the excellent Church Instruction Societies, or the worthy,
+sincere, and temperate zeal of those reverend gentlemen by whom they are
+usually conducted; on the contrary, I believe that they have done, and
+are doing, much good, and are deserving of high praise; but I hope that,
+without offence, in a community such as Birmingham, there are other
+objects not unworthy in the sight of heaven, and objects of recognised
+utility which are worthy of support—principles which are practised in
+word and deed in Polytechnic Institutions—principles for the diffusion of
+which honest men of all degrees and of every creed might associate
+together, on an independent footing and on neutral ground, and at a small
+expense, for the better understanding and the greater consideration of
+each other, and for the better cultivation of the happiness of all: for
+it surely cannot be allowed that those who labour day by day, surrounded
+by machinery, shall be permitted to degenerate into machines themselves,
+but, on the contrary, they should assert their common origin from their
+Creator, at the hands of those who are responsible and thinking men.
+There is, indeed, no difference in the main with respect to the dangers
+of ignorance and the advantages of knowledge between those who hold
+different opinions—for it is to be observed, that those who are most
+distrustful of the advantages of education, are always the first to
+exclaim against the results of ignorance. This fact was pleasantly
+illustrated on the railway, as I came here. In the same carriage with me
+there sat an ancient gentleman (I feel no delicacy in alluding to him,
+for I know that he is not in the room, having got out far short of
+Birmingham), who expressed himself most mournfully as to the ruinous
+effects and rapid spread of railways, and was most pathetic upon the
+virtues of the slow-going old stage coaches. Now I, entertaining some
+little lingering kindness for the road, made shift to express my
+concurrence with the old gentleman’s opinion, without any great
+compromise of principle. Well, we got on tolerably comfortably together,
+and when the engine, with a frightful screech, dived into some dark
+abyss, like some strange aquatic monster, the old gentleman said it would
+never do, and I agreed with him. When it parted from each successive
+station, with a shock and a shriek as if it had had a double-tooth drawn,
+the old gentleman shook his head, and I shook mine. When he burst forth
+against such new-fangled notions, and said no good could come of them, I
+did not contest the point. But I found that when the speed of the engine
+was abated, or there was a prolonged stay at any station, up the old
+gentleman was at arms, and his watch was instantly out of his pocket,
+denouncing the slowness of our progress. Now I could not help comparing
+this old gentleman to that ingenious class of persons who are in the
+constant habit of declaiming against the vices and crimes of society, and
+at the same time are the first and foremost to assert that vice and crime
+have not their common origin in ignorance and discontent.
+
+The good work, however, in spite of all political and party differences,
+has been well begun; we are all interested in it; it is advancing, and
+cannot be stopped by any opposition, although it may be retarded in this
+place or in that, by the indifference of the middle classes, with whom
+its successful progress chiefly rests. Of this success I cannot
+entertain a doubt; for whenever the working classes have enjoyed an
+opportunity of effectually rebutting accusations which falsehood or
+thoughtlessness have brought against them, they always avail themselves
+of it, and show themselves in their true characters; and it was this
+which made the damage done to a single picture in the National Gallery of
+London, by some poor lunatic or cripple, a mere matter of newspaper
+notoriety and wonder for some few days. This, then, establishes a fact
+evident to the meanest comprehension—that any given number of thousands
+of individuals, in the humblest walks of life in this country, can pass
+through the national galleries or museums in seasons of holiday-making,
+without damaging, in the slightest degree, those choice and valuable
+collections. I do not myself believe that the working classes ever were
+the wanton or mischievous persons they were so often and so long
+represented to be; but I rather incline to the opinion that some men take
+it into their heads to lay it down as a matter of fact, without being
+particular about the premises; and that the idle and the prejudiced, not
+wishing to have the trouble of forming opinions for themselves, take it
+for granted—until the people have an opportunity of disproving the stigma
+and vindicating themselves before the world.
+
+Now this assertion is well illustrated by what occurred respecting an
+equestrian statue in the metropolis, with respect to which a legend
+existed that the sculptor hanged himself, because he had neglected to put
+a girth to the horse. This story was currently believed for many years,
+until it was inspected for altogether a different purpose, and it was
+found to have had a girth all the time.
+
+But surely if, as is stated, the people are ill-disposed and mischievous,
+that is the best reason that can be offered for teaching them better; and
+if they are not, surely that is a reason for giving them every
+opportunity of vindicating their injured reputation; and no better
+opportunity could possibly be afforded than that of associating together
+voluntarily for such high purposes as it is proposed to carry out by the
+establishment of the Birmingham Polytechnic Institution. In any
+case—nay, in every case—if we would reward honesty, if we would hold out
+encouragement to good, if we would eradicate that which is evil or
+correct that which is bad, education—comprehensive, liberal education—is
+the one thing needful, and the only effective end. If I might apply to
+my purpose, and turn into plain prose some words of Hamlet—not with
+reference to any government or party (for party being, for the most part,
+an irrational sort of thing, has no connexion with the object we have in
+view)—if I might apply those words to education as Hamlet applied them to
+the skull of Yorick, I would say—“Now hie thee to the council-chamber,
+and tell them, though they lay it on in sounding thoughts and learned
+words an inch thick, to this complexion they must come at last.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In answer to a vote of thanks, {95} Mr. Dickens said, at the close of the
+meeting—
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, we are now quite even—for every effect which I may
+have made upon you, the compliment has been amply returned to me; but at
+the same time I am as little disposed to say to you, ‘go and sin no
+more,’ as I am to promise for myself that ‘I will never do so again.’ So
+long as I can make you laugh and cry, I will; and you will readily
+believe me, when I tell you, you cannot do too much on your parts to show
+that we are still cordial and loving friends. To you, ladies of the
+Institution, I am deeply and especially indebted. I sometimes [_pointing
+to the word_ ‘_Boz_’ _in front of the great gallery_] think there is some
+small quantity of magic in that very short name, and that it must consist
+in its containing as many letters as the three graces, and they, every
+one of them, being of your fair sisterhood.
+
+A story is told of an eastern potentate of modern times, who, for an
+eastern potentate, was a tolerably good man, sometimes bowstringing his
+dependants indiscriminately in his moments of anger, but burying them in
+great splendour in his moments of penitence, that whenever intelligence
+was brought him of a new plot or turbulent conspiracy, his first inquiry
+was, ‘Who is she?’ meaning that a woman was at the bottom. Now, in my
+small way, I differ from that potentate; for when there is any good to be
+attained, the services of any ministering angel required, my first
+inquiry is, ‘Where is she?’ and the answer invariably is, ‘Here.’ Proud
+and happy am I indeed to thank you for your generosity—
+
+ ‘A thousand times, good night;
+ A thousand times the worse to want your light.’
+
+
+
+
+IX.
+GARDENERS AND GARDENING.
+LONDON, JUNE 14, 1852.
+
+
+[The Ninth Anniversary Dinner of the Gardeners’ Benevolent Institution
+was held on the above date at the London Tavern. The company numbered
+more than 150. The dessert was worthy of the occasion, and an admirable
+effect was produced by a profuse display of natural flowers upon the
+tables and in the decoration of the room. The chair was taken by Mr.
+Charles Dickens, who, in proposing the toast of the evening, spoke as
+follows:—]
+
+FOR three times three years the Gardeners’ Benevolent Institution has
+been stimulated and encouraged by meetings such as this, and by three
+times three cheers we will urge it onward in its prosperous career.
+[_The cheers were warmly given_.]
+
+Occupying the post I now do, I feel something like a counsel for the
+plaintiff with nobody on the other side; but even if I had been placed in
+that position ninety times nine, it would still be my duty to state a few
+facts from the very short brief with which I have been provided.
+
+This Institution was founded in the year 1838. During the first five
+years of its existence, it was not particularly robust, and seemed to
+have been placed in rather a shaded position, receiving somewhat more
+than its needful allowance of cold water. In 1843 it was removed into a
+more favourable position, and grafted on a nobler stock, and it has now
+borne fruit, and become such a vigorous tree that at present thirty-five
+old people daily sit within the shelter of its branches, and all the
+pensioners upon the list have been veritable gardeners, or the wives of
+gardeners. It is managed by gardeners, and it has upon its books the
+excellent rule that any gardener who has subscribed to it for fifteen
+years, and conformed to the rules, may, if he will, be placed upon the
+pensioners’ list without election, without canvass, without solicitation,
+and as his independent right. I lay very great stress upon that
+honourable characteristic of the charity, because the main principle of
+any such institution should be to help those who help themselves. That
+the Society’s pensioners do not become such so long as they are able to
+support themselves, is evinced by the significant fact that the average
+age of those now upon the list is seventy-seven; that they are not
+wasteful is proved by the fact that the whole sum expended on their
+relief is but £500 a-year; that the Institution does not restrict itself
+to any narrow confines, is shown by the circumstance, that the pensioners
+come from all parts of England, whilst all the expenses are paid from the
+annual income and interest on stock, and therefore are not
+disproportionate to its means.
+
+Such is the Institution which appeals to you through me, as a most
+unworthy advocate, for sympathy and support, an Institution which has for
+its President a nobleman {98} whose whole possessions are remarkable for
+taste and beauty, and whose gardener’s laurels are famous throughout the
+world. In the list of its vice-presidents there are the names of many
+noblemen and gentlemen of great influence and station, and I have been
+struck in glancing through the list of its supporters, with the sums
+written against the names of the numerous nurserymen and seedsmen therein
+comprised. I hope the day will come when every gardener in England will
+be a member of the charity.
+
+The gardener particularly needs such a provision as this Institution
+affords. His gains are not great; he knows gold and silver more as being
+of the colour of fruits and flowers than by its presence in his pockets;
+he is subjected to that kind of labour which renders him peculiarly
+liable to infirmity; and when old age comes upon him, the gardener is of
+all men perhaps best able to appreciate the merits of such an
+institution.
+
+To all indeed, present and absent, who are descended from the first
+
+ “gardener Adam and his wife,”
+
+the benefits of such a society are obvious. In the culture of flowers
+there cannot, by their very nature, be anything, solitary or exclusive.
+The wind that blows over the cottager’s porch, sweeps also over the
+grounds of the nobleman; and as the rain descends on the just and on the
+unjust, so it communicates to all gardeners, both rich and poor, an
+interchange of pleasure and enjoyment; and the gardener of the rich man,
+in developing and enhancing a fruitful flavour or a delightful scent, is,
+in some sort, the gardener of everybody else.
+
+The love of gardening is associated with all conditions of men, and all
+periods of time. The scholar and the statesman, men of peace and men of
+war, have agreed in all ages to delight in gardens. The most ancient
+people of the earth had gardens where there is now nothing but solitary
+heaps of earth. The poor man in crowded cities gardens still in jugs and
+basins and bottles: in factories and workshops people garden; and even
+the prisoner is found gardening in his lonely cell, after years and years
+of solitary confinement. Surely, then, the gardener who produces shapes
+and objects so lovely and so comforting, should have some hold upon the
+world’s remembrance when he himself becomes in need of comfort.
+
+I will call upon you to drink “Prosperity to the Gardeners’ Benevolent
+Institution,” and I beg to couple with that toast the name of its noble
+President, the Duke of Devonshire, whose worth is written in all his
+deeds, and who has communicated to his title and his riches a lustre
+which no title and no riches could confer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Later in the evening, Mr. Dickens said:—]
+
+My office has compelled me to burst into bloom so often that I could wish
+there were a closer parallel between myself and the American aloe. It is
+particularly agreeable and appropriate to know that the parents of this
+Institution are to be found in the seed and nursery trade; and the seed
+having yielded such good fruit, and the nursery having produced such a
+healthy child, I have the greatest pleasure in proposing the health of
+the parents of the Institution.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[In proposing the health of the Treasurers, Mr. Dickens said:—]
+
+My observation of the signboards of this country has taught me that its
+conventional gardeners are always jolly, and always three in number.
+Whether that conventionality has reference to the Three Graces, or to
+those very significant letters, L., S., D., I do not know. Those mystic
+letters are, however, most important, and no society can have officers of
+more importance than its Treasurers, nor can it possibly give them too
+much to do.
+
+
+
+
+X.
+BIRMINGHAM, JANUARY 6, 1853.
+
+
+[On Thursday, January 6, 1853, at the rooms of the Society of Artists, in
+Temple Row, Birmingham, a large company assembled to witness the
+presentation of a testimonial to Mr. Charles Dickens, consisting of a
+silver-gilt salver and a diamond ring. Mr. Dickens acknowledged the
+tribute, and the address which accompanied it, in the following words:—]
+
+GENTLEMEN, I feel it very difficult, I assure you, to tender my
+acknowledgments to you, and through you, to those many friends of mine
+whom you represent, for this honour and distinction which you have
+conferred upon me. I can most honestly assure you, that it is in the
+power of no great representative of numbers of people to awaken such
+happiness in me as is inspired by this token of goodwill and remembrance,
+coming to me direct and fresh from the numbers themselves. I am truly
+sensible, gentlemen, that my friends who have united in this address are
+partial in their kindness, and regard what I have done with too great
+favour. But I may say, with reference to one class—some members of
+which, I presume, are included there—that I should in my own eyes be very
+unworthy both of the generous gift and the generous feeling which has
+been evinced, and this occasion, instead of pleasure, would give me
+nothing but pain, if I was unable to assure them, and those who are in
+front of this assembly, that what the working people have found me
+towards them in my books, I am throughout my life. Gentlemen, whenever I
+have tried to hold up to admiration their fortitude, patience,
+gentleness, the reasonableness of their nature, so accessible to
+persuasion, and their extraordinary goodness one towards another, I have
+done so because I have first genuinely felt that admiration myself, and
+have been thoroughly imbued with the sentiment which I sought to
+communicate to others.
+
+Gentlemen, I accept this salver and this ring as far above all price to
+me, as very valuable in themselves, and as beautiful specimens of the
+workmanship of this town, with great emotion, I assure you, and with the
+liveliest gratitude. You remember something, I daresay, of the old
+romantic stories of those charmed rings which would lose their brilliance
+when their wearer was in danger, or would press his finger reproachfully
+when he was going to do wrong. In the very improbable event of my being
+in the least danger of deserting the principles which have won me these
+tokens, I am sure the diamond in that ring would assume a clouded aspect
+to my faithless eye, and would, I know, squeeze a throb of pain out of my
+treacherous heart. But I have not the least misgiving on that point;
+and, in this confident expectation, I shall remove my own old diamond
+ring from my left hand, and in future wear the Birmingham ring on my
+right, where its grasp will keep me in mind of the good friends I have
+here, and in vivid remembrance of this happy hour.
+
+Gentlemen, in conclusion, allow me to thank you and the Society to whom
+these rooms belong, that the presentation has taken place in an
+atmosphere so congenial to me, and in an apartment decorated with so many
+beautiful works of art, among which I recognize before me the productions
+of friends of mine, whose labours and triumphs will never be subjects of
+indifference to me. I thank those gentlemen for giving me the
+opportunity of meeting them here on an occasion which has some connexion
+with their own proceedings; and, though last not least, I tender my
+acknowledgments to that charming presence, without which nothing
+beautiful can be complete, and which is endearingly associated with rings
+of a plainer description, and which, I must confess, awakens in my mind
+at the present moment a feeling of regret that I am not in a condition to
+make an offer of these testimonials. I beg you, gentlemen, to commend me
+very earnestly and gratefully to our absent friends, and to assure them
+of my affectionate and heartfelt respect.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The company then adjourned to Dee’s Hotel, where a banquet took place, at
+which about 220 persons were present, among whom were some of the most
+distinguished of the Royal Academicians. To the toast of “The Literature
+of England,” Mr. Dickens responded as follows:—
+
+Mr. Mayor and Gentlemen, I am happy, on behalf of many labourers in that
+great field of literature to which you have pledged the toast, to thank
+you for the tribute you have paid to it. Such an honour, rendered by
+acclamation in such a place as this, seems to me, if I may follow on the
+same side as the venerable Archdeacon (Sandford) who lately addressed
+you, and who has inspired me with a gratification I can never forget—such
+an honour, gentlemen, rendered here, seems to me a two-sided illustration
+of the position that literature holds in these latter and, of course,
+“degenerate” days. To the great compact phalanx of the people, by whose
+industry, perseverance, and intelligence, and their result in
+money-wealth, such places as Birmingham, and many others like it, have
+arisen—to that great centre of support, that comprehensive experience,
+and that beating heart, literature has turned happily from individual
+patrons—sometimes munificent, often sordid, always few—and has there
+found at once its highest purpose, its natural range of action, and its
+best reward. Therefore it is right also, as it seems to me, not only
+that literature should receive honour here, but that it should render
+honour, too, remembering that if it has undoubtedly done good to
+Birmingham, Birmingham has undoubtedly done good to it. From the shame
+of the purchased dedication, from the scurrilous and dirty work of Grub
+Street, from the dependent seat on sufferance at my Lord Duke’s table
+to-day, and from the sponging-house or Marshalsea to-morrow—from that
+venality which, by a fine moral retribution, has degraded statesmen even
+to a greater extent than authors, because the statesman entertained a low
+belief in the universality of corruption, while the author yielded only
+to the dire necessity of his calling—from all such evils the people have
+set literature free. And my creed in the exercise of that profession is,
+that literature cannot be too faithful to the people in return—cannot too
+ardently advocate the cause of their advancement, happiness, and
+prosperity. I have heard it sometimes said—and what is worse, as
+expressing something more cold-blooded, I have sometimes seen it
+written—that literature has suffered by this change, that it has
+degenerated by being made cheaper. I have not found that to be the case:
+nor do I believe that you have made the discovery either. But let a good
+book in these “bad” times be made accessible,—even upon an abstruse and
+difficult subject, so that it be one of legitimate interest to
+mankind,—and my life on it, it shall be extensively bought, read, and
+well considered.
+
+Why do I say this? Because I believe there are in Birmingham at this
+moment many working men infinitely better versed in Shakespeare and in
+Milton than the average of fine gentlemen in the days of bought-and-sold
+dedications and dear books. I ask anyone to consider for himself who, at
+this time, gives the greatest relative encouragement to the dissemination
+of such useful publications as “Macaulay’s History,” “Layard’s
+Researches,” “Tennyson’s Poems,” “The Duke of Wellington’s published
+Despatches,” or the minutest truths (if any truth can be called minute)
+discovered by the genius of a Herschel or a Faraday? It is with all
+these things as with the great music of Mendelssohn, or a lecture upon
+art—if we had the good fortune to listen to one to-morrow—by my
+distinguished friend the President of the Royal Academy. However small
+the audience, however contracted the circle in the water, in the first
+instance, the people are nearer the wider range outside, and the Sister
+Arts, while they instruct them, derive a wholesome advantage and
+improvement from their ready sympathy and cordial response. I may
+instance the case of my friend Mr. Ward’s magnificent picture; {105} and
+the reception of that picture here is an example that it is not now the
+province of art in painting to hold itself in monastic seclusion, that it
+cannot hope to rest on a single foundation for its great temple,—on the
+mere classic pose of a figure, or the folds of a drapery—but that it must
+be imbued with human passions and action, informed with human right and
+wrong, and, being so informed, it may fearlessly put itself upon its
+trial, like the criminal of old, to be judged by God and its country.
+
+Gentlemen, to return and conclude, as I shall have occasion to trouble
+you again. For this time I have only once again to repeat what I have
+already said. As I begun with literature, I shall end with it. I would
+simply say that I believe no true man, with anything to tell, need have
+the least misgiving, either for himself or his message, before a large
+number of hearers—always supposing that he be not afflicted with the
+coxcombical idea of writing down to the popular intelligence, instead of
+writing the popular intelligence up to himself, if, perchance, he be
+above it;—and, provided always that he deliver himself plainly of what is
+in him, which seems to be no unreasonable stipulation, it being supposed
+that he has some dim design of making himself understood. On behalf of
+that literature to which you have done so much honour, I beg to thank you
+most cordially, and on my own behalf, for the most flattering reception
+you have given to one whose claim is, that he has the distinction of
+making it his profession.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Later in the evening, Mr. Dickens gave as a toast, “The Educational
+Institutions of Birmingham,” in the following speech:
+
+I am requested to propose—or, according to the hypothesis of my friend,
+Mr. Owen, I am in the temporary character of a walking advertisement to
+advertise to you—the Educational Institutions of Birmingham; an
+advertisement to which I have the greatest pleasure in calling your
+attention, Gentlemen, it is right that I should, in so many words,
+mention the more prominent of these institutions, not because your local
+memories require any prompting, but because the enumeration implies what
+has been done here, what you are doing, and what you will yet do. I
+believe the first is the King Edward’s Grammar School, with its various
+branches, and prominent among them is that most admirable means of
+training the wives of working men to be good wives and working wives, the
+prime ornament of their homes, and the cause of happiness to others—I
+mean those excellent girls’ schools in various parts of the town, which,
+under the excellent superintendence of the principal, I should most
+sincerely desire to see in every town in England. Next, I believe, is
+the Spring Hill College, a learned institution belonging to the body of
+Independents, foremost among whose professors literature is proud to hail
+Mr. Henry Rogers as one of the soundest and ablest contributors to the
+Edinburgh Review. The next is the Queen’s College, which, I may say, is
+only a newly-born child; but, in the hands of such an admirable Doctor,
+we may hope to see it arrive at a vigorous maturity. The next is the
+School of Design, which, as has been well observed by my friend Sir
+Charles Eastlake, is invaluable in such a place as this; and, lastly,
+there is the Polytechnic Institution, with regard to which I had long ago
+occasion to express my profound conviction that it was of unspeakable
+importance to such a community as this, when I had the honour to be
+present, under the auspices of your excellent representative, Mr.
+Scholefield. This is the last of what has been done in an educational
+way. They are all admirable in their kind; but I am glad to find that
+more is yet doing. A few days ago I received a Birmingham newspaper,
+containing a most interesting account of a preliminary meeting for the
+formation of a Reformatory School for juvenile delinquents. You are not
+exempt here from the honour of saving these poor, neglected, and wretched
+outcasts. I read of one infant, six years old, who has been twice as
+many times in the hands of the police as years have passed over his
+devoted head. These are the eggs from which gaol-birds are hatched; if
+you wish to check that dreadful brood, you must take the young and
+innocent, and have them reared by Christian hands.
+
+Lastly, I am rejoiced to find that there is on foot a scheme for a new
+Literary and Scientific Institution, which would be worthy even of this
+place, if there was nothing of the kind in it—an institution, as I
+understand it, where the words “exclusion” and “exclusiveness” shall be
+quite unknown—where all classes may assemble in common trust, respect,
+and confidence—where there shall be a great gallery of painting and
+statuary open to the inspection and admiration of all comers—where there
+shall be a museum of models in which industry may observe its various
+sources of manufacture, and the mechanic may work out new combinations,
+and arrive at new results—where the very mines under the earth and under
+the sea shall not be forgotten, but presented in little to the inquiring
+eye—an institution, in short, where many and many of the obstacles which
+now inevitably stand in the rugged way of the poor inventor shall be
+smoothed away, and where, if he have anything in him, he will find
+encouragement and hope.
+
+I observe with unusual interest and gratification, that a body of
+gentlemen are going for a time to lay aside their individual
+prepossessions on other subjects, and, as good citizens, are to be
+engaged in a design as patriotic as well can be. They have the intention
+of meeting in a few days to advance this great object, and I call upon
+you, in drinking this toast, to drink success to their endeavour, and to
+make it the pledge by all good means to promote it.
+
+If I strictly followed out the list of educational institutions in
+Birmingham, I should not have done here, but I intend to stop, merely
+observing that I have seen within a short walk of this place one of the
+most interesting and practical Institutions for the Deaf and Dumb that
+has ever come under my observation. I have seen in the factories and
+workshops of Birmingham such beautiful order and regularity, and such
+great consideration for the workpeople provided, that they might justly
+be entitled to be considered educational too. I have seen in your
+splendid Town Hall, when the cheap concerts are going on there, also an
+admirable educational institution. I have seen their results in the
+demeanour of your working people, excellently balanced by a nice
+instinct, as free from servility on the one hand, as from self-conceit on
+the other. It is a perfect delight to have need to ask a question, if
+only from the manner of the reply—a manner I never knew to pass unnoticed
+by an observant stranger. Gather up those threads, and a great marry
+more I have not touched upon, and weaving all into one good fabric,
+remember how much is included under the general head of the Educational
+Institutions of your town.
+
+
+
+
+XI.
+LONDON, APRIL 30, 1853.
+
+
+[At the annual Dinner of the Royal Academy, the President, Sir Charles
+Eastlake, proposed as a toast, “The Interests of Literature,” and
+selected for the representatives of the world of letters, the Dean of St.
+Paul’s and Mr. Charles Dickens. Dean Milman having returned thanks.]
+
+MR DICKENS then addressed the President, who, it should be mentioned,
+occupied a large and handsome chair, the back covered with crimson
+velvet, placed just before Stanfield’s picture of _The Victory_.
+
+Mr. Dickens, after tendering his acknowledgments of the toast, and the
+honour done him in associating his name with it, said that those
+acknowledgments were not the less heartfelt because he was unable to
+recognize in this toast the President’s usual disinterestedness; since
+English literature could scarcely be remembered in any place, and,
+certainly, not in a school of art, without a very distinct remembrance of
+his own tasteful writings, to say nothing of that other and better part
+of himself, which, unfortunately, was not visible upon these occasions.
+
+If, like the noble Lord, the Commander-in-Chief (Viscount Hardinge), he
+(Mr. Dickens) might venture to illustrate his brief thanks with one word
+of reference to the noble picture painted by a very dear friend of his,
+which was a little eclipsed that evening by the radiant and rubicund
+chair which the President now so happily toned down, he would beg leave
+to say that, as literature could nowhere be more appropriately honoured
+than in that place, so he thought she could nowhere feel a higher
+gratification in the ties that bound her to the sister arts. He ever
+felt in that place that literature found, through their instrumentality,
+always a new expression, and in a universal language.
+
+
+
+
+XII.
+LONDON, MAY 1, 1853.
+
+
+[At a dinner given by the Lord Mayor at the Mansion House, on the above
+date, Mr. Justice Talfourd proposed as a toast “Anglo-Saxon Literature,”
+and alluded to Mr. Dickens as having employed fiction as a means of
+awakening attention to the condition of the oppressed and suffering
+classes:—]
+
+“MR. DICKENS replied to this toast in a graceful and playful strain. In
+the former part of the evening, in reply to a toast on the chancery
+department, Vice-Chancellor Wood, who spoke in the absence of the Lord
+Chancellor, made a sort of defence of the Court of Chancery, not
+distinctly alluding to Bleak House, but evidently not without reference
+to it. The amount of what he said was, that the Court had received a
+great many more hard opinions than it merited; that they had been
+parsimoniously obliged to perform a great amount of business by a very
+inadequate number of judges; but that more recently the number of judges
+had been increased to seven, and there was reason to hope that all
+business brought before it would now be performed without unnecessary
+delay.
+
+“Mr. Dickens alluded playfully to this item of intelligence; said he was
+exceedingly happy to hear it, as he trusted now that a suit, in which he
+was greatly interested, would speedily come to an end. I heard a little
+by-conversation between Mr. Dickens and a gentleman of the bar, who sat
+opposite me, in which the latter seemed to be reiterating the same
+assertions, and I understood him to say, that a case not extraordinarily
+complicated might be got through with in three months. Mr. Dickens said
+he was very happy to hear it; but I fancied there was a little shade of
+incredulity in his manner; however, the incident showed one thing, that
+is, that the chancery were not insensible to the representations of
+Dickens; but the whole tone of the thing was quite good-natured and
+agreeable.” {113}
+
+
+
+
+XIII.
+BIRMINGHAM, DECEMBER 30, 1853.
+
+
+[The first of the Readings generously given by Mr. Charles Dickens on
+behalf of the Birmingham and Midland Institute, took place on Tuesday
+evening, December 27, 1853, at the Birmingham Town Hall, where,
+notwithstanding the inclemency of the weather, nearly two thousand
+persons had assembled. The work selected was the _Christmas Carol_. The
+high mimetic powers possessed by Mr. Dickens enabled him to personate
+with remarkable force the various characters of the story, and with
+admirable skill to pass rapidly from the hard, unbelieving Scrooge, to
+trusting and thankful Bob Cratchit, and from the genial fulness of
+Scrooge’s nephew, to the hideous mirth of the party assembled in Old Joe
+the Ragshop-keeper’s parlour. The reading occupied more than three
+hours, but so interested were the audience, that only one or two left the
+Hall previously to its termination, and the loud and frequent bursts of
+applause attested the successful discharge of the reader’s arduous task.
+On Thursday evening Mr. Dickens read _The Cricket on the Hearth_. The
+Hall was again well ruled, and the tale, though deficient in the dramatic
+interest of the _Carol_, was listened to with attention, and rewarded
+with repeated applause. On Friday evening, the _Christmas Carol_ was
+read a second time to a large assemblage of work-people, for whom, at Mr.
+Dickens’s special request, the major part of the vast edifice was
+reserved. Before commencing the tale, Mr. Dickens delivered the
+following brief address, almost every sentence of which was received with
+loudly expressed applause.]
+
+MY GOOD FRIENDS,—When I first imparted to the committee of the projected
+Institute my particular wish that on one of the evenings of my readings
+here the main body of my audience should be composed of working men and
+their families, I was animated by two desires; first, by the wish to have
+the great pleasure of meeting you face to face at this Christmas time,
+and accompany you myself through one of my little Christmas books; and
+second, by the wish to have an opportunity of stating publicly in your
+presence, and in the presence of the committee, my earnest hope that the
+Institute will, from the beginning, recognise one great principle—strong
+in reason and justice—which I believe to be essential to the very life of
+such an Institution. It is, that the working man shall, from the first
+unto the last, have a share in the management of an Institution which is
+designed for his benefit, and which calls itself by his name.
+
+I have no fear here of being misunderstood—of being supposed to mean too
+much in this. If there ever was a time when any one class could of
+itself do much for its own good, and for the welfare of society—which I
+greatly doubt—that time is unquestionably past. It is in the fusion of
+different classes, without confusion; in the bringing together of
+employers and employed; in the creating of a better common understanding
+among those whose interests are identical, who depend upon each other,
+who are vitally essential to each other, and who never can be in
+unnatural antagonism without deplorable results, that one of the chief
+principles of a Mechanics’ Institution should consist. In this world a
+great deal of the bitterness among us arises from an imperfect
+understanding of one another. Erect in Birmingham a great Educational
+Institution, properly educational; educational of the feelings as well as
+of the reason; to which all orders of Birmingham men contribute; in which
+all orders of Birmingham men meet; wherein all orders of Birmingham men
+are faithfully represented—and you will erect a Temple of Concord here
+which will be a model edifice to the whole of England.
+
+Contemplating as I do the existence of the Artisans’ Committee, which not
+long ago considered the establishment of the Institute so sensibly, and
+supported it so heartily, I earnestly entreat the gentlemen—earnest I
+know in the good work, and who are now among us,—by all means to avoid
+the great shortcoming of similar institutions; and in asking the working
+man for his confidence, to set him the great example and give him theirs
+in return. You will judge for yourselves if I promise too much for the
+working man, when I say that he will stand by such an enterprise with the
+utmost of his patience, his perseverance, sense, and support; that I am
+sure he will need no charitable aid or condescending patronage; but will
+readily and cheerfully pay for the advantages which it confers; that he
+will prepare himself in individual cases where he feels that the adverse
+circumstances around him have rendered it necessary; in a word, that he
+will feel his responsibility like an honest man, and will most honestly
+and manfully discharge it. I now proceed to the pleasant task to which I
+assure you I have looked forward for a long time.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At the close of the reading Mr. Dickens received a vote of thanks, and
+“three cheers, with three times three.” As soon as the enthusiasm of the
+audience would allow him to speak, Mr. Dickens said:—
+
+You have heard so much of my voice since we met to-night, that I will
+only say, in acknowledgment of this affecting mark of your regard, that I
+am truly and sincerely interested in you; that any little service I have
+rendered to you I have freely rendered from my heart; that I hope to
+become an honorary member of your great Institution, and will meet you
+often there when it becomes practically useful; that I thank you most
+affectionately for this new mark of your sympathy and approval; and that
+I wish you many happy returns of this great birthday-time, and many
+prosperous years.
+
+
+
+
+XIV.
+COMMERCIAL TRAVELLERS.
+LONDON, DECEMBER 30, 1854.
+
+
+[The following speech was made by Mr. Dickens at the Anniversary Dinner
+in commemoration of the foundation of the Commercial Travellers’ Schools,
+held at the London Tavern on the above date. Mr. Dickens presided on
+this occasion, and proposed the toasts.]
+
+I THINK it may be assumed that most of us here present know something
+about travelling. I do not mean in distant regions or foreign countries,
+although I dare say some of us have had experience in that way, but at
+home, and within the limits of the United Kingdom. I dare say most of us
+have had experience of the extinct “fast coaches,” the “Wonders,”
+“Taglionis,” and “Tallyhos,” of other days. I daresay most of us
+remember certain modest postchaises, dragging us down interminable roads,
+through slush and mud, to little country towns with no visible
+population, except half-a-dozen men in smock-frocks, half-a-dozen women
+with umbrellas and pattens, and a washed-out dog or so shivering under
+the gables, to complete the desolate picture. We can all discourse, I
+dare say, if so minded, about our recollections of the “Talbot,” the
+“Queen’s Head,” or the “Lion” of those days. We have all been to that
+room on the ground floor on one side of the old inn yard, not quite free
+from a certain fragrant smell of tobacco, where the cruets on the
+sideboard were usually absorbed by the skirts of the box-coats that hung
+from the wall; where awkward servants waylaid us at every turn, like so
+many human man-traps; where county members, framed and glazed, were
+eternally presenting that petition which, somehow or other, had made
+their glory in the county, although nothing else had ever come of it.
+Where the books in the windows always wanted the first, last, and middle
+leaves, and where the one man was always arriving at some unusual hour in
+the night, and requiring his breakfast at a similarly singular period of
+the day. I have no doubt we could all be very eloquent on the comforts
+of our favourite hotel, wherever it was—its beds, its stables, its vast
+amount of posting, its excellent cheese, its head waiter, its capital
+dishes, its pigeon-pies, or its 1820 port. Or possibly we could recal
+our chaste and innocent admiration of its landlady, or our fraternal
+regard for its handsome chambermaid. A celebrated domestic critic once
+writing of a famous actress, renowned for her virtue and beauty, gave her
+the character of being an “eminently gatherable-to-one’s-arms sort of
+person.” Perhaps some one amongst us has borne a somewhat similar
+tribute to the mental charms of the fair deities who presided at our
+hotels.
+
+With the travelling characteristics of later times, we are all, no doubt,
+equally familiar. We know all about that station to which we must take
+our ticket, although we never get there; and the other one at which we
+arrive after dark, certain to find it half a mile from the town, where
+the old road is sure to have been abolished, and the new road is going to
+be made—where the old neighbourhood has been tumbled down, and the new
+one is not half built up. We know all about that party on the platform
+who, with the best intentions, can do nothing for our luggage except
+pitch it into all sorts of unattainable places. We know all about that
+short omnibus, in which one is to be doubled up, to the imminent danger
+of the crown of one’s hat; and about that fly, whose leading peculiarity
+is never to be there when it is wanted. We know, too, how
+instantaneously the lights of the station disappear when the train
+starts, and about that grope to the new Railway Hotel, which will be an
+excellent house when the customers come, but which at present has nothing
+to offer but a liberal allowance of damp mortar and new lime.
+
+I record these little incidents of home travel mainly with the object of
+increasing your interest in the purpose of this night’s assemblage.
+Every traveller has a home of his own, and he learns to appreciate it the
+more from his wandering. If he has no home, he learns the same lesson
+unselfishly by turning to the homes of other men. He may have his
+experiences of cheerful and exciting pleasures abroad; but home is the
+best, after all, and its pleasures are the most heartily and enduringly
+prized. Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, every one must be prepared to
+learn that commercial travellers, as a body, know how to prize those
+domestic relations from which their pursuits so frequently sever them;
+for no one could possibly invent a more delightful or more convincing
+testimony to the fact than they themselves have offered in founding and
+maintaining a school for the children of deceased or unfortunate members
+of their own body; those children who now appeal to you in mute but
+eloquent terms from the gallery.
+
+It is to support that school, founded with such high and friendly
+objects, so very honourable to your calling, and so useful in its solid
+and practical results, that we are here to-night. It is to roof that
+building which is to shelter the children of your deceased friends with
+one crowning ornament, the best that any building can have, namely, a
+receipt stamp for the full amount of the cost. It is for this that your
+active sympathy is appealed to, for the completion of your own good work.
+You know how to put your hands to the plough in earnest as well as any
+men in existence, for this little book informs me that you raised last
+year no less a sum than £8000, and while fully half of that sum consisted
+of new donations to the building fund, I find that the regular revenue of
+the charity has only suffered to the extent of £30. After this, I most
+earnestly and sincerely say that were we all authors together, I might
+boast, if in my profession were exhibited the same unity and
+steadfastness I find in yours.
+
+I will not urge on you the casualties of a life of travel, or the
+vicissitudes of business, or the claims fostered by that bond of
+brotherhood which ought always to exist amongst men who are united in a
+common pursuit. You have already recognized those claims so nobly, that
+I will not presume to lay them before you in any further detail. Suffice
+it to say that I do not think it is in your nature to do things by
+halves. I do not think you could do so if you tried, and I have a moral
+certainty that you never will try. To those gentlemen present who are
+not members of the travellers’ body, I will say in the words of the
+French proverb, “Heaven helps those who help themselves.” The Commercial
+Travellers having helped themselves so gallantly, it is clear that the
+visitors who come as a sort of celestial representatives ought to bring
+that aid in their pockets which the precept teaches us to expect from
+them. With these few remarks, I beg to give you as a toast, “Success to
+the Commercial Travellers’ School.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In proposing the health of the Army in the Crimea, Mr. Dickens said:—
+
+IT does not require any extraordinary sagacity in a commercial assembly
+to appreciate the dire evils of war. The great interests of trade
+enfeebled by it, the enterprise of better times paralysed by it, all the
+peaceful arts bent down before it, too palpably indicate its character
+and results, so that far less practical intelligence than that by which I
+am surrounded would be sufficient to appreciate the horrors of war. But
+there are seasons when the evils of peace, though not so acutely felt,
+are immeasurably greater, and when a powerful nation, by admitting the
+right of any autocrat to do wrong, sows by such complicity the seeds of
+its own ruin, and overshadows itself in time to come with that fatal
+influence which great and ambitious powers are sure to exercise over
+their weaker neighbours.
+
+Therefore it is, ladies and gentlemen, that the tree has not its root in
+English ground from which the yard wand can be made that will measure—the
+mine has not its place in English soil that will supply the material of a
+pair of scales to weigh the influence that may be at stake in the war in
+which we are now straining all our energies. That war is, at any time
+and in any shape, a most dreadful and deplorable calamity, we need no
+proverb to tell us; but it is just because it is such a calamity, and
+because that calamity must not for ever be impending over us at the fancy
+of one man against all mankind, that we must not allow that man to darken
+from our view the figures of peace and justice between whom and us he now
+interposes.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, if ever there were a time when the true spirits of
+two countries were really fighting in the cause of human advancement and
+freedom—no matter what diplomatic notes or other nameless botherations,
+from number one to one hundred thousand and one, may have preceded their
+taking the field—if ever there were a time when noble hearts were
+deserving well of mankind by exposing themselves to the obedient bayonets
+of a rash and barbarian tyrant, it is now, when the faithful children of
+England and France are fighting so bravely in the Crimea. Those faithful
+children are the admiration and wonder of the world, so gallantly are
+they discharging their duty; and therefore I propose to an assembly,
+emphatically representing the interests and arts of peace, to drink the
+health of the Allied Armies of England and France, with all possible
+honours.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In proposing the health of the Treasurer, Mr. Dickens said:—
+
+If the President of this Institution had been here, I should possibly
+have made one of the best speeches you ever heard; but as he is not here,
+I shall turn to the next toast on my list:—“The health of your worthy
+Treasurer, Mr. George Moore,” a name which is a synonym for integrity,
+enterprise, public spirit, and benevolence. He is one of the most
+zealous officers I ever saw in my life; he appears to me to have been
+doing nothing during the last week but rushing into and out of
+railway-carriages, and making eloquent speeches at all sorts of public
+dinners in favour of this charity. Last evening he was at Manchester,
+and this evening he comes here, sacrificing his time and convenience, and
+exhausting in the meantime the contents of two vast leaden inkstands and
+no end of pens, with the energy of fifty bankers’ clerks rolled into one.
+But I clearly foresee that the Treasurer will have so much to do
+to-night, such gratifying sums to acknowledge and such large lines of
+figures to write in his books, that I feel the greatest consideration I
+can show him is to propose his health without further observation,
+leaving him to address you in his own behalf. I propose to you,
+therefore, the health of Mr. George Moore, the Treasurer of this charity,
+and I need hardly add that it is one which is to be drunk with all the
+honours.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Later in the evening, Mr. Dickens rose and said:—]
+
+So many travellers have been going up Mont Blanc lately, both in fact and
+in fiction, that I have heard recently of a proposal for the
+establishment of a Company to employ Sir Joseph Paxton to take it down.
+Only one of those travellers, however, has been enabled to bring Mont
+Blanc to Piccadilly, and, by his own ability and good humour, so to thaw
+its eternal ice and snow, as that the most timid lady may ascend it twice
+a-day, “during the holidays,” without the smallest danger or fatigue.
+Mr. Albert Smith, who is present amongst us to-night, is undoubtedly “a
+traveller.” I do not know whether he takes many orders, but this I can
+testify, on behalf of the children of his friends, that he gives them in
+the most liberal manner.
+
+We have also amongst us my friend Mr. Peter Cunningham, who is also a
+traveller, not only in right of his able edition of Goldsmith’s
+“Traveller,” but in right of his admirable Handbook, which proves him to
+be a traveller in the right spirit through all the labyrinths of London.
+We have also amongst us my friend Horace Mayhew, very well known also for
+his books, but especially for his genuine admiration of the company at
+that end of the room [_Mr. Dickens here pointed to the ladies gallery_],
+and who, whenever the fair sex is mentioned, will be found to have the
+liveliest personal interest in the conversation.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, I am about to propose to you the health of these
+three distinguished visitors. They are all admirable speakers, but Mr.
+Albert Smith has confessed to me, that on fairly balancing his own merits
+as a speaker and a singer, he rather thinks he excels in the latter art.
+I have, therefore, yielded to his estimate of himself, and I have now the
+pleasure of informing you that he will lead off the speeches of the other
+two gentlemen with a song. Mr. Albert Smith has just said to me in an
+earnest tone of voice, “What song would you recommend?” and I replied,
+“Galignani’s Messenger.” Ladies and gentlemen, I therefore beg to
+propose the health of Messrs. Albert Smith, Peter Cunningham, and Horace
+Mayhew, and call on the first-named gentleman for a song.
+
+
+
+
+XV.
+ADMINISTRATIVE REFORM.
+
+
+ THEATRE ROYAL, DRURY LANE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27, 1855.
+
+I CANNOT, I am sure, better express my sense of the kind reception
+accorded to me by this great assembly, than by promising to compress what
+I shall address to it within the closest possible limits. It is more
+than eighteen hundred years ago, since there was a set of men who
+“thought they should be heard for their much speaking.” As they have
+propagated exceedingly since that time, and as I observe that they
+flourish just now to a surprising extent about Westminster, I will do my
+best to avoid adding to the numbers of that prolific race. The noble
+lord at the head of the Government, when he wondered in Parliament about
+a week ago, that my friend, Mr. Layard, did not blush for having stated
+in this place what the whole country knows perfectly well to be true, and
+what no man in it can by possibility better know to be true than those
+disinterested supporters of that noble lord, who had the advantage of
+hearing him and cheering him night after night, when he first became
+premier—I mean that he did officially and habitually joke, at a time when
+this country was plunged in deep disgrace and distress—I say, that noble
+lord, when he wondered so much that the man of this age, who has, by his
+earnest and adventurous spirit, done the most to distinguish himself and
+it, did not blush for the tremendous audacity of having so come between
+the wind and his nobility, turned an airy period with reference to the
+private theatricals at Drury Lane Theatre. Now, I have some slight
+acquaintance with theatricals, private and public, and I will accept that
+figure of the noble lord. I will not say that if I wanted to form a
+company of Her Majesty’s servants, I think I should know where to put my
+hand on “the comic old gentleman;” nor, that if I wanted to get up a
+pantomime, I fancy I should know what establishment to go to for the
+tricks and changes; also, for a very considerable host of
+supernumeraries, to trip one another up in that contention with which
+many of us are familiar, both on these and on other boards, in which the
+principal objects thrown about are loaves and fishes. But I will try to
+give the noble lord the reason for these private theatricals, and the
+reason why, however ardently he may desire to ring the curtain down upon
+them, there is not the faintest present hope of their coming to a
+conclusion. It is this:—The public theatricals which the noble lord is
+so condescending as to manage are so intolerably bad, the machinery is so
+cumbrous, the parts so ill-distributed, the company so full of “walking
+gentlemen,” the managers have such large families, and are so bent upon
+putting those families into what is theatrically called “first
+business”—not because of their aptitude for it, but because they _are_
+their families, that we find ourselves obliged to organize an opposition.
+We have seen the _Comedy of Errors_ played so dismally like a tragedy
+that we really cannot bear it. We are, therefore, making bold to get up
+the _School of Reform_, and we hope, before the play is out, to improve
+that noble lord by our performance very considerably. If he object that
+we have no right to improve him without his license, we venture to claim
+that right in virtue of his orchestra, consisting of a very powerful
+piper, whom we always pay.
+
+Sir, as this is the first political meeting I have ever attended, and as
+my trade and calling is not associated with politics, perhaps it may be
+useful for me to show how I came to be here, because reasons similar to
+those which have influenced me may still be trembling in the balance in
+the minds of others. I want at all times, in full sincerity, to do my
+duty by my countrymen. If _I_ feel an attachment towards them, there is
+nothing disinterested or meritorious in that, for I can never too
+affectionately remember the confidence and friendship that they have long
+reposed in me. My sphere of action—which I shall never change—I shall
+never overstep, further than this, or for a longer period than I do
+to-night. By literature I have lived, and through literature I have been
+content to serve my country; and I am perfectly well aware that I cannot
+serve two masters. In my sphere of action I have tried to understand the
+heavier social grievances, and to help to set them right. When the
+_Times_ newspaper proved its then almost incredible case, in reference to
+the ghastly absurdity of that vast labyrinth of misplaced men and
+misdirected things, which had made England unable to find on the face of
+the earth, an enemy one-twentieth part so potent to effect the misery and
+ruin of her noble defenders as she has been herself, I believe that the
+gloomy silence into which the country fell was by far the darkest aspect
+in which a great people had been exhibited for many years. With shame
+and indignation lowering among all classes of society, and this new
+element of discord piled on the heaving basis of ignorance, poverty and
+crime, which is always below us—with little adequate expression of the
+general mind, or apparent understanding of the general mind, in
+Parliament—with the machinery of Government and the legislature going
+round and round, and the people fallen from it and standing aloof, as if
+they left it to its last remaining function of destroying itself, when it
+had achieved the destruction of so much that was dear to them—I did and
+do believe that the only wholesome turn affairs so menacing could
+possibly take, was, the awaking of the people, the outspeaking of the
+people, the uniting of the people in all patriotism and loyalty to effect
+a great peaceful constitutional change in the administration of their own
+affairs. At such a crisis this association arose; at such a crisis I
+joined it: considering its further case to be—if further case could
+possibly be needed—that what is everybody’s business is nobody’s
+business, that men must be gregarious in good citizenship as well as in
+other things, and that it is a law in nature that there must be a centre
+of attraction for particles to fly to, before any serviceable body with
+recognised functions can come into existence. This association has
+arisen, and we belong to it. What are the objections to it? I have
+heard in the main but three, which I will now briefly notice. It is said
+that it is proposed by this association to exercise an influence, through
+the constituencies, on the House of Commons. I have not the least
+hesitation in saying that I have the smallest amount of faith in the
+House of Commons at present existing and that I consider the exercise of
+such influence highly necessary to the welfare and honour of this
+country. I was reading no later than yesterday the book of Mr. Pepys,
+which is rather a favourite of mine, in which he, two hundred years ago,
+writing of the House of Commons, says:
+
+ “My cousin Roger Pepys tells me that it is matter of the greatest
+ grief to him in the world that he should be put upon this trust of
+ being a Parliament man; because he says nothing is done, that he can
+ see, out of any truth and sincerity, but mere envy and design.”
+
+Now, how it comes to pass that after two hundred years, and many years
+after a Reform Bill, the house of Commons is so little changed, I will
+not stop to inquire. I will not ask how it happens that bills which
+cramp and worry the people, and restrict their scant enjoyments, are so
+easily passed, and how it happens that measures for their real interests
+are so very difficult to be got through Parliament. I will not analyse
+the confined air of the lobby, or reduce to their primitive gases its
+deadening influences on the memory of that Honourable Member who was once
+a candidate for the honour of your—and my—independent vote and interest.
+I will not ask what is that Secretarian figure, full of blandishments,
+standing on the threshold, with its finger on its lips. I will not ask
+how it comes that those personal altercations, involving all the removes
+and definitions of Shakespeare’s Touchstone—the retort courteous—the quip
+modest—the reply churlish—the reproof valiant—the countercheck
+quarrelsome—the lie circumstantial and the lie direct—are of immeasurably
+greater interest in the House of Commons than the health, the taxation,
+and the education, of a whole people. I will not penetrate into the
+mysteries of that secret chamber in which the Bluebeard of Party keeps
+his strangled public questions, and with regard to which, when he gives
+the key to his wife, the new comer, he strictly charges her on no account
+to open the door. I will merely put it to the experience of everybody
+here, whether the House of Commons is not occasionally a little hard of
+hearing, a little dim of sight, a little slow of understanding, and
+whether, in short, it is not in a sufficiency invalided state to require
+close watching, and the occasional application of sharp stimulants; and
+whether it is not capable of considerable improvement? I believe that,
+in order to preserve it in a state of real usefulness and independence,
+the people must be very watchful and very jealous of it; and it must have
+its memory jogged; and be kept awake when it happens to have taken too
+much Ministerial narcotic; it must be trotted about, and must be bustled
+and pinched in a friendly way, as is the usage in such cases. I hold
+that no power can deprive us of the right to administer our functions as
+a body comprising electors from all parts of the country, associated
+together because their country is dearer to them than drowsy twaddle,
+unmeaning routine, or worn-out conventionalities.
+
+This brings me to objection number two. It is stated that this
+Association sets class against class. Is this so? (_Cries of_ “No.”)
+No, it finds class set against class, and seeks to reconcile them. I
+wish to avoid placing in opposition those two words—Aristocracy and
+People. I am one who can believe in the virtues and uses of both, and
+would not on any account deprive either of a single just right belonging
+to it. I will use, instead of these words, the terms, the governors and
+the governed. These two bodies the Association finds with a gulf between
+them, in which are lying, newly-buried, thousands on thousands of the
+bravest and most devoted men that even England ever bred. It is to
+prevent the recurrence of innumerable smaller evils, of which, unchecked,
+that great calamity was the crowning height and the necessary
+consummation, and to bring together those two fronts looking now so
+strangely at each other, that this Association seeks to help to bridge
+over that abyss, with a structure founded on common justice and supported
+by common sense. Setting class against class! That is the very parrot
+prattle that we have so long heard. Try its justice by the following
+example:—A respectable gentleman had a large establishment, and a great
+number of servants, who were good for nothing, who, when he asked them to
+give his children bread, gave them stones; who, when they were told to
+give those children fish, gave them serpents. When they were ordered to
+send to the East, they sent to the West; when they ought to have been
+serving dinner in the North, they were consulting exploded cookery books
+in the South; who wasted, destroyed, tumbled over one another when
+required to do anything, and were bringing everything to ruin. At last
+the respectable gentleman calls his house steward, and says, even then
+more in sorrow than in anger, “This is a terrible business; no fortune
+can stand it—no mortal equanimity can bear it! I must change my system;
+I must obtain servants who will do their duty.” The house steward throws
+up his eyes in pious horror, ejaculates “Good God, master, you are
+setting class against class!” and then rushes off into the servants’
+hall, and delivers a long and melting oration on that wicked feeling.
+
+I now come to the third objection, which is common among young gentlemen
+who are not particularly fit for anything but spending money which they
+have not got. It is usually comprised in the observation, “How very
+extraordinary it is that these Administrative Reform fellows can’t mind
+their own business.” I think it will occur to all that a very sufficient
+mode of disposing of this objection is to say, that it is our own
+business we mind when we come forward in this way, and it is to prevent
+it from being mismanaged by them. I observe from the Parliamentary
+debates—which have of late, by-the-bye, frequently suggested to me that
+there is this difference between the bull of Spain the bull of Nineveh,
+that, whereas, in the Spanish case, the bull rushes at the scarlet, in
+the Ninevite case, the scarlet rushes at the bull—I have observed from
+the Parliamentary debates that, by a curious fatality, there has been a
+great deal of the reproof valiant and the counter-check quarrelsome, in
+reference to every case, showing the necessity of Administrative Reform,
+by whomsoever produced, whensoever, and wheresoever. I daresay I should
+have no difficulty in adding two or three cases to the list, which I know
+to be true, and which I have no doubt would be contradicted, but I
+consider it a work of supererogation; for, if the people at large be not
+already convinced that a sufficient general case has been made out for
+Administrative Reform, I think they never can be, and they never will be.
+There is, however, an old indisputable, very well known story, which has
+so pointed a moral at the end of it that I will substitute it for a new
+case: by doing of which I may avoid, I hope, the sacred wrath of St.
+Stephen’s. Ages ago a savage mode of keeping accounts on notched sticks
+was introduced into the Court of Exchequer, and the accounts were kept,
+much as Robinson Crusoe kept his calendar on the desert island. In the
+course of considerable revolutions of time, the celebrated Cocker was
+born, and died; Walkinghame, of the Tutor’s Assistant, and well versed in
+figures, was also born, and died; a multitude of accountants,
+book-keepers, and actuaries, were born, and died. Still official routine
+inclined to these notched sticks, as if they were pillars of the
+constitution, and still the Exchequer accounts continued to be kept on
+certain splints of elm wood called “tallies.” In the reign of George
+III. an inquiry was made by some revolutionary spirit, whether pens, ink,
+and paper, slates and pencils, being in existence, this obstinate
+adherence to an obsolete custom ought to be continued, and whether a
+change ought not to be effected.
+
+All the red tape in the country grew redder at the bare mention of this
+bold and original conception, and it took till 1826 to get these sticks
+abolished. In 1834 it was found that there was a considerable
+accumulation of them; and the question then arose, what was to be done
+with such worn-out, worm-eaten, rotten old bits of wood? I dare say
+there was a vast amount of minuting, memoranduming, and despatch-boxing,
+on this mighty subject. The sticks were housed at Westminster, and it
+would naturally occur to any intelligent person that nothing could be
+easier than to allow them to be carried away for fire-wood by the
+miserable people who live in that neighbourhood. However, they never had
+been useful, and official routine required that they never should be, and
+so the order went forth that they were to be privately and confidentially
+burnt. It came to pass that they were burnt in a stove in the House of
+Lords. The stove, overgorged with these preposterous sticks, set fire to
+the panelling; the panelling set fire to the House of Lords; the House of
+Lords set fire to the House of Commons; the two houses were reduced to
+ashes; architects were called in to build others; we are now in the
+second million of the cost thereof; the national pig is not nearly over
+the stile yet; and the little old woman, Britannia, hasn’t got home
+to-night.
+
+Now, I think we may reasonably remark, in conclusion, that all obstinate
+adherence to rubbish which the time has long outlived, is certain to have
+in the soul of it more or less that is pernicious and destructive; and
+that will some day set fire to something or other; which, if given boldly
+to the winds would have been harmless; but which, obstinately retained,
+is ruinous. I believe myself that when Administrative Reform goes up it
+will be idle to hope to put it down, on this or that particular instance.
+The great, broad, and true cause that our public progress is far behind
+our private progress, and that we are not more remarkable for our private
+wisdom and success in matters of business than we are for our public
+folly and failure, I take to be as clearly established as the sun, moon,
+and stars. To set this right, and to clear the way in the country for
+merit everywhere: accepting it equally whether it be aristocratic or
+democratic, only asking whether it be honest or true, is, I take it, the
+true object of this Association. This object it seeks to promote by
+uniting together large numbers of the people, I hope, of all conditions,
+to the end that they may better comprehend, bear in mind, understand
+themselves, and impress upon others, the common public duty. Also, of
+which there is great need, that by keeping a vigilant eye on the
+skirmishers thrown out from time to time by the Party of Generals, they
+may see that their feints and manœuvres do not oppress the small
+defaulters and release the great, and that they do not gull the public
+with a mere field-day Review of Reform, instead of an earnest,
+hard-fought Battle. I have had no consultation with any one upon the
+subject, but I particularly wish that the directors may devise some means
+of enabling intelligent working men to join this body, on easier terms
+than subscribers who have larger resources. I could wish to see great
+numbers of them belong to us, because I sincerely believe that it would
+be good for the common weal.
+
+Said the noble Lord at the head of the Government, when Mr. Layard asked
+him for a day for his motion, “Let the hon. gentleman find a day for
+himself.”
+
+ “Now, in the names of all the gods at once,
+ Upon what meat doth this our Cæsar feed
+ That he is grown so great?”
+
+If our Cæsar will excuse me, I would take the liberty of reversing that
+cool and lofty sentiment, and I would say, “First Lord, your duty it is
+to see that no man is left to find a day for himself. See you, who take
+the responsibility of government, who aspire to it, live for it, intrigue
+for it, scramble for it, who hold to it tooth-and-nail when you can get
+it, see you that no man is left to find a day for himself. In this old
+country, with its seething hard-worked millions, its heavy taxes, its
+swarms of ignorant, its crowds of poor, and its crowds of wicked, woe the
+day when the dangerous man shall find a day for himself, because the head
+of the Government failed in his duty in not anticipating it by a brighter
+and a better one! Name you the day, First Lord; make a day; work for a
+day beyond your little time, Lord Palmerston, and History in return may
+then—not otherwise—find a day for you; a day equally associated with the
+contentment of the loyal, patient, willing-hearted English people, and
+with the happiness of your Royal Mistress and her fair line of children.”
+
+
+
+
+XVI.
+SHEFFIELD, DECEMBER 22, 1855.
+
+
+[On Saturday Evening Mr. Charles Dickens read his Christmas Carol in the
+Mechanics’ Hall in behalf of the funds of the Institute.
+
+After the reading the Mayor said, he had been charged by a few gentlemen
+in Sheffield to present to Mr. Dickens for his acceptance a very handsome
+service of table cutlery, a pair of razors, and a pair of fish carvers,
+as some substantial manifestation of their gratitude to Mr. Dickens for
+his kindness in coming to Sheffield. Henceforth the Christmas of 1855
+would be associated in his mind with the name of that gentleman.]
+
+MR. CHARLES DICKENS, in receiving the presentation, said, he accepted
+with heartfelt delight and cordial gratitude such beautiful specimens of
+Sheffield-workmanship; and he begged to assure them that the kind
+observations which had been made by the Mayor, and the way in which they
+had been responded to by that assembly, would never be obliterated from
+his remembrance. The present testified not only to the work of Sheffield
+hands, but to the warmth and generosity of Sheffield hearts. It was his
+earnest desire to do right by his readers, and to leave imaginative and
+popular literature associated with the private homes and public rights of
+the people of England. The case of cutlery with which he had been so
+kindly presented, should be retained as an heirloom in his family; and he
+assured them that he should ever be faithful to his death to the
+principles which had earned for him their approval. In taking his
+reluctant leave of them, he wished them many merry Christmases, and many
+happy new years.
+
+
+
+
+XVII.
+LONDON, FEBRUARY 9, 1858.
+
+
+[At the Anniversary Festival of the Hospital for Sick Children, on
+Tuesday, February the 9th, 1858, about one hundred and fifty gentlemen
+sat down to dinner, in the Freemasons’ Hall. Later in the evening all
+the seats in the gallery were filled with ladies interested in the
+success of the Hospital. After the usual loyal and other toasts, the
+Chairman, Mr. Dickens, proposed “Prosperity to the Hospital for Sick
+Children,” and said:—]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—It is one of my rules in life not to believe a man
+who may happen to tell me that he feels no interest in children. I hold
+myself bound to this principle by all kind consideration, because I know,
+as we all must, that any heart which could really toughen its affections
+and sympathies against those dear little people must be wanting in so
+many humanising experiences of innocence and tenderness, as to be quite
+an unsafe monstrosity among men. Therefore I set the assertion down,
+whenever I happen to meet with it—which is sometimes, though not often—as
+an idle word, originating possibly in the genteel languor of the hour,
+and meaning about as much as that knowing social lassitude, which has
+used up the cardinal virtues and quite found out things in general,
+usually does mean. I suppose it may be taken for granted that we, who
+come together in the name of children and for the sake of children,
+acknowledge that we have an interest in them; indeed, I have observed
+since I sit down here that we are quite in a childlike state altogether,
+representing an infant institution, and not even yet a grown-up company.
+A few years are necessary to the increase of our strength and the
+expansion of our figure; and then these tables, which now have a few
+tucks in them, will be let out, and then this hall, which now sits so
+easily upon us, will be too tight and small for us. Nevertheless, it is
+likely that even we are not without our experience now and then of spoilt
+children. I do not mean of our own spoilt children, because nobody’s own
+children ever were spoilt, but I mean the disagreeable children of our
+particular friends. We know by experience what it is to have them down
+after dinner, and, across the rich perspective of a miscellaneous dessert
+to see, as in a black dose darkly, the family doctor looming in the
+distance. We know, I have no doubt we all know, what it is to assist at
+those little maternal anecdotes and table entertainments illustrated with
+imitations and descriptive dialogue which might not be inaptly called,
+after the manner of my friend Mr. Albert Smith, the toilsome ascent of
+Miss Mary and the eruption (cutaneous) of Master Alexander. We know what
+it is when those children won’t go to bed; we know how they prop their
+eyelids open with their forefingers when they will sit up; how, when they
+become fractious, they say aloud that they don’t like us, and our nose is
+too long, and why don’t we go? And we are perfectly acquainted with
+those kicking bundles which are carried off at last protesting. An
+eminent eye-witness told me that he was one of a company of learned
+pundits who assembled at the house of a very distinguished philosopher of
+the last generation to hear him expound his stringent views concerning
+infant education and early mental development, and he told me that while
+the philosopher did this in very beautiful and lucid language, the
+philosopher’s little boy, for his part, edified the assembled sages by
+dabbling up to the elbows in an apple pie which had been provided for
+their entertainment, having previously anointed his hair with the syrup,
+combed it with his fork, and brushed it with his spoon. It is probable
+that we also have our similar experiences sometimes, of principles that
+are not quite practice, and that we know people claiming to be very wise
+and profound about nations of men who show themselves to be rather weak
+and shallow about units of babies.
+
+But, ladies and gentlemen, the spoilt children whom I have to present to
+you after this dinner of to-day are not of this class. I have glanced at
+these for the easier and lighter introduction of another, a very
+different, a far more numerous, and a far more serious class. The spoilt
+children whom I must show you are the spoilt children of the poor in this
+great city, the children who are, every year, for ever and ever
+irrevocably spoilt out of this breathing life of ours by tens of
+thousands, but who may in vast numbers be preserved if you, assisting and
+not contravening the ways of Providence, will help to save them. The two
+grim nurses, Poverty and Sickness, who bring these children before you,
+preside over their births, rock their wretched cradles, nail down their
+little coffins, pile up the earth above their graves. Of the annual
+deaths in this great town, their unnatural deaths form more than
+one-third. I shall not ask you, according to the custom as to the other
+class—I shall not ask you on behalf of these children to observe how good
+they are, how pretty they are, how clever they are, how promising they
+are, whose beauty they most resemble—I shall only ask you to observe how
+weak they are, and how like death they are! And I shall ask you, by the
+remembrance of everything that lies between your own infancy and that so
+miscalled second childhood when the child’s graces are gone and nothing
+but its helplessness remains; I shall ask you to turn your thoughts to
+_these_ spoilt children in the sacred names of Pity and Compassion.
+
+Some years ago, being in Scotland, I went with one of the most humane
+members of the humane medical profession, on a morning tour among some of
+the worst lodged inhabitants of the old town of Edinburgh. In the closes
+and wynds of that picturesque place—I am sorry to remind you what fast
+friends picturesqueness and typhus often are—we saw more poverty and
+sickness in an hour than many people would believe in a life. Our way
+lay from one to another of the most wretched dwellings, reeking with
+horrible odours; shut out from the sky, shut out from the air, mere pits
+and dens. In a room in one of these places, where there was an empty
+porridge-pot on the cold hearth, with a ragged woman and some ragged
+children crouching on the bare ground near it—where, I remember as I
+speak, that the very light, refracted from a high damp-stained and
+time-stained house-wall, came trembling in, as if the fever which had
+shaken everything else there had shaken even it—there lay, in an old
+egg-box which the mother had begged from a shop, a little feeble, wasted,
+wan, sick child. With his little wasted face, and his little hot, worn
+hands folded over his breast, and his little bright, attentive eyes, I
+can see him now, as I have seen him for several years, look in steadily
+at us. There he lay in his little frail box, which was not at all a bad
+emblem of the little body from which he was slowly parting—there he lay,
+quite quiet, quite patient, saying never a word. He seldom cried, the
+mother said; he seldom complained; “he lay there, seemin’ to woonder what
+it was a’ aboot.” God knows, I thought, as I stood looking at him, he
+had his reasons for wondering—reasons for wondering how it could possibly
+come to be that he lay there, left alone, feeble and full of pain, when
+he ought to have been as bright and as brisk as the birds that never got
+near him—reasons for wondering how he came to be left there, a little
+decrepid old man pining to death, quite a thing of course, as if there
+were no crowds of healthy and happy children playing on the grass under
+the summer’s sun within a stone’s throw of him, as if there were no
+bright, moving sea on the other side of the great hill overhanging the
+city; as if there were no great clouds rushing over it; as if there were
+no life, and movement, and vigour anywhere in the world—nothing but
+stoppage and decay. There he lay looking at us, saying, in his silence,
+more pathetically than I have ever heard anything said by any orator in
+my life, “Will you please to tell me what this means, strange man? and if
+you can give me any good reason why I should be so soon, so far advanced
+on my way to Him who said that children were to come into His presence
+and were not to be forbidden, but who scarcely meant, I think, that they
+should come by this hard road by which I am travelling; pray give that
+reason to me, for I seek it very earnestly and wonder about it very
+much;” and to my mind he has been wondering about it ever since. Many a
+poor child, sick and neglected, I have seen since that time in this
+London; many a poor sick child I have seen most affectionately and kindly
+tended by poor people, in an unwholesome house and under untoward
+circumstances, wherein its recovery was quite impossible; but at all such
+times I have seen my poor little drooping friend in his egg-box, and he
+has always addressed his dumb speech to me, and I have always found him
+wondering what it meant, and why, in the name of a gracious God, such
+things should be!
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, such things need not be, and will not be, if
+this company, which is a drop of the life-blood of the great
+compassionate public heart, will only accept the means of rescue and
+prevention which it is mine to offer. Within a quarter of a mile of this
+place where I speak, stands a courtly old house, where once, no doubt,
+blooming children were born, and grew up to be men and women, and
+married, and brought their own blooming children back to patter up the
+old oak staircase which stood but the other day, and to wonder at the old
+oak carvings on the chimney-pieces. In the airy wards into which the old
+state drawing-rooms and family bedchambers of that house are now
+converted are such little patients that the attendant nurses look like
+reclaimed giantesses, and the kind medical practitioner like an amiable
+Christian ogre. Grouped about the little low tables in the centre of the
+rooms are such tiny convalescents that they seem to be playing at having
+been ill. On the doll’s beds are such diminutive creatures that each
+poor sufferer is supplied with its tray of toys; and, looking round, you
+may see how the little tired, flushed cheek has toppled over half the
+brute creation on its way into the ark; or how one little dimpled arm has
+mowed down (as I saw myself) the whole tin soldiery of Europe. On the
+walls of these rooms are graceful, pleasant, bright, childish pictures.
+At the bed’s heads, are pictures of the figure which is the universal
+embodiment of all mercy and compassion, the figure of Him who was once a
+child himself, and a poor one. Besides these little creatures on the
+beds, you may learn in that place that the number of small Out-patients
+brought to that house for relief is no fewer than ten thousand in the
+compass of one single year. In the room in which these are received, you
+may see against the wall a box, on which it is written, that it has been
+calculated, that if every grateful mother who brings a child there will
+drop a penny into it, the Hospital funds may possibly be increased in a
+year by so large a sum as forty pounds. And you may read in the Hospital
+Report, with a glow of pleasure, that these poor women are so respondent
+as to have made, even in a toiling year of difficulty and high prices,
+this estimated forty, fifty pounds. In the printed papers of this same
+Hospital, you may read with what a generous earnestness the highest and
+wisest members of the medical profession testify to the great need of it;
+to the immense difficulty of treating children in the same hospitals with
+grown-up people, by reason of their different ailments and requirements,
+to the vast amount of pain that will be assuaged, and of life that will
+be saved, through this Hospital; not only among the poor, observe, but
+among the prosperous too, by reason of the increased knowledge of
+children’s illnesses, which cannot fail to arise from a more systematic
+mode of studying them. Lastly, gentlemen, and I am sorry to say, worst
+of all—(for I must present no rose-coloured picture of this place to
+you—I must not deceive you;) lastly, the visitor to this Children’s
+Hospital, reckoning up the number of its beds, will find himself perforce
+obliged to stop at very little over thirty; and will learn, with sorrow
+and surprise, that even that small number, so forlornly, so miserably
+diminutive, compared with this vast London, cannot possibly be
+maintained, unless the Hospital be made better known; I limit myself to
+saying better known, because I will not believe that in a Christian
+community of fathers and mothers, and brothers and sisters, it can fail,
+being better known, to be well and richly endowed.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, this, without a word of adornment—which I
+resolved when I got up not to allow myself—this is the simple case. This
+is the pathetic case which I have to put to you; not only on behalf of
+the thousands of children who annually die in this great city, but also
+on behalf of the thousands of children who live half developed, racked
+with preventible pain, shorn of their natural capacity for health and
+enjoyment. If these innocent creatures cannot move you for themselves,
+how can I possibly hope to move you in their name? The most delightful
+paper, the most charming essay, which the tender imagination of Charles
+Lamb conceived, represents him as sitting by his fireside on a winter
+night telling stories to his own dear children, and delighting in their
+society, until he suddenly comes to his old, solitary, bachelor self, and
+finds that they were but dream-children who might have been, but never
+were. “We are nothing,” they say to him; “less than nothing, and dreams.
+We are only what might have been, and we must wait upon the tedious shore
+of Lethe, millions of ages, before we have existence and a name.” “And
+immediately awaking,” he says, “I found myself in my arm chair.” The
+dream-children whom I would now raise, if I could, before every one of
+you, according to your various circumstances, should be the dear child
+you love, the dearer child you have lost, the child you might have had,
+the child you certainly have been. Each of these dream-children should
+hold in its powerful hand one of the little children now lying in the
+Child’s Hospital, or now shut out of it to perish. Each of these
+dream-children should say to you, “O, help this little suppliant in my
+name; O, help it for my sake!” Well!—And immediately awaking, you should
+find yourselves in the Freemasons’ Hall, happily arrived at the end of a
+rather long speech, drinking “Prosperity to the Hospital for Sick
+Children,” and thoroughly resolved that it shall flourish.
+
+
+
+
+XVIII.
+EDINBURGH, MARCH, 26, 1858.
+
+
+[On the above date Mr. Dickens gave a reading of his Christmas Carol in
+the Music Hall, before the members and subscribers of the Philosophical
+Institution. At the conclusion of the reading the Lord Provost of
+Edinburgh presented him with a massive silver wassail cup. Mr. Dickens
+acknowledged the tribute as follows:]
+
+MY LORD PROVOST, ladies, and gentlemen, I beg to assure you I am deeply
+sensible of your kind welcome, and of this beautiful and great surprise;
+and that I thank you cordially with all my heart. I never have
+forgotten, and I never can forget, that I have the honour to be a burgess
+and guild-brother of the Corporation of Edinburgh. As long as sixteen or
+seventeen years ago, the first great public recognition and encouragement
+I ever received was bestowed on me in this generous and magnificent
+city—in this city so distinguished in literature and so distinguished in
+the arts. You will readily believe that I have carried into the various
+countries I have since traversed, and through all my subsequent career,
+the proud and affectionate remembrance of that eventful epoch in my life;
+and that coming back to Edinburgh is to me like coming home.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, you have heard so much of my voice to-night, that I
+will not inflict on you the additional task of hearing any more. I am
+better reconciled to limiting myself to these very few words, because I
+know and feel full well that no amount of speech to which I could give
+utterance could possibly express my sense of the honour and distinction
+you have conferred on me, or the heartfelt gratification I derive from
+this reception.
+
+
+
+
+XIX.
+LONDON, MARCH 29, 1858.
+
+
+[At the thirteenth anniversary festival of the General Theatrical Fund,
+held at the Freemasons’ Tavern, at which Thackeray presided, Mr. Dickens
+made the following speech:]
+
+IN our theatrical experience as playgoers we are all equally accustomed
+to predict by certain little signs and portents on the stage what is
+going to happen there. When the young lady, an admiral’s daughter, is
+left alone to indulge in a short soliloquy, and certain smart
+spirit-rappings are heard to proceed immediately from beneath her feet,
+we foretell that a song is impending. When two gentlemen enter, for
+whom, by a happy coincidence, two chairs, and no more, are in waiting, we
+augur a conversation, and that it will assume a retrospective
+biographical character. When any of the performers who belong to the
+sea-faring or marauding professions are observed to arm themselves with
+very small swords to which are attached very large hilts, we predict that
+the affair will end in a combat. Carrying out the association of ideas,
+it may have occurred to some that when I asked my old friend in the chair
+to allow me to propose a toast I had him in my eye; and I have him now on
+my lips.
+
+The duties of a trustee of the Theatrical Fund, an office which I hold,
+are not so frequent or so great as its privileges. He is in fact a mere
+walking gentleman, with the melancholy difference that he has no one to
+love. If this advantage could be added to his character it would be one
+of a more agreeable nature than it is, and his forlorn position would be
+greatly improved. His duty is to call every half year at the bankers’,
+when he signs his name in a large greasy inconvenient book, to certain
+documents of which he knows nothing, and then he delivers it to the
+property man and exits anywhere.
+
+He, however, has many privileges. It is one of his privileges to watch
+the steady growth of an institution in which he takes great interest; it
+is one of his privileges to bear his testimony to the prudence, the
+goodness, the self-denial, and the excellence of a class of persons who
+have been too long depreciated, and whose virtues are too much denied,
+out of the depths of an ignorant and stupid superstition. And lastly, it
+is one of his privileges sometimes to be called on to propose the health
+of the chairman at the annual dinners of the institution, when that
+chairman is one for whose genius he entertains the warmest admiration,
+and whom he respects as a friend, and as one who does honour to
+literature, and in whom literature is honoured. I say when that is the
+case, he feels that this last privilege is a great and high one. From
+the earliest days of this institution I have ventured to impress on its
+managers, that they would consult its credit and success by choosing its
+chairmen as often as possible within the circle of literature and the
+arts; and I will venture to say that no similar institution has been
+presided over by so many remarkable and distinguished men. I am sure,
+however, that it never has had, and that it never will have, simply
+because it cannot have, a greater lustre cast upon it than by the
+presence of the noble English writer who fills the chair to-night.
+
+It is not for me at this time, and in this place, to take on myself to
+flutter before you the well-thumbed pages of Mr. Thackeray’s books, and
+to tell you to observe how full they are of wit and wisdom, how
+out-speaking, and how devoid of fear or favour; but I will take leave to
+remark, in paying my due homage and respect to them, that it is fitting
+that such a writer and such an institution should be brought together.
+Every writer of fiction, although he may not adopt the dramatic form,
+writes in effect for the stage. He may never write plays; but the truth
+and passion which are in him must be more or less reflected in the great
+mirror which he holds up to nature. Actors, managers, and authors are
+all represented in this company, and it maybe supposed that they all have
+studied the deep wants of the human heart in many theatres; but none of
+them could have studied its mysterious workings in any theatre to greater
+advantage than in the bright and airy pages of _Vanity Fair_. To this
+skilful showman, who has so often delighted us, and who has charmed us
+again to-night, we have now to wish God speed, and that he may continue
+for many years {150} to exercise his potent art. To him fill a bumper
+toast, and fervently utter, God bless him!
+
+
+
+
+XX.
+LONDON, APRIL 29, 1858.
+
+
+[The reader will already have observed that in the Christmas week of
+1853, and on several subsequent occasions, Mr. Dickens had read the
+_Christmas Carol_ and the _Chimes_ before public audiences, but always in
+aid of the funds of some institution, or for other benevolent purposes.
+The first reading he ever gave for his own benefit took place on the
+above date, in St. Martin’s Hall, (now converted into the Queen’s
+Theatre). This reading Mr. Dickens prefaced with the following speech:—]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—It may perhaps be in known to you that, for a few
+years past, I have been accustomed occasionally to read some of my
+shorter books, to various audiences, in aid of a variety of good objects,
+and at some charge to myself, both in time and money. It having at
+length become impossible in any reason to comply with these always
+accumulating demands, I have had definitively to choose between now and
+then reading on my own account, as one of my recognised occupations, or
+not reading at all. I have had little or no difficulty in deciding on
+the former course. The reasons that have led me to it—besides the
+consideration that it necessitates no departure whatever from the chosen
+pursuits of my life—are threefold: firstly, I have satisfied myself that
+it can involve no possible compromise of the credit and independence of
+literature; secondly, I have long held the opinion, and have long acted
+on the opinion, that in these times whatever brings a public man and his
+public face to face, on terms of mutual confidence and respect, is a good
+thing; thirdly, I have had a pretty large experience of the interest my
+hearers are so generous as to take in these occasions, and of the delight
+they give to me, as a tried means of strengthening those relations—I may
+almost say of personal friendship—which it is my great privilege and
+pride, as it is my great responsibility, to hold with a multitude of
+persons who will never hear my voice nor see my face. Thus it is that I
+come, quite naturally, to be here among you at this time; and thus it is
+that I proceed to read this little book, quite as composedly as I might
+proceed to write it, or to publish it in any other way.
+
+
+
+
+XXI.
+LONDON, MAY 1, 1858.
+
+
+[The following short speech was made at the Banquet of the Royal Academy,
+after the health of Mr. Dickens and Mr. Thackeray had been proposed by
+the President, Sir Charles Eastlake:—]
+
+FOLLOWING the order of your toast, I have to take the first part in the
+duet to be performed in acknowledgment of the compliment you have paid to
+literature. In this home of art I feel it to be too much an interchange
+of compliments, as it were, between near relations, to enter into any
+lengthened expression of our thanks for the honour you have done us. I
+feel that it would be changing this splendid assembly into a sort of
+family party. I may, however, take leave to say that your sister, whom I
+represent, is strong and healthy; that she has a very great affection
+for, and an undying interest in you, and that it is always a very great
+gratification to her to see herself so well remembered within these
+walls, and to know that she is an honoured guest at your hospitable
+board.
+
+
+
+
+XXII.
+LONDON, JULY 21, 1858.
+
+
+[On the above date, a public meeting was held at the Princess’s Theatre,
+for the purpose of establishing the now famous Royal Dramatic College.
+Mr. Charles Kean was the chairman, and Mr. Dickens delivered the
+following speech:]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—I think I may venture to congratulate you
+beforehand on the pleasant circumstance that the movers and seconders of
+the resolutions which will be submitted to you will, probably, have very
+little to say. Through the Report which you have heard read, and through
+the comprehensive address of the chairman, the cause which brings us
+together has been so very clearly stated to you, that it can stand in
+need of very little, if of any further exposition. But, as I have the
+honour to move the first resolution which this handsome gift, and the
+vigorous action that must be taken upon it, necessitate, I think I shall
+only give expression to what is uppermost in the general mind here, if I
+venture to remark that, many as the parts are in which Mr. Kean has
+distinguished himself on these boards, he has never appeared in one in
+which the large spirit of an artist, the feeling of a man, and the grace
+of a gentleman, have been more admirably blended than in this day’s
+faithful adherence to the calling of which he is a prosperous ornament,
+and in this day’s manly advocacy of its cause.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, the resolution entrusted to me is:
+
+“That the Report of the provisional committee be adopted, and that this
+meeting joyfully accepts, and gratefully acknowledges, the gift of five
+acres of land referred to in the said Report.” {153}
+
+It is manifest, I take it, that we are all agreed upon this acceptance
+and acknowledgment, and that we all know very well that this generous
+gift can inspire but one sentiment in the breast of every lover of the
+dramatic art. As it is far too often forgotten by those who are indebted
+to it for many a restorative flight out of this working-day world, that
+the silks, and velvets, and elegant costumes of its professors must be
+every night exchanged for the hideous coats and waistcoats of the present
+day, in which we have now the honour and the misfortune of appearing
+before you, so when we do meet with a nature so considerably generous as
+this donor’s, and do find an interest in the real life and struggles of
+the people who have delighted it, so very spontaneous and so very
+liberal, we have nothing to do but to accept and to admire, we have no
+duty left but to “take the goods the gods provide us,” and to make the
+best and the most of them. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to remark,
+that in this mode of turning a good gift to the highest account, lies the
+truest gratitude.
+
+In reference to this, I could not but reflect, whilst Mr. Kean was
+speaking, that in an hour or two from this time, the spot upon which we
+are now assembled will be transformed into the scene of a crafty and a
+cruel bond. I know that, a few hours hence, the Grand Canal of Venice
+will flow, with picturesque fidelity, on the very spot where I now stand
+dryshod, and that “the quality of mercy” will be beautifully stated to
+the Venetian Council by a learned young doctor from Padua, on these very
+boards on which we now enlarge upon the quality of charity and sympathy.
+Knowing this, it came into my mind to consider how different the real
+bond of to-day from the ideal bond of to-night. Now, all generosity, all
+forbearance, all forgetfulness of little jealousies and unworthy
+divisions, all united action for the general good. Then, all
+selfishness, all malignity, all cruelty, all revenge, and all evil,—now
+all good. Then, a bond to be broken within the compass of a few—three or
+four—swiftly passing hours,—now, a bond to be valid and of good effect
+generations hence.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, of the execution and delivery of this bond, between
+this generous gentleman on the one hand, and the united members of a too
+often and too long disunited art upon the other, be you the witnesses.
+Do you attest of everything that is liberal and free in spirit, that is
+“so nominated in the bond;” and of everything that is grudging,
+self-seeking, unjust, or unfair, that it is by no sophistry ever to be
+found there. I beg to move the resolution which I have already had the
+pleasure of reading.
+
+
+
+
+XXIII.
+MANCHESTER, DECEMBER 3, 1858.
+
+
+[The following speech was delivered at the annual meeting of the
+Institutional Association of Lancashire and Cheshire, held in the
+Free-trade Hall on the evening of the above day, at which Mr. Dickens
+presided.]
+
+IT has of late years become noticeable in England that the autumn season
+produces an immense amount of public speaking. I notice that no sooner
+do the leaves begin to fall from the trees, than pearls of great price
+begin to fall from the lips of the wise men of the east, and north, and
+west, and south; and anybody may have them by the bushel, for the picking
+up. Now, whether the comet has this year had a quickening influence on
+this crop, as it is by some supposed to have had upon the corn-harvest
+and the vintage, I do not know; but I do know that I have never observed
+the columns of the newspapers to groan so heavily under a pressure of
+orations, each vying with the other in the two qualities of having little
+or nothing to do with the matter in hand, and of being always addressed
+to any audience in the wide world rather than the audience to which it
+was delivered.
+
+The autumn having gone, and the winter come, I am so sanguine as to hope
+that we in our proceedings may break through this enchanted circle and
+deviate from this precedent; the rather as we have something real to do,
+and are come together, I am sure, in all plain fellowship and
+straightforwardness, to do it. We have no little straws of our own to
+throw up to show us which way any wind blows, and we have no oblique
+biddings of our own to make for anything outside this hall.
+
+At the top of the public announcement of this meeting are the words,
+“Institutional Association of Lancashire and Cheshire.” Will you allow
+me, in reference to the meaning of those words, to present myself before
+you as the embodied spirit of ignorance recently enlightened, and to put
+myself through a short, voluntary examination as to the results of my
+studies. To begin with: the title did not suggest to me anything in the
+least like the truth. I have been for some years pretty familiar with
+the terms, “Mechanics’ Institutions,” and “Literary Societies,” but they
+have, unfortunately, become too often associated in my mind with a body
+of great pretensions, lame as to some important member or other, which
+generally inhabits a new house much too large for it, which is seldom
+paid for, and which takes the name of the mechanics most grievously in
+vain, for I have usually seen a mechanic and a dodo in that place
+together.
+
+I, therefore, began my education, in respect of the meaning of this
+title, very coldly indeed, saying to myself, “Here’s the old story.” But
+the perusal of a very few lines of my book soon gave me to understand
+that it was not by any means the old story; in short, that this
+association is expressly designed to correct the old story, and to
+prevent its defects from becoming perpetuated. I learnt that this
+Institutional Association is the union, in one central head, of one
+hundred and fourteen local Mechanics’ Institutions and Mutual Improvement
+Societies, at an expense of no more than five shillings to each society;
+suggesting to all how they can best communicate with and profit by the
+fountain-head and one another; keeping their best aims steadily before
+them; advising them how those aims can be best attained; giving a direct
+end and object to what might otherwise easily become waste forces; and
+sending among them not only oral teachers, but, better still, boxes of
+excellent books, called “Free Itinerating Libraries.” I learned that
+these books are constantly making the circuit of hundreds upon hundreds
+of miles, and are constantly being read with inexpressible relish by
+thousands upon thousands of toiling people, but that they are never
+damaged or defaced by one rude hand. These and other like facts lead me
+to consider the immense importance of the fact, that no little cluster of
+working men’s cottages can arise in any Lancashire or Cheshire valley, at
+the foot of any running stream which enterprise hunts out for
+water-power, but it has its educational friend and companion ready for
+it, willing for it, acquainted with its thoughts and ways and turns of
+speech even before it has come into existence.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the main consideration that has
+brought me here. No central association at a distance could possibly do
+for those working men what this local association does. No central
+association at a distance could possibly understand them as this local
+association does. No central association at a distance could possibly
+put them in that familiar and easy communication one with another, as
+that I, man or boy, eager for knowledge, in that valley seven miles off,
+should know of you, man or boy, eager for knowledge, in that valley
+twelve miles off, and should occasionally trudge to meet you, that you
+may impart your learning in one branch of acquisition to me, whilst I
+impart mine in another to you. Yet this is distinctly a feature, and a
+most important feature, of this society.
+
+On the other hand, it is not to be supposed that these honest men,
+however zealous, could, as a rule, succeed in establishing and
+maintaining their own institutions of themselves. It is obvious that
+combination must materially diminish their cost, which is in time a vital
+consideration; and it is equally obvious that experience, essential to
+the success of all combination, is especially so when its object is to
+diffuse the results of experience and of reflection.
+
+Well, ladies and gentlemen, the student of the present profitable history
+of this society does not stop here in his learning; when he has got so
+far, he finds with interest and pleasure that the parent society at
+certain stated periods invites the more eager and enterprising members of
+the local society to submit themselves to voluntary examination in
+various branches of useful knowledge, of which examination it takes the
+charge and arranges the details, and invites the successful candidates to
+come to Manchester to receive the prizes and certificates of merit which
+it impartially awards. The most successful of the competitors in the
+list of these examinations are now among us, and these little marks of
+recognition and encouragement I shall have the honour presently of giving
+them, as they come before you, one by one, for that purpose.
+
+I have looked over a few of those examination papers, which have
+comprised history, geography, grammar, arithmetic, book-keeping, decimal
+coinage, mensuration, mathematics, social economy, the French language—in
+fact, they comprise all the keys that open all the locks of knowledge. I
+felt most devoutly gratified, as to many of them, that they had not been
+submitted to me to answer, for I am perfectly sure that if they had been,
+I should have had mighty little to bestow upon myself to-night. And yet
+it is always to be observed and seriously remembered that these
+examinations are undergone by people whose lives have been passed in a
+continual fight for bread, and whose whole existence, has been a constant
+wrestle with
+
+ “Those twin gaolers of the daring heart—
+ Low birth and iron fortune.” {161}
+
+I could not but consider, with extraordinary admiration, that these
+questions have been replied to, not by men like myself, the business of
+whose life is with writing and with books, but by men, the business of
+whose life is with tools and with machinery.
+
+Let me endeavour to recall, as well as my memory will serve me, from
+among the most interesting cases of prize-holders and certificate-gainers
+who will appear before you, some two or three of the most conspicuous
+examples. There are two poor brothers from near Chorley, who work from
+morning to night in a coal-pit, and who, in all weathers, have walked
+eight miles a-night, three nights a-week, to attend the classes in which
+they have gained distinction. There are two poor boys from Bollington,
+who begin life as piecers at one shilling or eighteen-pence a-week, and
+the father of one of whom was cut to pieces by the machinery at which he
+worked, but not before he had himself founded the institution in which
+this son has since come to be taught. These two poor boys will appear
+before you to-night, to take the second-class prize in chemistry. There
+is a plasterer from Bury, sixteen years of age, who took a third-class
+certificate last year at the hands of Lord Brougham; he is this year
+again successful in a competition three times as severe. There is a
+wagon-maker from the same place, who knew little or absolutely nothing
+until he was a grown man, and who has learned all he knows, which is a
+great deal, in the local institution. There is a chain-maker, in very
+humble circumstances, and working hard all day, who walks six miles
+a-night, three nights a-week, to attend the classes in which he has won
+so famous a place. There is a moulder in an iron foundry, who, whilst he
+was working twelve hours a day before the furnace, got up at four o’clock
+in the morning to learn drawing. “The thought of my lads,” he writes in
+his modest account of himself, “in their peaceful slumbers above me, gave
+me fresh courage, and I used to think that if I should never receive any
+personal benefit, I might instruct them when they came to be of an age to
+understand the mighty machines and engines which have made our country,
+England, pre-eminent in the world’s history.” There is a piecer at
+mule-frames, who could not read at eighteen, who is now a man of little
+more than thirty, who is the sole support of an aged mother, who is
+arithmetical teacher in the institution in which he himself was taught,
+who writes of himself that he made the resolution never to take up a
+subject without keeping to it, and who has kept to it with such an
+astonishing will, that he is now well versed in Euclid and Algebra, and
+is the best French scholar in Stockport. The drawing-classes in that
+same Stockport are taught by a working blacksmith; and the pupils of that
+working blacksmith will receive the highest honours of to-night. Well
+may it be said of that good blacksmith, as it was written of another of
+his trade, by the American poet:
+
+ “Toiling, rejoicing, sorrowing,
+ Onward through life he goes;
+ Each morning sees some task begun,
+ Each evening sees its clause.
+ Something attempted, something done,
+ Has earn’d a night’s repose.”
+
+To pass from the successful candidates to the delegates from local
+societies now before me, and to content myself with one instance from
+amongst them. There is among their number a most remarkable man, whose
+history I have read with feelings that I could not adequately express
+under any circumstances, and least of all when I know he hears me, who
+worked when he was a mere baby at hand-loom weaving until he dropped from
+fatigue: who began to teach himself as soon as he could earn five
+shillings a-week: who is now a botanist, acquainted with every production
+of the Lancashire valley: who is a naturalist, and has made and preserved
+a collection of the eggs of British birds, and stuffed the birds: who is
+now a conchologist, with a very curious, and in some respects an original
+collection of fresh-water shells, and has also preserved and collected
+the mosses of fresh water and of the sea: who is worthily the president
+of his own local Literary Institution, and who was at his work this time
+last night as foreman in a mill.
+
+So stimulating has been the influence of these bright examples, and many
+more, that I notice among the applications from Blackburn for preliminary
+test examination papers, one from an applicant who gravely fills up the
+printed form by describing himself as ten years of age, and who, with
+equal gravity, describes his occupation as “nursing a little child.” Nor
+are these things confined to the men. The women employed in factories,
+milliners’ work, and domestic service, have begun to show, as it is
+fitting they should, a most decided determination not to be outdone by
+the men; and the women of Preston in particular, have so honourably
+distinguished themselves, and shown in their examination papers such an
+admirable knowledge of the science of household management and household
+economy, that if I were a working bachelor of Lancashire or Cheshire, and
+if I had not cast my eye or set my heart upon any lass in particular, I
+should positively get up at four o’clock in the morning with the
+determination of the iron-moulder himself, and should go to Preston in
+search of a wife.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, these instances, and many more, daily
+occurring, always accumulating, are surely better testimony to the
+working of this Association, than any number of speakers could possibly
+present to you. Surely the presence among us of these indefatigable
+people is the Association’s best and most effective triumph in the
+present and the past, and is its noblest stimulus to effort in the
+future. As its temporary mouth-piece, I would beg to say to that portion
+of the company who attend to receive the prizes, that the institution can
+never hold itself apart from them;—can never set itself above them; that
+their distinction and success must be its distinction and success; and
+that there can be but one heart beating between them and it. In
+particular, I would most especially entreat them to observe that nothing
+will ever be further from this Association’s mind than the impertinence
+of patronage. The prizes that it gives, and the certificates that it
+gives, are mere admiring assurances of sympathy with so many striving
+brothers and sisters, and are only valuable for the spirit in which they
+are given, and in which they are received. The prizes are money prizes,
+simply because the Institution does not presume to doubt that persons who
+have so well governed themselves, know best how to make a little money
+serviceable—because it would be a shame to treat them like grown-up
+babies by laying it out for them, and because it knows it is given, and
+knows it is taken, in perfect clearness of purpose, perfect trustfulness,
+and, above all, perfect independence.
+
+Ladies and Gentlemen, reverting once more to the whole collective
+audience before me, I will, in another two minutes, release the hold
+which your favour has given me on your attention. Of the advantages of
+knowledge I have said, and I shall say, nothing. Of the certainty with
+which the man who grasps it under difficulties rises in his own respect
+and in usefulness to the community, I have said, and I shall say,
+nothing. In the city of Manchester, in the county of Lancaster, both of
+them remarkable for self-taught men, that were superfluous indeed. For
+the same reason I rigidly abstain from putting together any of the
+shattered fragments of that poor clay image of a parrot, which was once
+always saying, without knowing why, or what it meant, that knowledge was
+a dangerous thing. I should as soon think of piecing together the
+mutilated remains of any wretched Hindoo who has been blown from an
+English gun. Both, creatures of the past, have been—as my friend Mr.
+Carlyle vigorously has it—“blasted into space;” and there, as to this
+world, is an end of them.
+
+So I desire, in conclusion, only to sound two strings. In the first
+place, let me congratulate you upon the progress which real mutual
+improvement societies are making at this time in your neighbourhood,
+through the noble agency of individual employers and their families, whom
+you can never too much delight to honour. Elsewhere, through the agency
+of the great railway companies, some of which are bestirring themselves
+in this matter with a gallantry and generosity deserving of all praise.
+Secondly and lastly, let me say one word out of my own personal heart,
+which is always very near to it in this connexion. Do not let us, in the
+midst of the visible objects of nature, whose workings we can tell of in
+figures, surrounded by machines that can be made to the thousandth part
+of an inch, acquiring every day knowledge which can be proved upon a
+slate or demonstrated by a microscope—do not let us, in the laudable
+pursuit of the facts that surround us, neglect the fancy and the
+imagination which equally surround us as a part of the great scheme. Let
+the child have its fables; let the man or woman into which it changes,
+always remember those fables tenderly. Let numerous graces and ornaments
+that cannot be weighed and measured, and that seem at first sight idle
+enough, continue to have their places about us, be we never so wise. The
+hardest head may co-exist with the softest heart. The union and just
+balance of those two is always a blessing to the possessor, and always a
+blessing to mankind. The Divine Teacher was as gentle and considerate as
+He was powerful and wise. You all know how He could still the raging of
+the sea, and could hush a little child. As the utmost results of the
+wisdom of men can only be at last to help to raise this earth to that
+condition to which His doctrine, untainted by the blindnesses and
+passions of men, would have exalted it long ago; so let us always
+remember that He set us the example of blending the understanding and the
+imagination, and that, following it ourselves, we tread in His steps, and
+help our race on to its better and best days. Knowledge, as all
+followers of it must know, has a very limited power indeed, when it
+informs the head alone; but when it informs the head and the heart too,
+it has a power over life and death, the body and the soul, and dominates
+the universe.
+
+
+
+
+XXIV.
+COVENTRY, DECEMBER 4, 1858.
+
+
+[On the above evening, a public dinner was held at the Castle Hotel, on
+the occasion of the presentation to Mr. Charles Dickens of a gold watch,
+as a mark of gratitude for the reading of his Christmas Carol, given in
+December of the previous year, in aid of the funds of the Coventry
+Institute. The chair was taken by C. W. Hoskyns, Esq. Mr. Dickens
+ackowledged the testimonial in the following words:]
+
+MR. CHAIRMAN, Mr. Vice-chairman, and Gentlemen,—I hope your minds will be
+greatly relieved by my assuring you that it is one of the rules of my
+life never to make a speech about myself. If I knowingly did so, under
+any circumstances, it would be least of all under such circumstances as
+these, when its effect on my acknowledgment of your kind regard, and this
+pleasant proof of it, would be to give me a certain constrained air,
+which I fear would contrast badly with your greeting, so cordial, so
+unaffected, so earnest, and so true. Furthermore, your Chairman has
+decorated the occasion with a little garland of good sense, good feeling,
+and good taste; so that I am sure that any attempt at additional ornament
+would be almost an impertinence.
+
+Therefore I will at once say how earnestly, how fervently, and how deeply
+I feel your kindness. This watch, with which you have presented me,
+shall be my companion in my hours of sedentary working at home, and in my
+wanderings abroad. It shall never be absent from my side, and it shall
+reckon off the labours of my future days; and I can assure you that after
+this night the object of those labours will not less than before be to
+uphold the right and to do good. And when I have done with time and its
+measurement, this watch shall belong to my children; and as I have seven
+boys, and as they have all begun to serve their country in various ways,
+or to elect into what distant regions they shall roam, it is not only
+possible, but probable, that this little voice will be heard scores of
+years hence, who knows? in some yet unfounded city in the wilds of
+Australia, or communicating Greenwich time to Coventry Street, Japan.
+
+Once again, and finally, I thank you; and from my heart of hearts, I can
+assure you that the memory of to-night, and of your picturesque and
+interesting city, will never be absent from my mind, and I can never more
+hear the lightest mention of the name of Coventry without having inspired
+in my breast sentiments of unusual emotion and unusual attachment.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Later in the evening, in proposing the health of the Chairman, Mr.
+Dickens said:]
+
+THERE may be a great variety of conflicting opinions with regard to
+farming, and especially with reference to the management of a clay farm;
+but, however various opinions as to the merits of a clay farm may be,
+there can be but one opinion as to the merits of a clay farmer,—and it is
+the health of that distinguished agriculturist which I have to propose.
+
+In my ignorance of the subject, I am bound to say that it may be, for
+anything I know, indeed I am ready to admit that it _is_, exceedingly
+important that a clay farm should go for a number of years to waste; but
+I claim some knowledge as to the management of a clay farmer, and I
+positively object to his ever lying fallow. In the hope that this very
+rich and teeming individual may speedily be ploughed up, and that, we
+shall gather into our barns and store-houses the admirable crop of
+wisdom, which must spring up when ever he is sown, I take leave to
+propose his health, begging to assure him that the kind manner in which
+he offered to me your very valuable present, I can never forget.
+
+
+
+
+XXV.
+LONDON, MARCH 29, 1862.
+
+
+[At a Dinner of the Artists’ General Benevolent Institution, the
+following Address was delivered by Mr. Charles Dickens from the chair:—]
+
+SEVEN or eight years ago, without the smallest expectation of ever being
+called upon to fill the chair at an anniversary festival of the Artists’
+General Benevolent Institution, and without the remotest reference to
+such an occasion, I selected the administration of that Charity as the
+model on which I desired that another should be reformed, both as
+regarded the mode in which the relief was afforded, and the singular
+economy with which its funds were administered. As a proof of the latter
+quality during the past year, the cost of distributing £1,126 among the
+recipients of the bounty of the Charity amounted to little more than
+£100, inclusive of all office charges and expenses. The experience and
+knowledge of those entrusted with the management of the funds are a
+guarantee that the last available farthing of the funds will be
+distributed among proper and deserving recipients. Claiming, on my part,
+to be related in some degree to the profession of an artist, I disdain to
+stoop to ask for charity, in the ordinary acceptation of the term, on
+behalf of the Artists. In its broader and higher signification of
+generous confidence, lasting trustfulness, love and confiding belief, I
+very readily associate that cardinal virtue with art. I decline to
+present the artist to the notice of the public as a grown-up child, or as
+a strange, unaccountable, moon-stricken person, waiting helplessly in the
+street of life to be helped over the road by the crossing-sweeper; on the
+contrary, I present the artist as a reasonable creature, a sensible
+gentleman, and as one well acquainted with the value of his time, and
+that of other people, as if he were in the habit of going on high ’Change
+every day. The Artist whom I wish to present to the notice of the
+Meeting is one to whom the perfect enjoyment of the five senses is
+essential to every achievement of his life. He can gain no wealth nor
+fame by buying something which he never touched, and selling it to
+another who would also never touch or see it, but was compelled to strike
+out for himself every spark of fire which lighted, burned, and perhaps
+consumed him. He must win the battle of life with his own hand, and with
+his own eyes, and was obliged to act as general, captain, ensign,
+non-commissioned officer, private, drummer, great arms, small arms,
+infantry, cavalry, all in his own unaided self. When, therefore, I ask
+help for the artist, I do not make my appeal for one who was a cripple
+from his birth, but I ask it as part payment of a great debt which all
+sensible and civilised creatures owe to art, as a mark of respect to art,
+as a decoration—not as a badge—as a remembrance of what this land, or any
+land, would be without art, and as the token of an appreciation of the
+works of the most successful artists of this country. With respect to
+the society of which I am the advocate, I am gratified that it is so
+liberally supported by the most distinguished artists, and that it has
+the confidence of men who occupy the highest rank as artists, above the
+reach of reverses, and the most distinguished in success and fame, and
+whose support is above all price. Artists who have obtained wide-world
+reputation know well that many deserving and persevering men, or their
+widows and orphans, have received help from this fund, and some of the
+artists who have received this help are now enrolled among the
+subscribers to the Institution.
+
+
+
+
+XXVI.
+LONDON, MAY 20, 1862.
+
+
+[The following speech was made by Mr. Dickens, in his capacity as
+chairman, at the annual Festival of the Newsvendors’ and Provident
+Institution, held at the Freemasons’ Tavern on the above date.]
+
+WHEN I had the honour of being asked to preside last year, I was
+prevented by indisposition, and I besought my friend, Mr. Wilkie Collins,
+to reign in my stead. He very kindly complied, and made an excellent
+speech. Now I tell you the truth, that I read that speech with
+considerable uneasiness, for it inspired me with a strong misgiving that
+I had better have presided last year with neuralgia in my face and my
+subject in my head, rather than preside this year with my neuralgia all
+gone and my subject anticipated. Therefore, I wish to preface the toast
+this evening by making the managers of this Institution one very solemn
+and repentant promise, and it is, if ever I find myself obliged to
+provide a substitute again, they may rely upon my sending the most
+speechless man of my acquaintance.
+
+The Chairman last year presented you with an amiable view of the
+universality of the newsman’s calling. Nothing, I think, is left for me
+but to imagine the newsman’s burden itself, to unfold one of those
+wonderful sheets which he every day disseminates, and to take a
+bird’s-eye view of its general character and contents. So, if you
+please, choosing my own time—though the newsman cannot choose his time,
+for he must be equally active in winter or summer, in sunshine or sleet,
+in light or darkness, early or late—but, choosing my own time, I shall
+for two or three moments start off with the newsman on a fine May
+morning, and take a view of the wonderful broadsheets which every day he
+scatters broadcast over the country. Well, the first thing that occurs
+to me following the newsman is, that every day we are born, that every
+day we are married—some of us—and that every day we are dead;
+consequently, the first thing the newsvendor’s column informs me is, that
+Atkins has been born, that Catkins has been married, and that Datkins is
+dead. But the most remarkable thing I immediately discover in the next
+column, is that Atkins has grown to be seventeen years old, and that he
+has run away; for, at last, my eye lights on the fact that William A.,
+who is seventeen years old, is adjured immediately to return to his
+disconsolate parents, and everything will be arranged to the satisfaction
+of everyone. I am afraid he will never return, simply because, if he had
+meant to come back, he would never have gone away. Immediately below, I
+find a mysterious character in such a mysterious difficulty that it is
+only to be expressed by several disjointed letters, by several figures,
+and several stars; and then I find the explanation in the intimation that
+the writer has given his property over to his uncle, and that the
+elephant is on the wing. Then, still glancing over the shoulder of my
+industrious friend, the newsman, I find there are great fleets of ships
+bound to all parts of the earth, that they all want a little more
+stowage, a little more cargo, that they have a few more berths to let,
+that they have all the most spacious decks, that they are all built of
+teak, and copper-bottomed, that they all carry surgeons of experience,
+and that they are all A1 at Lloyds’, and anywhere else. Still glancing
+over the shoulder of my friend the newsman, I find I am offered all kinds
+of house-lodging, clerks, servants, and situations, which I can possibly
+or impossibly want. I learn, to my intense gratification, that I need
+never grow old, that I may always preserve the juvenile bloom of my
+complexion; that if ever I turn ill it is entirely my own fault; that if
+I have any complaint, and want brown cod-liver oil or Turkish baths, I am
+told where to get them, and that, if I want an income of seven pounds
+a-week, I may have it by sending half-a-crown in postage-stamps. Then I
+look to the police intelligence, and I can discover that I may bite off a
+human living nose cheaply, but if I take off the dead nose of a pig or a
+calf from a shop-window, it will cost me exceedingly dear. I also find
+that if I allow myself to be betrayed into the folly of killing an
+inoffensive tradesman on his own door-step, that little incident will not
+affect the testimonials to my character, but that I shall be described as
+a most amiable young man, and as, above all things, remarkable for the
+singular inoffensiveness of my character and disposition. Then I turn my
+eye to the Fine Arts, and, under that head, I see that a certain “J. O.”
+has most triumphantly exposed a certain “J. O. B.,” which “J. O. B.” was
+remarkable for this particular ugly feature, that I was requested to
+deprive myself of the best of my pictures for six months; that for that
+time it was to be hung on a wet wall, and that I was to be requited for
+my courtesy in having my picture most impertinently covered with a wet
+blanket. To sum up the results of a glance over my newsman’s shoulder,
+it gives a comprehensive knowledge of what is going on over the continent
+of Europe, and also of what is going on over the continent of America, to
+say nothing of such little geographical regions as India and China.
+
+Now, my friends, this is the glance over the newsman’s shoulders from the
+whimsical point of view, which is the point, I believe, that most
+promotes digestion. The newsman is to be met with on steamboats, railway
+stations, and at every turn. His profits are small, he has a great
+amount of anxiety and care, and no little amount of personal wear and
+tear. He is indispensable to civilization and freedom, and he is looked
+for with pleasurable excitement every day, except when he lends the paper
+for an hour, and when he is punctual in calling for it, which is
+sometimes very painful. I think the lesson we can learn from our newsman
+is some new illustration of the uncertainty of life, some illustration of
+its vicissitudes and fluctuations. Mindful of this permanent lesson,
+some members of the trade originated this society, which affords them
+assistance in time of sickness and indigence. The subscription is
+infinitesimal. It amounts annually to five shillings. Looking at the
+returns before me, the progress of the society would seem to be slow, but
+it has only been slow for the best of all reasons, that it has been sure.
+The pensions granted are all obtained from the interest on the funded
+capital, and, therefore, the Institution is literally as safe as the
+Bank. It is stated that there are several newsvendors who are not
+members of this society; but that is true in all institutions which have
+come under my experience. The persons who are most likely to stand in
+need of the benefits which an institution confers, are usually the
+persons to keep away until bitter experience comes to them too late.
+
+
+
+
+XXVII.
+LONDON, MAY 11, 1864.
+
+
+[On the above date Mr. Dickens presided at the Adelphi Theatre, at a
+public meeting, for the purpose of founding the Shakespeare Schools, in
+connexion with the Royal Dramatic College, and delivered the following
+address:]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN—Fortunately for me, and fortunately for you, it is
+the duty of the Chairman on an occasion of this nature, to be very
+careful that he does not anticipate those speakers who come after him.
+Like Falstaff, with a considerable difference, he has to be the cause of
+speaking in others. It is rather his duty to sit and hear speeches with
+exemplary attention than to stand up to make them; so I shall confine
+myself, in opening these proceedings as your business official, to as
+plain and as short an exposition as I can possibly give you of the
+reasons why we come together.
+
+First of all I will take leave to remark that we do not come together in
+commemoration of Shakespeare. We have nothing to do with any
+commemoration, except that we are of course humble worshippers of that
+mighty genius, and that we propose by-and-by to take his name, but by no
+means to take it in vain. If, however, the Tercentenary celebration were
+a hundred years hence, or a hundred years past, we should still be
+pursuing precisely the same object, though we should not pursue it under
+precisely the same circumstances. The facts are these: There is, as you
+know, in existence an admirable institution called the Royal Dramatic
+College, which is a place of honourable rest and repose for veterans in
+the dramatic art. The charter of this college, which dates some five or
+six years back, expressly provides for the establishment of schools in
+connexion with it; and I may venture to add that this feature of the
+scheme, when it was explained to him, was specially interesting to his
+Royal Highness the late Prince Consort, who hailed it as evidence of the
+desire of the promoters to look forward as well as to look back; to found
+educational institutions for the rising generation, as well as to
+establish a harbour of refuge for the generation going out, or at least
+having their faces turned towards the setting sun. The leading members
+of the dramatic art, applying themselves first to the more pressing
+necessity of the two, set themselves to work on the construction of their
+harbour of refuge, and this they did with the zeal, energy, good-will,
+and good faith that always honourably distinguish them in their efforts
+to help one another. Those efforts were very powerfully aided by the
+respected gentleman {177} under whose roof we are assembled, and who, I
+hope, may be only half as glad of seeing me on these boards as I always
+am to see him here. With such energy and determination did Mr. Webster
+and his brothers and sisters in art proceed with their work, that at this
+present time all the dwelling-houses of the Royal Dramatic College are
+built, completely furnished, fitted with every appliance, and many of
+them inhabited. The central hall of the College is built, the grounds
+are beautifully planned and laid out, and the estate has become the
+nucleus of a prosperous neighbourhood. This much achieved, Mr. Webster
+was revolving in his mind how he should next proceed towards the
+establishment of the schools, when, this Tercentenary celebration being
+in hand, it occurred to him to represent to the National Shakespeare
+Committee their just and reasonable claim to participate in the results
+of any subscription for a monument to Shakespeare. He represented to the
+committee that the social recognition and elevation of the followers of
+Shakespeare’s own art, through the education of their children, was
+surely a monument worthy even of that great name. He urged upon the
+committee that it was certainly a sensible, tangible project, which the
+public good sense would immediately appreciate and approve. This claim
+the committee at once acknowledged; but I wish you distinctly to
+understand that if the committee had never been in existence, if the
+Tercentenary celebration had never been attempted, those schools, as a
+design anterior to both, would still have solicited public support.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, what it is proposed to do is, in fact, to find
+a new self-supporting public school; with this additional feature, that
+it is to be available for both sexes. This, of course, presupposes two
+separate distinct schools. As these schools are to be built on land
+belonging to the Dramatic College, there will be from the first no
+charge, no debt, no incumbrance of any kind under that important head.
+It is, in short, proposed simply to establish a new self-supporting
+public school, in a rapidly increasing neighbourhood, where there is a
+large and fast accumulating middle-class population, and where property
+in land is fast rising in value. But, inasmuch as the project is a
+project of the Royal Dramatic College, and inasmuch as the schools are to
+be built on their estate, it is proposed evermore to give their schools
+the great name of Shakespeare, and evermore to give the followers of
+Shakespeare’s art a prominent place in them. With this view, it is
+confidently believed that the public will endow a foundation, say, for
+forty foundation scholars—say, twenty girls and twenty boys—who shall
+always receive their education gratuitously, and who shall always be the
+children of actors, actresses, or dramatic writers. This school, you
+will understand, is to be equal to the best existing public school. It
+is to be made to impart a sound, liberal, comprehensive education, and it
+is to address the whole great middle class at least as freely, as widely,
+and as cheaply as any existing public school.
+
+Broadly, ladies and gentlemen, this is the whole design. There are
+foundation scholars at Eton, foundation scholars at nearly all our old
+schools, and if the public, in remembrance of a noble part of our
+standard national literature, and in remembrance of a great humanising
+art, will do this thing for these children, it will at the same time be
+doing a wise and good thing for itself, and will unquestionably find its
+account in it. Taking this view of the case—and I cannot be satisfied to
+take any lower one—I cannot make a sorry face about “the poor player.” I
+think it is a term very much misused and very little understood—being, I
+venture to say, appropriated in a wrong sense by players themselves.
+Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I can only present the player to you
+exceptionally in this wise—that he follows a peculiar and precarious
+vocation, a vocation very rarely affording the means of accumulating
+money—that that vocation must, from the nature of things, have in it many
+undistinguished men and women to one distinguished one—that it is not a
+vocation the exerciser of which can profit by the labours of others, but
+in which he must earn every loaf of his bread in his own person, with the
+aid of his own face, his own limbs, his own voice, his own memory, and
+his own life and spirits; and these failing, he fails. Surely this is
+reason enough to render him some little help in opening for his children
+their paths through life. I say their paths advisedly, because it is not
+often found, except under the pressure of necessity, or where there is
+strong hereditary talent—which is always an exceptional case—that the
+children of actors and actresses take to the stage. Persons therefore
+need not in the least fear that by helping to endow these schools they
+would help to overstock the dramatic market. They would do directly the
+reverse, for they would divert into channels of public distinction and
+usefulness those good qualities which would otherwise languish in that
+market’s over-rich superabundance.
+
+This project has received the support of the head of the most popular of
+our English public schools. On the committee stands the name of that
+eminent scholar and gentleman, the Provost of Eton. You justly admire
+this liberal spirit, and your admiration—which I cordially share—brings
+me naturally to what I wish to say, that I believe there is not in
+England any institution so socially liberal as a public school. It has
+been called a little cosmos of life outside, and I think it is so, with
+the exception of one of life’s worst foibles—for, as far as I know,
+nowhere in this country is there so complete an absence of servility to
+mere rank, to mere position, to mere riches as in a public school. A boy
+there is always what his abilities or his personal qualities make him.
+We may differ about the curriculum and other matters, but of the frank,
+free, manly, independent spirit preserved in our public schools, I
+apprehend there can be no kind of question. It has happened in these
+later times that objection has been made to children of dramatic artists
+in certain little snivelling private schools—but in public schools never.
+Therefore, I hold that the actors are wise, and gratefully wise, in
+recognizing the capacious liberality of a public school, in seeking not a
+little hole-and-corner place of education for their children exclusively,
+but in addressing the whole of the great middle class, and proposing to
+them to come and join them, the actors, on their own property, in a
+public school, in a part of the country where no such advantage is now to
+be found.
+
+I have now done. The attempt has been a very timid one. I have
+endeavoured to confine myself within my means, or, rather, like the
+possessor of an extended estate, to hand it down in an unembarrassed
+condition. I have laid a trifle of timber here and there, and grubbed up
+a little brushwood, but merely to open the view, and I think I can descry
+in the eye of the gentleman who is to move the first resolution that he
+distinctly sees his way. Thanking you for the courtesy with which you
+have heard me, and not at all doubting that we shall lay a strong
+foundation of these schools to-day, I will call, as the mover of the
+first resolution, on Mr. Robert Bell.
+
+
+
+
+XXVIII.
+LONDON, MAY 9, 1865.
+
+
+[On the above date Mr. Dickens presided at the Annual Festival of the
+Newsvendors’ Benevolent and Provident Association, and, in proposing the
+toast of the evening, delivered the following speech.]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—Dr. Johnson’s experience of that club, the members
+of which have travelled over one another’s minds in every direction, is
+not to be compared with the experience of the perpetual president of a
+society like this. Having on previous occasions said everything about it
+that he could possibly find to say, he is again produced, with the same
+awful formalities, to say everything about it that he cannot possibly
+find to say. It struck me, when Dr. F. Jones was referring just now to
+Easter Monday, that the case of such an ill-starred president is very
+like that of the stag at Epping Forest on Easter Monday. That
+unfortunate animal when he is uncarted at the spot where the meet takes
+place, generally makes a point, I am told, of making away at a cool trot,
+venturesomely followed by the whole field, to the yard where he lives,
+and there subsides into a quiet and inoffensive existence, until he is
+again brought out to be again followed by exactly the same field, under
+exactly the same circumstances, next Easter Monday.
+
+The difficulties of the situation—and here I mean the president and not
+the stag—are greatly increased in such an instance as this by the
+peculiar nature of the institution. In its unpretending solidity,
+reality, and usefulness, believe me—for I have carefully considered the
+point—it presents no opening whatever of an oratorical nature. If it
+were one of those costly charities, so called, whose yield of wool bears
+no sort of proportion to their cry for cash, I very likely might have a
+word or two to say on the subject. If its funds were lavished in
+patronage and show, instead of being honestly expended in providing small
+annuities for hard-working people who have themselves contributed to its
+funds—if its management were intrusted to people who could by no
+possibility know anything about it, instead of being invested in plain,
+business, practical hands—if it hoarded when it ought to spend—if it got
+by cringing and fawning what it never deserved, I might possibly impress
+you very much by my indignation. If its managers could tell me that it
+was insolvent, that it was in a hopeless condition, that its accounts had
+been kept by Mr. Edmunds—or by “Tom,”—if its treasurer had run away with
+the money-box, then I might have made a pathetic appeal to your feelings.
+But I have no such chance. Just as a nation is happy whose records are
+barren, so is a society fortunate that has no history—and its president
+unfortunate. I can only assure you that this society continues its
+plain, unobtrusive, useful career. I can only assure you that it does a
+great deal of good at a very small cost, and that the objects of its care
+and the bulk of its members are faithful working servants of the
+public—sole ministers of their wants at untimely hours, in all seasons,
+and in all weathers; at their own doors, at the street-corners, at every
+railway train, at every steam-boat; through the agency of every
+establishment and the tiniest little shops; and that, whether regarded as
+master or as man, their profits are very modest and their risks numerous,
+while their trouble and responsibility are very great.
+
+The newsvendors and newsmen are a very subordinate part of that wonderful
+engine—the newspaper press. Still I think we all know very well that
+they are to the fountain-head what a good service of water pipes is to a
+good water supply. Just as a goodly store of water at Watford would be a
+tantalization to thirsty London if it were not brought into town for its
+use, so any amount of news accumulated at Printing-house Square, or Fleet
+Street, or the Strand, would be if there were no skill and enterprise
+engaged in its dissemination.
+
+We are all of us in the habit of saying in our every-day life, that “We
+never know the value of anything until we lose it.” Let us try the
+newsvendors by the test. A few years ago we discovered one morning that
+there was a strike among the cab-drivers. Now, let us imagine a strike
+of newsmen. Imagine the trains waiting in vain for the newspapers.
+Imagine all sorts and conditions of men dying to know the shipping news,
+the commercial news, the foreign news, the legal news, the criminal news,
+the dramatic news. Imagine the paralysis on all the provincial
+exchanges; the silence and desertion of all the newsmen’s exchanges in
+London. Imagine the circulation of the blood of the nation and of the
+country standing still,—the clock of the world. Why, even Mr. Reuter,
+the great Reuter—whom I am always glad to imagine slumbering at night by
+the side of Mrs. Reuter, with a galvanic battery under his bolster, bell
+and wires to the head of his bed, and bells at each ear—think how even he
+would click and flash those wondrous dispatches of his, and how they
+would become mere nothing without the activity and honesty which catch up
+the threads and stitches of the electric needle, and scatter them over
+the land.
+
+It is curious to consider—and the thought occurred to me this day, when I
+was out for a stroll pondering over the duties of this evening, which
+even then were looming in the distance, but not quite so far off as I
+could wish—I found it very curious to consider that though the newsman
+must be allowed to be a very unpicturesque rendering of Mercury, or Fame,
+or what-not conventional messenger from the clouds, and although we must
+allow that he is of this earth, and has a good deal of it on his boots,
+still that he has two very remarkable characteristics, to which none of
+his celestial predecessors can lay the slightest claim. One is that he
+is always the messenger of civilization; the other that he is at least
+equally so—not only in what he brings, but in what he ceases to bring.
+Thus the time was, and not so many years ago either, when the newsman
+constantly brought home to our doors—though I am afraid not to our
+hearts, which were custom-hardened—the most terrific accounts of murders,
+of our fellow-creatures being publicly put to death for what we now call
+trivial offences, in the very heart of London, regularly every Monday
+morning. At the same time the newsman regularly brought to us the
+infliction of other punishments, which were demoralising to the innocent
+part of the community, while they did not operate as punishments in
+deterring offenders from the perpetration of crimes. In those same days,
+also, the newsman brought to us daily accounts of a regularly accepted
+and received system of loading the unfortunate insane with chains,
+littering them down on straw, starving them on bread and water, damaging
+their clothes, and making periodical exhibitions of them at a small
+charge; and that on a Sunday one of our public resorts was a kind of
+demoniacal zoological gardens. They brought us accounts at the same time
+of some damage done to the machinery which was destined to supply the
+operative classes with employment. In the same time they brought us
+accounts of riots for bread, which were constantly occurring, and
+undermining society and the state; of the most terrible explosions of
+class against class, and of the habitual employment of spies for the
+discovery—if not for the origination—of plots, in which both sides found
+in those days some relief. In the same time the same newsmen were
+apprising us of a state of society all around us in which the grossest
+sensuality and intemperance were the rule; and not as now, when the
+ignorant, the wicked, and the wretched are the inexcusably vicious
+exceptions—a state of society in which the professional bully was
+rampant, and when deadly duels were daily fought for the most absurd and
+disgraceful causes. All this the newsman has ceased to tell us of. This
+state of society has discontinued in England for ever; and when we
+remember the undoubted truth, that the change could never have been
+effected without the aid of the load which the newsman carries, surely it
+is not very romantic to express the hope on his behalf that the public
+will show to him some little token of the sympathetic remembrance which
+we are all of us glad to bestow on the bearers of happy tidings—the
+harbingers of good news.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, you will be glad to hear that I am coming to a
+conclusion; for that conclusion I have a precedent. You all of you know
+how pleased you are on your return from a morning’s walk to learn that
+the collector has called. Well, I am the collector for this district,
+and I hope you will bear in mind that I have respectfully called.
+Regarding the institution on whose behalf I have presented myself, I need
+only say technically two things. First, that its annuities are granted
+out of its funded capital, and therefore it is safe as the Bank; and,
+secondly, that they are attainable by such a slight exercise of prudence
+and fore-thought, that a payment of 25_s._ extending over a period of
+five years, entitles a subscriber—if a male—to an annuity of £16 a-year,
+and a female to £12 a-year. Now, bear in mind that this is an
+institution on behalf of which the collector has called, leaving behind
+his assurance that what you can give to one of the most faithful of your
+servants shall be well bestowed and faithfully applied to the purposes to
+which you intend them, and to those purposes alone.
+
+
+
+
+XXIX.
+NEWSPAPER PRESS FUND.
+LONDON, MAY 20, 1865.
+
+
+[At the second annual dinner of the Institution, held at the Freemasons’
+Tavern, on Saturday, the 20th May, 1865, the following speech was
+delivered by the chairman, Mr. Charles Dickens, in proposing the toast of
+the evening:]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—When a young child is produced after dinner to be
+shown to a circle of admiring relations and friends, it may generally be
+observed that their conversation—I suppose in an instinctive remembrance
+of the uncertainty of infant life—takes a retrospective turn. As how
+much the child has grown since the last dinner; what a remarkably fine
+child it is, to have been born only two or three years ago, how much
+stronger it looks now than before it had the measles, and so forth. When
+a young institution is produced after dinner, there is not the same
+uncertainty or delicacy as in the case of the child, and it may be
+confidently predicted of it that if it deserve to live it will surely
+live, and that if it deserve to die it will surely die. The proof of
+desert in such a case as this must be mainly sought, I suppose, firstly,
+in what the society means to do with its money; secondly, in the extent
+to which it is supported by the class with whom it originated, and for
+whose benefit it is designed; and, lastly, in the power of its hold upon
+the public. I add this lastly, because no such institution that ever I
+heard of ever yet dreamed of existing apart from the public, or ever yet
+considered it a degradation to accept the public support.
+
+Now, what the Newspaper Press Fund proposes to do with its money is to
+grant relief to members in want or distress, and to the widows, families,
+parents, or other near relatives of deceased members in right of a
+moderate provident annual subscription—commutable, I observe, for a
+moderate provident life subscription—and its members comprise the whole
+paid class of literary contributors to the press of the United Kingdom,
+and every class of reporters. The number of its members at this time
+last year was something below 100. At the present time it is somewhat
+above 170, not including 30 members of the press who are regular
+subscribers, but have not as yet qualified as regular members. This
+number is steadily on the increase, not only as regards the metropolitan
+press, but also as regards the provincial throughout the country. I have
+observed within these few days that many members of the press at
+Manchester have lately at a meeting expressed a strong brotherly interest
+in this Institution, and a great desire to extend its operations, and to
+strengthen its hands, provided that something in the independent nature
+of life assurance and the purchase of deferred annuities could be
+introduced into its details, and always assuming that in it the
+metropolis and the provinces stand on perfectly equal ground. This
+appears to me to be a demand so very moderate, that I can hardly have a
+doubt of a response on the part of the managers, or of the beneficial and
+harmonious results. It only remains to add, on this head of desert, the
+agreeable circumstance that out of all the money collected in aid of the
+society during the last year more than one-third came exclusively from
+the press.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, in regard to the last claim—the last point of
+desert—the hold upon the public—I think I may say that probably not one
+single individual in this great company has failed to-day to see a
+newspaper, or has failed to-day to hear something derived from a
+newspaper which was quite unknown to him or to her yesterday. Of all
+those restless crowds that have this day thronged the streets of this
+enormous city, the same may be said as the general gigantic rule. It may
+be said almost equally, of the brightest and the dullest, the largest and
+the least provincial town in the empire; and this, observe, not only as
+to the active, the industrious, and the healthy among the population, but
+also to the bedridden, the idle, the blind, and the deaf and dumb. Now,
+if the men who provide this all-pervading presence, this wonderful,
+ubiquitous newspaper, with every description of intelligence on every
+subject of human interest, collected with immense pains and immense
+patience, often by the exercise of a laboriously-acquired faculty united
+to a natural aptitude, much of the work done in the night, at the
+sacrifice of rest and sleep, and (quite apart from the mental strain) by
+the constant overtasking of the two most delicate of the senses, sight
+and hearing—I say, if the men who, through the newspapers, from day to
+day, or from night to night, or from week to week, furnish the public
+with so much to remember, have not a righteous claim to be remembered by
+the public in return, then I declare before God I know no working class
+of the community who have.
+
+It would be absurd, it would be impertinent, in such an assembly as this,
+if I were to attempt to expatiate upon the extraordinary combination of
+remarkable qualities involved in the production of any newspaper. But
+assuming the majority of this associated body to be composed of
+reporters, because reporters, of one kind or other, compose the majority
+of the literary staff of almost every newspaper that is not a
+compilation, I would venture to remind you, if I delicately may, in the
+august presence of members of Parliament, how much we, the public, owe to
+the reporters if it were only for their skill in the two great sciences
+of condensation and rejection. Conceive what our sufferings, under an
+Imperial Parliament, however popularly constituted, under however
+glorious a constitution, would be if the reporters could not skip. Dr.
+Johnson, in one of his violent assertions, declared that “the man who was
+afraid of anything must be a scoundrel, sir.” By no means binding myself
+to this opinion—though admitting that the man who is afraid of a
+newspaper will generally be found to be rather something like it, I must
+still freely own that I should approach my Parliamentary debate with
+infinite fear and trembling if it were so unskilfully served up for my
+breakfast. Ever since the time when the old man and his son took their
+donkey home, which were the old Greek days, I believe, and probably ever
+since the time when the donkey went into the ark—perhaps he did not like
+his accommodation there—but certainly from that time downwards, he has
+objected to go in any direction required of him—from the remotest periods
+it has been found impossible to please everybody.
+
+I do not for a moment seek to conceal that I know this Institution has
+been objected to. As an open fact challenging the freëst discussion and
+inquiry, and seeking no sort of shelter or favour but what it can win, it
+has nothing, I apprehend, but itself, to urge against objection. No
+institution conceived in perfect honesty and good faith has a right to
+object to being questioned to any extent, and any institution so based
+must be in the end the better for it. Moreover, that this society has
+been questioned in quarters deserving of the most respectful attention I
+take to be an indisputable fact. Now, I for one have given that
+respectful attention, and I have come out of the discussion to where you
+see me. The whole circle of the arts is pervaded by institutions between
+which and this I can descry no difference. The painters’ art has four or
+five such institutions. The musicians’ art, so generously and charmingly
+represented here, has likewise several such institutions. In my own art
+there is one, concerning the details of which my noble friend the
+president of the society and myself have torn each other’s hair to a
+considerable extent, and which I would, if I could, assimilate more
+nearly to this. In the dramatic art there are four, and I never yet
+heard of any objection to their principle, except, indeed, in the cases
+of some famous actors of large gains, who having through the whole period
+of their successes positively refused to establish a right in them,
+became, in their old age and decline, repentant suppliants for their
+bounty. Is it urged against this particular Institution that it is
+objectionable because a parliamentary reporter, for instance, might
+report a subscribing M.P. in large, and a non-subscribing M.P. in little?
+Apart from the sweeping nature of this charge, which, it is to be
+observed, lays the unfortunate member and the unfortunate reporter under
+pretty much the same suspicion—apart from this consideration, I reply
+that it is notorious in all newspaper offices that every such man is
+reported according to the position he can gain in the public eye, and
+according to the force and weight of what he has to say. And if there
+were ever to be among the members of this society one so very foolish to
+his brethren, and so very dishonourable to himself, as venally to abuse
+his trust, I confidently ask those here, the best acquainted with
+journalism, whether they believe it possible that any newspaper so
+ill-conducted as to fail instantly to detect him could possibly exist as
+a thriving enterprise for one single twelvemonth? No, ladies and
+gentlemen, the blundering stupidity of such an offence would have no
+chance against the acute sagacity of newspaper editors. But I will go
+further, and submit to you that its commission, if it be to be dreaded at
+all, is far more likely on the part of some recreant camp-follower of a
+scattered, disunited, and half-recognized profession, than when there is
+a public opinion established in it, by the union of all classes of its
+members for the common good: the tendency of which union must in the
+nature of things be to raise the lower members of the press towards the
+higher, and never to bring the higher members to the lower level.
+
+I hope I may be allowed in the very few closing words that I feel a
+desire to say in remembrance of some circumstances, rather special,
+attending my present occupation of this chair, to give those words
+something of a personal tone. I am not here advocating the case of a
+mere ordinary client of whom I have little or no knowledge. I hold a
+brief to-night for my brothers. I went into the gallery of the House of
+Commons as a parliamentary reporter when I was a boy not eighteen, and I
+left it—I can hardly believe the inexorable truth—nigh thirty years ago.
+I have pursued the calling of a reporter under circumstances of which
+many of my brethren at home in England here, many of my modern
+successors, can form no adequate conception. I have often transcribed
+for the printer, from my shorthand notes, important public speeches in
+which the strictest accuracy was required, and a mistake in which would
+have been to a young man severely compromising, writing on the palm of my
+hand, by the light of a dark lantern, in a post-chaise and four,
+galloping through a wild country, and through the dead of the night, at
+the then surprising rate of fifteen miles an hour. The very last time I
+was at Exeter, I strolled into the castle yard there to identify, for the
+amusement of a friend, the spot on which I once “took,” as we used to
+call it, an election speech of my noble friend Lord Russell, in the midst
+of a lively fight maintained by all the vagabonds in that division of the
+county, and under such a pelting rain, that I remember two goodnatured
+colleagues, who chanced to be at leisure, held a pocket-handkerchief over
+my notebook, after the manner of a state canopy in an ecclesiastical
+procession. I have worn my knees by writing on them on the old back row
+of the old gallery of the old House of Commons; and I have worn my feet
+by standing to write in a preposterous pen in the old House of Lords,
+where we used to be huddled together like so many sheep—kept in waiting,
+say, until the woolsack might want re-stuffing. Returning home from
+excited political meetings in the country to the waiting press in London,
+I do verily believe I have been upset in almost every description of
+vehicle known in this country. I have been, in my time, belated on miry
+by-roads, towards the small hours, forty or fifty miles from London, in a
+wheelless carriage, with exhausted horses and drunken postboys, and have
+got back in time for publication, to be received with never-forgotten
+compliments by the late Mr. Black, coming in the broadest of Scotch from
+the broadest of hearts I ever knew.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, I mention these trivial things as an assurance to
+you that I never have forgotten the fascination of that old pursuit. The
+pleasure that I used to feel in the rapidity and dexterity of its
+exercise has never faded out of my breast. Whatever little cunning of
+hand or head I took to it, or acquired in it, I have so retained as that
+I fully believe I could resume it to-morrow, very little the worse from
+long disuse. To this present year of my life, when I sit in this hall,
+or where not, hearing a dull speech, the phenomenon does occur—I
+sometimes beguile the tedium of the moment by mentally following the
+speaker in the old, old way; and sometimes, if you can believe me, I even
+find my hand going on the table-cloth, taking an imaginary note of it
+all. Accept these little truths as a confirmation of what I know; as a
+confirmation of my undying interest in this old calling. Accept them as
+a proof that my feeling for the location of my youth is not a sentiment
+taken up to-night to be thrown away to-morrow—but is a faithful sympathy
+which is a part of myself. I verily believe—I am sure—that if I had
+never quitted my old calling I should have been foremost and zealous in
+the interests of this Institution, believing it to be a sound, a
+wholesome, and a good one. Ladies and gentlemen, I am to propose to you
+to drink “Prosperity to the Newspaper Press Fund,” with which toast I
+will connect, as to its acknowledgment, a name that has shed new
+brilliancy on even the foremost newspaper in the world—the illustrious
+name of Mr. Russell.
+
+
+
+
+XXX.
+KNEBWORTH, JULY 29, 1865.
+
+
+[On the above date the members of the “Guild of Literature and Art”
+proceeded to the neighbourhood of Stevenage, near the magnificent seat of
+the President, Lord Lytton, to inspect three houses built in the Gothic
+style, on the ground given by him for the purpose. After their survey,
+the party drove to Knebworth to partake of the hospitality of Lord
+Lytton. Mr. Dickens, who was one of the guests, proposed the health of
+the host in the following words:]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—It was said by a very sagacious person, whose
+authority I am sure my friend of many years will not impugn, seeing that
+he was named Augustus Tomlinson, the kind friend and philosopher of Paul
+Clifford—it was said by that remarkable man, “Life is short, and why
+should speeches be long?” An aphorism so sensible under all
+circumstances, and particularly in the circumstances in which we are
+placed, with this delicious weather and such charming gardens near us, I
+shall practically adopt on the present occasion; and the rather so
+because the speech of my friend was exhaustive of the subject, as his
+speeches always are, though not in the least exhaustive of his audience.
+In thanking him for the toast which he has done us the honour to propose,
+allow me to correct an error into which he has fallen. Allow me to state
+that these houses never could have been built but for his zealous and
+valuable co-operation, and also that the pleasant labour out of which
+they have arisen would have lost one of its greatest charms and strongest
+impulses, if it had lost his ever ready sympathy with that class in which
+he has risen to the foremost rank, and of which he is the brightest
+ornament.
+
+Having said this much as simply due to my friend, I can only say, on
+behalf of my associates, that the ladies and gentlemen whom we shall
+invite to occupy the houses we have built will never be placed under any
+social disadvantage. They will be invited to occupy them as artists,
+receiving them as a mark of the high respect in which they are held by
+their fellow-workers. As artists I hope they will often exercise their
+calling within those walls for the general advantage; and they will
+always claim, on equal terms, the hospitality of their generous
+neighbour.
+
+Now I am sure I shall be giving utterance to the feelings of my brothers
+and sisters in literature in proposing “Health, long life, and prosperity
+to our distinguished host.” Ladies and gentlemen, you know very well
+that when the health, life, and beauty now overflowing these halls shall
+have fled, crowds of people will come to see the place where he lived and
+wrote. Setting aside the orator and statesman—for happily we know no
+party here but this agreeable party—setting aside all, this you know very
+well, that this is the home of a very great man whose connexion with
+Hertfordshire every other county in England will envy for many long years
+to come. You know that when this hall is dullest and emptiest you can
+make it when you please brightest and fullest by peopling it with the
+creations of his brilliant fancy. Let us all wish together that they may
+be many more—for the more they are the better it will be, and, as he
+always excels himself, the better they will be. I ask you to listen to
+their praises and not to mine, and to let them, not me, propose his
+health.
+
+
+
+
+XXXI.
+LONDON, FEBRUARY 14, 1866.
+
+
+[On this occasion Mr. Dickens officiated as Chairman at the annual dinner
+of the Dramatic, Equestrian, and Musical Fund, at Willis’s Rooms, where
+he made the following speech:]
+
+LADIES, before I couple you with the gentlemen, which will be at least
+proper to the inscription over my head (St. Valentine’s day)—before I do
+so, allow me, on behalf of my grateful sex here represented, to thank you
+for the great pleasure and interest with which your gracious presence at
+these festivals never fails to inspire us. There is no English custom
+which is so manifestly a relic of savage life as that custom which
+usually excludes you from participation in similar gatherings. And
+although the crime carries its own heavy punishment along with it, in
+respect that it divests a public dinner of its most beautiful ornament
+and of its most fascinating charm, still the offence is none the less to
+be severely reprehended on every possible occasion, as outraging equally
+nature and art. I believe that as little is known of the saint whose
+name is written here as can well be known of any saint or sinner. We,
+your loyal servants, are deeply thankful to him for having somehow gained
+possession of one day in the year—for having, as no doubt he has,
+arranged the almanac for 1866—expressly to delight us with the enchanting
+fiction that we have some tender proprietorship in you which we should
+scarcely dare to claim on a less auspicious occasion. Ladies, the utmost
+devotion sanctioned by the saint we beg to lay at your feet, and any
+little innocent privileges to which we may be entitled by the same
+authority we beg respectfully but firmly to claim at your hands.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, you need no ghost to inform you that I am
+going to propose “Prosperity to the Dramatic, Musical, and Equestrian
+Sick Fund Association,” and, further, that I should be going to ask you
+actively to promote that prosperity by liberally contributing to its
+funds, if that task were not reserved for a much more persuasive speaker.
+But I rest the strong claim of the society for its useful existence and
+its truly charitable functions on a very few words, though, as well as I
+can recollect, upon something like six grounds. First, it relieves the
+sick; secondly, it buries the dead; thirdly, it enables the poor members
+of the profession to journey to accept new engagements whenever they find
+themselves stranded in some remote, inhospitable place, or when, from
+other circumstances, they find themselves perfectly crippled as to
+locomotion for want of money; fourthly, it often finds such engagements
+for them by acting as their honest, disinterested agent; fifthly, it is
+its principle to act humanely upon the instant, and never, as is too
+often the case within my experience, to beat about the bush till the bush
+is withered and dead; lastly, the society is not in the least degree
+exclusive, but takes under its comprehensive care the whole range of the
+theatre and the concert-room, from the manager in his room of state, or
+in his caravan, or at the drum-head—down to the theatrical housekeeper,
+who is usually to be found amongst the cobwebs and the flies, or down to
+the hall porter, who passes his life in a thorough draught—and, to the
+best of my observation, in perpetually interrupted endeavours to eat
+something with a knife and fork out of a basin, by a dusty fire, in that
+extraordinary little gritty room, upon which the sun never shines, and on
+the portals of which are inscribed the magic words, “stage-door.”
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, this society administers its benefits
+sometimes by way of loan; sometimes by way of gift; sometimes by way of
+assurance at very low premiums; sometimes to members, oftener to
+non-members; always expressly, remember, through the hands of a secretary
+or committee well acquainted with the wants of the applicants, and
+thoroughly versed, if not by hard experience at least by sympathy, in the
+calamities and uncertainties incidental to the general calling. One must
+know something of the general calling to know what those afflictions are.
+A lady who had been upon the stage from her earliest childhood till she
+was a blooming woman, and who came from a long line of provincial actors
+and actresses, once said to me when she was happily married; when she was
+rich, beloved, courted; when she was mistress of a fine house—once said
+to me at the head of her own table, surrounded by distinguished guests of
+every degree, “Oh, but I have never forgotten the hard time when I was on
+the stage, and when my baby brother died, and when my poor mother and I
+brought the little baby from Ireland to England, and acted three nights
+in England, as we had acted three nights in Ireland, with the pretty
+creature lying upon the only bed in our lodging before we got the money
+to pay for its funeral.”
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, such things are, every day, to this hour; but,
+happily, at this day and in this hour this association has arisen to be
+the timely friend of such great distress.
+
+It is not often the fault of the sufferers that they fall into these
+straits. Struggling artists must necessarily change from place to place,
+and thus it frequently happens that they become, as it were, strangers in
+every place, and very slight circumstances—a passing illness, the
+sickness of the husband, wife, or child, a serious town, an
+anathematising expounder of the gospel of gentleness and forbearance—any
+one of these causes may often in a few hours wreck them upon a rock in
+the barren ocean; and then, happily, this society, with the swift
+alacrity of the life-boat, dashes to the rescue, and takes them off.
+Looking just now over the last report issued by this society, and
+confining my scrutiny to the head of illness alone, I find that in one
+year, I think, 672 days of sickness had been assuaged by its means. In
+nine years, which then formed the term of its existence, as many as 5,500
+and odd. Well, I thought when I saw 5,500 and odd days of sickness, this
+is a very serious sum, but add the nights! Add the nights—those long,
+dreary hours in the twenty-four when the shadow of death is darkest, when
+despondency is strongest, and when hope is weakest, before you gauge the
+good that is done by this institution, and before you gauge the good that
+really will be done by every shilling that you bestow here to-night.
+Add, more than all, that the improvidence, the recklessness of the
+general multitude of poor members of this profession, I should say is a
+cruel, conventional fable. Add that there is no class of society the
+members of which so well help themselves, or so well help each other.
+Not in the whole grand chapters of Westminster Abbey and York Minster,
+not in the whole quadrangle of the Royal Exchange, not in the whole list
+of members of the Stock Exchange, not in the Inns of Court, not in the
+College of Physicians, not in the College of Surgeons, can there possibly
+be found more remarkable instances of uncomplaining poverty, of cheerful,
+constant self-denial, of the generous remembrance of the claims of
+kindred and professional brotherhood, than will certainly be found in the
+dingiest and dirtiest concert room, in the least lucid theatre—even in
+the raggedest tent circus that was ever stained by weather.
+
+I have been twitted in print before now with rather flattering actors
+when I address them as one of their trustees at their General Fund
+dinner. Believe me, I flatter nobody, unless it be sometimes myself;
+but, in such a company as the present, I always feel it my manful duty to
+bear my testimony to this fact—first, because it is opposed to a stupid,
+unfeeling libel; secondly, because my doing so may afford some slight
+encouragement to the persons who are unjustly depreciated; and lastly,
+and most of all, because I know it is the truth.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time we should what we professionally
+call “ring down” on these remarks. If you, such members of the general
+public as are here, will only think the great theatrical curtain has
+really fallen and been taken up again for the night on that dull, dark
+vault which many of us know so well; if you will only think of the
+theatre or other place of entertainment as empty; if you will only think
+of the “float,” or other gas-fittings, as extinguished; if you will only
+think of the people who have beguiled you of an evening’s care, whose
+little vanities and almost childish foibles are engendered in their
+competing face to face with you for your favour—surely it may be said
+their feelings are partly of your making, while their virtues are all
+their own. If you will only do this, and follow them out of that sham
+place into the real world, where it rains real rain, snows real snow, and
+blows real wind; where people sustain themselves by real money, which is
+much harder to get, much harder to make, and very much harder to give
+away than the pieces of tobacco-pipe in property bags—if you will only do
+this, and do it in a really kind, considerate spirit, this society, then
+certain of the result of the night’s proceedings, can ask no more. I beg
+to propose to you to drink “Prosperity to the Dramatic, Equestrian, and
+Musical Sick Fund Association.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Mr. Dickens, in proposing the next toast, said:—]
+
+Gentlemen: as I addressed myself to the ladies last time, so I address
+you this time, and I give you the delightful assurance that it is
+positively my last appearance but one on the present occasion. A certain
+Mr. Pepys, who was Secretary for the Admiralty in the days of Charles
+II., who kept a diary well in shorthand, which he supposed no one could
+read, and which consequently remains to this day the most honest diary
+known to print—Mr. Pepys had two special and very strong likings, the
+ladies and the theatres. But Mr. Pepys, whenever he committed any slight
+act of remissness, or any little peccadillo which was utterly and wholly
+untheatrical, used to comfort his conscience by recording a vow that he
+would abstain from the theatres for a certain time. In the first part of
+Mr. Pepys’ character I have no doubt we fully agree with him; in the
+second I have no doubt we do not.
+
+I learn this experience of Mr. Pepys from remembrance of a passage in his
+diary that I was reading the other night, from which it appears that he
+was not only curious in plays, but curious in sermons; and that one night
+when he happened to be walking past St. Dunstan’s Church, he turned, went
+in, and heard what he calls “a very edifying discourse;” during the
+delivery of which discourse, he notes in his diary—“I stood by a pretty
+young maid, whom I did attempt to take by the hand.” But he adds—“She
+would not; and I did perceive that she had pins in her pocket with which
+to prick me if I should touch her again—and was glad that I spied her
+design.” Afterwards, about the close of the same edifying discourse, Mr.
+Pepys found himself near another pretty, fair young maid, who would seem
+upon the whole to have had no pins, and to have been more impressible.
+
+Now, the moral of this story which I wish to suggest to you is, that we
+have been this evening in St. James’s much more timid than Mr. Pepys was
+in St. Dunstan’s, and that we have conducted ourselves very much better.
+As a slight recompense to us for our highly meritorious conduct, and as a
+little relief to our over-charged hearts, I beg to propose that we devote
+this bumper to invoking a blessing on the ladies. It is the privilege of
+this society annually to hear a lady speak for her own sex. Who so
+competent to do this as Mrs. Stirling? Surely one who has so gracefully
+and captivatingly, with such an exquisite mixture of art, and fancy, and
+fidelity, represented her own sex in innumerable charities, under an
+infinite variety of phases, cannot fail to represent them well in her own
+character, especially when it is, amidst her many triumphs, the most
+agreeable of all. I beg to propose to you “The Ladies,” and I will
+couple with that toast the name of Mrs. Stirling.
+
+
+
+
+XXXII.
+LONDON, MARCH 28, 1866.
+
+
+[The following speech was made by Mr. Dickens at the Annual Festival of
+the Royal General Theatrical Fund, held at the Freemasons’ Tavern, in
+proposing the health of the Lord Mayor (Sir Benjamin Phillips), who
+occupied the chair.]
+
+GENTLEMEN, in my childish days I remember to have had a vague but
+profound admiration for a certain legendary person called the Lord
+Mayor’s fool. I had the highest opinion of the intellectual capacity of
+that suppositious retainer of the Mansion House, and I really regarded
+him with feelings approaching to absolute veneration, because my nurse
+informed me on every gastronomic occasion that the Lord Mayor’s fool
+liked everything that was good. You will agree with me, I have no doubt,
+that if this discriminating jester had existed at the present time he
+could not fail to have liked his master very much, seeing that so good a
+Lord Mayor is very rarely to be found, and that a better Lord Mayor could
+not possibly be.
+
+You have already divined, gentlemen, that I am about to propose to you to
+drink the health of the right honourable gentleman in the chair. As one
+of the Trustees of the General Theatrical Fund, I beg officially to
+tender him my best thanks for lending the very powerful aid of his
+presence, his influence, and his personal character to this very
+deserving Institution. As his private friends we ventured to urge upon
+him to do us this gracious act, and I beg to assure you that the perfect
+simplicity, modesty, cordiality, and frankness with which he assented,
+enhanced the gift one thousand fold. I think it must also be very
+agreeable to a company like this to know that the President of the night
+is not ceremoniously pretending, “positively for this night only,” to
+have an interest in the drama, but that he has an unusual and thorough
+acquaintance with it, and that he has a living and discerning knowledge
+of the merits of the great old actors. It is very pleasant to me to
+remember that the Lord Mayor and I once beguiled the tedium of a journey
+by exchanging our experiences upon this subject. I rather prided myself
+on being something of an old stager, but I found the Lord Mayor so
+thoroughly up in all the stock pieces, and so knowing and yet so fresh
+about the merits of those who are most and best identified with them,
+that I readily recognised in him what would be called in fistic language,
+a very ugly customer—one, I assure you, by no means to be settled by any
+novice not in thorough good theatrical training.
+
+Gentlemen, we have all known from our earliest infancy that when the
+giants in Guildhall hear the clock strike one, they come down to dinner.
+Similarly, when the City of London shall hear but one single word in just
+disparagement of its present Lord Mayor, whether as its enlightened chief
+magistrate, or as one of its merchants, or as one of its true gentlemen,
+he will then descend from the high personal place which he holds in the
+general honour and esteem. Until then he will remain upon his pedestal,
+and my private opinion, between ourselves, is that the giants will come
+down long before him.
+
+Gentlemen, in conclusion, I would remark that when the Lord Mayor made
+his truly remarkable, and truly manly, and unaffected speech, I could not
+but be struck by the odd reversal of the usual circumstances at the
+Mansion House, which he presented to our view, for whereas it is a very
+common thing for persons to be brought tremblingly before the Lord Mayor,
+the Lord Mayor presented himself as being brought tremblingly before us.
+I hope that the result may hold still further, for whereas it is a common
+thing for the Lord Mayor to say to a repentant criminal who does not seem
+to have much harm in him, “let me never see you here again,” so I would
+propose that we all with one accord say to the Lord Mayor, “Let us by all
+means see you here again on the first opportunity.” Gentlemen, I beg to
+propose to you to drink, with all the honours, “The health of the right
+hon. the Lord Mayor.”
+
+
+
+
+XXXIII.
+LONDON, MAY 7, 1866.
+
+
+[The Members of the Metropolitan Rowing Clubs dining together at the
+London Tavern, on the above date, Mr. Dickens, as President of the
+Nautilus Rowing Club, occupied the chair. The Speech that follows was
+made in proposing “Prosperity to the Rowing Clubs of London.” Mr.
+Dickens said that:—]
+
+HE could not avoid the remembrance of what very poor things the amateur
+rowing clubs on the Thames were in the early days of his noviciate; not
+to mention the difference in the build of the boats. He could not get on
+in the beginning without being a pupil under an anomalous creature called
+a “fireman waterman,” who wore an eminently tall hat, and a perfectly
+unaccountable uniform, of which it might be said that if it was less
+adapted for one thing than another, that thing was fire. He recollected
+that this gentleman had on some former day won a King’s prize wherry, and
+they used to go about in this accursed wherry, he and a partner, doing
+all the hard work, while the fireman drank all the beer. The river was
+very much clearer, freër, and cleaner in those days than these; but he
+was persuaded that this philosophical old boatman could no more have
+dreamt of seeing the spectacle which had taken place on Saturday (the
+procession of the boats of the Metropolitan Amateur Rowing Clubs), or of
+seeing these clubs matched for skill and speed, than he (the Chairman)
+should dare to announce through the usual authentic channels that he was
+to be heard of at the bar below, and that he was perfectly prepared to
+accommodate Mr. James Mace if he meant business. Nevertheless, he could
+recollect that he had turned out for a spurt a few years ago on the River
+Thames with an occasional Secretary, who should be nameless, and some
+other Eton boys, and that he could hold his own against them. More
+recently still, the last time that he rowed down from Oxford he was
+supposed to cover himself with honour, though he must admit that he found
+the “locks” so picturesque as to require much examination for the
+discovery of their beauty. But what he wanted to say was this, that
+though his “fireman waterman” was one of the greatest humbugs that ever
+existed, he yet taught him what an honest, healthy, manly sport this was.
+Their waterman would bid them pull away, and assure them that they were
+certain of winning in some race. And here he would remark that aquatic
+sports never entailed a moment’s cruelty, or a moment’s pain, upon any
+living creature. Rowing men pursued recreation under circumstances which
+braced their muscles, and cleared the cobwebs from their minds. He
+assured them that he regarded such clubs as these as a “national
+blessing.” They owed, it was true, a vast deal to steam power—as was
+sometimes proved at matches on the Thames—but, at the same time, they
+were greatly indebted to all that tended to keep up a healthy, manly
+tone. He understood that there had been a committee selected for the
+purpose of arranging a great amateur regatta, which was to take place off
+Putney in the course of the season that was just begun. He could not
+abstain from availing himself of this occasion to express a hope that the
+committee would successfully carry on its labours to a triumphant result,
+and that they should see upon the Thames, in the course of this summer,
+such a brilliant sight as had never been seen there before. To secure
+this there must be some hard work, skilful combinations, and rather large
+subscriptions. But although the aggregate result must be great, it by no
+means followed that it need be at all large in its individual details.
+
+[In conclusion, Mr. Dickens made a laughable comparison between the
+paying off or purification of the national debt and the purification of
+the River Thames.]
+
+
+
+
+XXXIV.
+LONDON, JUNE 5, 1867.
+
+
+[On the above date Mr. Dickens presided at the Ninth Anniversary Festival
+of the Railway Benevolent Society, at Willis’s Rooms, and in proposing
+the toast of the evening, made the following speech.]
+
+ALTHOUGH we have not yet left behind us by the distance of nearly fifty
+years the time when one of the first literary authorities of this country
+insisted upon the speed of the fastest railway train that the Legisture
+might disastrously sanction being limited by Act of Parliament to ten
+miles an hour, yet it does somehow happen that this evening, and every
+evening, there are railway trains running pretty smoothly to Ireland and
+to Scotland at the rate of fifty miles an hour; much as it was objected
+in its time to vaccination, that it must have a tendency to impart to
+human children something of the nature of the cow, whereas I believe to
+this very time vaccinated children are found to be as easily defined from
+calves as they ever were, and certainly they have no cheapening influence
+on the price of veal; much as it was objected that chloroform was a
+contravention of the will of Providence, because it lessened
+providentially-inflicted pain, which would be a reason for your not
+rubbing your face if you had the tooth-ache, or not rubbing your nose if
+it itched; so it was evidently predicted that the railway system, even if
+anything so absurd could be productive of any result, would infallibly
+throw half the nation out of employment; whereas, you observe that the
+very cause and occasion of our coming here together to-night is, apart
+from the various tributary channels of occupation which it has opened
+out, that it has called into existence a specially and directly employed
+population of upwards of 200,000 persons.
+
+Now, gentlemen, it is pretty clear and obvious that upwards of 200,000
+persons engaged upon the various railways of the United Kingdom cannot be
+rich; and although their duties require great care and great exactness,
+and although our lives are every day, humanly speaking, in the hands of
+many of them, still, for the most of these places there will be always
+great competition, because they are not posts which require skilled
+workmen to hold. Wages, as you know very well, cannot be high where
+competition is great, and you also know very well that railway directors,
+in the bargains they make, and the salaries which they pay, have to deal
+with the money of the shareholders, to whom they are accountable. Thus
+it necessarily happens that railway officers and servants are not
+remunerated on the whole by any means splendidly, and that they cannot
+hope in the ordinary course of things to do more than meet the ordinary
+wants and hazards of life. But it is to be observed that the general
+hazards are in their case, by reason of the dangerous nature of their
+avocations, exceptionally great, so very great, I find, as to be
+stateable, on the authority of a parliamentary paper, by the very
+startling round of figures, that whereas one railway traveller in
+8,000,000 of passengers is killed, one railway servant in every 2,000 is
+killed.
+
+Hence, from general, special, as well, no doubt, for the usual prudential
+and benevolent considerations, there came to be established among railway
+officers and servants, nine years ago, the Railway Benevolent
+Association. I may suppose, therefore, as it was established nine years
+ago, that this is the ninth occasion of publishing from this chair the
+banns between this institution and the public. Nevertheless, I feel
+bound individually to do my duty the same as if it had never been done
+before, and to ask whether there is any just cause or impediment why
+these two parties—the institution and the public—should not be joined
+together in holy charity. As I understand the society, its objects are
+five-fold—first, to guarantee annuities which, it is always to be
+observed, is paid out of the interest of invested capital, so that those
+annuities may be secure and safe—annual pensions, varying from £10 to
+£25, to distressed railway officers and servants incapacitated by age,
+sickness, or accident; secondly, to guarantee small pensions to
+distressed widows; thirdly, to educate and maintain orphan children;
+fourthly, to provide temporary relief for all those classes till lasting
+relief can be guaranteed out of funds sufficiently large for the purpose;
+lastly, to induce railway officers and servants to assure their lives in
+some well-established office by sub-dividing the payment of the premiums
+into small periodical sums, and also by granting a reversionary bonus of
+£10 per cent. on the amount assured from the funds of the institution.
+
+This is the society we are met to assist—simple, sympathetic, practical,
+easy, sensible, unpretending. The number of its members is large, and
+rapidly on the increase: they number 12,000; the amount of invested
+capital is very nearly £15,000; it has done a world of good and a world
+of work in these first nine years of its life; and yet I am proud to say
+that the annual cost of the maintenance of the institution is no more
+than £250. And now if you do not know all about it in a small compass,
+either I do not know all about it myself, or the fault must be in my
+“packing.”
+
+One naturally passes from what the institution is and has done, to what
+it wants. Well, it wants to do more good, and it cannot possibly do more
+good until it has more money. It cannot safely, and therefore it cannot
+honourably, grant more pensions to deserving applicants until it grows
+richer, and it cannot grow rich enough for its laudable purpose by its
+own unaided self. The thing is absolutely impossible. The means of
+these railway officers and servants are far too limited. Even if they
+were helped to the utmost by the great railway companies, their means
+would still be too limited; even if they were helped—and I hope they
+shortly will be—by some of the great corporations of this country, whom
+railways have done so much to enrich. These railway officers and
+servants, on their road to a very humble and modest superannuation, can
+no more do without the help of the great public, than the great public,
+on their road from Torquay to Aberdeen, can do without them. Therefore,
+I desire to ask the public whether the servants of the great
+railways—who, in fact, are their servants, their ready, zealous,
+faithful, hard-working servants—whether they have not established,
+whether they do not every day establish, a reasonable claim to liberal
+remembrance.
+
+Now, gentlemen, on this point of the case there is a story once told me
+by a friend of mine, which seems to my mind to have a certain
+application. My friend was an American sea-captain, and, therefore, it
+is quite unnecessary to say his story was quite true. He was captain and
+part owner of a large American merchant liner. On a certain voyage out,
+in exquisite summer weather, he had for cabin passengers one beautiful
+young lady, and ten more or less beautiful young gentlemen. Light winds
+or dead calms prevailing, the voyage was slow. They had made half their
+distance when the ten young gentlemen were all madly in love with the
+beautiful young lady. They had all proposed to her, and bloodshed among
+the rivals seemed imminent pending the young lady’s decision. On this
+extremity the beautiful young lady confided in my friend the captain, who
+gave her discreet advice. He said: “If your affections are disengaged,
+take that one of the young gentlemen whom you like the best and settle
+the question.” To this the beautiful young lady made reply, “I cannot do
+that because I like them all equally well.” My friend, who was a man of
+resource, hit upon this ingenious expedient, said he, “To-morrow morning
+at mid-day, when lunch is announced, do you plunge bodily overboard, head
+foremost. I will be alongside in a boat to rescue you, and take the one
+of the ten who rushes to your rescue, and then you can afterwards have
+him.” The beautiful young lady highly approved, and did accordingly.
+But after she plunged in, nine out of the ten more or less beautiful
+young gentlemen plunged in after her; and the tenth remained and shed
+tears, looking over the side of the vessel. They were all picked up, and
+restored dripping to the deck. The beautiful young lady upon seeing them
+said, “What am I to do? See what a plight they are in. How can I
+possibly choose, because every one of them is equally wet?” Then said my
+friend the captain, acting upon a sudden inspiration, “Take the dry one.”
+I am sorry to say that she did so, and they lived happy ever afterwards.
+
+Now, gentleman, in my application of this story, I exactly reverse my
+friend the captain’s anecdote, and I entreat the public in looking about
+to consider who are fit subjects for their bounty, to give each his hand
+with something in it, and not award a dry hand to the industrious railway
+servant who is always at his back. And I would ask any one with a doubt
+upon this subject to consider what his experience of the railway servant
+is from the time of his departure to his arrival at his destination. I
+know what mine is. Here he is, in velveteen or in a policeman’s dress,
+scaling cabs, storming carriages, finding lost articles by a sort of
+instinct, binding up lost umbrellas and walking sticks, wheeling trucks,
+counselling old ladies, with a wonderful interest in their affairs—mostly
+very complicated—and sticking labels upon all sorts of articles. I look
+around—there he is, in a station-master’s uniform, directing and
+overseeing, with the head of a general, and with the courteous manners of
+a gentleman; and then there is the handsome figure of the guard, who
+inspires confidence in timid passengers. I glide out of the station, and
+there he is again with his flags in his hand at his post in the open
+country, at the level crossing, at the cutting, at the tunnel mouth, and
+at every station on the road until our destination is reached. In
+regard, therefore, to the railway servants with whom we do come into
+contact, we may surely have some natural sympathy, and it is on their
+behalf that I this night appeal to you. I beg now to propose “Success to
+the Railway Benevolent Society.”
+
+
+
+
+XXXV.
+LONDON, SEPTEMBER 17, 1867.
+
+
+[On presiding at a public Meeting of the Printers’ Readers, held at the
+Salisbury Hotel, on the above date, Mr. Dickens said:—]
+
+THAT as the meeting was convened, not to hear him, but to hear a
+statement of facts and figures very nearly affecting the personal
+interests of the great majority of those present, his preface to the
+proceedings need be very brief. Of the details of the question he knew,
+of his own knowledge, absolutely nothing; but he had consented to occupy
+the chair on that occasion at the request of the London Association of
+Correctors of the Press for two reasons—first, because he thought that
+openness and publicity in such cases were a very wholesome example very
+much needed at this time, and were highly becoming to a body of men
+associated with that great public safeguard—the Press; secondly, because
+he knew from some slight practical experience, what the duties of
+correctors of the press were, and how their duties were usually
+discharged; and he could testify, and did testify, that they were not
+mechanical, that they were not mere matters of manipulation and routine;
+but that they required from those who performed them much natural
+intelligence, much super-added cultivation, readiness of reference,
+quickness of resource, an excellent memory, and a clear understanding.
+He most gratefully acknowledged that he had never gone through the sheets
+of any book that he had written, without having presented to him by the
+correctors of the press something that he had overlooked, some slight
+inconsistency into which he had fallen, some little lapse he had made—in
+short, without having set down in black and white some unquestionable
+indication that he had been closely followed through the work by a
+patient and trained mind, and not merely by a skilful eye. And in this
+declaration he had not the slightest doubt that the great body of his
+brother and sister writers would, as a plain act of justice, readily
+concur. For these plain reasons he was there; and being there he begged
+to assure them that every one present—that every speaker—would have a
+patient hearing, whatever his opinions might be.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[The proceedings concluded with a very cordial and hearty vote of thanks
+to Mr. Dickens for taking the chair on the occasion.]
+
+Mr. Dickens briefly returned thanks, and expressed the belief that their
+very calm and temperate proceedings would finally result in the
+establishment of relations of perfect amity between the employers and the
+employed, and consequently conduce to the general welfare of both.
+
+
+
+
+XXXVI.
+LONDON, NOVEMBER 2, 1867.
+
+
+[On Saturday evening, November 2, 1867, a grand complimentary farewell
+dinner was given to Mr. Dickens at the Freemasons’ Tavern on the occasion
+of his revisiting the United States of America. Lord Lytton officiated
+as chairman, and proposed as a toast—“A Prosperous Voyage, Health, and
+Long Life to our Illustrious Guest and Countryman, Charles Dickens”. The
+toast was drunk with all the honours, and one cheer more. Mr. Dickens
+then rose, and spoke as follows:]
+
+NO thanks that I can offer you can express my sense of my reception by
+this great assemblage, or can in the least suggest to you how deep the
+glowing words of my friend the chairman, and your acceptance of them,
+have sunk into my heart. But both combined have so greatly shaken the
+composure which I am used to command before an audience, that I hope you
+may observe in me some traces of an eloquence more expressive than the
+richest words. To say that I am fervently grateful to you is to say
+nothing; to say that I can never forget this beautiful sight, is to say
+nothing; to say that it brings upon me a rush of emotion not only in the
+present, but in the thought of its remembrance in the future by those who
+are dearest to me, is to say nothing; but to feel all this for the
+moment, even almost to pain, is very much indeed. Mercutio says of the
+wound in his breast, dealt him by the hand of a foe, that—“’Tis not so
+deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door; but ’tis enough, ’twill
+serve.” {220} I may say of the wound in my breast, newly dealt to me by
+the hands of my friends, that it is deeper than the soundless sea, and
+wider than the whole Catholic Church. I may safely add that it has for
+the moment almost stricken me dumb. I should be more than human, and I
+assure you I am very human indeed, if I could look around upon this
+brilliant representative company and not feel greatly thrilled and
+stirred by the presence of so many brother artists, not only in
+literature, but also in the sister arts, especially painting, among whose
+professors living and unhappily dead, are many of my oldest and best
+friends. I hope that I may, without presumption, regard this thronging
+of my brothers around me as a testimony on their part that they believe
+that the cause of art generally has been safe in my keeping, and that it
+has never been falsely dealt with by me. Your resounding cheers just now
+would have been but so many cruel reproaches to me if I could not here
+declare that, from the earliest days of my career down to this proud
+night, I have always tried to be true to my calling. Never unduly to
+assert it, on the one hand, and never, on any pretence or consideration,
+to permit it to be patronized in my person, has been the steady endeavour
+of my life; and I have occasionally been vain enough to hope that I may
+leave its social position in England better than I found it. Similarly,
+and equally I hope without presumption, I trust that I may take this
+general representation of the public here, through so many orders,
+pursuits, and degrees, as a token that the public believe that, with a
+host of imperfections and shortcomings on my head, I have as a writer, in
+my soul and conscience, tried to be as true to them as they have ever
+been true to me. And here, in reference to the inner circle of the arts
+and the outer circle of the public, I feel it a duty to-night to offer
+two remarks. I have in my duty at odd times heard a great deal about
+literary sets and cliques, and coteries and barriers; about keeping this
+man up, and keeping that man down; about sworn disciples and sworn
+unbelievers, and mutual admiration societies, and I know not what other
+dragons in the upward path. I began to tread it when I was very young,
+without influence, without money, without companion, introducer, or
+adviser, and I am bound to put in evidence in this place that I never
+lighted on these dragons yet. So have I heard in my day, at divers other
+odd times, much generally to the effect that the English people have
+little or no love of art for its own sake, and that they do not greatly
+care to acknowledge or do honour to the artist. My own experience has
+uniformly been exactly the reverse. I can say that of my countrymen,
+though I cannot say that of my country.
+
+And now passing to the immediate occasion of your doing me this great
+honour, the story of my going again to America is very easily and briefly
+told. Since I was there before a vast and entirely new generation has
+arisen in the United States. Since I was there before most of the best
+known of my books have been written and published; the new generation and
+the books have come together and have kept together, until at length
+numbers of those who have so widely and constantly read me; naturally
+desiring a little variety in the relationship between us, have expressed
+a strong wish that I should read myself. This wish, at first conveyed to
+me through public channels and business channels, has gradually become
+enforced by an immense accumulation of letters from individuals and
+associations of individuals, all expressing in the same hearty, homely,
+cordial unaffected way, a kind of personal interest in me—I had almost
+said a kind of personal affection for me, which I am sure you would agree
+with me it would be dull insensibility on my part not to prize. Little
+by little this pressure has become so great that, although, as Charles
+Lamb says, my household gods strike a terribly deep root, I have torn
+them from their places, and this day week, at this hour, shall be upon
+the sea. You will readily conceive that I am inspired besides by a
+natural desire to see for myself the astonishing change and progress of a
+quarter of a century over there, to grasp the hands of many faithful
+friends whom I left there, to see the faces of the multitude of new
+friends upon whom I have never looked, and last, not least, to use my
+best endeavour to lay down a third cable of intercommunication and
+alliance between the old world and the new. Twelve years ago, when
+Heaven knows I little thought I should ever be bound upon the voyage
+which now lies before me, I wrote in that form of my writings which
+obtains by far the most extensive circulation, these words of the
+American nation:—“I know full well, whatever little motes my beamy eyes
+may have descried in theirs, that they are a kind, large-hearted,
+generous, and great people.” In that faith I am going to see them again;
+in that faith I shall, please God, return from them in the spring; in
+that same faith to live and to die. I told you in the beginning that I
+could not thank you enough, and Heaven knows I have most thoroughly kept
+my word. If I may quote one other short sentence from myself, let it
+imply all that I have left unsaid, and yet most deeply feel. Let it,
+putting a girdle round the earth, comprehend both sides of the Atlantic
+at once in this moment, and say, as Tiny Tim observes, “God bless us
+every one.”
+
+
+
+
+XXXVII.
+BOSTON, APRIL 8, 1868.
+
+
+[Mr. Dickens gave his last Reading at Boston, on the above date. On his
+entrance a surprise awaited him. His reading-stand had been decorated
+with flowers and palm-leaves by some of the ladies of the city. He
+acknowledged this graceful tribute in the following words:—“Before
+allowing Dr. Marigold to tell his story in his own peculiar way, I kiss
+the kind, fair hands unknown, which have so beautifully decorated my
+table this evening.” After the Reading, Mr. Dickens attempted in vain to
+retire. Persistent hands demanded “one word more.” Returning to his
+desk, pale, with a tear in his eye, that found its way to his voice, he
+spoke as follows:—]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—My gracious and generous welcome in America, which
+can never be obliterated from my remembrance, began here. My departure
+begins here, too; for I assure you that I have never until this moment
+really felt that I am going away. In this brief life of ours, it is sad
+to do almost anything for the last time, and I cannot conceal from you,
+although my face will so soon be turned towards my native land, and to
+all that makes it dear, that it is a sad consideration with me that in a
+very few moments from this time, this brilliant hall and all that it
+contains, will fade from my view—for ever more. But it is my consolation
+that the spirit of the bright faces, the quick perception, the ready
+response, the generous and the cheering sounds that have made this place
+delightful to me, will remain; and you may rely upon it that that spirit
+will abide with me as long as I have sense and sentiment left.
+
+I do not say this with any limited reference to private friendships that
+have for years upon years made Boston a memorable and beloved spot to me,
+for such private references have no business in this public place. I say
+it purely in remembrance of, and in homage to, the great public heart
+before me.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, I beg most earnestly, most gratefully, and most
+affectionately, to bid you, each and all, farewell.
+
+
+
+
+XXXVIII.
+NEW YORK, APRIL 18, 1863.
+
+
+[On the above date Mr. Dickens was entertained at a farewell dinner at
+Delmonico’s Hotel, previous to his return to England. Two hundred
+gentlemen sat down to it; Mr. Horace Greeley presiding. In
+acknowledgment of the toast of his health, proposed by the chairman, Mr.
+Dickens rose and said:—]
+
+GENTLEMEN,—I cannot do better than take my cue to from your distinguished
+president, and refer in my first remarks to his remarks in connexion with
+the old, natural, association between you and me. When I received an
+invitation from a private association of working members of the press of
+New York to dine with them to-day, I accepted that compliment in grateful
+remembrance of a calling that was once my own, and in loyal sympathy
+towards a brotherhood which, in the spirit, I have never quieted. To the
+wholesome training of severe newspaper work, when I was a very young man,
+I constantly refer my first successes; and my sons will hereafter testify
+of their father that he was always steadily proud of that ladder by which
+he rose. If it were otherwise, I should have but a very poor opinion of
+their father, which, perhaps, upon the whole, I have not. Hence,
+gentlemen, under any circumstances, this company would have been
+exceptionally interesting and gratifying to me. But whereas I supposed
+that, like the fairies’ pavilion in the “Arabian Nights,” it would be but
+a mere handful, and I find it turn out, like the same elastic pavilion,
+capable of comprehending a multitude, so much the more proud am I of the
+honour of being your guest; for you will readily believe that the more
+widely representative of the press in America my entertainers are, the
+more I must feel the good-will and the kindly sentiments towards me of
+that vast institution.
+
+Gentlemen, so much of my voice has lately been heard in the land, and I
+have for upwards of four hard winter months so contended against what I
+have been sometimes quite admiringly assured was “a true American catarrh
+”—a possession which I have throughout highly appreciated, though I might
+have preferred to be naturalised by any other outward and visible signs—I
+say, gentlemen, so much of my voice has lately been heard, that I might
+have been contented with troubling you no further from my present
+standing-point, were it not a duty with which I henceforth charge myself,
+not only here but on every suitable occasion whatsoever and wheresoever,
+to express my high and grateful sense of my second reception in America,
+and to bear my honest testimony to the national generosity and
+magnanimity. Also, to declare how astounded I have been by the amazing
+changes that I have seen around me on every side—changes moral, changes
+physical, changes in the amount of land subdued and peopled, changes in
+the rise of vast new cities, changes in the growth of older cities almost
+out of recognition, changes in the graces and amenities of life, changes
+in the press, without whose advancement no advancement can be made
+anywhere. Nor am I, believe me, so arrogant as to suppose that in
+five-and-twenty years there have been no changes in me, and that I had
+nothing to learn and no extreme impressions to correct when I was here
+first.
+
+And, gentlemen, this brings me to a point on which I have, ever since I
+landed here last November, observed a strict silence, though tempted
+sometimes to break it, but in reference to which I will, with your good
+leave, take you into my confidence now. Even the press, being human, may
+be sometimes mistaken or misinformed, and I rather think that I have in
+one or two rare instances known its information to be not perfectly
+accurate with reference to myself. Indeed, I have now and again been
+more surprised by printed news that I have read of myself than by any
+printed news that I have ever read in my present state of existence.
+Thus, the vigour and perseverance with which I have for some months past
+been collecting materials for and hammering away at a new book on America
+have much astonished me, seeing that all that time it has been perfectly
+well known to my publishers on both sides of the Atlantic that I
+positively declared that no consideration on earth should induce me to
+write one. But what I have intended, what I have resolved upon (and this
+is the confidence I seek to place in you) is, on my return to England, in
+my own person, to bear, for the behoof of my countrymen, such testimony
+to the gigantic changes in this country as I have hinted at to-night.
+Also, to record that wherever I have been, in the smallest places equally
+with the largest, I have been received with unsurpassable politeness,
+delicacy, sweet temper, hospitality, consideration, and with
+unsurpassable respect for the privacy daily enforced upon me by the
+nature of my avocation here, and the state of my health. This testimony,
+so long as I live, and so long as my descendants have any legal right in
+my books, I shall cause to be re-published, as an appendix to every copy
+of those two books of mine in which I have referred to America. And this
+I will do and cause to be done, not in mere love and thankfulness, but
+because I regard it as an act of plain justice and honour.
+
+Gentlemen, the transition from my own feelings towards and interest in
+America to those of the mass of my countrymen seems to be a natural one;
+but, whether or no, I make it with an express object. I was asked in
+this very city, about last Christmas time, whether an American was not at
+some disadvantage in England as a foreigner. The notion of an American
+being regarded in England as a foreigner at all, of his ever being
+thought of or spoken of in that character, was so uncommonly incongruous
+and absurd to me, that my gravity was, for the moment, quite overpowered.
+As soon as it was restored, I said that for years and years past I hoped
+I had had as many American friends and had received as many American
+visitors as almost any Englishman living, and that my unvarying
+experience, fortified by theirs, was that it was enough in England to be
+an American to be received with the readiest respect and recognition
+anywhere. Hereupon, out of half-a-dozen people, suddenly spoke out two,
+one an American gentleman, with a cultivated taste for art, who, finding
+himself on a certain Sunday outside the walls of a certain historical
+English castle, famous for its pictures, was refused admission there,
+according to the strict rules of the establishment on that day, but who,
+on merely representing that he was an American gentleman, on his travels,
+had, not to say the picture gallery, but the whole castle, placed at his
+immediate disposal. The other was a lady, who, being in London, and
+having a great desire to see the famous reading-room of the British
+Museum, was assured by the English family with whom she stayed that it
+was unfortunately impossible, because the place was closed for a week,
+and she had only three days there. Upon that lady’s going to the Museum,
+as she assured me, alone to the gate, self-introduced as an American
+lady, the gate flew open, as it were magically. I am unwillingly bound
+to add that she certainly was young and exceedingly pretty. Still, the
+porter of that institution is of an obese habit, and, according to the
+best of my observation of him, not very impressible.
+
+Now, gentlemen, I refer to these trifles as a collateral assurance to you
+that the Englishman who shall humbly strive, as I hope to do, to be in
+England as faithful to America as to England herself, has no previous
+conceptions to contend against. Points of difference there have been,
+points of difference there are, points of difference there probably
+always will be between the two great peoples. But broadcast in England
+is sown the sentiment that those two peoples are essentially one, and
+that it rests with them jointly to uphold the great Anglo-Saxon race, to
+which our president has referred, and all its great achievements before
+the world. And if I know anything of my countrymen—and they give me
+credit for knowing something—if I know anything of my countrymen,
+gentlemen, the English heart is stirred by the fluttering of those Stars
+and Stripes, as it is stirred by no other flag that flies except its own.
+If I know my countrymen, in any and every relation towards America, they
+begin, not as Sir Anthony Absolute recommended that lovers should begin,
+with “a little aversion,” but with a great liking and a profound respect;
+and whatever the little sensitiveness of the moment, or the little
+official passion, or the little official policy now, or then, or here, or
+there, may be, take my word for it, that the first enduring, great,
+popular consideration in England is a generous construction of justice.
+
+Finally, gentlemen, and I say this subject to your correction, I do
+believe that from the great majority of honest minds on both sides, there
+cannot be absent the conviction that it would be better for this globe to
+be riven by an earthquake, fired by a comet, overrun by an iceberg, and
+abandoned to the Arctic fox and bear, than that it should present the
+spectacle of these two great nations, each of which has, in its own way
+and hour, striven so hard and so successfully for freedom, ever again
+being arrayed the one against the other. Gentlemen, I cannot thank your
+president enough or you enough for your kind reception of my health, and
+of my poor remarks, but, believe me, I do thank you with the utmost
+fervour of which my soul is capable.
+
+
+
+
+XXXIX.
+NEW YORK, APRIL 20, 1868.
+
+
+[Mr. Dickens’s last Reading in the United States was given at the
+Steinway Hall on the above date. The task finished he was about to
+retire, but a tremendous burst of applause stopped him. He came forward
+and spoke thus:—]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—The shadow of one word has impended over me this
+evening, and the time has come at length when the shadow must fall. It
+is but a very short one, but the weight of such things is not measured by
+their length, and two much shorter words express the round of our human
+existence. When I was reading “David Copperfield” a few evenings since,
+I felt there was more than usual significance in the words of Peggotty,
+“My future life lies over the sea.” And when I closed this book just
+now, I felt most keenly that I was shortly to establish such an _alibi_
+as would have satisfied even the elder Mr. Weller. The relations which
+have been set up between us, while they have involved for me something
+more than mere devotion to a task, have been by you sustained with the
+readiest sympathy and the kindest acknowledgment.
+
+Those relations must now be broken for ever. Be assured, however, that
+you will not pass from my mind. I shall often realise you as I see you
+now, equally by my winter fire and in the green English summer weather.
+I shall never recall you as a mere public audience, but rather as a host
+of personal friends, and ever with the greatest gratitude, tenderness,
+and consideration. Ladies and gentlemen, I beg to bid you farewell. God
+bless you, and God bless the land in which I leave you.
+
+
+
+
+XL.
+LIVERPOOL, APRIL 10, 1869.
+
+
+[The following speech was delivered by Mr. Dickens at a Banquet held in
+his honour at St. George’s Hall, Liverpool, after his health had been
+proposed by Lord Dufferin.]
+
+MR. MAYOR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, although I have been so well accustomed
+of late to the sound of my own voice in this neighbourhood as to hear it
+with perfect composure, the occasion is, believe me, very, very different
+in respect of those overwhelming voices of yours. As Professor Wilson
+once confided to me in Edinburgh that I had not the least idea, from
+hearing him in public, what a magnificent speaker he found himself to be
+when he was quite alone—so you can form no conception, from the specimen
+before you, of the eloquence with which I shall thank you again and again
+in some of the innermost moments of my future life. Often and often,
+then, God willing, my memory will recall this brilliant scene, and will
+re-illuminate this banquet-hall. I, faithful to this place in its
+present aspect, will observe it exactly as it stands—not one man’s seat
+empty, not one woman’s fair face absent, while life and memory abide by
+me.
+
+Mr. Mayor, Lord Dufferin in his speech so affecting to me, so eloquently
+uttered, and so rapturously received, made a graceful and gracious
+allusion to the immediate occasion of my present visit to your noble
+city. It is no homage to Liverpool, based upon a moment’s untrustworthy
+enthusiasm, but it is the solid fact built upon the rock of experience
+that when I first made up my mind, after considerable deliberation,
+systematically to meet my readers in large numbers, face to face, and to
+try to express myself to them through the breath of life, Liverpool stood
+foremost among the great places out of London to which I looked with
+eager confidence and pleasure. And why was this? Not merely because of
+the reputation of its citizens for generous estimation of the arts; not
+merely because I had unworthily filled the chair of its great
+self-educational institution long ago; not merely because the place had
+been a home to me since the well-remembered day when its blessed roofs
+and steeples dipped into the Mersey behind me on the occasion of my first
+sailing away to see my generous friends across the Atlantic twenty-seven
+years ago. Not for one of those considerations, but because it had been
+my happiness to have a public opportunity of testing the spirit of its
+people. I had asked Liverpool for help towards the worthy preservation
+of Shakespeare’s house. On another occasion I had ventured to address
+Liverpool in the names of Leigh Hunt and Sheridan Knowles. On still
+another occasion I had addressed it in the cause of the brotherhood and
+sisterhood of letters and the kindred arts, and on each and all the
+response had been unsurpassably spontaneous, open-handed, and munificent.
+
+Mr. Mayor, and ladies and gentlemen, if I may venture to take a small
+illustration of my present position from my own peculiar craft, I would
+say that there is this objection in writing fiction to giving a story an
+autobiographical form, that through whatever dangers the narrator may
+pass, it is clear unfortunately to the reader beforehand that he must
+have come through them somehow else he could not have lived to tell the
+tale. Now, in speaking fact, when the fact is associated with such
+honours as those with which you have enriched me, there is this singular
+difficulty in the way of returning thanks, that the speaker must
+infallibly come back to himself through whatever oratorical disasters he
+may languish on the road. Let me, then, take the plainer and simpler
+middle course of dividing my subject equally between myself and you. Let
+me assure you that whatever you have accepted with pleasure, either by
+word of pen or by word of mouth, from me, you have greatly improved in
+the acceptance. As the gold is said to be doubly and trebly refined
+which has seven times passed the furnace, so a fancy may be said to
+become more and more refined each time it passes through the human heart.
+You have, and you know you have, brought to the consideration of me that
+quality in yourselves without which I should but have beaten the air.
+Your earnestness has stimulated mine, your laughter has made me laugh,
+and your tears have overflowed my eyes. All that I can claim for myself
+in establishing the relations which exist between us is constant fidelity
+to hard work. My literary fellows about me, of whom I am so proud to see
+so many, know very well how true it is in all art that what seems the
+easiest done is oftentimes the most difficult to do, and that the
+smallest truth may come of the greatest pains—much, as it occurred to me
+at Manchester the other day, as the sensitive touch of Mr. Whitworth’s
+measuring machine, comes at last, of Heaven and Manchester and its mayor
+only know how much hammering—my companions-in-arms know thoroughly well,
+and I think it only right the public should know too, that in our careful
+toil and trouble, and in our steady striving for excellence—not in any
+little gifts, misused by fits and starts—lies our highest duty at once to
+our calling, to one another, to ourselves, and to you.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, before sitting down I find that I have to clear
+myself of two very unexpected accusations. The first is a most singular
+charge preferred against me by my old friend Lord Houghton, that I have
+been somewhat unconscious of the merits of the House of Lords. Now,
+ladies and gentlemen, seeing that I have had some few not altogether
+obscure or unknown personal friends in that assembly, seeing that I had
+some little association with, and knowledge of, a certain obscure peer
+lately known in England by the name of Lord Brougham; seeing that I
+regard with some admiration and affection another obscure peer wholly
+unknown in literary circles, called Lord Lytton; seeing also that I have
+had for some years some slight admiration of the extraordinary judicial
+properties and amazingly acute mind of a certain Lord Chief Justice
+popularly known by the name of Cockburn; and also seeing that there is no
+man in England whom I respect more in his public capacity, whom I love
+more in his private capacity, or from whom I have received more
+remarkable proofs of his honour and love of literature than another
+obscure nobleman called Lord Russell; taking these circumstances into
+consideration, I was rather amazed by my noble friend’s accusation. When
+I asked him, on his sitting down, what amazing devil possessed him to
+make this charge, he replied that he had never forgotten the days of Lord
+Verisopht. Then, ladies and gentlemen, I understood it all. Because it
+is a remarkable fact that in the days when that depreciative and
+profoundly unnatural character was invented there was no Lord Houghton in
+the House of Lords. And there was in the House of Commons a rather
+indifferent member called Richard Monckton Milnes.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, to conclude, for the present, I close with the
+other charge of my noble friend, and here I am more serious, and I may be
+allowed perhaps to express my seriousness in half a dozen plain words.
+When I first took literature as my profession in England, I calmly
+resolved within myself that, whether I succeeded or whether I failed,
+literature should be my sole profession. It appeared to me at that time
+that it was not so well understood in England as it was in other
+countries that literature was a dignified profession, by which any man
+might stand or fall. I made a compact with myself that in my person
+literature should stand, and by itself, of itself, and for itself; and
+there is no consideration on earth which would induce me to break that
+bargain.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, finally allow me to thank you for your great
+kindness, and for the touching earnestness with which you have drunk my
+health. I should have thanked you with all my heart if it had not so
+unfortunately happened that, for many sufficient reasons, I lost my heart
+at between half-past six and half-past seven to-night.
+
+
+
+
+THE OXFORD AND HARVARD BOAT RACE.
+SYDENHAM, AUGUST 30, 1869.
+
+
+[The International University Boat Race having taken place on August 27,
+the London Rowing Club invited the Crews to a Dinner at the Crystal
+Palace on the following Monday. The dinner was followed by a grand
+display of pyrotechnics. Mr. Dickens, in proposing the health of the
+Crews, made the following speech:]
+
+GENTLEMEN, flushed with fireworks, I can warrant myself to you as about
+to imitate those gorgeous illusions by making a brief spirt and then
+dying out. And, first of all, as an invited visitor of the London Rowing
+Club on this most interesting occasion, I will beg, in the name of the
+other invited visitors present—always excepting the distinguished guests
+who are the cause of our meeting—to thank the president for the modesty
+and the courtesy with which he has deputed to one of us the most
+agreeable part of his evening’s duty. It is the more graceful in him to
+do this because he can hardly fail to see that he might very easily do it
+himself, as this is a case of all others in which it is according to good
+taste and the very principles of things that the great social vice,
+speech-making, should hide it diminished head before the great social
+virtue action. However, there is an ancient story of a lady who threw
+her glove into an arena full of wild beasts to tempt her attendant lover
+to climb down and reclaim it. The lover, rightly inferring from the
+action the worth of the lady, risked his life for the glove, and then
+threw it rightly in her face as a token of his eternal adieu. {239} I
+take up the President’s glove, on the contrary, as a proof of his much
+higher worth, and of my real interest in the cause in which it was thrown
+down, and I now profess my readiness to do even injustice to the duty
+which he has assigned me.
+
+Gentlemen, a very remarkable and affecting volume was published in the
+United States within a short time before my last visit to that hospitable
+land, containing ninety-five biographies of young men, for the most part
+well-born and well nurtured, and trained in various peaceful pursuits of
+life, who, when the flag of their country waved them from those quiet
+paths in which they were seeking distinction of various kinds, took arms
+in the dread civil war which elicited so much bravery on both sides, and
+died in the defence of their country. These great spirits displayed
+extraordinary aptitude in the acquisition, even in the invention, of
+military tactics, in the combining and commanding of great masses of men,
+in surprising readiness of self-resource for the general good, in
+humanely treating the sick and the wounded, and in winning to themselves
+a very rare amount of personal confidence and trust. They had all risen
+to be distinguished soldiers; they had all done deeds of great heroism;
+they had all combined with their valour and self-devotion a serene
+cheerfulness, a quiet modesty, and a truly Christian spirit; and they had
+all been educated in one school—Harvard University.
+
+Gentlemen, nothing was more remarkable in these fine descendants of our
+forefathers than the invincible determination with which they fought
+against odds, and the undauntable spirit with which they resisted defeat.
+I ask you, who will say after last Friday that Harvard University is less
+true to herself in peace than she was in war? I ask you, who will not
+recognise in her boat’s crew the leaven of her soldiers, and who does not
+feel that she has now a greater right than ever to be proud of her sons,
+and take these sons to her breast when they return with resounding
+acclamations? It is related of the Duke of Wellington that he once told
+a lady who foolishly protested that she would like to see a great victory
+that there was only one thing worse than a great victory, and that was a
+great defeat.
+
+But, gentlemen, there is another sense in which to use the term a great
+defeat. Such is the defeat of a handful of daring fellows who make a
+preliminary dash of three or four thousand stormy miles to meet great
+conquerors on their own domain—who do not want the stimulus of friends
+and home, but who sufficiently hear and feel their own dear land in the
+shouts and cheers of another—and who strive to the last with a desperate
+tenacity that makes the beating of them a new feather in the proudest
+cap. Gentlemen, you agree with me that such a defeat is a great, noble
+part of a manly, wholesome action; and I say that it is in the essence
+and life-blood of such a defeat to become at last sure victory.
+
+Now, gentlemen, you know perfectly well the toast I am going to propose,
+and you know equally well that in thus glancing first towards our friends
+of the white stripes, I merely anticipate and respond to the instinctive
+courtesy of Oxford towards our brothers from a distance—a courtesy
+extending, I hope, and I do not doubt, to any imaginable limits except
+allowing them to take the first place in last Friday’s match, if they
+could by any human and honourable means be kept in the second. I will
+not avail myself of the opportunity provided for me by the absence of the
+greater part of the Oxford crew—indeed, of all but one, and that, its
+most modest and devoted member—I will not avail myself of the golden
+opportunity considerately provided for me to say a great deal in honour
+of the Oxford crew. I know that the gentleman who attends here attends
+under unusual anxieties and difficulties, and that if he were less in
+earnest his filial affection could not possibly allow him to be here.
+
+It is therefore enough for me, gentlemen, and enough for you, that I
+should say here, and now, that we all unite with one accord in regarding
+the Oxford crew as the pride and flower of England—and that we should
+consider it very weak indeed to set anything short of England’s very best
+in opposition to or competition with America; though it certainly must be
+confessed—I am bound in common justice and honour to admit it—it must be
+confessed in disparagement of the Oxford men, as I heard a discontented
+gentleman remark—last Friday night, about ten o’clock, when he was
+baiting a very small horse in the Strand—he was one of eleven with pipes
+in a chaise cart—I say it must be admitted in disparagement of the Oxford
+men on the authority of this gentleman, that they have won so often that
+they could afford to lose a little now, and that “they ought to do it,
+but they won’t.”
+
+Gentlemen, in drinking to both crews, and in offering the poor testimony
+of our thanks in acknowledgment of the gallant spectacle which they
+presented to countless thousands last Friday, I am sure I express not
+only your feeling, and my feeling, and the feeling of the Blue, but also
+the feeling of the whole people of England, when I cordially give them
+welcome to our English waters and English ground, and also bid them “God
+speed” in their voyage home. As the greater includes the less, and the
+sea holds the river, so I think it is no very bold augury to predict that
+in the friendly contests yet to come and to take place, I hope, on both
+sides of the Atlantic—there are great river triumphs for Harvard
+University yet in store. Gentlemen, I warn the English portion of this
+audience that these are very dangerous men. Remember that it was an
+undergraduate of Harvard University who served as a common seaman two
+years before the mast, {242} and who wrote about the best sea book in the
+English tongue. Remember that it was one of those young American
+gentlemen who sailed his mite of a yacht across the Atlantic in
+mid-winter, and who sailed in her to sink or swim with the men who
+believed in him.
+
+And now, gentlemen, in conclusion, animated by your cordial acquiescence,
+I will take upon myself to assure our brothers from a distance that the
+utmost enthusiasm with which they can be received on their return home
+will find a ready echo in every corner of England—and further, that none
+of their immediate countrymen—I use the qualifying term immediate, for we
+are, as our president said, fellow countrymen, thank God—that none of
+their compatriots who saw, or who will read of, what they did in this
+great race, can be more thoroughly imbued with a sense of their
+indomitable courage and their high deserts than are their rivals and
+their hosts to-night. Gentlemen, I beg to propose to you to drink the
+crews of Harvard and Oxford University, and I beg to couple with that
+toast the names of Mr. Simmons and Mr. Willan.
+
+
+
+
+XLII.
+BIRMINGHAM, SEPTEMBER 27, 1869.
+
+
+[Inaugural Address on the opening of the Winter Session of the Birmingham
+and Midland Institute.
+
+One who was present during the delivery of the following speech, informs
+the editor that “no note of any kind was referred to by Mr.
+Dickens—except the Quotation from Sydney Smith. The address, evidently
+carefully prepared, was delivered without a single pause, in Mr.
+Dickens’s best manner, and was a very great success.”]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—We often hear of our common country that it is an
+over-populated one, that it is an over-pauperized one, that it is an
+over-colonizing one, and that it is an over-taxed one. Now, I entertain,
+especially of late times, the heretical belief that it is an over-talked
+one, and that there is a deal of public speech-making going about in
+various directions which might be advantageously dispensed with. If I
+were free to act upon this conviction, as president for the time being of
+the great institution so numerously represented here, I should
+immediately and at once subside into a golden silence, which would be of
+a highly edifying, because of a very exemplary character. But I happen
+to be the institution’s willing servant, not its imperious master, and it
+exacts tribute of mere silver or copper speech—not to say brazen—from
+whomsoever it exalts to my high office. Some African tribes—not to draw
+the comparison disrespectfully—some savage African tribes, when they make
+a king require him perhaps to achieve an exhausting foot-race under the
+stimulus of considerable popular prodding and goading, or perhaps to be
+severely and experimentally knocked about the head by his Privy Council,
+or perhaps to be dipped in a river full of crocodiles, or perhaps to
+drink immense quantities of something nasty out of a calabash—at all
+events, to undergo some purifying ordeal in presence of his admiring
+subjects.
+
+I must confess that I became rather alarmed when I was duly warned by
+your constituted authorities that whatever I might happen to say here
+to-night would be termed an inaugural address on the entrance upon a new
+term of study by the members of your various classes; for, besides that,
+the phrase is something high-sounding for my taste, I avow that I do look
+forward to that blessed time when every man shall inaugurate his own work
+for himself, and do it. I believe that we shall then have inaugurated a
+new era indeed, and one in which the Lord’s Prayer will become a
+fulfilled prophecy upon this earth. Remembering, however, that you may
+call anything by any name without in the least changing its
+nature—bethinking myself that you may, if you be so minded, call a
+butterfly a buffalo, without advancing a hair’s breadth towards making it
+one—I became composed in my mind, and resolved to stick to the very
+homely intention I had previously formed. This was merely to tell you,
+the members, students, and friends of the Birmingham and Midland
+Institute—firstly, what you cannot possibly want to know, (this is a very
+popular oratorical theme); secondly, what your institution has done; and,
+thirdly, what, in the poor opinion of its President for the time being,
+remains for it to do and not to do.
+
+Now, first, as to what you cannot possibly want to know. You cannot need
+from me any oratorical declamation concerning the abstract advantages of
+knowledge or the beauties of self-improvement. If you had any such
+requirement you would not be here. I conceive that you are here because
+you have become thoroughly penetrated with such principles, either in
+your own persons or in the persons of some striving fellow-creatures, on
+whom you have looked with interest and sympathy. I conceive that you are
+here because you feel the welfare of the great chiefly adult educational
+establishment, whose doors stand really open to all sorts and conditions
+of people, to be inseparable from the best welfare of your great town and
+its neighbourhood. Nay, if I take a much wider range than that, and say
+that we all—every one of us here—perfectly well know that the benefits of
+such an establishment must extend far beyond the limits of this midland
+county—its fires and smoke,—and must comprehend, in some sort, the whole
+community, I do not strain the truth. It was suggested by Mr. Babbage,
+in his ninth “Bridgewater Treatise,” that a mere spoken word—a single
+articulated syllable thrown into the air—may go on reverberating through
+illimitable space for ever and for ever, seeing that there is no rim
+against which it can strike—no boundary at which it can possibly arrive.
+Similarly it may be said—not as an ingenious speculation, but as a
+stedfast and absolute fact—that human calculation cannot limit the
+influence of one atom of wholesome knowledge patiently acquired, modestly
+possessed, and faithfully used.
+
+As the astronomers tell us that it is probable that there are in the
+universe innumerable solar systems besides ours, to each of which myriads
+of utterly unknown and unseen stars belong, so it is certain that every
+man, however obscure, however far removed from the general recognition,
+is one of a group of men impressible for good, and impressible for evil,
+and that it is in the eternal nature of things that he cannot really
+improve himself without in some degree improving other men. And observe,
+this is especially the case when he has improved himself in the teeth of
+adverse circumstances, as in a maturity succeeding to a neglected or an
+ill-taught youth, in the few daily hours remaining to him after ten or
+twelve hours’ labour, in the few pauses and intervals of a life of toil;
+for then his fellows and companions have assurance that he can have known
+no favouring conditions, and that they can do what he has done, in
+wresting some enlightenment and self-respect from what Lord Lytton finely
+calls—
+
+ “Those twin gaolers of the daring heart,
+ Low birth and iron fortune.”
+
+As you have proved these truths in your own experience or in your own
+observation, and as it may be safely assumed that there can be very few
+persons in Birmingham, of all places under heaven, who would contest the
+position that the more cultivated the employed the better for the
+employer, and the more cultivated the employer the better for the
+employed; therefore, my references to what you do not want to know shall
+here cease and determine.
+
+Next, with reference to what your institution has done on my summary,
+which shall be as concise and as correct as my information and my
+remembrance of it may render possible, I desire to lay emphatic stress.
+Your institution, sixteen years old, and in which masters and workmen
+study together, has outgrown the ample edifice in which it receives its
+2,500 or 2,600 members and students. It is a most cheering sign of its
+vigorous vitality that of its industrial-students almost half are
+artisans in the receipt of weekly wages. I think I am correct in saying
+that 400 others are clerks, apprentices, tradesmen, or tradesmen’s sons.
+I note with particular pleasure the adherence of a goodly number of the
+gentler sex, without whom no institution whatever can truly claim to be
+either a civilising or a civilised one. The increased attendance at your
+educational classes is always greatest on the part of the artisans—the
+class within my experience the least reached in any similar institutions
+elsewhere, and whose name is the oftenest and the most constantly taken
+in vain. But it is specially reached here, not improbably because it is,
+as it should be, specially addressed in the foundation of the industrial
+department, in the allotment of the direction of the society’s affairs,
+and in the establishment of what are called its penny classes—a bold,
+and, I am happy to say, a triumphantly successful experiment, which
+enables the artisan to obtain sound evening instruction in subjects
+directly bearing upon his daily usefulness or on his daily happiness, as
+arithmetic (elementary and advanced), chemistry, physical geography, and
+singing, on payment of the astoundingly low fee of a single penny every
+time he attends the class. I beg emphatically to say that I look upon
+this as one of the most remarkable schemes ever devised for the
+educational behoof of the artisan, and if your institution had done
+nothing else in all its life, I would take my stand by it on its having
+done this.
+
+Apart, however, from its industrial department, it has its general
+department, offering all the advantages of a first-class literary
+institution. It has its reading-rooms, its library, its chemical
+laboratory, its museum, its art department, its lecture hall, and its
+long list of lectures on subjects of various and comprehensive interest,
+delivered by lecturers of the highest qualifications. Very well. But it
+may be asked, what are the practical results of all these appliances?
+Now, let us suppose a few. Suppose that your institution should have
+educated those who are now its teachers. That would be a very remarkable
+fact. Supposing, besides, it should, so to speak, have educated
+education all around it, by sending forth numerous and efficient teachers
+into many and divers schools. Suppose the young student, reared
+exclusively in its laboratory, should be presently snapped up for the
+laboratory of the great and famous hospitals. Suppose that in nine years
+its industrial students should have carried off a round dozen of the much
+competed for prizes awarded by the Society of Arts and the Government
+department, besides two local prizes originating in the generosity of a
+Birmingham man. Suppose that the Town Council, having it in trust to
+find an artisan well fit to receive the Whitworth prizes, should find him
+here. Suppose that one of the industrial students should turn his
+chemical studies to the practical account of extracting gold from waste
+colour water, and of taking it into custody, in the very act of running
+away with hundreds of pounds down the town drains. Suppose another
+should perceive in his books, in his studious evenings, what was amiss
+with his master’s until then inscrutably defective furnace, and should go
+straight—to the great annual saving of that master—and put it right.
+Supposing another should puzzle out the means, until then quite unknown
+in England, of making a certain description of coloured glass. Supposing
+another should qualify himself to vanquish one by one, as they daily
+arise, all the little difficulties incidental to his calling as an
+electro-plater, and should be applied to by his companions in the shop in
+all emergencies under the name of the “Encyclopædia.” Suppose a long
+procession of such cases, and then consider that these are not
+suppositions at all, but are plain, unvarnished facts, culminating in the
+one special and significant fact that, with a single solitary exception,
+every one of the institution’s industrial students who have taken its
+prizes within ten years, have since climbed to higher situations in their
+way of life.
+
+As to the extent to which the institution encourages the artisan to
+think, and so, for instance, to rise superior to the little shackling
+prejudices and observances perchance existing in his trade when they will
+not bear the test of inquiry, that is only to be equalled by the extent
+to which it encourages him to feel. There is a certain tone of modest
+manliness pervading all the little facts which I have looked through
+which I found remarkably impressive. The decided objection on the part
+of industrial students to attend classes in their working clothes,
+breathes this tone, as being a graceful and at the same time perfectly
+independent recognition of the place and of one another. And this tone
+is admirably illustrated in a different way, in the case of a poor
+bricklayer, who, being in temporary reverses through the illness of his
+family, and having consequently been obliged to part with his best
+clothes, and being therefore missed from his classes, in which he had
+been noticed as a very hard worker, was persuaded to attend them in his
+working clothes. He replied, “No, it was not possible. It must not be
+thought of. It must not come into question for a moment. It would be
+supposed, or it might be thought, that he did it to attract attention.”
+And the same man being offered by one of the officers a loan of money to
+enable him to rehabilitate his appearance, positively declined it, on the
+ground that he came to the institution to learn and to know better how to
+help himself, not otherwise to ask help, or to receive help from any man.
+Now, I am justified in calling this the tone of the institution, because
+it is no isolated instance, but is a fair and honourable sample of the
+spirit of the place, and as such I put it at the conclusion—though last
+certainly not least—of my references to what your institution has
+indubitably done.
+
+Well, ladies and gentlemen, I come at length to what, in the humble
+opinion of the evanescent officer before you, remains for the institution
+to do, and not to do. As Mr. Carlyle has it towards the closing pages of
+his grand history of the French Revolution, “This we are now with due
+brevity to glance at; and then courage, oh listener, I see land!” {250}
+I earnestly hope—and I firmly believe—that your institution will do
+henceforth as it has done hitherto; it can hardly do better. I hope and
+believe that it will know among its members no distinction of persons,
+creed, or party, but that it will conserve its place of assemblage as a
+high, pure ground, on which all such considerations shall merge into the
+one universal, heaven-sent aspiration of the human soul to be wiser and
+better. I hope and believe that it will always be expansive and elastic;
+for ever seeking to devise new means of enlarging the circle of its
+members, of attracting to itself the confidence of still greater and
+greater numbers, and never evincing any more disposition to stand still
+than time does, or life does, or the seasons do. And above all things, I
+hope, and I feel confident from its antecedents, that it will never allow
+any consideration on the face of the earth to induce it to patronise or
+to be patronised, for I verily believe that the bestowal and receipt of
+patronage in such wise has been a curse in England, and that it has done
+more to prevent really good objects, and to lower really high character,
+than the utmost efforts of the narrowest antagonism could have effected
+in twice the time.
+
+I have no fear that the walls of the Birmingham and Midland Institute
+will ever tremble responsive to the croakings of the timid opponents of
+intellectual progress; but in this connexion generally I cannot forbear
+from offering a remark which is much upon my mind. It is commonly
+assumed—much too commonly—that this age is a material age, and that a
+material age is an irreligious age. I have been pained lately to see
+this assumption repeated in certain influential quarters for which I have
+a high respect, and desire to have a higher. I am afraid that by dint of
+constantly being reiterated, and reiterated without protest, this
+assumption—which I take leave altogether to deny—may be accepted by the
+more unthinking part of the public as unquestionably true; just as
+caricaturists and painters, professedly making a portrait of some public
+man, which was not in the least like him to begin with, have gone on
+repeating and repeating it until the public came to believe that it must
+be exactly like him, simply because it was like itself, and really have
+at last, in the fulness of time, grown almost disposed to resent upon him
+their tardy discovery—really to resent upon him their late discovery—that
+he was not like it. I confess, standing here in this responsible
+situation, that I do not understand this much-used and much-abused
+phrase—the “material age.” I cannot comprehend—if anybody can I very
+much doubt—its logical signification. For instance, has electricity
+become more material in the mind of any sane or moderately insane man,
+woman, or child, because of the discovery that in the good providence of
+God it could be made available for the service and use of man to an
+immeasurably greater extent than for his destruction? Do I make a more
+material journey to the bed-side of my dying parent or my dying child
+when I travel there at the rate of sixty miles an hour, than when I
+travel thither at the rate of six? Rather, in the swiftest case, does
+not my agonised heart become over-fraught with gratitude to that Supreme
+Beneficence from whom alone could have proceeded the wonderful means of
+shortening my suspense? What is the materiality of the cable or the wire
+compared with the materiality of the spark? What is the materiality of
+certain chemical substances that we can weigh or measure, imprison or
+release, compared with the materiality of their appointed affinities and
+repulsions presented to them from the instant of their creation to the
+day of judgment? When did this so-called material age begin? With the
+use of clothing; with the discovery of the compass; with the invention of
+the art of printing? Surely, it has been a long time about; and which is
+the more material object, the farthing tallow candle that will not give
+me light, or that flame of gas which will?
+
+No, ladies and gentlemen, do not let us be discouraged or deceived by any
+fine, vapid, empty words. The true material age is the stupid Chinese
+age, in which no new or grand revelations of nature are granted, because
+they are ignorantly and insolently repelled, instead of being diligently
+and humbly sought. The difference between the ancient fiction of the mad
+braggart defying the lightning and the modern historical picture of
+Franklin drawing it towards his kite, in order that he might the more
+profoundly study that which was set before him to be studied (or it would
+not have been there), happily expresses to my mind the distinction
+between the much-maligned material sages—material in one sense, I
+suppose, but in another very immaterial sages—of the Celestial Empire
+school. Consider whether it is likely or unlikely, natural or unnatural,
+reasonable or unreasonable, that I, a being capable of thought, and
+finding myself surrounded by such discovered wonders on every hand,
+should sometimes ask myself the question—should put to myself the solemn
+consideration—can these things be among those things which might have
+been disclosed by divine lips nigh upon two thousand years ago, but that
+the people of that time could not bear them? And whether this be so or
+no, if I am so surrounded on every hand, is not my moral responsibility
+tremendously increased thereby, and with it my intelligence and
+submission as a child of Adam and of the dust, before that Shining Source
+which equally of all that is granted and all that is withheld holds in
+His mighty hands the unapproachable mysteries of life and death.
+
+To the students of your industrial classes generally I have had it in my
+mind, first, to commend the short motto, in two words,
+“Courage—Persevere.” This is the motto of a friend and worker. Not
+because the eyes of Europe are upon them, for I don’t in the least
+believe it; nor because the eyes of even England are upon them, for I
+don’t in the least believe it; not because their doings will be
+proclaimed with blast of trumpet at street corners, for no such musical
+performances will take place; not because self-improvement is at all
+certain to lead to worldly success, but simply because it is good and
+right of itself, and because, being so, it does assuredly bring with it
+its own resources and its own rewards. I would further commend to them a
+very wise and witty piece of advice on the conduct of the understanding
+which was given more than half a century ago by the Rev. Sydney
+Smith—wisest and wittiest of the friends I have lost. He says—and he is
+speaking, you will please understand, as I speak, to a school of
+volunteer students—he says: “There is a piece of foppery which is to be
+cautiously guarded against, the foppery of universality, of knowing all
+sciences and excelling in all arts—chymistry, mathematics, algebra,
+dancing, history, reasoning, riding, fencing, Low Dutch, High Dutch, and
+natural philosophy. In short, the modern precept of education very often
+is, ‘Take the Admirable Crichton for your model, I would have you
+ignorant of nothing.’ Now,” says he, “my advice, on the contrary, is to
+have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order
+that you may avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.”
+
+To this I would superadd a little truth, which holds equally good of my
+own life and the life of every eminent man I have ever known. The one
+serviceable, safe, certain, remunerative, attainable quality in every
+study and in every pursuit is the quality of attention. My own invention
+or imagination, such as it is, I can most truthfully assure you, would
+never have served me as it has, but for the habit of commonplace, humble,
+patient, daily, toiling, drudging attention. Genius, vivacity, quickness
+of penetration, brilliancy in association of ideas—such mental qualities,
+like the qualities of the apparition of the externally armed head in
+_Macbeth_, will not be commanded; but attention, after due term of
+submissive service, always will. Like certain plants which the poorest
+peasant may grow in the poorest soil, it can be cultivated by any one,
+and it is certain in its own good season to bring forth flowers and
+fruit. I can most truthfully assure you by-the-by, that this eulogium on
+attention is so far quite disinterested on my part as that it has not the
+least reference whatever to the attention with which you have honoured
+me.
+
+Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have done. I cannot but reflect how often
+you have probably heard within these walls one of the foremost men, and
+certainly one of the very best speakers, if not the very best, in
+England. I could not say to myself, when I began just now, in
+Shakespeare’s line—
+
+ “I will be BRIGHT and shining gold,”
+
+but I could say to myself, and I did say to myself, “I will be as natural
+and easy as I possibly can,” because my heart has all been in my subject,
+and I bear an old love towards Birmingham and Birmingham men. I have
+said that I bear an old love towards Birmingham and Birmingham men; let
+me amend a small omission, and add “and Birmingham women.” This ring I
+wear on my finger now is an old Birmingham gift, and if by rubbing it I
+could raise the spirit that was obedient to Aladdin’s ring, I heartily
+assure you that my first instruction to that genius on the spot should be
+to place himself at Birmingham’s disposal in the best of causes.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[In acknowledging the vote of thanks, Mr. Dickens said:—]
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, as I hope it is more than possible that I shall
+have the pleasure of meeting you again before Christmas is out, and shall
+have the great interest of seeing the faces and touching the bands of the
+successful competitors in your lists, I will not cast upon that
+anticipated meeting the terrible foreshadowing of dread which must
+inevitably result from a second speech. I thank you most heartily, and I
+most sincerely and fervently say to you, “Good night, and God bless you.”
+In reference to the appropriate and excellent remarks of Mr. Dixon, I
+will now discharge my conscience of my political creed, which is
+contained in two articles, and has no reference to any party or persons.
+My faith in the people governing is, on the whole, infinitesimal; my
+faith in the People governed is, on the whole, illimitable.
+
+
+
+
+XLIII.
+BIRMINGHAM, JANUARY 6, 1870.
+
+
+[On the evening of the above date, Mr. Dickens, as President of the
+Birmingham and Midland Institute, distributed the prizes and certificates
+awarded to the most successful students in the first year. The
+proceedings took place in the Town Hall: Mr. Dickens entered at eight
+o’clock, accompanied by the officers of the Institute, and was received
+with loud applause. After the lapse of a minute or two, he rose and
+said:—]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—When I last had the honour to preside over a
+meeting of the Institution which again brings us together, I took
+occasion to remark upon a certain superabundance of public speaking which
+seems to me to distinguish the present time. It will require very little
+self-denial on my part to practise now what I preached then; firstly,
+because I said my little say that night; and secondly, because we have
+definite and highly interesting action before us to-night. We have now
+to bestow the rewards which have been brilliantly won by the most
+successful competitors in the society’s lists. I say the most
+successful, because to-night we should particularly observe, I think,
+that there is success in all honest endeavour, and that there is some
+victory gained in every gallant struggle that is made. To strive at all
+involves a victory achieved over sloth, inertness, and indifference; and
+competition for these prizes involves, besides, in the vast majority of
+cases, competition with and mastery asserted over circumstances adverse
+to the effort made. Therefore, every losing competitor among my hearers
+may be certain that he has still won much—very much—and that he can well
+afford to swell the triumph of his rivals who have passed him in the
+race.
+
+I have applied the word “rewards” to these prizes, and I do so, not
+because they represent any great intrinsic worth in silver or gold, but
+precisely because they do not. They represent what is above all
+price—what can be stated in no arithmetical figures, and what is one of
+the great needs of the human soul—encouraging sympathy. They are an
+assurance to every student present or to come in your institution, that
+he does not work either neglected or unfriended, and that he is watched,
+felt for, stimulated, and appreciated. Such an assurance, conveyed in
+the presence of this large assembly, and striking to the breasts of the
+recipients that thrill which is inseparable from any great united
+utterance of feeling, is a reward, to my thinking, as purely worthy of
+the labour as the labour itself is worthy of the reward; and by a
+sensitive spirit can never be forgotten.
+
+[One of the prize-takers was a Miss Winkle, a name suggestive of
+“Pickwick,” which was received with laugher. Mr. Dickens made some
+remarks to the lady in an undertone; and then observed to the audience,
+“I have recommended Miss Winkle to change her name.” The prizes having
+been distributed, Mr. Dickens made a second brief speech. He said:—]
+
+The prizes are now all distributed, and I have discharged myself of the
+delightful task you have entrusted to me; and if the recipients of these
+prizes and certificates who have come upon this platform have had the
+genuine pleasure in receiving their acknowledgments from my hands that I
+have had in placing them in theirs, they are in a true Christian temper
+to-night. I have the painful sense upon me, that it is reserved for some
+one else to enjoy this great satisfaction of mind next time. It would be
+useless for the few short moments longer to disguise the fact that I
+happen to have drawn King this Twelfth Night, but that another Sovereign
+will very soon sit upon my inconstant throne. To-night I abdicate, or,
+what is much the same thing in the modern annals of Royalty—I am politely
+dethroned. This melancholy reflection, ladies and gentlemen, brings me
+to a very small point, personal to myself, upon which I will beg your
+permission to say a closing word.
+
+When I was here last autumn I made, in reference to some remarks of your
+respected member, Mr. Dixon, a short confession of my political faith—or
+perhaps I should better say want of faith. It imported that I have very
+little confidence in the people who govern us—please to observe “people”
+there will be with a small “p,”—but that I have great confidence in the
+People whom they govern; please to observe “people” there with a large
+“P.” This was shortly and elliptically stated, and was with no evil
+intention, I am absolutely sure, in some quarters inversely explained.
+Perhaps as the inventor of a certain extravagant fiction, but one which I
+do see rather frequently quoted as if there were grains of truth at the
+bottom of it—a fiction called the “Circumlocution Office,”—and perhaps
+also as the writer of an idle book or two, whose public opinions are not
+obscurely stated—perhaps in these respects I do not sufficiently bear in
+mind Hamlet’s caution to speak by the card lest equivocation should undo
+me.
+
+Now I complain of nobody; but simply in order that there may be no
+mistake as to what I did mean, and as to what I do mean, I will re-state
+my meaning, and I will do so in the words of a great thinker, a great
+writer, and a great scholar, {259} whose death, unfortunately for
+mankind, cut short his “History of Civilization in England:”—“They may
+talk as they will about reforms which Government has introduced and
+improvements to be expected from legislation, but whoever will take a
+wider and more commanding view of human affairs, will soon discover that
+such hopes are chimerical. They will learn that lawgivers are nearly
+always the obstructors of society instead of its helpers, and that in the
+extremely few cases where their measures have turned out well their
+success has been owing to the fact that, contrary to their usual custom,
+they have implicitly obeyed the spirit of their time, and have been—as
+they always should be—the mere servants of the people, to whose wishes
+they are bound to give a public and legal sanction.”
+
+
+
+
+XLIV.
+LONDON, APRIL 6, 1846. {260}
+
+
+[The first anniversary festival of the General Theatrical Fund
+Association was held on the evening of the above date at the London
+Tavern. The chair was taken by Mr. Dickens, who thus proposed the
+principal toast:]
+
+GENTLEMEN,—In offering to you a toast which has not as yet been publicly
+drunk in any company, it becomes incumbent on me to offer a few words in
+explanation: in the first place, premising that the toast will be “The
+General Theatrical Fund.”
+
+The Association, whose anniversary we celebrate to-night, was founded
+seven years ago, for the purpose of granting permanent pensions to such
+of the _corps dramatique_ as had retired from the stage, either from a
+decline in their years or a decay of their powers. Collected within the
+scope of its benevolence are all actors and actresses, singers, or
+dancers, of five years’ standing in the profession. To relieve their
+necessities and to protect them from want is the great end of the
+Society, and it is good to know that for seven years the members of it
+have steadily, patiently, quietly, and perseveringly pursued this end,
+advancing by regular contribution, moneys which many of them could ill
+afford, and cheered by no external help or assistance of any kind
+whatsoever. It has thus served a regular apprenticeship, but I trust
+that we shall establish to-night that its time is out, and that
+henceforth the Fund will enter upon a flourishing and brilliant career.
+
+I have no doubt that you are all aware that there are, and were when this
+institution was founded, two other institutions existing of a similar
+nature—Covent Garden and Drury Lane—both of long standing, both richly
+endowed. It cannot, however, be too distinctly understood, that the
+present Institution is not in any way adverse to those. How can it be
+when it is only a wide and broad extension of all that is most excellent
+in the principles on which they are founded? That such an extension was
+absolutely necessary was sufficiently proved by the fact that the great
+body of the dramatic corps were excluded from the benefits conferred by a
+membership of either of these institutions; for it was essential, in
+order to become a member of the Drury Lane Society, that the applicant,
+either he or she, should have been engaged for three consecutive seasons
+as a performer. This was afterwards reduced, in the case of Covent
+Garden, to a period of two years, but it really is as exclusive one way
+as the other, for I need not tell you that Covent Garden is now but a
+vision of the past. You might play the bottle conjuror with its dramatic
+company and put them all into a pint bottle. The human voice is rarely
+heard within its walls save in connexion with corn, or the ambidextrous
+prestidigitation of the Wizard of the North. In like manner, Drury Lane
+is conducted now with almost a sole view to the opera and ballet,
+insomuch that the statue of Shakespeare over the door serves as
+emphatically to point out his grave as his bust did in the church of
+Stratford-upon-Avon. How can the profession generally hope to qualify
+for the Drury Lane or Covent Garden institution, when the oldest and most
+distinguished members have been driven from the boards on which they have
+earned their reputations, to delight the town in theatres to which the
+General Theatrical Fund alone extended?
+
+I will again repeat that I attach no reproach to those other Funds, with
+which I have had the honour of being connected at different periods of my
+life. At the time those Associations were established, an engagement at
+one of those theatres was almost a matter of course, and a successful
+engagement would last a whole life; but an engagement of two months’
+duration at Covent Garden would be a perfect Old Parr of an engagement
+just now. It should never be forgotten that when those two funds were
+established, the two great theatres were protected by patent, and that at
+that time the minor theatres were condemned by law to the representation
+of the most preposterous nonsense, and some gentlemen whom I see around
+me could no more belong to the minor theatres of that day than they could
+now belong to St. Bartholomew fair.
+
+As I honour the two old funds for the great good which they have done, so
+I honour this for the much greater good it is resolved to do. It is not
+because I love them less, but because I love this more—because it
+includes more in its operation.
+
+Let us ever remember that there is no class of actors who stand so much
+in need of a retiring fund as those who do not win the great prizes, but
+who are nevertheless an essential part of the theatrical system, and by
+consequence bear a part in contributing to our pleasures. We owe them a
+debt which we ought to pay. The beds of such men are not of roses, but
+of very artificial flowers indeed. Their lives are lives of care and
+privation, and hard struggles with very stern realities. It is from
+among the poor actors who drink wine from goblets, in colour marvellously
+like toast and water, and who preside at Barmecide beasts with wonderful
+appetites for steaks,—it is from their ranks that the most triumphant
+favourites have sprung. And surely, besides this, the greater the
+instruction and delight we derive from the rich English drama, the more
+we are bound to succour and protect the humblest of those votaries of the
+art who add to our instruction and amusement.
+
+Hazlitt has well said that “There is no class of society whom so many
+persons regard with affection as actors. We greet them on the stage, we
+like to meet them in the streets; they almost always recal to us pleasant
+associations.” {263} When they have strutted and fretted their hour upon
+the stage, let them not be heard no more—but let them be heard sometimes
+to say that they are happy in their old age. When they have passed for
+the last time from behind that glittering row of lights with which we are
+all familiar, let them not pass away into gloom and darkness,—but let
+them pass into cheerfulness and light—into a contented and happy home.
+
+This is the object for which we have met; and I am too familiar with the
+English character not to know that it will be effected. When we come
+suddenly in a crowded street upon the careworn features of a familiar
+face—crossing us like the ghost of pleasant hours long forgotten—let us
+not recal those features with pain, in sad remembrance of what they once
+were, but let us in joy recognise it, and go back a pace or two to meet
+it once again, as that of a friend who has beguiled us of a moment of
+care, who has taught us to sympathize with virtuous grief, cheating us to
+tears for sorrows not our own—and we all know how pleasant are such
+tears. Let such a face be ever remembered as that of our benefactor and
+our friend.
+
+I tried to recollect, in coming here, whether I had ever been in any
+theatre in my life from which I had not brought away some pleasant
+association, however poor the theatre, and I protest, out of my varied
+experience, I could not remember even one from which I had not brought
+some favourable impression, and that, commencing with the period when I
+believed the clown was a being born into the world with infinite pockets,
+and ending with that in which I saw the other night, outside one of the
+“Royal Saloons,” a playbill which showed me ships completely rigged,
+carrying men, and careering over boundless and tempestuous oceans. And
+now, bespeaking your kindest remembrance of our theatres and actors, I
+beg to propose that you drink as heartily and freely as ever a toast was
+drunk in this toast-drinking city “Prosperity to the General Theatrical
+Fund.”
+
+
+
+
+XLV.
+LEEDS, DECEMBER 1, 1847.
+
+
+[On the above evening a Soirée of the Leeds Mechanics’ Institution took
+place, at which about 1200 persons were present. The chair was taken by
+Mr. Dickens, who thus addressed the meeting:]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—Believe me, speaking to you with a most disastrous
+cold, which makes my own voice sound very strangely in my ears—that if I
+were not gratified and honoured beyond expression by your cordial
+welcome, I should have considered the invitation to occupy my present
+position in this brilliant assemblage in itself a distinction not easy to
+be surpassed. The cause in which we are assembled and the objects we are
+met to promote, I take, and always have taken to be, _the_ cause and
+_the_ objects involving almost all others that are essential to the
+welfare and happiness of mankind. And in a celebration like the present,
+commemorating the birth and progress of a great educational
+establishment, I recognise a something, not limited to the spectacle of
+the moment, beautiful and radiant though it be—not limited even to the
+success of the particular establishment in which we are more immediately
+interested—but extending from this place and through swarms of toiling
+men elsewhere, cheering and stimulating them in the onward, upward path
+that lies before us all. Wherever hammers beat, or wherever factory
+chimneys smoke, wherever hands are busy, or the clanking of machinery
+resounds—wherever, in a word, there are masses of industrious human
+beings whom their wise Creator did not see fit to constitute all body,
+but into each and every one of whom He breathed a mind—there, I would
+fain believe, some touch of sympathy and encouragement is felt from our
+collective pulse now beating in this Hall.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, glancing with such feelings at the report of your
+Institution for the present year sent to me by your respected
+President—whom I cannot help feeling it, by-the-bye, a kind of crime to
+depose, even thus peacefully, and for so short a time—I say, glancing
+over this report, I found one statement of fact in the very opening which
+gave me an uncommon satisfaction. It is, that a great number of the
+members and subscribers are among that class of persons for whose
+advantage Mechanics’ Institutions were originated, namely, persons
+receiving weekly wages. This circumstance gives me the greatest delight.
+I am sure that no better testimony could be borne to the merits and
+usefulness of this Institution, and that no better guarantee could be
+given for its continued prosperity and advancement.
+
+To such Associations as this, in their darker hours, there may yet
+reappear now and then the spectral shadow of a certain dead and buried
+opposition; but before the light of a steady trust in them on the part of
+the general people, bearing testimony to the virtuous influences of such
+Institutions by their own intelligence and conduct, the ghost will melt
+away like early vapour from the ground. Fear of such Institutions as
+these! We have heard people sometimes speak with jealousy of them,—with
+distrust of them! Imagine here, on either hand, two great towns like
+Leeds, full of busy men, all of them feeling necessarily, and some of
+them heavily, the burdens and inequalities inseparable from civilized
+society. In this town there is ignorance, dense and dark; in that town,
+education—the best of education; that which the grown man from day to day
+and year to year furnishes for himself and maintains for himself, and in
+right of which his education goes on all his life, instead of leaving
+off, complacently, just when he begins to live in the social system.
+Now, which of these two towns has a good man, or a good cause, reason to
+distrust and dread? “The educated one,” does some timid politician, with
+a marvellously weak sight, say (as I have heard such politicians say),
+“because knowledge is power, and because it won’t do to have too much
+power abroad.” Why, ladies and gentlemen, reflect whether ignorance be
+not power, and a very dreadful power. Look where we will, do we not find
+it powerful for every kind of wrong and evil? Powerful to take its
+enemies to its heart, and strike its best friends down—powerful to fill
+the prisons, the hospitals, and the graves—powerful for blind violence,
+prejudice, and error, in all their gloomy and destructive shapes.
+Whereas the power of knowledge, if I understand it, is, to bear and
+forbear; to learn the path of duty and to tread it; to engender that
+self-respect which does not stop at self, but cherishes the best respect
+for the best objects—to turn an always enlarging acquaintance with the
+joys and sorrows, capabilities and imperfections of our race to daily
+account in mildness of life and gentleness of construction and humble
+efforts for the improvement, stone by stone, of the whole social fabric.
+
+I never heard but one tangible position taken against educational
+establishments for the people, and that was, that in this or that
+instance, or in these or those instances, education for the people has
+failed. And I have never traced even this to its source but I have found
+that the term education, so employed, meant anything but
+education—implied the mere imperfect application of old, ignorant,
+preposterous spelling-book lessons to the meanest purposes—as if you
+should teach a child that there is no higher end in electricity, for
+example, than expressly to strike a mutton-pie out of the hand of a
+greedy boy—and on which it is as unreasonable to found an objection to
+education in a comprehensive sense, as it would be to object altogether
+to the combing of youthful hair, because in a certain charity school they
+had a practice of combing it into the pupils’ eyes.
+
+Now, ladies and gentlemen, I turn to the report of this Institution, on
+whose behalf we are met; and I start with the education given there, and
+I find that it really is an education that is deserving of the name. I
+find that there are papers read and lectures delivered, on a variety of
+subjects of interest and importance. I find that there are evening
+classes formed for the acquisition of sound, useful English information,
+and for the study of those two important languages, daily becoming more
+important in the business of life,—the French and German. I find that
+there is a class for drawing, a chemical class, subdivided into the
+elementary branch and the manufacturing branch, most important here. I
+find that there is a day-school at twelve shillings a quarter, which
+small cost, besides including instruction in all that is useful to the
+merchant and the man of business, admits to all the advantages of the
+parent institution. I find that there is a School of Design established
+in connexion with the Government School; and that there was in January
+this year, a library of between six and seven thousand books. Ladies and
+gentlemen, if any man would tell me that anything but good could come of
+such knowledge as this, all I can say is, that I should consider him a
+new and most lamentable proof of the necessity of such institutions, and
+should regard him in his own person as a melancholy instance of what a
+man may come to by never having belonged to one or sympathized with one.
+
+There is one other paragraph in this report which struck my eye in
+looking over it, and on which I cannot help offering a word of joyful
+notice. It is the steady increase that appears to have taken place in
+the number of lady members—among whom I hope I may presume are included
+some of the bright fair faces that are clustered around me. Gentlemen, I
+hold that it is not good for man to be alone—even in Mechanics’
+Institutions; and I rank it as very far from among the last or least of
+the merits of such places, that he need not be alone there, and that he
+is not. I believe that the sympathy and society of those who are our
+best and dearest friends in infancy, in childhood, in manhood, and in old
+age, the most devoted and least selfish natures that we know on earth,
+who turn to us always constant and unchanged, when others turn away,
+should greet us here, if anywhere, and go on with us side by side.
+
+I know, gentlemen, by the evidence of my own proper senses at this
+moment, that there are charms and graces in such greetings, such as no
+other greeting can possess. I know that in every beautiful work of the
+Almighty hand, which is illustrated in your lectures, and in every real
+or ideal portraiture of fortitude and goodness that you find in your
+books, there is something that must bring you home again to them for its
+brightest and best example. And therefore, gentlemen, I hope that you
+will never be without them, or without an increasing number of them in
+your studies and your commemorations; and that an immense number of new
+marriages, and other domestic festivals naturally consequent upon those
+marriages, may be traced back from time to time to the Leeds Mechanics’
+Institution.
+
+There are many gentlemen around me, distinguished by their public
+position and service, or endeared to you by frequent intercourse, or by
+their zealous efforts on behalf of the cause which brings us together;
+and to them I shall beg leave to refer you for further observations on
+this happy and interesting occasion; begging to congratulate you finally
+upon the occasion itself; upon the prosperity and thriving prospects of
+your institution; and upon our common and general good fortune in living
+in these times, when the means of mental culture and improvement are
+presented cheaply, socially, and cheerfully, and not in dismal cells or
+lonely garrets. And lastly, I congratulate myself, I assure you most
+heartily, upon the part with which I am honoured on an occasion so
+congenial to my warmest feelings and sympathies, and I beg to thank you
+for such evidences of your good-will, as I never can coldly remember and
+never forget.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[In acknowledging the vote of thanks, Mr. Dickens said:—]
+
+Ladies and Gentlemen,—It is a great satisfaction to me that this question
+has been put by the Mayor, inasmuch as I hope I may receive it as a token
+that he has forgiven me those extremely large letters, which I must say,
+from the glimpse I caught of them when I arrived in the town, looked like
+a leaf from the first primer of a very promising young giant.
+
+I will only observe, in reference to the proceeding of this evening, that
+after what I have seen, and the excellent speeches I have heard from
+gentlemen of so many different callings and persuasions, meeting here as
+on neutral ground, I do more strongly and sincerely believe than I ever
+have in my life,—and that is saying a great deal,—that institutions such
+as this will be the means of refining and improving that social edifice
+which has been so often mentioned to-night, until,—unlike that Babel
+tower that would have taken heaven by storm,—it shall end in sweet accord
+and harmony amongst all classes of its builders.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, most respectfully and heartily I bid you good night
+and good-bye, and I trust the next time we meet it will be in even
+greater numbers, and in a larger room, and that we often shall meet
+again, to recal this evening, then of the past, and remember it as one of
+a series of increasing triumphs of your excellent institution.
+
+
+
+
+XLVI.
+GLASGOW, DECEMBER 28, 1847.
+
+
+[The first Soirée, commemorative of the opening of the Glasgow Athenæum
+took place on the above evening in the City Hall. Mr. Charles Dickens
+presided, and made the following speech:]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN—Let me begin by endeavouring to convey to you the
+assurance that not even the warmth of your reception can possibly exceed,
+in simple earnestness, the cordiality of the feeling with which I come
+amongst you. This beautiful scene and your generous greeting would
+naturally awaken, under any circumstances, no common feeling within me;
+but when I connect them with the high purpose of this brilliant
+assembly—when I regard it as an educational example and encouragement to
+the rest of Scotland—when I regard it no less as a recognition on the
+part of everybody here of the right, indisputable and inalienable, of all
+those who are actively engaged in the work and business of life to
+elevate and improve themselves so far as in them lies, by all good
+means—I feel as if I stand here to swear brotherhood to all the young men
+in Glasgow;—and I may say to all the young women in Glasgow; being
+unfortunately in no position to take any tenderer vows upon myself—and as
+if we were pledged from this time henceforth to make common cause
+together in one of the most laudable and worthy of human objects.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, a common cause must be made in such a design as
+that which brings us together this night; for without it, nothing can be
+done, but with it, everything. It is a common cause of right, God knows;
+for it is idle to suppose that the advantages of such an institution as
+the Glasgow Athenæum will stop within its own walls or be confined to its
+own members. Through all the society of this great and important city,
+upwards to the highest and downwards to the lowest, it must, I know, be
+felt for good. Downward in a clearer perception of, and sympathy with,
+those social miseries which can be alleviated, and those wide-open doors
+to vice and crime that can be shut and barred; and upward in a greater
+intelligence, increased efficiency, and higher knowledge, of all who
+partake of its benefits themselves, or who communicate, as all must do,
+in a greater or less degree, some portion to the circle of relatives or
+friends in which they move.
+
+Nor, ladies and gentlemen, would I say for any man, however high his
+social position, or however great his attainments, that he might not find
+something to be learnt even from immediate contact with such
+institutions. If he only saw the goddess Knowledge coming out of her
+secluded palaces and high places to mingle with the throng, and to give
+them shining glimpses of the delights which were long kept hoarded up, he
+might learn something. If he only saw the energy and the courage with
+which those who earn their daily bread by the labour of their hands or
+heads, come night after night, as to a recreation, to that which was,
+perhaps, the whole absorbing business of his youth, there might still be
+something very wholesome for him to learn. But when he could see in such
+places their genial and reviving influences, their substituting of the
+contemplation of the beauties of nature and art, and of the wisdom of
+great men, for mere sensual enjoyment or stupid idleness—at any rate he
+would learn this—that it is at once the duty and the interest of all good
+members of society to encourage and protect them.
+
+I took occasion to say at an Athenæum in Yorkshire a few weeks since,
+{274} and I think it a point most important to be borne in mind on such
+commemorations as these, that when such societies are objected to, or are
+decried on the ground that in the views of the objectors, education among
+the people has not succeeded, the term education is used with not the
+least reference to its real meaning, and is wholly misunderstood. Mere
+reading and writing is not education; it would be quite as reasonable to
+call bricks and mortar architecture—oils and colours art—reeds and
+cat-gut music—or the child’s spelling-books the works of Shakespeare,
+Milton, or Bacon—as to call the lowest rudiments of education, education,
+and to visit on that most abused and slandered word their failure in any
+instance; and precisely because they were not education; because,
+generally speaking, the word has been understood in that sense a great
+deal too long; because education for the business of life, and for the
+due cultivation of domestic virtues, is at least as important from day to
+day to the grown person as to the child; because real education, in the
+strife and contention for a livelihood, and the consequent necessity
+incumbent on a great number of young persons to go into the world when
+they are very young, is extremely difficult. It is because of these
+things that I look upon mechanics’ institutions and athenæums as vitally
+important to the well-being of society. It is because the rudiments of
+education may there be turned to good account in the acquisition of sound
+principles, and of the great virtues, hope, faith, and charity, to which
+all our knowledge tends; it is because of that, I take it, that you have
+met in education’s name to-night.
+
+It is a great satisfaction to me to occupy the place I do in behalf of an
+infant institution; a remarkably fine child enough, of a vigorous
+constitution, but an infant still. I esteem myself singularly fortunate
+in knowing it before its prime, in the hope that I may have the pleasure
+of remembering in its prime, and when it has attained to its lusty
+maturity, that I was a friend of its youth. It has already passed
+through some of the disorders to which children are liable; it succeeded
+to an elder brother of a very meritorious character, but of rather a weak
+constitution, and which expired when about twelve months old, from, it is
+said, a destructive habit of getting up early in the morning: it
+succeeded this elder brother, and has fought manfully through a sea of
+troubles. Its friends have often been much concerned for it; its pulse
+has been exceedingly low, being only 1250, when it was expected to have
+been 10,000; several relations and friends have even gone so far as to
+walk off once or twice in the melancholy belief that it was dead.
+Through all that, assisted by the indomitable energy of one or two
+nurses, to whom it can never be sufficiently grateful, it came
+triumphantly, and now, of all the youthful members of its family I ever
+saw, it has the strongest attitude, the healthiest look, the brightest
+and most cheerful air. I find the institution nobly lodged; I find it
+with a reading-room, a coffee-room, and a news-room; I find it with
+lectures given and in progress, in sound, useful and well-selected
+subjects; I find it with morning and evening classes for mathematics,
+logic, grammar, music, French, German, Spanish, and Italian, attended by
+upwards of five hundred persons; but, best and first of all and what is
+to me more satisfactory than anything else in the history of the
+institution, I find that all, this has been mainly achieved by the young
+men of Glasgow themselves, with very little assistance. And, ladies and
+gentlemen, as the axiom, “Heaven helps those who help themselves,” is
+truer in no case than it is in this, I look to the young men of Glasgow,
+from such a past and such a present, to a noble future. Everything that
+has been done in any other athenæum, I confidently expect to see done
+here; and when that shall be the case, and when there shall be great
+cheap schools in connexion with the institution, and when it has bound
+together for ever all its friends, and brought over to itself all those
+who look upon it as an objectionable institution,—then, and not till
+then, I hope the young men of Glasgow will rest from their labours, and
+think their study done.
+
+If the young men of Glasgow want any stimulus or encouragement in this
+wise, they have one beside them in the presence of their fair townswomen,
+which is irresistible. It is a most delightful circumstance to me, and
+one fraught with inestimable benefits to institutions of this kind, that
+at a meeting of this nature those who in all things are our best
+examples, encouragers, and friends, are not excluded. The abstract idea
+of the Graces was in ancient times associated with those arts which
+refine the human understanding; and it is pleasant to see now, in the
+rolling of the world, the Graces popularising the practice of those arts
+by their example, and adorning it with their presence.
+
+I am happy to know that in the Glasgow Athenæum there is a peculiar bond
+of union between the institution and the fairest part of creation. I
+understand that the necessary addition to the small library of books
+being difficult and expensive to make, the ladies have generally resolved
+to hold a fancy bazaar, and to devote the proceeds to this admirable
+purpose; and I learn with no less pleasure that her Majesty the Queen, in
+a graceful and womanly sense of the excellence of this design, has
+consented that the bazaar shall be held under her royal patronage. I can
+only say, that if you do not find something very noble in your books
+after this, you are much duller students than I take you to be. The
+ladies—the single ladies, at least—however disinterested I know they are
+by sex and nature, will, I hope, resolve to have some of the advantages
+of these books, by never marrying any but members of the Athenæum. It
+seems to me it ought to be the pleasantest library in the world.
+
+Hazlitt says, in speaking of some of the graceful fancies of some
+familiar writer of fiction, “How long since I first became acquainted
+with these characters; what old-fashioned friends they seem; and yet I am
+not tired of them like so many other friends, nor they of me.” In this
+case the books will not only possess all the attractions of their own
+friendships and charms, but also the manifold—I may say
+womanfold—associations connected with their donors. I can imagine how,
+in fact, from these fanciful associations, some fair Glasgow widow may be
+taken for the remoter one whom Sir Roger de Coverley could not forget; I
+can imagine how Sophia’s muff may be seen and loved, but not by Tom
+Jones, going down the High Street on any winter day; or I can imagine the
+student finding in every fair form the exact counterpart of the Glasgow
+Athenæum, and taking into consideration the history of Europe without the
+consent of Sheriff Alison. I can imagine, in short, how through all the
+facts and fictions of this library, these ladies will be always active,
+and that
+
+ “Age will not wither them, nor custom stale
+ Their infinite variety.”
+
+It seems to me to be a moral, delightful, and happy chance, that this
+meeting has been held at this genial season of the year, when a new time
+is, as it were, opening before us, and when we celebrate the birth of
+that divine and blessed Teacher, who took the highest knowledge into the
+humblest places, and whose great system comprehended all mankind. I hail
+it as a most auspicious omen, at this time of the year, when many
+scattered friends and families are re-assembled, for the members of this
+institution to be calling men together from all quarters, with a
+brotherly view to the general good, and a view to the general
+improvement; as I consider that such designs are practically worthy of
+the faith we hold, and a practical remembrance of the words, “On earth
+peace, and good will toward men.” I hope that every year which dawns on
+your Institution, will find it richer in its means of usefulness, and
+grayer-headed in the honour and respect it has gained. It can hardly
+speak for itself more appropriately than in the words of an English
+writer, when contemplating the English emblem of this period of the year,
+the holly-tree:—
+
+[Mr. Dickens concluded by quoting the last three stanzas of Southey’s
+poem, _The Holly Tree_.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[In acknowledging a vote of thanks proposed by Sir Archibald (then Mr.)
+Alison, Mr. Dickens said:]
+
+Ladies and Gentlemen,—I am no stranger—and I say it with the deepest
+gratitude—to the warmth of Scottish hearts; but the warmth of your
+present welcome almost deprives me of any hope of acknowledging it. I
+will not detain you any longer at this late hour; let it suffice to
+assure you, that for taking the part with which I have been honoured in
+this festival, I have been repaid a thousand-fold by your abundant
+kindness, and by the unspeakable gratification it has afforded me. I
+hope that, before many years are past, we may have another meeting in
+public, when we shall rejoice at the immense progress your institution
+will have made in the meantime, and look back upon this night with new
+pleasure and satisfaction. I shall now, in conclusion, repeat most
+heartily and fervently the quotation of Dr. Ewing, the late Provost of
+Glasgow, which Bailie Nicol Jarvie, himself “a Glasgow body,” observed
+was “elegantly putten round the town’s arms.”
+
+
+
+
+XLVII.
+LONDON, APRIL 14, 1851.
+
+
+[The Sixth Annual Dinner of the General Theatrical Fund was held at the
+London Tavern on the above date. Mr. Charles Dickens occupied the chair,
+and in giving the toast of the evening said:—]
+
+I HAVE so often had the satisfaction of bearing my testimony, in this
+place, to the usefulness of the excellent Institution in whose behalf we
+are assembled, that I should be really sensible of the disadvantage of
+having now nothing to say in proposing the toast you all anticipate, if I
+were not well assured that there is really nothing which needs be said.
+I have to appeal to you on the old grounds, and no ingenuity of mine
+could render those grounds of greater weight than they have hitherto
+successfully proved to you.
+
+Although the General Theatrical Fund Association, unlike many other
+public societies and endowments, is represented by no building, whether
+of stone, or brick, or glass, like that astonishing evidence of the skill
+and energy of my friend Mr. Paxton, which all the world is now called
+upon to admire, and the great merit of which, as you learn from the best
+authorities, is, that it ought to have fallen down long before it was
+built, and yet that it would by no means consent to doing so—although, I
+say, this Association possesses no architectural home, it is nevertheless
+as plain a fact, rests on as solid a foundation, and carries as erect a
+front, as any building, in the world. And the best and the utmost that
+its exponent and its advocate can do, standing here, is to point it out
+to those who gather round it, and to say, “judge for yourselves.”
+
+It may not, however, be improper for me to suggest to that portion of the
+company whose previous acquaintance with it may have been limited, what
+it is not. It is not a theatrical association whose benefits are
+confined to a small and exclusive body of actors. It is a society whose
+claims are always preferred in the name of the whole histrionic art. It
+is not a theatrical association adapted to a state of theatrical things
+entirely past and gone, and no more suited to present theatrical
+requirements than a string of pack-horses would be suited to the
+conveyance of traffic between London and Birmingham. It is not a rich
+old gentleman, with the gout in his vitals, brushed and got-up once a
+year to look as vigorous as possible, and brought out for a public airing
+by the few survivors of a large family of nephews and nieces, who
+afterwards double-lock the street-door upon the poor relations. It is
+not a theatrical association which insists that no actor can share its
+bounty who has not walked so many years on those boards where the English
+tongue is never heard—between the little bars of music in an aviary of
+singing birds, to which the unwieldy Swan of Avon is never admitted—that
+bounty which was gathered in the name and for the elevation of an
+all-embracing art.
+
+No, if there be such things, this thing is not of that kind. This is a
+theatrical association, expressly adapted to the wants and to the means
+of the whole theatrical profession all over England. It is a society in
+which the word exclusiveness is wholly unknown. It is a society which
+includes every actor, whether he be Benedict or Hamlet, or the Ghost, or
+the Bandit, or the court-physician, or, in the one person, the whole
+King’s army. He may do the “light business,” or the “heavy,” or the
+comic, or the eccentric. He may be the captain who courts the young
+lady, whose uncle still unaccountably persists in dressing himself in a
+costume one hundred years older than his time. Or he may be the young
+lady’s brother in the white gloves and inexpressibles, whose duty in the
+family appears to be to listen to the female members of it whenever they
+sing, and to shake hands with everybody between all the verses. Or he
+may be the baron who gives the fête, and who sits uneasily on the sofa
+under a canopy with the baroness while the fête is going on. Or he may
+be the peasant at the fête who comes on the stage to swell the drinking
+chorus, and who, it may be observed, always turns his glass upside down
+before he begins to drink out of it. Or he may be the clown who takes
+away the doorstep of the house where the evening party is going on. Or
+he may be the gentleman who issues out of the house on the false alarm,
+and is precipitated into the area. Or, to come to the actresses, she may
+be the fairy who resides for ever in a revolving star with an occasional
+visit to a bower or a palace. Or the actor may be the armed head of the
+witch’s cauldron; or even that extraordinary witch, concerning whom I
+have observed in country places, that he is much less like the notion
+formed from the description of Hopkins than the Malcolm or Donalbain of
+the previous scenes. This society, in short, says, “Be you what you may,
+be you actor or actress, be your path in your profession never so high,
+or never so low, never so haughty, or never so humble, we offer you the
+means of doing good to yourselves, and of doing good to your brethren.”
+
+This society is essentially a provident institution, appealing to a class
+of men to take care of their own interests, and giving a continuous
+security only in return for a continuous sacrifice and effort. The actor
+by the means of this society obtains his own right, to no man’s wrong;
+and when, in old age, or in disastrous times, he makes his claim on the
+institution, he is enabled to say, “I am neither a beggar, nor a
+suppliant. I am but reaping what I sowed long ago.” And therefore it is
+that I cannot hold out to you that in assisting this fund you are doing
+an act of charity in the common acceptation of that phrase. Of all the
+abuses of that much abused term, none have more raised my indignation
+than what I have heard in this room in past times, in reference to this
+institution. I say, if you help this institution you will be helping the
+wagoner who has resolutely put his own shoulder to the wheel, and who has
+_not_ stuck idle in the mud. In giving this aid you will be doing an act
+of justice, and you will be performing an act of gratitude; and this is
+what I solicit from you; but I will not so far wrong those who are
+struggling manfully for their own independence as to pretend to entreat
+from you an act of charity.
+
+I have used the word gratitude; and let any man ask his own heart, and
+confess if he have not some grateful acknowledgments for the actor’s art?
+Not peculiarly because it is a profession often pursued, and as it were
+marked, by poverty and misfortune—for other callings, God knows, have
+their distresses—nor because the actor has sometimes to come from scenes
+of sickness, of suffering, ay, even of death itself, to play his part
+before us—for all of us, in our spheres, have as often to do violence to
+our feelings and to hide our hearts in fighting this great battle of
+life, and in discharging our duties and responsibilities. But the art of
+the actor excites reflections, sombre or grotesque, awful or humorous,
+which we are all familiar with. If any man were to tell me that he
+denied his acknowledgments to the stage, I would simply put to him one
+question—whether he remembered his first play?
+
+If you, gentlemen, will but carry back your recollection to that great
+night, and call to mind the bright and harmless world which then opened
+to your view, we shall, I think, hear favourably of the effect upon your
+liberality on this occasion from our Secretary.
+
+This is the sixth year of meetings of this kind—the sixth time we have
+had this fine child down after dinner. His nurse, a very worthy person
+of the name of Buckstone, who has an excellent character from several
+places, will presently report to you that his chest is perfectly sound,
+and that his general health is in the most thriving condition. Long may
+it be so; long may it thrive and grow; long may we meet (it is my sincere
+wish) to exchange our congratulations on its prosperity; and longer than
+the line of Banquo may be that line of figures which, as its patriotic
+share in the national debt, a century hence shall be stated by the
+Governor and Company of the Bank of England.
+
+
+
+
+XLVIII.
+THE ROYAL LITERARY FUND.
+LONDON, MARCH 12, 1856.
+
+
+[The Corporation of the Royal Literary Fund was established in 1790, its
+object being to administer assistance to authors of genius and learning,
+who may be reduced to distress by unavoidable calamities, or deprived, by
+enfeebled faculties or declining life, of the power of literary exertion.
+At the annual general meeting held at the house of the society on the
+above date, the following speech was made by Mr. Charles Dickens:]
+
+SIR,—I shall not attempt to follow my friend Mr. Bell, who, in the
+profession of literature, represents upon this committee a separate and
+distinct branch of the profession, that, like
+
+ “The last rose of summer
+ Stands blooming alone,
+ While all its companions
+ Are faded and gone,”
+
+into the very prickly bramble-bush with which he has ingeniously
+contrived to beset this question. In the remarks I have to make I shall
+confine myself to four points:—1. That the committee find themselves in
+the painful condition of not spending enough money, and will presently
+apply themselves to the great reform of spending more. 2. That with
+regard to the house, it is a positive matter of history, that the house
+for which Mr. Williams was so anxious was to be applied to uses to which
+it never has been applied, and which the administrators of the fund
+decline to recognise. 3. That, in Mr. Bell’s endeavours to remove the
+Artists’ Fund from the ground of analogy it unquestionably occupies with
+reference to this fund, by reason of their continuing periodical relief
+to the same persons, I beg to tell Mr. Bell what every gentleman at that
+table knows—that it is the business of this fund to relieve over and over
+again the same people.
+
+MR. BELL: But fresh inquiry is always made first.
+
+MR. C. DICKENS: I can only oppose to that statement my own experience
+when I sat on that committee, and when I have known persons relieved on
+many consecutive occasions without further inquiry being made. As to the
+suggestion that we should select the items of expenditure that we
+complain of, I think it is according to all experience that we should
+first affirm the principle that the expenditure is too large. If that be
+done by the meeting, then I will proceed to the selection of the separate
+items. Now, in rising to support this resolution, I may state at once
+that I have scarcely any expectation of its being carried, and I am happy
+to think it will not. Indeed, I consider it the strongest point of the
+resolution’s case that it should not be carried, because it will show the
+determination of the fund’s managers. Nothing can possibly be stronger
+in favour of the resolution than that the statement should go forth to
+the world that twice within twelve months the attention of the committee
+has been called to this great expenditure, and twice the committee have
+considered that it was not unreasonable. I cannot conceive a stronger
+case for the resolution than this statement of fact as to the expenditure
+going forth to the public accompanied by the committee’s assertion that
+it is reasonable. Now, to separate this question from details, let us
+remember what the committee and their supporters asserted last year, and,
+I hope, will re-assert this year. It seems to be rather the model kind
+of thing than otherwise now that if you get £100 you are to spend £40 in
+management; and if you get £1000, of course you may spend £400 in giving
+the rest away. Now, in case there should be any ill-conditioned people
+here who may ask what occasion there can be for all this expenditure, I
+will give you my experience. I went last year to a highly respectable
+place of resort, Willis’s Rooms, in St. James’s, to a meeting of this
+fund. My original intention was to hear all I could, and say as little
+as possible. Allowing for the absence of the younger and fairer portion
+of the creation, the general appearance of the place was something like
+Almack’s in the morning. A number of stately old dowagers sat in a row
+on one side, and old gentlemen on the other. The ball was opened with
+due solemnity by a real marquis, who walked a minuet with the secretary,
+at which the audience were much affected. Then another party advanced,
+who, I am sorry to say, was only a member of the House of Commons, and he
+took possession of the floor. To him, however, succeeded a lord, then a
+bishop, then the son of a distinguished lord, then one or two celebrities
+from the City and Stock Exchange, and at last a gentleman, who made a
+fortune by the success of “Candide,” sustained the part of Pangloss, and
+spoke much of what he evidently believed to be the very best management
+of this best of all possible funds. Now it is in this fondness for being
+stupendously genteel, and keeping up fine appearances—this vulgar and
+common social vice of hanging on to great connexions at any price, that
+the money goes. The last time you got a distinguished writer at a public
+meeting, and he was called on to address you somewhere amongst the small
+hours, he told you he felt like the man in plush who was permitted to
+sweep the stage down after all the other people had gone. If the founder
+of this society were here, I should think he would feel like a sort of
+Rip van Winkle reversed, who had gone to sleep backwards for a hundred
+years and woke up to find his fund still lying under the feet of people
+who did nothing for it instead of being emancipated and standing alone
+long ago. This Bloomsbury house is another part of the same desire for
+show, and the officer who inhabits it. (I mean, of course, in his
+official capacity, for, as an individual, I much respect him.) When one
+enters the house it appears to be haunted by a series of
+mysterious-looking ghosts, who glide about engaged in some extraordinary
+occupation, and, after the approved fashion of ghosts, but seldom
+condescend to disclose their business. What are all these meetings and
+inquiries wanted for? As for the authors, I say, as a writer by
+profession, that the long inquiry said to be necessary to ascertain
+whether an applicant deserves relief, is a preposterous pretence, and
+that working literary men would have a far better knowledge of the cases
+coming before the board than can ever be attained by that committee.
+Further, I say openly and plainly, that this fund is pompously and
+unnaturally administered at great expense, instead of being quietly
+administered at small expense; and that the secrecy to which it lays
+claim as its greatest attribute, is not kept; for through those “two
+respectable householders,” to whom reference must be made, the names of
+the most deserving applicants are to numbers of people perfectly well
+known. The members have now got before them a plain statement of fact as
+to these charges; and it is for them to say whether they are justifiable,
+becoming, or decent. I beg most earnestly and respectfully to put it to
+those gentlemen who belong to this institution, that must now decide, and
+cannot help deciding, what the Literary Fund is for, and what it is not
+for. The question raised by the resolution is whether this is a public
+corporation for the relief of men of genius and learning, or whether it
+is a snug, traditional, and conventional party, bent upon maintaining its
+own usages with a vast amount of pride; upon its own annual puffery at
+costly dinner-tables, and upon a course of expensive toadying to a number
+of distinguished individuals. This is the question which you cannot this
+day escape.
+
+
+
+
+XLIX.
+LONDON, NOVEMBER 5, 1857.
+
+
+[At the fourth anniversary dinner of the Warehousemen and Clerks Schools,
+which took place on Thursday evening, Nov. 5th, 1857, at the London
+Tavern, and was very numerously attended, Mr. Charles Dickens occupied
+the chair. On the subject which had brought the company together Mr.
+Dickens spoke as follows:—]
+
+I MUST now solicit your attention for a few minutes to the cause of your
+assembling together—the main and real object of this evening’s gathering;
+for I suppose we are all agreed that the motto of these tables is not
+“Let us eat and drink, for to-morrow we die;” but, “Let us eat and drink,
+for to-morrow we live.” It is because a great and good work is to live
+to-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, and to live a greater and better
+life with every succeeding to-morrow, that we eat and drink here at all.
+Conspicuous on the card of admission to this dinner is the word
+“Schools.” This set me thinking this morning what are the sorts of
+schools that I don’t like. I found them on consideration, to be rather
+numerous. I don’t like to begin with, and to begin as charity does at
+home—I don’t like the sort of school to which I once went myself—the
+respected proprietor of which was by far the most ignorant man I have
+ever had the pleasure to know; one of the worst-tempered men perhaps that
+ever lived, whose business it was to make as much out of us and put as
+little into us as possible, and who sold us at a figure which I remember
+we used to delight to estimate, as amounting to exactly £2 4s. 6d. per
+head. I don’t like that sort of school, because I don’t see what
+business the master had to be at the top of it instead of the bottom, and
+because I never could understand the wholesomeness of the moral preached
+by the abject appearance and degraded condition of the teachers who
+plainly said to us by their looks every day of their lives, “Boys, never
+be learned; whatever you are, above all things be warned from that in
+time by our sunken cheeks, by our poor pimply noses, by our meagre diet,
+by our acid-beer, and by our extraordinary suits of clothes, of which no
+human being can say whether they are snuff-coloured turned black, or
+black turned snuff-coloured, a point upon which we ourselves are
+perfectly unable to offer any ray of enlightenment, it is so very long
+since they were undarned and new.” I do not like that sort of school,
+because I have never yet lost my ancient suspicion touching that curious
+coincidence that the boy with four brothers to come always got the
+prizes. In fact, and short, I do not like that sort of school, which is
+a pernicious and abominable humbug, altogether. Again, ladies and
+gentlemen, I don’t like that sort of school—a ladies’ school—with which
+the other school used to dance on Wednesdays, where the young ladies, as
+I look back upon them now, seem to me always to have been in new stays
+and disgrace—the latter concerning a place of which I know nothing at
+this day, that bounds Timbuctoo on the north-east—and where memory always
+depicts the youthful enthraller of my first affection as for ever
+standing against a wall, in a curious machine of wood, which confined her
+innocent feet in the first dancing position, while those arms, which
+should have encircled my jacket, those precious arms, I say, were
+pinioned behind her by an instrument of torture called a backboard, fixed
+in the manner of a double direction post. Again, I don’t like that sort
+of school, of which we have a notable example in Kent, which was
+established ages ago by worthy scholars and good men long deceased, whose
+munificent endowments have been monstrously perverted from their original
+purpose, and which, in their distorted condition, are struggled for and
+fought over with the most indecent pertinacity. Again, I don’t like that
+sort of school—and I have seen a great many such in these latter
+times—where the bright childish imagination is utterly discouraged, and
+where those bright childish faces, which it is so very good for the
+wisest among us to remember in after life—when the world is too much with
+us, early and late {292}—are gloomily and grimly scared out of
+countenance; where I have never seen among the pupils, whether boys or
+girls, anything but little parrots and small calculating machines.
+Again, I don’t by any means like schools in leather breeches, and with
+mortified straw baskets for bonnets, which file along the streets in long
+melancholy rows under the escort of that surprising British monster—a
+beadle, whose system of instruction, I am afraid, too often presents that
+happy union of sound with sense, of which a very remarkable instance is
+given in a grave report of a trustworthy school inspector, to the effect
+that a boy in great repute at school for his learning, presented on his
+slate, as one of the ten commandments, the perplexing prohibition, “Thou
+shalt not commit doldrum.” Ladies and gentlemen, I confess, also, that I
+don’t like those schools, even though the instruction given in them be
+gratuitous, where those sweet little voices which ought to be heard
+speaking in very different accents, anathematise by rote any human being
+who does not hold what is taught there. Lastly, I do not like, and I did
+not like some years ago, cheap distant schools, where neglected children
+pine from year to year under an amount of neglect, want, and youthful
+misery far too sad even to be glanced at in this cheerful assembly.
+
+And now, ladies and gentlemen, perhaps you will permit me to sketch in a
+few words the sort of school that I do like. It is a school established
+by the members of an industrious and useful order, which supplies the
+comforts and graces of life at every familiar turning in the road of our
+existence; it is a school established by them for the Orphan and
+Necessitous Children of their own brethren and sisterhood; it is a place
+giving an education worthy of them—an education by them invented, by them
+conducted, by them watched over; it is a place of education where, while
+the beautiful history of the Christian religion is daily taught, and
+while the life of that Divine Teacher who Himself took little children on
+His knees is daily studied, no sectarian ill-will nor narrow human dogma
+is permitted to darken the face of the clear heaven which they disclose.
+It is a children’s school, which is at the same time no less a children’s
+home, a home not to be confided to the care of cold or ignorant
+strangers, nor, by the nature of its foundation, in the course of ages to
+pass into hands that have as much natural right to deal with it as with
+the peaks of the highest mountains or with the depths of the sea, but to
+be from generation to generation administered by men living in precisely
+such homes as those poor children have lost; by men always bent upon
+making that replacement, such a home as their own dear children might
+find a happy refuge in if they themselves were taken early away. And I
+fearlessly ask you, is this a design which has any claim to your
+sympathy? Is this a sort of school which is deserving of your support?
+
+This is the design, this is the school, whose strong and simple claim I
+have to lay before you to-night. I must particularly entreat you not to
+suppose that my fancy and unfortunate habit of fiction has anything to do
+with the picture I have just presented to you. It is sober matter of
+fact. The Warehousemen and Clerks’ Schools, established for the
+maintaining, clothing, and educating of the Orphan and Necessitous
+Children of those employed in the wholesale trades and manufactures of
+the United Kingdom, are, in fact, what I have just described. These
+schools for both sexes were originated only four years ago. In the first
+six weeks of the undertaking the young men of themselves and quite
+unaided, subscribed the large sum of £3,000. The schools have been
+opened only three years, they have now on their foundation thirty-nine
+children, and in a few days they will have six more, making a total of
+forty-five. They have been most munificently assisted by the heads of
+great mercantile houses, numerously represented, I am happy to say,
+around me, and they have a funded capital of almost £14,000. This is
+wonderful progress, but the aim must still be upwards, the motto always
+“Excelsior.” You do not need to be told that five-and-forty children can
+form but a very small proportion of the Orphan and Necessitous Children
+of those who have been entrusted with the wholesale trades and
+manufactures of the United Kingdom: you do not require to be informed
+that the house at New-cross, rented for a small term of years, in which
+the schools are at present established, can afford but most imperfect
+accommodation for such a breadth of design. To carry this good work
+through the two remaining degrees of better and best there must be more
+work, more co-operation, more friends, more money. Then be the friends
+and give the money. Before I conclude, there is one other feature in
+these schools which I would commend to your special attention and
+approval. Their benefits are reserved for the children of subscribers;
+that is to say, it is an essential principle of the institution that it
+must help those whose parents have helped them, and that the unfortunate
+children whose father has been so lax, or so criminal, as to withhold a
+subscription so exceedingly small that when divided by weeks it amounts
+to only threepence weekly, cannot, in justice, be allowed to jostle out
+and shoulder away the happier children, whose father has had that little
+forethought, or done that little kindness which was requisite to secure
+for them the benefits of the institution. I really cannot believe that
+there will long be any such defaulting parents. I cannot believe that
+any of the intelligent young men who are engaged in the wholesale houses
+will long neglect this obvious, this easy duty. If they suppose that the
+objects of their love, born or unborn, will never want the benefits of
+the charity, that may be a fatal and blind mistake—it can never be an
+excuse, for, supposing them to be right in their anticipation, they
+should do what is asked for the sake of their friends and comrades around
+them, assured that they will be the happier and the better for the deed.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, this little “labour of love” of mine is now done.
+I most heartily wish that I could charm you now not to see me, not to
+think of me, not to hear me—I most heartily wish that I could make you
+see in my stead the multitude of innocent and bereaved children who are
+looking towards these schools, and entreating with uplifted hands to be
+let in. A very famous advocate once said, in speaking of his fears of
+failure when he had first to speak in court, being very poor, that he
+felt his little children tugging at his skirts, and that recovered him.
+Will you think of the number of little children who are tugging at my
+skirts, when I ask you, in their names, on their behalf, and in their
+little persons, and in no strength of my own, to encourage and assist
+this work?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At a later period of the evening Mr. Dickens proposed the health of the
+President of the Institution, Lord John Russell. He said he should do
+nothing so superfluous and so unnecessary as to descant upon his
+lordship’s many faithful, long, and great public services, upon the
+honour and integrity with which he had pursued his straightforward public
+course through every difficulty, or upon the manly, gallant, and
+courageous character, which rendered him certain, in the eyes alike of
+friends and opponents, to rise with every rising occasion, and which,
+like the seal of Solomon, in the old Arabian story, enclosed in a not
+very large casket the soul of a giant. In answer to loud cheers, he said
+he had felt perfectly certain, that that would be the response for in no
+English assembly that he had ever seen was it necessary to do more than
+mention the name of Lord John Russell to ensure a manifestation of
+personal respect and grateful remembrance.
+
+
+
+
+L.
+LONDON, MAY 8, 1858.
+
+
+[The forty-eighth Anniversary of the establishment of the Artists’
+Benevolent Fund took place on the above date at the Freemasons’ Tavern.
+The chair was taken by Mr. Charles Dickens, who, after having disposed of
+the preliminary toasts with his usual felicity, proceeded to advocate the
+claims of the Institution in whose interest the company had assembled, in
+the following terms:—]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—There is an absurd theatrical story which was once
+told to me by a dear and valued friend, who has now passed from this
+sublunary stage, and which is not without its moral as applied to myself,
+in my present presidential position. In a certain theatrical company was
+included a man, who on occasions of emergency was capable of taking part
+in the whole round of the British drama, provided he was allowed to use
+his own language in getting through the dialogue. It happened one night
+that Reginald, in the _Castle Spectre_, was taken ill, and this veteran
+of a hundred characters was, of course, called up for the vacant part.
+He responded with his usual promptitude, although knowing nothing
+whatever of the character, but while they were getting him into the
+dress, he expressed a not unreasonable wish to know in some vague way
+what the part was about. He was not particular as to details, but in
+order that he might properly pourtray his sufferings, he thought he
+should have some slight inkling as to what really had happened to him.
+As, for example, what murders he had committed, whose father he was, of
+what misfortunes he was the victim,—in short, in a general way to know
+why he was in that place at all. They said to him, “Here you are,
+chained in a dungeon, an unhappy father; you have been here for seventeen
+years, during which time you have never seen your daughter; you have
+lived upon bread and water, and, in consequence, are extremely weak, and
+suffer from occasional lowness of spirits.”—“All right,” said the actor
+of universal capabilities, “ring up.” When he was discovered to the
+audience, he presented an extremely miserable appearance, was very
+favourably received, and gave every sign of going on well, until, through
+some mental confusion as to his instructions, he opened the business of
+the act by stating in pathetic terms, that he had been confined in that
+dungeon seventeen years, during which time he had not tasted a morsel of
+food, to which circumstance he was inclined to attribute the fact of his
+being at that moment very much out of condition. The audience, thinking
+this statement exceedingly improbable, declined to receive it, and the
+weight of that speech hung round him until the end of his performance.
+
+Now I, too, have received instructions for the part I have the honour of
+performing before you, and it behoves both you and me to profit by the
+terrible warning I have detailed, while I endeavour to make the part I
+have undertaken as plain and intelligible as I possibly can.
+
+As I am going to propose to you that we should now begin to connect the
+business with the pleasure of the evening, by drinking prosperity to the
+Artists’ Benevolent Fund, it becomes important that we should know what
+that fund is. It is an Association supported by the voluntary gifts of
+those who entertain a critical and admiring estimation of art, and has
+for its object the granting of annuities to the widows and children of
+deceased artists—of artists who have been unable in their lives to make
+any provision for those dear objects of their love surviving themselves.
+Now it is extremely important to observe that this institution of an
+Artists’ Benevolent Fund, which I now call on you to pledge, has
+connected with it, and has arisen out of another artists’ association,
+which does not ask you for a health, which never did, and never will ask
+you for a health, which is self-supporting, and which is entirely
+maintained by the prudence and providence of its three hundred artist
+members. That fund, which is called the Artists’ Annuity Fund, is, so to
+speak, a joint and mutual Assurance Company against infirmity, sickness,
+and age. To the benefits it affords every one of its members has an
+absolute right, a right, be it remembered, produced by timely thrift and
+self-denial, and not assisted by appeals to the charity or compassion of
+any human being. On that fund there are, if I remember a right, some
+seventeen annuitants who are in the receipt of eleven hundred a-year, the
+proceeds of their own self-supporting Institution. In recommending to
+you this benevolent fund, which is not self-supporting, they address you,
+in effect, in these words:—“We ask you to help these widows and orphans,
+because we show you we have first helped ourselves. These widows and
+orphans may be ours or they may not be ours; but in any case we will
+prove to you to a certainty that we are not so many wagoners calling upon
+Jupiter to do our work, because we do our own work; each has his shoulder
+to the wheel; each, from year to year, has had his shoulder set to the
+wheel, and the prayer we make to Jupiter and all the gods is simply
+this—that this fact may be remembered when the wagon has stopped for
+ever, and the spent and worn-out wagoner lies lifeless by the roadside.
+
+“Ladies and Gentlemen, I most particularly wish to impress on you the
+strength of this appeal. I am a painter, a sculptor, or an engraver, of
+average success. I study and work here for no immense return, while life
+and health, while hand and eye are mine. I prudently belong to the
+Annuity Fund, which in sickness, old age, and infirmity, preserves me
+from want. I do my duty to those who are depending on me while life
+remains; but when the grass grows above my grave there is no provision
+for them any longer.”
+
+This is the case with the Artists’ Benevolent Fund, and in stating this I
+am only the mouthpiece of three hundred of the trade, who in truth stands
+as independent before you as if they were three hundred Cockers all
+regulated by the Gospel according to themselves. There are in existence
+three artists’ funds, which ought never to be mentioned without respect.
+I am an officer of one of them, and can speak from knowledge; but on this
+occasion I address myself to a case for which there is no provision. I
+address you on behalf of those professors of the fine arts who have made
+provision during life, and in submitting to you their claims I am only
+advocating principles which I myself have always maintained.
+
+When I add that this Benevolent Fund makes no pretensions to gentility,
+squanders no treasure in keeping up appearances, that it considers that
+the money given for the widow and the orphan, should really be held for
+the widow and the orphan, I think I have exhausted the case, which I
+desire most strenuously to commend to you.
+
+Perhaps you will allow me to say one last word. I will not consent to
+present to you the professors of Art as a set of helpless babies, who are
+to be held up by the chin; I present them as an energetic and persevering
+class of men, whose incomes depend on their own faculties and personal
+exertions; and I also make so bold as to present them as men who in their
+vocation render good service to the community. I am strongly disposed to
+believe there are very few debates in Parliament so important to the
+public welfare as a really good picture. I have also a notion that any
+number of bundles of the driest legal chaff that ever was chopped would
+be cheaply expended for one really meritorious engraving. At a highly
+interesting annual festival at which I have the honour to assist, and
+which takes place behind two fountains, I sometimes observe that great
+ministers of state and other such exalted characters have a strange
+delight in rather ostentatiously declaring that they have no knowledge
+whatever of art, and particularly of impressing on the company that they
+have passed their lives in severe studies. It strikes me when I hear
+these things as if these great men looked upon the arts as a sort of
+dancing dogs, or Punch’s show, to be turned to for amusement when one has
+nothing else to do. Now I always take the opportunity on these occasions
+of entertaining my humble opinion that all this is complete “bosh;” and
+of asserting to myself my strong belief that the neighbourhoods of
+Trafalgar Square, or Suffolk Street, rightly understood, are quite as
+important to the welfare of the empire as those of Downing Street, or
+Westminster Hall. Ladies and Gentlemen, on these grounds, and backed by
+the recommendation of three hundred artists in favour of the Benevolent
+Fund, I beg to propose its prosperity as a toast for your adoption.
+
+
+
+
+LI.
+THE FAREWELL READING.
+ST. JAMES’S HALL, MARCH 15, 1870.
+
+
+[With the “Christmas Carol” and “The Trial from Pickwick,” Mr. Charles
+Dickens brought to a brilliant close the memorable series of public
+readings which have for sixteen years proved to audiences unexampled in
+numbers, the source of the highest intellectual enjoyment. Every portion
+of available space in the building was, of course, last night occupied
+some time before the appointed hour; but could the St. James’s Hall have
+been specially enlarged for the occasion to the dimensions of Salisbury
+Plain, it is doubtful whether sufficient room would even then have been
+provided for all anxious to seize the last chance of hearing the
+distinguished novelist give his own interpretation of the characters
+called into existence by his own creative pen. As if determined to
+convince his auditors that, whatever reason had influenced his
+determination, physical exhaustion was not amongst them, Mr. Dickens
+never read with greater spirit and energy. His voice to the last
+retained its distinctive clearness, and the transitions of tone, as each
+personage in the story, conjured up by a word, rose vividly before the
+eye, seemed to be more marvellous than ever. The vast assemblage, hushed
+into breathless attention, suffered not a syllable to escape the ear, and
+the rich humour and deep pathos of one of the most delightful books ever
+written found once again the fullest appreciation. The usual burst of
+merriment responsive to the blithe description of Bob Cratchit’s
+Christmas day, and the wonted sympathy with the crippled child “Tiny
+Tim,” found prompt expression, and the general delight at hearing of
+Ebenezer Scrooge’s reformation was only checked by the saddening
+remembrance that with it the last strain of the “carol” was dying away.
+After the “Trial from Pickwick,” in which the speeches of the opposing
+counsel, and the owlish gravity of the judge, seemed to be delivered and
+depicted with greater dramatic power than ever, the applause of the
+audience rang for several minutes through the hall, and when it had
+subsided, Mr. Dickens, with evidently strong emotion, but in his usual
+distinct and expressive manner, spoke as follows:—]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—It would be worse than idle—for it would be
+hypocritical and unfeeling—if I were to disguise that I close this
+episode in my life with feelings of very considerable pain. For some
+fifteen years, in this hall and in many kindred places, I have had the
+honour of presenting my own cherished ideas before you for your
+recognition, and, in closely observing your reception of them, have
+enjoyed an amount of artistic delight and instruction which, perhaps, is
+given to few men to know. In this task, and in every other I have ever
+undertaken, as a faithful servant of the public, always imbued with a
+sense of duty to them, and always striving to do his best, I have been
+uniformly cheered by the readiest response, the most generous sympathy,
+and the most stimulating support. Nevertheless, I have thought it well,
+at the full flood-tide of your favour, to retire upon those older
+associations between us, which date from much further back than these,
+and henceforth to devote myself exclusively to the art that first brought
+us together. Ladies and gentlemen, in but two short weeks from this time
+I hope that you may enter, in your own homes, on a new series of
+readings, at which my assistance will be indispensable; {303} but from
+these garish lights I vanish now for evermore, with a heartfelt,
+grateful, respectful, and affectionate farewell.
+
+[Amidst repeated acclamations of the most enthusiastic description,
+whilst hats and handkerchiefs were waving in every part of the hall, Mr.
+Charles Dickens retired, withdrawing with him one of the greatest
+intellectual treats the public ever enjoyed.]
+
+
+
+
+LII.
+THE NEWSVENDORS’ INSTITUTION.
+LONDON, APRIL 5, 1870.
+
+
+[The annual dinner in aid of the funds of the Newsvendors’ Benevolent and
+Provident Institution was held on the above evening, at the Freemason’s
+Tavern. Mr. Charles Dickens presided, and was supported by the Sheriffs
+of the City of London and Middlesex.
+
+After the usual toasts had been given and responded to,
+
+The Chairman said that if the approved order of their proceedings had
+been observed, the Corporation of the City of London would no doubt have
+considered themselves snubbed if they were not toasted by themselves. He
+was sure that a distinguished member of the Corporation who was present
+would tell the company what the Corporation were going to do; and he had
+not the slightest doubt they were going to do something highly creditable
+to themselves, and something highly serviceable to the whole metropolis;
+and if the secret were not at present locked up in the blue chamber, they
+would be all deeply obliged to the gentleman who would immediately follow
+him, if he let them into it in the same confidence as he had observed
+with respect to the Corporation of the City of London being snubbed. He
+begged to give the toast of “The Corporation of the City of London.”
+
+Mr. Alderman Cotton, in replying to the toast, said for once, and once
+only, had their chairman said an unkind word about the Corporation of
+London. He had always reckoned Mr. Dickens to be one of the warmest
+friends of the Corporation; and remembering that he (Mr. Dickens) did
+really go through a Lord Mayor’s Show in a Lord Mayor’s carriage, if he
+had not felt himself quite a Lord Mayor, he must have at least considered
+himself next to one.
+
+In proposing the toast of the evening Mr. Dickens said:—]
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—You receive me with so much cordiality that I fear
+you believe that I really did once sit in a Lord Mayor’s state coach.
+Permit me to assure you, in spite of the information received from Mr.
+Alderman Cotton, that I never had that honour. Furthermore, I beg to
+assure you that I never witnessed a Lord Mayor’s show except from the
+point of view obtained by the other vagabonds upon the pavement. Now,
+ladies and gentlemen, in spite of this great cordiality of yours, I doubt
+if you fully know yet what a blessing it is to you that I occupy this
+chair to-night, because, having filled it on several previous occasions
+for the society on whose behalf we are assembled, and having said
+everything that I could think of to say about it, and being, moreover,
+the president of the institution itself, I am placed to-night in the
+modest position of a host who is not so much to display himself as to
+call out his guests—perhaps even to try to induce some among them to
+occupy his place on another occasion. And, therefore, you may be safely
+sure that, like Falstaff, but with a modification almost as large as
+himself, I shall try rather to be the cause of speaking in others than to
+speak myself to-night. Much in this manner they exhibit at the door of a
+snuff shop the effigy of a Highlander with an empty mull in his hand,
+who, having apparently taken all the snuff he can carry, and discharged
+all the sneezes of which he is capable, politely invites his friends and
+patrons to step in and try what they can do in the same line.
+
+It is an appropriate instance of the universality of the newsman’s
+calling that no toast we have drunk to-night—and no toast we shall drink
+to-night—and no toast we might, could, should, or would drink to-night,
+is separable for a moment from that great inclusion of all possible
+subjects of human interest which he delivers at our doors every day.
+Further, it may be worthy the consideration of everybody here who has
+talked cheerfully to his or her neighbour since we have sat down at the
+table, what in the name of Heaven should we have talked about, and how on
+earth could we have possibly got on, if our newsman had only for one
+single day forgotten us. Now, ladies and gentlemen, as our newsman is
+not by any means in the habit of forgetting us, let us try to form a
+little habit of not forgetting our newsman. Let us remember that his
+work is very arduous; that it occupies him early and late; that the
+profits he derives from us are at the best very small; that the services
+he renders to us are very great; that if he be a master, his little
+capital is exposed to all sorts of mischances, anxieties, and hazards;
+and if he be a journeyman, he himself is exposed to all manner of
+weathers, of tempers, and of difficult and unreasonable requirements.
+
+Let me illustrate this. I was once present at a social discussion, which
+originated by chance. The subject was, What was the most absorbing and
+longest-lived passion in the human breast? What was the passion so
+powerful that it would almost induce the generous to be mean, the
+careless to be cautious, the guileless to be deeply designing, and the
+dove to emulate the serpent? A daily editor of vast experience and great
+acuteness, who was one of the company, considerably surprised us by
+saying with the greatest confidence that the passion in question was the
+passion of getting orders for the play.
+
+There had recently been a terrible shipwreck, and very few of the
+surviving sailors had escaped in an open boat. One of these on making
+land came straight to London, and straight to the newspaper office, with
+his story of how he had seen the ship go down before his eyes. That
+young man had witnessed the most terrible contention between the powers
+of fire and water for the destruction of that ship and of every one on
+board. He had rowed away among the floating, dying, and the sinking
+dead. He had floated by day, and he had frozen by night, with no shelter
+and no food, and, as he told his dismal tale, he rolled his haggard eyes
+about the room. When he had finished, and the tale had been noted down
+from his lips, he was cheered and refreshed, and soothed, and asked if
+anything could be done for him. Even within him that master passion was
+so strong that he immediately replied he should like an order for the
+play. My friend the editor certainly thought that was rather a strong
+case; but he said that during his many years of experience he had
+witnessed an incurable amount of self-prostration and abasement having no
+outer object, and that almost invariably on the part of people who could
+well afford to pay.
+
+This made a great impression on my mind, and I really lived in this faith
+until some years ago it happened upon a stormy night I was kindly
+escorted from a bleak railway station to the little out-of-the-way town
+it represented by a sprightly and vivacious newsman, to whom I
+propounded, as we went along under my umbrella—he being most excellent
+company—this old question, what was the one all-absorbing passion of the
+human soul? He replied, without the slightest hesitation, that it
+certainly was the passion for getting your newspaper in advance of your
+fellow-creatures; also, if you only hired it, to get it delivered at your
+own door at exactly the same time as another man who hired the same copy
+four miles off; and, finally, the invincible determination on the part of
+both men not to believe the time was up when the boy called.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, I have not had an opportunity of verifying this
+experience with my friends of the managing committee, but I have no doubt
+from its reception to-night that my friend the newsman was perfectly
+right. Well, as a sort of beacon in a sufficiently dark life, and as an
+assurance that among a little body of working men there is a feeling of
+brotherhood and sympathy—which is worth much to all men, or they would
+herd with wolves—the newsvendors once upon a time established the
+Benevolent and Provident Institution, and here it is. Under the
+Provident head, certain small annuities are granted to old and
+hard-working subscribers. Under the Benevolent head, relief is afforded
+to temporary and proved distress. Under both heads, I am bound to say
+the help rendered is very humble and very sparing, but if you like it to
+be handsomer you have it in your power to make it so. Such as it is, it
+is most gratefully received, and does a deal of good. Such as it is, it
+is most discreetly and feelingly administered; and it is encumbered with
+no wasteful charges for management or patronage.
+
+You know upon an old authority, that you may believe anything except
+facts and figures, but you really may believe that during the last year
+we have granted £100 in pensions, and some £70 in temporary relief, and
+we have invested in Government securities some £400. But, touching this
+matter of investments, it was suggested at the anniversary dinner, on the
+high and kind authority of Sir Benjamin Phillips that we might grant more
+pensions and invest less money. We urged, on the other hand, that we
+wished our pensions to be certain and unchangeable—which of course they
+must be if they are always paid out of our Government interest and never
+out of our capital. However, so amiable is our nature, that we profess
+our desire to grant more pensions and to invest more money too. The more
+you give us to-night again, so amiable is our nature, the more we promise
+to do in both departments. That the newsman’s work has greatly
+increased, and that it is far more wearing and tearing than it used to
+be, you may infer from one fact, not to mention that we live in railway
+times. It is stated in Mitchell’s “Newspaper Press Directory,” that
+during the last quarter of a century the number of newspapers which
+appeared in London had more than doubled, while the increase in the
+number of people among whom they were disseminated was probably beyond
+calculation.
+
+Ladies and gentlemen, I have stated the newsman’s simple case. I leave
+it in your hands. Within the last year the institution has had the good
+fortune to attract the sympathy and gain the support of the eminent man
+of letters I am proud to call my friend, {309} who now represents the
+great Republic of America at the British Court. Also it has the honour
+of enrolling upon its list of donors and vice-presidents the great name
+of Longfellow. I beg to propose to you to drink “Prosperity to the
+Newsvendors’ Benevolent and Provident Institution.”
+
+
+
+
+LIII.
+MACREADY.
+LONDON, MARCH 1, 1851.
+
+
+[On the evening of the above day the friends and admirers of Mr. Macready
+entertained him at a public dinner. Upwards of six hundred gentlemen
+assembled to do honour to the great actor on his retirement from the
+stage. Sir E. B. Lytton took the chair. Among the other speakers were
+Baron Bunsen, Sir Charles Eastlake, Mr. Thackeray, Mr. John Forster, Mr.
+W. J. Fox, and Mr. Charles Dickens, who proposed “The Health of the
+Chairman” in the following words:—]
+
+GENTLEMEN,—After all you have already heard, and so rapturously received,
+I assure you that not even the warmth of your kind welcome would embolden
+me to hope to interest you if I had not full confidence in the subject I
+have to offer to your notice. But my reliance on the strength of this
+appeal to you is so strong that I am rather encouraged than daunted by
+the brightness of the track on which I have to throw my little shadow.
+
+Gentlemen, as it seems to me, there are three great requisites essential
+to the perfect realisation of a scene so unusual and so splendid as that
+in which we are now assembled. The first, and I must say very difficult
+requisite, is a man possessing the stronghold in the general remembrance,
+the indisputable claim on the general regard and esteem, which is
+possessed by my dear and much valued friend our guest. The second
+requisite is the presence of a body of entertainers,—a great multitude of
+hosts so cheerful and good-humoured (under, I am sorry to say, some
+personal inconvenience),—so warm-hearted and so nobly in earnest, as
+those whom I have the privilege of addressing. The third, and certainly
+not the least of these requisites, is a president who, less by his social
+position, which he may claim by inheritance, or by fortune, which may
+have been adventitiously won, and may be again accidentally lost, than by
+his comprehensive genius, shall fitly represent the best part of him to
+whom honour is done, and the best part of those who unite in the doing of
+it. Such a president I think we have found in our chairman of to-night,
+and I need scarcely add that our chairman’s health is the toast I have to
+propose to you.
+
+Many of those who now hear me were present, I daresay, at that memorable
+scene on Wednesday night last, {311} when the great vision which had been
+a delight and a lesson,—very often, I daresay, a support and a comfort to
+you, which had for many years improved and charmed us, and to which we
+had looked for an elevated relief from the labours of our lives, faded
+from our sight for ever. I will not stop to inquire whether our guest
+may or may not have looked backward, through rather too long a period for
+us, to some remote and distant time when he might possibly bear some
+far-off likeness to a certain Spanish archbishop whom Gil Blas once
+served. Nor will I stop to inquire whether it was a reasonable
+disposition in the audience of Wednesday to seize upon the words—
+
+ “And I have brought,
+ Golden opinions from all sorts of people,
+ Which would be worn now in their newest gloss,
+ Not cast aside so soon—” {312}
+
+but I will venture to intimate to those whom I am addressing how in my
+mind I mainly connect that occasion with the present. When I looked
+round on the vast assemblage, and observed the huge pit hushed into
+stillness on the rising of the curtain, and that mighty surging gallery,
+where men in their shirt-sleeves had been striking out their arms like
+strong swimmers—when I saw that boisterous human flood become still water
+in a moment, and remain so from the opening to the end of the play, it
+suggested to me something besides the trustworthiness of an English
+crowd, and the delusion under which those labour who are apt to disparage
+and malign it: it suggested to me that in meeting here to-night we
+undertook to represent something of the all-pervading feeling of that
+crowd, through all its intermediate degrees, from the full-dressed lady,
+with her diamonds sparkling upon her breast in the proscenium-box, to the
+half-undressed gentleman; who bides his time to take some refreshment in
+the back row of the gallery. And I consider, gentlemen, that no one who
+could possibly be placed in this chair could so well head that
+comprehensive representation, and could so well give the crowning grace
+to our festivities, as one whose comprehensive genius has in his various
+works embraced them all, and who has, in his dramatic genius, enchanted
+and enthralled them all at once.
+
+Gentlemen, it is not for me here to recall, after what you have heard
+this night, what I have seen and known in the bygone times of Mr.
+Macready’s management, of the strong friendship of Sir Bulwer Lytton for
+him, of the association of his pen with his earliest successes, or of Mr.
+Macready’s zealous and untiring services; but it may be permitted me to
+say what, in any public mention of him I can never repress, that in the
+path we both tread I have uniformly found him from the first the most
+generous of men; quick to encourage, slow to disparage, ever anxious to
+assert the order of which he is so great an ornament; never condescending
+to shuffle it off, and leave it outside state rooms, as a Mussulman might
+leave his slippers outside a mosque.
+
+There is a popular prejudice, a kind of superstition to the effect that
+authors are not a particularly united body, that they are not invariably
+and inseparably attached to each other. I am afraid I must concede
+half-a-grain or so of truth I to that superstition; but this I know, that
+there can hardly be—that there hardly can have been—among the followers
+of literature, a man of more high standing farther above these little
+grudging jealousies, which do sometimes disparage its brightness, than
+Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton.
+
+And I have the strongest reason just at present to bear my testimony to
+his great consideration for those evils which are sometimes unfortunately
+attendant upon it, though not on him. For, in conjunction with some
+other gentlemen now present, I have just embarked in a design with Sir
+Bulwer Lytton, to smoothe the rugged way of young labourers, both in
+literature and the fine arts, and to soften, but by no eleemosynary
+means, the declining years of meritorious age. And if that project
+prosper as I hope it will, and as I know it ought, it will one day be an
+honour to England where there is now a reproach; originating in his
+sympathies, being brought into operation by his activity, and endowed
+from its very cradle by his generosity. There are many among you who
+will have each his own favourite reason for drinking our chairman’s
+health, resting his claim probably upon some of his diversified
+successes. According to the nature of your reading, some of you will
+connect him with prose, others will connect him with poetry. One will
+connect him with comedy, and another with the romantic passions of the
+stage, and his assertion of worthy ambition and earnest struggle against
+
+ “those twin gaolers of the human heart,
+ Low birth and iron fortune.”
+
+Again, another’s taste will lead him to the contemplation of Rienzi and
+the streets of Rome; another’s to the rebuilt and repeopled streets of
+Pompeii; another’s to the touching history of the fireside where the
+Caxton family learned how to discipline their natures and tame their wild
+hopes down. But, however various their feelings and reasons may be, I am
+sure that with one accord each will help the other, and all will swell
+the greeting, with which I shall now propose to you “The Health of our
+Chairman, Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton.”
+
+
+
+
+LIV.
+SANITARY REFORM.
+LONDON, MAY 10, 1851.
+
+
+[The members and friends of the Metropolitan Sanitary Association dined
+together on the above evening at Gore House, Kensington. The Earl of
+Carlisle occupied the chair. Mr. Charles Dickens was present, and in
+proposing “The Board of Health,” made the following speech:—]
+
+THERE are very few words for me to say upon the needfulness of sanitary
+reform, or the consequent usefulness of the Board of Health. That no man
+can estimate the amount of mischief grown in dirt,—that no man can say
+the evil stops here or stops there, either in its moral or physical
+effects, or can deny that it begins in the cradle and is not at rest in
+the miserable grave, is as certain as it is that the air from Gin Lane
+will be carried by an easterly wind into Mayfair, or that the furious
+pestilence raging in St. Giles’s no mortal list of lady patronesses can
+keep out of Almack’s. Fifteen years ago some of the valuable reports of
+Mr. Chadwick and Dr. Southwood Smith, strengthening and much enlarging my
+knowledge, made me earnest in this cause in my own sphere; and I can
+honestly declare that the use I have since that time made of my eyes and
+nose have only strengthened the conviction that certain sanitary reforms
+must precede all other social remedies, and that neither education nor
+religion can do anything useful until the way has been paved for their
+ministrations by cleanliness and decency.
+
+I do not want authority for this opinion: you have heard the speech of
+the right reverend prelate {316} this evening—a speech which no sanitary
+reformer can have heard without emotion. Of what avail is it to send
+missionaries to the miserable man condemned to work in a foetid court,
+with every sense bestowed upon him for his health and happiness turned
+into a torment, with every month of his life adding to the heap of evils
+under which he is condemned to exist? What human sympathy within him is
+that instructor to address? what natural old chord within him is he to
+touch? Is it the remembrance of his children?—a memory of destitution,
+of sickness, of fever, and of scrofula? Is it his hopes, his latent
+hopes of immortality? He is so surrounded by and embedded in material
+filth, that his soul cannot rise to the contemplation of the great truths
+of religion. Or if the case is that of a miserable child bred and
+nurtured in some noisome, loathsome place, and tempted, in these better
+days, into the ragged school, what can a few hours’ teaching effect
+against the ever-renewed lesson of a whole existence? But give them a
+glimpse of heaven through a little of its light and air; give them water;
+help them to be clean; lighten that heavy atmosphere in which their
+spirits flag and in which they become the callous things they are; take
+the body of the dead relative from the close room in which the living
+live with it, and where death, being familiar, loses its awe; and then
+they will be brought willingly to hear of Him whose thoughts were so much
+with the poor, and who had compassion for all human suffering.
+
+The toast which I have to propose, The Board of Health, is entitled to
+all the honour which can be conferred upon it. We have very near us, in
+Kensington, a transparent illustration that no very great thing can ever
+be accomplished without an immense amount of abuse being heaped upon it.
+In connexion with the Board of Health we are always hearing a very large
+word which is always pronounced with a very great relish—the word
+centralization. Now I submit that in the time of the cholera we had a
+pretty good opportunity of judging between this so called centralization
+and what I may, I think, call “vestrylisation.” I dare say the company
+present have read the reports of the Cholera Board of Health, and I
+daresay they have also read reports of certain vestries. I have the
+honour of belonging to a constituency which elected that amazing body,
+the Marylebone vestry, and I think that if the company present will look
+to what was done by the Board of Health at Glasgow, and then contrast
+those proceedings with the wonderful cleverness with which affairs were
+managed at the same period by my vestry, there will be very little
+difficulty in judging between them. My vestry even took upon itself to
+deny the existence of cholera as a weak invention of the enemy, and that
+denial had little or no effect in staying the progress of the disease.
+We can now contrast what centralization is as represented by a few noisy
+and interested gentlemen, and what centralization is when worked out by a
+body combining business habits, sound medical and social knowledge, and
+an earnest sympathy with the sufferings of the working classes.
+
+Another objection to the Board of Health is conveyed in a word not so
+large as the other,—“Delay.” I would suggest, in respect to this, that
+it would be very unreasonable to complain that a first-rate chronometer
+didn’t go when its master had not wound it up. The Board of Health may
+be excellently adapted for going and very willing and anxious to go, and
+yet may not be permitted to go by reason of its lawful master having
+fallen into a gentle slumber and forgotten to set it a going. One of the
+speakers this evening has referred to Lord Castlereagh’s caution “not to
+halloo until they were out of the wood.” As regards the Board of Trade I
+would suggest that they ought not to halloo until they are out of the
+Woods and Forests. In that leafy region the Board of Health suffers all
+sorts of delays, and this should always be borne in mind. With the toast
+of the Board of Health I will couple the name of a noble lord (Ashley),
+of whose earnestness in works of benevolence, no man can doubt, and who
+has the courage on all occasions to face the cant which is the worst and
+commonest of all—the cant about the cant of philanthropy.
+
+
+
+
+LV.
+GARDENING.
+LONDON, JUNE 9, 1851.
+
+
+[At the anniversary dinner of the Gardeners’ Benevolent Institution, held
+under the presidency of Mr., afterwards Sir Joseph Paxton, Mr. Charles
+Dickens made the following speech:—]
+
+I FEEL an unbounded and delightful interest in all the purposes and
+associations of gardening. Probably there is no feeling in the human
+mind stronger than the love of gardening. The prisoner will make a
+garden in his prison, and cultivate his solitary flower in the chink of a
+wall. The poor mechanic will string his scarlet bean from one side of
+his window to the other, and watch it and tend it with unceasing
+interest. It is a holy duty in foreign countries to decorate the graves
+of the dead with flowers, and here, too, the resting-places of those who
+have passed away from us will soon be gardens. From that old time when
+the Lord walked in the garden in the cool of the evening, down to the day
+when a Poet-Laureate sang—
+
+ “Trust me, Clara Vere de Vere,
+ From yon blue heaven above us bent
+ The gardener Adam and his wife
+ Smile at the claims of long descent,”
+
+at all times and in all ages gardens have been amongst the objects of the
+greatest interest to mankind. There may be a few, but I believe they are
+but a few, who take no interest in the products of gardening, except
+perhaps in “London Pride,” or a certain degenerate kind of “Stock,” which
+is apt to grow hereabouts, cultivated by a species of frozen-out
+gardeners whom no thaw can ever penetrate: except these, the gardeners’
+art has contributed to the delight of all men in their time. That there
+ought to be a Benevolent Provident Institution for gardeners is in the
+fitness of things, and that such an institution ought to flourish and
+does flourish is still more so.
+
+I have risen to propose to you the health of a gentleman who is a great
+gardener, and not only a great gardener but a great man—the growth of a
+fine Saxon root cultivated up with a power of intellect to a plant that
+is at this time the talk of the civilized world—I allude, of course, to
+my friend the chairman of the day. I took occasion to say at a public
+assembly hard-by, a month or two ago, in speaking of that wonderful
+building Mr. Paxton has designed for the Great Exhibition in Hyde Park,
+that it ought to have fallen down, but that it refused to do so. We were
+told that the glass ought to have been all broken, the gutters all choked
+up, and the building flooded, and that the roof and sides ought to have
+been blown away; in short that everything ought to have done what
+everything obstinately persisted in not doing. Earth, air, fire, and
+water all appear to have conspired together in Mr. Paxton’s favour—all
+have conspired together to one result, which, when the present generation
+is dust, will be an enduring temple to his honour, and to the energy, the
+talent, and the resources of Englishmen.
+
+“But,” said a gentleman to me the other day, “no doubt Mr. Paxton is a
+great man, but there is one objection to him that you can never get over,
+that is, he is a gardener.” Now that is our case to-night, that he is a
+gardener, and we are extremely proud of it. This is a great age, with
+all its faults, when a man by the power of his own genius and good sense
+can scale such a daring height as Mr. Paxton has reached, and composedly
+place his form on the top. This is a great age, when a man impressed
+with a useful idea can carry out his project without being imprisoned, or
+thumb-screwed, or persecuted in any form. I can well understand that
+you, to whom the genius, the intelligence, the industry, and the
+achievements of our friend are well known, should be anxious to do him
+honour by placing him in the position he occupies to-night; and I assure
+you, you have conferred great gratification on one of his friends, in
+permitting him to have the opportunity of proposing his health, which
+that friend now does most cordially and with all the honours.
+
+
+
+
+LVI.
+THE ROYAL ACADEMY DINNER.
+LONDON, MAY 2, 1870.
+
+
+[On the occasion of the Second Exhibition of the Royal Academy in their
+new galleries in Piccadilly, the President, Sir F. Grant, and the council
+gave their usual inaugurative banquet, and a very distinguished company
+was present. The dinner took place in the large central room, and covers
+were laid for 200 guests. The Prince of Wales acknowledged the toast of
+his health and that of the Princess, the Duke of Cambridge responded to
+the toast of the army, Mr. Childers to the navy, Lord Elcho to the
+volunteers, Mr. Motley to “The Prosperity of the United States,” Mr.
+Gladstone to “Her Majesty’s Ministers,” the Archbishop of York to, “The
+Guests,” and Mr. Dickens to “Literature.” The last toast having been
+proposed in a highly eulogistic speech, Mr. Dickens responded.]
+
+MR. PRESIDENT, your Royal Highnesses, my Lords and Gentlemen,—I beg to
+acknowledge the toast with which you have done me the great honour of
+associating my name. I beg to acknowledge it on behalf of the
+brotherhood of literature, present and absent, not forgetting an
+illustrious wanderer from the fold, whose tardy return to it we all hail
+with delight, and who now sits—or lately did sit—within a few chairs of
+or on your left hand. I hope I may also claim to acknowledge the toast
+on behalf of the sisterhood of literature also, although that “better
+half of human nature,” to which Mr. Gladstone rendered his graceful
+tribute, is unworthily represented here, in the present state of its
+rights and wrongs, by the devouring monster, man.
+
+All the arts, and many of the sciences, bear witness that women, even in
+their present oppressed condition, can attain to quite as great
+distinction, and can attain to quite as lofty names as men. Their
+emancipation (as I am given to understand) drawing very near, there is no
+saying how soon they may “push us from our stools” at these tables, or
+how soon our better half of human nature, standing in this place of mine,
+may eloquently depreciate mankind, addressing another better half of
+human nature sitting in the president’s chair.
+
+The literary visitors of the Royal Academy to-night desire me to
+congratulate their hosts on a very interesting exhibition, in which risen
+excellence supremely asserts itself, and from which promise of a
+brilliant succession in time to come is not wanting. They naturally see
+with especial interest the writings and persons of great men—historians,
+philosophers, poets, and novelists, vividly illustrated around them here.
+And they hope that they may modestly claim to have rendered some little
+assistance towards the production of many of the pictures in this
+magnificent gallery. For without the patient labours of some among them
+unhistoric history might have long survived in this place, and but for
+the researches and wandering of others among them, the most preposterous
+countries, the most impossible peoples, and the absurdest superstitions,
+manners, and customs, might have usurped the place of truth upon these
+walls. Nay, there is no knowing, Sir Francis Grant, what unlike
+portraits you yourself might have painted if you had been left, with your
+sitters, to idle pens, unchecked reckless rumours, and undenounced lying
+malevolence.
+
+I cannot forbear, before I resume my seat, adverting to a sad theme (the
+recent death of Daniel Maclise) to which his Royal Highness the Prince of
+Wales made allusion, and to which the president referred with the
+eloquence of genuine feeling. Since I first entered the public lists, a
+very young man indeed, it has been my constant fortune to number amongst
+my nearest and dearest friends members of the Royal Academy who have been
+its grace and pride. They have so dropped from my side one by one that I
+already, begin to feel like the Spanish monk of whom Wilkie tells, who
+had grown to believe that the only realities around him were the pictures
+which he loved, and that all the moving life he saw, or ever had seen,
+was a shadow and a dream.
+
+For many years I was one of the two most intimate friends and most
+constant companions of the late Mr. Maclise. Of his genius in his chosen
+art I will venture to say nothing here, but of his prodigious fertility
+of mind and wonderful wealth of intellect, I may confidently assert that
+they would have made him, if he had been so minded, at least as great a
+writer as he was a painter. The gentlest and most modest of men, the
+freshest as to his generous appreciation of young aspirants, and the
+frankest and largest-hearted as to his peers, incapable of a sordid or
+ignoble thought, gallantly sustaining the true dignity of his vocation,
+without one grain of self-ambition, wholesomely natural at the last as at
+the first, “in wit a man, simplicity a child,” no artist, of whatsoever
+denomination, I make bold to say, ever went to his rest leaving a golden
+memory more pure from dross, or having devoted himself with a truer
+chivalry to the art goddess whom he worshipped.
+
+ [These were the last public words of Charles Dickens.]
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES DICKENS AS A LETTER-WRITER, AND AS A POET.
+
+
+I.—AS A LETTER-WRITER.
+
+
+IN the graceful but difficult art of letter-writing Charles Dickens has
+proved himself as accomplished a master as he has of public speaking,
+which the two or three specimens given in our Introduction, together with
+the following extracts from his correspondence with two distinguished
+friends, Washington Irving and Douglas Jerrold, will sufficiently show.
+
+In the spring of 1841, some months before Mr. Dickens had decided upon
+his first visit to the United States, Washington Irving, who was then
+personally unknown to him, addressed him a letter, full of warm sympathy
+and generous acknowledgment of his genius, and of the pleasure Dickens’s
+writings had afforded him. A few extracts from Mr. Dickens’s reply are
+given below.
+
+In February, 1842, Mr. Dickens had the gratification of making the
+personal acquaintance of his illustrious correspondent, who was induced
+to overcome his objection to public speaking, and to take the chair at a
+banquet given in Dickens’s honour by some of the citizens of New York.
+Irving, however, entirely broke down in his speech, and could do little
+more than propose the toast of the evening.
+
+There were probably never two men of more congenial mind and common
+sympathies than the author of the “Sketch Book,” and the author of
+“Pickwick;” and it is pleasant to think that the chance of things should
+have brought them together for a time in so unexpected a way.
+
+In Mr. Dickens’ reply he tells Washington Irving that:—
+
+ “There is no man in the world who could have given me the heartfelt
+ pleasure you have, by your kind note of the 13th of last month.
+ There is no living writer—and there are very few among the dead—whose
+ approbation I should feel so proud to earn. And with everything you
+ have written upon my shelves, and in my thoughts, and in my heart of
+ hearts, I may honestly and truly say so. If you could know how
+ earnestly I write this, you would be glad to read it—as I hope you
+ will be, faintly guessing at the warmth of the hand I autographically
+ hold out to you over the broad Atlantic.
+
+ “I wish I could find in your welcome letter some hint of an intention
+ to visit England. I can’t. I have held it at arm’s length, and
+ taken a bird’s-eye view of it, after reading it a great many times,
+ but there is no greater encouragement in it this way than on a
+ microscopic inspection. I should love to go with you—as I have gone,
+ God knows how often—into Little Britain, and Eastcheap, and Green
+ Arbour Court, and Westminster Abbey. I should like to travel with
+ you, outside the last of the coaches, down to Bracebridge Hall. It
+ would make my heart glad to compare notes with you about that shabby
+ gentleman in the oil-cloth hat, and red nose, who sat in the
+ nine-cornered back parlour of the _Mason’s Arms_; and about Robert
+ Preston, and the tallow-chandler’s widow, whose sitting-room is
+ second nature to me; and about all those delightful places and people
+ that I used to walk about and dream of in the day-time, when a very
+ small and not over-particularly-taken-care-of boy. I have a good
+ deal to say, too, about that dashing Alonzo de Ojeda, that you can’t
+ help being fonder of than you ought to be; and much to hear
+ concerning Moorish legend, and poor, unhappy Boabdil. Diedrich
+ Knickerbocker I have worn to death in my pocket, and yet I should
+ show you his mutilated carcass with a joy past all expression.
+
+ “I have been so accustomed to associate you with my pleasantest and
+ happiest thoughts, and with my leisure hours, that I rush at once
+ into full confidence with you, and fall, as it were naturally, and by
+ the very laws of gravity, into your open arms. Questions come
+ thronging to my pen as to the lips of people who meet after long
+ hoping to do so. I don’t know what to say first, or what to leave
+ unsaid, and am constantly disposed to break off and tell you again
+ how glad I am this moment has arrived.
+
+ “My dear Washington Irving, I cannot thank you enough for your
+ cordial and generous praise, or tell you what deep and lasting
+ gratification it has given me. I hope to have many letters from you,
+ and to exchange a frequent correspondence. I send this to say so.
+ After the first two or three, I shall settle down into a connected
+ style, and become gradually rational.
+
+ “You know what the feeling is, after having written a letter, sealed
+ it, and sent it off. I shall picture you reading this, and answering
+ it, before it has lain one night in the post-office. Ten to one that
+ before the fastest packet could reach New York I shall be writing
+ again.
+
+ “Do you suppose the post-office clerks care to receive letters? I
+ have my doubts. They get into a dreadful habit of indifference. A
+ postman, I imagine, is quite callous. Conceive his delivering one to
+ himself, without being startled by a preliminary double knock!”
+
+In the spring of 1842 Mr. Dickens was at Washington, from whence he wrote
+to Irving:—
+
+ “We passed through—literally passed through—this place again to-day.
+ I did not come to see you, for I really have not the heart to say
+ “good-bye” again, and felt more than I can tell you when we shook
+ hands last Wednesday.
+
+ “You will not be at Baltimore, I fear? I thought, at the time, that
+ you only said you might be there, to make our parting the gayer.
+ Wherever you go, God bless you! What pleasure I have had in seeing
+ and talking with you, I will not attempt to say. I shall never
+ forget it as long as I live. What _would_ I give, if we could have
+ but a quiet week together! Spain is a lazy place, and its climate an
+ indolent one. But if you have ever leisure under its sunny skies, to
+ think of a man who loves you, and holds communion with your spirit
+ oftener, perhaps, than any other person alive—leisure from
+ listlessness, I mean—and will write to me in London, you will give me
+ an inexpressible amount of pleasure.”
+
+Wishing, in the summer of 1856, to introduce a relation to Irving, Mr.
+Dickens sent a pleasant letter of introduction, wherein he says:—
+
+ “If you knew how often I write to you individually and personally, in
+ my books, you would be no more surprised in seeing this note, than
+ you were in seeing me do my duty by that flowery julep (in what I
+ dreamily apprehend to have been a former state of existence) at
+ Baltimore.
+
+ “Will you let me present to you a cousin of mine, Mr. B—, who is
+ associated with a merchant’s house in New York? Of course, he wants
+ to see you, and know you. How can _I_ wonder at that? How can
+ anybody?
+
+ “I had a long talk with Leslie at the last Academy dinner (having
+ previously been with him in Paris), and he told me that you were
+ flourishing. I suppose you know that he wears a moustache—so do I,
+ for the matter of that, and a beard too—and that he looks like a
+ portrait of Don Quixote.
+
+ “Holland House has four-and-twenty youthful pages in it now—twelve
+ for my lord, and twelve for my lady; and no clergyman coils his leg
+ up under his chair all dinner-time, and begins to uncurve it when the
+ hostess goes. No wheeled chair runs smoothly in, with that beaming
+ face in it; and —’s little cotton pocket-handkerchief helped to make
+ (I believe) this very sheet of paper. A half-sad, half-ludicrous
+ story of Rogers, is all I will sully it with. You know, I daresay,
+ that, for a year or so before his death, he wandered and lost
+ himself, like one of the Children in the Wood, grown up there and
+ grown down again. He had Mrs. Procter and Mrs. Carlyle to breakfast
+ with him one morning—only those two. Both excessively talkative,
+ very quick and clever, and bent on entertaining him. When Mrs.
+ Carlyle had flashed and shone before him for about three-quarters of
+ an hour on one subject, he turned his poor old eyes on Mrs. Procter,
+ and, pointing to the brilliant discourser with his poor old finger,
+ said (indignantly), “Who is _she_?” Upon this, Mrs. Procter, cutting
+ in, delivered—(it is her own story)—a neat oration on the life and
+ writings of Carlyle, and enlightened him in her happiest and airiest
+ manner; all of which he heard, staring in the dreariest silence, and
+ then said (indignantly as before), “And who are you?”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+WITH few of his literary contemporaries has Mr. Dickens held more cordial
+and pleasant relations than with the late DOUGLAS JERROLD. During all
+the years of their intercourse that sympathy and friendship existed
+between them, which two minds so thoroughly manly and honourable could
+hardly help feeling for each other. Dickens, though considerably the
+younger of the two, had won earlier the prizes of his profession. But
+there was no mean envy and jealousy on the one side, and no mean
+assumption on the other. The letters that passed between the two men are
+altogether delightful to read. We shall proceed to give, as far as our
+space will allow, a few extracts from those of Dickens to Jerrold, {330}
+with intercalary elucidations explanatory of the circumstances under
+which they were written.
+
+In the year 1843, Douglas Jerrold wrote to Mr. Dickens from Herne Bay,
+where he had taken up his abode in “a little cabin, built up of ivy and
+woodbine, and almost within sound of the sea.”
+
+Mr. Dickens replies:—
+
+ “Herne Bay. Hum! I suppose it’s no worse than any other place in
+ this weather, but it _is_ watery, rather, isn’t it? In my mind’s
+ eye, I have the sea in a perpetual state of small-pox, and the chalk
+ running down hill like town milk. But I know the comfort of getting
+ to work ‘in a fresh place,’ and proposing pious projects to one’s
+ self, and having the more substantial advantage of going to bed
+ early, and getting up ditto, and walking about alone. If there were
+ a fine day, I should like to deprive you of the last-named happiness,
+ and to take a good long stroll.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the summer of 1844, “Come,” wrote Mr. Dickens temptingly, “come and
+see me in Italy. Let us smoke a pipe among the vines. I have taken a
+little house surrounded by them, and no man in the world should be more
+welcome to it than you.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Again from Cremona, (November, 1844,) Dickens writes:—
+
+ “You rather entertained the notion once, of coming to see me at
+ Genoa. I shall return straight on the ninth of December, limiting my
+ stay in town to one week. Now, couldn’t you come back with me? The
+ journey that way is very cheap, and I am sure the gratification to
+ you would be high. I am lodged in quite a wonderful place, and would
+ put you in a painted room as big as a church, and much more
+ comfortable. There are pens and ink upon the premises; orange trees,
+ gardens, battledores and shuttlecocks, rousing wood fires for
+ evenings, and a welcome worth having.” * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In 1846, again, Mr. Dickens is off to Switzerland, and still would tempt
+Jerrold in his wake. “I wish,” he writes, “you would seriously consider
+the expediency and feasibility of coming to Lausanne in the summer or
+early autumn. It is a wonderful place to see; and what sort of welcome
+you would find I will say nothing about, for I have vanity enough to
+believe that you would be willing to feel yourself as much at home in my
+household as in any man’s.”
+
+Arrived at Lausanne, Mr. Dickens writes that he will be ready for his
+guest in June. “We are established here,” he says, “in a perfect doll’s
+house, which could be put bodily into the hall of our Italian palazzo.
+But it is in the most lovely and delicious situation imaginable, and
+there is a spare bedroom wherein we could make you as comfortable as need
+be. Bowers of roses for cigar-smoking, arbours for cool punch-drinking,
+mountain and Tyrolean countries close at hand, piled-up Alps before the
+windows, &c., &c., &c.” Then follow business-like directions for the
+journey.
+
+But it could not be. Jerrold was busy with his paper, and with his
+magazine, and felt unable to abandon them even for a few weeks. Well,
+could he reach Paris for Christmas, persisted Mr. Dickens, and spend that
+merry time with his friend.
+
+Early in 1847 Jerrold thought he did see his way clear at last to make a
+short visit to Paris, where Dickens was still established. “We are
+delighted at your intention of coming,” writes the latter, giving the
+most minute details of the manner in which the journey was to be
+performed; but even this journey was never accomplished. Once only,
+after all these promises and invitations—and that for but two or three
+days—did Douglas Jerrold escape from the cares of London literary life,
+to meet Mr. Dickens at Ostend, on his return from Italy, and have a few
+days’ stroll about Belgium.
+
+The following is an extract from a curious and interesting letter
+addressed by Dickens to Douglas Jerrold on the subject of public hanging,
+respecting which the latter held conservative opinions:—
+
+ ‘Devonshire Terrace, November 17, 1849.
+
+ “In a letter I have received from G. this morning he quotes a recent
+ letter from you, in which you deprecate the ‘mystery’ of private
+ hanging.
+
+ “Will you consider what punishment there is, except death, to which
+ ‘mystery’ does not attach? Will you consider whether all the
+ improvements in prisons and punishments that have been made within
+ the last twenty years have or have not, been all productive of
+ ‘mystery?’ I can remember very well when the silent system was
+ objected to as mysterious, and opposed to the genius of English
+ society. Yet there is no question that it has been a great benefit.
+ The prison vans are mysterious vehicles; but surely they are better
+ than the old system of marching prisoners through the streets chained
+ to a long chain, like the galley slaves in Don Quixote. Is there no
+ mystery about transportation, and our manner of sending men away to
+ Norfolk Island, or elsewhere? None in abandoning the use of a man’s
+ name, and knowing him only by a number? Is not the whole improved
+ and altered system, from the beginning to end, a mystery? I wish I
+ could induce you to feel justified in leaving that word to the
+ platform people, on the strength of your knowledge of what crime was,
+ and of what its punishments were, in the days when there was no
+ mystery connected with these things, and all was as open as Bridewell
+ when Ned Ward went to see the women whipped.”
+
+
+
+II.—AS A POET.
+
+
+THERE are several among our foremost prose writers in the present
+century, who, possessing high imagination, and a considerable power of
+rhythmical expression, have occasionally produced verse of a high though
+not of the first order. Lord Macaulay will not be remembered either by
+his prize poems, or by his “Lays of Ancient Rome,” but one who wrote such
+eloquent prose could hardly fail ignobly when he attempted verse. Thomas
+Carlyle, in spite of his energetic denunciation of modern poetry as mere
+dilettantism and trifling, has occasionally courted the muse, and were
+the original pieces and translations from the German which lie scattered
+through his earlier writings, collected together, they would by
+themselves form a volume of no mean value. They have a wild, rugged
+melody of their own, as have also the occasional verses of Emerson; the
+latter bear in many respects a remarkable resemblance to those of Blake.
+The author of _Modern Painters_ might also have gained some reputation as
+a poet, had he chosen to preserve in a more permanent form his scattered
+contributions to annuals. Indeed, it would seem that no eloquent writer
+of prose is altogether devoid of the lyric gift if he chooses to exercise
+it. The only attempt at poetry by Charles Dickens which is at all known
+to the general public is the famous song of “The Ivy Green,” in the
+Pickwick Papers. This exquisite little lyric, with its beautiful
+refrain, so often wedded to music and so familiar to us all, would alone
+suffice to give him no mean rank among contemporary writers of verse.
+But in the Comic Opera of the Village Coquettes, {334} to which we
+alluded in our Introduction, there were a dozen songs of equal tenderness
+and melody, though, as the author has never thought fit to reprint the
+little piece, they are now forgotten.
+
+The first is a song of Harvest-Home, supposed to be sung by a company of
+reapers.
+
+It must be mentioned that this and the other songs had the advantage of
+being set to music by John Hullah. The next, “Love is not a feeling to
+pass away,” was a great favourite at the time. We quote the first
+stanza, the last line of which recalls the little song in the Pickwick
+Papers:
+
+ “Love is not a feeling to pass away,
+ Like the balmy breath of a summer day;
+ It is not—it cannot be—laid aside;
+ It is not a thing to forget or hide.
+ It clings to the heart, ah, woe is me!
+ As the ivy clings to the old oak tree.”
+
+The next is a Bacchanalian song, supposed to be sung by a country squire.
+
+But the gem of all these little lyrics, in our opinion, is that of
+“Autumn Leaves,” of which the refrain strikes us as being peculiarly
+happy. The reader, however, shall judge for himself, from the following
+quotation:—
+
+ “Autumn leaves, autumn leaves, lie strewn around me here;
+ Autumn leaves, autumn leaves, how sad, how cold, how drear!
+ How like the hopes of childhood’s day,
+ Thick clustering on the bough!
+ How like those hopes is their decay,
+ How faded are they now!
+ Autumn leaves, autumn leaves, lie strewn around me here
+ Autumn leaves, autumn leaves, how sad, how cold, how drear!”
+
+The next lyric, “The Child and the Old Man,” was sung by Braham at
+different concerts, long after the piece from which it is taken, had been
+forgotten, and was almost invariably encored.
+
+Mr. Dickens’s poetical attempts have not, however, been confined to
+song-writing. In 1842 he wrote for a friend a very fine Prologue to a
+new tragedy. Mr. Westland Marston came to London in his twenty-first
+year, and resolved to try his success in the world of letters: after
+writing for several of the second-class magazines, he finished his
+tragedy of the “Patrician’s Daughter,” and introduced himself to Mr.
+Dickens, who became interested in the play. Struck with the novelty of
+“a coat-and-breeches tragedy,” the good-tempered novelist recommended
+Macready to produce it, and after some little hesitation, this
+distinguished actor took himself the chief character—Mordaunt,—and also
+recited a prologue by Mr. Dickens, {336} from which we quote a few lines.
+
+Impressing the audience strongly with the scope and purpose of what they
+had come to see, this prologue thoroughly prepared them for welcome and
+applause. The strength and truth of some of the concluding lines address
+themselves equally to a larger audience.
+
+ “No tale of streaming plumes and harness bright
+ Dwells on the poet’s maiden theme to-night.
+
+ * * * *
+
+ Enough for him if in his boldest word
+ The beating heart of man be faintly stirr’d.
+ That mournful music, that, like chords which sigh
+ Through charmed gardens, all who hear it die;
+ That solemn music he does not pursue,
+ To distant ages out of human view.
+
+ * * * *
+
+ But musing with a calm and steady gaze
+ Before the crackling flame of living days,
+ He hears it whisper, through the busy roar
+ Of what shall be, and what has been before.
+ Awake the Present! Shall no scene display
+ The tragic passion of the passing day?
+ Is it with man as with some meaner things,
+ That out of death his solemn purpose springs?
+ Can this eventful life no moral teach,
+ Unless he be for aye beyond its reach?
+
+ * * * *
+
+ Awake the Present! What the past has sown
+ Is in its harvest garner’d, reap’d, and grown.
+ How pride engenders pride, and wrong breeds wrong,
+ And truth and falsehood hand in hand along
+ High places walk in monster-like embrace,
+ The modern Janus with a double face;
+ How social usage hath the power to change
+ Good thought to evil in its highest range,
+ To cramp the noble soul, and turn to ruth
+ The kindling impulse of the glowing youth,
+ Crushing the spirit in its house of clay,—
+ Learn from the lesson of the present day.
+ Not light its import, and not poor its mien,
+ Yourselves the actors, and your home the scene.”
+
+We now come to a very curious fact. Mr. R. H. Horne pointed out
+twenty-five years ago, {337} that a great portion of the scenes
+describing the death of Little Nell in the “Old Curiosity Shop,” will be
+found to be written—whether by design or harmonious accident, of which
+the author was not even subsequently fully conscious—in blank verse, of
+irregular metre and rhythms, which Southey, Shelley, and some other poets
+have occasionally adopted. The following passage, properly divided into
+lines, will stand thus:
+
+ NELLY’S FUNERAL.
+
+ “And now the bell—the bell
+ She had so often heard by night and day,
+ And listen’d to with solemn pleasure,
+ Almost as a living voice—
+ Rung its remorseless toll for her,
+ So young, so beautiful, so good.
+
+ “Decrepit age, and vigorous life,
+ And blooming youth and helpless infancy,
+ Pour’d forth—on crutches, in the pride of strength
+ And health, in the full blush
+ Of promise, the mere dawn of life—
+ To gather round her tomb. Old men were there,
+ Whose eyes were dim
+ And senses failing—
+ Grandames, who might have died ten years ago,
+ And still been old—the deaf, the blind, the lame,
+ The palsied,
+ The living dead in many shapes and forms,
+ To see the closing of this early grave.
+ What was the death it would shut in,
+ To that which still could crawl and creep above it!
+
+ “Along the crowded path they bore her now;
+ Pure as the new-fall’n snow
+ That cover’d it; whose day on earth
+ Had been as fleeting.
+ Under that porch, where she had sat when Heaven
+ In mercy brought her to that peaceful spot,
+ She pass’d again, and the old church
+ Received her in its quiet shade.”
+
+Throughout the whole of the above, only two unimportant words have been
+omitted—_in_ and _its_; and “grandames” has been substituted for
+“grandmothers.” All that remains is exactly as in the original, not a
+single word transposed, and the punctuation the same to a comma.
+
+Again, take the brief homily that concludes the funeral:
+
+ “Oh! it is hard to take to heart
+ The lesson that such deaths will teach,
+ But let no man reject it,
+ For it is one that all must learn,
+ And is a mighty, universal Truth.
+ When Death strikes down the innocent and young,
+ For every fragile form from which he lets
+ The parting spirit free,
+ A hundred virtues rise,
+ In shapes of mercy, charity, and love,
+ To walk the world and bless it.
+ Of every tear
+ That sorrowing mortals shed on such green graves
+ Some good is born, some gentler nature comes.”
+
+Not a ward of the original is changed in the above quotation, which is
+worthy of the best passages in Wordsworth, and thus, meeting on the
+common ground of a deeply truthful sentiment, the two most dissimilar men
+in the literature of the century are brought into the closest
+approximation.
+
+Something of a similar kind of versification in prose may be discovered
+in Chapter LXXVII. of “Barnaby Rudge,” and there is an instance of
+successive verses in the Third Part of the “Christmas Carol,” beginning
+
+ “Far in this den of infamous resort.”
+
+The following is from the concluding paragraph of “Nicholas Nickleby”:—
+
+ “The grass was green above the dead boy’s grave,
+ Trodden by feet so small and light,
+ That not a daisy droop’d its head
+ Beneath their pressure.
+ Through all the spring and summer time
+ Garlands of fresh flowers, wreathed by infant hands,
+ Rested upon the stone.”
+
+The following stanzas, entitled “A Word in Season,” were contributed by
+Mr. Dickens in the winter of 1843 to an annual edited by his friend and
+correspondent, the Countess of Blessington. Since that time he has
+ceased to write, or at any rate to publish anything in verse.
+
+This poem savours much of the manner of Robert Browning. Full of wit and
+wisdom, and containing some very remarkable and rememberable lines, an
+extract from it will fitly close this chapter of our volume.
+
+ A WORD IN SEASON.
+ BY CHARLES DICKENS.
+
+ “They have a superstition in the East,
+ That ALLAH, written on a piece of paper,
+ Is better unction than can come of priest
+ Of rolling incense, and of lighted taper:
+ Holding, that any scrap which bears that name,
+ In any characters, its front impress’d on,
+ Shall help the finder thro’ the purging flame,
+ And give his toasted feet a place to rest on.
+
+ “So have I known a country on the earth,
+ Where darkness sat upon the living waters,
+ And brutal ignorance, and toil, and dearth
+ Were the hard portion of its sons and daughters:
+ And yet, where they who should have oped the door
+ Of charity and light, for all men’s finding,
+ Squabbled for words upon the altar-floor,
+ And rent The Book, in struggles for the binding.” {341}
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES DICKENS’S READINGS.
+THE FIRST PUBLIC READING.
+BY ONE WHO HEARD IT.
+
+
+NOTE.—_In the Introduction to the present volume_, _p._ 42, _it is stated
+that Dickens’s_ “FIRST _Reading_” _in public was given at Birmingham in
+the Christmas of_ 1853. _The offer to read on this public occasion was
+certainly the_ FIRST _which the great novelist made_, _but before the
+Christmas had come around he thought proper to give a trial Reading
+before a much smaller audience_, _in the quiet little city of
+Peterborough_.—ED.
+
+IT must be sixteen or seventeen years ago—I cannot fix the date exactly,
+though the affair made a strong impression on me at the time—that I
+witnessed Charles Dickens’s _débût_ as a public reader. The
+circumstances surrounding this event were so singular that I am tempted
+to recall them.
+
+Scene, the City of Peterborough—dreamy and quiet enough then, though now
+a flourishing railroad terminus—a silent city, with a grand old Norman
+cathedral, round which the rooks cawed lazily all day, straggling narrow
+streets of brick-built houses, a large Corn Exchange, a Mechanics’
+Institute, and about seven thousand inhabitants. The Mechanics’
+Institute brought it all about. That well-meaning but weak-kneed
+organization was, I need hardly say, in debt. Mechanics’ Institutes
+always are in debt. That is their chief peculiarity, next to the fact
+that they never by any chance have any mechanics among their members.
+Our institution was no exception to the rule. On the contrary, it was a
+bright and shining example. No mechanics’ institute of its size anywhere
+around was so deeply in debt; none was more snobbishly exclusive in its
+membership. We had overrun our resources to such an extent that we could
+not even pay the rent of the building we occupied, and were in daily
+danger of being turned out of doors. Lectures on highly improving
+subjects had been tried, but the proceeds did not pay the printer.
+Concerts succeeded better, but the committee said they were immoral. We
+had given two monster tea meetings to pay off the debt, on which
+occasions all the cake required was supplied gratuitously by the members’
+mothers, and all the members and their friends came in by free tickets
+and ate it up. Henry Vincent delivered us an oration; George Dawson
+propounded metaphysical sophistries for our intellectual mystification;
+but with all this we got no better of our troubles—every flounder we made
+only plunged us deeper into the mud. At last it was resolved to write to
+our Borough members. This was in the good old days of Whig supremacy;
+and all the land and all the houses round about us being owned by one
+great Whig earl, our borough was privileged to return two members to
+represent the opinions of that unprotected earl in Parliament. A
+contested election had just come to a close, and the honeyed promises and
+grateful pledges of our elected candidates were still fresh in our
+memory. So to our members the committee addressed their tearful
+entreaties—“deserving institution,”—“valuable agency of
+self-improvement,”—“pressing pecuniary embarrassments,” and so forth.
+Member No. 1 sent his compliments and a five pound note. Member No. 2
+delayed writing for several days, and then had great pleasure in
+informing us that the celebrated author, Mr. Charles Dickens, had kindly
+consented to deliver a public reading on our behalf.
+
+What an excitement it caused in the little city! Mr. Dickens at that
+time had made no public appearance as a reader. He had occasionally been
+heard of as giving selections from his works to small coteries of friends
+or in the private saloon of some distinguished patron of art. But he had
+nervously shrunk from any public _débût_, unwilling, so it seemed, to
+weaken his reputation as a writer by any possible failure as a reader.
+This diffidence had taken so strong a hold of him that it might never
+have been overcome but for the insidious persuasions of “our member.”
+“Here was an opportunity,” he argued, “for testing the matter without
+risk: an antediluvian country town; an audience of farmers’ sons and
+daughters, rural shop-keepers, and a few country parsons—if interest
+could be excited in the stolid minds of such a Bœotian assemblage, the
+success of the reader would be assured wherever the English tongue was
+spoken. On the other hand, if failure resulted, none would be the wiser
+outside this Sleepy-Hollow circle.” The bait took, and Mr. Dickens
+consented to deliver a public reading in aid of the Peterborough
+Mechanics’ Institute. He only stipulated that the prices of admission
+should be such that every mechanic, if he chose, might come to hear him,
+and named two shillings, a shilling, and sixpence as the limit of charge.
+
+Vain limitation!—a fortnight before the reading every place was taken,
+and half a guinea and a guinea were the current rates for front seat
+tickets.
+
+Dickens himself came down and superintended the arrangements, so anxious
+was he as to the result. At one end of the large Corn Exchange before
+spoken of he had caused to be erected a tall pulpit of red baize, as much
+like a Punch and Judy show with the top taken off as anything. This was
+to be the reader’s rostrum. But, as the tall red pulpit looked lanky and
+very comical stuck up there alone, two dummy pulpits of similar
+construction were placed one on each side to bear it company. When the
+reader mounted into the middle box nothing was visible of him but his
+head and shoulders. So if it be really true, as was stated afterwards by
+an indiscreet supernumerary, that Mr. Dickens’s legs shook under him from
+first to last, the audience knew nothing of it. The whole character of
+the stage arrangements suggested that Mr. Dickens was sure of his head,
+but was not quite so sure of his legs.
+
+It was the _Christmas Carol_ that Mr. Dickens read; the night was
+Christmas Eve. As the clock struck the appointed hour, a red, jovial
+face, unrelieved by the heavy moustache which the novelist has since
+assumed, a broad, high forehead, and a perfectly Micawber-like expanse of
+shirt-collar and front appeared above the red baize box, and a full,
+sonorous voice rang out the words, “_Marley-was-dead-to-begin-with_”—then
+paused, as if to take in the character of the audience. No need of
+further hesitation. The voice held all spellbound. Its depth of quiet
+feeling when the ghost of past Christmases led the dreamer through the
+long-forgotten scenes of his boyhood—its embodiment of burly good nature
+when old Fezziwig’s calves were twinkling in the dance—its tearful
+suggestiveness when the spirit of Christmases to come pointed to the
+nettle-grown, neglected grave of the unloved man—its exquisite pathos by
+the death-bed of Tiny Tim, dwell yet in memory like a long-known tune.
+That one night’s reading in the quaint little city, so curiously brought
+about, so ludicrous almost in its surroundings, committed Mr. Dickens to
+the career of a public reader; and he has since derived nearly as large
+an income from his readings as from the copyright of his novels. Only he
+signally failed to carry out his wish of making his first bow before an
+uneducated audience. The vote of thanks which closed the proceedings was
+moved by the senior marquis of Scotland and seconded by the heir of the
+wealthiest peer in England.
+
+One other incident suggests itself in this connection. Somewhere about
+this time three notable men stood together in a print-shop in this same
+city—a singular three-cornered shop, with three fiddles dangling forlorn
+and dusty from the ceiling, and everything from piano-fortes to
+hair-brushes comprised in its stock-in-trade. They stood there one whole
+morning, laughing heartily at the perplexities of the little shopwoman,
+who in her nervousness continually transposed the first letters of words,
+sometimes with very comical effect. Thus, instead of saying, “Put the
+bottle in the cupboard,” she would remark, “Put the cottle in the
+bupboard.” The laughing trio were Dickens, Albert Smith, and Layard the
+traveller, now our minister to the court of Madrid. I strongly suspect
+that the eccentricity of the medical student in Albert Smith’s
+_Adventures of Mr. Ledbury_—the student who invites his friends to “poke
+a smipe” when he means them to “smoke a pipe”—was born on that occasion,
+and that Charles Dickens was robbed by his friend of some thunder which
+he intended to use himself.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+BUT to return to the “Readings.” One glance at the platform is
+sufficient to convince the audience that Mr. Dickens thoroughly
+appreciates “stage effect.” A large screen of maroon cloth occupies the
+background; before it stands a light table of peculiar design, on the
+inner left-hand corner of which there peers forth a miniature desk, large
+enough to accommodate the reader’s book. On the right hand of the table,
+and somewhat below its level, is a shelf, where repose a carafe of water
+and a tumbler. This is covered with velvet, somewhat lighter in colour
+than the screen. No drapery conceals the table, whereby it is plain that
+Mr. Dickens believes in expression of figure as well as of face, and does
+not throw away everything but his head and arms, according to the
+ordinary habit of ordinary speakers. About twelve feet above the
+platform, and somewhat in advance of the table, is a horizontal row of
+gas-jets with a tin reflector; and midway in both perpendicular gas-pipes
+there is one powerful jet with glass chimney. By this admirable
+arrangement, Mr. Dickens stands against a dark background in a frame of
+gaslight, which throws out his face and figure to the best advantage.
+
+He comes! A lithe, energetic man, of medium stature, crosses the
+platform at the brisk gait of five miles an hour, and takes his position
+behind the table. This is Charles Dickens, whose name has been a
+household word for thirty years in England. He has a broad, full brow, a
+fine head,—which, for a man of such power and energy, is singularly small
+at the base of the brain,—and a cleanly cut profile.
+
+There is a slight resemblance between Mr. Dickens and the Emperor of the
+French in the latter respect, owing mainly to the nose; but it is
+unnecessary to add that the faces of the two men are totally different.
+Mr. Dickens’s eyes are light-blue, and his mouth and jaw, without having
+any claim to beauty, possess a strength that is not concealed by the veil
+of iron-gray moustache and generous imperial. His head is but slightly
+graced with iron-gray hair, and his complexion is florid. There is a
+twinkle in his eye, as he enters, that, like a promissory note, pledges
+itself to any amount of fun—within sixty minutes.
+
+People may think in perusing Mr. Dickens’s books that he must be a man of
+large humanity, of forgiving nature, of generous impulses; in hearing him
+read they _know_ that he must be such a man. This, of course, does not
+alone make a great artist; but equally, of course, it goes a long way
+towards making one. To this general and catholic qualification for his
+task Mr. Dickens adds special advantages of a high order. He has action
+of singular ease and felicity, a remarkably expressive eye, and a
+mobility of the facial muscles which belongs to actors of the highest
+grade. As in the case of Garrick, it is impossible to say whether love
+or terror, humour or despair, are best simulated in a countenance which
+expresses each and all on occasion with almost absolute perfection. This
+is, no doubt, due in a great measure not to natural qualities only, but
+to a varied and peculiar experience. Some will have it that actors, like
+poets, are born, not made, but this is only true in a limited and guarded
+sense.
+
+ THE CHRISTMAS CAROL. {349}
+
+ “Ladies and gentlemen, I have the honour to read to you ‘A Christmas
+ Carol,’ in four staves. Stave one, Marley’s Ghost. Marley was dead.
+ There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial
+ was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief
+ mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge’s name was good upon
+ ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as
+ dead as a door-nail.”
+
+At the close of this paragraph our first impression is that Mr. Dickens’s
+voice is limited in power, husky, and naturally monotonous. If he
+succeeds in overcoming these defects, it will be by dramatic genius. We
+begin to wonder why Mr. Dickens constantly employs the rising inflexion,
+and never comes to a full stop; but we are so pleasantly introduced to
+Scrooge, that our spirits revive.
+
+“Foul weather didn’t know where to leave him. The heaviest rain and
+snow, and hail, and sleet could boast of the advantage over him in only
+one respect,—they often ‘came down’ handsomely, and Scrooge _never did_.”
+Here the magnetic current between reader and listener sets in, and when
+Scrooge’s clerk “put on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself at
+the candle; in which effort, not being a man of strong imagination, he
+failed;” the connexion is tolerably well established. We see old Scrooge
+very plainly, growling and snarling at his pleasant nephew; and when that
+nephew invites that uncle to eat a Christmas dinner with him, and Mr.
+Dickens goes on to relate that Scrooge said “he would see him—yes, I am
+sorry to say he did,—he went the whole length of the expression, and said
+he would see him in that extremity first.” He makes one dive at our
+sense of humour, and takes it captive. Mr. Dickens is Scrooge; he is the
+two portly gentlemen on a mission of charity; he is twice Scrooge when,
+upon one of the portly gentlemen remarking that many poor people would
+rather die than go to the workhouse, he replies: “If they would rather
+die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population;” and
+thrice Scrooge, when, turning upon his clerk, he says, “You’ll want all
+day to-morrow, I suppose?” It is the incarnation of a hard-hearted,
+hard-fisted, hard-voiced miser.
+
+“If quite convenient, sir.” A few words, but they denote Bob Cratchit in
+three feet of comforter exclusive of fringe, in well-darned, thread-bare
+clothes, with a mild, frightened voice, so thin that you can see through
+it!
+
+Then there comes the change when Scrooge, upon going home, “saw in the
+knocker, Marley’s face!” Of course Scrooge saw it, because the
+expression of Mr. Dickens’s face makes us see it “with a dismal light
+about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar.” There is good acting in
+this scene, and there is fine acting when the dying flame leaps up as
+though it cried, “I know him! Marley’s ghost!” With what gusto Mr.
+Dickens reads that description of Marley, and how, “looking through his
+waistcoat, Scrooge _could see the two buttons on his coat behind_.”
+
+Nothing can be better than the rendering of the Fezziwig party, in Stave
+Two. You behold Scrooge gradually melting into humanity; Scrooge, as a
+joyous apprentice; that model of employers, Fezziwig; Mrs. Fezziwig “one
+vast substantial smile,” and all the Fezziwigs. Mr. Dickens’s expression
+as he relates how “in came the housemaid with _her cousin_ the baker, and
+in came the cook _with her brother’s particular friend the milkman_,” is
+delightfully comic, while his complete rendering of that dance where “all
+were top couples at last, and not a bottom one to help them,” is owing to
+the inimitable action of his hands. They actually perform upon the
+table, as if it were the floor of Fezziwig’s room, and every finger were
+a leg belonging to one of the Fezziwig’s family. This feat is only
+surpassed by Mr. Dickens’s illustration of Sir Roger de Coverley, as
+interpreted by Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig, when “a positive light appeared to
+issue from Fezziwig’s calves,” and he “cut so deftly that he appeared to
+wink with his legs!” It is a maze of humour. Before the close of the
+stave, Scrooge’s horror at sight of the young girl once loved by him, and
+put aside for gold, shows that Mr. Dickens’s power is not purely comic.
+
+But the best of all, is Stave Three. We distinctly see that “Cratchit”
+family. There are the potatoes that “knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid
+to be let out and peeled;” there is Mrs. Cratchit, fluttering and
+cackling like a motherly hen with a young brood of chickens; and there is
+everybody. The way those two young Cratchits hail Martha, and
+exclaim—“There’s _such_ a goose, Martha!” can never be forgotten. By
+some conjuring trick, Mr. Dickens takes off his own head and puts on a
+Cratchit’s. Later Bob Cratchit and Tiny Tim come in. Assuredly it is
+Bob’s thin voice that pipes out, “Why, where’s our Martha?” and it is
+Mrs. Cratchit who shakes her head and replies, “Not coming!” Then Bob
+relates how Tiny Tim behaved: “as good as gold and better. Somehow he
+gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest
+things you have ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the
+people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be
+pleasant to them to remember, upon Christmas-day, who made lame beggars
+walk, and blind men see.” There is a volume of pathos in these words,
+which are the most delicate and artistic rendering of the whole reading.
+
+Ah, that Christmas dinner! We feel as if we were eating every morsel of
+it. There are “the two young Cratchits,” who “crammed spoons into their
+mouths, lest they should shriek for goose before their turn;” there is
+Tiny Tim, who “beat on the table with the handle of his knife, and feebly
+cried, ‘Hoorray,’” in such a still, small voice. And there is that
+goose! I see it with my naked eye. And O the pudding! “A smell like a
+washing-day! That was the cloth. A smell like an eating-house and a
+pastry-cook’s next door to each other, with a laundress’s next door to
+that! That was the pudding.” Mr. Dickens’s sniffing and smelling of
+that pudding would make a starving family believe that they had swallowed
+it, holly and all. It is infectious.
+
+What Mr. Dickens _does_ is very frequently infinitely better than
+anything he says, or the way he says it; yet the doing is as delicate and
+intangible as the odour of violets, and can be no better described.
+Nothing of its kind can be more touchingly beautiful than the manner in
+which Bob Cratchit—previous to proposing “a merry Christmas to us all, my
+dears, God bless us”—stoops down, with tears in his eyes and places Tiny
+Tim’s withered little hand in his, “as if he loved the child, and wished
+to keep him by his side, and dreaded that he might be taken from him.”
+It is pantomime worthy of the finest actor.
+
+Admirable is Mrs. Cratchit’s ungracious drinking to Scrooge’s health, and
+Martha’s telling how she had seen a lord, and how he “was much about as
+tall as Peter!”
+
+It is a charming cabinet picture, and so likewise is the glimpse of
+Christmas at Scrooge’s nephew’s. The plump sister is “satisfactory, O
+perfectly satisfactory,” and Topper is a magnificent fraud on the
+understanding; a side-splitting fraud. We see Fred get off the sofa, and
+_stamp_ at his own fun, and we hear the plump sister’s voice when she
+guesses the wonderful riddle, “It’s your uncle Scro-o-o-o-oge!”
+Altogether, Mr. Dickens is better than any comedy.
+
+What a change in Stave Four! There sit the gray-haired rascal “Old Joe,”
+with his crooning voice; Mr. Dilber, and those robbers of dead men’s
+shrouds; there lies the body of the plundered, unknown man; there sit the
+Cratchits weeping over Tiny Tim’s death, a scene that would be beyond all
+praise were Bob’s cry, “My little, little child!” a shade less dramatic.
+Here, and only here, Mr. Dickens forgets the nature of Bob’s voice, and
+employs all the power of his own, carried away apparently by the
+situation. Bob would not thus give way to his feelings. Finally, there
+is Scrooge, no longer a miser, but a human being, screaming at the
+“conversational” boy in Sunday clothes, to buy him the prize turkey “that
+never could have stood upon his legs, that bird. He would have snapped
+’em off in a minute, like sticks of sealing-wax.” There is Bob Cratchit
+behind time, trying to overtake nine o’clock, “that fled fifteen minutes
+before.” There is Scrooge poking Bob in the ribs, and vowing he will
+raise his salary; and there is at last happiness for all, as Tiny Tim
+exclaims, “God bless us every one!”
+
+It is difficult to see how the “Christmas Carol” can be read and acted
+better. The only improvement possible is in the ghosts, who are,
+perhaps, too monotonous; a way ghosts have when they return to earth.
+Solemnity and monotony are not synonymous terms, yet every theatrical
+ghost insists that they are, and Mr. Dickens is no exception to the rule.
+If monotony is excusable in anyone, however, it is in him; for, when one
+actor is obliged to represent _twenty-three different characters_, giving
+to everyone an individual tone, he may be pardoned if his ghosts are not
+colloquial.
+
+Talk of sermons and churches! There never was a more beautiful sermon
+than this of “The Christmas Carol.” Sacred names do not necessarily mean
+sacred things.
+
+ SIKES AND NANCY. {353a}
+
+“Although amongst his friends, and such of the outside world as had been
+admitted to the private performances of the Tavistock House theatricals,
+Mr. Dickens was known to possess much dramatic power, it was not until
+within the last few weeks {353b} that he found scope for its exhibition
+on the platform. Although the characters in his previous readings had
+each a distinct and defined individuality—and in true artistic spirit the
+comparatively insignificant characters have as much finish bestowed upon
+their representation as the heroes and heroines, _e.g._ the fat man on
+’Change who replies ‘God knows,’ to the query as to whom Scrooge had left
+his money—a bit of perfect Dutch painting—one could not help feeling that
+the personation was but a half-personation given under restraint; that
+the reader was ‘underacting,’ as it is professionally termed, and one
+longed to see him give his dramatic genius full vent. That wish has now
+been realised. When Mr. Dickens called round him some half-hundred of
+his friends and acquaintances on whose discrimination and knowledge of
+public audiences he had reliance, and when, after requesting their frank
+verdict on the experiment, he commenced the new reading, ‘Sikes and
+Nancy,’ until, gradually warming with excitement, he flung aside his book
+and acted the scene of the murder, shrieked the terrified pleadings of
+the girl, growled the brutal savagery of the murderer, brought looks,
+tones, gestures simultaneously into play to illustrate his meaning, there
+was no one, not even of those who had known him best, or who believed in
+him most, but was astonished at the power and the versatility of his
+genius.
+
+“Grandest of all the characters stands out Fagin, the Jew. The voice is
+husky and with a slight lisp, but there is no nasal intonation; a bent
+back, but no shoulder shrug; the conventional attributes are omitted, the
+conventional words are never spoken; and the Jew fence, crafty and
+cunning even in his bitter vengeance, is there before us, to the life.
+
+“Next comes Nancy. Readers of the old editions of ‘Oliver Twist’ will
+doubtless recollect how desperately difficult it was to fight against the
+dreadful impression which Mr. George Cruikshank’s picture of Nancy left
+upon the mind, and how it required all the assistance of the author’s
+genius to preserve interest in the stunted, squab, round-faced trull whom
+the artist had depicted. Accurately delineating every other character in
+the book, and excelling all his previous and subsequent productions in
+his etching of ‘Fagin in the Condemned Cell,’ Mr. Cruikshank not merely
+did not convey the right idea of Nancy, which would have been bad enough,
+but conveyed the wrong one, which was worse. No such ill-favoured slut
+would have found a protector in Sikes, who amongst his set and in his
+profession was a man of mark. We all know Nancy’s position; but just
+because we know it we are certain she must have had some amount of
+personal comeliness, which Mr. Cruikshank has entirely denied her. In
+the reading we get none of the common side of her character, which peeps
+forth occasionally in the earlier volumes. She is the heroine, doing
+evil that good may come of it—breaking the trust reposed in her that the
+man she loves and they amongst whom she has lived may be brought to
+better lives. With the dread shadow of impending death upon her, she is
+thrillingly earnest, almost prophetic. Thus, in accordance with a
+favourite custom of the author, during the interview on the steps at
+London Bridge, not only does the girl’s language rise from the tone of
+everyday life and become imbued with dramatic imagery and fervour, but
+that eminently prosaic old person, Mr. Brownlow, becomes affected in the
+same manner, saying, ‘before this river wakes to life,’ and indulging in
+other romantic types and metaphors. This may be scarcely life-like, but
+it is very effective in the reading, enchaining the attention of the
+audience and forming a fine contrast to the simple pathos of the dialogue
+in the murder-scene, every word of which is in the highest degree natural
+and well-placed. It is here, of course, that the excitement of the
+audience is wrought to its highest pitch, and that the acme of the
+actor’s art is reached. The raised hands, the bent-back head, are good;
+but shut your eyes, and the illusion is more complete. Then the cries
+for mercy, the ‘Bill! dear Bill! for dear God’s sake!’ uttered in tones
+in which the agony of fear prevails even over the earnestness of the
+prayer, the dead, dull voice as hope departs, are intensely real. When
+the pleading ceases, you open your eyes in relief, in time to see the
+impersonation of the murderer seizing a heavy club, and striking his
+victim to the ground.
+
+“Artistically speaking, the story of Sikes and Nancy ends at the point
+here indicated. Throughout the entire scene of the murder, from the
+entrance of Sikes into the house until the catastrophe, the silence was
+intense—the old phrase ‘a pin might have been heard to drop,’ could have
+been legitimately employed. It was a great study to watch the faces of
+the people—eager, excited, intent—permitted for once in a life-time to be
+natural, forgetting to be British, and cynical, and unimpassioned. The
+great strength of this feeling did not last into the concluding five
+minutes. The people were earnest and attentive; but the wild excitement
+so seldom seen amongst us died as Nancy died, and the rest was somewhat
+of an anti-climax.
+
+“No one who appreciates great acting should miss this scene. It will be
+a treat such as they have not had for a long time, such as, from all
+appearances, they are not likely to have soon again. To them the
+earnestness and force, the subtlety, the _nuances_, the delicate lights
+and shades of the great dramatic art, will be exhibited by one of the
+first—if not the first—of its living masters; while those of far less
+intellectual calibre will understand the vigour of the entire
+performance, and be specially amused at the facial and vocal dexterity by
+which the crafty Fagin is, instantaneously changed into the
+chuckle-headed Noah Claypole.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mr. Dickens, as a reader, is an artist of the very first rank; and to say
+that his reading of the choicest portions of his own works is actually as
+fine in its way as the works themselves in theirs, is a compliment at
+once exceedingly high and richly deserved.
+
+During his late visit to America, the great men of the land travelled
+from far and near to be present at the readings; the poet Longfellow went
+three nights in succession, and he afterwards declared to a friend that
+they were “the most delightful evenings of his life.”
+
+
+
+
+FOOTNOTES
+
+
+{7} This first Sketch was entitled, “_Mrs. Joseph Porter_, ‘_over the
+Way_.’” The _Monthly Magazine_ in which this appeared was published by
+Cochrane and M‘Crone, and must not be confounded with _The New Monthly
+Magazine_, published by Colburn.
+
+{8a} This was the first paper in which Dickens assumed the pseudonym of
+“Boz.” The previous sketches appeared anonymously.
+
+{8b} Of these Sketches two volumes were collected and published by
+Macrone (with illustrations by George Cruikshank), in February, 1836, and
+a third in the December following.
+
+{10} The pamphlet was entitled _Sunday wider Three Heads_: _As it is_;
+_as Sabbath Bills would make it_; _as it might be made_. By Timothy
+Sparks. London, Chapman and Hall, 1836, pp. 49 (with illustrations by
+Hablot K. Browne).
+
+{11} “Memoirs of Joseph Grimaldi,” edited by _Boz_. With illustrations
+by George Cruikshank. In two volumes. London, R. Bentley. 1838.
+
+{15} “Master Humphrey’s Clock,” Vol. I. p. 72.
+
+{18a} “Master Humphrey’s Clock,” Vol. I., pp. 98, 99.
+
+{18b} June 25, 1841.
+
+{24} Kate Field.
+
+{26} _Evenings of a Working Man_, by John Overs, with a Preface relative
+to the Author, by Charles Dickens. London: Newby, 1844.
+
+{27} _Bentley’s Miscellany_, edited by Mr. Dickens during the years
+1837–38.
+
+{28} Dr. Elliotson.
+
+{29} We are told that Overs did not live long after the publication of
+his little book: “the malady under which he was labouring, terminated
+fatally the following October.”
+
+{30} _Fraser’s Magazine_, July, 1844.
+
+{31} These five volumes were all gracefully illustrated by John Leech,
+Daniel Maclise, Clarkson Stanfield, Sir Edwin Landseer, Richard Doyle,
+and others; and a set of the original issue is now much sought after, and
+not easily met with.
+
+{33} “Unto this Last.” Chap. I.
+
+{34} The following instances are, by kind permission, selected from an
+admirable article upon this subject, which appeared in the “Temple Bar”
+Magazine for September, 1869.
+
+{53} Sir David Wilkie died at sea, on board the _Oriental_, off
+Gibraltar, on the 1st of June, 1841, whilst on his way back to England.
+During the evening of the same day his body was committed to the
+deep.—ED.
+
+{55} The _Britannia_ was the vessel that conveyed Mr. Dickens across the
+Atlantic, on his first visit to America.—ED.
+
+{61} _Master Humphrey’s Clock_, under which title the two novels of
+Barnaby Rudge and The Old Curiosity Shop originally appeared.—ED.
+
+{63} “I shall always entertain a very pleasant and grateful recollection
+of Hartford. It is a lovely place, and I had many friends there, whom I
+can never remember with indifference. We left it with no little regret.”
+_American Notes_ (Lond. 1842). Vol. I, p. 182.
+
+{70} See the _Life and Letters of Washington Irving_ (Lond. 1863), p.
+644, where Irving speaks of a letter he has received “from that glorious
+fellow Dickens, in reply to the one I wrote, expressing my heartfelt
+delight with his writings, and my yearnings toward himself.” See also
+the letter itself, in the second division of this volume.—ED.
+
+{88} _TENNYSON_, _Lady Clara Vere de Vere_, then newly published in
+collection of 1842.—ED.
+
+{95} “That this meeting, while conveying its cordial thanks to Charles
+Dickens, Esq., for his presence this evening, and for his able and
+courteous conduct as President, cannot separate without tendering the
+warmest expression of its gratitude and admiration to one whose writings
+have so loyally inculcated the lessons of benevolence and virtue, and so
+richly contributed to the stores of public pleasure and instructions.”
+
+{98} The Duke of Devonshire.
+
+{105} _Charlotte Corday going to Execution_.
+
+{113} The above is extracted from Mrs. Stowe’s “Sunny Memories of
+Foreign Lands,”, a book in which her eaves-dropping propensities were
+already developed in a sufficiently ugly form.—ED.
+
+{150} Alas! the “many years” were to be barely six, when the speaker was
+himself destined to write some memorial pages commemorative of his
+illustrious friend (Cornhill Magazine, February, 1864.)—ED.
+
+{153} Mr. Henry Dodd had proposed to give five acres of land in
+Berkshire, but, in consequence of his desiring to attach certain
+restrictions, after a long and unsatisfactory correspondence, the
+Committee, on 13th January following, rejected the offer.
+(_Communicated_.)
+
+{161} Claude Melnotte in _The Lady of Lyons_, Act iii. sc. 2.
+
+{177} Mr. B. Webster.
+
+{220} _Romeo and Juliet_, Act III. Sc. 1.
+
+{239} Robert Browning: _Bells and Pomegranates_.
+
+{242} R. H.
+
+{250} _Carlyle’s French Revolution_. Book X., Chapter I.
+
+{259} Henry Thomas Buckle.
+
+{260} This and the Speeches which follow were accidentally omitted in
+their right places.
+
+{263} Hazlitt’s Round Table (Edinburgh, 1817, vol ii., p. 242), _On
+Actors and Acting_.
+
+{274} _Vide suprà_, _p._ 268.
+
+{292} An allusion to a well-known Sonnet of Wordsworth, beginning—“The
+world is too much with us—late and soon,” &c.—ED.
+
+{303} Alluding to the forthcoming serial story of _Edwin Drood_.
+
+{309} The Honourable John Lothrop Motley.
+
+{311} February 26th, 1851. Mr. Macready’s Farewell Benefit at Drury
+Lane Theatre, on which occasion he played the part of Macbeth.—ED.
+
+{312} MACBETH, Act I., sc. 7.
+
+{316} The Bishop of Ripon (Dr. Longley).
+
+{330} These passages are given by kind permission of Mr. Blanchard
+Jerrold, who has obligingly allowed us to make free use of this portion
+of the Memoir of his father. We refer the reader who is desirous of
+seeing more, to that ably-written biography.—ED.
+
+{334} _The Village Coquettes_: _a Comic Opera in Two Acts_. By CHARLES
+DICKENS. The music by John Hullah. London: Richard Bentley, 1836.
+
+{336} Produced for the first time at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, on
+Saturday, December 10, 1842. We would fain have given this fine prologue
+entire, had we felt authorized in doing so.
+
+{337} In “A New Spirit of the Age.” (Lond., 1844), Vol. I., pp. 65–68.
+
+{341} _The Keepsake for_ 1844. _Edited by the Countess of Blessington_,
+pp. 73, 74.
+
+{349} The reader who desires to further renew his recollections of Mr.
+Dickens’s Readings is referred to Miss Kate Field’s admirable “Pen
+Photographs,” published in Boston, in 1868. The little volume is a
+valuable estimate of the readings recently given in America.
+
+{353a} Extracted (by kind permission) from a criticism by Mr. Edmund
+Yates.
+
+{353b} Written in 1868.
+
+
+
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