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+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, Derby Day in the Yukon, by Yukon Bill</h1>
+<pre>
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at <a href = "http://www.gutenberg.org">www.gutenberg.org</a></pre>
+<p>Title: Derby Day in the Yukon</p>
+<p> and Other Poems of the "Northland"</p>
+<p>Author: Yukon Bill</p>
+<p>Release Date: September 19, 2010 [eBook #33758]</p>
+<p>Language: English</p>
+<p>Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1</p>
+<p>***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON***</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h4>E-text prepared by Bryan Ness, Josephine Paolucci,<br />
+ and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team<br />
+ (<a href="http://www.pgdp.net/c/">http://www.pgdp.net</a>)<br />
+ from images generously made available by<br />
+ Internet Archive/Canadian Libraries<br />
+ (<a href="http://www.archive.org/details/toronto">http://www.archive.org/details/toronto</a>)</h4>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<table border="0" style="background-color: #ccccff;" cellpadding="10">
+ <tr>
+ <td valign="top">
+ Note:
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+ <td>
+ Images of the original pages are available through
+ Internet Archive/Canadian Libraries. See
+ <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/derbydayinyukono00yukouoft">
+ http://www.archive.org/details/derbydayinyukono00yukouoft</a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 393px;">
+<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="393" height="650" alt="" title="" />
+</div>
+
+<p><a name="front" id="front"></a></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 404px;">
+<img src="images/frontispiece.jpg" width="404" height="650" alt="THE MALAMUTE" title="" />
+<span class="caption">THE MALAMUTE</span>
+</div>
+
+
+<h1>Derby Day<br /> in the Yukon</h1>
+
+<h2>and other Poems of the "Northland"</h2>
+
+<h3>by</h3>
+
+<h2>Yukon Bill</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+TORONTO<br />
+<br />
+<span class="smcap">The Musson Book Company<br />
+limited</span><br />
+<br />
+Copyright, 1910, by<br />
+GEORGE H. DORAN CO.<br />
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">So, go you, little broken Song,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And carry to some heart in bitter pain<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Only my lute's light laughter; make thou strong<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The weak of heart, and bid them smile again!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="center">THESE RHYMES<br /> OF THE NORTHLAND ARE AFFECTIONATELY<br /> INSCRIBED TO MY PARDS,
+B. AND B.,<br /> WHO HELPED ME TO CARRY MY<br /> PACK OVER LIFE'S TRAIL.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center">Y. B.</p>
+
+
+<p>On the Trail, 1910.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span></p>
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+
+<p>
+<span class="tocnum">Page</span><br />
+<br />
+GREETING <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_11'>11</a></span><br />
+<br />
+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_17'>17</a></span><br />
+<br />
+THE MALAMUTE <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_23'>23</a></span><br />
+<br />
+RED-JACKET <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_29'>29</a></span><br />
+<br />
+UP AGAINST IT <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_35'>35</a></span><br />
+<br />
+HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_39'>39</a></span><br />
+<br />
+HEROES <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_47'>47</a></span><br />
+<br />
+LOWER-FLAT ANNALS <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_53'>53</a></span><br />
+<br />
+THE TRAIL <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_61'>61</a></span><br />
+<br />
+THE KING OF THE KLONDIKE <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_67'>67</a></span><br />
+<br />
+GHOSTS <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_75'>75</a></span><br />
+<br />
+AN ANGEL <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_81'>81</a></span><br />
+<br />
+BILLY BIRD'S CELEBRATION <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_87'>87</a></span><br />
+<br />
+INVITATION <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_93'>93</a></span><br />
+<br />
+JIM <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_97'>97</a></span><br />
+<br />
+TALE OF THE CHE-CHA-KO <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_107'>107</a></span><br />
+<br />
+ST. BONIFACE FIRE BRIGADE <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_113'>113</a></span><br />
+<br />
+WINDY <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_119'>119</a></span><br />
+<br />
+MY SONG <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_127'>127</a></span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span></p>
+<h2>LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+
+
+<p>
+THE MALAMUTE <span class="tocnum"><a href="#front">Frontispiece</a></span><br />
+<br />
+RED-JACKET, BULLY BOY HE IS <span class="tocnum">facing <a href="#Page_29">p. 29</a></span><br />
+<br />
+WHEN I MET WITH JIM ALONG THE DAWSON TRAIL <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_97'>97</a></span><br />
+<br />
+PRAY, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MARMADUKE? <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_121'>121</a></span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span></p>
+<h2>GREETING</h2>
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">To Robert W. Service</span></h4>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span></p>
+<h2>GREETING</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Shake, Pard! I'm mighty proud o' you!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(I'm know'd as "Yukon Bill");<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You blazed th' trail an' blazed it true;&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some o' my friends I see y' knew<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">On old Che-cha-ko Hill;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But say, old man, y' clean forgot my friend, "Swiftwater Bill!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You was a kid in pettic'uts<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When I went in, a man;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Grub-stakin' with two other goats&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We sow'd th' last of our wild oats<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' new, clean life began;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We was th' fu'st (an' p'raps th' wu'st) Five Fingers' Rapids ran.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I staked out Eldorado crick<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Long 'fore th' world was told<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Them hills from Hunker to St. Mick<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Groaned f'r th' drill an' f'r th' pick,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The'r bellies achin' GOLD!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where many a night th' moon pale white saw me in blankets rolled.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">At Magnet Gulch I lit my pipe&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Got drunk upon Gold Hill;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I hoofed it cle'r t' Kokusqum&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas ther' I lost my Siwash chum<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(She drownded in a spill),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' Love an' Luck together went from pore old Yukon Bill!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Big Skookum claim might a-bin mine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But fortune ther' I missed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For all I got a-though I sought&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I starved an' thirsted, dug an' fought,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was d&mdash;&mdash; plumbago schist!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ten years of toil, of muck an' spoil; then on th' "Failure list."<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Labarge; th' Canyon; I was there;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I clumb th' Glacier mound.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I might a-bin a millionaire&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God! think of it, and see me&mdash;WHERE?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A bum on Puget Sound!&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At night my roof th' open sky&mdash;my pillow th' cold ground.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Me for th' trail at seventy!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I'm longin' f'r th' track:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll try again&mdash;no, I'll not fail&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I hear them "Little Voices" wail:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Come back! come back! come back!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O, God! how Mem'ry knifes me now an' puts me on th' rack.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yes, yes&mdash;I failed! Yes, yes, a drink!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' then my pipe I'll fill.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Boy, here's t' you&mdash;y'r picter's true<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of them old sinners that I knew<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">On old Che-cha-ko Hill;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But say, old man, y' overlooked my friend, "Swiftwater Bill!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span></p>
+<h2>DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON</h2>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Talk of England's Derby Race; of Kentucky's blue-grass chase;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Epsom Downs an' Frisco "Tanforan" t' boot;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I don't say they ain't done well, but I tell y' even h&mdash;ll<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Couldn't match th' Yukon racin' malamoot.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">How them dogs they love th' Race! Y' kin see it in th' face<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of th' starvin' scut that hangs aroun' th' claim;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">F'r he knows, like you an' me, that th' Derby Day'll be<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Th' big jag day&mdash;th' glad rag play, that brings th' Yukon fame.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It was Fool's Day f'r th' Race; every husky in his place;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Wasky's dogs was runnin' Billy Brown of Nome;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But at th' Starter's line ranged up Jake Berger's Nine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Ten t' one <span class="smcap">they'd</span> bring th' Derby money home!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Thousands hit th' trail that night; we was out t' see th' sight;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Th' stakes, eleven-thousand-plunks in gold!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Th' thermometer on strike&mdash;every bench-claim on th' hike&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' them leaders b' th' leash y' couldn't hold.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, th' run was cruel hard&mdash;th' white frost how it scarred<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">As they galloped down th' long, unending trail;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The whip cut like th' wind, an' Carey's dog, snow-blind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Joined his howlin' t' th' screeches of th' gale.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Down where Candle's bonfires glow see th' racin' huskies go,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">All keen t' win&mdash;McCarthy's purp drops dead&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He's thrown out upon th' track f'r th' lean an' hungry pack<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of grey wolves follerin' th' flyin' sled.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Two-an'-eighty hours they raced&mdash;an' four hunderd-miles they paced,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Them dogs never paused f'r frozen fish 'r drink;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Hung with icicles of foam, the'r lithe bodies stretched whale-bone,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">but they broke the record made by jimmie fink</span>!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Cursed, an' kicked, an' whipped ahead, th' dumb brutes, staggerin', bled<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where th' whip cut cruel in; but comes th' feast<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When at Nome t'morrow night there'll be brawl an' drink, an' fight;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' no tellin' which is man an' which is beast.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then th' dumb an' winded brute&mdash;th' blood-blinded malamoot,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">All frosted foam is gaspin' upon th' bar-room floor;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He, the <span class="smcap">winner of th' race!</span> in th' glory has no place;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He's jes' a slinkin' malamoot when Derby Day is o'er!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE MALAMUTE</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Hi, there! Into your harness of thong!<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">(Whip.) You get into your place;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Give him the lash, Bill. Eh? What's wrong?<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">See that look in the mal'mute's face:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Is it devilish cunning o'ermastering pain?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Some lost soul reincarnate again,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Running Sin's last race.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Come skulkin' into the camp last June,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">A leprous, mangy cur;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Reasty and rotten&mdash;bayed at th' Moon<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">As if you'd a grudge 'gainst her.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">All fester and soil&mdash;corruption and boil;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Your evil face like some carved gargoyle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And you refused to stir<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Though I broke th' lash on your back,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><span class="smcap">You</span> subjugated me:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">You proved the master&mdash;I proved the hack,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">For, plainly I could see<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">You'd been sent back to earth to work out y'r sin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And y' came straight t' me, a larrikin;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' why did you come to me?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What were you There? Unregenerate thief,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">A derelict from your birth?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Were you a church-going pharisee,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">That Belial of this earth?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was your lecherous, lutish, animal mind<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Drawn to me as one of your kind?<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Your grin betrays your mirth.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Well, me an' you, Mal'mute, stand chums;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We won't each other despise;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The camp may call us a couple o' bums<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">But we hold our own assize:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We stand for Arbitration straight&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' mebbe' some day, at St. Peter's Gate<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We'll look in each other's eyes.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Ah, you leprous devil! you taught me how<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">To fumigate my soul<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">From wanton ways and dicing days,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And lush of the flowing bowl:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I'm steeped in guilt right up to the hilt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Worshipped in temples of Shame I've built,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And Pleasure's been my goal,<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But here with you in th' hinter-world<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Where there's nothing pure but snow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Some words long dumb t' my lips have come,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">A prayer that I used to know:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"<span class="smcap">Our&mdash;Father!</span>"&mdash;I wonder will HE refute<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A fellow that learns of a malamute<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">T' take th' kick an' blow?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, down here below we may go th' pace,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Loot, gut, palter, prey, maraud;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But here or There comes settling day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">For y' can't bamboozle God&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He'll send us back, like you, mal'mute,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Mangy an' whining&mdash;black with hell-soot&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Say, Bill, did y' see him nod?<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 401px;">
+<img src="images/fig_001.jpg" width="401" height="650" alt="RED JACKET, BULLY BOY HE IS" title="" />
+<span class="caption">RED JACKET, BULLY BOY HE IS</span>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span></p>
+<h2>RED-JACKET</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Where it's eighty below zero, there you'll find the Northland hero,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Red-Jacket; bully Boy he is&mdash;sure thing he fills the bill!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In that trackless waste of snow, where the Northern Lights hang low,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">He is doing deeds of daring that would make your pulses thrill:&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">An' we'll drink t' You, Red-Jacket;</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><span class="smcap">The equator of your vest</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i6"><span class="smcap">Bunches all the pride an' glory</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i8"><span class="smcap">Of th' wild an' woolly West!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span></span><br />
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Red-Jacket does no askin', but he's ready for th' taskin'<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">When they sling him out his orders, with a hunk o' pemmican;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' he'll travel day an' night after Red-man or bad white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' he'll go through hell-an'-blazes, <span class="smcap">but he'll never miss his man</span>!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">He laughs at death an' danger,</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><span class="smcap">For th' chin-strap on his jaw</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i6"><span class="smcap">Is th' link that binds Creation:&mdash;</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i8"><span class="smcap">British fair-play, an' th'&mdash;LAW!</span><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The spur hitched to his heel&mdash;at his hip th' gleam of steel,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">With his belly-band strapped tighter his hunger to forget,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He may drop upon th' track <span class="smcap">but you bet he won't turn back</span>&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">For it's duty, Duty, DUTY! That's Red-Jacket's am-u-let!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">An' it's "Hi! you skulkin' husky"</span>!<br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><span class="smcap">O'er th' wintry, wind-swept ground</span>,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6"><span class="smcap">The dog his lone companion&mdash;</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i8"><span class="smcap">And the Silence that is Sound!</span><br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, the Arctic wilds are weary, and the Arctic nights are dreary;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And Red-Jacket sometimes wonders why he's livin' th' wild life?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Then he eyes th' British Flag; says: "<span class="smcap">God bless YOU, you old Rag</span>!<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">It's through courtin' <span class="smcap">you</span> I've neither child nor wife"!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">Then a shamed an' silent tear</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><span class="smcap">Falls upon the Arctic snows</span>;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6"><span class="smcap">An' the anguish of his heart</span>,<br /></span>
+<span class="i8"><span class="smcap">God&mdash;an' Red-Jacket, knows!</span><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, you folks, don't get hard thinkin' when Red-Jacket starts a-drinkin',<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' he busts th' Ten Commandments into five-an'-twenty bits;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When he hears th' bugles sound, ain't he fu'st upon th' ground?<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' don't his "powders" cure 'em of the'r hell-damnation fits?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">So we'll drink t' YOU, Red-Jacket</span>!<br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><span class="smcap">God's blessin' on y'r head</span>;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6"><span class="smcap">You're th' British Con-sti-too-shun</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i8"><span class="smcap">Bound in yella' stripes, an' Red!</span><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span></p>
+<h2>UP AGAINST IT</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When y're up against it, don't get feelin' blue;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Somewher' in this world of ours ther's a place f'r you.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Y'r jes' a round peg in a squar', y' ain't th' proper fit;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Keep turnin', twistin' every way&mdash;an' rise a little bit.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If we'd all we wanted in this whirlin' globe we're on,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">W'y we'd all begin t' grouch&mdash;then begin t' yawn;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We'd get dead sick o' summer without a tech o' frost,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' Ex-pe-ri-ence we got t' hev' regardless of th' cost.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, th' smell o' fightin' powder, that's th' perfume f'r th' nose;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Without th' thorn in hidin' who'd care t' pluck th' Rose?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' tears that wet y'r pillo' at night when y' go t' bed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">They'll wash away y'r troubles&mdash;an' y'r sins, tho' ruby red.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Boy, when y'r up against it, get y'r back agin' a fence<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' swing that good ol' we'pon we used t' call "horse sense":<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Pitch off y'r coat&mdash;go at it jes' like a fightin' man;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Throw up y'r head&mdash;glad y' ain't dead&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Then sluice y'r bench&mdash;an' pan!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Say, when y'r up against it, don't get feelin' blue;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Ther's room t' spare, ther's plenty air; ain't that enough f'r you?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Every bed-rock wash-up ain't all gold t' th' pan,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But life <span class="smcap">can't</span> be a "failure" if y' play th' game a MAN!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span></p>
+<h2>HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME</h2>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span></p>
+<p><span class="smcap">No, th' story ain't never bin told afore, as I'm th' on'y man seed th'
+game played on th' dance-hall floor. I was ther' when the fun began. An'
+what I see I tell you straight&mdash;tell it as man to man.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span></p>
+<h2>HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Lost ag'in!" yelled Slippery Jim,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"Never a mo'sel o' luck in m' life!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Yankee, you're on th' velvet agin!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Says Yankee: "Jim, let's play f'r a wife!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">There's Bonanza Pearl, she's sweet on you;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Fairer 'card' no gambler ever drew!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Slippery Jim staked high that night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">The game was poker,&mdash;rake-in keeps&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Yankee Pete hilarious, ready t' fight&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Rakin' th' gold-dust up in heaps.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Jim's last poke throw'd on th' table, so;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"It's my last ounce, boys! Well, let 'er go!"<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He had staked the dance-hall&mdash;staked the bar&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Then, reckless, staked the "Wonder" mine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Known on Bonanza near an' far<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">As the lucky strike of Eighty-nine.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Jim had played it all&mdash;an' lost! The sweat<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Come when he gasps: "It's my last&mdash;bet!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"You've got Pearl left," grins Yankee Pete,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"Don't funk now, Jim: make her th' stake."<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With a howl of hate Jim was on his feet&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">But a voice rings out: "<span class="smcap">That bet we'll take!</span>"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And Bonanza Pearl steps up t' me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"You'll see this game played square!" says she.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Says Yank. "I stake my all 'gainst th' Girl."<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">(Then I see th' flame le'p in his eyes)<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"An' if I win you, Bonanza Pearl,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Your soul an' body no man denies<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">B'longs t' me!" He stacked his gold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">As a groan from Jim his agony told.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, Jim was a MAN. He funked no game;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Says he: "I'll stake blood, bone an' life,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But I'll put no woman to th' shame<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Of bein' played 'a chip' in tin-horn strife!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But Bonanza, she steps up t' him<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' she says: "<span class="smcap">Y' couldn't lose me, Jim!</span>"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Come," says Bonanza, "Turn up th' pack";<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">She skinned the bunch with a laughin' eye;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I gets close up ahind Jim's back<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Ready t' let th' bullets fly.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Th' two men playin' a round 'r so,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' the luck agin' Slippery seem'd t' go.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Straight flush o' di'monds&mdash;Ace at th' head;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In a whirlwind play Yank takes the pot.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Slippery's eyes was now blood-red&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">His lips crack'd dry&mdash;his breath comin' hot;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The last deal ended the game, I saw<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">'Twas Yankee Pete's first play&mdash;an' draw.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Jim's hand? cripes! 'Twas a reg'lar prize;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Luck had turned&mdash;he had aces t' burn!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But he sot there starin' with bloodshot eyes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' what I saw then gev' <span class="smcap">me</span> quite a turn&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">F'r th' divil's own luck was at his heel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">He'd an <span class="smcap">extra card</span>&mdash;'twas a clear MISDEAL!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I let my hand t' th' trigger go&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Jim's throat gev' a sickish kind o' laugh;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' he says: "I'm dry as h&mdash;ll, so,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">W'ot d'ye say to a shandy-gaff?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An'," says Jim, "I'll hev' a bite t' eat;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Pearl, fetch me a sangwich o' bread an' meat"!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I felt like shootin' that gol-durn Jim,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Losin' th' game with a stake like that;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Wanted t' up an' lambaste him<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Chawin' of meat like a hungry cat:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When, all at onct, sort o' swallerin' hard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><span class="smcap">I perceives Jim eatin' that extra card!<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span></span><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Locoed!" yelled Yankee, quittin' th' game,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Handin' over th' stakes. But Slippery Jim<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Hunchin' up of his powerful frame<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Giv' a kind of a grin o' hate at him.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"D&mdash;&mdash;n y'r gold!" he says, "Slippery Jim to-night<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Will begin t' live like a man born white!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, perhaps you'd say the game warn't square&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' some might call it a bunko trick;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But if you loved a ga'l an' she stood there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Wouldn't y' swap souls with old Nick<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Rather'n let her go t' Yankee Pete<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' play her game on Bonanza street?<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">No, th' story ain't never bin told afore. I saw it finished&mdash;saw it
+began. Saw it play'd out on th' dance-hall floor. It's betwixt us, man
+t' man!</span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span></p>
+<h2>HEROES</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If ye run up ag'in Carnegie, I'd kind o' thankful be<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">If he gets a-talkin' of heroes, you'd ring in Sandy McPhee.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, Mac don't want no medals&mdash;he ain't th' braggin' set;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But what he done back in eighty-one, he's livin' t' tell; you bet!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We was trekin' th' trail t' Forty-Mile; sleepin' in snow-b'ilt caves,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' the great White Trail we hoofed it on was milestoned jest by graves.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Mac shot on ahead with his dog&mdash;itchin' t' make his pile;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Carried his grub-stake on his back. Got there? I should smile!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But th' blizzard struck him; th'r he was, him an' his dog alone&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A week passed by&mdash;then his grub give out; but he never made no moan.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">His husky died an' he e't his guts; tho't his brain 'ud go&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Then he 'member'd his wife an' kids at home. Who'd hoe their row?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Both feet fruz cle'r int' th' bone! Says he "Fac's is fac's";&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Gangrene sot in&mdash;black t' th' knees. Then he ups an' eyes his axe:&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I ain't," says he, "no great M.D., but I kinder calcalate<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To meet this here e-mergency as was sent b' a unkind Fate."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">So he humped hisself up ag'in a rock in a little bunch o' trees,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A couple o' hacks with that there axe, an' off went his laigs at th' knees!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And he stumped it int' Forty-Mile! What's that? It ain't true?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">It's hard t' b'leeve, I kin onderstand, b' a white-livered skunk like <span class="smcap">you</span>!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But, if old Skibo is huntin' a hero, ther's somethin' in my mind<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Says that, if he don't see McPhee, <span class="smcap">he must be gol-durn'd blind</span>!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span></p>
+<h2>LOWER-FLAT ANNALS</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When we lived in Lower-Flat us folks know'd where we was at;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But them Eastern folks come, puttin' on great style:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Us Old-Timers, we all said we was better we was dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">F'r th' way they talked an' acted, raised our bile.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They interduced new dances&mdash;thing-a-me-bobs called&mdash;"Lance's"&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where they traipsed up an' down upon th' floor,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A-bowin' and a'scrapin' (lords an' ladies they was apin'),<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Th' Red River Jig? 'Twa'n't never danced no more!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Sniffed at bannock&mdash;sniffed at bacon; then, dried apples, they was taken;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' that good old dish "plum-duff" went out th' door;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Then "part singin'" in th' church&mdash;"A Choir" up in a perch&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And a "Tenner" frum th' city. Say, y' should a-heard <span class="smcap">him</span> roar!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then the pretty little crea'cher, boardin' 'round, th' country Teacher;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(Her we fought about f'r dances in th' barn)<br /></span>
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">She</span> went out o' date; a "perfesser" come t' prate<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">About ologies an' colleges; things childern <span class="smcap">couldn't</span> larn.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then they started "makin' calls," ketched Pa in his over-alls;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But he met 'em with a "How'dy!" at th' door;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The place was in a clutter&mdash;Ma, she was churnin' butter,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' Pa fetch'd 'em in th' kitchen, an' they didn't "call" no more.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">That was Mrs. Mumble-Mumps. Say, she <span class="smcap">did</span> put on humps;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Took her daughter Gwendolina t' furrin lan's,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' they say paid out shin-plasters t' one o' them Old Masters<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">F'r t' make a bust of Gwendolina's hands!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Gone was th' good old days, and gone th' good old ways<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When an invitation meant th' fambly all;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When th' little an' th' big would crowd into th' rig,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' fiddle livened up th' Chris'mus Ball.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It was "Welkim, welkim, Boys!" Lots of laughin', lots of noise;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With the babies piled like cordwood on th' floor;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Boys an' girls all dancin'&mdash;old folks too got prancin'&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' supper? Say, we'd eat ontil we couldn't hold no more.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But them Eastern folks fetched "Style"; changed all that in a while;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Printed tickets told th' folks they was "to-home";<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Served the supper frum "a buffey," an' they acted kind o' huffy<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When our childern round the parler used t' roam.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">House was full of bricky-brack; china tea-pot with a crack,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' they sort o' boasted of it; set it out t' common view;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Talked about the'r "Fambly Tree"&mdash;good land! why, they know'd that we<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Had ninety acres of 'em&mdash;scrub-oak bluff&mdash;an' poplars too!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Miss Mary Ellen Jones (her that come from Pile-o'-Bones)<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Lived in nothin' but a mud-shack all her life,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">She got puttin' on some airs, an' her nose jes' said, "Who cares?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And th' District Member picked <span class="smcap">her</span> f'r a wife.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">She did cut a silly caper: had her envelopes an' paper<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Painted with a little brand in blue sot up on top;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When th' Flat laugh'd, I'll be blest! she said, "It's Poppa's crest"!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Well! Providence, that year, hailed out their crop.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But Mary Ellen's fall come when they gave th' weddin'-ball;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Invited all th' stylish folks&mdash;gave us th' glassy eye;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But says Pa, "Th' next election we'll bust th' damn connection,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">F'r th' District Member goes out on th' fly!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He he'er'd that. He wanted votes. So them stylish printed notes<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Come trailin' in t' us who'd been rejected;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But Mary Ellen said (underlined in ink bright red),<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"<span class="smcap">please understand no children is expected</span>"!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">That joke went far an' wide, us folks laugh'd ontil we cried;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But Retribution it was on th' District Member's shins,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">F'r that sassy little bride who behaved so very snide,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Inside a year perduced a pair of TWINS!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Since that time we get on better. Mary Ellen wrote a letter<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">T' th' weekly paper, statin' "District Member liked our ways";<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Yes, Lower Flat's grow'd quite a place, runnin' other towns a race;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But ther' ain't th' fun we had them good old days!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE TRAIL</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It measures the boundless distance,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Led by wild ways that run<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Hither and thither in chase of the Winds<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">That worship the Northern Sun:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The Trail! which, never ending, was never yet begun.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">In the dip of the far horizon<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Trembles the Morning Star;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To the heights of the fathomless ether<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Nor lock, nor bolt, nor bar;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The Trail! God's finger beckoning to the new Home afar.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">No sound in that void of Silence<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Save call of bird to its mate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Or cry of the lone coyote<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">At the bars of hunger's gate;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And the heart is drawn by the wond'rous dawn, or some mysterious Fate.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Trail hath a storied splendor:<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Tepee and Indian Mound;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where the glory of God is chanted<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">By no sacrilegious sound;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where the dumb brute bays HIS praise through Nights profound!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Here the haunts of men are bounden<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">By the links of Custom's chain;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">There you find embosomed freedom<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In the heart's exquisite pain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And thereafter will be heard the cry, "O, give me the wilds again!"<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Trail hath no languorous longing;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">It leads to no Lotus land;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">On its way dead Hopes come thronging<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">To take you by the hand;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He who treads the Trail undaunted, thereafter shall command!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE KING OF THE KLONDIKE</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We called him the King of the Klondike; but<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">He really was "Mac."<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He walked int' Dawson in tatters an' rags,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">His frozen feet tied in a pair of ol' bags,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' perceeded t' go on a couple of jags;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Pack on his back.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He worked empty-bellied f'r many a day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Pore old Mac!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Stuck tight t' his diggin as if it was play;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With a good game of poker 'till daylight he'd stay&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' a gun he could han'le. I also might say<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">He would crack<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A fine joke. But he never was known<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Wasn't Mac.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">T' refuse man 'r dog a crust 'r a bone.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He kep' t' hisself; perferred livin' alone&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' ther' was a sort o' respectable tone<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">'Bout his shack.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He said of them "girls" that defied Law an' ban,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">(Humpin' his back):<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Pore kids! fetched low b' some skunk of a man&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Boys, give 'em a hand-up wheniver y' can;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(On the'r 'count Soapy Smith out of Dawson he ran<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">With Black Jack!)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He lived like a prince and he spent like a king,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Did old Mac.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Whatever he said 'r he did had th' ring<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of pure gold; but one day in th' spring<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Struck a vein in th' rock that made us all sing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"'Rah f'r Mac!"<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But th' fortin' he made was th' fortin' he spent<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In a crack.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Paid all he owed t' th' very las' cent&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Then, off on a h&mdash;&mdash; of a spree we all went&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' gold? why, he wasted it, gev' it an' lent<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">B' th' sack.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Nex' mornin' he woke up as pore as a mouse,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Boozer Mac.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Another chap, who had th' heart of a louse,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Would a-blow'd off his head 'r burnt down th' house,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">'R int' th' river a-taken a souse,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Things goin' slack.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But he stuck t' th' diggin' like hound t' th' trail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Worn ol' Mac.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Jes' like an ol' farmer a-swingin' his flail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Jes' like ol' Abe Linco'n a-splittin' his rail;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">D'ye think a MAN like him c'd ever spell f-a-i-l,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">'R fall back?<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">No, Sir! He worked till he struck a new vein,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Brave ol' Mac!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">This time he held tight th' "millionaire" rein;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Swore as he'd never be foolish again;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Then he got drunk. I tell it with pain,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Scooted back<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">East. An' I read in them Papers one day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Klondike Mac<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Had gone t' them "diggin's" anunder th' clay;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' he was a pauper ag'in! Talk of Play&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Life's jes' a stage!" as Spokshare mought say;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">That's a fac'!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Most of 'em Kings as I've heer'd on went bust,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Jes' like Mac.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">None of 'em carries the'r crowns int' dust;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">They sport 'roun' a while, but die they all must;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' I don't know as one of th' king-bunch I'd trust,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Lookin' back,<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Like th' King of th' Klon! Him we knew<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">As ol' Mac.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Rulers like him y'll find ther's d&mdash;&mdash;n few;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Ther's lots of 'em sportin' a Crown ain't true blue.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But Mac? he was royal&mdash;a King through an' through,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' no "Jack"!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Up No'th they'll 'member him an' things he done<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Way back.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We won't give his Crown t' no Son-of-a-gun;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Ther's no entail on Kings t'other side of th' sun,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' pre-ce-dence ther' will go, ten t' one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">T' King Mac!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span></p>
+<h2>GHOSTS</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Deep lies the snow on the white, white plain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And frosted the fretwork on window-pane.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Storm King has laid his icy clasp<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">On th' lock o' th' Year: 'tis an iron hasp.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The camp fire gleams, and its ruddy glow<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Throws shadows quaint on the drifting snow;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">My heart leaps up, for I see a form<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That makes the blood in my veins run warm:<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A woman is standing beside my bed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And these are the words, I swear, she said:&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"<span class="smcap">You may wander afar; but, go where you will</span>,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">The ghosts of the Past will follow you still!</span>"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Another comes&mdash;a girl-face, worn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And of every good resolution shorn,&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">She utters no word; but her eyes of blue<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Are burning, piercing me through and through!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yet another comes and takes Her place&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I close my eyes lest I see <span class="smcap">her</span> face&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For the flush of youth on the girlish brow<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Is lost in the wanton woman now&mdash;<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And I was to blame! God, let me forget!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And I wipe away the beads of sweat<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">That lie on my brow like blood-red rain&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And I try to pray&mdash;but words are vain;&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For I know that the ghosts of my sins are here<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To mock me at this, the end o' th' Year!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span></p>
+<h2>AN ANGEL</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Th' angils ain't all up in Heaven.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Not by a long shot. Say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ther's angils a-livin' an' breathin'<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Right here in th' camp to-day.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' th' crown of one, I kin tell ye<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Is on'y a tangle of hair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the halo that lingers around it<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Is brighter than any up There.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One of her laigs goes a-limpin',<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Her langwige ain't grammar of books,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' she ain't airned th' title "A Angil"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Along of her beauty of looks;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Nless y' saw her as I did&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">'Nless y' saw her, like me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Le'p int' hell-flame f'r t' rescue<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Th' baby of drunken Magee.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Magee in th' cellar was hootchin';<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Th' gal was a-sloppin' at chores,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Washin' bottles an' kegs f'r th' bar-man,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Slingin' cocktails ahind th' baize-doors.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of a suddent a wild cry of "F-i-r-e," come<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With a lick o' th' flame, left an' right;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The boozers they scooted f'r safety<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' baby was left in th' fright.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One wild cry above th' fierce cracklin'&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A yell of despair in the din:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"My BABY! <span class="smcap">O, God, send an angel!</span>"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">He did. And the Angel went in<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While us men stood a-shakin' an' shame-faced;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The manhood in us not quite dead&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We was drunk&mdash;dazed with horror an' whisky<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">'R we'd foller'd th' gal where she led<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Into that hell-gate of red flame&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Int' th' whirl of th' fire;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And we all held our bre'th, knowin' well it was death<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Come a-nigher an' nigher.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But no! What we all saw a-comin'<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was th' Angil of Life:&mdash;at her breast<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That damn kid of Magee's snug an' snorin',<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">As if in th' cradle at rest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But th' gal? Her face out of resemblance<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">T' anythin' human, you'd say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She come staggerin', gaspin' an' blinded&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(Us men turned our faces away);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, "Lame Mary!" we busted a-shoutin',<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Goin' mad f'r a minit with joy;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Magee, he was dancin' a hornpipe<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' his Missis was huggin' th' Boy.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the gal as I christen'd "A Angil"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We was shoutin' her name somethin' wild&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Swings 'roun' on her game foot,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Says: "Shet up, y' galoot,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' don't be f'r wakin' th' child!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You bet she was game, was th' Angil:&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Tho' she wasn't f'r playin' no harps,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sittin' on a damp cloud a-slingin' th' crowd,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A-thumpin' th' flats an' th' sharps;<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><span class="smcap">She was straight on her job</span>, was th' angil;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Wantin' nothin' down here but her share;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' my biler 'ud bust if I thought any "Trust"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Side-tracked my Angil up&mdash;There!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span></p>
+<h2>BILLY BIRD'S CELEBRATION</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Billy Bird was know'd as a bar-room bum;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Be'n a trader out on th' plains;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Be'n a timber rafter, a fourth-ward grafter,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Hadn't no conshunce, hadn't no brains;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But was well perserv'd in Rum.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He hailed frum Mi-sou-ri 'r Michi-gan;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was cook in a lumber camp;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Run a Wild West show, then turn'd hobo,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was an all-roun' fu'st class tramp;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'N y' couldn't call him a "man."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He'd b'en kicked an' cussed like a mongrel pup,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' a cock-fight was his creed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' eye out o' joint was another bad point,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But with th' one left he see'd<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Far enough t' hit th' cup!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He'd th' wanderin' itch in his lazy heels<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(With th' luck that comes t' sich);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">F'r one day, dead drunk, that mis'ble skunk<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Struck a vein that made him rich.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Y' sh'd hear Billy Bird's squeals:&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I'm richer'n Creesus!" (this he howled);<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"I've th' biggest strike aroun';<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'm a reg'lar gent!" (Here his bre'th was spent<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' he tumbles upon th' groun');<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">B' his luck Billy Bird got fouled.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Clumb up on a kag t' make a speech.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Says he: "I'm th' Turrible Turk!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'm a millionaire, an' I'll curl th' hair<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of th' man says I need work!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Me? I'm a rainbow out of reach!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I'm off t' Noo York t' get int' th' swirl;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Tip them waiters ten-dollar bills;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'm a millionaire! Don't I wear th' air<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That goes with th' pace that kills?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I'm goin' t' pick my Girl!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I'll buy her di'mon's t' blaze her front,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' best champagne we'll spill;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I'll murder th' man as says what he can<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">See I ain't no gent! Me, Bill!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I tell y' that's <span class="smcap">my</span> stunt!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I'll buy a floor in th' big ho-tel;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I'll dazzle th' chamber-maids;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fifth Avenoo style in my auto-mo-bile<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I'll speed her up with my jades;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll show 'em a Yukon swell!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I'll dine on snakes fried in burnin' oil,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' dance till th' cows come home;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As an aftermath take a champagne bath<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' shampoo with a curry-comb;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All done up accordin' t' Hoyle.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Then I'll hike t' bed with a great, big, head,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Yellin': '<span class="smcap">call when the clock hits four!</span>'<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I'll wait with a grin till th' 'call' comes in,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' Brass Buttons knocks at th' door,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' he thinks I'm sleepin' dead!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Brass buttons 'tap, tap, tap' on th' door:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">'Millionaire, it is four A. M.!'<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I'll bust that door with a Yukon roar:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Howlin: 'Say! d'ye know WHO I AM?'<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I'll rouse 'em on every floor!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"W'en th' house comes runnin' up I'll yell:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">'WOW! I'm a millionaire!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><span class="smcap">I don't hev' t' get up</span>, y' blankety Pup!'<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' the'r eyes stickin' out 'll stare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While I send 'em plumb t' h&mdash;&mdash;ll!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">P. S.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Billy Bird, millionaire, reached Winnipeg</span>,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">Where peroxide blondes pulled Billy Bird's leg</span>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><span class="smcap">You'll find him to-day in a Yukon s'loon</span><br /></span>
+<span class="i2"><span class="smcap">Slushin' beer to th' same old played-out tune</span>:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"<span class="smcap">O! them gurls they pulled my laig!</span>"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span></p>
+<h2>INVITATION</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I bring you a prairie greeting<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Crested with sunlight sheen,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A picture of mountains rising<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To snow-capped heights of green;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A call from the happy home-land<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where human hearts beat warm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where western corn-fields beckon<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And shelter from life's storm.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">London, thy heart of riches<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Hath the pulse-beat of unrest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the many know no shelter,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where the babe weeps at the breast<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All bared to the winter shiver,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where the hearth-fire, cold and dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is darkened by the shadow<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And Shapes of the underfed.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, the hopeless, heavy-burdened<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Bearers of woe and pain,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mere human stones in the highway<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of London's greed and gain.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There weeps the child whom sadness<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And want have made their own;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There weeps the old, whom gladness<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Is a stranger, and unknown.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, come to the land of Plenty<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where the gates swing open, wide;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where all mankind stand equal&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where toil is a boast&mdash;a pride:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the silken palm clasps the horny hand<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When the long day's work is done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where new life is born in the growing corn<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In the land of the Setting Sun.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">note.</span>&mdash;Written in January, 1907, after seeing 700 men and women fed by
+Charity on the Thames embankment as "Big Ben" struck ONE A. M.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span></p>
+<h2>JIM</h2>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 401px;">
+<img src="images/fig_002.jpg" width="401" height="650" alt="WHEN I MET WITH JIM ALONG THE DAWSON TRAIL" title="" />
+<span class="caption">WHEN I MET WITH JIM ALONG THE DAWSON TRAIL</span>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span></p>
+<h2>JIM</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">'Twas th' days of th' stampede&mdash;I was of th' hobo breed&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When I met with Jim along th' Dawson trail;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">F'r Bonanza I was strikin'; an' Jim? well, he was hikin'<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Along th' road t' Anywhere&mdash;Jerusalam or jail.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Seemed t' me how all th' people had got soured in his steeple,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But for wimmin most of all he'd bitter thoughts;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But we got on quite congenial, him a gen'leman&mdash;me menial,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And I got t' kind of likin' Jim&mdash;&mdash;in spots!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But he wouldn't stick t' minin'. He was always drunk an' whinin';<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' boys was glad the day he quit th' camp;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Next I see him with th' crowd down at Dawson, an' I 'lowed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I never see a bigger, low-down scamp.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Was he single? Was he marri'd? I dunno', but sure he carried<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A little bit of locket on his breast,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And onct I see him open it&mdash;but that was in a dopin' fit&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' I laugh'd t' see Jim's mouth ag'in it pressed!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But a fella' will act loony when he's full an' feelin' spoony,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Howsumever, Jim an' me went differ'nt ways;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Me an' th' boys with pans a-washin' cricks on old Bonanza,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' when I met with Jim ag'in 'twas after many days.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Bad hootch an' rotten food fetched th' scurvy quick an' good,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' tho' I'd made my millions it didn't help me out;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I was side-tracked by th' fever, in th' hands of God's Receiver,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' th' sexton he most had me b' th' snout!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But them dandy little Sisters, them as cooked us with the'r blisters,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Made us swaller swill we hated "'cos th' Doctor said 'twas good";<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One I liked called "Sister Mary"&mdash;she was tiny as a Fairy&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">'Twas a sin to hide her beauty anunder a black hood.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Her face, tho' never smilin', had a look that was beguilin';<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Her blue eyes they would wander far away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Jes' as if her heart was crawlin' to some Voice as was a-callin':<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"<span class="smcap">Mary, little Mary!</span>" night an' day.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">This was my fool-brain a-ravin'; I couldn't be behavin'<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">For th' fever to my guts was eatin' in;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But her hand upon th' pillo' was like foam upon th' billo',<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When she spoke t' us of One who pardon'd sin.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Lord, how th' fever got 'em! Lord, how th' Doctors fought 'em!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">How them Sisters stood th' racket night an' day:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Talk of Angils? Up in heaven don't believe as you'd find Seven<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Could beat them a-makin' plasters, or beat 'em on the Pray!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Well, one mornin' when I waken I see th' next bed taken<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">By a feller, as was ravin' like a loon;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sich a face! All hair an' blotches (th' kind th' fever scotches)&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' I says, says I: "His Nibs'll ketch you soon!"<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If they'd fine-tooth-combed creation f'r my personal elation<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To rake in a friend an' leave him lyin' there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why, they couldn't a-done better with a Dawson lawyer's letter,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">F'r'twas JIM beneath th' blotches an' th' hair!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He was ravin', he was mutterin'; he was swearin', he was stutterin';<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Sister Mary trippin' round him like a little drift o' snow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' she hovered as a dove might with flutterin' wings of white light,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">So softly that you'd wonder did she come or did she go?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">One night, I wasn't sleepin'&mdash;Sister Mary night watch keepin',<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Jim, weak as a babby, lyin' there upon th' bed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Says: "Sister,&mdash;you remind me&mdash;of a&mdash;Girl&mdash;I left behind me"&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">She gev' a little shiver, sayin': "<span class="smcap">Hsh! that&mdash;Girl is&mdash;dead!</span>"<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then I he'erd old Jim a-gaspin'&mdash;her han's his han's was claspin',<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Callin' "<span class="smcap">Mary</span>, Oh, God, <span class="smcap">Mary</span>!" eyes a-bulgin' in his head;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She was lookin' down at him, but she on'y whisper'd "J&mdash;im!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But her face was like the face of some one dead.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The'r han's was locked a minute&mdash;ther' wasn't no wrong in it&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">They spoke no words, but eyes looked into eyes&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, without a word of talkin' she went, like one sleep-walkin',<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' I he'erd Jim groanin' tur'ble 'twixt his sighs.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But nex' mornin' little Sister hikes along with a big blister,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Jest as dinky an' as smilin' as before;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But Jim? he lay there blinkin', I guess <span class="smcap">he</span> was a-thinkin'<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">How them little fingers trimbled takin' down his fever score.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Doc. said old Jim was dyin'. That night I he'erd him sighin',<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' he up an' says: "Say, Pard, when I'm&mdash;at rest&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Will you see this&mdash;little locket&mdash;goes with me&mdash;in the pocket<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of the heart that's lyin' broken&mdash;in my breast?"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And if you're no doubtin' Thomas you'll believe I kep' that promise;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And the Face inside the locket, <span class="smcap">human eye shall never see</span>;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">P'raps it was, or wasn't Sister, her we called "Saint Mustard Blister,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When she pumped th' pills an' quinine int' pore old Jim an' me!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span></p>
+<h2>TALE OF THE CHE-CHA-KO</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Che-cha-ko arrived from London Town<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Wearing a sort of superior frown;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Registered, "Bellingham-Bolingbroke-Browyne"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(Hyphenating himself in the middle).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He carried of "boxes" just twenty-four,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Voted the country "A beastly boah";<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Laughed at the "shops," which he roundly swore<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Weren't worth a Ta-ra-diddle!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He purchased of farm lands some sections six,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Said: "With those common fawmahs I shan't mix!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then he started in with his La-de-dah tricks<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And built him a "Countwy Seat."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now, a "country seat" in this western land<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is top rail of a fence, or a pile of sand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But Che-cha-ko's daily, diurnal demand<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was, "The best people I must meet."<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They met him half way, for they cleaned him out,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Drank his "extra dry" every ball and rout;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His poor working-man neighbour he called "a lout,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And laughed at the "countwy daunce."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His amazement was great to learn we "digged wells";<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Said, "We don't do it around Bow Bells";<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, describing the life of the London swells,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Sighed: "Pore devils! you haven't a chaunce!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He played "Gentleman Fawmah" a year or two,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His cash was all spent (his friends went too)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then he wanted to "borrow a few<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Pounds" from his own hired man.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the rough fellow said, "My London Cock,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you learn to work, quit your bally talk,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You'll float your Ship-of-State off th' rock!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(And he winked, did the hired man.)<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He considered the matter, did B. B. Browyne,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Quit every reference to "Deah London Town,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And his neighbour, "the Lout," why, he came right down<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And did what we all expected:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lent B. B. seed-grain for his season's crop;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Said: "Hang on, m' Boy, y'll come out on top."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He did. The Che-cha-ko never cried "stop"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Till for parliament he was elected!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">So down at Ottawa now he sits<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where he spits and smokes, and smokes and spits;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In government circles he splendidly fits,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And he's known as "Bully Boy Brown"!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For he was a man that took his chance&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He got right down to his Song-and-Dance&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let out "London Pride" with his workman's lance,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Tried the smile instead of the frown.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For the "Browyne" who would win out in the west<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is the Brown with common sense that's blest;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Leaves "Grandpa" at home with the Family crest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Puts hand to the plow; and then&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Follows the furrow as straight as a die,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stout heart, steady hand, with a watchful eye;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He'll come to his own, and I'll tell you why:&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The west is calling for MEN!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></p>
+<h2>ST. BONIFACE FIRE BRIGADE</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">W'en you come wes' from de oder place<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' you want sometings for see;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Jus' come an' see St. Boniface<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' I show you sometings, me:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dar's de Mission Church dat W'ittier sing&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Turrets twain," wher' de peoples prayed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But dar's sometings we got better still&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Da's St. Boniface Fire Brigade!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Da's a g-rea-t Brigade;&mdash;has mans tree, four&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Married mans wit be-eg fam-i-lee;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Champeau, Dorien, petite Lafleur,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' Jean Perriault (da's ME).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Us mans we work like h&mdash;ll all day<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Wit de saw, de hammer an' de spade,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But by gar, w'en de fire-bell she goes "ring,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Da's de t'am we don't was 'fraid.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You hear dat ting 'bout d' beeg oil-house;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Tree hundre' bar'ls cotch de fire?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">De smoke, mon Dieu! wit de flame go hup<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To de top of de be-eg church-spire;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lafleur's femme, she take de fit hon de floor&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Ma femme, she scre-ee-ch, "Saint Marie!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hevery one yell&mdash;dat place look like he&mdash;ll,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Ontil Dorien, Champeau, an' ME&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We fill hup de tank in de Red Rivaire&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Sacre! how de mans per&mdash;s&mdash;pire;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">De peoples go cra&mdash;ss&mdash;y; Winnipeg despaire;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' de bells dey ring, "F-i-r-e!&mdash;F-i-r-e."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">W'at you t'ink happens? You nevaire don't guess&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Notings like dat happens sence;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">De horse runs away&mdash;de hose it go burs'&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But we save de dog-poun' fence!<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You hear w'at 'appens once in de place?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">W'en d' King's son he come Wes',<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All d' womans dress hup, wash d' baby face;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">An' d' mans put hon he's bes'.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Winni-peg bow down t' George d' Prince;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Put d' soldier-mans hon parade;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But de Prince, he sick of d' whole dam' show,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Hask: "<span class="smcap">Wher' St. Boniface Fire Brigade?</span>"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Y&mdash;as, an' w'en d' heartquake shake Frisco,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Hend of d' worl'!" some sa-aid;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I send telegraff (cos' me tree dollaire),<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"You like have my Fire Brigade?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hon d' las' Election, in d' Town-Hall<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Laurier sp'ik; He sa&mdash;aid:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Gentilhomme! if&mdash;you&mdash;want&mdash;put&mdash;dat&mdash;bad&mdash;Tory&mdash;hout,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Get St. Boniface Fire BRIGADE!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span></p>
+<h2>"WINDY"</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Lady Marmaduke Montague-Marlinford-Dunne<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Came out to the Yukon in search of her son;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Heir to vast estates and to lands long entailed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Handed down by great grandpapa's fist (which was mailed).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The young man had mushed in by the lone Chilcoot Pass<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And was known to the boys as "That titled young Ass."<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For the stuff he wrote home took Belgravian breath:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Dear Monty with savages!"&mdash;"mushing!"&mdash;"to death"!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They were shocked at the mention "pay-dirt"; and "the pan,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They fully explained, was "held by Monty's man!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At St. James, The Carlton, The Ritz, it was told<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How "Monty owns mountains and canyons of&mdash;Gold!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Came a lapse in the years and the letters. Despair<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Seized the hearts in Belgravia&mdash;no word from the heir;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For the lure of the Northland&mdash;the life of the camp,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had Monty the Beau transformed into a&mdash;tramp<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who had drifted, like jetsam, the breakers among,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And had almost forgotten his own mother-tongue.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 387px;">
+<img src="images/fig_003.jpg" width="387" height="650" alt="PRAY, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MARMADUKE" title="" />
+<span class="caption">PRAY, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MARMADUKE</span>
+</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">In the year ninety-eight arrived per Dawson stage<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In December, a lady, a maid, and a page;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One clearly of rank. With the air of a queen<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She stepped up to the desk, asking: "Pray, have you seen<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mr. Marmaduke Montague-Marlinford-Dunne?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Adding proudly,&mdash;"The gentleman, Sir, is my son."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The clerk at the desk stared and stammered, then said:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"No gent be that name in this shack has his bed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But mebbe' th' Boys"&mdash;Here he calls to a bunch,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Say, has any o' youse seed a kid with a hunch<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That sounds like&mdash;Ma'am, wot was th' name o' y'r son?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She faltered, "Sir! Montague-Marlinford-Dunne!"<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Nobody knew him&mdash;worse, nobody cared&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the bar-keep speaks up (while his quid he prepared),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Say, w'ot was th' kid like?"&mdash;one stared at the other&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Warn't he a pardner of Billy Bird's brother?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' had he a bench-claim know'd as 'Bloody Jim'?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Cos if he had ther's a warn't out f'r <span class="smcap">him</span>!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I'll describe him, good sirs," said the lady in tears:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"He left home just of age, namely twenty-one-years.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His hair, sunny gold, is inclined to up-curl&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His complexion is peach-like&mdash;he's fair as a girl.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He has large, soulful eyes, they are beaming and kind,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A soft, bird-like voice&mdash;and an artistic mind.<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Military in bearing&mdash;broad-shouldered and tall;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Speaks languages seven&mdash;a 'linguist,' you'd call.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Paints, sings, rides to hounds; he dresses with care;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A de-lightful manner, with most restful air:&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oh! prithee, good gentlemen, find me my son,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whom all London once knew as '<span class="smcap">The dashing Beau-Dunne</span>!'"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The lady was weeping in 'kerchief of lace<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And she saw not the smile on the rough miner's face,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who said: "Ma'am, y' won't find y'r angel up here,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Them pertickler brands&mdash;with 'wings'&mdash;disappear!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But here's 'Windy' comin'&mdash;he knows, th' ol' tramp,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Every Jack on th' trail, every Jill in th' camp!"<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Bing-bang!" The door opens and "Windy" appears,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A be-whiskered, a pimple-pocked tough to his ears:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His jeans all in tatters, his muck-a-lucks worn;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His parka was dirty, and mud-splashed and torn.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His greeting: "<span class="smcap">Wow! hand out a hootch! durn my gizzard<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If I warn't cotched in a Hunker Crick blizzard!"</span><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The lady turns pale. Then the bar-keep behind<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hollers: "Windy, ol' cock! can YOU call t' y'r mind<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A chump 'round this camp&mdash;&mdash;Ma'am, wot was th' same<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Double-decker y' called b' th' telescope name?"&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the lady, eyes staring, was shrieking, "<span class="smcap">My son!</span>"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lo! "Windy" be-whiskered was "<span class="smcap">dashing Beau-Dunne</span>!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span></p>
+<h2>MY SONG</h2>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I could not sing unless my song<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Had in its symphony one broken string;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I could not say the thoughts that in me rise<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Unless my heart had been a broken thing.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why is it that the voice of Song so yields<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Mute music till the heart hath bled?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why should we find most fair and far-off fields<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">By thorny by-paths led?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But if this little weakling song of mine<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Might carry cheer to one, lone, grieving soul,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Most gladly would I offer Hope's bright wine<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And, smiling, drink the lees left in the bowl:<br /></span><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">For I have in the darkness found some light,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Some sunshine seen in shadowed evening hours,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I have found throughout the lonely night<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Some perfumed breathings from wild garden bowers.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And I were ingrate not to send it on,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Such echo of what music in me lies,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For it may bring to some o'er darkened dawn<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The brightening glow that comes with morning skies.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So, go you, little broken Song,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And carry to some heart in bitter pain<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Only my lute's light laughter. Make thou strong<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The weak of heart and bid them smile again.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Derby Day in the Yukon, by Yukon Bill
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+Title: Derby Day in the Yukon
+ and Other Poems of the "Northland"
+
+
+Author: Yukon Bill
+
+
+
+Release Date: September 19, 2010 [eBook #33758]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON***
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+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON AND OTHER POEMS OF THE "NORTHLAND"
+
+
+[Illustration: THE MALAMUTE]
+
+
+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON
+
+and other Poems of the "Northland"
+
+by
+
+YUKON BILL
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Toronto
+The Musson Book Company
+Limited
+
+Copyright, 1910, by
+George H. Doran Co.
+
+
+ So, go you, little broken Song,
+ And carry to some heart in bitter pain
+ Only my lute's light laughter; make thou strong
+ The weak of heart, and bid them smile again!
+
+ THESE RHYMES
+OF THE NORTHLAND ARE AFFECTIONATELY
+ INSCRIBED TO MY PARDS, B. AND B.,
+ WHO HELPED ME TO CARRY MY
+ PACK OVER LIFE'S TRAIL.
+
+ Y. B.
+
+On the Trail, 1910.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ Page
+
+GREETING 11
+
+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON 17
+
+THE MALAMUTE 23
+
+RED-JACKET 29
+
+UP AGAINST IT 35
+
+HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME 39
+
+HEROES 47
+
+LOWER-FLAT ANNALS 53
+
+THE TRAIL 61
+
+THE KING OF THE KLONDIKE 67
+
+GHOSTS 75
+
+AN ANGEL 81
+
+BILLY BIRD'S CELEBRATION 87
+
+INVITATION 93
+
+JIM 97
+
+TALE OF THE CHE-CHA-KO 107
+
+ST. BONIFACE FIRE BRIGADE 113
+
+WINDY 119
+
+MY SONG 127
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+THE MALAMUTE Frontispiece
+
+RED-JACKET, BULLY BOY HE IS facing p. 29
+
+WHEN I MET WITH JIM ALONG THE DAWSON TRAIL 97
+
+PRAY, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MARMADUKE? 121
+
+
+
+
+GREETING
+
+TO ROBERT W. SERVICE
+
+
+
+
+GREETING
+
+
+ Shake, Pard! I'm mighty proud o' you!
+ (I'm know'd as "Yukon Bill");
+ You blazed th' trail an' blazed it true;----
+ Some o' my friends I see y' knew
+ On old Che-cha-ko Hill;
+ But say, old man, y' clean forgot my friend, "Swiftwater Bill!"
+
+ You was a kid in pettic'uts
+ When I went in, a man;
+ Grub-stakin' with two other goats----
+ We sow'd th' last of our wild oats
+ An' th' new, clean life began;
+ We was th' fu'st (an' p'raps th' wu'st) Five Fingers' Rapids ran.
+
+ I staked out Eldorado crick
+ Long 'fore th' world was told
+ Them hills from Hunker to St. Mick
+ Groaned f'r th' drill an' f'r th' pick,
+ The'r bellies achin' GOLD!
+ Where many a night th' moon pale white saw me in blankets rolled.
+
+ At Magnet Gulch I lit my pipe----
+ Got drunk upon Gold Hill;
+ I hoofed it cle'r t' Kokusqum----
+ 'Twas ther' I lost my Siwash chum
+ (She drownded in a spill),
+ An' Love an' Luck together went from pore old Yukon Bill!
+
+ Big Skookum claim might a-bin mine,
+ But fortune ther' I missed;
+ For all I got a-though I sought----
+ I starved an' thirsted, dug an' fought,
+ Was d---- plumbago schist!
+ Ten years of toil, of muck an' spoil; then on th' "Failure list."
+
+ Labarge; th' Canyon; I was there;
+ I clumb th' Glacier mound.
+ I might a-bin a millionaire----
+ God! think of it, and see me--WHERE?
+ A bum on Puget Sound!----
+ At night my roof th' open sky--my pillow th' cold ground.
+
+ Me for th' trail at seventy!
+ I'm longin' f'r th' track:
+ I'll try again--no, I'll not fail----
+ I hear them "Little Voices" wail:
+ "Come back! come back! come back!"
+ O, God! how Mem'ry knifes me now an' puts me on th' rack.
+
+ Yes, yes--I failed! Yes, yes, a drink!
+ An' then my pipe I'll fill.
+ Boy, here's t' you--y'r picter's true
+ Of them old sinners that I knew
+ On old Che-cha-ko Hill;
+ But say, old man, y' overlooked my friend, "Swiftwater Bill!"
+
+
+
+
+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON
+
+ Talk of England's Derby Race; of Kentucky's blue-grass chase;
+ Epsom Downs an' Frisco "Tanforan" t' boot;
+ I don't say they ain't done well, but I tell y' even h--ll
+ Couldn't match th' Yukon racin' malamoot.
+
+ How them dogs they love th' Race! Y' kin see it in th' face
+ Of th' starvin' scut that hangs aroun' th' claim;
+ F'r he knows, like you an' me, that th' Derby Day'll be
+ Th' big jag day--th' glad rag play, that brings th' Yukon fame.
+
+ It was Fool's Day f'r th' Race; every husky in his place;
+ Wasky's dogs was runnin' Billy Brown of Nome;
+ But at th' Starter's line ranged up Jake Berger's Nine,
+ Ten t' one THEY'D bring th' Derby money home!
+
+ Thousands hit th' trail that night; we was out t' see th' sight;
+ Th' stakes, eleven-thousand-plunks in gold!
+ Th' thermometer on strike--every bench-claim on th' hike----
+ An' them leaders b' th' leash y' couldn't hold.
+
+ Oh, th' run was cruel hard--th' white frost how it scarred
+ As they galloped down th' long, unending trail;
+ The whip cut like th' wind, an' Carey's dog, snow-blind,
+ Joined his howlin' t' th' screeches of th' gale.
+
+ Down where Candle's bonfires glow see th' racin' huskies go,
+ All keen t' win--McCarthy's purp drops dead----
+ He's thrown out upon th' track f'r th' lean an' hungry pack
+ Of grey wolves follerin' th' flyin' sled.
+
+ Two-an'-eighty hours they raced--an' four hunderd-miles they paced,
+ Them dogs never paused f'r frozen fish 'r drink;
+ Hung with icicles of foam, the'r lithe bodies stretched whale-bone,--
+ BUT THEY BROKE THE RECORD MADE BY JIMMIE FINK!
+
+ Cursed, an' kicked, an' whipped ahead, th' dumb brutes, staggerin', bled
+ Where th' whip cut cruel in; but comes th' feast
+ When at Nome t'morrow night there'll be brawl an' drink, an' fight;
+ An' no tellin' which is man an' which is beast.
+
+ Then th' dumb an' winded brute--th' blood-blinded malamoot,
+ All frosted foam is gaspin' upon th' bar-room floor;
+ He, the WINNER OF TH' RACE! in th' glory has no place;
+ He's jes' a slinkin' malamoot when Derby Day is o'er!
+
+
+
+
+THE MALAMUTE
+
+
+ Hi, there! Into your harness of thong!
+ (Whip.) You get into your place;
+ Give him the lash, Bill. Eh? What's wrong?
+ See that look in the mal'mute's face:--
+ Is it devilish cunning o'ermastering pain?
+ Some lost soul reincarnate again,
+ Running Sin's last race.
+
+ Come skulkin' into the camp last June,
+ A leprous, mangy cur;
+ Reasty and rotten--bayed at th' Moon
+ As if you'd a grudge 'gainst her.
+ All fester and soil--corruption and boil;
+ Your evil face like some carved gargoyle,
+ And you refused to stir
+
+ Though I broke th' lash on your back,
+ YOU subjugated me:--
+ You proved the master--I proved the hack,
+ For, plainly I could see
+ You'd been sent back to earth to work out y'r sin,
+ And y' came straight t' me, a larrikin;
+ An' why did you come to me?
+
+ What were you There? Unregenerate thief,
+ A derelict from your birth?
+ Were you a church-going pharisee,
+ That Belial of this earth?
+ Was your lecherous, lutish, animal mind
+ Drawn to me as one of your kind?
+ Your grin betrays your mirth.
+
+ Well, me an' you, Mal'mute, stand chums;
+ We won't each other despise;
+ The camp may call us a couple o' bums
+ But we hold our own assize:
+ We stand for Arbitration straight--
+ An' mebbe' some day, at St. Peter's Gate
+ We'll look in each other's eyes.
+
+ Ah, you leprous devil! you taught me how
+ To fumigate my soul
+ From wanton ways and dicing days,
+ And lush of the flowing bowl:
+ I'm steeped in guilt right up to the hilt,
+ Worshipped in temples of Shame I've built,
+ And Pleasure's been my goal,
+
+ But here with you in th' hinter-world
+ Where there's nothing pure but snow,
+ Some words long dumb t' my lips have come,
+ A prayer that I used to know:--
+ "OUR--FATHER!"--I wonder will HE refute
+ A fellow that learns of a malamute
+ T' take th' kick an' blow?
+
+ Oh, down here below we may go th' pace,
+ Loot, gut, palter, prey, maraud;
+ But here or There comes settling day,
+ For y' can't bamboozle God----
+ He'll send us back, like you, mal'mute,
+ Mangy an' whining--black with hell-soot----
+ Say, Bill, did y' see him nod?
+
+[Illustration: RED JACKET, BULLY BOY HE IS]
+
+
+
+
+RED-JACKET
+
+
+ Where it's eighty below zero, there you'll find the Northland hero,
+ Red-Jacket; bully Boy he is--sure thing he fills the bill!
+ In that trackless waste of snow, where the Northern Lights hang low,
+ He is doing deeds of daring that would make your pulses thrill:--
+
+ AN' WE'LL DRINK T' YOU, RED-JACKET;
+ THE EQUATOR OF YOUR VEST
+ BUNCHES ALL THE PRIDE AN' GLORY
+ OF TH' WILD AN' WOOLLY WEST!
+
+ Red-Jacket does no askin', but he's ready for th' taskin'
+ When they sling him out his orders, with a hunk o' pemmican;
+ An' he'll travel day an' night after Red-man or bad white,
+ An' he'll go through hell-an'-blazes, BUT HE'LL NEVER MISS HIS MAN!
+
+ HE LAUGHS AT DEATH AN' DANGER,
+ FOR TH' CHIN-STRAP ON HIS JAW
+ IS TH' LINK THAT BINDS CREATION:--
+ BRITISH FAIR-PLAY, AN' TH'--LAW!
+
+ The spur hitched to his heel--at his hip th' gleam of steel,--
+ With his belly-band strapped tighter his hunger to forget,
+ He may drop upon th' track BUT YOU BET HE WON'T TURN BACK--
+ For it's duty, Duty, DUTY! That's Red-Jacket's am-u-let!
+
+ AN' IT'S "HI! YOU SKULKIN' HUSKY"!
+ O'ER TH' WINTRY, WIND-SWEPT GROUND,
+ THE DOG HIS LONE COMPANION--
+ AND THE SILENCE THAT IS SOUND!
+
+ Oh, the Arctic wilds are weary, and the Arctic nights are dreary;
+ And Red-Jacket sometimes wonders why he's livin' th' wild life?
+ Then he eyes th' British Flag; says: "GOD BLESS YOU, YOU OLD RAG!
+ It's through courtin' YOU I've neither child nor wife"!
+
+ THEN A SHAMED AN' SILENT TEAR
+ FALLS UPON THE ARCTIC SNOWS;
+ AN' THE ANGUISH OF HIS HEART,
+ GOD--AN' RED-JACKET, KNOWS!
+
+ Now, you folks, don't get hard thinkin' when Red-Jacket starts a-drinkin',
+ An' he busts th' Ten Commandments into five-an'-twenty bits;
+ When he hears th' bugles sound, ain't he fu'st upon th' ground?
+ An' don't his "powders" cure 'em of the'r hell-damnation fits?
+
+ SO WE'LL DRINK T' YOU, RED-JACKET!
+ GOD'S BLESSIN' ON Y'R HEAD;
+ YOU'RE TH' BRITISH CON-STI-TOO-SHUN
+ BOUND IN YELLA' STRIPES, AN' RED!
+
+
+
+
+UP AGAINST IT
+
+
+ When y're up against it, don't get feelin' blue;
+ Somewher' in this world of ours ther's a place f'r you.
+ Y'r jes' a round peg in a squar', y' ain't th' proper fit;
+ Keep turnin', twistin' every way--an' rise a little bit.
+
+ If we'd all we wanted in this whirlin' globe we're on,
+ W'y we'd all begin t' grouch--then begin t' yawn;
+ We'd get dead sick o' summer without a tech o' frost,
+ An' Ex-pe-ri-ence we got t' hev' regardless of th' cost.
+
+ Oh, th' smell o' fightin' powder, that's th' perfume f'r th' nose;
+ Without th' thorn in hidin' who'd care t' pluck th' Rose?
+ An' th' tears that wet y'r pillo' at night when y' go t' bed,
+ They'll wash away y'r troubles--an' y'r sins, tho' ruby red.
+
+ Boy, when y'r up against it, get y'r back agin' a fence
+ An' swing that good ol' we'pon we used t' call "horse sense":
+ Pitch off y'r coat--go at it jes' like a fightin' man;
+ Throw up y'r head--glad y' ain't dead--
+ Then sluice y'r bench--an' pan!
+
+ Say, when y'r up against it, don't get feelin' blue;
+ Ther's room t' spare, ther's plenty air; ain't that enough f'r you?
+ Every bed-rock wash-up ain't all gold t' th' pan,
+ But life CAN'T be a "failure" if y' play th' game a MAN!
+
+
+
+
+HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME
+
+NO, TH' STORY AIN'T NEVER BIN TOLD AFORE, AS I'M TH' ON'Y MAN SEED TH'
+GAME PLAYED ON TH' DANCE-HALL FLOOR. I WAS THER' WHEN THE FUN BEGAN. AN'
+WHAT I SEE I TELL YOU STRAIGHT--TELL IT AS MAN TO MAN.
+
+
+
+
+HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME
+
+
+ "Lost ag'in!" yelled Slippery Jim,
+ "Never a mo'sel o' luck in m' life!
+ Yankee, you're on th' velvet agin!"
+ Says Yankee: "Jim, let's play f'r a wife!
+ There's Bonanza Pearl, she's sweet on you;--
+ Fairer 'card' no gambler ever drew!"
+
+ Slippery Jim staked high that night,
+ The game was poker,--rake-in keeps----
+ Yankee Pete hilarious, ready t' fight----
+ Rakin' th' gold-dust up in heaps.
+ Jim's last poke throw'd on th' table, so;
+ "It's my last ounce, boys! Well, let 'er go!"
+
+ He had staked the dance-hall--staked the bar--
+ Then, reckless, staked the "Wonder" mine,
+ Known on Bonanza near an' far
+ As the lucky strike of Eighty-nine.
+ Jim had played it all--an' lost! The sweat
+ Come when he gasps: "It's my last--bet!"
+
+ "You've got Pearl left," grins Yankee Pete,
+ "Don't funk now, Jim: make her th' stake."
+ With a howl of hate Jim was on his feet----
+ But a voice rings out: "THAT BET WE'LL TAKE!"
+ And Bonanza Pearl steps up t' me,
+ "You'll see this game played square!" says she.
+
+ Says Yank. "I stake my all 'gainst th' Girl."
+ (Then I see th' flame le'p in his eyes)
+ "An' if I win you, Bonanza Pearl,
+ Your soul an' body no man denies
+ B'longs t' me!" He stacked his gold,
+ As a groan from Jim his agony told.
+
+ Now, Jim was a MAN. He funked no game;--
+ Says he: "I'll stake blood, bone an' life,
+ But I'll put no woman to th' shame
+ Of bein' played 'a chip' in tin-horn strife!"
+ But Bonanza, she steps up t' him
+ An' she says: "Y' COULDN'T LOSE ME, JIM!"
+
+ "Come," says Bonanza, "Turn up th' pack";
+ She skinned the bunch with a laughin' eye;
+ I gets close up ahind Jim's back
+ Ready t' let th' bullets fly.
+ Th' two men playin' a round 'r so,
+ An' the luck agin' Slippery seem'd t' go.
+
+ "Straight flush o' di'monds--Ace at th' head;"
+ In a whirlwind play Yank takes the pot.
+ Slippery's eyes was now blood-red----
+ His lips crack'd dry--his breath comin' hot;
+ The last deal ended the game, I saw
+ 'Twas Yankee Pete's first play--an' draw.
+
+ Jim's hand? cripes! 'Twas a reg'lar prize;
+ Luck had turned--he had aces t' burn!
+ But he sot there starin' with bloodshot eyes,
+ An' what I saw then gev' ME quite a turn----
+ F'r th' divil's own luck was at his heel,
+ He'd an EXTRA CARD--'twas a clear MISDEAL!
+
+ I let my hand t' th' trigger go----
+ Jim's throat gev' a sickish kind o' laugh;
+ An' he says: "I'm dry as h--ll, so,
+ W'ot d'ye say to a shandy-gaff?
+ An'," says Jim, "I'll hev' a bite t' eat;
+ Pearl, fetch me a sangwich o' bread an' meat"!
+
+ I felt like shootin' that gol-durn Jim,
+ Losin' th' game with a stake like that;
+ Wanted t' up an' lambaste him
+ Chawin' of meat like a hungry cat:
+ When, all at onct, sort o' swallerin' hard,
+ I PERCEIVES JIM EATIN' THAT EXTRA CARD!
+
+ "Locoed!" yelled Yankee, quittin' th' game,
+ Handin' over th' stakes. But Slippery Jim
+ Hunchin' up of his powerful frame
+ Giv' a kind of a grin o' hate at him.
+ "D----n y'r gold!" he says, "Slippery Jim to-night
+ Will begin t' live like a man born white!"
+
+ Now, perhaps you'd say the game warn't square----
+ An' some might call it a bunko trick;
+ But if you loved a ga'l an' she stood there,
+ Wouldn't y' swap souls with old Nick
+ Rather'n let her go t' Yankee Pete
+ An' play her game on Bonanza street?
+
+NO, TH' STORY AIN'T NEVER BIN TOLD AFORE. I SAW IT FINISHED--SAW IT
+BEGAN. SAW IT PLAY'D OUT ON TH' DANCE-HALL FLOOR. IT'S BETWIXT US, MAN
+T' MAN!
+
+
+
+
+HEROES
+
+
+ If ye run up ag'in Carnegie, I'd kind o' thankful be
+ If he gets a-talkin' of heroes, you'd ring in Sandy McPhee.
+
+ Now, Mac don't want no medals--he ain't th' braggin' set;
+ But what he done back in eighty-one, he's livin' t' tell; you bet!
+
+ We was trekin' th' trail t' Forty-Mile; sleepin' in snow-b'ilt caves,
+ An' the great White Trail we hoofed it on was milestoned jest by graves.
+
+ Mac shot on ahead with his dog--itchin' t' make his pile;
+ Carried his grub-stake on his back. Got there? I should smile!
+
+ But th' blizzard struck him; th'r he was, him an' his dog alone----
+ A week passed by--then his grub give out; but he never made no moan.
+
+ His husky died an' he e't his guts; tho't his brain 'ud go----
+ Then he 'member'd his wife an' kids at home. Who'd hoe their row?
+
+ Both feet fruz cle'r int' th' bone! Says he "Fac's is fac's";--
+ Gangrene sot in--black t' th' knees. Then he ups an' eyes his axe:--
+
+ "I ain't," says he, "no great M.D., but I kinder calcalate
+ To meet this here e-mergency as was sent b' a unkind Fate."
+
+ So he humped hisself up ag'in a rock in a little bunch o' trees,
+ A couple o' hacks with that there axe, an' off went his laigs at
+ th' knees!
+
+ And he stumped it int' Forty-Mile! What's that? It ain't true?
+ It's hard t' b'leeve, I kin onderstand, b' a white-livered skunk
+ like YOU!
+
+ But, if old Skibo is huntin' a hero, ther's somethin' in my mind
+ Says that, if he don't see McPhee, HE MUST BE GOL-DURN'D BLIND!
+
+
+
+
+LOWER-FLAT ANNALS
+
+
+ When we lived in Lower-Flat us folks know'd where we was at;
+ But them Eastern folks come, puttin' on great style:
+ Us Old-Timers, we all said we was better we was dead,
+ F'r th' way they talked an' acted, raised our bile.
+
+ They interduced new dances--thing-a-me-bobs called--"Lance's"----
+ Where they traipsed up an' down upon th' floor,
+ A-bowin' and a'scrapin' (lords an' ladies they was apin'),
+ Th' Red River Jig? 'Twa'n't never danced no more!
+
+ Sniffed at bannock--sniffed at bacon; then, dried apples, they was taken;
+ An' that good old dish "plum-duff" went out th' door;
+ Then "part singin'" in th' church--"A Choir" up in a perch----
+ And a "Tenner" frum th' city. Say, y' should a-heard HIM roar!
+
+ Then the pretty little crea'cher, boardin' 'round, th' country Teacher;
+ (Her we fought about f'r dances in th' barn)
+ SHE went out o' date; a "perfesser" come t' prate
+ About ologies an' colleges; things childern COULDN'T larn.
+
+ Then they started "makin' calls," ketched Pa in his over-alls;
+ But he met 'em with a "How'dy!" at th' door;
+ The place was in a clutter--Ma, she was churnin' butter,
+ An' Pa fetch'd 'em in th' kitchen, an' they didn't "call" no more.
+
+ That was Mrs. Mumble-Mumps. Say, she DID put on humps;
+ Took her daughter Gwendolina t' furrin lan's,
+ An' they say paid out shin-plasters t' one o' them Old Masters
+ F'r t' make a bust of Gwendolina's hands!
+
+ Gone was th' good old days, and gone th' good old ways
+ When an invitation meant th' fambly all;
+ When th' little an' th' big would crowd into th' rig,
+ An' th' fiddle livened up th' Chris'mus Ball.
+
+ It was "Welkim, welkim, Boys!" Lots of laughin', lots of noise;
+ With the babies piled like cordwood on th' floor;
+ Boys an' girls all dancin'--old folks too got prancin'----
+ An' th' supper? Say, we'd eat ontil we couldn't hold no more.
+
+ But them Eastern folks fetched "Style"; changed all that in a while;
+ Printed tickets told th' folks they was "to-home";
+ Served the supper frum "a buffey," an' they acted kind o' huffy
+ When our childern round the parler used t' roam.
+
+ House was full of bricky-brack; china tea-pot with a crack,--
+ An' they sort o' boasted of it; set it out t' common view;
+ Talked about the'r "Fambly Tree"--good land! why, they know'd that we
+ Had ninety acres of 'em--scrub-oak bluff--an' poplars too!
+
+ Then Miss Mary Ellen Jones (her that come from Pile-o'-Bones)
+ Lived in nothin' but a mud-shack all her life,
+ She got puttin' on some airs, an' her nose jes' said, "Who cares?"
+ And th' District Member picked HER f'r a wife.
+
+ She did cut a silly caper: had her envelopes an' paper
+ Painted with a little brand in blue sot up on top;
+ When th' Flat laugh'd, I'll be blest! she said, "It's Poppa's crest"!
+ Well! Providence, that year, hailed out their crop.
+
+ But Mary Ellen's fall come when they gave th' weddin'-ball;
+ Invited all th' stylish folks--gave us th' glassy eye;
+ But says Pa, "Th' next election we'll bust th' damn connection,
+ F'r th' District Member goes out on th' fly!"
+
+ He he'er'd that. He wanted votes. So them stylish printed notes
+ Come trailin' in t' us who'd been rejected;
+ But Mary Ellen said (underlined in ink bright red),
+ "PLEASE UNDERSTAND NO CHILDREN IS EXPECTED"!
+
+ That joke went far an' wide, us folks laugh'd ontil we cried;
+ But Retribution it was on th' District Member's shins,
+ F'r that sassy little bride who behaved so very snide,
+ Inside a year perduced a pair of TWINS!
+
+ Since that time we get on better. Mary Ellen wrote a letter
+ T' th' weekly paper, statin' "District Member liked our ways";
+ Yes, Lower Flat's grow'd quite a place, runnin' other towns a race;
+ But ther' ain't th' fun we had them good old days!
+
+
+
+
+THE TRAIL
+
+
+ It measures the boundless distance,
+ Led by wild ways that run
+ Hither and thither in chase of the Winds
+ That worship the Northern Sun:
+ The Trail! which, never ending, was never yet begun.
+
+ In the dip of the far horizon
+ Trembles the Morning Star;
+ To the heights of the fathomless ether
+ Nor lock, nor bolt, nor bar;
+ The Trail! God's finger beckoning to the new Home afar.
+
+ No sound in that void of Silence
+ Save call of bird to its mate,
+ Or cry of the lone coyote
+ At the bars of hunger's gate;
+ And the heart is drawn by the wond'rous dawn, or some mysterious Fate.
+
+ The Trail hath a storied splendor:
+ Tepee and Indian Mound;
+ Where the glory of God is chanted
+ By no sacrilegious sound;
+ Where the dumb brute bays HIS praise through Nights profound!
+
+ Here the haunts of men are bounden
+ By the links of Custom's chain;
+ There you find embosomed freedom
+ In the heart's exquisite pain,
+ And thereafter will be heard the cry, "O, give me the wilds again!"
+
+ The Trail hath no languorous longing;
+ It leads to no Lotus land;
+ On its way dead Hopes come thronging
+ To take you by the hand;
+ He who treads the Trail undaunted, thereafter shall command!
+
+
+
+
+THE KING OF THE KLONDIKE
+
+
+ We called him the King of the Klondike; but
+ He really was "Mac."
+ He walked int' Dawson in tatters an' rags,
+ His frozen feet tied in a pair of ol' bags,
+ An' perceeded t' go on a couple of jags;
+ Pack on his back.
+
+ He worked empty-bellied f'r many a day,
+ Pore old Mac!
+ Stuck tight t' his diggin as if it was play;
+ With a good game of poker 'till daylight he'd stay----
+ An' a gun he could han'le. I also might say
+ He would crack
+
+ A fine joke. But he never was known
+ Wasn't Mac.
+ T' refuse man 'r dog a crust 'r a bone.
+ He kep' t' hisself; perferred livin' alone----
+ An' ther' was a sort o' respectable tone
+ 'Bout his shack.
+
+ He said of them "girls" that defied Law an' ban,
+ (Humpin' his back):
+ "Pore kids! fetched low b' some skunk of a man----
+ Boys, give 'em a hand-up wheniver y' can;"
+ (On the'r 'count Soapy Smith out of Dawson he ran
+ With Black Jack!)
+
+ He lived like a prince and he spent like a king,
+ Did old Mac.
+ Whatever he said 'r he did had th' ring
+ Of pure gold; but one day in th' spring
+ Struck a vein in th' rock that made us all sing,
+ "'Rah f'r Mac!"
+
+ But th' fortin' he made was th' fortin' he spent
+ In a crack.
+ Paid all he owed t' th' very las' cent----
+ Then, off on a h---- of a spree we all went----
+ An' th' gold? why, he wasted it, gev' it an' lent
+ B' th' sack.
+
+ Nex' mornin' he woke up as pore as a mouse,
+ Boozer Mac.
+ Another chap, who had th' heart of a louse,
+ Would a-blow'd off his head 'r burnt down th' house,
+ 'R int' th' river a-taken a souse,
+ Things goin' slack.
+
+ But he stuck t' th' diggin' like hound t' th' trail,
+ Worn ol' Mac.
+ Jes' like an ol' farmer a-swingin' his flail,
+ Jes' like ol' Abe Linco'n a-splittin' his rail;
+ D'ye think a MAN like him c'd ever spell f-a-i-l,
+ 'R fall back?
+
+ No, Sir! He worked till he struck a new vein,
+ Brave ol' Mac!
+ This time he held tight th' "millionaire" rein;
+ Swore as he'd never be foolish again;
+ Then he got drunk. I tell it with pain,--
+ Scooted back
+
+ East. An' I read in them Papers one day,
+ Klondike Mac
+ Had gone t' them "diggin's" anunder th' clay;
+ An' he was a pauper ag'in! Talk of Play----
+ "Life's jes' a stage!" as Spokshare mought say;
+ That's a fac'!
+
+ Most of 'em Kings as I've heer'd on went bust,
+ Jes' like Mac.
+ None of 'em carries the'r crowns int' dust;--
+ They sport 'roun' a while, but die they all must;--
+ An' I don't know as one of th' king-bunch I'd trust,
+ Lookin' back,
+
+ Like th' King of th' Klon! Him we knew
+ As ol' Mac.
+ Rulers like him y'll find ther's d----n few;
+ Ther's lots of 'em sportin' a Crown ain't true blue.
+ But Mac? he was royal--a King through an' through,
+ An' no "Jack"!
+
+ Up No'th they'll 'member him an' things he done
+ Way back.
+ We won't give his Crown t' no Son-of-a-gun;
+ Ther's no entail on Kings t'other side of th' sun,
+ An' pre-ce-dence ther' will go, ten t' one,
+ T' King Mac!
+
+
+
+
+GHOSTS
+
+
+ Deep lies the snow on the white, white plain,
+ And frosted the fretwork on window-pane.
+
+ The Storm King has laid his icy clasp
+ On th' lock o' th' Year: 'tis an iron hasp.
+
+ The camp fire gleams, and its ruddy glow
+ Throws shadows quaint on the drifting snow;
+
+ My heart leaps up, for I see a form
+ That makes the blood in my veins run warm:
+
+ A woman is standing beside my bed,
+ And these are the words, I swear, she said:--
+
+ "YOU MAY WANDER AFAR; BUT, GO WHERE YOU WILL,
+ THE GHOSTS OF THE PAST WILL FOLLOW YOU STILL!"
+
+ Another comes--a girl-face, worn,
+ And of every good resolution shorn,--
+
+ She utters no word; but her eyes of blue
+ Are burning, piercing me through and through!
+
+ Yet another comes and takes Her place----
+ I close my eyes lest I see HER face----
+
+ For the flush of youth on the girlish brow
+ Is lost in the wanton woman now--
+
+ And I was to blame! God, let me forget!
+ And I wipe away the beads of sweat
+
+ That lie on my brow like blood-red rain----
+ And I try to pray--but words are vain;--
+
+ For I know that the ghosts of my sins are here
+ To mock me at this, the end o' th' Year!
+
+
+
+
+AN ANGEL
+
+
+ Th' angils ain't all up in Heaven.
+ Not by a long shot. Say,
+ Ther's angils a-livin' an' breathin'
+ Right here in th' camp to-day.
+ An' th' crown of one, I kin tell ye
+ Is on'y a tangle of hair,
+ But the halo that lingers around it
+ Is brighter than any up There.
+ One of her laigs goes a-limpin',
+ Her langwige ain't grammar of books,
+ An' she ain't airned th' title "A Angil"
+ Along of her beauty of looks;
+ 'Nless y' saw her as I did----
+ 'Nless y' saw her, like me,
+ Le'p int' hell-flame f'r t' rescue
+ Th' baby of drunken Magee.
+
+ Magee in th' cellar was hootchin';
+ Th' gal was a-sloppin' at chores,
+ Washin' bottles an' kegs f'r th' bar-man,
+ Slingin' cocktails ahind th' baize-doors.
+ Of a suddent a wild cry of "F-i-r-e," come
+ With a lick o' th' flame, left an' right;
+ The boozers they scooted f'r safety
+ An' th' baby was left in th' fright.
+ One wild cry above th' fierce cracklin'----
+ A yell of despair in the din:
+ "My BABY! O, GOD, SEND AN ANGEL!"
+ He did. And the Angel went in
+ While us men stood a-shakin' an' shame-faced;
+ The manhood in us not quite dead----
+ We was drunk--dazed with horror an' whisky
+ 'R we'd foller'd th' gal where she led
+ Into that hell-gate of red flame----
+ Int' th' whirl of th' fire;
+ And we all held our bre'th, knowin' well it was death
+ Come a-nigher an' nigher.
+
+ But no! What we all saw a-comin'
+ Was th' Angil of Life:--at her breast
+ That damn kid of Magee's snug an' snorin',
+ As if in th' cradle at rest.
+ But th' gal? Her face out of resemblance
+ T' anythin' human, you'd say,
+ She come staggerin', gaspin' an' blinded----
+ (Us men turned our faces away);
+ Then, "Lame Mary!" we busted a-shoutin',
+ Goin' mad f'r a minit with joy;
+ Magee, he was dancin' a hornpipe
+ An' his Missis was huggin' th' Boy.
+ But the gal as I christen'd "A Angil"
+ We was shoutin' her name somethin' wild----
+ Swings 'roun' on her game foot,
+ Says: "Shet up, y' galoot,
+ An' don't be f'r wakin' th' child!"
+
+ You bet she was game, was th' Angil:----
+ Tho' she wasn't f'r playin' no harps,
+ Sittin' on a damp cloud a-slingin' th' crowd,
+ A-thumpin' th' flats an' th' sharps;
+
+ SHE WAS STRAIGHT ON HER JOB, was th' angil;
+ Wantin' nothin' down here but her share;
+ An' my biler 'ud bust if I thought any "Trust"
+ Side-tracked my Angil up--There!
+
+
+
+
+BILLY BIRD'S CELEBRATION
+
+
+ Billy Bird was know'd as a bar-room bum;
+ Be'n a trader out on th' plains;
+ Be'n a timber rafter, a fourth-ward grafter,
+ Hadn't no conshunce, hadn't no brains;
+ But was well perserv'd in Rum.
+
+ He hailed frum Mi-sou-ri 'r Michi-gan;
+ Was cook in a lumber camp;
+ Run a Wild West show, then turn'd hobo,
+ Was an all-roun' fu'st class tramp;--
+ 'N y' couldn't call him a "man."
+
+ He'd b'en kicked an' cussed like a mongrel pup,
+ An' a cock-fight was his creed;
+ An' eye out o' joint was another bad point,
+ But with th' one left he see'd
+ Far enough t' hit th' cup!
+
+ He'd th' wanderin' itch in his lazy heels
+ (With th' luck that comes t' sich);
+ F'r one day, dead drunk, that mis'ble skunk
+ Struck a vein that made him rich.
+ Y' sh'd hear Billy Bird's squeals:--
+
+ "I'm richer'n Creesus!" (this he howled);
+ "I've th' biggest strike aroun';
+ I'm a reg'lar gent!" (Here his bre'th was spent
+ An' he tumbles upon th' groun');
+ B' his luck Billy Bird got fouled.
+
+ Clumb up on a kag t' make a speech.
+ Says he: "I'm th' Turrible Turk!
+ I'm a millionaire, an' I'll curl th' hair
+ Of th' man says I need work!
+ Me? I'm a rainbow out of reach!
+
+ "I'm off t' Noo York t' get int' th' swirl;
+ Tip them waiters ten-dollar bills;
+ I'm a millionaire! Don't I wear th' air
+ That goes with th' pace that kills?
+ An' I'm goin' t' pick my Girl!
+
+ "I'll buy her di'mon's t' blaze her front,
+ An' th' best champagne we'll spill;
+ An' I'll murder th' man as says what he can
+ See I ain't no gent! Me, Bill!
+ An' I tell y' that's MY stunt!
+
+ "I'll buy a floor in th' big ho-tel;
+ I'll dazzle th' chamber-maids;
+ Fifth Avenoo style in my auto-mo-bile
+ I'll speed her up with my jades;
+ I'll show 'em a Yukon swell!
+
+ "I'll dine on snakes fried in burnin' oil,
+ An' dance till th' cows come home;
+ As an aftermath take a champagne bath
+ An' shampoo with a curry-comb;
+ All done up accordin' t' Hoyle.
+
+ "Then I'll hike t' bed with a great, big, head,--
+ Yellin': 'CALL WHEN THE CLOCK HITS FOUR!'
+ An' I'll wait with a grin till th' 'call' comes in,
+ An' Brass Buttons knocks at th' door,
+ An' he thinks I'm sleepin' dead!
+
+ "Brass buttons 'tap, tap, tap' on th' door:--
+ 'Millionaire, it is four A. M.!'
+ An' I'll bust that door with a Yukon roar:
+ Howlin: 'Say! d'ye know WHO I AM?'
+ An' I'll rouse 'em on every floor!
+
+ "W'en th' house comes runnin' up I'll yell:--
+ 'WOW! I'm a millionaire!
+ I DON'T HEV' T' GET UP, y' blankety Pup!'
+ An' the'r eyes stickin' out 'll stare,
+ While I send 'em plumb t' h----ll!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ P. S.--BILLY BIRD, MILLIONAIRE, REACHED WINNIPEG,
+ WHERE PEROXIDE BLONDES PULLED BILLY BIRD'S LEG.
+ YOU'LL FIND HIM TO-DAY IN A YUKON S'LOON
+ SLUSHIN' BEER TO TH' SAME OLD PLAYED-OUT TUNE:--
+ "O! THEM GURLS THEY PULLED MY LAIG!"
+
+
+
+
+INVITATION
+
+
+ I bring you a prairie greeting
+ Crested with sunlight sheen,
+ A picture of mountains rising
+ To snow-capped heights of green;
+ A call from the happy home-land
+ Where human hearts beat warm,
+ Where western corn-fields beckon
+ And shelter from life's storm.
+
+ London, thy heart of riches
+ Hath the pulse-beat of unrest,
+ Where the many know no shelter,
+ Where the babe weeps at the breast
+ All bared to the winter shiver,
+ Where the hearth-fire, cold and dead,
+ Is darkened by the shadow
+ And Shapes of the underfed.
+
+ Oh, the hopeless, heavy-burdened
+ Bearers of woe and pain,--
+ Mere human stones in the highway
+ Of London's greed and gain.
+ There weeps the child whom sadness
+ And want have made their own;
+ There weeps the old, whom gladness
+ Is a stranger, and unknown.
+
+ Oh, come to the land of Plenty
+ Where the gates swing open, wide;
+ Where all mankind stand equal----
+ Where toil is a boast--a pride:
+ Where the silken palm clasps the horny hand
+ When the long day's work is done,
+ Where new life is born in the growing corn
+ In the land of the Setting Sun.
+
+NOTE.--Written in January, 1907, after seeing 700 men and women fed by
+Charity on the Thames embankment as "Big Ben" struck ONE A. M.
+
+
+
+
+JIM
+
+[Illustration: WHEN I MET WITH JIM ALONG THE DAWSON TRAIL]
+
+
+
+
+JIM
+
+
+ 'Twas th' days of th' stampede--I was of th' hobo breed----
+ When I met with Jim along th' Dawson trail;
+ F'r Bonanza I was strikin'; an' Jim? well, he was hikin'
+ Along th' road t' Anywhere--Jerusalam or jail.
+
+ Seemed t' me how all th' people had got soured in his steeple,
+ But for wimmin most of all he'd bitter thoughts;
+ But we got on quite congenial, him a gen'leman--me menial,
+ And I got t' kind of likin' Jim----in spots!
+
+ But he wouldn't stick t' minin'. He was always drunk an' whinin';
+ An' th' boys was glad the day he quit th' camp;
+ Next I see him with th' crowd down at Dawson, an' I 'lowed
+ I never see a bigger, low-down scamp.
+
+ Was he single? Was he marri'd? I dunno', but sure he carried
+ A little bit of locket on his breast,
+ And onct I see him open it--but that was in a dopin' fit----
+ An' I laugh'd t' see Jim's mouth ag'in it pressed!
+
+ But a fella' will act loony when he's full an' feelin' spoony,
+ Howsumever, Jim an' me went differ'nt ways;
+ Me an' th' boys with pans a-washin' cricks on old Bonanza,
+ An' when I met with Jim ag'in 'twas after many days.
+
+ Bad hootch an' rotten food fetched th' scurvy quick an' good,
+ An' tho' I'd made my millions it didn't help me out;
+ I was side-tracked by th' fever, in th' hands of God's Receiver,
+ An' th' sexton he most had me b' th' snout!
+
+ But them dandy little Sisters, them as cooked us with the'r blisters,
+ Made us swaller swill we hated "'cos th' Doctor said 'twas good";
+ One I liked called "Sister Mary"--she was tiny as a Fairy--
+ 'Twas a sin to hide her beauty anunder a black hood.
+
+ Her face, tho' never smilin', had a look that was beguilin';
+ Her blue eyes they would wander far away,
+ Jes' as if her heart was crawlin' to some Voice as was a-callin':
+ "MARY, LITTLE MARY!" night an' day.
+
+ This was my fool-brain a-ravin'; I couldn't be behavin'
+ For th' fever to my guts was eatin' in;
+ But her hand upon th' pillo' was like foam upon th' billo',
+ When she spoke t' us of One who pardon'd sin.
+
+ Lord, how th' fever got 'em! Lord, how th' Doctors fought 'em!
+ How them Sisters stood th' racket night an' day:
+ Talk of Angils? Up in heaven don't believe as you'd find Seven
+ Could beat them a-makin' plasters, or beat 'em on the Pray!
+
+ Well, one mornin' when I waken I see th' next bed taken
+ By a feller, as was ravin' like a loon;
+ Sich a face! All hair an' blotches (th' kind th' fever scotches)----
+ An' I says, says I: "His Nibs'll ketch you soon!"
+
+ If they'd fine-tooth-combed creation f'r my personal elation
+ To rake in a friend an' leave him lyin' there,
+ Why, they couldn't a-done better with a Dawson lawyer's letter,
+ F'r'twas JIM beneath th' blotches an' th' hair!
+
+ He was ravin', he was mutterin'; he was swearin', he was stutterin';
+ Sister Mary trippin' round him like a little drift o' snow,
+ An' she hovered as a dove might with flutterin' wings of white light,
+ So softly that you'd wonder did she come or did she go?
+
+ One night, I wasn't sleepin'--Sister Mary night watch keepin',
+ Jim, weak as a babby, lyin' there upon th' bed,
+ Says: "Sister,--you remind me--of a--Girl--I left behind me"----
+ She gev' a little shiver, sayin': "HSH! THAT--GIRL IS--DEAD!"
+
+ Then I he'erd old Jim a-gaspin'--her han's his han's was claspin',
+ Callin' "MARY, Oh, God, MARY!" eyes a-bulgin' in his head;
+ She was lookin' down at him, but she on'y whisper'd "J--im!"
+ But her face was like the face of some one dead.
+
+ The'r han's was locked a minute--ther' wasn't no wrong in it----
+ They spoke no words, but eyes looked into eyes----
+ Then, without a word of talkin' she went, like one sleep-walkin',
+ An' I he'erd Jim groanin' tur'ble 'twixt his sighs.
+
+ But nex' mornin' little Sister hikes along with a big blister,
+ Jest as dinky an' as smilin' as before;
+ But Jim? he lay there blinkin', I guess HE was a-thinkin'
+ How them little fingers trimbled takin' down his fever score.
+
+ Doc. said old Jim was dyin'. That night I he'erd him sighin',
+ An' he up an' says: "Say, Pard, when I'm--at rest----
+ Will you see this--little locket--goes with me--in the pocket
+ Of the heart that's lyin' broken--in my breast?"
+
+ And if you're no doubtin' Thomas you'll believe I kep' that promise;
+ And the Face inside the locket, HUMAN EYE SHALL NEVER SEE;
+ P'raps it was, or wasn't Sister, her we called "Saint Mustard Blister,"
+ When she pumped th' pills an' quinine int' pore old Jim an' me!
+
+
+
+
+TALE OF THE CHE-CHA-KO
+
+
+ Che-cha-ko arrived from London Town
+ Wearing a sort of superior frown;
+ Registered, "Bellingham-Bolingbroke-Browyne"
+ (Hyphenating himself in the middle).
+ He carried of "boxes" just twenty-four,
+ Voted the country "A beastly boah";
+ Laughed at the "shops," which he roundly swore
+ "Weren't worth a Ta-ra-diddle!"
+
+ He purchased of farm lands some sections six,
+ Said: "With those common fawmahs I shan't mix!"
+ Then he started in with his La-de-dah tricks
+ And built him a "Countwy Seat."
+ Now, a "country seat" in this western land
+ Is top rail of a fence, or a pile of sand,
+ But Che-cha-ko's daily, diurnal demand
+ Was, "The best people I must meet."
+
+ They met him half way, for they cleaned him out,
+ Drank his "extra dry" every ball and rout;
+ His poor working-man neighbour he called "a lout,"
+ And laughed at the "countwy daunce."
+ His amazement was great to learn we "digged wells";
+ Said, "We don't do it around Bow Bells";
+ And, describing the life of the London swells,
+ Sighed: "Pore devils! you haven't a chaunce!"
+
+ He played "Gentleman Fawmah" a year or two,
+ His cash was all spent (his friends went too)
+ And then he wanted to "borrow a few
+ Pounds" from his own hired man.
+ But the rough fellow said, "My London Cock,
+ When you learn to work, quit your bally talk,
+ You'll float your Ship-of-State off th' rock!"
+ (And he winked, did the hired man.)
+
+ He considered the matter, did B. B. Browyne,
+ Quit every reference to "Deah London Town,"
+ And his neighbour, "the Lout," why, he came right down
+ And did what we all expected:
+ Lent B. B. seed-grain for his season's crop;--
+ Said: "Hang on, m' Boy, y'll come out on top."
+ He did. The Che-cha-ko never cried "stop"
+ Till for parliament he was elected!
+
+ So down at Ottawa now he sits
+ Where he spits and smokes, and smokes and spits;
+ In government circles he splendidly fits,
+ And he's known as "Bully Boy Brown"!
+ For he was a man that took his chance----
+ He got right down to his Song-and-Dance----
+ Let out "London Pride" with his workman's lance,
+ Tried the smile instead of the frown.
+
+ For the "Browyne" who would win out in the west
+ Is the Brown with common sense that's blest;
+ Leaves "Grandpa" at home with the Family crest,
+ Puts hand to the plow; and then----
+ Follows the furrow as straight as a die,
+ Stout heart, steady hand, with a watchful eye;
+ He'll come to his own, and I'll tell you why:----
+ The west is calling for MEN!
+
+
+
+
+ST. BONIFACE FIRE BRIGADE
+
+
+ W'en you come wes' from de oder place
+ An' you want sometings for see;
+ Jus' come an' see St. Boniface
+ An' I show you sometings, me:--
+ Dar's de Mission Church dat W'ittier sing----
+ "Turrets twain," wher' de peoples prayed;
+ But dar's sometings we got better still----
+ Da's St. Boniface Fire Brigade!
+
+ Da's a g-rea-t Brigade;--has mans tree, four----
+ Married mans wit be-eg fam-i-lee;
+ Champeau, Dorien, petite Lafleur,
+ An' Jean Perriault (da's ME).
+ Us mans we work like h--ll all day
+ Wit de saw, de hammer an' de spade,
+ But by gar, w'en de fire-bell she goes "ring,"
+ Da's de t'am we don't was 'fraid.
+
+ You hear dat ting 'bout d' beeg oil-house;
+ Tree hundre' bar'ls cotch de fire?
+ De smoke, mon Dieu! wit de flame go hup
+ To de top of de be-eg church-spire;--
+ Lafleur's femme, she take de fit hon de floor----
+ Ma femme, she scre-ee-ch, "Saint Marie!"
+ Hevery one yell--dat place look like he--ll,
+ Ontil Dorien, Champeau, an' ME----
+
+ We fill hup de tank in de Red Rivaire----
+ Sacre! how de mans per--s--pire;
+ De peoples go cra--ss--y; Winnipeg despaire;
+ An' de bells dey ring, "F-i-r-e!--F-i-r-e."
+ W'at you t'ink happens? You nevaire don't guess----
+ Notings like dat happens sence;--
+ De horse runs away--de hose it go burs'----
+ But we save de dog-poun' fence!
+
+ You hear w'at 'appens once in de place?
+ W'en d' King's son he come Wes',
+ All d' womans dress hup, wash d' baby face;
+ An' d' mans put hon he's bes'.
+ Winni-peg bow down t' George d' Prince;--
+ Put d' soldier-mans hon parade;
+ But de Prince, he sick of d' whole dam' show,
+ Hask: "WHER' ST. BONIFACE FIRE BRIGADE?"
+
+ Y--as, an' w'en d' heartquake shake Frisco,
+ "Hend of d' worl'!" some sa-aid;
+ I send telegraff (cos' me tree dollaire),
+ "You like have my Fire Brigade?"
+ Hon d' las' Election, in d' Town-Hall
+ Laurier sp'ik; He sa--aid:--
+ "Gentilhomme! if--you--want--put--dat--bad--Tory--hout,
+ Get St. Boniface Fire BRIGADE!"
+
+
+
+
+"WINDY"
+
+
+ Lady Marmaduke Montague-Marlinford-Dunne
+ Came out to the Yukon in search of her son;
+ Heir to vast estates and to lands long entailed,
+ Handed down by great grandpapa's fist (which was mailed).
+ The young man had mushed in by the lone Chilcoot Pass
+ And was known to the boys as "That titled young Ass."
+
+ For the stuff he wrote home took Belgravian breath:
+ "Dear Monty with savages!"--"mushing!"--"to death"!
+ They were shocked at the mention "pay-dirt"; and "the pan,"
+ They fully explained, was "held by Monty's man!"
+ At St. James, The Carlton, The Ritz, it was told
+ How "Monty owns mountains and canyons of--Gold!"
+
+ Came a lapse in the years and the letters. Despair
+ Seized the hearts in Belgravia--no word from the heir;
+ For the lure of the Northland--the life of the camp,
+ Had Monty the Beau transformed into a--tramp
+ Who had drifted, like jetsam, the breakers among,
+ And had almost forgotten his own mother-tongue.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: PRAY, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MARMADUKE]
+
+ In the year ninety-eight arrived per Dawson stage
+ In December, a lady, a maid, and a page;
+ One clearly of rank. With the air of a queen
+ She stepped up to the desk, asking: "Pray, have you seen
+ Mr. Marmaduke Montague-Marlinford-Dunne?"
+ Adding proudly,--"The gentleman, Sir, is my son."
+
+ The clerk at the desk stared and stammered, then said:--
+ "No gent be that name in this shack has his bed;
+ But mebbe' th' Boys"--Here he calls to a bunch,
+ "Say, has any o' youse seed a kid with a hunch
+ That sounds like--Ma'am, wot was th' name o' y'r son?"
+ She faltered, "Sir! Montague-Marlinford-Dunne!"
+
+ Nobody knew him--worse, nobody cared--
+ But the bar-keep speaks up (while his quid he prepared),
+ "Say, w'ot was th' kid like?"--one stared at the other----
+ "Warn't he a pardner of Billy Bird's brother?
+ An' had he a bench-claim know'd as 'Bloody Jim'?
+ 'Cos if he had ther's a warn't out f'r HIM!"
+
+ "I'll describe him, good sirs," said the lady in tears:
+ "He left home just of age, namely twenty-one-years.
+ His hair, sunny gold, is inclined to up-curl----
+ His complexion is peach-like--he's fair as a girl.
+ He has large, soulful eyes, they are beaming and kind,--
+ A soft, bird-like voice--and an artistic mind.
+
+ "Military in bearing--broad-shouldered and tall;
+ Speaks languages seven--a 'linguist,' you'd call.
+ Paints, sings, rides to hounds; he dresses with care;
+ A de-lightful manner, with most restful air:--
+ Oh! prithee, good gentlemen, find me my son,
+ Whom all London once knew as 'THE DASHING BEAU-DUNNE!'"
+
+ The lady was weeping in 'kerchief of lace
+ And she saw not the smile on the rough miner's face,--
+ Who said: "Ma'am, y' won't find y'r angel up here,--
+ Them pertickler brands--with 'wings'--disappear!
+ But here's 'Windy' comin'--he knows, th' ol' tramp,
+ Every Jack on th' trail, every Jill in th' camp!"
+
+ "Bing-bang!" The door opens and "Windy" appears,
+ A be-whiskered, a pimple-pocked tough to his ears:
+ His jeans all in tatters, his muck-a-lucks worn;
+ His parka was dirty, and mud-splashed and torn.
+ His greeting: "WOW! HAND OUT A HOOTCH! DURN MY GIZZARD
+ IF I WARN'T COTCHED IN A HUNKER CRICK BLIZZARD!"
+
+ The lady turns pale. Then the bar-keep behind
+ Hollers: "Windy, ol' cock! can YOU call t' y'r mind
+ A chump 'round this camp----Ma'am, wot was th' same
+ Double-decker y' called b' th' telescope name?"----
+ But the lady, eyes staring, was shrieking, "MY SON!"
+ Lo! "Windy" be-whiskered was "DASHING BEAU-DUNNE!"
+
+
+
+
+MY SONG
+
+
+ I could not sing unless my song
+ Had in its symphony one broken string;
+ I could not say the thoughts that in me rise
+ Unless my heart had been a broken thing.
+ Why is it that the voice of Song so yields
+ Mute music till the heart hath bled?
+ Why should we find most fair and far-off fields
+ By thorny by-paths led?
+
+ But if this little weakling song of mine
+ Might carry cheer to one, lone, grieving soul,
+ Most gladly would I offer Hope's bright wine
+ And, smiling, drink the lees left in the bowl:
+ For I have in the darkness found some light,--
+ Some sunshine seen in shadowed evening hours,
+ And I have found throughout the lonely night
+ Some perfumed breathings from wild garden bowers.
+
+ And I were ingrate not to send it on,
+ Such echo of what music in me lies,
+ For it may bring to some o'er darkened dawn
+ The brightening glow that comes with morning skies.
+ So, go you, little broken Song,
+ And carry to some heart in bitter pain
+ Only my lute's light laughter. Make thou strong
+ The weak of heart and bid them smile again.
+
+
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