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+Title: Quaint Courtships
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+Author: Various
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+Editor: William Dean Howells
+ Henry Mills Alden
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+
+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ QUAINT COURTSHIPS
+ </h1>
+ <h4>
+ Harper's Novelettes
+ </h4>
+ <h3>
+ Edited By William Dean Howells and Henry Mills Alden <br />
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ 1906
+ </h3>
+
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <b>CONTENTS</b>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_INTR"> INTRODUCTION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> AN ENCORE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> A ROMANCE OF WHOOPING HARBOR </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> HYACINTHUS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> JANE'S GRAY EYES </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> A STIFF CONDITION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> IN THE INTERESTS OF CHRISTOPHER </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> THE WRONG DOOR </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> BRAYBRIDGE'S OFFER </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> THE RUBAIYAT AND THE LINER </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> THE MINISTER </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_INTR" id="link2H_INTR">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ INTRODUCTION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ To the perverse all courtships probably are quaint; but if ever human
+ nature may be allowed the full range of originality, it may very well be
+ in the exciting and very personal moments of making love. Our own peculiar
+ social structure, in which the sexes have so much innocent freedom, and
+ youth is left almost entirely to its own devices in the arrangement of
+ double happiness, is so favorable to the expression of character at these
+ supreme moments, that it is wonderful there is so little which is
+ idiosyncratic in our wooings. They tend rather to a type, very simple,
+ very normal, and most people get married for the reason that they are in
+ love, as if it were the most matter-of-course affair of life. They find
+ the fact of being in love so entirely satisfying to the ideal, that they
+ seek nothing adventitious from circumstance to heighten their tremendous
+ consciousness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet, here and there people, even American people, are so placed that they
+ take from the situation a color of eccentricity, if they impart none to
+ it, and the old, old story, which we all wish to have end well, zigzags to
+ a fortunate close past juts and angles of individuality which the heroes
+ and heroines have not willingly or wittingly thrown out. They would have
+ chosen to arrive smoothly and uneventfully at the goal, as by far the
+ greater majority do; and probably if they are aware of looking quaint to
+ others in their progress, they do not like it. But it is this peculiar
+ difference which renders them interesting and charming to the spectator.
+ If we all love a lover, as Emerson says, it is not because of his selfish
+ happiness, but because of the odd and unexpected chances which for the
+ time exalt him above our experience, and endear him to our eager
+ sympathies. In life one cannot perhaps have too little romance in affairs
+ of the heart, or in literature too much; and in either one may be as
+ quaint as one pleases in such affairs without being ridiculous.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ W.D.H.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ AN ENCORE
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ BY MARGARET DELAND
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ According to Old Chester, to be romantic was just one shade less
+ reprehensible than to put on airs. Captain Alfred Price, in all his
+ seventy years, had never been guilty of airs, but certainly he had
+ something to answer for in the way of romance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However, in the days when we children used to see him pounding up the
+ street from the post-office, reading, as he walked, a newspaper held at
+ arm's length in front of him, he was far enough from romance. He was
+ seventy years old, he weighed over two hundred pounds, his big head was
+ covered with a shock of grizzled red hair; his pleasures consisted in
+ polishing his old sextant and playing on a small mouth-harmonicon. As to
+ his vices, it was no secret that he kept a fat black bottle in the
+ chimney-closet in his own room; added to this, he swore strange oaths
+ about his grandmother's nightcap. &ldquo;He used to blaspheme,&rdquo; his
+ daughter-in-law said, &ldquo;but I said, 'Not in my presence, if you please!' So
+ now he just says this foolish thing about a nightcap.&rdquo; Mrs. Drayton said
+ that this reform would be one of the jewels in Mrs. Cyrus Price's crown;
+ and added that she prayed that some day the Captain would give up tobacco
+ and <i>rum</i>. &ldquo;I am a poor, feeble creature,&rdquo; said Mrs. Drayton; &ldquo;I
+ cannot do much for my fellow men in active mission-work. But I give my
+ prayers.&rdquo; However, neither Mrs. Drayton's prayers nor Mrs. Cyrus's active
+ mission-work had done more than mitigate the blasphemy; the &ldquo;rum&rdquo; (which
+ was good Monongahela whiskey) was still on hand; and as for tobacco,
+ except when sleeping, eating, playing on his harmonicon, or dozing through
+ one of Dr. Lavendar's sermons, the Captain smoked every moment, the ashes
+ of his pipe or cigar falling unheeded on a vast and wrinkled expanse of
+ waistcoat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No; he was not a romantic object. But we girls, watching him stump past
+ the schoolroom window to the post-office, used to whisper to each other,
+ &ldquo;Just think! <i>he eloped</i>.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was romance for you!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To be sure, the elopement had not quite come off, but, except for the very
+ end, it was all as perfect as a story. Indeed, the failure at the end made
+ it all the better: angry parents, broken hearts,&mdash;only, the worst of
+ it was, the hearts did not stay broken! He went and married somebody else;
+ and so did she. You would have supposed she would have died. I am sure, in
+ her place, any one of us would have died. And yet, as Lydia Wright said,
+ &ldquo;How could a young lady die for a young gentleman with ashes all over his
+ waistcoat?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However, when Alfred Price fell in love with Miss Letty Morris, he was not
+ indifferent to his waistcoat, nor did he weigh two hundred pounds. He was
+ slender and ruddy-cheeked, with tossing red-brown curls. If he swore, it
+ was not by his grandmother nor her nightcap; if he drank, it was hard
+ cider (which can often accomplish as much as &ldquo;rum&rdquo;); if he smoked, it was
+ in secret, behind the stable. He wore a stock, and (on Sunday) a ruffled
+ shirt; a high-waisted coat with two brass buttons behind, and very tight
+ pantaloons. At that time he attended the Seminary for Youths in Upper
+ Chester. Upper Chester was then, as in our time, the seat of learning in
+ the township, the Female Academy being there, too. Both were
+ boarding-schools, but the young people came home to spend Sunday; and
+ their weekly returns, all together in the stage, were responsible for more
+ than one Old Chester match....
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The air,&rdquo; says Miss, sniffing genteelly as the coach jolts past the
+ blossoming May orchards, &ldquo;is most agreeably perfumed. And how fair is the
+ prospect from this hilltop!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fair indeed!&rdquo; responded her companion, staring boldly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miss bridles and bites her lip.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>I</i> was not observing the landscape,&rdquo; the other explains, carefully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In those days (Miss Letty was born in 1804, and was eighteen when she and
+ the ruddy Alfred sat on the back seat of the coach)&mdash;in those days
+ the conversation of Old Chester youth was more elegant than in our time.
+ We, who went to Miss Bailey's school, were sad degenerates in the way of
+ manners and language; at least so our elders told us. When Lydia Wright
+ said, &ldquo;Oh my, what an awful snow-storm!&rdquo; dear Miss Ellen was displeased.
+ &ldquo;Lydia,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;is there anything 'awe'-inspiring in this display of
+ the elements?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, 'm,&rdquo; faltered poor Lydia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then,&rdquo; said Miss Bailey, gravely, &ldquo;your statement that the storm is
+ 'awful' is a falsehood. I do not suppose, my dear, that you intentionally
+ told an untruth; it was an exaggeration. But an exaggeration, though not
+ perhaps a falsehood, is unladylike, and should be avoided by persons of
+ refinement.&rdquo; Just here the question arises: what would Miss Ellen (now in
+ heaven) say if she could hear Lydia's Lydia, just home from college,
+ remark&mdash;But no: Miss Ellen's precepts shall protect these pages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But in the days when Letty Morris looked out of the coach window, and
+ young Alfred murmured that the prospect was fair indeed, conversation was
+ perfectly correct. And it was still decorous even when it got beyond the
+ coach period and reached a point where Old Chester began to take notice.
+ At first it was young Old Chester which giggled. Later old Old Chester
+ made some comments; it was then that Alfred's mother mentioned the matter
+ to Alfred's father. &ldquo;He is young, and, of course, foolish,&rdquo; Mrs. Price
+ explained. And Mr. Price said that though folly was incidental to Alfred's
+ years, it must be checked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just check it,&rdquo; said Mr. Price.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Miss Letty's mother awoke to the situation, and said, &ldquo;Fy, fy,
+ Letitia.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So it was that these two young persons were plunged in grief. Oh, glorious
+ grief of thwarted love! When they met now, they did not talk of the
+ landscape. Their conversation, though no doubt as genteel as before, was
+ all of broken hearts. But again Letty's mother found out, and went in
+ wrath to call on Alfred's family. It was decided between them that the
+ young man should be sent away from home. &ldquo;To save him,&rdquo; says the father.
+ &ldquo;To protect my daughter,&rdquo; says Mrs. Morris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Alfred and Letty had something to say.... It was in December; there
+ was a snow-storm&mdash;a storm which Lydia Wright would certainly have
+ called &ldquo;awful&rdquo;; but it did not interfere with true love; these two
+ children met in the graveyard to swear undying constancy. Alfred's lantern
+ came twinkling through the flakes, as he threaded his way across the
+ hillside among the tombstones, and found Letty just inside the entrance,
+ standing with her black serving-woman under a tulip-tree. The negress,
+ chattering with cold and fright, kept plucking at the girl's pelisse; but
+ once Alfred was at her side, Letty was indifferent to storm and ghosts. As
+ for Alfred, he was too cast down to think of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Letty, they will part us.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, my dear Alfred, no!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes. Yes, they will. Oh, if you were only mine!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miss Letty sighed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Will you be true to me, Letty? I am to go on a sailing-vessel to China,
+ to be gone two years. Will you wait for me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Letty gave a little cry; two years! Her black woman twitched her sleeve.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Miss Let, it's gittin' cole, honey.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;(Don't, Flora.)&mdash;Alfred, <i>two years!</i> Oh, Alfred, that is an
+ eternity. Why, I should be&mdash;I should be twenty!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lantern, set on a tombstone beside them, blinked in a snowy gust.
+ Alfred covered his face with his hands, he was shaken to his soul; the
+ little, gay creature beside him thrilled at a sound from behind those
+ hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Alfred,&rdquo;&mdash;she said, faintly; then she hid her face against his arm;
+ &ldquo;my dear Alfred, I will, if you desire it&mdash;fly with you!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alfred, with a gasp, lifted his head and stared at her. His slower mind
+ had seen nothing but separation and despair; but the moment the word was
+ said he was aflame. What! Would she? Could she? Adorable creature!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Miss Let, my feet done get cole&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ (&ldquo;Flora, be still!)&mdash;Yes, Alfred, yes. I am thine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boy caught her in his arms. &ldquo;But I am to be sent away on Monday! My
+ angel, could you&mdash;fly, <i>to-morrow</i>?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Letty, her face still hidden against his shoulder, nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then, while the shivering Flora stamped, and beat her arms, and the
+ lantern flared and sizzled, Alfred made their plans, which were simple to
+ the point of childishness. &ldquo;My own!&rdquo; he said, when it was all arranged;
+ then he held the lantern up and looked into her face, blushing and
+ determined, with snowflakes gleaming on the curls that pushed out from
+ under her big hood. &ldquo;You will meet me at the minister's?&rdquo; he said,
+ passionately. &ldquo;You will not fail me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will not fail you!&rdquo; she said; and laughed joyously; but the young man's
+ face was white.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She kept her word; and with the assistance of Flora, romantic again when
+ her feet were warm, all went as they planned. Clothes were packed,
+ savings-banks opened, and a chaise abstracted from the Price stable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is my intention,&rdquo; said the youth, &ldquo;to return to my father the value of
+ the vehicle and nag, as soon as I can secure a position which will enable
+ me to support my Lefty in comfort and fashion.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the night of the elopement the two children met at the minister's
+ house. (Yes, the very old Rectory to which we Old Chester children went
+ every Saturday afternoon to Dr. Lavendar's Collect class. But of course
+ there was no Dr. Lavendar there in those days.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well; Alfred requested this minister to pronounce them man and wife; but
+ he coughed and poked the fire. &ldquo;I am of age,&rdquo; Alfred insisted; &ldquo;I am
+ twenty-two.&rdquo; Then Mr. Smith said he must go and put on his bands and
+ surplice first; and Alfred said, &ldquo;If you please, sir.&rdquo; And off went Mr.
+ Smith&mdash;<i>and sent a note to Alfred's father and Letty's mother!</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We girls used to wonder what the lovers talked about while they waited for
+ the traitor. Ellen Dale always said they were foolish to wait. &ldquo;Why didn't
+ they go right off?&rdquo; said Ellen. &ldquo;If I were going to elope, I shouldn't
+ bother to get married. But, oh, think of how they felt when in walked
+ those cruel parents!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The story was that they were torn weeping from each other's arms; that
+ Letty was sent to bed for two days on bread and water; that Alfred was
+ packed off to Philadelphia the very next morning, and sailed in less than
+ a week. They did not see each other again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the end of the story was not romantic at all. Letty, although she
+ crept about for a while in deep disgrace, and brooded upon death&mdash;that
+ interesting impossibility, so dear to youth,&mdash;<i>married</i>, if you
+ please! when she was twenty, and went away to live. When Alfred came back,
+ seven years later, he got married, too. He married a Miss Barkley. He used
+ to go away on long voyages, so perhaps he wasn't really fond of her. We
+ tried to think so, for we liked Captain Price.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In our day Captain Price was a widower. He had given up the sea, and
+ settled down to live in Old Chester; his son, Cyrus, lived with him, and
+ his languid daughter-in-law&mdash;a young lady of dominant feebleness, who
+ ruled the two men with that most powerful domestic rod&mdash;foolish
+ weakness. This combination in a woman will cause a mountain (a masculine
+ mountain) to fly from its firm base; while kindness, justice, and good
+ sense leave it upon unshaken foundations of selfishness. Mrs. Cyrus was a
+ Goliath of silliness; when billowing black clouds heaped themselves in the
+ west on a hot afternoon, she turned pale with apprehension, and the
+ Captain and Cyrus ran for four tumblers, into which they put the legs of
+ her bed, where, cowering among the feathers, she lay cold with fear and
+ perspiration. Every night the Captain screwed down all the windows on the
+ lower floor; in the morning Cyrus pulled the screws out. Cyrus had a
+ pretty taste in horseflesh, but Gussie cried so when he once bought a
+ trotter that he had long ago resigned himself to a friendly beast of
+ twenty-seven years, who could not go much out of a walk because he had
+ string-halt in both hind legs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But one must not be too hard on Mrs. Cyrus. In the first place, she was
+ not born in Old Chester. But, added to that, just think of her name! The
+ effect of names upon character is not considered as it should be. If one
+ is called Gussie for thirty years, it is almost impossible not to become
+ gussie after a while. Mrs. Cyrus could not be Augusta; few women can; but
+ it was easy to be gussie&mdash;irresponsible, silly, selfish. She had a
+ vague, flat laugh, she ate a great deal of candy, and she was afraid of&mdash;But
+ one cannot catalogue Mrs. Cyrus's fears. They were as the sands of the sea
+ for number. And these two men were governed by them. Only when the secrets
+ of all hearts shall be revealed will it be understood why a man loves a
+ fool; but why he obeys her is obvious enough: Fear is the greatest power
+ in the world; Gussie was afraid of thunder-storms, or what not; but the
+ Captain and Cyrus were afraid of Gussie! A hint of tears in her pale eyes,
+ and her husband would sigh with anxiety and Captain Price slip his pipe in
+ his pocket and sneak out of the room. Doubtless Cyrus would often have
+ been glad to follow him, but the old gentleman glared when his son showed
+ a desire for his company.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Want to come and smoke with me? 'Your granny was Murray!'&mdash;you're
+ sojering. You're first mate; you belong on the bridge in storms. I'm
+ before the mast. Tend to your business!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was forty-eight years before Letty and Alfred saw each other again&mdash;or
+ at least before persons calling themselves by those old names saw each
+ other. Were they Letty and Alfred&mdash;this tousled, tangled,
+ good-humored old man, ruddy and cowed, and this small, bright-eyed old
+ lady, led about by a devoted daughter? Certainly these two persons bore no
+ resemblance to the boy and girl torn from each other's arms that cold
+ December night. Alfred had been mild and slow; Captain Price (except when
+ his daughter-in-law raised her finger) was a pleasant old roaring lion.
+ Letty had been a gay, high-spirited little creature, not as retiring,
+ perhaps, as a young female should be, and certainly self-willed; Mrs.
+ North was completely under the thumb of her daughter Mary. Not that &ldquo;under
+ the thumb&rdquo; means unhappiness; Mary North desired only her mother's
+ welfare, and lived fiercely for that single purpose. From morning until
+ night (and, indeed, until morning again, for she rose often from her bed
+ to see that there was no draught from the crack of the open window), all
+ through the twenty-four hours she was on duty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When this excellent daughter appeared in Old Chester and said she was
+ going to hire a house, and bring her mother back to end her days in the
+ home of her girlhood, Old Chester displayed a friendly interest; when she
+ decided upon a house on Main Street, directly opposite Captain Price's, it
+ began to recall the romance of that thwarted elopement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you suppose she knows that story about old Alfred Price and her
+ mother?&rdquo; said Old Chester; and it looked sidewise at Miss North with
+ polite curiosity. This was not altogether because of her mother's romantic
+ past, but because of her own manners and clothes. With painful exactness,
+ Miss North endeavored to follow the fashion; but she looked as if articles
+ of clothing had been thrown at her and some had stuck. As to her manners,
+ Old Chester was divided. Mrs. Barkley said she hadn't any. Dr. Lavendar
+ said she was shy. But, as Mrs. Drayton said, that was just like Dr.
+ Lavendar, always making excuses for wrong-doing!&mdash;&ldquo;Which,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+ Drayton, &ldquo;is a strange thing for a minister to do. For my part, I cannot
+ understand impoliteness in a <i>Christian</i> female. But we must not
+ judge,&rdquo; Mrs. Drayton ended, with what Willy King called her &ldquo;holy look.&rdquo;
+ Without wishing to &ldquo;judge,&rdquo; it may be said that, in the matter of manners,
+ Miss Mary North, palpitatingly anxious to be polite, told the truth. She
+ said things that other people only thought. When Mrs. Willy King remarked
+ that, though she did not pretend to be a good housekeeper, she had the
+ backs of her pictures dusted every other day, Miss North, her chin
+ trembling with shyness, said, with a panting smile:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's not good for housekeeping; it's foolish waste of time.&rdquo; Which was
+ very rude, of course&mdash;though Old Chester was not as displeased as you
+ might have supposed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While Miss North, timorous and truthful (and determined to be polite), was
+ putting the house in order before sending for her mother, Old Chester
+ invited her to tea, and asked her many questions about Letty and the late
+ Mr. North. But nobody asked whether she knew that her opposite neighbor,
+ Captain Price, might have been her father;&mdash;at least that was the way
+ Miss Ellen's girls expressed it. Captain Price himself did not enlighten
+ the daughter he did not have; but he went rolling across the street, and
+ pulling off his big shabby felt hat, stood at the foot of the steps, and
+ roared out: &ldquo;Morning! Anything I can do for you?&rdquo; Miss North, indoors,
+ hanging window-curtains, her mouth full of tacks, shook her head. Then she
+ removed the tacks and came to the front door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you smoke, sir?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Captain Price removed his pipe from his mouth and looked at it. &ldquo;Why! I
+ believe I do, sometimes,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I inquired,&rdquo; said Miss North, smiling tremulously, her hands gripped hard
+ together, &ldquo;because, if you do, I will ask you to desist when passing our
+ windows.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Captain Price was so dumbfounded that for a moment words failed him. Then
+ he said, meekly, &ldquo;Does your mother object to tobacco smoke, ma'am?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is injurious to all ladies' throats,&rdquo; said Miss North, her voice
+ quivering and determined.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Does your mother resemble you, madam?&rdquo; said Captain Price, slowly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh no! my mother is pretty. She has my eyes, but that's all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't mean in looks,&rdquo; said the old man; &ldquo;she did not look in the least
+ like you; not in the least! I mean in her views?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Her views? I don't think my mother has any particular views,&rdquo; Miss North
+ answered, hesitatingly; &ldquo;I spare her all thought,&rdquo; she ended, and her thin
+ face bloomed suddenly with love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Chester rocked with the Captain's report of his call; and Mrs. Cyrus
+ told her husband that she only wished this lady would stop his father's
+ smoking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Just look at his ashes,&rdquo; said Gussie; &ldquo;I put saucers round everywhere to
+ catch 'em, but he shakes 'em off anywhere&mdash;right on the carpet! And
+ if you say anything, he just says, 'Oh, they'll keep the moths away!' I
+ worry so for fear he'll set the house on fire.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Cyrus was so moved by Miss North's active mission-work that the very
+ next day she wandered across the street to call. &ldquo;I hope I'm not
+ interrupting you,&rdquo; she began, &ldquo;but I thought I'd just&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes; you are,&rdquo; said Miss North; &ldquo;but never mind; stay, if you want to.&rdquo;
+ She tried to smile, but she looked at the duster which she had put down
+ upon Mrs. Cyrus's entrance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gussie wavered as to whether to take offence, but decided not to;&mdash;at
+ least not until she could make the remark which was buzzing in her small
+ mind. It seemed strange, she said, that Mrs. North should come, not only
+ to Old Chester, but right across the street from Captain Price!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; said Mary North, briefly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Why</i>?&rdquo; said Mrs. Cyrus, with faint animation. &ldquo;Why, don't you know
+ about your mother and my father-in-law?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your father-in-law?&mdash;my mother?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, you know,&rdquo; said Mrs. Cyrus, with her light cackle, &ldquo;your mother was
+ a little romantic when she was young. No doubt she has conquered it now.
+ But she tried to elope with my father-in-law.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, bygones should be bygones,&rdquo; Mrs. Cyrus said, soothingly; &ldquo;forgive and
+ forget, you know. If there's anything I can do to assist you, ma'am, I'll
+ send my husband over;&rdquo; and then she lounged away, leaving poor Mary North
+ silent with indignation. But that night at tea Gussie said that she
+ thought strong-minded ladies were very unladylike; &ldquo;they say she's
+ strong-minded,&rdquo; she added, languidly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lady!&rdquo; said the Captain. &ldquo;She's a man-o'-war's man in petticoats.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gussie giggled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She's as thin as a lath,&rdquo; the Captain declared; &ldquo;if it hadn't been for
+ her face, I wouldn't have known whether she was coming bow or stern on.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said Mrs. Cyrus, &ldquo;that that woman has some motive in bringing
+ her mother back here; and <i>right across the street</i>, too!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What motive?&rdquo; said Cyrus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Augusta waited for conjugal privacy to explain herself: &ldquo;Cyrus, I
+ worry so, because I'm sure that woman thinks she can catch your father
+ again.&mdash;Oh, just listen to that harmonicon downstairs! It sets my
+ teeth on edge!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Cyrus, the silent, servile first mate, broke out: &ldquo;Gussie, you're a
+ fool!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Augusta cried all night, and showed herself at the breakfast-table
+ lantern-jawed and sunken-eyed; and her father-in-law judged it wise to
+ sprinkle his cigar ashes behind the stable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day that Mrs. North arrived in Old Chester, Mrs. Cyrus commanded the
+ situation; she saw the daughter get out of the stage, and hurry into the
+ house for a chair so that the mother might descend more easily. She also
+ saw a little, white-haired old lady take that opportunity to leap nimbly,
+ and quite unaided, from the swinging step.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, mother!&rdquo; expostulated Mary North, chair in hand, and breathless,
+ &ldquo;you might have broken your limb! Here, take my arm.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meekly, after her moment of freedom, the little lady put her hand on that
+ gaunt arm, and tripped up the path and into the house, where, alas!
+ Augusta Price lost sight of them. Yet even she, with all her disapproval
+ of strong-minded ladies, must have admired the tenderness of the
+ man-o'-war's man. Miss North put her mother into a big chair, and hurried
+ to bring a dish of curds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm not hungry,&rdquo; protested Mrs. North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never mind. It will do you good.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With a sigh the little old lady ate the curds, looking about her with
+ curious eyes. &ldquo;Why, we're right across the street from the old Price
+ house!&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you know them, mother?&rdquo; demanded Miss North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dear me, yes,&rdquo; said Mrs. North, twinkling; &ldquo;why, I'd forgotten all about
+ it, but the eldest boy&mdash;Now, what was his name? Al&mdash;something.
+ Alfred,&mdash;Albert; no, Alfred. He was a beau of mine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mother! I don't think it's refined to use such a word.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, he wanted me to elope with him,&rdquo; Mrs. North said, gayly; &ldquo;if that
+ isn't being a beau, I don't know what is. I haven't thought of it for
+ years.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you've finished your curds you must lie down,&rdquo; said Miss North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I'll just look about&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No; you are tired. You must lie down.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who is that stout old gentleman going into the Price house?&rdquo; Mrs. North
+ said, lingering at the window.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, that's your Alfred Price,&rdquo; her daughter answered; and added that she
+ hoped her mother would be pleased with the house. &ldquo;We have boarded so
+ long, I think you'll enjoy a home of your own.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed I shall!&rdquo; cried Mrs. North, her eyes snapping with delight. &ldquo;Mary,
+ I'll wash the breakfast dishes, as my mother used to do!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh no,&rdquo; Mary North protested; &ldquo;it would tire you. I mean to take every
+ care from your mind.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But,&rdquo; Mrs. North pleaded, &ldquo;you have so much to do; and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never mind about me,&rdquo; said the daughter, earnestly; &ldquo;you are my first
+ consideration.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know it, my dear,&rdquo; said Mrs. North, meekly. And when Old Chester came
+ to make its call, one of the first things she said was that her Mary was
+ such a good daughter. Miss North, her anxious face red with determination,
+ bore out the assertion by constantly interrupting the conversation to
+ bring a footstool, or shut a window, or put a shawl over her mother's
+ knees. &ldquo;My mother's limb troubles her,&rdquo; she explained to visitors (in
+ point of modesty, Mary North did not leave her mother a leg to stand on);
+ then she added, breathlessly, with her tremulous smile, that she wished
+ they would please not talk too much. &ldquo;Conversation tires her,&rdquo; she
+ explained. At which the little, pretty old lady opened and closed her
+ hands, and protested that she was not tired at all. But the callers
+ departed. As the door closed behind them, Mrs. North was ready to cry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, Mary, really!&rdquo; she began.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mother, I don't care! I don't like to say things like that, though I'm
+ sure I always try to say them politely. But to save you I would say
+ anything!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I enjoy seeing people, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is bad for you to be tired,&rdquo; Mary said, her thin face quivering still
+ with the effort she had made; &ldquo;and they sha'n't tire you while I am here
+ to protect you.&rdquo; And her protection never flagged. When Captain Price
+ called, she asked him to please converse in a low tone, as noise was bad
+ for her mother. &ldquo;He had been here a good while before I came in,&rdquo; she
+ defended herself to Mrs. North, afterwards; &ldquo;and I'm sure I spoke
+ politely.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fact was, the day the Captain came, Miss North was out. Her mother had
+ seen him pounding up the street, and hurrying to the door, called out,
+ gayly, in her little, old, piping voice, &ldquo;Alfred&mdash;Alfred Price!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain turned and looked at her. There was just one moment's pause;
+ perhaps be tried to bridge the years, and to believe that it was Letty who
+ spoke to him&mdash;Letty, whom he had last seen that wintry night, pale
+ and weeping, in the slender green sheath of a fur-trimmed pelisse. If so,
+ he gave it up; this plump, white-haired, bright-eyed old lady, in a
+ wide-spreading, rustling black silk dress, was not Letty. It was Mrs.
+ North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain came across the street, waving his newspaper, and saying, &ldquo;So
+ you've cast anchor in the old port, ma'am?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My daughter is not at home; do come in,&rdquo; she said, smiling and nodding.
+ Captain Price hesitated; then he put his pipe in his pocket and followed
+ her into the parlor. &ldquo;Sit down,&rdquo; she cried, gayly. &ldquo;Well, <i>Alfred!</i>&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&mdash;<i>Mrs. North!</i>&rdquo; he said; and then they both laughed, and
+ she began to ask questions: Who was dead? Who had so and so married?
+ &ldquo;There are not many of us left,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;The two Ferris girls and
+ Theophilus Morrison and Johnny Gordon&mdash;he came to see me yesterday.
+ And Matty Dilworth; she was younger than I,&mdash;oh, by ten years. She
+ married the oldest Barkley boy, didn't she? I hear he didn't turn out
+ well. You married his sister, didn't you? Was it the oldest girl or the
+ second sister?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was the second&mdash;Jane. Yes, poor Jane. I lost her in fifty-five.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You have children?&rdquo; she said, sympathetically.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've got a boy,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;but he's married.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My girl has never married; she's a good daughter,&rdquo;&mdash;Mrs. North broke
+ off with a nervous laugh; &ldquo;here she is, now!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary North, who had suddenly appeared in the doorway, gave a questioning
+ sniff, and the Captain's hand sought his guilty pocket; but Miss North
+ only said: &ldquo;How do you do, sir? Now, mother, don't talk too much and get
+ tired.&rdquo; She stopped and tried to smile, but the painful color came into
+ her face. &ldquo;And&mdash;if you please, Captain Price, will you speak in a low
+ tone? Large, noisy persons exhaust the oxygen in the air, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>&ldquo;Mary!&rdquo;</i> cried poor Mrs. North; but the Captain, clutching his old
+ felt hat, began to hoist himself up from the sofa, scattering ashes about
+ as he did so. Mary North compressed her lips.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I tell my daughter-in-law they'll keep the moths away,&rdquo; the old gentleman
+ said, sheepishly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I use camphor,&rdquo; said Miss North. &ldquo;Flora must bring a dust-pan.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Flora?&rdquo; Alfred Price said. &ldquo;Now, what's my association with that name?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She was our old cook,&rdquo; Mrs. North explained; &ldquo;this Flora is her daughter.
+ But you never saw old Flora?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, yes, I did,&rdquo; the old man said, slowly. &ldquo;Yes. I remember Flora. Well,
+ good-by,&mdash;Mrs. North.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good-by, Alfred. Come again,&rdquo; she said, cheerfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mother, here's your beef tea,&rdquo; said a brief voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alfred Price fled. He met his son just as he was entering his own house,
+ and burst into a confidence: &ldquo;Cy, my boy, come aft and splice the
+ main-brace. Cyrus, what a female! She knocked me higher than Gilroy's
+ kite. And her mother was as sweet a girl as you ever saw!&rdquo; He drew his son
+ into a little, low-browed, dingy room at the end of the hall. Its grimy
+ untidiness matched the old Captain's clothes, but it was his one spot of
+ refuge in his own house; here he could scatter his tobacco ashes almost
+ unrebuked, and play on his harmonicon without seeing Gussie wince and draw
+ in her breath; for Mrs. Cyrus rarely entered the &ldquo;cabin.&rdquo; &ldquo;I worry so
+ about its disorderliness that I won't go in,&rdquo; she used to say, in a
+ resigned way. And the Captain accepted her decision with resignation of
+ his own. &ldquo;Crafts of your bottom can't navigate in these waters,&rdquo; he
+ agreed, earnestly; and, indeed, the room was so cluttered with his
+ belongings that voluminous hoop-skirts could not get steerageway. &ldquo;He has
+ so much rubbish,&rdquo; Gussie complained; but it was precious rubbish to the
+ old man. His chest was behind the door; a blowfish, stuffed and varnished,
+ hung from the ceiling; two colored prints of the &ldquo;Barque <i>Letty M</i>.,
+ 800 tons,&rdquo; decorated the walls; his sextant, polished daily by his big,
+ clumsy hands, hung over the mantelpiece, on which were many dusty
+ treasures&mdash;the mahogany spoke of an old steering-wheel; a whale's
+ tooth; two Chinese wrestlers, in ivory; a fan of spreading white coral; a
+ conch-shell, its beautiful red lip serving to hold a loose bunch of
+ cigars. In the chimney-breast was a little door, and the Captain, pulling
+ his son into the room after that call on Mrs. North, fumbled in his
+ pockets for the key. &ldquo;Here,&rdquo; he said; (&ldquo;as the Governor of North Carolina
+ said to the Governor of South Carolina)&mdash;Cyrus, she gave her mother
+ <i>beef tea!</i>&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Cyrus was to receive still further enlightenment on the subject of his
+ opposite neighbor:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She called him in. I heard her, with my own ears! 'Alfred,' she said,
+ 'come in.' Cyrus, she has designs; oh, I worry so about it! He ought to be
+ protected. He is very old, and, of course, foolish. You ought to check it
+ at once.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gussie, I don't like you to talk that way about my father,&rdquo; Cyrus began.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll like it less later on. He'll go and see her to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why shouldn't he go and see her to-morrow?&rdquo; Cyrus said, and added a
+ modest bad word; which made Gussie cry. And yet, in spite of what his wife
+ called his &ldquo;blasphemy,&rdquo; Cyrus began to be vaguely uncomfortable whenever
+ he saw his father put his pipe in his pocket and go across the street. And
+ as the winter brightened into spring, the Captain went quite often. So,
+ for that matter, did other old friends of Mrs. North's generation, who by
+ and by began to smile at each other, and say, &ldquo;Well, Alfred and Letty are
+ great friends!&rdquo; For, because Captain Price lived right across the street,
+ he went most of all. At least, that was what Miss North said to herself
+ with obvious common sense&mdash;until Mrs. Cyrus put her on the right
+ track....
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What!&rdquo; gasped Mary North. &ldquo;But it's impossible!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It would be very unbecoming, considering their years,&rdquo; said Gussie; &ldquo;but
+ I worry so, because, you know, nothing is impossible when people are
+ foolish; and of course, at their age, they are apt to be foolish.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the seed was dropped. Certainly he did come very often. Certainly her
+ mother seemed very glad to see him. Certainly they had very long talks.
+ Mary North shivered with apprehension. But it was not until a week later
+ that this miserable suspicion grew strong enough to find words. It was
+ after tea, and the two ladies were sitting before a little fire. Mary
+ North had wrapped a shawl about her mother, and given her a footstool, and
+ pushed her chair nearer the fire, and then pulled it away, and opened and
+ shut the parlor door three times to regulate the draught. Then she sat
+ down in the corner of the sofa, exhausted but alert.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If there's anything you want, mother, you'll be sure and tell me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, my dear.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think I'd better put another shawl over your limbs?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh no, indeed!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you <i>sure</i> you don't feel a draught?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, Mary; and it wouldn't hurt me if I did!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was only trying to make you comfortable,&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know that, my dear; you are a very good daughter. Mary, I think it
+ would be nice if I made a cake. So many people call, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll make it to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I'll make it myself,&rdquo; Mrs. North protested, eagerly; &ldquo;I'd really
+ enjoy&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Mother!</i> Tire yourself out in the kitchen? No, indeed! Flora and I
+ will see to it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. North sighed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her daughter sighed too; then suddenly burst out: &ldquo;Old Captain Price comes
+ here pretty often.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. North nodded, pleasantly. &ldquo;That daughter-in-law doesn't half take
+ care of him. His clothes are dreadfully shabby. There was a button off his
+ coat to-day. And she's a foolish creature.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Foolish? she's an unladylike person!&rdquo; cried Miss North, with so much
+ feeling that her mother looked at her in mild astonishment. &ldquo;And coarse,
+ too,&rdquo; said Mary North; &ldquo;I think married ladies are apt to be coarse. From
+ association with men, I suppose.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What has she done?&rdquo; demanded Mrs. North, much interested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She hinted that he&mdash;that you&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That he came here to&mdash;to see you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, who else would he come to see? Not you!&rdquo; said her mother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She hinted that he might want to&mdash;to marry you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&mdash;upon my word! I knew she was a ridiculous creature, but
+ really&mdash;!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary's face softened with relief. &ldquo;Of course she is foolish; but&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Poor Alfred! What has he ever done to have such a daughter-in-law? Mary,
+ the Lord gives us our children; but <i>Somebody Else</i> gives us our
+ in-laws!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mother!&rdquo; said Mary North, horrified, &ldquo;you do say such things! But really
+ he oughtn't to come so often. I'll&mdash;I'll take you away from Old
+ Chester rather than have him bother you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mary, you are just as foolish as his daughter-in-law,&rdquo; said Mrs. North,
+ impatiently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, somehow, poor Mary North's heart sank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor was she the only perturbed person in town that night. Mrs. Cyrus had a
+ headache, so it was necessary for Cyrus to hold her hand and assure her
+ that Willy King said a headache did not mean brain fever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Willy King doesn't know everything. If he had headaches like mine, he
+ wouldn't be so sure. I am always worrying about things, and I believe my
+ brain can't stand it. And now I've got your father to worry about!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better try and sleep, Gussie. I'll put some Kaliston on your head.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Kaliston! Kaliston won't keep me from worrying.&mdash;Oh, listen to that
+ harmonicon!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gussie, I'm sure he isn't thinking of Mrs. North.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mrs. North is thinking of him, which is a great deal more dangerous.
+ Cyrus, you <i>must</i> ask Dr. Lavendar to interfere.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As this was at least the twentieth assault upon poor Cyrus's common sense,
+ the citadel trembled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you wish me to go into brain fever before your eyes, just from worry?&rdquo;
+ Gussie demanded. &ldquo;You <i>must</i> go!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, maybe, perhaps, to-morrow&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To-night&mdash;to-night,&rdquo; said Augusta, faintly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Cyrus surrendered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look under the bed before you go,&rdquo; Gussie murmured.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cyrus looked. &ldquo;Nobody there,&rdquo; he said, reassuringly; and went on tiptoe
+ out of the darkened, cologne-scented room. But as he passed along the
+ hall, and saw his father in his little cabin of a room, smoking placidly,
+ and polishing his sextant with loving hands, Cyrus's heart reproached him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How's her head, Cy?&rdquo; the Captain called out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, better, I guess,&rdquo; Cyrus said.&mdash;(&ldquo;I'll be hanged if I speak to
+ Dr. Lavendar!&rdquo;)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's good,&rdquo; said the Captain, beginning to hoist himself up out of his
+ chair. &ldquo;Going out? Hold hard, and I'll go 'long. I want to call on Mrs.
+ North.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cyrus stiffened. &ldquo;Cold night, sir,&rdquo; he remonstrated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Your granny was Murray, and wore a black nightcap!'&rdquo; said the Captain;
+ &ldquo;you are getting delicate in your old age, Cy.&rdquo; He got up, and plunged
+ into his coat, and tramped out, slamming the door heartily behind him; for
+ which, later, poor Cyrus got the credit. &ldquo;Where you bound?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh&mdash;down-street,&rdquo; said Cyrus, vaguely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sealed orders?&rdquo; said the Captain, with never a bit of curiosity in his
+ big, kind voice; and Cyrus felt as small as he was. But when he left the
+ old man at Mrs. North's door, he was uneasy again. Maybe Gussie was right!
+ Women are keener about those things than men. And his uneasiness actually
+ carried him to Dr. Lavendar's study, where he tried to appear at ease by
+ patting Danny.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's the matter with you, Cyrus?&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar, looking at him
+ over his spectacles. (Dr. Lavendar, in his wicked old heart, always wanted
+ to call this young man Cipher; but, so far, grace had been given him to
+ withstand temptation.) &ldquo;What's wrong?&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Cyrus, somehow, told his troubles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At first Dr. Lavendar chuckled; then he frowned. &ldquo;Gussie put you up to
+ this, Cy&mdash;<i>rus</i>?&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, my wife's a woman,&rdquo; Cyrus began, &ldquo;and they're keener on such
+ matters than men; and she said perhaps you would&mdash;would&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>&ldquo;What?&rdquo;</i> Dr. Lavendar rapped on the table with the bowl of his pipe,
+ so loudly that Danny opened one eye. &ldquo;Would what?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; Cyrus stammered, &ldquo;you know, Dr. Lavendar, as Gussie says, 'there's
+ no fo&mdash;'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You needn't finish it,&rdquo; Dr. Lavendar interrupted, dryly; &ldquo;I've heard it
+ before. Gussie didn't say anything about a young fool, did she?&rdquo; Then he
+ eyed Cyrus. &ldquo;Or a middle-aged one? I've seen middle-aged fools that could
+ beat us old fellows hollow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, but Mrs. North is far beyond middle age,&rdquo; said Cyrus, earnestly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dr. Lavendar shook his head. &ldquo;Well, well!&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;To think that Alfred
+ Price should have such a&mdash;And yet he is as sensible a man as I know!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Until now,&rdquo; Cyrus amended. &ldquo;But Gussie thought you'd better caution him.
+ We don't want him, at his time of life, to make a mistake.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's much more to the point that I should caution you not to make a
+ mistake,&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar; and then he rapped on the table again,
+ sharply. &ldquo;The Captain has no such idea&mdash;unless Gussie has given it to
+ him. Cyrus, my advice to you is to go home and tell your wife not to be a
+ goose. I'll tell her, if you want me to?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh no, no!&rdquo; said Cyrus, very much frightened. &ldquo;I'm afraid you'd hurt her
+ feelings.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm afraid I should,&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was so plainly out of temper that Cyrus finally slunk off, uncomforted
+ and afraid to meet Gussie's eye, even under its bandage of a
+ cologne-scented handkerchief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However, he had to meet it, and he tried to make the best of his own
+ humiliation by saying that Dr. Lavendar was shocked at such an idea. &ldquo;He
+ said father had always been so sensible; he didn't believe he would think
+ of such a dreadful thing. And neither do I, Gussie, honestly,&rdquo; Cyrus said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But Mrs. North isn't sensible,&rdquo; Gussie protested, &ldquo;and she'll&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dr. Lavendar said 'there was no fool like a middle-aged fool,'&rdquo; Cyrus
+ agreed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Middle-aged! She's as old as Methuselah!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's what I told him,&rdquo; said Cyrus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the end of April Old Chester smiled. How could it help it? Gussie
+ worried so that she took frequent occasion to point out possibilities; and
+ after the first gasp of incredulity, one could hear a faint echo of the
+ giggles of forty-eight years before. Mary North heard it, and her heart
+ burned within her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's got to stop,&rdquo; she said to herself, passionately; &ldquo;I must speak to
+ his son.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But her throat was dry at the thought. It seemed as if it would kill her
+ to speak to a man on such a subject&mdash;even to such a man as Cyrus.
+ But, poor, shy tigress! to save her mother, what would she not do? In her
+ pain and fright she said to Mrs. North that if that old man kept on making
+ her uncomfortable and conspicuous, they would leave Old Chester!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. North twinkled with amusement when Mary, in her strained and
+ quivering voice, began, but her jaw dropped at those last words; Mary was
+ capable of carrying her off at a day's notice! The little old lady
+ trembled with distressed reassurances; but Captain Price continued to
+ call.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And that was how it came about that this devoted daughter, after days of
+ exasperation and nights of anxiety, reached a point of tense
+ determination. She would go and see the man's son, and say ... that
+ afternoon, as she stood before the swinging glass on her high bureau,
+ tying her bonnet-strings, she tried to think what she would say. She hoped
+ God would give her words&mdash;polite words; &ldquo;for I <i>must</i> be
+ polite,&rdquo; she reminded herself desperately. When she started across the
+ street her paisley shawl had slipped from one shoulder, so that the point
+ dragged on the flagstones; she had split her right glove up the back, and
+ her bonnet was jolted over sidewise; but the thick Chantilly veil hid the
+ quiver of her chin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gussie met her with effusion, and Mary, striving to be polite, smiled
+ painfully, and said,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't want to see you; I want to see your husband.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gussie tossed her head; but she made haste to call Cyrus, who came
+ shambling along the hall from the cabin. The parlor was dark; for though
+ it was a day of sunshine and merry May wind, Gussie kept the shutters
+ bowed, but Cyrus could see the pale intensity of his visitor's face. There
+ was a moment's silence, broken by a distant harmonicon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Price,&rdquo; said Mary North, with pale, courageous lips, &ldquo;you must stop
+ your father.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cyrus opened his weak mouth to ask an explanation, but Gussie rushed in.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are quite right, ma'am. Cyrus worries so about it (of course we know
+ what you refer to). And Cyrus says it ought to be checked immediately, to
+ save the old gentleman!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You must stop him,&rdquo; said Mary North, &ldquo;for my mother's sake.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well&mdash;&rdquo; Cyrus began.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you cautioned your mother?&rdquo; Gussie demanded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; Miss North said, briefly. To talk to this woman of her mother made
+ her wince, but it had to be done. &ldquo;Will you speak to your father, Mr.
+ Price?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course he will!&rdquo; Gussie broke in; &ldquo;Cyrus, he is in the cabin now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, to-morrow I&mdash;&rdquo; Cyrus got up and sidled towards the door.
+ &ldquo;Anyhow, I don't believe he's thinking of such a thing.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Miss North,&rdquo; said Gussie, rising &ldquo;<i>I</i> will do it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What, <i>now?</i>&rdquo; faltered Mary North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said Mrs. Cyrus, firmly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; said Miss North, &ldquo;I&mdash;I think I will go home. Gentlemen, when
+ they are crossed, speak so&mdash;so earnestly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gussie nodded. The joy of action and of combat entered suddenly into her
+ little soul; she never looked less vulgar than at that moment. Cyrus had
+ disappeared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mary North, white and trembling, hurried out. A wheezing strain from the
+ harmonicon followed her into the May sunshine, then ended, abruptly;&mdash;Mrs.
+ Price had begun! On her own door-step Miss North stopped and listened,
+ holding her breath for an outburst.... It came. A roar of laughter. Then
+ silence. Mary North stood, motionless, in her own parlor; her shawl,
+ hanging from one elbow, trailed behind her; her other glove had split; her
+ bonnet was blown back and over one ear; her heart was pounding in her
+ throat. She was perfectly aware that she had done an unheard-of thing.
+ &ldquo;But,&rdquo; she said, aloud, &ldquo;I'd do it again. I'd do anything to protect her.
+ But I hope I was polite?&rdquo; Then she thought how courageous Mrs. Cyrus was.
+ &ldquo;She's as brave as a lion!&rdquo; said Mary North. Yet had Miss North been able
+ to stand at the Captain's door, she would have witnessed cowardice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gussie, I wouldn't cry. Confound that female, coming over and stirring
+ you up! Now don't, Gussie! Why, I never thought of&mdash;Gussie, I
+ wouldn't cry&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have worried almost to death. Pro-promise!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, your granny was Mur&mdash;Gussie, my dear, now <i>don't</i>.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dr. Lavendar said you'd always been so sensible; he said he didn't see
+ how you could think of such a dreadful thing.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What! Lavendar? I'll thank Lavendar to mind his business!&rdquo; Captain Price
+ forgot Gussie; he spoke &ldquo;earnestly.&rdquo; &ldquo;Dog-gone these people that pry into&mdash;Oh,
+ now, Gussie, <i>don't!</i>&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've worried so awfully,&rdquo; said Mrs. Cyrus. &ldquo;Everybody is talking about
+ you. And Dr. Lavendar is so&mdash;so angry about it; and now the daughter
+ has charged on me as though it is my fault!&mdash;Of course, she is queer,
+ but&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Queer? she's queer as Dick's hatband! Why do you listen to her? Gussie,
+ such an idea never entered my head,&mdash;or Mrs. North's either.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh yes, it has! Her daughter said that she had had to speak to her&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Captain Price, dumbfounded, forgot his fear and burst out: &ldquo;You're a pack
+ of fools, the whole caboodle! I swear I&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, <i>don't</i> blaspheme!&rdquo; said Gussie, faintly, and staggered a
+ little, so that all the Captain's terror returned. <i>If she fainted!</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hi, there, Cyrus! Come aft, will you? Gussie's getting white around the
+ gills&mdash;Cyrus!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cyrus came, running, and between them they get the swooning Gussie to her
+ room. Afterwards, when Cyrus tiptoed down-stairs, he found the Captain at
+ the cabin door. The old man beckoned mysteriously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cy, my boy, come in here;&rdquo;&mdash;he hunted about in his pocket for the
+ key of the cupboard;&mdash;&ldquo;Cyrus, I'll tell you what happened: that
+ female across the street came in, and told poor Gussie some cock-and-bull
+ story about her mother and me!&rdquo; The Captain chuckled, and picked up his
+ harmonicon. &ldquo;It scared the life out of Gussie,&rdquo; he said; then, with sudden
+ angry gravity,&mdash;&ldquo;These people that poke their noses into other
+ people's business ought to be thrashed. Well, I'm going over to see Mrs.
+ North.&rdquo; And off he stumped, leaving Cyrus staring after him, open-mouthed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If Mary North had been at home, she would have met him with all the
+ agonized courage of shyness and a good conscience. But she had fled out of
+ the house, and down along the River Road, to be alone and regain her
+ self-control.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain, however, was not seeking Miss North. He opened the front
+ door, and advancing to the foot of the stairs, called up: &ldquo;Ahoy, there!
+ Mrs. North!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. North came trotting out to answer the summons. &ldquo;Why, Alfred!&rdquo; she
+ exclaimed, looking over the banisters, &ldquo;when did you come in? I didn't
+ hear the bell ring. I'll come right down.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It didn't ring; I walked in,&rdquo; said the Captain. And Mrs. North came
+ downstairs, perhaps a little stiffly, but as pretty an old lady as you
+ ever saw. Her white curls lay against faintly pink cheeks, and her lace
+ cap had a pink bow on it. But she looked anxious and uncomfortable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ (&ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; she was saying to herself, &ldquo;I do hope Mary's out!)&mdash;Well,
+ Alfred?&rdquo; she said; but her voice was frightened.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain stumped along in front of her into the parlor, and motioned
+ her to a seat. &ldquo;Mrs. North,&rdquo; he said, his face red, his eye hard, &ldquo;some
+ jack-donkeys have been poking their noses (of course they're females) into
+ our affairs; and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Alfred, isn't it horrid in them?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Darn 'em!&rdquo; said the Captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It makes me mad!&rdquo; cried Mrs. North; then her spirit wavered. &ldquo;Mary is so
+ foolish; she says she'll&mdash;she'll take me away from Old Chester. I
+ laughed at first, it was so foolish. But when she said that-oh <i>dear!</i>&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, but, my dear madam, say you won't go. Ain't you skipper?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I'm not,&rdquo; she said, dolefully. &ldquo;Mary brought me here, and she'll take
+ me away, if she thinks it best. Best for <i>me</i>, you know. Mary is a
+ good daughter, Alfred. I don't want you to think she isn't. But she's
+ foolish. Unmarried women are apt to be foolish.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain thought of Gussie, and sighed. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he said, with the
+ simple candor of the sea, &ldquo;I guess there ain't much difference in 'em,
+ married or unmarried.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the interference makes me mad,&rdquo; Mrs. North declared, hotly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Damn the whole crew!&rdquo; said the Captain; and the old lady laughed
+ delightedly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you, Alfred!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My daughter-in-law is crying her eyes out,&rdquo; the Captain sighed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tck!&rdquo; said Mrs. North; &ldquo;Alfred, you have no sense. Let her cry. It's good
+ for her!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh no,&rdquo; said the Captain, shocked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're a perfect slave to her,&rdquo; cried Mrs. North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No more than you are to your daughter,&rdquo; Captain Price defended himself;
+ and Mrs. North sighed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We are just real foolish, Alfred, to listen to 'em. As if we didn't know
+ what was good for us.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;People have interfered with us a good deal, first and last,&rdquo; the Captain
+ said, grimly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The faint color in Mrs. North's cheeks suddenly deepened. &ldquo;So they have,&rdquo;
+ she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain shook his head in a discouraged way; he took his pipe out of
+ his pocket and looked at it absent-mindedly. &ldquo;I suppose I can stay at
+ home, and let 'em get over it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stay at home? Why, you'd far better&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What?&rdquo; said the Captain, dolefully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come oftener!&rdquo; cried the old lady. &ldquo;Let 'em get over it by getting used
+ to it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Captain Price looked doubtful. &ldquo;But how about your daughter?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. North quailed. &ldquo;I forgot Mary,&rdquo; she admitted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't bother you, coming to see you, do I?&rdquo; the Captain said,
+ anxiously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Alfred, I love to see you. If our children would just let us alone!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;First it was our parents,&rdquo; said Captain Price. He frowned heavily.
+ &ldquo;According to other people, first we were too young to have sense; and now
+ we're too old.&rdquo; He took out his worn old pouch, plugged some shag into his
+ pipe, and struck a match under the mantelpiece. He sighed, with deep
+ discouragement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. North sighed too. Neither of them spoke for a moment; then the little
+ old lady drew a quick breath and flashed a look at him; opened her lips;
+ closed them with a snap; then regarded the toe of her slipper fixedly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain, staring hopelessly, suddenly blinked; then his honest red
+ face slowly broadened into beaming astonishment and satisfaction. <i>&ldquo;Mrs.
+ North&mdash;&rdquo;</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain Price!&rdquo; she parried, breathlessly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So long as our affectionate children have suggested it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Suggested&mdash;what?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let's give 'em something to cry about!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Alfred!</i>&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here: we are two old fools; so they say, anyway. Let's live up to
+ their opinion. I'll get a house for Cyrus and Gussie,&mdash;and your girl
+ can live with 'em, if she wants to!&rdquo; The Captain's bitterness showed then.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She could live here,&rdquo; murmured Mrs. North.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you say?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The little old lady laughed excitedly, and shook her head; the tears stood
+ in her eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you want to leave Old Chester?&rdquo; the Captain demanded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You know I don't,&rdquo; she said, sighing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She'd take you away <i>to-morrow</i>,&rdquo; he threatened, &ldquo;if she knew I had&mdash;I
+ had&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She sha'n't know it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, then, we've got to get spliced to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Alfred, no! I don't believe Dr. Lavendar would&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll have no dealings with Lavendar,&rdquo; the Captain said, with sudden
+ stiffness; &ldquo;he's like all the rest of 'em. I'll get a license in Upper
+ Chester, and we'll go to some parson there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. North's eyes snapped; &ldquo;Oh, no, no!&rdquo; she protested; but in another
+ minute they were shaking hands on it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cyrus and Gussie can live by themselves,&rdquo; said the Captain, joyously,
+ &ldquo;and I'll get that hold cleaned out; she's kept the ports shut ever since
+ she married Cyrus.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I'll make a cake! And I'll take care of your clothes; you really are
+ dreadfully shabby;&rdquo; she turned him round to the light, and brushed off
+ some ashes. The Captain beamed. &ldquo;Poor Alfred! and there's a button off!
+ that daughter-in-law of yours can't sew any more than a cat (and she <i>is</i>
+ a cat!). But I love to mend. Mary has saved me all that. She's such a good
+ daughter&mdash;poor Mary. But she's unmarried, poor child.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However, it was not to-morrow. It was two or three days later that Dr.
+ Lavendar and Danny, jogging along behind Goliath under the buttonwoods on
+ the road to Upper Chester, were somewhat inconvenienced by the dust of a
+ buggy that crawled up and down the hills just a little ahead. The hood of
+ this buggy was up, upon which fact&mdash;it being a May morning of
+ rollicking wind and sunshine&mdash;Dr. Lavendar speculated to his
+ companion: &ldquo;Daniel, the man in that vehicle is either blind and deaf, or
+ else he has something on his conscience; in either case he won't mind our
+ dust, so we'll cut in ahead at the watering-trough. G'on, Goliath!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Goliath had views of his own about the watering-trough, and instead of
+ passing the hooded buggy, which had stopped there, he insisted upon
+ drawing up beside it. &ldquo;Now, look here,&rdquo; Dr. Lavendar remonstrated, &ldquo;you
+ know you're not thirsty.&rdquo; But Goliath plunged his nose down into the cool
+ depths of the great iron caldron, into which, from a hollow log, ran a
+ musical drip of water. Dr. Lavendar and Danny, awaiting his pleasure,
+ could hear a murmur of voices from the depths of the eccentric vehicle
+ which put up a hood on such a day; when suddenly Dr. Lavendar's eye fell
+ on the hind legs of the other horse. &ldquo;That's Cipher's trotter,&rdquo; he said to
+ himself, and leaning out, cried: &ldquo;Hi! Cy?&rdquo; At which the other horse was
+ drawn in with a jerk, and Captain Price's agitated face peered out from
+ under the hood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where! Where's Cyrus?&rdquo; Then he caught sight of Dr. Lavendar. &ldquo;'<i>The
+ devil and Tom Walker!</i>'&rdquo; said the Captain with a groan. The buggy
+ backed erratically.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look out!&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar,&mdash;but the wheels locked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course there was nothing for Dr. Lavendar to do but get out and take
+ Goliath by the head, grumbling, as he did so, that Cyrus &ldquo;shouldn't own
+ such a spirited beast.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am somewhat hurried,&rdquo; said Captain Price, stiffly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old minister looked at him over his spectacles; then he glanced at the
+ small, embarrassed figure shrinking into the depths of the buggy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ (&ldquo;Hullo, hullo, hullo!&rdquo; he said, softly. &ldquo;Well, Gussie's done it.) You'd
+ better back a little, Captain,&rdquo; he advised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can manage,&rdquo; said the Captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't say 'go back,'&rdquo; Dr. Lavendar said, mildly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; murmured a small voice from within the buggy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I expect you need me, don't you, Alfred?&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What?&rdquo; said the Captain, frowning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain,&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar, simply, &ldquo;if I can be of any service to you
+ and Mrs. North, I shall be glad.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Captain Price looked at him. &ldquo;Now, look here, Lavendar, we're going to do
+ it this time, if all the parsons in&mdash;well, in the church, try to stop
+ us!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm not going to try to stop you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But Gussie said you said&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Alfred, at your time of life, are you beginning to quote Gussie?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But she said you said it would be&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Captain Price, I do not express my opinion of your conduct to your
+ daughter-in-law. You ought to have sense enough to know that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, why did you talk to her about it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't talk to her about it. But,&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar, thrusting out his
+ lower lip, &ldquo;I should like to.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We were going to hunt up a parson in Upper Chester,&rdquo; said the Captain,
+ sheepishly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dr. Lavendar looked about, up and down the silent, shady road, then
+ through the bordering elderberries into an orchard. &ldquo;If you have your
+ license,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I have my prayer-book. Let's go into the orchard.
+ There are two men working there we can get for witnesses,&mdash;Danny
+ isn't quite enough, I suppose.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Captain turned to Mrs. North. &ldquo;What do you say, ma'am?&rdquo; he said. She
+ nodded, and gathered up her skirts to get out of the buggy. The two old
+ men led their horses to the side of the road and hitched them to the rail
+ fence; then the Captain helped Mrs. North through the elder-bushes, and
+ shouted out to the men ploughing at the other side of the orchard. They
+ came,&mdash;big, kindly young fellows, and stood gaping at the three old
+ people standing under the apple-tree in the sunshine. Dr. Lavendar
+ explained that they were to be witnesses, and the boys took off their
+ hats.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a little silence, and then, in the white shadows and perfume of
+ the orchard, with its sunshine, and drift of petals falling in the gay
+ wind, Dr. Lavendar began.... When he came to &ldquo;Let no man put asunder&mdash;&rdquo;
+ Captain Price growled in his grizzled red beard, &ldquo;Nor woman, either!&rdquo; But
+ only Mrs. North smiled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When it was over, Captain Price drew a deep breath of relief. &ldquo;Well, this
+ time we made a sure thing of it, Mrs. North!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Mrs. North?</i>&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar; and then he did chuckle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh&mdash;&rdquo; said Captain Price, and roared at the joke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll have to call me Letty,&rdquo; said the pretty old lady, smiling and
+ blushing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; said the Captain; then he hesitated. &ldquo;Well, now, if you don't mind,
+ I&mdash;I guess I won't call you Lefty; I'll call you Letitia?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Call me anything you want to,&rdquo; said Mrs. Price, gayly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then they all shook hands with each other, and with the witnesses, who
+ found something left in their palms that gave them great satisfaction, and
+ went back to climb into their respective buggies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We have shore leave,&rdquo; the Captain explained; &ldquo;we won't go back to Old
+ Chester for a few days. You may tell 'em, Lavendar.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, may I?&rdquo; said Dr. Lavendar, blankly. &ldquo;Well, good-by, and good luck!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He watched the other buggy tug on ahead, and then he leaned down to catch
+ Danny by the scruff of the neck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Daniel,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;'<i>if at first you don't succeed</i>'&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Danny was pulled into the buggy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A ROMANCE OF WHOOPING HARBOR
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ BY NORMAN DUNCAN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The trader <i>Good Samaritan</i>&mdash;they called her the <i>Cheap and
+ Nasty</i> on the Shore; God knows why! for she was dealing fairly for the
+ fish, if something smartly&mdash;was wind-bound at Heart's Ease Cove,
+ riding safe in the lee of the Giant's Hand: champing her anchor chain;
+ nodding to the swell, which swept through the tickle and spent itself in
+ the landlocked water, collapsing to quiet. It was late of a dirty night,
+ but the schooner lay in shelter from the roaring wind; and the forecastle
+ lamp was alight, the bogie snoring, the crew sprawling at case, purring in
+ the light and warmth and security of the hour.... By and by, when the
+ skipper's allowance of tea and hard biscuit had fulfilled its destiny,
+ Tumm, the clerk, told the tale of Whooping Harbor, wherein the maid met
+ Fate in the person of the fool from Thunder Arm; and I came down from the
+ deck&mdash;from the black, wet wind of the open, changed to a wrathful
+ flutter by the eternal barrier&mdash;in time to hear. And I was glad, for
+ we know little enough of love, being blind of soul, perverse and proud;
+ and love is strange past all things: wayward, accounting not, of infinite
+ aspects&mdash;radiant to our vision, colorless; sombre, black as hell; but
+ of unfailing beauty, we may be sure, had we but the eyes to see, the heart
+ to interpret....
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We was reachin' up t' Whoopin' Harbor,&rdquo; said Tumm, &ldquo;t' give the <i>White
+ Lily</i> a night's lodgin', it bein' a wonderful windish night; clear
+ enough, the moon sailin' a cloudy sky, but with a bank o' fog sneakin'
+ round Cape Muggy like a fish-thief. An' we wasn't in no haste, anyhow, t'
+ make Sinners' Tickle, for we was the first schooner down the Labrador that
+ season, an' 'twas pick an' choose your berth for we, with a clean bill t'
+ every head from Starvation Cove t' the Settin' Hen, so quick as the fish
+ struck. So the skipper he says we'll hang the ol girl up t' Whoopin'
+ Harbor 'til dawn; an' we'll all have a watch below, says he, with a cup o'
+ tea, says he, if the cook can bile the water 'ithout burnin' it. Which was
+ wonderful hard for the cook t' manage, look you! as the skipper, which
+ knowed nothin' about feelin's, would never stop tellin' un: the cook bein'
+ from Thunder Arm, a half-witted, glossy-eyed lumpfish o' the name o' Moses
+ Shoos, born by chance and brung up likewise, as desperate a cook as ever
+ tartured a stummick, but meanin' so wonderful well that we loved un,
+ though he were like t' finish us off, every man jack, by the slow p'ison
+ o' dirt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cook, you dunderhead!' says the skipper, with a wink t' the crew. 'You
+ been an' scarched the water agin.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shoos he looked like he'd give up for good on the spot&mdash;just like he
+ <i>knowed</i> he was a fool, an' <i>had</i> knowed it for a long, long
+ time,&mdash;sort o' like he was sorry for we an' sick of hisself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cook,' says the skipper, 'you went an' done it agin. Yes, you did! Don't
+ you go denyin' of it. You'll kill us, cook,' says he, 'if you goes on like
+ this. They isn't nothin' worse for the system,' says he, 'than this here
+ burned water. The alamnacs,' says he, shakin' his finger at the poor cook,
+ ''ll tell you <i>that!</i>'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I 'low I did burn that water, skipper,' says the cook, 'if you says so.
+ But I isn't got all my wits,' says he, the cry-baby; 'an' God knows I'm
+ doin' my best!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I always did allow, cook,' says the skipper, 'that God knowed more'n I
+ ever thunk.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'An' I never <i>did</i> burn no water,' blubbers the cook, 'afore I
+ shipped along o' you in this here dam' ol' flour-sieve of a <i>White Lily</i>.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'This here <i>what</i>?' snaps the skipper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'This here dam' ol' basket.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Basket!' says the skipper. Then he hummed a bit o' 'Fishin' for the Maid
+ I Loves,' 'ithout thinkin' much about the toon. 'Cook,' says he, 'I loves
+ you. You is on'y a half-witted chance-child,' says he, 'but I loves you
+ like a brother.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Does you, skipper?' says the cook, with a grin, like the fool he was. 'I
+ isn't by no means hatin' you, skipper,' says he. 'But I can't <i>help</i>
+ burnin' the water,' says he, 'an' I 'low I don't want no blame for it. I'm
+ sorry for you an' the crew,' says he, 'an' I wisht I hadn't took the
+ berth. But when I shipped along o' you,' says he, 'I 'lowed I <i>could</i>
+ cook. I knows I isn't able for it now,' says he, 'for you says so,
+ skipper; but I'm doin' my best, an' I 'low if the water gets scarched,'
+ says he, 'the galley fire's bewitched.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Basket!' says the skipper. 'Ay, ay, cook,' says he. 'I just <i>loves</i>
+ you.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They wasn't a man o' the crew liked t' hear the skipper say that; for,
+ look you! the skipper didn't know nothin' about feelin's, an' the cook had
+ more feelin's 'n a fool can make handy use of aboard a Labrador
+ fishin'-craft. No, zur; the skipper didn't know nothin' about feelin's.
+ I'm not wantin' t' say it about that there man, nor about no other man;
+ for they isn't nothin' harder t' be spoke. But he <i>didn't;</i> an'
+ they's nothin' else <i>to</i> it. There sits the ol' man, smoothin' his
+ big red beard, singin', 'I'm Fishin' for the Maid I Loves,' while he looks
+ at the poor cook, which was washin' up the dishes, for we was through with
+ the mug-up. An' the devil was in his eyes&mdash;the devil was fair
+ grinnin' in them little blue eyes. Lord! it made me sad t' see it; for I
+ knowed the cook was in for bad weather, an' he wasn't no sort o' craft t'
+ be out o' harbor in a gale o' wind like that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cook,' says the skipper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ay, zur?' says the cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cook,' says the skipper, 'you ought t' get married.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I on'y wisht I could,' says the cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'You ought t' try, cook,' says the skipper, 'for the sake o' the crew.
+ We'll all die,' says he, 'afore we sights of Bully Dick agin,' says he,
+ 'if you keeps on burnin' the water. You <i>got</i> t' get married, cook,
+ t' the first likely maid you sees on the Labrador,' says he, 't' save the
+ crew. She'd do the cookin' for you. It 'll be the loss o' all hands,' says
+ he, 'an you don't, This here burned water,' says he, 'will be the end of
+ us, cook, an you keeps it up.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I'd be wonderful glad t' 'blige you, skipper,' says the cook, 'an' I'd
+ like t' 'blige all hands. 'Twon't be by my wish,' says he, 'that
+ anybody'll die o' the grub they gets.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cook,' says the skipper, 'shake! I knows a <i>man</i>,' says he, 'when I
+ sees one. Any man,' says he, 'that would put on the irons o' matrimony,'
+ says he, 't' 'blige a shipmate,' says he, 'is a better man 'n me, an' I
+ loves un like a brother.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Which cheered the cook up considerable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cook,' says the skipper, 'I 'pologize. Yes, I do, cook,' says he, 'I
+ 'pologize.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I isn't got no feelin' agin' matrimony,' says the cook. 'But I isn't
+ able t' get took. I been tryin' every maid t' Thunder Arm,' says he, 'an'
+ they isn't one,' says he, 'will wed a fool.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Not one?' says the skipper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Nar a one,' says the cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I'm s'prised,' says the skipper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Nar a maid t' Thunder Arm,' says the cook, 'will wed a fool, an' I 'low
+ they isn't one,' says he, 'on the Labrador.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It's been done afore, cook,' says the skipper, 'an' I 'low 'twill be
+ done agin, if the world don't come to an end t' oncet. Cook,' says he, 'I
+ <i>knows</i> the maid t' do it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The poor cook begun t' grin. 'Does you, skipper?' says he. 'Ah, skipper,
+ no, you doesn't!' And he sort o' chuckled, like the fool he was. 'Ah, now,
+ skipper,' says he, '<i>you</i> doesn't know no maid would marry me!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ay, b'y,' says the skipper, 'I got the girl for <i>you</i>. An' she
+ isn't a thousand miles,' says he, 'from where that dam' ol' basket of a <i>White
+ Lily</i> lies at anchor,' says he, 'in Whoopin' Harbor. She isn't what
+ you'd call handsome an' tell no lie,' says he, 'but&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Never you mind about that, skipper.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No,' says the skipper, 'she isn't handsome, as handsome goes, even in
+ these parts, but&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Never you mind, skipper,' says the cook. 'If 'tis anything in the shape
+ o' woman,' says he, ''twill do.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I 'low that Liz Jones would take you, cook,' says the skipper. 'You
+ ain't much on wits, but you got a good-lookin' hull; an' I 'low she'd be
+ more'n willin' t' skipper a craft like you. You better go ashore, cook,
+ when you gets cleaned up, an' see what she says. Tumm,' says he, 'is sort
+ o' shipmates with Liz,' says he, 'an' I 'low he'll see you through the
+ worst of it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Will you, Tumm?' says the cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well,' says I, 'I'll see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I knowed Liz Jones from the time I fished Whoopin' Harbor with Skipper
+ Bill Topsail in the <i>Love the Wind</i>, bein' cotched by the measles
+ thereabouts, which she nursed me through; an' I 'lowed she <i>would</i>
+ wed the cook if he asked her, so, thinks I, I'll go ashore with the fool
+ t' see that she don't. No; she wasn't handsome&mdash;not Liz. I'm
+ wonderful fond o' yarnin' o' good-lookin' maids; but I can't say much o'
+ Liz; for Liz was so far t' l'eward o' beauty that many a time, lyin' sick
+ there in the fo'c's'le o' the <i>Love the Wind</i>, I wished the poor girl
+ would turn inside out, for, thinks I, the pattern might be a sight better
+ on the other side. I <i>will</i> say she was big and well-muscled; an'
+ muscles, t' my mind, courts enough t' make up for black eyes, but not for
+ cross-eyes, much less for fuzzy whiskers. It ain't in my heart t' make
+ sport o' Liz, lads; but I <i>will</i> say she had a club foot, for she was
+ born in a gale, I'm told, when the <i>Preacher</i> was hangin' on off a
+ lee shore 'long about Cape Harrigan, an' the sea was raisin' the devil.
+ An', well&mdash;I hates t' say it, but&mdash;well, they called her 'Walrus
+ Liz.' No; she wasn't handsome, she didn't have no good looks; but once you
+ got a look into whichever one o' them cross-eyes you was able to cotch,
+ you seen a deal more'n your own face; an' she <i>was</i> well-muscled, an'
+ I 'low I'm goin' t' tell you so, for I wants t' name her good p'ints so
+ well as her bad. Whatever&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cook,' says I, 'I'll go along o' you.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;With that the cook fell to on the dishes, an' 'twasn't long afore he was
+ ready to clean hisself; which done, he was ready for the courtin'. But
+ first he got out his dunny-bag, an' he fished in there 'til he pulled out
+ a blue stockin', tied in a hard knot; an' from the toe o' that there blue
+ stockin' he took a brass ring. 'I 'low,' says he, talkin' to hisself, in
+ the half-witted way he had, 'it won't do no hurt t' give her mother's
+ ring.' Then he begun t' cry. &ldquo;Moses,&rdquo; says mother, &ldquo;you better take the
+ ring off my finger. It isn't no weddin'-ring,&rdquo; says she, &ldquo;for I never was
+ what you might call wed,&rdquo; says she, &ldquo;but I got it from the Jew t' make
+ believe I was; for it didn't do nobody no hurt, an' it sort o' pleased me.
+ You better take it, Moses, b'y,&rdquo; says she, &ldquo;for the dirt o' the grave
+ would only spile it,&rdquo; says she, &ldquo;an' I'm not wantin' it no more. Don't
+ wear it at the fishin', dear,&rdquo; says she, &ldquo;for the fishin' is wonderful
+ hard,&rdquo; says she, &ldquo;an' joolery don't stand much wear an' tear.&rdquo; 'Oh,
+ mother!' says the cook, 'I done what you wanted!' Then the poor fool
+ sighed an' looked up at the skipper. 'I 'low, skipper,' says he, ''t
+ wouldn't do no hurt t' give the ring to a man's wife, would it? For mother
+ wouldn't mind, would she?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The skipper didn't answer that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Come, cook,' says I, 'leave us get under way,' for I couldn't stand it
+ no longer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So the cook an' me put out in the punt t' land at Whoopin' Harbor, with
+ the crew wishin' the poor cook well with their lips, but thinkin', God
+ knows what! in their hearts. An' he was in a wonderful state o' fright. I
+ never <i>seed</i> a man so took by scare afore. For, look you! he thunk
+ she wouldn't have un, an' he thunk she would, an' he wisht she would, an'
+ he wisht she wouldn't; an' by an' by he 'lowed he'd stand by, whatever
+ come of it, 'for,' says he, 'the crew's g-g-got t' have better c-c-cookin'
+ if I c-c-can g-g-get it. Lord! Tumm,' says he, ''tis a c-c-cold night,'
+ says he, 'but I'm sweatin' like a p-p-porp-us!' I cheered un up so well as
+ I could; an' by an' by we was on the path t' Liz Jones's house, up on Gray
+ Hill, where she lived alone, her mother bein' dead an' her father shipped
+ on a barque from St. Johns t' the West Indies. An' we found Liz sittin' on
+ a rock at the turn o' the road, lookin' down from the hill at the <i>White
+ Lily:</i> all alone&mdash;sittin' there in the moonlight, all alone&mdash;thinkin'
+ o' God knows what!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Hello, Liz!' says I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Hello, Tumm!' says she. 'What vethel'th that?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'That's the <i>White Lily,</i> Liz,' says I. An' here's the cook o' that
+ there craft,' says I, 'come up the hill t' speak t' you.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'That's right,' says the cook. 'Tumm, you're right.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'T' thpeak t' <i>me!</i>' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wisht she hadn't spoke quite that way. Lord! it wasn't nice. It makes a
+ man feel bad t' see a woman hit her buzzom for a little thing like that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ay, Liz,' says I, 't' speak t' you. An' I'm thinkin', Liz,' says I,
+ 'he'll say things no man ever said afore&mdash;t' you.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'That's right, Tumm,' says the cook. 'I wants t' speak as man t' man,'
+ says he, 't' stand by what I says,' says he, meanin' it afore G-g-god!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Liz got off the rock. Then she begun t' kick at the path; an' she was
+ lookin' down, but I 'lowed she had an eye on the cook all the time. 'For,'
+ thinks I, 'she's sensed the thing out, like all the women.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I'm thinkin',' says I, 'I'll go up the road a bit.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Oh no, you won't, Tumm,' says she. 'You thtay right here. Whath the cook
+ wantin' o' me?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well,' says the cook, 'I 'low I wants t' get married.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'T' get married!' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'That's right,' says he. 'Damme! Tumm,' says he, 'she got it right. T'
+ get married,' says he, 'an' I 'low you'll do.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Me?' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'You, Liz,' says he. 'I got t' get me a wife right away,' says he, 'an'
+ they isn't nothin' else I've heared tell of in the neighborhood.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She begun to blow like a whale; an' she hit her buzzom with her fists,
+ an' shivered. I 'lowed she was goin' t' fall in a fit. But she looked away
+ t' the moon, an' somehow that righted her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'You better thee me in daylight,' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Don't you mind about that,' says he. 'You're a woman, an' a big one,'
+ says he, 'an' that's all I'm askin' for.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She put a finger under his chin an' tipped his face t' the light.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'You ithn't got all your thentheth, ith you?' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well,' says he, 'bein' born on Hollow eve,' says he, 'I isn't quite all
+ there. But,' says he, 'I wisht I was. An' I can't do no more.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'An' you wanth t' wed me?' says she. 'Ith you sure you doth?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I got mother's ring,' says the cook, 't' prove it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Tumm,' says Liz t' me, '<i>you</i> ithn't wantin' t' get married, ith
+ you?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No, Liz,' says I. 'Not,' says I, 't' you.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No,' says she. 'Not&mdash;t' me' She took me round the turn in the road.
+ 'Tumm,' says she, 'I 'low I'll wed that man. I wanth t' get away from
+ here,' says she, lookin' over the hills. 'I wanth t' get t' the Thouthern
+ outporth, where there'th life. They ithn't no life here. An' I'm tho
+ wonderful tired o' all thith! Tumm,' says she, 'no man ever afore athked
+ me t' marry un, an' I 'low I better take thith one. He'th on'y a fool,'
+ says she, 'but not even a fool ever come courtin' me, an' I 'low nobody
+ but a fool would. On'y a fool, Tumm!' says she. 'But <i>I</i> ithn't got
+ nothin' t' boatht of. God made me,' says she, 'an' I ithn't mad that He
+ done it. I 'low He meant me t' take the firth man that come, an' be
+ content. I 'low <i>I</i> ithn't got no right t' thtick up my nothe at a
+ fool. For, Tumm,' says she, 'God made that fool, too. An', Tumm,' says
+ she, 'I wanth thomethin' elthe. Oh, I wanth thomethin' elthe! I hateth t'
+ tell you, Tumm,' says she, 'what it ith. But all the other maidth hath un,
+ Tumm, an' I wanth one, too. I 'low they ithn't no woman happy without one,
+ Tumm. An' I ithn't never had no chanth afore. No chanth, Tumm, though God
+ knowth they ithn't nothin' I wouldn't do,' says she, 't' get what I wanth!
+ I'll wed the fool,' says she. 'It ithn't a man I wanth tho much; no, it
+ ithn't a man. Ith&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What you wantin', Liz?' says I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It ithn't a man, Tumm,' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No?' says I. 'What is it, Liz?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ith a baby,' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God! I felt bad when she told me that....&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tumm stopped, sighed, picked at a knot in the table. There was silence in
+ the forecastle. The <i>Good Samaritan</i> was still nodding to the swell&mdash;lying
+ safe at anchor in Heart's Ease Cove. We heard the gusts scamper over the
+ deck and shake the rigging; we caught, in the intervals, the deep-throated
+ roar of breakers, far off&mdash;all the noises of the gale. And Tumm
+ picked at the knot with his clasp-knife; and we sat watching, silent,
+ all.... And I felt bad, too, because of the maid at Whooping Harbor&mdash;a
+ rolling waste of rock, with the moonlight lying on it, stretching from the
+ whispering mystery of the sea to the greater desolation beyond; and an
+ uncomely maid, wishing, without hope, for that which the hearts of women
+ must ever desire....
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay,&rdquo; Tumm drawled, &ldquo;it made me feel bad t' think o' what she'd been
+ wantin' all them years; an' then I wished I'd been kinder t' Liz.... An',
+ 'Tumm,' thinks I, 'you went an' come ashore t' stop this here thing; but
+ you better let the skipper have his little joke, for t'will on'y s'prise
+ him, an' it won't do nobody else no hurt. Here's this fool,' thinks I,
+ 'wantin' a wife; an' he won't never have another chance. An' here's this
+ maid,' thinks I, 'wantin' a baby; an' <i>she</i> won't never have another
+ chance. 'Tis plain t' see,' thinks I, 'that God A'mighty, who made un,
+ crossed their courses; an' I 'low, ecod!' thinks I, 'that 'twasn't a bad
+ idea He had. If He's got to get out of it somehow,' thinks I, 'why, <i>I</i>
+ don't know no better way. Tumm,' thinks I, 'you sheer off. Let Nature,'
+ thinks I, 'have doo course an' be glorified.' So I looks Liz in the eye&mdash;an'
+ says nothin'.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Tumm,' says she, 'doth you think he&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Don't you be scared o' nothin',' says I. 'He's a lad o' good feelin's,'
+ says I, 'an' he'll treat you the best he knows how. Is you goin' t' take
+ un?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I wathn't thinkin' o' that,' says she. 'I wathn't thinkin' o' <i>not</i>.
+ I wath jutht,' says she, 'wonderin'.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'They isn't no sense in that, Liz,' says I. 'You just wait an' find out.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What'th hith name?' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Shoos,' says I. 'Moses Shoos.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;With that she up with her pinny an' begun t' cry like a young swile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What you cryin' for, Liz?' says I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I 'low I couldn't tell what 'twas all about. But she was like all the
+ women. Lord! 'tis the little things that makes un weep when it comes t'
+ the weddin'.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Come, Liz,' says I, 'what you cryin' about?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I lithp,' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I knows you does, Liz,' says I; 'but it ain't nothin' t' cry about.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I can't thay Joneth,' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No,' says I; 'but you'll be changin' your name,' says I, 'an' it won't
+ matter no more.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'An' if I can't say Joneth,' says she, 'I can't thay&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Can't say what?' says I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Can't thay Thooth!' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lord! No more she could. An' t' say Moses Shoos! An' t' say M'issus Moses
+ Shoos! Lord! It give me a pain in the tongue, t' think of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Jutht my luck,' says she; 'but I'll do my betht.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So we went back an' told the cook that he didn't have t' worry no more
+ about gettin' a wife; an' he said he was more glad than sorry, an', says
+ he, she'd better get her bonnet, t' go aboard an' get married right away.
+ An' she 'lowed she didn't want no bonnet, but <i>would</i> like to change
+ her pinny. So we said we'd as lief wait a spell, though a clean pinny
+ wasn't <i>needed</i>. An' when she got back, the cook said he 'lowed the
+ skipper could marry un well enough 'til we over-hauled a real parson; an'
+ she thought so, too, for, says she, 'twouldn't be longer than fall, an'
+ any sort of a weddin', says she, would do 'til then. An' aboard we went,
+ the cook an' me pullin' the punt, an' she steerin'; an' the cook he crowed
+ an' cackled all the way, like a half-witted rooster; but the maid didn't
+ even cluck, for she was too wonderful solemn t' do anything but look at
+ the moon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Skipper,' said the cook, when we got in the fo'c's'le, 'here she is. <i>I</i>
+ isn't afeared,' says he, 'and <i>she</i> isn't afeared; an' now I 'low
+ we'll have you marry us.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Up jumps the skipper; but he was too much s'prised t' say a word.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'An' I'm thinkin',' says the cook, with a nasty little wink, 'that they
+ isn't a man in this here fo'c's'le,' says he, 'will <i>say</i> I'm
+ afeared.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cook,' says the skipper, takin' the cook's hand, 'shake! I never knowed
+ a man like you afore,' says he. 'T' my knowledge, you're the on'y man in
+ the Labrador fleet would do it. I'm proud,' says he, 't' take the hand o'
+ the man with nerve enough t' marry Walrus Liz o' Whoopin' Harbor.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The devil got in the eyes o' the cook&mdash;a jumpin' little brimstone
+ devil, ecod!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ay, lad,' says the skipper, 'I'm proud t' know the man that isn't
+ afeared o' Walrus&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Don't you call her that!' says the cook. 'Don't you do it, skipper!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was lookin' at Liz. She was grinnin' in a holy sort o' way. Never seed
+ nothin' like that afore&mdash;no, lads, not in all my life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'An' why not, cook?' says the skipper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It ain't her name,' says the cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It ain't?' says the skipper. 'But I been sailin' the Labrador for twenty
+ year,' says he, 'an' I ain't never heared her called nothin' but Walrus&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The devil got into the cook's hands then. I seed his fingers clawin' the
+ air in a hungry sort o' way. An' it looked t' me like squally weather for
+ the skipper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Don't you do it no more, skipper,' says the cook. 'I isn't got no wits,'
+ says he, 'an' I'm feelin' wonderful queer!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The skipper took a look ahead into the cook's eyes. 'Well, cook,' says
+ he, I 'low,' says he, 'I won't.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Liz laughed&mdash;an' got close t' the fool from Thunder Arm. An' I seed
+ her touch his coat-tail, like as if she loved it, but didn't dast do no
+ more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What you two goin' t' do?' says the skipper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'We 'lowed you'd marry us,' says the cook, ''til we come across a
+ parson.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I will,' says the skipper. 'Stand up here,' says he. 'All hands stand
+ up!' says he. 'Tumm,' says he, 'get me the first Book you comes across.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I got un a Book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Now, Liz,' says he, 'can you cook?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Fair t' middlin',' says she. 'I won't lie.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;''Twill do,' says he. 'An' does you want t' get married t' this here dam'
+ fool?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'An it pleathe you,' says she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Shoos,' says the skipper, 'will you let this woman do the cookin'?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, skipper,' says the cook, 'I will; for I don't want nobody t' die
+ o' my cookin' on this here v'y'ge.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'An' will you keep out o' the galley?' &ldquo;'I 'low I'll <i>have</i> to.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'An', look you! cook, is you sure&mdash;is you <i>sure</i>,' says the
+ skipper, with a shudder, lookin' at the roof, 'that you wants t' marry
+ this here&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Don't you do it, skipper!' says the cook. 'Don't you say that no more!
+ By God!' says he, 'I'll kill you if you does!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Is you sure,' says the skipper, 'that you wants t' marry this here&mdash;woman?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I will.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well,' says the skipper, kissin' the Book, 'I'low me an' the crew don't
+ care; an' we can't help it, anyhow.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What about mother's ring?' says the cook. 'She might's well have that,'
+ says he, 'if she's careful about the wear an' tear. For joolery,' says he
+ t' Liz, 'don't stand it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It can't do no harm,' says the skipper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ith we married, thkipper?' says Liz, when she got the ring on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well,' says the skipper, 'I 'low that knot 'll hold 'til fall. For,'
+ says he, 'I got a rope's end an' a belayin'-pin t' make it hold,' says he,
+ 'til we gets long-side of a parson that knows more about matrimonial knots
+ 'n me. We'll pick up your goods. Liz,' says he, 'on the s'uthard v'y'ge.
+ An' I hopes, ol girl,' says he, 'that you'll be able t' boil the water
+ 'ithout burnin' it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ay, Liz. I been makin' a awful fist o' b'ilin' the water o' late.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She gave him one look&mdash;an' put her clean pinny to her eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What you cryin' about?' says the cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I don't know,' says she; 'but I 'low 'tith becauthe now I knowth you <i>ith</i>
+ a fool!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'She's right, Tumm,' says the cook. 'She's got it right! Bein' born on
+ Hollow eve,' says he, 'I couldn't be nothin' else. But, Liz,' says he,
+ 'I'm glad I got you, fool or no fool.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So she wiped her eyes, an' blowed her nose, an' give a little sniff, an'
+ looked up, an' smiled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I isn't good enough for you,' says the poor cook. 'But, Liz,' says he,
+ 'if you kissed me,' says he, 'I wouldn't mind a bit. An' they isn't a man
+ in this here fo'c's'le,' says he, lookin' around, 'that'll <i>say</i> I'd
+ mind. Not one,' says he, with the little devil jumpin' in his eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then she stopped cryin' for good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Go ahead, Liz!' says he. 'I ain't afeared. Come on! Give us a kiss!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Motheth Thooth,' says she, 'you're the firtht man ever athked me t' give
+ un a kith!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She kissed un. 'Twas like a pistol-shot. An', Lord! her poor face was
+ shinin'....&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the forecastle of the <i>Good Samaritan</i> we listened to the wind as
+ it scampered over the deck; and we watched Tumm pick at the knot in the
+ table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Was she happy?&rdquo; I asked, at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he answered, with a laugh, &ldquo;she sort o' got what she was wantin'.
+ More'n she was lookin' for, I 'low. Seven o' them. An' all straight an'
+ hearty. Ecod! sir, you never <i>seed</i> such a likely litter o' young
+ uns. Spick an' span, ecod! from stem t' stern. Smellin' clean an' sweet;
+ decks as white as snow; an' every nail an' knob polished 'til it made you
+ blink t' see it. An' when I was down Thunder Arm way, last season, they
+ was some talk <i>o' one o' them bein' raised for a parson!</i>&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I went on deck. The night was still black; but beyond&mdash;high over the
+ open sea, hung in the depths of the mystery of night and space&mdash;there
+ was a star.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ HYACINTHUS
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ BY MARY E. WILKINS FREEMAN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The group was seated on the flat door-stone and the gravel walk in front
+ of it, which crossed the green square of the Lynn front yard. On the wide
+ flat stone, in two chairs, sat Mrs. Rufus Lynn and her opposite neighbor,
+ Mrs. Wilford Biggs. On a chair on the gravel walk sat Mr. John Mangam,
+ Mrs. Biggs's brother&mdash;an elderly unmarried man who lived in the
+ village. On the step itself sat Mrs. Samson, an old lady of eighty-five,
+ as straight as if she were sixteen, and by her side, her long body bent
+ gracefully, her elbows resting on her knees, her chin resting in the cup
+ of her two hands, Sarah Lynn, her great-granddaughter. Sarah Lynn was
+ often spoken of as &ldquo;pretty if she wasn't so slouchy,&rdquo; in Adams, the
+ village in which she had been born and bred. Adams people were not,
+ generally speaking, of the kind who understand the grace which may exist
+ in utter freedom of attitude and motion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a very hot evening of one of the hottest days of July, and Mrs.
+ Rufus Lynn wore in deference to the climate a gown of white cambric with a
+ little black sprig thereon, but nothing could excel the smoothly boned fit
+ of it. And she did not lean back in her chair, but was as erect as the
+ very old lady on the door-step, who was her grandmother, and who was also
+ stiffly gowned, in a black cashmere as straightly made as if it had been
+ armor. The influence of heredity showed strongly in the two, but in Sarah
+ showed the intervening generation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah was a great beauty with no honor in her own country. Her long softly
+ curved figure was surmounted by a head wound with braids of the purest
+ flax color, and a face like a cameo. She was very fair, with the fairness
+ of alabaster. Her mother's face had a hard blondness, pink and white, but
+ fixed, and her great-grandmother had the same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Samson often glanced disapprovingly at her great-granddaughter,
+ seated by her side in her utterly lax attitude. &ldquo;Don't set so hunched up,&rdquo;
+ she whispered to her in a sharp hiss. She did not want Mr. John Mangam,
+ whom she regarded as a suitor of Sarah's, to have his attention called to
+ the girl's defects.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Sarah had laughed softly, and replied, quite aloud, in a languid,
+ sweet voice, &ldquo;Oh, it is so hot, grandma!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What if it is hot?&rdquo; said the old woman. &ldquo;You ain't no hotter settin' up
+ than you be slouchin'.&rdquo; She still spoke in a whisper, and Sarah had only
+ laughed and said nothing more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for Mrs. Wilford Biggs and her brother, Mr. John Mangam, they
+ maintained, as always, silence. Neither of the two ever spoke, as a rule,
+ unless spoken to. John was called a very rich man in Adams. He had gone to
+ the far West in his youth and made money in cattle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And how in creation he ever made any money in cattle, a man that don't
+ talk no more than he does, beats me,&rdquo; Mrs. Samson often said to her
+ granddaughter, Mrs. Lynn. She was quite out-spoken to her about John
+ Mangam, although never to Sarah. &ldquo;It does seem as if a man would have to
+ say somethin', to manage critters,&rdquo; said the old woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. John Mangam and Mrs. Wilford Biggs grated on her nerves. She privately
+ considered it an outrage for Mrs. Biggs to come over nearly every evening
+ and sit and rock and say nothing, and often fall asleep, and for Mr.
+ Mangam to do the same. It was not so much the silence as the attitude of
+ almost injured expectancy which irritated. Both gave the effect of waiting
+ for other people to talk to them, to tell them interesting bits of news,
+ to ask them questions&mdash;to set them going, as it were.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Lynn and her grandmother tried to fulfil their duty in this
+ direction, but Sarah did not trouble herself in the least. She continued
+ to sit bent over like a lily limp with the heat, and she stared with her
+ two great blue eyes in her cameo face forth at the wonders of the summer
+ night, and she had apparently very little consciousness of the people
+ around her. Her loose white gown fell loosely around her; her white elbows
+ were quite visible from the position in which she held her arms. Her
+ lovely hair hung in soft loops over her ears. She was the only one who
+ paid the slightest attention to the beauty of the night. She was filling
+ her whole soul with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a wonderful night, and Adams was a village in which to see a
+ wonderful night. It was flanked by a river, upon the opposite bank of
+ which rose a gentle mountain. Above the mountain the moon was appearing
+ with the beauty of revelation, and the tall trees made superb shadow
+ effects. The night also was not without its voices and its fragrances.
+ Katydids were shrilling from every thicket, and over somewhere near the
+ river a whippoorwill was persistently calling. As for the fragrances, they
+ were those of the dark, damp skirts and wings of the night, the evidences
+ as loud as voices of green shrubs and flowers blooming in low wet places;
+ but dominant above all was the scent of the lilies. One breathed in lilies
+ to that extent that one's thought seemed fairly scented with them. It was
+ easy enough, by looking toward the left, to see where the fragrance came
+ from. There was evident, on the other side of a low hedge, a pale
+ florescence of the flowers. Beyond them rose, pale likewise, the great
+ Ware house, the largest in the village, and the oldest. Hyacinthus Ware
+ was the sole representative of the old family known to be living.
+ Presently the group on the Lynn door-step began to talk about him, leading
+ up to the subject from the fragrance of the lilies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Them lilies is so sweet they are sickish,&rdquo; said the old grandmother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, they be dreadful sickish,&rdquo; said Mrs. Lynn. Mrs. Wilford Biggs and
+ Mr. Mangam, as usual, said nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hyacinthus is home, I see,&rdquo; said Mrs. Lynn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I see him on the street t'other day,&rdquo; said the old woman, in her
+ thick dialect. She sat straighter than ever as she gazed across at the
+ garden of lilies and the great Ware house, and the cold step-stone seemed
+ to pierce her old spinal column like a rod of steel; but she never
+ flinched.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Wilford Biggs and Mr. John Mangam said nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He is the handsomest man I ever saw,&rdquo; said Sarah Lynn, unexpectedly, in
+ an odd, shamed, almost awed voice, as if she were speaking of a divinity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then for the first time Mr. John Mangam gave evidence of life. He did not
+ speak, but he made an inarticulate noise between a grunt and a sniff.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, if you call that man good-lookin',&rdquo; said Mrs. Lynn, &ldquo;you don't see
+ the way I do, that's all.&rdquo; She looked straight at Mr. John Mangam as she
+ spoke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't call him good-looking at all,&rdquo; said the old woman; &ldquo;dreadful
+ white-livered.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah said nothing at all, but the face of the man, Hyacinthus Ware, was
+ before her eyes still, as beautiful and grand as the face of a god.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never heerd such a name, either,&rdquo; said the old woman. &ldquo;His mother was
+ dreadful flowery. She had some outlandish blood. I don't know whether she
+ was Eyetalian or Dutch.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Her mother was Greek, I always heard,&rdquo; said Mrs. Lynn. &ldquo;I dun'no' as I
+ ever heard of any other Greek round these parts. I guess they don't
+ emigrate much.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess it was Greek, now you speak of it,&rdquo; said the old woman. &ldquo;I knew
+ she was outlandish on one side, anyhow. An' as fur callin' him
+ good-lookin'&mdash;&rdquo; She looked aggressively at her great-granddaughter,
+ whose beautiful face was turned toward the moonlit night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a long time that they sat there. It had been a very hot day, and
+ the cool was grateful. Hardly a remark was made, except one from Mrs. Lynn
+ that it was a blessing there were so few mosquitoes and they could sit
+ outdoors such a night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I ain't heerd but one all the time I've been settin' here,&rdquo; said the old
+ woman, &ldquo;and I ketched him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah, the girl, continued to drink, to eat, to imbibe, to assimilate,
+ toward her spiritual growth, the beauty of the night, the gentle slope of
+ the mountain, the wavering wings of the shadows, the song of the river,
+ the calls of the whippoorwill and the katydids, the perfume of the unseen
+ green things in the wet places, and the overmastering sweetness of the
+ lilies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At last Mrs. Wilford Biggs arose to go, and also John Mangam. Both said
+ they must be goin', they guessed, and that was the first remark that had
+ been made by either of them. Mrs. Biggs moved with loose flops down the
+ front walk, and John Mangam walked stiffly behind her. She had merely to
+ cross the road; he had half a mile to walk to his bachelor abode.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I should think he must be lonesome, poor man, with only that no-account
+ housekeeper to home,&rdquo; said the old woman, as she also rose, with pain, of
+ which she resolutely gave no evidence. Her poor old joints seemed to stab
+ her, but she fought off the pain angrily. Instead she pitied with meaning
+ John Mangam.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It must be pretty hard for him,&rdquo; assented Mrs. Lynn. She also thought it
+ would be a very good thing for her daughter to marry John Mangam.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah said nothing. The old woman, after saying, like the others, that she
+ guessed she must be goin', crept off alone across the field to her little
+ house. She would have resented any offer to accompany her, and Mrs. Lynn
+ arose to enter the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, be you goin' to set there all night?&rdquo; she asked, rather sharply, of
+ Sarah. It had seemed to her that Sarah might have made a little effort to
+ entertain Mr. John Mangam.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No. I am coming in, mother,&rdquo; Sarah said. Sarah spoke differently from the
+ others. She had had, as they expressed it in Adams, &ldquo;advantages.&rdquo; She had,
+ in fact, graduated from a girls' school of considerable repute. Her father
+ had insisted upon it. Mrs. Lynn had rather rebelled against the outlay on
+ Sarah's education. She had John Mangam in mind, and she thought that a
+ course at the high school in Adams would fit her admirably for her life.
+ However, she deferred to Rufus Lynn, and Sarah had her education.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Lynn house was a large story-and-a-half cottage, the prevalent type of
+ house in Adams. Mrs. Lynn slept in the room she had always occupied on the
+ second floor. In hot weather Sarah slept in the bedroom opening out of the
+ best parlor, because the other second-floor room was hot. Mrs. Lynn went
+ up-stairs with her lamp and left Sarah to go to bed in the bedroom out of
+ the parlor. Sarah went in there with her own little lamp, but even that
+ room seemed stuffy. The heat of the day seemed to have become confined in
+ the house. Sarah stood irresolute for a moment. She looked at the high
+ mound of feather bed, at the small window at the foot, whence came
+ scarcely a whiff of the blessed night air. Them she went back out on the
+ door-step and again seated herself. As she sat there the scent of the
+ lilies came more strongly than ever, and now with a curious effect. It was
+ to the girl as if the fragrance were twining and winding about her and
+ impelling her like leashes. All at once an impulse of yielding which was
+ really freedom came to her. Why in the world should she not cross the
+ little north yard, step over the low hedge, and go into that lily-garden?
+ She knew that it would be beautiful there. She looked forth into the
+ crystalline light and the soft plumy shade,&mdash;she would go over into
+ the Ware garden. With all this, there was no ulterior motive. She had seen
+ the man who lived in the house, and she admired him as one from afar, but
+ she was a girl innocent not only in fact, but in dreams. Of course she had
+ thought of a possible lover and husband, and that some day he might come,
+ and she resented the supposition that John Mangam might be he, but she
+ held even her imagination in a curious respect. While she dreamed of love,
+ she worshipped at the same time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When she had stepped lightly over the hedge and was moving among the
+ lilies in the strange garden where she had no right, she was beautiful as
+ any nymph. Now that she was in the midst of the lilies, it was as if their
+ fragrance were a chorus sung with a violence of sweet breath in her very
+ face. She felt exhilarated, even intoxicated, by it. She felt as if she
+ were drawing the lilies so into herself that her own personality waned.
+ She seemed to realize what it would be to bloom with that pale glory and
+ exhale such sweetness for a few days. There were other flowers than lilies
+ in the garden, but the lilies were very plentiful. There were white
+ day-lilies, and tiger-lilies which were not sweet at all, and marvellous
+ pink freckled ones which glistened as with drops of silver and were very
+ fragrant. There were also low-growing spider-lilies, but those were not
+ evident at this time of night, and the lilies-of-the-valley, of course,
+ were all gone. There were, however, many other flowers of the
+ old-fashioned varieties&mdash;verbenas sweet-williams, phlox, hollyhocks,
+ mignonette, and the like. There was also a quantity of box. The garden was
+ divided into rooms by the box, and in each room bloomed the flowers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah moved along at her will through the garden. Moving from enclosure to
+ enclosure of box, she came, before she knew it, to the house itself. It
+ loomed up before her a pale massiveness, with no lights in any of the
+ windows, but on the back porch sat the owner. He sat in a high-back chair,
+ with his head tilted back, and his eyes were closed and he seemed to be
+ asleep, but Sarah was not quite sure. She stopped short. She became all at
+ once horribly ashamed and shocked at what she was doing. What would he
+ think of a girl roaming around his garden so late at night&mdash;a girl to
+ whom he had never spoken? She was standing against a background of
+ blooming hollyhocks. Her slender height shrank delicately away; she was
+ like a nymph poised for flight, but she dared not even fly lest she wake
+ the man on the porch if he were asleep, or arouse his attention were he
+ awake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She dared do nothing but remain perfectly still&mdash;as still as one of
+ the tall hollyhocks behind her which were crowded with white and yellow
+ rosettes of bloom. She had her long dress wound around her, holding it up
+ with one hand, and the other hand and arm hung whitely at her side in the
+ folds. She stood perfectly still and looked at the man in the porch, on
+ whose face the moon was shining. He looked more than ever to her like
+ something wonderful beyond common. The man had really a wonderful beauty.
+ He was not very young, but no years could affect the classic outlines of
+ his face, and his colorless skin was as clear and smooth as a boys. And
+ more than anything to be remarked was the majestic serenity of his
+ expression. He looked like a man who all his life had dominated not only
+ other men, but himself. And there was, besides the appearance of the man,
+ a certain fascination of mystery attached to him. Nobody in Adams knew
+ just how or where he had spent his life. The old Ware house had been
+ occupied for many years only by an old caretaker, who still remained. This
+ caretaker was a man, but with all the housekeeping ability of a woman. He
+ was never seen by Adams people except when he made his marketing
+ expeditions. He was said to keep the house in immaculate order, and he
+ also took care of the garden. He had always been in the Ware household,
+ and there was a tradition that in his youth he had been a very handsome
+ man. &ldquo;As handsome as any handsome woman you ever saw,&rdquo; the old inhabitants
+ said. He had come not very long before Joseph Ware, the father of
+ Hyacinthus, had died. Joseph's wife had survived him several years. She
+ died quite suddenly of pneumonia when still a comparatively young woman
+ and when Hyacinthus was a boy. Then a maternal uncle had come and taken
+ the boy away with him, to live nobody knew where nor how, until his return
+ a few months since.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was, of course, much curiosity in Adams concerning him, and the
+ curiosity was not, generally speaking, of a complimentary tendency. Some
+ young and marriageable girls esteemed him very handsome, but the majority
+ of the people said that he was odd and stuck up, as his mother had been
+ before him. He led a quiet life with his books, and he had a room on the
+ ground-floor fitted up as a studio. In there he made things of clay and
+ plaster, as the Adams people said, and curious-looking boxes were sent
+ away by express. It was rumored that a statue by him had been exhibited in
+ New York.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some faces show more plainly in the moonlight, or one imagines so.
+ Hyacinthus Ware's showed as clearly as if carved in marble. He in reality
+ looked so like a statue that the girl standing in the enclosure of box
+ with the background of hollyhocks had for a moment imagined that he might
+ be one of his own statues. The eyes, either closed in sleep or appearing
+ to be, heightened the effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the girl was not now in a position to do more than tremble at the
+ plight into which she had gotten herself. It seemed to her that no girl,
+ certainly no girl in Adams, had ever done such a thing. Her freedom of
+ mind now failed her. Another heredity asserted itself. She felt very much
+ as her mother or her great-grandmother might have felt in a similar
+ predicament. It was as horrible as dreams she had sometimes had of walking
+ into church in her nightgear. She was sure that she must not move, and the
+ more so because at a very slight motion of hers there had been a motion as
+ if in response from the man on the porch. Then there was another drawback.
+ Some roses grew behind the hollyhocks, and her skirt was caught. She had
+ felt a little pull at her skirt when she essayed a slight tentative
+ motion. Therefore, in order to fly she could not merely slip away; she
+ would have to make extra motions to disentangle her dress. She therefore
+ remained perfectly still in the attitude of shrinking and flight. She
+ thought that her only course until the man should wake and enter the
+ house; then she could slip away. She had not much fear of being discovered
+ unless by motion; she stood in shadow. Besides, the man had no reason
+ whatever to apprehend the presence of a girl in his garden at that hour,
+ and would not be looking for her. She had an intuitive feeling that unless
+ she moved he would not perceive her. Cramps began to assail even her
+ untrammelled limbs. To maintain one pose so long was almost an impossible
+ feat. She kept hoping that he would wake, that he must wake. It did not
+ seem possible that he could sit there much longer and not wake; and yet
+ the night was so hot&mdash;hot, probably, even in the great square rooms
+ of the old Ware house. It was quite natural that he should prefer sleeping
+ there in the cool out-of-door if he could, but an unreasoning rage seized
+ upon her that he should. She rebelled against the very freedom in another
+ which she had always coveted for herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And still he sat there, as white and beautiful and motionless as a statue,
+ and still she kept her enforced attitude. She suffered tortures, but she
+ said to herself that she would not yield, that she would not move. Rather
+ than have that man discover her at that hour in his garden, she would
+ suffer everything. It did not occur to her that possibly this suffering
+ might have consequences which she did not foresee. All that she considered
+ was a simple question of endurance; but all at once her head swam, and she
+ sank down at the feet of the hollyhocks like a broken flower herself. She
+ had completely lost consciousness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When she came to herself she was lying on the back porch of the old Ware
+ house and a pile of pillows was under her head, and she had a confused
+ impression of vanishing woman draperies, which later on she thought she
+ must have been mistaken about, as she knew, of course, that there was no
+ woman there. Hyacinthus Ware himself was bending over her and fanning her
+ with a great fan of peacock feathers, and the old caretaker had a little
+ glass of wine on a tray. The first thing Sarah heard was Hyacinthus's
+ voice, evenly modulated, with a curious stillness about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think if you can drink a little of this wine,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;you will feel
+ better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah looked up at the face looking down at her, and all at once a
+ conviction seized upon her that he had not been asleep at all; that he had
+ pretended to be so, and had been enjoying himself at her expense, simply
+ waiting to see how long she would stand there. He probably thought that
+ she&mdash;she, Sarah Lynn&mdash;had come into his garden at midnight to
+ see him. A sudden fury seized upon her, but when she tried to raise
+ herself she found that she could not. Then she reached out her hand for
+ the wine, and drank it with a fierce gulp, spilling some of it over her
+ dress. It affected her almost instantly. She raised herself, the wine
+ giving her strength, and she looked with a haughty anger at the man, whose
+ expression seemed something between compassion and mocking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You saw me all the time,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You did, I know you did, and you let
+ me think you were asleep to see how long I would stand still there, and
+ you think&mdash;you think&mdash;I was sitting on my door-step&mdash;I live
+ in the next house&mdash;and it was very warm in the house, so I came out
+ again and I smelled the lilies over the hedge, and&mdash;and&mdash;I did
+ not think of you at all.&rdquo; She was quite on her feet then, and she looked
+ at him with her head thrown back with an air of challenge. &ldquo;I thought I
+ would like to come over here in the garden,&rdquo; she continued, in the same
+ angrily excusing tone, &ldquo;and I did not dream of seeing any one. It was so
+ late, I thought the house would be closed, and when I saw you I thought
+ you were asleep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man began to look genuinely compassionate; the half-smile faded from
+ his lips. &ldquo;I understand,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I thought if I moved you would wake and see me, and you were awake
+ all the time. You knew all the time, and you waited for me to stand there
+ and feel as I did. I never dreamed a man could be so cruel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon with all my heart,&rdquo; began Hyacinthus Ware.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the girl was gone. She staggered a little as she ran, leaping over the
+ box borders. When she was at last in her own home, with the door softly
+ closed and locked behind her, and she was in the parlor bedroom, she could
+ not believe that she was herself. She began to look at things differently.
+ The influence of the intergeneration waned. She thought how her mother
+ would never have done such a thing when she was a girl, how shocked she
+ would be if she knew, and she herself was as shocked as her mother would
+ have been.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was only a week from the night of the garden episode that Mr. Ware came
+ to make a call, and he came with the minister, who had been an old friend
+ of his father's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She lay awake a long time that night, thinking with angry humiliation how
+ her mother wanted her to marry John Mangam, and she thought of Mr.
+ Hyacinthus Ware and his polished, gentle manner, which was yet strong.
+ Then all at once a feeling which she had never known before came over her.
+ She saw quite plainly before her, in the moonlit dusk of the room,
+ Hyacinthus Ware's face, and she felt that she could go down on her knees
+ before him and worship him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never was such a man,&rdquo; she said to herself. &ldquo;Never was a man so beautiful
+ and so good. He is not like other men.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was not so much love as devotion which possessed her. She looked out of
+ her little window opposite the bed, at the moonlit night, for the storm
+ had cleared the air. She had the window open and a cool wind was blowing
+ through the room. She looked out at the silver-lit immensity of the sky,
+ and a feeling of exaltation came over her. She thought of Hyacinthus as
+ she might have thought of a divinity. Love and marriage were hardly within
+ her imagination in connection with him. But they came later.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ware quite often called at the Lynn house. He often joined the group on
+ the door-step in the summer nights. He often came when John Mangam
+ occupied his usual chair in his usual place, and his graceful urbanity on
+ such occasions seemed to make more evident the other man's stolid or
+ stupid silence. Hyacinthus and Sarah usually had the most of the
+ conversation to themselves, as even Mrs. Lynn and the old woman, who were
+ not backward in speech, were at a loss to discuss many of the topics
+ introduced. One evening, after they had all gone home, Mrs. Lynn looked
+ fiercely at her daughter as she turned, holding her little lamp, which
+ cast a glorifying reflection upon her face, into the parlor whence led her
+ little bedroom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are a good-for-nothin' girl,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You ought to be ashamed of
+ yourself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mean, mother?&rdquo; asked Sarah. She stood fair and white,
+ confronting her mother, who was burning and coarse with wrath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You talk about things you and him know that the rest of us can't talk
+ about. You take advantage because your father and me sent you to school
+ where you could learn more than we could. It wasn't my fault I didn't go
+ to school, and 'twa'n't his fault, poor man. He had to go to work and get
+ all that money he has.&rdquo; By the last masculine pronoun Mrs. Lynn meant John
+ Mangam.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah had a spirit of her own, and she turned upon her mother, and for the
+ time the two faces looked alike, being swayed with one emotion. &ldquo;If,&rdquo; she
+ said, &ldquo;Mr. Ware and I had to regulate our conversation in order to enable
+ Mr. Mangam to talk with us, I am sure I don't know what we could say. Mr.
+ Mangam never talks, anyway.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It ain't always the folks that talks that knows the most and is the
+ best,&rdquo; said Mrs. Lynn. Then her face upon her daughter's turned
+ malevolent, triumphant, and cruel. &ldquo;I wa'n't goin' to tell you what I
+ heard when I was in Mis' Ketchum's this afternoon,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I thought
+ at first I wouldn't, but now I'm goin' to.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mean, mother?&rdquo; asked Sarah, in an angry voice; but she
+ quailed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought at first I wouldn't,&rdquo; her mother continued, pitilessly, &ldquo;but I
+ see to-night how things are goin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mean by that, mother?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I see that you are fool enough to get to likin' a man that has got the
+ gift of the gab, and that you think is good-lookin', and that wears
+ clothes made in the city, better than a good honest feller that we have
+ all known about ever since he was born, and that ain't got no outlandish
+ blood in him, neither.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mother!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You needn't say mother that way. I ain't a fool, if I haven't been to
+ school like some folks, and I see the way you two looked at each other
+ to-night right before that poor man that has been comin' here steady and
+ means honorable.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nobody asked or wanted him to come,&rdquo; said Sarah.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Maybe you'll change your mind when you hear what I've got to tell you.
+ And I'm goin' to tell you. <i>Hyacinthus Ware has got a woman livin' over
+ there in that house.</i>&rdquo; Sarah turned ghastly pale, but she spoke firmly.
+ &ldquo;You mean he is married?&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I dun'no' whether he is married or not, but there is a woman livin'
+ there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't believe a word of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It don't make no odds whether you believe it or not, she's there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't believe it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She's been seed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who has seen her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Abby Jane Ketchum herself, when she went round to the back door day
+ before yesterday afternoon to ask if Mr. Ware would buy some of her soap.
+ You know she's sellin' soap to get a prize.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where was the woman?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She was sittin' on the back porch with Mr. Ware, and she up and run when
+ she see Abby Jane, and Mr. Ware turned as white as a sheet, and he bought
+ all the soap Abby Jane had left to git out of it, so she's got enough to
+ get a sideboard for a prize. And Abby Jane she kept her eyes open and she
+ see a blind close in the southwest chamber, and that's where the woman
+ sleeps.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What kind of a looking woman was she?&rdquo; asked Sarah, in a strange voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As handsome as a picture, Abby Jane said, and she had on an awful stylish
+ dress. Now if you want to have men like that comin' here to see you, and
+ want to make more of them than you do of a man that you know is all right
+ and is good and honest, you can.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was something about the girl's face, as she turned away without a
+ word, that smote her mother's heart. &ldquo;I felt as if I had to tell you,
+ Sarah,&rdquo; she said, in a voice which was suddenly changed to pity and
+ apology.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You did perfectly right to tell me, mother,&rdquo; said Sarah. When at last she
+ got in her little bedroom she scarcely knew her own face in the glass.
+ Hyacinthus Ware had kissed that face the night before, and ever since the
+ memory of it had seemed like a lamp in her heart. She had met him when she
+ was coming home from the post-office after dark, and he had kissed her at
+ the gate and told her he loved her, and she expected, of course, to marry
+ him. Even now she could not bring herself to entirely doubt him. &ldquo;Suppose
+ there is a woman there,&rdquo; she said to herself, &ldquo;what does it prove?&rdquo; But
+ she felt in her inmost heart that it did prove a good deal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She remembered just how Hyacinthus looked when he spoke to her; there had
+ been something almost childlike in his face. She could not believe, and
+ yet in the face of all this evidence! If there was a woman living in the
+ house with him, why had he kept it secret? Suddenly it occurred to her
+ that she could go over in the garden and see for herself. It was a bright
+ moonlight night and not yet late. If the woman was there, if she inhabited
+ the southwest chamber, there might be some sign of her. Sarah placed her
+ lamp on her bureau, gathered her skirts around her, and ran swiftly out
+ into the night. She hurried stealthily through the garden. The lilies were
+ gone, but there was still a strong breath of sweetness, a bouquet, as it
+ were, of mignonette and verbena and sweet thyme and other fragrant
+ blossoms, and the hollyhocks still bloomed. She went very carefully when
+ she reached the last enclosure of box; she peeped through the tall file of
+ hollyhocks, and there was Hyacinthus on the porch and there was a woman
+ beside him. In fact, the woman was sitting in the old chair and Hyacinthus
+ was at her feet, on the step, with his head in her lap. The moon shone on
+ them; they looked as if they were carved with marble.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah never knew how she got home, but she was back there in her little
+ room and nobody knew that she had been in the Ware garden except herself.
+ The next morning she had a talk with her mother. &ldquo;Mother,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;if
+ Mr. John Mangam wants to marry me why doesn't he say so?&rdquo; She was fairly
+ brutal in her manner of putting the question. She did not change color in
+ the least. She was very pale that morning, and she stood more like her
+ mother and her great-grandmother than herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Lynn looked at her, and she was almost shocked. &ldquo;Why, Sarah Lynn!&rdquo;
+ she gasped.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I mean just what I say,&rdquo; said Sarah, firmly. &ldquo;I want to know. John Mangam
+ has been coming here steadily for nearly two years, and he never even says
+ a word, much less asks me to marry him. Does he expect me to do it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose he thinks you might at least meet him half-way,&rdquo; said her
+ mother, confusedly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That afternoon she went over to Mrs. Wilford Biggs's, and the next night,
+ it being John Mangam's night to call, Mrs. Biggs waylaid him as he was
+ just about to cross the street to the Lynn house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After a short conversation Mrs. Biggs and her brother crossed the street
+ together, and it was not long before Mrs. Lynn asked Mrs. Biggs and the
+ old grandmother, who had also come over, to go in the house and see her
+ new black silk dress. Then it was that John Mangam mumbled something
+ inarticulate, which Sarah translated into an offer of marriage. &ldquo;Very
+ well, I will marry you if you want me to, Mr. Mangam,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I don't
+ love you at all, but if you don't mind about that&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ John Mangam said nothing at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you don't mind that, I will marry you,&rdquo; said Sarah, and nobody would
+ have known her voice. It was a voice to be ashamed of, full of despair and
+ shame and pride, so wronged and mangled that her very spirit seemed
+ violated. John Mangam said nothing then. She and the man sat there quite
+ still, when Hyacinthus came stepping over the hedge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah found a voice when she saw him. She turned to him. &ldquo;Good evening,
+ Mr. Ware,&rdquo; she said, clearly. &ldquo;I would like to announce my engagement to
+ Mr. Mangam.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hyacinthus stood staring at her. Sarah repeated her announcement. Then
+ Hyacinthus Ware disregarded John Mangam as much as if he had been a post
+ of the white fence that enclosed the Lynn yard. &ldquo;What does it mean?&rdquo; he
+ cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You have no right to ask,&rdquo; said she, also disregarding John Mangam, who
+ sat perfectly still in his chair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No right to ask after&mdash;Sarah, what do you mean? Why have I no right
+ to ask, after what we told each other?&mdash;and I intended to see your
+ mother to-night. I only waited because&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Because you had a guest in the house,&rdquo; said Sarah, in a cold, low voice.
+ Then John Mangam looked up with some show of animation. He had heard the
+ gossip.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hyacinthus looked at her a moment, speechless, then he left her without
+ another word and went home across the hedge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was soon told in Adams that Sarah Lynn and John Mangam were to be
+ married. Everybody agreed that it was a good match and that Sarah was a
+ lucky girl. She went on with her wedding preparations. John Mangam came as
+ usual and sat silently. Sometimes when Sarah looked at him and reflected
+ that she would have to pass her life with this automaton a sort of madness
+ seized her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hyacinthus she almost never saw. Once in a great while she met him on the
+ street, and he bowed, raising his hat silently. He never made the
+ slightest attempt at explanation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One night, after supper, Sarah and her mother sat on the front door-step,
+ and by and by the old grandmother came across the fields, and Mrs. Wilford
+ Biggs across the street, and Mr. John Mangam from his own house farther
+ down. He looked preoccupied and worried that night, and while he was as
+ silent as ever, yet his silence had the effect of speech.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They sat in their customary places: Mrs. Lynn and Mrs. Biggs in the chairs
+ on the broad step-stone, Sarah and the old woman on the step, and Mr. John
+ Mangam in his chair on the gravel path,&mdash;when a strange lady came
+ stepping across the hedge from the Ware garden. She was not so very young,
+ although she was undeniably very handsome, and her clothes were of a
+ fashion never seen in Adams. She went straight up to the group on the
+ door-step, and although she had too much poise of manner to appear
+ agitated, it was evident that she was very eager and very much in earnest.
+ Mrs. Lynn half arose, with an idea of giving her a chair, but there was no
+ time, the lady began talking so at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are Miss Sarah Lynn, are you not?&rdquo; she asked of Sarah, and she did
+ not wait for a reply, &ldquo;and you are going to be married to him?&rdquo; and there
+ was an unmistakable emphasis of scorn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have just returned,&rdquo; said the lady; &ldquo;I have not been in the house half
+ an hour, and my father told me. You do not know, but the gentleman who has
+ lived so long in the Ware house, the caretaker, is my father, and&mdash;and
+ my mother was Hyacinthus's mother; her second marriage was secret, and he
+ would never tell. My father and my mother were cousins. Hyacinthus never
+ told.&rdquo; She turned to Sarah. &ldquo;He would not even tell you, when he knew that
+ you must have seen or heard something that made you believe otherwise,
+ because&mdash;because of our mother. No, he would not even tell you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She spoke again with a great impetuosity which made her seem very young,
+ although she was not so very young. &ldquo;I have been kept away all my life,&rdquo;
+ she said, &ldquo;all my life from here, that the memory of our mother should not
+ suffer, and now I come to tell, myself, and you will marry my brother,
+ whom you must love better than that gentleman. You must. Will you not?
+ Tell me that you will,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;for Hyacinthus is breaking his heart,
+ and he loves you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before anything further could be said John Mangam rose, and walked rapidly
+ down the gravel walk out of the yard and down the street.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah felt dizzy. She bent lower as she sat and held her head in her two
+ hands, and the strange lady came on the other side of her, and she was
+ enveloped in a fragrance of some foreign perfume.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My brother has been almost mad,&rdquo; she whispered in her ear, &ldquo;and I have
+ just found out what the trouble was. He would not tell on account of our
+ mother, but poor mother is dead and gone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then the old woman on the other side raised her voice unexpectedly, and
+ she spoke to her granddaughter, Mrs. Lynn. &ldquo;You are a fool,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;if
+ you wouldn't rather hev Serrah merry a man like Hyacinthus Ware, with all
+ his money and livin' in the biggest house in Adams, than a man like John
+ Mangam, who sets an' sets an' sets the hull evenin' and never opens his
+ mouth to say boo to a goose, and beside bein' threatened with a suit for
+ breach.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't care who she marries, as long as she is happy,&rdquo; said Sarah's
+ mother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'm goin',&rdquo; said the old woman. &ldquo;I left my winders open, and I
+ think there's a shower comin' up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She rose, and Mrs. Wilford Biggs at the same time. Sarah's mother went
+ into the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Won't you?&rdquo; whispered the strange lady, and it was as if a rose whispered
+ in Sarah's ear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't know that he&mdash;I thought&mdash;&rdquo; stammered Sarah.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sarah did not exactly know when the lady left and when Hyacinthus came,
+ but after a while they were sitting side by side on the door-step, and the
+ moon was rising over the mountain, and the wonderful shadows were
+ gathering about them like a company of wedding-guests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0005" id="link2H_4_0005">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ JANE'S GRAY EYES
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ BY SEWELL FORD
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ When <i>The Insurgent</i> took its place among the &ldquo;best six sellers,&rdquo;
+ Decatur Brown formed several good resolutions. He would not have himself
+ photographed in a literary pose, holding a book on his knee, or propping
+ his forehead up with one hand and gazing dreamily into space; he would not
+ accept the praise of newspaper reviewers as laurel dropped from Olympus;
+ and he would not tell &ldquo;how he wrote it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Firmly he held to this commendable programme, despite frequent urgings to
+ depart from it. Yet observe what pitfalls beset the path of the popular
+ fictionist. There came a breezy, shrewd-eyed young woman of beguiling
+ tongue who announced herself as a &ldquo;lady journalist.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now for goodness' sake don't shy,&rdquo; she pleaded. &ldquo;I'm not going to ask
+ about your literary methods, or do a kodak write-up of the way you brush
+ your hair, or any of that rot. I merely want you to say something about
+ Sunday Weeks. That's legitimate, isn't it? Sunday's a public character
+ now, you know. Every one talks about her. So why shouldn't you, who know
+ her best?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was the voice of the siren. Decatur Brown should have recognized it as
+ such. But the breezy young person was so plausible, she bubbled with such
+ enthusiasm for his heroine, that in the end he yielded. He talked of
+ Sunday Weeks. And such talk!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Obviously the &ldquo;lady journalist&rdquo; had come all primed with the rather
+ shop-worn theory that the Sunday Weeks who figured as the heroine of <i>The
+ Insurgent</i> must be a real personage, a young woman in whom Decatur
+ Brown took more than a literary interest. Possibly the cards were ready to
+ be sent out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Had she put these queries point-blank, he would have denied them
+ definitely and emphatically, and there would have been an end. But she was
+ far too clever for that. She plied him with sly hints and deft
+ insinuation. Then, when he began to scent her purpose, she took another
+ tack. &ldquo;Did he really admire women of the Sunday Weeks type? Did he
+ honestly think that the unconventional, wilful, whimsical Sunday, while
+ perfectly charming in the unmarried state, could be tamed to matrimony?
+ Was he willing to have his ideal of womanhood judged by this disturbingly
+ fascinating creature of the 'sober gray eyes and piquant chin'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Naturally he felt called upon to endorse his heroine, to defend her.
+ Loyalty to his art demanded that much. Then, too, there recurred to him
+ thoughts of Jane Temple. He could truthfully say that Sunday was a wholly
+ imaginative character, that she had no &ldquo;original.&rdquo; And yet subconsciously
+ he knew that all the time he was creating her there had been before him a
+ vision of Jane. Not a very distinct vision, to be sure. It had been some
+ years since he had seen her. But that bit about the sober gray eyes and
+ the piquant chin Jane was responsible for. He could never forget those
+ eyes of Jane's. He was not so certain about the chin. It might have been
+ piquant; and then again, it might not. At any rate, it had been adorable,
+ for it was Jane's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, while some of his enthusiasm in the defence of Sunday Weeks was due to
+ artistic fervor, more of it was prompted by thoughts of Jane Temple. He
+ did not pretend, he declared, to speak for other men; but as for himself,
+ he liked Sunday&mdash;he liked her very much.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The shrewd eyes of the &ldquo;lady journalist&rdquo; glistened. She knew her cue when
+ she heard it. Throwing her first theory to the four winds, she eagerly
+ gripped this new and tangible fact.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then she really is your ideal?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had not thought much about it, but he presumed that in a sense she was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But suppose now, Mr. Brown, just suppose you should some day run across a
+ young woman exactly like the Sunday Weeks you have described: would you
+ marry her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Decatur Brown laughed&mdash;a light, irresponsible, bachelor laugh. &ldquo;I
+ should probably ask her if I might first.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you <i>would</i> ask her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, assuredly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And would you like to find such a girl?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Decatur gazed sentimentally over the smart little polo-hat of the &ldquo;lady
+ journalist&rdquo; and out of the window at a sky&mdash;a sky as gray as Jane's
+ eyes had been that last night when they had parted, she to travel abroad
+ with her aunt, he to become a cub reporter on a city daily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I would like very much to find her,&rdquo; he replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Do you think, after this, that the interviewer waited for more? Not she.
+ Leaving him mixed up with his daydream, she took herself off before he
+ could retract, or modify, or in any way spoil the story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Still, considering what she might have printed, she was really quite
+ decent about it. Leaving out the startling head-lines, hers was a nice,
+ readable, chatty article. It contained no bald announcement that the
+ author of <i>The Insurgent</i> was hunting, with matrimonial intent, for a
+ gray-eyed prototype of Sunday Weeks. Yet that was the impression conveyed.
+ Where was there a girl with sober gray eyes and a piquant chin who could
+ answer to certain other specifications, duly set forth in one of the most
+ popular novels of the day? Whoever she might be, wherever she was, she
+ might know what to expect should she be discovered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having survived the first shock to his reticence, Decatur Brown was
+ inclined to dismiss the matter with a laugh. He had been cleverly
+ exploited, but he could not see that any great harm had been done. He
+ supposed that he must become used to such things. Anyway, he was
+ altogether too busy to give much thought to the incident, for he was in
+ the middle of another novel that must be ready for the public before <i>The
+ Insurgent</i> was forgotten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was yet to learn the real meaning of publicity. First there appeared an
+ old friend, one who should have understood him too well to put faith in
+ such an absurdity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say, Deck, you've simply got to dine with us Thursday night. My wife
+ insists. She wants you to meet a cousin of hers&mdash;Denver girl, mighty
+ bright, and&rdquo;&mdash;this impressively&mdash;&ldquo;she has gray eyes, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Decatur grinned appreciatively, but he begged off. He was really very
+ sorry to miss a gray-eyed girl, of course, but there was his work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One by one his other friends had their little shy at him. Mayhew sent by
+ messenger a huge placard reading, &ldquo;Wanted, A Wife.&rdquo; Trevors called him up
+ by telephone to advise him to see <i>Jupiter Belles</i> at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Get a seat in A,&rdquo; he chuckled, &ldquo;and take a good look at the third from
+ the left, first row. She has gray eyes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the time he received Tiddler's atrocious sketch, representing the
+ author of <i>The Insurgent</i> as a Diogenes looking for gray-eyed girls,
+ he had ceased to smile over the thing. The joke was becoming a trifle
+ stale.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then the letters began to come in, post-marked from all over the country.
+ They were all from young persons who had read <i>The Insurgent</i>, and
+ evidently the interview; for, no matter what else was said, each missive
+ contained the information that the writer of it possessed gray eyes. All
+ save one. That was accompanied by a photograph on which an arrow had been
+ drawn pointing towards the eyes. Under the arrow was naively inscribed,
+ &ldquo;Gray.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Decatur was not flattered. His dignity suffered. He felt cheapened,
+ humiliated. The fact that the waning boom of his novel had received new
+ impetus did not console him. His mildly serious expression gave place to a
+ worried, injured look.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then Mrs. Wheeler Upton swooped down on him with a demand for his
+ appearance at one of her Saturday nights. For Decatur there was no choice.
+ He was her debtor for so many helpful favors in the past that he could not
+ refuse so simple a request. Yet he groaned in spirit as he viewed the
+ prospect. Once it would have been different. Was it not in her pleasant
+ drawing-rooms that he had been boosted from obscurity to shine among the
+ other literary stars? Mrs. Upton knew them all. She made it her business
+ to do so, bless the kindly heart of her, and to see that they knew each
+ other. No wonder her library table groaned under the weight of autographed
+ volumes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to face that crowd at Mrs. Wheeler Upton's meant to run a rapid-fire
+ gauntlet of jokes about gray-eyed girls. However, go he must, and go he
+ did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was not a little relieved to find so few there, and that most of them
+ were young women. A girl often hesitates at voicing a witticism, because
+ she is afraid, after all, that it may not be really funny. A man never
+ doubts the excellence of his own humor. So, when a quarter of an hour had
+ passed without hint of that threadbare topic, he gradually threw off his
+ restraint and began to enjoy himself. He was talking Meredith to a tall
+ girl in soft-blue China silk, when suddenly he became aware that they had
+ been left entirely to themselves. Every one else seemed to have drifted
+ into an adjoining room. Through the doorway he could see them about Mrs.
+ Upton, who was evidently holding their attention.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, what's up, I wonder? Why do they leave us out, I'd like to know?&rdquo;
+ and he glanced inquiringly at the girl in soft blue. She flushed
+ consciously and dropped her lashes. When she looked at him again, and
+ rather appealingly, he saw that she had gray eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Decatur's turn to flush. Could Mrs. Upton have done this
+ deliberately? He was loath to think so. The situation was awkward, and
+ awkwardly he got himself out of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say, let's see what they're up to in there,&rdquo; he suggested, and marched
+ her into the other room, wondering if he showed his embarrassment as much
+ as she did. As he sidled away from her he determined to pick out a girl
+ whose eyes were not gray, and to stick to her for the remainder of the
+ evening. Accordingly he began his inspection. A moment later and the whole
+ truth blazed enlighteningly upon him. They were all gray-eyed girls, every
+ last one of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If he had been waiting for a climax, he was entirely satisfied. Of course
+ it was rather silly of him to take it all so seriously, but, sitting
+ safely in his rooms long after his panicky retreat from Mrs. Upton's
+ collection, he could not make light of the situation. It <i>was</i>
+ serious. He was losing sleep, appetite, and self-respect over it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not that he was vain enough to imagine that every gray-eyed girl in the
+ country, or any one of them, wished to marry him. No; he was fairly
+ modest, as men go. He suspected that the chief emotions he inspired were
+ curiosity and mischievousness. It was the thought of what those uncounted
+ thousands of gray-eyed girls must conceive as his attitude towards them
+ that hurt. Why, it was almost as though he had put a matrimonial
+ advertisement in the newspapers. When he pictured himself looked upon as
+ assuming to be a connoisseur of a certain type of femininity he felt as
+ keenly disgraced as if he had set himself up for an Apollo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In next morning's mail he noted an increased number of letters from
+ unknown gray-eyed correspondents. That settled it. Hurriedly packing a
+ capacious kit-bag, with the uncompleted manuscript on top, he took the
+ first train for Ocean Park. Where else could he find a more habitable
+ solitude than Ocean Park in early June? Once previously he had gone there
+ before the season opened, and he knew. Later on the popular big seashore
+ resort would seethe with vacationists. They would crowd the hotels,
+ over-flow the board walk, cover the sands, and polka-dot the ocean. But in
+ June the sands would be deserted, the board walk untrod, the hotels empty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so it was. The landlord of The Empress welcomed him effusively, not as
+ Decatur Brown, author of <i>The Insurgent</i> and seeker of an ideal girl
+ with gray eyes, but as plain, every-day Mr. Brown, whom Providence had
+ sent as a June guest. Decatur was thankful for it. The barren verandas
+ were grateful in his sight. When he had been installed in a corner suite,
+ spread out his writing things on a flat-topped table that faced the sea,
+ filled his ink-well, and lighted his pipe, he seemed to have escaped from
+ a threatening presence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He could breathe freely here, thank goodness, and work. He was just
+ settling down to it when through the open transom behind him came the
+ sound of rustling skirts and a voice which demanded:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But how do you suppose he found that we were here? You're certain that it
+ was Decatur Brown, are you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh yes, quite certain. He has changed very little. Besides, there was the
+ name on the register.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Decatur thrilled at the music of that answering voice. There was a little
+ quaver in it, a faint but fascinating breaking on the low notes, such as
+ he had never heard in any voice save Jane Temple's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then Mabel must not come down to dinner to-night. She must&mdash;&rdquo; The
+ rest was lost around the corner of a corridor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What Mabel must do remained a mystery. Must she go without her dinner
+ altogether? He hoped not, for evidently his arrival had something to do
+ with it. Why? Decatur gave it up. Who was Mabel, anyway? The owner of the
+ other voice he could guess at. That must be Mrs. Philo Allen, Jane's aunt
+ Judith, the one who had carried her off to Europe and forbidden them to
+ write to each other. But Mabel? Oh yes! He had almost forgotten that
+ elaborately gowned miss who at sixteen had assumed such young-ladyfied
+ airs. Mabel was Jane's young cousin, of course, the one to whom he used to
+ take expensive bonbons, his intent being to propitiate Aunt Judith.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So they were guests at The Empress, too&mdash;Jane and her aunt and the
+ pampered Mabel? Chiefly, however, there was Jane. The others did not
+ matter much. Ah, here was a gray-eyed girl that he did not dread to meet.
+ And she had not forgotten him!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An hour later he was waiting for her in the lower hallway. Luckily she
+ came down alone, so they had the hall seat to themselves for those first
+ few minutes. She was the same charming Jane that he had known of old.
+ There was an added dignity in the way she carried her shapely little head,
+ a deeper sweetness in the curve of her thin lips. Perhaps her manner was a
+ little subdued, too; but, after all those years with Mrs. Philo Allen, why
+ not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How nice of you,&rdquo; she was saying, &ldquo;to hunt us up and surprise us in this
+ fashion. Auntie has been expecting you at home for weeks, you know, but
+ when Mabel's rose-cold developed she decided that we must go to the
+ seashore, even though we did die of lonesomeness. And here we find you&mdash;or
+ you find us. The sea air will make Mabel presentable in a day or so, we
+ hope.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm sure I hope so, too,&rdquo; he assented, without enthusiasm. Really, he did
+ not see the necessity of dragging in Mabel. Nor did he understand why Mrs.
+ Allen had expected him, or why Jane should assume that he had hunted them
+ up. Now that she had assumed it, though, he could hardly explain that it
+ was an accident. He asked how long they had remained abroad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, ages! There was an age in France, while Mabel was perfecting her
+ accent; then there was another age in Italy, where Mabel took
+ voice-culture and the old masters; and yet another age in Germany, while
+ Mabel struggled with the theory of music. Our year in Devon was not quite
+ an age; we went there for the good of Mabel's complexion.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed! Has she kept those peaches-and-cream checks?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, you must wait and see,&rdquo; and Jane nodded mysteriously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I&mdash;&rdquo; protested Decatur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, it will be only for a day or so. Rose-colds are so hard on the eyes,
+ you know. In the mean time perhaps you will tell us how you happened to
+ develop into a famous author. We are immensely proud of you, of course.
+ Aunt Judith goes hardly anywhere without a copy of <i>The Insurgent</i> in
+ her hand. If the persons she meets have not read it, she scolds them good.
+ And you must hear Mabel render that chapter in which Sunday runs away from
+ the man she loves with the man she doesn't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There they were, back to Mabel again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But what about yourself, Jane?&rdquo; suggested Decatur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;About me! Why, I only&mdash;Oh, here is Aunt Judith.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yes, there was no mistaking her, nor overlooking her. She was just as
+ colossally commanding as ever, just as imperious. At sight of her, Decatur
+ understood Jane's position clearly. She was still the dependent niece, the
+ obscure satellite of a star of the first magnitude. Very distinctly had
+ Mrs. Philo Allen once explained to him this dependence of Jane's,
+ incidentally touching on his own unlikely prospects. That had been just
+ before she had swept Jane off to Europe with her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this Aunt Judith now seemed to have forgotten. In her own imperial way
+ she greeted him graciously, inspecting him with critical but favorable
+ eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Really, you do look quite distinguished,&rdquo; was her verdict, as she took
+ his arm in her progress towards her dinner. &ldquo;I am sure Mabel will say so,
+ too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whereupon they reverted once more to Mabel. The maid was bathing Mabel's
+ eyes with witch-hazel and trying to persuade her to eat a little hot soup.
+ Such details about Mabel seemed to be regarded as of first importance. By
+ some mysterious reasoning, too, Mrs. Allen appeared to connect them with
+ Decatur Brown and his presence at Ocean Park.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To-morrow night, if all goes well, you shall see her,&rdquo; she whispered,
+ exultantly, in his ear, as they left the dining-hall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Decatur was puzzled. What if he <i>could</i> see Mabel the next night? Or
+ what if he could not? He should survive, even if the event were
+ indefinitely postponed. What he desired just then was that Jane should
+ accompany him on an early-evening tramp down the board walk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wouldn't it be better to wait until to-morrow evening?&rdquo; asked Jane.
+ &ldquo;Perhaps Mabel can go then.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The deuce take Mabel!&rdquo; He half smothered the exclamation, and Jane
+ appeared not to hear, yielding at last to his insistence that they start
+ at once. But it was not the kind of a talk he had hoped to have with Jane
+ Temple. The intimate and personal ground of conversation towards which he
+ sought to draw her she avoided as carefully as if it had been stuck with
+ the &ldquo;No Trespassing&rdquo; notices. When they returned to the hotel, Decatur
+ felt scarcely better acquainted with her than before he had found her
+ again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Next evening, according to schedule, Mabel appeared. She was an exquisite
+ young woman, there was no doubt about that. She carried herself with an
+ almost royal air which impressed even the head waiter. Her perfect figure,
+ perfectly encased, was graceful in every long curve. Her Devon-repaired
+ complexion was of dazzling purity, all snowy white and sea-shell pink. One
+ could hardly imagine how even so aristocratic a malady as a rose-cold
+ could have dared to redden slightly the tip of that classic nose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Turning to Decatur with languid interest she murmured:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, you see I have not forgotten you, although I often do forget faces.
+ You may sit here, if you please, and talk to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was quite like being received by a sovereign, Decatur imagined. He did
+ his best to talk, and talk entertainingly, for no other reason than that
+ it was expected of him. At last he said something which struck the right
+ chord. The perfect Mabel smiled approvingly at him, and he noticed for the
+ first time that her eyes were gray. Suspiciously he glanced across the
+ table at Jane. Was that a mocking smile on her thinly curved lips, or was
+ it meant for kindly encouragement?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Little by little during the succeeding two days he pieced out the
+ situation. It was not a plot exactly, unless you could dignify Mrs. Philo
+ Allen's confident plans by such a name. But, starting with what basis
+ Heaven only knew, she had reached the conclusion that when the author of
+ <i>The Insurgent</i> had described Sunday Weeks he could have had in mind
+ but one person, the one gray-eyed girl worthy of such distinction, the
+ girl to whom he had shown such devotion but a few years before&mdash;her
+ daughter Mabel. Then she had begun expecting him to appear. And when he
+ had seemingly followed them to the seaside&mdash;well, what would any one
+ naturally think? Flutteringly she had doubtless put the question to Jane,
+ who had probably replied as she was expected to reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The peerless Mabel, of course, was the only one not in the secret. Anyway,
+ she would have taken no interest in it. Her amazing egoism would have
+ prevented that. Nothing interested Mabel acutely unless it pertained to
+ some attribute of her own loveliness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for Jane Temple's view of this business, that remained an enigma. Had
+ she grown so accustomed to her aunt Judith's estimate of Mabel that she
+ could accept it? That was hardly possible, for Jane had a keen sense of
+ humor. Then why should she help to throw Mabel at his head, or him at
+ Mabel's?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile he walked at Mabel's side, carrying her wraps, while her mother
+ and Jane trailed judiciously in the rear. He drove out with Mabel, Mabel's
+ mother sitting opposite and smiling at him with an air of complacent
+ proprietorship. He stood by the piano and turned the music while Mabel
+ executed sonatas and other things for which he had not the least
+ appreciation. He listened to solos from <i>Lucia</i>, which Mabel sang at
+ Jane's suggestion. Also, Jane brought forth Mabel's sketch-books and then
+ ostentatiously left them alone with each other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was much meekness in Decatur. When handled just right he was
+ wonderfully complaisant. But after a whole week of Mabel he decided that
+ the limit had been reached. Seizing an occasion when Mabel was in the
+ hands of the hairdresser and manicurist, he led her mother to a secluded
+ veranda corner and boldly plunged into an explanation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have no doubt you thought it a little strange, Mrs. Allen,&rdquo; he began,
+ &ldquo;my appearing to follow you down here, but really&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There, there, Decatur, it isn't at all necessary. It was all perfectly
+ natural and entirely proper. In fact, I quite understood.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I'm afraid that you&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, but I do comprehend. We old folks are not blind. When it was a matter
+ of those foreign gentlemen, German barons, Italian counts, Austrian
+ princes, and so on, I was extremely particular, perhaps overparticular.
+ Their titles are so often shoddy. But I know all about you. You come from
+ almost as good New England stock as we do. You are talented, almost
+ famous. Besides, your attachment is of no sudden growth. It has stood the
+ test of years. Yes, my dear Decatur, I heartily approve of you. However&rdquo;&mdash;here
+ she rested a plump forefinger simperingly on the first of her two chins,
+ &ldquo;your fate rests with Mabel, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Once or twice he had gaspingly tried to stop her, but smilingly she had
+ waved him aside. When she ended he was speechless. Could he tell her,
+ after all that, what a precious bore her exquisite Mabel was to him? It
+ had been difficult enough when the situation was only a tacit one, but now
+ that it had been definitely expressed&mdash;well, it was proving to be a
+ good deal like those net snares which hunters of circus animals use, the
+ more he struggled to free himself the more he became entangled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Abruptly, silently, he took his leave of Mrs. Allen. He feared that if he
+ said more she might construe it as a request, that she should immediately
+ lay his proposal before Mabel. With a despairing, haunted look he sought
+ the board walk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carpenters were hammering and sawing, painters were busy in the booths, a
+ few old ladies sat about in the sun, here and there a happy youngster dug
+ in the sand with a tin shovel. Decatur envied them all. They were sane,
+ rational persons, who were not likely to be interviewed and trapped into
+ saying fool things. Their acts were not liable to be misconstrued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing a pier jutting out, he heedlessly followed it to the very end. And
+ there, on one of the seats built for summer guests, he found Jane.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where is Mabel?&rdquo; she asked, anxiously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She is having her hair done and her nails polished, I believe,&rdquo; said
+ Decatur, gloomily, dropping down beside Jane. &ldquo;She is being prepared, as
+ nearly as I can gather, to receive a proposal of marriage.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah! Then you&mdash;&rdquo; She turned to him inquiringly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It appears so now,&rdquo; he admitted. &ldquo;I have been talking to her mother.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I see.&rdquo; She said it quietly, gently, in a tone of submission.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you don't see,&rdquo; he protested. &ldquo;No one sees; that is, no one sees
+ things as they really are. Do you think, Jane, that you could listen to me
+ for a few moments without jumping at conclusions, without assuming that
+ you know exactly what I am going to say before I have said it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She said that she would try.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then I would like to make a confession to you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wouldn't it be better to&mdash;to make it first to Mabel?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, it would not,&rdquo; he declared, doggedly. &ldquo;It concerns that interview in
+ which I was quoted as saying things about gray-eyed girls.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I read it. We all read it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guessed that much. Well, I said those things, just as I was quoted as
+ saying them, but I did not mean all that I was credited with meaning. I
+ want you to believe, Jane, that when I admitted my preference for gray
+ eyes and&mdash;and all that, I was thinking of one gray-eyed girl in
+ particular. Can you believe that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I did from the very first; that is, I did as soon as Aunt Judith&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never mind about Aunt Judith,&rdquo; interrupted Decatur, firmly. &ldquo;We will get
+ to her in time. We are talking now about that interview. You must admit,
+ Jane, that there are many gray-eyed girls in the country; I don't know
+ just how many, thank Heaven, but there are a lot of them. And most of them
+ seem not only to have read that interview, but to have made a personal
+ application of my remarks. Have you any idea what that means to me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then you think that they are all in&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, no! I don't imagine there's a single one that cares a bone button for
+ me. But each and every one of them thinks that I am in love with her, or
+ willing to be. If she doesn't think so, her friends do. They expect me to
+ propose on sight, simply because of what I have said about gray eyes. You
+ doubt that? Let me tell you what occurred just before I left town: A
+ person whom I had counted as a friend got together a whole houseful of
+ gray-eyed girls, and then sent for me to come and make my choice. That is
+ what drove me from the city. That is why I came to Ocean Park in June.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But the one particular gray-eyed girl that you mentioned? How was it that
+ you happened to&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was sheer good fortune, Jane, that I found you here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Decatur had slipped a tentative arm along the seat-back. He was leaning
+ towards Jane, regarding her with melancholy tenderness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That you found me?&rdquo; she said, wonderingly. &ldquo;Oh, you mean that it was
+ fortunate you found <i>us</i> here?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I don't. I mean you&mdash;y-o-u, second person singular. Haven't you
+ guessed by this time who was the particular gray-eyed girl I had in mind?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course I have; it was Mabel, wasn't it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mabel! Oh, hang Mabel! Jane, it was you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Me! Why, Decatur Brown!&rdquo; Either surprise or indignation rang in her tone.
+ He concluded that it must be the latter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, well,&rdquo; he said, dejectedly, &ldquo;I had no right to suppose that you'd
+ like it. It's the truth, though, and after so much misunderstanding I am
+ glad you know it. I want you to know that it was you who inspired Sunday
+ Weeks, if any one did. I have never mentioned this before, have not
+ admitted it, even to myself, until now. But I realize that it is true. We
+ have been a long time apart, but the memory of you has never faded for a
+ day, for an hour. So, when I tried to describe the most charming girl of
+ whom I could think, I was describing you. As I wrote, there was constantly
+ before me the vision of your dear gray eyes, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Decatur! Look at me. Look me straight in the eyes and tell me if they are
+ gray.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He looked. As a matter of fact, he had been looking into her eyes for
+ several moments. Now there was something so compelling about her tone that
+ he bent all his faculties to the task. This time he looked not with that
+ blindness peculiar to those who love, but, for the moment, discerningly,
+ seeingly. And they were not gray eyes at all. They were a clear, brilliant
+ hazel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why&mdash;why!&rdquo; he gasped out, chokingly. &ldquo;I&mdash;I have always thought
+ of them as gray eyes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If that isn't just like a man!&rdquo; she exclaimed, shrugging away from him.
+ Her quarter profile revealed those thinly curved lips pursed into a most
+ delicious pout. &ldquo;You acknowledge, don't you, that they're <i>not</i>
+ gray?&rdquo; she flung at him over her shoulder&mdash;an adorable shoulder,
+ Decatur thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I admit it,&rdquo; he groaned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then&mdash;then why don't you go away?&rdquo; It was just that trembling little
+ quaver on the low notes which spurred him on to cast the die.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jane,&rdquo; he whispered, &ldquo;I don't want to go away, and I don't want you to
+ send me. It isn't gray eyes that I care for, or ever have cared for. It's
+ been just you, your own dear, charming self.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, it hasn't been. I haven't even a piquant chin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That doesn't matter. What is a piquant chin, anyway?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You ought to know; you wrote it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So I did, but I didn't know what it meant. I just knew that it ought to
+ mean something charming, which you are.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm not. And I am not accomplished. I don't sing, I don't play, I don't
+ draw.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thanks be for that! I don't, either. But I think you are the dearest girl
+ in the world.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that she turned to him and smiled a little as only Jane could smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You told me that once before, a long time ago, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you have not forgotten?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No. I&mdash;you see&mdash;I didn't want to forget.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Had it been August, or even July, doubtless a great number of vacationists
+ would have been somewhat shocked at what Decatur did then. But it was
+ early June, you remember, and on the far end of the Ocean Park
+ fishing-pier were only these two, with just the dancing blue ocean in
+ front.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But,&rdquo; she said at length, after many other and more important things had
+ been said between them, &ldquo;what will Aunt Judith say?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose she'll think me a lucky dog&mdash;and slightly color-blind,&rdquo;
+ chuckled Decatur, joyously. &ldquo;But come,&rdquo; he went on, helping her to rise
+ and retaining both her hands, swaying them back and forth clasped in his,
+ as children do in the game of London Bridge,&mdash;&ldquo;come,&rdquo; he repeated,
+ impulsively, &ldquo;while my courage is high let us go and break the news to
+ your aunt Judith.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was, however, no need. Looming ponderously in the middle distance of
+ the pier's vista, a lorgnette held to her eyes, and a frozen look of
+ horror on her ample features, was Aunt Judith herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
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+ <h2>
+ A STIFF CONDITION
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ BY HERMAN WHITAKER
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ An Ontario sun shed a pleasant warmth into the clearing where Elder Hector
+ McCakeron sat smoking. His gratified consciousness was pleasantly
+ titillated by sights and sounds of worldly comfort. From the sty behind
+ the house came fat gruntings; in the barn-yard hens were shrilly
+ announcing that eggs would be served with the bacon; moreover, Janet was
+ vigorously agitating a hoe among the potatoes to his left, while his wife
+ performed similarly in the cabbage-garden. And what better could a man
+ wish than to see his women profitably employed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a pause in Janet's labors that gave the elder first warning of an
+ intruder on his peace. A man was coming across the clearing&mdash;a short
+ fellow, thick-set and bow-legged in figure, slow and heavy of face. The
+ elder observed him with stony eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the Englisher,&rdquo; he muttered. &ldquo;What'll he be wanting wi' me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His accent was hostile as his glance. Since, thirty years before, a wave
+ of red-haired Scots inundated western Ontario, no man of Saxon birth had
+ settled in Zorra, the elder's township. That in peculiar had been held
+ sealed as a heritage to the Scot, and when Joshua Timmins bought out Sandy
+ Cruikshanks the township boiled and burned throughout its length and
+ breadth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not that it had expected to suffer the contamination. It was simply
+ astounded at the man's impudence. &ldquo;We'll soon drum him oot!&rdquo; Elder
+ McCakeron snorted, when he heard of the invasion; to which, on learning
+ that Timmins was also guilty of Methodism, he added, &ldquo;Wait till the
+ meenister lays claws on the beast.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was confidently expected that he would be made into a notable example,
+ a warning to all intruders from beyond the pale; and the first Sunday
+ after his arrival a full congregation turned out to see the minister do
+ the trick. Interest was heightened by the presence of the victim, who,
+ lacking a chapel of his own faith, attended kirk. His entrance caused a
+ sensation. Forgetting its Sabbath manners, the congregation turned bodily
+ and stared till recalled to its duty by the minister's cough. Then it
+ shifted its gaze to him. What thunders were brewing behind that confident
+ front? What lightnings lurked in the depths of those steel-gray eyes?
+ Breathlessly Zorra had waited for the anathema which should wither the
+ hardy intruder and drive him as chaff from a burning wind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it waited in vain. By the most liberal interpretation no phrase of his
+ could be construed as a reflection on the stranger. Worse! After
+ kirk-letting the minister hailed Timmins in the door, shook hands in the
+ scandalized face of the congregation, and hoped that he might see him
+ regularly at service.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Scandalous? It was irreligious! But if disappointed in its minister, Zorra
+ had no intention of neglecting its own duty in the premises: the Englisher
+ was not to be let off while memories of Bruce and Bannockburn lived in
+ Scottish hearts. Which way he turned that day and in the months that
+ followed he met dour faces. Excepting Cap'en Donald McKay, a retired
+ mariner, whose native granite had been somewhat disintegrated by exposure
+ to other climates, no man gave him a word;&mdash;this, of course, without
+ counting Neil McNab, who called on Timmins three times a week to offer
+ half-price for the farm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With one exception, too, the women looked askance upon him, wondering,
+ doubtless, how he dared to oppose their men-folks' wishes. Calling the
+ cows of evenings, Janet McCakeron sometimes came on Timmins, whose farm
+ cornered on her father's, and thus a nodding acquaintance arose between
+ them. That she should have so demeaned herself is a matter of reproach
+ with many, but the fair-minded who have sufficiently weighed the merits of
+ her case are slower with their blames. For though Zorra can boast maidens
+ who have hung in the wind till fifty and still, as the vernacular has it,
+ &ldquo;married on a man,&rdquo; a girl was counted well on the way to the shelf at
+ forty-five. Janet, be it remembered, lacked but two years of the fatal
+ age. Already chits of thirty-five or seven were generously alluding to her
+ as the prop of her father's age; so small wonder if she simpered instead
+ of passing with a nifty air when Timmins spoke one evening.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His remark was simple in tenor&mdash;in effect that her bell-cow was &ldquo;a
+ wee cat-ham'ed&rdquo;; but Janet scented its underlying tenderness as a hungry
+ traveller noses a dinner on a wind, and after that drove her cows round by
+ the corner which was conveniently veiled by heavy maple-bush. Indeed, it
+ was to the friendly shadows which shrouded it, day or dark, that Cap'en
+ McKay&mdash;a man wise in affairs of the heart by reason of much sailing
+ in and out of foreign ports&mdash;afterward attributed the record which
+ Timmins set Zorra in courting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He couldna see her bones, nor her his bow-legs,&rdquo; the mariner phrased it.
+ But be this as it may, whether or no each made love to a voice, Cupid ran
+ a swift course with them, steeplechasing over obstacles that would have
+ taken years for a Zorra lad to plod around. In less than six months they
+ passed from a bare goodnight to the exchange of soul thoughts on
+ butter-making, the raising of calves, fattening of swine, and methods of
+ feeding swedes that they might not taint cow's milk, and so had progressed
+ by such tender paths through gentle dusks to the point where Timmins was
+ ready to declare himself in the light of this present morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Assured by one glance that Timmins's courage still hung at the point to
+ which she had screwed it the preceding evening, Janet drooped again to her
+ work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To his remark that the potatoes were looking fine, however, the elder made
+ no response&mdash;unless a gout of tobacco smoke could be so counted. With
+ eyes screwed up and mouth drawn down, he gazed off into space&mdash;a
+ Highland sphinx, a Gaelic Rhadamanthus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His manner, however, made no impression on Timmins's stolidity. The
+ latter's eye followed the elder's in its peregrinations till it came to
+ rest, when, without further preliminaries, he began to unfold his suit,
+ which in matter and essence was such as are usually put forward by those
+ whom love has blinded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was really an able plea, lacking perhaps those subtilities of detail
+ with which a Zorra man would have trimmed it, but good enough for a man
+ who labored under the disadvantages which accrue to birth south of the
+ Tweed and Tyne. But it did not stir the elder's sphinxlike calm. &ldquo;Ha' ye
+ done?&rdquo; he inquired, without removing his gaze from the clouds; and when
+ Timmins assented, he delivered judgment in a cloud of tobacco smoke. &ldquo;Weel&mdash;ye
+ canna ha' her.&rdquo; After which he resumed his pipe and smoked placidly,
+ wearing the air of one who has settled a difficult question forever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if stolid, Timmins had his fair share of a certain slow pugnacity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; he demanded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The elder smoked on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Weel,&rdquo;&mdash;the elder spoke slowly to the clouds,&mdash;&ldquo;I'm no obliged
+ to quote chapter an' verse, but for the sake of argyment&mdash;forbye
+ should Janet marry on an Englisher when there's good Scotchmen running
+ loose?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was a &ldquo;poser.&rdquo; Born to a full realization of the vast gulf which
+ providence has fixed between the Highlands and the rest of the world,
+ Janet recognized it as such. Pausing, she leaned on her hoe, anxiously
+ waiting, while Timmins chewed a straw and the cud of reflection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he slowly answered, &ldquo;they've been runnin' from 'er this twenty
+ year.&rdquo; Nodding confirmation to the brilliant rejoinder, Janet fell again
+ to work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the elder was in no wise discomposed. Withdrawing one eye from the
+ clouds, he turned it approvingly upon her hoe practice. &ldquo;She's young yet,&rdquo;
+ he said, &ldquo;an' a lass o' her pairts wull no go til the shelf.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Call three-an'-forty young?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Christy McDonald,&rdquo; the elder sententiously replied, &ldquo;marrit on Neil McNab
+ at fifty. Janet's labor's no going to waste. An' if you were the on'y man
+ i' Zorra, it wad behoove me to conseeder the lassie's prospects i' the
+ next world. Ye're a Methodist.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Meanin',&rdquo; said Timmins, when his mind had grappled with the charge, &ldquo;as
+ there's no Methodists there?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Questions of delicacy and certain theological difficulties involved called
+ for reflection, and the elder smoked a full minute on the question before
+ he replied: &ldquo;No, I wadna go so far as that. It stan's to reason as there's
+ some of 'em there; on'y&mdash;I'm no so sure o' their whereaboots.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Timmins thoughtfully scratched his head ere he came back to the charge.
+ &ldquo;Meanin' as there's none in 'eaven?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Again the elder blew a reflective cloud over the merits of the question.
+ &ldquo;Weel,&rdquo; he said, delivering himself with slow caution, &ldquo;if so&mdash;it's
+ no on record.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Again Janet looked up, with defeat perching amid her freckles. &ldquo;He's got
+ ye this time,&rdquo; her face said, and the elder's expression of placid
+ satisfaction affirmed the same opinion. But Timmins rose to a sudden
+ inspiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In 'eaven,&rdquo; he answered, &ldquo;there's neither marriage nor givin' in
+ marriage.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pish, mon!&rdquo; the elder snorted. &ldquo;It's no a question o' marrying; it's a
+ question o' getting theer, an' Janet's no going to do it wi' a Methodist
+ hanging til her skirts.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Silence fell in the clearing&mdash;silence that was broken only by the
+ crash and tinkle of Janet's hoe as she buried Timmins under the clod. A
+ Scotch daughter, she would bide by her father's word. Unaware of his
+ funeral, Timmins himself stood scratching his poll.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So you'll not give her to me?&rdquo; he futilely repeated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For the first time the elder looked toward him. &ldquo;Mon, canna ye see the
+ impossibility o' it? No, ye canna ha' her till&mdash;till&rdquo;&mdash;he cast
+ about for the limit of inconceivability&mdash;&ldquo;till ye're an elder i' the
+ Presbyterian Kirk.&rdquo; He almost cracked a laugh at Timmins's sudden
+ brightening. He had evolved the condition to drive home and clinch the
+ ridiculous impossibility of the other's suit, and here he was, the
+ doddered fule, taking hope! It was difficult to comprehend the workings of
+ such a mind, and though the elder smoked upon it for half an hour after
+ Timmins left the clearing, he failed of realization.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yon's a gay fule,&rdquo; he said to Janet, when she answered his call to hitch
+ the log farther into the cabin. &ldquo;He was wanting to marry on you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay?&rdquo; she indifferently returned,&mdash;adding, without change of feature,
+ &ldquo;There's no lack o' fules round here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile Timmins was making his way through the woods to his own place.
+ As he walked along, the brightness gradually faded from his face, and by
+ the time he reached the trysting-corner his mood was more in harmony with
+ his case. His face would have graced a funeral.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now Cap'en McKay's farm lay cheek by jowl with the elder's, and as the
+ mariner happened to be fixing his fence at the corner, he noted Timmins's
+ signals of distress. &ldquo;Man!&rdquo; he greeted, &ldquo;ye're looking hipped.&rdquo; Then,
+ alluding to a heifer of Timmins's which had <i>bloated</i> on marsh-grass
+ the day before, he added, &ldquo;The beastie didna die?&rdquo; Assured that it was
+ only a wife that Timmins lacked, he sighed relief. &ldquo;Ah, weel, that's no so
+ bad; they come cheaper. But tell us o't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hecks, lad!&rdquo; he commented, on Timmins's dole, &ldquo;I'd advise ye to drive
+ your pigs til anither market.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Were?&rdquo; Timmins asked&mdash;&ldquo;w'ere'll I find one?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's so.&rdquo; The mariner thoughtfully shaved his jaw with a red
+ forefinger, while his comprehensive glance took in the other's bow-legs.
+ &ldquo;There isna anither lass i' Zorra that wad touch ye with a ten-foot pole.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Reddening, Timmins breathed hard, but the mariner met his stare with the
+ serene gaze of one who deals in undiluted truth; so Timmins gulped and
+ went on: &ldquo;Say! I 'ear that you're mighty clever in these 'ere affairs.
+ Can't you 'elp a feller out?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The cap'en modestly bowed to reputation, admitting that he had assisted &ldquo;a
+ sight of couples over the broomstick,&rdquo; adding, however, that the knack had
+ its drawbacks. There were many door-stones in Zorra that he dared not
+ cross. And he wagged his head over Timmins's case, wisely, as a lawyer
+ ponders over the acceptance of a hopeless brief. Finally he suggested that
+ if Timmins was &ldquo;no stuck on his Methodisticals,&rdquo; he might join the kirk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You think that would 'elp?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The cap'en thought that, but he was not prepared to endorse Timmins's
+ following generalization that it didn't much matter what name a man
+ worshipped under. It penetrated down through the aforesaid rubble of
+ disintegration and touched native granite. Stiffly enough he returned that
+ Presbyterianism was good enough for him, but it rested on Timmins to
+ follow the dictates of his own conscience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now when bathed in love's elixir conscience becomes very pliable indeed,
+ and as the promptings of Timmins's inner self were all toward Janet, his
+ outer man was not long in making up his mind. But though, following the
+ cap'en's advice, he joined himself to the elect of Zorra, his change of
+ faith brought him only a change of name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Elder McCakeron officiated at the &ldquo;christening&rdquo; which took place in the
+ crowded market the day after Timmins's name had been spread on the kirk
+ register. &ldquo;An' how is the apoos-tate the morning?&rdquo; the elder inquired,
+ meeting Timmins. And the name stuck, and he was no more known as the
+ &ldquo;Englisher.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Any letters for the Apoos-tate?&rdquo; The postmaster would mouth the question,
+ repeating it after Timmins when he called for his mail. Small boys yelled
+ the obnoxious title as he passed the log school on the corner; wee girls
+ gazed after him, fascinated, as upon one destined for a headlong plunge
+ into the lake of fire and brimstone. Summing the situation at the close of
+ his second month's fellowship in the kirk, Timmins confessed to himself
+ that it had brought him only a full realization of the &ldquo;stiffness&rdquo; of
+ Elder McCakeron's &ldquo;condition.&rdquo; He was no nearer to Janet, and never would
+ have been but for the sudden decease of Elder Tammas Duncan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In view of what followed, many hold that Elder Tammas made a vital mistake
+ in dying, while a few, less charitable, maintain that his decease was
+ positively sinful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if Elder Tammas be not held altogether blameless in the premises, what
+ must be said of Saunders McClellan, who loaded himself with corn-juice and
+ thereby sold himself to the fates? Saunders was a bachelor of fifty and a
+ misogynist by repute. Twenty years back he had paid a compliment to Jean
+ Ross, who afterward married on Rab Murray. It was not a flowery effort;
+ simply to the effect that he, Saunders, would rather sit by her, Jean,
+ than sup oatmeal brose. But though he did not soar into the realms of
+ metaphor, the compliment seems to have been a strain on Saunders's
+ intellect, to have sapped his being of tenderness; for after paying it he
+ reached for his hat and fled, and never again placed himself in such
+ jeopardy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Man!&rdquo; he would exclaim, when, at threshing or logging bees, hairbreadth
+ escapes from matrimony cropped up in the conversation,&mdash;&ldquo;man! but I
+ was near done for yon time!&rdquo; And yet, all told, Saunders's dry
+ bachelorhood seems to have been caused by an interruption in the flow
+ rather than a drying up of his wells of feeling, as was proven by his
+ conduct coming home from market the evening he overloaded with
+ &ldquo;corn-juice.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For as he drove by Elder McCakeron's milk-yard, which lay within easy
+ hailing distance of the gravel road, Saunders bellowed to Janet: &ldquo;Hoots,
+ there! Come awa, my bonnie bride! Come awa to the meenister!&rdquo; In front of
+ her mother and Sib Sanderson, the cattle-buyer&mdash;who was pricing a fat
+ cow,&mdash;Saunders thus committed himself, then drove on, chuckling over
+ his own daring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ye're a deevil! man, ye're a deevil!&rdquo; he told himself, giving his hat a
+ rakish cock. &ldquo;Ye're a deevil wi' the weemen, a sair deceever.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He did feel that way&mdash;just then. But when, next morning, memory
+ disentangled itself from a splitting headache, Saunders's red hair
+ bristled at the thought of his indiscretion. It was terrible! He,
+ Saunders, the despair of the girls for thirty years, had fallen into a pit
+ of his own digging! He could but hope it a nightmare; but as doubt was
+ more horrible than certainty, he dressed and walked down the line to
+ McCakeron's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Once again he found Janet at the milking; or rather, she had just turned
+ the cows into the pasture, and as she waited for him by the bars, Saunders
+ thought he had never seen her at worse advantage. The sharp morning air
+ had blued her nose, and he was dimly conscious that the color did not suit
+ her freckles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, no!&rdquo; she said, answering his question as to whether or no he had not
+ acted a bit foolish the night before. &ldquo;You just speired me to marry on
+ you. Said I'd been in your eye this thirty years.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a sense this was true. He had cleared from her path like a bolting
+ rabbit, but gallantry forbade that manifest explanation. &ldquo;'Twas the
+ whuskey talking,&rdquo; he pleaded. &ldquo;Ye'll no hold me til a drunken promise?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But he saw, even before she spoke, that she would.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Deed but I will!&rdquo; she exclaimed, tossing her head. &ldquo;An' them says ye
+ were drunken will ha' to deal wi' me. Ye were sober as a sermon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though disheartened, Saunders tried another tack. &ldquo;Janet,&rdquo; he said,
+ solemnly, &ldquo;I dinna think as a well-brought lass like you wad care to marry
+ on a man like me. I'm terrible i' the drink. I might beat ye.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Janet complacently surveyed an arm that was thick as a club from heavy
+ choring. &ldquo;I'll tak chances o' that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saunders's heart sank into his boots; but, wiping the sweat from his brow,
+ he made one last desperate effort: &ldquo;But ye're promised to the&mdash;the&mdash;Apoos-tate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am no. Father broke that off.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saunders shot his last bolt. &ldquo;I believe I'm fickle, Janet. There'll be a
+ sair heart for the lass that marries me. I wouldna wonder if I jilted ye.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then,&rdquo; she calmly replied, &ldquo;I'll haul ye into the justice coort for
+ breach o' promise.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this terrible ultimatum dinging in his ears Saunders fled. Zorra
+ juries were notoriously tender with the woman in the case, and he saw
+ himself stripped of his worldly goods or tied to the apron of the
+ homeliest girl in Zorra. One single ray illumined the dark prospect. That
+ evening he called on Timmins, whom he much astonished by the extent and
+ quality of his advice and encouragement. He even went so far as to invite
+ the Englisher to his own cabin, thereby greatly scandalizing his
+ housekeeper&mdash;a maiden sister of fifty-two, who had forestalled fate
+ by declaring for the shelf at forty-nine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What'll he be doing here?&rdquo; the maiden demanded, indicating Timmins with
+ accusatory finger on the occasion of his first visit. But his meekness and
+ the propitiatory manner in which he sat on the very edge of his chair, hat
+ gripped between his knees, mollified her so much that she presently
+ produced a bowl of red-cheeked apples for his refreshment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But her thawing did not save Saunders after the guest was gone. &ldquo;There's
+ always a fule in every family,&rdquo; she cried, when he had explained his
+ predicament, &ldquo;an' you drained the pitcher.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you'll talk Janet to him,&rdquo; Saunders urged, &ldquo;an' him to her? She's
+ that hard put to it for a man that wi' a bit steering she'll consent to an
+ eelopement.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, bridling, Jeannie tossed a high head. &ldquo;'Deed, then, an' I'll no do
+ ither folk's love-making.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then,&rdquo; Saunders groaned, &ldquo;I'll ha' the pair of ye in this hoose.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This uncomfortable truth gave Jeannie pause. The position of maiden sister
+ carried with it more chores than easements, and Jeannie was not minded to
+ relinquish her present powers. For a while she seriously studied the
+ stove, then her face cleared; she started as one who suddenly sees her
+ clear path, and giving Saunders a queer look, she said: &ldquo;Ah, weel, you're
+ my brother, after all. I'll do my best wi' both. Tell the Englisher as
+ I'll be pleased to see him any time in the evening.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Matters were at this stage when Elder McCakeron's cows committed their
+ dire trespass on Neil McNab's turnips.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Who would imagine that such unlike events as Saunders McClellan's lapse
+ from sobriety, the death of Elder Duncan, and the trespass of McCakeron's
+ cows could have any bearing upon one another? Yet from their concurrence
+ was born the most astounding hap in the Zorra chronicles. Even if Elder
+ McCakeron had paid Neil's bill of damage instead of remarking that he
+ &ldquo;didna see as the turnips had hurt his cows,&rdquo; the thing would have addled
+ in the egg; and his recalcitrancy, so necessary to the hatching, has
+ caused many a wise pow to shake over the inscrutability of Providence. But
+ the elder did not pay, and in revenge Neil placed Peter Dunlop, the
+ elder's ancient enemy, in nomination for Tammas Duncan's eldership.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Saunders McClellan who carried the news to the McCakeron homestead.
+ According to her promise, Jeannie had visited early and late with Janet;
+ and dropping in one evening to check up her report of progress, Saunders
+ found the elder perched on a stump.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saunders discharged him of his news, which dissipated the elder's calm as
+ thunder shatters silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What?&rdquo; he roared. &ldquo;Yon scunner? Imph! I'd as lief ... as lief ... elect&rdquo;&mdash;<i>the
+ devil</i> quivered back of his teeth, but as that savored of irreverence,
+ he substituted &ldquo;the Apoostate!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Right here a devil entered in unto Saunders McClellan&mdash;the mocking
+ devil whose mission it was to abase Zorra to the dust. But it did not make
+ its presence known until, next day, Saunders carried the news of Elder
+ McCakeron's retaliation to Cap'en McKay's pig-killing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's going,&rdquo; Saunders informed the cap'en and Neil McNab between pigs,&mdash;&ldquo;he's
+ going to run Sandy 'Twenty-One' against your candidate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now between Neil and Sandy lay a feud which had its beginnings what time
+ the latter <i>doctored</i> a spavined mare and sold her for a price to the
+ former's cousin Rab.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yon scunner?&rdquo; Neil exclaimed, using the very form of the elder's words,
+ &ldquo;yon scunner? I'd as lief ... as lief ... elect ...&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;... the Apoos-tate,&rdquo; said the Devil, though Neil thought that Saunders
+ was talking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, the Apoos-tate,&rdquo; he agreed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It wad be a fine joke,&rdquo; the Devil went on by the mouth of Saunders, &ldquo;to
+ run the Apoos-tate agin' his candidate. McCakeron canna thole the man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But what if he was elected?&rdquo; the mariner objected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Devil was charged with glib argument. &ldquo;We couldna very weel. It's to
+ be a three-cornered fight, an' Robert Duncan, brother to Tammas, has it
+ sure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Twad be a good one on McCakeron,&rdquo; Neil mused. &ldquo;To talk up Dunlop, who
+ doesna care a cent for the eldership, an' then spring the Apoos-tate on
+ him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Twould be bitter on 'Twenty-One,'&rdquo; the cap'en added. He had been diddled
+ by Sandy on a deal of seed-wheat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It wad hit the pair of 'em,&rdquo; McNab chuckled, and with that word the Devil
+ conquered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So far, as aforesaid, Saunders had been unconscious of the Devil, but
+ going home the latter revealed himself in a heart-to-heart talk. &ldquo;Ye're no
+ pretty to look at,&rdquo; Saunders said. &ldquo;I'm minded to throw ye oot!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Devil chuckled. &ldquo;Janet's so bonny. Fancy her on the pillow beside, ye&mdash;scraggy&mdash;bones&mdash;freckles.
+ Hoots, man! a nightmare!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Shuddering, Saunders reconsidered proceedings of ejectment. &ldquo;But the thing
+ is no posseeble?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You know your men,&rdquo; the Devil answered. &ldquo;Close in the mouth as they are
+ in the fist. McCakeron will never get wind o' the business till they
+ spring it on him in meeting.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That is so,&rdquo; Saunders acknowledged. &ldquo;'Tis surely so-a.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then why,&rdquo; the Devil urged,&mdash;&ldquo;then why not rig the same game on
+ him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bosh! He wouldna think o't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Loving Dunlop as himself?&rdquo; The Devil was apt at paraphrasing Scripture.
+ &ldquo;Imph!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It <i>would</i> let me out?&rdquo; Saunders mused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ye can but fail,&rdquo; argued the Devil. &ldquo;Try it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wull.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This very night!&rdquo; It is a wonder that the sparks did not fly, the Devil
+ struck so hard on the hot iron. &ldquo;To-night! Ye ken the election comes off
+ next week.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To-night,&rdquo; Saunders agreed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Throughout that week the din of contending factions resounded beneath
+ brazen harvest skies; for if there was a wink behind the clamor of any
+ faction, it made no difference in the volume of its noise. Wherever two
+ men foregathered, there the spirit of strife was in their midst; the burr
+ of hot Scot's speech travelled like the murmur of robbed bees along the
+ Side Lines, up the Concession roads, and even raised an echo in the
+ hallowed seclusion of the minister's study. And harking back to certain
+ eldership elections in which the breaking of heads had taken the place of
+ &ldquo;anointing with oil,&rdquo; Elder McIntosh quietly evolved a plan whereby the
+ turmoil should be left outside the kirk on election night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But while it lasted no voice rang louder than that of Saunders McClellan's
+ devil. Not a bit particular in choice of candidates, he roared against
+ Dunlop, Duncan, or &ldquo;Twenty-One&rdquo; according to the company which Saunders
+ kept. &ldquo;Ye havna the ghaist of a show!&rdquo; he assured Cap'en McKay, chief of
+ the Dunlopers. &ldquo;McCakeron drew three mair to him last night.&rdquo; While to the
+ elder he exclaimed the same day: &ldquo;Yon crazy sailorman's got all the
+ Duncanites o' the run. He has ye spanked, Elder. Scunner the deil!&rdquo; So the
+ Devil blew, hot and cold, with Saunders's mouth, until the very night
+ before the election.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The morning of the election the sun heaved up on a brassy sky. It was
+ intensely hot through the day, but towards evening gray clouds scudded out
+ of the east, veiling the sun with their twisting masses; at twilight heavy
+ rain-blots were splashing the dust. At eight o'clock, meeting-time, rain
+ flew in glistening sheets against the kirk windows and forced its way
+ under the floor. There was but a scant attendance&mdash;twoscore men,
+ perhaps, and half a dozen women, who sat, in decent Scotch fashion, apart
+ from the men&mdash;that is, apart from all but Joshua Timmins. Not having
+ been raised in the decencies as observed in Zorra, he had drifted over to
+ the woman's side and sat with Janet McCakeron and Jean McClellan, one on
+ either side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if few in number, the gathering was decidedly formidable in
+ appearance. As the rain had weeded out the feeble, infirm, and pacifically
+ inclined, it was distinctly belligerent in character. Grim, dour, silent,
+ it waited for the beginning of hostilities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor did the service of praise which preceded the election induce a milder
+ spirit. When the precentor led off, &ldquo;Howl, ye Sinners, Howl! Let the
+ Heathen Rage and Cry!&rdquo; each man's look told that he knew well whom the
+ psalmist was hitting at; and when the minister invoked the &ldquo;blind,
+ stubborn, and stony-hearted&rdquo; to &ldquo;depart from the midst,&rdquo; one-half of his
+ hearers looked their astonishment that the other half did not immediately
+ step out in the rain. A heavy inspiration, a hard sigh, told that all were
+ bracing for battle when the minister stepped down from the pulpit, and
+ noting it, he congratulated himself on his precautions against
+ disturbance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For greater convenience in voting,&rdquo; he said, reaching paper slips and a
+ box of pencils from behind the communion rail, &ldquo;we will depart from the
+ oral method and elect by written ballot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had expected a protest against such a radical departure from ancestral
+ precedent, but in some mysterious way the innovation seemed to jibe with
+ the people's inclination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Saunders McClellan,&rdquo; the minister went on, &ldquo;will distribute and collect
+ balloting-papers on the other aisle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Give it to him, Cap'en!&rdquo; Saunders whispered, as he handed him a slip.
+ &ldquo;He's glowering at ye.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The elder was indeed surveying the mariner, McNab, and Dunlop with a
+ glance of comprehensive hostility over the top of his ballot. &ldquo;See what
+ I'm aboot!&rdquo; his look said, as he folded the paper and tossed it into
+ Saunders's hat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The auld deevil!&rdquo; McNab whispered, as the minister unfolded the first
+ ballot. &ldquo;He'll soon slacken his gills.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That'll be one of oor ballots,&rdquo; the cap'en hoarsely confided.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The minister was vigorously rubbing his glasses for a second perusal of
+ the ballot, but when the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth were added to the
+ first, his face became a study in astonishment. And presently his surprise
+ was reflected by the congregation. For whereas three candidates were in
+ nomination, the ballots were forming but two piles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whispers ran through the kirk; the cap'en nudged McNab.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;McCakeron must ha' swung all the Duncanites?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; Neil muttered. &ldquo;An' that wad account for the stiff look o' the
+ reptile. See the glare o't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They would have stiffened in astonishment could they have translated the
+ &ldquo;glare.&rdquo; &ldquo;Got the Duncanites, did ye?&rdquo; the elder was thinking. &ldquo;Bide a
+ wee, bide a wee! He laughs best that laughs last.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saunders McClellan and his Devil alone sensed the inwardness of those two
+ piles, and they held modest communion over it in the back of the kirk.
+ &ldquo;You may be ugly, but ye've served me well,&rdquo; Saunders began.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Devil answered with extreme politeness: &ldquo;You are welcome to all ye get
+ through me. If no honored, ye are at least aboot to become famous in your
+ ain country.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Infamous, I doobt, ye mean,&rdquo; Saunders corrected. Then, glancing uneasily
+ toward the door, he added, &ldquo;I think as we'd better be leaving.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pish!&rdquo; the Devil snorted. &ldquo;They are undone by their ain malignancy. See
+ it oot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's so,&rdquo; Saunders agreed. &ldquo;That is surely so-a. Hist! The meenister's
+ risen. Man, but he's tickled to death over the result. His face is fair
+ shining.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The minister did indeed look pleased. Stepping down to the floor that he
+ might be closer to these his people, he beamed benevolently upon them
+ while he made a little speech. &ldquo;People of Scottish birth,&rdquo; he said,
+ closing, &ldquo;are often accused of being hard and uncharitable to the stranger
+ in their gates, but this can never be said of you who have extended the
+ highest honor in your gift to a stranger; who have elected Brother Joshua
+ Timmins elder in your kirk by a two-thirds majority.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The benediction dissolved the paralysis which held all but Saunders
+ McClellan; but stupefaction remained. Astounding crises are generally
+ attended with little fuss, from the inability of the human intellect to
+ grasp their enormous significance. As John &ldquo;Death&rdquo; McKay afterward put it,
+ &ldquo;Man, 'twas so extraordin'ry as to seem ordin'ry.&rdquo; Of course neither
+ Dunlopers nor &ldquo;Twenty-One's&rdquo; were in a position to challenge the election,
+ and if the Duncanites growled as they pawed over the ballots, their
+ grumbling was presently silenced by a greater astonishment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For out of such evenings history is made. While the minister had held
+ forth on the rights and duties of eldership, Saunders McClellan's gaze had
+ wandered over to Margaret McDonald&mdash;a healthy, red-cheeked girl&mdash;and
+ he had done a little moralizing on his own account. In the presence of
+ such an enterprising spinsterhood, bachelorhood had become an exceedingly
+ hazardous existence, and if a man must marry, he might as weel ha'
+ something young an' fresh! Margaret, too, was reputed industrious as
+ pretty! Of Janet's decision, Saunders had no doubts. Between himself and
+ Jeannie, and Timmins&mdash;meek, mild, and unencumbered&mdash;there could
+ be no choice. Still there was nothing like certainty; 'twas always best to
+ be off wi' the old, an' so forth!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rising, he headed for Janet, who, with her father, Jeannie, Timmins, and
+ the minister, stood talking at the vestry door. As he made his way
+ forward, he reaped a portion of the Devil's promised fame. As they filed
+ sheepishly down the aisle, the Dunlopers gave him the cold shoulder, and
+ when he joined the group, Elder McCakeron returned a stony stare to his
+ greeting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But ye needna mind that,&rdquo; the Devil encouraged. &ldquo;He daurna tell, for his
+ own share i' the business.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So Saunders brazened it out. &ldquo;Ye ha' my congratulations, Mr. McCakeron. I
+ hear you're to get a son-in-law oot o' this?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If Elder McCakeron had given Saunders the tempter the glare which he now
+ bestowed on Saunders the successfully wicked, he had not been in such
+ lamentable case.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, what is this?&rdquo; the minister exclaimed. &ldquo;Cause for further
+ congratulation, Brother Timmins?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saunders now shone as Cupid's assistant. &ldquo;He was to ha' Janet on
+ condeetion that he made the eldership,&rdquo; he fulsomely explained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The minister's glance questioned the elder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he growled, &ldquo;I'm no going back on my word.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saunders glowed all over, and in exuberance of spirit actually winked at
+ Margaret McDonald across the kirk. Man, but she was pretty!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's to your credit, Mr. McCakeron, that you should hold til a promise,&rdquo;
+ Jeannie was saying. &ldquo;But ye'll no be held. A man may change his mind, and
+ since you refused Joshua, he's decided to marry on me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saunders blenched. He half turned to flee, but Janet's strong fingers
+ closed on his sleeve; and as her lips moved to claim him before minister
+ and meeting, he thought that he heard the Devil chuckling, a great way
+ off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ IN THE INTERESTS OF CHRISTOPHER
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ BY MAY HARRIS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Manstey's big country-house was temporarily empty of the guests she
+ had gathered for a week-end in June when the two Eversley girls reached
+ it, Saturday at noon. Their hostess met them at the door when the carriage
+ wheels crunched on the gravelled curve of the drive before the house&mdash;a
+ charming gray-haired woman of sixty, with a youthful face and a delicate
+ girlish color.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've sent everybody away to explore&mdash;to ravage the country,&rdquo; she
+ gayly explained the emptiness of the large hall, where the grouped chairs
+ seemed recently vacated and pleasantly suggestive of suspended
+ tête-à-tête. &ldquo;I've had Rose before,&rdquo; Mrs. Manstey pursued, taking them up
+ the stairs to their rooms, &ldquo;but not <i>you!</i>&rdquo; She gave Edith's shoulder
+ an affectionate little pat. She thought the younger girl extremely
+ beautiful&mdash;which she was, with a vivid, piquant face and charming
+ eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've had my day,&rdquo; Rose Eversley acknowledged, with her usual air of
+ jesting gravity, that, almost ironic, made one always a little unsure of
+ her. &ldquo;Dear Mrs. Manstey, you perfectly see&mdash;don't you?&mdash;that
+ Edith is papa's image, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And he was my old sweetheart!&rdquo; Mrs. Manstey completed, with humorous
+ appreciation of her own repetition of an old story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Was he, really?&rdquo; Edith wondered. &ldquo;Mamma says you were <i>her</i> friend.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Manstey laughed. &ldquo;Couldn't I have been&mdash;both?&rdquo; she gayly put it.
+ &ldquo;Friends are better than sweethearts&mdash;they last longer. Though of
+ course you won't agree, at your age, to such heresy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sweethearts?&rdquo; the girl pondered as she lifted her hands to take off her
+ hat. &ldquo;I&mdash;don't know. It's such a pretty word, but it doesn't mean
+ much these days&mdash;there aren't any!&rdquo; She shrugged her shoulders with a
+ petulant pessimism her youth made amusing. &ldquo;Papa was the last of the kind&mdash;he's
+ a <i>love!</i>&mdash;and you let mamma have him!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't 'let.'&rdquo; Mrs. Manstey enjoyed it. &ldquo;When he met your mother he
+ forgot all about me. Think of it! I haven't seen either him or your mother
+ in years, years, years!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>My</i> years!&rdquo; Edith said. &ldquo;I was a baby, mamma says, when she saw you
+ last.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So you were.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A servant knocked, with a note for Mrs. Manstey. As she took it and turned
+ to leave the room, her smile, caressingly including Rose, went past her
+ and lingered a thought longer&mdash;as people's smiles had a way of doing&mdash;with
+ Edith.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know you're tired,&rdquo; she added to her smile. &ldquo;Five hours of train&mdash;Get
+ into something cool and rest. Luncheon isn't until two.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She disappeared, and Rose looked at her sister, who, with her hat in her
+ hand, was going into her room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well&mdash;?&rdquo; Rose lifted her voice in its faint drawl of interrogation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Edith looked at her absently. &ldquo;I don't know,&rdquo; she said, drawing her
+ straight brows into a puzzled frown. &ldquo;I'm as far away as ever&mdash;I'm so
+ perplexed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well&mdash;you'll <i>have</i> to decide, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Edith shook her head impatiently and went into her room, closing the door.
+ She hurried out of her dusty travelling things into cool freshness, and,
+ settled in the most comfortable chair, gave herself up to an apparently
+ endless fit of musing. She was so physically content that her mind refused
+ to respond with any vigorous effort; to think at all was a crumpled
+ rose-leaf.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the lower hall the clock chimed one with musical vibrations. Edith
+ leaned forward with her chin on her hand, driving her thoughts into a
+ definite path. The curtains stirred in a breeze from the out-of-doors
+ whose domain swept with country greenness and adventitious care away from
+ the window under the high brilliance of the sun.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Close to the window a writing-table, with blotter, pens, and ink, made a
+ focal-point for her gaze. At first a mere detail in her line of vision, it
+ attained by degrees, it seemed, a definite relevancy to her train of
+ thought. She looked in her portmanteau for her desk, and getting out some
+ note-paper, went to the table and began to write a letter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What she had to say seemed difficult to decide. She wrote a line, stared
+ out of the window with fixity, and then wrote again&mdash;a flurry of
+ quick, decisive strokes as if at determinate pressure. But a sigh struck
+ across her mood, and almost against her will the puzzled crinkle returned
+ to her brow. The curtain blew against her face, disarranging her hair, and
+ as she lifted her hand to put back a straggling lock, the wind tossed the
+ sheet of the letter she was writing out of the window. Her eyes, as she
+ sprang up, followed its flight, but it whirled around the corner of the
+ house and was lost to her desperate gaze.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Négligé, even of the most-becoming description, was not to be thought of
+ in pursuing the loss, for the silence of the house had stirred to the
+ sound of gay voices, the movement of feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rose, also in négligé, opened the door between them and found her madly
+ tearing off her pale-blue kimono. &ldquo;What's the matter?&rdquo; She paused,
+ staring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Heavens! My shoes&mdash;please!&mdash;there by the table.&rdquo; She kicked off
+ her ridiculous blue slippers and pulled on the small colonials her sister
+ in open wonder handed her. &ldquo;If you had only been dressed,&rdquo; she almost
+ wailed, &ldquo;you might have been able to get it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Get what?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My letter!&rdquo; Tragic, in spite of a mouthful of pins&mdash;which is a
+ woman's undoubted preference, no matter how many befrilled pincushions
+ entreat a division of spoils,&mdash;she turned her face with its import of
+ sudden things to her sister in explanation. &ldquo;I was writing a letter and it
+ blew out of the window!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, if it did&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, don't you see?&mdash;I was writing to <i>Christopher!</i> I had been
+ thinking and thinking, and at last I screwed up my courage to answer his
+ letter. I had all but signed my name!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rose Eversley began to laugh helplessly; heartlessly, her sister thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you hadn't signed it&mdash;&rdquo; she at last comforted her sister's
+ indignant face that was reflected from the mirror, where she stood as she
+ fastened the white stock at her throat and snapped the clasp of her belt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Signed it!&rdquo; She was almost in tears. &ldquo;What difference will that make when
+ I claim the letter? I <i>must</i> find it! But of course some one who
+ knows me will be sure to find it. And <i>that</i> letter, of all letters!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I were you, Edith,&rdquo; Rose advised, calmly, &ldquo;I shouldn't&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well?&rdquo;&mdash;with her hand on the door-knob.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&mdash;try to find it. It will be impossible to trace it to you, in that
+ case.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But <i>don't</i> you see&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wait!&rdquo; Rose caught and pulled her back. &ldquo;How <i>could</i> they know?
+ You'll get in much deeper. What had you written?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I said, 'Dear Christopher'&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rose laughed. &ldquo;I'm glad you didn't say 'Dear Mr. Brander.' In that case
+ you'd have given <i>him</i> away. But 'Christopher' is such an unusual
+ name, they might&mdash;Sherlock Holmes could trace him by it alone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You <i>are</i> a Job's comforter&mdash;a perfect Eliphaz the Temanite!
+ Oh, oh!&rdquo; Her soft crescendo was again tragic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In effect you said: 'Dear Christopher, as you have so often entreated, I
+ have at last decided to be thine. The tinkle of thy shekels, now that I am
+ so nearly shekelless myself, has done its fatal worst. I am thine&mdash;'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, let me go!&rdquo; Edith cried, in a fury close to tears. &ldquo;You haven't any
+ feeling. You are not going to sacrifice <i>your</i>self!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To a good-looking young man who loves me exceedingly, and to something
+ over a million? No, I am not!&rdquo; Rose said, dryly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, it's dreadful! Perfectly!&rdquo; Edith cried, and on her indecision Rose
+ hung another bit of wisdom:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why don't you go down in a leisurely way and investigate? You know the
+ direction it blew away; follow it. If you meet any one, be admiring the
+ scenery!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Again Edith's look deserved the foot-lights, but Rose shrugged her
+ shoulders and withdrew her detaining hand. Edith caught up her parasol and
+ ran down the stairs. The big hall was empty. From a room on the right came
+ a click of billiard-balls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps they are all in the house!&rdquo; she thought, and drew a small breath
+ of relief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the door-step she paused, with her parasol open, and considered. The
+ house faced the west; her room was to the south, and the letter had
+ disappeared to the east. She chose her line of advance carefully careless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lawn on the eastern side of the house sloped to an artificial pond,
+ and near it a vine-covered summer-house made a dim retreat from the June
+ sun. Look as she would, though, no faintest glimpse of white paper
+ rewarded her gaze.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She strolled on&mdash;daunted, but still persistent, with the wind blowing
+ her hair out of order&mdash;to the door of the summer-house. Within it a
+ young man was standing, reading her letter. He looked up and took off his
+ hat hastily, crumpling the letter in his hand. She saw he was quite ugly,
+ with determined-looking eyes, and the redemption of a pleasant mouth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She hesitated, the words &ldquo;That is my letter!&rdquo; absolutely frozen on her
+ lips. He had been reading it! It seemed impossible for her to claim it,
+ and so for a moment's silence she stood, with the green vines of the
+ doorway&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Half light, half shade&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ framing herself and her white umbrella.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are looking for a cool spot?&rdquo;&mdash;he deprecatingly took the
+ initiative. &ldquo;This is a good choice. There's a wind&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Horrid!&rdquo; she interrupted, so vehemently that she caught his involuntary
+ surprise. &ldquo;I don't like the wind,&rdquo; she added.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It's an ill wind,' you know, 'that doesn't blow some one good.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I assure you <i>this</i> is an ill wind! It has blown me all of the ill
+ it could.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do come out of it,&rdquo; he begged. &ldquo;The vines keep it off. It's a half-hour
+ until luncheon,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;unless they've changed since I was here last.&rdquo;
+ He put up his watch. &ldquo;We're fellow guests. You came this morning, didn't
+ you?&mdash;while we were out. I came last night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She seated herself provisionally on the little bench by the door, and dug
+ the point of her umbrella into the ground. Her mind was busy. He still
+ held the letter. She had had a forlorn hope that he would throw down the
+ sheet; but he did not. Was there any strategy, she wondered. But none
+ suggested itself; and indeed, as if divining her thought, he put the
+ crumpled sheet in his pocket. Her eyes followed despairingly the &ldquo;Dear
+ Christopher,&rdquo; in her clear and, she felt, unfortunately individual
+ writing, as it disappeared in his capacious blue serge pocket.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Different ideas wildly presented themselves, but none would do. Could she
+ ask him to climb a tree? Of course in that case he would have to take off
+ his coat and put it down, and give her the opportunity to recover the
+ horrible letter from his pocket. But one cannot ask a stranger to climb a
+ tree simply to exhibit his acrobatic powers. And trees!&mdash;there were
+ none save saplings in a radius of fifty yards! Could she tumble in the
+ pond? It would be even less desirable, and he would simply wade in and
+ pull her out, with no need to remove his coat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mrs. Manstey,&rdquo; he was saying, a little tentatively, upholding the burden
+ of conversation, &ldquo;sent some of us out riding this morning, and Ralph
+ Manstey raced us home by a short cut cross country. That is, he took the
+ short cut. <i>We</i> gave it the cut direct and looked for gaps.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I had been out, I'd have taken every fence,&rdquo; she said, boastfully, and
+ then laughed. He laughed too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I&mdash;if you were my sister, I shouldn't let you follow Ralph
+ Manstey on horseback. He's utterly reckless.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So am I,&rdquo; she came in, with spirit. &ldquo;At home I ride anything and jump
+ everything.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you shouldn't if you were my sister,&rdquo; he repeated, decisively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm sorry for your sister,&rdquo; she declared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you see, I haven't one,&rdquo; he said, gayly, and smiled down at her
+ lifted face. Remembering the letter, she corrected her expression to
+ colder lines.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's no one to introduce us,&rdquo;&mdash;he broke the pause. &ldquo;Mayn't I&mdash;&rdquo;
+ He colored and put his hand into his pocket, and taking out her letter,
+ folded the blank sheet out and produced a pencil. &ldquo;It's hard to call one's
+ own name,&rdquo; he continued. &ldquo;Suppose we write our names?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he was clumsy in finesse, she understood his idea, and her eyes
+ flashed. But she said nothing as he scribbled and handed the paper to her.
+ She read, &ldquo;C.K. Farringdon,&rdquo; and played with the pencil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Farringdon,&rdquo;&mdash;she said it over meditatively. &ldquo;How plainly you
+ write! My name's Edith Eversley,&rdquo; she added, tranquilly, and, because she
+ must, per force, returned the sheet to him. She had a wicked delight in
+ the defeat of his strategy which she could cleverly conceal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish,&rdquo; he deprecated, gently, but with persistence, &ldquo;that you would
+ write your name here&mdash;won't you, as a souvenir?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But she shook her head and rose&mdash;angry, which she hid, but also
+ amused at his pertinacity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can't write decently with a pencil,&rdquo; she said, carelessly, and her eyes
+ followed his hand putting the letter back into his pocket. That she should
+ have actually had the letter in her hand, and had to give it back! But no
+ quick-witted pretext had occurred to help her. Rose would think her stupid&mdash;utterly
+ lacking in expedients.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She left the summer-house, unfurling her umbrella, and Farringdon followed
+ instantly, his failure apparently forgotten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They passed the tennis-court on their way to the house, and&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you play?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A little.&rdquo; Her intonation mocked the formula.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Might we, then, this afternoon&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She gave him a side glance. &ldquo;If you don't mind losing,&rdquo; she suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I play to win,&rdquo; he modestly met it, and again they laughed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rose Eversley looked with curiosity at her sister when she entered the
+ dining-room for luncheon, followed by Farringdon, but Edith's face was
+ non-committal. She was bright and vivacious, and made herself very
+ pleasant to Farringdon, who sat by her. After luncheon they went to the
+ tennis-court together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A delightful young man,&rdquo; Mrs. St. Cleve commented, putting up her
+ lorgnette as she stood at the window with Rose, watching their
+ disappearing figures, &ldquo;but so far as money is concerned, a hopeless
+ detrimental. Don't let your pretty sister get interested in him. He hasn't
+ a cent except what he makes&mdash;he's an architect.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Edith is to be depended upon,&rdquo; Rose said, enigmatically. She was five
+ years older than her sister, and had drawn the inference of her own
+ plainness, comparatively, ever since Edith had put on long dresses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you written to Christopher?&rdquo; she asked, that night, invading Edith's
+ room with her hair-brushes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I haven't,&rdquo; Edith said, thoughtfully. &ldquo;I tried just now. It seems&mdash;I
+ don't know how, exactly, but I just <i>can't</i> write it over again! If I
+ had the letter I wrote this morning, I suppose I would send it; but to
+ write it all over again&mdash;it's too horrible!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Horrible'!&rdquo; Rose repeated. &ldquo;Very few people would think it that! He's
+ rich, thoroughly good, and devoted to you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You put the least last,&rdquo; Edith said, slowly, &ldquo;and you're right. I'm not
+ sure Christopher is so devoted to me, after all. He may only fancy that I
+ like him, and from his high estate&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nonsense!&rdquo; Rose said, warmly. &ldquo;He isn't, as you know, that sort of a man.
+ I've known him for years&mdash;&rdquo; She paused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Edith said nothing; she brushed her hair with careful slowness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He is so sincere&mdash;so straight-forward,&rdquo; Rose went on, in an
+ impersonal tone; &ldquo;and as papa has had so much ill luck and our
+ circumstances have changed&mdash;they <i>are</i> changed, you know, though
+ we are still able to keep up a certain appearance&mdash;he has been
+ unchanged. You ought to consider&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You consider Christopher's interests altogether,&rdquo; Edith said. &ldquo;I've some,
+ too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh no! You needn't think of them with Christopher,&rdquo; Rose said, seriously.
+ &ldquo;That's just it! He would so completely look after <i>yours!</i> It's <i>his</i>,
+ in this regard, that need consideration.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well&mdash;I'll consider Christopher's interests,&rdquo; Edith said, quietly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She remembered perfectly the letter she had written&mdash;which was in an
+ ugly young man's pocket! It had been:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;DEAR CHRISTOPHER,&mdash;Do you think you really want me? If you are very
+ sure, I am willing. I don't care for anybody else, so perhaps I can learn
+ to care for you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The only thing is, you will spoil me, and they've done that at home
+ already! and Rose says I need a strong hand! So in your interests&mdash;&rdquo;
+ and then it had blown away!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Rose, after some desultory talk, went back to her room, Edith wrote
+ another letter:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;DEAR CHRISTOPHER,&mdash;I know you have made a mistake. I don't care for
+ you&mdash;to marry you&mdash;a bit, but I like you, oh, a quantity! We
+ have always been such friends, and we always will be, won't we? but not <i>that</i>
+ way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Some day you will be very happy with some one else who will suit you
+ better. Then you will know how right I am.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;With kindest wishes,
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ &ldquo;EDITH EVERSLEY.&rdquo;
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ She took this letter down the next morning to put in the bag, but the
+ postman had come and gone. As she stood in the hall holding the letter,
+ Farringdon came up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good morning,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;You've missed the postman? I will be very happy
+ to post it for you on my way to church.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you. But if it's on the way to church, I'm going myself, so I
+ needn't trouble you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Farringdon merely bowed, without saying anything banal about the absence
+ of trouble. She was demurely conscious beneath his courtesy of the effort
+ he was making to see her handwriting, and she wondered if he thought her
+ refusal rude and a confirmation of his suspicion, or simply casual.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whatever he thought, it did not prevent the steps as she came out a few
+ hours later in the freshness of white muslin, with her umbrella,
+ prayer-book, and an unobtrusive white envelope in her hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were going together down then drive&mdash;under his umbrella&mdash;before
+ she quite grasped the situation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We seem to be the only ones,&rdquo; she hazarded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We are,&rdquo; he nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mrs. Manstey has a headache,&rdquo; Edith said, &ldquo;but the others&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The sun is too hot!&rdquo;&mdash;he smiled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you&mdash;I shouldn't have thought&mdash;&rdquo; She paused, a little
+ embarrassed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes?&rdquo; he helped her. &ldquo;That I was one of those who go to church, you
+ mean?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh no!&rdquo; she protested; but it was what she had meant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are right,&rdquo; he said, without heeding the protest, and his ugly but
+ compellingly attractive face was turned to hers. &ldquo;I'm not in the least a
+ scoffer, though; pray believe that. It's just that I&mdash;&rdquo; he hesitated.
+ &ldquo;Do you remember a little verse:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 'Although I enter not,
+ Yet round about the spot
+ Sometimes I hover,
+ And at the sacred gate
+ With longing eyes I wait,
+ Expectant of her.'&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Her face flushed. &ldquo;But,&rdquo; she reverted, with naïveté, &ldquo;you said you were
+ going to church&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But because I knew you were one of the women who would be sure to go!&rdquo; he
+ said, positively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She rebelled. &ldquo;I don't look devotional at all!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But your eyes do,&rdquo; he declared. &ldquo;They're suggestive of cathedrals and
+ beautiful dimness, and a voice going up and up, like the 'Lark' song of
+ Schubert's, don't you know!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I <i>don't!</i>&rdquo; she said, wilfully; but she was conscious of his
+ eyes on her face, and angry that her cheeks flushed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They both were silent for a little, and when they left Mrs. Manstey's
+ grounds for the uneven country road, that became shortly, by courtesy, the
+ village street, they had a view of the little church with its tiny tower.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The post-office,&rdquo; Farringdon explained, &ldquo;is at the other end of the
+ street. Service is beginning, I dare say. Shall we wait until it is over,
+ or post the letter now?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No; after service,&rdquo; she agreed, and inopportunely the letter slipped from
+ her hand and fell, with the address down, on the grass. She stooped
+ hurriedly, but he was before her, and picking it up, returned it
+ scrupulously, with the right side down, as it had fallen. She slipped it
+ quickly, almost guiltily, into her prayer-book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The church was small, the congregation smaller, and the clergyman a little
+ weary of the empty benches. But the two faces in the Manstey pew were so
+ bright, so vivid with the vigor of youth, that his jaded mind freshened to
+ meet the interest of new hearers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But neither Edith nor Farringdon listened attentively to the sermon, for
+ their minds were busy with other things. He was thinking of the girl
+ beside him, whose hymnal he was sharing, and whose voice, very sweet and
+ clear, if of no great compass, blended with his own fine tenor. Her
+ thoughts could not stray far from the letter and&mdash;from other things!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The benediction sent them from the cool dimness into the sunlight, and she
+ looked down the street toward the post-office.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's quite at the other end of the street,&rdquo; Farringdon said, opening his
+ umbrella and tentatively discouraging the effort. &ldquo;By the way, your letter
+ won't leave, I remember, until the seven-o'clock train. The Brathwaites
+ are leaving by that train; you can send your letter down then.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She found herself accepting this proposition, for the blaze of the sun on
+ the length of the dusty street was deterring. They walked back almost in
+ silence the way they had come; but with his hand on Mrs. Manstey's gate
+ and the house less than two hundred yards away, Farringdon paused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You have been writing to 'Christopher,'&rdquo; he said, quietly. &ldquo;I don't want
+ you to send the letter.&rdquo; He was quite pale, but she did not notice it or
+ the tensity of his face; his audacity made her for the moment dumb.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't want me to&mdash;!&rdquo; She positively gasped. &ldquo;I never heard of
+ such&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Impertinence,&rdquo; he supplied, gravely. &ldquo;It looks that way, I know, but it
+ isn't. I can't stand on conventions&mdash;I've too much at stake. I don't
+ mean to lose <i>you</i>&mdash;as you lost your letter!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She thought she was furious. &ldquo;You knew it was my letter!&rdquo; she accused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They had paused just within the gate, in the shade of a great
+ mulberry-tree that stood sentinel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Forgive me,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Not at first&mdash;but I guessed it. My name,&rdquo; he
+ added, &ldquo;is Christopher, too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He took a crumpled sheet, that had been smoothed and folded carefully,
+ from his pocket. &ldquo;Do you remember what you wrote?&rdquo; he asked, in a low
+ voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her face was crimson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It blew to me. Such things don't happen every day.&rdquo; He had taken off his
+ hat, and, bareheaded, he bent and looked questioningly into her eyes. &ldquo;My
+ name is Christopher,&rdquo; he repeated. &ldquo;I can't&mdash;it isn't possible&mdash;that
+ I can let another Christopher have that letter.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her eyes fell before his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&rdquo;&mdash;he paused&mdash;&ldquo;I play tennis very well, you said. I play to
+ win! What I give to the interest of a game&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is nothing to what you give to the interests of Christopher!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As she mockingly spoke, Farringdon caught a glimpse of one or two people
+ strolling down from the house. &ldquo;That letter,&rdquo; he hastily said,&mdash;&ldquo;you
+ can't take it from me! Do you remember that wind? It blew <i>you</i> to <i>me!</i>
+ Dearest, <i>darling</i>, don't be angry. You <i>can't</i> take yourself
+ away.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A little smile touched her lips&mdash;mutinous, but tremulous, too, and
+ something in her look made his heart beat fast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't&mdash;The last letter wasn't like the first,&rdquo; she said,
+ incoherently, but it seemed he understood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I knew you were <i>you</i> as soon as I saw you,&rdquo; he said, idiotically.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And,&rdquo; she murmured, as they walked perforce to meet the people coming
+ toward them down the drive, &ldquo;after all, you <i>were</i> Christopher!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE WRONG DOOR
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ BY FRANCIS WILLING WHARTON
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The stairs were long and dark; they seemed to stretch an interminable
+ length, and she was too tired to notice the soft carpet and wonder why
+ Mrs. Wilson had departed from her iron-clad rules and for once considered
+ the comfort of her lodgers. The rail of the banisters lay cold but
+ supporting under the pressure of her weary hand, and, at her own door at
+ last, she fitted the key in the lock. Something was wrong; it would not
+ turn; she drew it out and tried the handle. The door opened, and entering,
+ she stood rooted to the spot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Had her poor little room doubled its size and trebled its furniture? Her
+ imagination, always active, for one wild moment suggested that old
+ Grandaunt Crosbie from over the seas had remembered her poor relatives and
+ worked the miracle; she always had Grandaunt Crosbie as a possible trump
+ in the hand of fate. And then the dull reality shattered her foolish
+ castle&mdash;she was in the wrong room. All this comfort had a legitimate
+ possessor, whose Aunt Crosbie did her proper part in life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She walked mechanically to a window and looked down; yes, there was the
+ bleak yard she usually found below her, four houses off; she had come into
+ the wrong door, and now to retrace her useless steps.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She paused a moment, and slowly revolving, made bitter inventory of the
+ charming interior. Soft, bright stuffs at the windows, on the chairs;
+ pictures; books; flowers even; a big bunch of holly on the mantelpiece. A
+ sitting-room&mdash;no obnoxious bed behind an inadequate screen, no horrid
+ white china pitcher in full view! What woman owned all this? She stared
+ about for characteristic traces. No sewing! Pipes! It belonged to a man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She must go. She moved toward the door, and dropped her eyes on the little
+ hard-coal fire in the grate; it tempted her, and, with a sort of defiance,
+ she moved over to it and warmed her chilled fingers. A piano, too, and not
+ to teach children on! To play upon, to enjoy! When was her time to come?
+ Every dog has his day! Where was hers? Here some man was surrounded with
+ comforts and pleasures, and she slaved all day at her teaching, and came
+ home at night tired, cold, to a miserable little half-furnished room&mdash;alone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Resting her arms on the mantelpiece, she dropped her face a moment on them
+ and rebelled, kicking hard against the pricks; and sunk in that profitless
+ occupation, heard vaguely the sound of rapid steps and suddenly realized
+ what they might mean.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She straightened her young form and stared, fascinated, at the door. Good
+ heavens! What should she do? What should she say? If she appeared
+ confused, she would be thought a thief; she must have some excuse: she had
+ come&mdash;to&mdash;find a lady&mdash;was waiting! She sank into a little
+ chair and tried not to tremble visibly to the most unobservant eye, and
+ the door opened, shut, and the owner of the room stood before her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How do you do?&rdquo; said Amory, and coming forward, he shook hands warmly.
+ &ldquo;Please forgive me for being late, but I could not get away a moment
+ before. Where&rdquo; he looked about the room&mdash;&ldquo;where is Mrs. White?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl had risen nervously, and stood with her fingers clasped, looking
+ at him; she answered, stammering, &ldquo;She&mdash;I&mdash;she&mdash;couldn't
+ come.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Couldn't come?&rdquo; repeated the young man. &ldquo;I'm awfully sorry. Do sit down.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She still stood, holding to the back of her chair. &ldquo;She said she would
+ come if she could, and I was to&mdash;but I had better go.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory laughed. &ldquo;Not a bit of it. Now I've got you, I sha'n't let you go.
+ It was very brave of you to come alone. You know brothers-in-law are
+ presumptuous sometimes.&rdquo; He smiled down into the soft, shy, dark eyes
+ raised to his, and looked at his watch. &ldquo;You must have waited a half-hour;
+ I said four o'clock. I'm so sorry.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her eyes dropped. &ldquo;I was late, too,&rdquo; she answered, and felt a horrible
+ weight lifted from her. (They surely could not be coming; she could go in
+ a moment; he would never know until she was beyond his reach. But she
+ reckoned without her host.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Draw up to the fire,&rdquo; he began, and wheeled up a big armchair, and gently
+ made her sit in it. &ldquo;Put your feet on the fender and let's have a long
+ talk. You know I sha'n't see you before the wedding, and I'd like to know
+ something of my brother's wife. Tom said I must see you once before you
+ and he got off to Paris, and I may not be able to get West for the
+ wedding; so this is the one chance I shall have.&rdquo; He drew his chair near,
+ and looked down at her with friendly, pleasant eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She must say something. She rested her head on the high back of her chair,
+ and felt a sensation of bewildered happiness. It was dangerous; she must
+ get away in a moment; but for a moment she might surely enjoy this
+ extraordinary situation that fortune had thrust upon her&mdash;the charm
+ of the room, the warmth, and something more wonderful still&mdash;companionship.
+ She looked at him; she must say something.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You think you can't come to the wedding?&rdquo; she said, and blushed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory shook his head. &ldquo;I'm afraid not, though of course I shall try. Now&rdquo;&mdash;he
+ stared gravely at her&mdash;&ldquo;now tell me how you came to know Tom and why
+ you like him. I wonder if it is for my reasons or ones of your own.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was surprised by the deep blush which answered his words. What a
+ wonderful wild-rose color on her rather pale cheek!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't you think it very warm in here?&rdquo; said the girl.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory got up, and going to the window, opened it a little; then, stopping
+ at his desk, picked up a note and brought it to the fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, here is a note from Mrs. White,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Why didn't you tell me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She had risen, and laid her hand an instant on his arm. &ldquo;Don't open it&mdash;yet,&rdquo;
+ she said. Her desperation lent her invention; just in this one way he must
+ not find her out. She gave him a look, half arch, half pleading. &ldquo;I'll
+ explain later,&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory felt a stir of most unnecessary emotion; he understood Tom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; he said, dropping it on the mantelpiece,&mdash;&ldquo;just as you
+ like. Now let's go back to Tom. You see,&rdquo;&mdash;he sat down, and tipping
+ his chair a little, gave her a rather curious smile,&mdash;&ldquo;Tom and I have
+ been enigmas to each other always, deeply attached and hopelessly
+ incomprehensible, and I had my own ideas of what Tom would marry&mdash;and&mdash;you
+ are not it;&mdash;not in the least!&rdquo; He leant forward and brought his
+ puzzled gaze to bear upon her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She settled deeply into her chair, half to get farther away from those
+ searching gray eyes, half because she was taking terrible risks, and she
+ might as well enjoy it; the chair was so comfortable, and the fire so
+ cheerful, and Amory&mdash;it occurred to her with a sort of exhilaration
+ what it would be to please him. She had pleased other people, why not him?
+ Her lids drooped; she looked down at her shabby gloves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did you expect?&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He leant back and laughed. &ldquo;What did I expect? Well, frankly, a silly
+ little blond thing, all curls and furbelows!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She raised those heavy lids of hers and gazed straight at him. &ldquo;Was that
+ Tom's description?&rdquo; she asked, and raised her eyebrows. They were
+ delicately pencilled, and Amory watched her and noted them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he answered; &ldquo;he didn't describe you, but I thought that was his
+ taste. Now, you are neither silly nor little; no blonde; you have no curls
+ and no furbelows. In fact&rdquo;&mdash;he smiled with something delightfully
+ intimate in his eyes&mdash;&ldquo;in fact, you are much more the kind of girl <i>I</i>
+ should like to marry.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It gave her an absurd little thrill. She sat up, rebellious. &ldquo;If <i>I</i>
+ would have liked you,&rdquo; she returned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory laughed and put his hands in his pockets. &ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;but
+ you would, you know!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; she demanded, opening her eyes very wide; and again he inwardly
+ complimented her on her eyebrows, and above them her hair grew in a
+ charming line on her forehead. The little points are all pretty, he
+ thought, and it is the details that count in the long run. How much one
+ could grow to dislike blurry eyebrows and ugly ears, even if a woman had
+ rosy cheeks and golden hair!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why? Because I should bully you into it. I'm an obstinate kind of
+ creature, and get things by hanging on. Women give in if you worry them
+ long enough. But tell me more about Tom,&rdquo; he went on. &ldquo;Did he dance and
+ shoot his way into your heart? I wish I'd been there to see! You take a
+ very bad tintype, by the way. Tom sent me that.&rdquo; He got up, and taking a
+ picture from the mantelpiece, tossed it into her lap, and leaning over the
+ back of her chair, looked down on it. &ldquo;Have you a sentiment about it?&rdquo; he
+ added, smiling. &ldquo;It does look like Tom.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She held it and gravely studied it. She colored, and, still looking at the
+ picture, felt her way suddenly open. &ldquo;Yes, it does look like him,&rdquo; she
+ said, and putting it down, leant forward and looked into the fire. &ldquo;Do you
+ want to know why I accepted Tom?&rdquo; she added, slowly. She was fully
+ launched on a career of deception now, and felt a desperate exultation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory stared at her and nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She kept her eyes on the fire. &ldquo;I wanted&mdash;a home.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory sat motionless, then spoke. &ldquo;Why&mdash;why, weren't you happy with
+ your aunt and uncle?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She shook her head. &ldquo;No; and Tom was good and kind and very&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory got up and shook himself. &ldquo;Oh, but that's an awful mistake,&rdquo; he
+ said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know,&rdquo; said the girl, and turning, looked at him a moment. &ldquo;Well, I've
+ come to tell you that I have&mdash;&rdquo; She hesitated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory slid down into the chair beside her. &ldquo;Changed your mind?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That note of your aunt's?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sat back and folded his arms. &ldquo;I see,&rdquo; he said, and there followed a
+ long silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl began buttoning and unbuttoning her glove. She must go; she was
+ frightened, elated, amused. She did not want to go, but go she must. Would
+ he ever forgive her?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't&mdash;don't hate me!&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory awoke from his stunned meditation. &ldquo;My dear young lady, of course
+ not,&rdquo; he began; &ldquo;only, Tom will be terribly broken up. It's the only thing
+ to do now, I suppose, but why did you do the other?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She looked at him. As well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb, she thought.
+ &ldquo;I was unhappy and foolish.&rdquo; She hesitated. &ldquo;But you needn't be troubled
+ about Tom. He&mdash;&rdquo; Again she hesitated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not troubled about old Tom!&rdquo; expostulated Amory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wait.&rdquo; She put up her hand. &ldquo;He made a mistake, too; he doesn't care so
+ very much, and he has already flirted&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory laid his hand on her chair. &ldquo;Tom!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she repeated; &ldquo;he really is rather a flirt, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tom!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She nodded. &ldquo;Yes; really, it did hurt me a little, only&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tom!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She faced him. &ldquo;Yes, Tom. What do you think Tom is&mdash;blind and deaf
+ and dumb? Any man worth his salt can flirt.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory stared at her. &ldquo;Oh, he can, can he?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She nodded. &ldquo;He was very good and kind, but I saw that he was changing;
+ and then he met a little fair-haired, blue-eyed&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory interposed. &ldquo;I told you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She gave him a curious smile. &ldquo;Yes, a silly little blond thing, just
+ that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But his satisfaction in his perspicacity was short-lived; he walked up and
+ down the room in his perplexity. &ldquo;I can't get over it,&rdquo; he murmured. &ldquo;I
+ thought it a mad love-match, all done in a few weeks; and to have it turn
+ out like this! You&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mercenary,&rdquo; she interjected, with a sad little smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He looked at her. &ldquo;Yes; and Tom&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fickle,&rdquo; she ended again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, and Tom fickle. Why, it shakes the foundations!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl felt a sudden wave of shame and weariness. She must go. She
+ hadn't been fair, but it had been so sudden, so difficult. She looked at
+ him, and getting up, wondered if she would ever see him again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I must go,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I came&mdash;&rdquo; She hesitated, and a sudden desire
+ to have him know her as herself swept over her. It needed only another lie
+ or two in the beginning, and then some truth would come through to sustain
+ her. She went on: &ldquo;I came because I wanted to know what you were like; Tom
+ had talked so much of you, and I wanted some one to understand and perhaps
+ explain; and now I must go and leave your warm, delightful room for the
+ comfortless place I live in. Don't think too hardly of me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory shook his head. &ldquo;You don't leave me until you have had your tea.&rdquo; He
+ rang the bell. &ldquo;But what do you mean by a comfortless home? Does Mrs.
+ White neglect you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She looked at the fire. &ldquo;I don't live with her&mdash;now; I live alone; I
+ work for my living.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory got up as the maid brought in the tea-tray, and setting it beside
+ them, he poured out her tea; as he handed her the cup, he brought his
+ brows together sternly, as though making out her very mysterious words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You work for your living?&rdquo; he repeated. &ldquo;I thought you lived with Mrs.
+ White, and that they were well off.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I did, but now I've come back to my real life, which I would have left
+ had I married Tom.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He nodded. &ldquo;I see. I had heard awfully little about it all; I was away,
+ and then it was so quickly done.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know,&rdquo; she went on, hurriedly; &ldquo;but let me tell you, and you will
+ understand me better later&mdash;that is, if you want to understand me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Most certainly I do.&rdquo; Amory sustained the strange sad gaze of her
+ charming, heavy-lidded eyes in a sort of maze. Her mat skin looked white,
+ now that her blushes were gone, and her delicate, irregular features a
+ little pinched. He drank his tea and watched her while she talked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I teach music,&rdquo; she began; &ldquo;to do it I left my relations in the country
+ and came to this horrible great city. I have one dreary, cold room, as
+ unlike this as two rooms can be. I have tried to make it seem like a home,
+ but when I saw this I knew how I had failed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Poor little girl!&rdquo; said Amory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have the ordinary feelings of a girl,&rdquo; she went on, &ldquo;and yet I see
+ before me the long stretch of a dreary life. I love music; I hear none but
+ the strumming of children. I like pictures, books, people; I see none. I
+ like to laugh, to talk; there is no one to laugh with, to talk to. I am
+ very&mdash;unhappy.&rdquo; The last words were spoken very low, but the misery
+ in them touched Amory deeply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Poor little girl!&rdquo; he said again, and gently laid his hand on the arm of
+ her chair. &ldquo;But how can Tom know this and let you go? You are mistaken in
+ Tom, I am sure, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl straightened her slender figure and rose. &ldquo;Oh no! it is all
+ right. He doesn't love me, your Tom; and so the world goes&mdash;I must
+ go, too. I&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't go,&rdquo; said Amory. &ldquo;Let me&mdash;&rdquo; She shook her head. &ldquo;You have no
+ more to do; you have comforted and warmed and fed a hungry wanderer, and
+ she must make haste home. Thank you for everything; thank you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory felt a pang as she stood up. Not to see her again&mdash;why, that
+ was absurd! Why should he not see her? She had quarrelled with Tom, yes,
+ and perhaps the family might be hard on her; but he&mdash;he understood,
+ and why should he shake off her acquaintance? She was not for Tom. Well,
+ it was just as well. How could any one think this girl would suit Tom&mdash;big-bearded,
+ clumsy, excellent fellow that he was?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He put out his hand. &ldquo;Mary,&rdquo; he said. The girl stared at him with eyes
+ suddenly wide open; he smiled into them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have a right to call you that,&rdquo; he proceeded, &ldquo;haven't I? I might have
+ been your brother.&rdquo; He took her hand, and then laughed a little. &ldquo;I am
+ almost glad I am not. You wouldn't have suited Tom, and as a sister,
+ somehow, you wouldn't have suited me!&rdquo; He laughed again. &ldquo;But&rdquo;&mdash;he
+ hesitated; she still stared straight up at him with her soft, dark eyes,
+ and he thought them very beautiful&mdash;&ldquo;but why shouldn't I see you&mdash;not
+ as a brother, but an acquaintance&mdash;friend? You say you need them.
+ Tell me where you have this room of yours?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The vivid beauty of her blush startled him, and she drew her hand quickly
+ from his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh no!&rdquo; she said, hurriedly. &ldquo;Let things drop between us; here&mdash;forever.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory stood before her with an expression which reminded her of his
+ description of himself&mdash;obstinate; yes, he looked it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; he urged. &ldquo;Just because you are not to marry Tom, is there any
+ reason why we should not like each other&mdash;is there? That is&mdash;if
+ we do! I do,&rdquo; he laughed. &ldquo;Do you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her lids had dropped; she looked very slim, and young, and shy. &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she
+ said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It gave Amory a good deal of pleasure for a monosyllable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, then, your number?&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She shook her head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll ask Tom,&rdquo; he retorted. &ldquo;He will tell me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was baffled and curiously charmed by the smile that touched her sharply
+ curved young mouth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tom may,&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was ready to accept you as a sister,&rdquo; he persisted, &ldquo;and you won't even
+ admit me as a casual visitor!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She took a step toward the door. &ldquo;Wait till you hear Tom's story,&rdquo; she
+ said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amory stared curiously at her. &ldquo;Do you think he will be vindictive, after
+ all?&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Why should he be, if what you say is just?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She paused. &ldquo;Wait till you see Tom and Mrs. White; then if you want to
+ know me, why&mdash;&rdquo; She was blushing again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; Amory demanded, &ldquo;what shall I do?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She looked up with a sort of childish charm, curling her lip, lighting her
+ eyes with something of laughter and mischief. &ldquo;Why, look for me and you'll
+ find me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Find you?&rdquo; repeated Amory, bewildered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She nodded. &ldquo;Yes, if you look. To-morrow will be Sunday; every one will be
+ going to church, and I with them. Stand on the steps of this house at
+ 10.30 precisely, and look as far as you can, and you will see&mdash;me.
+ Goodnight.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good night.&rdquo; Amory took her hand. &ldquo;Let me see you home; it's dark.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She laughed. &ldquo;You don't lack persistency, do you?&rdquo; she said, with a
+ sweetness which gave the words a pleasant twist. &ldquo;But don't come, please.
+ I'm used to taking care of myself; but&mdash;before I go let me write my
+ note also.&rdquo; She went to the desk and scratched a line, and folding it,
+ handed it to him. &ldquo;There,&rdquo; she said; &ldquo;read Mrs. White's note and then
+ that, but wait till you hear the house door bang. Promise not before.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Please&mdash;&rdquo; began Amory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Promise,&rdquo; she repeated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I promise,&rdquo; he said, and again they shook hands for good-by.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's three times,&rdquo; thought the girl as she went to the door, and
+ turning an instant, she smiled at him. &ldquo;Good-by.&rdquo; The door closed softly
+ behind her, and Amory waited a moment, then went to it, and opening it,
+ listened; the house door shut lightly, and seizing his notes, he stood by
+ the window in the twilight and read them. The first was as follows:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;DEAR MR. AMORY,&mdash;Mary and I had to return unexpectedly to Cleveland.
+ Forgive our missing this chance of meeting you, but Mr. White's note is
+ urgent, as his sister is very ill. Mary regrets greatly not seeing you
+ before the wedding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yours sincerely,
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ &ldquo;BARBARA WHITE.&rdquo;
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Amory threw the paper down. &ldquo;Do I see visions?&rdquo; he cried, and hastily
+ unfolded the second; it ran as follows:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Forgive me; I got into the wrong house, the wrong room. I was very tired,
+ and my latch-key fitted, and I didn't know until I saw your fire, and then
+ you came. Don't think me a very bold and horrid girl, and forgive me. Your
+ fire was so warm and bright, and&mdash;you were kind.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ &ldquo;M.&rdquo;
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Amory stared at the paper a moment; then, catching his hat and flying down
+ the stairs, opened the outer door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The night was bitter cold, with a white frost everywhere; but in the
+ twilight no solitary figure was in view; the long street was empty. He ran
+ the length of it, then back to his room, and throwing down his hat, he lit
+ his pipe. It needed thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BRAYBRIDGE'S OFFER
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ WILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ We had ordered our dinners and were sitting in the Turkish room at the
+ club, waiting to be called, each in his turn, to the dining-room. With its
+ mixture of Oriental appointments in curtains, cushions, and little tables
+ of teak-wood the Turkish room expressed rather an adventurous conception
+ of the Ottoman taste; but it was always a cozy place whether you found
+ yourself in it with cigars and coffee after dinner, or with whatever
+ liquid or solid appetizer you preferred in the half-hour or more that must
+ pass before dinner after you had made out your menu. It intimated an
+ exclusive possession in the three or four who happened first to find
+ themselves together in it, and it invited the philosophic mind to
+ contemplation more than any other spot in the club.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our rather limited little down-town dining club was almost a celibate
+ community at most times. A few husbands and fathers joined us at lunch;
+ but at dinner we were nearly always a company of bachelors, dropping in an
+ hour or so before we wished to dine, and ordering from a bill of fare what
+ we liked. Some dozed away the intervening time; some read the evening
+ papers, or played chess; I preferred the chance society of the Turkish
+ room. I could be pretty sure of finding Wanhope there in these sympathetic
+ moments, and where Wanhope was there would probably be Rulledge, passively
+ willing to listen and agree, and Minver ready to interrupt and dispute. I
+ myself liked to look in and linger for either the reasoning or the
+ bickering, as it happened, and now seeing the three there together, I took
+ a provisional seat behind the painter, who made no sign of knowing I was
+ present. Rulledge was eating a caviar sandwich, which he had brought from
+ the afternoon tea-table near by, and he greedily incited Wanhope to go on,
+ in the polite pause which the psychologist had let follow on my
+ appearance, with what he was saying. I was not surprised to find that his
+ talk related to a fact just then intensely interesting to the few, rapidly
+ becoming the many, who were privy to it; though Wanhope had the air of
+ stooping to it from a higher range of thinking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I shouldn't have supposed, somehow,&rdquo; he said with a knot of deprecation
+ between his fine eyes, &ldquo;that he would have had the pluck.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps he hadn't,&rdquo; Minver suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wanhope waited for a thoughtful moment of censure eventuating in
+ toleration. &ldquo;You mean that she&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't see why you say that, Minver,&rdquo; Rulledge interposed chivalrously,
+ with his mouth full of sandwich.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I didn't say it,&rdquo; Minver contradicted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You implied it; and I don't think it's fair. It's easy enough to build up
+ a report of that kind on the half-knowledge of rumor which is all that any
+ outsider can have in the case.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So far,&rdquo; Minver said, with unbroken tranquillity, &ldquo;as any such edifice
+ has been erected, you are the architect, Rulledge. I shouldn't think you
+ would like to go round insinuating that sort of thing. Here is Acton,&rdquo; and
+ he now acknowledged my presence with a backward twist of his head, &ldquo;on the
+ alert for material already. You ought to be more careful where Acton is,
+ Rulledge.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It would be great copy if it were true,&rdquo; I owned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wanhope regarded us all three, in this play of our qualities, with the
+ scientific impartiality of a bacteriologist in the study of a culture
+ offering some peculiar incidents. He took up a point as remote as might be
+ from the personal appeal. &ldquo;It is curious how little we know of such
+ matters, after all the love-making and marrying in life and all the
+ inquiry of the poets and novelists.&rdquo; He addressed himself in this turn of
+ his thought, half playful, half earnest, to me, as if I united with the
+ functions of both a responsibility for their shortcomings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; Minver said, facing about toward me. &ldquo;How do you excuse yourself
+ for your ignorance in matters where you're always professionally making
+ such a bluff of knowledge? After all the marriages you have brought about
+ in literature, can you say positively and specifically how they are
+ brought about in life?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I can't,&rdquo; I admitted. &ldquo;I might say that a writer of fiction is a good
+ deal like a minister who continually marries people without knowing why.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, you couldn't, my dear fellow,&rdquo; the painter retorted. &ldquo;It's part of
+ your swindler to assume that you <i>do</i> know why. You ought to find
+ out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wanhope interposed abstractly, or as abstractly as he could: &ldquo;The
+ important thing would always be to find which of the lovers the
+ confession, tacit or explicit, began with.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Acton ought to go round and collect human documents bearing on the
+ question. He ought to have got together thousands of specimens from
+ nature. He ought to have gone to all the married couples he knew, and
+ asked them just how their passion was confessed; he ought to have sent out
+ printed circulars, with tabulated questions. Why don't you do it, Acton?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I returned, as seriously as could have been expected: &ldquo;Perhaps it would be
+ thought rather intimate. People don't like to talk of such things.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They're ashamed,&rdquo; Minver declared. &ldquo;The lovers don't either of them, in a
+ given ease, like to let others know how much the woman had to do with
+ making the offer, and how little the man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Minver's point provoked both Wanhope and myself to begin a remark at the
+ same time. We begged each other's pardon, and Wanhope insisted that I
+ should go on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, merely this,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;I don't think they're so much ashamed as that
+ they have forgotten the different stages. You were going to say?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very much what you said. It's astonishing how people forget the vital
+ things, and remember trifles. Or perhaps as we advance from stage to stage
+ what once seemed the vital things turn to trifles. Nothing can be more
+ vital in the history of a man and a woman than how they became husband and
+ wife, and yet not merely the details, but the main fact, would seem to
+ escape record if not recollection. The next generation knows nothing of
+ it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That appears to let Acton out,&rdquo; Minver said. &ldquo;But how do <i>you</i> know
+ what you were saying, Wanhope?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've ventured to make some inquiries in that region at one time. Not
+ directly, of course. At second and third hand. It isn't inconceivable, if
+ we conceive of a life after this, that a man should forget, in its more
+ important interests and occupations, just how he quitted this world, or at
+ least the particulars of the article of death. Of course, we must suppose
+ a good portion of eternity to have elapsed.&rdquo; Wanhope continued, dreamily,
+ with a deep breath almost equivalent to something so unscientific as a
+ sigh: &ldquo;Women are charming, and in nothing more than the perpetual
+ challenge they form for us. They are born defying us to match ourselves
+ with them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you mean that Miss Hazelwood&mdash;&rdquo; Rulledge began, but Minver's
+ laugh arrested him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nothing so concrete, I'm afraid,&rdquo; Wanhope gently returned. &ldquo;I mean, to
+ match them in graciousness, in loveliness, in all the agile contests of
+ spirit and plays of fancy. There's something pathetic to see them caught
+ up into something more serious in that other game, which they are so good
+ at.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They seem rather to like it, though, some of them, if you mean the game
+ of love,&rdquo; Minver said. &ldquo;Especially when they're not in earnest about it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, there are plenty of spoiled women,&rdquo; Wanhope admitted. &ldquo;But I don't
+ mean flirting. I suppose that the average unspoiled woman is rather
+ frightened than otherwise when she knows that a man is in love with her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you suppose she always knows it first?&rdquo; Rulledge asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You may be sure,&rdquo; Minver answered for Wanhope, &ldquo;that if she didn't know
+ it, <i>he</i> never would.&rdquo; Then Wanhope answered for himself:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think that generally she sees it coming. In that sort of wireless
+ telegraphy, that reaching out of two natures through space towards each
+ other, her more sensitive apparatus probably feels the appeal of his
+ before he is conscious of having made any appeal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And her first impulse is to escape the appeal?&rdquo; I suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; Wanhope admitted after a thoughtful reluctance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Even when she is half aware of having invited it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If she is not spoiled she is never aware of having invited it. Take the
+ case in point; we won't mention any names. She is sailing through time,
+ through youthful space, with her electrical lures, the natural equipment
+ of every charming woman, all out, and suddenly, somewhere from the
+ unknown, she feels the shock of a response in the gulfs of air where there
+ had been no life before. But she can't be said to have knowingly searched
+ the void for any presence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I'm not sure about that, professor,&rdquo; Minver put in. &ldquo;Go a little
+ slower, if you expect me to follow you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's all a mystery, the most beautiful mystery of life,&rdquo; Wanhope resumed.
+ &ldquo;I don't believe I could make out the case, as I feel it to be.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Braybridge's part of the case is rather plain, isn't it?&rdquo; I invited him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm not sure of that. No man's part of any case is plain, if you look at
+ it carefully. The most that you can say of Braybridge is that he is rather
+ a simple nature. But nothing,&rdquo; the psychologist added with one of his deep
+ breaths, &ldquo;is so complex as a simple nature.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; Minver contended, &ldquo;Braybridge is plain, if his case isn't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Plain? Is he plain?&rdquo; Wanhope asked, as if asking himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dear fellow, you agnostics doubt everything!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I should have said picturesque. Picturesque, with the sort of
+ unbeautifulness that takes the fancy of women more than Greek proportion.
+ I think it would require a girl peculiarly feminine to feel the attraction
+ of such a man&mdash;the fascination of his being grizzled, and slovenly,
+ and rugged. She would have to be rather a wild, shy girl to do that, and
+ it would have to be through her fear of him that she would divine his fear
+ of her. But what I have heard is that they met under rather exceptional
+ circumstances. It was at a house in the Adirondacks, where Braybridge was,
+ somewhat in the quality of a bull in a china-shop. He was lugged in by the
+ host, as an old friend, and was suffered by the hostess as a friend quite
+ too old for her. At any rate, as I heard (and I don't vouch for the facts,
+ all of them), Braybridge found himself at odds with the gay young people
+ who made up the hostess's end of the party, and was watching for a chance
+ to&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wanhope cast about for the word, and Winver supplied it: &ldquo;Pull out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes. But when he had found it Miss Hazelwood took it from him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't understand,&rdquo; Rulledge said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When he came in to breakfast, the third morning, prepared with an excuse
+ for cutting his week down to the dimensions it had reached, he saw her
+ sitting alone at the table. She had risen early as a consequence of having
+ arrived late, the night before; and when Braybridge found himself in for
+ it, he forgot that he meant to go away, and said good-morning, as if they
+ knew each other. Their hostess found them talking over the length of the
+ table in a sort of mutual fright, and introduced them. But it's rather
+ difficult reporting a lady verbatim at second hand. I really had the facts
+ from Welkin, who had them from his wife. The sum of her impressions was
+ that Braybridge and Miss Hazelwood were getting a kind of comfort out of
+ their mutual terror because one was as badly frightened as the other. It
+ was a novel experience for both. Ever seen her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We others looked at each other. Minver said: &ldquo;I never wanted to paint any
+ one so much. It was at the spring show of the American Artists. There was
+ a jam of people; but this girl&mdash;I've understood it was she&mdash;looked
+ as much alone as if there were nobody else there. She might have been a
+ startled doe in the North Woods suddenly coming out on a
+ twenty-thousand-dollar camp, with a lot of twenty-million-dollar people on
+ the veranda.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you wanted to do her as The Startled Doe,&rdquo; I said. &ldquo;Good selling
+ name.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't reduce it to the vulgarity of fiction. I admit it would be a
+ selling name.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Go on, Wanhope,&rdquo; Rulledge puffed impatiently. &ldquo;Though I don't see how
+ there could be another soul in the universe as constitutionally scared of
+ men as Braybridge is of women.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In the universe nothing is wasted, I suppose. Everything has its
+ complement, its response. For every bashful man, there must be a bashful
+ woman,&rdquo; Wanhope returned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Or a bold one,&rdquo; Minver suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No; the response must be in kind, to be truly complemental. Through the
+ sense of their reciprocal timidity they divine that they needn't be
+ afraid.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! <i>That's</i> the way you get out of it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well?&rdquo; Rulledge urged.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm afraid,&rdquo; Wanhope modestly confessed, &ldquo;that from this point I shall
+ have to be largely conjectural. Welkin wasn't able to be very definite,
+ except as to moments, and he had his data almost altogether from his wife.
+ Braybridge had told him overnight that he thought of going, and he had
+ said he mustn't think of it; but he supposed Braybridge had spoken of it
+ to Mrs. Welkin, and he began by saying to his wife that he hoped she had
+ refused to hear of Braybridge's going. She said she hadn't heard of it,
+ but now she would refuse without hearing, and she didn't give Braybridge
+ any chance to protest. If people went in the middle of their week, what
+ would become of other people? She was not going to have the equilibrium of
+ her party disturbed, and that was all about it. Welkin thought it was odd
+ that Braybridge didn't insist; and he made a long story of it. But the
+ grain of wheat in his bushel of chaff was that Miss Hazelwood seemed to be
+ fascinated by Braybridge from the first. When Mrs. Welkin scared him into
+ saying that he would stay his week out, the business practically was done.
+ They went picnicking that day in each other's charge; and after Braybridge
+ left he wrote back to her, as Mrs. Welkin knew from the letters that
+ passed through her hands, and&mdash;Well, their engagement has come out,
+ and&mdash;&rdquo; Wanhope paused with an air that was at first indefinite, and
+ then definitive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't mean,&rdquo; Rulledge burst out in a note of deep wrong, &ldquo;that that's
+ all you know about it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, that's all I know,&rdquo; Wanhope confessed, as if somewhat surprised
+ himself at the fact.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wanhope tried to offer the only reparation in his power. &ldquo;I can conjecture&mdash;we
+ can all conjecture&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He hesitated; then, &ldquo;Well, go on with your conjecture,&rdquo; Rulledge said
+ forgivingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why&mdash;&rdquo; Wanhope began again; but at that moment a man who had been
+ elected the year before, and then gone off on a long absence, put his head
+ in between the dull-red hangings of the doorway. It was Halson, whom I did
+ not know very well, but liked better than I knew. His eyes were dancing
+ with what seemed the inextinguishable gayety of his temperament, rather
+ than any present occasion, and his smile carried his little mustache well
+ away from his handsome teeth. &ldquo;Private?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come in, come in!&rdquo; Minver called to him. &ldquo;Thought you were in Japan?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dear fellow,&rdquo; Halson answered, &ldquo;you must brush up your contemporary
+ history. It's more than a fortnight since I was in Japan.&rdquo; He shook hands
+ with me, and I introduced him to Rulledge and Wanhope. He said at once:
+ &ldquo;Well, what is it? Question of Braybridge's engagement? It's humiliating
+ to a man to come back from the antipodes, and find the nation absorbed in
+ a parochial problem like that. Everybody I've met here to-night has asked
+ me, the first thing, if I'd heard of it, and if I knew how it could have
+ happened.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And do you?&rdquo; Rulledge asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can give a pretty good guess,&rdquo; Halson said, running his merry eyes over
+ our faces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Anybody can give a good guess,&rdquo; Rulledge said. &ldquo;Wanhope is doing it now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't let me interrupt.&rdquo; Halson turned to him politely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not at all. I'd rather hear your guess. If you know Braybridge better
+ than I,&rdquo; Wanhope said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; Halson compromised, &ldquo;perhaps I've known him longer.&rdquo; He asked,
+ with an effect of coming to business, &ldquo;Where were you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tell him, Rulledge,&rdquo; Minver ordered, and Rulledge apparently asked
+ nothing better. He told him in detail, all we knew from any source, down
+ to the moment of Wanhope's arrested conjecture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He did leave you at an anxious point, didn't he?&rdquo; Halson smiled to the
+ rest of us at Rulledge's expense, and then said: &ldquo;Well, I think I can help
+ you out a little. Any of you know the lady?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By sight, Minver does,&rdquo; Rulledge answered for us. &ldquo;Wants to paint her.&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; Halson said, with intelligence. &ldquo;But I doubt if he'd find her
+ as paintable as she looks, at first. She's beautiful, but her charm is
+ spiritual.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sometimes we try for that,&rdquo; the painter interposed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And sometimes you get it. But you'll allow it's difficult. That's all I
+ meant. I've known her&mdash;let me see&mdash;for twelve years, at least;
+ ever since I first went West. She was about eleven then, and her father
+ was bringing her up on the ranche. Her aunt came along, by and by, and
+ took her to Europe; mother dead before Hazelwood went out there. But the
+ girl was always homesick for the ranche; she pined for it; and after they
+ had kept her in Germany three or four years they let her come back, and
+ run wild again; wild as a flower does, or a vine&mdash;not a domesticated
+ animal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Go slow, Halson. This is getting too much for the romantic Rulledge.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Rulledge can bear up against the facts, I guess, Minver,&rdquo; Halson said,
+ almost austerely. &ldquo;Her father died two years ago, and then she <i>had</i>
+ to come East, for her aunt simply <i>wouldn't</i> live on the ranche. She
+ brought her on, here, and brought her out; I was at the coming-out tea;
+ but the girl didn't take to the New York thing at all; I could see it from
+ the start; she wanted to get away from it with me, and talk about the
+ ranche.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She felt that she was with the only genuine person among those
+ conventional people.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Halson laughed at Minver's thrust, and went on amiably: &ldquo;I don't suppose
+ that till she met Braybridge she was ever quite at her ease with any man
+ or woman, for that matter. I imagine, as you've done, that it was his fear
+ of her that gave her courage. She met him on equal terms. Isn't that it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wanhope assented to the question referred to him with a nod.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And when they got lost from the rest of the party at that picnic&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lost?&rdquo; Rulledge demanded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, yes. Didn't you know? But I ought to go back. They said there never
+ was anything prettier than the way she unconsciously went for Braybridge,
+ the whole day. She wanted him, and she was a child who wanted things
+ frankly, when she did want them. Then his being ten or fifteen years older
+ than she was, and so large and simple, made it natural for a shy girl like
+ her to assort herself with him when all the rest were assorting
+ themselves, as people do at such things. The consensus of testimony is
+ that she did it with the most transparent unconsciousness, and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who are your authorities?&rdquo; Minver asked; Rulledge threw himself back on
+ the divan, and beat the cushions with impatience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is it essential to give them?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, no. I merely wondered. Go on.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The authorities are all right. She had disappeared with him before the
+ others noticed. It was a thing that happened; there was no design in it;
+ that would have been out of character. They had got to the end of the
+ wood-road, and into the thick of the trees where there wasn't even a
+ trail, and they walked round looking for a way out, till they were turned
+ completely. They decided that the only way was to keep walking, and by and
+ by they heard the sound of chopping. It was some Canucks clearing a piece
+ of the woods, and when she spoke to them in French, they gave them full
+ directions, and Braybridge soon found the path again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Halson paused, and I said, &ldquo;But that isn't all?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, no.&rdquo; He continued thoughtfully silent for a little while before he
+ resumed. &ldquo;The amazing thing is that they got lost again, and that when
+ they tried going back to the Canucks, they couldn't find the way.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why didn't they follow the sound of the chopping?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Canucks had stopped, for the time being. Besides, Braybridge was
+ rather ashamed, and he thought if they went straight on they would be sure
+ to come out somewhere. But that was where he made a mistake. They couldn't
+ go on straight; they went round and round, and came on their own footsteps&mdash;or
+ hers, which he recognized from the narrow tread and the dint of the little
+ heels in the damp places.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wanhope roused himself with a kindling eye. &ldquo;That is very interesting, the
+ movement in a circle of people who have lost their way. It has often been
+ observed, but I don't know that it has ever been explained. Sometimes the
+ circle is smaller, sometimes it is larger; but I believe it is always a
+ circle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Isn't it,&rdquo; I queried, &ldquo;like any other error in life? We go round and
+ round; and commit the old sins over again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That is very interesting,&rdquo; Wanhope allowed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But do lost people really always walk in a vicious circle?&rdquo; Minver asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rulledge would not let Wanhope answer. &ldquo;Go on, Halson,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Halson roused himself from the reverie in which he was sitting with glazed
+ eyes. &ldquo;Well, what made it a little more anxious was that he had heard of
+ bears on that mountain, and the green afternoon light among the trees was
+ perceptibly paling. He suggested shouting, but she wouldn't let him; she
+ said it would be ridiculous, if the others heard them, and useless if they
+ didn't. So they tramped on till&mdash;till the accident happened.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The accident!&rdquo; Rulledge exclaimed in the voice of our joint emotion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He stepped on a loose stone and turned his foot,&rdquo; Halson explained. &ldquo;It
+ wasn't a sprain, luckily, but it hurt enough. He turned so white that she
+ noticed it, and asked him what was the matter. Of course that shut his
+ mouth the closer, but it morally doubled his motive, and he kept himself
+ from crying out till the sudden pain of the wrench was over. He said
+ merely that he thought he had heard something, and he had&mdash;an awful
+ ringing in his ears; but he didn't mean that, and he started on again. The
+ worst was trying to walk without limping, and to talk cheerfully and
+ encouragingly, with that agony tearing at him. But he managed somehow, and
+ he was congratulating himself on his success, when he tumbled down in a
+ dead faint.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, come, now!&rdquo; Minver protested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It <i>is</i> like an old-fashioned story, where things are operated by
+ accident instead of motive, isn't it?&rdquo; Halson smiled with radiant
+ recognition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fact will always imitate fiction, if you give her time enough,&rdquo; I said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Had they got back to the other picnickers?&rdquo; Rulledge asked with a tense
+ voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In sound, but not in sight of them. She wasn't going to bring him into
+ camp in that state; besides she couldn't. She got some water out of the
+ trout-brook they'd been fishing&mdash;more water than trout in it&mdash;and
+ sprinkled his face, and he came to, and got on his legs, just in time to
+ pull on to the others, who were organizing a search-party to go after
+ them. From that point on, she dropped Braybridge like a hot coal, and as
+ there was nothing of the flirt in her, she simply kept with the women, the
+ older girls, and the tabbies, and left Braybridge to worry along with the
+ secret of his turned ankle. He doesn't know how he ever got home alive;
+ but he did somehow manage to reach the wagons that had brought them to the
+ edge of the woods, and then he was all right till they got to the house.
+ But still she said nothing about his accident, and he couldn't; and he
+ pleaded an early start for town the next morning, and got off to bed, as
+ soon as he could.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I shouldn't have thought he could have stirred in the morning,&rdquo; Rulledge
+ employed Halson's pause to say.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, this beaver <i>had</i> to,&rdquo; Halson said. &ldquo;He was not the only early
+ riser. He found Miss Hazelwood at the station before him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What!&rdquo; Rulledge shouted. I confess the fact rather roused me, too; and
+ Wanhope's eyes kindled with a scientific pleasure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She came right towards him. 'Mr. Braybridge,' says she, 'I couldn't let
+ you go without explaining my very strange behavior. I didn't choose to
+ have these people laughing at the notion of <i>my</i> having played the
+ part of your preserver. It was bad enough being lost with you; I couldn't
+ bring you into ridicule with them by the disproportion they'd have felt in
+ my efforts for you after you turned your foot. So I simply had to ignore
+ the incident. Don't you see?' Braybridge glanced at her, and he had never
+ felt so big and bulky before, or seen her so slender and little. He said,
+ 'It <i>would</i> have seemed rather absurd,' and he broke out and laughed,
+ while she broke down and cried, and asked him to forgive her, and whether
+ it had hurt him very much; and said she knew he could bear to keep it from
+ the others by the way he had kept it from her till he fainted. She implied
+ that he was morally as well as physically gigantic, and it was as much as
+ he could do to keep from taking her in his arms on the spot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It would have been edifying to the groom that had driven her to the
+ station,&rdquo; Minver cynically suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Groom nothing!&rdquo; Halson returned with spirit. &ldquo;She paddled herself across
+ the lake, and walked from the boat-landing to the station.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jove!&rdquo; Rulledge exploded in uncontrollable enthusiasm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She turned round as soon as she had got through with her hymn of praise&mdash;it
+ made Braybridge feel awfully flat&mdash;and ran back through the bushes to
+ the boat-landing, and&mdash;that was the last he saw of her till he met
+ her in town this fall.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And when&mdash;and when&mdash;did he offer himself?&rdquo; Rulledge entreated
+ breathlessly. &ldquo;How&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, that's the point, Halson,&rdquo; Minver interposed. &ldquo;Your story is all
+ very well, as far as it goes; but Rulledge here has been insinuating that
+ it was Miss Hazelwood who made the offer, and he wants you to bear him
+ out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rulledge winced at the outrage, but he would not stay Halson's answer even
+ for the sake of righting himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I <i>have</i> heard,&rdquo; Minver went on, &ldquo;that Braybridge insisted on
+ paddling the canoe back to the other shore for her, and that it was on the
+ way that he offered himself.&rdquo; We others stared at Minver in astonishment.
+ Halson glanced covertly toward him with his gay eyes. &ldquo;Then that wasn't
+ true?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How did you hear it?&rdquo; Halson asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, never mind. Is it true?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I know there's that version,&rdquo; Halson said evasively. &ldquo;The
+ engagement is only just out, as you know. As to the offer&mdash;the when
+ and the how&mdash;I don't know that I'm exactly at liberty to say.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't see why,&rdquo; Minver urged. &ldquo;You might stretch a point for Rulledge's
+ sake.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Halson looked down, and then he glanced at Minver after a furtive passage
+ of his eye over Rulledge's intense face. &ldquo;There was something rather nice
+ happened after&mdash;But really, now!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, go on!&rdquo; Minver called out in contempt of his scruple.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I haven't the right&mdash;Well, I suppose I'm on safe ground here? It
+ won't go any farther, of course; and it <i>was</i> so pretty! After she
+ had pushed off in her canoe, you know, Braybridge&mdash;he'd followed her
+ down to the shore of the lake&mdash;found her handkerchief in a bush where
+ it had caught, and he held it up, and called out to her. She looked round
+ and saw it, and called back: 'Never mind. I can't return for it, now.'
+ Then Braybridge plucked up his courage, and asked if he might keep it, and
+ she said 'Yes,' over her shoulder, and then she stopped paddling, and said
+ 'No, no, you mustn't, you mustn't! You can send it to me.' He asked where,
+ and she said, 'In New York&mdash;in the fall&mdash;at the Walholland.'
+ Braybridge never knew how he dared, but he shouted after her&mdash;she was
+ paddling on again&mdash;'May I <i>bring</i> it?' and she called over her
+ shoulder again, without fully facing him, but her profile was enough, 'If
+ you can't get any one to bring it for you.' The words barely reached him,
+ but he'd have caught them if they'd been whispered; and he watched her
+ across the lake, and into the bushes, and then broke for his train. He was
+ just in time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Halson beamed for pleasure upon us, and even Minver said, &ldquo;Yes, that's
+ rather nice.&rdquo; After a moment he added, &ldquo;Rulledge thinks she put it there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're too bad, Minver,&rdquo; Halson protested. &ldquo;The charm of the whole thing
+ was her perfect innocence. She isn't capable of the slightest finesse.
+ I've known her from a child, and I know what I say.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That innocence of girlhood,&rdquo; Wanhope said, &ldquo;is very interesting. It's
+ astonishing how much experience it survives. Some women carry it into old
+ age with them. It's never been scientifically studied&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; Minver allowed. &ldquo;There would be a fortune for the novelist who
+ could work a type of innocence for all it was worth. Here's Acton always
+ dealing with the most rancid flirtatiousness, and missing the sweetness
+ and beauty of a girlhood which does the cheekiest things without knowing
+ what it's about, and fetches down its game whenever it shuts its eyes and
+ fires at nothing. But I don't see how all this touches the point that
+ Rulledge makes, or decides which finally made the offer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, hadn't the offer already been made?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But how?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, in the usual way.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is the usual way?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thought everybody knew <i>that</i>. Of course, it was <i>from</i>
+ Braybridge finally, but I suppose it's always six of one and half a dozen
+ of the other in these cases, isn't it? I dare say he couldn't get any one
+ to take her the handkerchief. My dinner?&rdquo; Halson looked up at the silent
+ waiter who had stolen upon us and was bowing toward him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look here, Halson,&rdquo; Minver detained him, &ldquo;how is it none of the rest of
+ us have heard all those details?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>I</i> don't know where you've been, Minver. Everybody knows the main
+ facts,&rdquo; Halson said, escaping.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wanhope observed musingly: &ldquo;I suppose he's quite right about the
+ reciprocality of the offer, as we call it. There's probably, in
+ ninety-nine cases out of a hundred, a perfect understanding before there's
+ an explanation. In many cases the offer and the acceptance must really be
+ tacit.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I ventured, &ldquo;and I don't know why we're so severe with women when
+ they seem to take the initiative. It's merely, after all, the call of the
+ maiden bird, and there's nothing lovelier or more endearing in nature than
+ that.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Maiden bird is good, Acton,&rdquo; Minver approved. &ldquo;Why don't you institute a
+ class of fiction, where the love-making is all done by the maiden birds,
+ as you call them&mdash;or the widow birds? It would be tremendously
+ popular with both sexes. It would lift a tremendous responsibility off the
+ birds who've been expected to shoulder it heretofore if it could be
+ introduced into real life.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rulledge fetched a long, simple-hearted sigh. &ldquo;Well, it's a charming
+ story. How well he told it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The waiter came again, and this time signalled to Minver.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he said, as he rose. &ldquo;What a pity you can't believe a word Halson
+ says.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you mean&mdash;&rdquo; we began simultaneously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That he built the whole thing from the ground up, with the start that we
+ had given him. Why, you poor things! Who could have told him how it all
+ happened? Braybridge? Or the girl? As Wanhope began by saying, people
+ don't speak of their love-making, even when they distinctly remember it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, but see here, Minver!&rdquo; Rulledge said with a dazed look. &ldquo;If it's all
+ a fake of his, how came <i>you</i> to have heard of Braybridge paddling
+ the canoe back for her?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That was the fake that tested the fake. When he adopted it, I <i>knew</i>
+ he was lying, because I was lying myself. And then the cheapness of the
+ whole thing! I wonder that didn't strike you. It's the stuff that a
+ thousand summer-girl stories have been spun out of. Acton might have
+ thought he was writing it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He went away, leaving us to a blank silence, till Wanhope managed to say:
+ &ldquo;That inventive habit of mind is very curious. It would be interesting to
+ know just how far it imposes on the inventor himself&mdash;how much he
+ believes of his own fiction.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't see,&rdquo; Rulledge said gloomily, &ldquo;why they're so long with my
+ dinner.&rdquo; Then he burst out, &ldquo;I believe every word Halson said. If there's
+ any fake in the thing, it's the fake that Minver owned to.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE RUBAIYAT AND THE LINER
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ ELIA W. PEATTIE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Chug-chug, chug-chug!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That was the liner, and it had been saying the same thing for two nights
+ and two days. Therefore nobody paid any attention to it&mdash;except
+ Chalmers Payne, the moodiest of the passengers, who noticed it and said to
+ himself that, for his part, it did as well as any other sound, and was
+ much better than most persons' conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It will be guessed that Mr. Chalmers Payne was in an irritable frame of
+ mind. He was even retaliative, and to the liner's continued iteration of
+ its innocent remark he retorted in the words of old Omar:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Perplext no more with Human or Divine,
+ To-morrow's tangle to the winds resign,
+ And lose your fingers in the tresses of
+ The cypress-slender Minister of Wine.
+
+ &ldquo;And if the wine you drink, the Lip you press,
+ End in what All begins and ends in&mdash;Yes;
+ Think then you are To-day what Yesterday
+ You were&mdash;To-morrow you shall not be less.
+
+ &ldquo;So when the Angel of the Darker Drink
+ At last shall find you by the River-brink,
+ And, offering his Cup, invite your Soul
+ Forth to your Lips to quaff&mdash;you shall not shrink.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ To these melancholy mutterings, the liner, insouciant, and not caring a
+ peg for any philosophy&mdash;save that of the open road&mdash;shouldered
+ along through jewel-green waves, and remarked, &ldquo;Chug-chug, chug-chug!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Payne was inclined to quarrel with the Tent-Maker on one score only.
+ He did not think that he was to-day what he was yesterday. Yesterday&mdash;figuratively
+ speaking&mdash;he had hope. He was conscious of his youth. A fine, buoyant
+ egotism sustained him, and he believed that he was about to be crowned
+ with a beautiful joy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had sauntered up to his joy, so to speak, cocksure, hands in pockets,
+ and as he smiled with easy assurance, behold the joy turned into a sorrow.
+ The face of the dryad smiling through the young grape leaves was that of a
+ withered hag, and the leaves of the vine were dead and flapped on sapless
+ stems!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, well, there was always a sorry fatalism to comfort one in joy's
+ despite.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Then to the rolling Heav'n itself, I cried,
+ Asking, 'What Lamp had Destiny to guide
+ Her little Children stumbling in the Dark?'&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The answer was old as patience&mdash;as old as courage. But to theorize
+ about it was really superfluous! Why think at all? Why not say chug-chug
+ like the liner?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;We are no other than a moving row
+ Of Magic Shadow-shapes that come and go&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Dinner! Was it possible? The day had been a blur! Well, probably all the
+ rest of life would be a blur. Anyway, one could still dine, and he
+ recollected that the purée of tomatoes at last night's dinner had been
+ rather to his liking. He seated himself deliberately at the board,
+ congratulating himself that he would be allowed to go through the duty of
+ eating without interruption. The place at his right had been vacant ever
+ since they left Southampton. At his left was a gentleman of uncertain
+ hearing and a bullet-proof frown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the seat at his right had been vacant so long, he took the liberty of
+ laying it his gloves, his sea-glass, a book with uncut leaves, and a
+ crimson silk neck-scarf.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; said the waiter, &ldquo;but the lady who is to sit here is
+ coming, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The devil she is!&rdquo; thought Payne. &ldquo;Will the creature expect me to talk?
+ Will she require me to look after her in the matter of pepper and salt?
+ Why couldn't I have been left in peace?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He gathered up his possessions, and arose gravely with an automatic
+ courtesy, and lifted eyes with a wooden expression to stare at the
+ intruder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He faced the one person in the world whom it was most of pain and
+ happiness to meet&mdash;the woman between whom and himself he meant to put
+ a good half of the round world; and he read in her troubled gray eyes the
+ confession that if there was anything or anybody from which she would
+ willingly have been protected it was he&mdash;Chalmers Payne.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Conscious of their neighbors, they bowed. Payne saw her comfortably
+ seated. He sat down and slowly emptied his glass of ice-water. He
+ preserved his wooden expression of countenance and turned towards her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The old man on my right is deaf,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So am I,&rdquo; she retorted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not so deaf, I hope, that you won't hear me explain that I had no more
+ notion of your being on this ship than of Sappho being here!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You refer to&mdash;the Greek Sappho, Mr. Payne?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Assuredly. You told me&mdash;'fore Heaven, why are women so inconsistent?&mdash;you
+ told me you were going anywhere rather than to America&mdash;that you were
+ at the beginning of your journeyings&mdash;that you had an engagement with
+ some Mahatmas on the top of the Himal&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you&mdash;you were going to South Africa.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I said nothing of the sort. I&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I couldn't go about another day. No matter whether I was consistent
+ or inconsistent! I was worn out and ill. I've been seeing too much&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You told me you could never see enough!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, never mind all that. I acted impulsively, I confess. My aunt was
+ shocked. She thought I was ungrateful&mdash;particularly when I openly
+ rejoiced that she was not able to find a chaperon for me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's none of my business, anyway. I was stupid to show my surprise. I
+ ought never to be surprised at anything you do, I know that. As for me,
+ I'm tired of imitating the Wandering Jew. Besides, my father's old partner&mdash;mine
+ he is now, I suppose, though I can't get used to that idea&mdash;wants me
+ to come home. He says I'm needed. So I'm rolling up my sleeves,
+ figuratively speaking. But I should certainly have delayed my journey if I
+ had guessed you were to be on this boat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's very annoying altogether,&rdquo; she said, with open vexation. &ldquo;It looks
+ so silly! What will my aunt say?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think she'll say anything. You are on an Atlantic liner, with
+ nine hundred and ninety-nine souls who are nothing to you, and one who is
+ less than nothing. I believe that was the expression you used the other
+ day&mdash;less than nothing?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girl's delicate face flushed hotly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm not so strong,&rdquo; she murmured. &ldquo;It's true that I am worn out, and my
+ voyage has done nothing so far towards restoring me. On the contrary, I
+ have been suffering. I fainted again and again yesterday, and it took a
+ great deal of courage for me to venture out to-day. So you must be
+ merciful for a little while. Your enemy is down, you see.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My enemy!&rdquo; He gave the words an accent at once bitter and humorous. &ldquo;I'll
+ not say another personal word,&rdquo; he murmured, contritely. &ldquo;Tell me if you
+ feel faint at any moment, and let me help you. Please treat me as if I
+ were your&mdash;your uncle!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She smiled faintly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are asking a great deal,&rdquo; she couldn't help saying, somewhat
+ coquettishly, and then he remembered how he had seen her hanging about her
+ uncle's neck, and he flushed too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was quite a long silence. She picked at her food delicately, and
+ Payne suggested some claret. Her face showed that she would have preferred
+ not to accept any favor from him, no matter how trifling, but she
+ evidently considered it puerile to refuse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It <i>is</i> mighty awkward for you!&rdquo; he burst out, suddenly, &ldquo;my being
+ here. I suppose you actually find it hard to believe that it was an
+ accident&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I haven't the least occasion to doubt your word, Mr. Payne. Have I ever
+ done anything to make you suppose that I didn't respect you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I didn't mean that! Heavens! what a cad you must think me! I have a
+ faculty for being stupid when you are around, you know. It's my
+ misfortune. But&mdash;behold my generosity!&mdash;I shall have a talk with
+ the purser, Miss Curtis, and get him to change my place for me. Some
+ good-natured person will consent to make the alteration.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You mean you will put some one else here in your place beside me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the least I can do, isn't it? Now, whom would you suggest? Pick out
+ somebody. There's that motherly-looking German woman over there. She's a
+ baroness&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She? She'll tell me twice every meal that American girls are not brought
+ up with a knowledge of cooking. She will tell me how she has met them at
+ Kaffeeklatsches, and how they confessed that they didn't cook! No, no; you
+ must try another one!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, if you object to her, there's that quiet gentleman who is eating
+ his ice with the aid of two pairs of spectacles. That gentleman is a
+ specialist in bacilli. He has little steel-bound bottles in his room
+ which, if you were to break them among this ship-load of passengers, would
+ depopulate the ship. I think he is taking home the bacilli of the bubonic
+ plague as a present to our country. Remember, if you got on the right side
+ of him, that you would have a vengeance beyond the dreams of the Borgias
+ at your command!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, the terrible creature! Mr. Payne, how could you mention him? What if
+ he were to take me for a guinea-pig or a rabbit? No, I prefer the
+ English-looking mummy over there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who? Miss Hull? She's not half bad. She's a great traveller. She has been
+ almost everywhere, and is now hastening to make it everywhere. She carries
+ her own tea with her, and steeps it at five exactly every afternoon. She
+ tells me that once, being shipwrecked, she grasped her tea-caddy, her
+ alcohol-stove, and a large bottle of alcohol, and prepared for the worst.
+ They drifted four days on a raft, and she made five-o'clock tea every day,
+ to the great encouragement of the unfortunates. Miss Hull is an English
+ spinster, who has a fortune and no household, and who is going about to
+ see how other folks keep house&mdash;Feejee-Islanders, and Tagals, and
+ Kafirs. She likes them all, I believe. Indeed, she says she likes
+ everything&mdash;except the snug English village where she was brought up.
+ She says that when she lived there she did exactly the same thing between
+ sunup and sundown for eight years. For example, she had the curate to tea
+ every Wednesday evening during that entire time, and when possible she had
+ periwinkles.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And nothing came of it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh yes, an enormous consumption of tea-biscuits-nothing more. Then it
+ occurred to her to travel. So she went to the next shire, and liked it so
+ well that she plunged off to London, then to the Hebrides. After that
+ there was no stopping her. She likes the islands better than the
+ continents, and is collecting hats made of sea-grass. She already has five
+ hundred and forty-two varieties. Really, you would not find her half so
+ bad.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Helen Curtis finished her coffee, and laid her napkin beside her plate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, if it comes to the negative virtues, you haven't been so disagreeable
+ yourself to-day as you might have been. I'm under obligations to you. It
+ <i>was</i> rather nice to meet an old acquaintance.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The tone was formal, and put Payne ten thousand leagues away from her.
+ &ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; he said, with mock gratitude. &ldquo;<i>I'm</i> under obligations
+ for your courtesy, madam.&rdquo; She dropped her handkerchief as she arose, and
+ he picked up the trifle and gave it to her. Their fingers met, and he
+ withdrew his hand with a quick gesture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You must allow me to see you safely to your room,&rdquo; he urged. &ldquo;Or else to
+ your deck chair.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you. I'll go on deck, I think, and you may call the boy to go for
+ my rug.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He put her on the lee side, and wrapped her in a McCallum plaid, and
+ brought her some magazines from his own stateroom. Then he stood erect and
+ saluted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Madam, have I the honor to be dismissed?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She looked up and gave a friendly smile in spite of herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are very good,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I am always remembering that you are good,
+ and the thought annoys me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, it needn't,&rdquo; he responded, in a philosophic tone, looking off towards
+ the jagged line of the horizon, where the purple waves showed their
+ changing outline. &ldquo;If you are wondering why it is that you dislike me when
+ you find nothing of which to disapprove in my conduct, don't let that
+ puzzle you any longer. Regard does not depend upon character. The mystery
+ of attraction has never been solved. Now, I've seen women more beautiful
+ than you; I know many who are more learned; as for a sense of justice and
+ fairness, why, I don't think you understand the first principles. Yet you
+ are the one woman, in the world for me. Now that you've taken love out of
+ my life, this world is nothing more to me than a workshop. I shall get up
+ every morning and put myself at my bench, so to speak, and work till
+ nightfall. Then I shall sleep. It is dull, but it doesn't matter. I have
+ been at some trouble to convince myself of the fact that it doesn't
+ matter, and I value the conviction. Life isn't as disheartening as it
+ would be if it lasted longer.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;'Tis but a Tent where takes his one day's rest
+ A Sultan to the realms of Death addrest;
+ The Sultan rises, and the dark Ferrash
+ Strikes, and prepares it for another guest.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Miss Curtis sat up in her chair, and her eyes were flashing indignation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I won't listen in silence to the profanity of that old heathen,&rdquo; she
+ cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You refer to my friend Omar?&rdquo; inquired Paine, quizzically, dropping his
+ earnestness as soon as she assumed it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I consider him one of the most dangerous of men! Once you would have been
+ above advancing such philosophy! The idea of your talking that inert
+ fatalism! It's incredible that you should admire what is supine and
+ cowardly&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Payne's eyes were twinkling. He lit his pipe with a &ldquo;By your permission,&rdquo;
+ and between the puffs chanted:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Ah, Love! could thou and I with Fate conspire
+ To grasp this sorry scheme of Things entire
+ Would we not shatter it to bits&mdash;and then
+ Remould it nearer to the Heart's Desire!&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Even that is blasphemous impertinence!&rdquo; the lady protested, knowing that
+ she was angry, and rejoicing in the sensation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You think so?&rdquo; cried Payne, not waiting for her to finish. &ldquo;Why did you
+ complain, then, of taking up the burden of common things? Do you want to
+ be reminded of what you told me? You said that the roving life you had
+ been leading in Europe for the past two years had unsettled you. You said
+ you wanted to live among the old things and the dreams of old things. You
+ liked the sense of irresponsible delight, and weren't prepared to say that
+ you could ever assume the dull domestic round in a commonplace town. You
+ considered the love of one human creature altogether too small and banal a
+ thing to make you forego your intellectual incursions into the lands of
+ delight. You were of the opinion that you loved many thousand creatures,
+ most of them dead, and to enjoy their society to the full it was necessary
+ for you to look at the cathedrals they had builded, to read the books they
+ had written, or gaze upon the canvases they had painted. You were in a
+ poppy sleep on the mystic flowers of ancient dreams. Wasn't that it? So I,
+ a mere practical, every-day fellow, who had shown an unaccountable
+ weakness in staying away from home a full year longer than I had any
+ business to, was to go back alone to my work and my empty house, and
+ console myself with the day's work. You were to go walking along the
+ twilight path where the half-gods had walked before you, and I was to
+ trudge up a dusty road fringed with pusley, and ending in a summer
+ kitchen. Isn't that about it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She spread out the folds of her gown and looked down at them in a somewhat
+ embarrassed manner, seemingly submerged by this flood of protesting
+ eloquence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You were afraid to look anything in the face,&rdquo; he went on, not giving her
+ time to recover her breath. &ldquo;You thought you could live in a world of
+ beauty and never have any hard work. I suppose if you had seen the
+ gardener wiping the sweat off his brow you would not have picked any of
+ the roses in that garden at Lucerne. I suppose not! Well, let me assure
+ you of one thing-there's commonplaceness everywhere. Probably some one had
+ to wash those white dresses Sappho used to wear when she sat beside the
+ sea. Maybe Sappho did them up herself, eh?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He stopped and gave way to his bathos, throwing back his head and laughing
+ heartily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, well, I'm through with railing at you. But I left you eating lotus,
+ hollow-eyed and steeped in dreams. You were listening to the surf on
+ Calypso's Isle. I was hearing nothing but the sound of your voice. Now
+ I've stumbled on a soporific philosophy, and am getting all I can out of
+ the anaesthesia, and you are reproaching me. It's like your inconsistency,
+ isn't it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She put up one hand to stop him, but he went on, recurring once more to
+ the poet:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;The Worldly Hope men set their Hearts upon
+ Turns Ashes&mdash;or it prospers; and anon,
+ Like snow upon the Desert's dusty Face
+ Lighting a little Hour or two, is gone.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ She tried to speak, but he lifted his hat and left her, and going to the
+ other side of the deck, paced up and down there swiftly, and thought of a
+ number of things. For one thing, he reflected how ludicrous was life! Here
+ was Helen Curtis, fleeing from the recollection of him; here was himself,
+ fleeing from the too-sweet actuality of her calm face and lambent eyes;
+ and they were set down face to face in midocean! Such a preposterous trick
+ on the part of the Three!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose happiness is never anything more than a mirage,&rdquo; he said to
+ himself as he paced. &ldquo;It is bright at times and then dim, and at present,
+ for me, it is inverted. The business of the traveller, however, is to
+ tramp on in the sun and the sand, with an eye to the compass and giving no
+ heed to evanishing gleams of fairy lakes and plumelike palms. Tramping on
+ in the sand isn't as bad as it might be, either, when one gets used to it.
+ The simoon is on me now, but I'll weather it. I've <i>got</i> to. I <i>won't
+ be</i> downed!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He put his head up and tried to think he was courageous. The gloom of the
+ night was about him now, and the strange voices of the sea called one to
+ the other. He tried to turn his thought to practical things. He would go
+ home to the vacant old house where he had been born; he would make it
+ livable, let the sunshine into it, modernize it to an extent, and then get
+ some one under its roof. While there were so many homeless folk in the
+ world it wasn't right to have an untenanted house. Then he'd get down to
+ business, good and hard, and bring the thing up. It was a good business,
+ and it had an honorable reputation. He had been too unappreciative of this
+ fine legacy. Well, there were excuses. At school he had thought of other
+ things&mdash;and the life of the fraternity house had been a gallant one!
+ Then came his wander year&mdash;which stretched into two. And now, having
+ eaten of the apples of Paradise and felt them turn to bitterness in his
+ mouth, he would go back to duty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He wished he had never seen her again&mdash;after that night when she
+ belied her long-continued kindness to him with her indifferent rejection
+ of his devotion. He devoutly wished he had not been forced to feel again
+ the subtle fascination of those deep eyes, and hear the thrilling
+ contralto of that rich voice! She was unscrupulous in her cold selfishness&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A sudden, inexplicable trembling of the whole great ship! A frightened
+ quivering, a lurch, a crash!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chug-chug ceased. No&mdash;it couldn't! Nothing like that ever
+ happened to a ship of the line on a comparatively quiet night! Of course
+ not!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of course not&mdash;but for all of that, they were as inert as a raft, and
+ the passengers were beginning to skurry about and to ask the third officer
+ and the fourth officer what t' dickens it meant. The third officer and the
+ fourth officer did not know, but felt convinced&mdash;professionally
+ convinced&mdash;that it was nothing. The first engineer? He had gone
+ below. Oh, it was nothing. The captain? Really, they could not say where
+ he was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Chalmers Payne strode around the after-cabin, and then ran to the spot
+ where he had left Helen Curtis. She was still there. She sat up and put
+ both her hands in his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I knew you'd be here as soon as you could, so I didn't move! I didn't
+ want to put you to the trouble to look for me!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He held her hands hard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think it is much of anything,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;It can't be. There's no
+ smell of fire. The sea is not heavy. At the very worst&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Be sure, won't you, that we're not separated? One of us might be put in
+ one boat and one in another, you know, if it should really be&mdash;be
+ fire or something. Then, if a storm came up and&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ People were running with vague rumors. They called out this and that
+ alarm. It was possible to feel the panic gathering.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Remember,&rdquo; Helen Curtis whispered, &ldquo;whatever comes, that we belong
+ together.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We do!&rdquo; he acquiesced, saying the words between his teeth. &ldquo;I have known
+ it a long time. But you&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, so have I! But what made you so sure? What was there about your home
+ and your work and yourself to make you so perfectly sure I would be
+ interested in them all my life? You didn't lay out any scheme for me at
+ all, or act as if you thought I had any dreams or aspirations. I was to
+ come and observe you become distinguished&mdash;I was to watch what you
+ could do! Oh, Chalmers, I was willing, but what made you so sure?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then you loved me? You loved me?&rdquo; She looked white and scared, and he
+ could feel her hands chill and tremble.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How ready you are to use that word! I'm afraid of it. I always said I
+ wouldn't speak it till I <i>had</i> to. It frightens me&mdash;it means so
+ much. If I said it to you I could never say it to any one else, no matter
+ how&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not on any account! Say it, Helen!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish to explain. I&mdash;I couldn't stand the aimlessness of life after
+ you left. I began to suspect that it was you who made everything so
+ interesting. I wasn't so enamoured with the ancients as I thought I was;
+ but I was enamoured with your contemplation of my pose. Oh, I've been
+ dissecting myself! Should I really have cared so much for Lucerne and
+ Nuremberg if you hadn't been with me? I concluded that I should not. Well,
+ said I to myself, if he can make the Old World so fascinating, can he not
+ do something for the New World, too?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An alarmist rushed by.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They are going to lower the boats!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Better get your valuables
+ together.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's a panic in the steerage,&rdquo; another cried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Helen! Go on. Don't let anything interrupt you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I won't. I realize that you ought to be told that I love you. I do. I
+ love you. I'm twenty-three, and I never said the words to any one else,
+ even though I'm an American girl. And I'll never speak them to any one but
+ you. I'm sure of it now. But I wouldn't say it till I was quite, quite
+ sure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain came pacing down the deck leisurely. He lifted his hat as he
+ passed Payne and Miss Curtis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We shall be on our way in a few minutes,&rdquo; he said, agreeably. &ldquo;I hope
+ this young lady has not suffered any alarm.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Helen showed him a face on which anything was written rather than fear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The port shaft broke off somewhere near the truss-block at the mouth of
+ the sleeve of the shaft, and the outer end of the shaft and the propeller
+ dropped to the bottom of the sea. It's quite inexplicable, but I find in
+ my experience that inexplicable things frequently happen. We shall finish
+ our run with the starboard shaft only, and shall be obliged to reduce our
+ speed to an average of three hundred and sixty knots daily.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He repeated this in a voice of impersonal courtesy, and went on to the
+ next group. Helen Curtis settled back in her chair and smiled up at her
+ lover.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We shall be at sea at least two days longer,&rdquo; he said, exultantly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, what shall we do to pass the time?&rdquo; she interrupted, with mocking
+ coquetry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Chug-chug, chug-chug!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was the liner.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Ah, my Beloved, fill the Cup that clears
+ To-day of past Regret and future Fears&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ This was Omar, but Miss Curtis would not listen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've an aversion to your eloquent old heathen,&rdquo; she pleaded. &ldquo;You must
+ not quote him, really.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you insist, I'll refrain. Can't I even quote 'A book of verses
+ underneath the bough&mdash;'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, not on any account! That least of all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't want me to be hackneyed? Well, I'll be perfectly original. I
+ know one thing I can say which will always sound mysterious and
+ marvellous!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Say it, say it!&rdquo; she commanded, imperiously, knowing quite well what it
+ was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So he said it, and the two sat and looked off across the darkened water
+ and at the pale, reluctant stars, beholding, for that night at least, the
+ passionate inner sense of the universe. They said nothing more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But as for the liner, it continued with its emphatic reiteration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE MINISTER
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ ANNIE HAMILTON DONNELL
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Leah Bloodgood walked heavily, without the painstaking little springy
+ leaps she usually adopted as an offset to her stoutness. She mounted
+ Cornelia Opp's door-steps with an air of gloomy abstraction that sat
+ uneasily on the plump terraces of her face as if at any moment it might
+ slide off. It slid off now at sight of Cornelia Opp's serene, sweet face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My gracious! Cornelia, is this your house?&rdquo; laughed Mrs. Bloodgood,
+ pantingly. &ldquo;Here I thought I was going up Marilla Merritt's steps! You
+ don't mean to tell me that I turned into Ridgway Street instead of Penn?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This isn't Penn Street,&rdquo; smiled Cornelia Opp. She had flung the door wide
+ with a gesture of welcome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No&mdash;mercy, no, I can't come in!&rdquo; panted the woman on the steps.
+ &ldquo;I've got to see Marilla Merritt, right off. When I come calling on <i>you</i>,
+ Cornelia, I want my mind easy so we can have a good time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Poor Mrs. Merritt!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Marilla ought to suffer if I do&mdash;she's on the Suffering
+ Committee! Good-by, Cornelia. Don't you go and tell anybody how
+ absent-minded I was. They'll say it's catching.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the minister, then,&rdquo; mused Cornelia in the doorway, watching the
+ stout figure go down the street. &ldquo;Now what has the poor man been doing
+ this time?&rdquo; A gentle pity grew in her beautiful gray eyes. It was so hard
+ on ministers to be all alone in the world, especially certain kinds of
+ ministers. No matter how long-suffering Suffering Committees might be,
+ they could not make allowances <i>enough</i>. &ldquo;Poor man! Well, the Lord's
+ on his side,&rdquo; smiled in the doorway Cornelia Opp.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marilla Merritt was not like Mrs. Leah Bloodgood. Marilla was little where
+ Leah was big, and nothing daunted Marilla. She was shaking a rug out on
+ her sunny piazza, and descried the toiling figure while it was yet afar
+ off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's Leah Bloodgood coming, or my name's Sarah! <i>What</i> is Leah
+ Bloodgood out this time of day for, with the minister's dinner to get?
+ Something is up.&rdquo; She waved the rug gayly. &ldquo;Mis' Merritt isn't at home!&rdquo;
+ she called; &ldquo;she's out&mdash;on the door-steps shaking rugs! Leah
+ Bloodgood,&rdquo; as the figure drew near, &ldquo;you look all tuckered out! Come in
+ quick and sit down. Don't try to talk. You needn't tell me something's up&mdash;just
+ say <i>what</i>. Has that blessed man been&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, he has!&rdquo; panted the caller, vindictively. It is harder to be
+ long-suffering when one is out of breath. &ldquo;You listen to this. I've
+ brought his letter to read to you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;His letter!&rdquo; Marilla could not have been much more astonished if the
+ other had taken the minister himself out of her dangling black bag.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes; it came this morn&mdash;Mercy! Marilla, don't look so amazed! Didn't
+ you know he'd gone away on his vacation? He forgot it was next month
+ instead of this, and I found him packing his things, and hadn't the heart
+ to tell him. I thought a man with a pleased look like that on his face
+ better <i>go</i>,&mdash;but, mercy! didn't I send you word? It <i>is</i>
+ catching. I shall be bad as he is.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good as he is, do you mean? Don't worry about being that!&rdquo; laughed little
+ Marilla Merritt. &ldquo;Well, I'm glad he's gone, dear man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You won't be glad long, 'dear man'! Here's his letter. Take a long breath
+ before you read it. I suppose I ought to prepare you, but I want you see
+ how I felt.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I might count ten first,&rdquo; deliberated smiling Marilla, fingering the
+ white envelope with a certain tenderness. A certain tenderness and the
+ minister went together with them all. &ldquo;But, no, I'm going to sail right
+ in.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take your own risks, of course, but my advice is to reef all your main&mdash;er&mdash;jibsails
+ first,&rdquo; Mrs. Leah Bloodgood wearily murmured. &ldquo;You'll find the sea
+ choppy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Dear Sister Bloodgood,'&rdquo; read Marilla, aloud, with reckless glibness,
+ &ldquo;'Will you be so kind as to send me my best suit? I am going to marry my
+ old friend whom I have met here after twenty years. The wedding will take
+ place next Wednesday morn&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>What!</i>&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Read on,&rdquo; groaned Mrs. Bloodgood. &ldquo;He says the fishing's excellent.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I should say so! And that's what he's caught! Leah Bloodgood, what did
+ you ever let him go away for without a body-guard? That poor dear,
+ innocent, kind-hearted man, to go and fall among&mdash;among <i>thieves</i>
+ like that!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's just absent-minded enough to go and do it himself. I don't suppose
+ we ought to blame <i>them</i>. Read on.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Next Wednesday morning, at ten o'clock,'&rdquo; moaned little Marilla,
+ glibness all gone. &ldquo;'It would be most embarrassing to do so in these
+ clothes, as I am sure you will see, dear sister. Kindly see that my best
+ white tie is included. I would not wish to be unbecomingly attired on so
+ joyous an occasion. She is a widow with five chil&mdash;'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mercy! don't faint away! Where's your fans? Didn't I tell you there were
+ breakers ahead? I don't wonder you're all broken up! Give it to me; I'll
+ read the rest. M&mdash;m&mdash;m, 'joyous occasion'&mdash;'five children'&mdash;'she
+ is a widow with five children, all of them most lovable little creatures.
+ You know my fondness for children. I have been greatly benefited by my
+ sojourn in this lovely spot. I cannot thank you too warmly for
+ recommending it. I find the fish&mdash;'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Leah Bloodgood, that will do! Don't read another word. Don't fan me,
+ don't ask me how I feel now. Let me get my breath, and then we will go
+ over and open the parsonage windows. That, I suppose, is the first thing
+ to do. It's something to be thankful for that it's a good-sized
+ parsonage.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Be thankful, then&mdash;<i>I'm</i> not. I'm not anything but incensed
+ clear through. After I'd taken every precaution that was ever thought of,
+ and some that weren't ever, to keep that man out of mischief! I thought of
+ all the absent-minded things he might do, but I never thought of this, no,
+ I never! And we wanted him to marry Cornelia so much, Marilla! Cornelia
+ would have made him such a beautiful wife!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Beautiful!&rdquo; sighed Marilla, hopelessly. It had been the dear pet plan
+ they had nursed in common with all the parish. Everybody but the minister
+ and Cornelia had shared in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And five children! Marilla Merritt, think of five children romping over
+ our parsonage, knocking all the corners off!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm thinking,&rdquo; mourned Marilla, gustily. She felt a dismal suspicion that
+ this was going to daunt her. But her habit of facing things came to the
+ front. &ldquo;Wednesday's only four days off,&rdquo; she said, with a fine assumption
+ of briskness. &ldquo;I don't suppose he said anything about a wedding tour, did
+ he?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No. But even if he took one he'd probably forget and stop off here. So we
+ can't count on that. What's done has got to be done in four days. What <i>has</i>
+ got to be done, Marilla?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Everything. We must start this minute, Leah Bloodgood! The house must be
+ aired and painted and papered, and window-glass set&mdash;there's no end!
+ And all in four days! We can't let our minister bring his wife and five
+ children home to a shabby house. Cornelia Opp must go round and get money
+ for new dining-room chairs, and there ought to be more beds with a family
+ like that. Dishes, too. Cornelia ought to start at <i>once</i>. She's the
+ best solicitor we have.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's another thing,&rdquo; broke out Mrs. Bloodgood; &ldquo;the minister must have
+ some new shirts. He ought to have a whole trousseau. He hasn't boarded
+ with me, and I done all his mending, without my knowing what he ought to
+ have, now that he's going to go and get married. We can't let <i>him</i>
+ be shabby, either.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then, of course, there ought to be a lot of cooked food in the house, and
+ supper all ready for them when they come. Oh, I guess we'll find plenty to
+ do! I guess we can't stop to groan much. But, oh, how different we'd all
+ feel if it was Cornelia!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Different! I'd give 'em my dining-room chairs and my cellar stairs! I'd
+ make shirts and sit up all night to cook! It's&mdash;it's wicked, Marilla,
+ that's what it is.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know <i>it</i> is, but he isn't,&rdquo; championed Marilla. &ldquo;He's just a good
+ man gone wrong. It's his guardian angel that's to blame&mdash;a guardian
+ angel has no business to be napping.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At best, it was pretty late in the day to overhaul a parsonage that had
+ been closed so long and sinking gently into mild decay. The little parish
+ woke with a dismayed start and went to work, to a woman. Operations were
+ begun within an amazingly brief time; cleaners and repairers were hurried
+ to the parsonage, and the women of the parish were told off into relays to
+ assist them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Somebody go to Mrs. Higginbotham Taylor's and get a high chair,&rdquo; directed
+ Marilla Merritt. &ldquo;I'll lend my tea-chair for the next-to-the-baby, anyway,
+ till they can get something better. We don't want our minister's children
+ sitting round on dictionaries and encyclopaedias.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The minister had come to them, a lone bachelor, with kind, absent eyes and
+ the faculty of making himself beloved. For six years they had taken care
+ of him and loved him&mdash;watched over his outgoings and his incomings
+ and forgiven all his absent-mindednesses. They had picked out Cornelia Opp
+ for him, and added it to their prayers like an earnest codicil&mdash;&ldquo;O
+ Lord, bring Cornelia Opp and the minister together. Amen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cornelia Opp herself lived on her sweet, unselfish, single life, and
+ prayed, &ldquo;Lord, bless the minister,&rdquo; unsuspectingly. She was as much
+ beloved among them all as the minister. They were proud of her slender,
+ beautiful figure and her serene face, and of her many capabilities. What
+ the minister lacked, Cornelia had; Cornelia lacked nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marilla Merritt and Cornelia Opp were appointed receiving committee, to be
+ at the parsonage when the minister and his wife and five children arrived.
+ A bountiful supper was to be in readiness, prepared by all the good women
+ impartially. The duty of the receiving committee was merely, as Mrs. Leah
+ Bloodgood said, &ldquo;to smile, and tell pleasant little lies&mdash;'Such a
+ delightful surprise,&mdash;so glad to welcome, etc.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cornelia and Marilla Merritt are just the ones,&rdquo; she said, succinctly. &ldquo;<i>I</i>
+ should say: 'You awful man, you! Can't we trust you out of our sights?'
+ And I suppose that wouldn't be the best way to welcome 'em.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The minister had sent a brief notice of his expected arrival home on
+ Wednesday evening, and, unless he forgot and went somewhere else, there
+ was good reason to expect him then. Everything was hurried into readiness.
+ At the last moment some one sent in a doll to make the minister's children
+ feel more at home. Cornelia laughed and set the little thing on the sofa,
+ stiffly erect and endlessly smiling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Looks nice, doesn't it?&rdquo; sighed tired little Marilla, returning from a
+ last round of the tidy rooms. &ldquo;I don't see anything else left to do,
+ unless&mdash;Is that dust?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, it's bloom,&rdquo; hastened Cornelia, covertly wiping it off. &ldquo;You poor,
+ tired thing, don't look at anything else! Just go home and rest a little
+ bit before you change your dress. Mine's all changed, and I can stay here
+ and mount guard. I can be practising my lies!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I've got mine by heart,&rdquo; laughed Marilla, &ldquo;I could say 'so delighted' if
+ he brought two wives and ten children!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't!&rdquo; Cornelia's sweet voice sounded a little severe. &ldquo;We've said
+ enough about the poor man. It's four o'clock. If you're going&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am. Cornelia Opp, turn that child back to! She makes me nervous sitting
+ there on that sofa staring at me! Will you see her!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She does look a little out of place,&rdquo; Cornelia admitted, but she left the
+ stiff little figure undisturbed. After the other woman had gone she sat
+ down beside it on the sofa, and smoothed absently its gaudy little dress.
+ Cornelia's face was gently pensive, she could scarcely have told why. Not
+ the minister, but the trimly appointed house with its indefinable
+ atmosphere of a home with little children in it was what she was thinking
+ of without conscious effort of her own. The smiling doll beside her, the
+ high chair that she could see through an inner door, and the foolish
+ little gilt mug that some one had donated to the minister's babyest one&mdash;they
+ all contributed to the gentle pensiveness on Cornelia's sweet face. She
+ was but a step by thirty, and a woman at thirty has not settled down
+ resignedly into a lonely old age. Let a little child come tilting by, or a
+ little child's foolish belongings intrude themselves upon her vision, and
+ old, odd longings creep out of secret crannies and haunt her, willy-nilly.
+ It is the latent motherhood within her that has been denied its own. It
+ was the secret of the soft wistfulness in Cornelia's eyes. So she sat
+ until the minister came home. It was the sound of his big step on the walk
+ that roused her and sent the color into her face and made it perilously
+ beautiful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cornelia was frightened. Where was Marilla Merritt? Why had they come so
+ soon? Must she meet them alone? She hurried to the door, her perturbed
+ mind groping blindly for the &ldquo;lies&rdquo; she had misplaced while she sat and
+ dreamed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The minister was striding up the walk alone! He did not even look back at
+ the village hack that was turning away with his wife and five children! He
+ looked instead at the beautiful vision that stood in the parsonage
+ doorway, glimpses of home behind it, welcome and comfort in it. The
+ minister was in need of welcome and comfort. His loneliness had been
+ accentuated cruelly by the bit of happiness he had caught a brief glimpse
+ of and left behind him. Perhaps the loneliness was in his face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Welcome home,&rdquo; Cornelia said, in the doorway. She put aside her
+ astonishment at his coming alone, and answered the need in his face. Her
+ hands were out in a gracious greeting. To the minister how good it was!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They told me to come right here,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;or I should have gone to Mrs.
+ Bloodgood's as usual. I don't quite understand&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never mind understanding,&rdquo; Cornelia smiled, leading the way into the
+ pretty parlor, &ldquo;anyway, till you get into a comfortable rocker. It's so
+ much easier to understand in a rocking-chair! I&mdash;well, I think I need
+ one, too! You see, we expected&mdash;we <i>didn't</i> expect you alone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No?&rdquo; his puzzled gaze taking in all the kind little appointments of the
+ room, and coming to a stop at the smiling doll. The two of them sat and
+ stared at each other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We thought you would bring&mdash;we got all ready for your wife and the
+ children,&rdquo; Cornelia was saying. The doll stared on, but the minister
+ looked up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My wife and the children?&rdquo; he repeated after her. &ldquo;I don't think I know
+ what you mean, Miss Cornelia. I must be dreaming&mdash;No, wait; please
+ don't tell me what it all means just yet! Give me a little time to enjoy
+ the dream.&rdquo; But Cornelia went on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You wrote Mrs. Bloodgood about your marriage,&rdquo; she said. Sweet voices can
+ be severe. &ldquo;It hurried us a little, but we have tried to get everything in
+ readiness. If there is another bed needed for the chil&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wrote Mrs. Bloodgood about my marriage?&rdquo; he said, slowly; then as
+ understanding dawned upon him the puzzled lines in his face loosened into
+ laughter that would out. He leaned back in his rocker and gave himself up
+ to it helplessly. As helplessly Cornelia joined in. The doll on the sofa
+ smiled on&mdash;no more, no less.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Will you ex&mdash;excuse me?&rdquo; he laughed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; laughed she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I can't help it, and you're l-laughing yourself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He got to his feet and caught her hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let's keep on,&rdquo; he pleaded, unministerially. &ldquo;I'm having a beautiful
+ time. Aren't you? I wish you'd say yes, Miss Cornelia!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she smiled, &ldquo;but we can't sit here laughing all the rest of the
+ afternoon. Marilla Merritt will be here&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Marilla Merritt&mdash;&rdquo; He sighed. The minister was young, too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And she will want to know&mdash;things,&rdquo; hinted Cornelia, mildly. She
+ drew the smiling doll into her lap and smoothed its dress absently. The
+ minister retreated to his rocker again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think I would rather tell you,&rdquo; he said, quietly. &ldquo;I did marry my old
+ friend this morning, but I married her to another man. It was a mistake&mdash;all
+ a mistake.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then you ought not to have married her, ought you?&rdquo; commented Cornelia,
+ demurely. Over the doll's little foolish head her eyes were dancing.
+ Marilla Merritt might not see that it was funny, Mrs. Bloodgood mightn't,
+ but it was. Unless&mdash;unless it was pathetic. Suddenly Cornelia felt
+ that it was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The minister was no longer laughing. He sat in the rocker strangely quiet.
+ Perhaps he did not realize that his eyes were on Cornelia's beautiful
+ face; perhaps he thought he was looking at the doll. He knew what he was
+ thinking of. The utter loneliness behind him and ahead of him appalled him
+ in its contrast to this. This woman sitting opposite him with the face of
+ the woman that a man would like always near him, this little home with the
+ two of them in it alone&mdash;the minister knew what it was he wanted. He
+ wanted it to go right on&mdash;never to end. He knew that he had always
+ wanted it. All the soul of the man rose up to claim it. And because there
+ was need of hurry, because Marilla Merritt was coming, he held out his
+ hands to Cornelia and the foolish, unastonished doll.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; he said, pleadingly, and of course the doll could not have gone
+ alone. He dropped it gently back into its place on the sofa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marilla Merritt had been unwarrantably delayed. She came in flushed and
+ panting, but indomitably smiling. Her sharp glance sought for a wife and
+ five children.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Such a delightful surprise!&rdquo; she panted, holding out her hand to the
+ minister. &ldquo;We are so glad to welcome&mdash;Why!&mdash;have you shown them
+ to their rooms, Cornelia?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They&mdash;they didn't come,&rdquo; murmured Cornelia, retreating to her
+ unfailing ally on the sofa. In the stress of the moment&mdash;for Cornelia
+ was not ready for Marilla Merritt&mdash;it had seemed to her that the time
+ for &ldquo;lies&rdquo; had come. She had even beckoned to the nearest one. But the
+ ghosts of ministers' wives that had been and that were to be had risen in
+ a warning cloud about her and saved her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Didn't come!&rdquo; shrilled Marilla Merritt in her astonishment. &ldquo;His wife and
+ children didn't come! Do you know what you are saying, Cornelia? You don't
+ mean&mdash;Then I don't wonder you look flustered&mdash;&rdquo; She caught
+ herself up hurriedly, but her thoughts ran on unchecked. Of all things
+ that ever! Could absent-mindedness go further than this&mdash;to marry a
+ wife and forget to bring her home with him?&mdash;and <i>five children!</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marilla Merritt turned sharply upon the minister.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where is your wife?&rdquo; she demanded, the frayed ends of her patience
+ trailing from her tone. The minister crossed the room to Cornelia and the
+ doll. He laid his big white hand gently on Cornelia's small white one.
+ There was protective tenderness in the gesture and the touch.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I found her here waiting for me,&rdquo; the minister said.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ THE END
+ </h3>
+ <div style="height: 6em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
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+
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