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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/14887-8.txt b/14887-8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c33d57e --- /dev/null +++ b/14887-8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6688 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Pipe and Pouch, by Various + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Pipe and Pouch + The Smoker's Own Book of Poetry + +Author: Various + +Release Date: February 3, 2005 [EBook #14887] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PIPE AND POUCH *** + + + + +Produced by David Newman, William Flis, and the PG Online Distributed +Proofreading Team. + + + + + +[Illustration: (Smoker)] + + + + +PIPE AND POUCH + +THE + +SMOKER'S OWN BOOK OF POETRY + +COMPILED BY + +JOSEPH KNIGHT + +[Illustration] + +BOSTON + +JOSEPH KNIGHT COMPANY + +1895 + + * * * * * + + + + +_COPYRIGHT, 1894,_ + +BY JOSEPH KNIGHT. + +UNIVERSITY PRESS: + +JOHN WILSON AND SON, CAMBRIDGE, U.S.A. + + * * * * * + +DEDICATED + +TO MY FRIEND AND FELLOW-SMOKER, + +WALTER MONTGOMERY JACKSON. + + * * * * * + + + + +PREFACE. + + +This is an age of anthologies. Collections of poetry covering a wide +range of subjects have appeared of late, and seem to have met with +favor and approval. Not to the busy man only, but to the student of +literature such compilations are of value. It is sometimes objected +that they tend to discourage wide reading and original research; but +the overwhelming flood of books would seem to make them a necessity. +Unless one has the rare gift of being able to sprint through a book, +as Andrew Lang says Mr. Gladstone does, it is surely well to make +use of the labors of the industrious compiler. Such collections are +often the result of wide reading and patient labor. Frequently the +larger part is made up of single poems, the happy and perhaps only +inspiration of the writer, gleaned from the poet's corner of the +newspaper or the pages of a magazine. This is specially true of the +present compilation, the first on the subject aiming at anything like +completeness. Brief collections of prose and poetry combined have +already been published; but so much of value has been omitted that +there seemed to be room for a better book. A vast amount has been +written in praise of tobacco, much of it commonplace or lacking in +poetic quality. While some of the verse here gathered is an obvious +echo, or passes into unmistakable parody, it has been the aim of +the compiler to maintain, as far as possible, a high standard and +include only the best. From the days of Raleigh to the present +time, literature abounds in allusions to tobacco. The Elizabethan +writers constantly refer to it, often in praise though sometimes +in condemnation. The incoming of the "Indian weed" created a great +furore, and scarcely any other of the New World discoveries was talked +about so much. Ben Jonson, Marlowe, Fletcher, Spenser, Dekker, and +many other of the poets and dramatists of the time, make frequent +reference to it; and no doubt at the Mermaid tavern, pipes and tobacco +found a place beside the sack and ale. Singular to say, Shakespeare +makes no reference to it; and only once in his essay "Of Plantations," +as far as the compiler has been able to discover, does Bacon speak +of it. Shakespeare's silence has been explained on the theory that +he could not introduce any reference to the newly discovered plant +without anachronism; but he did not often let a little thing of this +kind stand in his way. It has been suggested, on the other hand, that +he avoided all reference to it out of deference to King James I., +who wrote the famous "Counterblast." Whichever theory is correct, +the fact remains, and it may be an interesting contribution to the +Bacon-Shakespeare controversy. Queen Elizabeth never showed any +hostility to tobacco; but her successors, James I. and the two +Charleses, and Cromwell were its bitter opponents. Notwithstanding +its enemies, who just as fiercely opposed the introduction of tea +and coffee, its use spread over Europe and the world, and prince +and peasant alike yielded to its mild but irresistible sway. Poets +and philosophers drew solace and inspiration from the pipe. Milton, +Addison, Fielding, Hobbes, and Newton were all smokers. It is said +Newton was smoking under a tree in his garden when the historic apple +fell. Scott, Campbell, Byron, Hood, and Lamb all smoked, and Carlyle +and Tennyson were rarely without a pipe in their mouths. The great +novelists, Thackeray, Dickens, and Bulwer were famous smokers; and so +were the great soldiers, Napoleon, Blücher, and Grant. While nearly +all the poems here gathered together were written, and perhaps could +only have been written, by smokers, several among the best are the +work of authors who never use the weed,--one by a man, two or three +by women. Among the more recent writers there has been no more devoted +smoker than Mr. Lowell, as his recently published letters testify. +Three of the most delightful poems in praise of smoking are his, and +with Mr. Aldrich's charming "Latakia" are the gems of the collection. +The compiler desires to express his grateful acknowledgments to +friends who have permitted him to use their work and have otherwise +aided him from time to time; and to the many unknown authors whose +poems are here gathered, and whom it was quite impossible to reach; +and to Messrs. Houghton, Mifflin, & Company, Harper & Brothers, The +Bowen-Merrill Company, and the publishers of "Outlook," for their +gracious permission to include copyrighted poems. + +J.K. + +BOSTON, July, 1894. + + * * * * * + + + + +CONTENTS. + + +A. + + PAGE + Acrostic _J.H._ 44 + Ad Nicotina _E.N.S._ 118 + Another Match _Cope's Tobacco Plant_ 45 + Ashes _De Witt Sterry_ 47 + +B. + + Bachelor's Invocation, A _Pall Mall Gazette_ 182 + Bachelor's Views, A _Tom Hall_ 177 + Bachelor's Soliloquy _Cigar and Tobacco World_ 95 + Ballad of the Pipe, The _Hermann Rave_ 69 + Ballade of Tobacco, The _Brander Matthews_ 54 + Betrothed, The _Rudyard Kipling_ 108 + Brief Puff of Smoke, A _Selim_ 19 + +C. + + Cannon Song _H.P. Peck_ 85 + Chibouque _Francis S. Saltus_ 173 + Choosing a wife by a Pipe of Tobacco _Gentleman's Magazine_ + 48 + Cigar, The _Thomas Hood_ 153 + Cigarette Rings _J. Ashby-Sterry_ 147 + Cigars and Beer _George Arnold_ 166 + Clouds _Bauernfeld_ 52 + Confession of a Cigar Smoker _Anon._ 158 + +D. + + Discovery of Tobacco _Cigar and Tobacco World_ 64 + Dreamer's Pipe, The _New Orleans Times Democrat_ 96 + Duet, The _Ella Wheeler Wilcox_ 174 + +E. + + Edifying Reflections of a Tobacco Smoker _Translated from the + German_ 58 + Effusion by a Cigar Smoker _Horace Smith_ 167 + Encomium on Tobacco, An _Anon._ 36 + Epitaph _Anon._ 17 + +F. + + Farewell to Tobacco, A _Charles Lamb_ 100 + Farmer's Pipe, The _George Cooper_ 7 + Forsaken of all comforts _Sir Robert Ayton_ 140 + Free Puff, A _Arthur Irving Gray_ 121 + Friend of my youth _Anon._ 164 + +G. + + Geordie to his Tobacco Pipe _George S. Phillips_ 25 + Glass is Good, A _John O'Keefe_ 94 + Good Cigar, A _Norris Bull_ 93 + +H. + + Happy Smoking Ground, The _Richard Le Gallienne_ 145 + Her Brother's Cigarette _Anon._ 79 + He Respondeth _Life_ 55 + How it Once Was _New York Sun_ 78 + +I. + + If I were King _W.E. Henley_ 171 + I like Cigars _Ella Wheeler Wilcox_ 121 + In Favor of Tobacco _Samuel Rowlands_ 52 + Ingin Summer _Eva Wilder McGlasson_ 57 + Inscription for a Tobacco Jar _Cope's Tobacco Plant_ 12 + In Rotten Row _W.E. Henley_ 174 + In the ol' Tobacker Patch _S.Q. Lapius_ 80 + In the smoke of my dear cigarito _Camilla K. von K._ 92 + Invocation to Tobacco _Henry James Mellen_ 31 + In wreaths of Smoke _Frank Newton Holman_ 46 + It may be Weeds _Anon._ 23 + +K. + + "Keats took Snuff" _The Globe_ 68 + Knickerbocker _Austin Dobson_ 63 + +L. + + Last Pipe, The _London Spectator_ 12 + Latakia _T.B. Aldrich_ 142 + Latest Comfort, The _F.W. Littleton Hay_ 157 + Loss, A _Judy_ 128 + Lost Lotus, The _Anon._ 60 + +M. + + Mćcenas Bids his Friend to Dine _Anon._ 81 + Meerschaum _Wrongfellow_ 119 + Motto for a Tobacco Jar _Anon._ 12 + My After-Dinner Cloud _Henry S. Leigh_ 143 + My Cigar _Arthur W. Gundry_ 2 + My Cigarette _Richard Barnard_ 52 + My Cigarette _Charles F. Lummis_ 113 + My Cigarette _Tom Hall_ 176 + My Friendly Pipe _Detroit Tribune_ 94 + My Little Brown Pipe _Amelia E. Barr_ 138 + My Meerschaum Pipe _Johnson M. Mundy_ 123 + My Meerschaums _Charles F. Lummis_ 131 + My Pipe _German Smoking Song_ 7 + My Pipe and I _Elton J. Buckley_ 106 + My Three Loves _Henry S. Leigh_ 50 + +O. + + Ode of Thanks, A _James Russell Lowell_ 33 + Ode to My Pipe _Andrew Wynter_ 14 + Ode to Tobacco _Daniel Webster_ 95 + Ode to Tobacco _C.S. Calverly_ 134 + Old Clay Pipe, The _A.B. Van Fleet_ 71 + Old Pipe of Mine _John J. Gormley_ 83 + Old Sweetheart of Mine, An _James Whitcomb Riley_ 165 + On a Broken Pipe _Anon._ 112 + On a Tobacco Jar _Bernard Barker_ 38 + On Receipt of a Rare Pipe _W.H.B._ 135 + +P. + + Patriotic Smoker's Lament _St. James Gazette_ 41 + Pernicious Weed _William Cowper_ 73 + Pipe and Tobacco _German Folk Song_ 156 + Pipe Critic, The _Walter Littlefield_ 115 + Pipe of Tobacco, A _John Usher_ 15 + Pipe of Tobacco, A _Henry Fielding_ 163 + Pipes and Beer _Edgar Fawcett_ 178 + Pipe you make Yourself, The _Henry E. Brown_ 172 + Poet's Pipe, The _Charles Baudelaire_ 2 + Pot and a Pipe of Tobacco, A _Universal Songster_ 169 + +S. + + Scent of a good Cigar, The _Kate A. Carrington_ 61 + Seasonable Sweets _C._ 23 + Sic Transit _W.B. Anderson_ 108 + Sir Walter Raleigh! name of worth _Anon._ 158 + Smoke and Chess _Samuel W. Duffield_ 10 + Smoke is the Food of Lovers _Jacob Cats_ 51 + Smoker's Reverie, The _Anon._ 17 + Smoker's Calendar, The _Anon._ 159 + Smoke Traveller, The _Irving Browne_ #74 + Smoking Away _Francis Miles Finch_ 98 + Smoking Song _Anon._ 77 + Smoking Spiritualized _Ralph Erskine_ 148 + Song of the Smoke-Wreaths _L.T.A._ 9 + Song without a Name, A _W. Lloyd_ 117 + Sublime Tobacco _Lord Byron_ 97 + Sweet Smoking Pipe _Anon._ 146 + Symphony in Smoke, A _Harper's Bazaar_ 22 + +T. + + Those Ashes _R.K. Munkittrick_ 130 + Titlepage Dedication _Anon._ 44 + To an Old Pipe _De Witt Sterry_ 43 + To a Pipe of Tobacco _Gentleman's Magazine_ 91 + Tobacco _George Wither_ 86 + Tobacco _Thomas Jones_ 151 + Tobacco is an Indian Weed _From "Pills to Purge Melancholy"_ + 150 + Tobacco, some say _Anon._ 164 + To C.F. Bradford _James Russell Lowell_ 5 + To My Cigar _Charles Sprague_ 62 + To My Cigar _Friedrich Marc_ 165 + To My Meerschaum _P.D.R._ 82 + Too Great a Sacrifice _Anon._ 90 + To see her Pipe Awry _C.F._ 55 + To the Rev. Mr. Newton _William Cowper_ 126 + To the Tobacco Pipe _The Meteor, London_ 39 + True Leucothoë, The _Anon._ 129 + 'Twas off the Blue Canaries _Joseph Warren Fabens_ 140 + Two other Hearts _London Tobacco_ 73 + +V. + + Valentine, A _Anon._ 113 + Virginia's kingly Plant _Anon._ 87 + Virginia Tobacco _Stanley Gregson_ 31 + +W. + + Warning, A _Arthur Lovell_ 124 + What I Like _H.L._ 131 + Winter Evening Hymn to My Fire, A _James Russell Lowell_ + 105 + With Pipe and Book _Richard Le Gallienne_ 1 + + * * * * * + + + + +PIPE AND POUCH + + * * * * * + +WITH PIPE AND BOOK. + + + With Pipe and Book at close of day, + Oh, what is sweeter, mortal, say? + It matters not what book on knee, + Old Izaak or the Odyssey, + It matters not meerschaum or clay. + + And though one's eyes will dream astray, + And lips forget to sue or sway, + It is "enough to merely be," + With Pipe and Book. + + What though our modern skies be gray, + As bards aver, I will not pray + For "soothing Death" to succor me, + But ask this much, O Fate, of thee, + A little longer yet to stay + With Pipe and Book. + +RICHARD LE GALLIENNE. + + + + +A POET'S PIPE. + +_FROM THE FRENCH OF CHARLES BAUDELAIRE._ + + + A poet's pipe am I, + And my Abyssinian tint + Is an unmistakable hint + That he lays me not often by. + When his soul is with grief o'erworn + I smoke like the cottage where + They are cooking the evening fare + For the laborer's return. + + I enfold and cradle his soul + In the vapors moving and blue + That mount from my fiery mouth; + And there is power in my bowl + To charm his spirit and soothe, + And heal his weariness too. + +RICHARD HERNE SHEPHERD. + + + + +MY CIGAR. + + + In spite of my physician, who is, _entre nous_, a fogy, + And for every little pleasure has some pathologic bogy, + Who will bear with no small vices, and grows dismally prophetic + If I wander from the weary way of virtue dietetic; + + In spite of dire forewarnings that my brains will all be scattered, + My memory extinguished, and my nervous system shattered, + That my hand will take to trembling, and my heart begin to flutter, + My digestion turn a rebel to my very bread and butter; + + As I puff this mild Havana, and its ashes slowly lengthen, + I feel my courage gather and my resolution strengthen: + I will smoke, and I will praise you, my cigar, and I will light you + With tobacco-phobic pamphlets by the learnéd prigs who fight you! + + Let him who has a mistress to her eyebrow write a sonnet, + Let the lover of a lily pen a languid ode upon it; + In such sentimental subjects I'm a Philistine and cynic, + And prefer the inspiration drawn from sources nicotinic. + + So I sing of you, dear product of (I trust you are) Havana, + And if there's any question as to how my verses scan, a + Reason is my shyness in the Muses' aid invoking, + As, like other ancient maidens, they perchance object to smoking. + + I have learnt with you the wisdom of contemplative quiescence, + While the world is in a ferment of unmeaning effervescence, + That its jar and rush and riot bring no good one-half so sterling + As your fleecy clouds of fragrance that are now about me curling. + + So, let stocks go up or downward, and let politicians wrangle, + Let the parsons and philosophers grope in a wordy tangle, + Let those who want them scramble for their dignities or dollars, + Be millionnaires or magnates, or senators or scholars. + + I will puff my mild Havana, and I quietly will query, + Whether, when the strife is over, and the combatants are weary, + Their gains will be more brilliant than its faint expiring flashes, + Or more solid than this panful of its dead and sober ashes. + +ARTHUR W. GUNDRY. + + + + +TO C.F. BRADFORD. + +_ON THE GIFT OF A MEERSCHAUM PIPE._ + + + The pipe came safe, and welcome, too, + As anything must be from you; + A meerschaum pure, 'twould float as light + As she the girls called Amphitrite. + Mixture divine of foam and clay, + From both it stole the best away: + Its foam is such as crowns the glow + Of beakers brimmed by Veuve Clicquot; + Its clay is but congested lymph + Jove chose to make some choicer nymph; + And here combined,--why, this must be + The birth of some enchanted sea, + Shaped to immortal form, the type + And very Venus of a pipe. + + When high I heap it with the weed + From Lethe wharf, whose potent seed + Nicotia, big from Bacchus, bore + And cast upon Virginia's shore, + I'll think,--So fill the fairer bowl + And wise alembic of thy soul, + With herbs far-sought that shall distil, + Not fumes to slacken thought and will, + But bracing essences that nerve + To wait, to dare, to strive, to serve. + + When curls the smoke in eddies soft, + And hangs a shifting dream aloft, + That gives and takes, though chance-designed, + The impress of the dreamer's mind, + I'll think,--So let the vapors bred + By passion, in the heart or head, + Pass off and upward into space, + Waving farewells of tenderest grace, + Remembered in some happier time, + To blend their beauty with my rhyme. + + While slowly o'er its candid bowl + The color deepens (as the soul + That burns in mortals leaves its trace + Of bale or beauty on the face), + I'll think,--So let the essence rare + Of years consuming make me fair; + So, 'gainst the ills of life profuse, + Steep me in some narcotic juice; + And if my soul must part with all + That whiteness which we greenness call, + Smooth back, O Fortune, half thy frown, + And make me beautifully brown! + + Dream-forger, I refill thy cup + With reverie's wasteful pittance up, + And while the fire burns slow away, + Hiding itself in ashes gray, + I'll think,--As inward Youth retreats, + Compelled to spare his wasting heats, + When Life's Ash-Wednesday comes about, + And my head's gray with fires burnt out, + While stays one spark to light the eye, + With the last flash of memory, + 'Twill leap to welcome C.F.B., + Who sent my favorite pipe to me. + +JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL. + + + + +MY PIPE. + + + When love grows cool, thy fire still warms me; + When friends are fled, thy presence charms me. + If thou art full, though purse be bare, + I smoke, and cast away all care! + +_German Smoking Song._ + + + + +THE FARMER'S PIPE. + + + Make a picture, dreamy smoke, + In my still and cosey room; + From the fading past evoke + Forms that breathe of summer's bloom. + + Bashful Will and rosy Nell-- + Ah, I watch them now at play + By the mossy wayside well + As I did twelve years to-day. + + We were younger then, my pipe: + You are dingy now and worn; + And my fruit is more than ripe, + And my fields are brown and shorn. + + Nell has merry eyes of blue, + And is timid, pure, and mild; + Will is fair and brave and true, + And a neighboring farmer's child. + + Little maid is busy, too, + Making rare, fictitious pies, + Just as any wife would do, + Looking, meanwhile, wondrous wise. + + Drawing water from the well, + Delving sand upon the hill, + Going here and there for Nell,-- + That's her helpmate, willing Will. + + Yonder, in the waning light, + Hand in hand the truants come, + Nell so fearful lest the night + Should fall around her far from home. + + Fading, fading, skyward flies + This joy-picture you have limned; + Pipe of mine, the quiet skies + Of my life you leave undimmed. + + Nell and Will are lovers now; + There they stray in dying light. + That's a kiss! Ah, well, somehow + Nell's no more afraid at night! + +GEORGE COOPER. + + + + +SONG OF THE SMOKE-WREATHS. + +_SUNG TO THE SMOKERS._ + + + Not like clouds that cap the mountains, + Not like mists that mask the sea, + Not like vapors round the fountains,-- + Soft and clear and warm are we. + + Hear the tempest, how its minions + Tear the clouds and heap the snows! + No storm-rage is in our pinions; + Who knows us, 'tis peace he knows. + + Soaring from the burning censers, + Stealing forth through all the air, + Hovering as the mild dispensers + Over you of blisses rare, + + Softly float we, softly blend we, + Tinted from the deep blue sky, + Scented from the myrrh-lands, bend we + Downward to you ere we die. + + Ease we bring, and airy fancies, + Sober thoughts with visions gay, + Peace profound with daring glances + Through the clouds to endless day. + + Not like clouds that cap the mountains, + Not like mists that mask the sea, + Not like vapors round the fountains,-- + Soft and clear and warm are we. + +L.T.A., in _London Society_. + + + + +SMOKE AND CHESS. + + + We were sitting at chess as the sun went down; + And he, from his meerschaum's glossy brown, + With a ring of smoke made his king a crown. + + The cherry stem, with its amber tip, + Thoughtfully rested on his lip, + As the goblet's rim from which heroes sip. + + And, looking out through the early green, + He called on his patron saint, I ween,-- + That misty maiden, Saint Nicotine,-- + + While ever rested that crown so fair, + Poised in the warm and pulseless air, + On the carven chessman's ivory hair. + + Dreamily wandered the game along, + Quietly moving at even-song, + While the striving kings stood firm and strong, + + Until that one which of late was crowned + Flinched from a knight's determined bound, + And in sullen majesty left the ground, + + Reeling back; and it came to pass + That, waiting to mutter no funeral mass, + A bishop had dealt him the _coup de grace_. + + And so, as we sat, we reasoned still + Of fate and of fortune, of human will, + And what are the purposes men fulfil. + + For we see at last, when the truth arrives, + The moves on the chess-board of our lives,-- + That fields may be lost, though the king survives. + + Not always he whom the world reveres + Merits its honor or wins its cheers, + Standing the best at the end of the years. + + Not always he who has lost the fight + Rises again with the coming light, + Battles anew for his ancient right. + +SAMUEL W. DUFFIELD. + + + + +INSCRIPTION FOR A TOBACCO JAR. + + + Keep me at hand; and as my fumes arise, + You'll find _a jar_ the gates of Paradise. + +_Copes Tobacco Plant._ + + + + +MOTTO FOR A TOBACCO JAR. + + + Come! don't refuse sweet Nicotina's aid, + But woo the goddess through a yard of clay; + And soon you'll own she is the fairest maid + To stifle pain, and drive old Care away. + Nor deem it waste; what though to ash she burns, + If for your outlay you get good returns! + + + + +THE LAST PIPE. + + + When head is sick and brain doth swim, + And heavy hangs each unstrung limb, + 'Tis sweet through smoke-puffs, wreathing slow, + To watch the firelight flash or glow. + As each soft cloud floats up on high, + Some worry takes its wings to fly; + And Fancy dances with the flame, + Who lay so labor-crammed and lame; + While the spent Will, the slack Desire, + Re-kindle at the dying fire, + And burn to meet the morrow's sun + With all its day's work to be done. + + The tedious tangle of the Law, + Your work ne'er done without some flaw; + Those ghastly streets that drive one mad, + With children joyless, elders sad, + Young men unmanly, girls going by + Bold-voiced, with eyes unmaidenly; + Christ dead two thousand years agone, + And kingdom come still all unwon; + Your own slack self that will not rise + Whole-hearted for the great emprise,-- + Well, all these dark thoughts of the day + As thin smoke's shadow drift away. + + And all those magic mists unclose, + And a girl's face amid them grows,-- + The very look she's wont to wear, + The wild rose blossoms in her hair, + The wondrous depths of her pure eyes, + The maiden soul that 'neath them lies, + That fears to meet, yet will not fly, + Your stranger spirit drawing nigh. + What if our times seem sliding down? + She lives, creation's flower and crown. + What if your way seems dull and long? + Each tiny triumph over wrong, + Each effort up through sloth and fear, + And she and you are brought more near. + So rapping out these ashes light,-- + "My pipe, you've served me well to-night." + +_London Spectator_. + + + + +ODE TO MY PIPE. + + + O Blessed pipe, + That now I clutch within my gripe, + What joy is in thy smooth, round bowl, + As black as coal! + + So sweetly wed + To thy blanched, gradual thread, + Like Desdemona to the Moor, + Thou pleasure's core. + + What woman's lip + Could ever give, like thy red tip, + Such unremitting store of bliss, + Or such a kiss? + + Oh, let me toy, + Ixion-like, with cloudy joy; + Thy stem with a most gentle slant + I eye askant! + + Unseen, unheard, + Thy dreamy nectar is transferred, + The while serenity astride + Thy neck doth ride. + + A burly cloud + Doth now thy outward beauties shroud: + And now a film doth upward creep, + Cuddling the cheek. + + And now a ring, + A mimic silver quoit, takes wing; + Another and another mount on high, + Then spread and die. + + They say in story + That good men have a crown of glory; + O beautiful and good, behold + The crowns unfold! + + How did they live? + What pleasure could the Old World give + That ancient miserable lot + When thou wert not? + + Oh, woe betide! + My oldest, dearest friend hath died,-- + Died in my hand quite unaware, + Oh, Baccy rare! + +ANDREW WYNTER. + + + + +A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Let the toper regale in his tankard of ale, + Or with alcohol moisten his thrapple, + Only give me, I pray, a good pipe of soft clay, + Nicely tapered and thin in the stapple; + And I shall puff, puff, let who will say, "Enough!" + No luxury else I'm in lack o', + No malice I hoard 'gainst queen, prince, duke, or lord, + While I pull at my pipe of tobacco. + + When I feel the hot strife of the battle of life, + And the prospect is aught but enticin', + Mayhap some real ill, like a protested bill, + Dims the sunshine that tinged the horizon: + Only let me puff, puff,--be they ever so rough, + All the sorrows of life I lose track o', + The mists disappear, and the vista is clear, + With a soothing mild pipe of tobacco. + + And when joy after pain, like the sun after rain, + Stills the waters, long turbid and troubled, + That life's current may flow with a ruddier glow, + And the sense of enjoyment be doubled,-- + Oh! let me puff, puff, till I feel _quantum suff._, + Such luxury still I'm in lack o'; + Be joy ever so sweet, it would be incomplete, + Without a good pipe of tobacco. + + Should my recreant muse--sometimes apt to refuse + The guidance of bit and of bridle-- + Still blankly demur, spite of whip and spur, + Unimpassioned, inconstant, or idle; + Only let me puff, puff, till the brain cries, "Enough!" + Such excitement is all I'm in lack o', + And the poetic vein soon to fancy gives rein, + Inspired by a pipe of tobacco. + + And when, with one accord, round the jovial board, + In friendship our bosoms are glowing, + While with toast and with song we the evening prolong, + And with nectar the goblets are flowing; + Still let us puff, puff,--be life smooth, be it rough, + Such enjoyment we're ever in lack o'; + The more peace and good-will will abound as we fill + A jolly good pipe of tobacco. + +JOHN USHER. + + + + +EPITAPH + +_ON A YOUNG LADY WHO DESIRED THAT TOBACCO MIGHT BE PLANTED OVER HER +GRAVE._ + + + Let no cold marble o'er my body rise-- + But only earth above, and sunny skies. + Thus would I lowly lie in peaceful rest, + Nursing the Herb Divine from out my breast. + Green let it grow above this clay of mine, + Deriving strength from strength that I resign. + So in the days to come, when I'm beyond + This fickle life, will come my lovers fond, + And gazing on the plant, their grief restrain + In whispering, "Lo! dear Anna blooms again!" + + + + +THE SMOKER'S REVERIE. + +(_OCTOBER._) + + + I'm sitting at dusk 'neath the old beechen tree, + With its leaves by the autumn made ripe; + While they cling to the stems like old age unto life, + I dream of the days when I'll rest from this strife, + And in peace smoke my brierwood pipe. + + O my brierwood pipe!--of bright fancy the twin, + What a medley of forms you create; + Every puff of white smoke seems a vision as fair + As the poet's bright dream, and like dreams fades in air, + While the dreamer dreams on of his fate. + + The fleecy white clouds that now float in the sky, + Form the visions I love most to see; + Fairy shapes that I saw in my boyhood's first dreams + Seem to beckon me on, while beyond them there gleams + A bright future, in waiting for me. + + O my brierwood pipe! I ne'er loved thee as now, + As that fair form and face steal above; + See, she beckons me on to where roses are spread, + And she points to my fancy the bright land ahead, + Where the winds whisper nothing but love. + + Oh, answer, my pipe, shall my dream be as fair + When it changes to dreams of the past? + When autumn's chill winds make this leaf look as sere + As the leaves on the beech-tree that shelters me here, + Will the tree's _heart_ be chilled by the blast? + + While musing, around me has gathered a heap + Of the leaflets, all dying and dead; + And I see in my reverie plainly revealed + The slope of life's hill, in my boyhood concealed + By the forms that fair fancy had bred. + + While I sit on the banks of the beautiful stream, + Picking roses that bloom by its side, + I know that the shallop will certainly come, + When the roses are withered, to carry me home, + And that life will go out with the tide. + + O my brierwood pipe! may the heart be as light + When memory supplanteth the dream; + When the sun has gone down may the sunbeam remain, + And life's roses, though dead, all their fragrance retain, + Till they catch at Eternity's gleam. + +ANON. + + + + +A BRIEF PUFF OF SMOKE. + + + Great Doctor Parr, the learned Whig, + Ne'er deemed the smoke-cloud _infra dig._, + In which you could not see his wig, + Involved in clouds of smoke. + + Quaint Lamb his wit would oft enshroud + In smoke-igniting laughter loud, + Like summer thunder in the cloud,-- + The lightning in the smoke. + + Dean Swift "died at the top;" his head + Had drifting clouds when wit had fled: + Dull care lurked in his brain, instead + Of blowing out in smoke. + + And Cowper mild--no smoker he, + Bard of the sofa and bohea-- + Complained his "dear friend Bull" not free + From lowering Stygian smoke. + + Clouds in his non-inebriate nob + Were doomed the tea tables to rob, + Inflicting many a painful throb + On one who could not smoke! + + Smoke on! it is the steam of life, + The smoother of the waves of strife; + Where chimneys smoke, or scolds the wife, + The counteraction--smoke. + + We ride and work and weave by steam, + Till ages past seem like a dream + In a new world whose dawning beam + Is redolent of smoke. + + We travel like a comet wild + On which some distant sun had smiled, + And from his orbit thus beguiled + With a long tail of smoke. + + The clouds arise from smoking seas, + And give, with each conveying breeze, + Life to the "weed," and herbs, and trees, + Which turn again to smoke. + + All nations smoke! Havana's pother + Smokes friendly with its Broseley brother: + The world's one end puffs to the other, + In amicable smoke. + + When plague and pestilence go forth, + And to diseases dire give birth, + Which walk in darkness through the earth, + I clothe myself in smoke. + + I smoke through desolating years, + Tabooed from fever, void of fears, + And when some dreaded pest appears, + I call in Doctor Smoke. + + Go, reader! perfume ladies' hair + And scent the ringlets of the fair + With eau Cologne and odors rare + Aloof from healthy smoke. + + Go babble at the ball and rout, + And smirk with high-born dames who doubt: + Thy flames are quenched, thy fires are out, + And sinking into smoke. + + "Better," said Johnson, great in name, + "It were, when poets droop in fame, + To see smoke brighten into flame, + Than flames sink into smoke." + +SELIM: _Eclectic Magazine_. + + + + +A SYMPHONY IN SMOKE. + + + A pretty, piquant, pouting pet, + Who likes to muse and take her ease, + She loves to smoke a cigarette; + + To dream in silken hammockette, + And sing and swing beneath the trees, + A pretty, piquant, pouting pet. + + Her Christian name is Violet; + Her eyes are blue as summer skies; + She loves to smoke a cigarette. + + As calm as babe in bassinette, + She swingeth in the summer breeze, + A pretty, piquant, pouting pet. + + She ponders o'er a novelette; + Her parasol is Japanese; + She loves to smoke a cigarette. + + She loves a fume without a fret; + Her frills are white, her frock _cérise_,-- + A pretty, pouting, piquant pet. + + She almost goes to sleep, and yet, + Half-lulled by booming honey-bees, + She loves to smoke a cigarette. + + A winsome, clever, cool coquette, + Who flouts all Grundian decrees,-- + pretty, pouting, piquant pet, + That loves to smoke a cigarette. + +_Harper's Bazaar_. + + + + +IT MAY BE WEEDS. + + + It may be weeds + I've gathered too; + But even weeds may be + As fragrant as + The fairest flower + With some sweet memory. + +ANON. + + + + +SEASONABLE SWEETS. + +"_DON'T BE FLOWERY, JACOB._"--CHARLES DICKENS. + + + When the year is young, what sweets are flung + By the violets, hiding, dim, + And the lilac that sways her censers high, + Whilst the skylark chants a hymn! + How sweet is the scent of the daffodil bloom, + When blithe spring decks each spray, + And the flowering thorn sheds rare perfume + Through the beautiful month of May! + What a dainty pet is the mignonette, + Whose sweets wide scattered are! + But sweeter to me than all these yet + Is the scent of a prime cigar! + + Delicious airs waft the fields of June, + When the beans are all in flower; + The woodruff is fragrant in the hedge, + And the woodbine in the bower. + Sweet eglantine doth her garlands twine + For the blithe hours as they run, + And balmily sighs the meadow-sweet, + That is all in love with the sun, + Whilst new-mown hay o'er the hedgerows gay + Flings odorous airs afar; + Yet sweeter than these on the passing breeze + Is the scent of a prime cigar. + + When all the beauties of Flora's court + Smile on the gay parterre, + What glorious color, what exquisite form, + And dainty scents are there! + They bask in the beam, and bend by the stream, + Like beautiful nymphs at play, + Holding dew-pearls up in each nectar cup + To the glorious God of Day. + Oh, their lives are sweet, but all too brief, + And death doth their sweetness mar; + But fragrance fine is forever thine, + My well-beloved cigar! + +C. + + + + +GEORDIE TO HIS TOBACCO-PIPE. + + + Good pipe, old friend, old black and colored friend, + Whom I have smoked these fourteen years and more, + My best companion, faithful to the end, + Faithful to death through all thy fiery core, + + How shall I sing thy praises, or proclaim + The generous virtues which I've found in thee? + I know thou carest not a whit for fame, + And hast no thought but how to comfort me, + + And serve my needs, and humor every mood; + But love and friendship do my heart constrain + To give thee all I can for much of good + Which thou hast rendered me in joy and pain. + + Say, then, old honest meerschaum! shall I weave + Thy history together with my own? + Of late I never see thee but I grieve + For him whose gift thou wert--forever gone! + + Gone to his grave amidst the vines of France, + He, all so good, so beautiful, and wise; + And this dear giver doth thyself enhance, + And makes thee doubly precious in mine eyes. + + For he was one of Nature's rarest men,-- + Poet and preacher, lover of his kind, + True-hearted man of God, whose like again + In this world's journey I may never find. + + I know not if the shadow of his soul, + Or the divine effulgence of his heart, + Has through thy veins in mystic silence stole; + But thou to me dost seem of him a part. + + His hands have touched thee, and his lips have drawn, + As mine, full many an inspiring cloud + From thy great burning heart, at night and morn; + And thou art here, whilst he lies in his shroud! + + And here am I, his friend and thine, old pipe! + And he has often sat my chair beside, + As he was wont to sit in living type, + Of many companies the flower and pride,-- + + Sat by my side, and talked to me the while, + Invisible to every eye save mine, + And smiled upon me as he used to smile + When we three sat o'er our good cups of wine. + + Ah, happy days, when the old Chapel House, + Of the old Forest Chapel, rang with mirth, + And the great joy of our divine carouse, + As we hobnobbed it by the blazing hearth! + + We never more, old pipe, shall see those days, + Whose memories lie like pictures in my mind; + But thou and I will go the self-same ways, + E'en though we leave all other friends behind. + + And for thy sake, and for my own, and his, + We will be one, as we have ever been, + Thou dear old friend, with thy most honest phiz, + And no new faces come our loves between. + + +II. + + Thou hast thy separate virtues, honest pipe! + Apart from all the memory of friends: + For thou art mellow, old, and black, and ripe; + And the good weed that in its smoke ascends + + From thy rare bowl doth scent the liberal air + With incense richer than the woods of Ind. + E'en to the barren palate of despair + (Inhaled through cedar tubes from glorious Scinde!) + + It hath a charm would quicken into life, + And make the heart gush out in streams of love, + And the earth, dead before, with beauty rife, + And full of flowers as heaven of stars above. + + It is thy virtue and peculiar gift, + Thou sooty wizard of the potent weed; + No other pipe can thus the soul uplift, + Or such rare fancies and high musings breed. + + I've tried full many of thy kith and kind, + Dug from thy native Asiatic clay, + Fashioned by cunning hand and curious mind + Into all shapes and features, grave and gay,-- + + Black niggers' heads with their white-livered eyes + Glaring in fiery horror through the smoke, + And monstrous dragons stained with bloody dyes, + And comelier forms; but all save thee I broke. + + For though, like thee, each pipe was black and old, + They were not wiser for their many years, + Nor knew thy sorcery though set in gold, + Nor had thy tropic taste,--these proud compeers! + + Like great John Paul, who would have loved thee well, + Thou art the "only one" of all thy race; + Nor shall another comrade near thee dwell, + Old King of pipes! my study's pride and grace! + + +III. + + Thus have I made "assurance doubly sure," + And sealed it twice, that thou shalt reign alone! + And as the dainty bee doth search for pure, + Sweet honey till his laden thighs do groan + + With their sweet burden, tasting nothing foul, + So thou of best tobacco shalt be filled; + And when the starry midnight wakes the owl, + And the lorn nightingale her song has trilled, + + I, with my lamp and books, as is my wont, + Will give thee of the choicest of all climes,-- + Black Cavendish, full-flavored, full of juice, + Pale Turkish, famed through all the Osman times, + + Dark Latakia, Syrian, Persia's pride, + And sweet Virginian, sweeter than them all! + Oh, rich bouquet of plants! fit for a bride + Who, blushing, waits the happy bridegroom's call! + + And these shall be thy food, thy dainty food, + And we together will their luxury share, + Voluptuous tumults stealing through the blood, + Voluptuous visions filling all the air! + + I will not thee profane with impious shag, + Nor poison thee with nigger-head and twist, + Nor with Kentucky, though the planters brag + That it hath virtues all the rest have missed. + + These are for porters, loafers, and the scum, + Who have no sense for the diviner weeds, + Who drink their muddy beer and muddier rum, + Insatiate, like dogs in all their greeds. + + But not for thee nor me these things obscene; + We have a higher pleasure, purer taste. + My draughts have been with thee of hippocrene, + And our delights intelligent and chaste. + + +IV. + + Intelligent and chaste since we have held + Commune together on the world's highway; + No Falstaff failings have my mind impelled + To do misdeeds of sack by night or day; + + But we have ever erred on virtue's side-- + At least we should have done--but woe is me! + I fear in this my statement I have lied, + For ghosts, like moonlight shadows on the sea, + + Crowd thick around me from the shadowy past,-- + Ghosts of old memories reeling drunk with wine! + And boon companions, Lysius-like, and vast + In their proportions as the god divine. + + I do confess my sins, and here implore + The aid of "Rare Old Ben" and other ghosts + That I may sin again, but rarely more, + Responsive only unto royal toasts. + + For, save these sins, I am a saintly man, + And live like other saints on prayer and praise, + My long face longer, if life be a span, + Than any two lives in these saintly days. + + So let me smoke and drink and do good deeds, + And boast the doing like a Pharisee; + Am I not holy if I love the creeds, + Even though my drinking sins choke up the sea? + +GEORGE S. PHILLIPS (JANUARY SEARLE): _The Gypsies of the Dane's Dike._ + + + + +INVOCATION TO TOBACCO. + + + Weed of the strange flower, weed of the earth, + Killer of dulness, parent of mirth, + Come in the sad hour, come in the gay, + Appear in the night, or in the day,-- + Still thou art welcome as June's blooming rose, + Joy of the palate, delight of the nose. + + Weed of the green field, weed of the wild, + Fostered in freedom, America's child, + Come in Virginia, come in Havana, + Friend of the universe, sweeter than manna,-- + Still thou art welcome, rich, fragrant, and ripe, + Pride of the tube-case, delight of the pipe. + + Weed of the savage, weed of each pole, + Comforting, soothing, philosophy's soul, + Come in the snuff-box, come in cigar, + In Strasburgh and King's, come from afar,-- + Still thou art welcome, the purest, the best, + Joy of earth's millions, forever carest. + +HENRY JAMES MELLEN. + + + + +VIRGINIA TOBACCO. + + + Two maiden dames of sixty-two + Together long had dwelt; + Neither, alas! of love so true + The bitter pang had felt. + + But age comes on, they say, apace, + To warn us of our death, + And wrinkles mar the fairest face,-- + At last it stops our breath. + + One of these dames tormented sore + With that curst pang, toothache, + Was at a loss for such a bore + What remedy to take. + + "I've heard," thought she, "this ill to cure, + A pipe is good, they say. + Well then, tobacco I'll endure, + And smoke the pain away." + + The pipe was lit, the tooth soon well, + And she retired to rest, + When then the other ancient belle + Her spinster maid addressed,-- + + "Let me request a favor, pray"-- + "I'll do it if I can"-- + "Oh! well, then, love, smoke every day, + _You smell so like a man!_" + +Attributed to JOHN STANLEY GREGSON. + + + + +AN ODE OF THANKS FOR CERTAIN CIGARS. + +_TO CHARLES ELIOT NORTON._ + + + Luck, my dear Norton, still makes shifts, + To mix a mortal with her gifts, + Which he may find who duly sifts. + + Sweets to the sweet,--behold the clue! + Why not, then, new things to the gnu, + And trews to Highland clansmen true? + + 'Twas thus your kindly thought decreed + These weeds to one who is indeed, + And feels himself, a very weed,-- + + A weed from which, when bruised and shent, + Though some faint perfume may be rent, + Yet oftener much without a cent. + + But imp, O Muse, a stronger wing + Mount, leaving self below, and sing + What thoughts these Cuban exiles bring! + + He that knows aught of mythic lore + Knows how god Bacchus wandered o'er + The earth, and what strange names he bore. + + The Bishop of Avranches supposes + That all these large and varying doses + Of fable mean naught else than Moses; + + But waiving doubts, we surely know + He taught mankind to plough and sow, + And from the Tigris to the Po + + Planted the vine; but of his visit + To this our hemisphere, why is it + We have no statement more explicit? + + He gave to us a leaf divine + More grateful to the serious Nine + Than fierce inspirings of the vine. + + And that _he_ loved it more, this proved,-- + He gave his name to what he loved, + Distorted now, but not removed. + + Tobacco, sacred herb, though lowly, + Baffles old Time, the tyrant, wholly, + And makes him turn his hour-glass slowly; + + Nay, makes as 'twere of every glass six, + Whereby we beat the heathen classics + With their weak Chians and their Massics. + + These gave his glass a quicker twist, + And flew the hours like driving mist, + While Horace drank and Lesbia kissed. + + How are we gainers when all's done, + If Life's swift clepsydra have run + With wine for water? 'Tis all one. + + But this rare plant delays the stream + (At least if things are what they seem) + Through long eternities of dream. + + What notes the antique Muse had known + Had she, instead of oat-straws, blown + Our wiser pipes of clay or stone! + + Rash song, forbear! Thou canst not hope, + Untutored as thou art, to cope + With themes of such an epic scope. + + Enough if thou give thanks to him + Who sent these leaves (forgive the whim) + Plucked from the dream-tree's sunniest limb. + + My gratitude feels no eclipse, + For I, whate'er my other slips, + Shall have his kindness on my lips. + + The prayers of Christian, Turk, and Jew + Have one sound up there in the blue, + And one smell all their incense, too. + + Perhaps that smoke with incense ranks + Which curls from 'mid life's jars and clanks, + Graceful with happiness and thanks. + + I pledge him, therefore, in a puff,-- + rather frailish kind of stuff, + But still professional enough. + + Hock-cups breed hiccups; let us feel + The god along our senses steel + More nobly and without his reel. + + Each temperately 'baccy _plenus_, + May no grim fate of doubtful genus + E'er blow the smallest cloud between us. + + And as his gift I shall devote + To fire, and o'er their ashes gloat,-- + Let him do likewise with this note. + +JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL. + +[From "The Letters of James Russell Lowell." Copyright, 1893, by +Harper & Brothers.] + + + + +AN ENCOMIUM ON TOBACCO. + + + Thrice happy isles that stole the world's delight, + And thus produce so rich a Margarite! + It is the fountain whence all pleasure springs, + A potion for imperial and mighty kings. + + He that is master of so rich a store + May laugh at Croesus and esteem him poor; + And with his smoky sceptre in his fist, + Securely flout the toiling alchemist, + Who daily labors with a vain expense + In distillations of the quintessence, + Not knowing that this golden herb alone + Is the philosopher's admired stone. + + It is a favor which the gods doth please, + If they do feed on smoke, as Lucian says. + Therefore the cause that the bright sun doth rest + At the low point of the declining west-- + When his oft-wearied horses breathless pant-- + Is to refresh himself with this sweet plant, + Which wanton Thetis from the west doth bring, + To joy her love after his toilsome ring: + For 'tis a cordial for an inward smart, + As is dictamnum to the wounded hart. + It is the sponge that wipes out all our woe; + 'Tis like the thorn that doth on Pelion grow, + With which whoe'er his frosty limbs anoints, + Shall feel no cold in fat or flesh or joints. + 'Tis like the river, which whoe'er doth taste + Forgets his present griefs and sorrows past. + Music, which makes grim thoughts retire, + And for a while cease their tormenting fire,-- + Music, which forces beasts to stand and gaze, + And fills their senseless spirits with amaze,-- + Compared to this is like delicious strings, + Which sound but harshly while Apollo sings. + The train with this infumed, all quarrel ends, + And fiercest foemen turn to faithful friends; + The man that shall this smoky magic prove, + Will need no philtres to obtain his love. + + Yet the sweet simple, by misordered use, + Death or some dangerous sickness may produce. + Should we not for our sustentation eat + Because a surfeit comes from too much meat? + So our fair plant--that doth as needful stand + As heaven, or fire, or air, or sea, or land; + As moon, or stars that rule the gloomy night, + Or sacred friendship, or the sunny light-- + Her treasured virtue in herself enrolls, + And leaves the evil to vainglorious souls. + And yet, who dies with this celestial breath + Shall live immortal in a joyful death. + All goods, all pleasures it in one can link-- + 'Tis physic, clothing, music, meat, and drink. + + Gods would have revell'd at their feasts of mirth + With this pure distillation of the earth; + The marrow of the world, star of the West, + The pearl whereby this lower orb is blest; + The joy of mortals, umpire of all strife, + Delight of nature, mithridate of life; + The daintiest dish of a delicious feast, + By taking which man differs from a beast. + +ANONYMOUS: _Time, James I._ + + + + +ON A TOBACCO JAR. + + + Three hundred years ago or soe, + One worthy knight and gentlemanne + Did bring me here, to charm and chere, + To physical and mental manne. + God bless his soule who filled ye bowle, + And may our blessings find him; + That he not miss some share of blisse + Who left soe much behind him. + +BERNARD BARKER. + + + + +TO THE TOBACCO PIPE. + + + Dear piece of fascinating clay! + 'Tis thine to smooth life's rugged way, + To give a happiness unknown + To those--who let a pipe alone; + Thy tube can best the vapors chase, + By raising--others in their place; + Can give the face staid Wisdom's air, + And teach the lips--to ope with care; + 'Tis hence thou art the truest friend + (Where least is said there's least to mend), + And he who ventures many a joke + Had better oft be still and smoke. + + Whatever giddy foplings think, + Thou giv'st the highest zest to drink. + When fragrant clouds thy fumes exhale, + And hover round the nut-brown ale, + Who thinks of claret or champagne? + E'en burgundy were pour'd in vain. + + 'Tis not in city smoke alone, + Midst fogs and glooms thy charms are known. + With thee, at morn, the rustic swain + Tracks o'er the snow-besprinkled plain, + To seek some neighb'ring copse's side, + And rob the woodlands of their pride: + With thee, companion of his toil, + His active spirits ne'er recoil; + Though hard his daily task assign'd, + He bears it with an equal mind. + + The fisher 'board some little bark, + When all around is drear and dark, + With shortened pipe beguiles the hour, + Though bleak the wind and cold the show'r, + Nor thinks the morn's approach too slow, + Regardless of what tempests blow. + Midst hills of sand, midst ditches, dikes, + Midst cannons, muskets, halberts, pikes; + With thee, as still, Mynheer can stay, + As Neddy 'twixt two wisps of hay; + Heedless of Britain and of France, + Smokes on--and looks to the main chance. + + And sure the solace thou canst give + Must make thy fame unrivalled live, + So long as men can temper clay + (For as thou art, e'en so are they), + The sun mature the Indian weed, + And rolling years fresh sorrows breed. + +From _The Meteors_, London. + + + + +THE PATRIOTIC SMOKER'S LAMENT. + + + Tell me, shade of Walter Raleigh, + Briton of the truest type, + When that too devoted valet + Quenched your first-recorded pipe, + Were you pondering the opinion, + As you watched the airy coil, + That the virtue of Virginia + Might be bred in British soil? + + You transplanted the potato, + 'Twas a more enduring gift + Than the wisdom of a Plato + To our poverty and thrift. + That respected root has flourished + Nobly for a nation's need, + But our brightest dreams are nourished + Ever on a foreign weed. + + From the deepest meditation + Of the philosophic scribe, + From the poet's inspiration, + For the cynic's polished gibe, + We invoke narcotic nurses + In their jargon from afar, + I indite these modest verses + On a polyglot cigar. + + Leaf that lulls a Turkish Aga + May a scholar's soul renew, + Fancy spring from Larranaga, + History from honey-dew. + When the teacher and the tyro + Spirit-manna fondly seek, + 'Tis the cigarette from Cairo, + Or a compound from the Greek. + + But no British-born aroma + Is fit incense to the Queen, + Nature gives her best diploma + To the alien nicotine. + We are doomed to her ill-favor, + For the plant that's native grown + Has a patriotic flavor + Too exclusively our own. + + O my country, could your smoker + Boast your "shag," or even "twist," + Every man were mediocre + Save the blest tobacconist! + He will point immortal morals, + Make all common praises mute, + Who shall win our grateful laurels + With a national cheroot. + +_The St. James Gazette_. + + + + +TO AN OLD PIPE. + + + Once your smoothly polished face + Nestled lightly in a case; + 'Twas a jolly cosy place, + I surmise; + + And a zealous subject blew + On your cheeks, until they grew + To the fascinating hue + Of her eyes. + + Near a rusty-hilted sword, + Now upon my mantel-board, + Where my curios are stored, + You recline. + + You were pleasant company when + By the scribbling of her pen + I was sent the ways of men + To repine. + + Tell me truly (you were there + When she ceased that debonair + Correspondence and affair) + I suppose + + That she laughed and smiled all day; + Or did gentle tear-drops stray + Down her charming _retroussée_ + Little nose? + + Where the sunbeams, coyly still, + Fall upon the mantel-sill, + You perpetually will + Silence woo; + + And I fear that she herself, + By the little chubby elf. + Will be laid upon the shelf + Just as you. + +DE WITT STERRY. + + + + +TITLEPAGE DEDICATION. + + "Let those smoke now who never smoked before, + And those who always smoked--now smoke the more." + + + + +ACROSTIC. + + To thee, blest weed, whose sovereign wiles, + O'er cankered care bring radiant smiles, + Best gift of Love to mortals given! + At once the bud and bliss of Heaven! + Crownless are kings uncrowned by thee; + Content the serf in thy sweet liberty, + O charm of life! O foe to misery! + +J.H. + + + + +ANOTHER MATCH. + +_AFTER A.C. SWINBURNE._ + + + If love were dhudeen olden, + And I were like the weed, + Oh! we would live together + And love the jolly weather, + And bask in sunshine golden, + Rare pals of choicest breed; + If love were dhudeen olden, + And I were like the weed. + + If you were oil essential, + And I were nicotine, + We'd hatch up wicked treason, + And spoil each smoker's reason, + Till he grew penitential, + And turned a bilious green; + If you were oil essential, + And I were nicotine. + + If you were snuff, my darling, + And I, your love, the box. + We'd live and sneeze together, + Shut out from all the weather, + And anti-snuffers snarling, + In neckties orthodox; + If you were snuff, my darling, + And I, your love, the box. + + If you were the aroma, + And I were simply smoke, + We'd skyward fly together, + As light as any feather; + And flying high as Homer, + His gray old ghost we'd choke; + If you were the aroma, + And I were simply smoke. + +From _Cope's Tobacco Plant_. + + + + +IN WREATHS OF SMOKE. + + + In wreaths of smoke, blown waywardwise, + Faces of olden days uprise, + And in his dreamers revery + They haunt the smoker's brain, and he + Breathes for the past regretful sighs. + + Mem'ries of maids, with azure eyes, + In dewy dells, 'neath June's soft skies, + Faces that more he'll only see + In wreaths of smoke. + + Eheu, eheu! how fast Time flies,-- + How youth-time passion droops and dies, + And all the countless visions flee! + How worn would all those faces be, + Were they not swathed in soft disguise + In wreaths of smoke! + +FRANK NEWTON HOLMAN. + + + + +ASHES. + + + Wrapped in a sadly tattered gown, + Alone I puff my brier brown, + And watch the ashes settle down + In lambent flashes; + While thro' the blue, thick, curling haze, + I strive with feeble eyes to gaze, + Upon the half-forgotten days + That left but ashes. + + Again we wander through the lane, + Beneath the elms and out again, + Across the rippling fields of grain, + Where softly flashes + A slender brook 'mid banks of fern, + At every sigh my pulses burn, + At every thought I slowly turn + And find but ashes. + + What made my fingers tremble so, + As you wrapped skeins of worsted snow, + Around them, now with movements slow + And now with dashes? + Maybe 'tis smoke that blinds my eyes, + Maybe a tear within them lies; + But as I puff my pipe there flies + A cloud of ashes. + + Perhaps you did not understand, + How lightly flames of love were fanned. + Ah, every thought and wish I've planned + With something clashes! + And yet within my lonely den + Over a pipe, away from men, + I love to throw aside my pen + And stir the ashes. + +DE WITT STERRY. + + + + +CHOOSING A WIFE BY A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Tube, I love thee as my life; + By thee I mean to choose a wife. + Tube, thy _color_ let me find, + In her _skin_, and in her _mind_. + Let her have a _shape_ as fine; + Let her breath be sweet as thine; + Let her, when her lips I kiss, + _Burn_ like thee, to give me bliss; + Let her, in some _smoke_ or other, + All my failings kindly smother. + Often when my thoughts are _low_, + Send them where they ought to go; + When to study I incline, + Let her aid be such as thine; + Such as thine the charming power + In the vacant social hour. + Let her live to give delight, + Ever _warm_ and ever _bright_; + Let her deeds, whene'er she dies, + Mount as incense to the skies. + +_Gentleman's Magazine_. + + + + +MY THREE LOVES. + + + When Life was all a summer day, + And I was under twenty, + Three loves were scattered in my way-- + And three at once are plenty. + Three hearts, if offered with a grace, + One thinks not of refusing; + The task in this especial case + Was only that of choosing. + I knew not which to make my pet,-- + My pipe, cigar, or cigarette. + + To cheer my night or glad my day + My pipe was ever willing; + The meerschaum or the lowly clay + Alike repaid the filling. + Grown men delight in blowing clouds, + As boys in blowing bubbles, + Our cares to puff away in crowds + And vanish all our troubles. + My pipe I nearly made my pet, + Above cigar or cigarette. + + A tiny paper, tightly rolled + About some Latakia, + Contains within its magic fold + A mighty _panacea_. + Some thought of sorrow or of strife + At ev'ry whiff will vanish; + And all the scenery of life + Turn picturesquely Spanish. + But still I could not quite forget + Cigar and pipe for cigarette. + + To yield an after-dinner puff + O'er _demi-tasse_ and brandy, + No cigarettes are strong enough, + No pipes are ever handy. + However fine may be the feed, + It only moves my laughter + Unless a dry delicious weed + Appears a little after. + A prime cigar I firmly set + Above a pipe or cigarette. + + But after all I try in vain + To fetter my opinion; + Since each upon my giddy brain + Has boasted a dominion. + Comparisons I'll not provoke, + Lest _all_ should be offended. + Let this discussion end in smoke + As many more have ended. + And each I'll make a special pet; + My pipe, cigar, and cigarette. + +HENRY S. LEIGH. + + + + +SMOKE IS THE FOOD OF LOVERS. + + + When Cupid open'd shop, the trade he chose + Was just the very one you might suppose. + Love keep a shop?--his trade, oh! quickly name! + A dealer in tobacco--fie, for shame! + No less than true, and set aside all joke, + From oldest time he ever dealt in smoke; + Than smoke, no other thing he sold, or made; + Smoke all the substance of his stock in trade; + His capital all smoke, smoke all his store, + 'Twas nothing else; but lovers ask no more-- + And thousands enter daily at his door! + Hence it was ever, and it e'er will be + The trade most suited to his faculty: + Fed by the vapors of their heart's desire, + No other food his votaries require; + For that they seek--the favor of the fair-- + Is unsubstantial as the smoke and air. + +JACOB CATS: _Moral Emblems_. + + + + +CLOUDS. + + + Mortals say their heart is light + When the clouds around disperse; + Clouds to gather, thick as night, + Is the smoker's universe. + +_From the German of Bauernfeld_. + + + + +IN FAVOR OF TOBACCO. + + + Much victuals serves for gluttony + To fatten men like swine; + But he's a frugal man indeed + That with a leaf can dine, + And needs no napkin for his hands, + His fingers' ends to wipe, + But keeps his kitchen in a box, + And roast meat in a pipe. + +SAMUEL ROWLANDS: _Knave of Clubs_ (1611). + + + + +MY CIGARETTE. + +_WORDS AND MUSIC BY RICHARD BARNARD_. + + + To my sweet cigarette I am singing + This joyous and bright bacca-role; + Just now to my lips she was clinging, + Her spirit was soothing my soul. + With figure so slender and dapper + I feel the soft touch of it yet, + Adorned in her dainty white wrapper, + How fair is my own cigarette! + 'Twere better, perhaps, that we part, love; + 'Twere better, if never we'd met. + Alas, you are part of my heart, love, + Destructive but sweet cigarette! + + Though matchless, by matches she's fired, + And glows both with pleasure and pride; + By her soft, balmy breath I'm inspired, + And kiss and caress my new bride. + E'en the clouds of her nature are joyous, + Though other clouds cause us regret; + From worry and care they decoy us, + The clouds of a sweet cigarette. + 'Twere better, etc. + + The houris in paradise living + Dissolve in the first love embrace, + Their life to their love freely giving,-- + And so with my love 'tis the case; + For when her life's last spark is flying, + Still sweet to the end is my pet, + Who helps me, although she is dying, + To light up a fresh cigarette! + 'Twere better, etc. + + + + +THE BALLADE OF TOBACCO. + + + When verdant youth sees life afar, + And first sets out wild oats to sow, + He puffs a stiff and stark cigar, + And quaffs champagne of Mumm & Co. + He likes not smoking yet; but though + Tobacco makes him sick indeed, + Cigars and wine he can't forego,-- + A slave is each man to the weed. + + In time his tastes more dainty are + And delicate. Become a beau, + From out the country of the czar + He brings his cigarettes, and lo! + He sips the vintage of Bordeaux. + Thus keener relish shall succeed + The baser liking we outgrow,-- + A slave is each man to the weed + + When age and his own lucky star + To him perfected wisdom show, + The schooner glides across the bar, + And beer for him shall freely flow; + A pipe with genial warmth shall glow, + To which he turns in direst need, + To seek in smoke surcease of woe,-- + A slave is each man to the weed. + + + + +ENVOI. + + + Smokers, who doubt or con or pro, + And ye who dare to drink, take heed! + And see in smoke a friendly foe,-- + A slave is each man to the weed. + +BRANDER MATTHEWS. + + + + +HE RESPONDETH. + + +SHE. + + You still persist in using, + I observe with great regret, + The needlessly expensive + Cigarette. + + + HE. + + You should set a good example; + But you seem to quite forget + That you use a thirty-dollar + Vinaigrette. + +_Life._ + + + + +TO SEE HER PIPE AWRY. + + + Betty bouncer kept a stall + At the corner of a street, + And she had a smile for all. + Many were the friends she'd greet + With kindly nod on passing by, + Who, smiling, saw her pipe awry. + + Poor old lass! she loved her pipe, + A constant friend it seemed to be; + As she sold her apples ripe, + With an apple on each knee, + How she'd make the smoke-wreaths fly, + As I've watched her pipe awry! + + Seasons came and seasons went, + Only changing Betty's store; + Youngsters with her always spent + Their little all and wished they'd more: + Timidly with upturned eye + Staring at her pipe awry. + + Bet was always at her post + Early morn or even late; + Ginger beer or chestnut roast, + Served she as she sat in state, + On two bushel-baskets high; + You should have seen her pipe awry! + + Little care old Betty had, + She quietly jogged on her way; + Never did her face look sad. + Although she fumed the livelong day. + Guiltless seemed she of a sigh. + I never saw her pipe her eye! + +C.F. + + + + +INGIN SUMMER. + + + Jest about the time when Fall + Gits to rattlin' in the trees, + An' the man thet knows it all, + 'Spicions frost in every breeze, + When a person tells hisse'f + Thet the leaves look mighty thin, + Then thar blows a meller breaf! + Ingin summer's hyere agin. + + Kind-uh smoky-lookin' blues + Spins acrost the mountain-side, + An' the heavy mornin' dews + Greens the grass up far an' wide, + Natur' raly 'pears as ef + She wuz layin' off a day,-- + Sort-uh drorin in her breaf + 'Fore she freezes up to stay. + + Nary lick o' work I strike, + 'Long about this time of year! + I'm a sort-uh slowly like, + Right when Ingin summer's here. + Wife and boys kin do the work; + But a man with natchel wit, + Like I got, kin 'ford to shirk, + Ef he has a turn for it. + + Time when grapes set in to ripe, + All I ast off any man + Is a common co'n-cob pipe + With terbacker to my han'; + Then jest loose me whar the air + Simmers 'crost me, wahm an' free! + Promised lands ull find me thar; + Wings ull fahly sprout on me! + + I'm a loungin' 'round on thrones, + Bossin' worlds f'om shore to shore, + When I stretch my marrer-bones + Jest outside the cabin door! + An' the sunshine peepin' down + On my old head, bald an' gray, + 'Pears right like the gilted crown, + I expect to w'ar some day. + +EVA WILDER MCGLASSON. + + + + +EDIFYING REFLECTIONS OF A TOBACCO-SMOKER. + +_SET TO MUSIC BY JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH. AUTHOR UNKNOWN. TRANSLATED BY +EDWARD BRECK._ + + + + As oft I fill my faithful pipe, + To while away the moments glad, + With fragrant leaves, so rich and ripe, + My mind perceives an image sad, + So that I can but clearly see + How very like it is to me. + + My pipe is made of earth and clay, + From which my mortal part is wrought; + I, too, must turn to earth some day. + It often falls, as quick as thought, + And breaks in two,--puts out its flame; + My fate, alas! is but the same! + + My pipe I color not, nor paint; + White it remains, and hence 'tis true + That, when in Death's cold arms I faint, + My lips shall wear the ashen hue; + And as it blackens day by day, + So black the grave shall turn my clay! + + And when the pipe is put alight + The smoke ascends, then trembles, wanes, + And soon dissolves in sunshine bright, + And but the whitened ash remains. + 'Tis so man's glory crumble must, + E'en as his body, into dust! + + How oft the filler is mislaid; + And, rather than to seek in vain, + I use my finger in its stead, + And fancy as I feel the pain, + If coals can burn to such degree, + How hot, O Lord, must Hades be! + + So in tobacco oft I find, + Lessons of such instructive type; + And hence with calm, contented mind + I live, and smoke my faithful pipe + In reverence where'er I roam,-- + On land, on water, and at home. + + + + +THE LOST LOTUS. + + + 'Tis said that in the sun-embroidered East, + There dwelt a race whose softly flowing hours + Passed like the vision of a royal feast, + By Nero given in the Baian bowers; + Thanks to the lotus-blossom spell, + Their lives were one long miracle. + + In after years the passing sons of men + Looked for those lotus blossoms all in vain, + Through every hillside, glade, and glen + And e'en the isles of many a main; + Yet through the centuries some doom, + Forbade them see the lotus bloom. + + The Old World wearied of the long pursuit, + And called the sacred leaf a poet's theme, + When lo! the New World, rich in flower and fruit, + Revealed the lotus, lovelier than the dream + That races of the long past days did haunt,-- + The green-leaved, amber-tipped tobacco plant. + +ANON. + + + + +THE SCENT OF A GOOD CIGAR. + + + What is it comes through the deepening dusk,-- + Something sweeter than jasmine scent, + Sweeter than rose and violet blent, + More potent in power than orange or musk? + The scent of a good cigar. + + I am all alone in my quiet room, + And the windows are open wide and free + To let in the south wind's kiss for me, + While I rock in the softly gathering gloom, + And that subtle fragrance steals. + + Just as a loving, tender hand + Will sometimes steal in yours, + It softly comes through the open doors, + And memory wakes at its command,-- + The scent of that good cigar. + + And what does it say? Ah! that's for me + And my heart alone to know; + But that heart thrills with a sudden glow, + Tears fill my eyes till I cannot see,-- + From the scent of that good cigar. + +KATE A. CARRINGTON. + + + + +TO MY CIGAR. + + + Yes, social friend, I love thee well, + In learned doctor's spite; + Thy clouds all other clouds dispel, + And lap me in delight. + + What though they tell, with phizzes long, + My years are sooner past! + I would reply with reason strong, + They're sweeter while they last. + + When in the lonely evening hour, + Attended but by thee, + O'er history's varied page I pore, + Man's fate in thine I see. + + Oft as the snowy column grows, + Then breaks and falls away, + I trace how mighty realms thus rose, + Thus tumbled to decay. + + Awhile like thee earth's masters burn + And smoke and fume around; + And then, like thee, to ashes turn, + And mingle with the ground. + + Life's but a leaf adroitly rolled, + And Time's the wasting breath + That, late or early, we behold + Gives all to dusty death. + + From beggar's frieze to monarch's robe, + One common doom is passed; + Sweet Nature's works, the swelling globe, + Must all burn out at last. + + And what is he who smokes thee now? + A little moving heap, + That soon, like thee, to fate must bow, + With thee in dust must sleep. + + But though thy ashes downward go, + Thy essence rolls on high; + Thus, when my body lieth low, + My soul shall cleave the sky. + +CHARLES SPRAGUE. + + + + +KNICKERBOCKER. + + + Shade of Herrick, Muse of Locker, + Help me sing of Knickerbocker! + Boughton, had you bid me chant + Hymns to Peter Stuyvesant, + Had you bid me sing of Wouter, + He, the onion head, the doubter! + But to rhyme of this one--Mocker! + Who shall rhyme to Knickerbocker? + Nay, but where my hand must fail, + There the more shall yours avail; + You shall take your brush and paint + All that ring of figures quaint,-- + All those Rip Van Winkle jokers, + All those solid-looking smokers, + Pulling at their pipes of amber, + In the dark-beamed Council Chamber. + + Only art like yours can touch + Shapes so dignified--and Dutch; + Only art like yours can show + How the pine logs gleam and glow, + Till the firelight laughs and passes + 'Twixt the tankards and the glasses, + Touching with responsive graces + All those grave Batavian faces, + Making bland and beatific + All that session soporific. + + Then I come and write beneath: + Boughton, he deserves the wreath; + He can give us form and hue-- + This the Muse can never do! + +AUSTIN DOBSON. + + + + +THE DISCOVERY OF TOBACCO. + +_A SAILOR'S VERSION_. + + + They were three jolly sailors bold, + Who sailed across the sea; + They'd braved the storm, and stood the gale, + And got to Virgin-ee. + + + + +THE DISCOVERY OF TOBACCO. + + + 'Twas in the days of good Queen Bess,-- + Or p'raps a bit before,-- + And now these here three sailors bold + Went cruising on the shore. + A lurch to starboard, one to port, + Now forrard, boys, go we, + With a haul and a "Ho!" and a "That's your sort!" + To find out Tobac-kee. + + Says Jack, "This here's a rummy land." + Says Tom, "Well, shiver me! + The sun shines out as precious hot + As ever I did see." + Says Dick, "Messmates, since here we be,"-- + And gave his eye a wink,-- + "We've come to find out Tobac-kee, + Which means a drop to drink." + + Says Jack, says he, "The Injins think--" + Says Tom, "I'll swear as they + Don't think at all." Says Dick, "You're right; + It ain't their nat'ral way. + But I want to find out, my lads, + This stuff of which they tell; + For if as it ain't meant to drink, + Why, it must be meant to smell." + + Says Tom, says he, "To drink or smell, + I don't think this here's meant." + Says Jack, says he, "Blame my old eyes, + If I'll believe it's scent." + "Well, then," says Dick, "if that ain't square, + It must be meant for meat; + So come along, my jovial mates, + To find what's good to eat." + + They came across a great big plant, + A-growing tall and true. + Says Jack, says he, "I'm precious dry," + And picked a leaf to chew. + While Tom takes up a sun-dried bit, + A-lying by the trees; + He rubs it in his hands to dust + And then begins to sneeze. + + Another leaf picks nimble Dick, + And dries it in the sun, + And rolls it up all neat and tight. + "My lads," says he, in fun, + "I mean to cook this precious weed." + And then from out his poke + With burning-glass he lights the end, + And quick blows up the smoke. + + Says Jack, says he, "Of Paradise + I've heerd some people tell." + Says Tom, says he, "This here will do; + Let's have another smell." + Says Dick, his face all pleasant smiles, + A-looking through a cloud, + "It strikes me here's the cap'en bold, + And now we'll all be rowed." + + Up comes brave Hawkins on the beach; + "Shiver my hull!" he cries, + "What's these here games, my merry men?" + And then, "Why, blame my eyes! + Here's one as chaws, and one as snuffs, + And t' other of the three + Is smoking like a chimbley-pot-- + They've found out Tobac-kee!" + + So if ever you should hear + Of Raleigh, and them lies + About his sarvant and his pipe + And him as "Fire!" cries, + You say as 'twas three sailors bold + As sailed to Virgin-ee + In brave old Hawkins' gallant ship + Who found out Tobac-kee. + A lurch to starboard, one to port, + Now forrard, boys, go we, + With a haul and a "Ho!" and a "That's your sort!" + To find out Tobac-kee. + +_Cigar and Tobacco World_, London. + + + + +"KEATS TOOK SNUFF." + + "Keats took snuff.... It has been established by the + praise-worthy editorial research of Mr. Burton Forman." + + + So "Keats took snuff?" A few more years, + When we are dead and famous--eh? + Will they record our pipes and beers, + And if we smoked cigars or clay? + Or will the world cry "Quantum suff" + To tattle such as "Keats took snuff"? + + Perhaps some chronicler would wish + To know what whiskey we preferred, + And if we ever dined on fish, + Or only took the joint and bird. + Such facts are quite as worthy stuff, + Good chronicler, as "Keats took snuff." + + You answer: "But, if you were Keats--" + Tut! never mind your buts and ifs, + Of little men record their meats, + Their drinks, their troubles, and their tiffs, + Of the great dead there's gold enough + To spare us such as "Keats took snuff." + + Well, go your ways, you little folk, + Who polish up the great folk's lives; + Record the follies that they spoke, + And paint their squabbles with their wives. + Somewhere, if ever ghosts be gruff, + I trust some Keats will "give you snuff." + +_The Globe_, London. + + + + +THE BALLAD OF THE PIPE. + + + Oh, give me but Virginia's weed, + An earthen bowl, a stem of reed, + What care I for the weather? + Though winter freeze and summer broil + We rest us from our days of toil + My Pipe and I together! + + Like to a priest of sacred fane, + I nightly light the glow again + With reverence and pleasure; + For through this plain and modest bowl + I coax sweet mem'ry to my soul + And many trippings measure! + + There's comfort in each puff of smoke, + Defiance to ill-fortune's stroke + And happiness forever! + There grows a volume full of thought + And humor, than the book you bought + Holds nothing half so clever! + + The summer fragrance, all pent up + Among the leaves, is here sent up + In dreams of summer glory; + And these blue clouds that slowly rise + Were colored by the summer skies, + And tell a summer story. + + And oh! the happiest, sweetest times + Come ringing all their silver chimes + Of merry songs and laughter; + And all that may be well and worth + For Mother Future to bring forth + I do imagine after. + + What care I if my poor means + Clad not my walls with splendid scenes + And pictures by the masters; + Here in the curling smoke-wreath glow + Bold hills and lovely vales below, + And brooks with nodding asters. + + All that on earth is fair and fine, + This fragrant magic makes it mine, + And gives me sole dominion; + And if you call me fanciful, + I only take a stronger pull, + And laugh at your opinion. + + Let others fret and fume with care, + 'Tis easy finding everywhere, + But happiness is rarer; + And if I find it sweet and ripe, + In this tobacco and my pipe, + I'll count it all the fairer. + + Then give me but Virginia's weed, + An earthen bowl, a stem of reed, + What care I for the weather? + Though winter freeze, or summer broil + We rest us from the days of toil, + My Pipe and I together. + +HERMANN RAVE. + + + + +THE OLD CLAY PIPE. + + + There's a lot of solid comfort + In an old clay pipe, I find, + If you're kind of out of humor + Or in trouble in your mind. + When you're feeling awful lonesome + And don't know just what to do, + There's a heap of satisfaction + If you smoke a pipe or two. + + The ten thousand pleasant memories + That are buried in your soul + Are playing hide and seek with you + Around that smoking bowl. + These are mighty restful moments: + You're at peace with all the world, + And the panorama changes + As the thin blue smoke is curled. + + Now you cross the bridge of sorrows, + Now you enter pleasant lands, + And before an open doorway, + You will linger to shake hands + With a lithe and girlish figure + That is coming through the door; + Ah! you recognize the features: + You have seen that face before. + + You are at the dear old homestead + Where you spent those happy years; + You are romping with the children; + You are smiling through your tears; + You have fought and whipped the bully + You are eight and he is ten. + Oh! how rapidly we travel,-- + You are now a boy again. + + You approach the open doorway, + And before the old armchair + You will stop and kiss the grandma, + You will smooth the thin white hair; + You will read the open Bible, + For the lamp is lit, you see. + It is now your hour for bed-time + And you kneel at mother's knee. + + Still you linger at the hearthstone; + You are loath to leave the place. + When an apple cut's in progress: + You must wait and dance with Grace. + + What's the matter with the music? + Only this: The pipe is broke, + And a thousand pleasant fancies + Vanish promptly with the smoke. + +A.B. VAN FLEET. + + + + +PERNICIOUS WEED! + + + The pipe, with solemn interposing puff, + Makes half a sentence at a time enough; + The dozing sages drop the drowsy strain, + Then pause and puff, and speak, and pause again. + Such often, like the tube they so admire, + Important triflers! have more smoke than fire. + Pernicious weed! whose scent the fair annoys, + Unfriendly to society's chief joys, + Thy worst effect is banishing for hours + The sex whose presence civilizes ours. + +WILLIAM COWPER. + + + + +TWO OTHER HEARTS. + + + Full tender beamed the light of love down from his manly face, + As he pressed her to his bosom in a fervent, fond embrace. + No cost of others' happiness found place within his thought; + The weakness of life's brittle thread no dim forebodings brought. + + But tenderer than the light of love, more brittle than life's + thread, + The shrouds that wrapped two other hearts gave up their withered + dead; + For, crumbling in his waistcoat, their glowing future dashed, + Two excellent Havanas were very badly smashed. + +_London Tobacco_. + + + + +THE SMOKE TRAVELLER. + + + When I puff my cigarette, + Straight I see a Spanish girl,-- + Mantilla, fan, coquettish curl, + Languid airs and dimpled face, + Calculating, fatal grace; + Hear a twittering serenade + Under lofty balcony played; + Queen at bull-fight, naught she cares + What her agile lover dares; + She can love and quick forget. + + Let me but my meerschaum light, + I behold a bearded man, + Built upon capacious plan, + Sabre-slashed in war or duel, + Gruff of aspect, but not cruel, + Metaphysically muddled, + With strong beer a little fuddled, + Slow in love, and deep in books, + More sentimental than he looks, + Swears new friendships every night. + + Let me my chibouk enkindle,-- + In a tent I'm quick set down + With a Bedouin, lean and brown, + Plotting gain of merchandise, + Or perchance of robber prize; + Clumsy camel load upheaving, + Woman deftly carpet-weaving, + Meal of dates and bread and salt, + While in azure heavenly vault + Throbbing stars begin to dwindle. + + Glowing coal in clay dudheen + Carries me to sweet Killarney, + Full of hypocritic blarney,-- + Huts with babies, pigs, and hens + Mixed together, bogs and fens, + Shillalahs, praties, usquebaugh, + Tenants defying hated law, + Fair blue eyes with lashes black, + Eyes black and blue from cudgel-thwack,-- + So fair, so foul, is Erin green. + + My nargileh once inflamed, + Quick appears a Turk with turban, + Girt with guards in palace urban, + Or in house by summer sea + Slave-girls dancing languidly, + Bow-string, sack, and bastinado, + Black boats darting in the shadow; + Let things happen as they please, + Whether well or ill at ease, + Fate alone is blessed or blamed. + + With my ancient calumet + I can raise a wigwam's smoke, + And the copper tribe invoke,-- + Scalps and wampum, bows and knives, + Slender maidens, greasy wives, + Papoose hanging on a tree, + Chieftains squatting silently, + Feathers, beads, and hideous paint, + Medicine-man and wooden-saint,-- + Forest-framed the vision set. + + My cigar breeds many forms,-- + Planter of the rich Havana + Mopping brow with sheer bandanna, + Russian prince in fur arrayed, + Paris fop on dress parade, + London swell just after dinner, + Wall Street broker--gambling sinner! + Delver in Nevada mine, + Scotch laird bawling "Auld Lang Syne." + Thus Raleigh's weed my fancy warms. + + Life's review in smoke goes past,-- + Fickle fortune, stubborn fate, + Right discovered all too late, + Beings loved and gone before, + Beings loved but friends no more, + Self-reproach and futile sighs, + Vanity in birth that dies, + Longing, heart-break, adoration,-- + Nothing sure in expectation + Save ash-receiver at the last. + +IRVING BROWNE. + + + + +SMOKING SONG. + + + With grateful twirl our smoke-wreaths curl, + As mist from the waterfall given, + Or the locks that float round beauty's throat + In the whispering air of even. + + _Chorus_. Then drown the fears of the coming years, + And the dread of change before us; + The way is sweet to our willing feet, + With the smoke-wreaths twining o'er us. + + As the light beams through the ringlets blue, + Will hope beam through our sorrow, + While the gathering wreath of the smoke we breathe + Shuts out the fear of to-morrow. + + A magic charm in the evening calm + Calls thought from mem'ry's treasure; + But clear and bright in the liquid light + Are the smoke-called dreams of pleasure. + + Then who shall chide, with boasting pride, + Delights they ne'er have tasted? + Oh, let them smile while we beguile + The hour with joys they've wasted. + +_College Song._ + + + + +HOW IT ONCE WAS. + + + Right stout and strong the worthy burghers stood, + Or rather, sat, + Drank beer in plenty, ate abundant food; + For they to ancient customs still were true, + And smoked, and smoked, because they surely knew + What they were at. + + William the Testy ruled New Amsterdam,-- + A tall man he,-- + Whose rule was meant by him to be no sham, + But rather like the stern paternal style + That sways the city now. He made the while + A rough decree. + + He ordered that the pipes should cease to smoke, + From that day on. + The people took the order as a joke; + They did not think, who smoked from childhood up, + That one man such delight would seek to stop, + Even in fun. + + But when at last it dawned upon their minds + That this was meant, + They closed their houses, shut their window blinds, + Brought forth tobacco from their ample hoard, + And to the governor's house with one accord + The burghers went. + + They carried chairs, and sat without a word + Before his porch, + And smoked, and smoked, and not a sound was heard, + Till Kieft came forth to take the morning air, + With speech that would have burned them then and there + If words could scorch. + + But they, however savagely he spoke, + Made no reply. + Higher and thicker rose the clouds of smoke, + And Kieft, perceiving that they would be free + Tried not to put in force his harsh decree, + But let it die. + +_New York Sun_. + + + + +HER BROTHER'S CIGARETTE. + + + Like raven's wings her locks of jet, + Her soft eyes touched with fond regret, + Doubt and desire her mind beset, + Fondling her brother's cigarette. + + Roses with dewy diamonds set, + Drooped o'er the window's parapet; + With grace she turned a match to get, + And lit her brother's cigarette. + + Her puffs of smoky violet + Twined in fantastic silhouette; + She blushed, laughed, coughed a little, yet, + She smoked her brother's cigarette. + + Her eyes with briny tears were wet, + Her bang grew limp beneath its net, + Her brow was gemmed with beaded sweat, + And to her bed she went, you bet. + +ANON. + + + + +IN THE OL' TOBACKER PATCH. + + + I jess kind o' feel so lonesome that I don't know what to do, + When I think about them days we used to spend + A hoein' out tobacker in th' clearin'--me an' you-- + An' a wishin' that the day was at an end. + For the dewdrops was a sparklin' on the beeches' tender leaves + As we started out a workin' in the morn; + An' th' noonday sun was sendin' down a shower of burnin' sheaves + When we heard the welcome-soundin' dinner-horn. + An' th' shadders round us gathered in a sort of ghostly batch, + 'Fore we started home from workin' in that ol' tobacker patch. + + I'm a feelin' mighty lonesome, as I look aroun' to-day, + For I see th' change that's taken place since then. + All th' hills is brown and faded, for th' woods is cleared away; + You an' me has changed from ragged boys to men; + You are livin' in th' city that we ust to dream about; + I am still a dwellin' here upon the place, + But my form is bent an' feeble, which was once so straight and + stout, + An' there's most a thousand wrinkles on my face. + You have made a mint of money; I, perhaps have been your match, + But we both enjoyed life better in that ol' tobacker patch. + +S.Q. LAPIUS. + + + + +MĆCENAS BIDS HIS FRIEND TO DINE. + + I beg you come to-night and dine. + A welcome waits you, and sound wine,-- + The Roederer chilly to a charm, + As Juno's breath the claret warm, + The sherry of an ancient brand. + No Persian pomp, you understand,-- + A soup, a fish, two meats, and then + A salad fit for aldermen + (When aldermen, alas the days! + Were really worth their _mayonnaise_); + A dish of grapes whose clusters won + Their bronze in Carolinian sun; + Next, cheese--for you the Neufchâtel, + A bit of Cheshire likes me well; + Café au lait or coffee black, + With Kirsch or Kümmel or cognac + (The German band in Irving Place + By this time purple in the face); + Cigars and pipes. These being through, + Friends shall drop in, a very few-- + Shakespeare and Milton, and no more. + When these are guests I bolt the door, + With "Not at home" to any one + Excepting Alfred Tennyson. + +ANON. + + + + +TO MY MEERSCHAUM. + + + There's a charm in the sun-crested hills, + In the quivering light of a star, + In the flash of a silvery rill, + Yet to me thou art lovelier far, + My Meerschaum! + + There's a love in her witching dark eye, + There's a love in her tresses at play, + Yet her love would be worth not a sigh, + If from thee she could lure me away, + My Meerschaum! + + Let revellers sing of their wine, + As they toss it in ecstasy down, + But the bowl I call for is thine, + With its deepening amber and brown, + My Meerschaum! + + For when trouble would bid me despair, + I call for a flagon of beer, + And puff a defiance to care, + Till sorrows in smoke disappear, + My Meerschaum! + + Though mid pleasures unnumbered I whirl, + Though I traverse the billowy sea, + Yet the waving and beautiful curl + Of thy smoke's ever dearer to me, + My Meerschaum! + +P.D.R. + + + + +OLD PIPE OF MINE. + + + Companion of my lonely hours, + Full many a time 'twixt night and morn + Thy muse hath roamed through poesy's bowers + Upon thy fragrant pinions borne. + Let others seek the bliss that reigns + In homage paid at beauty's shrine, + We envy not such foolish gains, + In sweet content, old pipe of mine. + + Ah! you have been a travelled pipe; + But now, of course, you're getting stale, + Just like myself, and rather ripe; + You've had your fill of cakes and ale, + And half-forgotten memories, too. + And all the pensive thoughts that twine + Around a past that, _entre nous_, + Has pleasant been, old pipe of mine. + + Old pipe of mine, for many a year + What boon companions we have been! + With here a smile and there a tear, + How many changes we have seen! + How many hearts have ceased to beat, + How many eyes have ceased to shine, + How many friends will never meet, + Since first we met, old pipe of mine! + + Though here and there the road was deep, + And now and then the rain would fall; + We managed every time to keep + A sturdy forehead to them all! + And even when she left my side, + We didn't wait to fret or pine, + Oh, no; we said the world was wide, + And luck would turn, old pipe of mine! + + + + +CANNON SONG. + + + And it has turned since you and I + Set out to face the world alone; + And, in a garret near the sky, + Had scarce a crust to call our own, + But many a banquet, Barmecide; + And many a dream of hope divine, + Lie buried in the moaning tide, + That drowns the past, old pipe of mine! + + But prosing isn't quite the thing, + And so, I guess, I'll give it up: + Just wait a moment while I sing; + We'll have another parting cup, + And then to bed. The stars are low; + Yon sickly moon has ceased to shine; + So here she goes, and off we go + To Slumberland, old pipe of mine! + +JOHN J. GORMLEY. + + + + +CANNON SONG. + + Come, seniors, come, and fill your pipes, + Your richest incense raise; + Let's take a smoke, a parting smoke, + For good old by-gone days! + + _Chorus_. For good old by-gone days, + We'll smoke for good old by-gone days! + We'll take a smoke, a parting smoke, + For good old by-gone days! + + We'll crown the cannon with a cloud, + We'll celebrate its praise; + Recalling _its_ old parting smoke, + For good old by-gone days! + + We'll smoke to these we leave behind + In devious college ways; + We'll smoke to songs we've sung before, + In good old by-gone days. + + We'll smoke to _Alma Mater's_ name; + She loves the cloud we raise! + For well she knows the "biggest guns" + Are in the coming days! + + We'll smoke the times, the good old times, + When we were called _fire_! + Their light shall blaze in memory, + Till the lamp of life expire! + + Then let each smoking pipe be broke,-- + Hurrah for coming days! + We'll take a march, a merry march, + To meet the coming days! + +H.P. PECK. + + + + +TOBACCO. + + + The Indian weed, withered quite, + Green at noon, cut down at night, + Shows thy decay; all flesh is hay, + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + + The pipe that is so lily-white, + Shows thee to be a mortal wight; + And even such, gone with a touch, + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + + And when the smoke ascends on high, + Thinke thou beholdst the vanity + Of worldly stuffe, gone with a puffe, + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + + And when the pipe grows foul within, + Think on thy soule defil'd with sin, + And then the fire it doth require. + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + + The ashes that are left behind, + May serve to put thee still in mind, + That unto dust return thou must. + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + +GEORGE WITHER, 1620. + + + + +VIRGINIA'S KINGLY PLANT. + +_BY AN "OLD SALT."_ + + + Oh, muse! grant me the power + (I have the will) to sing + How oft in lonely hour, + When storms would round me lower, + Tobacco's proved a king! + + Philanthropists, no doubt + With good intentions ripe, + Their dogmas may put out, + And arrogantly shout + The evils of the pipe. + + Kind moralists, with tracts, + Opinions fine may show; + Produce a thousand facts,-- + How ill tobacco acts + Man's system to o'erthrow. + + Learn'd doctors have employed + Much patience, time, and skill, + To prove tobacco cloyed + With acrid alkaloid, + With power the nerves to kill. + + E'en popes have curst the plant; + Kings bade its use to cease; + But all the pontiff's rant + And royal James's cant + Ne'er made its use decrease. + + Teetotalers may stamp + And roar at pipes and beer; + But place them in a swamp, + When nights are dark and damp,-- + Their tunes would change, I fear. + + No advocate am I + Of excess in one or t'other, + And ne'er essayed to try + In wine to drown a sigh, + Or a single care to smother. + + Yet, in moderation pure, + A glass is well enough; + But a troubled heart to cure, + Kind feelings to insure, + Give me a cheerful puff. + + How oft a learn'd divine + His sermons will prepare, + Not by imbibing wine, + But 'neath th' influence fine + Of a pipe of "baccy" rare! + + How many a pleasing scene, + How many a happy joke, + How many a satire keen, + Or problem sharp, has been + Evolved or born of smoke! + + How oft amidst the jar, + Of storms on ruin bent, + On shipboard, near or far, + To the drenched and shiv'ring tar, + Tobacco's solace lent! + + Oh, tell me not 'tis bad, + Or that it shortens life! + Its charms can soothe the sad, + And make the wretched glad, + In trouble and in strife. + + 'Tis used in every clime, + By all men, high and low; + It is praised in prose and rhyme, + And can but end with time; + So let the kind herb grow! + + 'Tis a friend to the distress'd; + 'Tis a comforter in need; + It is social, soothing, blest; + It has fragrance, force, and zest; + Then hail the kingly weed! + +ANON. + + + + +TOO GREAT A SACRIFICE. + + + The maid, as by the papers doth appear, + Whom fifty thousand dollars made so dear, + To test Lothario's passion, simply said, + "Forego the weed before we go to wed. + For smoke, take flame; I'll be that flame's bright fanner. + To have your Anna, give up your Havana." + But he, when thus she brought him to the scratch, + Lit his cigar, and threw away his match. + +ANON. + + + + +TO A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Come, lovely tube, by friendship blest, + Belov'd and honored by the wise, + Come filled with honest "Weekly's best," + And kindled from the lofty skies. + + While round me clouds of incense roll, + With guiltless joys you charm the sense, + And nobler pleasure to the soul + In hints of moral truth dispense. + + Soon as you feel th' enliv'ning ray, + To dust you hasten to return, + And teach me that my earliest day + Began to give me to the urn. + + But though thy grosser substance sink + To dust, thy purer part aspires; + This when I see, I joy to think + That earth but half of me requires. + + Like thee, myself am born to die, + Made half to rise, and half to fall. + Oh, could I, while my moments fly, + The bliss you give me give to all! + +_Gentleman's Magazine_, July, 1745. + + + + + In the smoke of my dear cigarito + Cloud castles rise gorgeous and tall; + And Eros, divine muchachito, + With smiles hovers over it all. + + But dreaming, forgetting to cherish + The fire at my lips as it dies, + The dream and the rapture must perish, + And Eros descend from the skies. + + O wicked and false muchachito, + Your rapture I yet may recall; + But, like my re-lit cigarito, + A bitterness tinges it all. + +CAMILLA K. VON K. + + + + +A GOOD CIGAR. + + + Oh, 'tis well and enough, + A whiff or a puff + From the heart of a pipe to get; + And a dainty maid + Or a budding blade + May toy with the cigarette; + But a man, when the time + Of a glorious prime + Dawns forth like a morning star, + Wants the dark-brown bloom + And the sweet perfume + That go with a good cigar. + + To lazily float + In a painted boat + On a shimmering morning sea, + Or to flirt with a maid + In the afternoon shade + Seems good enough sport to be; + But the evening hour, + With its subtle power, + Is sweeter and better far, + If joined to the joy, + Devoid of alloy, + That lurks in a good cigar. + + When a blanket wet + Is solidly set + O'er hopes prematurely grown; + When ambition is tame, + And energy lame, + And the bloom from the fruit is blown; + When to dance and to dine + With women and wine + Past poverty pleasures are,-- + A man's not bereft + Of all peace, if there's left + The joy of a good cigar. + +NORRIS BULL. + + + + + A glass is good, and a lass is good, + And a pipe to smoke in cold weather; + The world is good, and the people are good, + And we're all good fellows together. + +JOHN O'KEEFE: _Sprigs of Laurel_, Act ii. sc. i. + + + + +MY FRIENDLY PIPE. + + + Let sybarites still dream delights + While smoking cigarettes, + Whose opiates get in their pates + Till waking brings regrets; + Oh, let them doze, devoid of woes, + Of troubles, and of frets. + + And let the chap who loves to nap + With his cigar in hand + Pursue his way, and live his day, + As runs time's changing sand; + Let him delight by day and night + In his peculiar brand. + + But as for me, I love to be + Provided with a pipe,-- + A rare old bowl to warm my soul, + A meerschaum brown and ripe,-- + With good plug cut, no stump or butt, + Nor filthy gutter-snipe. + + My joys increase! It brings me peace + As nothing else can do; + From all the strife of daily life + Here my relief is true. + I watch its rings; it purrs and sings-- + And then it's cheaper, too! + +_Detroit Tribune_. + + + + +ODE TO TOBACCO. + + + Come then, Tobacco, new-found friend, + Come, and thy suppliant attend + In each dull, lonely hour; + And though misfortunes lie around, + Thicker than hailstones on the ground, + I'll rest upon thy power. + Then while the coxcomb, pert and proud, + The politician, learned and loud, + Keep one eternal clack, + I'll tread where silent Nature smiles, + Where Solitude our woe beguiles, + And chew thee, dear Tobac. + +DANIEL WEBSTER. + + + + +A BACHELOR'S SOLILOQUY. + + + I sit all alone with my pipe by the fire, + I ne'er knew the Benedict's yoke; + I worship a fairy-like, fanciful form, + That goes up the chimney in smoke. + + I sit in my dressing-gowned slipperful ease, + Without wife or bairns to provoke, + And puff at my pipe, while my hopes and my fears + All go up the chimney in smoke. + + I sit with my pipe, and my heart's lonesome care + I try, but all vainly, to choke. + Ah, me! but I find that the flame that Love lights + Won't go up the chimney in smoke. + +_Cigar and Tobacco World_, London. + + + + +THE DREAMER'S PIPE. + + + Meerschaum, thing with amber tip, + Clutched between the dreamer's lip, + Fragrant odors from thy bowl + Mingling with the dreamer's soul; + Curling wreaths of smoke ascending, + Comfort sweet with incense blending. + Joy and peace and solace sending + To the dreamer's heart. + + Fashioned like a satyr's head, + Crowned with fire, glowing red, + Quaintly carved and softly sleek + As Afric maiden's downy cheek. + Comrade of each idle hour + In forest shade or leafy bower; + Lotus-eaters from thy power + Ne'er can break apart. + + Darkly colored from long use + With tobacco's balmy juice + From snowy white to ebon turned + By the incense daily burned. + Laid at night within thy case + Of velvet soft--thy resting place-- + Whence with leering, stained face + Daily thou must start,-- + + To soothe the dreamer's every care, + To glow and burn and fill the air + With thy curling perfume rare: + As thou charmest gloom away, + With the dreamer rest for aye + Friend of youth, and manhood ripe + All hail to thee, thou meerschaum pipe! + +_New Orleans Times Democrat._ + + + + +SUBLIME TOBACCO. + + + But here the herald of the self-same mouth + Came breathing o'er the aromatic South, + Not like a "bed of violets" on the gale, + But such as wafts its cloud o'er grog or ale, + Borne from a short, frail pipe, which yet had blown + Its gentle odors over either zone, + And, puff'd where'er minds rise or waters roll, + Had wafted smoke from Portsmouth to the Pole, + Opposed its vapor as the lightning flash'd, + And reek'd, 'midst mountain billows unabashed, + To Ćolus a constant sacrifice, + Through every change of all the varying skies. + And what was he who bore it? I may err, + But deem him sailor or philosopher. + Sublime tobacco! which from east to west + Cheers the tar's labor or the Turkman's rest; + Which on the Moslem's ottoman divides + His hours, and rivals opiums and his brides; + Magnificent in Stamboul, but less grand, + Though not less loved, in Wapping on the Strand; + Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe, + When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe; + Like other charmers, wooing the caress + More dazzlingly when daring in full dress; + Yet thy true lovers more admire by far + Thy naked beauties,--give me a cigar! + +LORD BYRON: + +_The Island, Canto ii., Stanza 19._ + + + + +SMOKING AWAY. + + + Floating away like the fountains' spray, + Or the snow-white plume of a maiden, + The smoke-wreaths rise to the starlit skies + With blissful fragrance laden. + + _Chorus._ Then smoke away till a golden ray + Lights up the dawn of the morrow, + For a cheerful cigar, like a shield, will bar, + The blows of care and sorrow. + + The leaf burns bright, like the gems of light + That flash in the braids of Beauty; + It nerves each heart for the hero's part + On the battle-plain of duty. + + In the thoughtful gloom of his darkened room, + Sits the child of song and story, + But his heart is light, for his pipe burns bright, + And his dreams are all of glory. + + By the blazing fire sits the gray-haired sire, + And infant arras surround him; + And he smiles on all in that quaint old hall, + While the smoke-curls float around him. + + In the forest grand of our native land, + When the savage conflict ended, + The "pipe of peace" brought a sweet release + From toil and terror blended. + + The dark-eyed train of the maids of Spain + 'Neath their arbor shades trip lightly, + And a gleaming cigar, like a new-born star, + In the clasp of their lips burns brightly + + It warms the soul like the blushing bowl, + With its rose-red burden streaming, + And drowns it in bliss, like the first warm kiss + From the lips with love-buds teeming. + +FRANCIS MILES FINCH. + + + + +A FAREWELL TO TOBACCO. + + + May the Babylonish curse + Straight confound my stammering verse + If I can a passage see + In this word-perplexity, + Or a fit expression find, + Or a language to my mind + (Still the phrase is wide or scant), + To take leave of thee, GREAT PLANT! + Or in any terms relate + Half my love, or half my hate: + For I hate, yet love, thee so, + That, whichever thing I show, + The plain truth will seem to be + A constrain'd hyperbole, + And the passion to proceed + More from a mistress than a weed. + + Sooty retainer to the vine, + Bacchus' black servant, negro fine; + Sorcerer, that mak'st us dote upon + Thy begrimed complexion, + And, for thy pernicious sake, + More and greater oaths to break + Than reclaimed lovers take + 'Gainst women: thou thy siege dost lay + Much too in the female way, + While thou suck'st the lab'ring breath + Faster than kisses or than death. + + Thou in such a cloud dost bind us, + That our worst foes cannot find us, + And ill-fortune, that would thwart us, + Shoots at rovers, shooting at us; + While each man, through thy height'ning steam + Does like a smoking Etna seem, + And all about us does express + (Fancy and wit in richest dress) + A Sicilian fruitfulness. + + Thou through such a mist dost show us, + That our best friends do not know us, + And, for those allowčd features, + Due to reasonable creatures, + Liken'st us to fell Chimeras, + Monsters that, who see us, fear us; + Worse than Cerberus or Geryon, + Or, who first loved a cloud, Ixion. + + Bacchus we know, and we allow + His tipsy rites. But what art thou, + That but by reflex canst show + What his deity can do, + As the false Egyptian spell + Aped the true Hebrew miracle, + Some few vapors thou mayst raise + The weak brain may serve to amaze, + But to the reins and nobler heart + Canst nor life nor heat impart. + + Brother of Bacchus, later born, + The Old World was sure forlorn + Wanting thee, that aidest more + The god's victories than before + All his panthers, and the brawls + Of his piping Bacchanals. + These, as stale, we disallow, + Or judge of _thee_ meant; only thou + His true Indian conquest art; + And for ivy round his dart + The reformed god now weaves + A finer thyrsus of thy leaves. + + Scent to match thy rich perfume + Chemic art did ne'er presume, + Through her quaint alembic strain, + None so sov'reign to the brain. + Nature, that did in thee excel, + Framed again no second smell. + Roses, violets, but toys + For the smaller sort of boys, + Or for greener damsels meant; + Thou art the only manly scent. + + Stinking'st of the stinking kind, + Filth of the mouth and fog of the mind, + Africa, that brags her foison, + Breeds no such prodigious poison, + Henbane, nightshade, both together, + Hemlock, aconite-- + + Nay, rather, + Plant divine, of rarest virtue; + Blisters on the tongue would hurt you. + 'Twas but in a sort I blamed thee; + None e'er prosper'd who defamed thee; + Irony all, and feign'd abuse, + Such as perplex'd lovers use + At a need when, in despair + To paint forth their fairest fair, + Or in part but to express + That exceeding comeliness + Which their fancies doth so strike, + They borrow language of dislike; + And, instead of Dearest Miss, + Jewel, Honey, Sweetheart, Bliss, + And those forms of old admiring, + Call her Cockatrice and Siren, + Basilisk, and all that's evil, + Witch, Hyena, Mermaid, Devil, + Ethiop, Wench, and Blackamore, + Monkey, Ape, and twenty more, + Friendly Trait'ress, loving Foe,-- + Not that she is truly so, + But no other way they know + A contentment to express, + Borders so upon excess + That they do not rightly wot + Whether it be pain or not. + + Or as men, constrain'd to part + With what's nearest to their heart. + While their sorrow's at the height + Lose discrimination quite, + And their hasty wrath let fall, + To appease their frantic gall, + On the darling thing whatever + Whence they feel it death to sever, + Though it be, as they, perforce, + Guiltless of the sad divorce. + + For I must (nor let it grieve thee, + Friendliest of plants, that I must) leave thee. + For thy sake, TOBACCO, I + Would do anything but die, + And but seek to extend my days + Long enough to sing thy praise. + But as she who once hath been + A king's consort is a queen + Ever after, nor will bate + Any tittle of her state, + Though a widow or divorced, + So I, from thy converse forced, + The old name and style retain, + A right Katherine of Spain; + And a seat, too, 'mongst the joys + Of the blest Tobacco Boys, + Where, though I by sour physician + Am debarr'd the full fruition + Of thy favors, I may catch + Some collateral sweets, and snatch + Sidelong odors, that give life + Like glances from a neighbor's wife, + And still live in the by-places + And the suburbs of thy graces, + And in thy borders take delight, + An unconquer'd Canaanite. + +CHARLES LAMB. + + + + +A WINTER EVENING HYMN TO MY FIRE. + + + Nicotia, dearer to the Muse + Than all the grape's bewildering juice, + We worship, unforbid of thee; + And as her incense floats and curls + In airy spires and wayward whirls, + Or poises on its tremulous stalk + A flower of frailest reverie, + So winds and loiters, idly free, + The current of unguided talk, + Now laughter-rippled, and now caught + In smooth dark pools of deeper thought + Meanwhile thou mellowest every word, + A sweetly unobtrusive third; + For thou hast magic beyond wine + To unlock natures each to each; + The unspoken thought thou canst divine; + Thou fill'st the pauses of the speech + With whispers that to dreamland reach, + And frozen fancy-springs unchain + In Arctic outskirts of the brain. + Sun of all inmost confidences, + To thy rays doth the heart unclose + Its formal calyx of pretences, + That close against rude day's offences, + And open its shy midnight rose! + +JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL. + + + + +MY PIPE AND I. + + + There may be comrades in this world, + As stanch and true as steel. + There are: and by their friendships firm + Is life made only real. + But, after all, of all these hearts + That close with mine entwine, + None lie so near, nor seem so dear + As this old pipe of mine. + + My silent friend--whose voice is held + Fast for my ear alone-- + Stays with me always, well content, + With Darby to be Joan. + No fickleness disturbs our lot; + No jars its peace to smother; + Ah, no; my faithful pipe and I + Have wooed and won--each other. + + On clouds of curling incense sweet, + We go--my pipe and I-- + To lands far off, where skies stay blue + Through all the years that fly. + And nights and days, with rosy dreams + Teems bright--an endless throng + That passing leave, in echoing wake, + Soft murmurings of song. + + Does this dream fade? Another comes + To fill its place and more. + In castles silvern roam we now, + They're ours! All! All are ours! + What'er the wreathing rings enfold + Drops shimmering golden showers! + + No sordid cost our steps can stay, + We travel free as air. + Our wings are fancies, incense-borne, + That feather-light upbear. + Begone! ye powers of steam and flood. + Thy roads creep far too slow; + We need thee not. My pipe and I + Swifter than Time must go. + + Why, what is this? The pipe gone out? + Well, well, the fire's out, too! + The dreams are gone--we're poor once more; + Life's pain begins anew. + 'Tis time for sleep, my faithful pipe, + But may thy dreamings be, + Through slumbering hours hued as bright + As those thou gav'st to me! + +ELTON J. BUCKLEY. + + + + +SIC TRANSIT. + + Just a note that I found on my table, + By the bills of a year buried o'er, + In a feminine hand and requesting + My presence for tennis at four. + + Half remorseful for leaving it lying + In surroundings unworthy as those, + I carefully dusted and smoothed it, + And mutely begged pardon of Rose. + + But I thought with a smile of the proverb + Which says you may treat as you will + The vase which has once contained roses, + Their fragrance will cling to it still. + + For the writer I scarcely remember, + The occasion has vanished afar, + And the fragrance that clings to the letter + Recalls--an Havana cigar. + +W.B. ANDERSON. + + + + +THE BETROTHED. + +"_YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN ME AND YOUR CIGAR._" + + Open the old cigar-box, get me a Cuba stout, + For things are running crossways, and Maggie and I are out. + + We quarrelled about Havanas--we fought o'er a good cheroot, + And I know she is exacting, and she says I am a brute. + + Open the old cigar-box--let me consider a space; + In the soft blue veil of the vapor, musing on Maggie's face. + + Maggie is pretty to look at,--Maggie's a loving lass, + But the prettiest cheeks must wrinkle, the truest of loves must + pass. + + There's peace in a Laranaga, there's calm in a Henry Clay, + But the best cigar in an hour is finished and thrown away,-- + + Thrown away for another as perfect and ripe and brown,-- + But I could not throw away Maggie for fear o' the talk o' the town! + + Maggie my wife at fifty,--gray and dour and old,-- + With never another Maggie to purchase for love or gold! + + And the light of Days that have Been the dark of the Days that Are, + And Love's torch stinking and stale, like the butt of a dead + cigar,-- + + The butt of a dead cigar you are bound to keep in your pocket,-- + With never a new one to light tho' it's charred and black to the + socket. + + Open the old cigar-box,--let me consider a while,-- + Here is a mild Manilla,--there is a wifely smile. + + Which is the better portion,--bondage bought with a ring, + Or a harem of dusky beauties, fifty tied in a string? + + Counsellors cunning and silent--comforters true and tried, + And never a one of the fifty to sneer at a rival bride. + + Thought in the early morning, solace in time of woes, + Peace in the hush of the twilight, balm ere my eyelids close. + + This will the fifty give me, asking nought in return, + With only a _Suttee's_ passion,--to do their duty and burn. + + This will the fifty give me. When they are spent and dead, + Five times other fifties shall be my servants instead. + + The furrows of far-off Java, the isles of the Spanish Main, + When they hear my harem is empty, will send me my brides again. + + I will take no heed to their raiment, nor food for their mouths + withal, + So long as the gulls are nesting, so long as the showers fall. + + I will scent 'em with best vanilla, with tea will I temper their + hides, + And the Moor and the Mormon shall envy, who read of the tale of my + brides. + + For Maggie has written a letter to give me my choice between + The wee little whimpering Love and the great god Nick o' Teen. + + And I have been servant of Love for barely a twelve-month clear. + But I have been Priest of Partagas a matter of seven year; + + And the gloom of my bachelor days is flecked with the cheery light + Of stumps that I burned to Friendship and Pleasure and Work and + Fight. + + And I turn my eyes to the future that Maggie and I must prove, + But the only light on the marshes is the Will-o'-the-Wisp of Love. + + Will it see me safe through my journey, or leave me bogged in the + mire? + Since a puff of tobacco can cloud it, shall I follow the fitful + fire? + + Open the old cigar-box,--let me consider anew,-- + Old friends, and who is Maggie that I should abandon _you_? + + A million surplus Maggies are willing to bear the yoke; + And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a Smoke. + + Light me another Cuba: I hold to my first-sworn vows, + If Maggie will have no rival, I'll have no Maggie for spouse! + +RUDYARD KIPLING. + + + + +ON A BROKEN PIPE. + + + Neglected now it lies, a cold clay form, + So late with living inspirations warm; + Type of all other creatures formed of clay-- + What more than it for epitaph have they? + + + + +A VALENTINE. + + + What's my love's name? Guess her name. + Nina? No. + Alina? No. + It does end with "ina," though. + Guess again. Christina? No; + Guess again. Wilhelmina? No. + She reciprocates my flame, + Cheers me wheresoe'er I go, + Never forward, never coy, + She is evermore my joy. + Oh, the rapture! oh, the bliss! + When I met my darling's kiss. + Oh, I love her form to greet! + Oh, her breath is passing sweet! + Who could help but love her so? + Nicotina, mistress mine, + Thou shall be my Valentine. + +ANON. + + + + +MY CIGARETTE. + + + My cigarette! The amulet + That charms afar unrest and sorrow, + The magic wand that, far beyond + To-day, can conjure up to-morrow. + Like love's desire, thy crown of fire + So softly with the twilight blending; + And ah, meseems a poet's dreams + Are in thy wreaths of smoke ascending. + + My cigarette! Can I forget + How Kate and I, in sunny weather, + Sat in the shade the elm-tree made + And rolled the fragrant weed together? + I at her side, beatified + To hold and guide her fingers willing; + She rolling slow the papers snow, + Putting my heart in with the filling. + + My cigarette! I see her yet, + The white smoke from her red lips curling, + Her dreaming eyes, her soft replies, + Her gentle sighs, her laughter purling! + Ah, dainty roll, whose parting soul + Ebbs out in many a snowy billow, + I too would burn, if I could earn + Upon her lips so soft a pillow. + + Ah, cigarette! The gay coquette + Has long forgot the flame she lighted; + And you and I unthinking by + Alike are thrown, alike are slighted. + The darkness gathers fast without, + A raindrop on my window plashes; + My cigarette and heart are out, + And naught is left me but the ashes. + +CHARLES F. LUMMIS. + + + + +THE PIPE CRITIC. + + + Say, pipe, let's talk of love; + Canst aid me? By my life, + I'll ask not gods above + To help me choose a wife; + But to thy gentle self I'll give the puzzling strife. + + Thy color let me find, + And blue like smoke her eyes; + A healthy store her mind + As that which in thee lies,-- + An evanescent draft, whose incense mounts the skies. + + And, pipe, a breath like thine; + Her hair an amber gold, + And wrought in shapes as fine + As that which now I hold; + A grace in every limb, her form thy slender mould. + + And when her lips I kiss, + Oh, may she burn like thee, + And strive to give me bliss! + A comforter to be + When friends wax cold, time fades, and all departs from me. + + And may she hide in smoke, + As you, my friend, have done, + The failings that would choke + My virtues every one, + Turn grief to laughing jest, or painful thought to fun. + + Her aid be such as thine + To stir my brain a bit. + When 'round this hearth of mine + Friends sit and banter wit, + She'll shape a well-turned phrase, a subtle jest to hit. + + In short, my sole delight + (Why, pipe, you sputter so!), + Whose angel visage bright + (And at me ashes throw!) + Shall never rival fear. You're jealous now, I know. + + Nay, pipe, I'll not leave thee; + For of thy gifts there's one + That's passing dear to me + Whose equal she'd have none,-- + The gift of peace serene; she'd have, alas, a tongue! + +WALTER LITTLEFIELD. + + + + +A SONG WITHOUT A NAME. + +AIR: "_THE VICAR OF BRAY_." + + + 'Twas in Queen Bess's golden days + That smoking came in fashion; + And from the court it quickly spread + Throughout the English nation. + The courtiers first the lesson learnt, + And burn'd the fragrant treasure; + And e'en the queen herself, 'tis said, + Would sometimes share the pleasure. + But this is true, I will maintain,-- + And I am far from joking,-- + Of all the pleasures men have found + There's none to equal smoking. + + Then learned men and lawyers wise + And grave divines and doctors + Found smoking help'd to clear the brain, + And puff'd away in flocks, sirs; + Then business men and humble clerks + And laborer and peasant + By smoking care would drive away, + And make this life more pleasant. + For this is true. I will maintain,-- + And I am far from joking,-- + Of all the pleasures men have found + There's none to equal smoking. + + And from these times we modern men + Great glory do inherit, + And wealth and learning and the strength + Which makes the English spirit. + We have no care, we fear no foe, + We pass our lifetime gayly, + But little think how much we owe + To great Sir Walter Raleigh. + For this is true, I will maintain,-- + And I am far from joking,-- + Of all the pleasures men have found + There's none to equal smoking. + +W. LLOYD. + + + + +AD NICOTINA. + +"_A CONSTRAINED HYPERBOLE._" + + + Let others sing the praise of wine; + I'll tolerate no queen + But one fair nymph of spotless line, + The gentle Nicotine. + Her breath's as sweet as any flower's, + No matter where it blows, + And makes this dull old world of ours + The color of the rose. + + There's not a pang but she can soothe, + Nor spell but she can break, + And e'en the hardest lot can smooth, + And bid us courage take. + Fair Nicotine! thou dost atone + For many an aching heart; + And I for one will gladly own + The magic of thine art. + + Ah, "friendly traitress," "loving foe," + Forgive this loving lay; + For I, thy worshipper, would show + The sweetness of thy sway. + "Sublime tobacco!" may thy reign + Ne'er for one moment cease; + For thou, Great Plant, art kin to brain, + And synonym for peace. + +E.H.S. + + + + +MEERSCHAUM. + + + Come to me, O my meerschaum, + For the vile street organs play; + And the torture they're inflicting + Will vanish quite away. + + I open my study window + And into the twilight peer, + And my anxious eyes are watching + For the man with my evening beer. + + In one hand is the shining pewter, + All amber the ale doth glow; + In t'other are long "churchwardens," + As spotless and pure as snow. + + Ah! what would the world be to us + Tobaccoless?--Fearful bore! + We should dread the day after to-morrow + Worse than the day before. + + As the elephant's trunk to the creature, + Is the pipe to the man, I trow; + Useful and meditative + As the cud to the peaceful cow. + + So to the world is smoking; + Through that we feel, with bliss + That, whatever worlds come after, + A jolly old world is this. + + Come to me, O my meerschaum, + And whisper to me here, + If you like me better than coffee, + Than grog, or the bitter beer. + + Oh! what are our biggest winnings, + If peaceful content we miss? + Though fortune may give us an innings + She seldom conveys us bliss. + + You're better than all the fortunes + That ever were made or broke; + For a penny will always fill + And buy me content with a smoke. + +WRONGFELLOW. + + + + + I like cigars + Beneath the stars, + Upon the waters blue. + To laugh and float + While rocks the boat + Upon the waves,--Don't you? + + To rest the oar + And float to shore,-- + While soft the moonbeams shine,-- + To laugh and joke, + And idly smoke; + I think is quite divine. + +ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. + + + + +"A FREE PUFF." + + + Do you remember when first we met? + I was turning twenty--well! I don't forget + How I walked along, + Humming a song + Across the fields and down the lane + By the country road, and back again + To the dear old farm--three miles or more-- + And brought you home from the village store. + + Summer was passing--don't you recall + The splendid harvest we had that Fall, + And how when the Autumn died,--sober and brown,-- + We trudged down the turnpike, and on to the town? + + Sweet black brierwood pipe of mine! + If you were human you'd be half divine, + For when I've looked beyond the smoke, into your burning bowl + In times of need + You've been, indeed, + The only comfort, sweetest solace, of my overflowing soul. + We've been together nearly thirty years, old fellow! + And now, you must admit, we're both a trifle mellow. + We have had our share of joys and a deal of sorrows, + And while we're only waiting for a few more to-morrows, + Others will come, and others will go, + And Time will gather what Youth will sow; + But we together will go down the rough + Road to the end, and to the end--puff. + +ARTHUR IRVING GRAY. + + + + +MY MEERSCHAUM PIPE. + + + Old meerschaum pipe, I'll fondly wipe + Thy scarred and blackened form, + For thou to me wilt ever be-- + Whate'er betides the storm-- + A casket filled with memories + Of life's Auroral morn. + + Thou once wert fair like ivory rare; + Spotless as lily white; + Thy curving lines, like tendril'd vines, + Were pleasing to the sight, + And in thine ample bowl there lurked + A promise of delight. + + Like incense flung from censer swung + Before some sculptured shrine, + To float along with prayer and song + To realms of bliss divine,-- + Ascend thy fragrant wreaths of smoke + And with my thoughts entwine. + + Old pipe, old friend, o'er thee doth bend + The rainbow hues of life, + While sorrows roll across my soul, + And peace is turned to strife, + And Faith drifts o'er a sea of doubt + With desolation rife. + + Alas, that man or pipe e'er can + Wax old or know decay; + Alas, that heart from heart must part, + Or Love can lose its sway. + And death in life should cast its pall + Athwart the troubled way. + + Tho' love be cross'd, and friends are lost, + And severed every tie; + Tho' hopes are dead and joys have fled, + And darkened is the sky; + We yet can warm each other's hearts, + Old meerschaum pipe and I. + +JOHNSON M. MUNDY. + + + + +A WARNING. + + +HE. + + I loathe all books. I hate to see + The world and men through others' eyes; + My own are good enough for me. + These scribbling fellows I despise; + They bore me. + I used to try to read a bit, + But, when I did, a sleepy fit + Came o'er me. + + Yet here I sit with pensive look, + Filling my pipe with fragrant loads, + Gazing in rapture at a book!-- + A free translation of the Odes + Of Horace. + 'Tis owned by sweet Elizabeth, + And breathes a subtle, fragrant breath + Of orris. + + I longed for something that was hers + To cheer me when I'm feeling low; + I saw this book of paltry verse, + And asked to take it home--and so + She lent it. + I love her deep and tenderly, + Yet dare not tell my love, lest she + Resent it. + + I'll learn to quote a stanza here, + A couplet there. I'm very sure + 'Twould aid my suit could I appear + _Au fait_ in books and literature. + I'll do it! + This jingle I can quickly learn; + Then, hid in roses, I'll return + Her poet! + + +SHE. + + The hateful man! 'Twould vex a saint! + Around my pretty, cherished book, + The odor vile, the noisome taint + Of horrid, stale tobacco-smoke + Yet lingers! + The hateful man, my book to spoil! + Patrick, the tongs--lest I should soil + My fingers! + + This lovely rose, these lilies frail, + These violets he has sent to me + The odor of his pipe exhale! + Am I to blame that I should be + Enraged? + Tell Mr. Simpson every time + He calls upon me, Patrick, I'm + Engaged! + +ARTHUR LOVELL. + + + + +TO THE REV. MR. NEWTON. + + + Says the Pipe to the Snuff-box, "I can't understand + What the ladies and gentlemen see in your face, + That you are in fashion all over the land, + And I am so much fallen into disgrace. + + "Do but see what a pretty contemplative air + I give to the company,--pray do but note 'em,-- + You would think that the wise men of Greece were all there, + Or, at least, would suppose them the wise men of Gotham. + + "My breath is as sweet as the breath of blown roses, + While you are a nuisance where'er you appear; + There is nothing but snivelling and blowing of noses, + Such a noise as turns any man's stomach to hear." + + Then, lifting his lid in a delicate way, + And opening his mouth with a smile quite engaging. + The Box in reply was heard plainly to say, + "What a silly dispute is this we are Waging! + + "If you have a little of merit to claim, + You may thank the sweet-smelling Virginian weed; + And I, if I seem to deserve any blame, + The before-mentioned drug in apology plead. + + "Thus neither the praise nor the blame is our own, + No room for a sneer, much less a cachinnus; + We are vehicles, not of tobacco alone, + But of anything else they may choose to put in us." + +WM. COWPER. + + + + +A LOSS. + + + How hard a thing it is to part + From those we love and cherish; + How deeply does it pain one's heart + To know all things must perish! + + And when a friend and comrade dear + Is lost to us forever, + We feel how frail are all things here, + Since e'en best friends must sever. + + I, too, have lost a friend, who broke + Its power when care was near me; + And troubles disappeared in smoke + When he was by to cheer me. + + But as friends fall when valued most, + Like fruit that over-ripe is. + My loved companion I have lost,-- + That friend my meerschaum pipe is! + +_Judy_ (1873). + + + + +THE TRUE LEUCOTHOË. + + + Let others praise the god of wine, + Or Venus, love, and beauty's smile; + I choose a theme not less divine,-- + The plant that grows in Cuba's Isle. + + The old Greeks err'd who bound with bays + Apollo's brow; the verdant crown + He wore, when measuring their days, + Grew in the West, where he went down. + + An idle tale they also told; + They said he gave them frankincense, + Borne by some tree he loved of old; + If so, he gave a mere pretence. + + For the true offspring of his love-- + Tobacco--grew far o'er the sea, + Where Leucothoë from above + Led him as honey leads the bee, + + Till on that plant he paus'd to gaze + Some moments ere he held his way, + And cheer her with his warmest rays, + Heedless of time or length of day. + + Then with a sigh his brows he wreath'd + With leaves that care and toil beguile, + And bless'd, as their perfume he breath'd, + The plant that grows in Cuba's Isle. + +ANON. + + + + +THOSE ASHES. + + + Up to the frescoed ceiling + The smoke of my cigarette + In a sinuous spray is reeling, + Forming flower and minaret. + + What delicious landscape floating + On perfumed wings I see; + Pale swans I am idly noting, + And queens robed in filagree. + + I see such delicious faces + As ne'er man saw before, + And my fancy fondly chases + Sweet maids on a fairy shore. + + Now to bits my air-castle crashes, + And those pictures I see no more; + My grandmother yells: "Them ashes-- + Don't drop them on the floor!" + +R.K. MUNKITTRICK. + + + + +WHAT I LIKE. + + + To lie with half-closed eyes, as in a dream, + Upon the grassy bank of some calm stream-- + And smoke. + + To climb with daring feet some rugged rock, + And sit aloft where gulls and curlews flock-- + And smoke. + + To wander lonely on the ocean's brink, + And of the good old times to muse and think-- + And smoke. + + To hide me in some deep and woody glen, + Far from unhealthy haunts of sordid men-- + And smoke. + + To linger in some fairy haunted vale, + While all about me falls the moonlight pale-- + And smoke. + +H.L. + + + + +MY MEERSCHAUMS. + + + Long pipes and short ones, straight and curved, + High carved and plain, dark-hued and creamy, + Slim tubes for cigarettes reserved, + And stout ones for Havanas dreamy. + + This cricket, on an amber spear + Impaled, recalls that golden weather + When love and I, too young to fear + Heartburn, smoked cigarettes together. + + And even now--too old to take + The little papered shams for flavor-- + I light it oft for her sweet sake + Who gave it, with her girlish favor. + + And here's the mighty student bowl + Whose tutoring in and after college + Has led me nearer wisdom's goal + Than all I learned of text-book knowledge. + + "It taught me?" Ay, to hold my tongue, + To keep a-light, and yet burn slowly, + To break ill spells around me flung + As with the enchanted whiff of Moly. + + This nargileh, whose hue betrays + Perique from soft Louisiana, + In Egypt once beguiled the days + Of Tewfik's dreamy-eyed Sultana. + + Speaking of color,--do you know + A maid with eyes as darkly splendid + As are the hues that, rich and slow, + On this Hungarian bowl have blended? + + Can artist paint the fiery glints + Of this quaint finger here beside it, + With amber nail,--the lustrous tints, + A thousand Partagas have dyed it? + + "And this old silver patched affair?" + Well, sir, that meerschaum has its reasons + For showing marks of time and wear; + For in its smoke through fifty seasons + + My grandsire blew his cares away! + And then, when done with life's sojourning, + At seventy-five dropped dead one day, + That pipe between his set teeth burning! + + "Killed him?" No doubt! it's apt to kill + In fifty year's incessant using-- + Some twenty pipes a day. And still, + On that ripe, well-filled, lifetime musing, + + I envy oft so bright a part,-- + To live as long as life's a treasure; + To die of--not an aching heart, + But--half a century of pleasure! + + Well, well! I'm boring you, no doubt; + How these old memories will undo one-- + I see you've let your weed go out; + That's wrong! Here, light yourself a new one! + +CHARLES F. LUMMIS. + + + + +ODE TO TOBACCO. + + + Thou, who when fears attack + Bidst them avaunt, and Black + Care, at the horseman's back + Perching, unseatest; + Sweet when the morn is gray; + Sweet when they've cleared away + Lunch; and at close of day + Possibly sweetest! + + I have a liking old + For thee, though manifold + Stories, I know, are told + Not to thy credit: + How one (or two at most) + Drops make a cat a ghost,-- + Useless, except to roast-- + Doctors have said it; + + How they who use fusees + All grow by slow degrees + Brainless as chimpanzees, + Meagre as lizards, + Go mad, and beat their wives, + Plunge (after shocking lives) + Razors and carving-knives + Into their gizzards. + + Confound such knavish tricks! + Yet know I five or six + Smokers who freely mix + Still with their neighbors,-- + Jones, who, I'm glad to say, + Asked leave of Mrs. J., + Daily absorbs a clay + After his labors. + + Cats may have had their goose + Cooked by tobacco juice; + Still, why deny its use + Thoughtfully taken? + We're not as tabbies are; + Smith, take a fresh cigar! + Jones, the tobacco jar! + Here's to thee, Bacon! + +C.S. CALVERLY. + + + + +ON RECEIPT OF A RARE PIPE. + + + I lifted off the lid with anxious care, + Removed the wrappages, stripe after stripe, + And when the hidden contents were laid bare, + My first remark was: "Mercy, what a pipe!" + + A pipe of symmetry that matched its size, + Mounted with metal bright,--a sight to see; + With the rich amber hue that smokers prize, + Attesting both its age and pedigree. + + A pipe to make the royal Friedrich jealous, + Or the great Teufelsdröckh with envy gripe! + A man should hold some rank above his fellows + To justify his smoking such a pipe! + + What country gave it birth? What blest of cities + Saw it first kindle at the glowing coal? + What happy artist murmured, "Nunc dimittis," + When he had fashioned this transcendent bowl? + + Has it been hoarded in a monarch's treasures? + Was it a gift of peace, or prize of war? + Did the great Khalif in his "House of Pleasures" + Wager and lose it to the good Zaafar? + + It may have soothed mild Spenser's melancholy, + While musing o'er traditions of the past, + Or graced the lips of brave Sir Walter Raleigh, + Ere sage King Jamie blew his "_Counterblast_." + + Did it, safe hidden in some secret cavern, + Escape that monarch's pipoclastic ken? + Has Shakespeare smoked it at the Mermaid Tavern, + Quaffing a cup of sack with rare old Ben? + + Ay, Shakespeare might have watched his vast creations + Loom through its smoke,--the spectre-haunted Thane, + The Sisters at their ghostly invocations, + The jealous Moor, and melancholy Dane. + + Round its orbed haze and through its mazy ringlets, + Titania may have led her elfin rout, + Or Ariel fanned it with his gauzy winglets, + Or Puck danced in the bowl to put it out. + + Vain are all fancies,--questions bring no answer; + The smokers vanish, but the pipe remains; + He were indeed a subtle necromancer, + Could read their records in its cloudy stains. + + Nor this alone. Its destiny may doom it + To outlive e'en its use and history; + Some ploughman of the future may exhume it + From soil now deep beneath the Eastern sea. + + And, treasured by soma antiquarian Stultus, + It may to gaping visitors be shown + Labelled: "The symbol of some ancient cultus + Conjecturally Phallic, but unknown." + + Why do I thus recall the ancient quarrel + Twixt Man and Time, that marks all earthly things? + Why labor to re-word the hackneyed moral + [Greek: Hôs phyllôn geneę], as Homer sings? + '[Omega][sigmaf] [phi][upsilon][lambda][lambda][omega][nu] + [gamma][epsilon][nu][epsilon][eta], as Homer sings? + + For this: Some links we forge are never broken; + Some feelings claim exemption from decay; + And Love, of which this pipe is but the token, + Shall last, though pipes and smokers pass away. + +W.H.B. + + + + +MY LITTLE BROWN PIPE. + + + I have a little comforter, + I carry in my pocket: + It is not any woman's face + Set in a golden locket; + It is not any kind of purse; + It is not book or letter, + But yet at times I really think + That it is something better. + + Oh, my pipe, my little brown pipe! + How oft, at morning early, + When vexed with thoughts of coming toil, + And just a little surly, + I sit with thee till things get clear, + And all my plans grow steady, + And I can face the strife of life + With all my senses steady. + + No matter if my temper stands + At stormy, fair, or clearing, + My pipe has not for any mood + A word of angry sneering. + I always find it just the same, + In care, or joy, or sorrow, + And what it is to-day I know + It's sure to be to-morrow. + + It helps me through the stress of life; + It balances my losses; + It adds a charm to all my joys, + And lightens all my crosses. + For through the wreathing, misty veil + Joy has a softer splendor, + And life grows sweetly possible, + And love more truly tender. + + Oh, I have many richer joys! + I do not underrate them, + And every man knows what I mean, + I do not need to state them. + But this I say,--I'd rather miss + A deal of what's called pleasure, + Than lose my little comforter, + My little smoky treasure. + +AMELIA E. BARR. + + + + + Forsaken of all comforts but these two,-- + My fagot and my pipe--I sit to muse + On all my crosses, and almost excuse + The heavens for dealing with me as they do. + When Hope steps in, and, with a smiling brow, + Such cheerful expectations doth infuse + As makes me think ere long I cannot choose + But be some grandee, whatsoe'er I'm now. + But having spent my pipe, I then perceive + That hopes and dreams are cousins,--both deceive. + Then mark I this conclusion in my mind, + It's all one thing,--both tend into one scope,-- + To live upon Tobacco and on Hope: + The one's but smoke, the other is but wind. + +SIR ROBERT AYTON. + + + + +'TWAS OFF THE BLUE CANARIES. + + + 'Twas off the blue Canary isles, + A glorious summer day, + I sat upon the quarter deck, + And whiffed my cares away; + And as the volumed smoke arose, + Like incense in the air, + I breathed a sigh to think, in sooth, + It was my last cigar. + + I leaned upon the quarter rail, + And looked down in the sea; + E'en there the purple wreath of smoke, + Was curling gracefully; + Oh! what had I at such a time + To do with wasting care? + Alas! the trembling tear proclaimed + It was my last cigar. + + I watched the ashes as it came + Fast drawing toward the end; + I watched it as a friend would watch + Beside a dying friend; + But still the flame swept slowly on; + It vanished into air; + I threw it from me,--spare the tale,-- + It was my last cigar. + + I've seen the land of all I love + Fade in the distance dim; + I've watched above the blighted heart, + Where once proud hope hath been; + But I've never known a sorrow + That could with that compare, + When off the blue Canaries + I smoked my last cigar. + +JOSEPH WARREN FABENS. + + + + +LATAKIA. + + +I. + + When all the panes are hung with frost, + Wild wizard-work of silver lace, + I draw my sofa on the rug, + Before the ancient chimney-place. + Upon the painted tiles are mosques + And minarets, and here and there + A blind muezzin lifts his hands, + And calls the faithful unto prayer. + Folded in idle, twilight dreams, + I hear the hemlock chirp and sing, + As if within its ruddy core + It held the happy heart of Spring. + Ferdousi never sang like that, + Nor Saadi grave, nor Hafiz gay; + I lounge, and blow white rings of smoke, + And watch them rise and float away. + + +II. + + The curling wreaths like turbans seem + Of silent slaves that come and go,-- + Or Viziers, packed with craft and crime, + Whom I behead from time to time, + With pipe-stem, at a single blow. + And now and then a lingering cloud + Takes gracious form at my desire, + And at my side my lady stands, + Unwinds her veil with snowy hands,-- + A shadowy shape, a breath of fire! + + O Love, if you were only here + Beside me in this mellow light, + Though all the bitter winds should blow, + And all the ways be choked with snow, + 'Twould be a true Arabian night! + +T.B. ALDRICH. + + + + +MY AFTER-DINNER CLOUD. + + + Some sombre evening, when I sit + And feed in solitude at home, + Perchance an ultra-bilious fit + Paints all the world an orange chrome. + + When Fear and Care and grim Despair + Flock round me in a ghostly crowd, + One charm dispels them all in air,-- + I blow my after-dinner cloud. + + 'Tis melancholy to devour + The gentle chop in loneliness. + I look on six--my prandial hour-- + With dread not easy to express. + + And yet for every penance done, + Due compensation seems allow'd. + My penance o'er, its price is won,-- + I blow my after-dinner cloud. + + My clay is _not_ a Henry Clay,-- + I like it better on the whole; + And when I fill it, I can say, + I drown my sorrows in the bowl. + + For most I love my lowly pipe + When weary, sad, and leaden-brow'd; + At such a time behold me ripe + To blow my after-dinner cloud. + + As gracefully the smoke ascends + In columns from the weed beneath, + My friendly wizard, Fancy, lends + A vivid shape to every wreath. + + Strange memories of life or death + Up from the cradle to the shroud, + Come forth as, with enchanter's breath, + I blow my after-dinner cloud. + + What wonder if it stills my care + To quit the present for the past, + And summon back the things that were, + Which only thus in vapor last? + + What wonder if I envy not + The rich, the giddy, and the proud, + Contented in this quiet spot + To blow my after-dinner cloud? + +HENRY S. LEIGH. + + + + +THE HAPPY SMOKING-GROUND. + + + When that last pipe is smoked at last + And pouch and pipe put by, + And Smoked and Smoker both alike + In dust and ashes lie, + What of the Smoker? Whither passed? + Ah, will he smoke no more? + And will there be no golden cloud + Upon the golden shore? + Ah! who shall say we cry in vain + To Fate upon his hill, + For, howsoe'er we ask and ask, + He goes on smoking still. + But, surely, 'twere a bitter thing + If other men pursue + Their various earthly joys again + Beyond that distant blue, + If the poor Smoker might not ply + His peaceful passion too. + If Indian braves may still up there + On merry scalpings go, + And buried Britons rise again + With arrow and with bow, + May not the Smoker hope to take + His "cutty" from below? + So let us trust; and when at length + You lay me 'neath the yew, + Forget not, O my friends, I pray, + Pipes and tobacco too! + +RICHARD LE GALLIENNE. + + + + +SWEET SMOKING PIPE. + + + Sweet smoking pipe; bright glowing stove, + Companion still of my retreat, + Thou dost my gloomy thoughts remove, + And purge my brain with gentle heat. + + Tobacco, charmer of my mind, + When, like the meteor's transient gleam. + Thy substance gone to air I find, + I think, alas, my life's the same! + + What else but lighted dust am I? + Then shew'st me what my fate will be; + And when thy sinking ashes die, + I learn that I must end like thee. + +ANON. + + + + +CIGARETTE RINGS. + + + How it blows! How it rains! I'll not turn out to-night; + I'm too sleepy to read and too lazy to write; + So I'll watch the blue rings, as they eddy and twirl, + And in gossamer wreathings coquettishly curl. + In the stillness of night and the sparseness of chimes + There's a fleetness in fancy, a frolic in rhymes; + There's a world of romance that persistently clings + To the azurine curving of Cigarette Rings! + + What a picture comes back from the passed-away times! + They are lounging once more 'neath the sweet-scented limes; + See how closely he watches the Queen of Coquettes, + As her white hands roll deftly those small cigarettes! + He believes in her smiles and puts faith in her sighs + While he's dazzled by light from her fathomless eyes. + Ah, the dearest of voices delightfully sings + Through the wind intertwining of Cigarette Rings! + + How sweet was her song in the bright summer-time, + When winds whispered low 'neath the tremulous lime! + How sweet, too, that bunch of forget-me-nots blue-- + The love he thought lasting, the words he thought true! + _Ah, the words of a woman concerning such things_ + _Are weak and unstable as Cigarette Rings!_ + +J. ASHBY-STERRY. + + + + +SMOKING SPIRITUALIZED. + + + The following old poem was long ascribed, on apparently + sufficient grounds, to the Rev. Ralph Erskine, or, as he + designated himself, "Ralph Erskine, V.D.M." The peasantry + throughout the North of England always called it "Erskine + Song;" and not only is his name given as the author in + numerous chap-books, but in his own volume of "Gospel + Sonnets," from an early copy of which this version is + transcribed. The discovery, however, by Mr. Collier of the + First Part in a MSS. temp. James I., with the initials "G.W." + affixed to it, has disposed of Erskine's claim to the honor of + the entire authorship. G.W. is supposed to be George + Wither; but this is purely conjectural, and it is not at + all improbable that G.W. really stands for W.G., as it was + a common practice among anonymous writers to reverse their + initials. + + The history, then, of the poem seems to be this: that the + First Part, as it is now printed, originally constituted the + whole production, being complete in itself; that the Second + Part was afterwards added by the Rev. Ralph Erskine, and that + both parts came subsequently to be ascribed to him, as his + was the only name published in connection with the song. See + "Ballads of the Peasantry," Bell's edition. Variants of + this song will be found on pages 86 and 150 of the present + collection; the first is ascribed to George Wither, and + the other is taken from the first volume of "Pills to purge + Melancholy." + + +PART I. + + This Indian weed, now withered quite. + Tho' green at noon, cut down at night, + Shows thy decay, + All flesh is hay: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + The pipe, so lily-like and weak, + Does thus thy mortal state bespeak; + Thou art e'en such-- + Gone with a touch: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + And when the smoke ascends on high, + Then thou behold'st the vanity + Of worldly stuff-- + Gone with a puff: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + And when the pipe grows foul within, + Think on thy soul defiled with sin; + For then the fire + It doth require: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + And seest the ashes cast away, + Then to thyself thou mayest say, + That to the dust + Return thou must: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + +PART II. + + Was this small plant for thee cut down? + So was the Plant of Great Renown, + Which Mercy sends + For nobler ends: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + Does juice medicinal proceed + From such a naughty foreign weed? + Then what's the power + Of Jesse's Flower? + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + The promise, like the pipe, inlays, + And by the mouth of faith conveys + What virtue flows + From Sharon's Rose: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + In vain the unlighted pipe you blow; + Your pains in outward means are so, + 'Till heavenly fire + Your heart inspire: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + The smoke, like burning incense, towers: + So should a praying heart of yours, + With ardent cries, + Surmount the skies: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + + + +TOBACCO IS AN INDIAN WEED. + + + Tobacco's but an Indian weed, + Grows green at morn, cut down at eve; + It shows decay; we are but clay; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + + The pipe that is so lily white, + Wherein so many take delight, + Is broke with a touch,--man's life is such; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + + The pipe that is so foul within + Shows how man's soul is stained with sin, + And then the fire it doth require; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + + The ashes that are left behind + Do serve to put us all in mind + That unto dust return we must; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + + The smoke that does so high ascend + Shews us man's life must have an end; + The vapor's gone,--man's life is done; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + +From "_Pills to Purge Melancholy_." + + + + +TOBACCO. + + + Let poets rhyme of what they will, + Youth, Beauty, Love, or Glory, still + My theme shall be Tobacco! + Hail, weed, eclipsing every flow'r, + Of thee I fain would make my bow'r, + When fortune frowns, or tempests low'r, + Mild comforter of woe! + + They say in truth an angel's foot + First brought to life thy precious root, + The source of every pleasure! + Descending from the skies he press'd + With hallowed touch Earth's yielding breast; + Forth sprang the plant, and then was bless'd, + As man's chief treasure! + + Throughout the world who knows thee not? + Of palace and of lowly cot + The universal guest,-- + The friend of Gentile, Turk, and Jew, + To all a stay, to none untrue, + The balm that can our ills subdue, + And soothe us into rest! + + With thee the poor man can abide + Oppression, want, the scorn of pride, + The curse of penury. + Companion of his lonely state, + He is no longer desolate, + And still can brave an adverse fate + With honest worth and thee! + + All honor to the patriot bold + Who brought, instead of promised gold, + Thy leaf to Britain's shore. + It cost him life; but thou shalt raise + A cloud of fragrance to his praise, + And bards shall hail in deathless lays + The valiant knight of yore. + + Ay, Raleigh! thou wilt live till Time + Shall ring his last oblivious chime, + The fruitful theme of story; + And man in ages hence shall tell + How greatness, virtue, wisdom, fell, + When England sounded out thy knell, + And dimmed her ancient glory. + + And thou, O plant! shalt keep his name + Unwithered in the scroll of fame, + And teach us to remember; + He gave with thee content and peace, + Bestow'd on life a longer lease, + And bidding every trouble cease, + Made summer of December. + +THOMAS JONES. + + + + +THE CIGAR. + + + Some sigh for this and that, + My wishes don't go far; + The world may wag at will, + So I have my cigar. + + Some fret themselves to death + With Whig and Tory jar; + I don't care which is in, + So I have my cigar. + + Sir John requests my vote, + And so does Mr. Marr; + I don't care how it goes, + So I have my cigar. + + Some want a German row, + Some wish a Russian war; + I care not. I'm at peace + So I have my cigar. + + I never see the "Post," + I seldom read the "Star;" + The "Globe" I scarcely heed, + So I have my cigar. + + Honors have come to men + My juniors at the Bar; + No matter--I can wait, + So I have my cigar. + + Ambition frets me not; + A cab or glory's car + Are just the same to me, + So I have my cigar. + + I worship no vain gods, + But serve the household Lar; + I'm sure to be at home, + So I have my cigar. + + I do not seek for fame, + A general with a scar; + A private let me be, + So I have my cigar. + + To have my choice among + The toys of life's bazaar, + The deuce may take them all + So I have my cigar. + + Some minds are often tost + By tempests like a tar; + I always seem in port, + So I have my cigar. + + The ardent flame of love, + My bosom cannot char, + I smoke but do not burn, + So I have my cigar. + + They tell me Nancy Low + Has married Mr. R.; + The jilt! but I can live, + So I have my cigar. + +THOMAS HOOD. + + + + +PIPE AND TOBACCO. + + + When my pipe burns bright and clear, + The gods I need not envy here; + And as the smoke fades in the wind, + Our fleeting life it brings to mind. + + Noble weed! that comforts life, + And art with calmest pleasures rife; + Heaven grant thee sunshine and warm rain, + And to thy planter health and gain. + + Through thee, friend of my solitude, + With hope and patience I'm endued, + Deep sinks thy power within my heart, + And cares and sorrows all depart. + + Then let non-smokers rail forever; + Shall their hard words true friends dissever? + Pleasure's too rare to cast away + My pipe, for what the railers say! + + When love grows cool, thy fire still warms me, + When friends are fled, thy presence charms me; + If thou art full, though purse be bare, + I smoke, and cast away all care! + +_German Folk Song._ + + + + +THE LATEST CONVERT. + + + I've been in love some scores of times, + With Amy, Nellie, Katie, Mary-- + To name them all would stretch my rhymes + From here as far as Demerary. + + But each has wed some other man,-- + Girls always do, I find, in real life,-- + And I am left alone to scan + The horizon of my own ideal life. + + I still survive. I was, I think, + Not born to run in double harness; + I did not shirk my food and drink + When Nellie married Harry Carnice. + + But I am wedded to my pipe! + That faithful friend, nought can provoke it; + Should it grow cold, I gently wipe + Its mouth, then fill it, light, and smoke it. + + But it is sweet to kiss; and I + Should love to kiss a wife and pet her-- + She scolds? Straight to my pipe I fly; + Her scowls through fragrant smoke look better. + + There's merry Maud--with her I'd dare + To brave the matrimonial ocean; + _She_ would not pout or fret, but wear + A constant smile of sweet devotion. + + How know I that she will not change, + My wishes at defiance set? Oh! + (Pray this in smallest type arrange) + She smokes--at times--a cigareto. + +F.W. LITTLETON HAY. + + + + +CONFESSION OF A CIGAR SMOKER. + + + I owe to smoking, more or less, + Through life the whole of my success; + With my cigar I'm sage and wise,-- + Without, I'm dull as cloudy skies. + When smoking, all my ideas soar, + When not, they sink upon the floor. + The greatest men have all been smokers, + And so were all the greatest jokers. + Then ye who'd bid adieu to care, + Come here and smoke it into air. + +ANON. + + + + + Sir Walter Raleigh! name of worth, + How sweet for thee to know + King James, who never smoked on earth, + Is smoking down below. + + + + +THE SMOKER'S CALENDAR. + + + When January's cold appears, + A glowing pipe my spirit cheers; + And still it glads the length'ning day + 'Neath February's milder sway. + When March's keener winds succeed, + What charms me like the burning weed + When April mounts the solar car, + I join him, puffing a cigar; + And May, so beautiful and bright, + Still finds the pleasing weed a-light. + To balmy zephyrs it gives zest + When June in gayest livery's drest. + Through July, Flora's offspring smile, + But still Nicotia's can beguile; + And August, when its fruits are ripe, + Matures my pleasure in a pipe. + September finds me in the garden, + Communing with a long churchwarden. + Even in the wane of dull October + I smoke my pipe and sip my "robar." + November's soaking show'rs require + The smoking pipe and blazing fire. + The darkest day in drear December's-- + That's lighted by their glowing embers. + +ANON. + + + + +AN OLD SWEETHEART OF MINE. + + + As one who cons at evening o'er an album all alone, + And muses on the faces of the friends that he has known, + So I turn the leaves of Fancy, till in shadowy design + I find the smiling features of an old sweetheart of mine. + + The lamplight seems to glimmer with a flicker of surprise, + As I turn it low, to rest me of the dazzle in my eyes, + And light my pipe in silence, save a sigh that seems to yoke + Its fate with my tobacco, and to vanish with the smoke. + + 'Tis a fragrant retrospection, for the loving thoughts that start + Into being are like perfumes from the blossom of the heart; + And to dream the old dreams over is a luxury divine-- + When my truant fancies wander with that old sweetheart of mine. + + Though I hear, beneath my study, like a fluttering of wings, + The voices of my children and the mother as she sings, + I feel no twinge of conscience to deny me any theme + When Care has cast her anchor in the harbor of a dream. + + In fact, to speak in earnest, I believe it adds a charm + To spice the good a trifle with a little dust of harm; + For I find an extra flavor in Memory's mellow wine + That makes me drink the deeper to that old sweetheart of mine. + + A face of lily-beauty, with a form of airy grace, + Floats out of my tobacco as the genii from the vase; + And I thrill beneath the glances of a pair of azure eyes, + As glowing as the summer and as tender as the skies. + + I can see the pink sunbonnet and the little checkered dress + She wore when first I kissed her, and she answered the caress + With the written declaration that, "as surely as the vine + Grew round the stump," she loved me,--that old sweetheart of mine! + + And again I feel the pressure of her slender little hand, + As we used to talk together of the future we had planned: + When I should be a poet, and with nothing else to do + But write the tender verses that she set the music to; + + When we should live together in a cozy little cot, + Hid in a nest of roses, with a fairy garden-spot, + Where the vines were ever fruited, and the weather ever fine, + And the birds were ever singing for that old sweetheart of mine; + + And I should be her lover forever and a day, + And she my faithful sweetheart till the golden hair was gray; + And we should be so happy that when either's lips were dumb + They would not smile in heaven till the other's kiss had come. + + But ah! my dream is broken by a step upon the stair, + And the door is softly opened, and my wife is standing there! + Yet with eagerness and rapture all my visions I resign + To greet the living presence of that old sweetheart of mine. + +JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY. + + + + +A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Let the learned talk of books, + The glutton of cooks, + The lover of Celia's soft smack--O! + No mortal can boast + So noble a toast + As a pipe of accepted tobacco. + + Let the soldier for fame, + And a general's name, + In battle get many a thwack--O! + Let who will have most, + Who will rule the rooste, + Give me but a pipe of tobacco. + + Tobacco gives wit + To the dullest old cit, + And makes him of politics crack--O! + The lawyers i' the hall + Were not able to bawl, + Were it not for a whiff of tobacco. + + The man whose chief glory + Is telling a story, + Had never arrived at the smack--O! + Between ever heying, + And as I was saying, + Did he not take a whiff of tobacco. + + The doctor who places + Much skill in grimaces, + And feels your pulse running tic-tack--O! + Would you know his chief skill? + It is only to fill + And smoke a good pipe of tobacco. + + The courtiers alone + To this weed are not prone; + Would you know what 'tis makes them so slack--O? + 'Twas because it inclined + To be honest the mind, + And therefore they banished tobacco. + +HENRY FIELDING. + + + + + Friend of my youth, companion of my later days. + What needs my Muse to sing thy various praise? + In country or in town, on land or sea, + The weed is still delightful company. + In joy or sorrow, grief or racking pain, + We fly to thee for solace once again. + Delicious plant, by all the world consumed, + 'Tis pity thou, like man, to ashes too art doom'd. + +ANON. + + + + + Tobacco, some say, is a potent narcotic, + That rules half the world in a way quite despotic; + So, to punish him well for his wicked and merry tricks, + We'll burn him forthwith, as they used to do heretics. + + + + +TO MY CIGAR. + + The warmth of thy glow, + Well-lighted cigar, + Makes happy thoughts flow, + And drives sorrow afar. + + The stronger the wind blows, + The brighter thou burnest! + The dreariest of life's woes, + Less gloomy thou turnest! + + As I feel on my lip + Thy unselfish kiss, + Like thy flame-colored tip, + All is rosy-hued bliss. + + No longer does sorrow + Lay weight on my heart; + And all fears of the morrow, + In joy-dreams depart. + + Sweet cheerer of sadness! + Life's own happy star! + I greet thee with gladness, + My friendly cigar! + +FRIEDRICH MARC. + + + + +CIGARS AND BEER. + + + Here + With my beer + I sit, + While golden moments flit. + Alas! + They pass + Unheeded by; + And, as they fly, + I, + Being dry, + Sit idly sipping here + My beer. + + Oh, finer far + Than fame or riches are + The graceful smoke-wreaths of this cigar! + Why + Should I + Weep, wail, or sigh? + What if luck has passed me by? + What if my hopes are dead, + My pleasures fled? + Have I not still + My fill + Of right good cheer,-- + Cigars and beer? + + Go, whining youth, + Forsooth! + Go, weep and wail, + Sigh and grow pale, + Weave melancholy rhymes + On the old times, + Whose joys like shadowy ghosts appear,-- + But leave me to my beer! + Gold is dross, + Love is loss; + So, if I gulp my sorrows down, + Or see them drown + In foamy draughts of old nut-brown, + Then do I wear the crown + Without a cross! + +GEORGE ARNOLD. + + + + +EFFUSION BY A CIGAR SMOKER. + + + Warriors! who from the cannon's mouth blow fire, + Your fame to raise, + Upon its blaze, + Alas! ye do but light your funeral pyre! + Tempting Fate's stroke; + Ye fall, and all your glory ends in smoke. + Safe in my chair from wounds and woe, + _My_ fire and smoke from mine own mouth I blow. + + Ye booksellers! who deal, like me, in puffs, + The public smokes, + You and your hoax, + And turns your empty vapor to rebuffs. + Ye through the nose + Pay for each puff; when mine the same way flows, + It does not run me into debt; + And thus, the more I fume, the less I fret. + + Authors! created to be puff'd to death, + And fill the mouth + Of some uncouth + Bookselling wight, who sucks your brains and breath, + Your leaves thus far + (Without its fire) resemble my cigar; + But vapid, uninspired, and flat: + When, when, O Bards, will ye _compose_ like _that_? + + Since life and the anxieties that share + Our hopes and trust, + Are smoke and dust, + Give me the smoke and dust that banish care. + The roll'd leaf bring, + Which from its ashes, Phoenix-like, can spring; + The fragrant leaf whose magic balm + Can, like Nepenthe, all our sufferings charm. + + Oh, what supreme beatitude is this! + What soft and sweet + Sensations greet + My soul, and wrap it in Elysian bliss! + I soar above + Dull earth in these ambrosial clouds, like Jove, + And from my empyrean height + Look down upon the world with calm delight. + +HORACE SMITH. + + + + +A POT, AND A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Some praise taking snuff; + And 'tis pleasant enough + To those who have got the right knack, O! + But give me, my boys, + Those exquisite joys, + A pot, and a pipe of tobacco. + + When fume follows fume + To the top of the room, + In circles pursuing their track, O! + How sweet to inhale + The health-giving gale + Of a pipe of Virginia tobacco. + + Let soldiers so bold + For fame or for gold + Their enemies cut, slash, and hack, O! + We have fire and smoke, + Though all but in joke, + In a peaceable pipe of tobacco. + + Should a mistress, unkind, + Be inconstant in mind, + And on your affections look black, O! + Let her wherrit and tiff, + 'Twill blow off in a whiff, + If you take but a pipe of tobacco. + + The miserly elf, + Who, in hoarding his pelf, + Keeps body and soul on the rack, O! + Would he bless and be blest, + He might open his chest + By taking a pipe of tobacco. + + Politicians so wise, + All ears and all eyes + For news, till their addled pates crack, O! + After puzzling their brains, + Will not get for their pains + The worth of a pipe of tobacco + + If your land in the claw + Of a limb of the law + You trust, or your health to a quack, O! + 'Tis fifty to one + They're both as soon gone + As you'd puff out a pipe of tobacco. + + Life's short, 'tis agreed; + So we'll try from the weed, + Of man a brief emblem to tack, O! + When his spirit ascends, + Die he must,--and he ends + In dust, like a pipe of tobacco. + +_From "The Universal Songster, or Museum of Mirth."_ + + + + +IF I WERE KING. + + + If I were king, my pipe should be premier. + The skies of time and chance are seldom clear, + We would inform them all, with bland blue weather. + Delight alone would need to shed a tear, + For dream and deed should war no more together. + + Art should aspire, yet ugliness be dear; + Beauty, the shaft, should speed with wit for feather; + And love, sweet love, should never fall to sere, + If I were king. + + But politics should find no harbour near; + The Philistine should fear to slip his tether; + Tobacco should be duty free, and beer; + In fact, in room of this, the age of leather, + An age of gold all radiant should appear, + If I were king. + +W.E. HENLEY. + + + + +THE PIPE YOU MAKE YOURSELF. + + + There's clay pipes an' briar pipes an' meerschaum pipes as well, + There's plain pipes an' fancy pipes--things jes made to sell; + But any pipe that kin be bought fer marbles, chalk, or pelf, + Ain't ekal to the flaver of th' pipe you make yourself. + + Jest take a common corn cob an' whittle out the middle, + Then plug up one end of it as tight as any fiddle; + Fit a stem into th' side an' lay her on th' shelf, + An' when she's dry you take her down, that pipe you made yourself. + + Cram her full clar to th' brim with nachral leaf, you bet-- + 'T will smoke a trifle better for bein' somewhat wet-- + Take your worms and fishin' pole, and a jug along for health, + An' you'll get a taste o' heaven from that pipe you made yourself. + + There's clay pipes an' briar pipes an' meerschaum pipes as well, + There's plain pipes an' fancy pipes--things jes made to sell; + But any pipe that kin be bought for marbles, chalk, or pelf, + Ain't ekal to th' flayer of the pipe you make yourself. + +HENRY E. BROWN. + + + + +CHIBOUQUE. + + + At Yeni-Djami, after Rhamadan, + The pacha in his palace lolls at ease; + Latakieh fumes his sensual palate please, + While round-limbed almées dance near his divan. + + Slaves lure away _ennui_ with flowers and fan; + And as his gem-tipped chibouque glows, he sees, + In dreamy trance, those marvellous mysteries + The prophet sings of in the Al-Korán! + + Pale, dusk-eyed girls, with sequin-studded hair, + Dart through the opal clouds like agile deer, + With sensuous curves his fancy to provoke,-- + Delicious houris, ravishing and fair, + Who to his vague and drowsy mind appear + Like fragrant phantoms arabesqued in smoke! + +FRANCIS S. SALTUS. + + + + +IN ROTTEN ROW. + + + In Rotten Row a cigarette + I sat and smoked, with no regret + For all the tumult that had been. + The distances were still and green, + And streaked with shadows cool and wet. + + Two sweethearts on a bench were set, + Two birds among the boughs were met; + So love and song were heard and seen + In Rotten Row. + + A horse or two there was to fret + The soundless sand; but work and debt, + Fair flowers and falling leaves between, + While clocks are chiming clear and keen, + A man may very well forget + In Rotten Row. + +W.E. HENLEY. + + + + +THE DUET. + + + I was smoking a cigarette; + Maud, my wife, and the tenor, McKey, + Were singing together a blithe duet, + And days it were better I should forget + Came suddenly back to me,-- + Days when life seemed a gay masque ball, + And to love and be loved was the sum of it all. + + As they sang together, the whole scene fled, + The room's rich hangings, the sweet home air, + Stately Maud, with her proud blond head, + And I seemed to see in her place instead + A wealth of blue-black hair, + And a face, ah! your face--yours, Lisette; + A face it were wiser I should forget. + + We were back--well, no matter when or where; + But you remember, I know, Lisette. + I saw you, dainty and debonair, + With the very same look that you used to wear + In the days I should forget. + And your lips, as red as the vintage we quaffed, + Were pearl-edged bumpers of wine when you laughed. + + Two small slippers with big rosettes + Peeped out under your kilt-skirt there, + While we sat smoking our cigarettes + (Oh, I shall be dust when my heart forgets!) + And singing that self-same air: + And between the verses, for interlude, + I kissed your throat and your shoulders nude. + + You were so full of a subtle fire, + You were so warm and so sweet, Lisette; + You were everything men admire; + And there were no fetters to make us tire, + For you were--a pretty grisette. + But you loved as only such natures can, + With a love that makes heaven or hell for a man. + + They have ceased singing that old duet, + Stately Maud and the tenor, McKey. + "You are burning your coat with your cigarette, + And _qu'avez vous_, dearest, your lids are wet," + Maud says, as she leans o'er me. + And I smile, and lie to her, husband-wise, + "Oh, it is nothing but smoke in my eyes." + +ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. + + + + +MY CIGARETTE. + + + Ma pauvre petite, + My little sweet, + Why do you cry? + Why this small tear, + So pure and clear, + In each blue eye? + + "My cigarette-- + I 'm smoking yet?" + (I'll be discreet.) + I toss it, see, + Away from me + Into the street. + + You see I do + All things for you. + Come, let us sup. + (But, oh, what joy + To be that boy + Who picked it up.) + +TOM HALL. + + + + +A BACHELOR'S VIEWS. + + + A pipe, a book, + A cosy nook, + A fire,--at least its embers; + A dog, a glass:-- + 'Tis thus we pass + Such hours as one remembers. + + Who'd wish to wed? + Poor Cupid's dead + These thousand years, I wager. + The modern maid + Is but a jade, + Not worth the time to cage her. + + In silken gown + To "take" the town + Her first and last ambition. + What good is she + To you or me + Who have but a "position"? + + So let us drink + To her,--but think + Of him who has to keep her; + And _sans_ a wife + Let's spend our life + In bachelordom,--it's cheaper. + +TOM HALL. + + + + +PIPES AND BEER. + + + Before I was famous I used to sit + In a dull old under-ground room I knew, + And sip cheap beer, and be glad for it, + With a wild Bohemian friend or two. + + And oh, it was joy to loiter thus, + At peace in the heart of the city's stir, + Entombed, while life hurried over us, + In our lazy bacchanal sepulchre. + + There was artist George, with the blond Greek head, + And the startling creeds, and the loose cravat; + There was splenetic journalistic Fred, + Of the sharp retort and the shabby hat; + + There was dreamy Frank, of the lounging gait, + Who lived on nothing a year, or less, + And always meant to be something great, + But only meant, and smoked to excess; + + And last myself, whom their funny sneers + Annoyed no whit as they laughed and said, + I listened to all their grand ideas + And wrote them out for my daily bread! + + The Teuton beer-bibbers came and went, + Night after night, and stared, good folk, + At our table, noisy with argument, + And our chronic aureoles of smoke. + + And oh, my life! but we all loved well + The talk,--free, fearless, keen, profound,-- + The rockets of wit that flashed and fell + In that dull old tavern under-ground! + + But there came a change in my days at last, + And fortune forgot to starve and stint, + And the people chose to admire aghast + The book I had eaten dirt to print. + + And new friends gathered about me then, + New voices summoned me there and here; + The world went down in my dingy den, + And drew me forth from the pipes and beer. + + I took the stamp of my altered lot, + As the sands of the certain seasons ran, + And slowly, whether I would or not, + I felt myself growing a gentleman. + + But now and then I would break the thrall, + I would yield to a pang of dumb regret, + And steal to join them, and find them all, + With the amber wassail near them yet,-- + + Find, and join them, and try to seem + A fourth for the old queer merry three, + With my fame as much of a yearning dream + As my morrow's dinner was wont to be. + + But the wit would lag, and the mirth would lack, + And the god of jollity hear no call, + And the prosperous broadcloth on my back + Hung over their spirits like a pall! + + It was not that they failed, each one, to try + Their warmth of welcome to speak and show; + I should just have risen and said good-bye, + With a haughty look, had they served me so. + + It was rather that each would seem, instead, + With not one vestige of spleen or pride, + Across a chasm of change to spread + His greeting hands to the further side. + + And our gladdest words rang strange and cold, + Like the echoes of other long-lost words; + And the nights were no more the nights of old + Than spring would be spring without the birds! + + So they waned and waned, these visits of mine, + 'Till I married the heiress, ending here. + For if caste approves the cigars and wine, + She must frown perforce upon pipes and beer. + + And now 'tis years since I saw these men, + Years since I knew them living yet. + And of this alone I am sure since then,-- + That none has gained what he toiled to get. + + For I keep strict watch on the world of art, + And George, with his wide, rich-dowered brain! + His fervent fancy, his ardent heart, + Though he greatly toiled, has toiled in vain. + + And Fred, for all he may sparkle bright + In caustic column, in clever quip, + Of a truth must still be hiding his light + Beneath the bushel of journalship. + + And dreamy Frank must be dreaming still, + Lounging through life, if yet alive, + Smoking his vast preposterous fill, + Lounging, smoking, striving to strive. + + And I, the fourth in that old queer throng, + Fourth and least, as my soul avows,-- + I alone have been counted strong, + I alone have the laurelled brows! + + Well, and what has it all been worth? + May not my soul to my soul confess + That "succeeding," here upon earth, + Does not alway assume success? + + I would cast, and gladly, from this gray head + Its crown, to regain one sweet lost year + With artist George, with splenetic Fred, + With dreamy Frank, with the pipes and beer! + +EDGAR FAWCETT. + + + + +A BACHELOR'S INVOCATION. + + + When all my plans have come to grief, + And every bill is due, + And every faith that's worth belief + Has proved itself untrue; + And when, as now, I've jilted been + By every girl I've met, + Ah! then I flee for peace to thee, + My darling cigarette. + + Hail, sorceress! whose cloudy spells + About my senses driven, + Alone can loose their prison cells + And waft my soul to heaven. + Above all earthly loves, I swear, + I hold thee best--and yet, + Would I could see a match for thee, + My darling cigarette. + + With lips unstained to thee I bring + A lover's gentle kiss, + And woo thee, see, with this fair ring, + And this, and this, and this. + But ah, the rings no sooner cease + (Inconstant, vain coquette!) + Than, like the rest, thou vanishest + In smoke, my cigarette. + +_Pall Mall Gazette_. + + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Pipe and Pouch, by Various + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PIPE AND POUCH *** + +***** This file should be named 14887-8.txt or 14887-8.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/1/4/8/8/14887/ + +Produced by David Newman, William Flis, and the PG Online Distributed +Proofreading Team. + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Pipe and Pouch + The Smoker's Own Book of Poetry + +Author: Various + +Release Date: February 3, 2005 [EBook #14887] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PIPE AND POUCH *** + + + + +Produced by David Newman, William Flis, and the PG Online Distributed +Proofreading Team. + + + + + + +</pre> + + <div class="figcenter" + style="width:75%;"> + <a href="images/cover.jpg"><img width="100%" + src="images/cover.jpg" + alt="Cover" /></a> + </div> + + <div class="figcenter" + style="width:50%;"> + <a href="images/3.png"><img width="100%" + src="images/3.png" + alt="Smoker" /></a> + </div> + + <h1>PIPE AND POUCH</h1> + + <h3>THE</h3> + + <h2>Smoker's Own Book of Poetry</h2> + + <h4>COMPILED BY</h4> + + <h3>JOSEPH KNIGHT</h3> + + <div class="figcenter" + style="width:25%;"> + <a href="images/6.png"><img width="100%" + src="images/6.png" + alt="" /></a> + </div> + + <h4>BOSTON</h4> + + <h4>JOSEPH KNIGHT COMPANY</h4> + + <h4>1895</h4> + <hr /> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="pageiv" + id="pageiv"></a>[pg iv]</span> + + <h4><i>Copyright, 1894,</i></h4> + + <h4>BY JOSEPH KNIGHT.</h4> + + <h4>University Press:</h4> + + <h4>JOHN WILSON AND SON, CAMBRIDGE, U.S.A.</h4> + <hr /> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="pagev" + id="pagev"></a>[pg v]</span> + + <h3>Dedicated</h3> + + <h4>TO MY FRIEND AND FELLOW-SMOKER,</h4> + + <h3>WALTER MONTGOMERY JACKSON.</h3> + <hr /> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="pagevii" + id="pagevii"></a>[pg vii]</span> + + <h2>PREFACE.</h2> + + <p>This is an age of anthologies. Collections of poetry + covering a wide range of subjects have appeared of late, and + seem to have met with favor and approval. Not to the busy man + only, but to the student of literature such compilations are of + value. It is sometimes objected that they tend to discourage + wide reading and original research; but the overwhelming flood + of books would seem to make them a necessity. Unless one has + the rare gift of being able to sprint through a book, as Andrew + Lang says Mr. Gladstone does, it is surely well to make use of + the labors of the industrious compiler. Such collections are + often the result of wide reading and patient labor. Frequently + the larger part is made up of single poems, the happy and + perhaps only inspiration of the writer, gleaned from the poet's + corner of the newspaper or the pages of a magazine. This is + specially true of the present compilation, the first on the + subject aiming at <span class="pagenum"><a name="pageviii" + id="pageviii"></a>[pg viii]</span> anything like + completeness. Brief collections of prose and poetry combined + have already been published; but so much of value has been + omitted that there seemed to be room for a better book. A + vast amount has been written in praise of tobacco, much of + it commonplace or lacking in poetic quality. While some of + the verse here gathered is an obvious echo, or passes into + unmistakable parody, it has been the aim of the compiler to + maintain, as far as possible, a high standard and include + only the best. From the days of Raleigh to the present time, + literature abounds in allusions to tobacco. The Elizabethan + writers constantly refer to it, often in praise though + sometimes in condemnation. The incoming of the "Indian weed" + created a great furore, and scarcely any other of the New + World discoveries was talked about so much. Ben Jonson, + Marlowe, Fletcher, Spenser, Dekker, and many other of the + poets and dramatists of the time, make frequent reference to + it; and no doubt at the Mermaid tavern, pipes and tobacco + found a place beside the sack and ale. Singular to say, + Shakespeare makes no reference to it; and only once in his + essay "Of Plantations," as far as the compiler has been able + to discover, does Bacon speak of it. Shakespeare's silence + has been explained on the + <span class="pagenum"><a name="pageix" + id="pageix"></a>[pg ix]</span> theory that he could not + introduce any reference to the newly discovered plant + without anachronism; but he did not often let a little thing + of this kind stand in his way. It has been suggested, on the + other hand, that he avoided all reference to it out of + deference to King James I., who wrote the famous + "Counterblast." Whichever theory is correct, the fact + remains, and it may be an interesting contribution to the + Bacon-Shakespeare controversy. Queen Elizabeth never showed + any hostility to tobacco; but her successors, James I. and + the two Charleses, and Cromwell were its bitter opponents. + Notwithstanding its enemies, who just as fiercely opposed + the introduction of tea and coffee, its use spread over + Europe and the world, and prince and peasant alike yielded + to its mild but irresistible sway. Poets and philosophers + drew solace and inspiration from the pipe. Milton, Addison, + Fielding, Hobbes, and Newton were all smokers. It is said + Newton was smoking under a tree in his garden when the + historic apple fell. Scott, Campbell, Byron, Hood, and Lamb + all smoked, and Carlyle and Tennyson were rarely without a + pipe in their mouths. The great novelists, Thackeray, + Dickens, and Bulwer were famous smokers; and so were the + great soldiers, Napoleon, Blücher, and Grant. While + <span class="pagenum"><a name="pagex" + id="pagex"></a>[pg x]</span> nearly all the poems here + gathered together were written, and perhaps could only have + been written, by smokers, several among the best are the + work of authors who never use the weed,—one by a man, + two or three by women. Among the more recent writers there + has been no more devoted smoker than Mr. Lowell, as his + recently published letters testify. Three of the most + delightful poems in praise of smoking are his, and with Mr. + Aldrich's charming "Latakia" are the gems of the collection. + The compiler desires to express his grateful acknowledgments + to friends who have permitted him to use their work and have + otherwise aided him from time to time; and to the many + unknown authors whose poems are here gathered, and whom it + was quite impossible to reach; and to Messrs. Houghton, + Mifflin, & Company, Harper & Brothers, The + Bowen-Merrill Company, and the publishers of "Outlook," for + their gracious permission to include copyrighted poems.</p> + + <p class="author">J.K.</p> + + <p>BOSTON, July, 1894.</p> + <hr /> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="pagexi" + id="pagexi"></a>[pg xi]</span> + + <h3>CONTENTS.</h3> + + <h4>A.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i10">PAGE</p> + + <p>Acrostic <i>J.H.</i> <a href="#page44">44</a></p> + + <p>Ad Nicotina <i>E.N.S.</i> + <a href="#page118">118</a></p> + + <p>Another Match <i>Cope's Tobacco Plant</i> + <a href="#page45">45</a></p> + + <p>Ashes <i>De Witt Sterry</i> + <a href="#page47">47</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>B.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Bachelor's Invocation, A <i>Pall Mall Gazette</i> + <a href="#page182">182</a></p> + + <p>Bachelor's Views, A <i>Tom Hall</i> + <a href="#page177">177</a></p> + + <p>Bachelor's Soliloquy <i>Cigar and Tobacco World</i> + <a href="#page95">95</a></p> + + <p>Ballad of the Pipe, The <i>Hermann Rave</i> + <a href="#page69">69</a></p> + + <p>Ballade of Tobacco, The <i>Brander Matthews</i> + <a href="#page54">54</a></p> + + <p>Betrothed, The <i>Rudyard Kipling</i> + <a href="#page108">108</a></p> + + <p>Brief Puff of Smoke, A <i>Selim</i> + <a href="#page19">19</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>C.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Cannon Song <i>H.P. Peck</i> + <a href="#page85">85</a></p> + + <p>Chibouque <i>Francis S. Saltus</i> + <a href="#page173">173</a></p> + + <p>Choosing a wife by a Pipe of Tobacco <i>Gentleman's + Magazine</i> <a href="#page48">48</a></p> + + <p>Cigar, The <i>Thomas Hood</i> + <a href="#page153">153</a></p> + + <p>Cigarette Rings <i>J. Ashby-Sterry</i> + <a href="#page147">147</a></p> + + <p>Cigars and Beer <i>George Arnold</i> + <a href="#page166">166</a></p> + + <p>Clouds <i>Bauernfeld</i> + <a href="#page52">52</a></p> + + <p>Confession of a Cigar Smoker <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page158">158</a></p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="pagexii" + id="pagexii"></a>[pg xii]</span> + + <h4>D.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Discovery of Tobacco <i>Cigar and Tobacco World</i> + <a href="#page64">64</a></p> + + <p>Dreamer's Pipe, The <i>New Orleans Times + Democrat</i> <a href="#page96">96</a></p> + + <p>Duet, The <i>Ella Wheeler Wilcox</i> + <a href="#page174">174</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>E.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Edifying Reflections of a Tobacco Smoker + <i>Translated from the German</i> + <a href="#page58">58</a></p> + + <p>Effusion by a Cigar Smoker <i>Horace Smith</i> + <a href="#page167">167</a></p> + + <p>Encomium on Tobacco, An <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page36">36</a></p> + + <p>Epitaph <i>Anon.</i> <a href="#page17">17</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>F.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Farewell to Tobacco, A <i>Charles Lamb</i> + <a href="#page100">100</a></p> + + <p>Farmer's Pipe, The <i>George Cooper</i> + <a href="#page7">7</a></p> + + <p>Forsaken of all comforts <i>Sir Robert Ayton</i> + <a href="#page140">140</a></p> + + <p>Free Puff, A <i>Arthur Irving Gray</i> + <a href="#page121">121</a></p> + + <p>Friend of my youth <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page164">164</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>G.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Geordie to his Tobacco Pipe <i>George S. + Phillips</i> <a href="#page25">25</a></p> + + <p>Glass is Good, A <i>John O'Keefe</i> + <a href="#page94">94</a></p> + + <p>Good Cigar, A <i>Norris Bull</i> + <a href="#page93">93</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>H.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Happy Smoking Ground, The <i>Richard Le + Gallienne</i> <a href="#page145">145</a></p> + + <p>Her Brother's Cigarette <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page79">79</a></p> + + <p>He Respondeth <i>Life</i> + <a href="#page55">55</a></p> + + <p>How it Once Was <i>New York Sun</i> + <a href="#page78">78</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>I.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>If I were King <i>W.E. Henley</i> + <a href="#page171">171</a></p> + + <p>I like Cigars <i>Ella Wheeler Wilcox</i> + <a href="#page121">121</a></p><span class="pagenum"><a name="pagexiii" + id="pagexiii"></a>[pg xiii]</span> + + <p>In Favor of Tobacco <i>Samuel Rowlands</i> + <a href="#page52">52</a></p> + + <p>Ingin Summer <i>Eva Wilder McGlasson</i> + <a href="#page57">57</a></p> + + <p>Inscription for a Tobacco Jar <i>Cope's Tobacco + Plant</i> <a href="#page12">12</a></p> + + <p>In Rotten Row <i>W.E. Henley</i> + <a href="#page174">174</a></p> + + <p>In the ol' Tobacker Patch <i>S.Q. Lapius</i> + <a href="#page80">80</a></p> + + <p>In the smoke of my dear cigarito <i>Camilla K. von + K.</i> <a href="#page92">92</a></p> + + <p>Invocation to Tobacco <i>Henry James Mellen</i> + <a href="#page31">31</a></p> + + <p>In wreaths of Smoke <i>Frank Newton Holman</i> + <a href="#page46">46</a></p> + + <p>It may be Weeds <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page23">23</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>K.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"Keats took Snuff" <i>The Globe</i> + <a href="#page68">68</a></p> + + <p>Knickerbocker <i>Austin Dobson</i> + <a href="#page63">63</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>L.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Last Pipe, The <i>London Spectator</i> + <a href="#page12">12</a></p> + + <p>Latakia <i>T.B. Aldrich</i> + <a href="#page142">142</a></p> + + <p>Latest Comfort, The <i>F.W. Littleton Hay</i> + <a href="#page157">157</a></p> + + <p>Loss, A <i>Judy</i> <a href="#page128">128</a></p> + + <p>Lost Lotus, The <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page60">60</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>M.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Mćcenas Bids his Friend to Dine <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page81">81</a></p> + + <p>Meerschaum <i>Wrongfellow</i> + <a href="#page119">119</a></p> + + <p>Motto for a Tobacco Jar <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page12">12</a></p> + + <p>My After-Dinner Cloud <i>Henry S. Leigh</i> + <a href="#page143">143</a></p> + + <p>My Cigar <i>Arthur W. Gundry</i> + <a href="#page2">2</a></p> + + <p>My Cigarette <i>Richard Barnard</i> + <a href="#page52">52</a></p> + + <p>My Cigarette <i>Charles F. Lummis</i> + <a href="#page113">113</a></p> + + <p>My Cigarette <i>Tom Hall</i> + <a href="#page176">176</a></p> + + <p>My Friendly Pipe <i>Detroit Tribune</i> + <a href="#page94">94</a></p> + + <p>My Little Brown Pipe <i>Amelia E. Barr</i> + <a href="#page138">138</a></p> + + <p>My Meerschaum Pipe <i>Johnson M. Mundy</i> + <a href="#page123">123</a></p> + + <p>My Meerschaums <i>Charles F. Lummis</i> + <a href="#page131">131</a></p><span class="pagenum"><a name="pagexiv" + id="pagexiv"></a>[pg xiv]</span> + + <p>My Pipe <i>German Smoking Song</i> + <a href="#page7">7</a></p> + + <p>My Pipe and I <i>Elton J. Buckley</i> + <a href="#page106">106</a></p> + + <p>My Three Loves <i>Henry S. Leigh</i> + <a href="#page50">50</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>O.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ode of Thanks, A <i>James Russell Lowell</i> + <a href="#page33">33</a></p> + + <p>Ode to My Pipe <i>Andrew Wynter</i> + <a href="#page14">14</a></p> + + <p>Ode to Tobacco <i>Daniel Webster</i> + <a href="#page95">95</a></p> + + <p>Ode to Tobacco <i>C.S. Calverly</i> + <a href="#page134">134</a></p> + + <p>Old Clay Pipe, The <i>A.B. Van Fleet</i> + <a href="#page71">71</a></p> + + <p>Old Pipe of Mine <i>John J. Gormley</i> + <a href="#page83">83</a></p> + + <p>Old Sweetheart of Mine, An <i>James Whitcomb + Riley</i> <a href="#page165">165</a></p> + + <p>On a Broken Pipe <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page112">112</a></p> + + <p>On a Tobacco Jar <i>Bernard Barker</i> + <a href="#page38">38</a></p> + + <p>On Receipt of a Rare Pipe <i>W.H.B.</i> + <a href="#page135">135</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>P.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Patriotic Smoker's Lament <i>St. James Gazette</i> + <a href="#page41">41</a></p> + + <p>Pernicious Weed <i>William Cowper</i> + <a href="#page73">73</a></p> + + <p>Pipe and Tobacco <i>German Folk Song</i> + <a href="#page156">156</a></p> + + <p>Pipe Critic, The <i>Walter Littlefield</i> + <a href="#page115">115</a></p> + + <p>Pipe of Tobacco, A <i>John Usher</i> + <a href="#page15">15</a></p> + + <p>Pipe of Tobacco, A <i>Henry Fielding</i> + <a href="#page163">163</a></p> + + <p>Pipes and Beer <i>Edgar Fawcett</i> + <a href="#page178">178</a></p> + + <p>Pipe you make Yourself, The <i>Henry E. Brown</i> + <a href="#page172">172</a></p> + + <p>Poet's Pipe, The <i>Charles Baudelaire</i> + <a href="#page2">2</a></p> + + <p>Pot and a Pipe of Tobacco, A <i>Universal + Songster</i> <a href="#page169">169</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>S.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Scent of a good Cigar, The <i>Kate A. Carrington</i> + <a href="#page61">61</a></p> + + <p>Seasonable Sweets <i>C.</i> + <a href="#page23">23</a></p> + + <p>Sic Transit <i>W.B. Anderson</i> + <a href="#page108">108</a></p> + + <p>Sir Walter Raleigh! name of worth <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page158">158</a></p> + + <p>Smoke and Chess <i>Samuel W. Duffield</i> + <a href="#page10">10</a></p><span class="pagenum"><a name="pagexv" + id="pagexv"></a>[pg xv]</span> + + <p>Smoke is the Food of Lovers <i>Jacob Cats</i> + <a href="#page51">51</a></p> + + <p>Smoker's Reverie, The <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page17">17</a></p> + + <p>Smoker's Calendar, The <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page159">159</a></p> + + <p>Smoke Traveller, The <i>Irving Browne</i> #74</p> + + <p>Smoking Away <i>Francis Miles Finch</i> + <a href="#page98">98</a></p> + + <p>Smoking Song <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page77">77</a></p> + + <p>Smoking Spiritualized <i>Ralph Erskine</i> + <a href="#page148">148</a></p> + + <p>Song of the Smoke-Wreaths <i>L.T.A.</i> + <a href="#page9">9</a></p> + + <p>Song without a Name, A <i>W. Lloyd</i> + <a href="#page117">117</a></p> + + <p>Sublime Tobacco <i>Lord Byron</i> + <a href="#page97">97</a></p> + + <p>Sweet Smoking Pipe <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page146">146</a></p> + + <p>Symphony in Smoke, A <i>Harper's Bazaar</i> + <a href="#page22">22</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>T.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Those Ashes <i>R.K. Munkittrick</i> + <a href="#page130">130</a></p> + + <p>Titlepage Dedication <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page44">44</a></p> + + <p>To an Old Pipe <i>De Witt Sterry</i> + <a href="#page43">43</a></p> + + <p>To a Pipe of Tobacco <i>Gentleman's Magazine</i> + <a href="#page91">91</a></p> + + <p>Tobacco <i>George Wither</i> + <a href="#page86">86</a></p> + + <p>Tobacco <i>Thomas Jones</i> + <a href="#page151">151</a></p> + + <p>Tobacco is an Indian Weed <i>From "Pills to Purge + Melancholy"</i> <a href="#page150">150</a></p> + + <p>Tobacco, some say <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page164">164</a></p> + + <p>To C.F. Bradford <i>James Russell Lowell</i> + <a href="#page5">5</a></p> + + <p>To My Cigar <i>Charles Sprague</i> + <a href="#page62">62</a></p> + + <p>To My Cigar <i>Friedrich Marc</i> + <a href="#page165">165</a></p> + + <p>To My Meerschaum <i>P.D.R.</i> + <a href="#page82">82</a></p> + + <p>Too Great a Sacrifice <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page90">90</a></p> + + <p>To see her Pipe Awry <i>C.F.</i> + <a href="#page55">55</a></p> + + <p>To the Rev. Mr. Newton <i>William Cowper</i> + <a href="#page126">126</a></p> + + <p>To the Tobacco Pipe <i>The Meteor, London</i> + <a href="#page39">39</a></p> + + <p>True Leucothoë, The <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page129">129</a></p> + + <p>'Twas off the Blue Canaries <i>Joseph Warren + Fabens</i> <a href="#page140">140</a></p> + + <p>Two other Hearts <i>London Tobacco</i> + <a href="#page73">73</a></p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="pagexvi" + id="pagexvi"></a>[pg xvi]</span> + + <h4>V.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Valentine, A <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page113">113</a></p> + + <p>Virginia's kingly Plant <i>Anon.</i> + <a href="#page87">87</a></p> + + <p>Virginia Tobacco <i>Stanley Gregson</i> + <a href="#page31">31</a></p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>W.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Warning, A <i>Arthur Lovell</i> + <a href="#page124">124</a></p> + + <p>What I Like <i>H.L.</i> + <a href="#page131">131</a></p> + + <p>Winter Evening Hymn to My Fire, A <i>James Russell + Lowell</i> <a href="#page105">105</a></p> + + <p>With Pipe and Book <i>Richard Le Gallienne</i> + <a href="#page1">1</a></p> + </div> + </div> + <hr /> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="page1" + id="page1"></a>[pg 1]</span> + + <h1>PIPE AND POUCH</h1> + <hr class="short" /> + + <h2>WITH PIPE AND BOOK.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>With Pipe and Book at close of day,</p> + + <p>Oh, what is sweeter, mortal, say?</p> + + <p>It matters not what book on knee,</p> + + <p>Old Izaak or the Odyssey,</p> + + <p>It matters not meerschaum or clay.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And though one's eyes will dream astray,</p> + + <p>And lips forget to sue or sway,</p> + + <p>It is "enough to merely be,"</p> + + <p class="i2">With Pipe and Book.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What though our modern skies be gray,</p> + + <p>As bards aver, I will not pray</p> + + <p>For "soothing Death" to succor me,</p> + + <p>But ask this much, O Fate, of thee,</p> + + <p>A little longer yet to stay</p> + + <p class="i2">With Pipe and Book.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">RICHARD LE + GALLIENNE.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page2" + id="page2"></a>[pg 2]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A POET'S PIPE.</h2> + + <h4><i>From the French of Charles Baudelaire.</i></h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A poet's pipe am I,</p> + + <p>And my Abyssinian tint</p> + + <p>Is an unmistakable hint</p> + + <p>That he lays me not often by.</p> + + <p>When his soul is with grief o'erworn</p> + + <p>I smoke like the cottage where</p> + + <p>They are cooking the evening fare</p> + + <p>For the laborer's return.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I enfold and cradle his soul</p> + + <p>In the vapors moving and blue</p> + + <p>That mount from my fiery mouth;</p> + + <p>And there is power in my bowl</p> + + <p>To charm his spirit and soothe,</p> + + <p>And heal his weariness too.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">RICHARD HERNE SHEPHERD.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY CIGAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In spite of my physician, who is, <i>entre nous</i>, + a fogy,</p> + + <p>And for every little pleasure has some pathologic + bogy,</p> + + <p>Who will bear with no small vices, and grows + dismally prophetic</p> + + <p>If I wander from the weary way of virtue + dietetic;</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page3" + id="page3"></a>[pg 3]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In spite of dire forewarnings that my brains will + all be scattered,</p> + + <p>My memory extinguished, and my nervous system + shattered,</p> + + <p>That my hand will take to trembling, and my heart + begin to flutter,</p> + + <p>My digestion turn a rebel to my very bread and + butter;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As I puff this mild Havana, and its ashes slowly + lengthen,</p> + + <p>I feel my courage gather and my resolution + strengthen:</p> + + <p>I will smoke, and I will praise you, my cigar, and I + will light you</p> + + <p>With tobacco-phobic pamphlets by the learnéd prigs + who fight you!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let him who has a mistress to her eyebrow write a + sonnet,</p> + + <p>Let the lover of a lily pen a languid ode upon + it;</p> + + <p>In such sentimental subjects I'm a Philistine and + cynic,</p> + + <p>And prefer the inspiration drawn from sources + nicotinic.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So I sing of you, dear product of (I trust you are) + Havana,</p> + + <p>And if there's any question as to how my verses + scan, a</p> + + <p>Reason is my shyness in the Muses' aid invoking,</p> + + <p>As, like other ancient maidens, they perchance + object to + smoking.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page4" + id="page4"></a>[pg 4]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I have learnt with you the wisdom of contemplative + quiescence,</p> + + <p>While the world is in a ferment of unmeaning + effervescence,</p> + + <p>That its jar and rush and riot bring no good + one-half so sterling</p> + + <p>As your fleecy clouds of fragrance that are now + about me curling.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So, let stocks go up or downward, and let + politicians wrangle,</p> + + <p>Let the parsons and philosophers grope in a wordy + tangle,</p> + + <p>Let those who want them scramble for their dignities + or dollars,</p> + + <p>Be millionnaires or magnates, or senators or + scholars.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I will puff my mild Havana, and I quietly will + query,</p> + + <p>Whether, when the strife is over, and the combatants + are weary,</p> + + <p>Their gains will be more brilliant than its faint + expiring flashes,</p> + + <p>Or more solid than this panful of its dead and sober + ashes.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ARTHUR W. + GUNDRY.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page5" + id="page5"></a>[pg 5]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO C.F. BRADFORD.</h2> + + <h4><i>On the Gift of a Meerschaum Pipe.</i></h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The pipe came safe, and welcome, too,</p> + + <p>As anything must be from you;</p> + + <p>A meerschaum pure, 'twould float as light</p> + + <p>As she the girls called Amphitrite.</p> + + <p>Mixture divine of foam and clay,</p> + + <p>From both it stole the best away:</p> + + <p>Its foam is such as crowns the glow</p> + + <p>Of beakers brimmed by Veuve Clicquot;</p> + + <p>Its clay is but congested lymph</p> + + <p>Jove chose to make some choicer nymph;</p> + + <p>And here combined,—why, this must be</p> + + <p>The birth of some enchanted sea,</p> + + <p>Shaped to immortal form, the type</p> + + <p>And very Venus of a pipe.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When high I heap it with the weed</p> + + <p>From Lethe wharf, whose potent seed</p> + + <p>Nicotia, big from Bacchus, bore</p> + + <p>And cast upon Virginia's shore,</p> + + <p>I'll think,—So fill the fairer bowl</p> + + <p>And wise alembic of thy soul,</p> + + <p>With herbs far-sought that shall distil,</p> + + <p>Not fumes to slacken thought and will,</p> + + <p>But bracing essences that nerve</p> + + <p>To wait, to dare, to strive, to + serve.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page6" + id="page6"></a>[pg 6]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When curls the smoke in eddies soft,</p> + + <p>And hangs a shifting dream aloft,</p> + + <p>That gives and takes, though chance-designed,</p> + + <p>The impress of the dreamer's mind,</p> + + <p>I'll think,—So let the vapors bred</p> + + <p>By passion, in the heart or head,</p> + + <p>Pass off and upward into space,</p> + + <p>Waving farewells of tenderest grace,</p> + + <p>Remembered in some happier time,</p> + + <p>To blend their beauty with my rhyme.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>While slowly o'er its candid bowl</p> + + <p>The color deepens (as the soul</p> + + <p>That burns in mortals leaves its trace</p> + + <p>Of bale or beauty on the face),</p> + + <p>I'll think,—So let the essence rare</p> + + <p>Of years consuming make me fair;</p> + + <p>So, 'gainst the ills of life profuse,</p> + + <p>Steep me in some narcotic juice;</p> + + <p>And if my soul must part with all</p> + + <p>That whiteness which we greenness call,</p> + + <p>Smooth back, O Fortune, half thy frown,</p> + + <p>And make me beautifully brown!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Dream-forger, I refill thy cup</p> + + <p>With reverie's wasteful pittance up,</p> + + <p>And while the fire burns slow away,</p> + + <p>Hiding itself in ashes gray,</p> + + <p>I'll think,—As inward Youth retreats,</p> + + <p>Compelled to spare his wasting + heats,</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page7" + id="page7"></a>[pg 7]</span> + + <p>When Life's Ash-Wednesday comes about,</p> + + <p>And my head's gray with fires burnt out,</p> + + <p>While stays one spark to light the eye,</p> + + <p>With the last flash of memory,</p> + + <p>'Twill leap to welcome C.F.B.,</p> + + <p>Who sent my favorite pipe to me.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When love grows cool, thy fire still warms me;</p> + + <p>When friends are fled, thy presence charms me.</p> + + <p>If thou art full, though purse be bare,</p> + + <p>I smoke, and cast away all care!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>German Smoking Song.</i></p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE FARMER'S PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Make a picture, dreamy smoke,</p> + + <p class="i2">In my still and cosey room;</p> + + <p>From the fading past evoke</p> + + <p class="i2">Forms that breathe of summer's bloom.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Bashful Will and rosy Nell—</p> + + <p class="i2">Ah, I watch them now at play</p> + + <p>By the mossy wayside well</p> + + <p class="i2">As I did twelve years + to-day.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page8" + id="page8"></a>[pg 8]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We were younger then, my pipe:</p> + + <p class="i2">You are dingy now and worn;</p> + + <p>And my fruit is more than ripe,</p> + + <p class="i2">And my fields are brown and shorn.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Nell has merry eyes of blue,</p> + + <p class="i2">And is timid, pure, and mild;</p> + + <p>Will is fair and brave and true,</p> + + <p class="i2">And a neighboring farmer's child.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Little maid is busy, too,</p> + + <p class="i2">Making rare, fictitious pies,</p> + + <p>Just as any wife would do,</p> + + <p class="i2">Looking, meanwhile, wondrous wise.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Drawing water from the well,</p> + + <p class="i2">Delving sand upon the hill,</p> + + <p>Going here and there for Nell,—</p> + + <p class="i2">That's her helpmate, willing Will.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Yonder, in the waning light,</p> + + <p class="i2">Hand in hand the truants come,</p> + + <p>Nell so fearful lest the night</p> + + <p class="i2">Should fall around her far from home.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Fading, fading, skyward flies</p> + + <p class="i2">This joy-picture you have limned;</p> + + <p>Pipe of mine, the quiet skies</p> + + <p class="i2">Of my life you leave + undimmed.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page9" + id="page9"></a>[pg 9]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Nell and Will are lovers now;</p> + + <p class="i2">There they stray in dying light.</p> + + <p>That's a kiss! Ah, well, somehow</p> + + <p class="i2">Nell's no more afraid at night!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">GEORGE COOPER.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>SONG OF THE SMOKE-WREATHS.</h2> + + <h4><i>Sung to the Smokers.</i></h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Not like clouds that cap the mountains,</p> + + <p class="i2">Not like mists that mask the sea,</p> + + <p>Not like vapors round the fountains,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Soft and clear and warm are we.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Hear the tempest, how its minions</p> + + <p class="i2">Tear the clouds and heap the snows!</p> + + <p>No storm-rage is in our pinions;</p> + + <p class="i2">Who knows us, 'tis peace he knows.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Soaring from the burning censers,</p> + + <p class="i2">Stealing forth through all the air,</p> + + <p>Hovering as the mild dispensers</p> + + <p class="i2">Over you of blisses rare,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Softly float we, softly blend we,</p> + + <p class="i2">Tinted from the deep blue sky,</p> + + <p>Scented from the myrrh-lands, bend we</p> + + <p class="i2">Downward to you ere we + die.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page10" + id="page10"></a>[pg 10]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ease we bring, and airy fancies,</p> + + <p class="i2">Sober thoughts with visions gay,</p> + + <p>Peace profound with daring glances</p> + + <p class="i2">Through the clouds to endless day.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Not like clouds that cap the mountains,</p> + + <p class="i2">Not like mists that mask the sea,</p> + + <p>Not like vapors round the fountains,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Soft and clear and warm are we.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">L.T.A., in <i>London Society</i>.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>SMOKE AND CHESS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We were sitting at chess as the sun went down;</p> + + <p>And he, from his meerschaum's glossy brown,</p> + + <p>With a ring of smoke made his king a crown.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The cherry stem, with its amber tip,</p> + + <p>Thoughtfully rested on his lip,</p> + + <p>As the goblet's rim from which heroes sip.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And, looking out through the early green,</p> + + <p>He called on his patron saint, I ween,—</p> + + <p>That misty maiden, Saint Nicotine,—</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>While ever rested that crown so fair,</p> + + <p>Poised in the warm and pulseless air,</p> + + <p>On the carven chessman's ivory + hair.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page11" + id="page11"></a>[pg 11]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Dreamily wandered the game along,</p> + + <p>Quietly moving at even-song,</p> + + <p>While the striving kings stood firm and strong,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Until that one which of late was crowned</p> + + <p>Flinched from a knight's determined bound,</p> + + <p>And in sullen majesty left the ground,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Reeling back; and it came to pass</p> + + <p>That, waiting to mutter no funeral mass,</p> + + <p>A bishop had dealt him the <i>coup de grace</i>.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And so, as we sat, we reasoned still</p> + + <p>Of fate and of fortune, of human will,</p> + + <p>And what are the purposes men fulfil.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For we see at last, when the truth arrives,</p> + + <p>The moves on the chess-board of our + lives,—</p> + + <p>That fields may be lost, though the king + survives.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Not always he whom the world reveres</p> + + <p>Merits its honor or wins its cheers,</p> + + <p>Standing the best at the end of the years.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Not always he who has lost the fight</p> + + <p>Rises again with the coming light,</p> + + <p>Battles anew for his ancient right.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">SAMUEL W. + DUFFIELD.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page12" + id="page12"></a>[pg 12]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>INSCRIPTION FOR A TOBACCO JAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Keep me at hand; and as my fumes arise,</p> + + <p>You'll find <i>a jar</i> the gates of Paradise.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Copes Tobacco Plant.</i></p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MOTTO FOR A TOBACCO JAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Come! don't refuse sweet Nicotina's aid,</p> + + <p class="i2">But woo the goddess through a yard of + clay;</p> + + <p>And soon you'll own she is the fairest maid</p> + + <p class="i2">To stifle pain, and drive old Care + away.</p> + + <p>Nor deem it waste; what though to ash she burns,</p> + + <p>If for your outlay you get good returns!</p> + </div> + </div> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE LAST PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When head is sick and brain doth swim,</p> + + <p>And heavy hangs each unstrung limb,</p> + + <p>'Tis sweet through smoke-puffs, wreathing slow,</p> + + <p>To watch the firelight flash or glow.</p> + + <p>As each soft cloud floats up on high,</p> + + <p>Some worry takes its wings to fly;</p> + + <p>And Fancy dances with the flame,</p> + + <p>Who lay so labor-crammed and lame;</p> + + <p>While the spent Will, the slack Desire,</p> + + <p>Re-kindle at the dying fire,</p> + + <p>And burn to meet the morrow's sun</p> + + <p>With all its day's work to be + done.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page13" + id="page13"></a>[pg 13]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The tedious tangle of the Law,</p> + + <p>Your work ne'er done without some flaw;</p> + + <p>Those ghastly streets that drive one mad,</p> + + <p>With children joyless, elders sad,</p> + + <p>Young men unmanly, girls going by</p> + + <p>Bold-voiced, with eyes unmaidenly;</p> + + <p>Christ dead two thousand years agone,</p> + + <p>And kingdom come still all unwon;</p> + + <p>Your own slack self that will not rise</p> + + <p>Whole-hearted for the great emprise,—</p> + + <p>Well, all these dark thoughts of the day</p> + + <p>As thin smoke's shadow drift away.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And all those magic mists unclose,</p> + + <p>And a girl's face amid them grows,—</p> + + <p>The very look she's wont to wear,</p> + + <p>The wild rose blossoms in her hair,</p> + + <p>The wondrous depths of her pure eyes,</p> + + <p>The maiden soul that 'neath them lies,</p> + + <p>That fears to meet, yet will not fly,</p> + + <p>Your stranger spirit drawing nigh.</p> + + <p>What if our times seem sliding down?</p> + + <p>She lives, creation's flower and crown.</p> + + <p>What if your way seems dull and long?</p> + + <p>Each tiny triumph over wrong,</p> + + <p>Each effort up through sloth and fear,</p> + + <p>And she and you are brought more near.</p> + + <p>So rapping out these ashes light,—</p> + + <p>"My pipe, you've served me well to-night."</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>London + Spectator</i>.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page14" + id="page14"></a>[pg 14]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>ODE TO MY PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>O Blessed pipe,</p> + + <p>That now I clutch within my gripe,</p> + + <p>What joy is in thy smooth, round bowl,</p> + + <p class="i8">As black as coal!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So sweetly wed</p> + + <p>To thy blanched, gradual thread,</p> + + <p>Like Desdemona to the Moor,</p> + + <p class="i8">Thou pleasure's core.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What woman's lip</p> + + <p>Could ever give, like thy red tip,</p> + + <p>Such unremitting store of bliss,</p> + + <p class="i8">Or such a kiss?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, let me toy,</p> + + <p>Ixion-like, with cloudy joy;</p> + + <p>Thy stem with a most gentle slant</p> + + <p class="i8">I eye askant!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Unseen, unheard,</p> + + <p>Thy dreamy nectar is transferred,</p> + + <p>The while serenity astride</p> + + <p class="i8">Thy neck doth ride.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A burly cloud</p> + + <p>Doth now thy outward beauties shroud:</p> + + <p>And now a film doth upward creep,</p> + + <p class="i8">Cuddling the + cheek.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page15" + id="page15"></a>[pg 15]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And now a ring,</p> + + <p>A mimic silver quoit, takes wing;</p> + + <p>Another and another mount on high,</p> + + <p class="i8">Then spread and die.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>They say in story</p> + + <p>That good men have a crown of glory;</p> + + <p>O beautiful and good, behold</p> + + <p class="i8">The crowns unfold!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How did they live?</p> + + <p>What pleasure could the Old World give</p> + + <p>That ancient miserable lot</p> + + <p class="i8">When thou wert not?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, woe betide!</p> + + <p>My oldest, dearest friend hath died,—</p> + + <p>Died in my hand quite unaware,</p> + + <p class="i8">Oh, Baccy rare!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANDREW WYNTER.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>A PIPE OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let the toper regale in his tankard of ale,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or with alcohol moisten his thrapple,</p> + + <p>Only give me, I pray, a good pipe of soft clay,</p> + + <p class="i2">Nicely tapered and thin in the + stapple;</p> + + <p>And I shall puff, puff, let who will say, + "Enough!"</p> + + <p class="i2">No luxury else I'm in lack o',</p> + + <p>No malice I hoard 'gainst queen, prince, duke, or + lord,</p> + + <p class="i2">While I pull at my pipe of + tobacco.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page16" + id="page16"></a>[pg 16]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When I feel the hot strife of the battle of + life,</p> + + <p class="i2">And the prospect is aught but + enticin',</p> + + <p>Mayhap some real ill, like a protested bill,</p> + + <p class="i2">Dims the sunshine that tinged the + horizon:</p> + + <p>Only let me puff, puff,—be they ever so + rough,</p> + + <p class="i2">All the sorrows of life I lose track + o',</p> + + <p>The mists disappear, and the vista is clear,</p> + + <p class="i2">With a soothing mild pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And when joy after pain, like the sun after + rain,</p> + + <p class="i2">Stills the waters, long turbid and + troubled,</p> + + <p>That life's current may flow with a ruddier + glow,</p> + + <p class="i2">And the sense of enjoyment be + doubled,—</p> + + <p>Oh! let me puff, puff, till I feel <i>quantum + suff.</i>,</p> + + <p class="i2">Such luxury still I'm in lack o';</p> + + <p>Be joy ever so sweet, it would be incomplete,</p> + + <p class="i2">Without a good pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Should my recreant muse—sometimes apt to + refuse</p> + + <p class="i2">The guidance of bit and of + bridle—</p> + + <p>Still blankly demur, spite of whip and spur,</p> + + <p class="i2">Unimpassioned, inconstant, or idle;</p> + + <p>Only let me puff, puff, till the brain cries, + "Enough!"</p> + + <p class="i2">Such excitement is all I'm in lack + o',</p> + + <p>And the poetic vein soon to fancy gives rein,</p> + + <p class="i2">Inspired by a pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And when, with one accord, round the jovial + board,</p> + + <p class="i2">In friendship our bosoms are glowing,</p> + + <p>While with toast and with song we the evening + prolong,</p> + + <p class="i2">And with nectar the goblets are + flowing;</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page17" + id="page17"></a>[pg 17]</span> + + <p>Still let us puff, puff,—be life smooth, be it + rough,</p> + + <p class="i2">Such enjoyment we're ever in lack o';</p> + + <p>The more peace and good-will will abound as we + fill</p> + + <p class="i2">A jolly good pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JOHN USHER.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>EPITAPH</h2> + + <h4><i>On a Young Lady who Desired that Tobacco Might be + Planted Over her Grave.</i></h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let no cold marble o'er my body rise—</p> + + <p>But only earth above, and sunny skies.</p> + + <p>Thus would I lowly lie in peaceful rest,</p> + + <p>Nursing the Herb Divine from out my breast.</p> + + <p>Green let it grow above this clay of mine,</p> + + <p>Deriving strength from strength that I resign.</p> + + <p>So in the days to come, when I'm beyond</p> + + <p>This fickle life, will come my lovers fond,</p> + + <p>And gazing on the plant, their grief restrain</p> + + <p>In whispering, "Lo! dear Anna blooms again!"</p> + </div> + </div> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE SMOKER'S REVERIE.</h2> + + <h4>(<i>October.</i>)</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I'm sitting at dusk 'neath the old beechen tree,</p> + + <p>With its leaves by the autumn made ripe;</p> + + <p>While they cling to the stems like old age unto + life,</p> + + <p>I dream of the days when I'll rest from this + strife,</p> + + <p class="i2">And in peace smoke my brierwood + pipe.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page18" + id="page18"></a>[pg 18]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>O my brierwood pipe!—of bright fancy the + twin,</p> + + <p class="i2">What a medley of forms you create;</p> + + <p>Every puff of white smoke seems a vision as fair</p> + + <p>As the poet's bright dream, and like dreams fades in + air,</p> + + <p class="i2">While the dreamer dreams on of his + fate.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The fleecy white clouds that now float in the + sky,</p> + + <p class="i2">Form the visions I love most to see;</p> + + <p>Fairy shapes that I saw in my boyhood's first + dreams</p> + + <p>Seem to beckon me on, while beyond them there + gleams</p> + + <p class="i2">A bright future, in waiting for me.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>O my brierwood pipe! I ne'er loved thee as now,</p> + + <p class="i2">As that fair form and face steal + above;</p> + + <p>See, she beckons me on to where roses are + spread,</p> + + <p>And she points to my fancy the bright land + ahead,</p> + + <p class="i2">Where the winds whisper nothing but + love.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, answer, my pipe, shall my dream be as fair</p> + + <p class="i2">When it changes to dreams of the + past?</p> + + <p>When autumn's chill winds make this leaf look as + sere</p> + + <p>As the leaves on the beech-tree that shelters me + here,</p> + + <p class="i2">Will the tree's <i>heart</i> be chilled + by the blast?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>While musing, around me has gathered a heap</p> + + <p class="i2">Of the leaflets, all dying and dead;</p> + + <p>And I see in my reverie plainly revealed</p> + + <p>The slope of life's hill, in my boyhood + concealed</p> + + <p class="i2">By the forms that fair fancy had + bred.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page19" + id="page19"></a>[pg 19]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>While I sit on the banks of the beautiful + stream,</p> + + <p class="i2">Picking roses that bloom by its side,</p> + + <p>I know that the shallop will certainly come,</p> + + <p>When the roses are withered, to carry me home,</p> + + <p class="i2">And that life will go out with the + tide.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>O my brierwood pipe! may the heart be as light</p> + + <p>When memory supplanteth the dream;</p> + + <p>When the sun has gone down may the sunbeam + remain,</p> + + <p>And life's roses, though dead, all their fragrance + retain,</p> + + <p class="i2">Till they catch at Eternity's gleam.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>A BRIEF PUFF OF SMOKE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Great Doctor Parr, the learned Whig,</p> + + <p>Ne'er deemed the smoke-cloud <i>infra dig.</i>,</p> + + <p>In which you could not see his wig,</p> + + <p class="i8">Involved in clouds of smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Quaint Lamb his wit would oft enshroud</p> + + <p>In smoke-igniting laughter loud,</p> + + <p>Like summer thunder in the cloud,—</p> + + <p class="i8">The lightning in the smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Dean Swift "died at the top;" his head</p> + + <p>Had drifting clouds when wit had fled:</p> + + <p>Dull care lurked in his brain, instead</p> + + <p class="i8">Of blowing out in + smoke.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page20" + id="page20"></a>[pg 20]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And Cowper mild—no smoker he,</p> + + <p>Bard of the sofa and bohea—</p> + + <p>Complained his "dear friend Bull" not free</p> + + <p class="i8">From lowering Stygian smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Clouds in his non-inebriate nob</p> + + <p>Were doomed the tea tables to rob,</p> + + <p>Inflicting many a painful throb</p> + + <p class="i8">On one who could not smoke!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Smoke on! it is the steam of life,</p> + + <p>The smoother of the waves of strife;</p> + + <p>Where chimneys smoke, or scolds the wife,</p> + + <p class="i8">The counteraction—smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We ride and work and weave by steam,</p> + + <p>Till ages past seem like a dream</p> + + <p>In a new world whose dawning beam</p> + + <p class="i8">Is redolent of smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We travel like a comet wild</p> + + <p>On which some distant sun had smiled,</p> + + <p>And from his orbit thus beguiled</p> + + <p class="i8">With a long tail of smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The clouds arise from smoking seas,</p> + + <p>And give, with each conveying breeze,</p> + + <p>Life to the "weed," and herbs, and trees,</p> + + <p class="i8">Which turn again to + smoke.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page21" + id="page21"></a>[pg 21]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>All nations smoke! Havana's pother</p> + + <p>Smokes friendly with its Broseley brother:</p> + + <p>The world's one end puffs to the other,</p> + + <p class="i8">In amicable smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When plague and pestilence go forth,</p> + + <p>And to diseases dire give birth,</p> + + <p>Which walk in darkness through the earth,</p> + + <p class="i8">I clothe myself in smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I smoke through desolating years,</p> + + <p>Tabooed from fever, void of fears,</p> + + <p>And when some dreaded pest appears,</p> + + <p class="i8">I call in Doctor Smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Go, reader! perfume ladies' hair</p> + + <p>And scent the ringlets of the fair</p> + + <p>With eau Cologne and odors rare</p> + + <p class="i8">Aloof from healthy smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Go babble at the ball and rout,</p> + + <p>And smirk with high-born dames who doubt:</p> + + <p>Thy flames are quenched, thy fires are out,</p> + + <p class="i8">And sinking into smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"Better," said Johnson, great in name,</p> + + <p>"It were, when poets droop in fame,</p> + + <p>To see smoke brighten into flame,</p> + + <p class="i8">Than flames sink into smoke."</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">SELIM: <i>Eclectic + Magazine</i>.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page22" + id="page22"></a>[pg 22]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A SYMPHONY IN SMOKE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A pretty, piquant, pouting pet,</p> + + <p>Who likes to muse and take her ease,</p> + + <p>She loves to smoke a cigarette;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To dream in silken hammockette,</p> + + <p>And sing and swing beneath the trees,</p> + + <p>A pretty, piquant, pouting pet.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Her Christian name is Violet;</p> + + <p>Her eyes are blue as summer skies;</p> + + <p>She loves to smoke a cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As calm as babe in bassinette,</p> + + <p>She swingeth in the summer breeze,</p> + + <p>A pretty, piquant, pouting pet.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>She ponders o'er a novelette;</p> + + <p>Her parasol is Japanese;</p> + + <p>She loves to smoke a cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>She loves a fume without a fret;</p> + + <p>Her frills are white, her frock + <i>cérise</i>,—</p> + + <p>A pretty, pouting, piquant pet.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>She almost goes to sleep, and yet,</p> + + <p>Half-lulled by booming honey-bees,</p> + + <p>She loves to smoke a + cigarette.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page23" + id="page23"></a>[pg 23]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A winsome, clever, cool coquette,</p> + + <p>Who flouts all Grundian decrees,—</p> + + <p>pretty, pouting, piquant pet,</p> + + <p>That loves to smoke a cigarette.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Harper's Bazaar</i>.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>IT MAY BE WEEDS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It may be weeds</p> + + <p class="i2">I've gathered too;</p> + + <p>But even weeds may be</p> + + <p class="i2">As fragrant as</p> + + <p class="i2">The fairest flower</p> + + <p>With some sweet memory.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>SEASONABLE SWEETS.</h2> + + <h4>"<i>Don't be flowery, Jacob.</i>"—CHARLES + DICKENS.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When the year is young, what sweets are flung</p> + + <p class="i2">By the violets, hiding, dim,</p> + + <p>And the lilac that sways her censers high,</p> + + <p class="i2">Whilst the skylark chants a hymn!</p> + + <p>How sweet is the scent of the daffodil bloom,</p> + + <p class="i2">When blithe spring decks each spray,</p> + + <p>And the flowering thorn sheds rare perfume</p> + + <p class="i2">Through the beautiful month of May!</p> + + <p>What a dainty pet is the mignonette,</p> + + <p class="i2">Whose sweets wide scattered are!</p> + + <p>But sweeter to me than all these yet</p> + + <p class="i2">Is the scent of a prime + cigar!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page24" + id="page24"></a>[pg 24]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Delicious airs waft the fields of June,</p> + + <p class="i2">When the beans are all in flower;</p> + + <p>The woodruff is fragrant in the hedge,</p> + + <p class="i2">And the woodbine in the bower.</p> + + <p>Sweet eglantine doth her garlands twine</p> + + <p class="i2">For the blithe hours as they run,</p> + + <p>And balmily sighs the meadow-sweet,</p> + + <p class="i2">That is all in love with the sun,</p> + + <p>Whilst new-mown hay o'er the hedgerows gay</p> + + <p class="i2">Flings odorous airs afar;</p> + + <p>Yet sweeter than these on the passing breeze</p> + + <p class="i2">Is the scent of a prime cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When all the beauties of Flora's court</p> + + <p class="i2">Smile on the gay parterre,</p> + + <p>What glorious color, what exquisite form,</p> + + <p class="i2">And dainty scents are there!</p> + + <p>They bask in the beam, and bend by the stream,</p> + + <p class="i2">Like beautiful nymphs at play,</p> + + <p>Holding dew-pearls up in each nectar cup</p> + + <p class="i2">To the glorious God of Day.</p> + + <p>Oh, their lives are sweet, but all too brief,</p> + + <p class="i2">And death doth their sweetness mar;</p> + + <p>But fragrance fine is forever thine,</p> + + <p class="i2">My well-beloved cigar!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">C.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page25" + id="page25"></a>[pg 25]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>GEORDIE TO HIS TOBACCO-PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Good pipe, old friend, old black and colored + friend,</p> + + <p>Whom I have smoked these fourteen years and + more,</p> + + <p>My best companion, faithful to the end,</p> + + <p>Faithful to death through all thy fiery core,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How shall I sing thy praises, or proclaim</p> + + <p>The generous virtues which I've found in thee?</p> + + <p>I know thou carest not a whit for fame,</p> + + <p>And hast no thought but how to comfort me,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And serve my needs, and humor every mood;</p> + + <p>But love and friendship do my heart constrain</p> + + <p>To give thee all I can for much of good</p> + + <p>Which thou hast rendered me in joy and pain.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Say, then, old honest meerschaum! shall I weave</p> + + <p>Thy history together with my own?</p> + + <p>Of late I never see thee but I grieve</p> + + <p>For him whose gift thou wert—forever gone!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Gone to his grave amidst the vines of France,</p> + + <p>He, all so good, so beautiful, and wise;</p> + + <p>And this dear giver doth thyself enhance,</p> + + <p>And makes thee doubly precious in mine eyes.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For he was one of Nature's rarest men,—</p> + + <p>Poet and preacher, lover of his kind,</p> + + <p>True-hearted man of God, whose like again</p> + + <p>In this world's journey I may never + find.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page26" + id="page26"></a>[pg 26]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I know not if the shadow of his soul,</p> + + <p>Or the divine effulgence of his heart,</p> + + <p>Has through thy veins in mystic silence stole;</p> + + <p>But thou to me dost seem of him a part.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>His hands have touched thee, and his lips have + drawn,</p> + + <p>As mine, full many an inspiring cloud</p> + + <p>From thy great burning heart, at night and morn;</p> + + <p>And thou art here, whilst he lies in his shroud!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And here am I, his friend and thine, old pipe!</p> + + <p>And he has often sat my chair beside,</p> + + <p>As he was wont to sit in living type,</p> + + <p>Of many companies the flower and pride,—</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Sat by my side, and talked to me the while,</p> + + <p>Invisible to every eye save mine,</p> + + <p>And smiled upon me as he used to smile</p> + + <p>When we three sat o'er our good cups of wine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ah, happy days, when the old Chapel House,</p> + + <p>Of the old Forest Chapel, rang with mirth,</p> + + <p>And the great joy of our divine carouse,</p> + + <p>As we hobnobbed it by the blazing hearth!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We never more, old pipe, shall see those days,</p> + + <p>Whose memories lie like pictures in my mind;</p> + + <p>But thou and I will go the self-same ways,</p> + + <p>E'en though we leave all other friends + behind.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page27" + id="page27"></a>[pg 27]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And for thy sake, and for my own, and his,</p> + + <p>We will be one, as we have ever been,</p> + + <p>Thou dear old friend, with thy most honest phiz,</p> + + <p>And no new faces come our loves between.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>II.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Thou hast thy separate virtues, honest pipe!</p> + + <p>Apart from all the memory of friends:</p> + + <p>For thou art mellow, old, and black, and ripe;</p> + + <p>And the good weed that in its smoke ascends</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>From thy rare bowl doth scent the liberal air</p> + + <p>With incense richer than the woods of Ind.</p> + + <p>E'en to the barren palate of despair</p> + + <p>(Inhaled through cedar tubes from glorious + Scinde!)</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It hath a charm would quicken into life,</p> + + <p>And make the heart gush out in streams of love,</p> + + <p>And the earth, dead before, with beauty rife,</p> + + <p>And full of flowers as heaven of stars above.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It is thy virtue and peculiar gift,</p> + + <p>Thou sooty wizard of the potent weed;</p> + + <p>No other pipe can thus the soul uplift,</p> + + <p>Or such rare fancies and high musings breed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I've tried full many of thy kith and kind,</p> + + <p>Dug from thy native Asiatic clay,</p> + + <p>Fashioned by cunning hand and curious mind</p> + + <p>Into all shapes and features, grave and + gay,—</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page28" + id="page28"></a>[pg 28]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Black niggers' heads with their white-livered + eyes</p> + + <p>Glaring in fiery horror through the smoke,</p> + + <p>And monstrous dragons stained with bloody dyes,</p> + + <p>And comelier forms; but all save thee I broke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For though, like thee, each pipe was black and + old,</p> + + <p>They were not wiser for their many years,</p> + + <p>Nor knew thy sorcery though set in gold,</p> + + <p>Nor had thy tropic taste,—these proud + compeers!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Like great John Paul, who would have loved thee + well,</p> + + <p>Thou art the "only one" of all thy race;</p> + + <p>Nor shall another comrade near thee dwell,</p> + + <p>Old King of pipes! my study's pride and grace!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>III.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Thus have I made "assurance doubly sure,"</p> + + <p>And sealed it twice, that thou shalt reign + alone!</p> + + <p>And as the dainty bee doth search for pure,</p> + + <p>Sweet honey till his laden thighs do groan</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>With their sweet burden, tasting nothing foul,</p> + + <p>So thou of best tobacco shalt be filled;</p> + + <p>And when the starry midnight wakes the owl,</p> + + <p>And the lorn nightingale her song has trilled,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I, with my lamp and books, as is my wont,</p> + + <p>Will give thee of the choicest of all + climes,—</p> + + <p>Black Cavendish, full-flavored, full of juice,</p> + + <p>Pale Turkish, famed through all the Osman + times,</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page29" + id="page29"></a>[pg 29]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Dark Latakia, Syrian, Persia's pride,</p> + + <p>And sweet Virginian, sweeter than them all!</p> + + <p>Oh, rich bouquet of plants! fit for a bride</p> + + <p>Who, blushing, waits the happy bridegroom's + call!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And these shall be thy food, thy dainty food,</p> + + <p>And we together will their luxury share,</p> + + <p>Voluptuous tumults stealing through the blood,</p> + + <p>Voluptuous visions filling all the air!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I will not thee profane with impious shag,</p> + + <p>Nor poison thee with nigger-head and twist,</p> + + <p>Nor with Kentucky, though the planters brag</p> + + <p>That it hath virtues all the rest have missed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>These are for porters, loafers, and the scum,</p> + + <p>Who have no sense for the diviner weeds,</p> + + <p>Who drink their muddy beer and muddier rum,</p> + + <p>Insatiate, like dogs in all their greeds.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But not for thee nor me these things obscene;</p> + + <p>We have a higher pleasure, purer taste.</p> + + <p>My draughts have been with thee of hippocrene,</p> + + <p>And our delights intelligent and chaste.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>IV.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Intelligent and chaste since we have held</p> + + <p>Commune together on the world's highway;</p> + + <p>No Falstaff failings have my mind impelled</p> + + <p>To do misdeeds of sack by night or + day;</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page30" + id="page30"></a>[pg 30]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But we have ever erred on virtue's side—</p> + + <p>At least we should have done—but woe is + me!</p> + + <p>I fear in this my statement I have lied,</p> + + <p>For ghosts, like moonlight shadows on the sea,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Crowd thick around me from the shadowy + past,—</p> + + <p>Ghosts of old memories reeling drunk with wine!</p> + + <p>And boon companions, Lysius-like, and vast</p> + + <p>In their proportions as the god divine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I do confess my sins, and here implore</p> + + <p>The aid of "Rare Old Ben" and other ghosts</p> + + <p>That I may sin again, but rarely more,</p> + + <p>Responsive only unto royal toasts.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For, save these sins, I am a saintly man,</p> + + <p>And live like other saints on prayer and praise,</p> + + <p>My long face longer, if life be a span,</p> + + <p>Than any two lives in these saintly days.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So let me smoke and drink and do good deeds,</p> + + <p>And boast the doing like a Pharisee;</p> + + <p>Am I not holy if I love the creeds,</p> + + <p>Even though my drinking sins choke up the sea?</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">GEORGE S. PHILLIPS (JANUARY SEARLE):<br /> + <i>The Gypsies of the Dane's + Dike.</i></p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page31" + id="page31"></a>[pg 31]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>INVOCATION TO TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Weed of the strange flower, weed of the earth,</p> + + <p>Killer of dulness, parent of mirth,</p> + + <p>Come in the sad hour, come in the gay,</p> + + <p>Appear in the night, or in the day,—</p> + + <p>Still thou art welcome as June's blooming rose,</p> + + <p>Joy of the palate, delight of the nose.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Weed of the green field, weed of the wild,</p> + + <p>Fostered in freedom, America's child,</p> + + <p>Come in Virginia, come in Havana,</p> + + <p>Friend of the universe, sweeter than + manna,—</p> + + <p>Still thou art welcome, rich, fragrant, and + ripe,</p> + + <p>Pride of the tube-case, delight of the pipe.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Weed of the savage, weed of each pole,</p> + + <p>Comforting, soothing, philosophy's soul,</p> + + <p>Come in the snuff-box, come in cigar,</p> + + <p>In Strasburgh and King's, come from afar,—</p> + + <p>Still thou art welcome, the purest, the best,</p> + + <p>Joy of earth's millions, forever carest.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">HENRY JAMES MELLEN.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>VIRGINIA TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Two maiden dames of sixty-two</p> + + <p class="i2">Together long had dwelt;</p> + + <p>Neither, alas! of love so true</p> + + <p class="i2">The bitter pang had + felt.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page32" + id="page32"></a>[pg 32]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But age comes on, they say, apace,</p> + + <p class="i2">To warn us of our death,</p> + + <p>And wrinkles mar the fairest face,—</p> + + <p class="i2">At last it stops our breath.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>One of these dames tormented sore</p> + + <p class="i2">With that curst pang, toothache,</p> + + <p>Was at a loss for such a bore</p> + + <p class="i2">What remedy to take.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"I've heard," thought she, "this ill to cure,</p> + + <p class="i2">A pipe is good, they say.</p> + + <p>Well then, tobacco I'll endure,</p> + + <p class="i2">And smoke the pain away."</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The pipe was lit, the tooth soon well,</p> + + <p class="i2">And she retired to rest,</p> + + <p>When then the other ancient belle</p> + + <p class="i2">Her spinster maid addressed,—</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"Let me request a favor, pray"—</p> + + <p class="i2">"I'll do it if I can"—</p> + + <p>"Oh! well, then, love, smoke every day,</p> + + <p class="i2"><i>You smell so like a man!</i>"</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">Attributed to JOHN STANLEY + GREGSON.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page33" + id="page33"></a>[pg 33]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>AN ODE OF THANKS FOR CERTAIN CIGARS.</h2> + + <h4><i>To Charles Eliot Norton.</i></h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Luck, my dear Norton, still makes shifts,</p> + + <p>To mix a mortal with her gifts,</p> + + <p>Which he may find who duly sifts.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Sweets to the sweet,—behold the clue!</p> + + <p>Why not, then, new things to the gnu,</p> + + <p>And trews to Highland clansmen true?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Twas thus your kindly thought decreed</p> + + <p>These weeds to one who is indeed,</p> + + <p>And feels himself, a very weed,—</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A weed from which, when bruised and shent,</p> + + <p>Though some faint perfume may be rent,</p> + + <p>Yet oftener much without a cent.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But imp, O Muse, a stronger wing</p> + + <p>Mount, leaving self below, and sing</p> + + <p>What thoughts these Cuban exiles bring!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>He that knows aught of mythic lore</p> + + <p>Knows how god Bacchus wandered o'er</p> + + <p>The earth, and what strange names he bore.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The Bishop of Avranches supposes</p> + + <p>That all these large and varying doses</p> + + <p>Of fable mean naught else than + Moses;</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page34" + id="page34"></a>[pg 34]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But waiving doubts, we surely know</p> + + <p>He taught mankind to plough and sow,</p> + + <p>And from the Tigris to the Po</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Planted the vine; but of his visit</p> + + <p>To this our hemisphere, why is it</p> + + <p>We have no statement more explicit?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>He gave to us a leaf divine</p> + + <p>More grateful to the serious Nine</p> + + <p>Than fierce inspirings of the vine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And that <i>he</i> loved it more, this + proved,—</p> + + <p>He gave his name to what he loved,</p> + + <p>Distorted now, but not removed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Tobacco, sacred herb, though lowly,</p> + + <p>Baffles old Time, the tyrant, wholly,</p> + + <p>And makes him turn his hour-glass slowly;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Nay, makes as 'twere of every glass six,</p> + + <p>Whereby we beat the heathen classics</p> + + <p>With their weak Chians and their Massics.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>These gave his glass a quicker twist,</p> + + <p>And flew the hours like driving mist,</p> + + <p>While Horace drank and Lesbia kissed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How are we gainers when all's done,</p> + + <p>If Life's swift clepsydra have run</p> + + <p>With wine for water? 'Tis all + one.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page35" + id="page35"></a>[pg 35]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But this rare plant delays the stream</p> + + <p>(At least if things are what they seem)</p> + + <p>Through long eternities of dream.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What notes the antique Muse had known</p> + + <p>Had she, instead of oat-straws, blown</p> + + <p>Our wiser pipes of clay or stone!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Rash song, forbear! Thou canst not hope,</p> + + <p>Untutored as thou art, to cope</p> + + <p>With themes of such an epic scope.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Enough if thou give thanks to him</p> + + <p>Who sent these leaves (forgive the whim)</p> + + <p>Plucked from the dream-tree's sunniest limb.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My gratitude feels no eclipse,</p> + + <p>For I, whate'er my other slips,</p> + + <p>Shall have his kindness on my lips.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The prayers of Christian, Turk, and Jew</p> + + <p>Have one sound up there in the blue,</p> + + <p>And one smell all their incense, too.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Perhaps that smoke with incense ranks</p> + + <p>Which curls from 'mid life's jars and clanks,</p> + + <p>Graceful with happiness and thanks.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I pledge him, therefore, in a puff,—</p> + + <p>rather frailish kind of stuff,</p> + + <p>But still professional + enough.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page36" + id="page36"></a>[pg 36]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Hock-cups breed hiccups; let us feel</p> + + <p>The god along our senses steel</p> + + <p>More nobly and without his reel.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Each temperately 'baccy <i>plenus</i>,</p> + + <p>May no grim fate of doubtful genus</p> + + <p>E'er blow the smallest cloud between us.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And as his gift I shall devote</p> + + <p>To fire, and o'er their ashes gloat,—</p> + + <p>Let him do likewise with this note.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL.</p> + + <p>[From "The Letters of James Russell Lowell." Copyright, + 1893, by Harper & Brothers.]</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>AN ENCOMIUM ON TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Thrice happy isles that stole the world's + delight,</p> + + <p>And thus produce so rich a Margarite!</p> + + <p>It is the fountain whence all pleasure springs,</p> + + <p>A potion for imperial and mighty kings.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>He that is master of so rich a store</p> + + <p>May laugh at Croesus and esteem him poor;</p> + + <p>And with his smoky sceptre in his fist,</p> + + <p>Securely flout the toiling alchemist,</p> + + <p>Who daily labors with a vain expense</p> + + <p>In distillations of the quintessence,</p> + + <p>Not knowing that this golden herb alone</p> + + <p>Is the philosopher's admired + stone.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page37" + id="page37"></a>[pg 37]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It is a favor which the gods doth please,</p> + + <p>If they do feed on smoke, as Lucian says.</p> + + <p>Therefore the cause that the bright sun doth + rest</p> + + <p>At the low point of the declining west—</p> + + <p>When his oft-wearied horses breathless + pant—</p> + + <p>Is to refresh himself with this sweet plant,</p> + + <p>Which wanton Thetis from the west doth bring,</p> + + <p>To joy her love after his toilsome ring:</p> + + <p>For 'tis a cordial for an inward smart,</p> + + <p>As is dictamnum to the wounded hart.</p> + + <p>It is the sponge that wipes out all our woe;</p> + + <p>'Tis like the thorn that doth on Pelion grow,</p> + + <p>With which whoe'er his frosty limbs anoints,</p> + + <p>Shall feel no cold in fat or flesh or joints.</p> + + <p>'Tis like the river, which whoe'er doth taste</p> + + <p>Forgets his present griefs and sorrows past.</p> + + <p>Music, which makes grim thoughts retire,</p> + + <p>And for a while cease their tormenting + fire,—</p> + + <p>Music, which forces beasts to stand and gaze,</p> + + <p>And fills their senseless spirits with + amaze,—</p> + + <p>Compared to this is like delicious strings,</p> + + <p>Which sound but harshly while Apollo sings.</p> + + <p>The train with this infumed, all quarrel ends,</p> + + <p>And fiercest foemen turn to faithful friends;</p> + + <p>The man that shall this smoky magic prove,</p> + + <p>Will need no philtres to obtain his love.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Yet the sweet simple, by misordered use,</p> + + <p>Death or some dangerous sickness may produce.</p> + + <p>Should we not for our sustentation eat</p> + + <p>Because a surfeit comes from too much + meat?</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page38" + id="page38"></a>[pg 38]</span> + + <p>So our fair plant—that doth as needful + stand</p> + + <p>As heaven, or fire, or air, or sea, or land;</p> + + <p>As moon, or stars that rule the gloomy night,</p> + + <p>Or sacred friendship, or the sunny light—</p> + + <p>Her treasured virtue in herself enrolls,</p> + + <p>And leaves the evil to vainglorious souls.</p> + + <p>And yet, who dies with this celestial breath</p> + + <p>Shall live immortal in a joyful death.</p> + + <p>All goods, all pleasures it in one can + link—</p> + + <p>'Tis physic, clothing, music, meat, and drink.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Gods would have revell'd at their feasts of + mirth</p> + + <p>With this pure distillation of the earth;</p> + + <p>The marrow of the world, star of the West,</p> + + <p>The pearl whereby this lower orb is blest;</p> + + <p>The joy of mortals, umpire of all strife,</p> + + <p>Delight of nature, mithridate of life;</p> + + <p>The daintiest dish of a delicious feast,</p> + + <p>By taking which man differs from a beast.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANONYMOUS: <i>Time, James I.</i></p> + <hr /> + + <h2>ON A TOBACCO JAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Three hundred years ago or soe,</p> + + <p class="i2">One worthy knight and gentlemanne</p> + + <p>Did bring me here, to charm and chere,</p> + + <p class="i2">To physical and mental manne.</p> + + <p>God bless his soule who filled ye bowle,</p> + + <p class="i2">And may our blessings find him;</p> + + <p>That he not miss some share of blisse</p> + + <p class="i2">Who left soe much behind him.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">BERNARD + BARKER.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page39" + id="page39"></a>[pg 39]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO THE TOBACCO PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Dear piece of fascinating clay!</p> + + <p>'Tis thine to smooth life's rugged way,</p> + + <p>To give a happiness unknown</p> + + <p>To those—who let a pipe alone;</p> + + <p>Thy tube can best the vapors chase,</p> + + <p>By raising—others in their place;</p> + + <p>Can give the face staid Wisdom's air,</p> + + <p>And teach the lips—to ope with care;</p> + + <p>'Tis hence thou art the truest friend</p> + + <p>(Where least is said there's least to mend),</p> + + <p>And he who ventures many a joke</p> + + <p>Had better oft be still and smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Whatever giddy foplings think,</p> + + <p>Thou giv'st the highest zest to drink.</p> + + <p>When fragrant clouds thy fumes exhale,</p> + + <p>And hover round the nut-brown ale,</p> + + <p>Who thinks of claret or champagne?</p> + + <p>E'en burgundy were pour'd in vain.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Tis not in city smoke alone,</p> + + <p>Midst fogs and glooms thy charms are known.</p> + + <p>With thee, at morn, the rustic swain</p> + + <p>Tracks o'er the snow-besprinkled plain,</p> + + <p>To seek some neighb'ring copse's side,</p> + + <p>And rob the woodlands of their + pride:</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page40" + id="page40"></a>[pg 40]</span> + + <p>With thee, companion of his toil,</p> + + <p>His active spirits ne'er recoil;</p> + + <p>Though hard his daily task assign'd,</p> + + <p>He bears it with an equal mind.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The fisher 'board some little bark,</p> + + <p>When all around is drear and dark,</p> + + <p>With shortened pipe beguiles the hour,</p> + + <p>Though bleak the wind and cold the show'r,</p> + + <p>Nor thinks the morn's approach too slow,</p> + + <p>Regardless of what tempests blow.</p> + + <p>Midst hills of sand, midst ditches, dikes,</p> + + <p>Midst cannons, muskets, halberts, pikes;</p> + + <p>With thee, as still, Mynheer can stay,</p> + + <p>As Neddy 'twixt two wisps of hay;</p> + + <p>Heedless of Britain and of France,</p> + + <p>Smokes on—and looks to the main chance.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And sure the solace thou canst give</p> + + <p>Must make thy fame unrivalled live,</p> + + <p>So long as men can temper clay</p> + + <p>(For as thou art, e'en so are they),</p> + + <p>The sun mature the Indian weed,</p> + + <p>And rolling years fresh sorrows breed.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">From <i>The Meteors</i>, + London.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page41" + id="page41"></a>[pg 41]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE PATRIOTIC SMOKER'S LAMENT.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Tell me, shade of Walter Raleigh,</p> + + <p class="i2">Briton of the truest type,</p> + + <p>When that too devoted valet</p> + + <p class="i2">Quenched your first-recorded pipe,</p> + + <p>Were you pondering the opinion,</p> + + <p class="i2">As you watched the airy coil,</p> + + <p>That the virtue of Virginia</p> + + <p class="i2">Might be bred in British soil?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You transplanted the potato,</p> + + <p class="i2">'Twas a more enduring gift</p> + + <p>Than the wisdom of a Plato</p> + + <p class="i2">To our poverty and thrift.</p> + + <p>That respected root has flourished</p> + + <p class="i2">Nobly for a nation's need,</p> + + <p>But our brightest dreams are nourished</p> + + <p class="i2">Ever on a foreign weed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>From the deepest meditation</p> + + <p class="i2">Of the philosophic scribe,</p> + + <p>From the poet's inspiration,</p> + + <p class="i2">For the cynic's polished gibe,</p> + + <p>We invoke narcotic nurses</p> + + <p class="i2">In their jargon from afar,</p> + + <p>I indite these modest verses</p> + + <p class="i2">On a polyglot + cigar.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page42" + id="page42"></a>[pg 42]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Leaf that lulls a Turkish Aga</p> + + <p class="i2">May a scholar's soul renew,</p> + + <p>Fancy spring from Larranaga,</p> + + <p class="i2">History from honey-dew.</p> + + <p>When the teacher and the tyro</p> + + <p class="i2">Spirit-manna fondly seek,</p> + + <p>'Tis the cigarette from Cairo,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or a compound from the Greek.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But no British-born aroma</p> + + <p class="i2">Is fit incense to the Queen,</p> + + <p>Nature gives her best diploma</p> + + <p class="i2">To the alien nicotine.</p> + + <p>We are doomed to her ill-favor,</p> + + <p class="i2">For the plant that's native grown</p> + + <p>Has a patriotic flavor</p> + + <p class="i2">Too exclusively our own.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>O my country, could your smoker</p> + + <p class="i2">Boast your "shag," or even "twist,"</p> + + <p>Every man were mediocre</p> + + <p class="i2">Save the blest tobacconist!</p> + + <p>He will point immortal morals,</p> + + <p class="i2">Make all common praises mute,</p> + + <p>Who shall win our grateful laurels</p> + + <p class="i2">With a national cheroot.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>The St. James + Gazette</i>.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page43" + id="page43"></a>[pg 43]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO AN OLD PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Once your smoothly polished face</p> + + <p>Nestled lightly in a case;</p> + + <p>'Twas a jolly cosy place,</p> + + <p class="i10">I surmise;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And a zealous subject blew</p> + + <p>On your cheeks, until they grew</p> + + <p>To the fascinating hue</p> + + <p class="i10">Of her eyes.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Near a rusty-hilted sword,</p> + + <p>Now upon my mantel-board,</p> + + <p>Where my curios are stored,</p> + + <p class="i10">You recline.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You were pleasant company when</p> + + <p>By the scribbling of her pen</p> + + <p>I was sent the ways of men</p> + + <p class="i10">To repine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Tell me truly (you were there</p> + + <p>When she ceased that debonair</p> + + <p>Correspondence and affair)</p> + + <p class="i10">I suppose</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>That she laughed and smiled all day;</p> + + <p>Or did gentle tear-drops stray</p> + + <p>Down her charming <i>retroussée</i></p> + + <p class="i10">Little + nose?</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page44" + id="page44"></a>[pg 44]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Where the sunbeams, coyly still,</p> + + <p>Fall upon the mantel-sill,</p> + + <p>You perpetually will</p> + + <p class="i10">Silence woo;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And I fear that she herself,</p> + + <p>By the little chubby elf.</p> + + <p>Will be laid upon the shelf</p> + + <p class="i10">Just as you.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">DE WITT STERRY.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>TITLEPAGE DEDICATION.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"Let those smoke now who never smoked before,</p> + + <p>And those who always smoked—now smoke the + more."</p> + </div> + </div> + <hr /> + + <h2>ACROSTIC.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To thee, blest weed, whose sovereign wiles,</p> + + <p>O'er cankered care bring radiant smiles,</p> + + <p>Best gift of Love to mortals given!</p> + + <p>At once the bud and bliss of Heaven!</p> + + <p>Crownless are kings uncrowned by thee;</p> + + <p>Content the serf in thy sweet liberty,</p> + + <p>O charm of life! O foe to misery!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"> + J.H.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page45" + id="page45"></a>[pg 45]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>ANOTHER MATCH.</h2> + + <h4><i>After A.C. Swinburne.</i></h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>If love were dhudeen olden,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I were like the weed,</p> + + <p>Oh! we would live together</p> + + <p>And love the jolly weather,</p> + + <p>And bask in sunshine golden,</p> + + <p class="i2">Rare pals of choicest breed;</p> + + <p>If love were dhudeen olden,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I were like the weed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>If you were oil essential,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I were nicotine,</p> + + <p>We'd hatch up wicked treason,</p> + + <p>And spoil each smoker's reason,</p> + + <p>Till he grew penitential,</p> + + <p class="i2">And turned a bilious green;</p> + + <p>If you were oil essential,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I were nicotine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>If you were snuff, my darling,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I, your love, the box.</p> + + <p>We'd live and sneeze together,</p> + + <p>Shut out from all the weather,</p> + + <p>And anti-snuffers snarling,</p> + + <p class="i2">In neckties orthodox;</p> + + <p>If you were snuff, my darling,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I, your love, the + box.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page46" + id="page46"></a>[pg 46]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>If you were the aroma,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I were simply smoke,</p> + + <p>We'd skyward fly together,</p> + + <p>As light as any feather;</p> + + <p>And flying high as Homer,</p> + + <p class="i2">His gray old ghost we'd choke;</p> + + <p>If you were the aroma,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I were simply smoke.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">From <i>Cope's Tobacco Plant</i>.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>IN WREATHS OF SMOKE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In wreaths of smoke, blown waywardwise,</p> + + <p class="i4">Faces of olden days uprise,</p> + + <p class="i4">And in his dreamers revery</p> + + <p class="i2">They haunt the smoker's brain, and he</p> + + <p>Breathes for the past regretful sighs.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Mem'ries of maids, with azure eyes,</p> + + <p class="i4">In dewy dells, 'neath June's soft + skies,</p> + + <p class="i6">Faces that more he'll only see</p> + + <p class="i8">In wreaths of smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Eheu, eheu! how fast Time flies,—</p> + + <p>How youth-time passion droops and dies,</p> + + <p class="i2">And all the countless visions flee!</p> + + <p class="i2">How worn would all those faces be,</p> + + <p>Were they not swathed in soft disguise</p> + + <p class="i6">In wreaths of smoke!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">FRANK NEWTON + HOLMAN.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page47" + id="page47"></a>[pg 47]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>ASHES.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Wrapped in a sadly tattered gown,</p> + + <p>Alone I puff my brier brown,</p> + + <p>And watch the ashes settle down</p> + + <p class="i4">In lambent flashes;</p> + + <p>While thro' the blue, thick, curling haze,</p> + + <p>I strive with feeble eyes to gaze,</p> + + <p>Upon the half-forgotten days</p> + + <p class="i4">That left but ashes.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Again we wander through the lane,</p> + + <p>Beneath the elms and out again,</p> + + <p>Across the rippling fields of grain,</p> + + <p class="i4">Where softly flashes</p> + + <p>A slender brook 'mid banks of fern,</p> + + <p>At every sigh my pulses burn,</p> + + <p>At every thought I slowly turn</p> + + <p class="i4">And find but ashes.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What made my fingers tremble so,</p> + + <p>As you wrapped skeins of worsted snow,</p> + + <p>Around them, now with movements slow</p> + + <p class="i4">And now with dashes?</p> + + <p>Maybe 'tis smoke that blinds my eyes,</p> + + <p>Maybe a tear within them lies;</p> + + <p>But as I puff my pipe there flies</p> + + <p class="i4">A cloud of + ashes.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page48" + id="page48"></a>[pg 48]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Perhaps you did not understand,</p> + + <p>How lightly flames of love were fanned.</p> + + <p>Ah, every thought and wish I've planned</p> + + <p class="i4">With something clashes!</p> + + <p>And yet within my lonely den</p> + + <p>Over a pipe, away from men,</p> + + <p>I love to throw aside my pen</p> + + <p class="i4">And stir the ashes.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">DE WITT STERRY.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>CHOOSING A WIFE BY A PIPE OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Tube, I love thee as my life;</p> + + <p>By thee I mean to choose a wife.</p> + + <p>Tube, thy <i>color</i> let me find,</p> + + <p>In her <i>skin</i>, and in her <i>mind</i>.</p> + + <p>Let her have a <i>shape</i> as fine;</p> + + <p>Let her breath be sweet as thine;</p> + + <p>Let her, when her lips I kiss,</p> + + <p><i>Burn</i> like thee, to give me bliss;</p> + + <p>Let her, in some <i>smoke</i> or other,</p> + + <p>All my failings kindly smother.</p> + + <p>Often when my thoughts are <i>low</i>,</p> + + <p>Send them where they ought to go;</p> + + <p>When to study I incline,</p> + + <p>Let her aid be such as thine;</p> + + <p>Such as thine the charming power</p> + + <p>In the vacant social + hour.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page49" + id="page49"></a>[pg 49]</span> + + <p>Let her live to give delight,</p> + + <p>Ever <i>warm</i> and ever <i>bright</i>;</p> + + <p>Let her deeds, whene'er she dies,</p> + + <p>Mount as incense to the skies.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Gentleman's Magazine</i>.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY THREE LOVES.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When Life was all a summer day,</p> + + <p>And I was under twenty,</p> + + <p>Three loves were scattered in my way—</p> + + <p>And three at once are plenty.</p> + + <p>Three hearts, if offered with a grace,</p> + + <p>One thinks not of refusing;</p> + + <p>The task in this especial case</p> + + <p>Was only that of choosing.</p> + + <p class="i4">I knew not which to make my + pet,—</p> + + <p class="i4">My pipe, cigar, or cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To cheer my night or glad my day</p> + + <p>My pipe was ever willing;</p> + + <p>The meerschaum or the lowly clay</p> + + <p>Alike repaid the filling.</p> + + <p>Grown men delight in blowing clouds,</p> + + <p>As boys in blowing bubbles,</p> + + <p>Our cares to puff away in crowds</p> + + <p>And vanish all our troubles.</p> + + <p class="i4">My pipe I nearly made my pet,</p> + + <p class="i4">Above cigar or + cigarette.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page50" + id="page50"></a>[pg 50]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A tiny paper, tightly rolled</p> + + <p>About some Latakia,</p> + + <p>Contains within its magic fold</p> + + <p>A mighty <i>panacea</i>.</p> + + <p>Some thought of sorrow or of strife</p> + + <p>At ev'ry whiff will vanish;</p> + + <p>And all the scenery of life</p> + + <p>Turn picturesquely Spanish.</p> + + <p class="i4">But still I could not quite forget</p> + + <p class="i4">Cigar and pipe for cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To yield an after-dinner puff</p> + + <p>O'er <i>demi-tasse</i> and brandy,</p> + + <p>No cigarettes are strong enough,</p> + + <p>No pipes are ever handy.</p> + + <p>However fine may be the feed,</p> + + <p>It only moves my laughter</p> + + <p>Unless a dry delicious weed</p> + + <p>Appears a little after.</p> + + <p class="i4">A prime cigar I firmly set</p> + + <p class="i4">Above a pipe or cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But after all I try in vain</p> + + <p>To fetter my opinion;</p> + + <p>Since each upon my giddy brain</p> + + <p>Has boasted a dominion.</p> + + <p>Comparisons I'll not provoke,</p> + + <p>Lest <i>all</i> should be + offended.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page51" + id="page51"></a>[pg 51]</span> + + <p>Let this discussion end in smoke</p> + + <p>As many more have ended.</p> + + <p class="i4">And each I'll make a special pet;</p> + + <p class="i4">My pipe, cigar, and cigarette.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">HENRY S. LEIGH.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>SMOKE IS THE FOOD OF LOVERS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When Cupid open'd shop, the trade he chose</p> + + <p>Was just the very one you might suppose.</p> + + <p>Love keep a shop?—his trade, oh! quickly + name!</p> + + <p>A dealer in tobacco—fie, for shame!</p> + + <p>No less than true, and set aside all joke,</p> + + <p>From oldest time he ever dealt in smoke;</p> + + <p>Than smoke, no other thing he sold, or made;</p> + + <p>Smoke all the substance of his stock in trade;</p> + + <p>His capital all smoke, smoke all his store,</p> + + <p>'Twas nothing else; but lovers ask no + more—</p> + + <p>And thousands enter daily at his door!</p> + + <p>Hence it was ever, and it e'er will be</p> + + <p>The trade most suited to his faculty:</p> + + <p>Fed by the vapors of their heart's desire,</p> + + <p>No other food his votaries require;</p> + + <p>For that they seek—the favor of the + fair—</p> + + <p>Is unsubstantial as the smoke and air.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JACOB CATS: <i>Moral + Emblems</i>.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page52" + id="page52"></a>[pg 52]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>CLOUDS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Mortals say their heart is light</p> + + <p>When the clouds around disperse;</p> + + <p>Clouds to gather, thick as night,</p> + + <p>Is the smoker's universe.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>From the German of Bauernfeld</i>.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>IN FAVOR OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Much victuals serves for gluttony</p> + + <p>To fatten men like swine;</p> + + <p>But he's a frugal man indeed</p> + + <p>That with a leaf can dine,</p> + + <p>And needs no napkin for his hands,</p> + + <p>His fingers' ends to wipe,</p> + + <p>But keeps his kitchen in a box,</p> + + <p>And roast meat in a pipe.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">SAMUEL ROWLANDS: <i>Knave of Clubs</i> + (1611).</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY CIGARETTE.</h2> + + <h4><i>Words and music by Richard Barnard</i>.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To my sweet cigarette I am singing</p> + + <p class="i2">This joyous and bright bacca-role;</p> + + <p>Just now to my lips she was clinging,</p> + + <p class="i2">Her spirit was soothing my + soul.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page53" + id="page53"></a>[pg 53]</span> + + <p>With figure so slender and dapper</p> + + <p class="i2">I feel the soft touch of it yet,</p> + + <p>Adorned in her dainty white wrapper,</p> + + <p class="i2">How fair is my own cigarette!</p> + + <p class="i6">'Twere better, perhaps, that we part, + love;</p> + + <p class="i6">'Twere better, if never we'd met.</p> + + <p class="i6">Alas, you are part of my heart, love,</p> + + <p class="i6">Destructive but sweet cigarette!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Though matchless, by matches she's fired,</p> + + <p class="i2">And glows both with pleasure and + pride;</p> + + <p>By her soft, balmy breath I'm inspired,</p> + + <p class="i2">And kiss and caress my new bride.</p> + + <p>E'en the clouds of her nature are joyous,</p> + + <p class="i2">Though other clouds cause us regret;</p> + + <p>From worry and care they decoy us,</p> + + <p class="i2">The clouds of a sweet cigarette.</p> + + <p class="i6">'Twere better, etc.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The houris in paradise living</p> + + <p class="i2">Dissolve in the first love embrace,</p> + + <p>Their life to their love freely giving,—</p> + + <p class="i2">And so with my love 'tis the case;</p> + + <p>For when her life's last spark is flying,</p> + + <p class="i2">Still sweet to the end is my pet,</p> + + <p>Who helps me, although she is dying,</p> + + <p class="i2">To light up a fresh cigarette!</p> + + <p class="i6">'Twere better, etc.</p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="page54" + id="page54"></a>[pg 54]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE BALLADE OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When verdant youth sees life afar,</p> + + <p class="i2">And first sets out wild oats to sow,</p> + + <p>He puffs a stiff and stark cigar,</p> + + <p class="i2">And quaffs champagne of Mumm & + Co.</p> + + <p>He likes not smoking yet; but though</p> + + <p class="i2">Tobacco makes him sick indeed,</p> + + <p>Cigars and wine he can't forego,—</p> + + <p class="i2">A slave is each man to the weed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In time his tastes more dainty are</p> + + <p class="i2">And delicate. Become a beau,</p> + + <p>From out the country of the czar</p> + + <p class="i2">He brings his cigarettes, and lo!</p> + + <p>He sips the vintage of Bordeaux.</p> + + <p class="i2">Thus keener relish shall succeed</p> + + <p>The baser liking we outgrow,—</p> + + <p class="i2">A slave is each man to the weed</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When age and his own lucky star</p> + + <p class="i2">To him perfected wisdom show,</p> + + <p>The schooner glides across the bar,</p> + + <p class="i2">And beer for him shall freely flow;</p> + + <p>A pipe with genial warmth shall glow,</p> + + <p class="i2">To which he turns in direst need,</p> + + <p>To seek in smoke surcease of woe,—</p> + + <p class="i2">A slave is each man to the weed.</p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="page55" + id="page55"></a>[pg 55]</span> + + <h4>ENVOI.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Smokers, who doubt or con or pro,</p> + + <p class="i2">And ye who dare to drink, take heed!</p> + + <p>And see in smoke a friendly foe,—</p> + + <p class="i2">A slave is each man to the weed.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">BRANDER MATTHEWS.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>HE RESPONDETH.</h2> + + <h4>SHE.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You still persist in using,</p> + + <p class="i2">I observe with great regret,</p> + + <p>The needlessly expensive</p> + + <p class="i8">Cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"></div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <h4>HE.</h4> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You should set a good example;</p> + + <p class="i2">But you seem to quite forget</p> + + <p>That you use a thirty-dollar</p> + + <p class="i8">Vinaigrette.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Life.</i></p> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO SEE HER PIPE AWRY.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Betty bouncer kept a stall</p> + + <p class="i2">At the corner of a street,</p> + + <p>And she had a smile for all.</p> + + <p class="i2">Many were the friends she'd greet</p> + + <p>With kindly nod on passing by,</p> + + <p>Who, smiling, saw her pipe + awry.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page56" + id="page56"></a>[pg 56]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Poor old lass! she loved her pipe,</p> + + <p class="i2">A constant friend it seemed to be;</p> + + <p>As she sold her apples ripe,</p> + + <p class="i2">With an apple on each knee,</p> + + <p>How she'd make the smoke-wreaths fly,</p> + + <p>As I've watched her pipe awry!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Seasons came and seasons went,</p> + + <p class="i2">Only changing Betty's store;</p> + + <p>Youngsters with her always spent</p> + + <p class="i2">Their little all and wished they'd + more:</p> + + <p>Timidly with upturned eye</p> + + <p>Staring at her pipe awry.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Bet was always at her post</p> + + <p class="i2">Early morn or even late;</p> + + <p>Ginger beer or chestnut roast,</p> + + <p class="i2">Served she as she sat in state,</p> + + <p>On two bushel-baskets high;</p> + + <p>You should have seen her pipe awry!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Little care old Betty had,</p> + + <p class="i2">She quietly jogged on her way;</p> + + <p>Never did her face look sad.</p> + + <p class="i2">Although she fumed the livelong day.</p> + + <p>Guiltless seemed she of a sigh.</p> + + <p>I never saw her pipe her eye!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"> + C.F.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page57" + id="page57"></a>[pg 57]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>INGIN SUMMER.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Jest about the time when Fall</p> + + <p class="i2">Gits to rattlin' in the trees,</p> + + <p>An' the man thet knows it all,</p> + + <p class="i2">'Spicions frost in every breeze,</p> + + <p>When a person tells hisse'f</p> + + <p class="i2">Thet the leaves look mighty thin,</p> + + <p>Then thar blows a meller breaf!</p> + + <p class="i2">Ingin summer's hyere agin.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Kind-uh smoky-lookin' blues</p> + + <p class="i2">Spins acrost the mountain-side,</p> + + <p>An' the heavy mornin' dews</p> + + <p class="i2">Greens the grass up far an' wide,</p> + + <p>Natur' raly 'pears as ef</p> + + <p class="i2">She wuz layin' off a day,—</p> + + <p>Sort-uh drorin in her breaf</p> + + <p class="i2">'Fore she freezes up to stay.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Nary lick o' work I strike,</p> + + <p class="i2">'Long about this time of year!</p> + + <p>I'm a sort-uh slowly like,</p> + + <p class="i2">Right when Ingin summer's here.</p> + + <p>Wife and boys kin do the work;</p> + + <p class="i2">But a man with natchel wit,</p> + + <p>Like I got, kin 'ford to shirk,</p> + + <p class="i2">Ef he has a turn for + it.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page58" + id="page58"></a>[pg 58]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Time when grapes set in to ripe,</p> + + <p class="i2">All I ast off any man</p> + + <p>Is a common co'n-cob pipe</p> + + <p class="i2">With terbacker to my han';</p> + + <p>Then jest loose me whar the air</p> + + <p class="i2">Simmers 'crost me, wahm an' free!</p> + + <p>Promised lands ull find me thar;</p> + + <p class="i2">Wings ull fahly sprout on me!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I'm a loungin' 'round on thrones,</p> + + <p class="i2">Bossin' worlds f'om shore to shore,</p> + + <p>When I stretch my marrer-bones</p> + + <p class="i2">Jest outside the cabin door!</p> + + <p>An' the sunshine peepin' down</p> + + <p class="i2">On my old head, bald an' gray,</p> + + <p>'Pears right like the gilted crown,</p> + + <p class="i2">I expect to w'ar some day.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">EVA WILDER MCGLASSON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>EDIFYING REFLECTIONS OF A TOBACCO-SMOKER.</h2> + + <h4><i>Set to music by Johann Sebastian Bach. Author unknown. + Translated by Edward Breck.</i></h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As oft I fill my faithful pipe,</p> + + <p class="i2">To while away the moments glad,</p> + + <p>With fragrant leaves, so rich and ripe,</p> + + <p class="i2">My mind perceives an image sad,</p> + + <p>So that I can but clearly see</p> + + <p>How very like it is to + me.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page59" + id="page59"></a>[pg 59]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My pipe is made of earth and clay,</p> + + <p class="i2">From which my mortal part is wrought;</p> + + <p>I, too, must turn to earth some day.</p> + + <p class="i2">It often falls, as quick as thought,</p> + + <p>And breaks in two,—puts out its flame;</p> + + <p>My fate, alas! is but the same!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My pipe I color not, nor paint;</p> + + <p class="i2">White it remains, and hence 'tis true</p> + + <p>That, when in Death's cold arms I faint,</p> + + <p class="i2">My lips shall wear the ashen hue;</p> + + <p>And as it blackens day by day,</p> + + <p>So black the grave shall turn my clay!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And when the pipe is put alight</p> + + <p class="i2">The smoke ascends, then trembles, + wanes,</p> + + <p>And soon dissolves in sunshine bright,</p> + + <p class="i2">And but the whitened ash remains.</p> + + <p>'Tis so man's glory crumble must,</p> + + <p>E'en as his body, into dust!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How oft the filler is mislaid;</p> + + <p class="i2">And, rather than to seek in vain,</p> + + <p>I use my finger in its stead,</p> + + <p class="i2">And fancy as I feel the pain,</p> + + <p>If coals can burn to such degree,</p> + + <p>How hot, O Lord, must Hades + be!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page60" + id="page60"></a>[pg 60]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So in tobacco oft I find,</p> + + <p class="i2">Lessons of such instructive type;</p> + + <p>And hence with calm, contented mind</p> + + <p class="i2">I live, and smoke my faithful pipe</p> + + <p>In reverence where'er I roam,—</p> + + <p>On land, on water, and at home.</p> + </div> + </div> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE LOST LOTUS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Tis said that in the sun-embroidered East,</p> + + <p class="i2">There dwelt a race whose softly flowing + hours</p> + + <p>Passed like the vision of a royal feast,</p> + + <p class="i2">By Nero given in the Baian bowers;</p> + + <p>Thanks to the lotus-blossom spell,</p> + + <p>Their lives were one long miracle.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In after years the passing sons of men</p> + + <p class="i2">Looked for those lotus blossoms all in + vain,</p> + + <p>Through every hillside, glade, and glen</p> + + <p class="i2">And e'en the isles of many a main;</p> + + <p>Yet through the centuries some doom,</p> + + <p>Forbade them see the lotus bloom.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The Old World wearied of the long pursuit,</p> + + <p class="i2">And called the sacred leaf a poet's + theme,</p> + + <p>When lo! the New World, rich in flower and + fruit,</p> + + <p class="i2">Revealed the lotus, lovelier than the + dream</p> + + <p>That races of the long past days did + haunt,—</p> + + <p>The green-leaved, amber-tipped tobacco plant.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"> + ANON.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page61" + id="page61"></a>[pg 61]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE SCENT OF A GOOD CIGAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What is it comes through the deepening + dusk,—</p> + + <p>Something sweeter than jasmine scent,</p> + + <p>Sweeter than rose and violet blent,</p> + + <p>More potent in power than orange or musk?</p> + + <p>The scent of a good cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I am all alone in my quiet room,</p> + + <p>And the windows are open wide and free</p> + + <p>To let in the south wind's kiss for me,</p> + + <p>While I rock in the softly gathering gloom,</p> + + <p>And that subtle fragrance steals.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Just as a loving, tender hand</p> + + <p>Will sometimes steal in yours,</p> + + <p>It softly comes through the open doors,</p> + + <p>And memory wakes at its command,—</p> + + <p>The scent of that good cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And what does it say? Ah! that's for me</p> + + <p>And my heart alone to know;</p> + + <p>But that heart thrills with a sudden glow,</p> + + <p>Tears fill my eyes till I cannot see,—</p> + + <p>From the scent of that good cigar.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">KATE A. + CARRINGTON.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page62" + id="page62"></a>[pg 62]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO MY CIGAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Yes, social friend, I love thee well,</p> + + <p class="i2">In learned doctor's spite;</p> + + <p>Thy clouds all other clouds dispel,</p> + + <p class="i2">And lap me in delight.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What though they tell, with phizzes long,</p> + + <p class="i2">My years are sooner past!</p> + + <p>I would reply with reason strong,</p> + + <p class="i2">They're sweeter while they last.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When in the lonely evening hour,</p> + + <p class="i2">Attended but by thee,</p> + + <p>O'er history's varied page I pore,</p> + + <p class="i2">Man's fate in thine I see.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oft as the snowy column grows,</p> + + <p class="i2">Then breaks and falls away,</p> + + <p>I trace how mighty realms thus rose,</p> + + <p class="i2">Thus tumbled to decay.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Awhile like thee earth's masters burn</p> + + <p class="i2">And smoke and fume around;</p> + + <p>And then, like thee, to ashes turn,</p> + + <p class="i2">And mingle with the ground.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Life's but a leaf adroitly rolled,</p> + + <p class="i2">And Time's the wasting breath</p> + + <p>That, late or early, we behold</p> + + <p class="i2">Gives all to dusty + death.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page63" + id="page63"></a>[pg 63]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>From beggar's frieze to monarch's robe,</p> + + <p class="i2">One common doom is passed;</p> + + <p>Sweet Nature's works, the swelling globe,</p> + + <p class="i2">Must all burn out at last.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And what is he who smokes thee now?</p> + + <p class="i2">A little moving heap,</p> + + <p>That soon, like thee, to fate must bow,</p> + + <p class="i2">With thee in dust must sleep.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But though thy ashes downward go,</p> + + <p class="i2">Thy essence rolls on high;</p> + + <p>Thus, when my body lieth low,</p> + + <p class="i2">My soul shall cleave the sky.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">CHARLES SPRAGUE.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>KNICKERBOCKER.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Shade of Herrick, Muse of Locker,</p> + + <p>Help me sing of Knickerbocker!</p> + + <p>Boughton, had you bid me chant</p> + + <p>Hymns to Peter Stuyvesant,</p> + + <p>Had you bid me sing of Wouter,</p> + + <p>He, the onion head, the doubter!</p> + + <p>But to rhyme of this one—Mocker!</p> + + <p>Who shall rhyme to Knickerbocker?</p> + + <p>Nay, but where my hand must fail,</p> + + <p>There the more shall yours avail;</p> + + <p>You shall take your brush and paint</p> + + <p>All that ring of figures + quaint,—</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page64" + id="page64"></a>[pg 64]</span> + + <p>All those Rip Van Winkle jokers,</p> + + <p>All those solid-looking smokers,</p> + + <p>Pulling at their pipes of amber,</p> + + <p>In the dark-beamed Council Chamber.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Only art like yours can touch</p> + + <p>Shapes so dignified—and Dutch;</p> + + <p>Only art like yours can show</p> + + <p>How the pine logs gleam and glow,</p> + + <p>Till the firelight laughs and passes</p> + + <p>'Twixt the tankards and the glasses,</p> + + <p>Touching with responsive graces</p> + + <p>All those grave Batavian faces,</p> + + <p>Making bland and beatific</p> + + <p>All that session soporific.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Then I come and write beneath:</p> + + <p>Boughton, he deserves the wreath;</p> + + <p>He can give us form and hue—</p> + + <p>This the Muse can never do!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">AUSTIN DOBSON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE DISCOVERY OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <h4><i>A Sailor's Version</i>.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>They were three jolly sailors bold,</p> + + <p class="i2">Who sailed across the sea;</p> + + <p>They'd braved the storm, and stood the gale,</p> + + <p class="i2">And got to Virgin-ee.</p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="page65" + id="page65"></a>[pg 65]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE DISCOVERY OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Twas in the days of good Queen Bess,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Or p'raps a bit before,—</p> + + <p>And now these here three sailors bold</p> + + <p class="i2">Went cruising on the shore.</p> + + <p>A lurch to starboard, one to port,</p> + + <p class="i2">Now forrard, boys, go we,</p> + + <p>With a haul and a "Ho!" and a "That's your + sort!"</p> + + <p class="i2">To find out Tobac-kee.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Says Jack, "This here's a rummy land."</p> + + <p class="i2">Says Tom, "Well, shiver me!</p> + + <p>The sun shines out as precious hot</p> + + <p class="i2">As ever I did see."</p> + + <p>Says Dick, "Messmates, since here we be,"—</p> + + <p class="i2">And gave his eye a wink,—</p> + + <p>"We've come to find out Tobac-kee,</p> + + <p class="i2">Which means a drop to drink."</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Says Jack, says he, "The Injins think—"</p> + + <p class="i2">Says Tom, "I'll swear as they</p> + + <p>Don't think at all." Says Dick, "You're right;</p> + + <p class="i2">It ain't their nat'ral way.</p> + + <p>But I want to find out, my lads,</p> + + <p class="i2">This stuff of which they tell;</p> + + <p>For if as it ain't meant to drink,</p> + + <p class="i2">Why, it must be meant to smell."</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Says Tom, says he, "To drink or smell,</p> + + <p class="i2">I don't think this here's meant."</p> + + <p>Says Jack, says he, "Blame my old eyes,</p> + + <p class="i2">If I'll believe it's + scent."</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page66" + id="page66"></a>[pg 66]</span> + + <p>"Well, then," says Dick, "if that ain't square,</p> + + <p class="i2">It must be meant for meat;</p> + + <p>So come along, my jovial mates,</p> + + <p class="i2">To find what's good to eat."</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>They came across a great big plant,</p> + + <p class="i2">A-growing tall and true.</p> + + <p>Says Jack, says he, "I'm precious dry,"</p> + + <p class="i2">And picked a leaf to chew.</p> + + <p>While Tom takes up a sun-dried bit,</p> + + <p class="i2">A-lying by the trees;</p> + + <p>He rubs it in his hands to dust</p> + + <p class="i2">And then begins to sneeze.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Another leaf picks nimble Dick,</p> + + <p class="i2">And dries it in the sun,</p> + + <p>And rolls it up all neat and tight.</p> + + <p class="i2">"My lads," says he, in fun,</p> + + <p>"I mean to cook this precious weed."</p> + + <p class="i2">And then from out his poke</p> + + <p>With burning-glass he lights the end,</p> + + <p class="i2">And quick blows up the smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Says Jack, says he, "Of Paradise</p> + + <p class="i2">I've heerd some people tell."</p> + + <p>Says Tom, says he, "This here will do;</p> + + <p class="i2">Let's have another smell."</p> + + <p>Says Dick, his face all pleasant smiles,</p> + + <p class="i2">A-looking through a cloud,</p> + + <p>"It strikes me here's the cap'en bold,</p> + + <p class="i2">And now we'll all be + rowed."</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page67" + id="page67"></a>[pg 67]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Up comes brave Hawkins on the beach;</p> + + <p class="i2">"Shiver my hull!" he cries,</p> + + <p>"What's these here games, my merry men?"</p> + + <p class="i2">And then, "Why, blame my eyes!</p> + + <p>Here's one as chaws, and one as snuffs,</p> + + <p class="i2">And t' other of the three</p> + + <p>Is smoking like a chimbley-pot—</p> + + <p>They've found out Tobac-kee!"</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So if ever you should hear</p> + + <p class="i2">Of Raleigh, and them lies</p> + + <p>About his sarvant and his pipe</p> + + <p class="i2">And him as "Fire!" cries,</p> + + <p>You say as 'twas three sailors bold</p> + + <p class="i2">As sailed to Virgin-ee</p> + + <p>In brave old Hawkins' gallant ship</p> + + <p class="i2">Who found out Tobac-kee.</p> + + <p>A lurch to starboard, one to port,</p> + + <p class="i2">Now forrard, boys, go we,</p> + + <p>With a haul and a "Ho!" and a "That's your + sort!"</p> + + <p class="i2">To find out Tobac-kee.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Cigar and Tobacco World</i>, + London.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page68" + id="page68"></a>[pg 68]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>"KEATS TOOK SNUFF."</h2> + + <blockquote> + <p>"Keats took snuff.... It has been established by the + praise-worthy editorial research of Mr. Burton Forman."</p> + </blockquote> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So "Keats took snuff?" A few more years,</p> + + <p class="i2">When we are dead and famous—eh?</p> + + <p>Will they record our pipes and beers,</p> + + <p class="i2">And if we smoked cigars or clay?</p> + + <p>Or will the world cry "Quantum suff"</p> + + <p>To tattle such as "Keats took snuff"?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Perhaps some chronicler would wish</p> + + <p class="i2">To know what whiskey we preferred,</p> + + <p>And if we ever dined on fish,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or only took the joint and bird.</p> + + <p>Such facts are quite as worthy stuff,</p> + + <p>Good chronicler, as "Keats took snuff."</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You answer: "But, if you were Keats—"</p> + + <p class="i2">Tut! never mind your buts and ifs,</p> + + <p>Of little men record their meats,</p> + + <p class="i2">Their drinks, their troubles, and their + tiffs,</p> + + <p>Of the great dead there's gold enough</p> + + <p>To spare us such as "Keats took + snuff."</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page69" + id="page69"></a>[pg 69]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Well, go your ways, you little folk,</p> + + <p class="i2">Who polish up the great folk's lives;</p> + + <p>Record the follies that they spoke,</p> + + <p class="i2">And paint their squabbles with their + wives.</p> + + <p>Somewhere, if ever ghosts be gruff,</p> + + <p>I trust some Keats will "give you snuff."</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>The Globe</i>, London.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE BALLAD OF THE PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, give me but Virginia's weed,</p> + + <p>An earthen bowl, a stem of reed,</p> + + <p class="i2">What care I for the weather?</p> + + <p>Though winter freeze and summer broil</p> + + <p>We rest us from our days of toil</p> + + <p class="i2">My Pipe and I together!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Like to a priest of sacred fane,</p> + + <p>I nightly light the glow again</p> + + <p class="i2">With reverence and pleasure;</p> + + <p>For through this plain and modest bowl</p> + + <p>I coax sweet mem'ry to my soul</p> + + <p class="i2">And many trippings measure!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's comfort in each puff of smoke,</p> + + <p>Defiance to ill-fortune's stroke</p> + + <p class="i2">And happiness forever!</p> + + <p>There grows a volume full of thought</p> + + <p>And humor, than the book you bought</p> + + <p class="i2">Holds nothing half so + clever!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page70" + id="page70"></a>[pg 70]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The summer fragrance, all pent up</p> + + <p>Among the leaves, is here sent up</p> + + <p class="i2">In dreams of summer glory;</p> + + <p>And these blue clouds that slowly rise</p> + + <p>Were colored by the summer skies,</p> + + <p class="i2">And tell a summer story.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And oh! the happiest, sweetest times</p> + + <p>Come ringing all their silver chimes</p> + + <p class="i2">Of merry songs and laughter;</p> + + <p>And all that may be well and worth</p> + + <p>For Mother Future to bring forth</p> + + <p class="i2">I do imagine after.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What care I if my poor means</p> + + <p>Clad not my walls with splendid scenes</p> + + <p class="i2">And pictures by the masters;</p> + + <p>Here in the curling smoke-wreath glow</p> + + <p>Bold hills and lovely vales below,</p> + + <p class="i2">And brooks with nodding asters.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>All that on earth is fair and fine,</p> + + <p>This fragrant magic makes it mine,</p> + + <p class="i2">And gives me sole dominion;</p> + + <p>And if you call me fanciful,</p> + + <p>I only take a stronger pull,</p> + + <p class="i2">And laugh at your opinion.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let others fret and fume with care,</p> + + <p>'Tis easy finding everywhere,</p> + + <p class="i2">But happiness is + rarer;</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page71" + id="page71"></a>[pg 71]</span> + + <p>And if I find it sweet and ripe,</p> + + <p>In this tobacco and my pipe,</p> + + <p class="i2">I'll count it all the fairer.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Then give me but Virginia's weed,</p> + + <p>An earthen bowl, a stem of reed,</p> + + <p class="i2">What care I for the weather?</p> + + <p>Though winter freeze, or summer broil</p> + + <p>We rest us from the days of toil,</p> + + <p class="i2">My Pipe and I together.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">HERMANN RAVE.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE OLD CLAY PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's a lot of solid comfort</p> + + <p class="i2">In an old clay pipe, I find,</p> + + <p>If you're kind of out of humor</p> + + <p class="i2">Or in trouble in your mind.</p> + + <p>When you're feeling awful lonesome</p> + + <p class="i2">And don't know just what to do,</p> + + <p>There's a heap of satisfaction</p> + + <p class="i2">If you smoke a pipe or two.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The ten thousand pleasant memories</p> + + <p class="i2">That are buried in your soul</p> + + <p>Are playing hide and seek with you</p> + + <p class="i2">Around that smoking bowl.</p> + + <p>These are mighty restful moments:</p> + + <p class="i2">You're at peace with all the world,</p> + + <p>And the panorama changes</p> + + <p class="i2">As the thin blue smoke is + curled.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page72" + id="page72"></a>[pg 72]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Now you cross the bridge of sorrows,</p> + + <p class="i2">Now you enter pleasant lands,</p> + + <p>And before an open doorway,</p> + + <p class="i2">You will linger to shake hands</p> + + <p>With a lithe and girlish figure</p> + + <p class="i2">That is coming through the door;</p> + + <p>Ah! you recognize the features:</p> + + <p class="i2">You have seen that face before.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You are at the dear old homestead</p> + + <p class="i2">Where you spent those happy years;</p> + + <p>You are romping with the children;</p> + + <p class="i2">You are smiling through your tears;</p> + + <p>You have fought and whipped the bully</p> + + <p class="i2">You are eight and he is ten.</p> + + <p>Oh! how rapidly we travel,—</p> + + <p class="i2">You are now a boy again.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You approach the open doorway,</p> + + <p class="i2">And before the old armchair</p> + + <p>You will stop and kiss the grandma,</p> + + <p class="i2">You will smooth the thin white hair;</p> + + <p>You will read the open Bible,</p> + + <p class="i2">For the lamp is lit, you see.</p> + + <p>It is now your hour for bed-time</p> + + <p class="i2">And you kneel at mother's knee.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Still you linger at the hearthstone;</p> + + <p class="i2">You are loath to leave the place.</p> + + <p>When an apple cut's in progress:</p> + + <p class="i2">You must wait and dance with + Grace.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page73" + id="page73"></a>[pg 73]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What's the matter with the music?</p> + + <p class="i2">Only this: The pipe is broke,</p> + + <p>And a thousand pleasant fancies</p> + + <p class="i2">Vanish promptly with the smoke.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">A.B. VAN FLEET.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>PERNICIOUS WEED!</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The pipe, with solemn interposing puff,</p> + + <p>Makes half a sentence at a time enough;</p> + + <p>The dozing sages drop the drowsy strain,</p> + + <p>Then pause and puff, and speak, and pause again.</p> + + <p>Such often, like the tube they so admire,</p> + + <p>Important triflers! have more smoke than fire.</p> + + <p>Pernicious weed! whose scent the fair annoys,</p> + + <p>Unfriendly to society's chief joys,</p> + + <p>Thy worst effect is banishing for hours</p> + + <p>The sex whose presence civilizes ours.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">WILLIAM COWPER.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>TWO OTHER HEARTS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Full tender beamed the light of love down from his + manly face,</p> + + <p>As he pressed her to his bosom in a fervent, fond + embrace.</p> + + <p>No cost of others' happiness found place within his + thought;</p> + + <p>The weakness of life's brittle thread no dim + forebodings + brought.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page74" + id="page74"></a>[pg 74]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But tenderer than the light of love, more brittle + than life's thread,</p> + + <p>The shrouds that wrapped two other hearts gave up + their withered dead;</p> + + <p>For, crumbling in his waistcoat, their glowing + future dashed,</p> + + <p>Two excellent Havanas were very badly smashed.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>London Tobacco</i>.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE SMOKE TRAVELLER.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When I puff my cigarette,</p> + + <p class="i2">Straight I see a Spanish girl,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Mantilla, fan, coquettish curl,</p> + + <p class="i2">Languid airs and dimpled face,</p> + + <p class="i2">Calculating, fatal grace;</p> + + <p class="i2">Hear a twittering serenade</p> + + <p class="i2">Under lofty balcony played;</p> + + <p class="i2">Queen at bull-fight, naught she cares</p> + + <p class="i2">What her agile lover dares;</p> + + <p>She can love and quick forget.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let me but my meerschaum light,</p> + + <p class="i2">I behold a bearded man,</p> + + <p class="i2">Built upon capacious plan,</p> + + <p class="i2">Sabre-slashed in war or duel,</p> + + <p class="i2">Gruff of aspect, but not cruel,</p> + + <p class="i2">Metaphysically + muddled,</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page75" + id="page75"></a>[pg 75]</span> + + <p class="i2">With strong beer a little fuddled,</p> + + <p class="i2">Slow in love, and deep in books,</p> + + <p class="i2">More sentimental than he looks,</p> + + <p>Swears new friendships every night.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let me my chibouk enkindle,—</p> + + <p class="i2">In a tent I'm quick set down</p> + + <p class="i2">With a Bedouin, lean and brown,</p> + + <p class="i2">Plotting gain of merchandise,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or perchance of robber prize;</p> + + <p class="i2">Clumsy camel load upheaving,</p> + + <p class="i2">Woman deftly carpet-weaving,</p> + + <p class="i2">Meal of dates and bread and salt,</p> + + <p class="i2">While in azure heavenly vault</p> + + <p>Throbbing stars begin to dwindle.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Glowing coal in clay dudheen</p> + + <p class="i2">Carries me to sweet Killarney,</p> + + <p class="i2">Full of hypocritic blarney,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Huts with babies, pigs, and hens</p> + + <p class="i2">Mixed together, bogs and fens,</p> + + <p class="i2">Shillalahs, praties, usquebaugh,</p> + + <p class="i2">Tenants defying hated law,</p> + + <p class="i2">Fair blue eyes with lashes black,</p> + + <p class="i2">Eyes black and blue from + cudgel-thwack,—</p> + + <p>So fair, so foul, is Erin green.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My nargileh once inflamed,</p> + + <p class="i2">Quick appears a Turk with turban,</p> + + <p class="i2">Girt with guards in palace urban,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or in house by summer + sea</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page76" + id="page76"></a>[pg 76]</span> + + <p class="i2">Slave-girls dancing languidly,</p> + + <p class="i2">Bow-string, sack, and bastinado,</p> + + <p class="i2">Black boats darting in the shadow;</p> + + <p class="i2">Let things happen as they please,</p> + + <p class="i2">Whether well or ill at ease,</p> + + <p>Fate alone is blessed or blamed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>With my ancient calumet</p> + + <p class="i2">I can raise a wigwam's smoke,</p> + + <p class="i2">And the copper tribe invoke,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Scalps and wampum, bows and knives,</p> + + <p class="i2">Slender maidens, greasy wives,</p> + + <p class="i2">Papoose hanging on a tree,</p> + + <p class="i2">Chieftains squatting silently,</p> + + <p class="i2">Feathers, beads, and hideous paint,</p> + + <p class="i2">Medicine-man and wooden-saint,—</p> + + <p>Forest-framed the vision set.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My cigar breeds many forms,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Planter of the rich Havana</p> + + <p class="i2">Mopping brow with sheer bandanna,</p> + + <p class="i2">Russian prince in fur arrayed,</p> + + <p class="i2">Paris fop on dress parade,</p> + + <p class="i2">London swell just after dinner,</p> + + <p class="i2">Wall Street broker—gambling + sinner!</p> + + <p class="i2">Delver in Nevada mine,</p> + + <p class="i2">Scotch laird bawling "Auld Lang + Syne."</p> + + <p>Thus Raleigh's weed my fancy warms.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Life's review in smoke goes past,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Fickle fortune, stubborn fate,</p> + + <p class="i2">Right discovered all too + late,</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page77" + id="page77"></a>[pg 77]</span> + + <p class="i2">Beings loved and gone before,</p> + + <p class="i2">Beings loved but friends no more,</p> + + <p class="i2">Self-reproach and futile sighs,</p> + + <p class="i2">Vanity in birth that dies,</p> + + <p class="i2">Longing, heart-break, + adoration,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Nothing sure in expectation</p> + + <p>Save ash-receiver at the last.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">IRVING BROWNE.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>SMOKING SONG.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>With grateful twirl our smoke-wreaths curl,</p> + + <p class="i2">As mist from the waterfall given,</p> + + <p>Or the locks that float round beauty's throat</p> + + <p class="i2">In the whispering air of even.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p><i>Chorus</i>. Then drown the fears of the coming + years,</p> + + <p class="i2">And the dread of change before us;</p> + + <p>The way is sweet to our willing feet,</p> + + <p class="i2">With the smoke-wreaths twining o'er + us.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As the light beams through the ringlets blue,</p> + + <p class="i2">Will hope beam through our sorrow,</p> + + <p>While the gathering wreath of the smoke we + breathe</p> + + <p class="i2">Shuts out the fear of to-morrow.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A magic charm in the evening calm</p> + + <p class="i2">Calls thought from mem'ry's treasure;</p> + + <p>But clear and bright in the liquid light</p> + + <p class="i2">Are the smoke-called dreams of + pleasure.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page78" + id="page78"></a>[pg 78]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Then who shall chide, with boasting pride,</p> + + <p class="i2">Delights they ne'er have tasted?</p> + + <p>Oh, let them smile while we beguile</p> + + <p class="i2">The hour with joys they've wasted.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>College Song.</i></p> + <hr /> + + <h2>HOW IT ONCE WAS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Right stout and strong the worthy burghers + stood,</p> + + <p class="i10">Or rather, sat,</p> + + <p>Drank beer in plenty, ate abundant food;</p> + + <p>For they to ancient customs still were true,</p> + + <p>And smoked, and smoked, because they surely knew</p> + + <p class="i10">What they were at.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>William the Testy ruled New Amsterdam,—</p> + + <p class="i10">A tall man he,—</p> + + <p>Whose rule was meant by him to be no sham,</p> + + <p>But rather like the stern paternal style</p> + + <p>That sways the city now. He made the while</p> + + <p class="i10">A rough decree.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>He ordered that the pipes should cease to smoke,</p> + + <p class="i10">From that day on.</p> + + <p>The people took the order as a joke;</p> + + <p>They did not think, who smoked from childhood + up,</p> + + <p>That one man such delight would seek to stop,</p> + + <p class="i10">Even in + fun.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page79" + id="page79"></a>[pg 79]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But when at last it dawned upon their minds</p> + + <p class="i8">That this was meant,</p> + + <p>They closed their houses, shut their window + blinds,</p> + + <p>Brought forth tobacco from their ample hoard,</p> + + <p>And to the governor's house with one accord</p> + + <p class="i8">The burghers went.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>They carried chairs, and sat without a word</p> + + <p class="i8">Before his porch,</p> + + <p>And smoked, and smoked, and not a sound was + heard,</p> + + <p>Till Kieft came forth to take the morning air,</p> + + <p>With speech that would have burned them then and + there</p> + + <p class="i8">If words could scorch.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But they, however savagely he spoke,</p> + + <p class="i8">Made no reply.</p> + + <p>Higher and thicker rose the clouds of smoke,</p> + + <p>And Kieft, perceiving that they would be free</p> + + <p>Tried not to put in force his harsh decree,</p> + + <p class="i8">But let it die.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>New York Sun</i>.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>HER BROTHER'S CIGARETTE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Like raven's wings her locks of jet,</p> + + <p>Her soft eyes touched with fond regret,</p> + + <p>Doubt and desire her mind beset,</p> + + <p>Fondling her brother's + cigarette.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page80" + id="page80"></a>[pg 80]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Roses with dewy diamonds set,</p> + + <p>Drooped o'er the window's parapet;</p> + + <p>With grace she turned a match to get,</p> + + <p>And lit her brother's cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Her puffs of smoky violet</p> + + <p>Twined in fantastic silhouette;</p> + + <p>She blushed, laughed, coughed a little, yet,</p> + + <p>She smoked her brother's cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Her eyes with briny tears were wet,</p> + + <p>Her bang grew limp beneath its net,</p> + + <p>Her brow was gemmed with beaded sweat,</p> + + <p>And to her bed she went, you bet.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>IN THE OL' TOBACKER PATCH.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I jess kind o' feel so lonesome that I don't know + what to do,</p> + + <p class="i2">When I think about them days we used to + spend</p> + + <p>A hoein' out tobacker in th' clearin'—me an' + you—</p> + + <p class="i2">An' a wishin' that the day was at an + end.</p> + + <p>For the dewdrops was a sparklin' on the beeches' + tender leaves</p> + + <p class="i2">As we started out a workin' in the + morn;</p> + + <p>An' th' noonday sun was sendin' down a shower of + burnin' sheaves</p> + + <p class="i2">When we heard the welcome-soundin' + dinner-horn.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page81" + id="page81"></a>[pg 81]</span> + + <p>An' th' shadders round us gathered in a sort of + ghostly batch,</p> + + <p>'Fore we started home from workin' in that ol' + tobacker patch.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I'm a feelin' mighty lonesome, as I look aroun' + to-day,</p> + + <p class="i2">For I see th' change that's taken place + since then.</p> + + <p>All th' hills is brown and faded, for th' woods is + cleared away;</p> + + <p class="i2">You an' me has changed from ragged boys + to men;</p> + + <p>You are livin' in th' city that we ust to dream + about;</p> + + <p class="i2">I am still a dwellin' here upon the + place,</p> + + <p>But my form is bent an' feeble, which was once so + straight and stout,</p> + + <p class="i2">An' there's most a thousand wrinkles on + my face.</p> + + <p>You have made a mint of money; I, perhaps have been + your match,</p> + + <p>But we both enjoyed life better in that ol' tobacker + patch.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">S.Q. LAPIUS.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MĆCENAS BIDS HIS FRIEND TO DINE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I beg you come to-night and dine.</p> + + <p>A welcome waits you, and sound wine,—</p> + + <p>The Roederer chilly to a charm,</p> + + <p>As Juno's breath the claret warm,</p> + + <p>The sherry of an ancient + brand.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page82" + id="page82"></a>[pg 82]</span> + + <p>No Persian pomp, you understand,—</p> + + <p>A soup, a fish, two meats, and then</p> + + <p>A salad fit for aldermen</p> + + <p>(When aldermen, alas the days!</p> + + <p>Were really worth their <i>mayonnaise</i>);</p> + + <p>A dish of grapes whose clusters won</p> + + <p>Their bronze in Carolinian sun;</p> + + <p>Next, cheese—for you the Neufchâtel,</p> + + <p>A bit of Cheshire likes me well;</p> + + <p>Café au lait or coffee black,</p> + + <p>With Kirsch or Kümmel or cognac</p> + + <p>(The German band in Irving Place</p> + + <p>By this time purple in the face);</p> + + <p>Cigars and pipes. These being through,</p> + + <p>Friends shall drop in, a very few—</p> + + <p>Shakespeare and Milton, and no more.</p> + + <p>When these are guests I bolt the door,</p> + + <p>With "Not at home" to any one</p> + + <p>Excepting Alfred Tennyson.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO MY MEERSCHAUM.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's a charm in the sun-crested hills,</p> + + <p class="i2">In the quivering light of a star,</p> + + <p>In the flash of a silvery rill,</p> + + <p class="i2">Yet to me thou art lovelier far,</p> + + <p class="i10">My + Meerschaum!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page83" + id="page83"></a>[pg 83]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's a love in her witching dark eye,</p> + + <p class="i2">There's a love in her tresses at + play,</p> + + <p>Yet her love would be worth not a sigh,</p> + + <p class="i2">If from thee she could lure me away,</p> + + <p class="i10">My Meerschaum!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let revellers sing of their wine,</p> + + <p class="i2">As they toss it in ecstasy down,</p> + + <p>But the bowl I call for is thine,</p> + + <p class="i2">With its deepening amber and brown,</p> + + <p class="i10">My Meerschaum!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For when trouble would bid me despair,</p> + + <p class="i2">I call for a flagon of beer,</p> + + <p>And puff a defiance to care,</p> + + <p class="i2">Till sorrows in smoke disappear,</p> + + <p class="i10">My Meerschaum!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Though mid pleasures unnumbered I whirl,</p> + + <p class="i2">Though I traverse the billowy sea,</p> + + <p>Yet the waving and beautiful curl</p> + + <p class="i2">Of thy smoke's ever dearer to me,</p> + + <p class="i10">My Meerschaum!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">P.D.R.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>OLD PIPE OF MINE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Companion of my lonely hours,</p> + + <p class="i2">Full many a time 'twixt night and + morn</p> + + <p>Thy muse hath roamed through poesy's bowers</p> + + <p class="i2">Upon thy fragrant pinions + borne.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page84" + id="page84"></a>[pg 84]</span> + + <p>Let others seek the bliss that reigns</p> + + <p class="i2">In homage paid at beauty's shrine,</p> + + <p>We envy not such foolish gains,</p> + + <p class="i2">In sweet content, old pipe of mine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ah! you have been a travelled pipe;</p> + + <p class="i2">But now, of course, you're getting + stale,</p> + + <p>Just like myself, and rather ripe;</p> + + <p class="i2">You've had your fill of cakes and + ale,</p> + + <p>And half-forgotten memories, too.</p> + + <p class="i2">And all the pensive thoughts that + twine</p> + + <p>Around a past that, <i>entre nous</i>,</p> + + <p class="i2">Has pleasant been, old pipe of mine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Old pipe of mine, for many a year</p> + + <p class="i2">What boon companions we have been!</p> + + <p>With here a smile and there a tear,</p> + + <p class="i2">How many changes we have seen!</p> + + <p>How many hearts have ceased to beat,</p> + + <p class="i2">How many eyes have ceased to shine,</p> + + <p>How many friends will never meet,</p> + + <p class="i2">Since first we met, old pipe of mine!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Though here and there the road was deep,</p> + + <p class="i2">And now and then the rain would fall;</p> + + <p>We managed every time to keep</p> + + <p class="i2">A sturdy forehead to them all!</p> + + <p>And even when she left my side,</p> + + <p class="i2">We didn't wait to fret or pine,</p> + + <p>Oh, no; we said the world was wide,</p> + + <p class="i2">And luck would turn, old pipe of + mine!</p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="page85" + id="page85"></a>[pg 85]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>CANNON SONG.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And it has turned since you and I</p> + + <p class="i2">Set out to face the world alone;</p> + + <p>And, in a garret near the sky,</p> + + <p class="i2">Had scarce a crust to call our own,</p> + + <p>But many a banquet, Barmecide;</p> + + <p class="i2">And many a dream of hope divine,</p> + + <p>Lie buried in the moaning tide,</p> + + <p class="i2">That drowns the past, old pipe of + mine!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But prosing isn't quite the thing,</p> + + <p class="i2">And so, I guess, I'll give it up:</p> + + <p>Just wait a moment while I sing;</p> + + <p class="i2">We'll have another parting cup,</p> + + <p>And then to bed. The stars are low;</p> + + <p class="i2">Yon sickly moon has ceased to shine;</p> + + <p>So here she goes, and off we go</p> + + <p class="i2">To Slumberland, old pipe of mine!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JOHN J. GORMLEY.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>CANNON SONG.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Come, seniors, come, and fill your pipes,</p> + + <p class="i2">Your richest incense raise;</p> + + <p>Let's take a smoke, a parting smoke,</p> + + <p class="i2">For good old by-gone days!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p><i>Chorus</i>. For good old by-gone days,</p> + + <p class="i2">We'll smoke for good old by-gone + days!</p> + + <p>We'll take a smoke, a parting smoke,</p> + + <p class="i2">For good old by-gone + days!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page86" + id="page86"></a>[pg 86]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We'll crown the cannon with a cloud,</p> + + <p class="i2">We'll celebrate its praise;</p> + + <p>Recalling <i>its</i> old parting smoke,</p> + + <p class="i2">For good old by-gone days!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We'll smoke to these we leave behind</p> + + <p class="i2">In devious college ways;</p> + + <p>We'll smoke to songs we've sung before,</p> + + <p class="i2">In good old by-gone days.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We'll smoke to <i>Alma Mater's</i> name;</p> + + <p class="i2">She loves the cloud we raise!</p> + + <p>For well she knows the "biggest guns"</p> + + <p class="i2">Are in the coming days!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We'll smoke the times, the good old times,</p> + + <p class="i2">When we were called <i>fire</i>!</p> + + <p>Their light shall blaze in memory,</p> + + <p class="i2">Till the lamp of life expire!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Then let each smoking pipe be broke,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Hurrah for coming days!</p> + + <p>We'll take a march, a merry march,</p> + + <p class="i2">To meet the coming days!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">H.P. PECK.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The Indian weed, withered quite,</p> + + <p>Green at noon, cut down at night,</p> + + <p>Shows thy decay; all flesh is hay,</p> + + <p>Thus thinke, then drinke + tobacco.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page87" + id="page87"></a>[pg 87]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The pipe that is so lily-white,</p> + + <p>Shows thee to be a mortal wight;</p> + + <p>And even such, gone with a touch,</p> + + <p>Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And when the smoke ascends on high,</p> + + <p>Thinke thou beholdst the vanity</p> + + <p>Of worldly stuffe, gone with a puffe,</p> + + <p>Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And when the pipe grows foul within,</p> + + <p>Think on thy soule defil'd with sin,</p> + + <p>And then the fire it doth require.</p> + + <p>Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The ashes that are left behind,</p> + + <p>May serve to put thee still in mind,</p> + + <p>That unto dust return thou must.</p> + + <p>Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">GEORGE WITHER, 1620.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>VIRGINIA'S KINGLY PLANT.</h2> + + <h4><i>By an "Old Salt."</i></h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, muse! grant me the power</p> + + <p>(I have the will) to sing</p> + + <p>How oft in lonely hour,</p> + + <p>When storms would round me lower,</p> + + <p>Tobacco's proved a + king!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page88" + id="page88"></a>[pg 88]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Philanthropists, no doubt</p> + + <p>With good intentions ripe,</p> + + <p>Their dogmas may put out,</p> + + <p>And arrogantly shout</p> + + <p>The evils of the pipe.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Kind moralists, with tracts,</p> + + <p>Opinions fine may show;</p> + + <p>Produce a thousand facts,—</p> + + <p>How ill tobacco acts</p> + + <p>Man's system to o'erthrow.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Learn'd doctors have employed</p> + + <p>Much patience, time, and skill,</p> + + <p>To prove tobacco cloyed</p> + + <p>With acrid alkaloid,</p> + + <p>With power the nerves to kill.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>E'en popes have curst the plant;</p> + + <p>Kings bade its use to cease;</p> + + <p>But all the pontiff's rant</p> + + <p>And royal James's cant</p> + + <p>Ne'er made its use decrease.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Teetotalers may stamp</p> + + <p>And roar at pipes and beer;</p> + + <p>But place them in a swamp,</p> + + <p>When nights are dark and damp,—</p> + + <p>Their tunes would change, I + fear.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page89" + id="page89"></a>[pg 89]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>No advocate am I</p> + + <p>Of excess in one or t'other,</p> + + <p>And ne'er essayed to try</p> + + <p>In wine to drown a sigh,</p> + + <p>Or a single care to smother.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Yet, in moderation pure,</p> + + <p>A glass is well enough;</p> + + <p>But a troubled heart to cure,</p> + + <p>Kind feelings to insure,</p> + + <p>Give me a cheerful puff.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How oft a learn'd divine</p> + + <p>His sermons will prepare,</p> + + <p>Not by imbibing wine,</p> + + <p>But 'neath th' influence fine</p> + + <p>Of a pipe of "baccy" rare!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How many a pleasing scene,</p> + + <p>How many a happy joke,</p> + + <p>How many a satire keen,</p> + + <p>Or problem sharp, has been</p> + + <p>Evolved or born of smoke!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How oft amidst the jar,</p> + + <p>Of storms on ruin bent,</p> + + <p>On shipboard, near or far,</p> + + <p>To the drenched and shiv'ring tar,</p> + + <p>Tobacco's solace + lent!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page90" + id="page90"></a>[pg 90]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, tell me not 'tis bad,</p> + + <p>Or that it shortens life!</p> + + <p>Its charms can soothe the sad,</p> + + <p>And make the wretched glad,</p> + + <p>In trouble and in strife.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Tis used in every clime,</p> + + <p>By all men, high and low;</p> + + <p>It is praised in prose and rhyme,</p> + + <p>And can but end with time;</p> + + <p>So let the kind herb grow!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Tis a friend to the distress'd;</p> + + <p>'Tis a comforter in need;</p> + + <p>It is social, soothing, blest;</p> + + <p>It has fragrance, force, and zest;</p> + + <p>Then hail the kingly weed!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>TOO GREAT A SACRIFICE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The maid, as by the papers doth appear,</p> + + <p>Whom fifty thousand dollars made so dear,</p> + + <p>To test Lothario's passion, simply said,</p> + + <p>"Forego the weed before we go to wed.</p> + + <p>For smoke, take flame; I'll be that flame's bright + fanner.</p> + + <p>To have your Anna, give up your Havana."</p> + + <p>But he, when thus she brought him to the + scratch,</p> + + <p>Lit his cigar, and threw away his match.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"> + ANON.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page91" + id="page91"></a>[pg 91]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO A PIPE OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Come, lovely tube, by friendship blest,</p> + + <p class="i2">Belov'd and honored by the wise,</p> + + <p>Come filled with honest "Weekly's best,"</p> + + <p class="i2">And kindled from the lofty skies.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>While round me clouds of incense roll,</p> + + <p class="i2">With guiltless joys you charm the + sense,</p> + + <p>And nobler pleasure to the soul</p> + + <p class="i2">In hints of moral truth dispense.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Soon as you feel th' enliv'ning ray,</p> + + <p class="i2">To dust you hasten to return,</p> + + <p>And teach me that my earliest day</p> + + <p class="i2">Began to give me to the urn.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But though thy grosser substance sink</p> + + <p class="i2">To dust, thy purer part aspires;</p> + + <p>This when I see, I joy to think</p> + + <p class="i2">That earth but half of me requires.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Like thee, myself am born to die,</p> + + <p class="i2">Made half to rise, and half to fall.</p> + + <p>Oh, could I, while my moments fly,</p> + + <p class="i2">The bliss you give me give to all!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Gentleman's Magazine</i>, July, + 1745.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page92" + id="page92"></a>[pg 92]</span> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In the smoke of my dear cigarito</p> + + <p class="i2">Cloud castles rise gorgeous and tall;</p> + + <p>And Eros, divine muchachito,</p> + + <p class="i2">With smiles hovers over it all.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But dreaming, forgetting to cherish</p> + + <p class="i2">The fire at my lips as it dies,</p> + + <p>The dream and the rapture must perish,</p> + + <p class="i2">And Eros descend from the skies.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>O wicked and false muchachito,</p> + + <p class="i2">Your rapture I yet may recall;</p> + + <p>But, like my re-lit cigarito,</p> + + <p class="i2">A bitterness tinges it all.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">CAMILLA K. VON K.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>A GOOD CIGAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, 'tis well and enough,</p> + + <p>A whiff or a puff</p> + + <p>From the heart of a pipe to get;</p> + + <p>And a dainty maid</p> + + <p>Or a budding blade</p> + + <p>May toy with the cigarette;</p> + + <p>But a man, when the time</p> + + <p>Of a glorious prime</p> + + <p>Dawns forth like a morning star,</p> + + <p>Wants the dark-brown bloom</p> + + <p>And the sweet perfume</p> + + <p>That go with a good + cigar.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page93" + id="page93"></a>[pg 93]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To lazily float</p> + + <p>In a painted boat</p> + + <p>On a shimmering morning sea,</p> + + <p>Or to flirt with a maid</p> + + <p>In the afternoon shade</p> + + <p>Seems good enough sport to be;</p> + + <p>But the evening hour,</p> + + <p>With its subtle power,</p> + + <p>Is sweeter and better far,</p> + + <p>If joined to the joy,</p> + + <p>Devoid of alloy,</p> + + <p>That lurks in a good cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When a blanket wet</p> + + <p>Is solidly set</p> + + <p>O'er hopes prematurely grown;</p> + + <p>When ambition is tame,</p> + + <p>And energy lame,</p> + + <p>And the bloom from the fruit is blown;</p> + + <p>When to dance and to dine</p> + + <p>With women and wine</p> + + <p>Past poverty pleasures are,—</p> + + <p>A man's not bereft</p> + + <p>Of all peace, if there's left</p> + + <p>The joy of a good cigar.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">NORRIS + BULL.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page94" + id="page94"></a>[pg 94]</span> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A glass is good, and a lass is good,</p> + + <p class="i2">And a pipe to smoke in cold weather;</p> + + <p>The world is good, and the people are good,</p> + + <p class="i2">And we're all good fellows together.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JOHN O'KEEFE: <i>Sprigs of Laurel</i>,<br /> + Act ii. sc. i.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY FRIENDLY PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let sybarites still dream delights</p> + + <p class="i2">While smoking cigarettes,</p> + + <p>Whose opiates get in their pates</p> + + <p class="i2">Till waking brings regrets;</p> + + <p>Oh, let them doze, devoid of woes,</p> + + <p class="i2">Of troubles, and of frets.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And let the chap who loves to nap</p> + + <p class="i2">With his cigar in hand</p> + + <p>Pursue his way, and live his day,</p> + + <p class="i2">As runs time's changing sand;</p> + + <p>Let him delight by day and night</p> + + <p class="i2">In his peculiar brand.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But as for me, I love to be</p> + + <p class="i2">Provided with a pipe,—</p> + + <p>A rare old bowl to warm my soul,</p> + + <p class="i2">A meerschaum brown and ripe,—</p> + + <p>With good plug cut, no stump or butt,</p> + + <p class="i2">Nor filthy + gutter-snipe.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page95" + id="page95"></a>[pg 95]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My joys increase! It brings me peace</p> + + <p class="i2">As nothing else can do;</p> + + <p>From all the strife of daily life</p> + + <p class="i2">Here my relief is true.</p> + + <p>I watch its rings; it purrs and sings—</p> + + <p class="i2">And then it's cheaper, too!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Detroit Tribune</i>.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>ODE TO TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Come then, Tobacco, new-found friend,</p> + + <p class="i2">Come, and thy suppliant attend</p> + + <p>In each dull, lonely hour;</p> + + <p>And though misfortunes lie around,</p> + + <p>Thicker than hailstones on the ground,</p> + + <p class="i2">I'll rest upon thy power.</p> + + <p>Then while the coxcomb, pert and proud,</p> + + <p>The politician, learned and loud,</p> + + <p class="i2">Keep one eternal clack,</p> + + <p>I'll tread where silent Nature smiles,</p> + + <p>Where Solitude our woe beguiles,</p> + + <p class="i2">And chew thee, dear Tobac.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">DANIEL WEBSTER.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>A BACHELOR'S SOLILOQUY.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I sit all alone with my pipe by the fire,</p> + + <p class="i2">I ne'er knew the Benedict's yoke;</p> + + <p>I worship a fairy-like, fanciful form,</p> + + <p class="i2">That goes up the chimney in + smoke.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page96" + id="page96"></a>[pg 96]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I sit in my dressing-gowned slipperful ease,</p> + + <p class="i2">Without wife or bairns to provoke,</p> + + <p>And puff at my pipe, while my hopes and my fears</p> + + <p class="i2">All go up the chimney in smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I sit with my pipe, and my heart's lonesome care</p> + + <p class="i2">I try, but all vainly, to choke.</p> + + <p>Ah, me! but I find that the flame that Love + lights</p> + + <p class="i2">Won't go up the chimney in smoke.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Cigar and Tobacco World</i>, London.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE DREAMER'S PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Meerschaum, thing with amber tip,</p> + + <p>Clutched between the dreamer's lip,</p> + + <p>Fragrant odors from thy bowl</p> + + <p>Mingling with the dreamer's soul;</p> + + <p>Curling wreaths of smoke ascending,</p> + + <p>Comfort sweet with incense blending.</p> + + <p>Joy and peace and solace sending</p> + + <p class="i4">To the dreamer's heart.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Fashioned like a satyr's head,</p> + + <p>Crowned with fire, glowing red,</p> + + <p>Quaintly carved and softly sleek</p> + + <p>As Afric maiden's downy cheek.</p> + + <p>Comrade of each idle hour</p> + + <p>In forest shade or leafy bower;</p> + + <p>Lotus-eaters from thy power</p> + + <p class="i4">Ne'er can break + apart.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page97" + id="page97"></a>[pg 97]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Darkly colored from long use</p> + + <p>With tobacco's balmy juice</p> + + <p>From snowy white to ebon turned</p> + + <p>By the incense daily burned.</p> + + <p>Laid at night within thy case</p> + + <p>Of velvet soft—thy resting place—</p> + + <p>Whence with leering, stained face</p> + + <p class="i4">Daily thou must start,—</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To soothe the dreamer's every care,</p> + + <p>To glow and burn and fill the air</p> + + <p>With thy curling perfume rare:</p> + + <p>As thou charmest gloom away,</p> + + <p>With the dreamer rest for aye</p> + + <p>Friend of youth, and manhood ripe</p> + + <p>All hail to thee, thou meerschaum pipe!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>New Orleans Times Democrat.</i></p> + <hr /> + + <h2>SUBLIME TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But here the herald of the self-same mouth</p> + + <p>Came breathing o'er the aromatic South,</p> + + <p>Not like a "bed of violets" on the gale,</p> + + <p>But such as wafts its cloud o'er grog or ale,</p> + + <p>Borne from a short, frail pipe, which yet had + blown</p> + + <p>Its gentle odors over either zone,</p> + + <p>And, puff'd where'er minds rise or waters roll,</p> + + <p>Had wafted smoke from Portsmouth to the Pole,</p> + + <p>Opposed its vapor as the lightning flash'd,</p> + + <p>And reek'd, 'midst mountain billows + unabashed,</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page98" + id="page98"></a>[pg 98]</span> + + <p>To Ćolus a constant sacrifice,</p> + + <p>Through every change of all the varying skies.</p> + + <p>And what was he who bore it? I may err,</p> + + <p>But deem him sailor or philosopher.</p> + + <p>Sublime tobacco! which from east to west</p> + + <p>Cheers the tar's labor or the Turkman's rest;</p> + + <p>Which on the Moslem's ottoman divides</p> + + <p>His hours, and rivals opiums and his brides;</p> + + <p>Magnificent in Stamboul, but less grand,</p> + + <p>Though not less loved, in Wapping on the Strand;</p> + + <p>Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe,</p> + + <p>When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;</p> + + <p>Like other charmers, wooing the caress</p> + + <p>More dazzlingly when daring in full dress;</p> + + <p>Yet thy true lovers more admire by far</p> + + <p>Thy naked beauties,—give me a cigar!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">LORD BYRON:</p> + + <p class="author"><i>The Island, Canto ii., Stanza 19.</i></p> + <hr /> + + <h2>SMOKING AWAY.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Floating away like the fountains' spray,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or the snow-white plume of a maiden,</p> + + <p>The smoke-wreaths rise to the starlit skies</p> + + <p class="i2">With blissful fragrance laden.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p><i>Chorus.</i> Then smoke away till a golden ray</p> + + <p class="i6">Lights up the dawn of the morrow,</p> + + <p class="i4">For a cheerful cigar, like a shield, will + bar,</p> + + <p class="i6">The blows of care and + sorrow.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page99" + id="page99"></a>[pg 99]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The leaf burns bright, like the gems of light</p> + + <p class="i2">That flash in the braids of Beauty;</p> + + <p>It nerves each heart for the hero's part</p> + + <p class="i2">On the battle-plain of duty.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In the thoughtful gloom of his darkened room,</p> + + <p class="i2">Sits the child of song and story,</p> + + <p>But his heart is light, for his pipe burns + bright,</p> + + <p class="i2">And his dreams are all of glory.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>By the blazing fire sits the gray-haired sire,</p> + + <p class="i2">And infant arras surround him;</p> + + <p>And he smiles on all in that quaint old hall,</p> + + <p class="i2">While the smoke-curls float around + him.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In the forest grand of our native land,</p> + + <p class="i2">When the savage conflict ended,</p> + + <p>The "pipe of peace" brought a sweet release</p> + + <p class="i2">From toil and terror blended.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The dark-eyed train of the maids of Spain</p> + + <p class="i2">'Neath their arbor shades trip + lightly,</p> + + <p>And a gleaming cigar, like a new-born star,</p> + + <p class="i2">In the clasp of their lips burns + brightly</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It warms the soul like the blushing bowl,</p> + + <p class="i2">With its rose-red burden streaming,</p> + + <p>And drowns it in bliss, like the first warm kiss</p> + + <p class="i2">From the lips with love-buds teeming.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">FRANCIS MILES + FINCH.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page100" + id="page100"></a>[pg 100]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A FAREWELL TO TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>May the Babylonish curse</p> + + <p>Straight confound my stammering verse</p> + + <p>If I can a passage see</p> + + <p>In this word-perplexity,</p> + + <p>Or a fit expression find,</p> + + <p>Or a language to my mind</p> + + <p>(Still the phrase is wide or scant),</p> + + <p>To take leave of thee, GREAT PLANT!</p> + + <p>Or in any terms relate</p> + + <p>Half my love, or half my hate:</p> + + <p>For I hate, yet love, thee so,</p> + + <p>That, whichever thing I show,</p> + + <p>The plain truth will seem to be</p> + + <p>A constrain'd hyperbole,</p> + + <p>And the passion to proceed</p> + + <p>More from a mistress than a weed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Sooty retainer to the vine,</p> + + <p>Bacchus' black servant, negro fine;</p> + + <p>Sorcerer, that mak'st us dote upon</p> + + <p>Thy begrimed complexion,</p> + + <p>And, for thy pernicious sake,</p> + + <p>More and greater oaths to break</p> + + <p>Than reclaimed lovers take</p> + + <p>'Gainst women: thou thy siege dost lay</p> + + <p>Much too in the female way,</p> + + <p>While thou suck'st the lab'ring breath</p> + + <p>Faster than kisses or than + death.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page101" + id="page101"></a>[pg 101]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">Thou in such a cloud dost bind us,</p> + + <p>That our worst foes cannot find us,</p> + + <p>And ill-fortune, that would thwart us,</p> + + <p>Shoots at rovers, shooting at us;</p> + + <p>While each man, through thy height'ning steam</p> + + <p>Does like a smoking Etna seem,</p> + + <p>And all about us does express</p> + + <p>(Fancy and wit in richest dress)</p> + + <p>A Sicilian fruitfulness.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Thou through such a mist dost show us,</p> + + <p>That our best friends do not know us,</p> + + <p>And, for those allowčd features,</p> + + <p>Due to reasonable creatures,</p> + + <p>Liken'st us to fell Chimeras,</p> + + <p>Monsters that, who see us, fear us;</p> + + <p>Worse than Cerberus or Geryon,</p> + + <p>Or, who first loved a cloud, Ixion.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Bacchus we know, and we allow</p> + + <p>His tipsy rites. But what art thou,</p> + + <p>That but by reflex canst show</p> + + <p>What his deity can do,</p> + + <p>As the false Egyptian spell</p> + + <p>Aped the true Hebrew miracle,</p> + + <p>Some few vapors thou mayst raise</p> + + <p>The weak brain may serve to amaze,</p> + + <p>But to the reins and nobler heart</p> + + <p>Canst nor life nor heat + impart.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page102" + id="page102"></a>[pg 102]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">Brother of Bacchus, later born,</p> + + <p>The Old World was sure forlorn</p> + + <p>Wanting thee, that aidest more</p> + + <p>The god's victories than before</p> + + <p>All his panthers, and the brawls</p> + + <p>Of his piping Bacchanals.</p> + + <p>These, as stale, we disallow,</p> + + <p>Or judge of <i>thee</i> meant; only thou</p> + + <p>His true Indian conquest art;</p> + + <p>And for ivy round his dart</p> + + <p>The reformed god now weaves</p> + + <p>A finer thyrsus of thy leaves.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">Scent to match thy rich perfume</p> + + <p>Chemic art did ne'er presume,</p> + + <p>Through her quaint alembic strain,</p> + + <p>None so sov'reign to the brain.</p> + + <p>Nature, that did in thee excel,</p> + + <p>Framed again no second smell.</p> + + <p>Roses, violets, but toys</p> + + <p>For the smaller sort of boys,</p> + + <p>Or for greener damsels meant;</p> + + <p>Thou art the only manly scent.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">Stinking'st of the stinking kind,</p> + + <p>Filth of the mouth and fog of the mind,</p> + + <p>Africa, that brags her foison,</p> + + <p>Breeds no such prodigious poison,</p> + + <p>Henbane, nightshade, both together,</p> + + <p>Hemlock, + aconite—</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page103" + id="page103"></a>[pg 103]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i10">Nay, rather,</p> + + <p>Plant divine, of rarest virtue;</p> + + <p>Blisters on the tongue would hurt you.</p> + + <p>'Twas but in a sort I blamed thee;</p> + + <p>None e'er prosper'd who defamed thee;</p> + + <p>Irony all, and feign'd abuse,</p> + + <p>Such as perplex'd lovers use</p> + + <p>At a need when, in despair</p> + + <p>To paint forth their fairest fair,</p> + + <p>Or in part but to express</p> + + <p>That exceeding comeliness</p> + + <p>Which their fancies doth so strike,</p> + + <p>They borrow language of dislike;</p> + + <p>And, instead of Dearest Miss,</p> + + <p>Jewel, Honey, Sweetheart, Bliss,</p> + + <p>And those forms of old admiring,</p> + + <p>Call her Cockatrice and Siren,</p> + + <p>Basilisk, and all that's evil,</p> + + <p>Witch, Hyena, Mermaid, Devil,</p> + + <p>Ethiop, Wench, and Blackamore,</p> + + <p>Monkey, Ape, and twenty more,</p> + + <p>Friendly Trait'ress, loving Foe,—</p> + + <p>Not that she is truly so,</p> + + <p>But no other way they know</p> + + <p>A contentment to express,</p> + + <p>Borders so upon excess</p> + + <p>That they do not rightly wot</p> + + <p>Whether it be pain or not.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">Or as men, constrain'd to part</p> + + <p>With what's nearest to their + heart.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page104" + id="page104"></a>[pg 104]</span> + + <p>While their sorrow's at the height</p> + + <p>Lose discrimination quite,</p> + + <p>And their hasty wrath let fall,</p> + + <p>To appease their frantic gall,</p> + + <p>On the darling thing whatever</p> + + <p>Whence they feel it death to sever,</p> + + <p>Though it be, as they, perforce,</p> + + <p>Guiltless of the sad divorce.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">For I must (nor let it grieve thee,</p> + + <p>Friendliest of plants, that I must) leave thee.</p> + + <p>For thy sake, TOBACCO, I</p> + + <p>Would do anything but die,</p> + + <p>And but seek to extend my days</p> + + <p>Long enough to sing thy praise.</p> + + <p>But as she who once hath been</p> + + <p>A king's consort is a queen</p> + + <p>Ever after, nor will bate</p> + + <p>Any tittle of her state,</p> + + <p>Though a widow or divorced,</p> + + <p>So I, from thy converse forced,</p> + + <p>The old name and style retain,</p> + + <p>A right Katherine of Spain;</p> + + <p>And a seat, too, 'mongst the joys</p> + + <p>Of the blest Tobacco Boys,</p> + + <p>Where, though I by sour physician</p> + + <p>Am debarr'd the full fruition</p> + + <p>Of thy favors, I may catch</p> + + <p>Some collateral sweets, and snatch</p> + + <p>Sidelong odors, that give life</p> + + <p>Like glances from a neighbor's + wife,</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page105" + id="page105"></a>[pg 105]</span> + + <p>And still live in the by-places</p> + + <p>And the suburbs of thy graces,</p> + + <p>And in thy borders take delight,</p> + + <p>An unconquer'd Canaanite.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">CHARLES LAMB.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>A WINTER EVENING HYMN TO MY FIRE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Nicotia, dearer to the Muse</p> + + <p>Than all the grape's bewildering juice,</p> + + <p>We worship, unforbid of thee;</p> + + <p>And as her incense floats and curls</p> + + <p>In airy spires and wayward whirls,</p> + + <p>Or poises on its tremulous stalk</p> + + <p>A flower of frailest reverie,</p> + + <p>So winds and loiters, idly free,</p> + + <p>The current of unguided talk,</p> + + <p>Now laughter-rippled, and now caught</p> + + <p>In smooth dark pools of deeper thought</p> + + <p>Meanwhile thou mellowest every word,</p> + + <p>A sweetly unobtrusive third;</p> + + <p>For thou hast magic beyond wine</p> + + <p>To unlock natures each to each;</p> + + <p>The unspoken thought thou canst divine;</p> + + <p>Thou fill'st the pauses of the speech</p> + + <p>With whispers that to dreamland reach,</p> + + <p>And frozen fancy-springs unchain</p> + + <p>In Arctic outskirts of the brain.</p> + + <p>Sun of all inmost + confidences,</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page106" + id="page106"></a>[pg 106]</span> + + <p>To thy rays doth the heart unclose</p> + + <p>Its formal calyx of pretences,</p> + + <p>That close against rude day's offences,</p> + + <p>And open its shy midnight rose!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY PIPE AND I.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There may be comrades in this world,</p> + + <p class="i2">As stanch and true as steel.</p> + + <p>There are: and by their friendships firm</p> + + <p class="i2">Is life made only real.</p> + + <p>But, after all, of all these hearts</p> + + <p class="i2">That close with mine entwine,</p> + + <p>None lie so near, nor seem so dear</p> + + <p class="i2">As this old pipe of mine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My silent friend—whose voice is held</p> + + <p class="i2">Fast for my ear alone—</p> + + <p>Stays with me always, well content,</p> + + <p class="i2">With Darby to be Joan.</p> + + <p>No fickleness disturbs our lot;</p> + + <p class="i2">No jars its peace to smother;</p> + + <p>Ah, no; my faithful pipe and I</p> + + <p class="i2">Have wooed and won—each other.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>On clouds of curling incense sweet,</p> + + <p class="i2">We go—my pipe and I—</p> + + <p>To lands far off, where skies stay blue</p> + + <p class="i2">Through all the years that + fly.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page107" + id="page107"></a>[pg 107]</span> + + <p>And nights and days, with rosy dreams</p> + + <p class="i2">Teems bright—an endless throng</p> + + <p>That passing leave, in echoing wake,</p> + + <p class="i2">Soft murmurings of song.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Does this dream fade? Another comes</p> + + <p class="i2">To fill its place and more.</p> + + <p>In castles silvern roam we now,</p> + + <p class="i2">They're ours! All! All are ours!</p> + + <p>What'er the wreathing rings enfold</p> + + <p class="i2">Drops shimmering golden showers!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>No sordid cost our steps can stay,</p> + + <p class="i2">We travel free as air.</p> + + <p>Our wings are fancies, incense-borne,</p> + + <p class="i2">That feather-light upbear.</p> + + <p>Begone! ye powers of steam and flood.</p> + + <p class="i2">Thy roads creep far too slow;</p> + + <p>We need thee not. My pipe and I</p> + + <p class="i2">Swifter than Time must go.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Why, what is this? The pipe gone out?</p> + + <p class="i2">Well, well, the fire's out, too!</p> + + <p>The dreams are gone—we're poor once more;</p> + + <p class="i2">Life's pain begins anew.</p> + + <p>'Tis time for sleep, my faithful pipe,</p> + + <p class="i2">But may thy dreamings be,</p> + + <p>Through slumbering hours hued as bright</p> + + <p class="i2">As those thou gav'st to me!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ELTON J. + BUCKLEY.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page108" + id="page108"></a>[pg 108]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>SIC TRANSIT.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Just a note that I found on my table,</p> + + <p class="i2">By the bills of a year buried o'er,</p> + + <p>In a feminine hand and requesting</p> + + <p class="i2">My presence for tennis at four.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Half remorseful for leaving it lying</p> + + <p class="i2">In surroundings unworthy as those,</p> + + <p>I carefully dusted and smoothed it,</p> + + <p class="i2">And mutely begged pardon of Rose.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But I thought with a smile of the proverb</p> + + <p class="i2">Which says you may treat as you will</p> + + <p>The vase which has once contained roses,</p> + + <p class="i2">Their fragrance will cling to it + still.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For the writer I scarcely remember,</p> + + <p class="i2">The occasion has vanished afar,</p> + + <p>And the fragrance that clings to the letter</p> + + <p class="i2">Recalls—an Havana cigar.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">W.B. ANDERSON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE BETROTHED.</h2> + + <h4>"<i>You must choose between me and your cigar.</i>"</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Open the old cigar-box, get me a Cuba stout,</p> + + <p>For things are running crossways, and Maggie and I + are out.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page109" + id="page109"></a>[pg 109]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We quarrelled about Havanas—we fought o'er a + good cheroot,</p> + + <p>And I know she is exacting, and she says I am a + brute.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Open the old cigar-box—let me consider a + space;</p> + + <p>In the soft blue veil of the vapor, musing on + Maggie's face.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Maggie is pretty to look at,—Maggie's a loving + lass,</p> + + <p>But the prettiest cheeks must wrinkle, the truest of + loves must pass.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's peace in a Laranaga, there's calm in a Henry + Clay,</p> + + <p>But the best cigar in an hour is finished and thrown + away,—</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Thrown away for another as perfect and ripe and + brown,—</p> + + <p>But I could not throw away Maggie for fear o' the + talk o' the town!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Maggie my wife at fifty,—gray and dour and + old,—</p> + + <p>With never another Maggie to purchase for love or + gold!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And the light of Days that have Been the dark of the + Days that Are,</p> + + <p>And Love's torch stinking and stale, like the butt + of a dead + cigar,—</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page110" + id="page110"></a>[pg 110]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The butt of a dead cigar you are bound to keep in + your pocket,—</p> + + <p>With never a new one to light tho' it's charred and + black to the socket.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Open the old cigar-box,—let me consider a + while,—</p> + + <p>Here is a mild Manilla,—there is a wifely + smile.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Which is the better portion,—bondage bought + with a ring,</p> + + <p>Or a harem of dusky beauties, fifty tied in a + string?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Counsellors cunning and silent—comforters true + and tried,</p> + + <p>And never a one of the fifty to sneer at a rival + bride.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Thought in the early morning, solace in time of + woes,</p> + + <p>Peace in the hush of the twilight, balm ere my + eyelids close.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>This will the fifty give me, asking nought in + return,</p> + + <p>With only a <i>Suttee's</i> passion,—to do + their duty and burn.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>This will the fifty give me. When they are spent and + dead,</p> + + <p>Five times other fifties shall be my servants + instead.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The furrows of far-off Java, the isles of the + Spanish Main,</p> + + <p>When they hear my harem is empty, will send me my + brides + again.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page111" + id="page111"></a>[pg 111]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I will take no heed to their raiment, nor food for + their mouths withal,</p> + + <p>So long as the gulls are nesting, so long as the + showers fall.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I will scent 'em with best vanilla, with tea will I + temper their hides,</p> + + <p>And the Moor and the Mormon shall envy, who read of + the tale of my brides.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For Maggie has written a letter to give me my choice + between</p> + + <p>The wee little whimpering Love and the great god + Nick o' Teen.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And I have been servant of Love for barely a + twelve-month clear.</p> + + <p>But I have been Priest of Partagas a matter of seven + year;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And the gloom of my bachelor days is flecked with + the cheery light</p> + + <p>Of stumps that I burned to Friendship and Pleasure + and Work and Fight.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And I turn my eyes to the future that Maggie and I + must prove,</p> + + <p>But the only light on the marshes is the + Will-o'-the-Wisp of + Love.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page112" + id="page112"></a>[pg 112]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Will it see me safe through my journey, or leave me + bogged in the mire?</p> + + <p>Since a puff of tobacco can cloud it, shall I follow + the fitful fire?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Open the old cigar-box,—let me consider + anew,—</p> + + <p>Old friends, and who is Maggie that I should abandon + <i>you</i>?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A million surplus Maggies are willing to bear the + yoke;</p> + + <p>And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a + Smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Light me another Cuba: I hold to my first-sworn + vows,</p> + + <p>If Maggie will have no rival, I'll have no Maggie + for spouse!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">RUDYARD KIPLING.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>ON A BROKEN PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Neglected now it lies, a cold clay form,</p> + + <p>So late with living inspirations warm;</p> + + <p>Type of all other creatures formed of + clay—</p> + + <p>What more than it for epitaph have they?</p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="page113" + id="page113"></a>[pg 113]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A VALENTINE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What's my love's name? Guess her name.</p> + + <p class="i6">Nina? No.</p> + + <p class="i6">Alina? No.</p> + + <p>It does end with "ina," though.</p> + + <p>Guess again. Christina? No;</p> + + <p>Guess again. Wilhelmina? No.</p> + + <p>She reciprocates my flame,</p> + + <p>Cheers me wheresoe'er I go,</p> + + <p>Never forward, never coy,</p> + + <p>She is evermore my joy.</p> + + <p>Oh, the rapture! oh, the bliss!</p> + + <p>When I met my darling's kiss.</p> + + <p>Oh, I love her form to greet!</p> + + <p>Oh, her breath is passing sweet!</p> + + <p>Who could help but love her so?</p> + + <p>Nicotina, mistress mine,</p> + + <p>Thou shall be my Valentine.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY CIGARETTE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My cigarette! The amulet</p> + + <p class="i2">That charms afar unrest and sorrow,</p> + + <p>The magic wand that, far beyond</p> + + <p class="i2">To-day, can conjure up + to-morrow.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page114" + id="page114"></a>[pg 114]</span> + + <p>Like love's desire, thy crown of fire</p> + + <p class="i2">So softly with the twilight blending;</p> + + <p>And ah, meseems a poet's dreams</p> + + <p class="i2">Are in thy wreaths of smoke + ascending.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My cigarette! Can I forget</p> + + <p class="i2">How Kate and I, in sunny weather,</p> + + <p>Sat in the shade the elm-tree made</p> + + <p class="i2">And rolled the fragrant weed + together?</p> + + <p>I at her side, beatified</p> + + <p class="i2">To hold and guide her fingers + willing;</p> + + <p>She rolling slow the papers snow,</p> + + <p class="i2">Putting my heart in with the filling.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My cigarette! I see her yet,</p> + + <p class="i2">The white smoke from her red lips + curling,</p> + + <p>Her dreaming eyes, her soft replies,</p> + + <p class="i2">Her gentle sighs, her laughter + purling!</p> + + <p>Ah, dainty roll, whose parting soul</p> + + <p class="i2">Ebbs out in many a snowy billow,</p> + + <p>I too would burn, if I could earn</p> + + <p class="i2">Upon her lips so soft a pillow.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ah, cigarette! The gay coquette</p> + + <p class="i2">Has long forgot the flame she + lighted;</p> + + <p>And you and I unthinking by</p> + + <p class="i2">Alike are thrown, alike are slighted.</p> + + <p>The darkness gathers fast without,</p> + + <p class="i2">A raindrop on my window plashes;</p> + + <p>My cigarette and heart are out,</p> + + <p class="i2">And naught is left me but the ashes.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">CHARLES F. + LUMMIS.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page115" + id="page115"></a>[pg 115]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE PIPE CRITIC.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Say, pipe, let's talk of love;</p> + + <p class="i6">Canst aid me? By my life,</p> + + <p class="i4">I'll ask not gods above</p> + + <p class="i6">To help me choose a wife;</p> + + <p>But to thy gentle self I'll give the puzzling + strife.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Thy color let me find,</p> + + <p class="i6">And blue like smoke her eyes;</p> + + <p class="i4">A healthy store her mind</p> + + <p class="i6">As that which in thee lies,—</p> + + <p>An evanescent draft, whose incense mounts the + skies.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">And, pipe, a breath like thine;</p> + + <p class="i6">Her hair an amber gold,</p> + + <p class="i4">And wrought in shapes as fine</p> + + <p class="i6">As that which now I hold;</p> + + <p>A grace in every limb, her form thy slender + mould.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">And when her lips I kiss,</p> + + <p class="i6">Oh, may she burn like thee,</p> + + <p class="i4">And strive to give me bliss!</p> + + <p class="i6">A comforter to be</p> + + <p>When friends wax cold, time fades, and all departs + from me.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page116" + id="page116"></a>[pg 116]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">And may she hide in smoke,</p> + + <p class="i6">As you, my friend, have done,</p> + + <p class="i4">The failings that would choke</p> + + <p class="i6">My virtues every one,</p> + + <p>Turn grief to laughing jest, or painful thought to + fun.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Her aid be such as thine</p> + + <p class="i6">To stir my brain a bit.</p> + + <p class="i4">When 'round this hearth of mine</p> + + <p class="i6">Friends sit and banter wit,</p> + + <p>She'll shape a well-turned phrase, a subtle jest to + hit.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">In short, my sole delight</p> + + <p class="i6">(Why, pipe, you sputter so!),</p> + + <p class="i4">Whose angel visage bright</p> + + <p class="i6">(And at me ashes throw!)</p> + + <p>Shall never rival fear. You're jealous now, I + know.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Nay, pipe, I'll not leave thee;</p> + + <p class="i6">For of thy gifts there's one</p> + + <p class="i4">That's passing dear to me</p> + + <p class="i6">Whose equal she'd have none,—</p> + + <p>The gift of peace serene; she'd have, alas, a + tongue!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">WALTER + LITTLEFIELD.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page117" + id="page117"></a>[pg 117]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A SONG WITHOUT A NAME.</h2> + + <h4>AIR: "<i>The Vicar of Bray</i>."</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Twas in Queen Bess's golden days</p> + + <p class="i2">That smoking came in fashion;</p> + + <p>And from the court it quickly spread</p> + + <p class="i2">Throughout the English nation.</p> + + <p>The courtiers first the lesson learnt,</p> + + <p class="i2">And burn'd the fragrant treasure;</p> + + <p>And e'en the queen herself, 'tis said,</p> + + <p class="i2">Would sometimes share the pleasure.</p> + + <p>But this is true, I will maintain,—</p> + + <p class="i2">And I am far from joking,—</p> + + <p>Of all the pleasures men have found</p> + + <p class="i2">There's none to equal smoking.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Then learned men and lawyers wise</p> + + <p class="i2">And grave divines and doctors</p> + + <p>Found smoking help'd to clear the brain,</p> + + <p class="i2">And puff'd away in flocks, sirs;</p> + + <p>Then business men and humble clerks</p> + + <p class="i2">And laborer and peasant</p> + + <p>By smoking care would drive away,</p> + + <p class="i2">And make this life more pleasant.</p> + + <p>For this is true. I will maintain,—</p> + + <p class="i2">And I am far from joking,—</p> + + <p>Of all the pleasures men have found</p> + + <p class="i2">There's none to equal + smoking.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page118" + id="page118"></a>[pg 118]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And from these times we modern men</p> + + <p class="i2">Great glory do inherit,</p> + + <p>And wealth and learning and the strength</p> + + <p class="i2">Which makes the English spirit.</p> + + <p>We have no care, we fear no foe,</p> + + <p class="i2">We pass our lifetime gayly,</p> + + <p>But little think how much we owe</p> + + <p class="i2">To great Sir Walter Raleigh.</p> + + <p>For this is true, I will maintain,—</p> + + <p class="i2">And I am far from joking,—</p> + + <p>Of all the pleasures men have found</p> + + <p class="i2">There's none to equal smoking.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">W. LLOYD.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>AD NICOTINA.</h2> + + <h4>"<i>A Constrained Hyperbole.</i>"</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let others sing the praise of wine;</p> + + <p class="i2">I'll tolerate no queen</p> + + <p>But one fair nymph of spotless line,</p> + + <p class="i2">The gentle Nicotine.</p> + + <p>Her breath's as sweet as any flower's,</p> + + <p class="i2">No matter where it blows,</p> + + <p>And makes this dull old world of ours</p> + + <p class="i2">The color of the rose.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's not a pang but she can soothe,</p> + + <p class="i2">Nor spell but she can break,</p> + + <p>And e'en the hardest lot can smooth,</p> + + <p class="i2">And bid us courage + take.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page119" + id="page119"></a>[pg 119]</span> + + <p>Fair Nicotine! thou dost atone</p> + + <p class="i2">For many an aching heart;</p> + + <p>And I for one will gladly own</p> + + <p class="i2">The magic of thine art.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ah, "friendly traitress," "loving foe,"</p> + + <p class="i2">Forgive this loving lay;</p> + + <p>For I, thy worshipper, would show</p> + + <p class="i2">The sweetness of thy sway.</p> + + <p>"Sublime tobacco!" may thy reign</p> + + <p class="i2">Ne'er for one moment cease;</p> + + <p>For thou, Great Plant, art kin to brain,</p> + + <p class="i2">And synonym for peace.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">E.H.S.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MEERSCHAUM.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Come to me, O my meerschaum,</p> + + <p>For the vile street organs play;</p> + + <p>And the torture they're inflicting</p> + + <p>Will vanish quite away.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I open my study window</p> + + <p>And into the twilight peer,</p> + + <p>And my anxious eyes are watching</p> + + <p>For the man with my evening beer.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In one hand is the shining pewter,</p> + + <p>All amber the ale doth glow;</p> + + <p>In t'other are long "churchwardens,"</p> + + <p>As spotless and pure as + snow.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page120" + id="page120"></a>[pg 120]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ah! what would the world be to us</p> + + <p>Tobaccoless?—Fearful bore!</p> + + <p>We should dread the day after to-morrow</p> + + <p>Worse than the day before.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As the elephant's trunk to the creature,</p> + + <p>Is the pipe to the man, I trow;</p> + + <p>Useful and meditative</p> + + <p>As the cud to the peaceful cow.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So to the world is smoking;</p> + + <p>Through that we feel, with bliss</p> + + <p>That, whatever worlds come after,</p> + + <p>A jolly old world is this.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Come to me, O my meerschaum,</p> + + <p>And whisper to me here,</p> + + <p>If you like me better than coffee,</p> + + <p>Than grog, or the bitter beer.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh! what are our biggest winnings,</p> + + <p>If peaceful content we miss?</p> + + <p>Though fortune may give us an innings</p> + + <p>She seldom conveys us bliss.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You're better than all the fortunes</p> + + <p>That ever were made or broke;</p> + + <p>For a penny will always fill</p> + + <p>And buy me content with a smoke.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"> + WRONGFELLOW.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page121" + id="page121"></a>[pg 121]</span> + <hr /> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I like cigars</p> + + <p>Beneath the stars,</p> + + <p>Upon the waters blue.</p> + + <p>To laugh and float</p> + + <p>While rocks the boat</p> + + <p>Upon the waves,—Don't you?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To rest the oar</p> + + <p>And float to shore,—</p> + + <p>While soft the moonbeams shine,—</p> + + <p>To laugh and joke,</p> + + <p>And idly smoke;</p> + + <p>I think is quite divine.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>"A FREE PUFF."</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Do you remember when first we met?</p> + + <p>I was turning twenty—well! I don't forget</p> + + <p class="i10">How I walked along,</p> + + <p class="i10">Humming a song</p> + + <p>Across the fields and down the lane</p> + + <p>By the country road, and back again</p> + + <p>To the dear old farm—three miles or + more—</p> + + <p>And brought you home from the village + store.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page122" + id="page122"></a>[pg 122]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Summer was passing—don't you recall</p> + + <p>The splendid harvest we had that Fall,</p> + + <p>And how when the Autumn died,—sober and + brown,—</p> + + <p>We trudged down the turnpike, and on to the + town?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">Sweet black brierwood pipe of mine!</p> + + <p class="i2">If you were human you'd be half + divine,</p> + + <p>For when I've looked beyond the smoke, into your + burning bowl</p> + + <p class="i10">In times of need</p> + + <p class="i10">You've been, indeed,</p> + + <p>The only comfort, sweetest solace, of my overflowing + soul.</p> + + <p>We've been together nearly thirty years, old + fellow!</p> + + <p>And now, you must admit, we're both a trifle + mellow.</p> + + <p>We have had our share of joys and a deal of + sorrows,</p> + + <p>And while we're only waiting for a few more + to-morrows,</p> + + <p class="i2">Others will come, and others will go,</p> + + <p class="i2">And Time will gather what Youth will + sow;</p> + + <p class="i2">But we together will go down the + rough</p> + + <p class="i2">Road to the end, and to the + end—puff.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ARTHUR IRVING + GRAY.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page123" + id="page123"></a>[pg 123]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY MEERSCHAUM PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Old meerschaum pipe, I'll fondly wipe</p> + + <p class="i2">Thy scarred and blackened form,</p> + + <p>For thou to me wilt ever be—</p> + + <p class="i2">Whate'er betides the storm—</p> + + <p>A casket filled with memories</p> + + <p class="i2">Of life's Auroral morn.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Thou once wert fair like ivory rare;</p> + + <p class="i2">Spotless as lily white;</p> + + <p>Thy curving lines, like tendril'd vines,</p> + + <p class="i2">Were pleasing to the sight,</p> + + <p>And in thine ample bowl there lurked</p> + + <p class="i2">A promise of delight.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Like incense flung from censer swung</p> + + <p class="i2">Before some sculptured shrine,</p> + + <p>To float along with prayer and song</p> + + <p class="i2">To realms of bliss divine,—</p> + + <p>Ascend thy fragrant wreaths of smoke</p> + + <p class="i2">And with my thoughts entwine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Old pipe, old friend, o'er thee doth bend</p> + + <p class="i2">The rainbow hues of life,</p> + + <p>While sorrows roll across my soul,</p> + + <p class="i2">And peace is turned to strife,</p> + + <p>And Faith drifts o'er a sea of doubt</p> + + <p class="i2">With desolation + rife.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page124" + id="page124"></a>[pg 124]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Alas, that man or pipe e'er can</p> + + <p class="i2">Wax old or know decay;</p> + + <p>Alas, that heart from heart must part,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or Love can lose its sway.</p> + + <p>And death in life should cast its pall</p> + + <p class="i2">Athwart the troubled way.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Tho' love be cross'd, and friends are lost,</p> + + <p class="i2">And severed every tie;</p> + + <p>Tho' hopes are dead and joys have fled,</p> + + <p class="i2">And darkened is the sky;</p> + + <p>We yet can warm each other's hearts,</p> + + <p class="i2">Old meerschaum pipe and I.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JOHNSON M. MUNDY.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>A WARNING.</h2> + + <h4>HE.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I loathe all books. I hate to see</p> + + <p class="i2">The world and men through others' + eyes;</p> + + <p>My own are good enough for me.</p> + + <p class="i2">These scribbling fellows I despise;</p> + + <p class="i10">They bore me.</p> + + <p>I used to try to read a bit,</p> + + <p>But, when I did, a sleepy fit</p> + + <p class="i10">Came o'er + me.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page125" + id="page125"></a>[pg 125]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Yet here I sit with pensive look,</p> + + <p class="i2">Filling my pipe with fragrant loads,</p> + + <p>Gazing in rapture at a book!—</p> + + <p class="i2">A free translation of the Odes</p> + + <p class="i10">Of Horace.</p> + + <p>'Tis owned by sweet Elizabeth,</p> + + <p>And breathes a subtle, fragrant breath</p> + + <p class="i10">Of orris.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I longed for something that was hers</p> + + <p class="i2">To cheer me when I'm feeling low;</p> + + <p>I saw this book of paltry verse,</p> + + <p class="i2">And asked to take it home—and + so</p> + + <p class="i10">She lent it.</p> + + <p>I love her deep and tenderly,</p> + + <p>Yet dare not tell my love, lest she</p> + + <p class="i10">Resent it.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I'll learn to quote a stanza here,</p> + + <p class="i2">A couplet there. I'm very sure</p> + + <p>'Twould aid my suit could I appear</p> + + <p class="i2"><i>Au fait</i> in books and + literature.</p> + + <p class="i10">I'll do it!</p> + + <p>This jingle I can quickly learn;</p> + + <p>Then, hid in roses, I'll return</p> + + <p class="i10">Her poet!</p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="page126" + id="page126"></a>[pg 126]</span> + + <h4>SHE.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The hateful man! 'Twould vex a saint!</p> + + <p class="i2">Around my pretty, cherished book,</p> + + <p>The odor vile, the noisome taint</p> + + <p class="i2">Of horrid, stale tobacco-smoke</p> + + <p class="i10">Yet lingers!</p> + + <p>The hateful man, my book to spoil!</p> + + <p>Patrick, the tongs—lest I should soil</p> + + <p class="i10">My fingers!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>This lovely rose, these lilies frail,</p> + + <p class="i2">These violets he has sent to me</p> + + <p>The odor of his pipe exhale!</p> + + <p class="i2">Am I to blame that I should be</p> + + <p class="i10">Enraged?</p> + + <p>Tell Mr. Simpson every time</p> + + <p>He calls upon me, Patrick, I'm</p> + + <p class="i10">Engaged!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ARTHUR LOVELL.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO THE REV. MR. NEWTON.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Says the Pipe to the Snuff-box, "I can't + understand</p> + + <p class="i2">What the ladies and gentlemen see in your + face,</p> + + <p>That you are in fashion all over the land,</p> + + <p class="i2">And I am so much fallen into + disgrace.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page127" + id="page127"></a>[pg 127]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"Do but see what a pretty contemplative air</p> + + <p class="i2">I give to the company,—pray do but + note 'em,—</p> + + <p>You would think that the wise men of Greece were all + there,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or, at least, would suppose them the wise + men of Gotham.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"My breath is as sweet as the breath of blown + roses,</p> + + <p class="i2">While you are a nuisance where'er you + appear;</p> + + <p>There is nothing but snivelling and blowing of + noses,</p> + + <p class="i2">Such a noise as turns any man's stomach + to hear."</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Then, lifting his lid in a delicate way,</p> + + <p class="i2">And opening his mouth with a smile quite + engaging.</p> + + <p>The Box in reply was heard plainly to say,</p> + + <p class="i2">"What a silly dispute is this we are + Waging!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"If you have a little of merit to claim,</p> + + <p class="i2">You may thank the sweet-smelling + Virginian weed;</p> + + <p>And I, if I seem to deserve any blame,</p> + + <p class="i2">The before-mentioned drug in apology + plead.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"Thus neither the praise nor the blame is our + own,</p> + + <p class="i2">No room for a sneer, much less a + cachinnus;</p> + + <p>We are vehicles, not of tobacco alone,</p> + + <p class="i2">But of anything else they may choose to + put in us."</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">WM. + COWPER.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page128" + id="page128"></a>[pg 128]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A LOSS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How hard a thing it is to part</p> + + <p class="i2">From those we love and cherish;</p> + + <p>How deeply does it pain one's heart</p> + + <p class="i2">To know all things must perish!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And when a friend and comrade dear</p> + + <p class="i2">Is lost to us forever,</p> + + <p>We feel how frail are all things here,</p> + + <p class="i2">Since e'en best friends must sever.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I, too, have lost a friend, who broke</p> + + <p class="i2">Its power when care was near me;</p> + + <p>And troubles disappeared in smoke</p> + + <p class="i2">When he was by to cheer me.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But as friends fall when valued most,</p> + + <p class="i2">Like fruit that over-ripe is.</p> + + <p>My loved companion I have lost,—</p> + + <p class="i2">That friend my meerschaum pipe is!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Judy</i> + (1873).</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page129" + id="page129"></a>[pg 129]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE TRUE LEUCOTHOË.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let others praise the god of wine,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or Venus, love, and beauty's smile;</p> + + <p>I choose a theme not less divine,—</p> + + <p class="i2">The plant that grows in Cuba's Isle.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The old Greeks err'd who bound with bays</p> + + <p class="i2">Apollo's brow; the verdant crown</p> + + <p>He wore, when measuring their days,</p> + + <p class="i2">Grew in the West, where he went down.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>An idle tale they also told;</p> + + <p class="i2">They said he gave them frankincense,</p> + + <p>Borne by some tree he loved of old;</p> + + <p class="i2">If so, he gave a mere pretence.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For the true offspring of his love—</p> + + <p class="i2">Tobacco—grew far o'er the sea,</p> + + <p>Where Leucothoë from above</p> + + <p class="i2">Led him as honey leads the bee,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Till on that plant he paus'd to gaze</p> + + <p class="i2">Some moments ere he held his way,</p> + + <p>And cheer her with his warmest rays,</p> + + <p class="i2">Heedless of time or length of + day.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page130" + id="page130"></a>[pg 130]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Then with a sigh his brows he wreath'd</p> + + <p class="i2">With leaves that care and toil + beguile,</p> + + <p>And bless'd, as their perfume he breath'd,</p> + + <p class="i2">The plant that grows in Cuba's Isle.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THOSE ASHES.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Up to the frescoed ceiling</p> + + <p class="i2">The smoke of my cigarette</p> + + <p>In a sinuous spray is reeling,</p> + + <p class="i2">Forming flower and minaret.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What delicious landscape floating</p> + + <p class="i2">On perfumed wings I see;</p> + + <p>Pale swans I am idly noting,</p> + + <p class="i2">And queens robed in filagree.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I see such delicious faces</p> + + <p class="i2">As ne'er man saw before,</p> + + <p>And my fancy fondly chases</p> + + <p class="i2">Sweet maids on a fairy shore.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Now to bits my air-castle crashes,</p> + + <p class="i2">And those pictures I see no more;</p> + + <p>My grandmother yells: "Them ashes—</p> + + <p class="i2">Don't drop them on the floor!"</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">R.K. + MUNKITTRICK.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page131" + id="page131"></a>[pg 131]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>WHAT I LIKE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To lie with half-closed eyes, as in a dream,</p> + + <p>Upon the grassy bank of some calm stream—</p> + + <p class="i10">And smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To climb with daring feet some rugged rock,</p> + + <p>And sit aloft where gulls and curlews + flock—</p> + + <p class="i10">And smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To wander lonely on the ocean's brink,</p> + + <p>And of the good old times to muse and + think—</p> + + <p class="i10">And smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To hide me in some deep and woody glen,</p> + + <p>Far from unhealthy haunts of sordid men—</p> + + <p class="i10">And smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To linger in some fairy haunted vale,</p> + + <p>While all about me falls the moonlight + pale—</p> + + <p class="i10">And smoke.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">H.L.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY MEERSCHAUMS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Long pipes and short ones, straight and curved,</p> + + <p class="i2">High carved and plain, dark-hued and + creamy,</p> + + <p>Slim tubes for cigarettes reserved,</p> + + <p class="i2">And stout ones for Havanas + dreamy.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page132" + id="page132"></a>[pg 132]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>This cricket, on an amber spear</p> + + <p class="i2">Impaled, recalls that golden weather</p> + + <p>When love and I, too young to fear</p> + + <p class="i2">Heartburn, smoked cigarettes + together.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And even now—too old to take</p> + + <p class="i2">The little papered shams for + flavor—</p> + + <p>I light it oft for her sweet sake</p> + + <p class="i2">Who gave it, with her girlish favor.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And here's the mighty student bowl</p> + + <p class="i2">Whose tutoring in and after college</p> + + <p>Has led me nearer wisdom's goal</p> + + <p class="i2">Than all I learned of text-book + knowledge.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"It taught me?" Ay, to hold my tongue,</p> + + <p class="i2">To keep a-light, and yet burn slowly,</p> + + <p>To break ill spells around me flung</p> + + <p class="i2">As with the enchanted whiff of Moly.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>This nargileh, whose hue betrays</p> + + <p class="i2">Perique from soft Louisiana,</p> + + <p>In Egypt once beguiled the days</p> + + <p class="i2">Of Tewfik's dreamy-eyed Sultana.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Speaking of color,—do you know</p> + + <p class="i2">A maid with eyes as darkly splendid</p> + + <p>As are the hues that, rich and slow,</p> + + <p class="i2">On this Hungarian bowl have + blended?</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page133" + id="page133"></a>[pg 133]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Can artist paint the fiery glints</p> + + <p class="i2">Of this quaint finger here beside it,</p> + + <p>With amber nail,—the lustrous tints,</p> + + <p class="i2">A thousand Partagas have dyed it?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"And this old silver patched affair?"</p> + + <p class="i2">Well, sir, that meerschaum has its + reasons</p> + + <p>For showing marks of time and wear;</p> + + <p class="i2">For in its smoke through fifty + seasons</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My grandsire blew his cares away!</p> + + <p class="i2">And then, when done with life's + sojourning,</p> + + <p>At seventy-five dropped dead one day,</p> + + <p class="i2">That pipe between his set teeth + burning!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"Killed him?" No doubt! it's apt to kill</p> + + <p class="i2">In fifty year's incessant + using—</p> + + <p>Some twenty pipes a day. And still,</p> + + <p class="i2">On that ripe, well-filled, lifetime + musing,</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I envy oft so bright a part,—</p> + + <p class="i2">To live as long as life's a treasure;</p> + + <p>To die of—not an aching heart,</p> + + <p class="i2">But—half a century of pleasure!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Well, well! I'm boring you, no doubt;</p> + + <p class="i2">How these old memories will undo + one—</p> + + <p>I see you've let your weed go out;</p> + + <p class="i2">That's wrong! Here, light yourself a new + one!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">CHARLES F. + LUMMIS.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page134" + id="page134"></a>[pg 134]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>ODE TO TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Thou, who when fears attack</p> + + <p>Bidst them avaunt, and Black</p> + + <p>Care, at the horseman's back</p> + + <p class="i8">Perching, unseatest;</p> + + <p>Sweet when the morn is gray;</p> + + <p>Sweet when they've cleared away</p> + + <p>Lunch; and at close of day</p> + + <p class="i8">Possibly sweetest!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I have a liking old</p> + + <p>For thee, though manifold</p> + + <p>Stories, I know, are told</p> + + <p class="i8">Not to thy credit:</p> + + <p>How one (or two at most)</p> + + <p>Drops make a cat a ghost,—</p> + + <p>Useless, except to roast—</p> + + <p class="i8">Doctors have said it;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How they who use fusees</p> + + <p>All grow by slow degrees</p> + + <p>Brainless as chimpanzees,</p> + + <p class="i8">Meagre as lizards,</p> + + <p>Go mad, and beat their wives,</p> + + <p>Plunge (after shocking lives)</p> + + <p>Razors and carving-knives</p> + + <p class="i8">Into their + gizzards.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page135" + id="page135"></a>[pg 135]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Confound such knavish tricks!</p> + + <p>Yet know I five or six</p> + + <p>Smokers who freely mix</p> + + <p class="i8">Still with their neighbors,—</p> + + <p>Jones, who, I'm glad to say,</p> + + <p>Asked leave of Mrs. J.,</p> + + <p>Daily absorbs a clay</p> + + <p class="i8">After his labors.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Cats may have had their goose</p> + + <p>Cooked by tobacco juice;</p> + + <p>Still, why deny its use</p> + + <p class="i8">Thoughtfully taken?</p> + + <p>We're not as tabbies are;</p> + + <p>Smith, take a fresh cigar!</p> + + <p>Jones, the tobacco jar!</p> + + <p class="i8">Here's to thee, Bacon!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">C.S. CALVERLY.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>ON RECEIPT OF A RARE PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I lifted off the lid with anxious care,</p> + + <p class="i2">Removed the wrappages, stripe after + stripe,</p> + + <p>And when the hidden contents were laid bare,</p> + + <p class="i2">My first remark was: "Mercy, what a + pipe!"</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page136" + id="page136"></a>[pg 136]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A pipe of symmetry that matched its size,</p> + + <p class="i2">Mounted with metal bright,—a sight + to see;</p> + + <p>With the rich amber hue that smokers prize,</p> + + <p class="i2">Attesting both its age and pedigree.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A pipe to make the royal Friedrich jealous,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or the great Teufelsdröckh with envy + gripe!</p> + + <p>A man should hold some rank above his fellows</p> + + <p class="i2">To justify his smoking such a pipe!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What country gave it birth? What blest of cities</p> + + <p class="i2">Saw it first kindle at the glowing + coal?</p> + + <p>What happy artist murmured, "Nunc dimittis,"</p> + + <p class="i2">When he had fashioned this transcendent + bowl?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Has it been hoarded in a monarch's treasures?</p> + + <p class="i2">Was it a gift of peace, or prize of + war?</p> + + <p>Did the great Khalif in his "House of Pleasures"</p> + + <p class="i2">Wager and lose it to the good Zaafar?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It may have soothed mild Spenser's melancholy,</p> + + <p class="i2">While musing o'er traditions of the + past,</p> + + <p>Or graced the lips of brave Sir Walter Raleigh,</p> + + <p class="i2">Ere sage King Jamie blew his + "<i>Counterblast</i>."</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Did it, safe hidden in some secret cavern,</p> + + <p class="i2">Escape that monarch's pipoclastic + ken?</p> + + <p>Has Shakespeare smoked it at the Mermaid Tavern,</p> + + <p class="i2">Quaffing a cup of sack with rare old + Ben?</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page137" + id="page137"></a>[pg 137]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ay, Shakespeare might have watched his vast + creations</p> + + <p class="i2">Loom through its smoke,—the + spectre-haunted Thane,</p> + + <p>The Sisters at their ghostly invocations,</p> + + <p class="i2">The jealous Moor, and melancholy + Dane.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Round its orbed haze and through its mazy + ringlets,</p> + + <p class="i2">Titania may have led her elfin rout,</p> + + <p>Or Ariel fanned it with his gauzy winglets,</p> + + <p class="i2">Or Puck danced in the bowl to put it + out.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Vain are all fancies,—questions bring no + answer;</p> + + <p class="i2">The smokers vanish, but the pipe + remains;</p> + + <p>He were indeed a subtle necromancer,</p> + + <p class="i2">Could read their records in its cloudy + stains.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Nor this alone. Its destiny may doom it</p> + + <p class="i2">To outlive e'en its use and history;</p> + + <p>Some ploughman of the future may exhume it</p> + + <p class="i2">From soil now deep beneath the Eastern + sea.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And, treasured by soma antiquarian Stultus,</p> + + <p class="i2">It may to gaping visitors be shown</p> + + <p>Labelled: "The symbol of some ancient cultus</p> + + <p class="i2">Conjecturally Phallic, but unknown."</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Why do I thus recall the ancient quarrel</p> + + <p class="i2">Twixt Man and Time, that marks all + earthly things?</p> + + <p>Why labor to re-word the hackneyed moral</p> + + <p class="i2">'Ως + φυλλων + γενεη, as Homer + sings?</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page138" + id="page138"></a>[pg 138]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For this: Some links we forge are never broken;</p> + + <p class="i2">Some feelings claim exemption from + decay;</p> + + <p>And Love, of which this pipe is but the token,</p> + + <p class="i2">Shall last, though pipes and smokers pass + away.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">W.H.B.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY LITTLE BROWN PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I have a little comforter,</p> + + <p class="i2">I carry in my pocket:</p> + + <p>It is not any woman's face</p> + + <p class="i2">Set in a golden locket;</p> + + <p>It is not any kind of purse;</p> + + <p class="i2">It is not book or letter,</p> + + <p>But yet at times I really think</p> + + <p class="i2">That it is something better.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, my pipe, my little brown pipe!</p> + + <p class="i2">How oft, at morning early,</p> + + <p>When vexed with thoughts of coming toil,</p> + + <p class="i2">And just a little surly,</p> + + <p>I sit with thee till things get clear,</p> + + <p class="i2">And all my plans grow steady,</p> + + <p>And I can face the strife of life</p> + + <p class="i2">With all my senses + steady.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page139" + id="page139"></a>[pg 139]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>No matter if my temper stands</p> + + <p class="i2">At stormy, fair, or clearing,</p> + + <p>My pipe has not for any mood</p> + + <p class="i2">A word of angry sneering.</p> + + <p>I always find it just the same,</p> + + <p class="i2">In care, or joy, or sorrow,</p> + + <p>And what it is to-day I know</p> + + <p class="i2">It's sure to be to-morrow.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It helps me through the stress of life;</p> + + <p class="i2">It balances my losses;</p> + + <p>It adds a charm to all my joys,</p> + + <p class="i2">And lightens all my crosses.</p> + + <p>For through the wreathing, misty veil</p> + + <p class="i2">Joy has a softer splendor,</p> + + <p>And life grows sweetly possible,</p> + + <p class="i2">And love more truly tender.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, I have many richer joys!</p> + + <p class="i2">I do not underrate them,</p> + + <p>And every man knows what I mean,</p> + + <p class="i2">I do not need to state them.</p> + + <p>But this I say,—I'd rather miss</p> + + <p class="i2">A deal of what's called pleasure,</p> + + <p>Than lose my little comforter,</p> + + <p class="i2">My little smoky treasure.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">AMELIA E. + BARR.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page140" + id="page140"></a>[pg 140]</span> + <hr /> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Forsaken of all comforts but these two,—</p> + + <p class="i2">My fagot and my pipe—I sit to + muse</p> + + <p class="i2">On all my crosses, and almost excuse</p> + + <p>The heavens for dealing with me as they do.</p> + + <p>When Hope steps in, and, with a smiling brow,</p> + + <p class="i2">Such cheerful expectations doth + infuse</p> + + <p class="i2">As makes me think ere long I cannot + choose</p> + + <p>But be some grandee, whatsoe'er I'm now.</p> + + <p class="i2">But having spent my pipe, I then + perceive</p> + + <p class="i2">That hopes and dreams are + cousins,—both deceive.</p> + + <p>Then mark I this conclusion in my mind,</p> + + <p class="i2">It's all one thing,—both tend into + one scope,—</p> + + <p class="i2">To live upon Tobacco and on Hope:</p> + + <p>The one's but smoke, the other is but wind.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">SIR ROBERT AYTON.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>'TWAS OFF THE BLUE CANARIES.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Twas off the blue Canary isles,</p> + + <p class="i2">A glorious summer day,</p> + + <p>I sat upon the quarter deck,</p> + + <p class="i2">And whiffed my cares away;</p> + + <p>And as the volumed smoke arose,</p> + + <p class="i2">Like incense in the air,</p> + + <p>I breathed a sigh to think, in sooth,</p> + + <p class="i2">It was my last + cigar.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page141" + id="page141"></a>[pg 141]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I leaned upon the quarter rail,</p> + + <p class="i2">And looked down in the sea;</p> + + <p>E'en there the purple wreath of smoke,</p> + + <p class="i2">Was curling gracefully;</p> + + <p>Oh! what had I at such a time</p> + + <p class="i2">To do with wasting care?</p> + + <p>Alas! the trembling tear proclaimed</p> + + <p class="i2">It was my last cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I watched the ashes as it came</p> + + <p class="i2">Fast drawing toward the end;</p> + + <p>I watched it as a friend would watch</p> + + <p class="i2">Beside a dying friend;</p> + + <p>But still the flame swept slowly on;</p> + + <p class="i2">It vanished into air;</p> + + <p>I threw it from me,—spare the tale,—</p> + + <p class="i2">It was my last cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I've seen the land of all I love</p> + + <p class="i2">Fade in the distance dim;</p> + + <p>I've watched above the blighted heart,</p> + + <p class="i2">Where once proud hope hath been;</p> + + <p>But I've never known a sorrow</p> + + <p class="i2">That could with that compare,</p> + + <p>When off the blue Canaries</p> + + <p class="i2">I smoked my last cigar.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JOSEPH WARREN + FABENS.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page142" + id="page142"></a>[pg 142]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>LATAKIA.</h2> + + <h4>I.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When all the panes are hung with frost,</p> + + <p>Wild wizard-work of silver lace,</p> + + <p>I draw my sofa on the rug,</p> + + <p>Before the ancient chimney-place.</p> + + <p>Upon the painted tiles are mosques</p> + + <p>And minarets, and here and there</p> + + <p>A blind muezzin lifts his hands,</p> + + <p>And calls the faithful unto prayer.</p> + + <p>Folded in idle, twilight dreams,</p> + + <p>I hear the hemlock chirp and sing,</p> + + <p>As if within its ruddy core</p> + + <p>It held the happy heart of Spring.</p> + + <p>Ferdousi never sang like that,</p> + + <p>Nor Saadi grave, nor Hafiz gay;</p> + + <p>I lounge, and blow white rings of smoke,</p> + + <p>And watch them rise and float away.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>II.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The curling wreaths like turbans seem</p> + + <p>Of silent slaves that come and go,—</p> + + <p>Or Viziers, packed with craft and crime,</p> + + <p>Whom I behead from time to time,</p> + + <p>With pipe-stem, at a single + blow.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page143" + id="page143"></a>[pg 143]</span> + + <p>And now and then a lingering cloud</p> + + <p>Takes gracious form at my desire,</p> + + <p>And at my side my lady stands,</p> + + <p>Unwinds her veil with snowy hands,—</p> + + <p>A shadowy shape, a breath of fire!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>O Love, if you were only here</p> + + <p>Beside me in this mellow light,</p> + + <p>Though all the bitter winds should blow,</p> + + <p>And all the ways be choked with snow,</p> + + <p>'Twould be a true Arabian night!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">T.B. ALDRICH.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY AFTER-DINNER CLOUD.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Some sombre evening, when I sit</p> + + <p class="i2">And feed in solitude at home,</p> + + <p>Perchance an ultra-bilious fit</p> + + <p class="i2">Paints all the world an orange + chrome.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When Fear and Care and grim Despair</p> + + <p class="i2">Flock round me in a ghostly crowd,</p> + + <p>One charm dispels them all in air,—</p> + + <p class="i2">I blow my after-dinner cloud.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Tis melancholy to devour</p> + + <p class="i2">The gentle chop in loneliness.</p> + + <p>I look on six—my prandial hour—</p> + + <p class="i2">With dread not easy to + express.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page144" + id="page144"></a>[pg 144]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And yet for every penance done,</p> + + <p class="i2">Due compensation seems allow'd.</p> + + <p>My penance o'er, its price is won,—</p> + + <p class="i2">I blow my after-dinner cloud.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>My clay is <i>not</i> a Henry Clay,—</p> + + <p class="i2">I like it better on the whole;</p> + + <p>And when I fill it, I can say,</p> + + <p class="i2">I drown my sorrows in the bowl.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For most I love my lowly pipe</p> + + <p class="i2">When weary, sad, and leaden-brow'd;</p> + + <p>At such a time behold me ripe</p> + + <p class="i2">To blow my after-dinner cloud.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As gracefully the smoke ascends</p> + + <p class="i2">In columns from the weed beneath,</p> + + <p>My friendly wizard, Fancy, lends</p> + + <p class="i2">A vivid shape to every wreath.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Strange memories of life or death</p> + + <p class="i2">Up from the cradle to the shroud,</p> + + <p>Come forth as, with enchanter's breath,</p> + + <p class="i2">I blow my after-dinner cloud.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What wonder if it stills my care</p> + + <p class="i2">To quit the present for the past,</p> + + <p>And summon back the things that were,</p> + + <p class="i2">Which only thus in vapor + last?</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page145" + id="page145"></a>[pg 145]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What wonder if I envy not</p> + + <p class="i2">The rich, the giddy, and the proud,</p> + + <p>Contented in this quiet spot</p> + + <p class="i2">To blow my after-dinner cloud?</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">HENRY S. LEIGH.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE HAPPY SMOKING-GROUND.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When that last pipe is smoked at last</p> + + <p class="i2">And pouch and pipe put by,</p> + + <p>And Smoked and Smoker both alike</p> + + <p class="i2">In dust and ashes lie,</p> + + <p>What of the Smoker? Whither passed?</p> + + <p class="i2">Ah, will he smoke no more?</p> + + <p>And will there be no golden cloud</p> + + <p class="i2">Upon the golden shore?</p> + + <p>Ah! who shall say we cry in vain</p> + + <p class="i2">To Fate upon his hill,</p> + + <p>For, howsoe'er we ask and ask,</p> + + <p class="i2">He goes on smoking still.</p> + + <p>But, surely, 'twere a bitter thing</p> + + <p class="i2">If other men pursue</p> + + <p>Their various earthly joys again</p> + + <p class="i2">Beyond that distant blue,</p> + + <p>If the poor Smoker might not ply</p> + + <p class="i2">His peaceful passion + too.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page146" + id="page146"></a>[pg 146]</span> + + <p>If Indian braves may still up there</p> + + <p class="i2">On merry scalpings go,</p> + + <p>And buried Britons rise again</p> + + <p class="i2">With arrow and with bow,</p> + + <p>May not the Smoker hope to take</p> + + <p class="i2">His "cutty" from below?</p> + + <p>So let us trust; and when at length</p> + + <p class="i2">You lay me 'neath the yew,</p> + + <p>Forget not, O my friends, I pray,</p> + + <p class="i2">Pipes and tobacco too!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">RICHARD LE GALLIENNE.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>SWEET SMOKING PIPE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Sweet smoking pipe; bright glowing stove,</p> + + <p class="i2">Companion still of my retreat,</p> + + <p>Thou dost my gloomy thoughts remove,</p> + + <p class="i2">And purge my brain with gentle heat.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Tobacco, charmer of my mind,</p> + + <p class="i2">When, like the meteor's transient + gleam.</p> + + <p>Thy substance gone to air I find,</p> + + <p class="i2">I think, alas, my life's the same!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What else but lighted dust am I?</p> + + <p class="i2">Then shew'st me what my fate will be;</p> + + <p>And when thy sinking ashes die,</p> + + <p class="i2">I learn that I must end like thee.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"> + ANON.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page147" + id="page147"></a>[pg 147]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>CIGARETTE RINGS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How it blows! How it rains! I'll not turn out + to-night;</p> + + <p>I'm too sleepy to read and too lazy to write;</p> + + <p>So I'll watch the blue rings, as they eddy and + twirl,</p> + + <p>And in gossamer wreathings coquettishly curl.</p> + + <p>In the stillness of night and the sparseness of + chimes</p> + + <p>There's a fleetness in fancy, a frolic in + rhymes;</p> + + <p>There's a world of romance that persistently + clings</p> + + <p>To the azurine curving of Cigarette Rings!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>What a picture comes back from the passed-away + times!</p> + + <p>They are lounging once more 'neath the sweet-scented + limes;</p> + + <p>See how closely he watches the Queen of + Coquettes,</p> + + <p>As her white hands roll deftly those small + cigarettes!</p> + + <p>He believes in her smiles and puts faith in her + sighs</p> + + <p>While he's dazzled by light from her fathomless + eyes.</p> + + <p>Ah, the dearest of voices delightfully sings</p> + + <p>Through the wind intertwining of Cigarette + Rings!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How sweet was her song in the bright + summer-time,</p> + + <p>When winds whispered low 'neath the tremulous + lime!</p> + + <p>How sweet, too, that bunch of forget-me-nots + blue—</p> + + <p>The love he thought lasting, the words he thought + true!</p> + + <p><i>Ah, the words of a woman concerning such + things</i></p> + + <p><i>Are weak and unstable as Cigarette Rings!</i></p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">J. + ASHBY-STERRY.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page148" + id="page148"></a>[pg 148]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>SMOKING SPIRITUALIZED.</h2> + + <blockquote> + <p>The following old poem was long ascribed, on apparently + sufficient grounds, to the Rev. Ralph Erskine, or, as he + designated himself, "Ralph Erskine, V.D.M." The peasantry + throughout the North of England always called it "Erskine + Song;" and not only is his name given as the author in + numerous chap-books, but in his own volume of "Gospel + Sonnets," from an early copy of which this version is + transcribed. The discovery, however, by Mr. Collier of the + First Part in a MSS. temp. James I., with the initials + "G.W." affixed to it, has disposed of Erskine's claim to + the honor of the entire authorship. G.W. is supposed to be + George Wither; but this is purely conjectural, and it is + not at all improbable that G.W. really stands for W.G., as + it was a common practice among anonymous writers to reverse + their initials.</p> + + <p>The history, then, of the poem seems to be this: that + the First Part, as it is now printed, originally + constituted the whole production, being complete in itself; + that the Second Part was afterwards added by the Rev. Ralph + Erskine, and that both parts came subsequently to be + ascribed to him, as his was the only name published in + connection with the song. See "Ballads of the Peasantry," + Bell's edition. Variants of this song will be found on + pages <a href="#page86">86</a> and + <a href="#page150">150</a> of the present collection; the + first is ascribed to George Wither, and the other is taken + from the first volume of "Pills to purge Melancholy."</p> + </blockquote> + + <h4>PART I.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>This Indian weed, now withered quite.</p> + + <p>Tho' green at noon, cut down at night,</p> + + <p class="i6">Shows thy decay,</p> + + <p class="i6">All flesh is hay:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke + tobacco.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page149" + id="page149"></a>[pg 149]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The pipe, so lily-like and weak,</p> + + <p>Does thus thy mortal state bespeak;</p> + + <p class="i6">Thou art e'en such—</p> + + <p class="i6">Gone with a touch:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And when the smoke ascends on high,</p> + + <p>Then thou behold'st the vanity</p> + + <p class="i6">Of worldly stuff—</p> + + <p class="i6">Gone with a puff:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And when the pipe grows foul within,</p> + + <p>Think on thy soul defiled with sin;</p> + + <p class="i6">For then the fire</p> + + <p class="i6">It doth require:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And seest the ashes cast away,</p> + + <p>Then to thyself thou mayest say,</p> + + <p class="i6">That to the dust</p> + + <p class="i6">Return thou must:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <h4>PART II.</h4> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Was this small plant for thee cut down?</p> + + <p>So was the Plant of Great Renown,</p> + + <p class="i6">Which Mercy sends</p> + + <p class="i6">For nobler ends:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke + tobacco.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page150" + id="page150"></a>[pg 150]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Does juice medicinal proceed</p> + + <p>From such a naughty foreign weed?</p> + + <p class="i6">Then what's the power</p> + + <p class="i6">Of Jesse's Flower?</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The promise, like the pipe, inlays,</p> + + <p>And by the mouth of faith conveys</p> + + <p class="i6">What virtue flows</p> + + <p class="i6">From Sharon's Rose:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In vain the unlighted pipe you blow;</p> + + <p>Your pains in outward means are so,</p> + + <p class="i6">'Till heavenly fire</p> + + <p class="i6">Your heart inspire:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The smoke, like burning incense, towers:</p> + + <p>So should a praying heart of yours,</p> + + <p class="i6">With ardent cries,</p> + + <p class="i6">Surmount the skies:</p> + + <p>Thus think, and smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + </div> + <hr /> + + <h2>TOBACCO IS AN INDIAN WEED.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Tobacco's but an Indian weed,</p> + + <p>Grows green at morn, cut down at eve;</p> + + <p>It shows decay; we are but clay;</p> + + <p>Think of this when you smoke + tobacco.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page151" + id="page151"></a>[pg 151]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The pipe that is so lily white,</p> + + <p>Wherein so many take delight,</p> + + <p>Is broke with a touch,—man's life is such;</p> + + <p>Think of this when you smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The pipe that is so foul within</p> + + <p>Shows how man's soul is stained with sin,</p> + + <p>And then the fire it doth require;</p> + + <p>Think of this when you smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The ashes that are left behind</p> + + <p>Do serve to put us all in mind</p> + + <p>That unto dust return we must;</p> + + <p>Think of this when you smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The smoke that does so high ascend</p> + + <p>Shews us man's life must have an end;</p> + + <p>The vapor's gone,—man's life is done;</p> + + <p>Think of this when you smoke tobacco.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">From "<i>Pills to Purge Melancholy</i>."</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Let poets rhyme of what they will,</p> + + <p>Youth, Beauty, Love, or Glory, still</p> + + <p class="i6">My theme shall be Tobacco!</p> + + <p>Hail, weed, eclipsing every flow'r,</p> + + <p>Of thee I fain would make my bow'r,</p> + + <p>When fortune frowns, or tempests low'r,</p> + + <p class="i6">Mild comforter of + woe!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page152" + id="page152"></a>[pg 152]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>They say in truth an angel's foot</p> + + <p>First brought to life thy precious root,</p> + + <p class="i6">The source of every pleasure!</p> + + <p>Descending from the skies he press'd</p> + + <p>With hallowed touch Earth's yielding breast;</p> + + <p>Forth sprang the plant, and then was bless'd,</p> + + <p class="i6">As man's chief treasure!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Throughout the world who knows thee not?</p> + + <p>Of palace and of lowly cot</p> + + <p class="i6">The universal guest,—</p> + + <p>The friend of Gentile, Turk, and Jew,</p> + + <p>To all a stay, to none untrue,</p> + + <p>The balm that can our ills subdue,</p> + + <p class="i6">And soothe us into rest!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>With thee the poor man can abide</p> + + <p>Oppression, want, the scorn of pride,</p> + + <p class="i6">The curse of penury.</p> + + <p>Companion of his lonely state,</p> + + <p>He is no longer desolate,</p> + + <p>And still can brave an adverse fate</p> + + <p class="i6">With honest worth and thee!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>All honor to the patriot bold</p> + + <p>Who brought, instead of promised gold,</p> + + <p class="i6">Thy leaf to Britain's shore.</p> + + <p>It cost him life; but thou shalt raise</p> + + <p>A cloud of fragrance to his praise,</p> + + <p>And bards shall hail in deathless lays</p> + + <p class="i6">The valiant knight of + yore.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page153" + id="page153"></a>[pg 153]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ay, Raleigh! thou wilt live till Time</p> + + <p>Shall ring his last oblivious chime,</p> + + <p class="i6">The fruitful theme of story;</p> + + <p>And man in ages hence shall tell</p> + + <p>How greatness, virtue, wisdom, fell,</p> + + <p>When England sounded out thy knell,</p> + + <p class="i6">And dimmed her ancient glory.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And thou, O plant! shalt keep his name</p> + + <p>Unwithered in the scroll of fame,</p> + + <p class="i6">And teach us to remember;</p> + + <p>He gave with thee content and peace,</p> + + <p>Bestow'd on life a longer lease,</p> + + <p>And bidding every trouble cease,</p> + + <p class="i6">Made summer of December.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">THOMAS JONES.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE CIGAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Some sigh for this and that,</p> + + <p class="i2">My wishes don't go far;</p> + + <p>The world may wag at will,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Some fret themselves to death</p> + + <p class="i2">With Whig and Tory jar;</p> + + <p>I don't care which is in,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my + cigar.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page154" + id="page154"></a>[pg 154]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Sir John requests my vote,</p> + + <p class="i2">And so does Mr. Marr;</p> + + <p>I don't care how it goes,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Some want a German row,</p> + + <p class="i2">Some wish a Russian war;</p> + + <p>I care not. I'm at peace</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I never see the "Post,"</p> + + <p class="i2">I seldom read the "Star;"</p> + + <p>The "Globe" I scarcely heed,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Honors have come to men</p> + + <p class="i2">My juniors at the Bar;</p> + + <p>No matter—I can wait,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ambition frets me not;</p> + + <p class="i2">A cab or glory's car</p> + + <p>Are just the same to me,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I worship no vain gods,</p> + + <p class="i2">But serve the household Lar;</p> + + <p>I'm sure to be at home,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my + cigar.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page155" + id="page155"></a>[pg 155]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I do not seek for fame,</p> + + <p class="i2">A general with a scar;</p> + + <p>A private let me be,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>To have my choice among</p> + + <p class="i2">The toys of life's bazaar,</p> + + <p>The deuce may take them all</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Some minds are often tost</p> + + <p class="i2">By tempests like a tar;</p> + + <p>I always seem in port,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The ardent flame of love,</p> + + <p class="i2">My bosom cannot char,</p> + + <p>I smoke but do not burn,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>They tell me Nancy Low</p> + + <p class="i2">Has married Mr. R.;</p> + + <p>The jilt! but I can live,</p> + + <p class="i2">So I have my cigar.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">THOMAS + HOOD.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page156" + id="page156"></a>[pg 156]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>PIPE AND TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When my pipe burns bright and clear,</p> + + <p>The gods I need not envy here;</p> + + <p>And as the smoke fades in the wind,</p> + + <p>Our fleeting life it brings to mind.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Noble weed! that comforts life,</p> + + <p>And art with calmest pleasures rife;</p> + + <p>Heaven grant thee sunshine and warm rain,</p> + + <p>And to thy planter health and gain.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Through thee, friend of my solitude,</p> + + <p>With hope and patience I'm endued,</p> + + <p>Deep sinks thy power within my heart,</p> + + <p>And cares and sorrows all depart.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Then let non-smokers rail forever;</p> + + <p>Shall their hard words true friends dissever?</p> + + <p>Pleasure's too rare to cast away</p> + + <p>My pipe, for what the railers say!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When love grows cool, thy fire still warms me,</p> + + <p>When friends are fled, thy presence charms me;</p> + + <p>If thou art full, though purse be bare,</p> + + <p>I smoke, and cast away all care!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>German Folk + Song.</i></p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page157" + id="page157"></a>[pg 157]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE LATEST CONVERT.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I've been in love some scores of times,</p> + + <p class="i2">With Amy, Nellie, Katie, Mary—</p> + + <p>To name them all would stretch my rhymes</p> + + <p class="i2">From here as far as Demerary.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But each has wed some other man,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Girls always do, I find, in real + life,—</p> + + <p>And I am left alone to scan</p> + + <p class="i2">The horizon of my own ideal life.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I still survive. I was, I think,</p> + + <p class="i2">Not born to run in double harness;</p> + + <p>I did not shirk my food and drink</p> + + <p class="i2">When Nellie married Harry Carnice.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But I am wedded to my pipe!</p> + + <p class="i2">That faithful friend, nought can provoke + it;</p> + + <p>Should it grow cold, I gently wipe</p> + + <p class="i2">Its mouth, then fill it, light, and smoke + it.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But it is sweet to kiss; and I</p> + + <p class="i2">Should love to kiss a wife and pet + her—</p> + + <p>She scolds? Straight to my pipe I fly;</p> + + <p class="i2">Her scowls through fragrant smoke look + better.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page158" + id="page158"></a>[pg 158]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's merry Maud—with her I'd dare</p> + + <p class="i2">To brave the matrimonial ocean;</p> + + <p><i>She</i> would not pout or fret, but wear</p> + + <p class="i2">A constant smile of sweet devotion.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>How know I that she will not change,</p> + + <p class="i2">My wishes at defiance set? Oh!</p> + + <p>(Pray this in smallest type arrange)</p> + + <p class="i2">She smokes—at times—a + cigareto.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">F.W. LITTLETON HAY.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>CONFESSION OF A CIGAR SMOKER.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I owe to smoking, more or less,</p> + + <p>Through life the whole of my success;</p> + + <p>With my cigar I'm sage and wise,—</p> + + <p>Without, I'm dull as cloudy skies.</p> + + <p>When smoking, all my ideas soar,</p> + + <p>When not, they sink upon the floor.</p> + + <p>The greatest men have all been smokers,</p> + + <p>And so were all the greatest jokers.</p> + + <p>Then ye who'd bid adieu to care,</p> + + <p>Come here and smoke it into air.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Sir Walter Raleigh! name of worth,</p> + + <p class="i2">How sweet for thee to know</p> + + <p>King James, who never smoked on earth,</p> + + <p class="i2">Is smoking down below.</p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="page159" + id="page159"></a>[pg 159]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE SMOKER'S CALENDAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When January's cold appears,</p> + + <p>A glowing pipe my spirit cheers;</p> + + <p>And still it glads the length'ning day</p> + + <p>'Neath February's milder sway.</p> + + <p>When March's keener winds succeed,</p> + + <p>What charms me like the burning weed</p> + + <p>When April mounts the solar car,</p> + + <p>I join him, puffing a cigar;</p> + + <p>And May, so beautiful and bright,</p> + + <p>Still finds the pleasing weed a-light.</p> + + <p>To balmy zephyrs it gives zest</p> + + <p>When June in gayest livery's drest.</p> + + <p>Through July, Flora's offspring smile,</p> + + <p>But still Nicotia's can beguile;</p> + + <p>And August, when its fruits are ripe,</p> + + <p>Matures my pleasure in a pipe.</p> + + <p>September finds me in the garden,</p> + + <p>Communing with a long churchwarden.</p> + + <p>Even in the wane of dull October</p> + + <p>I smoke my pipe and sip my "robar."</p> + + <p>November's soaking show'rs require</p> + + <p>The smoking pipe and blazing fire.</p> + + <p>The darkest day in drear December's—</p> + + <p>That's lighted by their glowing embers.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"> + ANON.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page160" + id="page160"></a>[pg 160]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>AN OLD SWEETHEART OF MINE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As one who cons at evening o'er an album all + alone,</p> + + <p>And muses on the faces of the friends that he has + known,</p> + + <p>So I turn the leaves of Fancy, till in shadowy + design</p> + + <p>I find the smiling features of an old sweetheart of + mine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The lamplight seems to glimmer with a flicker of + surprise,</p> + + <p>As I turn it low, to rest me of the dazzle in my + eyes,</p> + + <p>And light my pipe in silence, save a sigh that seems + to yoke</p> + + <p>Its fate with my tobacco, and to vanish with the + smoke.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>'Tis a fragrant retrospection, for the loving + thoughts that start</p> + + <p>Into being are like perfumes from the blossom of the + heart;</p> + + <p>And to dream the old dreams over is a luxury + divine—</p> + + <p>When my truant fancies wander with that old + sweetheart of + mine.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page161" + id="page161"></a>[pg 161]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Though I hear, beneath my study, like a fluttering + of wings,</p> + + <p>The voices of my children and the mother as she + sings,</p> + + <p>I feel no twinge of conscience to deny me any + theme</p> + + <p>When Care has cast her anchor in the harbor of a + dream.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In fact, to speak in earnest, I believe it adds a + charm</p> + + <p>To spice the good a trifle with a little dust of + harm;</p> + + <p>For I find an extra flavor in Memory's mellow + wine</p> + + <p>That makes me drink the deeper to that old + sweetheart of mine.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A face of lily-beauty, with a form of airy + grace,</p> + + <p>Floats out of my tobacco as the genii from the + vase;</p> + + <p>And I thrill beneath the glances of a pair of azure + eyes,</p> + + <p>As glowing as the summer and as tender as the + skies.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I can see the pink sunbonnet and the little + checkered dress</p> + + <p>She wore when first I kissed her, and she answered + the caress</p> + + <p>With the written declaration that, "as surely as the + vine</p> + + <p>Grew round the stump," she loved me,—that old + sweetheart of + mine!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page162" + id="page162"></a>[pg 162]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And again I feel the pressure of her slender little + hand,</p> + + <p>As we used to talk together of the future we had + planned:</p> + + <p>When I should be a poet, and with nothing else to + do</p> + + <p>But write the tender verses that she set the music + to;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When we should live together in a cozy little + cot,</p> + + <p>Hid in a nest of roses, with a fairy + garden-spot,</p> + + <p>Where the vines were ever fruited, and the weather + ever fine,</p> + + <p>And the birds were ever singing for that old + sweetheart of mine;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And I should be her lover forever and a day,</p> + + <p>And she my faithful sweetheart till the golden hair + was gray;</p> + + <p>And we should be so happy that when either's lips + were dumb</p> + + <p>They would not smile in heaven till the other's kiss + had come.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But ah! my dream is broken by a step upon the + stair,</p> + + <p>And the door is softly opened, and my wife is + standing there!</p> + + <p>Yet with eagerness and rapture all my visions I + resign</p> + + <p>To greet the living presence of that old sweetheart + of mine.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">JAMES WHITCOMB + RILEY.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page163" + id="page163"></a>[pg 163]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A PIPE OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i6">Let the learned talk of books,</p> + + <p class="i6">The glutton of cooks,</p> + + <p>The lover of Celia's soft smack—O!</p> + + <p class="i6">No mortal can boast</p> + + <p class="i6">So noble a toast</p> + + <p>As a pipe of accepted tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i6">Let the soldier for fame,</p> + + <p class="i6">And a general's name,</p> + + <p>In battle get many a thwack—O!</p> + + <p class="i6">Let who will have most,</p> + + <p class="i6">Who will rule the rooste,</p> + + <p>Give me but a pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i6">Tobacco gives wit</p> + + <p class="i6">To the dullest old cit,</p> + + <p>And makes him of politics crack—O!</p> + + <p class="i6">The lawyers i' the hall</p> + + <p class="i6">Were not able to bawl,</p> + + <p>Were it not for a whiff of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i6">The man whose chief glory</p> + + <p class="i6">Is telling a story,</p> + + <p>Had never arrived at the smack—O!</p> + + <p class="i6">Between ever heying,</p> + + <p class="i6">And as I was saying,</p> + + <p>Did he not take a whiff of + tobacco.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page164" + id="page164"></a>[pg 164]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i6">The doctor who places</p> + + <p class="i6">Much skill in grimaces,</p> + + <p>And feels your pulse running tic-tack—O!</p> + + <p class="i6">Would you know his chief skill?</p> + + <p class="i6">It is only to fill</p> + + <p>And smoke a good pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i6">The courtiers alone</p> + + <p class="i6">To this weed are not prone;</p> + + <p>Would you know what 'tis makes them so + slack—O?</p> + + <p class="i6">'Twas because it inclined</p> + + <p class="i6">To be honest the mind,</p> + + <p>And therefore they banished tobacco.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">HENRY FIELDING.</p> + <hr /> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Friend of my youth, companion of my later days.</p> + + <p>What needs my Muse to sing thy various praise?</p> + + <p>In country or in town, on land or sea,</p> + + <p>The weed is still delightful company.</p> + + <p>In joy or sorrow, grief or racking pain,</p> + + <p>We fly to thee for solace once again.</p> + + <p>Delicious plant, by all the world consumed,</p> + + <p>'Tis pity thou, like man, to ashes too art + doom'd.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ANON.</p> + <hr /> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Tobacco, some say, is a potent narcotic,</p> + + <p>That rules half the world in a way quite + despotic;</p> + + <p>So, to punish him well for his wicked and merry + tricks,</p> + + <p>We'll burn him forthwith, as they used to do + heretics.</p> + </div> + </div><span class="pagenum"><a name="page165" + id="page165"></a>[pg 165]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>TO MY CIGAR.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The warmth of thy glow,</p> + + <p class="i2">Well-lighted cigar,</p> + + <p>Makes happy thoughts flow,</p> + + <p class="i2">And drives sorrow afar.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The stronger the wind blows,</p> + + <p class="i2">The brighter thou burnest!</p> + + <p>The dreariest of life's woes,</p> + + <p class="i2">Less gloomy thou turnest!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As I feel on my lip</p> + + <p class="i2">Thy unselfish kiss,</p> + + <p>Like thy flame-colored tip,</p> + + <p class="i2">All is rosy-hued bliss.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>No longer does sorrow</p> + + <p class="i2">Lay weight on my heart;</p> + + <p>And all fears of the morrow,</p> + + <p class="i2">In joy-dreams depart.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Sweet cheerer of sadness!</p> + + <p class="i2">Life's own happy star!</p> + + <p>I greet thee with gladness,</p> + + <p class="i2">My friendly cigar!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">FRIEDRICH + MARC.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page166" + id="page166"></a>[pg 166]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>CIGARS AND BEER.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i6">Here</p> + + <p class="i6">With my beer</p> + + <p class="i2">I sit,</p> + + <p class="i2">While golden moments flit.</p> + + <p class="i6">Alas!</p> + + <p class="i6">They pass</p> + + <p>Unheeded by;</p> + + <p>And, as they fly,</p> + + <p class="i6">I,</p> + + <p class="i6">Being dry,</p> + + <p class="i6">Sit idly sipping here</p> + + <p class="i6">My beer.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">Oh, finer far</p> + + <p class="i2">Than fame or riches are</p> + + <p class="i2">The graceful smoke-wreaths of this + cigar!</p> + + <p class="i6">Why</p> + + <p class="i6">Should I</p> + + <p class="i6">Weep, wail, or sigh?</p> + + <p class="i6">What if luck has passed me by?</p> + + <p class="i2">What if my hopes are dead,</p> + + <p class="i2">My pleasures fled?</p> + + <p class="i6">Have I not still</p> + + <p class="i6">My fill</p> + + <p class="i2">Of right good cheer,—</p> + + <p class="i2">Cigars and + beer?</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page167" + id="page167"></a>[pg 167]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Go, whining youth,</p> + + <p>Forsooth!</p> + + <p class="i4">Go, weep and wail,</p> + + <p class="i4">Sigh and grow pale,</p> + + <p class="i4">Weave melancholy rhymes</p> + + <p class="i4">On the old times,</p> + + <p>Whose joys like shadowy ghosts appear,—</p> + + <p>But leave me to my beer!</p> + + <p class="i4">Gold is dross,</p> + + <p class="i4">Love is loss;</p> + + <p>So, if I gulp my sorrows down,</p> + + <p>Or see them drown</p> + + <p>In foamy draughts of old nut-brown,</p> + + <p>Then do I wear the crown</p> + + <p class="i4">Without a cross!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">GEORGE ARNOLD.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>EFFUSION BY A CIGAR SMOKER.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Warriors! who from the cannon's mouth blow fire,</p> + + <p class="i8">Your fame to raise,</p> + + <p class="i8">Upon its blaze,</p> + + <p>Alas! ye do but light your funeral pyre!</p> + + <p class="i8">Tempting Fate's stroke;</p> + + <p>Ye fall, and all your glory ends in smoke.</p> + + <p>Safe in my chair from wounds and woe,</p> + + <p><i>My</i> fire and smoke from mine own mouth I + blow.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page168" + id="page168"></a>[pg 168]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ye booksellers! who deal, like me, in puffs,</p> + + <p class="i8">The public smokes,</p> + + <p class="i8">You and your hoax,</p> + + <p>And turns your empty vapor to rebuffs.</p> + + <p class="i8">Ye through the nose</p> + + <p>Pay for each puff; when mine the same way flows,</p> + + <p>It does not run me into debt;</p> + + <p>And thus, the more I fume, the less I fret.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Authors! created to be puff'd to death,</p> + + <p class="i8">And fill the mouth</p> + + <p class="i8">Of some uncouth</p> + + <p>Bookselling wight, who sucks your brains and + breath,</p> + + <p class="i8">Your leaves thus far</p> + + <p>(Without its fire) resemble my cigar;</p> + + <p>But vapid, uninspired, and flat:</p> + + <p>When, when, O Bards, will ye <i>compose</i> like + <i>that</i>?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Since life and the anxieties that share</p> + + <p class="i8">Our hopes and trust,</p> + + <p class="i8">Are smoke and dust,</p> + + <p>Give me the smoke and dust that banish care.</p> + + <p class="i8">The roll'd leaf bring,</p> + + <p>Which from its ashes, Phoenix-like, can spring;</p> + + <p>The fragrant leaf whose magic balm</p> + + <p>Can, like Nepenthe, all our sufferings charm.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Oh, what supreme beatitude is this!</p> + + <p class="i8">What soft and sweet</p> + + <p class="i8">Sensations greet</p> + + <p>My soul, and wrap it in Elysian + bliss!</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page169" + id="page169"></a>[pg 169]</span> + + <p class="i8">I soar above</p> + + <p>Dull earth in these ambrosial clouds, like Jove,</p> + + <p>And from my empyrean height</p> + + <p>Look down upon the world with calm delight.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">HORACE SMITH.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>A POT, AND A PIPE OF TOBACCO.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Some praise taking snuff;</p> + + <p class="i4">And 'tis pleasant enough</p> + + <p>To those who have got the right knack, O!</p> + + <p class="i4">But give me, my boys,</p> + + <p class="i4">Those exquisite joys,</p> + + <p>A pot, and a pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">When fume follows fume</p> + + <p class="i4">To the top of the room,</p> + + <p>In circles pursuing their track, O!</p> + + <p class="i4">How sweet to inhale</p> + + <p class="i4">The health-giving gale</p> + + <p>Of a pipe of Virginia tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Let soldiers so bold</p> + + <p class="i4">For fame or for gold</p> + + <p>Their enemies cut, slash, and hack, O!</p> + + <p class="i4">We have fire and smoke,</p> + + <p class="i4">Though all but in joke,</p> + + <p>In a peaceable pipe of + tobacco.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page170" + id="page170"></a>[pg 170]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Should a mistress, unkind,</p> + + <p class="i4">Be inconstant in mind,</p> + + <p>And on your affections look black, O!</p> + + <p class="i4">Let her wherrit and tiff,</p> + + <p class="i4">'Twill blow off in a whiff,</p> + + <p>If you take but a pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">The miserly elf,</p> + + <p class="i4">Who, in hoarding his pelf,</p> + + <p>Keeps body and soul on the rack, O!</p> + + <p class="i4">Would he bless and be blest,</p> + + <p class="i4">He might open his chest</p> + + <p>By taking a pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Politicians so wise,</p> + + <p class="i4">All ears and all eyes</p> + + <p>For news, till their addled pates crack, O!</p> + + <p class="i4">After puzzling their brains,</p> + + <p class="i4">Will not get for their pains</p> + + <p>The worth of a pipe of tobacco</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">If your land in the claw</p> + + <p class="i4">Of a limb of the law</p> + + <p>You trust, or your health to a quack, O!</p> + + <p class="i4">'Tis fifty to one</p> + + <p class="i4">They're both as soon gone</p> + + <p>As you'd puff out a pipe of + tobacco.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page171" + id="page171"></a>[pg 171]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i4">Life's short, 'tis agreed;</p> + + <p class="i4">So we'll try from the weed,</p> + + <p>Of man a brief emblem to tack, O!</p> + + <p class="i4">When his spirit ascends,</p> + + <p class="i4">Die he must,—and he ends</p> + + <p>In dust, like a pipe of tobacco.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>From "The Universal Songster, or Museum of + Mirth."</i></p> + <hr /> + + <h2>IF I WERE KING.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>If I were king, my pipe should be premier.</p> + + <p>The skies of time and chance are seldom clear,</p> + + <p class="i2">We would inform them all, with bland blue + weather.</p> + + <p>Delight alone would need to shed a tear,</p> + + <p class="i2">For dream and deed should war no more + together.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Art should aspire, yet ugliness be dear;</p> + + <p class="i2">Beauty, the shaft, should speed with wit + for feather;</p> + + <p>And love, sweet love, should never fall to sere,</p> + + <p class="i10">If I were king.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But politics should find no harbour near;</p> + + <p class="i2">The Philistine should fear to slip his + tether;</p> + + <p>Tobacco should be duty free, and beer;</p> + + <p class="i2">In fact, in room of this, the age of + leather,</p> + + <p>An age of gold all radiant should appear,</p> + + <p class="i10">If I were king.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">W.E. + HENLEY.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page172" + id="page172"></a>[pg 172]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE PIPE YOU MAKE YOURSELF.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's clay pipes an' briar pipes an' meerschaum + pipes as well,</p> + + <p>There's plain pipes an' fancy pipes—things jes + made to sell;</p> + + <p>But any pipe that kin be bought fer marbles, chalk, + or pelf,</p> + + <p>Ain't ekal to the flaver of th' pipe you make + yourself.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Jest take a common corn cob an' whittle out the + middle,</p> + + <p>Then plug up one end of it as tight as any + fiddle;</p> + + <p>Fit a stem into th' side an' lay her on th' + shelf,</p> + + <p>An' when she's dry you take her down, that pipe you + made yourself.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Cram her full clar to th' brim with nachral leaf, + you bet—</p> + + <p>'T will smoke a trifle better for bein' somewhat + wet—</p> + + <p>Take your worms and fishin' pole, and a jug along + for health,</p> + + <p>An' you'll get a taste o' heaven from that pipe you + made + yourself.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page173" + id="page173"></a>[pg 173]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There's clay pipes an' briar pipes an' meerschaum + pipes as well,</p> + + <p>There's plain pipes an' fancy pipes—things jes + made to sell;</p> + + <p>But any pipe that kin be bought for marbles, chalk, + or pelf,</p> + + <p>Ain't ekal to th' flayer of the pipe you make + yourself.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">HENRY E. BROWN.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>CHIBOUQUE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>At Yeni-Djami, after Rhamadan,</p> + + <p class="i2">The pacha in his palace lolls at + ease;</p> + + <p class="i2">Latakieh fumes his sensual palate + please,</p> + + <p>While round-limbed almées dance near his divan.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Slaves lure away <i>ennui</i> with flowers and + fan;</p> + + <p class="i2">And as his gem-tipped chibouque glows, he + sees,</p> + + <p class="i2">In dreamy trance, those marvellous + mysteries</p> + + <p>The prophet sings of in the Al-Korán!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Pale, dusk-eyed girls, with sequin-studded hair,</p> + + <p class="i2">Dart through the opal clouds like agile + deer,</p> + + <p class="i2">With sensuous curves his fancy to + provoke,—</p> + + <p>Delicious houris, ravishing and fair,</p> + + <p class="i2">Who to his vague and drowsy mind + appear</p> + + <p class="i2">Like fragrant phantoms arabesqued in + smoke!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">FRANCIS S. + SALTUS.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page174" + id="page174"></a>[pg 174]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>IN ROTTEN ROW.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>In Rotten Row a cigarette</p> + + <p>I sat and smoked, with no regret</p> + + <p class="i2">For all the tumult that had been.</p> + + <p class="i2">The distances were still and green,</p> + + <p>And streaked with shadows cool and wet.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Two sweethearts on a bench were set,</p> + + <p>Two birds among the boughs were met;</p> + + <p class="i2">So love and song were heard and seen</p> + + <p class="i10">In Rotten Row.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>A horse or two there was to fret</p> + + <p>The soundless sand; but work and debt,</p> + + <p class="i2">Fair flowers and falling leaves + between,</p> + + <p class="i2">While clocks are chiming clear and + keen,</p> + + <p>A man may very well forget</p> + + <p class="i10">In Rotten Row.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">W.E. HENLEY.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>THE DUET.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I was smoking a cigarette;</p> + + <p class="i2">Maud, my wife, and the tenor, McKey,</p> + + <p>Were singing together a blithe duet,</p> + + <p>And days it were better I should forget</p> + + <p class="i2">Came suddenly back to me,—</p> + + <p>Days when life seemed a gay masque ball,</p> + + <p>And to love and be loved was the sum of it + all.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page175" + id="page175"></a>[pg 175]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>As they sang together, the whole scene fled,</p> + + <p class="i2">The room's rich hangings, the sweet home + air,</p> + + <p class="i2">Stately Maud, with her proud blond + head,</p> + + <p>And I seemed to see in her place instead</p> + + <p class="i2">A wealth of blue-black hair,</p> + + <p>And a face, ah! your face—yours, Lisette;</p> + + <p>A face it were wiser I should forget.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>We were back—well, no matter when or + where;</p> + + <p class="i2">But you remember, I know, Lisette.</p> + + <p>I saw you, dainty and debonair,</p> + + <p>With the very same look that you used to wear</p> + + <p class="i2">In the days I should forget.</p> + + <p>And your lips, as red as the vintage we quaffed,</p> + + <p>Were pearl-edged bumpers of wine when you + laughed.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Two small slippers with big rosettes</p> + + <p class="i2">Peeped out under your kilt-skirt + there,</p> + + <p>While we sat smoking our cigarettes</p> + + <p>(Oh, I shall be dust when my heart forgets!)</p> + + <p class="i2">And singing that self-same air:</p> + + <p>And between the verses, for interlude,</p> + + <p>I kissed your throat and your shoulders nude.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You were so full of a subtle fire,</p> + + <p class="i2">You were so warm and so sweet, + Lisette;</p> + + <p>You were everything men admire;</p> + + <p>And there were no fetters to make us tire,</p> + + <p class="i2">For you were—a pretty grisette.</p> + + <p>But you loved as only such natures can,</p> + + <p>With a love that makes heaven or hell for a + man.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page176" + id="page176"></a>[pg 176]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>They have ceased singing that old duet,</p> + + <p class="i2">Stately Maud and the tenor, McKey.</p> + + <p>"You are burning your coat with your cigarette,</p> + + <p>And <i>qu'avez vous</i>, dearest, your lids are + wet,"</p> + + <p class="i2">Maud says, as she leans o'er me.</p> + + <p>And I smile, and lie to her, husband-wise,</p> + + <p>"Oh, it is nothing but smoke in my eyes."</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.</p> + <hr /> + + <h2>MY CIGARETTE.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Ma pauvre petite,</p> + + <p>My little sweet,</p> + + <p class="i2">Why do you cry?</p> + + <p>Why this small tear,</p> + + <p>So pure and clear,</p> + + <p class="i2">In each blue eye?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>"My cigarette—</p> + + <p>I 'm smoking yet?"</p> + + <p class="i2">(I'll be discreet.)</p> + + <p>I toss it, see,</p> + + <p>Away from me</p> + + <p class="i2">Into the street.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>You see I do</p> + + <p>All things for you.</p> + + <p class="i2">Come, let us sup.</p> + + <p>(But, oh, what joy</p> + + <p>To be that boy</p> + + <p class="i2">Who picked it up.)</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">TOM + HALL.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page177" + id="page177"></a>[pg 177]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A BACHELOR'S VIEWS.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">A pipe, a book,</p> + + <p class="i2">A cosy nook,</p> + + <p>A fire,—at least its embers;</p> + + <p class="i2">A dog, a glass:—</p> + + <p class="i2">'Tis thus we pass</p> + + <p>Such hours as one remembers.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">Who'd wish to wed?</p> + + <p class="i2">Poor Cupid's dead</p> + + <p>These thousand years, I wager.</p> + + <p class="i2">The modern maid</p> + + <p class="i2">Is but a jade,</p> + + <p>Not worth the time to cage her.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">In silken gown</p> + + <p class="i2">To "take" the town</p> + + <p>Her first and last ambition.</p> + + <p class="i2">What good is she</p> + + <p class="i2">To you or me</p> + + <p>Who have but a "position"?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p class="i2">So let us drink</p> + + <p class="i2">To her,—but think</p> + + <p>Of him who has to keep her;</p> + + <p class="i2">And <i>sans</i> a wife</p> + + <p class="i2">Let's spend our life</p> + + <p>In bachelordom,—it's cheaper.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">TOM + HALL.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page178" + id="page178"></a>[pg 178]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>PIPES AND BEER.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Before I was famous I used to sit</p> + + <p class="i2">In a dull old under-ground room I + knew,</p> + + <p>And sip cheap beer, and be glad for it,</p> + + <p class="i2">With a wild Bohemian friend or two.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And oh, it was joy to loiter thus,</p> + + <p class="i2">At peace in the heart of the city's + stir,</p> + + <p>Entombed, while life hurried over us,</p> + + <p class="i2">In our lazy bacchanal sepulchre.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There was artist George, with the blond Greek + head,</p> + + <p class="i2">And the startling creeds, and the loose + cravat;</p> + + <p>There was splenetic journalistic Fred,</p> + + <p class="i2">Of the sharp retort and the shabby + hat;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>There was dreamy Frank, of the lounging gait,</p> + + <p class="i2">Who lived on nothing a year, or less,</p> + + <p>And always meant to be something great,</p> + + <p class="i2">But only meant, and smoked to excess;</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And last myself, whom their funny sneers</p> + + <p class="i2">Annoyed no whit as they laughed and + said,</p> + + <p>I listened to all their grand ideas</p> + + <p class="i2">And wrote them out for my daily + bread!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>The Teuton beer-bibbers came and went,</p> + + <p class="i2">Night after night, and stared, good + folk,</p> + + <p>At our table, noisy with argument,</p> + + <p class="i2">And our chronic aureoles of + smoke.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page179" + id="page179"></a>[pg 179]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And oh, my life! but we all loved well</p> + + <p class="i2">The talk,—free, fearless, keen, + profound,—</p> + + <p>The rockets of wit that flashed and fell</p> + + <p class="i2">In that dull old tavern under-ground!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But there came a change in my days at last,</p> + + <p class="i2">And fortune forgot to starve and + stint,</p> + + <p>And the people chose to admire aghast</p> + + <p class="i2">The book I had eaten dirt to print.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And new friends gathered about me then,</p> + + <p class="i2">New voices summoned me there and + here;</p> + + <p>The world went down in my dingy den,</p> + + <p class="i2">And drew me forth from the pipes and + beer.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I took the stamp of my altered lot,</p> + + <p class="i2">As the sands of the certain seasons + ran,</p> + + <p>And slowly, whether I would or not,</p> + + <p class="i2">I felt myself growing a gentleman.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But now and then I would break the thrall,</p> + + <p class="i2">I would yield to a pang of dumb + regret,</p> + + <p>And steal to join them, and find them all,</p> + + <p class="i2">With the amber wassail near them + yet,—</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Find, and join them, and try to seem</p> + + <p class="i2">A fourth for the old queer merry + three,</p> + + <p>With my fame as much of a yearning dream</p> + + <p class="i2">As my morrow's dinner was wont to + be.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page180" + id="page180"></a>[pg 180]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>But the wit would lag, and the mirth would lack,</p> + + <p class="i2">And the god of jollity hear no call,</p> + + <p>And the prosperous broadcloth on my back</p> + + <p class="i2">Hung over their spirits like a pall!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It was not that they failed, each one, to try</p> + + <p class="i2">Their warmth of welcome to speak and + show;</p> + + <p>I should just have risen and said good-bye,</p> + + <p class="i2">With a haughty look, had they served me + so.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>It was rather that each would seem, instead,</p> + + <p class="i2">With not one vestige of spleen or + pride,</p> + + <p>Across a chasm of change to spread</p> + + <p class="i2">His greeting hands to the further + side.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And our gladdest words rang strange and cold,</p> + + <p class="i2">Like the echoes of other long-lost + words;</p> + + <p>And the nights were no more the nights of old</p> + + <p class="i2">Than spring would be spring without the + birds!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>So they waned and waned, these visits of mine,</p> + + <p class="i2">'Till I married the heiress, ending + here.</p> + + <p>For if caste approves the cigars and wine,</p> + + <p class="i2">She must frown perforce upon pipes and + beer.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And now 'tis years since I saw these men,</p> + + <p class="i2">Years since I knew them living yet.</p> + + <p>And of this alone I am sure since then,—</p> + + <p class="i2">That none has gained what he toiled to + get.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page181" + id="page181"></a>[pg 181]</span> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>For I keep strict watch on the world of art,</p> + + <p class="i2">And George, with his wide, rich-dowered + brain!</p> + + <p>His fervent fancy, his ardent heart,</p> + + <p class="i2">Though he greatly toiled, has toiled in + vain.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And Fred, for all he may sparkle bright</p> + + <p class="i2">In caustic column, in clever quip,</p> + + <p>Of a truth must still be hiding his light</p> + + <p class="i2">Beneath the bushel of journalship.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And dreamy Frank must be dreaming still,</p> + + <p class="i2">Lounging through life, if yet alive,</p> + + <p>Smoking his vast preposterous fill,</p> + + <p class="i2">Lounging, smoking, striving to + strive.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>And I, the fourth in that old queer throng,</p> + + <p class="i2">Fourth and least, as my soul + avows,—</p> + + <p>I alone have been counted strong,</p> + + <p class="i2">I alone have the laurelled brows!</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Well, and what has it all been worth?</p> + + <p class="i2">May not my soul to my soul confess</p> + + <p>That "succeeding," here upon earth,</p> + + <p class="i2">Does not alway assume success?</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>I would cast, and gladly, from this gray head</p> + + <p class="i2">Its crown, to regain one sweet lost + year</p> + + <p>With artist George, with splenetic Fred,</p> + + <p class="i2">With dreamy Frank, with the pipes and + beer!</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author">EDGAR + FAWCETT.</p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page182" + id="page182"></a>[pg 182]</span> + <hr /> + + <h2>A BACHELOR'S INVOCATION.</h2> + + <div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> + <p>When all my plans have come to grief,</p> + + <p class="i4">And every bill is due,</p> + + <p>And every faith that's worth belief</p> + + <p class="i4">Has proved itself untrue;</p> + + <p>And when, as now, I've jilted been</p> + + <p class="i4">By every girl I've met,</p> + + <p>Ah! then I flee for peace to thee,</p> + + <p class="i4">My darling cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>Hail, sorceress! whose cloudy spells</p> + + <p class="i4">About my senses driven,</p> + + <p>Alone can loose their prison cells</p> + + <p class="i4">And waft my soul to heaven.</p> + + <p>Above all earthly loves, I swear,</p> + + <p class="i4">I hold thee best—and yet,</p> + + <p>Would I could see a match for thee,</p> + + <p class="i4">My darling cigarette.</p> + </div> + + <div class="stanza"> + <p>With lips unstained to thee I bring</p> + + <p class="i4">A lover's gentle kiss,</p> + + <p>And woo thee, see, with this fair ring,</p> + + <p class="i4">And this, and this, and this.</p> + + <p>But ah, the rings no sooner cease</p> + + <p class="i4">(Inconstant, vain coquette!)</p> + + <p>Than, like the rest, thou vanishest</p> + + <p class="i4">In smoke, my cigarette.</p> + </div> + </div> + + <p class="author"><i>Pall Mall Gazette</i>.</p> + <hr class="full" /> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Pipe and Pouch + The Smoker's Own Book of Poetry + +Author: Various + +Release Date: February 3, 2005 [EBook #14887] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PIPE AND POUCH *** + + + + +Produced by David Newman, William Flis, and the PG Online Distributed +Proofreading Team. + + + + + +[Illustration: (Smoker)] + + + + +PIPE AND POUCH + +THE + +SMOKER'S OWN BOOK OF POETRY + +COMPILED BY + +JOSEPH KNIGHT + +[Illustration] + +BOSTON + +JOSEPH KNIGHT COMPANY + +1895 + + * * * * * + + + + +_COPYRIGHT, 1894,_ + +BY JOSEPH KNIGHT. + +UNIVERSITY PRESS: + +JOHN WILSON AND SON, CAMBRIDGE, U.S.A. + + * * * * * + +DEDICATED + +TO MY FRIEND AND FELLOW-SMOKER, + +WALTER MONTGOMERY JACKSON. + + * * * * * + + + + +PREFACE. + + +This is an age of anthologies. Collections of poetry covering a wide +range of subjects have appeared of late, and seem to have met with +favor and approval. Not to the busy man only, but to the student of +literature such compilations are of value. It is sometimes objected +that they tend to discourage wide reading and original research; but +the overwhelming flood of books would seem to make them a necessity. +Unless one has the rare gift of being able to sprint through a book, +as Andrew Lang says Mr. Gladstone does, it is surely well to make +use of the labors of the industrious compiler. Such collections are +often the result of wide reading and patient labor. Frequently the +larger part is made up of single poems, the happy and perhaps only +inspiration of the writer, gleaned from the poet's corner of the +newspaper or the pages of a magazine. This is specially true of the +present compilation, the first on the subject aiming at anything like +completeness. Brief collections of prose and poetry combined have +already been published; but so much of value has been omitted that +there seemed to be room for a better book. A vast amount has been +written in praise of tobacco, much of it commonplace or lacking in +poetic quality. While some of the verse here gathered is an obvious +echo, or passes into unmistakable parody, it has been the aim of +the compiler to maintain, as far as possible, a high standard and +include only the best. From the days of Raleigh to the present +time, literature abounds in allusions to tobacco. The Elizabethan +writers constantly refer to it, often in praise though sometimes +in condemnation. The incoming of the "Indian weed" created a great +furore, and scarcely any other of the New World discoveries was talked +about so much. Ben Jonson, Marlowe, Fletcher, Spenser, Dekker, and +many other of the poets and dramatists of the time, make frequent +reference to it; and no doubt at the Mermaid tavern, pipes and tobacco +found a place beside the sack and ale. Singular to say, Shakespeare +makes no reference to it; and only once in his essay "Of Plantations," +as far as the compiler has been able to discover, does Bacon speak +of it. Shakespeare's silence has been explained on the theory that +he could not introduce any reference to the newly discovered plant +without anachronism; but he did not often let a little thing of this +kind stand in his way. It has been suggested, on the other hand, that +he avoided all reference to it out of deference to King James I., +who wrote the famous "Counterblast." Whichever theory is correct, +the fact remains, and it may be an interesting contribution to the +Bacon-Shakespeare controversy. Queen Elizabeth never showed any +hostility to tobacco; but her successors, James I. and the two +Charleses, and Cromwell were its bitter opponents. Notwithstanding +its enemies, who just as fiercely opposed the introduction of tea +and coffee, its use spread over Europe and the world, and prince +and peasant alike yielded to its mild but irresistible sway. Poets +and philosophers drew solace and inspiration from the pipe. Milton, +Addison, Fielding, Hobbes, and Newton were all smokers. It is said +Newton was smoking under a tree in his garden when the historic apple +fell. Scott, Campbell, Byron, Hood, and Lamb all smoked, and Carlyle +and Tennyson were rarely without a pipe in their mouths. The great +novelists, Thackeray, Dickens, and Bulwer were famous smokers; and so +were the great soldiers, Napoleon, Bluecher, and Grant. While nearly +all the poems here gathered together were written, and perhaps could +only have been written, by smokers, several among the best are the +work of authors who never use the weed,--one by a man, two or three +by women. Among the more recent writers there has been no more devoted +smoker than Mr. Lowell, as his recently published letters testify. +Three of the most delightful poems in praise of smoking are his, and +with Mr. Aldrich's charming "Latakia" are the gems of the collection. +The compiler desires to express his grateful acknowledgments to +friends who have permitted him to use their work and have otherwise +aided him from time to time; and to the many unknown authors whose +poems are here gathered, and whom it was quite impossible to reach; +and to Messrs. Houghton, Mifflin, & Company, Harper & Brothers, The +Bowen-Merrill Company, and the publishers of "Outlook," for their +gracious permission to include copyrighted poems. + +J.K. + +BOSTON, July, 1894. + + * * * * * + + + + +CONTENTS. + + +A. + + PAGE + Acrostic _J.H._ 44 + Ad Nicotina _E.N.S._ 118 + Another Match _Cope's Tobacco Plant_ 45 + Ashes _De Witt Sterry_ 47 + +B. + + Bachelor's Invocation, A _Pall Mall Gazette_ 182 + Bachelor's Views, A _Tom Hall_ 177 + Bachelor's Soliloquy _Cigar and Tobacco World_ 95 + Ballad of the Pipe, The _Hermann Rave_ 69 + Ballade of Tobacco, The _Brander Matthews_ 54 + Betrothed, The _Rudyard Kipling_ 108 + Brief Puff of Smoke, A _Selim_ 19 + +C. + + Cannon Song _H.P. Peck_ 85 + Chibouque _Francis S. Saltus_ 173 + Choosing a wife by a Pipe of Tobacco _Gentleman's Magazine_ + 48 + Cigar, The _Thomas Hood_ 153 + Cigarette Rings _J. Ashby-Sterry_ 147 + Cigars and Beer _George Arnold_ 166 + Clouds _Bauernfeld_ 52 + Confession of a Cigar Smoker _Anon._ 158 + +D. + + Discovery of Tobacco _Cigar and Tobacco World_ 64 + Dreamer's Pipe, The _New Orleans Times Democrat_ 96 + Duet, The _Ella Wheeler Wilcox_ 174 + +E. + + Edifying Reflections of a Tobacco Smoker _Translated from the + German_ 58 + Effusion by a Cigar Smoker _Horace Smith_ 167 + Encomium on Tobacco, An _Anon._ 36 + Epitaph _Anon._ 17 + +F. + + Farewell to Tobacco, A _Charles Lamb_ 100 + Farmer's Pipe, The _George Cooper_ 7 + Forsaken of all comforts _Sir Robert Ayton_ 140 + Free Puff, A _Arthur Irving Gray_ 121 + Friend of my youth _Anon._ 164 + +G. + + Geordie to his Tobacco Pipe _George S. Phillips_ 25 + Glass is Good, A _John O'Keefe_ 94 + Good Cigar, A _Norris Bull_ 93 + +H. + + Happy Smoking Ground, The _Richard Le Gallienne_ 145 + Her Brother's Cigarette _Anon._ 79 + He Respondeth _Life_ 55 + How it Once Was _New York Sun_ 78 + +I. + + If I were King _W.E. Henley_ 171 + I like Cigars _Ella Wheeler Wilcox_ 121 + In Favor of Tobacco _Samuel Rowlands_ 52 + Ingin Summer _Eva Wilder McGlasson_ 57 + Inscription for a Tobacco Jar _Cope's Tobacco Plant_ 12 + In Rotten Row _W.E. Henley_ 174 + In the ol' Tobacker Patch _S.Q. Lapius_ 80 + In the smoke of my dear cigarito _Camilla K. von K._ 92 + Invocation to Tobacco _Henry James Mellen_ 31 + In wreaths of Smoke _Frank Newton Holman_ 46 + It may be Weeds _Anon._ 23 + +K. + + "Keats took Snuff" _The Globe_ 68 + Knickerbocker _Austin Dobson_ 63 + +L. + + Last Pipe, The _London Spectator_ 12 + Latakia _T.B. Aldrich_ 142 + Latest Comfort, The _F.W. Littleton Hay_ 157 + Loss, A _Judy_ 128 + Lost Lotus, The _Anon._ 60 + +M. + + Maecenas Bids his Friend to Dine _Anon._ 81 + Meerschaum _Wrongfellow_ 119 + Motto for a Tobacco Jar _Anon._ 12 + My After-Dinner Cloud _Henry S. Leigh_ 143 + My Cigar _Arthur W. Gundry_ 2 + My Cigarette _Richard Barnard_ 52 + My Cigarette _Charles F. Lummis_ 113 + My Cigarette _Tom Hall_ 176 + My Friendly Pipe _Detroit Tribune_ 94 + My Little Brown Pipe _Amelia E. Barr_ 138 + My Meerschaum Pipe _Johnson M. Mundy_ 123 + My Meerschaums _Charles F. Lummis_ 131 + My Pipe _German Smoking Song_ 7 + My Pipe and I _Elton J. Buckley_ 106 + My Three Loves _Henry S. Leigh_ 50 + +O. + + Ode of Thanks, A _James Russell Lowell_ 33 + Ode to My Pipe _Andrew Wynter_ 14 + Ode to Tobacco _Daniel Webster_ 95 + Ode to Tobacco _C.S. Calverly_ 134 + Old Clay Pipe, The _A.B. Van Fleet_ 71 + Old Pipe of Mine _John J. Gormley_ 83 + Old Sweetheart of Mine, An _James Whitcomb Riley_ 165 + On a Broken Pipe _Anon._ 112 + On a Tobacco Jar _Bernard Barker_ 38 + On Receipt of a Rare Pipe _W.H.B._ 135 + +P. + + Patriotic Smoker's Lament _St. James Gazette_ 41 + Pernicious Weed _William Cowper_ 73 + Pipe and Tobacco _German Folk Song_ 156 + Pipe Critic, The _Walter Littlefield_ 115 + Pipe of Tobacco, A _John Usher_ 15 + Pipe of Tobacco, A _Henry Fielding_ 163 + Pipes and Beer _Edgar Fawcett_ 178 + Pipe you make Yourself, The _Henry E. Brown_ 172 + Poet's Pipe, The _Charles Baudelaire_ 2 + Pot and a Pipe of Tobacco, A _Universal Songster_ 169 + +S. + + Scent of a good Cigar, The _Kate A. Carrington_ 61 + Seasonable Sweets _C._ 23 + Sic Transit _W.B. Anderson_ 108 + Sir Walter Raleigh! name of worth _Anon._ 158 + Smoke and Chess _Samuel W. Duffield_ 10 + Smoke is the Food of Lovers _Jacob Cats_ 51 + Smoker's Reverie, The _Anon._ 17 + Smoker's Calendar, The _Anon._ 159 + Smoke Traveller, The _Irving Browne_ #74 + Smoking Away _Francis Miles Finch_ 98 + Smoking Song _Anon._ 77 + Smoking Spiritualized _Ralph Erskine_ 148 + Song of the Smoke-Wreaths _L.T.A._ 9 + Song without a Name, A _W. Lloyd_ 117 + Sublime Tobacco _Lord Byron_ 97 + Sweet Smoking Pipe _Anon._ 146 + Symphony in Smoke, A _Harper's Bazaar_ 22 + +T. + + Those Ashes _R.K. Munkittrick_ 130 + Titlepage Dedication _Anon._ 44 + To an Old Pipe _De Witt Sterry_ 43 + To a Pipe of Tobacco _Gentleman's Magazine_ 91 + Tobacco _George Wither_ 86 + Tobacco _Thomas Jones_ 151 + Tobacco is an Indian Weed _From "Pills to Purge Melancholy"_ + 150 + Tobacco, some say _Anon._ 164 + To C.F. Bradford _James Russell Lowell_ 5 + To My Cigar _Charles Sprague_ 62 + To My Cigar _Friedrich Marc_ 165 + To My Meerschaum _P.D.R._ 82 + Too Great a Sacrifice _Anon._ 90 + To see her Pipe Awry _C.F._ 55 + To the Rev. Mr. Newton _William Cowper_ 126 + To the Tobacco Pipe _The Meteor, London_ 39 + True Leucothoe, The _Anon._ 129 + 'Twas off the Blue Canaries _Joseph Warren Fabens_ 140 + Two other Hearts _London Tobacco_ 73 + +V. + + Valentine, A _Anon._ 113 + Virginia's kingly Plant _Anon._ 87 + Virginia Tobacco _Stanley Gregson_ 31 + +W. + + Warning, A _Arthur Lovell_ 124 + What I Like _H.L._ 131 + Winter Evening Hymn to My Fire, A _James Russell Lowell_ + 105 + With Pipe and Book _Richard Le Gallienne_ 1 + + * * * * * + + + + +PIPE AND POUCH + + * * * * * + +WITH PIPE AND BOOK. + + + With Pipe and Book at close of day, + Oh, what is sweeter, mortal, say? + It matters not what book on knee, + Old Izaak or the Odyssey, + It matters not meerschaum or clay. + + And though one's eyes will dream astray, + And lips forget to sue or sway, + It is "enough to merely be," + With Pipe and Book. + + What though our modern skies be gray, + As bards aver, I will not pray + For "soothing Death" to succor me, + But ask this much, O Fate, of thee, + A little longer yet to stay + With Pipe and Book. + +RICHARD LE GALLIENNE. + + + + +A POET'S PIPE. + +_FROM THE FRENCH OF CHARLES BAUDELAIRE._ + + + A poet's pipe am I, + And my Abyssinian tint + Is an unmistakable hint + That he lays me not often by. + When his soul is with grief o'erworn + I smoke like the cottage where + They are cooking the evening fare + For the laborer's return. + + I enfold and cradle his soul + In the vapors moving and blue + That mount from my fiery mouth; + And there is power in my bowl + To charm his spirit and soothe, + And heal his weariness too. + +RICHARD HERNE SHEPHERD. + + + + +MY CIGAR. + + + In spite of my physician, who is, _entre nous_, a fogy, + And for every little pleasure has some pathologic bogy, + Who will bear with no small vices, and grows dismally prophetic + If I wander from the weary way of virtue dietetic; + + In spite of dire forewarnings that my brains will all be scattered, + My memory extinguished, and my nervous system shattered, + That my hand will take to trembling, and my heart begin to flutter, + My digestion turn a rebel to my very bread and butter; + + As I puff this mild Havana, and its ashes slowly lengthen, + I feel my courage gather and my resolution strengthen: + I will smoke, and I will praise you, my cigar, and I will light you + With tobacco-phobic pamphlets by the learned prigs who fight you! + + Let him who has a mistress to her eyebrow write a sonnet, + Let the lover of a lily pen a languid ode upon it; + In such sentimental subjects I'm a Philistine and cynic, + And prefer the inspiration drawn from sources nicotinic. + + So I sing of you, dear product of (I trust you are) Havana, + And if there's any question as to how my verses scan, a + Reason is my shyness in the Muses' aid invoking, + As, like other ancient maidens, they perchance object to smoking. + + I have learnt with you the wisdom of contemplative quiescence, + While the world is in a ferment of unmeaning effervescence, + That its jar and rush and riot bring no good one-half so sterling + As your fleecy clouds of fragrance that are now about me curling. + + So, let stocks go up or downward, and let politicians wrangle, + Let the parsons and philosophers grope in a wordy tangle, + Let those who want them scramble for their dignities or dollars, + Be millionnaires or magnates, or senators or scholars. + + I will puff my mild Havana, and I quietly will query, + Whether, when the strife is over, and the combatants are weary, + Their gains will be more brilliant than its faint expiring flashes, + Or more solid than this panful of its dead and sober ashes. + +ARTHUR W. GUNDRY. + + + + +TO C.F. BRADFORD. + +_ON THE GIFT OF A MEERSCHAUM PIPE._ + + + The pipe came safe, and welcome, too, + As anything must be from you; + A meerschaum pure, 'twould float as light + As she the girls called Amphitrite. + Mixture divine of foam and clay, + From both it stole the best away: + Its foam is such as crowns the glow + Of beakers brimmed by Veuve Clicquot; + Its clay is but congested lymph + Jove chose to make some choicer nymph; + And here combined,--why, this must be + The birth of some enchanted sea, + Shaped to immortal form, the type + And very Venus of a pipe. + + When high I heap it with the weed + From Lethe wharf, whose potent seed + Nicotia, big from Bacchus, bore + And cast upon Virginia's shore, + I'll think,--So fill the fairer bowl + And wise alembic of thy soul, + With herbs far-sought that shall distil, + Not fumes to slacken thought and will, + But bracing essences that nerve + To wait, to dare, to strive, to serve. + + When curls the smoke in eddies soft, + And hangs a shifting dream aloft, + That gives and takes, though chance-designed, + The impress of the dreamer's mind, + I'll think,--So let the vapors bred + By passion, in the heart or head, + Pass off and upward into space, + Waving farewells of tenderest grace, + Remembered in some happier time, + To blend their beauty with my rhyme. + + While slowly o'er its candid bowl + The color deepens (as the soul + That burns in mortals leaves its trace + Of bale or beauty on the face), + I'll think,--So let the essence rare + Of years consuming make me fair; + So, 'gainst the ills of life profuse, + Steep me in some narcotic juice; + And if my soul must part with all + That whiteness which we greenness call, + Smooth back, O Fortune, half thy frown, + And make me beautifully brown! + + Dream-forger, I refill thy cup + With reverie's wasteful pittance up, + And while the fire burns slow away, + Hiding itself in ashes gray, + I'll think,--As inward Youth retreats, + Compelled to spare his wasting heats, + When Life's Ash-Wednesday comes about, + And my head's gray with fires burnt out, + While stays one spark to light the eye, + With the last flash of memory, + 'Twill leap to welcome C.F.B., + Who sent my favorite pipe to me. + +JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL. + + + + +MY PIPE. + + + When love grows cool, thy fire still warms me; + When friends are fled, thy presence charms me. + If thou art full, though purse be bare, + I smoke, and cast away all care! + +_German Smoking Song._ + + + + +THE FARMER'S PIPE. + + + Make a picture, dreamy smoke, + In my still and cosey room; + From the fading past evoke + Forms that breathe of summer's bloom. + + Bashful Will and rosy Nell-- + Ah, I watch them now at play + By the mossy wayside well + As I did twelve years to-day. + + We were younger then, my pipe: + You are dingy now and worn; + And my fruit is more than ripe, + And my fields are brown and shorn. + + Nell has merry eyes of blue, + And is timid, pure, and mild; + Will is fair and brave and true, + And a neighboring farmer's child. + + Little maid is busy, too, + Making rare, fictitious pies, + Just as any wife would do, + Looking, meanwhile, wondrous wise. + + Drawing water from the well, + Delving sand upon the hill, + Going here and there for Nell,-- + That's her helpmate, willing Will. + + Yonder, in the waning light, + Hand in hand the truants come, + Nell so fearful lest the night + Should fall around her far from home. + + Fading, fading, skyward flies + This joy-picture you have limned; + Pipe of mine, the quiet skies + Of my life you leave undimmed. + + Nell and Will are lovers now; + There they stray in dying light. + That's a kiss! Ah, well, somehow + Nell's no more afraid at night! + +GEORGE COOPER. + + + + +SONG OF THE SMOKE-WREATHS. + +_SUNG TO THE SMOKERS._ + + + Not like clouds that cap the mountains, + Not like mists that mask the sea, + Not like vapors round the fountains,-- + Soft and clear and warm are we. + + Hear the tempest, how its minions + Tear the clouds and heap the snows! + No storm-rage is in our pinions; + Who knows us, 'tis peace he knows. + + Soaring from the burning censers, + Stealing forth through all the air, + Hovering as the mild dispensers + Over you of blisses rare, + + Softly float we, softly blend we, + Tinted from the deep blue sky, + Scented from the myrrh-lands, bend we + Downward to you ere we die. + + Ease we bring, and airy fancies, + Sober thoughts with visions gay, + Peace profound with daring glances + Through the clouds to endless day. + + Not like clouds that cap the mountains, + Not like mists that mask the sea, + Not like vapors round the fountains,-- + Soft and clear and warm are we. + +L.T.A., in _London Society_. + + + + +SMOKE AND CHESS. + + + We were sitting at chess as the sun went down; + And he, from his meerschaum's glossy brown, + With a ring of smoke made his king a crown. + + The cherry stem, with its amber tip, + Thoughtfully rested on his lip, + As the goblet's rim from which heroes sip. + + And, looking out through the early green, + He called on his patron saint, I ween,-- + That misty maiden, Saint Nicotine,-- + + While ever rested that crown so fair, + Poised in the warm and pulseless air, + On the carven chessman's ivory hair. + + Dreamily wandered the game along, + Quietly moving at even-song, + While the striving kings stood firm and strong, + + Until that one which of late was crowned + Flinched from a knight's determined bound, + And in sullen majesty left the ground, + + Reeling back; and it came to pass + That, waiting to mutter no funeral mass, + A bishop had dealt him the _coup de grace_. + + And so, as we sat, we reasoned still + Of fate and of fortune, of human will, + And what are the purposes men fulfil. + + For we see at last, when the truth arrives, + The moves on the chess-board of our lives,-- + That fields may be lost, though the king survives. + + Not always he whom the world reveres + Merits its honor or wins its cheers, + Standing the best at the end of the years. + + Not always he who has lost the fight + Rises again with the coming light, + Battles anew for his ancient right. + +SAMUEL W. DUFFIELD. + + + + +INSCRIPTION FOR A TOBACCO JAR. + + + Keep me at hand; and as my fumes arise, + You'll find _a jar_ the gates of Paradise. + +_Copes Tobacco Plant._ + + + + +MOTTO FOR A TOBACCO JAR. + + + Come! don't refuse sweet Nicotina's aid, + But woo the goddess through a yard of clay; + And soon you'll own she is the fairest maid + To stifle pain, and drive old Care away. + Nor deem it waste; what though to ash she burns, + If for your outlay you get good returns! + + + + +THE LAST PIPE. + + + When head is sick and brain doth swim, + And heavy hangs each unstrung limb, + 'Tis sweet through smoke-puffs, wreathing slow, + To watch the firelight flash or glow. + As each soft cloud floats up on high, + Some worry takes its wings to fly; + And Fancy dances with the flame, + Who lay so labor-crammed and lame; + While the spent Will, the slack Desire, + Re-kindle at the dying fire, + And burn to meet the morrow's sun + With all its day's work to be done. + + The tedious tangle of the Law, + Your work ne'er done without some flaw; + Those ghastly streets that drive one mad, + With children joyless, elders sad, + Young men unmanly, girls going by + Bold-voiced, with eyes unmaidenly; + Christ dead two thousand years agone, + And kingdom come still all unwon; + Your own slack self that will not rise + Whole-hearted for the great emprise,-- + Well, all these dark thoughts of the day + As thin smoke's shadow drift away. + + And all those magic mists unclose, + And a girl's face amid them grows,-- + The very look she's wont to wear, + The wild rose blossoms in her hair, + The wondrous depths of her pure eyes, + The maiden soul that 'neath them lies, + That fears to meet, yet will not fly, + Your stranger spirit drawing nigh. + What if our times seem sliding down? + She lives, creation's flower and crown. + What if your way seems dull and long? + Each tiny triumph over wrong, + Each effort up through sloth and fear, + And she and you are brought more near. + So rapping out these ashes light,-- + "My pipe, you've served me well to-night." + +_London Spectator_. + + + + +ODE TO MY PIPE. + + + O Blessed pipe, + That now I clutch within my gripe, + What joy is in thy smooth, round bowl, + As black as coal! + + So sweetly wed + To thy blanched, gradual thread, + Like Desdemona to the Moor, + Thou pleasure's core. + + What woman's lip + Could ever give, like thy red tip, + Such unremitting store of bliss, + Or such a kiss? + + Oh, let me toy, + Ixion-like, with cloudy joy; + Thy stem with a most gentle slant + I eye askant! + + Unseen, unheard, + Thy dreamy nectar is transferred, + The while serenity astride + Thy neck doth ride. + + A burly cloud + Doth now thy outward beauties shroud: + And now a film doth upward creep, + Cuddling the cheek. + + And now a ring, + A mimic silver quoit, takes wing; + Another and another mount on high, + Then spread and die. + + They say in story + That good men have a crown of glory; + O beautiful and good, behold + The crowns unfold! + + How did they live? + What pleasure could the Old World give + That ancient miserable lot + When thou wert not? + + Oh, woe betide! + My oldest, dearest friend hath died,-- + Died in my hand quite unaware, + Oh, Baccy rare! + +ANDREW WYNTER. + + + + +A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Let the toper regale in his tankard of ale, + Or with alcohol moisten his thrapple, + Only give me, I pray, a good pipe of soft clay, + Nicely tapered and thin in the stapple; + And I shall puff, puff, let who will say, "Enough!" + No luxury else I'm in lack o', + No malice I hoard 'gainst queen, prince, duke, or lord, + While I pull at my pipe of tobacco. + + When I feel the hot strife of the battle of life, + And the prospect is aught but enticin', + Mayhap some real ill, like a protested bill, + Dims the sunshine that tinged the horizon: + Only let me puff, puff,--be they ever so rough, + All the sorrows of life I lose track o', + The mists disappear, and the vista is clear, + With a soothing mild pipe of tobacco. + + And when joy after pain, like the sun after rain, + Stills the waters, long turbid and troubled, + That life's current may flow with a ruddier glow, + And the sense of enjoyment be doubled,-- + Oh! let me puff, puff, till I feel _quantum suff._, + Such luxury still I'm in lack o'; + Be joy ever so sweet, it would be incomplete, + Without a good pipe of tobacco. + + Should my recreant muse--sometimes apt to refuse + The guidance of bit and of bridle-- + Still blankly demur, spite of whip and spur, + Unimpassioned, inconstant, or idle; + Only let me puff, puff, till the brain cries, "Enough!" + Such excitement is all I'm in lack o', + And the poetic vein soon to fancy gives rein, + Inspired by a pipe of tobacco. + + And when, with one accord, round the jovial board, + In friendship our bosoms are glowing, + While with toast and with song we the evening prolong, + And with nectar the goblets are flowing; + Still let us puff, puff,--be life smooth, be it rough, + Such enjoyment we're ever in lack o'; + The more peace and good-will will abound as we fill + A jolly good pipe of tobacco. + +JOHN USHER. + + + + +EPITAPH + +_ON A YOUNG LADY WHO DESIRED THAT TOBACCO MIGHT BE PLANTED OVER HER +GRAVE._ + + + Let no cold marble o'er my body rise-- + But only earth above, and sunny skies. + Thus would I lowly lie in peaceful rest, + Nursing the Herb Divine from out my breast. + Green let it grow above this clay of mine, + Deriving strength from strength that I resign. + So in the days to come, when I'm beyond + This fickle life, will come my lovers fond, + And gazing on the plant, their grief restrain + In whispering, "Lo! dear Anna blooms again!" + + + + +THE SMOKER'S REVERIE. + +(_OCTOBER._) + + + I'm sitting at dusk 'neath the old beechen tree, + With its leaves by the autumn made ripe; + While they cling to the stems like old age unto life, + I dream of the days when I'll rest from this strife, + And in peace smoke my brierwood pipe. + + O my brierwood pipe!--of bright fancy the twin, + What a medley of forms you create; + Every puff of white smoke seems a vision as fair + As the poet's bright dream, and like dreams fades in air, + While the dreamer dreams on of his fate. + + The fleecy white clouds that now float in the sky, + Form the visions I love most to see; + Fairy shapes that I saw in my boyhood's first dreams + Seem to beckon me on, while beyond them there gleams + A bright future, in waiting for me. + + O my brierwood pipe! I ne'er loved thee as now, + As that fair form and face steal above; + See, she beckons me on to where roses are spread, + And she points to my fancy the bright land ahead, + Where the winds whisper nothing but love. + + Oh, answer, my pipe, shall my dream be as fair + When it changes to dreams of the past? + When autumn's chill winds make this leaf look as sere + As the leaves on the beech-tree that shelters me here, + Will the tree's _heart_ be chilled by the blast? + + While musing, around me has gathered a heap + Of the leaflets, all dying and dead; + And I see in my reverie plainly revealed + The slope of life's hill, in my boyhood concealed + By the forms that fair fancy had bred. + + While I sit on the banks of the beautiful stream, + Picking roses that bloom by its side, + I know that the shallop will certainly come, + When the roses are withered, to carry me home, + And that life will go out with the tide. + + O my brierwood pipe! may the heart be as light + When memory supplanteth the dream; + When the sun has gone down may the sunbeam remain, + And life's roses, though dead, all their fragrance retain, + Till they catch at Eternity's gleam. + +ANON. + + + + +A BRIEF PUFF OF SMOKE. + + + Great Doctor Parr, the learned Whig, + Ne'er deemed the smoke-cloud _infra dig._, + In which you could not see his wig, + Involved in clouds of smoke. + + Quaint Lamb his wit would oft enshroud + In smoke-igniting laughter loud, + Like summer thunder in the cloud,-- + The lightning in the smoke. + + Dean Swift "died at the top;" his head + Had drifting clouds when wit had fled: + Dull care lurked in his brain, instead + Of blowing out in smoke. + + And Cowper mild--no smoker he, + Bard of the sofa and bohea-- + Complained his "dear friend Bull" not free + From lowering Stygian smoke. + + Clouds in his non-inebriate nob + Were doomed the tea tables to rob, + Inflicting many a painful throb + On one who could not smoke! + + Smoke on! it is the steam of life, + The smoother of the waves of strife; + Where chimneys smoke, or scolds the wife, + The counteraction--smoke. + + We ride and work and weave by steam, + Till ages past seem like a dream + In a new world whose dawning beam + Is redolent of smoke. + + We travel like a comet wild + On which some distant sun had smiled, + And from his orbit thus beguiled + With a long tail of smoke. + + The clouds arise from smoking seas, + And give, with each conveying breeze, + Life to the "weed," and herbs, and trees, + Which turn again to smoke. + + All nations smoke! Havana's pother + Smokes friendly with its Broseley brother: + The world's one end puffs to the other, + In amicable smoke. + + When plague and pestilence go forth, + And to diseases dire give birth, + Which walk in darkness through the earth, + I clothe myself in smoke. + + I smoke through desolating years, + Tabooed from fever, void of fears, + And when some dreaded pest appears, + I call in Doctor Smoke. + + Go, reader! perfume ladies' hair + And scent the ringlets of the fair + With eau Cologne and odors rare + Aloof from healthy smoke. + + Go babble at the ball and rout, + And smirk with high-born dames who doubt: + Thy flames are quenched, thy fires are out, + And sinking into smoke. + + "Better," said Johnson, great in name, + "It were, when poets droop in fame, + To see smoke brighten into flame, + Than flames sink into smoke." + +SELIM: _Eclectic Magazine_. + + + + +A SYMPHONY IN SMOKE. + + + A pretty, piquant, pouting pet, + Who likes to muse and take her ease, + She loves to smoke a cigarette; + + To dream in silken hammockette, + And sing and swing beneath the trees, + A pretty, piquant, pouting pet. + + Her Christian name is Violet; + Her eyes are blue as summer skies; + She loves to smoke a cigarette. + + As calm as babe in bassinette, + She swingeth in the summer breeze, + A pretty, piquant, pouting pet. + + She ponders o'er a novelette; + Her parasol is Japanese; + She loves to smoke a cigarette. + + She loves a fume without a fret; + Her frills are white, her frock _cerise_,-- + A pretty, pouting, piquant pet. + + She almost goes to sleep, and yet, + Half-lulled by booming honey-bees, + She loves to smoke a cigarette. + + A winsome, clever, cool coquette, + Who flouts all Grundian decrees,-- + pretty, pouting, piquant pet, + That loves to smoke a cigarette. + +_Harper's Bazaar_. + + + + +IT MAY BE WEEDS. + + + It may be weeds + I've gathered too; + But even weeds may be + As fragrant as + The fairest flower + With some sweet memory. + +ANON. + + + + +SEASONABLE SWEETS. + +"_DON'T BE FLOWERY, JACOB._"--CHARLES DICKENS. + + + When the year is young, what sweets are flung + By the violets, hiding, dim, + And the lilac that sways her censers high, + Whilst the skylark chants a hymn! + How sweet is the scent of the daffodil bloom, + When blithe spring decks each spray, + And the flowering thorn sheds rare perfume + Through the beautiful month of May! + What a dainty pet is the mignonette, + Whose sweets wide scattered are! + But sweeter to me than all these yet + Is the scent of a prime cigar! + + Delicious airs waft the fields of June, + When the beans are all in flower; + The woodruff is fragrant in the hedge, + And the woodbine in the bower. + Sweet eglantine doth her garlands twine + For the blithe hours as they run, + And balmily sighs the meadow-sweet, + That is all in love with the sun, + Whilst new-mown hay o'er the hedgerows gay + Flings odorous airs afar; + Yet sweeter than these on the passing breeze + Is the scent of a prime cigar. + + When all the beauties of Flora's court + Smile on the gay parterre, + What glorious color, what exquisite form, + And dainty scents are there! + They bask in the beam, and bend by the stream, + Like beautiful nymphs at play, + Holding dew-pearls up in each nectar cup + To the glorious God of Day. + Oh, their lives are sweet, but all too brief, + And death doth their sweetness mar; + But fragrance fine is forever thine, + My well-beloved cigar! + +C. + + + + +GEORDIE TO HIS TOBACCO-PIPE. + + + Good pipe, old friend, old black and colored friend, + Whom I have smoked these fourteen years and more, + My best companion, faithful to the end, + Faithful to death through all thy fiery core, + + How shall I sing thy praises, or proclaim + The generous virtues which I've found in thee? + I know thou carest not a whit for fame, + And hast no thought but how to comfort me, + + And serve my needs, and humor every mood; + But love and friendship do my heart constrain + To give thee all I can for much of good + Which thou hast rendered me in joy and pain. + + Say, then, old honest meerschaum! shall I weave + Thy history together with my own? + Of late I never see thee but I grieve + For him whose gift thou wert--forever gone! + + Gone to his grave amidst the vines of France, + He, all so good, so beautiful, and wise; + And this dear giver doth thyself enhance, + And makes thee doubly precious in mine eyes. + + For he was one of Nature's rarest men,-- + Poet and preacher, lover of his kind, + True-hearted man of God, whose like again + In this world's journey I may never find. + + I know not if the shadow of his soul, + Or the divine effulgence of his heart, + Has through thy veins in mystic silence stole; + But thou to me dost seem of him a part. + + His hands have touched thee, and his lips have drawn, + As mine, full many an inspiring cloud + From thy great burning heart, at night and morn; + And thou art here, whilst he lies in his shroud! + + And here am I, his friend and thine, old pipe! + And he has often sat my chair beside, + As he was wont to sit in living type, + Of many companies the flower and pride,-- + + Sat by my side, and talked to me the while, + Invisible to every eye save mine, + And smiled upon me as he used to smile + When we three sat o'er our good cups of wine. + + Ah, happy days, when the old Chapel House, + Of the old Forest Chapel, rang with mirth, + And the great joy of our divine carouse, + As we hobnobbed it by the blazing hearth! + + We never more, old pipe, shall see those days, + Whose memories lie like pictures in my mind; + But thou and I will go the self-same ways, + E'en though we leave all other friends behind. + + And for thy sake, and for my own, and his, + We will be one, as we have ever been, + Thou dear old friend, with thy most honest phiz, + And no new faces come our loves between. + + +II. + + Thou hast thy separate virtues, honest pipe! + Apart from all the memory of friends: + For thou art mellow, old, and black, and ripe; + And the good weed that in its smoke ascends + + From thy rare bowl doth scent the liberal air + With incense richer than the woods of Ind. + E'en to the barren palate of despair + (Inhaled through cedar tubes from glorious Scinde!) + + It hath a charm would quicken into life, + And make the heart gush out in streams of love, + And the earth, dead before, with beauty rife, + And full of flowers as heaven of stars above. + + It is thy virtue and peculiar gift, + Thou sooty wizard of the potent weed; + No other pipe can thus the soul uplift, + Or such rare fancies and high musings breed. + + I've tried full many of thy kith and kind, + Dug from thy native Asiatic clay, + Fashioned by cunning hand and curious mind + Into all shapes and features, grave and gay,-- + + Black niggers' heads with their white-livered eyes + Glaring in fiery horror through the smoke, + And monstrous dragons stained with bloody dyes, + And comelier forms; but all save thee I broke. + + For though, like thee, each pipe was black and old, + They were not wiser for their many years, + Nor knew thy sorcery though set in gold, + Nor had thy tropic taste,--these proud compeers! + + Like great John Paul, who would have loved thee well, + Thou art the "only one" of all thy race; + Nor shall another comrade near thee dwell, + Old King of pipes! my study's pride and grace! + + +III. + + Thus have I made "assurance doubly sure," + And sealed it twice, that thou shalt reign alone! + And as the dainty bee doth search for pure, + Sweet honey till his laden thighs do groan + + With their sweet burden, tasting nothing foul, + So thou of best tobacco shalt be filled; + And when the starry midnight wakes the owl, + And the lorn nightingale her song has trilled, + + I, with my lamp and books, as is my wont, + Will give thee of the choicest of all climes,-- + Black Cavendish, full-flavored, full of juice, + Pale Turkish, famed through all the Osman times, + + Dark Latakia, Syrian, Persia's pride, + And sweet Virginian, sweeter than them all! + Oh, rich bouquet of plants! fit for a bride + Who, blushing, waits the happy bridegroom's call! + + And these shall be thy food, thy dainty food, + And we together will their luxury share, + Voluptuous tumults stealing through the blood, + Voluptuous visions filling all the air! + + I will not thee profane with impious shag, + Nor poison thee with nigger-head and twist, + Nor with Kentucky, though the planters brag + That it hath virtues all the rest have missed. + + These are for porters, loafers, and the scum, + Who have no sense for the diviner weeds, + Who drink their muddy beer and muddier rum, + Insatiate, like dogs in all their greeds. + + But not for thee nor me these things obscene; + We have a higher pleasure, purer taste. + My draughts have been with thee of hippocrene, + And our delights intelligent and chaste. + + +IV. + + Intelligent and chaste since we have held + Commune together on the world's highway; + No Falstaff failings have my mind impelled + To do misdeeds of sack by night or day; + + But we have ever erred on virtue's side-- + At least we should have done--but woe is me! + I fear in this my statement I have lied, + For ghosts, like moonlight shadows on the sea, + + Crowd thick around me from the shadowy past,-- + Ghosts of old memories reeling drunk with wine! + And boon companions, Lysius-like, and vast + In their proportions as the god divine. + + I do confess my sins, and here implore + The aid of "Rare Old Ben" and other ghosts + That I may sin again, but rarely more, + Responsive only unto royal toasts. + + For, save these sins, I am a saintly man, + And live like other saints on prayer and praise, + My long face longer, if life be a span, + Than any two lives in these saintly days. + + So let me smoke and drink and do good deeds, + And boast the doing like a Pharisee; + Am I not holy if I love the creeds, + Even though my drinking sins choke up the sea? + +GEORGE S. PHILLIPS (JANUARY SEARLE): _The Gypsies of the Dane's Dike._ + + + + +INVOCATION TO TOBACCO. + + + Weed of the strange flower, weed of the earth, + Killer of dulness, parent of mirth, + Come in the sad hour, come in the gay, + Appear in the night, or in the day,-- + Still thou art welcome as June's blooming rose, + Joy of the palate, delight of the nose. + + Weed of the green field, weed of the wild, + Fostered in freedom, America's child, + Come in Virginia, come in Havana, + Friend of the universe, sweeter than manna,-- + Still thou art welcome, rich, fragrant, and ripe, + Pride of the tube-case, delight of the pipe. + + Weed of the savage, weed of each pole, + Comforting, soothing, philosophy's soul, + Come in the snuff-box, come in cigar, + In Strasburgh and King's, come from afar,-- + Still thou art welcome, the purest, the best, + Joy of earth's millions, forever carest. + +HENRY JAMES MELLEN. + + + + +VIRGINIA TOBACCO. + + + Two maiden dames of sixty-two + Together long had dwelt; + Neither, alas! of love so true + The bitter pang had felt. + + But age comes on, they say, apace, + To warn us of our death, + And wrinkles mar the fairest face,-- + At last it stops our breath. + + One of these dames tormented sore + With that curst pang, toothache, + Was at a loss for such a bore + What remedy to take. + + "I've heard," thought she, "this ill to cure, + A pipe is good, they say. + Well then, tobacco I'll endure, + And smoke the pain away." + + The pipe was lit, the tooth soon well, + And she retired to rest, + When then the other ancient belle + Her spinster maid addressed,-- + + "Let me request a favor, pray"-- + "I'll do it if I can"-- + "Oh! well, then, love, smoke every day, + _You smell so like a man!_" + +Attributed to JOHN STANLEY GREGSON. + + + + +AN ODE OF THANKS FOR CERTAIN CIGARS. + +_TO CHARLES ELIOT NORTON._ + + + Luck, my dear Norton, still makes shifts, + To mix a mortal with her gifts, + Which he may find who duly sifts. + + Sweets to the sweet,--behold the clue! + Why not, then, new things to the gnu, + And trews to Highland clansmen true? + + 'Twas thus your kindly thought decreed + These weeds to one who is indeed, + And feels himself, a very weed,-- + + A weed from which, when bruised and shent, + Though some faint perfume may be rent, + Yet oftener much without a cent. + + But imp, O Muse, a stronger wing + Mount, leaving self below, and sing + What thoughts these Cuban exiles bring! + + He that knows aught of mythic lore + Knows how god Bacchus wandered o'er + The earth, and what strange names he bore. + + The Bishop of Avranches supposes + That all these large and varying doses + Of fable mean naught else than Moses; + + But waiving doubts, we surely know + He taught mankind to plough and sow, + And from the Tigris to the Po + + Planted the vine; but of his visit + To this our hemisphere, why is it + We have no statement more explicit? + + He gave to us a leaf divine + More grateful to the serious Nine + Than fierce inspirings of the vine. + + And that _he_ loved it more, this proved,-- + He gave his name to what he loved, + Distorted now, but not removed. + + Tobacco, sacred herb, though lowly, + Baffles old Time, the tyrant, wholly, + And makes him turn his hour-glass slowly; + + Nay, makes as 'twere of every glass six, + Whereby we beat the heathen classics + With their weak Chians and their Massics. + + These gave his glass a quicker twist, + And flew the hours like driving mist, + While Horace drank and Lesbia kissed. + + How are we gainers when all's done, + If Life's swift clepsydra have run + With wine for water? 'Tis all one. + + But this rare plant delays the stream + (At least if things are what they seem) + Through long eternities of dream. + + What notes the antique Muse had known + Had she, instead of oat-straws, blown + Our wiser pipes of clay or stone! + + Rash song, forbear! Thou canst not hope, + Untutored as thou art, to cope + With themes of such an epic scope. + + Enough if thou give thanks to him + Who sent these leaves (forgive the whim) + Plucked from the dream-tree's sunniest limb. + + My gratitude feels no eclipse, + For I, whate'er my other slips, + Shall have his kindness on my lips. + + The prayers of Christian, Turk, and Jew + Have one sound up there in the blue, + And one smell all their incense, too. + + Perhaps that smoke with incense ranks + Which curls from 'mid life's jars and clanks, + Graceful with happiness and thanks. + + I pledge him, therefore, in a puff,-- + rather frailish kind of stuff, + But still professional enough. + + Hock-cups breed hiccups; let us feel + The god along our senses steel + More nobly and without his reel. + + Each temperately 'baccy _plenus_, + May no grim fate of doubtful genus + E'er blow the smallest cloud between us. + + And as his gift I shall devote + To fire, and o'er their ashes gloat,-- + Let him do likewise with this note. + +JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL. + +[From "The Letters of James Russell Lowell." Copyright, 1893, by +Harper & Brothers.] + + + + +AN ENCOMIUM ON TOBACCO. + + + Thrice happy isles that stole the world's delight, + And thus produce so rich a Margarite! + It is the fountain whence all pleasure springs, + A potion for imperial and mighty kings. + + He that is master of so rich a store + May laugh at Croesus and esteem him poor; + And with his smoky sceptre in his fist, + Securely flout the toiling alchemist, + Who daily labors with a vain expense + In distillations of the quintessence, + Not knowing that this golden herb alone + Is the philosopher's admired stone. + + It is a favor which the gods doth please, + If they do feed on smoke, as Lucian says. + Therefore the cause that the bright sun doth rest + At the low point of the declining west-- + When his oft-wearied horses breathless pant-- + Is to refresh himself with this sweet plant, + Which wanton Thetis from the west doth bring, + To joy her love after his toilsome ring: + For 'tis a cordial for an inward smart, + As is dictamnum to the wounded hart. + It is the sponge that wipes out all our woe; + 'Tis like the thorn that doth on Pelion grow, + With which whoe'er his frosty limbs anoints, + Shall feel no cold in fat or flesh or joints. + 'Tis like the river, which whoe'er doth taste + Forgets his present griefs and sorrows past. + Music, which makes grim thoughts retire, + And for a while cease their tormenting fire,-- + Music, which forces beasts to stand and gaze, + And fills their senseless spirits with amaze,-- + Compared to this is like delicious strings, + Which sound but harshly while Apollo sings. + The train with this infumed, all quarrel ends, + And fiercest foemen turn to faithful friends; + The man that shall this smoky magic prove, + Will need no philtres to obtain his love. + + Yet the sweet simple, by misordered use, + Death or some dangerous sickness may produce. + Should we not for our sustentation eat + Because a surfeit comes from too much meat? + So our fair plant--that doth as needful stand + As heaven, or fire, or air, or sea, or land; + As moon, or stars that rule the gloomy night, + Or sacred friendship, or the sunny light-- + Her treasured virtue in herself enrolls, + And leaves the evil to vainglorious souls. + And yet, who dies with this celestial breath + Shall live immortal in a joyful death. + All goods, all pleasures it in one can link-- + 'Tis physic, clothing, music, meat, and drink. + + Gods would have revell'd at their feasts of mirth + With this pure distillation of the earth; + The marrow of the world, star of the West, + The pearl whereby this lower orb is blest; + The joy of mortals, umpire of all strife, + Delight of nature, mithridate of life; + The daintiest dish of a delicious feast, + By taking which man differs from a beast. + +ANONYMOUS: _Time, James I._ + + + + +ON A TOBACCO JAR. + + + Three hundred years ago or soe, + One worthy knight and gentlemanne + Did bring me here, to charm and chere, + To physical and mental manne. + God bless his soule who filled ye bowle, + And may our blessings find him; + That he not miss some share of blisse + Who left soe much behind him. + +BERNARD BARKER. + + + + +TO THE TOBACCO PIPE. + + + Dear piece of fascinating clay! + 'Tis thine to smooth life's rugged way, + To give a happiness unknown + To those--who let a pipe alone; + Thy tube can best the vapors chase, + By raising--others in their place; + Can give the face staid Wisdom's air, + And teach the lips--to ope with care; + 'Tis hence thou art the truest friend + (Where least is said there's least to mend), + And he who ventures many a joke + Had better oft be still and smoke. + + Whatever giddy foplings think, + Thou giv'st the highest zest to drink. + When fragrant clouds thy fumes exhale, + And hover round the nut-brown ale, + Who thinks of claret or champagne? + E'en burgundy were pour'd in vain. + + 'Tis not in city smoke alone, + Midst fogs and glooms thy charms are known. + With thee, at morn, the rustic swain + Tracks o'er the snow-besprinkled plain, + To seek some neighb'ring copse's side, + And rob the woodlands of their pride: + With thee, companion of his toil, + His active spirits ne'er recoil; + Though hard his daily task assign'd, + He bears it with an equal mind. + + The fisher 'board some little bark, + When all around is drear and dark, + With shortened pipe beguiles the hour, + Though bleak the wind and cold the show'r, + Nor thinks the morn's approach too slow, + Regardless of what tempests blow. + Midst hills of sand, midst ditches, dikes, + Midst cannons, muskets, halberts, pikes; + With thee, as still, Mynheer can stay, + As Neddy 'twixt two wisps of hay; + Heedless of Britain and of France, + Smokes on--and looks to the main chance. + + And sure the solace thou canst give + Must make thy fame unrivalled live, + So long as men can temper clay + (For as thou art, e'en so are they), + The sun mature the Indian weed, + And rolling years fresh sorrows breed. + +From _The Meteors_, London. + + + + +THE PATRIOTIC SMOKER'S LAMENT. + + + Tell me, shade of Walter Raleigh, + Briton of the truest type, + When that too devoted valet + Quenched your first-recorded pipe, + Were you pondering the opinion, + As you watched the airy coil, + That the virtue of Virginia + Might be bred in British soil? + + You transplanted the potato, + 'Twas a more enduring gift + Than the wisdom of a Plato + To our poverty and thrift. + That respected root has flourished + Nobly for a nation's need, + But our brightest dreams are nourished + Ever on a foreign weed. + + From the deepest meditation + Of the philosophic scribe, + From the poet's inspiration, + For the cynic's polished gibe, + We invoke narcotic nurses + In their jargon from afar, + I indite these modest verses + On a polyglot cigar. + + Leaf that lulls a Turkish Aga + May a scholar's soul renew, + Fancy spring from Larranaga, + History from honey-dew. + When the teacher and the tyro + Spirit-manna fondly seek, + 'Tis the cigarette from Cairo, + Or a compound from the Greek. + + But no British-born aroma + Is fit incense to the Queen, + Nature gives her best diploma + To the alien nicotine. + We are doomed to her ill-favor, + For the plant that's native grown + Has a patriotic flavor + Too exclusively our own. + + O my country, could your smoker + Boast your "shag," or even "twist," + Every man were mediocre + Save the blest tobacconist! + He will point immortal morals, + Make all common praises mute, + Who shall win our grateful laurels + With a national cheroot. + +_The St. James Gazette_. + + + + +TO AN OLD PIPE. + + + Once your smoothly polished face + Nestled lightly in a case; + 'Twas a jolly cosy place, + I surmise; + + And a zealous subject blew + On your cheeks, until they grew + To the fascinating hue + Of her eyes. + + Near a rusty-hilted sword, + Now upon my mantel-board, + Where my curios are stored, + You recline. + + You were pleasant company when + By the scribbling of her pen + I was sent the ways of men + To repine. + + Tell me truly (you were there + When she ceased that debonair + Correspondence and affair) + I suppose + + That she laughed and smiled all day; + Or did gentle tear-drops stray + Down her charming _retroussee_ + Little nose? + + Where the sunbeams, coyly still, + Fall upon the mantel-sill, + You perpetually will + Silence woo; + + And I fear that she herself, + By the little chubby elf. + Will be laid upon the shelf + Just as you. + +DE WITT STERRY. + + + + +TITLEPAGE DEDICATION. + + "Let those smoke now who never smoked before, + And those who always smoked--now smoke the more." + + + + +ACROSTIC. + + To thee, blest weed, whose sovereign wiles, + O'er cankered care bring radiant smiles, + Best gift of Love to mortals given! + At once the bud and bliss of Heaven! + Crownless are kings uncrowned by thee; + Content the serf in thy sweet liberty, + O charm of life! O foe to misery! + +J.H. + + + + +ANOTHER MATCH. + +_AFTER A.C. SWINBURNE._ + + + If love were dhudeen olden, + And I were like the weed, + Oh! we would live together + And love the jolly weather, + And bask in sunshine golden, + Rare pals of choicest breed; + If love were dhudeen olden, + And I were like the weed. + + If you were oil essential, + And I were nicotine, + We'd hatch up wicked treason, + And spoil each smoker's reason, + Till he grew penitential, + And turned a bilious green; + If you were oil essential, + And I were nicotine. + + If you were snuff, my darling, + And I, your love, the box. + We'd live and sneeze together, + Shut out from all the weather, + And anti-snuffers snarling, + In neckties orthodox; + If you were snuff, my darling, + And I, your love, the box. + + If you were the aroma, + And I were simply smoke, + We'd skyward fly together, + As light as any feather; + And flying high as Homer, + His gray old ghost we'd choke; + If you were the aroma, + And I were simply smoke. + +From _Cope's Tobacco Plant_. + + + + +IN WREATHS OF SMOKE. + + + In wreaths of smoke, blown waywardwise, + Faces of olden days uprise, + And in his dreamers revery + They haunt the smoker's brain, and he + Breathes for the past regretful sighs. + + Mem'ries of maids, with azure eyes, + In dewy dells, 'neath June's soft skies, + Faces that more he'll only see + In wreaths of smoke. + + Eheu, eheu! how fast Time flies,-- + How youth-time passion droops and dies, + And all the countless visions flee! + How worn would all those faces be, + Were they not swathed in soft disguise + In wreaths of smoke! + +FRANK NEWTON HOLMAN. + + + + +ASHES. + + + Wrapped in a sadly tattered gown, + Alone I puff my brier brown, + And watch the ashes settle down + In lambent flashes; + While thro' the blue, thick, curling haze, + I strive with feeble eyes to gaze, + Upon the half-forgotten days + That left but ashes. + + Again we wander through the lane, + Beneath the elms and out again, + Across the rippling fields of grain, + Where softly flashes + A slender brook 'mid banks of fern, + At every sigh my pulses burn, + At every thought I slowly turn + And find but ashes. + + What made my fingers tremble so, + As you wrapped skeins of worsted snow, + Around them, now with movements slow + And now with dashes? + Maybe 'tis smoke that blinds my eyes, + Maybe a tear within them lies; + But as I puff my pipe there flies + A cloud of ashes. + + Perhaps you did not understand, + How lightly flames of love were fanned. + Ah, every thought and wish I've planned + With something clashes! + And yet within my lonely den + Over a pipe, away from men, + I love to throw aside my pen + And stir the ashes. + +DE WITT STERRY. + + + + +CHOOSING A WIFE BY A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Tube, I love thee as my life; + By thee I mean to choose a wife. + Tube, thy _color_ let me find, + In her _skin_, and in her _mind_. + Let her have a _shape_ as fine; + Let her breath be sweet as thine; + Let her, when her lips I kiss, + _Burn_ like thee, to give me bliss; + Let her, in some _smoke_ or other, + All my failings kindly smother. + Often when my thoughts are _low_, + Send them where they ought to go; + When to study I incline, + Let her aid be such as thine; + Such as thine the charming power + In the vacant social hour. + Let her live to give delight, + Ever _warm_ and ever _bright_; + Let her deeds, whene'er she dies, + Mount as incense to the skies. + +_Gentleman's Magazine_. + + + + +MY THREE LOVES. + + + When Life was all a summer day, + And I was under twenty, + Three loves were scattered in my way-- + And three at once are plenty. + Three hearts, if offered with a grace, + One thinks not of refusing; + The task in this especial case + Was only that of choosing. + I knew not which to make my pet,-- + My pipe, cigar, or cigarette. + + To cheer my night or glad my day + My pipe was ever willing; + The meerschaum or the lowly clay + Alike repaid the filling. + Grown men delight in blowing clouds, + As boys in blowing bubbles, + Our cares to puff away in crowds + And vanish all our troubles. + My pipe I nearly made my pet, + Above cigar or cigarette. + + A tiny paper, tightly rolled + About some Latakia, + Contains within its magic fold + A mighty _panacea_. + Some thought of sorrow or of strife + At ev'ry whiff will vanish; + And all the scenery of life + Turn picturesquely Spanish. + But still I could not quite forget + Cigar and pipe for cigarette. + + To yield an after-dinner puff + O'er _demi-tasse_ and brandy, + No cigarettes are strong enough, + No pipes are ever handy. + However fine may be the feed, + It only moves my laughter + Unless a dry delicious weed + Appears a little after. + A prime cigar I firmly set + Above a pipe or cigarette. + + But after all I try in vain + To fetter my opinion; + Since each upon my giddy brain + Has boasted a dominion. + Comparisons I'll not provoke, + Lest _all_ should be offended. + Let this discussion end in smoke + As many more have ended. + And each I'll make a special pet; + My pipe, cigar, and cigarette. + +HENRY S. LEIGH. + + + + +SMOKE IS THE FOOD OF LOVERS. + + + When Cupid open'd shop, the trade he chose + Was just the very one you might suppose. + Love keep a shop?--his trade, oh! quickly name! + A dealer in tobacco--fie, for shame! + No less than true, and set aside all joke, + From oldest time he ever dealt in smoke; + Than smoke, no other thing he sold, or made; + Smoke all the substance of his stock in trade; + His capital all smoke, smoke all his store, + 'Twas nothing else; but lovers ask no more-- + And thousands enter daily at his door! + Hence it was ever, and it e'er will be + The trade most suited to his faculty: + Fed by the vapors of their heart's desire, + No other food his votaries require; + For that they seek--the favor of the fair-- + Is unsubstantial as the smoke and air. + +JACOB CATS: _Moral Emblems_. + + + + +CLOUDS. + + + Mortals say their heart is light + When the clouds around disperse; + Clouds to gather, thick as night, + Is the smoker's universe. + +_From the German of Bauernfeld_. + + + + +IN FAVOR OF TOBACCO. + + + Much victuals serves for gluttony + To fatten men like swine; + But he's a frugal man indeed + That with a leaf can dine, + And needs no napkin for his hands, + His fingers' ends to wipe, + But keeps his kitchen in a box, + And roast meat in a pipe. + +SAMUEL ROWLANDS: _Knave of Clubs_ (1611). + + + + +MY CIGARETTE. + +_WORDS AND MUSIC BY RICHARD BARNARD_. + + + To my sweet cigarette I am singing + This joyous and bright bacca-role; + Just now to my lips she was clinging, + Her spirit was soothing my soul. + With figure so slender and dapper + I feel the soft touch of it yet, + Adorned in her dainty white wrapper, + How fair is my own cigarette! + 'Twere better, perhaps, that we part, love; + 'Twere better, if never we'd met. + Alas, you are part of my heart, love, + Destructive but sweet cigarette! + + Though matchless, by matches she's fired, + And glows both with pleasure and pride; + By her soft, balmy breath I'm inspired, + And kiss and caress my new bride. + E'en the clouds of her nature are joyous, + Though other clouds cause us regret; + From worry and care they decoy us, + The clouds of a sweet cigarette. + 'Twere better, etc. + + The houris in paradise living + Dissolve in the first love embrace, + Their life to their love freely giving,-- + And so with my love 'tis the case; + For when her life's last spark is flying, + Still sweet to the end is my pet, + Who helps me, although she is dying, + To light up a fresh cigarette! + 'Twere better, etc. + + + + +THE BALLADE OF TOBACCO. + + + When verdant youth sees life afar, + And first sets out wild oats to sow, + He puffs a stiff and stark cigar, + And quaffs champagne of Mumm & Co. + He likes not smoking yet; but though + Tobacco makes him sick indeed, + Cigars and wine he can't forego,-- + A slave is each man to the weed. + + In time his tastes more dainty are + And delicate. Become a beau, + From out the country of the czar + He brings his cigarettes, and lo! + He sips the vintage of Bordeaux. + Thus keener relish shall succeed + The baser liking we outgrow,-- + A slave is each man to the weed + + When age and his own lucky star + To him perfected wisdom show, + The schooner glides across the bar, + And beer for him shall freely flow; + A pipe with genial warmth shall glow, + To which he turns in direst need, + To seek in smoke surcease of woe,-- + A slave is each man to the weed. + + + + +ENVOI. + + + Smokers, who doubt or con or pro, + And ye who dare to drink, take heed! + And see in smoke a friendly foe,-- + A slave is each man to the weed. + +BRANDER MATTHEWS. + + + + +HE RESPONDETH. + + +SHE. + + You still persist in using, + I observe with great regret, + The needlessly expensive + Cigarette. + + + HE. + + You should set a good example; + But you seem to quite forget + That you use a thirty-dollar + Vinaigrette. + +_Life._ + + + + +TO SEE HER PIPE AWRY. + + + Betty bouncer kept a stall + At the corner of a street, + And she had a smile for all. + Many were the friends she'd greet + With kindly nod on passing by, + Who, smiling, saw her pipe awry. + + Poor old lass! she loved her pipe, + A constant friend it seemed to be; + As she sold her apples ripe, + With an apple on each knee, + How she'd make the smoke-wreaths fly, + As I've watched her pipe awry! + + Seasons came and seasons went, + Only changing Betty's store; + Youngsters with her always spent + Their little all and wished they'd more: + Timidly with upturned eye + Staring at her pipe awry. + + Bet was always at her post + Early morn or even late; + Ginger beer or chestnut roast, + Served she as she sat in state, + On two bushel-baskets high; + You should have seen her pipe awry! + + Little care old Betty had, + She quietly jogged on her way; + Never did her face look sad. + Although she fumed the livelong day. + Guiltless seemed she of a sigh. + I never saw her pipe her eye! + +C.F. + + + + +INGIN SUMMER. + + + Jest about the time when Fall + Gits to rattlin' in the trees, + An' the man thet knows it all, + 'Spicions frost in every breeze, + When a person tells hisse'f + Thet the leaves look mighty thin, + Then thar blows a meller breaf! + Ingin summer's hyere agin. + + Kind-uh smoky-lookin' blues + Spins acrost the mountain-side, + An' the heavy mornin' dews + Greens the grass up far an' wide, + Natur' raly 'pears as ef + She wuz layin' off a day,-- + Sort-uh drorin in her breaf + 'Fore she freezes up to stay. + + Nary lick o' work I strike, + 'Long about this time of year! + I'm a sort-uh slowly like, + Right when Ingin summer's here. + Wife and boys kin do the work; + But a man with natchel wit, + Like I got, kin 'ford to shirk, + Ef he has a turn for it. + + Time when grapes set in to ripe, + All I ast off any man + Is a common co'n-cob pipe + With terbacker to my han'; + Then jest loose me whar the air + Simmers 'crost me, wahm an' free! + Promised lands ull find me thar; + Wings ull fahly sprout on me! + + I'm a loungin' 'round on thrones, + Bossin' worlds f'om shore to shore, + When I stretch my marrer-bones + Jest outside the cabin door! + An' the sunshine peepin' down + On my old head, bald an' gray, + 'Pears right like the gilted crown, + I expect to w'ar some day. + +EVA WILDER MCGLASSON. + + + + +EDIFYING REFLECTIONS OF A TOBACCO-SMOKER. + +_SET TO MUSIC BY JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH. AUTHOR UNKNOWN. TRANSLATED BY +EDWARD BRECK._ + + + + As oft I fill my faithful pipe, + To while away the moments glad, + With fragrant leaves, so rich and ripe, + My mind perceives an image sad, + So that I can but clearly see + How very like it is to me. + + My pipe is made of earth and clay, + From which my mortal part is wrought; + I, too, must turn to earth some day. + It often falls, as quick as thought, + And breaks in two,--puts out its flame; + My fate, alas! is but the same! + + My pipe I color not, nor paint; + White it remains, and hence 'tis true + That, when in Death's cold arms I faint, + My lips shall wear the ashen hue; + And as it blackens day by day, + So black the grave shall turn my clay! + + And when the pipe is put alight + The smoke ascends, then trembles, wanes, + And soon dissolves in sunshine bright, + And but the whitened ash remains. + 'Tis so man's glory crumble must, + E'en as his body, into dust! + + How oft the filler is mislaid; + And, rather than to seek in vain, + I use my finger in its stead, + And fancy as I feel the pain, + If coals can burn to such degree, + How hot, O Lord, must Hades be! + + So in tobacco oft I find, + Lessons of such instructive type; + And hence with calm, contented mind + I live, and smoke my faithful pipe + In reverence where'er I roam,-- + On land, on water, and at home. + + + + +THE LOST LOTUS. + + + 'Tis said that in the sun-embroidered East, + There dwelt a race whose softly flowing hours + Passed like the vision of a royal feast, + By Nero given in the Baian bowers; + Thanks to the lotus-blossom spell, + Their lives were one long miracle. + + In after years the passing sons of men + Looked for those lotus blossoms all in vain, + Through every hillside, glade, and glen + And e'en the isles of many a main; + Yet through the centuries some doom, + Forbade them see the lotus bloom. + + The Old World wearied of the long pursuit, + And called the sacred leaf a poet's theme, + When lo! the New World, rich in flower and fruit, + Revealed the lotus, lovelier than the dream + That races of the long past days did haunt,-- + The green-leaved, amber-tipped tobacco plant. + +ANON. + + + + +THE SCENT OF A GOOD CIGAR. + + + What is it comes through the deepening dusk,-- + Something sweeter than jasmine scent, + Sweeter than rose and violet blent, + More potent in power than orange or musk? + The scent of a good cigar. + + I am all alone in my quiet room, + And the windows are open wide and free + To let in the south wind's kiss for me, + While I rock in the softly gathering gloom, + And that subtle fragrance steals. + + Just as a loving, tender hand + Will sometimes steal in yours, + It softly comes through the open doors, + And memory wakes at its command,-- + The scent of that good cigar. + + And what does it say? Ah! that's for me + And my heart alone to know; + But that heart thrills with a sudden glow, + Tears fill my eyes till I cannot see,-- + From the scent of that good cigar. + +KATE A. CARRINGTON. + + + + +TO MY CIGAR. + + + Yes, social friend, I love thee well, + In learned doctor's spite; + Thy clouds all other clouds dispel, + And lap me in delight. + + What though they tell, with phizzes long, + My years are sooner past! + I would reply with reason strong, + They're sweeter while they last. + + When in the lonely evening hour, + Attended but by thee, + O'er history's varied page I pore, + Man's fate in thine I see. + + Oft as the snowy column grows, + Then breaks and falls away, + I trace how mighty realms thus rose, + Thus tumbled to decay. + + Awhile like thee earth's masters burn + And smoke and fume around; + And then, like thee, to ashes turn, + And mingle with the ground. + + Life's but a leaf adroitly rolled, + And Time's the wasting breath + That, late or early, we behold + Gives all to dusty death. + + From beggar's frieze to monarch's robe, + One common doom is passed; + Sweet Nature's works, the swelling globe, + Must all burn out at last. + + And what is he who smokes thee now? + A little moving heap, + That soon, like thee, to fate must bow, + With thee in dust must sleep. + + But though thy ashes downward go, + Thy essence rolls on high; + Thus, when my body lieth low, + My soul shall cleave the sky. + +CHARLES SPRAGUE. + + + + +KNICKERBOCKER. + + + Shade of Herrick, Muse of Locker, + Help me sing of Knickerbocker! + Boughton, had you bid me chant + Hymns to Peter Stuyvesant, + Had you bid me sing of Wouter, + He, the onion head, the doubter! + But to rhyme of this one--Mocker! + Who shall rhyme to Knickerbocker? + Nay, but where my hand must fail, + There the more shall yours avail; + You shall take your brush and paint + All that ring of figures quaint,-- + All those Rip Van Winkle jokers, + All those solid-looking smokers, + Pulling at their pipes of amber, + In the dark-beamed Council Chamber. + + Only art like yours can touch + Shapes so dignified--and Dutch; + Only art like yours can show + How the pine logs gleam and glow, + Till the firelight laughs and passes + 'Twixt the tankards and the glasses, + Touching with responsive graces + All those grave Batavian faces, + Making bland and beatific + All that session soporific. + + Then I come and write beneath: + Boughton, he deserves the wreath; + He can give us form and hue-- + This the Muse can never do! + +AUSTIN DOBSON. + + + + +THE DISCOVERY OF TOBACCO. + +_A SAILOR'S VERSION_. + + + They were three jolly sailors bold, + Who sailed across the sea; + They'd braved the storm, and stood the gale, + And got to Virgin-ee. + + + + +THE DISCOVERY OF TOBACCO. + + + 'Twas in the days of good Queen Bess,-- + Or p'raps a bit before,-- + And now these here three sailors bold + Went cruising on the shore. + A lurch to starboard, one to port, + Now forrard, boys, go we, + With a haul and a "Ho!" and a "That's your sort!" + To find out Tobac-kee. + + Says Jack, "This here's a rummy land." + Says Tom, "Well, shiver me! + The sun shines out as precious hot + As ever I did see." + Says Dick, "Messmates, since here we be,"-- + And gave his eye a wink,-- + "We've come to find out Tobac-kee, + Which means a drop to drink." + + Says Jack, says he, "The Injins think--" + Says Tom, "I'll swear as they + Don't think at all." Says Dick, "You're right; + It ain't their nat'ral way. + But I want to find out, my lads, + This stuff of which they tell; + For if as it ain't meant to drink, + Why, it must be meant to smell." + + Says Tom, says he, "To drink or smell, + I don't think this here's meant." + Says Jack, says he, "Blame my old eyes, + If I'll believe it's scent." + "Well, then," says Dick, "if that ain't square, + It must be meant for meat; + So come along, my jovial mates, + To find what's good to eat." + + They came across a great big plant, + A-growing tall and true. + Says Jack, says he, "I'm precious dry," + And picked a leaf to chew. + While Tom takes up a sun-dried bit, + A-lying by the trees; + He rubs it in his hands to dust + And then begins to sneeze. + + Another leaf picks nimble Dick, + And dries it in the sun, + And rolls it up all neat and tight. + "My lads," says he, in fun, + "I mean to cook this precious weed." + And then from out his poke + With burning-glass he lights the end, + And quick blows up the smoke. + + Says Jack, says he, "Of Paradise + I've heerd some people tell." + Says Tom, says he, "This here will do; + Let's have another smell." + Says Dick, his face all pleasant smiles, + A-looking through a cloud, + "It strikes me here's the cap'en bold, + And now we'll all be rowed." + + Up comes brave Hawkins on the beach; + "Shiver my hull!" he cries, + "What's these here games, my merry men?" + And then, "Why, blame my eyes! + Here's one as chaws, and one as snuffs, + And t' other of the three + Is smoking like a chimbley-pot-- + They've found out Tobac-kee!" + + So if ever you should hear + Of Raleigh, and them lies + About his sarvant and his pipe + And him as "Fire!" cries, + You say as 'twas three sailors bold + As sailed to Virgin-ee + In brave old Hawkins' gallant ship + Who found out Tobac-kee. + A lurch to starboard, one to port, + Now forrard, boys, go we, + With a haul and a "Ho!" and a "That's your sort!" + To find out Tobac-kee. + +_Cigar and Tobacco World_, London. + + + + +"KEATS TOOK SNUFF." + + "Keats took snuff.... It has been established by the + praise-worthy editorial research of Mr. Burton Forman." + + + So "Keats took snuff?" A few more years, + When we are dead and famous--eh? + Will they record our pipes and beers, + And if we smoked cigars or clay? + Or will the world cry "Quantum suff" + To tattle such as "Keats took snuff"? + + Perhaps some chronicler would wish + To know what whiskey we preferred, + And if we ever dined on fish, + Or only took the joint and bird. + Such facts are quite as worthy stuff, + Good chronicler, as "Keats took snuff." + + You answer: "But, if you were Keats--" + Tut! never mind your buts and ifs, + Of little men record their meats, + Their drinks, their troubles, and their tiffs, + Of the great dead there's gold enough + To spare us such as "Keats took snuff." + + Well, go your ways, you little folk, + Who polish up the great folk's lives; + Record the follies that they spoke, + And paint their squabbles with their wives. + Somewhere, if ever ghosts be gruff, + I trust some Keats will "give you snuff." + +_The Globe_, London. + + + + +THE BALLAD OF THE PIPE. + + + Oh, give me but Virginia's weed, + An earthen bowl, a stem of reed, + What care I for the weather? + Though winter freeze and summer broil + We rest us from our days of toil + My Pipe and I together! + + Like to a priest of sacred fane, + I nightly light the glow again + With reverence and pleasure; + For through this plain and modest bowl + I coax sweet mem'ry to my soul + And many trippings measure! + + There's comfort in each puff of smoke, + Defiance to ill-fortune's stroke + And happiness forever! + There grows a volume full of thought + And humor, than the book you bought + Holds nothing half so clever! + + The summer fragrance, all pent up + Among the leaves, is here sent up + In dreams of summer glory; + And these blue clouds that slowly rise + Were colored by the summer skies, + And tell a summer story. + + And oh! the happiest, sweetest times + Come ringing all their silver chimes + Of merry songs and laughter; + And all that may be well and worth + For Mother Future to bring forth + I do imagine after. + + What care I if my poor means + Clad not my walls with splendid scenes + And pictures by the masters; + Here in the curling smoke-wreath glow + Bold hills and lovely vales below, + And brooks with nodding asters. + + All that on earth is fair and fine, + This fragrant magic makes it mine, + And gives me sole dominion; + And if you call me fanciful, + I only take a stronger pull, + And laugh at your opinion. + + Let others fret and fume with care, + 'Tis easy finding everywhere, + But happiness is rarer; + And if I find it sweet and ripe, + In this tobacco and my pipe, + I'll count it all the fairer. + + Then give me but Virginia's weed, + An earthen bowl, a stem of reed, + What care I for the weather? + Though winter freeze, or summer broil + We rest us from the days of toil, + My Pipe and I together. + +HERMANN RAVE. + + + + +THE OLD CLAY PIPE. + + + There's a lot of solid comfort + In an old clay pipe, I find, + If you're kind of out of humor + Or in trouble in your mind. + When you're feeling awful lonesome + And don't know just what to do, + There's a heap of satisfaction + If you smoke a pipe or two. + + The ten thousand pleasant memories + That are buried in your soul + Are playing hide and seek with you + Around that smoking bowl. + These are mighty restful moments: + You're at peace with all the world, + And the panorama changes + As the thin blue smoke is curled. + + Now you cross the bridge of sorrows, + Now you enter pleasant lands, + And before an open doorway, + You will linger to shake hands + With a lithe and girlish figure + That is coming through the door; + Ah! you recognize the features: + You have seen that face before. + + You are at the dear old homestead + Where you spent those happy years; + You are romping with the children; + You are smiling through your tears; + You have fought and whipped the bully + You are eight and he is ten. + Oh! how rapidly we travel,-- + You are now a boy again. + + You approach the open doorway, + And before the old armchair + You will stop and kiss the grandma, + You will smooth the thin white hair; + You will read the open Bible, + For the lamp is lit, you see. + It is now your hour for bed-time + And you kneel at mother's knee. + + Still you linger at the hearthstone; + You are loath to leave the place. + When an apple cut's in progress: + You must wait and dance with Grace. + + What's the matter with the music? + Only this: The pipe is broke, + And a thousand pleasant fancies + Vanish promptly with the smoke. + +A.B. VAN FLEET. + + + + +PERNICIOUS WEED! + + + The pipe, with solemn interposing puff, + Makes half a sentence at a time enough; + The dozing sages drop the drowsy strain, + Then pause and puff, and speak, and pause again. + Such often, like the tube they so admire, + Important triflers! have more smoke than fire. + Pernicious weed! whose scent the fair annoys, + Unfriendly to society's chief joys, + Thy worst effect is banishing for hours + The sex whose presence civilizes ours. + +WILLIAM COWPER. + + + + +TWO OTHER HEARTS. + + + Full tender beamed the light of love down from his manly face, + As he pressed her to his bosom in a fervent, fond embrace. + No cost of others' happiness found place within his thought; + The weakness of life's brittle thread no dim forebodings brought. + + But tenderer than the light of love, more brittle than life's + thread, + The shrouds that wrapped two other hearts gave up their withered + dead; + For, crumbling in his waistcoat, their glowing future dashed, + Two excellent Havanas were very badly smashed. + +_London Tobacco_. + + + + +THE SMOKE TRAVELLER. + + + When I puff my cigarette, + Straight I see a Spanish girl,-- + Mantilla, fan, coquettish curl, + Languid airs and dimpled face, + Calculating, fatal grace; + Hear a twittering serenade + Under lofty balcony played; + Queen at bull-fight, naught she cares + What her agile lover dares; + She can love and quick forget. + + Let me but my meerschaum light, + I behold a bearded man, + Built upon capacious plan, + Sabre-slashed in war or duel, + Gruff of aspect, but not cruel, + Metaphysically muddled, + With strong beer a little fuddled, + Slow in love, and deep in books, + More sentimental than he looks, + Swears new friendships every night. + + Let me my chibouk enkindle,-- + In a tent I'm quick set down + With a Bedouin, lean and brown, + Plotting gain of merchandise, + Or perchance of robber prize; + Clumsy camel load upheaving, + Woman deftly carpet-weaving, + Meal of dates and bread and salt, + While in azure heavenly vault + Throbbing stars begin to dwindle. + + Glowing coal in clay dudheen + Carries me to sweet Killarney, + Full of hypocritic blarney,-- + Huts with babies, pigs, and hens + Mixed together, bogs and fens, + Shillalahs, praties, usquebaugh, + Tenants defying hated law, + Fair blue eyes with lashes black, + Eyes black and blue from cudgel-thwack,-- + So fair, so foul, is Erin green. + + My nargileh once inflamed, + Quick appears a Turk with turban, + Girt with guards in palace urban, + Or in house by summer sea + Slave-girls dancing languidly, + Bow-string, sack, and bastinado, + Black boats darting in the shadow; + Let things happen as they please, + Whether well or ill at ease, + Fate alone is blessed or blamed. + + With my ancient calumet + I can raise a wigwam's smoke, + And the copper tribe invoke,-- + Scalps and wampum, bows and knives, + Slender maidens, greasy wives, + Papoose hanging on a tree, + Chieftains squatting silently, + Feathers, beads, and hideous paint, + Medicine-man and wooden-saint,-- + Forest-framed the vision set. + + My cigar breeds many forms,-- + Planter of the rich Havana + Mopping brow with sheer bandanna, + Russian prince in fur arrayed, + Paris fop on dress parade, + London swell just after dinner, + Wall Street broker--gambling sinner! + Delver in Nevada mine, + Scotch laird bawling "Auld Lang Syne." + Thus Raleigh's weed my fancy warms. + + Life's review in smoke goes past,-- + Fickle fortune, stubborn fate, + Right discovered all too late, + Beings loved and gone before, + Beings loved but friends no more, + Self-reproach and futile sighs, + Vanity in birth that dies, + Longing, heart-break, adoration,-- + Nothing sure in expectation + Save ash-receiver at the last. + +IRVING BROWNE. + + + + +SMOKING SONG. + + + With grateful twirl our smoke-wreaths curl, + As mist from the waterfall given, + Or the locks that float round beauty's throat + In the whispering air of even. + + _Chorus_. Then drown the fears of the coming years, + And the dread of change before us; + The way is sweet to our willing feet, + With the smoke-wreaths twining o'er us. + + As the light beams through the ringlets blue, + Will hope beam through our sorrow, + While the gathering wreath of the smoke we breathe + Shuts out the fear of to-morrow. + + A magic charm in the evening calm + Calls thought from mem'ry's treasure; + But clear and bright in the liquid light + Are the smoke-called dreams of pleasure. + + Then who shall chide, with boasting pride, + Delights they ne'er have tasted? + Oh, let them smile while we beguile + The hour with joys they've wasted. + +_College Song._ + + + + +HOW IT ONCE WAS. + + + Right stout and strong the worthy burghers stood, + Or rather, sat, + Drank beer in plenty, ate abundant food; + For they to ancient customs still were true, + And smoked, and smoked, because they surely knew + What they were at. + + William the Testy ruled New Amsterdam,-- + A tall man he,-- + Whose rule was meant by him to be no sham, + But rather like the stern paternal style + That sways the city now. He made the while + A rough decree. + + He ordered that the pipes should cease to smoke, + From that day on. + The people took the order as a joke; + They did not think, who smoked from childhood up, + That one man such delight would seek to stop, + Even in fun. + + But when at last it dawned upon their minds + That this was meant, + They closed their houses, shut their window blinds, + Brought forth tobacco from their ample hoard, + And to the governor's house with one accord + The burghers went. + + They carried chairs, and sat without a word + Before his porch, + And smoked, and smoked, and not a sound was heard, + Till Kieft came forth to take the morning air, + With speech that would have burned them then and there + If words could scorch. + + But they, however savagely he spoke, + Made no reply. + Higher and thicker rose the clouds of smoke, + And Kieft, perceiving that they would be free + Tried not to put in force his harsh decree, + But let it die. + +_New York Sun_. + + + + +HER BROTHER'S CIGARETTE. + + + Like raven's wings her locks of jet, + Her soft eyes touched with fond regret, + Doubt and desire her mind beset, + Fondling her brother's cigarette. + + Roses with dewy diamonds set, + Drooped o'er the window's parapet; + With grace she turned a match to get, + And lit her brother's cigarette. + + Her puffs of smoky violet + Twined in fantastic silhouette; + She blushed, laughed, coughed a little, yet, + She smoked her brother's cigarette. + + Her eyes with briny tears were wet, + Her bang grew limp beneath its net, + Her brow was gemmed with beaded sweat, + And to her bed she went, you bet. + +ANON. + + + + +IN THE OL' TOBACKER PATCH. + + + I jess kind o' feel so lonesome that I don't know what to do, + When I think about them days we used to spend + A hoein' out tobacker in th' clearin'--me an' you-- + An' a wishin' that the day was at an end. + For the dewdrops was a sparklin' on the beeches' tender leaves + As we started out a workin' in the morn; + An' th' noonday sun was sendin' down a shower of burnin' sheaves + When we heard the welcome-soundin' dinner-horn. + An' th' shadders round us gathered in a sort of ghostly batch, + 'Fore we started home from workin' in that ol' tobacker patch. + + I'm a feelin' mighty lonesome, as I look aroun' to-day, + For I see th' change that's taken place since then. + All th' hills is brown and faded, for th' woods is cleared away; + You an' me has changed from ragged boys to men; + You are livin' in th' city that we ust to dream about; + I am still a dwellin' here upon the place, + But my form is bent an' feeble, which was once so straight and + stout, + An' there's most a thousand wrinkles on my face. + You have made a mint of money; I, perhaps have been your match, + But we both enjoyed life better in that ol' tobacker patch. + +S.Q. LAPIUS. + + + + +MAECENAS BIDS HIS FRIEND TO DINE. + + I beg you come to-night and dine. + A welcome waits you, and sound wine,-- + The Roederer chilly to a charm, + As Juno's breath the claret warm, + The sherry of an ancient brand. + No Persian pomp, you understand,-- + A soup, a fish, two meats, and then + A salad fit for aldermen + (When aldermen, alas the days! + Were really worth their _mayonnaise_); + A dish of grapes whose clusters won + Their bronze in Carolinian sun; + Next, cheese--for you the Neufchatel, + A bit of Cheshire likes me well; + Cafe au lait or coffee black, + With Kirsch or Kuemmel or cognac + (The German band in Irving Place + By this time purple in the face); + Cigars and pipes. These being through, + Friends shall drop in, a very few-- + Shakespeare and Milton, and no more. + When these are guests I bolt the door, + With "Not at home" to any one + Excepting Alfred Tennyson. + +ANON. + + + + +TO MY MEERSCHAUM. + + + There's a charm in the sun-crested hills, + In the quivering light of a star, + In the flash of a silvery rill, + Yet to me thou art lovelier far, + My Meerschaum! + + There's a love in her witching dark eye, + There's a love in her tresses at play, + Yet her love would be worth not a sigh, + If from thee she could lure me away, + My Meerschaum! + + Let revellers sing of their wine, + As they toss it in ecstasy down, + But the bowl I call for is thine, + With its deepening amber and brown, + My Meerschaum! + + For when trouble would bid me despair, + I call for a flagon of beer, + And puff a defiance to care, + Till sorrows in smoke disappear, + My Meerschaum! + + Though mid pleasures unnumbered I whirl, + Though I traverse the billowy sea, + Yet the waving and beautiful curl + Of thy smoke's ever dearer to me, + My Meerschaum! + +P.D.R. + + + + +OLD PIPE OF MINE. + + + Companion of my lonely hours, + Full many a time 'twixt night and morn + Thy muse hath roamed through poesy's bowers + Upon thy fragrant pinions borne. + Let others seek the bliss that reigns + In homage paid at beauty's shrine, + We envy not such foolish gains, + In sweet content, old pipe of mine. + + Ah! you have been a travelled pipe; + But now, of course, you're getting stale, + Just like myself, and rather ripe; + You've had your fill of cakes and ale, + And half-forgotten memories, too. + And all the pensive thoughts that twine + Around a past that, _entre nous_, + Has pleasant been, old pipe of mine. + + Old pipe of mine, for many a year + What boon companions we have been! + With here a smile and there a tear, + How many changes we have seen! + How many hearts have ceased to beat, + How many eyes have ceased to shine, + How many friends will never meet, + Since first we met, old pipe of mine! + + Though here and there the road was deep, + And now and then the rain would fall; + We managed every time to keep + A sturdy forehead to them all! + And even when she left my side, + We didn't wait to fret or pine, + Oh, no; we said the world was wide, + And luck would turn, old pipe of mine! + + + + +CANNON SONG. + + + And it has turned since you and I + Set out to face the world alone; + And, in a garret near the sky, + Had scarce a crust to call our own, + But many a banquet, Barmecide; + And many a dream of hope divine, + Lie buried in the moaning tide, + That drowns the past, old pipe of mine! + + But prosing isn't quite the thing, + And so, I guess, I'll give it up: + Just wait a moment while I sing; + We'll have another parting cup, + And then to bed. The stars are low; + Yon sickly moon has ceased to shine; + So here she goes, and off we go + To Slumberland, old pipe of mine! + +JOHN J. GORMLEY. + + + + +CANNON SONG. + + Come, seniors, come, and fill your pipes, + Your richest incense raise; + Let's take a smoke, a parting smoke, + For good old by-gone days! + + _Chorus_. For good old by-gone days, + We'll smoke for good old by-gone days! + We'll take a smoke, a parting smoke, + For good old by-gone days! + + We'll crown the cannon with a cloud, + We'll celebrate its praise; + Recalling _its_ old parting smoke, + For good old by-gone days! + + We'll smoke to these we leave behind + In devious college ways; + We'll smoke to songs we've sung before, + In good old by-gone days. + + We'll smoke to _Alma Mater's_ name; + She loves the cloud we raise! + For well she knows the "biggest guns" + Are in the coming days! + + We'll smoke the times, the good old times, + When we were called _fire_! + Their light shall blaze in memory, + Till the lamp of life expire! + + Then let each smoking pipe be broke,-- + Hurrah for coming days! + We'll take a march, a merry march, + To meet the coming days! + +H.P. PECK. + + + + +TOBACCO. + + + The Indian weed, withered quite, + Green at noon, cut down at night, + Shows thy decay; all flesh is hay, + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + + The pipe that is so lily-white, + Shows thee to be a mortal wight; + And even such, gone with a touch, + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + + And when the smoke ascends on high, + Thinke thou beholdst the vanity + Of worldly stuffe, gone with a puffe, + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + + And when the pipe grows foul within, + Think on thy soule defil'd with sin, + And then the fire it doth require. + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + + The ashes that are left behind, + May serve to put thee still in mind, + That unto dust return thou must. + Thus thinke, then drinke tobacco. + +GEORGE WITHER, 1620. + + + + +VIRGINIA'S KINGLY PLANT. + +_BY AN "OLD SALT."_ + + + Oh, muse! grant me the power + (I have the will) to sing + How oft in lonely hour, + When storms would round me lower, + Tobacco's proved a king! + + Philanthropists, no doubt + With good intentions ripe, + Their dogmas may put out, + And arrogantly shout + The evils of the pipe. + + Kind moralists, with tracts, + Opinions fine may show; + Produce a thousand facts,-- + How ill tobacco acts + Man's system to o'erthrow. + + Learn'd doctors have employed + Much patience, time, and skill, + To prove tobacco cloyed + With acrid alkaloid, + With power the nerves to kill. + + E'en popes have curst the plant; + Kings bade its use to cease; + But all the pontiff's rant + And royal James's cant + Ne'er made its use decrease. + + Teetotalers may stamp + And roar at pipes and beer; + But place them in a swamp, + When nights are dark and damp,-- + Their tunes would change, I fear. + + No advocate am I + Of excess in one or t'other, + And ne'er essayed to try + In wine to drown a sigh, + Or a single care to smother. + + Yet, in moderation pure, + A glass is well enough; + But a troubled heart to cure, + Kind feelings to insure, + Give me a cheerful puff. + + How oft a learn'd divine + His sermons will prepare, + Not by imbibing wine, + But 'neath th' influence fine + Of a pipe of "baccy" rare! + + How many a pleasing scene, + How many a happy joke, + How many a satire keen, + Or problem sharp, has been + Evolved or born of smoke! + + How oft amidst the jar, + Of storms on ruin bent, + On shipboard, near or far, + To the drenched and shiv'ring tar, + Tobacco's solace lent! + + Oh, tell me not 'tis bad, + Or that it shortens life! + Its charms can soothe the sad, + And make the wretched glad, + In trouble and in strife. + + 'Tis used in every clime, + By all men, high and low; + It is praised in prose and rhyme, + And can but end with time; + So let the kind herb grow! + + 'Tis a friend to the distress'd; + 'Tis a comforter in need; + It is social, soothing, blest; + It has fragrance, force, and zest; + Then hail the kingly weed! + +ANON. + + + + +TOO GREAT A SACRIFICE. + + + The maid, as by the papers doth appear, + Whom fifty thousand dollars made so dear, + To test Lothario's passion, simply said, + "Forego the weed before we go to wed. + For smoke, take flame; I'll be that flame's bright fanner. + To have your Anna, give up your Havana." + But he, when thus she brought him to the scratch, + Lit his cigar, and threw away his match. + +ANON. + + + + +TO A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Come, lovely tube, by friendship blest, + Belov'd and honored by the wise, + Come filled with honest "Weekly's best," + And kindled from the lofty skies. + + While round me clouds of incense roll, + With guiltless joys you charm the sense, + And nobler pleasure to the soul + In hints of moral truth dispense. + + Soon as you feel th' enliv'ning ray, + To dust you hasten to return, + And teach me that my earliest day + Began to give me to the urn. + + But though thy grosser substance sink + To dust, thy purer part aspires; + This when I see, I joy to think + That earth but half of me requires. + + Like thee, myself am born to die, + Made half to rise, and half to fall. + Oh, could I, while my moments fly, + The bliss you give me give to all! + +_Gentleman's Magazine_, July, 1745. + + + + + In the smoke of my dear cigarito + Cloud castles rise gorgeous and tall; + And Eros, divine muchachito, + With smiles hovers over it all. + + But dreaming, forgetting to cherish + The fire at my lips as it dies, + The dream and the rapture must perish, + And Eros descend from the skies. + + O wicked and false muchachito, + Your rapture I yet may recall; + But, like my re-lit cigarito, + A bitterness tinges it all. + +CAMILLA K. VON K. + + + + +A GOOD CIGAR. + + + Oh, 'tis well and enough, + A whiff or a puff + From the heart of a pipe to get; + And a dainty maid + Or a budding blade + May toy with the cigarette; + But a man, when the time + Of a glorious prime + Dawns forth like a morning star, + Wants the dark-brown bloom + And the sweet perfume + That go with a good cigar. + + To lazily float + In a painted boat + On a shimmering morning sea, + Or to flirt with a maid + In the afternoon shade + Seems good enough sport to be; + But the evening hour, + With its subtle power, + Is sweeter and better far, + If joined to the joy, + Devoid of alloy, + That lurks in a good cigar. + + When a blanket wet + Is solidly set + O'er hopes prematurely grown; + When ambition is tame, + And energy lame, + And the bloom from the fruit is blown; + When to dance and to dine + With women and wine + Past poverty pleasures are,-- + A man's not bereft + Of all peace, if there's left + The joy of a good cigar. + +NORRIS BULL. + + + + + A glass is good, and a lass is good, + And a pipe to smoke in cold weather; + The world is good, and the people are good, + And we're all good fellows together. + +JOHN O'KEEFE: _Sprigs of Laurel_, Act ii. sc. i. + + + + +MY FRIENDLY PIPE. + + + Let sybarites still dream delights + While smoking cigarettes, + Whose opiates get in their pates + Till waking brings regrets; + Oh, let them doze, devoid of woes, + Of troubles, and of frets. + + And let the chap who loves to nap + With his cigar in hand + Pursue his way, and live his day, + As runs time's changing sand; + Let him delight by day and night + In his peculiar brand. + + But as for me, I love to be + Provided with a pipe,-- + A rare old bowl to warm my soul, + A meerschaum brown and ripe,-- + With good plug cut, no stump or butt, + Nor filthy gutter-snipe. + + My joys increase! It brings me peace + As nothing else can do; + From all the strife of daily life + Here my relief is true. + I watch its rings; it purrs and sings-- + And then it's cheaper, too! + +_Detroit Tribune_. + + + + +ODE TO TOBACCO. + + + Come then, Tobacco, new-found friend, + Come, and thy suppliant attend + In each dull, lonely hour; + And though misfortunes lie around, + Thicker than hailstones on the ground, + I'll rest upon thy power. + Then while the coxcomb, pert and proud, + The politician, learned and loud, + Keep one eternal clack, + I'll tread where silent Nature smiles, + Where Solitude our woe beguiles, + And chew thee, dear Tobac. + +DANIEL WEBSTER. + + + + +A BACHELOR'S SOLILOQUY. + + + I sit all alone with my pipe by the fire, + I ne'er knew the Benedict's yoke; + I worship a fairy-like, fanciful form, + That goes up the chimney in smoke. + + I sit in my dressing-gowned slipperful ease, + Without wife or bairns to provoke, + And puff at my pipe, while my hopes and my fears + All go up the chimney in smoke. + + I sit with my pipe, and my heart's lonesome care + I try, but all vainly, to choke. + Ah, me! but I find that the flame that Love lights + Won't go up the chimney in smoke. + +_Cigar and Tobacco World_, London. + + + + +THE DREAMER'S PIPE. + + + Meerschaum, thing with amber tip, + Clutched between the dreamer's lip, + Fragrant odors from thy bowl + Mingling with the dreamer's soul; + Curling wreaths of smoke ascending, + Comfort sweet with incense blending. + Joy and peace and solace sending + To the dreamer's heart. + + Fashioned like a satyr's head, + Crowned with fire, glowing red, + Quaintly carved and softly sleek + As Afric maiden's downy cheek. + Comrade of each idle hour + In forest shade or leafy bower; + Lotus-eaters from thy power + Ne'er can break apart. + + Darkly colored from long use + With tobacco's balmy juice + From snowy white to ebon turned + By the incense daily burned. + Laid at night within thy case + Of velvet soft--thy resting place-- + Whence with leering, stained face + Daily thou must start,-- + + To soothe the dreamer's every care, + To glow and burn and fill the air + With thy curling perfume rare: + As thou charmest gloom away, + With the dreamer rest for aye + Friend of youth, and manhood ripe + All hail to thee, thou meerschaum pipe! + +_New Orleans Times Democrat._ + + + + +SUBLIME TOBACCO. + + + But here the herald of the self-same mouth + Came breathing o'er the aromatic South, + Not like a "bed of violets" on the gale, + But such as wafts its cloud o'er grog or ale, + Borne from a short, frail pipe, which yet had blown + Its gentle odors over either zone, + And, puff'd where'er minds rise or waters roll, + Had wafted smoke from Portsmouth to the Pole, + Opposed its vapor as the lightning flash'd, + And reek'd, 'midst mountain billows unabashed, + To AEolus a constant sacrifice, + Through every change of all the varying skies. + And what was he who bore it? I may err, + But deem him sailor or philosopher. + Sublime tobacco! which from east to west + Cheers the tar's labor or the Turkman's rest; + Which on the Moslem's ottoman divides + His hours, and rivals opiums and his brides; + Magnificent in Stamboul, but less grand, + Though not less loved, in Wapping on the Strand; + Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe, + When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe; + Like other charmers, wooing the caress + More dazzlingly when daring in full dress; + Yet thy true lovers more admire by far + Thy naked beauties,--give me a cigar! + +LORD BYRON: + +_The Island, Canto ii., Stanza 19._ + + + + +SMOKING AWAY. + + + Floating away like the fountains' spray, + Or the snow-white plume of a maiden, + The smoke-wreaths rise to the starlit skies + With blissful fragrance laden. + + _Chorus._ Then smoke away till a golden ray + Lights up the dawn of the morrow, + For a cheerful cigar, like a shield, will bar, + The blows of care and sorrow. + + The leaf burns bright, like the gems of light + That flash in the braids of Beauty; + It nerves each heart for the hero's part + On the battle-plain of duty. + + In the thoughtful gloom of his darkened room, + Sits the child of song and story, + But his heart is light, for his pipe burns bright, + And his dreams are all of glory. + + By the blazing fire sits the gray-haired sire, + And infant arras surround him; + And he smiles on all in that quaint old hall, + While the smoke-curls float around him. + + In the forest grand of our native land, + When the savage conflict ended, + The "pipe of peace" brought a sweet release + From toil and terror blended. + + The dark-eyed train of the maids of Spain + 'Neath their arbor shades trip lightly, + And a gleaming cigar, like a new-born star, + In the clasp of their lips burns brightly + + It warms the soul like the blushing bowl, + With its rose-red burden streaming, + And drowns it in bliss, like the first warm kiss + From the lips with love-buds teeming. + +FRANCIS MILES FINCH. + + + + +A FAREWELL TO TOBACCO. + + + May the Babylonish curse + Straight confound my stammering verse + If I can a passage see + In this word-perplexity, + Or a fit expression find, + Or a language to my mind + (Still the phrase is wide or scant), + To take leave of thee, GREAT PLANT! + Or in any terms relate + Half my love, or half my hate: + For I hate, yet love, thee so, + That, whichever thing I show, + The plain truth will seem to be + A constrain'd hyperbole, + And the passion to proceed + More from a mistress than a weed. + + Sooty retainer to the vine, + Bacchus' black servant, negro fine; + Sorcerer, that mak'st us dote upon + Thy begrimed complexion, + And, for thy pernicious sake, + More and greater oaths to break + Than reclaimed lovers take + 'Gainst women: thou thy siege dost lay + Much too in the female way, + While thou suck'st the lab'ring breath + Faster than kisses or than death. + + Thou in such a cloud dost bind us, + That our worst foes cannot find us, + And ill-fortune, that would thwart us, + Shoots at rovers, shooting at us; + While each man, through thy height'ning steam + Does like a smoking Etna seem, + And all about us does express + (Fancy and wit in richest dress) + A Sicilian fruitfulness. + + Thou through such a mist dost show us, + That our best friends do not know us, + And, for those allowed features, + Due to reasonable creatures, + Liken'st us to fell Chimeras, + Monsters that, who see us, fear us; + Worse than Cerberus or Geryon, + Or, who first loved a cloud, Ixion. + + Bacchus we know, and we allow + His tipsy rites. But what art thou, + That but by reflex canst show + What his deity can do, + As the false Egyptian spell + Aped the true Hebrew miracle, + Some few vapors thou mayst raise + The weak brain may serve to amaze, + But to the reins and nobler heart + Canst nor life nor heat impart. + + Brother of Bacchus, later born, + The Old World was sure forlorn + Wanting thee, that aidest more + The god's victories than before + All his panthers, and the brawls + Of his piping Bacchanals. + These, as stale, we disallow, + Or judge of _thee_ meant; only thou + His true Indian conquest art; + And for ivy round his dart + The reformed god now weaves + A finer thyrsus of thy leaves. + + Scent to match thy rich perfume + Chemic art did ne'er presume, + Through her quaint alembic strain, + None so sov'reign to the brain. + Nature, that did in thee excel, + Framed again no second smell. + Roses, violets, but toys + For the smaller sort of boys, + Or for greener damsels meant; + Thou art the only manly scent. + + Stinking'st of the stinking kind, + Filth of the mouth and fog of the mind, + Africa, that brags her foison, + Breeds no such prodigious poison, + Henbane, nightshade, both together, + Hemlock, aconite-- + + Nay, rather, + Plant divine, of rarest virtue; + Blisters on the tongue would hurt you. + 'Twas but in a sort I blamed thee; + None e'er prosper'd who defamed thee; + Irony all, and feign'd abuse, + Such as perplex'd lovers use + At a need when, in despair + To paint forth their fairest fair, + Or in part but to express + That exceeding comeliness + Which their fancies doth so strike, + They borrow language of dislike; + And, instead of Dearest Miss, + Jewel, Honey, Sweetheart, Bliss, + And those forms of old admiring, + Call her Cockatrice and Siren, + Basilisk, and all that's evil, + Witch, Hyena, Mermaid, Devil, + Ethiop, Wench, and Blackamore, + Monkey, Ape, and twenty more, + Friendly Trait'ress, loving Foe,-- + Not that she is truly so, + But no other way they know + A contentment to express, + Borders so upon excess + That they do not rightly wot + Whether it be pain or not. + + Or as men, constrain'd to part + With what's nearest to their heart. + While their sorrow's at the height + Lose discrimination quite, + And their hasty wrath let fall, + To appease their frantic gall, + On the darling thing whatever + Whence they feel it death to sever, + Though it be, as they, perforce, + Guiltless of the sad divorce. + + For I must (nor let it grieve thee, + Friendliest of plants, that I must) leave thee. + For thy sake, TOBACCO, I + Would do anything but die, + And but seek to extend my days + Long enough to sing thy praise. + But as she who once hath been + A king's consort is a queen + Ever after, nor will bate + Any tittle of her state, + Though a widow or divorced, + So I, from thy converse forced, + The old name and style retain, + A right Katherine of Spain; + And a seat, too, 'mongst the joys + Of the blest Tobacco Boys, + Where, though I by sour physician + Am debarr'd the full fruition + Of thy favors, I may catch + Some collateral sweets, and snatch + Sidelong odors, that give life + Like glances from a neighbor's wife, + And still live in the by-places + And the suburbs of thy graces, + And in thy borders take delight, + An unconquer'd Canaanite. + +CHARLES LAMB. + + + + +A WINTER EVENING HYMN TO MY FIRE. + + + Nicotia, dearer to the Muse + Than all the grape's bewildering juice, + We worship, unforbid of thee; + And as her incense floats and curls + In airy spires and wayward whirls, + Or poises on its tremulous stalk + A flower of frailest reverie, + So winds and loiters, idly free, + The current of unguided talk, + Now laughter-rippled, and now caught + In smooth dark pools of deeper thought + Meanwhile thou mellowest every word, + A sweetly unobtrusive third; + For thou hast magic beyond wine + To unlock natures each to each; + The unspoken thought thou canst divine; + Thou fill'st the pauses of the speech + With whispers that to dreamland reach, + And frozen fancy-springs unchain + In Arctic outskirts of the brain. + Sun of all inmost confidences, + To thy rays doth the heart unclose + Its formal calyx of pretences, + That close against rude day's offences, + And open its shy midnight rose! + +JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL. + + + + +MY PIPE AND I. + + + There may be comrades in this world, + As stanch and true as steel. + There are: and by their friendships firm + Is life made only real. + But, after all, of all these hearts + That close with mine entwine, + None lie so near, nor seem so dear + As this old pipe of mine. + + My silent friend--whose voice is held + Fast for my ear alone-- + Stays with me always, well content, + With Darby to be Joan. + No fickleness disturbs our lot; + No jars its peace to smother; + Ah, no; my faithful pipe and I + Have wooed and won--each other. + + On clouds of curling incense sweet, + We go--my pipe and I-- + To lands far off, where skies stay blue + Through all the years that fly. + And nights and days, with rosy dreams + Teems bright--an endless throng + That passing leave, in echoing wake, + Soft murmurings of song. + + Does this dream fade? Another comes + To fill its place and more. + In castles silvern roam we now, + They're ours! All! All are ours! + What'er the wreathing rings enfold + Drops shimmering golden showers! + + No sordid cost our steps can stay, + We travel free as air. + Our wings are fancies, incense-borne, + That feather-light upbear. + Begone! ye powers of steam and flood. + Thy roads creep far too slow; + We need thee not. My pipe and I + Swifter than Time must go. + + Why, what is this? The pipe gone out? + Well, well, the fire's out, too! + The dreams are gone--we're poor once more; + Life's pain begins anew. + 'Tis time for sleep, my faithful pipe, + But may thy dreamings be, + Through slumbering hours hued as bright + As those thou gav'st to me! + +ELTON J. BUCKLEY. + + + + +SIC TRANSIT. + + Just a note that I found on my table, + By the bills of a year buried o'er, + In a feminine hand and requesting + My presence for tennis at four. + + Half remorseful for leaving it lying + In surroundings unworthy as those, + I carefully dusted and smoothed it, + And mutely begged pardon of Rose. + + But I thought with a smile of the proverb + Which says you may treat as you will + The vase which has once contained roses, + Their fragrance will cling to it still. + + For the writer I scarcely remember, + The occasion has vanished afar, + And the fragrance that clings to the letter + Recalls--an Havana cigar. + +W.B. ANDERSON. + + + + +THE BETROTHED. + +"_YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN ME AND YOUR CIGAR._" + + Open the old cigar-box, get me a Cuba stout, + For things are running crossways, and Maggie and I are out. + + We quarrelled about Havanas--we fought o'er a good cheroot, + And I know she is exacting, and she says I am a brute. + + Open the old cigar-box--let me consider a space; + In the soft blue veil of the vapor, musing on Maggie's face. + + Maggie is pretty to look at,--Maggie's a loving lass, + But the prettiest cheeks must wrinkle, the truest of loves must + pass. + + There's peace in a Laranaga, there's calm in a Henry Clay, + But the best cigar in an hour is finished and thrown away,-- + + Thrown away for another as perfect and ripe and brown,-- + But I could not throw away Maggie for fear o' the talk o' the town! + + Maggie my wife at fifty,--gray and dour and old,-- + With never another Maggie to purchase for love or gold! + + And the light of Days that have Been the dark of the Days that Are, + And Love's torch stinking and stale, like the butt of a dead + cigar,-- + + The butt of a dead cigar you are bound to keep in your pocket,-- + With never a new one to light tho' it's charred and black to the + socket. + + Open the old cigar-box,--let me consider a while,-- + Here is a mild Manilla,--there is a wifely smile. + + Which is the better portion,--bondage bought with a ring, + Or a harem of dusky beauties, fifty tied in a string? + + Counsellors cunning and silent--comforters true and tried, + And never a one of the fifty to sneer at a rival bride. + + Thought in the early morning, solace in time of woes, + Peace in the hush of the twilight, balm ere my eyelids close. + + This will the fifty give me, asking nought in return, + With only a _Suttee's_ passion,--to do their duty and burn. + + This will the fifty give me. When they are spent and dead, + Five times other fifties shall be my servants instead. + + The furrows of far-off Java, the isles of the Spanish Main, + When they hear my harem is empty, will send me my brides again. + + I will take no heed to their raiment, nor food for their mouths + withal, + So long as the gulls are nesting, so long as the showers fall. + + I will scent 'em with best vanilla, with tea will I temper their + hides, + And the Moor and the Mormon shall envy, who read of the tale of my + brides. + + For Maggie has written a letter to give me my choice between + The wee little whimpering Love and the great god Nick o' Teen. + + And I have been servant of Love for barely a twelve-month clear. + But I have been Priest of Partagas a matter of seven year; + + And the gloom of my bachelor days is flecked with the cheery light + Of stumps that I burned to Friendship and Pleasure and Work and + Fight. + + And I turn my eyes to the future that Maggie and I must prove, + But the only light on the marshes is the Will-o'-the-Wisp of Love. + + Will it see me safe through my journey, or leave me bogged in the + mire? + Since a puff of tobacco can cloud it, shall I follow the fitful + fire? + + Open the old cigar-box,--let me consider anew,-- + Old friends, and who is Maggie that I should abandon _you_? + + A million surplus Maggies are willing to bear the yoke; + And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a Smoke. + + Light me another Cuba: I hold to my first-sworn vows, + If Maggie will have no rival, I'll have no Maggie for spouse! + +RUDYARD KIPLING. + + + + +ON A BROKEN PIPE. + + + Neglected now it lies, a cold clay form, + So late with living inspirations warm; + Type of all other creatures formed of clay-- + What more than it for epitaph have they? + + + + +A VALENTINE. + + + What's my love's name? Guess her name. + Nina? No. + Alina? No. + It does end with "ina," though. + Guess again. Christina? No; + Guess again. Wilhelmina? No. + She reciprocates my flame, + Cheers me wheresoe'er I go, + Never forward, never coy, + She is evermore my joy. + Oh, the rapture! oh, the bliss! + When I met my darling's kiss. + Oh, I love her form to greet! + Oh, her breath is passing sweet! + Who could help but love her so? + Nicotina, mistress mine, + Thou shall be my Valentine. + +ANON. + + + + +MY CIGARETTE. + + + My cigarette! The amulet + That charms afar unrest and sorrow, + The magic wand that, far beyond + To-day, can conjure up to-morrow. + Like love's desire, thy crown of fire + So softly with the twilight blending; + And ah, meseems a poet's dreams + Are in thy wreaths of smoke ascending. + + My cigarette! Can I forget + How Kate and I, in sunny weather, + Sat in the shade the elm-tree made + And rolled the fragrant weed together? + I at her side, beatified + To hold and guide her fingers willing; + She rolling slow the papers snow, + Putting my heart in with the filling. + + My cigarette! I see her yet, + The white smoke from her red lips curling, + Her dreaming eyes, her soft replies, + Her gentle sighs, her laughter purling! + Ah, dainty roll, whose parting soul + Ebbs out in many a snowy billow, + I too would burn, if I could earn + Upon her lips so soft a pillow. + + Ah, cigarette! The gay coquette + Has long forgot the flame she lighted; + And you and I unthinking by + Alike are thrown, alike are slighted. + The darkness gathers fast without, + A raindrop on my window plashes; + My cigarette and heart are out, + And naught is left me but the ashes. + +CHARLES F. LUMMIS. + + + + +THE PIPE CRITIC. + + + Say, pipe, let's talk of love; + Canst aid me? By my life, + I'll ask not gods above + To help me choose a wife; + But to thy gentle self I'll give the puzzling strife. + + Thy color let me find, + And blue like smoke her eyes; + A healthy store her mind + As that which in thee lies,-- + An evanescent draft, whose incense mounts the skies. + + And, pipe, a breath like thine; + Her hair an amber gold, + And wrought in shapes as fine + As that which now I hold; + A grace in every limb, her form thy slender mould. + + And when her lips I kiss, + Oh, may she burn like thee, + And strive to give me bliss! + A comforter to be + When friends wax cold, time fades, and all departs from me. + + And may she hide in smoke, + As you, my friend, have done, + The failings that would choke + My virtues every one, + Turn grief to laughing jest, or painful thought to fun. + + Her aid be such as thine + To stir my brain a bit. + When 'round this hearth of mine + Friends sit and banter wit, + She'll shape a well-turned phrase, a subtle jest to hit. + + In short, my sole delight + (Why, pipe, you sputter so!), + Whose angel visage bright + (And at me ashes throw!) + Shall never rival fear. You're jealous now, I know. + + Nay, pipe, I'll not leave thee; + For of thy gifts there's one + That's passing dear to me + Whose equal she'd have none,-- + The gift of peace serene; she'd have, alas, a tongue! + +WALTER LITTLEFIELD. + + + + +A SONG WITHOUT A NAME. + +AIR: "_THE VICAR OF BRAY_." + + + 'Twas in Queen Bess's golden days + That smoking came in fashion; + And from the court it quickly spread + Throughout the English nation. + The courtiers first the lesson learnt, + And burn'd the fragrant treasure; + And e'en the queen herself, 'tis said, + Would sometimes share the pleasure. + But this is true, I will maintain,-- + And I am far from joking,-- + Of all the pleasures men have found + There's none to equal smoking. + + Then learned men and lawyers wise + And grave divines and doctors + Found smoking help'd to clear the brain, + And puff'd away in flocks, sirs; + Then business men and humble clerks + And laborer and peasant + By smoking care would drive away, + And make this life more pleasant. + For this is true. I will maintain,-- + And I am far from joking,-- + Of all the pleasures men have found + There's none to equal smoking. + + And from these times we modern men + Great glory do inherit, + And wealth and learning and the strength + Which makes the English spirit. + We have no care, we fear no foe, + We pass our lifetime gayly, + But little think how much we owe + To great Sir Walter Raleigh. + For this is true, I will maintain,-- + And I am far from joking,-- + Of all the pleasures men have found + There's none to equal smoking. + +W. LLOYD. + + + + +AD NICOTINA. + +"_A CONSTRAINED HYPERBOLE._" + + + Let others sing the praise of wine; + I'll tolerate no queen + But one fair nymph of spotless line, + The gentle Nicotine. + Her breath's as sweet as any flower's, + No matter where it blows, + And makes this dull old world of ours + The color of the rose. + + There's not a pang but she can soothe, + Nor spell but she can break, + And e'en the hardest lot can smooth, + And bid us courage take. + Fair Nicotine! thou dost atone + For many an aching heart; + And I for one will gladly own + The magic of thine art. + + Ah, "friendly traitress," "loving foe," + Forgive this loving lay; + For I, thy worshipper, would show + The sweetness of thy sway. + "Sublime tobacco!" may thy reign + Ne'er for one moment cease; + For thou, Great Plant, art kin to brain, + And synonym for peace. + +E.H.S. + + + + +MEERSCHAUM. + + + Come to me, O my meerschaum, + For the vile street organs play; + And the torture they're inflicting + Will vanish quite away. + + I open my study window + And into the twilight peer, + And my anxious eyes are watching + For the man with my evening beer. + + In one hand is the shining pewter, + All amber the ale doth glow; + In t'other are long "churchwardens," + As spotless and pure as snow. + + Ah! what would the world be to us + Tobaccoless?--Fearful bore! + We should dread the day after to-morrow + Worse than the day before. + + As the elephant's trunk to the creature, + Is the pipe to the man, I trow; + Useful and meditative + As the cud to the peaceful cow. + + So to the world is smoking; + Through that we feel, with bliss + That, whatever worlds come after, + A jolly old world is this. + + Come to me, O my meerschaum, + And whisper to me here, + If you like me better than coffee, + Than grog, or the bitter beer. + + Oh! what are our biggest winnings, + If peaceful content we miss? + Though fortune may give us an innings + She seldom conveys us bliss. + + You're better than all the fortunes + That ever were made or broke; + For a penny will always fill + And buy me content with a smoke. + +WRONGFELLOW. + + + + + I like cigars + Beneath the stars, + Upon the waters blue. + To laugh and float + While rocks the boat + Upon the waves,--Don't you? + + To rest the oar + And float to shore,-- + While soft the moonbeams shine,-- + To laugh and joke, + And idly smoke; + I think is quite divine. + +ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. + + + + +"A FREE PUFF." + + + Do you remember when first we met? + I was turning twenty--well! I don't forget + How I walked along, + Humming a song + Across the fields and down the lane + By the country road, and back again + To the dear old farm--three miles or more-- + And brought you home from the village store. + + Summer was passing--don't you recall + The splendid harvest we had that Fall, + And how when the Autumn died,--sober and brown,-- + We trudged down the turnpike, and on to the town? + + Sweet black brierwood pipe of mine! + If you were human you'd be half divine, + For when I've looked beyond the smoke, into your burning bowl + In times of need + You've been, indeed, + The only comfort, sweetest solace, of my overflowing soul. + We've been together nearly thirty years, old fellow! + And now, you must admit, we're both a trifle mellow. + We have had our share of joys and a deal of sorrows, + And while we're only waiting for a few more to-morrows, + Others will come, and others will go, + And Time will gather what Youth will sow; + But we together will go down the rough + Road to the end, and to the end--puff. + +ARTHUR IRVING GRAY. + + + + +MY MEERSCHAUM PIPE. + + + Old meerschaum pipe, I'll fondly wipe + Thy scarred and blackened form, + For thou to me wilt ever be-- + Whate'er betides the storm-- + A casket filled with memories + Of life's Auroral morn. + + Thou once wert fair like ivory rare; + Spotless as lily white; + Thy curving lines, like tendril'd vines, + Were pleasing to the sight, + And in thine ample bowl there lurked + A promise of delight. + + Like incense flung from censer swung + Before some sculptured shrine, + To float along with prayer and song + To realms of bliss divine,-- + Ascend thy fragrant wreaths of smoke + And with my thoughts entwine. + + Old pipe, old friend, o'er thee doth bend + The rainbow hues of life, + While sorrows roll across my soul, + And peace is turned to strife, + And Faith drifts o'er a sea of doubt + With desolation rife. + + Alas, that man or pipe e'er can + Wax old or know decay; + Alas, that heart from heart must part, + Or Love can lose its sway. + And death in life should cast its pall + Athwart the troubled way. + + Tho' love be cross'd, and friends are lost, + And severed every tie; + Tho' hopes are dead and joys have fled, + And darkened is the sky; + We yet can warm each other's hearts, + Old meerschaum pipe and I. + +JOHNSON M. MUNDY. + + + + +A WARNING. + + +HE. + + I loathe all books. I hate to see + The world and men through others' eyes; + My own are good enough for me. + These scribbling fellows I despise; + They bore me. + I used to try to read a bit, + But, when I did, a sleepy fit + Came o'er me. + + Yet here I sit with pensive look, + Filling my pipe with fragrant loads, + Gazing in rapture at a book!-- + A free translation of the Odes + Of Horace. + 'Tis owned by sweet Elizabeth, + And breathes a subtle, fragrant breath + Of orris. + + I longed for something that was hers + To cheer me when I'm feeling low; + I saw this book of paltry verse, + And asked to take it home--and so + She lent it. + I love her deep and tenderly, + Yet dare not tell my love, lest she + Resent it. + + I'll learn to quote a stanza here, + A couplet there. I'm very sure + 'Twould aid my suit could I appear + _Au fait_ in books and literature. + I'll do it! + This jingle I can quickly learn; + Then, hid in roses, I'll return + Her poet! + + +SHE. + + The hateful man! 'Twould vex a saint! + Around my pretty, cherished book, + The odor vile, the noisome taint + Of horrid, stale tobacco-smoke + Yet lingers! + The hateful man, my book to spoil! + Patrick, the tongs--lest I should soil + My fingers! + + This lovely rose, these lilies frail, + These violets he has sent to me + The odor of his pipe exhale! + Am I to blame that I should be + Enraged? + Tell Mr. Simpson every time + He calls upon me, Patrick, I'm + Engaged! + +ARTHUR LOVELL. + + + + +TO THE REV. MR. NEWTON. + + + Says the Pipe to the Snuff-box, "I can't understand + What the ladies and gentlemen see in your face, + That you are in fashion all over the land, + And I am so much fallen into disgrace. + + "Do but see what a pretty contemplative air + I give to the company,--pray do but note 'em,-- + You would think that the wise men of Greece were all there, + Or, at least, would suppose them the wise men of Gotham. + + "My breath is as sweet as the breath of blown roses, + While you are a nuisance where'er you appear; + There is nothing but snivelling and blowing of noses, + Such a noise as turns any man's stomach to hear." + + Then, lifting his lid in a delicate way, + And opening his mouth with a smile quite engaging. + The Box in reply was heard plainly to say, + "What a silly dispute is this we are Waging! + + "If you have a little of merit to claim, + You may thank the sweet-smelling Virginian weed; + And I, if I seem to deserve any blame, + The before-mentioned drug in apology plead. + + "Thus neither the praise nor the blame is our own, + No room for a sneer, much less a cachinnus; + We are vehicles, not of tobacco alone, + But of anything else they may choose to put in us." + +WM. COWPER. + + + + +A LOSS. + + + How hard a thing it is to part + From those we love and cherish; + How deeply does it pain one's heart + To know all things must perish! + + And when a friend and comrade dear + Is lost to us forever, + We feel how frail are all things here, + Since e'en best friends must sever. + + I, too, have lost a friend, who broke + Its power when care was near me; + And troubles disappeared in smoke + When he was by to cheer me. + + But as friends fall when valued most, + Like fruit that over-ripe is. + My loved companion I have lost,-- + That friend my meerschaum pipe is! + +_Judy_ (1873). + + + + +THE TRUE LEUCOTHOE. + + + Let others praise the god of wine, + Or Venus, love, and beauty's smile; + I choose a theme not less divine,-- + The plant that grows in Cuba's Isle. + + The old Greeks err'd who bound with bays + Apollo's brow; the verdant crown + He wore, when measuring their days, + Grew in the West, where he went down. + + An idle tale they also told; + They said he gave them frankincense, + Borne by some tree he loved of old; + If so, he gave a mere pretence. + + For the true offspring of his love-- + Tobacco--grew far o'er the sea, + Where Leucothoe from above + Led him as honey leads the bee, + + Till on that plant he paus'd to gaze + Some moments ere he held his way, + And cheer her with his warmest rays, + Heedless of time or length of day. + + Then with a sigh his brows he wreath'd + With leaves that care and toil beguile, + And bless'd, as their perfume he breath'd, + The plant that grows in Cuba's Isle. + +ANON. + + + + +THOSE ASHES. + + + Up to the frescoed ceiling + The smoke of my cigarette + In a sinuous spray is reeling, + Forming flower and minaret. + + What delicious landscape floating + On perfumed wings I see; + Pale swans I am idly noting, + And queens robed in filagree. + + I see such delicious faces + As ne'er man saw before, + And my fancy fondly chases + Sweet maids on a fairy shore. + + Now to bits my air-castle crashes, + And those pictures I see no more; + My grandmother yells: "Them ashes-- + Don't drop them on the floor!" + +R.K. MUNKITTRICK. + + + + +WHAT I LIKE. + + + To lie with half-closed eyes, as in a dream, + Upon the grassy bank of some calm stream-- + And smoke. + + To climb with daring feet some rugged rock, + And sit aloft where gulls and curlews flock-- + And smoke. + + To wander lonely on the ocean's brink, + And of the good old times to muse and think-- + And smoke. + + To hide me in some deep and woody glen, + Far from unhealthy haunts of sordid men-- + And smoke. + + To linger in some fairy haunted vale, + While all about me falls the moonlight pale-- + And smoke. + +H.L. + + + + +MY MEERSCHAUMS. + + + Long pipes and short ones, straight and curved, + High carved and plain, dark-hued and creamy, + Slim tubes for cigarettes reserved, + And stout ones for Havanas dreamy. + + This cricket, on an amber spear + Impaled, recalls that golden weather + When love and I, too young to fear + Heartburn, smoked cigarettes together. + + And even now--too old to take + The little papered shams for flavor-- + I light it oft for her sweet sake + Who gave it, with her girlish favor. + + And here's the mighty student bowl + Whose tutoring in and after college + Has led me nearer wisdom's goal + Than all I learned of text-book knowledge. + + "It taught me?" Ay, to hold my tongue, + To keep a-light, and yet burn slowly, + To break ill spells around me flung + As with the enchanted whiff of Moly. + + This nargileh, whose hue betrays + Perique from soft Louisiana, + In Egypt once beguiled the days + Of Tewfik's dreamy-eyed Sultana. + + Speaking of color,--do you know + A maid with eyes as darkly splendid + As are the hues that, rich and slow, + On this Hungarian bowl have blended? + + Can artist paint the fiery glints + Of this quaint finger here beside it, + With amber nail,--the lustrous tints, + A thousand Partagas have dyed it? + + "And this old silver patched affair?" + Well, sir, that meerschaum has its reasons + For showing marks of time and wear; + For in its smoke through fifty seasons + + My grandsire blew his cares away! + And then, when done with life's sojourning, + At seventy-five dropped dead one day, + That pipe between his set teeth burning! + + "Killed him?" No doubt! it's apt to kill + In fifty year's incessant using-- + Some twenty pipes a day. And still, + On that ripe, well-filled, lifetime musing, + + I envy oft so bright a part,-- + To live as long as life's a treasure; + To die of--not an aching heart, + But--half a century of pleasure! + + Well, well! I'm boring you, no doubt; + How these old memories will undo one-- + I see you've let your weed go out; + That's wrong! Here, light yourself a new one! + +CHARLES F. LUMMIS. + + + + +ODE TO TOBACCO. + + + Thou, who when fears attack + Bidst them avaunt, and Black + Care, at the horseman's back + Perching, unseatest; + Sweet when the morn is gray; + Sweet when they've cleared away + Lunch; and at close of day + Possibly sweetest! + + I have a liking old + For thee, though manifold + Stories, I know, are told + Not to thy credit: + How one (or two at most) + Drops make a cat a ghost,-- + Useless, except to roast-- + Doctors have said it; + + How they who use fusees + All grow by slow degrees + Brainless as chimpanzees, + Meagre as lizards, + Go mad, and beat their wives, + Plunge (after shocking lives) + Razors and carving-knives + Into their gizzards. + + Confound such knavish tricks! + Yet know I five or six + Smokers who freely mix + Still with their neighbors,-- + Jones, who, I'm glad to say, + Asked leave of Mrs. J., + Daily absorbs a clay + After his labors. + + Cats may have had their goose + Cooked by tobacco juice; + Still, why deny its use + Thoughtfully taken? + We're not as tabbies are; + Smith, take a fresh cigar! + Jones, the tobacco jar! + Here's to thee, Bacon! + +C.S. CALVERLY. + + + + +ON RECEIPT OF A RARE PIPE. + + + I lifted off the lid with anxious care, + Removed the wrappages, stripe after stripe, + And when the hidden contents were laid bare, + My first remark was: "Mercy, what a pipe!" + + A pipe of symmetry that matched its size, + Mounted with metal bright,--a sight to see; + With the rich amber hue that smokers prize, + Attesting both its age and pedigree. + + A pipe to make the royal Friedrich jealous, + Or the great Teufelsdroeckh with envy gripe! + A man should hold some rank above his fellows + To justify his smoking such a pipe! + + What country gave it birth? What blest of cities + Saw it first kindle at the glowing coal? + What happy artist murmured, "Nunc dimittis," + When he had fashioned this transcendent bowl? + + Has it been hoarded in a monarch's treasures? + Was it a gift of peace, or prize of war? + Did the great Khalif in his "House of Pleasures" + Wager and lose it to the good Zaafar? + + It may have soothed mild Spenser's melancholy, + While musing o'er traditions of the past, + Or graced the lips of brave Sir Walter Raleigh, + Ere sage King Jamie blew his "_Counterblast_." + + Did it, safe hidden in some secret cavern, + Escape that monarch's pipoclastic ken? + Has Shakespeare smoked it at the Mermaid Tavern, + Quaffing a cup of sack with rare old Ben? + + Ay, Shakespeare might have watched his vast creations + Loom through its smoke,--the spectre-haunted Thane, + The Sisters at their ghostly invocations, + The jealous Moor, and melancholy Dane. + + Round its orbed haze and through its mazy ringlets, + Titania may have led her elfin rout, + Or Ariel fanned it with his gauzy winglets, + Or Puck danced in the bowl to put it out. + + Vain are all fancies,--questions bring no answer; + The smokers vanish, but the pipe remains; + He were indeed a subtle necromancer, + Could read their records in its cloudy stains. + + Nor this alone. Its destiny may doom it + To outlive e'en its use and history; + Some ploughman of the future may exhume it + From soil now deep beneath the Eastern sea. + + And, treasured by soma antiquarian Stultus, + It may to gaping visitors be shown + Labelled: "The symbol of some ancient cultus + Conjecturally Phallic, but unknown." + + Why do I thus recall the ancient quarrel + Twixt Man and Time, that marks all earthly things? + Why labor to re-word the hackneyed moral + [Greek: Hos phyllon genee], as Homer sings? + '[Omega][sigmaf] [phi][upsilon][lambda][lambda][omega][nu] + [gamma][epsilon][nu][epsilon][eta], as Homer sings? + + For this: Some links we forge are never broken; + Some feelings claim exemption from decay; + And Love, of which this pipe is but the token, + Shall last, though pipes and smokers pass away. + +W.H.B. + + + + +MY LITTLE BROWN PIPE. + + + I have a little comforter, + I carry in my pocket: + It is not any woman's face + Set in a golden locket; + It is not any kind of purse; + It is not book or letter, + But yet at times I really think + That it is something better. + + Oh, my pipe, my little brown pipe! + How oft, at morning early, + When vexed with thoughts of coming toil, + And just a little surly, + I sit with thee till things get clear, + And all my plans grow steady, + And I can face the strife of life + With all my senses steady. + + No matter if my temper stands + At stormy, fair, or clearing, + My pipe has not for any mood + A word of angry sneering. + I always find it just the same, + In care, or joy, or sorrow, + And what it is to-day I know + It's sure to be to-morrow. + + It helps me through the stress of life; + It balances my losses; + It adds a charm to all my joys, + And lightens all my crosses. + For through the wreathing, misty veil + Joy has a softer splendor, + And life grows sweetly possible, + And love more truly tender. + + Oh, I have many richer joys! + I do not underrate them, + And every man knows what I mean, + I do not need to state them. + But this I say,--I'd rather miss + A deal of what's called pleasure, + Than lose my little comforter, + My little smoky treasure. + +AMELIA E. BARR. + + + + + Forsaken of all comforts but these two,-- + My fagot and my pipe--I sit to muse + On all my crosses, and almost excuse + The heavens for dealing with me as they do. + When Hope steps in, and, with a smiling brow, + Such cheerful expectations doth infuse + As makes me think ere long I cannot choose + But be some grandee, whatsoe'er I'm now. + But having spent my pipe, I then perceive + That hopes and dreams are cousins,--both deceive. + Then mark I this conclusion in my mind, + It's all one thing,--both tend into one scope,-- + To live upon Tobacco and on Hope: + The one's but smoke, the other is but wind. + +SIR ROBERT AYTON. + + + + +'TWAS OFF THE BLUE CANARIES. + + + 'Twas off the blue Canary isles, + A glorious summer day, + I sat upon the quarter deck, + And whiffed my cares away; + And as the volumed smoke arose, + Like incense in the air, + I breathed a sigh to think, in sooth, + It was my last cigar. + + I leaned upon the quarter rail, + And looked down in the sea; + E'en there the purple wreath of smoke, + Was curling gracefully; + Oh! what had I at such a time + To do with wasting care? + Alas! the trembling tear proclaimed + It was my last cigar. + + I watched the ashes as it came + Fast drawing toward the end; + I watched it as a friend would watch + Beside a dying friend; + But still the flame swept slowly on; + It vanished into air; + I threw it from me,--spare the tale,-- + It was my last cigar. + + I've seen the land of all I love + Fade in the distance dim; + I've watched above the blighted heart, + Where once proud hope hath been; + But I've never known a sorrow + That could with that compare, + When off the blue Canaries + I smoked my last cigar. + +JOSEPH WARREN FABENS. + + + + +LATAKIA. + + +I. + + When all the panes are hung with frost, + Wild wizard-work of silver lace, + I draw my sofa on the rug, + Before the ancient chimney-place. + Upon the painted tiles are mosques + And minarets, and here and there + A blind muezzin lifts his hands, + And calls the faithful unto prayer. + Folded in idle, twilight dreams, + I hear the hemlock chirp and sing, + As if within its ruddy core + It held the happy heart of Spring. + Ferdousi never sang like that, + Nor Saadi grave, nor Hafiz gay; + I lounge, and blow white rings of smoke, + And watch them rise and float away. + + +II. + + The curling wreaths like turbans seem + Of silent slaves that come and go,-- + Or Viziers, packed with craft and crime, + Whom I behead from time to time, + With pipe-stem, at a single blow. + And now and then a lingering cloud + Takes gracious form at my desire, + And at my side my lady stands, + Unwinds her veil with snowy hands,-- + A shadowy shape, a breath of fire! + + O Love, if you were only here + Beside me in this mellow light, + Though all the bitter winds should blow, + And all the ways be choked with snow, + 'Twould be a true Arabian night! + +T.B. ALDRICH. + + + + +MY AFTER-DINNER CLOUD. + + + Some sombre evening, when I sit + And feed in solitude at home, + Perchance an ultra-bilious fit + Paints all the world an orange chrome. + + When Fear and Care and grim Despair + Flock round me in a ghostly crowd, + One charm dispels them all in air,-- + I blow my after-dinner cloud. + + 'Tis melancholy to devour + The gentle chop in loneliness. + I look on six--my prandial hour-- + With dread not easy to express. + + And yet for every penance done, + Due compensation seems allow'd. + My penance o'er, its price is won,-- + I blow my after-dinner cloud. + + My clay is _not_ a Henry Clay,-- + I like it better on the whole; + And when I fill it, I can say, + I drown my sorrows in the bowl. + + For most I love my lowly pipe + When weary, sad, and leaden-brow'd; + At such a time behold me ripe + To blow my after-dinner cloud. + + As gracefully the smoke ascends + In columns from the weed beneath, + My friendly wizard, Fancy, lends + A vivid shape to every wreath. + + Strange memories of life or death + Up from the cradle to the shroud, + Come forth as, with enchanter's breath, + I blow my after-dinner cloud. + + What wonder if it stills my care + To quit the present for the past, + And summon back the things that were, + Which only thus in vapor last? + + What wonder if I envy not + The rich, the giddy, and the proud, + Contented in this quiet spot + To blow my after-dinner cloud? + +HENRY S. LEIGH. + + + + +THE HAPPY SMOKING-GROUND. + + + When that last pipe is smoked at last + And pouch and pipe put by, + And Smoked and Smoker both alike + In dust and ashes lie, + What of the Smoker? Whither passed? + Ah, will he smoke no more? + And will there be no golden cloud + Upon the golden shore? + Ah! who shall say we cry in vain + To Fate upon his hill, + For, howsoe'er we ask and ask, + He goes on smoking still. + But, surely, 'twere a bitter thing + If other men pursue + Their various earthly joys again + Beyond that distant blue, + If the poor Smoker might not ply + His peaceful passion too. + If Indian braves may still up there + On merry scalpings go, + And buried Britons rise again + With arrow and with bow, + May not the Smoker hope to take + His "cutty" from below? + So let us trust; and when at length + You lay me 'neath the yew, + Forget not, O my friends, I pray, + Pipes and tobacco too! + +RICHARD LE GALLIENNE. + + + + +SWEET SMOKING PIPE. + + + Sweet smoking pipe; bright glowing stove, + Companion still of my retreat, + Thou dost my gloomy thoughts remove, + And purge my brain with gentle heat. + + Tobacco, charmer of my mind, + When, like the meteor's transient gleam. + Thy substance gone to air I find, + I think, alas, my life's the same! + + What else but lighted dust am I? + Then shew'st me what my fate will be; + And when thy sinking ashes die, + I learn that I must end like thee. + +ANON. + + + + +CIGARETTE RINGS. + + + How it blows! How it rains! I'll not turn out to-night; + I'm too sleepy to read and too lazy to write; + So I'll watch the blue rings, as they eddy and twirl, + And in gossamer wreathings coquettishly curl. + In the stillness of night and the sparseness of chimes + There's a fleetness in fancy, a frolic in rhymes; + There's a world of romance that persistently clings + To the azurine curving of Cigarette Rings! + + What a picture comes back from the passed-away times! + They are lounging once more 'neath the sweet-scented limes; + See how closely he watches the Queen of Coquettes, + As her white hands roll deftly those small cigarettes! + He believes in her smiles and puts faith in her sighs + While he's dazzled by light from her fathomless eyes. + Ah, the dearest of voices delightfully sings + Through the wind intertwining of Cigarette Rings! + + How sweet was her song in the bright summer-time, + When winds whispered low 'neath the tremulous lime! + How sweet, too, that bunch of forget-me-nots blue-- + The love he thought lasting, the words he thought true! + _Ah, the words of a woman concerning such things_ + _Are weak and unstable as Cigarette Rings!_ + +J. ASHBY-STERRY. + + + + +SMOKING SPIRITUALIZED. + + + The following old poem was long ascribed, on apparently + sufficient grounds, to the Rev. Ralph Erskine, or, as he + designated himself, "Ralph Erskine, V.D.M." The peasantry + throughout the North of England always called it "Erskine + Song;" and not only is his name given as the author in + numerous chap-books, but in his own volume of "Gospel + Sonnets," from an early copy of which this version is + transcribed. The discovery, however, by Mr. Collier of the + First Part in a MSS. temp. James I., with the initials "G.W." + affixed to it, has disposed of Erskine's claim to the honor of + the entire authorship. G.W. is supposed to be George + Wither; but this is purely conjectural, and it is not at + all improbable that G.W. really stands for W.G., as it was + a common practice among anonymous writers to reverse their + initials. + + The history, then, of the poem seems to be this: that the + First Part, as it is now printed, originally constituted the + whole production, being complete in itself; that the Second + Part was afterwards added by the Rev. Ralph Erskine, and that + both parts came subsequently to be ascribed to him, as his + was the only name published in connection with the song. See + "Ballads of the Peasantry," Bell's edition. Variants of + this song will be found on pages 86 and 150 of the present + collection; the first is ascribed to George Wither, and + the other is taken from the first volume of "Pills to purge + Melancholy." + + +PART I. + + This Indian weed, now withered quite. + Tho' green at noon, cut down at night, + Shows thy decay, + All flesh is hay: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + The pipe, so lily-like and weak, + Does thus thy mortal state bespeak; + Thou art e'en such-- + Gone with a touch: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + And when the smoke ascends on high, + Then thou behold'st the vanity + Of worldly stuff-- + Gone with a puff: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + And when the pipe grows foul within, + Think on thy soul defiled with sin; + For then the fire + It doth require: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + And seest the ashes cast away, + Then to thyself thou mayest say, + That to the dust + Return thou must: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + +PART II. + + Was this small plant for thee cut down? + So was the Plant of Great Renown, + Which Mercy sends + For nobler ends: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + Does juice medicinal proceed + From such a naughty foreign weed? + Then what's the power + Of Jesse's Flower? + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + The promise, like the pipe, inlays, + And by the mouth of faith conveys + What virtue flows + From Sharon's Rose: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + In vain the unlighted pipe you blow; + Your pains in outward means are so, + 'Till heavenly fire + Your heart inspire: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + The smoke, like burning incense, towers: + So should a praying heart of yours, + With ardent cries, + Surmount the skies: + Thus think, and smoke tobacco. + + + + +TOBACCO IS AN INDIAN WEED. + + + Tobacco's but an Indian weed, + Grows green at morn, cut down at eve; + It shows decay; we are but clay; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + + The pipe that is so lily white, + Wherein so many take delight, + Is broke with a touch,--man's life is such; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + + The pipe that is so foul within + Shows how man's soul is stained with sin, + And then the fire it doth require; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + + The ashes that are left behind + Do serve to put us all in mind + That unto dust return we must; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + + The smoke that does so high ascend + Shews us man's life must have an end; + The vapor's gone,--man's life is done; + Think of this when you smoke tobacco. + +From "_Pills to Purge Melancholy_." + + + + +TOBACCO. + + + Let poets rhyme of what they will, + Youth, Beauty, Love, or Glory, still + My theme shall be Tobacco! + Hail, weed, eclipsing every flow'r, + Of thee I fain would make my bow'r, + When fortune frowns, or tempests low'r, + Mild comforter of woe! + + They say in truth an angel's foot + First brought to life thy precious root, + The source of every pleasure! + Descending from the skies he press'd + With hallowed touch Earth's yielding breast; + Forth sprang the plant, and then was bless'd, + As man's chief treasure! + + Throughout the world who knows thee not? + Of palace and of lowly cot + The universal guest,-- + The friend of Gentile, Turk, and Jew, + To all a stay, to none untrue, + The balm that can our ills subdue, + And soothe us into rest! + + With thee the poor man can abide + Oppression, want, the scorn of pride, + The curse of penury. + Companion of his lonely state, + He is no longer desolate, + And still can brave an adverse fate + With honest worth and thee! + + All honor to the patriot bold + Who brought, instead of promised gold, + Thy leaf to Britain's shore. + It cost him life; but thou shalt raise + A cloud of fragrance to his praise, + And bards shall hail in deathless lays + The valiant knight of yore. + + Ay, Raleigh! thou wilt live till Time + Shall ring his last oblivious chime, + The fruitful theme of story; + And man in ages hence shall tell + How greatness, virtue, wisdom, fell, + When England sounded out thy knell, + And dimmed her ancient glory. + + And thou, O plant! shalt keep his name + Unwithered in the scroll of fame, + And teach us to remember; + He gave with thee content and peace, + Bestow'd on life a longer lease, + And bidding every trouble cease, + Made summer of December. + +THOMAS JONES. + + + + +THE CIGAR. + + + Some sigh for this and that, + My wishes don't go far; + The world may wag at will, + So I have my cigar. + + Some fret themselves to death + With Whig and Tory jar; + I don't care which is in, + So I have my cigar. + + Sir John requests my vote, + And so does Mr. Marr; + I don't care how it goes, + So I have my cigar. + + Some want a German row, + Some wish a Russian war; + I care not. I'm at peace + So I have my cigar. + + I never see the "Post," + I seldom read the "Star;" + The "Globe" I scarcely heed, + So I have my cigar. + + Honors have come to men + My juniors at the Bar; + No matter--I can wait, + So I have my cigar. + + Ambition frets me not; + A cab or glory's car + Are just the same to me, + So I have my cigar. + + I worship no vain gods, + But serve the household Lar; + I'm sure to be at home, + So I have my cigar. + + I do not seek for fame, + A general with a scar; + A private let me be, + So I have my cigar. + + To have my choice among + The toys of life's bazaar, + The deuce may take them all + So I have my cigar. + + Some minds are often tost + By tempests like a tar; + I always seem in port, + So I have my cigar. + + The ardent flame of love, + My bosom cannot char, + I smoke but do not burn, + So I have my cigar. + + They tell me Nancy Low + Has married Mr. R.; + The jilt! but I can live, + So I have my cigar. + +THOMAS HOOD. + + + + +PIPE AND TOBACCO. + + + When my pipe burns bright and clear, + The gods I need not envy here; + And as the smoke fades in the wind, + Our fleeting life it brings to mind. + + Noble weed! that comforts life, + And art with calmest pleasures rife; + Heaven grant thee sunshine and warm rain, + And to thy planter health and gain. + + Through thee, friend of my solitude, + With hope and patience I'm endued, + Deep sinks thy power within my heart, + And cares and sorrows all depart. + + Then let non-smokers rail forever; + Shall their hard words true friends dissever? + Pleasure's too rare to cast away + My pipe, for what the railers say! + + When love grows cool, thy fire still warms me, + When friends are fled, thy presence charms me; + If thou art full, though purse be bare, + I smoke, and cast away all care! + +_German Folk Song._ + + + + +THE LATEST CONVERT. + + + I've been in love some scores of times, + With Amy, Nellie, Katie, Mary-- + To name them all would stretch my rhymes + From here as far as Demerary. + + But each has wed some other man,-- + Girls always do, I find, in real life,-- + And I am left alone to scan + The horizon of my own ideal life. + + I still survive. I was, I think, + Not born to run in double harness; + I did not shirk my food and drink + When Nellie married Harry Carnice. + + But I am wedded to my pipe! + That faithful friend, nought can provoke it; + Should it grow cold, I gently wipe + Its mouth, then fill it, light, and smoke it. + + But it is sweet to kiss; and I + Should love to kiss a wife and pet her-- + She scolds? Straight to my pipe I fly; + Her scowls through fragrant smoke look better. + + There's merry Maud--with her I'd dare + To brave the matrimonial ocean; + _She_ would not pout or fret, but wear + A constant smile of sweet devotion. + + How know I that she will not change, + My wishes at defiance set? Oh! + (Pray this in smallest type arrange) + She smokes--at times--a cigareto. + +F.W. LITTLETON HAY. + + + + +CONFESSION OF A CIGAR SMOKER. + + + I owe to smoking, more or less, + Through life the whole of my success; + With my cigar I'm sage and wise,-- + Without, I'm dull as cloudy skies. + When smoking, all my ideas soar, + When not, they sink upon the floor. + The greatest men have all been smokers, + And so were all the greatest jokers. + Then ye who'd bid adieu to care, + Come here and smoke it into air. + +ANON. + + + + + Sir Walter Raleigh! name of worth, + How sweet for thee to know + King James, who never smoked on earth, + Is smoking down below. + + + + +THE SMOKER'S CALENDAR. + + + When January's cold appears, + A glowing pipe my spirit cheers; + And still it glads the length'ning day + 'Neath February's milder sway. + When March's keener winds succeed, + What charms me like the burning weed + When April mounts the solar car, + I join him, puffing a cigar; + And May, so beautiful and bright, + Still finds the pleasing weed a-light. + To balmy zephyrs it gives zest + When June in gayest livery's drest. + Through July, Flora's offspring smile, + But still Nicotia's can beguile; + And August, when its fruits are ripe, + Matures my pleasure in a pipe. + September finds me in the garden, + Communing with a long churchwarden. + Even in the wane of dull October + I smoke my pipe and sip my "robar." + November's soaking show'rs require + The smoking pipe and blazing fire. + The darkest day in drear December's-- + That's lighted by their glowing embers. + +ANON. + + + + +AN OLD SWEETHEART OF MINE. + + + As one who cons at evening o'er an album all alone, + And muses on the faces of the friends that he has known, + So I turn the leaves of Fancy, till in shadowy design + I find the smiling features of an old sweetheart of mine. + + The lamplight seems to glimmer with a flicker of surprise, + As I turn it low, to rest me of the dazzle in my eyes, + And light my pipe in silence, save a sigh that seems to yoke + Its fate with my tobacco, and to vanish with the smoke. + + 'Tis a fragrant retrospection, for the loving thoughts that start + Into being are like perfumes from the blossom of the heart; + And to dream the old dreams over is a luxury divine-- + When my truant fancies wander with that old sweetheart of mine. + + Though I hear, beneath my study, like a fluttering of wings, + The voices of my children and the mother as she sings, + I feel no twinge of conscience to deny me any theme + When Care has cast her anchor in the harbor of a dream. + + In fact, to speak in earnest, I believe it adds a charm + To spice the good a trifle with a little dust of harm; + For I find an extra flavor in Memory's mellow wine + That makes me drink the deeper to that old sweetheart of mine. + + A face of lily-beauty, with a form of airy grace, + Floats out of my tobacco as the genii from the vase; + And I thrill beneath the glances of a pair of azure eyes, + As glowing as the summer and as tender as the skies. + + I can see the pink sunbonnet and the little checkered dress + She wore when first I kissed her, and she answered the caress + With the written declaration that, "as surely as the vine + Grew round the stump," she loved me,--that old sweetheart of mine! + + And again I feel the pressure of her slender little hand, + As we used to talk together of the future we had planned: + When I should be a poet, and with nothing else to do + But write the tender verses that she set the music to; + + When we should live together in a cozy little cot, + Hid in a nest of roses, with a fairy garden-spot, + Where the vines were ever fruited, and the weather ever fine, + And the birds were ever singing for that old sweetheart of mine; + + And I should be her lover forever and a day, + And she my faithful sweetheart till the golden hair was gray; + And we should be so happy that when either's lips were dumb + They would not smile in heaven till the other's kiss had come. + + But ah! my dream is broken by a step upon the stair, + And the door is softly opened, and my wife is standing there! + Yet with eagerness and rapture all my visions I resign + To greet the living presence of that old sweetheart of mine. + +JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY. + + + + +A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Let the learned talk of books, + The glutton of cooks, + The lover of Celia's soft smack--O! + No mortal can boast + So noble a toast + As a pipe of accepted tobacco. + + Let the soldier for fame, + And a general's name, + In battle get many a thwack--O! + Let who will have most, + Who will rule the rooste, + Give me but a pipe of tobacco. + + Tobacco gives wit + To the dullest old cit, + And makes him of politics crack--O! + The lawyers i' the hall + Were not able to bawl, + Were it not for a whiff of tobacco. + + The man whose chief glory + Is telling a story, + Had never arrived at the smack--O! + Between ever heying, + And as I was saying, + Did he not take a whiff of tobacco. + + The doctor who places + Much skill in grimaces, + And feels your pulse running tic-tack--O! + Would you know his chief skill? + It is only to fill + And smoke a good pipe of tobacco. + + The courtiers alone + To this weed are not prone; + Would you know what 'tis makes them so slack--O? + 'Twas because it inclined + To be honest the mind, + And therefore they banished tobacco. + +HENRY FIELDING. + + + + + Friend of my youth, companion of my later days. + What needs my Muse to sing thy various praise? + In country or in town, on land or sea, + The weed is still delightful company. + In joy or sorrow, grief or racking pain, + We fly to thee for solace once again. + Delicious plant, by all the world consumed, + 'Tis pity thou, like man, to ashes too art doom'd. + +ANON. + + + + + Tobacco, some say, is a potent narcotic, + That rules half the world in a way quite despotic; + So, to punish him well for his wicked and merry tricks, + We'll burn him forthwith, as they used to do heretics. + + + + +TO MY CIGAR. + + The warmth of thy glow, + Well-lighted cigar, + Makes happy thoughts flow, + And drives sorrow afar. + + The stronger the wind blows, + The brighter thou burnest! + The dreariest of life's woes, + Less gloomy thou turnest! + + As I feel on my lip + Thy unselfish kiss, + Like thy flame-colored tip, + All is rosy-hued bliss. + + No longer does sorrow + Lay weight on my heart; + And all fears of the morrow, + In joy-dreams depart. + + Sweet cheerer of sadness! + Life's own happy star! + I greet thee with gladness, + My friendly cigar! + +FRIEDRICH MARC. + + + + +CIGARS AND BEER. + + + Here + With my beer + I sit, + While golden moments flit. + Alas! + They pass + Unheeded by; + And, as they fly, + I, + Being dry, + Sit idly sipping here + My beer. + + Oh, finer far + Than fame or riches are + The graceful smoke-wreaths of this cigar! + Why + Should I + Weep, wail, or sigh? + What if luck has passed me by? + What if my hopes are dead, + My pleasures fled? + Have I not still + My fill + Of right good cheer,-- + Cigars and beer? + + Go, whining youth, + Forsooth! + Go, weep and wail, + Sigh and grow pale, + Weave melancholy rhymes + On the old times, + Whose joys like shadowy ghosts appear,-- + But leave me to my beer! + Gold is dross, + Love is loss; + So, if I gulp my sorrows down, + Or see them drown + In foamy draughts of old nut-brown, + Then do I wear the crown + Without a cross! + +GEORGE ARNOLD. + + + + +EFFUSION BY A CIGAR SMOKER. + + + Warriors! who from the cannon's mouth blow fire, + Your fame to raise, + Upon its blaze, + Alas! ye do but light your funeral pyre! + Tempting Fate's stroke; + Ye fall, and all your glory ends in smoke. + Safe in my chair from wounds and woe, + _My_ fire and smoke from mine own mouth I blow. + + Ye booksellers! who deal, like me, in puffs, + The public smokes, + You and your hoax, + And turns your empty vapor to rebuffs. + Ye through the nose + Pay for each puff; when mine the same way flows, + It does not run me into debt; + And thus, the more I fume, the less I fret. + + Authors! created to be puff'd to death, + And fill the mouth + Of some uncouth + Bookselling wight, who sucks your brains and breath, + Your leaves thus far + (Without its fire) resemble my cigar; + But vapid, uninspired, and flat: + When, when, O Bards, will ye _compose_ like _that_? + + Since life and the anxieties that share + Our hopes and trust, + Are smoke and dust, + Give me the smoke and dust that banish care. + The roll'd leaf bring, + Which from its ashes, Phoenix-like, can spring; + The fragrant leaf whose magic balm + Can, like Nepenthe, all our sufferings charm. + + Oh, what supreme beatitude is this! + What soft and sweet + Sensations greet + My soul, and wrap it in Elysian bliss! + I soar above + Dull earth in these ambrosial clouds, like Jove, + And from my empyrean height + Look down upon the world with calm delight. + +HORACE SMITH. + + + + +A POT, AND A PIPE OF TOBACCO. + + + Some praise taking snuff; + And 'tis pleasant enough + To those who have got the right knack, O! + But give me, my boys, + Those exquisite joys, + A pot, and a pipe of tobacco. + + When fume follows fume + To the top of the room, + In circles pursuing their track, O! + How sweet to inhale + The health-giving gale + Of a pipe of Virginia tobacco. + + Let soldiers so bold + For fame or for gold + Their enemies cut, slash, and hack, O! + We have fire and smoke, + Though all but in joke, + In a peaceable pipe of tobacco. + + Should a mistress, unkind, + Be inconstant in mind, + And on your affections look black, O! + Let her wherrit and tiff, + 'Twill blow off in a whiff, + If you take but a pipe of tobacco. + + The miserly elf, + Who, in hoarding his pelf, + Keeps body and soul on the rack, O! + Would he bless and be blest, + He might open his chest + By taking a pipe of tobacco. + + Politicians so wise, + All ears and all eyes + For news, till their addled pates crack, O! + After puzzling their brains, + Will not get for their pains + The worth of a pipe of tobacco + + If your land in the claw + Of a limb of the law + You trust, or your health to a quack, O! + 'Tis fifty to one + They're both as soon gone + As you'd puff out a pipe of tobacco. + + Life's short, 'tis agreed; + So we'll try from the weed, + Of man a brief emblem to tack, O! + When his spirit ascends, + Die he must,--and he ends + In dust, like a pipe of tobacco. + +_From "The Universal Songster, or Museum of Mirth."_ + + + + +IF I WERE KING. + + + If I were king, my pipe should be premier. + The skies of time and chance are seldom clear, + We would inform them all, with bland blue weather. + Delight alone would need to shed a tear, + For dream and deed should war no more together. + + Art should aspire, yet ugliness be dear; + Beauty, the shaft, should speed with wit for feather; + And love, sweet love, should never fall to sere, + If I were king. + + But politics should find no harbour near; + The Philistine should fear to slip his tether; + Tobacco should be duty free, and beer; + In fact, in room of this, the age of leather, + An age of gold all radiant should appear, + If I were king. + +W.E. HENLEY. + + + + +THE PIPE YOU MAKE YOURSELF. + + + There's clay pipes an' briar pipes an' meerschaum pipes as well, + There's plain pipes an' fancy pipes--things jes made to sell; + But any pipe that kin be bought fer marbles, chalk, or pelf, + Ain't ekal to the flaver of th' pipe you make yourself. + + Jest take a common corn cob an' whittle out the middle, + Then plug up one end of it as tight as any fiddle; + Fit a stem into th' side an' lay her on th' shelf, + An' when she's dry you take her down, that pipe you made yourself. + + Cram her full clar to th' brim with nachral leaf, you bet-- + 'T will smoke a trifle better for bein' somewhat wet-- + Take your worms and fishin' pole, and a jug along for health, + An' you'll get a taste o' heaven from that pipe you made yourself. + + There's clay pipes an' briar pipes an' meerschaum pipes as well, + There's plain pipes an' fancy pipes--things jes made to sell; + But any pipe that kin be bought for marbles, chalk, or pelf, + Ain't ekal to th' flayer of the pipe you make yourself. + +HENRY E. BROWN. + + + + +CHIBOUQUE. + + + At Yeni-Djami, after Rhamadan, + The pacha in his palace lolls at ease; + Latakieh fumes his sensual palate please, + While round-limbed almees dance near his divan. + + Slaves lure away _ennui_ with flowers and fan; + And as his gem-tipped chibouque glows, he sees, + In dreamy trance, those marvellous mysteries + The prophet sings of in the Al-Koran! + + Pale, dusk-eyed girls, with sequin-studded hair, + Dart through the opal clouds like agile deer, + With sensuous curves his fancy to provoke,-- + Delicious houris, ravishing and fair, + Who to his vague and drowsy mind appear + Like fragrant phantoms arabesqued in smoke! + +FRANCIS S. SALTUS. + + + + +IN ROTTEN ROW. + + + In Rotten Row a cigarette + I sat and smoked, with no regret + For all the tumult that had been. + The distances were still and green, + And streaked with shadows cool and wet. + + Two sweethearts on a bench were set, + Two birds among the boughs were met; + So love and song were heard and seen + In Rotten Row. + + A horse or two there was to fret + The soundless sand; but work and debt, + Fair flowers and falling leaves between, + While clocks are chiming clear and keen, + A man may very well forget + In Rotten Row. + +W.E. HENLEY. + + + + +THE DUET. + + + I was smoking a cigarette; + Maud, my wife, and the tenor, McKey, + Were singing together a blithe duet, + And days it were better I should forget + Came suddenly back to me,-- + Days when life seemed a gay masque ball, + And to love and be loved was the sum of it all. + + As they sang together, the whole scene fled, + The room's rich hangings, the sweet home air, + Stately Maud, with her proud blond head, + And I seemed to see in her place instead + A wealth of blue-black hair, + And a face, ah! your face--yours, Lisette; + A face it were wiser I should forget. + + We were back--well, no matter when or where; + But you remember, I know, Lisette. + I saw you, dainty and debonair, + With the very same look that you used to wear + In the days I should forget. + And your lips, as red as the vintage we quaffed, + Were pearl-edged bumpers of wine when you laughed. + + Two small slippers with big rosettes + Peeped out under your kilt-skirt there, + While we sat smoking our cigarettes + (Oh, I shall be dust when my heart forgets!) + And singing that self-same air: + And between the verses, for interlude, + I kissed your throat and your shoulders nude. + + You were so full of a subtle fire, + You were so warm and so sweet, Lisette; + You were everything men admire; + And there were no fetters to make us tire, + For you were--a pretty grisette. + But you loved as only such natures can, + With a love that makes heaven or hell for a man. + + They have ceased singing that old duet, + Stately Maud and the tenor, McKey. + "You are burning your coat with your cigarette, + And _qu'avez vous_, dearest, your lids are wet," + Maud says, as she leans o'er me. + And I smile, and lie to her, husband-wise, + "Oh, it is nothing but smoke in my eyes." + +ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. + + + + +MY CIGARETTE. + + + Ma pauvre petite, + My little sweet, + Why do you cry? + Why this small tear, + So pure and clear, + In each blue eye? + + "My cigarette-- + I 'm smoking yet?" + (I'll be discreet.) + I toss it, see, + Away from me + Into the street. + + You see I do + All things for you. + Come, let us sup. + (But, oh, what joy + To be that boy + Who picked it up.) + +TOM HALL. + + + + +A BACHELOR'S VIEWS. + + + A pipe, a book, + A cosy nook, + A fire,--at least its embers; + A dog, a glass:-- + 'Tis thus we pass + Such hours as one remembers. + + Who'd wish to wed? + Poor Cupid's dead + These thousand years, I wager. + The modern maid + Is but a jade, + Not worth the time to cage her. + + In silken gown + To "take" the town + Her first and last ambition. + What good is she + To you or me + Who have but a "position"? + + So let us drink + To her,--but think + Of him who has to keep her; + And _sans_ a wife + Let's spend our life + In bachelordom,--it's cheaper. + +TOM HALL. + + + + +PIPES AND BEER. + + + Before I was famous I used to sit + In a dull old under-ground room I knew, + And sip cheap beer, and be glad for it, + With a wild Bohemian friend or two. + + And oh, it was joy to loiter thus, + At peace in the heart of the city's stir, + Entombed, while life hurried over us, + In our lazy bacchanal sepulchre. + + There was artist George, with the blond Greek head, + And the startling creeds, and the loose cravat; + There was splenetic journalistic Fred, + Of the sharp retort and the shabby hat; + + There was dreamy Frank, of the lounging gait, + Who lived on nothing a year, or less, + And always meant to be something great, + But only meant, and smoked to excess; + + And last myself, whom their funny sneers + Annoyed no whit as they laughed and said, + I listened to all their grand ideas + And wrote them out for my daily bread! + + The Teuton beer-bibbers came and went, + Night after night, and stared, good folk, + At our table, noisy with argument, + And our chronic aureoles of smoke. + + And oh, my life! but we all loved well + The talk,--free, fearless, keen, profound,-- + The rockets of wit that flashed and fell + In that dull old tavern under-ground! + + But there came a change in my days at last, + And fortune forgot to starve and stint, + And the people chose to admire aghast + The book I had eaten dirt to print. + + And new friends gathered about me then, + New voices summoned me there and here; + The world went down in my dingy den, + And drew me forth from the pipes and beer. + + I took the stamp of my altered lot, + As the sands of the certain seasons ran, + And slowly, whether I would or not, + I felt myself growing a gentleman. + + But now and then I would break the thrall, + I would yield to a pang of dumb regret, + And steal to join them, and find them all, + With the amber wassail near them yet,-- + + Find, and join them, and try to seem + A fourth for the old queer merry three, + With my fame as much of a yearning dream + As my morrow's dinner was wont to be. + + But the wit would lag, and the mirth would lack, + And the god of jollity hear no call, + And the prosperous broadcloth on my back + Hung over their spirits like a pall! + + It was not that they failed, each one, to try + Their warmth of welcome to speak and show; + I should just have risen and said good-bye, + With a haughty look, had they served me so. + + It was rather that each would seem, instead, + With not one vestige of spleen or pride, + Across a chasm of change to spread + His greeting hands to the further side. + + And our gladdest words rang strange and cold, + Like the echoes of other long-lost words; + And the nights were no more the nights of old + Than spring would be spring without the birds! + + So they waned and waned, these visits of mine, + 'Till I married the heiress, ending here. + For if caste approves the cigars and wine, + She must frown perforce upon pipes and beer. + + And now 'tis years since I saw these men, + Years since I knew them living yet. + And of this alone I am sure since then,-- + That none has gained what he toiled to get. + + For I keep strict watch on the world of art, + And George, with his wide, rich-dowered brain! + His fervent fancy, his ardent heart, + Though he greatly toiled, has toiled in vain. + + And Fred, for all he may sparkle bright + In caustic column, in clever quip, + Of a truth must still be hiding his light + Beneath the bushel of journalship. + + And dreamy Frank must be dreaming still, + Lounging through life, if yet alive, + Smoking his vast preposterous fill, + Lounging, smoking, striving to strive. + + And I, the fourth in that old queer throng, + Fourth and least, as my soul avows,-- + I alone have been counted strong, + I alone have the laurelled brows! + + Well, and what has it all been worth? + May not my soul to my soul confess + That "succeeding," here upon earth, + Does not alway assume success? + + I would cast, and gladly, from this gray head + Its crown, to regain one sweet lost year + With artist George, with splenetic Fred, + With dreamy Frank, with the pipes and beer! + +EDGAR FAWCETT. + + + + +A BACHELOR'S INVOCATION. + + + When all my plans have come to grief, + And every bill is due, + And every faith that's worth belief + Has proved itself untrue; + And when, as now, I've jilted been + By every girl I've met, + Ah! then I flee for peace to thee, + My darling cigarette. + + Hail, sorceress! whose cloudy spells + About my senses driven, + Alone can loose their prison cells + And waft my soul to heaven. + Above all earthly loves, I swear, + I hold thee best--and yet, + Would I could see a match for thee, + My darling cigarette. + + With lips unstained to thee I bring + A lover's gentle kiss, + And woo thee, see, with this fair ring, + And this, and this, and this. + But ah, the rings no sooner cease + (Inconstant, vain coquette!) + Than, like the rest, thou vanishest + In smoke, my cigarette. + +_Pall Mall Gazette_. + + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Pipe and Pouch, by Various + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PIPE AND POUCH *** + +***** This file should be named 14887.txt or 14887.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/1/4/8/8/14887/ + +Produced by David Newman, William Flis, and the PG Online Distributed +Proofreading Team. + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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