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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Speeches of Charles Dickens, by Charles
+Dickens
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+Title: Speeches of Charles Dickens
+ Literary and Social
+
+
+Author: Charles Dickens
+
+
+
+Release Date: December 18, 2014 [eBook #824]
+[This file was first posted on March 1, 1997]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SPEECHES OF CHARLES DICKENS***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1880 Chatto and Windus edition by David
+Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/coverb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Book cover"
+title=
+"Book cover"
+ src="images/covers.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<h2>SPEECHES<br />
+<span class="GutSmall"><i>LITERARY AND SOCIAL</i></span></h2>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BY</span><br
+/>
+CHARLES DICKENS</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">WITH
+CHAPTERS ON &ldquo;CHARLES DICKENS AS A LETTER WRITER,</span><br
+/>
+<span class="GutSmall">POET, AND PUBLIC READER.&rdquo;</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/tpb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Drawing of Charles Dickens"
+title=
+"Drawing of Charles Dickens"
+ src="images/tps.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>A NEW EDITION</i></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="GutSmall"><b>London</b></span><br />
+CHATTO AND WINDUS, PICCADILLY<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">1880</span></p>
+<h2><a name="page5"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+5</span>INTRODUCTION.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Charles Dickens</span> was born at
+Landport, Portsmouth, on February 7, 1812.&nbsp; At that time his
+father, Mr. John Dickens, held an office in the Navy Pay
+Department, the duties of which obliged him to reside alternately
+at the principal naval stations of England.&nbsp; But on the
+conclusion of peace in 1815 a considerable reduction was made by
+Government in this branch of the public service.&nbsp; Mr. John
+Dickens, among others, was pensioned off, and he removed to
+London with his wife and children, when his son Charles was
+hardly four years of age.</p>
+<p>No doubt the varied bustling scenes of life witnessed by
+Charles Dickens in his early years, had an influence on his mind
+that gave him a taste for observing the manners and mental
+peculiarities of different classes of people engaged in the
+active pursuits of life, and <a name="page6"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 6</span>quickened a naturally lively
+perception of the ridiculous, for which he was distinguished even
+in boyhood.</p>
+<p>It is curious to observe how similar opportunities of becoming
+acquainted practically with life, and the busy actors on its
+varied scenes, in very early life, appear to influence the minds
+of thinking and imaginative men in after-years.&nbsp;
+Goldsmith&rsquo;s pedestrian excursions on the Continent,
+Bulwer&rsquo;s youthful rambles on foot in England, and
+equestrian expeditions in France, and Maclise&rsquo;s extensive
+walks in boyhood over his native county, and the mountains and
+valleys of Wicklow a little later, were fraught with similar
+results.</p>
+<p>Charles Dickens was intended by his father to be an
+attorney.&nbsp; Nature and Mr. John Dickens happily differed on
+that point.&nbsp; London law may have sustained little injury in
+losing Dickens for &ldquo;a limb.&rdquo;&nbsp; English literature
+would have met with an irreparable loss, had she been deprived of
+him whom she delights to own as a favourite son.</p>
+<p>Dickens, having decided against the law, began his career in
+&ldquo;the gallery,&rdquo; as a reporter on <i>The True Sun</i>;
+and from the first made himself distinguished and distinguishable
+among &ldquo;the corps,&rdquo; for his ability, promptness, and
+punctuality.</p>
+<p>Remaining for a short term on the staff of this periodical, he
+seceded to <i>The Mirror of Parliament</i>, which was started
+with the express object of furnishing <i>verbatim</i> reports of
+the debates.&nbsp; It only lived, however, for two sessions.</p>
+<p>The influence of his father, who on settling in the <a
+name="page7"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 7</span>metropolis, had
+become connected with the London press, procured for Charles
+Dickens an appointment as short-hand reporter on the <i>Morning
+Chronicle</i>.&nbsp; To this period of his life he has made some
+graceful and interesting allusions in a speech delivered at the
+Second Anniversary of the Newspaper Press Fund, about five years
+ago.</p>
+<p>It was in <i>The Monthly Magazine</i> of January, 1834, before
+he had quite attained his twenty-second year, that Charles
+Dickens made his first appearance in print as a story-teller. <a
+name="citation7"></a><a href="#footnote7"
+class="citation">[7]</a>&nbsp; Neither the editor of the
+magazine, nor the readers, nor even the ardent and gratified
+young author himself (who has described in the preface to the
+&ldquo;Pickwick Papers&rdquo; his sensations on finding his
+little contribution accepted), then dreamt that he would become
+in five short years from that time one of the most popular and
+widely-read of English authors, that his name would shortly
+become familiar as a household word, and that his praise would be
+on every tongue on both sides of the Atlantic.</p>
+<p>Encouraged by his success, Charles Dickens continued to send
+sketches in the same vein, and for the next twelve months was a
+tolerably constant contributor <a name="page8"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 8</span>to the <i>Magazine</i>.&nbsp; All, or
+nearly all, of these little papers were reprinted in the
+collection of <i>Sketches by Boz</i>; but as it will perhaps be
+interesting to some of our readers to trace their original
+appearance in the magazine, we give a list of them
+here:&mdash;</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p>February, 1834,</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Horatio Sparkins.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Marriage a-la-Mode.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>April &bdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Bloomsbury Christening.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>May &bdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Boarding-House.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>August &bdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>Ibid.</i>&nbsp; (No II.) <a name="citation8a"></a><a
+href="#footnote8a" class="citation">[8a]</a></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>September &bdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Goings-on at Bramsby Hall.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>October &bdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Steam Excursion.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>January, 1835.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>February &bdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>Ib.</i>&nbsp; Chapter Second.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>A similar series was afterwards contributed to the evening
+edition of <i>The Morning Chronicle</i>, <a
+name="citation8b"></a><a href="#footnote8b"
+class="citation">[8b]</a> then edited by Mr. John Black, and on
+which Dickens was engaged as parliamentary reporter.</p>
+<p>While writing the &ldquo;Sketches,&rdquo; a strong inclination
+towards the stage induced Mr. Charles Dickens to test his powers
+as a dramatist, and his first piece, a farce <a
+name="page9"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 9</span>called <i>The
+Strange Gentleman</i>, was produced at the St. James&rsquo;s
+Theatre on the opening night of the season, September 29,
+1836.&nbsp; The late Mr. Harley was the hero of the farce, which
+was received with great favour.&nbsp; This was followed by an
+opera, called <i>The Village Coquettes</i>, for which Mr. Hullah
+composed the music, and which was brought out at the same
+establishment, on Tuesday, December 6, 1836.&nbsp; The quaint
+humour, unaffected pathos, and graceful lyrics of this production
+found prompt recognition, and the piece enjoyed a prosperous
+run.&nbsp; <i>The Village Coquettes</i> took its title from two
+village girls, Lucy and Rose, led away by vanity, coquetting with
+men above them in station, and discarding their humble, though
+worthy lovers.&nbsp; Before, however, it is too late they see
+their error, and the piece terminates happily.&nbsp; Miss
+Rainforth and Miss Julia Smith were the heroines, and Mr. Bennet
+and Mr. Gardner were their betrothed lovers.&nbsp; Braham was the
+Lord of the Manor, who would have led astray the fair Lucy.&nbsp;
+There was a capital scene, where he was detected by Lucy&rsquo;s
+father, played by Strickland, urging an elopement.&nbsp; Harley
+had a trifling part in the piece, rendered highly amusing by his
+admirable acting.</p>
+<p>On March 6, 1837, was brought out at the St. James&rsquo;s
+Theatre a farce, called <i>Is She His Wife</i>; <i>or</i>,
+<i>Something Singular</i>, in which Harley played the principal
+character, Felix Tapkins, a flirting bachelor, and sang a song in
+the character of Pickwick, &ldquo;written expressly for him by
+Boz.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page10"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 10</span>Under
+the pseudonym of Timothy Sparks Charles Dickens published about
+this time a wholesome, wise, and cleverly written little pamphlet
+against Sabbatarianism, in which he cogently and forcibly
+advocated more liberal views respecting the observance of Sunday
+than generally obtain in this country. <a
+name="citation10"></a><a href="#footnote10"
+class="citation">[10]</a></p>
+<p>In March, 1836, appeared the first number of
+&ldquo;Pickwick,&rdquo; with illustrations by Seymour.&nbsp; It
+was continued in monthly shilling numbers until its completion,
+and this has been Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s favourite and usual form of
+publication ever since.&nbsp; The success and popularity of the
+work&mdash;which, in freshness and vigour, he has never surpassed
+in his later and maturer writings&mdash;were unmistakeable.&nbsp;
+Several playwrights dramatised it, with more or less success; and
+a swarm of obscure scribblers flooded the town with imitations
+and sequels, which, like Avanelleda&rsquo;s second part of
+&ldquo;Don Quixote,&rdquo; came mostly to grief, and were quickly
+forgotten.</p>
+<p>Before the work had reached its third number, the talented
+artist who had undertaken the illustrations, and who has
+immortalised the features of Mr. Pickwick, was unfortunately
+removed by death, and Mr. Hablot Browne (the well-known
+<i>Phiz</i>) was chosen to replace him, and continued to
+illustrate most of Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s novels for many years
+after.&nbsp; During the <a name="page11"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 11</span>years 1837&ndash;1838, Mr. Dickens
+carried on the editorship of <i>Bentley&rsquo;s Miscellany</i>,
+where his novel of &ldquo;Oliver Twist&rdquo; (illustrated by
+George Cruikshank) first appeared.&nbsp; To this magazine, during
+the time that he conducted it, he also contributed some humorous
+papers, entitled &ldquo;Full Report of the Meetings of the Mudfog
+Association for the Advancement of Everything.&rdquo;&nbsp; But,
+finding his editorial office irksome, he soon abandoned it.</p>
+<p>During his engagement with Mr. Bentley, he edited and partly
+wrote the &ldquo;Memoirs of Joseph Grimaldi,&rdquo; <a
+name="citation11"></a><a href="#footnote11"
+class="citation">[11]</a> a book now almost forgotten, though not
+without passages of pathos and humour.&nbsp; Dickens, in the
+introductory chapter (dated February, 1838), gives the following
+account of his share in the work:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;For about a year before his death, Grimaldi
+was employed in writing a full account of his life and
+adventures, and as people who write their own lives often find
+time to extend them to a most inordinate length, it is no wonder
+that his account of himself was exceedingly voluminous.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This manuscript was confided to Mr. Thomas Egerton
+Wilks, to alter and revise, with a view to its publication.&nbsp;
+While he was thus engaged, Grimaldi died; and Mr. Wilks having,
+by the commencement of September (1837), concluded his labours,
+offered <a name="page12"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+12</span>the manuscript to Mr. Bentley, by whom it was shortly
+afterwards purchased.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The present editor of these volumes has felt it
+necessary to say thus much in explanation of their origin.&nbsp;
+His own share in them is stated in a few words.&nbsp; Being much
+struck by several incidents in the manuscript&mdash;such as the
+description of Grimaldi&rsquo;s infancy, the burglary, the
+brother&rsquo;s return from sea, and many other
+passages&mdash;and thinking that they might be related in a more
+attractive manner, he accepted a proposal from the publisher to
+edit the book, and <i>has</i> edited it to the best of his
+ability, altering its form throughout, and making such other
+alterations as he conceived would improve the narration of the
+facts, without any departure from the facts
+themselves.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>His next work was &ldquo;Nicholas Nickleby,&rdquo; published
+in monthly numbers.&nbsp; The following passage from the original
+preface, which is only to be found in the old editions, alludes
+to the great success that attended this story:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;It only now remains for the writer of these
+pages, with that feeling of regret with which we leave almost any
+pursuit that has for a long time occupied us and engaged our
+thoughts, and which is naturally augmented in such a case as
+this, when that pursuit has been surrounded by all that could
+animate and cheer him on&mdash;it only now remains for him,
+before abandoning his task, to bid his readers
+farewell.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><a name="page13"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 13</span>This
+was followed by &ldquo;Master Humphrey&rsquo;s Clock,&rdquo; the
+publication of which, in weekly numbers, with illustrations by
+Cattermole and Hablot Browne, was commenced in April, 1840.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Master Humphrey&rsquo;s Clock&rdquo; comprised the two
+novels of &ldquo;The Old Curiosity Shop&rdquo; and &ldquo;Barnaby
+Rudge,&rdquo; which are now published in a separate form,
+stripped of the introductory portion relating to Master Humphrey,
+and of the intercalary chapters in which Mr. Pickwick and the two
+Wellers appear again on the scene.&nbsp; It was pleasant to meet
+once more these familiar humorous creations, and it may be a
+matter for regret that this portion of the book has been
+consigned to oblivion.&nbsp; But the author considered that these
+passages served only to interrupt the continuity of the main
+story, and they were consequently eliminated.</p>
+<p>These three characters (the Wellers and Mr. Pickwick) have all
+the same raciness and inexhaustible humour in this sequel as in
+the work in which we were first introduced to them.&nbsp; As the
+original edition of the work we are alluding to is now somewhat
+rare, the reader may not be displeased to have a few specimens
+laid before him.&nbsp; Here is Mr. Weller senior&rsquo;s opinion
+of railways:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;I con-sider,&rdquo; said Mr. Weller,
+&ldquo;that the rail is unconstitootional and an inwaser o&rsquo;
+priwileges, and I should wery much like to know what that
+&rsquo;ere old Carter as once stood up for our liberties and wun
+&rsquo;em too&mdash;I should like to know wot he vould say if he
+wos alive now, to Englishmen being locked up with <a
+name="page14"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 14</span>widders, or
+with anybody, again their wills.&nbsp; Wot a old Carter would
+have said, a old Coachman may say, and I as-sert that in that
+pint o&rsquo; view alone, the rail is an inwaser.&nbsp; As to the
+comfort, vere&rsquo;s the comfort o&rsquo; sittin&rsquo; in a
+harm cheer lookin&rsquo; at brick walls or heaps o&rsquo; mud,
+never comin&rsquo; to a public house, never seein&rsquo; a glass
+o&rsquo; ale, never goin&rsquo; through a pike, never
+meetin&rsquo; a change o&rsquo; no kind (horses or othervise),
+but alvays comin&rsquo; to a place, ven you come to one at all,
+the wery picter o&rsquo; the last, vith the same p&rsquo;leesemen
+standing about, the same blessed old bell a ringin&rsquo;, the
+same unfort&rsquo;nate people standing behind the bars, a
+waitin&rsquo; to be let in; and everythin&rsquo; the same except
+the name, vich is wrote up in the same sized letters as the last
+name and vith the same colors.&nbsp; As to the <i>h</i>onour and
+dignity o&rsquo; travelling vere can that be vithout a coachman;
+and wot&rsquo;s the rail to sich coachmen and guards as is
+sometimes forced to go by it, but a outrage and a insult?&nbsp;
+As to the pace, wot sort o&rsquo; pace do you think I, Tony
+Veller, could have kept a coach goin&rsquo; at, for five hundred
+thousand pound a mile, paid in adwance afore the coach was on the
+road?&nbsp; And as to the ingein&mdash;a nasty wheezin&rsquo;,
+creaking, gasping, puffin, bustin&rsquo; monster, alvays out
+o&rsquo; breath, vith a shiny green and gold back, like a
+unpleasant beetle in that &rsquo;ere gas magnifier&mdash;as to
+the ingein as is alvays a pourin&rsquo; out red hot coals at
+night, and black smoke in the day, the sensiblest thing it does
+in my opinion, is, ven there&rsquo;s somethin&rsquo; in the vay
+and it sets up that &rsquo;ere frightful scream <a
+name="page15"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 15</span>vich seems to
+say, &lsquo;Now here&rsquo;s two hundred and forty passengers in
+the wery greatest extremity o&rsquo; danger, and here&rsquo;s
+their two hundred and forty screams in vun!&rsquo;&rdquo; <a
+name="citation15"></a><a href="#footnote15"
+class="citation">[15]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>While Mr. Pickwick is listening to Master Humphrey&rsquo;s
+story above, the Wellers are entertained by the housekeeper in
+the kitchen, where they find Mr. Slithers, the barber, to whom
+Sam Weller, drawing extensively we may suppose upon his lively
+imagination, relates the following anecdote:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;I never knew,&rdquo; said Sam, fixing his
+eyes in a ruminative manner upon the blushing barber, &ldquo;I
+never knew but von o&rsquo; your trade, but <i>he</i> wos worth a
+dozen, and wos indeed dewoted to his callin&rsquo;!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Was he in the easy shaving way, sir,&rdquo; inquired
+Mr. Slithers; &ldquo;or in the cutting and curling
+line?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Both,&rdquo; replied Sam; &ldquo;easy shavin&rsquo; was
+his natur, and cuttin&rsquo; and curlin&rsquo; was his pride and
+glory.&nbsp; His whole delight wos in his trade.&nbsp; He spent
+all his money in bears and run in debt for &rsquo;em besides, and
+there they wos a growling avay down in the front cellar all day
+long, and ineffectooally gnashing their teeth, vile the grease
+o&rsquo; their relations and friends wos being re-tailed in
+gallipots in the shop above, and the first-floor winder wos
+ornamented vith their heads; not to speak o&rsquo; the dreadful
+aggrawation it must have been to &rsquo;em to see a man alvays a
+walkin&rsquo; up and down the pavement outside, vith the portrait
+of a <a name="page16"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 16</span>bear
+in his last agonies, and underneath in large letters,
+&lsquo;Another fine animal wos slaughtered yesterday at
+Jinkinson&rsquo;s!&rsquo;&nbsp; Hows&rsquo;ever, there they wos,
+and there Jinkinson wos, till he wos took wery ill with some
+inn&rsquo;ard disorder, lost the use of his legs, and wos
+confined to his bed, vere he laid a wery long time, but sich wos
+his pride in his profession even then, that wenever he wos worse
+than usual, the doctor used to go down stairs and say,
+&lsquo;Jinkinson&rsquo;s wery low this mornin&rsquo;; we must
+give the bears a stir;&rsquo; and as sure as ever they stirred
+&rsquo;em up a bit, and made &rsquo;em roar, Jinkinson opens his
+eyes if he wos ever so bad, calls out, &lsquo;There&rsquo;s the
+bears!&rsquo; and rewives agin.&nbsp; Vun day the doctor
+happenin&rsquo; to say, &lsquo;I shall look in as usual to-morrow
+mornin&rsquo;,&rsquo; Jinkinson catches hold of his hand and
+says, &lsquo;Doctor,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;will you grant me one
+favor?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;I will, Jinkinson,&rsquo; says the
+doctor.&nbsp; &lsquo;Then, doctor,&rsquo; says Jinkinson,
+&lsquo;vill you come un-shaved, and let me shave
+you?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;I will,&rsquo; says the doctor.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;God bless you,&rsquo; says Jinkinson.&nbsp; Next day the
+doctor came, and arter he&rsquo;d been shaved all skilful and
+reg&rsquo;lar, he says, &lsquo;Jinkinson,&rsquo; he says,
+&lsquo;it&rsquo;s wery plain this does you good.&nbsp;
+Now,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;I&rsquo;ve got a coachman as has got
+a beard that it &rsquo;d warm your heart to work on, and though
+the footman,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;hasn&rsquo;t got much of a
+beard, still he&rsquo;s a trying it on vith a pair o&rsquo;
+viskers to that extent, that razors is christian charity.&nbsp;
+If they take it in turns to mind the carriage wen it&rsquo;s a
+waitin&rsquo; below,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;wot&rsquo;s to hinder
+you from operatin&rsquo; on both of &rsquo;em ev&rsquo;ry day <a
+name="page17"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 17</span>as well as
+upon me? you&rsquo;ve got six children,&rsquo; he says,
+&lsquo;wot&rsquo;s to hinder you from shavin&rsquo; all their
+heads, and keepin&rsquo; &rsquo;em shaved?&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve got
+two assistants in the shop down-stairs, wot&rsquo;s to hinder you
+from cuttin&rsquo; and curlin&rsquo; them as often as you
+like?&nbsp; Do this,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;and you&rsquo;re a
+man agin.&rsquo;&nbsp; Jinkinson squeedged the doctor&rsquo;s
+hand, and begun that wery day; he kept his tools upon the bed,
+and wenever he felt his-self gettin&rsquo; worse, he turned to at
+vun o&rsquo; the children, who wos a runnin&rsquo; about the
+house vith heads like clean Dutch cheeses, and shaved him
+agin.&nbsp; Vun day the lawyer come to make his vill; all the
+time he wos a takin&rsquo; it down, Jinkinson was secretly a
+clippin&rsquo; avay at his hair vith a large pair of
+scissors.&nbsp; &lsquo;Wot&rsquo;s that &rsquo;ere snippin&rsquo;
+noise?&rsquo; says the lawyer every now and then,
+&lsquo;it&rsquo;s like a man havin&rsquo; his hair
+cut.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;It <i>is</i> wery like a man
+havin&rsquo; his hair cut,&rsquo; says poor Jinkinson,
+hidin&rsquo; the scissors and lookin&rsquo; quite innocent.&nbsp;
+By the time the lawyer found it out, he was wery nearly
+bald.&nbsp; Jinkinson was kept alive in this vay for a long time,
+but at last vun day he has in all the children, vun arter
+another, shaves each on &rsquo;em wery clean, and gives him vun
+kiss on the crown of his head; then he has in the two assistants,
+and arter cuttin&rsquo; and curlin&rsquo; of &rsquo;em in the
+first style of elegance, says he should like to hear the woice
+o&rsquo; the greasiest bear, vich rekvest is immedetly complied
+with; then he says that he feels wery happy in his mind, and
+vishes to be left alone; and then he dies, prevously
+cuttin&rsquo; his <a name="page18"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+18</span>own hair, and makin&rsquo; one flat curl in the wery
+middle of his forehead.&rdquo; <a name="citation18a"></a><a
+href="#footnote18a" class="citation">[18a]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>There is a great deal more in the same vein, not unworthy of
+the &ldquo;Pickwick Papers.&rdquo;&nbsp; We must leave the
+curious reader to find it out, however, for himself.</p>
+<p>During the progress of this publication, it seems that certain
+officious persons, mistaking it for a kind of <i>omnium
+gatherum</i>, by &ldquo;several hands,&rdquo; tendered
+contributions to its pages, and the author was compelled to issue
+the following advertisement:</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">MASTER HUMPHREY&rsquo;S
+CLOCK.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Dickens</span> begs to inform all
+those Ladies and Gentlemen who have tendered him contributions
+for this work, and all those who may now or at any future time
+have it in contemplation to do so, that he cannot avail himself
+of their obliging offers, as it is written solely by himself, and
+cannot possibly include any productions from other hands.</p>
+<p>This announcement will serve for a final answer to all
+correspondents, and will render any private communications
+unnecessary.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>After &ldquo;winding up his Clock,&rdquo; as he termed it,
+Dickens resolved to make a tour in the United States.&nbsp;
+Before he went away, however, some of the most distinguished
+citizens of Edinburgh gave him a farewell banquet. <a
+name="citation18b"></a><a href="#footnote18b"
+class="citation">[18b]</a>&nbsp; He was then only twenty-nine
+years of age, and this was the first great public recognition of
+his genius, and the first occasion that was afforded him of
+displaying his powers as a public <a name="page19"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 19</span>speaker.&nbsp; Professor Wilson
+(Christopher North) presided, and spoke of the young author in
+the following terms:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Our friend has dealt with the common
+feelings and passions of ordinary men in the common and ordinary
+paths of life.&nbsp; He has not sought&mdash;at least he has not
+yet sought&mdash;to deal with those thoughts and passions that
+are made conspicuous from afar by the elevated stations of those
+who experience them.&nbsp; He has mingled in the common walks of
+life; he has made himself familiar with the lower orders of
+society.&nbsp; He has not been deterred by the aspect of vice and
+wickedness, and misery and guilt, from seeking a spirit of good
+in things evil, but has endeavoured by the might of genius to
+transmute what was base into what is precious as the beaten gold.
+. . .&nbsp; But I shall be betrayed, if I go on much
+longer,&mdash;which it would be improper for me to do&mdash;into
+something like a critical delineation of the genius of our
+illustrious guest.&nbsp; I shall not attempt that; but I cannot
+but express in a few ineffectual words, the delight which every
+human bosom feels in the benign spirit which pervades all his
+creations.&nbsp; How kind and good a man he is, I need not say;
+nor what strength of genius he has acquired by that profound
+sympathy with his fellow-creatures, whether in prosperity and
+happiness, or overwhelmed with unfortunate circumstances, but who
+do not yet sink under their miseries, but trust to their own
+strength of endurance, to that principle of truth and honour and
+integrity which is no stranger <a name="page20"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 20</span>to the uncultivated bosom, which is
+found in the lowest abodes in as great strength as in the halls
+of nobles and the palaces of kings.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Dickens is also a satirist.&nbsp; He satirises
+human life, but he does not satirise it to degrade it.&nbsp; He
+does not wish to pull down what is high into the neighbourhood of
+what is low.&nbsp; He does not seek to represent all virtue as a
+hollow thing, in which no confidence can be placed.&nbsp; He
+satirises only the selfish, and the hard-hearted, and the cruel;
+he exposes in a hideous light that principle which, when acted
+upon, gives a power to men in the lowest grades to carry on a
+more terrific tyranny than if placed upon thrones.&nbsp; I shall
+not say&mdash;for I do not feel&mdash;that our distinguished
+guest has done full and entire justice to one subject&mdash;that
+he has entirely succeeded where I have no doubt he would be most
+anxious to succeed&mdash;in a full and complete delineation of
+the female character.&nbsp; But this he has done: he has not
+endeavoured to represent women as charming merely by the aid of
+accomplishments, however elegant and graceful.&nbsp; He has not
+depicted those accomplishments as the essentials of their
+character, but has spoken of them rather as always inspired by a
+love of domesticity, by fidelity, by purity, by innocence, by
+charity, and by hope, which makes them discharge, under the most
+difficult circumstances, their duties; and which brings over
+their path in this world some glimpses of the light of
+heaven.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens may be assured that there is felt for
+him all over Scotland a sentiment <a name="page21"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 21</span>of kindness, affection, admiration
+and love; and I know for certain that the knowledge of these
+sentiments must make him happy.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>Dickens left Liverpool, on his voyage across the Atlantic, in
+the &ldquo;Britannia&rdquo; steam-packet, Captain Hewett, on the
+3rd of January, 1842.&nbsp; At Boston, Hartford, and New York, he
+was received with ovations (Washington Irving on one occasion
+presiding at a banquet held in his honour), until he was obliged
+to decline any further appearance in public.&nbsp; During this
+first visit to America, he made three long and eloquent speeches,
+which are all given in this volume <i>in extenso</i>.&nbsp; In
+each of these he referred in an earnest way to the great question
+of International Copyright, urging upon his Transatlantic friends
+the necessity of doing right and justice in this matter.&nbsp; He
+returned to England in the month of June, and a few weeks
+afterwards addressed the following circular letter to all the
+principal English authors:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right">&ldquo;1, <span
+class="smcap">Devonshire Terrace</span>, York Gate,
+Regent&rsquo;s Park,<br />
+&ldquo;7<i>th</i> <i>July</i>, 1842.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You may perhaps be aware that, during my stay in
+America, I lost no opportunity of endeavouring to awaken the
+public mind to a sense of the unjust and iniquitous state of the
+law in that country, in reference to the wholesale piracy of
+British works.&nbsp; Having been successful in making the subject
+one of general discussion in the United States, I carried to
+Washington, for presentation to Congress by Mr. Clay, a petition
+<a name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 22</span>from the
+whole body of American authors, earnestly praying for the
+enactment of an International Copyright Law.&nbsp; It was signed
+by Mr. Washington Irving, Mr. Prescott, Mr. Cooper, and every man
+who has distinguished himself in the literature of America; and
+has since been referred to a Select Committee of the House of
+Representatives.&nbsp; To counteract any effect which might be
+produced by that petition, a meeting was held in
+Boston&mdash;which, you will remember, is the seat and stronghold
+of Learning and Letters in the United States&mdash;at which a
+memorial against any change in the existing state of things in
+this respect was agreed to, with but one dissentient voice.&nbsp;
+This document, which, incredible as it may appear to you, was
+actually forwarded to Congress and received, deliberately stated
+that if English authors were invested with any control over the
+re-publication of their own books, it would be no longer possible
+for American editors to alter and adapt them (as they do now) to
+the American taste!&nbsp; This memorial was, without loss of
+time, replied to by Mr. Prescott, who commented, with the natural
+indignation of a gentleman, and a man of letters, upon its
+extraordinary dishonesty.&nbsp; I am satisfied that this brief
+mention of its tone and spirit is sufficient to impress you with
+the conviction that it becomes all those who are in any way
+connected with the literature of England, to take that high
+stand, to which the nature of their pursuits, and the extent of
+their sphere of usefulness, justly entitle them, to discourage
+the upholders of such doctrines by every means in their power,
+and to hold themselves aloof from the remotest participation in a
+system, from which the moral sense and honourable feeling of all
+just men must instinctively recoil.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For myself, I have resolved that I will never from this
+time enter into any negotiation with any person for the
+transmission across the Atlantic of early proofs of anything I
+may write, and that I will forego all profit derivable from such
+a source.&nbsp; I do not venture to urge this line of proceeding
+upon you, but I would beg to suggest, and to lay great stress
+upon the necessity <a name="page23"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+23</span>of observing one other course of action, to which I
+cannot too emphatically call your attention.&nbsp; The persons
+who exert themselves to mislead the American public on this
+question, to put down its discussion, and to suppress and distort
+the truth in reference to it in every possible way, are (as you
+may easily suppose) those who have a strong interest in the
+existing system of piracy and plunder: inasmuch as, so long as it
+continues, they can gain a very comfortable living out of the
+brains of other men, while they would find it very difficult to
+earn bread by the exercise of their own.&nbsp; These are the
+editors and proprietors of newspapers almost exclusively devoted
+to the re-publication of popular English works.&nbsp; They are,
+for the most part, men of very low attainments, and of more than
+indifferent reputation; and I have frequently seen them, in the
+same sheet in which they boast of the rapid sale of many thousand
+copies of an English reprint, coarsely and insolently attacking
+the author of that very book, and heaping scurrility and slander
+upon his head.&nbsp; I would therefore entreat you, in the name
+of the honourable pursuit with which you are so intimately
+connected, never to hold correspondence with any of these men,
+and never to negotiate with them for the sale of early proofs of
+any work over which you have control, but to treat on all
+occasions with some respectable American publishing house, and
+with such an establishment only.&nbsp; Our common interest in
+this subject, and my advocacy of it, single-handed, on every
+occasion that has presented itself during my absence from Europe,
+form my excuse for addressing you.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&ldquo;I am, &amp;c.,<br />
+&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Charles Dickens</span>.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>By his &ldquo;American Notes,&rdquo; and by some of the scenes
+in &ldquo;Martin Chuzzlewit,&rdquo; Dickens gave for a time great
+offence to the Americans, though he only satirised some of their
+foibles (with just a spice of piquante exaggeration), as he had
+ours at home.&nbsp; Let <a name="page24"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 24</span>the reader hear what two candid
+Americans have recently written on this subject:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The &lsquo;American Notes&rsquo; are weak,
+and unworthy of their author; but the American sketches in
+&lsquo;Martin Chuzzlewit&rsquo; are among the cleverest and
+truest things he has ever written.&nbsp; The satire was richly
+deserved, well applied, and has done a great deal of good.&nbsp;
+To claim that it was mere burlesque and exaggeration, is sheer
+nonsense, and it is highly disingenuous to deny the existence of
+the absurdities upon which it was founded.&nbsp; Moreover, the
+popular implication that there is really nothing now in the
+country justly to provoke a smile&mdash;to urge with so much
+complacency that we have changed all that&mdash;argues the
+continued existence of not a little of the same thin-skinned
+tetchiness, the same inability &lsquo;to see ourselves as others
+see us,&rsquo; which made us so legitimate a target
+before.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As for certain American portraits painted in Martin
+Chuzzlewit,&rdquo; says an American lady, <a
+name="citation24"></a><a href="#footnote24"
+class="citation">[24]</a> &ldquo;I should as soon think of
+objecting to them as I should think of objecting to any other
+discovery in natural history.&nbsp; To deny the existence of
+Elijah Pogram, Jefferson Brick, Colonel Diver, Mrs. Hominy, and
+Miss Codger, is to deny facts somewhat exaggerated, that are
+patent to any keen observer who has ever travelled through the
+United States.&nbsp; The character of Elijah Pogram is so well
+known as to constantly figure in <a name="page25"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 25</span>the world of illustration; and we can
+well afford to laugh at foibles of native growth when Mr. Dickens
+devotes the greater part of this same novel to the exposition of
+English vice and selfishness.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The following letter, referring to Martin Chuzzlewit, which
+was then in course of publication, was addressed by Mr. Dickens
+to a friend in January, 1844:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right">&ldquo;Devonshire
+Terrace,<br />
+&ldquo;<i>January</i> 2<i>d</i>, 1844.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Sir</span>,</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">That</span> is a very horrible case
+you tell me of.&nbsp; I would to God I could get at the parental
+heart of &mdash;, in which event I would so scarify it, that he
+should writhe again.&nbsp; But if I were to put such a father as
+he into a book, all the fathers going (and especially the bad
+ones) would hold up their hands and protest against the unnatural
+caricature.&nbsp; I find that a great many people (particularly
+those who might have sat for the character) consider even Mr.
+Pecksniff a grotesque impossibility, and Mrs. Nickleby herself,
+sitting bodily before me in a solid chair, once asked me whether
+I really believed there ever was such a woman.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So &mdash; reviewing his own case, would not believe in
+Jonas Chuzzlewit.&nbsp; &lsquo;I like Oliver Twist,&rsquo; says
+&mdash;, &lsquo;for I am fond of children.&nbsp; But the book is
+unnatural, for who would think of being cruel to poor little
+Oliver Twist!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nevertheless I will bear the dog in my mind, and if I
+can hit him between the eyes so that he shall stagger more than
+you or I have done this Christmas under the combined effects of
+punch and turkey, I will.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you cordially for your note.&nbsp; Excuse this
+scrap of paper.&nbsp; I thought it was a whole sheet until I
+turned it over.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&ldquo;My dear Sir,<br />
+&ldquo;Faithfully yours,<br />
+&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Charles Dickens</span>.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><a name="page26"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 26</span>To a
+collection of Sketches and Tales by a Working Man, published in
+1844, <a name="citation26"></a><a href="#footnote26"
+class="citation">[26]</a> Charles Dickens was induced to
+contribute a preface, from which we select the following
+passages:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;I do not recommend it as a book of
+surpassing originality or transcendent merit . . . I do not claim
+to have discovered, in humble life, an extraordinary and
+brilliant genius.&nbsp; I cannot charge mankind in general with
+having entered into a conspiracy to neglect the author of this
+volume, or to leave him pining in obscurity.&nbsp; I have not the
+smallest intention of comparing him with Burns, the exciseman; or
+with Bloomfield, the shoemaker; or with Ebenezer Elliott, the
+worker in iron; or with James Hogg, the shepherd.&nbsp; I see no
+reason to be hot, or bitter, or lowering, or sarcastic, or
+indignant, or fierce, or sour, or sharp, in his behalf.&nbsp; I
+have nothing to rail at; nothing to exalt; nothing to flourish in
+the face of a stony-hearted world; and have but a very short and
+simple story to tell.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;John Overs is, as is set forth in the title-page, a
+working man.&nbsp; A man who earns his weekly wages (or who did
+when he was strong enough) by plying of the hammer, plane, and
+chisel.&nbsp; He became known to me nearly six years ago, when he
+sent me some songs, appropriate to the different months of the
+year, with a letter, stating under what circumstances they had <a
+name="page27"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 27</span>been
+composed, and in what manner he was occupied from morning until
+night.&nbsp; I was just then relinquishing the conduct of a
+monthly periodical, <a name="citation27"></a><a
+href="#footnote27" class="citation">[27]</a> or I would gladly
+have published them.&nbsp; As it was, I returned them to him,
+with a private expression of the interest I felt in such
+productions.&nbsp; They were afterwards accepted, with much
+readiness and consideration, by Mr. Tait, of Edinburgh, and were
+printed in his Magazine.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Finding, after some further correspondence with my new
+friend, that his authorship had not ceased with his verses, but
+that he still occupied his leisure moments in writing, I took
+occasion to remonstrate with him seriously against his pursuing
+that course.&nbsp; I told him, his persistence in his new calling
+made me uneasy; and I advised him to abandon it as strongly as I
+could.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In answer to this dissuasion of mine, he wrote me as
+manly and straightforward, but withal, as modest a letter, as
+ever I read in my life.&nbsp; He explained to me how limited his
+ambition was: soaring no higher than the establishment of his
+wife in some light business, and the better education of his
+children.&nbsp; He set before me the difference between his
+evening and holiday studies, such as they were; and the having no
+better resource than an ale-house or a skittle-ground.&nbsp; He
+told me how every small addition to his stock of knowledge made
+his Sunday walks the pleasanter, <a name="page28"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 28</span>the hedge-flowers sweeter, everything
+more full of interest and meaning to him.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He is very ill; the faintest shadow of the man who came
+into my little study for the first time, half-a-dozen years ago,
+after the correspondence I have mentioned.&nbsp; He has been very
+ill for a long period; his disease is a severe and wasting
+affection of the lungs, which has incapacitated him these many
+months for every kind of occupation.&nbsp; &lsquo;If I could only
+do a hard day&rsquo;s work,&rsquo; he said to me the other day,
+&lsquo;how happy I should be.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Having these papers by him, amongst others, he
+bethought himself that, if he could get a bookseller to purchase
+them for publication in a volume, they would enable him to make
+some temporary provision for his sick wife, and very young
+family.&nbsp; We talked the matter over together, and that it
+might be easier of accomplishment I promised him that I would
+write an introduction to his book.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I would to Heaven that I could do him better
+service!&nbsp; I would to Heaven it were an introduction to a
+long, and vigorous, and useful life!&nbsp; But Hope will not trim
+his lamp the less brightly for him and his, because of this
+impulse to their struggling fortunes, and trust me, reader, they
+deserve her light, and need it sorely.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He has inscribed this book to one <a
+name="citation28"></a><a href="#footnote28"
+class="citation">[28]</a> whose skill <a name="page29"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 29</span>will help him, under Providence, in
+all that human skill can do. <a name="citation29"></a><a
+href="#footnote29" class="citation">[29]</a>&nbsp; To one who
+never could have recognised in any potentate on earth a higher
+claim to constant kindness and attention than he has recognized
+in him. * * * *&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The beautiful series of Christmas stories, with which during
+the last fifteen years the public have become so familiar, was
+commenced by Mr. Dickens in December, 1843, with <i>A Christmas
+Carol in Prose</i>, illustrated by John Leech.&nbsp; What
+Jeffrey, what Sydney Smith, what Jerrold, what Thackeray thought
+and wrote about this little story is well known.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Blessings on your kind heart, my dear Dickens,&rdquo;
+wrote Jeffrey, &ldquo;and may it always be as full and as light
+as it is kind, and a fountain of goodness to all within reach of
+its beatings.&nbsp; We are all charmed with your Carol; chiefly,
+I think, for the genuine goodness which breathes all through it,
+and is the true inspiring angel by which its genius has been
+awakened.&nbsp; The whole scene of the Cratchits is like the
+dream of a beneficent angel, in spite of its broad reality, and
+little Tiny Tim in life and in death almost as sweet and touching
+as Nelly.&nbsp; You may be sure you have done more good, and not
+only fastened more kindly feelings, but prompted more positive
+acts of benevolence by this little publication than can be <a
+name="page30"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 30</span>traced to all
+the pulpits and confessionals since Christmas, 1842.&rdquo;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;It is the work,&rdquo; writes Thackeray, <a
+name="citation30"></a><a href="#footnote30"
+class="citation">[30]</a> &ldquo;of the master of all the English
+humourists now alive; the young man who came and took his place
+calmly at the head of the whole tribe, and who has kept it.&nbsp;
+Think of all we owe Mr. Dickens since those half-dozen years, the
+store of happy hours that he has made us pass, the kindly and
+pleasant companions whom he has introduced to us; the harmless
+laughter, the generous wit, the frank, manly, human love which he
+has taught us to feel!&nbsp; Every month of those years has
+brought us some kind token from this delightful genius.&nbsp; His
+books may have lost in art, perhaps, but could we afford to
+wait?&nbsp; Since the days when the <i>Spectator</i> was produced
+by a man of kindred mind and temper, what books have appeared
+that have taken so affectionate a hold of the English public as
+these?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who can listen to objections regarding such a book as
+this?&nbsp; It seems to me a national benefit, and to every man
+or woman who reads it a personal kindness.&nbsp; The last two
+people I heard speak of it were women; neither knew the other, or
+the author, and both said by way of criticism, &lsquo;God bless
+him!&rsquo; * * * As for Tiny Tim, there is a certain passage in
+the book regarding that young gentleman about which a man should
+hardly venture to speak in print or in public, any more than he
+would of any other affections of his private heart.&nbsp; There
+is not a reader in England <a name="page31"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 31</span>but that little creature will be a
+bond of union between the author and him; and he will say of
+Charles Dickens, as the woman just now, &lsquo;God bless
+him!&rsquo;&nbsp; What a feeling is this for a writer to be able
+to inspire, and what a reward to reap.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>During six years did Mr. Dickens continue to issue at
+Christmas these little volumes: &ldquo;A Christmas Carol&rdquo;
+(December, 1843); &ldquo;The Chimes&rdquo; (December, 1844);
+&ldquo;The Cricket on the Hearth&rdquo; (December, 1845);
+&ldquo;The Battle of Life&rdquo; (December, 1846); &ldquo;The
+Haunted Man and the Ghost&rsquo;s Bargain&rdquo; (December,
+1848). <a name="citation31"></a><a href="#footnote31"
+class="citation">[31]</a></p>
+<p>Christmas stories are now grown so much the fashion that,
+whenever the season of holly and mistletoe comes round they greet
+us at every turn, forcing themselves upon our notice through
+every species of whimsical and enticing embellishment.&nbsp; Why
+is it that, amidst such a satiety of novelties we turn again and
+again, with an interest as keen as ever, to a perusal of the
+pages where little Dot Peerybingle chirps as brightly as the
+cricket on her own hearth, where Trotty Veck listens to the
+voices of the chimes, striving to comprehend what it is they say
+to him, and where old Scrooge&rsquo;s heart is softened by his
+ghostly visitants?&nbsp; It is because Charles Dickens has made
+such a study of that human nature we all possess <a
+name="page32"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 32</span>in common
+that he is able to strike with a practised hand upon the chords
+of our hearts, and draw forth harmony that vibrates from soul to
+soul.</p>
+<p>It is not, however, our intention here, to follow Mr. Dickens
+through the whole of his long and honourable literary career, far
+less to undertake the superfluous task of extolling the numerous
+and brilliant list of writings that have followed each other in
+rapid and welcome succession from his indefatigable pen.&nbsp;
+All that remains for us to do now, is to notice briefly two very
+grave charges that have been made against the general tendency of
+his writings, and to bring forward some evidence in refutation of
+them.</p>
+<p>These two charges are, 1, a wilful perversion of facts in
+describing the political and social condition of our time; 2, an
+irreverence for and ridicule of sacred things and persons, which
+(say the objectors) infuses a subtle poison through the whole of
+his works, and unsettles the belief of the young.&nbsp; We shall
+take these charges one at a time.</p>
+<p>In some of his later novels, such as &ldquo;Bleak
+House,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Little Dorrit,&rdquo; in which he has
+endeavoured to grapple with the great social and political
+problems of the age, certain critics have accused him of
+exaggeration, and even of a wilful perversion of facts.&nbsp;
+Against their opinion we are pleased to be able to set that of so
+good an authority as the author of &ldquo;Modern
+Painters:&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The essential value and truth of
+Dickens&rsquo;s writings,&rdquo; says Mr. Ruskin, &ldquo;have
+been unwisely lost <a name="page33"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+33</span>sight of by many thoughtful persons, merely because he
+presents his truth with some colour of caricature.&nbsp;
+Unwisely, because Dickens&rsquo;s caricature, though often gross,
+is never mistaken.&nbsp; Allowing for his manner of telling them,
+the things he tells us are always true.&nbsp; I wish that he
+could think it right to limit his brilliant exaggeration to works
+written only for public amusement; and when he takes up a subject
+of high national importance, such as that which he handled in
+&lsquo;Hard Times,&rsquo; that he would use severer and more
+accurate analysis.&nbsp; The usefulness of that work (to my mind,
+in several respects the greatest he has written,) is with many
+persons seriously diminished, because Mr. Bounderby is a dramatic
+monster, instead of a characteristic example of a worldly master;
+and Stephen Blackpool a dramatic perfection, instead of a
+characteristic example of an honest workman.&nbsp; But let us not
+lose the use of Dickens&rsquo;s wit and insight because he
+chooses to speak in a circle of stage fire.&nbsp; He is entirely
+right in his main drift and purpose in every book he has written;
+and all of them, but especially &lsquo;Hard Times,&rsquo; should
+be studied with close and earnest care by persons interested in
+social questions.&nbsp; They will find much that is partial, and,
+because partial, apparently unjust; but if they examine all the
+evidence on the other side, which Dickens seems to overlook, it
+will appear, after all their trouble, that his view was the
+finally right one, grossly and sharply told.&rdquo; <a
+name="citation33"></a><a href="#footnote33"
+class="citation">[33]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><a name="page34"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+34</span>Secondly, Mr. Dickens is accused of an irreverence for,
+and unseemly ridicule of, sacred things.&nbsp; Any attentive
+reader of Dickens will have observed that he is not much in the
+habit of quoting from, or alluding to the writings of others; but
+that when he does quote or allude, it is in the great majority of
+cases from or to the Holy Scriptures. <a name="citation34"></a><a
+href="#footnote34" class="citation">[34]</a>&nbsp; Occasionally
+we come upon a reference to Shakespeare; now and then we meet
+with one from Swift, or Scott, or Byron; but these occur so
+seldom, that it may be said, once for all, that the source from
+which Mr. Dickens is usually in the habit of making quotations,
+is the Bible only.&nbsp; It is very interesting to find that so
+many of Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s characters are represented as being
+in the habit either of regularly reading and studying the Bible,
+or of having it read to them by some one else.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I ain&rsquo;t much of a hand at reading
+writing-hand,&rdquo; said Betty Higden, &ldquo;though I can read
+my Bible and most print.&rdquo;&nbsp; Little Nell was in the
+constant habit of taking the Bible with her to read while in her
+quiet and lonely retreat in the old church, after all her long
+and weary wanderings were past.&nbsp; In the happy time which
+Oliver Twist spent with Mrs. Maylie and Rose, he used to read, in
+the evenings, a chapter or two from the Bible, which he had been
+studying all the week, and in the performance of which duty he
+felt more proud and pleased than if he had been the clergyman <a
+name="page35"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+35</span>himself.&nbsp; There was Sarah, in the &ldquo;Sketches
+by Boz,&rdquo; who regularly read the Bible to her old mistress;
+and in the touching sketch of &ldquo;Our Next-door
+Neighbour&rdquo; in the same book, we find the mother of the sick
+boy engaged in reading the Bible to him when the visitor called
+and interrupted her.&nbsp; This incident reminds us of the poor
+Chancery prisoner in the Fleet, who, when on his death-bed calmly
+waiting the release which would set him free for ever, had the
+Bible read to him by an old man in a cobbler&rsquo;s apron.&nbsp;
+One of David Copperfield&rsquo;s earliest recollections was of a
+certain Sunday evening, when his mother read aloud to him and
+Peggotty the story of Our Saviour raising Lazarus from the
+dead.&nbsp; So deep an impression did the story make upon the
+boy, taken in connexion with all that had been lately told him
+about his father&rsquo;s funeral, that he requested to be carried
+up to his bed-room, from the windows of which he could see the
+quiet churchyard with the dead all lying in their graves at rest
+below the solemn moon.&nbsp; Pip, too, in &ldquo;Great
+Expectations,&rdquo; was not only in the habit of reading the
+Bible to the convict under sentence of death, but of praying with
+him as well; and Esther Summerson tells us how she used to come
+downstairs every evening at nine o&rsquo;clock to read the Bible
+to her god-mother.</p>
+<p>Not a few of the dwellings into which Mr. Dickens conducts us
+in the course of some of his best-known stories, have their walls
+decorated with prints illustrative of familiar scenes from sacred
+history.&nbsp; Thus when Martin <a name="page36"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 36</span>Chuzzlewit went away from
+Pecksniff&rsquo;s, and was ten good miles on his way to London,
+he stopped to breakfast in the parlour of a little roadside inn,
+on the walls of which were two or three highly-coloured pictures,
+representing the Wise Men at the Manger, and the Prodigal Son
+returning to his Father.&nbsp; On the walls of Peggotty&rsquo;s
+charming boat-cottage there were prints, showing the Sacrifice of
+Isaac, and the Casting of Daniel into the Den of Lions.&nbsp;
+When Arthur Clennam came home after his long absence in the East,
+he found the Plagues of Egypt still hanging, framed and glazed,
+on the same old place in his mother&rsquo;s parlour.&nbsp; And
+who has forgotten the fireplace in old Scrooge&rsquo;s house,
+which &ldquo;was paved all round with quaint Dutch tiles,
+designed to illustrate the Scriptures?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Here are a few comparisons.&nbsp; Mr. Larry, in bestowing a
+bachelor&rsquo;s blessing on Miss Cross, before
+&ldquo;somebody&rdquo; came to claim her for his own, &ldquo;held
+the fair face from him to look at the well-remembered expression
+on the forehead, and then laid the bright golden hair against his
+little brown wig, with a genuine tenderness and delicacy which,
+if such things be old-fashioned, were as old as
+Adam.&rdquo;&nbsp; As old as Adam here means so long ago as
+Adam&rsquo;s time; while Methuselah suggests great age.&nbsp;
+Thus Miss Jellyby relieved her mind to Miss Summerson on the
+subject of Mr. Quale, in the following energetic
+language:&mdash;&ldquo;If he were to come with his great shining,
+lumpy forehead, night after night, till he was as old as <a
+name="page37"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 37</span>Methuselah, I
+wouldn&rsquo;t have anything to say to him.&rdquo;&nbsp; And Mr.
+Filer, in his eminently practical remarks on the lamentable
+ignorance of political economy on the part of working people in
+connexion with marriage, observed to Alderman Cute that a man may
+live to be as old as Methuselah, and may labour all his life for
+the benefit of such people; but there could be no more hope of
+persuading them that they had no right or business to be married,
+than he could hope to persuade them that they had no earthly
+right or business to be born.&nbsp; Miss Betsy Trotwood declared
+to Mr. Dick that the natural consequence of David
+Copperfield&rsquo;s mother having married a murderer&mdash;or a
+man with a name very like it&mdash;was to set the boy a-prowling
+and wandering about the country, &ldquo;like Cain before he was
+grown up.&rdquo;&nbsp; Joe Gargery&rsquo;s journeyman, on going
+away from his work at night, used to slouch out of the shop like
+Cain, or the Wandering Jew, as if he had no idea where he was
+going, and had no intention of ever coming back.&nbsp; Describing
+the state of &ldquo;the thriving City of Eden,&rdquo; when Martin
+and Mark arrived there, the author of &ldquo;Martin
+Chuzzlewit&rdquo; says&mdash;&ldquo;The waters of the Deluge
+might have left it but a week before, so choked with slime and
+matted growth was the hideous swamp which bore that
+name.&rdquo;&nbsp; The Deluge suggests Noah&rsquo;s ark.&nbsp;
+The following reference to it is from &ldquo;Little
+Dorrit,&rdquo; descriptive of the gradual approach of darkness up
+among the highest ridges of the Alps:&mdash;&ldquo;The ascending
+night came up the mountains like a rising <a
+name="page38"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 38</span>water.&nbsp;
+When at last it rose to the walls of the convent of the great St.
+Bernard, it was as if that weather-beaten structure were another
+ark, and floated on the shadowy waves.&rdquo;&nbsp; Here is
+something from the Tower of Babel:&mdash;&ldquo;Looming heavy in
+the black wet night, the tall chimneys of the Coketown factories
+rose high into the air, and looked as if they were so many
+competing towers of Babel.&rdquo;&nbsp; When Mortimer Lightwood
+inquired of Charley Hexam, with reference to the body of the man
+found in the river, whether or not any means had been employed to
+restore life, he received this reply:&mdash;&ldquo;You
+wouldn&rsquo;t ask, sir, if you knew his state.&nbsp;
+Pharoah&rsquo;s multitude that were drowned in the Red Sea
+ain&rsquo;t more beyond restoring to life.&rdquo;&nbsp; The boy
+added, further, &ldquo;that if Lazarus were only half as far
+gone, that was the greatest of all the miracles.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+When the Scotch surgeon was called in professionally to see Mr.
+Krook&rsquo;s unfortunate lodger, the Scotch tongue pronounced
+him to be &ldquo;just as dead as Chairy.&rdquo;&nbsp; Job&rsquo;s
+poverty is not likely to be forgotten among the
+comparisons.&nbsp; No, Mr. Mell&rsquo;s mother was as poor as
+Job.&nbsp; Nor Samson&rsquo;s strength: Dot&rsquo;s mother had so
+many infallible recipes for the preservation of the baby&rsquo;s
+health, that had they all been administered, the said baby must
+have been done for, though strong as an infant Samson.&nbsp; Nor
+Goliath&rsquo;s importance: John Chivery&rsquo;s chivalrous
+feeling towards all that belonged to Little Dorrit, made him so
+very respectable, in spite of his small stature, his weak legs,
+and his <a name="page39"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+39</span>genuine poetic temperament, that a Goliath might have
+sat in his place demanding less consideration at Arthur
+Clennam&rsquo;s hands.&nbsp; Nor Solomon&rsquo;s wisdom: Trotty
+Veck was so delighted when the child kissed him that he
+couldn&rsquo;t help saying, &ldquo;She&rsquo;s as sensible as
+Solomon.&rdquo;&nbsp; Miss Wade having said farewell to her
+fellow-travellers in the public room of the hotel at Marseilles,
+sought her own apartment.&nbsp; As she passed along the gallery,
+she heard an angry sound of muttering and sobbing.&nbsp; A door
+stood open, and, looking into the room, she saw therein
+Pet&rsquo;s attendant, the maid with the curious name of
+Tattycoram.&nbsp; Miss Wade asked what was the matter, and
+received in reply a few short and angry words in a
+deeply-injured, ill-used tone.&nbsp; Then again commenced the
+sobs and tears and pinching, tearing fingers, making altogether
+such a scene as if she were being &ldquo;rent by the demons of
+old.&rdquo;&nbsp; Let us close these comparisons by quoting
+another from the same book, &ldquo;Little Dorrit,&rdquo;
+descriptive of the evening stillness after a day of terrific
+glare and heat at Marseilles:&mdash;&ldquo;The sun went down in a
+red, green, golden glory; the stars came out in the heavens, and
+the fire-flies mimicked them in the lower air, as men may feebly
+imitate the goodness of a better order of beings; the long, dusty
+roads and the interminable plains were in repose, and <i>so deep
+a hush was on the sea</i>, <i>that it scarcely whispered of the
+time when it shall give up its dead</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Looking over the familiar pages of &ldquo;Nicholas
+Nickleby,&rdquo; our eye lights upon a passage, almost at <a
+name="page40"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 40</span>opening,
+which refers to God&rsquo;s goodness and mercy.&nbsp; As
+Nickleby&rsquo;s father lay on his death-bed, he embraced his
+wife and children, and then &ldquo;solemnly commended them to One
+who never deserted the widow or her fatherless
+children.&rdquo;&nbsp; Towards the close of Esther
+Summerson&rsquo;s narrative in &ldquo;Bleak House&rdquo; we read
+these touching, tender words regarding Ada&rsquo;s
+baby:&mdash;&ldquo;The little child who was to have done so much
+was born before the turf was planted on its father&rsquo;s
+grave.&nbsp; It was a boy; and I, my husband, and my guardian
+gave him his father&rsquo;s name.&nbsp; The help that my dear
+counted on did come to her; though it came in the Eternal Wisdom
+for another purpose.&nbsp; Though to bless and restore his
+mother, not his father, was the errand of this baby, its power
+was mighty to do it.&nbsp; When I saw the strength of the weak
+little hand, and how its touch could heal my darling&rsquo;s
+heart and raise up hopes within her, I felt a new sense of the
+goodness and tenderness of God.&rdquo;&nbsp; After these
+illustrations of the great lessons of the goodness of God, and
+that there is mercy in even our hardest trials, we come next upon
+one which teaches the duty of patience and resignation to
+God&rsquo;s will.&nbsp; Mrs. Maylie observed to Oliver Twist,
+with reference to the dangerous illness of Rose, that she had
+seen and experienced enough to &ldquo;know that it is not always
+the youngest and best who are spared to those that love them; but
+this should give us comfort in our sorrow, for Heaven is just,
+and such things teach us impressively that there is a brighter
+world than this, <a name="page41"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+41</span>and that the passage to it is speedy.&nbsp; God&rsquo;s
+will be done!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Our Saviour&rsquo;s life and teaching afford so many
+interesting illustrations to Charles Dickens that our great
+difficulty, in the limited space to which we are now confined, is
+to make a good selection.&nbsp; Here is a sketch entitled
+&ldquo;A Christmas Tree,&rdquo; from one of his reprinted pieces,
+which contains this simple and beautiful summary of our
+Lord&rsquo;s life on earth:&mdash;&ldquo;The waits are playing,
+and they break my childish sleep!&nbsp; What images do I
+associate with the Christmas music as I see them set forth on the
+Christmas Tree?&nbsp; Known before all the others, keeping far
+apart from all the others, they gather round my little bed.&nbsp;
+An angel speaking to a group of shepherds in a field; some
+travellers, with eyes uplifted, following a star; a Baby in a
+manger; a Child in a spacious temple talking with grave men; a
+solemn figure, with a mild and beautiful face, raising a dead
+girl by the hand; again, near a city gate, calling back the son
+of a widow, on his bier, to life; a crowd of people looking
+through the opened roof of a chamber where He sits, and letting
+down a sick person on a bed with ropes; the same, in a tempest,
+walking on the water to a ship; again, on a sea-shore, teaching a
+great multitude; again, with a child upon His knee, and other
+children round; again, restoring sight to the blind, speech to
+the dumb, hearing to the deaf, health to the sick, strength to
+the lame, knowledge to the ignorant; again, dying upon a cross,
+watched by armed soldiers, <a name="page42"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 42</span>a thick darkness coming on, the earth
+beginning to shake, and only one voice heard, &lsquo;Forgive
+them, for they know not what they do.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>These passages, which are only a few out of a very much longer
+list that might be made, will be sufficient, we trust, to show
+how much our greatest living novelist is in the habit of going to
+the sacred narrative for illustrations to many of his most
+touching incidents, and how reverent and respectful always is the
+spirit in which every such illustration is employed.&nbsp; To
+think of Charles Dickens&rsquo;s writings as containing no
+religious teaching, is to do them a great injustice.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>The first of Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s famous public Readings was
+given at Birmingham, during the Christmas week of 1853.&nbsp; At
+a meeting held on Monday, January 10, 1853, in the theatre of the
+Philosophical Institution, &ldquo;for the purpose of considering
+the desirableness of establishing in Birmingham a Scientific and
+Literary Society upon a comprehensive plan, having for its object
+the diffusion,&rdquo; &amp;c., Mr. Arthur Ryland read a letter
+from Mr. Charles Dickens, received by him the day after the
+Literary and Artistic Banquet, containing an offer to visit
+Birmingham next Christmas, and read his Christmas Carol, in the
+Town Hall, for the benefit of the proposed Institution, with the
+proviso, however, that as many as possible of the working class
+should be admitted free.&nbsp; &ldquo;It would,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Dickens, &ldquo;take about two hours, with a pause of ten minutes
+half-way through.&nbsp; There would be some <a
+name="page43"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 43</span>novelty in
+the thing, as I have never done it in public, though I have in
+private, and (if I may say so) with a great effect on the
+hearers.&nbsp; I was so inexpressibly gratified last night by the
+warmth and enthusiasm of my Birmingham friends, that I feel half
+ashamed this morning of so poor an offer.&nbsp; But as I had
+decided on making it to you before I came down yesterday, I
+propose it nevertheless.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The readings&mdash;three in number&mdash;came off with great
+<i>&eacute;clat</i> during the last week of the year, and brought
+in a net sum of &pound;400 to the Institute.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens
+continued from this time to give similar readings, for charitable
+purposes, both in the provinces and in London; but it was not
+till five years later (1858) that he began to read on his own
+account.</p>
+<p>As we are writing, that long series of
+readings&mdash;continued through sixteen years, in both
+hemispheres&mdash;is drawing to a close, and the voice and figure
+of Charles Dickens, that have grown so familiar to us all, will
+dwell henceforth in the memory alone, but in one of its most
+honoured niches.</p>
+<p>We ought not to omit to mention what any reader may well
+surmise, that Charles Dickens is inimitable in enlivening
+correspondence or table-talk with humorous anecdote, appropriate
+to the occasion.&nbsp; We subjoin a few specimens.&nbsp; The
+first is from one of his letters to Douglas Jerrold, and is dated
+Paris, 14th February, 1847:&mdash;&ldquo;I am somehow reminded of
+a good story I heard the other night from a man who was a witness
+of it, and an actor in it.&nbsp; At a certain <a
+name="page44"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 44</span>German town
+last autumn there was a tremendous <i>furore</i> about Jenny
+Lind, who, after driving the whole place mad, left it, on her
+travels, early one morning.&nbsp; The moment her carriage was
+outside the gates, a party of rampant students, who had escorted
+it, rushed back to the inn, demanded to be shown to her bedroom,
+swept like a whirlwind upstairs into the room indicated to them,
+tore up the sheets, and wore them in strips as decorations.&nbsp;
+An hour or two afterwards a bald old gentleman, of amiable
+appearance, an Englishman, who was staying in the hotel, came to
+breakfast at the <i>table d&rsquo;h&ocirc;te</i>, and was
+observed to be much disturbed in his mind, and to show great
+terror whenever a student came near him.&nbsp; At last he said,
+in a low voice, to some people who were near him at the table,
+&lsquo;You are English gentlemen, I observe.&nbsp; Most
+extraordinary people, these Germans!&nbsp; Students, as a body,
+raving mad, gentlemen!&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Oh, no!&rsquo; said
+somebody else; &lsquo;excitable, but very good fellows, and very
+sensible.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;By God, sir!&rsquo; returned the
+old gentleman, still more disturbed, &lsquo;then there&rsquo;s
+something political in it, and I am a marked man.&nbsp; I went
+out for a little walk this morning after shaving, and while I was
+gone&rsquo;&mdash;he fell into a terrible perspiration as he told
+it&mdash;&lsquo;they burst into my bedroom, tore up my sheets,
+and are now patrolling the town in all directions with bits of
+&rsquo;em in their button-holes!&rsquo;&nbsp; I needn&rsquo;t
+wind up by adding that they had gone to the wrong
+chamber.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Dickens now and then administers a little gentle <a
+name="page45"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 45</span>rebuke to
+affectation, in a pleasant but unmistakable manner.&nbsp; Here is
+an instance of how he silenced a bilious young writer, who was
+inveighing against the world in a very &ldquo;forcible feeble
+manner.&rdquo;&nbsp; During a pause in this philippic against the
+human race, Dickens said across the table, in the most
+self-congratulatory of tones:&mdash;&ldquo;I say&mdash;what a
+lucky thing it is you and I don&rsquo;t belong to it?&nbsp; It
+reminds me,&rdquo; continued the author of Pickwick, &ldquo;of
+the two men, who on a <i>raised</i> scaffold were awaiting the
+final delicate attention of the hangman; the notice of one was
+aroused by observing that a bull had got into the crowd of
+spectators, and was busily employed in tossing one here, and
+another there; whereupon one of the criminals said to the
+other&mdash;&lsquo;I say, Bill, how <i>lucky it is</i> for us
+that we <i>are up here</i>.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>Here is a humorous and graphic account which he sent to the
+leading newspaper of his sensations during the shock of
+earthquake that was felt all over England in October, 1863.&nbsp;
+It is doubly interesting, as giving a description of his
+country-house at Gad&rsquo;s-hill, near Rochester:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;I was awakened by a violent swaying of my
+bedstead from side to side, accompanied by a singular heaving
+motion.&nbsp; It was exactly as if some great beast had been
+crouching asleep under the bedstead, and were now shaking itself
+and trying to rise.&nbsp; The time by my watch was twenty minutes
+past three, <a name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+46</span>and I suppose the shock to have lasted nearly a
+minute.&nbsp; The bedstead, a large iron one, standing nearly
+north and south, appeared to me to be the only piece of furniture
+in the room that was heavily shaken.&nbsp; Neither the doors nor
+the windows rattled, though they rattle enough in windy weather,
+this house standing alone, on high ground, in the neighbourhood
+of two great rivers.&nbsp; There was no noise.&nbsp; The air was
+very still, and much warmer than it had been in the earlier part
+of the night.&nbsp; Although the previous afternoon had been wet,
+the glass had not fallen.&nbsp; I had mentioned my surprise at
+its standing near the letter &lsquo;i&rsquo; in
+&lsquo;Fair,&rsquo; and having a tendency to rise.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>But the thing which, above all others, has characterised
+Dickens throughout his career, that has made his world-wide fame,
+and rendered his name a household word, is his broad, genial
+sympathy with life in all its phases, and with those most who are
+manfully toiling towards a better day.&nbsp; To this
+&ldquo;enthusiasm of humanity&rdquo; John Forster has alluded in
+the Dedicatory Sonnet to Charles Dickens, prefixed to his
+&ldquo;Life of Goldsmith,&rdquo; (March, 1848), when he
+says:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Come
+with me and behold,<br />
+O friend with heart as gentle for distress,<br />
+As resolute with wise true thoughts to bind<br />
+The happiest to the unhappiest of our kind,<br />
+<a name="page47"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 47</span>That there
+is fiercer crowded misery<br />
+In garret-toil and London loneliness<br />
+Than in cruel islands &rsquo;mid the far-off sea.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The great heart of Dickens has beat in unison with his age and
+with the people, and his name will be dear to all
+English-speaking races long after this little island of ours, the
+old home, shall have become a summer resort&mdash;a curiosity to
+visit&mdash;for the children of the great Anglo-Saxon Republics
+that are now growing up in the New and the Southern Worlds.</p>
+<p><i>December</i>, 1869.</p>
+<h2>I.<br />
+EDINBURGH, JUNE 25, 1841.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At a public dinner, given in honour of Mr.
+Dickens, and presided over by the late Professor Wilson, the
+Chairman having proposed his health in a long and eloquent
+speech, Mr. Dickens returned thanks as follows:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">If</span> I felt your warm and generous
+welcome less, I should be better able to thank you.&nbsp; If I
+could have listened as you have listened to the glowing language
+of your distinguished Chairman, and if I could have heard as you
+heard the &ldquo;thoughts that breathe and words that
+burn,&rdquo; which he has uttered, it would have gone hard but I
+should have caught some portion of his enthusiasm, and kindled at
+his example.&nbsp; But every word which fell from his lips, and
+every demonstration of sympathy and approbation with which you
+received his eloquent expressions, renders me unable to respond
+to his kindness, and leaves me at last all heart and no lips,
+yearning to respond as I would do to your cordial
+greeting&mdash;possessing, heaven knows, the will, and desiring
+only to find the way.</p>
+<p>The way to your good opinion, favour, and support, has been to
+me very pleasing&mdash;a path strewn with flowers and cheered
+with sunshine.&nbsp; I feel as if I stood amongst old friends,
+whom I had intimately known and highly valued.&nbsp; I feel as if
+the deaths of the fictitious creatures, in which you have been
+kind enough to express an interest, had endeared us to each other
+as real afflictions deepen friendships in actual life; I feel as
+if they had been real persons, whose fortunes we had pursued
+together in inseparable connexion, and that I had never known
+them apart from you.</p>
+<p>It is a difficult thing for a man to speak of himself or of
+his works.&nbsp; But perhaps on this occasion I may, without
+impropriety, venture to say a word on the spirit in which mine
+were conceived.&nbsp; I felt an earnest and humble desire, and
+shall do till I die, to increase the stock of harmless
+cheerfulness.&nbsp; I felt that the world was not utterly to be
+despised; that it was worthy of living in for many reasons.&nbsp;
+I was anxious to find, as the Professor has said, if I could, in
+evil things, that soul of goodness which the Creator has put in
+them.&nbsp; I was anxious to show that virtue may be found in the
+bye-ways of the world, that it is not incompatible with poverty
+and even with rags, and to keep steadily through life the motto,
+expressed in the burning words of your Northern poet&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The rank is but the guinea stamp,<br />
+The man&rsquo;s the gowd for a&rsquo; that.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>And in following this track, where could I have better
+assurance that I was right, or where could I have stronger
+assurance to cheer me on than in your kindness on this to me
+memorable night?</p>
+<p>I am anxious and glad to have an opportunity of saying a word
+in reference to one incident in which I am happy to know you were
+interested, and still more happy to know, though it may sound
+paradoxical, that you were disappointed&mdash;I mean the death of
+the little heroine.&nbsp; When I first conceived the idea of
+conducting that simple story to its termination, I determined
+rigidly to adhere to it, and never to forsake the end I had in
+view.&nbsp; Not untried in the school of affliction, in the death
+of those we love, I thought what a good thing it would be if in
+my little work of pleasant amusement I could substitute a garland
+of fresh flowers for the sculptured horrors which disgrace the
+tomb.&nbsp; If I have put into my book anything which can fill
+the young mind with better thoughts of death, or soften the grief
+of older hearts; if I have written one word which can afford
+pleasure or consolation to old or young in time of trial, I shall
+consider it as something achieved&mdash;something which I shall
+be glad to look back upon in after life.&nbsp; Therefore I kept
+to my purpose, notwithstanding that towards the conclusion of the
+story, I daily received letters of remonstrance, especially from
+the ladies.&nbsp; God bless them for their tender mercies!&nbsp;
+The Professor was quite right when he said that I had not reached
+to an adequate delineation of their virtues; and I fear that I
+must go on blotting their characters in endeavouring to reach the
+ideal in my mind.&nbsp; These letters were, however, combined
+with others from the sterner sex, and some of them were not
+altogether free from personal invective.&nbsp; But,
+notwithstanding, I kept to my purpose, and I am happy to know
+that many of those who at first condemned me are now foremost in
+their approbation.</p>
+<p>If I have made a mistake in detaining you with this little
+incident, I do not regret having done so; for your kindness has
+given me such a confidence in you, that the fault is yours and
+not mine.&nbsp; I come once more to thank you, and here I am in a
+difficulty again.&nbsp; The distinction you have conferred upon
+me is one which I never hoped for, and of which I never dared to
+dream.&nbsp; That it is one which I shall never forget, and that
+while I live I shall be proud of its remembrance, you must well
+know.&nbsp; I believe I shall never hear the name of this capital
+of Scotland without a thrill of gratitude and pleasure.&nbsp; I
+shall love while I have life her people, her hills, and her
+houses, and even the very stones of her streets.&nbsp; And if in
+the future works which may lie before me you should
+discern&mdash;God grant you may!&mdash;a brighter spirit and a
+clearer wit, I pray you to refer it back to this night, and point
+to that as a Scottish passage for evermore.&nbsp; I thank you
+again and again, with the energy of a thousand thanks in each
+one, and I drink to you with a heart as full as my glass, and far
+easier emptied, I do assure you.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>Later in the evening, in proposing the health of Professor
+Wilson, Mr. Dickens said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">have</span> the honour to be entrusted
+with a toast, the very mention of which will recommend itself to
+you, I know, as one possessing no ordinary claims to your
+sympathy and approbation, and the proposing of which is as
+congenial to my wishes and feelings as its acceptance must be to
+yours.&nbsp; It is the health of our Chairman, and coupled with
+his name I have to propose the literature of Scotland&mdash;a
+literature which he has done much to render famous through the
+world, and of which he has been for many years&mdash;as I hope
+and believe he will be for many more&mdash;a most brilliant and
+distinguished ornament.&nbsp; Who can revert to the literature of
+the land of Scott and of Burns without having directly in his
+mind, as inseparable from the subject and foremost in the
+picture, that old man of might, with his lion heart and sceptred
+crutch&mdash;Christopher North.&nbsp; I am glad to remember the
+time when I believed him to be a real, actual, veritable old
+gentleman, that might be seen any day hobbling along the High
+Street with the most brilliant eye&mdash;but that is no
+fiction&mdash;and the greyest hair in all the world&mdash;who
+wrote not because he cared to write, not because he cared for the
+wonder and admiration of his fellow-men, but who wrote because he
+could not help it, because there was always springing up in his
+mind a clear and sparkling stream of poetry which must have vent,
+and like the glittering fountain in the fairy tale, draw what you
+might, was ever at the full, and never languished even by a
+single drop or bubble.&nbsp; I had so figured him in my mind, and
+when I saw the Professor two days ago, striding along the
+Parliament House, I was disposed to take it as a personal
+offence&mdash;I was vexed to see him look so hearty.&nbsp; I
+drooped to see twenty Christophers in one.&nbsp; I began to think
+that Scottish life was all light and no shadows, and I began to
+doubt that beautiful book to which I have turned again and again,
+always to find new beauties and fresh sources of interest.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>In proposing the memory of the late Sir David Wilkie, Mr.
+Dickens said:&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Less</span> fortunate than the two
+gentlemen who have preceded me, it is confided to me to mention a
+name which cannot be pronounced without sorrow, a name in which
+Scotland had a great triumph, and which England delighted to
+honour.&nbsp; One of the gifted of the earth has passed away, as
+it were, yesterday; one who was devoted to his art, and his art
+was nature&mdash;I mean David Wilkie. <a name="citation53"></a><a
+href="#footnote53" class="citation">[53]</a>&nbsp; He was one who
+made the cottage hearth a graceful thing&mdash;of whom it might
+truly be said that he found &ldquo;books in the running
+brooks,&rdquo; and who has left in all he did some breathing of
+the air which stirs the heather.&nbsp; But however desirous to
+enlarge on his genius as an artist, I would rather speak of him
+now as a friend who has gone from amongst us.&nbsp; There is his
+deserted studio&mdash;the empty easel lying idly by&mdash;the
+unfinished picture with its face turned to the wall, and there is
+that bereaved sister, who loved him with an affection which death
+cannot quench.&nbsp; He has left a name in fame clear as the
+bright sky; he has filled our minds with memories pure as the
+blue waves which roll over him.&nbsp; Let us hope that she who
+more than all others mourns his loss, may learn to reflect that
+he died in the fulness of his time, before age or sickness had
+dimmed his powers&mdash;and that she may yet associate with
+feelings as calm and pleasant as we do now the memory of
+Wilkie.</p>
+<h2><a name="page55"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 55</span>II.<br
+/>
+JANUARY, 1842.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[In presenting Captain Hewett, of the
+<i>Britannia</i>, <a name="citation55"></a><a href="#footnote55"
+class="citation">[55]</a> with a service of plate on behalf of
+the passengers, Mr. Dickens addressed him as follows:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Captain Hewett</span>,&mdash;I am very
+proud and happy to have been selected as the instrument of
+conveying to you the heartfelt thanks of my fellow-passengers on
+board the ship entrusted to your charge, and of entreating your
+acceptance of this trifling present.&nbsp; The ingenious artists
+who work in silver do not always, I find, keep their promises,
+even in Boston.&nbsp; I regret that, instead of two goblets,
+which there should be here, there is, at present, only one.&nbsp;
+The deficiency, however, will soon be supplied; and, when it is,
+our little testimonial will be, so far, complete.</p>
+<p>You are a sailor, Captain Hewett, in the truest sense of the
+word; and the devoted admiration of the ladies, God bless them,
+is a sailor&rsquo;s first boast.&nbsp; I need not enlarge upon
+the honour they have done you, I am sure, by their presence
+here.&nbsp; Judging of you by myself, I am certain that the
+recollection of their beautiful faces will cheer your lonely
+vigils upon the ocean for a long time to come.</p>
+<p>In all time to come, and in all your voyages upon the sea, I
+hope you will have a thought for those who wish to live in your
+memory by the help of these trifles.&nbsp; As they will often
+connect you with the pleasure of those homes and fire sides from
+which they once wandered, and which, but for you, they might
+never have regained, so they trust that you will sometimes
+associate them with your hours of festive enjoyment; and, that,
+when you drink from these cups, you will feel that the draught is
+commended to your lips by friends whose best wishes you have; and
+who earnestly and truly hope for your success, happiness, and
+prosperity, in all the undertakings of your life.</p>
+<h2><a name="page57"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+57</span>III.<br />
+FEBRUARY 1842.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At dinner given to Mr. Dickens by the young
+men of Boston.&nbsp; The company consisted of about two hundred,
+among whom were George Bancroft, Washington Allston, and Oliver
+Wendell Holmes.&nbsp; The toast of &ldquo;Health, happiness, and
+a hearty welcome to Charles Dickens,&rdquo; having been proposed
+by the chairman, Mr. Quincy, and received with great applause,
+Mr. Dickens responded with the following address:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>,&mdash;If you had given
+this splendid entertainment to anyone else in the whole wide
+world&mdash;if I were to-night to exult in the triumph of my
+dearest friend&mdash;if I stood here upon my defence, to repel
+any unjust attack&mdash;to appeal as a stranger to your
+generosity and kindness as the freest people on the earth&mdash;I
+could, putting some restraint upon myself, stand among you as
+self-possessed and unmoved as I should be alone in my own room in
+England.&nbsp; But when I have the echoes of your cordial
+greeting ringing in my ears; when I see your kind faces beaming a
+welcome so warm and earnest as never man had&mdash;I feel, it is
+my nature, so vanquished and subdued, that I have hardly
+fortitude enough to thank you.&nbsp; If your President, instead
+of pouring forth that delightful mixture of humour and pathos
+which you have just heard, had been but a caustic, ill-natured
+man&mdash;if he had only been a dull one&mdash;if I could only
+have doubted or distrusted him or you, I should have had my wits
+at my fingers&rsquo; ends, and, using them, could have held you
+at arm&rsquo;s-length.&nbsp; But you have given me no such
+opportunity; you take advantage of me in the tenderest point; you
+give me no chance of playing at company, or holding you at a
+distance, but flock about me like a host of brothers, and make
+this place like home.&nbsp; Indeed, gentlemen, indeed, if it be
+natural and allowable for each of us, on his own hearth, to
+express his thoughts in the most homely fashion, and to appear in
+his plainest garb, I have a fair claim upon you to let me do so
+to-night, for you have made my home an Aladdin&rsquo;s
+Palace.&nbsp; You fold so tenderly within your breasts that
+common household lamp in which my feeble fire is all enshrined,
+and at which my flickering torch is lighted up, that straight my
+household gods take wing, and are transported there.&nbsp; And
+whereas it is written of that fairy structure that it never moved
+without two shocks&mdash;one when it rose, and one when it
+settled down&mdash;I can say of mine that, however sharp a tug it
+took to pluck it from its native ground, it struck at once an
+easy, and a deep and lasting root into this soil; and loved it as
+its own.&nbsp; I can say more of it, and say with truth, that
+long before it moved, or had a chance of moving, its
+master&mdash;perhaps from some secret sympathy between its
+timbers, and a certain stately tree that has its being hereabout,
+and spreads its broad branches far and wide&mdash;dreamed by day
+and night, for years, of setting foot upon this shore, and
+breathing this pure air.&nbsp; And, trust me, gentlemen, that, if
+I had wandered here, unknowing and unknown, I would&mdash;if I
+know my own heart&mdash;have come with all my sympathies
+clustering as richly about this land and people&mdash;with all my
+sense of justice as keenly alive to their high claims on every
+man who loves God&rsquo;s image&mdash;with all my energies as
+fully bent on judging for myself, and speaking out, and telling
+in my sphere the truth, as I do now, when you rain down your
+welcomes on my head.</p>
+<p>Our President has alluded to those writings which have been my
+occupation for some years past; and you have received his
+allusions in a manner which assures me&mdash;if I needed any such
+assurance&mdash;that we are old friends in the spirit, and have
+been in close communion for a long time.</p>
+<p>It is not easy for a man to speak of his own books.&nbsp; I
+daresay that few persons have been more interested in mine than
+I, and if it be a general principle in nature that a
+lover&rsquo;s love is blind, and that a mother&rsquo;s love is
+blind, I believe it may be said of an author&rsquo;s attachment
+to the creatures of his own imagination, that it is a perfect
+model of constancy and devotion, and is the blindest of
+all.&nbsp; But the objects and purposes I have had in view are
+very plain and simple, and may be easily told.&nbsp; I have
+always had, and always shall have, an earnest and true desire to
+contribute, as far as in me lies, to the common stock of
+healthful cheerfulness and enjoyment.&nbsp; I have always had,
+and always shall have, an invincible repugnance to that mole-eyed
+philosophy which loves the darkness, and winks and scowls in the
+light.&nbsp; I believe that Virtue shows quite as well in rags
+and patches, as she does in purple and fine linen.&nbsp; I
+believe that she and every beautiful object in external nature,
+claims some sympathy in the breast of the poorest man who breaks
+his scanty loaf of daily bread.&nbsp; I believe that she goes
+barefoot as well as shod.&nbsp; I believe that she dwells rather
+oftener in alleys and by-ways than she does in courts and
+palaces, and that it is good, and pleasant, and profitable to
+track her out, and follow her.&nbsp; I believe that to lay
+one&rsquo;s hand upon some of those rejected ones whom the world
+has too long forgotten, and too often misused, and to say to the
+proudest and most thoughtless&mdash;&ldquo;These creatures have
+the same elements and capacities of goodness as yourselves, they
+are moulded in the same form, and made of the same clay; and
+though ten times worse than you, may, in having retained anything
+of their original nature amidst the trials and distresses of
+their condition, be really ten times better;&rdquo; I believe
+that to do this is to pursue a worthy and not useless
+vocation.&nbsp; Gentlemen, that you think so too, your fervent
+greeting sufficiently assures me.&nbsp; That this feeling is
+alive in the Old World as well as in the New, no man should know
+better than I&mdash;I, who have found such wide and ready
+sympathy in my own dear land.&nbsp; That in expressing it, we are
+but treading in the steps of those great master-spirits who have
+gone before, we know by reference to all the bright examples in
+our literature, from Shakespeare downward.</p>
+<p>There is one other point connected with the labours (if I may
+call them so) that you hold in such generous esteem, to which I
+cannot help adverting.&nbsp; I cannot help expressing the
+delight, the more than happiness it was to me to find so strong
+an interest awakened on this side of the water, in favour of that
+little heroine of mine, to whom your president has made allusion,
+who died in her youth.&nbsp; I had letters about that child, in
+England, from the dwellers in log-houses among the morasses, and
+swamps, and densest forests, and deep solitudes of the far
+west.&nbsp; Many a sturdy hand, hard with the axe and spade, and
+browned by the summer&rsquo;s sun, has taken up the pen, and
+written to me a little history of domestic joy or sorrow, always
+coupled, I am proud to say, with something of interest in that
+little tale, or some comfort or happiness derived from it, and my
+correspondent has always addressed me, not as a writer of books
+for sale, resident some four or five thousand miles away, but as
+a friend to whom he might freely impart the joys and sorrows of
+his own fireside.&nbsp; Many a mother&mdash;I could reckon them
+now by dozens, not by units&mdash;has done the like, and has told
+me how she lost such a child at such a time, and where she lay
+buried, and how good she was, and how, in this or that respect,
+she resembles Nell.&nbsp; I do assure you that no circumstance of
+my life has given me one hundredth part of the gratification I
+have derived from this source.&nbsp; I was wavering at the time
+whether or not to wind up my Clock, <a name="citation61"></a><a
+href="#footnote61" class="citation">[61]</a> and come and see
+this country, and this decided me.&nbsp; I felt as if it were a
+positive duty, as if I were bound to pack up my clothes, and come
+and see my friends; and even now I have such an odd sensation in
+connexion with these things, that you have no chance of spoiling
+me.&nbsp; I feel as though we were agreeing&mdash;as indeed we
+are, if we substitute for fictitious characters the classes from
+which they are drawn&mdash;about third parties, in whom we had a
+common interest.&nbsp; At every new act of kindness on your part,
+I say to myself &ldquo;That&rsquo;s for Oliver; I should not
+wonder if that was meant for Smike; I have no doubt that is
+intended for Nell;&rdquo; and so I become a much happier,
+certainly, but a more sober and retiring man than ever I was
+before.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, talking of my friends in America, brings me back,
+naturally and of course, to you.&nbsp; Coming back to you, and
+being thereby reminded of the pleasure we have in store in
+hearing the gentlemen who sit about me, I arrive by the easiest,
+though not by the shortest course in the world, at the end of
+what I have to say.&nbsp; But before I sit down, there is one
+topic on which I am desirous to lay particular stress.&nbsp; It
+has, or should have, a strong interest for us all, since to its
+literature every country must look for one great means of
+refining and improving its people, and one great source of
+national pride and honour.&nbsp; You have in America great
+writers&mdash;great writers&mdash;who will live in all time, and
+are as familiar to our lips as household words.&nbsp; Deriving
+(as they all do in a greater or less degree, in their several
+walks) their inspiration from the stupendous country that gave
+them birth, they diffuse a better knowledge of it, and a higher
+love for it, all over the civilized world.&nbsp; I take leave to
+say, in the presence of some of those gentleman, that I hope the
+time is not far distant when they, in America, will receive of
+right some substantial profit and return in England from their
+labours; and when we, in England, shall receive some substantial
+profit and return in America for ours.&nbsp; Pray do not
+misunderstand me.&nbsp; Securing to myself from day to day the
+means of an honourable subsistence, I would rather have the
+affectionate regard of my fellow men, than I would have heaps and
+mines of gold.&nbsp; But the two things do not seem to me
+incompatible.&nbsp; They cannot be, for nothing good is
+incompatible with justice; there must be an international
+arrangement in this respect: England has done her part, and I am
+confident that the time is not far distant when America will do
+hers.&nbsp; It becomes the character of a great country;
+<i>firstly</i>, because it is justice; <i>secondly</i>, because
+without it you never can have, and keep, a literature of your
+own.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, I thank you with feelings of gratitude, such as are
+not often awakened, and can never be expressed.&nbsp; As I
+understand it to be the pleasant custom here to finish with a
+toast, I would beg to give you: <span class="smcap">America And
+England</span>, and may they never have any division but the
+Atlantic between them.</p>
+<h2><a name="page63"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 63</span>IV.<br
+/>
+FEBRUARY 7, 1842.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>,&mdash;To say that I
+thank you for the earnest manner in which you have drunk the
+toast just now so eloquently proposed to you&mdash;to say that I
+give you back your kind wishes and good feelings with more than
+compound interest; and that I feel how dumb and powerless the
+best acknowledgments would be beside such genial hospitality as
+yours, is nothing.&nbsp; To say that in this winter season,
+flowers have sprung up in every footstep&rsquo;s length of the
+path which has brought me here; that no country ever smiled more
+pleasantly than yours has smiled on me, and that I have rarely
+looked upon a brighter summer prospect than that which lies
+before me now, <a name="citation63"></a><a href="#footnote63"
+class="citation">[63]</a> is nothing.</p>
+<p>But it is something to be no stranger in a strange
+place&mdash;to feel, sitting at a board for the first time, the
+ease and affection of an old guest, and to be at once on such
+intimate terms with the family as to have a homely, genuine
+interest in its every member&mdash;it is, I say, something to be
+in this novel and happy frame of mind.&nbsp; And, as it is of
+your creation, and owes its being to you, I have no reluctance in
+urging it as a reason why, in addressing you, I should not so
+much consult the form and fashion of my speech, as I should
+employ that universal language of the heart, which you, and such
+as you, best teach, and best can understand.&nbsp; Gentlemen, in
+that universal language&mdash;common to you in America, and to us
+in England, as that younger mother-tongue, which, by the means
+of, and through the happy union of our two great countries, shall
+be spoken ages hence, by land and sea, over the wide surface of
+the globe&mdash;I thank you.</p>
+<p>I had occasion to say the other night in Boston, as I have
+more than once had occasion to remark before, that it is not easy
+for an author to speak of his own books.&nbsp; If the task be a
+difficult one at any time, its difficulty, certainly, is not
+diminished when a frequent recurrence to the same theme has left
+one nothing new to say.&nbsp; Still, I feel that, in a company
+like this, and especially after what has been said by the
+President, that I ought not to pass lightly over those labours of
+love, which, if they had no other merit, have been the happy
+means of bringing us together.</p>
+<p>It has been often observed, that you cannot judge of an
+author&rsquo;s personal character from his writings.&nbsp; It may
+be that you cannot.&nbsp; I think it very likely, for many
+reasons, that you cannot.&nbsp; But, at least, a reader will rise
+from the perusal of a book with some defined and tangible idea of
+the writer&rsquo;s moral creed and broad purposes, if he has any
+at all; and it is probable enough that he may like to have this
+idea confirmed from the author&rsquo;s lips, or dissipated by his
+explanation.&nbsp; Gentlemen, my moral creed&mdash;which is a
+very wide and comprehensive one, and includes all sects and
+parties&mdash;is very easily summed up.&nbsp; I have faith, and I
+wish to diffuse faith in the existence&mdash;yes, of beautiful
+things, even in those conditions of society, which are so
+degenerate, degraded, and forlorn, that, at first sight, it would
+seem as though they could not be described but by a strange and
+terrible reversal of the words of Scripture, &ldquo;God said, Let
+there be light, and there was none.&rdquo;&nbsp; I take it that
+we are born, and that we hold our sympathies, hopes, and
+energies, in trust for the many, and not for the few.&nbsp; That
+we cannot hold in too strong a light of disgust and contempt,
+before the view of others, all meanness, falsehood, cruelty, and
+oppression, of every grade and kind.&nbsp; Above all, that
+nothing is high, because it is in a high place; and that nothing
+is low, because it is in a low one.&nbsp; This is the lesson
+taught us in the great book of nature.&nbsp; This is the lesson
+which may be read, alike in the bright track of the stars, and in
+the dusty course of the poorest thing that drags its tiny length
+upon the ground.&nbsp; This is the lesson ever uppermost in the
+thoughts of that inspired man, who tells us that there are</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Tongues in the trees, books in the running
+brooks,<br />
+Sermons in stones, and good in everything.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Gentlemen, keeping these objects steadily before me, I am at
+no loss to refer your favour and your generous hospitality back
+to the right source.&nbsp; While I know, on the one hand, that
+if, instead of being what it is, this were a land of tyranny and
+wrong, I should care very little for your smiles or frowns, so I
+am sure upon the other, that if, instead of being what I am, I
+were the greatest genius that ever trod the earth, and had
+diverted myself for the oppression and degradation of mankind,
+you would despise and reject me.&nbsp; I hope you will, whenever,
+through such means, I give you the opportunity.&nbsp; Trust me,
+that, whenever you give me the like occasion, I will return the
+compliment with interest.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, as I have no secrets from you, in the spirit of
+confidence you have engendered between us, and as I have made a
+kind of compact with myself that I never will, while I remain in
+America, omit an opportunity of referring to a topic in which I
+and all others of my class on both sides of the water are equally
+interested&mdash;equally interested, there is no difference
+between us, I would beg leave to whisper in your ear two words:
+<i>International Copyright</i>.&nbsp; I use them in no sordid
+sense, believe me, and those who know me best, best know
+that.&nbsp; For myself, I would rather that my children, coming
+after me, trudged in the mud, and knew by the general feeling of
+society that their father was beloved, and had been of some use,
+than I would have them ride in their carriages, and know by their
+banker&rsquo;s books that he was rich.&nbsp; But I do not see, I
+confess, why one should be obliged to make the choice, or why
+fame, besides playing that delightful <i>reveil</i> for which she
+is so justly celebrated, should not blow out of her trumpet a few
+notes of a different kind from those with which she has hitherto
+contented herself.</p>
+<p>It was well observed the other night by a beautiful speaker,
+whose words went to the heart of every man who heard him, that,
+if there had existed any law in this respect, Scott might not
+have sunk beneath the mighty pressure on his brain, but might
+have lived to add new creatures of his fancy to the crowd which
+swarm about you in your summer walks, and gather round your
+winter evening hearths.</p>
+<p>As I listened to his words, there came back, fresh upon me,
+that touching scene in the great man&rsquo;s life, when he lay
+upon his couch, surrounded by his family, and listened, for the
+last time, to the rippling of the river he had so well loved,
+over its stony bed.&nbsp; I pictured him to myself, faint, wan,
+dying, crushed both in mind and body by his honourable struggle,
+and hovering round him the phantoms of his own
+imagination&mdash;Waverley, Ravenswood, Jeanie Deans, Rob Roy,
+Caleb Balderstone, Dominie Sampson&mdash;all the familiar
+throng&mdash;with cavaliers, and Puritans, and Highland chiefs
+innumerable overflowing the chamber, and fading away in the dim
+distance beyond.&nbsp; I pictured them, fresh from traversing the
+world, and hanging down their heads in shame and sorrow, that,
+from all those lands into which they had carried gladness,
+instruction, and delight for millions, they brought him not one
+friendly hand to help to raise him from that sad, sad bed.&nbsp;
+No, nor brought him from that land in which his own language was
+spoken, and in every house and hut of which his own books were
+read in his own tongue, one grateful dollar-piece to buy a
+garland for his grave.&nbsp; Oh! if every man who goes from here,
+as many do, to look upon that tomb in Dryburgh Abbey, would but
+remember this, and bring the recollection home!</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, I thank you again, and once again, and many times
+to that.&nbsp; You have given me a new reason for remembering
+this day, which is already one of mark in my calendar, it being
+my birthday; and you have given those who are nearest and dearest
+to me a new reason for recollecting it with pride and
+interest.&nbsp; Heaven knows that, although I should grow ever so
+gray, I shall need nothing to remind me of this epoch in my
+life.&nbsp; But I am glad to think that from this time you are
+inseparably connected with every recurrence of this day; and,
+that on its periodical return, I shall always, in imagination,
+have the unfading pleasure of entertaining you as my guests, in
+return for the gratification you have afforded me to-night.</p>
+<h2><a name="page58"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 58</span>V.<br
+/>
+NEW YORK, FEBRUARY 18, 1842.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At a dinner presided over by Washington
+Irving, when nearly eight hundred of the most distinguished
+citizens of New York were present, &ldquo;Charles Dickens, the
+Literary Guest of the Nation,&rdquo; having been &ldquo;proferred
+as a sentiment&rdquo; by the Chairman, Mr. Dickens rose, and
+spoke as follows:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>,&mdash;I don&rsquo;t know
+how to thank you&mdash;I really don&rsquo;t know how.&nbsp; You
+would naturally suppose that my former experience would have
+given me this power, and that the difficulties in my way would
+have been diminished; but I assure you the fact is exactly the
+reverse, and I have completely baulked the ancient proverb that
+&ldquo;a rolling stone gathers no moss;&rdquo; and in my progress
+to this city I have collected such a weight of obligations and
+acknowledgment&mdash;I have picked up such an enormous mass of
+fresh moss at every point, and was so struck by the brilliant
+scenes of Monday night, that I thought I could never by any
+possibility grow any bigger.&nbsp; I have made, continually, new
+accumulations to such an extent that I am compelled to stand
+still, and can roll no more!</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, we learn from the authorities, that, when fairy
+stories, or balls, or rolls of thread, stopped of their own
+accord&mdash;as I do not&mdash;it presaged some great catastrophe
+near at hand. The precedent holds good in this case.&nbsp; When I
+have remembered the short time I have before me to spend in this
+land of mighty interests, and the poor opportunity I can at best
+have of acquiring a knowledge of, and forming an acquaintance
+with it, I have felt it almost a duty to decline the honours you
+so generously heap upon me, and pass more quietly among
+you.&nbsp; For Argus himself, though he had but one mouth for his
+hundred eyes, would have found the reception of a public
+entertainment once a-week too much for his greatest activity;
+and, as I would lose no scrap of the rich instruction and the
+delightful knowledge which meet me on every hand, (and already I
+have gleaned a great deal from your hospitals and common
+jails),&mdash;I have resolved to take up my staff, and go my way
+rejoicing, and for the future to shake hands with America, not at
+parties but at home; and, therefore, gentlemen, I say to-night,
+with a full heart, and an honest purpose, and grateful feelings,
+that I bear, and shall ever bear, a deep sense of your kind, your
+affectionate and your noble greeting, which it is utterly
+impossible to convey in words.&nbsp; No European sky without, and
+no cheerful home or well-warmed room within shall ever shut out
+this land from my vision.&nbsp; I shall often hear your words of
+welcome in my quiet room, and oftenest when most quiet; and shall
+see your faces in the blazing fire.&nbsp; If I should live to
+grow old, the scenes of this and other evenings will shine as
+brightly to my dull eyes fifty years hence as now; and the
+honours you bestow upon me shall be well remembered and paid back
+in my undying love, and honest endeavours for the good of my
+race.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, one other word with reference to this first person
+singular, and then I shall close.&nbsp; I came here in an open,
+honest, and confiding spirit, if ever man did, and because I felt
+a deep sympathy in your land; had I felt otherwise, I should have
+kept away.&nbsp; As I came here, and am here, without the least
+admixture of one-hundredth part of one grain of base alloy,
+without one feeling of unworthy reference to self in any respect,
+I claim, in regard to the past, for the last time, my right in
+reason, in truth, and in justice, to approach, as I have done on
+two former occasions, a question of literary interest.&nbsp; I
+claim that justice be done; and I prefer this claim as one who
+has a right to speak and be heard.&nbsp; I have only to add that
+I shall be as true to you as you have been to me.&nbsp; I
+recognize in your enthusiastic approval of the creatures of my
+fancy, your enlightened care for the happiness of the many, your
+tender regard for the afflicted, your sympathy for the downcast,
+your plans for correcting and improving the bad, and for
+encouraging the good; and to advance these great objects shall
+be, to the end of my life, my earnest endeavour, to the extent of
+my humble ability.&nbsp; Having said thus much with reference to
+myself, I shall have the pleasure of saying a few words with
+reference to somebody else.</p>
+<p>There is in this city a gentleman who, at the reception of one
+of my books&mdash;I well remember it was the Old Curiosity
+Shop&mdash;wrote to me in England a letter so generous, so
+affectionate, and so manly, that if I had written the book under
+every circumstance of disappointment, of discouragement, and
+difficulty, instead of the reverse, I should have found in the
+receipt of that letter my best and most happy reward.&nbsp; I
+answered him, <a name="citation70"></a><a href="#footnote70"
+class="citation">[70]</a> and he answered me, and so we kept
+shaking hands autographically, as if no ocean rolled between
+us.&nbsp; I came here to this city eager to see him, and
+[<i>laying his hand it upon Irving&rsquo;s shoulder</i>] here he
+sits!&nbsp; I need not tell you how happy and delighted I am to
+see him here to-night in this capacity.</p>
+<p>Washington Irving!&nbsp; Why, gentlemen, I don&rsquo;t go
+upstairs to bed two nights out of the seven&mdash;as a very
+creditable witness near at hand can testify&mdash;I say I do not
+go to bed two nights out of the seven without taking Washington
+Irving under my arm; and, when I don&rsquo;t take him, I take his
+own brother, Oliver Goldsmith.&nbsp; Washington Irving!&nbsp;
+Why, of whom but him was I thinking the other day when I came up
+by the Hog&rsquo;s Back, the Frying Pan, Hell Gate, and all these
+places?&nbsp; Why, when, not long ago, I visited
+Shakespeare&rsquo;s birthplace, and went beneath the roof where
+he first saw light, whose name but <i>his</i> was pointed out to
+me upon the wall?&nbsp; Washington Irving&mdash;Diedrich
+Knickerbocker&mdash;Geoffrey Crayon&mdash;why, where can you go
+that they have not been there before?&nbsp; Is there an English
+farm&mdash;is there an English stream, an English city, or an
+English country-seat, where they have not been?&nbsp; Is there no
+Bracebridge Hall in existence?&nbsp; Has it no ancient shades or
+quiet streets?</p>
+<p>In bygone times, when Irving left that Hall, he left sitting
+in an old oak chair, in a small parlour of the Boar&rsquo;s Head,
+a little man with a red nose, and an oilskin hat.&nbsp; When I
+came away he was sitting there still!&mdash;not a man <i>like</i>
+him, but the same man&mdash;with the nose of immortal redness and
+the hat of an undying glaze!&nbsp; Crayon, while there, was on
+terms of intimacy with a certain radical fellow, who used to go
+about, with a hatful of newspapers, wofully out at elbows, and
+with a coat of great antiquity.&nbsp; Why, gentlemen, I know that
+man&mdash;Tibbles the elder, and he has not changed a hair; and,
+when I came away, he charged me to give his best respects to
+Washington Irving!</p>
+<p>Leaving the town and the rustic life of
+England&mdash;forgetting this man, if we can&mdash;putting out of
+mind the country church-yard and the broken heart&mdash;let us
+cross the water again, and ask who has associated himself most
+closely with the Italian peasantry and the bandits of the
+Pyrenees?&nbsp; When the traveller enters his little chamber
+beyond the Alps&mdash;listening to the dim echoes of the long
+passages and spacious corridors&mdash;damp, and gloomy, and
+cold&mdash;as he hears the tempest beating with fury against his
+window, and gazes at the curtains, dark, and heavy, and covered
+with mould&mdash;and when all the ghost-stories that ever were
+told come up before him&mdash;amid all his thick-coming fancies,
+whom does he think of?&nbsp; Washington Irving.</p>
+<p>Go farther still: go to the Moorish Mountains, sparkling full
+in the moonlight&mdash;go among the water-carriers and the
+village gossips, living still as in days of old&mdash;and who has
+travelled among them before you, and peopled the Alhambra and
+made eloquent its shadows?&nbsp; Who awakes there a voice from
+every hill and in every cavern, and bids legends, which for
+centuries have slept a dreamless sleep, or watched unwinkingly,
+start up and pass before you in all their life and glory?</p>
+<p>But leaving this again, who embarked with Columbus upon his
+gallant ship, traversed with him the dark and mighty ocean,
+leaped upon the land and planted there the flag of Spain, but
+this same man, now sitting by my side?&nbsp; And being here at
+home again, who is a more fit companion for money-diggers? and
+what pen but his has made Rip Van Winkle, playing at nine-pins on
+that thundering afternoon, as much part and parcel of the
+Catskill Mountains as any tree or crag that they can boast?</p>
+<p>But these are topics familiar from my boyhood, and which I am
+apt to pursue; and lest I should be tempted now to talk too long
+about them, I will, in conclusion, give you a sentiment, most
+appropriate, I am sure, in the presence of such writers as
+Bryant, Halleck, and&mdash;but I suppose I must not mention the
+ladies here&mdash;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">The Literature
+of America</span>:</p>
+<p>She well knows how to do honour to her own literature and to
+that of other lands, when she chooses Washington Irving for her
+representative in the country of Cervantes.</p>
+<h2><a name="page74"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 74</span>VI.<br
+/>
+MANCHESTER, OCTOBER 5, 1843.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[This address was delivered at a soir&eacute;e
+of the members of the Manchester, Athen&aelig;um, at which Mr.
+Dickens presided.&nbsp; Among the other speakers on the occasion
+were Mr. Cobden and Mr. Disraeli.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;I am
+sure I need scarcely tell you that I am very proud and happy; and
+that I take it as a great distinction to be asked to come amongst
+you on an occasion such as this, when, even with the brilliant
+and beautiful spectacle which I see before me, I can hail it as
+the most brilliant and beautiful circumstance of all, that we
+assemble together here, even here, upon neutral ground, where we
+have no more knowledge of party difficulties, or public
+animosities between side and side, or between man and man, than
+if we were a public meeting in the commonwealth of Utopia.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, upon this, and upon a hundred other
+grounds, this assembly is not less interesting to me, believe
+me&mdash;although, personally, almost a stranger here&mdash;than
+it is interesting to you; and I take it, that it is not of
+greater importance to all of us than it is to every man who has
+learned to know that he has an interest in the moral and social
+elevation, the harmless relaxation, the peace, happiness, and
+improvement, of the community at large.&nbsp; Not even those who
+saw the first foundation of your Athen&aelig;um laid, and watched
+its progress, as I know they did, almost as tenderly as if it
+were the progress of a living creature, until it reared its
+beautiful front, an honour to the town&mdash;not even they, nor
+even you who, within its walls, have tasted its usefulness, and
+put it to the proof, have greater reason, I am persuaded, to
+exult in its establishment, or to hope that it may thrive and
+prosper, than scores of thousands at a distance,
+who&mdash;whether consciously or unconsciously, matters
+not&mdash;have, in the principle of its success and bright
+example, a deep and personal concern.</p>
+<p>It well becomes, particularly well becomes, this enterprising
+town, this little world of labour, that she should stand out
+foremost in the foremost rank in such a cause.&nbsp; It well
+becomes her, that, among her numerous and noble public
+institutions, she should have a splendid temple sacred to the
+education and improvement of a large class of those who, in their
+various useful stations, assist in the production of our wealth,
+and in rendering her name famous through the world.&nbsp; I think
+it is grand to know, that, while her factories re-echo with the
+clanking of stupendous engines, and the whirl and rattle of
+machinery, the immortal mechanism of God&rsquo;s own hand, the
+mind, is not forgotten in the din and uproar, but is lodged and
+tended in a palace of its own.&nbsp; That it is a structure
+deeply fixed and rooted in the public spirit of this place, and
+built to last, I have no more doubt, judging from the spectacle I
+see before me, and from what I know of its brief history, than I
+have of the reality of these walls that hem us in, and the
+pillars that spring up about us.</p>
+<p>You are perfectly well aware, I have no doubt, that the
+Athen&aelig;um was projected at a time when commerce was in a
+vigorous and flourishing condition, and when those classes of
+society to which it particularly addresses itself were fully
+employed, and in the receipt of regular incomes.&nbsp; A season
+of depression almost without a parallel ensued, and large numbers
+of young men employed in warehouses and offices suddenly found
+their occupation gone, and themselves reduced to very straitened
+and penurious circumstances.&nbsp; This altered state of things
+led, as I am told, to the compulsory withdrawal of many of the
+members, to a proportionate decrease in the expected funds, and
+to the incurrence of a debt of &pound;3,000.&nbsp; By the very
+great zeal and energy of all concerned, and by the liberality of
+those to whom they applied for help, that debt is now in rapid
+course of being discharged.&nbsp; A little more of the same
+indefatigable exertion on the one hand, and a little more of the
+same community of feeling upon the other, and there will be no
+such thing; the figures will be blotted out for good and all,
+and, from that time, the Athen&aelig;um may be said to belong to
+you, and to your heirs for ever.</p>
+<p>But, ladies and gentlemen, at all times, now in its most
+thriving, and in its least flourishing condition&mdash;here, with
+its cheerful rooms, its pleasant and instructive lectures, its
+improving library of 6,000 volumes, its classes for the study of
+the foreign languages, elocution, music; its opportunities of
+discussion and debate, of healthful bodily exercise, and, though
+last not least&mdash;for by this I set great store, as a very
+novel and excellent provision&mdash;its opportunities of
+blameless, rational enjoyment, here it is, open to every youth
+and man in this great town, accessible to every bee in this vast
+hive, who, for all these benefits, and the inestimable ends to
+which they lead, can set aside one sixpence weekly.&nbsp; I do
+look upon the reduction of the subscription, and upon the fact
+that the number of members has considerably more than doubled
+within the last twelve months, as strides in the path of the very
+best civilization, and chapters of rich promise in the history of
+mankind.</p>
+<p>I do not know whether, at this time of day, and with such a
+prospect before us, we need trouble ourselves very much to rake
+up the ashes of the dead-and-gone objections that were wont to be
+urged by men of all parties against institutions such as this,
+whose interests we are met to promote; but their philosophy was
+always to be summed up in the unmeaning application of one short
+sentence.&nbsp; How often have we heard from a large class of men
+wise in their generation, who would really seem to be born and
+bred for no other purpose than to pass into currency counterfeit
+and mischievous scraps of wisdom, as it is the sole pursuit of
+some other criminals to utter base coin&mdash;how often have we
+heard from them, as an all-convincing argument, that &ldquo;a
+little learning is a dangerous thing?&rdquo;&nbsp; Why, a little
+hanging was considered a very dangerous thing, according to the
+same authorities, with this difference, that, because a little
+hanging was dangerous, we had a great deal of it; and, because a
+little learning was dangerous, we were to have none at all.&nbsp;
+Why, when I hear such cruel absurdities gravely reiterated, I do
+sometimes begin to doubt whether the parrots of society are not
+more pernicious to its interests than its birds of prey.&nbsp; I
+should be glad to hear such people&rsquo;s estimate of the
+comparative danger of &ldquo;a little learning&rdquo; and a vast
+amount of ignorance; I should be glad to know which they consider
+the most prolific parent of misery and crime.&nbsp; Descending a
+little lower in the social scale, I should be glad to assist them
+in their calculations, by carrying them into certain gaols and
+nightly refuges I know of, where my own heart dies within me,
+when I see thousands of immortal creatures condemned, without
+alternative or choice, to tread, not what our great poet calls
+the &ldquo;primrose path&rdquo; to the everlasting bonfire, but
+one of jaded flints and stones, laid down by brutal ignorance,
+and held together, like the solid rocks, by years of this most
+wicked axiom.</p>
+<p>Would we know from any honourable body of merchants, upright
+in deed and thought, whether they would rather have ignorant or
+enlightened persons in their own employment?&nbsp; Why, we have
+had their answer in this building; we have it in this company; we
+have it emphatically given in the munificent generosity of your
+own merchants of Manchester, of all sects and kinds, when this
+establishment was first proposed.&nbsp; But are the advantages
+derivable by the people from institutions such as this, only of a
+negative character?&nbsp; If a little learning be an innocent
+thing, has it no distinct, wholesome, and immediate influence
+upon the mind?&nbsp; The old doggerel rhyme, so often written in
+the beginning of books, says that</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;When house and lands are gone and spent,<br
+/>
+Then learning is most excellent;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>but I should be strongly disposed to reform the adage, and say
+that</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Though house and lands be never got,<br />
+Learning can give what they can<i>not</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>And this I know, that the first unpurchasable blessing earned
+by every man who makes an effort to improve himself in such a
+place as the Athen&aelig;um, is self-respect&mdash;an inward
+dignity of character, which, once acquired and righteously
+maintained, nothing&mdash;no, not the hardest drudgery, nor the
+direst poverty&mdash;can vanquish.&nbsp; Though he should find it
+hard for a season even to keep the wolf&mdash;hunger&mdash;from
+his door, let him but once have chased the
+dragon&mdash;ignorance&mdash;from his hearth, and self-respect
+and hope are left him.&nbsp; You could no more deprive him of
+those sustaining qualities by loss or destruction of his worldly
+goods, than you could, by plucking out his eyes, take from him an
+internal consciousness of the bright glory of the sun.</p>
+<p>The man who lives from day to day by the daily exercise in his
+sphere of hands or head, and seeks to improve himself in such a
+place as the Athen&aelig;um, acquires for himself that property
+of soul which has in all times upheld struggling men of every
+degree, but self-made men especially and always.&nbsp; He secures
+to himself that faithful companion which, while it has ever lent
+the light of its countenance to men of rank and eminence who have
+deserved it, has ever shed its brightest consolations on men of
+low estate and almost hopeless means.&nbsp; It took its patient
+seat beside Sir Walter Raleigh in his dungeon-study in the Tower;
+it laid its head upon the block with More; but it did not disdain
+to watch the stars with Ferguson, the shepherd&rsquo;s boy; it
+walked the streets in mean attire with Crabbe; it was a poor
+barber here in Lancashire with Arkwright; it was a
+tallow-chandler&rsquo;s son with Franklin; it worked at
+shoemaking with Bloomfield in his garret; it followed the plough
+with Burns; and, high above the noise of loom and hammer, it
+whispers courage even at this day in ears I could name in
+Sheffield and in Manchester.</p>
+<p>The more the man who improves his leisure in such a place
+learns, the better, gentler, kinder man he must become.&nbsp;
+When he knows how much great minds have suffered for the truth in
+every age and time, and to what dismal persecutions opinion has
+been exposed, he will become more tolerant of other men&rsquo;s
+belief in all matters, and will incline more leniently to their
+sentiments when they chance to differ from his own.&nbsp;
+Understanding that the relations between himself and his
+employers involve a mutual duty and responsibility, he will
+discharge his part of the implied contract cheerfully,
+satisfactorily, and honourably; for the history of every useful
+life warns him to shape his course in that direction.</p>
+<p>The benefits he acquires in such a place are not of a selfish
+kind, but extend themselves to his home, and to those whom it
+contains.&nbsp; Something of what he hears or reads within such
+walls can scarcely fail to become at times a topic of discourse
+by his own fireside, nor can it ever fail to lead to larger
+sympathies with man, and to a higher veneration for the great
+Creator of all the wonders of this universe.&nbsp; It appears to
+his home and his homely feeling in other ways; for at certain
+times he carries there his wife and daughter, or his sister, or,
+possibly, some bright-eyed acquaintance of a more tender
+description.&nbsp; Judging from what I see before me, I think it
+is very likely; I am sure I would if I could.&nbsp; He takes her
+there to enjoy a pleasant evening, to be gay and happy.&nbsp;
+Sometimes it may possibly happen that he dates his tenderness
+from the Athen&aelig;um.&nbsp; I think that is a very excellent
+thing, too, and not the least among the advantages of the
+institution.&nbsp; In any case, I am sure the number of bright
+eyes and beaming faces which grace this meeting to-night by their
+presence, will never be among the least of its excellences in my
+recollection.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I shall not easily forget this scene,
+the pleasing task your favour has devolved upon me, or the strong
+and inspiring confirmation I have to-night, of all the hopes and
+reliances I have ever placed upon institutions of this
+nature.&nbsp; In the latter point of view&mdash;in their bearing
+upon this latter point&mdash;I regard them as of great
+importance, deeming that the more intelligent and reflective
+society in the mass becomes, and the more readers there are, the
+more distinctly writers of all kinds will be able to throw
+themselves upon the truthful feeling of the people and the more
+honoured and the more useful literature must be.&nbsp; At the
+same time, I must confess that, if there had been an
+Athen&aelig;um, and if the people had been readers, years ago,
+some leaves of dedication in your library, of praise of patrons
+which was very cheaply bought, very dearly sold, and very
+marketably haggled for by the groat, would be blank leaves, and
+posterity might probably have lacked the information that certain
+monsters of virtue ever had existence.&nbsp; But it is upon a
+much better and wider scale, let me say it once again&mdash;it is
+in the effect of such institutions upon the great social system,
+and the peace and happiness of mankind, that I delight to
+contemplate them; and, in my heart, I am quite certain that long
+after your institution, and others of the same nature, have
+crumbled into dust, the noble harvest of the seed sown in them
+will shine out brightly in the wisdom, the mercy, and the
+forbearance of another race.</p>
+<h2><a name="page82"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+82</span>VII.<br />
+LIVERPOOL, FEBRUARY 26, 1844.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The following address was delivered at a
+soir&eacute;e of the Liverpool Mechanics&rsquo; Institution, at
+which Mr. Dickens presided.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;It was
+rather hard of you to take away my breath before I spoke a word;
+but I would not thank you, even if I could, for the favour which
+has set me in this place, or for the generous kindness which has
+greeted me so warmly,&mdash;because my first strong impulse still
+would be, although I had that power, to lose sight of all
+personal considerations in the high intent and meaning of this
+numerous assemblage, in the contemplation of the noble objects to
+which this building is devoted, of its brilliant and inspiring
+history, of that rough, upward track, so bravely trodden, which
+it leaves behind, and that bright path of steadily-increasing
+usefulness which lies stretched out before it.&nbsp; My first
+strong impulse still would be to exchange congratulations with
+you, as the members of one united family, on the thriving vigour
+of this strongest child of a strong race.&nbsp; My first strong
+impulse still would be, though everybody here had twice as many
+hundreds of hands as there are hundreds of persons present, to
+shake them in the spirit, everyone, always, allow me to say,
+excepting those hands (and there are a few such here), which,
+with the constitutional infirmity of human nature, I would rather
+salute in some more tender fashion.</p>
+<p>When I first had the honour of communicating with your
+Committee with reference to this celebration, I had some selfish
+hopes that the visit proposed to me might turn out to be one of
+congratulation, or, at least, of solicitous inquiry; for they who
+receive a visitor in any season of distress are easily touched
+and moved by what he says, and I entertained some confident
+expectation of making a mighty strong impression on you.&nbsp;
+But, when I came to look over the printed documents which were
+forwarded to me at the same time, and with which you are all
+tolerably familiar, these anticipations very speedily vanished,
+and left me bereft of all consolation, but the triumphant feeling
+to which I have referred.&nbsp; For what do I find, on looking
+over those brief chronicles of this swift conquest over ignorance
+and prejudice, in which no blood has been poured out, and no
+treaty signed but that one sacred compact which recognises the
+just right of every man, whatever his belief, or however humble
+his degree, to aspire, and to have some means of aspiring, to be
+a better and a wiser man?&nbsp; I find that, in 1825, certain
+misguided and turbulent persons proposed to erect in Liverpool an
+unpopular, dangerous, irreligious, and revolutionary
+establishment, called a Mechanics&rsquo; Institution; that, in
+1835, Liverpool having, somehow or other, got on pretty
+comfortably in the meantime, in spite of it, the first stone of a
+new and spacious edifice was laid; that, in 1837, it was opened;
+that, it was afterwards, at different periods, considerably
+enlarged; that, in 1844, conspicuous amongst the public beauties
+of a beautiful town, here it stands triumphant, its enemies lived
+down, its former students attesting, in their various useful
+callings and pursuits, the sound, practical information it
+afforded them; its members numbering considerably more than
+3,000, and setting in rapidly for 6,000 at least; its library
+comprehending 11,000 volumes, and daily sending forth its
+hundreds of books into private homes; its staff of masters and
+officers, amounting to half-a-hundred in themselves; its schools,
+conveying every sort of instruction, high and low, adapted to the
+labour, means, exigencies, and convenience of nearly every class
+and grade of persons.&nbsp; I was here this morning, and in its
+spacious halls I found stores of the wonders worked by nature in
+the air, in the forest, in the cavern, and in the
+sea&mdash;stores of the surpassing engines devised by science for
+the better knowledge of other worlds, and the greater happiness
+of this&mdash;stores of those gentler works of art, which, though
+achieved in perishable stone, by yet more perishable hands of
+dust, are in their influence immortal.&nbsp; With such means at
+their command, so well-directed, so cheaply shared, and so
+extensively diffused, well may your Committee say, as they have
+done in one of their Reports, that the success of this
+establishment has far exceeded their most sanguine
+expectations.</p>
+<p>But, ladies and gentlemen, as that same philosopher whose
+words they quote, as Bacon tells us, instancing the wonderful
+effects of little things and small beginnings, that the influence
+of the loadstone was first discovered in particles of iron, and
+not in iron bars, so they may lay it to their hearts, that when
+they combined together to form the institution which has risen to
+this majestic height, they issued on a field of enterprise, the
+glorious end of which they cannot even now discern.&nbsp; Every
+man who has felt the advantages of, or has received improvement
+in this place, carries its benefits into the society in which he
+moves, and puts them out at compound interest; and what the
+blessed sum may be at last, no man can tell.&nbsp; Ladies and
+gentlemen, with that Christian prelate whose name appears on your
+list of honorary Members; that good and liberal man who once
+addressed you within these walls, in a spirit worthy of his
+calling, and of his High Master&mdash;I look forward from this
+place, as from a tower, to the time when high and low, and rich
+and poor, shall mutually assist, improve, and educate each
+other.</p>
+<p>I feel, ladies and gentlemen, that this is not a place, with
+its 3,200 members, and at least 3,200 arguments in every one, to
+enter on any advocacy of the principle of Mechanics&rsquo;
+Institutions, or to discuss the subject with those who do or ever
+did object to them.&nbsp; I should as soon think of arguing the
+point with those untutored savages whose mode of life you last
+year had the opportunity of witnessing; indeed, I am strongly
+inclined to believe them by far the more rational class of the
+two.&nbsp; Moreover, if the institution itself be not a
+sufficient answer to all such objections, then there is no such
+thing in fact or reason, human or divine.&nbsp; Neither will I
+venture to enter into those details of the management of this
+place which struck me most on the perusal of its papers; but I
+cannot help saying how much impressed and gratified I was, as
+everybody must be who comes to their perusal for the first time,
+by the extraordinary munificence with which this institution has
+been endowed by certain gentlemen.</p>
+<p>Amongst the peculiar features of management which made the
+greatest impression on me, I may observe that that regulation
+which empowers fathers, being annual subscribers of one guinea,
+to introduce their sons who are minors; and masters, on payment
+of the astoundingly small sum of five shillings annually, in like
+manner their apprentices, is not the least valuable of its
+privileges; and, certainly not the one least valuable to
+society.&nbsp; And, ladies and gentlemen, I cannot say to you
+what pleasure I derived from the perusal of an apparently
+excellent report in your local papers of a meeting held here some
+short time since, in aid of the formation of a girls&rsquo;
+school in connexion with this institution.&nbsp; This is a new
+and striking chapter in the history of these institutions; it
+does equal credit to the gallantry and policy of this, and
+disposes one to say of it with a slight parody on the words of
+Burns, that</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Its &rsquo;prentice han&rsquo; it tried on
+man,<br />
+And then it <i>taught</i> the lasses, O.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>That those who are our best teachers, and whose lessons are
+oftenest heeded in after life, should be well taught themselves,
+is a proposition few reasonable men will gainsay; and, certainly,
+to breed up good husbands on the one hand, and good wives on the
+other, does appear as reasonable and straightforward a plan as
+could well be devised for the improvement of the next
+generation.</p>
+<p>This, and what I see before me, naturally brings me to our
+fairer members, in respect of whom I have no doubt you will agree
+with me, that they ought to be admitted to the widest possible
+extent, and on the lowest possible terms; and, ladies, let me
+venture to say to you, that you never did a wiser thing in all
+your lives than when you turned your favourable regard on such an
+establishment as this&mdash;for wherever the light of knowledge
+is diffused, wherever the humanizing influence of the arts and
+sciences extends itself, wherever there is the clearest
+perception of what is beautiful, and good, and most redeeming,
+amid all the faults and vices of mankind, there your character,
+your virtues, your graces, your better nature, will be the best
+appreciated, and there the truest homage will be proudly paid to
+you.&nbsp; You show best, trust me, in the clearest light; and
+every ray that falls upon you at your own firesides, from any
+book or thought communicated within these walls, will raise you
+nearer to the angels in the eyes you care for most.</p>
+<p>I will not longer interpose myself, ladies and gentlemen,
+between you and the pleasure we all anticipate in hearing other
+gentlemen, and in enjoying those social pleasures with which it
+is a main part of the wisdom of this society to adorn and relieve
+its graver pursuits.&nbsp; We all feel, I am sure, being here,
+that we are truly interested in the cause of human improvement
+and rational education, and that we pledge ourselves, everyone as
+far as in him lies, to extend the knowledge of the benefits
+afforded in this place, and to bear honest witness in its
+favour.&nbsp; To those who yet remain without its walls, but have
+the means of purchasing its advantages, we make appeal, and in a
+friendly and forbearing spirit say, &ldquo;Come in, and be
+convinced&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&lsquo;Who enters here, leaves <i>doubt</i>
+behind.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>If you, happily, have been well taught yourself, and are
+superior to its advantages, so much the more should you make one
+in sympathy with those who are below you.&nbsp; Beneath this roof
+we breed the men who, in the time to come, must be found working
+for good or evil, in every quarter of society.&nbsp; If mutual
+respect and forbearance among various classes be not found here,
+where so many men are trained up in so many grades, to enter on
+so many roads of life, dating their entry from one common
+starting-point, as they are all approaching, by various paths,
+one common end, where else can that great lesson be
+imbibed?&nbsp; Differences of wealth, of rank, of intellect, we
+know there must be, and we respect them; but we would give to all
+the means of taking out one patent of nobility, and we define it,
+in the words of a great living poet, who is one of us, and who
+uses his great gifts, as he holds them in trust, for the general
+welfare&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Howe&rsquo;er it be, it seems to me<br />
+&rsquo;Tis only noble to be good:<br />
+True hearts are more than coronets,<br />
+And simple faith than Norman blood.&rdquo; <a
+name="citation88"></a><a href="#footnote88"
+class="citation">[88]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><a name="page89"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+89</span>VIII.<br />
+BIRMINGHAM, FEBRUARY 28, 1844.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The following speech was delivered at a
+Conversazione, in aid of the funds of the Birmingham Polytechnic
+Institution, at which Mr Dickens presided.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">You</span> will think it very unwise, or
+very self-denying in me, in such an assembly, in such a splendid
+scene, and after such a welcome, to congratulate myself on having
+nothing new to say to you: but I do so, notwithstanding.&nbsp; To
+say nothing of places nearer home, I had the honour of attending
+at Manchester, shortly before Christmas, and at Liverpool, only
+the night before last, for a purpose similar to that which brings
+you together this evening; and looking down a short perspective
+of similar engagements, I feel gratification at the thought that
+I shall very soon have nothing at all to say; in which case, I
+shall be content to stake my reputation, like the Spectator of
+Addison, and that other great periodical speaker, the Speaker of
+the House of Commons, on my powers of listening.</p>
+<p>This feeling, and the earnest reception I have met with, are
+not the only reasons why I feel a genuine, cordial, and peculiar
+interest in this night&rsquo;s proceedings.&nbsp; The Polytechnic
+Institution of Birmingham is in its infancy&mdash;struggling into
+life under all those adverse and disadvantageous circumstances
+which, to a greater or less extent, naturally beset all infancy;
+but I would much rather connect myself with it now, however
+humble, in its days of difficulty and of danger, than look back
+on its origin when it may have become strong, and rich, and
+powerful.&nbsp; I should prefer an intimate association with it
+now, in its early days and apparent struggles, to becoming its
+advocate and acquaintance, its fair-weather friend, in its high
+and palmy days.&nbsp; I would rather be able to say I knew it in
+its swaddling-clothes, than in maturer age.&nbsp; Its two elder
+brothers have grown old and died: their chests were
+weak&mdash;about their cradles nurses shook their heads, and
+gossips groaned; but the present institution shot up, amidst the
+ruin of those which have fallen, with an indomitable
+constitution, with vigorous and with steady pulse; temperate,
+wise, and of good repute; and by perseverance it has become a
+very giant.&nbsp; Birmingham is, in my mind and in the minds of
+most men, associated with many giants; and I no more believe that
+this young institution will turn out sickly, dwarfish, or of
+stunted growth, than I do that when the glass-slipper of my
+chairmanship shall fall off, and the clock strike twelve
+to-night, this hall will be turned into a pumpkin.&nbsp; I found
+that strong belief upon the splendid array of grace and beauty by
+which I am surrounded, and which, if it only had one-hundredth
+part of the effect upon others it has upon me, could do anything
+it pleased with anything and anybody.&nbsp; I found my strong
+conviction, in the second place, upon the public spirit of the
+town of Birmingham&mdash;upon the name and fame of its
+capitalists and working men; upon the greatness and importance of
+its merchants and manufacturers; upon its inventions, which are
+constantly in progress; upon the skill and intelligence of its
+artisans, which are daily developed; and the increasing knowledge
+of all portions of the community.&nbsp; All these reasons lead me
+to the conclusion that your institution will advance&mdash;that
+it will and must progress, and that you will not be content with
+lingering leagues behind.</p>
+<p>I have another peculiar ground of satisfaction in connexion
+with the object of this assembly; and it is, that the resolutions
+about to be proposed do not contain in themselves anything of a
+sectarian or class nature; that they do not confine themselves to
+any one single institution, but assert the great and omnipotent
+principles of comprehensive education everywhere and under every
+circumstance.&nbsp; I beg leave to say that I concur, heart and
+hand, in those principles, and will do all in my power for their
+advancement; for I hold, in accordance with the imperfect
+knowledge which I possess, that it is impossible for any fabric
+of society to go on day after day, and year after year, from
+father to son, and from grandfather to grandson, punishing men
+for not engaging in the pursuit of virtue and for the practice of
+crime, without showing them what virtue is, and where it best can
+be found&mdash;in justice, religion, and truth.&nbsp; The only
+reason that can possibly be adduced against it is one founded on
+fiction&mdash;namely, the case where an obdurate old geni, in the
+&ldquo;Arabian Nights,&rdquo; was bound upon taking the life of a
+merchant, because he had struck out the eye of his invisible
+son.&nbsp; I recollect, likewise, a tale in the same book of
+charming fancies, which I consider not inappropriate: it is a
+case where a powerful spirit has been imprisoned at the bottom of
+the sea, in a casket with a leaden cover, and the seal of Solomon
+upon it; there he had lain neglected for many centuries, and
+during that period had made many different vows: at first, that
+he would reward magnificently those who should release him; and
+at last, that he would destroy them.&nbsp; Now, there is a spirit
+of great power&mdash;the Spirit of Ignorance&mdash;which is shut
+up in a vessel of leaden composition, and sealed with the seal of
+many, many Solomons, and which is effectually in the same
+position: release it in time, and it will bless, restore, and
+reanimate society; but let it lie under the rolling waves of
+years, and its blind revenge is sure to lead to certain
+destruction.&nbsp; That there are classes which, if rightly
+treated, constitute strength, and if wrongly, weakness, I hold it
+impossible to deny&mdash;by these classes I mean industrious,
+intelligent, and honourably independent men, in whom the higher
+classes of Birmingham are especially interested, and bound to
+afford them the means of instruction and improvement, and to
+ameliorate their mental and moral condition.&nbsp; Far be it from
+me (and I wish to be most particularly understood) to attempt to
+depreciate the excellent Church Instruction Societies, or the
+worthy, sincere, and temperate zeal of those reverend gentlemen
+by whom they are usually conducted; on the contrary, I believe
+that they have done, and are doing, much good, and are deserving
+of high praise; but I hope that, without offence, in a community
+such as Birmingham, there are other objects not unworthy in the
+sight of heaven, and objects of recognised utility which are
+worthy of support&mdash;principles which are practised in word
+and deed in Polytechnic Institutions&mdash;principles for the
+diffusion of which honest men of all degrees and of every creed
+might associate together, on an independent footing and on
+neutral ground, and at a small expense, for the better
+understanding and the greater consideration of each other, and
+for the better cultivation of the happiness of all: for it surely
+cannot be allowed that those who labour day by day, surrounded by
+machinery, shall be permitted to degenerate into machines
+themselves, but, on the contrary, they should assert their common
+origin from their Creator, at the hands of those who are
+responsible and thinking men.&nbsp; There is, indeed, no
+difference in the main with respect to the dangers of ignorance
+and the advantages of knowledge between those who hold different
+opinions&mdash;for it is to be observed, that those who are most
+distrustful of the advantages of education, are always the first
+to exclaim against the results of ignorance.&nbsp; This fact was
+pleasantly illustrated on the railway, as I came here.&nbsp; In
+the same carriage with me there sat an ancient gentleman (I feel
+no delicacy in alluding to him, for I know that he is not in the
+room, having got out far short of Birmingham), who expressed
+himself most mournfully as to the ruinous effects and rapid
+spread of railways, and was most pathetic upon the virtues of the
+slow-going old stage coaches.&nbsp; Now I, entertaining some
+little lingering kindness for the road, made shift to express my
+concurrence with the old gentleman&rsquo;s opinion, without any
+great compromise of principle.&nbsp; Well, we got on tolerably
+comfortably together, and when the engine, with a frightful
+screech, dived into some dark abyss, like some strange aquatic
+monster, the old gentleman said it would never do, and I agreed
+with him.&nbsp; When it parted from each successive station, with
+a shock and a shriek as if it had had a double-tooth drawn, the
+old gentleman shook his head, and I shook mine.&nbsp; When he
+burst forth against such new-fangled notions, and said no good
+could come of them, I did not contest the point.&nbsp; But I
+found that when the speed of the engine was abated, or there was
+a prolonged stay at any station, up the old gentleman was at
+arms, and his watch was instantly out of his pocket, denouncing
+the slowness of our progress.&nbsp; Now I could not help
+comparing this old gentleman to that ingenious class of persons
+who are in the constant habit of declaiming against the vices and
+crimes of society, and at the same time are the first and
+foremost to assert that vice and crime have not their common
+origin in ignorance and discontent.</p>
+<p>The good work, however, in spite of all political and party
+differences, has been well begun; we are all interested in it; it
+is advancing, and cannot be stopped by any opposition, although
+it may be retarded in this place or in that, by the indifference
+of the middle classes, with whom its successful progress chiefly
+rests.&nbsp; Of this success I cannot entertain a doubt; for
+whenever the working classes have enjoyed an opportunity of
+effectually rebutting accusations which falsehood or
+thoughtlessness have brought against them, they always avail
+themselves of it, and show themselves in their true characters;
+and it was this which made the damage done to a single picture in
+the National Gallery of London, by some poor lunatic or cripple,
+a mere matter of newspaper notoriety and wonder for some few
+days.&nbsp; This, then, establishes a fact evident to the meanest
+comprehension&mdash;that any given number of thousands of
+individuals, in the humblest walks of life in this country, can
+pass through the national galleries or museums in seasons of
+holiday-making, without damaging, in the slightest degree, those
+choice and valuable collections.&nbsp; I do not myself believe
+that the working classes ever were the wanton or mischievous
+persons they were so often and so long represented to be; but I
+rather incline to the opinion that some men take it into their
+heads to lay it down as a matter of fact, without being
+particular about the premises; and that the idle and the
+prejudiced, not wishing to have the trouble of forming opinions
+for themselves, take it for granted&mdash;until the people have
+an opportunity of disproving the stigma and vindicating
+themselves before the world.</p>
+<p>Now this assertion is well illustrated by what occurred
+respecting an equestrian statue in the metropolis, with respect
+to which a legend existed that the sculptor hanged himself,
+because he had neglected to put a girth to the horse.&nbsp; This
+story was currently believed for many years, until it was
+inspected for altogether a different purpose, and it was found to
+have had a girth all the time.</p>
+<p>But surely if, as is stated, the people are ill-disposed and
+mischievous, that is the best reason that can be offered for
+teaching them better; and if they are not, surely that is a
+reason for giving them every opportunity of vindicating their
+injured reputation; and no better opportunity could possibly be
+afforded than that of associating together voluntarily for such
+high purposes as it is proposed to carry out by the establishment
+of the Birmingham Polytechnic Institution.&nbsp; In any
+case&mdash;nay, in every case&mdash;if we would reward honesty,
+if we would hold out encouragement to good, if we would eradicate
+that which is evil or correct that which is bad,
+education&mdash;comprehensive, liberal education&mdash;is the one
+thing needful, and the only effective end.&nbsp; If I might apply
+to my purpose, and turn into plain prose some words of
+Hamlet&mdash;not with reference to any government or party (for
+party being, for the most part, an irrational sort of thing, has
+no connexion with the object we have in view)&mdash;if I might
+apply those words to education as Hamlet applied them to the
+skull of Yorick, I would say&mdash;&ldquo;Now hie thee to the
+council-chamber, and tell them, though they lay it on in sounding
+thoughts and learned words an inch thick, to this complexion they
+must come at last.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>In answer to a vote of thanks, <a name="citation95"></a><a
+href="#footnote95" class="citation">[95]</a> Mr. Dickens said, at
+the close of the meeting&mdash;</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, we are now quite even&mdash;for every
+effect which I may have made upon you, the compliment has been
+amply returned to me; but at the same time I am as little
+disposed to say to you, &lsquo;go and sin no more,&rsquo; as I am
+to promise for myself that &lsquo;I will never do so
+again.&rsquo;&nbsp; So long as I can make you laugh and cry, I
+will; and you will readily believe me, when I tell you, you
+cannot do too much on your parts to show that we are still
+cordial and loving friends.&nbsp; To you, ladies of the
+Institution, I am deeply and especially indebted.&nbsp; I
+sometimes [<i>pointing to the word</i> &lsquo;<i>Boz</i>&rsquo;
+<i>in front of the great gallery</i>] think there is some small
+quantity of magic in that very short name, and that it must
+consist in its containing as many letters as the three graces,
+and they, every one of them, being of your fair sisterhood.</p>
+<p>A story is told of an eastern potentate of modern times, who,
+for an eastern potentate, was a tolerably good man, sometimes
+bowstringing his dependants indiscriminately in his moments of
+anger, but burying them in great splendour in his moments of
+penitence, that whenever intelligence was brought him of a new
+plot or turbulent conspiracy, his first inquiry was, &lsquo;Who
+is she?&rsquo; meaning that a woman was at the bottom.&nbsp; Now,
+in my small way, I differ from that potentate; for when there is
+any good to be attained, the services of any ministering angel
+required, my first inquiry is, &lsquo;Where is she?&rsquo; and
+the answer invariably is, &lsquo;Here.&rsquo;&nbsp; Proud and
+happy am I indeed to thank you for your generosity&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&lsquo;A thousand times, good night;<br />
+A thousand times the worse to want your light.&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><a name="page97"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 97</span>IX.<br
+/>
+GARDENERS AND GARDENING.<br />
+LONDON, JUNE 14, 1852.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The Ninth Anniversary Dinner of the
+Gardeners&rsquo; Benevolent Institution was held on the above
+date at the London Tavern.&nbsp; The company numbered more than
+150.&nbsp; The dessert was worthy of the occasion, and an
+admirable effect was produced by a profuse display of natural
+flowers upon the tables and in the decoration of the room.&nbsp;
+The chair was taken by Mr. Charles Dickens, who, in proposing the
+toast of the evening, spoke as follows:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">For</span> three times three years the
+Gardeners&rsquo; Benevolent Institution has been stimulated and
+encouraged by meetings such as this, and by three times three
+cheers we will urge it onward in its prosperous career.&nbsp;
+[<i>The cheers were warmly given</i>.]</p>
+<p>Occupying the post I now do, I feel something like a counsel
+for the plaintiff with nobody on the other side; but even if I
+had been placed in that position ninety times nine, it would
+still be my duty to state a few facts from the very short brief
+with which I have been provided.</p>
+<p>This Institution was founded in the year 1838.&nbsp; During
+the first five years of its existence, it was not particularly
+robust, and seemed to have been placed in rather a shaded
+position, receiving somewhat more than its needful allowance of
+cold water.&nbsp; In 1843 it was removed into a more favourable
+position, and grafted on a nobler stock, and it has now borne
+fruit, and become such a vigorous tree that at present
+thirty-five old people daily sit within the shelter of its
+branches, and all the pensioners upon the list have been
+veritable gardeners, or the wives of gardeners.&nbsp; It is
+managed by gardeners, and it has upon its books the excellent
+rule that any gardener who has subscribed to it for fifteen
+years, and conformed to the rules, may, if he will, be placed
+upon the pensioners&rsquo; list without election, without
+canvass, without solicitation, and as his independent
+right.&nbsp; I lay very great stress upon that honourable
+characteristic of the charity, because the main principle of any
+such institution should be to help those who help
+themselves.&nbsp; That the Society&rsquo;s pensioners do not
+become such so long as they are able to support themselves, is
+evinced by the significant fact that the average age of those now
+upon the list is seventy-seven; that they are not wasteful is
+proved by the fact that the whole sum expended on their relief is
+but &pound;500 a-year; that the Institution does not restrict
+itself to any narrow confines, is shown by the circumstance, that
+the pensioners come from all parts of England, whilst all the
+expenses are paid from the annual income and interest on stock,
+and therefore are not disproportionate to its means.</p>
+<p>Such is the Institution which appeals to you through me, as a
+most unworthy advocate, for sympathy and support, an Institution
+which has for its President a nobleman <a
+name="citation98"></a><a href="#footnote98"
+class="citation">[98]</a> whose whole possessions are remarkable
+for taste and beauty, and whose gardener&rsquo;s laurels are
+famous throughout the world.&nbsp; In the list of its
+vice-presidents there are the names of many noblemen and
+gentlemen of great influence and station, and I have been struck
+in glancing through the list of its supporters, with the sums
+written against the names of the numerous nurserymen and seedsmen
+therein comprised.&nbsp; I hope the day will come when every
+gardener in England will be a member of the charity.</p>
+<p>The gardener particularly needs such a provision as this
+Institution affords.&nbsp; His gains are not great; he knows gold
+and silver more as being of the colour of fruits and flowers than
+by its presence in his pockets; he is subjected to that kind of
+labour which renders him peculiarly liable to infirmity; and when
+old age comes upon him, the gardener is of all men perhaps best
+able to appreciate the merits of such an institution.</p>
+<p>To all indeed, present and absent, who are descended from the
+first</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&ldquo;gardener Adam
+and his wife,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>the benefits of such a society are obvious.&nbsp; In the
+culture of flowers there cannot, by their very nature, be
+anything, solitary or exclusive.&nbsp; The wind that blows over
+the cottager&rsquo;s porch, sweeps also over the grounds of the
+nobleman; and as the rain descends on the just and on the unjust,
+so it communicates to all gardeners, both rich and poor, an
+interchange of pleasure and enjoyment; and the gardener of the
+rich man, in developing and enhancing a fruitful flavour or a
+delightful scent, is, in some sort, the gardener of everybody
+else.</p>
+<p>The love of gardening is associated with all conditions of
+men, and all periods of time.&nbsp; The scholar and the
+statesman, men of peace and men of war, have agreed in all ages
+to delight in gardens.&nbsp; The most ancient people of the earth
+had gardens where there is now nothing but solitary heaps of
+earth.&nbsp; The poor man in crowded cities gardens still in jugs
+and basins and bottles: in factories and workshops people garden;
+and even the prisoner is found gardening in his lonely cell,
+after years and years of solitary confinement.&nbsp; Surely,
+then, the gardener who produces shapes and objects so lovely and
+so comforting, should have some hold upon the world&rsquo;s
+remembrance when he himself becomes in need of comfort.</p>
+<p>I will call upon you to drink &ldquo;Prosperity to the
+Gardeners&rsquo; Benevolent Institution,&rdquo; and I beg to
+couple with that toast the name of its noble President, the Duke
+of Devonshire, whose worth is written in all his deeds, and who
+has communicated to his title and his riches a lustre which no
+title and no riches could confer.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[Later in the evening, Mr. Dickens said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>My office has compelled me to burst into bloom so often that I
+could wish there were a closer parallel between myself and the
+American aloe.&nbsp; It is particularly agreeable and appropriate
+to know that the parents of this Institution are to be found in
+the seed and nursery trade; and the seed having yielded such good
+fruit, and the nursery having produced such a healthy child, I
+have the greatest pleasure in proposing the health of the parents
+of the Institution.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[In proposing the health of the Treasurers, Mr. Dickens
+said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>My observation of the signboards of this country has taught me
+that its conventional gardeners are always jolly, and always
+three in number.&nbsp; Whether that conventionality has reference
+to the Three Graces, or to those very significant letters, L.,
+S., D., I do not know.&nbsp; Those mystic letters are, however,
+most important, and no society can have officers of more
+importance than its Treasurers, nor can it possibly give them too
+much to do.</p>
+<h2><a name="page101"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+101</span>X.<br />
+BIRMINGHAM, JANUARY 6, 1853.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On Thursday, January 6, 1853, at the rooms of
+the Society of Artists, in Temple Row, Birmingham, a large
+company assembled to witness the presentation of a testimonial to
+Mr. Charles Dickens, consisting of a silver-gilt salver and a
+diamond ring.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens acknowledged the tribute, and the
+address which accompanied it, in the following words:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>, I feel it very
+difficult, I assure you, to tender my acknowledgments to you, and
+through you, to those many friends of mine whom you represent,
+for this honour and distinction which you have conferred upon
+me.&nbsp; I can most honestly assure you, that it is in the power
+of no great representative of numbers of people to awaken such
+happiness in me as is inspired by this token of goodwill and
+remembrance, coming to me direct and fresh from the numbers
+themselves.&nbsp; I am truly sensible, gentlemen, that my friends
+who have united in this address are partial in their kindness,
+and regard what I have done with too great favour.&nbsp; But I
+may say, with reference to one class&mdash;some members of which,
+I presume, are included there&mdash;that I should in my own eyes
+be very unworthy both of the generous gift and the generous
+feeling which has been evinced, and this occasion, instead of
+pleasure, would give me nothing but pain, if I was unable to
+assure them, and those who are in front of this assembly, that
+what the working people have found me towards them in my books, I
+am throughout my life.&nbsp; Gentlemen, whenever I have tried to
+hold up to admiration their fortitude, patience, gentleness, the
+reasonableness of their nature, so accessible to persuasion, and
+their extraordinary goodness one towards another, I have done so
+because I have first genuinely felt that admiration myself, and
+have been thoroughly imbued with the sentiment which I sought to
+communicate to others.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, I accept this salver and this ring as far above all
+price to me, as very valuable in themselves, and as beautiful
+specimens of the workmanship of this town, with great emotion, I
+assure you, and with the liveliest gratitude.&nbsp; You remember
+something, I daresay, of the old romantic stories of those
+charmed rings which would lose their brilliance when their wearer
+was in danger, or would press his finger reproachfully when he
+was going to do wrong.&nbsp; In the very improbable event of my
+being in the least danger of deserting the principles which have
+won me these tokens, I am sure the diamond in that ring would
+assume a clouded aspect to my faithless eye, and would, I know,
+squeeze a throb of pain out of my treacherous heart.&nbsp; But I
+have not the least misgiving on that point; and, in this
+confident expectation, I shall remove my own old diamond ring
+from my left hand, and in future wear the Birmingham ring on my
+right, where its grasp will keep me in mind of the good friends I
+have here, and in vivid remembrance of this happy hour.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, in conclusion, allow me to thank you and the
+Society to whom these rooms belong, that the presentation has
+taken place in an atmosphere so congenial to me, and in an
+apartment decorated with so many beautiful works of art, among
+which I recognize before me the productions of friends of mine,
+whose labours and triumphs will never be subjects of indifference
+to me.&nbsp; I thank those gentlemen for giving me the
+opportunity of meeting them here on an occasion which has some
+connexion with their own proceedings; and, though last not least,
+I tender my acknowledgments to that charming presence, without
+which nothing beautiful can be complete, and which is endearingly
+associated with rings of a plainer description, and which, I must
+confess, awakens in my mind at the present moment a feeling of
+regret that I am not in a condition to make an offer of these
+testimonials.&nbsp; I beg you, gentlemen, to commend me very
+earnestly and gratefully to our absent friends, and to assure
+them of my affectionate and heartfelt respect.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>The company then adjourned to Dee&rsquo;s Hotel, where a
+banquet took place, at which about 220 persons were present,
+among whom were some of the most distinguished of the Royal
+Academicians.&nbsp; To the toast of &ldquo;The Literature of
+England,&rdquo; Mr. Dickens responded as follows:&mdash;</p>
+<p>Mr. Mayor and Gentlemen, I am happy, on behalf of many
+labourers in that great field of literature to which you have
+pledged the toast, to thank you for the tribute you have paid to
+it.&nbsp; Such an honour, rendered by acclamation in such a place
+as this, seems to me, if I may follow on the same side as the
+venerable Archdeacon (Sandford) who lately addressed you, and who
+has inspired me with a gratification I can never
+forget&mdash;such an honour, gentlemen, rendered here, seems to
+me a two-sided illustration of the position that literature holds
+in these latter and, of course, &ldquo;degenerate&rdquo;
+days.&nbsp; To the great compact phalanx of the people, by whose
+industry, perseverance, and intelligence, and their result in
+money-wealth, such places as Birmingham, and many others like it,
+have arisen&mdash;to that great centre of support, that
+comprehensive experience, and that beating heart, literature has
+turned happily from individual patrons&mdash;sometimes
+munificent, often sordid, always few&mdash;and has there found at
+once its highest purpose, its natural range of action, and its
+best reward.&nbsp; Therefore it is right also, as it seems to me,
+not only that literature should receive honour here, but that it
+should render honour, too, remembering that if it has undoubtedly
+done good to Birmingham, Birmingham has undoubtedly done good to
+it.&nbsp; From the shame of the purchased dedication, from the
+scurrilous and dirty work of Grub Street, from the dependent seat
+on sufferance at my Lord Duke&rsquo;s table to-day, and from the
+sponging-house or Marshalsea to-morrow&mdash;from that venality
+which, by a fine moral retribution, has degraded statesmen even
+to a greater extent than authors, because the statesman
+entertained a low belief in the universality of corruption, while
+the author yielded only to the dire necessity of his
+calling&mdash;from all such evils the people have set literature
+free.&nbsp; And my creed in the exercise of that profession is,
+that literature cannot be too faithful to the people in
+return&mdash;cannot too ardently advocate the cause of their
+advancement, happiness, and prosperity.&nbsp; I have heard it
+sometimes said&mdash;and what is worse, as expressing something
+more cold-blooded, I have sometimes seen it written&mdash;that
+literature has suffered by this change, that it has degenerated
+by being made cheaper.&nbsp; I have not found that to be the
+case: nor do I believe that you have made the discovery
+either.&nbsp; But let a good book in these &ldquo;bad&rdquo;
+times be made accessible,&mdash;even upon an abstruse and
+difficult subject, so that it be one of legitimate interest to
+mankind,&mdash;and my life on it, it shall be extensively bought,
+read, and well considered.</p>
+<p>Why do I say this?&nbsp; Because I believe there are in
+Birmingham at this moment many working men infinitely better
+versed in Shakespeare and in Milton than the average of fine
+gentlemen in the days of bought-and-sold dedications and dear
+books.&nbsp; I ask anyone to consider for himself who, at this
+time, gives the greatest relative encouragement to the
+dissemination of such useful publications as
+&ldquo;Macaulay&rsquo;s History,&rdquo; &ldquo;Layard&rsquo;s
+Researches,&rdquo; &ldquo;Tennyson&rsquo;s Poems,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;The Duke of Wellington&rsquo;s published
+Despatches,&rdquo; or the minutest truths (if any truth can be
+called minute) discovered by the genius of a Herschel or a
+Faraday?&nbsp; It is with all these things as with the great
+music of Mendelssohn, or a lecture upon art&mdash;if we had the
+good fortune to listen to one to-morrow&mdash;by my distinguished
+friend the President of the Royal Academy.&nbsp; However small
+the audience, however contracted the circle in the water, in the
+first instance, the people are nearer the wider range outside,
+and the Sister Arts, while they instruct them, derive a wholesome
+advantage and improvement from their ready sympathy and cordial
+response.&nbsp; I may instance the case of my friend Mr.
+Ward&rsquo;s magnificent picture; <a name="citation105"></a><a
+href="#footnote105" class="citation">[105]</a> and the reception
+of that picture here is an example that it is not now the
+province of art in painting to hold itself in monastic seclusion,
+that it cannot hope to rest on a single foundation for its great
+temple,&mdash;on the mere classic pose of a figure, or the folds
+of a drapery&mdash;but that it must be imbued with human passions
+and action, informed with human right and wrong, and, being so
+informed, it may fearlessly put itself upon its trial, like the
+criminal of old, to be judged by God and its country.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, to return and conclude, as I shall have occasion to
+trouble you again.&nbsp; For this time I have only once again to
+repeat what I have already said.&nbsp; As I begun with
+literature, I shall end with it.&nbsp; I would simply say that I
+believe no true man, with anything to tell, need have the least
+misgiving, either for himself or his message, before a large
+number of hearers&mdash;always supposing that he be not afflicted
+with the coxcombical idea of writing down to the popular
+intelligence, instead of writing the popular intelligence up to
+himself, if, perchance, he be above it;&mdash;and, provided
+always that he deliver himself plainly of what is in him, which
+seems to be no unreasonable stipulation, it being supposed that
+he has some dim design of making himself understood.&nbsp; On
+behalf of that literature to which you have done so much honour,
+I beg to thank you most cordially, and on my own behalf, for the
+most flattering reception you have given to one whose claim is,
+that he has the distinction of making it his profession.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>Later in the evening, Mr. Dickens gave as a toast, &ldquo;The
+Educational Institutions of Birmingham,&rdquo; in the following
+speech:</p>
+<p>I am requested to propose&mdash;or, according to the
+hypothesis of my friend, Mr. Owen, I am in the temporary
+character of a walking advertisement to advertise to
+you&mdash;the Educational Institutions of Birmingham; an
+advertisement to which I have the greatest pleasure in calling
+your attention, Gentlemen, it is right that I should, in so many
+words, mention the more prominent of these institutions, not
+because your local memories require any prompting, but because
+the enumeration implies what has been done here, what you are
+doing, and what you will yet do.&nbsp; I believe the first is the
+King Edward&rsquo;s Grammar School, with its various branches,
+and prominent among them is that most admirable means of training
+the wives of working men to be good wives and working wives, the
+prime ornament of their homes, and the cause of happiness to
+others&mdash;I mean those excellent girls&rsquo; schools in
+various parts of the town, which, under the excellent
+superintendence of the principal, I should most sincerely desire
+to see in every town in England.&nbsp; Next, I believe, is the
+Spring Hill College, a learned institution belonging to the body
+of Independents, foremost among whose professors literature is
+proud to hail Mr. Henry Rogers as one of the soundest and ablest
+contributors to the Edinburgh Review.&nbsp; The next is the
+Queen&rsquo;s College, which, I may say, is only a newly-born
+child; but, in the hands of such an admirable Doctor, we may hope
+to see it arrive at a vigorous maturity.&nbsp; The next is the
+School of Design, which, as has been well observed by my friend
+Sir Charles Eastlake, is invaluable in such a place as this; and,
+lastly, there is the Polytechnic Institution, with regard to
+which I had long ago occasion to express my profound conviction
+that it was of unspeakable importance to such a community as
+this, when I had the honour to be present, under the auspices of
+your excellent representative, Mr. Scholefield.&nbsp; This is the
+last of what has been done in an educational way.&nbsp; They are
+all admirable in their kind; but I am glad to find that more is
+yet doing.&nbsp; A few days ago I received a Birmingham
+newspaper, containing a most interesting account of a preliminary
+meeting for the formation of a Reformatory School for juvenile
+delinquents.&nbsp; You are not exempt here from the honour of
+saving these poor, neglected, and wretched outcasts.&nbsp; I read
+of one infant, six years old, who has been twice as many times in
+the hands of the police as years have passed over his devoted
+head.&nbsp; These are the eggs from which gaol-birds are hatched;
+if you wish to check that dreadful brood, you must take the young
+and innocent, and have them reared by Christian hands.</p>
+<p>Lastly, I am rejoiced to find that there is on foot a scheme
+for a new Literary and Scientific Institution, which would be
+worthy even of this place, if there was nothing of the kind in
+it&mdash;an institution, as I understand it, where the words
+&ldquo;exclusion&rdquo; and &ldquo;exclusiveness&rdquo; shall be
+quite unknown&mdash;where all classes may assemble in common
+trust, respect, and confidence&mdash;where there shall be a great
+gallery of painting and statuary open to the inspection and
+admiration of all comers&mdash;where there shall be a museum of
+models in which industry may observe its various sources of
+manufacture, and the mechanic may work out new combinations, and
+arrive at new results&mdash;where the very mines under the earth
+and under the sea shall not be forgotten, but presented in little
+to the inquiring eye&mdash;an institution, in short, where many
+and many of the obstacles which now inevitably stand in the
+rugged way of the poor inventor shall be smoothed away, and
+where, if he have anything in him, he will find encouragement and
+hope.</p>
+<p>I observe with unusual interest and gratification, that a body
+of gentlemen are going for a time to lay aside their individual
+prepossessions on other subjects, and, as good citizens, are to
+be engaged in a design as patriotic as well can be.&nbsp; They
+have the intention of meeting in a few days to advance this great
+object, and I call upon you, in drinking this toast, to drink
+success to their endeavour, and to make it the pledge by all good
+means to promote it.</p>
+<p>If I strictly followed out the list of educational
+institutions in Birmingham, I should not have done here, but I
+intend to stop, merely observing that I have seen within a short
+walk of this place one of the most interesting and practical
+Institutions for the Deaf and Dumb that has ever come under my
+observation.&nbsp; I have seen in the factories and workshops of
+Birmingham such beautiful order and regularity, and such great
+consideration for the workpeople provided, that they might justly
+be entitled to be considered educational too.&nbsp; I have seen
+in your splendid Town Hall, when the cheap concerts are going on
+there, also an admirable educational institution.&nbsp; I have
+seen their results in the demeanour of your working people,
+excellently balanced by a nice instinct, as free from servility
+on the one hand, as from self-conceit on the other.&nbsp; It is a
+perfect delight to have need to ask a question, if only from the
+manner of the reply&mdash;a manner I never knew to pass unnoticed
+by an observant stranger.&nbsp; Gather up those threads, and a
+great marry more I have not touched upon, and weaving all into
+one good fabric, remember how much is included under the general
+head of the Educational Institutions of your town.</p>
+<h2><a name="page110"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+110</span>XI.<br />
+LONDON, APRIL 30, 1853.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At the annual Dinner of the Royal Academy,
+the President, Sir Charles Eastlake, proposed as a toast,
+&ldquo;The Interests of Literature,&rdquo; and selected for the
+representatives of the world of letters, the Dean of St.
+Paul&rsquo;s and Mr. Charles Dickens.&nbsp; Dean Milman having
+returned thanks.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Dickens</span> then addressed the
+President, who, it should be mentioned, occupied a large and
+handsome chair, the back covered with crimson velvet, placed just
+before Stanfield&rsquo;s picture of <i>The Victory</i>.</p>
+<p>Mr. Dickens, after tendering his acknowledgments of the toast,
+and the honour done him in associating his name with it, said
+that those acknowledgments were not the less heartfelt because he
+was unable to recognize in this toast the President&rsquo;s usual
+disinterestedness; since English literature could scarcely be
+remembered in any place, and, certainly, not in a school of art,
+without a very distinct remembrance of his own tasteful writings,
+to say nothing of that other and better part of himself, which,
+unfortunately, was not visible upon these occasions.</p>
+<p>If, like the noble Lord, the Commander-in-Chief (Viscount
+Hardinge), he (Mr. Dickens) might venture to illustrate his brief
+thanks with one word of reference to the noble picture painted by
+a very dear friend of his, which was a little eclipsed that
+evening by the radiant and rubicund chair which the President now
+so happily toned down, he would beg leave to say that, as
+literature could nowhere be more appropriately honoured than in
+that place, so he thought she could nowhere feel a higher
+gratification in the ties that bound her to the sister
+arts.&nbsp; He ever felt in that place that literature found,
+through their instrumentality, always a new expression, and in a
+universal language.</p>
+<h2><a name="page112"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+112</span>XII.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 1, 1853.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At a dinner given by the Lord Mayor at the
+Mansion House, on the above date, Mr. Justice Talfourd proposed
+as a toast &ldquo;Anglo-Saxon Literature,&rdquo; and alluded to
+Mr. Dickens as having employed fiction as a means of awakening
+attention to the condition of the oppressed and suffering
+classes:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Mr. Dickens</span> replied to this
+toast in a graceful and playful strain.&nbsp; In the former part
+of the evening, in reply to a toast on the chancery department,
+Vice-Chancellor Wood, who spoke in the absence of the Lord
+Chancellor, made a sort of defence of the Court of Chancery, not
+distinctly alluding to Bleak House, but evidently not without
+reference to it.&nbsp; The amount of what he said was, that the
+Court had received a great many more hard opinions than it
+merited; that they had been parsimoniously obliged to perform a
+great amount of business by a very inadequate number of judges;
+but that more recently the number of judges had been increased to
+seven, and there was reason to hope that all business brought
+before it would now be performed without unnecessary delay.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Dickens alluded playfully to this item of
+intelligence; said he was exceedingly happy to hear it, as he
+trusted now that a suit, in which he was greatly interested,
+would speedily come to an end.&nbsp; I heard a little
+by-conversation between Mr. Dickens and a gentleman of the bar,
+who sat opposite me, in which the latter seemed to be reiterating
+the same assertions, and I understood him to say, that a case not
+extraordinarily complicated might be got through with in three
+months.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens said he was very happy to hear it; but
+I fancied there was a little shade of incredulity in his manner;
+however, the incident showed one thing, that is, that the
+chancery were not insensible to the representations of Dickens;
+but the whole tone of the thing was quite good-natured and
+agreeable.&rdquo; <a name="citation113"></a><a
+href="#footnote113" class="citation">[113]</a></p>
+<h2><a name="page114"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+114</span>XIII.<br />
+BIRMINGHAM, DECEMBER 30, 1853.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The first of the Readings generously given by
+Mr. Charles Dickens on behalf of the Birmingham and Midland
+Institute, took place on Tuesday evening, December 27, 1853, at
+the Birmingham Town Hall, where, notwithstanding the inclemency
+of the weather, nearly two thousand persons had assembled.&nbsp;
+The work selected was the <i>Christmas Carol</i>.&nbsp; The high
+mimetic powers possessed by Mr. Dickens enabled him to personate
+with remarkable force the various characters of the story, and
+with admirable skill to pass rapidly from the hard, unbelieving
+Scrooge, to trusting and thankful Bob Cratchit, and from the
+genial fulness of Scrooge&rsquo;s nephew, to the hideous mirth of
+the party assembled in Old Joe the Ragshop-keeper&rsquo;s
+parlour.&nbsp; The reading occupied more than three hours, but so
+interested were the audience, that only one or two left the Hall
+previously to its termination, and the loud and frequent bursts
+of applause attested the successful discharge of the
+reader&rsquo;s arduous task.&nbsp; On Thursday evening Mr.
+Dickens read <i>The Cricket on the Hearth</i>.&nbsp; The Hall was
+again well ruled, and the tale, though deficient in the dramatic
+interest of the <i>Carol</i>, was listened to with attention, and
+rewarded with repeated applause.&nbsp; On Friday evening, the
+<i>Christmas Carol</i> was read a second time to a large
+assemblage of work-people, for whom, at Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s
+special request, the major part of the vast edifice was
+reserved.&nbsp; Before commencing the tale, Mr. Dickens delivered
+the following brief address, almost every sentence of which was
+received with loudly expressed applause.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My Good Friends</span>,&mdash;When I first
+imparted to the committee of the projected Institute my
+particular wish that on one of the evenings of my readings here
+the main body of my audience should be composed of working men
+and their families, I was animated by two desires; first, by the
+wish to have the great pleasure of meeting you face to face at
+this Christmas time, and accompany you myself through one of my
+little Christmas books; and second, by the wish to have an
+opportunity of stating publicly in your presence, and in the
+presence of the committee, my earnest hope that the Institute
+will, from the beginning, recognise one great
+principle&mdash;strong in reason and justice&mdash;which I
+believe to be essential to the very life of such an
+Institution.&nbsp; It is, that the working man shall, from the
+first unto the last, have a share in the management of an
+Institution which is designed for his benefit, and which calls
+itself by his name.</p>
+<p>I have no fear here of being misunderstood&mdash;of being
+supposed to mean too much in this.&nbsp; If there ever was a time
+when any one class could of itself do much for its own good, and
+for the welfare of society&mdash;which I greatly doubt&mdash;that
+time is unquestionably past.&nbsp; It is in the fusion of
+different classes, without confusion; in the bringing together of
+employers and employed; in the creating of a better common
+understanding among those whose interests are identical, who
+depend upon each other, who are vitally essential to each other,
+and who never can be in unnatural antagonism without deplorable
+results, that one of the chief principles of a Mechanics&rsquo;
+Institution should consist.&nbsp; In this world a great deal of
+the bitterness among us arises from an imperfect understanding of
+one another.&nbsp; Erect in Birmingham a great Educational
+Institution, properly educational; educational of the feelings as
+well as of the reason; to which all orders of Birmingham men
+contribute; in which all orders of Birmingham men meet; wherein
+all orders of Birmingham men are faithfully represented&mdash;and
+you will erect a Temple of Concord here which will be a model
+edifice to the whole of England.</p>
+<p>Contemplating as I do the existence of the Artisans&rsquo;
+Committee, which not long ago considered the establishment of the
+Institute so sensibly, and supported it so heartily, I earnestly
+entreat the gentlemen&mdash;earnest I know in the good work, and
+who are now among us,&mdash;by all means to avoid the great
+shortcoming of similar institutions; and in asking the working
+man for his confidence, to set him the great example and give him
+theirs in return.&nbsp; You will judge for yourselves if I
+promise too much for the working man, when I say that he will
+stand by such an enterprise with the utmost of his patience, his
+perseverance, sense, and support; that I am sure he will need no
+charitable aid or condescending patronage; but will readily and
+cheerfully pay for the advantages which it confers; that he will
+prepare himself in individual cases where he feels that the
+adverse circumstances around him have rendered it necessary; in a
+word, that he will feel his responsibility like an honest man,
+and will most honestly and manfully discharge it.&nbsp; I now
+proceed to the pleasant task to which I assure you I have looked
+forward for a long time.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>At the close of the reading Mr. Dickens received a vote of
+thanks, and &ldquo;three cheers, with three times
+three.&rdquo;&nbsp; As soon as the enthusiasm of the audience
+would allow him to speak, Mr. Dickens said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>You have heard so much of my voice since we met to-night, that
+I will only say, in acknowledgment of this affecting mark of your
+regard, that I am truly and sincerely interested in you; that any
+little service I have rendered to you I have freely rendered from
+my heart; that I hope to become an honorary member of your great
+Institution, and will meet you often there when it becomes
+practically useful; that I thank you most affectionately for this
+new mark of your sympathy and approval; and that I wish you many
+happy returns of this great birthday-time, and many prosperous
+years.</p>
+<h2><a name="page117"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+117</span>XIV.<br />
+COMMERCIAL TRAVELLERS.<br />
+LONDON, DECEMBER 30, 1854.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The following speech was made by Mr. Dickens
+at the Anniversary Dinner in commemoration of the foundation of
+the Commercial Travellers&rsquo; Schools, held at the London
+Tavern on the above date.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens presided on this
+occasion, and proposed the toasts.]</p>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">think</span> it may be assumed that most
+of us here present know something about travelling.&nbsp; I do
+not mean in distant regions or foreign countries, although I dare
+say some of us have had experience in that way, but at home, and
+within the limits of the United Kingdom.&nbsp; I dare say most of
+us have had experience of the extinct &ldquo;fast coaches,&rdquo;
+the &ldquo;Wonders,&rdquo; &ldquo;Taglionis,&rdquo; and
+&ldquo;Tallyhos,&rdquo; of other days.&nbsp; I daresay most of us
+remember certain modest postchaises, dragging us down
+interminable roads, through slush and mud, to little country
+towns with no visible population, except half-a-dozen men in
+smock-frocks, half-a-dozen women with umbrellas and pattens, and
+a washed-out dog or so shivering under the gables, to complete
+the desolate picture.&nbsp; We can all discourse, I dare say, if
+so minded, about our recollections of the &ldquo;Talbot,&rdquo;
+the &ldquo;Queen&rsquo;s Head,&rdquo; or the &ldquo;Lion&rdquo;
+of those days.&nbsp; We have all been to that room on the ground
+floor on one side of the old inn yard, not quite free from a
+certain fragrant smell of tobacco, where the cruets on the
+sideboard were usually absorbed by the skirts of the box-coats
+that hung from the wall; where awkward servants waylaid us at
+every turn, like so many human man-traps; where county members,
+framed and glazed, were eternally presenting that petition which,
+somehow or other, had made their glory in the county, although
+nothing else had ever come of it.&nbsp; Where the books in the
+windows always wanted the first, last, and middle leaves, and
+where the one man was always arriving at some unusual hour in the
+night, and requiring his breakfast at a similarly singular period
+of the day.&nbsp; I have no doubt we could all be very eloquent
+on the comforts of our favourite hotel, wherever it was&mdash;its
+beds, its stables, its vast amount of posting, its excellent
+cheese, its head waiter, its capital dishes, its pigeon-pies, or
+its 1820 port.&nbsp; Or possibly we could recal our chaste and
+innocent admiration of its landlady, or our fraternal regard for
+its handsome chambermaid.&nbsp; A celebrated domestic critic once
+writing of a famous actress, renowned for her virtue and beauty,
+gave her the character of being an &ldquo;eminently
+gatherable-to-one&rsquo;s-arms sort of person.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Perhaps some one amongst us has borne a somewhat similar tribute
+to the mental charms of the fair deities who presided at our
+hotels.</p>
+<p>With the travelling characteristics of later times, we are
+all, no doubt, equally familiar.&nbsp; We know all about that
+station to which we must take our ticket, although we never get
+there; and the other one at which we arrive after dark, certain
+to find it half a mile from the town, where the old road is sure
+to have been abolished, and the new road is going to be
+made&mdash;where the old neighbourhood has been tumbled down, and
+the new one is not half built up.&nbsp; We know all about that
+party on the platform who, with the best intentions, can do
+nothing for our luggage except pitch it into all sorts of
+unattainable places.&nbsp; We know all about that short omnibus,
+in which one is to be doubled up, to the imminent danger of the
+crown of one&rsquo;s hat; and about that fly, whose leading
+peculiarity is never to be there when it is wanted.&nbsp; We
+know, too, how instantaneously the lights of the station
+disappear when the train starts, and about that grope to the new
+Railway Hotel, which will be an excellent house when the
+customers come, but which at present has nothing to offer but a
+liberal allowance of damp mortar and new lime.</p>
+<p>I record these little incidents of home travel mainly with the
+object of increasing your interest in the purpose of this
+night&rsquo;s assemblage.&nbsp; Every traveller has a home of his
+own, and he learns to appreciate it the more from his
+wandering.&nbsp; If he has no home, he learns the same lesson
+unselfishly by turning to the homes of other men.&nbsp; He may
+have his experiences of cheerful and exciting pleasures abroad;
+but home is the best, after all, and its pleasures are the most
+heartily and enduringly prized.&nbsp; Therefore, ladies and
+gentlemen, every one must be prepared to learn that commercial
+travellers, as a body, know how to prize those domestic relations
+from which their pursuits so frequently sever them; for no one
+could possibly invent a more delightful or more convincing
+testimony to the fact than they themselves have offered in
+founding and maintaining a school for the children of deceased or
+unfortunate members of their own body; those children who now
+appeal to you in mute but eloquent terms from the gallery.</p>
+<p>It is to support that school, founded with such high and
+friendly objects, so very honourable to your calling, and so
+useful in its solid and practical results, that we are here
+to-night.&nbsp; It is to roof that building which is to shelter
+the children of your deceased friends with one crowning ornament,
+the best that any building can have, namely, a receipt stamp for
+the full amount of the cost.&nbsp; It is for this that your
+active sympathy is appealed to, for the completion of your own
+good work.&nbsp; You know how to put your hands to the plough in
+earnest as well as any men in existence, for this little book
+informs me that you raised last year no less a sum than
+&pound;8000, and while fully half of that sum consisted of new
+donations to the building fund, I find that the regular revenue
+of the charity has only suffered to the extent of
+&pound;30.&nbsp; After this, I most earnestly and sincerely say
+that were we all authors together, I might boast, if in my
+profession were exhibited the same unity and steadfastness I find
+in yours.</p>
+<p>I will not urge on you the casualties of a life of travel, or
+the vicissitudes of business, or the claims fostered by that bond
+of brotherhood which ought always to exist amongst men who are
+united in a common pursuit.&nbsp; You have already recognized
+those claims so nobly, that I will not presume to lay them before
+you in any further detail.&nbsp; Suffice it to say that I do not
+think it is in your nature to do things by halves.&nbsp; I do not
+think you could do so if you tried, and I have a moral certainty
+that you never will try.&nbsp; To those gentlemen present who are
+not members of the travellers&rsquo; body, I will say in the
+words of the French proverb, &ldquo;Heaven helps those who help
+themselves.&rdquo;&nbsp; The Commercial Travellers having helped
+themselves so gallantly, it is clear that the visitors who come
+as a sort of celestial representatives ought to bring that aid in
+their pockets which the precept teaches us to expect from
+them.&nbsp; With these few remarks, I beg to give you as a toast,
+&ldquo;Success to the Commercial Travellers&rsquo;
+School.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>In proposing the health of the Army in the Crimea, Mr. Dickens
+said:&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">It</span> does not require any
+extraordinary sagacity in a commercial assembly to appreciate the
+dire evils of war.&nbsp; The great interests of trade enfeebled
+by it, the enterprise of better times paralysed by it, all the
+peaceful arts bent down before it, too palpably indicate its
+character and results, so that far less practical intelligence
+than that by which I am surrounded would be sufficient to
+appreciate the horrors of war.&nbsp; But there are seasons when
+the evils of peace, though not so acutely felt, are immeasurably
+greater, and when a powerful nation, by admitting the right of
+any autocrat to do wrong, sows by such complicity the seeds of
+its own ruin, and overshadows itself in time to come with that
+fatal influence which great and ambitious powers are sure to
+exercise over their weaker neighbours.</p>
+<p>Therefore it is, ladies and gentlemen, that the tree has not
+its root in English ground from which the yard wand can be made
+that will measure&mdash;the mine has not its place in English
+soil that will supply the material of a pair of scales to weigh
+the influence that may be at stake in the war in which we are now
+straining all our energies.&nbsp; That war is, at any time and in
+any shape, a most dreadful and deplorable calamity, we need no
+proverb to tell us; but it is just because it is such a calamity,
+and because that calamity must not for ever be impending over us
+at the fancy of one man against all mankind, that we must not
+allow that man to darken from our view the figures of peace and
+justice between whom and us he now interposes.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, if ever there were a time when the true
+spirits of two countries were really fighting in the cause of
+human advancement and freedom&mdash;no matter what diplomatic
+notes or other nameless botherations, from number one to one
+hundred thousand and one, may have preceded their taking the
+field&mdash;if ever there were a time when noble hearts were
+deserving well of mankind by exposing themselves to the obedient
+bayonets of a rash and barbarian tyrant, it is now, when the
+faithful children of England and France are fighting so bravely
+in the Crimea.&nbsp; Those faithful children are the admiration
+and wonder of the world, so gallantly are they discharging their
+duty; and therefore I propose to an assembly, emphatically
+representing the interests and arts of peace, to drink the health
+of the Allied Armies of England and France, with all possible
+honours.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>In proposing the health of the Treasurer, Mr. Dickens
+said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>If the President of this Institution had been here, I should
+possibly have made one of the best speeches you ever heard; but
+as he is not here, I shall turn to the next toast on my
+list:&mdash;&ldquo;The health of your worthy Treasurer, Mr.
+George Moore,&rdquo; a name which is a synonym for integrity,
+enterprise, public spirit, and benevolence.&nbsp; He is one of
+the most zealous officers I ever saw in my life; he appears to me
+to have been doing nothing during the last week but rushing into
+and out of railway-carriages, and making eloquent speeches at all
+sorts of public dinners in favour of this charity.&nbsp; Last
+evening he was at Manchester, and this evening he comes here,
+sacrificing his time and convenience, and exhausting in the
+meantime the contents of two vast leaden inkstands and no end of
+pens, with the energy of fifty bankers&rsquo; clerks rolled into
+one.&nbsp; But I clearly foresee that the Treasurer will have so
+much to do to-night, such gratifying sums to acknowledge and such
+large lines of figures to write in his books, that I feel the
+greatest consideration I can show him is to propose his health
+without further observation, leaving him to address you in his
+own behalf.&nbsp; I propose to you, therefore, the health of Mr.
+George Moore, the Treasurer of this charity, and I need hardly
+add that it is one which is to be drunk with all the honours.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[Later in the evening, Mr. Dickens rose and said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>So many travellers have been going up Mont Blanc lately, both
+in fact and in fiction, that I have heard recently of a proposal
+for the establishment of a Company to employ Sir Joseph Paxton to
+take it down.&nbsp; Only one of those travellers, however, has
+been enabled to bring Mont Blanc to Piccadilly, and, by his own
+ability and good humour, so to thaw its eternal ice and snow, as
+that the most timid lady may ascend it twice a-day, &ldquo;during
+the holidays,&rdquo; without the smallest danger or
+fatigue.&nbsp; Mr. Albert Smith, who is present amongst us
+to-night, is undoubtedly &ldquo;a traveller.&rdquo;&nbsp; I do
+not know whether he takes many orders, but this I can testify, on
+behalf of the children of his friends, that he gives them in the
+most liberal manner.</p>
+<p>We have also amongst us my friend Mr. Peter Cunningham, who is
+also a traveller, not only in right of his able edition of
+Goldsmith&rsquo;s &ldquo;Traveller,&rdquo; but in right of his
+admirable Handbook, which proves him to be a traveller in the
+right spirit through all the labyrinths of London.&nbsp; We have
+also amongst us my friend Horace Mayhew, very well known also for
+his books, but especially for his genuine admiration of the
+company at that end of the room [<i>Mr. Dickens here pointed to
+the ladies gallery</i>], and who, whenever the fair sex is
+mentioned, will be found to have the liveliest personal interest
+in the conversation.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I am about to propose to you the health
+of these three distinguished visitors.&nbsp; They are all
+admirable speakers, but Mr. Albert Smith has confessed to me,
+that on fairly balancing his own merits as a speaker and a
+singer, he rather thinks he excels in the latter art.&nbsp; I
+have, therefore, yielded to his estimate of himself, and I have
+now the pleasure of informing you that he will lead off the
+speeches of the other two gentlemen with a song.&nbsp; Mr. Albert
+Smith has just said to me in an earnest tone of voice,
+&ldquo;What song would you recommend?&rdquo; and I replied,
+&ldquo;Galignani&rsquo;s Messenger.&rdquo;&nbsp; Ladies and
+gentlemen, I therefore beg to propose the health of Messrs.&nbsp;
+Albert Smith, Peter Cunningham, and Horace Mayhew, and call on
+the first-named gentleman for a song.</p>
+<h2><a name="page125"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+125</span>XV.<br />
+ADMINISTRATIVE REFORM.</h2>
+<p style="text-align: center">THEATRE ROYAL, DRURY LANE,
+WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27, 1855.</p>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">cannot</span>, I am sure, better express
+my sense of the kind reception accorded to me by this great
+assembly, than by promising to compress what I shall address to
+it within the closest possible limits.&nbsp; It is more than
+eighteen hundred years ago, since there was a set of men who
+&ldquo;thought they should be heard for their much
+speaking.&rdquo;&nbsp; As they have propagated exceedingly since
+that time, and as I observe that they flourish just now to a
+surprising extent about Westminster, I will do my best to avoid
+adding to the numbers of that prolific race.&nbsp; The noble lord
+at the head of the Government, when he wondered in Parliament
+about a week ago, that my friend, Mr. Layard, did not blush for
+having stated in this place what the whole country knows
+perfectly well to be true, and what no man in it can by
+possibility better know to be true than those disinterested
+supporters of that noble lord, who had the advantage of hearing
+him and cheering him night after night, when he first became
+premier&mdash;I mean that he did officially and habitually joke,
+at a time when this country was plunged in deep disgrace and
+distress&mdash;I say, that noble lord, when he wondered so much
+that the man of this age, who has, by his earnest and adventurous
+spirit, done the most to distinguish himself and it, did not
+blush for the tremendous audacity of having so come between the
+wind and his nobility, turned an airy period with reference to
+the private theatricals at Drury Lane Theatre.&nbsp; Now, I have
+some slight acquaintance with theatricals, private and public,
+and I will accept that figure of the noble lord.&nbsp; I will not
+say that if I wanted to form a company of Her Majesty&rsquo;s
+servants, I think I should know where to put my hand on
+&ldquo;the comic old gentleman;&rdquo; nor, that if I wanted to
+get up a pantomime, I fancy I should know what establishment to
+go to for the tricks and changes; also, for a very considerable
+host of supernumeraries, to trip one another up in that
+contention with which many of us are familiar, both on these and
+on other boards, in which the principal objects thrown about are
+loaves and fishes.&nbsp; But I will try to give the noble lord
+the reason for these private theatricals, and the reason why,
+however ardently he may desire to ring the curtain down upon
+them, there is not the faintest present hope of their coming to a
+conclusion.&nbsp; It is this:&mdash;The public theatricals which
+the noble lord is so condescending as to manage are so
+intolerably bad, the machinery is so cumbrous, the parts so
+ill-distributed, the company so full of &ldquo;walking
+gentlemen,&rdquo; the managers have such large families, and are
+so bent upon putting those families into what is theatrically
+called &ldquo;first business&rdquo;&mdash;not because of their
+aptitude for it, but because they <i>are</i> their families, that
+we find ourselves obliged to organize an opposition.&nbsp; We
+have seen the <i>Comedy of Errors</i> played so dismally like a
+tragedy that we really cannot bear it.&nbsp; We are, therefore,
+making bold to get up the <i>School of Reform</i>, and we hope,
+before the play is out, to improve that noble lord by our
+performance very considerably.&nbsp; If he object that we have no
+right to improve him without his license, we venture to claim
+that right in virtue of his orchestra, consisting of a very
+powerful piper, whom we always pay.</p>
+<p>Sir, as this is the first political meeting I have ever
+attended, and as my trade and calling is not associated with
+politics, perhaps it may be useful for me to show how I came to
+be here, because reasons similar to those which have influenced
+me may still be trembling in the balance in the minds of
+others.&nbsp; I want at all times, in full sincerity, to do my
+duty by my countrymen.&nbsp; If <i>I</i> feel an attachment
+towards them, there is nothing disinterested or meritorious in
+that, for I can never too affectionately remember the confidence
+and friendship that they have long reposed in me.&nbsp; My sphere
+of action&mdash;which I shall never change&mdash;I shall never
+overstep, further than this, or for a longer period than I do
+to-night.&nbsp; By literature I have lived, and through
+literature I have been content to serve my country; and I am
+perfectly well aware that I cannot serve two masters.&nbsp; In my
+sphere of action I have tried to understand the heavier social
+grievances, and to help to set them right.&nbsp; When the
+<i>Times</i> newspaper proved its then almost incredible case, in
+reference to the ghastly absurdity of that vast labyrinth of
+misplaced men and misdirected things, which had made England
+unable to find on the face of the earth, an enemy one-twentieth
+part so potent to effect the misery and ruin of her noble
+defenders as she has been herself, I believe that the gloomy
+silence into which the country fell was by far the darkest aspect
+in which a great people had been exhibited for many years.&nbsp;
+With shame and indignation lowering among all classes of society,
+and this new element of discord piled on the heaving basis of
+ignorance, poverty and crime, which is always below us&mdash;with
+little adequate expression of the general mind, or apparent
+understanding of the general mind, in Parliament&mdash;with the
+machinery of Government and the legislature going round and
+round, and the people fallen from it and standing aloof, as if
+they left it to its last remaining function of destroying itself,
+when it had achieved the destruction of so much that was dear to
+them&mdash;I did and do believe that the only wholesome turn
+affairs so menacing could possibly take, was, the awaking of the
+people, the outspeaking of the people, the uniting of the people
+in all patriotism and loyalty to effect a great peaceful
+constitutional change in the administration of their own
+affairs.&nbsp; At such a crisis this association arose; at such a
+crisis I joined it: considering its further case to be&mdash;if
+further case could possibly be needed&mdash;that what is
+everybody&rsquo;s business is nobody&rsquo;s business, that men
+must be gregarious in good citizenship as well as in other
+things, and that it is a law in nature that there must be a
+centre of attraction for particles to fly to, before any
+serviceable body with recognised functions can come into
+existence.&nbsp; This association has arisen, and we belong to
+it.&nbsp; What are the objections to it?&nbsp; I have heard in
+the main but three, which I will now briefly notice.&nbsp; It is
+said that it is proposed by this association to exercise an
+influence, through the constituencies, on the House of
+Commons.&nbsp; I have not the least hesitation in saying that I
+have the smallest amount of faith in the House of Commons at
+present existing and that I consider the exercise of such
+influence highly necessary to the welfare and honour of this
+country.&nbsp; I was reading no later than yesterday the book of
+Mr. Pepys, which is rather a favourite of mine, in which he, two
+hundred years ago, writing of the House of Commons, says:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;My cousin Roger Pepys tells me that it is
+matter of the greatest grief to him in the world that he should
+be put upon this trust of being a Parliament man; because he says
+nothing is done, that he can see, out of any truth and sincerity,
+but mere envy and design.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Now, how it comes to pass that after two hundred years, and
+many years after a Reform Bill, the house of Commons is so little
+changed, I will not stop to inquire.&nbsp; I will not ask how it
+happens that bills which cramp and worry the people, and restrict
+their scant enjoyments, are so easily passed, and how it happens
+that measures for their real interests are so very difficult to
+be got through Parliament.&nbsp; I will not analyse the confined
+air of the lobby, or reduce to their primitive gases its
+deadening influences on the memory of that Honourable Member who
+was once a candidate for the honour of your&mdash;and
+my&mdash;independent vote and interest.&nbsp; I will not ask what
+is that Secretarian figure, full of blandishments, standing on
+the threshold, with its finger on its lips.&nbsp; I will not ask
+how it comes that those personal altercations, involving all the
+removes and definitions of Shakespeare&rsquo;s
+Touchstone&mdash;the retort courteous&mdash;the quip
+modest&mdash;the reply churlish&mdash;the reproof
+valiant&mdash;the countercheck quarrelsome&mdash;the lie
+circumstantial and the lie direct&mdash;are of immeasurably
+greater interest in the House of Commons than the health, the
+taxation, and the education, of a whole people.&nbsp; I will not
+penetrate into the mysteries of that secret chamber in which the
+Bluebeard of Party keeps his strangled public questions, and with
+regard to which, when he gives the key to his wife, the new
+comer, he strictly charges her on no account to open the
+door.&nbsp; I will merely put it to the experience of everybody
+here, whether the House of Commons is not occasionally a little
+hard of hearing, a little dim of sight, a little slow of
+understanding, and whether, in short, it is not in a sufficiency
+invalided state to require close watching, and the occasional
+application of sharp stimulants; and whether it is not capable of
+considerable improvement?&nbsp; I believe that, in order to
+preserve it in a state of real usefulness and independence, the
+people must be very watchful and very jealous of it; and it must
+have its memory jogged; and be kept awake when it happens to have
+taken too much Ministerial narcotic; it must be trotted about,
+and must be bustled and pinched in a friendly way, as is the
+usage in such cases.&nbsp; I hold that no power can deprive us of
+the right to administer our functions as a body comprising
+electors from all parts of the country, associated together
+because their country is dearer to them than drowsy twaddle,
+unmeaning routine, or worn-out conventionalities.</p>
+<p>This brings me to objection number two.&nbsp; It is stated
+that this Association sets class against class.&nbsp; Is this
+so?&nbsp; (<i>Cries of</i> &ldquo;No.&rdquo;)&nbsp; No, it finds
+class set against class, and seeks to reconcile them.&nbsp; I
+wish to avoid placing in opposition those two
+words&mdash;Aristocracy and People.&nbsp; I am one who can
+believe in the virtues and uses of both, and would not on any
+account deprive either of a single just right belonging to
+it.&nbsp; I will use, instead of these words, the terms, the
+governors and the governed.&nbsp; These two bodies the
+Association finds with a gulf between them, in which are lying,
+newly-buried, thousands on thousands of the bravest and most
+devoted men that even England ever bred.&nbsp; It is to prevent
+the recurrence of innumerable smaller evils, of which, unchecked,
+that great calamity was the crowning height and the necessary
+consummation, and to bring together those two fronts looking now
+so strangely at each other, that this Association seeks to help
+to bridge over that abyss, with a structure founded on common
+justice and supported by common sense.&nbsp; Setting class
+against class!&nbsp; That is the very parrot prattle that we have
+so long heard.&nbsp; Try its justice by the following
+example:&mdash;A respectable gentleman had a large establishment,
+and a great number of servants, who were good for nothing, who,
+when he asked them to give his children bread, gave them stones;
+who, when they were told to give those children fish, gave them
+serpents.&nbsp; When they were ordered to send to the East, they
+sent to the West; when they ought to have been serving dinner in
+the North, they were consulting exploded cookery books in the
+South; who wasted, destroyed, tumbled over one another when
+required to do anything, and were bringing everything to
+ruin.&nbsp; At last the respectable gentleman calls his house
+steward, and says, even then more in sorrow than in anger,
+&ldquo;This is a terrible business; no fortune can stand
+it&mdash;no mortal equanimity can bear it!&nbsp; I must change my
+system; I must obtain servants who will do their
+duty.&rdquo;&nbsp; The house steward throws up his eyes in pious
+horror, ejaculates &ldquo;Good God, master, you are setting class
+against class!&rdquo; and then rushes off into the
+servants&rsquo; hall, and delivers a long and melting oration on
+that wicked feeling.</p>
+<p>I now come to the third objection, which is common among young
+gentlemen who are not particularly fit for anything but spending
+money which they have not got.&nbsp; It is usually comprised in
+the observation, &ldquo;How very extraordinary it is that these
+Administrative Reform fellows can&rsquo;t mind their own
+business.&rdquo;&nbsp; I think it will occur to all that a very
+sufficient mode of disposing of this objection is to say, that it
+is our own business we mind when we come forward in this way, and
+it is to prevent it from being mismanaged by them.&nbsp; I
+observe from the Parliamentary debates&mdash;which have of late,
+by-the-bye, frequently suggested to me that there is this
+difference between the bull of Spain the bull of Nineveh, that,
+whereas, in the Spanish case, the bull rushes at the scarlet, in
+the Ninevite case, the scarlet rushes at the bull&mdash;I have
+observed from the Parliamentary debates that, by a curious
+fatality, there has been a great deal of the reproof valiant and
+the counter-check quarrelsome, in reference to every case,
+showing the necessity of Administrative Reform, by whomsoever
+produced, whensoever, and wheresoever.&nbsp; I daresay I should
+have no difficulty in adding two or three cases to the list,
+which I know to be true, and which I have no doubt would be
+contradicted, but I consider it a work of supererogation; for, if
+the people at large be not already convinced that a sufficient
+general case has been made out for Administrative Reform, I think
+they never can be, and they never will be.&nbsp; There is,
+however, an old indisputable, very well known story, which has so
+pointed a moral at the end of it that I will substitute it for a
+new case: by doing of which I may avoid, I hope, the sacred wrath
+of St. Stephen&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Ages ago a savage mode of keeping
+accounts on notched sticks was introduced into the Court of
+Exchequer, and the accounts were kept, much as Robinson Crusoe
+kept his calendar on the desert island.&nbsp; In the course of
+considerable revolutions of time, the celebrated Cocker was born,
+and died; Walkinghame, of the Tutor&rsquo;s Assistant, and well
+versed in figures, was also born, and died; a multitude of
+accountants, book-keepers, and actuaries, were born, and
+died.&nbsp; Still official routine inclined to these notched
+sticks, as if they were pillars of the constitution, and still
+the Exchequer accounts continued to be kept on certain splints of
+elm wood called &ldquo;tallies.&rdquo;&nbsp; In the reign of
+George III. an inquiry was made by some revolutionary spirit,
+whether pens, ink, and paper, slates and pencils, being in
+existence, this obstinate adherence to an obsolete custom ought
+to be continued, and whether a change ought not to be
+effected.</p>
+<p>All the red tape in the country grew redder at the bare
+mention of this bold and original conception, and it took till
+1826 to get these sticks abolished.&nbsp; In 1834 it was found
+that there was a considerable accumulation of them; and the
+question then arose, what was to be done with such worn-out,
+worm-eaten, rotten old bits of wood?&nbsp; I dare say there was a
+vast amount of minuting, memoranduming, and despatch-boxing, on
+this mighty subject.&nbsp; The sticks were housed at Westminster,
+and it would naturally occur to any intelligent person that
+nothing could be easier than to allow them to be carried away for
+fire-wood by the miserable people who live in that
+neighbourhood.&nbsp; However, they never had been useful, and
+official routine required that they never should be, and so the
+order went forth that they were to be privately and
+confidentially burnt.&nbsp; It came to pass that they were burnt
+in a stove in the House of Lords.&nbsp; The stove, overgorged
+with these preposterous sticks, set fire to the panelling; the
+panelling set fire to the House of Lords; the House of Lords set
+fire to the House of Commons; the two houses were reduced to
+ashes; architects were called in to build others; we are now in
+the second million of the cost thereof; the national pig is not
+nearly over the stile yet; and the little old woman, Britannia,
+hasn&rsquo;t got home to-night.</p>
+<p>Now, I think we may reasonably remark, in conclusion, that all
+obstinate adherence to rubbish which the time has long outlived,
+is certain to have in the soul of it more or less that is
+pernicious and destructive; and that will some day set fire to
+something or other; which, if given boldly to the winds would
+have been harmless; but which, obstinately retained, is
+ruinous.&nbsp; I believe myself that when Administrative Reform
+goes up it will be idle to hope to put it down, on this or that
+particular instance.&nbsp; The great, broad, and true cause that
+our public progress is far behind our private progress, and that
+we are not more remarkable for our private wisdom and success in
+matters of business than we are for our public folly and failure,
+I take to be as clearly established as the sun, moon, and
+stars.&nbsp; To set this right, and to clear the way in the
+country for merit everywhere: accepting it equally whether it be
+aristocratic or democratic, only asking whether it be honest or
+true, is, I take it, the true object of this Association.&nbsp;
+This object it seeks to promote by uniting together large numbers
+of the people, I hope, of all conditions, to the end that they
+may better comprehend, bear in mind, understand themselves, and
+impress upon others, the common public duty.&nbsp; Also, of which
+there is great need, that by keeping a vigilant eye on the
+skirmishers thrown out from time to time by the Party of
+Generals, they may see that their feints and man&oelig;uvres do
+not oppress the small defaulters and release the great, and that
+they do not gull the public with a mere field-day Review of
+Reform, instead of an earnest, hard-fought Battle.&nbsp; I have
+had no consultation with any one upon the subject, but I
+particularly wish that the directors may devise some means of
+enabling intelligent working men to join this body, on easier
+terms than subscribers who have larger resources.&nbsp; I could
+wish to see great numbers of them belong to us, because I
+sincerely believe that it would be good for the common weal.</p>
+<p>Said the noble Lord at the head of the Government, when Mr.
+Layard asked him for a day for his motion, &ldquo;Let the hon.
+gentleman find a day for himself.&rdquo;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Now, in the names of all the gods at
+once,<br />
+Upon what meat doth this our C&aelig;sar feed<br />
+That he is grown so great?&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>If our C&aelig;sar will excuse me, I would take the liberty of
+reversing that cool and lofty sentiment, and I would say,
+&ldquo;First Lord, your duty it is to see that no man is left to
+find a day for himself.&nbsp; See you, who take the
+responsibility of government, who aspire to it, live for it,
+intrigue for it, scramble for it, who hold to it tooth-and-nail
+when you can get it, see you that no man is left to find a day
+for himself.&nbsp; In this old country, with its seething
+hard-worked millions, its heavy taxes, its swarms of ignorant,
+its crowds of poor, and its crowds of wicked, woe the day when
+the dangerous man shall find a day for himself, because the head
+of the Government failed in his duty in not anticipating it by a
+brighter and a better one!&nbsp; Name you the day, First Lord;
+make a day; work for a day beyond your little time, Lord
+Palmerston, and History in return may then&mdash;not
+otherwise&mdash;find a day for you; a day equally associated with
+the contentment of the loyal, patient, willing-hearted English
+people, and with the happiness of your Royal Mistress and her
+fair line of children.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page136"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+136</span>XVI.<br />
+SHEFFIELD, DECEMBER 22, 1855.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On Saturday Evening Mr. Charles Dickens read
+his Christmas Carol in the Mechanics&rsquo; Hall in behalf of the
+funds of the Institute.</p>
+<p class="gutsumm">After the reading the Mayor said, he had been
+charged by a few gentlemen in Sheffield to present to Mr. Dickens
+for his acceptance a very handsome service of table cutlery, a
+pair of razors, and a pair of fish carvers, as some substantial
+manifestation of their gratitude to Mr. Dickens for his kindness
+in coming to Sheffield.&nbsp; Henceforth the Christmas of 1855
+would be associated in his mind with the name of that
+gentleman.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Charles Dickens</span>, in receiving
+the presentation, said, he accepted with heartfelt delight and
+cordial gratitude such beautiful specimens of
+Sheffield-workmanship; and he begged to assure them that the kind
+observations which had been made by the Mayor, and the way in
+which they had been responded to by that assembly, would never be
+obliterated from his remembrance.&nbsp; The present testified not
+only to the work of Sheffield hands, but to the warmth and
+generosity of Sheffield hearts.&nbsp; It was his earnest desire
+to do right by his readers, and to leave imaginative and popular
+literature associated with the private homes and public rights of
+the people of England.&nbsp; The case of cutlery with which he
+had been so kindly presented, should be retained as an heirloom
+in his family; and he assured them that he should ever be
+faithful to his death to the principles which had earned for him
+their approval.&nbsp; In taking his reluctant leave of them, he
+wished them many merry Christmases, and many happy new years.</p>
+<h2><a name="page138"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+138</span>XVII.<br />
+LONDON, FEBRUARY 9, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At the Anniversary Festival of the Hospital
+for Sick Children, on Tuesday, February the 9th, 1858, about one
+hundred and fifty gentlemen sat down to dinner, in the
+Freemasons&rsquo; Hall.&nbsp; Later in the evening all the seats
+in the gallery were filled with ladies interested in the success
+of the Hospital.&nbsp; After the usual loyal and other toasts,
+the Chairman, Mr. Dickens, proposed &ldquo;Prosperity to the
+Hospital for Sick Children,&rdquo; and said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;It is
+one of my rules in life not to believe a man who may happen to
+tell me that he feels no interest in children.&nbsp; I hold
+myself bound to this principle by all kind consideration, because
+I know, as we all must, that any heart which could really toughen
+its affections and sympathies against those dear little people
+must be wanting in so many humanising experiences of innocence
+and tenderness, as to be quite an unsafe monstrosity among
+men.&nbsp; Therefore I set the assertion down, whenever I happen
+to meet with it&mdash;which is sometimes, though not
+often&mdash;as an idle word, originating possibly in the genteel
+languor of the hour, and meaning about as much as that knowing
+social lassitude, which has used up the cardinal virtues and
+quite found out things in general, usually does mean.&nbsp; I
+suppose it may be taken for granted that we, who come together in
+the name of children and for the sake of children, acknowledge
+that we have an interest in them; indeed, I have observed since I
+sit down here that we are quite in a childlike state altogether,
+representing an infant institution, and not even yet a grown-up
+company.&nbsp; A few years are necessary to the increase of our
+strength and the expansion of our figure; and then these tables,
+which now have a few tucks in them, will be let out, and then
+this hall, which now sits so easily upon us, will be too tight
+and small for us.&nbsp; Nevertheless, it is likely that even we
+are not without our experience now and then of spoilt
+children.&nbsp; I do not mean of our own spoilt children, because
+nobody&rsquo;s own children ever were spoilt, but I mean the
+disagreeable children of our particular friends.&nbsp; We know by
+experience what it is to have them down after dinner, and, across
+the rich perspective of a miscellaneous dessert to see, as in a
+black dose darkly, the family doctor looming in the
+distance.&nbsp; We know, I have no doubt we all know, what it is
+to assist at those little maternal anecdotes and table
+entertainments illustrated with imitations and descriptive
+dialogue which might not be inaptly called, after the manner of
+my friend Mr. Albert Smith, the toilsome ascent of Miss Mary and
+the eruption (cutaneous) of Master Alexander.&nbsp; We know what
+it is when those children won&rsquo;t go to bed; we know how they
+prop their eyelids open with their forefingers when they will sit
+up; how, when they become fractious, they say aloud that they
+don&rsquo;t like us, and our nose is too long, and why
+don&rsquo;t we go?&nbsp; And we are perfectly acquainted with
+those kicking bundles which are carried off at last
+protesting.&nbsp; An eminent eye-witness told me that he was one
+of a company of learned pundits who assembled at the house of a
+very distinguished philosopher of the last generation to hear him
+expound his stringent views concerning infant education and early
+mental development, and he told me that while the philosopher did
+this in very beautiful and lucid language, the
+philosopher&rsquo;s little boy, for his part, edified the
+assembled sages by dabbling up to the elbows in an apple pie
+which had been provided for their entertainment, having
+previously anointed his hair with the syrup, combed it with his
+fork, and brushed it with his spoon.&nbsp; It is probable that we
+also have our similar experiences sometimes, of principles that
+are not quite practice, and that we know people claiming to be
+very wise and profound about nations of men who show themselves
+to be rather weak and shallow about units of babies.</p>
+<p>But, ladies and gentlemen, the spoilt children whom I have to
+present to you after this dinner of to-day are not of this
+class.&nbsp; I have glanced at these for the easier and lighter
+introduction of another, a very different, a far more numerous,
+and a far more serious class.&nbsp; The spoilt children whom I
+must show you are the spoilt children of the poor in this great
+city, the children who are, every year, for ever and ever
+irrevocably spoilt out of this breathing life of ours by tens of
+thousands, but who may in vast numbers be preserved if you,
+assisting and not contravening the ways of Providence, will help
+to save them.&nbsp; The two grim nurses, Poverty and Sickness,
+who bring these children before you, preside over their births,
+rock their wretched cradles, nail down their little coffins, pile
+up the earth above their graves.&nbsp; Of the annual deaths in
+this great town, their unnatural deaths form more than
+one-third.&nbsp; I shall not ask you, according to the custom as
+to the other class&mdash;I shall not ask you on behalf of these
+children to observe how good they are, how pretty they are, how
+clever they are, how promising they are, whose beauty they most
+resemble&mdash;I shall only ask you to observe how weak they are,
+and how like death they are!&nbsp; And I shall ask you, by the
+remembrance of everything that lies between your own infancy and
+that so miscalled second childhood when the child&rsquo;s graces
+are gone and nothing but its helplessness remains; I shall ask
+you to turn your thoughts to <i>these</i> spoilt children in the
+sacred names of Pity and Compassion.</p>
+<p>Some years ago, being in Scotland, I went with one of the most
+humane members of the humane medical profession, on a morning
+tour among some of the worst lodged inhabitants of the old town
+of Edinburgh.&nbsp; In the closes and wynds of that picturesque
+place&mdash;I am sorry to remind you what fast friends
+picturesqueness and typhus often are&mdash;we saw more poverty
+and sickness in an hour than many people would believe in a
+life.&nbsp; Our way lay from one to another of the most wretched
+dwellings, reeking with horrible odours; shut out from the sky,
+shut out from the air, mere pits and dens.&nbsp; In a room in one
+of these places, where there was an empty porridge-pot on the
+cold hearth, with a ragged woman and some ragged children
+crouching on the bare ground near it&mdash;where, I remember as I
+speak, that the very light, refracted from a high damp-stained
+and time-stained house-wall, came trembling in, as if the fever
+which had shaken everything else there had shaken even
+it&mdash;there lay, in an old egg-box which the mother had begged
+from a shop, a little feeble, wasted, wan, sick child.&nbsp; With
+his little wasted face, and his little hot, worn hands folded
+over his breast, and his little bright, attentive eyes, I can see
+him now, as I have seen him for several years, look in steadily
+at us.&nbsp; There he lay in his little frail box, which was not
+at all a bad emblem of the little body from which he was slowly
+parting&mdash;there he lay, quite quiet, quite patient, saying
+never a word.&nbsp; He seldom cried, the mother said; he seldom
+complained; &ldquo;he lay there, seemin&rsquo; to woonder what it
+was a&rsquo; aboot.&rdquo;&nbsp; God knows, I thought, as I stood
+looking at him, he had his reasons for wondering&mdash;reasons
+for wondering how it could possibly come to be that he lay there,
+left alone, feeble and full of pain, when he ought to have been
+as bright and as brisk as the birds that never got near
+him&mdash;reasons for wondering how he came to be left there, a
+little decrepid old man pining to death, quite a thing of course,
+as if there were no crowds of healthy and happy children playing
+on the grass under the summer&rsquo;s sun within a stone&rsquo;s
+throw of him, as if there were no bright, moving sea on the other
+side of the great hill overhanging the city; as if there were no
+great clouds rushing over it; as if there were no life, and
+movement, and vigour anywhere in the world&mdash;nothing but
+stoppage and decay.&nbsp; There he lay looking at us, saying, in
+his silence, more pathetically than I have ever heard anything
+said by any orator in my life, &ldquo;Will you please to tell me
+what this means, strange man? and if you can give me any good
+reason why I should be so soon, so far advanced on my way to Him
+who said that children were to come into His presence and were
+not to be forbidden, but who scarcely meant, I think, that they
+should come by this hard road by which I am travelling; pray give
+that reason to me, for I seek it very earnestly and wonder about
+it very much;&rdquo; and to my mind he has been wondering about
+it ever since.&nbsp; Many a poor child, sick and neglected, I
+have seen since that time in this London; many a poor sick child
+I have seen most affectionately and kindly tended by poor people,
+in an unwholesome house and under untoward circumstances, wherein
+its recovery was quite impossible; but at all such times I have
+seen my poor little drooping friend in his egg-box, and he has
+always addressed his dumb speech to me, and I have always found
+him wondering what it meant, and why, in the name of a gracious
+God, such things should be!</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, such things need not be, and will
+not be, if this company, which is a drop of the life-blood of the
+great compassionate public heart, will only accept the means of
+rescue and prevention which it is mine to offer.&nbsp; Within a
+quarter of a mile of this place where I speak, stands a courtly
+old house, where once, no doubt, blooming children were born, and
+grew up to be men and women, and married, and brought their own
+blooming children back to patter up the old oak staircase which
+stood but the other day, and to wonder at the old oak carvings on
+the chimney-pieces.&nbsp; In the airy wards into which the old
+state drawing-rooms and family bedchambers of that house are now
+converted are such little patients that the attendant nurses look
+like reclaimed giantesses, and the kind medical practitioner like
+an amiable Christian ogre.&nbsp; Grouped about the little low
+tables in the centre of the rooms are such tiny convalescents
+that they seem to be playing at having been ill.&nbsp; On the
+doll&rsquo;s beds are such diminutive creatures that each poor
+sufferer is supplied with its tray of toys; and, looking round,
+you may see how the little tired, flushed cheek has toppled over
+half the brute creation on its way into the ark; or how one
+little dimpled arm has mowed down (as I saw myself) the whole tin
+soldiery of Europe.&nbsp; On the walls of these rooms are
+graceful, pleasant, bright, childish pictures.&nbsp; At the
+bed&rsquo;s heads, are pictures of the figure which is the
+universal embodiment of all mercy and compassion, the figure of
+Him who was once a child himself, and a poor one.&nbsp; Besides
+these little creatures on the beds, you may learn in that place
+that the number of small Out-patients brought to that house for
+relief is no fewer than ten thousand in the compass of one single
+year.&nbsp; In the room in which these are received, you may see
+against the wall a box, on which it is written, that it has been
+calculated, that if every grateful mother who brings a child
+there will drop a penny into it, the Hospital funds may possibly
+be increased in a year by so large a sum as forty pounds.&nbsp;
+And you may read in the Hospital Report, with a glow of pleasure,
+that these poor women are so respondent as to have made, even in
+a toiling year of difficulty and high prices, this estimated
+forty, fifty pounds.&nbsp; In the printed papers of this same
+Hospital, you may read with what a generous earnestness the
+highest and wisest members of the medical profession testify to
+the great need of it; to the immense difficulty of treating
+children in the same hospitals with grown-up people, by reason of
+their different ailments and requirements, to the vast amount of
+pain that will be assuaged, and of life that will be saved,
+through this Hospital; not only among the poor, observe, but
+among the prosperous too, by reason of the increased knowledge of
+children&rsquo;s illnesses, which cannot fail to arise from a
+more systematic mode of studying them.&nbsp; Lastly, gentlemen,
+and I am sorry to say, worst of all&mdash;(for I must present no
+rose-coloured picture of this place to you&mdash;I must not
+deceive you;) lastly, the visitor to this Children&rsquo;s
+Hospital, reckoning up the number of its beds, will find himself
+perforce obliged to stop at very little over thirty; and will
+learn, with sorrow and surprise, that even that small number, so
+forlornly, so miserably diminutive, compared with this vast
+London, cannot possibly be maintained, unless the Hospital be
+made better known; I limit myself to saying better known, because
+I will not believe that in a Christian community of fathers and
+mothers, and brothers and sisters, it can fail, being better
+known, to be well and richly endowed.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, this, without a word of
+adornment&mdash;which I resolved when I got up not to allow
+myself&mdash;this is the simple case.&nbsp; This is the pathetic
+case which I have to put to you; not only on behalf of the
+thousands of children who annually die in this great city, but
+also on behalf of the thousands of children who live half
+developed, racked with preventible pain, shorn of their natural
+capacity for health and enjoyment.&nbsp; If these innocent
+creatures cannot move you for themselves, how can I possibly hope
+to move you in their name?&nbsp; The most delightful paper, the
+most charming essay, which the tender imagination of Charles Lamb
+conceived, represents him as sitting by his fireside on a winter
+night telling stories to his own dear children, and delighting in
+their society, until he suddenly comes to his old, solitary,
+bachelor self, and finds that they were but dream-children who
+might have been, but never were.&nbsp; &ldquo;We are
+nothing,&rdquo; they say to him; &ldquo;less than nothing, and
+dreams.&nbsp; We are only what might have been, and we must wait
+upon the tedious shore of Lethe, millions of ages, before we have
+existence and a name.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;And immediately
+awaking,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;I found myself in my arm
+chair.&rdquo;&nbsp; The dream-children whom I would now raise, if
+I could, before every one of you, according to your various
+circumstances, should be the dear child you love, the dearer
+child you have lost, the child you might have had, the child you
+certainly have been.&nbsp; Each of these dream-children should
+hold in its powerful hand one of the little children now lying in
+the Child&rsquo;s Hospital, or now shut out of it to
+perish.&nbsp; Each of these dream-children should say to you,
+&ldquo;O, help this little suppliant in my name; O, help it for
+my sake!&rdquo;&nbsp; Well!&mdash;And immediately awaking, you
+should find yourselves in the Freemasons&rsquo; Hall, happily
+arrived at the end of a rather long speech, drinking
+&ldquo;Prosperity to the Hospital for Sick Children,&rdquo; and
+thoroughly resolved that it shall flourish.</p>
+<h2><a name="page146"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+146</span>XVIII.<br />
+EDINBURGH, MARCH, 26, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above date Mr. Dickens gave a reading
+of his Christmas Carol in the Music Hall, before the members and
+subscribers of the Philosophical Institution.&nbsp; At the
+conclusion of the reading the Lord Provost of Edinburgh presented
+him with a massive silver wassail cup.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens
+acknowledged the tribute as follows:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My Lord Provost</span>, ladies, and
+gentlemen, I beg to assure you I am deeply sensible of your kind
+welcome, and of this beautiful and great surprise; and that I
+thank you cordially with all my heart.&nbsp; I never have
+forgotten, and I never can forget, that I have the honour to be a
+burgess and guild-brother of the Corporation of Edinburgh.&nbsp;
+As long as sixteen or seventeen years ago, the first great public
+recognition and encouragement I ever received was bestowed on me
+in this generous and magnificent city&mdash;in this city so
+distinguished in literature and so distinguished in the
+arts.&nbsp; You will readily believe that I have carried into the
+various countries I have since traversed, and through all my
+subsequent career, the proud and affectionate remembrance of that
+eventful epoch in my life; and that coming back to Edinburgh is
+to me like coming home.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, you have heard so much of my voice
+to-night, that I will not inflict on you the additional task of
+hearing any more.&nbsp; I am better reconciled to limiting myself
+to these very few words, because I know and feel full well that
+no amount of speech to which I could give utterance could
+possibly express my sense of the honour and distinction you have
+conferred on me, or the heartfelt gratification I derive from
+this reception.</p>
+<h2><a name="page148"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+148</span>XIX.<br />
+LONDON, MARCH 29, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At the thirteenth anniversary festival of the
+General Theatrical Fund, held at the Freemasons&rsquo; Tavern, at
+which Thackeray presided, Mr. Dickens made the following
+speech:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span> our theatrical experience as
+playgoers we are all equally accustomed to predict by certain
+little signs and portents on the stage what is going to happen
+there.&nbsp; When the young lady, an admiral&rsquo;s daughter, is
+left alone to indulge in a short soliloquy, and certain smart
+spirit-rappings are heard to proceed immediately from beneath her
+feet, we foretell that a song is impending.&nbsp; When two
+gentlemen enter, for whom, by a happy coincidence, two chairs,
+and no more, are in waiting, we augur a conversation, and that it
+will assume a retrospective biographical character.&nbsp; When
+any of the performers who belong to the sea-faring or marauding
+professions are observed to arm themselves with very small swords
+to which are attached very large hilts, we predict that the
+affair will end in a combat.&nbsp; Carrying out the association
+of ideas, it may have occurred to some that when I asked my old
+friend in the chair to allow me to propose a toast I had him in
+my eye; and I have him now on my lips.</p>
+<p>The duties of a trustee of the Theatrical Fund, an office
+which I hold, are not so frequent or so great as its
+privileges.&nbsp; He is in fact a mere walking gentleman, with
+the melancholy difference that he has no one to love.&nbsp; If
+this advantage could be added to his character it would be one of
+a more agreeable nature than it is, and his forlorn position
+would be greatly improved.&nbsp; His duty is to call every half
+year at the bankers&rsquo;, when he signs his name in a large
+greasy inconvenient book, to certain documents of which he knows
+nothing, and then he delivers it to the property man and exits
+anywhere.</p>
+<p>He, however, has many privileges.&nbsp; It is one of his
+privileges to watch the steady growth of an institution in which
+he takes great interest; it is one of his privileges to bear his
+testimony to the prudence, the goodness, the self-denial, and the
+excellence of a class of persons who have been too long
+depreciated, and whose virtues are too much denied, out of the
+depths of an ignorant and stupid superstition.&nbsp; And lastly,
+it is one of his privileges sometimes to be called on to propose
+the health of the chairman at the annual dinners of the
+institution, when that chairman is one for whose genius he
+entertains the warmest admiration, and whom he respects as a
+friend, and as one who does honour to literature, and in whom
+literature is honoured.&nbsp; I say when that is the case, he
+feels that this last privilege is a great and high one.&nbsp;
+From the earliest days of this institution I have ventured to
+impress on its managers, that they would consult its credit and
+success by choosing its chairmen as often as possible within the
+circle of literature and the arts; and I will venture to say that
+no similar institution has been presided over by so many
+remarkable and distinguished men.&nbsp; I am sure, however, that
+it never has had, and that it never will have, simply because it
+cannot have, a greater lustre cast upon it than by the presence
+of the noble English writer who fills the chair to-night.</p>
+<p>It is not for me at this time, and in this place, to take on
+myself to flutter before you the well-thumbed pages of Mr.
+Thackeray&rsquo;s books, and to tell you to observe how full they
+are of wit and wisdom, how out-speaking, and how devoid of fear
+or favour; but I will take leave to remark, in paying my due
+homage and respect to them, that it is fitting that such a writer
+and such an institution should be brought together.&nbsp; Every
+writer of fiction, although he may not adopt the dramatic form,
+writes in effect for the stage.&nbsp; He may never write plays;
+but the truth and passion which are in him must be more or less
+reflected in the great mirror which he holds up to nature.&nbsp;
+Actors, managers, and authors are all represented in this
+company, and it maybe supposed that they all have studied the
+deep wants of the human heart in many theatres; but none of them
+could have studied its mysterious workings in any theatre to
+greater advantage than in the bright and airy pages of <i>Vanity
+Fair</i>.&nbsp; To this skilful showman, who has so often
+delighted us, and who has charmed us again to-night, we have now
+to wish God speed, and that he may continue for many years <a
+name="citation150"></a><a href="#footnote150"
+class="citation">[150]</a> to exercise his potent art.&nbsp; To
+him fill a bumper toast, and fervently utter, God bless him!</p>
+<h2><a name="page151"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+151</span>XX.<br />
+LONDON, APRIL 29, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The reader will already have observed that in
+the Christmas week of 1853, and on several subsequent occasions,
+Mr. Dickens had read the <i>Christmas Carol</i> and the
+<i>Chimes</i> before public audiences, but always in aid of the
+funds of some institution, or for other benevolent
+purposes.&nbsp; The first reading he ever gave for his own
+benefit took place on the above date, in St. Martin&rsquo;s Hall,
+(now converted into the Queen&rsquo;s Theatre).&nbsp; This
+reading Mr. Dickens prefaced with the following
+speech:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;It may
+perhaps be in known to you that, for a few years past, I have
+been accustomed occasionally to read some of my shorter books, to
+various audiences, in aid of a variety of good objects, and at
+some charge to myself, both in time and money.&nbsp; It having at
+length become impossible in any reason to comply with these
+always accumulating demands, I have had definitively to choose
+between now and then reading on my own account, as one of my
+recognised occupations, or not reading at all.&nbsp; I have had
+little or no difficulty in deciding on the former course.&nbsp;
+The reasons that have led me to it&mdash;besides the
+consideration that it necessitates no departure whatever from the
+chosen pursuits of my life&mdash;are threefold: firstly, I have
+satisfied myself that it can involve no possible compromise of
+the credit and independence of literature; secondly, I have long
+held the opinion, and have long acted on the opinion, that in
+these times whatever brings a public man and his public face to
+face, on terms of mutual confidence and respect, is a good thing;
+thirdly, I have had a pretty large experience of the interest my
+hearers are so generous as to take in these occasions, and of the
+delight they give to me, as a tried means of strengthening those
+relations&mdash;I may almost say of personal
+friendship&mdash;which it is my great privilege and pride, as it
+is my great responsibility, to hold with a multitude of persons
+who will never hear my voice nor see my face.&nbsp; Thus it is
+that I come, quite naturally, to be here among you at this time;
+and thus it is that I proceed to read this little book, quite as
+composedly as I might proceed to write it, or to publish it in
+any other way.</p>
+<h2><a name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+153</span>XXI.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 1, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The following short speech was made at the
+Banquet of the Royal Academy, after the health of Mr. Dickens and
+Mr. Thackeray had been proposed by the President, Sir Charles
+Eastlake:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Following</span> the order of your toast,
+I have to take the first part in the duet to be performed in
+acknowledgment of the compliment you have paid to
+literature.&nbsp; In this home of art I feel it to be too much an
+interchange of compliments, as it were, between near relations,
+to enter into any lengthened expression of our thanks for the
+honour you have done us.&nbsp; I feel that it would be changing
+this splendid assembly into a sort of family party.&nbsp; I may,
+however, take leave to say that your sister, whom I represent, is
+strong and healthy; that she has a very great affection for, and
+an undying interest in you, and that it is always a very great
+gratification to her to see herself so well remembered within
+these walls, and to know that she is an honoured guest at your
+hospitable board.</p>
+<h2><a name="page132"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+132</span>XXII.<br />
+LONDON, JULY 21, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above date, a public meeting was held
+at the Princess&rsquo;s Theatre, for the purpose of establishing
+the now famous Royal Dramatic College.&nbsp; Mr. Charles Kean was
+the chairman, and Mr. Dickens delivered the following
+speech:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;I think
+I may venture to congratulate you beforehand on the pleasant
+circumstance that the movers and seconders of the resolutions
+which will be submitted to you will, probably, have very little
+to say.&nbsp; Through the Report which you have heard read, and
+through the comprehensive address of the chairman, the cause
+which brings us together has been so very clearly stated to you,
+that it can stand in need of very little, if of any further
+exposition.&nbsp; But, as I have the honour to move the first
+resolution which this handsome gift, and the vigorous action that
+must be taken upon it, necessitate, I think I shall only give
+expression to what is uppermost in the general mind here, if I
+venture to remark that, many as the parts are in which Mr. Kean
+has distinguished himself on these boards, he has never appeared
+in one in which the large spirit of an artist, the feeling of a
+man, and the grace of a gentleman, have been more admirably
+blended than in this day&rsquo;s faithful adherence to the
+calling of which he is a prosperous ornament, and in this
+day&rsquo;s manly advocacy of its cause.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the resolution entrusted to me is:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That the Report of the provisional committee be
+adopted, and that this meeting joyfully accepts, and gratefully
+acknowledges, the gift of five acres of land referred to in the
+said Report.&rdquo; <a name="citation153"></a><a
+href="#footnote153" class="citation">[153]</a></p>
+<p>It is manifest, I take it, that we are all agreed upon this
+acceptance and acknowledgment, and that we all know very well
+that this generous gift can inspire but one sentiment in the
+breast of every lover of the dramatic art.&nbsp; As it is far too
+often forgotten by those who are indebted to it for many a
+restorative flight out of this working-day world, that the silks,
+and velvets, and elegant costumes of its professors must be every
+night exchanged for the hideous coats and waistcoats of the
+present day, in which we have now the honour and the misfortune
+of appearing before you, so when we do meet with a nature so
+considerably generous as this donor&rsquo;s, and do find an
+interest in the real life and struggles of the people who have
+delighted it, so very spontaneous and so very liberal, we have
+nothing to do but to accept and to admire, we have no duty left
+but to &ldquo;take the goods the gods provide us,&rdquo; and to
+make the best and the most of them.&nbsp; Ladies and gentlemen,
+allow me to remark, that in this mode of turning a good gift to
+the highest account, lies the truest gratitude.</p>
+<p>In reference to this, I could not but reflect, whilst Mr. Kean
+was speaking, that in an hour or two from this time, the spot
+upon which we are now assembled will be transformed into the
+scene of a crafty and a cruel bond.&nbsp; I know that, a few
+hours hence, the Grand Canal of Venice will flow, with
+picturesque fidelity, on the very spot where I now stand dryshod,
+and that &ldquo;the quality of mercy&rdquo; will be beautifully
+stated to the Venetian Council by a learned young doctor from
+Padua, on these very boards on which we now enlarge upon the
+quality of charity and sympathy.&nbsp; Knowing this, it came into
+my mind to consider how different the real bond of to-day from
+the ideal bond of to-night.&nbsp; Now, all generosity, all
+forbearance, all forgetfulness of little jealousies and unworthy
+divisions, all united action for the general good.&nbsp; Then,
+all selfishness, all malignity, all cruelty, all revenge, and all
+evil,&mdash;now all good.&nbsp; Then, a bond to be broken within
+the compass of a few&mdash;three or four&mdash;swiftly passing
+hours,&mdash;now, a bond to be valid and of good effect
+generations hence.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, of the execution and delivery of this
+bond, between this generous gentleman on the one hand, and the
+united members of a too often and too long disunited art upon the
+other, be you the witnesses.&nbsp; Do you attest of everything
+that is liberal and free in spirit, that is &ldquo;so nominated
+in the bond;&rdquo; and of everything that is grudging,
+self-seeking, unjust, or unfair, that it is by no sophistry ever
+to be found there.&nbsp; I beg to move the resolution which I
+have already had the pleasure of reading.</p>
+<h2><a name="page157"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+157</span>XXIII.<br />
+MANCHESTER, DECEMBER 3, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The following speech was delivered at the
+annual meeting of the Institutional Association of Lancashire and
+Cheshire, held in the Free-trade Hall on the evening of the above
+day, at which Mr. Dickens presided.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">It</span> has of late years become
+noticeable in England that the autumn season produces an immense
+amount of public speaking.&nbsp; I notice that no sooner do the
+leaves begin to fall from the trees, than pearls of great price
+begin to fall from the lips of the wise men of the east, and
+north, and west, and south; and anybody may have them by the
+bushel, for the picking up.&nbsp; Now, whether the comet has this
+year had a quickening influence on this crop, as it is by some
+supposed to have had upon the corn-harvest and the vintage, I do
+not know; but I do know that I have never observed the columns of
+the newspapers to groan so heavily under a pressure of orations,
+each vying with the other in the two qualities of having little
+or nothing to do with the matter in hand, and of being always
+addressed to any audience in the wide world rather than the
+audience to which it was delivered.</p>
+<p>The autumn having gone, and the winter come, I am so sanguine
+as to hope that we in our proceedings may break through this
+enchanted circle and deviate from this precedent; the rather as
+we have something real to do, and are come together, I am sure,
+in all plain fellowship and straightforwardness, to do it.&nbsp;
+We have no little straws of our own to throw up to show us which
+way any wind blows, and we have no oblique biddings of our own to
+make for anything outside this hall.</p>
+<p>At the top of the public announcement of this meeting are the
+words, &ldquo;Institutional Association of Lancashire and
+Cheshire.&rdquo;&nbsp; Will you allow me, in reference to the
+meaning of those words, to present myself before you as the
+embodied spirit of ignorance recently enlightened, and to put
+myself through a short, voluntary examination as to the results
+of my studies.&nbsp; To begin with: the title did not suggest to
+me anything in the least like the truth.&nbsp; I have been for
+some years pretty familiar with the terms,
+&ldquo;Mechanics&rsquo; Institutions,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Literary
+Societies,&rdquo; but they have, unfortunately, become too often
+associated in my mind with a body of great pretensions, lame as
+to some important member or other, which generally inhabits a new
+house much too large for it, which is seldom paid for, and which
+takes the name of the mechanics most grievously in vain, for I
+have usually seen a mechanic and a dodo in that place
+together.</p>
+<p>I, therefore, began my education, in respect of the meaning of
+this title, very coldly indeed, saying to myself,
+&ldquo;Here&rsquo;s the old story.&rdquo;&nbsp; But the perusal
+of a very few lines of my book soon gave me to understand that it
+was not by any means the old story; in short, that this
+association is expressly designed to correct the old story, and
+to prevent its defects from becoming perpetuated.&nbsp; I learnt
+that this Institutional Association is the union, in one central
+head, of one hundred and fourteen local Mechanics&rsquo;
+Institutions and Mutual Improvement Societies, at an expense of
+no more than five shillings to each society; suggesting to all
+how they can best communicate with and profit by the
+fountain-head and one another; keeping their best aims steadily
+before them; advising them how those aims can be best attained;
+giving a direct end and object to what might otherwise easily
+become waste forces; and sending among them not only oral
+teachers, but, better still, boxes of excellent books, called
+&ldquo;Free Itinerating Libraries.&rdquo;&nbsp; I learned that
+these books are constantly making the circuit of hundreds upon
+hundreds of miles, and are constantly being read with
+inexpressible relish by thousands upon thousands of toiling
+people, but that they are never damaged or defaced by one rude
+hand.&nbsp; These and other like facts lead me to consider the
+immense importance of the fact, that no little cluster of working
+men&rsquo;s cottages can arise in any Lancashire or Cheshire
+valley, at the foot of any running stream which enterprise hunts
+out for water-power, but it has its educational friend and
+companion ready for it, willing for it, acquainted with its
+thoughts and ways and turns of speech even before it has come
+into existence.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the main consideration that
+has brought me here.&nbsp; No central association at a distance
+could possibly do for those working men what this local
+association does.&nbsp; No central association at a distance
+could possibly understand them as this local association
+does.&nbsp; No central association at a distance could possibly
+put them in that familiar and easy communication one with
+another, as that I, man or boy, eager for knowledge, in that
+valley seven miles off, should know of you, man or boy, eager for
+knowledge, in that valley twelve miles off, and should
+occasionally trudge to meet you, that you may impart your
+learning in one branch of acquisition to me, whilst I impart mine
+in another to you.&nbsp; Yet this is distinctly a feature, and a
+most important feature, of this society.</p>
+<p>On the other hand, it is not to be supposed that these honest
+men, however zealous, could, as a rule, succeed in establishing
+and maintaining their own institutions of themselves.&nbsp; It is
+obvious that combination must materially diminish their cost,
+which is in time a vital consideration; and it is equally obvious
+that experience, essential to the success of all combination, is
+especially so when its object is to diffuse the results of
+experience and of reflection.</p>
+<p>Well, ladies and gentlemen, the student of the present
+profitable history of this society does not stop here in his
+learning; when he has got so far, he finds with interest and
+pleasure that the parent society at certain stated periods
+invites the more eager and enterprising members of the local
+society to submit themselves to voluntary examination in various
+branches of useful knowledge, of which examination it takes the
+charge and arranges the details, and invites the successful
+candidates to come to Manchester to receive the prizes and
+certificates of merit which it impartially awards.&nbsp; The most
+successful of the competitors in the list of these examinations
+are now among us, and these little marks of recognition and
+encouragement I shall have the honour presently of giving them,
+as they come before you, one by one, for that purpose.</p>
+<p>I have looked over a few of those examination papers, which
+have comprised history, geography, grammar, arithmetic,
+book-keeping, decimal coinage, mensuration, mathematics, social
+economy, the French language&mdash;in fact, they comprise all the
+keys that open all the locks of knowledge.&nbsp; I felt most
+devoutly gratified, as to many of them, that they had not been
+submitted to me to answer, for I am perfectly sure that if they
+had been, I should have had mighty little to bestow upon myself
+to-night.&nbsp; And yet it is always to be observed and seriously
+remembered that these examinations are undergone by people whose
+lives have been passed in a continual fight for bread, and whose
+whole existence, has been a constant wrestle with</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Those twin gaolers of the daring
+heart&mdash;<br />
+Low birth and iron fortune.&rdquo; <a name="citation161"></a><a
+href="#footnote161" class="citation">[161]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I could not but consider, with extraordinary admiration, that
+these questions have been replied to, not by men like myself, the
+business of whose life is with writing and with books, but by
+men, the business of whose life is with tools and with
+machinery.</p>
+<p>Let me endeavour to recall, as well as my memory will serve
+me, from among the most interesting cases of prize-holders and
+certificate-gainers who will appear before you, some two or three
+of the most conspicuous examples.&nbsp; There are two poor
+brothers from near Chorley, who work from morning to night in a
+coal-pit, and who, in all weathers, have walked eight miles
+a-night, three nights a-week, to attend the classes in which they
+have gained distinction.&nbsp; There are two poor boys from
+Bollington, who begin life as piecers at one shilling or
+eighteen-pence a-week, and the father of one of whom was cut to
+pieces by the machinery at which he worked, but not before he had
+himself founded the institution in which this son has since come
+to be taught.&nbsp; These two poor boys will appear before you
+to-night, to take the second-class prize in chemistry.&nbsp;
+There is a plasterer from Bury, sixteen years of age, who took a
+third-class certificate last year at the hands of Lord Brougham;
+he is this year again successful in a competition three times as
+severe.&nbsp; There is a wagon-maker from the same place, who
+knew little or absolutely nothing until he was a grown man, and
+who has learned all he knows, which is a great deal, in the local
+institution.&nbsp; There is a chain-maker, in very humble
+circumstances, and working hard all day, who walks six miles
+a-night, three nights a-week, to attend the classes in which he
+has won so famous a place.&nbsp; There is a moulder in an iron
+foundry, who, whilst he was working twelve hours a day before the
+furnace, got up at four o&rsquo;clock in the morning to learn
+drawing.&nbsp; &ldquo;The thought of my lads,&rdquo; he writes in
+his modest account of himself, &ldquo;in their peaceful slumbers
+above me, gave me fresh courage, and I used to think that if I
+should never receive any personal benefit, I might instruct them
+when they came to be of an age to understand the mighty machines
+and engines which have made our country, England, pre-eminent in
+the world&rsquo;s history.&rdquo;&nbsp; There is a piecer at
+mule-frames, who could not read at eighteen, who is now a man of
+little more than thirty, who is the sole support of an aged
+mother, who is arithmetical teacher in the institution in which
+he himself was taught, who writes of himself that he made the
+resolution never to take up a subject without keeping to it, and
+who has kept to it with such an astonishing will, that he is now
+well versed in Euclid and Algebra, and is the best French scholar
+in Stockport.&nbsp; The drawing-classes in that same Stockport
+are taught by a working blacksmith; and the pupils of that
+working blacksmith will receive the highest honours of
+to-night.&nbsp; Well may it be said of that good blacksmith, as
+it was written of another of his trade, by the American poet:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Toiling, rejoicing, sorrowing,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Onward through life he goes;<br />
+Each morning sees some task begun,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Each evening sees its clause.<br />
+Something attempted, something done,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Has earn&rsquo;d a night&rsquo;s repose.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>To pass from the successful candidates to the delegates from
+local societies now before me, and to content myself with one
+instance from amongst them.&nbsp; There is among their number a
+most remarkable man, whose history I have read with feelings that
+I could not adequately express under any circumstances, and least
+of all when I know he hears me, who worked when he was a mere
+baby at hand-loom weaving until he dropped from fatigue: who
+began to teach himself as soon as he could earn five shillings
+a-week: who is now a botanist, acquainted with every production
+of the Lancashire valley: who is a naturalist, and has made and
+preserved a collection of the eggs of British birds, and stuffed
+the birds: who is now a conchologist, with a very curious, and in
+some respects an original collection of fresh-water shells, and
+has also preserved and collected the mosses of fresh water and of
+the sea: who is worthily the president of his own local Literary
+Institution, and who was at his work this time last night as
+foreman in a mill.</p>
+<p>So stimulating has been the influence of these bright
+examples, and many more, that I notice among the applications
+from Blackburn for preliminary test examination papers, one from
+an applicant who gravely fills up the printed form by describing
+himself as ten years of age, and who, with equal gravity,
+describes his occupation as &ldquo;nursing a little
+child.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nor are these things confined to the
+men.&nbsp; The women employed in factories, milliners&rsquo;
+work, and domestic service, have begun to show, as it is fitting
+they should, a most decided determination not to be outdone by
+the men; and the women of Preston in particular, have so
+honourably distinguished themselves, and shown in their
+examination papers such an admirable knowledge of the science of
+household management and household economy, that if I were a
+working bachelor of Lancashire or Cheshire, and if I had not cast
+my eye or set my heart upon any lass in particular, I should
+positively get up at four o&rsquo;clock in the morning with the
+determination of the iron-moulder himself, and should go to
+Preston in search of a wife.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, these instances, and many more,
+daily occurring, always accumulating, are surely better testimony
+to the working of this Association, than any number of speakers
+could possibly present to you.&nbsp; Surely the presence among us
+of these indefatigable people is the Association&rsquo;s best and
+most effective triumph in the present and the past, and is its
+noblest stimulus to effort in the future.&nbsp; As its temporary
+mouth-piece, I would beg to say to that portion of the company
+who attend to receive the prizes, that the institution can never
+hold itself apart from them;&mdash;can never set itself above
+them; that their distinction and success must be its distinction
+and success; and that there can be but one heart beating between
+them and it.&nbsp; In particular, I would most especially entreat
+them to observe that nothing will ever be further from this
+Association&rsquo;s mind than the impertinence of
+patronage.&nbsp; The prizes that it gives, and the certificates
+that it gives, are mere admiring assurances of sympathy with so
+many striving brothers and sisters, and are only valuable for the
+spirit in which they are given, and in which they are
+received.&nbsp; The prizes are money prizes, simply because the
+Institution does not presume to doubt that persons who have so
+well governed themselves, know best how to make a little money
+serviceable&mdash;because it would be a shame to treat them like
+grown-up babies by laying it out for them, and because it knows
+it is given, and knows it is taken, in perfect clearness of
+purpose, perfect trustfulness, and, above all, perfect
+independence.</p>
+<p>Ladies and Gentlemen, reverting once more to the whole
+collective audience before me, I will, in another two minutes,
+release the hold which your favour has given me on your
+attention.&nbsp; Of the advantages of knowledge I have said, and
+I shall say, nothing.&nbsp; Of the certainty with which the man
+who grasps it under difficulties rises in his own respect and in
+usefulness to the community, I have said, and I shall say,
+nothing.&nbsp; In the city of Manchester, in the county of
+Lancaster, both of them remarkable for self-taught men, that were
+superfluous indeed.&nbsp; For the same reason I rigidly abstain
+from putting together any of the shattered fragments of that poor
+clay image of a parrot, which was once always saying, without
+knowing why, or what it meant, that knowledge was a dangerous
+thing.&nbsp; I should as soon think of piecing together the
+mutilated remains of any wretched Hindoo who has been blown from
+an English gun.&nbsp; Both, creatures of the past, have
+been&mdash;as my friend Mr. Carlyle vigorously has
+it&mdash;&ldquo;blasted into space;&rdquo; and there, as to this
+world, is an end of them.</p>
+<p>So I desire, in conclusion, only to sound two strings.&nbsp;
+In the first place, let me congratulate you upon the progress
+which real mutual improvement societies are making at this time
+in your neighbourhood, through the noble agency of individual
+employers and their families, whom you can never too much delight
+to honour.&nbsp; Elsewhere, through the agency of the great
+railway companies, some of which are bestirring themselves in
+this matter with a gallantry and generosity deserving of all
+praise.&nbsp; Secondly and lastly, let me say one word out of my
+own personal heart, which is always very near to it in this
+connexion.&nbsp; Do not let us, in the midst of the visible
+objects of nature, whose workings we can tell of in figures,
+surrounded by machines that can be made to the thousandth part of
+an inch, acquiring every day knowledge which can be proved upon a
+slate or demonstrated by a microscope&mdash;do not let us, in the
+laudable pursuit of the facts that surround us, neglect the fancy
+and the imagination which equally surround us as a part of the
+great scheme.&nbsp; Let the child have its fables; let the man or
+woman into which it changes, always remember those fables
+tenderly.&nbsp; Let numerous graces and ornaments that cannot be
+weighed and measured, and that seem at first sight idle enough,
+continue to have their places about us, be we never so
+wise.&nbsp; The hardest head may co-exist with the softest
+heart.&nbsp; The union and just balance of those two is always a
+blessing to the possessor, and always a blessing to
+mankind.&nbsp; The Divine Teacher was as gentle and considerate
+as He was powerful and wise.&nbsp; You all know how He could
+still the raging of the sea, and could hush a little child.&nbsp;
+As the utmost results of the wisdom of men can only be at last to
+help to raise this earth to that condition to which His doctrine,
+untainted by the blindnesses and passions of men, would have
+exalted it long ago; so let us always remember that He set us the
+example of blending the understanding and the imagination, and
+that, following it ourselves, we tread in His steps, and help our
+race on to its better and best days.&nbsp; Knowledge, as all
+followers of it must know, has a very limited power indeed, when
+it informs the head alone; but when it informs the head and the
+heart too, it has a power over life and death, the body and the
+soul, and dominates the universe.</p>
+<h2><a name="page167"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+167</span>XXIV.<br />
+COVENTRY, DECEMBER 4, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above evening, a public dinner was
+held at the Castle Hotel, on the occasion of the presentation to
+Mr. Charles Dickens of a gold watch, as a mark of gratitude for
+the reading of his Christmas Carol, given in December of the
+previous year, in aid of the funds of the Coventry
+Institute.&nbsp; The chair was taken by C. W. Hoskyns, Esq.&nbsp;
+Mr. Dickens ackowledged the testimonial in the following
+words:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Chairman</span>, Mr. Vice-chairman,
+and Gentlemen,&mdash;I hope your minds will be greatly relieved
+by my assuring you that it is one of the rules of my life never
+to make a speech about myself.&nbsp; If I knowingly did so, under
+any circumstances, it would be least of all under such
+circumstances as these, when its effect on my acknowledgment of
+your kind regard, and this pleasant proof of it, would be to give
+me a certain constrained air, which I fear would contrast badly
+with your greeting, so cordial, so unaffected, so earnest, and so
+true.&nbsp; Furthermore, your Chairman has decorated the occasion
+with a little garland of good sense, good feeling, and good
+taste; so that I am sure that any attempt at additional ornament
+would be almost an impertinence.</p>
+<p>Therefore I will at once say how earnestly, how fervently, and
+how deeply I feel your kindness.&nbsp; This watch, with which you
+have presented me, shall be my companion in my hours of sedentary
+working at home, and in my wanderings abroad.&nbsp; It shall
+never be absent from my side, and it shall reckon off the labours
+of my future days; and I can assure you that after this night the
+object of those labours will not less than before be to uphold
+the right and to do good.&nbsp; And when I have done with time
+and its measurement, this watch shall belong to my children; and
+as I have seven boys, and as they have all begun to serve their
+country in various ways, or to elect into what distant regions
+they shall roam, it is not only possible, but probable, that this
+little voice will be heard scores of years hence, who knows? in
+some yet unfounded city in the wilds of Australia, or
+communicating Greenwich time to Coventry Street, Japan.</p>
+<p>Once again, and finally, I thank you; and from my heart of
+hearts, I can assure you that the memory of to-night, and of your
+picturesque and interesting city, will never be absent from my
+mind, and I can never more hear the lightest mention of the name
+of Coventry without having inspired in my breast sentiments of
+unusual emotion and unusual attachment.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[Later in the evening, in proposing the health of the
+Chairman, Mr. Dickens said:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">There</span> may be a great variety of
+conflicting opinions with regard to farming, and especially with
+reference to the management of a clay farm; but, however various
+opinions as to the merits of a clay farm may be, there can be but
+one opinion as to the merits of a clay farmer,&mdash;and it is
+the health of that distinguished agriculturist which I have to
+propose.</p>
+<p>In my ignorance of the subject, I am bound to say that it may
+be, for anything I know, indeed I am ready to admit that it
+<i>is</i>, exceedingly important that a clay farm should go for a
+number of years to waste; but I claim some knowledge as to the
+management of a clay farmer, and I positively object to his ever
+lying fallow.&nbsp; In the hope that this very rich and teeming
+individual may speedily be ploughed up, and that, we shall gather
+into our barns and store-houses the admirable crop of wisdom,
+which must spring up when ever he is sown, I take leave to
+propose his health, begging to assure him that the kind manner in
+which he offered to me your very valuable present, I can never
+forget.</p>
+<h2>XXV.<br />
+LONDON, MARCH 29, 1862.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At a Dinner of the Artists&rsquo; General
+Benevolent Institution, the following Address was delivered by
+Mr. Charles Dickens from the chair:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Seven</span> or eight years ago, without
+the smallest expectation of ever being called upon to fill the
+chair at an anniversary festival of the Artists&rsquo; General
+Benevolent Institution, and without the remotest reference to
+such an occasion, I selected the administration of that Charity
+as the model on which I desired that another should be reformed,
+both as regarded the mode in which the relief was afforded, and
+the singular economy with which its funds were
+administered.&nbsp; As a proof of the latter quality during the
+past year, the cost of distributing &pound;1,126 among the
+recipients of the bounty of the Charity amounted to little more
+than &pound;100, inclusive of all office charges and
+expenses.&nbsp; The experience and knowledge of those entrusted
+with the management of the funds are a guarantee that the last
+available farthing of the funds will be distributed among proper
+and deserving recipients.&nbsp; Claiming, on my part, to be
+related in some degree to the profession of an artist, I disdain
+to stoop to ask for charity, in the ordinary acceptation of the
+term, on behalf of the Artists.&nbsp; In its broader and higher
+signification of generous confidence, lasting trustfulness, love
+and confiding belief, I very readily associate that cardinal
+virtue with art.&nbsp; I decline to present the artist to the
+notice of the public as a grown-up child, or as a strange,
+unaccountable, moon-stricken person, waiting helplessly in the
+street of life to be helped over the road by the
+crossing-sweeper; on the contrary, I present the artist as a
+reasonable creature, a sensible gentleman, and as one well
+acquainted with the value of his time, and that of other people,
+as if he were in the habit of going on high &rsquo;Change every
+day.&nbsp; The Artist whom I wish to present to the notice of the
+Meeting is one to whom the perfect enjoyment of the five senses
+is essential to every achievement of his life.&nbsp; He can gain
+no wealth nor fame by buying something which he never touched,
+and selling it to another who would also never touch or see it,
+but was compelled to strike out for himself every spark of fire
+which lighted, burned, and perhaps consumed him.&nbsp; He must
+win the battle of life with his own hand, and with his own eyes,
+and was obliged to act as general, captain, ensign,
+non-commissioned officer, private, drummer, great arms, small
+arms, infantry, cavalry, all in his own unaided self.&nbsp; When,
+therefore, I ask help for the artist, I do not make my appeal for
+one who was a cripple from his birth, but I ask it as part
+payment of a great debt which all sensible and civilised
+creatures owe to art, as a mark of respect to art, as a
+decoration&mdash;not as a badge&mdash;as a remembrance of what
+this land, or any land, would be without art, and as the token of
+an appreciation of the works of the most successful artists of
+this country.&nbsp; With respect to the society of which I am the
+advocate, I am gratified that it is so liberally supported by the
+most distinguished artists, and that it has the confidence of men
+who occupy the highest rank as artists, above the reach of
+reverses, and the most distinguished in success and fame, and
+whose support is above all price.&nbsp; Artists who have obtained
+wide-world reputation know well that many deserving and
+persevering men, or their widows and orphans, have received help
+from this fund, and some of the artists who have received this
+help are now enrolled among the subscribers to the
+Institution.</p>
+<h2><a name="page172"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+172</span>XXVI.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 20, 1862.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The following speech was made by Mr. Dickens,
+in his capacity as chairman, at the annual Festival of the
+Newsvendors&rsquo; and Provident Institution, held at the
+Freemasons&rsquo; Tavern on the above date.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">When</span> I had the honour of being
+asked to preside last year, I was prevented by indisposition, and
+I besought my friend, Mr. Wilkie Collins, to reign in my
+stead.&nbsp; He very kindly complied, and made an excellent
+speech.&nbsp; Now I tell you the truth, that I read that speech
+with considerable uneasiness, for it inspired me with a strong
+misgiving that I had better have presided last year with
+neuralgia in my face and my subject in my head, rather than
+preside this year with my neuralgia all gone and my subject
+anticipated.&nbsp; Therefore, I wish to preface the toast this
+evening by making the managers of this Institution one very
+solemn and repentant promise, and it is, if ever I find myself
+obliged to provide a substitute again, they may rely upon my
+sending the most speechless man of my acquaintance.</p>
+<p>The Chairman last year presented you with an amiable view of
+the universality of the newsman&rsquo;s calling.&nbsp; Nothing, I
+think, is left for me but to imagine the newsman&rsquo;s burden
+itself, to unfold one of those wonderful sheets which he every
+day disseminates, and to take a bird&rsquo;s-eye view of its
+general character and contents.&nbsp; So, if you please, choosing
+my own time&mdash;though the newsman cannot choose his time, for
+he must be equally active in winter or summer, in sunshine or
+sleet, in light or darkness, early or late&mdash;but, choosing my
+own time, I shall for two or three moments start off with the
+newsman on a fine May morning, and take a view of the wonderful
+broadsheets which every day he scatters broadcast over the
+country.&nbsp; Well, the first thing that occurs to me following
+the newsman is, that every day we are born, that every day we are
+married&mdash;some of us&mdash;and that every day we are dead;
+consequently, the first thing the newsvendor&rsquo;s column
+informs me is, that Atkins has been born, that Catkins has been
+married, and that Datkins is dead.&nbsp; But the most remarkable
+thing I immediately discover in the next column, is that Atkins
+has grown to be seventeen years old, and that he has run away;
+for, at last, my eye lights on the fact that William A., who is
+seventeen years old, is adjured immediately to return to his
+disconsolate parents, and everything will be arranged to the
+satisfaction of everyone.&nbsp; I am afraid he will never return,
+simply because, if he had meant to come back, he would never have
+gone away.&nbsp; Immediately below, I find a mysterious character
+in such a mysterious difficulty that it is only to be expressed
+by several disjointed letters, by several figures, and several
+stars; and then I find the explanation in the intimation that the
+writer has given his property over to his uncle, and that the
+elephant is on the wing.&nbsp; Then, still glancing over the
+shoulder of my industrious friend, the newsman, I find there are
+great fleets of ships bound to all parts of the earth, that they
+all want a little more stowage, a little more cargo, that they
+have a few more berths to let, that they have all the most
+spacious decks, that they are all built of teak, and
+copper-bottomed, that they all carry surgeons of experience, and
+that they are all A1 at Lloyds&rsquo;, and anywhere else.&nbsp;
+Still glancing over the shoulder of my friend the newsman, I find
+I am offered all kinds of house-lodging, clerks, servants, and
+situations, which I can possibly or impossibly want.&nbsp; I
+learn, to my intense gratification, that I need never grow old,
+that I may always preserve the juvenile bloom of my complexion;
+that if ever I turn ill it is entirely my own fault; that if I
+have any complaint, and want brown cod-liver oil or Turkish
+baths, I am told where to get them, and that, if I want an income
+of seven pounds a-week, I may have it by sending half-a-crown in
+postage-stamps.&nbsp; Then I look to the police intelligence, and
+I can discover that I may bite off a human living nose cheaply,
+but if I take off the dead nose of a pig or a calf from a
+shop-window, it will cost me exceedingly dear.&nbsp; I also find
+that if I allow myself to be betrayed into the folly of killing
+an inoffensive tradesman on his own door-step, that little
+incident will not affect the testimonials to my character, but
+that I shall be described as a most amiable young man, and as,
+above all things, remarkable for the singular inoffensiveness of
+my character and disposition.&nbsp; Then I turn my eye to the
+Fine Arts, and, under that head, I see that a certain &ldquo;J.
+O.&rdquo; has most triumphantly exposed a certain &ldquo;J. O.
+B.,&rdquo; which &ldquo;J. O. B.&rdquo; was remarkable for this
+particular ugly feature, that I was requested to deprive myself
+of the best of my pictures for six months; that for that time it
+was to be hung on a wet wall, and that I was to be requited for
+my courtesy in having my picture most impertinently covered with
+a wet blanket.&nbsp; To sum up the results of a glance over my
+newsman&rsquo;s shoulder, it gives a comprehensive knowledge of
+what is going on over the continent of Europe, and also of what
+is going on over the continent of America, to say nothing of such
+little geographical regions as India and China.</p>
+<p>Now, my friends, this is the glance over the newsman&rsquo;s
+shoulders from the whimsical point of view, which is the point, I
+believe, that most promotes digestion.&nbsp; The newsman is to be
+met with on steamboats, railway stations, and at every
+turn.&nbsp; His profits are small, he has a great amount of
+anxiety and care, and no little amount of personal wear and
+tear.&nbsp; He is indispensable to civilization and freedom, and
+he is looked for with pleasurable excitement every day, except
+when he lends the paper for an hour, and when he is punctual in
+calling for it, which is sometimes very painful.&nbsp; I think
+the lesson we can learn from our newsman is some new illustration
+of the uncertainty of life, some illustration of its vicissitudes
+and fluctuations.&nbsp; Mindful of this permanent lesson, some
+members of the trade originated this society, which affords them
+assistance in time of sickness and indigence.&nbsp; The
+subscription is infinitesimal.&nbsp; It amounts annually to five
+shillings.&nbsp; Looking at the returns before me, the progress
+of the society would seem to be slow, but it has only been slow
+for the best of all reasons, that it has been sure.&nbsp; The
+pensions granted are all obtained from the interest on the funded
+capital, and, therefore, the Institution is literally as safe as
+the Bank.&nbsp; It is stated that there are several newsvendors
+who are not members of this society; but that is true in all
+institutions which have come under my experience.&nbsp; The
+persons who are most likely to stand in need of the benefits
+which an institution confers, are usually the persons to keep
+away until bitter experience comes to them too late.</p>
+<h2><a name="page176"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+176</span>XXVII.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 11, 1864.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above date Mr. Dickens presided at the
+Adelphi Theatre, at a public meeting, for the purpose of founding
+the Shakespeare Schools, in connexion with the Royal Dramatic
+College, and delivered the following address:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and
+gentlemen</span>&mdash;Fortunately for me, and fortunately for
+you, it is the duty of the Chairman on an occasion of this
+nature, to be very careful that he does not anticipate those
+speakers who come after him.&nbsp; Like Falstaff, with a
+considerable difference, he has to be the cause of speaking in
+others.&nbsp; It is rather his duty to sit and hear speeches with
+exemplary attention than to stand up to make them; so I shall
+confine myself, in opening these proceedings as your business
+official, to as plain and as short an exposition as I can
+possibly give you of the reasons why we come together.</p>
+<p>First of all I will take leave to remark that we do not come
+together in commemoration of Shakespeare.&nbsp; We have nothing
+to do with any commemoration, except that we are of course humble
+worshippers of that mighty genius, and that we propose by-and-by
+to take his name, but by no means to take it in vain.&nbsp; If,
+however, the Tercentenary celebration were a hundred years hence,
+or a hundred years past, we should still be pursuing precisely
+the same object, though we should not pursue it under precisely
+the same circumstances.&nbsp; The facts are these: There is, as
+you know, in existence an admirable institution called the Royal
+Dramatic College, which is a place of honourable rest and repose
+for veterans in the dramatic art.&nbsp; The charter of this
+college, which dates some five or six years back, expressly
+provides for the establishment of schools in connexion with it;
+and I may venture to add that this feature of the scheme, when it
+was explained to him, was specially interesting to his Royal
+Highness the late Prince Consort, who hailed it as evidence of
+the desire of the promoters to look forward as well as to look
+back; to found educational institutions for the rising
+generation, as well as to establish a harbour of refuge for the
+generation going out, or at least having their faces turned
+towards the setting sun.&nbsp; The leading members of the
+dramatic art, applying themselves first to the more pressing
+necessity of the two, set themselves to work on the construction
+of their harbour of refuge, and this they did with the zeal,
+energy, good-will, and good faith that always honourably
+distinguish them in their efforts to help one another.&nbsp;
+Those efforts were very powerfully aided by the respected
+gentleman <a name="citation177"></a><a href="#footnote177"
+class="citation">[177]</a> under whose roof we are assembled, and
+who, I hope, may be only half as glad of seeing me on these
+boards as I always am to see him here.&nbsp; With such energy and
+determination did Mr. Webster and his brothers and sisters in art
+proceed with their work, that at this present time all the
+dwelling-houses of the Royal Dramatic College are built,
+completely furnished, fitted with every appliance, and many of
+them inhabited.&nbsp; The central hall of the College is built,
+the grounds are beautifully planned and laid out, and the estate
+has become the nucleus of a prosperous neighbourhood.&nbsp; This
+much achieved, Mr. Webster was revolving in his mind how he
+should next proceed towards the establishment of the schools,
+when, this Tercentenary celebration being in hand, it occurred to
+him to represent to the National Shakespeare Committee their just
+and reasonable claim to participate in the results of any
+subscription for a monument to Shakespeare.&nbsp; He represented
+to the committee that the social recognition and elevation of the
+followers of Shakespeare&rsquo;s own art, through the education
+of their children, was surely a monument worthy even of that
+great name.&nbsp; He urged upon the committee that it was
+certainly a sensible, tangible project, which the public good
+sense would immediately appreciate and approve.&nbsp; This claim
+the committee at once acknowledged; but I wish you distinctly to
+understand that if the committee had never been in existence, if
+the Tercentenary celebration had never been attempted, those
+schools, as a design anterior to both, would still have solicited
+public support.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, what it is proposed to do is, in
+fact, to find a new self-supporting public school; with this
+additional feature, that it is to be available for both
+sexes.&nbsp; This, of course, presupposes two separate distinct
+schools.&nbsp; As these schools are to be built on land belonging
+to the Dramatic College, there will be from the first no charge,
+no debt, no incumbrance of any kind under that important
+head.&nbsp; It is, in short, proposed simply to establish a new
+self-supporting public school, in a rapidly increasing
+neighbourhood, where there is a large and fast accumulating
+middle-class population, and where property in land is fast
+rising in value.&nbsp; But, inasmuch as the project is a project
+of the Royal Dramatic College, and inasmuch as the schools are to
+be built on their estate, it is proposed evermore to give their
+schools the great name of Shakespeare, and evermore to give the
+followers of Shakespeare&rsquo;s art a prominent place in
+them.&nbsp; With this view, it is confidently believed that the
+public will endow a foundation, say, for forty foundation
+scholars&mdash;say, twenty girls and twenty boys&mdash;who shall
+always receive their education gratuitously, and who shall always
+be the children of actors, actresses, or dramatic writers.&nbsp;
+This school, you will understand, is to be equal to the best
+existing public school.&nbsp; It is to be made to impart a sound,
+liberal, comprehensive education, and it is to address the whole
+great middle class at least as freely, as widely, and as cheaply
+as any existing public school.</p>
+<p>Broadly, ladies and gentlemen, this is the whole design.&nbsp;
+There are foundation scholars at Eton, foundation scholars at
+nearly all our old schools, and if the public, in remembrance of
+a noble part of our standard national literature, and in
+remembrance of a great humanising art, will do this thing for
+these children, it will at the same time be doing a wise and good
+thing for itself, and will unquestionably find its account in
+it.&nbsp; Taking this view of the case&mdash;and I cannot be
+satisfied to take any lower one&mdash;I cannot make a sorry face
+about &ldquo;the poor player.&rdquo;&nbsp; I think it is a term
+very much misused and very little understood&mdash;being, I
+venture to say, appropriated in a wrong sense by players
+themselves.&nbsp; Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I can only
+present the player to you exceptionally in this wise&mdash;that
+he follows a peculiar and precarious vocation, a vocation very
+rarely affording the means of accumulating money&mdash;that that
+vocation must, from the nature of things, have in it many
+undistinguished men and women to one distinguished one&mdash;that
+it is not a vocation the exerciser of which can profit by the
+labours of others, but in which he must earn every loaf of his
+bread in his own person, with the aid of his own face, his own
+limbs, his own voice, his own memory, and his own life and
+spirits; and these failing, he fails.&nbsp; Surely this is reason
+enough to render him some little help in opening for his children
+their paths through life.&nbsp; I say their paths advisedly,
+because it is not often found, except under the pressure of
+necessity, or where there is strong hereditary talent&mdash;which
+is always an exceptional case&mdash;that the children of actors
+and actresses take to the stage.&nbsp; Persons therefore need not
+in the least fear that by helping to endow these schools they
+would help to overstock the dramatic market.&nbsp; They would do
+directly the reverse, for they would divert into channels of
+public distinction and usefulness those good qualities which
+would otherwise languish in that market&rsquo;s over-rich
+superabundance.</p>
+<p>This project has received the support of the head of the most
+popular of our English public schools.&nbsp; On the committee
+stands the name of that eminent scholar and gentleman, the
+Provost of Eton.&nbsp; You justly admire this liberal spirit, and
+your admiration&mdash;which I cordially share&mdash;brings me
+naturally to what I wish to say, that I believe there is not in
+England any institution so socially liberal as a public
+school.&nbsp; It has been called a little cosmos of life outside,
+and I think it is so, with the exception of one of life&rsquo;s
+worst foibles&mdash;for, as far as I know, nowhere in this
+country is there so complete an absence of servility to mere
+rank, to mere position, to mere riches as in a public
+school.&nbsp; A boy there is always what his abilities or his
+personal qualities make him.&nbsp; We may differ about the
+curriculum and other matters, but of the frank, free, manly,
+independent spirit preserved in our public schools, I apprehend
+there can be no kind of question.&nbsp; It has happened in these
+later times that objection has been made to children of dramatic
+artists in certain little snivelling private schools&mdash;but in
+public schools never.&nbsp; Therefore, I hold that the actors are
+wise, and gratefully wise, in recognizing the capacious
+liberality of a public school, in seeking not a little
+hole-and-corner place of education for their children
+exclusively, but in addressing the whole of the great middle
+class, and proposing to them to come and join them, the actors,
+on their own property, in a public school, in a part of the
+country where no such advantage is now to be found.</p>
+<p>I have now done.&nbsp; The attempt has been a very timid
+one.&nbsp; I have endeavoured to confine myself within my means,
+or, rather, like the possessor of an extended estate, to hand it
+down in an unembarrassed condition.&nbsp; I have laid a trifle of
+timber here and there, and grubbed up a little brushwood, but
+merely to open the view, and I think I can descry in the eye of
+the gentleman who is to move the first resolution that he
+distinctly sees his way.&nbsp; Thanking you for the courtesy with
+which you have heard me, and not at all doubting that we shall
+lay a strong foundation of these schools to-day, I will call, as
+the mover of the first resolution, on Mr. Robert Bell.</p>
+<h2><a name="page182"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+182</span>XXVIII.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 9, 1865.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above date Mr. Dickens presided at the
+Annual Festival of the Newsvendors&rsquo; Benevolent and
+Provident Association, and, in proposing the toast of the
+evening, delivered the following speech.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;Dr.
+Johnson&rsquo;s experience of that club, the members of which
+have travelled over one another&rsquo;s minds in every direction,
+is not to be compared with the experience of the perpetual
+president of a society like this.&nbsp; Having on previous
+occasions said everything about it that he could possibly find to
+say, he is again produced, with the same awful formalities, to
+say everything about it that he cannot possibly find to
+say.&nbsp; It struck me, when Dr. F. Jones was referring just now
+to Easter Monday, that the case of such an ill-starred president
+is very like that of the stag at Epping Forest on Easter
+Monday.&nbsp; That unfortunate animal when he is uncarted at the
+spot where the meet takes place, generally makes a point, I am
+told, of making away at a cool trot, venturesomely followed by
+the whole field, to the yard where he lives, and there subsides
+into a quiet and inoffensive existence, until he is again brought
+out to be again followed by exactly the same field, under exactly
+the same circumstances, next Easter Monday.</p>
+<p>The difficulties of the situation&mdash;and here I mean the
+president and not the stag&mdash;are greatly increased in such an
+instance as this by the peculiar nature of the institution.&nbsp;
+In its unpretending solidity, reality, and usefulness, believe
+me&mdash;for I have carefully considered the point&mdash;it
+presents no opening whatever of an oratorical nature.&nbsp; If it
+were one of those costly charities, so called, whose yield of
+wool bears no sort of proportion to their cry for cash, I very
+likely might have a word or two to say on the subject.&nbsp; If
+its funds were lavished in patronage and show, instead of being
+honestly expended in providing small annuities for hard-working
+people who have themselves contributed to its funds&mdash;if its
+management were intrusted to people who could by no possibility
+know anything about it, instead of being invested in plain,
+business, practical hands&mdash;if it hoarded when it ought to
+spend&mdash;if it got by cringing and fawning what it never
+deserved, I might possibly impress you very much by my
+indignation.&nbsp; If its managers could tell me that it was
+insolvent, that it was in a hopeless condition, that its accounts
+had been kept by Mr. Edmunds&mdash;or by
+&ldquo;Tom,&rdquo;&mdash;if its treasurer had run away with the
+money-box, then I might have made a pathetic appeal to your
+feelings.&nbsp; But I have no such chance.&nbsp; Just as a nation
+is happy whose records are barren, so is a society fortunate that
+has no history&mdash;and its president unfortunate.&nbsp; I can
+only assure you that this society continues its plain,
+unobtrusive, useful career.&nbsp; I can only assure you that it
+does a great deal of good at a very small cost, and that the
+objects of its care and the bulk of its members are faithful
+working servants of the public&mdash;sole ministers of their
+wants at untimely hours, in all seasons, and in all weathers; at
+their own doors, at the street-corners, at every railway train,
+at every steam-boat; through the agency of every establishment
+and the tiniest little shops; and that, whether regarded as
+master or as man, their profits are very modest and their risks
+numerous, while their trouble and responsibility are very
+great.</p>
+<p>The newsvendors and newsmen are a very subordinate part of
+that wonderful engine&mdash;the newspaper press.&nbsp; Still I
+think we all know very well that they are to the fountain-head
+what a good service of water pipes is to a good water
+supply.&nbsp; Just as a goodly store of water at Watford would be
+a tantalization to thirsty London if it were not brought into
+town for its use, so any amount of news accumulated at
+Printing-house Square, or Fleet Street, or the Strand, would be
+if there were no skill and enterprise engaged in its
+dissemination.</p>
+<p>We are all of us in the habit of saying in our every-day life,
+that &ldquo;We never know the value of anything until we lose
+it.&rdquo;&nbsp; Let us try the newsvendors by the test.&nbsp; A
+few years ago we discovered one morning that there was a strike
+among the cab-drivers.&nbsp; Now, let us imagine a strike of
+newsmen.&nbsp; Imagine the trains waiting in vain for the
+newspapers.&nbsp; Imagine all sorts and conditions of men dying
+to know the shipping news, the commercial news, the foreign news,
+the legal news, the criminal news, the dramatic news.&nbsp;
+Imagine the paralysis on all the provincial exchanges; the
+silence and desertion of all the newsmen&rsquo;s exchanges in
+London.&nbsp; Imagine the circulation of the blood of the nation
+and of the country standing still,&mdash;the clock of the
+world.&nbsp; Why, even Mr. Reuter, the great Reuter&mdash;whom I
+am always glad to imagine slumbering at night by the side of Mrs.
+Reuter, with a galvanic battery under his bolster, bell and wires
+to the head of his bed, and bells at each ear&mdash;think how
+even he would click and flash those wondrous dispatches of his,
+and how they would become mere nothing without the activity and
+honesty which catch up the threads and stitches of the electric
+needle, and scatter them over the land.</p>
+<p>It is curious to consider&mdash;and the thought occurred to me
+this day, when I was out for a stroll pondering over the duties
+of this evening, which even then were looming in the distance,
+but not quite so far off as I could wish&mdash;I found it very
+curious to consider that though the newsman must be allowed to be
+a very unpicturesque rendering of Mercury, or Fame, or what-not
+conventional messenger from the clouds, and although we must
+allow that he is of this earth, and has a good deal of it on his
+boots, still that he has two very remarkable characteristics, to
+which none of his celestial predecessors can lay the slightest
+claim.&nbsp; One is that he is always the messenger of
+civilization; the other that he is at least equally so&mdash;not
+only in what he brings, but in what he ceases to bring.&nbsp;
+Thus the time was, and not so many years ago either, when the
+newsman constantly brought home to our doors&mdash;though I am
+afraid not to our hearts, which were custom-hardened&mdash;the
+most terrific accounts of murders, of our fellow-creatures being
+publicly put to death for what we now call trivial offences, in
+the very heart of London, regularly every Monday morning.&nbsp;
+At the same time the newsman regularly brought to us the
+infliction of other punishments, which were demoralising to the
+innocent part of the community, while they did not operate as
+punishments in deterring offenders from the perpetration of
+crimes.&nbsp; In those same days, also, the newsman brought to us
+daily accounts of a regularly accepted and received system of
+loading the unfortunate insane with chains, littering them down
+on straw, starving them on bread and water, damaging their
+clothes, and making periodical exhibitions of them at a small
+charge; and that on a Sunday one of our public resorts was a kind
+of demoniacal zoological gardens.&nbsp; They brought us accounts
+at the same time of some damage done to the machinery which was
+destined to supply the operative classes with employment.&nbsp;
+In the same time they brought us accounts of riots for bread,
+which were constantly occurring, and undermining society and the
+state; of the most terrible explosions of class against class,
+and of the habitual employment of spies for the
+discovery&mdash;if not for the origination&mdash;of plots, in
+which both sides found in those days some relief.&nbsp; In the
+same time the same newsmen were apprising us of a state of
+society all around us in which the grossest sensuality and
+intemperance were the rule; and not as now, when the ignorant,
+the wicked, and the wretched are the inexcusably vicious
+exceptions&mdash;a state of society in which the professional
+bully was rampant, and when deadly duels were daily fought for
+the most absurd and disgraceful causes.&nbsp; All this the
+newsman has ceased to tell us of.&nbsp; This state of society has
+discontinued in England for ever; and when we remember the
+undoubted truth, that the change could never have been effected
+without the aid of the load which the newsman carries, surely it
+is not very romantic to express the hope on his behalf that the
+public will show to him some little token of the sympathetic
+remembrance which we are all of us glad to bestow on the bearers
+of happy tidings&mdash;the harbingers of good news.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, you will be glad to hear that I am
+coming to a conclusion; for that conclusion I have a
+precedent.&nbsp; You all of you know how pleased you are on your
+return from a morning&rsquo;s walk to learn that the collector
+has called.&nbsp; Well, I am the collector for this district, and
+I hope you will bear in mind that I have respectfully
+called.&nbsp; Regarding the institution on whose behalf I have
+presented myself, I need only say technically two things.&nbsp;
+First, that its annuities are granted out of its funded capital,
+and therefore it is safe as the Bank; and, secondly, that they
+are attainable by such a slight exercise of prudence and
+fore-thought, that a payment of 25<i>s.</i> extending over a
+period of five years, entitles a subscriber&mdash;if a
+male&mdash;to an annuity of &pound;16 a-year, and a female to
+&pound;12 a-year.&nbsp; Now, bear in mind that this is an
+institution on behalf of which the collector has called, leaving
+behind his assurance that what you can give to one of the most
+faithful of your servants shall be well bestowed and faithfully
+applied to the purposes to which you intend them, and to those
+purposes alone.</p>
+<h2><a name="page188"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+188</span>XXIX.<br />
+NEWSPAPER PRESS FUND.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 20, 1865.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At the second annual dinner of the
+Institution, held at the Freemasons&rsquo; Tavern, on Saturday,
+the 20th May, 1865, the following speech was delivered by the
+chairman, Mr. Charles Dickens, in proposing the toast of the
+evening:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;When a
+young child is produced after dinner to be shown to a circle of
+admiring relations and friends, it may generally be observed that
+their conversation&mdash;I suppose in an instinctive remembrance
+of the uncertainty of infant life&mdash;takes a retrospective
+turn.&nbsp; As how much the child has grown since the last
+dinner; what a remarkably fine child it is, to have been born
+only two or three years ago, how much stronger it looks now than
+before it had the measles, and so forth.&nbsp; When a young
+institution is produced after dinner, there is not the same
+uncertainty or delicacy as in the case of the child, and it may
+be confidently predicted of it that if it deserve to live it will
+surely live, and that if it deserve to die it will surely
+die.&nbsp; The proof of desert in such a case as this must be
+mainly sought, I suppose, firstly, in what the society means to
+do with its money; secondly, in the extent to which it is
+supported by the class with whom it originated, and for whose
+benefit it is designed; and, lastly, in the power of its hold
+upon the public.&nbsp; I add this lastly, because no such
+institution that ever I heard of ever yet dreamed of existing
+apart from the public, or ever yet considered it a degradation to
+accept the public support.</p>
+<p>Now, what the Newspaper Press Fund proposes to do with its
+money is to grant relief to members in want or distress, and to
+the widows, families, parents, or other near relatives of
+deceased members in right of a moderate provident annual
+subscription&mdash;commutable, I observe, for a moderate
+provident life subscription&mdash;and its members comprise the
+whole paid class of literary contributors to the press of the
+United Kingdom, and every class of reporters.&nbsp; The number of
+its members at this time last year was something below 100.&nbsp;
+At the present time it is somewhat above 170, not including 30
+members of the press who are regular subscribers, but have not as
+yet qualified as regular members.&nbsp; This number is steadily
+on the increase, not only as regards the metropolitan press, but
+also as regards the provincial throughout the country.&nbsp; I
+have observed within these few days that many members of the
+press at Manchester have lately at a meeting expressed a strong
+brotherly interest in this Institution, and a great desire to
+extend its operations, and to strengthen its hands, provided that
+something in the independent nature of life assurance and the
+purchase of deferred annuities could be introduced into its
+details, and always assuming that in it the metropolis and the
+provinces stand on perfectly equal ground.&nbsp; This appears to
+me to be a demand so very moderate, that I can hardly have a
+doubt of a response on the part of the managers, or of the
+beneficial and harmonious results.&nbsp; It only remains to add,
+on this head of desert, the agreeable circumstance that out of
+all the money collected in aid of the society during the last
+year more than one-third came exclusively from the press.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, in regard to the last
+claim&mdash;the last point of desert&mdash;the hold upon the
+public&mdash;I think I may say that probably not one single
+individual in this great company has failed to-day to see a
+newspaper, or has failed to-day to hear something derived from a
+newspaper which was quite unknown to him or to her
+yesterday.&nbsp; Of all those restless crowds that have this day
+thronged the streets of this enormous city, the same may be said
+as the general gigantic rule.&nbsp; It may be said almost
+equally, of the brightest and the dullest, the largest and the
+least provincial town in the empire; and this, observe, not only
+as to the active, the industrious, and the healthy among the
+population, but also to the bedridden, the idle, the blind, and
+the deaf and dumb.&nbsp; Now, if the men who provide this
+all-pervading presence, this wonderful, ubiquitous newspaper,
+with every description of intelligence on every subject of human
+interest, collected with immense pains and immense patience,
+often by the exercise of a laboriously-acquired faculty united to
+a natural aptitude, much of the work done in the night, at the
+sacrifice of rest and sleep, and (quite apart from the mental
+strain) by the constant overtasking of the two most delicate of
+the senses, sight and hearing&mdash;I say, if the men who,
+through the newspapers, from day to day, or from night to night,
+or from week to week, furnish the public with so much to
+remember, have not a righteous claim to be remembered by the
+public in return, then I declare before God I know no working
+class of the community who have.</p>
+<p>It would be absurd, it would be impertinent, in such an
+assembly as this, if I were to attempt to expatiate upon the
+extraordinary combination of remarkable qualities involved in the
+production of any newspaper.&nbsp; But assuming the majority of
+this associated body to be composed of reporters, because
+reporters, of one kind or other, compose the majority of the
+literary staff of almost every newspaper that is not a
+compilation, I would venture to remind you, if I delicately may,
+in the august presence of members of Parliament, how much we, the
+public, owe to the reporters if it were only for their skill in
+the two great sciences of condensation and rejection.&nbsp;
+Conceive what our sufferings, under an Imperial Parliament,
+however popularly constituted, under however glorious a
+constitution, would be if the reporters could not skip.&nbsp; Dr.
+Johnson, in one of his violent assertions, declared that
+&ldquo;the man who was afraid of anything must be a scoundrel,
+sir.&rdquo;&nbsp; By no means binding myself to this
+opinion&mdash;though admitting that the man who is afraid of a
+newspaper will generally be found to be rather something like it,
+I must still freely own that I should approach my Parliamentary
+debate with infinite fear and trembling if it were so unskilfully
+served up for my breakfast.&nbsp; Ever since the time when the
+old man and his son took their donkey home, which were the old
+Greek days, I believe, and probably ever since the time when the
+donkey went into the ark&mdash;perhaps he did not like his
+accommodation there&mdash;but certainly from that time downwards,
+he has objected to go in any direction required of him&mdash;from
+the remotest periods it has been found impossible to please
+everybody.</p>
+<p>I do not for a moment seek to conceal that I know this
+Institution has been objected to.&nbsp; As an open fact
+challenging the fre&euml;st discussion and inquiry, and seeking
+no sort of shelter or favour but what it can win, it has nothing,
+I apprehend, but itself, to urge against objection.&nbsp; No
+institution conceived in perfect honesty and good faith has a
+right to object to being questioned to any extent, and any
+institution so based must be in the end the better for it.&nbsp;
+Moreover, that this society has been questioned in quarters
+deserving of the most respectful attention I take to be an
+indisputable fact.&nbsp; Now, I for one have given that
+respectful attention, and I have come out of the discussion to
+where you see me.&nbsp; The whole circle of the arts is pervaded
+by institutions between which and this I can descry no
+difference.&nbsp; The painters&rsquo; art has four or five such
+institutions.&nbsp; The musicians&rsquo; art, so generously and
+charmingly represented here, has likewise several such
+institutions.&nbsp; In my own art there is one, concerning the
+details of which my noble friend the president of the society and
+myself have torn each other&rsquo;s hair to a considerable
+extent, and which I would, if I could, assimilate more nearly to
+this.&nbsp; In the dramatic art there are four, and I never yet
+heard of any objection to their principle, except, indeed, in the
+cases of some famous actors of large gains, who having through
+the whole period of their successes positively refused to
+establish a right in them, became, in their old age and decline,
+repentant suppliants for their bounty.&nbsp; Is it urged against
+this particular Institution that it is objectionable because a
+parliamentary reporter, for instance, might report a subscribing
+M.P. in large, and a non-subscribing M.P. in little?&nbsp; Apart
+from the sweeping nature of this charge, which, it is to be
+observed, lays the unfortunate member and the unfortunate
+reporter under pretty much the same suspicion&mdash;apart from
+this consideration, I reply that it is notorious in all newspaper
+offices that every such man is reported according to the position
+he can gain in the public eye, and according to the force and
+weight of what he has to say.&nbsp; And if there were ever to be
+among the members of this society one so very foolish to his
+brethren, and so very dishonourable to himself, as venally to
+abuse his trust, I confidently ask those here, the best
+acquainted with journalism, whether they believe it possible that
+any newspaper so ill-conducted as to fail instantly to detect him
+could possibly exist as a thriving enterprise for one single
+twelvemonth?&nbsp; No, ladies and gentlemen, the blundering
+stupidity of such an offence would have no chance against the
+acute sagacity of newspaper editors.&nbsp; But I will go further,
+and submit to you that its commission, if it be to be dreaded at
+all, is far more likely on the part of some recreant
+camp-follower of a scattered, disunited, and half-recognized
+profession, than when there is a public opinion established in
+it, by the union of all classes of its members for the common
+good: the tendency of which union must in the nature of things be
+to raise the lower members of the press towards the higher, and
+never to bring the higher members to the lower level.</p>
+<p>I hope I may be allowed in the very few closing words that I
+feel a desire to say in remembrance of some circumstances, rather
+special, attending my present occupation of this chair, to give
+those words something of a personal tone.&nbsp; I am not here
+advocating the case of a mere ordinary client of whom I have
+little or no knowledge.&nbsp; I hold a brief to-night for my
+brothers.&nbsp; I went into the gallery of the House of Commons
+as a parliamentary reporter when I was a boy not eighteen, and I
+left it&mdash;I can hardly believe the inexorable
+truth&mdash;nigh thirty years ago.&nbsp; I have pursued the
+calling of a reporter under circumstances of which many of my
+brethren at home in England here, many of my modern successors,
+can form no adequate conception.&nbsp; I have often transcribed
+for the printer, from my shorthand notes, important public
+speeches in which the strictest accuracy was required, and a
+mistake in which would have been to a young man severely
+compromising, writing on the palm of my hand, by the light of a
+dark lantern, in a post-chaise and four, galloping through a wild
+country, and through the dead of the night, at the then
+surprising rate of fifteen miles an hour.&nbsp; The very last
+time I was at Exeter, I strolled into the castle yard there to
+identify, for the amusement of a friend, the spot on which I once
+&ldquo;took,&rdquo; as we used to call it, an election speech of
+my noble friend Lord Russell, in the midst of a lively fight
+maintained by all the vagabonds in that division of the county,
+and under such a pelting rain, that I remember two goodnatured
+colleagues, who chanced to be at leisure, held a
+pocket-handkerchief over my notebook, after the manner of a state
+canopy in an ecclesiastical procession.&nbsp; I have worn my
+knees by writing on them on the old back row of the old gallery
+of the old House of Commons; and I have worn my feet by standing
+to write in a preposterous pen in the old House of Lords, where
+we used to be huddled together like so many sheep&mdash;kept in
+waiting, say, until the woolsack might want re-stuffing.&nbsp;
+Returning home from excited political meetings in the country to
+the waiting press in London, I do verily believe I have been
+upset in almost every description of vehicle known in this
+country.&nbsp; I have been, in my time, belated on miry by-roads,
+towards the small hours, forty or fifty miles from London, in a
+wheelless carriage, with exhausted horses and drunken postboys,
+and have got back in time for publication, to be received with
+never-forgotten compliments by the late Mr. Black, coming in the
+broadest of Scotch from the broadest of hearts I ever knew.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I mention these trivial things as an
+assurance to you that I never have forgotten the fascination of
+that old pursuit.&nbsp; The pleasure that I used to feel in the
+rapidity and dexterity of its exercise has never faded out of my
+breast.&nbsp; Whatever little cunning of hand or head I took to
+it, or acquired in it, I have so retained as that I fully believe
+I could resume it to-morrow, very little the worse from long
+disuse.&nbsp; To this present year of my life, when I sit in this
+hall, or where not, hearing a dull speech, the phenomenon does
+occur&mdash;I sometimes beguile the tedium of the moment by
+mentally following the speaker in the old, old way; and
+sometimes, if you can believe me, I even find my hand going on
+the table-cloth, taking an imaginary note of it all.&nbsp; Accept
+these little truths as a confirmation of what I know; as a
+confirmation of my undying interest in this old calling.&nbsp;
+Accept them as a proof that my feeling for the location of my
+youth is not a sentiment taken up to-night to be thrown away
+to-morrow&mdash;but is a faithful sympathy which is a part of
+myself.&nbsp; I verily believe&mdash;I am sure&mdash;that if I
+had never quitted my old calling I should have been foremost and
+zealous in the interests of this Institution, believing it to be
+a sound, a wholesome, and a good one.&nbsp; Ladies and gentlemen,
+I am to propose to you to drink &ldquo;Prosperity to the
+Newspaper Press Fund,&rdquo; with which toast I will connect, as
+to its acknowledgment, a name that has shed new brilliancy on
+even the foremost newspaper in the world&mdash;the illustrious
+name of Mr. Russell.</p>
+<h2><a name="page196"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+196</span>XXX.<br />
+KNEBWORTH, JULY 29, 1865.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above date the members of the
+&ldquo;Guild of Literature and Art&rdquo; proceeded to the
+neighbourhood of Stevenage, near the magnificent seat of the
+President, Lord Lytton, to inspect three houses built in the
+Gothic style, on the ground given by him for the purpose.&nbsp;
+After their survey, the party drove to Knebworth to partake of
+the hospitality of Lord Lytton.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens, who was one of
+the guests, proposed the health of the host in the following
+words:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;It was
+said by a very sagacious person, whose authority I am sure my
+friend of many years will not impugn, seeing that he was named
+Augustus Tomlinson, the kind friend and philosopher of Paul
+Clifford&mdash;it was said by that remarkable man, &ldquo;Life is
+short, and why should speeches be long?&rdquo;&nbsp; An aphorism
+so sensible under all circumstances, and particularly in the
+circumstances in which we are placed, with this delicious weather
+and such charming gardens near us, I shall practically adopt on
+the present occasion; and the rather so because the speech of my
+friend was exhaustive of the subject, as his speeches always are,
+though not in the least exhaustive of his audience.&nbsp; In
+thanking him for the toast which he has done us the honour to
+propose, allow me to correct an error into which he has
+fallen.&nbsp; Allow me to state that these houses never could
+have been built but for his zealous and valuable co-operation,
+and also that the pleasant labour out of which they have arisen
+would have lost one of its greatest charms and strongest
+impulses, if it had lost his ever ready sympathy with that class
+in which he has risen to the foremost rank, and of which he is
+the brightest ornament.</p>
+<p>Having said this much as simply due to my friend, I can only
+say, on behalf of my associates, that the ladies and gentlemen
+whom we shall invite to occupy the houses we have built will
+never be placed under any social disadvantage.&nbsp; They will be
+invited to occupy them as artists, receiving them as a mark of
+the high respect in which they are held by their
+fellow-workers.&nbsp; As artists I hope they will often exercise
+their calling within those walls for the general advantage; and
+they will always claim, on equal terms, the hospitality of their
+generous neighbour.</p>
+<p>Now I am sure I shall be giving utterance to the feelings of
+my brothers and sisters in literature in proposing &ldquo;Health,
+long life, and prosperity to our distinguished host.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Ladies and gentlemen, you know very well that when the health,
+life, and beauty now overflowing these halls shall have fled,
+crowds of people will come to see the place where he lived and
+wrote.&nbsp; Setting aside the orator and statesman&mdash;for
+happily we know no party here but this agreeable
+party&mdash;setting aside all, this you know very well, that this
+is the home of a very great man whose connexion with
+Hertfordshire every other county in England will envy for many
+long years to come.&nbsp; You know that when this hall is dullest
+and emptiest you can make it when you please brightest and
+fullest by peopling it with the creations of his brilliant
+fancy.&nbsp; Let us all wish together that they may be many
+more&mdash;for the more they are the better it will be, and, as
+he always excels himself, the better they will be.&nbsp; I ask
+you to listen to their praises and not to mine, and to let them,
+not me, propose his health.</p>
+<h2><a name="page198"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+198</span>XXXI.<br />
+LONDON, FEBRUARY 14, 1866.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On this occasion Mr. Dickens officiated as
+Chairman at the annual dinner of the Dramatic, Equestrian, and
+Musical Fund, at Willis&rsquo;s Rooms, where he made the
+following speech:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies</span>, before I couple you with
+the gentlemen, which will be at least proper to the inscription
+over my head (St. Valentine&rsquo;s day)&mdash;before I do so,
+allow me, on behalf of my grateful sex here represented, to thank
+you for the great pleasure and interest with which your gracious
+presence at these festivals never fails to inspire us.&nbsp;
+There is no English custom which is so manifestly a relic of
+savage life as that custom which usually excludes you from
+participation in similar gatherings.&nbsp; And although the crime
+carries its own heavy punishment along with it, in respect that
+it divests a public dinner of its most beautiful ornament and of
+its most fascinating charm, still the offence is none the less to
+be severely reprehended on every possible occasion, as outraging
+equally nature and art.&nbsp; I believe that as little is known
+of the saint whose name is written here as can well be known of
+any saint or sinner.&nbsp; We, your loyal servants, are deeply
+thankful to him for having somehow gained possession of one day
+in the year&mdash;for having, as no doubt he has, arranged the
+almanac for 1866&mdash;expressly to delight us with the
+enchanting fiction that we have some tender proprietorship in you
+which we should scarcely dare to claim on a less auspicious
+occasion.&nbsp; Ladies, the utmost devotion sanctioned by the
+saint we beg to lay at your feet, and any little innocent
+privileges to which we may be entitled by the same authority we
+beg respectfully but firmly to claim at your hands.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, you need no ghost to inform you
+that I am going to propose &ldquo;Prosperity to the Dramatic,
+Musical, and Equestrian Sick Fund Association,&rdquo; and,
+further, that I should be going to ask you actively to promote
+that prosperity by liberally contributing to its funds, if that
+task were not reserved for a much more persuasive speaker.&nbsp;
+But I rest the strong claim of the society for its useful
+existence and its truly charitable functions on a very few words,
+though, as well as I can recollect, upon something like six
+grounds.&nbsp; First, it relieves the sick; secondly, it buries
+the dead; thirdly, it enables the poor members of the profession
+to journey to accept new engagements whenever they find
+themselves stranded in some remote, inhospitable place, or when,
+from other circumstances, they find themselves perfectly crippled
+as to locomotion for want of money; fourthly, it often finds such
+engagements for them by acting as their honest, disinterested
+agent; fifthly, it is its principle to act humanely upon the
+instant, and never, as is too often the case within my
+experience, to beat about the bush till the bush is withered and
+dead; lastly, the society is not in the least degree exclusive,
+but takes under its comprehensive care the whole range of the
+theatre and the concert-room, from the manager in his room of
+state, or in his caravan, or at the drum-head&mdash;down to the
+theatrical housekeeper, who is usually to be found amongst the
+cobwebs and the flies, or down to the hall porter, who passes his
+life in a thorough draught&mdash;and, to the best of my
+observation, in perpetually interrupted endeavours to eat
+something with a knife and fork out of a basin, by a dusty fire,
+in that extraordinary little gritty room, upon which the sun
+never shines, and on the portals of which are inscribed the magic
+words, &ldquo;stage-door.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, this society administers its
+benefits sometimes by way of loan; sometimes by way of gift;
+sometimes by way of assurance at very low premiums; sometimes to
+members, oftener to non-members; always expressly, remember,
+through the hands of a secretary or committee well acquainted
+with the wants of the applicants, and thoroughly versed, if not
+by hard experience at least by sympathy, in the calamities and
+uncertainties incidental to the general calling.&nbsp; One must
+know something of the general calling to know what those
+afflictions are.&nbsp; A lady who had been upon the stage from
+her earliest childhood till she was a blooming woman, and who
+came from a long line of provincial actors and actresses, once
+said to me when she was happily married; when she was rich,
+beloved, courted; when she was mistress of a fine
+house&mdash;once said to me at the head of her own table,
+surrounded by distinguished guests of every degree, &ldquo;Oh,
+but I have never forgotten the hard time when I was on the stage,
+and when my baby brother died, and when my poor mother and I
+brought the little baby from Ireland to England, and acted three
+nights in England, as we had acted three nights in Ireland, with
+the pretty creature lying upon the only bed in our lodging before
+we got the money to pay for its funeral.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, such things are, every day, to this
+hour; but, happily, at this day and in this hour this association
+has arisen to be the timely friend of such great distress.</p>
+<p>It is not often the fault of the sufferers that they fall into
+these straits.&nbsp; Struggling artists must necessarily change
+from place to place, and thus it frequently happens that they
+become, as it were, strangers in every place, and very slight
+circumstances&mdash;a passing illness, the sickness of the
+husband, wife, or child, a serious town, an anathematising
+expounder of the gospel of gentleness and forbearance&mdash;any
+one of these causes may often in a few hours wreck them upon a
+rock in the barren ocean; and then, happily, this society, with
+the swift alacrity of the life-boat, dashes to the rescue, and
+takes them off.&nbsp; Looking just now over the last report
+issued by this society, and confining my scrutiny to the head of
+illness alone, I find that in one year, I think, 672 days of
+sickness had been assuaged by its means.&nbsp; In nine years,
+which then formed the term of its existence, as many as 5,500 and
+odd.&nbsp; Well, I thought when I saw 5,500 and odd days of
+sickness, this is a very serious sum, but add the nights!&nbsp;
+Add the nights&mdash;those long, dreary hours in the twenty-four
+when the shadow of death is darkest, when despondency is
+strongest, and when hope is weakest, before you gauge the good
+that is done by this institution, and before you gauge the good
+that really will be done by every shilling that you bestow here
+to-night.&nbsp; Add, more than all, that the improvidence, the
+recklessness of the general multitude of poor members of this
+profession, I should say is a cruel, conventional fable.&nbsp;
+Add that there is no class of society the members of which so
+well help themselves, or so well help each other.&nbsp; Not in
+the whole grand chapters of Westminster Abbey and York Minster,
+not in the whole quadrangle of the Royal Exchange, not in the
+whole list of members of the Stock Exchange, not in the Inns of
+Court, not in the College of Physicians, not in the College of
+Surgeons, can there possibly be found more remarkable instances
+of uncomplaining poverty, of cheerful, constant self-denial, of
+the generous remembrance of the claims of kindred and
+professional brotherhood, than will certainly be found in the
+dingiest and dirtiest concert room, in the least lucid
+theatre&mdash;even in the raggedest tent circus that was ever
+stained by weather.</p>
+<p>I have been twitted in print before now with rather flattering
+actors when I address them as one of their trustees at their
+General Fund dinner.&nbsp; Believe me, I flatter nobody, unless
+it be sometimes myself; but, in such a company as the present, I
+always feel it my manful duty to bear my testimony to this
+fact&mdash;first, because it is opposed to a stupid, unfeeling
+libel; secondly, because my doing so may afford some slight
+encouragement to the persons who are unjustly depreciated; and
+lastly, and most of all, because I know it is the truth.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time we should what we
+professionally call &ldquo;ring down&rdquo; on these
+remarks.&nbsp; If you, such members of the general public as are
+here, will only think the great theatrical curtain has really
+fallen and been taken up again for the night on that dull, dark
+vault which many of us know so well; if you will only think of
+the theatre or other place of entertainment as empty; if you will
+only think of the &ldquo;float,&rdquo; or other gas-fittings, as
+extinguished; if you will only think of the people who have
+beguiled you of an evening&rsquo;s care, whose little vanities
+and almost childish foibles are engendered in their competing
+face to face with you for your favour&mdash;surely it may be said
+their feelings are partly of your making, while their virtues are
+all their own.&nbsp; If you will only do this, and follow them
+out of that sham place into the real world, where it rains real
+rain, snows real snow, and blows real wind; where people sustain
+themselves by real money, which is much harder to get, much
+harder to make, and very much harder to give away than the pieces
+of tobacco-pipe in property bags&mdash;if you will only do this,
+and do it in a really kind, considerate spirit, this society,
+then certain of the result of the night&rsquo;s proceedings, can
+ask no more.&nbsp; I beg to propose to you to drink
+&ldquo;Prosperity to the Dramatic, Equestrian, and Musical Sick
+Fund Association.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[Mr. Dickens, in proposing the next toast, said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>Gentlemen: as I addressed myself to the ladies last time, so I
+address you this time, and I give you the delightful assurance
+that it is positively my last appearance but one on the present
+occasion.&nbsp; A certain Mr. Pepys, who was Secretary for the
+Admiralty in the days of Charles II., who kept a diary well in
+shorthand, which he supposed no one could read, and which
+consequently remains to this day the most honest diary known to
+print&mdash;Mr. Pepys had two special and very strong likings,
+the ladies and the theatres.&nbsp; But Mr. Pepys, whenever he
+committed any slight act of remissness, or any little peccadillo
+which was utterly and wholly untheatrical, used to comfort his
+conscience by recording a vow that he would abstain from the
+theatres for a certain time.&nbsp; In the first part of Mr.
+Pepys&rsquo; character I have no doubt we fully agree with him;
+in the second I have no doubt we do not.</p>
+<p>I learn this experience of Mr. Pepys from remembrance of a
+passage in his diary that I was reading the other night, from
+which it appears that he was not only curious in plays, but
+curious in sermons; and that one night when he happened to be
+walking past St. Dunstan&rsquo;s Church, he turned, went in, and
+heard what he calls &ldquo;a very edifying discourse;&rdquo;
+during the delivery of which discourse, he notes in his
+diary&mdash;&ldquo;I stood by a pretty young maid, whom I did
+attempt to take by the hand.&rdquo;&nbsp; But he
+adds&mdash;&ldquo;She would not; and I did perceive that she had
+pins in her pocket with which to prick me if I should touch her
+again&mdash;and was glad that I spied her design.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Afterwards, about the close of the same edifying discourse, Mr.
+Pepys found himself near another pretty, fair young maid, who
+would seem upon the whole to have had no pins, and to have been
+more impressible.</p>
+<p>Now, the moral of this story which I wish to suggest to you
+is, that we have been this evening in St. James&rsquo;s much more
+timid than Mr. Pepys was in St. Dunstan&rsquo;s, and that we have
+conducted ourselves very much better.&nbsp; As a slight
+recompense to us for our highly meritorious conduct, and as a
+little relief to our over-charged hearts, I beg to propose that
+we devote this bumper to invoking a blessing on the ladies.&nbsp;
+It is the privilege of this society annually to hear a lady speak
+for her own sex.&nbsp; Who so competent to do this as Mrs.
+Stirling?&nbsp; Surely one who has so gracefully and
+captivatingly, with such an exquisite mixture of art, and fancy,
+and fidelity, represented her own sex in innumerable charities,
+under an infinite variety of phases, cannot fail to represent
+them well in her own character, especially when it is, amidst her
+many triumphs, the most agreeable of all.&nbsp; I beg to propose
+to you &ldquo;The Ladies,&rdquo; and I will couple with that
+toast the name of Mrs. Stirling.</p>
+<h2><a name="page205"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+205</span>XXXII.<br />
+LONDON, MARCH 28, 1866.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The following speech was made by Mr. Dickens
+at the Annual Festival of the Royal General Theatrical Fund, held
+at the Freemasons&rsquo; Tavern, in proposing the health of the
+Lord Mayor (Sir Benjamin Phillips), who occupied the chair.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>, in my childish days I
+remember to have had a vague but profound admiration for a
+certain legendary person called the Lord Mayor&rsquo;s
+fool.&nbsp; I had the highest opinion of the intellectual
+capacity of that suppositious retainer of the Mansion House, and
+I really regarded him with feelings approaching to absolute
+veneration, because my nurse informed me on every gastronomic
+occasion that the Lord Mayor&rsquo;s fool liked everything that
+was good.&nbsp; You will agree with me, I have no doubt, that if
+this discriminating jester had existed at the present time he
+could not fail to have liked his master very much, seeing that so
+good a Lord Mayor is very rarely to be found, and that a better
+Lord Mayor could not possibly be.</p>
+<p>You have already divined, gentlemen, that I am about to
+propose to you to drink the health of the right honourable
+gentleman in the chair.&nbsp; As one of the Trustees of the
+General Theatrical Fund, I beg officially to tender him my best
+thanks for lending the very powerful aid of his presence, his
+influence, and his personal character to this very deserving
+Institution.&nbsp; As his private friends we ventured to urge
+upon him to do us this gracious act, and I beg to assure you that
+the perfect simplicity, modesty, cordiality, and frankness with
+which he assented, enhanced the gift one thousand fold.&nbsp; I
+think it must also be very agreeable to a company like this to
+know that the President of the night is not ceremoniously
+pretending, &ldquo;positively for this night only,&rdquo; to have
+an interest in the drama, but that he has an unusual and thorough
+acquaintance with it, and that he has a living and discerning
+knowledge of the merits of the great old actors.&nbsp; It is very
+pleasant to me to remember that the Lord Mayor and I once
+beguiled the tedium of a journey by exchanging our experiences
+upon this subject.&nbsp; I rather prided myself on being
+something of an old stager, but I found the Lord Mayor so
+thoroughly up in all the stock pieces, and so knowing and yet so
+fresh about the merits of those who are most and best identified
+with them, that I readily recognised in him what would be called
+in fistic language, a very ugly customer&mdash;one, I assure you,
+by no means to be settled by any novice not in thorough good
+theatrical training.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, we have all known from our earliest infancy that
+when the giants in Guildhall hear the clock strike one, they come
+down to dinner.&nbsp; Similarly, when the City of London shall
+hear but one single word in just disparagement of its present
+Lord Mayor, whether as its enlightened chief magistrate, or as
+one of its merchants, or as one of its true gentlemen, he will
+then descend from the high personal place which he holds in the
+general honour and esteem.&nbsp; Until then he will remain upon
+his pedestal, and my private opinion, between ourselves, is that
+the giants will come down long before him.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, in conclusion, I would remark that when the Lord
+Mayor made his truly remarkable, and truly manly, and unaffected
+speech, I could not but be struck by the odd reversal of the
+usual circumstances at the Mansion House, which he presented to
+our view, for whereas it is a very common thing for persons to be
+brought tremblingly before the Lord Mayor, the Lord Mayor
+presented himself as being brought tremblingly before us.&nbsp; I
+hope that the result may hold still further, for whereas it is a
+common thing for the Lord Mayor to say to a repentant criminal
+who does not seem to have much harm in him, &ldquo;let me never
+see you here again,&rdquo; so I would propose that we all with
+one accord say to the Lord Mayor, &ldquo;Let us by all means see
+you here again on the first opportunity.&rdquo;&nbsp; Gentlemen,
+I beg to propose to you to drink, with all the honours,
+&ldquo;The health of the right hon. the Lord Mayor.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page208"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+208</span>XXXIII.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 7, 1866.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The Members of the Metropolitan Rowing Clubs
+dining together at the London Tavern, on the above date, Mr.
+Dickens, as President of the Nautilus Rowing Club, occupied the
+chair.&nbsp; The Speech that follows was made in proposing
+&ldquo;Prosperity to the Rowing Clubs of London.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr.
+Dickens said that:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">He</span> could not avoid the remembrance
+of what very poor things the amateur rowing clubs on the Thames
+were in the early days of his noviciate; not to mention the
+difference in the build of the boats.&nbsp; He could not get on
+in the beginning without being a pupil under an anomalous
+creature called a &ldquo;fireman waterman,&rdquo; who wore an
+eminently tall hat, and a perfectly unaccountable uniform, of
+which it might be said that if it was less adapted for one thing
+than another, that thing was fire.&nbsp; He recollected that this
+gentleman had on some former day won a King&rsquo;s prize wherry,
+and they used to go about in this accursed wherry, he and a
+partner, doing all the hard work, while the fireman drank all the
+beer.&nbsp; The river was very much clearer, fre&euml;r, and
+cleaner in those days than these; but he was persuaded that this
+philosophical old boatman could no more have dreamt of seeing the
+spectacle which had taken place on Saturday (the procession of
+the boats of the Metropolitan Amateur Rowing Clubs), or of seeing
+these clubs matched for skill and speed, than he (the Chairman)
+should dare to announce through the usual authentic channels that
+he was to be heard of at the bar below, and that he was perfectly
+prepared to accommodate Mr. James Mace if he meant
+business.&nbsp; Nevertheless, he could recollect that he had
+turned out for a spurt a few years ago on the River Thames with
+an occasional Secretary, who should be nameless, and some other
+Eton boys, and that he could hold his own against them.&nbsp;
+More recently still, the last time that he rowed down from Oxford
+he was supposed to cover himself with honour, though he must
+admit that he found the &ldquo;locks&rdquo; so picturesque as to
+require much examination for the discovery of their beauty.&nbsp;
+But what he wanted to say was this, that though his
+&ldquo;fireman waterman&rdquo; was one of the greatest humbugs
+that ever existed, he yet taught him what an honest, healthy,
+manly sport this was.&nbsp; Their waterman would bid them pull
+away, and assure them that they were certain of winning in some
+race.&nbsp; And here he would remark that aquatic sports never
+entailed a moment&rsquo;s cruelty, or a moment&rsquo;s pain, upon
+any living creature.&nbsp; Rowing men pursued recreation under
+circumstances which braced their muscles, and cleared the cobwebs
+from their minds.&nbsp; He assured them that he regarded such
+clubs as these as a &ldquo;national blessing.&rdquo;&nbsp; They
+owed, it was true, a vast deal to steam power&mdash;as was
+sometimes proved at matches on the Thames&mdash;but, at the same
+time, they were greatly indebted to all that tended to keep up a
+healthy, manly tone.&nbsp; He understood that there had been a
+committee selected for the purpose of arranging a great amateur
+regatta, which was to take place off Putney in the course of the
+season that was just begun.&nbsp; He could not abstain from
+availing himself of this occasion to express a hope that the
+committee would successfully carry on its labours to a triumphant
+result, and that they should see upon the Thames, in the course
+of this summer, such a brilliant sight as had never been seen
+there before.&nbsp; To secure this there must be some hard work,
+skilful combinations, and rather large subscriptions.&nbsp; But
+although the aggregate result must be great, it by no means
+followed that it need be at all large in its individual
+details.</p>
+<p>[In conclusion, Mr. Dickens made a laughable comparison
+between the paying off or purification of the national debt and
+the purification of the River Thames.]</p>
+<h2><a name="page211"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+211</span>XXXIV.<br />
+LONDON, JUNE 5, 1867.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above date Mr. Dickens presided at the
+Ninth Anniversary Festival of the Railway Benevolent Society, at
+Willis&rsquo;s Rooms, and in proposing the toast of the evening,
+made the following speech.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Although</span> we have not yet left
+behind us by the distance of nearly fifty years the time when one
+of the first literary authorities of this country insisted upon
+the speed of the fastest railway train that the Legisture might
+disastrously sanction being limited by Act of Parliament to ten
+miles an hour, yet it does somehow happen that this evening, and
+every evening, there are railway trains running pretty smoothly
+to Ireland and to Scotland at the rate of fifty miles an hour;
+much as it was objected in its time to vaccination, that it must
+have a tendency to impart to human children something of the
+nature of the cow, whereas I believe to this very time vaccinated
+children are found to be as easily defined from calves as they
+ever were, and certainly they have no cheapening influence on the
+price of veal; much as it was objected that chloroform was a
+contravention of the will of Providence, because it lessened
+providentially-inflicted pain, which would be a reason for your
+not rubbing your face if you had the tooth-ache, or not rubbing
+your nose if it itched; so it was evidently predicted that the
+railway system, even if anything so absurd could be productive of
+any result, would infallibly throw half the nation out of
+employment; whereas, you observe that the very cause and occasion
+of our coming here together to-night is, apart from the various
+tributary channels of occupation which it has opened out, that it
+has called into existence a specially and directly employed
+population of upwards of 200,000 persons.</p>
+<p>Now, gentlemen, it is pretty clear and obvious that upwards of
+200,000 persons engaged upon the various railways of the United
+Kingdom cannot be rich; and although their duties require great
+care and great exactness, and although our lives are every day,
+humanly speaking, in the hands of many of them, still, for the
+most of these places there will be always great competition,
+because they are not posts which require skilled workmen to
+hold.&nbsp; Wages, as you know very well, cannot be high where
+competition is great, and you also know very well that railway
+directors, in the bargains they make, and the salaries which they
+pay, have to deal with the money of the shareholders, to whom
+they are accountable.&nbsp; Thus it necessarily happens that
+railway officers and servants are not remunerated on the whole by
+any means splendidly, and that they cannot hope in the ordinary
+course of things to do more than meet the ordinary wants and
+hazards of life.&nbsp; But it is to be observed that the general
+hazards are in their case, by reason of the dangerous nature of
+their avocations, exceptionally great, so very great, I find, as
+to be stateable, on the authority of a parliamentary paper, by
+the very startling round of figures, that whereas one railway
+traveller in 8,000,000 of passengers is killed, one railway
+servant in every 2,000 is killed.</p>
+<p>Hence, from general, special, as well, no doubt, for the usual
+prudential and benevolent considerations, there came to be
+established among railway officers and servants, nine years ago,
+the Railway Benevolent Association.&nbsp; I may suppose,
+therefore, as it was established nine years ago, that this is the
+ninth occasion of publishing from this chair the banns between
+this institution and the public.&nbsp; Nevertheless, I feel bound
+individually to do my duty the same as if it had never been done
+before, and to ask whether there is any just cause or impediment
+why these two parties&mdash;the institution and the
+public&mdash;should not be joined together in holy charity.&nbsp;
+As I understand the society, its objects are
+five-fold&mdash;first, to guarantee annuities which, it is always
+to be observed, is paid out of the interest of invested capital,
+so that those annuities may be secure and safe&mdash;annual
+pensions, varying from &pound;10 to &pound;25, to distressed
+railway officers and servants incapacitated by age, sickness, or
+accident; secondly, to guarantee small pensions to distressed
+widows; thirdly, to educate and maintain orphan children;
+fourthly, to provide temporary relief for all those classes till
+lasting relief can be guaranteed out of funds sufficiently large
+for the purpose; lastly, to induce railway officers and servants
+to assure their lives in some well-established office by
+sub-dividing the payment of the premiums into small periodical
+sums, and also by granting a reversionary bonus of &pound;10 per
+cent. on the amount assured from the funds of the
+institution.</p>
+<p>This is the society we are met to assist&mdash;simple,
+sympathetic, practical, easy, sensible, unpretending.&nbsp; The
+number of its members is large, and rapidly on the increase: they
+number 12,000; the amount of invested capital is very nearly
+&pound;15,000; it has done a world of good and a world of work in
+these first nine years of its life; and yet I am proud to say
+that the annual cost of the maintenance of the institution is no
+more than &pound;250.&nbsp; And now if you do not know all about
+it in a small compass, either I do not know all about it myself,
+or the fault must be in my &ldquo;packing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>One naturally passes from what the institution is and has
+done, to what it wants.&nbsp; Well, it wants to do more good, and
+it cannot possibly do more good until it has more money.&nbsp; It
+cannot safely, and therefore it cannot honourably, grant more
+pensions to deserving applicants until it grows richer, and it
+cannot grow rich enough for its laudable purpose by its own
+unaided self.&nbsp; The thing is absolutely impossible.&nbsp; The
+means of these railway officers and servants are far too
+limited.&nbsp; Even if they were helped to the utmost by the
+great railway companies, their means would still be too limited;
+even if they were helped&mdash;and I hope they shortly will
+be&mdash;by some of the great corporations of this country, whom
+railways have done so much to enrich.&nbsp; These railway
+officers and servants, on their road to a very humble and modest
+superannuation, can no more do without the help of the great
+public, than the great public, on their road from Torquay to
+Aberdeen, can do without them.&nbsp; Therefore, I desire to ask
+the public whether the servants of the great railways&mdash;who,
+in fact, are their servants, their ready, zealous, faithful,
+hard-working servants&mdash;whether they have not established,
+whether they do not every day establish, a reasonable claim to
+liberal remembrance.</p>
+<p>Now, gentlemen, on this point of the case there is a story
+once told me by a friend of mine, which seems to my mind to have
+a certain application.&nbsp; My friend was an American
+sea-captain, and, therefore, it is quite unnecessary to say his
+story was quite true.&nbsp; He was captain and part owner of a
+large American merchant liner.&nbsp; On a certain voyage out, in
+exquisite summer weather, he had for cabin passengers one
+beautiful young lady, and ten more or less beautiful young
+gentlemen.&nbsp; Light winds or dead calms prevailing, the voyage
+was slow.&nbsp; They had made half their distance when the ten
+young gentlemen were all madly in love with the beautiful young
+lady.&nbsp; They had all proposed to her, and bloodshed among the
+rivals seemed imminent pending the young lady&rsquo;s
+decision.&nbsp; On this extremity the beautiful young lady
+confided in my friend the captain, who gave her discreet
+advice.&nbsp; He said: &ldquo;If your affections are disengaged,
+take that one of the young gentlemen whom you like the best and
+settle the question.&rdquo;&nbsp; To this the beautiful young
+lady made reply, &ldquo;I cannot do that because I like them all
+equally well.&rdquo;&nbsp; My friend, who was a man of resource,
+hit upon this ingenious expedient, said he, &ldquo;To-morrow
+morning at mid-day, when lunch is announced, do you plunge bodily
+overboard, head foremost.&nbsp; I will be alongside in a boat to
+rescue you, and take the one of the ten who rushes to your
+rescue, and then you can afterwards have him.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+beautiful young lady highly approved, and did accordingly.&nbsp;
+But after she plunged in, nine out of the ten more or less
+beautiful young gentlemen plunged in after her; and the tenth
+remained and shed tears, looking over the side of the
+vessel.&nbsp; They were all picked up, and restored dripping to
+the deck.&nbsp; The beautiful young lady upon seeing them said,
+&ldquo;What am I to do?&nbsp; See what a plight they are
+in.&nbsp; How can I possibly choose, because every one of them is
+equally wet?&rdquo;&nbsp; Then said my friend the captain, acting
+upon a sudden inspiration, &ldquo;Take the dry one.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+I am sorry to say that she did so, and they lived happy ever
+afterwards.</p>
+<p>Now, gentleman, in my application of this story, I exactly
+reverse my friend the captain&rsquo;s anecdote, and I entreat the
+public in looking about to consider who are fit subjects for
+their bounty, to give each his hand with something in it, and not
+award a dry hand to the industrious railway servant who is always
+at his back.&nbsp; And I would ask any one with a doubt upon this
+subject to consider what his experience of the railway servant is
+from the time of his departure to his arrival at his
+destination.&nbsp; I know what mine is.&nbsp; Here he is, in
+velveteen or in a policeman&rsquo;s dress, scaling cabs, storming
+carriages, finding lost articles by a sort of instinct, binding
+up lost umbrellas and walking sticks, wheeling trucks,
+counselling old ladies, with a wonderful interest in their
+affairs&mdash;mostly very complicated&mdash;and sticking labels
+upon all sorts of articles.&nbsp; I look around&mdash;there he
+is, in a station-master&rsquo;s uniform, directing and
+overseeing, with the head of a general, and with the courteous
+manners of a gentleman; and then there is the handsome figure of
+the guard, who inspires confidence in timid passengers.&nbsp; I
+glide out of the station, and there he is again with his flags in
+his hand at his post in the open country, at the level crossing,
+at the cutting, at the tunnel mouth, and at every station on the
+road until our destination is reached.&nbsp; In regard,
+therefore, to the railway servants with whom we do come into
+contact, we may surely have some natural sympathy, and it is on
+their behalf that I this night appeal to you.&nbsp; I beg now to
+propose &ldquo;Success to the Railway Benevolent
+Society.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page217"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+217</span>XXXV.<br />
+LONDON, SEPTEMBER 17, 1867.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On presiding at a public Meeting of the
+Printers&rsquo; Readers, held at the Salisbury Hotel, on the
+above date, Mr. Dickens said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">That</span> as the meeting was convened,
+not to hear him, but to hear a statement of facts and figures
+very nearly affecting the personal interests of the great
+majority of those present, his preface to the proceedings need be
+very brief.&nbsp; Of the details of the question he knew, of his
+own knowledge, absolutely nothing; but he had consented to occupy
+the chair on that occasion at the request of the London
+Association of Correctors of the Press for two
+reasons&mdash;first, because he thought that openness and
+publicity in such cases were a very wholesome example very much
+needed at this time, and were highly becoming to a body of men
+associated with that great public safeguard&mdash;the Press;
+secondly, because he knew from some slight practical experience,
+what the duties of correctors of the press were, and how their
+duties were usually discharged; and he could testify, and did
+testify, that they were not mechanical, that they were not mere
+matters of manipulation and routine; but that they required from
+those who performed them much natural intelligence, much
+super-added cultivation, readiness of reference, quickness of
+resource, an excellent memory, and a clear understanding.&nbsp;
+He most gratefully acknowledged that he had never gone through
+the sheets of any book that he had written, without having
+presented to him by the correctors of the press something that he
+had overlooked, some slight inconsistency into which he had
+fallen, some little lapse he had made&mdash;in short, without
+having set down in black and white some unquestionable indication
+that he had been closely followed through the work by a patient
+and trained mind, and not merely by a skilful eye.&nbsp; And in
+this declaration he had not the slightest doubt that the great
+body of his brother and sister writers would, as a plain act of
+justice, readily concur.&nbsp; For these plain reasons he was
+there; and being there he begged to assure them that every one
+present&mdash;that every speaker&mdash;would have a patient
+hearing, whatever his opinions might be.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[The proceedings concluded with a very cordial and hearty vote
+of thanks to Mr. Dickens for taking the chair on the
+occasion.]</p>
+<p>Mr. Dickens briefly returned thanks, and expressed the belief
+that their very calm and temperate proceedings would finally
+result in the establishment of relations of perfect amity between
+the employers and the employed, and consequently conduce to the
+general welfare of both.</p>
+<h2><a name="page219"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+219</span>XXXVI.<br />
+LONDON, NOVEMBER 2, 1867.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On Saturday evening, November 2, 1867, a
+grand complimentary farewell dinner was given to Mr. Dickens at
+the Freemasons&rsquo; Tavern on the occasion of his revisiting
+the United States of America.&nbsp; Lord Lytton officiated as
+chairman, and proposed as a toast&mdash;&ldquo;A Prosperous
+Voyage, Health, and Long Life to our Illustrious Guest and
+Countryman, Charles Dickens&rdquo;.&nbsp; The toast was drunk
+with all the honours, and one cheer more.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens then
+rose, and spoke as follows:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">No</span> thanks that I can offer you can
+express my sense of my reception by this great assemblage, or can
+in the least suggest to you how deep the glowing words of my
+friend the chairman, and your acceptance of them, have sunk into
+my heart.&nbsp; But both combined have so greatly shaken the
+composure which I am used to command before an audience, that I
+hope you may observe in me some traces of an eloquence more
+expressive than the richest words.&nbsp; To say that I am
+fervently grateful to you is to say nothing; to say that I can
+never forget this beautiful sight, is to say nothing; to say that
+it brings upon me a rush of emotion not only in the present, but
+in the thought of its remembrance in the future by those who are
+dearest to me, is to say nothing; but to feel all this for the
+moment, even almost to pain, is very much indeed.&nbsp; Mercutio
+says of the wound in his breast, dealt him by the hand of a foe,
+that&mdash;&ldquo;&rsquo;Tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide
+as a church door; but &rsquo;tis enough, &rsquo;twill
+serve.&rdquo; <a name="citation220"></a><a href="#footnote220"
+class="citation">[220]</a>&nbsp; I may say of the wound in my
+breast, newly dealt to me by the hands of my friends, that it is
+deeper than the soundless sea, and wider than the whole Catholic
+Church.&nbsp; I may safely add that it has for the moment almost
+stricken me dumb.&nbsp; I should be more than human, and I assure
+you I am very human indeed, if I could look around upon this
+brilliant representative company and not feel greatly thrilled
+and stirred by the presence of so many brother artists, not only
+in literature, but also in the sister arts, especially painting,
+among whose professors living and unhappily dead, are many of my
+oldest and best friends.&nbsp; I hope that I may, without
+presumption, regard this thronging of my brothers around me as a
+testimony on their part that they believe that the cause of art
+generally has been safe in my keeping, and that it has never been
+falsely dealt with by me.&nbsp; Your resounding cheers just now
+would have been but so many cruel reproaches to me if I could not
+here declare that, from the earliest days of my career down to
+this proud night, I have always tried to be true to my
+calling.&nbsp; Never unduly to assert it, on the one hand, and
+never, on any pretence or consideration, to permit it to be
+patronized in my person, has been the steady endeavour of my
+life; and I have occasionally been vain enough to hope that I may
+leave its social position in England better than I found
+it.&nbsp; Similarly, and equally I hope without presumption, I
+trust that I may take this general representation of the public
+here, through so many orders, pursuits, and degrees, as a token
+that the public believe that, with a host of imperfections and
+shortcomings on my head, I have as a writer, in my soul and
+conscience, tried to be as true to them as they have ever been
+true to me.&nbsp; And here, in reference to the inner circle of
+the arts and the outer circle of the public, I feel it a duty
+to-night to offer two remarks.&nbsp; I have in my duty at odd
+times heard a great deal about literary sets and cliques, and
+coteries and barriers; about keeping this man up, and keeping
+that man down; about sworn disciples and sworn unbelievers, and
+mutual admiration societies, and I know not what other dragons in
+the upward path.&nbsp; I began to tread it when I was very young,
+without influence, without money, without companion, introducer,
+or adviser, and I am bound to put in evidence in this place that
+I never lighted on these dragons yet.&nbsp; So have I heard in my
+day, at divers other odd times, much generally to the effect that
+the English people have little or no love of art for its own
+sake, and that they do not greatly care to acknowledge or do
+honour to the artist.&nbsp; My own experience has uniformly been
+exactly the reverse.&nbsp; I can say that of my countrymen,
+though I cannot say that of my country.</p>
+<p>And now passing to the immediate occasion of your doing me
+this great honour, the story of my going again to America is very
+easily and briefly told.&nbsp; Since I was there before a vast
+and entirely new generation has arisen in the United
+States.&nbsp; Since I was there before most of the best known of
+my books have been written and published; the new generation and
+the books have come together and have kept together, until at
+length numbers of those who have so widely and constantly read
+me; naturally desiring a little variety in the relationship
+between us, have expressed a strong wish that I should read
+myself.&nbsp; This wish, at first conveyed to me through public
+channels and business channels, has gradually become enforced by
+an immense accumulation of letters from individuals and
+associations of individuals, all expressing in the same hearty,
+homely, cordial unaffected way, a kind of personal interest in
+me&mdash;I had almost said a kind of personal affection for me,
+which I am sure you would agree with me it would be dull
+insensibility on my part not to prize.&nbsp; Little by little
+this pressure has become so great that, although, as Charles Lamb
+says, my household gods strike a terribly deep root, I have torn
+them from their places, and this day week, at this hour, shall be
+upon the sea.&nbsp; You will readily conceive that I am inspired
+besides by a natural desire to see for myself the astonishing
+change and progress of a quarter of a century over there, to
+grasp the hands of many faithful friends whom I left there, to
+see the faces of the multitude of new friends upon whom I have
+never looked, and last, not least, to use my best endeavour to
+lay down a third cable of intercommunication and alliance between
+the old world and the new.&nbsp; Twelve years ago, when Heaven
+knows I little thought I should ever be bound upon the voyage
+which now lies before me, I wrote in that form of my writings
+which obtains by far the most extensive circulation, these words
+of the American nation:&mdash;&ldquo;I know full well, whatever
+little motes my beamy eyes may have descried in theirs, that they
+are a kind, large-hearted, generous, and great
+people.&rdquo;&nbsp; In that faith I am going to see them again;
+in that faith I shall, please God, return from them in the
+spring; in that same faith to live and to die.&nbsp; I told you
+in the beginning that I could not thank you enough, and Heaven
+knows I have most thoroughly kept my word.&nbsp; If I may quote
+one other short sentence from myself, let it imply all that I
+have left unsaid, and yet most deeply feel.&nbsp; Let it, putting
+a girdle round the earth, comprehend both sides of the Atlantic
+at once in this moment, and say, as Tiny Tim observes, &ldquo;God
+bless us every one.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page223"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+223</span>XXXVII.<br />
+BOSTON, APRIL 8, 1868.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[Mr. Dickens gave his last Reading at Boston,
+on the above date.&nbsp; On his entrance a surprise awaited
+him.&nbsp; His reading-stand had been decorated with flowers and
+palm-leaves by some of the ladies of the city.&nbsp; He
+acknowledged this graceful tribute in the following
+words:&mdash;&ldquo;Before allowing Dr. Marigold to tell his
+story in his own peculiar way, I kiss the kind, fair hands
+unknown, which have so beautifully decorated my table this
+evening.&rdquo;&nbsp; After the Reading, Mr. Dickens attempted in
+vain to retire.&nbsp; Persistent hands demanded &ldquo;one word
+more.&rdquo;&nbsp; Returning to his desk, pale, with a tear in
+his eye, that found its way to his voice, he spoke as
+follows:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;My
+gracious and generous welcome in America, which can never be
+obliterated from my remembrance, began here.&nbsp; My departure
+begins here, too; for I assure you that I have never until this
+moment really felt that I am going away.&nbsp; In this brief life
+of ours, it is sad to do almost anything for the last time, and I
+cannot conceal from you, although my face will so soon be turned
+towards my native land, and to all that makes it dear, that it is
+a sad consideration with me that in a very few moments from this
+time, this brilliant hall and all that it contains, will fade
+from my view&mdash;for ever more.&nbsp; But it is my consolation
+that the spirit of the bright faces, the quick perception, the
+ready response, the generous and the cheering sounds that have
+made this place delightful to me, will remain; and you may rely
+upon it that that spirit will abide with me as long as I have
+sense and sentiment left.</p>
+<p>I do not say this with any limited reference to private
+friendships that have for years upon years made Boston a
+memorable and beloved spot to me, for such private references
+have no business in this public place.&nbsp; I say it purely in
+remembrance of, and in homage to, the great public heart before
+me.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I beg most earnestly, most gratefully,
+and most affectionately, to bid you, each and all, farewell.</p>
+<h2><a name="page225"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+225</span>XXXVIII.<br />
+NEW YORK, APRIL 18, 1863.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above date Mr. Dickens was entertained
+at a farewell dinner at Delmonico&rsquo;s Hotel, previous to his
+return to England.&nbsp; Two hundred gentlemen sat down to it;
+Mr. Horace Greeley presiding.&nbsp; In acknowledgment of the
+toast of his health, proposed by the chairman, Mr. Dickens rose
+and said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>,&mdash;I cannot do better
+than take my cue to from your distinguished president, and refer
+in my first remarks to his remarks in connexion with the old,
+natural, association between you and me.&nbsp; When I received an
+invitation from a private association of working members of the
+press of New York to dine with them to-day, I accepted that
+compliment in grateful remembrance of a calling that was once my
+own, and in loyal sympathy towards a brotherhood which, in the
+spirit, I have never quieted.&nbsp; To the wholesome training of
+severe newspaper work, when I was a very young man, I constantly
+refer my first successes; and my sons will hereafter testify of
+their father that he was always steadily proud of that ladder by
+which he rose.&nbsp; If it were otherwise, I should have but a
+very poor opinion of their father, which, perhaps, upon the
+whole, I have not.&nbsp; Hence, gentlemen, under any
+circumstances, this company would have been exceptionally
+interesting and gratifying to me.&nbsp; But whereas I supposed
+that, like the fairies&rsquo; pavilion in the &ldquo;Arabian
+Nights,&rdquo; it would be but a mere handful, and I find it turn
+out, like the same elastic pavilion, capable of comprehending a
+multitude, so much the more proud am I of the honour of being
+your guest; for you will readily believe that the more widely
+representative of the press in America my entertainers are, the
+more I must feel the good-will and the kindly sentiments towards
+me of that vast institution.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, so much of my voice has lately been heard in the
+land, and I have for upwards of four hard winter months so
+contended against what I have been sometimes quite admiringly
+assured was &ldquo;a true American catarrh &rdquo;&mdash;a
+possession which I have throughout highly appreciated, though I
+might have preferred to be naturalised by any other outward and
+visible signs&mdash;I say, gentlemen, so much of my voice has
+lately been heard, that I might have been contented with
+troubling you no further from my present standing-point, were it
+not a duty with which I henceforth charge myself, not only here
+but on every suitable occasion whatsoever and wheresoever, to
+express my high and grateful sense of my second reception in
+America, and to bear my honest testimony to the national
+generosity and magnanimity.&nbsp; Also, to declare how astounded
+I have been by the amazing changes that I have seen around me on
+every side&mdash;changes moral, changes physical, changes in the
+amount of land subdued and peopled, changes in the rise of vast
+new cities, changes in the growth of older cities almost out of
+recognition, changes in the graces and amenities of life, changes
+in the press, without whose advancement no advancement can be
+made anywhere.&nbsp; Nor am I, believe me, so arrogant as to
+suppose that in five-and-twenty years there have been no changes
+in me, and that I had nothing to learn and no extreme impressions
+to correct when I was here first.</p>
+<p>And, gentlemen, this brings me to a point on which I have,
+ever since I landed here last November, observed a strict
+silence, though tempted sometimes to break it, but in reference
+to which I will, with your good leave, take you into my
+confidence now.&nbsp; Even the press, being human, may be
+sometimes mistaken or misinformed, and I rather think that I have
+in one or two rare instances known its information to be not
+perfectly accurate with reference to myself.&nbsp; Indeed, I have
+now and again been more surprised by printed news that I have
+read of myself than by any printed news that I have ever read in
+my present state of existence.&nbsp; Thus, the vigour and
+perseverance with which I have for some months past been
+collecting materials for and hammering away at a new book on
+America have much astonished me, seeing that all that time it has
+been perfectly well known to my publishers on both sides of the
+Atlantic that I positively declared that no consideration on
+earth should induce me to write one.&nbsp; But what I have
+intended, what I have resolved upon (and this is the confidence I
+seek to place in you) is, on my return to England, in my own
+person, to bear, for the behoof of my countrymen, such testimony
+to the gigantic changes in this country as I have hinted at
+to-night.&nbsp; Also, to record that wherever I have been, in the
+smallest places equally with the largest, I have been received
+with unsurpassable politeness, delicacy, sweet temper,
+hospitality, consideration, and with unsurpassable respect for
+the privacy daily enforced upon me by the nature of my avocation
+here, and the state of my health.&nbsp; This testimony, so long
+as I live, and so long as my descendants have any legal right in
+my books, I shall cause to be re-published, as an appendix to
+every copy of those two books of mine in which I have referred to
+America.&nbsp; And this I will do and cause to be done, not in
+mere love and thankfulness, but because I regard it as an act of
+plain justice and honour.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, the transition from my own feelings towards and
+interest in America to those of the mass of my countrymen seems
+to be a natural one; but, whether or no, I make it with an
+express object.&nbsp; I was asked in this very city, about last
+Christmas time, whether an American was not at some disadvantage
+in England as a foreigner.&nbsp; The notion of an American being
+regarded in England as a foreigner at all, of his ever being
+thought of or spoken of in that character, was so uncommonly
+incongruous and absurd to me, that my gravity was, for the
+moment, quite overpowered.&nbsp; As soon as it was restored, I
+said that for years and years past I hoped I had had as many
+American friends and had received as many American visitors as
+almost any Englishman living, and that my unvarying experience,
+fortified by theirs, was that it was enough in England to be an
+American to be received with the readiest respect and recognition
+anywhere.&nbsp; Hereupon, out of half-a-dozen people, suddenly
+spoke out two, one an American gentleman, with a cultivated taste
+for art, who, finding himself on a certain Sunday outside the
+walls of a certain historical English castle, famous for its
+pictures, was refused admission there, according to the strict
+rules of the establishment on that day, but who, on merely
+representing that he was an American gentleman, on his travels,
+had, not to say the picture gallery, but the whole castle, placed
+at his immediate disposal.&nbsp; The other was a lady, who, being
+in London, and having a great desire to see the famous
+reading-room of the British Museum, was assured by the English
+family with whom she stayed that it was unfortunately impossible,
+because the place was closed for a week, and she had only three
+days there.&nbsp; Upon that lady&rsquo;s going to the Museum, as
+she assured me, alone to the gate, self-introduced as an American
+lady, the gate flew open, as it were magically.&nbsp; I am
+unwillingly bound to add that she certainly was young and
+exceedingly pretty.&nbsp; Still, the porter of that institution
+is of an obese habit, and, according to the best of my
+observation of him, not very impressible.</p>
+<p>Now, gentlemen, I refer to these trifles as a collateral
+assurance to you that the Englishman who shall humbly strive, as
+I hope to do, to be in England as faithful to America as to
+England herself, has no previous conceptions to contend
+against.&nbsp; Points of difference there have been, points of
+difference there are, points of difference there probably always
+will be between the two great peoples.&nbsp; But broadcast in
+England is sown the sentiment that those two peoples are
+essentially one, and that it rests with them jointly to uphold
+the great Anglo-Saxon race, to which our president has referred,
+and all its great achievements before the world.&nbsp; And if I
+know anything of my countrymen&mdash;and they give me credit for
+knowing something&mdash;if I know anything of my countrymen,
+gentlemen, the English heart is stirred by the fluttering of
+those Stars and Stripes, as it is stirred by no other flag that
+flies except its own.&nbsp; If I know my countrymen, in any and
+every relation towards America, they begin, not as Sir Anthony
+Absolute recommended that lovers should begin, with &ldquo;a
+little aversion,&rdquo; but with a great liking and a profound
+respect; and whatever the little sensitiveness of the moment, or
+the little official passion, or the little official policy now,
+or then, or here, or there, may be, take my word for it, that the
+first enduring, great, popular consideration in England is a
+generous construction of justice.</p>
+<p>Finally, gentlemen, and I say this subject to your correction,
+I do believe that from the great majority of honest minds on both
+sides, there cannot be absent the conviction that it would be
+better for this globe to be riven by an earthquake, fired by a
+comet, overrun by an iceberg, and abandoned to the Arctic fox and
+bear, than that it should present the spectacle of these two
+great nations, each of which has, in its own way and hour,
+striven so hard and so successfully for freedom, ever again being
+arrayed the one against the other.&nbsp; Gentlemen, I cannot
+thank your president enough or you enough for your kind reception
+of my health, and of my poor remarks, but, believe me, I do thank
+you with the utmost fervour of which my soul is capable.</p>
+<h2><a name="page231"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+231</span>XXXIX.<br />
+NEW YORK, APRIL 20, 1868.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s last Reading in the
+United States was given at the Steinway Hall on the above
+date.&nbsp; The task finished he was about to retire, but a
+tremendous burst of applause stopped him.&nbsp; He came forward
+and spoke thus:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;The
+shadow of one word has impended over me this evening, and the
+time has come at length when the shadow must fall.&nbsp; It is
+but a very short one, but the weight of such things is not
+measured by their length, and two much shorter words express the
+round of our human existence.&nbsp; When I was reading
+&ldquo;David Copperfield&rdquo; a few evenings since, I felt
+there was more than usual significance in the words of Peggotty,
+&ldquo;My future life lies over the sea.&rdquo;&nbsp; And when I
+closed this book just now, I felt most keenly that I was shortly
+to establish such an <i>alibi</i> as would have satisfied even
+the elder Mr. Weller.&nbsp; The relations which have been set up
+between us, while they have involved for me something more than
+mere devotion to a task, have been by you sustained with the
+readiest sympathy and the kindest acknowledgment.</p>
+<p>Those relations must now be broken for ever.&nbsp; Be assured,
+however, that you will not pass from my mind.&nbsp; I shall often
+realise you as I see you now, equally by my winter fire and in
+the green English summer weather.&nbsp; I shall never recall you
+as a mere public audience, but rather as a host of personal
+friends, and ever with the greatest gratitude, tenderness, and
+consideration.&nbsp; Ladies and gentlemen, I beg to bid you
+farewell.&nbsp; God bless you, and God bless the land in which I
+leave you.</p>
+<h2><a name="page233"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+233</span>XL.<br />
+LIVERPOOL, APRIL 10, 1869.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The following speech was delivered by Mr.
+Dickens at a Banquet held in his honour at St. George&rsquo;s
+Hall, Liverpool, after his health had been proposed by Lord
+Dufferin.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Mayor, ladies and gentlemen</span>,
+although I have been so well accustomed of late to the sound of
+my own voice in this neighbourhood as to hear it with perfect
+composure, the occasion is, believe me, very, very different in
+respect of those overwhelming voices of yours.&nbsp; As Professor
+Wilson once confided to me in Edinburgh that I had not the least
+idea, from hearing him in public, what a magnificent speaker he
+found himself to be when he was quite alone&mdash;so you can form
+no conception, from the specimen before you, of the eloquence
+with which I shall thank you again and again in some of the
+innermost moments of my future life.&nbsp; Often and often, then,
+God willing, my memory will recall this brilliant scene, and will
+re-illuminate this banquet-hall.&nbsp; I, faithful to this place
+in its present aspect, will observe it exactly as it
+stands&mdash;not one man&rsquo;s seat empty, not one
+woman&rsquo;s fair face absent, while life and memory abide by
+me.</p>
+<p>Mr. Mayor, Lord Dufferin in his speech so affecting to me, so
+eloquently uttered, and so rapturously received, made a graceful
+and gracious allusion to the immediate occasion of my present
+visit to your noble city.&nbsp; It is no homage to Liverpool,
+based upon a moment&rsquo;s untrustworthy enthusiasm, but it is
+the solid fact built upon the rock of experience that when I
+first made up my mind, after considerable deliberation,
+systematically to meet my readers in large numbers, face to face,
+and to try to express myself to them through the breath of life,
+Liverpool stood foremost among the great places out of London to
+which I looked with eager confidence and pleasure.&nbsp; And why
+was this?&nbsp; Not merely because of the reputation of its
+citizens for generous estimation of the arts; not merely because
+I had unworthily filled the chair of its great self-educational
+institution long ago; not merely because the place had been a
+home to me since the well-remembered day when its blessed roofs
+and steeples dipped into the Mersey behind me on the occasion of
+my first sailing away to see my generous friends across the
+Atlantic twenty-seven years ago.&nbsp; Not for one of those
+considerations, but because it had been my happiness to have a
+public opportunity of testing the spirit of its people.&nbsp; I
+had asked Liverpool for help towards the worthy preservation of
+Shakespeare&rsquo;s house.&nbsp; On another occasion I had
+ventured to address Liverpool in the names of Leigh Hunt and
+Sheridan Knowles.&nbsp; On still another occasion I had addressed
+it in the cause of the brotherhood and sisterhood of letters and
+the kindred arts, and on each and all the response had been
+unsurpassably spontaneous, open-handed, and munificent.</p>
+<p>Mr. Mayor, and ladies and gentlemen, if I may venture to take
+a small illustration of my present position from my own peculiar
+craft, I would say that there is this objection in writing
+fiction to giving a story an autobiographical form, that through
+whatever dangers the narrator may pass, it is clear unfortunately
+to the reader beforehand that he must have come through them
+somehow else he could not have lived to tell the tale.&nbsp; Now,
+in speaking fact, when the fact is associated with such honours
+as those with which you have enriched me, there is this singular
+difficulty in the way of returning thanks, that the speaker must
+infallibly come back to himself through whatever oratorical
+disasters he may languish on the road.&nbsp; Let me, then, take
+the plainer and simpler middle course of dividing my subject
+equally between myself and you.&nbsp; Let me assure you that
+whatever you have accepted with pleasure, either by word of pen
+or by word of mouth, from me, you have greatly improved in the
+acceptance.&nbsp; As the gold is said to be doubly and trebly
+refined which has seven times passed the furnace, so a fancy may
+be said to become more and more refined each time it passes
+through the human heart.&nbsp; You have, and you know you have,
+brought to the consideration of me that quality in yourselves
+without which I should but have beaten the air.&nbsp; Your
+earnestness has stimulated mine, your laughter has made me laugh,
+and your tears have overflowed my eyes.&nbsp; All that I can
+claim for myself in establishing the relations which exist
+between us is constant fidelity to hard work.&nbsp; My literary
+fellows about me, of whom I am so proud to see so many, know very
+well how true it is in all art that what seems the easiest done
+is oftentimes the most difficult to do, and that the smallest
+truth may come of the greatest pains&mdash;much, as it occurred
+to me at Manchester the other day, as the sensitive touch of Mr.
+Whitworth&rsquo;s measuring machine, comes at last, of Heaven and
+Manchester and its mayor only know how much hammering&mdash;my
+companions-in-arms know thoroughly well, and I think it only
+right the public should know too, that in our careful toil and
+trouble, and in our steady striving for excellence&mdash;not in
+any little gifts, misused by fits and starts&mdash;lies our
+highest duty at once to our calling, to one another, to
+ourselves, and to you.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, before sitting down I find that I have
+to clear myself of two very unexpected accusations.&nbsp; The
+first is a most singular charge preferred against me by my old
+friend Lord Houghton, that I have been somewhat unconscious of
+the merits of the House of Lords.&nbsp; Now, ladies and
+gentlemen, seeing that I have had some few not altogether obscure
+or unknown personal friends in that assembly, seeing that I had
+some little association with, and knowledge of, a certain obscure
+peer lately known in England by the name of Lord Brougham; seeing
+that I regard with some admiration and affection another obscure
+peer wholly unknown in literary circles, called Lord Lytton;
+seeing also that I have had for some years some slight admiration
+of the extraordinary judicial properties and amazingly acute mind
+of a certain Lord Chief Justice popularly known by the name of
+Cockburn; and also seeing that there is no man in England whom I
+respect more in his public capacity, whom I love more in his
+private capacity, or from whom I have received more remarkable
+proofs of his honour and love of literature than another obscure
+nobleman called Lord Russell; taking these circumstances into
+consideration, I was rather amazed by my noble friend&rsquo;s
+accusation.&nbsp; When I asked him, on his sitting down, what
+amazing devil possessed him to make this charge, he replied that
+he had never forgotten the days of Lord Verisopht.&nbsp; Then,
+ladies and gentlemen, I understood it all.&nbsp; Because it is a
+remarkable fact that in the days when that depreciative and
+profoundly unnatural character was invented there was no Lord
+Houghton in the House of Lords.&nbsp; And there was in the House
+of Commons a rather indifferent member called Richard Monckton
+Milnes.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, to conclude, for the present, I close
+with the other charge of my noble friend, and here I am more
+serious, and I may be allowed perhaps to express my seriousness
+in half a dozen plain words.&nbsp; When I first took literature
+as my profession in England, I calmly resolved within myself
+that, whether I succeeded or whether I failed, literature should
+be my sole profession.&nbsp; It appeared to me at that time that
+it was not so well understood in England as it was in other
+countries that literature was a dignified profession, by which
+any man might stand or fall.&nbsp; I made a compact with myself
+that in my person literature should stand, and by itself, of
+itself, and for itself; and there is no consideration on earth
+which would induce me to break that bargain.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, finally allow me to thank you for your
+great kindness, and for the touching earnestness with which you
+have drunk my health.&nbsp; I should have thanked you with all my
+heart if it had not so unfortunately happened that, for many
+sufficient reasons, I lost my heart at between half-past six and
+half-past seven to-night.</p>
+<h2><a name="page238"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 238</span>THE
+OXFORD AND HARVARD BOAT RACE.<br />
+SYDENHAM, AUGUST 30, 1869.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The International University Boat Race having
+taken place on August 27, the London Rowing Club invited the
+Crews to a Dinner at the Crystal Palace on the following
+Monday.&nbsp; The dinner was followed by a grand display of
+pyrotechnics.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens, in proposing the health of the
+Crews, made the following speech:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>, flushed with fireworks,
+I can warrant myself to you as about to imitate those gorgeous
+illusions by making a brief spirt and then dying out.&nbsp; And,
+first of all, as an invited visitor of the London Rowing Club on
+this most interesting occasion, I will beg, in the name of the
+other invited visitors present&mdash;always excepting the
+distinguished guests who are the cause of our meeting&mdash;to
+thank the president for the modesty and the courtesy with which
+he has deputed to one of us the most agreeable part of his
+evening&rsquo;s duty.&nbsp; It is the more graceful in him to do
+this because he can hardly fail to see that he might very easily
+do it himself, as this is a case of all others in which it is
+according to good taste and the very principles of things that
+the great social vice, speech-making, should hide it diminished
+head before the great social virtue action.&nbsp; However, there
+is an ancient story of a lady who threw her glove into an arena
+full of wild beasts to tempt her attendant lover to climb down
+and reclaim it.&nbsp; The lover, rightly inferring from the
+action the worth of the lady, risked his life for the glove, and
+then threw it rightly in her face as a token of his eternal
+adieu. <a name="citation239"></a><a href="#footnote239"
+class="citation">[239]</a>&nbsp; I take up the President&rsquo;s
+glove, on the contrary, as a proof of his much higher worth, and
+of my real interest in the cause in which it was thrown down, and
+I now profess my readiness to do even injustice to the duty which
+he has assigned me.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, a very remarkable and affecting volume was
+published in the United States within a short time before my last
+visit to that hospitable land, containing ninety-five biographies
+of young men, for the most part well-born and well nurtured, and
+trained in various peaceful pursuits of life, who, when the flag
+of their country waved them from those quiet paths in which they
+were seeking distinction of various kinds, took arms in the dread
+civil war which elicited so much bravery on both sides, and died
+in the defence of their country.&nbsp; These great spirits
+displayed extraordinary aptitude in the acquisition, even in the
+invention, of military tactics, in the combining and commanding
+of great masses of men, in surprising readiness of self-resource
+for the general good, in humanely treating the sick and the
+wounded, and in winning to themselves a very rare amount of
+personal confidence and trust.&nbsp; They had all risen to be
+distinguished soldiers; they had all done deeds of great heroism;
+they had all combined with their valour and self-devotion a
+serene cheerfulness, a quiet modesty, and a truly Christian
+spirit; and they had all been educated in one
+school&mdash;Harvard University.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, nothing was more remarkable in these fine
+descendants of our forefathers than the invincible determination
+with which they fought against odds, and the undauntable spirit
+with which they resisted defeat.&nbsp; I ask you, who will say
+after last Friday that Harvard University is less true to herself
+in peace than she was in war?&nbsp; I ask you, who will not
+recognise in her boat&rsquo;s crew the leaven of her soldiers,
+and who does not feel that she has now a greater right than ever
+to be proud of her sons, and take these sons to her breast when
+they return with resounding acclamations?&nbsp; It is related of
+the Duke of Wellington that he once told a lady who foolishly
+protested that she would like to see a great victory that there
+was only one thing worse than a great victory, and that was a
+great defeat.</p>
+<p>But, gentlemen, there is another sense in which to use the
+term a great defeat.&nbsp; Such is the defeat of a handful of
+daring fellows who make a preliminary dash of three or four
+thousand stormy miles to meet great conquerors on their own
+domain&mdash;who do not want the stimulus of friends and home,
+but who sufficiently hear and feel their own dear land in the
+shouts and cheers of another&mdash;and who strive to the last
+with a desperate tenacity that makes the beating of them a new
+feather in the proudest cap.&nbsp; Gentlemen, you agree with me
+that such a defeat is a great, noble part of a manly, wholesome
+action; and I say that it is in the essence and life-blood of
+such a defeat to become at last sure victory.</p>
+<p>Now, gentlemen, you know perfectly well the toast I am going
+to propose, and you know equally well that in thus glancing first
+towards our friends of the white stripes, I merely anticipate and
+respond to the instinctive courtesy of Oxford towards our
+brothers from a distance&mdash;a courtesy extending, I hope, and
+I do not doubt, to any imaginable limits except allowing them to
+take the first place in last Friday&rsquo;s match, if they could
+by any human and honourable means be kept in the second.&nbsp; I
+will not avail myself of the opportunity provided for me by the
+absence of the greater part of the Oxford crew&mdash;indeed, of
+all but one, and that, its most modest and devoted member&mdash;I
+will not avail myself of the golden opportunity considerately
+provided for me to say a great deal in honour of the Oxford
+crew.&nbsp; I know that the gentleman who attends here attends
+under unusual anxieties and difficulties, and that if he were
+less in earnest his filial affection could not possibly allow him
+to be here.</p>
+<p>It is therefore enough for me, gentlemen, and enough for you,
+that I should say here, and now, that we all unite with one
+accord in regarding the Oxford crew as the pride and flower of
+England&mdash;and that we should consider it very weak indeed to
+set anything short of England&rsquo;s very best in opposition to
+or competition with America; though it certainly must be
+confessed&mdash;I am bound in common justice and honour to admit
+it&mdash;it must be confessed in disparagement of the Oxford men,
+as I heard a discontented gentleman remark&mdash;last Friday
+night, about ten o&rsquo;clock, when he was baiting a very small
+horse in the Strand&mdash;he was one of eleven with pipes in a
+chaise cart&mdash;I say it must be admitted in disparagement of
+the Oxford men on the authority of this gentleman, that they have
+won so often that they could afford to lose a little now, and
+that &ldquo;they ought to do it, but they won&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, in drinking to both crews, and in offering the poor
+testimony of our thanks in acknowledgment of the gallant
+spectacle which they presented to countless thousands last
+Friday, I am sure I express not only your feeling, and my
+feeling, and the feeling of the Blue, but also the feeling of the
+whole people of England, when I cordially give them welcome to
+our English waters and English ground, and also bid them
+&ldquo;God speed&rdquo; in their voyage home.&nbsp; As the
+greater includes the less, and the sea holds the river, so I
+think it is no very bold augury to predict that in the friendly
+contests yet to come and to take place, I hope, on both sides of
+the Atlantic&mdash;there are great river triumphs for Harvard
+University yet in store.&nbsp; Gentlemen, I warn the English
+portion of this audience that these are very dangerous men.&nbsp;
+Remember that it was an undergraduate of Harvard University who
+served as a common seaman two years before the mast, <a
+name="citation242"></a><a href="#footnote242"
+class="citation">[242]</a> and who wrote about the best sea book
+in the English tongue.&nbsp; Remember that it was one of those
+young American gentlemen who sailed his mite of a yacht across
+the Atlantic in mid-winter, and who sailed in her to sink or swim
+with the men who believed in him.</p>
+<p>And now, gentlemen, in conclusion, animated by your cordial
+acquiescence, I will take upon myself to assure our brothers from
+a distance that the utmost enthusiasm with which they can be
+received on their return home will find a ready echo in every
+corner of England&mdash;and further, that none of their immediate
+countrymen&mdash;I use the qualifying term immediate, for we are,
+as our president said, fellow countrymen, thank God&mdash;that
+none of their compatriots who saw, or who will read of, what they
+did in this great race, can be more thoroughly imbued with a
+sense of their indomitable courage and their high deserts than
+are their rivals and their hosts to-night.&nbsp; Gentlemen, I beg
+to propose to you to drink the crews of Harvard and Oxford
+University, and I beg to couple with that toast the names of Mr.
+Simmons and Mr. Willan.</p>
+<h2><a name="page243"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+243</span>XLII.<br />
+BIRMINGHAM, SEPTEMBER 27, 1869.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[Inaugural Address on the opening of the
+Winter Session of the Birmingham and Midland Institute.</p>
+<p class="gutsumm">One who was present during the delivery of the
+following speech, informs the editor that &ldquo;no note of any
+kind was referred to by Mr. Dickens&mdash;except the Quotation
+from Sydney Smith.&nbsp; The address, evidently carefully
+prepared, was delivered without a single pause, in Mr.
+Dickens&rsquo;s best manner, and was a very great
+success.&rdquo;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;We
+often hear of our common country that it is an over-populated
+one, that it is an over-pauperized one, that it is an
+over-colonizing one, and that it is an over-taxed one.&nbsp; Now,
+I entertain, especially of late times, the heretical belief that
+it is an over-talked one, and that there is a deal of public
+speech-making going about in various directions which might be
+advantageously dispensed with.&nbsp; If I were free to act upon
+this conviction, as president for the time being of the great
+institution so numerously represented here, I should immediately
+and at once subside into a golden silence, which would be of a
+highly edifying, because of a very exemplary character.&nbsp; But
+I happen to be the institution&rsquo;s willing servant, not its
+imperious master, and it exacts tribute of mere silver or copper
+speech&mdash;not to say brazen&mdash;from whomsoever it exalts to
+my high office.&nbsp; Some African tribes&mdash;not to draw the
+comparison disrespectfully&mdash;some savage African tribes, when
+they make a king require him perhaps to achieve an exhausting
+foot-race under the stimulus of considerable popular prodding and
+goading, or perhaps to be severely and experimentally knocked
+about the head by his Privy Council, or perhaps to be dipped in a
+river full of crocodiles, or perhaps to drink immense quantities
+of something nasty out of a calabash&mdash;at all events, to
+undergo some purifying ordeal in presence of his admiring
+subjects.</p>
+<p>I must confess that I became rather alarmed when I was duly
+warned by your constituted authorities that whatever I might
+happen to say here to-night would be termed an inaugural address
+on the entrance upon a new term of study by the members of your
+various classes; for, besides that, the phrase is something
+high-sounding for my taste, I avow that I do look forward to that
+blessed time when every man shall inaugurate his own work for
+himself, and do it.&nbsp; I believe that we shall then have
+inaugurated a new era indeed, and one in which the Lord&rsquo;s
+Prayer will become a fulfilled prophecy upon this earth.&nbsp;
+Remembering, however, that you may call anything by any name
+without in the least changing its nature&mdash;bethinking myself
+that you may, if you be so minded, call a butterfly a buffalo,
+without advancing a hair&rsquo;s breadth towards making it
+one&mdash;I became composed in my mind, and resolved to stick to
+the very homely intention I had previously formed.&nbsp; This was
+merely to tell you, the members, students, and friends of the
+Birmingham and Midland Institute&mdash;firstly, what you cannot
+possibly want to know, (this is a very popular oratorical theme);
+secondly, what your institution has done; and, thirdly, what, in
+the poor opinion of its President for the time being, remains for
+it to do and not to do.</p>
+<p>Now, first, as to what you cannot possibly want to know.&nbsp;
+You cannot need from me any oratorical declamation concerning the
+abstract advantages of knowledge or the beauties of
+self-improvement.&nbsp; If you had any such requirement you would
+not be here.&nbsp; I conceive that you are here because you have
+become thoroughly penetrated with such principles, either in your
+own persons or in the persons of some striving fellow-creatures,
+on whom you have looked with interest and sympathy.&nbsp; I
+conceive that you are here because you feel the welfare of the
+great chiefly adult educational establishment, whose doors stand
+really open to all sorts and conditions of people, to be
+inseparable from the best welfare of your great town and its
+neighbourhood.&nbsp; Nay, if I take a much wider range than that,
+and say that we all&mdash;every one of us here&mdash;perfectly
+well know that the benefits of such an establishment must extend
+far beyond the limits of this midland county&mdash;its fires and
+smoke,&mdash;and must comprehend, in some sort, the whole
+community, I do not strain the truth.&nbsp; It was suggested by
+Mr. Babbage, in his ninth &ldquo;Bridgewater Treatise,&rdquo;
+that a mere spoken word&mdash;a single articulated syllable
+thrown into the air&mdash;may go on reverberating through
+illimitable space for ever and for ever, seeing that there is no
+rim against which it can strike&mdash;no boundary at which it can
+possibly arrive.&nbsp; Similarly it may be said&mdash;not as an
+ingenious speculation, but as a stedfast and absolute
+fact&mdash;that human calculation cannot limit the influence of
+one atom of wholesome knowledge patiently acquired, modestly
+possessed, and faithfully used.</p>
+<p>As the astronomers tell us that it is probable that there are
+in the universe innumerable solar systems besides ours, to each
+of which myriads of utterly unknown and unseen stars belong, so
+it is certain that every man, however obscure, however far
+removed from the general recognition, is one of a group of men
+impressible for good, and impressible for evil, and that it is in
+the eternal nature of things that he cannot really improve
+himself without in some degree improving other men.&nbsp; And
+observe, this is especially the case when he has improved himself
+in the teeth of adverse circumstances, as in a maturity
+succeeding to a neglected or an ill-taught youth, in the few
+daily hours remaining to him after ten or twelve hours&rsquo;
+labour, in the few pauses and intervals of a life of toil; for
+then his fellows and companions have assurance that he can have
+known no favouring conditions, and that they can do what he has
+done, in wresting some enlightenment and self-respect from what
+Lord Lytton finely calls&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Those twin gaolers of the daring heart,<br
+/>
+Low birth and iron fortune.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>As you have proved these truths in your own experience or in
+your own observation, and as it may be safely assumed that there
+can be very few persons in Birmingham, of all places under
+heaven, who would contest the position that the more cultivated
+the employed the better for the employer, and the more cultivated
+the employer the better for the employed; therefore, my
+references to what you do not want to know shall here cease and
+determine.</p>
+<p>Next, with reference to what your institution has done on my
+summary, which shall be as concise and as correct as my
+information and my remembrance of it may render possible, I
+desire to lay emphatic stress.&nbsp; Your institution, sixteen
+years old, and in which masters and workmen study together, has
+outgrown the ample edifice in which it receives its 2,500 or
+2,600 members and students.&nbsp; It is a most cheering sign of
+its vigorous vitality that of its industrial-students almost half
+are artisans in the receipt of weekly wages.&nbsp; I think I am
+correct in saying that 400 others are clerks, apprentices,
+tradesmen, or tradesmen&rsquo;s sons.&nbsp; I note with
+particular pleasure the adherence of a goodly number of the
+gentler sex, without whom no institution whatever can truly claim
+to be either a civilising or a civilised one.&nbsp; The increased
+attendance at your educational classes is always greatest on the
+part of the artisans&mdash;the class within my experience the
+least reached in any similar institutions elsewhere, and whose
+name is the oftenest and the most constantly taken in vain.&nbsp;
+But it is specially reached here, not improbably because it is,
+as it should be, specially addressed in the foundation of the
+industrial department, in the allotment of the direction of the
+society&rsquo;s affairs, and in the establishment of what are
+called its penny classes&mdash;a bold, and, I am happy to say, a
+triumphantly successful experiment, which enables the artisan to
+obtain sound evening instruction in subjects directly bearing
+upon his daily usefulness or on his daily happiness, as
+arithmetic (elementary and advanced), chemistry, physical
+geography, and singing, on payment of the astoundingly low fee of
+a single penny every time he attends the class.&nbsp; I beg
+emphatically to say that I look upon this as one of the most
+remarkable schemes ever devised for the educational behoof of the
+artisan, and if your institution had done nothing else in all its
+life, I would take my stand by it on its having done this.</p>
+<p>Apart, however, from its industrial department, it has its
+general department, offering all the advantages of a first-class
+literary institution.&nbsp; It has its reading-rooms, its
+library, its chemical laboratory, its museum, its art department,
+its lecture hall, and its long list of lectures on subjects of
+various and comprehensive interest, delivered by lecturers of the
+highest qualifications.&nbsp; Very well.&nbsp; But it may be
+asked, what are the practical results of all these
+appliances?&nbsp; Now, let us suppose a few.&nbsp; Suppose that
+your institution should have educated those who are now its
+teachers.&nbsp; That would be a very remarkable fact.&nbsp;
+Supposing, besides, it should, so to speak, have educated
+education all around it, by sending forth numerous and efficient
+teachers into many and divers schools.&nbsp; Suppose the young
+student, reared exclusively in its laboratory, should be
+presently snapped up for the laboratory of the great and famous
+hospitals.&nbsp; Suppose that in nine years its industrial
+students should have carried off a round dozen of the much
+competed for prizes awarded by the Society of Arts and the
+Government department, besides two local prizes originating in
+the generosity of a Birmingham man.&nbsp; Suppose that the Town
+Council, having it in trust to find an artisan well fit to
+receive the Whitworth prizes, should find him here.&nbsp; Suppose
+that one of the industrial students should turn his chemical
+studies to the practical account of extracting gold from waste
+colour water, and of taking it into custody, in the very act of
+running away with hundreds of pounds down the town drains.&nbsp;
+Suppose another should perceive in his books, in his studious
+evenings, what was amiss with his master&rsquo;s until then
+inscrutably defective furnace, and should go straight&mdash;to
+the great annual saving of that master&mdash;and put it
+right.&nbsp; Supposing another should puzzle out the means, until
+then quite unknown in England, of making a certain description of
+coloured glass.&nbsp; Supposing another should qualify himself to
+vanquish one by one, as they daily arise, all the little
+difficulties incidental to his calling as an electro-plater, and
+should be applied to by his companions in the shop in all
+emergencies under the name of the
+&ldquo;Encyclop&aelig;dia.&rdquo;&nbsp; Suppose a long procession
+of such cases, and then consider that these are not suppositions
+at all, but are plain, unvarnished facts, culminating in the one
+special and significant fact that, with a single solitary
+exception, every one of the institution&rsquo;s industrial
+students who have taken its prizes within ten years, have since
+climbed to higher situations in their way of life.</p>
+<p>As to the extent to which the institution encourages the
+artisan to think, and so, for instance, to rise superior to the
+little shackling prejudices and observances perchance existing in
+his trade when they will not bear the test of inquiry, that is
+only to be equalled by the extent to which it encourages him to
+feel.&nbsp; There is a certain tone of modest manliness pervading
+all the little facts which I have looked through which I found
+remarkably impressive.&nbsp; The decided objection on the part of
+industrial students to attend classes in their working clothes,
+breathes this tone, as being a graceful and at the same time
+perfectly independent recognition of the place and of one
+another.&nbsp; And this tone is admirably illustrated in a
+different way, in the case of a poor bricklayer, who, being in
+temporary reverses through the illness of his family, and having
+consequently been obliged to part with his best clothes, and
+being therefore missed from his classes, in which he had been
+noticed as a very hard worker, was persuaded to attend them in
+his working clothes.&nbsp; He replied, &ldquo;No, it was not
+possible.&nbsp; It must not be thought of.&nbsp; It must not come
+into question for a moment.&nbsp; It would be supposed, or it
+might be thought, that he did it to attract attention.&rdquo; And
+the same man being offered by one of the officers a loan of money
+to enable him to rehabilitate his appearance, positively declined
+it, on the ground that he came to the institution to learn and to
+know better how to help himself, not otherwise to ask help, or to
+receive help from any man.&nbsp; Now, I am justified in calling
+this the tone of the institution, because it is no isolated
+instance, but is a fair and honourable sample of the spirit of
+the place, and as such I put it at the conclusion&mdash;though
+last certainly not least&mdash;of my references to what your
+institution has indubitably done.</p>
+<p>Well, ladies and gentlemen, I come at length to what, in the
+humble opinion of the evanescent officer before you, remains for
+the institution to do, and not to do.&nbsp; As Mr. Carlyle has it
+towards the closing pages of his grand history of the French
+Revolution, &ldquo;This we are now with due brevity to glance at;
+and then courage, oh listener, I see land!&rdquo; <a
+name="citation250"></a><a href="#footnote250"
+class="citation">[250]</a>&nbsp; I earnestly hope&mdash;and I
+firmly believe&mdash;that your institution will do henceforth as
+it has done hitherto; it can hardly do better.&nbsp; I hope and
+believe that it will know among its members no distinction of
+persons, creed, or party, but that it will conserve its place of
+assemblage as a high, pure ground, on which all such
+considerations shall merge into the one universal, heaven-sent
+aspiration of the human soul to be wiser and better.&nbsp; I hope
+and believe that it will always be expansive and elastic; for
+ever seeking to devise new means of enlarging the circle of its
+members, of attracting to itself the confidence of still greater
+and greater numbers, and never evincing any more disposition to
+stand still than time does, or life does, or the seasons
+do.&nbsp; And above all things, I hope, and I feel confident from
+its antecedents, that it will never allow any consideration on
+the face of the earth to induce it to patronise or to be
+patronised, for I verily believe that the bestowal and receipt of
+patronage in such wise has been a curse in England, and that it
+has done more to prevent really good objects, and to lower really
+high character, than the utmost efforts of the narrowest
+antagonism could have effected in twice the time.</p>
+<p>I have no fear that the walls of the Birmingham and Midland
+Institute will ever tremble responsive to the croakings of the
+timid opponents of intellectual progress; but in this connexion
+generally I cannot forbear from offering a remark which is much
+upon my mind.&nbsp; It is commonly assumed&mdash;much too
+commonly&mdash;that this age is a material age, and that a
+material age is an irreligious age.&nbsp; I have been pained
+lately to see this assumption repeated in certain influential
+quarters for which I have a high respect, and desire to have a
+higher.&nbsp; I am afraid that by dint of constantly being
+reiterated, and reiterated without protest, this
+assumption&mdash;which I take leave altogether to deny&mdash;may
+be accepted by the more unthinking part of the public as
+unquestionably true; just as caricaturists and painters,
+professedly making a portrait of some public man, which was not
+in the least like him to begin with, have gone on repeating and
+repeating it until the public came to believe that it must be
+exactly like him, simply because it was like itself, and really
+have at last, in the fulness of time, grown almost disposed to
+resent upon him their tardy discovery&mdash;really to resent upon
+him their late discovery&mdash;that he was not like it.&nbsp; I
+confess, standing here in this responsible situation, that I do
+not understand this much-used and much-abused phrase&mdash;the
+&ldquo;material age.&rdquo;&nbsp; I cannot comprehend&mdash;if
+anybody can I very much doubt&mdash;its logical
+signification.&nbsp; For instance, has electricity become more
+material in the mind of any sane or moderately insane man, woman,
+or child, because of the discovery that in the good providence of
+God it could be made available for the service and use of man to
+an immeasurably greater extent than for his destruction?&nbsp; Do
+I make a more material journey to the bed-side of my dying parent
+or my dying child when I travel there at the rate of sixty miles
+an hour, than when I travel thither at the rate of six?&nbsp;
+Rather, in the swiftest case, does not my agonised heart become
+over-fraught with gratitude to that Supreme Beneficence from whom
+alone could have proceeded the wonderful means of shortening my
+suspense?&nbsp; What is the materiality of the cable or the wire
+compared with the materiality of the spark?&nbsp; What is the
+materiality of certain chemical substances that we can weigh or
+measure, imprison or release, compared with the materiality of
+their appointed affinities and repulsions presented to them from
+the instant of their creation to the day of judgment?&nbsp; When
+did this so-called material age begin?&nbsp; With the use of
+clothing; with the discovery of the compass; with the invention
+of the art of printing?&nbsp; Surely, it has been a long time
+about; and which is the more material object, the farthing tallow
+candle that will not give me light, or that flame of gas which
+will?</p>
+<p>No, ladies and gentlemen, do not let us be discouraged or
+deceived by any fine, vapid, empty words.&nbsp; The true material
+age is the stupid Chinese age, in which no new or grand
+revelations of nature are granted, because they are ignorantly
+and insolently repelled, instead of being diligently and humbly
+sought.&nbsp; The difference between the ancient fiction of the
+mad braggart defying the lightning and the modern historical
+picture of Franklin drawing it towards his kite, in order that he
+might the more profoundly study that which was set before him to
+be studied (or it would not have been there), happily expresses
+to my mind the distinction between the much-maligned material
+sages&mdash;material in one sense, I suppose, but in another very
+immaterial sages&mdash;of the Celestial Empire school.&nbsp;
+Consider whether it is likely or unlikely, natural or unnatural,
+reasonable or unreasonable, that I, a being capable of thought,
+and finding myself surrounded by such discovered wonders on every
+hand, should sometimes ask myself the question&mdash;should put
+to myself the solemn consideration&mdash;can these things be
+among those things which might have been disclosed by divine lips
+nigh upon two thousand years ago, but that the people of that
+time could not bear them?&nbsp; And whether this be so or no, if
+I am so surrounded on every hand, is not my moral responsibility
+tremendously increased thereby, and with it my intelligence and
+submission as a child of Adam and of the dust, before that
+Shining Source which equally of all that is granted and all that
+is withheld holds in His mighty hands the unapproachable
+mysteries of life and death.</p>
+<p>To the students of your industrial classes generally I have
+had it in my mind, first, to commend the short motto, in two
+words, &ldquo;Courage&mdash;Persevere.&rdquo;&nbsp; This is the
+motto of a friend and worker.&nbsp; Not because the eyes of
+Europe are upon them, for I don&rsquo;t in the least believe it;
+nor because the eyes of even England are upon them, for I
+don&rsquo;t in the least believe it; not because their doings
+will be proclaimed with blast of trumpet at street corners, for
+no such musical performances will take place; not because
+self-improvement is at all certain to lead to worldly success,
+but simply because it is good and right of itself, and because,
+being so, it does assuredly bring with it its own resources and
+its own rewards.&nbsp; I would further commend to them a very
+wise and witty piece of advice on the conduct of the
+understanding which was given more than half a century ago by the
+Rev. Sydney Smith&mdash;wisest and wittiest of the friends I have
+lost.&nbsp; He says&mdash;and he is speaking, you will please
+understand, as I speak, to a school of volunteer
+students&mdash;he says: &ldquo;There is a piece of foppery which
+is to be cautiously guarded against, the foppery of universality,
+of knowing all sciences and excelling in all
+arts&mdash;chymistry, mathematics, algebra, dancing, history,
+reasoning, riding, fencing, Low Dutch, High Dutch, and natural
+philosophy.&nbsp; In short, the modern precept of education very
+often is, &lsquo;Take the Admirable Crichton for your model, I
+would have you ignorant of nothing.&rsquo;&nbsp; Now,&rdquo; says
+he, &ldquo;my advice, on the contrary, is to have the courage to
+be ignorant of a great number of things, in order that you may
+avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>To this I would superadd a little truth, which holds equally
+good of my own life and the life of every eminent man I have ever
+known.&nbsp; The one serviceable, safe, certain, remunerative,
+attainable quality in every study and in every pursuit is the
+quality of attention.&nbsp; My own invention or imagination, such
+as it is, I can most truthfully assure you, would never have
+served me as it has, but for the habit of commonplace, humble,
+patient, daily, toiling, drudging attention.&nbsp; Genius,
+vivacity, quickness of penetration, brilliancy in association of
+ideas&mdash;such mental qualities, like the qualities of the
+apparition of the externally armed head in <i>Macbeth</i>, will
+not be commanded; but attention, after due term of submissive
+service, always will.&nbsp; Like certain plants which the poorest
+peasant may grow in the poorest soil, it can be cultivated by any
+one, and it is certain in its own good season to bring forth
+flowers and fruit.&nbsp; I can most truthfully assure you
+by-the-by, that this eulogium on attention is so far quite
+disinterested on my part as that it has not the least reference
+whatever to the attention with which you have honoured me.</p>
+<p>Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have done.&nbsp; I cannot but
+reflect how often you have probably heard within these walls one
+of the foremost men, and certainly one of the very best speakers,
+if not the very best, in England.&nbsp; I could not say to
+myself, when I began just now, in Shakespeare&rsquo;s
+line&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&ldquo;I will be <span
+class="GutSmall">BRIGHT</span> and shining gold,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>but I could say to myself, and I did say to myself, &ldquo;I
+will be as natural and easy as I possibly can,&rdquo; because my
+heart has all been in my subject, and I bear an old love towards
+Birmingham and Birmingham men.&nbsp; I have said that I bear an
+old love towards Birmingham and Birmingham men; let me amend a
+small omission, and add &ldquo;and Birmingham women.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+This ring I wear on my finger now is an old Birmingham gift, and
+if by rubbing it I could raise the spirit that was obedient to
+Aladdin&rsquo;s ring, I heartily assure you that my first
+instruction to that genius on the spot should be to place himself
+at Birmingham&rsquo;s disposal in the best of causes.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[In acknowledging the vote of thanks, Mr. Dickens
+said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, as I hope it is more than possible that
+I shall have the pleasure of meeting you again before Christmas
+is out, and shall have the great interest of seeing the faces and
+touching the bands of the successful competitors in your lists, I
+will not cast upon that anticipated meeting the terrible
+foreshadowing of dread which must inevitably result from a second
+speech.&nbsp; I thank you most heartily, and I most sincerely and
+fervently say to you, &ldquo;Good night, and God bless
+you.&rdquo;&nbsp; In reference to the appropriate and excellent
+remarks of Mr. Dixon, I will now discharge my conscience of my
+political creed, which is contained in two articles, and has no
+reference to any party or persons.&nbsp; My faith in the people
+governing is, on the whole, infinitesimal; my faith in the People
+governed is, on the whole, illimitable.</p>
+<h2><a name="page256"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+256</span>XLIII.<br />
+BIRMINGHAM, JANUARY 6, 1870.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the evening of the above date, Mr.
+Dickens, as President of the Birmingham and Midland Institute,
+distributed the prizes and certificates awarded to the most
+successful students in the first year.&nbsp; The proceedings took
+place in the Town Hall: Mr. Dickens entered at eight
+o&rsquo;clock, accompanied by the officers of the Institute, and
+was received with loud applause.&nbsp; After the lapse of a
+minute or two, he rose and said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;When I
+last had the honour to preside over a meeting of the Institution
+which again brings us together, I took occasion to remark upon a
+certain superabundance of public speaking which seems to me to
+distinguish the present time.&nbsp; It will require very little
+self-denial on my part to practise now what I preached then;
+firstly, because I said my little say that night; and secondly,
+because we have definite and highly interesting action before us
+to-night.&nbsp; We have now to bestow the rewards which have been
+brilliantly won by the most successful competitors in the
+society&rsquo;s lists.&nbsp; I say the most successful, because
+to-night we should particularly observe, I think, that there is
+success in all honest endeavour, and that there is some victory
+gained in every gallant struggle that is made.&nbsp; To strive at
+all involves a victory achieved over sloth, inertness, and
+indifference; and competition for these prizes involves, besides,
+in the vast majority of cases, competition with and mastery
+asserted over circumstances adverse to the effort made.&nbsp;
+Therefore, every losing competitor among my hearers may be
+certain that he has still won much&mdash;very much&mdash;and that
+he can well afford to swell the triumph of his rivals who have
+passed him in the race.</p>
+<p>I have applied the word &ldquo;rewards&rdquo; to these prizes,
+and I do so, not because they represent any great intrinsic worth
+in silver or gold, but precisely because they do not.&nbsp; They
+represent what is above all price&mdash;what can be stated in no
+arithmetical figures, and what is one of the great needs of the
+human soul&mdash;encouraging sympathy.&nbsp; They are an
+assurance to every student present or to come in your
+institution, that he does not work either neglected or
+unfriended, and that he is watched, felt for, stimulated, and
+appreciated.&nbsp; Such an assurance, conveyed in the presence of
+this large assembly, and striking to the breasts of the
+recipients that thrill which is inseparable from any great united
+utterance of feeling, is a reward, to my thinking, as purely
+worthy of the labour as the labour itself is worthy of the
+reward; and by a sensitive spirit can never be forgotten.</p>
+<p>[One of the prize-takers was a Miss Winkle, a name suggestive
+of &ldquo;Pickwick,&rdquo; which was received with laugher.&nbsp;
+Mr. Dickens made some remarks to the lady in an undertone; and
+then observed to the audience, &ldquo;I have recommended Miss
+Winkle to change her name.&rdquo;&nbsp; The prizes having been
+distributed, Mr. Dickens made a second brief speech.&nbsp; He
+said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>The prizes are now all distributed, and I have discharged
+myself of the delightful task you have entrusted to me; and if
+the recipients of these prizes and certificates who have come
+upon this platform have had the genuine pleasure in receiving
+their acknowledgments from my hands that I have had in placing
+them in theirs, they are in a true Christian temper
+to-night.&nbsp; I have the painful sense upon me, that it is
+reserved for some one else to enjoy this great satisfaction of
+mind next time.&nbsp; It would be useless for the few short
+moments longer to disguise the fact that I happen to have drawn
+King this Twelfth Night, but that another Sovereign will very
+soon sit upon my inconstant throne.&nbsp; To-night I abdicate,
+or, what is much the same thing in the modern annals of
+Royalty&mdash;I am politely dethroned.&nbsp; This melancholy
+reflection, ladies and gentlemen, brings me to a very small
+point, personal to myself, upon which I will beg your permission
+to say a closing word.</p>
+<p>When I was here last autumn I made, in reference to some
+remarks of your respected member, Mr. Dixon, a short confession
+of my political faith&mdash;or perhaps I should better say want
+of faith.&nbsp; It imported that I have very little confidence in
+the people who govern us&mdash;please to observe
+&ldquo;people&rdquo; there will be with a small
+&ldquo;p,&rdquo;&mdash;but that I have great confidence in the
+People whom they govern; please to observe &ldquo;people&rdquo;
+there with a large &ldquo;P.&rdquo;&nbsp; This was shortly and
+elliptically stated, and was with no evil intention, I am
+absolutely sure, in some quarters inversely explained.&nbsp;
+Perhaps as the inventor of a certain extravagant fiction, but one
+which I do see rather frequently quoted as if there were grains
+of truth at the bottom of it&mdash;a fiction called the
+&ldquo;Circumlocution Office,&rdquo;&mdash;and perhaps also as
+the writer of an idle book or two, whose public opinions are not
+obscurely stated&mdash;perhaps in these respects I do not
+sufficiently bear in mind Hamlet&rsquo;s caution to speak by the
+card lest equivocation should undo me.</p>
+<p>Now I complain of nobody; but simply in order that there may
+be no mistake as to what I did mean, and as to what I do mean, I
+will re-state my meaning, and I will do so in the words of a
+great thinker, a great writer, and a great scholar, <a
+name="citation259"></a><a href="#footnote259"
+class="citation">[259]</a> whose death, unfortunately for
+mankind, cut short his &ldquo;History of Civilization in
+England:&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;They may talk as they will about
+reforms which Government has introduced and improvements to be
+expected from legislation, but whoever will take a wider and more
+commanding view of human affairs, will soon discover that such
+hopes are chimerical.&nbsp; They will learn that lawgivers are
+nearly always the obstructors of society instead of its helpers,
+and that in the extremely few cases where their measures have
+turned out well their success has been owing to the fact that,
+contrary to their usual custom, they have implicitly obeyed the
+spirit of their time, and have been&mdash;as they always should
+be&mdash;the mere servants of the people, to whose wishes they
+are bound to give a public and legal sanction.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page260"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+260</span>XLIV.<br />
+LONDON, APRIL 6, 1846. <a name="citation260"></a><a
+href="#footnote260" class="citation">[260]</a></h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The first anniversary festival of the General
+Theatrical Fund Association was held on the evening of the above
+date at the London Tavern.&nbsp; The chair was taken by Mr.
+Dickens, who thus proposed the principal toast:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>,&mdash;In offering to you
+a toast which has not as yet been publicly drunk in any company,
+it becomes incumbent on me to offer a few words in explanation:
+in the first place, premising that the toast will be &ldquo;The
+General Theatrical Fund.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Association, whose anniversary we celebrate to-night, was
+founded seven years ago, for the purpose of granting permanent
+pensions to such of the <i>corps dramatique</i> as had retired
+from the stage, either from a decline in their years or a decay
+of their powers.&nbsp; Collected within the scope of its
+benevolence are all actors and actresses, singers, or dancers, of
+five years&rsquo; standing in the profession.&nbsp; To relieve
+their necessities and to protect them from want is the great end
+of the Society, and it is good to know that for seven years the
+members of it have steadily, patiently, quietly, and
+perseveringly pursued this end, advancing by regular
+contribution, moneys which many of them could ill afford, and
+cheered by no external help or assistance of any kind
+whatsoever.&nbsp; It has thus served a regular apprenticeship,
+but I trust that we shall establish to-night that its time is
+out, and that henceforth the Fund will enter upon a flourishing
+and brilliant career.</p>
+<p>I have no doubt that you are all aware that there are, and
+were when this institution was founded, two other institutions
+existing of a similar nature&mdash;Covent Garden and Drury
+Lane&mdash;both of long standing, both richly endowed.&nbsp; It
+cannot, however, be too distinctly understood, that the present
+Institution is not in any way adverse to those.&nbsp; How can it
+be when it is only a wide and broad extension of all that is most
+excellent in the principles on which they are founded?&nbsp; That
+such an extension was absolutely necessary was sufficiently
+proved by the fact that the great body of the dramatic corps were
+excluded from the benefits conferred by a membership of either of
+these institutions; for it was essential, in order to become a
+member of the Drury Lane Society, that the applicant, either he
+or she, should have been engaged for three consecutive seasons as
+a performer.&nbsp; This was afterwards reduced, in the case of
+Covent Garden, to a period of two years, but it really is as
+exclusive one way as the other, for I need not tell you that
+Covent Garden is now but a vision of the past.&nbsp; You might
+play the bottle conjuror with its dramatic company and put them
+all into a pint bottle.&nbsp; The human voice is rarely heard
+within its walls save in connexion with corn, or the ambidextrous
+prestidigitation of the Wizard of the North.&nbsp; In like
+manner, Drury Lane is conducted now with almost a sole view to
+the opera and ballet, insomuch that the statue of Shakespeare
+over the door serves as emphatically to point out his grave as
+his bust did in the church of Stratford-upon-Avon.&nbsp; How can
+the profession generally hope to qualify for the Drury Lane or
+Covent Garden institution, when the oldest and most distinguished
+members have been driven from the boards on which they have
+earned their reputations, to delight the town in theatres to
+which the General Theatrical Fund alone extended?</p>
+<p>I will again repeat that I attach no reproach to those other
+Funds, with which I have had the honour of being connected at
+different periods of my life.&nbsp; At the time those
+Associations were established, an engagement at one of those
+theatres was almost a matter of course, and a successful
+engagement would last a whole life; but an engagement of two
+months&rsquo; duration at Covent Garden would be a perfect Old
+Parr of an engagement just now.&nbsp; It should never be
+forgotten that when those two funds were established, the two
+great theatres were protected by patent, and that at that time
+the minor theatres were condemned by law to the representation of
+the most preposterous nonsense, and some gentlemen whom I see
+around me could no more belong to the minor theatres of that day
+than they could now belong to St. Bartholomew fair.</p>
+<p>As I honour the two old funds for the great good which they
+have done, so I honour this for the much greater good it is
+resolved to do.&nbsp; It is not because I love them less, but
+because I love this more&mdash;because it includes more in its
+operation.</p>
+<p>Let us ever remember that there is no class of actors who
+stand so much in need of a retiring fund as those who do not win
+the great prizes, but who are nevertheless an essential part of
+the theatrical system, and by consequence bear a part in
+contributing to our pleasures.&nbsp; We owe them a debt which we
+ought to pay.&nbsp; The beds of such men are not of roses, but of
+very artificial flowers indeed.&nbsp; Their lives are lives of
+care and privation, and hard struggles with very stern
+realities.&nbsp; It is from among the poor actors who drink wine
+from goblets, in colour marvellously like toast and water, and
+who preside at Barmecide beasts with wonderful appetites for
+steaks,&mdash;it is from their ranks that the most triumphant
+favourites have sprung.&nbsp; And surely, besides this, the
+greater the instruction and delight we derive from the rich
+English drama, the more we are bound to succour and protect the
+humblest of those votaries of the art who add to our instruction
+and amusement.</p>
+<p>Hazlitt has well said that &ldquo;There is no class of society
+whom so many persons regard with affection as actors.&nbsp; We
+greet them on the stage, we like to meet them in the streets;
+they almost always recal to us pleasant associations.&rdquo; <a
+name="citation263"></a><a href="#footnote263"
+class="citation">[263]</a>&nbsp; When they have strutted and
+fretted their hour upon the stage, let them not be heard no
+more&mdash;but let them be heard sometimes to say that they are
+happy in their old age.&nbsp; When they have passed for the last
+time from behind that glittering row of lights with which we are
+all familiar, let them not pass away into gloom and
+darkness,&mdash;but let them pass into cheerfulness and
+light&mdash;into a contented and happy home.</p>
+<p>This is the object for which we have met; and I am too
+familiar with the English character not to know that it will be
+effected.&nbsp; When we come suddenly in a crowded street upon
+the careworn features of a familiar face&mdash;crossing us like
+the ghost of pleasant hours long forgotten&mdash;let us not recal
+those features with pain, in sad remembrance of what they once
+were, but let us in joy recognise it, and go back a pace or two
+to meet it once again, as that of a friend who has beguiled us of
+a moment of care, who has taught us to sympathize with virtuous
+grief, cheating us to tears for sorrows not our own&mdash;and we
+all know how pleasant are such tears.&nbsp; Let such a face be
+ever remembered as that of our benefactor and our friend.</p>
+<p>I tried to recollect, in coming here, whether I had ever been
+in any theatre in my life from which I had not brought away some
+pleasant association, however poor the theatre, and I protest,
+out of my varied experience, I could not remember even one from
+which I had not brought some favourable impression, and that,
+commencing with the period when I believed the clown was a being
+born into the world with infinite pockets, and ending with that
+in which I saw the other night, outside one of the &ldquo;Royal
+Saloons,&rdquo; a playbill which showed me ships completely
+rigged, carrying men, and careering over boundless and
+tempestuous oceans.&nbsp; And now, bespeaking your kindest
+remembrance of our theatres and actors, I beg to propose that you
+drink as heartily and freely as ever a toast was drunk in this
+toast-drinking city &ldquo;Prosperity to the General Theatrical
+Fund.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page265"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+265</span>XLV.<br />
+LEEDS, DECEMBER 1, 1847.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the above evening a Soir&eacute;e of the
+Leeds Mechanics&rsquo; Institution took place, at which about
+1200 persons were present.&nbsp; The chair was taken by Mr.
+Dickens, who thus addressed the meeting:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;Believe
+me, speaking to you with a most disastrous cold, which makes my
+own voice sound very strangely in my ears&mdash;that if I were
+not gratified and honoured beyond expression by your cordial
+welcome, I should have considered the invitation to occupy my
+present position in this brilliant assemblage in itself a
+distinction not easy to be surpassed.&nbsp; The cause in which we
+are assembled and the objects we are met to promote, I take, and
+always have taken to be, <i>the</i> cause and <i>the</i> objects
+involving almost all others that are essential to the welfare and
+happiness of mankind.&nbsp; And in a celebration like the
+present, commemorating the birth and progress of a great
+educational establishment, I recognise a something, not limited
+to the spectacle of the moment, beautiful and radiant though it
+be&mdash;not limited even to the success of the particular
+establishment in which we are more immediately
+interested&mdash;but extending from this place and through swarms
+of toiling men elsewhere, cheering and stimulating them in the
+onward, upward path that lies before us all.&nbsp; Wherever
+hammers beat, or wherever factory chimneys smoke, wherever hands
+are busy, or the clanking of machinery resounds&mdash;wherever,
+in a word, there are masses of industrious human beings whom
+their wise Creator did not see fit to constitute all body, but
+into each and every one of whom He breathed a mind&mdash;there, I
+would fain believe, some touch of sympathy and encouragement is
+felt from our collective pulse now beating in this Hall.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, glancing with such feelings at the
+report of your Institution for the present year sent to me by
+your respected President&mdash;whom I cannot help feeling it,
+by-the-bye, a kind of crime to depose, even thus peacefully, and
+for so short a time&mdash;I say, glancing over this report, I
+found one statement of fact in the very opening which gave me an
+uncommon satisfaction.&nbsp; It is, that a great number of the
+members and subscribers are among that class of persons for whose
+advantage Mechanics&rsquo; Institutions were originated, namely,
+persons receiving weekly wages.&nbsp; This circumstance gives me
+the greatest delight.&nbsp; I am sure that no better testimony
+could be borne to the merits and usefulness of this Institution,
+and that no better guarantee could be given for its continued
+prosperity and advancement.</p>
+<p>To such Associations as this, in their darker hours, there may
+yet reappear now and then the spectral shadow of a certain dead
+and buried opposition; but before the light of a steady trust in
+them on the part of the general people, bearing testimony to the
+virtuous influences of such Institutions by their own
+intelligence and conduct, the ghost will melt away like early
+vapour from the ground.&nbsp; Fear of such Institutions as
+these!&nbsp; We have heard people sometimes speak with jealousy
+of them,&mdash;with distrust of them!&nbsp; Imagine here, on
+either hand, two great towns like Leeds, full of busy men, all of
+them feeling necessarily, and some of them heavily, the burdens
+and inequalities inseparable from civilized society.&nbsp; In
+this town there is ignorance, dense and dark; in that town,
+education&mdash;the best of education; that which the grown man
+from day to day and year to year furnishes for himself and
+maintains for himself, and in right of which his education goes
+on all his life, instead of leaving off, complacently, just when
+he begins to live in the social system.&nbsp; Now, which of these
+two towns has a good man, or a good cause, reason to distrust and
+dread?&nbsp; &ldquo;The educated one,&rdquo; does some timid
+politician, with a marvellously weak sight, say (as I have heard
+such politicians say), &ldquo;because knowledge is power, and
+because it won&rsquo;t do to have too much power
+abroad.&rdquo;&nbsp; Why, ladies and gentlemen, reflect whether
+ignorance be not power, and a very dreadful power.&nbsp; Look
+where we will, do we not find it powerful for every kind of wrong
+and evil?&nbsp; Powerful to take its enemies to its heart, and
+strike its best friends down&mdash;powerful to fill the prisons,
+the hospitals, and the graves&mdash;powerful for blind violence,
+prejudice, and error, in all their gloomy and destructive
+shapes.&nbsp; Whereas the power of knowledge, if I understand it,
+is, to bear and forbear; to learn the path of duty and to tread
+it; to engender that self-respect which does not stop at self,
+but cherishes the best respect for the best objects&mdash;to turn
+an always enlarging acquaintance with the joys and sorrows,
+capabilities and imperfections of our race to daily account in
+mildness of life and gentleness of construction and humble
+efforts for the improvement, stone by stone, of the whole social
+fabric.</p>
+<p>I never heard but one tangible position taken against
+educational establishments for the people, and that was, that in
+this or that instance, or in these or those instances, education
+for the people has failed.&nbsp; And I have never traced even
+this to its source but I have found that the term education, so
+employed, meant anything but education&mdash;implied the mere
+imperfect application of old, ignorant, preposterous
+spelling-book lessons to the meanest purposes&mdash;as if you
+should teach a child that there is no higher end in electricity,
+for example, than expressly to strike a mutton-pie out of the
+hand of a greedy boy&mdash;and on which it is as unreasonable to
+found an objection to education in a comprehensive sense, as it
+would be to object altogether to the combing of youthful hair,
+because in a certain charity school they had a practice of
+combing it into the pupils&rsquo; eyes.</p>
+<p>Now, ladies and gentlemen, I turn to the report of this
+Institution, on whose behalf we are met; and I start with the
+education given there, and I find that it really is an education
+that is deserving of the name.&nbsp; I find that there are papers
+read and lectures delivered, on a variety of subjects of interest
+and importance.&nbsp; I find that there are evening classes
+formed for the acquisition of sound, useful English information,
+and for the study of those two important languages, daily
+becoming more important in the business of life,&mdash;the French
+and German.&nbsp; I find that there is a class for drawing, a
+chemical class, subdivided into the elementary branch and the
+manufacturing branch, most important here.&nbsp; I find that
+there is a day-school at twelve shillings a quarter, which small
+cost, besides including instruction in all that is useful to the
+merchant and the man of business, admits to all the advantages of
+the parent institution.&nbsp; I find that there is a School of
+Design established in connexion with the Government School; and
+that there was in January this year, a library of between six and
+seven thousand books.&nbsp; Ladies and gentlemen, if any man
+would tell me that anything but good could come of such knowledge
+as this, all I can say is, that I should consider him a new and
+most lamentable proof of the necessity of such institutions, and
+should regard him in his own person as a melancholy instance of
+what a man may come to by never having belonged to one or
+sympathized with one.</p>
+<p>There is one other paragraph in this report which struck my
+eye in looking over it, and on which I cannot help offering a
+word of joyful notice.&nbsp; It is the steady increase that
+appears to have taken place in the number of lady
+members&mdash;among whom I hope I may presume are included some
+of the bright fair faces that are clustered around me.&nbsp;
+Gentlemen, I hold that it is not good for man to be
+alone&mdash;even in Mechanics&rsquo; Institutions; and I rank it
+as very far from among the last or least of the merits of such
+places, that he need not be alone there, and that he is
+not.&nbsp; I believe that the sympathy and society of those who
+are our best and dearest friends in infancy, in childhood, in
+manhood, and in old age, the most devoted and least selfish
+natures that we know on earth, who turn to us always constant and
+unchanged, when others turn away, should greet us here, if
+anywhere, and go on with us side by side.</p>
+<p>I know, gentlemen, by the evidence of my own proper senses at
+this moment, that there are charms and graces in such greetings,
+such as no other greeting can possess.&nbsp; I know that in every
+beautiful work of the Almighty hand, which is illustrated in your
+lectures, and in every real or ideal portraiture of fortitude and
+goodness that you find in your books, there is something that
+must bring you home again to them for its brightest and best
+example.&nbsp; And therefore, gentlemen, I hope that you will
+never be without them, or without an increasing number of them in
+your studies and your commemorations; and that an immense number
+of new marriages, and other domestic festivals naturally
+consequent upon those marriages, may be traced back from time to
+time to the Leeds Mechanics&rsquo; Institution.</p>
+<p>There are many gentlemen around me, distinguished by their
+public position and service, or endeared to you by frequent
+intercourse, or by their zealous efforts on behalf of the cause
+which brings us together; and to them I shall beg leave to refer
+you for further observations on this happy and interesting
+occasion; begging to congratulate you finally upon the occasion
+itself; upon the prosperity and thriving prospects of your
+institution; and upon our common and general good fortune in
+living in these times, when the means of mental culture and
+improvement are presented cheaply, socially, and cheerfully, and
+not in dismal cells or lonely garrets.&nbsp; And lastly, I
+congratulate myself, I assure you most heartily, upon the part
+with which I am honoured on an occasion so congenial to my
+warmest feelings and sympathies, and I beg to thank you for such
+evidences of your good-will, as I never can coldly remember and
+never forget.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[In acknowledging the vote of thanks, Mr. Dickens
+said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>Ladies and Gentlemen,&mdash;It is a great satisfaction to me
+that this question has been put by the Mayor, inasmuch as I hope
+I may receive it as a token that he has forgiven me those
+extremely large letters, which I must say, from the glimpse I
+caught of them when I arrived in the town, looked like a leaf
+from the first primer of a very promising young giant.</p>
+<p>I will only observe, in reference to the proceeding of this
+evening, that after what I have seen, and the excellent speeches
+I have heard from gentlemen of so many different callings and
+persuasions, meeting here as on neutral ground, I do more
+strongly and sincerely believe than I ever have in my
+life,&mdash;and that is saying a great deal,&mdash;that
+institutions such as this will be the means of refining and
+improving that social edifice which has been so often mentioned
+to-night, until,&mdash;unlike that Babel tower that would have
+taken heaven by storm,&mdash;it shall end in sweet accord and
+harmony amongst all classes of its builders.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, most respectfully and heartily I bid you
+good night and good-bye, and I trust the next time we meet it
+will be in even greater numbers, and in a larger room, and that
+we often shall meet again, to recal this evening, then of the
+past, and remember it as one of a series of increasing triumphs
+of your excellent institution.</p>
+<h2><a name="page272"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+272</span>XLVI.<br />
+GLASGOW, DECEMBER 28, 1847.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The first Soir&eacute;e, commemorative of the
+opening of the Glasgow Athen&aelig;um took place on the above
+evening in the City Hall.&nbsp; Mr. Charles Dickens presided, and
+made the following speech:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and Gentlemen</span>&mdash;Let me
+begin by endeavouring to convey to you the assurance that not
+even the warmth of your reception can possibly exceed, in simple
+earnestness, the cordiality of the feeling with which I come
+amongst you.&nbsp; This beautiful scene and your generous
+greeting would naturally awaken, under any circumstances, no
+common feeling within me; but when I connect them with the high
+purpose of this brilliant assembly&mdash;when I regard it as an
+educational example and encouragement to the rest of
+Scotland&mdash;when I regard it no less as a recognition on the
+part of everybody here of the right, indisputable and
+inalienable, of all those who are actively engaged in the work
+and business of life to elevate and improve themselves so far as
+in them lies, by all good means&mdash;I feel as if I stand here
+to swear brotherhood to all the young men in Glasgow;&mdash;and I
+may say to all the young women in Glasgow; being unfortunately in
+no position to take any tenderer vows upon myself&mdash;and as if
+we were pledged from this time henceforth to make common cause
+together in one of the most laudable and worthy of human
+objects.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, a common cause must be made in such a
+design as that which brings us together this night; for without
+it, nothing can be done, but with it, everything.&nbsp; It is a
+common cause of right, God knows; for it is idle to suppose that
+the advantages of such an institution as the Glasgow
+Athen&aelig;um will stop within its own walls or be confined to
+its own members.&nbsp; Through all the society of this great and
+important city, upwards to the highest and downwards to the
+lowest, it must, I know, be felt for good.&nbsp; Downward in a
+clearer perception of, and sympathy with, those social miseries
+which can be alleviated, and those wide-open doors to vice and
+crime that can be shut and barred; and upward in a greater
+intelligence, increased efficiency, and higher knowledge, of all
+who partake of its benefits themselves, or who communicate, as
+all must do, in a greater or less degree, some portion to the
+circle of relatives or friends in which they move.</p>
+<p>Nor, ladies and gentlemen, would I say for any man, however
+high his social position, or however great his attainments, that
+he might not find something to be learnt even from immediate
+contact with such institutions.&nbsp; If he only saw the goddess
+Knowledge coming out of her secluded palaces and high places to
+mingle with the throng, and to give them shining glimpses of the
+delights which were long kept hoarded up, he might learn
+something.&nbsp; If he only saw the energy and the courage with
+which those who earn their daily bread by the labour of their
+hands or heads, come night after night, as to a recreation, to
+that which was, perhaps, the whole absorbing business of his
+youth, there might still be something very wholesome for him to
+learn.&nbsp; But when he could see in such places their genial
+and reviving influences, their substituting of the contemplation
+of the beauties of nature and art, and of the wisdom of great
+men, for mere sensual enjoyment or stupid idleness&mdash;at any
+rate he would learn this&mdash;that it is at once the duty and
+the interest of all good members of society to encourage and
+protect them.</p>
+<p>I took occasion to say at an Athen&aelig;um in Yorkshire a few
+weeks since, <a name="citation274"></a><a href="#footnote274"
+class="citation">[274]</a> and I think it a point most important
+to be borne in mind on such commemorations as these, that when
+such societies are objected to, or are decried on the ground that
+in the views of the objectors, education among the people has not
+succeeded, the term education is used with not the least
+reference to its real meaning, and is wholly misunderstood.&nbsp;
+Mere reading and writing is not education; it would be quite as
+reasonable to call bricks and mortar architecture&mdash;oils and
+colours art&mdash;reeds and cat-gut music&mdash;or the
+child&rsquo;s spelling-books the works of Shakespeare, Milton, or
+Bacon&mdash;as to call the lowest rudiments of education,
+education, and to visit on that most abused and slandered word
+their failure in any instance; and precisely because they were
+not education; because, generally speaking, the word has been
+understood in that sense a great deal too long; because education
+for the business of life, and for the due cultivation of domestic
+virtues, is at least as important from day to day to the grown
+person as to the child; because real education, in the strife and
+contention for a livelihood, and the consequent necessity
+incumbent on a great number of young persons to go into the world
+when they are very young, is extremely difficult.&nbsp; It is
+because of these things that I look upon mechanics&rsquo;
+institutions and athen&aelig;ums as vitally important to the
+well-being of society.&nbsp; It is because the rudiments of
+education may there be turned to good account in the acquisition
+of sound principles, and of the great virtues, hope, faith, and
+charity, to which all our knowledge tends; it is because of that,
+I take it, that you have met in education&rsquo;s name
+to-night.</p>
+<p>It is a great satisfaction to me to occupy the place I do in
+behalf of an infant institution; a remarkably fine child enough,
+of a vigorous constitution, but an infant still.&nbsp; I esteem
+myself singularly fortunate in knowing it before its prime, in
+the hope that I may have the pleasure of remembering in its
+prime, and when it has attained to its lusty maturity, that I was
+a friend of its youth.&nbsp; It has already passed through some
+of the disorders to which children are liable; it succeeded to an
+elder brother of a very meritorious character, but of rather a
+weak constitution, and which expired when about twelve months
+old, from, it is said, a destructive habit of getting up early in
+the morning: it succeeded this elder brother, and has fought
+manfully through a sea of troubles.&nbsp; Its friends have often
+been much concerned for it; its pulse has been exceedingly low,
+being only 1250, when it was expected to have been 10,000;
+several relations and friends have even gone so far as to walk
+off once or twice in the melancholy belief that it was
+dead.&nbsp; Through all that, assisted by the indomitable energy
+of one or two nurses, to whom it can never be sufficiently
+grateful, it came triumphantly, and now, of all the youthful
+members of its family I ever saw, it has the strongest attitude,
+the healthiest look, the brightest and most cheerful air.&nbsp; I
+find the institution nobly lodged; I find it with a reading-room,
+a coffee-room, and a news-room; I find it with lectures given and
+in progress, in sound, useful and well-selected subjects; I find
+it with morning and evening classes for mathematics, logic,
+grammar, music, French, German, Spanish, and Italian, attended by
+upwards of five hundred persons; but, best and first of all and
+what is to me more satisfactory than anything else in the history
+of the institution, I find that all, this has been mainly
+achieved by the young men of Glasgow themselves, with very little
+assistance.&nbsp; And, ladies and gentlemen, as the axiom,
+&ldquo;Heaven helps those who help themselves,&rdquo; is truer in
+no case than it is in this, I look to the young men of Glasgow,
+from such a past and such a present, to a noble future.&nbsp;
+Everything that has been done in any other athen&aelig;um, I
+confidently expect to see done here; and when that shall be the
+case, and when there shall be great cheap schools in connexion
+with the institution, and when it has bound together for ever all
+its friends, and brought over to itself all those who look upon
+it as an objectionable institution,&mdash;then, and not till
+then, I hope the young men of Glasgow will rest from their
+labours, and think their study done.</p>
+<p>If the young men of Glasgow want any stimulus or encouragement
+in this wise, they have one beside them in the presence of their
+fair townswomen, which is irresistible.&nbsp; It is a most
+delightful circumstance to me, and one fraught with inestimable
+benefits to institutions of this kind, that at a meeting of this
+nature those who in all things are our best examples,
+encouragers, and friends, are not excluded.&nbsp; The abstract
+idea of the Graces was in ancient times associated with those
+arts which refine the human understanding; and it is pleasant to
+see now, in the rolling of the world, the Graces popularising the
+practice of those arts by their example, and adorning it with
+their presence.</p>
+<p>I am happy to know that in the Glasgow Athen&aelig;um there is
+a peculiar bond of union between the institution and the fairest
+part of creation.&nbsp; I understand that the necessary addition
+to the small library of books being difficult and expensive to
+make, the ladies have generally resolved to hold a fancy bazaar,
+and to devote the proceeds to this admirable purpose; and I learn
+with no less pleasure that her Majesty the Queen, in a graceful
+and womanly sense of the excellence of this design, has consented
+that the bazaar shall be held under her royal patronage.&nbsp; I
+can only say, that if you do not find something very noble in
+your books after this, you are much duller students than I take
+you to be.&nbsp; The ladies&mdash;the single ladies, at
+least&mdash;however disinterested I know they are by sex and
+nature, will, I hope, resolve to have some of the advantages of
+these books, by never marrying any but members of the
+Athen&aelig;um.&nbsp; It seems to me it ought to be the
+pleasantest library in the world.</p>
+<p>Hazlitt says, in speaking of some of the graceful fancies of
+some familiar writer of fiction, &ldquo;How long since I first
+became acquainted with these characters; what old-fashioned
+friends they seem; and yet I am not tired of them like so many
+other friends, nor they of me.&rdquo;&nbsp; In this case the
+books will not only possess all the attractions of their own
+friendships and charms, but also the manifold&mdash;I may say
+womanfold&mdash;associations connected with their donors.&nbsp; I
+can imagine how, in fact, from these fanciful associations, some
+fair Glasgow widow may be taken for the remoter one whom Sir
+Roger de Coverley could not forget; I can imagine how
+Sophia&rsquo;s muff may be seen and loved, but not by Tom Jones,
+going down the High Street on any winter day; or I can imagine
+the student finding in every fair form the exact counterpart of
+the Glasgow Athen&aelig;um, and taking into consideration the
+history of Europe without the consent of Sheriff Alison.&nbsp; I
+can imagine, in short, how through all the facts and fictions of
+this library, these ladies will be always active, and that</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Age will not wither them, nor custom
+stale<br />
+Their infinite variety.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It seems to me to be a moral, delightful, and happy chance,
+that this meeting has been held at this genial season of the
+year, when a new time is, as it were, opening before us, and when
+we celebrate the birth of that divine and blessed Teacher, who
+took the highest knowledge into the humblest places, and whose
+great system comprehended all mankind.&nbsp; I hail it as a most
+auspicious omen, at this time of the year, when many scattered
+friends and families are re-assembled, for the members of this
+institution to be calling men together from all quarters, with a
+brotherly view to the general good, and a view to the general
+improvement; as I consider that such designs are practically
+worthy of the faith we hold, and a practical remembrance of the
+words, &ldquo;On earth peace, and good will toward
+men.&rdquo;&nbsp; I hope that every year which dawns on your
+Institution, will find it richer in its means of usefulness, and
+grayer-headed in the honour and respect it has gained.&nbsp; It
+can hardly speak for itself more appropriately than in the words
+of an English writer, when contemplating the English emblem of
+this period of the year, the holly-tree:&mdash;</p>
+<p>[Mr. Dickens concluded by quoting the last three stanzas of
+Southey&rsquo;s poem, <i>The Holly Tree</i>.]</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[In acknowledging a vote of thanks proposed by Sir Archibald
+(then Mr.) Alison, Mr. Dickens said:]</p>
+<p>Ladies and Gentlemen,&mdash;I am no stranger&mdash;and I say
+it with the deepest gratitude&mdash;to the warmth of Scottish
+hearts; but the warmth of your present welcome almost deprives me
+of any hope of acknowledging it.&nbsp; I will not detain you any
+longer at this late hour; let it suffice to assure you, that for
+taking the part with which I have been honoured in this festival,
+I have been repaid a thousand-fold by your abundant kindness, and
+by the unspeakable gratification it has afforded me.&nbsp; I hope
+that, before many years are past, we may have another meeting in
+public, when we shall rejoice at the immense progress your
+institution will have made in the meantime, and look back upon
+this night with new pleasure and satisfaction.&nbsp; I shall now,
+in conclusion, repeat most heartily and fervently the quotation
+of Dr. Ewing, the late Provost of Glasgow, which Bailie Nicol
+Jarvie, himself &ldquo;a Glasgow body,&rdquo; observed was
+&ldquo;elegantly putten round the town&rsquo;s arms.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page280"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+280</span>XLVII.<br />
+LONDON, APRIL 14, 1851.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The Sixth Annual Dinner of the General
+Theatrical Fund was held at the London Tavern on the above
+date.&nbsp; Mr. Charles Dickens occupied the chair, and in giving
+the toast of the evening said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">have</span> so often had the
+satisfaction of bearing my testimony, in this place, to the
+usefulness of the excellent Institution in whose behalf we are
+assembled, that I should be really sensible of the disadvantage
+of having now nothing to say in proposing the toast you all
+anticipate, if I were not well assured that there is really
+nothing which needs be said.&nbsp; I have to appeal to you on the
+old grounds, and no ingenuity of mine could render those grounds
+of greater weight than they have hitherto successfully proved to
+you.</p>
+<p>Although the General Theatrical Fund Association, unlike many
+other public societies and endowments, is represented by no
+building, whether of stone, or brick, or glass, like that
+astonishing evidence of the skill and energy of my friend Mr.
+Paxton, which all the world is now called upon to admire, and the
+great merit of which, as you learn from the best authorities, is,
+that it ought to have fallen down long before it was built, and
+yet that it would by no means consent to doing so&mdash;although,
+I say, this Association possesses no architectural home, it is
+nevertheless as plain a fact, rests on as solid a foundation, and
+carries as erect a front, as any building, in the world.&nbsp;
+And the best and the utmost that its exponent and its advocate
+can do, standing here, is to point it out to those who gather
+round it, and to say, &ldquo;judge for yourselves.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It may not, however, be improper for me to suggest to that
+portion of the company whose previous acquaintance with it may
+have been limited, what it is not.&nbsp; It is not a theatrical
+association whose benefits are confined to a small and exclusive
+body of actors.&nbsp; It is a society whose claims are always
+preferred in the name of the whole histrionic art.&nbsp; It is
+not a theatrical association adapted to a state of theatrical
+things entirely past and gone, and no more suited to present
+theatrical requirements than a string of pack-horses would be
+suited to the conveyance of traffic between London and
+Birmingham.&nbsp; It is not a rich old gentleman, with the gout
+in his vitals, brushed and got-up once a year to look as vigorous
+as possible, and brought out for a public airing by the few
+survivors of a large family of nephews and nieces, who afterwards
+double-lock the street-door upon the poor relations.&nbsp; It is
+not a theatrical association which insists that no actor can
+share its bounty who has not walked so many years on those boards
+where the English tongue is never heard&mdash;between the little
+bars of music in an aviary of singing birds, to which the
+unwieldy Swan of Avon is never admitted&mdash;that bounty which
+was gathered in the name and for the elevation of an
+all-embracing art.</p>
+<p>No, if there be such things, this thing is not of that
+kind.&nbsp; This is a theatrical association, expressly adapted
+to the wants and to the means of the whole theatrical profession
+all over England.&nbsp; It is a society in which the word
+exclusiveness is wholly unknown.&nbsp; It is a society which
+includes every actor, whether he be Benedict or Hamlet, or the
+Ghost, or the Bandit, or the court-physician, or, in the one
+person, the whole King&rsquo;s army.&nbsp; He may do the
+&ldquo;light business,&rdquo; or the &ldquo;heavy,&rdquo; or the
+comic, or the eccentric.&nbsp; He may be the captain who courts
+the young lady, whose uncle still unaccountably persists in
+dressing himself in a costume one hundred years older than his
+time.&nbsp; Or he may be the young lady&rsquo;s brother in the
+white gloves and inexpressibles, whose duty in the family appears
+to be to listen to the female members of it whenever they sing,
+and to shake hands with everybody between all the verses.&nbsp;
+Or he may be the baron who gives the f&ecirc;te, and who sits
+uneasily on the sofa under a canopy with the baroness while the
+f&ecirc;te is going on.&nbsp; Or he may be the peasant at the
+f&ecirc;te who comes on the stage to swell the drinking chorus,
+and who, it may be observed, always turns his glass upside down
+before he begins to drink out of it.&nbsp; Or he may be the clown
+who takes away the doorstep of the house where the evening party
+is going on.&nbsp; Or he may be the gentleman who issues out of
+the house on the false alarm, and is precipitated into the
+area.&nbsp; Or, to come to the actresses, she may be the fairy
+who resides for ever in a revolving star with an occasional visit
+to a bower or a palace.&nbsp; Or the actor may be the armed head
+of the witch&rsquo;s cauldron; or even that extraordinary witch,
+concerning whom I have observed in country places, that he is
+much less like the notion formed from the description of Hopkins
+than the Malcolm or Donalbain of the previous scenes.&nbsp; This
+society, in short, says, &ldquo;Be you what you may, be you actor
+or actress, be your path in your profession never so high, or
+never so low, never so haughty, or never so humble, we offer you
+the means of doing good to yourselves, and of doing good to your
+brethren.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This society is essentially a provident institution, appealing
+to a class of men to take care of their own interests, and giving
+a continuous security only in return for a continuous sacrifice
+and effort.&nbsp; The actor by the means of this society obtains
+his own right, to no man&rsquo;s wrong; and when, in old age, or
+in disastrous times, he makes his claim on the institution, he is
+enabled to say, &ldquo;I am neither a beggar, nor a
+suppliant.&nbsp; I am but reaping what I sowed long
+ago.&rdquo;&nbsp; And therefore it is that I cannot hold out to
+you that in assisting this fund you are doing an act of charity
+in the common acceptation of that phrase.&nbsp; Of all the abuses
+of that much abused term, none have more raised my indignation
+than what I have heard in this room in past times, in reference
+to this institution.&nbsp; I say, if you help this institution
+you will be helping the wagoner who has resolutely put his own
+shoulder to the wheel, and who has <i>not</i> stuck idle in the
+mud.&nbsp; In giving this aid you will be doing an act of
+justice, and you will be performing an act of gratitude; and this
+is what I solicit from you; but I will not so far wrong those who
+are struggling manfully for their own independence as to pretend
+to entreat from you an act of charity.</p>
+<p>I have used the word gratitude; and let any man ask his own
+heart, and confess if he have not some grateful acknowledgments
+for the actor&rsquo;s art?&nbsp; Not peculiarly because it is a
+profession often pursued, and as it were marked, by poverty and
+misfortune&mdash;for other callings, God knows, have their
+distresses&mdash;nor because the actor has sometimes to come from
+scenes of sickness, of suffering, ay, even of death itself, to
+play his part before us&mdash;for all of us, in our spheres, have
+as often to do violence to our feelings and to hide our hearts in
+fighting this great battle of life, and in discharging our duties
+and responsibilities.&nbsp; But the art of the actor excites
+reflections, sombre or grotesque, awful or humorous, which we are
+all familiar with.&nbsp; If any man were to tell me that he
+denied his acknowledgments to the stage, I would simply put to
+him one question&mdash;whether he remembered his first play?</p>
+<p>If you, gentlemen, will but carry back your recollection to
+that great night, and call to mind the bright and harmless world
+which then opened to your view, we shall, I think, hear
+favourably of the effect upon your liberality on this occasion
+from our Secretary.</p>
+<p>This is the sixth year of meetings of this kind&mdash;the
+sixth time we have had this fine child down after dinner.&nbsp;
+His nurse, a very worthy person of the name of Buckstone, who has
+an excellent character from several places, will presently report
+to you that his chest is perfectly sound, and that his general
+health is in the most thriving condition.&nbsp; Long may it be
+so; long may it thrive and grow; long may we meet (it is my
+sincere wish) to exchange our congratulations on its prosperity;
+and longer than the line of Banquo may be that line of figures
+which, as its patriotic share in the national debt, a century
+hence shall be stated by the Governor and Company of the Bank of
+England.</p>
+<h2><a name="page284"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+284</span>XLVIII.<br />
+THE ROYAL LITERARY FUND.<br />
+LONDON, MARCH 12, 1856.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The Corporation of the Royal Literary Fund
+was established in 1790, its object being to administer
+assistance to authors of genius and learning, who may be reduced
+to distress by unavoidable calamities, or deprived, by enfeebled
+faculties or declining life, of the power of literary
+exertion.&nbsp; At the annual general meeting held at the house
+of the society on the above date, the following speech was made
+by Mr. Charles Dickens:]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;I shall not attempt to
+follow my friend Mr. Bell, who, in the profession of literature,
+represents upon this committee a separate and distinct branch of
+the profession, that, like</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The last rose of summer<br />
+Stands blooming alone,<br />
+While all its companions<br />
+Are faded and gone,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>into the very prickly bramble-bush with which he has
+ingeniously contrived to beset this question.&nbsp; In the
+remarks I have to make I shall confine myself to four
+points:&mdash;1. That the committee find themselves in the
+painful condition of not spending enough money, and will
+presently apply themselves to the great reform of spending
+more.&nbsp; 2. That with regard to the house, it is a positive
+matter of history, that the house for which Mr. Williams was so
+anxious was to be applied to uses to which it never has been
+applied, and which the administrators of the fund decline to
+recognise.&nbsp; 3. That, in Mr. Bell&rsquo;s endeavours to
+remove the Artists&rsquo; Fund from the ground of analogy it
+unquestionably occupies with reference to this fund, by reason of
+their continuing periodical relief to the same persons, I beg to
+tell Mr. Bell what every gentleman at that table knows&mdash;that
+it is the business of this fund to relieve over and over again
+the same people.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Bell</span>: But fresh inquiry is
+always made first.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. C. Dickens</span>: I can only oppose
+to that statement my own experience when I sat on that committee,
+and when I have known persons relieved on many consecutive
+occasions without further inquiry being made.&nbsp; As to the
+suggestion that we should select the items of expenditure that we
+complain of, I think it is according to all experience that we
+should first affirm the principle that the expenditure is too
+large.&nbsp; If that be done by the meeting, then I will proceed
+to the selection of the separate items.&nbsp; Now, in rising to
+support this resolution, I may state at once that I have scarcely
+any expectation of its being carried, and I am happy to think it
+will not.&nbsp; Indeed, I consider it the strongest point of the
+resolution&rsquo;s case that it should not be carried, because it
+will show the determination of the fund&rsquo;s managers.&nbsp;
+Nothing can possibly be stronger in favour of the resolution than
+that the statement should go forth to the world that twice within
+twelve months the attention of the committee has been called to
+this great expenditure, and twice the committee have considered
+that it was not unreasonable.&nbsp; I cannot conceive a stronger
+case for the resolution than this statement of fact as to the
+expenditure going forth to the public accompanied by the
+committee&rsquo;s assertion that it is reasonable.&nbsp; Now, to
+separate this question from details, let us remember what the
+committee and their supporters asserted last year, and, I hope,
+will re-assert this year.&nbsp; It seems to be rather the model
+kind of thing than otherwise now that if you get &pound;100 you
+are to spend &pound;40 in management; and if you get &pound;1000,
+of course you may spend &pound;400 in giving the rest away.&nbsp;
+Now, in case there should be any ill-conditioned people here who
+may ask what occasion there can be for all this expenditure, I
+will give you my experience.&nbsp; I went last year to a highly
+respectable place of resort, Willis&rsquo;s Rooms, in St.
+James&rsquo;s, to a meeting of this fund.&nbsp; My original
+intention was to hear all I could, and say as little as
+possible.&nbsp; Allowing for the absence of the younger and
+fairer portion of the creation, the general appearance of the
+place was something like Almack&rsquo;s in the morning.&nbsp; A
+number of stately old dowagers sat in a row on one side, and old
+gentlemen on the other.&nbsp; The ball was opened with due
+solemnity by a real marquis, who walked a minuet with the
+secretary, at which the audience were much affected.&nbsp; Then
+another party advanced, who, I am sorry to say, was only a member
+of the House of Commons, and he took possession of the
+floor.&nbsp; To him, however, succeeded a lord, then a bishop,
+then the son of a distinguished lord, then one or two celebrities
+from the City and Stock Exchange, and at last a gentleman, who
+made a fortune by the success of &ldquo;Candide,&rdquo; sustained
+the part of Pangloss, and spoke much of what he evidently
+believed to be the very best management of this best of all
+possible funds.&nbsp; Now it is in this fondness for being
+stupendously genteel, and keeping up fine appearances&mdash;this
+vulgar and common social vice of hanging on to great connexions
+at any price, that the money goes.&nbsp; The last time you got a
+distinguished writer at a public meeting, and he was called on to
+address you somewhere amongst the small hours, he told you he
+felt like the man in plush who was permitted to sweep the stage
+down after all the other people had gone.&nbsp; If the founder of
+this society were here, I should think he would feel like a sort
+of Rip van Winkle reversed, who had gone to sleep backwards for a
+hundred years and woke up to find his fund still lying under the
+feet of people who did nothing for it instead of being
+emancipated and standing alone long ago.&nbsp; This Bloomsbury
+house is another part of the same desire for show, and the
+officer who inhabits it.&nbsp; (I mean, of course, in his
+official capacity, for, as an individual, I much respect
+him.)&nbsp; When one enters the house it appears to be haunted by
+a series of mysterious-looking ghosts, who glide about engaged in
+some extraordinary occupation, and, after the approved fashion of
+ghosts, but seldom condescend to disclose their business.&nbsp;
+What are all these meetings and inquiries wanted for?&nbsp; As
+for the authors, I say, as a writer by profession, that the long
+inquiry said to be necessary to ascertain whether an applicant
+deserves relief, is a preposterous pretence, and that working
+literary men would have a far better knowledge of the cases
+coming before the board than can ever be attained by that
+committee.&nbsp; Further, I say openly and plainly, that this
+fund is pompously and unnaturally administered at great expense,
+instead of being quietly administered at small expense; and that
+the secrecy to which it lays claim as its greatest attribute, is
+not kept; for through those &ldquo;two respectable
+householders,&rdquo; to whom reference must be made, the names of
+the most deserving applicants are to numbers of people perfectly
+well known.&nbsp; The members have now got before them a plain
+statement of fact as to these charges; and it is for them to say
+whether they are justifiable, becoming, or decent.&nbsp; I beg
+most earnestly and respectfully to put it to those gentlemen who
+belong to this institution, that must now decide, and cannot help
+deciding, what the Literary Fund is for, and what it is not
+for.&nbsp; The question raised by the resolution is whether this
+is a public corporation for the relief of men of genius and
+learning, or whether it is a snug, traditional, and conventional
+party, bent upon maintaining its own usages with a vast amount of
+pride; upon its own annual puffery at costly dinner-tables, and
+upon a course of expensive toadying to a number of distinguished
+individuals.&nbsp; This is the question which you cannot this day
+escape.</p>
+<h2><a name="page290"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+290</span>XLIX.<br />
+LONDON, NOVEMBER 5, 1857.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At the fourth anniversary dinner of the
+Warehousemen and Clerks Schools, which took place on Thursday
+evening, Nov. 5th, 1857, at the London Tavern, and was very
+numerously attended, Mr. Charles Dickens occupied the
+chair.&nbsp; On the subject which had brought the company
+together Mr. Dickens spoke as follows:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">must</span> now solicit your attention
+for a few minutes to the cause of your assembling
+together&mdash;the main and real object of this evening&rsquo;s
+gathering; for I suppose we are all agreed that the motto of
+these tables is not &ldquo;Let us eat and drink, for to-morrow we
+die;&rdquo; but, &ldquo;Let us eat and drink, for to-morrow we
+live.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is because a great and good work is to live
+to-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, and to live a greater
+and better life with every succeeding to-morrow, that we eat and
+drink here at all.&nbsp; Conspicuous on the card of admission to
+this dinner is the word &ldquo;Schools.&rdquo;&nbsp; This set me
+thinking this morning what are the sorts of schools that I
+don&rsquo;t like.&nbsp; I found them on consideration, to be
+rather numerous.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t like to begin with, and to
+begin as charity does at home&mdash;I don&rsquo;t like the sort
+of school to which I once went myself&mdash;the respected
+proprietor of which was by far the most ignorant man I have ever
+had the pleasure to know; one of the worst-tempered men perhaps
+that ever lived, whose business it was to make as much out of us
+and put as little into us as possible, and who sold us at a
+figure which I remember we used to delight to estimate, as
+amounting to exactly &pound;2 4s. 6d. per head.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t like that sort of school, because I don&rsquo;t see
+what business the master had to be at the top of it instead of
+the bottom, and because I never could understand the
+wholesomeness of the moral preached by the abject appearance and
+degraded condition of the teachers who plainly said to us by
+their looks every day of their lives, &ldquo;Boys, never be
+learned; whatever you are, above all things be warned from that
+in time by our sunken cheeks, by our poor pimply noses, by our
+meagre diet, by our acid-beer, and by our extraordinary suits of
+clothes, of which no human being can say whether they are
+snuff-coloured turned black, or black turned snuff-coloured, a
+point upon which we ourselves are perfectly unable to offer any
+ray of enlightenment, it is so very long since they were undarned
+and new.&rdquo;&nbsp; I do not like that sort of school, because
+I have never yet lost my ancient suspicion touching that curious
+coincidence that the boy with four brothers to come always got
+the prizes.&nbsp; In fact, and short, I do not like that sort of
+school, which is a pernicious and abominable humbug,
+altogether.&nbsp; Again, ladies and gentlemen, I don&rsquo;t like
+that sort of school&mdash;a ladies&rsquo; school&mdash;with which
+the other school used to dance on Wednesdays, where the young
+ladies, as I look back upon them now, seem to me always to have
+been in new stays and disgrace&mdash;the latter concerning a
+place of which I know nothing at this day, that bounds Timbuctoo
+on the north-east&mdash;and where memory always depicts the
+youthful enthraller of my first affection as for ever standing
+against a wall, in a curious machine of wood, which confined her
+innocent feet in the first dancing position, while those arms,
+which should have encircled my jacket, those precious arms, I
+say, were pinioned behind her by an instrument of torture called
+a backboard, fixed in the manner of a double direction
+post.&nbsp; Again, I don&rsquo;t like that sort of school, of
+which we have a notable example in Kent, which was established
+ages ago by worthy scholars and good men long deceased, whose
+munificent endowments have been monstrously perverted from their
+original purpose, and which, in their distorted condition, are
+struggled for and fought over with the most indecent
+pertinacity.&nbsp; Again, I don&rsquo;t like that sort of
+school&mdash;and I have seen a great many such in these latter
+times&mdash;where the bright childish imagination is utterly
+discouraged, and where those bright childish faces, which it is
+so very good for the wisest among us to remember in after
+life&mdash;when the world is too much with us, early and late <a
+name="citation292"></a><a href="#footnote292"
+class="citation">[292]</a>&mdash;are gloomily and grimly scared
+out of countenance; where I have never seen among the pupils,
+whether boys or girls, anything but little parrots and small
+calculating machines.&nbsp; Again, I don&rsquo;t by any means
+like schools in leather breeches, and with mortified straw
+baskets for bonnets, which file along the streets in long
+melancholy rows under the escort of that surprising British
+monster&mdash;a beadle, whose system of instruction, I am afraid,
+too often presents that happy union of sound with sense, of which
+a very remarkable instance is given in a grave report of a
+trustworthy school inspector, to the effect that a boy in great
+repute at school for his learning, presented on his slate, as one
+of the ten commandments, the perplexing prohibition, &ldquo;Thou
+shalt not commit doldrum.&rdquo;&nbsp; Ladies and gentlemen, I
+confess, also, that I don&rsquo;t like those schools, even though
+the instruction given in them be gratuitous, where those sweet
+little voices which ought to be heard speaking in very different
+accents, anathematise by rote any human being who does not hold
+what is taught there.&nbsp; Lastly, I do not like, and I did not
+like some years ago, cheap distant schools, where neglected
+children pine from year to year under an amount of neglect, want,
+and youthful misery far too sad even to be glanced at in this
+cheerful assembly.</p>
+<p>And now, ladies and gentlemen, perhaps you will permit me to
+sketch in a few words the sort of school that I do like.&nbsp; It
+is a school established by the members of an industrious and
+useful order, which supplies the comforts and graces of life at
+every familiar turning in the road of our existence; it is a
+school established by them for the Orphan and Necessitous
+Children of their own brethren and sisterhood; it is a place
+giving an education worthy of them&mdash;an education by them
+invented, by them conducted, by them watched over; it is a place
+of education where, while the beautiful history of the Christian
+religion is daily taught, and while the life of that Divine
+Teacher who Himself took little children on His knees is daily
+studied, no sectarian ill-will nor narrow human dogma is
+permitted to darken the face of the clear heaven which they
+disclose.&nbsp; It is a children&rsquo;s school, which is at the
+same time no less a children&rsquo;s home, a home not to be
+confided to the care of cold or ignorant strangers, nor, by the
+nature of its foundation, in the course of ages to pass into
+hands that have as much natural right to deal with it as with the
+peaks of the highest mountains or with the depths of the sea, but
+to be from generation to generation administered by men living in
+precisely such homes as those poor children have lost; by men
+always bent upon making that replacement, such a home as their
+own dear children might find a happy refuge in if they themselves
+were taken early away.&nbsp; And I fearlessly ask you, is this a
+design which has any claim to your sympathy?&nbsp; Is this a sort
+of school which is deserving of your support?</p>
+<p>This is the design, this is the school, whose strong and
+simple claim I have to lay before you to-night.&nbsp; I must
+particularly entreat you not to suppose that my fancy and
+unfortunate habit of fiction has anything to do with the picture
+I have just presented to you.&nbsp; It is sober matter of
+fact.&nbsp; The Warehousemen and Clerks&rsquo; Schools,
+established for the maintaining, clothing, and educating of the
+Orphan and Necessitous Children of those employed in the
+wholesale trades and manufactures of the United Kingdom, are, in
+fact, what I have just described.&nbsp; These schools for both
+sexes were originated only four years ago.&nbsp; In the first six
+weeks of the undertaking the young men of themselves and quite
+unaided, subscribed the large sum of &pound;3,000.&nbsp; The
+schools have been opened only three years, they have now on their
+foundation thirty-nine children, and in a few days they will have
+six more, making a total of forty-five.&nbsp; They have been most
+munificently assisted by the heads of great mercantile houses,
+numerously represented, I am happy to say, around me, and they
+have a funded capital of almost &pound;14,000.&nbsp; This is
+wonderful progress, but the aim must still be upwards, the motto
+always &ldquo;Excelsior.&rdquo;&nbsp; You do not need to be told
+that five-and-forty children can form but a very small proportion
+of the Orphan and Necessitous Children of those who have been
+entrusted with the wholesale trades and manufactures of the
+United Kingdom: you do not require to be informed that the house
+at New-cross, rented for a small term of years, in which the
+schools are at present established, can afford but most imperfect
+accommodation for such a breadth of design.&nbsp; To carry this
+good work through the two remaining degrees of better and best
+there must be more work, more co-operation, more friends, more
+money.&nbsp; Then be the friends and give the money.&nbsp; Before
+I conclude, there is one other feature in these schools which I
+would commend to your special attention and approval.&nbsp; Their
+benefits are reserved for the children of subscribers; that is to
+say, it is an essential principle of the institution that it must
+help those whose parents have helped them, and that the
+unfortunate children whose father has been so lax, or so
+criminal, as to withhold a subscription so exceedingly small that
+when divided by weeks it amounts to only threepence weekly,
+cannot, in justice, be allowed to jostle out and shoulder away
+the happier children, whose father has had that little
+forethought, or done that little kindness which was requisite to
+secure for them the benefits of the institution.&nbsp; I really
+cannot believe that there will long be any such defaulting
+parents.&nbsp; I cannot believe that any of the intelligent young
+men who are engaged in the wholesale houses will long neglect
+this obvious, this easy duty.&nbsp; If they suppose that the
+objects of their love, born or unborn, will never want the
+benefits of the charity, that may be a fatal and blind
+mistake&mdash;it can never be an excuse, for, supposing them to
+be right in their anticipation, they should do what is asked for
+the sake of their friends and comrades around them, assured that
+they will be the happier and the better for the deed.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, this little &ldquo;labour of love&rdquo;
+of mine is now done.&nbsp; I most heartily wish that I could
+charm you now not to see me, not to think of me, not to hear
+me&mdash;I most heartily wish that I could make you see in my
+stead the multitude of innocent and bereaved children who are
+looking towards these schools, and entreating with uplifted hands
+to be let in.&nbsp; A very famous advocate once said, in speaking
+of his fears of failure when he had first to speak in court,
+being very poor, that he felt his little children tugging at his
+skirts, and that recovered him.&nbsp; Will you think of the
+number of little children who are tugging at my skirts, when I
+ask you, in their names, on their behalf, and in their little
+persons, and in no strength of my own, to encourage and assist
+this work?</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>At a later period of the evening Mr. Dickens proposed the
+health of the President of the Institution, Lord John
+Russell.&nbsp; He said he should do nothing so superfluous and so
+unnecessary as to descant upon his lordship&rsquo;s many
+faithful, long, and great public services, upon the honour and
+integrity with which he had pursued his straightforward public
+course through every difficulty, or upon the manly, gallant, and
+courageous character, which rendered him certain, in the eyes
+alike of friends and opponents, to rise with every rising
+occasion, and which, like the seal of Solomon, in the old Arabian
+story, enclosed in a not very large casket the soul of a
+giant.&nbsp; In answer to loud cheers, he said he had felt
+perfectly certain, that that would be the response for in no
+English assembly that he had ever seen was it necessary to do
+more than mention the name of Lord John Russell to ensure a
+manifestation of personal respect and grateful remembrance.</p>
+<h2><a name="page297"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+297</span>L.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 8, 1858.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The forty-eighth Anniversary of the
+establishment of the Artists&rsquo; Benevolent Fund took place on
+the above date at the Freemasons&rsquo; Tavern.&nbsp; The chair
+was taken by Mr. Charles Dickens, who, after having disposed of
+the preliminary toasts with his usual felicity, proceeded to
+advocate the claims of the Institution in whose interest the
+company had assembled, in the following terms:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;There
+is an absurd theatrical story which was once told to me by a dear
+and valued friend, who has now passed from this sublunary stage,
+and which is not without its moral as applied to myself, in my
+present presidential position.&nbsp; In a certain theatrical
+company was included a man, who on occasions of emergency was
+capable of taking part in the whole round of the British drama,
+provided he was allowed to use his own language in getting
+through the dialogue.&nbsp; It happened one night that Reginald,
+in the <i>Castle Spectre</i>, was taken ill, and this veteran of
+a hundred characters was, of course, called up for the vacant
+part.&nbsp; He responded with his usual promptitude, although
+knowing nothing whatever of the character, but while they were
+getting him into the dress, he expressed a not unreasonable wish
+to know in some vague way what the part was about.&nbsp; He was
+not particular as to details, but in order that he might properly
+pourtray his sufferings, he thought he should have some slight
+inkling as to what really had happened to him.&nbsp; As, for
+example, what murders he had committed, whose father he was, of
+what misfortunes he was the victim,&mdash;in short, in a general
+way to know why he was in that place at all.&nbsp; They said to
+him, &ldquo;Here you are, chained in a dungeon, an unhappy
+father; you have been here for seventeen years, during which time
+you have never seen your daughter; you have lived upon bread and
+water, and, in consequence, are extremely weak, and suffer from
+occasional lowness of spirits.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;All
+right,&rdquo; said the actor of universal capabilities,
+&ldquo;ring up.&rdquo;&nbsp; When he was discovered to the
+audience, he presented an extremely miserable appearance, was
+very favourably received, and gave every sign of going on well,
+until, through some mental confusion as to his instructions, he
+opened the business of the act by stating in pathetic terms, that
+he had been confined in that dungeon seventeen years, during
+which time he had not tasted a morsel of food, to which
+circumstance he was inclined to attribute the fact of his being
+at that moment very much out of condition.&nbsp; The audience,
+thinking this statement exceedingly improbable, declined to
+receive it, and the weight of that speech hung round him until
+the end of his performance.</p>
+<p>Now I, too, have received instructions for the part I have the
+honour of performing before you, and it behoves both you and me
+to profit by the terrible warning I have detailed, while I
+endeavour to make the part I have undertaken as plain and
+intelligible as I possibly can.</p>
+<p>As I am going to propose to you that we should now begin to
+connect the business with the pleasure of the evening, by
+drinking prosperity to the Artists&rsquo; Benevolent Fund, it
+becomes important that we should know what that fund is.&nbsp; It
+is an Association supported by the voluntary gifts of those who
+entertain a critical and admiring estimation of art, and has for
+its object the granting of annuities to the widows and children
+of deceased artists&mdash;of artists who have been unable in
+their lives to make any provision for those dear objects of their
+love surviving themselves.&nbsp; Now it is extremely important to
+observe that this institution of an Artists&rsquo; Benevolent
+Fund, which I now call on you to pledge, has connected with it,
+and has arisen out of another artists&rsquo; association, which
+does not ask you for a health, which never did, and never will
+ask you for a health, which is self-supporting, and which is
+entirely maintained by the prudence and providence of its three
+hundred artist members.&nbsp; That fund, which is called the
+Artists&rsquo; Annuity Fund, is, so to speak, a joint and mutual
+Assurance Company against infirmity, sickness, and age.&nbsp; To
+the benefits it affords every one of its members has an absolute
+right, a right, be it remembered, produced by timely thrift and
+self-denial, and not assisted by appeals to the charity or
+compassion of any human being.&nbsp; On that fund there are, if I
+remember a right, some seventeen annuitants who are in the
+receipt of eleven hundred a-year, the proceeds of their own
+self-supporting Institution.&nbsp; In recommending to you this
+benevolent fund, which is not self-supporting, they address you,
+in effect, in these words:&mdash;&ldquo;We ask you to help these
+widows and orphans, because we show you we have first helped
+ourselves.&nbsp; These widows and orphans may be ours or they may
+not be ours; but in any case we will prove to you to a certainty
+that we are not so many wagoners calling upon Jupiter to do our
+work, because we do our own work; each has his shoulder to the
+wheel; each, from year to year, has had his shoulder set to the
+wheel, and the prayer we make to Jupiter and all the gods is
+simply this&mdash;that this fact may be remembered when the wagon
+has stopped for ever, and the spent and worn-out wagoner lies
+lifeless by the roadside.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ladies and Gentlemen, I most particularly wish to
+impress on you the strength of this appeal.&nbsp; I am a painter,
+a sculptor, or an engraver, of average success.&nbsp; I study and
+work here for no immense return, while life and health, while
+hand and eye are mine.&nbsp; I prudently belong to the Annuity
+Fund, which in sickness, old age, and infirmity, preserves me
+from want.&nbsp; I do my duty to those who are depending on me
+while life remains; but when the grass grows above my grave there
+is no provision for them any longer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This is the case with the Artists&rsquo; Benevolent Fund, and
+in stating this I am only the mouthpiece of three hundred of the
+trade, who in truth stands as independent before you as if they
+were three hundred Cockers all regulated by the Gospel according
+to themselves.&nbsp; There are in existence three artists&rsquo;
+funds, which ought never to be mentioned without respect.&nbsp; I
+am an officer of one of them, and can speak from knowledge; but
+on this occasion I address myself to a case for which there is no
+provision.&nbsp; I address you on behalf of those professors of
+the fine arts who have made provision during life, and in
+submitting to you their claims I am only advocating principles
+which I myself have always maintained.</p>
+<p>When I add that this Benevolent Fund makes no pretensions to
+gentility, squanders no treasure in keeping up appearances, that
+it considers that the money given for the widow and the orphan,
+should really be held for the widow and the orphan, I think I
+have exhausted the case, which I desire most strenuously to
+commend to you.</p>
+<p>Perhaps you will allow me to say one last word.&nbsp; I will
+not consent to present to you the professors of Art as a set of
+helpless babies, who are to be held up by the chin; I present
+them as an energetic and persevering class of men, whose incomes
+depend on their own faculties and personal exertions; and I also
+make so bold as to present them as men who in their vocation
+render good service to the community.&nbsp; I am strongly
+disposed to believe there are very few debates in Parliament so
+important to the public welfare as a really good picture.&nbsp; I
+have also a notion that any number of bundles of the driest legal
+chaff that ever was chopped would be cheaply expended for one
+really meritorious engraving.&nbsp; At a highly interesting
+annual festival at which I have the honour to assist, and which
+takes place behind two fountains, I sometimes observe that great
+ministers of state and other such exalted characters have a
+strange delight in rather ostentatiously declaring that they have
+no knowledge whatever of art, and particularly of impressing on
+the company that they have passed their lives in severe
+studies.&nbsp; It strikes me when I hear these things as if these
+great men looked upon the arts as a sort of dancing dogs, or
+Punch&rsquo;s show, to be turned to for amusement when one has
+nothing else to do.&nbsp; Now I always take the opportunity on
+these occasions of entertaining my humble opinion that all this
+is complete &ldquo;bosh;&rdquo; and of asserting to myself my
+strong belief that the neighbourhoods of Trafalgar Square, or
+Suffolk Street, rightly understood, are quite as important to the
+welfare of the empire as those of Downing Street, or Westminster
+Hall.&nbsp; Ladies and Gentlemen, on these grounds, and backed by
+the recommendation of three hundred artists in favour of the
+Benevolent Fund, I beg to propose its prosperity as a toast for
+your adoption.</p>
+<h2><a name="page302"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+302</span>LI.<br />
+THE FAREWELL READING.<br />
+ST. JAMES&rsquo;S HALL, MARCH 15, 1870.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[With the &ldquo;Christmas Carol&rdquo; and
+&ldquo;The Trial from Pickwick,&rdquo; Mr. Charles Dickens
+brought to a brilliant close the memorable series of public
+readings which have for sixteen years proved to audiences
+unexampled in numbers, the source of the highest intellectual
+enjoyment.&nbsp; Every portion of available space in the building
+was, of course, last night occupied some time before the
+appointed hour; but could the St. James&rsquo;s Hall have been
+specially enlarged for the occasion to the dimensions of
+Salisbury Plain, it is doubtful whether sufficient room would
+even then have been provided for all anxious to seize the last
+chance of hearing the distinguished novelist give his own
+interpretation of the characters called into existence by his own
+creative pen.&nbsp; As if determined to convince his auditors
+that, whatever reason had influenced his determination, physical
+exhaustion was not amongst them, Mr. Dickens never read with
+greater spirit and energy.&nbsp; His voice to the last retained
+its distinctive clearness, and the transitions of tone, as each
+personage in the story, conjured up by a word, rose vividly
+before the eye, seemed to be more marvellous than ever.&nbsp; The
+vast assemblage, hushed into breathless attention, suffered not a
+syllable to escape the ear, and the rich humour and deep pathos
+of one of the most delightful books ever written found once again
+the fullest appreciation.&nbsp; The usual burst of merriment
+responsive to the blithe description of Bob Cratchit&rsquo;s
+Christmas day, and the wonted sympathy with the crippled child
+&ldquo;Tiny Tim,&rdquo; found prompt expression, and the general
+delight at hearing of Ebenezer Scrooge&rsquo;s reformation was
+only checked by the saddening remembrance that with it the last
+strain of the &ldquo;carol&rdquo; was dying away.&nbsp; After the
+&ldquo;Trial from Pickwick,&rdquo; in which the speeches of the
+opposing counsel, and the owlish gravity of the judge, seemed to
+be delivered and depicted with greater dramatic power than ever,
+the applause of the audience rang for several minutes through the
+hall, and when it had subsided, Mr. Dickens, with evidently
+strong emotion, but in his usual distinct and expressive manner,
+spoke as follows:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;It
+would be worse than idle&mdash;for it would be hypocritical and
+unfeeling&mdash;if I were to disguise that I close this episode
+in my life with feelings of very considerable pain.&nbsp; For
+some fifteen years, in this hall and in many kindred places, I
+have had the honour of presenting my own cherished ideas before
+you for your recognition, and, in closely observing your
+reception of them, have enjoyed an amount of artistic delight and
+instruction which, perhaps, is given to few men to know.&nbsp; In
+this task, and in every other I have ever undertaken, as a
+faithful servant of the public, always imbued with a sense of
+duty to them, and always striving to do his best, I have been
+uniformly cheered by the readiest response, the most generous
+sympathy, and the most stimulating support.&nbsp; Nevertheless, I
+have thought it well, at the full flood-tide of your favour, to
+retire upon those older associations between us, which date from
+much further back than these, and henceforth to devote myself
+exclusively to the art that first brought us together.&nbsp;
+Ladies and gentlemen, in but two short weeks from this time I
+hope that you may enter, in your own homes, on a new series of
+readings, at which my assistance will be indispensable; <a
+name="citation303"></a><a href="#footnote303"
+class="citation">[303]</a> but from these garish lights I vanish
+now for evermore, with a heartfelt, grateful, respectful, and
+affectionate farewell.</p>
+<p>[Amidst repeated acclamations of the most enthusiastic
+description, whilst hats and handkerchiefs were waving in every
+part of the hall, Mr. Charles Dickens retired, withdrawing with
+him one of the greatest intellectual treats the public ever
+enjoyed.]</p>
+<h2><a name="page304"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+304</span>LII.<br />
+THE NEWSVENDORS&rsquo; INSTITUTION.<br />
+LONDON, APRIL 5, 1870.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The annual dinner in aid of the funds of the
+Newsvendors&rsquo; Benevolent and Provident Institution was held
+on the above evening, at the Freemason&rsquo;s Tavern.&nbsp; Mr.
+Charles Dickens presided, and was supported by the Sheriffs of
+the City of London and Middlesex.</p>
+<p class="gutsumm">After the usual toasts had been given and
+responded to,</p>
+<p class="gutsumm">The Chairman said that if the approved order
+of their proceedings had been observed, the Corporation of the
+City of London would no doubt have considered themselves snubbed
+if they were not toasted by themselves.&nbsp; He was sure that a
+distinguished member of the Corporation who was present would
+tell the company what the Corporation were going to do; and he
+had not the slightest doubt they were going to do something
+highly creditable to themselves, and something highly serviceable
+to the whole metropolis; and if the secret were not at present
+locked up in the blue chamber, they would be all deeply obliged
+to the gentleman who would immediately follow him, if he let them
+into it in the same confidence as he had observed with respect to
+the Corporation of the City of London being snubbed.&nbsp; He
+begged to give the toast of &ldquo;The Corporation of the City of
+London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p class="gutsumm">Mr. Alderman Cotton, in replying to the toast,
+said for once, and once only, had their chairman said an unkind
+word about the Corporation of London.&nbsp; He had always
+reckoned Mr. Dickens to be one of the warmest friends of the
+Corporation; and remembering that he (Mr. Dickens) did really go
+through a Lord Mayor&rsquo;s Show in a Lord Mayor&rsquo;s
+carriage, if he had not felt himself quite a Lord Mayor, he must
+have at least considered himself next to one.</p>
+<p class="gutsumm">In proposing the toast of the evening Mr.
+Dickens said:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Ladies and gentlemen</span>,&mdash;You
+receive me with so much cordiality that I fear you believe that I
+really did once sit in a Lord Mayor&rsquo;s state coach.&nbsp;
+Permit me to assure you, in spite of the information received
+from Mr. Alderman Cotton, that I never had that honour.&nbsp;
+Furthermore, I beg to assure you that I never witnessed a Lord
+Mayor&rsquo;s show except from the point of view obtained by the
+other vagabonds upon the pavement.&nbsp; Now, ladies and
+gentlemen, in spite of this great cordiality of yours, I doubt if
+you fully know yet what a blessing it is to you that I occupy
+this chair to-night, because, having filled it on several
+previous occasions for the society on whose behalf we are
+assembled, and having said everything that I could think of to
+say about it, and being, moreover, the president of the
+institution itself, I am placed to-night in the modest position
+of a host who is not so much to display himself as to call out
+his guests&mdash;perhaps even to try to induce some among them to
+occupy his place on another occasion.&nbsp; And, therefore, you
+may be safely sure that, like Falstaff, but with a modification
+almost as large as himself, I shall try rather to be the cause of
+speaking in others than to speak myself to-night.&nbsp; Much in
+this manner they exhibit at the door of a snuff shop the effigy
+of a Highlander with an empty mull in his hand, who, having
+apparently taken all the snuff he can carry, and discharged all
+the sneezes of which he is capable, politely invites his friends
+and patrons to step in and try what they can do in the same
+line.</p>
+<p>It is an appropriate instance of the universality of the
+newsman&rsquo;s calling that no toast we have drunk
+to-night&mdash;and no toast we shall drink to-night&mdash;and no
+toast we might, could, should, or would drink to-night, is
+separable for a moment from that great inclusion of all possible
+subjects of human interest which he delivers at our doors every
+day.&nbsp; Further, it may be worthy the consideration of
+everybody here who has talked cheerfully to his or her neighbour
+since we have sat down at the table, what in the name of Heaven
+should we have talked about, and how on earth could we have
+possibly got on, if our newsman had only for one single day
+forgotten us.&nbsp; Now, ladies and gentlemen, as our newsman is
+not by any means in the habit of forgetting us, let us try to
+form a little habit of not forgetting our newsman.&nbsp; Let us
+remember that his work is very arduous; that it occupies him
+early and late; that the profits he derives from us are at the
+best very small; that the services he renders to us are very
+great; that if he be a master, his little capital is exposed to
+all sorts of mischances, anxieties, and hazards; and if he be a
+journeyman, he himself is exposed to all manner of weathers, of
+tempers, and of difficult and unreasonable requirements.</p>
+<p>Let me illustrate this.&nbsp; I was once present at a social
+discussion, which originated by chance.&nbsp; The subject was,
+What was the most absorbing and longest-lived passion in the
+human breast?&nbsp; What was the passion so powerful that it
+would almost induce the generous to be mean, the careless to be
+cautious, the guileless to be deeply designing, and the dove to
+emulate the serpent?&nbsp; A daily editor of vast experience and
+great acuteness, who was one of the company, considerably
+surprised us by saying with the greatest confidence that the
+passion in question was the passion of getting orders for the
+play.</p>
+<p>There had recently been a terrible shipwreck, and very few of
+the surviving sailors had escaped in an open boat.&nbsp; One of
+these on making land came straight to London, and straight to the
+newspaper office, with his story of how he had seen the ship go
+down before his eyes.&nbsp; That young man had witnessed the most
+terrible contention between the powers of fire and water for the
+destruction of that ship and of every one on board.&nbsp; He had
+rowed away among the floating, dying, and the sinking dead.&nbsp;
+He had floated by day, and he had frozen by night, with no
+shelter and no food, and, as he told his dismal tale, he rolled
+his haggard eyes about the room.&nbsp; When he had finished, and
+the tale had been noted down from his lips, he was cheered and
+refreshed, and soothed, and asked if anything could be done for
+him.&nbsp; Even within him that master passion was so strong that
+he immediately replied he should like an order for the
+play.&nbsp; My friend the editor certainly thought that was
+rather a strong case; but he said that during his many years of
+experience he had witnessed an incurable amount of
+self-prostration and abasement having no outer object, and that
+almost invariably on the part of people who could well afford to
+pay.</p>
+<p>This made a great impression on my mind, and I really lived in
+this faith until some years ago it happened upon a stormy night I
+was kindly escorted from a bleak railway station to the little
+out-of-the-way town it represented by a sprightly and vivacious
+newsman, to whom I propounded, as we went along under my
+umbrella&mdash;he being most excellent company&mdash;this old
+question, what was the one all-absorbing passion of the human
+soul?&nbsp; He replied, without the slightest hesitation, that it
+certainly was the passion for getting your newspaper in advance
+of your fellow-creatures; also, if you only hired it, to get it
+delivered at your own door at exactly the same time as another
+man who hired the same copy four miles off; and, finally, the
+invincible determination on the part of both men not to believe
+the time was up when the boy called.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I have not had an opportunity of
+verifying this experience with my friends of the managing
+committee, but I have no doubt from its reception to-night that
+my friend the newsman was perfectly right.&nbsp; Well, as a sort
+of beacon in a sufficiently dark life, and as an assurance that
+among a little body of working men there is a feeling of
+brotherhood and sympathy&mdash;which is worth much to all men, or
+they would herd with wolves&mdash;the newsvendors once upon a
+time established the Benevolent and Provident Institution, and
+here it is.&nbsp; Under the Provident head, certain small
+annuities are granted to old and hard-working subscribers.&nbsp;
+Under the Benevolent head, relief is afforded to temporary and
+proved distress.&nbsp; Under both heads, I am bound to say the
+help rendered is very humble and very sparing, but if you like it
+to be handsomer you have it in your power to make it so.&nbsp;
+Such as it is, it is most gratefully received, and does a deal of
+good.&nbsp; Such as it is, it is most discreetly and feelingly
+administered; and it is encumbered with no wasteful charges for
+management or patronage.</p>
+<p>You know upon an old authority, that you may believe anything
+except facts and figures, but you really may believe that during
+the last year we have granted &pound;100 in pensions, and some
+&pound;70 in temporary relief, and we have invested in Government
+securities some &pound;400.&nbsp; But, touching this matter of
+investments, it was suggested at the anniversary dinner, on the
+high and kind authority of Sir Benjamin Phillips that we might
+grant more pensions and invest less money.&nbsp; We urged, on the
+other hand, that we wished our pensions to be certain and
+unchangeable&mdash;which of course they must be if they are
+always paid out of our Government interest and never out of our
+capital.&nbsp; However, so amiable is our nature, that we profess
+our desire to grant more pensions and to invest more money
+too.&nbsp; The more you give us to-night again, so amiable is our
+nature, the more we promise to do in both departments.&nbsp; That
+the newsman&rsquo;s work has greatly increased, and that it is
+far more wearing and tearing than it used to be, you may infer
+from one fact, not to mention that we live in railway
+times.&nbsp; It is stated in Mitchell&rsquo;s &ldquo;Newspaper
+Press Directory,&rdquo; that during the last quarter of a century
+the number of newspapers which appeared in London had more than
+doubled, while the increase in the number of people among whom
+they were disseminated was probably beyond calculation.</p>
+<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I have stated the newsman&rsquo;s simple
+case.&nbsp; I leave it in your hands.&nbsp; Within the last year
+the institution has had the good fortune to attract the sympathy
+and gain the support of the eminent man of letters I am proud to
+call my friend, <a name="citation309"></a><a href="#footnote309"
+class="citation">[309]</a> who now represents the great Republic
+of America at the British Court.&nbsp; Also it has the honour of
+enrolling upon its list of donors and vice-presidents the great
+name of Longfellow.&nbsp; I beg to propose to you to drink
+&ldquo;Prosperity to the Newsvendors&rsquo; Benevolent and
+Provident Institution.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page310"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+310</span>LIII.<br />
+MACREADY.<br />
+LONDON, MARCH 1, 1851.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the evening of the above day the friends
+and admirers of Mr. Macready entertained him at a public
+dinner.&nbsp; Upwards of six hundred gentlemen assembled to do
+honour to the great actor on his retirement from the stage.&nbsp;
+Sir E. B. Lytton took the chair.&nbsp; Among the other speakers
+were Baron Bunsen, Sir Charles Eastlake, Mr. Thackeray, Mr. John
+Forster, Mr. W. J. Fox, and Mr. Charles Dickens, who proposed
+&ldquo;The Health of the Chairman&rdquo; in the following
+words:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gentlemen</span>,&mdash;After all you have
+already heard, and so rapturously received, I assure you that not
+even the warmth of your kind welcome would embolden me to hope to
+interest you if I had not full confidence in the subject I have
+to offer to your notice.&nbsp; But my reliance on the strength of
+this appeal to you is so strong that I am rather encouraged than
+daunted by the brightness of the track on which I have to throw
+my little shadow.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, as it seems to me, there are three great requisites
+essential to the perfect realisation of a scene so unusual and so
+splendid as that in which we are now assembled.&nbsp; The first,
+and I must say very difficult requisite, is a man possessing the
+stronghold in the general remembrance, the indisputable claim on
+the general regard and esteem, which is possessed by my dear and
+much valued friend our guest.&nbsp; The second requisite is the
+presence of a body of entertainers,&mdash;a great multitude of
+hosts so cheerful and good-humoured (under, I am sorry to say,
+some personal inconvenience),&mdash;so warm-hearted and so nobly
+in earnest, as those whom I have the privilege of
+addressing.&nbsp; The third, and certainly not the least of these
+requisites, is a president who, less by his social position,
+which he may claim by inheritance, or by fortune, which may have
+been adventitiously won, and may be again accidentally lost, than
+by his comprehensive genius, shall fitly represent the best part
+of him to whom honour is done, and the best part of those who
+unite in the doing of it.&nbsp; Such a president I think we have
+found in our chairman of to-night, and I need scarcely add that
+our chairman&rsquo;s health is the toast I have to propose to
+you.</p>
+<p>Many of those who now hear me were present, I daresay, at that
+memorable scene on Wednesday night last, <a
+name="citation311"></a><a href="#footnote311"
+class="citation">[311]</a> when the great vision which had been a
+delight and a lesson,&mdash;very often, I daresay, a support and
+a comfort to you, which had for many years improved and charmed
+us, and to which we had looked for an elevated relief from the
+labours of our lives, faded from our sight for ever.&nbsp; I will
+not stop to inquire whether our guest may or may not have looked
+backward, through rather too long a period for us, to some remote
+and distant time when he might possibly bear some far-off
+likeness to a certain Spanish archbishop whom Gil Blas once
+served.&nbsp; Nor will I stop to inquire whether it was a
+reasonable disposition in the audience of Wednesday to seize upon
+the words&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;And
+I have brought,<br />
+Golden opinions from all sorts of people,<br />
+Which would be worn now in their newest gloss,<br />
+Not cast aside so soon&mdash;&rdquo; <a name="citation312"></a><a
+href="#footnote312" class="citation">[312]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>but I will venture to intimate to those whom I am addressing
+how in my mind I mainly connect that occasion with the
+present.&nbsp; When I looked round on the vast assemblage, and
+observed the huge pit hushed into stillness on the rising of the
+curtain, and that mighty surging gallery, where men in their
+shirt-sleeves had been striking out their arms like strong
+swimmers&mdash;when I saw that boisterous human flood become
+still water in a moment, and remain so from the opening to the
+end of the play, it suggested to me something besides the
+trustworthiness of an English crowd, and the delusion under which
+those labour who are apt to disparage and malign it: it suggested
+to me that in meeting here to-night we undertook to represent
+something of the all-pervading feeling of that crowd, through all
+its intermediate degrees, from the full-dressed lady, with her
+diamonds sparkling upon her breast in the proscenium-box, to the
+half-undressed gentleman; who bides his time to take some
+refreshment in the back row of the gallery.&nbsp; And I consider,
+gentlemen, that no one who could possibly be placed in this chair
+could so well head that comprehensive representation, and could
+so well give the crowning grace to our festivities, as one whose
+comprehensive genius has in his various works embraced them all,
+and who has, in his dramatic genius, enchanted and enthralled
+them all at once.</p>
+<p>Gentlemen, it is not for me here to recall, after what you
+have heard this night, what I have seen and known in the bygone
+times of Mr. Macready&rsquo;s management, of the strong
+friendship of Sir Bulwer Lytton for him, of the association of
+his pen with his earliest successes, or of Mr. Macready&rsquo;s
+zealous and untiring services; but it may be permitted me to say
+what, in any public mention of him I can never repress, that in
+the path we both tread I have uniformly found him from the first
+the most generous of men; quick to encourage, slow to disparage,
+ever anxious to assert the order of which he is so great an
+ornament; never condescending to shuffle it off, and leave it
+outside state rooms, as a Mussulman might leave his slippers
+outside a mosque.</p>
+<p>There is a popular prejudice, a kind of superstition to the
+effect that authors are not a particularly united body, that they
+are not invariably and inseparably attached to each other.&nbsp;
+I am afraid I must concede half-a-grain or so of truth I to that
+superstition; but this I know, that there can hardly
+be&mdash;that there hardly can have been&mdash;among the
+followers of literature, a man of more high standing farther
+above these little grudging jealousies, which do sometimes
+disparage its brightness, than Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton.</p>
+<p>And I have the strongest reason just at present to bear my
+testimony to his great consideration for those evils which are
+sometimes unfortunately attendant upon it, though not on
+him.&nbsp; For, in conjunction with some other gentlemen now
+present, I have just embarked in a design with Sir Bulwer Lytton,
+to smoothe the rugged way of young labourers, both in literature
+and the fine arts, and to soften, but by no eleemosynary means,
+the declining years of meritorious age.&nbsp; And if that project
+prosper as I hope it will, and as I know it ought, it will one
+day be an honour to England where there is now a reproach;
+originating in his sympathies, being brought into operation by
+his activity, and endowed from its very cradle by his
+generosity.&nbsp; There are many among you who will have each his
+own favourite reason for drinking our chairman&rsquo;s health,
+resting his claim probably upon some of his diversified
+successes.&nbsp; According to the nature of your reading, some of
+you will connect him with prose, others will connect him with
+poetry.&nbsp; One will connect him with comedy, and another with
+the romantic passions of the stage, and his assertion of worthy
+ambition and earnest struggle against</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;those
+twin gaolers of the human heart,<br />
+Low birth and iron fortune.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Again, another&rsquo;s taste will lead him to the
+contemplation of Rienzi and the streets of Rome; another&rsquo;s
+to the rebuilt and repeopled streets of Pompeii; another&rsquo;s
+to the touching history of the fireside where the Caxton family
+learned how to discipline their natures and tame their wild hopes
+down.&nbsp; But, however various their feelings and reasons may
+be, I am sure that with one accord each will help the other, and
+all will swell the greeting, with which I shall now propose to
+you &ldquo;The Health of our Chairman, Sir Edward Bulwer
+Lytton.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page315"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+315</span>LIV.<br />
+SANITARY REFORM.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 10, 1851.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[The members and friends of the Metropolitan
+Sanitary Association dined together on the above evening at Gore
+House, Kensington.&nbsp; The Earl of Carlisle occupied the
+chair.&nbsp; Mr. Charles Dickens was present, and in proposing
+&ldquo;The Board of Health,&rdquo; made the following
+speech:&mdash;]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">There</span> are very few words for me to
+say upon the needfulness of sanitary reform, or the consequent
+usefulness of the Board of Health.&nbsp; That no man can estimate
+the amount of mischief grown in dirt,&mdash;that no man can say
+the evil stops here or stops there, either in its moral or
+physical effects, or can deny that it begins in the cradle and is
+not at rest in the miserable grave, is as certain as it is that
+the air from Gin Lane will be carried by an easterly wind into
+Mayfair, or that the furious pestilence raging in St.
+Giles&rsquo;s no mortal list of lady patronesses can keep out of
+Almack&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Fifteen years ago some of the valuable
+reports of Mr. Chadwick and Dr. Southwood Smith, strengthening
+and much enlarging my knowledge, made me earnest in this cause in
+my own sphere; and I can honestly declare that the use I have
+since that time made of my eyes and nose have only strengthened
+the conviction that certain sanitary reforms must precede all
+other social remedies, and that neither education nor religion
+can do anything useful until the way has been paved for their
+ministrations by cleanliness and decency.</p>
+<p>I do not want authority for this opinion: you have heard the
+speech of the right reverend prelate <a name="citation316"></a><a
+href="#footnote316" class="citation">[316]</a> this
+evening&mdash;a speech which no sanitary reformer can have heard
+without emotion.&nbsp; Of what avail is it to send missionaries
+to the miserable man condemned to work in a foetid court, with
+every sense bestowed upon him for his health and happiness turned
+into a torment, with every month of his life adding to the heap
+of evils under which he is condemned to exist?&nbsp; What human
+sympathy within him is that instructor to address? what natural
+old chord within him is he to touch?&nbsp; Is it the remembrance
+of his children?&mdash;a memory of destitution, of sickness, of
+fever, and of scrofula?&nbsp; Is it his hopes, his latent hopes
+of immortality?&nbsp; He is so surrounded by and embedded in
+material filth, that his soul cannot rise to the contemplation of
+the great truths of religion.&nbsp; Or if the case is that of a
+miserable child bred and nurtured in some noisome, loathsome
+place, and tempted, in these better days, into the ragged school,
+what can a few hours&rsquo; teaching effect against the
+ever-renewed lesson of a whole existence?&nbsp; But give them a
+glimpse of heaven through a little of its light and air; give
+them water; help them to be clean; lighten that heavy atmosphere
+in which their spirits flag and in which they become the callous
+things they are; take the body of the dead relative from the
+close room in which the living live with it, and where death,
+being familiar, loses its awe; and then they will be brought
+willingly to hear of Him whose thoughts were so much with the
+poor, and who had compassion for all human suffering.</p>
+<p>The toast which I have to propose, The Board of Health, is
+entitled to all the honour which can be conferred upon it.&nbsp;
+We have very near us, in Kensington, a transparent illustration
+that no very great thing can ever be accomplished without an
+immense amount of abuse being heaped upon it.&nbsp; In connexion
+with the Board of Health we are always hearing a very large word
+which is always pronounced with a very great relish&mdash;the
+word centralization.&nbsp; Now I submit that in the time of the
+cholera we had a pretty good opportunity of judging between this
+so called centralization and what I may, I think, call
+&ldquo;vestrylisation.&rdquo;&nbsp; I dare say the company
+present have read the reports of the Cholera Board of Health, and
+I daresay they have also read reports of certain vestries.&nbsp;
+I have the honour of belonging to a constituency which elected
+that amazing body, the Marylebone vestry, and I think that if the
+company present will look to what was done by the Board of Health
+at Glasgow, and then contrast those proceedings with the
+wonderful cleverness with which affairs were managed at the same
+period by my vestry, there will be very little difficulty in
+judging between them.&nbsp; My vestry even took upon itself to
+deny the existence of cholera as a weak invention of the enemy,
+and that denial had little or no effect in staying the progress
+of the disease.&nbsp; We can now contrast what centralization is
+as represented by a few noisy and interested gentlemen, and what
+centralization is when worked out by a body combining business
+habits, sound medical and social knowledge, and an earnest
+sympathy with the sufferings of the working classes.</p>
+<p>Another objection to the Board of Health is conveyed in a word
+not so large as the other,&mdash;&ldquo;Delay.&rdquo;&nbsp; I
+would suggest, in respect to this, that it would be very
+unreasonable to complain that a first-rate chronometer
+didn&rsquo;t go when its master had not wound it up.&nbsp; The
+Board of Health may be excellently adapted for going and very
+willing and anxious to go, and yet may not be permitted to go by
+reason of its lawful master having fallen into a gentle slumber
+and forgotten to set it a going.&nbsp; One of the speakers this
+evening has referred to Lord Castlereagh&rsquo;s caution
+&ldquo;not to halloo until they were out of the
+wood.&rdquo;&nbsp; As regards the Board of Trade I would suggest
+that they ought not to halloo until they are out of the Woods and
+Forests.&nbsp; In that leafy region the Board of Health suffers
+all sorts of delays, and this should always be borne in
+mind.&nbsp; With the toast of the Board of Health I will couple
+the name of a noble lord (Ashley), of whose earnestness in works
+of benevolence, no man can doubt, and who has the courage on all
+occasions to face the cant which is the worst and commonest of
+all&mdash;the cant about the cant of philanthropy.</p>
+<h2><a name="page319"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+319</span>LV.<br />
+GARDENING.<br />
+LONDON, JUNE 9, 1851.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[At the anniversary dinner of the
+Gardeners&rsquo; Benevolent Institution, held under the
+presidency of Mr., afterwards Sir Joseph Paxton, Mr. Charles
+Dickens made the following speech:&mdash;]</p>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">feel</span> an unbounded and delightful
+interest in all the purposes and associations of gardening.&nbsp;
+Probably there is no feeling in the human mind stronger than the
+love of gardening.&nbsp; The prisoner will make a garden in his
+prison, and cultivate his solitary flower in the chink of a
+wall.&nbsp; The poor mechanic will string his scarlet bean from
+one side of his window to the other, and watch it and tend it
+with unceasing interest.&nbsp; It is a holy duty in foreign
+countries to decorate the graves of the dead with flowers, and
+here, too, the resting-places of those who have passed away from
+us will soon be gardens.&nbsp; From that old time when the Lord
+walked in the garden in the cool of the evening, down to the day
+when a Poet-Laureate sang&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Trust me, Clara Vere de Vere,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; From yon blue heaven above us bent<br />
+The gardener Adam and his wife<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Smile at the claims of long descent,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>at all times and in all ages gardens have been amongst the
+objects of the greatest interest to mankind.&nbsp; There may be a
+few, but I believe they are but a few, who take no interest in
+the products of gardening, except perhaps in &ldquo;London
+Pride,&rdquo; or a certain degenerate kind of
+&ldquo;Stock,&rdquo; which is apt to grow hereabouts, cultivated
+by a species of frozen-out gardeners whom no thaw can ever
+penetrate: except these, the gardeners&rsquo; art has contributed
+to the delight of all men in their time.&nbsp; That there ought
+to be a Benevolent Provident Institution for gardeners is in the
+fitness of things, and that such an institution ought to flourish
+and does flourish is still more so.</p>
+<p>I have risen to propose to you the health of a gentleman who
+is a great gardener, and not only a great gardener but a great
+man&mdash;the growth of a fine Saxon root cultivated up with a
+power of intellect to a plant that is at this time the talk of
+the civilized world&mdash;I allude, of course, to my friend the
+chairman of the day.&nbsp; I took occasion to say at a public
+assembly hard-by, a month or two ago, in speaking of that
+wonderful building Mr. Paxton has designed for the Great
+Exhibition in Hyde Park, that it ought to have fallen down, but
+that it refused to do so.&nbsp; We were told that the glass ought
+to have been all broken, the gutters all choked up, and the
+building flooded, and that the roof and sides ought to have been
+blown away; in short that everything ought to have done what
+everything obstinately persisted in not doing.&nbsp; Earth, air,
+fire, and water all appear to have conspired together in Mr.
+Paxton&rsquo;s favour&mdash;all have conspired together to one
+result, which, when the present generation is dust, will be an
+enduring temple to his honour, and to the energy, the talent, and
+the resources of Englishmen.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But,&rdquo; said a gentleman to me the other day,
+&ldquo;no doubt Mr. Paxton is a great man, but there is one
+objection to him that you can never get over, that is, he is a
+gardener.&rdquo;&nbsp; Now that is our case to-night, that he is
+a gardener, and we are extremely proud of it.&nbsp; This is a
+great age, with all its faults, when a man by the power of his
+own genius and good sense can scale such a daring height as Mr.
+Paxton has reached, and composedly place his form on the
+top.&nbsp; This is a great age, when a man impressed with a
+useful idea can carry out his project without being imprisoned,
+or thumb-screwed, or persecuted in any form.&nbsp; I can well
+understand that you, to whom the genius, the intelligence, the
+industry, and the achievements of our friend are well known,
+should be anxious to do him honour by placing him in the position
+he occupies to-night; and I assure you, you have conferred great
+gratification on one of his friends, in permitting him to have
+the opportunity of proposing his health, which that friend now
+does most cordially and with all the honours.</p>
+<h2><a name="page322"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+322</span>LVI.<br />
+THE ROYAL ACADEMY DINNER.<br />
+LONDON, MAY 2, 1870.</h2>
+<p class="gutsumm">[On the occasion of the Second Exhibition of
+the Royal Academy in their new galleries in Piccadilly, the
+President, Sir F. Grant, and the council gave their usual
+inaugurative banquet, and a very distinguished company was
+present.&nbsp; The dinner took place in the large central room,
+and covers were laid for 200 guests.&nbsp; The Prince of Wales
+acknowledged the toast of his health and that of the Princess,
+the Duke of Cambridge responded to the toast of the army, Mr.
+Childers to the navy, Lord Elcho to the volunteers, Mr. Motley to
+&ldquo;The Prosperity of the United States,&rdquo; Mr. Gladstone
+to &ldquo;Her Majesty&rsquo;s Ministers,&rdquo; the Archbishop of
+York to, &ldquo;The Guests,&rdquo; and Mr. Dickens to
+&ldquo;Literature.&rdquo;&nbsp; The last toast having been
+proposed in a highly eulogistic speech, Mr. Dickens
+responded.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. President</span>, your Royal
+Highnesses, my Lords and Gentlemen,&mdash;I beg to acknowledge
+the toast with which you have done me the great honour of
+associating my name.&nbsp; I beg to acknowledge it on behalf of
+the brotherhood of literature, present and absent, not forgetting
+an illustrious wanderer from the fold, whose tardy return to it
+we all hail with delight, and who now sits&mdash;or lately did
+sit&mdash;within a few chairs of or on your left hand.&nbsp; I
+hope I may also claim to acknowledge the toast on behalf of the
+sisterhood of literature also, although that &ldquo;better half
+of human nature,&rdquo; to which Mr. Gladstone rendered his
+graceful tribute, is unworthily represented here, in the present
+state of its rights and wrongs, by the devouring monster,
+man.</p>
+<p>All the arts, and many of the sciences, bear witness that
+women, even in their present oppressed condition, can attain to
+quite as great distinction, and can attain to quite as lofty
+names as men.&nbsp; Their emancipation (as I am given to
+understand) drawing very near, there is no saying how soon they
+may &ldquo;push us from our stools&rdquo; at these tables, or how
+soon our better half of human nature, standing in this place of
+mine, may eloquently depreciate mankind, addressing another
+better half of human nature sitting in the president&rsquo;s
+chair.</p>
+<p>The literary visitors of the Royal Academy to-night desire me
+to congratulate their hosts on a very interesting exhibition, in
+which risen excellence supremely asserts itself, and from which
+promise of a brilliant succession in time to come is not
+wanting.&nbsp; They naturally see with especial interest the
+writings and persons of great men&mdash;historians, philosophers,
+poets, and novelists, vividly illustrated around them here.&nbsp;
+And they hope that they may modestly claim to have rendered some
+little assistance towards the production of many of the pictures
+in this magnificent gallery.&nbsp; For without the patient
+labours of some among them unhistoric history might have long
+survived in this place, and but for the researches and wandering
+of others among them, the most preposterous countries, the most
+impossible peoples, and the absurdest superstitions, manners, and
+customs, might have usurped the place of truth upon these
+walls.&nbsp; Nay, there is no knowing, Sir Francis Grant, what
+unlike portraits you yourself might have painted if you had been
+left, with your sitters, to idle pens, unchecked reckless
+rumours, and undenounced lying malevolence.</p>
+<p>I cannot forbear, before I resume my seat, adverting to a sad
+theme (the recent death of Daniel Maclise) to which his Royal
+Highness the Prince of Wales made allusion, and to which the
+president referred with the eloquence of genuine feeling.&nbsp;
+Since I first entered the public lists, a very young man indeed,
+it has been my constant fortune to number amongst my nearest and
+dearest friends members of the Royal Academy who have been its
+grace and pride.&nbsp; They have so dropped from my side one by
+one that I already, begin to feel like the Spanish monk of whom
+Wilkie tells, who had grown to believe that the only realities
+around him were the pictures which he loved, and that all the
+moving life he saw, or ever had seen, was a shadow and a
+dream.</p>
+<p>For many years I was one of the two most intimate friends and
+most constant companions of the late Mr. Maclise.&nbsp; Of his
+genius in his chosen art I will venture to say nothing here, but
+of his prodigious fertility of mind and wonderful wealth of
+intellect, I may confidently assert that they would have made
+him, if he had been so minded, at least as great a writer as he
+was a painter.&nbsp; The gentlest and most modest of men, the
+freshest as to his generous appreciation of young aspirants, and
+the frankest and largest-hearted as to his peers, incapable of a
+sordid or ignoble thought, gallantly sustaining the true dignity
+of his vocation, without one grain of self-ambition, wholesomely
+natural at the last as at the first, &ldquo;in wit a man,
+simplicity a child,&rdquo; no artist, of whatsoever denomination,
+I make bold to say, ever went to his rest leaving a golden memory
+more pure from dross, or having devoted himself with a truer
+chivalry to the art goddess whom he worshipped.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">[These were the last public words
+of Charles Dickens.]</p>
+<h2><a name="page325"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+325</span>CHARLES DICKENS AS A LETTER-WRITER, AND AS A POET.</h2>
+<h3>I.&mdash;AS A LETTER-WRITER.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span> the graceful but difficult art
+of letter-writing Charles Dickens has proved himself as
+accomplished a master as he has of public speaking, which the two
+or three specimens given in our Introduction, together with the
+following extracts from his correspondence with two distinguished
+friends, Washington Irving and Douglas Jerrold, will sufficiently
+show.</p>
+<p>In the spring of 1841, some months before Mr. Dickens had
+decided upon his first visit to the United States, Washington
+Irving, who was then personally unknown to him, addressed him a
+letter, full of warm sympathy and generous acknowledgment of his
+genius, and of the pleasure Dickens&rsquo;s writings had afforded
+him.&nbsp; A few extracts from Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s reply are
+given below.</p>
+<p>In February, 1842, Mr. Dickens had the gratification of making
+the personal acquaintance of his illustrious correspondent, who
+was induced to overcome his objection to public speaking, and to
+take the chair at a banquet given in Dickens&rsquo;s honour by
+some of the citizens of New York.&nbsp; <a
+name="page326"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 326</span>Irving,
+however, entirely broke down in his speech, and could do little
+more than propose the toast of the evening.</p>
+<p>There were probably never two men of more congenial mind and
+common sympathies than the author of the &ldquo;Sketch
+Book,&rdquo; and the author of &ldquo;Pickwick;&rdquo; and it is
+pleasant to think that the chance of things should have brought
+them together for a time in so unexpected a way.</p>
+<p>In Mr. Dickens&rsquo; reply he tells Washington Irving
+that:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;There is no man in the world who could have
+given me the heartfelt pleasure you have, by your kind note of
+the 13th of last month.&nbsp; There is no living writer&mdash;and
+there are very few among the dead&mdash;whose approbation I
+should feel so proud to earn.&nbsp; And with everything you have
+written upon my shelves, and in my thoughts, and in my heart of
+hearts, I may honestly and truly say so.&nbsp; If you could know
+how earnestly I write this, you would be glad to read it&mdash;as
+I hope you will be, faintly guessing at the warmth of the hand I
+autographically hold out to you over the broad Atlantic.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish I could find in your welcome letter some hint of
+an intention to visit England.&nbsp; I can&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I have
+held it at arm&rsquo;s length, and taken a bird&rsquo;s-eye view
+of it, after reading it a great many times, but there is no
+greater encouragement in it this way than on a microscopic
+inspection.&nbsp; I should love to go with you&mdash;as I have
+gone, God knows how often&mdash;into Little Britain, and
+Eastcheap, and Green Arbour Court, and Westminster Abbey.&nbsp; I
+should like to travel with you, outside the last of the coaches,
+down to Bracebridge Hall.&nbsp; It would make my heart glad to
+compare <a name="page327"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+327</span>notes with you about that shabby gentleman in the
+oil-cloth hat, and red nose, who sat in the nine-cornered back
+parlour of the <i>Mason&rsquo;s Arms</i>; and about Robert
+Preston, and the tallow-chandler&rsquo;s widow, whose
+sitting-room is second nature to me; and about all those
+delightful places and people that I used to walk about and dream
+of in the day-time, when a very small and not
+over-particularly-taken-care-of boy.&nbsp; I have a good deal to
+say, too, about that dashing Alonzo de Ojeda, that you
+can&rsquo;t help being fonder of than you ought to be; and much
+to hear concerning Moorish legend, and poor, unhappy
+Boabdil.&nbsp; Diedrich Knickerbocker I have worn to death in my
+pocket, and yet I should show you his mutilated carcass with a
+joy past all expression.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have been so accustomed to associate you with my
+pleasantest and happiest thoughts, and with my leisure hours,
+that I rush at once into full confidence with you, and fall, as
+it were naturally, and by the very laws of gravity, into your
+open arms.&nbsp; Questions come thronging to my pen as to the
+lips of people who meet after long hoping to do so.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t know what to say first, or what to leave unsaid, and
+am constantly disposed to break off and tell you again how glad I
+am this moment has arrived.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Washington Irving, I cannot thank you enough
+for your cordial and generous praise, or tell you what deep and
+lasting gratification it has given me.&nbsp; I hope to have many
+letters from you, and to exchange a frequent
+correspondence.&nbsp; I send this to say so.&nbsp; After the
+first two or three, I shall settle down into a connected style,
+and become gradually rational.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You know what the feeling is, after having written a
+letter, sealed it, and sent it off.&nbsp; I shall picture you
+reading this, and answering it, before it has lain one night in
+the <a name="page328"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+328</span>post-office.&nbsp; Ten to one that before the fastest
+packet could reach New York I shall be writing again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you suppose the post-office clerks care to receive
+letters?&nbsp; I have my doubts.&nbsp; They get into a dreadful
+habit of indifference.&nbsp; A postman, I imagine, is quite
+callous.&nbsp; Conceive his delivering one to himself, without
+being startled by a preliminary double knock!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In the spring of 1842 Mr. Dickens was at Washington, from
+whence he wrote to Irving:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;We passed through&mdash;literally passed
+through&mdash;this place again to-day.&nbsp; I did not come to
+see you, for I really have not the heart to say
+&ldquo;good-bye&rdquo; again, and felt more than I can tell you
+when we shook hands last Wednesday.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You will not be at Baltimore, I fear?&nbsp; I thought,
+at the time, that you only said you might be there, to make our
+parting the gayer.&nbsp; Wherever you go, God bless you!&nbsp;
+What pleasure I have had in seeing and talking with you, I will
+not attempt to say.&nbsp; I shall never forget it as long as I
+live.&nbsp; What <i>would</i> I give, if we could have but a
+quiet week together!&nbsp; Spain is a lazy place, and its climate
+an indolent one.&nbsp; But if you have ever leisure under its
+sunny skies, to think of a man who loves you, and holds communion
+with your spirit oftener, perhaps, than any other person
+alive&mdash;leisure from listlessness, I mean&mdash;and will
+write to me in London, you will give me an inexpressible amount
+of pleasure.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Wishing, in the summer of 1856, to introduce a relation to
+Irving, Mr. Dickens sent a pleasant letter of introduction,
+wherein he says:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;If you knew how often I write to you
+individually and <a name="page329"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+329</span>personally, in my books, you would be no more surprised
+in seeing this note, than you were in seeing me do my duty by
+that flowery julep (in what I dreamily apprehend to have been a
+former state of existence) at Baltimore.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Will you let me present to you a cousin of mine, Mr.
+B&mdash;, who is associated with a merchant&rsquo;s house in New
+York?&nbsp; Of course, he wants to see you, and know you.&nbsp;
+How can <i>I</i> wonder at that?&nbsp; How can anybody?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had a long talk with Leslie at the last Academy
+dinner (having previously been with him in Paris), and he told me
+that you were flourishing.&nbsp; I suppose you know that he wears
+a moustache&mdash;so do I, for the matter of that, and a beard
+too&mdash;and that he looks like a portrait of Don Quixote.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Holland House has four-and-twenty youthful pages in it
+now&mdash;twelve for my lord, and twelve for my lady; and no
+clergyman coils his leg up under his chair all dinner-time, and
+begins to uncurve it when the hostess goes.&nbsp; No wheeled
+chair runs smoothly in, with that beaming face in it; and
+&mdash;&rsquo;s little cotton pocket-handkerchief helped to make
+(I believe) this very sheet of paper.&nbsp; A half-sad,
+half-ludicrous story of Rogers, is all I will sully it
+with.&nbsp; You know, I daresay, that, for a year or so before
+his death, he wandered and lost himself, like one of the Children
+in the Wood, grown up there and grown down again.&nbsp; He had
+Mrs. Procter and Mrs. Carlyle to breakfast with him one
+morning&mdash;only those two.&nbsp; Both excessively talkative,
+very quick and clever, and bent on entertaining him.&nbsp; When
+Mrs. Carlyle had flashed and shone before him for about
+three-quarters of an hour on one subject, he turned his poor old
+eyes on Mrs. Procter, and, pointing to the brilliant discourser
+with his poor old finger, said (indignantly), &ldquo;Who is
+<i>she</i>?&rdquo;&nbsp; Upon this, Mrs. Procter, cutting in,
+delivered&mdash;(it is <a name="page330"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 330</span>her own story)&mdash;a neat oration
+on the life and writings of Carlyle, and enlightened him in her
+happiest and airiest manner; all of which he heard, staring in
+the dreariest silence, and then said (indignantly as before),
+&ldquo;And who are you?&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p><span class="smcap">With</span> few of his literary
+contemporaries has Mr. Dickens held more cordial and pleasant
+relations than with the late <span class="smcap">Douglas
+Jerrold</span>.&nbsp; During all the years of their intercourse
+that sympathy and friendship existed between them, which two
+minds so thoroughly manly and honourable could hardly help
+feeling for each other.&nbsp; Dickens, though considerably the
+younger of the two, had won earlier the prizes of his
+profession.&nbsp; But there was no mean envy and jealousy on the
+one side, and no mean assumption on the other.&nbsp; The letters
+that passed between the two men are altogether delightful to
+read.&nbsp; We shall proceed to give, as far as our space will
+allow, a few extracts from those of Dickens to Jerrold, <a
+name="citation330"></a><a href="#footnote330"
+class="citation">[330]</a> with intercalary elucidations
+explanatory of the circumstances under which they were
+written.</p>
+<p>In the year 1843, Douglas Jerrold wrote to Mr. Dickens from
+Herne Bay, where he had taken up his abode in &ldquo;a little
+cabin, built up of ivy and woodbine, and almost within sound of
+the sea.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Dickens replies:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Herne Bay.&nbsp; Hum!&nbsp; I suppose
+it&rsquo;s no worse than any <a name="page331"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 331</span>other place in this weather, but it
+<i>is</i> watery, rather, isn&rsquo;t it?&nbsp; In my
+mind&rsquo;s eye, I have the sea in a perpetual state of
+small-pox, and the chalk running down hill like town milk.&nbsp;
+But I know the comfort of getting to work &lsquo;in a fresh
+place,&rsquo; and proposing pious projects to one&rsquo;s self,
+and having the more substantial advantage of going to bed early,
+and getting up ditto, and walking about alone.&nbsp; If there
+were a fine day, I should like to deprive you of the last-named
+happiness, and to take a good long stroll.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>In the summer of 1844, &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; wrote Mr. Dickens
+temptingly, &ldquo;come and see me in Italy.&nbsp; Let us smoke a
+pipe among the vines.&nbsp; I have taken a little house
+surrounded by them, and no man in the world should be more
+welcome to it than you.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>Again from Cremona, (November, 1844,) Dickens
+writes:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;You rather entertained the notion once, of
+coming to see me at Genoa.&nbsp; I shall return straight on the
+ninth of December, limiting my stay in town to one week.&nbsp;
+Now, couldn&rsquo;t you come back with me?&nbsp; The journey that
+way is very cheap, and I am sure the gratification to you would
+be high.&nbsp; I am lodged in quite a wonderful place, and would
+put you in a painted room as big as a church, and much more
+comfortable.&nbsp; There are pens and ink upon the premises;
+orange trees, gardens, battledores and shuttlecocks, rousing wood
+fires for evenings, and a welcome worth having.&rdquo; * * *</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p><a name="page332"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 332</span>In
+1846, again, Mr. Dickens is off to Switzerland, and still would
+tempt Jerrold in his wake.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wish,&rdquo; he writes,
+&ldquo;you would seriously consider the expediency and
+feasibility of coming to Lausanne in the summer or early
+autumn.&nbsp; It is a wonderful place to see; and what sort of
+welcome you would find I will say nothing about, for I have
+vanity enough to believe that you would be willing to feel
+yourself as much at home in my household as in any
+man&rsquo;s.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Arrived at Lausanne, Mr. Dickens writes that he will be ready
+for his guest in June.&nbsp; &ldquo;We are established
+here,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;in a perfect doll&rsquo;s house,
+which could be put bodily into the hall of our Italian
+palazzo.&nbsp; But it is in the most lovely and delicious
+situation imaginable, and there is a spare bedroom wherein we
+could make you as comfortable as need be.&nbsp; Bowers of roses
+for cigar-smoking, arbours for cool punch-drinking, mountain and
+Tyrolean countries close at hand, piled-up Alps before the
+windows, &amp;c., &amp;c., &amp;c.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then follow
+business-like directions for the journey.</p>
+<p>But it could not be.&nbsp; Jerrold was busy with his paper,
+and with his magazine, and felt unable to abandon them even for a
+few weeks.&nbsp; Well, could he reach Paris for Christmas,
+persisted Mr. Dickens, and spend that merry time with his
+friend.</p>
+<p>Early in 1847 Jerrold thought he did see his way clear at last
+to make a short visit to Paris, where Dickens was still
+established.&nbsp; &ldquo;We are delighted at your intention of
+coming,&rdquo; writes the latter, giving the most minute details
+of the manner in which the journey was to be performed; but even
+this journey was never accomplished.&nbsp; Once only, after all
+these promises and invitations&mdash;and that for but two or
+three days&mdash;did Douglas Jerrold escape from the cares of
+London literary life, to meet Mr. Dickens at Ostend, on his
+return from Italy, and have a few days&rsquo; stroll about
+Belgium.</p>
+<p><a name="page333"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 333</span>The
+following is an extract from a curious and interesting letter
+addressed by Dickens to Douglas Jerrold on the subject of public
+hanging, respecting which the latter held conservative
+opinions:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right">&lsquo;Devonshire
+Terrace, November 17, 1849.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In a letter I have received from G. this morning he
+quotes a recent letter from you, in which you deprecate the
+&lsquo;mystery&rsquo; of private hanging.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Will you consider what punishment there is, except
+death, to which &lsquo;mystery&rsquo; does not attach?&nbsp; Will
+you consider whether all the improvements in prisons and
+punishments that have been made within the last twenty years have
+or have not, been all productive of &lsquo;mystery?&rsquo;&nbsp;
+I can remember very well when the silent system was objected to
+as mysterious, and opposed to the genius of English
+society.&nbsp; Yet there is no question that it has been a great
+benefit.&nbsp; The prison vans are mysterious vehicles; but
+surely they are better than the old system of marching prisoners
+through the streets chained to a long chain, like the galley
+slaves in Don Quixote.&nbsp; Is there no mystery about
+transportation, and our manner of sending men away to Norfolk
+Island, or elsewhere?&nbsp; None in abandoning the use of a
+man&rsquo;s name, and knowing him only by a number?&nbsp; Is not
+the whole improved and altered system, from the beginning to end,
+a mystery?&nbsp; I wish I could induce you to feel justified in
+leaving that word to the platform people, on the strength of your
+knowledge of what crime was, and of what its punishments were, in
+the days when there was no mystery connected with these things,
+and all was as open as Bridewell when Ned Ward went to see the
+women whipped.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h3><a name="page334"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+334</span>II.&mdash;AS A POET.</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">There</span> are several among our
+foremost prose writers in the present century, who, possessing
+high imagination, and a considerable power of rhythmical
+expression, have occasionally produced verse of a high though not
+of the first order.&nbsp; Lord Macaulay will not be remembered
+either by his prize poems, or by his &ldquo;Lays of Ancient
+Rome,&rdquo; but one who wrote such eloquent prose could hardly
+fail ignobly when he attempted verse.&nbsp; Thomas Carlyle, in
+spite of his energetic denunciation of modern poetry as mere
+dilettantism and trifling, has occasionally courted the muse, and
+were the original pieces and translations from the German which
+lie scattered through his earlier writings, collected together,
+they would by themselves form a volume of no mean value.&nbsp;
+They have a wild, rugged melody of their own, as have also the
+occasional verses of Emerson; the latter bear in many respects a
+remarkable resemblance to those of Blake.&nbsp; The author of
+<i>Modern Painters</i> might also have gained some reputation as
+a poet, had he chosen to preserve in a more permanent form his
+scattered contributions to annuals.&nbsp; Indeed, it would seem
+that no eloquent writer of prose is altogether devoid of the
+lyric gift if he chooses to exercise it.&nbsp; The only attempt
+at poetry by Charles Dickens which is at all known to the general
+public is the famous song of &ldquo;The Ivy Green,&rdquo; in the
+Pickwick Papers.&nbsp; This exquisite little lyric, with its
+beautiful refrain, so often wedded to music and so familiar to us
+all, would alone suffice to give him no mean rank among
+contemporary writers of verse.&nbsp; But in the Comic Opera of
+the Village Coquettes, <a name="citation334"></a><a
+href="#footnote334" class="citation">[334]</a> to which <a
+name="page335"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 335</span>we alluded
+in our Introduction, there were a dozen songs of equal tenderness
+and melody, though, as the author has never thought fit to
+reprint the little piece, they are now forgotten.</p>
+<p>The first is a song of Harvest-Home, supposed to be sung by a
+company of reapers.</p>
+<p>It must be mentioned that this and the other songs had the
+advantage of being set to music by John Hullah.&nbsp; The next,
+&ldquo;Love is not a feeling to pass away,&rdquo; was a great
+favourite at the time.&nbsp; We quote the first stanza, the last
+line of which recalls the little song in the Pickwick Papers:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Love is not a feeling to pass away,<br />
+Like the balmy breath of a summer day;<br />
+It is not&mdash;it cannot be&mdash;laid aside;<br />
+It is not a thing to forget or hide.<br />
+It clings to the heart, ah, woe is me!<br />
+As the ivy clings to the old oak tree.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The next is a Bacchanalian song, supposed to be sung by a
+country squire.</p>
+<p>But the gem of all these little lyrics, in our opinion, is
+that of &ldquo;Autumn Leaves,&rdquo; of which the refrain strikes
+us as being peculiarly happy.&nbsp; The reader, however, shall
+judge for himself, from the following quotation:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Autumn leaves, autumn leaves, lie strewn
+around me here;<br />
+Autumn leaves, autumn leaves, how sad, how cold, how drear!<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How like the hopes of
+childhood&rsquo;s day,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Thick clustering
+on the bough!<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How like those hopes is their
+decay,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How faded are
+they now!<br />
+<a name="page336"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 336</span>Autumn
+leaves, autumn leaves, lie strewn around me here<br />
+Autumn leaves, autumn leaves, how sad, how cold, how
+drear!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The next lyric, &ldquo;The Child and the Old Man,&rdquo; was
+sung by Braham at different concerts, long after the piece from
+which it is taken, had been forgotten, and was almost invariably
+encored.</p>
+<p>Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s poetical attempts have not, however, been
+confined to song-writing.&nbsp; In 1842 he wrote for a friend a
+very fine Prologue to a new tragedy.&nbsp; Mr. Westland Marston
+came to London in his twenty-first year, and resolved to try his
+success in the world of letters: after writing for several of the
+second-class magazines, he finished his tragedy of the
+&ldquo;Patrician&rsquo;s Daughter,&rdquo; and introduced himself
+to Mr. Dickens, who became interested in the play.&nbsp; Struck
+with the novelty of &ldquo;a coat-and-breeches tragedy,&rdquo;
+the good-tempered novelist recommended Macready to produce it,
+and after some little hesitation, this distinguished actor took
+himself the chief character&mdash;Mordaunt,&mdash;and also
+recited a prologue by Mr. Dickens, <a name="citation336"></a><a
+href="#footnote336" class="citation">[336]</a> from which we
+quote a few lines.</p>
+<p>Impressing the audience strongly with the scope and purpose of
+what they had come to see, this prologue thoroughly prepared them
+for welcome and applause.&nbsp; The strength and truth of some of
+the concluding lines address themselves equally to a larger
+audience.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;No tale of streaming plumes and harness
+bright<br />
+Dwells on the poet&rsquo;s maiden theme to-night.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * *</p>
+<blockquote><p><a name="page337"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+337</span>Enough for him if in his boldest word<br />
+The beating heart of man be faintly stirr&rsquo;d.<br />
+That mournful music, that, like chords which sigh<br />
+Through charmed gardens, all who hear it die;<br />
+That solemn music he does not pursue,<br />
+To distant ages out of human view.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * *</p>
+<blockquote><p>But musing with a calm and steady gaze<br />
+Before the crackling flame of living days,<br />
+He hears it whisper, through the busy roar<br />
+Of what shall be, and what has been before.<br />
+Awake the Present!&nbsp; Shall no scene display<br />
+The tragic passion of the passing day?<br />
+Is it with man as with some meaner things,<br />
+That out of death his solemn purpose springs?<br />
+Can this eventful life no moral teach,<br />
+Unless he be for aye beyond its reach?</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * *</p>
+<blockquote><p>Awake the Present!&nbsp; What the past has sown<br
+/>
+Is in its harvest garner&rsquo;d, reap&rsquo;d, and grown.<br />
+How pride engenders pride, and wrong breeds wrong,<br />
+And truth and falsehood hand in hand along<br />
+High places walk in monster-like embrace,<br />
+The modern Janus with a double face;<br />
+How social usage hath the power to change<br />
+Good thought to evil in its highest range,<br />
+To cramp the noble soul, and turn to ruth<br />
+The kindling impulse of the glowing youth,<br />
+Crushing the spirit in its house of clay,&mdash;<br />
+Learn from the lesson of the present day.<br />
+<a name="page338"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 338</span>Not
+light its import, and not poor its mien,<br />
+Yourselves the actors, and your home the scene.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>We now come to a very curious fact.&nbsp; Mr. R. H. Horne
+pointed out twenty-five years ago, <a name="citation337"></a><a
+href="#footnote337" class="citation">[337]</a> that a great
+portion of the scenes describing the death of Little Nell in the
+&ldquo;Old Curiosity Shop,&rdquo; will be found to be
+written&mdash;whether by design or harmonious accident, of which
+the author was not even subsequently fully conscious&mdash;in
+blank verse, of irregular metre and rhythms, which Southey,
+Shelley, and some other poets have occasionally adopted.&nbsp;
+The following passage, properly divided into lines, will stand
+thus:</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">NELLY&rsquo;S
+FUNERAL.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;And now the bell&mdash;the bell<br />
+She had so often heard by night and day,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And listen&rsquo;d to with solemn pleasure,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Almost as a living voice&mdash;<br
+/>
+Rung its remorseless toll for her,<br />
+So young, so beautiful, so good.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Decrepit age, and vigorous life,<br
+/>
+And blooming youth and helpless infancy,<br />
+Pour&rsquo;d forth&mdash;on crutches, in the pride of strength<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And health, in the full blush<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Of promise, the mere dawn of life&mdash;<br />
+To gather round her tomb.&nbsp; Old men were there,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Whose eyes were
+dim<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And senses
+failing&mdash;<br />
+Grandames, who might have died ten years ago,<br />
+And still been old&mdash;the deaf, the blind, the lame,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The palsied,<br />
+<a name="page339"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 339</span>The
+living dead in many shapes and forms,<br />
+To see the closing of this early grave.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; What was the death it would shut in,<br />
+To that which still could crawl and creep above it!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Along the crowded path they bore her now;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Pure as the new-fall&rsquo;n snow<br />
+That cover&rsquo;d it; whose day on earth<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Had been as fleeting.<br />
+Under that porch, where she had sat when Heaven<br />
+In mercy brought her to that peaceful spot,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; She pass&rsquo;d again, and the old church<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Received her in its quiet shade.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Throughout the whole of the above, only two unimportant words
+have been omitted&mdash;<i>in</i> and <i>its</i>; and
+&ldquo;grandames&rdquo; has been substituted for
+&ldquo;grandmothers.&rdquo;&nbsp; All that remains is exactly as
+in the original, not a single word transposed, and the
+punctuation the same to a comma.</p>
+<p>Again, take the brief homily that concludes the funeral:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Oh! it is hard to take to heart<br />
+The lesson that such deaths will teach,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But let no man reject it,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; For it is one that all must learn,<br />
+And is a mighty, universal Truth.<br />
+When Death strikes down the innocent and young,<br />
+For every fragile form from which he lets<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The parting spirit free,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; A hundred virtues rise,<br />
+In shapes of mercy, charity, and love,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; To walk the world and bless it.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a name="page340"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 340</span>Of every tear<br />
+That sorrowing mortals shed on such green graves<br />
+Some good is born, some gentler nature comes.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Not a ward of the original is changed in the above quotation,
+which is worthy of the best passages in Wordsworth, and thus,
+meeting on the common ground of a deeply truthful sentiment, the
+two most dissimilar men in the literature of the century are
+brought into the closest approximation.</p>
+<p>Something of a similar kind of versification in prose may be
+discovered in Chapter LXXVII. of &ldquo;Barnaby Rudge,&rdquo; and
+there is an instance of successive verses in the Third Part of
+the &ldquo;Christmas Carol,&rdquo; beginning</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&ldquo;Far in this den
+of infamous resort.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The following is from the concluding paragraph of
+&ldquo;Nicholas Nickleby&rdquo;:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The grass was green above the dead
+boy&rsquo;s grave,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Trodden by feet so small and light,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That not a daisy droop&rsquo;d its head<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Beneath their pressure.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Through all the spring and summer time<br />
+Garlands of fresh flowers, wreathed by infant hands,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Rested upon the stone.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The following stanzas, entitled &ldquo;A Word in
+Season,&rdquo; were contributed by Mr. Dickens in the winter of
+1843 to an annual edited by his friend and correspondent, the
+Countess of Blessington.&nbsp; Since that time he has ceased to
+write, or at any rate to publish anything in verse.</p>
+<p>This poem savours much of the manner of Robert Browning.&nbsp;
+Full of wit and wisdom, and containing some very remarkable <a
+name="page341"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 341</span>and
+rememberable lines, an extract from it will fitly close this
+chapter of our volume.</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">A WORD IN SEASON.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">BY CHARLES DICKENS.</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;They have a superstition in the
+East,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That <span class="smcap">Allah</span>, written on a
+piece of paper,<br />
+Is better unction than can come of priest<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Of rolling incense, and of lighted taper:<br />
+Holding, that any scrap which bears that name,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; In any characters, its front impress&rsquo;d on,<br
+/>
+Shall help the finder thro&rsquo; the purging flame,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And give his toasted feet a place to rest on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So have I known a country on the earth,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Where darkness sat upon the living waters,<br />
+And brutal ignorance, and toil, and dearth<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Were the hard portion of its sons and daughters:<br
+/>
+And yet, where they who should have oped the door<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Of charity and light, for all men&rsquo;s
+finding,<br />
+Squabbled for words upon the altar-floor,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And rent The Book, in struggles for the
+binding.&rdquo; <a name="citation341"></a><a href="#footnote341"
+class="citation">[341]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><a name="page342"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+342</span>CHARLES DICKENS&rsquo;S READINGS.<br />
+THE FIRST PUBLIC READING.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">BY ONE WHO HEARD IT.</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Note</span>.&mdash;<i>In the Introduction
+to the present volume</i>, <i>p.</i> 42, <i>it is stated that
+Dickens&rsquo;s</i> &ldquo;<span class="smcap">First</span>
+<i>Reading</i>&rdquo; <i>in public was given at Birmingham in the
+Christmas of</i> 1853.&nbsp; <i>The offer to read on this public
+occasion was certainly the</i> <span class="smcap">First</span>
+<i>which the great novelist made</i>, <i>but before the Christmas
+had come around he thought proper to give a trial Reading before
+a much smaller audience</i>, <i>in the quiet little city of
+Peterborough</i>.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">It</span> must be sixteen or seventeen
+years ago&mdash;I cannot fix the date exactly, though the affair
+made a strong impression on me at the time&mdash;that I witnessed
+Charles Dickens&rsquo;s <i>d&eacute;b&ucirc;t</i> as a public
+reader.&nbsp; The circumstances surrounding this event were so
+singular that I am tempted to recall them.</p>
+<p>Scene, the City of Peterborough&mdash;dreamy and quiet enough
+then, though now a flourishing railroad terminus&mdash;a silent
+city, with a grand old Norman cathedral, round which the rooks
+cawed lazily all day, straggling narrow streets of brick-built
+houses, a large Corn Exchange, a Mechanics&rsquo; Institute, and
+about seven thousand inhabitants.&nbsp; The Mechanics&rsquo;
+Institute brought it all about.&nbsp; That well-meaning but
+weak-kneed organization was, I need hardly say, in debt.&nbsp;
+Mechanics&rsquo; Institutes always are in debt.&nbsp; That is
+their chief <a name="page343"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+343</span>peculiarity, next to the fact that they never by any
+chance have any mechanics among their members.&nbsp; Our
+institution was no exception to the rule.&nbsp; On the contrary,
+it was a bright and shining example.&nbsp; No mechanics&rsquo;
+institute of its size anywhere around was so deeply in debt; none
+was more snobbishly exclusive in its membership.&nbsp; We had
+overrun our resources to such an extent that we could not even
+pay the rent of the building we occupied, and were in daily
+danger of being turned out of doors.&nbsp; Lectures on highly
+improving subjects had been tried, but the proceeds did not pay
+the printer.&nbsp; Concerts succeeded better, but the committee
+said they were immoral.&nbsp; We had given two monster tea
+meetings to pay off the debt, on which occasions all the cake
+required was supplied gratuitously by the members&rsquo; mothers,
+and all the members and their friends came in by free tickets and
+ate it up.&nbsp; Henry Vincent delivered us an oration; George
+Dawson propounded metaphysical sophistries for our intellectual
+mystification; but with all this we got no better of our
+troubles&mdash;every flounder we made only plunged us deeper into
+the mud.&nbsp; At last it was resolved to write to our Borough
+members.&nbsp; This was in the good old days of Whig supremacy;
+and all the land and all the houses round about us being owned by
+one great Whig earl, our borough was privileged to return two
+members to represent the opinions of that unprotected earl in
+Parliament.&nbsp; A contested election had just come to a close,
+and the honeyed promises and grateful pledges of our elected
+candidates were still fresh in our memory.&nbsp; So to our
+members the committee addressed their tearful
+entreaties&mdash;&ldquo;deserving
+institution,&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;valuable agency of
+self-improvement,&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;pressing pecuniary
+embarrassments,&rdquo; and so forth.&nbsp; Member No. 1 sent his
+compliments and a five pound note.&nbsp; Member No. 2 delayed
+writing for several days, and then had great pleasure in
+informing us that the celebrated author, <a
+name="page344"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 344</span>Mr. Charles
+Dickens, had kindly consented to deliver a public reading on our
+behalf.</p>
+<p>What an excitement it caused in the little city!&nbsp; Mr.
+Dickens at that time had made no public appearance as a
+reader.&nbsp; He had occasionally been heard of as giving
+selections from his works to small coteries of friends or in the
+private saloon of some distinguished patron of art.&nbsp; But he
+had nervously shrunk from any public <i>d&eacute;b&ucirc;t</i>,
+unwilling, so it seemed, to weaken his reputation as a writer by
+any possible failure as a reader.&nbsp; This diffidence had taken
+so strong a hold of him that it might never have been overcome
+but for the insidious persuasions of &ldquo;our
+member.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Here was an opportunity,&rdquo; he
+argued, &ldquo;for testing the matter without risk: an
+antediluvian country town; an audience of farmers&rsquo; sons and
+daughters, rural shop-keepers, and a few country parsons&mdash;if
+interest could be excited in the stolid minds of such a
+B&oelig;otian assemblage, the success of the reader would be
+assured wherever the English tongue was spoken.&nbsp; On the
+other hand, if failure resulted, none would be the wiser outside
+this Sleepy-Hollow circle.&rdquo;&nbsp; The bait took, and Mr.
+Dickens consented to deliver a public reading in aid of the
+Peterborough Mechanics&rsquo; Institute.&nbsp; He only stipulated
+that the prices of admission should be such that every mechanic,
+if he chose, might come to hear him, and named two shillings, a
+shilling, and sixpence as the limit of charge.</p>
+<p>Vain limitation!&mdash;a fortnight before the reading every
+place was taken, and half a guinea and a guinea were the current
+rates for front seat tickets.</p>
+<p>Dickens himself came down and superintended the arrangements,
+so anxious was he as to the result.&nbsp; At one end of the large
+Corn Exchange before spoken of he had caused to be erected a tall
+pulpit of red baize, as much like a Punch and Judy show with the
+top taken off as anything.&nbsp; <a name="page345"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 345</span>This was to be the reader&rsquo;s
+rostrum.&nbsp; But, as the tall red pulpit looked lanky and very
+comical stuck up there alone, two dummy pulpits of similar
+construction were placed one on each side to bear it
+company.&nbsp; When the reader mounted into the middle box
+nothing was visible of him but his head and shoulders.&nbsp; So
+if it be really true, as was stated afterwards by an indiscreet
+supernumerary, that Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s legs shook under him from
+first to last, the audience knew nothing of it.&nbsp; The whole
+character of the stage arrangements suggested that Mr. Dickens
+was sure of his head, but was not quite so sure of his legs.</p>
+<p>It was the <i>Christmas Carol</i> that Mr. Dickens read; the
+night was Christmas Eve.&nbsp; As the clock struck the appointed
+hour, a red, jovial face, unrelieved by the heavy moustache which
+the novelist has since assumed, a broad, high forehead, and a
+perfectly Micawber-like expanse of shirt-collar and front
+appeared above the red baize box, and a full, sonorous voice rang
+out the words,
+&ldquo;<i>Marley-was-dead-to-begin-with</i>&rdquo;&mdash;then
+paused, as if to take in the character of the audience.&nbsp; No
+need of further hesitation.&nbsp; The voice held all
+spellbound.&nbsp; Its depth of quiet feeling when the ghost of
+past Christmases led the dreamer through the long-forgotten
+scenes of his boyhood&mdash;its embodiment of burly good nature
+when old Fezziwig&rsquo;s calves were twinkling in the
+dance&mdash;its tearful suggestiveness when the spirit of
+Christmases to come pointed to the nettle-grown, neglected grave
+of the unloved man&mdash;its exquisite pathos by the death-bed of
+Tiny Tim, dwell yet in memory like a long-known tune.&nbsp; That
+one night&rsquo;s reading in the quaint little city, so curiously
+brought about, so ludicrous almost in its surroundings, committed
+Mr. Dickens to the career of a public reader; and he has since
+derived nearly as large an income from his readings as from the
+copyright of his novels.&nbsp; Only he signally failed to <a
+name="page346"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 346</span>carry out
+his wish of making his first bow before an uneducated
+audience.&nbsp; The vote of thanks which closed the proceedings
+was moved by the senior marquis of Scotland and seconded by the
+heir of the wealthiest peer in England.</p>
+<p>One other incident suggests itself in this connection.&nbsp;
+Somewhere about this time three notable men stood together in a
+print-shop in this same city&mdash;a singular three-cornered
+shop, with three fiddles dangling forlorn and dusty from the
+ceiling, and everything from piano-fortes to hair-brushes
+comprised in its stock-in-trade.&nbsp; They stood there one whole
+morning, laughing heartily at the perplexities of the little
+shopwoman, who in her nervousness continually transposed the
+first letters of words, sometimes with very comical effect.&nbsp;
+Thus, instead of saying, &ldquo;Put the bottle in the
+cupboard,&rdquo; she would remark, &ldquo;Put the cottle in the
+bupboard.&rdquo;&nbsp; The laughing trio were Dickens, Albert
+Smith, and Layard the traveller, now our minister to the court of
+Madrid.&nbsp; I strongly suspect that the eccentricity of the
+medical student in Albert Smith&rsquo;s <i>Adventures of Mr.
+Ledbury</i>&mdash;the student who invites his friends to
+&ldquo;poke a smipe&rdquo; when he means them to &ldquo;smoke a
+pipe&rdquo;&mdash;was born on that occasion, and that Charles
+Dickens was robbed by his friend of some thunder which he
+intended to use himself.</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p><span class="smcap">But</span> to return to the
+&ldquo;Readings.&rdquo;&nbsp; One glance at the platform is
+sufficient to convince the audience that Mr. Dickens thoroughly
+appreciates &ldquo;stage effect.&rdquo;&nbsp; A large screen of
+maroon cloth occupies the background; before it stands a light
+table of peculiar design, on the inner left-hand corner of which
+there peers forth a miniature desk, large enough to accommodate
+the reader&rsquo;s book.&nbsp; On the right hand of the <a
+name="page347"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 347</span>table, and
+somewhat below its level, is a shelf, where repose a carafe of
+water and a tumbler.&nbsp; This is covered with velvet, somewhat
+lighter in colour than the screen.&nbsp; No drapery conceals the
+table, whereby it is plain that Mr. Dickens believes in
+expression of figure as well as of face, and does not throw away
+everything but his head and arms, according to the ordinary habit
+of ordinary speakers.&nbsp; About twelve feet above the platform,
+and somewhat in advance of the table, is a horizontal row of
+gas-jets with a tin reflector; and midway in both perpendicular
+gas-pipes there is one powerful jet with glass chimney.&nbsp; By
+this admirable arrangement, Mr. Dickens stands against a dark
+background in a frame of gaslight, which throws out his face and
+figure to the best advantage.</p>
+<p>He comes!&nbsp; A lithe, energetic man, of medium stature,
+crosses the platform at the brisk gait of five miles an hour, and
+takes his position behind the table.&nbsp; This is Charles
+Dickens, whose name has been a household word for thirty years in
+England.&nbsp; He has a broad, full brow, a fine
+head,&mdash;which, for a man of such power and energy, is
+singularly small at the base of the brain,&mdash;and a cleanly
+cut profile.</p>
+<p>There is a slight resemblance between Mr. Dickens and the
+Emperor of the French in the latter respect, owing mainly to the
+nose; but it is unnecessary to add that the faces of the two men
+are totally different.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s eyes are
+light-blue, and his mouth and jaw, without having any claim to
+beauty, possess a strength that is not concealed by the veil of
+iron-gray moustache and generous imperial.&nbsp; His head is but
+slightly graced with iron-gray hair, and his complexion is
+florid.&nbsp; There is a twinkle in his eye, as he enters, that,
+like a promissory note, pledges itself to any amount of
+fun&mdash;within sixty minutes.</p>
+<p>People may think in perusing Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s books that he
+must be a man of large humanity, of forgiving nature, of <a
+name="page348"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 348</span>generous
+impulses; in hearing him read they <i>know</i> that he must be
+such a man.&nbsp; This, of course, does not alone make a great
+artist; but equally, of course, it goes a long way towards making
+one.&nbsp; To this general and catholic qualification for his
+task Mr. Dickens adds special advantages of a high order.&nbsp;
+He has action of singular ease and felicity, a remarkably
+expressive eye, and a mobility of the facial muscles which
+belongs to actors of the highest grade.&nbsp; As in the case of
+Garrick, it is impossible to say whether love or terror, humour
+or despair, are best simulated in a countenance which expresses
+each and all on occasion with almost absolute perfection.&nbsp;
+This is, no doubt, due in a great measure not to natural
+qualities only, but to a varied and peculiar experience.&nbsp;
+Some will have it that actors, like poets, are born, not made,
+but this is only true in a limited and guarded sense.</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">THE CHRISTMAS CAROL. <a
+name="citation349"></a><a href="#footnote349"
+class="citation">[349]</a></p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ladies and gentlemen, I have the honour to read to you
+&lsquo;A Christmas Carol,&rsquo; in four staves.&nbsp; Stave one,
+Marley&rsquo;s Ghost.&nbsp; Marley was dead.&nbsp; There is no
+doubt whatever about that.&nbsp; The register of his burial was
+signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief
+mourner.&nbsp; Scrooge signed it.&nbsp; And Scrooge&rsquo;s name
+was good upon &rsquo;Change, for anything he chose to put his
+hand to.&nbsp; Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>At the close of this paragraph our first impression is that
+Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s voice is limited in power, husky, and
+naturally monotonous.&nbsp; If he succeeds in overcoming these
+defects, <a name="page349"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+349</span>it will be by dramatic genius.&nbsp; We begin to wonder
+why Mr. Dickens constantly employs the rising inflexion, and
+never comes to a full stop; but we are so pleasantly introduced
+to Scrooge, that our spirits revive.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Foul weather didn&rsquo;t know where to leave
+him.&nbsp; The heaviest rain and snow, and hail, and sleet could
+boast of the advantage over him in only one respect,&mdash;they
+often &lsquo;came down&rsquo; handsomely, and Scrooge <i>never
+did</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Here the magnetic current between reader
+and listener sets in, and when Scrooge&rsquo;s clerk &ldquo;put
+on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself at the candle;
+in which effort, not being a man of strong imagination, he
+failed;&rdquo; the connexion is tolerably well established.&nbsp;
+We see old Scrooge very plainly, growling and snarling at his
+pleasant nephew; and when that nephew invites that uncle to eat a
+Christmas dinner with him, and Mr. Dickens goes on to relate that
+Scrooge said &ldquo;he would see him&mdash;yes, I am sorry to say
+he did,&mdash;he went the whole length of the expression, and
+said he would see him in that extremity first.&rdquo;&nbsp; He
+makes one dive at our sense of humour, and takes it
+captive.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens is Scrooge; he is the two portly
+gentlemen on a mission of charity; he is twice Scrooge when, upon
+one of the portly gentlemen remarking that many poor people would
+rather die than go to the workhouse, he replies: &ldquo;If they
+would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus
+population;&rdquo; and thrice Scrooge, when, turning upon his
+clerk, he says, &ldquo;You&rsquo;ll want all day to-morrow, I
+suppose?&rdquo;&nbsp; It is the incarnation of a hard-hearted,
+hard-fisted, hard-voiced miser.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If quite convenient, sir.&rdquo;&nbsp; A few words, but
+they denote Bob Cratchit in three feet of comforter exclusive of
+fringe, in well-darned, thread-bare clothes, with a mild,
+frightened voice, so thin that you can see through it!</p>
+<p><a name="page350"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 350</span>Then
+there comes the change when Scrooge, upon going home, &ldquo;saw
+in the knocker, Marley&rsquo;s face!&rdquo;&nbsp; Of course
+Scrooge saw it, because the expression of Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s
+face makes us see it &ldquo;with a dismal light about it, like a
+bad lobster in a dark cellar.&rdquo;&nbsp; There is good acting
+in this scene, and there is fine acting when the dying flame
+leaps up as though it cried, &ldquo;I know him!&nbsp;
+Marley&rsquo;s ghost!&rdquo;&nbsp; With what gusto Mr. Dickens
+reads that description of Marley, and how, &ldquo;looking through
+his waistcoat, Scrooge <i>could see the two buttons on his coat
+behind</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Nothing can be better than the rendering of the Fezziwig
+party, in Stave Two.&nbsp; You behold Scrooge gradually melting
+into humanity; Scrooge, as a joyous apprentice; that model of
+employers, Fezziwig; Mrs. Fezziwig &ldquo;one vast substantial
+smile,&rdquo; and all the Fezziwigs.&nbsp; Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s
+expression as he relates how &ldquo;in came the housemaid with
+<i>her cousin</i> the baker, and in came the cook <i>with her
+brother&rsquo;s particular friend the milkman</i>,&rdquo; is
+delightfully comic, while his complete rendering of that dance
+where &ldquo;all were top couples at last, and not a bottom one
+to help them,&rdquo; is owing to the inimitable action of his
+hands.&nbsp; They actually perform upon the table, as if it were
+the floor of Fezziwig&rsquo;s room, and every finger were a leg
+belonging to one of the Fezziwig&rsquo;s family.&nbsp; This feat
+is only surpassed by Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s illustration of Sir
+Roger de Coverley, as interpreted by Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig, when
+&ldquo;a positive light appeared to issue from Fezziwig&rsquo;s
+calves,&rdquo; and he &ldquo;cut so deftly that he appeared to
+wink with his legs!&rdquo;&nbsp; It is a maze of humour.&nbsp;
+Before the close of the stave, Scrooge&rsquo;s horror at sight of
+the young girl once loved by him, and put aside for gold, shows
+that Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s power is not purely comic.</p>
+<p>But the best of all, is Stave Three.&nbsp; We distinctly see
+that &ldquo;Cratchit&rdquo; family.&nbsp; There are the potatoes
+that <a name="page351"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+351</span>&ldquo;knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out
+and peeled;&rdquo; there is Mrs. Cratchit, fluttering and
+cackling like a motherly hen with a young brood of chickens; and
+there is everybody.&nbsp; The way those two young Cratchits hail
+Martha, and exclaim&mdash;&ldquo;There&rsquo;s <i>such</i> a
+goose, Martha!&rdquo; can never be forgotten.&nbsp; By some
+conjuring trick, Mr. Dickens takes off his own head and puts on a
+Cratchit&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Later Bob Cratchit and Tiny Tim come
+in.&nbsp; Assuredly it is Bob&rsquo;s thin voice that pipes out,
+&ldquo;Why, where&rsquo;s our Martha?&rdquo; and it is Mrs.
+Cratchit who shakes her head and replies, &ldquo;Not
+coming!&rdquo;&nbsp; Then Bob relates how Tiny Tim behaved:
+&ldquo;as good as gold and better.&nbsp; Somehow he gets
+thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest
+things you have ever heard.&nbsp; He told me, coming home, that
+he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a
+cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember, upon
+Christmas-day, who made lame beggars walk, and blind men
+see.&rdquo;&nbsp; There is a volume of pathos in these words,
+which are the most delicate and artistic rendering of the whole
+reading.</p>
+<p>Ah, that Christmas dinner!&nbsp; We feel as if we were eating
+every morsel of it.&nbsp; There are &ldquo;the two young
+Cratchits,&rdquo; who &ldquo;crammed spoons into their mouths,
+lest they should shriek for goose before their turn;&rdquo; there
+is Tiny Tim, who &ldquo;beat on the table with the handle of his
+knife, and feebly cried, &lsquo;Hoorray,&rsquo;&rdquo; in such a
+still, small voice.&nbsp; And there is that goose!&nbsp; I see it
+with my naked eye.&nbsp; And O the pudding!&nbsp; &ldquo;A smell
+like a washing-day!&nbsp; That was the cloth.&nbsp; A smell like
+an eating-house and a pastry-cook&rsquo;s next door to each
+other, with a laundress&rsquo;s next door to that!&nbsp; That was
+the pudding.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s sniffing and
+smelling of that pudding would make a starving family <a
+name="page352"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 352</span>believe
+that they had swallowed it, holly and all.&nbsp; It is
+infectious.</p>
+<p>What Mr. Dickens <i>does</i> is very frequently infinitely
+better than anything he says, or the way he says it; yet the
+doing is as delicate and intangible as the odour of violets, and
+can be no better described.&nbsp; Nothing of its kind can be more
+touchingly beautiful than the manner in which Bob
+Cratchit&mdash;previous to proposing &ldquo;a merry Christmas to
+us all, my dears, God bless us&rdquo;&mdash;stoops down, with
+tears in his eyes and places Tiny Tim&rsquo;s withered little
+hand in his, &ldquo;as if he loved the child, and wished to keep
+him by his side, and dreaded that he might be taken from
+him.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is pantomime worthy of the finest actor.</p>
+<p>Admirable is Mrs. Cratchit&rsquo;s ungracious drinking to
+Scrooge&rsquo;s health, and Martha&rsquo;s telling how she had
+seen a lord, and how he &ldquo;was much about as tall as
+Peter!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It is a charming cabinet picture, and so likewise is the
+glimpse of Christmas at Scrooge&rsquo;s nephew&rsquo;s.&nbsp; The
+plump sister is &ldquo;satisfactory, O perfectly
+satisfactory,&rdquo; and Topper is a magnificent fraud on the
+understanding; a side-splitting fraud.&nbsp; We see Fred get off
+the sofa, and <i>stamp</i> at his own fun, and we hear the plump
+sister&rsquo;s voice when she guesses the wonderful riddle,
+&ldquo;It&rsquo;s your uncle Scro-o-o-o-oge!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Altogether, Mr. Dickens is better than any comedy.</p>
+<p>What a change in Stave Four!&nbsp; There sit the gray-haired
+rascal &ldquo;Old Joe,&rdquo; with his crooning voice; Mr.
+Dilber, and those robbers of dead men&rsquo;s shrouds; there lies
+the body of the plundered, unknown man; there sit the Cratchits
+weeping over Tiny Tim&rsquo;s death, a scene that would be beyond
+all praise were Bob&rsquo;s cry, &ldquo;My little, little
+child!&rdquo; a shade less dramatic.&nbsp; Here, and only here,
+Mr. Dickens forgets the nature of Bob&rsquo;s voice, and employs
+all the power of his own, carried away apparently by the
+situation.&nbsp; Bob would not <a name="page353"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 353</span>thus give way to his feelings.&nbsp;
+Finally, there is Scrooge, no longer a miser, but a human being,
+screaming at the &ldquo;conversational&rdquo; boy in Sunday
+clothes, to buy him the prize turkey &ldquo;that never could have
+stood upon his legs, that bird.&nbsp; He would have snapped
+&rsquo;em off in a minute, like sticks of
+sealing-wax.&rdquo;&nbsp; There is Bob Cratchit behind time,
+trying to overtake nine o&rsquo;clock, &ldquo;that fled fifteen
+minutes before.&rdquo;&nbsp; There is Scrooge poking Bob in the
+ribs, and vowing he will raise his salary; and there is at last
+happiness for all, as Tiny Tim exclaims, &ldquo;God bless us
+every one!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It is difficult to see how the &ldquo;Christmas Carol&rdquo;
+can be read and acted better.&nbsp; The only improvement possible
+is in the ghosts, who are, perhaps, too monotonous; a way ghosts
+have when they return to earth.&nbsp; Solemnity and monotony are
+not synonymous terms, yet every theatrical ghost insists that
+they are, and Mr. Dickens is no exception to the rule.&nbsp; If
+monotony is excusable in anyone, however, it is in him; for, when
+one actor is obliged to represent <i>twenty-three different
+characters</i>, giving to everyone an individual tone, he may be
+pardoned if his ghosts are not colloquial.</p>
+<p>Talk of sermons and churches!&nbsp; There never was a more
+beautiful sermon than this of &ldquo;The Christmas
+Carol.&rdquo;&nbsp; Sacred names do not necessarily mean sacred
+things.</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">SIKES AND NANCY. <a
+name="citation353a"></a><a href="#footnote353a"
+class="citation">[353a]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;Although amongst his friends, and such of the outside
+world as had been admitted to the private performances of the
+Tavistock House theatricals, Mr. Dickens was known to possess
+much dramatic power, it was not until within the last few weeks
+<a name="citation353b"></a><a href="#footnote353b"
+class="citation">[353b]</a> that he found scope for its
+exhibition on the <a name="page354"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+354</span>platform.&nbsp; Although the characters in his previous
+readings had each a distinct and defined individuality&mdash;and
+in true artistic spirit the comparatively insignificant
+characters have as much finish bestowed upon their representation
+as the heroes and heroines, <i>e.g.</i> the fat man on
+&rsquo;Change who replies &lsquo;God knows,&rsquo; to the query
+as to whom Scrooge had left his money&mdash;a bit of perfect
+Dutch painting&mdash;one could not help feeling that the
+personation was but a half-personation given under restraint;
+that the reader was &lsquo;underacting,&rsquo; as it is
+professionally termed, and one longed to see him give his
+dramatic genius full vent.&nbsp; That wish has now been
+realised.&nbsp; When Mr. Dickens called round him some
+half-hundred of his friends and acquaintances on whose
+discrimination and knowledge of public audiences he had reliance,
+and when, after requesting their frank verdict on the experiment,
+he commenced the new reading, &lsquo;Sikes and Nancy,&rsquo;
+until, gradually warming with excitement, he flung aside his book
+and acted the scene of the murder, shrieked the terrified
+pleadings of the girl, growled the brutal savagery of the
+murderer, brought looks, tones, gestures simultaneously into play
+to illustrate his meaning, there was no one, not even of those
+who had known him best, or who believed in him most, but was
+astonished at the power and the versatility of his genius.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Grandest of all the characters stands out Fagin, the
+Jew.&nbsp; The voice is husky and with a slight lisp, but there
+is no nasal intonation; a bent back, but no shoulder shrug; the
+conventional attributes are omitted, the conventional words are
+never spoken; and the Jew fence, crafty and cunning even in his
+bitter vengeance, is there before us, to the life.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Next comes Nancy.&nbsp; Readers of the old editions of
+&lsquo;Oliver Twist&rsquo; will doubtless recollect how
+desperately <a name="page355"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+355</span>difficult it was to fight against the dreadful
+impression which Mr. George Cruikshank&rsquo;s picture of Nancy
+left upon the mind, and how it required all the assistance of the
+author&rsquo;s genius to preserve interest in the stunted, squab,
+round-faced trull whom the artist had depicted.&nbsp; Accurately
+delineating every other character in the book, and excelling all
+his previous and subsequent productions in his etching of
+&lsquo;Fagin in the Condemned Cell,&rsquo; Mr. Cruikshank not
+merely did not convey the right idea of Nancy, which would have
+been bad enough, but conveyed the wrong one, which was
+worse.&nbsp; No such ill-favoured slut would have found a
+protector in Sikes, who amongst his set and in his profession was
+a man of mark.&nbsp; We all know Nancy&rsquo;s position; but just
+because we know it we are certain she must have had some amount
+of personal comeliness, which Mr. Cruikshank has entirely denied
+her.&nbsp; In the reading we get none of the common side of her
+character, which peeps forth occasionally in the earlier
+volumes.&nbsp; She is the heroine, doing evil that good may come
+of it&mdash;breaking the trust reposed in her that the man she
+loves and they amongst whom she has lived may be brought to
+better lives.&nbsp; With the dread shadow of impending death upon
+her, she is thrillingly earnest, almost prophetic.&nbsp; Thus, in
+accordance with a favourite custom of the author, during the
+interview on the steps at London Bridge, not only does the
+girl&rsquo;s language rise from the tone of everyday life and
+become imbued with dramatic imagery and fervour, but that
+eminently prosaic old person, Mr. Brownlow, becomes affected in
+the same manner, saying, &lsquo;before this river wakes to
+life,&rsquo; and indulging in other romantic types and
+metaphors.&nbsp; This may be scarcely life-like, but it is very
+effective in the reading, enchaining the attention of the
+audience and forming a fine contrast to the simple pathos of the
+dialogue in the <a name="page356"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+356</span>murder-scene, every word of which is in the highest
+degree natural and well-placed.&nbsp; It is here, of course, that
+the excitement of the audience is wrought to its highest pitch,
+and that the acme of the actor&rsquo;s art is reached.&nbsp; The
+raised hands, the bent-back head, are good; but shut your eyes,
+and the illusion is more complete.&nbsp; Then the cries for
+mercy, the &lsquo;Bill! dear Bill! for dear God&rsquo;s
+sake!&rsquo; uttered in tones in which the agony of fear prevails
+even over the earnestness of the prayer, the dead, dull voice as
+hope departs, are intensely real.&nbsp; When the pleading ceases,
+you open your eyes in relief, in time to see the impersonation of
+the murderer seizing a heavy club, and striking his victim to the
+ground.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Artistically speaking, the story of Sikes and Nancy
+ends at the point here indicated.&nbsp; Throughout the entire
+scene of the murder, from the entrance of Sikes into the house
+until the catastrophe, the silence was intense&mdash;the old
+phrase &lsquo;a pin might have been heard to drop,&rsquo; could
+have been legitimately employed.&nbsp; It was a great study to
+watch the faces of the people&mdash;eager, excited,
+intent&mdash;permitted for once in a life-time to be natural,
+forgetting to be British, and cynical, and unimpassioned.&nbsp;
+The great strength of this feeling did not last into the
+concluding five minutes.&nbsp; The people were earnest and
+attentive; but the wild excitement so seldom seen amongst us died
+as Nancy died, and the rest was somewhat of an anti-climax.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No one who appreciates great acting should miss this
+scene.&nbsp; It will be a treat such as they have not had for a
+long time, such as, from all appearances, they are not likely to
+have soon again.&nbsp; To them the earnestness and force, the
+subtlety, the <i>nuances</i>, the delicate lights and shades of
+the great dramatic art, will be exhibited by one of the
+first&mdash;if not the first&mdash;of its living masters; while
+those of <a name="page357"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+357</span>far less intellectual calibre will understand the
+vigour of the entire performance, and be specially amused at the
+facial and vocal dexterity by which the crafty Fagin is,
+instantaneously changed into the chuckle-headed Noah
+Claypole.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>Mr. Dickens, as a reader, is an artist of the very first rank;
+and to say that his reading of the choicest portions of his own
+works is actually as fine in its way as the works themselves in
+theirs, is a compliment at once exceedingly high and richly
+deserved.</p>
+<p>During his late visit to America, the great men of the land
+travelled from far and near to be present at the readings; the
+poet Longfellow went three nights in succession, and he
+afterwards declared to a friend that they were &ldquo;the most
+delightful evenings of his life.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>FOOTNOTES</h2>
+<p><a name="footnote7"></a><a href="#citation7"
+class="footnote">[7]</a>&nbsp; This first Sketch was entitled,
+&ldquo;<i>Mrs. Joseph Porter</i>, &lsquo;<i>over the
+Way</i>.&rsquo;&rdquo;&nbsp; The <i>Monthly Magazine</i> in which
+this appeared was published by Cochrane and M&lsquo;Crone, and
+must not be confounded with <i>The New Monthly Magazine</i>,
+published by Colburn.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote8a"></a><a href="#citation8a"
+class="footnote">[8a]</a>&nbsp; This was the first paper in which
+Dickens assumed the pseudonym of &ldquo;Boz.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+previous sketches appeared anonymously.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote8b"></a><a href="#citation8b"
+class="footnote">[8b]</a>&nbsp; Of these Sketches two volumes
+were collected and published by Macrone (with illustrations by
+George Cruikshank), in February, 1836, and a third in the
+December following.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote10"></a><a href="#citation10"
+class="footnote">[10]</a>&nbsp; The pamphlet was entitled
+<i>Sunday wider Three Heads</i>: <i>As it is</i>; <i>as Sabbath
+Bills would make it</i>; <i>as it might be made</i>.&nbsp; By
+Timothy Sparks.&nbsp; London, Chapman and Hall, 1836, pp. 49
+(with illustrations by Hablot K. Browne).</p>
+<p><a name="footnote11"></a><a href="#citation11"
+class="footnote">[11]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;Memoirs of Joseph
+Grimaldi,&rdquo; edited by <i>Boz</i>.&nbsp; With illustrations
+by George Cruikshank.&nbsp; In two volumes.&nbsp; London, R.
+Bentley. 1838.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote15"></a><a href="#citation15"
+class="footnote">[15]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;Master Humphrey&rsquo;s
+Clock,&rdquo; Vol. I. p. 72.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote18a"></a><a href="#citation18a"
+class="footnote">[18a]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;Master Humphrey&rsquo;s
+Clock,&rdquo; Vol. I., pp. 98, 99.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote18b"></a><a href="#citation18b"
+class="footnote">[18b]</a>&nbsp; June 25, 1841.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote24"></a><a href="#citation24"
+class="footnote">[24]</a>&nbsp; Kate Field.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote26"></a><a href="#citation26"
+class="footnote">[26]</a>&nbsp; <i>Evenings of a Working Man</i>,
+by John Overs, with a Preface relative to the Author, by Charles
+Dickens.&nbsp; London: Newby, 1844.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote27"></a><a href="#citation27"
+class="footnote">[27]</a>&nbsp; <i>Bentley&rsquo;s
+Miscellany</i>, edited by Mr. Dickens during the years
+1837&ndash;38.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote28"></a><a href="#citation28"
+class="footnote">[28]</a>&nbsp; Dr. Elliotson.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote29"></a><a href="#citation29"
+class="footnote">[29]</a>&nbsp; We are told that Overs did not
+live long after the publication of his little book: &ldquo;the
+malady under which he was labouring, terminated fatally the
+following October.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="footnote30"></a><a href="#citation30"
+class="footnote">[30]</a>&nbsp; <i>Fraser&rsquo;s Magazine</i>,
+July, 1844.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote31"></a><a href="#citation31"
+class="footnote">[31]</a>&nbsp; These five volumes were all
+gracefully illustrated by John Leech, Daniel Maclise, Clarkson
+Stanfield, Sir Edwin Landseer, Richard Doyle, and others; and a
+set of the original issue is now much sought after, and not
+easily met with.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote33"></a><a href="#citation33"
+class="footnote">[33]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;Unto this
+Last.&rdquo;&nbsp; Chap. I.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote34"></a><a href="#citation34"
+class="footnote">[34]</a>&nbsp; The following instances are, by
+kind permission, selected from an admirable article upon this
+subject, which appeared in the &ldquo;Temple Bar&rdquo; Magazine
+for September, 1869.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote53"></a><a href="#citation53"
+class="footnote">[53]</a>&nbsp; Sir David Wilkie died at sea, on
+board the <i>Oriental</i>, off Gibraltar, on the 1st of June,
+1841, whilst on his way back to England.&nbsp; During the evening
+of the same day his body was committed to the deep.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote55"></a><a href="#citation55"
+class="footnote">[55]</a>&nbsp; The <i>Britannia</i> was the
+vessel that conveyed Mr. Dickens across the Atlantic, on his
+first visit to America.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote61"></a><a href="#citation61"
+class="footnote">[61]</a>&nbsp; <i>Master Humphrey&rsquo;s
+Clock</i>, under which title the two novels of Barnaby Rudge and
+The Old Curiosity Shop originally appeared.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote63"></a><a href="#citation63"
+class="footnote">[63]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;I shall always entertain a
+very pleasant and grateful recollection of Hartford.&nbsp; It is
+a lovely place, and I had many friends there, whom I can never
+remember with indifference.&nbsp; We left it with no little
+regret.&rdquo;&nbsp; <i>American Notes</i> (Lond. 1842).&nbsp;
+Vol. I, p. 182.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote70"></a><a href="#citation70"
+class="footnote">[70]</a>&nbsp; See the <i>Life and Letters of
+Washington Irving</i> (Lond. 1863), p. 644, where Irving speaks
+of a letter he has received &ldquo;from that glorious fellow
+Dickens, in reply to the one I wrote, expressing my heartfelt
+delight with his writings, and my yearnings toward
+himself.&rdquo;&nbsp; See also the letter itself, in the second
+division of this volume.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote88"></a><a href="#citation88"
+class="footnote">[88]</a>&nbsp; <span
+class="smcap"><i>Tennyson</i></span>, <i>Lady Clara Vere de
+Vere</i>, then newly published in collection of 1842.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote95"></a><a href="#citation95"
+class="footnote">[95]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;That this meeting, while
+conveying its cordial thanks to Charles Dickens, Esq., for his
+presence this evening, and for his able and courteous conduct as
+President, cannot separate without tendering the warmest
+expression of its gratitude and admiration to one whose writings
+have so loyally inculcated the lessons of benevolence and virtue,
+and so richly contributed to the stores of public pleasure and
+instructions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="footnote98"></a><a href="#citation98"
+class="footnote">[98]</a>&nbsp; The Duke of Devonshire.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote105"></a><a href="#citation105"
+class="footnote">[105]</a>&nbsp; <i>Charlotte Corday going to
+Execution</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote113"></a><a href="#citation113"
+class="footnote">[113]</a>&nbsp; The above is extracted from Mrs.
+Stowe&rsquo;s &ldquo;Sunny Memories of Foreign Lands,&rdquo;, a
+book in which her eaves-dropping propensities were already
+developed in a sufficiently ugly form.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote150"></a><a href="#citation150"
+class="footnote">[150]</a>&nbsp; Alas! the &ldquo;many
+years&rdquo; were to be barely six, when the speaker was himself
+destined to write some memorial pages commemorative of his
+illustrious friend (Cornhill Magazine, February,
+1864.)&mdash;<span class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote153"></a><a href="#citation153"
+class="footnote">[153]</a>&nbsp; Mr. Henry Dodd had proposed to
+give five acres of land in Berkshire, but, in consequence of his
+desiring to attach certain restrictions, after a long and
+unsatisfactory correspondence, the Committee, on 13th January
+following, rejected the offer.&nbsp; (<i>Communicated</i>.)</p>
+<p><a name="footnote161"></a><a href="#citation161"
+class="footnote">[161]</a>&nbsp; Claude Melnotte in <i>The Lady
+of Lyons</i>, Act iii. sc. 2.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote177"></a><a href="#citation177"
+class="footnote">[177]</a>&nbsp; Mr. B. Webster.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote220"></a><a href="#citation220"
+class="footnote">[220]</a>&nbsp; <i>Romeo and Juliet</i>, Act
+III.&nbsp; Sc. 1.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote239"></a><a href="#citation239"
+class="footnote">[239]</a>&nbsp; Robert Browning: <i>Bells and
+Pomegranates</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote242"></a><a href="#citation242"
+class="footnote">[242]</a>&nbsp; R. H.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote250"></a><a href="#citation250"
+class="footnote">[250]</a>&nbsp; <i>Carlyle&rsquo;s French
+Revolution</i>.&nbsp; Book X., Chapter I.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote259"></a><a href="#citation259"
+class="footnote">[259]</a>&nbsp; Henry Thomas Buckle.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote260"></a><a href="#citation260"
+class="footnote">[260]</a>&nbsp; This and the Speeches which
+follow were accidentally omitted in their right places.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote263"></a><a href="#citation263"
+class="footnote">[263]</a>&nbsp; Hazlitt&rsquo;s Round Table
+(Edinburgh, 1817, vol ii., p. 242), <i>On Actors and
+Acting</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote274"></a><a href="#citation274"
+class="footnote">[274]</a>&nbsp; <i>Vide supr&agrave;</i>,
+<i>p.</i> 268.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote292"></a><a href="#citation292"
+class="footnote">[292]</a>&nbsp; An allusion to a well-known
+Sonnet of Wordsworth, beginning&mdash;&ldquo;The world is too
+much with us&mdash;late and soon,&rdquo; &amp;c.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote303"></a><a href="#citation303"
+class="footnote">[303]</a>&nbsp; Alluding to the forthcoming
+serial story of <i>Edwin Drood</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote309"></a><a href="#citation309"
+class="footnote">[309]</a>&nbsp; The Honourable John Lothrop
+Motley.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote311"></a><a href="#citation311"
+class="footnote">[311]</a>&nbsp; February 26th, 1851.&nbsp; Mr.
+Macready&rsquo;s Farewell Benefit at Drury Lane Theatre, on which
+occasion he played the part of Macbeth.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote312"></a><a href="#citation312"
+class="footnote">[312]</a>&nbsp; <span
+class="smcap">Macbeth</span>, Act I., sc. 7.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote316"></a><a href="#citation316"
+class="footnote">[316]</a>&nbsp; The Bishop of Ripon (Dr.
+Longley).</p>
+<p><a name="footnote330"></a><a href="#citation330"
+class="footnote">[330]</a>&nbsp; These passages are given by kind
+permission of Mr. Blanchard Jerrold, who has obligingly allowed
+us to make free use of this portion of the Memoir of his
+father.&nbsp; We refer the reader who is desirous of seeing more,
+to that ably-written biography.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Ed</span>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote334"></a><a href="#citation334"
+class="footnote">[334]</a>&nbsp; <i>The Village Coquettes</i>:
+<i>a Comic Opera in Two Acts</i>.&nbsp; By <span
+class="smcap">Charles Dickens</span>.&nbsp; The music by John
+Hullah.&nbsp; London: Richard Bentley, 1836.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote336"></a><a href="#citation336"
+class="footnote">[336]</a>&nbsp; Produced for the first time at
+the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, on Saturday, December 10,
+1842.&nbsp; We would fain have given this fine prologue entire,
+had we felt authorized in doing so.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote337"></a><a href="#citation337"
+class="footnote">[337]</a>&nbsp; In &ldquo;A New Spirit of the
+Age.&rdquo;&nbsp; (Lond., 1844), Vol. I., pp. 65&ndash;68.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote341"></a><a href="#citation341"
+class="footnote">[341]</a>&nbsp; <i>The Keepsake for</i>
+1844.&nbsp; <i>Edited by the Countess of Blessington</i>, pp. 73,
+74.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote349"></a><a href="#citation349"
+class="footnote">[349]</a>&nbsp; The reader who desires to
+further renew his recollections of Mr. Dickens&rsquo;s Readings
+is referred to Miss Kate Field&rsquo;s admirable &ldquo;Pen
+Photographs,&rdquo; published in Boston, in 1868.&nbsp; The
+little volume is a valuable estimate of the readings recently
+given in America.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote353a"></a><a href="#citation353a"
+class="footnote">[353a]</a>&nbsp; Extracted (by kind permission)
+from a criticism by Mr. Edmund Yates.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote353b"></a><a href="#citation353b"
+class="footnote">[353b]</a>&nbsp; Written in 1868.</p>
+<p>***END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SPEECHES OF CHARLES DICKENS***</p>
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