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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Derby Day in the Yukon, by Yukon Bill
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+Title: Derby Day in the Yukon
+ and Other Poems of the "Northland"
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+Author: Yukon Bill
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON***
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+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON AND OTHER POEMS OF THE "NORTHLAND"
+
+
+[Illustration: THE MALAMUTE]
+
+
+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON
+
+and other Poems of the "Northland"
+
+by
+
+YUKON BILL
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Toronto
+The Musson Book Company
+Limited
+
+Copyright, 1910, by
+George H. Doran Co.
+
+
+ So, go you, little broken Song,
+ And carry to some heart in bitter pain
+ Only my lute's light laughter; make thou strong
+ The weak of heart, and bid them smile again!
+
+ THESE RHYMES
+OF THE NORTHLAND ARE AFFECTIONATELY
+ INSCRIBED TO MY PARDS, B. AND B.,
+ WHO HELPED ME TO CARRY MY
+ PACK OVER LIFE'S TRAIL.
+
+ Y. B.
+
+On the Trail, 1910.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ Page
+
+GREETING 11
+
+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON 17
+
+THE MALAMUTE 23
+
+RED-JACKET 29
+
+UP AGAINST IT 35
+
+HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME 39
+
+HEROES 47
+
+LOWER-FLAT ANNALS 53
+
+THE TRAIL 61
+
+THE KING OF THE KLONDIKE 67
+
+GHOSTS 75
+
+AN ANGEL 81
+
+BILLY BIRD'S CELEBRATION 87
+
+INVITATION 93
+
+JIM 97
+
+TALE OF THE CHE-CHA-KO 107
+
+ST. BONIFACE FIRE BRIGADE 113
+
+WINDY 119
+
+MY SONG 127
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+THE MALAMUTE Frontispiece
+
+RED-JACKET, BULLY BOY HE IS facing p. 29
+
+WHEN I MET WITH JIM ALONG THE DAWSON TRAIL 97
+
+PRAY, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MARMADUKE? 121
+
+
+
+
+GREETING
+
+TO ROBERT W. SERVICE
+
+
+
+
+GREETING
+
+
+ Shake, Pard! I'm mighty proud o' you!
+ (I'm know'd as "Yukon Bill");
+ You blazed th' trail an' blazed it true;----
+ Some o' my friends I see y' knew
+ On old Che-cha-ko Hill;
+ But say, old man, y' clean forgot my friend, "Swiftwater Bill!"
+
+ You was a kid in pettic'uts
+ When I went in, a man;
+ Grub-stakin' with two other goats----
+ We sow'd th' last of our wild oats
+ An' th' new, clean life began;
+ We was th' fu'st (an' p'raps th' wu'st) Five Fingers' Rapids ran.
+
+ I staked out Eldorado crick
+ Long 'fore th' world was told
+ Them hills from Hunker to St. Mick
+ Groaned f'r th' drill an' f'r th' pick,
+ The'r bellies achin' GOLD!
+ Where many a night th' moon pale white saw me in blankets rolled.
+
+ At Magnet Gulch I lit my pipe----
+ Got drunk upon Gold Hill;
+ I hoofed it cle'r t' Kokusqum----
+ 'Twas ther' I lost my Siwash chum
+ (She drownded in a spill),
+ An' Love an' Luck together went from pore old Yukon Bill!
+
+ Big Skookum claim might a-bin mine,
+ But fortune ther' I missed;
+ For all I got a-though I sought----
+ I starved an' thirsted, dug an' fought,
+ Was d---- plumbago schist!
+ Ten years of toil, of muck an' spoil; then on th' "Failure list."
+
+ Labarge; th' Canyon; I was there;
+ I clumb th' Glacier mound.
+ I might a-bin a millionaire----
+ God! think of it, and see me--WHERE?
+ A bum on Puget Sound!----
+ At night my roof th' open sky--my pillow th' cold ground.
+
+ Me for th' trail at seventy!
+ I'm longin' f'r th' track:
+ I'll try again--no, I'll not fail----
+ I hear them "Little Voices" wail:
+ "Come back! come back! come back!"
+ O, God! how Mem'ry knifes me now an' puts me on th' rack.
+
+ Yes, yes--I failed! Yes, yes, a drink!
+ An' then my pipe I'll fill.
+ Boy, here's t' you--y'r picter's true
+ Of them old sinners that I knew
+ On old Che-cha-ko Hill;
+ But say, old man, y' overlooked my friend, "Swiftwater Bill!"
+
+
+
+
+DERBY DAY IN THE YUKON
+
+ Talk of England's Derby Race; of Kentucky's blue-grass chase;
+ Epsom Downs an' Frisco "Tanforan" t' boot;
+ I don't say they ain't done well, but I tell y' even h--ll
+ Couldn't match th' Yukon racin' malamoot.
+
+ How them dogs they love th' Race! Y' kin see it in th' face
+ Of th' starvin' scut that hangs aroun' th' claim;
+ F'r he knows, like you an' me, that th' Derby Day'll be
+ Th' big jag day--th' glad rag play, that brings th' Yukon fame.
+
+ It was Fool's Day f'r th' Race; every husky in his place;
+ Wasky's dogs was runnin' Billy Brown of Nome;
+ But at th' Starter's line ranged up Jake Berger's Nine,
+ Ten t' one THEY'D bring th' Derby money home!
+
+ Thousands hit th' trail that night; we was out t' see th' sight;
+ Th' stakes, eleven-thousand-plunks in gold!
+ Th' thermometer on strike--every bench-claim on th' hike----
+ An' them leaders b' th' leash y' couldn't hold.
+
+ Oh, th' run was cruel hard--th' white frost how it scarred
+ As they galloped down th' long, unending trail;
+ The whip cut like th' wind, an' Carey's dog, snow-blind,
+ Joined his howlin' t' th' screeches of th' gale.
+
+ Down where Candle's bonfires glow see th' racin' huskies go,
+ All keen t' win--McCarthy's purp drops dead----
+ He's thrown out upon th' track f'r th' lean an' hungry pack
+ Of grey wolves follerin' th' flyin' sled.
+
+ Two-an'-eighty hours they raced--an' four hunderd-miles they paced,
+ Them dogs never paused f'r frozen fish 'r drink;
+ Hung with icicles of foam, the'r lithe bodies stretched whale-bone,--
+ BUT THEY BROKE THE RECORD MADE BY JIMMIE FINK!
+
+ Cursed, an' kicked, an' whipped ahead, th' dumb brutes, staggerin', bled
+ Where th' whip cut cruel in; but comes th' feast
+ When at Nome t'morrow night there'll be brawl an' drink, an' fight;
+ An' no tellin' which is man an' which is beast.
+
+ Then th' dumb an' winded brute--th' blood-blinded malamoot,
+ All frosted foam is gaspin' upon th' bar-room floor;
+ He, the WINNER OF TH' RACE! in th' glory has no place;
+ He's jes' a slinkin' malamoot when Derby Day is o'er!
+
+
+
+
+THE MALAMUTE
+
+
+ Hi, there! Into your harness of thong!
+ (Whip.) You get into your place;
+ Give him the lash, Bill. Eh? What's wrong?
+ See that look in the mal'mute's face:--
+ Is it devilish cunning o'ermastering pain?
+ Some lost soul reincarnate again,
+ Running Sin's last race.
+
+ Come skulkin' into the camp last June,
+ A leprous, mangy cur;
+ Reasty and rotten--bayed at th' Moon
+ As if you'd a grudge 'gainst her.
+ All fester and soil--corruption and boil;
+ Your evil face like some carved gargoyle,
+ And you refused to stir
+
+ Though I broke th' lash on your back,
+ YOU subjugated me:--
+ You proved the master--I proved the hack,
+ For, plainly I could see
+ You'd been sent back to earth to work out y'r sin,
+ And y' came straight t' me, a larrikin;
+ An' why did you come to me?
+
+ What were you There? Unregenerate thief,
+ A derelict from your birth?
+ Were you a church-going pharisee,
+ That Belial of this earth?
+ Was your lecherous, lutish, animal mind
+ Drawn to me as one of your kind?
+ Your grin betrays your mirth.
+
+ Well, me an' you, Mal'mute, stand chums;
+ We won't each other despise;
+ The camp may call us a couple o' bums
+ But we hold our own assize:
+ We stand for Arbitration straight--
+ An' mebbe' some day, at St. Peter's Gate
+ We'll look in each other's eyes.
+
+ Ah, you leprous devil! you taught me how
+ To fumigate my soul
+ From wanton ways and dicing days,
+ And lush of the flowing bowl:
+ I'm steeped in guilt right up to the hilt,
+ Worshipped in temples of Shame I've built,
+ And Pleasure's been my goal,
+
+ But here with you in th' hinter-world
+ Where there's nothing pure but snow,
+ Some words long dumb t' my lips have come,
+ A prayer that I used to know:--
+ "OUR--FATHER!"--I wonder will HE refute
+ A fellow that learns of a malamute
+ T' take th' kick an' blow?
+
+ Oh, down here below we may go th' pace,
+ Loot, gut, palter, prey, maraud;
+ But here or There comes settling day,
+ For y' can't bamboozle God----
+ He'll send us back, like you, mal'mute,
+ Mangy an' whining--black with hell-soot----
+ Say, Bill, did y' see him nod?
+
+[Illustration: RED JACKET, BULLY BOY HE IS]
+
+
+
+
+RED-JACKET
+
+
+ Where it's eighty below zero, there you'll find the Northland hero,
+ Red-Jacket; bully Boy he is--sure thing he fills the bill!
+ In that trackless waste of snow, where the Northern Lights hang low,
+ He is doing deeds of daring that would make your pulses thrill:--
+
+ AN' WE'LL DRINK T' YOU, RED-JACKET;
+ THE EQUATOR OF YOUR VEST
+ BUNCHES ALL THE PRIDE AN' GLORY
+ OF TH' WILD AN' WOOLLY WEST!
+
+ Red-Jacket does no askin', but he's ready for th' taskin'
+ When they sling him out his orders, with a hunk o' pemmican;
+ An' he'll travel day an' night after Red-man or bad white,
+ An' he'll go through hell-an'-blazes, BUT HE'LL NEVER MISS HIS MAN!
+
+ HE LAUGHS AT DEATH AN' DANGER,
+ FOR TH' CHIN-STRAP ON HIS JAW
+ IS TH' LINK THAT BINDS CREATION:--
+ BRITISH FAIR-PLAY, AN' TH'--LAW!
+
+ The spur hitched to his heel--at his hip th' gleam of steel,--
+ With his belly-band strapped tighter his hunger to forget,
+ He may drop upon th' track BUT YOU BET HE WON'T TURN BACK--
+ For it's duty, Duty, DUTY! That's Red-Jacket's am-u-let!
+
+ AN' IT'S "HI! YOU SKULKIN' HUSKY"!
+ O'ER TH' WINTRY, WIND-SWEPT GROUND,
+ THE DOG HIS LONE COMPANION--
+ AND THE SILENCE THAT IS SOUND!
+
+ Oh, the Arctic wilds are weary, and the Arctic nights are dreary;
+ And Red-Jacket sometimes wonders why he's livin' th' wild life?
+ Then he eyes th' British Flag; says: "GOD BLESS YOU, YOU OLD RAG!
+ It's through courtin' YOU I've neither child nor wife"!
+
+ THEN A SHAMED AN' SILENT TEAR
+ FALLS UPON THE ARCTIC SNOWS;
+ AN' THE ANGUISH OF HIS HEART,
+ GOD--AN' RED-JACKET, KNOWS!
+
+ Now, you folks, don't get hard thinkin' when Red-Jacket starts a-drinkin',
+ An' he busts th' Ten Commandments into five-an'-twenty bits;
+ When he hears th' bugles sound, ain't he fu'st upon th' ground?
+ An' don't his "powders" cure 'em of the'r hell-damnation fits?
+
+ SO WE'LL DRINK T' YOU, RED-JACKET!
+ GOD'S BLESSIN' ON Y'R HEAD;
+ YOU'RE TH' BRITISH CON-STI-TOO-SHUN
+ BOUND IN YELLA' STRIPES, AN' RED!
+
+
+
+
+UP AGAINST IT
+
+
+ When y're up against it, don't get feelin' blue;
+ Somewher' in this world of ours ther's a place f'r you.
+ Y'r jes' a round peg in a squar', y' ain't th' proper fit;
+ Keep turnin', twistin' every way--an' rise a little bit.
+
+ If we'd all we wanted in this whirlin' globe we're on,
+ W'y we'd all begin t' grouch--then begin t' yawn;
+ We'd get dead sick o' summer without a tech o' frost,
+ An' Ex-pe-ri-ence we got t' hev' regardless of th' cost.
+
+ Oh, th' smell o' fightin' powder, that's th' perfume f'r th' nose;
+ Without th' thorn in hidin' who'd care t' pluck th' Rose?
+ An' th' tears that wet y'r pillo' at night when y' go t' bed,
+ They'll wash away y'r troubles--an' y'r sins, tho' ruby red.
+
+ Boy, when y'r up against it, get y'r back agin' a fence
+ An' swing that good ol' we'pon we used t' call "horse sense":
+ Pitch off y'r coat--go at it jes' like a fightin' man;
+ Throw up y'r head--glad y' ain't dead--
+ Then sluice y'r bench--an' pan!
+
+ Say, when y'r up against it, don't get feelin' blue;
+ Ther's room t' spare, ther's plenty air; ain't that enough f'r you?
+ Every bed-rock wash-up ain't all gold t' th' pan,
+ But life CAN'T be a "failure" if y' play th' game a MAN!
+
+
+
+
+HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME
+
+NO, TH' STORY AIN'T NEVER BIN TOLD AFORE, AS I'M TH' ON'Y MAN SEED TH'
+GAME PLAYED ON TH' DANCE-HALL FLOOR. I WAS THER' WHEN THE FUN BEGAN. AN'
+WHAT I SEE I TELL YOU STRAIGHT--TELL IT AS MAN TO MAN.
+
+
+
+
+HOW SLIPPERY PLAYED THE GAME
+
+
+ "Lost ag'in!" yelled Slippery Jim,
+ "Never a mo'sel o' luck in m' life!
+ Yankee, you're on th' velvet agin!"
+ Says Yankee: "Jim, let's play f'r a wife!
+ There's Bonanza Pearl, she's sweet on you;--
+ Fairer 'card' no gambler ever drew!"
+
+ Slippery Jim staked high that night,
+ The game was poker,--rake-in keeps----
+ Yankee Pete hilarious, ready t' fight----
+ Rakin' th' gold-dust up in heaps.
+ Jim's last poke throw'd on th' table, so;
+ "It's my last ounce, boys! Well, let 'er go!"
+
+ He had staked the dance-hall--staked the bar--
+ Then, reckless, staked the "Wonder" mine,
+ Known on Bonanza near an' far
+ As the lucky strike of Eighty-nine.
+ Jim had played it all--an' lost! The sweat
+ Come when he gasps: "It's my last--bet!"
+
+ "You've got Pearl left," grins Yankee Pete,
+ "Don't funk now, Jim: make her th' stake."
+ With a howl of hate Jim was on his feet----
+ But a voice rings out: "THAT BET WE'LL TAKE!"
+ And Bonanza Pearl steps up t' me,
+ "You'll see this game played square!" says she.
+
+ Says Yank. "I stake my all 'gainst th' Girl."
+ (Then I see th' flame le'p in his eyes)
+ "An' if I win you, Bonanza Pearl,
+ Your soul an' body no man denies
+ B'longs t' me!" He stacked his gold,
+ As a groan from Jim his agony told.
+
+ Now, Jim was a MAN. He funked no game;--
+ Says he: "I'll stake blood, bone an' life,
+ But I'll put no woman to th' shame
+ Of bein' played 'a chip' in tin-horn strife!"
+ But Bonanza, she steps up t' him
+ An' she says: "Y' COULDN'T LOSE ME, JIM!"
+
+ "Come," says Bonanza, "Turn up th' pack";
+ She skinned the bunch with a laughin' eye;
+ I gets close up ahind Jim's back
+ Ready t' let th' bullets fly.
+ Th' two men playin' a round 'r so,
+ An' the luck agin' Slippery seem'd t' go.
+
+ "Straight flush o' di'monds--Ace at th' head;"
+ In a whirlwind play Yank takes the pot.
+ Slippery's eyes was now blood-red----
+ His lips crack'd dry--his breath comin' hot;
+ The last deal ended the game, I saw
+ 'Twas Yankee Pete's first play--an' draw.
+
+ Jim's hand? cripes! 'Twas a reg'lar prize;
+ Luck had turned--he had aces t' burn!
+ But he sot there starin' with bloodshot eyes,
+ An' what I saw then gev' ME quite a turn----
+ F'r th' divil's own luck was at his heel,
+ He'd an EXTRA CARD--'twas a clear MISDEAL!
+
+ I let my hand t' th' trigger go----
+ Jim's throat gev' a sickish kind o' laugh;
+ An' he says: "I'm dry as h--ll, so,
+ W'ot d'ye say to a shandy-gaff?
+ An'," says Jim, "I'll hev' a bite t' eat;
+ Pearl, fetch me a sangwich o' bread an' meat"!
+
+ I felt like shootin' that gol-durn Jim,
+ Losin' th' game with a stake like that;
+ Wanted t' up an' lambaste him
+ Chawin' of meat like a hungry cat:
+ When, all at onct, sort o' swallerin' hard,
+ I PERCEIVES JIM EATIN' THAT EXTRA CARD!
+
+ "Locoed!" yelled Yankee, quittin' th' game,
+ Handin' over th' stakes. But Slippery Jim
+ Hunchin' up of his powerful frame
+ Giv' a kind of a grin o' hate at him.
+ "D----n y'r gold!" he says, "Slippery Jim to-night
+ Will begin t' live like a man born white!"
+
+ Now, perhaps you'd say the game warn't square----
+ An' some might call it a bunko trick;
+ But if you loved a ga'l an' she stood there,
+ Wouldn't y' swap souls with old Nick
+ Rather'n let her go t' Yankee Pete
+ An' play her game on Bonanza street?
+
+NO, TH' STORY AIN'T NEVER BIN TOLD AFORE. I SAW IT FINISHED--SAW IT
+BEGAN. SAW IT PLAY'D OUT ON TH' DANCE-HALL FLOOR. IT'S BETWIXT US, MAN
+T' MAN!
+
+
+
+
+HEROES
+
+
+ If ye run up ag'in Carnegie, I'd kind o' thankful be
+ If he gets a-talkin' of heroes, you'd ring in Sandy McPhee.
+
+ Now, Mac don't want no medals--he ain't th' braggin' set;
+ But what he done back in eighty-one, he's livin' t' tell; you bet!
+
+ We was trekin' th' trail t' Forty-Mile; sleepin' in snow-b'ilt caves,
+ An' the great White Trail we hoofed it on was milestoned jest by graves.
+
+ Mac shot on ahead with his dog--itchin' t' make his pile;
+ Carried his grub-stake on his back. Got there? I should smile!
+
+ But th' blizzard struck him; th'r he was, him an' his dog alone----
+ A week passed by--then his grub give out; but he never made no moan.
+
+ His husky died an' he e't his guts; tho't his brain 'ud go----
+ Then he 'member'd his wife an' kids at home. Who'd hoe their row?
+
+ Both feet fruz cle'r int' th' bone! Says he "Fac's is fac's";--
+ Gangrene sot in--black t' th' knees. Then he ups an' eyes his axe:--
+
+ "I ain't," says he, "no great M.D., but I kinder calcalate
+ To meet this here e-mergency as was sent b' a unkind Fate."
+
+ So he humped hisself up ag'in a rock in a little bunch o' trees,
+ A couple o' hacks with that there axe, an' off went his laigs at
+ th' knees!
+
+ And he stumped it int' Forty-Mile! What's that? It ain't true?
+ It's hard t' b'leeve, I kin onderstand, b' a white-livered skunk
+ like YOU!
+
+ But, if old Skibo is huntin' a hero, ther's somethin' in my mind
+ Says that, if he don't see McPhee, HE MUST BE GOL-DURN'D BLIND!
+
+
+
+
+LOWER-FLAT ANNALS
+
+
+ When we lived in Lower-Flat us folks know'd where we was at;
+ But them Eastern folks come, puttin' on great style:
+ Us Old-Timers, we all said we was better we was dead,
+ F'r th' way they talked an' acted, raised our bile.
+
+ They interduced new dances--thing-a-me-bobs called--"Lance's"----
+ Where they traipsed up an' down upon th' floor,
+ A-bowin' and a'scrapin' (lords an' ladies they was apin'),
+ Th' Red River Jig? 'Twa'n't never danced no more!
+
+ Sniffed at bannock--sniffed at bacon; then, dried apples, they was taken;
+ An' that good old dish "plum-duff" went out th' door;
+ Then "part singin'" in th' church--"A Choir" up in a perch----
+ And a "Tenner" frum th' city. Say, y' should a-heard HIM roar!
+
+ Then the pretty little crea'cher, boardin' 'round, th' country Teacher;
+ (Her we fought about f'r dances in th' barn)
+ SHE went out o' date; a "perfesser" come t' prate
+ About ologies an' colleges; things childern COULDN'T larn.
+
+ Then they started "makin' calls," ketched Pa in his over-alls;
+ But he met 'em with a "How'dy!" at th' door;
+ The place was in a clutter--Ma, she was churnin' butter,
+ An' Pa fetch'd 'em in th' kitchen, an' they didn't "call" no more.
+
+ That was Mrs. Mumble-Mumps. Say, she DID put on humps;
+ Took her daughter Gwendolina t' furrin lan's,
+ An' they say paid out shin-plasters t' one o' them Old Masters
+ F'r t' make a bust of Gwendolina's hands!
+
+ Gone was th' good old days, and gone th' good old ways
+ When an invitation meant th' fambly all;
+ When th' little an' th' big would crowd into th' rig,
+ An' th' fiddle livened up th' Chris'mus Ball.
+
+ It was "Welkim, welkim, Boys!" Lots of laughin', lots of noise;
+ With the babies piled like cordwood on th' floor;
+ Boys an' girls all dancin'--old folks too got prancin'----
+ An' th' supper? Say, we'd eat ontil we couldn't hold no more.
+
+ But them Eastern folks fetched "Style"; changed all that in a while;
+ Printed tickets told th' folks they was "to-home";
+ Served the supper frum "a buffey," an' they acted kind o' huffy
+ When our childern round the parler used t' roam.
+
+ House was full of bricky-brack; china tea-pot with a crack,--
+ An' they sort o' boasted of it; set it out t' common view;
+ Talked about the'r "Fambly Tree"--good land! why, they know'd that we
+ Had ninety acres of 'em--scrub-oak bluff--an' poplars too!
+
+ Then Miss Mary Ellen Jones (her that come from Pile-o'-Bones)
+ Lived in nothin' but a mud-shack all her life,
+ She got puttin' on some airs, an' her nose jes' said, "Who cares?"
+ And th' District Member picked HER f'r a wife.
+
+ She did cut a silly caper: had her envelopes an' paper
+ Painted with a little brand in blue sot up on top;
+ When th' Flat laugh'd, I'll be blest! she said, "It's Poppa's crest"!
+ Well! Providence, that year, hailed out their crop.
+
+ But Mary Ellen's fall come when they gave th' weddin'-ball;
+ Invited all th' stylish folks--gave us th' glassy eye;
+ But says Pa, "Th' next election we'll bust th' damn connection,
+ F'r th' District Member goes out on th' fly!"
+
+ He he'er'd that. He wanted votes. So them stylish printed notes
+ Come trailin' in t' us who'd been rejected;
+ But Mary Ellen said (underlined in ink bright red),
+ "PLEASE UNDERSTAND NO CHILDREN IS EXPECTED"!
+
+ That joke went far an' wide, us folks laugh'd ontil we cried;
+ But Retribution it was on th' District Member's shins,
+ F'r that sassy little bride who behaved so very snide,
+ Inside a year perduced a pair of TWINS!
+
+ Since that time we get on better. Mary Ellen wrote a letter
+ T' th' weekly paper, statin' "District Member liked our ways";
+ Yes, Lower Flat's grow'd quite a place, runnin' other towns a race;
+ But ther' ain't th' fun we had them good old days!
+
+
+
+
+THE TRAIL
+
+
+ It measures the boundless distance,
+ Led by wild ways that run
+ Hither and thither in chase of the Winds
+ That worship the Northern Sun:
+ The Trail! which, never ending, was never yet begun.
+
+ In the dip of the far horizon
+ Trembles the Morning Star;
+ To the heights of the fathomless ether
+ Nor lock, nor bolt, nor bar;
+ The Trail! God's finger beckoning to the new Home afar.
+
+ No sound in that void of Silence
+ Save call of bird to its mate,
+ Or cry of the lone coyote
+ At the bars of hunger's gate;
+ And the heart is drawn by the wond'rous dawn, or some mysterious Fate.
+
+ The Trail hath a storied splendor:
+ Tepee and Indian Mound;
+ Where the glory of God is chanted
+ By no sacrilegious sound;
+ Where the dumb brute bays HIS praise through Nights profound!
+
+ Here the haunts of men are bounden
+ By the links of Custom's chain;
+ There you find embosomed freedom
+ In the heart's exquisite pain,
+ And thereafter will be heard the cry, "O, give me the wilds again!"
+
+ The Trail hath no languorous longing;
+ It leads to no Lotus land;
+ On its way dead Hopes come thronging
+ To take you by the hand;
+ He who treads the Trail undaunted, thereafter shall command!
+
+
+
+
+THE KING OF THE KLONDIKE
+
+
+ We called him the King of the Klondike; but
+ He really was "Mac."
+ He walked int' Dawson in tatters an' rags,
+ His frozen feet tied in a pair of ol' bags,
+ An' perceeded t' go on a couple of jags;
+ Pack on his back.
+
+ He worked empty-bellied f'r many a day,
+ Pore old Mac!
+ Stuck tight t' his diggin as if it was play;
+ With a good game of poker 'till daylight he'd stay----
+ An' a gun he could han'le. I also might say
+ He would crack
+
+ A fine joke. But he never was known
+ Wasn't Mac.
+ T' refuse man 'r dog a crust 'r a bone.
+ He kep' t' hisself; perferred livin' alone----
+ An' ther' was a sort o' respectable tone
+ 'Bout his shack.
+
+ He said of them "girls" that defied Law an' ban,
+ (Humpin' his back):
+ "Pore kids! fetched low b' some skunk of a man----
+ Boys, give 'em a hand-up wheniver y' can;"
+ (On the'r 'count Soapy Smith out of Dawson he ran
+ With Black Jack!)
+
+ He lived like a prince and he spent like a king,
+ Did old Mac.
+ Whatever he said 'r he did had th' ring
+ Of pure gold; but one day in th' spring
+ Struck a vein in th' rock that made us all sing,
+ "'Rah f'r Mac!"
+
+ But th' fortin' he made was th' fortin' he spent
+ In a crack.
+ Paid all he owed t' th' very las' cent----
+ Then, off on a h---- of a spree we all went----
+ An' th' gold? why, he wasted it, gev' it an' lent
+ B' th' sack.
+
+ Nex' mornin' he woke up as pore as a mouse,
+ Boozer Mac.
+ Another chap, who had th' heart of a louse,
+ Would a-blow'd off his head 'r burnt down th' house,
+ 'R int' th' river a-taken a souse,
+ Things goin' slack.
+
+ But he stuck t' th' diggin' like hound t' th' trail,
+ Worn ol' Mac.
+ Jes' like an ol' farmer a-swingin' his flail,
+ Jes' like ol' Abe Linco'n a-splittin' his rail;
+ D'ye think a MAN like him c'd ever spell f-a-i-l,
+ 'R fall back?
+
+ No, Sir! He worked till he struck a new vein,
+ Brave ol' Mac!
+ This time he held tight th' "millionaire" rein;
+ Swore as he'd never be foolish again;
+ Then he got drunk. I tell it with pain,--
+ Scooted back
+
+ East. An' I read in them Papers one day,
+ Klondike Mac
+ Had gone t' them "diggin's" anunder th' clay;
+ An' he was a pauper ag'in! Talk of Play----
+ "Life's jes' a stage!" as Spokshare mought say;
+ That's a fac'!
+
+ Most of 'em Kings as I've heer'd on went bust,
+ Jes' like Mac.
+ None of 'em carries the'r crowns int' dust;--
+ They sport 'roun' a while, but die they all must;--
+ An' I don't know as one of th' king-bunch I'd trust,
+ Lookin' back,
+
+ Like th' King of th' Klon! Him we knew
+ As ol' Mac.
+ Rulers like him y'll find ther's d----n few;
+ Ther's lots of 'em sportin' a Crown ain't true blue.
+ But Mac? he was royal--a King through an' through,
+ An' no "Jack"!
+
+ Up No'th they'll 'member him an' things he done
+ Way back.
+ We won't give his Crown t' no Son-of-a-gun;
+ Ther's no entail on Kings t'other side of th' sun,
+ An' pre-ce-dence ther' will go, ten t' one,
+ T' King Mac!
+
+
+
+
+GHOSTS
+
+
+ Deep lies the snow on the white, white plain,
+ And frosted the fretwork on window-pane.
+
+ The Storm King has laid his icy clasp
+ On th' lock o' th' Year: 'tis an iron hasp.
+
+ The camp fire gleams, and its ruddy glow
+ Throws shadows quaint on the drifting snow;
+
+ My heart leaps up, for I see a form
+ That makes the blood in my veins run warm:
+
+ A woman is standing beside my bed,
+ And these are the words, I swear, she said:--
+
+ "YOU MAY WANDER AFAR; BUT, GO WHERE YOU WILL,
+ THE GHOSTS OF THE PAST WILL FOLLOW YOU STILL!"
+
+ Another comes--a girl-face, worn,
+ And of every good resolution shorn,--
+
+ She utters no word; but her eyes of blue
+ Are burning, piercing me through and through!
+
+ Yet another comes and takes Her place----
+ I close my eyes lest I see HER face----
+
+ For the flush of youth on the girlish brow
+ Is lost in the wanton woman now--
+
+ And I was to blame! God, let me forget!
+ And I wipe away the beads of sweat
+
+ That lie on my brow like blood-red rain----
+ And I try to pray--but words are vain;--
+
+ For I know that the ghosts of my sins are here
+ To mock me at this, the end o' th' Year!
+
+
+
+
+AN ANGEL
+
+
+ Th' angils ain't all up in Heaven.
+ Not by a long shot. Say,
+ Ther's angils a-livin' an' breathin'
+ Right here in th' camp to-day.
+ An' th' crown of one, I kin tell ye
+ Is on'y a tangle of hair,
+ But the halo that lingers around it
+ Is brighter than any up There.
+ One of her laigs goes a-limpin',
+ Her langwige ain't grammar of books,
+ An' she ain't airned th' title "A Angil"
+ Along of her beauty of looks;
+ 'Nless y' saw her as I did----
+ 'Nless y' saw her, like me,
+ Le'p int' hell-flame f'r t' rescue
+ Th' baby of drunken Magee.
+
+ Magee in th' cellar was hootchin';
+ Th' gal was a-sloppin' at chores,
+ Washin' bottles an' kegs f'r th' bar-man,
+ Slingin' cocktails ahind th' baize-doors.
+ Of a suddent a wild cry of "F-i-r-e," come
+ With a lick o' th' flame, left an' right;
+ The boozers they scooted f'r safety
+ An' th' baby was left in th' fright.
+ One wild cry above th' fierce cracklin'----
+ A yell of despair in the din:
+ "My BABY! O, GOD, SEND AN ANGEL!"
+ He did. And the Angel went in
+ While us men stood a-shakin' an' shame-faced;
+ The manhood in us not quite dead----
+ We was drunk--dazed with horror an' whisky
+ 'R we'd foller'd th' gal where she led
+ Into that hell-gate of red flame----
+ Int' th' whirl of th' fire;
+ And we all held our bre'th, knowin' well it was death
+ Come a-nigher an' nigher.
+
+ But no! What we all saw a-comin'
+ Was th' Angil of Life:--at her breast
+ That damn kid of Magee's snug an' snorin',
+ As if in th' cradle at rest.
+ But th' gal? Her face out of resemblance
+ T' anythin' human, you'd say,
+ She come staggerin', gaspin' an' blinded----
+ (Us men turned our faces away);
+ Then, "Lame Mary!" we busted a-shoutin',
+ Goin' mad f'r a minit with joy;
+ Magee, he was dancin' a hornpipe
+ An' his Missis was huggin' th' Boy.
+ But the gal as I christen'd "A Angil"
+ We was shoutin' her name somethin' wild----
+ Swings 'roun' on her game foot,
+ Says: "Shet up, y' galoot,
+ An' don't be f'r wakin' th' child!"
+
+ You bet she was game, was th' Angil:----
+ Tho' she wasn't f'r playin' no harps,
+ Sittin' on a damp cloud a-slingin' th' crowd,
+ A-thumpin' th' flats an' th' sharps;
+
+ SHE WAS STRAIGHT ON HER JOB, was th' angil;
+ Wantin' nothin' down here but her share;
+ An' my biler 'ud bust if I thought any "Trust"
+ Side-tracked my Angil up--There!
+
+
+
+
+BILLY BIRD'S CELEBRATION
+
+
+ Billy Bird was know'd as a bar-room bum;
+ Be'n a trader out on th' plains;
+ Be'n a timber rafter, a fourth-ward grafter,
+ Hadn't no conshunce, hadn't no brains;
+ But was well perserv'd in Rum.
+
+ He hailed frum Mi-sou-ri 'r Michi-gan;
+ Was cook in a lumber camp;
+ Run a Wild West show, then turn'd hobo,
+ Was an all-roun' fu'st class tramp;--
+ 'N y' couldn't call him a "man."
+
+ He'd b'en kicked an' cussed like a mongrel pup,
+ An' a cock-fight was his creed;
+ An' eye out o' joint was another bad point,
+ But with th' one left he see'd
+ Far enough t' hit th' cup!
+
+ He'd th' wanderin' itch in his lazy heels
+ (With th' luck that comes t' sich);
+ F'r one day, dead drunk, that mis'ble skunk
+ Struck a vein that made him rich.
+ Y' sh'd hear Billy Bird's squeals:--
+
+ "I'm richer'n Creesus!" (this he howled);
+ "I've th' biggest strike aroun';
+ I'm a reg'lar gent!" (Here his bre'th was spent
+ An' he tumbles upon th' groun');
+ B' his luck Billy Bird got fouled.
+
+ Clumb up on a kag t' make a speech.
+ Says he: "I'm th' Turrible Turk!
+ I'm a millionaire, an' I'll curl th' hair
+ Of th' man says I need work!
+ Me? I'm a rainbow out of reach!
+
+ "I'm off t' Noo York t' get int' th' swirl;
+ Tip them waiters ten-dollar bills;
+ I'm a millionaire! Don't I wear th' air
+ That goes with th' pace that kills?
+ An' I'm goin' t' pick my Girl!
+
+ "I'll buy her di'mon's t' blaze her front,
+ An' th' best champagne we'll spill;
+ An' I'll murder th' man as says what he can
+ See I ain't no gent! Me, Bill!
+ An' I tell y' that's MY stunt!
+
+ "I'll buy a floor in th' big ho-tel;
+ I'll dazzle th' chamber-maids;
+ Fifth Avenoo style in my auto-mo-bile
+ I'll speed her up with my jades;
+ I'll show 'em a Yukon swell!
+
+ "I'll dine on snakes fried in burnin' oil,
+ An' dance till th' cows come home;
+ As an aftermath take a champagne bath
+ An' shampoo with a curry-comb;
+ All done up accordin' t' Hoyle.
+
+ "Then I'll hike t' bed with a great, big, head,--
+ Yellin': 'CALL WHEN THE CLOCK HITS FOUR!'
+ An' I'll wait with a grin till th' 'call' comes in,
+ An' Brass Buttons knocks at th' door,
+ An' he thinks I'm sleepin' dead!
+
+ "Brass buttons 'tap, tap, tap' on th' door:--
+ 'Millionaire, it is four A. M.!'
+ An' I'll bust that door with a Yukon roar:
+ Howlin: 'Say! d'ye know WHO I AM?'
+ An' I'll rouse 'em on every floor!
+
+ "W'en th' house comes runnin' up I'll yell:--
+ 'WOW! I'm a millionaire!
+ I DON'T HEV' T' GET UP, y' blankety Pup!'
+ An' the'r eyes stickin' out 'll stare,
+ While I send 'em plumb t' h----ll!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ P. S.--BILLY BIRD, MILLIONAIRE, REACHED WINNIPEG,
+ WHERE PEROXIDE BLONDES PULLED BILLY BIRD'S LEG.
+ YOU'LL FIND HIM TO-DAY IN A YUKON S'LOON
+ SLUSHIN' BEER TO TH' SAME OLD PLAYED-OUT TUNE:--
+ "O! THEM GURLS THEY PULLED MY LAIG!"
+
+
+
+
+INVITATION
+
+
+ I bring you a prairie greeting
+ Crested with sunlight sheen,
+ A picture of mountains rising
+ To snow-capped heights of green;
+ A call from the happy home-land
+ Where human hearts beat warm,
+ Where western corn-fields beckon
+ And shelter from life's storm.
+
+ London, thy heart of riches
+ Hath the pulse-beat of unrest,
+ Where the many know no shelter,
+ Where the babe weeps at the breast
+ All bared to the winter shiver,
+ Where the hearth-fire, cold and dead,
+ Is darkened by the shadow
+ And Shapes of the underfed.
+
+ Oh, the hopeless, heavy-burdened
+ Bearers of woe and pain,--
+ Mere human stones in the highway
+ Of London's greed and gain.
+ There weeps the child whom sadness
+ And want have made their own;
+ There weeps the old, whom gladness
+ Is a stranger, and unknown.
+
+ Oh, come to the land of Plenty
+ Where the gates swing open, wide;
+ Where all mankind stand equal----
+ Where toil is a boast--a pride:
+ Where the silken palm clasps the horny hand
+ When the long day's work is done,
+ Where new life is born in the growing corn
+ In the land of the Setting Sun.
+
+NOTE.--Written in January, 1907, after seeing 700 men and women fed by
+Charity on the Thames embankment as "Big Ben" struck ONE A. M.
+
+
+
+
+JIM
+
+[Illustration: WHEN I MET WITH JIM ALONG THE DAWSON TRAIL]
+
+
+
+
+JIM
+
+
+ 'Twas th' days of th' stampede--I was of th' hobo breed----
+ When I met with Jim along th' Dawson trail;
+ F'r Bonanza I was strikin'; an' Jim? well, he was hikin'
+ Along th' road t' Anywhere--Jerusalam or jail.
+
+ Seemed t' me how all th' people had got soured in his steeple,
+ But for wimmin most of all he'd bitter thoughts;
+ But we got on quite congenial, him a gen'leman--me menial,
+ And I got t' kind of likin' Jim----in spots!
+
+ But he wouldn't stick t' minin'. He was always drunk an' whinin';
+ An' th' boys was glad the day he quit th' camp;
+ Next I see him with th' crowd down at Dawson, an' I 'lowed
+ I never see a bigger, low-down scamp.
+
+ Was he single? Was he marri'd? I dunno', but sure he carried
+ A little bit of locket on his breast,
+ And onct I see him open it--but that was in a dopin' fit----
+ An' I laugh'd t' see Jim's mouth ag'in it pressed!
+
+ But a fella' will act loony when he's full an' feelin' spoony,
+ Howsumever, Jim an' me went differ'nt ways;
+ Me an' th' boys with pans a-washin' cricks on old Bonanza,
+ An' when I met with Jim ag'in 'twas after many days.
+
+ Bad hootch an' rotten food fetched th' scurvy quick an' good,
+ An' tho' I'd made my millions it didn't help me out;
+ I was side-tracked by th' fever, in th' hands of God's Receiver,
+ An' th' sexton he most had me b' th' snout!
+
+ But them dandy little Sisters, them as cooked us with the'r blisters,
+ Made us swaller swill we hated "'cos th' Doctor said 'twas good";
+ One I liked called "Sister Mary"--she was tiny as a Fairy--
+ 'Twas a sin to hide her beauty anunder a black hood.
+
+ Her face, tho' never smilin', had a look that was beguilin';
+ Her blue eyes they would wander far away,
+ Jes' as if her heart was crawlin' to some Voice as was a-callin':
+ "MARY, LITTLE MARY!" night an' day.
+
+ This was my fool-brain a-ravin'; I couldn't be behavin'
+ For th' fever to my guts was eatin' in;
+ But her hand upon th' pillo' was like foam upon th' billo',
+ When she spoke t' us of One who pardon'd sin.
+
+ Lord, how th' fever got 'em! Lord, how th' Doctors fought 'em!
+ How them Sisters stood th' racket night an' day:
+ Talk of Angils? Up in heaven don't believe as you'd find Seven
+ Could beat them a-makin' plasters, or beat 'em on the Pray!
+
+ Well, one mornin' when I waken I see th' next bed taken
+ By a feller, as was ravin' like a loon;
+ Sich a face! All hair an' blotches (th' kind th' fever scotches)----
+ An' I says, says I: "His Nibs'll ketch you soon!"
+
+ If they'd fine-tooth-combed creation f'r my personal elation
+ To rake in a friend an' leave him lyin' there,
+ Why, they couldn't a-done better with a Dawson lawyer's letter,
+ F'r'twas JIM beneath th' blotches an' th' hair!
+
+ He was ravin', he was mutterin'; he was swearin', he was stutterin';
+ Sister Mary trippin' round him like a little drift o' snow,
+ An' she hovered as a dove might with flutterin' wings of white light,
+ So softly that you'd wonder did she come or did she go?
+
+ One night, I wasn't sleepin'--Sister Mary night watch keepin',
+ Jim, weak as a babby, lyin' there upon th' bed,
+ Says: "Sister,--you remind me--of a--Girl--I left behind me"----
+ She gev' a little shiver, sayin': "HSH! THAT--GIRL IS--DEAD!"
+
+ Then I he'erd old Jim a-gaspin'--her han's his han's was claspin',
+ Callin' "MARY, Oh, God, MARY!" eyes a-bulgin' in his head;
+ She was lookin' down at him, but she on'y whisper'd "J--im!"
+ But her face was like the face of some one dead.
+
+ The'r han's was locked a minute--ther' wasn't no wrong in it----
+ They spoke no words, but eyes looked into eyes----
+ Then, without a word of talkin' she went, like one sleep-walkin',
+ An' I he'erd Jim groanin' tur'ble 'twixt his sighs.
+
+ But nex' mornin' little Sister hikes along with a big blister,
+ Jest as dinky an' as smilin' as before;
+ But Jim? he lay there blinkin', I guess HE was a-thinkin'
+ How them little fingers trimbled takin' down his fever score.
+
+ Doc. said old Jim was dyin'. That night I he'erd him sighin',
+ An' he up an' says: "Say, Pard, when I'm--at rest----
+ Will you see this--little locket--goes with me--in the pocket
+ Of the heart that's lyin' broken--in my breast?"
+
+ And if you're no doubtin' Thomas you'll believe I kep' that promise;
+ And the Face inside the locket, HUMAN EYE SHALL NEVER SEE;
+ P'raps it was, or wasn't Sister, her we called "Saint Mustard Blister,"
+ When she pumped th' pills an' quinine int' pore old Jim an' me!
+
+
+
+
+TALE OF THE CHE-CHA-KO
+
+
+ Che-cha-ko arrived from London Town
+ Wearing a sort of superior frown;
+ Registered, "Bellingham-Bolingbroke-Browyne"
+ (Hyphenating himself in the middle).
+ He carried of "boxes" just twenty-four,
+ Voted the country "A beastly boah";
+ Laughed at the "shops," which he roundly swore
+ "Weren't worth a Ta-ra-diddle!"
+
+ He purchased of farm lands some sections six,
+ Said: "With those common fawmahs I shan't mix!"
+ Then he started in with his La-de-dah tricks
+ And built him a "Countwy Seat."
+ Now, a "country seat" in this western land
+ Is top rail of a fence, or a pile of sand,
+ But Che-cha-ko's daily, diurnal demand
+ Was, "The best people I must meet."
+
+ They met him half way, for they cleaned him out,
+ Drank his "extra dry" every ball and rout;
+ His poor working-man neighbour he called "a lout,"
+ And laughed at the "countwy daunce."
+ His amazement was great to learn we "digged wells";
+ Said, "We don't do it around Bow Bells";
+ And, describing the life of the London swells,
+ Sighed: "Pore devils! you haven't a chaunce!"
+
+ He played "Gentleman Fawmah" a year or two,
+ His cash was all spent (his friends went too)
+ And then he wanted to "borrow a few
+ Pounds" from his own hired man.
+ But the rough fellow said, "My London Cock,
+ When you learn to work, quit your bally talk,
+ You'll float your Ship-of-State off th' rock!"
+ (And he winked, did the hired man.)
+
+ He considered the matter, did B. B. Browyne,
+ Quit every reference to "Deah London Town,"
+ And his neighbour, "the Lout," why, he came right down
+ And did what we all expected:
+ Lent B. B. seed-grain for his season's crop;--
+ Said: "Hang on, m' Boy, y'll come out on top."
+ He did. The Che-cha-ko never cried "stop"
+ Till for parliament he was elected!
+
+ So down at Ottawa now he sits
+ Where he spits and smokes, and smokes and spits;
+ In government circles he splendidly fits,
+ And he's known as "Bully Boy Brown"!
+ For he was a man that took his chance----
+ He got right down to his Song-and-Dance----
+ Let out "London Pride" with his workman's lance,
+ Tried the smile instead of the frown.
+
+ For the "Browyne" who would win out in the west
+ Is the Brown with common sense that's blest;
+ Leaves "Grandpa" at home with the Family crest,
+ Puts hand to the plow; and then----
+ Follows the furrow as straight as a die,
+ Stout heart, steady hand, with a watchful eye;
+ He'll come to his own, and I'll tell you why:----
+ The west is calling for MEN!
+
+
+
+
+ST. BONIFACE FIRE BRIGADE
+
+
+ W'en you come wes' from de oder place
+ An' you want sometings for see;
+ Jus' come an' see St. Boniface
+ An' I show you sometings, me:--
+ Dar's de Mission Church dat W'ittier sing----
+ "Turrets twain," wher' de peoples prayed;
+ But dar's sometings we got better still----
+ Da's St. Boniface Fire Brigade!
+
+ Da's a g-rea-t Brigade;--has mans tree, four----
+ Married mans wit be-eg fam-i-lee;
+ Champeau, Dorien, petite Lafleur,
+ An' Jean Perriault (da's ME).
+ Us mans we work like h--ll all day
+ Wit de saw, de hammer an' de spade,
+ But by gar, w'en de fire-bell she goes "ring,"
+ Da's de t'am we don't was 'fraid.
+
+ You hear dat ting 'bout d' beeg oil-house;
+ Tree hundre' bar'ls cotch de fire?
+ De smoke, mon Dieu! wit de flame go hup
+ To de top of de be-eg church-spire;--
+ Lafleur's femme, she take de fit hon de floor----
+ Ma femme, she scre-ee-ch, "Saint Marie!"
+ Hevery one yell--dat place look like he--ll,
+ Ontil Dorien, Champeau, an' ME----
+
+ We fill hup de tank in de Red Rivaire----
+ Sacre! how de mans per--s--pire;
+ De peoples go cra--ss--y; Winnipeg despaire;
+ An' de bells dey ring, "F-i-r-e!--F-i-r-e."
+ W'at you t'ink happens? You nevaire don't guess----
+ Notings like dat happens sence;--
+ De horse runs away--de hose it go burs'----
+ But we save de dog-poun' fence!
+
+ You hear w'at 'appens once in de place?
+ W'en d' King's son he come Wes',
+ All d' womans dress hup, wash d' baby face;
+ An' d' mans put hon he's bes'.
+ Winni-peg bow down t' George d' Prince;--
+ Put d' soldier-mans hon parade;
+ But de Prince, he sick of d' whole dam' show,
+ Hask: "WHER' ST. BONIFACE FIRE BRIGADE?"
+
+ Y--as, an' w'en d' heartquake shake Frisco,
+ "Hend of d' worl'!" some sa-aid;
+ I send telegraff (cos' me tree dollaire),
+ "You like have my Fire Brigade?"
+ Hon d' las' Election, in d' Town-Hall
+ Laurier sp'ik; He sa--aid:--
+ "Gentilhomme! if--you--want--put--dat--bad--Tory--hout,
+ Get St. Boniface Fire BRIGADE!"
+
+
+
+
+"WINDY"
+
+
+ Lady Marmaduke Montague-Marlinford-Dunne
+ Came out to the Yukon in search of her son;
+ Heir to vast estates and to lands long entailed,
+ Handed down by great grandpapa's fist (which was mailed).
+ The young man had mushed in by the lone Chilcoot Pass
+ And was known to the boys as "That titled young Ass."
+
+ For the stuff he wrote home took Belgravian breath:
+ "Dear Monty with savages!"--"mushing!"--"to death"!
+ They were shocked at the mention "pay-dirt"; and "the pan,"
+ They fully explained, was "held by Monty's man!"
+ At St. James, The Carlton, The Ritz, it was told
+ How "Monty owns mountains and canyons of--Gold!"
+
+ Came a lapse in the years and the letters. Despair
+ Seized the hearts in Belgravia--no word from the heir;
+ For the lure of the Northland--the life of the camp,
+ Had Monty the Beau transformed into a--tramp
+ Who had drifted, like jetsam, the breakers among,
+ And had almost forgotten his own mother-tongue.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: PRAY, SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MARMADUKE]
+
+ In the year ninety-eight arrived per Dawson stage
+ In December, a lady, a maid, and a page;
+ One clearly of rank. With the air of a queen
+ She stepped up to the desk, asking: "Pray, have you seen
+ Mr. Marmaduke Montague-Marlinford-Dunne?"
+ Adding proudly,--"The gentleman, Sir, is my son."
+
+ The clerk at the desk stared and stammered, then said:--
+ "No gent be that name in this shack has his bed;
+ But mebbe' th' Boys"--Here he calls to a bunch,
+ "Say, has any o' youse seed a kid with a hunch
+ That sounds like--Ma'am, wot was th' name o' y'r son?"
+ She faltered, "Sir! Montague-Marlinford-Dunne!"
+
+ Nobody knew him--worse, nobody cared--
+ But the bar-keep speaks up (while his quid he prepared),
+ "Say, w'ot was th' kid like?"--one stared at the other----
+ "Warn't he a pardner of Billy Bird's brother?
+ An' had he a bench-claim know'd as 'Bloody Jim'?
+ 'Cos if he had ther's a warn't out f'r HIM!"
+
+ "I'll describe him, good sirs," said the lady in tears:
+ "He left home just of age, namely twenty-one-years.
+ His hair, sunny gold, is inclined to up-curl----
+ His complexion is peach-like--he's fair as a girl.
+ He has large, soulful eyes, they are beaming and kind,--
+ A soft, bird-like voice--and an artistic mind.
+
+ "Military in bearing--broad-shouldered and tall;
+ Speaks languages seven--a 'linguist,' you'd call.
+ Paints, sings, rides to hounds; he dresses with care;
+ A de-lightful manner, with most restful air:--
+ Oh! prithee, good gentlemen, find me my son,
+ Whom all London once knew as 'THE DASHING BEAU-DUNNE!'"
+
+ The lady was weeping in 'kerchief of lace
+ And she saw not the smile on the rough miner's face,--
+ Who said: "Ma'am, y' won't find y'r angel up here,--
+ Them pertickler brands--with 'wings'--disappear!
+ But here's 'Windy' comin'--he knows, th' ol' tramp,
+ Every Jack on th' trail, every Jill in th' camp!"
+
+ "Bing-bang!" The door opens and "Windy" appears,
+ A be-whiskered, a pimple-pocked tough to his ears:
+ His jeans all in tatters, his muck-a-lucks worn;
+ His parka was dirty, and mud-splashed and torn.
+ His greeting: "WOW! HAND OUT A HOOTCH! DURN MY GIZZARD
+ IF I WARN'T COTCHED IN A HUNKER CRICK BLIZZARD!"
+
+ The lady turns pale. Then the bar-keep behind
+ Hollers: "Windy, ol' cock! can YOU call t' y'r mind
+ A chump 'round this camp----Ma'am, wot was th' same
+ Double-decker y' called b' th' telescope name?"----
+ But the lady, eyes staring, was shrieking, "MY SON!"
+ Lo! "Windy" be-whiskered was "DASHING BEAU-DUNNE!"
+
+
+
+
+MY SONG
+
+
+ I could not sing unless my song
+ Had in its symphony one broken string;
+ I could not say the thoughts that in me rise
+ Unless my heart had been a broken thing.
+ Why is it that the voice of Song so yields
+ Mute music till the heart hath bled?
+ Why should we find most fair and far-off fields
+ By thorny by-paths led?
+
+ But if this little weakling song of mine
+ Might carry cheer to one, lone, grieving soul,
+ Most gladly would I offer Hope's bright wine
+ And, smiling, drink the lees left in the bowl:
+ For I have in the darkness found some light,--
+ Some sunshine seen in shadowed evening hours,
+ And I have found throughout the lonely night
+ Some perfumed breathings from wild garden bowers.
+
+ And I were ingrate not to send it on,
+ Such echo of what music in me lies,
+ For it may bring to some o'er darkened dawn
+ The brightening glow that comes with morning skies.
+ So, go you, little broken Song,
+ And carry to some heart in bitter pain
+ Only my lute's light laughter. Make thou strong
+ The weak of heart and bid them smile again.
+
+
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